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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75377 ***
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+[Frontispiece: Henry Labouchere]
+
+
+
+ THE LIFE OF
+
+ HENRY LABOUCHERE
+
+
+ BY
+
+ ALGAR LABOUCHERE THOROLD
+
+ AUTHOR OF
+ "SIX MASTERS IN DISILLUSION," ETC.
+
+
+
+ G. P. PUTNAM'S SONS
+ NEW YORK AND LONDON
+ The Knickerbocker Press
+ 1913
+
+
+
+
+ COPYRIGHT, 1913
+ BY
+ ALGAR LABOUCHERE THOROLD
+
+
+ The Knickerbocker Press, New York
+
+
+
+
+ To
+ MY COUSIN
+ MARY DOROTHEA
+ (MARCHESA DI RUDINI)
+ IN MEMORY OF MANY HAPPY DAYS AT
+ VILLA CRISTINA
+
+
+_Oct. 15, 1913._
+
+
+
+
+{v}
+
+PREFACE
+
+It would be unfair both to the reader and to the subject of this
+memoir to let this book go forth without a word of introduction. The
+lot of Henry Labouchere, who was born in the reign of William IV. and
+lived to see George V. on the throne, was cast during a period of
+European development as important, perhaps, as any that modern
+history records. For certainly the most significant, if not the most
+salient, fact in the history of modern Europe is that democratisation
+of England which, in spite of many set-backs and obstacles, has at
+length been, in principle at all events, definitely achieved. To-day
+we are all democrats, Tories and Radicals alike. In that process,
+the full significance of which has still to unfold itself, Mr.
+Labouchere played a striking and original part. It was not always a
+successful one, but it was always played honestly, daringly, and,
+above all, characteristically. Although a convinced, and in spite of
+himself, if one may say so, even an enthusiastic Radical, no
+politician was ever less of a party man. His loyalty was given to
+principles, not men, and some of his bitterest attacks both in
+Parliament and in the press were reserved for Radical Ministries
+that, according to his lights, were untrue to their profession. He
+was also, what is not so common in politics, a thoroughly
+disinterested man. He sought neither office nor honour.
+Circumstances placed him beyond the need of money, and just as no
+personal feelings could ever blind him to political shortcomings in
+his leaders, so the strongest and most vehemently expressed
+disapproval of his opponents {vi} frequently went with a marked
+attachment to their persons, and the strange thing is that he
+succeeded in convincing both sides of the House of the genuineness of
+this emotionally disinterested attitude.
+
+The opinions of Englishmen are rarely disinterested, and it should
+never be forgotten that Henry Labouchere was, in fact, a Frenchman.
+French by birth, he remained, to the day of his death, French in his
+method of formation of opinion, in his outlook on life, in the
+peculiar quality of his wit. It was this that enabled, or rather
+obliged, him to take that curiously detached view of English ideals
+which was at times so disconcerting even to those who thought that
+they understood him. Ideals, he held, were only entitled to respect
+when translated into material currency. "How much £ s. d. does he
+believe in what he says?" he would ask concerning some fervid
+prophet. And if convinced that the requisite materialisation had
+occurred, he would accept the prophet as one more strange and amusing
+phenomenon in a strange and amusing universe. It would have never
+occurred to him that because the prophet was sincere he was right.
+That was a matter for reason. He once observed to me, in his
+whimsical way, of a colleague, that the mere denial of the existence
+of God did not entitle a man's opinion to be taken without scrutiny
+on matters of greater importance. No "mere" Englishman could have
+said that. That essential foreignness rendered him hard of
+comprehension even to those who sympathised with his aims. For
+instance, he was a Radical, as sincere and convinced a Radical as the
+late Mr. Stead, but in a very different way. His Radicalism was
+based on Reason. It represented Reason applied to that particular
+department of human affairs called Politics, and so applied, one may
+add, in spite of the irrationality of most of the men called Radical
+politicians. English Radicalism, on the other hand, rests mainly on
+humanitarian sentimentalism. The _religion du clocher_ of feudal
+England has been largely replaced by a rival cult, the {vii}
+hysterical excesses of which found in him a scathing critic. He did
+not resent the hereditary principle in government because it was
+unjust, but because it was absurd, and when he fought some concrete
+instance of injustice, as he was constantly doing, the emotional
+aspect of the case made little, if any, appeal to him. He disliked
+injustice on rational and, as it were, æsthetic grounds. He had no
+passionate love of virtue, public or private; he thought it, on the
+whole, a sound investment, but then even sound investments sometimes
+go wrong. In his personal outlook on things he was as completely
+non-religious as a man could be. He was not anti-religious. He
+fully recognised the utility of religious belief in others, perhaps
+even in society at large, and he based this recognition not so much
+on the hardness of men's hearts as on the thickness of their heads.
+But personally he, Henry Labouchere, took no interest whatever in the
+matter. In philosophy he was a strict agnostic, owning Hume, for
+whom he had the greatest admiration, and the Kant of the _Critique of
+Pure Reason_, as his masters. And he was remarkably well read in the
+works of those philosophers.
+
+He was constitutionally suspicious of strong feelings or enthusiasm
+of any kind. All sensible people smoked, he used to say, in order to
+protect themselves against such disturbing factors. He loathed every
+kind of humbug. He did not, however, disdain it as a weapon. During
+the General Election of 1905 the Tories made a party cry of Tariff
+Reform; he calmly observed one day, throwing down his paper: "Well,
+of course I think we are right, but whether we are or not, we've got
+all the bunkum on our side."
+
+In his personal relations with others he was very sociable and
+courteous, retaining even in old age the fine manners of an earlier
+generation. He was immensely kind-hearted, and suffered fools, if
+not gladly, at least with politeness and equanimity. His love for
+children is well known. There was nothing he enjoyed more than
+giving children's parties, {viii} and on these occasions would take
+any amount of personal trouble to ensure the pleasure of his little
+friends. My earliest recollection of him is, as a child of eight or
+so, sitting on his knee drinking in the most fascinating and horrible
+tales of the Siege of Paris, which he would tell me by the hour. And
+almost my last recollection is of his interest in a Christmas tree
+prepared for my own children on the very day on which he took to his
+bed for the last time.
+
+These traits make up a character more familiar in France than
+elsewhere. In his political ideas he resembled Clémenceau more
+nearly than any English statesman, and in general habit of mind he
+was a direct descendant of Voltaire. In character he was more like
+Fontenelle. He had Fontenelle's moral scepticism, his personal
+confidence in reason qualified by his distrust of most people's
+reasoning powers, and his profound sense of the dangers of
+enthusiasm. People called him a cynic; and, if that somewhat vague
+term denotes one who attempts to discount the emotional factor in
+judgment, who endeavours to see the bare facts in as dry and
+objective a light as possible, a cynic he was. But he was a
+kind-hearted, even an affectionate cynic. It was not easy to win his
+regard, but, if you succeeded in winning it, you were sure of it.
+His own feelings he never expressed; this was not because he had
+none, but because of the exaggerated _pudeur_ which he felt on the
+subject of the emotions. There was something both ridiculous and
+indecent to his mind in even the most restrained exhibition of
+affection. Briefly, he may be said to have worn a fig-leaf over his
+heart.
+
+A word or two as to the method and scope of this book. In order to
+give a full and detailed account of the whole of Labouchere's career,
+it would have been necessary to write at least a dozen volumes; some
+sort of selection imposed itself. I have endeavoured to concentrate
+my own (and I hope my readers') attention on Labouchere himself.
+There is a danger which lurks for the biographer of a public man lest
+the environment of his hero--the narrative of the events {ix} in
+which he played a part--should hang too loosely to his figure. There
+is also the danger that the frame, so to speak, should not be given
+its due value in the portrait. In order to appreciate the part
+played in public affairs by an individual, it is necessary to
+understand what is going on. As this book has been written for the
+general public, I have felt it desirable to retell certain episodes
+in modern politics, in which Mr. Labouchere played an important part,
+in greater detail than would have been necessary had I been writing
+for politicians. In such retelling I claim no originality. I have
+followed standard authorities, and the point of view of my narrative
+has been, to a great extent, that of Mr. Labouchere himself,
+although, when I have come to the conclusion that that point of view
+was mistaken, I have not hesitated to say so. In this way I hope
+that the reader may be enabled to see the inevitability of much of
+Labouchere's political action, which at the time, looked at
+piecemeal, may have appeared gratuitously mischievous.
+
+I feel I ought to call the reader's attention to the fact that if Mr.
+Labouchere's many-sided life is considered as a whole, his political
+proceedings represent but a small part of his activity. He had lived
+an average lifetime before he seriously took up political work, and
+genuine as his principles undoubtedly were, still politics were never
+really more to him than a means of self-expression and, it must be
+said, amusement. He loved watching the spectacle of life, and he
+came to find in the game of politics a sort of concentrated version
+of life as a whole. This feeling, the strongest perhaps that he
+possessed, combined with a passion to enter as an effective cause
+into the spectacle he loved, was responsible for his political
+incarnation. And he had a certain half-perverse, half-childish love
+of mischief which he was not always at pains to restrain, and which
+found in the intrigues of parties and groups abundant scope for
+exercise. It could not have found so much scope elsewhere, and was
+the motive power of much of his political action, particularly
+towards {x} the end of his time in Parliament. After his retirement
+indeed, when politics had literally become nothing but a game to him,
+he would watch the cards as they fell with complete detachment from
+party views: "I wish I was entering politics now as a young Tory
+blood," was a frequent comment on public events during his last years.
+
+Of course, he had his own way of putting things, which was not that
+of other people, and this brings me to the part in life as to which
+both friends and foes are agreed that he achieved complete success.
+Whatever else he was or was not, everybody is agreed that he was the
+greatest English wit since Sheridan. His gently modulated voice had
+a good deal to do with his conversational success, and the bland
+quiet manner with which the most startling remarks would be
+accompanied gave them weight, if not point. Still, even in cold
+print many of his sayings and appreciations will live as long as men
+laugh from intellectual motives. "I do not mind Mr. Gladstone always
+having an ace up his sleeve, but I do object to his always saying
+that Providence put it there," is a dictum which will not soon be
+forgotten. That observation, gently drawled out one evening in the
+lobby of the House of Commons, is a specimen of hundreds. I am
+persuaded that originally he had no intention of being witty, but
+supposed his quips and paradoxes to represent the bare facts
+expressed with the greatest economy of language. It is certain that
+no one was more surprised than he at the entertainment people found
+in the _Letters of a Besieged Resident_. He soon discovered his
+reputation for wit and deliberately made use of it, both as a shield
+and as a weapon of defence. It also served another purpose. There
+was a strong tendency to indolence in him that was gratified by his
+success in turning off awkward or puzzling questions with some witty
+or irrelevant remark. If this analysis is correct, it throws light
+on the nature of his wit, which consisted largely in a naïve and
+shameless revelation of the _Secret de Polichinelle_. For he said
+what every one thought but didn't {xi} dare say. The originality of
+his mind really consisted in the complete absence in his case of
+those conventional superstructures which imprison most of us. When
+he replied to some one who asked him if he liked Mme. X----, "Oh yes,
+I like her well enough, but I shouldn't mind if she dropped down dead
+in front of me on the carpet," he was only saying what many of us
+think but would never dream of saying even to ourselves of some of
+our friends.
+
+It is a commonplace of moralists to say that human nature is full of
+contradictions. A subtler critic of man than the mere moralist would
+add that much of men's time is spent in smoothing out, or, at all
+events, conciliating, these contradictions. We choose a possible
+type of humanity--Aristotle, or some other Greek, gave an exhaustive
+list of them--and see ourselves in the part we have selected.
+According to our imaginative power and our strength of will we
+succeed more or less in playing that part at least for social
+purposes. Years pass and the mask grows to the face, as in the case
+of Mr. Beerbohm's _Happy Hypocrite_, and our friends and
+acquaintances cease in time to distinguish between our pose and our
+character. But there are moments when the mask cracks and close
+observers have their surprises.
+
+Mr. Labouchere gave up early in life any consecutive attempt to make
+himself appear different to his real nature. A fragment of an early
+diary which I have utilised does indeed discuss the possibilities of
+success to the writer, and criticises, in scathing terms,
+achievements up-to-date. But this document, interesting and amusing
+as it is, is itself but a piece of boyish introspectiveness. In
+point of fact he was a terribly sincere person, partly from pride and
+partly from indolence. Had he been willing to condescend to
+insincerity, he would have been too lazy to do so for long. Here,
+then, was an additional stumbling-block. It is easy enough to
+understand a pose, or even a succession of poses, but a person who
+says neither more nor less than exactly what he means, {xii} and
+means exactly what he says, not because he thinks he ought to do so,
+or wishes to be understood as doing so, but because so, and not
+otherwise, his nature spontaneously expresses itself, is, in our
+present social state, almost unintelligible. What saved him under
+these circumstances from becoming a "prophet" was the pliability of
+intelligence that enabled him to understand other people and the
+sense of humour that enabled him to enjoy them.
+
+I have selected from the voluminous correspondence put at my disposal
+only those letters which throw most light on Mr. Labouchere's state
+of mind and the part he played in political events with which he was
+connected.
+
+I have to thank my many relatives and friends who have allowed me to
+make use of their letters from Mr. Labouchere, and also my cousin, M.
+Georges Labouchère, for communicating the result of his researches on
+the life of my great-grandfather. Among old friends of Mr.
+Labouchere, who have given me personal reminiscences of him, I have
+especially to thank Mrs. Emily Crawford, Mr. Wilfrid Blunt, Lord
+Welby, Sir Audley Gosling, and Mr. Robert Bennett, the editor of
+_Truth_, whose help has been invaluable in the narrative of Mr.
+Labouchere's founding of _Truth_ and of its subsequent fortunes.
+Most of all, my thanks are due to Mr. Thomas Hart Davies, without
+whose constant sympathy and assistance this biography could not have
+been written.
+
+ ALGAR L. THOROLD.
+
+ 12 CATHERINE STREET, WESTMINSTER.
+ August 15, 1913.
+
+
+
+
+{xiii}
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+THE LABOUCHERE FAMILY
+
+The Huguenots of Orthez--Youth of Pierre-César--Exile--The Dutch
+counting-house--A double ruff and a bid for a bride--Napoleon and
+peace--Fouché--The French agent---Ouvrard--The wrath of Cæsar--The
+French loan--Residence in England--Lord Taunton--Mr. John Labouchere
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH
+
+(1831-1853)
+
+Birth of Henry Labouchere--Early education--His first _mot_--Eton
+days--The young pugilist--The toper--Views on fagging--Trinity
+College, Cambridge--Insubordination--Suspension--His defence--He
+lives at a London tavern--Severe judgment of himself--Travels with a
+bear-leader--Wiesbaden--Voyage to Mexico--Gambling and good
+resolutions--Letter to his tutor
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+TRAVELS AND DIPLOMACY
+
+(1853-1864)
+
+Travels in Mexico--In love--The Chippeway Indians--In New York--His
+American sympathies--His views on American education--On American
+diplomats--On American girls--Becomes attaché at Washington--Mr.
+Crampton--Gambling again--The Irish patriot--Views on diplomatic
+negotiations--At Munich--Stockholm--Frankfort--Bismarck at
+Frankfort--Similarity of their opinions {xiv} about diplomacy--His
+popularity at Frankfort--Petersburg--In love again--His opinion of
+Russians--Anecdotes--Dresden--Economical family at Marburg--Republic
+of Parana--Revolution in Florence--Constantinople--His stories about
+Lord Dalling--Close of diplomatic career--Mrs. Crawford's estimate of
+his character and remarks on his diplomatic career--_Memoir of Henry
+Labouchere_, by Wilfrid Scawen Blunt
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+PARLIAMENTARY AMBITIONS
+
+(1866-1869)
+
+Why men enter Parliament--New Windsor--His agreement with Sir Henry
+Hoare--Imprudent choice of agents--Election--Is unseated on
+petition--Repartee before Special Commission--His line of defence in
+the _Times_--Another letter on the subject--His maiden
+Speech--Reminiscences of the Windsor election--Anecdote about Lord
+Taunton--Becomes member for Middlesex--His speeches in the
+House--General Election of 1868--Lord George Hamilton--His quarrel
+with Lord Enfield--The _Times_ on the quarrel--Nomination of
+candidates--Conservative rowdies--the poll--Dignified speech--Absurd
+reminiscence--Henry Irving at Brentford--General Election of 1874--Is
+defeated at Nottingham
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+JOURNALISM AND THE STAGE
+
+(1864-1880)
+
+His connection with the _Daily News_--He buys a share--Manager of the
+Queen's Theatre--_Time and the Hour_--_Dearer than
+Life_--Contretemps--Financial loss--Poor opinion of artists--A
+Bohemian--His knowledge of London--Edmund Yates tells how he came on
+the staff of the _World_--His city articles--Trial of Abbott at the
+Guild Hall--A calculator--Labouchere and Grenville Murray--He leaves
+the staff of the _World_--Journey with Mr. Bellew--Adventure with
+Dumas père--With Dumas fils--His visit to Newgate--Sensations as a
+man about to be hanged--Remarks about the Claimant--Immense
+popularity of _Truth_--The Lying Club in Co. Durham
+
+{xv}
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+THE BESIEGED RESIDENT
+
+(September, 1870-February, 1871)
+
+He replaces Mr. Crawford as correspondent--Mrs. Crawford's
+impressions of him--Chaos at the Post Office--Immediate events
+leading up to the siege--His account of how the news of Sedan was
+received in Paris--The Prussians at Versailles--How he got his
+letters to London--Ennui--Letter to his mother--Theatrical behaviour
+of the Parisians--Further letters to his mother--His wardrobe--His
+hat--The _Gaulois_--New Year's address to the Prussians--His opinion
+of French journalists--His estimate of General Trochu--Meals during
+the siege--Castor and Pollux--Another letter to his mother--The leg
+of mutton and the sentimental Prussian soldier--His departure from
+Paris--How he behaved when under fire
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+LABOUCHERE AND BRADLAUGH
+
+The General Election of 1880--The "Radical" colleague--A faithful
+constituency--Mr. Bradlaugh and the oath--A House divided against
+itself--Labouchere's views on religion--His support of
+Bradlaugh--Unscrupulous use of the _affaire_ Bradlaugh by the
+Opposition--Victory of Mr. Bradlaugh--His upright character and final
+popularity in the House--Mr. Gladstone's tribute--Mr. Labouchere on
+his colleague--The parallel of Wilkes
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+LABOUCHERE AND IRELAND
+
+(1880-1883)
+
+Ireland in 1880--The Land League--Outrages--Lord Cowper and Mr.
+Forster demand suppression of Habeas Corpus--Mr. Gladstone's
+hesitation--He yields under threat of Lord Cowper's
+resignation--Introduction by Forster of Bills for the Protection of
+Life and Property in Ireland, January, 1881--Labouchere's Irish
+views--Not at first a Home Ruler--Labouchere criticises Forster's
+measure in the House--The arrest of Parnell--His liberation--The
+"understanding" with Mr. Gladstone--Murder of Lord Frederick
+Cavendish and Mr. Burke--Renewed coercion opposed by Mr.
+Labouchere--He negotiates between the Government and Irish {xvi}
+leaders in order to modify the Coercion Bill--Correspondence with Mr.
+Chamberlain--Interviews with Mr. Parnell--Identity of his Irish
+policy with that of Mr. Chamberlain
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+LABOUCHERE AND MR. GLADSTONE'S EGYPTIAN POLICY
+
+Mr. Gladstone and Egypt--A legacy from Disraeli--Cyprus and the
+Berlin Congress--The "Comedy of the Liars"--The Anglo-French
+Condominium--Ismail--Nubar and Sir Rivers Wilson--Sir Evelyn
+Baring--Deposition of Ismail--Khedive Tewfik--Revolt--Arabi
+Pasha--Mr. Wilfrid Blunt--Labouchere and Egypt--Labouchere drops his
+burden of Egyptian bonds--A letter to Sir Charles Dilke--Labouchere
+and military occupation--The Egyptian Government and the debt--The
+champions of Arabi--Speeches in the House--The Soudan--General
+Gordon--Correspondence between Labouchere and Chamberlain; between
+Labouchere and Mr. Blunt--Letters from Arabi to Mr. Labouchere--A
+later letter to Mr. Blunt
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+HENRY LABOUCHERE'S RADICALISM
+
+Labouchere's political attitude--His faith in Chamberlain--Despair at
+Chamberlain's secession--His article in the _Fortnightly_, 1884--The
+Radical creed--The House of Lords and the Crown--The Church--The Land
+Laws--The Royal Family--Female suffrage--Whigs more to be detested
+than Tories
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+IN OPPOSITION
+
+(June, 1885-December, 1885)
+
+Sir Henry Lucy on Labouchere--"The friendly broker"--Lord Salisbury's
+First Administration--Irish and Tories--Labouchere, Healy, and
+Chamberlain--The General Election--The Midlothian manifesto--A letter
+from Mr. Davitt--From Mr. Parnell and Lord Randolph
+Churchill--Letters from Mr. Healy--Labouchere's letter to the _Times_
+about Home Rule--Correspondence between Mr. Labouchere and Mr.
+Chamberlain
+
+{xvii}
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+THE SPLIT IN THE LIBERAL PARTY
+
+Legislators in correspondence--Further letters from Mr. Chamberlain
+and Mr. Healy--Resignation of Mr. Chamberlain--Labouchere's efforts
+to reconcile Mr. Chamberlain with the Cabinet--His disappointment
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+SOME CONSEQUENCES OF BALFOUR's COERCION POLICY
+
+Lord Salisbury's Second Administration--The new Coercion
+Bill--"Parnellism and Crime"--The facsimile letter--Mr. Healy on the
+condition of Ireland--Radical demonstration in Hyde Park--Mr.
+Labouchere on a waggon--He goes to Michelstown--The famous
+meeting--He describes the meeting in the House--Lord Randolph
+Churchill's criticism--_Truth_ on the Michelstown murders--More
+incriminating letters--Mr. Labouchere enters the lists--The Parnell
+Commission--Correspondence with Pigott--First
+interview--Correspondence with Irishmen in America--Letter from
+Patrick Egan--Letters from Parnell--Pigott and the Attorney-General
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+COLLAPSE OF PIGOTT
+
+Lord Russell's cross-examination of Pigott--The disappearance of
+Pigott--His confession to Mr. Labouchere--Mr. Lewis returns the
+confession--The Commission hears from Pigott--He sends the
+confession, under cover, to Mr. Shannon--The confession read out in
+court--Mr. Labouchere in the witness-box--Mr. Sala describes the
+scene at 24 Grosvenor Gardens--Pigott's end--Mr. Labouchere's
+compassion for his orphans--Letter from Dr. Walsh--Mr. Labouchere and
+Primrose dames--Trying to hoax Labby
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+MR. LABOUCHERE NOT INCLUDED IN THE CABINET
+
+Speeches on the Triple Alliance--He is not in the Cabinet--Queen
+Victoria's objection to the editor of _Truth_--Mr. Gladstone's
+correspondence with Mr. Labouchere--The indignation of
+Northampton--Mr. Labouchere's desire to be appointed Ambassador at
+Washington--Another disappointment for him
+
+
+{xviii}
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+THE WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA
+
+The Jameson Raid and the South African War--Mr. Labouchere on the
+Jameson Raid Commission
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+LABOUCHERE AND SOCIALISM
+
+Mr. Labouchere on Socialism--Discussion with Mr. Hyndman
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+MR. LABOUCHERE AS A JOURNALIST
+
+Mr. Labouchere as Journalist and Litigant--Narrative of _Truth_
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE CLOSING YEARS
+
+Retirement from Parliament--Farewell to Electors--Some
+correspondence--Last days
+
+
+INDEX
+
+
+
+
+{xix}
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+RIGHT HON. HENRY LABOUCHERE, P.C. ... Frontispiece
+
+From a photograph by Messrs. Brogi of Florence, taken in 1905 at
+Villa Cristina, Florence.
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+FACSIMILE LETTER SENT BY BALLOON POST
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+
+THE LIFE OF
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+HENRY LABOUCHERE
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+
+{1}
+
+THE LIFE OF LABOUCHERE
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+THE LABOUCHERE FAMILY
+
+Some forty miles south of Bayonne, on the right bank of the Gave,
+lies the little town of Orthez, the ancient capital of Béarn. Famous
+for the obstinacy of its resistance to the apostolic spirit of Louis
+XIV. and the excellence of its manufactured cloth, Orthez was further
+distinguished during the Wars of Religion by the possession of a
+Protestant university founded by Jeanne d'Albret in which Theodore
+Beza was professor. In 1664, the most Christian King sent his
+intendant Foucault to deal with the nest of heretics. Foucault did
+not waste time in theological subtleties, but gave the inhabitants
+twenty days in which to conform under penalty of a dragonnade. They
+did so unanimously, but there still remain more Protestants in Orthez
+than in any other town of Béarn.
+
+Among the cloth merchants of Orthez none were more distinguished than
+the Labouchères. According to the Frères Haag, the compilers of _La
+France Protestante_, their name should be Barrier de Labouchère, the
+patronymic which they came to adopt being in reality the name of a
+property in the possession of the family. The earliest known
+ancestor of the Labouchères seems to have been a {2} certain Jean
+Guyon Barrier, who married in 1621 one Catherine de la Broue.
+
+Pierre-César, the founder of the British branch of the family and the
+grandfather of the subject of this memoir, was born at The Hague in
+1772. He was the second son of Matthieu Labouchère and
+Marie-Madeleine Molière. His father, who, in consequence of the
+revocation of the Edict of Nantes, had been sent to England for his
+education, had subsequently settled in Holland. Pierre-César was
+sent at the age of thirteen to learn his uncle Pierre's business at
+Nantes,[1] where he remained until 1790, at which date he entered the
+house of Hope at Amsterdam as French clerk. In this humble position
+he laid the foundations of the great fortune and financial career
+which were to be his. The rise of the young French clerk was rapid.
+In six years he was a partner in the house of Hope and had married
+Dorothy, sister of Alexander Baring, who had become a partner in the
+Dutch firm at the same time as his French brother-in-law. The
+well-known story of the clever ruse by which Pierre-César won the
+hand of his bride and also his partnership in the house of Hope was
+told to the present writer some twenty years ago by the Rev.
+Alexander Baring[2] as follows:
+
+Pierre-César was sent by Mr. John Hope to England to see Sir Francis
+Baring on some business, and fell in love with Sir Francis's third
+daughter Dorothy. Before leaving England he asked Sir Francis to
+permit him to become engaged to his daughter. Sir Francis refused.
+Pierre-César then said: "Would it make any difference to your
+decision if you knew that Mr. Hope was about to take me into
+partnership?" Sir Francis unhesitatingly admitted that {3} it would.
+Pierre-César then went back to Holland and suggested to Mr. Hope that
+he might be taken into partnership. On Mr. Hope discouraging the
+idea, he said: "Would it make any difference to your decision if you
+knew that I was engaged to the daughter of Sir Francis Baring?" Mr.
+Hope replied, "Certainly." Whereupon the wily clerk said: "Well, I
+am engaged to Miss Dorothy Baring." That very day he was able to
+write to Sir Francis announcing the news of his admission to
+partnership in the house of Hope, and in the same letter he claimed
+the hand of his bride.[3]
+
+The following picture of Pierre-César by a contemporary is
+interesting. The writer was Vincent Nolte, for many years a clerk in
+the house of Hope at Amsterdam. "Mr. Labouchère was at that time but
+twenty-two, yet ere long assumed the highly respectable position of
+head of the firm, the first in the world, and studied the manners of
+a French courtier previous to the Revolution: these he soon made so
+thoroughly his own, that they seemed to be a part of his own nature.
+He made a point of distinguishing himself in everything he undertook
+by a certain perfection, and carried this feeling so far that, on
+account of the untractable lack of elasticity of his body and a want
+of ear for music which nature had denied him, he for eighteen years
+deemed it necessary to take dancing-lessons, because he saw that
+others surpassed him in the graceful accomplishment. It was almost
+painful to see him dance. The old school required, in the French
+quadrille, some _entrechats_ and one or two pirouettes, and the delay
+they occasioned him always threw him out of time. I have often seen
+the old gentleman, already more than fifty, return from a quadrille
+covered with perspiration. Properly speaking, he had no refined
+education, understood but very {4} little of the fine arts, and,
+notwithstanding his shrewdness and quickness of perception, possessed
+no natural powers of wit, and consequently was all the more eager to
+steal the humour of other people. He once repeated to myself as a
+witty remark of his own to one of his clerks, the celebrated answer
+of De Sartines, a former chief of the French police, to one of his
+subordinates who asked for an increase of pay in the following words:
+'You do not give me enough--still I must live!' The reply he got
+was: 'I do not perceive the necessity of that!' Now, so hard-hearted
+a response was altogether foreign to Mr. Labouchère's disposition, as
+he was a man of most excellent and generous feeling. He had,
+assuredly, without intention, fallen into the singular habit of
+speaking his mother-tongue--the French--with an almost English
+intonation, and English with a strong French accent. But he was most
+of all remarkable for the chivalric idea of honour in mercantile
+transactions, which he constantly evinced, and which I never, during
+my whole life, met with elsewhere, in the same degree, however
+numerous may have been the high-minded and honourable merchants with
+whom I have been thrown in contact. He fully possessed what the
+French call _des idées chevaleresques_."[4]
+
+In 1800 Pierre-César re-established himself for a time in England,
+whither Hope's had been temporarily transferred after the invasion of
+Holland by Pichegru. A few years later he became involved in an
+interesting and delicate political negotiation.
+
+In April, 1810, Napoleon, whose marriage with Marie Louise had filled
+him with peaceful aspirations, surveyed the world that he had
+conquered and decided that, for the moment, he had conquered enough.
+To consolidate his empire and his dependencies, peace was necessary.
+The only obstacle to peace was England--England who had never bowed
+before his eagles and only grudgingly admitted his {5} existence.
+Negotiation with England was imperative, but how to negotiate, and by
+what means? What had he to offer Mr. Pitt? A substantial argument
+presented itself in the condition of Holland. Louis Buonaparte had
+disappointed his autocratic brother as an allied sovereign, and it
+was the Emperor's intention to remove him from the Dutch throne and
+unite the whole of the Netherlands to the Empire. This course could
+not fail to be disagreeable to the English, who would then be flanked
+by the French on two sides. So it occurred to Napoleon that, by
+leaving Holland her independence, he would be giving England a
+substantial _quid pro quo_ for the withdrawal of British troops from
+the Peninsula. Evidently, however, he could not himself directly
+open negotiations. Not only would such action lower his prestige,
+but it was doubtful whether those infernal islanders would consent to
+treat with him. The negotiations had to be opened by way of Holland.
+King Louis' Government must not appear in it. There were prudent men
+of affairs there who could be trusted with the delicate task. Louis
+was delighted with the idea. He would retain his estate as an
+independent sovereign, the commerce of Europe would once more
+circulate freely to the replenishment of his subjects' coffers, and
+his terrible brother's ambitions would be effectively circumscribed.
+
+Fouché, who, unknown to the Emperor, had already sent a private agent
+to London to discuss with the British Cabinet possible conditions of
+peace, entered enthusiastically into the project and designated
+Pierre-César as in every way the most suitable person to be entrusted
+with the affair. His position in the world of business as a partner
+of Hope in Amsterdam and of Baring in London was of the highest, and
+his father-in-law, Sir Francis Baring, who had been one of the
+principal directors of "John Company," was an intimate friend of
+Wellesley, the English Foreign Secretary, with whom he had spent some
+time in India.
+
+Labouchère was to present himself informally to Wellesley, {6} not as
+an envoy of the King of Holland and still less as the mouthpiece of
+Napoleon, but in the names of Roell, Van Der Heim, and Mollerus,
+three Dutch statesmen who professed to have been initiated by their
+King into all the secrets of the French Cabinet. He was to explain
+to the English Foreign Secretary that the marriage of Napoleon had
+altered his position and had caused him to desire the peace of Europe
+as a necessary condition of the consolidation of his Empire, and
+that, in order to induce the English Government to abandon
+hostilities, he was prepared to forego his intention of uniting
+Holland to his dominions. The Dutch Cabinet, aware of the Emperor's
+views, had hastened to open informal communications in order at one
+stroke to secure the peace of Europe and to retain the independence
+of their country. All having been arranged, Labouchère crossed from
+Brielle to Yarmouth and posted to London on his secret mission.
+
+As a matter of fact the moment was not well chosen for its success.
+After the retirement, on the Catholic question, of Grenville and
+Grey, who had continued the Fox-Pitt coalition, the old Duke of
+Portland, who had been Home Secretary in Mr. Pitt's first Government,
+became Prime Minister. He maintained his power with difficulty:
+Canning and Castlereagh, respectively Home Secretary and Foreign
+Minister, quarrelled, left the Cabinet in order to fight a duel, and
+did not return to it. Lord Chatham did not survive the results of
+the expedition to Walcheren, and shortly afterwards Portland himself
+died. Mr. Perceval and Lord Wellesley were the most important
+persons left in the Cabinet. Perceval, who had been Portland's
+Chancellor of the Exchequer, kissed hands as Prime Minister on
+December 2, 1809, and Wellesley took the place of Bathurst as Foreign
+Secretary. Perceval was a clever lawyer and a bitter and prejudiced
+Tory; Wellesley's hereditary politics were qualified by suave
+manners, an enlightened spirit, and an unusual talent for clear and
+eloquent statement. Less passionate than Perceval, he had not the
+Prime Minister's influence {7} with the party, but he enjoyed an
+immense reputation in the country which was daily increased by the
+news of his brother's gallant deeds at the front. The position of
+the Government, in spite of their parliamentary majority, was not
+very strong. They held their power by that most uncertain
+tenure--success in arms.
+
+The opposition, led by Grenville and Grey, rejoiced in the avowed
+favour of the Prince of Wales, whom an accident, such was the state
+of the King's health, might any day call to the regency, and even to
+the throne. The Prince had openly declared himself against the war,
+and the leaders of the opposition argued forcibly, in and out of
+season, against its continuance. The militarism of the country was
+not, however, to be checked in this way. The news of one victory
+outweighed much argument. But news was not always of victories.
+Forty thousand English troops had been forced to retire before
+Antwerp, with a loss of fifteen thousand from death and disease.
+This calamity more than balanced the victory of Talavera. Perceval
+stuck to his war policy with blind and furious determination. He no
+doubt felt that his one chance of retaining office was to do so.
+Wellesley, on the other hand, in spite of the glory won by his family
+through the war, was open to reason on the subject. He had already
+received politely Captain Fagan, a high officer in Condé's army, whom
+Fouché had sent over on his own responsibility to feel the way toward
+conditions of peace. He had received him politely, but had answered
+him evasively to the effect that the King's Government was by no
+means bent on continuing the war at _all_ costs, but would gladly
+entertain proposals of peace if they were advanced by responsible,
+fully accredited agents and were compatible with the honour of the
+two nations. Labouchère was unable to get anything more definite out
+of him. But Wellesley, reserved with the French agent, opened
+himself more fully to his old friend Sir Francis Baring. To him he
+explained that no member of the Cabinet believed in Napoleon's good
+{8} faith. He personally saw nothing in Labouchère's mission but a
+trap laid for English public opinion by the supreme adventurer, and
+judged that nothing was to be gained by playing into his hand.
+Moreover, the Government would never abandon Spain to Joseph or
+Sicily to Murat, and would in no circumstances consent to the loss of
+Malta. The fullest preliminary assurances on these points were the
+_sine qua non_ of any successful negotiation.
+
+Sir Francis Baring, who was a sagacious man, communicated this
+conversation, together with his personal comments thereon, to
+Labouchère. It was evident, he said, that England had grown
+accustomed to the war, and would not abandon it except under the
+stress of a reverse impossible to predict, and that the nation would
+never lose all they had fought for in the Peninsula by yielding Spain
+to a Buonaparte prince. He suggested, without any official
+authority, an arrangement which, leaving Malta to England, would give
+Naples to Murat, Sicily to the Neapolitan Bourbons, and would restore
+Spain to Ferdinand, save for the provinces on the French side of the
+Ebro, which might be given to Napoleon as an indemnity for the
+expenses of the war. Convinced that nothing further was to be
+obtained in London, Labouchère returned to Holland and sent to King
+Louis at Paris the meagre results of his mission. Unfortunately,
+Napoleon was as well accustomed to war as England. As soon as he had
+received Labouchère's reply, he gave up the notion of using Holland
+as a weapon against England and determined to settle his affairs with
+his brother independently of the general situation. Nevertheless, he
+did not wish to entirely let fall the indirect relations on which
+Labouchère had entered with the English Cabinet, and sent him a reply
+to be transmitted through Sir Francis Baring to Lord Wellesley. The
+Emperor's reply was perhaps more statesmanlike than might have been
+expected. If England was accustomed to the war, the French were even
+more in their element on the battlefield. France was victorious,
+rich, prosperous, obliged, {9} no doubt, to pay a high price for
+sugar and coffee, but not reduced to the point of doing without those
+luxuries. She could support the situation for a long time yet. If,
+in these conditions, he thought of peace, it was because in the new
+position created by his marriage with an Austrian archduchess he was
+anxious to terminate the struggle between the old order and the new.
+As for the kingdoms he had created, it was not to be thought that he
+would sacrifice any of them. Never would he dethrone his brothers
+Joseph, Murat, Louis, and Jerome. But the destinies of Portugal and
+Sicily were still in suspense; these two countries, Hanover, the
+Hanseatic cities, and the Spanish colonies might still be dealt with.
+In any case, it might be possible to mitigate the horrors of war. He
+had been obliged to reply by the decrees of Berlin and Milan to the
+orders-in-council issued by the British Cabinet, and the sea had been
+converted into a stage for violence of every description. This state
+of things was perhaps more dangerous for England than for France,
+since an Anglo-American war might easily result. If the English
+Government agreed with these appreciations they had but to relax
+their laws of blockade. France would follow suit, Holland and the
+Hanseatic towns would retain their independence, the sea would be
+opened to neutrals, the war would lose some of its bitterness, and,
+possibly, in time a complete understanding between the two nations
+might be reached. Such was Napoleon's, on the whole, judicious
+reply, and on these terms, and on these terms only, was Labouchère
+authorised to make any further attempts at negotiation.
+
+But Napoleon counted without Fouché. That brilliant and unscrupulous
+person, who had been recently raised to the important Ministry of
+Police with the title of Duc d'Otrante, was a peace fanatic. In
+every day that the war continued he saw danger to the Empire. The
+failure of the Labouchère mission, in which he no doubt felt his
+self-love wounded, since he had himself indicated the envoy,
+disappointed him profoundly. He determined to bring about {10} peace
+himself, and relied on his success to justify himself in the
+Emperor's eyes. It would have been a dangerous thing to do under any
+government: it was a piece of insanity under a master so absolute, so
+vigilant, as Napoleon. He accordingly sent one Ouvrard to Amsterdam
+to urge Labouchère to reopen negotiations with the British Cabinet on
+conditions much more favourable to England than the Emperor had made.
+Labouchère naturally thought that Fouché once more represented
+Napoleon, and recommenced negotiations on a basis much more
+satisfactory to English policy. The basis was different indeed.
+According to Ouvrard, the Emperor would modify his views on Sicily,
+Spain, the Spanish colonies, Portugal, and Holland; he was earnestly
+desirous of peace, and he shared the hostility of the British Cabinet
+to the Americans. In order to give Labouchère more credit with
+Wellesley, Fouché offered to give up to him a mysterious personage
+called Baron Kolli, an English police agent, who had been visiting
+Valencay to arrange the escape of Ferdinand. Kolli had been arrested
+by the French troops who had charge of the imprisoned King. The
+arrest had been considered an important event by the Cabinet of St.
+Cloud. To all this Ouvrard added a good deal of his own, and
+Labouchère could not do otherwise than believe what he was told.
+Accordingly he reopened negotiations by letter with Wellesley.[5]
+
+In the following month, Napoleon, who was making one of his tours of
+personal inspection in the Netherlands, discussed the Labouchère
+negotiations with his brother Louis at Antwerp. By a curious chance
+he had caught sight on his journey of Ouvrard, who was on his way
+from Amsterdam to Paris. The Emperor's promptness of mind had at
+once suggested to him that Ouvrard, who enjoyed the favour of Fouché
+and had business relations with Labouchère, was probably mixing
+himself up in what did not concern him, {11} perhaps giving advice
+which was not wanted, or trying to float some speculation on the
+probabilities of peace. With the presentiment of his genius he at
+once forbade Labouchère to have any relations with Ouvrard and
+ordered him to send immediately all the correspondence that had been
+exchanged between Amsterdam and London to the King. Labouchère at
+once communicated all his own letters and those he had received from
+London.
+
+The blow fell on June 2 at St. Cloud, where the Emperor, the day
+after his return from Holland, convoked a Council of Ministers to
+meet him. Fouché, in charge of the most important portfolio of the
+imperial Cabinet, was naturally present. Napoleon turned and rent
+him. What was Ouvrard doing in Holland? Had Fouché sent him there?
+Was he or was he not an accomplice of this preposterous intrigue?
+Fouché, surprised and upset by this sudden and unexpected attack,
+could find nothing better to say than that Ouvrard was a busybody who
+was always mixing himself up in other people's business and that it
+was wiser to pay no attention to anything he might say. The astute
+personage must indeed have been upset to attempt to "pay" Napoleon
+with such words. Ouvrard and his papers were at once seized, the
+mission being entrusted not to Fouché, who as Minister of the Police
+would naturally have received such an order, but to Sazary, an
+aide-de-camp whom the Emperor had made Duc de Rovigo and in whom he
+had complete confidence. Ouvrard's papers revealed at once the
+extent to which the intrigue had been pushed and of Fouché's
+complicity. The next day Fouché was dismissed from the Ministry of
+Police, where he was succeeded by Rovigo, and appointed Governor of
+Rome. When Napoleon had anything to do he did it quickly.
+
+He did not rest there, however. He was determined to get to the _fin
+fond_ of these singular negotiations. Ouvrard, kept in prison, was
+constantly examined, and Labouchère was summoned to Paris and ordered
+to bring all the papers {12} still in his hands. It appeared, from a
+comparison of these with those already seized, that Labouchère had
+acted in perfectly good faith, and the whole responsibility rested
+with Fouché and Ouvrard. Fouché's disgrace was complete. As soon as
+the Emperor discovered the episode of the Fagan mission he turned
+once more on the luckless minister and demanded all the papers
+relative to that affair. Fouché replied that they were of no
+importance and that he had burned them. Napoleon, on hearing this,
+gave way to one of his appalling exhibitions of rage, took away from
+Fouché the governorship of Rome, and exiled him to Aix in Provence.
+So ended this curious affair in which Pierre-César Labouchère had
+served his country faithfully and intelligently to the extent which
+circumstances permitted. Some years later he was to serve his
+country perhaps more signally, and certainly more effectively.
+
+When in 1817 France was beginning the task of reconstruction, the
+principal difficulty in the way of the ministers of Louis XVIII. was
+the very serious financial situation. By the treaty of November 20
+of the preceding year, the country was pledged to pay to foreigners
+no less than seven hundred million francs in money in the course of
+five years, with an additional sum of a hundred and thirty million
+for the pay of the 150,000 foreign troops which occupied the country.
+There were also numerous debts, both at home and abroad, the payment
+of which had been guaranteed by the treaties of 1814 and 1815. The
+ordinary revenue was useless to meet such heavy charges, and
+extraordinary taxation, in the state of the country, would have spelt
+ruin. It was necessary to have recourse to credit. But how to
+obtain a loan? France was not in a state which could inspire
+financiers with much confidence. In these circumstances Messrs.
+Labouchère and Baring once more placed themselves at the service of
+the French Government. They purchased nearly twenty-seven million
+francs' worth of government five per cent. _rente_, and thus restored
+French {13} credit. Their action was, no doubt, not purely
+disinterested, as they bought the _rente_ at an average price of
+56.50 and obtained an interest of nine per cent. on their money.
+Still, the difficulty of the moment was to find anybody to do it at
+any price.[6] A private journal of the period, kept by the husband
+of a niece of Sir Francis Baring, consequently a first cousin by
+marriage of Mme. Pierre-César Labouchère, gives the following account
+of the transaction:[7] "The 'Alliance Loan' of the Barings at Paris
+in 1816 probably doubled his (Pierre-César's) fortune, and he soon
+after quitted business, and settled altogether in England, living at
+Hylands, a property he bought in Essex, and in Hamilton Place, where
+his home was frequented by many distinguished people and
+diplomatists."
+
+Two sons were born to Pierre-César and Dorothy Labouchère. The
+elder, Henry, was born in 1798, and made for himself a social and
+political career of decided distinction, as a Whig of the old school,
+a certain primness and conventionality of character enabling him to
+perform the part successfully in private as in public life. He took
+a first-class in classics at Oxford, and in 1832 found himself a Lord
+of the Admiralty. He became subsequently Vice-President of the Board
+of Trade, Under-Secretary to the Colonies, President of the Board of
+Trade, Chief Secretary of Ireland, Secretary of State for the
+Colonies, and was raised to the peerage in 1859, when he assumed the
+title of Baron Taunton, choosing the name of the borough he had
+represented in Parliament for thirty years. It was at Taunton in
+1835 that he opposed and defeated Dizzy by a majority of a hundred
+and seventy, when, on his appointment as Master of the Mint under
+Lord Melbourne, he offered himself to his constituents for
+re-election. His primness and {14} conventionality found on this
+occasion an admirable foil in the manner and appearance of his
+opponent, who was "very showily attired in a bottle-green frock coat,
+a waistcoat of the most extravagant pattern, the front of which was
+almost covered with glittering chains, and in fancy pattern
+pantaloons." The judicious electors of Taunton preferred Mr.
+Labouchere's more solid qualities.
+
+Lord Taunton died very suddenly on July 13, 1869. He was twice
+married, first to Frances, daughter of Sir Thomas Baring,[8] and
+secondly to Lady Mary Howard, a daughter of Lord Carlisle. He left
+no sons. Consequently the bulk of his fortune descended to his
+brother John Labouchere's eldest son Henry, the future member for
+Northampton and editor of _Truth_.
+
+The younger Henry Labouchere's earliest recollections carried him
+back to his childish visits to his grandfather in Hamilton Place,
+where Prince Talleyrand, then Ambassador to the Court of St. James
+(1830-34), was a frequent visitor. "I have always taken a special
+interest in Talleyrand," he wrote when he was sixty, "because he gave
+me when a child a very gorgeous box of dominoes."[9]
+
+The elder Henry Labouchere does not seem at first sight to have
+shared any traits with his nephew and namesake. The only point on
+which they may be said to have agreed was their love for America.
+Lord Taunton as a young man travelled much in the United States with
+Lord Derby, and he had important business interests there as well as
+in South America, arising out of the commercial enterprises of the
+{15} house of Hope. He acquired in the course of his travels a
+strong liking for American institutions and a genuine affection for
+the American people, a feeling which, as we shall see, was shared by
+his nephew.
+
+Mr. John Labouchere predeceased Lord Taunton by six years, and it was
+often presumed by persons who knew the family but slightly that the
+younger Henry Labouchere was the son of Lord Taunton, which mistake
+gave the young wit the opportunity of making one of his best-known
+repartees. On one occasion a gentleman, to whom Henry was introduced
+for the first time, opened the conversation by remarking: "I have
+just heard your father make an admirable speech in the House of
+Lords." "The House of Lords!" replied Mr. Labouchere, assuming an
+air of intense interest, "well, I always _have_ wondered where my
+father went to when he died."
+
+
+
+[1] Presumably Uncle Pierre had conformed and stuck to it.
+
+[2] The portraits of Pierre-César Labouchère and Dorothy his wife,
+now in my possession, were then at Farnham Castle, and Mr. Baring was
+visiting my father, the then Bishop of Winchester, when he related to
+me this anecdote of my great-grandparents.
+
+[3] The story is confirmed by the Hon. Francis Henry Baring. Mr. F.
+H. Baring was told it by the late Thomas Charles Baring, M.P., the
+son of the Bishop of Durham. Mr. T. C. Baring was for many years a
+partner in Baring Bros., where he probably heard the story. Sir
+Henry Lucy, in his _More Passages by the Way_, mentions that Mr.
+Labouchere himself believed the story to be true.
+
+[4] Vincent Nolte, _Fifty Years in Both Hemispheres_. American
+translation, 1854.
+
+[5] Thiers, _Histoire du Consulat et de l'Empire_; Louis Madelin,
+_Fouché_. See also _Times_, March 16, 1811, for the English account.
+
+[6] _Histoire de Mon Temps: Mémoires du Chancelier Pasquier_,
+publiées par le Duc d'Audriffet-Pasquier, 1789-1830.
+
+[7] The journal was written by Mr. T. L. Mallet, who married Lucy,
+daughter of Charles Baring. I am indebted for the extract to Lord
+Northbrook.
+
+[8] Yet another link between the Laboucheres and the Barings was
+forged by the marriage, in 1837, of Lady Taunton's sister, Emily
+Baring, to Mrs. John Labouchere's brother, the Rev. William Maxwell
+Du Pre. His sister, Caroline Du Pre, became the wife of the Rev.
+Spenser Thornton, who was a grandson of Godfrey Thornton by Jane his
+wife, a daughter of an influential director of the French hospital,
+Stephen Peter Godin, whose family note-book was published in the
+January number of the _Genealogist_ (_The Labouchère Pedigree_, by
+Henry Wagner, F.S.A., 1913).
+
+[9] _Truth_, March 19, 1891.
+
+
+
+
+{16}
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH
+
+(1831-1853)
+
+John Peter Labouchere,[1] the younger son of Pierre-César Labouchère,
+was a partner in the firm of Hope at Amsterdam, and, later, a partner
+in the bank of Williams, Deacon, Thornton, and Labouchere. He
+married Mary Louisa Du Pre,[2] second daughter of Mr. James Du Pre of
+Wilton Park in Buckinghamshire, and granddaughter of Sir William
+Maxwell of Monteith, by whom he had a family of three sons and six
+daughters, of whom one son and four daughters are still living. He
+was the owner of Broome Hall in Surrey, and his town house was at 16
+Portland Place. He was an extremely religious man and well known for
+his charitable and philanthropic labours. At one period his elder
+brother, Lord Taunton, then Mr. Henry Labouchere, also had a house in
+Portland Place, and he used to relate that he was constantly pestered
+by persons confusing him with his brother the banker, who called to
+ask for his help and patronage with regard to various evangelical
+enterprises. It was his habit to reply to them: "You have made a
+mistake, sir; the good Mr. Labouchere lives at No. 16."
+
+Henry Du Pre, the eldest son of John Labouchere, was born at 16
+Portland Place on November 9, 1831. His {17} education, had he been
+a docile pupil, would, according to his father's wishes, have been
+that of a conventional English boy with some reasonable expectations
+of a fine career in the financial or the diplomatic world, into
+either of which he had an easy _entrée_ through the influence of the
+Labouchere family. But he displayed, at the very beginning of his
+career, a curious and original character, which did not seem to
+follow easily any of the known paths of learning marked out for the
+youth of his period. The earliest repartee recorded of him was made
+to the headmaster of the private school to which he was sent at the
+age of six. Before breakfast, the morning after his arrival, the new
+boys were placed in a row, and asked whether they had all washed
+their teeth. One by one they answered in the affirmative, until came
+the turn of Henry. "No," he answered firmly. "And pray why not?"
+wound up the master indignantly, after a long lecture on the enormity
+of the crime of neglecting the cleanliness of the teeth. "Because I
+haven't got any," smiled Henry suddenly. He was just at the stage of
+changing his baby teeth, and his toothless gums were displayed for
+the full benefit of the discomfited moralist.[3] Nearly fifty years
+later Labouchere published the following account of his school-days:
+
+"When I was a boy I was sent to a school which was kept by one of the
+most ill-conditioned ruffians that ever wielded a cane. He used to
+suffer from lumbago (this was my only consolation), and would crawl
+on his hands and knees into the schoolroom; then he would rear up and
+commence caning a few boys, merely, I truly believe, from a notion
+that the exercise would be beneficial to his muscles. The man was
+ignorant, brutal, mean, and cruel, and yet his school somehow had a
+reputation as an excellent one--mainly, I suspect, because he had the
+effrontery to charge a high price for the privilege of being at
+it."[4]
+
+{18}
+
+He went to Eton in the September of 1844, and was entered at the
+house of Edward Balston, who afterwards became headmaster. Dr.
+Hawtrey, whose classical teaching has been described as "more
+picturesque than useful," was headmaster during the three years and a
+half that Henry Labouchere was at the school. The boy seems to have
+been a fairly idle scholar, and nothing remarkable in the way of a
+sportsman. He was exceedingly small for his age and, in consequence,
+a light weight, so that he was much in request on summer afternoons
+as a "cox." Among his contemporaries at Eton were the late Lord
+Avebury, the late Sir George Tryon, Lord Roberts, the late Sir Arthur
+Blackwood, Sir Algernon West, and Lord Welby. Lord Welby recollects
+that he had, even in his Eton days, the dry, cynical manner and
+original mode of verbal expression which, later on, marked him out
+from his fellows.
+
+Labouchere fell under a suspicion of bullying whilst at Balston's,
+and the consequences he was forced to undergo are interesting as
+illustrative of the Eton justice of the forties. He was in the fifth
+form, and the elder boys of his house summoned the captain of the
+lower boys, one Barton, who was a good deal bigger than Labouchere,
+to fight him in the house. Barton had no quarrel on his own account
+with Labouchere--it was a case of representative justice. The fight
+was arranged to take place in one of the rooms after tea, it being
+the uncomfortable practice in those days always to fight after a
+meal. Labouchere and Barton punched away at each other for an hour
+or so, until the big boys went down to supper, when they were allowed
+to rest. After the elders had supped, the fight was renewed until
+Labouchere succumbed. However, it was generally allowed that he had
+made a good show before a bigger man than himself. The next day the
+eyes of the combatants were bunged up, their noses swollen to bottle
+size, and their complexions coloured bright blue and green with
+bruises. They could not go into school. Balston was obliged to take
+notice of what had {19} happened, which he did with well-simulated
+indignation, and, when they were able to return to school, reported
+them to Hawtrey, who "swished" them both.[5]
+
+Another contemporary of Mr. Labouchere's at Eton, the late Frederick
+Morton Eden, related a story about him at a dinner given to him some
+years ago, as the senior "Old Etonian," in the School Hall of the
+College. Whilst the old chapel was being restored, a temporary
+chapel of wood and iron was run up. The corrugated iron roof made
+the heat intolerable during the summer months, so Labouchere hit upon
+a plan to put a stop to the nuisance of "chapel in the shanty." One
+boy was to pretend to faint and four others were to carry him out. A
+fifth was to follow bearing the hats of the performers. The plan
+worked admirably. The service was brought to a temporary stop and
+the boys, as soon as they were outside, scampered merrily off and
+procured some agreeable refreshment. The repetition of this comedy,
+of course, aroused the suspicion of the masters, but nevertheless,
+like many of Labouchere's intrigues in later life, it produced
+eventually the desired effect. There was no more chapel during the
+hot weather until the restoration of the old chapel was complete.
+
+A reminiscence of his Eton days that Mr. Labouchere was fond of
+relating has already found its way into print, but will bear
+repetition, as all may not have read it. One day, his store of
+pocket-money being at high-water mark, he conceived the notion of
+doing the man about town for an hour or two; so, having dressed
+himself with scrupulous care, he sallied forth, and, entering the
+best hotel in the place, engaged a private room, and in a lordly
+manner ordered a bowl of punch. The waiter stared but brought the
+liquor, and went away. The boy, having tasted it, found it horrible.
+He promptly poured it into the lower compartment {20} of an antique
+oak sideboard. He waited a little to see whether it would run out on
+to the carpet. Luckily the drawer was watertight, and Labouchere
+rang the bell again and proudly ordered from the amazed waiter a
+second bowl of punch. He poured this also into the oak sideboard,
+and in a few minutes rang for the bill, tipped the waiter
+majestically, and swaggered out of the hotel, quite satisfied that he
+had won the admiration and respect of the whole staff.
+
+After the Christmas half of 1847, Labouchere left Eton. He was then
+in his seventeenth year, and, before going to the university, it was
+thought advisable to place him for a year or two with a private tutor.
+
+It is interesting, before we leave Labouchere's Etonian career, to
+record his views on fagging, that venerable institution, which is
+generally considered by Englishmen to have contributed so largely
+towards their superiority to the rest of mankind. "When I was at
+Eton," he wrote, "fags thought that all was fair in regard to their
+masters. I had a master who used to send me every morning to a
+farmhouse to get him cream for his breakfast. On my return I
+invariably added a trifle of my milk to the cream and thickened my
+milk with an infusion of my master's cream. Thus, by the light of
+that revenge, which Lord Bacon calls a 'rude sense of justice,' I
+anticipated the watering process which has been practised by so many
+public companies. Sometimes he would have jugged hare. These
+occasions were my grand opportunity, and, unknown to him, I used to
+pour out into my own slop basin a portion of the savoury mess, and
+conceal the deficit by an addition of pure water. Fagging in fact,
+is productive of more evil to the fag than the fagger. The former
+learns all the tricks and dodges of the slave."[6]
+
+Labouchere's matured judgment of Dr. Hawtrey was expressed as follows:
+
+
+Dr. Hawtrey was the headmaster when I was at Eton. He was {21} an
+amiable and kindly man and a fine gentleman. He probably flogged
+about twenty boys every day, on an average. He did it with exquisite
+politeness, and, except on rare occasions, the whole thing was a
+farce. Four cuts were the ordinary application, and ten cuts were
+never exceeded. The proceedings took place in public, and any boy
+who had a taste for the thing might be a spectator. If the victim
+flinched there was a howl of execration. Far from objecting to this,
+the doctor approved of it. I remember once that a boy fell on his
+knees, and implored him to spare him. "I shall not condescend to
+flog you, but I leave you to your young friends," said the doctor. I
+happened to be one of the young friends, and I remember aiding in
+kicking the boy round the quadrangle for about half an hour.[7]
+
+
+The reflections of boys on the education to which they have been
+subjected are remarkably interesting, because they are so exceedingly
+rare. We have Rousseau's criticism of his upbringing, but it was
+penned when youth was behind, and it is tinged with an affectation of
+intellectual detachment and middle-aged self-consciousness which robs
+it of the spontaneity which would be its only recommendation. St.
+Augustine, when he wrote his confessions, knew far too much to be
+able to write with simple sincerity of his foolish youth.
+Labouchere's early note-books, unlike these masterpieces, possess the
+uncommon value of being youth's judgments upon youth, written with
+all the hardy ingenuousness of a clever boy, who was, besides being
+clever, extremely young for his age.[8] About the period of his life
+which has been described Labouchere wrote, at the age of twenty-one:
+"I will give ... an outline of my life, and the different courses
+that led to my discovery of early wisdom. I went through the usual
+numbers of schools, by which I learnt that an English education, for
+the time and money that it consumes, is the worst that the world has
+yet produced. One {22} clergyman alone of all my masters knew how to
+teach. His conduct was perfectly arbitrary, and he gave no reason
+for it--while, in the several branches of learning, his pupils either
+made rapid progress or left his house. My acquaintance with him was
+of short duration. He insisted on my teaching in an infant school on
+Sunday, or leaving his house--and I foolishly preferred the latter.
+I was then too young to go to college, so I was transferred to a
+clergyman in Norfolk, the very antipodes of my former master. Here I
+amused myself, and was flattered for a year or two, and then went to
+the university."
+
+In February, 1850, he went up to Trinity College, Cambridge. His
+tutor was Mr. Cooper. In his note-book describing the university
+period of his career Labouchere wrote: "My father sent me to college,
+where, instead of improving my mind (for manners, I own, must be bad
+to be improved by such a place), I diligently attended the
+race-course at Newmarket. I had a general idea that here (at the
+university) I should astonish the world by my talents--I attended no
+lectures, as I considered myself too clever to undergo the drudgery.
+I considered myself--on what grounds God knows--an orator and a poet.
+I went to the Debating Society and commenced a speech in favour of
+the regicides, but, to my astonishment, entirely broke down. To my
+equal astonishment, upon writing the first line of a prize poem, I
+found it impossible to find a second. To become known in the
+university was my ambition--my short cuts to fame had failed--it
+never entered my head to apply myself really to study, so, in default
+of a better method, I resolved to distinguish myself by my bets on
+horse-races. I diligently attended every meeting at Newmarket and
+spent the evenings in a tavern, where the sporting students and
+sporting tradesmen assembled to gamble. At the end of two years I
+had lost about £6000, and I owed to most of my sporting friends....
+Upon a dispute with the College authorities my degree was deferred
+for two years, and I left the University."
+
+{23}
+
+So many incorrect versions of Labouchere's dispute with the
+university have been given in various newspaper biographical notices
+at different times that a short account of what actually did happen
+will not be out of place here.
+
+A court was held on April 2, 1852, at King's Lodge, to hear a
+complaint brought by the proproctor, Mr. Barnard Smith, against Henry
+Labouchere for having sent to various university officers a printed
+paper, signed by himself, imputing unfair conduct to Mr. Barnard
+Smith towards himself whilst in the Senate House during an
+examination.
+
+What happened at the Senate House is best told in Labouchere's own
+words. I quote the printed letter which he sent to the university
+officers, and which was the cause of his leaving Cambridge before he
+took his degree.
+
+
+The undersigned went into the Senate House for the previous
+Examination on Monday last, and had not been there long before he was
+painfully surprised by the suspicions of one of the proproctors, the
+Rev. Mr. Barnard Smith of St. Peter's College. This gentleman, from
+the beginning of the Examination, continued to watch the undersigned
+in so marked a manner as not only to be noticed by himself but by
+other members of the University, under examination, who sat near him.
+The undersigned felt much distressed at this special surveillance.
+He had done nothing to deserve suspicion of being likely to resort to
+any unworthy practices in the Senate House, and the knowledge that he
+was thus subject to what he felt to be little short of a direct
+personal insult hindered his giving undivided attention to the
+examination questions which he had to answer.
+
+Notwithstanding this discouragement, the undersigned sent in his
+answers, which he has since been assured by one of the Examiners were
+satisfactory....
+
+On the day following (Tuesday), having nearly answered all the
+questions, the undersigned was stopped by the Rev. Mr. B. S. and
+charged with mal-practices in the Examination, of which he was not
+guilty.
+
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+After a short inquiry, during which it was ascertained {24} that
+Labouchere had been guilty of writing the above letter, the court
+delivered the following sentence: "The court being of opinion that
+the charge has been fully proved, and that the conduct of Mr.
+Labouchere has been highly reprehensible and injurious to the
+character and discipline of the University, sentences Henry
+Labouchere to be admonished and suspended from his degree for two
+years." In the course of the inquiry, Labouchere defended himself
+with great ability, though unsuccessfully.
+
+I give his defence verbatim, as the detail with which he gave it is
+the best possible account of the circumstances which led up to his
+insubordinate act:
+
+
+The whole business seems so indefinite that it is almost impossible
+to offer a defence. I am convened before the Vice-Chancellor for
+sending a printed notice to the Examiners and for bringing a charge
+against Mr. Barnard Smith. But what my copying or not copying in the
+Senate House has to do with it, it is difficult to say. But, as my
+copying has been brought forward and is supposed to bear on the
+subject, I am happy to have an opportunity of disproving it. Mr.
+Fenwick, on being asked, brought forward 3 charges why I was sent out
+of the Senate House: first, for having a paper concealed which I
+refused to give to the Examiners; secondly, for asserting that the
+paper had nothing to do with the Examination; and thirdly, for owning
+that it had. Mr. Fenwick (who it appears had the direction of the
+case) made no further charge. Mr. Barnard Smith now brings an
+entirely different charge, which is that I slipped a piece of paper
+into my pocket, and that he imagines he saw me do so. Why he didn't
+stop me at the time he does not say. Now all the Examiners who had
+been examined here to-day, except Mr. Latham, say that from my
+general conduct I was suspected of copying on Monday. Mr. Fenwick,
+however, is more particular, and says that my position excited
+suspicion. Mr. Woollaston says that I did not appear to be occupied
+with the Examination. So that what my general conduct was is
+explained. Having partly finished 10 questions in the Scripture
+history, I, more as a rest than anything else, wrote a note to a
+friend asking him how he {25} had got on, and mentioned that I had
+just given a long answer to the 10th question: I added, "I suppose
+the Shunamite woman was the person whose son was struck with the
+sun." While reading this note to myself, I saw Mr. Barnard Smith
+coming towards me; upon which I threw it away as far as possible; and
+upon his asserting that he had seen a paper in my hands I said that
+he had, but that I had no crib, nor had I in any way copied, that it
+was a note having nothing to do with the Examination. Not being in
+the habit of having my word questioned I saw no reason for producing
+it. Mr. Barnard Smith, however, thought differently; and, as the
+Examiners agreed with him, upon demanding its production I said that
+I had thrown it away, and it was probably somewhere on the ground.
+Having looked close by and not perceived it, I told Mr. Fenwick that
+I didn't see it. Mr. Fenwick, on this, ordered me to look for it, in
+a manner so offensive, that I took no further trouble about the
+matter. I then told the Examiners that, if they wished to know what
+was in the note, there was a question about the Shunamite woman, and
+told them I had just finished the answer to that question. I then
+gave up my papers and left the Senate House. The inference I believe
+drawn from the last two charges is that I told a lie. Upon this
+point any person may form his own opinion. I am asked whether I had
+a paper. The paper is by that time thrown away. I answered that I
+had. Had I denied it there would have been no evidence, and the
+matter would probably have dropped.
+
+According to the Examiner I had first said the paper had nothing to
+do with the Examination, and then, finding that the paper is not
+produced, tell them that the paper had to do with the Examination. I
+simply stated what it contained and should not have told a lie
+against myself. The fact was, not seeing the paper, and considering
+that Mr. Fenwick had ordered me to look for it in rather an offensive
+way, I told them what it contained. I had finished the Examination
+question at the time, and the question in the note was not put in
+with any desire to know whether it was right or wrong. I simply put
+in that I supposed it was right more for something to say than for
+anything else. But I certainly did not consider it had anything to
+do with the Examination in the way which Mr. Barnard Smith meant.
+{26} With respect to Mr. Barnard Smith's impression that I slipped a
+piece of paper into my pocket, I wish that he had said so at the
+time, that I might have disproved it. I can only say now that there
+is a sufficient internal evidence in my answers to show that I didn't
+obtain assistance from any notes, as I had a general knowledge of the
+subject, and confined myself to general facts. After having been
+dismissed from the Senate House, and having, in vain, challenged an
+investigation before the Vice-Chancellor, as I understood the
+Examiners openly asserted that I had told a lie, I sent a circular to
+them denying the charge. I did this, lest at any time hereafter,
+such an action should be brought to my charge, and also that it had
+been unrefuted. I have now denied the charge, and for their
+individual opinion I care little.
+
+
+The court asked, at this point, if Mr. Labouchere deliberately wished
+these words to be recorded: he said "Yes" and then went on with his
+defence:
+
+
+But, as in their office of Examiners they had unjustly asserted that
+I told a lie, I did my duty in openly denying it. I mean to say that
+I sent this circular to the Examiners in their public capacity and
+not as private individuals. I sent it to justify myself from a
+charge which I consider unjust, and upon which I could not obtain an
+investigation.
+
+
+The immediate reflection that presents itself to the mind of any one
+who knew Labouchere well and who studies his defence is that it is
+curious that it should have been over a Scripture History paper that
+he was suspected of cribbing, for, thanks to his early evangelical
+training and his innate love of his Bible, Labouchere was almost
+phenomenally proficient in Scripture knowledge. He quoted the Bible,
+and rarely incorrectly, on every occasion--in his parliamentary
+speeches, in his journalistic articles, and in private
+conversation--and he could, invariably, if questioned, give chapter
+and verse for the verification of his quotation.
+
+Two anecdotes have frequently been given in the press about
+Labouchere's alleged cribbing at Cambridge. I never {27} heard him
+relate them himself, and they are probably legends of the kind that
+are born in the journalist's brain whilst he is racking it for copy
+in the shape of anecdotic detail. The first is that his academic
+career terminated abruptly because he had made a bet with another
+undergraduate that he would crib in his Little Go examination without
+being caught, and that when caught he accused the examiner of being
+in collusion with the other party to the bet. The other is that
+during the examination he was observed to be frequently looking at
+something concealed beneath a sheet of blotting-paper. On being
+asked to produce it, Labouchere refused. But, when obliged to do so,
+it was found that the concealed object was the photograph of a
+popular variety artiste, whose bright eyes, he asserted, stimulated
+him to persevere in his academic efforts.
+
+There are, of course, any number of popular anecdotes of Labouchere's
+university days. A good one is the following. On one occasion,
+having taken French leave to London, he was unexpectedly confronted
+one morning in the Strand by his father, who looked extremely annoyed
+to see the youth there, when he imagined him to be occupied with his
+studies. Henry's wits as usual were on the alert. He returned his
+father's cold greeting with a surprised stare. "I beg your pardon,
+sir," he said, "I think you have made a mistake. I have not the
+honour of your acquaintance." He pushed by and was lost in the
+crowd. Rapidly consulting his watch, he found he could, by running,
+just catch a train for Cambridge. He did so, and what he had
+foreseen happened. Mr. Labouchere, senior, after having accomplished
+the business he was about, took the next train for Cambridge. On
+reaching the university he was ushered into his son's study, where he
+found him absorbed in work. He made no reference to his rencontre in
+the Strand, being persuaded that it must have been a hallucination.
+
+Another story relates how he used to go about in a very ragged gown.
+One day the Master of Trinity, Whewell, {28} came across him and
+said, "Is that a proper academic costume, Mr. Labouchere?" "Really,
+sir, I must refer you to my tailor," was the reply.
+
+Labouchere continues in his note-book to describe, with naïve
+minuteness of detail, his search for wisdom after he left the
+university. "With great liberality," he wrote, "my father paid my
+debts, and advised my return home. My family ... was religious, and,
+finding my father's house dull, I had accustomed myself to live at a
+tavern in Covent Garden.... After remaining there for two or three
+weeks, I used to return home, and leave it indefinite from where I
+had come. Until my leaving College and the payment of my debts by my
+father, I had kept up an appearance of respectability at home. Now,
+however, I threw off all restraint, and openly lived at my tavern for
+about two months, during which I lost several hundred pounds at hells
+and casinos."
+
+The tavern which Labouchere frequented at this period was far from
+being the haunt of vice which, with the gloomy sternness of
+moralising youth, he wished to depict it. It was a species of night
+club, known as Evans', and was the resort of all literary and
+artistic London. It constantly figures in Thackeray's novels and
+other books of the period as a place of Bohemian rendezvous and the
+scene of a good deal of rough-and-tumble jollity. The house, of
+which it formed the cellar, had once been the home of Sir Kenelm
+Digby. Above the tavern, or "Cave of Harmony" as Thackeray called
+it, was the hotel in which Labouchere had his rooms. In later years,
+that is to say in the later fifties and early sixties, the popularity
+of this place of conviviality increased so much that it was found
+necessary to pull down the little room where Labouchere used to
+listen every night to the singing of more or less rowdy songs, and
+build on its site a vast concert-room, with an annexe, consisting of
+a comfortable hall, hung with theatrical portraits, where
+conversation could be carried on. There was a private {29}
+supper-room in the grill, and this annexe became a popular resort for
+men about town. Some of the smartest talk in London was to be heard
+at Evans', for it numbered among its patrons such wits as Douglas
+Jerrold, Thackeray, Lionel Lawson, Edmund Yates, Augustus Sala,
+Serjeant Ballantine, John Leech, Serjeant Murphy--and Henry
+Labouchere. The presiding spirit of the establishment was a great
+friend of Labouchere's. He acted as head waiter and was known as
+Paddy Green. He had commenced his career as a chorus-singer at the
+Adelphi Theatre, and had won for himself in all classes of society an
+immense popularity on account of his courtesy and unfailing
+good-humour. The prosperity of Evans' only waned when the modern
+music-halls, where women formed the larger part of the audience,
+became the fashion.[9]
+
+From the superior point of view of the maturity of twenty-one,
+Labouchere was inclined to survey, with an eye of undue severity, the
+follies he committed at the age of nineteen. He wrote: "Whenever I
+entered into conversation with any person, I introduced the subject
+of gambling, and boasted of sums I had lost, which I appeared to
+consider, instead of a disgrace, a subject on which I might justly
+pride myself. During this period I believe I had a general wish to
+elevate myself to some higher position, as, while passing my days and
+nights in profligacy, my chief study was Dr. Johnson's _Life_ and
+Lord Chesterfield's _Letters to his Son_." And again: "Inflated with
+conceit I imagined myself equal to cope with all mankind. In society
+I was awkward, and therefore sought the society of my inferiors,
+while I endeavoured to delude myself with the notion that I was a
+species of socialist and that all men were equal. Conversation,
+properly so-called, I had none. I could argue any subject, but not
+converse--my manners were boorish--I had never learnt to dance, so I
+seldom entered a ball-room, or if {30} there, I pretended to despise
+the amusement, as I never owned myself incapable of anything. If I
+entered a drawing-room, I either held myself aloof from the company,
+or I argued some subject by the hour with my neighbour. In fact, in
+manners I was an _outré_ specimen of an uncultivated English young
+man--the most detestable yahoo in creation."
+
+He continues: "From my tavern I was again rescued by my father, who
+sent me abroad under the guidance of a species of Mentor, who was,
+unfortunately, totally unfitted for his task. Three days after
+leaving England we arrived at Wiesbaden, where there are public
+gaming tables. Here I felt myself at home, and the first day gained
+about £150. My Mentor, who was going to the hotel, offered to carry
+the money I had won, and give it back to me the next day. The next
+morning, however, on my asking for it, he refused to return it unless
+I promised not to play while at Wiesbaden. After my father had so
+often paid large sums for me, in gratitude I ought to have yielded.
+This, however, I refused to do, but remained two months at Wiesbaden,
+while my Mentor continued his travels. At last it was agreed that I
+should meet him at Paris, and there receive my money, where, I need
+not add, in a few days it was spent."
+
+Some of Mr. Labouchere's most interesting articles in _Truth_ in
+after years were the ones he was in the habit of writing, when he was
+on his summer holiday, describing the various resorts he visited, and
+he was always eager to recall reminiscences of his boyhood when he
+found himself at a place he had passed through in his youth. He
+wrote from Wiesbaden in 1890:
+
+
+German watering-places are dull places now that the gambling at them
+has been abolished, and even those who did not play at their tables
+have discovered this. I am at Wiesbaden. When a jade repents of her
+ways and takes to propriety, she is little given to overdo
+respectability. So it is with this and other examples of roulette
+and _trente et quarante_. The respectability of the Wiesbaden of
+to-day is positively oppressive. Its devotion {31} weighs upon the
+spirit. I remember being here nearly forty years ago. I was then a
+lad travelling on the continent with a bear-leader to enlarge my
+experience. The bear-leader and I never could quite agree what spot
+would prove the most improving. He wished to study still nature, I
+wished to study human nature. So, like Abram and Lot, we generally
+separated. He betook himself to the Carpathian Mountains, I
+sojourned here. Wiesbaden was then cosmopolitan. The tag-rag and
+bobtail of all nations resorted to it, and, if all of them were not
+quite _sans reproche_, they were all pleasant enough in their way.
+There was a vague notion that, somewhere or other, there were waters,
+but, where precisely they were, and what they cured, very few knew.
+The Kursaal was the centre of attraction, with its roulette and its
+_trente et quarante_.[10]
+
+
+From Paris, Labouchere and his tutor returned to England, and, after
+a month passed at Broome Hall with occasional visits to his beloved
+Evans', it was arranged that he should make a trip to South America,
+where his family had had for many years very important commercial
+interests and could give him some respectable introductions. He
+noted his impressions of his journey and arrival in America in the
+most approved early Victorian guide-book manner, but, in spite of an
+apparent effort to be, at the same time, both stilted and elegant in
+style, his natural originality peeps out here and there:
+
+"On the 2nd of November, 1852, in the steam packet _Orinoco_, I set
+sail, or rather set steam, from England. For the first ten days I
+remained in bed in all the agonies of seasickness. Some persons,
+particularly poets, find some pleasure in a voyage, but I confess the
+_nil nisi pontus et aer_ is to me the most distasteful sight in
+creation, especially when the _pontus_ is rough. The passengers were
+chiefly Spaniards to Havana and Germans who were going to 'improve
+their prospects'--how I have no idea, but, from the appearance of the
+gentlemen, they might have done so {32} without becoming
+millionaires. At nine we breakfasted, at twelve lunched, at four
+dined, and at seven tea'd. The rest of the day was passed on deck.
+Through storm and sunshine the majority of the foreigners played at
+bull, a species of marine quoits. The ladies always knitted, and the
+English read Dickens' _Household Words_. In the evening there was
+dancing. There was an unfortunate devil of a mulatto on board who
+offended the prejudices of the planters by dancing with the white
+ladies. 'Why,' they said, 'that fellow ought to be put up to auction
+unless anybody owns him.' In eating and these interesting diversions
+the day passed. The only incident that enlivened the voyage was,
+that one night the Germans had an immense bowl of punch brewed (I
+wish I had the recipe of that said punch, for a better brew I never
+tasted) and sang sentimental songs. One German went round and
+informed the English they were going to drink to _die_ King of
+England, and, amid immense applause, they bawled out 'Gott save _die_
+Queen.' As the punch got to their heads the songs became more
+sentimental. A Bonn student seized the bowl, and wished to drink it
+to the Fatherland, when another, who saw no reason why the Bonn
+gentleman should consecrate the whole to his patriotism, knocked him
+down. This was the signal for a general row. Some were sick, some
+sang, while a little Jew, who, before, I had considered a steward,
+enlivened the scene by dancing about in his night-shirt. On coming
+up the next morning I found the Bonn student offering generally to
+fight a duel with any person who asserted he had misbehaved himself.
+As no one was valorous enough to do so, the student retired into
+'bull.' At St. Thomas we changed steamers and almost died of heat.
+The mulatto turned out very smart, which excited the ire of one of
+the planters, who said, 'Look at that fellow with a new coat, he
+ought to be diving about naked for half-pence in the water.'
+Decency, however, forbade the mulatto taking the kindly meant advice.
+Ten days after leaving St. Thomas we arrived at Vera Cruz. I ought
+to {33} have felt some sort of enthusiasm on first seeing America,
+but a mosquito had stung me in the eye, so that I saw it under
+difficulties; indeed, a person must possess a large amount of
+enthusiasm to be aroused into any outward display by the sandbanks
+and plaguish-looking shore of Vera Cruz. I had a letter to a
+merchant, who most hospitably entertained me at his house, where I
+spent two days bathing my eye in hot water. On the third day, in
+company with some friends, we left for Mexico in the diligence. In a
+European town we should have created some excitement marching to the
+coach office, each armed with guns, swords, and revolvers _ad
+libitum_. Here, however, no one even stopped to look at our martial
+appearance. At the diligence office we had a preliminary taste of
+the pleasure of travelling in Mexico--travellers are only allowed 25
+lbs. of luggage, and as every person's portmanteau weighed twice as
+much, the clerk refused to allow any to go. While my companions were
+haranguing inside I slipped my portmanteau, which was far the
+largest, under the coachman's seat, and a dollar into his hand.
+During the journey I was looked upon as a villain by my
+fellow-passengers, because each thought that, if I had not existed,
+their traps would have taken the place of mine. Their position was
+certainly uncomfortable--their sole luggage was in their hands,
+consisting chiefly, as it appeared to me, of tooth-brushes which they
+had taken out of their trunks. It was four in the evening when we
+started. For several leagues the carriage was pulled along a railway
+by mules. This comfortable method of travelling soon came to an end,
+and, with it, all signs of a road; we were jolted along a miserable
+path full of ruts, in part paved, or rather unpaved, by the Americans
+during their invasion, to make the road impassable. Little did they
+know the Mexicans, as this highroad from the chief seaport to the
+capital has never been repaired to the present time. Alison has
+given a glowing description of the beauties of the scenery between
+Vera Cruz and Mexico; it might have been Paradise, but, in that
+infernal {34} diligence, knocking my head every minute against the
+top, and holding on by both hands to the window, I was in no mood to
+enjoy the scenery. Fresh from Europe, I certainly was astonished at
+the luxuriant tropical jungle, filled with parrots and humming-birds
+instead of sparrows. While my eyes drank in this new scene, my nose
+drank in a succession of pole-cats. It is a journey of three days
+between Vera Cruz and Mexico. The first day and night is passed in a
+tropical heat, after which commences the ascent to the Grand Plateau
+of Mexico. A rose smells as sweet under another name, and, as it
+would be difficult to a European to pronounce the names, I do not
+much regret forgetting where we stopped the first night; the second
+was passed at Puebla di los Angelos, a town remarkable for its
+superstition during the rule of the Aztecs, and equally remarkable at
+present for its intolerance. When the cathedral was building, two
+angels came down every night and doubled the work done during the
+daytime by the mortal masons. The cathedral is the most beautiful in
+the country; every other house is a monastery and a church. At four
+we started again and jolted until three. Next morning, even under
+these difficulties, I could not help admiring the scenery. The only
+three snowy peaks in Mexico were all distinctly visible, while the
+road wound through mountains rising perpendicularly from the plain.
+One we passed is called after Cortes' wife, and exactly resembles in
+its outlines a giant asleep. At the close of the third day we
+reached Mexico.
+
+"When the city was in the midst of a lake and approached by causeways
+it might have excited the admiration of Cortes and his army. In the
+midst of a dry swamp it failed to excite mine. The advance of Cortes
+from the shore to the capital was wonderful, but I really think it
+was to be preferred to the diligence and unpaved road. All
+sufferings have an end, and mine ended in the diligence hotel. I had
+imagined, from travellers' accounts, that I should be lucky if I got
+a corner in a barn with half a dozen mules, but I found myself
+sleeping {35} in a comfortable room and dining at a table d'hôte in a
+most distressingly civilised manner."
+
+Labouchere does not think it necessary to his dignified narrative to
+mention the fact that his tutor accompanied him on this journey, but,
+upon a reference to his note-book, we find that the long-suffering
+Mentor formed one of the party. Labouchere is no less severe upon
+himself and his iniquities in America than he was in England. He
+wrote:
+
+"We landed at Vera Cruz and proceeded to Mexico. In two months I
+lost all my money and £250 besides at cards. To induce my Mentor to
+pay this sum I retired to a neighbouring town and stated my intention
+to remain there until he provided the money. Here, in the _bena
+caliente_, in a small inn, with no companion but the innkeeper, I
+remained for a month. Here I reconsidered my life and determined to
+commence afresh. I asked myself upon what ground I rested my title
+to differ from the common race of fools. Was I clever? A scholar?
+I had read a little. On most subjects I was ignorant--in society I
+could argue, but not converse. With a lady, with a duenna, with
+every person in whose society I found myself, I introduced my sole
+subject--gambling. I told everybody that I had recently lost £6000,
+which I imagined raised me in their opinion. I could not dance, and
+I shunned society. I was conceited, and I was unwilling to confess
+my ignorance of anything. I was an abominable and useless liar, as I
+was fond of relating adventures of myself that had really never taken
+place. I was ready to make acquaintance with every person who spoke
+to me. Of music, drawing, and all the lighter arts I knew absolutely
+nothing. I was one thing and one alone--a gambler--on that subject I
+could be eloquent; but I felt that I could not consider myself
+superior to the generality of mankind on this ground alone. In
+playing even I failed, because, though I theoretically discovered
+systems by which I was likely to win, yet, in practice, I could
+command myself so little that upon a slight loss I left all to
+chance."
+
+{36}
+
+The last entry in his note-book was made by Labouchere in the
+seclusion of this little inn at Quotla di Amalpas, and it ends
+abruptly. Perhaps it was interrupted by the arrival of the Mentor,
+after his receipt of the letter, the draft of which is given further
+on.
+
+"In my inn at Quotla di Amalpas I determined on reaching the States
+to entirely give up gambling. A gambler requires to possess the
+greatest command over himself, in which I entirely failed. To be
+very reserved--a reserved person is always supposed to be wiser than
+his neighbours. To be engaged in as many intrigues as is possible
+with ladies--nothing forms character so much as intrigues of this
+description--_probatum est_. To learn with a good countenance to pay
+delicate compliments and to...."
+
+In the flap of his note-book is the draft of the letter to his tutor,
+referred to above, which must be quoted, as it is so extremely
+characteristic of the man whose letters were ever, to the very end of
+his life, the most frankly illuminative documents as to the state of
+mind through which he might be passing. Incidentally, also, it
+cannot fail to suggest to the reader a gleam of compassion for the
+problems and trials which must have been the lot of its recipient.
+Here it is:
+
+
+QUOTLA DI AMALPAS.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I have just come back from Cuernava, where I rode over the
+worst road even in Mexico. Pray do not trouble yourself to exercise
+your forbearance, or make excuses, as I can assure you they are not
+wanted. If you find the slightest pleasure or amusement in writing
+to innkeepers not to give me money, write to every one in the
+country, but do not give yourself the trouble to tell me you have
+done so, as it is a matter of unimportance to me. My stopping in
+Mexico cannot now be helped, as I certainly shall not leave before
+getting some money, and I must then go to England to pay it. I had
+intended not to gamble in America, because of having to pay a double
+interest--but man proposes and God disposes. As R---- says, I made
+up a {37} story to avoid paying him. I could not at present leave my
+gambling debts unpaid, or he would be believed. I shall borrow some
+money here, and send to England (not to my father) for some to pay
+it, and then go to England to pay it when it becomes due. It is a
+pity having to go back as I should have liked to see a little more of
+America, but what is done is done, and cannot be helped.--Yours truly,
+
+HENRY Du PRE LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--I have been offered a place as croupier at a Monté bank, so I
+shall not starve.
+
+
+
+[1] Born Aug. 14, 1799; died Jan. 29, 1863.
+
+[2] Died April 29, 1874.
+
+[3] I am indebted to Mrs. Hillyer, Mr. Labouchere's eldest sister,
+for the above anecdote.
+
+[4] _Truth_, May 28, 1885.
+
+[5] I am indebted to Lord Welby for the above anecdote. He heard it
+from the late Lord Bristol, who was Labouchere's fag at Eton, and
+also from the late Mr. Anthony Hammond.
+
+[6] _Truth_, Aug. 8, 1877.
+
+[7] _Truth_, Jan. 31, 1889.
+
+[8] The note-books from which the quotations in this chapter have
+been taken are in the possession of the Rev. John Labouchere of
+Sculthorpe Rectory, Fakenham.
+
+[9] Edmund Yates, _Recollections and Experiences_; Serjeant
+Ballantine, _Experiences of a Barrister's Life_.
+
+[10] _Truth_, Sept. 4, 1890.
+
+
+
+
+{38}
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+TRAVELS AND DIPLOMACY
+
+(1853-1864)
+
+Whether the Mentor resigned his job in despair about the time his
+pupil was making prudent resolutions in the seclusion of the little
+inn at Quotla di Amalpas, or whether it was decided by the parental
+authority that Labouchere might as well continue his search for
+wisdom in Mexico by himself, is not certain; but it would seem that,
+just about three months after his landing at Vera Cruz, he parted
+company with all his English friends, and, with a surprisingly small
+sum for such an adventure in his pocket, rode off, and wandered for
+eighteen months all over the country. Then he returned to the
+capital, and fell in love with a lady of the circus. The published
+legends belonging to this period of his career are legion. The
+authority for them appears to be almost always Mr. Joseph Hatton, who
+was the first writer to produce a biographical sketch of the editor
+of _Truth_. He wrote it for _Harper's Magazine_, where it formed
+part of a series which, in 1882, was published in England under the
+title of _Journalistic London_. According to Hatton, Labouchere gave
+him certain details of his past in an interview which took place at
+his house in Queen Anne's Gate, so that Hatton's evidence, in so far
+as _viva voce_ reminiscences are reliable, is unimpeachable.[1]
+
+{39}
+
+Labouchere told him that he travelled with the troupe to which the
+lady he admired belonged, and got the job of doorkeeper. The circus
+was a popular one, but the crowds who flocked to it were not all in a
+position to pay their entrance with hard cash, so that he was
+authorised by the proprietors to accept payment in kind--usually
+consisting of oranges or small measures of maize. A very similar
+story is related about him as occurring a year or two later when he
+was attaché at Washington, and is corroborated for me by Sir Audley
+Gosling, to whom Labouchere related it one day in his house in Old
+Palace Yard. Sir Audley noticed hanging on the wall a large
+playbill, and asked what it was.
+
+"It's a funny story," replied Labouchere; "I will tell you about it.
+When attaché at Washington I was in the habit of attending almost
+nightly a circus, standing often at the artistes' entrance to the
+ring. The proprietor had often scowled at me, and one night asked me
+what I meant by trespassing on sacred ground. I told him I had
+formed an honourable attachment for one of his ladies, and simply
+stood in the passage to kiss the hem of her robe as she passed by.
+'Get out of this, you d--d loafer,' he said. And I got out. A few
+months later I pointed out to my chief notices in the New York press
+of a certain American sparkling wine called, after the district where
+it was grown, 'Kitawber.' I told him I thought a report should be
+made on this new vintage, and volunteered to draw up a report for the
+Foreign Office. He seemed surprised by my assiduity and very unusual
+zeal (for I never did a stroke of work), and said: 'By all means
+go--that is a capital idea of yours.' The truth was my circus had
+removed to Kitawber and with it my fair lady of the _haute école_, so
+thither I proceeded. I presented myself to the proprietor, my rude
+friend, and told him I wished for an engagement with his troupe
+without salary. He asked me what my line was, and I told him
+standing jumps. Some obstacles were placed in the ring, over which I
+jumped with great success, and my name {40} figures on the playbill
+you see hanging there as the 'Bounding Buck of Babylon.' I wore pink
+tights, with a fillet round my head. My adorable one said I looked a
+dear."
+
+It is more probable that these two stories are different versions of
+one and the same adventure than that he twice followed a travelling
+circus. No doubt, in recounting the tale, he confused the chronology.
+
+It would appear that the well-known story of his six months'
+residence among the Chippeway Indians, usually related as an incident
+occurring in the off moments of his diplomatic career, really took
+place towards the end of 1853. Joseph Hatton, without mentioning any
+dates, relates it as follows: "By and by he tired of this occupation
+(_i.e._ travelling with the circus), and went to the United States.
+He found himself at St. Paul, which was then only a cluster of
+houses. Here he met a party of Chippeway Indians going back to their
+homes. He went with them and lived with them for six months, hunting
+buffalo, joining in their work and sports, playing cards for wampum
+necklaces, and living what to Joaquin Miller would have been a poem
+in so many stanzas, but which, to the more prosaic Englishman, was
+just seeing life and passing away the time." More than half a
+century later, when Mr. Labouchere was living at Pope's villa, he
+invited all the Indian chiefs and their families, who were at that
+time taking part in Buffalo Bill's Show called "The Wild West," to
+spend a Sunday with him at Twickenham. They accepted the invitation,
+and arrived betimes in the morning. Mrs. T. P. O'Connor, who was a
+visitor at the villa on the occasion, gives a graphic account of Mr.
+Labouchere's recognition, in the person of one of the Chippeways, of
+the son of one of the nomadic friends of his early youth. She goes
+on to tell the story of Mr. Labouchere's adventures with the Indians,
+as she had often heard him tell it.
+
+
+Nearly sixty years ago, [she says], Henry Labouchere, then an
+adventurous lad, made a journey in the west of America. {41}
+Minneapolis was at that time called St. Anthony's Palls, and while he
+was there a far-seeing young chemist begged him to buy the land on
+which Minneapolis stands--it was to be sold for a very small sum, now
+it is worth many millions. He travelled still farther west with the
+Chippeways, who were going to their hunting fields. The great chief,
+Hole in Heaven, was very friendly with him, and he camped in one of
+their wigwams for six weeks, the sister of the chief being assigned
+to wait upon him. She cooked game to perfection, roasting wild birds
+in clay and larger game before a fire. The game in those days was
+very plentiful and tame, not having found out man to be their natural
+enemy. Sometimes prairie chickens came near enough to be knocked on
+the head, and great herds of buffalos still ranged the plains. The
+Indians often killed a buffalo, but Mr. Labouchere was not lucky
+enough to get one for himself. He saw an Indian war-dance, but
+discreetly, from a slit in the door of his wigwam, as Hole in Heaven
+said that, friendly as they were, at this sacred rite a white face
+might infuriate them even to the use of the tomahawk. Mr. Labouchere
+lingered among these American gentlemen until the last steamer had
+departed from Fond du Lac, so he was obliged to travel in a canoe
+until he reached the eastern end of the lake.[2]
+
+
+After his experiences in the Wild West, Labouchere made New York his
+quarters for some time, and occupied himself with a careful study of
+the institutions, political and otherwise, of the American nation,
+for which he acquired at this period of his life a profound and
+lasting admiration. In 1883 he was writing to Mr. Joseph Chamberlain
+on the subject of Radical policy, and he said in the course of his
+letter: "I was caught young and sent to America; there I imbibed the
+political views of the country, so that my Radicalism is not a joke,
+but perfectly earnest. My opinions of most of the institutions of
+this country is that of Americans--that they are utterly absurd and
+ridiculous."[3] He constantly throughout his career drew upon his
+youthful reminiscences of {42} America to point a moral or draw a
+comparison, almost invariably favourable to the transatlantic people.
+In a famous article which he wrote in 1884, to demonstrate to the
+public the wide divergency existing at that time between Whig and
+Radical principles, while discussing the financial relations of the
+Crown with the country, he said:
+
+
+The President of the United States regards himself as generously
+treated with a salary of £10,000 per annum. We give half this sum to
+a nobleman who condescends to walk before the Chief of the State on
+ceremonial occasions with a coloured stick in his hand; and we spend
+more than five times this sum in keeping a yacht in commission and
+repair on which our sovereign steps two or three times in twenty
+years!
+
+
+In the same article he compared the English system of education with
+the American:
+
+
+If M * * * * wishes to learn what our schools ought to be, let him go
+to the State of Illinois. A child there enters school at the age of
+six. Each school is divided into ten grades; at the end of each year
+there is an examination, and a child goes up one or more grades
+according to his proficiency. A lad going through all the grades
+acquires an excellent liberal education; if he passes through the
+"high school" he is, by a very long degree, the educational superior
+of the majority of our youths who have spent years at Eton or at
+Harrow. All this does not cost his parents one cent. Rich and poor
+alike send their children to the public schools, and thus all class
+prejudice is early stamped out of the American breast. Another
+advantage of these schools is that boys and girls are taught
+together. The girls thus learn early how to take care of themselves,
+and the boys' manners are softened. When grown up, boys and girls
+are not kept apart as though they were each other's natural enemies,
+nor are there any ill effects from their associating together. If
+some marry, the relations of those who do not are those of brothers
+and sisters. The Duke of Wellington is reported to have said that
+Waterloo was won in the Eton playing fields. Not only was the Union
+maintained in many battlefields, but America has become the most
+forward nation {43} in the world owing to her schools. How pitiably
+small and narrow does our school system appear in comparison with
+theirs! Why cannot we do what has been done in America? Why?
+Because the land is too full of men ... ignorant, servile, and aware
+that their only chance of succeeding in life is to perpetuate class
+distinctions, and to deprive the vast majority of their
+fellow-citizens of the possibility of competing with them by
+depriving them of the blessings of any real education. Which would
+be to the greater advantage of the country, a Church Establishment
+such as ours, or a school establishment such as that of Illinois?
+What Radical entertains a doubt? If so, why do not we at once
+substitute the one for the other?[4]
+
+
+In his letters to the _Daily News_ during the autumn and winter of
+1870 and 1871, he wrote from Paris commenting on the behaviour of the
+English and American officials of the Diplomatic Corps who remained
+in Paris during the siege. "Diplomats," he wrote on September 28th,
+"are little better than old women when they have to act in an
+emergency. Were it not for Mr. Washburne, who was brought up in the
+rough-and-ready life of the Far West, instead of serving an
+apprenticeship in Courts and Government offices, those who are still
+here would be perfectly helpless. They come to him at all moments,
+and although he cannot speak French, for all practical purposes, he
+is worth more than all his colleagues put together." In another
+letter he gives an amusing picture of the worried English chargé
+d'affaires, immersed in official trivialities: "A singular
+remonstrance has been received at the British Embassy. In the Rue de
+Chaillot resides a celebrated English courtesan, called Cora Pearl,
+and above her house floats the English flag. The inhabitants of the
+street request the Ambassador of England, 'a country, the purity and
+decency of whose manners is well known,' to cause this bit of
+bunting, which is a scandal in their eyes, to be hauled down. I left
+Mr. Wodehouse consulting the text-writers upon international law, in
+order to discover a precedent for {44} the case." It contrasts
+sharply enough with the glimpse he gives his readers of the American
+Embassy. "I passed the afternoon," he wrote on November 15th,
+"greedily devouring the news at the American Legation. It was a
+curious sight--the Chancellerie was crowded with people engaged in
+the same occupation. There were several French journalists, opening
+their eyes very wide, under the impression that this would enable
+them to understand English. A Secretary of Legation was sitting at a
+table giving audiences to unnumbered ladies who wished to know how
+they could leave Paris; or, if this was impossible, how they could
+draw on their bankers in New York. Mr. Washburne walked about
+cheerily shaking every one by the hand, and telling them to make
+themselves at home. How different American diplomatists are to the
+prim old women who represent us abroad, with a staff of half a dozen
+dandies helping each other to do nothing, who have been taught to
+regard all who are not of the craft as their natural enemies." Yet
+another quotation from Labouchere's journalistic correspondence,
+illustrating his predilection for things American: "The ambulance
+which is considered the best is the American. The wounded are under
+canvas, the tents are not cold, and yet the ventilation is admirable.
+The American surgeons are far more skilful in the treatment of
+gunshot wounds than their French colleagues. Instead of amputation
+they practise resection of the bone. It is the dream of every French
+soldier, if he is wounded, to be taken to this ambulance. They seem
+to be under the impression that, even if their legs are shot off, the
+skill of the Esculapii of the United States will make them grow
+again. Be this as it may, a person might be worse off than stretched
+on a bed with a slight wound under the tents of the Far West. The
+French have a notion that, go where you may, to the top of a pyramid
+or to the top of Mont Blanc, you are sure to meet an Englishman
+reading a newspaper; in my experience of the world, the American girl
+is far more inevitable than the Britisher; and, of course, under the
+stars {45} and stripes which wave over the American tents, she is to
+be found, tending the sick, and, when there is nothing more to be got
+for them, patiently reading to them or playing at cards with them. I
+have a great weakness for the American girl; she always puts her
+heart in what she is about. When she flirts she does it
+conscientiously, and when she nurses a most uninviting-looking
+Zouave, or Franc-tireur, she does it equally conscientiously;
+besides, as a rule, she is pretty, a gift of nature which I am very
+far from undervaluing."
+
+To resume our narrative. At home the parental and avuncular
+authorities had been at work, puzzling as to what career would best
+suit the young searcher for wisdom, the irrepressible Eton blood--the
+baby of the preparatory school, who, without his milk teeth, was able
+to confound the ruffians of the cane and their assistants--the
+undaunted enemy of university dons and pedagogues. Finally, it was
+decided that the diplomatic service would be, at any rate for a time,
+the best safety-valve for the inquisitive youth. Henry Labouchere
+was on one of his unconventional tours in his beloved Wild West when
+he heard of his first diplomatic appointment. He was appointed
+attaché at Washington on July 16, 1854.
+
+Mr. Crampton had been Minister at Washington since 1852, and, at the
+time of Labouchere taking up his duties at the Legation, Lord Elgin,
+then Governor of Canada, was on a special mission to Washington. Mr.
+Crampton had not succeeded in making himself at all agreeable to the
+American statesmen, and during the Crimean War he had nearly caused a
+rupture between Great Britain and the United States over the question
+of recruiting. The exigencies of war had brought about the
+reprehensible practice of raising various foreign corps and pressing
+them--or crimping them--into the British service. Crampton very
+actively forwarded the schemes of his Government by encouraging the
+recruiting of soldiers within the territories of the United States.
+It was not, however, until 1856 that the President {46} of the United
+States came to a determination to discontinue official intercourse
+with him on account of the recruiting question. This necessitated
+his removal from Washington, and the feeling against him in the
+United States was so strong that diplomatic relations were not
+renewed with Great Britain for more than six months.[5] There is no
+evidence of any kind to support the statements that have appeared
+from time to time in the press, to the effect that Henry Labouchere
+was involved in the crimping business. During the time he spent at
+Washington he seems to have been an assiduous worker--to which the
+number of despatches in his handwriting preserved in the archives of
+the Record Office bear witness.
+
+He related in _Truth_, some years later, how his energy received a
+check at the very outset of his career. "When I joined the
+diplomatic service," he said, "I was sent as attaché to a legation
+where a cynic was the minister. New brooms sweep clean. Every
+morning I appeared, eager to be employed, a sort of besom tied up in
+red tape. Said the cynic to me: 'If you fancy that you are likely to
+get on in the service by hard work, you will soon discover your
+error; far better will it be for you if you can prove that some
+relation of yours is the sixteenth cousin of the porter at the
+Foreign Office.' It was not long before I discovered that the cynic
+was right."
+
+It was the fate of Henry Labouchere, wherever he went, to create an
+atmosphere of unconventionality, which formed a fitting background
+for the numberless stories which seem still to collect and grow round
+his name as time goes on. During one of Mr. Crampton's absences from
+the Legation, he had an opportunity of exercising the official
+reserve and {47} discretion for which the English diplomats have
+always been so famous. An American citizen called one morning to see
+Mr. Crampton. "I want to see the boss," he said. "You can't--he is
+out," replied Labouchere. "But you can see me." "You are no good,"
+replied the American. "I must see the boss. I'll wait." "Very
+well," calmly said the attaché, and went on with his letter-writing.
+The visitor sat down and waited for a considerable time. At last he
+said: "I've been fooling round here two hours; has the chief come in
+yet?"--"No; you will see him drive up to the front door when he
+returns."--"How long do you reckon he will be before he comes?"
+"Well," said Labouchere, "he went to Canada yesterday; I should say
+he'll be here in about six weeks."
+
+In spite of all his good resolutions Labouchere was still a gambler,
+and once found himself in what might have been an awkward scrape
+owing to this propensity. All who knew him at all intimately must
+often have heard him tell the following episode, which I will relate
+as nearly as possible in his own words: "While I was attaché at
+Washington I was sent by the minister to look after some Irish
+patriots at Boston. I took up my residence at a small hotel, and
+wrote down an imaginary name in the hotel book as mine. In the
+evening I went to a gambling establishment, where I lost all the
+money I had with me except half a dollar. Then I went to bed,
+satisfied with my prowess. The next morning the bailiffs seized on
+the hotel for debt, and all the guests were requested to pay their
+bills and to take away their luggage. I could not pay mine, and so I
+could not take away my luggage. All that I could do was to write to
+Washington for a remittance, and to wait two days for its arrival.
+The first day I walked about, and spent my half dollar on food. It
+was summer, so I slept on a bench on the common, and in the morning
+went to the bay to wash myself. I felt independent of all the cares
+and troubles of civilisation. But I had nothing with which to buy
+myself a breakfast. {48} I grew hungry and, towards evening, more
+hungry still, so much so that I entered a restaurant and ordered
+dinner, without any clear idea how I was to pay for it, except by
+leaving my coat in pledge. In those days Boston restaurants were
+mostly in cellars, and there was a bar near the door, where the
+proprietor sat to receive payment. As I ate my dinner I observed
+that all the waiters, who were Irishmen, were continually staring at
+me, and evidently speaking of me to each other. A guilty conscience
+made me think that this was because I had an impecunious look, and
+that they were discussing whether my clothes would cover my bill. At
+last one of them approached me, and said: "I beg your pardon, sir;
+are you the patriot Meagher?" Now this patriot was a gentleman who
+had aided Smith O'Brien in his Irish rising, had been sent to
+Australia, and had escaped thence to the United States. It was my
+business to look after patriots, so I put my finger before my lips,
+and said: "Hush!" while I cast up my eyes to the ceiling as though I
+saw a vision of Erin beckoning to me. It was felt at once that I was
+Meagher. The choicest viands were placed before me, and most
+excellent wine. When I had done justice to all the good things I
+approached the bar and asked boldly for my bill. The proprietor,
+also an Irishman said: "From a man like you, who has suffered in the
+good cause, I can take no money; allow a brother patriot to shake you
+by the hand." I allowed him. I further allowed all the waiters to
+shake hands with me, and stalked forth with the stern, resolved, but
+somewhat condescendingly dismal air which I have seen assumed by
+patriots in exile. Again I slept on the common, again I washed in
+the bay. Then I went to the post office, found a letter for me from
+Washington with some money in it, and breakfasted."
+
+Another anecdote Labouchere was fond of recalling about his
+Washington days was the following: Having planned a little holiday
+excursion, he found at the Chancellerie a letter awaiting him,
+addressed in the well-known handwriting of his {49} chief. Shrewdly
+suspecting that the instructions it contained would render his
+holiday impossible, he put the letter unopened in his coat-tail
+pocket, and carried out with great satisfaction to himself his
+holiday intentions. Then he opened his letter, and found that his
+suspicions of its contents had been very well founded. He wrote a
+nice letter of apology to his chief, beginning, "Your letter has
+followed me here," which was, after all, nothing but the simple truth!
+
+"It is a funny thing," Labouchere would often say, speaking of
+treaties and diplomatic negotiations in general, "to notice on what
+small matters success or the reverse is dependent"; and he would then
+relate how, when he was attaché at Washington, he went down with the
+British Minister to a small inn at Virginia to meet Mr. Marcy, the
+Secretary of State for the United States, for the purpose of
+discussing a reciprocity treaty between Canada and the United States.
+Mr. Marcy, in general the most genial and agreeable of men, was as
+cross as a bear, and would agree to nothing. Labouchere asked the
+secretary to tell him, in confidence, what was the matter with his
+chief. The secretary replied: "He is not getting his rubber of
+whist." After that the British Minister proposed a rubber of whist
+every night, which he invariably lost. Mr. Marcy was immensely
+pleased at beating the Britishers at, what he called "their own
+game," and his good humour returned. "Every morning," Labouchere
+related, "when the details of the treaty were being discussed, we had
+our revenge, and scored a few points for Canada."
+
+Labouchere was transferred to the Legation at Munich in December,
+1855. "Old King Louis was then alive," he wrote thirty years later,
+"although he had been deposed for making a fool of himself over Lola
+Montes. I used frequently to meet him in the streets, when he always
+stopped me to ask how Queen Victoria was. I had at last respectfully
+to tell him that Her Majesty was not in the habit of writing to me
+every day respecting her health."
+
+
+{50}
+
+From Munich he went to Stockholm in 1857. I cannot resist quoting in
+full his account of the duel he fought while at Stockholm with the
+Austrian chargé d'affaires, it is so extremely characteristic of him
+both in spirit and style.
+
+At Stockholm "I found favour with my superiors for the curious reason
+that I challenged an Austrian chargé d'affaires. Never was there a
+more absurd affair. There was an Englishman who had been challenged
+by a Swede, whom he declined to fight. A few days later the
+Englishman went with my Minister to a box in the theatre. The next
+day at a club the Austrian chargé d'affaires said before me and
+others that Englishmen had odd ideas of honour, and more particularly
+English Ministers. I replied that Englishmen were not so silly as to
+fight duels, and that the English Minister was not a dishonourable
+man for appearing in a theatre with his countrymen. As it was
+generally felt that I ought to challenge this Austrian, I 'put myself
+in the hands' of the French and Prussian Ministers. A few hours
+later my seconds came to me. I expected that they were going to tell
+me that the Austrian had apologised. Not at all. With a cheerful
+smile they observed: 'It is arranged for to-morrow morning--pistols.'
+At seven o'clock A.M. they reappeared. Their countenances were
+downcast. 'I have lost the mould for the bullets of my duelling
+pistols,' observed the Prussian, 'and we have had to borrow a pair of
+pistols, for whose accuracy of aim I cannot vouch.' This inwardly
+rejoiced me, but, of course, I pretended to share in the regret of my
+seconds. We sat down to an early breakfast. 'You are young, I am
+old,' said the Frenchman; 'would that I could take your place.' I
+wished it as sincerely as he did, but I tried to assume an air of
+rather liking my position, and I grinned a ghastly grin. Then we
+started for the park. The opposition had not arrived; but there was
+a surgeon, who had been kindly requested to attend by my sympathising
+friends. 'An accident may happen,' observed the Prussian; 'do you
+wish to confide to me any dispositions that you may {51} desire to be
+carried out after----?' and he sighed in a horribly suggestive
+manner. 'No,' I said; I had nothing particular to confide; and as I
+looked at the surgeon I thought what an idiot I was to make myself
+the target for an Austrian to aim at, in order to establish the
+principle that Englishmen have a perfect right to decline to fight
+duels. There was a want of logic about the entire proceeding that
+went to my heart. To be killed is bad enough, but to be killed
+paradoxically is still worse. Soon the Austrian and his seconds
+appeared. I never felt more dismal in my life. The Austrian stood
+apart; I stood apart. The surgeon already eyed me as a 'subject.'
+The seconds consulted; then the Frenchman stepped out twelve paces.
+He had very short legs, and they seemed to me shorter than ever.
+After this came the loading of the pistols. Sometimes, I thought,
+seconds do not put in the bullets; this comforted me, but only for a
+moment, for the bullets were rammed down with cheerful energy. By
+this time we had been placed facing each other. A pistol was given
+to each of us. 'I am to give the signal,' said the Prussian; 'I
+shall count one, two, three, and then at the word fire, you will both
+fire. Gentlemen, are you ready?' We both nodded. 'One, two, three,
+fire!' and both our pistols went off. No harm had been done. I felt
+considerably relieved when to my horror the Frenchman stepped up to
+me, and said: 'I think that I ought to demand a second shot for you,
+but mind, if nothing occurs again, I shall not allow a third shot.'
+'Ye--es,' I said; so we had a second shot, with the same result.
+Knowing that my Frenchman was a man of his word, I felt now that I
+might at no risk to myself display my valour, so I demanded a third
+shot. The seconds consulted together; for a moment I feared that
+they were going to grant my request, and I was greatly relieved when
+they informed me that they considered that two shots were amply
+sufficient. I was delighted, but I pretended to be most unhappy, and
+religiously kept up the farce of being an aggrieved person."[6]
+
+{52}
+
+He was at Frankfort and St. Petersburg between November, 1858, and
+the summer of 1860. While he was at Frankfort he made the
+acquaintance of Bismarck, who was the Prussian representative at the
+restored Diet of Frankfort. Labouchere had a constitutional dislike
+of the German people, with the exception of the great Chancellor. He
+wrote some years later: "The only Prussian I ever knew who was an
+agreeable man was Bismarck. All others with whom I have been
+thrown--and I have lived for years in Germany--were proud as
+Scotchmen, cold as New Englanders, and touchy as only Prussians can
+be. I once had a friend among them. His name was Buckenbrock. I
+inadvertently called him Butterbrod. We have never spoken since!"
+Bismarck was an eminently social person, fond of drinking and
+smoking, and many a time did Labouchere listen to his jovial
+loud-toned talk in the cafés at Frankfort. "Bismarck," he wrote in
+later life, "used to pass entire nights drinking beer in a garden
+overlooking the Main. In the morning after a night passed in
+beer-drinking he would write his despatches, then issue forth on a
+white horse for a ride, and on his return, attend the Diet, of which
+he was a member."[7] It is interesting to note how very similar were
+the judgments of these two exceedingly different characters upon the
+subject of diplomacy and its aspects of absurdity and pomposity.
+Bismarck wrote from Frankfort: "Frankfort is hideously tiresome. The
+people here worry themselves about the merest rubbish, and these
+diplomatists with their pompous peddling already appear to me a good
+deal more ridiculous than a member of the second chamber in all the
+pride of his lofty station. Unless external accidents should accrue,
+... I know exactly how much we shall effect in one, two, or five
+years from the present time, and will engage to do it all myself
+within four-and-twenty hours, if the others will only be truthful and
+sensible throughout one single day. I never doubted that, one and
+all, these gentlemen prepared their {53} dishes _à l'eau_, but such
+thin, mawkish water soup as this, devoid of the least symptom of
+richness, positively astounds me. Send me your village schoolmaster
+or road inspector, clean washed and combed; they will make just as
+good diplomatists as these."[8] Of diplomatic literature Bismarck
+observed: "For the most part it is nothing but paper and ink. If you
+wanted to utilise it for historical purposes, you could not get
+anything worth having out of it. I believe it is the rule to allow
+historians to consult the F. O. Archives at the expiration of thirty
+years (after date of despatches, etc.). They might be permitted to
+examine them much sooner, for the despatches and letters, when they
+contain any information at all, are quite unintelligible to those
+unacquainted with the persons and relations treated of in them."[9]
+Labouchere wrote in 1889: "If all Foreign Office telegrams were
+published, they would be curious reading. Years ago I was an attaché
+at Stockholm. The present Queen, then Duchess of Ostrogotha, had a
+baby, and a telegram came from the Foreign Office desiring that Her
+Majesty's congratulations should be offered, and that she should be
+informed how the mother and child were. The Minister was away, so
+off I went to the Palace to convey the message and to inquire about
+the health of the pair. A solemn gentleman received me. I informed
+him of my orders, and requested him to say what I was to reply. "Her
+Royal Highness," he replied, "is as well as can be expected, but His
+Royal Highness is suffering a little internally, and it is thought
+that this is due to the milk of the wet nurse having been slightly
+sour yesterday evening." I telegraphed this to the Foreign
+Office."[10]
+
+In a speech he made in the House of Commons,[4] protesting against a
+sum of nearly £50,000 being voted for the salaries and expenses of
+the department for Her Majesty's Secretary of State for Foreign
+Affairs, Mr. Labouchere said, {54} referring in particular to Foreign
+Office messengers, that very often these gentlemen were sent abroad,
+at a very large cost to the country, for no practical object
+whatever. They went on a certain route, and the business was made up
+for them as they went. He had had the honour to serve at one time
+under Sir Henry Bulwer at Constantinople. Now Sir Henry Bulwer was
+always ill; and on one occasion he remembered making a calculation
+that a box of pills Sir Henry was anxious to obtain, and which was
+sent out by a Foreign Office messenger, cost the country from £200 to
+£300. Probably the pills did Sir Henry good, and pills were much
+more useful than a good deal of the stuff sent out by the Foreign
+Office. He went on to tell the House that he had himself been in the
+diplomatic service for ten years, and he had spent a great deal of
+his time in ciphering and deciphering telegrams, and that he could
+not remember half a dozen of them that any man, woman, or child in
+the whole world would have taken any trouble to decipher for any
+information that could have been derived from them.
+
+Labouchere used always to say that, while he was attaché at
+Frankfort, he spent most of his time at Wiesbaden, Homburg, or Baden,
+because he found the Diet of the German Confederation "rather a dull
+sort of affair." He managed, however, to make a great many very
+staunch friends at this period of his life. One of these was the old
+Duchess of Cambridge. He was a frequent visitor at the Schloss of
+Ruppenheim, which was the summer meeting-place of the main stock and
+branches of the Hesses. The old Duchess made a great fuss over him,
+for he could speak the German of Hanover so well that she could
+understand his banter and enjoy it. His popularity at Frankfort,
+according to his own account, rested on a very simple basis. Great
+Britain was represented at the Diet by Sir Alexander Malet, one of
+the most popular chiefs to be found in the Service. "But I was even
+more appreciated than my chief," he would relate, "and this is why.
+Sometimes there was a ball at the {55} Court, which we were expected
+to attend. At my first ball supper I found myself next to a grandee,
+gorgeous in stars and ribbons. The servant came to pour out
+champagne. I shook my head, for I detest champagne. The grandee
+nudged me, and said, 'Let him pour it out.' This I did, and he
+explained to me that our host never gave his guests more than one
+glass, 'So you see, if I drink yours, I shall have two.' After this
+there used to be quite a struggle to sit near me at Court suppers."
+
+Yet another ridiculous reminiscence of the Court of Darmstadt, dating
+from his attaché days at Frankfort. Sir Alexander Malet was fond of
+whist, and it was felt, said Labouchere, that an English diplomatist
+could not be expected to play the game for less than florin points.
+Such stakes, however, the fortune of no Darmstadt nobleman could
+stand. A sort of joint purse was therefore formed, which was
+entrusted to the three best players of the grand-ducal Court, and
+these champions encountered the Englishman. "It was amusing,"
+Labouchere would relate, "to watch the anxiety depicted on all
+countenances: when the Minister won all was gloom; when he lost,
+counts and countesses, barons and baronesses, skipped about in high
+glee, like the hills of the Psalmist."
+
+Bismarck was Ambassador at St. Petersburg during the year that
+Labouchere was there as attaché in 1860, so it is very probable that
+he continued to imbibe wisdom from listening to the conversation of
+the great German, for whose powers of statecraft he always expressed
+the warmest admiration. The following amusing episode occurred
+during his year at St. Petersburg. He was in love with the wife of
+one of the gentlemen about the Court. So was a tall, smart young
+Frenchman. Labouchere was desperately jealous of his rival, but
+could think of no means of outwitting him. At a Court function they
+were both standing near the object of their admiration, the Frenchman
+making, it seemed to Labouchere, marked advances in the lady's
+favour. {56} However he was soon called away for some reason or
+another. Labouchere, in his eagerness to seize the opportunity and
+advance his own suit, inadvertently tipped his cup of black coffee
+over the lady's magnificent yellow satin train. He was in despair,
+but, seeing that she had not yet perceived the tragedy, he slipped
+the cup and saucer into his tail-coat pocket, and then, with an air
+of commiseration, drew her attention to the ruined gown. "Who did
+it?" she exclaimed furiously. Labouchere put his finger to his lips,
+at the same time looking significantly at the form of his rival, at
+that moment disappearing through the doorway. "I know who did it,"
+he said, "but wild horses would not induce me to tell you." Of
+course, the lady had followed the direction of his glance. She
+exclaimed: "That ruffian, I will never speak to him again as long as
+I live!" History does not relate how the adventure proceeded for the
+handsome Frenchman's rival.
+
+Labouchere did not think much of the Russians. He used to say that
+they were like monkeys, eager to copy the manners of civilised
+Europe, but that the copy they succeeded in producing was a daub and
+not a picture, because they always exaggerated their originals. When
+they were polite, they were too polite; when they were copying
+Frenchmen, they were too much like dancing masters; and when they
+were copying Englishmen they were too much like grooms. He had an
+amusing account to give of a visit he once paid to a Russian country
+house. "Card-playing, eating and drinking--and more especially the
+latter," he related--"went on all day and nearly all night. I never
+could understand where my bedroom was, for the excellent reason, as I
+at length discovered, that I hadn't one. At a late hour I saw
+several of the guests heaping up in corners cushions which they had
+taken from sofas, to serve as beds, so I followed their example.
+When I woke up in the morning I could not see any apparatus to wash
+in, so I filled a china bowl with water, and, having dried myself
+with a tablecloth which I found in an adjoining room, I dressed." He
+{57} gave a charming thumb-nail sketch of a Russian drawing-room, à
+propos of a visit of Mr. Augustus Lumley to the Russian capital. Mr.
+Lumley was a famous cotillon leader. "I was at St. Petersburg when
+Mr. Lumley arrived on a visit. He was solemnly introduced to the
+Russian leader of cotillons, who is invariably an officer of
+distinction, as a colleague. It was like the meeting between two
+famous generals, and reminded me of the pictures of Wellington and
+Blücher on the field of Waterloo. It took place at a ball, and the
+Russian, with chivalrous courtesy, offered to surrender to his
+English colleague the direction of the cotillon."
+
+The Emperor of Russia[12] once stood beside Henry Labouchere whilst
+he was playing at écarté to watch his game. The occasion was a ball
+given by the Empress to the Emperor on his birthday. Labouchere and
+his adversary were both at four, and it was Labouchere's deal.
+"Now," said the Emperor, "let us see whether you can turn up the
+king." Labouchere dealt, and then held out the turn-up card,
+observing: "Your orders have been obeyed, sir." The Emperor asked
+him, as often as a dozen times subsequently, how he had managed it,
+and never could be persuaded that it was a mere coincidence, and that
+the young attaché had taken the chance of the card being a king. It
+was a trifling example of the luck, or its reverse, that seemed to be
+for ever crossing and recrossing Labouchere's path, in spite of his
+own belief in nothing but the logical sequence of events.
+
+A popular anecdote of his Petersburg days is the following: A fussy
+German nobleman pushed his way into the Chancellerie, where
+Labouchere was working, asking to see the Ambassador. "Please take a
+chair," said the secretary; "he will be here soon." "But, young
+man," blustered the German, "do you know who I am?" And he poured
+out a string of imposing titles. Labouchere looked up in
+well-simulated awe. "Pray take two chairs," he remarked quietly, and
+went on writing.
+
+{58}
+
+When Khalil Pasha was recalled from being Ambassador in Paris,
+Labouchere published the following reminiscence of his year in the
+Russian capital: "Khalil Pasha once saved me from a heavy loss, and
+that is why I take an interest in him. He, a Russian, and I sat down
+one evening to have a quiet rubber. The Russians have a hideous
+device of playing with what they call a zero; that is to say, a zero
+is added to all winnings and losses, so that 10 stands for 100, etc.
+When Khalil and the Russians had won their dummies, I found to my
+horror that, with the zero, I had lost about £4000. Then it came to
+my turn to take dummy. I had won a game, and we were playing for the
+odd trick in the last game. If I failed to win it I should lose
+about £8000. Only two cards remained in hand. I had marked up six
+tricks and my opponents five. Khalil had the lead; he had the best
+trump and a thirteenth card. The only other trump was in the hands
+of the dummy. He had, therefore, only to play his trump and then the
+thirteenth card to win the rubber, when he let drop the latter card,
+for his fingers were of a very 'thumby' description. Before he could
+take it up I pushed the dummy's trump on it and claimed the trick.
+The Russian howled, Khalil howled; they said this was very sharp
+practice. I replied that whist is essentially a game of sharp
+practice, and that I was acting in accordance with the rules. The
+lookers-on were appealed to, and, of course, gave it in my favour.
+Thus did I make, or rather save, £8000 against Russia and Turkey in
+alliance, through the fault of the Turk; and it seems to me that the
+poor Ottoman, now that he is at war (1877) with his ally of the
+card-table, is losing the game, much as Khalil lost his game of whist
+to me. To have good cards is one thing, to know how to make use of
+them quite another."[13]
+
+Labouchere used to tell a good story of how he got at the secrets of
+the Russian Government. His laundress was a handsome woman, and
+having made friends with her on {59} other than professional grounds,
+she happened to mention that her husband was a compositor in the
+government printing office. The minutes of the Cabinet councils were
+printed in French, of which the printers, of course, understood
+nothing. Labouchere persuaded her, for a consideration, to obtain
+from her husband the loose sheets from which the minutes had been
+printed. They were brought to him by the faithful woman every week,
+concealed among his starched shirts and collars. As soon as Lord
+John Russell discovered the source of the interesting information
+that reached him from Petersburg, he put a stop to the simple
+intrigue. Labouchere would always wind up his narrative of this
+episode with the words: "For what reason, I wonder, did Russell
+imagine, diplomacy was invented?"
+
+After Petersburg, Dresden was Labouchere's next appointment. He had
+previously assiduously studied the German language, in which, being a
+born linguist, he was remarkably proficient. He had been for a time
+to Marburg to reside in a German family for the purpose of acquiring
+conversational fluency. All through his life one of his fads
+consisted in working out on how small an income an economical family
+might live in comfort, and he used frequently to commend the
+management of means practised in the bourgeois family at Marburg
+where he boarded. It consisted of a mother, two daughters, a father,
+and an elementary maid-of-all-work. The daughters did the housework
+alternately. The daughter, whose turn it was to be the young lady,
+used to dress herself gorgeously every afternoon and evening,
+receiving visitors or paying calls. She would play Chopin and
+Beethoven on the pianoforte, and make herself an exceedingly
+agreeable social personage. The following week she would retire to
+the domestic regions and be an excellent servant, while her sister
+took her turn as _femme du monde_. Occasionally the whole family,
+including Labouchere, would be invited to a party. It was the custom
+on such occasions for both the daughters to be "young {60} ladies."
+The maid-of-all-work would accompany them to the neighbour's house
+whither they had been bidden, carrying their suppers in paper
+bags--for the hospitality proffered at Marburg was intellectual, not
+material. All the guests brought similar paper bags, and at the
+conclusion of the repast the remains of the various meals were
+carefully collected by their respective owners, and carried home to
+figure at the next day's _mittagessen_. Labouchere used often to
+assert that the evening parties at Marburg were the most delightful
+and amusing ones he ever attended. While there he frequented the
+hospital, and attended the lectures given for the instruction of the
+medical students. He was always fond of developing extraordinary
+theories on the subject of medical science, more remarkable for their
+originality than for their probable ultimate utility. The authority
+upon which these theories would be based was invariably that of the
+lecturer at the Marburg Hospital. Even as late as 1905, Mr.
+Labouchere still remembered his medical student days. He wrote to
+one of his sisters in that year on the occasion of her son becoming a
+doctor: "A doctor is a good profession. I learnt doctoring at
+Marburg in order to learn German. I rather liked it, and have vainly
+offered to doctor people gratis since then, but no one seems
+inclined."
+
+Between his diplomatic appointments at Frankfort and Petersburg,
+Labouchere spent several months at Florence, and he described in
+_Truth_ how it was that he came to have a year's free time on his
+hands: "Once did I get the better of the Foreign Office. I was on
+leave in Italy when I received a notification that Her Majesty had
+kindly thought fit to appoint me Secretary of Legation to the
+Republic of Parana. I had never heard of this republic. After
+diligent inquiry, I learnt that Parana was a sort of Federal town on
+the River Plate, but that a few months previously the republic of
+that name had shared the fate of the Kilkenny cats. So I remained in
+Italy, and comfortably drew my salary like a bishop of a see _in
+partibus infidelium_. A year later came a {61} despatch couched in
+language more remarkable for its strength than its civility, asking
+me what I meant by not proceeding to my post. I replied that I had
+passed the twelve months in making diligent inquiries respecting the
+whereabouts of the Republic of Parana, hitherto without success, but
+if his lordship would kindly inform me where it was, I need hardly
+say that I would hasten there!"[14]
+
+While in Florence Labouchere witnessed the revolution which deposed
+the Grand Duke and provided Tuscany with a provisional government of
+her own choice, preparatory to the union of all the Italian States
+under the King of Sardinia. He was a personal friend of Mr.
+(afterwards Sir) James Hudson, the English Minister at Turin, whose
+Nationalist sympathies, like Labouchere's, were well known, and he
+was an invaluable reporter to the Liberals in Turin of the news of
+the struggle for liberty in Tuscany. On the morning of the
+revolution, after the Grand Duke and his family had left the Pitti
+Palace, he, with many of his revolutionary friends, entered the
+forsaken home of Austrian royalty, and had the astuteness to procure
+on the spot what was left of the famous Metternich Johannisberger for
+the newly founded _Unione_ Club, of which he was a member. He had an
+amusing story to tell about the flight of the grand-ducal family from
+the City of Flowers, which is best repeated in his own words, as he
+used to relate it to his Florentine friends after he had returned to
+end his days in the place which he had loved so well in his youth.
+"The news was brought back here by some of the people who had seen
+them off the premises, that, on the road to Bologna, they all got out
+and stopped an hour or two at an inn, where they all sat in a row
+crying. After this had gone on for some time, it was discovered that
+the whole party had forgotten their pocket-handkerchiefs.
+Fortunately the Grand Duchess had on a white petticoat with very
+ample frills, so she went round to each of the grand-ducal family in
+turn, and wiped their {62} eyes and noses for them in the frills of
+her petticoat. And then she did the same for the ladies and
+gentlemen in waiting."
+
+"Do I think that incident really is true?" he would reply to his
+incredulous audience, "probably not. But from what I know of
+royalties in general, and from what I remember about the grand-ducal
+family of Tuscany in particular, I think that it is exceedingly
+probable that they would start out on an expedition of that kind
+without a pocket-handkerchief between them."[15] His personal
+reminiscences of Victor Emmanuel II. and of Cavour were of the
+raciest description and would enthral his hearers by the hour, told
+as only he could tell them, with all the decorative touches of local
+colour and local dialect.
+
+He was also very fond of telling a story about an outrageous
+compliment he paid to a lady belonging to the Court of the Grand
+Duchess, which, if true, showed that at least one of the resolutions
+he had made in the inn at Quotla di Amalpas had been carried into
+successful practice: "The Grand Duchess of Tuscany had a venerable
+maid of honour above seventy years of age. She had piercing black
+eyes, and looked like an old postchaise, painted up and with new
+lamps. 'How old do you think I am?' she once asked me, with a
+simpering smile that caused my blood to run cold. I hesitated, and
+then said 'Twenty.' 'Flatterer,' she replied, tapping me with her
+fan, 'I am twenty-five.'
+
+Having become third secretary in November, 1862, Labouchere was
+appointed to Constantinople. He wrote in _Truth_ nearly thirty years
+later: "I was once Secretary of Embassy at Constantinople and I
+passed my time reading up Lord Stratford's despatches before and
+during the Crimean War. No one could have recognised them as the
+originals from which Mr. Kinglake drew his material for a narrative
+of the Ambassador's diplomatic action. The fact was that Lord
+Stratford was one of the most detestable of the human race. {63} He
+was arrogant, resentful, and spiteful. He hated the Emperor Nicholas
+because he had declined to receive him as Ambassador to Russia, and
+the Crimean War was his revenge. In every way he endeavoured to
+envenom the quarrel and to make war certain. His power at
+Constantinople was enormous. This was because, whilst the
+Ambassadors of other Powers changed, his stay there seemed eternal.
+A Grand Vizier, or a Minister of Foreign Affairs, knew that, if he
+offended the English Ambassador, he would never cease plotting to
+drive him out, and to keep him out of power. He therefore thought it
+better to keep on good terms with him and to submit to his arrogance.
+But Lord Stratford never used his power for good. It was enough for
+him to get the Sultan to publish a decree. This he would send home
+as evidence of good government. He never, however, explained that
+the decree, when published, remained a dead letter. When Sir Henry
+Bulwer (Lord Dalling) was sent as Commissioner to the Principalities,
+he passed a considerable time (as indeed was necessary) at
+Constantinople. Lord Stratford knew that Sir Henry wanted to replace
+him, and he feared that he would succeed in doing so. His rage and
+indignation were therefore unbounded. One day the Ambassador and the
+Commissioner were together at the Embassy. 'I know,' said the
+Ambassador, 'that you are trying to get my place,' and he shook his
+fist in the face of Sir Henry, who mildly surveyed him and shrugged
+his shoulders."
+
+Sir Horace Rumbold writes charmingly of Henry Labouchere at
+Constantinople in 1863. "In August," he says, "the torrid heat drove
+me to seek for a while the cool breezes of the Bosphorus, and I then,
+for the first time, became acquainted with the wonders of
+Constantinople. Here I found at the Embassy Edward Herbert and got
+to know that remarkable, _original_, and most talented and
+kind-hearted of would-be cynics, Henry Labouchere."[16] Later on, in
+the same volume of reminiscences, he gives another picture of {64}
+the young secretary, whose diplomatic career was, however, soon to
+come to a close. "The Pisani dynasty were still masters of the
+situation when I arrived. Under the, in many ways, unfortunate
+tenure of the Embassy by Sir Henry Bulwer, Alexander Pisani, best
+known as the 'Count,' who was simply the Keeper of the Archives, had
+been made head of the Diplomatic Chancellerie of the Embassy, to the
+intense disgust of successive secretaries properly belonging to the
+Service. Pisani, it was said, had extorted this abnormal appointment
+from his chief by threatening to resign and write his memoirs. Henry
+Labouchere, among others, greatly resented the arrangement. Some
+years before, he had a passage of arms with the 'Count,' who had
+reproved him, so to speak, officially for absenting himself for the
+day from the Chancery on some occasion, without applying to him for
+leave to do so. The ridiculous affair was referred to Sir Henry
+Bulwer, and gave my friend Labby a charming opportunity of describing
+the 'Count' in a formal letter to the Ambassador. 'It seems to me,'
+he wrote, 'a singular dispensation that places a Greek nobleman of
+Venetian extraction, who profited by the advantages of a Pera
+education, in authority over a body of English Gentlemen.'"
+
+Mr. Labouchere was always very amusing on the subject of his chief at
+Constantinople. He said that Lord Balling could not understand the
+value of money. He was so generous that he was always in financial
+difficulties. At one time the Embassy was reduced to such straits
+that there was no money to buy any decent wine. The difficulty was
+met in the following manner: At official dinners the grand-looking
+_maître d'hôtel_ would solemnly say before pouring out the wine,
+"Château Lafitte '48," or "La Rose '52," and so on, all through
+dinner. As a matter of fact, the wine had really come from the
+neighbouring Greek isles, and had been doctored with an infusion of
+prunes to tone down the flavour of tar, which is inseparable from
+these insular vintages. Lord Dalling himself was so anxious to
+please that he would {65} quaff glass after glass of the horrible
+beverage, swallowing numberless pills the while as an antidote.
+
+There are many versions of the incident with which Labouchere chose
+to conclude his relations with the Diplomatic Service. The Foreign
+Office records of the date are not yet available, but I am indebted
+to Sir Audley Gosling for his recollections of the affair as it
+happened. In the summer of 1864, Labouchere found himself at
+Baden-Baden, enjoying the relaxation of a little gambling after his
+strenuous work in the service of his country. While there he
+received from Lord Russell, the Foreign Secretary, the usual
+stereotyped announcement of his promotion in the Diplomatic Service.
+It ran: "I have to inform you that Her Majesty has, on my
+recommendation, been pleased to promote you to be a Second Secretary
+in the Diplomatic Service to reside at Buenos Ayres."
+
+Labouchere is said to have replied as follows: "I have the honour to
+acknowledge the receipt of your Lordship's despatch, informing me of
+my promotion as Second Secretary to Her Majesty's Legation at Buenos
+Ayres. I beg to state that, if residing at Baden-Baden I can fulfil
+those duties, I shall be pleased to accept the appointment." As this
+was the second joke he had played on Lord Russell, he was politely
+told that there was no further use for his services.[17]
+
+A successful "system" is not an essential part of the educational
+equipment of a diplomat, but it may on occasion be a very useful
+extra to his other accomplishments. Mr. Labouchere found it so. "I
+used at one time," he said, "to take the waters every year at
+Homburg, and I invariably paid the expenses of my trip out of my
+winnings at the gambling-tables. It may have been luck, or it may
+have been system; but I give my system for what it is worth. I {66}
+used to write the following figures on a piece of paper: 3, 4, 5, 6,
+7. My stake was always the top and bottom figure added together. If
+I won, I scratched out these figures; if I lost, I wrote down the
+stake at the bottom of the figures, and I went on playing until all
+the figures on my piece of paper were erased. Thus my first stake
+(and I played indifferently on red or black) would be ten. If I won
+it, I scratched out three and seven. My next stake would be ten
+again, as four and six make ten. If I lost it, I wrote down ten at
+the bottom of my list of figures, and played fourteen, being the
+addition of the first and last figure on the list, viz. fourteen.
+The basis of the 'system' was this. Before reaching the maximum, I
+could play a series of even chances for about two hours, and if
+during these two hours I won one quarter as many times as the bank,
+plus five, all my figures were erased. During these two hours an
+even chance would be produced two hundred times. If, therefore, I
+won fifty-five times, and the bank won one hundred and forty-five
+times, I was the winner of twenty-five napoleons, florins, or
+whatever was my unit. Now let any one produce an even chance by
+tossing up a coin and always crying 'heads,' he will find that he may
+go on until Doomsday before the 'tails' exceed the 'heads,' or the
+'heads' exceed the 'tails,' by ninety-five. I found this system in a
+letter from Condorcet to a friend, which I read in a book that I
+purchased at a stall on the 'Quai' at Paris. It may have been, as I
+have said, only luck; but all I can say is, that whenever I played it
+I invariably won."
+
+One of Mr. Labouchere's oldest friends, Mrs. Crawford, recently wrote
+to me a letter in which she made the following lucid remarks about
+his career in the Diplomatic Service: "I was acquainted," she says,
+"with many of his diplomatic comrades, and they often spoke of him in
+chat with me. Some were friendly, some were not. He had a very
+unguarded tongue, and discharged his shafts of satire, irony, humour
+in all directions, and every arrow that hit made an {67} enemy. I,
+mentally, used to take this into account in judging of their
+judgments, and the habit, which does not exist in England, of
+searching for mitigating circumstances helped me to make a fair and
+true estimate of his complex nature. I think he rather enjoyed, but
+_passagèrement_, being thought a Richard III., an Iago--an inveterate
+gambler. I soon came to the conclusion that this was partly due to a
+reaction against the idolatrous attitude of the English middle class
+and religious people towards Victoria and Albert, for it was
+shockingly fulsome--and the Queen early showed hostility towards him.
+His uncle, Lord Taunton, reflected her known sentiments, and so did
+Lord Clarendon. He was wrong, very wrong, to have treated the vile
+crime of Grenville Murray, and committed too in an Office capacity,
+as a thing of no consequence and the stumble made by an exceedingly
+clever man--a too great rarity in the British Consular Service. I
+have some recollection that she was furious with the Prince of Wales,
+who had not the virtue, in his early years at any rate, of reticence
+in speaking, for, on the authority of Mr. Labouchere, taking
+Grenville Murray's part against the Foreign Office in her presence.
+This, however, was only one of the reasons of her fixed hostility...."
+
+The crime to which Mrs. Crawford refers as having been committed by
+Grenville Murray in an official capacity was that of forwarding
+private news to the _Morning Post_ (to which paper he was secretly
+acting as correspondent) in the Foreign Office bag from Vienna, where
+he was an attaché in 1852, under Lord Westmorland. Mr. Labouchere
+declared in _Truth_ that Lord Palmerston, having a private grudge
+against Prince Schwarzenberg, the Prime Minister of Austria, and
+wishing for special information about him to reach the British
+public, had come to a private understanding with Grenville Murray
+that his journalistic correspondence would be winked at.
+Unfortunately the "copy" fell into the hands of Lord Westmorland, who
+demanded from Lord {68} Palmerston the instant dismissal of Murray.
+Murray was not dismissed, but in a year's time was transferred to
+Constantinople, where Lord Stratford de Redcliffe reigned supreme.
+He had, of course, heard from Lord Westmorland about Murray's
+journalistic indiscretions, and hated him accordingly. Murray
+retorted by holding up his chief to every sort of ridicule to the
+English magazine-reading public; for he was a clever writer, and
+contributed largely to _Household Words_, then under the editorship
+of Charles Dickens. The Foreign Office soon thought it necessary to
+remove him, and he was appointed to the consul-generalship of Odessa.
+At Odessa the consul was just as unpopular as the attaché had been at
+Vienna and Constantinople. The defence of Grenville Murray, to which
+Mrs. Crawford refers, was probably founded upon facts contained in
+the following passage of an "Anecdotal Photograph" of Lord Derby,
+published by Mr. Labouchere in an early number of _Truth_:
+
+
+When Lord Derby was at the head of the Foreign Office, he left all
+the appointments in the Diplomatic Service to the permanent
+officials, and, owing to this pococurantism, he did an act of
+injustice to one of the most brilliant _littérateurs_ of the day.
+The gentleman in question had a consulship in the East. An able and
+brilliant man, he was naturally a _persona ingrata_ to the high
+priests of red tape, and between them and him there was perpetual
+war, which at length culminated in a determination to remove him _per
+fas_ or _per nefas_ from the service. Certain charges were
+accordingly brought against this gentleman, who was put on his
+defence. The accused, who was then in London, applied for copies of
+certain papers from the archives of the Foreign Office which he
+considered essential to his complete exculpation. The officials at
+first declined to grant them, but, after a long correspondence,
+admitted the justice of the claim. The papers were sent accordingly,
+together with two separate letters, both bearing the same date. One
+announced that the documents had been forwarded, the other that Lord
+Derby had made up his mind on the whole case, and his decision was in
+these words: "I have accordingly advised the Queen to cancel your
+{69} commission as ----, and it is hereby cancelled accordingly."
+The recipient of this interesting epistle was at first inclined to
+treat it as a bad joke, but soon found that it was an authentic
+fact.[18]
+
+
+I have the great good fortune also to have received from Mr. Wilfrid
+Blunt a brief memoir of Mr. Labouchere, which commences in his early
+diplomatic days, and though it carries us on almost to the end of his
+life, I think that its publication here will enable those readers who
+did not know Mr. Labouchere personally to get a sincere impression of
+the whole of his career, which cannot fail to be of assistance to
+them in elucidating his curious original personality from the maze of
+dates and details which are the inevitable appendages of a
+comprehensive biography. Mr. Blunt writes as follows:
+
+
+Feb. 13, 1913.
+
+My acquaintance with Henry Labouchere dates, if I remember rightly,
+from the early spring of 1861. We were both then in the Diplomatic
+Service, and though not actually employed together, I had just
+succeeded him as unpaid attaché at the Frankfort Legation, and found
+him still lingering there when I came to take up my not very onerous
+duties that year under our chief, Sir Alexander Malet, Edward Malet's
+father. Labouchere's attraction to Frankfort was not Frankfort
+itself, but its close neighbourhood to Hombourg, where the
+gambling-tables still flourished, and where he spent nearly all his
+time. By rights he ought to have been at St. Petersburg, but
+pretended that he could not afford to travel to his new post except
+on foot, and so was staying on waiting to have his expenses paid by
+Government. His life at that time was an avowedly disreputable one,
+the society of Hombourg being what it was; and he was looked upon by
+the more strait-laced ladies of the Corps Diplomatique as something
+of a pariah. There was a good deal of talk about him, opinions being
+divided as to whether he was more knave or fool, greenhorn or knowing
+fellow, all which amused him greatly. He was in reality the
+good-hearted {70} cynic the world has since acknowledged him to be,
+with a keen appreciation of the _comédie humaine_, a contempt for
+aristocratic shams, and a philosopher's taste for low society.
+
+I have a coloured caricature I made of him of that date, 1861, in
+which he is represented as undergoing a conversion to respectability
+at the hands of Countess d'Usedom, the Olympia of the Bismarck
+memoirs, and wife of the Prussian Ambassador, with her two Scotch
+nieces in the preposterous crinoline dresses of the time. He figures
+in it as a round-faced young man with highly coloured cheeks, and an
+air of mock modesty which is very characteristic. It is labelled
+"The Deformed Transformed."
+
+Later, I used to see him pretty frequently in London at the St.
+James' Club, of which we were both members. He was already beginning
+to be a recognised wit, and a central figure among talkers in the
+smoking-room. But I remember old Paddy Green of Evans' still
+maintaining that he was for all that a simple-minded fellow, made to
+be the prey of rogues. It was as such that he had known him some
+years before when Labouchere first appeared in London life and took
+up his quarters at Evans' Hotel in Covent Garden. The good Irishman
+had dolorous stories of the way in which his protégé had then been
+fleeced. "Poor Labouchere, poor Labouchere," he used to say, in his
+paternally emotional voice; "a good young man, but always his own
+worst enemy." His own worst enemy he certainly often was. I
+remember his coming into the Club one evening, it must have been in
+1865, when he had just been elected M.P. for Windsor, and boasting to
+all of us who would listen to him, with every detail, how he had
+bribed the free and intelligent electors of the Royal Borough, an
+imprudence which caused him the misfortune of his being unseated
+immediately afterwards on petition.
+
+Of the years that followed, when he was making his name as a
+journalist, and his fortune on the Stock Exchange, I have nothing
+particular to record. I came once more into close connection with
+him in 1882, at the time of the trial of Arabi at Cairo after
+Tel-el-Kebir. Labouchere, during the early months of the year, had
+been among those Radicals who in the House of Commons had followed
+Chamberlain and Dilke in pressing intervention in Egypt on the
+Foreign Office, and he made no {71} secret of the reason--he was a
+holder of Egyptian Bonds. The bombardment of Alexandria and the
+massacre of Tel-el-Kebir, with the revelations which followed of the
+intrigues which had caused the war, proved, however, too much for his
+political conscience, which was really sound, and having unloaded his
+Egyptian stock, which had gone up to higher prices (for he was not a
+man to neglect a Stock Exchange opportunity), he frankly repented of
+his sin, and from that time onwards did his best to repair the wrong
+to Egypt he had joined in doing. He subscribed handsomely to the
+"Arabi Defence Fund," was always ready to ask questions in the House,
+and did not scruple to reproach the Grand Old Man with his lapses at
+Cairo and in the Soudan from his Midlothian principles. In this
+connection I saw much of him from 1883 to 1885, years during which
+Egypt occupied so large a share of public attention, and always found
+him interested in the Egyptian cause and helpful.
+
+He was living then in Queen Anne's Gate, and I was pretty sure to
+find him in the morning, and often stayed to lunch with him and his
+wife. He was uniformly gay and pleasant and ready to give news. No
+one ever was more generous in sharing his political knowledge with
+his friends, and I could count on him to tell me the true and exact
+truth of what was going on in the directions that interested me,
+without regard to the rules of secrecy so many public men affect. Of
+his wit too he was copiously lavish, as only those are who have it in
+supreme abundance, giving of his very best to a single listener as
+freely as to a larger audience. This, I always think, is the test of
+genius in the department of brilliant talking, and no one ever shone
+there more conspicuously than he did. His worldly wisdom was
+wonderful. Nor was it confined to things at home, the House of
+Commons, and the intrigue of Downing Street. He was really the only
+English Radical, with Dilke, who had an accurate acquaintance with
+affairs abroad, and he had his Europe at his finger-ends. He would
+have made an admirable ambassador, where any difficult matters had to
+be carried through, and he ought certainly to have been given the
+Embassy he so much desired at Washington. It was always his
+ambition, even stronger I think than that of holding Cabinet Office,
+to go back to his old diplomatic profession and give serious proof of
+his capacity in a service {72} where, as a young man, he had played
+the fool. The Foreign Office would have found itself the stronger
+for his help.
+
+Our sympathy, which had begun about Egypt, was carried on, I am glad
+to remember, during the years of stress which followed, also to
+Ireland; and from first to last my experience of his political action
+has been that of a man courageously consistent in his love of
+liberty, his hatred of tyranny, and his contempt of the insincerities
+of public life. He was never taken in by the false arguments with
+which politicians conceal their treacheries, and he was never himself
+a betrayer. If my testimony can be of any service to his memory as
+an honest man, I freely give it.
+
+The last time I saw him was in the summer of 1902, when he came down
+with his wife and daughter to spend a week-end, July 12th to 14th,
+with me and my wife in Sussex. He had resolved to pass the rest of
+his days at Florence, and it was a farewell visit that he paid us.
+He had just bought Michael Angelo's Villa, and talked much about it
+and his design, philistine that he was, of turning it inside out,
+fitting it with electric light, and otherwise bedevilling it with
+modern improvements, uprooting the old trees in the _podere_ and
+planting new ones. On matters of this sort he was a terrible
+barbarian, and took delight in playing the vandal with places and
+things which the rest of the world held in reverence. "Old Michael,"
+he explained, "knew nothing about the comforts of a modern
+establishment, and it was time that he should learn them." Apart
+from this little _méchanceté_, he proved himself a most delectable
+companion, giving us a true feast of wit and wisdom the whole Sunday
+through. Sibyl, Lady Queensberry, was of our party, and Colonel Bill
+Gordon, General Gordon's nephew, with whom he had much talk about
+Khartoum and Egypt. Gordon was a good talker on his own subjects,
+and they got on well together, sitting up till half-past one the
+first night, telling story after story. Among them, I remember,
+Labouchere gave us accounts of his adventures in Mexico, and also of
+a ride he had taken from Damascus to Palmyra with Lady Ellenborough
+and her Bedouin husband, Sheykh Mijwel el Mizrab, with reminiscences
+of the early days we had spent together in the Diplomatic Service,
+his gambling acquaintances at Hombourg, and his duel in Sweden. He
+was especially interested in this visit to the Weald of Sussex, and
+in {73} his having passed in the train almost within sight of Broome
+Hall, under Leith Hill, where he had lived as a boy. He had not been
+that way since, he said. The second evening he was less brilliant,
+as Hilaire Belloc had joined our party, a rival talker to whom he
+left the monopoly of our entertainment. But it was an altogether
+pleasant two days that we passed together. I am glad to have the
+recollection of them. Alas, they were the last we were to see of
+him, for he left England soon afterwards, and we never met again.
+
+
+
+[1] Joseph Hatton, _Journalistic London_.
+
+[2] Mrs. T. P. O'Connor, _I, Myself_.
+
+[3] For the rest of this interesting letter see Chapter X.
+
+[4] "Radical and Whigs," _Fortnightly Review_, Feb. 1, 1884.
+
+[5] It is interesting to note that Mr. Crampton's proceedings in
+America did not stand in his way, so far as promotion in the service
+was concerned. He was appointed Envoy-Extraordinary at Hanover
+almost immediately; Lord Palmerston insisted upon his being made a
+K.C.B., and he became Ambassador at St. Petersburg in 1858.
+(_Dictionary of National Biography_.)
+
+[6] _Truth_, May 23, 1878.
+
+[7] _Truth_, Feb. 8, 1877.
+
+[8] Busch, _Our Chancellor_.
+
+[9] _Ibid._
+
+[10] _Truth_, May 23, 1889.
+
+[11] _Hansard_, July 14, 1884.
+
+[12] Alexander II.
+
+[13] _Truth_, July 16, 1877.
+
+[14] _Truth_, May 23, 1878.
+
+[15] _Florence Herald_, Dec. 28, 1909.
+
+[16] Rumbold, _Recollections of a Diplomatist_, vol. ii.
+
+[17] The letter, signed by Lord Russell, appointing Henry Labouchere
+Second Secretary is dated February 3, 1863, so that the one, referred
+to by Sir Audley Gosling, appointing him to Buenos Ayres, must have
+been of later date. The latter is not in my possession.
+
+[18] _Truth_, Nov. 20, 1879.
+
+
+
+
+{74}
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+PARLIAMENTARY AMBITIONS
+
+(1866-1869)
+
+Being asked on some occasion, "Why do men enter Parliament?" Mr.
+Labouchere replied: "Some of them enter Parliament because they have
+been local Bulls of Bashan, and consider that in the localities where
+they have roared, and pawed the ground, they will be even more
+important than heretofore; some because they want to be peers,
+baronets, and knights; some because they have a fad to air; some
+because they want to have a try at climbing the greasy pole of
+office; some because they have heard that the House of Commons is the
+best club in London; some because they delude themselves that they
+are orators; some for want of anything better to do; some because
+they want to make a bit out of company promoting; and some because
+they have a vague notion that they are going to benefit their country
+by their devotion to legislative business." He frankly confessed,
+however, that none of the above considerations had influenced him in
+his own decision to enter upon a parliamentary life. Curiosity had
+been his inducement in the first place, and secondly, a conviction
+that the House would benefit considerably from contact with so sound
+a Radical as himself.
+
+In the autumn of the year that he left the Diplomatic Service, it was
+suggested to Mr. Labouchere by several {75} friends that he should
+come forward as a candidate in the next General Election for the
+borough of New Windsor. There was already another Liberal in the
+field--Mr. Flower of Stratford-on-Avon. Labouchere decided to confer
+with him on the subject. They met, accordingly, at the Reform Club,
+Labouchere having been previously warned by the Town Clerk of
+Windsor, Mr. Darvill, to act quite independently of Flower, as he was
+in the hands of agents, in whom the leading men of the place had
+little confidence. Mr. Labouchere describes in his own words the
+upshot of the interview: "We met at the Reform Club, in the presence
+of Mr. Grant (one of Flower's agents) and Mr. Darvill, junior. As,
+however, both of us evidently thought that only one Liberal could be
+returned at Windsor, and as each of us intended to be that Liberal,
+we separated without coming to any arrangement to act together."[1]
+
+Labouchere then went abroad, returning to England in January for a
+fortnight, during which time he gave a dinner at Windsor, held a
+public meeting, and identified himself as much as it was possible to
+do, in so short a time, with the local interests of the borough. In
+May, 1865, Mr. Flower retired from the candidature, because he felt
+that his agents, Grant and Dunn, had compromised him by corrupt
+practices. As these gentlemen had hired as many as twenty public
+houses for committee rooms, a number ludicrously out of proportion to
+the size of the constituency, he acted wisely in doing so. He
+informed Labouchere of his decision. Mr. Darvill also wrote,
+recommending Labouchere to return to England, and if he really
+intended to stand for Windsor, to take some steps for insuring his
+return by appointing agents, and taking the usual preliminary
+precautions.
+
+To continue the narrative in Mr. Labouchere's own words: "Sir Henry
+Hoare, a day or two after my return to England, called upon me to
+tell me that he had been in communication with Mr. Darvill, and that
+as Mr. Darvill {76} had told me he thought that, if two Liberal
+candidates acted firmly together, both might be returned, he came to
+propose to me to make common cause with him. The next day we called
+together on Mr. Durrant, a London solicitor, who had acted for Sir
+Henry Hoare, and we begged him to go down to Windsor, and after
+seeing the principal Liberals, to report to us the state of affairs.
+This he did. He told us Mr. Flower had engaged twenty committee
+rooms--a number which was clearly too great, and he recommended us to
+take on nine of them. We sent him down to Windsor again to arrange
+about the committee rooms and about taking on agents, and he, in
+conjunction with Mr. Last, retained the usual Liberal agents, who
+were the same as had been engaged by Mr. Flower. It was distinctly
+understood at the same time, that we only took on nine committee
+rooms. Mr. Flower, after, I believe, a long correspondence with Mr.
+Cleave, agreed to pay for the eleven committee rooms which he had
+engaged. Sir Henry Hoare and I were both returned as members for
+Windsor."
+
+It was an unfortunate action, however, on the part of the two Liberal
+candidates to make use of the same agents who had compromised Mr.
+Flower, and it cost them their seats. The election took place in
+November, 1865, and the result of the poll was as follows:
+
+ Sir Henry Hoare 324 votes
+ Mr. Labouchere 323 "
+ Mr. Vansittart (Cons.) 291 "
+ Col. Vyse (Cons.) 261 "
+
+
+On April 26, 1866, the chairman of a select committee,[2] appointed
+to try the merits of the petition against the return {77} of Sir
+Henry Hoare and Mr. Labouchere for the borough of New Windsor, on the
+grounds that it was obtained by means of bribery, treating, and undue
+influence, announced that the committee had arrived at the following
+determination:
+
+"That Sir Henry Ainslie Hoare is not duly elected a burgess to serve
+in the present parliament for the borough of New Windsor. That Henry
+Labouchere, Esq., is not duly elected to serve in the present
+parliament for the borough of New Windsor. That Sir Henry Ainslie
+Hoare is, by his agents, guilty of bribery. That it has been proved
+that various acts of bribery have been committed by the agents of the
+sitting members by the engagement of an excessive number of public
+houses in which it was proved that none of the legitimate business of
+the election was transacted, and for which sums varying from £10 to
+£20 were paid. That it has not been proved that such acts were
+committed with the knowledge or consent of the said Sir Henry Hoare
+and the said Henry Labouchere, Esq. That the committee have no
+reason to believe that bribery and corruption extensively prevailed
+at the last election for the borough of New Windsor."
+
+The committee had sat for six days before the above decision was
+arrived at, and many were the entertaining encounters between the
+defendants' counsel, the great Mr. Serjeant Ballantine, and the
+witnesses for the petitioners. One of the latter explained that he
+had voted for the Conservatives because Mr. Vansittart was a "very
+nice old man." Under cross-examination it was elicited with
+difficulty that Mr. Vansittart had not given his wife and daughter
+each a new dress. Being further pressed, he announced that he could
+prove it. "How?" questioned the counsel. "I haven't got no wife nor
+no daughter," complained the witness. A charge of presenting a silk
+gown to the wife of one of the electors was preferred against Henry
+Labouchere. He did not deny having done so. "The lady in question,"
+he explained, "was extremely good-looking, and I have {78} frequently
+noticed that a present of finery is a simple way to win the female
+heart. I regret that, in the particular case, I was unsuccessful,
+but, good God, you do not insinuate for a moment, do you, that I
+intended her husband to know anything about the affair?"
+
+The line of defence taken up by Labouchere will easily be seen by
+reading the letter he sent to the _Times_ the day after the committee
+had reached their decision. I give it in full, with the exception of
+some sentences that have already been quoted:
+
+
+ALBANY, April 26.
+
+SIR,--In an article to-day on the recent decision of the Election
+Committees, you allude to the case of Windsor.
+
+As your observations tend to lead those who read them to form the
+conclusion that my late constituents are somewhat corrupt, in justice
+to them, I should feel obliged to you to allow me to say a few words
+in their defence. It may be useful to future candidates to know on
+what grounds Sir Henry Hoare and I have been unseated....
+
+We were petitioned against on the usual charges of bribery and
+intimidation. To the charges of direct bribery and indirectly
+bribing by the promise of work we replied, I believe, to the
+satisfaction of the Committee. The case of the petitioners rested
+upon the charge that we had engaged too many committee rooms.
+
+The Committee unseated us because: "It had been proved that acts of
+bribery had been committed by the engagement, by the agents of the
+sitting members, of an excessive number of public houses, in which it
+was proved that none of the legitimate business of the election was
+transacted, and for which sums varying from £10 to £20 were paid.
+That it has not been proved that such acts were committed with the
+knowledge or consent of the said Sir Henry Hoare and the said Henry
+Labouchere."
+
+Now this decision must have been come to on the supposition that Sir
+Henry Hoare and I were responsible for the eleven committee rooms,
+paid for by Mr. Flower, because we both swore that the nine committee
+rooms were taken with "knowledge and consent." The Committee
+consequently must have concluded either that Mr. Flower, Mr. Durrant,
+Sir H. Hoare, and myself {79} were guilty of perjury in swearing that
+the payment by Mr. Flower was _bona fide_, or that Sir H. Hoare and
+I, in taking on agents in May, became responsible for what these
+agents had done in the interests of a third party during the winter.
+
+Our case rested on the fact that "none of the legitimate business of
+the election" was transacted in Mr. Flower's public houses, and that
+if a bill with the words "Committee Rooms" was hung over any room in
+Mr. Flower's public houses it was because the publicans considered
+they would advertise their own political principles by showing that
+they had been engaged by a Liberal candidate who had retired. Every
+one knows that, if an electioneering bill over a public house is an
+advertisement for a candidate, it is also an advertisement for the
+public house, and that publicans like it to be supposed that they
+belong to one or other of the parties during a contested election.
+As a matter of fact some of Mr. Flower's publicans did not vote for
+me.
+
+I may then fairly state that my late colleague and I were unseated
+because one of our agents had been concerned, months before he became
+our agent, in taking public houses in undue numbers for Mr. Flower.
+
+Now, sir, I would venture to call the attention of the Legislature to
+the new and strange principle of jurisprudence on which the decision
+of the Windsor Election Committee has been based. I do so in the
+interests of all candidates, for, as far as I am concerned, I have
+unfortunately no appeal against the decision.
+
+It is sufficiently difficult to prevent over zealous committee men
+and agents from compromising their candidate during the election;
+but, if he is to be retrospectively responsible for all their
+previous acts, I venture to say that no candidate can expect to hold
+his seat against a petition. Were the retrospective responsibility
+introduced into the procedure of courts of law no man would be safe.
+I might, sir, to-morrow have the advantage of making your
+acquaintance. Some days later I might take a servant whom you had
+formerly employed. Ought I to be hung if it were subsequently shown
+that you and the servant had murdered some one last January in
+London, while I was in Italy?
+
+Were I still a member of the Legislature, I should myself point out
+the necessity of a reform in the composition of election {80}
+committees. As an elector of Westminster, I shall, through my
+representative, Capt. Grosvenor, present a petition to the House of
+Commons praying that some alteration be made in the present system,
+and that a properly qualified judge be added to every committee to
+explain the elementary principles of jurisprudence to
+well-intentioned gentlemen who know nothing about them.[3]--I am,
+Sir, Your obedient servant,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+A number of extremely interesting letters appeared in the _Times_, on
+the subject of the New Windsor Election Petition, one other, only, of
+which I shall quote, as it puts the case for Mr. Labouchere and his
+colleagues in a perfectly clear light. It runs as follows:
+
+
+SIR,--My name having prominently appeared in the proceeding before
+the Election Committee in this case, and in communications made to
+you by Sir Henry Hoare and Mr. Labouchere, complaining of the
+decision of the committee, I trust you will not refuse me an
+opportunity of corroborating their statements. I may say, as a
+prelude, that the agents had the most distinct directions to do
+nothing in contradiction of the statutes relating to the election of
+members to serve in Parliament, and I proved, in evidence, my written
+instructions to that effect.
+
+Sir Henry Hoare and Mr. Labouchere, being aware that Mr. Flower had
+retired by reason of his belief that he had been compromised by his
+agents, were most anxious to avoid becoming in any way identified
+with their proceedings; and, as regards the public houses, which had
+been taken on his behalf, the late members entirely repudiated, both
+personally, and through me, having anything whatever to do with them.
+
+No one had authority to hire committee rooms but Mr. Last, the head
+agent at Windsor, and no complaint is made in the Committee's Report
+in respect of the nine houses engaged by him. Not a shilling has, to
+my knowledge or belief, been paid, or promised on account, of what I
+may, for brevity, call "Mr. Flower's public houses"; so that, in
+fact, these houses were {81} neither hired by, paid for, nor used by
+the late members or their agents.
+
+The unseating, therefore, of the late members for New Windsor upon
+the grounds stated in the Report of the Committee is, I venture to
+suggest, unprecedented in the annals of election petitions, and
+affords just ground for complaint, and for giving, in future cases
+some appeal, where there may be a similar miscarriage of
+justice.[4]--I am, Sir, Your obedient servant,
+
+G. J. DURRANT.
+
+
+Henry Labouchere made his maiden speech during the six months that he
+was member for New Windsor. It was upon an uninteresting and
+complicated subject--namely, the inadequacy of our Neutrality Law to
+enable us to fulfil our international obligations towards foreign
+countries. The debate, begun in February, continued well into the
+March of 1866. Labouchere made his speech on the 22nd of February.
+During the course of it he said that, having passed ten years in the
+Diplomatic Service, he had given some consideration to the subject of
+International Law, which had led him to believe that, from defects
+and inefficiency, our Neutrality Law was fraught not only with future
+danger to ourselves, but was calculated to prevent us from acting
+justly towards our Allies. He quoted, in support of his argument,
+the relations of England with the United States of America, the
+sympathy of America with Fenianism, and our loss of commerce with
+America.[5] On March 7 he voted in favour of the Church Rates
+Abolition Bill, which was read for the second time on that day and
+committed.
+
+Of course he was very funny on the subject of the election at New
+Windsor. He was fond of relating how it was that he first became an
+M.P. "I had to kiss the babies," he said, "pay compliments to their
+mothers, and explain the beauties of Liberalism to their fathers, who
+never could be got to say how they would vote. On the day of the
+election everything {82} turned upon half a dozen votes. I remember
+one Tory went out to fish in a punt, and the boatman who accompanied
+him was induced to keep him well out in the middle of the river,
+until the polling hour had passed. Another aged and decrepid Tory
+was kept in the house by having cabs run at him whenever he tried to
+issue from his door. Finally the Liberals won the day. On this the
+Tories petitioned. The committee decided that there had been no
+bribery, but unseated my colleague and myself because they thought
+that we had hired an excessive number of committee rooms."
+
+And again: "One man at this election amused me. He hung about
+outside my committee room, and whenever he saw me he wrung my hand.
+On my first interview with this patriot, he informed me that, at an
+early hour of the morning, he had personated Dr. Cumming, and had
+voted for me as that divine. Each time I saw him during the day, he
+said that he had been personating some one, and always a clergyman.
+I remonstrated with him but uselessly."
+
+The playwright, Herman Merivale, tells an anecdote about Henry
+Labouchere, in connection with the Windsor election, which it is very
+probable he heard from the whilom member himself. "Lord Taunton,"
+writes Merivale, "uncle and precursor of our more famous Labby, is
+fabled to have lived in a general state of alarm at the strange
+proclivities of that unchastened heir, who has furnished the world
+with more amusing stories of a curious humour than any public man of
+his time. It is said that when Lord Taunton heard that his nephew
+contemplated public life, and proposed to stand for one of the county
+divisions in the district, he was much pleased at such a sign of
+grace, and asked if he could do anything for him. 'Really I think
+not,' replied the younger Henry, 'but I don't know. If you would put
+on your peer's robes, and walk arm-in-arm with me down the High
+Street of Windsor, it might have a good effect."[6]
+
+Another opportunity soon occurred for Labouchere to {83} re-enter the
+House of Commons. On the death of Mr. Robert Hanbury, one of the
+members for Middlesex, he presented himself to the electors, and was
+returned without opposition, on April 16, 1867. An extract from his
+address to the electors, dated March 29, is not without interest, as
+in it he unblushingly gives expression to the democratic principles
+to which he remained so faithful throughout his career. "Should you
+do me the honour," he said, "to return me to Parliament, it would be
+my first duty to co-operate with those who desire to effect the
+passage of an honest and straightforward measure of reform--such a
+measure as would prove to the large body of artisans and working men,
+whom I hold to be entitled to the franchise, that the House of
+Commons is not afraid of the people, nor averse to the free extension
+of political privileges, nor disposed to deny to the intelligent
+operatives a share in the government of the country to whose burdens
+they are called upon to contribute. If the Reform Bill proposed by
+the Tory Ministry is not capable of adaptation to such an end, I
+should not hesitate to give my adherence to any cause which may seem
+the most calculated to attain the desired object."[7]
+
+While he was member for Middlesex, Labouchere was assiduous in his
+parliamentary duties. He spoke frequently and to the point, on such
+subjects as the "Expenses of Voters,"[8] on "the Sale of Liquor on
+Sundays Bill"[9] (a characteristically amusing speech), on "Licences"
+(Brewers'),[10] on the "Military Knights of Windsor attending
+Church,"[11] on "Appeals in the House of Lords."[12] He objected to
+a vote to complete the sum of £2135 for building new Embassy houses
+in Madrid and Paris,[13] and offered some practical suggestions as to
+the building (or buying) of new Embassy buildings at Therapia.[14]
+
+{84}
+
+In short, he was an active and useful member. The speeches which
+have been most frequently quoted are the ones which he made on May
+14, protesting against a vote of £137,524, for the upkeep of the
+Royal Parks and Pleasure Grounds,[15] and his two speeches on the
+Public Schools Bill.[16] In the former he asserted that it was
+unjust and quite illogical to prohibit the entrance of cabs into Hyde
+Park. Most of his friends, he announced, were not in a position to
+keep their own carriages, yet they passionately longed to drive about
+in the haunts of fashion. He himself suffered cruelly under the same
+longing and disability, and such an exclusion, he explained, was
+quite incompatible with the spirit of Liberalism. He referred to the
+regulations concerning the public parks of Vienna and Paris to show
+that the prejudice against hired vehicles was entirely British and
+snobbish.
+
+On another occasion, Mr. Lowe had moved a clause to the effect that
+boys educated at public schools should be examined once a year, by an
+Inspector of Education, in simple reading, writing, and arithmetic,
+and that a report as to their attainments should be laid before
+Parliament.
+
+On this Labouchere made an excellent speech. In the course of it, he
+said that he hoped Mr. Lowe's clause would be pressed to a division,
+because it was evident that most pupils at public schools did not
+know as much as an average charity boy. Complaint had been made that
+the whole time of public school boys was taken up by the study of
+Latin and Greek, but, as a matter of fact, they learned very little
+of these languages. An ordinarily educated German could converse
+with a foreigner in Latin, if the two had no other language in
+common, but how many Englishmen carried from a public school
+sufficient Latin to do this? He confessed that he himself, although
+he might be able to translate some half a dozen words of Latin, was
+wholly unable to translate a sentence of Greek, although he had
+studied those languages for years at a public school. He complained
+that this {85} ignorance was the fault of a system, and the
+misfortune of those who were obliged to undergo it.
+
+Mr. Labouchere used to relate the following reminiscence of the days
+when he was member for Middlesex: "It is a curious fact--such is the
+irony of fate--that these dues (the Middlesex Coal Dues) were once
+prolonged owing to me. About twenty years ago, I was member for
+Middlesex. A Bill was brought forward to prolong the dues in order
+to borrow the money for certain Metropolitan improvements. Now the
+dues are collected from the inhabitants, not only of the metropolis,
+but of all Middlesex. My constituents wanted the bridges over the
+Thames and the Lea, beyond the Metropolitan area, to be freed. So I
+persistently opposed the Bill by much talking, by amendments, and
+other such devices (for although blocking had not been invented,
+obstruction was even then not without its resources). This led to
+negotiation, and it was finally agreed that the prolongation should
+be for a still longer period than was proposed by the Bill, in order
+that money should also be borrowed to free the bridges."[17]
+
+Lord Derby's administration, under which Labouchere had become one of
+the Liberal members for Middlesex, was succeeded by the first
+administration of Mr. Disraeli. In December, 1868, the General
+Election took place, by which Mr. Gladstone, in his turn, was put,
+for the first time, at the head of Queen Victoria's Government. Mr.
+Labouchere presented himself for re-election at Middlesex in
+November. It was at first thought that both the sitting members,
+himself and Lord Enfield, would have a quiet "walk-over." The
+Conservatives, however, were determined to put forward at least one
+candidate, and they selected Lord George Hamilton, the third son of
+the Duke of Abercorn.
+
+On November 2, both Henry Labouchere and Lord Enfield issued their
+addresses, Lord Enfield appealing to his electors on grounds no more
+vital than that he had {86} represented Middlesex in Parliament for
+the last eleven years, and Mr. Labouchere because he frankly avowed
+himself in favour of the disestablishment of the Anglican Church in
+Ireland as being likely to strengthen the establishment of the Church
+of England in the sister isle, and, to quote verbatim from his
+speech: "I shall," he said, "oppose the proposal which was made last
+year by the Government of Mr. Disraeli to endow a Roman Catholic
+university. While I respect the sincere convictions of my Roman
+Catholic countrymen and desire that their religious convictions
+should not subject them either to civil or political
+disqualification, I do not think that their Church or their
+educational establishments should have any portion of the revenues
+now enjoyed by the established Church." He went on to say: "Since a
+Conservative Government has been in power the public departments have
+vied with each other in extravagance. The efforts of private members
+in which I have joined have proved ineffectual to check the waste.
+The sooner Mr. Gladstone is in office the better for the
+taxpayer."[18]
+
+The two Liberal candidates made public speeches to their electors on
+the same day that they issued their addresses. Labouchere made his
+in the British Schools at Brentford, and the points on which he
+argued were the disestablishment of the Irish Church and the waste of
+public money. The selection of Lord George Hamilton as the
+Conservative candidate gave him an opportunity of making some
+extremely annoying remarks. He referred to him as "a young gentleman
+who had lately joined the army--an unfledged ensign who was getting
+on with the goose step and preparing himself for the onerous duties
+connected with the Horse Guards," and other taunting remarks of a
+similar nature.
+
+The embryo M.P., on November 9, stung to madness by Labouchere's
+witticisms, boldly announced himself as his opponent in particular.
+He hotly denied that his father had received annually for many years
+a large sum of money from {87} the State and then had been made a
+duke for his kindness in having accepted it. The Conservative
+meeting at which the young guardsman spoke would have been a decided
+political success had it not been for the zeal of the gentleman who
+seconded the vote of confidence. He remarked that, ever since the
+day when King John had signed the Magna Charta, the people of this
+country had been indebted to the aristocracy for all the liberties
+enjoyed in the Empire. Storms of groans and hisses met his
+well-meant remark, and though the vote of confidence was passed, the
+show of hands was manifestly against it.[19]
+
+But the real interest of the election was centred in the personal
+quarrel between the Liberal candidates, which resulted in a Tory
+being returned for Middlesex. They appeared each to be possessed
+with an ungovernable hatred for the other, which was extremely
+prejudicial to their cause. The occasion of their public rupture was
+a dispute over the selection of electioneering agents, and by
+November 12 the attitude of the belligerents had become so extremely
+abusive that an important conference of Liberals from all parts of
+Middlesex had to be convened to consider the disunited state of their
+interest, more especially as it related to the relative bearing of
+the candidates towards each other.
+
+Whereupon Labouchere and Enfield each addressed a public meeting and
+gave their separate versions of the quarrel. The delight of the
+Tories was excessive, and they did all they could to foment the
+affair. The _Times_ rose to unaccustomed heights of irony in a
+leading article occasioned by the following not exactly conciliatory
+letter addressed by Labouchere to its editor:
+
+
+SIR,--In the interests of the party Lord Enfield and I would do well
+to adjourn the discussion of all personal differences until after the
+Election. Lord Enfield had distinctly refused to unite before those
+differences arose; our discussion therefore has nothing to do with
+our political disunion.
+
+{88}
+
+The constituency wish our union, I wish it too--but personal
+relations need not be renewed. Lord Enfield considers himself and
+Lord George Hamilton to be what he is pleased to call "scions of a
+noble stock." I am a man of the middle class. He considers himself
+my superior. Let us agree to differ on this point.--Yours truly,
+
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+"It is fortunate," remarked the _Times_, "that the Liberal majority
+bids fair to be a large one, for otherwise the future historians of
+Great Britain might have a somewhat undignified episode to narrate in
+the electioneering contest of 1868, between the two great parties of
+the State. If the Liberals and the Conservatives happened to be
+running each other so closely that one seat more or less might
+determine the policy of the new Parliament, the Middlesex election
+would probably have an odd part to play in British annals. Every
+reader of Liberal imagination can easily conjure up for himself a
+picture of the calamities that might, under evil stars, overtake this
+country if the Liberals found themselves not strong enough to carry
+out their present programme, and the Irish Church were left still
+standing, with Ireland, as the natural result of so much anxious and
+fruitless agitation, more discontented than ever. Let him then
+suppose that all these imagined misfortunes had to be borne in
+consequence of his party having lost a seat for Middlesex, because
+Lord Enfield objects 'on personal grounds' to Mr. Labouchere! Lord
+Chesterfield has told us that great events are really due to much
+smaller causes than historians, with a duly jealous regard for the
+dignity of their profession, dare admit. The Liberal majority in the
+next Parliament might, if it so happened, be lost and the programme
+of national policy at a critical moment reversed because Mr.
+Labouchere has called Lord Enfield 'a sneak,' and Lord Enfield
+objects to Mr. Labouchere's want of blue blood! We doubt whether
+Gibbon himself could give the proper professional air of historical
+dignity to such an episode {89} in the decline and fall of Great
+Britain as this. According to the first report of this squabble we
+read, Lord Enfield distinctly refused to meet Mr. Labouchere, while
+Mr. Labouchere, after showing that he had hitherto all along
+conducted himself as a very model of meekness, bearing endless snubs
+and rebuffs from his haughty adversary for the public good, suddenly
+turned round and insisted that he would 'fight single-handed' without
+any reference to his brother Liberal. It appears that, if the
+Liberals work properly, the Conservative candidate, despite all the
+advantages of high birth and impetuous youth, ought to be beaten, but
+that otherwise he has a chance of success. It would be too bad if a
+Liberal seat were thus endangered, and we trust Lord Enfield will
+accept Mr. Labouchere's compromise, and console himself by reflecting
+that he can still object as strenuously as ever to his plebeian
+adversary in private."[20]
+
+Lord Enfield protested angrily in the next day's _Times_ against the
+accusation of having referred to himself as a "scion of a noble
+house," and, oddly enough, his letter appeared just below one sent to
+the paper by the Committee of the Reform Club:
+
+
+THE REFORM CLUB, _Monday Evening_.
+
+The Committee of the Reform Club having, in consequence of the
+suggestions which have been made to them, taken into consideration
+the differences between Lord Enfield and myself, and having expressed
+an opinion that it is due to Lord Enfield that I should withdraw
+certain offensive expressions which I used concerning him, and that I
+should now express my regret for having used them, and, as I am now
+informed by the Committee that they have ascertained from Lord
+Enfield that he had no intention of doubting my word, as I imagined
+he did, on the occasion I referred to, I have no hesitation in at
+once acting on the advice of the Committee.
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+{90}
+
+A patch was thus temporarily placed over the breach, for the benefit
+of the public, but the electors of Middlesex had no delusions on the
+subject.
+
+The meeting for the nomination of candidates at Brentford was a rowdy
+affair, the proceedings being of a most disorderly nature. The
+re-election of Lord Enfield was proposed and the proposition was
+received with groans and hisses. Then Labouchere's re-election was
+proposed. At that point the disorder became uncontrollable. The
+interruption had commenced with the appearance of a band of roughs,
+wearing the Conservative card in their hats, who began to hoot and
+groan at the Liberal speakers. After this had gone on for a few
+minutes, another band, not quite so numerous, but of the same low
+class, poured into the square, bearing the Liberal cards on their
+hats. The two rival factions severally hooted the speaker on the
+opposite side. The roughs who were first in the field (the
+Conservatives had engaged a band of a hundred roughs, seven of whom
+were known to be prize-fighters) then began to hustle the others, and
+had nearly borne them out of the square, when the police made a
+charge upon them, but without using their staves, and for a moment
+restored order. The same disorderly conduct was, however, renewed
+and several fights took place under the eyes of the sheriffs. The
+crowd swayed to and fro, and the din and uproar was so continuous and
+incessant that the rest of the proceedings had to be carried on in
+dumb show. When the sheriff called for a show of hands for Lord
+Enfield every hand on the right of a line drawn from the centre of
+the hustings was held up. For Mr. Labouchere about the same number
+seemed to go up. For Lord George Hamilton all the hands on the left
+of the line went up. The numbers seemed pretty nearly divided. It
+at first appeared that Mr. Labouchere had the show of hands, and the
+sheriffs had, it was believed, decided, or were about to decide, in
+his favour, when it was pointed out to them that many Conservatives
+had held up their hands for Lord Enfield, while, on the other hand,
+all the {91} Liberals had held up both their hands for Mr.
+Labouchere. The sheriffs, after consultation, accordingly declared
+that the show of hands was in favour of Lord Enfield and Lord George
+Hamilton.
+
+The election took place on November 24, and the result of the poll
+was as follows:
+
+ Lord George Hamilton 7638 votes
+ Lord Enfield 6387 "
+ Mr. Labouchere 6297 "
+
+
+Before the declaration of the poll, two cabs with placards of "Plump
+for Enfield" were seen in the streets, which were followed by others
+bearing "Plump for Labouchere." This was believed to have been a
+ruse of the enemy, but there were some who thought it was a joke of
+Labouchere's. He however vehemently denied any knowledge of it.
+There was huge excitement at the official declaration of the poll.
+Henry Labouchere, "the real Liberal candidate," as he was called, had
+been met by his friends at Kew Bridge, who had accompanied him to the
+meeting. He was evidently the favourite,[21] and the populace took
+out his horses and insisted upon dragging his carriage through the
+town. Enfield was hissed and hooted. Labouchere made a dignified
+speech, in which he referred to the practical disenfranchisement of
+Middlesex, by its election of a Conservative and a Liberal, and he
+insisted strongly and ably upon the necessity of organisation in all
+electioneering work.
+
+Mr. Labouchere published the following absurd reminiscence of this
+election in an early number of _Truth_: "A candidate knows very
+little of the details of his election, but, so far as I could make
+out, dead men played a very important part, on both sides, in this
+contest between Lord George and me. No sooner were the booths open
+than men long {92} removed from party strife rose from their graves,
+and hurriedly voted either for him or for me."[22]
+
+An amusing episode of the Middlesex election of 1868 was the mistake
+which the supporters of Mr. Labouchere made in mistaking Mr. Henry
+Irving for their defeated candidate. Mr. Labouchere himself related
+the story some sixteen years later, when there was a report current
+that the famous actor was about to offer himself as a parliamentary
+candidate. "Irving did once appear upon the hustings," he said, "and
+it was in this wise. I was the defeated candidate at a Middlesex
+election. Those were the days of hustings and displays, and it was
+the fashion for each candidate to go down to Brentford in a carriage
+and four to thank his supporters. On the morning of the day when I
+had to perform this function, Irving called upon me, and I invited
+him to accompany me. Down we drove. I made an inaudible speech to a
+mob, and we re-entered our carriage to return to London. In a large
+constituency like Middlesex, few know the candidates by sight.
+Irving felt it his duty to assume a _mine de circonstance_. He
+folded his arms, pressed his hat over his brows, and was every inch
+the baffled politician--defeated, sad, but yet sternly resigned to
+his fate. In this character he was so impressive that the crowd came
+to the conclusion that he was the defeated candidate. So woebegone,
+and so solemnly dignified, did he look that they were overcome with
+emotion, and, to show their sympathy, they took the horses out of the
+carriage and dragged it back to London. When they left us, I got up
+to thank them, but this did not dispel the illusion. 'Poor fellow,'
+I heard them say, as they watched Irving, 'his feelings are too much
+for him,' and they patted him, shook hands with him, and thanked
+him."[23]
+
+A _Times_ leader of November 30 made the following comments on the
+Middlesex election: "In Middlesex, the minority has been allowed not
+only a representative, but a {93} place at the head of the poll, by
+the selection of two Liberal candidates, almost avowedly in
+competition, and with some unexplained circumstance of personal
+antagonism. Though it is likely enough many of the votes have been
+split between the two successful candidates, it is evident on the
+face of the return that a better selected pair of Liberal candidates
+might have carried both seats. Few persons will quarrel with a
+result which gives one of the most important minorities in the
+kingdom a voice in Parliament, but the result is a fluke rather than
+the consequence of a sound intention or of a wise provision of law."
+
+At the General Election of 1874, Mr. Labouchere made another attempt
+to enter the House of Commons. He first offered himself at
+Southwark, but, as he was one of six Liberal candidates, he withdrew,
+and presented himself for election at Nottingham. At Nottingham also
+there was a superfluity of Liberal candidates, but two of these, Mr.
+Labouchere and Mr. Laycock, would probably have got in, had it not
+been for the determined antagonism of Mr. Heath, the Labour
+candidate, to Mr. Labouchere. It was also asserted by the leading
+Liberals of the place that the seats were lost, because Mr.
+Labouchere's advanced Radicalism scandalised the Liberal supporters.
+Be that as it may, the result of the election was that two
+Conservatives were returned for Nottingham. Mr. Labouchere was as
+usual philosophical upon the subject of his unsuccessful election:
+"When one is in," he said, "one wants to be out, and when one is out,
+one wants to be in. La Bruyère says that no married people ever pass
+a week without wishing, at least once, that they were unmarried, and
+so I suspect it is with most M.P.'s."
+
+There were many amusing stories about Mr. Labouchere current at this
+time. One of the best that appeared in the Nottingham papers during
+the election was the following: "He went to a fancy dress ball in
+London, wearing diplomatic uniform, and on presenting himself at the
+door, he was refused admission by a policeman. 'Why?' said {94} Mr.
+Labouchere. 'Because no one is allowed here in a diplomatic
+uniform,' said the 'bobby.' 'Confound your impudence,' growled the
+ex-member for Middlesex, 'I will go in.' 'Not in diplomatic dress,
+no one's to pass here in diplomatic togs,' repeated Mr. Bluebottle;
+'my order is to watch this door for that special purpose.' 'What's
+your name, scoundrel?' yelled the financial editor of the _World_;
+'my name is Labouchere, and I will enter.' 'And mine,' rejoined the
+amateur policeman, 'is Lionel Brough.' They walked upstairs
+arm-in-arm together."
+
+
+
+[1] _Times_, April 27, 1866.
+
+[2] The committee was composed as follows: Mr. John Tomlinson Hibbert
+(Chairman), Mr. Robert Dalglish, Mr. Arthur Wellesley Peel, Hon.
+Fredk. Stanley, and Major Waterhouse. It sat for six days. The
+counsel for the petitioners were: Mr. W. H. Cooke, Q.C., Mr.
+Matthews, and Mr. Campbell Bruce. For the defendants: Mr. Serjeant
+Ballantine and Mr. Biron.
+
+[3] _Times_, April 27, 1866.
+
+[4] _Times_, April 27, 1866.
+
+[5] _Hansard_, vol. 181, s. 3.
+
+[6] Herman Merivale, _Bar, Stage, and Platform_.
+
+[7] _Times_, April 2, 1867.
+
+[8] _Times_, July 5, 1867.
+
+[9] _Times_, March 19, 1868.
+
+[10] _Times_, March 25, 1868.
+
+[11] _Times_, June 24, 1868.
+
+[12] _Times_, May 29, 1868.
+
+[13] _Times_, May 1, 1868.
+
+[14] _Times_, April 21, 1868.
+
+[15] _Times_, May 15, 1868.
+
+[16] _Times_, June 17 and 24, 1868.
+
+[17] _Truth_, November 25, 1886.
+
+[18] _Times_, November 3, 1868.
+
+[19] _Times_, November 10, 1868.
+
+[20] _Times_, November 14, 1868.
+
+[21] _Times_, November 27, 1868.
+
+[22] _Truth_, April, 1878.
+
+[23] _Truth_, April 24, 1884.
+
+
+
+
+{95}
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+JOURNALISM AND THE STAGE
+
+(1864-1880)
+
+After he had been unseated for Windsor, Mr. Labouchere went abroad
+for some months, most of which time he spent at Nice. He also went
+to Florence, and was at Homburg, in 1868, just before the General
+Election. His connection with journalism began at this period, as he
+sent frequent letters to the _Daily News_, both from Nice and
+Florence. These were always remarkable for their pithiness and wit,
+although he had by no means developed the style which he brought to
+perfection two years later as "The Besieged Resident," and which made
+his fame as a journalist. In 1868, he became part proprietor of the
+_Daily News_, which it was decided to issue for the future as a penny
+paper.[1] Sir John Robinson thus describes the syndicate of which
+Mr. Labouchere became a member: "The proprietors of the _Daily News_,
+a small syndicate which never exceeded ten men, were a mixed body,
+hardly any two of whom had anything in common. The supreme control
+in the ultimate resort rested with three of them, Mr. Henry
+Oppenheim, the well-known financier, with politics of no very decided
+kind; Mr. Arnold Morley, a Right Honourable, an ex-party Whip, {96}
+and a typical ministerial Liberal; and Mr. Labouchere, the Radical,
+financier, freelance. Others had but a small holding, and
+practically did not count, save as regards any moral influence they
+might bring to bear on their colleagues at Board meetings."[2]
+
+The new editor selected for the penny _Daily News_ was Mr. Frank
+Hill, but the paper was run at a loss until the winter of 1870, when
+the special war news published in its columns caused the circulation
+to increase in one week from 50,000 to 150,000. Mr. Robinson, its
+far-seeing manager, attributed the success of the paper, at this
+period, first, to the excellence of his correspondents, and secondly,
+to his having insisted upon having the whole of his news telegraphed
+to London, instead of being transmitted by the post. The number of
+the correspondents on the staff of the _Daily News_ during the war
+was seventeen, of which the chief was Mr. Archibald Forbes, who may
+be rightly described as a prince among journalists. Henry Labouchere
+too had the main _heureuse_ where newspapers were concerned. His
+Paris letters were eagerly read all over the civilised world, the
+excitement and interest created by them being even more vehement in
+America than in London. The fortune of the _Daily News_ was made,[3]
+and from then onwards for many years the great organ of Liberalism
+grew and flourished. When Mr. Labouchere sold his share[4] in 1895
+he did so at a large profit. As I shall not have occasion to return
+again to Mr. Labouchere's financial connection with the _Daily News_,
+{97} I shall give in this place an account Mr. Lionel Robinson
+recently wrote to me of the transaction: "So many contradictory
+statements have been put forward in the press with reference to the
+late Mr. Labouchere's pecuniary interest in the _Daily News_, that
+you may not be unwilling to find space for the recollections of one
+who heard at the time, and subsequently, various versions of the
+story. My own impression, derived from personal intercourse, is that
+some time about 1868 or a little later, Mr. Labouchere purchased a
+quarter share in the newspaper for about £14,000, and further, that
+the vendor was Mr. Henry Rawson of Manchester. I do not pretend to
+know what were the annual profits of the paper, beyond the fact that
+they increased enormously during the twenty years dating from the
+Austro-Prussian War and its subsequent developments. It was,
+therefore, not surprising that when Mr. Labouchere decided to sell
+his share in the paper it should have commanded a high price. I have
+heard it, from a certain distance of time from the event, placed as
+high as £92,000, but my personal recollection is that the sum
+mentioned by Mr. Labouchere was £62,000 or thereabouts."
+
+In one of Mr. Labouchere's letters from Nice to the _Daily News_ he
+gave a characteristic account of some of his compatriots abroad. The
+following quotation from it will show the reader that, if he had not
+yet acquired the style of his later work, the spirit of it was very
+active--the spirit which made him hate mediocrity and
+pretentiousness: "Here, as in almost every foreign watering-place,
+there is a colony of English Bohemians, who live among themselves,
+give each other tea parties and such mild festivities, frequent
+charity and other public balls, abuse each other and every one else,
+pet the English clergyman or denounce his doctrines, worry their
+Consul with every kind of complaint and requirement, and keep up a
+gallant and hopeless struggle to penetrate into foreign society. As
+most of them only speak their own language, as the men, who, no
+doubt, have many {98} solid virtues, are devoid of the art of
+pleasing in a mixed society, and the women, pillars as they are of
+virtue, have little of the Siren about them, foreign society does not
+respond to their advances."[5]
+
+Labouchere was not so successful over his speculation in theatre
+property. In the October of 1867, Messrs. Telbin and Moore did up
+the New Queen's Theatre, formerly St. Martin's Hall, in Long Acre,
+and it was opened under the management of Mr. Alfred Wigan, one of
+the most accomplished comedians of the day. Mr. Alfred Wigan had a
+mysterious partner in management, and Herman Merivale, who had
+written a most successful farce, as the curtain raiser for the new
+theatre, gives a charming little account of his discovery of the
+identity of the mysterious personage. Alfred Wigan soon wanted some
+melodrama for the theatre, and Merivale wrote a play. Wigan told him
+that he must submit it to his partner. "Two or three days
+afterwards," writes Merivale, "I was sent in fear and trembling to
+the manager's room at the Queen's, to meet the mysterious partner. I
+was introduced, and, sitting at the table with a cigarette in his
+mouth, I saw Labouchere. 'Good Lord!' he said, 'are _you_ the
+eminent author?' 'Heavens!' quoth I, 'are _you_ the mysterious
+partner?'
+
+"Both of us had carefully concealed our hidden sin at the dinner
+party.[6] What struck me most was a small array of bills of the new
+play hung all round, each printed with a different title, that the
+mysterious partner might see which looked best. It was, at all
+events, bold expenditure. _Time and the Hour_ was the title that the
+authors[7] had hit upon; and Labouchere decided that it should be
+chosen. 'It's a splendid title, I think,' he said. 'Delighted that
+you {99} say so,' was my flattered answer. 'It really is, you know.
+Do for any play whatever that ever was written.'"[8]
+
+_Time and the Hour_, as it turned out, was, in its way, a kind of
+curiosity. For the cast comprised, besides Wigan himself, a whole
+bouquet of coming managers, some of whom were at the beginning of
+their professional careers. There were J. L. Toole, Lionel Brough,
+John Clayton, and Charles Wyndham. Other plays acted at the Queen's
+Theatre under Mr. Labouchere's management were Tom Taylor's _Twixt
+Axe and Crown_, and H. J. Byron's _Dearer than Life_. In the former
+the lovely Mrs. Wybert Rousby flashed for the first time in her full
+beauty on the London stage, and in the latter the cast included Henry
+Irving, J. L. Toole, John Clayton, Lionel Brough, and Charles
+Wyndham, and last, but most important of all, as Lucy, that clever
+artist and fascinating personality, Henrietta Hodson, who afterwards
+became Mrs. Labouchere. Another star at the Queen's Theatre, during
+the first year of Mr. Labouchere's management, was Ellen Terry. She
+thus describes herself playing there in the _Double Marriage_. "As
+Rose de Beaurepaire," she writes, "I wore a white muslin Directoire
+dress and looked absurdly young. There was one curtain which used to
+convulse Wyndham. He had a line, 'Whose child is this?' and there
+was I looking a mere child myself, and with a bad cold in my head
+too, answering: 'It's _bine_!' The very thought of it used to send
+us off into fits of laughter."[9]
+
+A contemporary picture of Mr. Labouchere at this time is given by Mr.
+George Augustus Sala, in his _Life and Adventures_. Mr. Labouchere
+had begged Sala to write him a play, full of exciting situations.
+"An appointment was made with him," said Sala, "to meet Halliday
+(another dramatic author) and myself at ten o'clock one evening at
+the Queen's Theatre. He was then one of the members for the County
+of Middlesex. He struck me as being in all respects a {100}
+remarkable man, full of varied knowledge, full withal of humorous
+anecdotes, and with a mother wit very pleasant to listen to. His
+conversation was to me additionally interesting, because, when I was
+in Mexico, I had gone over most of the ground which he had travelled."
+
+The first numbers of _Truth_ abound with news of the Queen's Theatre,
+and the unvarnished accounts Mr. Labouchere gave of the contretemps
+that occurred during his management, and the strange, unexpected
+things that happened, possibly contributed to the lack of
+consideration he experienced as a theatrical manager. Here is part
+of an article devoted to the art of the stage, published during the
+first year of _Truth_: "The play on which I lost most was an
+adaptation of _The Last Days of Pompeii_. Everything went wrong in
+this piece. I wanted to have--after the manner of the
+ancients--acrobats dancing on the tight rope over the heads of the
+guests at a feast. The guests, however, absolutely declined to be
+danced over. Only one acrobat made his appearance. A rope was
+stretched for him, behind the revellers, and I trusted to stage
+illusion for the rest. The acrobat was a stout negro. Instead of
+lightly tripping it upon his rope, he moved about like an elephant,
+and finally fell off his rope, like a stricken buffalo. In the
+second act the head of a statue was to fall off, and to crush Mr.
+Ryder, who was a magician. There was a man inside the statue, whose
+mission was to push over its head. With folded arms and stern air,
+Mr. Ryder gazed at the statue, awaiting the portentous event that was
+to crush him to the earth, notwithstanding the mystic power that he
+wielded. The head remained firm on its neck. The man inside had
+solaced himself with so much beer, that he was drunk and incapable,
+and Mr. Ryder had, much to the amazement of the audience, to knock
+down the head that was to crush him. In the third act the stage
+represented a Roman amphitheatre. In the midst of a gorgeously
+dressed crowd sat Mr. Ryder. 'Bring forth the lion!' he said. The
+audience thrilled at the idea {101} of a real lion being marched on
+to the stage. Now I had no lion, and I had discarded the idea of
+putting a lion skin on a donkey. An attendant therefore walked in
+and said, 'Sir, the lion will not come.' Those of the audience who
+were not hissing, roared with laughter. The last act was to
+represent the eruption of Vesuvius and the destruction of Pompeii.
+The mountain had only been painted just in time for the 'first
+night.' I had never seen it. What was my horror when the curtain
+rose upon a temple with a sort of large sugar loaf behind it. At
+first I could not imagine what was the meaning of this sugar loaf.
+But when it proceeded to emit crackers I found that it was
+_Vesuvius_!"[10]
+
+Sometimes he let the theatre, and on that subject he was almost
+pathetic: "Whenever this theatre is to let," he wrote, "I am
+complimented by numerous persons with proposals which prove that I am
+regarded by them as the most credulous and confiding of human
+beings--hardly indeed a human being, but a simple, convenient lamb
+... nothing that I can do convinces them that I am not a lamb covered
+with nice long wool and eager to be shorn. On these occasions I
+remember that the tempering of the wind to the shorn lamb is, after
+all, but a poetical figure, and therefore I take care to meet the
+tempest with a fleece on my back."[11] He had not a high opinion of
+dramatic artists, as men of business. "I confess," he said, "that
+for my own part I have never understood the meaning of high art in
+its dignified aspect. I never, in the course of my existence, came
+across one of its votaries--painter, sculptor, author, or
+architect--who was ready to sacrifice one farthing of his own at its
+shrine. I once was the owner of a theatre, and I was perpetually at
+war with authors and actors who wanted me to ruin myself on the altar
+of high art, but I soon found that this was a term which they used
+for their own fads. Once I produced a play by Charles Reade. It was
+a failure, and on the first night I was sitting with him in a box.
+'They {102} seem to be hissing, Mr. Reade,' I said. 'What of that?'
+he replied; 'if you want to please such a public as this, you should
+not come to me for a play.'"[12] He had an amusing story too to
+relate of how he rode roughshod over Tom Taylor's artistic prejudices
+by insisting upon a chemical fire being lit upon the stage at his
+production of the latter's _Joan of Arc_, in the flames of which the
+heroine (Mrs. Rousby) was to perish realistically, instead of being
+wafted to Heaven in the arms of angels, as the author had planned she
+should be. But the story of his theatre-management days that he was
+fondest of telling was in connection with the late Sir Henry Irving.
+The latter, at a big banquet he gave to a party of his friends, was
+relating some of the events of his professional career. "And to
+think, Labby," he said, turning to his old friend, "that I was once
+receiving five pounds a week from you!" "Three pounds, Henry, my
+boy," retorted Labouchere quickly, "only three."
+
+He professed the greatest contempt, and considering the financial
+failure of his management of the Queen's Theatre, perhaps naturally
+so, for those stingy votaries of pleasure who were always cadging him
+for orders for his theatre. "Theirs," he said, "is the meanest, most
+sneaky and contemptible form of beggary." But he got the better of
+one of these beggars. One day his tailor asked him for an order. He
+sent it to him, but the next morning he sent the tailor an "order"
+entitling the bearer to a new suit of clothes. The tailor, realising
+the tit for tat, sensibly complied with the request, but ever
+afterwards bought his tickets for the "Queen's" in the conventional
+manner. Another set of persons who encountered his righteous wrath
+in his theatre days were the would-be dramatic authors. He described
+how hundreds of worthless plays were sent him, resembling, in their
+incoherence and lack of perspective, the crude pencil drawings of
+infants. He gave in _Truth_ the opening of one of them, further than
+which, he explained, he did not read: {103} "The broad Mississippi is
+seen rolling its turbid flood towards the ocean, and carrying with it
+the debris of a village. Steamers come and go on its surface. On a
+frail raft a man and a woman are crossing the river. Enter the
+negroes from a plantation monotonously singing."[13]
+
+He attributed the failure of his own adaptation of Sardou's _La
+Patrie_ to the narrow powers of appreciation possessed by Londoners.
+"They fancy," he wrote, "that no drama or melodrama can be good,
+which does not conform to certain rules. The heroine must be the
+purest and the best of her sex; she must engage in a struggle with
+adverse circumstances, and with bad men; and she must emerge, in the
+last act, triumphant. The audience, in fact, must leave the theatre,
+not only pleased with her acting, but with her. Now, the heroine of
+_Fatherland_ is Dolores, and the plot turns upon her betrayal of her
+husband. This was fatal to the success of the play, but it is an
+open question whether it ought to have been fatal to it.
+Conventionalism is the bane of advance in art."
+
+All things considered, it was not surprising that Mr. Labouchere's
+proprietorship of the Queen's Theatre was a financial failure.
+Joseph Hatton gives a curious description of the way in which Mr.
+Labouchere managed the business, the facts of which he got from the
+same personal interview already quoted: "Sometimes he brought out
+plays himself. He generally lost by them, but now and then had a
+success. Occasionally in the preparations for a new production he
+would go abroad. When particularly wanted by the management, he
+could not be found. The work went on, however, all the same, and so
+did the loss. Once he was advised to cram the house for a week with
+orders, so that nobody could get in. The traditional 'Full' was
+posted at all the entrances. He did this on condition that, after a
+week, every one should be compelled to pay. When the second week
+came the house was empty. Then the actors complained. {104} They
+could not act to empty benches. 'Why don't you draw?' was
+Labouchere's reply to their grievance. 'Draw! confound it! Why
+don't you draw?' He announced Shakespearean revivals, proposing to
+produce one new play of the bard's in splendid style every year.
+Notices were put up at all the entrances, inviting the audiences to
+vote on the piece. For a long time he worked up quite an excitement
+by posting up the result of the voting. 'This was a capital idea; it
+increased the number who paid at the door immensely.' Nevertheless
+the Queen's did not prove a success, and it has lately been converted
+into a co-operative store."[14]
+
+At every period of his life, Mr. Labouchere displayed all the
+happiest characteristics of the Bohemian, or, what comes to the same
+thing, the instincts of the real aristocrat. He was comfortably at
+home in whatever social milieu he happened to find himself--a camp of
+nomadic Indians, a Court ball, a rowdy hustings, the manager's room
+of a London theatre, the _vie intime_ of a royal country house, or
+the bourgeois domesticity of a thrifty German home--and he was
+welcomed and appreciated in every one of them--except by the prigs
+and the bores.
+
+He knew his London well. "I have lived in London many years. I have
+known the seamy side of London life for far more than a quarter of a
+century, and am familiar with every detail of the 'old days' as they
+are called. I can compare the present with the past, decency with
+disgust, order with license, and remember the time when we supped in
+a cellar under the Portico, where the Pall Mall restaurant now
+stands, when the Haymarket cafés were open as long as customers
+patronised them. I can recall the nights when Panton Street and
+Jermyn Street were lined with watchmen and confederates, and
+admittance was only gained to certain favoured meeting-places by
+giving a sign, or peeping through a slit in the door or guichet....
+I have seen a Chancellor {105} and a Cabinet Minister watching with
+amused gaze a scene, which was at least decorous on the surface, at
+the Argyll Rooms in Windmill Street, and, listening to excellent
+music, I have sat unnoticed up in the corner of the old Holborn
+Casino, where the Holborn restaurant now stands. I have seen some
+wild scenes at the Foley Street rooms (Mott's) in the early hours of
+the morning, and hideous scenes at 222 Piccadilly--the 'Pic' as it
+was then called--since pulled down and destroyed for the now palatial
+Criterion. In the warm summer nights I have driven down to Cremorne,
+and wandered there till the daylight, in lilac and purple, came out
+above the tall trees and put out the yellow glare of the gas. I have
+even condescended to the decorous dissipation of Caldwell's dancing
+rooms, beloved by milliners, and now turned into a National School.
+I have been an eye-witness of the ups and downs of London life, and
+the so-called humours of the West End. I have observed the contest
+between common-sense and prudery, between the men of liberal mind and
+those determined to make the vicious virtuous by Act of Parliament.
+I have lived through the changes of licensing rules and closing
+hours, and seen one place of amusement after another shut up and
+confiscated--the decorous tarred with the same brush as the dirty.
+Cremorne and the Holborn Casino bombarded equally with Mott's and the
+Piccadilly Saloon,..." he wrote in the course of an article, which
+ended with one of the most powerful indictments of British virtue
+ever published,[15] and it was during the sixteen years that elapsed
+between his departure from the Diplomatic Service and his entrance to
+the House as the "Christian" member for Northampton that he acquired
+most of his vast experimental knowledge of the artistic and vagabond
+side of human nature about town.
+
+He was close upon fifty when he entered upon his serious
+Parliamentary life, which was, as all who knew him well are {106}
+aware, but a phase, though an important one, in his extraordinarily
+varied career. Three episodes stand out with clearness, apart from
+his abortive electioneering experiences already described, in the
+years between 1864 and his first Northampton election--his residence
+in Paris throughout the siege, his connection with the _World_, as
+its financial editor, and his founding of his own weekly publication,
+_Truth_. The first of these is described in a separate chapter, and
+so, with equal necessity, is the third. For an account of how he
+came to be on the staff of the World we must go to the
+_Recollections_ of the late Mr. Edmund Yates himself, who relates
+that, previous to launching the first number of his journal upon the
+public, he had issued a very original prospectus. "I had also sent a
+prospectus to Mr. Henry Labouchere," he continued, "with whom I had a
+slight acquaintance, and whose services as a literary freelance
+might, I thought, be utilised. Some days after, I saw Mr. Labouchere
+on the Cup Day at Ascot, seated on the box of a coach. I asked him
+if he had heard from me, and he said, 'Oh, yes,' adding that he
+'thought the prospectus very funny.' 'But,' I said, 'will you help
+us in carrying it out--will you be one of us?' 'You don't mean to
+say,' he replied, 'that you actually mean to start a paper of the
+kind set forth?' I told him most assuredly we did, and that we
+wanted his assistance. He laughed more than ever, and said he would
+let me know about it. A few days after, I heard from him, proposing
+to write a series of city articles, which he actually commenced in
+the second number."
+
+Labouchere's preliminary article in the _World_[16] was extremely
+droll. It began as follows: "Some years ago, Mr. John F. Walker,
+having derived a considerable fortune from cheating at cards in
+Mississippi steamboats, determined to enjoy his well-earned gains in
+his native city of New York, and purchased an excellent house in that
+metropolis. In order to add to his income he advertised that he was
+a {107} 'reformed gambler,' and, for a consideration, would instruct
+novices in all the tricks of his trade. Mr. Walker was universally
+esteemed by his fellow-citizens, and died last year, greatly
+regretted by a numerous body of friends and admirers. In casting
+about for the city editor for our journal, we have fallen upon a
+gentleman, who, by promoting rotten companies, puffing worthless
+stock, and other disreputable, but strictly legal, devices, has
+earned a modest competence. He resides in a villa at Clapham, he
+attends church every Sunday with exemplary regularity, and is the
+centre of a most respectable circle of friends; many of his old
+associates still keep up their acquaintance with him, and therefore
+he is in a position to know all that passes in the city. This
+reformed speculator we have engaged to write our city article."
+
+The staff of writers selected by Mr. Yates for the first year of the
+_World_ was a singularly efficient one. It comprised, besides Mr.
+Labouchere, Mr. T. H. S. Escott, Dr. Birkbeck Hill, Lord Winchelsea
+(who contributed articles on racing and turf matters), M. Camilla
+Barrère, Mrs. Lynn Linton, Mr. F. I. Scudamore, Mr. Archibald Forbes,
+and Mr. Henry Lucy (who commenced, in the eighth number, his series
+of Parliamentary Sketches, "Under the Clock"). But, in spite of the
+excellent writers engaged on its production, the _World_ did not sell
+well. Again it was the _main heureuse_ of Henry Labouchere that gave
+the necessary push to make the new weekly go. Mr. Yates writes as
+follows: "Mr. Labouchere was dealing with City matters in a way which
+they had never been dealt with before, and ruthlessly attacking and
+denouncing Mr. Sampson, the city editor of the _Times_, whose
+position and virtue had hitherto been considered impregnable. All
+these features ... received due appreciation from our provincial
+_confrères_, and the 'trade,' but, as yet, they seemed to have made
+no impression on the public. We were in the desperate condition of
+having a good article to sell without the power of making that fact
+known. At last, and just in the nick of time, we obtained the
+requisite {108} public notice, and without paying anything for it. A
+stockbroker, a member of the Stock Exchange, who conceived himself
+likely to be attacked for certain practices by Mr. Labouchere in the
+city article, threatened to horsewhip that gentleman, should such
+observations appear, and Mr. Labouchere had the would-be assailant
+brought before the Lord Mayor for threatening to commit a breach of
+the peace. The case was really a trivial one, and it was settled by
+the defendant being bound over in sureties for good behaviour. But
+it had been argued at full length, each side being represented by
+eminent lawyers; Mr. Thesiger, Q.C., appeared for the defendant and
+Mr. (afterwards Sir) George Lewis for Mr. Labouchere. A great deal
+was said about the _World_, and its determination to purge Capel
+Court of all engaged in iniquitous dealings. All that was said was
+reported at length in the daily papers. The effect was
+instantaneous; the circulation rose at once, and the next week showed
+a very large increase of advertisements."
+
+The case, as Mr. Yates says, was a trivial one, but remarkable for
+Mr. Labouchere's irresistibly funny way of giving evidence. It was
+tried on October 14, 1874, at the Guild Hall, and in answer to the
+Lord Mayor, he gave the most absurd account of the assault as it
+occurred:
+
+"'I said to him (Mr. Abbott): "I presume that if you were attacked in
+a newspaper unfairly, you would bring an action for libel, and if you
+won it you would get heavy damages." He replied: "I should not go
+into Court; I know what newspapers want; they always want to go into
+Court, it is a fine advertisement for them. I should horsewhip the
+man." "Well," I said, "under the circumstances, the observation is a
+personal one, and I reply to you, in the words of Dr. Johnson, 'I
+shall not be deterred from unmasking a scoundrel by the menaces of a
+ruffian.'" He then said he presumed I meant this for him, or
+something of that sort. I said, "Well, it looks like it. You were
+just now talking about horsewhipping; why don't you begin?"'
+
+{109}
+
+"_Mr. Thesiger_: 'In that tone of voice?'
+
+"'Very much like that,' drawled on Mr. Labouchere. 'He then stared
+at me, and I repeated: "Well, why don't you begin?" I don't know
+what his object was, but he rolled himself about and threw up his
+hands. I presume he intended to frighten me by an exhibition of what
+he imagined to be a pugilistic attitude more than anything else. I
+again said: "Why do you not begin?" He then hit me a blow."
+
+"Have you any fear of Mr. Abbott?" asked Mr. Lewis, later on in the
+proceedings. "Well, no," replied Mr. Labouchere. "When I was at
+Spezia, I used to bathe a good deal in the Gulf and there were a
+quantity of porpoises--" But what Mr. Abbott's behaviour had to with
+porpoises, was never revealed to the Court, for, in spite of the
+hisses of the audience, who wanted to hear the end of Mr.
+Labouchere's story, Mr. Thesiger interrupted, saying sharply: "This
+is really making a farce of a Court of Justice."
+
+"I am a calculator, not a speculator," was one of Labouchere's
+retorts to Mr. Thesiger. "A distinction," said Mr. Thesiger, when
+summing up for his client, "that Mr. Labouchere will be able to
+explain to his own satisfaction, but perhaps not to that of other
+people."
+
+Mr. Grenville Murray was another able writer on the staff of the
+_World_, and was for some time Mr. Yates's partner in the
+proprietorship of the paper, but the partnership was dissolved
+because Mr. Yates disapproved of Murray's repeated attacks upon Lord
+Derby. It would have been well if Mr. Labouchere had been as prudent
+as Mr. Yates. When Mr. Labouchere started _Truth_, he persuaded Mr.
+Grenville Murray to write some of his "Queer Stories," and it was one
+of these that brought upon the editor of _Truth_ the wrath, never to
+be assuaged, of a very important personage. Mr. Labouchere told me
+once that, by some accident, he never saw the "Queer Story" in
+question, until it had actually appeared in print. Had he done so,
+he should never have {110} permitted its publication. Reference had
+already been made to Mr. Labouchere's somewhat imprudent championship
+of the ex-Consul of Odessa, but, when it was asserted in a much-read
+weekly that Mr. Labouchere was the proprietor of the Queen's
+_Messenger_,[17] he was obliged to send the following letter to the
+_Times_:
+
+
+2 BOLTON STREET, July 5, 1869.
+
+SIR,--Having been informed that the proprietorship of the _Queen's
+Messenger_ has been attributed to me by a weekly newspaper, I shall
+be much obliged to you to allow me a space in your columns to deny
+the statement. I have not, and never had, directly or indirectly,
+anything to do with the _Queen's Messenger_.
+
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+An old member of the staff of the _World_, in a recently published
+article commenting upon certain unintentional misstatements of a
+definite nature that had appeared from time to time in the press in
+connection with the two gifted editors respectively of the _World_
+and _Truth_, said, after dealing with one relating to Mr.
+Labouchere's supposed partnership with Mr. Yates: "Equally contrary
+to fact is the statement, even more generally made and accepted, that
+Mr. Labouchere severed his connection with the _World_, and founded
+_Truth_, as the sequel of personal differences between himself and
+his sometime editor. No such personal differences occurred at any
+period; and, though Yates would have been more than human if he had
+rejoiced at the decision of a particularly able member of his staff
+to leave him, in order to start another journal, planned on parallel
+lines and appealing to the same {111} public, he was far too shrewd a
+man of the world to show any sense of grievance or resentment. It
+happened that the news of Mr. Labouchere's project first reached his
+editor's ears through the medium of a third person; and on being
+challenged by Yates, as to the truth of the rumour, the imperturbable
+'Labby' characteristically replied that he had decided for the future
+to have a pair of boots of his own with which to do his own kicking.
+Rivals, in a journalistic sense, as they thenceforth necessarily
+became, the friendly personal relations between the two were
+maintained to the last, and the weekly mutual corrections of 'Henry'
+by 'Edmund' and vice versa, which caused so much diversion to the
+readers of both papers, were conducted at all times in an entirely
+amicable spirit."[18]
+
+Mr. Montesquieu Bellew, another journalist of that time, was an
+_intime_ of Mr. Labouchere's. On the occasion of Mr. Bellew's son
+choosing the stage as his profession, Mr. Labouchere took the
+opportunity of writing in _Truth_ a racy article, in which he related
+the whole story of his friendship and travels in company with this
+most unconventional parson. They must indeed have been a queer pair,
+and it is interesting to imagine the effect they must have produced
+together at the various _tables d'hôte_ and social functions they
+attended on their journey. They became acquainted in this wise. Mr.
+Labouchere was idling one day on the steps of his hotel at Venice,
+when he noticed a gentleman paying his bill and tipping the porters
+preparatory to taking his departure. His carriage was waiting for
+him at the door. "Where are you going?" said Mr. Labouchere, on the
+impulse of the moment. "To the Holy Land," replied the stranger.
+"Wait five minutes," replied Labouchere, "and I will come with you."
+He flew to his room and flung his clothes into his portmanteau and
+joined Mr. Bellew, who was waiting for him. He did not, however,
+discover the identity of his travelling companion until they reached
+Jerusalem, although he knew that he was {112} a clergyman, because
+every night before retiring to rest Mr. Bellew pressed a manuscript
+sermon into his hand, for "night-reading." At Jerusalem, Mr. Bellew
+broke to him that, his bishop being in the place, he should probably
+be asked to preach in the English Church. Labouchere took this as a
+hint that Mr. Bellew would like him to be present, so he made his
+plans accordingly. Finding out at what precise moment of the service
+the sermon would begin, he marched into the church with great
+impressiveness, at the head of a large band of Arabs and others, whom
+he had bribed to accompany him. This, he explained afterwards to
+Bellew, was to create in the bishop's mind the impression that Bellew
+was such a prodigy of piety that even the inhabitants of the country
+places of Syria had heard of his fame and were come in flocks to gaze
+upon him. The bishop's annoyance on the occasion he assured Bellew
+was entirely due to his jealousy of his more popular _confrère_.
+They quarrelled on the journey. Bellew pointed out to Labouchere a
+small stream. "That," he said, "is the source of the Jordan."
+Labouchere pointed out another stream, declaring that that and that
+alone was the source of the Jordan. They argued the matter hotly,
+but Labouchere was not aware how deeply Bellew had taken the affair
+to heart, until he found himself in bed that night with no manuscript
+sermon under his pillow. But Bellew was a Christian and a man of
+tact. The next day in the course of their wanderings, they came upon
+another minute trickle of water. "That," said Bellew, with a note of
+conciliation in his voice, "is the source of the Jordan; we were both
+in the wrong yesterday." "Of course it is," assented Labouchere;
+"how in the world we came to make such a mistake I can't imagine."
+From Jerusalem they went on to the Dead Sea. Bellew had
+picturesque-looking long white hair, which he would comb and arrange
+before a looking-glass that accompanied him on all his travels. This
+looking-glass got upon Labouchere's nerves, so one day "I got hold of
+it," he related, "and sent it to join Sodom and Gomorrah beneath the
+{113} gloomy waters that stretched out beneath us. The next night,
+we pitched our tent in the desert. Dire was the confusion on rising.
+The looking-glass could not be found. I held my tongue respecting
+its fate. Probably some day or another some eminent explorer, poking
+about the bottom of the Dead Sea, will fish up this looking-glass,
+and we shall have archæologists divided in opinion, one half proving
+that it belonged to a lady of Sodom and the other half that it was
+the property of a gentleman of Gomorrah. Bellew was equal to the
+occasion. He managed to arrange his hair by looking into the back of
+a dessert spoon."[19] Mr. Bellew contributed a most interesting
+account of his journey to the East in the first number of _Temple
+Bar_ called "Over Babylon to Baalbeck."[20] He does not, however,
+mention in it his travelling companion, nor any of the incidents
+referred to by Mr. Labouchere in his account of the same journey.
+Mr. Bellew subsequently joined the Church of Rome, and died in 1874.
+On one of Mr. Labouchere's frequent visits to Italy, he met Dumas
+_père_, with whom he had an amusing adventure. Strolling into a
+restaurant at Genoa for breakfast, he perceived Dumas at another
+table, and, seated by his side, a very pretty girl, dressed like a
+Circassian boy, young enough to be Dumas's granddaughter. To
+continue the story in his own words: "Dumas told me that they had
+just landed from a yacht and were spending the day in Genoa. He
+introduced the girl to me as Emile. After luncheon he proposed that
+we should all take a carriage, and go and see a show villa in the
+neighbourhood. When we reached the villa, we were told that it was
+not open to the public on that day. 'Inform your master,' said Dumas
+to the servant, 'that Alexandre Dumas is at his door.' The servant
+returned, and told us that we could enter. We were ushered into a
+dining-room, presenting a typically Italian domestic scene. The
+father and mother of the family were present, and several well-grown
+boys and girls. Dumas was somewhat taken aback for a {114} moment,
+but introduced Emile and me vaguely as '_mes enfants_.' As we were
+asked to sit down to coffee we made ourselves at home. Afterwards
+the owner showed us his garden. He and Dumas walked first. Emile
+and I wandered about hand-in-hand to denote our brotherly and
+sisterly affection. The Circassian was in a playful mood, and told
+me that Dumas was of a jealous disposition, which grandfathers
+sometimes are. He had one eye on the beauties of the garden and the
+other on his children. 'What are you doing?' said Dumas. I replied
+that I was embracing my sister. As he could not well object to this,
+for once, I think, I got the better of the lady's eminent
+grandfather." He had a story too of the younger Dumas. Labouchere
+was at the wedding of Mlle. Maria Dumas, and her brother, on coming
+to the sacristy with all the family friends for the signature of the
+register, looked at the document for a minute, as if perusing it
+carefully, and then said with mock gravity, "The accused have nothing
+further to add for their defence? Be it so!" And then he signed.
+
+Mr. Labouchere's curiosity at this period of his life was insatiable.
+He wanted to know what it felt like to be a criminal about to be
+hanged. So, having procured an invitation to see all over Newgate,
+he carried out his experiment, and described his sensations in the
+columns of the _Daily News_. After giving a vivid account of the
+prison and some of its inmates, he wrote the following realistic
+lines: "And now we were led through a long stone passage open to the
+sky. This was the Newgate graveyard. Beneath each flag is the
+corpse of a murderer, and on the walls opposite are their initials,
+which have been cut by the warders to guide them through this
+murderous labyrinth. At the other end of the passage is the
+execution yard. The scaffold is put up the night before an
+execution, in a corner close by the door through which the condemned
+prisoner issues. The court is surrounded by high gloomy walls, and
+looks like the ante-chamber of Hades. I asked the warder whether in
+his opinion murderers {115} preferred being executed in public or
+private. He opined the former. 'The crowd keeps them up,' he said.
+'They are not so firm, now it takes place in private.' I understand
+this feeling. If I were going to be hanged myself I should like the
+ceremony to take place _coram populo_. I should feel myself already
+dead in that dreary yard; and I should prefer, I imagine, after weeks
+or months of prison life, to have one more look at the world, even
+though that world were a howling mob, before quitting it for ever.
+
+"We passed through the chapel and were shown the chair on which the
+prisoners condemned to death are perched--in obedience to what seems
+to me a barbarous custom--to hear their last sermon, and then we
+entered the 'Press Room.' It is a room of moderate size with plain
+deal tables, benches, and cupboards. One of these latter the warder
+opened, and showed us Jack Sheppard's chains, and other interesting
+relics, which are as religiously preserved as though they had
+belonged to saints. A leather sort of harness was also brought out.
+It consisted of two belts with straps attached to the lower one for
+the wrists. This is the murderer's last dress, and with it round him
+he walks to the scaffold. I tried it on, and when my hands were
+buckled to my side, I pictured to myself my sensations if I had been
+waiting to fall into the procession to the neighbouring yard. I
+heard my funeral bell toll; I saw the ordinary by my side; the
+warders telling me that my time was up; Calcraft bustling about eager
+to begin. So strong was the impression that I hastened to get out of
+the prison, and was not fully convinced that I was not going to be
+hanged until I found myself in the midst of a crowd in Fleet Street,
+who, for reasons best known to themselves, were cheering the
+'Claimant,' who was issuing from a shop, while a chimney sweep who
+was passing by was welcomed as Bogle, being mistaken for that dusky
+retainer."[21]
+
+With reference to the "Claimant," Mr. George Augustus {116} Sala has
+a curious story to relate about him and Mr. Labouchere, who, of
+course, took the greatest interest in the famous trial. "I saw a
+great deal of the Claimant during 1872," says Mr. Sala, "and I
+remember once dining with him and the late Mr. Serjeant Ballantine at
+the house of Mr. Labouchere, who then resided in Bolton Street,
+Piccadilly. The senior member for Northampton had, upon occasion, a
+curious way of putting things; and over the walnuts and the wine--of
+which our host was not a partaker--he startled us all by coolly
+asking his obese guest, 'Are you Arthur Orton?' 'Good Heavens, Mr.
+Labouchere,' exclaimed the stout litigant, 'what do you mean?' 'Oh,
+nothing in particular,' quoth Mr. Labouchere; 'help yourself to some
+more claret.'"[22]
+
+Mr. Labouchere however afterwards was quite convinced that the
+Claimant was not Orton. When the latter was released from penal
+servitude in 1884, he published the following reminiscence:
+
+"It is a curious fact that during his trial the London papers sold
+more copies than during the Franco-Prussian War, or any other recent
+eventful epoch. I confess that it never was proved absolutely to my
+mind that he was Arthur Orton; on the other hand, whilst there was
+the strongest presumption that he was, he entirely failed to make out
+that he was Sir Roger Tichborne. I remember once during the trial,
+in company with Mr. G. A. Sala, passing an evening with the 'stout
+nobleman' at his hotel in Jermyn Street. We found him very pleasant,
+and he told us many tales of his existence in Australia. He
+certainly had a wonderful command over his features. On that last
+day of the civil trial, the room at the hotel was filled with
+adherents, many of whom were Tichborne bondholders. Suddenly the
+Claimant walked in. He leant against the mantelpiece, took his cigar
+out of his mouth, and announced the fatal news. Great was the
+excitement, great was the despair and {117} the indignation. But the
+Claimant calmly smoked on, apparently the only person in the room who
+had no sort of interest in the matter."[23]
+
+Soon after Mr. Labouchere's founding of _Truth_, he became involved
+in several lawsuits, the most famous of which, at this period, was
+the one which indirectly led to his expulsion from the Beefsteak
+Club. He invariably commented with great wit and asperity upon his
+enemies, frustrated and otherwise, in the columns of his paper, and
+there is no doubt that its enormous popularity depended in large
+degree upon the fearlessness and unconventionality with which he
+attacked all persons of high degree and low, guilty of injustice,
+bullying, _snobisme_, or wilfully ignorant prejudice, who, for long,
+had been silently endured by their weaker brethren, for no other
+reason than because there had never before been a--Labby.
+
+Sometimes he was accused by an envious press of being a liar. The
+title he had chosen for his paper possibly provoked the criticism.
+He was rather sensitive on the subject, and expressed a certain
+amount of annoyance whenever the well-known ditty of Sir Henry
+Bridges, "Labby in our Abbey," which was published in M. A. P., was
+mentioned.[24] In _Truth_ he once produced what may be called an
+apposite alibi when confronted by the accusation. Some correspondent
+had referred rather pointedly to the existence of Lying Clubs in the
+last century. "There is no occasion to go back to the last century
+to prove the existence of Lying Clubs," {118} he wrote. "When I was
+at Bishop-Auckland in County Durham, a few years ago, I found a Lying
+Club existing and flourishing. There were different grades of
+proficiency. If a man could not lie at all, he was expelled. If he
+lied rather badly, he was given another trial. I never knew any one
+expelled. I was blackballed."
+
+
+
+[1] _The Daily News_ was the first Liberal daily paper to be
+published in London and at first cost fivepence. It was afterwards
+reduced to threepence.
+
+[2] Sir John Robinson, _Fifty Years of Fleet Street_.
+
+[3] It was humorously said at the period that Mr. Robinson (the
+Manager of the _Daily News_) and Count Bismarck were the only persons
+who had gained by the war, and that only the former deserved to do so.
+
+[4] Mr. Labouchere gave the following reasons for severing his
+connection with the _Daily News_. "On Mr. Gladstone's withdrawal
+from public life," he wrote in _Truth_, "the party, or rather a
+majority of the officialdom of the party became tainted with
+Birmingham imperialism. My convictions did not allow me to be
+connected with a newspaper which supported a clique of intriguers
+that had captured the Liberal ship, and that accepted blindly these
+intriguers as the representatives of Liberalism in regard to our
+foreign policy."
+
+[5] _Daily News_, Feb. 8, 1869.
+
+[6] Merivale and Labouchere had recently met at a dinner party at the
+house of the former's father.
+
+[7] Merivale had collaborated with Palgrave Simpson in the
+construction of the play.
+
+[8] Herman Merivale, _Bar, Stage, and Platform_.
+
+[9] Ellen Terry, _The Story of my Life_.
+
+[10] _Truth_, August 16, 1877.
+
+[11] _Ibid._, June 12, 1877.
+
+[12] _Truth_, Nov. 12, 1887.
+
+[13] _Truth_, November 8, 1877.
+
+[14] Joseph Hatton, _Journalistic London_.
+
+[15] "The Ghastly Gaymarket," _Truth_, Dec. 8, 1881.
+
+[16] _The World_, July 15, 1874.
+
+[17] Mr. Grenville Murray, who was the editor of the _Queen's
+Messenger_, was assaulted by Lord Carrington on account of an article
+he wrote about the latter's father, and out of the case which Mr.
+Grenville Murray brought against Lord Carrington arose Mr. Murray's
+prosecution for perjury, which resulted in his departure from
+England. He died in Paris in 1881. It was at the time of the
+scandal aroused by the article for which Lord Carrington assaulted
+Grenville Murray, that Mr. Labouchere was accused of being the
+proprietor of the paper.
+
+[18] _The World_, Jan. 23, 1912.
+
+[19] _Truth_, October 11, 1877.
+
+[20] _Temple Bar_, December 1, 1860.
+
+[21] _Daily News_, February 19, 1872.
+
+[22] G. A. Sala, _Life and Adventures_.
+
+[23] _Truth_, October 23, 1884.
+
+[24] The first and last verses are as follows:
+
+ Of all the boys that are so smart
+ There's none like crafty Labby;
+ He learns the secret of each heart,
+ And lives near our Abbey;
+ There is no lawyer in the land
+ That's half as sharp as Labby;
+ He is a demon in the art
+ And guileless as a babby!
+
+ The ministers and members all
+ Make game of truthful Labby,
+ Though but for him it's said they'd be
+ A sleepy set and flabby;
+ And when their seven long years are out,
+ They hope to bury Labby;
+ Ah then how peacefully he'll lie,
+ But not in our Abbey!
+
+
+
+
+{119}
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+THE BESIEGED RESIDENT
+
+(Sept., 1870-Feb., 1871)
+
+Mr. Labouchere was a famous raconteur and of the reminiscences he
+loved to recount there was no more riveting a series than the one
+relating his experiences as a journalist during the siege of Paris.
+According to the _Times_[1] nothing that he ever achieved in
+journalism or literature excelled or perhaps equalled the letters of
+a "Besieged Resident," which he sent from Paris to the _Daily News_,
+in the autumn and winter of 1870 and 1871. The correspondent of the
+_Daily News_ in Paris at that period was the late Mr. George Morland
+Crawford, who had occupied the position since 1851. Mr. Crawford had
+already made Mr. Labouchere's acquaintance in the early sixties, when
+the latter was an attaché at Frankfort, and they had met again later
+on at Homburg. It had been the intention of Mr. Crawford to remain
+at his post in Paris, when an unexpected offer from Henry Labouchere
+to replace him temporarily caused him to alter his plans.
+
+Mrs. Crawford has given a graphic account[2] of how Labouchere took
+her husband's place as correspondent. He had been in Paris with the
+exception of some excursions into the country for several weeks, and
+had invited {120} Mr. Crawford to dine with him at Durand's on the
+night of September 17. The party was to have included Aurélien
+Scholl, celebrated then as a wit, Got of the Comédie Française, Dr.
+Alan Herbert, and Mr. Frank Lawley. However, the uncertainty of
+immediate events and the general rush of departure from the capital
+obliged Labouchere to put off his party. He went at about six
+o'clock to the Café du Vaudeville to find Mr. Crawford--first to tell
+him that the dinner was countermanded, and then to propose to take
+his place as correspondent in Paris, whilst he, Mr. Crawford, should
+go to Tours. Mrs. Crawford happened to be with her husband at the
+café, and she thus describes the impression Labouchere made upon her:
+
+"Labby looked a young man on this, to me, memorable evening, but, at
+the close of the siege, frightened Odo Russell by looking almost an
+old one. Before my husband, who was writing, introduced us he began
+to talk to me and I could not make him out, but at once enjoyed his
+company. He had a very pleasing and intelligent face, I thought
+spoke a little like an American (he had been escorting a party of
+American young ladies to Rouen), had high caste manners, but with
+naturalness, and much that was the reverse of that affectation of
+owlish wisdom or cordial dodgery then rife in the diplomatic world.
+I saw that he was somebody, both on his own account, and from
+education, and thought that he might be some Don brought up in
+England, who had made himself the president of a South American
+Republic."
+
+As soon as Mr. Crawford had finished his writing, Labouchere broached
+the subject of the _Daily News_. He said: "A fancy seized me, as
+Sheffield (of the British Embassy) told me you had sent your little
+children to England, and your wife had resolved to stay through the
+siege and give you what help she can. It is to take your place as
+correspondent of the _Daily News_, and to send you into the
+provinces. As I am a proprietor of the paper, Robinson won't object
+to this arrangement. It would be an excellent thing {121} for my
+heirs were I to stop a bullet or die of starvation, but were anything
+of the sort to befall you it would be calamitous for you and yours.
+You need not leave me the six weeks' provisions which Sheffield told
+me you laid in, but can give them to poor neighbours. I can always
+get as much fresh mutton as I want from the porter of the British
+Embassy, who has orders to this effect. There is a flock of ewes and
+wethers on the grounds there, to browse on the grass and eat the hay
+laid in for the horses of Lord Lyons, before he had directions from
+Granville to go to Tours to watch events there. The only person at
+the Embassy is the porter. We two will have more mutton than we can
+eat even if the siege lasts long. The porter knows how to grow
+potatoes and mushrooms in an empty cellar, so that we two shall have
+not only meat but dainties to vary the dishes. I have arranged to
+have rooms at the Grand Hotel, so you see I shall be in clover."
+
+Mrs. Crawford, who did not the least believe he was in earnest,
+protested that she was not at all afraid of remaining in Paris, but
+Labouchere persisted in his persuasions.
+
+"If you were at all affected," he replied, "I should say, 'Don't be
+theatrical.' Instead of that I shall say, 'Don't be like Lot's
+wife.'" Then he took out his watch and explained that the last train
+to leave Paris between then and the end of the siege would start from
+the Gare St. Lazare that night at 9.40. "I advise you to go home at
+once," he went on, "and pack up what clothes you can for your
+temporary residence at the seat of the delegate government at Tours.
+Lyons will be glad to have you near him, for, as you can understand,
+he knows nothing personally of those friends of yours whom the
+Revolution has brought to the top."
+
+Mrs. Crawford lost no more time in discussion, and hurried off to
+make her preparations in order to catch the last train by which she
+and her husband could get out of Paris. The 9.40 train did not leave
+St. Lazare that day before {122} midnight, and such was its weight of
+passengers and baggage that no fewer than three engines had to be
+coupled on.
+
+The next day Mr. Labouchere sent his first letter to London, in his
+capacity of Paris correspondent to the _Daily News_. The mails
+continued to leave Paris regularly for another three days, but the
+chaos that prevailed in the post-office did not inspire the citizens
+who entrusted their correspondence to its tender care with overmuch
+confidence.
+
+"Everybody was in military uniform," writes Labouchere, "everybody
+was shrugging his shoulders, and everybody was in the condition of a
+London policeman, were he to see himself marched off to prison by a
+street sweeper. That the Prussians should have taken the Emperor
+prisoner and have vanquished the French armies, had of course
+astonished these French bureaucrats, but that they should have
+ventured to interfere with postmen had perfectly dumbfounded them."
+Having disposed of his letter as best he might, Labouchere passed
+through the courtyard to try his luck with a telegram. There he saw
+postmen seated on the boxes of carts, with no horses before them. It
+was their hour to carry out the letters, and thus mechanically they
+fulfilled their duty. It is in touches such as these that the writer
+makes the scenes of the winter months of '70 and '71 live before the
+eyes of his readers. Were the ridiculous episodes he relates visible
+to others besides himself, or were his journalistic abilities so
+acutely developed that nothing significant, however minute, could
+escape his eager scrutiny? It is not easy to say, but the fact
+remains that he gave the world at that time, in astonishingly amusing
+letters, vivid pictures of bureaucracy startled into ludicrous
+attitudes of unaccustomed enterprise, of gilt and tinsel patriotism
+ineffectually trying to replace the paper courage[3] of Imperial
+{123} France--of an irresponsible populace brought face to face with
+a catastrophe which they imagined to be impossible up till within the
+last ten days of the siege.
+
+The Parisians had undoubtedly a good excuse for the poor figure they
+were obliged to cut before Europe in the January of 1871. Events,
+which every one, except their ex-Emperor and his government, had
+predicted as inevitable, had followed one another with a disastrous
+rapidity, leaving them, after each one, _bouches béantes_, incapable
+of deciding whether the most appropriate gesture to express their
+attitude would be one of applause, of hisses, or of weeping.
+
+Only six months had elapsed since the afternoon of the Emperor's
+reception, at St. Cloud, of the members of the Senate, when M. Rouher
+had said, during the course of his address, in words that, to-day,
+sound as if they must have been meant to be ironical: "Your Majesty
+has occupied the last four years in perfecting the armament and
+organisation of the army," and since the King of Prussia and the
+Sovereigns of South Germany had ordered the mobilisation of their
+armies. Six months! But what a six months of bloodshed and fury, of
+humiliation and defeat.
+
+The Emperor left St. Cloud for the seat of war on July 28th, and went
+straight to Metz, where a Council of War was held on August 4, with
+Marshals Macmahon and Bazaine in attendance. That very day the Crown
+Prince of Prussia fell upon a portion of Macmahon's army corps at
+Weissenburg, and all but destroyed it, killing its general, Abel
+Douay, and taking 800 prisoners. The next day a similar fate
+overtook another corps, commanded by {124} Macmahon himself on the
+hills above Wörth, when 6000 men were killed or taken prisoner, and
+no less than thirty pieces of artillery with six mitrailleuses were
+captured. Whilst the latter engagement was actually in progress
+General Froissard's army corps, which was holding the heights above
+Saarbrück, was driven back in confusion and with great loss upon Metz.
+
+The news of these events fell upon the ears of startled Europe on
+August 8. A fiasco, so hurried and hopeless, had not been
+contemplated. At first a false report had reached Paris of a grand
+victory won by Macmahon, who was supposed to have captured the Crown
+Prince of Prussia with all his army. The enthusiastic excitement had
+been unbounded. Gradually the truth was borne in upon the unhappy
+people, and a hopeless reaction was the natural result. Napoleon's
+apologetic telegrams from Metz did not cheer his subjects; even the
+fourth of a series of five containing these words, _Tout pent se
+rétablir_, brought little hope to their hearts, for it was impossible
+not to be aware of the fact that, although the war was but three
+weeks old, the Prussian invasion of France was going successfully and
+steadily forward.
+
+But France was still an Empire, and, on the morning of August 7, the
+Empress-Regent presided over a ministerial council at 5 o'clock in
+the morning, and convoked the chambers, who met on the 9th, when the
+Ollivier Ministry resigned. The department of the Seine was declared
+in a state of siege, and a permanent council of the Ministry was
+established at the Tuileries. The Ollivier Ministry was replaced, by
+one under Count Palikao.
+
+It was still possible for news of the French defeats at the seat of
+war to reach the capital. Bazaine's unsuccessful movement of retreat
+from Metz to Verdun on August 15, followed by the bloody battle of
+Gravelotte, resulting in his enforced retirement into the entrenched
+camp of Metz, spread further consternation among the Imperial
+Ministers {125} at home, and preparations for a siege began in
+earnest. General Trochu was appointed Commander-in-Chief of all the
+forces in Paris on August 17.
+
+Sedan was fought on the first of September, and on the second, the
+Emperor of the French sent his sword to the King of Prussia, who
+thereupon appointed him a residence as a prisoner of war. Two days
+later the advance guard of the Prussian army at Sedan set out for
+Paris.
+
+It is to the columns of the _Daily News_,[4] that we must turn for
+the most authentic account of the way in which Paris took the news of
+Sedan. Although Labouchere was not yet the official correspondent
+from Paris, he nevertheless sent letters to Fleet Street dealing with
+matters connected with the crisis, which were published above the
+signature of a "Parisian Resident."
+
+"The news of the Emperor's capture," he writes on September 4,
+"reached the foreign embassies here at ten yesterday morning. At
+about 8 o'clock it began to be rumoured that the Emperor and
+Macmahon's army had surrendered. I saw a crowd of about 2000 men
+going down the Boulevard, and shouting '_La déchéance_.' I took the
+arm of a patriot, and we all went together to the Louvre to interview
+General Trochu. He came out after we had shouted for him about
+half-an-hour, and a deputation had gone in to him. There was a dead
+silence as soon as he appeared, so what he said could be distinctly
+heard. He told us that the news of the capture of the Emperor was
+true, and that as for arms he could not give more than he had, and he
+regretted to say that the millions on paper were not forthcoming."
+
+In the course of the next twenty-four hours a bloodless revolution
+was accomplished in Paris. On Sunday afternoon Labouchere got into a
+carriage and drove about the city, noting everything he saw. "The
+weather was {126} beautiful," he wrote; "it was one of the most
+glorious early September days ever seen. I drove slowly along the
+quay parallel with the Orangerie of the Tuileries before the Palace.
+The Tuileries gardens were full of people. I learned that, in the
+morning, orders had been given to close the gates, but that,
+half-an-hour before I passed, the people had forced them open, and
+that neither the troops nor the people made any resistance. My
+coachman, who, I dare say, was an Imperialist yesterday, but was a
+very strong Republican to-day, pointed out to me several groups of
+people bearing red flags. I told him that the tricolour, betokening
+the presence of the Empress, still floated from the central tower of
+the Tuileries. While I was speaking, and at exactly twenty minutes
+past three, I saw that flag taken down. That is an event in a man's
+life not to be forgotten. Crossing over the Pont de Solferino to the
+Quai d'Orsay, I witnessed an extraordinary sight indeed. From the
+windows of those great barracks, formerly peopled with troops, every
+man of whom was supposed to be ready to die for his Emperor, I saw
+soldiers smiling, waving handkerchiefs, and responding to the cries
+of '_Vive la République_.' Nay, strangers fell on each other's necks
+and kissed each other with 'effusion.' In the neighbourhood of the
+Pont Neuf, I saw people on the tops of ladders busily pulling down
+the Emperor's bust, which the late loyalty of the people had induced
+them to stick about in all possible and impossible places. I saw the
+busts carried in mock procession to the parapets of the Pont Neuf and
+thrown into the Seine, clapping of hands and hearty laughter greeting
+the splash which the graven image of the mighty monarch made in the
+water. I went as far as the Hôtel de Ville, and found it in
+possession of his Majesty the Sovereign People. Blouses were in
+every one of M. Haussmann's balconies. How they got there I do not
+know. I presume that M. Chevreau did not invite them. But they got
+in somehow without violence. The great square in front of the Hôtel
+de Ville was full of the National Guards, {127} most of them without
+uniform. They carried the butts of their muskets in the air, in
+token that they were fraternising with the people. The most perfect
+good humour prevailed. Portraits of the Emperor and Empress, which
+many of your readers must have seen in the Hôtel de Ville ballrooms,
+were thrown out of the window and the people trod and danced on the
+canvas. On leaving the Hôtel de Ville I saw, in the Avenue Victoria,
+M. Henri Rochefort,[5] let out of prison as a logical sequence of
+events but half-an-hour before. He was on a triumphal car, and wore
+a scarlet scarf. He was escorted by an immense mob, crying, '_Vive
+Rochefort_!' He looked in far better health than I expected to see
+him after his long imprisonment, and his countenance beamed with
+delight. He had seen his desire on his enemy."
+
+[Illustration: Facsimile of a "Pigeon-post" letter sent by Henry
+Labouchere to his mother during the siege of Paris.]
+
+At four o'clock on the same day the Republic was proclaimed at the
+Hôtel de Ville, with a provisional Government composed of the
+following members: MM. Gambetta, Jules Favre, Pelletan, Rochefort,
+Jules Ferry, Jules Simon, and Ernest Picard. Kératry was appointed
+Prefect of the Police and Arago the Mayor of Paris.
+
+Meanwhile the Prussians came nearer and nearer. On the 10th, they
+entered Laon, and General Hame, who was in command, surrendered the
+citadel in order to save the city. On that day the Republican
+Government issued an order to all owners of provisions and forage in
+the neighbourhood to move their goods into the capital. On the 18th
+the Crown Prince and the third army were at Chaumes, and two days
+later the long march of the Prussians was ended. The Crown Prince
+took up his headquarters at Versailles. The _Daily News_
+correspondent, Archibald Forbes, who had accompanied the third army
+from Wörth to Sedan, and from Sedan to Paris, informed Fleet Street
+that: "The fortune of war has brought the Prussians to the Hampton
+Court of the French capital--has placed them at the very gates of
+{128} Paris. I need say no further word to make the situation more
+striking. Here are the dark blue uniforms and the spiked helmets in
+the stately avenues of Versailles. The barracks of the Imperial
+Guard give ample quarters to King William's soldiery, and there have
+been found immense stores of hay and oats which will make the
+Prussian horses fat, if only rest enough be given them for feeding."
+
+From that day until the end of the siege no regular mail went out of
+Paris. Balloons and pigeons carried the news of the imprisoned
+inhabitants into the provinces and beyond the seas. Sometimes a
+letter would be successfully fixed between the double soles of a
+crafty man's boots,[6] who would, on some pretext or another, succeed
+in making his way through the Prussian lines, or a note would be
+rolled up into a ball and be concealed in a pot of pomade and so
+proceed in unctuous quiet on its way out of the prison into the open.
+Henry Labouchere, some twenty-five years later, described how he
+managed to get his letters to the _Daily News_.[7]
+
+"More of my letters reached their destination, I believe, than those
+of other correspondents. The reason was this. The correspondents
+waited on Jules Favre, and asked him to afford them facilities for
+sending their letters. He kindly said that he would, and told us
+that whenever a balloon started we might give them, made up in a
+parcel, to the man in charge, who would make it his business to
+transmit them {129} to their destination so soon as the balloon
+touched land outside. There was a complacent smile on his
+countenance when we gratefully accepted this offer that led me to
+suspect that, whatever might happen to the letters, they were not
+likely to reach the newspaper offices to which they were addressed,
+unless they lauded everything. So, instead of falling a victim to
+this confidence trick, I placed my letters under cover to a friend in
+London, and put them into a post-box, calculating that, as each
+balloon took out about twenty thousand letters, those posted in the
+ordinary way would not be opened."
+
+The letters, posted as Labouchere described above, were written on
+tissue paper and addressed to Miss Henrietta Hodson. She,
+immediately on receipt of the manuscript, carried it to Fleet Street,
+where it was rightly considered copy of the very first order.
+
+Labouchere, as soon as the siege had really begun, tried in vain to
+induce General Trochu to allow him to accompany him on his rides to
+the ramparts of the city, pointing out that the newspaper
+correspondents were always allowed to accompany the Prussian staffs.
+Trochu would not hear of the scheme, and explained that he himself
+had been within an inch of being shot because he had had the
+impudence to say that he was the Governor of Paris.
+
+"From Trochu," writes Labouchere, on September 25, "I went to pay a
+few calls. I found every one engaged in measuring the distance from
+the Prussian batteries to his particular house. One friend I found
+seated in a cellar with a quantity of mattresses over it, to make it
+bomb-proof. He emerged from his subterraneous Patmos to talk to me,
+ordered his servant to pile on a few more mattresses, and then
+retreated. Anything so dull as existence here it is difficult to
+imagine. Before the day is out one gets sick and tired of the one
+single topic of conversation. We are like the people at Cremorne
+waiting for the fireworks to begin; and I really do believe that if
+this continues much longer, the {130} most cowardly will welcome the
+bombs as a relief from the oppressive _ennui_."
+
+A letter to his mother,[8] dated September 26, gives the following
+account of his life in Paris: "I wrote a day or two ago by balloon,
+but probably my letter is in the moon. A man is going to try and get
+through the lines with this, and a letter to the _Daily News_. We
+are all right here. The Prussians fire at the forts, but as yet they
+have not bombarded the town. Provisions are already very dear. It
+is rather dull--in fact a little bombarding would be a relief to our
+_ennui_. Everybody is swaggering about in uniform. I went round the
+inner barricades a day or two ago with the citizen Rochefort."
+
+A few days later he wrote to the _Daily News_: "The presence of the
+Prussians at the gates, and the sound of the cannon, have at last
+sobered this frivolous people. Frenchmen indeed cannot live without
+exaggeration, and for the last twenty-four hours they have taken to
+walking about as if they were guests at their own funerals. It is
+hardly in their line to play the _justum et tenacem_ of Horace.
+Always acting, they are now acting the part of Spartans. It is
+somewhat amusing to see the stern gloom on the face of patriots one
+meets, who were singing and shouting a few days ago--more
+particularly as it is by no means difficult to distinguish beneath
+this outward gloom a certain keen relish, founded upon the feeling
+that the part is being well played."
+
+On the evening of the same day Labouchere took his strolls abroad,
+and came to the Avenue de L'Impératrice, where he found a large crowd
+gazing upon the Fort of Mont Valérien. This fort, from being the
+strongest for defence, was particularly beloved by the Parisians.
+"They love it as a sailor loves his ship," writes Labouchere. He
+witnessed the following incident: "If I were near enough," said a
+young {131} girl, "I would kiss it." "Let me carry your kiss to it,"
+responded a Mobile, and the pair embraced, amid the cheers of the
+people around them.
+
+The question of domestic economy had not yet become a pressing one,
+as far as the "besieged resident" was concerned. He was lodged _au
+quatrième_ at the Grand Hotel, and wrote during the first week of the
+siege: "I presume if the siege lasts long enough, dogs, rats, and
+cats will be tariffed. I have got a thousand francs with me. It is
+impossible to draw upon England; consequently, I see a moment coming
+when, unless rats are reasonable, I shall not be able to afford
+myself the luxury of one oftener than once a week." And a fortnight
+later he writes: "My landlord presents me every week with my bill.
+The ceremony seems to please him, and does me no harm. I have pasted
+upon my mantelpiece the decree of the Government adjourning payment
+of rent, and the right to read and re-read this document is all that
+he will get from me until the end of the siege. Yesterday I ordered
+myself a warm suit of clothes; I chose a tailor with a German name,
+so I feel convinced he will not venture to ask for payment under the
+present circumstances, and if he does he will not get it. If my
+funds run out before the siege is over, I shall have at least the
+pleasure to think that this has not been caused by improvidence."
+
+He wrote to his mother on October 10, as follows: "I send this by
+balloon. The smaller the letter, the more chance it has to go. We
+are all thriving in here, though we have heard absolutely nothing
+from the outside world for a fortnight. I don't know if my letters
+to the _Daily News_ arrive. Yesterday, I could only get sheeps'
+trotters and pickled cauliflower for dinner. We boast awfully of
+what we are going to do, but, as yet, all our sorties have been
+driven back, and our forts stun our ears by firing upon stray rabbits
+and Uhlans. If ever my letters to the _Daily News_ do not arrive and
+come back here, I shall be shot, but I don't think that they will. I
+am convinced that the {132} provisions will soon give out. We go
+about saying that we cannot be beaten, because we have made a 'pact
+with death.'"
+
+And again on the 21st: "We are getting on very well here. Nothing
+has come in since the commencement of the siege, and no one can get
+out. They say there are provisions to last until February, so we
+shall have a dose of our own society. About one sixth of the town is
+now commanded by the Prussian batteries, but we don't know whether
+they will fire or not. I am living very well on horse and cat--the
+latter excellent--like rabbit, only better. Our people brag very
+much, but do little more. The Ultras are going ahead--they have
+taken now to denouncing crucifixes, which they call ridiculous
+nudities--a mayor has had them all removed--he then announced that no
+marriages were to take place in his _arrondissement_--marriage being
+an insult upon honourable citizens who did not approve of this relic
+of superstition. This was a little too much, so he was removed, and
+we are now free to marry or not according to our tastes. I am the
+intimate friend of Louis Blanc, so no one touches me."
+
+One of the most curious things about these letters by balloon was the
+irregularity in their delivery. It was not merely that one balloon
+reached friendly or neutral territory in safety, while another did
+not. Of half a dozen letters coming by the same balloon, two would
+be delivered, say, on the 6th of the month, one on the 10th, two on
+the 15th, and the last on the 20th. This greatly puzzled the
+recipients at the time. The explanation turned out to be that the
+bag containing the first letter had been sent off immediately the
+aeronaut descended, whereas the others underwent a variety of
+adventures. Frequently a balloon fell at or near a place of German
+occupation. The aeronaut would come down at a run, hurry off with
+one bag, and give the others to friendly peasants, who secreted them
+until an opportunity occurred for getting them safely to the nearest
+post-town. Usually the letters came in beautiful order, {133}
+without a speck upon them to show an unusual mode of transit. One
+batch, however, had to be fished out of the sea, off the Cornish
+coast. In one case a letter was delivered in wonderfully quick time.
+Dispatched from Paris on a Monday night, it was delivered in London
+on the following evening.[9]
+
+Apparently his "made in Germany" suit did not wear as well as might
+have been expected, for it was only December when he described his
+wardrobe as follows:
+
+"My pea-jacket is torn and threadbare, my trousers are frayed at the
+bottom, and of many colours--like Joseph's coat. As for my linen, I
+will only say that the washer-women have struck work, as they have no
+fuel. I believe my shirt was once white, but I am not sure. I
+invested a few weeks ago in a pair of cheap boots. They are my
+torment. They have split in various places, and I wear a pair of
+gaiters--purple, like those of a respectable ecclesiastic--to cover
+the rents. I bought them on the Boulevard, and at the same stall I
+bought a bright blue handkerchief which was going cheap; this I wear
+round my neck. My upper man resembles that of a dog-stealer, my
+lower man that of a bishop. My buttons are turning my hair grey.
+When I had more than one change of raiment these appendages remained
+in their places, now they drop off as though I were a moulting fowl.
+I have to pin myself together elaborately, and whenever I want to get
+anything out of my pocket, I have cautiously to unpin myself, with
+the dread of falling to pieces before my eyes."
+
+In another place Labouchere describes his head-dress, which was quite
+eccentric enough to fit in with the rest of his travesty: "I have
+bought myself a sugar-loaf hat of the first Republic, and am
+consequently regarded with deference. 'The style is the man,' said
+Buffon; had he lived here now he would rather have said, 'The hat is
+the man.' An English doctor who goes about in a regulation
+chimney-pot has {134} already been arrested twenty-seven times. I,
+thanks to my revolutionary hat, have not been arrested once. I have
+only to glance from under its brim at any one for him to quail."
+
+The extracts which Labouchere copied from the newspapers for the
+benefit of his London readers are extremely amusing, and give, as no
+other method of narration could have done, a good idea of the spirit
+which the leaders of the people thought fit to try and promulgate
+amongst the Parisians. One morning, for instance, he learned that
+"Moltke is dead, that the Crown Prince is dying of a fever, that
+Bismarck is anxious to negotiate but is prevented by the obstinacy of
+the King, that three hundred Prussians from the Polish provinces have
+come over to our side, that the Bavarian and Würtemberg troops are in
+a state of incipient rebellion. From the fact that the Prussian
+outposts have withdrawn to a greater distance from the forts, it is
+probable that they despair of success, and in a few days will raise
+the siege. Most of the newspapers make merry over the faults in
+grammar in a letter which has been discovered from the Empress to the
+Emperor, although I doubt whether there is one Frenchman in the world
+who could write Spanish as well as the Empress does French."
+
+The New Year's address to the Prussians, published in the _Gaulois_,
+is a masterpiece of journalistic invective, and the relish with which
+the besieged resident copied it for the benefit of his London readers
+may well be imagined:
+
+"You Prussian beggars, you Prussian scoundrels, you bandits and you
+Vandals, you have taken everything from us; you have ruined us; you
+are starving us; you are bombarding us; and we have a right to hate
+you with a royal hatred. Well, perhaps one day we might have
+forgiven you your rapine and your murders; our towns that you have
+sacked; your heavy yokes; your infamous treasons. The French race is
+so light of heart, so kindly, that we might perhaps in time have
+forgotten our resentments. What we {135} never shall forget will be
+this New Year's Day, which we have been forced to pass without news
+from our families. You, at least, have had letters from your
+Gretchers, astounding letters, very likely, in which the melancholy
+blondes with blue eyes make a wonderful literary salad, composed of
+sour kraut, berlin wool, forget-me-nots, pillage, bombardment, pure
+love, and transcendental philosophy. But you like all this just as
+you like jam with your mutton. You have what pleases you. Your ugly
+faces receive kisses by the post. But you kill our pigeons, you
+intercept our letters, you shoot at our balloons with your absurd
+_fusils de rempart_, and you burst out into a heavy German grin when
+you get hold of one of our bags, which are carrying to those we love
+our vows, our hopes, our remembrances, our regrets, our hearts." And
+so on.
+
+Labouchere had not a high opinion of French journalism during the
+investment. "A French journalist," he says, "even when he is not
+obliged to do so, generally invents his facts, and then reasons upon
+them with wonderful ingenuity. One would think that just at present
+a Parisian would do well to keep his breath to cool his own porridge.
+Such, however, is not his opinion. He thinks that he has a mission
+to guide and instruct the world, and this mission he manfully fulfils
+in defiance of Prussians and Prussian cannons. It is true, that he
+knows rather less of foreign countries than an intelligent Japanese
+Daimio may be supposed to know of Tipperary, but, by some curious law
+of nature, the less he knows of a subject, the more strongly does he
+feel impelled to write about it. I read a very clever article this
+morning pointing out that if we are not on our guard, our Empire in
+India will come to an end by a Russian fleet attacking it from the
+Caspian Sea. When one thinks how very easy it would have been for
+the author not to have written about the Caspian Sea, one is at once
+surprised and grateful to him for having called our attention to the
+danger which menaces us in that quarter of the globe."
+
+{136}
+
+His estimate of General Trochu was, on the whole, the fairest that
+was made at the period. During the earliest days of the siege it was
+supposed that Trochu had a plan, and, on being questioned about it,
+he admitted that he had. He went on to say that he guaranteed its
+success, but that he should reveal it to no one, until the right
+moment--in fact, he had deposited it for safety with his notary,
+Maître Duclos, who, in the event of his being killed, would produce
+it. As time wore on and no plan was forthcoming from the General, it
+became very evident that it could have been nothing more elaborate
+than a determination to capitulate as soon as Paris was starved out.
+When the siege was nearly five weeks old Labouchere wrote:
+
+"Every day this siege lasts, convinces me that Gen. Trochu is not the
+right man in the right place. He writes long-winded letters, utters
+Spartan aphorisms, and complains of his colleagues, his generals, and
+his troops. The confidence which is felt in him is rapidly
+diminishing. He is a good, respectable man, without a grain of
+genius, or of that fierce, indomitable energy which sometimes
+replaces it. He would make a good minister of war in quiet times,
+but he is about as fit to command in the present emergency as Mr.
+Cardwell[10] would be. His two principal military subordinates,
+Vinoy and Ducrot, are excellent Generals of division, but nothing
+more. As for his civilian colleagues they are one and all hardly
+more practical than Professor Fawcett. Each has some crotchet of his
+own, each likes to dogmatise and to speechify, and each considers the
+others to be idiots, and has a small following of his own, which
+regards him as a species of divinity. They are philosophers,
+orators, and legists, but they are neither practical men nor
+statesmen." And when the siege was over he summed up the case for
+Trochu thus: "What will be the verdict of history on the defence?
+Who knows! On the one hand, the Parisians have kept a powerful army
+at bay for longer than was expected; on the {137} other hand, every
+sortie that they have made has been unsuccessful--every attempt to
+arrest the approach of the besiegers has failed. Passively and
+inertly they have allowed their store of provisions to grow less and
+less, until they have been forced to capitulate, without their
+defences having been stormed, or the cannon silenced. The General
+complains of his soldiers, the soldiers complain of their General;
+and on both sides there is cause of complaint. Trochu is not a
+Todleben. His best friends describe him as a weak sort of military
+Hamlet, wise of speech, but weak and hesitating in action--making
+plans and then criticising them, instead of accomplishing them. As a
+commander his task was a difficult one; when the siege commenced he
+had no army; when the army was formed it was encompassed by
+earthworks and redoubts so strong that even better soldiers would
+have failed to carry them. As a statesman, he never was master of
+the situation. He followed rather than led public opinion. Success
+is the criterion of ability in this country, and poor Trochu is as
+politically dead as though he never had lived."
+
+As time wore on the question of meals in the besieged city naturally
+became one of absorbing moment. "I went," says Labouchere, on
+December 21, "to see what was going on in the house of a friend of
+mine, in the Avenue de L'Impératrice, who has left Paris. The
+servant who was in charge told me that up there they had not been
+able to obtain bread for three days, and that the last time he had
+presented his ticket, he had been given about half an inch of cheese.
+'How do you live then?' I asked. After looking mysteriously round to
+see that no one was watching us, he took me down into the cellar, and
+pointed to some meat in a barrel. 'It is half a horse,' he said, in
+the tone of a man who is showing some one the corpse of his murdered
+victim. 'A neighbouring coachman killed him, and we salted him down,
+and divided him.' Then he opened a closet in which sat a huge cat.
+'I am fattening her up for Christmas day; {138} we mean to serve her
+up, surrounded with mice like sausages,' he observed." On January 6
+Labouchere notes: "Yesterday I had a slice of Pollux for dinner.
+Pollux and his brother Castor are two elephants, which have been
+killed. It was tough, coarse, and oily, and I do not recommend
+English families to eat elephant as long as they can get beef or
+mutton. Many of the restaurants are closed, owing to want of fuel.
+They are recommended to use lamps; but although French cooks can do
+wonders with very poor materials, when they are called upon to cook
+an elephant with a spirit lamp the thing is almost beyond their
+ingenuity. Castor and Pollux's trunks sold for forty-five francs a
+pound; the other parts of the interesting twins fetched about ten
+francs a pound."
+
+He wrote to his mother on January 8[11]: "Here we still are. For the
+last few days the Prussians have taken to throwing shells into the
+town, which makes things more lively. I do not think it can last
+much longer. It is awfully cold, for all the wood is freshly cut and
+will not burn. The washerwomen have struck as they have no fuel, so
+we all wear very dirty shirts. I am in a great fright of my money
+giving out, as none is to be got here. My dress is seedy--in fact
+falling to pieces. I think I have eaten now of every animal which
+Noah had in his ark.[12] Since the bombardment the cannon makes a
+great noise. All night it is as if doors were slamming. Outside the
+walls it is rather pretty to see the batteries exchanging shots. We
+have heard nothing from England since September, except from scraps
+of paper picked out of dead Prussians' pockets." Labouchere was
+always ready to recall to his memory for conversational purposes the
+strange food he ate during the siege {139} of Paris. Donkey
+apparently was his favourite dish. This is what he said on the
+subject:
+
+"A donkey is infinitely better eating than beef or mutton, indeed I
+do not know any meat which is better. This was so soon discovered by
+the French, during the siege of Paris, that donkey meat was about
+five times the price of horse meat. At Voisin's there was almost
+every day a joint of cold donkey for breakfast, and it was greatly
+preferred to anything else. Let any one who doubts the excellence of
+cold donkey slay one of these weak-minded animals, cook him, and eat
+him." Rats he did not appreciate so much: "The objection to them is
+that when cooked their flesh is gritty. This objection is, however,
+somewhat Epicurean, for, except for this grittiness, they are a
+wholesome and excellent article of food. I am surprised that there
+is not a society for the promotion of eating rats. Why should not
+prisoners be fed with these nourishing and prolific little animals?"
+
+His account of how he got a leg of mutton into Paris after the
+capitulation, when, in spite of the siege being raised, the
+difficulties of procuring food were almost as insurmountable as
+before, was one of his most amusing _contes_. He rode out to
+Versailles,[13] where he procured the longed-for joint, but, when he
+started on his return journey, a sentinel of Versailles refused to
+allow the meat to leave the town, and actually took it away from him.
+Desperately he decided to appeal to the better side of the Prussian's
+nature, and explained to him that he was in love, indeed, that to
+love was the fate of all mortals. The warrior sighed and pensively
+assented: Labouchere judged that he was most likely thinking of his
+distant Gretchen, and shamelessly followed up his advantage: "My lady
+love is in Paris," {140} he proceeded pathetically, "long have I
+sighed in vain. I am taking her now a leg of mutton--on this leg
+hangs all my hope of bliss--if I present myself to her with this
+token of my devotion she may yield to my suit. Oh, full of feeling,
+beloved of beauteous women, German warrior, can you refuse me?" Of
+course the sentinel yielded, and the correspondent, who, needless to
+say, had no lady love in the capital, bore it off in triumph. He
+enjoyed it for dinner that evening in company with Mr. Frank Lawley
+and Mr. Denis Bingham, in whose journal for that day occurs the
+following entry:
+
+"On their return from Versailles together, Labouchere and Lawley
+brought me a leg of mutton. And what a treat it was for our small
+household and dear neighbours! And an Italian lady brought us a
+large loaf of white bread, and we feasted and were merry, and
+measured our girths, and promised ourselves that we would soon get
+into condition again, for we were lamentably pulled down."[14]
+
+On February 10, Labouchere took his departure from Paris, feeling, as
+he said, much as Daniel must have done on emerging from the den of
+lions. Baron Rothschild procured for him a pass which enabled him to
+take the Amiens train at the goods station within the walls of the
+city, instead of driving, as those who were less fortunate were
+obliged to do, to Gonesse. The train was drawn up before a shed in
+the midst of oceans of mud. It consisted of one passenger carriage,
+and of a long series of empty bullock vans. He entered one of the
+latter as the passenger van was already crowded. At Breteuil the
+train waited for above an hour, and Labouchere, impatient of the
+delay, perceiving a Prussian train puffing up, managed to induce an
+official to allow him to get into the luggage van, by which means he
+was able to proceed on his way to the destination. "Having started
+from Paris as a bullock, I reached Amiens at twelve o'clock as a
+carpet-bag," was the way he described his journey.
+
+{141}
+
+At Abbeville the train passed out of the Prussian lines into the
+French, and Calais was reached at 7 P.M. "Right glad" was the Paris
+correspondent, to use his own words, to "eat a Calais supper and to
+sleep on a Calais bed."[15]
+
+In his last letter to the _Daily News_ during the war, Mr. Labouchere
+lodged one other Parthian shot in the city whose hospitality he had
+been enjoying: "I took my departure from Paris," he wrote, "leaving
+without any very poignant regret, its inhabitants wending their way
+to the electoral 'urns,' the many revolving in their minds how France
+and Paris are to manage to pay the little bill which their creditor
+outside is making up against them; the few--the very few--determined
+to die rather than yield, sitting in the cafés on the boulevard,
+which is to be, I presume, their last ditch."
+
+In one of his earliest numbers of _Truth_, Mr. Labouchere gave a
+characteristic account of how he behaved under fire. It is worth
+quoting as illustrative of the naïve frankness with which he always
+described those instinctive little actions of human nature which more
+sophisticated persons usually pretend never occur. "I was at some of
+the engagements during the Franco-Prussian War. The first time that
+I was under fire, I felt that every shell whizzing through the air
+would infallibly blow me up. Being a non-combatant, in an
+unconcerned sort of way, as if I had business to attend to elsewhere,
+I effected a strategical movement to the rear. But, as no shell had
+blown me up, I came to the conclusion that no shell would blow me up,
+and accepted afterwards as a natural state of things which did not
+concern me, the fact that these missiles occasionally blew up other
+people."
+
+
+
+[1] _Times_, January 17, 1912.
+
+[2] _Truth_, January 24, 1912.
+
+[3] The Emperor's plan of campaign was to mass 150,000 men at Metz;
+100,000 at Strassburg, and 50,000 at the Camp at Châlons. It was
+then his intention to unite the armies at Metz and Strassburg, and to
+cross the Rhine at Maxau, to force the States of South Germany to
+observe neutrality. He would then have pushed on to encounter the
+Prussians. But the army at Metz, instead of 150,000 men, only
+mustered 100,000; that of Strassburg only 40,000 instead of 100,000;
+whilst the corps of Marshal Canrobert had still one division at
+Paris, and another at Soissons; his artillery as well as his cavalry
+were not ready. Further no army corps was even yet completely
+furnished with the equipments necessary for taking the
+field.--_Campagne de 1870; des Causes qui ont amené la Capitulation
+de Sedan_. Par un Officier attaché à l'État Major-Général.
+Bruxelles.
+
+[4] Quotations in this chapter not otherwise specified have been
+taken from the columns of the _Daily News_, August, 1870-January,
+1871.
+
+[5] He had been undergoing a term of imprisonment for certain
+articles written in the _Marseillaise_.
+
+[6] I quote a few lines--the only legible ones--from a letter,
+addressed to his mother, which Labouchere sent out of Paris, fastened
+between the double sole of a man's boot. It looks as if the bearer
+must have waded through water, and the marks of the cobbler's nails
+are visible all over it. "November 6, 1870. This goes out in a
+citizen's boot. If he is caught, he will be shot, which is his
+affair--only you will not get it. The position is utterly hopeless.
+We shall be bombarded in a week. This hotel has two hundred wounded
+in it. I got into the Hôtel de Ville on Monday with the mob. Such a
+scene. I have got a pass from General Vinoy, so I get a good view of
+all the military operations.... I do not know if my letters to the
+D. N. arrive...."
+
+[7] J. M'Carthy and Sir J. Robinson, The Daily News Jubilee. _A
+Retrospect of Fifty Years of the Queen's Reign_.
+
+[8] Mrs. Labouchere had been a widow since 1863, and was now living
+at Oakdene, near Dorking.
+
+[9] Robinson. _Fifty Years of Fleet Street_.
+
+[10] Secretary of War in Mr. Gladstone's first Ministry.
+
+[11] This letter did not reach London, E. C., from whence it was
+posted to Dorking, until Jan. 19.
+
+[12] Captain Bingham notes in his diary for Dec. 4 that Henry
+Labouchere, Frank Lawley, Lewis Wingfield, and Quested Lynch dined
+with him, and that they partook of moufflon, a kind of wild sheep
+which inhabits Corsica.--_Recollections of Paris_, Capt. Hon. D.
+Bingham.
+
+[13] "As soon as the armistice was signed, several of the English
+correspondents managed to get to Versailles. The first thing that
+Labouchere did on arriving there was to plunge his head into a pail
+of milk, and he was with difficulty weaned."--_Recollections of
+Paris_, Capt. Hon. D. Bingham.
+
+[14] Capt. Hon. D. Bingham. _Recollections of Paris_.
+
+[15] The following gentlemen of the press were in Paris during the
+siege: Charles Austen of the _Times_, Frank Lawley of the _Daily
+Telegraph_, Henry Labouchere of the _Daily News_, Thomas Gibson
+Bowles of the _Morning Post_, J. Augustus O'Shea of the _Standard_,
+Capt. Bingham, who sent letters to the _Pall Mall Gazette_, and Mr.
+Dallas, who wrote both for the _Times_ and the _Daily News_.
+
+
+
+
+{142}
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+LABOUCHERE AND BRADLAUGH
+
+(1880-1881)
+
+At the general election of 1880, Mr. Labouchere found in the electors
+of Northampton a constituency which was to remain faithful to him
+throughout his political career. He was described in the local press
+as the "nominee of the moderate Liberals," though, as he explained in
+the columns of _Truth_, a moderate Liberal at Northampton was a
+Radical any where else. The "Radical" candidate was that upright and
+greatly persecuted man, Mr. Charles Bradlaugh, who merited far more
+than Mr. Labouchere the title of the "religious member for
+Northampton."[1] It has often been pointed out that the difference
+between religious and irreligious people does not lie so much in
+opinion as in temperament. Labouchere had an essentially irreligious
+nature, he was a born _impie_, as the French say: Mr. Bradlaugh had
+the soul of a Covenanter. As far as speculative religious opinions
+were concerned, they practically coincided, while, in the general
+lines of political opinion, they were quite at one. Both were strong
+Radicals and strong anti-socialists.
+
+Northampton was in 1880 one of the most promising Radical
+constituencies.[2] The Radical element had for {143} many years been
+very numerous among the population, but unfortunately the majority of
+the workers had no vote. The Household Suffrage Act of 1868 remedied
+this state of things to some extent. The work of the Freehold Land
+Society developed the scope of the remedy. This most practical
+expression of democratic ideals, by making freeholders of workmen,
+raised the numbers of the electorate from 6829 in 1874 to 8189 in
+1880; of these 2500 had never voted before, and to a man were
+Radicals. When Mr. Labouchere was introduced as Liberal candidate he
+at once decided to make common cause with Mr. Bradlaugh, and his
+manifesto to the electors, published on March 27, was craftily worded
+so as to appeal with simple directness to those modern sons of St.
+Crispin, "the communistic cobblers of Northampton." It ran as
+follows: "Having already sat in Parliament as a Liberal member for
+Middlesex, it is needless for me to say that I am an opponent of the
+Imperialism which, under the leadership of the Earl of Beaconsfield,
+has become the policy of the Conservative Government. This
+new-fangled political creed consists in swagger abroad and inaction
+at home. Its results are that we have made ourselves the patrons of
+one of the vilest governments that ever burdened the earth; that we
+have joined with the oppressors against the oppressed; that we have
+acquired a pestiferous and less than worthless land in the
+Mediterranean; that we have annexed the territory of some harmless
+Dutch republicans against their will; that we have expended above six
+millions in catching a savage, who had as much right to his freedom
+as we have, and that we have butchered Afghans for the crime of
+defending their country against an unjust invasion.... For my part,
+I am anxious to see Parliament again controlling the executive, and a
+majority of members returned who will radically revise the laws
+regarding land, so as to encourage its tenure by the many instead of
+its absorption by the few, who will render farmers independent of the
+caprices of the landlords, who will emancipate {144} the agricultural
+labourers by securing to them their natural right to vote." He went
+on to express in strong terms his desire for the disestablishment and
+disendowment of the Church of England.[3] In a speech which he made
+on the same day as the publication of his manifesto, in the Wesleyan
+Chapel, in the Wellingborough Road, he said that he had been asked a
+little while ago whether he was a member of the Church of England,
+and he had replied that he had been brought up in the Church of
+England, and, if he had to register his religion, he should register
+it as a member of the Church of England. But, if he had been asked
+what his religion was, he should have said the question was one
+between his God and his conscience, and it was no business of any
+one's in Northampton, because he stood upon the distinct issue that,
+whatever the religious opinions of a candidate might be, they were
+sending him to Parliament to perform certain political duties, and if
+his political views were in accordance with theirs, religion had
+nothing to do with it.[4]
+
+The borough had previously returned two Tory members, Mr. Phipps, a
+local brewer, and Mr. Merewether, a lawyer. They were not themselves
+very formidable opponents to the Radical joint candidature. The
+clergy and the press urged the theological motive, as well as his
+greatly misunderstood views on Malthusianism against Bradlaugh. On
+the Sunday before the election the Vicar of St. Giles intimated that
+"to those noble men who loved Christ more than party, Jesus would
+say, 'Well done.'" But, in spite of nearly 2000 years of
+Christianity, heaven has not yet learned to bless the weaker cause,
+and on the election day, the figures stood--Labouchere (L.), 4518,
+Bradlaugh (R.), 3827, Phipps (C.), 3125, Merewether (C.), 2826. When
+the news of the poll was brought to Mr. Labouchere, who was smoking
+his cigarette in the coffee room of the hotel where he was staying,
+his only comment was a quiet chuckle, and the remark, "Oh, they've
+swallowed Bradlaugh, after all, have they?"
+
+{145}
+
+Great was the fury in the Conservative camp. "The bellowing
+blasphemer of Northampton," as Mr. Bradlaugh was amiably called by
+the _Sheffield Telegraph_, had to meet the full blast of popular
+prejudice, which was exploited to the utmost by his political
+opponents.
+
+The Tories were soon to have more than popular prejudice to exploit.
+On May 3, Mr. Bradlaugh, before taking his seat in the House of
+Commons, handed to Sir Thomas Erskine May, the Clerk of the House,
+the following statement:
+
+
+_To_
+
+THE RIGHT HONBLE. THE SPEAKER.
+
+I, the undersigned, Charles Bradlaugh, beg respectfully to claim to
+be allowed to affirm as a person for the time being by law permitted
+to make a solemn affirmation or declaration, instead of taking an
+oath.
+
+
+On being invited by the Speaker (Sir Henry Brand) to make a statement
+to the House with regard to his claim, he replied:
+
+
+Mr. Speaker, I have only now to submit that the Parliamentary Oaths
+Act, 1866, gives the right to affirm to every person for the time
+being permitted to make affirmation. I am such a person; and under
+the Evidence Amendment Act, 1869, and the Evidence Amendment Act,
+1870, I have repeatedly for nine years past affirmed in the highest
+courts of jurisdiction in this realm. I am ready to make the
+declaration or affirmation of allegiance.
+
+
+It might have been thought that the principle of Mr. Bradlaugh's
+position needed only to be stated to be accepted by men of honourable
+feeling and average intelligence. After all, as Mr. Labouchere, in
+course of conversation on this very point, once remarked to me: "a
+statement is either true or false, and expletives cannot affect it."
+The legal precedents, invoked, although they did not actually mention
+{146} the parliamentary oath, had been considered sufficient by the
+last Liberal law officers. Sir Henry Brand, however, had "grave
+doubts," and desired to refer the claim to the House's judgment.
+Lord Frederick Cavendish, on behalf of the Treasury Bench, seconded
+by Sir Stafford Northcote, the leader of the Opposition, moved that
+the point be referred to a Select Committee. Lord Percy and Mr.
+David Onslow attempted in vain to adjourn the debate.
+
+On May 10, Lord Richard Grosvenor, the Government Whip, announced the
+names of the proposed Committee: Mr. Whitbread, Sir J. Holker, Mr.
+John Bright, Lord Henry Lennox, Mr. W. H. Massey, Mr. Staveley Hill,
+Sir Henry Jackson, Sir Henry James (the Attorney-General), Mr. Farrer
+Herschell (the Solicitor-General), Sir G. Goldney, Mr. Grantham, Mr.
+Pemberton, Mr. Watkin Williams, Mr. Spencer Walpole, Mr. Hopwood, Mr.
+Beresford Hope, Major Nolan, Mr. Chaplin, and Mr. Serjeant Simon. In
+spite of the fact that the actual motion was not to come on till the
+next day, Sir Henry Drummond Wolff endeavoured at once to raise a
+debate on the legitimacy of the Committee, and the next day succeeded
+in doing so. The debate was characterised by "great violence and
+recklessness," but the Government succeeded in getting their
+Committee appointed by a majority of seventy-four. The report of the
+Committee was presented on May 20. Eight members were in favour of
+Mr. Bradlaugh's right to affirm, and eight members against: Mr.
+Spencer Walpole, the Chairman, took the responsibility of giving his
+casting vote for the Noes. All the Noes with the exception of Mr.
+Hopwood were Conservatives, the rest of the Liberals voting on the
+affirmative side. Bradlaugh now claimed the right to take the oath,
+as the right to affirm was denied him.
+
+There has been so much misunderstanding of Bradlaugh's position on
+this point that it may be well to explain exactly what it was that he
+did claim. In a statement of his case subsequently published in his
+paper, _The National Reformer_, {147} on May 30, 1889, Mr. Bradlaugh
+used the following words: "My duty to my constituents is to fulfil
+the mandate they have given me, and if, to do this, I have to submit
+to a form less solemn to me than the affirmation I would have
+reverently made, so much the worse for those who force me to repeat
+words which I have scores of times declared are to me sounds
+conveying no clear and definite meaning. I am sorry for the earnest
+believers who see words sacred to them used as a meaningless addendum
+to a promise, but I cannot permit their less sincere co-religionists
+to use an idle form, in order to prevent me from doing my duty to
+those who have chosen me to speak for them in Parliament. _I shall,
+taking the oath, regard myself, as bound, not by the letter of its
+words, but by the spirit which the affirmation would have conveyed
+had I been permitted to use it_. So soon as I am able, I shall take
+such steps as may be consistent with parliamentary business to put an
+end to the present doubtful and unfortunate state of the law and
+practice on oaths and affirmations."
+
+The words italicised indicate very clearly the spirit in which Mr.
+Bradlaugh proposed to take the oath. To do so, was, as he conceived,
+the only way, since the adverse decision of the Committee on his
+claim to affirm, by which he could qualify himself for the
+performance of his duty to his constituents. It was in no sense
+intended as an insult to those to whom the oath had a distinct and
+positive religious value, or as a defiance of the dignity or orders
+of the House. This document was dated May 30, the day on which the
+report of the Committee was issued, and on the following day, Mr.
+Bradlaugh presented himself to take the oath and his seat.
+
+Sir Henry Drummond Wolff at once rose and objected to the
+administration of the oath, and, on the Speaker's allowing his
+objection, proceeded to make a remarkable speech. For flippancy of
+tone and sheer ineptitude of argument, not to speak of the crass and
+brutal quality of {148} the prejudice which inspired it, this
+deliverance possesses an unenviable pre-eminence among the many
+absurdities uttered by honourable members during the Bradlaugh
+parliamentary struggle. Wolff's argument rested on two grounds, both
+palpably false, while the second was entirely irrelevant to the point
+at issue. He maintained that Atheists who had made affirmations in
+courts of law (as Mr. Bradlaugh had done) thereby admitted that an
+oath "would not be binding on their conscience," and, furthermore,
+that Bradlaugh had stated, in his "Impeachment of the House of
+Brunswick," that "Parliament has the undoubted right to withhold the
+crown from Albert Edward, Prince of Wales." Sir Henry "could not see
+how a gentleman professing the views set forth in that work could
+take the oath of allegiance." He went on to say: "What we have now
+before us is the distinct negation of anything like perpetual
+morality or conscience, or the existence of God. And, as I believe
+that a person holding these views cannot be allowed to take the oath
+in this House, I beg to move my resolution." Mr. R. N. Forster
+seconded. Mr. Gladstone at once rose and, while refraining from
+expressing any personal opinion, suggested reference to a Select
+Committee. Sir Henry James supported the Prime Minister's amendment.
+Mr. Labouchere, speaking as the colleague of the honourable member in
+the representation of Northampton, said that he thought it right to
+state that his honourable friend was selected by the majority of the
+constituents solely on account of his political views. They did not
+occupy themselves with his religious convictions, because they were
+under the impression that they were giving him political, rather than
+theological, functions to fulfil in that House. A proposal had been
+made by the Prime Minister that this matter should be referred to a
+Select Committee. It certainly did appear to him (Mr. Labouchere)
+somewhat strange that a member who had been duly elected should be
+told that he could not take his seat because he was forbidden to make
+an affirmation on {149} account of his not being a Quaker or a
+Moravian, and because he was forbidden from taking the oath on
+account of certain speculative religious opinions, which he had
+professed. But that appeared to be the view of many gentlemen on the
+other side of the House, and he should be perfectly ready to discuss
+that view; but, as the Prime Minister had very rightly said, the
+matter was a judicial one, and it would be far better, in his humble
+opinion, that it should be referred to a Committee of the House to
+look at it in its judicial aspect rather than that there should be an
+acrimonious theological discussion in that House. When, however, it
+was referred to a Committee, he thought that he had a right to ask,
+in the name of his constituents, that that Committee should decide it
+as soon as possible. Should the Committee decide that the honourable
+gentleman was not to be allowed to take the oath, it would then
+become, if not his duty, the duty of some other honourable gentleman
+to bring in a bill to enable his colleague to make an affirmation in
+order that his constituents might enjoy the right which the
+constitution gave them of being represented by two members in that
+House.
+
+Lord Percy drily observed that he was sorry for the electors of
+Northampton if they were deprived of the services of one of their
+representatives, because the honourable gentleman was recommended to
+them by his honourable colleague, whose religious opinions were well
+known, and, after an eloquent speech from Mr. Bright, who recommended
+"the statesmanlike and judicious course which has been suggested to
+us by the First Minister of the Crown," the debate was adjourned.
+
+On the resumption of the debate the next day, the wildest remarks
+were made by Mr. Bradlaugh's opponents. Dr. Lyons proposed the
+solution that "Northampton should send us a God-fearing if not a
+God-loving man." Mr. Warton argued that "the man who does not fear
+God cannot honour the King," and Mr. Callan scoffed at Mr. Bright's
+tribute of respect to Mr. Bradlaugh's sense of honour and {150}
+conscience, "language," he said, "that should not be used with
+reference to an infidel blasphemer." After the din caused by this
+_ex parte_ criticism had subsided, the still small voice of Mr.
+Labouchere was heard mildly asking whether the honourable member was
+in order in referring to his colleague as an infidel blasphemer, and
+the Speaker having ruled the phrase out of order, Mr. Callan withdrew
+it. He was, however, an ardent polemist, and added that he was sure
+that Mr. Labouchere, in spite of his support of Mr. Bradlaugh, "would
+prefer in this House his old acquaintance Lambri Pasha to the
+gentleman who was the subject of the debate." And so the foolish
+wrangle went on, recalling the historian's account of the
+Œcumenical Council. It is true that the amateur theologians of
+Westminster stopped short of pulling each other's beards. Their zeal
+had not quite the professional note of that of the Fathers at Ephesus.
+
+After two days of this sort of thing, Sir Henry Drummond Wolff's
+motion was rejected by 289 votes to 219, and a second Select
+Committee of twenty-three was appointed. The members were: the
+Attorney-General, the Solicitor-General, Messrs. Bright, Chaplin,
+Childers, Sir Richard Cross, Mr. Gibson, Sir Gabriel Goldney, Mr.
+Grantham, Mr. Staveley Hill, Sir John Holker, Mr. Beresford Hope, Mr.
+Hopwood, Sir Henry Jackson, Lord Henry Lennox, Mr. Massey, Major
+Nolan, Messrs. Pemberton, Simon, Trevelyan, Walpole, Whitbread, and
+Watkin Williams.
+
+The Committee reported that Bradlaugh by simply stating (though in
+answer to official question) that he had repeatedly affirmed under
+certain Acts in courts of law, had brought it to the notice of the
+House that he was a person as to whom judges had satisfied themselves
+that an oath was not binding on his conscience; that, under the
+circumstances, an oath taken by him would not be an oath within the
+true meaning of the statutes; and that the House therefore could, and
+ought, to prevent him from going through the form. The Committee
+further suggested that he should be allowed {151} to affirm with a
+view to his right to do so being tested by legal action, pointing to
+the nearly equal balance of votes in the former Committee as a reason
+for desiring a decisive legal solution.
+
+On June 21, Mr. Labouchere moved "that Mr. Bradlaugh, member for the
+borough of Northampton, be admitted to make an affirmation or
+declaration instead of the oath required by law." This speech was
+one of the best he ever made in the House. It was an admirable piece
+of argument and an excellent piece of literature, solidly reasoned
+and witty; "it is contrary to, it is repugnant to, the feelings of
+all men of tolerant minds that any gentleman should be hindered from
+performing civil functions in this world on account of speculative
+opinions about another"--was a terse summing up of the situation
+worthy of Gibbon. His main argument was that the Parliamentary Oaths
+Act of 1866 gave to all persons, legally entitled to affirm in the
+law courts, the right to affirm in Parliament. He further pointed
+out that the refusal to allow Bradlaugh to affirm would be to turn
+him into a martyr. Mr. Bright again made a fine speech in which he
+said, amid ironical cheers from the Opposition, that he pretended to
+no conscience and honour superior to the conscience of Mr. Bradlaugh.
+Mr. Gladstone also spoke cogently in favour of Mr. Labouchere's
+motion. It was, however, lost by a majority of 45, of whom 5 were
+English Liberals and 31 Irish Home Rulers.
+
+On June 23, Mr. Bradlaugh again presented himself at the table of the
+House. The Speaker called on him to withdraw, in accordance with the
+vote of the night before. Mr. Labouchere then moved that "Mr.
+Bradlaugh be now heard at the Bar of the House," following which
+motion Mr. Bradlaugh made an eloquent and dignified defence of his
+position. A confused debate followed, and Mr. Labouchere moved that
+"Yesterday's decision be rescinded," withdrawing his motion, however,
+on an appeal from Mr. Gladstone. The Speaker then recalled Bradlaugh
+to the table, {152} and informed him that the House had nothing to
+say to him beyond once more calling upon him to withdraw. Bradlaugh
+replied: "I beg respectfully to insist on my right as a duly elected
+member for Northampton. I ask you to have the oath administered to
+me in order that I may take my seat, and I respectfully refuse to
+withdraw." After a second admonition from the Speaker, to which
+Bradlaugh replied, "With respect I do refuse to obey the orders of
+the House, which are against the law," the House was appealed to "to
+give authority to the Chair to compel execution of its orders." Mr.
+Gladstone, although called upon, did not rise. He appeared to be
+absorbed in deep thought, and, with his gaze fixed on a vague
+distance, just above the heads of the belligerent theologians, he
+meditatively twirled his thumbs. Northcote hesitatingly moved,
+"though I am not quite sure what the terms of the motion should be,
+that Mr. Speaker do take the necessary steps for requiring and
+enforcing the withdrawal of the honourable member for Northampton."
+The Speaker explained that the motion should simply be "that the
+honourable member do now withdraw." On a division being taken, 326
+voted in favour of the motion and only 38 against. On the Speaker
+renewing his order, Mr. Bradlaugh answered: "With submission to you,
+Sir, the order of the House is against the law, and I respectfully
+refuse to obey it." The Sergeant-at-Arms was now called, and
+touching him on the shoulder, requested him to withdraw. Mr.
+Bradlaugh said: "I will submit to the Sergeant-at-Arms removing me
+below the Bar, but I shall immediately return to the table," and did
+so, saying as he returned toward the table, "I claim my right as a
+member of this House." This little ceremony was repeated twice, the
+House being in an uproar. High above the din, Mr. Bradlaugh's voice
+could be heard shouting: "I claim my right as a member of this House.
+I admit the right of the House to imprison me, but I admit no right
+on the part of the House to exclude me, and I refuse to be excluded."
+He was again led to {153} the Bar by the Sergeant-at-Arms to await
+the House's action.
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh had, no doubt not unintentionally, indicated to his
+enemies the only line they could take. It was his tactic, and a wise
+one, to force the House into the extreme measure of physical force.
+To do so was a fair retort from a Rationalist to his opponents.
+Northcote, complaining again of Mr. Gladstone's inaction, proceeded
+to move that "Mr. Bradlaugh, having defied the authority of the
+House, be taken into the custody of the Sergeant-at-Arms." Mr.
+Labouchere at once rose and said that he would not oppose the
+resolution, although he thought it a somewhat strange thing that a
+citizen of this country should be sent to prison for doing what
+eminent legal gentlemen on his side and an eminent legal gentleman on
+the other side of the House said he had a perfect right to do. He
+was interrupted by cries of "No, No!" He continued that he did not
+know whether honourable members opposite meant to say that the
+honourable and learned gentleman, the late Attorney-General, was not
+an eminent legal authority on such a point. That was the view taken
+by that honourable and learned gentleman. It seemed a somewhat hard
+thing that any one should be put into prison for doing what a general
+consensus of legal opinion in that House held to be his duty and his
+right. But, as the Prime Minister had stated, it was useless to
+oppose the motion, because Mr. Bradlaugh had come into conflict with
+a resolution of the House, whether that resolution were right or
+wrong. He, regretting as he did the necessity that had been forced
+upon the House, did not think he should be serving any good purpose
+in opposing the resolution, or in asking the House to go into a vote
+on this question. He believed himself that the sending of Mr.
+Bradlaugh into custody would be the first step towards his becoming a
+recognised member of the House. It is interesting to note that Mr.
+Parnell also spoke in favour of Mr. Bradlaugh, and said that, if
+Irish members voted for his imprisonment, {154} they would be going
+contrary to the feeling of their country. On a division being taken
+there were 274 Ayes to 7 Noes, and Mr. Bradlaugh was removed in the
+custody of the Sergeant-at-Arms to the Clock Tower.
+
+The imprisonment was rather an insult than an injury. The prisoner
+received his friends freely and openly, and proceeded to the business
+of fighting his battle in the country from his "cell." A cry of
+indignation, which must have greatly surprised the Tories, went up
+all over England, and, on the next day, Northcote, at the urgent
+advice, it is said, of Lord Beaconsfield, moved for Bradlaugh's
+immediate and unconditional release. On Sir Stafford making his
+motion, Mr. Labouchere pointed out to the House, "in order that there
+may be no misconception in the matter," that Mr. Bradlaugh would
+immediately on his release "return to the House and do what the Prime
+Minister, the colleagues of the Prime Minister, the present
+Attorney-General and the late Attorney-General, say he has an
+absolute legal right to do." The motion was nevertheless agreed to,
+and Mr. Bradlaugh was released.
+
+The next day, June 25, Mr. Labouchere gave notice that he should move
+on the following Tuesday that the resolution of the House, which had
+resulted in Mr. Bradlaugh's imprisonment, should be read and
+rescinded. He also asked for special facilities from the Government
+on that day for bringing the matter before the House. Mr. Gladstone,
+whilst reserving his answer as to the particular form of proceeding,
+agreed that "it was certainly requisite and necessary that the
+subject of Mr. Bradlaugh's right should be considered," and promised
+facilities for the day mentioned by Mr. Labouchere. On the Monday,
+however, Mr. Gladstone himself informed the House that the Government
+had framed the following resolution, which they intended to submit:
+"That every person returned as a member of this House, who may claim
+to be a person for the time being by law permitted to make a solemn
+affirmation or {155} declaration instead of taking an oath, shall,
+henceforth (notwithstanding so much of the resolution adopted by this
+House on the 22d of June last, as relates to affirmation), be
+permitted without question to make and subscribe a solemn affirmation
+in the form prescribed by the Parliamentary Oaths Act, 1866, as
+altered by the Promissory Oaths Act, 1868, subject to any liability
+by Statute; and, secondly, that this resolution be a standing Order
+of this House." The Prime Minister then expressed the hope that, as
+the question would be raised in what the Government considered the
+most convenient manner, Mr. Labouchere would not consider it
+necessary to proceed with any motion on the following day. Mr.
+Labouchere withdrew his resolution "after the very satisfactory
+Notice, which has just been given by the Prime Minister."
+
+The next day, when Mr. Gladstone made his motion, Sir John Gorst
+opposed it, on the technical ground that it was a breach of the Rule
+of the House, which laid down that, if a question had been considered
+by the House and a definite judgment pronounced, the same, or what
+was substantially the same, question could not be put again to the
+House during the same session. This contention was, however,
+overruled by the Speaker, and, on a division being taken, the Prime
+Minister's resolution was accepted by a majority of 54, the Ayes
+numbering 303 and the Noes 249. Bradlaugh was now free to affirm at
+his own legal risk, and he did so the next day, thus bringing to a
+conclusion the first movement of this ironic symphony.
+
+There can be no doubt that Mr. Labouchere's great speech of June 21
+contributed powerfully to this result. Apart from the speeches of
+Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Bright, and indeed Mr. Bradlaugh's own fine
+speech at the Bar of the House on June 23, it was the only attempt
+made to present the constitutional and legal aspects of Bradlaugh's
+case in their true light. The subject was one that appealed very
+strongly to Mr. Labouchere. In personal agreement {156} with the
+views which it was sought to penalise in the person of Mr. Bradlaugh
+(although it would have been alien to his temperament to have
+enrolled himself as a partisan of those views), his attack on Mr.
+Bradlaugh's enemies acquired weight and energy from the love of
+individual liberty that was at the bottom of his character, and his
+detestation, on that, as on every other occasion of his public life,
+of oppression and prejudice.
+
+The prejudice aroused by Bradlaugh's entrance into the House of
+Commons was slow to disperse. Numerous petitions for his exclusion
+from Parliament were signed, in some cases, _en bloc_, by
+Sunday-school children. The varieties of English Protestantism were
+all zealous in the good cause, and Cardinal Manning, who wrote a
+violent article in the _Nineteenth Century_ on the subject, succeeded
+in presenting a monster petition from English and exiled Irish Roman
+Catholics. There were, however, some notable exceptions among those
+who represented the religious principle. Several clergymen of the
+Church of England and not a few Non-conformist ministers wrote to the
+papers on his behalf. Newman refused to sign the petition, on
+constitutional grounds, and the "Home Government Association of
+Glasgow" sent to Bradlaugh a resolution stating "that this meeting of
+Irish Roman Catholics ... most emphatically condemns the spirit of
+domination and intolerance arrayed against you, and views with
+astonishment and indignation the cowardly acquiescence and, in a few
+instances, active support, on the part of a large majority of the
+Irish Home Rule members to the policy of oppression exercised against
+you." Such voices were, however, few and far between; in the House
+itself the Opposition could not resist the temptation of such a
+weapon against the Government. It was good policy, as Lord Henry
+Lennox said, in a moment of expansion, "to put that damned Bradlaugh
+on them." Mr. Labouchere held an unswerving course in support of his
+colleague. Temperamentally, as has been said, he did not {157}
+sympathise with Mr. Bradlaugh's attitude. He did not share Mr.
+Bradlaugh's view of the importance of transcendental opinions of any
+shade, and his wider experience of life and human nature led him to
+gauge more truly perhaps, certainly very differently, the value in
+the social scheme of other people's religious belief. He would never
+himself have raised the question raised by Mr. Bradlaugh, but he was
+wise enough to realise that, once it was raised, there was only one
+way of settling it. In the course of his long life, he championed
+many a victim of oppression and prejudice, but it may be doubted
+whether his championship ever showed to greater advantage, was ever
+more firmly based on those wide views of justice which underlie
+genuine political sagacity, and distinguish the true statesman from
+the mere politician, than in the case of Mr. Bradlaugh's
+parliamentary struggle.
+
+The venue of that struggle was shortly transferred to the law courts.
+Bradlaugh had affirmed and taken his seat at his own legal risk.
+During the five months in which Parliament sat between July, 1880,
+and March, 1881, he was one of the most assiduous and energetic
+members of the House. On March 7, the action of one Clarke _v._
+Bradlaugh came on the Court of Queen's Bench before Mr. Justice
+Matthew. On the 11th the judge delivered his judgment, which was
+against the defendant. He said that the Parliamentary Oaths Act,
+cited in his favour by Bradlaugh, only permitted affirmation to
+persons holding religious beliefs. On judgment being delivered
+against him, Bradlaugh applied for a stay of execution of costs, with
+view to an appeal, which was granted, the judge consenting to stay
+his verdict for the opinion of the Court of Appeal to be taken. The
+appeal was heard on March 30 by Lord Justices Bramwell, Lush, and
+Baggallay, but their decision was again adverse to the defendant.
+The point taken was not, as Mr. Labouchere had argued before the
+House, the actual grammatical meaning of the wording of the Act, but
+{158} the intention of the framers of the Act. Their Lordships held
+that it had only been intended to emancipate persons possessed of
+positive religious beliefs rendering the taking of an oath repugnant
+to their consciences. This rendered the second seat for Northampton
+vacant. On April 1 Mr. Labouchere, in the course of moving for a new
+writ for the borough of Northampton, said that a decision had now
+been given against Bradlaugh by three judges, and, in all
+probability, the House of Lords would decide against him. He was
+authorised by Mr. Bradlaugh to say that he fully accepted the law as
+laid down by the Court of Appeal, and that it was not fair that
+Northampton should have one member only--the election might be got
+over by the Easter holidays, and honourable and right honourable
+gentlemen would have an opportunity of considering what course they
+would take should Mr. Bradlaugh be re-elected. The writ was issued,
+and Mr. Bradlaugh was, as Mr. Labouchere had predicted, re-elected on
+April 9. Mr. Labouchere made a speech at Northampton, before the
+election, in defence of his colleague, the interest of which was
+wider than that of the Bradlaugh controversy on account of one
+statement in it. He described his leave-taking of Mr. Gladstone, on
+his departure from London, in these words: "And, men of Northampton,
+that grand old man said to me, as he patted me on the shoulder,
+'Henry my boy, bring him back, bring him back!'" I think Mr.
+Labouchere's autobiographical Muse used a poetic license here. It is
+certainly difficult to imagine Mr. Gladstone patting the member for
+Northampton on the back, and calling him "Henry, my boy." The
+success of this allusion to the Prime Minister, however, was
+enormous, and the name stuck. Mr. Gladstone was the "Grand Old Man"
+for the rest of his life.
+
+As every one knows, Bradlaugh again was not allowed to take his seat.
+That his attitude caused embarrassment to the Liberal party cannot be
+denied. At the end of June, he wrote to Mr. Labouchere on the
+subject of forcing another {159} contest in the House, and Mr.
+Labouchere forwarded his letter to Mr. Chamberlain with the following
+comments:
+
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, July 2, 1881.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Please look at enclosed letter. If you think it
+of any use, show it to Mr. Gladstone. I send it to you in order that
+you may see what are, I take it, the genuine intentions of Bradlaugh.
+I had written to him to suggest that he should go up to the table and
+take the oath at the end of the Session, and I offered if he liked to
+do so on the last day of the Session to talk on until the Black Rod
+appeared, or, if he preferred to do so before, I said that Government
+always had a majority during the last week or two, and that,
+probably, if a division were taken upon expulsion, he would win it.
+
+Yesterday I received a letter from the Executive Committee of the
+Liberal and Radical Caucus at Northampton, telling me that Bradlaugh
+had sent to call a public meeting next Wednesday, and asking me to
+come down to meet the Committee on that day to advise with them what
+to do, as Bradlaugh has asked for a resolution to be passed, in the
+nature of a mandate ordering him to take his seat. I have written
+urging delay, but, of course, in this matter I have to carry out the
+wishes of the constituency, as the question regards them.
+
+Whilst Bradlaugh exaggerates his strength, his opponents
+underestimate it. He can bring together a mob, with a vast number of
+fanatics in it, ready for anything, and he contends that he is
+illegally hindered from taking his seat, and therefore may oppose
+physical force to physical force.
+
+From what I gather, from many Members of Parliament, they are very
+anxious that the matter should be settled this Session, because they
+think that its being kept open will do the Party great harm.
+
+Why cannot the Bill[5] be brought in after the Land Bill? It has but
+one clause, and if our side speak very briefly, the Conservatives
+cannot go on talking for ever on so simple a matter. Moreover, there
+are a good many Conservatives who have told me that they are not
+against the Bill.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+{160}
+
+Mr. Gladstone discouraged Bradlaugh from resorting to any more
+militant methods just then, and intimated that it would be useless to
+bring in the Oaths Bill, as they proposed to close the session early
+in August, and they could not hope to carry any strongly
+controversial measure after the Land Bill.
+
+This book is not a life of Bradlaugh, and it is enough to have noted
+here the first phase of the ignoble struggle. As is well known,
+Bradlaugh returned to the House, and following Mr. Labouchere's
+suggestion, administered the oath to himself. A sordid fight ensued
+on the attempt to remove him forcibly, in which no merely formal
+violence was offered. His clothes were torn off his back and,
+although a man of unusual physical strength, he fainted in the
+_mêlée_. Bradlaugh, in that Parliament, was never allowed to
+discharge his duty as a member. Once more re-elected by the
+constituency in the General Election of 1885, the Speaker would
+suffer no intervention, and he took the oath and his seat, and in
+1888, in spite of a Conservative majority, secured the passing of an
+Affirmation Bill. Finally, in 1891, when Mr. Bradlaugh was lying on
+his death-bed, after a brief parliamentary career that had won for
+him the respect of all parties, the resolution of January 22, 1881,
+that had been passed amid "such ecstatic transports," was expunged
+from the records of the House. I cannot refrain from quoting the
+fine tribute paid to his memory and excellent summing up of the case
+as bearing on the real crux of the situation, made by Mr. Gladstone,
+a few days later, in the course of introducing his Religious
+Disabilities Removal Bill on February 4:
+
+
+A distinguished man and an admirable member of this House was laid
+yesterday in his mother earth. He was the subject of a long
+controversy in this House, the beginning of which we recollect and
+the ending of which we recollect. We remember with what zeal it was
+prosecuted; we remember how summarily {161} it was dropped; we
+remember also what reparation has been done within the last few days
+to the distinguished man who was the immediate object of that
+controversy. But does anybody who hears me believe that the
+controversy so prosecuted and so abandoned was beneficial to the
+Christian Religion?
+
+
+Throughout that controversy, his fellow-member for Northampton was
+his loyal colleague both in the country and the House. In season and
+out of season Mr. Labouchere spoke, moved, and agitated until the
+victory, to which his advocacy was so important a contribution, was
+won, and, after Bradlaugh's death in 1891, he published the following
+paragraphs in the pages of _Truth_, bearing witness to the nobility
+of Bradlaugh's character:
+
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a man of herculean physical strength, but of great
+nervous susceptibility. I believe that he never entirely recovered
+from the rough usage which he met with when he sought to force his
+way into the House of Commons. Last year he had a serious illness.
+He recovered, but he came out of it a broken man. He would not,
+however, admit this, and he struggled on in the House of Commons, at
+public meetings, and at his desk, with the sad result that we all
+know.
+
+Never was a man less understood. I never knew any one with a
+stronger sense of public decorum or with a deeper respect for law.
+When he asked leave to affirm in the House of Commons it was said by
+some that he was seeking notoriety; by others, that he wished to defy
+the law. What led to it was this: I was sitting by his side when the
+Parliament of 1881 met, and he said to me, "I shall ask to be allowed
+to affirm, as with my views this would be more decorous than for me
+to take the oath." I replied, "Are you sure that you legally can
+affirm?" "Yes," he answered; "I have looked closely into the matter
+and I am satisfied of my legal right." His attempt to affirm was,
+therefore, solely due to a desire to respect the feelings of others,
+and to the conviction that the law allowed him to do so.
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was my colleague for ten years. During all these years
+our relations, political and personal, were always of the most
+cordial character. He was in private life a thoroughly {162} true
+and amiable man, whilst in public life he was ever ready to sacrifice
+popularity to his convictions of what was right. He was, as is
+known, an atheist, but his standard of duty was a very high one, and
+he lived up to it. His life was an example to Christians, for he
+abounded in every Christian virtue. This the House of Commons came
+at last to recognise. I do not think that there is a single member
+more popular or more respected than he was on both sides. Often and
+often Conservatives have, in a friendly way, said to me: "What a much
+better man your colleague is than you are!" And I heartily agreed
+with them.
+
+Regarding money, he was more than disinterested. So that he had
+enough to pay for his food, his clothes, and for his modest lodging
+in St. John's Wood, he never seemed to trouble himself as to ways and
+means. In one part of his life he had been led into some sort of
+commercial enterprise which did not succeed, and the failure resulted
+in his owing a considerable sum. He called his creditors together,
+told them that he had nothing, but if they would agree to wait he
+would pay them twenty shillings in the pound. They trusted him. He
+went to America, made the money by lecturing; returned, called them
+together, and fulfilled his promise. His lodgings in St. John's Wood
+were over a music shop. They consisted of one or two bedrooms and of
+a large room, with deal shelves round it for his books, an old bureau
+where he wrote, and a few chairs and tables. He had a great
+affection for his books, and the only time I ever saw him disquieted
+about money matters was when he feared that he might have to give
+them up, owing to some bankruptcy proceedings that were threatened,
+in consequence of one of his numerous actions on the oath question.
+
+
+In an article, published in the _Northampton Echo_ just after the
+death of Mr. Labouchere, that able writer, Mr. C. A. McCurdy,
+comments thus on the first Radical members for Northampton:
+
+
+What a strangely assorted pair Northampton's two members were in
+those days! Bradlaugh, a giant in stature as in intellect,
+Boanergian in his oratory, tremendous in the strength of it, sweeping
+away opposition by the force of its torrent--Labouchere, {163} with
+his slight figure, his quiet, sardonic manner, wielding a rapier
+which was sometimes even more deadly than the battle-axe and
+broadsword of his colleague. His aristocratic connections and his
+wealth accentuated the clear and strong outline of his Radicalism.
+His disregard of convention, his simplicity, his courage, his
+irrepressible gaiety and wit, the audacity of his envenomed personal
+assaults, the passionless quality of it all, the cynic's pose--all
+this, combined with his encyclopædic knowledge and the sureness of
+his aim in controversy, made him the idol of Northampton Radicals.
+How they laughed at his solemn assumption of moderation and
+orthodoxy! But how sure they were of his earnestness and conviction!
+And how proud of his easy triumphs in the battles of the wits, of his
+courage and resource in the conflicts of Parliament and the political
+fame which he, working loyally with Bradlaugh, helped to win for
+Northampton![6]
+
+
+It is impossible before leaving the subject of Mr. Bradlaugh's
+struggle for liberty of conscience, not to recall the very similar
+episode of Wilkes' fight with the House of Commons a little more than
+a hundred years earlier. Mr. Labouchere, speaking in the House on
+the occasion of Bradlaugh's presenting himself to take the oath,
+after his re-election in 1884, pointed out that behind his colleague
+stood the people of England. He continued: "I do not say this from
+any feeling of regard or affection for Mr. Bradlaugh. as an
+individual; assume if you like that Mr. Bradlaugh is, the vilest of
+men [Mr. Warton, Hear, hear!], as was stated by Mr. Wilkes, 'in
+attacking the rights of the vilest of men you have attacked the
+rights of the most noble of mankind.'"[7] Bradlaugh established the
+principle that legislative rights are wholly independent of religious
+belief, and that what Drummond Wolff called "the distinct negation of
+anything like perpetual morality or conscience and the existence of
+God," does not affect a man's capacity for the exercise of his
+political rights.
+
+{164}
+
+This means that the modern state is non-theistic, and that our
+civilisation, of which the state is the political expression, is
+based on those positive social needs of man to which theological
+problems, however interesting in themselves, are irrelevant. Thus,
+in Bradlaugh's victory, to the winning of which Mr. Labouchere so
+powerfully contributed, one of the most important principles of 1789
+was definitely ratified by the representatives of the people, the
+Lords, spiritual and temporal, and the sovereign of this country.
+
+A truly momentous event, the importance of which it would be hard to
+overestimate. For it means that God has ceased to exist in England
+as a political entity. In like manner, the action of Wilkes, in
+severely criticising the Speech from the Throne in the _North Briton_
+for April 23, 1762, and condemning the Ministers who were responsible
+for its production, raised, and settled for ever in England the
+question of the political position of the sovereign. In both cases
+the man who dared to raise such points was pursued rancorously and
+unfairly by the partisans of officialdom, in both cases the utmost
+force of law and order arrayed against him failed. The enemies of
+Wilkes and Bradlaugh failed, because the stars in their courses
+fought against them--because the time had gone by when kings could
+rule as well as reign, or when the qualification of religious belief
+was necessary for the full rights of citizenship.
+
+
+
+[1] The late Lord Randolph Churchill once referred in the House of
+Commons to Mr. Labouchere (greatly to his delight) by this title.
+
+[2] I have followed in this chapter the admirable account of
+Bradlaugh's parliamentary struggle given by Mr. J. M. Robertson,
+M.P., in the second part of Mrs. Bradlaugh Bonner's _Charles
+Bradlaugh: Life and Work_.
+
+[3] _Northampton Mercury_, March 27, 1880.
+
+[4] _Ibid._
+
+[5] The Oaths Bill.
+
+[6] _Northampton Echo_, January 17, 1912.
+
+[7] _Hansard_, February 11, 1884, vol. 284.
+
+
+
+
+{165}
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+LABOUCHERE AND IRELAND
+
+1881-1883
+
+When Lord Cowper, the Irish Viceroy, under the influence of the Chief
+Secretary, Mr. Forster, represented to Mr. Gladstone in the early
+autumn of 1880 the necessity of coercive measures for the government
+of Ireland, he found the Prime Minister profoundly opposed to
+departure from the ordinary law. The Viceroy was pressed to suspend
+the Habeas Corpus Act by every agent, every landlord, every
+magistrate in the country. The number of outrages against life and
+property had increased _pari passu_ with the number of evictions.
+The Land League, which had been formed, under the presidency of
+Parnell, the preceding year, had taken up the cause of the evicted
+tenants and, by establishing the elaborate system of persecution,
+named after its first victim, Lord Mayo's English agent, Captain
+Boycott, rendered it almost impossible to let farms from which a
+tenant had been evicted. When, on September 25, Lord Mountmorres, a
+poor man with a small estate, who could really not afford to reduce
+his rents, was murdered, such was the popular detestation of the
+murdered man that the owner of the nearest house refused shelter to
+the corpse, no hearse could be obtained to convey it to the grave,
+and the family had to fly to England. The maiming of cattle, a {166}
+method of reprisal constantly adopted by evicted tenants, further
+contributed to inflame English opinion, both in and out of Ireland,
+against the Nationalist party, who were held responsible by the man
+in the street for everything that was going on. Mr. Bright was still
+more opposed than Mr. Gladstone to the repeal of the Habeas Corpus,
+and so was Mr. Chamberlain, who had joined the Government as
+President of the Board of Trade. Before giving way to Mr. Forster,
+the Cabinet determined to use the ordinary methods of law, and
+prosecuted the heads of the Land League for "conspiring to prevent
+the payment of rent, resist the process of eviction, and obstruct the
+letting of surrendered farms." The public announcement of the
+prosecution in no way intimidated the Land League. The prosecution,
+although announced on November 3, did not, on account of legal
+delays, begin until after Christmas. Disorder at once became more
+rampant and outrages more frequent. On November 23, Cowper wrote
+again to Mr. Gladstone, threatening his resignation in the following
+January, if he were not given fuller powers. On December 12, he made
+his last appeal, urging that Parliament should be immediately
+summoned. Mr. Gladstone yielded the very day before the trial of the
+Land League began in Dublin, and summoned Parliament for January 6,
+1881.
+
+On the first night of the session Mr. Forster gave notice of the
+introduction of Bills for the protection of life and property in
+Ireland. But the Irish members had taken the phrase in the Queen's
+Speech that "additional powers are required by the Irish Government
+for the protection of life and property," as a declaration of war,
+and commenced the policy of obstruction of which they were afterwards
+to make so powerful a weapon. They succeeded in protracting the
+debate on the Address for eleven days.
+
+Forster's case was a very simple one. The Land League was supreme,
+and its power must be crippled. This could only be done by extending
+the range of the executive. With {167} the suspension of Habeas
+Corpus the authors of the outrages, who were known to the police,
+could be arrested and the course of justice would not be interfered
+with by corrupt evidence. It was the point of view of the official
+responsible for public order, that and nothing more. Mr. Parnell's
+view pierced the surface facts of the case. The League did nothing
+but organise and express the public opinion of Ireland. The
+Government's policy was simply one of coercion, that is, of violence.
+Although it was admitted that wrongs were endured, the Government's
+policy did not include any method of redressing those wrongs.
+Eviction of tenants who could not possibly pay their rent through no
+fault of their own was palpable injustice. Let that injustice be put
+an end to, and outrages would soon cease. It was clearly the duty of
+the representatives of Ireland to put every difficulty in the way of
+the passing of such a measure as the Chief Secretary's.
+
+At this stage of his career Mr. Labouchere was not a Home Ruler. In
+his first speech to his electors at Northampton,[1] he had said: "I
+really have not understood myself what Home Rule means. I should be
+exceedingly sorry to see the Union between Great Britain and Ireland
+done away with. I think it is absolutely necessary for the
+well-being of both countries, but I am myself in favour of as much
+local government, not only in Ireland, but in all parts of England as
+possible." He was voicing the views of Mr. Chamberlain, whose
+trumpet from the beginning had set forth no uncertain sound, for the
+member for Birmingham was then, and remained, unalterably opposed to
+the separation of the two kingdoms, and to the institution of an
+Independent Parliament in Dublin.
+
+On January 27, Forster's Bill for the Protection of Life and Property
+in Ireland having been introduced three days previously, Mr.
+Labouchere, speaking in favour of an amendment introduced in his name
+to the effect "that no Bill for {168} the Protection of Life and
+Property in Ireland will be satisfactory which does not include
+protection to the tenant in cases where it can be shown, to the
+satisfaction of a Court of Justice, that the tenant's rent is
+excessive or that he is unable, owing to temporary circumstances, to
+pay it," said that, while he was a genuine supporter of the Prime
+Minister, he did not intend to rain down blessings on that
+gentleman's head that evening. He found himself occupying a singular
+position. He was returned there as a Radical by a very advanced
+constituency, and, to his surprise, he found himself almost alone
+with his colleague as an advocate of Conservatism in the real, though
+not in the party, sense of the word. He was there to defend the
+Habeas Corpus. He was ready to admit that Englishmen had many
+virtues, but they were somewhat intolerant, and they were curiously
+intolerant when any country under their rule ventured to have the
+same virtues as themselves. There was nothing they valued so highly
+as self-government, and yet, when Ireland asked for self-government
+in local matters, they regarded the demand as something monstrous and
+intolerable. The Chief Secretary had urged that the Bill must be
+passed as quickly as possible on account of outrages! He must
+remember that there were such things as standing orders, and that
+honourable gentlemen opposite would be able to delay the Bill for a
+considerable time.... It was taking a really too Arcadian view of
+human nature to suppose that honourable gentlemen opposite would not
+use--or even misuse--every standing order of the House to prevent the
+passing of such a Bill. The right honourable gentleman seemed to
+have thought, in pleading urgency, that the Irish members would act
+like the "dilly, dilly ducks" which came to be killed when they were
+called. The reports of the outrages had come from magistrates most
+of whom were landowners, and from police constables; and they knew in
+England how to judge of constables' evidence. (Oh! oh!) He quoted a
+return. "Injured persons were Margaret Lydon, Patrick Whalem, and
+{169} Bridget Whalem. It appeared that: A dispute arose about the
+possession of a small plot of ground, and John Lydon assaulted the
+injured persons. Yet, in the very next case, John Lydon appeared as
+the injured person, because he was assaulted as the time of the above
+dispute by his own wife. This was obviously a little domestic
+difference between a husband and his spouse, yet it was converted
+into two separate outrages. As regarded cattle maiming, it was no
+new thing. Dean Swift jeered at his countrymen on the subject. 'Did
+they, like Don Quixote, look on a flock of sheep as an army?'"
+Labouchere wound up his speech, after pointing out the danger of the
+Chief Secretary's "hideous doctrine of constructive treason" and
+animadverting on the idea of making use of secret informers, whom he
+regarded as "the lowest, vilest, and most contemptible of the human
+race," by stating that the purpose of the Bill was not to suppress
+outrages or exclusive dealing, but solely to enable landlords to
+collect their rents.[2] Mr. Serjeant Simon retorted in his defence
+of the Bill, not quite unjustly perhaps, that Mr. Labouchere's speech
+had been more facetious than fair, more humorous than consistent.
+Certainly the John Lydon mixed outrage was a hardly representative
+specimen of the statistics before the House. The O'Donoghue, on the
+other hand, had listened to the speech with great pleasure, and felt
+sure it would be received with satisfaction by a larger circle
+outside the constituency of Northampton when public opinion in
+England and Scotland came to be enlightened on this subject.
+Labouchere continued to argue against the Bill in Committee in every
+imaginable way. Much of his argument was mere heckling of Mr.
+Forster. He was always a little inclined to confuse the floor of the
+House with the hustings, a state of mind which sometimes deprived his
+speeches of the persuasive value that their argumentative ability
+deserved. Every now and then he made a crushing point against the
+Government. {170} "The Home Secretary (Sir William Harcourt)," he
+said, "had incited a prejudice against the Land League by quoting
+what the Fenians had done in America. He had read a speech from a
+Mr. Devoy, an American Fenian, to the effect that he had contemplated
+blowing up the entire Government of this country, most of the towns
+in this country and the capital, and, is this monster, the Home
+Secretary had asked, to be allowed to say these things without
+protest? He had pointed out the terrible consequences of this
+speech: how a certain Patrick Stewart immediately subscribed the sum
+of one dollar that these intentions might be carried out.... Such
+men as Redpath (another American Fenian) and Devoy, the Right
+Honourable gentleman told them, would 'come over to Ireland, and the
+Bill is intended for those gentlemen.' Surely," pursued Mr.
+Labouchere blandly, "the Right Honourable gentleman was an eminent
+authority on international law and must be aware that, if these
+Americans were to come over to Ireland, and if they were to be taken
+up on mere suspicion and put in prison for eighteen months without
+being told, or without their Minister in England being told, for what
+they were put in prison, we should get, and rightly too, into
+considerable difficulty with the American Government. (Sir William
+Harcourt: No!) The Right Honourable gentleman said no. Perhaps he
+meant that he would get us out of the difficulty. But would it not
+have been better to have brought in an Aliens Bill than to suspend
+the Habeas Corpus in Ireland? It was a strange thing to suspend the
+Habeas Corpus in Ireland, because an American had made a speech in
+America."[3] This characteristic speech is a very good specimen of
+Labouchere's method in attack. His manner was one of irresponsible
+persiflage, stinging and exasperating those of his opponents whom it
+failed to amuse,[4] his matter both sound and serious. It would have
+been difficult to have summed up {171} Forster's Bill better than
+Labouchere did in the following list of "Alleged advantages and real
+disadvantages of the Bill." (1) Alleged advantages: (_a_) it would
+drive a certain number of crazy Fenians out of Ireland. (_b_) It
+would lead to the imprisonment of certain village ruffians who
+probably deserve it. (_c_) It would enable landlords to collect
+their rents. (2) Disadvantages: (_a_) It would do away with the
+useful action of the Land League. (_b_) It would enable the
+landlords not only to collect their rents from men who could pay
+them, but also to evict from their small holdings men who could
+not--the very thing the Land League had been preventing. (_c_) It
+would alienate all classes in Ireland from the English connection.
+(_d_) It would substitute secret societies for the open society
+called the Land League. (_e_) The Government would be playing into
+the hands of the Fenians, who would acquire an influence they did not
+then possess. Certainly it would have been difficult to prophesy
+more accurately what were the actual consequences of the passing of
+the Coercion Bill. He concluded his speech on this occasion by
+warning the Irish members not to persevere in a policy of
+obstruction, both on account of the prejudice it created against them
+and on account of the excellence of their cause. Let that cause be
+stated fairly and honestly to the English people--let it be allowed
+to stand on its own merits. He believed many people in England were
+already very much inclined to take the same view as many Irishmen on
+Irish matters. There were many points on which the democracy of
+England and Ireland ought to unite. He therefore hoped that
+honourable gentlemen opposite would not be carried away by the
+irritation of the moment. He hated the Coercion Bill as much as they
+did, but he could not shut his eyes to the fact that the Liberals,
+not the Conservatives, had done the best for Ireland, and he wound up
+with a eulogy in this connection of the "two patron saints of my
+political calendar"--Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Bright.[5]
+
+{172}
+
+The Arms Bill--or the Peace Preservation Bill, as it was called--by
+which the Coercion Bill was promptly followed, was another target for
+Mr. Labouchere's darts. He pointed out the suspicious nature of the
+support given by the Opposition to the Government, which delayed the
+introduction of Liberal legislation for England and widened the
+breach between the Liberal party and the Irish.
+
+Perhaps the most serious and immediate consequence of the Coercion
+Act was the arrest of Parnell, which took place on October 13. This
+event, which caused frenzied joy in England, was one of Forster's
+worst mistakes in Ireland. The Land League at once issued a "No
+rent" manifesto. It was signed by Parnell, Dillon, Sexton, and
+Brennan, who were all in Kilmainham Gaol, and Egan, the treasurer of
+the League at Paris. Forster, not sorry to be able to do so,
+retorted by proclaiming the League an illegal association, the
+legality of which proceeding was doubtful, according to Lord
+Eversley. It had been impossible to convict the League of a
+violation of the law and the Coercion Act contained no clause
+authorising its suppression. On the other hand, the "No rent"
+manifesto was also an obvious blunder. The clergy denounced it from
+every altar in Ireland, as indeed they could hardly help doing, and
+only in the west, where large bodies of the poorer tenants were
+already refusing to pay their rents without deduction, did it take
+effect. The agrarian war was consequently intensified, and English
+opinion greatly incensed. The local heads of the League were
+arrested all over the disturbed areas, and the Coercion Act pressed
+into the service of landlords to enable them to collect their rents,
+no matter how excessive they might be. Evictions were naturally
+multiplied. Most serious consequence of all--and directly traceable
+to the ill-advised arrest of Parnell and the leaders of the Land
+League--secret societies, with their inevitable accompaniment of
+crime and outrage, began to take the place of open and, at least
+relatively, constitutional agitation. Parnell {173} had been asked
+by an admirer, who would take his place in case of his arrest.
+"Captain Moonlight will take my place," was his grim reply. Captain
+Moonlight did so. During the months preceding the passing of the
+Coercion Act there were seven homicides, twenty-one cases of firing
+at the person, and sixty-two of firing into dwellings.
+
+The work of the suppressed Land League was carried on by the Ladies'
+Land League under the presidency of Parnell's sister. The ladies, if
+they did not actually stimulate crime, did little to suppress it.
+When Parnell eventually emerged from Kilmainham, he was furious with
+them, both on account of their policy and their extravagance.
+Outrages had increased, and they had spent £70,000 during the seven
+months of his incarceration!
+
+The Coercion Act had evidently failed to produce the results
+expected. Nevertheless, Forster and Lord Cowper could think of
+nothing but more coercion. Gladstone refused to accede to their
+proposals. He had never liked coercion himself, and his hands were
+strengthened by the support of Chamberlain in the Cabinet, who was
+energetically backed in the press by John Morley, then editing the
+_Pall Mall Gazette_. Meanwhile Parnell, realising that his prolonged
+detention at Kilmainham was damaging his cause, entered into
+negotiations with the Government by means of Captain O'Shea; and
+although Mr. Gladstone was, no doubt, literally truthful in denying
+the existence of any formal "treaty," an understanding was reached
+between the Government and the Irish leader. The main source of
+unrest and disorder in the country was, according to Parnell, the
+smaller tenants, some 100,000 in number, who were utterly unable to
+pay the arrears of rent due from them, and were, in consequence,
+liable at any moment to eviction. The Government must deal in a
+generous and statesmanlike way with the lot of these unhappy people.
+Parnell, if free to resume an effective leadership, would be able to
+do much to curb the criminal forces set in motion by the secret
+societies. {174} On May 2, Parnell and his companions were released
+from Kilmainham, and Forster and Lord Cowper at once resigned.
+
+Forster made his statement in the House on May 4. It was to the
+effect that the state of the country did not justify the release of
+Parnell without a new Coercion Act. Just as he had uttered the
+following words, "There are two warrants which I signed in regard to
+the member for the City of Cork--" Parnell entered the House. It was
+a dramatic scene. Deafening cheers broke from the Irish benches,
+drowning Forster's voice and preventing the conclusion of the
+sentence from being heard. Parnell quickly surveyed the situation,
+and, bowing to the Speaker, passed "with head erect and measured
+tread to his place, the victor of the House."
+
+Mr. Gladstone answered Forster, saying that the circumstances which
+had warranted Parnell's arrest no longer existed, and that "he had an
+assurance that if the Government dealt with the arrears question, the
+three members released would range themselves on the side of law and
+order." Parnell then intervened, saying that he had in no way
+suggested any bargain with the Prime Minister, but that there could
+be no doubt that a settlement of the arrears question would have an
+enormous effect in the restoration of law and order, and would take
+away the last excuse for outrage.
+
+Irish prospects had not looked brighter in the House for many a year,
+but, unfortunately, only two days after the memorable afternoon on
+which Mr. Gladstone dissociated himself from his sometime Irish
+Minister and threw himself into Parnell's arms, England was horrified
+by a terrible tragedy. Lord Spencer and Lord Frederick Cavendish had
+been appointed to the vacant offices of Lord Cowper and Mr. Forster.
+The new Chief Secretary and Mr. Burke, permanent Under-Secretary,
+were murdered close to the Vice-regal Lodge in Phœnix Park, on the
+evening following Lord Spencer's state entry into Dublin. Mr.
+O'Brien, in his _Life of Parnell_, says that "Cavendish was killed
+simply {175} through the accident of his being with Mr. Burke, whose
+death was the real object of the assassins."[6] No one was more
+overwhelmed by the tragedy than Parnell himself. "How can I," he
+said, "carry on a public agitation if I am stabbed in the back in
+this way?"
+
+The House met on the 8th, and Parnell made a short, straightforward
+speech, condemning the outrages in unqualified terms. He also
+expressed the fear that the Government would feel themselves obliged,
+under the circumstances, to revert to coercion. His fear was
+justified, and on May 11, the Home Secretary, Sir William Harcourt,
+introduced a Crimes Bill, based on previous suggestions of Lord
+Cowper.
+
+It is easy to see now that this proceeding was a mistake. It should
+have been evident to any unbiassed observer that, far from Parnell
+and the League being responsible for outrages, whether agrarian or
+political, it was during the imprisonment of Parnell and after the
+dissolution of the League that they increased and finally led up to
+the tragedy of Phœnix Park. But the Government had to count with
+English opinion, which was exasperated by the murder of Burke and
+Cavendish almost to the point of hysteria. To most English people
+Ireland was little more than a geographical expression; in so far as
+it connoted anything else, it bored and disgusted them. Parnell
+indicated the true inwardness of Mr. Gladstone's altered attitude in
+a speech on May 20, in which he said: "I regret that the event in
+Phœnix Park has prevented him (Mr. Gladstone) continuing the
+course of conciliation that we had expected from him. I regret that,
+owing to the exigencies of his party, of his position in the country,
+he has felt himself compelled to turn from that course of
+conciliation and concession into the horrible paths of coercion."
+
+Labouchere took Mr. Parnell's view of the situation, and argued with
+much zest against the worst features of the Crimes Bill. Speaking on
+May 18, on the second reading, {176} he said that it was clear from
+the fact that the House was now asked to pass a remedial measure (the
+Arrears Bill) and a Coercion Bill that the former policy of the
+Government had been a failure.
+
+But the present Coercion Bill erred precisely in the same direction
+that the other had done, because it was not aimed solely at outrage,
+but was directed at honourable members sitting opposite. In fact he
+(Mr. Labouchere) could see the trail of the honourable member for
+Bradford (Mr. W. E. Forster) and of his policy in this measure. The
+Government ought to try to get the majority of the Irish people on
+their side to fight with them against outrage. Was this Bill likely
+to enlist the sympathies of the Irish members? Mr. Labouchere
+expressed the principle of his objection to the Bill by saying that
+as long as political and criminal elements were mixed up in the Bill
+he could not vote for it. He objected particularly to the following
+features. The "intimidation clause" went too far, being directed
+against boycotting, which, although it had its bad features, was, as
+a system of exclusive trading, legitimate. He considered it
+"monstrous" that the authorities should have power to detain any
+person out after sunset. He objected to the clause dealing with the
+press, and he thought that three years was too long a period for the
+Bill to remain in force. Who could say who might be Lord-Lieutenant
+in three years? He could not imagine anything more horrible than
+that, say, the right honourable gentleman the member for North
+Lincolnshire (Mr. J. Lowther) should be invested with the powers of
+the Bill. The consequence would perhaps be, that if the Prime
+Minister went over to Ireland, he would be arrested and put into
+prison. His admiration for the Prime Minister was increasing, but
+all his colleagues were not as well minded as himself. There seemed
+to be two currents in the cabinet-- some members who desired to do
+all they could for Ireland being baulked by those of their colleagues
+called Whigs.[7] {177} Mr. Labouchere worked out of Parliament, as
+well as in, for the improvement of the Bill. He was incessantly
+negotiating both with the Government and the Irish leaders to defeat
+what he felt to be its impossible features and to modify the
+remaining ones in the direction of conciliation. He had written two
+days before the speech just mentioned to Mr. Chamberlain as follows:
+
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 16, 1882.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I enclose Bill with Healy's amendments. He says
+that what he means in the suggested changes in the Intimidation
+Clause is, that only a person who actually threatens a person with
+injury should come under the provisions of the Bill. What he objects
+to is constructive intimidation.
+
+I went through the Bill thus amended with Parnell. He agrees with
+them in the main, but would like to have the opinion of a lawyer with
+regard to them. Like Healy, his chief objection is to constructive
+intimidation. He says that if the Government will meet him and his
+party in the conciliatory spirit of the amendments, he will promise
+that the opposition to the Bill shall be conducted on honest
+Parliamentary lines, and that there shall be no abstention. He
+specially urges that the Bill shall only be in operation until the
+close of next session; he puts this on two grounds: (1) That the
+Tories may possibly come in at the end of that time. (2) That he may
+be able to advise the Irish to be quiet in the hopes of no renewal of
+the Bill.
+
+He says that he is in a very difficult position between the
+Government and the secret societies. The latter, he says, are more
+numerous than are supposed; that most of those connected with them
+only wish to be let alone, but that he greatly fears that if they are
+disgusted they will commit outrages. The late murders, he seems to
+think, were, when agrarian, the acts of men who had a grudge against
+a particular individual, and, when political, the acts of skirmishers
+from America. I really think that he is most anxious to be able to
+support the Government; he fully admits that a Bill is necessary on
+account of English opinion, but he does not wish to have it applied
+to himself, and he doubts whether it will be really effectual against
+the outrage mongers.
+
+{178}
+
+Healy goes so far as to say that if the Prime Minister or you were to
+administer the Bill it would do no harm, and that he is not greatly
+afraid of it in the hands of Lord Spencer, but that it would be a
+monstrous weapon of oppression in the hands of Jim Lowther. I am
+sure that with conciliation you can now, for the first time, get the
+Parnellites on your side.
+
+
+This letter Mr. Chamberlain sent to Mr. Gladstone, promising to bring
+the draft of the Bill to the House that afternoon.
+
+Mr. Labouchere continued to Mr. Chamberlain on the following day:
+
+
+He (Healy) points out that even the Conservative newspapers are
+against the Newspaper Clause, and he wants it made applicable only to
+newspapers printed out of Ireland. With regard to the Search Clause,
+he will make a fight for nominative warrants, and he also wants an
+amendment securing an indemnity in case of injury done to property by
+the searchers. He points out that there ought to be a right of
+appeal from the County Court Judge to the Queen's Bench. With
+respect to the Intimidation Clause, he seems to approve of cutting
+out the definition clause, but is very anxious for some restriction
+in the terms of the clause, so that there may be no crime of
+constructive intimidation.
+
+There is to be a private meeting at one to-morrow of himself,
+Parnell, T. P. O'Connor, and Sexton. He will say to them that he
+thinks that Government will agree to the County Court Judges and to
+the period of the Bill being shortened. He will, however, before the
+meeting, go further into details as regards the position with
+Parnell. He is most desirous that there should be no plea for saying
+that there is a bargain of any kind. I have told him that, in the
+Prime Minister, they have a friend, but that they must take into
+consideration his position as the leader of a Government where
+possibly all are not as well disposed, and as the head of a country
+where there is a popular outcry for stringent measures.
+
+
+On May 22, he wrote again, after a further interview with Parnell:
+
+
+{179}
+
+This is about the sum total of what Parnell took an hour to tell me.
+He does not in the least complain of you, and really is most anxious
+to get on with the Government if possible. He wants me to let him
+know as soon as possible to-morrow whether he is to consider that
+there is to be no concession.
+
+Parnell says: That the Arrears Bill has been very well received in
+Ireland, and that, if it be followed by one making certain
+modifications of no very important character in the Land Bill, he is
+convinced that the situation will greatly improve, provided that
+concessions be made in the Coercion Bill.
+
+He suggests that the Coercion and the Arrears Bill move forward _pari
+passu_, and that only small progress be made with the Coercion Bill
+before Whitsuntide, in order to give time for the passions to cool,
+and for persons to see by experience that the condition of Ireland is
+not so bad as is supposed.
+
+If urgency is to be voted on the Coercion Bill, he asks that it
+should be voted by a simple majority, and that it should be stated
+that it will be used whenever any Legislative measures in regard to
+Ireland are brought forward during the Session and obstructed by the
+Conservatives.
+
+He greatly regrets the speech of Davitt, but says that he (Davitt)
+has no intention to go to Ireland, and that his land scheme is a
+little fad of his own.
+
+He says that he is most anxious for a _modus vivendi_, and believes
+that if the present opportunity for establishing one be let pass, it
+is not likely to recur. He and his friends, he says, are incurring
+the serious risk of assassination in their efforts to bring it about,
+and he thinks that his suggestions ought to be judged on their
+merits, but that, with the Coercion Act as it is, there will be so
+much anger and ill-feeling in Ireland, that all alliance with the
+Liberal party will be impossible.
+
+He points out, not as a matter of bargain, but as a fact, that the
+Liberals may--if only there be concessions on the Coercion Bill, and
+a few modifications in the Land Bill--count on the Irish vote, as
+against the Conservatives, and suggests that this will make the
+Government absolutely safe, even though there be Whig defections.
+
+
+Mr. Labouchere continued, as will be seen by the following {180}
+letters to Mr. Chamberlain, to press the views of the Irish leaders
+upon the Government.
+
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 3, 1882.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--We have done our best during your absence to hold
+our own against Harcourt. The only important issue yet raised has
+been the exclusion of treason and treason felony from the Bill.
+
+On Thursday I went to Grosvenor from Parnell to ask that the debate
+should be adjourned. Gladstone said that Parnell ought to consider
+that after Harcourt's "no surrender" speech the Government would not
+be able to give in the next day, and that the division if taken would
+be larger on Thursday than on Friday, and that the matter might be
+reconsidered in Report. I said that if Government would give any
+private assurance, or if Gladstone would say in the House, that the
+exclusion would be favourably considered on Report, he could have the
+division at once. This latter he was afraid to do, for Harcourt, as
+sulky as a bear, was glaring at him. He therefore agreed to consent
+"with regret" to the adjournment. When, however, Parnell moved it,
+our idiots and the Conservatives shouted so loudly "no," that a
+division had to be taken. Then Healy moved it, on which Gladstone
+did hint at the Report, but said nothing definite, except that it
+would be impossible to consult at once with the Irish Executive. The
+next day, Grosvenor wrote to me to say that he spoke without
+prejudice and held out no hope, but would I call "Parnell's attention
+to one sentence in one of Gladstone's concluding speeches, which was
+to the effect that it was impossible to call the attention of the
+Irish Government to the question of omitting treason and treason
+felony, between last night and this day, and therefore it would be
+better to bring up the question again on Report. Please ask Parnell
+to consider this fact."
+
+On Friday morning the Irish held a meeting, and they agreed to keep
+what they did secret, decided that if treason were retained, at least
+treason felony should be eliminated.
+
+On the House meeting Trevelyan tackled me, and said: "I am opposed to
+the insertion of treason and treason felony, and {181} I am disposed
+to make large concessions. You know that I am a person of strong
+will. I now understand the Bill, and you will see how I shall act."
+
+Grosvenor also said that I need not believe him, as he quite agreed
+with me, but that Harcourt was the difficulty. I asked him whether
+he would agree that if Lord Spencer said that treason and treason
+felony were not needed, they should be struck out on Report. He
+replied that the onus could not be thrown on Spencer, but that it
+must be the act of the Cabinet.
+
+So after seeing Parnell it was agreed that the division should be
+taken at 7.30.
+
+Why Parnell is making such a fight over this, and will make a fight
+over the Intimidation Clause, is that unless concession be made, he
+will find it difficult to hold his own. Egan, he says, wants to
+carry on the agitation from Paris, in which case it will be illegal;
+he wants to carry it on in Dublin, in which case it will be legal.
+If concessions are made he will have his way; if not, Egan will
+remain the master in Paris.
+
+Grosvenor quite admits that it is most desirable to aid Parnell to
+remain leader.
+
+Parnell says:
+
+"I ask, in order to put an end definitely to the land agitation: that
+a clause should be introduced into the Arrears Bill, allowing small
+tenants in the Land Court to pay on Griffiths' valuation until their
+cases are decided: that there should be an expansion of the Bright
+Clauses next year if not this; and that a Royal Commission be
+appointed to keep the agricultural labourers quiet by taking
+evidence. Then I propose to ask for a fair and reasonable measure of
+local self-government, such as an English Government can grant," and
+he assures me that in all questions between me and the Conservatives
+and the Liberals, the latter shall have the Irish vote. I believe
+that he is perfectly sincere, and that he is thoroughly frightened by
+threats of assassination; indeed he told me that he never went about
+without a revolver in his pocket, and even then did not feel safe.
+
+I write you all this for your private information, as you may wish to
+know the exact situation at present.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+{182}
+
+REFORM CLUB, June 8, 1882.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN--Parnell says that it is absolutely necessary that
+something should be understood, and that if no concession be made on
+the Intimidation Clause, he considers that things revert to where
+they were under the Forster regime, and that they will fight until
+urgency is voted and then fight on urgency until a _coup d'état_ is
+carried out. Allowing for some exaggeration, a simple consideration
+of his position towards his party shows that this programme is
+necessarily forced upon him.
+
+Surely we have a right to see the clause as Government will agree to
+it, before passing a portion of it.
+
+I believe that this would be agreed to: that intimidation shall mean
+any threats, etc., to violence, any boycotting which involves danger
+such, for instance, as a doctor refusing to attend a sick man, or a
+refusal to supply the necessaries of life, and any specific act that
+is set out in the Bill, but _nothing more_.
+
+C. Russell, Bryce, and Davy are trying their hands at this and hope
+to be able to frame a clause on these lines. You will no doubt see
+that, if something cannot be done to-morrow, the fat will be in the
+fire. Would it not therefore be well to leave the clause until the
+other clauses are passed, and then bring it on?--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 9, 1882.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I wrote you a line in a great hurry last night,
+but after the House had adjourned I again saw Parnell.
+
+He is most anxious that Mr. Gladstone should not think that
+obstruction arises from any ill-feeling towards him, and that he does
+not, in his own interests, wish it to be thought that anything in the
+nature of a bargain is to be made.
+
+But he wants Mr. Gladstone to know facts. He says that there are two
+sections in the Land League. The funds of the League are at Paris,
+where a large sum is invested in securities. Egan wishes to trench
+on these securities, but Parnell and Davitt have been able to stop
+this, and at present nothing is expended but the weekly
+contributions. Egan and his section of the League are furious at the
+idea of the League being converted into a moderate tenant right
+Association, with its headquarters {183} in Dublin. This he desires.
+Every day the ultras of his party are telling him that nothing is
+gained by conciliation. If the Bill is to be passed in its present
+shape, he declares that neither he nor his friends can have anything
+to do with a moderate policy, and, as they absolutely decline to
+associate themselves with Egan and his desperate courses, they must
+withdraw.
+
+The result, he says, will be that the Fenians will be masters of the
+situation, that they will have funds, and that there will be
+assassinations and outrages all over Ireland. So soon as he
+withdraws, he considers that his own life will not be worth a day's
+purchase.
+
+If he is able to head the tenant right Association, he considers that
+he can crush out the Fenians--more especially if something is done in
+the Arrears Bill to meet the difficulty of the small tenants, who are
+waiting for their cases to be decided on in the Land Courts, being
+evicted, before their cases come on, for non-payment of excessive
+rents. If nothing be done in this matter, and if he be allowed to
+have his tenant right Association, this he says will be his great
+difficulty next winter. He wishes Mr. Gladstone to observe that
+Davitt has not made any speeches in Ireland, and he says that he
+obtained this pledge from him in order to show the result of
+conciliation. He disagrees entirely with Davitt's "nationalisation"
+of land scheme, and says that the Irish tenants do not themselves
+desire it.
+
+He again suggests whether it would not be possible to insert
+limitations in the Intimidation Clause? And he would suggest that,
+if possible, it would be desirable to leave the clause as it stands,
+without any definition section, and to say that, as there is no
+desire to prevent an orderly and legal tenant right Association,
+additions will be made to the clause on Report, defining all this.
+
+As regards the tribunal, he hopes that Mr. Gladstone will agree to a
+proviso, making the Court consist of a magistrate and a barrister.
+This he thinks will render it more easy to accept the intimidation
+clause with the limitations that he suggests, for many of the
+resident magistrates are half-pay captains, who have been appointed
+by interest, and who are hand in glove with the landlords, and some
+of them are certain to act foolishly.
+
+If this be accepted, if unlawful associations are made there {184}
+which the Lord Lieutenant declares to be unlawful; if it be made a
+crime to not attend an unlawful assembly, but to riot at, or to
+refuse to retire if called upon to do so from an unlawful assembly, I
+do not think that he attaches very great importance to the duration
+of the Act, although he still says that he does, but he would be
+satisfied if the duration of the Act were for three years with the
+proviso that the Lord Lieutenant has to prolong it (if it is
+prolonged) by a proclamation at the end of each year. He is anxious
+for this, because he thinks that he could do much for the cause of
+law and order, if he were able to point out that possibly the Act
+would not run for the whole three years, if the Irish are quiet and
+peaceable.
+
+His main anxiety at the present moment seems to be, that Mr.
+Gladstone should understand the position of the Land League and of
+its leaders. He wishes most sincerely to fight with the Government
+against all outrages, and he complains that his good intentions are
+met every moment by a _non possumus_ of lawyers, who seem to regard
+it as a matter of _amour propre_ not to listen to him, and he says
+(and I am sure he believes it) that the result will be murders and
+outrages which will end in martial law.--Yours truly, H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+P.S.--With regard to supply, he says that he thinks it a little hard,
+that he should be asked not to obstruct one Bill, because the
+Conservatives will obstruct another, and he suggests that Supply
+might be taken before the Report on the Bill now under discussion,
+with some sort of understanding that the Irish would not put down
+notices on going into Committee of Supply. But on this matter, he
+says that he is certain that if Mr. Gladstone will fairly look into
+his suggestions, he will see their force, and he still hopes that all
+obstruction, etc., etc., may be avoided.
+
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 10, 1882.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--As it seems to be understood that Harcourt had
+stated in the House his readiness to accept the amendment which I
+gave you yesterday, Healy has put it down.
+
+As regards "unlawful," which was negatived last night, I explained to
+Healy that it was impossible to make the limitation on account of
+legal and technical difficulties, and he fully accepted this
+explanation.
+
+{185}
+
+With regard to the two limitations which stand in Parnell's name, and
+which they ask for, I told Healy that the wording of the limitations
+could not be used, as it would have a bad effect to say in an Act
+that the non-payment of rent is not an offence. To this he assented,
+and is quite ready to accept any words, taken from the Act of '75 or
+from anywhere else, which will cover the limitations. Would it not
+be as well to have the words ready, and to let Parnell have them, or
+at least to be ready with the substituted words when Parnell's
+amendment comes on?
+
+There is a clause about exclusive dealing. When the suggestions
+which I submitted to you were being discussed by Parnell and Healy,
+they were very anxious to include Davy's amendment in regard to
+exclusive dealing, substituting for "dealing with"--"buying," by
+which they would have excluded a refusal to buy from Boycotting. I
+got them to say that this was not to be pressed if Government
+declined to accept the amendment, so I did not trouble you with it.
+Late last evening Parnell wanted to insist on it, so I appealed to
+Healy. He said that they were bound not to insist on more than had
+been submitted to you, as this would not be honourable, and therefore
+all trouble on this head is avoided.
+
+Of course they will in the House divide on some amendment in regard
+to exclusive dealing, as a protest, and they may make one or two
+speeches, but there will be no obstruction, and I see no reason why
+the Bill should not be through Committee (notwithstanding Goschen's
+gloomy prognostications) in a few days.
+
+It would, I think, very much tend to aid matters if Harcourt could in
+the course of discussion state, that in all cases a barrister will
+sit with a residential magistrate. He has already said that there
+will be an appeal to Quarter Sessions, which in Ireland means an
+appeal to the County Court Judge. But some of the residential
+magistrates are very foolish persons, and all are regarded as men in
+the landlords' camp.
+
+Also, is it not possible to arrive at some clear definition as to
+what is an unlawful association? Parnell says that it is left now to
+any residential magistrate to decide the matter. He suggests that
+only such associations shall be unlawful, for the purpose of the Act,
+which are proclaimed as such by the Lord Lieutenant. {186} But
+provided that there be a clear definition, he does not care for any
+particular wording.
+
+Parnell and Healy request me to say that they are very grateful to
+Mr. Gladstone for meeting them half-way, and they seem only now
+anxious about "treason felony." As Herschell told me that he thinks
+everything necessary will be covered by the word "treason," I hope
+that this matter will also be settled satisfactorily.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+P.S.--Parnell would not like any one but you and Mr. Gladstone to
+know about his dispute with Egan, and the embargo on the League
+funds, except in a very general way.
+
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 24, 1882.
+
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I saw Parnell, and spoke to him as you wished.
+
+His answer is practically this:
+
+"I acknowledge that Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Chamberlain have acted
+fairly, and so far as I can I should always be ready to meet their
+wishes. But I deny that we have obtained the concessions that we
+expected. I am not prepared to go back to Ireland and engage in
+bringing the agitation within constitutional limits, on the mere
+chance of Lord Spencer not arresting me. The Fenians want one thing:
+the Ladies' League another: the people in Paris (Egan) another: and I
+another. Therefore I shall limit my action to Parliament and leave
+the Government and the Fenians to fight it out in Ireland. The
+Cabinet do not seem to realise that the Crimes Bill is a very complex
+one, and very loosely drawn up. There has been no obstruction in the
+proper sense of the word, although I admit that the Irish have
+repeated again and again the same arguments on amendments. But this
+I cannot help, unless I tell them that they will get something by
+holding their tongues. When the Conservatives threatened obstruction
+on Procedure, this was met by telling them that the majority
+resolution would not be pressed if they would facilitate business.
+Why should not the same arrangement be made with us? Let us know
+what amendments will be accepted in future. I am most anxious to
+carry out what I understood was the contemplated policy when I was
+released from {187} Kilmainham, and to work with the Government in
+bringing the active phase of Irish agitation to a close. But this I
+cannot do if I am suspected of ulterior objects, and if I cannot show
+that something is gained for my party."
+
+He then suggested that if the Government would take their November
+Session for alterations in the Land Act, he would do his best to
+facilitate business now in regard to the Crimes, and the Arrears
+Bill, and the Procedure Resolutions, provided that the majority
+Resolution were maintained.
+
+I asked him what he really wanted under the term of alterations in
+the Land Act?
+
+He said: "To go back to the system of reductions in rent which was
+acted on before the Stuart Donleathcase, and to extend the Bright
+clauses in the sense of W. H. Smith's resolution."
+
+Finally, I again urged him to remember what Mr. Gladstone and you had
+done for him already, and to see whether he could not manage to bring
+the Committee Stage of the Bill to an end within a reasonable time.
+
+On Monday, Sexton proposes to cut Chaplin out by bringing forward a
+resolution about the suspects. Parnell says that this is absolutely
+necessary, because he and his friends are blamed for only caring for
+their own release. But Sexton will say that he only does this,
+because it is a choice between his resolution and Chaplin's, and
+there will be no talking to hinder the Government from getting their
+money, or with the object of obstructing.
+
+I have got to go to Northampton on Monday, so I shall not be in the
+House until late.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+When the Crimes Act was finally passed, Mr. Labouchere expressed
+himself in _Truth_ as follows:
+
+
+When Mr. Parnell was released from Kilmainham, it was understood that
+the Land Act would be amended, that evictions would be stopped by an
+Arrears Bill, and that the leaders of the land movement would be
+permitted to agitate within fair legal limits in favour of the
+political and social changes desired by their countrymen. Had this
+understanding been carried out, the breach between the Parnellites
+and the Liberals would have been healed.
+
+{188}
+
+Mr. Forster was the first to perceive that as a result of a _modus
+vivendi_ he would have to disappear with his policy of coercion. He
+therefore resigned, in the hope that this would render it impossible
+to carry out the Kilmainham compact. Then followed the murder of
+Lord Frederick Cavendish. The horror which this created was
+skilfully used by the Whigs in the Cabinet, and they succeeded in
+promoting a Bill, not so much aimed at outrages as at the Kilmainham
+compact. This Bill is a complete codification of arbitrary rule. It
+places the lives, liberties, and property of the Irish in the hands
+of the Executive, and seeks to suppress every species of political
+agitation.
+
+Unfortunately, Mr. Trevelyan was awaiting his re-election when it was
+introduced, and it was left to Sir William Harcourt to carry it
+through the House of Commons. Of course, as Sir William is the
+head-centre of the Whigs, he delighted in his task. Not only did he
+refuse every modification of the Bill, except those which were
+rendered absolutely necessary by the absurd way in which it was
+drawn, but almost every day he envenomed discussion by transpontine
+outbursts against the Irish members. I do not blame him. I blame no
+one who plays his cards to his own best advantage. This is human
+nature. Sir William knew that if the English Radicals and the Irish
+were allied, he and his Whigs would lose all influence, whilst of
+Ireland he knew absolutely nothing.
+
+The result, therefore, has been that the Whigs triumph, and that
+several weeks have been wasted in passing a Bill which will do
+nothing to hinder outrages, but which will simply increase the
+ill-feeling between England and Ireland.
+
+If the leaders of the land movement are wise, they will not endeavour
+to hold meetings. They should declare that public meeting has been
+rendered impossible by the Crimes Act; and they should, as an act of
+charity, collect funds to aid all who have been evicted, no matter
+from what cause, and thus band the Irish tenants together in a
+friendly society. At the same time, they should devote all their
+energies to increase their numbers in the next Parliament, and they
+should submit test questions to every Liberal standing for an English
+constituency where there are Irish voters, and make these votes
+dependent upon the manner in which the questions are answered. If
+Mr. Parnell can {189} hold the balance in Parliament between the
+rival aspirants for the Treasury Bench, he may be certain that any
+just demand that he may make will be granted. The democracy of
+England and Ireland, with Mr. Gladstone at their head, would make
+short work of Conservative and Whig obstructive trash. The landlords
+in Ireland and the Whigs in England stand in the way of peace and
+tranquillity in the former island, and of mutual good feeling in
+both.[8]
+
+
+To quote Mr. Labouchere's views on Ireland during the dark and gloomy
+period which followed the introduction of the Prevention of Crimes
+Bill is to quote Mr. Chamberlain's, for, as is seen by their constant
+correspondence, the two were one in their views on Irish discontent.
+Mr. Chamberlain made a speech at Swansea in February, 1883, in which
+he asked his audience how long they supposed Englishmen with their
+free institutions would tolerate the existence of an Irish Poland so
+near to their own shores. Was separation the only alternative? He
+thought not. Separation, in his opinion, would "jeopardise the
+security of this country, and would be fatal to the prosperity and
+happiness of Ireland." He, like Labouchere, was prepared to relax
+the bond, even by conceding what was then known as Home Rule, which
+would not include an independent Parliament or a separate
+executive.[9]
+
+However, in 1883 and 1884, Englishmen had other things to occupy
+their minds than the rights and wrongs of Ireland. In order to
+follow the political career of Mr. Labouchere we must for a time
+leave the Irish question and consider "the policy of Gladstone's
+Government in Egypt."
+
+
+
+[1] _Northampton Mercury_, March 27, 1880.
+
+[2] _Hansard_, Jan. 27, 1881, vol. 257.
+
+[3] _Hansard_, Feb. 25, 1881, vol. 258.
+
+[4] To their credit, be it said, they generally were amused.
+
+[5] _Hansard_. Feb. 25, 1881, vol. 258.
+
+[6] R. Barry O'Brien, _Life of Parnell_.
+
+[7] _Hansard_, May 14, 1881.
+
+[8] _Truth_, July 6, 1882.
+
+[9] S. H. Jeyes, _Mr. Chamberlain_.
+
+
+
+
+{190}
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+LABOUCHERE AND MR. GLADSTONE'S EGYPTIAN POLICY
+
+Lord Morley has commented on the irony of fate which imposed on Mr.
+Gladstone the unwelcome task of Egyptian occupation. "It was one of
+the ironies," he says, "in which every active statesman's life
+abounds." Disparity between intentions and achievements is indeed
+inevitable in all departments of activity, but nowhere more so than
+in cases of what may be called creative policy. Destruction is easy.
+But a constructive policy which shall bring about a new and more
+favourable state of things, and may, therefore, in this sense be
+called creative, is strangely apt either to overshoot its mark or to
+deviate into unexpected channels, with results wholly unlooked for by
+the statesman responsible for its conduct.
+
+Certainly this ironic force of circumstances was peculiarly apparent
+in the case of Mr. Gladstone's Egyptian policy. The problem of Egypt
+was not of his seeking, but was a legacy from the Tories. In 1875
+Disraeli, against the advice of Lord Derby, his Foreign Minister, and
+without consulting the other members of his Cabinet, arranged with
+the London Rothschilds to purchase Khedive Ismail's shares in the
+Suez Canal for four millions sterling. Ismail, whose absolute reign
+of eighteen years had cost Egypt[1] no less a sum than four hundred
+millions sterling, had been {191} driven by his preposterous
+extravagance, and the consequent exhaustion of both his legitimate
+and illegitimate methods of procuring revenue, to look abroad for
+financial assistance. France, besides being crippled by the war of
+1870, was regarded with suspicion in the matter of the canal, and the
+only alternative to France was England. A trifle like four millions
+was very far from what Ismail really required to give any sort of
+financial stability to his government, and, after the loan with
+Rothschild had been negotiated, the British Cabinet sent out a series
+of commissioners to study the state of affairs on the spot, and to
+see what could be done in the interests of Egyptian rule and,
+incidentally, of the foreign bondholders. Eventually a settlement of
+Ismail's affairs, known as the Goschen-Joubert arrangement, was made,
+by which the enormous yearly payment of nearly seven millions
+sterling was charged on the Egyptian revenue. Greek usurers attended
+the tax-gatherers on their rounds, and the ruined fellaheen were
+forced to mortgage their lands to meet these amazing demands. Even
+such methods failed of success owing to the famine of the two
+preceding years. The obviously juster course was now to let Ismail
+become bankrupt and abandon the Goschen-Joubert arrangement, but the
+foreign bondholders were naturally opposed to this, and pointed out
+reasonably enough that the English Government had guaranteed the
+loan. The moment was favourable to their views. Dizzy had succeeded
+in converting his colleagues, with the exception of Derby, who
+retired and was succeeded by Lord Salisbury as Foreign Secretary, to
+his neo-Imperialism in which an Asiatic Empire under British rule was
+an element. About this time, too, the secret convention relating to
+the lease of Cyprus was signed with the Porte. When, a month later,
+the Berlin Congress was called together, such was the suspicion with
+which the plenipotentiaries regarded each other that each ambassador
+was obliged, before entering the Congress, to affirm that he was not
+bound by any secret engagement with the Porte. {192} Disraeli and
+Salisbury both gave the required declaration. "It must be
+remembered," says Mr. Blunt indulgently, "that both were new to
+diplomacy." A few weeks later the _Globe_ published the text of the
+Cyprus Convention, bought by that journal from one Marvin, an
+Oriental scholar, who had been imprudently employed as translator of
+the Turkish text. In London the authenticity of the document was
+denied, but the truth had to come out at Berlin. The discovery
+almost broke up the Congress. Prince Gortschakoff, the Russian
+representative, and M. Waddington, the Ambassador of France, both
+announced that they would withdraw at once from the sittings, and
+Waddington literally packed his trunks. It needed the cynical good
+offices of Bismarck to reconcile the English and the French
+plenipotentiaries.[2] There were two very significant points on
+which agreement was reached:
+
+1. "That as a compensation to France for England's acquisition of
+Cyprus, France should be allowed on the first convenient opportunity,
+and without opposition from England, to occupy Tunis."
+
+{193}
+
+2. "That in the financial arrangements being made in Egypt, France
+should march _pari passu_ with England."
+
+This was the source of the Anglo-French condominium in Egypt.
+
+Sir Rivers Wilson, who was then acting in Egypt as English
+Commissioner, received instructions to see that France should be
+equally represented with England in all financial appointments made
+in connection with his inquiry. Wilson's appointment as English
+Commissioner on the nominally International Commission of Inquiry was
+almost the first signed by Lord Salisbury on taking over the Foreign
+Office from Lord Derby. He was a man from whom much was expected.
+In 1878 he was appointed Finance Minister in Egypt. His predecessor,
+Ismail Sadyk, had been treacherously murdered by the Khedive Ismail,
+but this fact did not dash his confidence. He had great faith in
+Nubar, Ismail's Prime Minister. His French education would, he
+thought, enable him to preserve the Anglo-French character of the
+Ministry. He also had behind him the full interest and power of the
+house of Rothschild, whom he had persuaded to advance the loan of
+nine millions, known as the Kedival Domains Loan. But his brief
+career as Finance Minister (the Nubar Ministry was overthrown in the
+February of 1879) was a failure. It is the opinion of Mr. Blunt, and
+no one would have been more likely to know the true state of affairs,
+that the Khedive himself intrigued against him and that the internal
+policy of the country was entirely in the hands of Nubar, who, as a
+Christian, was at a disadvantage in governing a Mohammedan country,
+and in whose political value Wilson seems to have been greatly
+mistaken. The loan which he had negotiated did not relieve the
+taxpayer, but went in paying the more immediately urgent calls. His
+suggestion of a scheme which would have involved the confiscation by
+the Government of landed property to the value of fifteen millions
+disturbed the minds of the land-owners, and the mistakes of the
+Ministry reached their {194} climax when the native army, including
+2500 officers, was disbanded without receiving their arrears of pay.
+
+The fall of Nubar was brought about by the _émeute_ of February,
+1879, skilfully engineered by the Khedive, and Sir Rivers's position
+as Finance Minister became very difficult. The Consul-General Vivian
+(afterwards Lord Vivian) was a personal enemy of his and refrained
+from smoothing his path, and when, in March, the crafty Ismail
+arranged a little incident at Alexandria similar to that of February,
+the Foreign Office, instead of backing his demand for redress,
+advised him to resign, which he accordingly did. Soon, however, he
+was able to take a crushing revenge on the perfidious Ismail. On his
+return from Egypt he went straight to the Rothschilds and explained
+to them that their money was in great danger, as the Khedive intended
+to repudiate the debt, sheltering himself behind the excuse of
+constitutional government. The Rothschilds brought financial
+pressure to bear first on Downing Street and the Quai d'Orsay. Their
+efforts in these quarters being in vain, they applied to Bismarck,
+who was, perhaps, not sorry to have an excuse to state the intention
+of the German Government to intervene in the bondholders' interests
+in case the French and English Governments were unable to do so.
+German intervention would have been a quite unendurable solution, and
+the Sultan was at once approached from London and Paris and begged to
+depose his vassal. European pressure was too much for him, and, in
+spite of the many millions which he had paid in bribery to the Porte,
+Ismail received a curt notice from Sir Frank Lascelles, then acting
+English diplomatic agent in Egypt, that a telegram had reached him
+from the Sultan announcing that his viceregal duties had passed to
+his son Tewfik. Ismail cleared the treasury of its current account
+and retired with a final spoil of some three millions sterling. No
+one hindered his departure.
+
+For a few months after Mr. Gladstone formed his second administration
+things seemed to have quieted down in {195} Egypt. The new Khedive
+was a weak character and the country was practically governed by
+French and English Ministers in the Cabinet. Sir Evelyn Baring
+(afterwards Lord Cromer) and M. de Blaquières worked together in
+perfect harmony. Sir Evelyn Baring had originally come to Egypt as
+Commissioner of the Debt, and had worked so successfully towards a
+new settlement that when the question of the appointment of an
+English controller to advise the Khedive's Ministers arose, he was
+the person naturally indicated for the post. "Thus," as he says,
+"the various essential parts of the State machine were adjusted. A
+new Khedive ruled. The relations between the Khedive and his
+Ministers were placed on a satisfactory footing. A Prime Minister
+(Riaz Pasha) had been nominated who had taken an active part in
+opposing the abuses prevalent during the reign of Ismail Pasha. The
+relations between the Sultan and the Khedive had been regulated in
+such a way as to ensure the latter against any excessive degree of
+Turkish interference. The system which had been devised for
+associating Europeans with the Government held out good promise of
+success, inasmuch as it was in accordance with the Khedive's own
+views. Lastly, an International Commission had been created with
+full powers to arrange matters between the Egyptian Government and
+their creditors."[3] But, suddenly, as it seemed to those who had
+not been watching events on the spot, across this peaceful sky
+flashed the red meteor of rebellion, massacre, and arson.
+
+It is no easy matter to estimate the character of Arabi Pasha. He
+seems, from even so friendly an account as that of Mr. Wilfrid Blunt,
+not to have been particularly intelligent or particularly brave. It
+appears likely that he, at least, connived at the burning and loot of
+Alexandria. All this, however, would not have prevented his being a
+true patriot according to his lights. As Mr. Herbert Paul observes:
+"How far Arabi was a mutinous soldier guided by personal {196}
+ambition and how far he was an enthusiastic patriot burning to free
+his country from a foreign yoke, would admit of an easier answer if
+one alternative excluded the other."[4] One thing, however, is
+certain. The movement he led was far more than the merely military
+revolt which Mr. Gladstone and everyone in England at first thought
+it; it was in fact a genuine Nationalist movement directed rather
+against the alien Turk than against the alien Englishman. That the
+truth of this is now generally admitted is principally due to Mr.
+Blunt and in a lesser degree to Mr. Labouchere and the group of
+extreme Radicals of which he was already beginning to be the
+unofficial leader in Parliament. During the spring and summer of
+1882, Mr. Labouchere's first observations in the House of Commons on
+Egyptian affairs were of a thoroughly orthodox nature. On May 12 we
+find him asking the Under-Secretary for Foreign Affairs (Sir Charles
+Dilke) "whether any steps are being taken by Her Majesty's Government
+in view of the critical state of affairs in Egypt to maintain our
+influence in that country."[5] On July 27 he replies in a vein at
+once serious and sarcastic to Mr. McCarthy, who had made a speech in
+Arabi's favour. He thought that Mr. McCarthy had drawn on his
+imagination for the character of Arabi Pasha. They knew perfectly
+well that the most eminent men in the world were frequently great
+patriots; and they also knew that military adventurers always called
+themselves patriots in order to advance their own ends. They knew
+little of the career of Arabi Pasha, but they did know that he had
+designedly massacred Europeans in Alexandria, and had deliberately
+burnt down one of the noblest cities of his native land. What would
+be the effect of the vote[6] they proposed to give if it were
+successful? The English nation would have to withdraw entirely from
+their present position in Egypt, and the result would be that {197}
+we should have behaved in a contemptible manner in the face of
+Europe. India would not be worth one year's purchase. He was not a
+great believer in prestige; but if we were to retire after our men
+had been massacred our Empire in the East would not be worth a year's
+purchase. This speech, occupying eight columns of _Hansard_, aims at
+cutting away the relations between England and Turkey (which shows
+that even at so early a date Mr. Labouchere realised something of the
+true nature of the grievance of the Egyptian Nationalists) and
+upholding British intervention.[7] Labby among the prophets indeed!
+
+After the retirement of Arabi from Alexandria, he issued a
+proclamation stating that "irreconcilable war existed between the
+Egyptians and the English, and all those who proved traitors to their
+country would not only be subjected to the severest penalty in
+accordance with martial law, but would be for ever accursed in the
+next world." Three more towns were plundered and the European
+inhabitants massacred. British public opinion was now thoroughly
+aroused, and probably no Government could have stayed in power
+without taking some overt action. The action taken by Mr.
+Gladstone's Government was very definite. On July 22 the Prime
+Minister obtained, by a majority of 275 to 19, a vote of £2,300,000.
+A force of 6000 men was sent to Egypt from India; 15,000 men were
+despatched to Cyprus and Malta. Sir Garnet (afterwards Viscount)
+Wolseley was placed in command in Egypt, "in support of the authority
+of His Highness the Khedive, as established by the Firmans of the
+Sultan and the existing international engagements, to suppress a
+military revolt in that country."
+
+The French Government, while declining to co-operate with the British
+troops, assured Lord Granville of their moral support. In the month
+of September the battle of Tel-el-Kebir, in which the Egyptian army
+was completely routed, was fought. By this event British
+intervention was justified {198} in the eyes of the world, and what
+became in the long run hardly distinguishable from British rule was
+established on the banks of the Nile. It was the battle of
+Tel-el-Kebir that convinced Mr. Labouchere of what would be, and in
+fact what came to be, the end of the course on which the Government
+was embarked, for he very soon sold his Egyptian shares. "They fell
+off his back like Christian's burden in _Pilgrim's Progress_, and
+Labby became an honest politician," said Mr. Wilfrid Blunt to me.
+The following letter to Sir Charles Dilke very clearly expresses his
+new views on Egyptian policy:
+
+
+REFORM CLUB, October 10, 1882.
+
+DEAR DILKE,--The great ones of the earth who, like you, live in
+Government Offices, never really understand the bent of public
+opinion. This is probably a dispensation of Providence by means of
+which Ministers are not eternal.
+
+Personally, I should be glad to see the Liberal Party, after passing
+a Franchise Bill, sent about their business, and the country divided
+between Conservatives and Radicals. I speak, therefore, from the
+Radical standpoint, and viewing the matter from that point, I see
+that the dissatisfaction against your Egyptian policy is growing.
+
+Arabi (like most patriots) was "on the make." His force consisted in
+siding with the Notables in their legitimate demands.
+
+Now that the war is over, it is really impossible for Radicals to
+accept a policy based upon administering Egypt, partly for the good
+of its inhabitants, but mainly for the good of the bond-holders. I
+am a bondholder, so it cannot be said that I am personally prejudiced
+against such a policy. But I am sure that it will not go down, and
+indeed that our whole course of action has been so tainted with it,
+that there will be great disaffection in the Radical ranks throughout
+the country unless the tree be now made to bend the other way.
+
+You are now the man in possession in Egypt, so you can make terms
+with Europe. I would therefore humbly suggest that you should, after
+insisting upon an amnesty, call together the Notables and hand the
+country over to them, stipulating alone that there should be
+Ministerial responsibility, and the control of the purse. {199} The
+International Obligation of Egypt to pay its bondholders was _bon à
+professer_, when the Expedition had to be defended, but it is in
+reality a pure fiction. Moreover, if it were not, we cannot decently
+join in a holy alliance to maintain Khedives, and to deprive nations
+of what is the very basis of representative government.
+
+Having handed Egypt over to the Notables, you can then go before
+Europe with a clean bill of health--propose that the connection of
+the country with Turkey shall be a purely nominal one and that,
+henceforward, no European power shall directly or indirectly
+interfere with its internal affairs.
+
+At the same time, you ought to take advantage of your being in Egypt
+to establish yourself in some vantage post on the Suez Canal. This
+once done, Egypt separated from Turkey, and all European powers
+warned off, we remain in reality absolute masters of the position.
+Very probably the Egyptians will make a muddle of these finances, but
+this will no more affect us than the mistakes of Spanish finances
+affect our tenure of Gibraltar.
+
+Controllers, a swarm of foreign bureaucrats, European administrators,
+Khedives ruling against the wishes of their subjects, an English army
+of occupation or an army commanded by my esteemed friend, Baker,
+composed of black ex-slaves, Ottoman cut-throats, and Swiss cowboys,
+are abominations, only equal to that of concerning ourselves with the
+payment of interest on a public debt. To attempt these things will
+be to keep open a perpetual Radical sore, and in the end will only
+land us in another expedition.
+
+Pray excuse the observations of a humble admirer. The Jingoes, it is
+true, are not so hostile as they were, but you do not suppose that
+they would vote for the present Government, whilst on the other hand
+the Radicals will sulk and not vote so long as Radical principles are
+ignored in Egypt. Government has not yet announced its policy, so at
+present no great harm is done, but the appointment of Baker, the
+handing over of Arabi to the Khedive, the reign of Generals and
+diplomatists, the absence of any appearance of consulting the
+Egyptians, and various other similar things are producing distrust.
+You will say, "What can a fellah know of politics?" To this I can
+only answer, {200} "What does a Wiltshire peasant know about
+them?"--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+Mr. Labouchere soon began to put forward his reformed views in
+Parliament. On October 30 we find him asking Sir Charles Dilke
+whether "Her Majesty's Government is a party to any treaty, alliance,
+or compact with any foreign power which would oblige it to prevent
+the Egyptians from exercising that control over their taxation,
+expenditure, and administration which is enjoyed by the inhabitants
+of the independent or semi-independent States which formerly were
+integral parts of the Ottoman Empire,"[8] and demanding information
+as to the cruelty and insults to which it was alleged the Egyptian
+prisoners had been subjected. Mr. Labouchere wrote a long article in
+_Truth_ under the heading: "Egypt was glad when they departed" (Psalm
+cv., 38), the following extracts from which put the situation very
+clearly as he conceived it.
+
+
+"That a small body of English troops should remain for a brief time
+in Egypt at the expense of that country is, perhaps, a necessity of
+the position. But what I contend is, that during their stay the
+Notables ought to be called together, that every place of emolument
+ought to be filled up by an Egyptian, that the bag and baggage policy
+ought to be adopted towards the Turkish officials, who are as
+objectionable to the natives as were the Turkish officials to the
+Bulgarians, and that a free constitutional government ought to be
+established, based on the two corner stones of all constitutional
+liberty--Ministerial responsibility and the right of taxpayers over
+the purse. In order to carry out this programme--distasteful alike
+to professional diplomatists and to professional soldiers--we ought
+at once to send to Egypt a stalwart and experienced Liberal, who has
+graduated in the school of Parliamentary Government, and not in those
+of the Horse Guards, of the Foreign Office, or of the India Office.
+Looking round, I see no man better able to fill the post than Mr.
+Shaw {201} Lefevre. He is able, he is a skilled and successful
+administrator, he is untainted with the creed that all Orientals are
+made to be bondsmen for Europeans, and his political principles are
+exceptionally sound.
+
+What our diplomacy has to do is, to discover some means to render the
+high road to India through the Canal secure. Obviously we cannot do
+in this matter precisely as we should like, which would be to say
+that in time of peace all war vessels may pass through the Canal, and
+in time of war only ours. I hardly see how we can go beyond making
+the passage neutral in times of peace, and excluding from it in times
+of war the ships of belligerents. If Egypt were left to herself, I
+believe that she could very safely be left in charge of the Canal.
+Her people would be glad to be clear of all European complications,
+and, in case of war, she would occupy Port Said, and notify
+belligerents that their ships would not be allowed to pass."
+
+
+On the question of India he expressed himself thus:
+
+
+I am not at all of the "Perish India" school of politics. If it
+could be proved that our Empire would perish if we did not establish
+ourselves in Egypt, I am by no means certain but what I should be in
+favour of our establishment. But I am a believer not only in the
+justice, but in the expediency of an alliance with the people of a
+country, and not with its ruler against the people. Any intermixture
+in the internal affairs of Egypt on our part is not only opposed to
+Liberal principles, but opposed to English interests. To what has it
+already led? To a most costly military expedition; to our being
+arrayed against rights without which there can be no true liberty or
+sound government; to the slaughter of Englishmen and Egyptians with
+all the "pomp and pride of glorious war"; and lastly to our soldiers
+acting as retrievers, to hunt down and hand over to punishment to an
+Ottoman potentate, men many of whom--whether they were ambitious and
+whether they were ill-advised--had unquestionably a perfect right to
+fight in support of the principle that the only authority of their
+nation ought to be its representatives.[9]
+
+{202}
+
+A correspondent at once asked him: "How is it that you were in favour
+of the control and in favour of the Expedition, and yet now tell your
+readers that the control ought to cease, and that having by means of
+the Expedition established a firm foothold in Egypt, our next step
+ought to be to evacuate the country?" The following number of
+_Truth_ delivered itself in reply as follows:
+
+
+The Control, when first established, simply meant that Egypt should
+go into liquidation, and pay so much in the pound to its creditors, a
+couple of European controllers with half a dozen clerks, being
+appointed by the Egyptian Government to receive the composition from
+the Egyptian Treasury, and to hand it over to the various classes of
+bondholders. To this there could have been no sort of objection;
+but, little by little, this simple and semi-private arrangement was
+converted into a so-called international obligation on the part of
+the Egyptians to remain eternally divested from all control over
+their own expenditure, and to allow their entire financial
+administration to be placed in the hands of about 1300 Europeans,
+with salaries amounting to nearly £400,000 per annum, whilst the
+Controllers themselves had seats in the Cabinet, with a veto upon
+everything proposed by their Egyptian colleagues. France and England
+were the executive officers of this scheme. If the Egyptian officers
+had assented to it, nothing further was to be said, except that they
+were singularly and curiously wanting in patriotism. However we find
+now that they did not, and that we have been under an illusion. The
+Notables and the entire country were--to their credit be it
+said--opposed to it. Arabi took advantage of this feeling. He sided
+with the country, and at the same time made his bargain. "I," he
+practically said to the Notables, "support you in your rights; as a
+_quid pro quo_ you must support me in what I am pleased to call the
+rights of the army--that is to say, that it shall be increased by
+18,000 men." Without the army the Notables were powerless; they
+accordingly accepted the terms. We therefore find ourselves in the
+position that we were fully justified in asserting that Arabi was a
+self-seeking military adventurer, but that he was also the exponent
+of the legitimate {203} demands of the Egyptian people. The Control
+had become political--it was no longer a reasonable financial
+arrangement, but an unreasonable and improper attempt to deprive the
+Egyptians of their rights, in order to secure high salaries for a
+swarm of European locusts, and certainty of interest to European
+bond-holders. Those, therefore, who had regarded it in its natural
+original conception, as fair and useful, have a perfect right to
+assert that this original conception had been so perverted that it
+had become a monstrous instrument for the suppression of all national
+vitality.
+
+We, however, were tied to France. If we had not interfered, France
+probably would have done so. Moreover, we foolishly had pledged
+ourselves to maintain the Khedive in his position. The only way,
+therefore, to get out of the complication was to cut the Gordian
+knot; but, in order to do this, we were necessarily obliged to adopt
+the theory that Arabi was a mere military adventurer, who was
+attempting for his own ends to coerce not only the Khedive but the
+Egyptian people.
+
+Our expedition, as was to be anticipated, has proved successful. Our
+troops hold Egypt. What then ought we to do? Obviously to hand it
+over to the Notables, who are the representatives of the Egyptian
+people, and to inform these Notables that we have no intention of
+repeating our previous error, but that, experience having shown us
+the fatal results of allowing ourselves little by little to be
+dragged into an attempt to manage other people's finances with a view
+to public creditors being paid interest, we shall leave Egypt and
+Egypt's creditors to settle their conflicting interests as they best
+please. This is the logical consequence of our having acted upon the
+assumption that Arabi was terrorising the Egyptians....
+
+It is evident to me, therefore, that the only policy which an English
+Liberal Ministry can adopt is to go before Europe with a proposal to
+make Egypt an Eastern Belgium, and to base our suggestion upon our
+own renunciation of interference in its internal affairs. I hear it
+said that the Liberal party is popular owing to its successes in
+Egypt. It may, perhaps, be for the nonce popular--or, to put it more
+correctly, not quite so unpopular--as it was with Jingoes, but these
+same Jingoes will not cease to vote for Conservatives....
+
+{204}
+
+How then about the Canal? Well, I should base my policy upon that
+pursued in like cases by the United States. I should explain to
+Europe that the Canal is the connecting link between Great Britain
+and India, and that consequently the exigencies of geography and an
+enlightened self-interest render it absolutely necessary for us to be
+paramount there. There might be a little grumbling, but no one would
+go to war to hinder this, because its plain common-sense would be too
+obvious.[10]
+
+
+In the meantime Arabi was lying in prison at Cairo awaiting his
+trial, and Mr. Labouchere took up his case energetically in the House
+of Commons. A military tribunal was to be charged with the trial,
+and it was no secret that the Khedive was determined that the death
+penalty should be inflicted on the heads of the rebellion. Mr.
+Wilfrid Blunt wrote, on September 1, a long letter to Mr. Gladstone,
+stating his intention of providing Arabi with an English counsel at
+his own expense and that of his friends, and hoping that "every
+facility will be afforded me and those with me in Egypt to prosecute
+our task." Mr. Gladstone, who was deeply hostile to Arabi, replied
+through his secretary, that "all that he can say at the present
+moment is that he will bring your request before Lord Granville, with
+whom he will consult, but that he cannot hold out any assurance that
+it will be complied with."
+
+Mr. Labouchere continued to enquire into the Government's intentions
+towards Arabi in the House of Commons. A timely question on October
+31 to Sir Charles Dilke secured the intervention of the press at the
+trial, and further questions on the following days forestalled the
+attempts of the Khedive to wriggle out of the conditions that Mr.
+Blunt's advocate had obtained from Mr. Gladstone. Arabi was, on
+December 4, condemned to death, and in spite of Mr. Gladstone's being
+at first inclined to let the law take its course, the sentence was
+commuted to banishment to Ceylon. Mr. Labouchere commented in
+_Truth_ as follows: "The farce {205} of the rebel's condemnation to
+exile with retention of his rank and with a handsome allowance, is a
+fitting conclusion to the trial. I see it stated that Arabi will be
+invited to take up his residence in this or that portion of British
+territory. It need hardly be said that he may reside in any part of
+the world, outside Egypt, that he pleases. There is no existing law
+which enables us to detain an Egyptian in deference to the wishes of
+an Egyptian Khedive; and it is not likely that we shall ever consent
+to convert any portion of our territory into an international gaol,
+where all who are in disfavour with foreign rulers are to be
+deported, and restrained in their liberty."[11]
+
+When Parliament met after Christmas, Mr. Labouchere seconded Sir
+Wilfrid Lawson's amendment to the Reply to the Speech from the Throne
+to the effect that no sufficient reason had been shown for the
+employment of British forces in reconstituting the Government of
+Egypt. It was certain, he said, that Arabi was supported by the
+entire Egyptian nation. He could quite understand why the Opposition
+did not challenge the policy of the Government. The Government were
+practically dragged into the war by the acts of the Opposition when
+in power. Anyone who read the Blue Books must see that. A great
+many Liberals and all the Radicals in the country regretted the
+Government plunging into the war. There could be no doubt that it
+was entered into for the sake of the bondholders and for that reason
+only. We were going to place the Egyptian army under an English
+General and a financier at the side of the Khedive, and then tell
+Europe that the Khedive was an independent ruler and that we had
+nothing to do with the Government of Egypt. Why were we there? For
+the single object of collecting the debts of the bondholders.[12]
+
+He wrote to Mr. Chamberlain on January 9, 1883:
+
+
+You people do not seem to have a very clear policy in Egypt. I
+cannot understand why you do not settle the French by adopting {206}
+the line of "Egypt for the Egyptians" and convert the country into a
+sort of Belgium. If you can establish the principle that no one is
+to interfere, you have got all that you want. To do this only two
+things are necessary:
+
+1. Fair Courts of Justice where "meum and tuum" is recognised.
+
+2. A Representative Assembly with a right to vote the Budget.
+
+As regards the debt there are three loans, secured by special
+mortgages; two on land, and one on the railroads. Let the mortgagees
+take these securities, when the loans would be converted into
+companies, and the interest on them not be dependent upon any
+political arrangement. Rothschild has always told me that the
+domains, on which his loan of £400,000,000 is secured, are worth
+£400,500,000. By handing over to him the security, £500,000 would
+therefore be obtained.
+
+As regards the General Debt (the United), it is a swindle, but
+without going into this it might be regarded as the general debt of
+the country, and the Egyptians, like any other nation, would be left
+to pay or not as they pleased.
+
+The main swindle of the Goschen-Rivers-Wilson scheme was that the
+fellahs had paid £17,000,000 to free the land from a portion of the
+land tax after 1886. The law which partially liberated the land was
+abrogated, and, instead of the fellahs being treated like
+bondholders, although they had paid cash, whereas the latter had
+really paid about 20% on the value of the bonds, they were told that
+as a _quid pro quo_ they would receive 1% on their £17,000,000 for
+fifty years. The Canal question is nonsense. If we hold the Red Sea
+we hold the Canal, in the sense that we can stop all traffic. If we
+are at war with a maritime power, either we should have the command
+of the Mediterranean or we should not. In the latter case, we should
+still by our hold on the Red Sea be able to close the Canal; in the
+former case we should be able not only to close it to others, but to
+use it for our own powers. Protocols and treaties are waste paper,
+they never hold against the exigencies of a belligerent; and, if we
+were at war with one maritime power, we should not have the others
+interfering to maintain our treaty rights, for, differing on many
+things, all continental powers regard us as the bullies {207} of the
+ocean. An English garrison at Port Said is a reality; as we are not
+likely to have one there, our best plan is to leave things alone,
+and, in the event of a serious maritime war, at once to occupy Port
+Said.
+
+
+The interests of the Egyptian exiles also claimed Mr. Labouchere's
+attention. We find him in March putting searching questions as to
+their precise legal status, demanding satisfactory evidence of their
+support being adequately provided for, and enquiring why the Egyptian
+Government had unlawfully deprived Arabi of his title of Pasha.
+
+In the debate of March 2 on a supplementary estimate of £728,000 "for
+additional expenditure for army services consequent on the dispatch
+of an expeditionary force to Egypt," he spoke with his accustomed
+frankness. He would like to know where the money was to come from.
+He had seen it stated in the papers and other organs that it was to
+be raised by an increase on the Income Tax. For his part, he should
+like to see it raised in one of two ways--one, by raising it from the
+landed interest--or, since he was afraid the Government would not
+accept that plan--in default, by a general tax on every individual in
+the country poor or rich. Let every one of those shrieking Jingoes
+who went out calling on the Government to go to war, now here and now
+there, understand that they would have to pay for the cost of those
+wars. Then he thought they would be less inclined than now to
+advance the Jingo policy which he was sorry to see had been adopted
+by the Government, and which they had inherited from gentlemen on the
+other side of the House. He believed that the war had been a mistake
+all through. If we went to Egypt at all we ought to have installed
+Arabi instead of the Khedive. He believed that as long as British
+troops supported the Khedive and supported him against his own
+subjects, England was absolutely responsible for what was going on in
+Egypt. No doubt Lord Dufferin did his best to procure trustworthy
+information, but he was {208} necessarily very much in the hands of
+the Europeans and of the Ministers and friends of the Khedive. He
+did not gather from the dispatches that Lord Dufferin had consulted
+the people of Egypt. Sir George Campbell, the member for Kirkcaldy,
+said that he had read, marked, learned, and inwardly digested Lord
+Dufferin's scheme of government. For his own part, although he had
+read, marked, and learned it to a certain degree he could not digest
+it because it was objectionable to a Radical stomach. Lord
+Dufferin's scheme was a perfect sham of constitutional government.
+If any species of representative government were established in Egypt
+it must be based on control of the purse. But when anything was said
+to the noble Lord, the Under-secretary, on this subject, he vaguely
+alluded to representative government and international obligations.
+Was Lord Dufferin prevented from doing what he thought desirable for
+the country by any obligations which the Egyptians were supposed to
+be under to pay the interest on their debt? If there was any
+obligation on their part it was not our business to go there to carry
+it out.... He denied that the people of Egypt were bound by any such
+thing, but, supposing they were, it was not England's business to
+deprive them of the most elementary and necessary basis of
+representative government--the government of the purse.[13]
+
+On June 11, he proposed the reduction of Lord Wolseley's grant from
+£30,000 to £12,000. What, he said, had Lord Wolseley done in Egypt?
+He went to Ismailia and from thence marched his men to Cairo. He
+took the straight road, and on the road he found a lot of miserable
+Arabs entrenched; he advanced and the Arabs marched away. That was
+the whole history of the exploit in Egypt.[14]
+
+Lord Dufferin left Egypt in May, 1883, He was pleased with the
+success of his mission. To use his own words--"the fellah like his
+own Memnon had not remained {209} irresponsive to the beams of the
+new dawn." He left Sir Edward Malet as Consul-General, and resumed
+his normal functions at Constantinople. He departed under a shower
+of compliments, and he left Egypt apparently prosperous. Arabi was
+an exile in Ceylon. Sherif Pasha was the Khedive's loyal and
+obedient Minister. Sir Archibald Alison was in command of the
+British garrison. The Egyptian army, about six thousand in number,
+was under the fostering care of Sir Evelyn Wood. Colonel
+Scott-Moncrieff directed the work of irrigation, and another Briton,
+Sir Benson Maxwell, superintended the native tribunals. Hitherto the
+British Government had made no mistakes, and Egypt had reaped only
+benefit from the intrusion of the foreigner. The false position in
+which England stood with full authority, ample power, and no legal
+right, had not yet led to any consequences of a serious and practical
+kind.[15]
+
+Danger, was, however, creeping up to Egypt from the south. A vast,
+vaguely limited country, extending from Assouan to the Equator, and
+known as the Soudan, had been claimed as Egyptian territory by
+Ismail, who had appointed the famous Gordon Governor-General. On
+Ismail's fall in '79, Gordon was recalled and the Soudan fell a prey
+to local bandits. The reconstituted Egyptian Government was
+incapable of interference, and towards the end of '82 a Mussulman,
+Mohamed Ahmed, raised the standard of religious reform and rebellion
+against the distant and incapable Egyptian authorities. The Mahdi,
+or Messiah, as he called himself, took El Obeid and made himself
+master of Kordofan by the end of January, '83. In the summer of the
+same year seven thousand Egyptian troops, under the command of Hicks
+Pasha, a retired officer of the Indian army, who had entered the
+service of the Khedive, were dispatched against him by the Egyptian
+Government. Granville was careful to formally disengage the
+responsibility of the English Cabinet in this measure. It is
+certain, however, that he {210} could have prevented this action of
+the Khedive's Ministers, and, as he was perfectly well aware through
+the information of Colonel Stewart, who had been associated with
+Gordon's administration, of the utter impossibility of Hicks's task,
+it is difficult to acquit him of moral responsibility. "The faith in
+the power of phrases to alter facts," says Lord Milner in his
+_England in Egypt_, "has never been more strangely manifested than in
+this idea, that we could shake off our virtual responsibility for the
+policy of Egypt in the Soudan by a formal disclaimer." On November
+5, the Egyptian force was cut to pieces near Shekan, about two days'
+journey from El Obeid, by the Mahdi at the head of forty thousand
+men, and Hicks and his staff died fighting at hopeless odds. On the
+advice of Sir Evelyn Baring, who had just arrived in Egypt from
+India, where he had filled the post of Financial Minister to Lord
+Ripon's Government, the English Cabinet recognised at last their
+responsibility. It was decided that the Soudan must be abandoned and
+that the Mahdi must be induced to allow the Egyptian garrisons,
+amounting to about forty thousand men, still remaining there, to
+retire.
+
+Mr. Labouchere wrote to Mr. Chamberlain as follows on December 15,
+1883: "I hope that we are not going to undertake the reconquest of
+the Soudan. The difficult position in which we are comes from not
+having broken entirely with the Conservative policy in Egypt. _They_
+might have annexed the country: we cannot, so we give advice which is
+not taken, try to tinker up an impossible financial situation, and
+make ourselves responsible for every folly committed by a gang of
+corrupt and silly Pashas. The result is that we are now told that we
+have a new frontier somewhere in the direction of the Equator, and
+that our honour is concerned, etc., etc. If the French are so
+foolish as to wish to acquire influence in the Soudan, I cannot
+conceive why we should seek to acquire it in order to prevent them.
+I believe that the Khedive and his friends are {211} delighted at
+what has occurred, because they hope that our evacuation will be put
+off; so long as we retain one soldier there, or indeed assume the
+part of bailiffs for the locusts who make money out of the country,
+something will always occur to force us to remain."
+
+Mr. Chamberlain replied on December 18: "I do not think there is the
+slightest intention of engaging in any operations in the Soudan. The
+utmost we are likely to do is to undertake the defence of Egypt
+proper, and I hope there is no fear of that being attacked. I wish
+we could get out of the whole business, but I have always thought
+that, at the time we interfered, we really had no possible
+alternative. I am not Christian enough to turn the other cheek after
+one has been slapped, and we had unfortunately put ourselves in a
+position in which the first slap had already been administered. It
+is, however, a warning and a lesson to look a little more closely
+into the beginnings of things."
+
+On the 20th Labouchere wrote again to Mr. Chamberlain: "From all I
+hear, matters are in a mess in Egypt. Tewfik is a weak creature, and
+he and his entourage intrigue against us, and yet intrigue to keep us
+there, as they are afraid of what may happen when we go. If the
+fellahs have any opinion, it is dislike of Tewfik as the puppet of
+'foreigners.' The Mahdi will never attack Egypt proper, which is the
+valley of the Nile and the Delta. If we send more troops there, it
+will be the more difficult to evacuate. As long as we retain a
+corporal's guard, it will be the object of Tewfik and all the locusts
+to get up disturbances in order to compromise us. Surely it would be
+easy to come to an arrangement by which Egypt would be neutralised
+and left to itself: the reply always is that interest of the debt
+would not be paid and that, in consequence of the Law of Liquidation,
+some Power would interfere for the benefit of its Egyptian
+bondholders. But these worthy people must be comparatively few in
+numbers, and except as a pretext, no Power would think of taking up
+the cudgels for them, any more {212} than they did for Peruvian
+bondholders. The whole thing is a mere bugbear. Even if France did
+go there we should not suffer." To which Mr. Chamberlain replied on
+December 22: "I think I agree with you on all points of Egyptian
+policy, but my hands are so full just now that I have to let foreign
+affairs work themselves out, and to content myself with occasionally
+giving a push in the right direction."
+
+Public opinion in England was deeply stirred by the disaster at
+Shekan, and one of those popular cries that are so often and so
+disastrously interpreted as heavenly voices went up all over the
+land. The nation called for Gordon. The question of Gordon's
+mission has been exhaustively discussed from every point of view.
+The responsibility for his failure and tragic death is apportioned by
+Lord Cromer between Gordon himself and the Government who overruled
+his (Cromer's) objection to employing him, and went on to make every
+mistake they could. Gordon misinterpreted his orders, and the
+Government was then made responsible for the consequences of a policy
+of which they had never dreamt. He thus placed himself in a
+situation from which it was impossible to extricate him in time. Mr.
+Wilfrid Blunt, on the other hand, places the responsibility of the
+tragedy principally at the door of Cromer. I am not here concerned
+with this delicate controversy. Of this at least there is no doubt,
+Gordon's mission was understood by the country and Parliament to be
+of a purely peaceful nature. Its avowed object was one which
+approved itself to Liberal ideas, _i.e._ the disengaging of British
+responsibility from a purely Egyptian matter and the rescue of the
+Egyptian garrisons. Radicals understood that these purposes were to
+be achieved by purely peaceful means. The Mahdi was presumably to be
+approached by recognised methods of negotiation. It is well known
+that when Gordon got to Khartoum, these instructions went by the
+board. He had been nominated, while on his way, at Cairo,
+Governor-General of the Soudan, and the Government left, by means
+{213} of supplementary clauses in their instructions, a considerable
+latitude to Baring under whose orders, at his (Baring's) request,
+Gordon was placed. Lord Cromer has told the world in his _Modern
+Egypt_ of the difficulties of the situation. Gordon was a mystic and
+suffered chronically from "inspirations," which changed a dozen times
+a day. He does not seem to have made any attempt to carry out his
+mission by diplomatic methods. He soon came to conceive of that
+mission as a sort of rival "Mahdism." He became the Angel of the
+Lord fighting with Apollyon. All this must have been inexpressibly
+disconcerting to the prudent _homme d'affaires_ at Cairo, and no less
+so to his nominal superior in Downing Street.
+
+Mr. Labouchere's attitude in the matter was simple and consistent.
+On February 14, four days before Gordon started, the Opposition moved
+a vote of censure on the Government in consequence of the Hicks
+disaster, and were supported by several Radical members. Sir Wilfrid
+Lawson was supported by Mr. Labouchere in an amendment to Sir
+Stafford Northcote's motion: "That this House, whilst declining at
+present to express an opinion on the Egyptian policy which Her
+Majesty's Government have pursued during the last two years with the
+support of the House, trusts that in future British forces may not be
+employed for the purpose of interfering with the Egyptian people in
+their selection of their own Government."[16] On February 25, by
+which time news of the conquest of Tokar by Osman Digna, the ablest
+of the Mahdi's lieutenants, had reached England, Mr. Labouchere asked
+the Secretary for War whether it was within the discretion of General
+Graham to advance beyond Suakim against Osman Digna. Hartington
+replied oracularly that that appeared to him a question highly
+undesirable to answer and that the general object of Graham's
+instructions had been already stated to the House.
+
+{214}
+
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt's Diary for April 4, 1884, records the following
+conversation with Mr. Labouchere: "Lunched with Labouchere. He is
+more practical, and we have discussed every detail of the policy to
+be suggested to Gladstone. He will feel the ground through Herbert
+Gladstone, which is his way of consulting the oracle. He told me the
+history of Gordon's mission. Gordon's idea had been to go out and
+make friends with the Mahdi, and to have absolutely nothing to do
+with Baring or the Khedive, or with anybody in Egypt. He was going
+to Suakim straight, where he counted upon one of the neighbouring
+Sheiks, whose sons' lives he had saved or spared, and his mission was
+to be one entirely of peace. But the Foreign Office and Baring
+caught hold of him as he passed through Egypt, and made him stop to
+see the Khedive, and so he was befooled into going to Khartoum as the
+Khedive's lieutenant. Now he had failed altogether in his mission of
+peace, and the Government had recalled him more than once in the last
+few days, but he had refused to come back. Gladstone had decided
+absolutely to recall all the troops in Egypt when Hicks' defeat was
+heard of, and was in a great rage. The expedition to Suakim had been
+forced upon him by the Cabinet, and Hartington had taken care to give
+Graham no special instructions, so that he might fight without
+orders. This Graham, of course, had done, and Gladstone, more angry
+still, had gone down to sulk at Coombe. Now he would stand it no
+longer, and he had let Hartington in by the speech he had made last
+night. Nobody expected it. Labouchere thought the moment most
+favourable for a new move."[17] And on May 19 Mr. Labouchere asked
+in the House: "Whether, for the satisfaction of those who believe
+that it has never been brought to the knowledge of the Mahdi and of
+the Soudanese who are engaged in military operations what the object
+of the mission of General Gordon is, he will consider the feasibility
+of conveying to them that Her Majesty's Government, {215} in sending
+an English General to the Soudan, only desired to effect by peaceful
+means the withdrawal of the Egyptian troops, employés, and other
+foreigners who many wish to leave the country, and whether he will
+take steps to enter into diplomatic relations with the Mahdi, or
+whomsoever else may be the governing power in the Soudan, in order to
+prevent if possible all further effusion of blood, to establish a
+fixed frontier between Egypt and the Soudan, and to effect an
+arrangement by which General Gordon and those who may wish to
+accompany him will be enabled peaceably to withdraw from the
+Soudan."[18] Mr. Gladstone replied to Mr. Labouchere's question,
+finishing his remarks with these words: "Whatever measures the
+Government take will be in the direction indicated by the
+question--to make effective arrangements with regard to putting all
+the difficulties at an end."
+
+Mr. Labouchere, to whom, as a Radical and a Nationalist, the position
+of the Mahdi appealed, did not confine himself to work in Parliament.
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt was attempting to negotiate with Mr. Gladstone to
+stop the war, which had followed Gordon's death, and had taken Mr.
+Labouchere into his confidence. Mr. Labouchere wrote to Mr. Blunt on
+February 20, 1885, as follows:
+
+
+DEAR BLUNT,--I had a talk with H(erbert) G(ladstone) last night. He
+wants to know what evidence can be given--that the man who came to me
+was Arabi's Minister of Police at Cairo, and what was his name--and
+that the Mahdi's man is the Mahdi's man. It is clear that so far he
+is right. If the latter has no credentials he should get them. Let
+us assume that he either has them or can get them. Then there must
+be a basis of terms. I would suggest then that the Soudan, with the
+exception of the Port of Suakim, be recognised as an independent
+state under, if wished, the suzerainty of the Sultan, and that all
+Egyptian Pashas who wish to leave it be allowed to leave it.
+
+If the credentials hold water, and if these terms are agreed to,
+{216} then the Mahdi's man should write them out and say that he will
+agree to them.
+
+But it is very essential that nothing should be known about the
+matter. I should have to work others in the Cabinet, and, if
+necessary, to appeal to Parliament. Clearly we could not send a
+mission to the Mahdi, but if an agreement were come to, an emissary
+from the Mahdi and one from our Government might meet for details.
+What I want is to establish a discussion with the Mahdi--the rest
+would follow.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+P.S.--You see, if something is to be done to stop this war, we must
+leave the vague, and come to hard and fast facts.
+
+
+In elucidation of the above letter Mr. Blunt writes to me on February
+20, 1913: "The person referred to in your uncle's letter of February
+20, 1885, is clearly Ismail Bey Jowdat, who acted as Prefect of
+Police at Cairo during the war of 1882.... Later he came to London
+in connection with negotiations I was attempting to get entered into
+by Gladstone with the Mahdi, through Sezzed Jamal ed Din, as to which
+I was in communication with your uncle.... I had, no doubt, sent
+Jowdat to your uncle, and, at one time, it seemed as if we were
+likely to succeed in getting a mission sent or negotiations of some
+kind entered into to stop the war.... Jowdat was never himself an
+agent of the Mahdi, but he was for the time with Jamal ed Din, who
+was in communication with Khartoum...."
+
+Communication with the Mahdi was apparently not easy, for we find Mr.
+Labouchere writing again to Mr. Blunt the following month (March 4,
+1885):
+
+
+It appears to me that there will be a pause in our Soudan operations.
+It might therefore be desirable to take advantage of this in order to
+learn on what terms an agreement might be come to between us and the
+Soudanese. Those in Parliament who, like myself, see no reason why
+we should interfere in the internal affairs of that country would be
+greatly strengthened, were we to know the precise views of the Mahdi.
+
+{217}
+
+I would therefore suggest to you that, if possible, his agent should
+let us know definitely, and after conversation with the Mahdi,
+whether the latter would agree to the following terms:
+
+1. The recognition on the part of England of the independence of the
+Soudan, and of the Mahdi as its ruler.
+
+2. The Northern frontier of the Soudan to be drawn at or near Wady
+Halfa; the Eastern frontier to exclude Suakim and the coast.
+
+3. The Mahdi to pledge himself not to molest any Soudanese who have
+taken our side, and to allow all who wish to leave the country to do
+so.
+
+4. The Mahdi to receive a Consular and Diplomatic Agent at Khartoum;
+to allow all foreigners to carry on their business unmolested in the
+Soudan.
+
+5. The establishment of some sort of Consular Courts.
+
+6. If possible some clause with regard to the export of slaves
+forbidding it.
+
+It is our object to meet the assertion of the Government that the
+Mahdi is a religious fanatic with whom it is impossible to treat,
+because he does not regard himself, alone, as the temporal ruler of
+the Soudan, but as a spiritual leader of Islam against
+Christianity--a species of Oriental Peter the Hermit. What we want
+to show is that he is the proper ruler of the Soudan, and that,
+whilst it will be open to any one outside that country to regard him
+as a prophet, he seeks to establish no temporal sway beyond the
+Soudan. If the Mahdi would declare his assent to the above terms, I
+am convinced that popular feeling here, and the real wishes of the
+members of the Government, would soon bring this war to a close, and
+that in a very short time we and the Mahdi would be the best of
+friends.
+
+
+It seems unlikely that the terms laid down in this letter were
+suggested by Mr. Labouchere without consultation with Mr. Herbert
+Gladstone.
+
+He missed no opportunity in Parliament of fighting the good fight of
+Radical principles. At one moment he is pointing out the two
+cardinal heresies in the policy of the Government--one political and
+the other financial: "The {218} political heresy is that we insist on
+putting up the Khedive and maintaining him in power against his
+subjects. The result is that we are absolutely hated in Egypt, and
+wherever we are not hated we are regarded with contempt." The
+financial heresy is that "we always insist in our treatment of
+Egyptian finance that the payment of interest on the debt should come
+first, and the expenses of administration second. The result of this
+policy is over-taxation, the postponement of reform, and a
+deficit."[19] The policy of the Liberal Government was in reality,
+though not in profession, he asserted, Jingo policy, and the Radicals
+who had worked for Mr. Gladstone's return to power, relying on his
+Midlothian speeches, had been jockeyed. If only Mr. Gladstone would
+take his (Labouchere's) advice. No doubt the Prime Minister when
+thinking the matter over would say--Why did I not follow the member
+for Northampton? I should not have been in such a mess as I am now.
+For his own part Mr. Labouchere stood by the policy of the Midlothian
+campaign, when the Prime Minister denounced the Jingo policy of
+annexation and war. If any one had then said: "You will acquire
+power and become the most powerful Minister England has had for many
+a day; you will bombard Alexandria; you will massacre Egyptians at
+Tel-el-Kebir and Suakim, and you will go on a sort of wild-cat
+expedition into the wilds of Ethiopia in order to put down a prophet"
+the right honourable gentleman would have replied in the words of
+Hazael to the King of Syria--"Is thy servant a dog that he should do
+this thing?"[20]
+
+This kind of sword-play went on day after day in the House, and it is
+impossible to doubt that, although Mr. Labouchere was unquestionably
+sincere in deploring the policy of the Government, he must have
+greatly enjoyed the opportunity which it afforded him of displaying
+his wit and humour. Mr. Gladstone did not always appreciate these
+{219} qualities, and on one occasion, when Mr. Labouchere was
+attempting to divide the House against the Government, his object
+being, as he said, "not adverse to the Government, but to strengthen
+the good intentions of the Prime Minister in future," that much
+enduring statesman turned and solemnly rebuked him for making an
+"inopportune and superficial speech."[21]
+
+The case against the Government from the Radical point of view was,
+of course, very obvious and easy to put, nor was there anything
+particularly original about Mr. Labouchere's arguments. He rang the
+changes incessantly on three points: the essential injustice of our
+position in Egypt towards the Egyptians--the underlying venality of
+the Government's position owing to their connection with the
+bondholders--and the monstrous expense to the British taxpayer of
+British military intervention. It was not the matter of his charges,
+but the manner in which he made them that delighted the House.
+Sometimes he would lay aside his dialectical weapons and let the
+facts speak for themselves. One day he asks the Secretary for War if
+his attention has been drawn to the following statements in the
+_Times_ of May 7:
+
+
+Daylight broke almost imperceptibly. We were nearer the village of
+Dhakool, when the friendly scouts came running in with the news that
+the inhabitants were at prayer, and that if we attacked at once we
+should catch them. General Graham pushed on with a troop of the
+Bengal Lancers.... The enemy fled on camels in all directions, and
+the Mounted Infantry and Camel corps, coming up, gave chase. Some
+two hundred attempted to stand, and showed a disposition to come at
+us, but evidently lost heart and disappeared, not before having at
+least twenty men killed.... It was curious to witness the desperate
+efforts of the enemy to drive their flocks up the steep mountain
+side, turning now and again to fire on the Bengal Lancers. The
+"Friendlies" tried to cut off the flocks, and succeeded in catching
+{220} some thousands of animals.... The village was looted and
+burnt.... We also destroyed the well with gun-cotton.... But, for
+our being unaware of the existence of some narrow hillock walks up
+which the enemy retired, we might have exterminated them. Our loss
+has been hitherto only two Mounted Infantry men wounded.... We have
+done the enemy all the harm we could, thus fulfilling the primary
+object of war.
+
+
+Lord Hartington could find nothing to say, but that such incidents
+were unfortunately inseparable from war.[22]
+
+It may be doubted, however, whether Mr. Labouchere's advocacy did
+very much for his cause, or for his own reputation as a serious
+politician. The British public (and the House of Commons is a sort
+of microcosm of the British public) finds it hard to believe in
+sincerity accompanied by banter and persiflage. Not so are
+Englishmen wont to express their conscientious convictions. Mr.
+Labouchere was, of course, not an Englishman. He was a Frenchman
+and, as I have said before, in his mentality a lineal descendant of
+Voltaire. He could hardly hope to succeed where John Bright had
+failed.
+
+That Mr. Labouchere's attitude on the subject of Egypt was
+appreciated by the Egyptians is proved by a perusal of the letters he
+received from Arabi in exile, long after the subject had ceased to be
+a stone on which the Radical axe could be ground. I append some of
+these, and another letter from Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Wilfrid Blunt on
+the subject of the Exiles.
+
+
+COLOMBO, September 15, 1891.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,--I beg the liberty to trouble you with this in the hope
+of your being able to learn more of the state of our health than you
+have been hitherto. One of the most eminent medical practitioners in
+Ceylon, Dr. Vandort, left for England in the last week in the German
+mail steamship _Preussen_. I have asked him to call on you and Sir
+William Gregory and inform you of {221} the actual state of such of
+us as he has attended on. By the death of Dr. White we lost our best
+evidence, and it pleased those in authority not to heed at all the
+opinion of our regular medical advisers and to rely on that of
+gentlemen who, whatever their high standing and attainments, had but
+one opportunity of seeing us. Had they questioned also those who
+attended on us and our families for years they might have been better
+able to form an opinion.
+
+I am now suffering very much from my eyes, being scarcely able to
+read anything, and am waiting until an oculist from Madras could
+examine them and tell me what I may expect.
+
+Pray forgive me for troubling with this letter. We have so few of
+your kind feelings and position to look up to--and if we are too
+importunate we would only beg to be pardoned.
+
+In the hope that you are in the enjoyment of the blessing of health,
+and begging the kind acceptance of all respectful regards--I remain,
+yours most obediently,
+
+A. ARABI, the Egyptian.
+
+
+COLOMBO, December 9, 1891.
+
+MY DEAR SIR,--I had the great pleasure to receive your kind letters
+of the 2d and 8th October, and should have replied earlier but for
+having had to communicate with my brethren in exile, and for there
+being time before the next meeting of Parliament. We beg your kindly
+acceptance of our grateful thanks.
+
+We have been officially informed of the decision of H.M.'s Government
+on our memorial to Lord Salisbury, but for which we were prepared by
+yourself and Sir William Gregory; and also by Lord de la Warr, who
+very kindly sent to me copies of the papers (Egypt, No. 1, 1891),
+printed for both Houses of Parliament, in March last, and of his
+speeches and Lord Salisbury's reply in May and June last. I now send
+copies as requested of the medical certificates had by Toulba Pasha
+and the late Abdulal Pasha since the memorial, also the Colonial
+Secretary's letter to us and my reply. [All these were enclosed with
+this letter.]
+
+You will permit me to ask your notice of Riaz Pasha's Memorandum of
+July 9, 1890, to the Foreign Office concluding with: "H.M's
+Government should in any case remember that the exiles were pardoned
+and allowances granted to them on the express {222} condition that
+they should remain at some distant spot, such as the island of
+Ceylon." On this rather qualified assertion it would quite do to
+refer to Mr. Broadley's book _How we Defended Arabi and his Friends_,
+where the terms of the arrangement which put an end to the
+proceedings in connection with our "trial" will be found. Mr.
+Broadley and Mr. Napier could not, as I cannot, in honour reveal more
+than they have done, but my steadfast friend, Mr. Blunt, was not so
+constrained to be reticent, and his communications to the _Pall Mall
+Gazette_ showed what even the great noble-minded General Gordon
+believed the nature and extent of our exile to be.
+
+We should not perhaps however complain of our not being permitted to
+end our days in the land of our birth, although what harm that, or
+our being in Cyprus, could now do I cannot conceive. That none of us
+have desired or sought in the least to be disloyal to our parole the
+testimony of Sir Arthur Gordon to our conduct should be sufficient.
+If all my correspondence, family and other, for the last nine years
+were read, or any of the hundreds of my visitors, from every part of
+the world, were questioned, nothing would there be to show the least
+wish to disturb or stay the progress of my loved native land since my
+poor efforts failed.
+
+If you would kindly refer to Mr. Broadley's book you will find Lord
+Dufferin's scheme in 1883 for the reorganisation of my country, and
+my views on Egyptian reform in 1882. After nine years, when almost
+the whole of that scheme and so many of my humble views have been
+successfully carried out, is it possible that any one beyond my
+personal enemies in my own country could deem me capable of even
+dreaming of doing anything to see her in misery again? My greatest
+trust is yet what it was when I wrote to the _Times_ from my prison
+in 1882: "I hope the people of England will complete the work which I
+commenced. If England accomplishes this task, and thus really gives
+Egypt to the Egyptians, she will then make clear to the world the
+real aim and object of Arabi the Rebel" (Mr. Broadley's book, p.
+349). I cannot hope to see the time, but it must come under such
+auspices when Egypt will cease to be a "reproach to the nations,"
+Islam although she be.
+
+My fellow exiles and I have considered much on the subject {223} of
+the parole you suggest in regard to Cyprus. Our simple parole was
+all that Lord Dufferin required of us when exiled. We gave it, and
+he was satisfied. We have honourably kept our word, and it is only
+now, when we find our place of sojourn proving so increasingly
+injurious to the health of most of us and our families, that we pray
+for a change to a more congenial climate. In every other respect we
+could not dream nor hope for a better home of exile. We leave
+everything to your judgment. If you think a repetition of our parole
+necessary, or of any use, we shall gladly give it again, although our
+first, religiously observed, has been so slighted; and we shall send
+it to you as soon as you may desire it. You have done much for us,
+and our return for it all could only be gratefully felt, not
+expressed; and you will permit us to leave it to you to do for us
+whatever more in your judgment may be expedient, and, whatever that
+may be, permit us to assure you of our fullest trust.
+
+If any prospect of the change of residence we seek is hopeless, and
+Lord Salisbury should adhere to his wish to keep us here, I may but
+beg your best endeavour to obtain the increase of allowance I have
+applied for in my letter to the Colonial Secretary, to enable me to
+have the benefit of such change as the variable climate of this
+island could in some degree afford.
+
+I had the pleasure last week of two kind visits by Mr. J. R. Cox,
+M.P., on his return home from Australia in the _Orizaba_. He
+mentioned your request and his promise to see me if he came to
+Colombo, and your desire that he should learn from me all I had to
+say; and he asked me to give him a statement, which I have done to
+the best of my ability both by word of mouth and in writing. He said
+he had been long away, and had not seen the papers Lord de la Warr
+sent me until then. I need not say how deeply gratifying it was to
+hear from him of your interest in us and of your exertions on our
+behalf, and of the wide feelings of sympathy you have raised for us.
+
+You will forgive me for trespassing on your time and work with this
+long letter; and if I have been led to say anything that I have
+troubled your attention with before, I may only beg the extension of
+your indulgence for it. Placed as I am now, able to think only of
+the past, and with no hope for life's future on earth, and deprived
+more and more of my greatest solace, study, {224} by the growing
+weakness of sight, I fear that my communications to you and to those
+who have likewise generously extended sympathy to us in our strait
+are of too melancholy a tinge. As any prospect of better days seems
+all but closed to us, we may but bow in humble resignation and
+submission to the Divine Will. When this letter comes to you it will
+be your great season of joy and peace. Permit me and my family to
+offer you our best regards and wishes for many a happy enjoyment
+together and return of the things to you and all dear to you.--And
+believe me, yours most gratefully and sincerely,
+
+AHMED ARABI, the Egyptian.
+
+
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, S.W., Feb. 1, 1893.
+
+MY DEAR BLUNT,--Jingoism under Rosebery reigns supreme. I will,
+however, see if anything can be done about Arabi. Your details are
+very interesting respecting the late events in Egypt. Cannot the
+Khedive be induced to do this?: Get his Chamber to pass a resolution
+declaring that Egypt wishes for independence of all European
+intervention, and trusts that the British occupation will cease. If
+it did this we should be able to meet the persistent statements that
+the Fellaheen wants us and loves us. The Turkish Pashas might agree
+so as to spite us, but if once the country were left to itself, the
+Chamber could assert (?) itself.
+
+It is difficult to say how long the Government will last. Probably
+through the session.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+
+[1] Wilfrid Scawen Blunt, _Secret History of the English Occupation
+of Egypt_.
+
+[2] I have taken this account of the Cyprus Convention and its
+results at the Berlin Congress from Mr. Blunt's _Secret History of
+the English Occupation of Egypt_. He says in a footnote (_op. cit._,
+p. 277): "I have given the story of the arrangement made with
+Waddington as I heard it first from Lord Lytton at Simla in May,
+1879. The details were contained in a letter which he showed me
+written to him from Berlin, while the Congress was still sitting, by
+a former diplomatic colleague, and have since been confirmed to me
+from more than one quarter, though with variations. In regard to the
+main feature of the agreement, the arrangement about Tunis, I had it
+very plainly stated to me in the autumn of 1884 by Count Corti, who
+had been Italian Ambassador at the Congress. According to his
+account, the shock of the revelation to Disraeli had been so great
+that he took to his bed, and for four days did not appear at the
+sittings, leaving Lord Salisbury to explain matters as he best could.
+He said that there had been no open rupture with Waddington, the case
+having been submitted by Waddington to his fellow-ambassadors, who
+agreed that it was not one that could possibly be publicly disputed:
+_Il faut la guerre ou se taire_. The agreement was a verbal one
+between Waddington and Salisbury, but was recorded in a despatch
+subsequently written by the French Ambassador in London in which he
+reminded Salisbury of the Convention conversation held in Berlin, and
+so secured its acknowledgment in writing."
+
+[3] Herbert Paul, _A History of Modern England_, vol. iv., p. 247.
+
+[4] Herbert Paul, _A History of Modern England_, vol. iv., p. 247.
+
+[5] _Hansard_, May 12, 1882, vol. 269.
+
+[6] Vote of credit for forces in the Mediterranean.
+
+[7] _Hansard_, July 27, 1882, vol. 272.
+
+[8] _Hansard_, October 30, 1882, vol. 274.
+
+[9] _Truth_, October 5, 1882.
+
+[10] _Truth_, October 12, 1882.
+
+[11] _Truth_, December 7, 1882.
+
+[12] _Hansard_, February 15, 1883, vol. 276.
+
+[13] _Hansard_, March 2, 1883, vol. 276.
+
+[14] _Ibid._, June 11, 1883, vol. 280.
+
+[15] Herbert Paul, _A History of Modern England_, vol. iv.
+
+[16] _Hansard_, February 14, 1884, vol. 284.
+
+[17] Wilfrid Scawen Blunt, _Gordon and Khartoum_.
+
+[18] _Hansard_, May 19, 1884, vol. 288.
+
+[19] _Hansard_, March 26, 1885, vol. 295.
+
+[20] _Ibid._, Feb. 27, 1885, vol. 294.
+
+[21] _Hansard_, April 13, 1885, vol. 296.
+
+[22] _Hansard_, May 8, 1885, vol. 298.
+
+
+
+
+{225}
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+HENRY LABOUCHERE'S RADICALISM
+
+Before dealing further with the part played by Labouchere in Irish
+legislation, it will be necessary to consider his view of English
+politics as a whole. He had not at first been an enthusiastic
+partisan of Home Rule. He had even gone the length at Northampton of
+saying that he himself was no Home Ruler. Yet, in point of fact, no
+English member was a more zealous advocate of Irish claims than he.
+Why was this? His motives, as I have been able to gather them from
+many conversations with him on the subject, were twofold: His Radical
+soul was disgusted by what, in the face of the Irish attitude, was
+the only alternative to Home Rule, namely coercion, and he realised
+that the only effective way to "dish the Whigs," whom he hated even
+more than the Conservatives, was to use the Irish vote.
+
+The second motive was by far the stronger. He had a definite
+conception of Radical government to which he would undoubtedly have
+sacrificed hecatombs of Irish patriots if necessary. As a matter of
+fact, the Irish patriots happened to be a useful means towards his
+end, the establishment of such a government. Hence his alliance with
+them. When Mr. Gladstone and his Whig-Radical Government were faced
+in 1880 with the Irish question in so acute a form, Labouchere saw a
+real possibility ahead of establishing a Radical as distinguished
+from a merely Liberal {226} Government. The protagonist of his
+scheme was Mr. Chamberlain, already a member of the Cabinet, and, in
+the natural course of events, the almost certain successor of the
+already venerable statesman whose name had become the war-cry of
+English Liberalism.
+
+With Mr. Chamberlain as Prime Minister almost anything might happen:
+the Lords and the Church might go, England might become, in all save
+the name, a republic. Mr. Chamberlain was the one statesman with
+whom he found himself in complete agreement as to the articles of the
+Radical faith, and in his future he saw the future of the party and
+of England. He wrote to him on July 3, 1883: "I was caught young and
+sent to America; there I imbibed the political views of the country,
+so that my Radicalism is not a joke, but perfectly earnest. My
+opinion on most of the institutions of this country is that of
+Americans--that they are utterly absurd and ridiculous. Nothing
+would give me greater pleasure than to see you leader of the House of
+Commons, with a Parliament pledged to the most drastic reforms. This
+is the aim of my humble endeavours, but, in the nature of things, a
+member below the gangway has not the same responsibilities as a
+Minister, and, if he is a Radical, necessarily is more advanced than
+a composite Cabinet. He has, too, to make motions or to hold his
+tongue. For instance, my amendment yesterday evening on titles was
+regarded in the House of Commons as a joke. But go to any meeting of
+even Liberals, and you would find that it was essentially a popular
+one. The real trouble in the House of Commons is that the Radicals
+below the gangway are such a miserable lot, and seem ashamed of their
+opinions. The Whigs, on the contrary, out of office act solidly
+together. This leads the public to suppose that your views are in a
+small minority in the House of Commons. If the Whigs are ready to
+pull a coach half way to what they consider a precipice, they must be
+greater fools than I take them to be. They do not act openly, but
+they conspire secretly. So long, {227} however, as they consent to
+work in harness, they ought to be encouraged. You have told them the
+goal, and I am certain that this declaration has done more to
+strengthen radicalism than anything that has happened for long. So I
+am perfectly contented, and quite ready to leave well alone."
+
+Alas for the schemes of mortals! The very element on which
+Labouchere relied for the strengthening of the Radical cause in the
+Cabinet was to prove to Mr. Chamberlain himself the parting of the
+ways. The statesman who was to reach the highest power on the
+shoulders of Irish voters, when it came to the point, would have none
+of such support. The corner-stone fell out of the grandiose edifice
+that Labouchere had planned, the palace of Armida crumbled in the
+dust. Bitter, indeed, was his disappointment. It was characteristic
+of him in these circumstances to lose his head and throw up the game.
+The reader will remember how, as a boy, he described his own
+character at the gaming-table: "In playing even I failed because,
+although I theoretically discovered systems by which I was likely to
+win, yet in practice I could command myself so little that, upon a
+slight loss, I left all to chance." He lacked the patience or the
+industry of mind to reconstruct his schemes, and when Mr. Chamberlain
+was lost to the Radical party, Labouchere's constructive imagination
+seems never to have recovered the blow. He continued the war with
+abuse of privilege, absurdity consecrated by tradition, and the other
+heads of the hydra with which his party fought, but the tone of his
+attacks was not the same as before the Home Rule split. Too often
+they degenerated into mere party criticism, the note of personal
+invective, one might almost say of spite, becoming more prominent in
+them. He had lost faith in success, because the combination by which
+he had hoped to win had failed, and he could not, or would not, think
+out another. It was this consciousness of failure--of personal
+failure as he saw it, so closely had he identified himself with {228}
+his hopes--that inspired the peculiar bitterness with which, in and
+out of season, he attacked the statesman whom he held responsible for
+the altered situation. He did not, as his correspondence will show,
+give up hope for some time of Mr. Chamberlain's return to the party,
+but, when he had at last given up all such hope, nothing was too bad
+for "Joe." In the pages of _Truth_, in the Reform Club, in the lobby
+of the House of Commons, he constantly held forth to all who would
+read or listen on the "crimes" of the man who had divided the Liberal
+party against itself. He manifested no such bitterness against
+Bright or Hartington; but when Mr. Chamberlain fell from grace, he
+fell as no private individual, but as the symbol of the Radical
+party. With him, according to Labouchere, the party fell, and with
+the party his immediate hopes for the regeneration of England. Those
+hopes had, with ample justification for their existence, run high
+when Messrs. Chamberlain and Dilke joined Mr. Gladstone's
+administration in 1880. Labouchere based his scheme on the
+permanence of Mr. Chamberlain's Radicalism, and upon the fact that,
+in the natural course of events, a successor would very shortly have
+to be found for Mr. Gladstone. Both these, at the time, reasonable
+previsions were falsified by destiny. Mr. Gladstone remained for
+another fourteen years leader of the party, and Mr. Chamberlain
+became a Liberal Unionist. The years between 1880 and 1887 were, in
+so far as his political life was concerned, the most important of
+Labouchere's life. Until he saw that his game was finally spoiled by
+a totally unexpected fall of the cards, he did not for one instant
+relax his efforts to reach the end towards which he had planned to
+work. His patience was remarkable, his foresight uncanny, except in
+the all-important direction from which the blow that finally
+shattered his hopes descended.
+
+It is interesting, in the light of subsequent events, to read the
+article which he wrote for the February number of the _Fortnightly
+Review_ in 1884, in which he set forth with {229} characteristic
+freedom of expression his views upon Radicals as differing from
+Whigs. "A Radical," he declares early in the article, "has been
+defined as an earnest Liberal," and he goes on to describe, in
+uncompromising terms, the faith of the earnest Liberal--or true
+Radical. "The Government Bill," he wrote, "assimilating the County
+to the Borough Franchise is to be encouraged, although it does not go
+far enough, to the extent, _i.e._, of Adult manhood suffrage. It
+will be for Radicals to take care strenuously to oppose every scheme
+which is a sham and not a reality. Let us all who are good Liberals
+labour to obtain a good suffrage Bill and a good redistribution Bill.
+This will strengthen our Parliamentary position, and we may fairly
+anticipate that Manhood Suffrage, electoral districts, triennial
+Parliaments, and payment of members will follow." The following
+extract shows very clearly Mr. Labouchere's opinions on what may be
+called the technique of legislation:
+
+"The life of a Parliament is too long. Three years is the maximum
+period for which it should be elected. At the end of this time it is
+out of touch with the electorates. Promises and pledges made at the
+hustings are evaded, because each member thinks they will be
+forgotten before he has again to seek the suffrages of his electors;
+whilst Ministers are too apt to put off, until the period for a fresh
+election approaches, any drastic legislation to which they are
+pledged as leaders of their party. It is probable that, were the
+duration of Parliament limited to three years, as much political
+legislation would take place in this period as is now the case in the
+five or six years which is the average life of a Parliament. The
+fear of a speedy reckoning with electors would be ever before the
+eyes of Ministers and members. The 'Can't you leave it alone?' of
+Lord Melbourne would be replaced by 'We must do much and do it
+speedily, for the day of reckoning is near at hand.' Long
+Parliaments are as fatal to sound business as long credits are to
+sound trade. It is questionable, indeed, whether {230} three years
+is not too long for the duration of a Parliament. We should move in
+all probability more quickly, were the nation to insist upon an
+annual stocktaking."
+
+The arguments, from the democratic point of view, in favour of the
+payment of members are thus set forth:
+
+"The payment of members would do more to democratise our legislature,
+and consequently our legislation, than any other measure that can be
+conceived. At present, members, as a rule, are rich men. Many of
+them mean well, but they fatally take a rich man's view of all
+matters, and are far too much inclined to think that everything is
+for the best in a world where, although there may be many blanks,
+they at least have drawn a prize in life's lottery. So long as the
+choice of the poor men is between this and that rich man, so long
+will our legislation run in the groove of class prejudice. The poor
+man will not be the social equal of the rich man, and our laws will
+be made rather with a view to the happiness and interests of the few
+than of the many. All who are Conservative in heart know this, and
+for this reason the payment of members, which is the natural outcome
+of a recognition that a labourer is worthy of his hire, finds in them
+such bitter opponents. If a Minister is paid for being a Minister,
+it is only logical that a member should be paid for being a member.
+People must live. To refuse payment to members is to limit the
+choice of electorates to those very men who are not likely to see
+things with the same eyes as the majority of the men who constitute
+the electorates. Parliaments should be composed of rich men and of
+poor men. No one would advocate the exclusion of rich men. Why,
+then, should a condition of things continue which practically results
+in the exclusion of the poor man?"
+
+Never has the Radical view of the House of Lords and the Crown been
+more forcibly expressed than in the following:
+
+"The Whigs seem to know that ---- is in favour of the abolition of a
+House of hereditary legislators. Let us hope that they are correct.
+We are frequently told that the {231} people love, honour, and
+respect the House of Lords. Let any one who entertains this notion
+allude to this assembly at a popular political gathering in any part
+of the country, and he will find his illusion rudely dispelled.
+There are earnest Radicals who hold that there ought to be two
+legislative Chambers, and not one; although why they think so, it is
+difficult to say, for in every country where the two-Chamber system
+prevails, either one of them has become a mere useless court of
+registration, or the two are engaged in perpetual disputes, to the
+great detriment of public business. No Radical, however, is in
+favour of our existing Upper Chamber. If he were, he would not be a
+Radical. What an hereditary legislator ought to be is well described
+by Burke in his letter to the Duke of Bedford. What our hereditary
+legislators are we know by bitter experience. They almost all belong
+to one particular class--that of the great landlords. When any
+attempt is made to deal with the gross absurdities of our land
+system, they rally almost to a man to its defence, not from natural
+depravity, but from the natural bias of every one to consider that
+what benefits him must be for the best. The majority of them are
+Conservatives; even those who call themselves Liberals are the
+mildest of Whigs. When a Conservative Administration is in power
+they are harmless for good or evil. When a Liberal Administration is
+in power they are actively evil. Such an administration represents
+the deliberate will of the nation. Before bringing in a Bill,
+however, it has to be toned down, lest it should meet with opposition
+in the Lords. Nevertheless it does meet with opposition there. The
+Lords do not throw it out, but emasculate it with amendments; then
+when it comes back to the Commons a bargain is struck that, if the
+Commons will agree to some of these amendments, the Lords will not
+insist upon the others. Thus, no matter what may be the majority
+possessed by a Liberal ministry in the House of Commons, it can never
+legislate as it wishes, but in a sense between what it wishes and
+what the Conservative {232} majority in the Lords wish. In great and
+important questions it almost always obeys its Leader like a flock of
+sheep, and thus one man is able to provoke a dissolution, not only
+when he thinks that this is in the interests of the country, but when
+he imagines it to be in the interests of his party. It is asserted
+that the House of Lords is useful because its rejection of a Bill is
+an appeal to the country against a House of Commons which is acting
+in opposition to the popular will. It is not easy to understand on
+what grounds the Lords are supposed to know what the popular will is;
+and, indeed, they never do, for there is not one single case on
+record where, when the Lords have appealed to the country against a
+decision of the House of Commons, the verdict has gone in favour of
+the former. Although rich, the peers are not independent. They are,
+in fact, remarkable for their abnormal greed. Because they are by
+the chance of birth legislators, they insist upon decorations,
+distinctions, and salaries being showered upon them and their
+relations. In the Financial Reform Almanack for this year there is
+an interesting calculation of the amounts that living dukes,
+marquises, and earls, and their relations, and those that have died
+since 1850, have received out of the public exchequer. The dukes
+figure for £9,760,000, the marquises for £8,305,950, and the earls
+for £48,181,292; total £66,247,242. The voracity of a vestryman is
+nothing to compare with that of the British nobleman. Eighty-three
+peers are privy councillors; 55 have received decorations; 192 are
+connected with the army and navy; 62 are railway directors; their
+total rental is £11,872,333, and they possess 14,251,132 acres; yet
+in pay and pensions they absorb annually £639,865, and whenever there
+is a change of administration they clamour for well-paid sinecures
+about the Court, and other such sops, like a pack of hungry hounds.
+_Les soutiens de l'État_ indeed! _Comme une corde soutient un
+pendu!_ The greater number of them are obscure thanes, who never
+take an active part in legislation or attend in their {233} seats;
+and they are summoned to London by their party leader whenever it is
+necessary to vote down some Liberal enactment, which has been passed
+after long and careful consideration by the elected representatives
+of the nation, and for this service to the State they generally
+insist upon receiving an equivalent--a ribbon, a Lord Lieutenancy, or
+an office for a relative or a dependent....
+
+"Radicals are essentially practical, and are not accustomed to waste
+or misdirect their energies. They do not approve of the fuss and
+feathers of a Court, and they regard its ceremonies with scant
+respect, for they are inclined to think that they conduce to a
+servile spirit, which is degrading to humanity. They admit, however,
+that the scheme of a monarch who reigns but does not rule has its
+advantages in an empire such as ours, where a connecting link between
+the mother country and the colonies is desirable. Their objection to
+the present state of things is mainly based upon financial grounds.
+Admitting that there is to be a hereditary figure-head, they cannot
+understand why it should cost so much, why funds which are voted to
+the monarch should be expended in salaries to noblemen for the
+performance of ceremonial service, or why the children of the monarch
+should receive such enormous annuities." He quoted an occasion when
+the disloyalty of Radicals was supposed to have been amply proved.
+One of them had voted for an amendment of Sir Charles Dilke when Lord
+Beaconsfield's Government had proposed an allowance of £25,000 per
+annum to the Duke of Connaught. "It would have been more to the
+purpose to show," he said, "why this young gentleman should receive
+so very ample a pension for condescending to be the son of his
+parents. Nothing has conduced more to shake that decent respect for
+the living symbol of the State, which goes by the name of royalty,
+than the ever-recurring rattle of the money-box. Radicals do not
+perceive why the children of the monarch should be made public
+pensioners any more than the children of the {234} Lord Chancellor.
+They know that Her Majesty lives in retirement, and that she has a
+wholesome contempt for the costly ceremonies of a Court; they are
+aware that as a necessary consequence she has sufficient
+accumulations to keep her children in comfort. They ask, therefore,
+why their maintenance should be thrown on the country, and why, if
+so, this should be on so very costly a scale. They consider, it is
+true, that Her Majesty has too large a Civil List; yet although they
+are not deceived by the 'pious fraud' which assumes that the monarch
+is the owner of the Crown domains and surrenders them on accession to
+the throne in consideration of a money equivalent for what they
+produce, they have no burning desire to interfere with existing
+arrangements during the lifetime of the present incumbent, for they
+have a sincere respect for the Queen, not only as the constitutional
+head of the State, but also on account of her excellent personal
+qualities. They are of opinion, however, that when provision is
+asked for the eldest son of the Prince of Wales, this will be a
+fitting opportunity to inaugurate an entire change in the financial
+relations of the Crown with the country."
+
+The Established Church, education, and the Land Laws are thus
+drastically treated.
+
+"The income of the Establishment is close upon £5,000,000 per annum.
+It is the Church of a minority. The greater portion of its revenues
+were acquired by confiscation. Its division of them amongst its
+clergy is in defiance of all rule and justice. Cures of souls are
+matters of public barter. Only the other day the secretary of a
+race-course company bought the next presentation to a living in order
+to ensure that the views of the next pastor should be sound on the
+question of racing. In every country except this the principle has
+been recognised that so-called ecclesiastical property is national
+property. In some countries this principle has been pushed to its
+ultimate consequences, in others it has received a more restricted
+application. Were we all {235} members of the Established Church
+there might be some plea for our devoting a portion of our property
+to the maintenance of the Church's employés. But the majority of us
+are not churchmen. Why then should we perpetuate so invidious an
+application of national funds? The vested rights of living
+incumbents should be respected, and perhaps it would be only fair
+that the Church should retain those funds that she has received from
+the liberality of private donors within the last few years. On an
+excessive estimate this would amount to £1,000,000 per annum. We
+require the remaining £4,000,000 per annum for educational purposes,
+and we mean to have them....
+
+"Whilst all Radicals are agreed that our land system requires a
+thorough reform, all are perhaps not in accord as to the details of
+that reform. Some are followers of Mr. George and demand the
+nationalisation of land; others--and these are the wiser--whilst
+admitting that it is to be regretted that the paramount
+proprietorship of the community has been almost entirely ignored,
+hardly see their way to resume it absolutely, nor do they admit that
+a person who has acquired a legal title to a freehold can be divested
+of it without fair compensation. All, however, are agreed that real
+estate has, in contradistinction to personal estate, certain inherent
+qualities: it is limited in quantity, and it is a natural instrument;
+consequently, the State has a right to regulate the conditions of its
+tenure, and its transmission from one individual to another. We
+would legislate to break up and destroy all huge domains; to make the
+occupier to all practical intents the master of the soil which he
+cultivates, and to secure to him not only fixity of tenure and
+independence of a landlord's rules and caprices, but the enjoyment of
+these rights at a fair and reasonable price. A long succession of
+landlord legislatures have, in the words of Mr. Cobden, 'robbed and
+bamboozled the people for ages.' All our laws affecting land have
+been made in order to perpetuate its tenure in the hands of the few
+from generation {236} to generation; to render its purchase difficult
+and expensive; to free its owners from taxes and obligations, in
+consideration of which their predecessors acquired lordship over it
+from the State; and to give it an artificial value by securing to its
+possessors social and political pre-eminence. That there should be
+few Radicals amongst landlords is less surprising than that any one
+who is not a landlord should remain outside the Radical pale. To
+suppose that when Radicals have the power to place our land laws in
+harmony with the good of the greatest numbers, or to imagine that
+they will allow the _imperia in imperio_ of huge domains to continue,
+is to suppose that they will take to their heart of hearts their
+'robbers and bamboozlers.' Landlords are a mistake socially,
+politically, and economically. The only true proprietary rights in
+land are a reasonable interest on sums spent in rendering it more
+productive, and this only so long as the outlay continues to produce
+this result; to talk of any other natural proprietary rights is as
+absurd as it would be to talk of a man having a natural property in
+the air that we breathe. It is too late now, however, to revert to
+first principles. We must accept facts and endeavour to make the
+best of them. This we propose to do, and, as a preliminary step, we
+demand the renewed imposition of the land-tax at four shillings in
+the pound upon the full true yearly value at a rack rent; that there
+should be no more subventions in aid of local taxation from imperial
+funds largely derived from taxation on food and drink; and that
+landlords who will not use their land themselves should be made to
+give it up to those who are ready and anxious to use it."
+
+Towards the end of the article Mr. Labouchere delivers himself
+somewhat tentatively on the Irish question as follows:
+
+"It was said in the first session of the present Parliament--and no
+one was more fond of using this argument than Mr. Gladstone--that the
+limited number of Mr. Parnell's {237} Parliamentary followers proved
+that the majority of the constituencies was not with him. Later on,
+when the error of this estimate of his strength was perceived, it was
+alleged that his influence was alone secured by terrorism. Slowly it
+had dawned upon the English mind that the vast majority of Irishmen,
+rightly or wrongly, cordially and truly sympathise with him. No one
+now questions that he will sweep Ireland at the next General
+Election. On the doctrine of probabilities, this will make him the
+arbiter between parties at St. Stephen's. How is this to be met?
+The only suggestion put forward as yet has been that both parties
+should agree that the Irish vote is not to count on a party division.
+But does any sane human being imagine that such a scheme is
+practicable? The 'ins' would always assent to it, but the 'outs'
+would defer their assent until they became the 'ins.' It is indeed
+becoming every day more and more clear that we must either allow the
+Irish votes to reckon as other votes, or that we must boldly assert
+that Ireland shall no longer be represented in Parliament, because we
+disagree with the representatives that it chooses. There is no
+middle course; and, if we accept the former, we shall have to allow
+Ireland hereafter to decide as she best pleases on matters that only
+locally regard her. Most Radicals would be of opinion that one
+Parliament for the entire United Kingdom is a better system that one
+for Great Britain and another for Ireland. But they would go a long
+way to establish a fair _modus vivendi_ between the two islands, and
+nothing that Mr. Parnell has ever said can be adduced to show that he
+does not entertain the same desire. Most of his views recommend
+themselves to Radicals, especially those in regard to land.... If
+the Irish wish for Home Rule why should they not have it? It surely
+would be easy to conceive a plan in which that island would have a
+representative assembly that would legislate upon all matters, except
+those reserved to the Imperial Parliament. These reservations might
+be precisely the same as those which the American Constitution {238}
+reserves to Congress in her relations with State Governments. Mr.
+Gladstone seemed inclined to accept this solution in 1882, for, in a
+speech during the session of that year, he asked the Irish members to
+submit their plan to the House of Commons, whilst the only objection
+that occurred to him was, that it might be difficult to find an
+arbiter between the Imperial and the Irish legislature in case of any
+conflict of jurisdiction--a difficulty which a cursory glance at the
+American Constitution would have solved. The Irish are sound upon
+almost every question; they are even more democratically inclined
+than we are. We want their aid and they want our aid. Irish,
+English, and Scotch Radicals should coalesce. Mutual concessions may
+be necessary, but this is always the case in political alliances.
+That the Irish should not love the English connection is hardly
+surprising. We are only now beginning to do them justice, and we
+have accompanied this modicum of justice with a Coercion Act, aimed
+not only at crime, but at legitimate political agitation. If we
+remove their grievances, if we make Irishmen the true rulers of
+Ireland, and if we cease to meddle in matters that concern them and
+not us, there is no reason to suppose that they would wish to
+separate from us any more than our colonies. Separation would,
+indeed, be as disadvantageous to them as to us."
+
+A year or two later he gave clear expression to the same Radical
+faith in the House of Commons in a speech which he made on his own
+amendment to the motion that Mr. Speaker do now leave the chair:
+"That in the opinion of this House it is contrary to the true
+principles of representative Government, and injurious to their
+efficiency, that any person should be a member of one House of the
+Legislature by right of birth, and it is therefore desirable to put
+an end to any such existing rights." "It has been pointed out to
+him," he said, "that these words might include Her Majesty, which, of
+course, was not intended ... they had been engaged in democratising,
+as far as they could, the Commons {239} branch of the Legislature;
+but all their efforts would be abortive, all their efforts at
+Parliamentary reform would be illusory, if they allowed side by side
+with that House a Legislative Assembly to exist, which, in its
+nature, was aristocratic, and which had a right to tamper with and
+veto the decisions of the nation, which were registered by the House
+of Commons.... Members of the House of Lords were neither elected
+nor selected for their merits. They sat by the merits of their
+ancestors, and, if we looked into the merits of some of those
+ancestors, we should agree that the less said about them the better.
+The House of Lords consisted of a class most dangerous to the
+community--the class of rich men, the greater part of whose fortune
+was in land. It was asserted of them that the House of Lords was
+recruited from the wisest and best in the country--that the Lords
+were so wise and good that, in some mysterious way, they were able to
+transmit their virtues to future generations in _secula seculorum_.
+The practice in the selection of those gentlemen was not quite in
+accordance with this theory. They consisted generally of two
+classes--of those who were apparently successful politicians, and of
+those who were undoubtedly successful money-grubbers. He would take
+a few examples, and, as he did not wish to be invidious, he would
+take them from both sides of the House. They all knew and
+appreciated Sir R. Assheton Cross, Mr. Sclater Booth, Sir Thomas
+Brassey, and Mr. Knatchbull-Hugessen. What did they think of these
+gentlemen? As members of this House everybody respected and liked
+them; but they were looked upon as decent sort of mediocrities of the
+ordinary quality, which was converted, in course of time, into
+administrative Ministers. Take another class. Why were brewers
+selected as peers? Simply because they, of late, had accumulated
+very large fortunes by the sale of intoxicating liquors, and for no
+other reason. The names of Guinness, Bass, and Allsopp had been long
+household words in every public house in the country, but who ever
+heard of them as {240} politicians? Yet these gentlemen were
+considered to be the very best men in the country to be converted
+into hereditary peers. Another class who made money were the
+financiers. Lord Rothschild inherited a large fortune, and had
+increased that fortune, and no doubt spent his money in the most
+honourable way; but Lord Rothschild did nothing in the House of
+Commons in any way to distinguish himself. With brewers, when one
+was made a peer another must be made a peer for advertisement. So
+with financial houses; when a Rothschild was made a peer, it was
+necessary to fish up some one of the name of Baring, and one was
+converted into Lord Revelstoke--a gentleman who, though probably
+eminent in city circles, was hardly known to any one in that House,
+and who had never taken part in politics. So much for the
+composition of the House of Lords.... Deducting representative peers
+from Scotland and Ireland, and deducting members of the Royal family,
+and deducting bishops and archbishops, he found 470 peers sitting as
+hereditary peers in the House of Lords. He found that those peers
+had annually distributed among them £389,163, amounting on an average
+to £820 each (salaries from appointments under Civil List)--these
+rich men who would, with one accord, protest against the payment of
+members of the House of Commons. These were the rich men who were
+found at public meetings denouncing members from Ireland as a
+wretched crew, because, being mainly poor men, they received enough
+to enable them to live from their constituents. The peers were
+almost as careful of their relations as of themselves. In a valuable
+publication he saw it put down that, from 1874 to 1886, no fewer than
+7000 relatives of peers had had places of emolument under the
+Government.... In the other House there were 120 Privy Councillors,
+of whom he ventured to say the majority had never heard. Orders had
+to be found for these gentlemen. Almost every one of them had a
+decoration. There were three decorations which were absolutely made
+for peers and for no other {241} body--the Garter, the Order of St.
+Patrick, and the Thistle. Walpole had declined a decoration
+'because,' he said, 'why bribe myself?' Lord Melbourne said of the
+Garter that its pleasing feature was that there was 'no nonsense of
+merit about it.' An impression existed that private Bill legislation
+was more independent in the House of Lords than in that House. He
+did not think it was.... No men looked better after the class
+interests of those to whom they belonged than the peers. They were
+great landowners; 16,000,000 acres belonged to them. Yet our Land
+Laws were a disgrace to the country and tainted with feudalism....
+This House of Lords was not collectively any worse than any six
+hundred men would be. They were _ex necessitate_ a Tory House and a
+House of partisans. The assertion that they subordinated public
+interests to their private class and party interests was merely
+tantamount to saying that they were human beings. A House of
+Artisans would act on similar principles.... His amendment went to
+the root of the evil. He at first thought of including bishops, but
+he struck them out on the principle of _de minimis non curat lex_.
+If the hereditary principle were done away with, what the honourable
+member for Birmingham called 'the incestuous union between the
+spiritual and the political world' would cease of itself. His
+amendment would not prejudice the question of whether there ought to
+be two Chambers or one only. Personally he was in favour of one, but
+those who voted with him need not necessarily support him on that
+particular point. Other countries which had two had simply followed
+our example, and it was a mere result of chance that we happened to
+have two. If they agreed, the second was useless; if they disagreed,
+the second was pernicious. If the functions of an Upper Chamber were
+to be properly fulfilled by those who soared above party and class
+interest, we must not look for its members in this world, but we must
+bring down angels from Heaven; but, as that would be difficult, there
+was one other alternative. The Conservatives at their meetings {242}
+always shouted, 'Thank God we have a House of Lords!' Radicals had
+no intention to remain any longer supinely like toads under the
+harrow of the House of Lords. They intended to agitate until they
+could say: 'Thank God we have not an hereditary House of Lords!'"
+
+Mr. Labouchere's amendment on that occasion was defeated by a
+majority of 61 in a House of 385 members. On November 21, 1884,
+Labouchere had moved the following resolution: "That in view of the
+fact that the Conservative party is able and has for many years been
+able, through its permanent majority in the House of Lords, to alter,
+defeat, or delay legislation, although that legislation has been
+recommended by the responsible advisers of the Crown, and approved by
+the nation through its elected representatives, it is desirable to
+make such alterations in the relations of the two Houses of
+Parliament as will effect a remedy to this state of things." Sir
+Wilfrid Lawson, in seconding the resolution, said that he remembered
+a few years ago Mr. Labouchere giving notice of a very similar
+resolution. He asked him if he thought a House could be made for it.
+Mr. Labouchere had answered, "No, I do not think there will be, for
+all the Radicals want to be made peers." The member for Northampton
+prophesied truly, for not forty members could be got to come down.
+
+With untiring patience, however, Mr. Labouchere moved a resolution of
+the same nature almost every year that he was in Parliament. His
+perseverance on the subject was only matched by the dogged
+persistence with which he attacked the ridiculous appurtenances
+inseparable from the upkeep of a constitutional monarchy. When he
+was asked by Captain Fred Burnaby once at Homburg why he was always
+attacking the Royal family, who after all were well meaning people,
+he replied: "One must find some very solid institution to be able to
+attack it in comfort. If the love of royalty were not so firmly
+established in the middle-class English breast, I should not dream of
+attacking it, for the {243} institution might topple over, and then
+what should I do? I should have all the trouble of finding something
+else to tilt against."
+
+Another expression of his views on the Establishment is found in his
+speech on Mr. Albert Grey's amendment on the occasion of the Second
+Reading of the Church Patronage Bill. "From a Radical standpoint,"
+he said, "it was undesirable that there should be an Establishment at
+all, and there seemed to be no reason why they should be continually
+tinkering up and remedying this and that abuse in connection with the
+Church.... He agreed with the Secretary of State that this Bill did
+not go far enough, if it granted compensation in the case of those
+who now held livings. To sell a cure of souls had always been
+regarded as a most monstrous iniquity, and why should they give
+compensation to those who were enjoying what was wrong? They might
+as well suggest that Simon Magus himself should have had
+compensation. There was another preposterous clause in the Bill.
+These advowsons could only be sold to the great landlords and the
+lords of the manor. If the livings were sold at all, they should be
+sold to anybody who might be ready to buy them. But why should the
+great landlords--the race he should be glad to see cleared off the
+land--why should the great landlords and lords of the manor be
+allowed to buy livings while other people were not? ... There was no
+doubt that matters would be infinitely improved if the parishioners
+had the right to veto the appointment of clergymen. But the
+amendment did not go far enough. Why was there only to be a veto?
+Why not allow the parishioners to elect any clergyman they liked?
+Why was the bishop to be the only person to be allowed to have a
+veto? If the majority of the people in a locality were dissenters,
+he thought they should not be compelled to elect a Church of England
+clergyman. He was opposed to all this tinkering of the Church of
+England, which should be disestablished and disendowed.... He was
+quite ready to leave the {244} Church such amounts as had been given
+to it within the last twenty years; but he had seen calculations made
+that, deducting these amounts, a sum of about £5,000,000 per annum
+ought to come to the public. That sum was the property not of a
+sect, but of the English people who paid it, and he should like to
+see a Bill introduced dealing with glebe lands. These glebe lands
+were, he believed, the worst cultivated in the country, and it would
+be infinitely better to redistribute them in allotments amongst the
+deserving labourers of the village than to leave them in the hands of
+the clergymen. When his honourable friend brought in a Bill dealing
+with glebe lands, and giving back to them the £5,000,000 of which
+they were now deprived for the benefit of a sect, then he would give
+him his most cordial support." And so on.
+
+In the June of 1884 he made one of his common-sense speeches on the
+subject of the enfranchisement of women. It occurred during the
+debate on the Representation of the People Bill. "It may be that we
+should enfranchise women," he said, "but because we have enfranchised
+men is no reason that we should do so. We may discuss the subject
+eloquently, we may refer to Joan of Arc and Boadicea, but, in point
+of fact, from the time of Eve till now there has been a distinct
+difference between men and women. There are a great many things
+which I am ready to admit women can do better than men, and there are
+other things which I think men can do better than women. Each have
+their separate functions, and the question is whether the function of
+electoral power is a function which women would adequately discharge.
+I do not think it is. As yet I understand that no country has really
+given women the vote; and were it not that honourable gentlemen
+opposite, who are generally averse to giving the franchise to any
+large body of men, think, and think justly, that a very large
+majority of women would vote for Conservatives, I should be surprised
+at their making this desperate leap in the dark. Some honourable
+{245} members on this side of the House have told us that women are
+better than men. That is the language of poetry. But when we come
+to facts I am not at all disposed to admit that women are better than
+men. It is not a question of whether women are angels or not, but
+whether they will make good electors ... the honourable member has
+told us that he was convinced of this because Queen Anne was a great
+queen; and he told us also that Elizabeth was a great queen. But
+Anne was not a great queen, and Elizabeth had the intellect of a man
+with the weaknesses of a woman. The honourable member also spoke of
+Queen Christina of Sweden, but every one knows that she was one of
+the most execrable queens that ever lived, for, after being deposed
+by her subjects, she went to Paris and murdered her secretary. We
+learn that, by the operation of nature, more women are born into the
+world than men, that women live longer than men, and that a
+considerable number of men leave the kingdom as soldiers and sailors,
+while women remain at home. In consequence of this there are, at any
+given moment, a greater number of women than men in the country. I
+am told that in every county, with the exception of Hampshire, more
+women would be put on the register than men if we had woman suffrage.
+And what would be the consequence? They would look to the interests
+of women; they would band themselves together, and we should have
+them, of course, asking to be admitted to this House; and then, if
+they were admitted, instead of being on an equality with them, we
+should put ourselves under petticoat government; we should have women
+opposite, women on these benches, and a woman perhaps in the chair.
+They would, of course, like women everywhere, have their own way.
+The honourable member had hesitated as to whether he would give the
+vote to married women as well as to unmarried women, and, by his mode
+of dealing with the question, it would seem that he gave to vice what
+he denied to virtue. As long as a woman remains a spinster, it
+appears that she is to have the vote, but that, so soon as {246} she
+marries, she is to cease to be an elector; she is to lose her rights
+if she enters into the holy and honourable state of matrimony, and,
+if her husband dies, she is again to get the vote. When Napoleon was
+asked by Mme. de Stael who was the best woman in the State, he said:
+'Madame, the woman who has the most children.'"
+
+It will be seen from the above extract that his opinion of the female
+sex was early Victorian, and so it remained to the end of his life.
+He was always a bitter opponent of woman suffrage; and when, in 1896,
+a petition for the Suffrage signed by 257,000 women from all parts of
+the United Kingdom was exhibited, "by kind permission of the Home
+Secretary," in Westminster Hall on a series of tables for the
+inspection of members, he immediately called the attention of the
+Speaker that afternoon in the House to the "unseemly display," and
+insisted upon its removal.
+
+He was indefatigable in his efforts to introduce economical Radical
+finance into every detail of government, always assuring his hearers
+that he was fighting for the principle of economy, and not merely
+against the mere absurdity of the existence of certain traditional
+offices and extravagances. In 1885 we find him requesting the
+Attorney-General to do his best to suppress the offices of
+Trainbearer, Pursebearer, and Clerk of the Petty Bag. He protested
+ably against the large sums spent upon the upkeep of the royal yacht,
+and upon the "objectionable practice" of asking the Commons to vote a
+sum of money for special packets for conveyance of distinguished
+persons to and from England. He protested against the nation being
+asked to pay the expenses incurred in the ceremony of making the
+present King (then Prince George of Wales) a Knight of the Garter.
+He was, in short, unceasingly vigilant wherever the spending of
+public money was concerned, and his remarks were usually practical
+and to the point. A quotation from a letter he wrote to the _Times_
+in the same year on the Graduated Income Tax will be of interest, as
+peculiarly illustrative of his clear and simple {247} view of the
+rights of the poor man versus those of the rich man. "The income
+tax," he wrote, "when first put on by Mr. Pitt, was a graduated tax.
+No one then regarded this as a spoliation or confiscation. That a
+rich man should pay a higher percentage of taxation than a poor man
+is based upon what Mr. Stuart Mill terms 'equality of sacrifice.' It
+will, I presume, he admitted by all that the first call upon a man's
+income is that portion of it which is necessary for him and his
+family to eat, to be clothed, and to secure some sort of home. If a
+man earns only £50 per annum, and has an average family of two
+children, let me ask what remains after this call has been met?
+Nothing. And if he has to pay taxes, he and his family are obliged
+to go without a sufficiency of clothing, or without a fitting home.
+Now look at the case of a man with £50,000 per annum, and with a
+family of the same size. He pays in taxation about 4½% on his
+income---let us say 5%. This absorbs £2500. He may secure to
+himself and them not only all necessaries, but all comforts, for £500
+per annum. Surely the sacrifice on his part to the exigencies of the
+State of £7000 per annum would not be so great a one as would be that
+of £2, 10s. per annum by the man with an income of £50 per annum. As
+a matter of fact, however, the rich man pays at present a maximum of
+5%, and the poor man about twice that percentage...."
+
+He made a speech in the Radical Club at North Camberwell on November
+14, 1885, in which he once more resumed his creed, and with it I must
+end this chapter, so as to proceed with the history of the practice
+to which he put his theories. "In the House of Commons," he said,
+"Radicals had hitherto been in a very small minority, and were not
+appreciated, and it was therefore gratifying to him as a strong
+Radical to find what they did in the House of Commons was appreciated
+by those who made the House of Commons. For his own part he was
+bound to say he could not form any clear idea of what 'Conservative'
+meant now. In the past, Conservatives {248} were a party banded
+together to support the landed interest, but Lord Randolph Churchill
+told them that this was to be all forgotten, and that the
+Conservatives were to become Tory Democrats. These two words were
+utterly antagonistic in themselves, and he could not understand how
+men could be fish and fowl at the same time. The only principle
+which was guiding the Tories was to get into office and remain there.
+No reasonable man could become a Conservative. As for the Whigs they
+were more dangerous than the Tories. There were about thirty of them
+in the House of Commons. They rarely spoke, but their influence--a
+backstair influence--was such that Ministers yielded to them, and it
+was to them that the action in Egypt was due, and they were the cause
+of the Crimes Bill in Ireland--both of which had been steadfastly
+opposed by the Radicals in Parliament. It was easier to deal with an
+open enemy than with a traitor in the camp. Happily the Whigs were
+expiring, and he did not think any one would care to adopt their
+creed. Coming to the Radical creed he said it was that England
+should become a democracy, by which was meant the rule of the people
+by the people and for the people. He was surprised statesmen could
+not see that the people would use the power given them for their own
+advantage. They would insist on a Government not mixed, as now, with
+an aristocratic element in it. They would deal with the entire
+Legislature, the Crown, the Lords, and the Commons; and, if they were
+of his mind, they would go in for a much more sweeping franchise.
+The vote was a right and not a privilege, and every man, not a
+criminal, ought to possess it, or he was defrauded of his right. He
+went in for residential manhood suffrage, for free education, for
+which he would apply the Church revenues and the misused charities.
+He was opposed to all indirect taxation, and advocated what had been
+described as equality of sacrifice in general and local
+taxation--that was, he would have a graduated income tax, and, in no
+case, tax the necessaries of life. In {249} conclusion he said he
+hoped Mr. Chamberlain would succeed Mr. Gladstone as Prime Minister,
+and as for the Whigs they were welcome to go over to the Tories. He
+would not refuse to accept Lord Hartington, if he elected to fight
+under the Radical party, but he would refuse to sink his own personal
+opinions for any one."[1]
+
+
+
+[1] _Times_, October 15, 1885.
+
+
+
+
+{250}
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+IN OPPOSITION
+
+(JUNE, 1885--DECEMBER, 1885)
+
+Mr. Labouchere was not only a zealous friend and advocate of the
+Irish members in Parliament, but a variety of circumstances conspired
+with his own aptitudes to constitute him an unofficial ambassador
+between conflicting parties in the House, and, in particular, between
+the Liberal Cabinet and the Nationalist leader. "His real
+influence," wrote Sir Henry Lucy recently, "was exercised beyond the
+range of the Speaker's eye. Nothing pleased him more than being
+engaged in the lobby, the smoking-room,[1] or a remote corner of the
+corridors, working out some little plot. By conviction a thorough
+Radical, such was the catholicity of his nature that he was on terms
+of personal intimacy with leaders of every section of party, not
+excepting those who sat on the Treasury Bench. He was one of the few
+men--perhaps the only man--whom Parnell treated with an approach to
+confidence. He watched the growth of the Fourth Party with something
+like paternal interest. Lord Randolph Churchill and he were
+inseparable. In these various episodes and connections he delighted
+to play the part of the friendly broker."[2] In this way, far more
+effectively than by formal speech or resolution, though here too
+{251} he was untiring in the fight, he was able to use what is called
+"the personal factor in politics." And in his case the personal
+factor was no light weight. His extreme opinions, in which he had
+never wavered since the days when, as a young man, he had scornfully
+declined the succession to his uncle's peerage, secured him the
+confidence both of the Irish and of the left wing of the Liberals,
+while, by birth, education, and habit of life, he was the welcome
+intimate of men who sat on the other side of the House. Eton,
+Trinity, and the diplomatic service were an unusual training for an
+ultra-Radical and gave an attractive flavour of sacrilege to his
+views. No one appreciated this circumstance more than he did
+himself, and certainly no one could have put it out to better
+interest.
+
+On June 8, 1885, a coalition of Tories and Irish defeated the
+Government by a majority of twelve. The occasion was an amendment
+moved by Sir Michael Hicks Beach during the second reading of the
+Budget Bill, condemning the increase of beer and spirit duties
+proposed by the Chancellor of the Exchequer. The combination between
+the Opposition and the Irish was due to information having been given
+by one of the Opposition leaders to the Irish party to the effect
+that the Tories, if returned to power, would not renew the Coercion
+Act, which would automatically expire in the following August.[3]
+Mr. Gladstone resigned the next day, and, after some delay, Lord
+Salisbury accepted office and formed his first administration. The
+new Viceroy, Lord Carnarvon, following the precedents of Lord
+Mulgrave in 1837 and Lord Clarendon in 1850, himself made the
+declaration of the Irish policy of the new Government. That policy
+was a complete renunciation of coercion. Ireland was to be governed
+by the ordinary law of the land. "My Lords, I do not believe that
+with honesty and single-mindedness of purpose on one hand, and with
+the willingness of the Irish people on the other, it is hopeless to
+look for some satisfactory {252} solution of this terrible question.
+My Lords, these I believe to be the views and opinions of my
+colleagues." The "honesty and single-mindedness" of this piece of
+tactics were severely criticised by Mr. Chamberlain. "A strategic
+movement of that kind executed in opposition to the notorious
+convictions of the men who effected it, carried out for party
+purposes and party purposes alone, is the most flagrant instance of
+political dishonesty this country has ever known."
+
+The Irish party were much impressed by the advances of the
+Conservatives, and when Lord Carnarvon arranged to meet Parnell in
+conversation on Irish affairs, in the course of which they discussed
+whether "some plan of constituting a Parliament in Dublin, short of
+the repeal of the Union, might not be devised and prove acceptable to
+Ireland,"[4] Parnell may be excused for having thought that salvation
+was to come from the Tories. Mr. Gladstone had not yet pronounced
+himself. The Liberal Government had imprisoned the Irish leader; its
+record in Ireland, with the exception of the Arrears Bill, was summed
+up in the word coercion. Liberal politicians were naturally upset at
+the new turn of events. Mr. Healy had written on May 25 to Mr.
+Labouchere saying that "apart from coercion, it was the policy of the
+Irish party to equalise all Liberals and Tories as much as possible
+_pour nous faire valoir_, so that the matter will have to be looked
+at by us apart from the renewal of coercion, though of course, I
+imagine, if we thought we could trust the Liberals to avoid obnoxious
+legislation and to stick to reform, we should support them strongly.
+But how can we have any guarantee of the kind?" Mr. Healy continues
+further on in the letter: "I think a little time in the cool of
+Opposition would do your party a world of good.... If we supported
+your party next time, the Lords would throw out or render worthless
+any Bill the Commons passed, and time has proved that the Whigs won't
+face the Lords. If that institution were abolished we should be
+great fools not {253} to be friendlier with the Liberals, but they
+are almost powerless to help us, even if they were sincere, so long
+as the Lords are all-powerful." In a letter to Mr. Labouchere, dated
+July 18, Mr. Chamberlain made the following significant statement as
+to his feeling in the matter:
+
+
+The present attitude of the Irish leaders is not at all encouraging
+to Radicals. They take no account whatever of our difficulties or of
+the extent to which we have, in the past, supported Irish claims, and
+now that a Tory Government is in office they are ready to accept from
+them with joy and gratitude the merest crumbs of consolation, while
+they reject with scorn and contumely the offers of further
+legislation which we have made. I think, under these circumstances,
+we must stand aside for the present. The Irish Members "must stew in
+their juice" with the Tories until they find out their mistake.
+Whether the support of the Radicals will still be forthcoming is a
+question. My information from the country satisfies me that further
+concessions to Irish opinion are not at all popular even with our
+Radical constituents, and, under all the circumstances, I am not
+unwilling to keep silence for a time and await the course of events.
+
+The Parnellites, as I understand, cannot count upon two things:
+
+First, on holding the balance after the next General Election. I am
+convinced that they are mistaken, and we shall have a majority over
+them and the Tories combined.
+
+Secondly, they believe in the readiness of the Tories, under the
+stress of party exigency, to make concessions to them in the shape of
+Home Rule and otherwise, which even the Radicals are not prepared to
+agree to. In this, also, I am convinced they are mistaken. To
+whatever lengths Randolph Churchill may be willing to go, his party
+will not follow him so far, and, sooner or later, the Parnellites
+will find that they have been sold. I believe the experience will be
+a healthy one for them and for us.
+
+
+The situation appealed strongly to Mr. Labouchere, and he took up the
+part of the "friendly broker" with zest. {254} On July 22, he saw
+Mr. Healy and wrote the following account of his interview to Mr.
+Chamberlain:
+
+
+Healy favoured me to his views during three hours to-day. I told him
+that we were sure to win without the Irish, but that if he and his
+friends wished for any sort of Home Rule, he must understand that his
+only chance was to ally himself with the Radicals and to support you.
+I said that I had tried to impress this upon Parnell, but that he
+talked rubbish about Grattan's Parliament, and seemed to me to be
+thoroughly impractical. Healy said that Parnell in his heart cared
+little for the Irish, particularly since a mob ill-treated him in
+1880. He regretted to be obliged to admit that personal feeling
+actuated his leader's policy at times, but Parnell felt his dignity
+offended by his arrest and his present feeling was revenge on
+Gladstone and Forster.
+
+I suggested a rebellion. But he said that this was impossible
+because the present policy of all Irishmen was hanging together, for
+they attributed all their troubles to divided councils. He said that
+Parnell is very astute. He generally finds out which way the feeling
+is amongst his followers before he suggests anything, but, in one or
+two cases, he has put his foot down, when he obtained his way.
+
+I asked him about Davitt. He laughed at the idea of his being of any
+use to the Liberals. He is a very difficult man, he said, and a
+trouble to Parnell, who would like him to go against us openly, for
+this would smash him; he cares neither for Tories nor Radicals. If
+Parnell joined the latter he would coquette with the former and vice
+versa.
+
+As regards the present situation he said that there never was
+anything which could be called a treaty with the Conservatives, but
+that there was an understanding that, if they helped the Tories to
+turn out the late Government, and generally supported them during the
+remainder of the Session, there was to be no coercion. "Churchill
+talks to us vaguely about Home Rule, but we do not pay much attention
+to this. We are now paying our debt that we have incurred."
+According to present arrangements, the Party is to put out a
+manifesto calling upon all Irish in England to vote solid for the
+Conservative candidates. This policy was adopted, he continued, in
+order to hold the balance. {255} I went into figures to show him
+that we should win without the Irish, and said that the balance
+policy would only end in their tying themselves to a corpse.
+
+He admitted that this was possible, and said that personally his
+sympathies were with the Radicals, but that it was impossible to
+trust the Liberal party, and to hope that the Liberal party could do
+anything even if they wished to, owing to the House of Lords. "No
+alliance," I said, "is worth anything which is not based upon mutual
+interest. We shall win at the election, but we shall have to count
+with the Whigs. The English electors will be indignant at your
+conduct, and we shall naturally take our revenge on you for your
+supporting the Tories. Now, if you would join us, we should be
+strong enough to hold our own against Whigs and Tories. We want your
+votes in the House of Commons; you will find that you will do nothing
+without ours. What do you say to Chamberlain's scheme of Home Rule
+in the _Fortnightly_? He said: "... there are ... some things that I
+object to in it, but Chamberlain could not carry it. Even if he got
+it through the House of Commons, the Lords would throw it out."[5]
+
+Well, we went on discussing. At last he said: "Can we have any
+assurance that Chamberlain's scheme would be one on which a Radical
+or Liberal Ministry would stand or fall? Will Gladstone declare for
+it?" "What would you do if you could be certain of a big scheme
+forming part of the Liberal platform?" I asked. "Our party really is
+guided by about six men. What we decide," he said, "the others
+accept. I would propose that we do not compromise ourselves with the
+Tories, that we should issue no manifesto, leaving Irish electors to
+vote as they like. When the plan is put forth in the next
+Parliament, we should have to say that it does not go far enough,
+etc., but it might merely be a dummy opposition. Whether I could
+carry this I don't know, but I think that I could." ... Finally he
+said that he would be back at the commencement of August, and that,
+if any arrangement could be made, he would do his best to further it.
+
+There are two points in your scheme that he wants modified, and these
+I will explain to you when I see you at the House, and {256} you have
+a moment's spare time. He told me to tell you that those who wished
+that you should be ill received in Ireland would not have their way,
+and that you may count on a perfectly friendly reception.
+
+This letter is long, but I thought that you would like to know
+Healy's ideas, as he is by far the most honest and ablest of the
+Irishmen.... It is all very well expecting to win the elections, but
+the Irish vote is an important factor, and if only we could square
+the eighty Irish in the House, and turn them into your supporters,
+Whigs and Tories would be dished. Certainly there is no love lost
+between the Allies. W. O'Brien, Healy told me, declines to speak to
+any of them, regarding them as intriguers with whom they are allied
+because of the Coercion Acts.
+
+
+Mr. Healy wrote again to Mr. Labouchere on August 2, and his letter
+concluded with the following decisive words: "Of course, however, I
+should be bound by the majority, and would steadfastly carry out
+Parnell's policy, whatever it is declared by the Party to be."
+
+On August 11, Parliament was prorogued and politicians soon began the
+campaign in the constituencies with a view to the General Election,
+which was to take place in November. Lord Salisbury had made the
+first bid for the Irish vote in a speech at the Mansion House on July
+29, in which he defended Carnarvon's policy as the logical outcome of
+the Franchise Act of 1884. On August 24, Parnell made a very
+important speech at Dublin, in which he said that the Irish platform
+would consist of one plank only--legislative independence. The
+English press was roused to vehement denunciation. The _Times_ said
+that an Irish Parliament was "impossible." The _Standard_ besought
+Whigs and Tories "to present a firm uncompromising front to the rebel
+chief." The _Daily Telegraph_ hoped that the House of Commons would
+not be seduced or terrified into surrender. The _Manchester
+Guardian_ declared that Englishmen would "condemn or punish any party
+or any public man who attempted to walk in the path traced by Mr.
+Parnell." {257} The _Leeds Mercury_ did not think the question of an
+Irish Parliament worth discussing; while the _Daily News_ felt that
+Great Britain could only be saved from the tyranny of Mr. Parnell by
+a "strong administration composed of advanced Liberals."[6] The
+right wing of the Liberals, represented by Lord Hartington, and the
+left by Mr. Chamberlain, both protested. Hartington, speaking on
+August 2, referred to Parnell's manifesto as "so fatal and
+mischievous a proposal." Mr. Chamberlain, speaking at Warrington in
+the early days of September, said very definitely: "Speaking for
+myself, I say that if these and these alone are the terms on which
+Mr. Parnell's support is to be obtained, I will not enter into
+competition for it." The veteran leader, for the moment, was silent,
+having retired for repose and meditation to Norway. But though he
+said nothing himself, he stimulated others to speak. Mr. Barry
+O'Brien was approached in August by a well-known English publicist,
+who begged him to write some articles on the Irish question of a
+"historical and dispassionate nature." The publicist made this
+request "at the suggestion of a great man--in fact a very great man."
+The very great man was Mr. Gladstone. The first article was
+published in November under the title of "Irish Wrongs and English
+Remedies." On September 18 Mr. Gladstone issued the famous Hawarden
+Manifesto admitting the necessity for Home Rule.
+
+Mr. Labouchere was busy all the autumn trying to get at the various
+shades of opinion prevalent among the Irish members. Michael Davitt
+was often a thorn in Parnell's side, and the following letter he
+wrote to Mr. Labouchere on October 9 is very interesting as
+indicating clearly the way in which the two patriots often came into
+collision:
+
+
+There is a general impression among the rank and file of Irish
+Nationalists that the G.O.M. will come nearest to Parnell's demand.
+There is no English statesman more admired by the {258} mass of the
+people, notwithstanding what _United Ireland_ and platform speakers
+may say to the contrary. But the priests and bishops would rather
+have the Tory party attempt the solution of the Home Rule problem,
+owing to the fact of the Conservatives being in favour of
+Denominational Education. Men like Healy, strange to say, are also
+pro-Tory in this respect, as they fear that if Chamberlain and his
+party become dominant, the Radical or democratic element in the Irish
+Nationalist movement will be able to settle the Land question on more
+advanced lines than those of the Parliamentary party. In fact we
+have Tory Nationalists and democratic Nationalists in our ranks, and
+the latter would like to see men like Chamberlain, Morley, and
+yourself in a position to arrange the Anglo-Irish difficulty.
+Parnell's attitude on Protection is absurd. If we had a National
+Assembly in Dublin to-morrow, he could not carry a measure in favour
+of Protection. Three-fourths of our people live by agriculture, and
+these want to export their surplus produce, and would, beyond doubt,
+be in favour of Free Trade. Since Parnell's Arklow speech I have
+more than once attacked Protection, and, in his recent Wicklow
+pronouncement, he considerably modified his views on the question.
+How singular that the volunteers in Grattan's time demanded Free
+Trade from England, and that England squelched our manufactures
+by--Protection!
+
+I wish to Heaven Chamberlain had not made that Warrington "30 to 4"
+speech of his. He has played into the hands of the Tory Nationalists.
+
+Have you read my suggestions about a possible _modus vivendi_ between
+England and Ireland in the concluding chapter of my book? Parnell
+took his One Chamber idea from it. There is no room for a Custom
+House in my simple plan, and the Irish people would jump at such a
+scheme of self-government, while every soldier now in Ireland might
+be removed without any danger to the integrity of the Empire, if such
+a plan of settlement were adopted....
+
+
+No more vivid light can be thrown on Mr. Labouchere's political
+activities at this period than is derived from his letters. He was
+in communication with all parties. The {259} following selection
+from his correspondence illustrates the delicacy and importance of
+the negotiations with which he was concerned. The most interesting
+of these letters are undoubtedly those exchanged between himself and
+Mr. Chamberlain. In them we see clearly enough what was the main
+interest of Mr. Labouchere's life at this time. I have already
+pointed out how completely he subordinated all other political
+questions to his wide-reaching plans for the Radicalisation first of
+the Liberal party and secondly of the country. Irish or Egyptian or
+South African politics were but pawns in his game. In this
+correspondence we see how that dominant interest came to be
+identified in his mind with Mr. Chamberlain himself. His frank
+admiration of and political devotion to Mr. Chamberlain may be read
+between the lines of all his letters. A note that may almost be
+called pathetic creeps into the later letters, when he has realised
+at last that his glorious schemes are going to be frustrated by the
+man on whom he had so completely relied for their success. The
+dramatic quality of some of the letters is intense. The angel
+wrestles with Jacob and knows it is in vain.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Oct. 15, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--A number of us had a long chat with Parnell on
+Saturday, and he seems quite confident that whether Liberals or
+Tories get in, Home Rule will be granted. I quite agree that, if the
+Tories get in with our votes and are kept in by our help, they will
+come to terms, but I am not at all so sure that if the Liberals get
+in they would have the courage (even if they had the will--did we
+oppose them) to face the question.
+
+It is no use discussing our attitude from any other than the
+expediency standpoint. We have to make the best fight we can for a
+small country, and clearly, if we could put the Tories in and hold
+them dependent on us, that is our game. With the House of Lords
+behind them and our help, they could play ducks {260} and drakes with
+the Union, were they so minded. I confess, however, I am so ignorant
+of the English campaign that I don't find myself able to speculate on
+the outcome of the ballot box, but I can hardly believe that there is
+much prospect of the Liberals being beaten. What you have not
+touched upon in any letter to me is the point which always ghosts
+me--if the Liberals bring in a bold scheme how will they overcome the
+House of Lords? You must remember that the Tories would then raise
+the anti-Irish cry and the Lords would be in no unpopular position in
+rejecting a scheme which they would allege meant dismemberment. Of
+course, if the Liberals then promised to dissolve, it is hard to
+believe that with our support they would not win, but it must be
+remembered that Liberals are not united in our favour, and though Mr.
+Gladstone could keep them together, yet men like Hartington and
+Harcourt would secretly sympathise with the Tories, and would
+certainly not show enthusiasm in rallying the constituencies on an
+Irish cry. I don't believe a bit in principle being of any account
+with English parties. Look at the way Chamberlain spoke of Ireland
+when he was baulked of coming over. Read--to take a minor
+creature--Osborne Morgan's speeches. Mr. Gladstone is the only one
+who has shown no bitterness and has kept the controversy in what the
+Germans call the _heitern regionen wo die reinen formen wohnen_. Of
+course I admit that we have given great cause for bitterness, but I
+maintain that we could not have fought successfully in any other
+style, whereas the English, with their bayonets to rely on, need not
+grudge us Billingsgate--though certainly we have not been allowed the
+exclusive use of this feeble weapon.
+
+I was glad to read Childers' speech, which produced an excellent
+impression here by its moderation and practicalness. With regard to
+a plan, Parnell asked Sexton and myself to try and draw up something,
+but we were so busy--that without a good library, which we have not
+here, easily available, the task is appalling. Parnell's idea is to
+abolish the Lord Lieutenancy, strike a financial balance between the
+two countries, giving, as our Imperial quota, an average on ten
+years' returns of Irish contributions with the cost of ruling Ireland
+deducted. This would get rid of the Irish Parliament voting or
+refusing supplies, as the sum would be a fixed one, and if we did not
+pay it we could {261} very easily be compelled. He would be for
+retaining the Irish members at Westminster, and I suppose there would
+not be much trouble in the arrangement being made in that case, that
+they should be summoned by the Speaker to debate affairs which he
+declared Imperial or Irish, and in the English Legislature taking
+them at a particular period of the Session for the sake of
+convenience. I think we should have full power over everything here
+except the Army and the Navy, as I cannot see what other interest
+England has here. If we pay her a due taxation, what possible care
+of hers is it how else we order our affairs? As for the minority,
+the Protestants would soon realise they were safe with the Catholics
+(and they would be the pets of our people). Let there be, by all
+means, every guarantee given for their protection however. If the
+Tories come in they would give us Protection, I am sure, but would
+stipulate for terms for the landlords.--Faithfully yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Oct. 18, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Just before the end of the Session Herbert
+Gladstone came to me, and asked me to endeavour to arrange some sort
+of _modus vivendi_ with the Irish. His father, he said, required
+time, if any joint action was to be taken in the next Parliament, to
+gain over the Whigs, and he was determined not to lead unless he had
+a united party behind him. I told Herbert Gladstone that I was
+convinced that Parnell, for various reasons, did not want an
+arrangement and that he would prefer to remain an irreconcilable, but
+that it might be possible to influence him through Healy and others.
+So I sent to Healy, who came over to England. Healy explained that
+personally he was strongly in favour of an arrangement, but that any
+one going against Parnell would be nowhere just now, because the
+Irish had got it into their heads that union was strength. But he
+promised to do all that he could. Then I went abroad. On my return
+Herbert wrote to ask what had been done. Healy replied that a
+Committee consisting of Sexton, T. P. O'Connor, etc., had been
+appointed to look into federations generally, and {262} to report
+thereon, but that Parnell hardly spoke to his followers upon
+political matters, beyond such as concerned the Irish elections, and
+he went into various details as to what he thought would prove
+satisfactory. This letter I sent to Hawarden, and got back a letter
+stating the views of the G.O.M., the phrase being always "I" or "I
+think my father" as had been agreed. The G.O.M. says that he is
+disposed to grant the fullest Home Rule etc., but that he does not
+think it is desirable to formulate a scheme before the elections, and
+he again presses for the Irish minimum. I have sent this to Healy.
+Evidently the game of the G.O.M. is to endeavour to unite the Party
+on Irish Legislation, and to make that his _cheval de bataille_; but
+he says that he will do nothing unless he can get some assurance that
+the Irish will in the main back him up. I don't think that they
+will, but, with such strange creatures, there is no knowing.
+
+I spent yesterday morning with our friend Randolph. He says that the
+Conservatives count upon 280 returns in their favour, and that if
+they get anything like this they will not resign, and they hope to
+remain in office for two or three years, owing to the coalition
+between the Whigs, the Irish, and the Radicals. He says that
+Hartington, who up to now has been very guarded in his observations,
+now in private denounces you, and vows that he will not stand it. In
+his (Randolph's) opinion, he will withdraw from politics. If he does
+not, Randolph anticipates that the outcome will be an Aberdeen
+Ministry. Randolph looks very ill, though he says that he is pretty
+well. He is taking digitalis for his heart, and says that he is
+certain that the late hours in the House of Commons will knock him
+up....
+
+What is the real feeling in the country I do not know, but I have in
+the last fortnight attended some of the meetings of the nonentities
+who are contesting the Metropolitan Constituencies, and here you are
+first and the rest nowhere. The Whigs seem to have disappeared
+entirely. My impression is that they have all gone over to the
+Conservatives, and that the Whig leaders are--if the country is to be
+judged by the metropolis--entirely without followers. When you
+allude to Goschen there are groans, when you allude to Hartington
+there is silence; and you have to get up a cheer for the G.O.M. by
+dwelling upon his noble heart and that sort of trash. I think,
+however, that {263} the Conservatives will gain more seats in London
+than we anticipate.
+
+By the way, I do not think that the alliance of Randolph with the
+Irish is going on very smoothly. He complained to me that it was
+impossible to trust Parnell, and that the Maamtrasna business had
+been sprung as a surprise. Before the Conservatives came in, Parnell
+told me that he would support the Conservatives on no Coercion Bill,
+a scheme for buying out the landlords, and money expended in further
+works. No sooner were they in than he told me that the feeling in
+Ireland was so strong for Home Rule that it must be pushed forward.
+My own experience of Parnell is that he never makes a bargain without
+intending to get out of it, and that he has either a natural love of
+treachery, or considers that promises are not binding when made to a
+Saxon....
+
+Would it not be possible to have one grand Bill for local government
+in both islands, and settling the difference between local and
+Imperial Sessions. It might be made so as to oblige English
+Conservatives to oppose it in their own interests, and sufficiently
+strong to make it difficult for the Irish to reject it on the second
+reading?--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Oct. 20, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--Thanks for your most interesting letter, which
+confirms my suspicions as to the intentions of our great chief. I
+was led to them in the first instance by the speeches of H. G. at
+Leeds--he is generally inspired, I think. Mr. G. himself was
+cautious with me at Hawarden, though he did not conceal that his
+present interest was in the Irish question, and he seemed to think
+that a policy for dealing with it might be found which would unite us
+all and which would necessarily throw into the background those minor
+points of difference about the schools and small holdings which
+threaten to drive the Whigs into the arms of the Tories or into
+retirement. But I agree with you that the _modus vivendi_ cannot be
+found. First, because all Liberals are getting weary of making
+concessions to Parnell, {264} and will not stand much more of it, and
+secondly, because Parnell cannot be depended on to keep any bargain.
+I believe, therefore, that Mr. G.'s plans will come to naught.
+
+I hope Randolph Churchill is all out in his calculations. I do not
+give the Tories more than 200. Of course the future depends on the
+result of the Elections, but my impression is that Hartington will
+yield, grumbling as usual, but still yielding.
+
+The effect of the campaign I have just completed has surprised me. I
+really had no idea at first of giving more than a "friendly lead" to
+candidates in the new constituencies. The idiotic opposition of the
+Whigs and the abuse of the Tories has turned my gentle hint into a
+great national policy--and now it must be forced on at all hazards.
+The majority of new County candidates are pledged to it--ditto Scotch
+members, ditto London. In Lancashire it is not so strong, as there
+are signs of rebellion in the constituencies against the half-hearted
+orders of the local Caucus.
+
+I fear we cannot run English and Irish Local Government in one
+Bill--the present conditions are so absolutely dissimilar--but we
+will consider this again, if we have the opportunity. I am glad to
+say there is a good chance that Goschen will be defeated at
+Edinburgh. The working men are dead against him.
+
+On the whole I am satisfied with the outlook. The first difficulty
+is to find fellow-workers: the rank and file are all right, but there
+is an awful lack of Generals, and even of non-commissioned
+officers.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Oct. 20, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I send you enclosed to look at.[7] I have
+forwarded copy to Healy. Evidently the G.O.M. is getting a little
+anxious about the Election, and is now trying to persuade the
+Parnellites that they must try and get pledges from the
+Conservatives, because he knows that they cannot. As he says, the
+Land question is the difficulty, because he is not prepared to admit
+that its regulation in Ireland is involved in {265} Local Government,
+and that it in no way affects the integrity of the Empire, whether
+land in Kilkenny belongs to this man or that. I have pointed out to
+Healy that the difficulty might perhaps be turned by supporting your
+plan of compulsory purchase by local authorities in both islands, and
+I have explained to him the meaning of a fair price--viz. such an
+amount as would give the landlord the same net income in consols or
+Government bonds, as he gets now from his land, or ought to get, and
+I have urged upon him that if such a Bill were passed, and if there
+were Home Rule in Ireland, the Irish might surely make things so
+uncomfortable to the landlords that they would be glad to clear out
+for very little.
+
+Would it not be a good plan to have one grand Bill, coupling together
+local self-government here, and Home Rule in Ireland? We should in
+that way get the Irish votes for England, and if the portions of the
+Bill really do give substantial Home Rule in Ireland, I greatly doubt
+whether the Irish would venture to vote against the second reading.
+They might develop their views and swagger in Committee. If this
+Bill were coupled with another on your lines respecting land, the two
+questions could be solved, or your purchase claims might form part of
+the Bill. At the bottom of the difficulty is the G.O.M. He still
+hankers first after the Whigs, and is not sound on the land
+question..., and is bent upon that difficult task of making oil and
+water combine. Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Oct. 23, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--My last letter has partly anticipated yours of
+21st. I return H. G.'s communication. He has apparently his
+father's capacity for mystification, for I cannot possibly make out
+what he is really driving at.
+
+Does he imagine that the Tories can be committed beforehand to
+support a small Liberal majority in some scheme of advanced Local
+Govt.?
+
+He must be an _ingenuus puer_. For my part I believe in leaving the
+Irishmen to "stew in their own juice." My proposal is the {266}
+maximum that English Radicals will stand and a great deal more than
+the Whigs will accept. It had practically been agreed to by Parnell,
+and yet he threw it over at the last moment. It is impossible to
+depend on him and it is much better policy now to play the waiting
+game. If Randolph is right we shall be the better for not being
+pledged.
+
+I am sure, however, that he is wrong, but even then we shall be much
+stronger in negotiation when we have a majority at our backs.
+
+If the G.O.M. were ill-advised enough to propose a separate
+Parliament, he will find very little support from any section of the
+party.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Nov. 12, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--This is the last communication from Healy,
+which he wants sent to the G.O.M. So I send it through the usual
+channel. After saying that he will do his best for Lefevre, he says:
+
+
+"It is very difficult for us to adopt a piecemeal policy, although it
+certainly is the intention to issue instructions that in regard to
+half a dozen Liberals, they shall be supported at all hazards, but so
+far as I can gather the working of Parnell's mind up to the present,
+it is not certain that he will go against the Liberals bald-headed,
+if at all. T. P. O'Connor is strong for supporting the Tories. If
+we could have an understanding with the leaders, it would settle this
+and every other question. It seems to me curious that we are now to
+be asked to define our demands, on a question on which English
+Statesmen do not need much instruction, seeing that in 1881, when the
+agrarian question was certainly complicated, nobody dreamed of asking
+our opinion, but on the contrary the beauty of the measure was that
+it was supposed to be disapproved by the Nationalists. I cannot,
+therefore, help feeling that this demand for a plan from us is simply
+a desire for our discomfort, and the profit of the English. If there
+is really earnestness in the Liberal {267} Party next Session (should
+they be in a majority) to settle the Irish question, I do not think
+they will find us unreasonable. God knows it is time we were at
+peace, but if they insist on forcing on us a Bill, which we denounce,
+and which we shall wreck in the working, the contest between the two
+countries will grow more aggravated than ever. Spencer and Forster
+were hit a thousand times more than Trevelyan, and yet they never
+went pushing about, spitting gall as he has done. The G.O.M. is the
+father of them all, and I do urge him to develop a little the lines
+of his first speech which I have just read."
+
+
+And then he goes into a puff of the G.O.M.'s Article against Darwin,
+which, it seems, delights the Roman Catholics.
+
+Could you not give them a few smooth words in a speech, particularly
+in regard to land. They have taken it into their silly heads that
+you are now their enemy, and as they have eighty votes it is just as
+well to clear this illusion away.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Nov. 16, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--This is the proposal to the Irish, which I
+forward.[8] It is in reply to Healy's last communication. You will
+see that the question of the land etc., being under the control of
+the Irish Chamber, is shirked.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Nov. 22, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--You see, Parnell has gone against the Liberals.
+I felt certain he would. He has been playing with those around him
+and has intentionally deceived some of his own friends. I really
+think he will force us all, Radicals and {268} Liberals, to reject
+all arrangements with him. If we had a good Speaker with dictatorial
+powers he could stop Irish obstruction and P.'s power in Ireland
+would be shaken as soon as the people saw he was impotent in
+Parliament.
+
+We are having a much harder fight than we expected. I think we shall
+win all our seats here, but it is a hard pull. The Tories are very
+confident and are regaining courage in the counties. My hope is that
+the labourers will lie courageously--promise to the Tories and vote
+for us....--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Nov. 25, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--That undaunted sportsman the G.O.M. is still
+hankering after the Irish and his general scheme of pacification. I
+get a letter from Rosebery every day, asking for this and that
+information. I have written to say that if the Liberals get a
+majority, it may be possible to negotiate, but that at present it is
+a mere waste of time to try anything.
+
+We have been losing for a very clear reason. You put forward a good
+Radical programme. This would have taken. But no sooner had you put
+it forward than Hartington and others denounced it. Then the G.O.M.
+proposed that any question should be shunted to the dim and distant
+future, and that all should unite to bring him back to power, with a
+Coalition Ministry--in fact the old game which had already resulted
+in shilly shally. I think the inhabitants of towns have shown their
+wisdom in preferring even the Conservatives to this. I want to find
+the people on our side, who are against disestablishment. Some Peers
+and leaders are, but the masses go for it. They are simply sulky at
+being told that everything must knock under to Peers and Whigs. This
+is how I read the elections. Our only hope now is in the "cow," and
+here too I am afraid that the Whigs will have thrown cold water on
+all enthusiasm. I am not myself particularly sorry at what is
+occurring. A year or two of opposition will be far better--from the
+Radical standpoint--than a Cabinet with a Whig majority in it. With
+all the elements of disintegration, we surely shall {269} be able to
+render Conservative legislation impossible, and to force on a
+dissolution very soon, when your Caucus must come out with a clear
+and definite programme. Milk may be good for babes, but Whig milk
+will not do for electors. The Whigs have dished themselves, thank
+God. Even Gladstone's name goes for little at public meetings.
+Yours is the only one which makes any one stand up and cheer.--Yours
+truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 1, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I quite agree with you. But would it not be
+well to make it clear that the Election was run on the Whig and not
+on the Tory Programme?[9]
+
+I should imagine that the Irish will come round. The aim of the
+Conservatives will be to keep in a short time with their aid, then to
+quarrel with them, and to seek to hold their own against the Irish
+and the Radicals by a combination with the Whigs. This scheme
+Randolph Churchill explained to me a short time ago. If G.O.M. still
+hankers after an alliance with the Irish, it may be possible to
+arrange one, which would cause a split between him and his Whig
+friends. He was always wanting to know as soon as possible what
+could be effected, because he said that he wanted time to gain over
+some of his late colleagues.
+
+I am not the least surprised at results. Putting aside the Irish
+vote and bad times, was it likely that there would be great
+enthusiasm for a cause, which was explained to be to relegate
+everything of importance to the dim distant future, and to unite in
+order to bring back to power the old lot, with all their doubts and
+hesitations, under a leader who was always implying, without meaning
+it, that he meant to retire?--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+SIGN MANSIONS, BRIGHTON, Dec. 3, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--This afternoon I got a telegram {270} from
+Randolph to say he was coming down, and I have had him here all the
+evening.
+
+He says (but don't have it from me) that, if a vote of want of
+confidence is not proposed, they will adjourn for three weeks after
+the Speaker is chosen. If they have a majority with the Irish, he
+says that they are inclined to throw their Speaker as a sop to the
+Irish, and evidently he has a scheme in his head to get Hicks-Beach
+elected Speaker, and to take his place himself.
+
+He told me that he had given in a memorandum to Lord Salisbury about
+the state of parties in the House of Commons, in which he puts down
+Hartington as worth 200 votes, and you for the balance. They intend
+to give a _non possumus_ to all proposals for Home Rule, and they
+expect to be supported by Hartington, even if the G.O.M. goes for
+Home Rule. Salisbury is ready to resign the Premiership to
+Hartington if necessary, and the new Party is to be called the
+"Coalition Party." It appears that the G.O.M. (but this I have vowed
+not to tell) has given in to the Queen a scheme of Home Rule, with a
+sort of Irish President at the head, who is to be deposed by the
+Queen and Council, if necessary.
+
+Should they not be turned out, they will at once start a discussion
+on Procedure.
+
+Is not the cow working wonders for us? Next time we must have an
+urban cow.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 4, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,-- ... The "urban cow" is the great difficulty. I
+put my money on free schools, but, judging by London, the electors do
+not care much about it.
+
+Things are going better for us. I was forced to speak yesterday at
+Leicester, and you will see I had a dig at the Whigs. I will drive
+the knife in on the 17th.
+
+Surely Hartington will not be such a fool as to make a coalition. If
+he is inclined that way I should be happy to give him a lift. It
+would be the making of the Radical party.
+
+If the Tories go against Peel they will irritate Hartington and the
+Moderates. I don't care a straw either way.
+
+{271}
+
+I should warmly support any proposals for amendment of Procedure
+which gave more power to the majority.--Yours truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+_P.S._--We must keep the Tories in for some time. If R. Churchill
+will not play the fool, I certainly should not be inclined to prefer
+a weak Liberal or Coalition Government to a weak Tory one. His best
+policy is to leave us to deal with the Whigs and not to compel us to
+unite the party against the Tories.--Yours,
+
+J.C.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 7, 1885.
+
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,-- ... The G.O.M. is very anxious to come in again.
+I am not, and I think we must sit on his Irish proposals. It will
+require a careful steering to keep the Radical boat head to the
+wind.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+Foljambe is out, for which I am devoutly thankful. There goes
+another Moderate Liberal and Hartington's speech did not help him. I
+hope E. Cavendish will go too. He is not safe.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Dec. 7, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--Thanks for your postings. As far as I can make out your
+party will be in a minority of 5 or 6 when all is over a couple of
+days hence. We shall have 86 in our party. I have not seen Parnell
+for over a fortnight and know nothing of his mind except that I think
+it significant he should have told his interviewer that he expected
+Home Rule from the Liberals. This, of course may have been a hint to
+prick up Salisbury, and it remains to be seen how it will work. But
+in my opinion we have no course but to turn out the Tories. Eighteen
+of their men are Irish, who would oppose tooth and nail every
+concession to us, and as they would vote against their own party on
+H. R. (supposing "Barkis is willing") that would count 36 against
+{272} them, which, of course, would hardly be made up to them by
+Liberal votes, as your party, with three or four exceptions, would
+stand coldly aside and rejoice to see them and us, combined, put in a
+minority. Looking at the matter in the most cynical manner,
+therefore, I don't see what P. can do but put out the Conservatives.
+With us you would have such an immense majority that you could spare
+the desertion of a score of rats amongst the Whigs, while many of the
+Borough Conservatives who owe their seats to us might abstain from a
+H. R. division.
+
+As to the means of putting them out, I assume, if we were agreed as
+to terms, that it would be easy to move an amendment to the Address
+which we could support. Whether this should have relation directly
+to Ireland is a matter for the strategists of your party to consider,
+as while it would suit our book perfectly it might not rally all your
+men and might lead to inconvenient debate. It would, however, look
+odd in us, after denouncing you so bitterly, to put you in
+straightway on some by-issue, not in relation to self-government,
+and, moreover, as we should be strictly "dark horses" as to which
+side we should support, an Irish amendment would have the advantage
+of extracting from ministers certain expressions or promises in order
+to fetch us, which could be made great capital out of afterwards by
+you. Without having thought deeply on the strategical aspect of the
+situation, it occurs to me that the best thing would be to have an
+understanding with the Liberals and "play" the Government for a few
+weeks with the Irish fly to see would it rise, without actually
+landing them. Both you and we would then get time to see their
+programme and how their party swallowed it--so as to corner them
+afterwards.
+
+It is clear no scheme of Home Rule can be carried through the Lords
+without a dissolution, and then, with our help, you could have a
+majority of 200 over the Tories. But we should have a good
+registration of Voters' Bill passed first and some amendments of the
+Ballot Act. I think your people should at once get into touch with
+Parnell. He went to England this morning and should be seen by some
+one from your side. I agree with you that Mr. Gladstone alone can
+settle the Irish question. He is the only man with head and heart
+for the task, and the only man who can reduce to decency the
+contemptible cads who so largely {273} composed the last Liberal
+party. I thank God that so many of the howlers and gloaters over our
+sufferings have met their fate at the polls.--Yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+BRIGHTON, Dec. 8, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I have just got a letter from Herbert
+Gladstone, which I have sent on to Healy.[10]...
+
+I have replied that it is very questionable whether any sort of
+arrangement can be come to with Parnell, but that, if so, it will be
+necessary for "Herbert" to explain precisely "logical issues and
+solid facts"--or, in other words, to let us have the maximum of
+concession.
+
+I doubt Parnell agreeing to any scheme which "Herbert" may propose,
+their views are so divergent. But suppose that he does --would it
+not be well to use the G.O.M. to settle this question and get it out
+of the way. If he agrees with Parnell, he will not agree long with
+his Whig friends. So soon as the Irish question is over, something
+might be done to separate the Whigs entirely from the Radicals--or at
+least something to cause the G.O.M. to begin those ten years of
+probation which he requires before meeting his Maker.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Dec. 10, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--Better try, would a letter to Parnell at 9 Palace
+Chambers, Westminster, find him, and ask him to make an appointment
+with you. There is no necessity to refer him to the correspondence
+that has taken place, but tell what you feel in a position to say on
+behalf of your party leaders. He must see that Gladstone must come
+in if we are to get anything, and the only thing I see to be settled
+is the ritual to be observed in {274} bowing the Government out. I
+presume he will move an amendment to the Address, unless he has some
+satisfactory pledge from Salisbury, which I don't believe, and I
+don't believe in the power of Salisbury or anybody else to throw dust
+in Parnell's eyes. "Hard cash"[11] or a Catholic University won't
+bait the Tory hook for us to swallow. I'm for the whole hog or none.
+I think it would be important if we could have some understanding as
+to the procedure, we, in the opinion of your leaders, should adopt as
+to the terms of an amendment to the Address. They might prefer it
+should be one they could speak on and not support, or both support
+and speak on. The latter seems most convenient in case it is thought
+better to turn the Government out immediately, so as to allow of the
+re-election of the new Ministers. My view, however, is (and it is
+not a strong one, because I have not heard the arguments contra) that
+it would be better to keep the Tories in a little for the reasons
+previously given, and also for the additional one that once they
+accept our help they will all be tarred with the Irish brush, and
+cannot afterwards complain of your party accepting an alliance by
+which they are not ashamed to profit. "Sour Grapes" would then be a
+complete answer to them in opposition.
+
+The stupidity of men like Harcourt calling us "Fenians" is
+inconceivable. Personally I should not object to the epithet, which
+I regard by no means an ignoble one, but I can well forecast the use
+Churchill would make of it in opposition with Sir William in power by
+grace of the "Fenian" vote. "The Gods themselves fight in vain
+against stupidity."
+
+If you exercise any control over the _Daily News_, it ought to keep
+your party straight by purging it of the rancour of defeat. Swear at
+us in private as much as you like, but avoid flinging bricks of the
+boomerang make. The _Daily News_ calling the Anglo-Irish voters
+"clots of turbid intrigue" must have cost you a trifle at the polls.
+We can slang you _de droit_ because we are powerless and
+irresponsible, but a governing body shall go "all delicately marching
+in most pellucid air." Excuse the philosophy!--Yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+{275}
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S. W., Dec. 11, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--There is much in what you say, but the fear is
+that anything like a bargain with the Irish would be resented by the
+English and Scotch workmen and that a Tory-Whig Coalition appealing
+to their prejudices against a Radical-Parnellite alliance would carry
+all before them then. This is a real danger. I am convinced, from
+personal observation, that the workmen will not stand much more in
+the way of Irish conciliation or concessions to Parnell.
+
+I am clear that we had better bide our time and rub the Tories' noses
+well in the mess they have made. Till the 16th.--Yours,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Parnell to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+IRISH PARLIAMENTARY OFFICES,
+
+LONDON, S. W., Dec. 17, 1885.
+
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I have only just opened your letters, as I have not
+been in London for some time. I will try and give you notice the
+next time I am in town, but my present impression is that it would be
+better to await events, and see what attitude the two English Parties
+may take towards each other at the commencement of the new
+Parliament.--Yours sincerely,
+
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S MANSIONS,
+ ST. JAMES'S PARK, Dec. 19, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I wrote to Hawarden in the sense we agreed on
+respecting your views--keeping, however, a good deal to the vague.
+
+Yesterday morning came a letter from Parnell. Had only just received
+my letter, was passing through London, would say when he was coming
+back. Dilatory as usual. In the afternoon Healy arrived. He stayed
+six hours.
+
+The sum of all amounted to this:
+
+{276}
+
+Parnell is half mad. We always act without him. He accepts this
+position; if he did not we should overlook him. Do not trouble
+yourself about him. Dillon, M'Carthy, O'Brien, Harrington, and I
+settle everything. When we agree, no one can disagree. We are all
+for an arrangement with the G.O.M. on terms. We are forming a
+"Cabinet." We shall choose it. We shall pass what we like in this
+Cabinet. We have never yet let out any secret. The Kilmainham
+revelations were let out by Forster and O'Shea.
+
+_Terms_.--G.O.M.'s plan.
+
+
+_Details_.--We agree to nomination for two Parliaments or five years;
+we like it, for we want to hold our own against Fenians. Protestant
+religious bodies may, if wished, elect representatives.
+
+On contracts, we would agree to an appeal to the Judicial Committee
+of the House of Lords.
+
+We would agree to any landlord having the right to sell his land to
+Irish State on valuation by present Commissioners, provided that all
+value of tenants' improvements were deducted. We do not go so far in
+land matters as Chamberlain--certainly not further.
+
+On veto. We could not accept the veto of the Imperial Parliament.
+This is the corner-stone of independence in the minds of Irishmen.
+Several plans were suggested--two-thirds majority, etc. I think
+something might be worked out by means of a sound Privy Council.
+
+We would assent to reasonable amendments by the Lords, but we should
+ask to be consulted.
+
+We have no objection to a Prince. This would be a great sop to the
+"Loyalists."
+
+Of course we must have the Police. We would reduce them to
+3000--there are too many.
+
+We claim to pay a quota--to raise this quota as we like; there is no
+fear of Protection. Parnell and some Belfast manufacturers are the
+only Protectionists in Ireland. Perhaps, however, we might give
+bounties for a time. If we did, we should pay them, not you.
+
+If Bill thrown out in Lords, an Autumn Session; if thrown out again,
+to be brought in again in 1886, unless Mr. Gladstone prefers a
+dissolution.
+
+{277}
+
+No Procedure resolutions until Home Rule settled.
+
+There are only three Judges to whom we object. One is old and deaf
+and wants to retire, another is dying (Lawson).
+
+If terms agreed to, never to come out that there were negotiations.
+We would regard ourselves as members of the Liberal party;
+occasionally indulge like you Radicals in a wild-cat vote, but vote
+with Liberals on all Parliamentary issues.
+
+I have sent this with a lot more details to Hawarden.
+
+Rosebery writes to tell me that the "revelations" are well received
+in Scotland, and that there will be no difficulty there.[12]
+
+Do pray think how very advantageous it will be to get rid of these
+Irish.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, ST. JAMES'S PARK,
+ Sunday, Dec. 21, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Healy came again to-day, and he tells me that
+the whole gang are now ready to accept the terms--provided that they
+are the terms. He stands absolutely against an Imperial Parliament
+veto and says that it is impossible.
+
+I proposed this:
+
+A Royal Prince--a sort of King Log.
+
+The reorganisation of the Irish Privy Council on a fair and
+reasonable basis.
+
+The veto to be the Governor acting by the advice of the Privy
+Council--_i.e._, of a majority.
+
+The Governor to be changed on petition of two-thirds of the Assembly.
+
+He thinks that this would do, and I have sent it to Hawarden.
+
+Healy has seen Parnell, and, without speaking to him about
+negotiations, he came to the conclusion that there will be no
+opposition there.
+
+The Conservatives, I hear, have it in consideration to submit the
+Queen's Speech immediately, and to put up one of their men {278} to
+propose a vote of confidence, if there be no amendment on our side.
+
+I asked Healy what the Irish would do then? He said, "If nothing is
+settled, walk out probably." "Then?" I asked. "Go with the
+Conservatives and turn out the Liberals."
+
+But it seems to me that, without being sure of the support of the
+Irish, Mr. Gladstone could hardly take office.
+
+If so, what then? Hartington?
+
+Hartington is cuts with Churchill. He says that he has insulted him
+in his speeches, and that he will never speak to him again.
+
+Churchill told me a few weeks ago that the Conservatives were
+determined to dissolve, if Home Rule were attempted, in order to
+protect the House of Lords. Would they have the courage to dissolve
+at once? Are they not rather calculating on Mr. Gladstone not being
+able to form a Government, and either coming back with the Whigs, or
+dissolving on the ground of a deadlock?
+
+How the revelation came out was this:
+
+Herbert Gladstone told Reed of the Leeds paper his father's views.
+Reed told Mudford. Could this have been stupidity, or was it
+intentional by order of Papa?
+
+The _Pall Mall_ of yesterday was directly inspired from Hawarden.
+The channel was Norman. Certainly the ways of Mr. Gladstone are
+rather more mysterious than those of the Heathen Chinee. My reading
+of it is that he is simply insane to come in.... The Irish are
+suspicious of him, and intend to have things clear before they
+support him. Parnell says that he has a way of getting people to
+agree with him by the enunciation of generalities, but that when he
+has got what he wants, his general principles are not carried out as
+might have been anticipated. This is so true that I could not deny
+myself the pleasure of letting him know it. In this case, he will
+have to be a good deal more definite, if he is to count on the Irish.
+
+My own conviction is that if the Irish get Home Rule, they will--with
+the exception of the land question--surprise us by their
+conservatism. Their first thing will be to pass some sort of very
+drastic legislation against the Fenians.
+
+What the next step will be, I don't exactly know. The Irish too want
+to know.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+{279}
+
+_Lord Randolph Churchill to Lord Salisbury_
+
+INDIA OFFICE, Dec. 22, 1885.
+
+... Now I have a great deal to tell you. Labouchere came to see me
+this morning. He asked me our intentions. I gave him the following
+information. I can rely upon him:
+
+(l) That there would be no motion for adjournment after the 12th, but
+that business would be immediately proceeded with after three or four
+days' swearing. On this he said that, if we liked to go out on a
+motion for adjournment, he thought the other side might accommodate
+us. I told him that such an ineffably silly idea had never entered
+our heads. Then he told me that he had been asked whether he could
+ascertain if a certain statement as to a Tory Home Rule measure which
+appeared recently in the _Dublin Daily Express_ was Ashbourne's
+measure, and if the Tories meant to say "Aye" or "No" to Home Rule;
+to which I replied that it had never crossed the mind of any member
+of the Government to dream even of departing from an absolute
+unqualified "No," and that all statements as to Ashbourne's plan were
+merely the folly of the _Daily News_. Then I was very much upset,
+for he proceeded to tell me that, on Sunday week last, Lord Carnarvon
+had met Justin M'Carthy, and had confided to him that he was in
+favour of Home Rule in some shape, but that his colleagues and his
+party were not ready, and asked whether Justin M'Carthy's party would
+agree to an enquiry, which he thought there was a chance of the
+Government agreeing to, and which would educate his colleagues and
+his party if granted and carried through. I was consternated, but
+replied that such a statement was an obvious lie; but, between
+ourselves, I fear it is not--perhaps not even an exaggeration or a
+misrepresentation. Justin M'Carthy is on the staff of the _Daily
+News_. Labouchere is one of the proprietors, and I cannot imagine
+any motive for his inventing such a statement. If it is true, Lord
+Carnarvon has played the devil. Then I told Labouchere that if the
+G.O.M. announced any Home Rule project, or indicated any such project
+and, by so doing, placed the Government in a minority, resignation
+was not the only course; but that there was another alternative which
+might even be announced in debate, and the announcement of which
+might complete the squandering {280} of the Liberal party, and that
+his friend at Hawarden had better not omit altogether that card from
+his calculations as to his opponents' hands. Lastly, I communicated
+to him that, even if the Government went out and Gladstone introduced
+a Home Rule Bill, I should not hesitate, if other circumstances were
+favourable, to agitate Ulster even to resistance beyond
+constitutional limits; that Lancashire would follow Ulster, and would
+lead England; and that he was at liberty to communicate this fact to
+the G.O.M.[13]
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE,
+ Dec. 22, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I got a long letter from Hawarden this morning.
+The substance is, "Let the Irish get a positive assurance from the
+Conservatives that they will do nothing, and his tongue will be
+free." This I send to Healy.
+
+I have been spending the morning with Churchill. His plan is this.
+Queen's Speech at once--in address an expression of confidence.
+Liberals to draw G.O.M., Churchill to get up and say that obviously
+he intends to propose Home Rule. If so, adverse vote will be
+followed by dissolution. Will they dare to do this? Churchill says
+that they will, and that I might privately tell Mr. Gladstone this.
+
+He vowed that Brett had given Parnell a written statement from Mr.
+Gladstone.
+
+Healy told me to ask whether there were any direct negotiations with
+Parnell.
+
+Hawarden replies: "There are no negotiations going on between Parnell
+and my father, who has constantly from the first, declared, etc.,
+etc."
+
+Who are we to believe? Mr. Gladstone, as we know, has a very
+magnificent conscience, but he will finish by being too clever by
+half, if he tries to play Healy off against Parnell, who, as I told
+you, is not much more than a figurehead.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+{281}
+
+_P.S._--Churchill says that they hear that Goschen has been playing a
+double game--that to win over Hartington he became a Balaam.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 23, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Has this occurred to you? The Whigs evidently
+will not stand Mr. Gladstone's proposals. If you therefore were to
+rally to them, you would clear the nest of these nuisances, and, as
+Mr. Gladstone cannot last very long, become the leader of the
+Opposition or of the Government--a consummation that we all want.
+
+I think that the Customs matter would not be a _sine qua non_.
+
+Imperial matters would be few. We are against wars. The main
+Imperial question would be for extra money--in case of wars. In the
+main the Irish would be with us--their views about land are much
+yours--I should fancy therefore that, provided we have a clear
+distinction between local and imperial affairs, we should soon be the
+very best of friends.
+
+That Mr. Gladstone will go on, I think pretty certain,
+because--excellent and good man as he is--he sees that his only
+chance is, to get the Irish. He is now engaged in a game of dodging.
+He has invented as usual a "principle"--that he can go into no
+details until he officially knows that the Government will do
+nothing. The object is to get the Irish on generalities. They,
+however, are quite up to this, and even supposing that they were to
+vote with us, they would at once turn him out, if he were to play
+pranks. I do not quite therefore see how he could come in without
+some sort of secret understanding with them.
+
+Now, what would satisfy them?
+
+On customs, as I have said, there would be no great difficulty.
+
+Ditto on protection to minorities.
+
+Remains the veto.
+
+They are anxious to get over it, but cannot accept the Imperial
+Parliament. Would it be to our advantage that they should? We
+should be continually having rows in Parliament about their Acts.
+
+When I saw Healy on Sunday I suggested this:
+
+{282}
+
+A King Log in the person of a Member of the Royal Family. The veto
+to be exercised by King Log with the consent of his Privy Council.
+
+The Privy Council to be entirely reorganised, or the present lot to
+be swamped by men--not ultras, but of moderate character.
+
+Things would then work out by some of the Irish Ministers being made
+Privy Councillors.
+
+This he said the Irish would accept.
+
+Now, with such a plan, with nominated Members for five years, and
+with representation of Protestant Synods and such like bodies, would
+there be much fear?
+
+What the Irish are afraid of are the Fenians. This is why they snap
+at nominated Members, although they may perhaps openly protest.
+
+If I can get hold of Morley, I will have a talk with him; he is, I
+think, of a secretive nature.
+
+Suppose that the worst occurs--an immediate dissolution--the rural
+cow would still do its work, for it might be put that the Tories are
+really dissolving not for Ireland but to prevent the cow being given.
+On other urban cows Mr. Gladstone would be very much in your hands,
+for to get into power, I really believe that he would not only give
+up Ireland, but Mrs. Gladstone and Herbert.
+
+Churchill is going to Ireland. It is an old promise, he says, to go
+for Christmas to Fitzgibbon, and nothing to do with politics. Did I
+tell you that when I said that I knew that Carnarvon had been
+intriguing with Archbishop Walsh, he said that Walsh was a very
+ambitious man, and would not long remain under Parnell, and that
+Carnarvon had tried to square the Education question with him?
+
+Let us even suppose that we are beaten at the elections. There would
+a Tory-Whig Government. How long would it last?
+
+Hartington seems to be on bad terms all round. Churchill tells me
+that he (Hartington) declines to meet him or speak to him on the
+score of his speeches. Evidently he is confederating with Goschen,
+and probably Forster will become a third in the triumvirate? They do
+not strike me as precisely the men who will ever act with you, unless
+you knock under to them.
+
+{283}
+
+It is by no means certain that we should be beaten at an election.
+Mr. Gladstone is still a power. Rosebery says that the Scotch are
+all right. The Irish vote has turned and will turn many elections.
+Our cards, therefore, if boldly and well played, are by no means such
+as would warrant the hands being thrown up.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--Is Churchill reckoning with his party when he talks about an
+immediate dissolution? How will its Members like being sent back to
+their Constituents? Many are hard up.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Dec. 23, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--Thanks for your views. If Churchill and his lot want to
+stay in, in order to thwart us and Mr. Gladstone, then I say, by all
+means, let them have a few months office, and let us give
+them--well--purgatory for a bit and see how they take it. It seems
+to me that opinion is not quite ripe enough yet amongst your party to
+swallow strong meat. I therefore think a while in the cold would
+teach them whether Mr. Gladstone was wiser than the tuppence ha-penny
+intelligence of his rank and file. What the God-fearing Radical
+evidently wants is a course of Tory slaughter abroad, and sixpence on
+the income tax, and we are just the boys to help them to it. Opinion
+here in loyalist circles seems to take it for granted that Gladstone
+needs a check from his own party, and I confess it has somewhat the
+aspect of it. So it seems to me we shall have to turn round and
+"educate" the Liberal party, since they won't allow the greatest man
+they ever had to do so. A pretty mess they will be in, unless they
+seize this opportunity under his leadership of consolidating their
+party. I should like to know what would become of them without
+Gladstone? You would have Chamberlain and Hartington cutting each
+other's throats and the Tories standing laughing by, profiting by
+your divisions! And what should we be doing? You may be sure
+whatever was worst for the Liberal party. You may dissolve fifty
+times, but until you dissolve us out of existence, there we'll be, a
+thorn--aye, a bayonet in your sides. Here we were with the chance of
+getting all Ireland {284} round to some moderate scheme that would
+end for ever the feud between the two countries, and now it appears
+that some gentlemen who were born yesterday, and couldn't tell the
+difference between a Moonlighter and an Orangeman, propose to spoil
+the whole thing--and in the interest of the "Empire" forsooth. I
+venture to think that the statesman who had the boldness to think out
+some proposition for the pacification of this island--small as it
+is--is the best friend the Empire has had for many a long day! My
+heart is sick when I read the extracts telegraphed from the English
+papers to think these are the idiots we have to deal with and to
+argue with. It is almost a justification of O'Donovan Rossa. They
+have Moses and the Prophets, but they want a sign from Heaven. Of
+course, I know there are ten thousand difficult details to be
+settled, but these men don't want to settle anything. They have some
+party dodge to serve, and Ireland is their happy hunting ground. Let
+them take care that the quarrel is not a poisoned morsel for their
+dogs. Churchill babbles of coming over to rouse the Orangemen! _Je
+lui promets des emotions_. He had better bring Gorst with him to
+rally the "re-actionary Ulster members." If these men think as well
+as talk this blague, England is very lucky in her rulers.
+
+But to quit apostrophe (which you must pardon) what are we to do?
+Can we expect Mr. Gladstone to bear the battle on his single shield?
+Is it not plain that if we plunge into Home Rule plans just now
+before your intelligent public apply their enlightened minds to it we
+shall get far less than what we should get by waiting and worrying
+you for a few years? We are all young, and though British saws won't
+bear me out, you are a very fickle and unstable people, while ours
+has the tenacity of 700 years to carry us through. We can wait
+awhile and see who gets the worst of it, and if we are beaten in our
+time--well, there are plenty of young men and young women in Ireland
+to breed future difficulties for you. Some of us thought as
+Nationalists we were making a great sacrifice in being willing to
+give up our ideals, but the spirit in which we are met shows how much
+our surrender is appreciated by the individuals who subscribed for
+cartridges for the Hungarians, Italians, and Poles. The curse of
+being the sport of your two parties is in itself the best argument
+for the necessity of Home Rule.
+
+{285}
+
+As for Churchill, a great deal of what he told you I take to be
+bluff--told for the purposes of intimidation. I don't believe they'd
+dissolve, and if they are so inclined we ought not to give them the
+chance but help them over the stile, in order to trip them up at some
+better opportunity. When we beat them a few times, say on their
+estimates, and worry them on adjournments and motions, they will be
+in a much less heroic mood than they are now. Slow poison is a
+better medicine for them than the happy dispatch! By hanging on
+their skirts for a few weeks, snubbing them and humiliating them at
+every opportunity, they will be in a much more reasonable frame of
+mind than they are now, and meantime perhaps your young lions could
+be reduced to reason and your old ones have their claws trimmed. It
+is no good talking about the details of Home Rule, when the very
+mention of the word gives half the Liberal party the shivers. The
+men that won't take Mr. Gladstone for a leader to-day will have to
+take Mr. Parnell to-morrow, for assuredly things cannot rest as they
+are. Mr. Gladstone's enemies just now are England's and Ireland's
+worst enemies also. He alone can settle the question moderately and
+satisfactorily, yet he is assailed by his own party as if he were
+some reckless junior acting not from the ripeness of knowledge and
+sagacity, but through some adolescent's lust of untasted power! Your
+party ought to get up an altar to Mundella and put his long nose in
+the tabernacle. It is sweet to know that he has controlled the
+education of British youth.
+
+A happy Christmas to you, my dear Labouchere.
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 23, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--Surely Randolph's policy will not work. A
+dissolution within a few weeks of the General Election would be very
+unpopular and indeed unjustifiable, unless the whole Liberal party
+followed Mr. Gladstone in a Home Rule proposal. But it is clear he
+will be left in the lurch, if he proposes it, by the majority of the
+party, and in these circumstances {286} a dissolution would not help
+the Tories, and would probably unite the Liberals under
+Hartington--while Mr. Gladstone would retire.
+
+I should have thought the Tory game would have been to go out and to
+leave Mr. Gladstone to form a Government if he can.
+
+Unless he repudiates Home Rule this would be impossible, while if he
+does repudiate it he would have the Irish against him and could not
+get on for a month.
+
+I shall be in London on the 4th January, and could dine with you to
+meet Randolph on that evening--if convenient.
+
+I shall not be up again till the 11th. Have they finally settled to
+go straight on with the address and without any adjournment?--Yours
+very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+INDIA OFFICE, Dec. 24, 1885.
+
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I am engaged to be at Hatfield on the 4th. That
+compared morally with your proposed "festin" will be as Heaven is to
+Hell, but my sinful spirit will sigh regretfully after Hell. I am
+making enquiries as to your letter which you suggested to me
+yesterday, but have not yet received a reply.
+
+I thought over Justin M'Carthy's story about Carnarvon. It must be a
+lie, for on Sunday last the latter was in London. He came over on
+the Friday previous for the Cabinets on the following Monday and
+Tuesday.--Yours ever,
+
+RANDOLPH S. C.
+
+_P.S._--The weak point of your accusation in this week's _Truth_ of
+treachery on the part of the Government is that the announcement of
+Gladstone's having written a letter to the Queen first appeared in
+_The Daily News_![14]
+
+Now we are not likely to take Mr. Hill[15] as our confidant.
+
+
+{287}
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 24, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Churchill writes:
+
+"I am engaged to be at Hatfield on the 4th. That, compared with the
+society of you and 'Joe,' ought to be as Heaven is to Hell, but my
+sinful spirit sighs regretfully after Hell."
+
+They go on without adjournment, estimating that the swearing can be
+done in three or four days.
+
+Rosebery writes to say that he has heard nothing from Hawarden since
+he wrote urging silence, a suggestion which he supposed was not
+appreciated. All I know, he says, is that Mr. Gladstone is devilish
+in earnest about the matter.
+
+Supposing that the Radicals went against Home Rule, the fight with
+the Irish would be long. Don't you think that the country would
+think that it would be better fought by the Conservatives than by the
+Radicals? They would--with pleasure--make it last long. It would be
+like the French wars to Pitt.
+
+I saw Harcourt yesterday. He told me that he had been to see you,
+and seemed to me sitting on the fence. "What I am thinking of," he
+said, "is that if the Irish found that they could get nothing, they
+would resort again to dynamite." I told him that I thought that
+_his_ life would not be worth a week's purchase. Was there ever such
+a timorous Sambo?
+
+Henry Oppenheim tells me that Hartington dined with him a few days
+ago, and that so far as he could make out he seemed inclined to stand
+by Mr. Gladstone.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 24, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I do not think the Irish proposals are possible.
+If they refuse control of Imperial Parliament, there is really
+nothing left but separation. A hybrid arrangement with nominations,
+Privy Councils, etc., would not stand {288} examination and would be
+a perpetual source of friction and further trouble.
+
+I do not believe in their Conservative legislation. They mean it,
+but the American Fenians would be too strong for them.
+
+There is much fascination in your suggestion of Radical policy,
+especially in the chance of dishing the Whigs whom I hate more than
+the Tories.
+
+But it won't do. English opinion is set strongly against Home Rule
+and the Radical party might be permanently (_i.e._ for our time)
+discredited by a concession on this point.
+
+We must "lie low" and watch--avoiding positive committal as far as
+possible.
+
+Did I tell you that the G.O.M. thanked me for my last speech?
+
+I doubt if he has made up his own mind yet or formulated any definite
+scheme.
+
+He has several times repeated the phrase "supremacy of Parliament."
+
+I am informed on good authority--the best in fact--that there is no
+truth in the statement that he has submitted a statement to the
+Queen. As Randolph is quite wrong about this, he must be taken as a
+doubtful authority in other matters also.
+
+I suppose that if he is going to Ireland he will not be back in time
+for dinner on the 4th.--Yours ever,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, ST. JAMES'S PARK,
+ Christmas Day, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--This is Churchill's statement about the Queen.
+When they came in they were told that there was a Home Rule scheme of
+Mr. Gladstone's and it was shown to Salisbury. I suspect that it is
+true, for no sooner was Mr. Gladstone out than Herbert began--on the
+ground that his father wanted exactly to know the Irish minimum, in
+order to have time to treat the matter with his friends.
+
+I place as the basis of Mr. Gladstone's action an almost insane
+desire to come into office. Now he knows that so far as _he_ is
+{289} concerned, this can only be done by squaring the Irish. At 76
+a waiting policy may be a patriotic one, but it is one of personal
+effacement. This is not precisely the line of our revered leader.
+
+Randolph says he is only going to Ireland, as he has done on previous
+years, to pass Christmas with Fitzgibbon.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--Healy and I have elaborated a letter containing the Irish
+minimum.
+
+
+_Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+INDIA OFFICE, Dec. 25, 1885.
+
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,--My correspondent with whom you thought you might
+correspond with advantage does not wish now to be drawn.
+
+_Very Private_. G.O.M. has written what is described to me as a
+"marvellous letter" to Arthur Balfour, to the effect that he thinks
+"it will be a public calamity if this great question should fall into
+the line of party conflict," and saying that he desires the question
+should be settled by the present Government. He be damned!--Yours
+ever,
+
+RANDOLPH S. C.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Xmas, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--It may be that Brett is the go-between, and therefore
+that Gladstone could use the views of others to head off Parnell.
+Now as I believe we should speak with one voice and chime the same
+note, I don't think it would be well for me to say anything at
+present beyond thanking you for all your kindness. I mean anything
+to any one but yourself. Harcourt's views quite interest me, and he
+is quite right, for if our people are disappointed after the visions
+held out to them, they cannot be held in. This country could easily
+be made ungovernable so far as the collection of rent or legal
+process is concerned, and the obstructors would find they were not
+dealing with playboys but {290} with resolute men. It is because I
+am for peace and feel the necessity for it that I am willing to
+accept any reasonable settlement, as things could not go on as they
+are for very long. If prices next year are as bad as this the
+country will not be habitable in any case for rackrenters.
+
+I can hardly believe the Tories would dissolve if your party shows
+itself united. It is on your divided counsels they reckon. If a big
+vote goes against them it will knock the bottom out of their
+mutterings. Besides supposing the dissolution goes against them,
+they must count the cost. Defeat would mean the instant carrying of
+any schemes Gladstone liked to put forward and no nonsense from the
+Lords. The Peers could not reject it, and if they did and Gladstone
+threatened to dissolve against their existence--_bon soir_! I am
+firmer therefore in my opinion that Randolph's talk was mere
+funkee-funkee, a train laid to explode in Hawarden, and I shall be
+surprised if it goes off.
+
+Your fellows will never realise the price they will be willing to pay
+us until they see the Market opened and a wretched minority sitting
+and smiling across the floor from the seats they themselves should
+recline on! Their teeth won't begin to water till the 12th Jan.
+Therefore I believe a waiting game is our game, for surely it is of
+as much consequence to your men that they should govern England as it
+is to ours that they should govern Ireland? The fact that Parnell's
+reserve is so provoking to the English is his best justification in
+our minds. Chamberlain's point about whether the Imperial Ministry
+which enjoyed the confidence of the English on Home affairs should
+resign if defeated by our help on foreign questions is a poser. It
+seems to me the federal idea cannot work unless you too have a local
+and an Imperial Parliament.--Yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to "The Times"_[16]
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, S.W., Dec. 26, 1885.
+
+"WHAT THE PARNELLITES WOULD ACCEPT."
+
+SIR,--During the last Parliament I voted frequently with the Irish
+members against the Government. I did so because I was {291} opposed
+to exceptional measures of coercion, and believed that the remedy for
+Irish wrongs consisted in allowing Ireland to manage her own affairs,
+subject to full guarantee being given for the maintenance of the
+integrity of the Empire. In this view it would appear that I was
+only in advance by a year or two of the opinions of many Liberals and
+Radicals and of some Conservatives.
+
+Owing to the course of action which I pursued, I was thrown into
+personal and friendly relations with many of the Irish and
+Parliamentary party, which relations I have maintained, and I think I
+am able to form a pretty accurate estimate of their views. First,
+however, I will say with your permission a word respecting Irish
+opinion, and the position, so far as I can judge it, of the Irish
+political leaders. Among those of them opposed to the present state
+of things the majority are not separatists, some because they are in
+favour of the Union with the British Isles, others because they are
+aware that separation is practically impossible. Those who aspire to
+separation are an infinitesimal minority, and they subordinate their
+opinions to those of their colleagues.
+
+Throughout Ireland a passionate desire for Home Rule is entertained
+by all with the exception of the landlords, the officials, and the
+Orangemen. A good many of the landlords are disposed, however, to
+rally to it, while the area over which the Orangemen hold sway is
+growing smaller and smaller every year. Many of the Presbyterians of
+Ulster have already thrown in their lot with the Home Rulers. There
+is now but one single northern Irish county left which does not
+return a Parnellite--viz. Antrim. In four Ulster counties--Monaghan,
+Cavan, Donegal, and Fermanaugh--no one but Parnellites have been
+chosen. The desire for Home Rule is irrespective of any wish to
+alter the land system, although this wish is an important factor in
+Irish feeling. Agriculture is almost the only industry in Ireland,
+and one reason why the landlords are disliked is that, with some few
+exceptions, they have set themselves in antagonism to the aspirations
+of the nation for Home Rule. The Land Act has disappointed and
+dissatisfied every one, for, while the landlords declare that their
+property has been confiscated, the farmers cry out that their
+property--_i.e._ their improvements, have been handed over to be
+rented for the landlords' benefit in the teeth {292} of the Healy
+clause. It is hopeless to suppose that an Imperial Parliament,
+composed of a majority of gentlemen, who know very little about the
+real merits of the case, can settle this great question, at which it
+has been tinkering for generations, and I, as an Englishman, object
+to have my time taken up in discussing it any more, and trying to
+accommodate the differences between Irish renters and Irish rentees.
+Mr. Chamberlain has rightly objected to the Imperial Exchequer being
+saddled with purchase money to be paid to the landlords, and I think
+our duty to them would be performed if we were to insist, in any
+settlement of the Irish question, that they shall be entitled to call
+on the Irish treasury for a fair price for their estates whenever
+they want to sell them, due regard being had to the tenants'
+statutably recognised ownership of his improvements. Thus the
+landlords, if they object to live in an island, the inhabitants of
+which enjoy the advantage of self-government, would be able to leave
+it with the equivalent for their land in their pockets in hard cash.
+With their departure the police difficulty would disappear, and with
+it the necessity of England paying £1,500,000 per annum for the Royal
+Irish Constabulary, although the Irish insist that they only require
+a force of ¼ this size, and are willing to pay for it themselves.
+
+Speaking generally, and if the land system were satisfactorily
+settled, it may be said that the Irish are not Radicals in one sense
+of the word. Their habit of thought is Conservative. They are, like
+the French, somewhat too inclined to look and state interference in
+everything. Their tendency is, as M. Guizot said of the French, to
+fall into a division between administrators and administered. Their
+hostility to law is not to law abstractedly, but to the law as
+presenting what they regard as an alien ascendency. I am inclined to
+think that, had they a Parliament of their own, they would surprise
+us by their Conservative legislation.
+
+Apart from the Nationalists, who form the great bulk of the nation,
+are the Fenians. They are comparatively speaking few in number.
+Their strength consists in being able to tell the Irish that Home
+Rule never will be granted, and that Ireland must either separate
+from us, or be ruled by us in local as well as in Imperial affairs.
+
+{293}
+
+That the Nationalists have to a certain extent acted with the Fenians
+is true. But could they do otherwise? They had to fight against a
+common opponent. Between a Nationalist and a Fenian there is as much
+difference as between the most moderate Whig Squire who sat in last
+Parliament on the Liberal benches and me. Yet we both voted
+frequently together against the Conservatives. The Nationalists are
+the Girondists, the Fenians are the Jacobins. Like the Girondists
+they make common cause against a common enemy. (_He carries on this
+simile lengthily._) Mr. Parnell and his political friends have
+substituted constitutional agitation for lawless and revolutionary
+agitation. He has only succeeded in this by persuading his
+countrymen that his action will result in success. If he be doomed
+to failure, the Fenians will once more gain the upper hand in Ireland.
+
+The _Times_ has more than once suggested that the Irish Parliamentary
+party should state precisely what they want. They want a Parliament.
+How possibly can they be expected to say officially to what
+limitations and to what restrictions they would submit for the sake
+of a definite settlement before some responsible English statesman,
+with a strong following at his back, is prepared to give them a
+Parliament? They would indeed be fools were they to make such a
+tactical blunder. In any negotiation of which I have ever read,
+bases are agreed on before either party--and certainly before the
+weaker party--specifies details.
+
+I think, however, I am not far wrong in saying the following scheme
+would be accepted:
+
+1. Representation in the Imperial Parliament upon Imperial matters
+alone. This would require a hard and fast definition as to what is
+Imperial and what is local, together with, as in the United States,
+some legal tribunal of appeal.
+
+The Army, the Navy, the protection of the British Isles, and the
+commercial and political relations with foreign nations would be
+regarded as Imperial matters, and probably there would be no
+insuperable difficulty--if it were deemed expedient--in arranging a
+Customs Union, such as that of the German Zollverein before the
+German Empire came into existence, leaving it to the Irish to foster
+their industries, if they please, by means of bounties. There would
+be an Imperial budget, which would be submitted each year to the
+Imperial Parliament with the Irish {294} sitting in it. Each country
+would contribute its quota according to population and property. If
+more were required, the proportions would be maintained. Each island
+would raise its quota as it best pleased.
+
+2. The Government of Ireland--a Viceroy, a Privy Council, a
+Representative Assembly, Ministers.
+
+(1) The Viceroy--a member of the Royal family, with a salary of
+£25,000 per annum.
+
+(2) The Privy Council.--The present Privy Council consists of about
+fifty individuals, all of them anti-Nationalists, and some of them
+virulently so. The Council would have to be reorganised. This might
+be done by nominating 100 new Councillors, men of moderate views, but
+who would frankly accept the arrangement and endeavour to give
+practical effect to it. The Council would gradually be increased by
+the admission of the Irish Ministers.
+
+(3) House of Representatives.--Its members would be elected as with
+us according to population. As a concession, however, it would be
+agreed that one-fourth of the members might be nominated, either
+during two Parliaments or for five years.
+
+(4) Ministers.--They would be selected from the Parliamentary
+majority as with us. The Viceroy would call upon the leader of the
+majority to form a Cabinet. He would, however, retain the
+constitutional right of the Queen to dissolve.
+
+3. The Veto.--This would be reserved to the Viceroy, with the consent
+of his Privy Council. Of one thing I am absolutely certain. It is
+that no arrangement is possible which would give the veto to the
+Imperial Parliament. The Irish object to this, because they consider
+that it would convert their assembly into a mere debating Society.
+We--although we seem just now enamoured with it--should soon find
+that all legislation in England would soon be brought again to a
+standstill, as we should be perpetually debating Irish bills. The
+Irish would also object to the Queen exercising the veto by the
+advice of her Council, for, practically, this would mean the veto of
+those representing the majority in the English Parliament. The Privy
+Council is, unfortunately, historically odious in Ireland. But were
+it recast, it is probable that the Irish would not object to the Veto
+which I have suggested.
+
+{295}
+
+4. Protection of Minorities.--They would already be protected by the
+veto, by the nominated members and by the Orangemen, who would return
+a considerable contingent; but the Irish would go even further than
+this.
+
+(1) No contract existing or entered into could be set aside by Irish
+legislation. In the event of any one feeling himself aggrieved in
+this matter, he might appeal to the Judicial Committee of the House
+of Lords.
+
+(2) Any Landlord would have the right to insist upon his land being
+bought by the Irish state on the estimate of its value, by the Land
+Judges, due consideration being taken of tenants' improvements.
+
+5. The Army in Ireland and the Fortresses would be under the orders
+of the Imperial Ministry, much as is the case in the United States of
+America.
+
+I am far from saying that the Irish, if left to draw up the
+settlement, would insert these conditions. Many of them savour of
+tutelage and distrust. But I am pretty certain that, although in
+discussion they might claim more, they would, if they could not get
+more, accept this scheme with an honest intention to make it
+workable. Less they would not accept, and for a very good reason.
+If their leaders are to be responsible for the peace, tranquillity,
+and prosperity of Ireland, they must have full powers to act, and the
+scheme of Government must in the main be acceptable to the majority
+of the governed.
+
+At present we have arrived at a Parliamentary deadlock. No measure
+dealing with Ireland can be passed in the existing House of Commons
+without the aid of the Irish contingent. If a Coalition Government
+were to succeed in passing, either in this Parliament or a subsequent
+Parliament, a half-hearted measure, the Irish would decline to accept
+it. They would simply refuse to act on it, and thus confusion would
+become worse confounded. Experience has proved that any proposal not
+to count on the Irish vote is outside the area of practical politics.
+Experience has also shown that the rival political parties will not
+subordinate their differences to any anti-Irish policy. Such schemes
+are like the kiss of peace of the French Assembly during the French
+Revolution. They sound all very well but last about half an hour.
+
+{296}
+
+We have then to decide whether we will try the experiment of
+federalisation under the restrictions for the unity of the Empire,
+and the protection of the minority in Ireland such as I have roughly
+indicated; or whether we will embark in a career of what practically
+amounts to war between the two islands.
+
+Many Conservatives are excellent citizens, others are party men. The
+latter would probably not object to the latter alternative. It would
+unquestionably have the effect of the French wars in the days of
+George III. They, I fully admit, would be better able to carry out a
+system of repression than the Radicals. They therefore would in the
+main hold office. Domestic reforms would be neglected, the Radical
+chariot would stand still. You, Sir, I apprehend, are not a Radical,
+and though you may not be influenced by this arrest of the chariot,
+you would not regret the _propter hoc_. But it ought to lead any
+Radical to pause and reflect.
+
+I did not show myself a fanatical worshipper of Mr. Gladstone during
+the last Parliament, in fact I must have voted against him as often
+as I voted for him. In my address to my constituents I said that I
+should raise my voice against any Administration, no matter what it
+be called, that lags on the path of progress or that falls into
+error. My constituents have been good enough to leave it to me to
+decide what is lagging and what is error. If the Conservatives will
+at once bring in a Bill dealing with Ireland in the manner I have
+indicated they shall have my vote as far as that Bill is concerned.
+But I gather that they have determined to oppose a _non possumus_ to
+all such demands and not to go beyond including Irish in any general
+scheme for local Government in both islands.
+
+I turn therefore to Mr. Gladstone. His public utterances lead me to
+believe that he is prepared to sacrifice his well-earned ease, and to
+endeavour to settle the question in a manner satisfactory to us and
+to the Irish. His experience is vast, his patriotism is undoubted,
+his tactical skill is unrivalled. I would suggest therefore that we
+should give him full powers to treat for us with the Irish, and that
+we should support him in any arrangement which meets with his
+sanction. The Irish have always had a {297} sneaking affection for
+him; they will recognise that he has to count with English public
+opinion, and they will concede far more to him than to any other
+negotiator that we might select. I have seen that Lord Hartington
+and Mr. Forster have pronounced against Home Rule, and that the
+former is negotiating with Mr. Goschen. Lord Hartington generally
+pronounces against a measure as a preliminary to accepting it; I do
+not therefore ascribe much importance to his declaration. Mr.
+Forster, during the last Parliament, distinguished himself by
+uttering, in season and out of season, gibes and sarcasms against his
+former colleagues. Mr. Goschen, a man of great ability and honesty,
+could not find one English Liberal Constituency to return him, and
+sits in Parliament by the good favour of the Edinburgh Conservatives.
+With all respect therefore to the two gentlemen, I hardly think that
+the Liberals will accept a policy from them. If we are to judge by
+what happened in the last Parliament they have no followers.... Let
+Mr. Gladstone then boldly declare himself for a well considered
+measure of Home Rule....
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.[17]
+
+To the Editor of the _Times_.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 26, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Hawarden writes:...[18]
+
+This is rather my plan--commerce would fall within the province of
+Imperial matters--religion, too, might; taxation is a little more
+difficult, for it would require much definition.[19]
+
+{298}
+
+Will the Irish trust Mr. Gladstone, and go with the Liberals on
+general assurances? They may, and they may not; they are very
+suspicious. Were I they, I should, and then upset him if he dodged
+later on.
+
+Anyhow, I think that we may take it that Mr. Gladstone is determined
+to have a try at Irish legislation if he gets the chance, and the
+fact that the Irish can at any time stop him in his career will lead
+him to go great lengths.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+2 CONNAUGHT PLACE, W., Dec. 26, 1885.
+
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,--You have definitely captured the G.O.M. and I wish
+you joy of him. He has written another letter to A. Balfour,
+intimating, I understand, without overmuch qualification, that if
+Government do not take up Home Rule he will.
+
+It is no use your writing to Lord Salisbury. The Prime Minister
+cannot disclose the intentions of the Government except in the
+ordinary course when Parliament meets.
+
+I shall look forward to Monday's _Times_.--Yours ever,
+
+RANDOLPH S. C.
+
+I think Joe had much better join us. He is the only man on your side
+who combines ability with common sense.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 26, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--The G.O.M. is sulking in his tent. No one can
+get a word from him--he has not replied to letters from Hartington,
+Rosebery, and myself.
+
+Further consideration convinces me that no scheme on the lines of
+Rosebery's proposal is worth attention.
+
+There is only one way of giving _bona fide_ Home Rule, which is the
+adoption of the American Constitution:
+
+{299}
+
+1. Separate legislation for England, Scotland, Wales, and possibly
+Ulster. The three other Irish Provinces might combine.
+
+2. Imperial legislation at Westminster for foreign and Colonial
+affairs, Army, Navy, Post Office, and Customs.
+
+3. A Supreme Court to arbitrate on respective limits of authority.
+
+Of course the House of Lords would go. I do not suppose the five
+Legislations could stand a second Chamber apiece.
+
+Each would have its own Ministry responsible to itself.
+
+There is a scheme for you. It is the only one which is compatible
+with any sort of Imperial unity, and once established it might work
+without friction.
+
+Radicals would have no particular reason to object to it, and if Mr.
+Gladstone is ready to propose it--well and good!
+
+But I am sick of the vague generalities of John Morley and the _Daily
+News_, and I am not going to swallow Separation with my eyes shut;
+Let us know what you are doing.
+
+The best thing for us all is to keep the Tories in a little longer.
+Let them bear the first brunt of the situation created by the state
+of Ireland and the disappointment of the Nationalists. But how the
+devil is this to be managed? If the Irishmen choose they can turn
+the Government out at any moment. Can you not persuade them that it
+is clearly to their interest to keep them in for one session--while
+Mr. Gladstone is preparing public opinions?--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 27, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I thought the scheme alleged to have been
+submitted to the Queen was one of recent date.
+
+If the rumour refers only to the time of the late Government, there
+is not much in it. Mr. Gladstone had no scheme then--only the
+vaguest ideas as to the necessity of doing something.
+
+It is pretty evident that whatever else he may do to "crown his
+career" he will break up the Liberal party.
+
+His proposal about veto is a transparent fraud. It could not last as
+an effective control for a single Parliament. I wish {300} some one
+would start the idea of a Federal Constitution like the United
+States. I do not believe people are prepared for this solution yet,
+but it is the only possible form of Home Rule. It is that or nothing.
+
+In my opinion Mr. Gladstone cannot carry his or any other scheme just
+now, and if the Irishmen force the pace the only result will be a
+dissolution and the Tories in a working majority.
+
+Let them refuse to put the Tories out just yet unless Mr. Gladstone
+publicly declares himself. If they were to put the Tories out
+to-morrow, and then turn on the Liberals in a month, they would
+secure only a strong Coalition both in the House and the country for
+resistance to all Irish claims.
+
+I believe the true policy for every one except Mr. Gladstone is to
+"wait and see."--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 28, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--If I might venture to criticise--you assume
+that the Conservatives and the Irish would both act as you wish.
+Neither would. The Conservatives are sharp enough to decline to
+retain power in order to be discredited warming-pans, and the Irish
+must demonstrate, now that they have carried the country.
+
+Writing to Hawarden, I have hinted at your views, and asked whether a
+below the gangway amendment would be accepted, stating generally that
+the Irish question must be dealt with. If the G.O.M. and if you were
+to vote for this, we should still be beaten. The party would not
+have pledged itself to it as a party; the Irish would be satisfied,
+and if on some issue in a month or two we had an election, we should
+get the Irish vote.
+
+I should say myself that it would be far better not to have the Irish
+at Westminster at all; this would meet the conundrum of an Imperial
+and an English Ministry. As a statistical fact, Ireland does not now
+contribute much more than the cost of her civil Government to the
+Imperial Exchequer. Let her contribute nothing, or some fixed sum
+for armaments (which she probably {301} would not pay). She would be
+like the Dominion. We should hold the country through the army and
+the fortresses, and if she tried to separate, we should suspend the
+Constitution. But as a matter of fact, she would not try. The Irish
+"idea of patriotism is to serve the country at a good salary, and to
+get places for cousins, etc. You would see that Irish politics would
+become a perpetual vestry fight for the spoil.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 30, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--This is the last from Hawarden, which I
+transmit to Healy. The "channel" is in reply to a letter from Healy
+saying that if Mr. Gladstone prefers other channels, he (Healy) must
+take leave to withdraw. It is all very well, but Parnell will not be
+such a fool as to show his hand for the benefit of Mr.
+Gladstone....[20]
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Dec. 30, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--I have been in the country holidaying. The statistics
+you want I think could be got from Col. Nolan's return, which alas
+shows that you profit £3,000,000 per annum out of us. I speak from
+memory. Go to Smith in the House of Commons' Library, and ask him to
+find it out for you. He can get you this and any other statistical
+facts you need. But some thirty years ago your people dropped
+showing a separate Irish account and bulked the whole thing in order
+to diddle us, and {302} therefore it is net easy to reckon the
+figures out. O'Neill Daunt, however, can supply everything you can't
+get elsewhere. I think Randolph must have pulled the longbow rather
+taut to you in every way. I don't believe anything he has been
+saying. As to Chamberlain he must be crazy to write that way to
+Morley. Give the G.O.M. power and he could form a Cabinet in a week
+minus Joe, and the Gates of Birmingham should not prevail against it
+(it is "Hell" in the original). Your letter ought to do much good.
+You greatly improved it. It has been quoted into all the Irish
+papers and commented on. I am glad it appeared, but of course, I
+know nothing of the genesis. I agree with you about representation
+in the Imperial Parliament. Your people seem to shy at it, and it
+would be better for us not to have it, unless your side insists.
+Still there will be many Irishmen loath to surrender all
+representation, but they cannot have everything. I don't think
+Fottrell can physic Chamberlain's disease. He's going to be a
+Mugwump. I wish him joy of the profession. His chance was to be
+first Lieutenant to the G.O.M. _cum jure suc_, and he is going to
+degenerate into a kind of small Forster species of Sorehead. I note
+what you say about our papers. Like Brer Rabbit we ought to "lay
+low" just now. Small wonder if Gladstone should be intimidated into
+minimising coercion. The Heathen rage very furiously against him. I
+mistrust Grosvenor's influence on Hawarden. If the old man was ten
+years younger, I'd be for keeping in the Tories till we got County
+Boards out of them in order to chasten your party in the cold winds
+of opposition. Our people won't have any fraud of a Bill made for
+the Whigs to swallow. We shall be reasonable, but so must your
+party. We can wait, for we are used to it. Your party leaders
+represent personal ambition, and are in more of a hurry.--Faithfully
+yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Dec. 31, 1885.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--I return H. Gladstone's letter which I regard as most
+important. I am very glad to think Gladstone is not being
+intimidated out of his position by the pitiless storm beating {303}
+upon him. I agree that nothing satisfactory can be done until the
+House meets, and we shall then have a week before the Address is
+read, and our party will have met, and we shall know its mind, while
+personal communications will have become possible amongst the Liberal
+leaders also. I think Chamberlain is ruining himself. If Gladstone
+sticks to his text he can easily form a Cabinet without him or the
+Mugwumps, and then where will they be? Trevelyan's speech to-day is
+very bad too, but they are all ciphers until Gladstone puts his one
+before their noughts.
+
+I have your letters safely and will return all your former enclosures
+to-night. I am not writing this from my house or I'd send them with
+this. I have kept copies of nothing and burn your letters, as the
+police could always find a pretext here to walk in on you and read
+your billets-doux.--Faithfully yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+
+[1] The present Strangers' Dining-room.
+
+[2] Sir Henry Lucy, _Sixty Years in the Wilderness_, vol. ii.
+
+[3] Morley, _Life of Gladstone_, vol. iii.
+
+[4] Barry O'Brien, _Life of Parnell_.
+
+[5] Mr. Healy wrote an attack on Mr. Chamberlain's article, as soon
+as it appeared, in _United Ireland_, under the title of "Queen's
+Bench Home Rule."
+
+[6] Barry O'Brien, _Life of Parnell_.
+
+[7] The enclosure was letter from Mr. Herbert Gladstone dated October
+18.
+
+[8] The proposal was contained in a letter from Mr. Herbert Gladstone
+to Mr. Labouchere, which Mr. Labouchere quoted in full for Mr.
+Chamberlain's information. It enumerated six conditions as the basis
+of a settlement of the Irish Government question.
+
+[9] The election ran from Nov. 23 to Dec. 19. The result was that
+333 Liberals were returned, 251 Conservatives, and 86 Parnellites.
+
+[10] Mr. Labouchere quotes the greater part of a letter from Mr.
+Herbert Gladstone, dated Dec. 7, in which Mr. Herbert Gladstone urges
+the all importance of the Irish question, and the necessity of
+ascertaining the plans of the Irish leaders.
+
+[11] The term "hard cash" is quoted from the letter of Dec. 7, from
+Mr. Herbert Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere, already referred to (see
+note page 273).
+
+[12] Statement as to Mr. Gladstone's Home Rule Scheme was published
+in the _Leeds Mercury_ and the _Standard_ on December 17, and in the
+_Times_ and other London papers of December 18.
+
+[13] Winston Spencer Churchill, _Lord Randolph Churchill_, vol. ii.
+
+[14] In _Truth_ of December 24, Mr. Labouchere commented on his own
+assertion that a letter Mr. Gladstone had written to the Queen was
+communicated by her to Lord Salisbury, who, in his turn, communicated
+some of its contents to the _Standard_.
+
+[15] Editor of the _Daily News_ from 1868 till 1886.
+
+[16] _Times_, Dec. 28, 1885.
+
+[17] An old Radical M. P. writes criticising this letter: "Mr.
+Labouchere has never been regarded by us as a Radical at all, but as
+a Separatist, and we have always profoundly distrusted his advice
+upon the few occasions on which it was possible to regard it as
+serious."--_Times_, Jan. 4, 1886.
+
+[18] Mr. Labouchere here quotes a letter he had received from Mr.
+Herbert Gladstone, stating Mr. Gladstone's determination not to
+formulate any scheme which might be taken as a bribe for Irish
+support, nor to shift from his position, before the Government had
+spoken, or the Irish party had, in public, terminated their alliance
+and put the Tories in a minority of 250 to 330.
+
+[19] Mr. Gladstone's idea of a veto was that it might be exercised by
+the Crown on ordinary matters on the advice of an Irish Minister,
+but, on certain questions, _e.g._ religion or commerce, perhaps
+taxation, by the Imperial Ministry.
+
+[20] Mr. Labouchere here quotes in full a letter from Mr. Herbert
+Gladstone to himself, stating that, if communications have to take
+place with the Irish party, only one channel will be recognized, viz.
+Parnell. But he adds he does not think there is any chance of
+bringing their party to the scratch before Parliament meets, because
+of the insufficiency of the knowledge they possess to enable them to
+decide on any action, before the Address debate is actually in
+progress. He also points out how impossible it would be for Mr.
+Gladstone to adopt Mr. Chamberlain's policy of waiting, and adds that
+if the Liberal Party chooses to break up over an Irish Parliament it
+cannot be helped.
+
+
+
+
+{304}
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+THE SPLIT IN THE LIBERAL PARTY
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 1, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--No, I do not think that he (Mr. Gladstone) is
+hedging; from his personal standpoint, he knows that his only chance
+of coming in is to get over the Irish, and then to get over his own
+party. Waiting games may suit others, but he cannot wait, and
+already considers that he has been out for very long. He thought so
+a week after Salisbury came in, and at once commenced with the Irish.
+
+This, I should imagine, is his game. On the Address, he will
+endeavour to put the Tories in a minority, with or without the Irish.
+He then expects to be called upon to form a Government. He will at
+once begin to enter privately into terms with the Irish. These terms
+will be much the same sort of thing as I wrote in the _Times_, or
+non-appearance at all in the Imperial Parliament, after the manner of
+Canada. If he cannot make terms, it may be that his desire for
+office will lead him to come in, but if he is to be believed, he will
+not. What will then be the position? He cannot well dissolve, so
+there must inevitably be a Palmerston-Hartington Government, whilst
+the Radicals would be split up, some going for the Irish, others
+against. This, it seems to me, means the destruction of the Radical
+Party for many a year. Mr. Gladstone knows that he is too big an
+individuality to be the head of a Coalition Government, moreover he
+has burnt his ships.
+
+Suppose, on the other hand, the Conservatives dissolve at once, after
+Mr. Gladstone has pronounced in favour of Home {305} Rule. On what
+cry should we go to the country, if not on Home Rule? Evidently
+those opposed to it would give the preference to the Conservatives,
+for they one and all would have put their foot down, whilst we should
+be tainted with the unholy thing, even if we had made a Jonah of Mr.
+Gladstone. So long as the Irish question is not settled, the Tories
+must have the pull in the country, and the Radicals must remain
+discredited and disunited.
+
+This being so, is it not worth while to take the other course? It is
+by no means certain that we should be beaten at an election. Mr.
+Gladstone is still a power. The Irish have votes which would turn
+several places. The electors may be divided into people who think
+about the question of Ireland, and those who don't. For the latter a
+"cow" might be invented, whilst many of the former would say that as
+one English party has gone for Home Rule, it must come, and if so as
+speedily as possible.
+
+The real enemies of the Radicals are the Whigs, and they are
+essentially your enemies. It is a mistake to undervalue them. They
+have always managed to jockey the Radicals. They hang together; they
+have, through Grosvenor, the machine; they dominate in Clubs and in
+the formation of Cabinets. They may ally themselves with you _re_
+Ireland, but this will be for their benefit, not yours. Nothing
+would give them greater pleasure than to betray you with a kiss, for
+you are their permanent bogey. Once you are out of the way, and the
+sheep of Panurge, _i.e._, the vast majority of the Liberal M.P.s,
+would be boxed up in their fold. At every election we should have
+shilly-shally talk, very vague and apparently meaning much, followed
+by half-hearted measures.
+
+All this is why I still hold that the Radical game is to go with Mr.
+Gladstone on Irish matters, and to use him in order to shunt them
+and, if possible, the Whigs--not that this course is not full of
+danger, but that it seems to me to present less danger than any
+other.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, Jan. 3, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--The more I look at the thing, the less I like
+it. Whatever we do we shall be smashed for a {306} certainty. The
+question is whether it is better to be smashed with Mr. Gladstone and
+the Parnellites or without them.
+
+I believe the anti-Irish feeling is very strong with our best
+friends--the respectable artisans and the non-Conformists.
+
+One thing I am clear about. If we are to give way it must be by
+getting rid of Ireland altogether, and by some such scheme as this.
+
+Call Ireland a protected state. England's responsibility to be
+confined exclusively to protecting the country against foreign
+aggression.
+
+England's authority to be confined exclusively to the measures
+necessary to secure that Ireland shall not be a _point d'appui_ for a
+foreign country.
+
+The financial question to be settled by a fixed annual payment to
+cover:
+
+1. Ireland's share of the Debt.
+
+2. A sinking fund to extinguish it in fifty years.
+
+3. The cost of the military garrison.
+
+_Query_: Should we hold the customs till this Debt is extinguished,
+or find some other security for payment?
+
+In order to gild the pill for the English sympathisers with
+Protestant and landowning minorities:
+
+Ireland to be endowed with a Constitution--the elements to be:
+
+1. A Governor with power to dissolve Parliament--no veto.
+
+2. A Senate, probably elected but with some qualifications to secure
+a moderately Conservative Assembly.
+
+3. A House of Commons.
+
+To meet the prejudices of English manufacturers and workmen, a
+Commercial treaty pledging Ireland not to impose duties on English
+manufactures. (Bounties might be left open.)
+
+In this case Ireland could have no foreign relations. It is
+impossible to allow her to communicate direct any more than Australia
+and Canada. But this was a great source of complaint by Irish
+patriots in the time of Grattan's Parliament.
+
+The difficulties of any plan are almost insurmountable, but the worst
+of all plans would be one which kept the Irishmen at Westminster
+while they had their own Parliament in Dublin.
+
+{307}
+
+I end as I began. We shall be smashed because the country is not
+prepared for Home Rule.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 4, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I think your scheme an excellent one; only
+Ireland is so wretchedly poor a country, that it will not pay its
+contribution; that, however, is a detail.
+
+I am perfectly certain that Mr. Gladstone is determined to go on, and
+that any idea of a Whig cum Radical demonstration to induce him to
+keep quiet will not avail. Rosebery writes, "He is boiling over with
+the subject," and you know how, when once an idea gets hold of his
+mind, it ferments; as Hawarden said in a recent letter, he is
+determined to stand or fall by it.
+
+I suspect that this scheme is passing through his ingenuous mind. To
+get in by the Irish vote, then to ask the Conservatives to consult
+with him as to a plan. The Irish, however, are quite cute enough not
+to help him in, until, one way or another, they are secured against
+this.
+
+I have just received this from Churchill:
+
+"The Queen's Speech will be delivered on the 21st. No mention of
+Home Rule. What a blessing it would be if we could get rid of the
+Whigs and the Irish at one coup. But I am afraid that this will be
+impossible, and that the former as usual will knock under."
+
+--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to the "Times"_ (_Extract_)
+
+REFORM CLUB, Jan. 2, 1886.
+
+You, sir, possibly have not been brought closely in contact with the
+Irish leaders. I have; and more practical, sensible, I may indeed
+say, more moderate men, when not under the influence of temporary
+excitement, I never came across.... I have indeed been greatly
+struck with their largeness and broadness of view, which contrasts
+advantageously with our supercilious mode of treating political
+opponents who have not the advantage of {308} being Anglo-Saxons, our
+insularity, and our want of facility to grasp new ideas, or to
+realise the necessity of adapting ourselves to circumstances, as
+Bunsen--one of our great admirers--said, what most struck him during
+his residence here was "the deficiency of the method of handling
+ideas in this blessed island."--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.[1]
+
+To the Editor of the _Times_.
+
+
+_Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+INDIA OFFICE, Jan. 7, 1886.
+
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I should be delighted to dine with you on the 12th
+or 15th, if that would be convenient and agreeable to you. I think
+Joe is quite right to walk warily. After all, if the G.O.M. goes a
+mucker it may be a good thing for everybody. He has always disturbed
+the equilibrium of parties and done no good to any one except
+himself. However, you will probably think me prejudiced.--Yours ever,
+
+RANDOLPH S. CHURCHILL.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 7, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Churchill will come on the 15th if that suits
+you. Is there any other Conservative or Liberal you would like?
+
+I suspect that Mr. Gladstone will not give the necessary pledges to
+the Irish. They have an idea that he might get in by their votes,
+and then try to make terms with the Conservatives, and bring in a
+milk and water measure. He talks of faith in him. Singularly enough
+they have not that amount which they ought to have.
+
+There is also the possibility that they will take a bird in the hand
+from the Conservatives--in the form of some local county measure,
+which would strengthen them in Ireland, and which would give them
+leverage.
+
+If this be so, how about a resolution in their favour--somewhat {309}
+vague--which would win them over to us in case of an election, and
+which would not be carried?--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Jan. 7, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--I am afraid I badly repay all your letters. I greatly
+fear that Chamberlain's tone shows that even if he accepts the
+proposals in principle, he will help the Whigs to make Mr. Gladstone
+minimise them, and thus they may prove inacceptable to Ireland. Then
+it will be the Land Act misery over again, or rather your party would
+not be let in by us to pass a maimed measure, and so the Tories would
+reap the profit of our dissensions. _Beati possidentes!_ However, I
+think when your men get blooded by a few skirmishes with the Tories,
+they will be willing enough to patch things up to turn them out.
+With regard to Morley's point about the Veto, I recognise that the
+bigger powers we get the more natural would be your desire for some
+guarantee against their abuse--the better the Parliament, the more
+effective the Veto. As the scientist would say, you want it
+increased according to the square of the power. A Governor-General,
+I think, would meet this, and, for my part, I think it would capture
+or render quiescent a lot of the loyalists if he were a prince. A
+few Royal levees and some judicious jobs would probably bring most of
+these gentry round in a short time.
+
+Your letters have been admirable, and I am sure have done good,
+though none of us could write to the _Times_ or acknowledge it in any
+way. Moreover, except through extracts in the _Express_, none of us
+see it here. A single copy of any newspaper from across the Channel
+does not enter the office of _United Ireland_! However, as we are
+not your rulers this is no crime.
+
+The usual stuff I see is being talked about Home Rule leading to
+separation, and how the American-Irish would not accept the
+settlement, nor the Fenians. The fellow who writes as "an old
+Fenian" in the _St. James' Gazette_, extracts from which I have seen,
+is Dick Piggott, late of the _Irishman_ newspaper, who swindled {310}
+every Fenian Fund he could milk, and whom the boys would not touch
+with the tongs. I undertake to say that if a suitable Home Rule
+scheme be proposed, though Parnell said he could offer no guarantees,
+that we could call a National Convention to ratify it, and therefore
+could treat as a traitor every one who afterwards opposed it, or did
+not loyally abide thereby. Moreover, terrible as are the
+American-Irish in English eyes, I believe--and I have visited and
+spoken at every big city from New York to San Francisco, and from
+Galveston on the Mexican Gulf to Montreal in Canada--that we could
+summon a representative Convention in Chicago, including the Clan na
+Gael, the ancient Order, and the Rossa crowd which would endorse the
+settlement and thereby effectually dry up the well-springs of
+revolutionary agitation. But to do this we must get no sham vestry,
+but an assembly that would gratify the national pride of the Celtic
+race. Our people in America will only be too glad to be allowed to
+mind their own business, and many of the wealthy among them will come
+back and settle down here, investing their capital and teaching the
+people the industries they have learnt abroad. The mass of them are
+as Conservative as any in the world, and when I told a crowded
+meeting the night of the Chicago Convention in 1881--referring to
+wild advice that had been offered--"that the Irish leaders were no
+more to be bought by American dollars than by English gold," the
+sentiment was cheered to the echo and was mutilated accordingly in
+the report of the _Irish World_.
+
+However, this is running a long way ahead of events, and this idea of
+mine is not one that I have yet broached to my colleagues.
+
+I expect to be over on Tuesday, but hope to be allowed to run back
+then till the 21st, as I suppose we shall have nothing to do in the
+interval. I don't suppose we shall make up our minds as to whether
+we shall move an amendment to the Address, till after we hear it
+read. Even then this, I presume, would depend as to whether a _modus
+vivendi_ with you was arrived at, for if the Tories are in earnest
+with their threat to dissolve, the best tactics would be to have no
+Irish Debate and to cook their goose on a side issue--Egypt, Burmah,
+or what-not.--Truly yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+{311}
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, Jan. 8, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--The 15th will suit me. Many thanks. I fancy
+Randolph Churchill will be more talkative if we are alone, unless you
+know any one whom he likes to meet. I leave it entirely in your
+hands.
+
+Mr. Gladstone has asked me to meet him on Tuesday. Perhaps he may be
+explicit, but I am not sanguine.
+
+If the Irish are ready to give the Tories a chance, by all means let
+us wait and see results.
+
+I could not support any resolution at present. If it were vague, the
+Irish would not thank us--if it were definite, I doubt if it would be
+good policy to vote with it.
+
+We are sure to have an opportunity on the Local Government Bill--if
+we desire to take advantage of it.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 9, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I had a letter from Healy yesterday. So far as
+I understand the matter, things are in this position.
+
+Mr. Gladstone is in his tent. He will do nothing until the Address.
+He then, I think, inclines to an understanding with the Irish, for
+this is a _sine qua non_ of his coming in.
+
+Healy says that the Irish will decide nothing until the Address.
+They will not aid in turning out the Tories unless there is a
+specific understanding as to what Mr. Gladstone's Bill is to be. If
+such arrangement be satisfactory, they will agree to vote them out on
+Burmah, Egypt, or anything else, so as to render it difficult for the
+Tories to dissolve. They perceive the difficulties of Mr.
+Gladstone's position and are just now in a yielding mood, but beyond
+a certain point they cannot go, as their own people would turn
+against them.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+{312}
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 12, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I have just got a long letter from Herbert
+Gladstone. So far as I can make out, Mr. Gladstone has in reality
+abandoned none of his projects. But he is cornered by the fact that
+the Irish will not aid him to get in without very definite assurances.
+
+Healy writes to say that he will be here on Thursday, and that
+nothing has been decided as to the course of the Irish. He
+suggests--if some agreement can be come to--saying not one word on
+Home Rule, but turning the Government out upon a bye issue, Egypt,
+Burmah, or anything. I have written to ask whether the following
+plan would be assented to:
+
+(1) Turn out Government on bye issue. (2) Have some sort of
+temporary scheme for governing Ireland. (3) Appoint some sort of
+dilatory Commission. (4) Bring in Bill next year. I have explained
+that this would only be possible if Mr. Gladstone could, in some way
+or other, make it clear to the Irish what the Bill is to be, and also
+that he would stand or fall on it.
+
+This would give time to educate public opinion, and to have good
+Bills on English subjects, whilst it would render it impossible for
+the Conservatives to dissolve.
+
+I don't know whether I could get the Irish to assent--supposing that
+Mr. Gladstone does--but I should be sanguine of doing so. They have
+now so arranged their party that practically Healy, O'Brien,
+Harrington, and Parnell can do precisely what they like. Parnell I
+put last, because he will agree to the decisions of the other
+three.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--I write this, because I shall not be able to explain it to
+you this evening before Randolph Churchill.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 15, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I should have been delighted to {313} dine with
+you on the 31st, but I have already asked some people to dine with me
+on that day.
+
+Harcourt favoured me during an hour yesterday with his views. They
+are vague and misty. He has got it into his head that the Government
+mean a Coercion Bill. If they are wise, I should think that they
+would bring one in, and thus split up the Liberals at once.
+
+Mr. Gladstone is evidently meditating some coup on his own account,
+and to retire in a blaze of Irish fire-works. He does not want to
+wait, but if he acts, he holds that he must act at once. He is by no
+means in a good humour with his late colleagues.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Jan. 15, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR MR. L.,--Herbert Gladstone is totally wrong about me. I
+neither saw nor heard from nor communicated with Churchill or any
+member of the Government since the House rose--I except the Irish law
+officers whom I meet daily in Court, but whom I never exchange a word
+with on politics. I am now just of the same opinion I always held,
+but I don't see what we can do till your party move. It would play
+the devil with us were we to put the Liberals into office and then
+have them to turn round on us, by proposing a settlement we could not
+accept. We cannot buy a pig in a poke. You may say we could turn
+them out at a minute's notice. That seems very easy on paper by
+counting parties, but if we are going to play this game successfully
+the fewer ministries we turn out the better, as any naked exhibition
+of our power in a gratuitous way would be sure to get you a majority
+if you dissolved on that issue. No, we prefer instead of having to
+put you out, not to let you get in, until there's a straightforward
+arrangement made. At least this is what seems to me to be
+commonsense. I know nothing of the Tory plans. Of course, if they
+are fools enough to play your hand by proposing coercion our hands
+may be forced--I only write on the assumption that they have sense.
+What I say is let Mr. Gladstone satisfy Parnell and the whole thing
+is settled. {314} Was it from Grosvenor's experience and anecdotes
+of the Irish party that the Duke of Westminster called us
+_debauchees_? Were we too lax in our attendance on Parliament to
+please Lord Richard--prowling round St. John's Wood, when we ought to
+have been braking his coach? So we must please our fastidious
+censors by arranging that the new party will sit up of nights in the
+House, instead of sporting about town as His Grace suggests the old
+one did. Shall be over on Thursday.
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. Healy to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+DUBLIN, Jan. 17, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR L.,--I don't think I could say anything fresh until Thursday,
+when I shall go fully into matters with you. I quite feel the
+difficulties of Mr. Gladstone's position and think our party fully
+appreciate them, and would even strain points to obviate them, if
+this can well be done by men in our straits. However, I would point
+out that on his side we have had nothing but a repudiation of the
+principles attributed to him by the "Revelations," and this, _plus_
+good intentions, is not sufficient ground for eighty-six men to
+consult and decide on. If no communication is made to Parnell, as I
+think it ought to be, for our meeting, we shall probably let things
+drift and do nothing. I would have preferred all along not to have
+been the repository of any views held by your Leaders, lest it might
+be supposed I was trenching on the prerogatives of Parnell's
+position, and now I think the time has come--if he is to be
+approached at all for some communication to reach him otherwise than
+through me. If I can be shown any honourable basis, on which we
+could vote your party into power, I shall rejoice and will press my
+views strongly on our men.--Faithfully yours,
+
+T. M. HEALY.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 22, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I send this to you by hand, {315} because if
+you are inclined to go on with the plan you suggested, it will be
+necessary to act.
+
+Parnell is quite ready--without prejudice--that is to say, he says
+that he does not absolutely assent, but thinks that he will, which
+you know, with him--who is more hesitating than Fabius--means that he
+will. His lieutenants agree--although he does not know this.
+
+But he says that, admitting that Mr. Gladstone can give no pledges,
+he must know two things:
+
+1. That Mr. Gladstone, if called upon by the Queen to form a
+Government, will form one, _i.e._, if Goschen, Hartington, etc.,
+decline to join, that he will not throw up the sponge, for, with
+considerable point, he says that he prefers the Conservatives to a
+Hartington Government, supported by the Moderate Liberals and
+Conservatives, and you as a Radical. Such a Government he might not
+be able to turn out, and it might remain master of the situation.
+
+2. He wants an understanding that if Mr. Gladstone comes in he will
+act on his speech, and at once bring in his scheme for the Government
+of Ireland.
+
+I saw Herbert Gladstone, and he is to explain these two demands to
+his father.
+
+Herbert Gladstone says that his father would take office without
+Hartington, but that his main difficulty is the Peers. He hopes that
+he will be able to get over this difficulty very soon.
+
+I have replied that at any moment the Irish may break out, and that
+if once we get to Procedure we shall all fall to pieces, and that the
+determination of the Irish to fight against Procedure will very soon
+make us too.
+
+I begged J. Collings to put off his amendment, and told him that
+perhaps I might get him some votes. Randolph Churchill tried to
+bring the general debate to an end last night, but this we stopped,
+and Sexton moved the adjournment.
+
+Grosvenor asked me how long the debate would last? I said the Irish
+meant to keep it up. He said that he did not want them to. I said
+that they were not asking him whether he did or not, but that he was
+asking me now long it would last. He told me that he would prevent
+the G.O.M. ever going for Home Rule, and then spoke about the Party.
+He said, "You or _Truth_ {316} are making a great mistake. You
+assume that the Radicals constitute the majority of the Liberal
+Party, but really the Whigs do." I asked him what would happen if
+the G.O.M. were to retire; he replied, a Whig Administration under
+Hartington with you--that you and the Radicals would soon perceive
+that you were not masters of the situation, etc.
+
+I, of course, did not tell him about Collings's amendment, but it
+will be very difficult to get him to whip for it, and you will have
+to put your foot down about it. Parnell agrees, if they are to be
+bought off, that the Irish shall appear not to take much interest in
+the matter, but to vote up before the Whigs know what is to occur.
+
+Parnell is more than reasonable. In his present mood, he is all for
+a fair scheme. His two _sine qua nons_ are, that there should be an
+Assembly called a Parliament for local matters, and that he should
+have the Police. He says that it would be absolutely impossible for
+him to keep down the Fenians without this, and that he is fully
+determined not to accept the responsibility. About the veto, etc.,
+he will make concessions, and give any guarantees that are required.
+
+He made a most conciliatory speech last night. Before making it he
+said, "There shall not be one word in it to which any one can
+object." He is very anxious to know about your feeling on the matter
+of Mr. Gladstone's plans.
+
+With regard to Ireland, he says that the people really cannot pay
+their rents in some places, and that he is certain that if nothing be
+done there will be rows in a few weeks. But he is doing all that he
+can to keep things quiet, and next week he will dissolve some of the
+most bumptious of the Local Branch Leagues.
+
+I told Herbert Gladstone that you had suggested to me the Collings
+amendment.[2] Could you not see Mr. Gladstone and push the matter?
+I also told Herbert Gladstone that Grosvenor was not to be trusted.
+
+I shall, I suppose, see you in the House this afternoon. Never shall
+we have a better chance, but if we do not use our chances, they will
+disappear.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+{317}
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., Feb. 15, 1886.[3]
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--... As regards out future policy I can say
+nothing at present, but I think that a closer inspection of the
+difficulties in the way has brought Mr. Gladstone nearer to me than
+he was when he first came to London. If Parnell is impracticable my
+hope is that we may all agree to give way to the Tories and let them
+do the coercion which will then be necessary. They will be supported
+for this purpose by a clear majority in the country and probably in
+the House. As for passing Home Rule resolutions at the present time,
+I utterly disbelieve in its possibility.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_[4]
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, March 31, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--There would be much joy in the Radical heaven
+if things could be hit off with you, and they would all be ready to
+put Elijah's mantle on you if they could come to some agreement as to
+this damned Irish question.
+
+The feeling is, I think, this: they are in favour of Home Rule, and
+do not particularly care about details, provided that the scheme
+settles the matter. They do not love the Irish, but hate them, and
+would give them Home Rule on the Gladstone or Canada pattern to get
+rid of them. Home Rule, therefore, whatever the Whigs may say, will
+be carried. They are dead against any employment of English credit
+for the Irish landlords or Irish tenants. This--whatever the detail
+of Mr. Gladstone's plan may be--will be lost.
+
+I rather suspect that the revered G.O.M. is playing a game; he is
+bound to Spencer, therefore he is to bring in his Land Bill. But, if
+it meets with disapproval, is it likely that he will throw {318} up
+the Home Rule sponge for the sake of Spencer and the Irish landlords?
+Will he not rather say that it is a detail of a great project, and
+not an essential one?
+
+Now, just see what would be the position if we could act with you on
+these lines? The Whigs would be cleared out. If Gladstone is
+beaten, we would soon upset a Hartington cum Conservative Government.
+We might have grandiose revolutions--giving cows to agriculturists,
+and free breakfast tables to artisans. We should be against Tories,
+Whigs, and Lords. With you to the front we should win at an
+election, or if not at once, later on. There never was such an
+opportunity to establish a Radical party, and to carry all before it.
+Is it worth while wrecking this beautiful future, for the sake of
+some minor details about Irish Government? You may depend upon it,
+that the Irish, if not granted Gladstone's Home Rule, will never
+assent to anything else. Coercion would follow, and this would give
+power to the Tory Whigs for years. For my part, I would coerce the
+Irish, grant them Home Rule, or do anything with them, in order to
+make the Radical programme possible. Ireland is but a pawn in the
+game. If they make fools of themselves when left to themselves, it
+would be easy to treat them as the North did the South, rule by the
+sword, and suppress all representation.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+REFORM CLUB, April 7, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Any number of Radicals expressed their hope
+this afternoon in the House that you would see your way to approve of
+Mr. Gladstone's amended Bill. They are all most anxious that you
+should be the Elisha of the aged Elijah, and aid in getting this
+Irish question out of the way.
+
+I believe that the old Parliamentary Hand means to throw out that, on
+details, discussion can take place in Committee. The line, I hear,
+on Excise and Customs is: Do you want the Irish Members? if not, you
+must give them Excise and Customs; if you do, this is not necessary.
+
+I was asked to sound Parnell a couple of days ago about {319}
+annexing Belfast and the adjacent country to England. I did not see
+him, but I learnt that he is strongly against it. The project is, I
+think, now abandoned, for the Scotch seem likely to go straight
+without it, and the Belfast people do not want it.
+
+To the best of my belief the real number that Hartington has got is
+sixty. We cannot make out about Ponsonby calling on Hartington,
+unless the Queen is anticipating events, and sounding him about what
+she must do, if asked to dissolve. Randolph tells me that Lord
+Salisbury called upon him to settle details about the debate. I
+doubt whether this is precisely true.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., April 8, 1886.[5]
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--Nothing would give me greater pleasure than, to
+come back to the fold. Unfortunately I am told to-day on the highest
+authority that the scheme to be proposed to-night will not meet the
+main objections which led to my resignation. I am very sorry, as I
+was and am in the most conciliatory mood.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. L. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, April 15, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Some friends of yours are urging that there
+should be an interview between you and Mr. Gladstone. They asked me
+what I thought? I said that it was doubtful whether this would lead
+to much beyond vague talk by Mr. Gladstone.
+
+You objected to (1) Members being excluded, (2) Magistrates not being
+appointed by England, (3) Excise and Customs. No. 3 is given up.
+No. 1 is an open question, which is practically yielded. There
+remains, therefore, only No. 2. As regards the two Orders, I presume
+that Mr. Gladstone alluded to them, when he said that he did not
+himself deem guarantees necessary. {320} There is no reason
+therefore why we should not throw them out in Committee, or if they
+pass, and there is a Radical majority in Parliament later on,
+reconsider the matter. So the Bill has been remodelled on your
+pattern.
+
+As regards the Land Bill,[6] I hear that Lord Spencer says that if it
+is thrown out in the House of Commons, he will not complain. Mr.
+Gladstone therefore avoids trouble by bringing it in, and as the
+Conservatives cannot well vote for it, I am sure that we can throw it
+out on the Second Reading.
+
+Your coming over would ensure the passing of the Irish Government
+Bill; it would go to the Lords. Then Queen, Lords, and Whigs would
+be on one side, and the Radicals on the other. Mr. Gladstone must
+soon come to an end. You would be our leader. The Whigs would be
+hopelessly bogged. Radicalism would be triumphant. Does not this
+tempt you? It really does seem such a pity with the promised land
+before us, that we should wander off into the wilderness, on account
+of small differences of detail. There is no scheme which the mind of
+man could contrive that would not be open to criticism. A better one
+than that of Mr. Gladstone is conceivable, but show me how any body
+of men would be found to agree upon any other scheme? There is
+nothing more easy than Constitution making, except criticising the
+Constitutions made by others, and there always are, and always will
+be, a number of people to go against any scheme.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., April 17, 1886.
+
+No. 1.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I really made a great effort last night to come
+to an arrangement, and whether it is successful or not depends now on
+Mr. Gladstone's inclination to meet me half way--rather perhaps I
+should say it depends upon the action of yourself and other Radical
+members who agree with my views and are in a position to bring
+sufficient pressure to bear upon the Whigs to make reconciliation a
+certainty.
+
+{321}
+
+I am quite convinced, from the information that reaches me, that
+unless some such reconciliation is effected the Liberal party will be
+hopelessly divided at the general election.
+
+The majority will very likely go with the party machinery and with
+Mr. Gladstone, but a sufficient number will stand aloof to make
+success impossible.
+
+We cannot leave the matter uncertain till after the 2nd reading. I
+know enough of Parliamentary tactics to be sure that in that case we
+shall get nothing, but be beaten in detail on every division. All I
+ask is that Mr. Gladstone should give some sufficient assurance that
+he will consent--first, to the retention of the Irish representation
+at Westminster on its present footing according to population, and at
+the same time the maintenance of Imperial control over Imperial
+taxation in Ireland; and secondly, that he should be willing to
+abandon all the so-called safeguards in connection with the
+Constitution of the new legislative body in Dublin.
+
+You can get this assurance if you like, and the matter is therefore
+in your hands.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, April 17, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I made it quite clear and distinct both to
+Herbert Gladstone and to Arnold Morley what you wanted, after seeing
+you. Herbert is to tackle his father on the subject. I have no
+doubt that we can arrange the matter. Arnold Morley would hold that,
+anyhow, you would vote for the Bill. I said that this was not quite
+so certain, and that your proposal was a reasonable one. Herbert
+Gladstone said that his father did not in the least undervalue your
+support, and considered that your present attitude was paralysing the
+party outside Parliament. Some friends of yours were getting up a
+memorandum to Mr. Gladstone about the Bill, asking him to promise
+this and that. Do pray stop them. If once we get to memorandums we
+shall have counter ones from the Whigs, and they put Mr. Gladstone in
+a hole.
+
+Herbert Gladstone says that the real _bona fide_ difficulty of his
+father is, that he cannot devise a scheme. Could you not let {322}
+me have one? This would settle this nonsense. How would it be if
+proxies were allowed in respect to the Irish?--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--What day is your meeting at Birmingham?
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., April 17, 1886.
+
+No. 2.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--Since writing you I have received your card. It
+is necessary that I should say that nothing will induce me to vote
+for the second reading, unless I get some assurance of Mr.
+Gladstone's willingness to maintain the Irish representation. I do
+not think there is any practical difficulty in the way greater than,
+or as great as, the difficulties already attempted to be overcome in
+the Bill. I am told that Morley stands in the way of a
+reconciliation as he considers himself pledged by his Chelmsford
+speech to the exclusion of the Irish members from Westminster.
+
+As regards the memorandum, I understand that it is only to the Whips
+for their information, and not for Mr. Gladstone. I think it may
+safely be allowed to go on. I believe a number of the Whips would be
+quite willing to sign it and to accept the compromise.
+
+My meeting at Birmingham is on Wednesday. I will try and maintain a
+conciliatory attitude, but the position becomes increasingly
+difficult. I am bothered out of my life to attend Radical meetings
+in different parts of the country. I have already received
+invitations from Manchester, Rochdale, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Woolwich,
+and other places.
+
+I need not say that I do not want to start on a campaign unless it is
+absolutely necessary.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 19, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I write you a line to catch the post. Herbert
+Gladstone told me that he had talked with his {323} father on the
+matter last Saturday. The difficulty of Mr. Gladstone seems to be
+this: he has no great objection himself to the Irish Members sitting
+here. But he does not like to consult his Cabinet, for fear of
+resignations, and does not like to give a pledge without consulting
+them. He considers that he has already said a good deal in his
+speeches to show how open his mind is.
+
+Now, would it not be possible for us all to vote for the Second
+Reading, and to announce that we shall go for the Members sitting in
+Committee? It is true that we risk being beaten. But, according to
+the Whips--and so far as I can make it out they are correct--there is
+a majority for the Bill on the Second Reading. In the main the
+Members will vote for the principle of Home Rule on the Second
+Reading, however opposed they may be to certain details. The
+estimate is that this majority will be from fifteen to twenty. As a
+rule, however, doubtfuls gravitate into the party fold, so it
+possibly will be more. It cannot, however, be sufficiently large to
+make the Government independent of us in Committee. We shall be the
+masters of the situation, and Mr. Gladstone will completely bleed to
+death instead of being murdered by us, for the odds are that the Bill
+will never come out of Committee.
+
+I venture, therefore, to think that, seeing the difficulties of Mr.
+Gladstone giving any specific pledge, seeing the tone of Members, and
+seeing the objections to going against the vast majority of Radicals
+and with the Whigs, it would be well to rest satisfied, if Mr.
+Gladstone will distinctly agree to leave the matter an open question.
+I think that we can get a majority of Radicals both on the "Member"
+question and on the "Order" question. The course I propose seems to
+be the best practically.
+
+We have a meeting at the St. James's Hall, on Thursday, at which I am
+to take the Chair. The Resolution is conceived in the above spirit,
+and I have already had rows with some of the Members who are to
+attend, because they say it looks like knocking under to Chamberlain.
+It assents to Second Reading, but trusts that the measure will be
+modified in a democratic sense in Committee. This we shall carry.
+
+I do not myself believe in Morley's resignation, nor indeed in
+Harcourt's. It is possible, however, that the Lord Chancellor will
+be firm, though I understand that he likes his salary. {324}
+Supposing that you voted against the Second Reading with ten
+followers. This would be a tactical fiasco. If, however, you
+carried all the Radicals with you--or almost all--in Committee, this
+would be a tactical success, whilst the Radicals would be delighted
+with your acting with them on the first, and would act with you on
+the second. Had we begun sooner, I think that we could have got up a
+pronouncement against the Bill, if the point were not yielded. But
+most of the Radicals have now compromised themselves.
+
+I talked to Hartington and some of the Whigs this evening. They
+seemed to me rather down-hearted. I suspect that they are not
+getting the support that they anticipated. This is always the case
+with a big cave.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 19, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Your letters will go to Mr. Gladstone this
+evening. If he is wise he will make terms about the Members sitting.
+I hear that he was very much put out about your speech, and no one
+dared to speak to him before he left for Hawarden.
+
+John Morley is going to speak on Wednesday. He will be conciliatory,
+and say, "If a plan can be devised, etc."
+
+Mr. Gladstone should ask you for your plan, as he says that he cannot
+make one.
+
+I don't well see how he can promise to go against the guarantees. He
+has already said that they are inserted for weaker brethren. They
+will, if retained, and if we vote against them, keep the Irish on our
+side.
+
+Don't forget that if you do not get what you want, there is still the
+Third Reading.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 20, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--You will see our resolution in the _Daily News_
+of to-day. Do you see your way to write me a little {325} letter, in
+reply to a supposed one from me asking you what you think of the
+resolution and expressing a hope that the Radical party will be
+united, etc. It would not do if you were to say that you should vote
+against the Second Reading, but could you not blink this--say
+something about the principle of the Bill being the principle of
+justice, and that in Committee the Radicals must unite to insist upon
+the admission of Members and the abrogation of the orders. If you
+could not absolutely do this, you might leave it vague, allowing some
+to think that you will vote for the Second Reading and others to
+think that you will not.
+
+I am writing to Dilke to ask him if he can see his way to write a
+similar letter.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 21, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--The Resolution which you send me, and which is
+to be proposed at your meeting to-morrow night, seems well designed
+to unite the Radical party. We are all fortunately agreed that the
+principle of Home Rule in some shape or another must be accepted, and
+we only differ, if at all, as to the methods by which it is to be
+carried into effect. For myself, I firmly believe that Home Rule may
+be conceded in such a form as to join the three Kingdoms more closely
+together. On the other hand, I fear that the effect of the Bill in
+its present shape would be to bring about absolute separation at no
+distant date. I hope the Government may see its way to accept the
+modifications which Radicals advocate, and if any assurance to this
+effect is given I shall gladly support the Second Reading in the hope
+that minor improvements may be effected in it.--I am, yours truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 22, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--My speech last night will show you {326} where I
+am. I cannot say that I am surprised at the desire of the friends of
+the Government that objectors should accept the Second Reading and
+reserve their opposition for the Committee stage; but the advice is
+too transparent and cannot possibly be accepted.
+
+I do not believe there is really the least difficulty in allowing the
+Irish Members to come to Westminster and there to vote only on
+questions which are not referred to them at Dublin. John Morley's
+difficulties are childish and perfectly insignificant as compared
+with the difficulties which Mr. Gladstone has already surmounted in
+the preparation of his Bill.
+
+Bradford election shows what will be the end of it all. In spite of
+the large Irish vote now transferred to the Liberal candidate the
+majority of 1500 has dwindled to half that number! I am being
+bullied to attend Radical meetings in all parts of the country, but
+at present I have replied that I am not willing to undertake anything
+in the nature of a campaign against Gladstone. At the same time I am
+pressing all my correspondents to try to bring about an arrangement
+by mutual concession. I confess I am not very sanguine of
+success.--Believe me, yours truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 24, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I cannot authorise the change you suggest in my
+letter, which I only wrote as you asked me for it, without much idea
+that it would be useful.
+
+I think the chance of any reunion is very slight. I certainly could
+not agree to vote for the second reading without preliminary
+assurances as to retention of the Irish representation.
+
+I have no doubt that the result of my action will involve temporary
+unpopularity with the Radical party, but they will probably want my
+help again at some future time, and will then exhibit as short a
+memory and as little consistency as they are doing now on the
+question of Irish Government.
+
+{327}
+
+In the meantime the honour of leading a party so uncertain appears to
+me less clear than it did some months ago.--Believe me, yours very
+truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Sir Charles Dilke_
+
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 24, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR DILKE,--Chamberlain sent me a letter for the St. James's Hall
+meeting, but it came too late. It would not, however, have helped
+matters, for he sticks to the phrase "the Government accepts." I had
+a letter from him this morning, much in the same tone, also one from
+Morley, who says that Chamberlain's speech is an attempt to coerce
+the Government, and that they won't stand coercion.
+
+I have been trying to get Chamberlain to agree to vote for the Second
+Reading, on condition that the Government makes the admission of
+Irish in Parliament a _bona fide_ open question, on which the House
+may vote without official leading and without the Whips telling. If
+he would do so, this would reconcile these two babies. I really
+don't see how Gladstone can accept modifications, before Committee,
+urged in this _sic volo sic jubes_ style. Could you suggest from
+Chamberlain (as from yourself) that he might be satisfied with the
+open question. He says that he would be beaten in Committee. But I
+don't see this--and even if it were so, he would have many
+opportunities hereafter to get back his friends, the Irish, if he
+really wants them. The great point is to find some _modus vivendi_
+which would keep the Radicals together, and to this he ought to
+subordinate much, instead of making difficulties. The Radicals do
+not take his point about the objections to fight in Committee, and
+there will be a row about his bullying the G.O.M. On so big an
+issue, his position is untenable--the Whig one is more reasonable.
+If only once a negotiation could be started upon the open question
+basis, Mr. Gladstone would manage to dodge him into voting for the
+Second Reading, and this is all that is wanted in Chamberlain's own
+interest.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+{328}
+
+_Sir Charles Dilke to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+PYRFORD, WOKING (undated).
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--It looks as though the Second Reading will be
+rejected, and, if Mr. Gladstone appeals to the constituencies, it
+will, I fancy, be a rout. But I quite agree as to the great
+importance of patching up the fued between Chamberlain and Mr.
+Gladstone, for the sake of everybody and everything, and I shall
+continue to do all I can in that sense. I had a letter from
+Chamberlain as to Ireland on Saturday to which I replied. I think my
+reply will bring another, and on that I can try again in your
+sense.--Yours,
+
+CHAS. W. DILKE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 24, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Naturally the Radical Associations want to hear
+you, for even so humble an individual as I am gets a dozen letters
+every morning asking me to go to meetings at all sorts of places.
+
+I think that the feeling in the country is this:
+
+They regard the principle of the Bill to be a Domestic Legislation
+for Ireland. The Radicals are in the main opposed to "orders" and to
+exclusion of Irish. They do not like the idea of Radicals voting
+with the Whigs and Tories against the principle, and the view that it
+would be impossible for successful opposition to take place in
+Committee against the "orders" and the "admission" is too complicated
+for their understandings. In fact they don't want a Party division
+to be spoilt, and wish to humble the Tories and the Whigs.
+
+Morley writes to me to-day to say that your speech means coercion. I
+have replied that in all things there must be a give and take.
+
+I am sure that if you can get an assurance that the question of the
+admission is to be a _bona fide_ open one, that we should win on
+it--assuming that the Conservatives go for it. Such an arrangement
+avoids the necessity of either side marching under the harrow.
+
+{329}
+
+Once the question left open, in the interval between the Second
+Reading and Committee, we could get up a strong agitation for the
+"admission," whilst no one would be opposing us, and you would have
+all the credit of the alteration.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 30, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I think that you must now see that the Irish
+Bills in their present form are doomed.
+
+I have a list of 111 Liberals pledged against Second Reading. Of
+these I know of 59 who have publicly communicated their intentions to
+their constituents. I believe most of the rest are safe, but, making
+all allowances for desertions, there is not much chance of forcing
+the Second Reading through.
+
+I know of many men who are pledged like yourself to vote for
+amendments in Committee, and some who are pledged to vote against
+Second Reading if the amendments are not carried.
+
+The Land Bill has no friends at all.
+
+It is difficult to say what my own following as distinguished from
+Hartington's is, but I reckon that something like fifty would vote
+for Second Reading, if my amendments were conceded.
+
+It is time that a final decision was taken. The fight is growing
+hotter every day and the division of the party will be irretrievable
+if the controversy is pushed much further. I am not surprised at the
+action of the Caucuses. I know them pretty well, and they consist of
+the most active and thoroughgoing partisans. But it is the men who
+stay away who turn elections, and there will be a larger abstention
+on this Irish question than we have ever had before in the history of
+the Liberal party.
+
+I believe the issue is in the hands of Radicals like yourself. If
+you exert the necessary pressure the Bills may be recast. Much has
+been done by their introduction. The Party as a whole has accepted
+their principle of Home Rule, and we might come to an agreement about
+the details. But this will be out {330} of the question if we go
+into opposite lobbies on the Second Reading.
+
+There is no necessity to withdraw the Bill at once. If the
+Government will give the necessary assurance of amendments to retain
+Irish Representation and Imperial control of taxation, we might carry
+Second Reading and then the Bills could be committed _pro forma_ for
+the necessary changes, or withdrawn for the session.
+
+All our people would be delighted at the postponement of the
+dissolution, and in the interval we might kiss and be friends. I do
+not suppose the Chief will listen to this, but I have thought it
+right to make one more effort before the battle is finally
+engaged--Yours truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 1, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I have been doing my best to get some sort of
+_modus vivendi_ in which the honours of war would be divided.
+
+I had a letter from Morley yesterday in which he promised to be most
+conciliatory at Glasgow. He said:
+
+"I don't think there is a pin of difference between you and me as to
+the desirableness of passing the Second Reading at almost any cost.
+But Chamberlain wants us to go down on our knees, and this cannot be
+done for the money."
+
+He had previously suggested to me what he said, I see, at Glasgow
+about the Irish Members coming back in three years. I replied that
+this might possibly form a basis, but that it must in this case be
+understood that they came back without any further legislature on the
+subject. To this he demurred, but I think that he would not make
+difficulties.
+
+I do not dispute your figures, but I would point out to you that some
+of your fifty can be manipulated. As a rule a big cave does not hold
+together. Some of its Members in the end take refuge in voting for a
+Party Bill, and give as a pretext some {331} phrase used by the
+Minister for having done so, and in the G.O.M. you have a past master
+in these sort of catching phrases.
+
+I was brought up in diplomacy. When two countries send each other
+their ultimatums, a third country desirous of peace proposes
+something between the two, and peace is made upon its adoption by the
+belligerents.
+
+I have been suggesting that Mr. Gladstone should agree to leave the
+question an open one, the word "open" being understood to signify
+that the Whips do not tell, and that every one--Ministers
+included--should be allowed to vote as they please. I don't well see
+how the G.O.M. could go further. Although we may call it a detail,
+the exclusion of Irish Members is really a fundamental principle in
+the Bill, and were he absolutely to agree to change it, this would
+be, as Morley says, going down on his knees to you who, whether right
+or wrong, are the head centre of the Radical minority, and not of the
+majority. Would you, yourself, eat humble pie to this extent?
+Moreover, I think that, if he had to submit this proposal to his
+Cabinet, there would be suspicions, and the Cabinet just now can
+hardly stand another split.
+
+I have never gathered that Mr. Gladstone himself is opposed to the
+retention of the Irish. All that he says is, "The problem is a
+difficult one: show me a good plan and I have no objection to adopt
+it."
+
+There is another way of meeting you, but I don't know whether Mr.
+Gladstone would accept it. It is this. Leave matters as they now
+are with respect to the Irish Members, by eliminating all clauses
+excluding them. Their position would thus be left to future
+legislation on the subject. They would in this case sit as they are,
+and vote upon Imperial and English local issues until the entire
+question is treated in a separate Bill.
+
+A third plan might be that of John Morley's, to exclude them for
+three years, and for them at the end to come back as they are now,
+unless any alteration during the interval be legislatively made in
+their position.
+
+Parnell is very much opposed to the retention. He puts his
+opposition upon the difficulty of getting Irishmen to come over. He
+asks whether there are to be two separate elections, or only {332}
+one. In the first case, he complains of the expense and of the
+difficulty of finding men, in the second he asks how men can sit and
+vote in both Parliaments when they are both sitting at the same time.
+
+Do pray be conciliatory in the matter, and be satisfied with the
+substance. If the "open question" were granted, I am sure that you
+would have a majority of Radicals, who agree with you in the main,
+but think that they ought to regard the Second Reading at the
+conservation of the principle of a domestic Legislature for Ireland.
+After all, a General Election with a Radical split would either give
+Mr. Gladstone a majority against you, or would end in a Conservative
+victory, neither of which would be a gain to you.
+
+I take Brand's constituents of Stroud, and the constituency of
+Ipswich as specimens of public feeling, for I have been at both of
+them this week.
+
+At Stroud we had a meeting. The Whigs did not attend. Winterbotham
+took the chair. He announced that he should vote against the Bill.
+There were groans and "three cheers for Gladstone." I went for the
+Bill, but explained that it was desirable that the Irish Members
+should be retained, and that this was your view. There were shouts
+of "let him vote with Gladstone on the Second Reading." At the end
+some overzealous ass proposed "three cheers for Brand." This was met
+with a chorus of howls and groans. I enquired later on what was the
+real position, and was told that all the Radicals were against Brand,
+but that there would be no use calling upon him to resign, as about
+five hundred Whigs would stick to him, and these with the
+Conservatives would secure his return.
+
+At Ipswich the meeting was entirely for the Second Reading. I
+praised up Collins, etc. They cheered his name, but whilst dead
+against the Land Bill, went for the other Bill, and did not seem to
+care much for details. Two of the County Members spoke. They had
+been returned--mainly through Collins's exertions--but they told me
+that the agricultural labourers wanted the question settled, and did
+not care much how it was settled.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+{333}
+
+_P.S._--You have never let me have your "plan" in reply to the
+observation, that the idea is good in theory, but that the practical
+difficulties are insuperable.
+
+
+_Telegram, Mr. Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HAWARDEN, May 1, 1886.
+
+Herbert Gladstone expected from Scotland to-night letter from me to
+Midlothian will shortly appear.[7]
+
+GLADSTONE.
+
+ LABOUCHERE,
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, S.W.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, May 1, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I have just got this telegram. If Mr.
+Gladstone has not told you that he is going to write his letter,
+don't please let it out. I sent him yesterday your figures as to the
+division, and preached as strongly as I could conciliation, telling
+him that some sort of give-and-take _modus vivendi_ should be arrived
+at, otherwise the Bill might be lost.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 3, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Mr. Gladstone has your ultimatumest of
+ultimatums. My impression is that he will assent. I had a talk with
+Morley this morning, and knocked it well into his head that the
+question, as you say, is to be or not to be as regards the Bill.
+
+{334}
+
+The decision will depend very much upon the figures. Of course they
+don't take yours _au pied de la lettre_, but they evidently are
+thoroughly uncomfortable about them. They admit that the feeling
+throughout the country is in favour of the Irish remaining. Harcourt
+blustered fearfully in the Cabinet about his intentions. Perhaps it
+might be well if you were to write him a letter. If we can bring
+about an arrangement, it will be a great thing for the party--put
+aside the Bill.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 3, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I am pretty sure now that your terms will be
+accepted.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 3, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Since writing to you Arnold Morley asked me to
+come into his room. He said that he had been shown your letter, and
+wished to ask me whether I thought that the terms were the lowest
+that you would take. I said "Yes," that I thought they were. Was I
+quite certain that you would not vote for the bill if there were no
+concession? Quite certain. Was it to be understood that you would
+vote for it if Mr. Gladstone said that the Government would support
+or bring in a clause granting representation to Ireland, leaving it
+for Committee to say how many constituted representation? I said,
+that I understood this, but that he had better consult your letter.
+
+I see that there would be a row at once if Mr. Gladstone were to go
+into details, so I should think that it would be better to leave them
+alone. I told him that moreover Members (one had) had told me that
+they would only vote for the Bill if you were satisfied, and that he
+must perceive that the Radicals were in favour of the Irish remaining
+here. He admitted this, and {335} promised to explain this to Mr.
+Gladstone; he had, he said, in fact represented this to him ten days
+ago, only then your terms were not so limited as now.
+
+Perhaps it might be well if you would write me a line (not in answer
+to this, or as though I had written to you) urging a speedy
+settlement--for Mr. Gladstone is apt to wait for something to turn up
+to his advantage.
+
+His letter to his electors is good clap-trap.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+BIRMINGHAM, May 4, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--My list alters every day as I receive further
+reports from my correspondents. I have only had notice of two
+deserters, and the total figures now stand as follows:
+
+ Promised against, 133
+ Absolutely pledged, 84
+
+
+I have not heard anything from Mr. Gladstone, but have written to
+Harcourt as you suggest. I am unable to make more of Mr. Gladstone's
+manifesto than of many other of his public utterances, but I note one
+point with satisfaction. He says in effect that the retention of
+Irish members is a mere detail: to me it is vital, but if it is only
+a detail to him surely there is no excuse for his not publicly giving
+way.--Believe me, yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,
+ BIRMINGHAM, May 4, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I have a number of enquiries as to what I am
+going to do. I thought I had made it all clear in my speeches, but I
+reply to every one that I shall certainly vote against Second Reading
+unless I can get satisfactory assurances beforehand; and that I will
+not vote for Second Reading unless I know that the Government will
+keep the Irish Representation {336} on its present footing. That
+means, of course, either 103 members or a reduction according to
+population. Any other representation would be illogical and absurd.
+The interest of Ireland in Imperial questions is in proportion to
+population and not to her share of total taxation. It might be in
+proportion to her share of the taxation for _Imperial_ objects.
+Surely the best plan would be to accept your suggestion and for the
+Government to agree to drop the clauses about Representation at
+Westminster, leaving it an open question for Committee whether there
+should be any reduction, or any restriction on their liberty of
+speaking and voting on non-Imperial subjects.
+
+But will not Mr. Gladstone be content to secure the affirmation of
+the principle by Second Reading, vote, and then commit the Bill _pro
+forma_ for amendments or withdraw it for the session?
+
+If anything is to be done it should be at once, otherwise I doubt if,
+even with my assistance, the Second Reading can be carried. The
+opposition is more numerous than I supposed, and is growing.--Yours
+very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+In a previous letter I have sent you my latest figures.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 6, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Morley would have agreed to leave out the
+clause. Mr. Gladstone would not. He has elaborated some alternative
+scheme, which is to come before the Cabinet to-morrow.
+
+From your personal standpoint I should say "take it." It will be a
+substantial concession, and will be made to you. If you do not, very
+possibly several of your followers will accept it.
+
+I really don't believe that you will get more. It will fully
+recognise the paramount character of the Imperial Parliament, enable
+Irish to vote on taxation, Imperial matters, etc., and I doubt
+whether the feeling is in favour of their voting on English issues.
+
+Anyhow, you get your principle recognised. The Bill, if it passes
+here, will be thrown out in the Lords. We shall go to {337} the
+country, not on details of any Bill, but on a domestic legislature
+for Ireland, and many things may happen before next year.--Yours
+truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--Don't say anything about this yet, for it is not definite,
+and won't be until to-morrow's Cabinet.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 7, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--The Cabinet yesterday was not a formal one;
+there is to be one to-morrow. Some, I understand, are in favour of
+cutting out the clause respecting the exclusion of the Irish, and
+leaving the matter to future legislation--others suggest alternative
+schemes. Of this I am certain, it may be that terms will not be
+agreed to before the discussion on the Second Reading, but, provided
+that the Bill cannot be carried without you and your friends, the
+point will be yielded. I regard therefore the matter as done, so
+don't pray act as though it were not. Any one takes a certain time
+to make grimaces before he consumes his humble pie, and does not gulp
+it down, so long as he has any hope of being able to avoid doing
+so.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 8, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I have just been reporting progress at Downing
+Street. Wolverton, who was there, quite agreed that if you want
+ninety Irish, you ought to have them; and, in fact, the simplest
+thing is to leave the lot as they are.
+
+It was admitted that the Bill would require modifications, if the
+Irish are to sit. Objection was taken to our collecting all revenues
+on the score that the presence of the hated Saxon throughout the
+country would put the backs of the Irish up.
+
+You will perhaps remember that Parnell entirely objects to the amount
+of the quota, and so, by showing him that he will lose by the whisky
+system, we might get him to unite in insisting upon an alteration.
+
+{338}
+
+The idea of Herschell--which I put forward as mine, and said that you
+did not seem to object--took. If they can hit it off in the Cabinet
+by four o'clock, they are to let me know, and I will send you a
+telegram.
+
+Things being as they are, I go to Hastings, with _Thérèse Raquin_ to
+read in the train, with the hope that we are again a happy family.
+
+Don't with Herschell make it too clear that the food on which our
+friends are browsing is humble pie. The substance is everything, and
+no sooner will it be known that you mean to vote for the Second
+Reading, and that Mr. Gladstone knocks the bottom out of his tub as
+regards the exclusion of the Irish, than the Tories and the Whigs
+will point the moral.
+
+I read out the words which Mr. Gladstone was to use in his speech.
+"What then are the modifications?" they asked. I said that as he was
+not wanted to specify them, they ought to rest and be happy with the
+phrase. I said that all that I had written down was in no sort of
+way binding on you, and, so far as you were concerned, was
+non-existing, and that they were to be treated as my own pious
+opinions.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--I said that I gathered that you would not be in this
+afternoon, but to-morrow morning.
+
+
+_Telegram, Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+May 8, 1886.
+
+Stansfield who was in train says all went right at meeting this
+afternoon Herschell not there thought to be out of town if you do not
+hear from him this is why.
+
+LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Arnold Morley to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+12 DOWNING STREET, S.W., May 8, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--Herschell had to leave town before the end of
+the Cabinet, and on his return on Monday he will be sitting in the
+House of Lords.
+
+Perhaps later on it may be arranged.
+
+{339}
+
+Would you or would you not telegraph to him to explain his not
+coming?--Yours truly,
+
+ARNOLD MORLEY.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+Sunday, May 9, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--On coming back here from Hastings, I have found
+this letter from Arnold Morley. I think that the "cave in" is
+complete, and if you only seize the first opportunity to accentuate
+it and to recognise it, your triumph will be complete--details are,
+comparatively speaking, unimportant. If you get into a discussion
+about them you lose your triumph. You went for "full
+representation," and, as I understand it, you get it. At the meeting
+at Hastings a speaker alluded to you--dead silence. The man next me
+said, "A few months ago they would have all cheered." When I spoke I
+said that I thought Mr. Gladstone would agree to Irish
+Representatives, in which case I thought that you would vote for
+Second Reading upon which the audience cheered again and again. This
+shows how the cat jumps even in a place like Hastings, which is not
+very Radical.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Sunday, May 9,1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Morley has just been here. He don't want you
+to be told more than that you will be satisfied. I told him that I
+had seen you, and had said generally that you were mistaken in
+supposing that the Cabinet did not intend to yield, and that I had
+gathered from you that if they did, you would probably vote for the
+Second Reading. They are, I find, in some trouble about their
+definite statement about the third point--the right of the Irish to
+come here by requisition of the Dublin Parliament on all Imperial
+matters. They are prepared to elaborate some plan for them to
+legislate--or to have the power to legislate--upon such matters, but
+they have not yet themselves made out the plan to their satisfaction,
+nor can they agree as to what is Imperial and what is not. Mr.
+Gladstone therefore will {340} be rather guarded on this head, but he
+will (says Morley) make it quite clear that they accept the
+principle, and they _bona fide_ are prepared to give it effect. They
+are, moreover, rather afraid of being too definite, because they have
+not seen nor heard anything from Parnell, and will not have the
+opportunity to do so before the debate commences. They assert that
+practically representation and taxation involve pretty well all
+Imperial measures--and this is to a great extent the fact, for the
+Crown declares war, makes treaties, etc. Anyhow they are quite ready
+to meet you on this, and if you think that Mr. Gladstone's words are
+too vague, or can suggest any others, Herschell will consult with
+you. Morley says that they are not going to take the debate next
+week, _de die in diem_. So if needed, anything can be cleared up on
+Tuesday. But he, of course, is anxious that you should declare your
+acceptance of the Bill as soon as possible.
+
+I finally told him to impress upon his great chief, that he must be
+clear. I really think that they are fully prepared to satisfy
+you.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., Sunday.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--What does your letter mean? It seems to me that
+you are being bamboozled by the old Parliamentary hand. Both Mr.
+Gladstone and Herbert Gladstone told people yesterday that they were
+not going to give way.
+
+I am not going to leave the matter to Committee; unless the
+assurances to-morrow are precise and definite, I shall certainly vote
+against the Second Reading.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Monday, May 10, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Morley did not leave until one o'clock this
+morning, when I had a letter posted to you. I think that I put it
+perhaps too strongly about the "On Imperial matters," but I had been
+fighting for the exact words, and was cross {341} about their not
+being precisely as I understood they were to be. Morley vowed that
+they would be. I said that they were not. Practically they are. I
+really do believe that they have not got a definition of "imperial,"
+and they only do not want to bind themselves to the Irish Parliament
+being obliged to _demand_ representation. I said "peace and war."
+Morley replied, "this belongs to the Crown, and is raised by
+supplies." I suggested "a commercial reciprocity treaty." He
+replied, "this too is in the hands of the Crown, and is raised by a
+change in taxation."
+
+I do not think that there is any _mala fides_, but a desire to avoid
+hostile criticism, on "what is Imperial." Morley vowed to me again
+and again that there was no intention to dodge, and that having given
+up the principle they asked for nothing better than to make it full.
+I suggested, "all questions not excluded by the Bill." He replied,
+"state what questions, not involved in taxation, you mean, and show
+where one does not overlap the other."
+
+As regards the Committee, they still hold to it, and this will cover
+most of the questions.
+
+Please think this over, and if you can suggest any definite line of
+demarcation, and will give it me in the House, I will let Mr.
+Gladstone have it before he speaks.
+
+My last words to Morley were: "Chamberlain is quite fair on his side:
+he has a natural distrust of the old Parliamentary hand, and will not
+be humbugged. He no doubt will not quarrel over mere words, but he
+must have the substance. Knock this well into Mr. Gladstone's head."
+
+I write you this, because, thinking it over, I may have exaggerated a
+thing in which there is nothing important.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, Monday, May 10, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I gave Arnold Morley three questions to take to
+Mr. Gladstone.
+
+1. Would he propose the retention of Irish Members for all questions
+of taxation?
+
+2. Would they come here like English Members?
+
+{342}
+
+3. Would taxation include everything which was involved in Imperial
+taxation affecting them?
+
+He answered "yes" to all, but said that in regard to taxation he had
+suddenly thought that the tea tax is renewed every year, and that he
+had not put this before the Cabinet, but he personally had no sort of
+objection to their voting on it, and did not suppose that the Cabinet
+had.
+
+I suggested that Herschell should see you. He writes to say that he
+will be engaged all Tuesday and suggests Wednesday.
+
+I have told them--which they all know--that the speech has produced
+the most deplorable effect, and that you are quite right in being
+indignant; and that unless they definitely make up their minds to
+explain everything satisfactorily, the Bill is lost. This they admit.
+
+I am urging on them to agree to introduce themselves a clause about
+"other Imperial matters," and I tell them that unless they are frank
+and yield on such points it is utterly vain to hope to win over you
+or any one else.
+
+The funny thing is that Mr. Gladstone has walked off under the
+conviction that his speech was most satisfactory.--Yours,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Telegram, Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 11, 1886.
+
+I think they are quite conscious of their mistake, and ready to
+capitulate along the line. Would it not be possible to see the
+emissary to-morrow or Thursday?
+
+LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., May 11, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--In the remarkable speech of the Prime Minister
+last night,[8] nothing impressed me more than the passages in which
+he spoke of the advantages of public declarations in the House of
+Commons as contrasted with the inconvenience of underground
+negotiations carried on elsewhere.
+
+{343}
+
+Under all circumstances you will, I am sure, approve my decision not
+to enter on any further private discussions of the proposals of the
+Government.
+
+If they have any fresh modifications to suggest, I hope they will
+state them in the House, when I am sure they will receive the most
+favourable consideration from all who, like myself, deeply regret the
+differences of opinion which have arisen in the Liberal Party.
+
+I am engaged all Wednesday, but this is of no consequence, as in the
+present position of matters no good could come of any private
+interview.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+Mr. Labouchere appends a note to this letter as follows:
+
+"This is in reply to a letter I wrote Chamberlain last night to say
+that he would do well to keep quiet, as probably Herschel, would see
+him on Wednesday--not having been able to see him last Saturday."
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+TWICKENHAM, May 17, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--If I speak to-day or to-morrow, I shall say
+nothing about negotiations.
+
+This is, I think, about what occurred. Mr. Gladstone was ready to
+yield and bring in the "Imperial matters" Clause before the Saturday
+Cabinet. At the Cabinet he was asked whether he had elaborated such
+a clause, which previously he had said was impossible to devise. He
+had to admit that he had not, and so a lot of asses, some of whom did
+not understand the exact point, and the necessity of sticking to any
+agreement, talked on until it was time for them all to go away.
+
+On Sunday, when I first saw Arnold Morley after receiving your note,
+he vowed that it was all agreed to, and as I told you I wrote down
+the three points in his presence. When he came in the evening, after
+having sent to Mr. Gladstone, he explained that it was impossible
+absolutely to say that Mr. Gladstone would pledge himself to bring in
+the Third Clause, because he had not framed any Clause, and could not
+give a definite promise until he knew whether he could frame it. I
+urged him not to leave {344} Mr. Gladstone until he had framed it,
+and there was a Cabinet on Monday. Still it was not framed. Hence
+Mr. Gladstone's extraordinary shilly-shally speech. They all
+perceived what fools they had been, except those who were anxious
+that no agreement should be come to with you (notably Harcourt who is
+playing for the succession), and it was hoped that Herschell would be
+able to smooth down matters. There was to be a Cabinet on Thursday,
+and I think the Clause would have been framed, only by this time they
+did not see why they should yield, if concession would not ensure the
+Bill, and Mr. Gladstone (as usual) thought that time should be taken
+to see how things developed themselves.
+
+In the House, as you know, there is a feeling that the Bill should be
+read as a declaration of the principle of "a local legislature," and
+nothing more. Mr. Gladstone has not said a word about this. It
+would be a bitter pill, and he is just now in a prophetic state of
+belief that, if he dissolves, he will carry everything before him.
+What the Constituencies will do, neither you, nor he, nor any one
+else can predicate. It may be that with the Irish vote, the desire
+to settle, the belief in him, and the notion that he has been treated
+ungenerously, he will win. My impression is that we shall be much as
+we are, except that the Tories will be strengthened at the expense of
+the Liberal and Radical seceders.
+
+Now, I put this to you for my private information. It is no proposal
+from Government. They hold that you are irreconcilable, and are
+sulking. Supposing that he would withdraw the Bill after Second
+Reading, could you have a better and a bigger triumph? Read
+Salisbury's speech. Does this look like real union? Randolph is
+used to promise privately, but Salisbury has a vague idea of honour,
+and so he explains what such promises are worth.
+
+Of course I don't know what Hartington promises.[9] But {345} does
+he love you? No. The Whigs are all running about boasting how they
+have you in their toils.
+
+You may believe me or not, but I really do want to see a way to a
+reconciliation, because I want you to be our leader. A
+reconciliation is still possible on the basis of withdrawing the Bill
+after reading it a second time. To withdraw it before would be too
+much humble pie, and Mr. Gladstone sees--and no doubt you do--that
+this would ruin him. Moreover, the man has some feeling in the
+matter.
+
+Supposing that you were to announce on Thursday that the Government
+must withdraw after Second Reading. If Mr. Gladstone was to do this,
+afterwards, he would be knocking under completely, and yet almost all
+the Radicals (except Illingworth and Co.) would endorse your
+suggestion.
+
+By autumn many things may happen. Mr. Gladstone would have brought
+in a Bill, he would have withdrawn it on your demand, and you may
+depend on it, he never would bring in one again in the same shape,
+but one satisfactory to Radicals and unsatisfactory to Whigs and
+Conservatives.
+
+This therefore seems to me far better than discussing concessions,
+whilst from your own standpoint I emphatically say that it is better
+for you than to go to the country against Mr. Gladstone, against what
+is called the party, and with such a lot as Salisbury and the Whigs,
+who regard you as the devil incarnate. Let the latter gravitate to
+the Tories.
+
+There is also this: sentiment is a factor in politics. The notion
+that you are in any way acting ungenerously to Mr. Gladstone renders,
+or will render, the Radicals rabid against you, and after all they
+are the only persons who agree with you in politics, or who have any
+real idea of being _your party_.
+
+I write this for your _private eye_. I shall not say to any one that
+I have written to you.
+
+If, however, you hold to the idea of the Second Reading and the
+withdrawal, I would work in that direction.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--Your Ulster fervour does not wash. They are utter humbugs,
+these worthy Orangemen.
+
+
+{346}
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., May 17, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I have never doubted your sincere desire to
+bring about an arrangement. I do not intend to make any allusion in
+public to the negotiations. I blame no one for their failure--there
+were misunderstandings on both sides. But I cannot conceive how Mr.
+Gladstone could have supposed that the terms of his speech were
+calculated to meet the objections taken. As regards the present
+situation I am pledged now to vote against the Second Reading, and I
+must do so, whatever may be said as to subsequent withdrawal.
+
+Our friends feel--and I think they are right--that they cannot treat
+a vote for Second Reading of a Bill as though it were only an
+abstract resolution.
+
+I admit the truth of nearly all that you say as to the prospects of
+the party. No man can foretell the results of the General Election,
+but I expect with you that the Tories will gain. I think they will
+gain chiefly at the expense of the supporters of the Bill, but in
+this I may be mistaken.
+
+I cannot struggle against the torrent of lies and slanders directed
+against my personal action. I can only say that I have been, I
+believe, more anxious for reconciliation that any one of my followers
+or present allies. I have not to my knowledge said a single bitter
+word about Mr. Gladstone, or expressed either in private or in public
+anything but respect for him and belief in his absolute sincerity.
+Yet in spite of this the supporters of the Government are more bitter
+against me than against any one else.
+
+For the present I shall maintain the same reserve, and shall not
+attempt reprisals; but if the discussion goes on much longer on the
+same terms I suppose I shall have to defend myself and to say what I
+think of some of those gentlemen who, having swallowed their own
+principles and professions, are indignant with me because my
+digestion is less accommodating.
+
+I have an enormous correspondence, some of it hostile, but most of it
+friendly. The breach in the party is widening, and in a short time
+it will be beyond repair.
+
+All I can say is that I have done all in my power to heal {347}
+it--short of giving up my conscientious convictions and assenting to
+measures which I believe are totally wrong. I have not the least
+feeling against Mr. Gladstone; he is sincere in all that he is
+doing--but I cannot think favourably of many of those who are loud in
+his support, but who to my certain knowledge are as much opposed to
+his Bills in their hearts as I am myself.--Yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+_P.S._--Salisbury's speech is as bad as anything can be.[10]
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+ TRUTH BUILDINGS, CARTERET STREET,
+ QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, S.W.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Herschell and one or two others were to meet
+(or possibly have met) to-day to decide upon what proposals were to
+be submitted to you. But I will let them have your letter. If the
+G.O.M. loses his Bill, it will be from not having been able to be
+clear for five minutes in his seventy-seven years,--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+Tuesday--or rather Wednesday Morning, May 25, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I am pretty certain that unless wiser counsels
+prevail, Mr. Gladstone will not consent to withdraw the Clause.
+Childers, who has been doing all that he can to induce him to do so,
+finds that the Cabinet (so far as they have an opinion) are against
+it, and Mr. Gladstone strongly so. Morley vows that he would rather
+die, and that sort of thing. I cannot find that they have any valid
+reason for this, but so it is.
+
+Mr. Gladstone will, I think, in as plain words as possible (if he can
+be plain for a few minutes), fall back upon the programme {348} that
+we were negotiating, and say that he will so modify the Bill in
+Committee that it will give the Irish Representation here on Imperial
+matters, and he seems to have a notion floating in his brain of
+announcing that if the Second Reading be passed he will either
+withdraw or defer the Bill.
+
+The notion seems to be that the Liberal opponents may be put down at
+100, and that this will reduce them to 70; these calculations,
+however, are evidently upon exceedingly vague data.
+
+It is pretty clear that a number of the opponents do not like the
+idea of a dissolution, and that they are very anxious for an
+arrangement. It is therefore quite possible that they will come in
+upon some such basis.
+
+Do pray think the matter over, and consider whether it is not worth
+your while taking these assurances as a concession to you. Of course
+it is not certain that they will be definite, but you might insist
+upon their being made definite in the House of Commons.
+
+I think that it is a proof of astounding weakness not giving up the
+Clause. These people can never make up their minds either to fight
+or to make peace. The G.O.M. has a natural love of shilly-shally,
+and those around him encourage him in this for their own purposes.
+My own belief is that they don't want you to vote for the Bill, and
+that you would spoil their game if you did. The G.O.M. cannot last,
+and if only you would rally you would be certain of the mantle,
+whereas with Goschen and Hartington you never possibly can get
+on.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, The Derby Day, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--If you can agree to anything less than the
+excision of the twenty-fourth Clause, and consider that it would be
+useful to let Mr. Gladstone know this, could you write me a letter
+stating your views? This I could let Mr. Gladstone have to-morrow
+morning, as a letter to me and _not intended_ for him to see, with
+the understanding that it is for his {349} private reading and not
+for his Cabinet. It might probably lead him to go farther than he
+otherwise would in his concessions. He, no doubt, wants to pass his
+Bill, and although he believes that he would sweep the country at an
+election, he must in his calmer moments know that he may possibly not
+do so. But I am certain that there are men in the Cabinet who,
+whilst pretending to be in favour of conciliation, are doing all they
+can to prevent it--some arbitrarily, and some because their private
+ambitions point to your being forced into a position of antagonism.
+I do not think that Mr. Gladstone will be likely to change in regard
+to the Cabinet decision respecting the twenty-fourth Clause. The
+point therefore is to find some other mode of ensuring what is
+practically a surrender in respect to Irish representation here. The
+excision of the Clause is the simple and direct method, but when did
+our venerable friend ever take the direct method? If, however, he
+_clearly_, _distinctly_, and _definitely_ pledges himself to
+introduce a Clause having the same object as the excision, and to
+incorporate it in his Bill, the result is the same, although the road
+may not be quite as straight. He might easily be parried in the
+House by your saying, "I understand the Prime Minister to, etc.,
+etc.," and then you might fairly say that you have got precisely what
+you want, and thus bear off the honours of war. You have never
+publicly insisted upon the particular mode by means of which the
+desired end is to be attained.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Wednesday.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I have just got your note and have privately
+let Mr. Gladstone know your position. I have suggested this, that if
+he intends to insert a Clause giving the Irish Representation, he
+must necessarily withdraw the twenty-fourth, and that consequently he
+can use the word "withdraw," which might get over the difficulty.
+But whether he will do this, I don't know. Except that the Cabinet
+would not hear of the withdrawal, and leaving matters as they are in
+regard to {350} Irish Representation until future Legislation, they
+seem to have left him a free hand.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+Thursday, May 26, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--There is no doubt about the prorogation. It
+was settled last night, much against the wishes of some, who regard
+it as too much of a surrender. I have been urging that Fowler, who
+is to speak after some Conservative who has got the adjournment for
+to-morrow, should translate from one hour of Gladstonese into five
+minutes of English. The absurd objection to this is (as yet) that he
+is not in the Cabinet. My impression is that most of the Radicals
+will return to the fold. They don't like a dissolution, with a
+Liberal enemy against them. This is all very well for you, but the
+fry will go to the wall in these localities. Some of the Scotch have
+also come in.
+
+After all, if Mr. Gladstone withdraws his Bill and agrees to bring in
+another, in which Clause twenty-four is to be reversed--the exclusion
+being inclusion--he does more than withdraw the clause, and the
+prorogation was really only decided on by Mr. Gladstone in order to
+give you full satisfaction. Caine, I hear, says that he never will
+vote for the Bill--probably not, considering the influence of the
+Cavendishes at Barrow. If he did, he would not get in.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+May 29, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--I think that I have arranged for a written
+antidote which will appear on Monday to the "responsible frivolity"
+of our loquacious and indiscreet friend. I am not yet quite sure
+whether it is arranged, so please don't say anything to _any one_
+about it, or, if it appears, say that I had anything to do with it.
+_He_ insists that he said in the House exactly what {351} he had said
+at the Meeting.[11] Reading his speech, it is difficult to pin him
+to any particular passage--the only thing that can be said is that he
+used phrases, which might cover a wider principle than "a domestic
+Legislature for Irish affairs." I was asked to put on paper my
+objections to the speech.
+
+I took these points: (1.) that he made a vote cover a general
+recognition of the Bill; (2.) that he studiously limited all
+"reconstruction" to a particular point; (3.) that he implied, and
+almost stated that the Bill was to be introduced, and made no clear
+offer to consider the whole subject of the details which were to give
+effect to the principle of his domestic Legislature principle, and
+did not say that he would consider any suggestions offered to him by
+leading persons in the Liberal Party.
+
+These are, in point of fact, your criticisms, not mine.
+
+_He_ was astounded at any one not finding all this in his speech, but
+I said that, surprising as this might be, no one friend or foe had
+found anything of the kind.
+
+It seems to me that the real object of all should be to tide over the
+present conjunction, and to leave everything "without prejudice" for
+this autumn Session. The public do not know the object of their
+adoration as we do. He is still their fetish, and they regard any
+doubt of his divine character as sacrilege.
+
+I should have thought that Henry James' idea of not voting would have
+suited both you and Hartington. It certainly is the most logical
+outcome of the position. He says that the Bill is a mere declaration
+of principle. You say that it may be more. He offers to withdraw
+the Bill, after the principle has been ratified by a vote. You
+cannot quite believe him in anything beyond that the Bill will be
+withdrawn. This being so, if all of you were to agree to leave him
+and his principle to find their level in the House of Commons--to say
+that you are for a domestic legislature, and therefore cannot vote
+for the Bill, but that you are not for more, and therefore that you
+cannot vote for a Bill which may involve more. I think that this
+would put you quite right with the Radicals, and leave you a free
+hand, although it may {352} be doubtful whether the Whigs, who go
+against principle and details, would be quite so wise to accept this
+solution.
+
+If, however, the Whigs do vote, and if you and your people abstain,
+it is not quite certain that we should carry the Bill; in which case
+the outcry would be against the abstainers, and they would be cursed
+for precipitating a dissolution against the idol.
+
+According to the Whips, Saunders has again got salvation. Half of
+these people are like women, who are pleased to keep up the "I will"
+and "I won't" as long as possible in order to be counted. Generally
+this ends in "I will."
+
+Akers Douglas told the Whips last night that the debate was not to
+end before Thursday; they could not quite make out whether this was
+official or not.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 5, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--At the desire of a large number of Radical
+Members of Parliament, I write to make an appeal to you with regard
+to your attitude upon the Government for Ireland Bill. They are all
+of them amongst your warmest admirers, and they have always looked to
+you as the leader of their phase of political thought. They
+advocated your "unauthorised programme" at the last General Election,
+and they have persistently defended you against the attacks and
+aspersions of all who have denounced you and your views upon
+political or social issues. With much that you have said upon the
+Irish Bill they agree, and they think that they have a right to ask
+you to give a fair consideration to any request that they may make to
+you in order to maintain the union which they are anxious should
+exist between you and them. In your speech upon the Second Reading
+of the Bill, you said that you were in favour of the principles of a
+separate domestic Legislature for Ireland, with due reservations, but
+that you did not consider that Mr. Gladstone had made it sufficiently
+clear that voting for the Bill would mean nothing but a recognition
+of this principle, and would leave its supporters absolute
+independence of judgment with regard to the new Bill that he might
+introduce in an autumn {353} Session. I think that he has met this
+objection in his letter to Mr. Moulton that has been published
+to-day. We think, therefore, that perhaps you could not respond to
+our wishes, and either vote for the Bill or--if you could not go so
+far as this--abstain from voting. The issue of the division on
+Monday is, we believe, entirely in your hands. Should the Bill be
+lost there will be a General Election at once, which will disturb the
+trade and commerce of the country; and it will take place at a time
+which, as no doubt you are aware, will be the worst period of the
+year for the Radicals, owing to the Registration Laws now in force.
+It is impossible to shut our eyes to the fact that a General
+Election, without you on our side, may lead to a Whig-Tory, or
+Tory-Whig Government, which would relegate to the dim and distant
+future all those measures which you and we so ardently desire may
+become law. Under these circumstances is it too much for us to ask
+you to make an effort to avert all these contingencies? When
+Achilles returned to his tent, the Greeks were defeated. What would
+it have been had Achilles lent the weight of his arm to the Trojans?
+I fully recognise how conciliatory your attitude has been, and how
+anxiously you have sought to see your way from disruption during all
+the discussions which I have had with you. I still cannot help
+hoping that, in view of the distant assurances of Mr. Gladstone in
+his letter to Mr. Moulton, and in view of the wishes of so many of
+your warmest admirers in the House of Commons, you will see your way
+to defer to the request which, through me, they make to you.--Yours
+truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+June 5, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--This letter is really written at the desire of
+a lot of Radicals. They were pestering me all last evening.
+
+The position is this: 316 pledged for, 136 pledged against, leaving
+out the Speaker and those absent; there are about 26 not absolutely
+pledged on either side, or inclined to reconsider their pledges. We
+have got some to promise to abstain or to follow the Maker Pease in
+voting for the Bill. But we have not yet enough, and so far as I can
+see at present the Bill is lost.
+
+{354}
+
+The issue therefore really depends upon you. Surely it would be well
+to stave it off by saving the Bill. Much may happen before autumn.
+We may lose the G.O.M., who has a very collapsed look. Anyhow, if he
+does bring in _his_ Bill again, it will never pass in the autumn, but
+will be lost by a large majority.
+
+I am really writing to you without speaking to any one of the
+Government, nor at the suggestion of the Government. You might yield
+very gracefully to the Radicals, and I make the letter an appeal
+_forma pauperis_. Were you to do so, you would become the most
+popular man in England, with all who are honestly your political
+adherents, for I need not say that the Whigs and Tories are not
+likely to adore you for long. It would be delicious to spring a
+correspondence on the Government and the public on Monday morning. I
+am going down to Twickenham this afternoon until Monday. If you
+think it any good I would meet you anywhere before going.
+
+This occurred to me yesterday. Mr. Gladstone might adjourn the
+debate till some day in the autumn Session, and then carry it on,
+after stating all the changes he will make in his Bill. The
+difficulty of this is, that he vows that it is against all
+Parliamentary rule to legislate after the Approbation Act. I don't
+know whether he could meet this by votes on account. Then, too, is
+it certain that he would have a majority? If however you approve of
+this, I would again suggest it.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., June 5, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I thank you for your letter of this morning, and
+sincerely appreciate the spirit in which it is written, but
+especially your recognition that my attitude has been conciliatory
+throughout these unfortunate differences, and that I have been at all
+times most anxious to prevent the disruption of the Liberal Party.
+
+You do not give me the names of the friends on whose behalf you
+write, and who now urge me to vote in favour of the Second Reading of
+a Bill with many of my objections to which they themselves agree. I
+do not know therefore whether or no they {355} have already pledged
+themselves to take the course which you urge upon me, but I assume
+that this is the case as I have not myself received any
+communications in the same sense from any of those who have declared
+their inability to support the Second Reading.
+
+I am unable to accept your reference to my speech as quite accurate,
+but I adhere on every point to the words of the original report. I
+quite admit that Mr. Gladstone has given ample assurance that he will
+not hold any member who may vote for the Second Reading as committed
+thereby to a similar vote for the Second Reading of the Bill when
+reintroduced in October, but the question still remains whether such
+members will not be obliged to take this course in order to preserve
+their own logical consistency.
+
+Up to the present time Mr. Gladstone has given no indication whatever
+that the Bill to be presented in October will be materially different
+from the Bill now before the House. On the contrary, he has
+distinctly stated that he will not depart from the main outlines of
+the present measure. It is, however, to the main outlines of the
+present Bill that the opposition of my friends and myself has been
+directed, and it appears to me that we should be stultifying
+ourselves if we were to abstain at the last moment from giving effect
+to our conscientious convictions. We are ready to accept as a
+principle the expediency of establishing some kind of legislative
+authority in Ireland subject to the conditions which Mr. Gladstone
+himself has laid down, but we honestly believe that none of these
+conditions are satisfactorily secured by the plan which has been
+placed before us. I share your apprehension as to the General
+Election at the present time; but the responsibility for this must, I
+think, rest with those who will have brought in and forced to a
+division a Bill which, in the words of Mr. Bright, "not twenty
+members outside the Irish party would support if Mr. Gladstone's
+great authority were withdrawn from it."--I am, yours very truly,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+_P.S._--As I understand that many Radical members are cognisant of
+your letter, I propose to send it together with my reply for
+publication in the _Times_.
+
+
+{356}
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 5, 1886.
+
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,--Yes, I thought of publishing if you were to
+agree--but if not--I rather think it would not conduce to the Second
+Reading. It might even if you said that you would advise others to
+abstain, or something of that sort. The G.O.M. will die rather than
+withdraw his Bill, but he might perhaps be induced to adjourn the
+debate until autumn, if you were to suggest this. I am off to
+Twickenham, as I have Palto and Ellen Terry coming down, who (thank
+God) probably have never heard of the infernal Bill. Randolph is, I
+believe, coming, but I suppose it is no use asking you to join such
+frivolous society. My conviction is that the Radicals are damned for
+years if we are defeated to-morrow.
+
+If you can write anything comforting, and send it here tomorrow
+morning, I will tell some one here to bring it down at once to Pope's
+Villa.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+
+[1] The _Times_, January 4, 1886.
+
+[2]It was upon this Amendment that Lord Salisbury's Government was
+defeated.
+
+[3] The lull in Mr. Labouchere's correspondence is accounted for by
+the fact that Lord Salisbury's Government, finding itself in a
+minority of 79 on the early morning of January 27, resigned, and, on
+February 26, Mr. Gladstone became Prime Minister for the third time.
+Mr. Chamberlain became President of the Local Government Board.
+
+[4] Mr. Chamberlain had resigned his post in the Cabinet on March 16.
+
+[5] On April 8 Mr. Gladstone moved the first reading of the Home Rule
+Bill.
+
+[6] Land Bill introduced and the First Reading on April 16.
+
+[7] On May 3, a manifesto was issued from Mr. Gladstone in which he
+intimated that the Land Bill was no longer to be an essential article
+of the Liberal faith, and that, in the Home Rule Bill, all questions
+of detail were subsidiary. The only important thing was to support
+the principle of establishing a Legislative Body in Dublin empowered
+to make laws for Irish as distinguished from Imperial affairs.
+
+[8] Motion made for Second Reading of Home Rule Bill and amendment,
+on May 10th.
+
+[9] On May 14th, a meeting summoned by Lord Hartington met at
+Devonshire House, at which Mr. Chamberlain was present. It was
+calculated at this meeting that the "dissenting Liberals" would
+amount to something over one hundred. The important point of the
+meeting was that Mr. Chamberlain and Lord Hartington agreed, for the
+time, to act together and to vote against the Second Reading.
+
+[10] Mr. Chamberlain was probably referring to Lord Salisbury's
+speech of May 15th, in which he suggested that the Irish belonged to
+the races incapable of self-government, such as--the Hottentots!
+
+[11] On May 27th Mr. Gladstone held a meeting of Liberals at the
+Foreign Office, when, in a conciliatory speech, he declared that the
+Government desired, by a vote on the Second Reading, no more than to
+establish the _principle_ of a measure, which was to give Home Rule
+to Ireland.
+
+
+
+
+{357}
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+SOME CONSEQUENCES OF BALFOUR'S COERCION POLICY
+
+When Mr. Gladstone's Government was defeated on June 9 by 341 votes
+to 311, the Prime Minister immediately dissolved Parliament, and the
+General Election was over before the end of July, the Unionist
+majority being 118. Mr. Gladstone resigned on July 12, before the
+final returns were sent in, and, when Parliament met again in August,
+Lord Salisbury was Prime Minister, Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, Chief
+Secretary for Ireland, and Lord Londonderry, Viceroy. The second
+great Home Rule battle had been fought and lost.
+
+Of course Irish affairs immediately occupied Parliament, but on
+September 21 the Land Bill, introduced by Parnell, and upon which, he
+warned the House, the peace of Ireland depended, was rejected by a
+majority of 95 votes. On October 23, the Plan of Campaign was
+launched and furiously denounced by the Conservatives in the House of
+Commons and on every platform throughout the country. Sir Michael
+Hicks-Beach resigned the Chief Secretaryship on account of his
+failing eyesight, and was replaced by Mr. Balfour. The first
+Parliament that met in 1887 was given notice of two measures for
+Ireland--a Coercion Bill to be introduced in the House of Commons and
+a Land Bill in the House of Lords. The Coercion Bill was the most
+stringent of its kind ever introduced. It abridged and destroyed the
+{358} constitutional liberties of the people of Ireland and created
+new offences. It withdrew the protection of juries, and gave full
+powers to resident magistrates of dealing with cases of intimidation
+and of holding public meetings against the will of the executive. It
+was proposed, moreover, that the measure should be a permanent one,
+and not restricted to one or a limited number of years.[1]
+
+Two extraordinary events occurred in that year, in both of which Mr.
+Labouchere played an important part. They both had their indirect
+origin in the coercive measures which Mr. Balfour succeeded in
+passing through the House. The first took place during the spring,
+when the _Times_, in order to strengthen the hands of the Government,
+in their remorseless warfare on Irish liberties, published, during
+the course of a series of articles called "Parnellism and Crime," the
+facsimile of a letter supposed to have been written by Mr. Parnell to
+Mr. Patrick Egan in 1882, referring brutally to the Phœnix Park
+murders. The letter was contained in the fourth article of the
+series. The reader will easily perceive from the following short
+extracts the spirit in which these articles were conceived: "Be the
+ultimate goal of these men (the Parnellites) what it will, they are
+content to march towards it in company with murderers. Murderers
+provide their funds, murderers share their inmost counsels, murderers
+have gone forth from the League[2] offices to set their bloody work
+afoot, and have presently returned to consult the 'constitutional
+leaders' on the advancement of the cause," occurred in the first
+article. The third article declared that "even now" the Parnellite
+conspiracy was controlled by dynamiters and assassins, and proceeded
+thus: "We have seen how the infernal fabric arose 'like an
+exhalation' to the sound of murderous oratory; how assassins guarded
+it {359} about, and enforced the high decrees of the secret conclave
+within by the ballot and the knife. Of that conclave to-day, three
+sit in the Imperial Parliament, four are fugitives from the law."
+The first series of the articles finished up with this appeal: "Men
+of England! These are the foul and dastardly methods by which the
+National League and the Parnellites have established their terrorism
+over a large portion of Ireland. Will you refuse the Government the
+powers which will enable these cowardly miscreants to be punished,
+and which will give protection to the millions of honest and loyal
+people in Ireland?"
+
+It is very certain that all Liberal Unionists, and even a few of the
+more educated Tory statesmen, realised that the articles were merely
+theatrical appeals to the contracted imaginations of those armchair
+politicians, whose ways of influencing voters in rural districts were
+all powerful, but it was not to be expected that the man in the
+street could understand them as such. On him they made a profound
+impression.
+
+The first article appeared on March 7, the second on the 14th, and
+the third on the 18th. On the 22nd Mr. Balfour gave notice of his
+Coercion Bill. "Parnellism and Crime" had prepared the way for him.
+The Bill was read for the first time in the beginning of April, and
+on the last day of the debate on the Second Reading, April 18, the
+_Times_ published its _pièce de résistance_--what has since become
+known as "the facsimile letter." It ran as follows:
+
+
+15/5/82.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I am not surprised at your friend's anger, but he and you
+should know that to denounce the murders was the only course open to
+us. To do that promptly was plainly our best policy. But you can
+tell him and all others concerned that though I regret the accident
+of Lord F. Cavendish's death, I cannot refuse to admit that Burke got
+no more than his deserts. You are at liberty to show him this, and
+others whom you can {360} trust also, but let not my address be
+known. He can write to House of Commons.--Yours very truly,
+
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+
+
+I have before me the photograph of the facsimile letter, used in the
+Parnell Commission, and also the letters received by Mr. Labouchere
+at different times from the Irish leader, and it seems incredible, on
+comparing the general style and caligraphy of the former with the
+latter, how the _Times_ agents and Mr. Soames could have been
+deceived for one moment; but I must not anticipate in this place the
+verdict of the Commission on the forgery, in the obtaining of which
+Mr. Labouchere played such a characteristic part. The whole of
+England was indignant when the issue of the _Times_ containing the
+facsimile letter appeared on their breakfast tables, and even
+comparatively tender-hearted persons began to think seriously that no
+treatment of Ireland by the English could be savage enough to avenge
+the cold-hearted, calculating cruelty of Parnell.
+
+Mr. Balfour's Coercion Bill had not, however, yet become law, and the
+_Times_ continued its popular articles, which were greedily devoured
+by the public, the body of the second and third series consisting for
+the most part of an accumulation of evidence to prove that, in the
+year of the Land League, the conspirators had succeeded in getting
+the American Clan na Gael and the Irish Parliamentary party into
+line. It did its work so well that, by the 8th of July, when the
+Coercion Bill passed its Third Reading, under which, subsequently,
+fully one-third of the Nationalist members charged in its columns
+were put into prison, there were very few English people outside the
+Radical faction who did not think that Ireland had got no more than
+her deserts.
+
+It was, in the _dénouement_ of the series of events, following upon
+the publication of Mr. Parnell's supposed letter, that Mr. Labouchere
+played such an important part, and, as it was nearly two years before
+the mystery was completely {361} unravelled, the story of the forged
+letter must now be left, so as to take up in chronological order the
+second event of 1887 in which Mr. Labouchere was vitally concerned.
+
+Mr. Labouchere kept himself well in touch with what was going on in
+Ireland, and the following detailed letter that he received from Mr.
+T. M. Healy towards the end of 1886, gave him a vivid picture of the
+state of things there during the first half year of the Conservative
+Government, and assisted him much in the line of policy he
+consistently followed then and throughout the ensuing years:
+
+
+The country is really perfectly quiet, and the misfortune is that the
+Tories are reaping the benefit of Gladstone's policy, and will, of
+course, claim the credit for their "resolute Government." Moreover,
+they are putting all kinds of pressure on the landlords to grant
+abatements. Buller is Soudanizing Kerry à la Gordon, and giving the
+slave-drivers no quarter, so that with the stoppage of evictions
+there, moonlighting is coming to an end and the people believe that
+Buller won't let them be turned out of their cabins. He has a good
+man with him as Sec.--Col. Turner--who was aide to Aberdeen during
+the late Viceroyalty. Turner is a staunch Radical and Home Ruler who
+sympathizes with the poor, and we know very well that the brake has
+been put on against the local Bimbashis. They are cursing Buller
+heartily, and yesterday he had to issue an official contradiction of
+the undoubted truth that he is obstructing evictions by refusing
+police. There are more ways of killing a dog than choking him with
+butter. How they would storm against Liberals if any such officer
+were sent to Kerry to override the law, and how they denounced Morley
+for exercising the dispensing power, because of a few sympathetic
+sentences. What I am afraid of in all this is that the tenants
+nowhere are getting a clear receipt, and that they will afterwards be
+pressed for the balances unless there is an Arrears Act. Probably
+the Tories meditate muddling away the rest of the Church surplus in
+benefactions to the landlords to recompense their benevolence. Of
+course only the September rents are due yet, and September and March
+are much less frequent gale months with us than November and May.
+The November rents will be {362} soon demanded, and then we shall
+really know what the landlords will do. I think they will surrender,
+for if they don't they won't be paid. Every one of them is sick of
+the fight. Their retainers and bailiffs who made a profit out of
+evictions, and the attorneys who promoted them for the costs, have
+not been paid for a long time as they used long ago, and like a
+stranded vessel on the rocks it is only a question of the fierceness
+of the gale how soon the entire system will go to pieces. They were
+in much better blood for fighting in '81 and what have those of them
+got who stood out? Desolate farms that no one will touch, while the
+sight of emergency occupants no longer terrifies the tenants, who
+know that they are costing the master three times the rent and that
+their labours are as profitless as a locust's. These fellows are the
+riffraff of the towns who idle away their time in the next
+public-house or play cards with the police sent to protect them.
+They burn everything that will light for firing, and their occupation
+of the premises is about as husbandman-like as that of a party of
+Uhlans. Such is the prospect for the gentry who refuse abatements,
+and as they know the people have not got money, I believe they will
+make a virtue of necessity. Then the Government are known to be
+against them, and they cannot appeal from their own friends to the
+Liberals, so what are they to do? They distrust Churchill
+completely, and believe he is capable of anything. If, however, they
+hold out we shall have warm work. I have refrained from addressing
+agrarian meetings so far, though Dillon and O'Brien have gone on the
+warpath, because it is not clear to me yet what is the best line to
+take, and besides I think Parnell should give the note, so that
+nobody may get above concert pitch. What Parnell's views are I don't
+know, and he is the man on the horse. The consciousness of the
+people that they have Gladstone on their side would in any case, I
+think, take all the uglier sting out of the agitation, now that they
+feel a settlement to be only a matter of time. It is very hard for
+any one to advise them when the responsibility is directly on
+Parnell, but if he intervened popular opinion would blaze like a
+prairie fire.
+
+Thanks for your enquiry about my return to the House. There are now
+three Irish vacancies, but I don't feel anxious to go in now that I
+am out of the hurly-burby. It is a heavy {363} monetary loss to me,
+still, if it seemed my duty, I would stand again. O'Brien hates
+Parliament and vows he won't go back, but if he would consent so
+should I. The English have no idea what a beastly nuisance it is,
+giving up your work in order to live in London, and then to be
+blackguarded as hirelings and assassins for our pains. I cannot
+think that there is much chance of turning out Randolph for a long
+time to come. Even if we could win over Chamberlain, he has few
+followers, and Hartington could still give the Ministry a majority.
+I think the pair of them are trying to kill Gladstone, and that this
+is quite as much a purpose of their policy as to prevent Home Rule.
+I feel sure that no modifications of the late Bill that we could
+agree to would induce either of them to come over.
+
+In a Parliamentary sense Mr. Gladstone is a better life than
+Hartington, as when the Duke of Devonshire dies his influence will
+abate, and his followers in the House cannot be so well kept
+together. Joseph and he hate each other too much to agree on
+anything else than disagreeing with Gladstone, so that I cannot see
+any land ahead just yet. I fear there is nothing for it but to trust
+to the chapter of accidents. Cloture cannot, if carried, do us much
+harm. If used to promote coercion then you will have outrages and,
+for aught I know, dynamite once more in the ascendant, so that while
+they may get rid of the pain in one part of the system the disease
+will break out somewhere else. Every one here wants peace, and the
+wisdom of Gladstone's policy is more manifest to me every day. There
+is an entire change in the temper of the people, and it would even
+take some pretty rough Toryism to make them take to their old ways
+again.
+
+If the present Government were wise they would take advantage of this
+frame of mind, but there is little prospect of their doing so.
+
+
+In the monster demonstration which took place in Hyde Park, after the
+reading of the Coercion Bill for the first time, Mr. Labouchere had
+been one of the group of eloquent orators, including Mr. Michael
+Davitt, Mr. Sexton, Mr. Hunter, and Professor James Stuart, who, from
+a long semi-circle of pavilions, had led upwards of a quarter million
+{364} demonstrators, poured out from the Radical Clubs and
+Associations of London, in protest against the tyrannical methods
+contemplated by the Government. A short extract from the speech of
+Mr. Baggallay, made in the House of Commons on April 14, gives an
+interesting little picture of Mr. Labouchere on the occasion of the
+demonstration: "I see the member for Northampton in his place," he
+said; "I am glad to see him back again after his short holiday, a
+holiday which I was sorry to see that he himself had cut short by
+unnecessarily making his appearance on a waggon in Hyde Park. May I
+be allowed to tell him that I was in Hyde Park also, although I was
+not in a waggon. I am prepared to admit that the crowd there was
+orderly. It has been asserted that there were a great many rowdies
+present. No doubt there were, but, for a Bank holiday, and for Hyde
+Park on a fine day, I think the congregation assembled there was
+fairly respectable. But, sir, what did they go there for? A great
+many were out for a holiday, but I believe that a very large number
+went there in order to see the leader of the Liberal party, or rather
+the real leader of the Radical party. I was asked over and over
+again, 'Where's Labby?' There can be no doubt that the point of
+attraction was the platform at which the member for Northampton
+presided. The language Mr. Labouchere used in reference to this
+Coercion Bill was not perhaps quite so moderate as it might have
+been. He told his audience that the policy of the Government was
+like the ruffianism of Bill Sikes, and he added that if the Bill
+became law he hoped Irishmen would resist it." (Mr. Labouchere:
+"Hear, Hear!") "I do not know if Mr. Labouchere is prepared to
+repeat those words in the House--(Mr. Labouchere: "Most
+unquestionably I repeat them.)"[3] And so on.
+
+The protest had, of course, nothing but a moral value, minimised as
+much as possible by a slashing leading article in the _Times_,
+followed by a double dose of "Parnellism and {365} Crime." But, in
+the September of that year, Mr. Labouchere, in company with four
+other members of Parliament (Mr. T. E. Ellis, Mr. Brunner, Mr.
+Dillon, and Mr. John O'Connor), went over to Ireland, in order to
+address the historic meeting at Michelstown.
+
+Everybody knows the outline of what occurred--how the police,
+escorting a Government reporter, tried to force a passage through a
+hostile crowd to the speaker's platform, and how they were eventually
+driven back into their barracks, through the windows of which they
+fired at random, killing three men and mortally wounding two others.
+The meeting occurred on September 9, and on the 12th the matter was
+discussed during the debate in the House of Commons. Mr. Balfour
+pronounced instant and peremptory judgment, although his information
+on the subject must have been obtained with incredible rapidity.[4]
+He told the House that he was of opinion, "looking at the matter in
+the most impartial spirit, that the police were in no way to blame,
+and that no responsibility rested upon any one except upon those who
+convened the meeting under circumstances which they knew would lead
+to excitement and might lead to outrage."[5] Mr. Labouchere,
+following Sir William Harcourt and Mr. Balfour, made a characteristic
+speech, in the course of which he gave an inimitable account of what
+actually did happen at Michelstown.
+
+"Now, sir," he said, "I was there. I was in a position which enabled
+me to see very clearly what took place. I am not a novice in these
+matters. I have been in a great many _ententes_ on the continent. I
+have been a reporter in some cases, and I have not only been in a
+position to see, but I have also been in the habit of chronicling
+what I did see.... We went down, and the train arrived at Fermoy.
+This is about fifteen miles from Michelstown, and when we were within
+a mile of the latter place, we were met by a {366} procession with
+flags and trumpets, and a certain crowd accompanying it.... We
+entered the town with this procession, and pulled up in the
+market-place. Michelstown is a very small provincial town with very
+wide streets and few of them. In the midst of the town there is this
+marketplace, which is perhaps as large as Trafalgar Square. The
+market-place slopes, and at the top, is the main street of the
+village, and--I ask the House to remember this--there are two police
+barracks. One is the permanent police station ... and the other a
+temporary police station, used by the police on this occasion, and
+faces the market-place. When we arrived there we got into a brake,
+which formed one part of the procession. This brake was mainly
+tenanted by priests, the Mayors of Cork and Clonmel, and a few other
+gentlemen. Mr. M'Carthy, a parish priest of the neighbourhood, was
+appointed chairman, and the crowd naturally gathered around. Mr.
+Dillon said to me: 'Let us cut this as short as possible: they will
+send the police and military into the town. They will attempt
+something, and something may occur if we go on long. I suggest we
+say a few words and ask the crowd to disperse.' I at once assented.
+Dillon then got up on the front side of the brake to say a few words,
+and at that time, or perhaps a few minutes before, I saw a body of
+police drawn up in a line in the lower part of the market-place.
+They had a reporter with them, and they pushed their way to within a
+short distance of the platform.... They could get no further. The
+people were so tightly packed. I will give an instance of this.
+When we got there we got out of our carriage, and we were all going
+on to the brake, which was, I suppose, five yards away. I was
+delayed a moment, and I was delayed at least two moments trying to
+get through these five yards, the people being so crowded that it was
+almost impossible to push through them. How then was it possible for
+the police, three abreast, without great violence, to push their way
+through such a dense mass as this? Our brake was at the top of the
+market-place, {367} the people were all in front. Why on earth did
+not the reporter go to the outside of the meeting, and down the other
+side? He could easily have got in that way, and we should have been
+glad to welcome him there. But the police deliberately tried to
+force their way right in front where the people were wedged in as
+much as possible. I then saw these dozen policemen, with the
+reporter in their midst, stop. I supposed then they were satisfied
+and saw they could get no further. Dillon made one or two
+observations, and then the police fell back, and I thought perhaps
+they were going round. Let me observe we did not see the Resident
+Magistrate at all. If the Resident Magistrate had shown himself, and
+said he wanted the reporter to pass, one would have let him pass.
+The difficulty was that the reporter did not come alone, but with
+this body of police. Dillon went on speaking, and the horsemen--not
+this wonderful regiment I see mentioned in the _Times_, but some
+twenty horsemen--closed round outside the meeting in order to hear.
+Suddenly, after the advance guard had fallen back, and joined the
+other police, they (the police) all rushed forward. I am told they
+came to where these horsemen were, and one of the policemen drew his
+sword, and wounded one of the horses. I believe Mr. Brunner saw this
+done. Immediately there was a scrimmage.... The police commenced
+and continued it. The next thing that happened was that the police
+ran away. Captain Seagrove may have been amongst them, but it
+appears he deserted them on this occasion, and went to a neighbouring
+inn on the right of the market-place.... The police ran into the
+barracks.... Brunner and Ellis got on the brake, and joined the
+Mayor of Cork in urging the people to clear the streets for fear of
+further bloodshed, and I remained on the brake, because I was anxious
+to see what would take place." He continued his speech, urging with
+great ability the futility of pursuing in Ireland such tactics, which
+amounted to nothing in the world but the forcing upon a weaker
+country {368} the tyranny of a stronger. "The Chief Secretary tells
+us," he continued, "that, by these means, he hopes to create a Union
+between England and Ireland. What sort of a Union does he expect to
+create? Does he expect to create a Union of hearts and affections?
+Does he hope to create an affection for the English Government? I am
+happy to see that in Ireland the people are making a wide distinction
+between the people of England and the Government of England. They
+know their troubles are only temporary, that a new alliance exists
+between the democracies of England and Ireland, and that the classes
+will not be able to hold their own against such an alliance. I hold
+that the right hon. gentleman (Mr. Balfour) is indirectly responsible
+for what has occurred at Michelstown, and that those who are directly
+responsible are R. M. Seagrove and Inspector Brownrigg. I accuse
+these men of gross and deliberate murder."[6]
+
+After Mr. Labouchere sat down, there was really very little to be
+said on the other side. Lord Randolph Churchill, however,
+endeavoured to do his duty by his party, and commented thus on
+Labouchere's speech, craftily criticising its style and ignoring its
+substance: "And then, Sir, we had the statement of the member for
+Northampton, which seems to me to resemble in its nature certain
+newspapers which are now current, and, to some extent, popular in the
+metropolis, which convey their news to the public in paragraphs. The
+statement of the hon. gentleman did not seem to me to be altogether
+connected. It was really a series of paragraphs, which succeeded
+each other without much connection as far as I could make out. I put
+aside the statement of the hon. member for Northampton, because I
+have difficulty in regarding him as altogether serious in this
+matter."[7]
+
+It is difficult to see why Lord Randolph Churchill did not regard Mr.
+Labouchere's statement on the subject as serious. Had he been
+commenting on Mr. Balfour's speech on the {369} occasion, one might
+have understood a certain amount of scepticism as to the speaker's
+good faith.
+
+In the following February Mr. Labouchere, in a speech on Mr.
+Parnell's amendment in answer to the Address from the Throne,
+referred again to Mr. Balfour's airy dismissal of any serious
+consideration of the Michelstown affray: "What the Chief Secretary
+had stated in the House about the matter was absolutely incorrect.
+He had always thought that the right hon. gentleman would be
+especially careful in matters of evidence, for, as a philosopher, he
+was his (Labouchere's) favourite philosopher. He had sat at the feet
+of that Gamaliel, he had read his _Defence of Philosophic Doubt_,
+until he had almost doubted of his own existence. Yet, when the
+right hon. gentleman became Irish Chief Secretary, he forgot all his
+philosophy. The reason was that there were exigencies required of an
+Irish Secretary that were not to be found in the calm fields of
+philosophy. It was a melancholy thing for a philosopher to be
+plunged by the exigencies of his position into matters like this--to
+have vile instruments to carry out his orders, and to believe them or
+rather to pretend to believe them...."[8]
+
+The note of persiflage contained in all Labouchere's speeches on the
+Michelstown affair may have deceived his hearers as to the
+profoundness of his feelings of indignation, but his measured,
+well-considered utterances in _Truth_ were for all who read them a
+sufficient guarantee of his good faith. Immediately after the
+affray, he wrote thus of the head of the constabulary force in Co.
+Cork: "I came across a person of the name of Brownrigg the other day.
+The ferocity, the insolence, the brutality of this man never were
+exceeded and rarely equalled by Cossack or Uhlan in a country
+occupied by Russian or German. I strongly recommend him for
+promotion. He is a man after the heart of our Tory despots, for he
+seemed to me to unite in his person every characteristic that goes to
+make up an official ruffian, {370} armed with a little brief
+authority. On this man the responsibility of the Michelstown murders
+rests. He caused them, either deliberately, or from stupidity and
+brutality combined. If he has furnished Mr. Balfour with an account
+of what took place there, he adds to his other virtues the capacity
+of being one of the best liars that the world has ever produced, for
+the statement of Mr. Balfour in the House of Commons of the
+Michelstown affair, from 'official information,' is one long tissue
+of deliberate falsehoods."[9]
+
+At the inquest which was held upon the victims, the jury returned a
+verdict of wilful murder against the chief police officer and five of
+his men. _Truth_ pronounced as follows upon the inquest:
+"Immediately after the Michelstown meeting I had occasion to call
+attention to the conduct of Brownrigg, the chief of the constabulary
+there. This ruffian has given evidence, and his evidence is one long
+tissue of lies, so impudent that Mr. Irwin, the District Police
+Inspector, has borne testimony against him. When Mr. Irwin stated
+what the nature of his evidence must be, Brownrigg, it would appear,
+called his men together and tried to drill them into perjury, in
+order to obtain confirmation of his mendacity. I am not surprised at
+anything which this man may do, for I found him vain, irascible,
+insolent, and muddleheaded beyond all conception."
+
+Mr. Labouchere's article, called "The Michelstown Murders, "giving in
+more detail than he had been able to do in the House, the real facts
+of the affray, is a masterpiece of judicial summing up. It is too
+long to quote in full, but the following extract will show how close
+was his reasoning, and how unanswerable his arguments:
+
+
+Three men were killed, and two were wounded. Two of the men killed
+received each two bullets. This proves two things: 1. That the
+police deliberately aimed. 2. That there could not have been a
+crowd. Never yet was a crowd fired into, and, of {371} the three men
+killed by the discharge, two each be struck twice. Any one can see
+that this is mathematically so improbable as to be impossible.
+
+Station No. 1 is a house with an iron door, and iron shutters to the
+windows. Even if it had been attacked, an unarmed crowd could not
+have got into it; all the more as there were military within call
+ready to act, and Captain Seagrove was not in the station, and
+consequently could have at once called up the soldiers. It is
+admitted that there are 160 panes of glass in the windows, and that
+only six of these panes were broken by stones. The police therefore
+were not in danger of their lives, nor in any danger.[10]
+
+
+The verdict of the inquest was afterwards quashed (Feb. 10, 1888) in
+the Queen's Bench on the ground that the coroner had perpetrated
+certain irregularities of form, and, as Lord Morley remarks, "the
+slaughter of the three men was finally left just as if it had been
+the slaughter of three dogs." No other incident of Irish
+administration stirred deeper feelings of disgust in Ireland, or of
+misgiving and indignation in England.[11] Meanwhile the _Times_
+articles "Parnellism and Crime" seemed to have been forgotten, except
+by Mr. Labouchere, who had in _Truth_ chaffingly suggested to the
+_Times_ the appointment of Mr. Brownrigg to write a few instalments
+of the sensational serial pamphlet. The poison, however, had worked,
+and goodwill towards Ireland had nearly died in English breasts.
+Parnell had declared in the House of Commons on the day of its
+publication that the facsimile letter was a clumsy fabrication.
+"Politics are come to a pretty pass," he said, "in this country when
+a leader of a party of eighty-six members has to stand up at ten
+minutes past one in the House of Commons in order to defend himself
+from an anonymous fabrication such as that which is contained in the
+_Times_ of this morning."[12]
+
+{372}
+
+Nobody except his Radical friends believed him, and the affair would
+probably have sunk into oblivion if a former member of the party, a
+Mr. F. H. O'Donnell, had not, after mature reflection, conceived that
+he had been libelled in the famous articles. In the summer of 1888
+he prosecuted the _Times_ for damages, and lost his case, for, as a
+matter of fact, Mr. O'Donnell had not been mentioned in the articles,
+and it almost appeared that something like a guilty conscience had
+prompted him to bring the action. But the prosecuting counsel's
+method of presenting the case not only compelled Sir Richard Webster
+to reproduce and exhaustively comment upon the "Parnellism and Crime"
+articles, but furnished him with the opportunity of startling London
+and the world with a long series of other letters, some of them more
+damning even than the facsimile letter, five purporting to be from
+Pat. Egan, the former treasurer of the Land League, addressed to
+various agitators and felons including James Carey, the informer, and
+three supposed to be from Parnell. It is only necessary to this
+narrative to quote one which was read out on July 4, 1888, by the
+Attorney-General in his address to the jury. It ran as follows:
+
+
+9/1/82.
+
+DEAR E.,--What are these fellows waiting for? This inaction is
+inexcusable, our best men are in prison and nothing is being done.
+Let there be an end of this hesitancy. Prompt action is called for.
+You undertook to make it hot for old Forster and Co. Let us have
+some evidence of your power to do so. My health is good,
+thanks.--Yours very truly,
+
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+
+
+"Dear E." meant Patrick Egan. In January, four months before the
+Phœnix Park murders, Mr. Parnell was in Kilmainham Prison. Well
+might the Attorney-General say, as he solemnly read out the letter in
+Court: "If it was signed by Mr. Parnell, I need not comment upon it."
+{373} He also made the announcement that the "facsimile letter," as
+the first one published in the _Times_ has always been called, as
+well as the ones he had produced in Court that day, had been for some
+time in the possession of the _Times_. Presumably the _Times_ had
+kept them in the hopes that the Irish leaders would sooner or later
+bring an action for libel against the paper, when they would
+triumphantly have produced the letters and so confounded the whole
+party. As it turned out, their production at that moment rather
+resembled the killing of a fly with a sledge-hammer, for Mr.
+O'Donnell's case was one of such palpable insignificance. An
+important reason may be mentioned here, for explaining what may seem
+to be an extraordinary lack of initiative on Mr. Parnell's part. He
+had not been willing to prosecute the _Times_ because he was firmly
+convinced that Captain O'Shea had been concerned in the production of
+the letters, and, to add to his unwillingness, his friends in England
+had pointed out to him the immense improbability of a jury of twelve
+Middlesex men, being, at that moment, sufficiently without racial
+prejudice, to pronounce a verdict in his favour. After the
+Attorney-General's declaration that the _Times_ would retract
+nothing, and the implied challenge in his admission that, if false,
+no grosser libels were ever written, Mr. Parnell took action. On the
+day of the delivery of the verdict in the case of O'Donnell _v._
+Walter, he formally denied the authenticity of the letters, and asked
+for a Select Committee of the House to enquire into the matter. His
+request was refused, but finally it was suggested from the Treasury
+Bench that the enquiry should be entrusted to a Commission of Judges
+appointed by Act of Parliament. A Bill embodying this suggestion was
+read for the second time on July 24, and the names of the
+Commissioners were added in the Committee stage. Sir James Hannen
+was chosen as President of the Commission, and with him were
+associated Sir Charles Day, an Orangeman, and Sir Archibald Levin
+Smith. Mr. H. Cunynghame, a junior barrister (now Sir {374} Henry
+Cunynghame), was appointed Secretary to the Commission.[13]
+
+Mr. Labouchere had, of course, scented in the whole business a
+chapter of _chronigues scandaleuses_ after his own heart. He set to
+work to study it at once _con amore_, and very soon came to the
+conclusion that all the letters had been forged by one Richard
+Pigott, the story of whose chequered career was soon to become the
+property of a marvelling public. "Immediately on the Egan letters
+being produced in the O'Donnell _v._ Walter case," he writes in his
+own account of the affair, "Mr. Egan telegraphed to me that he was
+sending over Carey's letters to him. (Mr. Egan was then in America.)
+These letters followed. They referred to a municipal election, and,
+being written at the same time as a forged letter of Mr. Egan to
+Carey, they proved conclusively that the latter could not be genuine.
+Whilst the discussion was taking place in Parliament about the Royal
+Commission, Mr. Egan again telegraphed that he had been comparing the
+letters ascribed to him in the O'Donnell trial with the drafts of
+certain letters which he had written to Pigott about the purchase of
+the _Irishman_,[14] and the letters ascribed to Mr. Parnell, with the
+copies of two letters written by that gentleman to Pigott in relation
+to the sale, which copies were in his (Egan's) possession. He said
+that he had found such a similarity of phrase in the genuine letters
+and in the forged letters that he was certain that the latter were
+fabricated from the former. An emissary soon after came over with
+the Egan drafts and with Pigott's letters (one of which contained
+that blessed word 'hesitancy'), to which the former were replies, and
+with the copies of Mr. Parnell's letters. One of the drafts had been
+{375} published previously as a part of a correspondence between Egan
+and Pigott in the _Freeman's Journal_, and the copies of Mr.
+Parnell's letters were in the handwriting of Mr. Campbell.[15] Now
+it was utterly impossible that the similarities, amounting in one
+case to three consecutive lines, could be a mere chance. It was,
+therefore, a mathematical certainty that Pigott had forged the
+letters, while it was obvious that Mr. Egan's drafts were genuine,
+for they could have been at once disproved, if incorrect, by Pigott
+producing, at the investigation, the original of them, which, it was
+to be presumed, he had in his possession. I showed the Carey letters
+to Mr. Parnell alone, and the Egan correspondence with Pigott to Sir
+Charles Russell and Mr. Parnell alone, and then locked them up. On
+Mr. George Lewis being retained, I handed them over to him, and he
+proceeded to get up Pigott's 'record,' only a portion of which came
+before the Court, but a portion amply sufficient to show that he had
+lived for years on blackmailing, forgery, and treachery."[16]
+
+Mr. Labouchere then went off to Germany for his summer holiday, and,
+while abroad, a chance conversation revealed to him that the
+incriminating letters had been already shown by Mr. Houston, the
+Secretary of the Loyal and Patriotic Association, to Lord Hartington.
+Houston was therefore immediately subpœnaed, and it later
+transpired that he had offered them to the _Pall Matt Gazette_ before
+he sold them to the _Times_. "Two facts were consequently certain,"
+said Mr. Labouchere. "Houston had sold the letters, and Pigott had
+forged them. Although we were ourselves certain of the latter fact,
+it was possible that, as we had only the drafts of the Egan letters,
+it might be said (as indeed it was said, by Pigott in the
+witness-box) that Egan had written his drafts from the _Times_
+letters, instead of the _Times_ letters having been fabricated from
+the Egan letters.
+
+"About the middle of October," continued Mr. Labouchere, "Mr. Egan
+sent over here a trusty emissary, with {376} orders to report to me,
+and to see whether it would not be possible to buy of Pigott the
+original of the Egan drafts, for he knew his man, and believed
+(rightly) that he would have no objection to sell anything that he
+possessed for a consideration. I sent this emissary to Kingstown,
+where Pigott was residing. The emissary told him that Egan wanted
+these originals. Pigott declined to deal with the emissary, and said
+that he must be put in communication with some one whom he could
+trust. On this I told the emissary that Pigott could see me at my
+house on a certain evening. I went down to the Commission which was
+sitting on that day, and informed Mr. Parnell and Mr. Lewis of what
+had been arranged. It was agreed that they should both be present."
+
+Mr. Labouchere's letter to Pigott making the appointment for this
+interview has, with its hint to come "by the underground," been so
+often referred to that it is worth while giving it here in full:
+
+
+24 GROSVENOR GARDENS, S.W., Oct. 25, 1888.
+
+DEAR SIR,---I shall be here at 10 o'clock to-morrow morning, and
+shall be happy to see you for a confidential conversation, which, as
+you say, can do no harm, if it does no good. I will return you your
+letter when you come. I think this house would be the best place,
+for it certainly is not watched, and it would be as easy to throw off
+any one coming here as going elsewhere. Your best plan would be, I
+should think, to take the underground, and get out at Victoria
+Station. The house is close by.--Yours faithfully,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+It may be mentioned in parenthesis that Mr. Labouchere had misdated
+his letter. It was really written, as was proved by the postmark on
+the envelope, on October 24, and the interview took place on that
+evening at 10 o'clock, as he changed the time of the appointment by
+telegram.
+
+Both Mr. Labouchere and Pigott were very well aware {377} that 24
+Grosvenor Gardens, if not being watched at the moment when the above
+letter was penned, would be so as soon as Pigott was inside it, for
+the unhappy forger was dogged in all his footsteps by the _Times_
+agents. Mr. Labouchere had, however, nothing to fear, and poor
+Pigott had very little to lose, and a vague expectation of something
+to gain. The upshot of the interview was that, in the presence of
+Mr. Parnell and Mr. Lewis, Pigott confessed that he had forged the
+letters and suggested that he would give a full confession, and write
+to the Attorney-General and to the _Times_ that he was the forger, if
+Mr. Lewis would withdraw his subpœna and let him go to Australia.
+But it was not Pigott's confession that Mr. Lewis and Mr. Labouchere
+wanted. It was the originals of the drafts of the Egan letters. Mr.
+Parnell and Mr. Labouchere withdrew to another room, leaving Mr.
+Lewis to do what he could with the slippery Richard. "Soon," to
+continue the narrative in Mr. Labouchere's own words, "Mr. Lewis came
+into the dining-room, and said to me, 'Pigott wants to come to me
+to-morrow and give me a full statement. He is going away and wants
+to speak to you'; adding, 'Mind, whatever you do, don't give him any
+money; if you do he will bolt.' I left Mr. Lewis with Mr. Parnell,
+and went back to Pigott.
+
+"That worthy at once came to business, and said that the _Times_ had
+promised him £5000 to go into the box, and asked what I would give
+for him not to do so. I replied that I would give nothing, but that
+Egan's emissary had already told him that, acting for Egan, I wanted
+the original of the Egan drafts, as these would prove the forgery up
+to the hilt, and that if he had them and they were satisfactory, I
+would pay for them. He asked whether I would give £5000 for them.
+When I declined, he asked whether I would give £1000. I said it
+would be more like one thousand than five, but that I must first see
+the documents. I then asked whether the signature of the Parnell
+letters, which is at the top of a page, was forged, or whether it was
+an autograph which had {378} fallen into his hands, and he had
+written the letter on the other side. 'Why do you want to know
+this?' he asked. 'Mere curiosity,' I replied. On which he said that
+it was forged. He then left."
+
+Nothing definite as to the original Egan letters was obtained by Mr.
+Lewis when he called the next day, and neither did he obtain the
+promised statement. The interview with Messrs. Labouchere, Lewis,
+and Parnell at Grosvenor Gardens, and the subsequent private one with
+Mr. Lewis, were reported to the _Times_ agents by Pigott with a
+fanciful account of what took place at each. He shortly afterwards
+returned to Ireland, and Mr. Labouchere continued his efforts to
+procure all possible evidence on behalf of his Irish friends. He was
+considerably helped by his acquaintances in America, who were able to
+furnish him with invaluable details and scraps of knowledge about the
+various witnesses for the _Times_, which came in appositely more than
+once in Sir Charles Russell's masterly cross-examinations. It is
+interesting to notice, in perusing many of the curious letters
+received by Mr. Labouchere at this period from Irish patriots living
+beyond the Atlantic (what Mr. Labouchere had so often heard from the
+lips of Mr. Parnell himself),[17] how far from popular Parnell was
+with most of them. He was too meek and mild for them, and they could
+not understand his patience under injury and abuse. In one of these
+letters occurs the following anecdote about the intrepid Irish
+leader: "I want to tell you," says the writer, "something about
+Parnell in 1883--ask him: two men called on him when he was in Cork
+and said (recollect the two were extremists), 'Mr. Parnell, unless
+you give us £1000 for extreme measures we will shoot you before we
+leave Cork.' Parnell simply replied, 'Well, I certainly have a
+choice, for which I am obliged--to be shot now or to be hung
+afterwards. I prefer the former. You will never get £1000 from me
+for the purpose you mention.' One and all of these patriots, {379}
+however, at this crisis of Parnell's career were determined to uphold
+him, and to allow whatever grievances they had against him to stand
+over until after his political character had been vindicated in the
+eyes of the hated English.
+
+Mr. Labouchere remained in communication with Pigott throughout the
+winter. Pigott dangled before him the possibility of further
+important communications, and on November 29 Mr. Labouchere wrote to
+him as follows:
+
+
+As I understand the position it is this--Mr. Lewis holds that we can
+prove our case against the _Times_ in regard to the letters
+conclusively, and this, you will remember, Mr. Parnell told you. We
+prove it in a certain way. You say that you wish to be kept out of
+it, and not be called as a witness. If such a course can strengthen
+our case, and prove it still more conclusively, I do not see why it
+should not be adopted, for the object is to prove irrespective of
+individuals. Evidently, some one must know how you propose to do
+what you want, and what you say you can do. If you like to confide
+in me, I will tell you what I think, and, if I agree with you, it
+will be then time for you either to assent or dissent to Mr. Parnell
+or Mr. Lewis being informed. But you are a practical man--so am I.
+Mere assertion, neither you nor I attach much importance to, without
+documentary or some other clear confirmation.
+
+
+Pigott answered as follows:
+
+
+ ANDERTON'S HOTEL,
+ FLEET STREET, E.C., Dec. 4, 1888.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I have arrived here, and write a line to ask you to make
+an appointment, as I know that your house is watched--as is also Mr.
+Lewis's Office--and as I am "shadowed" wherever I go outside a
+certain limit, perhaps you could kindly arrange that we should meet
+somewhere else to-morrow afternoon or Thursday, or in fact any other
+day you choose.--Faithfuly yours, RD. PIGGOTT.
+
+
+What occurred at the meeting which took place as the result of the
+above correspondence is best told in {380} Mr. Labouchere's own
+words: "Pigott came about ten and stayed till one A.M. Again he
+explained that he had forged, and gave me a good many details about
+the way in which he had done it, telling me, amongst other things,
+that he had given Houston three names as the sources of the letters,
+two of which were efforts of his imagination, and the third a real
+person. He seemed rather proud of his skill, and by encouraging this
+weakness I got everything out of him. I asked him how Houston could
+have been so easily fooled, and whether he was an absolute idiot? He
+replied that he was clever up to a certain point, but thought himself
+twice as clever as he was, and that these sort of persons are easily
+trapped. In this I agreed with him, and he told me that Houston had
+told him that he wanted letters, because it was intended to publish a
+pamphlet, and that the letters were to be held in reserve to be
+sprung upon the Court if there was an action for libel, adding that
+such an action would be certain not to be brought. Again and again,
+with weary iteration, he came back to his plan to confess in writing,
+and then to go to Australia. I told him that he surely must be sharp
+enough to see to what accusations this would subject me, and how
+hurtful it would be to our case, which I assured him was of such
+strength that it would smash him, quite irrespective of anything he
+might say or do. 'Why, then, do you want documents?' he said.
+'Because,' I replied, 'the issue is a political one. We have to deal
+with prejudiced Tories who have already compromised themselves by
+pinning themselves to the genuineness of the letters, and
+consequently our case cannot be too much strengthened. With such
+people you must put butter upon bacon.' 'What documents do you
+want?' he said. 'Egan's letters, the original signatures from which
+you traced those of Egan and Parnell, and a few letters forged in my
+presence,' I said. 'I have not got Egan's letters: I destroyed them.
+I have not got the signatures. I gave Houston the letter of Parnell
+from which I took his signature. I will, if you like, forge the
+letters in {381} your presence. I will give you the names of the
+three men from whom I told Houston I got the letters, and I will give
+you the letters that Houston wrote to me,' he answered. I said that
+I would not give sixpence for these without the two items that I had
+mentioned, and he reiterated that he had not got them. 'Why,' I
+suddenly said to him,' did you write to Archbishop Walsh about the
+letters?' 'The Archbishop,' he replied, 'has not got my letters; he
+sent them all back; to reveal anything concerning them would be to
+violate the confidence between a priest and a penitent.' 'Well,' I
+finished by saying, 'think it over. I am going out of town. When I
+return, come and see me again, and in the meanwhile try and find the
+originals of Egan's letters. I will let you know when I come back.'
+He said that he would think it over, and, on wishing him good-night,
+I asked him what he contemplated doing? He said that he was in a
+terrible mess, but that he saw no other course open for him but to go
+into the box and swear that he had bought the letters, and that if
+they were forgeries he had been deceived. 'You will be a fool if you
+do,' I said, 'but that is your affair, not mine. If I were in your
+place I should tell the truth, and ask for the indemnity.' 'That is
+all very well,' he said, 'but on what am I to live?' And so we
+parted." Mr. Labouchere did not see Pigott again until he saw him in
+the witness-box more than two months later. Pigott returned to
+Ireland about the middle of December and the Commission adjourned
+until January 15. Patrick Egan had written to Mr. Labouchere on
+December 2 from Lincoln, Massachusetts saying: "I hope you will be
+able to squeeze the truth out of Pigott in the way you say, as I
+should dislike terribly to see him profit in any way by his villainy.
+I do not believe there is a single thing in the suspicion against
+O'Shea.... The fellow is incapable of playing the role of heavy
+villain. I am quite convinced that the forgery part of the scheme
+was the sole work of Pigott. You will perceive that all your
+injunctions with regard to secrecy have been {382} observed on this
+side, but everything gets out from London and Dublin. Yesterday we
+had on one of our Lincoln evening papers a cable (probably a copy of
+a New York Herald cable) giving all particulars about the watch that
+is being kept on Pigott and the discovery that C. is doing detective
+work for the _Times_, that F. was mixed up with the forgeries and
+other matters."
+
+It must be borne in mind that, when the Commission adjourned in the
+middle of December, the all-important question of the letters had not
+yet been touched upon. "The objects of the accusers," says Lord
+Morley, "was to show the complicity of the accused with crime by
+tracing crime to the League, and making every member of the League
+constructively liable for every act of which the League was
+constructively guilty. Witnesses were produced, in a series that
+seemed interminable, to tell the story of five-and-twenty outrages in
+Mayo, of as many in Cork, of forty-two in Galway, of sixty-five in
+Kerry, one after another, and all with immeasurable detail. Some of
+the witnesses spoke no English, and the English of others was hardly
+more intelligible than Erse. Long extracts were read out from four
+hundred and forty speeches. The counsel on one side produced a
+passage that made against the Speaker, and then the counsel on the
+other side found and read some qualifying passage that made as
+strongly for him. The three judges groaned. They had already, they
+said plaintively, ploughed through the speeches in the solitude of
+their own rooms. Could they not be taken as read? 'No,' said the
+prosecuting counsel, 'we are building up an argument, and it cannot
+be built up in a silent manner.' In truth it was designed for the
+public outside the court, and not a touch was spared that might
+deepen the odium. Week after week the ugly tale went on--a squalid
+ogre let loose among a population demoralised by ages of wicked
+neglect, misery, and oppression. One side strove to show that the
+ogre had been wantonly raised by the Land League for political
+objects of their own; the other, that it was the {383} progeny of
+distress and wrong, that the League had rather controlled than'
+kindled its ferocity, and that crime and outrage were due to local
+animosities for which neither League nor parliamentary leaders were
+responsible."[19] The Nationalists were impatient for the real
+business to begin, for it was felt by every one that, if the letters
+were proved to be genuine, the case was practically won all round for
+the _Times_, whereas, if they proved to be forgeries, public opinion
+on the subject could have but one bias. Indeed, Mr. Chamberlain
+himself had said: "To lead the inquiry off into subsidiary and
+unimportant matters would be ... fatal to the reputation of the
+_Times_--fatal to its success." And again, "If the _Times_ fails to
+maintain its principal charges, I do not think much attention will be
+attached to other charges. Any attempt, as it appears to all, on the
+part of the _Times_ to put aside those principal charges or not to
+put them in the forefront will redound to their discredit."[19] The
+delay, however, gave this advantage to the Nationalist side--they had
+more time in which to accumulate confirmatory evidence against the
+forger, and the forger was given more time in which to further
+involve himself, in the net which his fowler had spread for him, by
+writing foolish letters and telling needless lies. Pigott had
+promised Mr. Labouchere to return to London whenever he sent for him.
+Parnell wrote to Mr. Labouchere during the Christmas vacation of the
+Commissioners:
+
+
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, Jan. 14, 1889.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I am anxious to see you before your Irish friend
+returns to London. Kindly give me an appointment, and let it be if
+possible after four o'clock.--Yours sincerely,
+
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+
+
+{384}
+
+He wrote again as follows on the 21st:
+
+
+I do not think you need send for your Dublin friend this time, as the
+_Times_ will probably do that for you, and you will hear when he is
+in London. Another forged letter of Egan's was produced in Court
+last week, and sworn to by Delaney, evidently one of the Pigott
+series. I am laid up with a cold, but hope to be out tomorrow, when
+I will try and call to see you in the afternoon.--Yours very truly,
+
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+
+
+The Irish friend was, of course, Pigott, and Delaney was a convict--a
+witness for the _Times_. He was one of the Phœnix Park criminals,
+and was described by the _Daily News_ reporter, present in court, as
+of "over middle height, stoutish in build, reddish-yellow haired, and
+with features which were more of a Russian than an Irish cast. He
+wore a short jacket of check tweed, and a big white cravat about his
+neck." He had been brought up from Maryborough prison, where he was
+doing his life sentence. His brother was hanged for the Phœnix
+Park murders, and so would he have been himself if he had not
+confessed, and, in consequence, had his sentence changed from
+execution to penal servitude for life. He had sworn to the
+handwriting of Patrick Egan on one of the letters produced in court.
+"Are you an expert?" asked Sir Charles Russell carelessly. No, Mr.
+Delaney was not an expert, but he remembered the signature after so
+many years, and he identified it when he was shown it "yesterday
+evening" by the _Times_ agent. He was able to identify it because
+Carey, seven or eight years ago, showed him three of Mr. Egan's
+letters.[20]
+
+Pigott had been subpœnaed by the _Times_ as a witness early in
+December. On January 24, Mr. Labouchere wrote to him saying: "I see
+that Sir R. Webster talks about soon getting to the letters. When
+are you likely to be over? If you wish it, I will send your expenses
+to come over." At the end of the month he sent Pigott £10.
+Labouchere's letter and the {385} £10 note were confided at once by
+Pigott to Mr. Houston, who handed them over to Mr. Soames, and, of
+course, they were produced in court and a rather different
+interpretation put upon them to the one the recipient knew was
+warranted.
+
+Pigott was not called into the witness-box, the ordeal which he so
+justly dreaded, until the fifty-fourth day of the Commission's
+sittings. He at once gave an account of the way he had obtained the
+first batch of incriminating letters. It read like a romance, as
+indeed, it was in every sense of the word--how Mr. Houston had begged
+him, if possible, to find some authentic documents to substantiate
+accusations against the Irish leaders, how he had set forth for
+Lausanne, all his expenses handsomely paid, and had met there an old
+friend who had told him about a letter written by Parnell which was
+in Paris, and might be obtained; how he had then proceeded to Paris
+and by a marvellous stroke of good luck had run up against an
+Irishman in the street who was able to give him more details about
+the Parnell letter, and other documents of a similar kind, which had
+been found in a black bag in a Paris lodging-house. He had not
+immediately bought the bag and its contents, because there were many
+difficulties in the way, but he had gone back to London and told Mr.
+Houston the whole story, and returned to Paris ready to clinch the
+bargain. But the Irish friend was not easy to bring to terms. He
+said Pigott must, before he could get possession of the letters, go
+to America and obtain the permission to buy them from the Fenians
+there. To America he accordingly went, and returned with a letter
+from John Breslin to the Irish friend authorising the sale of the
+Parnell letter (afterwards known as the "facsimile letter") and the
+rest of the papers. Houston came over to Paris and paid him £500 for
+the contents of the black bag, and gave him £105 for his own trouble.
+It must be remembered that all his travelling expenses had been paid,
+as well as £1 a day for hotels--not a bad remuneration for a needy
+man such as Pigott was, who, it turned out later, was making what
+living {386} he could by the sale of indecent photographs and books
+to all who cared to buy them. Doubtless the black bag was useful to
+him in his book and picture business, which was why he did not sell
+it with its temporary contents to Mr. Houston. The said contents, as
+bought by Houston, were as follows: Five letters of Mr. Parnell's,
+six of Patrick Egan's, some scraps of paper, and the torn-out leaves
+of an old account-book. The black bag was supposed to have been left
+in Paris by an Irish patriot (Frank Byrne or James O'Kelly) and had
+been taken possession of by the Clan-na-Gael. Subsequently two other
+batches of letters were obtained by Pigott in Paris, and likewise
+sold to the _Times_.
+
+The Attorney-General, in the course of his examination of Pigott,
+drew from him the following remarkable account of his visit to Mr.
+Labouchere's house on October 24:
+
+
+_The Attorney-General_. Tell us, as nearly as you can, what passed
+between you, Mr. Labouchere, and Mr. Parnell, and if, at any part of
+it, Mr. Parnell was not present, just tell us and draw the
+distinction--what passed as nearly as you can: how did the
+conversation begin?
+
+_Pigott_. I think, as well as I recollect, Mr. Parnell commenced the
+conversation, and what he said was to the effect that they held
+proofs in their hands that would convict me of the forgery of all the
+letters, and he asked me, with reference to my statement to the
+effect that I wished if possible to avoid giving evidence at all, how
+I proposed to do that. I explained that I had not been subpœnaed
+by the _Times_ up to that date, that the only subpœna I received
+was the one Mr. Lewis had served me with, and it occurred to me then
+that probably, if I could induce Mr. Lewis to withdraw his
+subpœna, I might avoid in that way coming forward at all. Mr.
+Parnell was of opinion that that could not be done, that Mr. Lewis
+could not withdraw his subpœna, that I would be obliged to appear.
+Then, I think, Mr. Labouchere took up the running, and he was rather
+facetious.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. What did he say, please?
+
+_Pigott_. He made a proposition to me right out, that I should {387}
+appear in the witness-box and swear that I had forged the letters,
+thereby ensuing--entitling myself to receive from the Commissioners a
+certificate of immunity from any proceedings, legal or criminal. He
+said that was his reading of the law, and Mr. Parnell agreed with him
+that such was the case, that it was an extremely simple matter; it
+was merely going into the box, taking an oath, and walking out free.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. I want just to get this: did the suggestion
+that if you went into the witness-box, and said that you forged the
+letters, that you would get your certificate, come from Mr.
+Labouchere?
+
+_Pigott_. Distinctly.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. What else, please?
+
+_Pigott_. He urged me, as a further inducement to do this, that I
+would become immensely popular in Ireland, the fact that I had
+swindled the _Times_ would be sufficient of itself to secure me a
+seat in Parliament to begin with, and then, if at any time I wished
+to go to the United States, he would undertake that I should be
+received with a torchlight procession from all the organisations
+there. Of course, I could scarcely believe that he was serious, but
+still----[21]
+
+
+Here almost uncontrolled merriment burst out all over the court, in
+which Mr. Labouchere himself joined more heartily than any one.
+
+
+_The President of the Court_. I must say, whether this is true or
+not, it is not a fit subject for laughter.
+
+
+But whether the President would or no, it was impossible to prevent
+constant ripples of laughter from breaking out all over the court
+while Pigott was narrating his version of the first meeting at Mr.
+Labouchere's house. Pigott told how Mr. Lewis had arrived on the
+scene, and had also denounced him as the forger of the letters--"Mr.
+Lewis assumed his severest manner," said Pigott. He continued his
+evidence after some further questions from the Attorney-General.
+
+
+{388}
+
+_Pigott_. Mr. Labouchere beckoned me outside the door into the hall,
+and he there said--I forgot to mention that in the course of
+conversation I stated that I had--I do not know exactly whether I
+said I had been promised £5000 by the _Times_ or that I had demanded
+it.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. One or the other?
+
+_Pigott_. One or the other. So referring to that Mr. Labouchere
+said that they were prepared to pay me £1000--that he himself was
+prepared to pay me £1000, but, of course, I was not to mention
+anything about it to Mr. Parnell or to Mr. Lewis.
+
+_The President_. One moment before you go further. "He beckoned me
+outside"--where was he then?
+
+_Pigott_. That was at Labouchere's house.
+
+_The President_. I know, but where was it?
+
+_Pigott_. Outside into the hall.
+
+_The President_. Was it a whole house or was it a flat?
+
+_Pigott_. It is a whole house. He took me into the entrance hall,
+the room that we were in was the front room.
+
+_The President_. A dining-room or library or what?
+
+_Pigott_. A library.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. Is that the end of the conversation that
+then took place?
+
+_Pigott_. Up to that time, yes.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. What did you say to Mr. Labouchere when he
+said he was prepared to pay you £1000?
+
+_Pigott_. I said I thought it was a very handsome sum; I did not say
+whether I would take it or not. As well as I can recollect, however,
+I raised no objection. I took it that he understood me to agree to
+that sum. Then, on returning to the room, I said distinctly--very
+distinctly--that nothing under heaven would induce me to go into the
+witness-box and swear a lie--nothing would. Then Mr. Lewis explained
+to me the necessity for my going into the witness-box might be
+avoided by the course that he suggested: that is that I was to write
+to the _Times_ to state that I believed the letters were forgeries,
+or that I had forged them myself, if I preferred it. At all events I
+was to acquaint the Manager of the _Times_ with the fact that the
+letters were actual forgeries, and that thereupon the _Times_ would
+naturally withdraw the letters, and the thing would drop, and of
+course Mr. Labouchere's {389} offer would stand. Well, Mr. Lewis did
+not say that, but of course I understood it.
+
+
+Pigott proceeded to give his account of his interview with Mr. Lewis
+on the following morning. He said that Mr. Lewis had taken notes of
+what he (Pigott) said, and he (Pigott) had told Mr. Lewis all he had
+told Mr. Soames with reference to the hunt for and discovery of the
+incriminating letters in Paris. Mr. Soames's evidence, given in
+court on February 15, of what Pigott had told him on this subject
+differed very considerably from what, according to Mr. Lewis's notes,
+he had told the latter. For instance, Mr. Pigott told Mr. Lewis on
+October 25 that he had sold the letters to Mr. Houston, never
+believing for a moment himself that they were genuine. In court, on
+February 21, Pigott denied the accuracy of Mr. Lewis's notes, made
+during his conversation with him at Anderton's Hotel on October 25.
+
+All Pigott's correspondence with Mr. Lewis and Mr. Labouchere was
+then read out in court, with the replies of the two gentlemen to Mr.
+Pigott. The Attorney-General ended his examination as follows:
+
+
+_The Attorney-General_. The only other matter I want to put to you
+is this: these gentlemen told you--Mr. Parnell and Mr.
+Labouchere--that they had copies of letters, which they had written
+to you?
+
+_Pigott_. Yes.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. From which it was alleged that you had
+copied these documents?
+
+_Pigott_. Yes.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. Did they produce any to you?
+
+_Pigott_. No.
+
+_The Attorney-General_. Did they at any time, either at Mr. Lewis's
+office or at Mr. Labouchere's, offer to show you any of them?
+
+_Pigott_. No.
+
+
+As the Attorney-General, rearranging his gown, was {390} slowly
+resuming his seat, a loud murmur of conversation broke out over the
+court. It stopped suddenly. Scarcely was the Attorney-General
+seated when Sir Charles Russell stood bolt upright. He had a clean
+sheet of paper in his hand. There was such a silence in the court
+that even the fall of a pin would have been heard. Pigott's little
+day of peace was over. Poor fellow! He had done his best to keep
+his share of the business in the black shadows where such deeds are
+wont to skulk, but the gloom was about to be dispelled by the light
+of truth.
+
+
+
+[1] Lord Eversley, _Gladstone and Ireland._
+
+[2] The Land League founded by Parnell in 1879 for the purpose of
+bringing about a reduction of rack rents, and facilitating the
+creation of a peasant proprietary. Egan was the treasurer of the
+Land League.
+
+[3] _Hansard_, April 14, 1887, vol. 313.
+
+[4] Morley, _Life of Gladstone_, vol. iii.
+
+[5] _Hansard_, September 12, 1887, vol. 321.
+
+[6] _Hansard_, September 12, 1887, vol. 321.
+
+[7] _Ibid._
+
+[8] _Hansard_, February 14, 1888, vol. 322.
+
+[9] _Truth_, September 15, 1887.
+
+[10] _Truth_, September 22, 1887.
+
+[11] Morley, _Life of Gladstone_, vol. iii.
+
+[12] _Hansard_, April 18, 1887, vol. 313.
+
+[13] The Counsel for the _Times_ were Sir Richard Webster, the
+Attorney-General, Sir Henry James, Mr. Murphy, Mr. W. Graham, Mr.
+Atkinson, and Mr. Ronan; Sir Charles Russell and Mr. Asquith, M.P.,
+appeared for Mr. Parnell.
+
+[14] The Irishman was a Fenian newspaper owned by Pigott, and sold by
+him to Parnell in 1881.
+
+[15] Mr. Parnell's secretary.
+
+[16] _Truth._
+
+[17] See letters to Chamberlain in Chapter IX.
+
+[18] Morley, _Life of Gladstone_, vol. iii.
+
+[19] Macdonald, _Diary of the Parnell Commission_, July 6, 1887.
+
+[20] Macdonald, _Diary of the Parnell Commission._
+
+[21] _Special Commission Act_, 1888, vol. v.
+
+
+
+
+{391}
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+THE COLLAPSE OF RICHARD PIGOTT
+
+Sir Charles Russell's cross-examination of Pigott on the fifty-fourth
+and fifty-fifth days of the Commission's sittings is generally
+considered to be one of the finest things of the kind, from a
+technical point of view, ever heard. A friend who was much with him
+at that time relates that, on the day the cross-examination
+commenced, he was irritable and depressed and unable to eat, and that
+he could not have been more nervous had he been a junior with his
+first brief instead of the most formidable advocate at the Bar. But,
+as he stood facing the forger, his whole appearance changed. He was
+a picture of calmness, self-possession, and strength, there was no
+sign of impatience or irritability, not a trace of anxiety or
+care.[1] In the profound silence that had fallen upon the court he
+began, in tones of great courtesy:
+
+
+Mr. Pigott, would you be good enough, with my Lord's permission, to
+write some words on that sheet of paper for me. Perhaps you will sit
+down in order to do it. [He gave him the sheet of paper he had in
+his hand.] Would you like to sit down?
+
+_Pigott_. Oh no, thanks.
+
+_The President_. Well, but I think that it is better that you should
+sit down. Here is a table upon which you can write in the ordinary
+way, the course you always pursue.
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. Will you write the word "livelihood"? {392}
+Just leave a space. Will you write the word "likelihood"? Will you
+write your own name, leaving a space between each? Will you write
+the word "proselytism," and finally, I think I will not trouble you
+any more at present, "Patrick Egan" and "P. Egan" underneath
+it--"Patrick Egan" first and "P. Egan" underneath it? There is one
+word more I had forgotten. Lower down, please, leaving spaces, write
+the word "hesitancy" with a small "h."
+
+
+Pigott, after he had written what he was told, handed back the sheet
+of paper, and, as soon as Sir Charles Russell had glanced at it, he
+knew that he had scored a great point for Mr. Parnell. The word that
+he had told Pigott to write last, and with a small "h," as if that
+were the significant part of the experiment, was the word which
+Pigott had misspelt in one of the letters supposed to be from Parnell
+to Egan which the Attorney-General had produced at the O'Donnell _v._
+Walter trial. Pigott had again spelt it wrong. Hesitancy on the
+piece of paper which he handed back to Sir Charles Russell was spelt
+"hesitency."
+
+The cross-examination of Pigott occupied the rest of that day, and
+before the end of it the wretched man had fallen into hopeless
+confusion. The production of some of his correspondence with the
+Archbishop of Dublin (Dr. Walsh), in which he offered, for a
+consideration of course, to avert the possibility of a blow which was
+about to fall upon the Nationalist party (presumably the publication
+of the facsimile letter), almost finished his brazen self-command.
+The day's sitting ended in a roar of laughter, for Pigott's silly,
+aimless reflections, elicited by the advocate's remorseless,
+persistent questions, were ludicrous, and it was easy to see what the
+climax of the affair would be. The next day things went worse and
+worse for Pigott. A correspondence which he had with Egan in 1881
+was produced, in which he had misspelt the word "hesitancy" as he had
+done the day before in court. Egan's answers to Pigott were not
+forthcoming, for reasons which the forger made known later on, but
+the {393} drafts of these answers, produced by Mr. Lewis (who had got
+them direct from Mr. Egan through Mr. Labouchere), bearing a
+remarkable similarity to the Egan letters produced by the _Times_,
+were read by Sir Charles Russell. Copies of letters written by Mr.
+Parnell to Pigott in 1881 were also read out, coinciding word for
+word in parts with the "facsimile letter" and the others put in by
+the accusers of the Nationalist party. Then Pigott was made to
+acknowledge how he had blackmailed Mr. Forster, and Mr. Wemyss Reid
+produced the Pigott-Forster correspondence in court. Before the
+reading of this correspondence was finished, the densely packed
+audience in the court, according to the _Daily News_ reporter, was
+wrought up to the highest pitch of amusement and excitement. The
+court usher had long since ceased to cry out "Silence!" The
+merriment was almost continuous. The judges themselves were unable
+to repress their feelings. A loud ringing roar of laughter broke
+forth as Sir Charles Russell read one letter containing Pigott's
+application for £200 to enable him to proceed to Sydney, and some
+hints as to the pressure which was brought to bear upon him to
+publish the Forster letters. Mr. Justice Day, bending forward,
+reddened and shook with laughter. In this letter Pigott wrote: "I
+feel this is my last chance, and if that fails only the workhouse and
+the grave remains." Poor Pigott looked as if he would prefer even
+the grave to the witness-box. He changed colour; the helpless,
+foolish smile flickered about the weak heavy mouth; his hands moved
+about restlessly, nervously. Then came the climax--Pigott's letter
+to Mr. Forster, saying that he felt tempted to reveal to the world
+how he had been bribed by Mr. Forster to write against the interests
+of Ireland. The notion of Pigott's appearing in the character of
+injured innocence sent the audience off once more into a fit of
+laughter. It was now four o'clock, and, in the uproar and confusion,
+Pigott descended from the box, smiling foolishly.[2] That he had
+forged {394} the letters no one now doubted for a moment. The way he
+had actually done it was not yet absolutely clear, but the ingenuous
+Pigott was not going to leave any mysteries unsolved. The court was
+adjourned until the following Tuesday.
+
+The story of how the court met on February 26, and when Pigott was
+called upon to enter the witness-box there was no answer, and how it
+was subsequently elicited that he had disappeared from his hotel on
+the previous afternoon and not been seen again, has been graphically
+told by more than one writer. Who had given him the money to bolt,
+and who had assisted him to evade the constables who were supposed to
+be watching him, has never been positively revealed, but the fact
+remained--there was no Pigott there to tell the end of his squalid
+tale. The court adjourned for some thirty minutes, and then Sir
+Charles Russell made the startling announcement that Pigott, without
+an invitation from any one, had called upon Mr. Labouchere in
+Grosvenor Gardens on the previous Saturday, the day after his
+disastrous cross-examination, and had then and there dictated to him
+a full confession. This confession had been signed by Pigott and
+witnessed by Mr. George Augustus Sala. Mr. George Lewis, to whom Mr.
+Labouchere had communicated the confession, had refused to have
+anything to do with the document, and sent it back to Pigott with the
+following letter:
+
+
+ELY PLACE, HOLBORN, Feb. 25, 1889.
+
+SIR,--Mr. Labouchere has informed me that on Saturday you called at
+his house and expressed a desire to make a statement in writing, and
+he has handed to us the confession you have made, that you are the
+forger of the whole of the letters given in evidence by the _Times_
+purporting to be written respectively by Mr. Parnell, Mr. Egan, Mr.
+Davitt, and Mr. O'Kelly, and that, in addition, you committed perjury
+in support of the case of the _Times_. Mr. Parnell has instructed us
+to inform you that he declines to hold any communication directly or
+indirectly with you, and he further {395} instructs us to return you
+the written confession which we enclose, and which for safety sake we
+send by hand.--We are, sir, yours obediently,
+
+ LEWIS & LEWIS.
+ Richard Pigott, Esq.
+
+
+On the following day Sir Richard Webster made the announcement to the
+court that a letter had been received in Pigott's handwriting, posted
+in Paris, addressed to Mr. Shannon, the Dublin solicitor, who had
+been assisting Mr. Soames. The letter had not been opened, and he
+handed it to the President of the Commission, who passed it down to
+Mr. Cunynghame, and asked him to open and read its contents. It was
+Pigott's confession made to Mr. Labouchere and Mr. Lewis's letter to
+Pigott quoted above. The envelope contained also a note from the
+irrepressible Pigott as follows:
+
+
+ HÔTEL DE DEUX MONDES,
+ AVENUE DE L'OPERA, PARIS, Tuesday.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Just before I left enclosed was handed to me. It had been
+left while I was out. Will write again soon.--Yours truly,
+
+R. PIGOTT.
+
+
+The confession, as far as the letters were concerned, ran as follows:
+
+
+The circumstances connected with the obtaining of the letters, as I
+gave in evidence, are not true. No one save myself was concerned in
+the transaction. I told Houston that I had discovered the letters in
+Paris, but I grieve to have to confess that I simply myself
+fabricated them, using genuine letters of Messrs. Parnell and Egan in
+copying certain words, phrases, and general character of the
+handwriting. I traced some words and phrases by putting the genuine
+letter against the window, and placing on it the sheet of which
+copies have been read in court, and four or five letters of Mr. Egan,
+which were also read in court. I destroyed these letters after using
+them. Some of the {396} signatures I traced in this manner, and some
+I wrote. I then wrote to Houston telling him to come to Paris for
+the documents. I told him that they had been placed in a black bag
+with some old accounts, scraps of paper, and old newspapers. On his
+arrival I produced to him the letters, accounts, and scraps of paper.
+After a brief inspection he handed me a cheque on Cook for £500, the
+price that I told him I had agreed to pay for them. At the same time
+he gave me £105 in bank-notes as my own commission. The accounts put
+in were leaves torn from an old account book of my own, which
+contained details of the expenditure of Fenian money entrusted to me
+from time to time, which is mainly in the handwriting of David
+Murphy, my cashier. The scraps I found in the bottom of an old
+writing-desk. I do not recollect in whose writing they are.
+
+The second batch of letters was also written by me. Mr. Parnell's
+signature was imitated from that published in the _Times_ facsimile
+letter. I do not now remember where I got the Egan letter from which
+I copied the signature.
+
+I had no specimen of Campbell's handwriting beyond the two letters of
+Mr. Parnell to me, which I presumed might be in Mr. Campbell's
+handwriting. I wrote to Mr. Houston that this second batch was for
+sale in Paris, having been brought there from America. He wrote
+asking to see them. I forwarded them accordingly, and after keeping
+them three or four days, he sent me a cheque on Cook for the price
+demanded for them, £550. The third batch consisted of a letter
+imitated by me from a letter written in pencil to me by Mr. Davitt
+when he was in prison, and of another letter copied by me from a
+letter of a very early date, which I received from James O'Kelly when
+he was writing on my newspapers, and of a third letter ascribed to
+Egan, the writing of which, and some of the words, I copied from an
+old bill of exchange in Mr. Egan's handwriting. £200 was the price
+paid to me by Mr. Houston for these three letters. It was paid in
+bank-notes. I have stated that for the first batch I received £105
+for myself, for the second batch I got £50, for the third batch I was
+supposed to receive nothing.
+
+I did not see Breslin in America. This was part of the deception.
+
+With respect to my interview with Messrs. Parnell, Labouchere, {397}
+and Lewis, my sworn statement is in the main correct. I am now,
+however, of opinion that the offer to me by Mr. Labouchere of £1000
+was not for giving evidence but for any documents in Mr. Egan's or
+Mr. Parnell's handwriting that I might happen to have. My statement
+only referred to the first interviews with these gentlemen. I had a
+further interview with Mr. Labouchere, on which occasion I made him
+acquainted with further circumstances not previously mentioned by me
+at the preceding interviews.
+
+
+There was a pause after Mr. Cunynghame finished reading the
+extraordinary document. It was an awkward moment for the
+Attorney-General, but, in an extremely dignified speech, he informed
+the court that, on behalf of his clients, he asked permission to
+withdraw from the consideration of the Commission the question of the
+genuineness of the letters which had been submitted to them. On that
+day Mr. Parnell appeared for the first time in the witness-box, and
+in answer to Sir Charles Russell's questions swore to the forgery of
+his signature on all the letters in question. There was no attempt
+to cross-examine on the part of Sir Richard Webster. Mr. Labouchere
+entered the witness-box on March 3. He gave his evidence very slowly
+and realistically, rather in the style perhaps of what Lord Randolph
+Churchill described as newspaper paragraphs, but there was no lack of
+connection in his descriptions of his various interviews with Pigott.
+When it came to the final interview on the preceding Saturday the
+questions of the great advocate became very close.
+
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. He came to your house?
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_. He did.
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. Did you expect him?
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_. No.
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. Had he given you any warning he was coming?
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_. No.
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. Or had you asked him to come?
+
+{398}
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_. No.
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. Now tell us what took place on the occasion.
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_. He came in. I did not catch the name when the
+servant introduced him. I was writing at the table, and looked up,
+and saw him standing before me, and he said to me, "I suppose you are
+surprised at seeing me here?" And I said, "Oh! not at all. Pray
+take a seat."
+
+_Sir Charles Russell_. I said what----?
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_. "Not at all." Nothing would surprise me about Mr.
+Pigott. He sat down. He then said that he had come over to confess
+everything; that he supposed he should have to go to prison, and he
+was just as well there as anywhere else. I said that he must
+thoroughly understand if he did confess, the confession would be
+handed to Mr. Lewis, and that I must have a witness.
+
+
+Of the historic interview in Mr. Labouchere's study in Grosvenor
+Gardens there has been no more graphic an account written than the
+one by its only witness, the veteran journalist, George Augustus Sala:
+
+
+In February 1889 [he wrote] I was the occupant of a fiat in Victoria
+Street, Westminster, and one Saturday, between one and two P.M., a
+knock came at my study door, and I was handed a letter which had been
+brought in hot haste by a servant who was instructed to wait for an
+answer. The missive was of the briefest possible kind, and was from
+my near neighbour Mr. Henry Labouchere, M.P., whose house was then at
+24 Grosvenor Gardens. The note ran thus: "Can you leave everything
+and come here at once? Most important business.--H.L." I told the
+servant that I would be in Grosvenor Gardens within a quarter of an
+hour, and, ere that time had expired, I was ushered into a large
+library on the ground floor, where I found the senior member for
+Northampton smoking his sempiternal cigarette, but with an unusual
+and curious expression of animation on his normally passive
+countenance.
+
+He was not alone. Ensconced in a roomy fauteuil, a few paces from
+Mr. Labouchere's writing-table, there was a somewhat {399} burly
+individual of middle stature and more than middle age. He looked
+fully sixty, although I have been given to understand that his age
+did not exceed fifty-five; but his elderly aspect was enhanced by his
+baldness, which revealed a large amount of oval _os frontis_ fringed
+by grey locks. The individual had an eyeglass screwed into one eye,
+and he was using this optical aid most assiduously; for he was poring
+over a copy of that morning's issue of the _Times_, going right down
+one column and apparently up it again; then taking column after
+column in succession; then harking back as though he had omitted some
+choice paragraph; and then resuming the sequence of his lecture, ever
+and anon tapping that ovoid frontal bone of his, as though to evoke
+memories of the past, with a little silver pencil-case. I noted his
+somewhat shabby genteel attire, and, in particular, I observed that
+the hand which held the copy of the _Times_ never ceased to shake.
+Mr. Labouchere, in his most courteous manner and his blandest tone,
+said, "Allow me to introduce you to a gentleman of whom you must have
+heard a great deal, Mr.----." I replied, "There is not the slightest
+necessity for naming him. I know him well enough. That's Mr.
+Pigott."
+
+The individual in the capacious fauteuil wriggled from behind the
+_Times_ an uneasy acknowledgment of my recognition; but if anything
+could be conducive to putting completely at his ease a gentleman who,
+from some cause or another, was troubled in his mind, it would have
+been the dulcet voice in which Mr. Labouchere continued: "The fact is
+that Mr. Pigott has come here, quite unsolicited, to make a full
+confession. I told him that I would listen to nothing he had to say,
+save in the presence of a witness, and, remembering that you lived
+close by, I thought that you would not mind coming here and listening
+to what Mr. Pigott has to confess, which will be taken down, word by
+word, from his dictation in writing." It has been my lot during a
+long and diversified career to have to listen to a large number of
+very queer statements from very queer people; and, by dint of
+experience, you reach at last a stage of stoicism when little, if
+anything, that is imparted to you excites surprise. Mr. Pigott,
+although he had screwed his courage to the sticking place of saying
+that he was going to confess, manifested considerable tardiness in
+orally "owning up." Conscience, we were justified in assuming, had
+{400} gnawed to an extent sufficient to make him disposed to relieve
+his soul from a dreadful burden; but conscience, to all seeming, had
+to gnaw a little longer and a little more sharply ere he absolutely
+gave tongue. So we let him be for about ten minutes. Mr. Labouchere
+kindled another cigarette. I lighted a cigar.
+
+At length Mr. Pigott stood up and came forward into the light, by the
+side of Mr. Labouchere's writing-table. He did not change colour; he
+did not blench; but when--out of the fulness of his heart, no
+doubt--his mouth spake, it was in a low, half-musing tone, more at
+first as though he were talking to himself than to any auditors. By
+degrees, however, his voice rose, his diction became more fluent. It
+is only necessary that, in this place, I should say that, in
+substance, Pigott confessed that he had forged the letters alleged to
+have been written by Mr. Parnell; and he minutely described the
+manner in which he, and he alone, had executed the forgeries in
+question. Whether the man with the bald head and the eyeglass in the
+library at Grosvenor Gardens was telling the truth or was uttering
+another batch of infernal lies it is not for me to determine. No
+pressure was put upon him, no leading questions were asked him, and
+he went on quietly and continuously to the end of a story which I
+should have thought amazing had I not had occasion to hear many more
+tales even more astounding. He was not voluble, but he was
+collected, clear, and coherent; nor, although he repeatedly confessed
+to forgery, fraud, deception, and misrepresentation, did he seem
+overcome with anything approaching active shame. His little
+peccadilloes were plainly owned, but he appeared to treat them more
+as incidental weakness than as extraordinary acts of wickedness.
+
+When he had come to the end of his statement Mr. Labouchere left the
+library for a few minutes to obtain a little refreshment. It was a
+great relief to me when he came back, for, when Pigott and I were
+left together, there came over me a vague dread that he might
+disclose his complicity with the Rye House Plot, or that he would
+admit that he had been the executioner of King Charles I. The
+situation was rather embarrasing; the time might have been tided over
+by whistling, but unfortunately I never learnt to whistle. It would
+have been rude to read a book; and besides, to do so would have
+necessitated my taking my eyes off {401} Mr. Pigott, and I never took
+them off him. We did get into conversation, but our talk was curt
+and trite. He remarked, first taking up that so-often-conned
+_Times_, that the London papers were inconveniently large. This,
+being a self-evident proposition, met with no response from me, but
+on his proceeding to say, in quite a friendly manner, that I must
+have found the afternoon's interview rather stupid work, I replied
+that, on the contrary, so far as I was concerned, I had found it
+equally amusing and instructive. Then the frugal Mr. Labouchere
+coming back with his mouth full, we went to business again. The
+whole of Pigott's confession, beginning with the declaration that he
+had made it uninvited and without any pecuniary consideration, was
+read over to him line by line and word by word. He made no
+correction or alteration whatsoever. The confession covered several
+sheets of paper, and to each sheet he affixed his initials. Finally,
+at the bottom of the completed document he signed his name beneath
+which I wrote mine as a witness.[3]
+
+
+The history of the Commission subsequent to Pigott's disappearance
+does not belong to this biography. It is enough to say that it
+terminated its business on November 20, 1889, after having sat no
+less than 126 times.
+
+On the 8th of March, eight days after his last appearance in the
+witness-box, the news of Pigott's suicide reached London. It
+appeared that after his interview with Mr. Labouchere and Mr. Sala,
+he treated himself to an evening's amusement at the Alhambra Music
+Hall. He left on Monday morning for Paris, whence he posted the
+envelope containing his confession and other enclosures to Mr.
+Shannon. He reached Madrid on Thursday, where he put up at the Hotel
+des Ambassadeurs, and spent the afternoon and following morning in
+visiting the churches and picture galleries. He would not have been
+tracked so quickly by the detectives if he had not sent a wire to Mr.
+Shannon--the Dublin solicitor who had assisted Mr. Soames--asking for
+the money "you promised me," which gave the clue to his {402}
+whereabouts. On the following afternoon, when he was informed by the
+hotel interpreter that a police officer wanted him, he retired to his
+bedroom and shot himself through the brain.[4]
+
+Richard Pigott had one redeeming feature in his character--unless his
+complete lack of self-consciousness in evil doing be counted as
+another--an intense love for his motherless children. There were
+four of these. Mr. Labouchere's compassion for the wretched man had
+early been aroused in connection with the really pathetic state of
+his domestic affairs, and, although his "underground" relations with
+Pigott prevented him from being able to promise definitely to give
+him any assistance for his children in the event of the _Times_ or
+Parnell prosecuting him as a consequence of his confession, it is
+easily to be imagined that Pigott would have perceived during his
+visits to Grosvenor Gardens the extraordinary tenderness of feeling
+that Mr. Labouchere could never conceal where there was a question of
+any suffering to be saved to a child. In his examination by Sir
+Charles Russell Mr. Labouchere had said: "Pigott said to me, 'I shall
+go to prison, but perhaps I am better there than anywhere else; the
+only thing I regret is the position of my children, who will starve.'
+I said: 'Well, I think they won't starve, or anything of that sort,
+but if you want me to make any terms about your children, you must
+not expect it from me.'" Poor puzzled Pigott! He had done
+everything he could to please every one round him, and yet he could
+get no one at this crisis to do the one thing that would have set his
+fluttering mind at ease. No one would promise to befriend the four
+little boys at Kingstown. Truly, as he had told Mr. Labouchere, he
+was in a terrible mess.
+
+But as soon as the poor fellow was dead, and his motives could no
+longer be impugned by the vigilant Tories, Mr. Labouchere set himself
+with energy to see that the children were cared for. He sent a
+friend to Kingstown to report to {403} him on the condition of the
+orphans, and she wrote to him as follows: "I had a long chat with the
+housekeeper who is to my mind an excellent woman. A more
+self-forgetful creature I never saw, and nobody ever wrapped truths
+in softer garments. She pitied her master. She says that Pigott
+adored these children, and that it was his desire to give them
+comforts and education which drove him into such crimes. I do hope
+that something will be done for these poor friendless children, to
+whom the father was a most indulgent parent. I saw lying in the room
+little toy yachts and tricycles, bearing evidence that there was
+softness as well as weakness in the character of the dead man. The
+only relative that the housekeeper knows of is an uncle, who holds a
+good position under the Government. She wrote to him and got no
+reply." A fund was started for the benefit of the children, and in
+the pages of _Truth_ Mr. Labouchere pleaded their cause with
+eloquence. In May Archbishop Walsh wrote to him as follows:
+
+
+ 4 RUTLAND SQUARE,
+ DUBLIN, May 23, 1889.
+
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,--There are two ways in which effect can be given
+to your charitable purpose. The trust can be executed direct through
+me, or I can arrange to have the matter carried out by the parish
+priests of the place where Pigott lived--Glasthule close by
+Kingstown, Dublin. I may say to you that two generous offers were
+made to me immediately after the suicide. One was a proposal to take
+charge of the two elder boys with a view to their emigration to the
+U.S. or Canada, where something would be done to give them a fair
+start. The other was an offer to take one of the younger children
+and practically to provide for this little fellow by an informal
+adoption.
+
+In both cases I pointed out that there is, I fear, a serious
+difficulty in the way of my interfering in any prominent way in the
+case, and indeed in the interference of anyone who is an active
+sympathizer (as was the case in the two offers) with Home Rule, etc.
+
+{404}
+
+The Liberal Unionists of Dublin who brought the unfortunate father
+into temptation have a heavy responsibility towards the poor
+children. It is worse than mean of them to shirk it. But they not
+only shirk it, they try to throw the responsibility on to the other
+side. The insinuation made by many of them is that Pigott was got
+out of the country by sympathizers with Mr. Parnell, and that the
+suicide even may have been managed for a consideration.
+
+A very serious question then arises as to what can be prudently done
+in the case of the children. Of course they must not be neglected.
+But, so far as I can see, there is no present danger on that score.
+The two elder boys are at school at Clongowes, a high-class school
+for lay pupils, conducted by the Jesuit Fathers. Their schoolfellows
+have, throughout the whole case, shown a splendid spirit towards
+them. The two younger boys are safely placed in charge of the former
+housekeeper in a place where they are not known, not far from Dublin.
+
+My advice would be to let matters lie until the school holiday time
+comes on, about the beginning of July.
+
+In the meantime I shall communicate with the persons who made the
+offers of which I have told you.
+
+When the case comes to be dealt with, I should suggest that the best
+way to act would be through Canon Harold, the parish priest.
+
+Meanwhile should not something be done through the newspapers to work
+up the call, which can be most legitimately made, on the Irish
+Liberal Unionists to do at all events something really substantial in
+the case?--I remain, dear Mr. Labouchere, faithfully yours,
+
+WILLIAM WALSH, Archbishop of Dublin.
+
+
+The statement of Dr. Walsh that there were people in Dublin who
+insinuated that Pigott had been got out of the country by the friends
+of the Nationalists seems almost incredible, but it is a fact that,
+even in England, in country places, lectures were given, under the
+auspices of the Primrose League, to persuade rural voters, who might
+have been reading the newspapers, that the forgery of the Pigott
+letters {405} had never been proved, and even more ridiculous
+statements were made in some places. Mr. Labouchere wrote in _Truth_
+on March 7:
+
+
+I feel it my duty solemnly to affirm that (incredible as it may
+appear to Primrose Dames) I did not bribe Pigott to commit suicide by
+promising him an annuity. It is somewhat fortunate for me that I can
+prove an alibi; otherwise I make no doubt that I should have been
+accused of having been concealed in Pigott's room at Madrid, and
+having shot him. Well, well, I suppose that allowance must be made
+for the crew of idiots who have gone about vowing that the _Times_
+forgeries were genuine letters, and who are now grovelling in the
+mire that they have prepared for themselves.
+
+Nothing can exceed my sorrow that we were not privileged to hear in
+court the evidence of the expert in handwriting, Inglis. So great,
+indeed, is my regret that I will willingly (if the _Times_ is in want
+of money) pay the sum of £20 for his "proof." I have always regarded
+these experts as the most dreary of humbugs, and in this view I am
+now confirmed. I myself subjected the photographs of the _Times_
+forgeries to the limelight in a magic-lantern, and I soon discovered
+that there were signs of tracing. In some of the words--and
+particularly in the signatures--there is a small white line, where
+the ink had not taken over the tracing. If Inglis had done the same,
+he would not probably have made so ridiculous a fool of himself.
+
+
+It must be owned that Mr. Labouchere made himself exceedingly
+annoying in the pages of _Truth_ on the subject of the forged
+letters. His taunts and scathing witticisms at the expense of the
+prosecuting side and Messrs. Soames, Houston & Co. were almost past
+enduring, and more than one apology was furiously demanded of him, to
+which he usually replied by heaping more ridicule on the unfortunate,
+writhing victim. Some abortive attempts were made to hoax him and
+make a fool of him as he succeeded so frequently in doing of others.
+In the winter of 1889 a somewhat unpleasant case was brought before
+the Central Criminal {406} Court, the only event of public interest
+connected with which was the departure from England of a well-known
+nobleman on the very eve of the day that the warrant was issued for
+his arrest, and it was in connection with this affair that someone
+tried to put salt on Labby's tail. Whoever the joker was he must
+have felt rather sold when he read the following paragraph in the
+next issue of Labby's journal;
+
+
+I have received through the post the following letter and enclosure.
+Evidently someone is attempting to Pigott me. I do not hesitate to
+say that the letters are not from those by whom they profess to be
+written. It is really shameful that two such good men and true as
+Lord Salisbury and Mr. Houston should be selected for this
+reprehensible hoax.
+
+
+ PRIMROSE LEAGUE CENTRAL OFFICES,
+ VICTORIA STREET.
+
+SIR, I enclose you an autograph letter of Lord Salisbury. I obtained
+it from a man of the name of Hammond, whom I promised to reward if he
+could get me any letters likely to injure the character of Tory
+leaders. He tells me that a client of his in Cleveland Street called
+upon him and produced it from a black bag. I have already offered
+the letter to Lord Hartington and to the Editor of the _Pall Mall
+Gazette_, but they have both declined to have anything to do with it.
+If you use it I must request you to send me a cheque for £1000, and
+you must pledge yourself never to give up the name of Hammond. He is
+a very worthy man, and he fears that if it were known that he had
+given me the letter some Tory would shoot him.--Your obedient servant,
+
+E. C. HOUSTON.
+
+(_Enclosure_)
+
+HATFIELD HOUSE, Oct., 17.
+
+MY DEAR LORD***,--There is a good deal of evidence against you,
+although the Lord Chancellor and the Attorney-General have decided
+that the evidence of identity is not sufficient, but I hear a rumour
+that more evidence can be obtained. I can count upon the Chancellor
+standing to his guns, but I am not quite so sure of Webster. He, you
+know, will have to answer that {407} scoundrel Labouchere in the
+House of Commons, when he brings on the subject and he is getting
+shaky. Perhaps he will be forced to issue a warrant.--Yours very
+truly,
+
+SALISBURY.
+
+
+Another hoax practised on Mr. Labouchere came off, and a considerable
+time elapsed before the perpetrator of it was discovered. He
+eventually turned out to be a member of one of the most staid and
+respectable clubs in London. Here is the story of the hoax, as Mr.
+Labouchere related it in _Truth_:
+
+
+During the last few weeks I have received a number of anonymous
+letters, all in the same handwriting, couched in terms the reverse of
+complimentary. Some of them were on the paper of the East India
+United Service Club, St. James's Square. This did not trouble me, as
+I receive so many of such letters that I am accustomed to them. On
+Thursday last, however, my anonymous friend sent orders signed in my
+name to a number of tradesmen desiring them to send me goods. He
+ordered two hearses each with two mourning coaches, and requested a
+representative of the cremation company to call and arrange for my
+cremation. He also ordered a marriage cake of Messrs. Buzzard, a bed
+of Messrs. Shoolbred furniture of Messrs. Maple, Messrs. Druce, and
+Messrs. Barker & Co.; coal of Messrs. Whiteley, Ricketts, Herbert
+Clarke & Co.; Cockerell & Lee; a coat of Mr. Cording, caps of Messrs.
+Lincoln & Bennett, a billiard table of Messrs. Thurston, prints of
+Messrs. Clifford, carpets of Messrs. Swan & Edgar, beer, spirits, and
+wine from several firms, some of which was delivered, and a vast
+number of other goods from West End houses, including an umbilical
+belt for hernia from a city firm. He also sent letters to various
+physicians in my name, and they have favoured me in reply with
+prescriptions for divers diseases. He further engaged cabins for me
+to India and to the United States. Not content with this he ordered
+a salmon to be sent in my name to Mr. Gladstone, a Stilton cheese to
+Sir William Harcourt, a travelling bag to Mr. Asquith, and a haunch
+of venison to Sir George Trevelyan. And he supplemented these
+liberal orders {408} by issuing invitations in the name of a mythical
+niece to a party at Twickenham and a dinner at my London house. All
+this is far more annoying to the tradesmen than it is to me, and I
+would therefore suggest to my friend to revert to his old plan of
+anonymous letters. Neither of the hearses came, owing to
+representatives of the firms having called to know how many men would
+be required to carry my corpse downstairs. Had the hearse arrived it
+would have been curious, as the mutes would probably have disputed in
+which I was to be moved off, and would have had to appeal to me
+eating my marriage cake and arrayed in my umbilical belt to decide to
+which I would give my preference.
+
+
+
+[1] Barry O'Brien, _Life of Lord Russell of Killowen._
+
+[2] Macdonald, _Diary of the Parnell Commission._
+
+[3] _Life of Sala_, written by himself, vol. ii.
+
+[4] Macdonald, _Diary of the Parnell Commission._
+
+
+
+
+{409}
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+MR. LABOUCHERE NOT INCLUDED IN THE CABINET
+
+There is no doubt about the fact that Mr. Labouchere was always at
+his best when he was in Opposition. This characteristic was not
+peculiar to him, but was shared by Sir William Harcourt, and, in a
+marked degree, by Lord Randolph Churchill. During the six years of
+Lord Salisbury's second administration (August, 1886-August, 1892),
+he stood out prominently as a man of ability and independent courage
+in what was an extremely weak and inefficient Opposition. Always
+true to his Radical principles, he protested ably whenever the
+questions of Civil Service estimates were to the fore--the expenses
+incurred in the removal or restoration of diplomatic and consular
+buildings, or in the organisation of missions and embassies to
+foreign countries, all the involved expenditure that is comprehended
+under the term, so mysterious to the lay mind, of "miscellaneous
+legal buildings," in the upkeep of the royal parks and palaces. The
+annual expenditure for the warming and lighting of Kew Palace
+especially aroused his ire. He had, he said, hunted for the building
+and at last perceived over an iron gate a tumble down,
+depressed-looking house in which he could not imagine that anyone
+less insane than George III. in his later years could be expected to
+wish to reside, and if there were any such, they might, at least,
+warm and light themselves without any application to the British
+taxpayer. As for Kensington Palace, to vote an annual sum for its
+{410} maintenance was merely dropping water into a bottomless well.
+It was dilapidated and useless. Why not pull it down or turn it into
+a large restaurant--an investment which would certainly pay--and put
+money into the taxpayer's pockets for a change? Of course he should
+advocate that only temperance drinks should be sold upon the
+premises, but even with that restriction a profit would be certain.
+Then he would attack the extravagance of the House of Commons. Oil
+lamps in the committee rooms! Were Ministers a species of patron
+saints before whom perpetual lamps had to be kept burning in order to
+secure their favours? Electric light had been installed in the
+House, and yet the annual sum spent on oil lamps was undiminished.
+Perhaps, replied the long-suffering Mr. Plunkett, after the
+expenditure on oil had been ruthlessly gone into and shown to be
+superfluous, the hon. member for Northampton will soon be a Minister
+himself and will then know the awkwardness of attending in the House
+from three in the afternoon to one in the morning and having to turn
+up or down an oil lamp every time he went from one room to another.
+In short, Mr. Labouchere's obstructionary tactics were magnificent.
+
+His speeches on the Triple Alliance were marked by an intimate
+knowledge of European politics acquired by a long and sympathetic
+frequentation of the best politicians in Europe and as different as
+possible from the accumulation of facts out of text-books which
+formed the mental equipment on the subject of many of his colleagues.
+The point of departure of his first speech on the Triple Alliance was
+a statement made in the Italian Parliament on May 14, 1891, by a
+deputy named Chiala to the effect that the Italian position was now
+secure by land and sea, English interests being identical with
+Italian. On June 2, 1891, he asked Sir James Fergusson whether
+special undertakings were entered into in 1887 between England and
+Italy of such importance as to justify Signor Chiala's remark, which
+had met with no challenge in the Italian Chamber, and he spoke {411}
+with characteristic eloquence both then and on July 9, against the
+renewal of the Triple Alliance, which obliged England, he said, to
+side with Italy against France, under the pretext of maintaining the
+status quo in the Mediterranean. Mr. Gladstone wrote him the
+following letter on the subject:
+
+
+HAWARDEN CASTLE, CHESTER, July 11, 1891.
+
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,--So far as I can understand I think you have
+left the question of the Triple Alliance and our relation to it
+standing well in itself and well for us. If ever there was a
+complication from which England ought to stand absolutely aloof it is
+this. I would take for a proof apart from all others the astounding
+letter of Mr. Stead in yesterday's _Pall Mall Gazette_, who founds an
+European policy on the isolation of France still perhaps at the head
+of continental civilisation. I fear with you that Salisbury has
+given virtual pledges for himself which in all likelihood he will
+never even be called upon to redeem, and which Parliament and members
+of Parliament may with perfect propriety object to his redeeming.
+What a little surprises me is that the Italians should not better
+understand the frailty of the foundation on which I fear they have
+built their hopes.
+
+In the _Daily News_ yesterday Mr. White says the alliance was first
+concluded in 1882. If so it was certainly without our approbation, I
+think without our knowledge.--Yours faithfully,
+
+W. E. GLADSTONE.
+
+
+In Mr. Labouchere's attacks on Lord Salisbury's Foreign Office
+administration, he found many of the opportunities which he loved of
+pouring ridicule upon the whole institution of diplomacy. He told
+the Committee, during the discussion on the Foreign Office vote, how
+the service is recruited. A friend of his, he said, who reached the
+top of his profession, presented himself for examination. Of the
+questions put before him he could answer none, being completely
+ignorant of the subjects upon which they were supposed to test him.
+Great was his surprise when the results of the examination {412} were
+made known. He found himself not only passed but at the top of the
+list of candidates. "How can these things be?" he asked the examiner
+when he next met him. "Well," replied the great man, "we saw you
+knew nothing, but your manner was so free from constraint under what
+to some people would have been embarrassing circumstances, that we
+decided: 'That's the very man to make a diplomatist,' and so we
+passed you." That this little anecdote was introduced to the notice
+of Sir James Fergusson as a prelude to Mr. Labouchere's bland
+explanation that, according to his personal experience,
+Under-Secretaries for Foreign Affairs and members of the diplomatic
+body generally were of all men the most ignorant, did not rob it of
+any of its sting. Across the Channel, Mr. Labouchere's abilities,
+where foreign politics were concerned, were rated at their true
+value. In February, 1892, the _Voltaire_ published a long article
+dealing with the personality of this "remarkable man" and his
+knowledge of European affairs, which concluded with these words: "Mr.
+Labouchere is one of those grand Englishmen who do credit both to the
+party which they defend and to the party which they condescend to
+attack. Moreover, shortly he will be a member of the Cabinet, and
+Mr. Gladstone depends on his co-operation to finish the last struggle
+with the dying Tory party."
+
+That Mr. Labouchere's name was not included in Mr. Gladstone's
+Cabinet of 1892 was an omission that struck not only European
+politicians but the public of England, both Conservative and Radical,
+as curious. Mr. Gladstone, who had intended him to have one of the
+most important offices in the Cabinet (not the Post Office, as has
+been so often asserted), was himself taken aback, and so much so that
+when he was made aware that the Queen would object to Mr.
+Labouchere's name being submitted to her, he went the length of
+privately asking Mr. Labouchere to write him a letter stating that he
+should not accept office were it offered to him. Had Mr. Labouchere
+been under the necessity of {413} wishing to improve his political
+position in the country, there is no doubt that this would have been
+his opportunity for doing so. Such a course of action would have
+appeared to the superficial observer to fit in with his Radical
+principles, and he could have pretended to his followers that he
+considered his power greater below the gangway than on the pedestal
+of office, and (a matter, however, which was of supreme indifference
+to him) his enemies could not have pointed the finger of scorn at
+him. Incidentally, too, Mr. Gladstone would have been saved from an
+imputation of ingratitude to a follower who had stood by him, through
+thick and thin, to win the cause that the Grand Old Man had nearest
+his heart, to wit, Home Rule for Ireland, and a follower, who,
+throughout a long and original political career, had never once
+failed towards his leader in any detail of the minutiæ that went to
+make up the etiquette of political intercourse in the last century.
+But, as Mr. Labouchere explained to a near relative at the time, he
+couldn't stand the humbug of the suggestion, and he would, moreover,
+have been pledged to support the Ministry. Besides, that the Queen
+should have objected to him was not a surprise. Nobody was able to
+appreciate better than himself, with his tolerant view of human
+nature, the fact that tastes differ, and to realise more fully that,
+in so far as personal feelings went, he might very easily be a
+_persona ingrata_ where Court favour was concerned. "So that the
+good ship _Democracy_ sails prosperously into Joppa," he wrote at the
+time, "I care not whether my berth is in the officers' quarters or in
+the forecastle. Jones or Jonah it is all the same to me, and if I
+thought that my being thrown overboard would render the success of
+the voyage more certain, overboard I would go with pleasure--all the
+more as I can swim." But, in his surmise as to why the Queen had
+objected to him he was mistaken, and he did not know the real reason
+until several years afterwards. He imagined it was because he had so
+persistently protested against the Royal grants, whenever {414} they
+had appeared to him excessive.[1] It is difficult to see why Mr.
+Gladstone, _having told him as much as he did_, did not tell him
+more--to wit, the actual facts. It would have been perfectly
+straightforward and perfectly consistent, and the explanation was one
+that Mr. Labouchere could have accepted with dignity, and all
+appearance of a slight put upon an eminent politician, by treating
+him as a nobody to be passed over without any kind of justification,
+would have been avoided. The fact of Mr. Labouchere's being the
+proprietor of and "chief writer" in _Truth_ was the ground of the
+Queen's objection, and if my readers have followed the course of this
+biography with care, they will very easily be able to imagine how
+early, and also how very reasonably, the Queen's dislike to the
+publication had taken root.
+
+Mr. Labouchere's jest about Mr. Gladstone laying upon Providence the
+responsibility of always placing the ace of trumps up his sleeve was
+a good one. In one of his private letters I find the quip worded a
+little more pungently. "Who cannot refrain," he says, referring to
+the then Prime Minister, "from perpetually bringing an ace down his
+sleeve, even when he has only to play fair to win the trick."
+Clearly in the case of the exclusion of Mr. Labouchere from his
+Cabinet, Mr. Gladstone had only to play a simple and straightforward
+game for the trick to be his. In fact, it was his with the Queen.
+There was no necessity for any further ruse, and the matter would
+have ended.
+
+{415}
+
+Mr. Labouchere, still in the dark about the reason of the slight put
+upon him, replied thus to one of his supporters at Northampton, who
+questioned him as to the fact that he was not included in the
+Cabinet. He seems to have made an effort to put the matter as well
+as he could for his leader:
+
+
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, Aug. 19, 1892.
+
+DEAR MR. TONSLEY,--The Queen expressed so strong a feeling against me
+as one of her Ministers that, as I understand it, Mr. Gladstone did
+not think it desirable to submit my name to her.--Yours truly,
+
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+The following correspondence ensued. In reading it, it must always
+be borne in mind that Mr. Labouchere did not at that time know the
+precise grounds upon which he had been excluded from the Cabinet:
+
+
+_Mr. Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HAWARDEN CASTLE, Aug. 22, 1892.
+
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,--My attention has been called to a letter
+addressed by you to Mr. Tonsley, and printed in the _Times_ of
+to-day, and I have to assure you that the understanding which has
+been conveyed to you is not correct. I am alone responsible for
+recommendations submitted to Her Majesty respecting the tenure of
+political office, or of the absence of such recommendation in any
+given instance. I was aware of the high position you had created for
+yourself in the House of Commons and of the presumption which would
+naturally arise that your name could not fail to be considered on any
+occasion when a Government had to be formed. I gave accordingly my
+best consideration to the subject, and I arrived at the conclusion
+that there were incidents in your case which, while they testified to
+your energy and influence, were in no degree disparaging to your
+honour, but which appeared to me to render it unfit that I should ask
+your leave to submit your name to Her Majesty for a political {416}
+office which would involve your becoming a servant of the
+Crown.--Believe me very faithfully yours,
+
+W. E. GLADSTONE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Gladstone_
+
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, Aug. 23, 1892.
+
+DEAR MR. GLADSTONE,--I beg to acknowledge your letter of yesterday's
+date, and to thank you for its kindly tone towards myself. I had
+been away from home, and only got it when it was too late to alter
+anything that I had written for this week's _Truth_ upon the matter,
+as the paper goes to press on Tuesday at 12 o'clock. I feel sure
+that you will recognise that I have never asked you--directly or
+indirectly--for any post in your administration. I should indeed not
+have alluded publicly to the the matter, owing to its personal
+character, had it not been that the newspapers were discussing why I
+was not asked to become a member of your administration, the
+implication being that I had urged "claims," and that I resented
+their being ignored. I fully perceive the difficulty of your
+position, and, whilst I cannot admit that the Sovereign has a right
+to impose any veto on the Prime Minister that she has selected in the
+choice of his colleagues, I admire your chivalry in covering the
+Royal action by assuming the constitutional responsibility of a
+proceeding, in regard to which I must ask you to allow me to retain
+the conviction that you were not a free agent.
+
+With respect to myself, it is a matter of absolute unimportance that
+I am not a servant of the Crown, or--as we Radicals should put it--an
+Executive servant of the Nation. The precedent, however, is a
+dangerous one, as circumstances might occur in which the Royal
+ostracism of some particular person from the public service might
+impair the efficiency of a Liberal Ministry representing views not in
+accordance with Court opinion. Of this there is no danger in the
+present case. My personality is too insignificant to have any
+influence on public affairs, and I am--if I may be allowed to say
+so--far too stalwart a Radical not to support an administration which
+I trust will secure to us Home Rule in Ireland; true non-intervention
+abroad; and many democratic reforms in the United Kingdom. My only
+regret {417} is that the Liberal party has not seen its way to
+include many other and more drastic reforms in its programme, notably
+the abolition of the House of Lords and the Disendowment and
+Disestablishment of the Church of England.
+
+It will always be a source of pride to me that you thought me worthy
+of being one of your colleagues, and that, in regard to the incidents
+which rendered it impossible for you to act in accordance with this
+flattering opinion, you consider that they testify to my energy and
+influence, and are in no way disparaging to my honour.
+
+With the sincerest hope that you may long be preserved as the
+People's Minister, I have the honour to be yours most faithfully,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+HAWARDEN CASTLE, Aug. 25, 1892.
+
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,--I cannot hesitate to answer your appeal. At no
+time and in no form have I had from you any signification of a desire
+for office. You do me personally more than justice. My note to you
+is nothing more nor less than a true and succinct statement of the
+facts as well as the constitutional doctrine which applies to them.
+I quite agree with you that men in office are the political servants
+of the country, as well as of the Crown. There are incidents
+attaching to them in each aspect, and I mentioned the capacity which
+alone touched the case before me.--Believe me very faithfully yours,
+
+W. E. GLADSTONE.
+
+
+It would be idle to deny that the fact of not being in the Cabinet
+was, temporarily, a very great disappointment to Mr. Labouchere.
+Faithful Northampton forwarded to him, through the Executive of their
+Liberal Association, the following resolution, the sentiment and
+kindly feeling of which was appreciated to the full by Northampton's
+member: "That this Executive records its warmest praise for the
+brilliant defences of democracy put forth by the senior member {418}
+for Northampton, and rejoices at his fealty to the ties of party,
+notwithstanding the personal affront of unrequited services; and,
+further, it is more than satisfied that, by this tactical error, he
+continues free to serve the cause of the people, in which in the past
+he has so signally distinguished himself." It was to Northampton
+that Mr. Labouchere frankly expressed where the real sting of his
+treatment by his party lay: "Mr. Gladstone handsomely testified," he
+said, "that I had never asked for office. It is, however, one thing
+not to desire office, and another thing to be stigmatised as a
+political leper unfitted for it owing to incidents which, while
+testifying to my energy and influence are in no way disparaging to my
+honour."[2]
+
+Mr. Labouchere spent his summer holiday as usual at Cadenabbia, and
+his mind soon resumed its equable habit of thought. The return of
+Sir Charles Dilke to the House of Commons had been a genuine pleasure
+to him, and he was in constant correspondence with him during his
+holiday, which he extended some weeks beyond its usual limits. His
+letters dealt largely with the, to him, all-absorbing subject of the
+renewal of the Triple Alliance.
+
+"Notwithstanding," he wrote on September 17, "the excitement about
+the Italian workmen in France (which has now cooled down) I very much
+doubt whether the King will be able for long to keep going the Triple
+Alliance. The customs Union with Austria has not been a success, and
+the taxes are so enormous that there must come a crash. The
+Socialists and the Anarchists are joined by many who simply want to
+live, and who put down the heavy taxation and the want of a market to
+the policy of the Government. As for the Army, it is not worth much,
+as they have depleted the line regiments of good men in order to form
+a few crack regiments. If the French were to play their cards well,
+they might soon force the King into a friendly understanding. I
+{419} wonder when Parliament will meet next year, if it sits until
+Xmas. I suspect that our revered leader is angling to be able to get
+south in January and possibly February. If he can he will dodge
+every question except H.R."
+
+Another sentence from a letter to the same correspondent I cannot
+resist quoting. It is so easy to picture how very much he must have
+enjoyed reading the German and Italian papers to which he refers, for
+the details of the great Italian statesman's policy were almost like
+spelling-book knowledge to him. "I have been amused," he wrote on
+September 10, "at the comments of the German and Italian papers upon
+Mr. Gladstone's declaration that Cavour would have been for Irish
+Home Rule." Here is another charming letter written from Cadenabbia:
+"A man who is owned by a dog has a troublous time. I am owned by a
+child, who is owned by a dog. I have a daughter. This daughter
+insisted on my buying her a puppy which she saw in the arms of some
+dog stealer when we were at Homburg. My advice to parents is, Never
+allow your parental feelings to lead you to buy your daughter a dog,
+and then to travel about with daughter and dog. This puppy is the
+bane of my existence. Railroad companies do not issue through
+tickets for dogs. The unfortunate traveller has to jump out every
+hour or so to buy a fresh ticket. I tried to hide the beast away
+without a ticket, but it always betrayed me by barking when the guard
+looked in. I tried to leave it at a station, but the creature (who
+adds blind fidelity to its other objectionable qualities) always
+turned up before the train started, affectionately barking and
+wagging its tail. The puppy, being an infant, is often sick,
+generally at the most undesirable moments for this sort of thing to
+happen. When it is not sick it is either hungry or thirsty, and it
+is very particular about its food. I find bones surreptitiously
+secreted in my pockets. I am told that they are for the puppy, and
+if I throw them away I am regarded as a heartless monster. Yesterday
+he ate a portion of my sponge. I did not interfere with him, for I
+had heard {420} that sponges were fatal to dogs. It disagreed with
+him, but alas, he recovered. I take him out with me in boats, in the
+hope that he will leap into the lake, but he sticks to the boat. I
+am reduced to such a condition on account of this cur that I
+sympathise with Bill Sikes in his objection to being followed
+everywhere by his faithful dog. Am I doomed, I ask, to be for ever
+pestered with this animal? Will he never be lost, will he never be
+run over, will he recover from the distemper if fortune favours me by
+his having this malady? Never, I repeat, buy your daughter a dog,
+and travel with daughter and dog."[3]
+
+Mr. Labouchere did not return to London before the middle of October.
+The question of foreign affairs interested him unceasingly throughout
+Mr. Gladstone's fourth administration. When the composition of Mr.
+Gladstone's Cabinet had been published in the continental papers,
+many comments had been made upon the appointment of Lord Rosebery to
+be Foreign Secretary, and the _Temps_ published a pointed leading
+article on the subject. It declared that Lord Rosebery was regarded
+by many persons as the incarnation of Imperialism and Chauvinism, but
+it went on to reassure its readers by saying that after all, as Mr.
+Gladstone would be so occupied with his Home Rule scheme and minor
+social questions, the hankerings of the Foreign Office after national
+glory would be suppressed. In any case, it added, Mr. Labouchere
+will, if necessary, criticise and protest against dangerous ardour.
+The subject of Uganda occupied the English Parliament early in 1903,
+and Mr. Labouchere moved an amendment to the Address to the effect
+that he hoped that the Commissioner sent by Her Majesty to Uganda
+would effect the evacuation of that country by the British South
+African Company without any further Imperial responsibility being
+incurred. He gave an account of how the treaty with the King of
+Uganda had been obtained, culled from Captain Lugard's own report.
+Captain Lugard {421} arrived in the country, he said, with a
+considerable force of Zanzibaris with breech-loaders and two Maxim
+guns. A warm discussion arose on many points. Some of the chiefs
+were for signing, but the King held back and giggled and fooled. He
+demanded time. "I replied," reported Lugard, "by rapping the table
+and speaking loudly, and said he must sign now. I threatened to
+leave the next day if he did not, and possibly to go to his enemies.
+I pointed out to him that he had lost the southern half of his
+kingdom to the Germans by his delay, and that he would lose more if
+he delayed now. He was, I think, scared at my manner, and trembled
+very violently." ... And so on. The speech was one of remarkable
+power. Although it covers over ten pages of _Hansard_, the reader's
+interest does not flag for an instant. It was replied to by the
+Prime Minister with appreciation and vigour.
+
+On February 13 Mr. Gladstone introduced his Home Rule Bill,[4] and
+the speech Mr. Labouchere made during the debate is his last
+utterance on the subject that I shall quote. He was true to his
+great leader to the very end, although that end had been extended to
+a date far beyond the period that might reasonably have been
+expected. It was a remarkable fact, said Mr. Labouchere, that in
+1886 they were told that Home Rule would ruin Ireland and the proof
+was that securities had gone down. They were now told that Home Rule
+would ruin Ireland because securities had gone up! As a matter of
+fact, balances at savings banks had gone up because of certain Land
+Acts and Rent Acts, by which a good deal of money which used to go
+into the landlord's pockets now went into the savings bank.... A
+matter like the Home Rule scheme was necessarily very complicated.
+They had two islands, one a large one and one a small one. The {422}
+object of the Bill was to enable them to produce such a state of
+things as would enable them to have a local Parliament in Ireland
+dealing alone with Irish matters, and a Parliament in England dealing
+with British local matters, and also with Imperial matters. It was
+very much like trying to put a square peg into a round hole. He
+quite agreed that the angles of the peg would remain. They could not
+get the fit geometrically perfect, but the great object was to get
+the best fit they could under the circumstances. It must always be
+remembered in this matter of Home Rule that they had to choose
+between two alternatives. After the Bill of 1886 the Unionists went
+before the country saying that there was a third course, that of some
+species of local government. When they got into power where was the
+third course? It entirely disappeared.... The Duke of Devonshire
+had tried to terrify them the other night about the House of Lords,
+that the House was going to defend the liberties of the United
+Kingdom by running counter to the will of the people. For his part,
+he had never been strongly in favour of an assembly like the House of
+Lords. He could not understand why some six hundred gentlemen should
+interfere with the decisions of the representatives of the people.
+If they did they would find that additional force would be given to
+the intention of the democracy to put an end to their existence.[5]
+It is interesting to note that in this, his last Parliament, the
+Prime Minister himself was converted to Mr. Labouchere's views on the
+Upper Chamber. When his Home Rule Bill was thrown out by the Lords,
+and his Parish Councils Bill maimed and emasculated, he came to the
+conclusion that there was a decisive case against the House of Lords.
+"Upon the whole, he argued," says Lord Morley, "it was not too much
+to say for practical purposes the Lords had destroyed the work of the
+House of Commons, unexampled as that work was in the time and pains
+bestowed upon it. 'I suggested dissolution to my colleagues in
+London, where half {423} or more than half the Cabinet were found at
+the moment. I received by telegraph a hopelessly adverse reply.'
+Reluctantly he let the idea drop, always maintaining, however, that a
+signal opportunity had been lost."[6]
+
+In spite of Mr. Labouchere's activity during the winter of 1892-3 his
+health was not good. He suffered from constant colds and coughs, and
+his throat, too, was troublesome. The desire for change was upon
+him, and his mind went back to the happy days of his youth in
+America. He would have liked to be made Minister at Washington. The
+idea had occurred to him at Cadenabbia when some American friends had
+suggested to him how popular such an appointment would be on the
+other side of the Atlantic. The climate would have suited him, and,
+above all, the friction which was so inevitable between him and the
+Cabinet would have been avoided. Washington was quite removed from
+any of those quarters of the globe where Mr. Labouchere's and Lord
+Rosebery's foreign policy might possibly come into collision. But
+his desire was not to be fulfilled. Perhaps naturally, Lord Rosebery
+thought that his appointment to such an important post would look
+rather as if he were trying to get rid of a formidable opponent, or
+at least as if he were trying to bribe him into silence. His refusal
+to grant Mr. Labouchere's request was unqualified, and Mr. Labouchere
+acknowledged the repulse, with his usual philosophic calm.
+"However," he wrote to Lord Rosebery, on December 8, 1892, "as the
+matter rests with you, and as you are averse to the suggestion, I can
+only say that all is for the best in the best of worlds."
+
+Mr. Gladstone resigned the Premiership on March 3, 1894, and Lord
+Rosebery became Prime Minister. The life of the Liberal Government
+was short, and Mr. Labouchere soon found himself again in his native
+air of Opposition, when his old interest in Parliamentary matters
+revived. It was a matter of common knowledge that Mr. Labouchere was
+strongly opposed to the Premiership of Lord Rosebery, as {424} anyone
+possessed of his strong Radical nature was bound to be, but that he
+had anything to do with the snap division which ended Lord Rosebery's
+Ministry[7] is clearly contradicted by an interview which was
+published in the _Globe_ on the very day after the fall of the
+Ministry. The _Globe_ correspondent found Mr. Labouchere in the
+highest spirits smoking his "eternal cigarette" in his study at Old
+Palace Yard. "What do you think of the present condition of things?"
+he asked.
+
+"Well," replied Mr. Labouchere, "I have only just become aware of
+what happened. I was sitting on the terrace yesterday evening just
+about seven with Sir William Harcourt, who was joking about the
+quietness of things, and saying it was a dull day without a crisis,
+when the division bell rang. I said, 'Great Heavens! What's that
+for? I want to get home to dinner.' With that I rushed into the
+division with Sir William, and really didn't know what it was
+about--you know you can get into the Lobby now direct by a special
+door. Well, having recorded my vote I hurried off to the theatre,
+and didn't wait to enter the House. Of course, if I had known what
+was going to happen I should have waited to see the row. I heard
+nothing of the affair until this morning, when I read it here," added
+Mr. Labouchere, pointing to the newspaper beside him.
+
+"I see," said the interviewer, "that you voted with the Government?"
+
+"Oh yes. I want less cartridges--not more, and anything in that
+direction gets my support. As far as I could see it was only a
+rag-tag division."
+
+"Do you mean one of those dinner-time snatches, like your House of
+Lords amendment?"[8]
+
+"Oh no, not even as good as that; just the swing of the pendulum."[9]
+
+{425}
+
+The question on South Africa was soon to agitate England, and all
+matters of lesser interest must be left now to show the impassioned
+part which Mr. Labouchere played in an affair which cannot be said
+even to-day to have found its final solution.
+
+
+
+[1] The following paragraph from one of Mr. Labouchere's Draft
+Reports, composed when he was member of a committee to investigate
+the whole question of Royal grants in 1891, shows how reasonable this
+surmise was:
+
+"In conclusion, your Committee desires to record its emphatic
+opinion, that the cost of the maintenance of the Members of the Royal
+Family is already so great, that under no circumstances should it be
+increased. In its opinion, a majority of Her Majesty's subjects
+regard the present cost of Royalty as excessive, and it deems it,
+therefore, most undesirable to prejudice any decisions that may be
+taken in regard to this cost, when the entire subject will come under
+the cognisance of Parliament, by granting, either directly or
+indirectly, allowances or annuities to any of the grandchildren of
+the Sovereign."
+
+[2] Letter to Mr. Fredk. Covington, Chairman of the Northampton
+Liberal and Radical Association, Sept. 13, 1892.
+
+[3] _Truth_, September, 1892.
+
+[4] The first reading took place on Feb. 20. It was passed through
+Committee on July 27. After a scene of uproar it passed the House of
+Commons on Sept. 2, by a majority of 34. It was thrown out by the
+Lords on Sept. 9, by a majority of 378.
+
+[5] _Hansard_, Feb. 16, 1893, vol. viii., Series 4.
+
+[6] Morley, _Life of Gladstone_, vol. iii.
+
+[7] The Government was defeated on the night of June 21, 1895, upon a
+vote taken in Committee on the Army Estimates.
+
+[8] _The Globe_, June 22, 1895.
+
+[9] On March 13, 1894, Mr. Labouchere had moved an amendment to the
+Address, praying the Queen to withdraw the power of the Lords to veto
+Bills. The division was called during the dinner hour, when the
+House was comparatively empty, and the Government were found to be in
+a minority of 2. Sir William Harcourt, who reproved Mr. Labouchere
+for the levity with which he approached a great constitutional
+question, got out of the dilemma by moving a new Address.
+
+
+
+
+{426}
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+THE WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA
+
+On Sunday, December 29, 1895, an armed force commanded by Dr. Jameson
+and Captain Willoughby invaded the territory of the Republic of the
+Transvaal. The object of the Jameson Raid was to combine with a body
+of disaffected Englishmen, living at Johannesburg, in order to upset
+the Government of the Transvaal, and, thereby, to provoke the
+intervention of the neighbouring British Commissioner, and so lead to
+the remission of the grievances of the Uitlander population. Such
+intervention, in the opinion of those responsible for the Raid, was
+not intended to result in the absorption of the South African
+Republic by the British Empire, though this point has never been made
+altogether clear. The English in Johannesburg, the Uitlanders as
+they were called in Dutch, failed, however, to meet the invaders, and
+Jameson and his men were captured without difficulty by the troops of
+the Republic, and were handed over to the Imperial Government to be
+tried and punished. Subsequently, a select Committee of the House of
+Commons was appointed to investigate the causes of the Raid. The
+Committee, which numbered amongst its members Mr. Labouchere, met for
+the first time on February 5, 1897. The directors of the British
+South Africa Company, Messrs. C. J. Rhodes, Jameson, Alfred Beit,
+Lionel Phillips, and Rutherford Harris, were represented by Counsel.
+Mr. Labouchere frequently told me that he had never felt altogether
+{427} satisfied with the composition of the Committee. There were
+not enough stalwart Radicals on it. It was composed as follows: Sir
+Michael Hicks-Beach, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Mr.
+Chamberlain, the Attorney-General, Mr. Cripps, Sir W. Hart Dyke, Mr.
+Jackson, Mr. Wharton, Mr. George Wyndham, Sir William Harcourt, Sir
+Henry Campbell Bannerman, Messrs. John Ellis, Sidney Buxton, Blake,
+Labouchere, and Bigham (now Lord Mersey). Mr. Labouchere found his
+chief support in Mr. Blake, but even he fell off towards the end, and
+the member for Northampton registered his solitary vote for the
+second reading of the alternative report with which he wished to
+replace that of the chairman. The chairman's report finally adopted
+by the Committee may be summarised as follows:
+
+
+"(1) Great discontent had for some time previous to the incursion
+existed in Johannesburg, arising from the grievances of the
+Uitlanders.
+
+"(2) Mr. Rhodes occupied a great position in South Africa; he was
+Prime Minister of Cape Colony, and, beyond all other persons, should
+have been careful to abstain from such a course as that which he
+adopted. As Managing Director of the British South Africa Company,
+as director of the De Beers Consolidated Mines and the Gold Fields of
+South Africa, Mr. Rhodes controlled a great combination of interests:
+he used his position and those interests to promote and assist his
+policy. Whatever justification there may have been for action, on
+the part of the people of Johannesburg, there was none for the
+conduct of a person in Mr. Rhodes' position, in subsidising,
+organising, and stimulating an armed insurrection against the
+Government of the South African Republic, and employing the forces
+and resources of the Chartered Company to support such a revolution.
+He seriously embarrassed both the Imperial and Colonial Governments,
+and his proceedings resulted in the invasion of the territory of a
+state which was in friendly relations with Her Majesty, in breach of
+the obligation to {428} respect the right to self-government of the
+South African Republic under the conventions between Her Majesty and
+that state. Although Dr. Jameson 'went in' without Mr. Rhodes'
+authority, it was always part of the plan that these forces should be
+used in the Transvaal in support of an insurrection. Nothing could
+justify such a use of such a force, and Mr. Rhodes' heavy
+responsibility remains, although Dr. Jameson at the last moment
+invaded the Transvaal without his direct sanction.
+
+"(3) Such a policy once embarked upon inevitably involved Mr. Rhodes
+in grave breaches of duty to those to whom he owed allegiance. He
+deceived the High Commissioner representing the Imperial Government,
+he concealed his views from his colleagues in the Colonial Ministry
+and from the Board of the British South Africa Company, and led his
+subordinates to believe that his plans were approved by his superiors.
+
+"(4) Your Committee have heard the evidence of all the directors of
+the British South Africa Company, with the exception of Lord Grey.
+Of those who were examined Mr. Beit and Mr. Maguire alone had
+cognisance of Mr. Rhodes' plans. Mr. Beit played a prominent part in
+the negotiations with the Reform Union; he contributed large sums of
+money to the revolutionary movement, and must share full
+responsibility for the consequences.
+
+"(5) There is not the slightest evidence that the late Commissioner
+in South Africa, Lord Rosmead, was made acquainted with Mr. Rhodes'
+plans. The evidence, on the contrary, shows that there was a
+conspiracy to keep all information on the subject away from him. The
+Committee must, however, express a strong opinion upon the conduct of
+Sir Graham Bower, who was guilty of a grave dereliction of duty in
+not communicating to the High Commissioner the information which had
+come to his knowledge. Mr. Newton failed in his duty in a like
+manner.
+
+"(6) Neither the Secretary of State for the Colonies nor {429} any of
+the officials of the Colonial Office received any information which
+made them, or should have made them or any of them, aware of the plot
+during its development.
+
+"(7) Finally, your Committee desire to put on record an absolute and
+unqualified condemnation of the Raid and of the plans which made it
+possible. The result caused for the time being grave injury to
+British influence in South Africa. Public confidence was shaken,
+race feeling embittered, and serious difficulties were created with
+neighbouring states."[1]
+
+It is impossible to quote even such a summary as I have just given of
+Mr. Labouchere's Draft Report. He began by indicating the
+difficulties under which the Committee laboured:
+
+"(1) Your Committee decided, in the first instance, to limit its
+inquiries into that portion of the matters submitted to it for
+investigation having relation to the Jameson Raid.
+
+"(2) A considerable amount of oral and documentary evidence has been
+placed before it. But its task was rendered difficult. Some of the
+witnesses, who were either cognisant of the Jameson plan, or who took
+part in the Jameson Raid, displayed an unwillingness to make a clean
+breast of all that they knew, and in many instances witnesses refused
+to answer questions that the Committee considered might properly be
+put to them. Lord Rosmead could not be called as a witness on
+account of ill health, although Mr. Rhodes had referred to him in his
+evidence as able to answer questions, to which that gentleman was not
+willing to reply. Documents of the greatest importance, in
+possession of one of the witnesses, were not forthcoming,[2] nor was
+an opportunity given to all the members of your Committee to examine
+him as to the statement that he had made in evidence in connection
+with them, nor was he reported to your House for contumacy, with a
+view to your House taking action to {430} overcome it. It seemed
+probable from the evidence that much in regard to the document had
+been stated to the War Office, as a ground for its taking certain
+action with respect to the officers concerned in the Raid. But
+witnesses from that office were not examined as to these
+communications. Although these documents were in the hands of his
+solicitor, who informed your Committee that Mr. Rhodes claimed them
+as his property, and would not allow him to produce them, no direct
+application was made to Mr. Rhodes by your Committee to allow them to
+be produced. Other documents of a similar character were secured by
+your Committee only after Mr. Rhodes had left the country. He was
+not, consequently, examined in regard to their or as tenor, to his
+action in respect to them.
+
+"(3) Owing to these causes your Committee cannot pretend to have
+become possessed of a perfect and full knowledge of everything
+connected with the Jameson plan and the Jameson Raid. It has
+consequently only been able to weigh evidence against evidence, and
+to deduce from what has been submitted to it the inferences that seem
+to flow therefrom."[3]
+
+He proceeded to stigmatise, even more severely than the Report
+adopted by the Committee, the political conduct of Mr. Rhodes, for
+whom, in private, he had conceived considerable personal admiration.
+In paragraph 25 of Mr. Labouchere's Draft Report was this statement:
+"Your Committee is, however, of the opinion that they (Messrs. Rhodes
+and Beit) merit severe punishment. Mr. Rhodes is a Privy Councillor,
+he was a Cape Premier, and he was the autocrat of Rhodesia when the
+conspiracy that your Committee has investigated was in preparation,
+and when it was sought to carry it out. He deceived his Sovereign,
+the Secretary of State for the Colonies, the High Commissioner of
+South Africa, the Governor of the Cape Colony, his colleagues in the
+Cape Cabinet, the Board of the Chartered {431} Company, and the very
+persons whom he used as his instruments in his nefarious designs; and
+he abused the high positions which he held by engaging in a
+conspiracy, in a success of which his own pecuniary interests were
+largely involved, thus inflicting a slur on the hitherto unblemished
+honour of our public men at home and in our colonies. Mr. Beit is a
+German subject. In conjunction with Mr. Rhodes he fomented a
+revolution in a state in amity with us, and promoted an invasion of
+that state from British territory. These two men, the one a British
+statesman, the other a financier of German nationality, disgraced the
+good name of England, which it ought to be the object of all
+Englishmen to maintain pure and undefiled."
+
+The only other important point in Mr. Labouchere's Draft Report was
+that referring to the alleged complicity of the Colonial Office in
+the Raid. While Mr. Labouchere admitted that the evidence in no way
+showed that any such complicity had existed, he regretted that the
+question had not been probed to the bottom, "because the slightest
+appearance of any indisposition to do this by your Committee may lead
+some persons erroneously to suppose that there may be some truth in
+the statements of witnesses connected with the Jameson plan that the
+secret aims of Mr. Rhodes were more or less clearly revealed to Mr.
+Chamberlain and to Mr. Fairfield."
+
+He expressed himself very strongly in the following article on the
+Chartered Company in _Truth_:
+
+
+If the events of the past week have not opened the eyes of Englishmen
+at large to the character of the patriots and heroes who have too
+long ruled the roost in South Africa, our boasted national common
+sense must indeed be a pitiful sham. What is the position? The
+South African Republic is a state originally brought into existence
+by the Boers treking from Cape Colony into the wilderness, and
+establishing themselves beyond what were then the limits of British
+colonisation. We tricked them once into surrendering their
+independence, merely reserving a suzerainty as against their right to
+conclude treaties with foreign {432} states without our consent. But
+since that was done, gold was discovered within their territory, and
+this has led to the migration of a vast number of English and men of
+other nationalities into the region where the Boer imagined that he
+was safe from pursuit. On the whole, these settlers, considering how
+unwelcome their presence must have been, have not been badly treated.
+The taxation is not excessive, and the condition of the mining
+industry is infinitely better than it is ever likely to be under the
+Chartered Company. Out of all those who have dabbled in Transvaal
+mining shares during the last year I wonder how many know the facts
+respecting the relation of the companies to the Government of the
+country. The Government charges on every mining claim a ground rent
+or royalty of 10s. a month. To a company owning fifty claims this
+means a ground rent of £300 a year--a very reasonable charge, when
+from thirty to sixty per cent. can be earned on the capital of the
+Company. As against this what do the Chartered Company charge? One
+half the net profits of all mines worked under their jurisdiction.
+This alone should teach shareholders of the Transvaal mines how
+little they have to gain from the overthrow of Boer Government by the
+Rhodes gang, and how thankful they may be for the course of events
+last week.
+
+The non-Boer population, however, at Johannesburg and elsewhere have
+a genuine grievance on the question of the franchise and other rights
+of citizenship. In order to maintain their exclusive sovereignty in
+the land the Boers insist upon a fifteen years' residence for full
+naturalisation.... The period is too long, and it would be prudent
+on the part of the Boers to reduce it. There is no reason to suppose
+that they would refuse to do so, were the demands of the Uitlanders
+advanced in a regular manner.... But even were the Boers ever so
+deaf to justice and so blind to their own interests as to meet the
+Uitlander case with an obstinate _non possumus_, what pretext does
+this afford for armed intervention by the Chartered Company? A
+pretence it is true has been made that, before commencing their Raid,
+Jameson and his men resigned their positions under the Company; but
+even if such a form were gone through, it is obviously only a
+colourable pretence. The invading force was drilled, armed, and
+maintained by the Company. At its {433} head was the administrator
+of the Company. On his staff was the Company's generalissimo. It
+took with it the ammunition, equipment, and horses of the Company....
+Neither in the political aims of the Uitlanders, nor the position of
+the Johannesburgers was there a shadow of justification for Jameson's
+Raid..... The proceedings bear their character on their face and are
+of a piece with all that has gone before in the history of the
+Company. The design was to play the Matabele coup again on a bigger
+field. What was the origin of the Raid on Lobengula? The Company
+had obtained Lobengula's permission to occupy Mashonaland and dig
+there for gold, and had no further right beyond this. When occupied,
+Mashonaland was found to have no paying gold. The shares of the
+Company were unsalable rubbish. A pretext was therefore found for
+making war on Lobengula and seizing Matabeleland--a pretext as
+transparently dishonest as the pretext for the invasion of the
+Transvaal. All the circumstances showed in that case as in this,
+that the coup had been carefully prepared long beforehand. When the
+train had been laid, a quarrel was picked with the Matabele, who had
+entered Mashonaland at the Company's request, and they were attacked
+and shot down by this same Jameson while doing their best to retire
+in obedience to his orders. Instantly the whole of the Company's
+forces, all held in readiness, entered Matabeleland under the
+pretence that the Matabele and not the Company were the aggressors.
+Lobengula's savages were mowed down by thousands with Maxims. Those
+who were taken prisoners were killed off to save trouble. The envoys
+sent by the King to try and make terms were barbarously murdered.
+The King himself fled and died before he could be captured. His
+territory and the flocks and herds of his people were parcelled out
+among the Company and the band of freebooters who had been collected
+by promises of loot. One million new shares were created by
+Jameson's principals and colleagues, and, in the subsequent boom,
+shares were unloaded on the British public at prices ranging up to £8
+per share. Matabeleland, however, has proved no richer in paying
+gold than Mashonaland. The shares have been going down again. What
+were the Chartered gang to do next? In the Transvaal there are
+extensive paying gold mines, and money which the gang would like to
+pocket is going elsewhere. Forthwith {434} the Chartered Company's
+forces are marshalled again. A sudden and obviously factitious
+agitation springs up at Johannesburg. Rumours of deadly peril to the
+alien population are put in circulation, goodness knows whence. The
+women and children are packed off--so it is said, but no one knows
+why or at whose instigation. Simultaneously a message imploring aid
+from the quaking citizens reaches Jameson, no one knows how, and in a
+moment the fighting doctor and his bold buccaneers are once more over
+the border. There, however, all resemblance between the two coups
+ends. The Chartered heroes have not to deal this time with naked
+half-armed savages, but with white men as well armed as themselves,
+and as well able to use their arms. There are Maxim guns on the
+other side this time and Krupp guns as well. Result: after a few
+hours' fighting, the conquerors of Matabeleland are killed or taken
+prisoners, and the doughty Jameson and his staff are lodged in
+Pretoria Gaol. I have no desire to exult over their fate. It is a
+shameful and abominable business all round, out of which no
+Englishman can extract a grain of satisfaction. But if ever men died
+with their blood on their own heads, they are the men who fell in
+this raid, and if ever prisoners of war deserved scant mercy, Jameson
+and his comrades are those prisoners. They may thank their stars
+that they have fallen into the hands of men who are not likely to
+treat them as they themselves treated the Matabele wounded and
+prisoners.[4]
+
+
+He continued his attack in a series of articles. The burden of his
+argument was always the impurity of motive arising from the financial
+interest involved. "What a comment on our morality," he writes on
+April 2, "has been our action during the last few months! We
+quarrelled with the Americans about Venezuela about a bog in which we
+fancied there might be gold; we remain in Egypt because we are
+looking after the interest on Egyptian bonds, and finding salaries
+for a herd of English employees; we are engaged in a Soudan
+Expedition because Dongola is fertile, and its possession will afford
+a plea to us to violate our pledges to leave {435} Egypt; we are
+disputing with President Kruger because he has fallen out with a crew
+of company mongers; we are backing up a company in Rhodesia because
+its shares have been put up to a high premium on the Stock Exchange.
+But, pledged as we are to see that there is good government in
+Armenia, we are supinely looking on whilst Armenian men are being
+slaughtered, Armenian women ravished, and Armenian villages burnt.
+Why? Because there is no money to be made in protecting Armenians,
+and our financiers have no interests in Armenia."[5]
+
+Mr. Labouchere thought, rightly or wrongly, that the Imperialism of
+Mr. Rhodes was little more than a mask to cover the desire for
+financial expansion. Not that he thought badly of Mr. Rhodes
+personally. He thought that he deceived himself in perfectly good
+faith. While he detested his aims, he could not help admiring the
+energy and skill with which they were promoted, and something simple
+and direct in the character of the man himself.
+
+The estimate I had formed of Mr. Labouchere's opinion of Mr. Rhodes
+as a private individual was recently confirmed by the following
+extract from a letter which I received from Mr. Charles Boyd
+containing a reminiscence of an interview he had with Mr. Labouchere
+in 1897:
+
+
+That was the year [he wrote] of the British South Africa Commission
+of which he (Mr. Labouchere) was a member, and which, as George
+Wyndham's Secretary, I regularly attended; he was, of course, very
+much "over the way," in Mr. Jaggers's sense, to what one may call the
+Imperialist view of the South African question. It was, I think, in
+May, or, at all events, near the end of the sitting of the
+Commission, that I conceived the spirited notion of offering myself
+for the post of Imperial Secretary to the High Commissioner for South
+Africa, Sir Alfred Milner, then recently appointed; though without
+official experience, I had some good backers on the strength of some
+little {436} study of the South African problem. Among these was one
+of the kindest of men, the late Mr. Moberley Bell, manager of the
+_Times_, with whom one morning I sat in his house in Portland Place
+considering that forlorn hope, as it most properly proved to be of my
+ambition. "The only thing is," said Mr. Bell, "what are you going to
+do with Labby? You know you are a child of the opposite camp." I
+agreed with gloom that, if I had any chance, and Mr. Labouchere "took
+notice," my antecedents might not be a recommendation. The imperial
+South African Association was then about a year old, and active and
+formidable enough to have caught the eye of _Truth_. Mr. Bell,
+leaning his big head on his big hand, had a benevolent inspiration.
+"If I were you," he said, "I'd jump into the nearest hansom and drive
+straight to 5 Old Palace Yard. It's a sort of move he may quite well
+love. You will be 'squaring Labby,'" and Mr. Bell dismissed me with
+his blessing. Yet a little and somewhat nervous-like I stood in the
+presence of your Uncle, in that wonderful room which you will so well
+remember giving on the green turf of the Abbey precincts. I stated
+my case, and displayed one or two testimonials, including that of his
+friend Sir Charles Dilke. "And now," said I indignantly, "if I do
+have any chance, I am told that I am in danger of _Truth_." "Nothing
+of the kind," said Mr. Labouchere. "I have, to begin with, a
+considerable admiration for George Wyndham, and, as for yourself,
+your having the nerve to come straight to me is sufficient proof of
+your fitness for the Imperial Secretaryship or for anything else,"
+and with a graceful movement of his wrist he disengaged some
+cigarettes from a sort of gilded network basket of the same, which
+depended from the wall, and bade me sit down and smoke. He talked of
+the Commission, and asked me what I thought of the evidence of Mr.
+Rhodes, with whom, of course, he had considerably crossed swords, not
+to say whom he had bated. I expressed, possibly with an air of
+defiance, an extreme sense of Mr. Rhodes' candour. "But bless you,"
+said Mr. Labouchere, "I know all that as well as you. I like Rhodes,
+I like his porter and sandwiches. An entirely honest, heavy person.
+On the other hand, did you ever see anything so fatuous as the
+performance of H----?"
+
+Presently he returned to my candidature, and said, "I'd better write
+you a testimonial myself, and that will allay your fears..."
+
+{437}
+
+As is well known, the troubles of South Africa did not come to an end
+with the settlement of the Jameson Raid. The aggrieved Uitlanders
+had not availed themselves, when it came to the point, of Dr.
+Jameson's action, and their unredressed grievances--that they
+suffered from serious grievances was admitted even by Mr.
+Labouchere--festered in their minds and produced, as time went on,
+deeper and more widespread dissatisfaction. Nor was the appointment
+in 1897 of Sir Alfred (now Lord) Milner as British Governor of Cape
+Colony and High Commissioner for South Africa by Mr. Chamberlain, who
+had taken office under Lord Salisbury as Colonial Secretary,
+calculated to allay the resentment of the Boers, his Imperialist
+sympathies being well known. Towards the end of 1898, Sir Alfred
+Milner left South Africa for England. He was away for three months,
+and during his absence several things occurred to hasten the
+unfortunate crisis--the outbreak of war. General Sir William Butler
+had been selected to fill the chief military command in South Africa,
+left vacant by the sudden death of Sir William Goodenough. Sir
+William Butler, immediately on his arrival in South Africa, allowed
+his sympathy with the Afrikander party to be very apparent. He was
+convinced that the English population of the Transvaal had no real
+grievances, and were only striving to make mischief. When Sir Alfred
+Milner returned to the Cape, on February 14, 1899, he was faced by a
+very different situation to the one he had left. In almost all the
+towns of Cape Colony and Natal meetings had been held by the
+Colonists protesting against the continuation of the existing state
+of affairs in the Transvaal, and demanding the intervention of the
+Imperial Government. Dutch feeling was no less agitated. Among the
+extreme section of Afrikanders everywhere a movement was on foot for
+the formation of a National League which should bind together all
+Afrikanders in strenuous opposition to any attempt of the Imperial
+power to intervene in South African affairs.[6]
+
+{438}
+
+In England, the first indication of what was coming was revealed to
+the discerning public who read Parliamentary reports by the
+publication of the army estimates, in which a sum not exceeding
+£1,211,900 was asked for to cover the military expenses (March,
+1899-March, 1900). Mr. Dillon asked why it was considered necessary
+to increase so enormously our forces in South Africa. The Colonial
+Secretary (Mr. Chamberlain) replied to the effect that the Transvaal
+Republic, which borders on the colony of Natal and Cape Colony, had
+enormously in creased their offensive or defensive forces within the
+last few years. They had spent large sums in forts, artillery, and
+rifles, and millions of cartridges had been imported. Therefore, as
+long as the British Government was responsible for the peace in South
+Africa, a like increase of warlike preparation was necessary on our
+part. Mr. Labouchere replied aptly that the increased defensive
+measures adopted by the Boers had only followed upon the scandalous
+and outrageous raid which had been made upon their country by the
+minions of the Chartered Company. Then a paragraph appeared in the
+_Times_ to the effect that the Commander-in-Chief had been engaged in
+completing the organisation and composition of the "larger force
+which it will be necessary to dispatch to South Africa in the event
+of the negotiations at present in progress with the Government of the
+Transvaal proving unsuccessful." Mr. Labouchere asked, on July 7,
+whether the officers mentioned in this communique as going to South
+Africa to organise the forces, were to go into Cape Colony and into
+Natal to organise them, and, if so, whether it was with the consent
+of the Ministers of those Colonies? To which question Mr. Balfour
+replied "I do not know."[7]
+
+On October 17, Mr. Dillon moved an amendment to the Address in answer
+to the Queen's Speech, praying for arbitration to settle the
+difficulties between the two Governments, so that "an ignominious war
+may be avoided between the {439} overwhelming forces of your
+Majesty's Empire and those of two small nations numbering in all less
+than 200,000 souls." Mr. Labouchere seconded the amendment, and
+pleaded eloquently for arbitration, suggesting President McKinley as
+the best arbitrator possible. The peroration of his speech was
+excellent, but, alas, it fell at the time upon ears already eagerly
+alert for no other sounds than the music of triumphant victory and
+glorious marches home after a course of deeds of valour, which the
+mere fact of British nationality was to render as easy of achievement
+as an afternoon's football. It reads now with a different ring, and
+testifies to the spirit of justice and temperance which were so
+characteristic of all his policy in those crises when the English
+nation gets stirred up, as it sometimes does, to a spirit of
+hysterical enthusiasm, in comparison with which the excitability and
+nervous agitation of the "foreigner" is a mere joke. "I confess that
+I feel very sorry for the end of these unfortunate Boers," he said.
+"They are fathers of families, they are farmers, honest and ignorant
+if you like. They are fighting for that which they believe to be the
+holiest and most noble of causes--their homesteads and their country.
+We must all regret that their country is not only turned into a
+battlefield, but that a number of these men, the breadwinners of
+families, will be slain. For my part, I cannot accept the
+responsibility of contenting myself with merely washing my hands of
+an injustice like this. It might be a very politic thing to say:
+'There is a feeling in favour of war; I protest against it, but I
+wash my hands of it, and shall criticise hereafter the conduct of the
+Colonial Secretary.' I have not criticised the conduct of the right
+hon. gentleman in this matter except indirectly, because that is not
+the question of the moment. The question is to do the best we can to
+put an end to this war, and that is why I have seconded, and why I
+would venture to urge the House to agree to the amendment which has
+been moved, because then the war would cease in a very few days."[8]
+
+{440}
+
+On October 20, Mr. Labouchere pointed out that, although the total
+cost of our army is £22,000,000, we are "positively spending
+£10,000,000 in sending troops to South Africa." He added, with some
+truth, that, as the Government had a majority, to ask the House to
+vote against these proceedings was useless. But he declared that, in
+his opinion, before the war was over, it would cost the country a
+hundred millions. A burst of laughter and ironical cheering from the
+Ministerialists greeted the statement of the member for Northampton.
+They all imagined that Buller would be in Pretoria before Christmas,
+and that there would even be some change out of the ten millions
+voted. What a chill would have fallen over that light-hearted
+assembly if some hand had written on the wall at that moment the real
+sum which the South African enterprise so gaily entered upon would
+cost the nation! Something well over two hundred millions did not
+cover it.[9]
+
+In March 1900, the War Loan Bill raising a sum of thirty-five
+millions was passed through both Houses of Parliament. The events of
+the war which had taken place by this time were, briefly, these: The
+British dispatch which led up to the Boer ultimatum was presented in
+Pretoria on September 25, and the mobilisation of the Boers commenced
+on the 27th. The Transvaal ultimatum was presented to the British
+agent on October 9, and the war began upon the 11th. At the end of
+the first fortnight the English claimed the victories of Talana and
+Elandslaagte, whilst the Boers could boast that they had swept the
+whole of Natal down to Ladysmith. At Pretoria there was great
+jubilation, and the highest expectations of success for the farmers'
+arms were entertained. Before Christmas the defeats of Nicholson's
+Nek, Stormberg, Magersfontein, and Colenso had plunged England into
+depths of gloom. The investment of Ladysmith had been completed, and
+the first stage of the war marked by the advance of the Boers into
+British territory was over. {441} On the 22nd of December, Lord
+Roberts had set sail from Southampton to the Cape. To him the
+British Government had turned in its hour of need to restore the
+shaken prestige of the British army and to bring the war to a
+successful conclusion. Their confidence was justified, though the
+conclusion of the war was still far distant. The horrible disaster
+of Spion Kop occurred in January, but the middle of March saw Lord
+Roberts in Bloemfontein. Ladysmith and Kimberley had been relieved,
+and the whole vast territory south of these points was in uncontested
+occupation of the British troops.
+
+In Mr. Labouchere's speech of March 13, on the occasion of the second
+reading of the War Loan Bill, he had pleaded eloquently for a
+cessation of hostilities in South Africa. The Boers, he said, had
+now been driven out of British territory, but the only terms upon
+which the British Government would make peace were degrading to a
+brave and honest people, namely the surrendering of their
+independence, and the blotting of their nationality out of existence.
+"Can you tell me of any war," he asked, "in which the vanquished side
+asked for terms and were told that the victors would grant terms only
+in the capital of the defeated country, and on condition of their
+surrendering their independence? I call this thing an iniquity, and
+a disgrace to this country to propose such terms. Perhaps the
+question of iniquity does not appeal to hon. gentlemen opposite. It
+is not only a crime--it is a blunder. I do not believe this is a way
+to establish peace and harmony and good feeling in South Africa....
+You are at present appealing to the lowest passions outside of this
+House. I do not believe you will succeed in the long run; it may be
+that the people will be carried away by the feeling which at present
+exists among Englishmen, but they will soon see that they have been
+fooled into this war by the vilest body of financiers that ever
+existed in this world, and that the opportunity had been taken to lay
+hold of the territory and gold, which Lord Salisbury himself boasted
+we did not wish for."[10]
+
+{442}
+
+There is no doubt that Mr. Labouchere was extremely unpopular in
+England during 1900. It was difficult for the man in the street to
+separate his political attitude, with regard to the war, from that of
+the Irish Nationalists, with whose policy he had been so long
+identified, and who welcomed the war as supplying fresh food for
+their campaign of denunciation against the British Government, and
+who openly expressed their exultation at the Boer successes. Mr.
+Labouchere did not rejoice at the British humiliation. The point
+that he always had in view was the prevention of more bloodshed, and
+the injustice of the annexation of new territory by the force of
+numerical superiority. Further, he considered that the negotiations
+which took place in the summer and autumn of 1899, before the
+outbreak of war, had not been carried on with fairness towards the
+Boers. After the President of the Transvaal Republic had agreed to a
+seven years' Franchise Law, retrospective in its action, for the
+colonists, Mr. Chamberlain took exception to a provision of the new
+Bill, which required that the alien desirous of burghership should
+produce a certificate of continuous registration during the period
+for naturalisation. He suggested further that the details of the
+scheme should be discussed by delegates appointed by Sir Alfred
+Milner and the Transvaal Government (July 27). The Transvaal
+Government, as it had a perfect right to do, instead of immediately
+accepting Mr. Chamberlain's suggestion, submitted alternative
+proposals to the British Government, which gave most liberal
+concessions to the Uitlanders, the details of which were to be
+discussed with the British agent at Pretoria. To these proposals
+were attached certain conditions, one of which was that "Her
+Majesty's Government will not insist further upon the assertion of
+suzerainty, the controversy on the subject being tacitly allowed to
+drop" (August 19). Mr. Conynghame Greene, the British agent at
+Pretoria, wired the Boer proposals and conditions to Sir Alfred
+Milner. Sir Alfred Milner wired to Mr. Conynghame Greene in reply:
+"If {443} the South African Republic should reply to the invitation
+to a joint enquiry put forward by Her Majesty's Government by
+formally making the proposals described in your telegram, such a
+course would not be regarded by Her Majesty's Government as a refusal
+of their offer, but they would be prepared to consider the reply of
+the South African Republic on its merits."
+
+In Mr. Labouchere's opinion, it was at this point of the negotiations
+that the disingenuousness of Mr. Chamberlain's action was most
+apparent. The formal reply of Her Majesty's Government to the Boer
+proposals was delivered on August 30. It declared that the Boer
+proposals were accepted, but that the British Government utterly
+refused to consider the conditions attached to them. It was obvious
+now that the Boers had no other course open to them but to fall back
+upon the Commission proposed by Mr. Chamberlain on July 27, and to
+which their proposals and conditions were the alternative, and,
+according to Sir Alfred Milner's wire to Mr. Conynghame Greene,
+understood by both Governments as such. On September 2, therefore,
+they asked for further information as to the Joint Committee which
+they were now _par force majeure_ and _faute de mieux_ prepared to
+accept. The reply they received on September 12 was that "H.M.
+Government have been compelled to regard the last proposal of the
+Government of the South African Republic as unacceptable in the form
+in which it was presented"; that they "cannot now consent to go back
+to the proposal for which those in the note of the Government of the
+Republic of August 19 are intended as a substitute"; and that, if
+those proposals of the Transvaal Government, taken by themselves and
+without the conditions attached by that Government, are not agreed
+to, "H.M. Government must reserve to themselves the right to
+reconsider the situation _de novo_ and to formulate their own
+proposals for a final settlement." On September 15, the Secretary of
+State of the Transvaal Republic replied that he learned with deep
+{444} regret of the withdrawal of the invitation to a joint enquiry.
+The proposal of August 19, made by him in the name of his Government,
+involved the danger of affecting the independence of the Republic,
+but his Government had set against this danger the advantage of
+obtaining the assurances mentioned in the conditions. He protested
+against the injustice of being asked to grant the original proposals
+without the conditions annexed, and he could not understand Mr.
+Chamberlain's present refusal to accept the Commission which was his
+own alternative. The reply of the Republic consequently was that it
+could not grant the first half of the August 19 offer without the
+second, but would accept the Joint Commission which had been proposed
+by Mr. Chamberlain; that it welcomed the introduction of a Court of
+Arbitration, and was willing to help in its formation, but that it
+was not clear what were the subjects mentioned as outside the Court
+of Arbitration, and it deprecated the foreshadowing of new proposals
+without specification. Mr. Reitz finally implored the acceptance of
+the Joint Commission, as "if H.M.'s Government are willing and able
+to make this decision it will put an end to the present state of
+tension, race hatred would decrease and die out, the prosperity and
+welfare of the South African Republic and of the whole of South
+Africa would be developed and furthered, and fraternisation between
+the different nationalities would increase." On September 25 Mr.
+Chamberlain replied that no conditions less comprehensive than the
+final offer of H.M. Government could be relied upon to effect the
+object for which they had been striving. The dispatch concluded with
+these words: "H.M. Government will communicate to the High
+Commissioner the result of their deliberations in a later dispatch."
+On September 30 the British agent at Pretoria telegraphed by request
+of the Secretary of State of the Republic to ask what decision had
+been taken by the British Government. Mr. Chamberlain replied on
+October 2 that "the dispatch of H.M. Government is being prepared
+{445} but will not be ready for some days." In the meantime
+Parliament had been summoned to grant supplies, the Reserves were
+called out, and ships were chartered to convey all available troops
+to South Africa. From September 27 to October 8 the President of the
+Orange Free State telegraphed frequently to Sir Alfred Milner. He
+complained of the concentration of troops on the frontiers of his
+State and of the Transvaal, again and again preferred his good
+offices to avoid all possibility of war, and in almost every telegram
+urged that Her Majesty's Government should at once make known the
+"precise nature and scope of the concessions or measures, the
+adoption whereof Her Majesty's Government consider themselves
+entitled to claim, or which they suggest as being necessary or
+sufficient to secure a satisfactory and permanent solution of
+existing differences between them and the South African Republic,
+whilst at the same time providing a means for settling any others
+that may arise in the future." To this request Sir Alfred Milner
+made no reply.[11] On October 9 the famous Ultimatum was presented
+to the British agent at Pretoria. Amongst other plain statements it
+contained words to the effect that the Transvaal felt obliged to
+regard the military force in the neighbourhood of its frontiers as a
+threat against the Republic, and that it became necessary to ask Her
+Majesty's Government to give an assurance that no further troops
+should be landed in South Africa, that troops on the borders of the
+Republic should be withdrawn either by friendly arbitration or some
+other amicable way. In the event of a refusal the Secretary of State
+of the Transvaal must regard the action of Her Majesty's Government
+as a formal declaration of war. War broke out, as has been said, on
+October 11.
+
+When Lord Roberts marched triumphantly into Pretoria on the 9th of
+June, some important letters were found in the capital of the
+Transvaal out of which great political interest was made against the
+group of Englishmen, of {446} whom Labouchere was one of the most
+important, who were known as the "little Englanders" in
+contradistinction to the ever growing numbers of "Imperialists."
+These letters were sent to Mr. Chamberlain, and a correspondence on
+the subject ensued between him and Mr. Labouchere. Mr. Labouchere
+published the whole of it in _Truth_, prefacing the letters with the
+following remarks:[12]
+
+
+"The correspondence which I print below speaks for itself. I had not
+supposed that I was one of the three M.P.'s whose letters had fallen
+into the hands of Mr. Chamberlain, as I do not think that I ever
+wrote to any one in Pretoria. But I did, before the war, both write
+and talk to Mr. Montagu White, the Transvaal representative in
+London, and it would seem that he sent some of my letters to
+Pretoria. What there is requiring explanation in either my
+conversations or correspondence I do not know. The advice which I
+gave to Mr. White was that his Government should make reasonable
+concessions, and should gain time, in order to tide over the false
+impression created by Mr. Chamberlain's appeal to the passions which
+had been excited by statements in regard to Boer rule derived from
+the 'kept' Rhodesian press in South Africa and the correspondents of
+the English newspapers, who were nearly all connected with that 'kept
+press' and with the Rhodes gang. Had my advice been followed, there
+would have been no war. The difficulty which stood in the way of its
+being adopted was that President Kruger and other leading Boers were
+fully convinced that Mr. Chamberlain had been in the counsels of the
+Jameson-Rhodes conspirators of 1895, and that--no matter what
+concessions the Transvaal might make--he was determined to have his
+revenge for President Kruger having got the better of him on that
+occasion."
+
+
+Here is the correspondence:
+
+
+_Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere_
+
+COLONIAL OFFICE, Aug. 6, 1900.
+
+SIR,--I beg to call your attention to the enclosed copy of a letter
+from Mr. Montagu White, with copies of two letters {447} purporting
+to have been written by you, and to inquire if you desire to offer
+any explanations or observations with regard to them.--I am, Sir,
+Your obedient,
+
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+
+
+(_Enclosure_) _Mr. Montagu White to Dr. Reitz_[13]
+
+58 VICTORIA STREET, LONDON,
+
+Aug. 4, 1899
+
+DEAR DR. REITZ,--I feel tired and done for to-night. It is past six
+o'clock and I still have forty miles to go before I get home. My
+inclination is to wire to you, asking you to tell the British
+Government to go to the devil and to do their "darnedest." It is
+perfectly sickening the way one is kept in a continual state of
+suspense and nervous excitement. Everything is as quiet as possible
+on the surface, and there has been a tremendous decrease in press
+cuttings which is a sure sign that matters are relapsing into a
+normal condition. But I have been able to judge of the effect upon
+our friends of hints that we may not be able to accept the proposed
+Commission. Without exception, they are one and all dead against our
+refusing it, and all agree that we shall have to face a very serious
+crisis if we refuse the proposal, and that without the friendly
+support of the majority of the newspapers which have hitherto been on
+our side. Spender of the _Chronicle_, who has fought consistently
+and well for us, tells me that none of them can understand in what
+way we shall be worse off for accepting the Commission, for (if) your
+people disagree about the finding of the report what can Mr.
+Chamberlain do further? Even our best friends say that by rejecting
+the report of the Industrial Commission two years ago, we have
+allowed things to go so far that it is unwise to talk of
+intermeddling in our home affairs as a refusal to entertain what
+public opinion here endorses as a fair proposal. The essence of
+friendly advice is: Accept the proposal in principle, point out how
+difficult it will be to arrive at a satisfactory conclusion as to
+statistics, etc., and how undesirable it would be to have a
+miscarriage of the Commission. In other words: gain as much time as
+you can, and give the public time here to get out of the dangerous
+frame of mind which Chamberlain's {448} speeches have created.
+Spender is of opinion that after two months' delay all danger will
+have vanished. I cannot say I share his optimistic views, for this
+sort of thing has been going on for three years. Labouchere said to
+me this morning: "Don't for goodness sake, let Mr. Kruger make his
+first mistake by refusing this; a little skilful management, and he
+will give Master Joe another fall." He further said: "You are such
+past masters in the art of gaining time, here is an opportunity; you
+surely haven't let your right hands lose their cunning, and you ought
+to spin out the negotiations for quite two or three months." I must
+leave off now. Please remember one thing: I do not send you my
+advice. I send you the opinions of friends and the tendency of
+public feeling here.
+
+Some one sent me some lines parodying R. Kipling's _Lest We Forget_.
+I got it published in _Truth_.--Yours very truly,
+
+MONTAGU WHITE.
+
+
+(_Enclosure_) _Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Montagu White_
+
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, S.W., Aug. 2, 1899.
+
+DEAR MR. MONTAGU WHITE,--You will see the lines in _Truth_. I have
+altered one or two words to make the grammar all right. I do hope
+that President Kruger will manage to accept in some form or another
+the reference (proposed conference). Bannerman and all our Front
+Bench believe that it is only a way devised by the Cabinet to let Joe
+climb down. The new Franchise Act stands. The _onus probandi_ of
+showing that it does not give substantial representation to the
+Uitlanders and yet leave the Boers masters is with Chamberlain. The
+difference between five and seven years is not a ground for proof.
+The details for registration do not prove it. Let President Kruger
+quote our Registration Laws, which you had better send him, and do
+not forget that a lodger has to register every year; he is not
+automatically on the Franchise list. In connection with this, Milner
+suggested in his dispatch six years. He afterwards said that six was
+a mistake for five. But Chamberlain in his reply approved of six.
+It is impossible to calculate the effect without knowing how many
+Outlanders there are, and how long each has been in the country. To
+discover the basis of inquiry would take a long time. As the {449}
+decision would go by the majority, the question would be on the
+Chairman, who would have a casting vote. Surely it could be arranged
+with Natal; the Cape and the Orange Free State, as well as the
+Transvaal, should be represented, with the Chairman an Englishman who
+has not yet expressed an opinion.
+
+My own impression is that comparatively few will ever become Boers
+amongst the English; they will not like to give up their nationality.
+The President has a great opportunity to give Joe another fall. If
+at the same time the Dynamite Concession is abrogated there will be a
+rise in many shares, and this will be regarded as a barometer that
+everything is going on well and satisfactorily. The great thing is
+to gain time. In a few months we shall be howling about something in
+another part of the world.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+(_Enclosure_) _Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Montagu White_
+
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, S.W., Aug. 4, 1899.
+
+DEAR MR. WHITE,--It is the general opinion that Chamberlain "climbed
+down." As Bannerman put it to me: "His speech was a little bluster
+of his own with the main parts arranged by his colleagues, and they
+sat by like policemen to see that he read them." As a matter of fact
+he did read all the important parts.
+
+If the President agrees to the Committee it will, under clever
+tactics, take months to settle conditions, and then it will take
+further months to come to a decision. If the basis is established
+that there shall be a substantial representation of the Uitlanders,
+yet not such as can endanger the majority of the Boers, no harm can
+well come of the Commission. The only difficulty is that it is a
+sort of recognition of our right to meddle. But this might be
+avoided in two ways: (1) By getting Schreiner into it and making it a
+sort of South African affair; (2) by making a bargain and agreeing
+only on the understanding that there should be arbitration on all
+matters affecting the true reading of the Convention. But if the
+latter is proposed then the President should put in some proposal for
+the Chief Justices and one Imperial Judge or Governor to be the
+tribunal.
+
+The universal opinion is that the Cabinet has forced all this {450}
+upon Chamberlain, and that they are determined not to have war and to
+do something to let him down easily. Salisbury's speech was
+conceived on these lines, and a little vague bluster but nothing
+more. I accentuated Bannerman's declaration about hostilities; this
+pledges the Liberal party against war.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+_Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain_
+
+ HOTEL AND PENSION WALDHAUS,
+ VULPERA TARASP, ENGADIN SCHWEIZ, Aug. 18, 1900.
+
+SIR,--I beg to acknowledge your letter of Aug. 6, enclosing copy of a
+letter of Mr. Montagu White, with copies of two letters "purporting
+to have been written by me," and inquiring if I desire to offer any
+explanation or observations with regard to them.
+
+For what I may have written or said to Mr. Montagu White I am
+responsible to the House of Commons, of which I am a member; to my
+constituents who have done me the honour to send me there; and to the
+law. To you I owe no sort of explanation. I ascribe, therefore,
+your invitation to furnish you with one in respect to the enclosed
+letters to the singular illusion that no matter what course you may
+see fit to adopt, whether as a Conservative or a Liberal Minister,
+all owe you a personal explanation who take the liberty to disapprove
+of it, and to do their best to prevent its bringing us into
+unnecessary hostilities with some foreign power. Whilst not
+recognising this pretension on your part, I will, however, offer you
+some observations in regard to these letters, as you apparently
+desire that I should do so.
+
+The letters of mine enclosed were, I do not doubt, written by me.
+The only exception that I have to take to the copies is that a few of
+the words in them are, I should fancy, erroneously copied, as they do
+not make sense. The advice tendered in them seems to me to be
+excellent, and I know of no reason why I should not have addressed it
+to Mr. White, who was then the representative of a country with which
+we were at peace. Many letters passed before the War between that
+gentleman and myself. He was most desirous that all possibility of
+war should be removed, and {451} that harmony and good feeling should
+be established on a firm basis between Great Britain and the
+Transvaal. This we both thought could only be effected by a full
+recognition of the Convention of 1884, as explained by Lord Derby,
+who signed it for Great Britain, and by reasonable concessions on the
+part of the Transvaal Government in regard to the naturalisation and
+electoral franchise of the Uitlanders domiciled in the Republic. I
+therefore suggested that the Transvaal Government should grant to
+such domiciled aliens naturalisation and electoral franchise of the
+Uitlanders on precisely the same terms as they are granted to aliens
+in Great Britain. A law thus framed would, I thought, not be open to
+objection on your part, and would put an end to all the carping
+criticisms raised by you in respect to small and unimportant details
+in the concessions that you were forcing on the Transvaal in regard
+to these matters, and which seemed to me hardly calculated to bring
+about a peaceful solution of the situation. If I remember rightly
+the last letters exchanged between Mr. White and myself were just
+before the close of the normal session of Parliament last year. Mr.
+White in his letter informed me that he had received a communication
+from Mr. Reitz, the Transvaal Sec. of State, in which that gentleman
+told him that, although he had always been a strong advocate for all
+reasonable reforms in respect of the Uitlanders, and although he had
+used all his influence to promote a peaceful solution of the pending
+issues between the two countries, your despatches were so
+persistently insulting in their tone, and all concessions made by his
+Government were so invariably met by you with fresh demands, that
+even the most moderate of the Transvaal Burghers were becoming
+convinced that you were determined to oblige them either to surrender
+at discretion to all that you might demand, or to defend by arms the
+position secured to the Transvaal by the Convention of 1884. He
+therefore suggested that the negotiations should be taken in hand by
+Lord Salisbury, in which case he was convinced that a settlement
+satisfactory to both sides would be easily come to. As I entirely
+agreed with this opinion of Mr. Reitz, and believed that you were the
+chief impediment to such a settlement, I replied to Mr. White that
+the tenor of Mr. Reitz's communication should be conveyed to a
+leading member of the Cabinet, and that {452} I hoped--although I did
+not expect--that the suggestion would bear fruit.
+
+As I gathered from your observations in the House of Commons that you
+had not made up your mind whether you would publish the letters of
+Members of Parliament to Transvaal authorities that had fallen into
+your hands, I will--so far as my letters are concerned--relieve you
+of further consideration by publishing them myself, together with
+this correspondence. I have often urged that the public should have
+the advantage of a full knowledge of all documents which are likely
+to enable them to form a sound judgment in respect to the issues that
+have arisen in South Africa. Might I, with all respect, venture to
+suggest to you that you should follow my example? The Secretary of
+State for Foreign Affairs (whoever he may be) and Her Majesty's
+representatives in foreign capitals correspond not only by
+despatches, but by what they are pleased to term "private letters,"
+which are to all intents and purposes despatches. I presume that the
+same course is usual between Secretaries of State for the Colonies
+and Her Majesty's Colonial Governors. You have announced that you
+are in favour of a "new diplomacy" in which nothing is kept back from
+the public. Would it be too much to ask you to inaugurate the "new
+diplomacy" by publishing all the so-called private letters that have
+been exchanged between you and the Governors of Natal and the Cape
+Colony; and all the letters and despatches exchanged between these
+Governors and our military commanders in South Africa, of which you
+may have copies? Without these documents it is impossible that
+either the House of Commons or the electors of the United Kingdom can
+form a true conclusion in regard to the "diplomacy" that led to the
+war, or be able to affix the responsibility on the right shoulders in
+respect to our lack of preparation for hostilities in South Africa
+and our initial reverses. If it is too much to hope that you will
+act on this suggestion, I would venture to urge that at least you
+should publish the correspondence between yourself and Mr. Hawksley
+in regard to your alleged knowledge of the contemplated
+Rhodes-Jameson conspiracy of 1894. Mr. Hawksley is still, and then
+was, the solicitor of the Chartered Company of South Africa, and is a
+close friend and confidant of Mr. Rhodes. When the Parliamentary
+Committee {453} of Inquiry into all connected with the conspiracy was
+sitting, Mr. Hawksley was a witness. He alluded to this
+correspondence. But when I wished to examine him about it--which was
+my right as a member of the Committee according to Parliamentary
+usage--this was not permitted by the Committee. After the Report of
+the Committee was published Mr. Hawksley made public his conviction
+that, if this correspondence saw the light, a guilty knowledge of the
+conspiracy would be brought home to you. When the debate on the
+Report took place in the House of Commons, he placed the
+correspondence in the hands of a member with instructions to read it
+if you made any attack upon Mr. Rhodes. Far, however, from doing
+this, you went out of your way to assert that Mr. Rhodes had done
+nothing to invalidate his rights to be considered an honourable man,
+although only a few days before you had agreed to a report in which
+he was branded as having been guilty of dishonourable conduct. Since
+then, again and again, you have been asked to produce the
+correspondence. But this you have persistently refused to do,
+although no public interest could suffer by the production. Yet, if
+Mr. Hawksley is wrong in the inference he deduces from the
+correspondence, it is obvious that its publication would go far to
+allay the suspicion which led President Kruger to doubt your desire
+for a peaceful solution of the strained relations that existed
+between Her Majesty's Government and that of the Transvaal Republic,
+and which even now militates against all good feeling between the
+colonists of South Africa of British and Dutch origin.
+
+I trust that you will excuse my venturing to make these suggestions.
+I do so because I heartily agree with you as to the desirability of
+the "new diplomacy." It is the only way in which that popular
+control can be established over the Executive which is essential in a
+self-governing community, if it is to escape from falling under the
+domination of some purely unscrupulous adventurer gifted with a ready
+tongue.
+
+I believe with my leader, Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman, that the war
+might and ought to have been avoided, and I cannot help hoping that
+my letters which have fallen into your hands will show you that I
+laboured to the best of my ability in order that it should be
+avoided. Unfortunately these efforts were not {454} successful. The
+war was commenced under a lamentable ignorance on the part of Her
+Majesty's Ministers of the resistance which the two Dutch Republics
+would oppose to our arms. Reverses followed owing to the meddling of
+civilians in military matters. Pretoria, Johannesburg, and
+Bloemfontein are in our hands. The Orange River Free State has been
+annexed. The Transvaal Republic has been annexed. Under these
+circumstances peace and prosperity can only be restored in South
+Africa when all suspicion is removed that the Secretary of State for
+the Colonies was actuated by his previous relations with the
+Rhodes-Jameson conspiracy in forcing a war. I am sure, too, that you
+will agree with me that it will not be right for the electors of the
+United Kingdom to be called upon to pronounce an opinion on the
+policy of a war which has cost us thousands of valuable lives and
+tens of millions of money, as well as on the mode in which the war
+has been conducted, until all that can enable them to arrive at a
+conclusion has seen the light.--I am, Sir, Your obedient servant,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+_P.S._--If you desire to offer any explanations or observations with
+regard to your action in respect to South Africa, they will receive
+due consideration.
+
+The Rt. Hon. J. Chamberlain, etc., etc.
+
+
+Mr. Labouchere wisely remarked at about this period of the South
+African War: "War is war. The old Greek line holds good that in war
+the great ones go mad, and the people where it takes place weep.
+This must inevitably always be the case." With equal force, but less
+elegance, he also remarked: "I do not waste my time in answering
+abuse. I am accustomed to it and I thrive under it like a field that
+benefits by the manure that is carted on to it." He must have
+thriven exceedingly during the summer of 1900, for the amount of
+abuse collected and thrown over him was phenomenal. Most of it was
+extracted from the most shadowy appearances of fact possible. The
+Conference, or Commission, referred to in the Pretoria
+correspondence, was {455} understood by papers of quite high
+standing, such even as the _Birmingham Post_, to be the Bloemfontein
+Conference, the abortive proceedings of which had come to an end
+early in June, 1899. Nevertheless, Mr. Labouchere was accused by the
+press of having, in his letters to Mr. Montagu White, elaborated a
+scheme, to make the conference at Bloemfontein not only a failure,
+but a deliberately planned sham. With regard to the cry of treason
+which was raised against him indiscriminately, the dates on the
+letters--even had his communications been of a treasonable
+nature--rendered such a charge childish in the extreme.
+
+As soon as Mr. Labouchere received Mr. Chamberlain's letter with its
+enclosures, which followed him to the retired Swiss Valley where he
+was spending his holiday, he wrote at once to the leader of his party
+telling him of what had occurred. Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman was
+spending August at Marienbad, and wrote him the following letter in
+reply:
+
+
+MARIENBAD, Aug. 22, 1900.
+
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--I am much interested in your story, and shall
+look forward to my _Truth_ with extra avidity. All you describe was
+perfectly proper and legitimate this time last year, or indeed at any
+time: and where high treason comes in I cannot see. My little
+facetiousness will do the great man no harm if it is published. I
+remember the fact perfectly. All the while the statesman was
+speaking, Aaron-Balfour and Hur-Hicks Beach were not holding up his
+hands, but watching, with anxious faces, his every word.
+
+Mark Lockwood, who is here, told me that you were one culprit, and
+that the other was no other than the ingenuous John Ellis, who was
+guilty of writing to some lady asking whether the stories of strange
+doings under martial law were authentic! If this is all one may
+exclaim _tantæne animis cælestibus iræ_? Can our Sec. of State be so
+small-minded!
+
+What a gorgeous palace you are living in! It quite eclipses anything
+here, even in your favourite St. John's Wood quarter. {456} They are
+all there: at least a fair representation, ready for Him. But alas
+He does not come. Weather superb here, but not much company to amuse
+or interest.--Yours,
+
+H.C.B.
+
+
+The war dragged on until the May of 1902, when the Boers were obliged
+to make peace, not so much on account of the military situation as
+because the burghers were weary of fighting and wanted to lay down
+their arms. And what else could be expected of them? Half the
+national army were prisoners of war, nearly four thousand had been
+killed, the rest were weakening and dwindling hourly, twenty thousand
+women and children had died in the concentration camps, thousands
+more were perishing on the veld. There was no help from Cape Colony,
+no help from Europe, no help from the sympathetic minority in England
+itself.[14] The national representatives of the South African
+Republic and the Orange Free State were given three days in which to
+consider the conditions of peace which were put before them by Sir
+Alfred Milner, and which they were told were absolutely final. Their
+answer was given on the 31st, at five minutes past eleven, only an
+hour before the expiry of the term of grace. The last few moments of
+their conference were occupied by President Schalk Burger, who closed
+the melancholy meeting with these words:
+
+"We are standing here at the grave of the two Republics. Much yet
+remains to be done, although we shall not be able to do it in the
+official capacities which we have formerly occupied. Let us not draw
+our hands back from the work which it is our duty to accomplish. Let
+us ask God to guide us, and to show us how we shall be able to keep
+our nation together. We must be ready to forgive and forget whenever
+we meet our brethren. That part of our nation which has proved
+unfaithful we must not reject."
+
+In considering the part Mr. Labouchere played in the {457}
+discussions that took place in Parliament and in the press, during
+the pitiful struggle, no attitude but one of admiration for his
+consistency and envy of his courage can be maintained for a moment.
+This chapter cannot be better closed than with a repetition of his
+own words, expressed valiantly at the moment when he was of all men
+in England perhaps, the most unpopular: "The best settlement that can
+be made now will be worse for all parties than the settlement which
+could have been effected by tact and self-restraint had the Boers
+never been goaded into war. I adhere to everything that I have ever
+said as to the causes that brought on this war, with all its
+disastrous results. I retract not one word that I have published in
+_Truth_, or spoken in Parliament, or written in any letter, or
+uttered in any shape or form about the Chamberlain diplomacy and the
+Chamberlain war."[15]
+
+
+
+[1] _Times' History of the War in South Africa_, vol. i.
+
+[2] The Hawkesley telegrams. These were subsequently published in
+the _Independence Belge_.
+
+[3] _Report from the Select Committee on British South Africa_, 1897.
+
+[4] _Truth_, Jan. 9, 1896.
+
+[5] _Truth_, April 2, 1896.
+
+[6] _Times' History of the War in South Africa_, vol. ii.
+
+[7] _Hansard_, vol. 74, July 7, 1899.
+
+[8] _Hansard_, vol. 77, Oct. 17, 1899.
+
+[9] Henry W. Lucy, _The Balfourian Parliament_.
+
+[10] _Hansard_, vol. 80, March 13, 1900.
+
+[11] _Truth_, Sept. 13, 1899.
+
+[12] _Truth_, Aug. 23, 1900.
+
+[13] Secretary of State of the Transvaal Republic.
+
+[14] _Times' History of the War in South Africa_, vol. v.
+
+[15] _Truth_, Sept. 6, 1900.
+
+
+
+
+{458}
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+LABOUCHERE AND SOCIALISM
+
+We have seen the depth and intensity of Labouchere's political views.
+Conservatism in its Tory or Whig form he hated and relentlessly
+fought. On the other hand, it is not to be doubted that some of the
+modern developments of the social side of radical policy since his
+retirement from politics would be far from meeting with his approval.
+The fact is that he was as strongly anti-socialist as
+anti-conservative. He believed in competition as a principle of
+social existence and inequality as a natural fact, although he held
+firmly that the natural inequality of men should not be reinforced or
+distorted by the artificial inequality of rank. He did not believe
+that the task of government could rightly be held to imply moral
+responsibility towards weaklings; such as were unable to survive by
+themselves should not be assisted to do so. This was his theory; in
+his personal relations with others he often failed to practise it.
+"A fair field and no favour" was his social formula. Government
+might legitimately intervene to prevent such abuse of opportunity as
+might result from the business relations of employers and employees;
+but when all was done that could be done in that way, it was a man's
+natural qualities that enabled him to swim or doomed him to sink.
+Any attempt to interfere by legislation with this ultimate
+differentiation of nature was in his opinion immoral and sentimental
+folly. A Cabinet had no charge of souls, it was {459} merely a
+business concern running the affairs of the nation as cheaply and
+effectively as possible.
+
+It is evident that a man holding these opinions could not be other
+than unfavourable to Socialism. The question of Socialism, indeed,
+as a practical factor in politics hardly presented itself during the
+most active period of his political life, but in later days it came
+to the fore, and that, as might have been expected, in his own
+constituency, so largely composed of workers. In going through Mr.
+Labouchere's papers I have come across the report of a public debate
+which he held with Mr. Hyndman, the well-known Socialist leader, in
+the Town Hall of Northampton. The discussion is interesting as
+illustrating very clearly Mr. Labouchere's own view of the whole
+problem of labour and also as showing the definite line of cleavage
+between the spirit of the older radicalism in popular estimation, at
+all events, and much that is identified with the radicalism of to-day.
+
+Mr. Labouchere had been heckled in a more or less friendly way by
+some Socialist listeners at one of his meetings and had in
+consequence consented to meet Mr. Hyndman in debate. The subject of
+discussion was: "The socialisation of the means of production,
+distribution, and exchange to be controlled by a Democratic State in
+the interest of the entire community, and the complete emancipation
+of labour from the domination of capitalism and landlordism, with the
+establishment of social and economic equality between the sexes."
+
+Mr. Hyndman opened the discussion with a speech of great eloquence.
+He began by denouncing the terrible evils of poverty and sickness
+among the working classes. "There are through the length and breadth
+of England large proportions of the population sunk into the most
+terrible misery--misery which I will defy you to find equalled in the
+most savage tribes on the planet." The growth of wealth and poverty
+were admitted to be simultaneous and out of the total wealth produced
+the workers only took a quarter or, {460} on the most favourable
+showing, a third. "That means that for every stroke of work the
+producer does for himself he does three for other people. It had
+been said that the prevalent misery had been exaggerated by
+Socialists, but according to the statistics of Mr. Charles Booth, who
+was no Socialist, 180,000 families were living in London below the
+level at which a family could subsist. City life debilitated country
+stock, and the third and fourth generations of those who have come
+into our great cities become valueless even for capitalists to make
+tools out of."
+
+All this was misery due to capitalists and the system of wagedom. On
+the other hand, the economic forms of to-day were rapidly weakening,
+and the probability was that capitalism would drift much sooner than
+was expected into universal bankruptcy. "I long to see--I am not
+afraid to repeat the words--a complete social revolution, which shall
+transform our present society, by inevitable causes, from senseless
+and miserable competition, in which men fight and struggle with one
+another like pigs at a trough (the biggest hog perhaps getting his
+nose in first, and, it may be, upsetting the whole thing), into
+glorious and universal co-operation where each shall work for all and
+all for each.
+
+"Even now, if it were not for competition, there would be plenty, and
+more than plenty, for all. I say that the economic forms are ready
+for the transformation I have spoken of. But first, what is our
+position of to-day? The old Malthusian delusions are gone.
+Everybody can see that where the power to produce wealth is
+increasing a hundredfold, at the same time the population is
+increasing but one per cent. per annum. It is not over-population
+that causes the difficulty, but the miserable system of distributing
+the wealth which the population creates. What are the conditions
+to-day? What are the powers of production at the control of mankind?
+Never in the history of man were they near what they were to-day. At
+this present moment, Mr. Chairman, according to the evidence of the
+{461} American statist, Mr. Atkinson, on the great factory farms in
+the west of America, four men, working with improved and competent
+machinery upon the soil, will provide enough food for 1000; and in
+every other department of industry it is true in a like, or almost in
+a like degree. The power of man to produce cloth, linen, boots, for
+instance, is infinitely greater than ever before in the history of
+the race. What is more, it has trebled, quadrupled, centupled within
+the last fifty or a hundred years. What is then your difficulty at
+the present moment? Not as in old times, a difficulty to produce
+enough wealth, but the fact that your very machines which are so
+powerful to make wealth for all, are used against you in order to
+turn thousands of you out on the streets. It is no longer, as at was
+in some earlier communities, the power to produce wealth that is
+lacking. In Northampton as in every industrial town in England, you
+see great mechanical forces around you, but the workmen instead of
+controlling the machines are controlled by them. And the products?
+What is our theory? This. All production to-day is practically
+social. Everything that is produced is produced for exchange and in
+order to make profit. Commodities are socially produced by
+co-operation on the farm, in the great workshop, in the mine. But
+the moment the product is produced it ceases to belong to those who
+have produced it and goes into the hands of the employing capitalist,
+who uses it in order that he may make out of it a personal gain.
+Consequently, you have here a direct and distinct antagonism between
+the form of production and the form of exchange. On the one hand,
+you have got great mechanical forces socially used simply for
+production for profit, whereas if they were socially used and the
+product socially exchanged every member of the community would
+benefit. To-day every increase in the power of machinery may result,
+frequently does result, in hundreds, or thousands, or tens of
+thousands of hands being thrown out unemployed on the market. Under
+the system of society we are inevitably {462} coming to those very
+powers which will engender wealth, happiness, and contentment for
+all."
+
+Mr. Labouchere then rose and replied as follows:
+
+"As your Chairman has already told you, this meeting is the outcome
+of a remark I made the other day when I was down here. Some of those
+who entertain strong Socialist views were asking me this or that
+question on the occasion of my giving an account of my stewardship
+before the electors of this town. I pointed out that Socialism was
+only one of the subjects I had got to deal with, but if they would
+excuse me from going into details then I should be able to come down
+and discuss with them. I did not anticipate then that we were to
+have the pleasure of Mr. Hyndman's company in that discussion. I
+thought it was to be a sort of free-and-easy between the Socialists
+and myself. But you have sent for your big gun to demolish me. I
+can only lay before you my own views and those of the Radical Party
+upon social matters, and make a few observations, showing, as I
+think, that Mr. Hyndman's system, a very millennial system it is no
+doubt, is neither practicable, nor, if carried out, would effect the
+ends which he anticipates. Now, Mr. Hyndman's system, I fully admit,
+is for the entire regeneration--he has told us so, I think--of the
+world. It is to be carried out by a scheme which has never yet,
+since the commencement of the world, been tried. No doubt, as Mr.
+Hyndman has stated, there are evils, very great evils, and much
+misery in the world under the present system. But it is not enough
+to prove that to show that any particular remedy will do away with
+them. There is, no doubt, a great deal of sickness in this world.
+That we all admit. But we should be amused if a doctor came forward
+and said: 'If you try this particular pill you will find that all
+sickness will be driven away from the entire world. You are a
+criminal, you are mistaken, if you don't take that pill.' But Mr.
+Hyndman's plan goes much further than the example of the pill. You
+must remember that if Mr. Hyndman's plan were not successful it would
+ruin this {463} country and everyone in it. Surely, then, it is our
+business as practical men to look thoroughly and cautiously into this
+plan before we adopt it. Mr. Hyndman himself will admit that it is,
+at least, a leap in the dark. Mr. Hyndman has a light in his hand,
+but this light is not sufficient to tell us what would occur if we
+were to take this leap. I am not going to say just now whether it
+would be successful or unsuccessful; all I say is, we ought to look
+at this matter in a thorough strict and business manner, not dealing
+with it in vague generalities, but looking into it in all its
+details, because when it comes to a question of any business, the
+real consideration in deciding whether the business is a sound one or
+an unsound one is not of generalities but essentially of details.
+Now I think that Mr. Hyndman, whether his plan be good or not,
+somewhat exaggerates the evils of the present system. Mr. Hyndman
+told us just now that in towns labour was in such a condition that
+those who engaged in labour faded out in three generations. Well, I
+confess I was astonished at that. I don't suppose you are all
+descended from Norman ancestors or anything of that, but I put it to
+you. Many of you can surely remember that you had
+great-grandfathers; many of you had great-grandfathers who lived in
+Northampton. There are many of you whose grandfathers, whose fathers
+were engaged in labour. You are engaged in labour yourselves. Do
+you feel yourselves such a puny miserable body of men that you are
+going absolutely to die out? But I forget. It is not that you are
+going to die out, you have died out according to Mr. Hyndman. Then
+what do I see before me? As the American says: 'Is there ghosts
+here?' Are you human beings? There you stand; you have been engaged
+in trade; you have been for many generations in Northampton; I do
+think you have utterly deteriorated--that you are absolutely worth
+nothing. But statistics prove the contrary of what Mr. Hyndman says.
+If you take the death-rate in any large town--Manchester, Birmingham,
+or London, for instance--you will find that, so far from having {464}
+gone up, it has gone down. Notwithstanding the misery that no doubt
+exists, the towns are more healthy now than before. Now, I do not
+think that Mr. Hyndman seems to understand precisely the present
+system under which we live. ['How about yourself?'] My friend says
+'How about myself?' I am going to explain the present system. In an
+argument it is always desirable to take some common ground, and we
+may take this as a common ground: the end of all government is to
+secure to the greatest numbers such a condition of existence that all
+may obtain fair wages for a fair day's work, and that all may be
+employed; and that the government is good or bad in proportion as it
+approaches to this goal. Now, gentlemen, there are Individualists
+and there are Collectivists. Modern Radicalism, I would point out to
+you, recognises this perfectly. It recognises perfectly that while
+Individualism is a necessary basis for social organisation, yet there
+is a very great deal that the State can do. Modern Radicalism is in
+favour of both Collectivism and Individualism. Now I will read to
+you some words I wrote down some time ago--words that were used by a
+statesman whom I do not always agree with on foreign politics, but
+who, in domestic politics, is a very sensible man. Speaking before
+some association, Lord Rosebery said this:
+
+"'Do not be frightened by words or phrases in carrying out your
+designs, but accept help from whatever quarter it comes. The world
+seems to be tottering now between two powers, neither of which I
+altogether follow. The one is Socialism, the other is Individualism.
+I follow neither the one school nor the other, but something may be
+borrowed from the spirit of each to get the best qualities of
+each--to borrow from Socialism its large, general conception of
+municipal life, and from Individualism to take its spirit of
+self-respect and self-reliance in all practical affairs.'
+
+"Upon that subject those are essentially my views; and I would
+contend they are the views of the Radical Party {465} as it at
+present exists. Now I am coming to our present system. I am going
+to say something for this poor old system. I have often, in
+different parts of Northampton, attacked the details of the system.
+I am now going to say there is something good in it. Mr. Hyndman
+seems to consider that the world is composed of a great many men who
+are engaged in labour on the one side, and on the other a great many
+huge capitalists who exploit those men. Mr. Hyndman told you that
+the man engaged in manual labour only receives a third of the value
+of his labour, and that the other two-thirds go to those horrible
+capitalists. Gentlemen, I essentially and absolutely deny that such
+is the case. But allow me to point first to these capitalists. Now
+a difference is often made between the amount obtained by labour and
+the amount obtained by those who do not engage in manual labour. It
+is exceedingly difficult to arrive at exact figures, and for this
+reason, that when you take what you call the national income of the
+country it is often forgotten that the national income is very much
+counted twice or three times over. Take, in the first place, the
+income tax returns. I want to show you how money is really
+distributed. There is about £100,000,000 coming to individuals in
+England from investments in foreign bonds. Very well, and you surely
+will admit that that is not derived from the labour of Englishmen.
+Then £49,000,000 is paid to officials. It sounds an enormous
+quantity, this £49,000,000 paid to officials of the imperial and
+local government. I have often thought that a great many officials
+are paid a great deal too high, but we are not entering into that
+this evening, and there must be some officials; there must be some
+government, and payment of the officials does not directly come from
+the sweat and labour of working men. Then there is £143,000,000
+derived from public companies. Now these public companies are all in
+shares. These shares, too, are held by small men, not by great men.
+A vast number of men hold them. Remember that the whole system of
+limited liability companies are {466} really created in order to
+enable small men to act together and hold their own against the very
+rich men.
+
+I now come to the real amount which is directly derived from
+production and distribution, banking and such like; which directly
+goes into their pockets from the labour of working men. For this
+amount you must consult what is called Schedule D of the Income Tax.
+That schedule puts down the professions and trades. Altogether the
+total is £147,000,000 on which the tax is raised. That is the amount
+of the income. Now, if you take the professions, law, medicine, art,
+etc., as producing £67,000,000--I believe that is considered a fair
+amount--£80,000,000 is left for all the traders, all the shopkeepers,
+all the bankers, and all the middlemen of the entire country. Well
+now, you must remember another thing. You must remember that these
+incomes are not eaten by the men who have them, but really go back to
+labour. ['No, no.'] Did I hear somebody say 'No'? You do say 'No,'
+do you? Well, then, tell me what does become of them? Let a man
+spend his money in luxuries as he likes; these have to be produced;
+he is a consumer; it may be a foolish one, but his money goes back
+and forms a part of the entire wage fund of the country. When you
+say they have not a right to waste and squander their money, I think
+it would be better if they did not. But just remember how much is
+spent in the drink trade in this country. Let us look at ourselves a
+little, or I will trouble you to look at yourselves a little.
+£132,000,000 is the amount, I think, that is spent every year in
+drink. Of that £80,000,000, it is estimated, is spent by the working
+classes. I am not going into the question of drink, whether right or
+wrong, foolish or proper; I only want to point out that every class,
+to a very considerable extent, squanders a good deal of its means.
+Gentlemen, there is no more incontrovertible fact than this--that the
+more capital there is in the country the better it is for the country
+and the better it is for labour. I have already pointed out that it
+itself creates labour by those {467} persons who have capital
+consuming the capital. For instance, this £100,000,000 which comes
+from foreign investments: would it be of any use that its owners
+should fly from this country with their £100,000,000 per annum? It
+is better that they should spend it here.
+
+"There are other advantages connected with capital. Mr. Hyndman has
+pointed to the evils of competitions. Now I am going to show you
+that competition is really to the advantage of the working man. You
+will admit that a certain amount of capital is necessary in order to
+fructify industry. You have to have a factory, plant, and a wage
+fund. All this requires capital. The cheaper capital is obtained
+the more there remains for wage fund. On that there can be no sort
+of difference. ['How is it we never get it?'] Well, you are begging
+the question. I am going to show you that you do get it. Owing to
+this country having so much increased in wealth the interest upon
+capital has gone down. There is perpetual competition going on among
+capitalists themselves. This is proved by facts. In 1800 the
+interest on money was about five per cent.; at the present moment
+interest is rather less than four per cent. All that is taken away
+from capital most unquestionably goes to labour. It cannot go
+anywhere else. This is why countries compete for capital. Look at
+our colonies and foreign nations. Do not they all compete for
+capital? Of course they do. There is a third reason: the greater
+number of rich you have in a country, the greater the amount of wool
+which you may shear for the national expenditure. Take Northampton.
+Suppose twenty men came here, each with £10,000 per annum. You would
+say it is an uncommonly lucky thing they have come to Northampton.
+We'll levy rates upon their houses, and they will spend money here
+and benefit the town. Suppose these men came with £100,000 and
+suppose they put up some hosiery factories. Surely you admit that
+that would be a great advantage to the town of Northampton.
+Evidently, the greater the amount of {468} capital attracted to any
+one particular place the greater the advantage to that place. The
+idea of driving away capital is much like a farmer saying: I will
+drive away my sheep because these sheep eat grass. They do eat
+grass. But the grass is converted into mutton. In the same way the
+money of the capitalists is converted into a labour fund for you.
+Well, gentlemen, I say the only way for a country to be prosperous is
+to encourage capital to go there, and the only way to encourage
+capital to go there is to give some sort of security to capital.
+
+"What is the difference between this country and Persia, or any other
+Eastern country? In the Eastern country a despot is always laying
+hands on every atom a man can save. A man therefore hides away, or
+runs away, from the country with his savings. The result is that the
+country is poor and the working men of that country are poor. Now
+take the cases of China and this country. In China there are
+400,000,000 inhabitants. No doubt the Chinese work very hard. There
+is, however, no capital there; there is no safety for capital. And
+the consequence is that the Chinese labourers do not produce so much
+as the comparatively few million workers in England. Moreover, every
+fifteen Chinese do not get the wage of one single working man in
+England. The reason is that the Chinese are not industrially
+organised. They have not the advantage of capital to aid them in
+producing. Each works, so to say, on his own hand, with the result
+that they are far worse off than the men in the factory which has
+been brought into existence by capital.
+
+"Now, gentlemen, I will take a cotton factory, under the present
+system. It has to be built and equipped. That requires capital.
+There is capital required for the wage fund, that is to say, to pay
+wages to the men during the year, because of course the money does
+not come in until the end of the year, and then capital is required
+to buy the raw material. Mr. McCulloch says that for every adult
+thousand men employed in such a factory £100,000 is required for
+fixed capital, £60,000 is required for a wage fund, and {469}
+£200,000 is required for the purchase of raw material. The total is
+£360,000. Now, gentlemen, the first charge is obviously interest on
+capital. You must get the capital in some way. Assume that you
+borrow it. You get interest on capital. Another charge is the raw
+material. Raw material you cannot alter because the cotton comes
+from abroad. All you can do in order to increase the amount going to
+the wage fund is to reduce the amount that goes as interest on
+capital, and that which is called profit to the undertaker of the
+concern. Now what is the profit in the whole of the textile trade?
+The profit and the interest on capital do not amount to more than
+four per cent. A portion of that goes to the capitalist and the
+remainder for the organising skill and intelligence of the man who
+brings the whole thing together and works it. Well, you surely will
+not tell me that that is excessive. It is rather too little. For my
+part I have often wondered why in the world a man takes the risks of
+trade instead of investing his money in something that brings him in
+four per cent. Mr. Hyndman talked of the gambling interests of the
+capitalists. Why, that is all for your benefit. Each capitalist,
+call him a gambler or a vain man, thinks himself cleverer than other
+people and says, I am going to make a fortune. One does make twenty
+per cent., and the other gets ruined. But if you take the whole body
+of capitalists their profits come out at four per cent. If it were
+not for the gambling chance, or the ability shown by some undertaken
+in making this four per cent., you would not get money at so low a
+rate of interest as now, nor would you get a body of skilled
+organisers ready to take so little as they do take at the present
+moment for their ability and work. Now, Mr. Hyndman will, I think,
+admit with me that the thousand men would not produce so much were it
+not for the organising powers of some man, and also for the capital
+employed. We know they would not. Each man without the aid of
+capital would make so much a day. With the organisation and with the
+capital employed in the {470} business he makes a great deal more, so
+that he really benefits--he gets more than he would from his own
+particular separate work. He gets more that is from his collective
+work by this application of capital and organisation than he would be
+logically entitled to were he to work without the aid of capital and
+machinery.
+
+"Now I am going to show you by a few figures what benefit capital has
+been to the working man. Here, again, you have a great difficulty
+with the figures. They are calculated out by various men, but I
+think this conclusion is generally accepted. In 1800 all that was
+earned, obtained, secured in wages to working men was seventy
+millions sterling. In 1860 this had increased to 400 millions. In
+1860 the numbers engaged in manual labour were double those engaged
+in 1800, so you must make a deduction for that. It would then stand
+thus, that whereas a man got seventy pence, shillings, or pounds for
+his work in 1800, in 1860 by the co-operation of capital he received
+200. But it is even more at the present time, for he now receives
+600 millions. There is a dispute as to whether it is 500 millions or
+600 millions. Mr. Giffen says it is 600, Mr. Leone Levi says it is
+531. Mr. Hyndman says it is 300. Well, anyhow, that is two to one.
+I stand by Mr. Giffen and Mr. Leone Levi and take the figure as at
+531. But here again is another way of putting it. In the first year
+of the present reign, the gross income of the country was 515
+millions. Of this 235 millions went to labour. Labour at the
+present time gets 531 millions according to the lower estimate of
+Professor Leone Levi, consequently labour now gets more than the
+income of the entire country at the commencement of the present reign.
+
+"Gentlemen, there can be no more erroneous idea than to suppose, as
+Mr. Hyndman apparently (as I gathered from him) laid down, that the
+lot of the working man is not bettered by machinery, or that
+machinery by doing part of the work now done by working men either
+increases the number of hours or reduces the wages of labour. My
+contention is {471} that it reduces the number of hours and increases
+the wage of the individual. Listen to this: Machinery, of course, is
+revolutionising the labour market; but it is not found that
+machinery, while it displaces labour, though opening up new channels
+for the displaced workers, either increases the hours of labour or
+decreases the remuneration. Before the Sweating Committee it was
+stated that the wages of nailmakers in this country was 12s. a week
+on the average. The American nailer earns £6 a week; yet American
+nails are only half the price of English. The explanation is that,
+owing to excellent machinery and efficient labour, maintained by high
+wages and short hours, the American produces 2½ tons of nails while
+the English man or woman is making two cwt. You say 'Shame!' I say,
+'Why don't you do it?' Why don't you follow the example of the
+Americans?
+
+"Take again the illustration of a Waterbury watch. So exact is the
+machinery which cuts the different parts of this watch that an
+assistant will put one of these instruments together in a few minutes
+by selecting at random a piece from as many heaps as there are parts
+in the watch. Yet the workmen earn 45s. a week, and the watches can
+be sold cheaper than those made by workmen earning 8s. or 9s. a week
+in the Black Forest. How is this? Because by the aid of his
+improved machinery the American completes 150 watches in the same
+time as the European is painfully manufacturing forty. You will say
+that some capitalist wrote that; some man who was unfit to judge the
+matter. I will tell you who the capitalist was. I got it out of
+Reynolds's newspaper last Saturday. As I pointed out, in the factory
+you have these diverse charges--the charge for interest, the charge
+for ability in organising, and the charge for the wage of the worker.
+The business, I hold, of the wage worker is to see that he gets a
+fair wage; and it is because the only way to do this is to combine in
+trade unions that I am one of the strongest advocates of trade
+unionism in the whole country. Then take distribution. I leave
+{472} out the carriage and sale of the various articles in the shops.
+Here again competition reduces prices. You know that as well as I
+do. You know perfectly well that you see stuck up in some shops:
+'Come and buy here; things are half a farthing less than anywhere
+else.' Shopkeepers compete against each other. And there you have
+just the same reason as in the case of factories why men go into the
+business of shopkeeping, because each man thinks he is cleverer than
+his neighbour; each one believes he is going to make his fortune and
+his neighbour is not. But labour benefits by this because the lower
+the price of the article the greater the demand for it. I say that,
+taking the whole shopkeepers of this country, taking their labour,
+taking the amount of capital they put into their different shops, it
+is impossible to say that they get an excessive profit from their
+trade.
+
+"Now, of late there has been a good deal of discussion in regard to
+co-operation. I observe that Mr. Hyndman did not allude to
+co-operation. But co-operation exists at present, both in regard to
+production and in regard to distribution. In order to carry out
+co-operation on the very largest scale it would not be necessary to
+alter the whole basis of society. Under the present despised system
+any working-men may co-operate with each other, may be their own
+employers, and in that way get every farthing that is derived from
+their employment. Statistics show that co-operation, just like other
+things, sometimes pays and sometimes does not pay. In Lancashire, in
+Yorkshire and in the north of England there is a great deal of
+co-operation both in regard to production and in regard to
+distribution. The latest returns show that about $15,000,000 is
+employed in this work. As I have said, in some cases they pay and in
+some cases they do not pay. I have observed some curious things in
+connection with this. You would say that at a co-operative store you
+would get an article cheaper than at a shop, whereas, as a matter of
+fact, you do not get an article cheaper. It is a curious thing that
+you don't, and the reason is this. The {473} co-operators get
+together in shares a certain capital which has to pay four or five
+per cent. Then each member gets a _pro rata_ return at the end of
+the year, a percentage upon the amount he has paid in the store in
+connection with his own particular trading. That is perfectly fair.
+Well, so eager are they to get the return that they put up the price
+of the goods against themselves. You must remember that while I
+advocate co-operation, or while I say that co-operation needs no
+Socialism to enable working-men to get every farthing from the
+process of production and distribution, I do not believe that
+co-operation in distribution is not without certain evils. Why is it
+that shops still hold their own, and I believe always will hold their
+own? By competition in the first place prices in the shops are
+reduced to as little as or less than the prices in the stores.
+Again, if a man wants a red herring he don't walk to the middle of
+the town, near where the stores have to be, but prefers going to a
+neighbouring shop and buying it there. Moreover, we know that a
+great many men have spent their wages before the end of the week, and
+they want a little credit. You may depend, upon taking all things
+into consideration, that no very great benefit is to be got out of
+co-operative distribution. I merely went into this question of
+co-operation, not to discuss so much the advantages or disadvantages
+of co-operation, as to point out to you that co-operation can exist,
+may exist, and does exist among working men, whenever they like it,
+under the present system.
+
+"Now I come to Mr. Hyndman's plan. I have said a few words in favour
+of the present system. I have tried to explain what that present
+system is, and how, as a matter of fact, labour does benefit by the
+existence of capital and capitalist. Mr. Hyndman's plan, I take it,
+is based upon the notion that labour does not get its full share;
+that it only gets one-third. ['It ought to get the lot.'] Very
+well, I have often in the course of my life thought I ought to get
+the lot, but I have never got it, I can tell you. Mr. Hyndman's
+{474} idea is that if the State took upon itself the functions
+performed by private capitalists everybody would be fully employed
+and properly paid. Could this desirable result be brought about?
+That is the real thing. If, at once, under Mr. Hyndman's guidance we
+could enter upon the millennium we should all be for entering. But
+the question is whether we _should_ enter it by this gate or whether
+we should get somewhere else.
+
+"I have got here the programme of the Social-Democratic Federation.
+I have extracted it from Justice. It is all right. Mr. Hyndman
+pointed out that a great many things in the programme were merely
+doctrines which had been put forward by the Socialists, and had now
+been adopted by the Radicals. I should say that there was a great
+deal in it that was put forward by the Radicals and had always been
+advocated by the Radicals; and we are exceedingly glad that the
+Socialists agree with us so far. Now I like this programme. What
+has been my trouble in talking with some Socialists is that they
+never have the courage of their own opinions. What are you hissing
+for? I am going to praise you. As members of the Social-Democratic
+Federation you are surely not going to take under your wing every
+Socialist in the world. I have often had discussions with
+Socialists, and I have found that they leave out certain portions of
+their programme. I have said to them: That is a necessary plank in
+your programme; knock out any of these stones and you knock down the
+arch. You have done nothing of the kind. You have fairly and
+squarely put this as the Social Revolution in all its details. You
+see I am not complaining of you, so don't cry out again before you
+are hurt. Now, Number 7 says: 'The means of production,
+distribution, and exchange to be declared as collective or common
+property.' Now, what does this mean? That all manufacturing, all
+shopkeeping, all shipping, all the agricultural industry, and all
+banking ought to be done by the State----"
+
+{475}
+
+_Mr. Hyndman_: "Community."
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_: "Or community. Every man, as I understand it, is
+to do his bit of work, every man is to have his share of the profit
+of the business. Have you ever thought what amount of capital this
+would require? The building of factories would require 1000 million
+pounds for ten million workers. The wage fund would be 600 millions;
+the raw material would be 200 millions; the shipping, say about 500
+millions. I am trying to underestimate the amount. As to the shops,
+I suppose, if you took all there are in the whole country, they would
+cost about 100 millions. Then the agricultural buildings and
+machinery, excluding the land itself, would be, say, 500 millions.
+This would be very much under a proper estimate, but still the whole
+amount runs up to something like 3000 millions. Are all the
+factories to be seized? My friend says 'Yes.' That will knock off
+1000 millions at once. Are all the shops to be seized? ['Yes,
+yes.'] This will knock off 100 millions for the shops. Still, if
+you do this, you won't certainly have done. Obviously you have to
+buy the raw material, you have to have a wage fund, and a good deal
+to keep the machinery in order even when you have laid hands on it in
+the expeditious way your friend proposes. That would be 2000
+millions. How are you going to get it? You would borrow it.
+_Would_ you borrow it? Let us suppose you borrow it. To borrow it
+you have to get somebody to lend it to you. I have known a great
+many persons ready to borrow more than people are ready to lend.
+Another item, which I am bound to say is not in the Radical programme
+of the Social-Democratic Federation, is the repudiation of the
+National Debt. Now, sure, if you repudiate the National Debt you
+would find a difficulty in getting anybody to lend you the money you
+want. Where are you going to get it? Are you going to levy it upon
+property? What property are you going to levy it upon? We'll allow
+that the land and factories are to be seized. If they are not to be
+{476} seized they are to be ruined; they are to be left high and dry.
+No individual man is to work in them. You would have a certain
+amount of portable property like the money that comes in from foreign
+investments, but its owners would not wait to have it taken. They
+would immediately clear out of the country."
+
+_Mr. Hyndman_: "Hear, hear."
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_: "I am going from surprise to surprise. I really do
+believe that Mr. Hyndman wishes that the men with the 100 millions
+should clear out of the country. These 100 millions are derived from
+investments made abroad. The investments are already made, and the
+money may be paid here or abroad just as its owners please.
+Therefore you would absolutely have no control over it. Its owners
+could walk off to America or France to-morrow, or to one of our
+colonies, where they would be welcomed with pleasure and where they
+would be able to live with their 100 millions and spend it just as
+they liked. The only difference would be that they would not be
+consumers here, they would not compete with their capital to reduce
+the interest on the capital necessary to run the whole business of
+the country. I am very curious to know, I cannot quite make out,
+whether a man may save or not. It is not clear. I see one of the
+articles is, 'the production and distribution of wealth is to be
+regulated by society.' That leads me to suppose he may not save. I
+should say myself that if you are going to carry out this millennium
+you could only do it by preventing any sort of saving: because if
+savings take place you will have some men rich and some poor,
+evidently. But how about the professions? What are they to be done
+with? Are professional men not to be allowed to make any savings? I
+see all justice is to be free. Well, that would create a good deal
+of litigation; but I personally suffer a good deal from justice, so
+that I don't know that I should particularly object to that item.
+You would have, I presume, these professions! You would have doctors
+and men {477} engaged in art and so forth? They would be able to
+sell their productions abroad, their skill abroad. Consequently how
+would you regulate their fortunes? How are you going to regulate the
+distribution of wealth in regard to these men? I say the thing is
+absolutely and utterly impracticable. You could not. Yet,
+gentlemen, it seems there is some idea of saving, for I see this in
+another article: 'The extension of the Post Office Savings Bank which
+will absorb all private institutions that draw profit from money or
+credit!' Well, but who would put into the Post Office? The Post
+Office, if they did put it in, would have to incur all the risks of
+the great business. But I told you that the National Debt was to be
+repudiated. What is the fact? That the Post Office Savings Bank has
+invested £5,599,000 of public savings, of labour mainly, in consols.
+If, consequently, you were to do away with the National Debt one of
+the things you would do would be to repudiate five millions sterling
+saved by labour. Now, I think it was some gentleman who was
+discussing the matter with me in the _Reporter_ who said that you
+might save, but no man would be allowed to employ any savings by
+making another man work for him. Allow me to point out to you that
+indirectly one man must work for another if he does not work for
+himself. Is he going, like that wicked man in the Bible, to hide his
+talent in a napkin? Not a bit. I suppose he will make a little
+interest on it. He won't work for the interest himself, so somebody
+else will. If you are going to try to distribute wealth you will
+have continual disputes, for I deny that, so long as human nature is
+what it is, so long as a man wants to lay by something for his
+children, you will be able to prevent savings. The only thing you
+would be able to do would be to frighten savings away from this
+country, and cause them to be taken to some other country, which
+would compete against you.
+
+"Let us suppose now that this initial difficulty of obtaining the
+money is got over. Then there comes the organisation. Well, who
+would organise? Who would be {478} superintendents, and who would be
+workers? Who would engage in the complicated business of exchange
+with foreign countries? Remember, all skilled talent would
+disappear. You say 'Ha, ha!' Do you really think that a man who
+perhaps is a skilled organiser of labour, who could earn a thousand
+or two thousand a year abroad or in the colonies, would stay here and
+receive an exceedingly small sum, simply because he was an
+Englishman? Of course he would go away. I say you would deprive the
+country of its most intelligent organisers.
+
+"There is another difficulty. Who would settle the employment to be
+secured for each person? Here is a shepherd. He would say: 'I want
+to be a shoemaker.' 'My good friend,' they would say, 'we don't want
+you; go and be a shepherd.' They'd say to me: 'We've got quite
+enough newspapers without yours. We want a good chimney sweep. Be
+that. Go to Newcastle.' They'd say to our friend, Mr. Hyndman:
+'We'll find employment for you in hay-making in Somersetshire.' Mr.
+Hyndman may say he likes that paternal arrangement; he likes
+hay-making. I'll tell you one thing: I wouldn't go and sweep
+chimneys in Newcastle. But you say that the State carries on the
+Post Office, the Army, and the Navy, among other things; and I say it
+carries them on exceedingly badly too. You will find, taking ship
+for ship, that ships can be built in a private yard much cheaper than
+in a public yard. As for the Post Office, I agree with Mr. Hyndman
+in saying I do not know any public Department so badly managed as the
+Post Office. There is an enormous deal of sweating; the big men get
+too big salaries, and the little men do not get enough. If the Army,
+Navy, and Post Office be an exemplication of what would be done under
+the paternal arrangement, Heaven help us!
+
+"But, gentlemen, what really surpasses my understanding is this, how
+in the world, if Mr. Hyndman's system were adopted, any regular work,
+or shorter hours, or better pay, {479} or employment of all would be
+more easily obtained than under the present system. I say your
+capital, if you did get it, would be at a higher cost. I say that
+profit, if you take profit, is almost reduced by competition to a
+minimum. You would not make one shilling by the transaction.
+Supply, surely, would depend upon demand. You could not alter that.
+Take the foreign trade. You would not increase your foreign trade,
+under this system. You would still have to compete with foreign
+countries in China and elsewhere. Foreign consumers would take goods
+from those from whom they could buy them cheapest. The Socialists
+have perceived this, and they have invented the idea of establishing
+on the land an enormous number of labourers, who are to act as
+consumers, and consequently take all the home surplus products. And
+I see here it is proposed that the Municipal or State army of
+labourers should be organised as on the great farms in America. Mr.
+Hyndman alluded to what they did on these bonanza farms. They send
+men down to them twice a year, once to sow and once to reap. You
+might find if you had the proposed armies that the product might be
+increased, but the number of persons employed on the land, that is to
+say, the consumers on the land, would be reduced. That is why I have
+been in favour of small holdings.
+
+"As to the numbers of the agricultural labourers, those labourers won
+us the election last time, remember. What are you hissing at? Did
+you want the Conservatives to win? You must take people as they are.
+These agricultural labourers may be wrong, but their strongest desire
+is to become possessors of small holdings. That has been the aim and
+object of the Parish Councils Bill, which will slowly and quietly
+nationalise the land by throwing the property, little by little, and
+very quickly I think, into the hands of the Parish Councils, who will
+let it to the villagers. You will then get a large number of
+agriculturalists on the land, far greater than now, consuming your
+products. At the same time you would avoid their coming into the
+towns and {480} competing with you for labour. The subject is a very
+lengthy one. As I said, you have to go into the question in all its
+absolute details. I will only tell you one other reason why I object
+to this system of making us all children in the hands of the State.
+I say it would be the greatest danger to our liberties. Why is the
+Anglo-Saxon race the master race in the world? Why has the
+Anglo-Saxon race maintained its liberties? It is because of that
+individualism, that self-reliance, which exists in this country. I
+would trust no body of men, not Mr. Hyndman and the leaders of the
+Social-Democratic Federation--though I make no implication against
+them--nor even a body of angels, with the power of destroying and
+ruining, at one fell blow, the entire nation. This unquestionably
+would be the case, and who would be able to resist it? You would
+have some strong and powerful man coming forward, supported by all
+the discontented, all the men who were not prepared to accept this
+wondrous dispensation, this dead level of equality. I say you would
+have such a man; I say the risk is too great. Mr. Hyndman has
+alluded to France. What did one great Frenchman, M. Guizot, say?
+He said: 'The evil of France is that a Frenchman must either be
+administered or an administrator.' What is the consequence of that
+feeling? They have no self-reliance. Every now and then they have a
+Republic, and then comes one like Napoleon, who overturns their
+Republic and seizes upon the whole thing.
+
+"I have almost finished now. I infinitely prefer listening to Mr.
+Hyndman to speaking myself, but I had to make some defence of the
+cause by which I stand. I do say that the Radical Party as at
+present constituted, the modern Radical Party, has adopted every
+reasonable idea of Socialism. And the future of this country depends
+upon Socialism being recognised within proper limits--Collectivism I
+would prefer to call it--individualism being recognised, trade
+unionism being recognised, co-operation being recognised. We must
+all give up our little separate fads and all work together in {481}
+the cause of Democracy, the rule, the absolute rule, of the people,
+ruling for the benefit of the people."
+
+Mr. Hyndman said in reply:
+
+"There are just one or two points I should like to deal with in reply
+to Mr. Labouchere. To begin with I have listened with the greatest
+surprise to-night to his constant reference to the wage fund.
+Without any disrespect to him I say that, as a matter of fact, that
+figment has been abandoned by every political economist of any note
+for the last thirty years. It was abandoned by Mr. John Stuart Mill,
+in deference to the criticism of Long and Cairnes twenty-five years
+ago. The bottom was knocked out of it by Marx forty years ago. What
+is the wage fund, my friends? The wage fund is provided by the
+labourer himself, who, mark you, advances his labour to the
+capitalist before he gets a farthing of wages. There is not a man in
+this hall, however big an Individualist or Radical he may be, not a
+single working man here who goes to work from week end to week end
+that does not advance a week's labour to the capitalist before he
+gets a sixpence in return. The fact of the matter is that the
+capitalist has got in his possession the value, and more than the
+value, far more than the value paid as wages before he pays a
+sixpence of those wages. He can go to his banker with the product he
+has got out of the labourer and get an advance before he pays those
+wages. Practically in getting the advance he realises the product of
+his employees' labour. The fallacy of the wage fund theory is
+recognised by every economist, and I defy Mr. Labouchere to prove I
+am wrong. I will defy Mr. Labouchere to name an economist who
+upholds it."
+
+At this point of Mr. Hyndman's speech Mr. Labouchere rose and said:
+
+"I deny that there is one single economist of repute who questions
+the effect of what I said about the wage fund. The employer has
+either to provide himself with a wage fund, and then he is entitled
+to interest on his money, or he has to {482} borrow it from someone
+else, and then he has to pay interest. The working-man, it is
+perfectly true, gives him credit for a week--not always, but I am
+taking Mr. Hyndman's statement--but the employer does not, I
+say--take the cotton industry--the employer does not get back his
+money till the end of the year. Consequently, whereas the working
+man gives credit for a week, the employer has to give him credit for
+fifty-one weeks. ['No, no.'] I say yes, there is no question about
+it. All that I want to point out is that you have to pay interest on
+this wage fund. Mr. Hyndman admits it, because he says, what does he
+do? He goes and obtains it from his banker. Does his banker give it
+to him?"
+
+To which Mr. Hyndman retorted, not ineffectually:
+
+"I say that the security has been provided by the working man before
+the capitalist is able to raise a sixpence on it, and that all he
+does is to divide up the surplus value he has got from the worker
+with the banker who has made the advance. There is no such thing as
+a wage fund, except that provided by the worker himself. And it is
+exactly the same with the capital. Friends and fellow-citizens,
+where does this capital come from? From the labourers themselves.
+Where can the capital come from if not from the labour of the
+workers? Did not the workers build every factory in this country,
+from its base to its topmost storey? Did they not put down every
+sleeper on the railways, and lay down every mile of line? I say,
+therefore, that this idea of the wage fund, which has been repudiated
+by John Stuart Mill, by Cairnes, by Mr. Alfred Marshall, by every
+economist of note, does not exist in economy, but is a figment of the
+imagination. Now, friends, as to this question of families fading
+out. Mr. Labouchere says that the death-rate has lowered. That is
+perfectly true. On the average the death-rate _has_ lowered. But
+mark this. It has lowered principally in the well-to-do districts.
+The death-rate in St. George's, Hanover Square, is 11 per 1000; in
+several districts of Lambeth it is 66."
+
+{483}
+
+Mr. Labouchere, evidently astonished, turned to the Chairman and
+said, "Is that a fact?" Some one in the audience shouted "Proof!"
+
+"Proof you must look up in the statistics; I can't bring a library
+here with me. I say, friends, in addition to that, that vitality is
+on a lower plane. For this, again, I give as my authority passages
+quoted in Alfred Marshall's _Principles of Economics_, where you will
+find the opinions of doctors. I also refer you to reports of
+certifying surgeons for the factories for the year 1875 and later
+dates. I say that when I speak of families fading out, I mean that
+the physical and mental vigour and initiative of those families are
+crushed down in our great cities. I have never heard it disputed
+before; I don't think I shall hear it disputed again. If you ask any
+of the great contractors as to his supply of powerful navvies, he
+will tell you he cannot get them out of the towns. If you ask any of
+the recruiting officers he will tell you the lads from the cities are
+physically useless. You will find the standard of height for
+recruits has decreased five inches during the present reign, and the
+chest measurement in proportion. Consequently there is, I say, in
+our great cities, which form the bulk of the population, a constant
+physical deterioration going on, which will end in the fading-out of
+the people unless we replace this system of robbery and rascality and
+oppression that is going on at present by a better. I cannot stop
+any length of time to dispute about the way in which the wealth that
+is taken from the workers is divided up. It matters not to me
+whether it is the Royal Family, or the professional men, or the
+servants who divide it, or in what proportion they divide it, after
+it has been taken from the worker. That makes, I say, no difference
+whatsoever. The workers never see it again. Four per cent. also on
+£100,000,000 is forty per cent. on £10,000,000. How is the amount of
+capital reckoned? Mr. Labouchere knows perfectly well that a coal
+mine or factory which has cost but £40,000 will frequently be
+capitalised at £200,000. {484} That is the way they put it in the
+Blue Books. I can give an example of a mill in Rochdale where the
+freehold belongs to the man who owns that mill, when and where every
+single charge is met in a separate category, and then, after all
+these are divided, the interest on the capital is reckoned over again
+on the whole capitalised value. I say that four per cent. does not
+represent the profits on cotton, even in these comparatively bad days
+for the cotton industry. But the mere fact that the profit is going
+down means that competition is cutting its own throat, that we are no
+longer masters of the markets of the world. And what does the
+capitalist do when his profits go down? He tries to make another
+turn of the screw on his labourers--and the result was the great
+cotton strike which occurred a short time ago, when, for sixteen
+weeks on end, the poor unfortunate spinners and weavers stood out
+because they would not have that amount which the capitalist was
+losing in the competitive market sweated out of their very bone and
+blood. So much for your four per cent. or your forty per cent. It
+is wrung out of the workers, it can come from nobody else. As to the
+organiser, what did the Roman slave-owner give to his villeins, who
+stood in the same relation to the working slaves as the capitalist
+organiser to the labouring classes to-day? He paid him lower
+remuneration because his labours were less exhausting. That is a
+positive fact. I say that if you want organisers who to-day are
+appointed by the capitalist, let them be appointed by the workers,
+who can pay them far better than the capitalists, because you will
+have all the capitalists' profits and all the amounts the capitalists
+sweat out of their employees' labour as well to pay with. ['Don't
+capitalists start as working men?'] Yes, and the more they grab, the
+bigger they get. As to the amount received by the working men as
+wages, Mr. Leone Levi was one of the most unscrupulous and lying
+champions of the capitalist class who ever wrote. He represented
+that the average wages of working men and women throughout England
+{485} were 32s. a week. That is a positive fact; it is on record in
+his own books. Thirty-two shillings a week! I say that is a
+deliberate lie. And that is how he made out his amount of 531
+millions. As a matter of fact, Mr. Giffen and Mr. Mulhall both
+included in the wages of the working classes all those paid to
+domestic servants, the soldiers and sailors, all that is paid to your
+noble friends the police. I say that, as a matter of fact, those are
+not producers in the common sense of the word. They are simply
+encumbrances upon the industrial community. I say, further, that out
+of the amount paid in wages to the working classes, which I reckon at
+£300,000,000 to £350,000,000, not a sixpence more, one-fifth or
+one-fourth has to be paid as rent for the miserable dwellings the
+workers occupy. That is, I say, the position of the labouring
+portion of the community at the present time. I am told that
+shopkeepers are a useful class. Well, surely there are too many of
+them. You will find in one street half a dozen people vending the
+same wares. The organisation of any decent system of distribution
+would not allow such a state of things to continue, but would turn
+the unnecessary distributors into producers, and thus lighten the
+weight of producing on the others. Mr. Labouchere does not seem to
+understand that what we want is not money. You cannot eat it; you
+cannot be clothed with it. What you want is good hats, good homes,
+and good beefsteaks--enjoyment, contentment in life, comfort, and
+beyond all these, public amusements of every kind. I say that these
+have nothing whatsoever to do with money. If you want to save, you
+don't want to save money; you want to save those things which are
+necessary to the support and continuance of life. Mr. Labouchere
+seems to think that communism is unknown on this planet. I say that
+human beings far lower in the range of civilisation than we, with
+comparatively small and puny means of production, live far more
+happily, in far better conditions of life, than enormous proportions
+of our great city population. Where? I will tell you. I say I
+{486} have lived among communal tribes where, as a matter of fact,
+the conditions are as I have told you. The inhabitants of Polynesia,
+the Pueblas of New Mexico, and the people of other places which I
+have not seen, live better, considerably better, with all their small
+means of production, than the proletariat of our great cities, and
+they produce, regard being had to the productive powers at their
+command, articles of clothing and domestic use as remarkable in their
+way as the finest products of civilisation. More than that, all the
+great bed-rock inventions of humanity, the wheel, the potter's wheel,
+the smelting of metals, the canoe, the rudder, the sail, every one of
+these and many more, the stencil plate and weaving, to wit, were
+invented under communism and no human being knows who invented them.
+That is a sufficient answer to the supposition that under a Socialist
+state of society there would be no progress in the invention. But I
+am asked what the capitalists will do when the transformation to a
+co-operative commonwealth is made. They will go away with their
+capital. What is capital? Capital is the means and instruments of
+production used by a class to make profit out of labour. Can the
+capitalist roll up the railways and take them away in his
+portmanteau? Will he walk away with the factories in his waistcoat
+pocket? Mr. Labouchere himself sees the futility of some of this.
+He advocates the nationalisation of the railways because he says that
+they will be better administered under the State than to-day."
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_: "No, no."
+
+_Mr. Hyndman_: "Why then do you want to nationalise them?"
+
+_Mr. Labouchere_: "I very much doubt whether they would be better
+managed in the sense that they would produce more money than now. I
+hold that the roads of a country ought to belong essentially to the
+State. It is better for the general benefit that they should be held
+collectively. I do object to their giving preferential rates to
+foreigners and {487} charging excessive amounts to persons sending
+goods a short distance in England. That is the reason why I think
+the railways would be better in the hands of the State."
+
+_Mr. Hyndman_: "As a matter of fact, preferential rates can be
+stopped without the nationalisation of the railways. Mr. Labouchere
+can bring in a Bill when Parliament meets to prevent them. Why,
+then, is he so Utopian as to demand the nationalisation of the
+railways? I want, however, to raise the discussion out of the minor
+points, and I say this, that Socialism does not mean organisation by
+the State under the control of Mr. Hyndman, or any one else, but the
+entire organisation of industry, on the highest plane of co-operation
+for the benefit of all. In that co-operative commonwealth
+competition for profit will be unknown. Mr. Labouchere has drawn a
+tremendous picture of what it will cost to effect the change. What
+does the social system cost you as it is going on to-day?
+Competition carried to its logical issue must engender monopolies.
+These monopolies have been given by the capitalist class to
+themselves in their capitalist House of Commons. That assembly must
+be re-constituted and turned to Social-Democratic purposes. But then
+you will lose all those clever men who will not join with you! Where
+will they go? We are stronger in France than in England, and
+stronger in Germany than in France. Will they go to China? That
+seems to me the last refuge of the wandering individualist, the last
+place on the planet where the individualist will be able to go.
+Socialism is gaining ground in every country in the world, and mark
+this, where the people are best educated, there we are most powerful.
+Germany is the best educated country, and Socialism is stronger there
+than in any other nation. Whatever city in England has a body of
+educated workers, there we make way quickly. Mr. Labouchere seems to
+think that no one will serve his fellowmen unless he is able to grab
+from them. His idea of humanity seems to me--I wish to say {488}
+nothing that is in the least offensive, and I will withdraw it at
+once if it is considered so."
+
+For about a minute there was disorder so great that Mr. Hyndman was
+unable to proceed. The Chairman rose and appealed for quietness
+during the two or three minutes that remained to Mr. Hyndman.
+Silence having been restored, Mr. Hyndman said:
+
+"I say, friends, that the representation that the men of
+intelligence, of genius, of capacity, and the like would leave us and
+go to other places means that they are not animated by the idea of
+serving their species, but simply of making their own fortunes. I
+say that mankind, as a whole, has higher ideals than that. I say
+that all the great work done on this planet, all the great books that
+have ever been written, all the great inventions that have ever been
+made, have not been made for money, but for something higher than
+that. I say further, that when a man has been paid all he requires
+to sustain a happy, contented, and wholesome life, when he has around
+him a people living happily with him, co-operating with him, when he
+sees that every effort he makes tends to the advantage of the whole
+community and to the drawback and domination of none, I say that
+then, animated with a lofty public spirit, he will place his whole
+power, his whole intelligence, his very faults, and his life at the
+disposal of the community he benefits by his existence."
+
+Mr. Hyndman went on to point out that many of the reforms adopted by
+the Radicals were in reality due to Socialist inspiration. He
+instanced the eight hours day and the nationalisation of railways,
+which Mr. Labouchere had advocated, and concluded what must have been
+a stirring and able speech as follows:
+
+"Now I repeat, friends and fellow-citizens, that we are arguing for
+what is inevitable, that at the present moment the capitalist system,
+like the feudal system before it, and chattel slavery before that,
+heads back progress. I say {489} that now, in many directions the
+force of electricity, and various great mechanical and chemical
+inventions, which might tend to the benefit of the race are being
+headed back by low wages and vested private interests. I don't think
+anybody can deny that. It must be admitted also that universal
+commercial crises have occurred time after time in this century, each
+one worse than the one before it. Since the Baring crisis of 1890
+there have been great financial difficulties, and thousands and tens
+of thousands of people have been thrown out of work. Why? Not
+because there is not plenty of wealth to be produced, but because, as
+a matter of fact, the power to produce it is taken from the producers
+altogether. I say that, whether we like it or not, a system of
+Socialism is being built up out of the facts of to-day. From the
+misery we see around us there is necessarily arising a glorious
+future, the golden age which all the greatest of the sons of men from
+Plato and Moore onward have desired and foreseen, an age in which
+wage-slavery and competition having ceased, men will co-operate for
+the greater advantage and enjoyment of all. Friends, that which the
+great thinkers of old saw through a glass darkly we see face to face.
+We are the inheritors of the martyrdom of men to the forms of
+production and distribution throughout the ages. I ask you to-night
+not to treat this question as being brought down to you from on high,
+but as growing up under your feet below. Consider it earnestly for
+the sake of the men, women, and children who are being crushed down
+in our cities, and whose lives may be rendered worthy and happy. Let
+us uplift ourselves at once from the question of twopenny and
+twopenny-halfpenny profit into a higher, nobler, and more glorious
+sphere."
+
+Mr. J. G. Smith, on behalf of the Socialists, wound up the
+proceedings by proposing a vote of thanks to both speakers. He
+expressed his appreciation of the "sincerity and honesty" with which
+Mr. Labouchere had met Mr. Hyndman.
+
+{490}
+
+Opinions will probably differ as to who really got the better of this
+encounter, nor shall I be rash enough to award the palm. At least
+Mr. Labouchere's speech shows the sort of way in which he approached
+the question. It shows his dislike of theory, his determination to
+stick to the concrete, and his distaste for rhetoric.
+
+
+
+
+{491}
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+MR. LABOUCHERE AS A JOURNALIST
+
+BY MR. R. BENNETT, EDITOR OF "TRUTH"
+
+Mr. Labouchere went into newspaper work with all the best
+qualifications that a journalist can have, and with many that no
+other journalist has ever had a chance of possessing. He had an
+inborn gift for writing, using his pen by sheer force of natural
+impulse. He took a lively and unfailing interest in all the doings,
+sayings, and thoughts of his fellow creatures, while looking at all
+human affairs with critical but dispassionate detachment. His
+reflections, if not very profound, were always acute, novel, and
+humorous; and he had a method of expression, whether in speech or
+writing, peculiarly his own--pithy, witty, and unconventional. He
+was a great reader; he was at home in French, German, and Italian; he
+had acquired a smattering of the classics at Eton and Cambridge; and
+he had a retentive memory. When he first took up journalism he was
+nearly forty, and he had had an unrivalled experience of all phases
+of life, extending from Jerusalem to Mexico. Among other things, he
+had spent ten years as an attaché in six or eight different capitals;
+he had gambled in nearly every casino in Europe; he had travelled
+with a circus in America; he had run a theatre in London; he had sat
+in the House of Commons; he had dabbled in finance in the city. Add
+to all this that he had a considerable aptitude for business, as for
+most other things; lastly that he was never under any {492}
+obligation to write a line except to please himself; and it is not
+surprising that he made a distinguished mark in the world of
+journalism. It is perhaps not too much to say that the best work of
+his life was done as a journalist.
+
+Yet he seems to have tumbled into this work quite accidentally, and
+in the most unusual fashion. He began as a newspaper proprietor; he
+subsequently became an editor; and he ended as a casual unpaid
+contributor. This strange inversion of the normal career of a
+successful journalist is in keeping with everything else in his life
+and character. The story of his proprietorship of the _Daily News_
+and of his association with Edmund Yates on the _World_ has been told
+elsewhere in this book. His work on those papers, extending over
+seven years, had given Mr. Labouchere a useful and varied experience
+of very different classes of journalism when he decided, in 1876, to
+start a journal of his own. There had been no quarrel of any kind
+between him and Yates, and it was not in any spirit of antagonism to
+the proprietor of the _World_ that he decided to make his own paper
+one of the same type. At that date there was rather a reaction
+against the solidity and stolidity of the older journalism, and out
+of it had sprung a class of journals animated by a lighter spirit,
+and handling both men and things in a free and easy style. _Vanity
+Fair_ and the _World_ had been very successful in this line, and
+their spirit appealed to Mr. Labouchere, who detested pretentiousness
+in every shape, and to the end of his days never ceased to regard as
+a ridiculous object the journalist who takes himself seriously.
+"What is _Truth_?" asked some successor of jesting Pilate, who had
+heard of the title proposed for the new paper. "Another and a better
+_World_," replied Labouchere; and the quip no doubt expressed
+correctly what he had in his mind. The spirit in which he proposed
+to endow London with a new journal is perhaps even better shown in
+the title originally projected for this organ, which was, not
+"Truth," but "The Lyre." It was in deference to the opinion of {493}
+Horace Voules that Mr. Labouchere consented to abandon "The Lyre" in
+favour of "Truth." Voules's business instinct, which was highly
+developed, warned him that it is better to assume a virtue if you
+have it not. No doubt he was right. Nobody, so far as I know, has
+yet had the courage to start a paper called "The Lyre," but Mr.
+Labouchere would have done it had he been left to himself.
+
+The mention of Voules reminds one that Mr. Labouchere's first step
+when he had decided upon his new venture was to find a competent
+practical journalist to undertake the "donkey work." In a lucky
+moment he fell upon Horace St. George Voules, who eventually became
+his _alter ego_ in _Truth_ office. Horace Voules himself was a man
+of very remarkable personality and abilities. He was the son of a
+well-known solicitor at Windsor, who, by a strange freak of fortune,
+was the local Tory election agent, and as such had been instrumental
+in unseating Mr. Labouchere when he was returned for that borough.
+While still only a boy Voules had formed an ambition to become a
+journalist, and, by way of beginning at the beginning, had entered
+the great printing and publishing house of Cassell, Fetter, and
+Galpin as a printer's apprentice. He made his way upward with
+extraordinary ability, and the partners formed such a high opinion of
+him that when, in 1868, they started the _Echo_--the first London
+halfpenny paper--they put Voules in as business manager. He was then
+only four-and-twenty. He continued to manage the _Echo_ with
+remarkable success till the summer of 1876, when it was acquired by
+the late Mr. Passmore Edwards, and Voules resigned. He went away to
+take a holiday, and a few weeks later received a letter from Mr.
+Labouchere asking him to come and see him. This was the beginning of
+an intimate association which lasted till Voules's death in 1909. An
+agreement was entered into under which Voules was to be "manager" of
+_Truth_ at a very modest salary, though with a percentage of the
+profits which ultimately proved very valuable; and this agreement was
+the only one {494} ever concluded between the proprietor and his
+second-in-command, although for the last twenty-five years of
+Voules's life the whole editorial and financial control of the paper
+was in his hands alone. Another point of interest is that to meet
+the expenses of the new paper Mr. Labouchere opened a special account
+with his bankers and paid into it the sum of £1000. Some time later,
+when the growth of the business necessitated more capital, this sum
+was increased to £1500; but for the first few years £1000 was the
+whole of the capital that Mr. Labouchere invested in his venture, and
+practically it was never touched; that is to say, the account which
+he opened in 1876 with that credit remained with at least that amount
+to its credit until he sold the paper in 1910. From those details it
+may be gathered that neither the proprietor nor his manager regarded
+themselves as entering upon an enterprise of any great pith or
+moment, or imagined that they were founding a journal which would
+become famous over the whole world. It certainly did not occur to
+Horace Voules, then an ambitious and remarkably successful young man
+of thirty-two, that in becoming "manager" of this undertaking at £600
+a year he was taking a position that would occupy him for the rest of
+his days.
+
+In such circumstances the first number of _Truth_ made its appearance
+in the first week of 1877. It was a decided success, as success in
+that class of journals was reckoned at that date, though the sale of
+the first number was only a fraction of the figures reached fifteen
+or twenty years later. What was of more consequence, and perhaps
+more surprising, the second and following numbers were equally
+successful; for the production of a new journal is rather like the
+production of a new play--a full and enthusiastic house on the first
+night does not necessarily mean a long run. Horace Voules was fond
+of boasting that _Truth_ had paid its way from the first, and some of
+the credit of that result was undoubtedly due to his great business
+abilities. Mr. Labouchere had not gone into the venture with any
+idea of making money. {495} He knew the history of the early
+difficulties of the _World_, which have been referred to in an
+earlier chapter of this volume, and it was probably an agreeable
+surprise to him that he was not called upon to meet a loss on the
+first few months' working of _Truth_. In an interview which appeared
+in one of the monthly magazines a few years ago, Voules described the
+scepticism with which his chief received the balance-sheet presented
+to him at the end of the first six months. It appeared to Labouchere
+too good to be true, and he exercised his ingenuity in attempts to
+demolish it. In later years his attitude towards balance-sheets was
+very different.
+
+The combination of Labouchere and Voules was a very powerful one.
+Few newspapers have ever had a more remarkable pair of brains and
+personalities behind them--the one acute, ready-witted, audacious,
+irresponsible, intent only upon amusing himself and amusing his
+readers; the other long-headed, business-like, strenuous, and
+pushful, intent only upon making money. The time came when _Truth_
+owed everything to the guidance and inspiration of Horace Voules; but
+at the start it was Mr. Labouchere who made the paper. This can
+easily be seen on looking back to the files of the journal during the
+first two or three years of its existence. There was nothing very
+striking or sensational in the matter of its contents; in form and
+substance it did not differ materially from the journals of the same
+class that had preceded and followed it. But the hand and spirit of
+Labouchere were all over it, and gave it a character and
+individuality which were bound to make the fortune of any journal.
+His literary activity at this period was amazing. As Voules used to
+say, he was exactly like a child with a new toy; and after playing
+with many toys he had found the one which exactly suited him, for the
+handling of a pen was his greatest joy. "He would have written the
+whole paper if he could," said Voules. In point of fact for a time
+he did write a considerable part of it every week. He poured out
+amusing {496} paragraphic commentaries on every subject of the moment
+that interested him, and flooded the paper with droll reminiscences
+of his own adventures and the innumerable distinguished people whom
+he had met in all parts of the world. He "did" the dramatic
+criticism, and he never did anything better; in this owing much, no
+doubt, to his personal experience as a theatrical manager. He wrote
+every week a "City" article--a very unconventional kind of City
+article, quite unlike any product of financial journalism before or
+since. It broke out occasionally in the most unexpected directions;
+for example, one finds an irresistibly comic account of his
+experiences among brigands in Mexico cropping up in a survey of the
+financial position of that country. Starting on another occasion to
+discuss the merits of Greek stocks, he lapses into a disquisition
+upon the character of the modern Greeks, especially the peasantry,
+illuminated by reminiscences of his travels in their country. One of
+the funniest things he ever wrote--a detailed account of his journey
+through the Holy Land with the Rev. J. M. Bellew--made its appearance
+as an integral part of a critique of some new play. The connecting
+link between the two things was that Mr. Bellew's son, the late Mr.
+Kyrle Bellew, had made his debut on that first night. It is only
+when a man writes for his own paper that he can do this sort of
+thing; what would be the emotions of any normal editor on receiving
+from his dramatic critic a three-column narrative of a journey in
+Palestine as part of a notice of Mr. Bernard Shaw's last masterpiece!
+It was the spontaneity, this unexpectedness, the evident absence of
+all premeditation or effort, as well as a sort of irresponsible
+indifference to the ostensible business of the moment, that gave such
+a piquancy to Mr. Labouchere's writing, as it did to his
+conversation. It was something quite new in journalism, and it
+remains to this moment absolutely unique.
+
+Another characteristic of Mr. Labouchere's which gave a peculiar
+flavour to _Truth_ was his frankness and disregard for {497} the
+_convenances_ in speaking about his contemporaries. He had no taste
+for mere tittle-tattle and scandal-mongering in print. Prying into
+the private life of well-known people was rather a weakness of the
+"society journals" of the day, among which _Truth_ was classed, and
+Mr. Labouchere never favoured it. But it must be admitted that in
+private conversation he was an inveterate gossip, always well-posted
+in whatever talk was current to the discredit of anybody sufficiently
+known to be talked about; and when he found occasion to speak about
+any person in print, all that he knew about that person was apt to
+come out, with precisely the same unconventional frankness that
+distinguished his own personal confessions. Added to this he was not
+only contemptuous of pretence, sham, and humbug in every shape,
+hating "snobbism" in its widest sense as heartily as Thackeray
+himself, but he was hopelessly devoid of the spirit of reverence,
+even in regard to matters that usually receive reverence on their
+merits. Nothing was sacred to him. He seemed to discover
+instinctively the seamy side of what other people admire, and to find
+a delight in calling attention to it; and this mischievous habit of
+mind displayed itself in his handling of men as well as things.
+Introduced into journalism, and fortified with an extensive knowledge
+of life picked up in the diplomatic service, the theatrical world and
+the city, and in the ordinary social intercourse of a man of good
+family related on all sides to distinguished people, Mr. Labouchere's
+natural bent of mind and freedom of speech led to the embellishment
+of _Truth_ almost every week with candid observations upon
+contemporary personages, which might be open to criticism on the
+score of taste, but which made extremely entertaining reading.
+
+Inevitably his pen got him into trouble. The only wonder is that the
+trouble was not more serious, and for this it may be safely assumed
+that Mr. Labouchere was much indebted to Mr. Horace Voules. After a
+very few weeks working together, the two men became very intimate
+friends, {498} and Mr. Labouchere, who rarely erred in his reading of
+men, acquired a great respect for Voules's judgment, so much so that,
+in characteristic fashion, he speedily turned over to his friend all
+sorts of business quite unrelated to _Truth_. Voules himself was
+essentially a fighting man, as he showed when he obtained control of
+_Truth_, but he had the mind of a lawyer as well as a man of
+business, and he had--though it may sound paradoxical--a much greater
+interest in the profit of the paper than the proprietor himself.
+From the first, although nominally only concerned with the commercial
+side of _Truth_, he read in proof every line of the paper, and he was
+not the man to allow the proprietor or anybody else to tumble
+accidentally into an indefensible libel action. He used to say that
+he had often saved his chief from that fate, and no one who knew them
+both would doubt him. Another thing which often saved Mr. Labouchere
+was his invariable readiness to apologise to anybody whom he had
+unintentionally annoyed or injured. He did so on many occasions in
+the early years of _Truth_, and he would always do it if he was
+approached in the right way. Not only this, but if he was once
+persuaded that he had been too hard on a man, or that what he had
+intended as mere play had seriously wounded the subject of his
+playfulness, he would often try afterwards to make amends. In more
+than one instance he became quite friendly with people whom he had
+more or less insulted before he knew them. For better or worse, it
+was one of the cardinal traits of Mr. Labouchere's character that he
+was incapable of strong emotion, and, among others, of personal
+malice. In one or two instances he conceived rather strong
+antipathies to individuals--not without reason--but it was entirely
+foreign to his nature to hurt a man for the sake of hurting him; and
+a most remarkable thing about him was that while he would strenuously
+attack a man's conduct or ridicule unmercifully his speech or
+actions, he was quite capable of meeting the same man in a perfectly
+friendly spirit, and discussing what had been done on one side and
+{499} said on the other, not only without heat, but with a sincere
+sympathy for the victim of his pen. This trait was essential in his
+character--a result of that philosophic interest in his fellow
+creatures which caused him to look at all of them alike without any
+conventional bias in favour of one mode of life or action rather than
+another. If he had encountered a burglar in his house already loaded
+with valuables, his first impulse would have been, not to call the
+police, but to engage the intruder in conversation, and to learn from
+him something of the habits of burglars, the latest and most
+scientific methods of burgling, the average profits of the business,
+and so forth. He would have been delighted to assist his new
+acquaintance with suggestions for his future guidance in his
+profession, and to point out to him how he might have avoided the
+mistake which had on this occasion led to his being caught in the
+act. In all this he would not by any means have lost sight of his
+property; on the contrary, the whole force of his intellect would
+have been surreptitiously occupied with the problem of recovering it
+with the least amount of inconvenience to his friend and himself. He
+would have manœuvred to bring off a deal. If by sweet
+reasonableness he could have persuaded the burglar to give up the
+"swag," he would have been delighted to hand him a sovereign or two,
+cheer him with refreshment, shake hands, and wish him better luck
+next time; and he would have related the whole story in the next
+week's _Truth_ with infinite humour and profound satisfaction.
+
+This is scarcely an effort of imagination. Something very similar
+happened in _Truth_ office in the 'nineties long after Mr. Labouchere
+had ceased to take any active interest in his paper. A money-lender
+who had been severely, but not unjustly, handled in _Truth_, insisted
+upon seeing Mr. Labouchere personally. By that time Horace Voules
+was the only person who ever saw anybody who had business with the
+editor, but he happened to be away, and Labouchere consented to see
+the man. The money-lender arrived in a {500} most truculent mood;
+but he was quickly disarmed by Labouchere's ignorance--perfectly
+genuine--of the nature of his grievance, and beguiled into telling
+his story with artless confidence. What threatened at first to be a
+heated wrangle developed into a friendly interchange of views, in
+which Mr. Labouchere, showing a keen scientific interest in
+money-lending operations, explained to his visitor exactly where he
+was at fault in the management of his business, and gave him a few
+practical hints which might assist him to make larger profits without
+exposing himself to unfavourable remark. The man seemed extremely
+pleased with the valuable advice he received, and it was his own
+fault if he did not depart very much the wiser for the interview.
+When Mr. Labouchere was writing at large in the early days of
+_Truth_, he made a great many people extremely angry, and some never
+forgave him. But to be angry with him if you met him face to face
+was only possible for the very stupid. Some few years ago the late
+Mr. John Kensit made an unsuccessful application to the High Court to
+commit the proprietor of _Truth_ for contempt. Considering all that
+had been said about him in the paper, he had considerable ground for
+not loving its proprietor, even if he had been aware, which he was
+not, that Mr. Labouchere had never had a hand in what had been said
+about him. But they sat next to one another in the well of the court
+during the hearing of the motion, and by the time the case was on
+they were chatting and laughing together like old friends.
+"Good-bye, Mr. Labouchere, said the Protestant champion at the end of
+the proceedings. "This has been quite a pleasant meeting." "I hope
+you have enjoyed it as much as I have," answered Labby. "I am sorry
+that you have got to pay for it." And they shook hands
+affectionately.
+
+On the other hand, Mr. Labouchere had a certain combativeness of
+disposition, and he was from the first bent upon using _Truth_ for
+the exposure of abuses and frauds on the public. Consequently, in a
+certain number of cases he {501} deliberately laid himself out to
+attack individuals, regardless of the penalties of the law of libel.
+His journal had not been in existence many months before an action
+was commenced by Mr. Robertson, the manager of the Royal Aquarium at
+Westminster. Mr. Labouchere was a director of the company owning
+that place, and he wrote very fully and frankly about its affairs in
+_Truth_--in particular a humorous account in his best manner, of an
+altercation between Robertson and himself in the fair at Boulogne.
+The circumstances of the action are of no interest now; but the case
+is memorable as the first of the long series of libel actions that
+_Truth_ has successfully defended in the course of its existence, and
+further as the occasion of one of the earliest forensic successes of
+Charles Russell, afterwards Lord Russell of Killowen, and an intimate
+friend of Mr. Labouchere's for the rest of his life. Russell had not
+at that time taken silk, and was little known, but Mr. George Lewis
+(as he then was) and Mr. Labouchere had sufficient confidences in his
+abilities to brief him without a leader, and the experiment was fully
+justified by the result. The next legal proceeding in which Mr.
+Labouchere involved himself was a _cause célèbre_ of the first
+dimensions--his prosecution by the proprietor of the _Daily
+Telegraph_ on account of a series of persistent and, it must be
+confessed, somewhat vicious attacks upon the management of that
+journal. Mr. Labouchere elected to defend himself, and he has rarely
+acquitted himself in public with more address than he did on that
+occasion, though he had a good deal of useful assistance from the
+late Lord Justice Bowen, then a stuff gowns-man, who was briefed for
+the printers of the paper. There is no occasion at this date to
+revive other circumstances of this personal encounter between two
+eminent representatives of journalism. The jury disagreed, the case
+was not brought to trial again, and the hatchet was buried. Mr.
+Labouchere was released on his own recognisances, and many years
+later he used to be fond of explaining that he was still in that
+condition. Apparently he remained in it till his death.
+
+{502}
+
+One other libel case of Mr. Labouchere's early journalistic days may
+be recalled for the sake of the very characteristic accident out of
+which it arose. Mr. Labouchere had written something extremely
+dangerous. Voules noted it on the proof, and after a consultation
+between them Mr. Labouchere agreed to take the passage out. He
+accordingly drew his pen through two or three of the incriminating
+lines, or rather he attempted to do so; but his pen always worked in
+rather an erratic way, and the marks he made on the proof were as
+much under the words as through them. The consequence was that the
+printer misunderstood the intention, and the libellous passage which
+had alarmed Voules not only appeared in the paper, but appeared with
+the additional emphasis of italics! This was one of the accidents
+which had to be repaired with an apology, though this did not prevent
+the issue of a writ. If any other actions for libel were commenced
+in the early years of Mr. Labouchere's editorship they did not lead
+to serious fighting, and there was nothing in them worth recalling
+now. But he certainly contrived in the course of three or four years
+to give his paper a great reputation for courageous plain speaking,
+and to convey the impression that its proprietor was a dangerous man
+to fall foul of, and a difficult man to tackle successfully.
+
+As for his work as an editor during that time, he seems to have taken
+it very easily after the first few weeks. "I will give him six
+months," Edmund Yates was reported to have said when his friend was
+beginning with such a big splash; and the thought was not begotten of
+a wish, but of Yates's knowledge of his late contributor. The fatal
+weakness of Mr. Labouchere's character--certainly during the second
+forty years of his life, and probably during the first forty--was
+incapacity for sustained effort. He quickly grew tired of everything
+he took in hand, and he hated drudgery and routine work. Horace
+Voules used to relate his amazement at the zest with which his chief,
+at the first start, threw himself into the work of reading copy and
+proofs, and criticising {503} and planning improvements in the paper
+when it was produced; and his equal amazement at the process by which
+such editorial functions were one by one delegated to the so-called
+"manager," never again to be resumed. The same story is told by
+others who were familiar with the inside of _Truth_ office during its
+early days. From the first Voules's position was that of an
+assistant-editor, and in the course of a year or two he became very
+much more of an editor than an assistant, while the editor lapsed
+into the position of an adviser and an indefatigable contributor. It
+must have been in 1878 or 1879 that Voules went away for a holiday on
+the Continent, and received a letter in which Mr. Labouchere informed
+him that there was very little going on, and added, "I do not think I
+shall bring the paper out next week." Voules believed him to be
+perfectly capable of this enormity, and the mere thought of it filled
+him with such dismay that he came back to London by the next train.
+"You need not have worried yourself so about it," said Mr. Labouchere
+when his colleague reached the office. "Probably I should have
+brought the paper out all right." But, unlike his employer, Voules
+was very given to worrying himself, and this incident worried him so
+much that he never left the proprietor in charge of his own paper
+again. At holiday times he used always to take a house within easy
+reach of London, and it is a fact that for fourteen or fifteen years,
+until he had his first bad illness, he never missed seeing _Truth_ to
+press himself. This little incident, so very characteristic of Mr.
+Labouchere, at least serves to justify the observation that he soon
+learned to take his editorial functions lightly; and it shows the
+waning of the zest with which he had taken up the "new toy" a year or
+two previously.
+
+Until the general election of 1880, Mr. Labouchere remained regular
+in his attendance at the office, and actively interested in the
+affairs of his journal if his principal work for it was purely
+literary. But after he was returned for Northampton and began to
+make a figure in Parliament, which {504} he did almost from the
+first, _Truth_ began to have a secondary place in his affections. In
+the course of the next year or two he seems to have gradually
+relinquished the entire editorial control into Voules's hands. He
+ceased to supply dramatic criticism, and to write with any regularity
+on city matters. On the other hand, he naturally began to write
+regularly on politics, which up to that time he had done only now and
+then and without expressing any strong opinions. At that date the
+connection between the Press and Parliament was much less intimate
+than it has since become. The journalistic M.P., so familiar a
+figure in recent years, was virtually unknown. There were only two
+or three newspaper proprietors in the House of Commons; none in the
+House of Lords. The descriptive reporter had not yet made his
+appearance in the Press Gallery; the gentlemen there were shorthand
+writers only. The Lobby correspondent had not risen to that public
+importance for which he was destined. Mr. Labouchere consequently
+had the field very much to himself as a parliamentary journalist.
+Perhaps he did not make as much use of the opportunity as he would
+have done three or four years earlier, when journalism for its own
+sake had such a hold upon his affections. He was always extremely
+averse to using his parliamentary position for the advantage of his
+own paper; indeed, so far did he carry this feeling that in later
+years when any matter was under ventilation in _Truth_, which
+naturally furnished matter for the interrogation of a Minister, it
+was most difficult to obtain his assistance, and quite impossible to
+persuade him to ask a question himself. If he consented to give his
+help, he nearly always got a friend to put the question down. From
+first to last--to the intense annoyance of Horace Voules--his
+disposition was always to use his own journal as an aid to his
+schemes and ambitions in Parliament, never his parliamentary position
+for the advantage of his journal.
+
+Nevertheless, the reputation that he speedily made for himself in the
+House of Commons, his novel and individual {505} style of handling
+politics and politicians--friends and foes alike--and the audacity of
+the opinions which he was always delivering with an air "that was
+childlike and bland," necessarily had their effect upon the paper
+that he owned and wrote for. As the organ of a rising M.P.,
+constantly before the public, and a mouthpiece of advanced
+Radicalism, _Truth_ gained more than it lost by the cessation of Mr.
+Labouchere's exuberant literary activity. The circulation of the
+paper, which had not increased to any great extent between 1877 and
+1880, now began to display considerable buoyancy. At the same time
+Horace Voules was beginning to make his hand felt. He enlisted many
+useful recruits to fill the space left vacant by Mr. Labouchere. In
+particular he developed the paper on the financial side, having a
+strong fancy, as well as great aptitude, for that line of journalism.
+In fact he may be considered a pioneer in it, for at that time there
+was not a single financial daily paper in London, and the financial
+articles in the general daily Press were framed in a very bald and
+perfunctory style. With the assistance of Mr. L. Brousson, who wrote
+for _Truth_ with most valuable results for nearly twenty years under
+the pseudonym of "Moses Moss," Voules made the paper as strong in
+finance as Mr. Labouchere made it in politics, and very much more
+popular. Voules was a man of great enterprise, courage, and
+resource, a sound judge of "what the public wants," and at the same
+time a born fighter. He wrote little himself, but he had a good eye
+for literary ability in others--at any rate the kind of ability that
+he needed for his own purpose. Following up the lead which Mr.
+Labouchere had given in attacking frauds and abuses, he made during
+the 'eighties several big journalistic coups by the exposure of
+financial swindles. From this he passed on to the fertile field of
+charity. By this time he had got together a fairly complete and
+competent staff for dealing with such matters. He made a thorough
+investigation of every subject he dealt with. He interviewed
+witnesses himself; he inspired every line that {506} was written for
+publication. Thus fortified, he threw down the gauntlet to one
+swindler after another. Many were routed and driven out of the field
+by the mere force of the case made against them in _Truth_. Others,
+who defended themselves by proceedings for libel, were met and
+overthrown one after another in the Law Courts. The story of all
+these personal encounters, which lasted almost continuously for ten
+or twelve years, would fill a volume--and a volume without any
+parallel in the history of journalism. The work ended only because
+there was no more to be done. There was no game left worth powder
+and shot. Horace Voules had simply cleared out this particular
+field. Nor was his activity confined to any one field. The public
+services--particularly the Army--the Church, the administration of
+justice, especially by justices of the peace, and indeed almost every
+sphere of human activity where there was any wrong or misconduct that
+required castigation, brought perennial supplies of grist to the
+journalistic mill over which Horace Voules ruled in Carteret Street.
+
+Thus it came about that towards the end of the last century _Truth_
+had become a journal with a unique record, an influence that was
+felt--mostly for good--all over the English-speaking world, and
+incidentally a very valuable property. Before the end of the
+'eighties it must have begun to yield Mr. Labouchere--a rich man
+independently of it--a larger income than would have sufficed for all
+his requirements, which were never extravagant. The attitude of the
+parent towards his bantling, which had grown in such an unexpected
+fashion, was very much like his attitude towards everything else that
+happened to him in life. If he took any pride in his offspring, he
+did not manifest it openly; in a general way he betrayed no concern
+in its performances. When he visited the office, which he usually
+did for an hour or two on Monday and Tuesday mornings on his way to
+the House of Commons, it was only to correct the proofs of his own
+contributions--by this time almost entirely confined {507} to
+politics, except when he went abroad in the autumn--to consume a
+frugal lunch, and to chat about anything but the business of his
+paper with anybody whom he could find to talk to.
+
+A personal reminiscence of this period will show how strangely
+uninterested he was in the affairs of the paper which he was supposed
+by the public to direct. In the spring of 1893, Horace Voules had a
+bad illness, the first of many, and as he kept the whole business of
+the office in his hands the situation was rather serious. I went
+down to see him at Brighton, where he lived for the last twenty years
+of his life, and heard from his doctor that if he ever came back at
+all it could not be for many weeks. On returning to town I went
+straight to the House of Commons and reported this alarming
+intelligence to Mr. Labouchere. If I had reported it to the Speaker
+he could not have manifested less concern. What chiefly interested
+Mr. Labouchere was the nature and treatment of Voules's ailment; he
+was always prepared to give advice, publicly or privately, on the
+preservation of health. "You know Voules eats a great deal too
+much," he said, which was no doubt true. "His doctor should do so
+and so. I will write to him at once." I suggested to him that it
+might be more useful if he would write something for _Truth_, as we
+had not an editorial article in sight for next week. "You can do
+very well for once without an article, can't you?" was the staggering
+reply. I endeavoured to convey to him that there was a great deal of
+work at the office which somebody would have to do in Voules's
+absence, among other things about fifty letters a day requiring to be
+attended to. "I should not bother myself about answering letters if
+I were you," said my employer. This did not surprise me so much, for
+I had previously heard from Voules of our proprietor's golden rule
+for dealing with correspondence: "I never knew a letter yet, Voules,
+which would not answer itself if you left it alone for two months."
+It did not take many minutes' conversation to show that the editor
+was {508} quite the last person from whom any assistance was likely
+to be obtained in carrying on the paper in the emergency that had
+arisen; at the same time I remember that we had a very interesting
+talk about the Home Rule Bill before I left him. I wondered
+afterwards what he would have said if I had written to him in his own
+words to Voules, "I don't think I shall bring the paper out next
+week." Probably it would not have disturbed him seriously. It
+should be added that he did write to Voules as he had promised--a
+very kind, sympathetic letter, in which he begged Voules above all
+things not to hurry back, and assured him that everything would go on
+all right in his absence. I forget whether he said that he would see
+to that, but it is quite possible that he did. It is a fact that the
+following week--the first in which Voules had been absent for about
+fifteen years--Mr. Labouchere also omitted his customary visit to the
+office on a Monday morning. I suppose he thought that as Voules was
+away I should not have much time to talk to him.
+
+To those who were behind the scenes there was something ludicrous and
+something supremely "Laboucherean" in the contrast between this airy
+indifference to the fortunes of his journal, and the public
+conception of the proprietor as an indefatigable editor personally
+inspiring and directing all its performances. Possibly it amused Mr.
+Labouchere himself, but far more probably he never gave it a thought,
+for nothing in his life that appeared to other people abnormal ever
+presented itself in that light to him. To any one who knows the
+_laissez-aller_ spirit in which he treated every affair of life, it
+cannot cause the slightest surprise that he allowed himself to drift
+into a position which was, on the face of it, somewhat equivocal.
+The best evidence of the view that he himself took of this anomalous
+position is afforded by the way it came to an end. Horace Voules
+chafed for a long time under his own relation to the titular editor,
+and it is really more difficult to understand his long acceptance of
+this position than Mr. Labouchere's failure to do anything towards
+{509} altering it. The explanation in his case, no doubt, is that
+with the growth of the profits of the business he gradually came into
+a very handsome income, and he was a man who valued this a good deal
+more than personal glory. But he certainly felt aggrieved, as most
+men would, that so much of the credit of his work should go to
+another, and what perhaps annoyed him more was Mr. Labouchere's
+characteristic indifference to everything that was done in his name.
+Out of this there grew up a coolness between them, and at last Voules
+openly kicked. The moment the question of the editorship was raised
+in this way, Mr. Labouchere instantly conceded it, as Voules might
+have known he would. "My dear Voules," he said, in mild surprise.
+"_I_ don't want to be the editor. You can call yourself the editor
+if you like." In his own mind he probably said, "If you attach any
+value to such an absurd trifle, why, in the name of wonder, did you
+not say so before?" In this characteristic fashion, Mr. Labouchere
+divested himself of the last rags of editorship. Voules recounted
+the conversation to me immediately after it took place. I cannot fix
+the date precisely, but it was probably in 1897 or 1898.
+
+There remains little to be related of Mr. Labouchere's career as a
+journalist. But it may assist the comprehension of what appears
+difficult to understand, in his relation to the real editorship of
+his paper during so many years, to refer to what passed between him
+and Voules on a lamentable occasion in 1902. At that time certain
+unfortunate circumstances had come to light which made it impossible
+that Mr. Brousson should remain on the staff of _Truth_, or that
+Horace Voules should continue in the formal position of editor; I
+trust I may be forgiven for referring in mere detail to the
+indiscretion of an old and dear friend and the sad end of a brilliant
+career. Mr. Labouchere, to whom the situation must have been as
+painful as to anybody, took counsel with Sir George Lewis, as a
+friend of both parties, and between them they excogitated an
+announcement for publication to {510} the effect that Mr. Voules had
+resigned the editorship of _Truth_, but would remain associated with
+the paper. It was the least that could have been announced under the
+circumstances, but naturally poor Voules fought hard against it, and
+a warm debate took place at Sir George Lewis's office. Voules wanted
+to know who was to be appointed editor, and in what capacity he
+himself was to be "associated with the paper." He declined to submit
+to the humiliation of having to serve under one of his own
+subordinates. Mr. Labouchere told him that he did not see the
+necessity of appointing another editor. "You can't seriously propose
+that the paper is to be carried on without an editor," said Voules.
+"My dear Voules," replied the proprietor, "I have now been connected
+with newspapers over forty years, and I have never yet discovered
+what an editor is. If you like, I will resume the editorship, but it
+seems to me quite unnecessary." So little did Voules understand his
+old friend even at that date that he came to me at the end of the
+interview in a terrible state of agitation, convinced that Labouchere
+was playing with him, and that he and I were to change places.
+Labouchere was, of course, perfectly serious, and for the next seven
+years _Truth_ remained without an editor. I suppose that in all his
+life Mr. Labouchere never did a more extraordinary thing than this,
+judging by what would be considered ordinary conduct for a man in his
+position in such a case. Yet surely the extraordinary course which
+he took is an example of the way in which his habit of looking at the
+essential things in life, and snapping his fingers at conventions and
+traditions, guided him to the best possible solution of a serious
+difficulty. He regarded it as essential that Voules should not be
+formally and officially the man in control of the paper. He regarded
+it as equally essential--but how few would have done so!--that the
+man who had served him so well and honourably for five-and-twenty
+years should not be cast out to end his days in disgrace. So he
+said: "I will have no editor in future. I see no necessity {511} for
+it. Manage as best you can without one!" Is not this really a
+stroke of genius, seeing that it is a solution of the difficulty that
+no one else would ever have dreamed of, that it is so perfectly
+simple, and that it effected everything that was really necessary?
+It also becomes easier, I think, after this to understand how Mr.
+Labouchere had previously allowed his paper to go on for about
+seventeen years under the editorship of its business "manager"
+without suspecting that there was anything anomalous in this
+arrangement until his manager surprised him by protesting against it.
+
+I feel that I cannot close this narrative of Mr. Labouchere's
+relations with _Truth_ without a reference to the termination of his
+sole proprietorship of that journal, for it was very characteristic
+of him. Slight as was the interest that he evinced in his property
+in his later years, he never seemed desirous of parting with it,
+naming a prohibitive price when any one offered to buy it, as many
+did, including Horace Voules. When, after poor Voules's death in
+1909, I myself pressed him to turn his proprietorship into a company,
+he politely but firmly declined, observing that he distrusted boards,
+and had always believed in finding a man who can manage your business
+for you and leaving him to do it. Undoubtedly that was the principle
+on which he had conducted many of his affairs. But in the end I
+ventured to suggest to him that it would be a great kindness to me
+and other members of his staff, who had been connected with the paper
+for many years, if he could see his way to put the proprietorship on
+a permanent footing, and save us from the possible results of a sale
+of the paper to the first bidder in the event of his predeceasing us.
+His response was instantaneous and most sympathetic. He practically
+offered me an option on the paper at half the price he had asked
+Voules a few years previously, and interested himself warmly in
+explaining to me how I was to turn this opportunity to the best
+advantage. When the proposed deal did not promise to come off very
+speedily, he finally said that he would waive {512} his objections to
+converting himself into a mere shareholder, and leave us to form a
+company, taking from him or placing with others such shares as we
+could. So ended Mr. Labouchere's proprietorship of _Truth_--in an
+act of pure kindness of heart. It is an exact parallel to his
+easy-going abdication of the editorship at the first hint from Voules
+that the existing position was rather hard on him.
+
+Mr. Labouchere was a man of most extraordinary character. "He was an
+extraordinary person!" is the exclamation that one has heard a
+hundred times rising involuntarily to the lips of those who knew him
+well. The story of his connection with journalism is an
+extraordinary one, but as loosely sketched in the foregoing
+reminiscences it can give but an inadequate impression of what was
+most remarkable about him. This would be equally true of any mere
+narrative of the events of his career, or any collection of his
+disjointed utterances. In writing of him one is always in danger of
+conveying the impression that he was a mere eccentric or freak. In
+reality he was something very much more. Among other things he was
+one of the most prolific and spontaneous writers that ever lived, and
+everything that he wrote, however trivial the subject, bore some mark
+of his own unique personality. His love of his pen was perhaps his
+most vital characteristic; it resembled, indeed, his love of his
+cigarette, and the two affections always came into play
+simultaneously. He would take up a pen anywhere, and commit his
+thoughts to paper without regard to external circumstances--during a
+debate in the House of Commons, during a children's party in Old
+Palace Yard, in a public room of an hotel. When abroad on his
+holidays he used to write contributions to _Truth_ as regularly as if
+he were under contract to supply so much copy each week--evidently
+writing purely as a pleasure. Probably Mr. Labouchere is the only
+man who ever wrote for publication, systematically and voluminously,
+without ever being paid for what he wrote. Indirectly, of course, as
+the proprietor of _Truth_, {513} he profited by his contributions to
+his own paper; but nobody who knew him will suppose that this
+consideration ever presented itself to him as a motive for exertion.
+Neither was he actuated by that common weakness, love of seeing
+himself in print. On the contrary, what became of anything he wrote
+after he had produced it was a matter of profound indifference to
+him. "I am the only person, I believe, on the Press," he wrote in
+his later days, in answer to an apology for consigning to oblivion a
+rather long-winded article forwarded from Florence, "who does not
+care in the least whether his lucubrations do or do not appear in
+print." He wrote to me many times in the same strain, and it was no
+doubt literally true. Frequently he would write an article and omit
+to post it; sometimes he mislaid it permanently, sometimes he
+accidentally destroyed it. Sometimes he would send a second edition
+of an article already received and printed, explaining that he could
+not remember whether he had posted the first edition or torn it up by
+mistake. From long experience of him, I doubt whether he ever looked
+at anything he had written after it was printed and published, unless
+some accidental circumstance gave him occasion to refer to it.
+
+No man who ever wrote more strikingly exemplified the aphorism "_le
+style c'est l'homme_." His style was entirely his own--a pure,
+spontaneous growth, neither derived from reading, nor formed by
+conscious effort. It reflected as vividly as his conversation the
+characteristics of his intellect, his lucidity of thought and
+expression, his quick apprehension, his distaste for display, his
+unconventional habit of mind, his dry humour, his naïve wit. A very
+good judge, and an old acquaintance in Parliament, writing of him in
+the _Saturday Review_ after his death, said that "Mr. Labouchere's
+prose was Voltairian." It was Voltairian because his mind was
+Voltairian, and because he reproduced on paper, instinctively and
+without effort, exactly what was in his mind. But it is out of place
+to speak of anything that Mr. Labouchere did {514} in terms of
+uncritical eulogy. On the technical side Mr. Labouchere's literary
+work was marred by the failings which beset him in everything he
+undertook--his repugnance to "taking trouble," and his supreme
+indifference. Although he would overhaul his proof mercilessly, and
+go on doing it as often as a proof was submitted to him, the process
+was generally that of expanding and rewriting, rarely of touching up
+and improving what he had written. He thought as little about
+"polishing up" a sentence for the sake of literary effect as of
+brushing his hat before he went for a walk. The consequence was that
+the inevitable blemishes in the work of a man who wrote so fluently,
+but never had the patience to read and correct his own manuscript,
+constantly made their appearance in print. No one who reads his
+work, knowing the way it was done, can doubt that he had it in him to
+enrich English literature with veritable masterpieces. It was the
+will that he lacked, not the ability, and so it was with nearly
+everything he undertook.
+
+Mr. Labouchere was a man of genius--genius real, original, and
+many-sided. The signs of it are evident in almost everything he did,
+including his mistakes and his eccentricities. But he had the
+misfortune to be born very rich, and if he was not by nature indolent
+he acquired an indolent habit of mind through never being under the
+necessity of exerting his powers to their full capacity. His genius
+was of the critical, not the creative order, and this also
+contributed to his forming a view of life inconsistent with strenuous
+exertion, for it led him to despise nearly everything that men
+ordinarily prize, success in all its shapes included. During all the
+time I knew him, his attitude towards life was that of a man playing
+a game, interested in it certainly, but only for the amusement it
+afforded him. It is worthy of note that he confesses to having been
+in youth an inveterate gambler, and having given up play because he
+found that it was acquiring too much hold over him. To be interested
+in everything, but too much interested in nothing, was a cardinal
+{515} principle of his life. Few men have ever incurred more
+obloquy, and many worthy people regarded him with aversion; but it
+was only from misunderstanding or lack of knowledge. To this he
+himself contributed by his perverse habit of self-depreciation, his
+indifference to the opinions of his fellow-men, and the amusement he
+found in mystifying them. It is absurd to put him on a pedestal--a
+position which he never allowed any one else, and which he took good
+care to show he never desired for himself. But it was impossible to
+be much in contact with him without appreciating that he was a being
+of a rare order of intellect, with something in him that placed him
+above the ordinary failings and foibles of humanity, however much he
+might try to magnify his own. It was my privilege to know him pretty
+closely for over thirty years, and very intimately for the last ten.
+Though he did in that time many things that one would have wished he
+had not done, and said many that would have been better left unsaid,
+I can look back to him now only with admiration for his wisdom and
+his wit, and affection for his drolleries and his indiscretions, no
+less than for his many virtues.
+
+There comes back to me the last time I sat with him, by the side of
+the lake at Cadennabia. "Let us get away from this beastly band," he
+had said, in the hall of the hotel after dinner, "one can't hear
+oneself speak." So we sat down outside, and he rambled on: "I can't
+think why people want bands when they come here. Wonderful place
+this for stars! What I like about it is that you can see them in the
+lake without craning your neck. I sit here and follow Bacon's
+advice: look at the stars in the pond instead of in the sky, and you
+won't tumble into the pond. There was a Greek named Pythagoras--or
+some ass at any rate--who comforted himself with the notion that in
+the future state he would be able to hear the music of the spheres.
+Who wants to hear the music of the spheres? Bother that band! What
+strikes me most about the stars is that they do their {516} work so
+quietly. Pythagoras picked up his notions in the East--probably from
+the Jews. They imagined angels with harps and a perpetual concert in
+heaven. Good God! Think of having to sit at a concert for all
+eternity! Wouldn't you pray to be allowed to go to hell? The only
+reason that I can see for desiring immortality would be the chance of
+meeting Pythagoras and the other asses, and having a few words with
+them. Now Socrates was not an ass. He was for banishing musicians
+from his republic. No doubt he saw that this would get him a lot of
+republican votes. Gladstone once said to me----"
+
+And then he dropped off to sleep. He was beginning by that time to
+doze at odd times, though all his life it was characteristic of him
+not to be able to take his sleep like an ordinary mortal. And not
+long after I left him sitting there by the lake, sleep finally
+overcame him, and he passed out into the night, to learn more of the
+silence of the stars, and to have it out, if possible, with
+Pythagoras.
+
+
+
+
+{517}
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE CLOSING YEARS
+
+Upon only one occasion in his life could a charge of Jingoism have
+been brought against Mr. Labouchere. The last long speech he made in
+the House of Commons was against the second reading of the Women's
+Enfranchisement Bill, in which he said that he objected to women
+being given the vote because they could not be soldiers; in short,
+because their physical limitations prevented them from being able to
+take a place in the battlefield. A member pointed out that the
+speaker himself was not a military man. With passion he replied
+that, whereas there was not a man alive who could not fight, and, if
+necessary, swim through seas of gore to protect his native land, the
+other sex were incapable of putting up with the hardships and
+privation involved in warfare.[1]
+
+It was in the third session of Mr. Balfour's Parliament that Mr.
+Labouchere made his last speech in the House of Commons. He was
+nearly seventy-four years old, and had been hankering for some time
+after the delights of a reposeful old age in the retirement of the
+beautiful villa he had bought in the neighbourhood of Florence four
+years before. Sir Henry Campbell Bannerman had written to him in the
+previous December, when a rumour of his intended retirement had
+reached him: "I hope you are not really thinking of breaking off with
+Parliament, though I frankly say it is what {518} I should do if I
+could, who have the advantage of a year or two over you, but I think
+we old stagers with sound views are wanted to steady the new-century
+gentlemen by a little of our early Victorian wisdom." But Mr.
+Labouchere was wise enough to know how dull it would be to exist in a
+modern Parliament as almost the only survivor of the grand old
+Victorian Radical party, whose sympathies and ideals, the policy of
+the Labour members alone resembled, in the remotest degree. His mind
+was made up, but he kept his own counsel, except to his leader,
+because, as he wrote to Mr. Robert Bennett at the time of his
+retirement, a man who is known not to be going to stand again becomes
+a nonentity in Parliament.
+
+In a letter to Mr. Edward Thornton, the month before his withdrawal
+from public life, he gave his view of the Parliamentary situation at
+that time:
+
+
+Just now politics are dead. When Parliament meets, the Liberals will
+try to put the Government in a majority during the session, and
+Balfour will try to carry on to the end of it. There seems no reason
+why he should be beaten, provided that he can keep his men in the
+House. But this is also our difficulty. The individual M.P. never
+wants an election.... Campbell Bannerman is now absolutely certain
+to be the next Premier unless his health breaks down. All that you
+see about this or that man in the Cabinet is only intelligent
+anticipation. He is not _de jure_ on the succession to the
+Premiership, there are no consultations, and he has a wholesome
+distrust of his Front Bench friends who almost all have intrigued
+against him. I know him intimately, and he talks to me pretty
+freely, for I have expressed to him that I want nothing. At
+seventy-four a man is a fool to be a Minister.
+
+
+The news of Mr. Labouchere's retirement came as a surprise to most of
+the world. The first intimation to the public was his letter to the
+Liberal electors of Northampton announcing his decision. It was
+written from Florence, and dated December 14, 1905. It ran as
+follows:
+
+
+{519}
+
+GENTLEMEN,--I have been elected by a majority of you to represent you
+in six Parliaments. I have received no intimation from any of the
+Radicals, to whose votes I have owed my having been your member for
+twenty-five years, that they disapprove of my Parliamentary action
+whilst serving them, or that they do not wish me to be one of their
+candidates at the next general election. Were I, therefore, to come
+forward again as a candidate there is little doubt that I should be
+one of your representatives in a seventh Parliament. But I am now
+seventy-four years old. At that age a man is neither so strong nor
+active as he once was, and any one who wishes to represent
+efficiently a large and important constituency like yours in
+Parliament should be strong in wind and limb. I feel therefore that
+I ought not to take advantage of your consideration towards me in a
+matter so vital to you in order to lag superfluous on the political
+stage.
+
+I have delayed until now making this announcement because it was
+impossible to know when a general election would take place, and I
+thought that it would be more convenient to you for me to wait until
+the date of the election was settled and near at hand. I do not
+think that my withdrawal will affect the position of parties in
+Northampton. In Dr. Shipman you have a member whose Parliamentary
+action has been in accord with the pledges that have already secured
+his return, and on whose personal worth all are agreed. You will
+have no difficulty in finding a man to replace me, as eager to
+promote the cause of democracy as I am, and who will be better able
+to fight for the cause than one in the sere and yellow leaf.
+
+
+Mr. Labouchere remarked once, that he had on one occasion only been
+asked by a constituent for a pledge with regard to his Parliamentary
+action. He had unhesitatingly given it, and been unflinchingly true
+to his word. The elector's injunction had been, "Now, mind, I say,
+and keep your hi on Joe." But whether the story is a slight
+exaggeration of the confidence his constituents had in him to
+faithfully represent their views at Westminster or not, it gives
+elliptically a description of his attitude during the twenty-five
+years he served the electors of Northampton. He became {520} their
+member as an anti-Imperialist, in Lord Beaconsfield's interpretation
+of the term, and he took his leave of them as an anti-Imperialist, in
+the more modern, and what may be called "Chamberlain" sense of the
+word.
+
+I shall quote Mr. T. P. O'Connor's farewell on the occasion of his
+retirement, which he published under the title of "The Passing of
+Labby," for, apart from its literary merit, it is the fine
+appreciation of a friend of many years' standing, who knew the value
+of Mr. Labouchere from the social as well as the Parliamentary and
+journalistic points of view:
+
+
+There is no old member of the House of Commons who will not feel a
+pang of personal regret at hearing that Labby is leaving that
+Assembly. No one has a right to criticise a man for giving up an
+active life at seventy-four years of age--he has done his work. But
+Labby had become an almost essential part of the House of Commons;
+and there never will be anybody who can quite take his place there.
+That extraordinary combination of strong party zeal, with a lurking
+desire to make mischief; the sardonic and satirical spirit, mingled
+with a certain fierce, though carefully concealed zeal for the public
+good; the mordant wit that was equally the delight of the House and
+of the smoking room; the world-wide and varied experience of all life
+in almost every country and in almost every form--these are the
+possessions of but one man, and his like we shall never see again.
+There are two Labbys. There is the Labby who almost corrodes with
+his bitter wit, and who seems to laugh at everything in life. There
+is the other Labby who has strong, stern purpose, who hates all
+shams, all cruelty, all imposture, all folly, and who has made war on
+all these things for more than a quarter of a century. There is even
+a third Labby--the man who hates to give pain even to a domestic, and
+who is laughingly said to have run out of a room rather than face the
+irritated looks of a maidservant whom he had summoned by too vigorous
+a pull at the bell. One of the reasons of the popularity Labby
+enjoyed in the House was his tolerant amiability. I have seen him in
+the smoking room in the most friendly converse with many a man whom
+in previous years he had most fiercely attacked; he bore no ill will,
+and treated all {521} those encounters as demanded by business, and
+as dismissable when the fight was over. Finally Labby was a far
+straighter, far more serious, far more effective politician than his
+own persiflage would allow people to think. With all his light wit,
+there was something stern and rigid in the man, as you could see from
+the powerful mouth, with the full compressed lips. He was perfectly
+honest in his hatred of extravagance, pretence, vainglory. He
+preferred riding in a tramcar to riding in a coach and four. He
+dressed so shabbily sometimes that his counsel used to have to
+remonstrate with him when he had to answer a charge of libel. He was
+an ascetic in eating. Once he dined quite comfortably, when he was
+electioneering, on ham sandwiches with sponge-cake for bread. He
+rarely, if ever, tasted wine; he smoked incessantly the poorest and
+cheapest cigarettes. As he was in private, so he was in public life.
+He derided all great Imperial designs as snobbery and extravagance;
+he hated ambition--in short, he was in both his personal habits and
+his public opinions, a true devotee of the simple life. He did
+immense service to his party in his time. During the heat of the
+Home Rule controversy he spoke in scores of towns; took journeys by
+night and by day, never spared himself exertion, never complained of
+discomfort; in his laughing air, with his assumed air of languor, he
+was a strenuous, manly, courageous fighter. And he never changed, he
+never concealed, he never explained away his opinion upon anything.
+And so I bid him with regret farewell from a scene where he was a
+model of honest good faith and courage.[2]
+
+
+So Labby goes! [mourned the _Morning Post_]. What Parliament and
+public life will be without him, I hate to think. The letter of
+cheery regrets to his Northampton constituents subtracts the _sauce
+piquante_ from the Parliamentary dish. The House has long counted
+Labby as the last of its originals, has prized him as a refreshing
+relish, has looked to him for the unexpected flavour. All strangers
+would ask inevitably to have him pointed out, and the House would
+fill at once when the word went round the corridors and lobbies and
+smoking rooms that Labby was "up" and holding forth from his
+customary corner {522} seat below the gangway--the best of all
+positions from which to address the House. So too the smoking room
+became suddenly crowded when Labby was to be seen standing there with
+back to fireplace, the eternal cigarette between his lips, ready for
+talk. It gives a peculiar pang to realise that he will be seen there
+no more. But the pang is lessened when one finds Labby--Labby of all
+men--seriously pleading old age as a ground for his retirement. It
+sounds like one of his little jokes, or, perhaps, it is a genuine
+case of hallucination. Labby had possibly a touch of old age at
+twenty, but he had also the sense to outgrow it. Since then he has
+never relapsed, and now in the seventy-fifth year of his youth, and
+with a pen several years younger, it is a vain and commonplace and
+un-Labbyish thing to pretend that youth and he are no longer
+"housemates still." An unbelieving world will not accept that
+plea.... I daresay that, half a century ago, Labby was, not unlike
+the wise youth Adrian in Meredith's _Richard Feverel_, quite
+unnaturally cool and quizzical, long-headed and non-moral, but an
+Adrian humanised by something of the Bohemian spirit and a turn for
+careless pleasuring. And in those days, no doubt--his Eton and
+Cambridge days--he struck his contemporaries as really old. But no
+one, for fifty years, has ever accused him of not having overcome his
+early weakness; and it was the very last charge I ever expected to
+hear Labby prefer against himself.[3]
+
+
+There was something about Mr. Labouchere's personality, apart from
+his deeds and thoughts, which appealed almost irresistibly to the
+affectionate sympathies of all mankind. To find an ill-natured
+comment in any of the articles that were published about him in the
+press when he left the House of Commons is so difficult that, were
+such a one to be recorded in this volume, it would give its author an
+almost unenviable position of distinction. But in order to be
+perfectly impartial, I shall merely quote the pleasant part of the
+only one I could find, so that its writer need not feel that he has
+been placed in an out-of-the-way corner with a fool's cap on his head:
+
+
+{523}
+
+On the whole Mr. Labouchere has done a great deal of good in his
+life, more good and less evil than many so-called statesmen. He has
+exposed swindlers and moneylenders and rotten companies. He has
+obtained for the public the right to ride, drive, and walk up and
+down Constitution Hill. No victim of cruelty or injustice ever
+appealed to him for a hearing in vain. Above all he wrote an English
+style of remarkable purity, logic, and humour.
+
+
+Letters of regretful farewell poured in upon Labby in his Florentine
+home, and he possessed a kindly characteristic common to nearly all
+frankly unpretentious human beings. He loved his post. In his cosy
+armchair by the fire he read his letters and enjoyed them, and what
+was more--he proceeded to answer them. No pre-occupation, however
+diverting, ever prevented him from, at the first available moment
+sitting down to his writing-table, and, in the almost illegible hand
+which he vainly tried to improve, penning answers to his welcome
+correspondents.
+
+"I have been very sorry, but not surprised," wrote Sir Henry Campbell
+Bannerman to him on Christmas Day, "to read in the newspapers of your
+retirement. It is not over kind of you to put it on the ground of
+age, for that hits some of the rest of us hard. For my part, I
+confess my sentiment when I read it was: _O si sic omnes_--and envy
+was the prevailing feeling. But, seriously, we shall miss you
+greatly as one always ready to hoist the flag of the old Liberalism,
+as distinguishable from the less stout and stalwart doctrine which
+passes for Liberalism with the moderns.
+
+"But now as you are going would you care to have the House of Commons
+honour of Privy Councillor? If so it would be to me a genuine
+pleasure to be the channel of conveying it. You ought to have had it
+long ago. I may add that in the highest quarter gratification would
+be felt. I have taken soundings. I think we have done and are doing
+pretty well. The Government are pretty well the pick of the basket,
+though there are some good men left out, and I {524} think we can
+make it a change of policy and not a mere change of men. All
+seasonable wishes to you and yours.--Yours always,
+
+"H. C. B."
+
+"Knowing you to be a wise man," wrote Lord Selby, who had been
+Speaker of the House in three of the six Parliaments of which Mr.
+Labouchere had been a member, "I was not surprised to see that you
+had made up your mind to eschew Westminster, and enjoy Florence and
+its climate, but if I were still in the Chair I should miss you in
+the next Parliament, and I am sure the smoking-room will be a forlorn
+place without you; and I do not see how the loss is to be repaired,
+for it takes a good many years to grow a plant of the same kind. I
+wish you and Mrs. Labouchere long leisure and much pleasure in your
+Italian home, seasoned with occasional visits to England. The
+election may be said to have begun with Balfour's speech at Leeds,
+and Campbell Bannerman's at the Albert Hall...."
+
+The leader of the Irish party wrote from Dublin:
+
+"DEAR LABOUCHERE,--When writing the other day, I did not know that
+you had any idea of retiring from Parliament. I learned your
+intention with deep regret. You have been so long one of the truest
+friends of Ireland that you will be missed by us all, and at a time
+when we can badly spare a real friend. With heartiest good wishes,
+and many thanks for your advice and assistance on so many occasions,
+I remain very truly yours,
+
+"J. E. REDMOND."
+
+"I have just read your farewell to Northampton," wrote Sir Wilfrid
+Lawson, on December 17, "and it has troubled me. I am going to stand
+again for Cockermouth (I am older than you!) with a _fair_ chance of
+success, but, if I win and get back to the House, I shall feel that
+it is not exactly the same place without you. I therefore just write
+this to say how sorry I am to lose you. Certainly you have always
+held up bravely and ably the banner of the Radicalism in which {525}
+I believe, and it remains to be seen whether we shall get it as well
+held up in the Parliament which is to be. Any way those who believe
+in Government 'of, for, and by the people,' ought to be grateful to
+you for your persistent preaching and teaching of that doctrine.
+
+"The new Government promises well, but I remember a story on which
+you trenchantly commented in _Truth_ some years ago. When Lord
+Dudley was married it was proposed in the Kidderminster Corporation
+that they should give him a wedding present, on which an old weaver
+rose and suggested that it should be postponed '_till we see how he
+goes on_.'
+
+"Well, I hope that you will go on well and happily till the end of
+your days, and, meantime, not forget to give outside help to your old
+comrades, who for a bit longer are grinding in the Parliamentary
+mill."
+
+Lord James of Hereford wrote:
+
+"The announcement of your departure from the House of Commons seems
+almost to affect me personally. I recall a day in the end of August,
+1868, when you and I and John Stamforth were sitting in front of the
+Kursaal at Homburg. You and I were discussing our relative chances
+in Middlesex and at Taunton, and then you asked Stamforth how he was
+getting on at Athlone. "I am member for Athlone," replied that
+unfortunate man, who afterwards, as you know, polled one vote.
+
+"Well, the water has been flowing on since then. You and I have seen
+a good deal of political life, and taken a fair share in it. I hope
+we have not done much harm, but Heaven only knows. I am very sorry
+that you are not continuing in the fight....
+
+"I know how little I can do, for I am three years older than you
+are--but the House of Lords offers some opportunities for easy going
+to an old one."
+
+"DEAR LABOUCHERE," wrote Lord Edmond Fitzmaurice,--"We have enjoyed
+sweet converse together in the House of Commons and in the woods of
+Marienbad on 'men and {526} things.' We are both leaving the House
+of Commons at the same time, so I send you a word of greeting--or
+farewell, or by whatever other name it may be appropriate to describe
+these words.... A short Parliament generally follows a long
+Parliament, and I expect to see this canon once more illustrated."
+
+"The _New York Herald_ of this morning announces your appointment as
+a P. C.," wrote Sir Edmund Monson from Paris. "I am very glad that
+you have received this distinction, which, in my own case, I have
+always regarded as the most acceptable of all that have been bestowed
+on me.... I can quite understand your relinquishing Parliament, and
+I hope you may long enjoy the _otium cum dignitate_ which no place
+better than Florence can supply.... Believe me, always your sincere
+old friend,
+
+"EDMUND MONSON."
+
+Lord Brampton wrote on the last day but one of the year: "I have just
+received your note. Your reasons for retirement from Parliament are
+unreasonable. But, as far as I am concerned, although I have not a
+word of objection to offer, still I remain _sorry_. With all my
+heart I rejoice in to-day's _Times_, and offer to you, my right
+honourable friend, my heartiest congratulations to you and all yours,
+and every good wish for the coming New Year. I wish I could avail
+myself of your invitation to Florence, but I fear I have no chance,
+as I am very weak still and can hardly hold a pen."
+
+Only one other letter must be quoted from the friends of Labby's
+youth. Sir Henry Lucy wrote on Christmas Day:
+
+"MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,--You will find in the forthcoming issue of
+_Punch_ some reflections on 'The Sage of Queen Anne's Gate,' from the
+Diary of Toby, M.P. I believe they echo the feeling of the whole
+House of Commons, irrespective of party, at the prospect of your
+withdrawal from the scene.
+
+{527}
+
+"But why cut Westminster altogether? There is still the House of
+Lords. If I might behold you walking out shoulder to shoulder with
+the Archbishop of Canterbury to vote 'content' or 'not content' as
+the case might be, I should feel I had not lived in vain.... With a
+warmth and friendship dating back nearly thirty years--Eheu! we were
+colleagues on the _World_ staff in 1875."
+
+Toby, M.P., recalled in a pathetic little article in _Punch_ the way
+Mr. Gedge had tried to do Labby out of his corner seat below the
+gangway, where Sir Charles Dilke had sat beside him on one side of
+the House or the other ever since Mr. Gladstone's Parliament of 1892.
+In order to secure a seat in the House, members had to be present at
+the reading of prayers, during which any one could slip a card with
+his name upon it into the back of the place he wanted. Now Labby was
+never at prayers, and yet, Mr. Gedge noticed, he had always had the
+same seat secured to himself in the orthodox manner. Accordingly,
+one day he allowed his thoughts to wander whilst the House of Commons
+devotions were proceeding, and his eyes followed his thoughts.
+Between his fingers held devoutly before his face, he peeped, and
+noticed Sir Charles Dilke, buried in prayer as usual. Then he saw
+his devotion relax for a moment. Sir Charles was slipping a card
+into the back of the seat which he intended to secure for himself,
+and Mr. Gedge was horrified to see that he proceeded to slip a card
+with Labby's name upon it into the back of the next one--the coveted
+corner seat below the gangway. Mr. Gedge subsequently drew the
+attention of the House to this piece of underhand dealing, but
+honourable gentlemen did not choose to take any notice of what would
+clearly not have been observed, if Mr. Gedge had been paying proper
+attention to his prayers.
+
+A propos to the seating accommodation in the House of Commons, it
+should be remembered that as far back as 1893, when the disgraceful
+scrimmage for seats took place at the introduction of Mr. Gladstone's
+Home Rule Bill, {528} Mr. Labouchere had begun to agitate for a new
+House of Commons with seats for every member. He explained to a
+journalist at the time his plan for an ameliorated House:
+
+"At present," he said, "a man goes before a constituency and, after a
+lot of trouble and expense, wins a seat--so it is called. He then
+comes up here to Westminster, and finds he has gone through only half
+the preliminaries necessary for securing a seat. He has taken only
+the first steps, which are simply child's play to what he has yet to
+do. Getting elected is simply nothing comparatively. First I wanted
+an octagonal chamber," he proceeded, "but I find general opinion will
+retain the present form. So my idea is to have eight rows of seats
+on each side of the House, curving round at the end opposite to the
+Speaker. If each row will seat forty-two members, you will find that
+will provide a seat for the whole six hundred and seventy-two. Then
+every one could retain his seat throughout the session. The
+difficulty about the square shape of the House is that it gives you
+an equal number of seats for each party and the Government is
+generally in a majority. That is why I would run the seats round at
+one end--so that the supporters of the Government could have the
+whole of one side, and as far as the second gangway on the other.
+Having a broader House would necessarily mean enlarging the Press and
+Strangers' Galleries also. All the members are in favour of it, with
+the exception of the front benches. They have got their seats
+assured, so they say that the House is cosy, and to enlarge it would
+force them to pitch their voices higher." The journalist who was
+interviewing him commented on the extreme moderation of his designs
+for an ameliorated House of Commons. "Oh," remarked Mr. Labouchere,
+"these are just the alterations we shall probably make. What I
+personally should have liked would be to clear the Lords out of their
+House, which is bigger than the House of Commons, and install
+ourselves therein."[4] Eight years {529} later he went to Vienna,
+and poured forth in _Truth_ the story of his envy when he saw the
+Austrian House of Deputies:
+
+
+I went to see the Parliament House, and, after inspecting it, I felt
+that I could with pleasure join a mob to disinter the remains of the
+eminent architect who built the Palace at Westminster and hang his
+bones on a gibbet. The Vienna architect has erected a building which
+is Parliament Architecture. Everything is adapted to the wants and
+requirements of those who want to use it. The members of each of the
+two Chambers sit in a semi-circular room, and each member has an
+armchair and a desk before him. The general objection made to this
+plan of a deliberative room is that it obliges members to speak from
+a tribune. But at Vienna they speak from their places, and, owing to
+the excellent acoustic properties of the Chamber, they can be
+perfectly heard. I went over the place in the company of a priest
+who was visiting it at the same time. He perceived that I was an
+Englishman, and asked me how the place compared with the English
+Parliament House. "The members in England," I said, "sit in an
+oblong room, in which there are only places for half their number."
+"But what do the others do?" he asked. "They do not listen to the
+debates," I replied; "they seldom know what is under discussion. A
+bell rings and they come in, and are told to vote as their leader
+orders them." As a good Radical I felt it necessary to give a
+further explanation, so I continued: "The majority of the members are
+the supporters of the Government; it is one of the worst Governments
+with which a country was ever cursed; it is called the 'stupid
+party,' and it is composed of Junkers and men who have made much
+money. They want the laws to be made for their benefit, and not for
+the benefit of the poor." "But why," he said, "do they have a
+majority, for I suppose that the poor have votes as well as the rich,
+and there must be more poor than rich in England?" "They gained
+their election by corruption and falsehood," I answered. "Their
+wives and their daughters went about giving the electors feasts, and
+they went about saying everywhere that the Radicals wanted to destroy
+the Empire. In this way they {530} bought some with gifts, and
+others they deceived with falsehoods. Soon the electors discovered
+how they had been fooled, and for five years they have wanted to take
+away the Government from the 'stupids,' but, by our laws, a
+Parliament is elected for seven years, and the country is still
+obliged to submit to the disgrace of having such a Government for one
+or perhaps two more years. Then there will be another election, and
+the 'stupids' will be in a minority, and the Radicals who represent
+the sense and intelligence of the country will become the
+Government." "And the Radicals," he said, "will, I suppose, make a
+Chamber large enough to hold all the members." "I am not sure of
+that," I answered. This seemed to surprise him, but he thanked me
+for having made clear to him the party differences in England.[5]
+
+
+But my story is wandering backwards instead of forwards. And so
+stories usually do in the City of Flowers, where the present is so
+full of ease and pleasure that a man's mind is free to linger where
+it will, either lazily in the middle ages, or to stray with graceful
+discrimination in the bye paths of memory to find the savour again of
+some of the deeds of a gallant past. He may choose, perhaps, to
+grasp contentedly and almost without effort, the gifts of the gods
+that lie about in profusion, but he must always remember that care
+and earnestness, strenuousness and ambition have no place in
+Florence. It was of course a home after Mr. Labouchere's own heart.
+He went to London in the January of 1906 to be sworn in as a Privy
+Councillor, and, in February, he came back with delight to his villa
+to enjoy the merry continental _train de vie_ he had always loved.
+
+Whilst in London, he wrote to Mr. Edward Thornton, who was then in
+India:
+
+
+I did not, as you see, stand. At seventy-four one gets bored even
+with politics. I am only over here for a fortnight, as I have to get
+sworn into the Privy Council. The Unionists have been {531} beaten
+badly, because they seem to have gone out of their way to court
+defeat. One never knows what may happen, but they will remain in a
+minority for the next twenty years, if they run on Protectionist
+lines. Joe swaggers and has captured the machine, and Balfour would
+do well to fight him instead of knocking under to him. The Chinese
+labour helped us greatly. They ought to have known that the old
+anti-slavery feeling is still strong, but they seem to imagine that
+every one has Rand shares.... The really important thing connected
+with the election is the rise of a Labour Party. I do not think,
+however, that there are above six M.P.'s returned who are _bona fide_
+and Socialists, they are all jealous of each other.
+
+
+He wrote to Mr. Thornton again on March 10:
+
+
+I had had enough of Parliament, for one gets bored with
+everything.... I have not the slightest notion what a Privy
+Councillor is, except that I had to take half a dozen oaths at a
+Council, which were mumbled out by some dignitary, and then Fletcher
+Moulton, who was also being sworn in, and I performed a sort of cake
+walk backwards. I don't precisely know whither we shall go in the
+summer--for it is such a relief to let the day take care of the day.
+It is lucky C. B. has so large a majority, otherwise things would
+have been difficult with the Labour lot--far more difficult than with
+the Irish.
+
+
+Mr. Labouchere's most regular correspondent up till the time of his
+death in January, 1911, was Sir Charles Dilke. The friendship
+between them had continued uninterruptedly since 1880. Two letters
+that Mr. Labouchere wrote to Sir Charles Dilke in 1910 have an
+especial interest, bearing as they do upon the problem that had
+always interested Mr. Labouchere so keenly throughout the whole of
+his political career, and which, in the first twentieth century
+Liberal Parliament, had assumed a new aspect. The first of these
+letters was written on February 11:
+
+
+MY DEAR DILKE,--What is the Government going to do in regard to the
+Lords? I can understand a one-Chamber man, in {532} default of
+getting directly what he wants, trying to get it indirectly, by
+having a sham Upper Chamber. But if the Government has to appeal to
+the country on a suspensory veto, I doubt this creating much
+enthusiasm. If it be carried, this suspensory vote would, of course,
+be used by the Peers for all that it is worth when a Liberal
+Government is in to throw _batons dans leurs roues_. I should have
+thought, with the experience of the last Parliament, that it would be
+realised that Peer obstruction, cleverly managed, could reduce any
+Liberal Government to ridicule and contempt. So long as a Reform is
+hung up by the Lords, the electors have no heart in further Liberal
+legislation, which, in its turn, would also be hung up. A Party with
+a H. of C. majority at its back cannot afford to be unable to carry
+through its measures. Why not go at once for the abolition of the H.
+of Peers, and its being replaced by some sort of an elected Upper
+Chamber? Nothing is easier than to contrive one. The basis would be
+the constitution of the U.S. Senate _mutatis mutandis_. It should
+have only one half of the membership of the H. of C., and if the two
+Houses cannot agree, then they should sit and vote together on the
+issue. Notwithstanding the curious way in which Senators are elected
+in the Senate of the U.S., I never heard of any serious proposal to
+alter this. Its main strength is due to its executive powers, and
+this we need not provide for in our Senate. With any reasonable plan
+of election, and the members reduced to about 300, it is odds against
+there ever being a majority of one Party of above 40 or 50. No
+Government at present can get on long without a certain majority of
+slaves of more than this in the Commons, so the Commons would always
+get their way. I have been at times a President of and a member of
+several Abolition of Lords Associations, and have advocated abolition
+in thousands of speeches in the country. The feeling was generally
+against hereditary Legislators, for this comes home to all as an
+absurd abuse. If I were in the House I would move an amendment on
+the Address against hereditary Legislators, and the vast majority of
+the Government supporters would vote for it, as they would most of
+them be afraid of their electors. What surprises me is that the
+Unionists do not counter the plans of the Government by many such an
+amendment. They are sacrificing what is their interest to a lot of
+obscure Peers, who are of no {533} importance. As for the House of
+Lords, with only a suspensory veto, it is worthless to them, except
+for tactical obstruction in order to discredit a Liberal Government.
+
+It is rather curious that if the H. of C. reflects the opinions of
+the country there is a majority for Tariff Reform, as all the
+National M.P.'s are Protectionists. As it is, they will find it
+difficult to vote for the Budget, with O'Brien painting Ireland red
+against it. He is a power in Ireland, and Redmond is perfectly aware
+of it. Anyhow the manœuvring in the H. of C. and the Debates will
+be amusing. There will be difficulties with the Labour men, headed
+by Keir Hardie. If I were the Unionists I would buy him.--Yours
+truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+The second was written on November 17, and ran as follows:
+
+
+MY DEAR DILKE,--... It is a curious thing that in the discussions
+about Home Rule all round, no one has pointed out that in the German
+Empire Bavaria occupies a peculiar position. It has far more
+independent rights than any other State. It was only on these terms
+that it came into the Empire, for there is no great love lost between
+the Prussians and the Bavarians. Yet it sends its quota of
+representatives to the Reichsrath. Therefore there seems to me no
+particular reason why, if there be Home Rule all round, the position
+of Ireland should not be that of Bavaria.
+
+I confess that I do not think much of the Government proposal in
+regard to the veto. It seems to me a stupid arrangement. The Upper
+Chamber is a fifth wheel on the coach which only can make itself a
+nuisance by persistent obstruction, which in two years is swept aside
+automatically. My experience in going to lots of anti-Lords Meetings
+led me to the conclusion that the country hates an Upper Chamber on
+hereditary lines, but does not quite believe in a Single Chamber
+which is absolute master. Why does no one propose to "scrap" the H.
+of L. and to have an elected Upper House, one-third of whose members
+are renewed by election every two years, or some such period? This
+would be on the lines of the U.S. Senate, only with a popular
+franchise, {534} instead of the strangely illogical one of the U.S.
+Such an Upper Chamber would probably be conservative in the real, and
+not the party sense of the word, and yet command respect. It would
+rarely act except when the decision of the H. of C. was influenced by
+a small minority, threatening to turn the Government out if it did
+not knock under to it. Were the Unionists to come forward with such
+a scheme, they might very probably get a majority.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+After Sir Charles Dilke's death, Mr. Labouchere wrote the following
+interesting letter to Lord Channing, dated Feb. 18:
+
+
+DEAR CHANNING,--No, I am not writing any memoirs. I shall find it
+more agreeable to read yours than to do so.... I knew him (Dilke)
+very well since his start in politics. When in the House, he was the
+only man well up, particularly in domestic legislature, and, really,
+it is thanks to him that many useful measures were passed. In
+explaining them, however, he was too apt to lose himself in minor
+details. In foreign politics he never clearly knew what he wanted,
+and he was given to believe in mares' nests which he thought he had
+picked up abroad.... He fancied that he would be able to become the
+leader of the Labour M.P.'s. They were ready to profit by his
+speeches, but it soon became clear that they would only have a Labour
+M.P. for their leader. We started a sort of Labour Party with a
+Whip. But they came to me and said that it must be understood that
+he was not to be either President or Chairman. In the main this was
+due to jealousy of him.... I did all that I could with Campbell
+Bannerman for him to be in the Cabinet. Campbell Bannerman
+hesitated. Then Morley made a speech asserting that the Liberals
+would not be satisfied unless he was included. At once the Bishop of
+Rochester and a head dissenter (I think it was Clifford) published
+letters protesting. Campbell Bannerman then pointed to these
+letters, and said that we should have a split in the party if he were
+in the Cabinet. Personally, I quite agree with you as to his
+ostracism from office, but you know what the English are, and
+particularly the dissenters....
+
+{535}
+
+Why did you resign your seat? It was a perfectly safe one. I
+resigned because I had got to an age, when I got tired out at a long
+sitting. It is curious I was with Campbell Bannerman and his wife
+and mine. She wanted him to give it up, as his doctor had told him
+that he ought to. I urged him to go on. He said that this was odd
+advice, when I had said that I should do so, and he was younger than
+I was. I replied that it was worth taking risks to be Prime
+Minister, but not for anything else. And he is dead and I alive....
+
+If ever you want to rest calmly you must come down here and see me.
+I have a big villa close to Florence, and live a vegetable
+existence.--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+A great grief befell Mr. Labouchere in 1910. He and Mrs. Labouchere
+had been spending the summer as usual at Villa d'Este and Cadenabbia,
+and had returned to Florence in the early days of October. Never had
+Mrs. Labouchere appeared to be in better health and spirits. On the
+evening of the 30th October, she had delighted every one with her
+inimitable reading aloud of _David Copperfield_, and life at Villa
+Cristina, on that day, had seemed, if possible, more joyous and
+serene than usual. The next morning the blow fell, but so gently as
+to be almost imperceptible. Mrs. Labouchere, feeling a little giddy
+on rising, had returned to her bed to allow the temporary sickness to
+pass off. By the afternoon she was beginning to slip away into
+unconsciousness, and before the bells in the neighbouring convent had
+begun to welcome the dawn of the Tutti Santi, she had gone forth
+alone on her last long journey.
+
+The winter of 1910 and 1911 passed quietly away for Mr. Labouchere.
+His days were cheered by the constant presence of his daughter, who
+had married Marchesa Carlo di Rudini, the son of the former Prime
+Minister of Italy, and Mr. Thomas Hart Davies stayed with him till
+Christmas Day, returning to Florence again in the early spring. A
+succession of visitors from England and Rome kept the house {536} gay
+and lively as he loved to have it, always provided that he had to
+take upon himself none of the activities or responsibility of
+entertaining. "I am merely a passenger on the ship," he would say,
+when he wanted to wriggle out of any active participation in the
+organisation of whatever might be going on. But it always happened
+to be towards the corner of the ship where that particular passenger
+was resting that the pleasure and interest of every one converged.
+It was not so much the charm of his talk, that was, perhaps, more
+entertaining in his old age than it had ever been, as the
+extraordinarily youthful and never failing interest that he continued
+to take in the affairs of every one else that made him the best
+conversationalist in the world. No little event of the smallest
+human interest was too trivial to amuse him, and to awake the never
+failing source of his mother wit. He passed the summer at Villa
+Cristina and went to Villa d'Este in September. Though his spirits
+were as gay and unflagging as ever throughout the winter, it was easy
+to see that his physical strength was beginning to weaken. The walk
+which he took daily round his garden fatigued him so much that, by
+Christmas, he had given up even that mild form of exercise.
+
+He experienced another bereavement during the winter in the death of
+his oldest and most intimately associated friend, Sir George Lewis.
+He felt his loss very deeply, and I remember that when he told me the
+news his voice was full of emotion. He related that Sir George Lewis
+had always looked upon him as his _mascotte_. "As long as you're
+alive and flourishing, Labby," he used to say, "I shall be all right
+too, so mind you take care of yourself." "Just shows what nonsense
+all those things are," continued Mr. Labouchere, "for here am I as
+well and strong as ever, and there is poor Lewis dead and gone." The
+return of Mr. Hart Davies to the Villa early in December cheered him
+up immensely, and his devoted friend did not leave his side {537}
+again, until the last sad morning when he bade farewell to him on the
+hill of San Miniato.
+
+It was fitting perhaps that almost the last letter that Mr.
+Labouchere should have written, should have been to one of his old
+theatrical friends. Mr. Charles James Sugden, the actor, wrote to
+him and asked him to write a preface to his (Sugden's) forthcoming
+volume of Reminiscences. Here is Mr. Labouchere's reply:
+
+
+VILLA CRISTINA, Jan. 4, 1912.
+
+MY DEAR SUGDEN--You ask me to write a preface to your forthcoming
+book. I don't think that I ever read one in my life, for they always
+seem to be platitudes, impertinently thrust forward by some person
+who has an exaggerated idea of his own importance, in order to hinder
+me from getting at what I really do want to read. Good wine needs no
+bush, and I shall be greatly disappointed if I do not derive great
+pleasure from reading yours, for you have been brought into close
+contact with so many persons of note in their day, and some of whom
+are still in this world, and can throw many sidelights on them, and
+know many anecdotes about them. Pray bring it out as soon as
+possible. I am now over eighty, and at about that age senile
+imbecility commences, so I do not want it to make progress before I
+have had the opportunity to read the book and can appreciate
+it.[6]--Yours truly,
+
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+
+
+But it was not until the beginning of the second week in January that
+we all felt certain that he would never be well again. He was
+sauntering along so gently and carelessly, as only Labby knew how to
+saunter, towards the brink of the dark river. When the little heaps
+of cigarettes, that were arranged about his library so as to be
+always ready to his hand, ceased to dwindle as usual, it became clear
+to each and all that he must be very ill indeed. As simply as a
+child, tired with play, he took to his bed on the 11th of January,
+{538} and did not get up again. He died peacefully at midnight on
+January 15, 1912.
+
+The earliest remark of Mr. Labouchere's that I have recorded in this
+book was a jest, and so was the last I heard him utter. On the
+afternoon of the day before he died, as I was sitting at his bedside,
+the spirit lamp that kept the fumes of eucalyptus in constant
+movement about his room, through some awkwardness of mine, was
+overturned. Mr. Labouchere, who was dozing, opened his eyes at the
+sound of the little commotion caused by the accident, and perceived
+the flare-up. "Flames?" he murmured interrogatively, "not yet, I
+think." He laughed quizzically, and went off to sleep again.
+
+* * * * * * *
+
+The words in which Mr. Hart Davies conveyed the news of his end to
+Carteret Street are so beautiful in their simple directness that no
+others can fitly replace them in this biography:
+
+"His mind always remained perfectly clear. He took a lively interest
+in the German elections, the political crisis in France, and the
+events of the Italian-Turkish War. He was ever one for whom nothing
+that concerned the human race (_nihil humani_) was alien to his vivid
+intelligence. But his bodily powers were constantly declining, and
+on Monday, January 15, just before midnight, the end came, peacefully
+and painlessly, a fitting termination to the career of one who had
+ever been a fighter and ever in the forefront of the battle.
+
+"He was buried on Wednesday morning, under the cold drizzling rain of
+the Florentine winter, at San Miniato, in the same grave with his
+wife, who died some fifteen months before him. There, his tomb, at
+the edge of the western battlement of San Miniato, looks over the
+Tower of Galileo and the dark cypresses of Arcetri. It may be said
+of him, as Heine said of himself, that on his grave should be placed
+'not a wreath, but a sword, for he was a brave soldier in the war for
+the liberation of humanity.'"
+
+{539}
+
+Before his death, he had expressed a strong wish as to the place of
+his burial. He wanted to rest beside his wife at San Miniato. But,
+when the arrangements for the funeral were about to be made, it was
+remembered that only Catholics were permitted to lie in the beautiful
+cemetery of the Florentines. The difficulty seemed insuperable, and
+the preliminary steps had already been taken to bury him in the
+Protestant graveyard. His daughter, however, determined to leave no
+stone unturned so that she might carry out her father's dying wishes.
+An appeal was made to some municipal authority, and, by an
+extraordinary coincidence, that seemed to make Labby's funeral fit in
+with all the rest of his strange paradoxical career, it was
+ascertained that, just at that moment, the possession of the cemetery
+was passing out of the hands of the religious body to whom it had
+hitherto belonged, and was becoming the property of the lay
+ecclesiastical authority of the city, and there had been no time for
+new regulations or restrictions to be formulated. There were,
+therefore, from a legal point of view, none in existence, and so it
+turned out that Mr. Labouchere was permitted to lie in the spot that
+he had himself chosen.
+
+For many days after his death, the letters of condolence and sympathy
+from all quarters of the globe continued to pour into the deserted
+home. Of these one must assuredly be published, for it bears witness
+to the loyalty and affection that was unfailingly manifested to him
+by the borough he had represented for twenty-five years in
+Parliament. It was addressed to Marchesa di Rudini, by Mr. Edwin
+Barnes, the Secretary of the Northampton Liberal and Radical
+Association, and ran as follows:
+
+
+At a special meeting of the Executive Committee of the above
+Association, held last night, the following resolution was
+unanimously passed, which I was directed to send to you: "The
+Liberals and Radicals of Northampton have heard with the deepest
+regret of the death of the Right Hon. Henry Labouchere, {540} who,
+for more than a quarter of a century, faithfully represented the
+Borough in the House of Commons. The members of the Executive of the
+Northampton Liberal and Radical Association hereby place on record
+the profound gratitude of all its members for the loyal service which
+Mr. Labouchere rendered to the cause of Democracy during so many
+years. Whoever faltered, he stood firm, and it will always be a
+proud remembrance that Northampton also stood firm, and that there
+was no break in the mutual confidence of member and constituents. To
+his daughter, the Marchesa di Rudini, and other members of Mr.
+Labouchere's family, we offer our sincerest sympathy in the
+irreparable loss that they have sustained, and trust they may find
+some consolation in the warm tributes that have been paid by men of
+all parties to his life, character, and work." Having known Mr.
+Labouchere for many years, and being his agent in the important
+election of 1900 (during the Boer War), allow me to add my own
+personal sympathy and condolence with you.
+
+
+
+[1] May 12, 1905.
+
+[2] _M.A.P._, Dec. 30, 1905.
+
+[3] _Morning Post_, Dec. 23, 1905.
+
+[4] _Penny Illustrated Paper_, Feb. 25, 1893.
+
+[5] _Truth_, Sept. 21, 1900.
+
+[6] _The Referee_, Jan. 21, 1912.
+
+
+
+
+{541}
+
+INDEX
+
+
+Abbeville, Labouchere at, 141
+
+Abbot, Labouchere's action against, 108, 109
+
+Abdulal Pasha, exile of, 221
+
+Abercorn, Duke of, 85
+
+Aberdeen, Earl of, 262; Col. Turner as _aide_ to, 361
+
+Adelphi Theatre, Green at the, 29
+
+Affirmation Act, passing of the, 160
+
+Afghan War, the, 143
+
+Afrikanders, National League of, 437
+
+Aix, Provence, Fouché exiled to, 12
+
+Albert, Prince, 67
+
+Albret, Jeanne d', founder of the Protestant University at Orthez, 1
+
+Alexander II., Emperor of Russia, watches Labouchere at écarté, 57
+
+Alexandria, bombardment of, 71, 194, 195, 196, 218
+
+Aliens Bill, 170
+
+Alison on Mexico, 33
+
+Alison, Sir Archibald, his command in Egypt, 209
+
+Alliance Loan, the, 13
+
+Allsopp, Labouchere on, 239
+
+America, Bradlaugh in, 161-64; Fenianism in, 81, 170, 288, 309-10,
+385; its constitution an example for England and Ireland, 237-8, 293,
+294, 298, 531-33; its diplomats in Paris during the siege, 43; its
+interest in Labouchere's Paris letters, 96; its labour system
+compared with English, 461, 471, 479; its surgery and its girls in
+the Franco-Prussian War, 44, 45; its system of education, 42;
+Labouchere's prediction for, 14, 41, 44, 226; Lord Taunton travels
+in, 14-15; unpopularity of Parnell in, 378
+
+Amiens, Labouchere at, 140
+
+Amsterdam, house of Hope at, 2, 10
+
+Anarchist party, the, 418
+
+Anglo-American War, 9
+
+Anne, Queen, Labouchere on, 245
+
+Antwerp, 7, 10
+
+Appeals in the House of Lords, Labouchere on, 83
+
+Appropriation Act, the, 354
+
+Arabi Pasha, exile of, 203-9, 219-24; rebellion of, 70-1, 195-98,
+202, 215
+
+Arago, Mayor of Paris, 127
+
+Arklow, Parnell at, 258
+
+Armenian persecutions, the, 435
+
+Arms Bill, the, 172
+
+Army, Labouchere on the, 478
+
+Arrears Bill, the passing of, 176, 179, 181, 183, 187, 252, 361
+
+Ascot, Labouchere at, 106
+
+Ashbourne, his Irish policy, 279
+
+Asquith, Rt. Hon. H. H., counsel for Parnell _v._ Walter, 374 _n._,
+407
+
+Assouan, 209
+
+Athlone, Stamforth contests, 525
+
+Atkinson, American statist, 468
+
+Atkinson, counsel for the _Times_, 374 _n._
+
+Audiffret-Pasquier, Duc d', _Histoire de Mon Temps_, 13 _n._
+
+Austen, Charles, correspondent in Paris during the siege, 141 _n._
+
+Australia, J. R. Cox in, 223
+
+Austria, customs union with, 418
+
+Austrian chargé d'affaires, in Stockholm, Labouchere's duel with, 50
+
+Austro-Prussian War, the, 97
+
+Avebury, Lord, at Eton, 18
+
+Aztecs, the, in Mexico, 34
+
+
+Bacon, Lord, quoted, 20, 515
+
+Baden-Baden, Labouchere at, 54, 65
+
+Baggallay, Lord Justice, his judgment against Bradlaugh, 157; on
+Labouchere in Hyde Park, 364
+
+Baker, his army in Egypt, 199
+
+Balfour, Rt. Hon. A. J., administration of, 438, 517, 518, 524, 531;
+Bannerman on, 455; Gladstone's letters to, _re_ Home Rule, 289, 298;
+his coercive measures as Irish Secretary, 357-60; Labouchere on his
+philosophy, 369
+
+Ballantine, Serjeant, acts as counsel for Labouchere, 76 _n._, 77; at
+Evans', 29; dines with Labouchere and Orton, 116
+
+Balloons, as letter carriers, during the siege of Paris, 128-35
+
+Ballot Act, amendments of the, 272
+
+Balston, Edward, Labouchere's house master at Eton, 18
+
+Bannerman, Sir Henry Campbell, his letters to Labouchere, _re_
+retirement, 517, 523; his premiership, 518, 524, 531; on
+Chamberlain's South African policy, 427, 448, 449, 454, 455
+
+Baring, Alexander, partner in the house of Hope, 2
+
+Baring, Rev. Alexander, his story of P.-C. Labouchère, 2
+
+Baring Brothers, restore French credit, 12, 13; their crisis in 1890,
+489
+
+Baring, Dorothy, her marriage to P.-C. Labouchère, 2
+
+Baring, Emily, marriage of, 14 _n._
+
+Baring, Sir Evelyn. See Lord Cromer
+
+Baring, Hon. Francis Henry, 3 _n._
+
+Baring, Sir Francis, consents to his daughter's marriage, 3; his
+friendship with Wellesley, 5, 7, 8
+
+Baring, Lucy, daughter of Charles, 13 _n._
+
+Baring, Sir Thomas, his daughters' marriages, 14
+
+Baring, M.P., Thomas Charles, 3 _n._
+
+Baring. See Lord Revelstoke
+
+Barnes, Edwin, Secretary of Northampton Liberal and Radical
+Association, 539
+
+Barrère, Camille, on the staff of the _World_, 107
+
+Barrier, Jean Guyon, 2
+
+Barrow, Cavendish influence at, 350
+
+Barton fights Labouchere at Eton, 18
+
+Bass, Labouchere on, 239
+
+Bathurst, Lord, as Foreign Secretary, 6
+
+Bavaria, an example for Ireland, 533
+
+Bayonne, 1
+
+Bazaine, Marshal, at Metz, 123, 124
+
+Beaconsfield, Earl of, advises Northcote in the Bradlaugh case, 154;
+arranges an Egyptian loan with Rothschilds, 190, 191; attends the
+Berlin Congress, 191, 192; defeated at Taunton, 13, 14; his
+administration, 85, 86, 235, 520; his Imperialism, 143
+
+Bedford, Duke of, Burke's letter to, 231
+
+Beefsteak Club, the, Labouchere's expulsion from, 117
+
+Beit, Alfred, his complicity in the Jameson Raid, 426, 428, 431
+
+Belfast, manufacturers of, 276, 319
+
+Belgium, Egypt compared with, 203, 206
+
+Bell, Moberley, manager of the _Times_, 436
+
+Bellew, Kyrle, début of, 111, 496
+
+Bellew, Montesquieu, Labouchere travels to Palestine with, 111-13, 496
+
+Belloc, Hilaire, as a conversationalist, 73
+
+Bennett, Robert, editor of _Truth_, 518; on Labouchere as a
+journalist, 491-516
+
+Berlin Congress, the, Disraeli and Salisbury attend, 191, 192
+
+---- Decree of, 9
+
+Beza, Theodore, professor at Orthez, 1
+
+Bigham, 427. See Lord Mersey
+
+Bingham, Captain Hon. D., in Paris during the siege, 138 _n._, 141
+_n._
+
+Birmingham, Chamberlain, M.P. for, 167, 241, 322, 323; death-rate
+of, 463
+
+_Birmingham Post_, 455
+
+Biron, Mr., counsel for Labouchere, 76 _n._
+
+Bishop Auckland, Labouchere at, 118
+
+Bishops, Labouchere on, 241
+
+Bismarck, 96 _n._; as Ambassador at St. Petersburg, 62; at the Berlin
+Congress, 192; his _Memoirs_, 70; threatens intervention in Egypt, 194
+
+Blackwood, Sir Arthur, at Eton, 18
+
+Blake, his support of Labouchere, 427
+
+Blanc, Louis, Labouchere protected by, 132
+
+Blaquières, M. de, French controller in Egypt, 195
+
+Bloemfontein, capture of, 454
+
+---- Conference, the, 455
+
+Blücher, General, 57
+
+Blunt, Wilfrid Scawen, _Gordon and Khartoum_, quoted, 214; his
+reminiscences of Labouchere, 69-73; his support of Arabi Pasha, 204,
+222; Labouchere's letters to, _re_ Arabi in exile, 220, 224;
+Labouchere's letters to, _re_ the Soudan War, 216-19; on the death of
+Gordon, 212; on Disraeli and Salisbury, 174; on the English policy in
+Egypt, 193, 204, 214-15; on Labouchere as a politician, 198, 214;
+_Secret History of the English Occupation of Egypt_, quoted, 190
+_n._, 192 _n._
+
+Boadicea, 244
+
+Boer War, the history of the, 436-57; Labouchere's protests against,
+436, 438-39, 540
+
+Boers, the, their resentment against England, 437. _See also under_
+Transvaal
+
+Bologna, 61
+
+Bonn, 32
+
+Bonner, Mrs. Bradlaugh, _Life of Mr. Bradlaugh_, 142 _n._
+
+Booth, Charles, statist, 460
+
+Booth, Sclater, Labouchere on, 239
+
+Boston, Labouchere mistaken for an Irish patriot, in, 47, 48
+
+Boulogne, Labouchere at, 500
+
+Bourbon, the House of, 8
+
+Bowen, Lord Justice, 501
+
+Bower, Sir Graham, censure of, 428
+
+Bowles, Thomas Gibson, correspondent in Paris during the siege, 141
+_n._
+
+Boycott, Captain, English agent of Lord Mayo, 165
+
+Boycotting, practice of, 165, 176, 185
+
+Boyd, Charles, his interview with Labouchere, 435, 436
+
+Bradford, election of 1886 at, 326
+
+---- Forster, M.P. for, 176
+
+Bradlaugh, Charles, Gladstone's tribute to, 160-61; his imprisonment,
+154; his struggle for the right to affirm, 145-64; Labouchere's
+defence of, 148, 151, 156-64; returned for Northampton, 142-45, 158
+
+Brampton, Henry, Lord, his letter to Labouchere, _re_ retirement, 526
+
+Bramwell, Lord Justice, his decision against Bradlaugh, 157
+
+Brand, M.P. for Stroud, 334
+
+Brand, Sir Henry, 238; his rulings in the Bradlaugh struggle, 146,
+151-2, 160
+
+Brassey, Lord, Labouchere on, 239
+
+Brennan, his imprisonment, 172, 174
+
+Brentford, election scenes at, in 1868, 86, 90-2
+
+Breslin, John, American Fenian, 385, 396
+
+Breteuil, Labouchere at, 140
+
+Brett, 280, 289
+
+Bridges, Sir Henry, his ditty, 117. _See_ Appendix
+
+Brielle, 6
+
+Bright, John, his defence of Bradlaugh, 146, 149-51; Labouchere's
+admiration of, 171, 228; opposes coercive measures in Ireland, 166,
+181, 187; opposes the Egyptian policy, 220
+
+Brighton, Labouchere at, 269, 273; Voules at, 507
+
+Bristol, Lord, Labouchere's fag at Eton, 19 _n._
+
+British South Africa Company, its complicity in the Jameson Raid,
+426-37, 438, 452, 454; its evacuation of Uganda, 420
+
+British virtue, Labouchere's indictments of, 105
+
+Broadley, A. M., _How We Defended Arabi and His Friends_, quoted by
+Arabi, 222
+
+Broome Hall, Surrey, John Peter Labouchere at, 16, 31, 73
+
+Broue, Catherine de la, 2
+
+Brough, Lionel, at New Queen's Theatre, 99; bluffs Labouchere, 94
+
+Brousson, L., on the staff of _Truth_, 505, 509
+
+Brownrigg, Inspector, Labouchere on his conduct at Michelstown, 368-71
+
+Bruce, Campbell, counsel, 76 _n._
+
+Brunner, Mr., at Michelstown, 365, 367
+
+Brunswick, House of, Bradlaugh's impeachment of, 148
+
+Bryce, James, on the Coercion Bill, 182
+
+Buckenbrock, Labouchere's friendship with, 52
+
+Budget Bill of 1885, the, 251
+
+Buenos Ayres, Labouchere's appointment in, 65
+
+Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, Indians in, 40
+
+Buffon quoted, 133
+
+Bulgaria, Turks in, 200
+
+Buller, his policy in Ireland, 361
+
+Buller, Sir Henry, as Ambassador at Constantinople, 54, 63, 64.
+_See_ Lord Dalling
+
+Buller, Sir Redvers, in Pretoria, 440
+
+Bunsen, Labouchere on, 308
+
+Buonaparte, Jerome, 9
+
+Buonaparte, Joseph, in Spain, 8, 9
+
+Buonaparte, Louis, as king of Holland, 5-9
+
+Bureaucracy, Labouchere on, 122
+
+Burke, Under-Secretary for Ireland, murder of, 174, 175, 359, 372
+
+Burke, Edmund, his letter to the Duke of Bedford, 231
+
+Burmah as a political pawn, 310-12
+
+Burnaby, Captain Fred, his reminiscence of Labouchere, 242
+
+Busch, _Our Chancellor_, 53 _n._
+
+Butler, General Sir William, his command in South Africa, 437
+
+Buxton, Sidney, 427
+
+Byrne, Frank, 386
+
+Byron, H. J., _Dearer than Life_, 99
+
+
+Cadenabbia, Labouchere at, 418-21, 423, 515, 535
+
+Caine, M.P., Labouchere on, 350
+
+Cairnes, quoted by Hyndman, 481, 482
+
+Cairo, Arabi at, 70, 204; General Gordon in, 212; Lord Wolseley in,
+208; Prefect of Police at, 216
+
+Calais, Labouchere at, 127
+
+Calcraft, hangman, 115
+
+Caldwell's dancing rooms, 105
+
+Callan, M.P., Mr., on Bright and Bradlaugh, 150
+
+Cambridge, St. Peter's College, 23; Trinity College, Labouchere at,
+22-7, 251, 491, 522
+
+Cambridge, Duchess of, her friendship with Labouchere, 54
+
+Campbell, secretary to Parnell, 375, 396
+
+Campbell, Sir George, 208
+
+Canada, Dominion of, Labouchere on, 301, 304
+
+Canning, George, his duel with Castlereagh, 6
+
+Canrobert, Marshal, his corps, 123 _n._
+
+Cape Colony, Lord Milner as Governor of, 437; Rhodes as Premier of,
+427, 430; war spirit in, 437
+
+Capital _v._ Labour, discussed by Hyndman and Labouchere at
+Northampton, 458-90
+
+Cardwell, Mr., 136
+
+Carey, James, informer, forged letters to, 372, 374, 375, 384
+
+Carlisle, Earl of, 14
+
+Carnarvon, Lord, as Viceroy of Ireland, 251-56, 279, 282, 286
+
+Carrington, Lord, assaults Grenville Murray, 110 _n._
+
+Caspian Sea, the, 135
+
+Cassell, Petter, and Galpin, firm of, 493
+
+Castlereagh, his duel with Canning, 6
+
+Catholic Emancipation, question of, 6
+
+Cattle-maiming in Ireland, 165, 169
+
+Cavendish family, the, their influence at Barrow, 350
+
+Cavendish, Lord E., Chamberlain on, 271
+
+Cavendish, Lord Frederick, 146; murder of, 174, 175, 188, 358, 359,
+372
+
+Cavour, Gladstone on, 419; Labouchere's reminiscences of, 62
+
+Ceylon, Arabi's exile in, 204-9, 220-24
+
+Châlons, French camp at, 122-23 _n._
+
+Chamberlain, Joseph, as President of the Local Government Board, 317
+_n._; Churchill on, 209; Healy on, 303, 363; his alleged complicity
+in the Jameson Raid, 427, 431, 446, 452; his correspondence with
+Labouchere _re_ the Boer War, 446-54; his correspondence with
+Labouchere on Home Rule, 261-356; his Egyptian policy, 70, 211, 212;
+his Irish policy prior to the Home Rule Bill, 256-303; his probable
+Premiership, 226, 227, 249, 280, 319, 320, 349; his responsibility,
+as Colonial Secretary, for the Boer War, 437-38, 442-57; his scheme
+of Home Rule, 255, 326; his secession from the Liberal party over
+Home Rule, 226-28, 318-355; Labouchere's admiration of, 259;
+Labouchere's letters to, _re_ Bradlaugh, 159; Labouchere's letters
+to, _re_ the Egyptian policy, 205-6, 210, 211; Labouchere's letters
+to, _re_ the Irish Coercion Bill, 177-187; Labouchere's letters to,
+_re_ Radicalism, 41-2, 226-27; Labouchere's opposition to, 519, 531;
+on Gladstone's Irish policy, 167, 189, 226, 263, 266, 271, 306; on
+Herbert Gladstone, 265; on the House of Lords, 241; on the Land
+Question, 276, 292; on the Parnell Commission, 383; on Salisbury's
+Irish policy, 251; opposes the use of coercion in Ireland, 165, 173,
+189
+
+Chaplin, M.P., Henry, 146, 150; on the Coercion Bill, 187
+
+Chartered Company. _See_ British South Africa.
+
+Chatham, Earl of, his death, 6
+
+Chaumes, Prussian army at, 127
+
+Chelmsford, Morley at, 322
+
+Chesterfield, Philip, Earl of, his _Letters to His Son_, 29; quoted,
+88
+
+Chevreau, M., 126
+
+Chiala, Signor, on the relations between England and Italy, 410
+
+Chicago, Healy in, 310
+
+Childers, M.P., his Irish sympathies, 150, 260, 347
+
+China, industrialism of, 468, 479, 487
+
+Chinese Labour question, the, Labouchere on, 531
+
+Chippeway Indians, Labouchere's life among the, 40-41
+
+Christina of Sweden, Queen, Labouchere on, 245
+
+Church of England, Disestablishment of the. See Disestablishment.
+
+Church Patronage Bill, the, Labouchere on, 243
+
+---- Rates Abolition Act, 81
+
+Churchill, Lord Randolph, at Brighton, 269; at Twickenham, 356;
+Chamberlain on, 253, 264, 271, 285-86, 288, 313; Hartington's quarrel
+with, 278, 282; Healy on, 274, 283, 285, 303, 313, 362, 363; his
+comment on Labouchere's Michelstown speech, 368, 397; his friendship
+with Labouchere, 250; his illness, 262; his letters to Labouchere
+_re_ Home Rule, 285, 289, 298 ff., 307; his letter to Salisbury _re_
+Home Rule, 279; in Ireland, 282; in opposition, 409; Labouchere on,
+315, 319, 344; negotiates with the Irish party, 254-303, 315; on
+Chamberlain, 298, 308; on the Conservative party, 248; refers to
+Labouchere as "the religious member," 142
+
+Churchill, Winston Spencer, _Lord Randolph Churchill_, quoted, 280
+_n._
+
+Civil List, the, Labouchere's attacks on, 233, 234, 239-40, 246, 409,
+413, 465-66, 478
+
+Clan-na-Gael, the, takes possession of Parnell letters, 386
+
+Clarendon, Earl of, 67; Viceroy of Ireland, 251
+
+Clarke _v._ Bradlaugh, action of, 157
+
+Clayton, John, at New Queen's Theatre, 99
+
+Cleave, Mr., 76
+
+Clongowes, school at, 404
+
+Clonmel, Mayor of, at Michelstown, 366
+
+Coalition Ministry, the, 6; of 1885-86 proposed, 268, 270, 295, 304
+
+Cobden, Richard, on landlordism, 235
+
+Cockermouth, Lawson M.P. for, 524
+
+Coercion Bills, passing of the, 171-179, 238, 251, 256, 263, 313,
+357-61, 363
+
+Colenso, 440
+
+Collectivism _v._ Individualism discussed by Labouchere and Hyndman,
+463, 464, 479
+
+Collings, Jes, 333; his amendment, 315, 316
+
+Communism, Hyndman on, 485
+
+Condé, Prince de, his army, 7
+
+Condorcet, his gambling system, 66
+
+Connaught, Duke of, his allowance, 233
+
+Conservative party, the, Labouchere on, 247-48, 458; their advances
+to the Irish, 251, 308
+
+Constantinople, Labouchere as secretary of Embassy at, 54, 62-5; Lord
+Stratford Ambassador at, 62, 63
+
+Constitutional monarchy, Labouchere on, 230, 233, 242, 246
+
+Cooke, Q.C., W. H., 76 _n._
+
+Coombe, Gladstone at, 214
+
+Cooper, Labouchere's tutor at Cambridge, 22
+
+Co-operation, principle of, 472
+
+Cork, Mayor of, at Michelstown, 366, 367; Parnell M.P. for, 174, 378
+
+Cortes in Mexico, 34
+
+Corti, Count, on the Berlin Congress, 192 _n._
+
+County Councils, establishment of, 302
+
+Covent Garden, Labouchere's life in, 28-30, 70
+
+Covington, Frederick, 418 _n._
+
+Cowper, Lord, Viceroy of Ireland, his resignation, 174; urges
+coercion, 165, 166, 173, 175
+
+Cox, M.P., J. R., his visit to Arabi, 223
+
+Crampton, Mr., British Minister at Washington, 46, 47
+
+Crawford, George Morland, leaves Paris before the siege, 119-120
+
+Crawford, Mrs., on Labouchere as a diplomatist, 66, 67-8; on
+Labouchere in Paris before the siege, 119-120
+
+Cremorne, Labouchere at, 105, 129
+
+Crimean War, instigated by Lord Stratford, 63; recruiting in America
+for, 45
+
+Crimes Bill. _See_ Prevention of.
+
+Crimping, practice of, in America, 45
+
+Cripps, Sir Alfred, on the Select Committee on British South Africa,
+427
+
+Cromer, Lord, as English Controller in Egypt, 195, 212; in India,
+210; on General Gordon, 212
+
+Cross, Sir R. Assheton, 150; Labouchere on, 239
+
+Crown and Country, financial relations between, 42, 230, 232, 242,
+246, 413
+
+Cuernava, Labouchere at, 36
+
+Cumming, Dr., impersonation of, 82
+
+Cunynghame, Sir Henry, member of the Parnell Commission, 373-74, 395
+
+Cyprus, England's lease of, 191, 192, 197, 222
+
+
+_Daily Chronicle_, Spender of, 448
+
+_Daily News_, affected by Birmingham imperialism, 96 _n._; Churchill
+on, 279, 286; Labouchere as a correspondent of, 43-44, 96, 114,
+119-41; Labouchere's financial connection with, 95, 96, 492; on Home
+Rule, 257, 274, 279, 299, 326; on the Parnell Commission, 383-84,
+393; on the Triple Alliance, 411
+
+_Daily Telegraph_, its action against Labouchere, 500; Lawley,
+correspondent in Paris, 141 _n._; on Home Rule, 256
+
+Dalglish, Robert, 76 _n._
+
+Dallas, correspondent in Paris during the siege, 141 _n._
+
+Dalling, Henry Bulwer, Lord, as Ambassador at Constantinople, 54, 63,
+64
+
+Damascus, Labouchere at, 72
+
+Darmstadt, Court of, plays at whist, 55
+
+Darvill, Mr., town-clerk of Windsor, 75
+
+Darwin, Charles, Gladstone on, 267
+
+Daunt, O'Neill, 302
+
+Davitt, Michael, Healy on, 254; his scheme for the nationalisation of
+land, 179, 182-83; his letter to Labouchere _re_ Home Rule, 257-58;
+Pigott forgeries of, 395, 396; speaks against the Coercion Bill, 363
+
+Davy on the Coercion Bill, 182, 185
+
+Day, Sir Charles, member of the Parnell Commission, 373, 393
+
+Deacon, banker, 16
+
+Dead Sea, Labouchere at the, 112
+
+_Dearer than Life_, produced at New Queen's Theatre, 99
+
+De Beers Consolidated Mines, the, 427
+
+_Defence of Philosophic Doubt_, Balfour's, 369
+
+Delaney, his evidence in the Parnell Commission, 384
+
+Democracy, English government by the, Labouchere on, 238-39, 248,
+413, 418, 481, 540
+
+Derby, Lord, anecdotal photograph of, 68; Grenville Murray's attacks
+on, 109; his ministry, 85; retires on the Egyptian loan, 190, 191,
+193; signs the Convention of 1884, 451; travels in America, 14
+
+De Sartines, chief of police, wit of, 4
+
+Devonshire, seventh Duke of, his death, 363
+
+Devonshire, eighth Duke of, on the House of Lords, 363. _See_ Lord
+Hartington.
+
+Devonshire House, anti-Home Rule meeting at, 344 _n._
+
+Devoy, American Fenian, 170
+
+Dhakool, capture of, 219, 220
+
+Dickens, Charles, _David Copperfield_, 535; _Household Words_, 32, 68
+
+_Dictionary of National Biography_, 46 _n._
+
+Diet of Frankfort, the, Bismarck Prussian representative at, 52, 54,
+55
+
+Digby, Sir Kenelm, 28
+
+Dilke, Sir Charles, 436; as a member of Gladstone's Government, 196,
+200, 204, 228, 233; his acquaintance with foreign affairs, 71; his
+Egyptian policy, 71, 196, 200, 204; his return to Parliament, 418;
+Labouchere's letters to, _re_ the abolition of the House of Lords,
+532-34; Labouchere's letters to, _re_ the Egyptian policy, 198-200;
+letters to and from Labouchere _re_ Home Rule, 325, 327-28; secures
+Labouchere's seat in the House, 527
+
+Dillon, Charles, at Michelstown, 365-67; Healy on, 276, 362;
+imprisonment of, 172, 174; his speeches _re_ South Africa, 438
+
+Diplomacy, Bismarck on German, 52; Labouchere on English and
+American, 44, 53, 411, 452
+
+Disestablishment of the Church of England advocated by Labouchere,
+43, 226, 234, 243, 244, 248, 417
+
+Disraeli, Benjamin. _See_ Beaconsfield.
+
+Dongola, 434
+
+Donkey as a diet, 139
+
+Donleath, Stuart, case of, 187
+
+Dorking, Mrs. Labouchere at Oakdene, near, 130 _n._, 138 _n._
+
+Douay, Abel, death of, 123
+
+Douglas, Akers, 352
+
+Dramatic, artists, Labouchere on, 101-102
+
+---- critic, Labouchere as a, 496, 503
+
+Dresden, Labouchere as attaché at, 59
+
+Drink bill, national, 466
+
+Dublin, headquarters of the Land League, 181, 183; Healy in, 239,
+271, 273, 283, 289, 303; Liberal Unionists of, their responsibility
+for the Pigott children, 404; Parliament in, 422; Parnell at, 256;
+Phœnix Park, 174, 175; proposed Irish Parliament in, 252, 306,
+321, 327, 339; Redmond in, 524; trial of the Land League in, 166
+
+_Dublin Daily Express_, 279, 309
+
+Duclos, Maître, notary to Trochu, 136
+
+Ducrot, General, in Paris, 136
+
+Dudley, Lord, marriage of, 525
+
+Duelling, Labouchere's experience of, 50
+
+Dufferin, Lord, his Egyptian policy, 207, 208, 223
+
+Dumas, Alexandre, _père_, Labouchere meets, at Genoa, 113, 114
+
+Dumas, Mlle. Maria, Labouchere at the wedding of, 114
+
+Dunn, Parliamentary agent at Windsor, 75
+
+Du Pre, Caroline, her marriage, 14 _n._
+
+Du Pre, James, banker, 16
+
+Du Pre, Rev. William Maxwell, his marriage, 14 _n._
+
+Durand's, Paris, 120
+
+Durham, Bishop of, 3 _n._
+
+Durrant, Mr., solicitor to Sir Henry Hoare, 76, 78-81
+
+Dyke, Sir W. Hart, 427
+
+Dynamite Concession, the, 449
+
+
+_Echo_, Voules as manager of, 493
+
+Economy, Labouchere's political, 409, 410
+
+Eden, Frederick Morton, his reminiscence of Labouchere at Eton, 19
+
+Edict of Nantes, revocation of the, 2
+
+Edinburgh, Chamberlain at, 323; represented by Goschen, 264, 297
+
+Education, English national, Carnarvon on, 282; Chamberlain on, 270;
+Conservative support of denominational, 258; Labouchere on, 42-43,
+84, 234, 235, 248; Mundella as Minister of, 286
+
+Edward VII., accession of, 148; as Prince of Wales, defends Grenville
+Murray, 67
+
+Edwards, Passmore, acquires the _Echo_, 493
+
+Egan, Patrick, his forged correspondence with Parnell, 358, 372-405;
+treasurer of the Land League in Paris, 172, 181, 182, 186, 358, 372
+
+Egypt, as a political pawn, 310-13; English occupation of, 70-71, 72,
+190-224, 248, 259, 434; French interest in, 191, 192, 197, 203, 210;
+its occupation of the Soudan, 209; its Soudanese frontier
+established, 215, 216; national movement under the Arabi in, 195-98,
+205; rule of Khedives in, 190-97, 205, 207-8
+
+Elandslaagte, battle of, 440
+
+Electoral districts, Labouchere on, 229
+
+Elephant as a diet, 138
+
+Elgin, Lord, Governor of Canada, at Washington, 45
+
+Elizabeth, Queen, Labouchere on, 245
+
+Ellenborough, Lady, in Palestine, 72
+
+Ellis, John, 427, 455
+
+Ellis, T. E., at Michelstown, 365, 367
+
+El Obeid, the Mahdi at, 209, 210
+
+Enfield, Lord, his quarrel with Labouchere during the Middlesex
+election, 85-93
+
+England, house of Hope transferred to, 4; its relations with America,
+81; its relations with Turkey, 196-7, 199
+
+English, abroad, Labouchere on, 95
+
+---- diplomatists in Paris during the siege, 43-44
+
+---- institutions contrasted with the American, 41
+
+---- system of education contrasted with the American, 42-43
+
+Ephesus, Council of, 150
+
+Escott, T. H. S., contribution to the _World_, 107
+
+Established Church of England, _See_ Disestablishment
+
+Eton, education at, 42; Labouchere at, 18-21, 251, 491, 522
+
+Eugenie, Empress, in Paris, 124, 126, 134; her letter derided, 134
+
+Evans', Convent Garden, _habitués_ of 28, 29; Labouchere in residence
+at, 28-31, 70
+
+Eversley, Lord, _Gladstone and Ireland_, quoted, 358 _n._; on the
+Land League, 172
+
+Evidence Amendment Act, the, 145
+
+Expenses of Voters, Labouchere on, 83
+
+
+Fagan, Captain, received by Wellesley, 7, 12
+
+Fagging, Labouchere's views on, 20
+
+Fairfield, Mr., 431
+
+Fakenham, Rev. John Labouchere of, 21 _n._
+
+Farnham Castle, 2 _n._
+
+Fatherland, production of, 103
+
+Favre, Jules, member of the Provisional Government, 127, 128
+
+Fawcett, Professor, 136
+
+Fenianism in America, 81, 170, 288, 310-11; in Ireland, 171, 183,
+186, 275, 276; Labouchere on, 276, 278, 282, 292, 316
+
+Fenwick, Mr., directs the case against Labouchere for cribbing, 24-25
+
+Ferdinand VII. of Spain, Napoleon's treatment of, 8, 10
+
+Ferguson, Sir James, 410, 412
+
+Fermoy, Labouchere at, 365
+
+Ferry, Jules, member of the Provisional Government, 127
+
+Feudalism, Labouchere on, 241. _See also_ Land System
+
+Finance, economical, Labouchere's efforts on behalf of, 246, 494-95,
+505
+
+Financial Reform Almanack, the, quoted, 232
+
+Fitzgibbon, Churchill visits, 282, 289
+
+Fitzmaurice, Lord Edmond, his letter to Labouchere _re_ retirement,
+525-26
+
+Fletcher Moulton, Privy Councillor, 531
+
+Florence, flight of the Grand Duke from, 61; Labouchere in, 60-62,
+72, 95, 513, 517-23, 530-39; Unione Club, 61; _Florence Herald_,
+quoted, 62 _n._
+
+Flower, Mr., retires from the candidature of Windsor, 75-80
+
+Foljambe, Chamberlain on, 271
+
+Fond du Lac, Labouchere at, 41
+
+Forbes, Archibald, on the staff of the _World_, 107; war
+correspondent to the _Daily News_, 96, 127
+
+Foreign Office, Archives, examples of telegrams in, 53, 54
+
+---- ---- messengers, their expense, 54
+
+Forster, M.P., R. N., seconds Sir H. D. Wolff, 148
+
+Forster, W. E., Chief Secretary for Ireland, allusions to, in
+Parnell's supposed letters, 372; blackmailed by Pigott, 393; Healy
+on, 303; his arrest of Parnell, 172, 254; his resignation, 174, 188,
+267, 276; Labouchere on, 282, 297; urges coercive measures in
+Ireland, 165-73, 176, 182
+
+_Fortnightly Review_, Chamberlain on Home Rule, in the, 255;
+"Radicals and Whigs" quoted, 41, 42, 228-29
+
+Fottrell, 302
+
+Foucault threatens the Protestants of Orthez, 1
+
+Fouché negotiates his own downfall, 5-12
+
+Fowler, Sir Henry, his speech inspired by Labouchere, 350
+
+France, financial situation of, in 1817, 12, 13; Guizot on, 480;
+inauguration of the Third Republic, 126, 127, 191; its interests in
+Egypt, 190, 192, 197, 203, 210
+
+Franchise, Act of, 1884, the, 256
+
+---- extension of the, Labouchere on, 229, 244-46, 248. _See also_
+Suffrage
+
+---- Law for the Transvaal, 442, 448-49
+
+Franckfort, Bismarck in, 52, 53; Labouchere as attaché in, 52, 54,
+60, 69, 119
+
+Franco-Prussian War, 116, 191; Labouchere's correspondence during,
+43-44, 96, 119-41
+
+Freehold Land Society, its work in Northampton, 143
+
+_Freeman's Journal_, the correspondence between Egan and Pigott in,
+375
+
+Free Trade for Ireland, Davitt on, 256-57
+
+French, journalism during the siege of Paris, Labouchere on, 133-36
+
+---- wars, allusions to, 287, 296
+
+Froisard, General, defeat of his Army Corps, 124
+
+
+Galveston, Healy in, 310
+
+Gambetta, member of the Republican Government, 127
+
+Gambling, Labouchere's system in, 65-66
+
+Garter, Order of the, 241
+
+_Gaulois_, its address to the Prussians, 134
+
+Gave, the river, 1
+
+Gedge, Mr., tries to do Labouchere out of his seat in the House, 527
+
+_Genealogist, The_, the Labouchere pedigree, 14 _n._
+
+Genoa, Labouchere and Dumas at, 113
+
+George III., 296; at Kew, 409
+
+George V., his installation as K.G., 246
+
+George, Mr., his scheme for the nationalisation of land, 235
+
+German, Empire, its proposed intervention in Egypt, 194; position of
+Bavaria in, 488; Socialism in, 487
+
+---- people, Labouchere's dislike of, 51, 52
+
+---- Zollverein, principle of the, 294
+
+Gibbon, Edward, 88, 151
+
+Gibraltar, English tenure of, 199
+
+Gibson, M.P., Mr., 150
+
+Giffen, Mr., quoted, 470, 485
+
+Girondists, the, compared with the Irish Nationalists, 293
+
+Gladstone, Mrs., 282
+
+Gladstone, Herbert, Lord, Chamberlain on, 265; negotiates between his
+father and Labouchere, 214-17, 261-303, 312-55
+
+Gladstone, William Ewart, 407; his Egyptian policy, 71, 189, 190,
+194-219; his first administration, 85, 86, 136 _n._; his position in
+the Bradlaugh case, 148, 151-55, 158, 160; his tribute to Bradlaugh,
+160-61; Labouchere dubs him "Grand Old Man," 158; opposes coercive
+measures in Ireland, 165, 166, 173-75, 225, 236, 238; Labouchere's
+admiration of, 171, 176; adopts coercive measures in Ireland,
+175-189; his second administration, 194, 297; rebukes Labouchere,
+219; Chamberlain regarded as the successor of, 225, 227, 249, 281,
+318, 321, 348; his resignation in 1885, 251; his Irish policy prior
+to the Home Rule Bill, 252-320, 361; in Norway, 257; Labouchere on
+his motives in the Irish question, 262, 281, 288, 298, 304, 308, 313,
+318, 326, 329, 419; his capacity for mystification, 265, 278, 283,
+335, 347, 350; his third administration, 269 _n._, 283, 315, 317
+_n._, 357; submits Home Rule scheme to the Queen, 270, 287 _n._, 288;
+Healy on, 272, 274, 283-86, 290, 303, 314, 315, 361-63; Parnell on,
+278; his desire for office, 281-82, 288; his letters to Balfour _re_
+Home Rule, 289, 298; Chamberlain on, 298-300, 326, 334-35, 340, 342,
+346; his popularity, 305, 351; Chamberlain secedes from, 318-355;
+introduces the Land Bill, 321; his first Home Rule Bill, 319-357,
+413, 416, 419, 420; his letters to Labouchere _re_ the Triple
+Alliance, 411; his fourth administration, 412, 420, 423; his letters
+to Labouchere _re_ his exclusion from his Cabinet, 412-18; his second
+Home Rule Bill, 421, 422, 528; his final view of the House of Lords,
+422-23; his retirement, 96 _n._, 274, 315, 354
+
+Glasgow, Chamberlain at, 323
+
+---- Home Government Association of, 156
+
+_Globe_, its interview with Labouchere on the fall of Rosebery's
+Ministry, 424; publishes the Cyprus Convention, 192
+
+Godin, Stephen Peter, 14 _n._
+
+Gold fields of South Africa, 427
+
+Goldney, M.P., Sir Gabriel, 146, 150
+
+Gonesse, 140
+
+Goodenough, Sir William, death of, 437
+
+Gordon, Colonel Bill, his conversation on Egypt, 72
+
+Gordon, General, 72; Arabi on, 222; as Governor-General of the
+Soudan, 209; his death at Khartoum, 212-15
+
+Gordon, Sir Arthur, 222
+
+Gorst, Sir John, Healy on, 284; opposes Gladstone's motion in favour
+of Bradlaugh, 155
+
+Gortschakoff, Prince, at the Berlin Congress, 192
+
+Goschen, Viscount, negotiates with Hartington, 281, 282, 297, 348; on
+the Coercion Bill, 185; returned for Edinburgh, 265; unpopularity of,
+262
+
+Goschen-Joubert arrangement with Egypt, the, 191, 206
+
+Gosling, Sir Audley, his reminiscences of Labouchere, 39, 65, 65 _n._
+
+Got, of the Comédie Française, 120
+
+Graduated Income Tax, the, Labouchere on, 246, 247
+
+Graham, General, his command in the Soudanese War, 213, 219
+
+Graham, W., counsel for the _Times_, 374 _n._
+
+Grant, Parliamentary agent at Windsor, 75
+
+Grantham, M.P., Mr., 146, 150
+
+Granville, Lord, 121; consulted by Gladstone _re_ Arabi, 204; denies
+responsibility for the defeat of Hicks Pasha, 209
+
+Grattan, his Parliament, 254, 258, 306
+
+Gravelotte, battle of, 124
+
+Greeks, Labouchere on the, 191, 496
+
+Green, Paddy, waiter at Evans', 29, 70
+
+Greene, Conynghame, British agent at Pretoria, 442-43, 444
+
+Gregory, Sir William, his interest in Arabi, 221
+
+Grenville, Lord, ministry of, 6-7
+
+Grey, Albert, his amendment of the Church Patronage Bill, 243
+
+Grey, Lord, director of the British South Africa Company, 428;
+ministry of, 6-7
+
+Griffiths, his valuations in the Land Court, 181
+
+Grosvenor, Captain, M.P., for Westminster, 80
+
+Grosvenor, Lord Richard, Government Whip, 146; Healy on, 314;
+Labouchere on, 305, 315, 316; on the Coercion Bill, 179, 180
+
+Guinness, Lord, Labouchere on, 239-40
+
+Guizot, M., on France, 292, 480
+
+
+Haag, Frères, _La France Protestante_, 1
+
+Habeas Corpus Act, question of its suspension in Ireland, 165-70
+
+Hague, The, birth of P.-C. Labouchère at, 2
+
+Halliday, dramatic author, 99
+
+Hame, General, surrenders Laon, 127
+
+Hamilton, Lord George, his election for Middlesex in 1868, 85-92
+
+Hammond, Anthony, 19 _n._
+
+Hanbury, M.P., Robert, death of, 83
+
+Hannen, Sir James, President of the Parnell Commission, 373
+
+Hanover, Crampton, envoy at, 45; Napoleon's plans for, 9
+
+_Hansard_, speeches of Labouchere in, 197
+
+Harcourt, Sir William, 407; at his best in Opposition, 409, 424;
+Healy on, 260, 274, 289; his Coercion Bill, 170, 175, 180, 181, 184,
+188; Labouchere on, 287, 313, 323, 334, 344; moves a new Address, 425
+_n._; on the Michelstown meeting, 365; sits on the Committee on
+British South Africa, 427
+
+Hardie, Keir, Labouchere on, 533
+
+Harold, Canon, 404
+
+_Harper's Magazine_, biographical sketch of Labouchere in, 38
+
+Harrington, 312; Healy on, 276
+
+Harris, Rutherford, director of the South Africa Company, 426
+
+Harrison, Morley on his Irish scheme, 309
+
+Harrow, education at, 42
+
+Hart Davies, Thomas, visits Labouchere in Florence, 535-37
+
+Hartington, Lord, as Secretary for War questioned on the Egyptian
+policy, 213, 214, 219, 220; Chamberlain on, 264, 270, 271, 286, 329;
+Churchill on, 269, 281; Goschen negotiates with, 348; Healy on, 260,
+283, 363; his Irish policy prior to the Home Rule Bill, 257-98; his
+meeting _re_ Home Rule, 344 _n._; his quarrel with Churchill, 278,
+282; Labouchere on his position in the Home Rule split, 268, 278,
+282, 287, 297, 304, 315, 318, 324, 329, 344, 351; Parnell forgeries
+shown to, 375, 406; secedes from the Liberal party, 228, 249
+
+Hastings, Labouchere at, 338, 339
+
+Hatfield, Lord R. Churchill at, 286, 287
+
+Hatton, Joseph, his biographical sketch of Labouchere, 38, 40, 103
+
+Haussman, M., 126
+
+Havana, 31
+
+Hawarden Castle, Gladstone at, 301, 415
+
+---- Manifesto, issue of the, 257
+
+Hawkesley, Mr., solicitor, his correspondence with Chamberlain, 429
+_n._, 452-53
+
+Hawtrey, Dr., headmaster of Eton, 18; Labouchere on, 20-21
+
+Healy, Timothy Michael, agitates for Home Rule, 254-303; Davitt on,
+258; his amendments of the Coercion Bill, 177, 179, 181, 185, 186;
+his attack on Chamberlain's article, 255 _n._; his letters to
+Labouchere _re_ coercive measures in Ireland, 361-64; his letters to
+Labouchere _re_ Home Rule, 252, 256, 259-60, 271-72, 273-74, 283-85,
+289-90, 301-3, 309-15; on Parnell, 253-54, 266, 280
+
+Heath, Labour candidate for Nottingham, 93
+
+Heim, Van Der, Dutch statesman, 6
+
+Heine, Heinrich, 538
+
+Herbert, Dr. Alan, in Paris during the siege, 120
+
+Herbert, Edward, at Constantinople, 63
+
+Herschell, Farrer, his mediation views on the Home Rule question,
+338, 340-43, 347; Solicitor-General, 146, 150, 186
+
+Hesse family, the, 54
+
+Hibbert, John Tomlinson, 76 _n._
+
+Hicks Beach, Sir Michael, as Chief Secretary for Ireland, 357;
+Bannerman on, 455; Churchill's scheme for, 270; his Amendment of the
+Budget Bill, 251; on the Select Committee on British South Africa, 427
+
+Hicks Pasha, defeat and death of, 210-11, 213, 214
+
+Hill, Dr. Birkbeck, contributes to the _World_, 107
+
+Hill, Frank, editor of the _Daily News_, 96, 286
+
+Hill, M.P., Staveley, 146, 150
+
+Hillyer, Mrs., sister of Henry Labouchere, 17 _n._
+
+Hoare, Sir Henry, contests Windsor and is unseated, 75-82
+
+Hodson, Henrietta, appears at the New Queen's Theatre, 99;
+Labouchere's letters from Paris to, 129. _See_ Mrs. Labouchere.
+
+Holborn Casino, the, 105
+
+Holker, M.P., Sir John, 146, 150
+
+Holland, invasion of, 4; Louis Buonaparte as king of, 4-9
+
+Homburg, Labouchere at, 54, 65, 69, 72, 95, 119, 242, 419, 525
+
+Home Rule Bill, introduction of, 527; Labouchere on, 167, 189, 225,
+236-39, 508, 521. See also Ireland.
+
+Home Rule Split, the, its effect on Labouchere, 227
+
+Hope, M.P., Beresford, 146, 150
+
+Hope, house of, its dealings with America, 15; John Peter Labouchere
+as a partner in, 16; P.-C. Labouchère as a partner in, 2-5
+
+Hope, John, takes P.-C. Labouchère into partnership, 2
+
+Hopwood, M.P., Mr., member of Select Committee on Bradlaugh case,
+146, 150
+
+House of Lords, abolition of the, advocated by Labouchere, 226,
+230-33, 238-42
+
+Household Suffrage Act, the, its effect in Northampton, 143
+
+Houston, E. C., his purchase of letters from Pigott, 375, 380, 385,
+386, 389, 396, 405
+
+Howard, Lady Mary, her marriage, 14
+
+Hudson, Sir James, English Minister at Turin, 61
+
+Hugessen, Mr. Knatchbull-, Labouchere on, 239
+
+Hungarians, English enthusiasm for, 284
+
+Hunter, Mr., in Hyde Park, 363
+
+Hyde Park, demonstration against the Coercion Bill in, 363;
+Labouchere on, 84
+
+Hylands, P.-C. Labouchère settles at, 13
+
+Hyndman, Mr., defends Socialism against Labouchere at Northampton,
+459-90
+
+
+Iddesleigh, Lord. _See_ Northcote, Sir Stafford.
+
+Illingworth, Radical M.P., 345
+
+Illinois, educational system of, 42
+
+Imperial Parliament, Labouchere on an, 293, 299-301, 304, 336, 422
+
+---- South African Association, the, 436
+
+Income Tax, the, Labouchere on, 207, 246, 249, 466
+
+_Independence Belge_, 429 _n._
+
+India, English rule in, 135; Labouchere on, 197, 201, 204
+
+Individualism _v._ Collectivism, discussed by Labouchere and Hyndman,
+464, 465, 480, 487
+
+Industrial Commission of South Africa, 447
+
+International Law, studied by Labouchere, 81
+
+Ipswich, Labouchere at, 333
+
+Ireland, agriculture in, 292; Churchill in, 283, 289;
+disestablishment of the Anglican Church in, 86, 88; Labouchere's
+political sympathy for, 72, 225, 247, 248, 508, 521, 523; landlordism
+in, 261, 264-65, 276, 292, 361-62; Protection in, 258, 261, 276-77;
+question of coercive measures in, 165-89, 225, 251-52,313, 318-19,
+329, 358-72; question of Home Rule for, 167, 189, 225, 236-39,
+416-17, 419, 421-22, 508, 521, 523; correspondence on, 250-356;
+secret societies in, 171, 177
+
+Irish Nationalist party, the, 266, 293; Conservative advances to,
+251, 252; English feeling against, 165-66, 175, 240-41, 258, 285-86
+
+---- patriots in Boston, Labouchere among, 47, 48
+
+---- police force, Labouchere on, 276, 292, 316
+
+---- Privy Council, Labouchere on, 276, 277, 282, 294
+
+_Irish World, The_, 310
+
+_Irishman_, Parnell's purchase of the, 374
+
+Irving, Sir Henry, appears at the New Queen's Theatre, 99, 102;
+mistaken for the defeated candidate at Brentford, 92
+
+Irwin, District Police Inspector, 370
+
+Ismail, Khedive, his claim on the Soudan, 209; his rule in Egypt,
+190-95, 209
+
+Ismail Bey Jowdat, W. S. Blunt on, 215, 216
+
+Ismail Sadyk, murder of, 193
+
+Ismailia, Lord Wolseley at, 208
+
+Italian-Turkish War, the, 538
+
+Italian unity, England's support of, 284
+
+Italy, England's relations with, in the Triple Alliance, 410, 411
+
+
+Jackson, Mr., 427
+
+Jackson, M.P., Sir Henry, 146, 150
+
+Jacobin party, the, 293
+
+Jamal-ed Din, Sezzed, W. S. Blunt on, 216
+
+James, of Hereford, Henry, Lord, 351; Attorney-General, 146, 148,
+150; counsel for the _Times_, 374 _n._; his letter to Labouchere _re_
+retirement, 525
+
+Jameson, Dr., history of his Raid, 426-36, 438, 452, 454
+
+Jerrold, Douglas, at Evans', 29
+
+Jerusalem, Labouchere at, 111, 112
+
+Jeyes, S. H., _Mr. Chamberlain_, 189
+
+Joan of Arc, 244
+
+Johannesburg, capture of, 454; grievances of Englishmen in, 426, 427,
+431-34, 442, 443, 451
+
+Johnson, Dr. Samuel, _Life of_, 29; quoted, 108
+
+Jordan, the, Labouchere at the source of, 112
+
+Joubert, his arrangement with Goschen,191
+
+_Journalistic London_, by Joseph Hatton, 38, 104 _n._
+
+Jowdat, Ismail Bey, W. S. Blunt on, 216
+
+Justice, 474
+
+
+Kensit, John, his action against Labouchere, 500
+
+Kératry, Prefect of Police, 127
+
+Kerry, Buller in, 361, 362
+
+Kew Bridge, Labouchere at, 91
+
+---- Palace, Labouchere on, 409
+
+Khalil Pasha, outwitted at whist, 58
+
+Khartoum, 72; Gordon at, 212-14; the Mahdi at, 216
+
+Khedival Domains Loan, the, 193
+
+Khedives, rule of the, 193-200, 205, 207-8, 224
+
+Kidderminster, 525
+
+Kilkenny, 265
+
+Kilmainham Gaol, Parnell's imprisonment in, 172-74, 187, 276, 372
+
+Kimberley, relief of, 441
+
+Kinglake, W., his history of the Crimean War, 62
+
+Kingstown, Pigott's home at, 376, 402
+
+Kipling, Rudyard, his _Lest We Forget_ parodied, 448
+
+Kirkcaldy, Campbell M.P. for, 208
+
+Kitawber, Labouchere joins a circus at, 39
+
+Kolli, Baron, police agent, 10
+
+Kordofan, the Mahdi at, 209
+
+Kruger, President of the Transvaal, 435, 442, 446, 448, 453
+
+
+Labouchere, Henry, his inheritance from his uncle, 14, 250; his
+recollections of Talleyrand, 14; mistaken for a son of Lord Taunton,
+15; his love for America, 14-15, 41-42, 44, 225; his birth and
+education, 16-22, 491; his alleged cribbing at Cambridge, 22-27; his
+propensity for gambling, 22, 29, 30, 35, 47, 55, 65-66, 70, 491, 514;
+his life at Evans', 28-31, 70; at Wiesbaden, 30; travels in South
+America, 31-38, 496; follows a circus, 39, 40, 491; lives with the
+Chippeway Indians, 40-41, 45; imbibes Radicalism in America, 41, 226;
+as attaché at various embassies, 53-60, 66, 69, 412, 491; lives in
+Florence during his appointment to Parana, 60-62; as Secretary in
+Constantinople, 62; elected for Windsor and unseated, 75-83; as M.P.
+for Middlesex, 83-93; his protests against extravagant finance, 84,
+246-47, 409; contests Nottingham, 93; his proprietorship of the
+_Daily News_, 95, 492; his managership of the New Queen's Theatre,
+98-104, 491, 496; as financial editor of the _World_, 106, 491, 492;
+his editorship of _Truth_, 110, 117, 492-512; visits the Holy Land
+with Bellew, 11-12, 496; his reminiscences of Dumas, 113-14; his
+curiosity as a journalist, 114-18; his lawsuits, 117, 500-2; his
+experiences in Paris during the siege, 43, 96, 106, 119-41; as member
+for Northampton, 142 _et seq._; his support of Bradlaugh, 144-64;
+opposes coercion in Ireland, 166-90, 225, 363-64; his Egyptian
+policy, 196-204, 205-20; his defence of Arabi, 203, 204-5, 207,
+220-26; his conception of Radical government, 225-49, 530-34; his
+admiration for Chamberlain, 225-26; his Parliamentary influence, 250,
+520, 521; negotiates between the Irish party and the Liberals,
+252-356, 421-22; _see also under_ Chamberlain, Gladstone, Hartington,
+Parnell, etc.; at Twickenham, 356; at Michelstown, 365-71; discovers
+Pigott's forgeries, 360, 371-406; hoaxes practised on, 406-8; at his
+best in Opposition, 409, 423; on the Triple Alliance, 410, 418; his
+exclusion from the Cabinet in 1892, 412-18, 527; at Cadenabbia,
+418-21, 423, 515, 533-34; his desire to become Minister at
+Washington, 423; his opposition to Lord Rosebery's administration,
+423, 424; his report on the Jameson Raid, 426-32; on the Chartered
+Company of British South Africa, 431-34; opposes the Boer War,
+438-457; discusses Socialism with Hyndman at Northampton, 459-90; his
+chief characteristics, 496-499, 512-15; his retirement and home at
+Florence, 517-36; his appointment as Privy Councillor, 523, 526,
+530-31; on the seating of the House of Commons, 527-30; his death and
+burial, 536-40
+
+Labouchere, Henry, son of Pierre-César, his political career, 13-15.
+_See_ Taunton, Baron
+
+Labouchere, John Peter, father of Henry, 14, 16; his death, 130 _n._;
+visits his son at Cambridge, 27
+
+Labouchere, Rev. John, 21 _n._
+
+Labouchere, Matthieu, 2
+
+Labouchere, Mrs., mother of Henry, letters from Paris to, 128 _n._,
+130, 138
+
+Labouchere, Mrs., wife of Henry, at the New Queen's Theatre, 99;
+death of, 535
+
+Labouchère, Pierre-César, grandfather of Henry, his partnership in
+the house of Hope, 2-5; his portrait, 2 _n._; his two sons, 13, 16;
+negotiates for peace between England and France, 4-12; restores
+French credit, 12, 13
+
+Labour party, rise of the, 518, 531
+
+Labour _v._ Capital, discussed by Hyndman and Labouchere at
+Northampton, 460-90
+
+La Bruyère, on married life, 93
+
+Ladies' Land League, work of the, 173, 186
+
+Ladysmith, relief of, 440-41
+
+Lambri Pasha, 150
+
+Lancashire opposes Home Rule, 280
+
+Land Bill, the, 159, 421-22; amendments of, 187; Chamberlain on, 329;
+Labouchere on, 292, 318, 320, 332; Healy on, 309; rejection of, 357
+
+Land League, the, establishes Boycotting, 165; its "no Rent"
+manifesto, 172; its suppression, 172-75; its useful functions, 171,
+358 _n._; prosecution of, 166; the _Times_ on, 360, 382; two sections
+of, 182, 186
+
+Land system, English, Labouchere on the, 231, 234, 235, 241
+
+Landlordism in Ireland, Labouchere on, 276, 292, 295, 318
+
+Laon, Prussian army at, 127
+
+Lascelles, Sir Frank, announces the deposition of Ismail, 194
+
+Last, Parliamentary agent at Windsor, 76, 81
+
+_Last Days of Pompeii_, produced at the New Queen's Theatre, 100
+
+Latham, examiner at Cambridge, 24
+
+Lausanne, Pigott at, 385
+
+Lawley, Frank, correspondent in Paris during the siege, 120, 138
+_n._, 140
+
+Lawson, Lionel, at Evans', 29
+
+Lawson, Mr. Justice, 277
+
+Lawson, Sir Wilfrid, his amendment seconded by Labouchere, 205, 213;
+his letter to Labouchere, _re_ retirement, 524-25; seconds
+Labouchere's resolution against the House of Lords, 241
+
+Laycock, contests Nottingham, 93
+
+Leech, John, at Evans', 29
+
+Leeds, Balfour at, 524; Herbert Gladstone at, 263
+
+_Leeds Mercury_ on Home Rule, 256; publishes Gladstone's Home Rule
+scheme, 277 _n._
+
+Lefevre, Shaw, 266; Labouchere on, 200-1
+
+Legislation, the technique of, Labouchere on, 229
+
+Leicester, Chamberlain at, 270
+
+Lennox, Lord Henry, his opposition to Bradlaugh, 146, 150, 156
+
+Levi, Leone, quoted by Labouchere, 470, 484
+
+Lewis, Sir George, as solicitor to Labouchere, 108, 501, 510; as
+solicitor to Parnell, 375-79, 386-89, 393-98; his death, 536
+
+Liberal, party, its breach with the Irish, 172, 179, 187, 252-53; its
+policy in Egypt, 190, 194-224; its treatment of Gladstone, 284
+
+---- Unionist party, the, 422; Chamberlain joins, 228
+
+Licences, Brewers', Labouchere on, 83
+
+_Life of Parnell_, O'Brien's, 174
+
+Limited Liability Companies, Labouchere on, 465-67
+
+Lincoln, Mass., Egan at, 381
+
+Linton, Mrs. Lynn, on the staff of the _World_, 107
+
+Lobengula, raid on King, 433
+
+Local Government, Chamberlain on, 264, 265, 311; Labouchere on, 167,
+265
+
+Lockwood, Mark, 455
+
+London, death-rate of, 463, 482-83; Ismail Bey Jowdat in, 216;
+Labouchere's homes in: Albany, 78; Bolton Street, 110, 116; Hamilton
+Place, 13-14; Old Palace Yard, 39, 224; Portland Place, 16; Queen
+Anne's Gate, 71, 158, 177; Labouchere's knowledge of, 104, 105; P.-C.
+Labouchère's mission in, 4
+
+Londonderry, Lord, as Viceroy of Ireland, 357
+
+Long, quoted by Hyndman, 481
+
+Louis XIV., religious persecutions of, 1
+
+Louis XVIII., his ministers, 12
+
+Louis of Bavaria, King, in Munich, 49
+
+Lowe, Mr., his clause in the Public Schools Bill, 84
+
+Lowther, James, his Irish policy, 176, 178
+
+Lucy, Sir Henry, _More Passages by the Way_, 3 _n._; on Labouchere's
+political influence, 250; on Labouchere's retirement, 526, 527; on
+the staff of the _World_, 107, 527; _The Balfourian Parliament_, 440
+
+Lugard, Captain, in Uganda, 421
+
+Lumley, Augustus, cotillon leader in St. Petersburg, 57
+
+Lush, Lord Justice, his judgment against Bradlaugh, 157
+
+Lydon, John and Margaret, 168, 169
+
+Lying Clubs, Labouchere on, 117-18
+
+Lynch, Quested, in Paris, during the siege, 138 _n._
+
+Lyons, Lord, in Paris and Tours, 121
+
+Lyons, M.P., Dr., on the membership for Northampton, 149
+
+_Lyre, The_, proposed title for _Truth_, 493
+
+Lytton, Lord, his information _re_ the Berlin Congress, 192 _n._
+
+
+Maamtrasna, affair of, 263
+
+M'Carthy, Justin, Churchill on, 279, 286; _Daily News Jubilee_, 128
+_n._; Healy on, 276; his defence of Arabi, 196; on the staff of the
+_Daily News_, 279
+
+M'Carthy, Rev. Mr., at Michelstown 366
+
+McCulloch, Mr., quoted, 408
+
+McCurdy, C. A., on Labouchere and Bradlaugh, 162-63
+
+Macdonald, _Diary of the Parnell Commission_, quoted, 383 _n._, 384
+_n._, 393 _n._, 402
+
+McKinley, President, 439
+
+Macmahon, Marshal, at Metz, 123-24
+
+Madelin, Louis, _Fouché_, 10 _n._
+
+Madras, 221
+
+Madrid, British Embassy in, 83; Pigott's suicide in, 401, 405
+
+Magersfontein, 445
+
+Maguire, Mr., 428
+
+Mahdi, the, rebellion of, 208-20
+
+Malet, Sir Alexander, British representative at the Diet of
+Frankfort, 55,69
+
+Malet, Sir Edward, 69; as Consul-General in Egypt, 209
+
+Mallet, T. L.; his journal, 13 _n._
+
+Malta, negotiations for the possession of; 8; reinforcement of its
+garrison, 197
+
+Malthusianism, Bradlaugh's views on, 144; Hyndman on, 460
+
+Manchester, 97; Chamberlain at, 323; death-rate of, 463
+
+_Manchester Guardian_ on Home Rule, 256
+
+Manning, Cardinal, supports Bradlaugh, 156
+
+_M.A.P._, 117; on Labouchere's retirement, 521 _n._
+
+Marburg, Labouchere in, 59, 60
+
+Marcy, Mr., American Secretary of State, his love of whist, 49
+
+Marie Louise, Empress, her marriage, 4, 5
+
+Marienbad, Campbell Bannerman at, 455; Labouchere at, 526
+
+_Marseillaise_, the, 127 _n._
+
+Marshall, Alfred, _Principles of Economics_, quoted, 482
+
+Marvin, translator of the Cyprus Convention, 192
+
+Marx, Carl, quoted by Hyndman, 481
+
+Maryborough prison, 384
+
+Mashonaland, occupation of, 433
+
+Massey, W. H., M.P., 146, 150
+
+Matabele War, the, 433, 434
+
+Matthew, Mr. Justice, his judgment against Bradlaugh, 157
+
+Matthews, Mr., counsel, 76 _n._
+
+Maxau, 122 _n._
+
+Maxwell, Sir Benson, superintends Egyptian tribunals, 209
+
+Maxwell, Sir William of Monteith, 16
+
+May, Sir Thomas Erskine, Clerk of the House, 145
+
+Mayo, Lord his English agent, 165
+
+Meagher, Irish patriot, Labouchere mistaken for, 48
+
+Medicine, Labouchere's interest in the science of, 60, 507
+
+Melbourne, Lord, his _laissez-faire_ policy, 229; ministry of, 13; on
+the Garter, 241
+
+Meredith, George, _Richard Feverel_, 522
+
+Merewether, lawyer, contests Northampton, 144
+
+Merivale, Herman, his anecdote of Labouchere and his uncle, 82; his
+_Time and the Hour_ produced at the New Queen's Theatre, 98, 99
+
+Mersey, Lord, 428
+
+Metz, Napoleon III. at, 122 _n._, 123
+
+Mexico, Labouchere in, 32-38, 72, 100, 496
+
+Michael Angelo, Labouchere modernises the villa of, 72
+
+Michelstown, police charge at, 365-70
+
+Middlesex, Labouchere as member for in 1867, 83-86, 99, 143;
+Labouchere contests unsuccessfully in 1868, 85-93, 525
+
+Middlesex Coal Dues, the, Labouchere on, 85
+
+Mijwel el Mizrab, Sheykh, 72
+
+Milan, decree of, 9
+
+Military Knights of Windsor, Labouchere on, 83
+
+Mill, John Stuart, quoted, 247, 481, 482
+
+Miller, Joaquin, 40
+
+Milner, Alfred, Lord, as Commissioner for South Africa, 435, 442; as
+Governor of Cape Colony, 437, 442, 445, 448, 456; his _England in
+Egypt_ quoted, 210
+
+Minneapolis, Labouchere at, 41
+
+Mississippi steamboats, the, 106
+
+_Modern Egypt_, Lord Cramer's, 213
+
+Mohamed Ahmed. _See_ Mahdi
+
+Molière, Marie-Madeleine, 2
+
+Mollerus, Dutch statesman, 6
+
+Moltke, rumour of his death, 134
+
+Monarchy, English, Labouchere on, 230-31, 233, 242-43
+
+Moncrieff, Colonel Scott-, directs the irrigation of Egypt, 209
+
+Monson, Sir Edmund, his letter to Labouchere _re_ retirement, 526
+
+Mont Blanc, 44
+
+Monteith, Maxwell of, 16
+
+Montes, Lola, 49
+
+Montreal, Healy at, 310
+
+Moonlighting in Ireland, 173
+
+Moore, Messrs. Telbin and, 98
+
+More's _Utopia_, 489
+
+Morgan, Osborne, his speeches on Ireland, 260
+
+Morley, Arnold, his mediation on the Home Rule question, 322, 334,
+338-43. 347; part proprietor of the _Daily News_, 95
+
+Morley of Blackburn, John, Earl, Chamberlain on, 299, 302, 326;
+Davitt on, 257-58; his letters to Labouchere _re_ Home Rule, 317,
+327, 331; his _Life of Gladstone_ quoted, 365 _n._, 371, 382, 422;
+his resignation, 325; his views on Home Rule, 309, 322, 329, 332,
+333; Labouchere on, 282, 324, 327; on Gladstone's Egyptian policy,
+190; opposes coercion in Ireland, 173
+
+_Morning Post_, Bowles correspondent in Paris of the, 141 _n._;
+Grenville Murray as correspondent of, 67; on Labouchere's retirement,
+521-22
+
+"Moss, Moses," 505
+
+Mott's Foley Street rooms, 105
+
+Moulton, Mr. Gladstone's letter to, 353
+
+Mountmorres, Lord, murder of, 165
+
+Mudford, journalist, 278
+
+Mulgrave, Lord, Viceroy of Ireland, 251
+
+Mulhall, Mr., statistician, 485
+
+Mundella, Minister for Education, 285
+
+Munich, Labouchere as attaché in, 49, 50
+
+Murat, Joachim, as King of Naples, 8, 9
+
+Murphy, David, cashier, 396
+
+Murphy, Serjeant, at Evans', 29; counsel for the _Times_, 374 _n._
+
+Murray, Grenville, betrays official secrets in the _Morning Post_,
+67-68; his action against Lord Carrington, 110 _n._; on the staff of
+the _World_, 109
+
+
+Nantes, P.-C. Labouchère at, 2
+
+Napier, Mr., his defence of Arabi, 222
+
+Naples, kingdom of, 8
+
+Napoleon I., his ideal woman, 246; Labouchere on, 480; negotiates for
+peace with England, 5-12
+
+Napoleon III. at Metz, 122 _n._, 123-24; his imprisonment, 122,
+124-25, 126; his plan of campaign, 122 _n._, 123
+
+Natal, war spirit in, 437, 438, 449
+
+National, debt, Labouchere on the, 475, 477
+
+---- income, the, Labouchere on, 465
+
+_National Reformer_, Bradlaugh's statement of his case in the, 146-47
+
+Nationalisation, of land, Labouchere on the, 235
+
+---- of railways, Labouchere on, 486, 487
+
+Navy, Labouchere on the, 478
+
+Neutrality Law, Labouchere on the inadequacy of the English, 81
+
+Newcastle, 478
+
+Newgate, Labouchere's description of, 114-15
+
+Newman, Cardinal, his position in regard to Bradlaugh, 156
+
+Newmarket, Labouchere at, 22
+
+New Mexico, Pueblas of, 486
+
+New Queen's Theatre, Labouchere as manager of, 98-104
+
+Newton, Mr., censure of, 428
+
+New Windsor, Labouchere's election for, 75-82
+
+New York, 106; Healy in, 310; Labouchere in, 41
+
+_New York Herald_, 382, 526
+
+Nice, Labouchere at, 95, 97
+
+Nicholas, Emperor, Lord Stratford's hatred of, 63
+
+Nicholson's Nek, 440
+
+_Nineteenth Century_, Cardinal Manning's article in the, 156
+
+Nolan, M.P., Colonel, 146, 150; his returns, 302
+
+Nolte, Vincent, his reminiscences of P.-C. Labouchère, 3, 4 _n._
+
+Nonconformists, their anti-Irish feeling, 306
+
+Norfolk, Labouchere in, 22
+
+Norman, Henry, 278
+
+_North Briton_, 164
+
+North Camberwell, Labouchere at, 247
+
+Northampton, Bradlaugh returned for, 142-45, 149, 151-52, 157;
+Hyndman at, 459; industrialism of, 462, 467; Labouchere, M.P. for,
+14, 105, 106, 116, 142-45, 148-49, 158, 159, 161, 167, 225, 410,
+415-18, 459, 465, 503; Labouchere's retirement from, 518-527; Liberal
+and Radical Association, its tribute to Labouchere, 539-40
+
+_Northampton Echo_ quoted, 162
+
+_Northampton Mercury_ quoted, 143, 144 _n._
+
+Northbrook, Lord, 13 _n._
+
+Northcote, Sir Stafford, his motion against Bradlaugh, 146, 152-55;
+his motion on the Egyptian policy, 213
+
+Norway, Gladstone in, 257
+
+Nottingham, contested by Labouchere, 93
+
+Nubar, his Premiership, 193-94
+
+
+O'Brien, R., Barry, his articles on the Irish question, 257; his
+_Life of Lord Russell of Killowen_, 391 _n._; his _Life of Parnell_
+quoted, 252 _n._, 257 _n._; on the murder of Lord F. Cavendish, 174-75
+
+O'Brien, Smith, his Irish rising, 48
+
+O'Brien, W., 312; Healy on, 276, 363; his influence in Ireland, 533;
+his Irish policy, 256
+
+O'Connor, John, at Michelstown, 365
+
+O'Connor, Mrs. T. P., her reminiscence of Labouchere among the
+Indians, 40-41
+
+O'Connor, T. P., on the Coercion Bill, 178; on Labouchere's
+retirement, 520-21; supports the Tories _re_ Home Rule, 261, 266
+
+Odessa, Grenville Murray as Consul at, 68, no
+
+O'Donnell, F. H., his case against the _Times_, 372-74, 392
+
+O'Donoghue, The, on Labouchere, 169
+
+O'Kelly, James, Pigott forgeries of his letters, 386, 394, 396
+
+Ollivier, French Premier, resignation of, 124
+
+Onslow, M.P., David, 146
+
+Oppenheim, Henry, 287; part proprietor of the _Daily News_, 95
+
+Orange Free State, annexation of the, 445, 449, 454, 456
+
+Orangemen oppose Home Rule, 291, 294, 345
+
+_Orinoco_, s.s., 31
+
+Orthez, home of the Labouchere family, 1
+
+Orton, Arthur, dines with Labouchere, 116
+
+O'Shea, Captain, Healy on, 276; his supposed share in the forged
+letters, 373, 381; negotiates between Parnell and Gladstone, 173
+
+O'Shea, J. Augustus, correspondent in Paris during the siege, 141 _n._
+
+Osman Digna captures Tokar, 213
+
+Ostrogotha, Duchess of, her baby's birth, 53
+
+Otrante, Duc d'. _See_ Fouché.
+
+Ouvrard, tool of Fouché, 10-12
+
+Oxford, Henry Labouchere the elder at, 13
+
+
+Palikao, Count, French Premier, 124
+
+_Pall Mall Gazette_, Bingham correspondent in Paris for, 141 _n._;
+inspired by Gladstone, 278; Morley's editorship of, 173; refuses
+Pigott forgeries, 375, 406; Stead's letter in, 411; W. S. Blunt's
+defence of Arabi in, 222
+
+Palmerston, Lord, 46 _n._; his agreement with Murray, 67-68
+
+Palmyra, Labouchere at, 72
+
+Palto at Twickenham, 356
+
+Parana, Republic of, Labouchere's appointment to, 60
+
+Paris, British Embassy in, 83, 120; death of Grenville Murray in, 110
+_n._; headquarters of the Land League in, 172, 181, 182, 186;
+Labouchere in, 30, 31; Labouchere's letters to London during the
+siege of, 43, 44, 96, 106, 119, 124-41; Louis Buonaparte in, 8;
+Parnell letters in, 385, 386, 389; P.-C. Labouchère summoned by
+Napoleon to, 11-12; Pigott in, 394-95, 396, 401; public parks of, 84;
+Queen Christina in, 245
+
+Parish Councils Bill, the, 422, 479
+
+Parliament, House of Commons, extravagance of, 410; payment of
+members of, 229, 230; reasons for entering, 74; seating accommodation
+of, 527-30; triennial election of, 229, 248
+
+Parliament, House of Lords, abolition of, 226, 230-33, 238-42, 248,
+417, 422, 425 _n._, 527, 531-34; its obstruction of the Home Rule
+Bill, 290
+
+Parliamentary, journalist, Labouchere as, 504
+
+---- Oaths Act, the, its bearing in the case of Bradlaugh, 145, 151,
+155, 157, 160
+
+Parnell, Charles Stewart, speaks in favour of Bradlaugh, 153; as
+president of the Land League, 165, 166, 177, 182, 358 _n._; his
+imprisonment and release, 172-74, 252, 254; his position as Irish
+leader during the Home Rule struggle, 173-189, 236, 237, 252-356; his
+confidence in Labouchere, 250; Lord Carnarvon treats with, 252; his
+motives discussed by Healy, 254, 266, 271, 274, 276, 285, 290, 362;
+Davitt on, 257-58; Chamberlain on, 266-67, 317; Labouchere on, 273,
+280, 312, 314-17, 332, 337: his letters to Labouchere _re_ Home Rule,
+275-76; on Gladstone, 278; introduces the Land Bill, 357; publication
+of his supposed letters in the _Times_, 359-60, 361, 371; his
+amendment to the Speech from the Throne, 369; denies the authorship
+of his supposed letters, 372-73, 397; his defence by Sir C. Russell,
+374 _n._, 375, 392-98; his unpopularity in America, 378; his letters
+to Labouchere _re_ the Pigott forgeries, 383-84
+
+Parnell Commission, the, history of, 360, 373-97
+
+Parnell, Miss, president of the Ladies Land League, 173
+
+Paul, Herbert, _A History of Modern England_, quoted, 195 _n._, 209
+_n._; on Arabi, 195-96
+
+Peace Preservation Bill, the, 172
+
+Pearl, Cora, in the siege of Paris, 43
+
+Pease, Maker, 353
+
+Peel, Arthur Wellesley, 76 _n._, 270
+
+Pelletan, M., member of the Provisional Government, 127
+
+Pemberton, M.P., Mr., 146, 150
+
+Peninsular War, the, 5-8
+
+_Penny Illustrated Paper_, interview with Labouchere in, 529 _n._
+
+Perceval, Mr., ministry of, 6-7
+
+Percy, Lord, his attitude to Bradlaugh, 146, 149
+
+Persia, despotism of, 469
+
+Peruvian bondholders, 212
+
+Peter the Hermit, 217
+
+Petty Bag, office of, Clerk of the, 246
+
+Phillips, Lionel, director of the South Africa Company, 426
+
+Phipps, brewer, contests Northampton, 144
+
+Picard, Ernest, member of the Republican Government, 117
+
+Piccadilly Saloon, the, 105
+
+Pichegru invades Holland, 4
+
+Pigott, Richard, Healy on, 309-10; his sale of the _Irishman_ to
+Parnell, 374; his forgery of the Parnell-Egan correspondence,
+373-406; his confession to Labouchere, 394, 402; his flight and
+suicide, 394, 402-406
+
+Pisani, Alexander, as head of the Diplomatic Chancellerie,
+Constantinople, 64
+
+Pitt, William, 287; his graduated income-tax, 247
+
+Plato, 489
+
+Plunkett, Mr., 410
+
+Poland, English sympathy with, 284; Ireland compared with, 189
+
+Polynesia, industrialism of, 486
+
+Ponsonby, Sir H., 319
+
+Pope, Alexander, his villa at Twickenham, 40
+
+Portland, Duke of, ministry of, 6
+
+Port Said, occupation of, 201, 267
+
+Portugal, destiny of, 9
+
+Post Office, Labouchere on the, 478; nomination of Labouchere for, 412
+
+---- ---- Savings Bank, Labouchere on the, 477
+
+Pretoria, British agent in, 442; capture of, 440, 445-46, 454;
+Jameson's imprisonment in, 434
+
+Prevention of Crimes in Ireland Bill, passing of the, 175, 185-190,
+248
+
+Primrose League, the, its misstatements _re_ Pigott, 404
+
+Privy Council, the, Labouchere becomes a member of, 523, 526, 530, 531
+
+Procedure Resolutions, the, 187
+
+Promissory Oaths Act, the, 155
+
+Protection, Labouchere on, 531, 533; Parnell's attitude to, 258, 261,
+276-77
+
+---- of Life and Property in Ireland, Forster's Bill for, 166-74
+
+Prussia, Crown Prince of, advances on Paris, 123, 127
+
+Public Schools Bill, the, Labouchere on, 84
+
+Puebla di los Angelos, Labouchere at, 34
+
+_Punch_, reminiscences of Labouchere in, 526, 527
+
+Pursebearer, office of, 246
+
+Pythagoras, Labouchere on, 515, 516
+
+
+_Queen's Messenger_, Labouchere's proprietorship of the, denied, 110
+
+Queensberry, Sybil, Lady, 72
+
+Quotla di Amalpas, Labouchere at, 36, 38, 62
+
+
+Radical Party, the, Chamberlain's secession regarded as its fall,
+228, 250, 318, 319, 352, 354; its attitude to the Egyptian policy,
+196, 198-200, 212, 215, 217-19, 249; its attitude to Socialism,
+462-89; its sympathy with Ireland, 72, 225, 248, 252, 318; its
+treatment by the Irish, 252; Labouchere as unofficial leader of, 196,
+198, 525; Labouchere's ideals for, 225-48, 259, 304, 318, 319, 525
+
+Radical principles, Labouchere's, their divergence from Whig
+principles, 42
+
+Rawson, Henry, part proprietor of the _Daily News_, 97
+
+Reade, Charles, as a dramatic author, 101-2
+
+Recruiting, system of, in America for the Crimean War, 45
+
+Redmond, J. E., as leader of the Irish party, 524, 533
+
+Redpath, American Fenian, 170
+
+Reed, correspondent of the _Leeds Mercury_, 272
+
+_Referee, The_, 537 _n._
+
+Reform Club, the, Labouchere at, 75, 89, 182, 198, 228, 318
+
+Registration Laws, the English, 448
+
+Reid, Wemyss, 393
+
+Reitz, Dr., Secretary of State for the Transvaal, 444, 447, 451
+
+Religious Disabilities Removal Bill, the, 160, 163-4
+
+Rent Act, 421
+
+_Reporter_, interview with Labouchere in, 477
+
+Representation of the People Bill, the, Labouchere on, 244
+
+Revelstoke, Lord, as a politician, 240
+
+Reynolds's newspaper, 471
+
+Rhodes, Cecil, his complicity in the Jameson Raid, 426-30, 452, 453;
+his Imperialism, 435; Labouchere's personal admiration of, 430, 435,
+436; Labouchere's public condemnation of, 430-1
+
+Rhodesia, 435
+
+Riaz Pasha, administration of, 195, 221
+
+Ripon, Lord, his government in India, 210
+
+Roberts, Earl, at Eton, 18; his command in South Africa, 441, 445
+
+Robertson, manager of the Royal Aquarium, his libel action against
+Labouchere, 501
+
+Robertson, M.P., J. M., his account of Bradlaugh's parliamentary
+struggle, 142 _n._
+
+Robinson, Lionel, on Labouchere's financial interest in the _Daily
+News_, 96
+
+Robinson, Sir John, _Fifty Years of Fleet Street_, quoted, 133 _n._;
+manager of the _Daily News_, 96, 120, 128 _n._; on the syndicate of
+the _Daily News_, 95
+
+Rochdale, 484; Chamberlain at, 322
+
+Rochefort, Henri, release and triumph of, 127, 130
+
+Roell, Dutch statesman, 6
+
+Roman Catholicism in Ireland, Labouchere on, 86
+
+Roman Catholics delighted by Gladstone's article against Darwin, 267;
+support Bradlaugh, 156
+
+Rome, 535; Fouché, Governor of, 11, 12
+
+Ronan, counsel for the _Times_, 374 _n._
+
+Rosebery, Earl of, as Foreign Secretary, 420, 423; Chamberlain on his
+Home Rule policy, 298; his letters to Labouchere _re_ Home Rule, 268,
+277, 283, 287, 307; his Premiership, 423, 424; Labouchere on, 224
+
+Rosmead, Lord, his work as Commissioner in South Africa, 428, 429
+
+Rossa, O'Donovan, 284, 310
+
+Rothschild, Baron, as a politician, 240; his Egyptian loans, 190,
+191, 193, 194, 206; procures Labouchere a pass, 140
+
+Rouen, Labouchere at, 120
+
+Rouher, M., on the French army, 123
+
+Rousby, Mrs. Wybert, appears at the New Queen's Theatre, 99, 102
+
+Rousseau, J.-J., on his own education, 21
+
+Rovigo, Duc de, Napoleon's aide-de-camp, 11
+
+Royal Aquarium, Westminster, Robinson manager of, 501
+
+Royal Parks and Pleasure Grounds, Labouchere on the upkeep of, 84, 409
+
+Rudini, Marchesa di, daughter of Labouchere, 535, 539~40
+
+Rumbold, Sir Horace, meets Labouchere at Constantinople, 63
+
+Ruppenheim, Schloss of, Labouchere at, 54
+
+Russell, Charles (Lord Russell of Killowen), his defence of
+Labouchere, 501; his defence of Parnell, 374 _n._, 375, 378, 384,
+389-98, 402; on the Coercion Bill, 182
+
+Russell, Lord John, Foreign Secretary, appoints Labouchere to Buenos
+Ayres, 65; checks Labouchere's information from St. Petersburg, 59
+
+Russell, Odo, in Paris during the siege, 120
+
+Russians, the, Labouchere's opinion of, 56, 57; their method of
+playing cards, 58
+
+Ryder, Mr., in _The Last Days of Pompeii_, 100-1
+
+
+Saarbrück, French Army Corps at, 124
+
+St. Anthony's Falls, 41
+
+St. Augustine, _Confessions of_, 21
+
+St. Cloud, Napoleon at, 10
+
+St. James's Club, Labouchere's membership of, 70
+
+St. James's Hall, Home Rule meeting at, 324, 327
+
+St. Martin's Hall, 98
+
+St. Patrick, Order of, 241
+
+St. Paul, Labouchere at, 40
+
+St. Petersburg, Crampton Ambassador at, 46 _n._; Labouchere as
+attaché in, 52, 55-60
+
+St. Thomas, Labouchere at, 32
+
+Sala, George Augustus, at Evans', 29; his reminiscences of
+Labouchere, 99, 116; witnesses Pigott's confession, 394, 398-401
+
+Sale of Liquor on Sundays Bill, the, 83
+
+Salisbury, Marquis of, attends the Berlin Congress, 191, 192; his
+Egyptian policy as Foreign Secretary, 191-4, 221, 223; Irish policy
+of his first administration, 251, 257, 270, 271, 274, 286 _n._, 288,
+305; Churchill's letter to, _re_ Home Rule, 279-80, 298; his defeat
+and resignation, 317 _n._; as leader of the Opposition, 319, 344,
+347; his second administration, 357, 406, 409, 411; his third
+administration, 438; on the Transvaal, 441, 450, 451
+
+Sampson, city editor of the _Times_, Labouchere's attacks on, 107
+
+San Francisco, Healy in, 310
+
+Sardinia, kingdom of, 61
+
+Sardou, _La Patrie_, 103
+
+_Saturday Review_ on Labouchere, 513
+
+Saunders, Labouchere on, 352
+
+Sazary, Napoleon's aide-de-camp, 11
+
+Schalk, Burger, President, 456
+
+Scholl, Aurélien, 120
+
+Schreiner, Mr., 449
+
+Schwarzenberg, Prince, Premier of Austria, Palmerston's grudge
+against, 67
+
+Scudamore, F. I., on the staff of the _World_, 107
+
+Sculthorpe Rectory, Fakenham, 21 _n._
+
+Seagrove, Captain, at Michelstown, 368, 369, 372
+
+Secret Societies in Ireland, 171, 177
+
+Sedan, battle of, 125, 127
+
+Selby, Lord, his letter to Labouchere _re_ retirement, 524
+
+Sexton, his imprisonment, 172, 174; his services in the Irish party,
+260, 261, 315, 363; on the Coercion Bill, 178, 187
+
+Sezzed Jamal ed Din, 216
+
+Shakespearian revivals announced by Labouchere, 104
+
+Shannon, solicitor, Pigott's letter to, 395, 401
+
+Shaw, George Bernard, 496
+
+Sheffield, attaché in Paris, 120
+
+_Sheffield Telegraph_ on Bradlaugh, 145
+
+Shekan, battle of, 210, 212
+
+Sheppard, Jack, relics of, in Newgate, 115
+
+Sherif Pasha, administration of, 209
+
+Shipman, Dr., M.P. for Northampton, 519
+
+Sicily, kingdom of, 8, 9
+
+Simla, Lord Lytton at, 192 _n._
+
+Simon, Jules, member of the Provisional Government, 127
+
+Simon, M.P., Serjeant, 146, 150; defends Forster's Irish Bill, 169
+
+Simpson, Palgrave, part author of _Time and the Hour_, 98 _n._
+
+_Sixty Years in the Wilderness_, by Sir H. Lucy, quoted, 250 _n._
+
+Smith, Barnard, his complaint against Labouchere for cribbing, 23-26
+
+Smith, J. G., at Northampton, 489
+
+Smith, Librarian in the House of Commons, 301
+
+Smith, Sir Archibald Levin, member of the Parnell Commission, 373
+
+Smith, W. H., on the Coercion Bill, 187
+
+Soames, Mr., solicitor, concerned in the Parnell forgery case, 360,
+385, 389, 395, 401, 405
+
+Social Democratic Federation, programme of the, 474-76
+
+Socialism, Labouchere's attitude to, 418, 458-89
+
+Socrates, Labouchere on, 516
+
+Soissons, 123 _n._
+
+Soudan, the, Gordon as Governor-General of, 209
+
+---- War, the, 209-18, 434
+
+South Africa, Labouchere's sympathy with, 259
+
+South African Republic. _See_ Transvaal.
+
+South America, Labouchere's visit to, 31-8
+
+Southampton, 441
+
+Southwark, representation of, 93
+
+Spain, kingdom of, 8, 199
+
+Spencer, Lord, as Viceroy of Ireland, 174, 178, 181, 184, 186, 267,
+317, 320
+
+Spender, James, Montagu White on, 447, 448
+
+Spezia, Labouchere at, 109
+
+Spion Kop, 441
+
+Stael, Madame de, questions Napoleon on his ideal woman, 246
+
+Stamforth, John, contests Athlone, 525
+
+_Standard, The_, on Home Rule, 256; O'Shea correspondent in Paris
+for, 141 _n._; publishes Gladstone's Home Rule scheme, 277 _n._, 286
+_n._
+
+Stanley, Hon. Frederick, 76 _n._
+
+Stansfield, 338
+
+Stead, William, his letter in the _Pall Mall Gazette_, 411
+
+Stewart, Colonel, his information _re_ Hicks Pasha, 210
+
+Stewart, Patrick, 170
+
+Stockholm, Labouchere's duel while attaché in, 50, 51, 72
+
+Stormberg, 440
+
+Strassburg, French army at, 122 _n._
+
+Stratford de Redcliffe, Lord, as Ambassador at Constantinople, 62,
+63, 68
+
+Stratford-on-Avon, Mr. Flower of, 75
+
+Stroud, Labouchere at, 332
+
+Stuart, Professor James, speaks against the Coercion Bill, 363
+
+Suakim, political importance of, 214-18
+
+Suez Canal, the, political importance of, 199, 201, 204, 206
+
+Suffrage, Adult Manhood, Labouchere on, 229-48
+
+---- Woman, Labouchere's opposition to, 244-46
+
+Sugden, Charles James, Labouchere's letter to, _re_ prefaces, 537
+
+Swansea, Chamberlain at, 189
+
+Sweating Committee, the, 471
+
+---- in Government offices, 478-79
+
+Sweden, Queen of, 53
+
+Swift, Dean, on cattle-maiming, 169
+
+Sydney, N.S.W., 393
+
+
+Talana, battle of, 440
+
+Talavera, battle of, 7
+
+Talleyrand, Prince, presents Labouchere with a box of dominoes, 14
+
+Tariff Reform, Labouchere on, 532
+
+Taunton, Henry Labouchere the elder M.P. for, 13, 14-15; Sir Henry
+James M.P. for, 525
+
+Taunton, Henry, Baron, differentiates between himself and his
+brother, 16; is invited to assist his nephew at Windsor, 82;
+Labouchere declines to inherit his title, 251; political career of,
+13-15, 67
+
+Taxation on food and drink, Labouchere on, 236
+
+Taylor, Tom, _Joan of Arc_, 102; _Twixt Axe and Crown_, 99
+
+Telbin and Moore, Messrs., 98
+
+Tel-el-Kebir, battle of, 70, 198, 218
+
+_Temple Bar_, "Over Babylon to Baalbek," 113
+
+_Temps, Le_, on Lord Rosebery, 420
+
+Terry, Ellen, at Twickenham, 356; in the _Double Marriage_, 99
+
+Tewfik, Khedive, his rule in Egypt, 194, 211
+
+Thackeray, W. M., 497; at Evans', 29
+
+Theatre-goers, Labouchere on, 101, 102
+
+Therapia, British Embassy in, 83
+
+_Thérèse Raquin_, 338
+
+Thesiger, Q.C., acts as counsel for Abbot _v._ Labouchere, 108, 109
+
+Thiers, _Histoire du Consulat et de l'Empire_, 10 _n._
+
+Thistle, Order of the, 241
+
+Thornton, banker, 16
+
+Thornton, Edward, Labouchere's letters to, 518, 530-31
+
+Thornton, Godfrey, 14 _n._
+
+Thornton, Rev. Spenser, 14 _n._
+
+Tichborne case, the, Labouchere's reminiscences of, 116
+
+_Time and the Hour_, production of, 98-99
+
+_Times, The_ Arabi's letter to, 222; Bell manager of, 436;
+denunciations of its city edition by Labouchere, 108; its case
+against O'Donnell, 371-74, 392; its case against Parnell, 377-94; its
+correspondents in Paris during the siege, 141 _n._; Labouchere denies
+proprietorship of _Queen's Messenger_ in, 110; Labouchere's letters
+in, _re_ his exclusion from the Cabinet, 415; Labouchere's letters
+to, _re_ Home Rule, 291-98, 304, 309, 356; Labouchere's letters to,
+_re_ the Income Tax, 246; on Home Rule, 256, 293; on Labouchere's
+letters from Paris, 119; on the Middlesex election of 1868, 87-89,
+92; on "Parnellism and Crime," 358-60, 364-65, 367, 371; on the
+Windsor election petition, 78-80; publishes Gladstone's Home Rule
+scheme, 277 _n._; publishes supposed letters from Parnell, 359,
+371-75, 405; quoted, 438; report of Soudanese War in, 219
+
+_Times' History of the War in South Africa, The_, quoted, 429 _n._,
+437 _n._, 456 _n._
+
+Tipperary, 135
+
+Tokar, conquest of, 213
+
+Tonsley, Mr., 415
+
+Toole, J. L., plays at New Queen's Theatre, 99
+
+Tory democrats, Labouchere on, 248
+
+Toulba Pasha, exile of, 221
+
+Tours, Crawford correspondent at, 120, 121
+
+Trades Unionism, Labouchere on, 471
+
+Trainbearer, office of, 246
+
+Transvaal, English population of, 426, 428, 436, 437; its invasion by
+Dr. Jameson, 426-37
+
+Trevelyan, Sir George, 150, 407; Healy on, 267, 303; on the Coercion
+Bill, 180, 188
+
+Triple Alliance, the, Labouchere's opinions on, 410, 418
+
+Trochu, General, Commander-in-chief in Paris, 125, 129; Labouchere's
+estimate of, 136, 137
+
+_Truth_, Grenville Murray's "Queer Stories," 109; Horace Voules as
+manager and editor of, 493-512; Labouchere's editorship of, 14, 106,
+109, 110, 117, 493-511; Labouchere's reminiscences of youth in, 17
+_n._, 20 _n._, 30-46, 53 _n._, 91; libel actions against, 472,
+499-502; on the Boer War, 445 _n._, 446, 455, 457; on Bradlaugh, 161;
+on Chamberlain, 228; on the Chartered Company of B.S.A., 431-34; on
+the Egyptian policy, 200, 202, 204-5; on his exclusion from the
+Cabinet, 415; on hoaxes, 405-8; on Home Rule, 287, 315; on the House
+of Commons, 529-30; on India, 200; on the Irish question, 187-89; on
+Lord Dudley, 525; on the Michelstown murders, 369, 370; on the Pigott
+forgeries, 375, 404, 405; on owning a dog, 419; parody of _Lest We
+Forget_, in, 448; Queen Victoria's dislike to Labouchere's
+proprietorship of, 414; "The Ghastly Gaymarket," 105 _n._
+
+Tryon, Sir George, at Eton, 18
+
+Tunis, French occupation of, 192
+
+Turin, Nationalist sympathies in, 61
+
+Turkey, its intervention in Egypt, 194-202; its relations with
+England, 196-97, 199; leases Cyprus to England, 191, 192
+
+Turner, Colonel, in Ireland, Healy on, 361
+
+Tuscany, deposition of the Grand Duke of, 61, 62
+
+Twickenham, Labouchere at, 40, 323-28, 333, 354, 356, 408
+
+_Twixt Axe and Crown_, produced at New Queen's Theatre, 99
+
+
+Uganda, English policy in, Labouchere on, 421
+
+Uitlanders, grievances of the, 426, 427, 437, 442, 451
+
+Ulster, opposition to Home Rule in, 280, 284, 291, 299, 345
+
+_United Ireland_, 255 _n._, 257, 309
+
+United States of America, salary of the President, 42
+
+Usedom, Countess d', caricature of, 70
+
+
+Valencay, Kolli at, 10
+
+Vandort, Dr., physician to Arabi Pasha,220
+
+_Vanity Fair_, 492
+
+Vansittart, Mr., contests Windsor, 76, 77
+
+Venezuela, 434
+
+Venice, Labouchere at, 111
+
+Vera Cruz, Labouchere at, 32-35, 38
+
+Verdun, Bazaine at, 124
+
+Versailles, Labouchere at, 139, 140; Prussian army at, 127, 128, 139,
+140
+
+Victor Emmanuel II., Labouchere's reminiscences of, 62
+
+Victoria, Queen, 85; Gladstone submits scheme for Home Rule to, 270,
+277, 286 _n._, 288; her Civil List, 234; her objection to
+Labouchere's inclusion in the Ministry, 67, 413-15; King Louis of
+Bavaria inquires for, 49
+
+Vienna, Grenville Murray attaché in, 68; Labouchere in, 529; public
+parks of, 84
+
+Villa d'Este, Labouchere at, 535, 536
+
+Vinoy, General, in Paris, 128 _n._, 136
+
+Vivian, Lord, as Consul-General in Egypt, 194
+
+Voisin's, Paris, 139
+
+Voltaire, Labouchere's neutrality compared with, 220, 513
+
+_Voltaire_ on Labouchere, 412
+
+Voters' Bill, a, Healy on, 273
+
+Voules, Horace, his editorship of _Truth_, 493-512
+
+Vulpera Tarasp, Labouchere at, 45, 454
+
+Vyse, Colonel, contests Windsor, 76
+
+
+Waddington, M., at the Berlin Congress, 192 _n._
+
+Wady Halfa, 217
+
+Wagner, F.S.A., Henry, his "Labouchere Pedigree," 14 _n._
+
+"Wait and See" policy, the, Chamberlain on, 300
+
+Walcheren, expedition to, 6
+
+Walker, John F., 106-7
+
+Walpole, Sir Robert, declines a decoration, 241
+
+Walpole, M.P., Spencer, chairman of Select Committee on Bradlaugh
+case, 146, 150
+
+Walsh, Archbishop of Dublin, Churchill on, 282; his relations with
+Pigott, 381, 392, 404
+
+Walter, case of O'Donnell _v._, 372, 373-74
+
+War Loan Bill, the, 441
+
+Warr, Lord de la, his interest in Arabi, 221, 223
+
+Warrington, Chamberlain at, 257, 258
+
+Wars of Religion, the, 1
+
+Warton, M.P., Mr., on Bradlaugh, 149, 163
+
+Washburne, Elihu, American Ambassador in Paris during the siege, 43
+
+Washington, Labouchere as attaché at, 39, 45-46, 72; Labouchere's
+ambition to become Ambassador at, 71, 423
+
+Waterhouse, Major, 76 _n._
+
+Waterloo, battle of, 42, 57
+
+Webster, Sir Richard, Attorney-General, on Parnell's supposed
+letters, 372-73, 386, 395, 397, 406; his examination of Pigott, 386-89
+
+Weissenburg, battle of, 123
+
+Welby, Lord, on Labouchere at Eton, 18
+
+Wellesley, Lord, English Foreign Secretary, P.-C. Labouchère's
+mission to, 5-10
+
+Wellington, Arthur, first Duke of, in the Peninsula, 7; on the battle
+of Waterloo, 42, 57
+
+West, Sir Algernon, at Eton, 18
+
+Westminster, Duke of, on the Irish party, 315
+
+---- Hall, Women's Suffrage Petition in, 246
+
+Westmoreland, Earl of, as Ambassador in Vienna, 68
+
+Whalem, Bridget and Patrick, 168-69
+
+Wharton, Mr., 427
+
+Whewell, Master of Trinity, encounters Labouchere, 27-28
+
+Whig party, the, Labouchere on, 229, 248, 305
+
+Whig principles, their divergence from Radical principles, 42
+
+Whist as a diplomatist's game, 49, 55, 58
+
+Whitbread, M.P., Mr., 146, 150
+
+White, Mr., on the Triple Alliance, 411
+
+White, Montagu, Labouchere's correspondence with, 446-49, 451, 455
+
+Wicklow, Parnell at, 258
+
+Wiesbaden, Labouchere at, 30, 54
+
+Wigan, Alfred, comedian, part manager of the New Queen's Theatre, 98
+
+Wilkes, John, his struggle for political liberty, 163, 164
+
+Williams, M.P., Watkin, 146, 150
+
+Williams, Deacon, Thornton and Labouchere, bank of, 16
+
+Willoughby, Captain, his part in the Jameson Raid, 426
+
+Wilson, Sir Rivers, as English Commissioner and Finance Minister in
+Egypt, 193, 194, 206
+
+Wilton Park, Bucks, 16
+
+Winchilsea, Lord, on the staff of the _World_, 107
+
+Winchester, Thorold, Bishop of, 2 _n._
+
+Windsor, Labouchere elected for, and unseated, 70, 74-83, 95, 493
+
+Wingfield, Lewis, in Paris during the siege, 138 _n._
+
+Winterbotham, chairman at Stroud, 332
+
+Wodehouse, English Ambassador in Paris during the siege, 43
+
+Woking, Dilke at, 327
+
+Wolff, Sir Henry Drummond, his motion against Bradlaugh, 146, 147,
+150, 163
+
+Wolseley, Garnet, Viscount, his mission in Egypt, 197, 208
+
+Wolverhampton, Lord. _See_ Fowler, Sir H.
+
+Wolverton, Lord, on Chamberlain and the Irish party, 337
+
+Women, votes for, Labouchere's opposition to, 244-47, 517
+
+Wood, Sir Evelyn, his command in Egypt, 209
+
+Woollaston, examiner at Cambridge, 24
+
+Woolwich, Chamberlain at, 323
+
+_World, The_, Labouchere's connection with, 94, 106-11, 492, 495, 527
+
+Wörth, battle of, 124, 127
+
+Wyndham, Charles, at New Queen's Theatre, 99
+
+Wyndham, George, member of the South Africa Commission, 427, 435, 436
+
+
+Yarmouth, 6
+
+Yates, Edmund, at Evans', 29; editor of the _World_, 492, 502; on
+Labouchere as a contributor, 106-11
+
+
+Zanzibaris, troop of, in Uganda, 421
+
+
+
+
+
+[Transcriber's Notes:
+
+Unusual and incorrect spellings have been left as printed.
+
+Page numbers are surrounded by curly braces, e.g. {123},
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+</p>
+
+<p class="t2">
+ ALGAR LABOUCHERE THOROLD<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t4">
+ AUTHOR OF<br>
+ "SIX MASTERS IN DISILLUSION," ETC.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+ G. P. PUTNAM'S SONS<br>
+ NEW YORK AND LONDON<br>
+ The Knickerbocker Press<br>
+ 1913<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="t4">
+ COPYRIGHT, 1913<br>
+ BY<br>
+ ALGAR LABOUCHERE THOROLD<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t4">
+ The Knickerbocker Press, New York<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+ To<br>
+ MY COUSIN<br>
+ MARY DOROTHEA<br>
+ (MARCHESA DI RUDINI)<br>
+ IN MEMORY OF MANY HAPPY DAYS AT<br>
+ VILLA CRISTINA<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Oct. 15, 1913.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pv"></a>v}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3b">
+PREFACE
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would be unfair both to the reader and to the subject of
+this memoir to let this book go forth without a word of
+introduction. The lot of Henry Labouchere, who was born
+in the reign of William IV. and lived to see George V. on the
+throne, was cast during a period of European development
+as important, perhaps, as any that modern history records.
+For certainly the most significant, if not the most salient,
+fact in the history of modern Europe is that democratisation
+of England which, in spite of many set-backs and obstacles,
+has at length been, in principle at all events, definitely
+achieved. To-day we are all democrats, Tories and Radicals
+alike. In that process, the full significance of which has
+still to unfold itself, Mr. Labouchere played a striking and
+original part. It was not always a successful one, but it
+was always played honestly, daringly, and, above all,
+characteristically. Although a convinced, and in spite of himself,
+if one may say so, even an enthusiastic Radical, no politician
+was ever less of a party man. His loyalty was given to
+principles, not men, and some of his bitterest attacks both
+in Parliament and in the press were reserved for Radical
+Ministries that, according to his lights, were untrue to their
+profession. He was also, what is not so common in politics,
+a thoroughly disinterested man. He sought neither office
+nor honour. Circumstances placed him beyond the need
+of money, and just as no personal feelings could ever blind
+him to political shortcomings in his leaders, so the strongest
+and most vehemently expressed disapproval of his opponents
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pvi"></a>vi}</span>
+frequently went with a marked attachment to their persons,
+and the strange thing is that he succeeded in convincing
+both sides of the House of the genuineness of this emotionally
+disinterested attitude.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The opinions of Englishmen are rarely disinterested, and
+it should never be forgotten that Henry Labouchere was,
+in fact, a Frenchman. French by birth, he remained, to
+the day of his death, French in his method of formation of
+opinion, in his outlook on life, in the peculiar quality of his
+wit. It was this that enabled, or rather obliged, him to take
+that curiously detached view of English ideals which was at
+times so disconcerting even to those who thought that they
+understood him. Ideals, he held, were only entitled to
+respect when translated into material currency. "How
+much £ s. d. does he believe in what he says?" he would ask
+concerning some fervid prophet. And if convinced that the
+requisite materialisation had occurred, he would accept the
+prophet as one more strange and amusing phenomenon in a
+strange and amusing universe. It would have never
+occurred to him that because the prophet was sincere he was
+right. That was a matter for reason. He once observed
+to me, in his whimsical way, of a colleague, that the mere
+denial of the existence of God did not entitle a man's
+opinion to be taken without scrutiny on matters of greater
+importance. No "mere" Englishman could have said that.
+That essential foreignness rendered him hard of comprehension
+even to those who sympathised with his aims. For
+instance, he was a Radical, as sincere and convinced a Radical
+as the late Mr. Stead, but in a very different way. His
+Radicalism was based on Reason. It represented Reason
+applied to that particular department of human affairs
+called Politics, and so applied, one may add, in spite of the
+irrationality of most of the men called Radical politicians.
+English Radicalism, on the other hand, rests mainly on
+humanitarian sentimentalism. The <i>religion du clocher</i> of feudal
+England has been largely replaced by a rival cult, the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pvii"></a>vii}</span>
+hysterical excesses of which found in him a scathing critic.
+He did not resent the hereditary principle in government
+because it was unjust, but because it was absurd, and when
+he fought some concrete instance of injustice, as he was
+constantly doing, the emotional aspect of the case made
+little, if any, appeal to him. He disliked injustice on rational
+and, as it were, æsthetic grounds. He had no passionate
+love of virtue, public or private; he thought it, on the whole,
+a sound investment, but then even sound investments sometimes
+go wrong. In his personal outlook on things he was
+as completely non-religious as a man could be. He was not
+anti-religious. He fully recognised the utility of religious
+belief in others, perhaps even in society at large, and he
+based this recognition not so much on the hardness of men's
+hearts as on the thickness of their heads. But personally
+he, Henry Labouchere, took no interest whatever in the
+matter. In philosophy he was a strict agnostic, owning
+Hume, for whom he had the greatest admiration, and the
+Kant of the <i>Critique of Pure Reason</i>, as his masters. And
+he was remarkably well read in the works of those
+philosophers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was constitutionally suspicious of strong feelings or
+enthusiasm of any kind. All sensible people smoked, he
+used to say, in order to protect themselves against such
+disturbing factors. He loathed every kind of humbug.
+He did not, however, disdain it as a weapon. During the
+General Election of 1905 the Tories made a party cry of
+Tariff Reform; he calmly observed one day, throwing down
+his paper: "Well, of course I think we are right, but whether
+we are or not, we've got all the bunkum on our side."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In his personal relations with others he was very sociable
+and courteous, retaining even in old age the fine manners of
+an earlier generation. He was immensely kind-hearted,
+and suffered fools, if not gladly, at least with politeness and
+equanimity. His love for children is well known. There
+was nothing he enjoyed more than giving children's parties,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pviii"></a>viii}</span>
+and on these occasions would take any amount of personal
+trouble to ensure the pleasure of his little friends. My
+earliest recollection of him is, as a child of eight or so, sitting
+on his knee drinking in the most fascinating and horrible
+tales of the Siege of Paris, which he would tell me by the
+hour. And almost my last recollection is of his interest in
+a Christmas tree prepared for my own children on the very
+day on which he took to his bed for the last time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These traits make up a character more familiar in France
+than elsewhere. In his political ideas he resembled Clémenceau
+more nearly than any English statesman, and in general
+habit of mind he was a direct descendant of Voltaire. In
+character he was more like Fontenelle. He had Fontenelle's
+moral scepticism, his personal confidence in reason qualified
+by his distrust of most people's reasoning powers, and his
+profound sense of the dangers of enthusiasm. People called
+him a cynic; and, if that somewhat vague term denotes one
+who attempts to discount the emotional factor in judgment,
+who endeavours to see the bare facts in as dry and objective
+a light as possible, a cynic he was. But he was a
+kind-hearted, even an affectionate cynic. It was not easy to
+win his regard, but, if you succeeded in winning it, you were
+sure of it. His own feelings he never expressed; this was
+not because he had none, but because of the exaggerated
+<i>pudeur</i> which he felt on the subject of the emotions. There
+was something both ridiculous and indecent to his mind in
+even the most restrained exhibition of affection. Briefly,
+he may be said to have worn a fig-leaf over his heart.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A word or two as to the method and scope of this book.
+In order to give a full and detailed account of the whole of
+Labouchere's career, it would have been necessary to write
+at least a dozen volumes; some sort of selection imposed
+itself. I have endeavoured to concentrate my own (and I
+hope my readers') attention on Labouchere himself. There
+is a danger which lurks for the biographer of a public man
+lest the environment of his hero&mdash;the narrative of the events
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pix"></a>ix}</span>
+in which he played a part&mdash;should hang too loosely to his
+figure. There is also the danger that the frame, so to speak,
+should not be given its due value in the portrait. In order
+to appreciate the part played in public affairs by an
+individual, it is necessary to understand what is going on. As
+this book has been written for the general public, I have felt
+it desirable to retell certain episodes in modern politics, in
+which Mr. Labouchere played an important part, in greater
+detail than would have been necessary had I been writing
+for politicians. In such retelling I claim no originality. I
+have followed standard authorities, and the point of view
+of my narrative has been, to a great extent, that of
+Mr. Labouchere himself, although, when I have come to the
+conclusion that that point of view was mistaken, I have not
+hesitated to say so. In this way I hope that the reader may
+be enabled to see the inevitability of much of Labouchere's
+political action, which at the time, looked at piecemeal, may
+have appeared gratuitously mischievous.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I feel I ought to call the reader's attention to the fact
+that if Mr. Labouchere's many-sided life is considered as a
+whole, his political proceedings represent but a small part
+of his activity. He had lived an average lifetime before he
+seriously took up political work, and genuine as his principles
+undoubtedly were, still politics were never really more to
+him than a means of self-expression and, it must be said,
+amusement. He loved watching the spectacle of life, and
+he came to find in the game of politics a sort of concentrated
+version of life as a whole. This feeling, the strongest perhaps
+that he possessed, combined with a passion to enter as an
+effective cause into the spectacle he loved, was responsible
+for his political incarnation. And he had a certain
+half-perverse, half-childish love of mischief which he was not
+always at pains to restrain, and which found in the intrigues
+of parties and groups abundant scope for exercise. It could
+not have found so much scope elsewhere, and was the motive
+power of much of his political action, particularly towards
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Px"></a>x}</span>
+the end of his time in Parliament. After his retirement
+indeed, when politics had literally become nothing but a
+game to him, he would watch the cards as they fell with
+complete detachment from party views: "I wish I was
+entering politics now as a young Tory blood," was a frequent
+comment on public events during his last years.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of course, he had his own way of putting things, which
+was not that of other people, and this brings me to the part
+in life as to which both friends and foes are agreed that he
+achieved complete success. Whatever else he was or was
+not, everybody is agreed that he was the greatest English
+wit since Sheridan. His gently modulated voice had a good
+deal to do with his conversational success, and the bland
+quiet manner with which the most startling remarks would
+be accompanied gave them weight, if not point. Still, even
+in cold print many of his sayings and appreciations will live
+as long as men laugh from intellectual motives. "I do not
+mind Mr. Gladstone always having an ace up his sleeve,
+but I do object to his always saying that Providence put it
+there," is a dictum which will not soon be forgotten. That
+observation, gently drawled out one evening in the lobby of
+the House of Commons, is a specimen of hundreds. I am
+persuaded that originally he had no intention of being witty,
+but supposed his quips and paradoxes to represent the bare
+facts expressed with the greatest economy of language. It
+is certain that no one was more surprised than he at the
+entertainment people found in the <i>Letters of a Besieged
+Resident</i>. He soon discovered his reputation for wit and
+deliberately made use of it, both as a shield and as a weapon
+of defence. It also served another purpose. There was a
+strong tendency to indolence in him that was gratified by
+his success in turning off awkward or puzzling questions with
+some witty or irrelevant remark. If this analysis is correct,
+it throws light on the nature of his wit, which consisted
+largely in a naïve and shameless revelation of the <i>Secret de
+Polichinelle</i>. For he said what every one thought but didn't
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxi"></a>xi}</span>
+dare say. The originality of his mind really consisted in
+the complete absence in his case of those conventional
+superstructures which imprison most of us. When he replied
+to some one who asked him if he liked Mme. X&mdash;&mdash;, "Oh
+yes, I like her well enough, but I shouldn't mind if she
+dropped down dead in front of me on the carpet," he was
+only saying what many of us think but would never dream
+of saying even to ourselves of some of our friends.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a commonplace of moralists to say that human
+nature is full of contradictions. A subtler critic of man than
+the mere moralist would add that much of men's time is
+spent in smoothing out, or, at all events, conciliating, these
+contradictions. We choose a possible type of humanity&mdash;Aristotle,
+or some other Greek, gave an exhaustive list of
+them&mdash;and see ourselves in the part we have selected.
+According to our imaginative power and our strength of
+will we succeed more or less in playing that part at least for
+social purposes. Years pass and the mask grows to the face,
+as in the case of Mr. Beerbohm's <i>Happy Hypocrite</i>, and
+our friends and acquaintances cease in time to distinguish
+between our pose and our character. But there are moments
+when the mask cracks and close observers have their
+surprises.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere gave up early in life any consecutive
+attempt to make himself appear different to his real nature.
+A fragment of an early diary which I have utilised does
+indeed discuss the possibilities of success to the writer, and
+criticises, in scathing terms, achievements up-to-date. But
+this document, interesting and amusing as it is, is itself but
+a piece of boyish introspectiveness. In point of fact he was
+a terribly sincere person, partly from pride and partly from
+indolence. Had he been willing to condescend to insincerity,
+he would have been too lazy to do so for long. Here, then,
+was an additional stumbling-block. It is easy enough to
+understand a pose, or even a succession of poses, but a person
+who says neither more nor less than exactly what he means,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxii"></a>xii}</span>
+and means exactly what he says, not because he thinks he
+ought to do so, or wishes to be understood as doing so, but
+because so, and not otherwise, his nature spontaneously
+expresses itself, is, in our present social state, almost
+unintelligible. What saved him under these circumstances from
+becoming a "prophet" was the pliability of intelligence
+that enabled him to understand other people and the sense
+of humour that enabled him to enjoy them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have selected from the voluminous correspondence put
+at my disposal only those letters which throw most light on
+Mr. Labouchere's state of mind and the part he played in
+political events with which he was connected.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have to thank my many relatives and friends who have
+allowed me to make use of their letters from Mr. Labouchere,
+and also my cousin, M. Georges Labouchère, for communicating
+the result of his researches on the life of my
+great-grandfather. Among old friends of Mr. Labouchere, who
+have given me personal reminiscences of him, I have
+especially to thank Mrs. Emily Crawford, Mr. Wilfrid Blunt,
+Lord Welby, Sir Audley Gosling, and Mr. Robert Bennett,
+the editor of <i>Truth</i>, whose help has been invaluable in the
+narrative of Mr. Labouchere's founding of <i>Truth</i> and of its
+subsequent fortunes. Most of all, my thanks are due to
+Mr. Thomas Hart Davies, without whose constant sympathy
+and assistance this biography could not have been
+written.
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+ ALGAR L. THOROLD.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+ 12 CATHERINE STREET, WESTMINSTER.<br>
+ August 15, 1913.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxiii"></a>xiii}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3b">
+CONTENTS
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap01">CHAPTER I</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+THE LABOUCHERE FAMILY
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+The Huguenots of Orthez&mdash;Youth of Pierre-César&mdash;Exile&mdash;The Dutch
+counting-house&mdash;A double ruff and a bid for a bride&mdash;Napoleon
+and peace&mdash;Fouché&mdash;The French agent&mdash;-Ouvrard&mdash;The wrath of
+Cæsar&mdash;The French loan&mdash;Residence in England&mdash;Lord
+Taunton&mdash;Mr. John Labouchere
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap02">CHAPTER II</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1831-1853)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Birth of Henry Labouchere&mdash;Early education&mdash;His first <i>mot</i>&mdash;Eton
+days&mdash;The young pugilist&mdash;The toper&mdash;Views on fagging&mdash;Trinity
+College, Cambridge&mdash;Insubordination&mdash;Suspension&mdash;His
+defence&mdash;He lives at a London tavern&mdash;Severe judgment of
+himself&mdash;Travels with a bear-leader&mdash;Wiesbaden&mdash;Voyage to
+Mexico&mdash;Gambling and good resolutions&mdash;Letter to his tutor
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap03">CHAPTER III</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+TRAVELS AND DIPLOMACY
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1853-1864)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Travels in Mexico&mdash;In love&mdash;The Chippeway Indians&mdash;In New
+York&mdash;His American sympathies&mdash;His views on American education&mdash;On
+American diplomats&mdash;On American girls&mdash;Becomes attaché at
+Washington&mdash;Mr. Crampton&mdash;Gambling again&mdash;The Irish
+patriot&mdash;Views on diplomatic negotiations&mdash;At
+Munich&mdash;Stockholm&mdash;Frankfort&mdash;Bismarck
+at Frankfort&mdash;Similarity of their opinions
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxiv"></a>xiv}</span>
+about diplomacy&mdash;His popularity at Frankfort&mdash;Petersburg&mdash;In
+love again&mdash;His opinion of Russians&mdash;Anecdotes&mdash;Dresden&mdash;Economical
+family at Marburg&mdash;Republic of Parana&mdash;Revolution
+in Florence&mdash;Constantinople&mdash;His stories about Lord Dalling&mdash;Close
+of diplomatic career&mdash;Mrs. Crawford's estimate of his
+character and remarks on his diplomatic career&mdash;<i>Memoir of Henry
+Labouchere</i>, by Wilfrid Scawen Blunt
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap04">CHAPTER IV</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+PARLIAMENTARY AMBITIONS
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1866-1869)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Why men enter Parliament&mdash;New Windsor&mdash;His agreement with Sir
+Henry Hoare&mdash;Imprudent choice of agents&mdash;Election&mdash;Is unseated
+on petition&mdash;Repartee before Special Commission&mdash;His line of
+defence in the <i>Times</i>&mdash;Another letter on the subject&mdash;His maiden
+Speech&mdash;Reminiscences of the Windsor election&mdash;Anecdote about
+Lord Taunton&mdash;Becomes member for Middlesex&mdash;His speeches in
+the House&mdash;General Election of 1868&mdash;Lord George Hamilton&mdash;His
+quarrel with Lord Enfield&mdash;The <i>Times</i> on the quarrel&mdash;Nomination
+of candidates&mdash;Conservative rowdies&mdash;the poll&mdash;Dignified
+speech&mdash;Absurd reminiscence&mdash;Henry Irving at Brentford&mdash;General
+Election of 1874&mdash;Is defeated at Nottingham
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap05">CHAPTER V</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+JOURNALISM AND THE STAGE
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1864-1880)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+His connection with the <i>Daily News</i>&mdash;He buys a share&mdash;Manager of
+the Queen's Theatre&mdash;<i>Time and the Hour</i>&mdash;<i>Dearer than
+Life</i>&mdash;Contretemps&mdash;Financial loss&mdash;Poor opinion of artists&mdash;A
+Bohemian&mdash;His knowledge of London&mdash;Edmund Yates tells how he came on
+the staff of the <i>World</i>&mdash;His city articles&mdash;Trial of Abbott at the
+Guild Hall&mdash;A calculator&mdash;Labouchere and Grenville Murray&mdash;He
+leaves the staff of the <i>World</i>&mdash;Journey with Mr. Bellew&mdash;Adventure
+with Dumas père&mdash;With Dumas fils&mdash;His visit to
+Newgate&mdash;Sensations as a man about to be hanged&mdash;Remarks
+about the Claimant&mdash;Immense popularity of <i>Truth</i>&mdash;The Lying Club
+in Co. Durham
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxv"></a>xv}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap06">CHAPTER VI</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+THE BESIEGED RESIDENT
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(September, 1870-February, 1871)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+He replaces Mr. Crawford as correspondent&mdash;Mrs. Crawford's
+impressions of him&mdash;Chaos at the Post Office&mdash;Immediate events leading
+up to the siege&mdash;His account of how the news of Sedan was
+received in Paris&mdash;The Prussians at Versailles&mdash;How he got his
+letters to London&mdash;Ennui&mdash;Letter to his mother&mdash;Theatrical
+behaviour of the Parisians&mdash;Further letters to his mother&mdash;His
+wardrobe&mdash;His hat&mdash;The <i>Gaulois</i>&mdash;New Year's address to the
+Prussians&mdash;His opinion of French journalists&mdash;His estimate of
+General Trochu&mdash;Meals during the siege&mdash;Castor and Pollux&mdash;Another
+letter to his mother&mdash;The leg of mutton and the sentimental
+Prussian soldier&mdash;His departure from Paris&mdash;How he
+behaved when under fire
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap07">CHAPTER VII</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+LABOUCHERE AND BRADLAUGH
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+The General Election of 1880&mdash;The "Radical" colleague&mdash;A faithful
+constituency&mdash;Mr. Bradlaugh and the oath&mdash;A House divided
+against itself&mdash;Labouchere's views on religion&mdash;His support of
+Bradlaugh&mdash;Unscrupulous use of the <i>affaire</i> Bradlaugh by the
+Opposition&mdash;Victory of Mr. Bradlaugh&mdash;His upright character and
+final popularity in the House&mdash;Mr. Gladstone's
+tribute&mdash;Mr. Labouchere on his colleague&mdash;The parallel of Wilkes
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap08">CHAPTER VIII</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+LABOUCHERE AND IRELAND
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1880-1883)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Ireland in 1880&mdash;The Land League&mdash;Outrages&mdash;Lord Cowper and
+Mr. Forster demand suppression of Habeas Corpus&mdash;Mr. Gladstone's
+hesitation&mdash;He yields under threat of Lord Cowper's
+resignation&mdash;Introduction by Forster of Bills
+for the Protection of Life and
+Property in Ireland, January, 1881&mdash;Labouchere's Irish views&mdash;Not
+at first a Home Ruler&mdash;Labouchere criticises Forster's measure in
+the House&mdash;The arrest of Parnell&mdash;His liberation&mdash;The
+"understanding" with Mr. Gladstone&mdash;Murder of Lord Frederick
+Cavendish and Mr. Burke&mdash;Renewed coercion opposed by
+Mr. Labouchere&mdash;He negotiates between the Government and Irish
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxvi"></a>xvi}</span>
+leaders in order to modify the Coercion Bill&mdash;Correspondence
+with Mr. Chamberlain&mdash;Interviews with Mr. Parnell&mdash;Identity of
+his Irish policy with that of Mr. Chamberlain
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap09">CHAPTER IX</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+LABOUCHERE AND MR. GLADSTONE'S EGYPTIAN POLICY
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Mr. Gladstone and Egypt&mdash;A legacy from Disraeli&mdash;Cyprus and the
+Berlin Congress&mdash;The "Comedy of the Liars"&mdash;The Anglo-French
+Condominium&mdash;Ismail&mdash;Nubar and Sir Rivers Wilson&mdash;Sir Evelyn
+Baring&mdash;Deposition of Ismail&mdash;Khedive Tewfik&mdash;Revolt&mdash;Arabi
+Pasha&mdash;Mr. Wilfrid Blunt&mdash;Labouchere and Egypt&mdash;Labouchere
+drops his burden of Egyptian bonds&mdash;A letter to Sir Charles
+Dilke&mdash;Labouchere and military occupation&mdash;The Egyptian Government
+and the debt&mdash;The champions of Arabi&mdash;Speeches in the House&mdash;The
+Soudan&mdash;General Gordon&mdash;Correspondence between Labouchere
+and Chamberlain; between Labouchere and Mr. Blunt&mdash;Letters
+from Arabi to Mr. Labouchere&mdash;A later letter to Mr. Blunt
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap10">CHAPTER X</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+HENRY LABOUCHERE'S RADICALISM
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Labouchere's political attitude&mdash;His faith in Chamberlain&mdash;Despair at
+Chamberlain's secession&mdash;His article in the <i>Fortnightly</i>,
+1884&mdash;The Radical creed&mdash;The House of Lords and the Crown&mdash;The
+Church&mdash;The Land Laws&mdash;The Royal Family&mdash;Female
+suffrage&mdash;Whigs more to be detested than Tories
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap11">CHAPTER XI</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+IN OPPOSITION
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(June, 1885-December, 1885)
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Sir Henry Lucy on Labouchere&mdash;"The friendly broker"&mdash;Lord Salisbury's
+First Administration&mdash;Irish and Tories&mdash;Labouchere, Healy,
+and Chamberlain&mdash;The General Election&mdash;The Midlothian
+manifesto&mdash;A letter from Mr. Davitt&mdash;From Mr. Parnell and Lord
+Randolph Churchill&mdash;Letters from Mr. Healy&mdash;Labouchere's
+letter to the <i>Times</i> about Home Rule&mdash;Correspondence between
+Mr. Labouchere and Mr. Chamberlain
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxvii"></a>xvii}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap12">CHAPTER XII</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+THE SPLIT IN THE LIBERAL PARTY
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Legislators in correspondence&mdash;Further letters from Mr. Chamberlain
+and Mr. Healy&mdash;Resignation of Mr. Chamberlain&mdash;Labouchere's
+efforts to reconcile Mr. Chamberlain with the Cabinet&mdash;His
+disappointment
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap13">CHAPTER XIII</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+SOME CONSEQUENCES OF BALFOUR's COERCION POLICY
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Lord Salisbury's Second Administration&mdash;The new Coercion
+Bill&mdash;"Parnellism and Crime"&mdash;The facsimile letter&mdash;Mr. Healy on
+the condition of Ireland&mdash;Radical demonstration in Hyde
+Park&mdash;Mr. Labouchere on a waggon&mdash;He goes to Michelstown&mdash;The
+famous meeting&mdash;He describes the meeting in the House&mdash;Lord
+Randolph Churchill's criticism&mdash;<i>Truth</i> on the Michelstown
+murders&mdash;More incriminating letters&mdash;Mr. Labouchere enters the
+lists&mdash;The Parnell Commission&mdash;Correspondence with Pigott&mdash;First
+interview&mdash;Correspondence with Irishmen in America&mdash;Letter from
+Patrick Egan&mdash;Letters from Parnell&mdash;Pigott and the
+Attorney-General
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap14">CHAPTER XIV</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+COLLAPSE OF PIGOTT
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Lord Russell's cross-examination of Pigott&mdash;The disappearance of
+Pigott&mdash;His confession to Mr. Labouchere&mdash;Mr. Lewis returns the
+confession&mdash;The Commission hears from Pigott&mdash;He sends the
+confession, under cover, to Mr. Shannon&mdash;The confession read out
+in court&mdash;Mr. Labouchere in the witness-box&mdash;Mr. Sala describes
+the scene at 24 Grosvenor Gardens&mdash;Pigott's end&mdash;Mr. Labouchere's
+compassion for his orphans&mdash;Letter from Dr. Walsh&mdash;Mr. Labouchere
+and Primrose dames&mdash;Trying to hoax Labby
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap15">CHAPTER XV</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+MR. LABOUCHERE NOT INCLUDED IN THE CABINET
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Speeches on the Triple Alliance&mdash;He is not in the Cabinet&mdash;Queen
+Victoria's objection to the editor of <i>Truth</i>&mdash;Mr. Gladstone's
+correspondence with Mr. Labouchere&mdash;The indignation of
+Northampton&mdash;Mr. Labouchere's desire to be appointed Ambassador at
+Washington&mdash;Another disappointment for him
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxviii"></a>xviii}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap16">CHAPTER XVI</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+THE WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+The Jameson Raid and the South African War&mdash;Mr. Labouchere on the
+Jameson Raid Commission
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap17">CHAPTER XVII</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+LABOUCHERE AND SOCIALISM
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Mr. Labouchere on Socialism&mdash;Discussion with Mr. Hyndman
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap18">CHAPTER XVIII</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+MR. LABOUCHERE AS A JOURNALIST
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Mr. Labouchere as Journalist and Litigant&mdash;Narrative of <i>Truth</i>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap19">CHAPTER XIX</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+THE CLOSING YEARS
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+Retirement from Parliament&mdash;Farewell to Electors&mdash;Some
+correspondence&mdash;Last days
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<a href="#chap20">INDEX</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="Pxix"></a>xix}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3b">
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+<a href="#img-front">RIGHT HON. HENRY LABOUCHERE, P.C.</a> ... Frontispiece
+</p>
+
+<p class="contents">
+From a photograph by Messrs. Brogi of Florence, taken in 1905
+at Villa Cristina, Florence.
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+<a href="#img-126">FACSIMILE LETTER SENT BY BALLOON POST</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3b">
+THE LIFE OF
+<br><br>
+HENRY LABOUCHERE
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap01"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P1"></a>1}</span></p>
+
+<h1>
+THE LIFE OF LABOUCHERE
+</h1>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER I
+<br>
+THE LABOUCHERE FAMILY
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Some forty miles south of Bayonne, on the right bank of
+the Gave, lies the little town of Orthez, the ancient
+capital of Béarn. Famous for the obstinacy of its resistance
+to the apostolic spirit of Louis XIV. and the excellence of
+its manufactured cloth, Orthez was further distinguished
+during the Wars of Religion by the possession of a Protestant
+university founded by Jeanne d'Albret in which Theodore
+Beza was professor. In 1664, the most Christian King sent
+his intendant Foucault to deal with the nest of heretics.
+Foucault did not waste time in theological subtleties, but
+gave the inhabitants twenty days in which to conform under
+penalty of a dragonnade. They did so unanimously, but
+there still remain more Protestants in Orthez than in any
+other town of Béarn.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Among the cloth merchants of Orthez none were more
+distinguished than the Labouchères. According to the
+Frères Haag, the compilers of <i>La France Protestante</i>, their
+name should be Barrier de Labouchère, the patronymic
+which they came to adopt being in reality the name of a
+property in the possession of the family. The earliest
+known ancestor of the Labouchères seems to have been a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P2"></a>2}</span>
+certain Jean Guyon Barrier, who married in 1621 one
+Catherine de la Broue.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Pierre-César, the founder of the British branch of the
+family and the grandfather of the subject of this memoir,
+was born at The Hague in 1772. He was the second son of
+Matthieu Labouchère and Marie-Madeleine Molière. His
+father, who, in consequence of the revocation of the Edict
+of Nantes, had been sent to England for his education, had
+subsequently settled in Holland. Pierre-César was sent at
+the age of thirteen to learn his uncle Pierre's business at
+Nantes,[<a id="chap01fn1text"></a><a href="#chap01fn1">1</a>] where he remained until 1790, at which date he
+entered the house of Hope at Amsterdam as French clerk.
+In this humble position he laid the foundations of the great
+fortune and financial career which were to be his. The rise
+of the young French clerk was rapid. In six years he was a
+partner in the house of Hope and had married Dorothy,
+sister of Alexander Baring, who had become a partner in
+the Dutch firm at the same time as his French brother-in-law.
+The well-known story of the clever ruse by which
+Pierre-César won the hand of his bride and also his
+partnership in the house of Hope was told to the present writer
+some twenty years ago by the Rev. Alexander Baring[<a id="chap01fn2text"></a><a href="#chap01fn2">2</a>] as
+follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Pierre-César was sent by Mr. John Hope to England to
+see Sir Francis Baring on some business, and fell in love
+with Sir Francis's third daughter Dorothy. Before leaving
+England he asked Sir Francis to permit him to become
+engaged to his daughter. Sir Francis refused. Pierre-César
+then said: "Would it make any difference to your
+decision if you knew that Mr. Hope was about to take me
+into partnership?" Sir Francis unhesitatingly admitted that
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P3"></a>3}</span>
+it would. Pierre-César then went back to Holland and
+suggested to Mr. Hope that he might be taken into partnership.
+On Mr. Hope discouraging the idea, he said: "Would
+it make any difference to your decision if you knew that I
+was engaged to the daughter of Sir Francis Baring?" Mr. Hope
+replied, "Certainly." Whereupon the wily clerk
+said: "Well, I am engaged to Miss Dorothy Baring." That
+very day he was able to write to Sir Francis announcing the
+news of his admission to partnership in the house of Hope,
+and in the same letter he claimed the hand of his bride.[<a id="chap01fn3text"></a><a href="#chap01fn3">3</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The following picture of Pierre-César by a contemporary
+is interesting. The writer was Vincent Nolte, for many
+years a clerk in the house of Hope at Amsterdam. "Mr.
+Labouchère was at that time but twenty-two, yet ere long
+assumed the highly respectable position of head of the firm,
+the first in the world, and studied the manners of a French
+courtier previous to the Revolution: these he soon made so
+thoroughly his own, that they seemed to be a part of his own
+nature. He made a point of distinguishing himself in everything
+he undertook by a certain perfection, and carried this
+feeling so far that, on account of the untractable lack of
+elasticity of his body and a want of ear for music which nature
+had denied him, he for eighteen years deemed it necessary
+to take dancing-lessons, because he saw that others surpassed
+him in the graceful accomplishment. It was almost painful
+to see him dance. The old school required, in the French
+quadrille, some <i>entrechats</i> and one or two pirouettes, and the
+delay they occasioned him always threw him out of time.
+I have often seen the old gentleman, already more than fifty,
+return from a quadrille covered with perspiration. Properly
+speaking, he had no refined education, understood but very
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P4"></a>4}</span>
+little of the fine arts, and, notwithstanding his shrewdness
+and quickness of perception, possessed no natural powers of
+wit, and consequently was all the more eager to steal the
+humour of other people. He once repeated to myself as a
+witty remark of his own to one of his clerks, the celebrated
+answer of De Sartines, a former chief of the French police,
+to one of his subordinates who asked for an increase of pay
+in the following words: 'You do not give me enough&mdash;still
+I must live!' The reply he got was: 'I do not perceive the
+necessity of that!' Now, so hard-hearted a response was
+altogether foreign to Mr. Labouchère's disposition, as he
+was a man of most excellent and generous feeling. He had,
+assuredly, without intention, fallen into the singular habit
+of speaking his mother-tongue&mdash;the French&mdash;with an almost
+English intonation, and English with a strong French accent.
+But he was most of all remarkable for the chivalric idea of
+honour in mercantile transactions, which he constantly
+evinced, and which I never, during my whole life, met with
+elsewhere, in the same degree, however numerous may have
+been the high-minded and honourable merchants with whom
+I have been thrown in contact. He fully possessed what the
+French call <i>des idées chevaleresques</i>."[<a id="chap01fn4text"></a><a href="#chap01fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In 1800 Pierre-César re-established himself for a time in
+England, whither Hope's had been temporarily transferred
+after the invasion of Holland by Pichegru. A few years
+later he became involved in an interesting and delicate
+political negotiation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In April, 1810, Napoleon, whose marriage with Marie
+Louise had filled him with peaceful aspirations, surveyed the
+world that he had conquered and decided that, for the
+moment, he had conquered enough. To consolidate his
+empire and his dependencies, peace was necessary. The
+only obstacle to peace was England&mdash;England who had never
+bowed before his eagles and only grudgingly admitted his
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P5"></a>5}</span>
+existence. Negotiation with England was imperative, but
+how to negotiate, and by what means? What had he to
+offer Mr. Pitt? A substantial argument presented itself
+in the condition of Holland. Louis Buonaparte had
+disappointed his autocratic brother as an allied sovereign, and
+it was the Emperor's intention to remove him from the Dutch
+throne and unite the whole of the Netherlands to the Empire.
+This course could not fail to be disagreeable to the English,
+who would then be flanked by the French on two sides. So
+it occurred to Napoleon that, by leaving Holland her
+independence, he would be giving England a substantial <i>quid pro
+quo</i> for the withdrawal of British troops from the Peninsula.
+Evidently, however, he could not himself directly open
+negotiations. Not only would such action lower his prestige,
+but it was doubtful whether those infernal islanders would
+consent to treat with him. The negotiations had to be
+opened by way of Holland. King Louis' Government must
+not appear in it. There were prudent men of affairs there
+who could be trusted with the delicate task. Louis was
+delighted with the idea. He would retain his estate as an
+independent sovereign, the commerce of Europe would
+once more circulate freely to the replenishment of his
+subjects' coffers, and his terrible brother's ambitions would be
+effectively circumscribed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Fouché, who, unknown to the Emperor, had already sent
+a private agent to London to discuss with the British Cabinet
+possible conditions of peace, entered enthusiastically into
+the project and designated Pierre-César as in every way the
+most suitable person to be entrusted with the affair. His
+position in the world of business as a partner of Hope in
+Amsterdam and of Baring in London was of the highest, and
+his father-in-law, Sir Francis Baring, who had been one of
+the principal directors of "John Company," was an intimate
+friend of Wellesley, the English Foreign Secretary, with
+whom he had spent some time in India.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchère was to present himself informally to Wellesley,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P6"></a>6}</span>
+not as an envoy of the King of Holland and still less as the
+mouthpiece of Napoleon, but in the names of Roell, Van
+Der Heim, and Mollerus, three Dutch statesmen who professed
+to have been initiated by their King into all the secrets
+of the French Cabinet. He was to explain to the English
+Foreign Secretary that the marriage of Napoleon had altered
+his position and had caused him to desire the peace of Europe
+as a necessary condition of the consolidation of his Empire,
+and that, in order to induce the English Government to
+abandon hostilities, he was prepared to forego his intention
+of uniting Holland to his dominions. The Dutch Cabinet,
+aware of the Emperor's views, had hastened to open informal
+communications in order at one stroke to secure the peace
+of Europe and to retain the independence of their country.
+All having been arranged, Labouchère crossed from Brielle
+to Yarmouth and posted to London on his secret mission.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As a matter of fact the moment was not well chosen for
+its success. After the retirement, on the Catholic question,
+of Grenville and Grey, who had continued the Fox-Pitt
+coalition, the old Duke of Portland, who had been Home
+Secretary in Mr. Pitt's first Government, became Prime
+Minister. He maintained his power with difficulty: Canning
+and Castlereagh, respectively Home Secretary and Foreign
+Minister, quarrelled, left the Cabinet in order to fight a duel,
+and did not return to it. Lord Chatham did not survive
+the results of the expedition to Walcheren, and shortly
+afterwards Portland himself died. Mr. Perceval and Lord
+Wellesley were the most important persons left in the Cabinet.
+Perceval, who had been Portland's Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, kissed hands as Prime Minister on December 2,
+1809, and Wellesley took the place of Bathurst as Foreign
+Secretary. Perceval was a clever lawyer and a bitter and
+prejudiced Tory; Wellesley's hereditary politics were qualified
+by suave manners, an enlightened spirit, and an unusual
+talent for clear and eloquent statement. Less passionate
+than Perceval, he had not the Prime Minister's influence
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P7"></a>7}</span>
+with the party, but he enjoyed an immense reputation in
+the country which was daily increased by the news of his
+brother's gallant deeds at the front. The position of the
+Government, in spite of their parliamentary majority, was
+not very strong. They held their power by that most
+uncertain tenure&mdash;success in arms.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The opposition, led by Grenville and Grey, rejoiced in
+the avowed favour of the Prince of Wales, whom an accident,
+such was the state of the King's health, might any day call
+to the regency, and even to the throne. The Prince had
+openly declared himself against the war, and the leaders of
+the opposition argued forcibly, in and out of season, against
+its continuance. The militarism of the country was not,
+however, to be checked in this way. The news of one victory
+outweighed much argument. But news was not always of
+victories. Forty thousand English troops had been forced
+to retire before Antwerp, with a loss of fifteen thousand from
+death and disease. This calamity more than balanced the
+victory of Talavera. Perceval stuck to his war policy with
+blind and furious determination. He no doubt felt that his
+one chance of retaining office was to do so. Wellesley, on
+the other hand, in spite of the glory won by his family
+through the war, was open to reason on the subject. He had
+already received politely Captain Fagan, a high officer in
+Condé's army, whom Fouché had sent over on his own
+responsibility to feel the way toward conditions of peace. He
+had received him politely, but had answered him evasively
+to the effect that the King's Government was by no means
+bent on continuing the war at <i>all</i> costs, but would gladly
+entertain proposals of peace if they were advanced by
+responsible, fully accredited agents and were compatible
+with the honour of the two nations. Labouchère was unable
+to get anything more definite out of him. But Wellesley,
+reserved with the French agent, opened himself more fully
+to his old friend Sir Francis Baring. To him he explained
+that no member of the Cabinet believed in Napoleon's good
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P8"></a>8}</span>
+faith. He personally saw nothing in Labouchère's mission
+but a trap laid for English public opinion by the supreme
+adventurer, and judged that nothing was to be gained by
+playing into his hand. Moreover, the Government would
+never abandon Spain to Joseph or Sicily to Murat, and
+would in no circumstances consent to the loss of Malta.
+The fullest preliminary assurances on these points were the
+<i>sine qua non</i> of any successful negotiation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sir Francis Baring, who was a sagacious man, communicated
+this conversation, together with his personal comments
+thereon, to Labouchère. It was evident, he said,
+that England had grown accustomed to the war, and would
+not abandon it except under the stress of a reverse impossible
+to predict, and that the nation would never lose all they had
+fought for in the Peninsula by yielding Spain to a Buonaparte
+prince. He suggested, without any official authority, an
+arrangement which, leaving Malta to England, would give
+Naples to Murat, Sicily to the Neapolitan Bourbons, and
+would restore Spain to Ferdinand, save for the provinces on
+the French side of the Ebro, which might be given to
+Napoleon as an indemnity for the expenses of the war.
+Convinced that nothing further was to be obtained in London,
+Labouchère returned to Holland and sent to King Louis at
+Paris the meagre results of his mission. Unfortunately,
+Napoleon was as well accustomed to war as England. As soon as
+he had received Labouchère's reply, he gave up the notion of
+using Holland as a weapon against England and determined
+to settle his affairs with his brother independently of the
+general situation. Nevertheless, he did not wish to entirely
+let fall the indirect relations on which Labouchère had
+entered with the English Cabinet, and sent him a reply to
+be transmitted through Sir Francis Baring to Lord Wellesley.
+The Emperor's reply was perhaps more statesmanlike than
+might have been expected. If England was accustomed to
+the war, the French were even more in their element on the
+battlefield. France was victorious, rich, prosperous, obliged,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P9"></a>9}</span>
+no doubt, to pay a high price for sugar and coffee, but not
+reduced to the point of doing without those luxuries. She
+could support the situation for a long time yet. If, in these
+conditions, he thought of peace, it was because in the new
+position created by his marriage with an Austrian archduchess
+he was anxious to terminate the struggle between the old
+order and the new. As for the kingdoms he had created,
+it was not to be thought that he would sacrifice any of them.
+Never would he dethrone his brothers Joseph, Murat, Louis,
+and Jerome. But the destinies of Portugal and Sicily were
+still in suspense; these two countries, Hanover, the Hanseatic
+cities, and the Spanish colonies might still be dealt with.
+In any case, it might be possible to mitigate the horrors of
+war. He had been obliged to reply by the decrees of Berlin
+and Milan to the orders-in-council issued by the British
+Cabinet, and the sea had been converted into a stage for
+violence of every description. This state of things was
+perhaps more dangerous for England than for France, since
+an Anglo-American war might easily result. If the English
+Government agreed with these appreciations they had but
+to relax their laws of blockade. France would follow suit,
+Holland and the Hanseatic towns would retain their
+independence, the sea would be opened to neutrals, the war would
+lose some of its bitterness, and, possibly, in time a complete
+understanding between the two nations might be reached.
+Such was Napoleon's, on the whole, judicious reply, and on
+these terms, and on these terms only, was Labouchère
+authorised to make any further attempts at negotiation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Napoleon counted without Fouché. That brilliant
+and unscrupulous person, who had been recently raised
+to the important Ministry of Police with the title of Duc
+d'Otrante, was a peace fanatic. In every day that the war
+continued he saw danger to the Empire. The failure of the
+Labouchère mission, in which he no doubt felt his self-love
+wounded, since he had himself indicated the envoy,
+disappointed him profoundly. He determined to bring about
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P10"></a>10}</span>
+peace himself, and relied on his success to justify himself in
+the Emperor's eyes. It would have been a dangerous thing
+to do under any government: it was a piece of insanity
+under a master so absolute, so vigilant, as Napoleon. He
+accordingly sent one Ouvrard to Amsterdam to urge Labouchère
+to reopen negotiations with the British Cabinet on
+conditions much more favourable to England than the
+Emperor had made. Labouchère naturally thought that
+Fouché once more represented Napoleon, and recommenced
+negotiations on a basis much more satisfactory to English
+policy. The basis was different indeed. According to
+Ouvrard, the Emperor would modify his views on Sicily,
+Spain, the Spanish colonies, Portugal, and Holland; he was
+earnestly desirous of peace, and he shared the hostility of the
+British Cabinet to the Americans. In order to give Labouchère
+more credit with Wellesley, Fouché offered to give up
+to him a mysterious personage called Baron Kolli, an English
+police agent, who had been visiting Valencay to arrange the
+escape of Ferdinand. Kolli had been arrested by the French
+troops who had charge of the imprisoned King. The arrest
+had been considered an important event by the Cabinet of
+St. Cloud. To all this Ouvrard added a good deal of his
+own, and Labouchère could not do otherwise than believe
+what he was told. Accordingly he reopened negotiations
+by letter with Wellesley.[<a id="chap01fn5text"></a><a href="#chap01fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the following month, Napoleon, who was making one of
+his tours of personal inspection in the Netherlands, discussed
+the Labouchère negotiations with his brother Louis at
+Antwerp. By a curious chance he had caught sight on his
+journey of Ouvrard, who was on his way from Amsterdam
+to Paris. The Emperor's promptness of mind had at once
+suggested to him that Ouvrard, who enjoyed the favour of
+Fouché and had business relations with Labouchère, was
+probably mixing himself up in what did not concern him,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P11"></a>11}</span>
+perhaps giving advice which was not wanted, or trying to
+float some speculation on the probabilities of peace. With
+the presentiment of his genius he at once forbade Labouchère
+to have any relations with Ouvrard and ordered him to send
+immediately all the correspondence that had been exchanged
+between Amsterdam and London to the King. Labouchère
+at once communicated all his own letters and those he had
+received from London.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The blow fell on June 2 at St. Cloud, where the Emperor,
+the day after his return from Holland, convoked a Council
+of Ministers to meet him. Fouché, in charge of the most
+important portfolio of the imperial Cabinet, was naturally
+present. Napoleon turned and rent him. What was
+Ouvrard doing in Holland? Had Fouché sent him there?
+Was he or was he not an accomplice of this preposterous
+intrigue? Fouché, surprised and upset by this sudden and
+unexpected attack, could find nothing better to say than
+that Ouvrard was a busybody who was always mixing himself
+up in other people's business and that it was wiser to
+pay no attention to anything he might say. The astute
+personage must indeed have been upset to attempt to "pay"
+Napoleon with such words. Ouvrard and his papers were
+at once seized, the mission being entrusted not to Fouché,
+who as Minister of the Police would naturally have received
+such an order, but to Sazary, an aide-de-camp whom the
+Emperor had made Duc de Rovigo and in whom he had
+complete confidence. Ouvrard's papers revealed at once
+the extent to which the intrigue had been pushed and of
+Fouché's complicity. The next day Fouché was dismissed
+from the Ministry of Police, where he was succeeded by
+Rovigo, and appointed Governor of Rome. When Napoleon
+had anything to do he did it quickly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He did not rest there, however. He was determined to
+get to the <i>fin fond</i> of these singular negotiations. Ouvrard,
+kept in prison, was constantly examined, and Labouchère
+was summoned to Paris and ordered to bring all the papers
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P12"></a>12}</span>
+still in his hands. It appeared, from a comparison of these
+with those already seized, that Labouchère had acted in
+perfectly good faith, and the whole responsibility rested
+with Fouché and Ouvrard. Fouché's disgrace was complete.
+As soon as the Emperor discovered the episode of the Fagan
+mission he turned once more on the luckless minister and
+demanded all the papers relative to that affair. Fouché
+replied that they were of no importance and that he had
+burned them. Napoleon, on hearing this, gave way to one
+of his appalling exhibitions of rage, took away from Fouché
+the governorship of Rome, and exiled him to Aix in Provence.
+So ended this curious affair in which Pierre-César Labouchère
+had served his country faithfully and intelligently to the
+extent which circumstances permitted. Some years later
+he was to serve his country perhaps more signally, and
+certainly more effectively.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When in 1817 France was beginning the task of reconstruction,
+the principal difficulty in the way of the ministers
+of Louis XVIII. was the very serious financial situation.
+By the treaty of November 20 of the preceding year, the
+country was pledged to pay to foreigners no less than seven
+hundred million francs in money in the course of five years,
+with an additional sum of a hundred and thirty million for
+the pay of the 150,000 foreign troops which occupied the
+country. There were also numerous debts, both at home
+and abroad, the payment of which had been guaranteed by
+the treaties of 1814 and 1815. The ordinary revenue was
+useless to meet such heavy charges, and extraordinary
+taxation, in the state of the country, would have spelt ruin.
+It was necessary to have recourse to credit. But how to
+obtain a loan? France was not in a state which could
+inspire financiers with much confidence. In these
+circumstances Messrs. Labouchère and Baring once more
+placed themselves at the service of the French Government.
+They purchased nearly twenty-seven million francs' worth
+of government five per cent. <i>rente</i>, and thus restored French
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P13"></a>13}</span>
+credit. Their action was, no doubt, not purely disinterested,
+as they bought the <i>rente</i> at an average price of 56.50 and
+obtained an interest of nine per cent. on their money. Still,
+the difficulty of the moment was to find anybody to do it
+at any price.[<a id="chap01fn6text"></a><a href="#chap01fn6">6</a>] A private journal of the period, kept by the
+husband of a niece of Sir Francis Baring, consequently a
+first cousin by marriage of Mme. Pierre-César Labouchère,
+gives the following account of the transaction:[<a id="chap01fn7text"></a><a href="#chap01fn7">7</a>] "The
+'Alliance Loan' of the Barings at Paris in 1816 probably
+doubled his (Pierre-César's) fortune, and he soon after
+quitted business, and settled altogether in England, living
+at Hylands, a property he bought in Essex, and in Hamilton
+Place, where his home was frequented by many distinguished
+people and diplomatists."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two sons were born to Pierre-César and Dorothy Labouchère.
+The elder, Henry, was born in 1798, and made for
+himself a social and political career of decided distinction,
+as a Whig of the old school, a certain primness and
+conventionality of character enabling him to perform the part
+successfully in private as in public life. He took a first-class
+in classics at Oxford, and in 1832 found himself a Lord
+of the Admiralty. He became subsequently Vice-President
+of the Board of Trade, Under-Secretary to the Colonies,
+President of the Board of Trade, Chief Secretary of Ireland,
+Secretary of State for the Colonies, and was raised to the
+peerage in 1859, when he assumed the title of Baron Taunton,
+choosing the name of the borough he had represented in
+Parliament for thirty years. It was at Taunton in 1835
+that he opposed and defeated Dizzy by a majority of a
+hundred and seventy, when, on his appointment as Master
+of the Mint under Lord Melbourne, he offered himself to
+his constituents for re-election. His primness and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P14"></a>14}</span>
+conventionality found on this occasion an admirable foil in the
+manner and appearance of his opponent, who was "very
+showily attired in a bottle-green frock coat, a waistcoat of
+the most extravagant pattern, the front of which was almost
+covered with glittering chains, and in fancy pattern
+pantaloons." The judicious electors of Taunton preferred
+Mr. Labouchere's more solid qualities.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Taunton died very suddenly on July 13, 1869. He
+was twice married, first to Frances, daughter of Sir Thomas
+Baring,[<a id="chap01fn8text"></a><a href="#chap01fn8">8</a>] and secondly to Lady Mary Howard, a daughter of
+Lord Carlisle. He left no sons. Consequently the bulk
+of his fortune descended to his brother John Labouchere's
+eldest son Henry, the future member for Northampton and
+editor of <i>Truth</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The younger Henry Labouchere's earliest recollections
+carried him back to his childish visits to his grandfather in
+Hamilton Place, where Prince Talleyrand, then Ambassador
+to the Court of St. James (1830-34), was a frequent visitor.
+"I have always taken a special interest in Talleyrand," he
+wrote when he was sixty, "because he gave me when a child
+a very gorgeous box of dominoes."[<a id="chap01fn9text"></a><a href="#chap01fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The elder Henry Labouchere does not seem at first sight
+to have shared any traits with his nephew and namesake.
+The only point on which they may be said to have agreed
+was their love for America. Lord Taunton as a young man
+travelled much in the United States with Lord Derby, and
+he had important business interests there as well as in South
+America, arising out of the commercial enterprises of the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P15"></a>15}</span>
+house of Hope. He acquired in the course of his travels a
+strong liking for American institutions and a genuine affection
+for the American people, a feeling which, as we shall see,
+was shared by his nephew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. John Labouchere predeceased Lord Taunton by six
+years, and it was often presumed by persons who knew the
+family but slightly that the younger Henry Labouchere was
+the son of Lord Taunton, which mistake gave the young wit
+the opportunity of making one of his best-known repartees.
+On one occasion a gentleman, to whom Henry was introduced
+for the first time, opened the conversation by remarking:
+"I have just heard your father make an admirable speech
+in the House of Lords." "The House of Lords!" replied
+Mr. Labouchere, assuming an air of intense interest, "well,
+I always <i>have</i> wondered where my father went to when he
+died."
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn1text">1</a>] Presumably Uncle Pierre had conformed and stuck to it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn2text">2</a>] The portraits of Pierre-César Labouchère
+and Dorothy his wife, now in
+my possession, were then at Farnham Castle,
+and Mr. Baring was visiting
+my father, the then Bishop of Winchester,
+when he related to me this anecdote
+of my great-grandparents.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn3text">3</a>] The story is confirmed by the
+Hon. Francis Henry Baring. Mr. F. H. Baring
+was told it by the late Thomas Charles Baring,
+M.P., the son of the
+Bishop of Durham. Mr. T. C. Baring
+was for many years a partner in Baring
+Bros., where he probably heard the story.
+Sir Henry Lucy, in his <i>More Passages
+by the Way</i>, mentions that Mr. Labouchere himself believed the story
+to be true.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn4text">4</a>] Vincent Nolte, <i>Fifty Years in Both Hemispheres</i>.
+American translation, 1854.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn5text">5</a>] Thiers, <i>Histoire du Consulat et de l'Empire</i>;
+Louis Madelin, <i>Fouché</i>. See
+also <i>Times</i>, March 16, 1811, for the English account.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn6text">6</a>] <i>Histoire de Mon Temps: Mémoires du Chancelier Pasquier</i>,
+publiées par le Duc d'Audriffet-Pasquier, 1789-1830.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn7text">7</a>] The journal was written by Mr. T. L. Mallet,
+who married Lucy, daughter
+of Charles Baring. I am indebted for the
+extract to Lord Northbrook.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn8text">8</a>] Yet another link between the Laboucheres
+and the Barings was forged
+by the marriage, in 1837, of Lady Taunton's sister,
+Emily Baring, to Mrs. John
+Labouchere's brother, the Rev. William Maxwell Du Pre.
+His sister, Caroline
+Du Pre, became the wife of the Rev. Spenser Thornton,
+who was a grandson
+of Godfrey Thornton by Jane his wife,
+a daughter of an influential director
+of the French hospital, Stephen Peter Godin,
+whose family note-book was
+published in the January number of the <i>Genealogist</i>
+(<i>The Labouchère Pedigree</i>,
+by Henry Wagner, F.S.A., 1913).
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap01fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap01fn9text">9</a>] <i>Truth</i>, March 19, 1891.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap02"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P16"></a>16}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER II
+<br><br>
+CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1831-1853)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Peter Labouchere,[<a id="chap02fn1text"></a><a href="#chap02fn1">1</a>] the younger son of
+Pierre-César Labouchère, was a partner in the firm
+of Hope at Amsterdam, and, later, a partner in the bank of
+Williams, Deacon, Thornton, and Labouchere. He married
+Mary Louisa Du Pre,[<a id="chap02fn2text"></a><a href="#chap02fn2">2</a>] second daughter of Mr. James Du
+Pre of Wilton Park in Buckinghamshire, and granddaughter
+of Sir William Maxwell of Monteith, by whom he had a
+family of three sons and six daughters, of whom one son and
+four daughters are still living. He was the owner of Broome
+Hall in Surrey, and his town house was at 16 Portland Place.
+He was an extremely religious man and well known for his
+charitable and philanthropic labours. At one period his
+elder brother, Lord Taunton, then Mr. Henry Labouchere,
+also had a house in Portland Place, and he used to relate that
+he was constantly pestered by persons confusing him with
+his brother the banker, who called to ask for his help and
+patronage with regard to various evangelical enterprises.
+It was his habit to reply to them: "You have made a mistake,
+sir; the good Mr. Labouchere lives at No. 16."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Henry Du Pre, the eldest son of John Labouchere, was
+born at 16 Portland Place on November 9, 1831. His
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P17"></a>17}</span>
+education, had he been a docile pupil, would, according to
+his father's wishes, have been that of a conventional English
+boy with some reasonable expectations of a fine career in
+the financial or the diplomatic world, into either of which he
+had an easy <i>entrée</i> through the influence of the Labouchere
+family. But he displayed, at the very beginning of his
+career, a curious and original character, which did not seem
+to follow easily any of the known paths of learning marked
+out for the youth of his period. The earliest repartee
+recorded of him was made to the headmaster of the private
+school to which he was sent at the age of six. Before breakfast,
+the morning after his arrival, the new boys were placed
+in a row, and asked whether they had all washed their teeth.
+One by one they answered in the affirmative, until came the
+turn of Henry. "No," he answered firmly. "And pray
+why not?" wound up the master indignantly, after a long
+lecture on the enormity of the crime of neglecting the
+cleanliness of the teeth. "Because I haven't got any," smiled
+Henry suddenly. He was just at the stage of changing his
+baby teeth, and his toothless gums were displayed for the
+full benefit of the discomfited moralist.[<a id="chap02fn3text"></a><a href="#chap02fn3">3</a>] Nearly fifty years
+later Labouchere published the following account of his
+school-days:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"When I was a boy I was sent to a school which was kept
+by one of the most ill-conditioned ruffians that ever wielded
+a cane. He used to suffer from lumbago (this was my only
+consolation), and would crawl on his hands and knees into
+the schoolroom; then he would rear up and commence caning
+a few boys, merely, I truly believe, from a notion that the
+exercise would be beneficial to his muscles. The man was
+ignorant, brutal, mean, and cruel, and yet his school somehow
+had a reputation as an excellent one&mdash;mainly, I suspect,
+because he had the effrontery to charge a high price for the
+privilege of being at it."[<a id="chap02fn4text"></a><a href="#chap02fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P18"></a>18}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He went to Eton in the September of 1844, and was
+entered at the house of Edward Balston, who afterwards
+became headmaster. Dr. Hawtrey, whose classical teaching
+has been described as "more picturesque than useful," was
+headmaster during the three years and a half that Henry
+Labouchere was at the school. The boy seems to have been
+a fairly idle scholar, and nothing remarkable in the way of a
+sportsman. He was exceedingly small for his age and, in
+consequence, a light weight, so that he was much in request
+on summer afternoons as a "cox." Among his contemporaries
+at Eton were the late Lord Avebury, the late Sir
+George Tryon, Lord Roberts, the late Sir Arthur Blackwood,
+Sir Algernon West, and Lord Welby. Lord Welby recollects
+that he had, even in his Eton days, the dry, cynical manner
+and original mode of verbal expression which, later on,
+marked him out from his fellows.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere fell under a suspicion of bullying whilst at
+Balston's, and the consequences he was forced to undergo are
+interesting as illustrative of the Eton justice of the forties.
+He was in the fifth form, and the elder boys of his house
+summoned the captain of the lower boys, one Barton, who
+was a good deal bigger than Labouchere, to fight him in the
+house. Barton had no quarrel on his own account with
+Labouchere&mdash;it was a case of representative justice. The
+fight was arranged to take place in one of the rooms after
+tea, it being the uncomfortable practice in those days always
+to fight after a meal. Labouchere and Barton punched
+away at each other for an hour or so, until the big boys went
+down to supper, when they were allowed to rest. After the
+elders had supped, the fight was renewed until Labouchere
+succumbed. However, it was generally allowed that he had
+made a good show before a bigger man than himself. The
+next day the eyes of the combatants were bunged up, their
+noses swollen to bottle size, and their complexions coloured
+bright blue and green with bruises. They could not go into
+school. Balston was obliged to take notice of what had
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P19"></a>19}</span>
+happened, which he did with well-simulated indignation, and,
+when they were able to return to school, reported them to
+Hawtrey, who "swished" them both.[<a id="chap02fn5text"></a><a href="#chap02fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another contemporary of Mr. Labouchere's at Eton, the
+late Frederick Morton Eden, related a story about him at a
+dinner given to him some years ago, as the senior "Old
+Etonian," in the School Hall of the College. Whilst the old
+chapel was being restored, a temporary chapel of wood and
+iron was run up. The corrugated iron roof made the heat
+intolerable during the summer months, so Labouchere hit
+upon a plan to put a stop to the nuisance of "chapel in the
+shanty." One boy was to pretend to faint and four others
+were to carry him out. A fifth was to follow bearing the
+hats of the performers. The plan worked admirably. The
+service was brought to a temporary stop and the boys, as
+soon as they were outside, scampered merrily off and
+procured some agreeable refreshment. The repetition of this
+comedy, of course, aroused the suspicion of the masters, but
+nevertheless, like many of Labouchere's intrigues in later
+life, it produced eventually the desired effect. There was
+no more chapel during the hot weather until the restoration
+of the old chapel was complete.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A reminiscence of his Eton days that Mr. Labouchere
+was fond of relating has already found its way into print,
+but will bear repetition, as all may not have read it. One
+day, his store of pocket-money being at high-water mark, he
+conceived the notion of doing the man about town for an
+hour or two; so, having dressed himself with scrupulous care,
+he sallied forth, and, entering the best hotel in the place,
+engaged a private room, and in a lordly manner ordered a
+bowl of punch. The waiter stared but brought the liquor,
+and went away. The boy, having tasted it, found it
+horrible. He promptly poured it into the lower compartment
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P20"></a>20}</span>
+of an antique oak sideboard. He waited a little to see
+whether it would run out on to the carpet. Luckily the
+drawer was watertight, and Labouchere rang the bell again
+and proudly ordered from the amazed waiter a second bowl
+of punch. He poured this also into the oak sideboard, and
+in a few minutes rang for the bill, tipped the waiter majestically,
+and swaggered out of the hotel, quite satisfied that he
+had won the admiration and respect of the whole staff.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the Christmas half of 1847, Labouchere left Eton.
+He was then in his seventeenth year, and, before going to
+the university, it was thought advisable to place him for a
+year or two with a private tutor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is interesting, before we leave Labouchere's Etonian
+career, to record his views on fagging, that venerable
+institution, which is generally considered by Englishmen to have
+contributed so largely towards their superiority to the rest
+of mankind. "When I was at Eton," he wrote, "fags thought
+that all was fair in regard to their masters. I had a master
+who used to send me every morning to a farmhouse to get
+him cream for his breakfast. On my return I invariably
+added a trifle of my milk to the cream and thickened my
+milk with an infusion of my master's cream. Thus, by the
+light of that revenge, which Lord Bacon calls a 'rude sense
+of justice,' I anticipated the watering process which has
+been practised by so many public companies. Sometimes
+he would have jugged hare. These occasions were my grand
+opportunity, and, unknown to him, I used to pour out into
+my own slop basin a portion of the savoury mess, and conceal
+the deficit by an addition of pure water. Fagging in fact,
+is productive of more evil to the fag than the fagger. The
+former learns all the tricks and dodges of the slave."[<a id="chap02fn6text"></a><a href="#chap02fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere's matured judgment of Dr. Hawtrey was
+expressed as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Dr. Hawtrey was the headmaster when I was at Eton. He was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P21"></a>21}</span>
+an amiable and kindly man and a fine gentleman. He probably
+flogged about twenty boys every day, on an average. He did
+it with exquisite politeness, and, except on rare occasions, the
+whole thing was a farce. Four cuts were the ordinary application,
+and ten cuts were never exceeded. The proceedings took
+place in public, and any boy who had a taste for the thing might
+be a spectator. If the victim flinched there was a howl of
+execration. Far from objecting to this, the doctor approved of it.
+I remember once that a boy fell on his knees, and implored him
+to spare him. "I shall not condescend to flog you, but I leave
+you to your young friends," said the doctor. I happened to be
+one of the young friends, and I remember aiding in kicking the
+boy round the quadrangle for about half an hour.[<a id="chap02fn7text"></a><a href="#chap02fn7">7</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The reflections of boys on the education to which they
+have been subjected are remarkably interesting, because
+they are so exceedingly rare. We have Rousseau's criticism
+of his upbringing, but it was penned when youth was behind,
+and it is tinged with an affectation of intellectual
+detachment and middle-aged self-consciousness which robs it of
+the spontaneity which would be its only recommendation.
+St. Augustine, when he wrote his confessions, knew far too
+much to be able to write with simple sincerity of his foolish
+youth. Labouchere's early note-books, unlike these masterpieces,
+possess the uncommon value of being youth's judgments
+upon youth, written with all the hardy ingenuousness
+of a clever boy, who was, besides being clever, extremely
+young for his age.[<a id="chap02fn8text"></a><a href="#chap02fn8">8</a>] About the period of his life which has
+been described Labouchere wrote, at the age of twenty-one:
+"I will give ... an outline of my life, and the different
+courses that led to my discovery of early wisdom. I went
+through the usual numbers of schools, by which I learnt that
+an English education, for the time and money that it
+consumes, is the worst that the world has yet produced. One
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P22"></a>22}</span>
+clergyman alone of all my masters knew how to teach. His
+conduct was perfectly arbitrary, and he gave no reason for
+it&mdash;while, in the several branches of learning, his pupils
+either made rapid progress or left his house. My acquaintance
+with him was of short duration. He insisted on my
+teaching in an infant school on Sunday, or leaving his house&mdash;and
+I foolishly preferred the latter. I was then too young to
+go to college, so I was transferred to a clergyman in Norfolk,
+the very antipodes of my former master. Here I amused
+myself, and was flattered for a year or two, and then went to
+the university."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In February, 1850, he went up to Trinity College,
+Cambridge. His tutor was Mr. Cooper. In his note-book
+describing the university period of his career Labouchere
+wrote: "My father sent me to college, where, instead of
+improving my mind (for manners, I own, must be bad to be
+improved by such a place), I diligently attended the
+race-course at Newmarket. I had a general idea that here (at
+the university) I should astonish the world by my talents&mdash;I
+attended no lectures, as I considered myself too clever to
+undergo the drudgery. I considered myself&mdash;on what
+grounds God knows&mdash;an orator and a poet. I went to the
+Debating Society and commenced a speech in favour of the
+regicides, but, to my astonishment, entirely broke down.
+To my equal astonishment, upon writing the first line of a
+prize poem, I found it impossible to find a second. To
+become known in the university was my ambition&mdash;my short
+cuts to fame had failed&mdash;it never entered my head to apply
+myself really to study, so, in default of a better method, I
+resolved to distinguish myself by my bets on horse-races. I
+diligently attended every meeting at Newmarket and spent the
+evenings in a tavern, where the sporting students and sporting
+tradesmen assembled to gamble. At the end of two years I
+had lost about £6000, and I owed to most of my sporting
+friends.... Upon a dispute with the College authorities my
+degree was deferred for two years, and I left the University."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P23"></a>23}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So many incorrect versions of Labouchere's dispute with
+the university have been given in various newspaper
+biographical notices at different times that a short account of
+what actually did happen will not be out of place here.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A court was held on April 2, 1852, at King's Lodge, to
+hear a complaint brought by the proproctor, Mr. Barnard
+Smith, against Henry Labouchere for having sent to various
+university officers a printed paper, signed by himself,
+imputing unfair conduct to Mr. Barnard Smith towards himself
+whilst in the Senate House during an examination.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What happened at the Senate House is best told in
+Labouchere's own words. I quote the printed letter which
+he sent to the university officers, and which was the cause
+of his leaving Cambridge before he took his degree.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The undersigned went into the Senate House for the previous
+Examination on Monday last, and had not been there long before
+he was painfully surprised by the suspicions of one of the
+proproctors, the Rev. Mr. Barnard Smith of St. Peter's College.
+This gentleman, from the beginning of the Examination,
+continued to watch the undersigned in so marked a manner as not
+only to be noticed by himself but by other members of the
+University, under examination, who sat near him. The undersigned
+felt much distressed at this special surveillance. He had
+done nothing to deserve suspicion of being likely to resort to any
+unworthy practices in the Senate House, and the knowledge that
+he was thus subject to what he felt to be little short of a direct
+personal insult hindered his giving undivided attention to the
+examination questions which he had to answer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Notwithstanding this discouragement, the undersigned sent
+in his answers, which he has since been assured by one of the
+Examiners were satisfactory....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the day following (Tuesday), having nearly answered all
+the questions, the undersigned was stopped by the
+Rev. Mr. B. S. and charged with mal-practices
+in the Examination, of which
+he was not guilty.
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+After a short inquiry, during which it was ascertained
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P24"></a>24}</span>
+that Labouchere had been guilty of writing the above letter,
+the court delivered the following sentence: "The court being
+of opinion that the charge has been fully proved, and that
+the conduct of Mr. Labouchere has been highly reprehensible
+and injurious to the character and discipline of the
+University, sentences Henry Labouchere to be admonished and
+suspended from his degree for two years." In the course
+of the inquiry, Labouchere defended himself with great
+ability, though unsuccessfully.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I give his defence verbatim, as the detail with which he
+gave it is the best possible account of the circumstances
+which led up to his insubordinate act:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The whole business seems so indefinite that it is almost impossible
+to offer a defence. I am convened before the Vice-Chancellor
+for sending a printed notice to the Examiners and for bringing
+a charge against Mr. Barnard Smith. But what my copying or
+not copying in the Senate House has to do with it, it is difficult
+to say. But, as my copying has been brought forward and is
+supposed to bear on the subject, I am happy to have an opportunity
+of disproving it. Mr. Fenwick, on being asked, brought
+forward 3 charges why I was sent out of the Senate House:
+first, for having a paper concealed which I refused to give to the
+Examiners; secondly, for asserting that the paper had nothing
+to do with the Examination; and thirdly, for owning that it had.
+Mr. Fenwick (who it appears had the direction of the case) made
+no further charge. Mr. Barnard Smith now brings an entirely
+different charge, which is that I slipped a piece of paper into my
+pocket, and that he imagines he saw me do so. Why he didn't
+stop me at the time he does not say. Now all the Examiners
+who had been examined here to-day, except Mr. Latham, say
+that from my general conduct I was suspected of copying on
+Monday. Mr. Fenwick, however, is more particular, and says
+that my position excited suspicion. Mr. Woollaston says that
+I did not appear to be occupied with the Examination. So that
+what my general conduct was is explained. Having partly
+finished 10 questions in the Scripture history, I, more as a rest
+than anything else, wrote a note to a friend asking him how he
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P25"></a>25}</span>
+had got on, and mentioned that I had just given a long answer
+to the 10th question: I added, "I suppose the Shunamite woman
+was the person whose son was struck with the sun." While
+reading this note to myself, I saw Mr. Barnard Smith coming
+towards me; upon which I threw it away as far as possible; and
+upon his asserting that he had seen a paper in my hands I said
+that he had, but that I had no crib, nor had I in any way copied,
+that it was a note having nothing to do with the Examination.
+Not being in the habit of having my word questioned I saw no
+reason for producing it. Mr. Barnard Smith, however, thought
+differently; and, as the Examiners agreed with him, upon demanding
+its production I said that I had thrown it away, and it was
+probably somewhere on the ground. Having looked close by
+and not perceived it, I told Mr. Fenwick that I didn't see it.
+Mr. Fenwick, on this, ordered me to look for it, in a manner so
+offensive, that I took no further trouble about the matter. I then
+told the Examiners that, if they wished to know what was in the
+note, there was a question about the Shunamite woman, and
+told them I had just finished the answer to that question. I
+then gave up my papers and left the Senate House. The inference
+I believe drawn from the last two charges is that I told a lie.
+Upon this point any person may form his own opinion. I
+am asked whether I had a paper. The paper is by that time
+thrown away. I answered that I had. Had I denied it there
+would have been no evidence, and the matter would probably
+have dropped.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+According to the Examiner I had first said the paper had
+nothing to do with the Examination, and then, finding that the
+paper is not produced, tell them that the paper had to do with
+the Examination. I simply stated what it contained and should
+not have told a lie against myself. The fact was, not seeing the
+paper, and considering that Mr. Fenwick had ordered me to look
+for it in rather an offensive way, I told them what it contained.
+I had finished the Examination question at the time, and the
+question in the note was not put in with any desire to know
+whether it was right or wrong. I simply put in that I supposed
+it was right more for something to say than for anything else.
+But I certainly did not consider it had anything to do with the
+Examination in the way which Mr. Barnard Smith meant.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P26"></a>26}</span>
+With respect to Mr. Barnard Smith's impression that I slipped
+a piece of paper into my pocket, I wish that he had said so at
+the time, that I might have disproved it. I can only say now
+that there is a sufficient internal evidence in my answers to show
+that I didn't obtain assistance from any notes, as I had a general
+knowledge of the subject, and confined myself to general facts.
+After having been dismissed from the Senate House, and having,
+in vain, challenged an investigation before the Vice-Chancellor,
+as I understood the Examiners openly asserted that I had told a
+lie, I sent a circular to them denying the charge. I did this,
+lest at any time hereafter, such an action should be brought to
+my charge, and also that it had been unrefuted. I have now
+denied the charge, and for their individual opinion I care little.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The court asked, at this point, if Mr. Labouchere
+deliberately wished these words to be recorded: he said "Yes"
+and then went on with his defence:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But, as in their office of Examiners they had unjustly asserted
+that I told a lie, I did my duty in openly denying it. I mean to
+say that I sent this circular to the Examiners in their public
+capacity and not as private individuals. I sent it to justify
+myself from a charge which I consider unjust, and upon which
+I could not obtain an investigation.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The immediate reflection that presents itself to the mind
+of any one who knew Labouchere well and who studies his
+defence is that it is curious that it should have been over a
+Scripture History paper that he was suspected of cribbing,
+for, thanks to his early evangelical training and his innate
+love of his Bible, Labouchere was almost phenomenally
+proficient in Scripture knowledge. He quoted the Bible,
+and rarely incorrectly, on every occasion&mdash;in his parliamentary
+speeches, in his journalistic articles, and in private
+conversation&mdash;and he could, invariably, if questioned, give
+chapter and verse for the verification of his quotation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two anecdotes have frequently been given in the press
+about Labouchere's alleged cribbing at Cambridge. I never
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P27"></a>27}</span>
+heard him relate them himself, and they are probably legends
+of the kind that are born in the journalist's brain whilst he
+is racking it for copy in the shape of anecdotic detail. The
+first is that his academic career terminated abruptly because
+he had made a bet with another undergraduate that he
+would crib in his Little Go examination without being caught,
+and that when caught he accused the examiner of being in
+collusion with the other party to the bet. The other is that
+during the examination he was observed to be frequently
+looking at something concealed beneath a sheet of blotting-paper.
+On being asked to produce it, Labouchere refused.
+But, when obliged to do so, it was found that the concealed
+object was the photograph of a popular variety artiste, whose
+bright eyes, he asserted, stimulated him to persevere in his
+academic efforts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are, of course, any number of popular anecdotes of
+Labouchere's university days. A good one is the following.
+On one occasion, having taken French leave to London, he
+was unexpectedly confronted one morning in the Strand by
+his father, who looked extremely annoyed to see the youth
+there, when he imagined him to be occupied with his studies.
+Henry's wits as usual were on the alert. He returned his
+father's cold greeting with a surprised stare. "I beg your
+pardon, sir," he said, "I think you have made a mistake.
+I have not the honour of your acquaintance." He pushed
+by and was lost in the crowd. Rapidly consulting his watch,
+he found he could, by running, just catch a train for
+Cambridge. He did so, and what he had foreseen happened.
+Mr. Labouchere, senior, after having accomplished the
+business he was about, took the next train for Cambridge. On
+reaching the university he was ushered into his son's study,
+where he found him absorbed in work. He made no reference
+to his rencontre in the Strand, being persuaded that it
+must have been a hallucination.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another story relates how he used to go about in a very
+ragged gown. One day the Master of Trinity, Whewell,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P28"></a>28}</span>
+came across him and said, "Is that a proper academic
+costume, Mr. Labouchere?" "Really, sir, I must refer you
+to my tailor," was the reply.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere continues in his note-book to describe, with
+naïve minuteness of detail, his search for wisdom after he
+left the university. "With great liberality," he wrote, "my
+father paid my debts, and advised my return home. My
+family ... was religious, and, finding my father's house
+dull, I had accustomed myself to live at a tavern in Covent
+Garden.... After remaining there for two or three weeks,
+I used to return home, and leave it indefinite from where I
+had come. Until my leaving College and the payment of
+my debts by my father, I had kept up an appearance of
+respectability at home. Now, however, I threw off all
+restraint, and openly lived at my tavern for about two
+months, during which I lost several hundred pounds at hells
+and casinos."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The tavern which Labouchere frequented at this period
+was far from being the haunt of vice which, with the gloomy
+sternness of moralising youth, he wished to depict it. It
+was a species of night club, known as Evans', and was the
+resort of all literary and artistic London. It constantly
+figures in Thackeray's novels and other books of the period
+as a place of Bohemian rendezvous and the scene of a good
+deal of rough-and-tumble jollity. The house, of which it
+formed the cellar, had once been the home of Sir Kenelm
+Digby. Above the tavern, or "Cave of Harmony" as
+Thackeray called it, was the hotel in which Labouchere had
+his rooms. In later years, that is to say in the later fifties
+and early sixties, the popularity of this place of conviviality
+increased so much that it was found necessary to pull down
+the little room where Labouchere used to listen every night
+to the singing of more or less rowdy songs, and build on its
+site a vast concert-room, with an annexe, consisting of a
+comfortable hall, hung with theatrical portraits, where
+conversation could be carried on. There was a private
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P29"></a>29}</span>
+supper-room in the grill, and this annexe became a popular
+resort for men about town. Some of the smartest talk in
+London was to be heard at Evans', for it numbered among
+its patrons such wits as Douglas Jerrold, Thackeray, Lionel
+Lawson, Edmund Yates, Augustus Sala, Serjeant Ballantine,
+John Leech, Serjeant Murphy&mdash;and Henry Labouchere.
+The presiding spirit of the establishment was a great friend
+of Labouchere's. He acted as head waiter and was known
+as Paddy Green. He had commenced his career as a chorus-singer
+at the Adelphi Theatre, and had won for himself in
+all classes of society an immense popularity on account of
+his courtesy and unfailing good-humour. The prosperity of
+Evans' only waned when the modern music-halls, where
+women formed the larger part of the audience, became the
+fashion.[<a id="chap02fn9text"></a><a href="#chap02fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From the superior point of view of the maturity of
+twenty-one, Labouchere was inclined to survey, with an eye
+of undue severity, the follies he committed at the age of
+nineteen. He wrote: "Whenever I entered into conversation
+with any person, I introduced the subject of gambling,
+and boasted of sums I had lost, which I appeared to consider,
+instead of a disgrace, a subject on which I might justly
+pride myself. During this period I believe I had a general
+wish to elevate myself to some higher position, as, while
+passing my days and nights in profligacy, my chief study was
+Dr. Johnson's <i>Life</i> and Lord Chesterfield's <i>Letters to his
+Son</i>." And again: "Inflated with conceit I imagined myself equal
+to cope with all mankind. In society I was awkward, and
+therefore sought the society of my inferiors, while I
+endeavoured to delude myself with the notion that I was a
+species of socialist and that all men were equal. Conversation,
+properly so-called, I had none. I could argue any
+subject, but not converse&mdash;my manners were boorish&mdash;I had
+never learnt to dance, so I seldom entered a ball-room, or if
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P30"></a>30}</span>
+there, I pretended to despise the amusement, as I never
+owned myself incapable of anything. If I entered a
+drawing-room, I either held myself aloof from the company, or I
+argued some subject by the hour with my neighbour. In
+fact, in manners I was an <i>outré</i> specimen of an uncultivated
+English young man&mdash;the most detestable yahoo in creation."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He continues: "From my tavern I was again rescued by
+my father, who sent me abroad under the guidance of a
+species of Mentor, who was, unfortunately, totally unfitted
+for his task. Three days after leaving England we arrived at
+Wiesbaden, where there are public gaming tables. Here I
+felt myself at home, and the first day gained about £150. My
+Mentor, who was going to the hotel, offered to carry the
+money I had won, and give it back to me the next day.
+The next morning, however, on my asking for it, he refused
+to return it unless I promised not to play while at Wiesbaden.
+After my father had so often paid large sums for me, in
+gratitude I ought to have yielded. This, however, I refused
+to do, but remained two months at Wiesbaden, while my
+Mentor continued his travels. At last it was agreed that I
+should meet him at Paris, and there receive my money,
+where, I need not add, in a few days it was spent."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some of Mr. Labouchere's most interesting articles in
+<i>Truth</i> in after years were the ones he was in the habit of
+writing, when he was on his summer holiday, describing the
+various resorts he visited, and he was always eager to recall
+reminiscences of his boyhood when he found himself at a
+place he had passed through in his youth. He wrote from
+Wiesbaden in 1890:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+German watering-places are dull places now that the gambling
+at them has been abolished, and even those who did not play
+at their tables have discovered this. I am at Wiesbaden. When
+a jade repents of her ways and takes to propriety, she is little
+given to overdo respectability. So it is with this and other
+examples of roulette and <i>trente et quarante</i>. The respectability
+of the Wiesbaden of to-day is positively oppressive. Its devotion
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P31"></a>31}</span>
+weighs upon the spirit. I remember being here nearly
+forty years ago. I was then a lad travelling on the continent
+with a bear-leader to enlarge my experience. The bear-leader
+and I never could quite agree what spot would prove the most
+improving. He wished to study still nature, I wished to study
+human nature. So, like Abram and Lot, we generally separated.
+He betook himself to the Carpathian Mountains, I sojourned
+here. Wiesbaden was then cosmopolitan. The tag-rag and
+bobtail of all nations resorted to it, and, if all of them were not
+quite <i>sans reproche</i>, they were all pleasant enough in their way.
+There was a vague notion that, somewhere or other, there were
+waters, but, where precisely they were, and what they cured,
+very few knew. The Kursaal was the centre of attraction, with
+its roulette and its <i>trente et quarante</i>.[<a id="chap02fn10text"></a><a href="#chap02fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+From Paris, Labouchere and his tutor returned to
+England, and, after a month passed at Broome Hall with
+occasional visits to his beloved Evans', it was arranged that
+he should make a trip to South America, where his family
+had had for many years very important commercial interests
+and could give him some respectable introductions. He
+noted his impressions of his journey and arrival in America
+in the most approved early Victorian guide-book manner,
+but, in spite of an apparent effort to be, at the same time,
+both stilted and elegant in style, his natural originality
+peeps out here and there:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"On the 2nd of November, 1852, in the steam packet
+<i>Orinoco</i>, I set sail, or rather set steam, from England. For
+the first ten days I remained in bed in all the agonies of
+seasickness. Some persons, particularly poets, find some
+pleasure in a voyage, but I confess the <i>nil nisi pontus et aer</i>
+is to me the most distasteful sight in creation, especially
+when the <i>pontus</i> is rough. The passengers were chiefly
+Spaniards to Havana and Germans who were going to
+'improve their prospects'&mdash;how I have no idea, but, from the
+appearance of the gentlemen, they might have done so
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P32"></a>32}</span>
+without becoming millionaires. At nine we breakfasted, at
+twelve lunched, at four dined, and at seven tea'd. The rest
+of the day was passed on deck. Through storm and sunshine
+the majority of the foreigners played at bull, a species
+of marine quoits. The ladies always knitted, and the
+English read Dickens' <i>Household Words</i>. In the evening
+there was dancing. There was an unfortunate devil of a
+mulatto on board who offended the prejudices of the planters
+by dancing with the white ladies. 'Why,' they said, 'that
+fellow ought to be put up to auction unless anybody owns
+him.' In eating and these interesting diversions the day
+passed. The only incident that enlivened the voyage was,
+that one night the Germans had an immense bowl of punch
+brewed (I wish I had the recipe of that said punch, for a
+better brew I never tasted) and sang sentimental songs. One
+German went round and informed the English they were
+going to drink to <i>die</i> King of England, and, amid immense
+applause, they bawled out 'Gott save <i>die</i> Queen.' As the
+punch got to their heads the songs became more sentimental.
+A Bonn student seized the bowl, and wished to drink it to
+the Fatherland, when another, who saw no reason why the
+Bonn gentleman should consecrate the whole to his patriotism,
+knocked him down. This was the signal for a general row.
+Some were sick, some sang, while a little Jew, who, before,
+I had considered a steward, enlivened the scene by dancing
+about in his night-shirt. On coming up the next morning I
+found the Bonn student offering generally to fight a duel with
+any person who asserted he had misbehaved himself. As no
+one was valorous enough to do so, the student retired into
+'bull.' At St. Thomas we changed steamers and almost died
+of heat. The mulatto turned out very smart, which excited
+the ire of one of the planters, who said, 'Look at that fellow
+with a new coat, he ought to be diving about naked for
+half-pence in the water.' Decency, however, forbade the
+mulatto taking the kindly meant advice. Ten days after
+leaving St. Thomas we arrived at Vera Cruz. I ought to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P33"></a>33}</span>
+have felt some sort of enthusiasm on first seeing America,
+but a mosquito had stung me in the eye, so that I saw it
+under difficulties; indeed, a person must possess a large
+amount of enthusiasm to be aroused into any outward
+display by the sandbanks and plaguish-looking shore of Vera
+Cruz. I had a letter to a merchant, who most hospitably
+entertained me at his house, where I spent two days bathing
+my eye in hot water. On the third day, in company with
+some friends, we left for Mexico in the diligence. In a
+European town we should have created some excitement
+marching to the coach office, each armed with guns, swords,
+and revolvers <i>ad libitum</i>. Here, however, no one even
+stopped to look at our martial appearance. At the diligence
+office we had a preliminary taste of the pleasure of travelling
+in Mexico&mdash;travellers are only allowed 25 lbs. of luggage, and
+as every person's portmanteau weighed twice as much, the
+clerk refused to allow any to go. While my companions were
+haranguing inside I slipped my portmanteau, which was far
+the largest, under the coachman's seat, and a dollar into his
+hand. During the journey I was looked upon as a villain
+by my fellow-passengers, because each thought that, if I had
+not existed, their traps would have taken the place of mine.
+Their position was certainly uncomfortable&mdash;their sole
+luggage was in their hands, consisting chiefly, as it appeared
+to me, of tooth-brushes which they had taken out of their
+trunks. It was four in the evening when we started. For
+several leagues the carriage was pulled along a railway by
+mules. This comfortable method of travelling soon came to
+an end, and, with it, all signs of a road; we were jolted along
+a miserable path full of ruts, in part paved, or rather
+unpaved, by the Americans during their invasion, to make the
+road impassable. Little did they know the Mexicans, as this
+highroad from the chief seaport to the capital has never been
+repaired to the present time. Alison has given a glowing
+description of the beauties of the scenery between Vera Cruz
+and Mexico; it might have been Paradise, but, in that infernal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P34"></a>34}</span>
+diligence, knocking my head every minute against the top,
+and holding on by both hands to the window, I was in no
+mood to enjoy the scenery. Fresh from Europe, I certainly
+was astonished at the luxuriant tropical jungle, filled with
+parrots and humming-birds instead of sparrows. While my
+eyes drank in this new scene, my nose drank in a succession
+of pole-cats. It is a journey of three days between Vera
+Cruz and Mexico. The first day and night is passed in a
+tropical heat, after which commences the ascent to the
+Grand Plateau of Mexico. A rose smells as sweet under
+another name, and, as it would be difficult to a European to
+pronounce the names, I do not much regret forgetting where
+we stopped the first night; the second was passed at Puebla di
+los Angelos, a town remarkable for its superstition during the
+rule of the Aztecs, and equally remarkable at present for its
+intolerance. When the cathedral was building, two angels
+came down every night and doubled the work done during
+the daytime by the mortal masons. The cathedral is the
+most beautiful in the country; every other house is a monastery
+and a church. At four we started again and jolted until
+three. Next morning, even under these difficulties, I could
+not help admiring the scenery. The only three snowy peaks
+in Mexico were all distinctly visible, while the road wound
+through mountains rising perpendicularly from the plain.
+One we passed is called after Cortes' wife, and exactly
+resembles in its outlines a giant asleep. At the close of the
+third day we reached Mexico.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"When the city was in the midst of a lake and approached
+by causeways it might have excited the admiration of Cortes
+and his army. In the midst of a dry swamp it failed to excite
+mine. The advance of Cortes from the shore to the capital
+was wonderful, but I really think it was to be preferred to the
+diligence and unpaved road. All sufferings have an end, and
+mine ended in the diligence hotel. I had imagined, from
+travellers' accounts, that I should be lucky if I got a corner in
+a barn with half a dozen mules, but I found myself sleeping
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P35"></a>35}</span>
+in a comfortable room and dining at a table d'hôte in a most
+distressingly civilised manner."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere does not think it necessary to his dignified
+narrative to mention the fact that his tutor accompanied him
+on this journey, but, upon a reference to his note-book, we
+find that the long-suffering Mentor formed one of the party.
+Labouchere is no less severe upon himself and his iniquities in
+America than he was in England. He wrote:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We landed at Vera Cruz and proceeded to Mexico. In
+two months I lost all my money and £250 besides at cards.
+To induce my Mentor to pay this sum I retired to a
+neighbouring town and stated my intention to remain there until
+he provided the money. Here, in the <i>bena caliente</i>, in a small
+inn, with no companion but the innkeeper, I remained for a
+month. Here I reconsidered my life and determined to
+commence afresh. I asked myself upon what ground I
+rested my title to differ from the common race of fools.
+Was I clever? A scholar? I had read a little. On most
+subjects I was ignorant&mdash;in society I could argue, but not
+converse. With a lady, with a duenna, with every person
+in whose society I found myself, I introduced my sole
+subject&mdash;gambling. I told everybody that I had recently lost
+£6000, which I imagined raised me in their opinion. I could
+not dance, and I shunned society. I was conceited, and I
+was unwilling to confess my ignorance of anything. I was
+an abominable and useless liar, as I was fond of relating
+adventures of myself that had really never taken place. I
+was ready to make acquaintance with every person who
+spoke to me. Of music, drawing, and all the lighter arts I
+knew absolutely nothing. I was one thing and one alone&mdash;a
+gambler&mdash;on that subject I could be eloquent; but I felt that
+I could not consider myself superior to the generality of
+mankind on this ground alone. In playing even I failed, because,
+though I theoretically discovered systems by which I was
+likely to win, yet, in practice, I could command myself so
+little that upon a slight loss I left all to chance."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P36"></a>36}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The last entry in his note-book was made by Labouchere
+in the seclusion of this little inn at Quotla di Amalpas, and it
+ends abruptly. Perhaps it was interrupted by the arrival of
+the Mentor, after his receipt of the letter, the draft of which
+is given further on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"In my inn at Quotla di Amalpas I determined on reaching
+the States to entirely give up gambling. A gambler
+requires to possess the greatest command over himself, in
+which I entirely failed. To be very reserved&mdash;a reserved
+person is always supposed to be wiser than his neighbours.
+To be engaged in as many intrigues as is possible with
+ladies&mdash;nothing forms character so much as intrigues of this
+description&mdash;<i>probatum est</i>. To learn with a good
+countenance to pay delicate compliments and to...."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the flap of his note-book is the draft of the letter to his
+tutor, referred to above, which must be quoted, as it is so
+extremely characteristic of the man whose letters were ever,
+to the very end of his life, the most frankly illuminative
+documents as to the state of mind through which he might be
+passing. Incidentally, also, it cannot fail to suggest to the
+reader a gleam of compassion for the problems and trials
+which must have been the lot of its recipient. Here it is:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+QUOTLA DI AMALPAS.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR SIR,&mdash;I have just come back from Cuernava, where I
+rode over the worst road even in Mexico. Pray do not trouble
+yourself to exercise your forbearance, or make excuses, as I can
+assure you they are not wanted. If you find the slightest
+pleasure or amusement in writing to innkeepers not to give me money,
+write to every one in the country, but do not give yourself the
+trouble to tell me you have done so, as it is a matter of
+unimportance to me. My stopping in Mexico cannot now be helped, as
+I certainly shall not leave before getting some money, and I
+must then go to England to pay it. I had intended not to gamble
+in America, because of having to pay a double interest&mdash;but
+man proposes and God disposes. As R&mdash;&mdash; says, I made up a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P37"></a>37}</span>
+story to avoid paying him. I could not at present leave my
+gambling debts unpaid, or he would be believed. I shall borrow
+some money here, and send to England (not to my father) for
+some to pay it, and then go to England to pay it when it becomes
+due. It is a pity having to go back as I should have liked to see
+a little more of America, but what is done is done, and cannot
+be helped.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+HENRY Du PRE LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;I have been offered a place as croupier at a Monté
+bank, so I shall not starve.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn1text">1</a>] Born Aug. 14, 1799; died Jan. 29, 1863.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn2text">2</a>] Died April 29, 1874.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn3text">3</a>] I am indebted to Mrs. Hillyer,
+Mr. Labouchere's eldest sister, for the above anecdote.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn4text">4</a>] <i>Truth</i>, May 28, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn5text">5</a>] I am indebted to Lord Welby for the above anecdote.
+He heard it from
+the late Lord Bristol, who was Labouchere's fag at Eton,
+and also from the late Mr. Anthony Hammond.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn6text">6</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Aug. 8, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn7text">7</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Jan. 31, 1889.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn8text">8</a>] The note-books from which the quotations
+in this chapter have been
+taken are in the possession of the
+Rev. John Labouchere of Sculthorpe Rectory, Fakenham.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn9text">9</a>] Edmund Yates, <i>Recollections and Experiences</i>;
+Serjeant Ballantine,
+<i>Experiences of a Barrister's Life</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap02fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap02fn10text">10</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Sept. 4, 1890.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap03"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P38"></a>38}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER III
+<br><br>
+TRAVELS AND DIPLOMACY
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1853-1864)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whether the Mentor resigned his job in despair
+about the time his pupil was making prudent resolutions
+in the seclusion of the little inn at Quotla di Amalpas,
+or whether it was decided by the parental authority that
+Labouchere might as well continue his search for wisdom in
+Mexico by himself, is not certain; but it would seem that,
+just about three months after his landing at Vera Cruz, he
+parted company with all his English friends, and, with a
+surprisingly small sum for such an adventure in his pocket,
+rode off, and wandered for eighteen months all over the
+country. Then he returned to the capital, and fell in love
+with a lady of the circus. The published legends belonging
+to this period of his career are legion. The authority for
+them appears to be almost always Mr. Joseph Hatton, who
+was the first writer to produce a biographical sketch of the
+editor of <i>Truth</i>. He wrote it for <i>Harper's Magazine</i>, where
+it formed part of a series which, in 1882, was published in
+England under the title of <i>Journalistic London</i>. According
+to Hatton, Labouchere gave him certain details of his past
+in an interview which took place at his house in Queen Anne's
+Gate, so that Hatton's evidence, in so far as <i>viva voce</i>
+reminiscences are reliable, is unimpeachable.[<a id="chap03fn1text"></a><a href="#chap03fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P39"></a>39}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere told him that he travelled with the troupe to
+which the lady he admired belonged, and got the job of
+doorkeeper. The circus was a popular one, but the crowds who
+flocked to it were not all in a position to pay their entrance
+with hard cash, so that he was authorised by the proprietors
+to accept payment in kind&mdash;usually consisting of oranges or
+small measures of maize. A very similar story is related
+about him as occurring a year or two later when he was
+attaché at Washington, and is corroborated for me by Sir
+Audley Gosling, to whom Labouchere related it one day in
+his house in Old Palace Yard. Sir Audley noticed hanging
+on the wall a large playbill, and asked what it was.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It's a funny story," replied Labouchere; "I will tell you
+about it. When attaché at Washington I was in the habit of
+attending almost nightly a circus, standing often at the
+artistes' entrance to the ring. The proprietor had often
+scowled at me, and one night asked me what I meant by
+trespassing on sacred ground. I told him I had formed an
+honourable attachment for one of his ladies, and simply
+stood in the passage to kiss the hem of her robe as she passed
+by. 'Get out of this, you d&mdash;d loafer,' he said. And I got
+out. A few months later I pointed out to my chief notices
+in the New York press of a certain American sparkling wine
+called, after the district where it was grown, 'Kitawber.' I
+told him I thought a report should be made on this new
+vintage, and volunteered to draw up a report for the Foreign
+Office. He seemed surprised by my assiduity and very
+unusual zeal (for I never did a stroke of work), and said:
+'By all means go&mdash;that is a capital idea of yours.' The
+truth was my circus had removed to Kitawber and with it
+my fair lady of the <i>haute école</i>, so thither I proceeded. I
+presented myself to the proprietor, my rude friend, and told
+him I wished for an engagement with his troupe without
+salary. He asked me what my line was, and I told him
+standing jumps. Some obstacles were placed in the ring,
+over which I jumped with great success, and my name
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P40"></a>40}</span>
+figures on the playbill you see hanging there as the 'Bounding
+Buck of Babylon.' I wore pink tights, with a fillet round my
+head. My adorable one said I looked a dear."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is more probable that these two stories are different
+versions of one and the same adventure than that he twice
+followed a travelling circus. No doubt, in recounting the
+tale, he confused the chronology.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would appear that the well-known story of his six
+months' residence among the Chippeway Indians, usually
+related as an incident occurring in the off moments of his
+diplomatic career, really took place towards the end of 1853.
+Joseph Hatton, without mentioning any dates, relates it as
+follows: "By and by he tired of this occupation (<i>i.e.</i>
+travelling with the circus), and went to the United States.
+He found himself at St. Paul, which was then only a cluster
+of houses. Here he met a party of Chippeway Indians going
+back to their homes. He went with them and lived with
+them for six months, hunting buffalo, joining in their work
+and sports, playing cards for wampum necklaces, and living
+what to Joaquin Miller would have been a poem in so many
+stanzas, but which, to the more prosaic Englishman, was just
+seeing life and passing away the time." More than half a
+century later, when Mr. Labouchere was living at Pope's
+villa, he invited all the Indian chiefs and their families, who
+were at that time taking part in Buffalo Bill's Show called
+"The Wild West," to spend a Sunday with him at Twickenham.
+They accepted the invitation, and arrived betimes in
+the morning. Mrs. T. P. O'Connor, who was a visitor at the
+villa on the occasion, gives a graphic account of
+Mr. Labouchere's recognition, in the person of one of the
+Chippeways, of the son of one of the nomadic friends of his early
+youth. She goes on to tell the story of Mr. Labouchere's
+adventures with the Indians, as she had often heard him tell it.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Nearly sixty years ago, [she says], Henry Labouchere, then
+an adventurous lad, made a journey in the west of America.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P41"></a>41}</span>
+Minneapolis was at that time called St. Anthony's Palls, and
+while he was there a far-seeing young chemist begged him to
+buy the land on which Minneapolis stands&mdash;it was to be sold for
+a very small sum, now it is worth many millions. He travelled
+still farther west with the Chippeways, who were going to their
+hunting fields. The great chief, Hole in Heaven, was very friendly
+with him, and he camped in one of their wigwams for six weeks,
+the sister of the chief being assigned to wait upon him. She
+cooked game to perfection, roasting wild birds in clay and larger
+game before a fire. The game in those days was very plentiful
+and tame, not having found out man to be their natural enemy.
+Sometimes prairie chickens came near enough to be knocked on
+the head, and great herds of buffalos still ranged the plains.
+The Indians often killed a buffalo, but Mr. Labouchere was not
+lucky enough to get one for himself. He saw an Indian war-dance,
+but discreetly, from a slit in the door of his wigwam, as Hole
+in Heaven said that, friendly as they were, at this sacred rite a
+white face might infuriate them even to the use of the tomahawk.
+Mr. Labouchere lingered among these American gentlemen until
+the last steamer had departed from Fond du Lac, so he was
+obliged to travel in a canoe until he reached the eastern end of
+the lake.[<a id="chap03fn2text"></a><a href="#chap03fn2">2</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+After his experiences in the Wild West, Labouchere made
+New York his quarters for some time, and occupied himself
+with a careful study of the institutions, political and
+otherwise, of the American nation, for which he acquired at this
+period of his life a profound and lasting admiration. In 1883
+he was writing to Mr. Joseph Chamberlain on the subject of
+Radical policy, and he said in the course of his letter: "I was
+caught young and sent to America; there I imbibed the
+political views of the country, so that my Radicalism is not
+a joke, but perfectly earnest. My opinions of most of the
+institutions of this country is that of Americans&mdash;that they
+are utterly absurd and ridiculous."[<a id="chap03fn3text"></a><a href="#chap03fn3">3</a>] He constantly throughout
+his career drew upon his youthful reminiscences of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P42"></a>42}</span>
+America to point a moral or draw a comparison, almost
+invariably favourable to the transatlantic people. In a
+famous article which he wrote in 1884, to demonstrate to the
+public the wide divergency existing at that time between
+Whig and Radical principles, while discussing the financial
+relations of the Crown with the country, he said:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The President of the United States regards himself as
+generously treated with a salary of £10,000 per annum. We give
+half this sum to a nobleman who condescends to walk before the
+Chief of the State on ceremonial occasions with a coloured stick
+in his hand; and we spend more than five times this sum in
+keeping a yacht in commission and repair on which our sovereign
+steps two or three times in twenty years!
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+In the same article he compared the English system of
+education with the American:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If M * * * * wishes to learn what our schools ought to be, let
+him go to the State of Illinois. A child there enters school at the
+age of six. Each school is divided into ten grades; at the end of
+each year there is an examination, and a child goes up one or more
+grades according to his proficiency. A lad going through all the
+grades acquires an excellent liberal education; if he passes through
+the "high school" he is, by a very long degree, the educational
+superior of the majority of our youths who have spent years at
+Eton or at Harrow. All this does not cost his parents one cent.
+Rich and poor alike send their children to the public schools,
+and thus all class prejudice is early stamped out of the American
+breast. Another advantage of these schools is that boys and girls
+are taught together. The girls thus learn early how to take care
+of themselves, and the boys' manners are softened. When grown
+up, boys and girls are not kept apart as though they were each
+other's natural enemies, nor are there any ill effects from their
+associating together. If some marry, the relations of those who
+do not are those of brothers and sisters. The Duke of Wellington
+is reported to have said that Waterloo was won in the Eton
+playing fields. Not only was the Union maintained in many
+battlefields, but America has become the most forward nation
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P43"></a>43}</span>
+in the world owing to her schools. How pitiably small and
+narrow does our school system appear in comparison with theirs!
+Why cannot we do what has been done in America? Why?
+Because the land is too full of men ... ignorant, servile, and
+aware that their only chance of succeeding in life is to perpetuate
+class distinctions, and to deprive the vast majority of their
+fellow-citizens of the possibility of competing with them by depriving
+them of the blessings of any real education. Which would be
+to the greater advantage of the country, a Church Establishment
+such as ours, or a school establishment such as that of Illinois?
+What Radical entertains a doubt? If so, why do not we at once
+substitute the one for the other?[<a id="chap03fn4text"></a><a href="#chap03fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+In his letters to the <i>Daily News</i> during the autumn and
+winter of 1870 and 1871, he wrote from Paris commenting on
+the behaviour of the English and American officials of the
+Diplomatic Corps who remained in Paris during the siege.
+"Diplomats," he wrote on September 28th, "are little better
+than old women when they have to act in an emergency.
+Were it not for Mr. Washburne, who was brought up in the
+rough-and-ready life of the Far West, instead of serving an
+apprenticeship in Courts and Government offices, those who
+are still here would be perfectly helpless. They come to him
+at all moments, and although he cannot speak French, for all
+practical purposes, he is worth more than all his colleagues
+put together." In another letter he gives an amusing picture
+of the worried English chargé d'affaires, immersed in official
+trivialities: "A singular remonstrance has been received at
+the British Embassy. In the Rue de Chaillot resides a
+celebrated English courtesan, called Cora Pearl, and above her
+house floats the English flag. The inhabitants of the street
+request the Ambassador of England, 'a country, the purity
+and decency of whose manners is well known,' to cause this
+bit of bunting, which is a scandal in their eyes, to be hauled
+down. I left Mr. Wodehouse consulting the text-writers
+upon international law, in order to discover a precedent for
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P44"></a>44}</span>
+the case." It contrasts sharply enough with the glimpse he
+gives his readers of the American Embassy. "I passed the
+afternoon," he wrote on November 15th, "greedily devouring
+the news at the American Legation. It was a curious
+sight&mdash;the Chancellerie was crowded with people engaged in the
+same occupation. There were several French journalists,
+opening their eyes very wide, under the impression that this
+would enable them to understand English. A Secretary of
+Legation was sitting at a table giving audiences to unnumbered
+ladies who wished to know how they could leave Paris;
+or, if this was impossible, how they could draw on their
+bankers in New York. Mr. Washburne walked about
+cheerily shaking every one by the hand, and telling them to
+make themselves at home. How different American diplomatists
+are to the prim old women who represent us abroad,
+with a staff of half a dozen dandies helping each other to do
+nothing, who have been taught to regard all who are not of
+the craft as their natural enemies." Yet another quotation
+from Labouchere's journalistic correspondence, illustrating
+his predilection for things American: "The ambulance which
+is considered the best is the American. The wounded are
+under canvas, the tents are not cold, and yet the ventilation
+is admirable. The American surgeons are far more skilful
+in the treatment of gunshot wounds than their French
+colleagues. Instead of amputation they practise resection
+of the bone. It is the dream of every French soldier, if he is
+wounded, to be taken to this ambulance. They seem to be
+under the impression that, even if their legs are shot off, the
+skill of the Esculapii of the United States will make them
+grow again. Be this as it may, a person might be worse off
+than stretched on a bed with a slight wound under the tents
+of the Far West. The French have a notion that, go where
+you may, to the top of a pyramid or to the top of Mont Blanc,
+you are sure to meet an Englishman reading a newspaper; in
+my experience of the world, the American girl is far more
+inevitable than the Britisher; and, of course, under the stars
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P45"></a>45}</span>
+and stripes which wave over the American tents, she is to be
+found, tending the sick, and, when there is nothing more to
+be got for them, patiently reading to them or playing at
+cards with them. I have a great weakness for the American
+girl; she always puts her heart in what she is about. When
+she flirts she does it conscientiously, and when she nurses a
+most uninviting-looking Zouave, or Franc-tireur, she does it
+equally conscientiously; besides, as a rule, she is pretty, a
+gift of nature which I am very far from undervaluing."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To resume our narrative. At home the parental and
+avuncular authorities had been at work, puzzling as to what
+career would best suit the young searcher for wisdom, the
+irrepressible Eton blood&mdash;the baby of the preparatory school,
+who, without his milk teeth, was able to confound the
+ruffians of the cane and their assistants&mdash;the undaunted enemy
+of university dons and pedagogues. Finally, it was decided
+that the diplomatic service would be, at any rate for a time,
+the best safety-valve for the inquisitive youth. Henry
+Labouchere was on one of his unconventional tours in his
+beloved Wild West when he heard of his first diplomatic
+appointment. He was appointed attaché at Washington on
+July 16, 1854.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Crampton had been Minister at Washington since
+1852, and, at the time of Labouchere taking up his duties at
+the Legation, Lord Elgin, then Governor of Canada, was
+on a special mission to Washington. Mr. Crampton had
+not succeeded in making himself at all agreeable to the
+American statesmen, and during the Crimean War he had
+nearly caused a rupture between Great Britain and the
+United States over the question of recruiting. The exigencies
+of war had brought about the reprehensible practice of
+raising various foreign corps and pressing them&mdash;or crimping
+them&mdash;into the British service. Crampton very actively
+forwarded the schemes of his Government by encouraging
+the recruiting of soldiers within the territories of the United
+States. It was not, however, until 1856 that the President
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P46"></a>46}</span>
+of the United States came to a determination to discontinue
+official intercourse with him on account of the recruiting
+question. This necessitated his removal from Washington,
+and the feeling against him in the United States was so strong
+that diplomatic relations were not renewed with Great
+Britain for more than six months.[<a id="chap03fn5text"></a><a href="#chap03fn5">5</a>] There is no evidence of
+any kind to support the statements that have appeared from
+time to time in the press, to the effect that Henry Labouchere
+was involved in the crimping business. During the time he
+spent at Washington he seems to have been an assiduous
+worker&mdash;to which the number of despatches in his handwriting
+preserved in the archives of the Record Office bear
+witness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He related in <i>Truth</i>, some years later, how his energy
+received a check at the very outset of his career. "When
+I joined the diplomatic service," he said, "I was sent as
+attaché to a legation where a cynic was the minister. New
+brooms sweep clean. Every morning I appeared, eager to be
+employed, a sort of besom tied up in red tape. Said the
+cynic to me: 'If you fancy that you are likely to get on in the
+service by hard work, you will soon discover your error; far
+better will it be for you if you can prove that some relation of
+yours is the sixteenth cousin of the porter at the Foreign
+Office.' It was not long before I discovered that the cynic
+was right."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the fate of Henry Labouchere, wherever he went,
+to create an atmosphere of unconventionality, which formed
+a fitting background for the numberless stories which seem
+still to collect and grow round his name as time goes on.
+During one of Mr. Crampton's absences from the Legation,
+he had an opportunity of exercising the official reserve and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P47"></a>47}</span>
+discretion for which the English diplomats have always been
+so famous. An American citizen called one morning to see
+Mr. Crampton. "I want to see the boss," he said. "You
+can't&mdash;he is out," replied Labouchere. "But you can see
+me." "You are no good," replied the American. "I must
+see the boss. I'll wait." "Very well," calmly said the
+attaché, and went on with his letter-writing. The visitor
+sat down and waited for a considerable time. At last he
+said: "I've been fooling round here two hours; has the chief
+come in yet?"&mdash;"No; you will see him drive up to the front
+door when he returns."&mdash;"How long do you reckon he will
+be before he comes?" "Well," said Labouchere, "he went
+to Canada yesterday; I should say he'll be here in about six
+weeks."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In spite of all his good resolutions Labouchere was still a
+gambler, and once found himself in what might have been an
+awkward scrape owing to this propensity. All who knew
+him at all intimately must often have heard him tell the
+following episode, which I will relate as nearly as possible in
+his own words: "While I was attaché at Washington I was
+sent by the minister to look after some Irish patriots at
+Boston. I took up my residence at a small hotel, and wrote
+down an imaginary name in the hotel book as mine. In the
+evening I went to a gambling establishment, where I lost
+all the money I had with me except half a dollar. Then I
+went to bed, satisfied with my prowess. The next morning
+the bailiffs seized on the hotel for debt, and all the guests
+were requested to pay their bills and to take away their
+luggage. I could not pay mine, and so I could not take away
+my luggage. All that I could do was to write to Washington
+for a remittance, and to wait two days for its arrival. The
+first day I walked about, and spent my half dollar on food.
+It was summer, so I slept on a bench on the common, and
+in the morning went to the bay to wash myself. I felt
+independent of all the cares and troubles of civilisation.
+But I had nothing with which to buy myself a breakfast.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P48"></a>48}</span>
+I grew hungry and, towards evening, more hungry still, so
+much so that I entered a restaurant and ordered dinner,
+without any clear idea how I was to pay for it, except by
+leaving my coat in pledge. In those days Boston restaurants
+were mostly in cellars, and there was a bar near the
+door, where the proprietor sat to receive payment. As I
+ate my dinner I observed that all the waiters, who were
+Irishmen, were continually staring at me, and evidently
+speaking of me to each other. A guilty conscience made me
+think that this was because I had an impecunious look, and
+that they were discussing whether my clothes would cover
+my bill. At last one of them approached me, and said: "I
+beg your pardon, sir; are you the patriot Meagher?" Now
+this patriot was a gentleman who had aided Smith O'Brien
+in his Irish rising, had been sent to Australia, and had
+escaped thence to the United States. It was my business to
+look after patriots, so I put my finger before my lips, and
+said: "Hush!" while I cast up my eyes to the ceiling as
+though I saw a vision of Erin beckoning to me. It was felt
+at once that I was Meagher. The choicest viands were
+placed before me, and most excellent wine. When I had
+done justice to all the good things I approached the bar and
+asked boldly for my bill. The proprietor, also an Irishman
+said: "From a man like you, who has suffered in the good
+cause, I can take no money; allow a brother patriot to shake
+you by the hand." I allowed him. I further allowed all the
+waiters to shake hands with me, and stalked forth with the
+stern, resolved, but somewhat condescendingly dismal air
+which I have seen assumed by patriots in exile. Again I
+slept on the common, again I washed in the bay. Then I
+went to the post office, found a letter for me from
+Washington with some money in it, and breakfasted."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another anecdote Labouchere was fond of recalling about
+his Washington days was the following: Having planned a
+little holiday excursion, he found at the Chancellerie a letter
+awaiting him, addressed in the well-known handwriting of his
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P49"></a>49}</span>
+chief. Shrewdly suspecting that the instructions it contained
+would render his holiday impossible, he put the letter
+unopened in his coat-tail pocket, and carried out with great
+satisfaction to himself his holiday intentions. Then he
+opened his letter, and found that his suspicions of its contents
+had been very well founded. He wrote a nice letter of
+apology to his chief, beginning, "Your letter has followed me
+here," which was, after all, nothing but the simple truth!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is a funny thing," Labouchere would often say,
+speaking of treaties and diplomatic negotiations in general,
+"to notice on what small matters success or the reverse is
+dependent"; and he would then relate how, when he was
+attaché at Washington, he went down with the British
+Minister to a small inn at Virginia to meet Mr. Marcy, the
+Secretary of State for the United States, for the purpose of
+discussing a reciprocity treaty between Canada and the
+United States. Mr. Marcy, in general the most genial and
+agreeable of men, was as cross as a bear, and would agree to
+nothing. Labouchere asked the secretary to tell him, in
+confidence, what was the matter with his chief. The secretary
+replied: "He is not getting his rubber of whist." After
+that the British Minister proposed a rubber of whist every
+night, which he invariably lost. Mr. Marcy was immensely
+pleased at beating the Britishers at, what he called
+"their own game," and his good humour returned. "Every
+morning," Labouchere related, "when the details of the
+treaty were being discussed, we had our revenge, and scored
+a few points for Canada."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere was transferred to the Legation at Munich in
+December, 1855. "Old King Louis was then alive," he
+wrote thirty years later, "although he had been deposed for
+making a fool of himself over Lola Montes. I used frequently
+to meet him in the streets, when he always stopped me to
+ask how Queen Victoria was. I had at last respectfully
+to tell him that Her Majesty was not in the habit of writing
+to me every day respecting her health."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P50"></a>50}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From Munich he went to Stockholm in 1857. I cannot
+resist quoting in full his account of the duel he fought
+while at Stockholm with the Austrian chargé d'affaires, it is
+so extremely characteristic of him both in spirit and style.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At Stockholm "I found favour with my superiors for
+the curious reason that I challenged an Austrian chargé
+d'affaires. Never was there a more absurd affair. There was
+an Englishman who had been challenged by a Swede, whom
+he declined to fight. A few days later the Englishman went
+with my Minister to a box in the theatre. The next day at
+a club the Austrian chargé d'affaires said before me and
+others that Englishmen had odd ideas of honour, and more
+particularly English Ministers. I replied that Englishmen
+were not so silly as to fight duels, and that the English
+Minister was not a dishonourable man for appearing in a theatre
+with his countrymen. As it was generally felt that I ought
+to challenge this Austrian, I 'put myself in the hands' of the
+French and Prussian Ministers. A few hours later my
+seconds came to me. I expected that they were going to tell
+me that the Austrian had apologised. Not at all. With a
+cheerful smile they observed: 'It is arranged for to-morrow
+morning&mdash;pistols.' At seven o'clock A.M. they reappeared.
+Their countenances were downcast. 'I have lost the mould
+for the bullets of my duelling pistols,' observed the Prussian,
+'and we have had to borrow a pair of pistols, for whose
+accuracy of aim I cannot vouch.' This inwardly rejoiced
+me, but, of course, I pretended to share in the regret of my
+seconds. We sat down to an early breakfast. 'You are
+young, I am old,' said the Frenchman; 'would that I could
+take your place.' I wished it as sincerely as he did, but I
+tried to assume an air of rather liking my position, and I
+grinned a ghastly grin. Then we started for the park. The
+opposition had not arrived; but there was a surgeon, who had
+been kindly requested to attend by my sympathising friends.
+'An accident may happen,' observed the Prussian; 'do
+you wish to confide to me any dispositions that you may
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P51"></a>51}</span>
+desire to be carried out after&mdash;&mdash;?' and he sighed in a horribly
+suggestive manner. 'No,' I said; I had nothing particular
+to confide; and as I looked at the surgeon I thought what an
+idiot I was to make myself the target for an Austrian to aim
+at, in order to establish the principle that Englishmen have a
+perfect right to decline to fight duels. There was a want of
+logic about the entire proceeding that went to my heart.
+To be killed is bad enough, but to be killed paradoxically is
+still worse. Soon the Austrian and his seconds appeared.
+I never felt more dismal in my life. The Austrian stood
+apart; I stood apart. The surgeon already eyed me as a
+'subject.' The seconds consulted; then the Frenchman
+stepped out twelve paces. He had very short legs, and they
+seemed to me shorter than ever. After this came the loading
+of the pistols. Sometimes, I thought, seconds do not put in
+the bullets; this comforted me, but only for a moment, for
+the bullets were rammed down with cheerful energy. By
+this time we had been placed facing each other. A pistol was
+given to each of us. 'I am to give the signal,' said the
+Prussian; 'I shall count one, two, three, and then at the
+word fire, you will both fire. Gentlemen, are you ready?' We
+both nodded. 'One, two, three, fire!' and both our
+pistols went off. No harm had been done. I felt considerably
+relieved when to my horror the Frenchman stepped up to
+me, and said: 'I think that I ought to demand a second shot
+for you, but mind, if nothing occurs again, I shall not allow a
+third shot.' 'Ye&mdash;es,' I said; so we had a second shot, with
+the same result. Knowing that my Frenchman was a man of
+his word, I felt now that I might at no risk to myself display
+my valour, so I demanded a third shot. The seconds consulted
+together; for a moment I feared that they were going to grant
+my request, and I was greatly relieved when they informed
+me that they considered that two shots were amply sufficient.
+I was delighted, but I pretended to be most unhappy, and
+religiously kept up the farce of being an aggrieved person."[<a id="chap03fn6text"></a><a href="#chap03fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P52"></a>52}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was at Frankfort and St. Petersburg between November,
+1858, and the summer of 1860. While he was at Frankfort
+he made the acquaintance of Bismarck, who was the
+Prussian representative at the restored Diet of Frankfort.
+Labouchere had a constitutional dislike of the German
+people, with the exception of the great Chancellor. He wrote
+some years later: "The only Prussian I ever knew who was
+an agreeable man was Bismarck. All others with whom I
+have been thrown&mdash;and I have lived for years in Germany&mdash;were
+proud as Scotchmen, cold as New Englanders, and
+touchy as only Prussians can be. I once had a friend among
+them. His name was Buckenbrock. I inadvertently called
+him Butterbrod. We have never spoken since!" Bismarck
+was an eminently social person, fond of drinking and smoking,
+and many a time did Labouchere listen to his jovial loud-toned
+talk in the cafés at Frankfort. "Bismarck," he wrote
+in later life, "used to pass entire nights drinking beer in a
+garden overlooking the Main. In the morning after a night
+passed in beer-drinking he would write his despatches, then
+issue forth on a white horse for a ride, and on his return,
+attend the Diet, of which he was a member."[<a id="chap03fn7text"></a><a href="#chap03fn7">7</a>] It is interesting
+to note how very similar were the judgments of these
+two exceedingly different characters upon the subject of
+diplomacy and its aspects of absurdity and pomposity.
+Bismarck wrote from Frankfort: "Frankfort is hideously
+tiresome. The people here worry themselves about the
+merest rubbish, and these diplomatists with their pompous
+peddling already appear to me a good deal more ridiculous
+than a member of the second chamber in all the pride of his
+lofty station. Unless external accidents should accrue,
+... I know exactly how much we shall effect in one, two, or five
+years from the present time, and will engage to do it all
+myself within four-and-twenty hours, if the others will only be
+truthful and sensible throughout one single day. I never
+doubted that, one and all, these gentlemen prepared their
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P53"></a>53}</span>
+dishes <i>à l'eau</i>, but such thin, mawkish water soup as this,
+devoid of the least symptom of richness, positively astounds
+me. Send me your village schoolmaster or road inspector,
+clean washed and combed; they will make just as good
+diplomatists as these."[<a id="chap03fn8text"></a><a href="#chap03fn8">8</a>] Of diplomatic literature Bismarck
+observed: "For the most part it is nothing but paper and
+ink. If you wanted to utilise it for historical purposes, you
+could not get anything worth having out of it. I believe it is
+the rule to allow historians to consult the F. O. Archives at
+the expiration of thirty years (after date of despatches, etc.).
+They might be permitted to examine them much sooner, for
+the despatches and letters, when they contain any information
+at all, are quite unintelligible to those unacquainted
+with the persons and relations treated of in them."[<a id="chap03fn9text"></a><a href="#chap03fn9">9</a>]
+Labouchere wrote in 1889: "If all Foreign Office telegrams were
+published, they would be curious reading. Years ago I was
+an attaché at Stockholm. The present Queen, then Duchess
+of Ostrogotha, had a baby, and a telegram came from the
+Foreign Office desiring that Her Majesty's congratulations
+should be offered, and that she should be informed how the
+mother and child were. The Minister was away, so off I
+went to the Palace to convey the message and to inquire
+about the health of the pair. A solemn gentleman received
+me. I informed him of my orders, and requested him to say
+what I was to reply. "Her Royal Highness," he replied,
+"is as well as can be expected, but His Royal Highness is
+suffering a little internally, and it is thought that this is due
+to the milk of the wet nurse having been slightly sour
+yesterday evening." I telegraphed this to the Foreign
+Office."[<a id="chap03fn10text"></a><a href="#chap03fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a speech he made in the House of Commons,[<a id="chap03fn11text"></a><a href="#chap03fn11">11</a>] protesting
+against a sum of nearly £50,000 being voted for the
+salaries and expenses of the department for Her Majesty's
+Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, Mr. Labouchere said,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P54"></a>54}</span>
+referring in particular to Foreign Office messengers, that
+very often these gentlemen were sent abroad, at a very large
+cost to the country, for no practical object whatever. They
+went on a certain route, and the business was made up for
+them as they went. He had had the honour to serve at one
+time under Sir Henry Bulwer at Constantinople. Now Sir
+Henry Bulwer was always ill; and on one occasion he
+remembered making a calculation that a box of pills Sir Henry
+was anxious to obtain, and which was sent out by a Foreign
+Office messenger, cost the country from £200 to £300.
+Probably the pills did Sir Henry good, and pills were much
+more useful than a good deal of the stuff sent out by the
+Foreign Office. He went on to tell the House that he had
+himself been in the diplomatic service for ten years, and he
+had spent a great deal of his time in ciphering and deciphering
+telegrams, and that he could not remember half a dozen of
+them that any man, woman, or child in the whole world
+would have taken any trouble to decipher for any information
+that could have been derived from them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere used always to say that, while he was
+attaché at Frankfort, he spent most of his time at Wiesbaden,
+Homburg, or Baden, because he found the Diet of the
+German Confederation "rather a dull sort of affair." He
+managed, however, to make a great many very staunch
+friends at this period of his life. One of these was the old
+Duchess of Cambridge. He was a frequent visitor at the
+Schloss of Ruppenheim, which was the summer meeting-place
+of the main stock and branches of the Hesses. The
+old Duchess made a great fuss over him, for he could speak
+the German of Hanover so well that she could understand his
+banter and enjoy it. His popularity at Frankfort, according
+to his own account, rested on a very simple basis. Great
+Britain was represented at the Diet by Sir Alexander Malet,
+one of the most popular chiefs to be found in the Service.
+"But I was even more appreciated than my chief," he would
+relate, "and this is why. Sometimes there was a ball at the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P55"></a>55}</span>
+Court, which we were expected to attend. At my first ball
+supper I found myself next to a grandee, gorgeous in stars
+and ribbons. The servant came to pour out champagne.
+I shook my head, for I detest champagne. The grandee
+nudged me, and said, 'Let him pour it out.' This I did,
+and he explained to me that our host never gave his guests
+more than one glass, 'So you see, if I drink yours, I shall
+have two.' After this there used to be quite a struggle to
+sit near me at Court suppers."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet another ridiculous reminiscence of the Court of
+Darmstadt, dating from his attaché days at Frankfort. Sir
+Alexander Malet was fond of whist, and it was felt, said
+Labouchere, that an English diplomatist could not be
+expected to play the game for less than florin points. Such
+stakes, however, the fortune of no Darmstadt nobleman could
+stand. A sort of joint purse was therefore formed, which
+was entrusted to the three best players of the grand-ducal
+Court, and these champions encountered the Englishman.
+"It was amusing," Labouchere would relate, "to watch the
+anxiety depicted on all countenances: when the Minister won
+all was gloom; when he lost, counts and countesses, barons
+and baronesses, skipped about in high glee, like the hills of
+the Psalmist."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Bismarck was Ambassador at St. Petersburg during the
+year that Labouchere was there as attaché in 1860, so it is
+very probable that he continued to imbibe wisdom from
+listening to the conversation of the great German, for whose
+powers of statecraft he always expressed the warmest
+admiration. The following amusing episode occurred during
+his year at St. Petersburg. He was in love with the wife of
+one of the gentlemen about the Court. So was a tall, smart
+young Frenchman. Labouchere was desperately jealous of
+his rival, but could think of no means of outwitting him.
+At a Court function they were both standing near the object
+of their admiration, the Frenchman making, it seemed to
+Labouchere, marked advances in the lady's favour.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P56"></a>56}</span>
+However he was soon called away for some reason or another.
+Labouchere, in his eagerness to seize the opportunity and
+advance his own suit, inadvertently tipped his cup of black
+coffee over the lady's magnificent yellow satin train. He
+was in despair, but, seeing that she had not yet perceived the
+tragedy, he slipped the cup and saucer into his tail-coat
+pocket, and then, with an air of commiseration, drew her
+attention to the ruined gown. "Who did it?" she exclaimed
+furiously. Labouchere put his finger to his lips, at the same
+time looking significantly at the form of his rival, at that
+moment disappearing through the doorway. "I know who
+did it," he said, "but wild horses would not induce me to
+tell you." Of course, the lady had followed the direction of
+his glance. She exclaimed: "That ruffian, I will never speak
+to him again as long as I live!" History does not relate how
+the adventure proceeded for the handsome Frenchman's rival.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere did not think much of the Russians. He
+used to say that they were like monkeys, eager to copy the
+manners of civilised Europe, but that the copy they succeeded
+in producing was a daub and not a picture, because they
+always exaggerated their originals. When they were polite,
+they were too polite; when they were copying Frenchmen,
+they were too much like dancing masters; and when they
+were copying Englishmen they were too much like grooms.
+He had an amusing account to give of a visit he once paid
+to a Russian country house. "Card-playing, eating and
+drinking&mdash;and more especially the latter," he related&mdash;"went
+on all day and nearly all night. I never could understand
+where my bedroom was, for the excellent reason, as I
+at length discovered, that I hadn't one. At a late hour I
+saw several of the guests heaping up in corners cushions
+which they had taken from sofas, to serve as beds, so I
+followed their example. When I woke up in the morning
+I could not see any apparatus to wash in, so I filled a china
+bowl with water, and, having dried myself with a tablecloth
+which I found in an adjoining room, I dressed." He
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P57"></a>57}</span>
+gave a charming thumb-nail sketch of a Russian drawing-room,
+à propos of a visit of Mr. Augustus Lumley to the
+Russian capital. Mr. Lumley was a famous cotillon leader.
+"I was at St. Petersburg when Mr. Lumley arrived on a
+visit. He was solemnly introduced to the Russian leader of
+cotillons, who is invariably an officer of distinction, as a
+colleague. It was like the meeting between two famous
+generals, and reminded me of the pictures of Wellington and
+Blücher on the field of Waterloo. It took place at a ball,
+and the Russian, with chivalrous courtesy, offered to surrender
+to his English colleague the direction of the cotillon."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Emperor of Russia[<a id="chap03fn12text"></a><a href="#chap03fn12">12</a>] once stood beside Henry
+Labouchere whilst he was playing at écarté to watch his
+game. The occasion was a ball given by the Empress to the
+Emperor on his birthday. Labouchere and his adversary
+were both at four, and it was Labouchere's deal. "Now,"
+said the Emperor, "let us see whether you can turn up the
+king." Labouchere dealt, and then held out the turn-up
+card, observing: "Your orders have been obeyed, sir." The
+Emperor asked him, as often as a dozen times subsequently,
+how he had managed it, and never could be persuaded that
+it was a mere coincidence, and that the young attaché had
+taken the chance of the card being a king. It was a trifling
+example of the luck, or its reverse, that seemed to be for
+ever crossing and recrossing Labouchere's path, in spite of his
+own belief in nothing but the logical sequence of events.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A popular anecdote of his Petersburg days is the
+following: A fussy German nobleman pushed his way into the
+Chancellerie, where Labouchere was working, asking to see
+the Ambassador. "Please take a chair," said the secretary;
+"he will be here soon." "But, young man," blustered the
+German, "do you know who I am?" And he poured out a
+string of imposing titles. Labouchere looked up in
+well-simulated awe. "Pray take two chairs," he remarked
+quietly, and went on writing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P58"></a>58}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Khalil Pasha was recalled from being Ambassador
+in Paris, Labouchere published the following reminiscence of
+his year in the Russian capital: "Khalil Pasha once saved
+me from a heavy loss, and that is why I take an interest in
+him. He, a Russian, and I sat down one evening to have a
+quiet rubber. The Russians have a hideous device of playing
+with what they call a zero; that is to say, a zero is added to
+all winnings and losses, so that 10 stands for 100, etc. When
+Khalil and the Russians had won their dummies, I found to
+my horror that, with the zero, I had lost about £4000.
+Then it came to my turn to take dummy. I had won a game,
+and we were playing for the odd trick in the last game. If I
+failed to win it I should lose about £8000. Only two cards
+remained in hand. I had marked up six tricks and my
+opponents five. Khalil had the lead; he had the best trump
+and a thirteenth card. The only other trump was in the
+hands of the dummy. He had, therefore, only to play his
+trump and then the thirteenth card to win the rubber, when
+he let drop the latter card, for his fingers were of a very
+'thumby' description. Before he could take it up I
+pushed the dummy's trump on it and claimed the trick.
+The Russian howled, Khalil howled; they said this was very
+sharp practice. I replied that whist is essentially a game
+of sharp practice, and that I was acting in accordance with
+the rules. The lookers-on were appealed to, and, of course,
+gave it in my favour. Thus did I make, or rather save,
+£8000 against Russia and Turkey in alliance, through the
+fault of the Turk; and it seems to me that the poor Ottoman,
+now that he is at war (1877) with his ally of the card-table,
+is losing the game, much as Khalil lost his game of whist to
+me. To have good cards is one thing, to know how to make
+use of them quite another."[<a id="chap03fn13text"></a><a href="#chap03fn13">13</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere used to tell a good story of how he got at the
+secrets of the Russian Government. His laundress was a
+handsome woman, and having made friends with her on
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P59"></a>59}</span>
+other than professional grounds, she happened to mention
+that her husband was a compositor in the government
+printing office. The minutes of the Cabinet councils were
+printed in French, of which the printers, of course, understood
+nothing. Labouchere persuaded her, for a consideration,
+to obtain from her husband the loose sheets from which
+the minutes had been printed. They were brought to him
+by the faithful woman every week, concealed among his
+starched shirts and collars. As soon as Lord John Russell
+discovered the source of the interesting information that
+reached him from Petersburg, he put a stop to the simple
+intrigue. Labouchere would always wind up his narrative
+of this episode with the words: "For what reason, I wonder,
+did Russell imagine, diplomacy was invented?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After Petersburg, Dresden was Labouchere's next
+appointment. He had previously assiduously studied the
+German language, in which, being a born linguist, he was
+remarkably proficient. He had been for a time to Marburg
+to reside in a German family for the purpose of acquiring
+conversational fluency. All through his life one of his fads
+consisted in working out on how small an income an economical
+family might live in comfort, and he used frequently
+to commend the management of means practised in the
+bourgeois family at Marburg where he boarded. It consisted
+of a mother, two daughters, a father, and an elementary
+maid-of-all-work. The daughters did the housework
+alternately. The daughter, whose turn it was to be the
+young lady, used to dress herself gorgeously every afternoon
+and evening, receiving visitors or paying calls. She would
+play Chopin and Beethoven on the pianoforte, and make
+herself an exceedingly agreeable social personage. The
+following week she would retire to the domestic regions and
+be an excellent servant, while her sister took her turn as
+<i>femme du monde</i>. Occasionally the whole family, including
+Labouchere, would be invited to a party. It was the custom
+on such occasions for both the daughters to be "young
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P60"></a>60}</span>
+ladies." The maid-of-all-work would accompany them to
+the neighbour's house whither they had been bidden, carrying
+their suppers in paper bags&mdash;for the hospitality proffered
+at Marburg was intellectual, not material. All the guests
+brought similar paper bags, and at the conclusion of the
+repast the remains of the various meals were carefully
+collected by their respective owners, and carried home to figure
+at the next day's <i>mittagessen</i>. Labouchere used often to
+assert that the evening parties at Marburg were the most
+delightful and amusing ones he ever attended. While there
+he frequented the hospital, and attended the lectures given
+for the instruction of the medical students. He was always
+fond of developing extraordinary theories on the subject of
+medical science, more remarkable for their originality than
+for their probable ultimate utility. The authority upon
+which these theories would be based was invariably that of
+the lecturer at the Marburg Hospital. Even as late as 1905,
+Mr. Labouchere still remembered his medical student days.
+He wrote to one of his sisters in that year on the occasion of
+her son becoming a doctor: "A doctor is a good profession.
+I learnt doctoring at Marburg in order to learn German.
+I rather liked it, and have vainly offered to doctor people
+gratis since then, but no one seems inclined."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Between his diplomatic appointments at Frankfort and
+Petersburg, Labouchere spent several months at Florence,
+and he described in <i>Truth</i> how it was that he came to have a
+year's free time on his hands: "Once did I get the better of
+the Foreign Office. I was on leave in Italy when I received
+a notification that Her Majesty had kindly thought fit to
+appoint me Secretary of Legation to the Republic of Parana.
+I had never heard of this republic. After diligent inquiry,
+I learnt that Parana was a sort of Federal town on the River
+Plate, but that a few months previously the republic of that
+name had shared the fate of the Kilkenny cats. So I
+remained in Italy, and comfortably drew my salary like a
+bishop of a see <i>in partibus infidelium</i>. A year later came a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P61"></a>61}</span>
+despatch couched in language more remarkable for its
+strength than its civility, asking me what I meant by not
+proceeding to my post. I replied that I had passed the
+twelve months in making diligent inquiries respecting the
+whereabouts of the Republic of Parana, hitherto without
+success, but if his lordship would kindly inform me where it
+was, I need hardly say that I would hasten there!"[<a id="chap03fn14text"></a><a href="#chap03fn14">14</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While in Florence Labouchere witnessed the revolution
+which deposed the Grand Duke and provided Tuscany with
+a provisional government of her own choice, preparatory to
+the union of all the Italian States under the King of Sardinia.
+He was a personal friend of Mr. (afterwards Sir) James
+Hudson, the English Minister at Turin, whose Nationalist
+sympathies, like Labouchere's, were well known, and he was
+an invaluable reporter to the Liberals in Turin of the news
+of the struggle for liberty in Tuscany. On the morning of
+the revolution, after the Grand Duke and his family had
+left the Pitti Palace, he, with many of his revolutionary
+friends, entered the forsaken home of Austrian royalty, and
+had the astuteness to procure on the spot what was left of
+the famous Metternich Johannisberger for the newly founded
+<i>Unione</i> Club, of which he was a member. He had an amusing
+story to tell about the flight of the grand-ducal family
+from the City of Flowers, which is best repeated in his own
+words, as he used to relate it to his Florentine friends after
+he had returned to end his days in the place which he had
+loved so well in his youth. "The news was brought back
+here by some of the people who had seen them off the
+premises, that, on the road to Bologna, they all got out and
+stopped an hour or two at an inn, where they all sat in a row
+crying. After this had gone on for some time, it was
+discovered that the whole party had forgotten their
+pocket-handkerchiefs. Fortunately the Grand Duchess had on a
+white petticoat with very ample frills, so she went round to
+each of the grand-ducal family in turn, and wiped their
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P62"></a>62}</span>
+eyes and noses for them in the frills of her petticoat. And
+then she did the same for the ladies and gentlemen in
+waiting."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Do I think that incident really is true?" he would reply
+to his incredulous audience, "probably not. But from what
+I know of royalties in general, and from what I remember
+about the grand-ducal family of Tuscany in particular, I
+think that it is exceedingly probable that they would start
+out on an expedition of that kind without a pocket-handkerchief
+between them."[<a id="chap03fn15text"></a><a href="#chap03fn15">15</a>] His personal reminiscences of
+Victor Emmanuel II. and of Cavour were of the raciest
+description and would enthral his hearers by the hour, told
+as only he could tell them, with all the decorative touches of
+local colour and local dialect.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was also very fond of telling a story about an outrageous
+compliment he paid to a lady belonging to the Court
+of the Grand Duchess, which, if true, showed that at least
+one of the resolutions he had made in the inn at Quotla di
+Amalpas had been carried into successful practice: "The
+Grand Duchess of Tuscany had a venerable maid of honour
+above seventy years of age. She had piercing black eyes,
+and looked like an old postchaise, painted up and with new
+lamps. 'How old do you think I am?' she once asked me,
+with a simpering smile that caused my blood to run cold.
+I hesitated, and then said 'Twenty.' 'Flatterer,' she
+replied, tapping me with her fan, 'I am twenty-five.'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having become third secretary in November, 1862, Labouchere
+was appointed to Constantinople. He wrote in <i>Truth</i>
+nearly thirty years later: "I was once Secretary of Embassy
+at Constantinople and I passed my time reading up Lord
+Stratford's despatches before and during the Crimean War.
+No one could have recognised them as the originals from
+which Mr. Kinglake drew his material for a narrative of the
+Ambassador's diplomatic action. The fact was that Lord
+Stratford was one of the most detestable of the human race.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P63"></a>63}</span>
+He was arrogant, resentful, and spiteful. He hated the
+Emperor Nicholas because he had declined to receive him
+as Ambassador to Russia, and the Crimean War was his
+revenge. In every way he endeavoured to envenom the
+quarrel and to make war certain. His power at Constantinople
+was enormous. This was because, whilst the Ambassadors
+of other Powers changed, his stay there seemed eternal.
+A Grand Vizier, or a Minister of Foreign Affairs, knew that,
+if he offended the English Ambassador, he would never
+cease plotting to drive him out, and to keep him out of power.
+He therefore thought it better to keep on good terms with
+him and to submit to his arrogance. But Lord Stratford
+never used his power for good. It was enough for him to get
+the Sultan to publish a decree. This he would send home as
+evidence of good government. He never, however, explained
+that the decree, when published, remained a dead letter.
+When Sir Henry Bulwer (Lord Dalling) was sent as Commissioner
+to the Principalities, he passed a considerable time
+(as indeed was necessary) at Constantinople. Lord Stratford
+knew that Sir Henry wanted to replace him, and he feared
+that he would succeed in doing so. His rage and indignation
+were therefore unbounded. One day the Ambassador and the
+Commissioner were together at the Embassy. 'I know,'
+said the Ambassador, 'that you are trying to get my place,'
+and he shook his fist in the face of Sir Henry, who mildly
+surveyed him and shrugged his shoulders."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sir Horace Rumbold writes charmingly of Henry Labouchere
+at Constantinople in 1863. "In August," he says,
+"the torrid heat drove me to seek for a while the cool breezes
+of the Bosphorus, and I then, for the first time, became
+acquainted with the wonders of Constantinople. Here I
+found at the Embassy Edward Herbert and got to know that
+remarkable, <i>original</i>, and most talented and kind-hearted
+of would-be cynics, Henry Labouchere."[<a id="chap03fn16text"></a><a href="#chap03fn16">16</a>] Later on, in the
+same volume of reminiscences, he gives another picture of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P64"></a>64}</span>
+the young secretary, whose diplomatic career was, however,
+soon to come to a close. "The Pisani dynasty were still
+masters of the situation when I arrived. Under the, in
+many ways, unfortunate tenure of the Embassy by Sir
+Henry Bulwer, Alexander Pisani, best known as the 'Count,'
+who was simply the Keeper of the Archives, had been made
+head of the Diplomatic Chancellerie of the Embassy, to the
+intense disgust of successive secretaries properly belonging to
+the Service. Pisani, it was said, had extorted this abnormal
+appointment from his chief by threatening to resign and
+write his memoirs. Henry Labouchere, among others,
+greatly resented the arrangement. Some years before, he
+had a passage of arms with the 'Count,' who had reproved
+him, so to speak, officially for absenting himself for the day
+from the Chancery on some occasion, without applying to
+him for leave to do so. The ridiculous affair was referred
+to Sir Henry Bulwer, and gave my friend Labby a charming
+opportunity of describing the 'Count' in a formal letter to
+the Ambassador. 'It seems to me,' he wrote, 'a singular
+dispensation that places a Greek nobleman of Venetian
+extraction, who profited by the advantages of a Pera
+education, in authority over a body of English Gentlemen.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere was always very amusing on the subject
+of his chief at Constantinople. He said that Lord Balling
+could not understand the value of money. He was so
+generous that he was always in financial difficulties. At one
+time the Embassy was reduced to such straits that there was
+no money to buy any decent wine. The difficulty was met
+in the following manner: At official dinners the grand-looking
+<i>maître d'hôtel</i> would solemnly say before pouring out the
+wine, "Château Lafitte '48," or "La Rose '52," and so on,
+all through dinner. As a matter of fact, the wine had really
+come from the neighbouring Greek isles, and had been
+doctored with an infusion of prunes to tone down the flavour
+of tar, which is inseparable from these insular vintages.
+Lord Dalling himself was so anxious to please that he would
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P65"></a>65}</span>
+quaff glass after glass of the horrible beverage, swallowing
+numberless pills the while as an antidote.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are many versions of the incident with which
+Labouchere chose to conclude his relations with the Diplomatic
+Service. The Foreign Office records of the date are
+not yet available, but I am indebted to Sir Audley Gosling
+for his recollections of the affair as it happened. In the
+summer of 1864, Labouchere found himself at Baden-Baden,
+enjoying the relaxation of a little gambling after his strenuous
+work in the service of his country. While there he received
+from Lord Russell, the Foreign Secretary, the usual
+stereotyped announcement of his promotion in the Diplomatic
+Service. It ran: "I have to inform you that Her Majesty
+has, on my recommendation, been pleased to promote you
+to be a Second Secretary in the Diplomatic Service to reside
+at Buenos Ayres."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere is said to have replied as follows: "I have
+the honour to acknowledge the receipt of your Lordship's
+despatch, informing me of my promotion as Second Secretary
+to Her Majesty's Legation at Buenos Ayres. I beg to state
+that, if residing at Baden-Baden I can fulfil those duties, I
+shall be pleased to accept the appointment." As this was
+the second joke he had played on Lord Russell, he was
+politely told that there was no further use for his services.[<a id="chap03fn17text"></a><a href="#chap03fn17">17</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A successful "system" is not an essential part of the
+educational equipment of a diplomat, but it may on occasion
+be a very useful extra to his other accomplishments.
+Mr. Labouchere found it so. "I used at one time," he said, "to
+take the waters every year at Homburg, and I invariably
+paid the expenses of my trip out of my winnings at the
+gambling-tables. It may have been luck, or it may have
+been system; but I give my system for what it is worth. I
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P66"></a>66}</span>
+used to write the following figures on a piece of paper: 3, 4,
+5, 6, 7. My stake was always the top and bottom figure
+added together. If I won, I scratched out these figures; if I
+lost, I wrote down the stake at the bottom of the figures, and
+I went on playing until all the figures on my piece of paper
+were erased. Thus my first stake (and I played indifferently
+on red or black) would be ten. If I won it, I scratched out
+three and seven. My next stake would be ten again, as four
+and six make ten. If I lost it, I wrote down ten at the bottom
+of my list of figures, and played fourteen, being the addition
+of the first and last figure on the list, viz. fourteen. The
+basis of the 'system' was this. Before reaching the
+maximum, I could play a series of even chances for about two
+hours, and if during these two hours I won one quarter as
+many times as the bank, plus five, all my figures were
+erased. During these two hours an even chance would be
+produced two hundred times. If, therefore, I won fifty-five
+times, and the bank won one hundred and forty-five times,
+I was the winner of twenty-five napoleons, florins, or
+whatever was my unit. Now let any one produce an even chance
+by tossing up a coin and always crying 'heads,' he will find
+that he may go on until Doomsday before the 'tails' exceed
+the 'heads,' or the 'heads' exceed the 'tails,' by ninety-five.
+I found this system in a letter from Condorcet to a
+friend, which I read in a book that I purchased at a stall on
+the 'Quai' at Paris. It may have been, as I have said,
+only luck; but all I can say is, that whenever I played it I
+invariably won."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of Mr. Labouchere's oldest friends, Mrs. Crawford,
+recently wrote to me a letter in which she made the following
+lucid remarks about his career in the Diplomatic Service:
+"I was acquainted," she says, "with many of his diplomatic
+comrades, and they often spoke of him in chat with me.
+Some were friendly, some were not. He had a very
+unguarded tongue, and discharged his shafts of satire, irony,
+humour in all directions, and every arrow that hit made an
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P67"></a>67}</span>
+enemy. I, mentally, used to take this into account in
+judging of their judgments, and the habit, which does not
+exist in England, of searching for mitigating circumstances
+helped me to make a fair and true estimate of his complex
+nature. I think he rather enjoyed, but <i>passagèrement</i>, being
+thought a Richard III., an Iago&mdash;an inveterate gambler. I
+soon came to the conclusion that this was partly due to a
+reaction against the idolatrous attitude of the English middle
+class and religious people towards Victoria and Albert, for
+it was shockingly fulsome&mdash;and the Queen early showed
+hostility towards him. His uncle, Lord Taunton, reflected
+her known sentiments, and so did Lord Clarendon. He was
+wrong, very wrong, to have treated the vile crime of
+Grenville Murray, and committed too in an Office capacity, as
+a thing of no consequence and the stumble made by an
+exceedingly clever man&mdash;a too great rarity in the British
+Consular Service. I have some recollection that she was
+furious with the Prince of Wales, who had not the virtue,
+in his early years at any rate, of reticence in speaking,
+for, on the authority of Mr. Labouchere, taking Grenville
+Murray's part against the Foreign Office in her presence.
+This, however, was only one of the reasons of her fixed
+hostility...."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The crime to which Mrs. Crawford refers as having been
+committed by Grenville Murray in an official capacity was
+that of forwarding private news to the <i>Morning Post</i> (to which
+paper he was secretly acting as correspondent) in the Foreign
+Office bag from Vienna, where he was an attaché in 1852,
+under Lord Westmorland. Mr. Labouchere declared in
+<i>Truth</i> that Lord Palmerston, having a private grudge against
+Prince Schwarzenberg, the Prime Minister of Austria, and
+wishing for special information about him to reach the
+British public, had come to a private understanding with
+Grenville Murray that his journalistic correspondence would
+be winked at. Unfortunately the "copy" fell into the
+hands of Lord Westmorland, who demanded from Lord
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P68"></a>68}</span>
+Palmerston the instant dismissal of Murray. Murray was
+not dismissed, but in a year's time was transferred to
+Constantinople, where Lord Stratford de Redcliffe reigned
+supreme. He had, of course, heard from Lord Westmorland
+about Murray's journalistic indiscretions, and hated him
+accordingly. Murray retorted by holding up his chief to
+every sort of ridicule to the English magazine-reading public;
+for he was a clever writer, and contributed largely to
+<i>Household Words</i>, then under the editorship of Charles Dickens.
+The Foreign Office soon thought it necessary to remove him,
+and he was appointed to the consul-generalship of Odessa.
+At Odessa the consul was just as unpopular as the attaché
+had been at Vienna and Constantinople. The defence of
+Grenville Murray, to which Mrs. Crawford refers, was
+probably founded upon facts contained in the following
+passage of an "Anecdotal Photograph" of Lord Derby,
+published by Mr. Labouchere in an early number of <i>Truth</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+When Lord Derby was at the head of the Foreign Office, he
+left all the appointments in the Diplomatic Service to the
+permanent officials, and, owing to this pococurantism, he did an
+act of injustice to one of the most brilliant <i>littérateurs</i> of the day.
+The gentleman in question had a consulship in the East. An able
+and brilliant man, he was naturally a <i>persona ingrata</i> to the high
+priests of red tape, and between them and him there was
+perpetual war, which at length culminated in a determination to
+remove him <i>per fas</i> or <i>per nefas</i> from the service. Certain
+charges were accordingly brought against this gentleman, who
+was put on his defence. The accused, who was then in London,
+applied for copies of certain papers from the archives of the
+Foreign Office which he considered essential to his complete
+exculpation. The officials at first declined to grant them, but,
+after a long correspondence, admitted the justice of the claim.
+The papers were sent accordingly, together with two separate
+letters, both bearing the same date. One announced that the
+documents had been forwarded, the other that Lord Derby had
+made up his mind on the whole case, and his decision was in these
+words: "I have accordingly advised the Queen to cancel your
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P69"></a>69}</span>
+commission as &mdash;&mdash;, and it is hereby cancelled accordingly." The
+recipient of this interesting epistle was at first inclined to
+treat it as a bad joke, but soon found that it was an authentic
+fact.[<a id="chap03fn18text"></a><a href="#chap03fn18">18</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+I have the great good fortune also to have received from
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt a brief memoir of Mr. Labouchere, which
+commences in his early diplomatic days, and though it carries
+us on almost to the end of his life, I think that its publication
+here will enable those readers who did not know Mr. Labouchere
+personally to get a sincere impression of the whole of his
+career, which cannot fail to be of assistance to them in
+elucidating his curious original personality from the maze of
+dates and details which are the inevitable appendages of a
+comprehensive biography. Mr. Blunt writes as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Feb. 13, 1913.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My acquaintance with Henry Labouchere dates, if I
+remember rightly, from the early spring of 1861. We were
+both then in the Diplomatic Service, and though not actually
+employed together, I had just succeeded him as unpaid
+attaché at the Frankfort Legation, and found him still lingering
+there when I came to take up my not very onerous duties
+that year under our chief, Sir Alexander Malet, Edward Malet's
+father. Labouchere's attraction to Frankfort was not Frankfort
+itself, but its close neighbourhood to Hombourg, where the
+gambling-tables still flourished, and where he spent nearly all
+his time. By rights he ought to have been at St. Petersburg,
+but pretended that he could not afford to travel to his new post
+except on foot, and so was staying on waiting to have his expenses
+paid by Government. His life at that time was an avowedly
+disreputable one, the society of Hombourg being what it was;
+and he was looked upon by the more strait-laced ladies of the
+Corps Diplomatique as something of a pariah. There was a
+good deal of talk about him, opinions being divided as to whether
+he was more knave or fool, greenhorn or knowing fellow, all
+which amused him greatly. He was in reality the good-hearted
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P70"></a>70}</span>
+cynic the world has since acknowledged him to be, with a keen
+appreciation of the <i>comédie humaine</i>, a contempt for aristocratic
+shams, and a philosopher's taste for low society.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have a coloured caricature I made of him of that date, 1861,
+in which he is represented as undergoing a conversion to
+respectability at the hands of Countess d'Usedom, the Olympia of
+the Bismarck memoirs, and wife of the Prussian Ambassador,
+with her two Scotch nieces in the preposterous crinoline dresses
+of the time. He figures in it as a round-faced young man with
+highly coloured cheeks, and an air of mock modesty which is very
+characteristic. It is labelled "The Deformed Transformed."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Later, I used to see him pretty frequently in London at the
+St. James' Club, of which we were both members. He was
+already beginning to be a recognised wit, and a central figure
+among talkers in the smoking-room. But I remember old
+Paddy Green of Evans' still maintaining that he was for all that
+a simple-minded fellow, made to be the prey of rogues. It was
+as such that he had known him some years before when Labouchere
+first appeared in London life and took up his quarters
+at Evans' Hotel in Covent Garden. The good Irishman had
+dolorous stories of the way in which his protégé had then been
+fleeced. "Poor Labouchere, poor Labouchere," he used to say,
+in his paternally emotional voice; "a good young man, but
+always his own worst enemy." His own worst enemy he
+certainly often was. I remember his coming into the Club one
+evening, it must have been in 1865, when he had just been elected
+M.P. for Windsor, and boasting to all of us who would listen to
+him, with every detail, how he had bribed the free and intelligent
+electors of the Royal Borough, an imprudence which caused him
+the misfortune of his being unseated immediately afterwards on
+petition.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Of the years that followed, when he was making his name as
+a journalist, and his fortune on the Stock Exchange, I have
+nothing particular to record. I came once more into close
+connection with him in 1882, at the time of the trial of Arabi at
+Cairo after Tel-el-Kebir. Labouchere, during the early months
+of the year, had been among those Radicals who in the House of
+Commons had followed Chamberlain and Dilke in pressing
+intervention in Egypt on the Foreign Office, and he made no
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P71"></a>71}</span>
+secret of the reason&mdash;he was a holder of Egyptian Bonds. The
+bombardment of Alexandria and the massacre of Tel-el-Kebir,
+with the revelations which followed of the intrigues which had
+caused the war, proved, however, too much for his political
+conscience, which was really sound, and having unloaded his
+Egyptian stock, which had gone up to higher prices (for he was not a
+man to neglect a Stock Exchange opportunity), he frankly
+repented of his sin, and from that time onwards did his best to repair
+the wrong to Egypt he had joined in doing. He subscribed
+handsomely to the "Arabi Defence Fund," was always ready to ask
+questions in the House, and did not scruple to reproach the Grand
+Old Man with his lapses at Cairo and in the Soudan from his
+Midlothian principles. In this connection I saw much of him
+from 1883 to 1885, years during which Egypt occupied so large
+a share of public attention, and always found him interested in
+the Egyptian cause and helpful.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He was living then in Queen Anne's Gate, and I was pretty
+sure to find him in the morning, and often stayed to lunch with
+him and his wife. He was uniformly gay and pleasant and ready
+to give news. No one ever was more generous in sharing his
+political knowledge with his friends, and I could count on him to
+tell me the true and exact truth of what was going on in the
+directions that interested me, without regard to the rules of
+secrecy so many public men affect. Of his wit too he was copiously
+lavish, as only those are who have it in supreme abundance,
+giving of his very best to a single listener as freely as to a larger
+audience. This, I always think, is the test of genius in the
+department of brilliant talking, and no one ever shone there more
+conspicuously than he did. His worldly wisdom was wonderful.
+Nor was it confined to things at home, the House of Commons,
+and the intrigue of Downing Street. He was really the only
+English Radical, with Dilke, who had an accurate acquaintance
+with affairs abroad, and he had his Europe at his finger-ends.
+He would have made an admirable ambassador, where any difficult
+matters had to be carried through, and he ought certainly
+to have been given the Embassy he so much desired at Washington.
+It was always his ambition, even stronger I think than
+that of holding Cabinet Office, to go back to his old diplomatic
+profession and give serious proof of his capacity in a service
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P72"></a>72}</span>
+where, as a young man, he had played the fool. The Foreign
+Office would have found itself the stronger for his help.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Our sympathy, which had begun about Egypt, was carried on,
+I am glad to remember, during the years of stress which followed,
+also to Ireland; and from first to last my experience of his political
+action has been that of a man courageously consistent in his love
+of liberty, his hatred of tyranny, and his contempt of the
+insincerities of public life. He was never taken in by the false
+arguments with which politicians conceal their treacheries, and he
+was never himself a betrayer. If my testimony can be of any
+service to his memory as an honest man, I freely give it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The last time I saw him was in the summer of 1902, when he
+came down with his wife and daughter to spend a week-end,
+July 12th to 14th, with me and my wife in Sussex. He had
+resolved to pass the rest of his days at Florence, and it was a
+farewell visit that he paid us. He had just bought Michael
+Angelo's Villa, and talked much about it and his design, philistine
+that he was, of turning it inside out, fitting it with electric
+light, and otherwise bedevilling it with modern improvements,
+uprooting the old trees in the <i>podere</i> and planting new ones.
+On matters of this sort he was a terrible barbarian, and took
+delight in playing the vandal with places and things which the
+rest of the world held in reverence. "Old Michael," he explained,
+"knew nothing about the comforts of a modern establishment,
+and it was time that he should learn them." Apart from this
+little <i>méchanceté</i>, he proved himself a most delectable companion,
+giving us a true feast of wit and wisdom the whole Sunday
+through. Sibyl, Lady Queensberry, was of our party, and Colonel
+Bill Gordon, General Gordon's nephew, with whom he had much
+talk about Khartoum and Egypt. Gordon was a good talker
+on his own subjects, and they got on well together, sitting up till
+half-past one the first night, telling story after story. Among
+them, I remember, Labouchere gave us accounts of his adventures
+in Mexico, and also of a ride he had taken from Damascus to
+Palmyra with Lady Ellenborough and her Bedouin husband,
+Sheykh Mijwel el Mizrab, with reminiscences of the early days
+we had spent together in the Diplomatic Service, his gambling
+acquaintances at Hombourg, and his duel in Sweden. He was
+especially interested in this visit to the Weald of Sussex, and in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P73"></a>73}</span>
+his having passed in the train almost within sight of Broome
+Hall, under Leith Hill, where he had lived as a boy. He had not
+been that way since, he said. The second evening he was less
+brilliant, as Hilaire Belloc had joined our party, a rival talker
+to whom he left the monopoly of our entertainment. But it
+was an altogether pleasant two days that we passed together.
+I am glad to have the recollection of them. Alas, they were the
+last we were to see of him, for he left England soon afterwards,
+and we never met again.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn1text">1</a>] Joseph Hatton, <i>Journalistic London</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn2text">2</a>] Mrs. T. P. O'Connor, <i>I, Myself</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn3text">3</a>] For the rest of this interesting letter see Chapter X.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn4text">4</a>] "Radical and Whigs," <i>Fortnightly Review</i>, Feb. 1, 1884.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn5text">5</a>] It is interesting to note that Mr. Crampton's
+proceedings in America did
+not stand in his way, so far as promotion
+in the service was concerned. He
+was appointed Envoy-Extraordinary at Hanover
+almost immediately; Lord
+Palmerston insisted upon his being made a
+K.C.B., and he became Ambassador
+at St. Petersburg in 1858. (<i>Dictionary of National Biography</i>.)
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn6text">6</a>] <i>Truth</i>, May 23, 1878.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn7text">7</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Feb. 8, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn8text">8</a>] Busch, <i>Our Chancellor</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn9text">9</a>] <i>Ibid.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn10text">10</a>] <i>Truth</i>, May 23, 1889.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn11text">11</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, July 14, 1884.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn12text">12</a>] Alexander II.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn13text">13</a>] <i>Truth</i>, July 16, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn14text">14</a>] <i>Truth</i>, May 23, 1878.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn15text">15</a>] <i>Florence Herald</i>, Dec. 28, 1909.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn16"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn16text">16</a>] Rumbold, <i>Recollections of a Diplomatist</i>, vol. ii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn17"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn17text">17</a>] The letter, signed by Lord Russell,
+appointing Henry Labouchere Second
+Secretary is dated February 3, 1863,
+so that the one, referred to by Sir Audley
+Gosling, appointing him to Buenos Ayres,
+must have been of later date. The
+latter is not in my possession.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap03fn18"></a>
+[<a href="#chap03fn18text">18</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Nov. 20, 1879.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap04"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P74"></a>74}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER IV
+<br><br>
+PARLIAMENTARY AMBITIONS
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1866-1869)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Being asked on some occasion, "Why do men enter
+Parliament?" Mr. Labouchere replied: "Some of
+them enter Parliament because they have been local Bulls of
+Bashan, and consider that in the localities where they have
+roared, and pawed the ground, they will be even more
+important than heretofore; some because they want to be peers,
+baronets, and knights; some because they have a fad to air;
+some because they want to have a try at climbing the greasy
+pole of office; some because they have heard that the House
+of Commons is the best club in London; some because they
+delude themselves that they are orators; some for want of
+anything better to do; some because they want to make a bit
+out of company promoting; and some because they have a
+vague notion that they are going to benefit their country
+by their devotion to legislative business." He frankly
+confessed, however, that none of the above considerations had
+influenced him in his own decision to enter upon a
+parliamentary life. Curiosity had been his inducement in the
+first place, and secondly, a conviction that the House would
+benefit considerably from contact with so sound a Radical as
+himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the autumn of the year that he left the Diplomatic
+Service, it was suggested to Mr. Labouchere by several
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P75"></a>75}</span>
+friends that he should come forward as a candidate in the
+next General Election for the borough of New Windsor.
+There was already another Liberal in the field&mdash;Mr. Flower
+of Stratford-on-Avon. Labouchere decided to confer with
+him on the subject. They met, accordingly, at the Reform
+Club, Labouchere having been previously warned by the
+Town Clerk of Windsor, Mr. Darvill, to act quite independently
+of Flower, as he was in the hands of agents, in whom
+the leading men of the place had little confidence.
+Mr. Labouchere describes in his own words the upshot of the
+interview: "We met at the Reform Club, in the presence of
+Mr. Grant (one of Flower's agents) and Mr. Darvill, junior.
+As, however, both of us evidently thought that only one
+Liberal could be returned at Windsor, and as each of us
+intended to be that Liberal, we separated without coming to
+any arrangement to act together."[<a id="chap04fn1text"></a><a href="#chap04fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere then went abroad, returning to England in
+January for a fortnight, during which time he gave a dinner
+at Windsor, held a public meeting, and identified himself as
+much as it was possible to do, in so short a time, with the
+local interests of the borough. In May, 1865, Mr. Flower
+retired from the candidature, because he felt that his agents,
+Grant and Dunn, had compromised him by corrupt practices.
+As these gentlemen had hired as many as twenty
+public houses for committee rooms, a number ludicrously out
+of proportion to the size of the constituency, he acted wisely
+in doing so. He informed Labouchere of his decision.
+Mr. Darvill also wrote, recommending Labouchere to return to
+England, and if he really intended to stand for Windsor, to
+take some steps for insuring his return by appointing agents,
+and taking the usual preliminary precautions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To continue the narrative in Mr. Labouchere's own
+words: "Sir Henry Hoare, a day or two after my return to
+England, called upon me to tell me that he had been in
+communication with Mr. Darvill, and that as Mr. Darvill
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P76"></a>76}</span>
+had told me he thought that, if two Liberal candidates acted
+firmly together, both might be returned, he came to propose
+to me to make common cause with him. The next day we
+called together on Mr. Durrant, a London solicitor, who had
+acted for Sir Henry Hoare, and we begged him to go down to
+Windsor, and after seeing the principal Liberals, to report to
+us the state of affairs. This he did. He told us Mr. Flower
+had engaged twenty committee rooms&mdash;a number which was
+clearly too great, and he recommended us to take on nine of
+them. We sent him down to Windsor again to arrange
+about the committee rooms and about taking on agents, and
+he, in conjunction with Mr. Last, retained the usual Liberal
+agents, who were the same as had been engaged by Mr. Flower.
+It was distinctly understood at the same time, that
+we only took on nine committee rooms. Mr. Flower, after,
+I believe, a long correspondence with Mr. Cleave, agreed
+to pay for the eleven committee rooms which he had engaged.
+Sir Henry Hoare and I were both returned as members for
+Windsor."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was an unfortunate action, however, on the part of the
+two Liberal candidates to make use of the same agents who
+had compromised Mr. Flower, and it cost them their seats.
+The election took place in November, 1865, and the result of
+the poll was as follows:
+</p>
+
+<pre style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif">
+ Sir Henry Hoare 324 votes
+ Mr. Labouchere 323 "
+ Mr. Vansittart (Cons.) 291 "
+ Col. Vyse (Cons.) 261 "
+</pre>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+On April 26, 1866, the chairman of a select committee,[<a id="chap04fn2text"></a><a href="#chap04fn2">2</a>]
+appointed to try the merits of the petition against the return
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P77"></a>77}</span>
+of Sir Henry Hoare and Mr. Labouchere for the borough of
+New Windsor, on the grounds that it was obtained by means
+of bribery, treating, and undue influence, announced that the
+committee had arrived at the following determination:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That Sir Henry Ainslie Hoare is not duly elected a
+burgess to serve in the present parliament for the borough of
+New Windsor. That Henry Labouchere, Esq., is not duly
+elected to serve in the present parliament for the borough of
+New Windsor. That Sir Henry Ainslie Hoare is, by his
+agents, guilty of bribery. That it has been proved that
+various acts of bribery have been committed by the agents of
+the sitting members by the engagement of an excessive
+number of public houses in which it was proved that none of
+the legitimate business of the election was transacted, and
+for which sums varying from £10 to £20 were paid. That
+it has not been proved that such acts were committed with
+the knowledge or consent of the said Sir Henry Hoare and
+the said Henry Labouchere, Esq. That the committee have
+no reason to believe that bribery and corruption extensively
+prevailed at the last election for the borough of New
+Windsor."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The committee had sat for six days before the above
+decision was arrived at, and many were the entertaining
+encounters between the defendants' counsel, the great
+Mr. Serjeant Ballantine, and the witnesses for the petitioners.
+One of the latter explained that he had voted for the
+Conservatives because Mr. Vansittart was a "very nice old
+man." Under cross-examination it was elicited with difficulty that
+Mr. Vansittart had not given his wife and daughter each
+a new dress. Being further pressed, he announced that
+he could prove it. "How?" questioned the counsel. "I
+haven't got no wife nor no daughter," complained the
+witness. A charge of presenting a silk gown to the wife of
+one of the electors was preferred against Henry Labouchere.
+He did not deny having done so. "The lady in question,"
+he explained, "was extremely good-looking, and I have
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P78"></a>78}</span>
+frequently noticed that a present of finery is a simple way to
+win the female heart. I regret that, in the particular case,
+I was unsuccessful, but, good God, you do not insinuate for a
+moment, do you, that I intended her husband to know
+anything about the affair?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The line of defence taken up by Labouchere will easily be
+seen by reading the letter he sent to the <i>Times</i> the day after
+the committee had reached their decision. I give it in full,
+with the exception of some sentences that have already been
+quoted:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ALBANY, April 26.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;In an article to-day on the recent decision of the
+Election Committees, you allude to the case of Windsor.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As your observations tend to lead those who read them to
+form the conclusion that my late constituents are somewhat
+corrupt, in justice to them, I should feel obliged to you to allow
+me to say a few words in their defence. It may be useful to
+future candidates to know on what grounds Sir Henry Hoare
+and I have been unseated....
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We were petitioned against on the usual charges of bribery
+and intimidation. To the charges of direct bribery and indirectly
+bribing by the promise of work we replied, I believe, to the
+satisfaction of the Committee. The case of the petitioners rested
+upon the charge that we had engaged too many committee rooms.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Committee unseated us because: "It had been proved
+that acts of bribery had been committed by the engagement, by
+the agents of the sitting members, of an excessive number of
+public houses, in which it was proved that none of the legitimate
+business of the election was transacted, and for which sums
+varying from £10 to £20 were paid. That it has not been proved
+that such acts were committed with the knowledge or consent
+of the said Sir Henry Hoare and the said Henry Labouchere."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now this decision must have been come to on the supposition
+that Sir Henry Hoare and I were responsible for the eleven
+committee rooms, paid for by Mr. Flower, because we both swore
+that the nine committee rooms were taken with "knowledge and
+consent." The Committee consequently must have concluded
+either that Mr. Flower, Mr. Durrant, Sir H. Hoare, and myself
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P79"></a>79}</span>
+were guilty of perjury in swearing that the payment by
+Mr. Flower was <i>bona fide</i>, or that Sir H. Hoare and I, in taking on
+agents in May, became responsible for what these agents had
+done in the interests of a third party during the winter.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Our case rested on the fact that "none of the legitimate
+business of the election" was transacted in Mr. Flower's public
+houses, and that if a bill with the words "Committee Rooms" was
+hung over any room in Mr. Flower's public houses it was because
+the publicans considered they would advertise their own political
+principles by showing that they had been engaged by a Liberal
+candidate who had retired. Every one knows that, if an
+electioneering bill over a public house is an advertisement for a
+candidate, it is also an advertisement for the public house, and
+that publicans like it to be supposed that they belong to one or
+other of the parties during a contested election. As a matter
+of fact some of Mr. Flower's publicans did not vote for me.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I may then fairly state that my late colleague and I were
+unseated because one of our agents had been concerned, months
+before he became our agent, in taking public houses in undue
+numbers for Mr. Flower.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now, sir, I would venture to call the attention of the Legislature
+to the new and strange principle of jurisprudence on which
+the decision of the Windsor Election Committee has been based.
+I do so in the interests of all candidates, for, as far as I am
+concerned, I have unfortunately no appeal against the decision.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is sufficiently difficult to prevent over zealous committee
+men and agents from compromising their candidate during the
+election; but, if he is to be retrospectively responsible for all
+their previous acts, I venture to say that no candidate can expect
+to hold his seat against a petition. Were the retrospective
+responsibility introduced into the procedure of courts of law no
+man would be safe. I might, sir, to-morrow have the advantage
+of making your acquaintance. Some days later I might take a
+servant whom you had formerly employed. Ought I to be hung
+if it were subsequently shown that you and the servant had
+murdered some one last January in London, while I was in
+Italy?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Were I still a member of the Legislature, I should myself
+point out the necessity of a reform in the composition of election
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P80"></a>80}</span>
+committees. As an elector of Westminster, I shall, through my
+representative, Capt. Grosvenor, present a petition to the House
+of Commons praying that some alteration be made in the present
+system, and that a properly qualified judge be added to every
+committee to explain the elementary principles of jurisprudence
+to well-intentioned gentlemen who know nothing about
+them.[<a id="chap04fn3text"></a><a href="#chap04fn3">3</a>]&mdash;I am, Sir, Your obedient servant,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+A number of extremely interesting letters appeared in the
+<i>Times</i>, on the subject of the New Windsor Election Petition,
+one other, only, of which I shall quote, as it puts the case for
+Mr. Labouchere and his colleagues in a perfectly clear light.
+It runs as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;My name having prominently appeared in the proceeding
+before the Election Committee in this case, and in
+communications made to you by Sir Henry Hoare and Mr. Labouchere,
+complaining of the decision of the committee, I trust you
+will not refuse me an opportunity of corroborating their
+statements. I may say, as a prelude, that the agents had the most
+distinct directions to do nothing in contradiction of the statutes
+relating to the election of members to serve in Parliament, and
+I proved, in evidence, my written instructions to that effect.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Sir Henry Hoare and Mr. Labouchere, being aware that
+Mr. Flower had retired by reason of his belief that he had been
+compromised by his agents, were most anxious to avoid becoming
+in any way identified with their proceedings; and, as regards the
+public houses, which had been taken on his behalf, the late
+members entirely repudiated, both personally, and through me,
+having anything whatever to do with them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+No one had authority to hire committee rooms but Mr. Last,
+the head agent at Windsor, and no complaint is made in
+the Committee's Report in respect of the nine houses engaged
+by him. Not a shilling has, to my knowledge or belief, been
+paid, or promised on account, of what I may, for brevity, call
+"Mr. Flower's public houses"; so that, in fact, these houses were
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P81"></a>81}</span>
+neither hired by, paid for, nor used by the late members or their
+agents.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The unseating, therefore, of the late members for New
+Windsor upon the grounds stated in the Report of the Committee
+is, I venture to suggest, unprecedented in the annals of election
+petitions, and affords just ground for complaint, and for giving,
+in future cases some appeal, where there may be a similar
+miscarriage of justice.[<a id="chap04fn4text"></a><a href="#chap04fn4">4</a>]&mdash;I am, Sir, Your obedient servant,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+G. J. DURRANT.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Henry Labouchere made his maiden speech during the six
+months that he was member for New Windsor. It was upon
+an uninteresting and complicated subject&mdash;namely, the
+inadequacy of our Neutrality Law to enable us to fulfil our
+international obligations towards foreign countries. The
+debate, begun in February, continued well into the March of
+1866. Labouchere made his speech on the 22nd of February.
+During the course of it he said that, having passed ten years
+in the Diplomatic Service, he had given some consideration to
+the subject of International Law, which had led him to
+believe that, from defects and inefficiency, our Neutrality
+Law was fraught not only with future danger to ourselves,
+but was calculated to prevent us from acting justly towards
+our Allies. He quoted, in support of his argument, the
+relations of England with the United States of America, the
+sympathy of America with Fenianism, and our loss of
+commerce with America.[<a id="chap04fn5text"></a><a href="#chap04fn5">5</a>] On March 7 he voted in favour
+of the Church Rates Abolition Bill, which was read for the
+second time on that day and committed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of course he was very funny on the subject of the election
+at New Windsor. He was fond of relating how it was that he
+first became an M.P. "I had to kiss the babies," he said,
+"pay compliments to their mothers, and explain the beauties
+of Liberalism to their fathers, who never could be got to say
+how they would vote. On the day of the election everything
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P82"></a>82}</span>
+turned upon half a dozen votes. I remember one Tory went
+out to fish in a punt, and the boatman who accompanied
+him was induced to keep him well out in the middle of the
+river, until the polling hour had passed. Another aged and
+decrepid Tory was kept in the house by having cabs run at
+him whenever he tried to issue from his door. Finally the
+Liberals won the day. On this the Tories petitioned. The
+committee decided that there had been no bribery, but
+unseated my colleague and myself because they thought that
+we had hired an excessive number of committee rooms."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And again: "One man at this election amused me. He
+hung about outside my committee room, and whenever he
+saw me he wrung my hand. On my first interview with this
+patriot, he informed me that, at an early hour of the morning,
+he had personated Dr. Cumming, and had voted for me as
+that divine. Each time I saw him during the day, he said
+that he had been personating some one, and always a
+clergyman. I remonstrated with him but uselessly."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The playwright, Herman Merivale, tells an anecdote
+about Henry Labouchere, in connection with the Windsor
+election, which it is very probable he heard from the whilom
+member himself. "Lord Taunton," writes Merivale, "uncle
+and precursor of our more famous Labby, is fabled to have
+lived in a general state of alarm at the strange proclivities of
+that unchastened heir, who has furnished the world with
+more amusing stories of a curious humour than any public
+man of his time. It is said that when Lord Taunton heard
+that his nephew contemplated public life, and proposed to
+stand for one of the county divisions in the district, he was
+much pleased at such a sign of grace, and asked if he could
+do anything for him. 'Really I think not,' replied the
+younger Henry, 'but I don't know. If you would put on
+your peer's robes, and walk arm-in-arm with me down the
+High Street of Windsor, it might have a good effect."[<a id="chap04fn6text"></a><a href="#chap04fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another opportunity soon occurred for Labouchere to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P83"></a>83}</span>
+re-enter the House of Commons. On the death of Mr. Robert
+Hanbury, one of the members for Middlesex, he presented
+himself to the electors, and was returned without opposition,
+on April 16, 1867. An extract from his address to the electors,
+dated March 29, is not without interest, as in it he unblushingly
+gives expression to the democratic principles to which
+he remained so faithful throughout his career. "Should
+you do me the honour," he said, "to return me to Parliament,
+it would be my first duty to co-operate with those who desire
+to effect the passage of an honest and straightforward
+measure of reform&mdash;such a measure as would prove to the
+large body of artisans and working men, whom I hold to be
+entitled to the franchise, that the House of Commons is not
+afraid of the people, nor averse to the free extension of
+political privileges, nor disposed to deny to the intelligent
+operatives a share in the government of the country to whose
+burdens they are called upon to contribute. If the Reform
+Bill proposed by the Tory Ministry is not capable of
+adaptation to such an end, I should not hesitate to give my
+adherence to any cause which may seem the most calculated
+to attain the desired object."[<a id="chap04fn7text"></a><a href="#chap04fn7">7</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While he was member for Middlesex, Labouchere was
+assiduous in his parliamentary duties. He spoke frequently
+and to the point, on such subjects as the "Expenses of
+Voters,"[<a id="chap04fn8text"></a><a href="#chap04fn8">8</a>] on "the Sale of Liquor on Sundays Bill"[<a id="chap04fn9text"></a><a href="#chap04fn9">9</a>] (a
+characteristically amusing speech), on "Licences" (Brewers'),[<a id="chap04fn10text"></a><a href="#chap04fn10">10</a>]
+on the "Military Knights of Windsor attending Church,"[<a id="chap04fn11text"></a><a href="#chap04fn11">11</a>]
+on "Appeals in the House of Lords."[<a id="chap04fn12text"></a><a href="#chap04fn12">12</a>] He objected to a
+vote to complete the sum of £2135 for building new Embassy
+houses in Madrid and Paris,[<a id="chap04fn13text"></a><a href="#chap04fn13">13</a>] and offered some practical
+suggestions as to the building (or buying) of new Embassy
+buildings at Therapia.[<a id="chap04fn14text"></a><a href="#chap04fn14">14</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P84"></a>84}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In short, he was an active and useful member. The
+speeches which have been most frequently quoted are the
+ones which he made on May 14, protesting against a vote
+of £137,524, for the upkeep of the Royal Parks and Pleasure
+Grounds,[<a id="chap04fn15text"></a><a href="#chap04fn15">15</a>]
+and his two speeches on the Public Schools Bill.[<a id="chap04fn16text"></a><a href="#chap04fn16">16</a>] In
+the former he asserted that it was unjust and quite illogical
+to prohibit the entrance of cabs into Hyde Park. Most of
+his friends, he announced, were not in a position to keep
+their own carriages, yet they passionately longed to drive
+about in the haunts of fashion. He himself suffered cruelly
+under the same longing and disability, and such an exclusion,
+he explained, was quite incompatible with the spirit of
+Liberalism. He referred to the regulations concerning the
+public parks of Vienna and Paris to show that the prejudice
+against hired vehicles was entirely British and snobbish.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On another occasion, Mr. Lowe had moved a clause to the
+effect that boys educated at public schools should be
+examined once a year, by an Inspector of Education, in simple
+reading, writing, and arithmetic, and that a report as to their
+attainments should be laid before Parliament.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On this Labouchere made an excellent speech. In the
+course of it, he said that he hoped Mr. Lowe's clause would
+be pressed to a division, because it was evident that most
+pupils at public schools did not know as much as an average
+charity boy. Complaint had been made that the whole time
+of public school boys was taken up by the study of Latin and
+Greek, but, as a matter of fact, they learned very little of these
+languages. An ordinarily educated German could converse
+with a foreigner in Latin, if the two had no other language in
+common, but how many Englishmen carried from a public
+school sufficient Latin to do this? He confessed that he
+himself, although he might be able to translate some half a
+dozen words of Latin, was wholly unable to translate a
+sentence of Greek, although he had studied those languages
+for years at a public school. He complained that this
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P85"></a>85}</span>
+ignorance was the fault of a system, and the misfortune of
+those who were obliged to undergo it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere used to relate the following reminiscence
+of the days when he was member for Middlesex: "It
+is a curious fact&mdash;such is the irony of fate&mdash;that these dues
+(the Middlesex Coal Dues) were once prolonged owing to me.
+About twenty years ago, I was member for Middlesex. A
+Bill was brought forward to prolong the dues in order to
+borrow the money for certain Metropolitan improvements.
+Now the dues are collected from the inhabitants, not only of
+the metropolis, but of all Middlesex. My constituents
+wanted the bridges over the Thames and the Lea, beyond the
+Metropolitan area, to be freed. So I persistently opposed the
+Bill by much talking, by amendments, and other such
+devices (for although blocking had not been invented,
+obstruction was even then not without its resources). This
+led to negotiation, and it was finally agreed that the
+prolongation should be for a still longer period than was
+proposed by the Bill, in order that money should also be
+borrowed to free the bridges."[<a id="chap04fn17text"></a><a href="#chap04fn17">17</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Derby's administration, under which Labouchere
+had become one of the Liberal members for Middlesex, was
+succeeded by the first administration of Mr. Disraeli. In
+December, 1868, the General Election took place, by which
+Mr. Gladstone, in his turn, was put, for the first time, at the
+head of Queen Victoria's Government. Mr. Labouchere
+presented himself for re-election at Middlesex in November.
+It was at first thought that both the sitting members, himself
+and Lord Enfield, would have a quiet "walk-over." The
+Conservatives, however, were determined to put forward at
+least one candidate, and they selected Lord George Hamilton,
+the third son of the Duke of Abercorn.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On November 2, both Henry Labouchere and Lord
+Enfield issued their addresses, Lord Enfield appealing to his
+electors on grounds no more vital than that he had
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P86"></a>86}</span>
+represented Middlesex in Parliament for the last eleven years, and
+Mr. Labouchere because he frankly avowed himself in
+favour of the disestablishment of the Anglican Church in
+Ireland as being likely to strengthen the establishment of the
+Church of England in the sister isle, and, to quote verbatim
+from his speech: "I shall," he said, "oppose the proposal
+which was made last year by the Government of Mr. Disraeli
+to endow a Roman Catholic university. While I
+respect the sincere convictions of my Roman Catholic
+countrymen and desire that their religious convictions should
+not subject them either to civil or political disqualification,
+I do not think that their Church or their educational
+establishments should have any portion of the revenues now
+enjoyed by the established Church." He went on to say:
+"Since a Conservative Government has been in power the
+public departments have vied with each other in
+extravagance. The efforts of private members in which I have
+joined have proved ineffectual to check the waste. The
+sooner Mr. Gladstone is in office the better for the taxpayer."[<a id="chap04fn18text"></a><a href="#chap04fn18">18</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The two Liberal candidates made public speeches to their
+electors on the same day that they issued their addresses.
+Labouchere made his in the British Schools at Brentford, and
+the points on which he argued were the disestablishment of
+the Irish Church and the waste of public money. The
+selection of Lord George Hamilton as the Conservative
+candidate gave him an opportunity of making some extremely
+annoying remarks. He referred to him as "a young gentleman
+who had lately joined the army&mdash;an unfledged ensign
+who was getting on with the goose step and preparing himself
+for the onerous duties connected with the Horse Guards,"
+and other taunting remarks of a similar nature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The embryo M.P., on November 9, stung to madness
+by Labouchere's witticisms, boldly announced himself as his
+opponent in particular. He hotly denied that his father had
+received annually for many years a large sum of money from
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P87"></a>87}</span>
+the State and then had been made a duke for his kindness in
+having accepted it. The Conservative meeting at which the
+young guardsman spoke would have been a decided political
+success had it not been for the zeal of the gentleman who
+seconded the vote of confidence. He remarked that, ever
+since the day when King John had signed the Magna Charta,
+the people of this country had been indebted to the
+aristocracy for all the liberties enjoyed in the Empire. Storms of
+groans and hisses met his well-meant remark, and though
+the vote of confidence was passed, the show of hands was
+manifestly against it.[<a id="chap04fn19text"></a><a href="#chap04fn19">19</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the real interest of the election was centred in the
+personal quarrel between the Liberal candidates, which
+resulted in a Tory being returned for Middlesex. They
+appeared each to be possessed with an ungovernable hatred
+for the other, which was extremely prejudicial to their cause.
+The occasion of their public rupture was a dispute over the
+selection of electioneering agents, and by November 12 the
+attitude of the belligerents had become so extremely abusive
+that an important conference of Liberals from all parts of
+Middlesex had to be convened to consider the disunited state
+of their interest, more especially as it related to the relative
+bearing of the candidates towards each other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whereupon Labouchere and Enfield each addressed a
+public meeting and gave their separate versions of the
+quarrel. The delight of the Tories was excessive, and they
+did all they could to foment the affair. The <i>Times</i> rose to
+unaccustomed heights of irony in a leading article occasioned
+by the following not exactly conciliatory letter addressed by
+Labouchere to its editor:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;In the interests of the party Lord Enfield and I would
+do well to adjourn the discussion of all personal differences until
+after the Election. Lord Enfield had distinctly refused to unite
+before those differences arose; our discussion therefore has
+nothing to do with our political disunion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P88"></a>88}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The constituency wish our union, I wish it too&mdash;but
+personal relations need not be renewed. Lord Enfield considers
+himself and Lord George Hamilton to be what he is pleased to
+call "scions of a noble stock." I am a man of the middle class.
+He considers himself my superior. Let us agree to differ on this
+point.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+"It is fortunate," remarked the <i>Times</i>, "that the Liberal
+majority bids fair to be a large one, for otherwise the future
+historians of Great Britain might have a somewhat
+undignified episode to narrate in the electioneering contest of
+1868, between the two great parties of the State. If the
+Liberals and the Conservatives happened to be running
+each other so closely that one seat more or less might
+determine the policy of the new Parliament, the Middlesex
+election would probably have an odd part to play in British
+annals. Every reader of Liberal imagination can easily
+conjure up for himself a picture of the calamities that might,
+under evil stars, overtake this country if the Liberals found
+themselves not strong enough to carry out their present
+programme, and the Irish Church were left still standing,
+with Ireland, as the natural result of so much anxious and
+fruitless agitation, more discontented than ever. Let him
+then suppose that all these imagined misfortunes had to be
+borne in consequence of his party having lost a seat for
+Middlesex, because Lord Enfield objects 'on personal
+grounds' to Mr. Labouchere! Lord Chesterfield has told us
+that great events are really due to much smaller causes than
+historians, with a duly jealous regard for the dignity of their
+profession, dare admit. The Liberal majority in the next
+Parliament might, if it so happened, be lost and the
+programme of national policy at a critical moment reversed
+because Mr. Labouchere has called Lord Enfield 'a sneak,'
+and Lord Enfield objects to Mr. Labouchere's want of blue
+blood! We doubt whether Gibbon himself could give the
+proper professional air of historical dignity to such an episode
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P89"></a>89}</span>
+in the decline and fall of Great Britain as this. According
+to the first report of this squabble we read, Lord Enfield
+distinctly refused to meet Mr. Labouchere, while
+Mr. Labouchere, after showing that he had hitherto all along
+conducted himself as a very model of meekness, bearing
+endless snubs and rebuffs from his haughty adversary for the
+public good, suddenly turned round and insisted that he
+would 'fight single-handed' without any reference to his
+brother Liberal. It appears that, if the Liberals work
+properly, the Conservative candidate, despite all the
+advantages of high birth and impetuous youth, ought to be
+beaten, but that otherwise he has a chance of success. It
+would be too bad if a Liberal seat were thus endangered,
+and we trust Lord Enfield will accept Mr. Labouchere's
+compromise, and console himself by reflecting that he can
+still object as strenuously as ever to his plebeian adversary
+in private."[<a id="chap04fn20text"></a><a href="#chap04fn20">20</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Enfield protested angrily in the next day's <i>Times</i>
+against the accusation of having referred to himself as a
+"scion of a noble house," and, oddly enough, his letter
+appeared just below one sent to the paper by the Committee
+of the Reform Club:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+THE REFORM CLUB, <i>Monday Evening</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Committee of the Reform Club having, in consequence
+of the suggestions which have been made to them, taken into
+consideration the differences between Lord Enfield and myself,
+and having expressed an opinion that it is due to Lord Enfield
+that I should withdraw certain offensive expressions which I used
+concerning him, and that I should now express my regret for
+having used them, and, as I am now informed by the Committee
+that they have ascertained from Lord Enfield that he had no
+intention of doubting my word, as I imagined he did, on the
+occasion I referred to, I have no hesitation in at once acting on
+the advice of the Committee.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P90"></a>90}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A patch was thus temporarily placed over the breach, for
+the benefit of the public, but the electors of Middlesex had no
+delusions on the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The meeting for the nomination of candidates at Brentford
+was a rowdy affair, the proceedings being of a most
+disorderly nature. The re-election of Lord Enfield was
+proposed and the proposition was received with groans and
+hisses. Then Labouchere's re-election was proposed. At
+that point the disorder became uncontrollable. The
+interruption had commenced with the appearance of a band of
+roughs, wearing the Conservative card in their hats, who
+began to hoot and groan at the Liberal speakers. After this
+had gone on for a few minutes, another band, not quite so
+numerous, but of the same low class, poured into the square,
+bearing the Liberal cards on their hats. The two rival
+factions severally hooted the speaker on the opposite side.
+The roughs who were first in the field (the Conservatives had
+engaged a band of a hundred roughs, seven of whom were
+known to be prize-fighters) then began to hustle the others,
+and had nearly borne them out of the square, when the police
+made a charge upon them, but without using their staves, and
+for a moment restored order. The same disorderly conduct
+was, however, renewed and several fights took place under
+the eyes of the sheriffs. The crowd swayed to and fro, and
+the din and uproar was so continuous and incessant that the
+rest of the proceedings had to be carried on in dumb show.
+When the sheriff called for a show of hands for Lord Enfield
+every hand on the right of a line drawn from the centre of the
+hustings was held up. For Mr. Labouchere about the same
+number seemed to go up. For Lord George Hamilton all the
+hands on the left of the line went up. The numbers seemed
+pretty nearly divided. It at first appeared that Mr. Labouchere
+had the show of hands, and the sheriffs had, it was believed,
+decided, or were about to decide, in his favour, when it
+was pointed out to them that many Conservatives had held up
+their hands for Lord Enfield, while, on the other hand, all the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P91"></a>91}</span>
+Liberals had held up both their hands for Mr. Labouchere.
+The sheriffs, after consultation, accordingly declared that
+the show of hands was in favour of Lord Enfield and Lord
+George Hamilton.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The election took place on November 24, and the result
+of the poll was as follows:
+</p>
+
+<pre style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif">
+ Lord George Hamilton 7638 votes
+ Lord Enfield 6387 "
+ Mr. Labouchere 6297 "
+</pre>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Before the declaration of the poll, two cabs with placards
+of "Plump for Enfield" were seen in the streets, which were
+followed by others bearing "Plump for Labouchere." This
+was believed to have been a ruse of the enemy, but there were
+some who thought it was a joke of Labouchere's. He
+however vehemently denied any knowledge of it. There was
+huge excitement at the official declaration of the poll.
+Henry Labouchere, "the real Liberal candidate," as he was
+called, had been met by his friends at Kew Bridge, who had
+accompanied him to the meeting. He was evidently the
+favourite,[<a id="chap04fn21text"></a><a href="#chap04fn21">21</a>] and the populace took out his horses and insisted
+upon dragging his carriage through the town. Enfield was
+hissed and hooted. Labouchere made a dignified speech,
+in which he referred to the practical disenfranchisement of
+Middlesex, by its election of a Conservative and a Liberal,
+and he insisted strongly and ably upon the necessity of
+organisation in all electioneering work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere published the following absurd reminiscence
+of this election in an early number of <i>Truth</i>: "A
+candidate knows very little of the details of his election, but,
+so far as I could make out, dead men played a very important
+part, on both sides, in this contest between Lord George and
+me. No sooner were the booths open than men long
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P92"></a>92}</span>
+removed from party strife rose from their graves, and hurriedly
+voted either for him or for me."[<a id="chap04fn22text"></a><a href="#chap04fn22">22</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+An amusing episode of the Middlesex election of 1868 was
+the mistake which the supporters of Mr. Labouchere made
+in mistaking Mr. Henry Irving for their defeated candidate.
+Mr. Labouchere himself related the story some sixteen
+years later, when there was a report current that the famous
+actor was about to offer himself as a parliamentary candidate.
+"Irving did once appear upon the hustings," he said,
+"and it was in this wise. I was the defeated candidate at a
+Middlesex election. Those were the days of hustings and
+displays, and it was the fashion for each candidate to go
+down to Brentford in a carriage and four to thank his
+supporters. On the morning of the day when I had to
+perform this function, Irving called upon me, and I invited
+him to accompany me. Down we drove. I made an inaudible
+speech to a mob, and we re-entered our carriage to
+return to London. In a large constituency like Middlesex,
+few know the candidates by sight. Irving felt it his duty to
+assume a <i>mine de circonstance</i>. He folded his arms, pressed
+his hat over his brows, and was every inch the baffled
+politician&mdash;defeated, sad, but yet sternly resigned to his fate. In
+this character he was so impressive that the crowd came to
+the conclusion that he was the defeated candidate. So
+woebegone, and so solemnly dignified, did he look that they were
+overcome with emotion, and, to show their sympathy, they
+took the horses out of the carriage and dragged it back to
+London. When they left us, I got up to thank them, but
+this did not dispel the illusion. 'Poor fellow,' I heard
+them say, as they watched Irving, 'his feelings are too much
+for him,' and they patted him, shook hands with him, and
+thanked him."[<a id="chap04fn23text"></a><a href="#chap04fn23">23</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A <i>Times</i> leader of November 30 made the following
+comments on the Middlesex election: "In Middlesex, the
+minority has been allowed not only a representative, but a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P93"></a>93}</span>
+place at the head of the poll, by the selection of two Liberal
+candidates, almost avowedly in competition, and with some
+unexplained circumstance of personal antagonism. Though
+it is likely enough many of the votes have been split between
+the two successful candidates, it is evident on the face of the
+return that a better selected pair of Liberal candidates might
+have carried both seats. Few persons will quarrel with a
+result which gives one of the most important minorities in
+the kingdom a voice in Parliament, but the result is a fluke
+rather than the consequence of a sound intention or of a wise
+provision of law."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the General Election of 1874, Mr. Labouchere made
+another attempt to enter the House of Commons. He first
+offered himself at Southwark, but, as he was one of six Liberal
+candidates, he withdrew, and presented himself for election
+at Nottingham. At Nottingham also there was a superfluity
+of Liberal candidates, but two of these, Mr. Labouchere
+and Mr. Laycock, would probably have got in, had it not
+been for the determined antagonism of Mr. Heath, the
+Labour candidate, to Mr. Labouchere. It was also asserted
+by the leading Liberals of the place that the seats were lost,
+because Mr. Labouchere's advanced Radicalism scandalised
+the Liberal supporters. Be that as it may, the result of
+the election was that two Conservatives were returned for
+Nottingham. Mr. Labouchere was as usual philosophical
+upon the subject of his unsuccessful election: "When one is
+in," he said, "one wants to be out, and when one is out, one
+wants to be in. La Bruyère says that no married people
+ever pass a week without wishing, at least once, that they
+were unmarried, and so I suspect it is with most M.P.'s."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There were many amusing stories about Mr. Labouchere
+current at this time. One of the best that appeared in the
+Nottingham papers during the election was the following:
+"He went to a fancy dress ball in London, wearing diplomatic
+uniform, and on presenting himself at the door, he
+was refused admission by a policeman. 'Why?' said
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P94"></a>94}</span>
+Mr. Labouchere. 'Because no one is allowed here in a
+diplomatic uniform,' said the 'bobby.' 'Confound your
+impudence,' growled the ex-member for Middlesex, 'I will
+go in.' 'Not in diplomatic dress, no one's to pass here in
+diplomatic togs,' repeated Mr. Bluebottle; 'my order is to
+watch this door for that special purpose.' 'What's your
+name, scoundrel?' yelled the financial editor of the <i>World</i>;
+'my name is Labouchere, and I will enter.' 'And mine,'
+rejoined the amateur policeman, 'is Lionel Brough.' They
+walked upstairs arm-in-arm together."
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn1text">1</a>] <i>Times</i>, April 27, 1866.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn2text">2</a>] The committee was composed as follows:
+Mr. John Tomlinson Hibbert
+(Chairman), Mr. Robert Dalglish,
+Mr. Arthur Wellesley Peel,
+Hon. Fredk. Stanley, and Major Waterhouse.
+It sat for six days. The counsel for the
+petitioners were: Mr. W. H. Cooke, Q.C.,
+Mr. Matthews, and Mr. Campbell
+Bruce. For the defendants: Mr. Serjeant
+Ballantine and Mr. Biron.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn3text">3</a>] <i>Times</i>, April 27, 1866.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn4text">4</a>] <i>Times</i>, April 27, 1866.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn5text">5</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, vol. 181, s. 3.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn6text">6</a>] Herman Merivale, <i>Bar, Stage, and Platform</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn7text">7</a>] <i>Times</i>, April 2, 1867.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn8text">8</a>] <i>Times</i>, July 5, 1867.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn9text">9</a>] <i>Times</i>, March 19, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn10text">10</a>] <i>Times</i>, March 25, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn11text">11</a>] <i>Times</i>, June 24, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn12text">12</a>] <i>Times</i>, May 29, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn13text">13</a>] <i>Times</i>, May 1, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn14text">14</a>] <i>Times</i>, April 21, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn15text">15</a>] <i>Times</i>, May 15, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn16"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn16text">16</a>] <i>Times</i>, June 17 and 24, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn17"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn17text">17</a>] <i>Truth</i>, November 25, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn18"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn18text">18</a>] <i>Times</i>, November 3, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn19"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn19text">19</a>] <i>Times</i>, November 10, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn20"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn20text">20</a>] <i>Times</i>, November 14, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn21"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn21text">21</a>] <i>Times</i>, November 27, 1868.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn22"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn22text">22</a>] <i>Truth</i>, April, 1878.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap04fn23"></a>
+[<a href="#chap04fn23text">23</a>] <i>Truth</i>, April 24, 1884.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap05"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P95"></a>95}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER V
+<br><br>
+JOURNALISM AND THE STAGE
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1864-1880)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After he had been unseated for Windsor, Mr. Labouchere
+went abroad for some months, most of which
+time he spent at Nice. He also went to Florence, and was at
+Homburg, in 1868, just before the General Election. His
+connection with journalism began at this period, as he sent
+frequent letters to the <i>Daily News</i>, both from Nice and
+Florence. These were always remarkable for their pithiness
+and wit, although he had by no means developed the style
+which he brought to perfection two years later as "The
+Besieged Resident," and which made his fame as a journalist.
+In 1868, he became part proprietor of the <i>Daily News</i>, which
+it was decided to issue for the future as a penny paper.[<a id="chap05fn1text"></a><a href="#chap05fn1">1</a>] Sir
+John Robinson thus describes the syndicate of which
+Mr. Labouchere became a member: "The proprietors of the
+<i>Daily News</i>, a small syndicate which never exceeded ten
+men, were a mixed body, hardly any two of whom had
+anything in common. The supreme control in the ultimate
+resort rested with three of them, Mr. Henry Oppenheim, the
+well-known financier, with politics of no very decided kind;
+Mr. Arnold Morley, a Right Honourable, an ex-party Whip,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P96"></a>96}</span>
+and a typical ministerial Liberal; and Mr. Labouchere, the
+Radical, financier, freelance. Others had but a small holding,
+and practically did not count, save as regards any moral
+influence they might bring to bear on their colleagues at
+Board meetings."[<a id="chap05fn2text"></a><a href="#chap05fn2">2</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The new editor selected for the penny <i>Daily News</i> was
+Mr. Frank Hill, but the paper was run at a loss until the
+winter of 1870, when the special war news published in its
+columns caused the circulation to increase in one week from
+50,000 to 150,000. Mr. Robinson, its far-seeing manager,
+attributed the success of the paper, at this period, first, to the
+excellence of his correspondents, and secondly, to his having
+insisted upon having the whole of his news telegraphed to
+London, instead of being transmitted by the post. The
+number of the correspondents on the staff of the <i>Daily News</i>
+during the war was seventeen, of which the chief was
+Mr. Archibald Forbes, who may be rightly described as a prince
+among journalists. Henry Labouchere too had the main
+<i>heureuse</i> where newspapers were concerned. His Paris
+letters were eagerly read all over the civilised world, the
+excitement and interest created by them being even more
+vehement in America than in London. The fortune of the
+<i>Daily News</i> was made,[<a id="chap05fn3text"></a><a href="#chap05fn3">3</a>] and from then onwards for many
+years the great organ of Liberalism grew and flourished.
+When Mr. Labouchere sold his share[<a id="chap05fn4text"></a><a href="#chap05fn4">4</a>] in 1895 he did so at a
+large profit. As I shall not have occasion to return again to
+Mr. Labouchere's financial connection with the <i>Daily News</i>,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P97"></a>97}</span>
+I shall give in this place an account Mr. Lionel Robinson
+recently wrote to me of the transaction: "So many contradictory
+statements have been put forward in the press with
+reference to the late Mr. Labouchere's pecuniary interest in
+the <i>Daily News</i>, that you may not be unwilling to find space
+for the recollections of one who heard at the time, and
+subsequently, various versions of the story. My own impression,
+derived from personal intercourse, is that some time about
+1868 or a little later, Mr. Labouchere purchased a quarter
+share in the newspaper for about £14,000, and further, that
+the vendor was Mr. Henry Rawson of Manchester. I do
+not pretend to know what were the annual profits of the
+paper, beyond the fact that they increased enormously
+during the twenty years dating from the Austro-Prussian
+War and its subsequent developments. It was, therefore,
+not surprising that when Mr. Labouchere decided to sell his
+share in the paper it should have commanded a high price.
+I have heard it, from a certain distance of time from the
+event, placed as high as £92,000, but my personal recollection
+is that the sum mentioned by Mr. Labouchere was
+£62,000 or thereabouts."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In one of Mr. Labouchere's letters from Nice to the
+<i>Daily News</i> he gave a characteristic account of some of his
+compatriots abroad. The following quotation from it will
+show the reader that, if he had not yet acquired the style of
+his later work, the spirit of it was very active&mdash;the spirit
+which made him hate mediocrity and pretentiousness:
+"Here, as in almost every foreign watering-place, there is a
+colony of English Bohemians, who live among themselves,
+give each other tea parties and such mild festivities, frequent
+charity and other public balls, abuse each other and every
+one else, pet the English clergyman or denounce his doctrines,
+worry their Consul with every kind of complaint and
+requirement, and keep up a gallant and hopeless struggle to
+penetrate into foreign society. As most of them only speak
+their own language, as the men, who, no doubt, have many
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P98"></a>98}</span>
+solid virtues, are devoid of the art of pleasing in a mixed
+society, and the women, pillars as they are of virtue, have
+little of the Siren about them, foreign society does not
+respond to their advances."[<a id="chap05fn5text"></a><a href="#chap05fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere was not so successful over his speculation in
+theatre property. In the October of 1867, Messrs. Telbin
+and Moore did up the New Queen's Theatre, formerly
+St. Martin's Hall, in Long Acre, and it was opened under the
+management of Mr. Alfred Wigan, one of the most
+accomplished comedians of the day. Mr. Alfred Wigan had a
+mysterious partner in management, and Herman Merivale,
+who had written a most successful farce, as the curtain
+raiser for the new theatre, gives a charming little account of
+his discovery of the identity of the mysterious personage.
+Alfred Wigan soon wanted some melodrama for the theatre,
+and Merivale wrote a play. Wigan told him that he must
+submit it to his partner. "Two or three days afterwards,"
+writes Merivale, "I was sent in fear and trembling to the
+manager's room at the Queen's, to meet the mysterious
+partner. I was introduced, and, sitting at the table with a
+cigarette in his mouth, I saw Labouchere. 'Good Lord!' he
+said, 'are <i>you</i> the eminent author?' 'Heavens!' quoth I,
+'are <i>you</i> the mysterious partner?'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Both of us had carefully concealed our hidden sin at the
+dinner party.[<a id="chap05fn6text"></a><a href="#chap05fn6">6</a>] What struck me most was a small array of
+bills of the new play hung all round, each printed with a
+different title, that the mysterious partner might see which
+looked best. It was, at all events, bold expenditure. <i>Time
+and the Hour</i> was the title that the authors[<a id="chap05fn7text"></a><a href="#chap05fn7">7</a>] had hit upon;
+and Labouchere decided that it should be chosen. 'It's
+a splendid title, I think,' he said. 'Delighted that you
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P99"></a>99}</span>
+say so,' was my flattered answer. 'It really is, you know.
+Do for any play whatever that ever was written.'"[<a id="chap05fn8text"></a><a href="#chap05fn8">8</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Time and the Hour</i>, as it turned out, was, in its way, a kind
+of curiosity. For the cast comprised, besides Wigan himself,
+a whole bouquet of coming managers, some of whom were at
+the beginning of their professional careers. There were
+J. L. Toole, Lionel Brough, John Clayton, and Charles Wyndham.
+Other plays acted at the Queen's Theatre under
+Mr. Labouchere's management were Tom Taylor's <i>Twixt Axe and
+Crown</i>, and H. J. Byron's <i>Dearer than Life</i>. In the former
+the lovely Mrs. Wybert Rousby flashed for the first time in
+her full beauty on the London stage, and in the latter the
+cast included Henry Irving, J. L. Toole, John Clayton,
+Lionel Brough, and Charles Wyndham, and last, but most
+important of all, as Lucy, that clever artist and fascinating
+personality, Henrietta Hodson, who afterwards became Mrs.
+Labouchere. Another star at the Queen's Theatre, during
+the first year of Mr. Labouchere's management, was Ellen
+Terry. She thus describes herself playing there in the
+<i>Double Marriage</i>. "As Rose de Beaurepaire," she writes,
+"I wore a white muslin Directoire dress and looked absurdly
+young. There was one curtain which used to convulse
+Wyndham. He had a line, 'Whose child is this?' and there
+was I looking a mere child myself, and with a bad cold in my
+head too, answering: 'It's <i>bine</i>!' The very thought of it
+used to send us off into fits of laughter."[<a id="chap05fn9text"></a><a href="#chap05fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A contemporary picture of Mr. Labouchere at this time is
+given by Mr. George Augustus Sala, in his <i>Life and
+Adventures</i>. Mr. Labouchere had begged Sala to write him a play,
+full of exciting situations. "An appointment was made with
+him," said Sala, "to meet Halliday (another dramatic
+author) and myself at ten o'clock one evening at the Queen's
+Theatre. He was then one of the members for the County of
+Middlesex. He struck me as being in all respects a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P100"></a>100}</span>
+remarkable man, full of varied knowledge, full withal of humorous
+anecdotes, and with a mother wit very pleasant to listen to.
+His conversation was to me additionally interesting, because,
+when I was in Mexico, I had gone over most of the ground
+which he had travelled."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first numbers of <i>Truth</i> abound with news of the
+Queen's Theatre, and the unvarnished accounts Mr. Labouchere
+gave of the contretemps that occurred during his
+management, and the strange, unexpected things that
+happened, possibly contributed to the lack of consideration
+he experienced as a theatrical manager. Here is part of an
+article devoted to the art of the stage, published during the
+first year of <i>Truth</i>: "The play on which I lost most was an
+adaptation of <i>The Last Days of Pompeii</i>. Everything went
+wrong in this piece. I wanted to have&mdash;after the manner of
+the ancients&mdash;acrobats dancing on the tight rope over the
+heads of the guests at a feast. The guests, however,
+absolutely declined to be danced over. Only one acrobat made
+his appearance. A rope was stretched for him, behind the
+revellers, and I trusted to stage illusion for the rest. The
+acrobat was a stout negro. Instead of lightly tripping it
+upon his rope, he moved about like an elephant, and finally
+fell off his rope, like a stricken buffalo. In the second act
+the head of a statue was to fall off, and to crush Mr. Ryder,
+who was a magician. There was a man inside the statue,
+whose mission was to push over its head. With folded arms
+and stern air, Mr. Ryder gazed at the statue, awaiting the
+portentous event that was to crush him to the earth,
+notwithstanding the mystic power that he wielded. The head
+remained firm on its neck. The man inside had solaced
+himself with so much beer, that he was drunk and incapable,
+and Mr. Ryder had, much to the amazement of the audience,
+to knock down the head that was to crush him. In the third
+act the stage represented a Roman amphitheatre. In the
+midst of a gorgeously dressed crowd sat Mr. Ryder. 'Bring
+forth the lion!' he said. The audience thrilled at the idea
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P101"></a>101}</span>
+of a real lion being marched on to the stage. Now I had no
+lion, and I had discarded the idea of putting a lion skin on a
+donkey. An attendant therefore walked in and said, 'Sir,
+the lion will not come.' Those of the audience who were
+not hissing, roared with laughter. The last act was to
+represent the eruption of Vesuvius and the destruction of
+Pompeii. The mountain had only been painted just in time
+for the 'first night.' I had never seen it. What was my
+horror when the curtain rose upon a temple with a sort of
+large sugar loaf behind it. At first I could not imagine what
+was the meaning of this sugar loaf. But when it proceeded to
+emit crackers I found that it was <i>Vesuvius</i>!"[<a id="chap05fn10text"></a><a href="#chap05fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes he let the theatre, and on that subject he was
+almost pathetic: "Whenever this theatre is to let," he
+wrote, "I am complimented by numerous persons with
+proposals which prove that I am regarded by them as the
+most credulous and confiding of human beings&mdash;hardly
+indeed a human being, but a simple, convenient lamb
+... nothing that I can do convinces them that I am not a lamb
+covered with nice long wool and eager to be shorn. On these
+occasions I remember that the tempering of the wind to the
+shorn lamb is, after all, but a poetical figure, and therefore
+I take care to meet the tempest with a fleece on my back."[<a id="chap05fn11text"></a><a href="#chap05fn11">11</a>] He
+had not a high opinion of dramatic artists, as men of
+business. "I confess," he said, "that for my own part I
+have never understood the meaning of high art in its dignified
+aspect. I never, in the course of my existence, came across
+one of its votaries&mdash;painter, sculptor, author, or architect&mdash;who
+was ready to sacrifice one farthing of his own at its
+shrine. I once was the owner of a theatre, and I was
+perpetually at war with authors and actors who wanted me to
+ruin myself on the altar of high art, but I soon found that
+this was a term which they used for their own fads. Once I
+produced a play by Charles Reade. It was a failure, and
+on the first night I was sitting with him in a box. 'They
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P102"></a>102}</span>
+seem to be hissing, Mr. Reade,' I said. 'What of that?' he
+replied; 'if you want to please such a public as this, you
+should not come to me for a play.'"[<a id="chap05fn12text"></a><a href="#chap05fn12">12</a>] He had an amusing
+story too to relate of how he rode roughshod over Tom
+Taylor's artistic prejudices by insisting upon a chemical fire
+being lit upon the stage at his production of the latter's <i>Joan
+of Arc</i>, in the flames of which the heroine (Mrs. Rousby) was
+to perish realistically, instead of being wafted to Heaven in
+the arms of angels, as the author had planned she should be.
+But the story of his theatre-management days that he was
+fondest of telling was in connection with the late Sir Henry
+Irving. The latter, at a big banquet he gave to a party of his
+friends, was relating some of the events of his professional
+career. "And to think, Labby," he said, turning to his old
+friend, "that I was once receiving five pounds a week from
+you!" "Three pounds, Henry, my boy," retorted
+Labouchere quickly, "only three."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He professed the greatest contempt, and considering the
+financial failure of his management of the Queen's Theatre,
+perhaps naturally so, for those stingy votaries of pleasure
+who were always cadging him for orders for his theatre.
+"Theirs," he said, "is the meanest, most sneaky and
+contemptible form of beggary." But he got the better of one
+of these beggars. One day his tailor asked him for an order.
+He sent it to him, but the next morning he sent the tailor an
+"order" entitling the bearer to a new suit of clothes. The
+tailor, realising the tit for tat, sensibly complied with the
+request, but ever afterwards bought his tickets for the
+"Queen's" in the conventional manner. Another set of
+persons who encountered his righteous wrath in his theatre
+days were the would-be dramatic authors. He described
+how hundreds of worthless plays were sent him, resembling,
+in their incoherence and lack of perspective, the crude pencil
+drawings of infants. He gave in <i>Truth</i> the opening of one of
+them, further than which, he explained, he did not read:
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P103"></a>103}</span>
+"The broad Mississippi is seen rolling its turbid flood towards
+the ocean, and carrying with it the debris of a village.
+Steamers come and go on its surface. On a frail raft a man
+and a woman are crossing the river. Enter the negroes
+from a plantation monotonously singing."[<a id="chap05fn13text"></a><a href="#chap05fn13">13</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He attributed the failure of his own adaptation of
+Sardou's <i>La Patrie</i> to the narrow powers of appreciation
+possessed by Londoners. "They fancy," he wrote, "that no
+drama or melodrama can be good, which does not conform
+to certain rules. The heroine must be the purest and the
+best of her sex; she must engage in a struggle with adverse
+circumstances, and with bad men; and she must emerge, in
+the last act, triumphant. The audience, in fact, must leave
+the theatre, not only pleased with her acting, but with her.
+Now, the heroine of <i>Fatherland</i> is Dolores, and the plot turns
+upon her betrayal of her husband. This was fatal to the
+success of the play, but it is an open question whether it
+ought to have been fatal to it. Conventionalism is the bane
+of advance in art."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All things considered, it was not surprising that
+Mr. Labouchere's proprietorship of the Queen's Theatre was a
+financial failure. Joseph Hatton gives a curious description
+of the way in which Mr. Labouchere managed the business,
+the facts of which he got from the same personal interview
+already quoted: "Sometimes he brought out plays himself.
+He generally lost by them, but now and then had a success.
+Occasionally in the preparations for a new production he
+would go abroad. When particularly wanted by the management,
+he could not be found. The work went on, however,
+all the same, and so did the loss. Once he was advised to
+cram the house for a week with orders, so that nobody could
+get in. The traditional 'Full' was posted at all the
+entrances. He did this on condition that, after a week, every
+one should be compelled to pay. When the second week
+came the house was empty. Then the actors complained.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P104"></a>104}</span>
+They could not act to empty benches. 'Why don't you
+draw?' was Labouchere's reply to their grievance.
+'Draw! confound it! Why don't you draw?' He announced
+Shakespearean revivals, proposing to produce one new play
+of the bard's in splendid style every year. Notices were put
+up at all the entrances, inviting the audiences to vote on the
+piece. For a long time he worked up quite an excitement by
+posting up the result of the voting. 'This was a capital
+idea; it increased the number who paid at the door
+immensely.' Nevertheless the Queen's did not prove a
+success, and it has lately been converted into a co-operative
+store."[<a id="chap05fn14text"></a><a href="#chap05fn14">14</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At every period of his life, Mr. Labouchere displayed all
+the happiest characteristics of the Bohemian, or, what comes
+to the same thing, the instincts of the real aristocrat. He was
+comfortably at home in whatever social milieu he happened
+to find himself&mdash;a camp of nomadic Indians, a Court ball, a
+rowdy hustings, the manager's room of a London theatre,
+the <i>vie intime</i> of a royal country house, or the bourgeois
+domesticity of a thrifty German home&mdash;and he was welcomed
+and appreciated in every one of them&mdash;except by the prigs
+and the bores.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He knew his London well. "I have lived in London
+many years. I have known the seamy side of London life for
+far more than a quarter of a century, and am familiar with
+every detail of the 'old days' as they are called. I can
+compare the present with the past, decency with disgust,
+order with license, and remember the time when we supped
+in a cellar under the Portico, where the Pall Mall restaurant
+now stands, when the Haymarket cafés were open as long as
+customers patronised them. I can recall the nights when
+Panton Street and Jermyn Street were lined with watchmen
+and confederates, and admittance was only gained to certain
+favoured meeting-places by giving a sign, or peeping through
+a slit in the door or guichet.... I have seen a Chancellor
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P105"></a>105}</span>
+and a Cabinet Minister watching with amused gaze a scene,
+which was at least decorous on the surface, at the Argyll
+Rooms in Windmill Street, and, listening to excellent music,
+I have sat unnoticed up in the corner of the old Holborn
+Casino, where the Holborn restaurant now stands. I have
+seen some wild scenes at the Foley Street rooms (Mott's)
+in the early hours of the morning, and hideous scenes at 222
+Piccadilly&mdash;the 'Pic' as it was then called&mdash;since pulled
+down and destroyed for the now palatial Criterion. In the
+warm summer nights I have driven down to Cremorne, and
+wandered there till the daylight, in lilac and purple, came out
+above the tall trees and put out the yellow glare of the gas.
+I have even condescended to the decorous dissipation of
+Caldwell's dancing rooms, beloved by milliners, and now
+turned into a National School. I have been an eye-witness
+of the ups and downs of London life, and the so-called
+humours of the West End. I have observed the contest
+between common-sense and prudery, between the men of
+liberal mind and those determined to make the vicious
+virtuous by Act of Parliament. I have lived through the
+changes of licensing rules and closing hours, and seen one
+place of amusement after another shut up and confiscated&mdash;the
+decorous tarred with the same brush as the dirty.
+Cremorne and the Holborn Casino bombarded equally with
+Mott's and the Piccadilly Saloon,..." he wrote in the
+course of an article, which ended with one of the most
+powerful indictments of British virtue ever published,[<a id="chap05fn15text"></a><a href="#chap05fn15">15</a>] and
+it was during the sixteen years that elapsed between his
+departure from the Diplomatic Service and his entrance to
+the House as the "Christian" member for Northampton
+that he acquired most of his vast experimental knowledge
+of the artistic and vagabond side of human nature about
+town.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was close upon fifty when he entered upon his serious
+Parliamentary life, which was, as all who knew him well are
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P106"></a>106}</span>
+aware, but a phase, though an important one, in his
+extraordinarily varied career. Three episodes stand out with
+clearness, apart from his abortive electioneering experiences
+already described, in the years between 1864 and his first
+Northampton election&mdash;his residence in Paris throughout the
+siege, his connection with the <i>World</i>, as its financial editor,
+and his founding of his own weekly publication, <i>Truth</i>. The
+first of these is described in a separate chapter, and so, with
+equal necessity, is the third. For an account of how he came
+to be on the staff of the World we must go to the <i>Recollections</i>
+of the late Mr. Edmund Yates himself, who relates that,
+previous to launching the first number of his journal upon
+the public, he had issued a very original prospectus. "I had
+also sent a prospectus to Mr. Henry Labouchere," he
+continued, "with whom I had a slight acquaintance, and whose
+services as a literary freelance might, I thought, be utilised.
+Some days after, I saw Mr. Labouchere on the Cup Day at
+Ascot, seated on the box of a coach. I asked him if he had
+heard from me, and he said, 'Oh, yes,' adding that he
+'thought the prospectus very funny.' 'But,' I said, 'will
+you help us in carrying it out&mdash;will you be one of us?' 'You
+don't mean to say,' he replied, 'that you actually
+mean to start a paper of the kind set forth?' I told him
+most assuredly we did, and that we wanted his assistance.
+He laughed more than ever, and said he would let me know
+about it. A few days after, I heard from him, proposing to
+write a series of city articles, which he actually commenced
+in the second number."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere's preliminary article in the <i>World</i>[<a id="chap05fn16text"></a><a href="#chap05fn16">16</a>] was
+extremely droll. It began as follows: "Some years ago,
+Mr. John F. Walker, having derived a considerable fortune from
+cheating at cards in Mississippi steamboats, determined to
+enjoy his well-earned gains in his native city of New York,
+and purchased an excellent house in that metropolis. In
+order to add to his income he advertised that he was a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P107"></a>107}</span>
+'reformed gambler,' and, for a consideration, would instruct
+novices in all the tricks of his trade. Mr. Walker was
+universally esteemed by his fellow-citizens, and died last
+year, greatly regretted by a numerous body of friends and
+admirers. In casting about for the city editor for our
+journal, we have fallen upon a gentleman, who, by promoting
+rotten companies, puffing worthless stock, and other
+disreputable, but strictly legal, devices, has earned a modest
+competence. He resides in a villa at Clapham, he attends
+church every Sunday with exemplary regularity, and is the
+centre of a most respectable circle of friends; many of his old
+associates still keep up their acquaintance with him, and therefore
+he is in a position to know all that passes in the city. This
+reformed speculator we have engaged to write our city article."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The staff of writers selected by Mr. Yates for the first
+year of the <i>World</i> was a singularly efficient one. It
+comprised, besides Mr. Labouchere, Mr. T. H. S. Escott,
+Dr. Birkbeck Hill, Lord Winchelsea (who contributed articles on
+racing and turf matters), M. Camilla Barrère, Mrs. Lynn
+Linton, Mr. F. I. Scudamore, Mr. Archibald Forbes, and
+Mr. Henry Lucy (who commenced, in the eighth number, his
+series of Parliamentary Sketches, "Under the Clock"). But,
+in spite of the excellent writers engaged on its production,
+the <i>World</i> did not sell well. Again it was the <i>main heureuse</i>
+of Henry Labouchere that gave the necessary push to make
+the new weekly go. Mr. Yates writes as follows:
+"Mr. Labouchere was dealing with City matters in a way which
+they had never been dealt with before, and ruthlessly
+attacking and denouncing Mr. Sampson, the city editor of the
+<i>Times</i>, whose position and virtue had hitherto been considered
+impregnable. All these features ... received due
+appreciation from our provincial <i>confrères</i>, and the 'trade,'
+but, as yet, they seemed to have made no impression on the
+public. We were in the desperate condition of having a good
+article to sell without the power of making that fact known.
+At last, and just in the nick of time, we obtained the requisite
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P108"></a>108}</span>
+public notice, and without paying anything for it. A
+stockbroker, a member of the Stock Exchange, who conceived
+himself likely to be attacked for certain practices by
+Mr. Labouchere in the city article, threatened to horsewhip that
+gentleman, should such observations appear, and Mr. Labouchere
+had the would-be assailant brought before the Lord
+Mayor for threatening to commit a breach of the peace.
+The case was really a trivial one, and it was settled by the
+defendant being bound over in sureties for good behaviour.
+But it had been argued at full length, each side being
+represented by eminent lawyers; Mr. Thesiger, Q.C., appeared
+for the defendant and Mr. (afterwards Sir) George Lewis for
+Mr. Labouchere. A great deal was said about the <i>World</i>,
+and its determination to purge Capel Court of all engaged in
+iniquitous dealings. All that was said was reported at
+length in the daily papers. The effect was instantaneous;
+the circulation rose at once, and the next week showed a very
+large increase of advertisements."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The case, as Mr. Yates says, was a trivial one, but
+remarkable for Mr. Labouchere's irresistibly funny way of
+giving evidence. It was tried on October 14, 1874, at the
+Guild Hall, and in answer to the Lord Mayor, he gave the
+most absurd account of the assault as it occurred:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'I said to him (Mr. Abbott): "I presume that if you were
+attacked in a newspaper unfairly, you would bring an action
+for libel, and if you won it you would get heavy damages." He
+replied: "I should not go into Court; I know what
+newspapers want; they always want to go into Court, it is a fine
+advertisement for them. I should horsewhip the man." "Well,"
+I said, "under the circumstances, the observation
+is a personal one, and I reply to you, in the words of
+Dr. Johnson, 'I shall not be deterred from unmasking a scoundrel
+by the menaces of a ruffian.'" He then said he presumed
+I meant this for him, or something of that sort. I said,
+"Well, it looks like it. You were just now talking about
+horsewhipping; why don't you begin?"'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P109"></a>109}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>Mr. Thesiger</i>: 'In that tone of voice?'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'Very much like that,' drawled on Mr. Labouchere.
+'He then stared at me, and I repeated: "Well, why don't
+you begin?" I don't know what his object was, but he
+rolled himself about and threw up his hands. I presume
+he intended to frighten me by an exhibition of what he
+imagined to be a pugilistic attitude more than anything
+else. I again said: "Why do you not begin?" He then hit
+me a blow."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Have you any fear of Mr. Abbott?" asked Mr. Lewis,
+later on in the proceedings. "Well, no," replied
+Mr. Labouchere. "When I was at Spezia, I used to bathe a good
+deal in the Gulf and there were a quantity of porpoises&mdash;" But
+what Mr. Abbott's behaviour had to with porpoises,
+was never revealed to the Court, for, in spite of the hisses of
+the audience, who wanted to hear the end of Mr. Labouchere's
+story, Mr. Thesiger interrupted, saying sharply:
+"This is really making a farce of a Court of Justice."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am a calculator, not a speculator," was one of Labouchere's
+retorts to Mr. Thesiger. "A distinction," said Mr. Thesiger,
+when summing up for his client, "that Mr. Labouchere
+will be able to explain to his own satisfaction, but
+perhaps not to that of other people."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Grenville Murray was another able writer on the staff
+of the <i>World</i>, and was for some time Mr. Yates's partner in
+the proprietorship of the paper, but the partnership was
+dissolved because Mr. Yates disapproved of Murray's repeated
+attacks upon Lord Derby. It would have been well if
+Mr. Labouchere had been as prudent as Mr. Yates. When
+Mr. Labouchere started <i>Truth</i>, he persuaded Mr. Grenville
+Murray to write some of his "Queer Stories," and it was one
+of these that brought upon the editor of <i>Truth</i> the wrath,
+never to be assuaged, of a very important personage.
+Mr. Labouchere told me once that, by some accident, he never
+saw the "Queer Story" in question, until it had actually
+appeared in print. Had he done so, he should never have
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P110"></a>110}</span>
+permitted its publication. Reference had already been
+made to Mr. Labouchere's somewhat imprudent championship
+of the ex-Consul of Odessa, but, when it was asserted
+in a much-read weekly that Mr. Labouchere was the proprietor
+of the Queen's <i>Messenger</i>,[<a id="chap05fn17text"></a><a href="#chap05fn17">17</a>] he was obliged to send the
+following letter to the <i>Times</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2 BOLTON STREET, July 5, 1869.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;Having been informed that the proprietorship of the
+<i>Queen's Messenger</i> has been attributed to me by a weekly
+newspaper, I shall be much obliged to you to allow me a space in your
+columns to deny the statement. I have not, and never had,
+directly or indirectly, anything to do with the <i>Queen's Messenger</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+An old member of the staff of the <i>World</i>, in a recently
+published article commenting upon certain unintentional
+misstatements of a definite nature that had appeared from time
+to time in the press in connection with the two gifted editors
+respectively of the <i>World</i> and <i>Truth</i>, said, after dealing with
+one relating to Mr. Labouchere's supposed partnership with
+Mr. Yates: "Equally contrary to fact is the statement, even
+more generally made and accepted, that Mr. Labouchere
+severed his connection with the <i>World</i>, and founded <i>Truth</i>,
+as the sequel of personal differences between himself and his
+sometime editor. No such personal differences occurred at
+any period; and, though Yates would have been more than
+human if he had rejoiced at the decision of a particularly
+able member of his staff to leave him, in order to start another
+journal, planned on parallel lines and appealing to the same
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P111"></a>111}</span>
+public, he was far too shrewd a man of the world to show any
+sense of grievance or resentment. It happened that the
+news of Mr. Labouchere's project first reached his editor's
+ears through the medium of a third person; and on being
+challenged by Yates, as to the truth of the rumour, the
+imperturbable 'Labby' characteristically replied that he
+had decided for the future to have a pair of boots of his own
+with which to do his own kicking. Rivals, in a journalistic
+sense, as they thenceforth necessarily became, the friendly
+personal relations between the two were maintained to the
+last, and the weekly mutual corrections of 'Henry' by
+'Edmund' and vice versa, which caused so much diversion
+to the readers of both papers, were conducted at all times in
+an entirely amicable spirit."[<a id="chap05fn18text"></a><a href="#chap05fn18">18</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Montesquieu Bellew, another journalist of that time,
+was an <i>intime</i> of Mr. Labouchere's. On the occasion of
+Mr. Bellew's son choosing the stage as his profession, Mr. Labouchere
+took the opportunity of writing in <i>Truth</i> a racy article,
+in which he related the whole story of his friendship and
+travels in company with this most unconventional parson.
+They must indeed have been a queer pair, and it is interesting
+to imagine the effect they must have produced together
+at the various <i>tables d'hôte</i> and social functions they attended
+on their journey. They became acquainted in this wise.
+Mr. Labouchere was idling one day on the steps of his hotel
+at Venice, when he noticed a gentleman paying his bill and
+tipping the porters preparatory to taking his departure. His
+carriage was waiting for him at the door. "Where are you
+going?" said Mr. Labouchere, on the impulse of the moment.
+"To the Holy Land," replied the stranger. "Wait five
+minutes," replied Labouchere, "and I will come with you." He
+flew to his room and flung his clothes into his portmanteau
+and joined Mr. Bellew, who was waiting for him. He did not,
+however, discover the identity of his travelling companion
+until they reached Jerusalem, although he knew that he was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P112"></a>112}</span>
+a clergyman, because every night before retiring to rest
+Mr. Bellew pressed a manuscript sermon into his hand, for
+"night-reading." At Jerusalem, Mr. Bellew broke to him that, his
+bishop being in the place, he should probably be asked to
+preach in the English Church. Labouchere took this as a
+hint that Mr. Bellew would like him to be present, so he made
+his plans accordingly. Finding out at what precise moment
+of the service the sermon would begin, he marched into the
+church with great impressiveness, at the head of a large band
+of Arabs and others, whom he had bribed to accompany him.
+This, he explained afterwards to Bellew, was to create in the
+bishop's mind the impression that Bellew was such a prodigy
+of piety that even the inhabitants of the country places of
+Syria had heard of his fame and were come in flocks to gaze
+upon him. The bishop's annoyance on the occasion he
+assured Bellew was entirely due to his jealousy of his more
+popular <i>confrère</i>. They quarrelled on the journey. Bellew
+pointed out to Labouchere a small stream. "That," he said,
+"is the source of the Jordan." Labouchere pointed out
+another stream, declaring that that and that alone was the
+source of the Jordan. They argued the matter hotly, but
+Labouchere was not aware how deeply Bellew had taken the
+affair to heart, until he found himself in bed that night with
+no manuscript sermon under his pillow. But Bellew was a
+Christian and a man of tact. The next day in the course of
+their wanderings, they came upon another minute trickle of
+water. "That," said Bellew, with a note of conciliation in his
+voice, "is the source of the Jordan; we were both in the wrong
+yesterday." "Of course it is," assented Labouchere; "how
+in the world we came to make such a mistake I can't
+imagine." From Jerusalem they went on to the Dead Sea.
+Bellew had picturesque-looking long white hair, which he
+would comb and arrange before a looking-glass that accompanied
+him on all his travels. This looking-glass got upon
+Labouchere's nerves, so one day "I got hold of it," he related,
+"and sent it to join Sodom and Gomorrah beneath the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P113"></a>113}</span>
+gloomy waters that stretched out beneath us. The next
+night, we pitched our tent in the desert. Dire was the
+confusion on rising. The looking-glass could not be found.
+I held my tongue respecting its fate. Probably some day or
+another some eminent explorer, poking about the bottom of
+the Dead Sea, will fish up this looking-glass, and we shall have
+archæologists divided in opinion, one half proving that it
+belonged to a lady of Sodom and the other half that it was
+the property of a gentleman of Gomorrah. Bellew was equal
+to the occasion. He managed to arrange his hair by looking
+into the back of a dessert spoon."[<a id="chap05fn19text"></a><a href="#chap05fn19">19</a>] Mr. Bellew contributed
+a most interesting account of his journey to the East in the
+first number of <i>Temple Bar</i> called "Over Babylon to
+Baalbeck."[<a id="chap05fn20text"></a><a href="#chap05fn20">20</a>] He does not, however, mention in it his
+travelling companion, nor any of the incidents referred to by
+Mr. Labouchere in his account of the same journey. Mr. Bellew
+subsequently joined the Church of Rome, and died in 1874.
+On one of Mr. Labouchere's frequent visits to Italy, he
+met Dumas <i>père</i>, with whom he had an amusing adventure.
+Strolling into a restaurant at Genoa for breakfast, he perceived
+Dumas at another table, and, seated by his side, a very
+pretty girl, dressed like a Circassian boy, young enough to be
+Dumas's granddaughter. To continue the story in his own
+words: "Dumas told me that they had just landed from a
+yacht and were spending the day in Genoa. He introduced
+the girl to me as Emile. After luncheon he proposed that we
+should all take a carriage, and go and see a show villa in the
+neighbourhood. When we reached the villa, we were told
+that it was not open to the public on that day. 'Inform your
+master,' said Dumas to the servant, 'that Alexandre Dumas
+is at his door.' The servant returned, and told us that we
+could enter. We were ushered into a dining-room, presenting
+a typically Italian domestic scene. The father and
+mother of the family were present, and several well-grown
+boys and girls. Dumas was somewhat taken aback for a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P114"></a>114}</span>
+moment, but introduced Emile and me vaguely as '<i>mes
+enfants</i>.' As we were asked to sit down to coffee we made
+ourselves at home. Afterwards the owner showed us his
+garden. He and Dumas walked first. Emile and I wandered
+about hand-in-hand to denote our brotherly and sisterly
+affection. The Circassian was in a playful mood, and told
+me that Dumas was of a jealous disposition, which grandfathers
+sometimes are. He had one eye on the beauties of
+the garden and the other on his children. 'What are you
+doing?' said Dumas. I replied that I was embracing my
+sister. As he could not well object to this, for once, I think,
+I got the better of the lady's eminent grandfather." He had
+a story too of the younger Dumas. Labouchere was at the
+wedding of Mlle. Maria Dumas, and her brother, on coming
+to the sacristy with all the family friends for the signature of
+the register, looked at the document for a minute, as if
+perusing it carefully, and then said with mock gravity, "The
+accused have nothing further to add for their defence? Be it
+so!" And then he signed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's curiosity at this period of his life was
+insatiable. He wanted to know what it felt like to be a
+criminal about to be hanged. So, having procured an
+invitation to see all over Newgate, he carried out his
+experiment, and described his sensations in the columns of the
+<i>Daily News</i>. After giving a vivid account of the prison and
+some of its inmates, he wrote the following realistic lines:
+"And now we were led through a long stone passage open to
+the sky. This was the Newgate graveyard. Beneath each
+flag is the corpse of a murderer, and on the walls opposite are
+their initials, which have been cut by the warders to guide
+them through this murderous labyrinth. At the other end of
+the passage is the execution yard. The scaffold is put up the
+night before an execution, in a corner close by the door through
+which the condemned prisoner issues. The court is surrounded
+by high gloomy walls, and looks like the ante-chamber
+of Hades. I asked the warder whether in his opinion murderers
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P115"></a>115}</span>
+preferred being executed in public or private. He opined
+the former. 'The crowd keeps them up,' he said. 'They
+are not so firm, now it takes place in private.' I understand
+this feeling. If I were going to be hanged myself I should
+like the ceremony to take place <i>coram populo</i>. I should feel
+myself already dead in that dreary yard; and I should
+prefer, I imagine, after weeks or months of prison life, to
+have one more look at the world, even though that world
+were a howling mob, before quitting it for ever.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We passed through the chapel and were shown the
+chair on which the prisoners condemned to death are
+perched&mdash;in obedience to what seems to me a barbarous custom&mdash;to
+hear their last sermon, and then we entered the 'Press
+Room.' It is a room of moderate size with plain deal
+tables, benches, and cupboards. One of these latter the
+warder opened, and showed us Jack Sheppard's chains, and
+other interesting relics, which are as religiously preserved as
+though they had belonged to saints. A leather sort of
+harness was also brought out. It consisted of two belts
+with straps attached to the lower one for the wrists. This
+is the murderer's last dress, and with it round him he walks
+to the scaffold. I tried it on, and when my hands were
+buckled to my side, I pictured to myself my sensations if
+I had been waiting to fall into the procession to the
+neighbouring yard. I heard my funeral bell toll; I saw the
+ordinary by my side; the warders telling me that my time was
+up; Calcraft bustling about eager to begin. So strong was
+the impression that I hastened to get out of the prison, and
+was not fully convinced that I was not going to be hanged
+until I found myself in the midst of a crowd in Fleet Street,
+who, for reasons best known to themselves, were cheering
+the 'Claimant,' who was issuing from a shop, while a chimney
+sweep who was passing by was welcomed as Bogle, being
+mistaken for that dusky retainer."[<a id="chap05fn21text"></a><a href="#chap05fn21">21</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With reference to the "Claimant," Mr. George Augustus
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P116"></a>116}</span>
+Sala has a curious story to relate about him and Mr. Labouchere,
+who, of course, took the greatest interest in the famous
+trial. "I saw a great deal of the Claimant during 1872,"
+says Mr. Sala, "and I remember once dining with him and
+the late Mr. Serjeant Ballantine at the house of Mr. Labouchere,
+who then resided in Bolton Street, Piccadilly. The
+senior member for Northampton had, upon occasion, a
+curious way of putting things; and over the walnuts and
+the wine&mdash;of which our host was not a partaker&mdash;he startled
+us all by coolly asking his obese guest, 'Are you Arthur
+Orton?' 'Good Heavens, Mr. Labouchere,' exclaimed the
+stout litigant, 'what do you mean?' 'Oh, nothing in particular,'
+quoth Mr. Labouchere; 'help yourself to some more
+claret.'"[<a id="chap05fn22text"></a><a href="#chap05fn22">22</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere however afterwards was quite convinced
+that the Claimant was not Orton. When the latter was
+released from penal servitude in 1884, he published the
+following reminiscence:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is a curious fact that during his trial the London
+papers sold more copies than during the Franco-Prussian
+War, or any other recent eventful epoch. I confess that
+it never was proved absolutely to my mind that he was
+Arthur Orton; on the other hand, whilst there was the
+strongest presumption that he was, he entirely failed to make
+out that he was Sir Roger Tichborne. I remember once
+during the trial, in company with Mr. G. A. Sala, passing
+an evening with the 'stout nobleman' at his hotel in Jermyn
+Street. We found him very pleasant, and he told us many
+tales of his existence in Australia. He certainly had a
+wonderful command over his features. On that last day
+of the civil trial, the room at the hotel was filled with
+adherents, many of whom were Tichborne bondholders. Suddenly
+the Claimant walked in. He leant against the mantelpiece,
+took his cigar out of his mouth, and announced the fatal
+news. Great was the excitement, great was the despair and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P117"></a>117}</span>
+the indignation. But the Claimant calmly smoked on,
+apparently the only person in the room who had no sort of
+interest in the matter."[<a id="chap05fn23text"></a><a href="#chap05fn23">23</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Soon after Mr. Labouchere's founding of <i>Truth</i>, he
+became involved in several lawsuits, the most famous of
+which, at this period, was the one which indirectly led to
+his expulsion from the Beefsteak Club. He invariably
+commented with great wit and asperity upon his enemies,
+frustrated and otherwise, in the columns of his paper, and
+there is no doubt that its enormous popularity depended
+in large degree upon the fearlessness and unconventionality
+with which he attacked all persons of high degree and
+low, guilty of injustice, bullying, <i>snobisme</i>, or wilfully
+ignorant prejudice, who, for long, had been silently endured by
+their weaker brethren, for no other reason than because
+there had never before been a&mdash;Labby.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes he was accused by an envious press of being
+a liar. The title he had chosen for his paper possibly
+provoked the criticism. He was rather sensitive on the subject,
+and expressed a certain amount of annoyance whenever the
+well-known ditty of Sir Henry Bridges, "Labby in our
+Abbey," which was published in M. A. P., was mentioned.[<a id="chap05fn24text"></a><a href="#chap05fn24">24</a>] In
+<i>Truth</i> he once produced what may be called an apposite
+alibi when confronted by the accusation. Some correspondent
+had referred rather pointedly to the existence of Lying
+Clubs in the last century. "There is no occasion to go back
+to the last century to prove the existence of Lying Clubs,"
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P118"></a>118}</span>
+he wrote. "When I was at Bishop-Auckland in County
+Durham, a few years ago, I found a Lying Club existing and
+flourishing. There were different grades of proficiency. If
+a man could not lie at all, he was expelled. If he lied rather
+badly, he was given another trial. I never knew any one
+expelled. I was blackballed."
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn1text">1</a>] <i>The Daily News</i> was the first Liberal daily paper
+to be published in London
+and at first cost fivepence.
+It was afterwards reduced to threepence.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn2text">2</a>] Sir John Robinson, <i>Fifty Years of Fleet Street</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn3text">3</a>] It was humorously said at the period
+that Mr. Robinson (the Manager
+of the <i>Daily News</i>) and Count Bismarck
+were the only persons who had gained
+by the war, and that only the former deserved to do so.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn4text">4</a>] Mr. Labouchere gave the following reasons
+for severing his connection
+with the <i>Daily News</i>. "On Mr. Gladstone's
+withdrawal from public life," he
+wrote in <i>Truth</i>, "the party,
+or rather a majority of the officialdom of the
+party became tainted with Birmingham imperialism.
+My convictions did not
+allow me to be connected with a newspaper
+which supported a clique of
+intriguers that had captured the Liberal ship,
+and that accepted blindly these
+intriguers as the representatives of Liberalism
+in regard to our foreign policy."
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn5text">5</a>] <i>Daily News</i>, Feb. 8, 1869.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn6text">6</a>] Merivale and Labouchere had recently met
+at a dinner party at the house
+of the former's father.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn7text">7</a>] Merivale had collaborated with Palgrave Simpson
+in the construction
+of the play.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn8text">8</a>] Herman Merivale, <i>Bar, Stage, and Platform</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn9text">9</a>] Ellen Terry, <i>The Story of my Life</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn10text">10</a>] <i>Truth</i>, August 16, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn11text">11</a>] <i>Ibid.</i>, June 12, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn12text">12</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Nov. 12, 1887.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn13text">13</a>] <i>Truth</i>, November 8, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn14text">14</a>] Joseph Hatton, <i>Journalistic London</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn15text">15</a>] "The Ghastly Gaymarket," <i>Truth</i>, Dec. 8, 1881.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn16"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn16text">16</a>] <i>The World</i>, July 15, 1874.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn17"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn17text">17</a>] Mr. Grenville Murray, who was the editor
+of the <i>Queen's Messenger</i>, was
+assaulted by Lord Carrington on account
+of an article he wrote about the
+latter's father, and out of the case which
+Mr. Grenville Murray brought against
+Lord Carrington arose Mr. Murray's
+prosecution for perjury, which resulted
+in his departure from England.
+He died in Paris in 1881. It was at the time
+of the scandal aroused by the article
+for which Lord Carrington assaulted
+Grenville Murray, that Mr. Labouchere
+was accused of being the proprietor
+of the paper.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn18"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn18text">18</a>] <i>The World</i>, Jan. 23, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn19"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn19text">19</a>] <i>Truth</i>, October 11, 1877.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn20"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn20text">20</a>] <i>Temple Bar</i>, December 1, 1860.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn21"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn21text">21</a>] <i>Daily News</i>, February 19, 1872.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn22"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn22text">22</a>] G. A. Sala, <i>Life and Adventures</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn23"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn23text">23</a>] <i>Truth</i>, October 23, 1884.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap05fn24"></a>
+[<a href="#chap05fn24text">24</a>] The first and last verses are as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+ Of all the boys that are so smart<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's none like crafty Labby;<br>
+ He learns the secret of each heart,<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And lives near our Abbey;<br>
+ There is no lawyer in the land<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's half as sharp as Labby;<br>
+ He is a demon in the art<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And guileless as a babby!<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+ The ministers and members all<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make game of truthful Labby,<br>
+ Though but for him it's said they'd be<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A sleepy set and flabby;<br>
+ And when their seven long years are out,<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They hope to bury Labby;<br>
+ Ah then how peacefully he'll lie,<br>
+ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But not in our Abbey!<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap06"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P119"></a>119}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER VI
+<br><br>
+THE BESIEGED RESIDENT
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(Sept., 1870-Feb., 1871)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere was a famous raconteur and of the
+reminiscences he loved to recount there was no more
+riveting a series than the one relating his experiences as a
+journalist during the siege of Paris. According to the
+<i>Times</i>[<a id="chap06fn1text"></a><a href="#chap06fn1">1</a>] nothing that he ever achieved in journalism or
+literature excelled or perhaps equalled the letters of a
+"Besieged Resident," which he sent from Paris to the <i>Daily
+News</i>, in the autumn and winter of 1870 and 1871. The
+correspondent of the <i>Daily News</i> in Paris at that period was
+the late Mr. George Morland Crawford, who had occupied
+the position since 1851. Mr. Crawford had already made
+Mr. Labouchere's acquaintance in the early sixties, when
+the latter was an attaché at Frankfort, and they had met
+again later on at Homburg. It had been the intention of
+Mr. Crawford to remain at his post in Paris, when an
+unexpected offer from Henry Labouchere to replace him
+temporarily caused him to alter his plans.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Crawford has given a graphic account[<a id="chap06fn2text"></a><a href="#chap06fn2">2</a>] of how
+Labouchere took her husband's place as correspondent.
+He had been in Paris with the exception of some excursions
+into the country for several weeks, and had invited
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P120"></a>120}</span>
+Mr. Crawford to dine with him at Durand's on the night of
+September 17. The party was to have included Aurélien
+Scholl, celebrated then as a wit, Got of the Comédie Française,
+Dr. Alan Herbert, and Mr. Frank Lawley. However, the
+uncertainty of immediate events and the general rush of
+departure from the capital obliged Labouchere to put off
+his party. He went at about six o'clock to the Café du
+Vaudeville to find Mr. Crawford&mdash;first to tell him that the
+dinner was countermanded, and then to propose to take his
+place as correspondent in Paris, whilst he, Mr. Crawford,
+should go to Tours. Mrs. Crawford happened to be with
+her husband at the café, and she thus describes the impression
+Labouchere made upon her:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Labby looked a young man on this, to me, memorable
+evening, but, at the close of the siege, frightened Odo Russell
+by looking almost an old one. Before my husband, who was
+writing, introduced us he began to talk to me and I could
+not make him out, but at once enjoyed his company. He
+had a very pleasing and intelligent face, I thought spoke a
+little like an American (he had been escorting a party of
+American young ladies to Rouen), had high caste manners,
+but with naturalness, and much that was the reverse of that
+affectation of owlish wisdom or cordial dodgery then rife
+in the diplomatic world. I saw that he was somebody,
+both on his own account, and from education, and thought
+that he might be some Don brought up in England, who had
+made himself the president of a South American Republic."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As soon as Mr. Crawford had finished his writing,
+Labouchere broached the subject of the <i>Daily News</i>. He said:
+"A fancy seized me, as Sheffield (of the British Embassy)
+told me you had sent your little children to England, and
+your wife had resolved to stay through the siege and give
+you what help she can. It is to take your place as
+correspondent of the <i>Daily News</i>, and to send you into the
+provinces. As I am a proprietor of the paper, Robinson won't
+object to this arrangement. It would be an excellent thing
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P121"></a>121}</span>
+for my heirs were I to stop a bullet or die of starvation, but
+were anything of the sort to befall you it would be calamitous
+for you and yours. You need not leave me the six weeks'
+provisions which Sheffield told me you laid in, but can give
+them to poor neighbours. I can always get as much fresh
+mutton as I want from the porter of the British Embassy,
+who has orders to this effect. There is a flock of ewes and
+wethers on the grounds there, to browse on the grass and eat
+the hay laid in for the horses of Lord Lyons, before he had
+directions from Granville to go to Tours to watch events
+there. The only person at the Embassy is the porter. We
+two will have more mutton than we can eat even if the siege
+lasts long. The porter knows how to grow potatoes and
+mushrooms in an empty cellar, so that we two shall have not
+only meat but dainties to vary the dishes. I have arranged to
+have rooms at the Grand Hotel, so you see I shall be in
+clover."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Crawford, who did not the least believe he was in
+earnest, protested that she was not at all afraid of remaining
+in Paris, but Labouchere persisted in his persuasions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"If you were at all affected," he replied, "I should say,
+'Don't be theatrical.' Instead of that I shall say, 'Don't
+be like Lot's wife.'" Then he took out his watch and
+explained that the last train to leave Paris between then and
+the end of the siege would start from the Gare St. Lazare
+that night at 9.40. "I advise you to go home at once," he
+went on, "and pack up what clothes you can for your
+temporary residence at the seat of the delegate government at
+Tours. Lyons will be glad to have you near him, for, as
+you can understand, he knows nothing personally of those
+friends of yours whom the Revolution has brought to the
+top."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mrs. Crawford lost no more time in discussion, and hurried
+off to make her preparations in order to catch the last
+train by which she and her husband could get out of Paris.
+The 9.40 train did not leave St. Lazare that day before
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P122"></a>122}</span>
+midnight, and such was its weight of passengers and baggage
+that no fewer than three engines had to be coupled on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next day Mr. Labouchere sent his first letter to
+London, in his capacity of Paris correspondent to the <i>Daily
+News</i>. The mails continued to leave Paris regularly for
+another three days, but the chaos that prevailed in the
+post-office did not inspire the citizens who entrusted their
+correspondence to its tender care with overmuch confidence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Everybody was in military uniform," writes Labouchere,
+"everybody was shrugging his shoulders, and everybody was
+in the condition of a London policeman, were he to see
+himself marched off to prison by a street sweeper. That the
+Prussians should have taken the Emperor prisoner and
+have vanquished the French armies, had of course astonished
+these French bureaucrats, but that they should have
+ventured to interfere with postmen had perfectly dumbfounded
+them." Having disposed of his letter as best he might,
+Labouchere passed through the courtyard to try his luck
+with a telegram. There he saw postmen seated on the boxes
+of carts, with no horses before them. It was their hour to
+carry out the letters, and thus mechanically they fulfilled
+their duty. It is in touches such as these that the writer
+makes the scenes of the winter months of '70 and '71 live
+before the eyes of his readers. Were the ridiculous episodes
+he relates visible to others besides himself, or were his
+journalistic abilities so acutely developed that nothing
+significant, however minute, could escape his eager scrutiny?
+It is not easy to say, but the fact remains that he gave the
+world at that time, in astonishingly amusing letters, vivid
+pictures of bureaucracy startled into ludicrous attitudes
+of unaccustomed enterprise, of gilt and tinsel patriotism
+ineffectually trying to replace the paper courage[<a id="chap06fn3text"></a><a href="#chap06fn3">3</a>] of Imperial
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P123"></a>123}</span>
+France&mdash;of an irresponsible populace brought face to face
+with a catastrophe which they imagined to be impossible
+up till within the last ten days of the siege.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Parisians had undoubtedly a good excuse for the
+poor figure they were obliged to cut before Europe in the
+January of 1871. Events, which every one, except their
+ex-Emperor and his government, had predicted as inevitable,
+had followed one another with a disastrous rapidity, leaving
+them, after each one, <i>bouches béantes</i>, incapable of deciding
+whether the most appropriate gesture to express their
+attitude would be one of applause, of hisses, or of weeping.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Only six months had elapsed since the afternoon of the
+Emperor's reception, at St. Cloud, of the members of the
+Senate, when M. Rouher had said, during the course of his
+address, in words that, to-day, sound as if they must have
+been meant to be ironical: "Your Majesty has occupied the
+last four years in perfecting the armament and organisation
+of the army," and since the King of Prussia and the
+Sovereigns of South Germany had ordered the mobilisation
+of their armies. Six months! But what a six months of
+bloodshed and fury, of humiliation and defeat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Emperor left St. Cloud for the seat of war on July
+28th, and went straight to Metz, where a Council of War
+was held on August 4, with Marshals Macmahon and
+Bazaine in attendance. That very day the Crown Prince
+of Prussia fell upon a portion of Macmahon's army corps at
+Weissenburg, and all but destroyed it, killing its general,
+Abel Douay, and taking 800 prisoners. The next day a
+similar fate overtook another corps, commanded by
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P124"></a>124}</span>
+Macmahon himself on the hills above Wörth, when 6000 men
+were killed or taken prisoner, and no less than thirty pieces
+of artillery with six mitrailleuses were captured. Whilst
+the latter engagement was actually in progress General
+Froissard's army corps, which was holding the heights above
+Saarbrück, was driven back in confusion and with great
+loss upon Metz.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The news of these events fell upon the ears of startled
+Europe on August 8. A fiasco, so hurried and hopeless,
+had not been contemplated. At first a false report had
+reached Paris of a grand victory won by Macmahon, who
+was supposed to have captured the Crown Prince of Prussia
+with all his army. The enthusiastic excitement had been
+unbounded. Gradually the truth was borne in upon the
+unhappy people, and a hopeless reaction was the natural
+result. Napoleon's apologetic telegrams from Metz did not
+cheer his subjects; even the fourth of a series of five containing
+these words, <i>Tout pent se rétablir</i>, brought little hope to
+their hearts, for it was impossible not to be aware of the fact
+that, although the war was but three weeks old, the Prussian
+invasion of France was going successfully and steadily
+forward.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But France was still an Empire, and, on the morning of
+August 7, the Empress-Regent presided over a ministerial
+council at 5 o'clock in the morning, and convoked the chambers,
+who met on the 9th, when the Ollivier Ministry resigned.
+The department of the Seine was declared in a state of siege,
+and a permanent council of the Ministry was established at
+the Tuileries. The Ollivier Ministry was replaced, by one
+under Count Palikao.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was still possible for news of the French defeats at the
+seat of war to reach the capital. Bazaine's unsuccessful
+movement of retreat from Metz to Verdun on August 15,
+followed by the bloody battle of Gravelotte, resulting in his
+enforced retirement into the entrenched camp of Metz,
+spread further consternation among the Imperial Ministers
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P125"></a>125}</span>
+at home, and preparations for a siege began in earnest.
+General Trochu was appointed Commander-in-Chief of all
+the forces in Paris on August 17.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sedan was fought on the first of September, and on the
+second, the Emperor of the French sent his sword to the
+King of Prussia, who thereupon appointed him a residence
+as a prisoner of war. Two days later the advance guard of
+the Prussian army at Sedan set out for Paris.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is to the columns of the <i>Daily News</i>,[<a id="chap06fn4text"></a><a href="#chap06fn4">4</a>] that we must
+turn for the most authentic account of the way in which
+Paris took the news of Sedan. Although Labouchere was
+not yet the official correspondent from Paris, he nevertheless
+sent letters to Fleet Street dealing with matters connected
+with the crisis, which were published above the signature of
+a "Parisian Resident."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The news of the Emperor's capture," he writes on
+September 4, "reached the foreign embassies here at ten
+yesterday morning. At about 8 o'clock it began to be
+rumoured that the Emperor and Macmahon's army had
+surrendered. I saw a crowd of about 2000 men going down
+the Boulevard, and shouting '<i>La déchéance</i>.' I took the
+arm of a patriot, and we all went together to the Louvre to
+interview General Trochu. He came out after we had
+shouted for him about half-an-hour, and a deputation had
+gone in to him. There was a dead silence as soon as he
+appeared, so what he said could be distinctly heard. He told
+us that the news of the capture of the Emperor was true,
+and that as for arms he could not give more than he had,
+and he regretted to say that the millions on paper were not
+forthcoming."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the course of the next twenty-four hours a bloodless
+revolution was accomplished in Paris. On Sunday afternoon
+Labouchere got into a carriage and drove about the
+city, noting everything he saw. "The weather was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P126"></a>126}</span>
+beautiful," he wrote; "it was one of the most glorious early
+September days ever seen. I drove slowly along the quay
+parallel with the Orangerie of the Tuileries before the Palace.
+The Tuileries gardens were full of people. I learned that,
+in the morning, orders had been given to close the gates,
+but that, half-an-hour before I passed, the people had forced
+them open, and that neither the troops nor the people made
+any resistance. My coachman, who, I dare say, was an
+Imperialist yesterday, but was a very strong Republican
+to-day, pointed out to me several groups of people bearing
+red flags. I told him that the tricolour, betokening the
+presence of the Empress, still floated from the central tower
+of the Tuileries. While I was speaking, and at exactly
+twenty minutes past three, I saw that flag taken down.
+That is an event in a man's life not to be forgotten.
+Crossing over the Pont de Solferino to the Quai d'Orsay, I
+witnessed an extraordinary sight indeed. From the windows
+of those great barracks, formerly peopled with troops, every
+man of whom was supposed to be ready to die for his Emperor,
+I saw soldiers smiling, waving handkerchiefs, and responding
+to the cries of '<i>Vive la République</i>.' Nay, strangers fell on
+each other's necks and kissed each other with 'effusion.' In
+the neighbourhood of the Pont Neuf, I saw people on the
+tops of ladders busily pulling down the Emperor's bust,
+which the late loyalty of the people had induced them to
+stick about in all possible and impossible places. I saw the
+busts carried in mock procession to the parapets of the Pont
+Neuf and thrown into the Seine, clapping of hands and hearty
+laughter greeting the splash which the graven image of the
+mighty monarch made in the water. I went as far as the
+Hôtel de Ville, and found it in possession of his Majesty the
+Sovereign People. Blouses were in every one of M. Haussmann's
+balconies. How they got there I do not know. I
+presume that M. Chevreau did not invite them. But they
+got in somehow without violence. The great square in
+front of the Hôtel de Ville was full of the National Guards,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P127"></a>127}</span>
+most of them without uniform. They carried the butts of
+their muskets in the air, in token that they were fraternising
+with the people. The most perfect good humour prevailed.
+Portraits of the Emperor and Empress, which many of your
+readers must have seen in the Hôtel de Ville ballrooms,
+were thrown out of the window and the people trod and
+danced on the canvas. On leaving the Hôtel de Ville I
+saw, in the Avenue Victoria, M. Henri Rochefort,[<a id="chap06fn5text"></a><a href="#chap06fn5">5</a>] let out of
+prison as a logical sequence of events but half-an-hour
+before. He was on a triumphal car, and wore a scarlet
+scarf. He was escorted by an immense mob, crying, '<i>Vive
+Rochefort</i>!' He looked in far better health than I expected
+to see him after his long imprisonment, and his countenance
+beamed with delight. He had seen his desire on his enemy."
+</p>
+
+<p class="capcenter">
+<a id="img-126"></a>
+<br>
+<img class="imgcenter" src="images/img-126.jpg" alt="Facsimile of a &quot;Pigeon-post&quot; letter sent by Henry Labouchere to his mother during the siege of Paris.">
+<br>
+Facsimile of a &quot;Pigeon-post&quot; letter sent by Henry Labouchere to his mother during the siege of Paris.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At four o'clock on the same day the Republic was
+proclaimed at the Hôtel de Ville, with a provisional Government
+composed of the following members: MM. Gambetta, Jules
+Favre, Pelletan, Rochefort, Jules Ferry, Jules Simon, and
+Ernest Picard. Kératry was appointed Prefect of the Police
+and Arago the Mayor of Paris.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile the Prussians came nearer and nearer. On
+the 10th, they entered Laon, and General Hame, who was
+in command, surrendered the citadel in order to save the
+city. On that day the Republican Government issued an
+order to all owners of provisions and forage in the
+neighbourhood to move their goods into the capital. On the 18th
+the Crown Prince and the third army were at Chaumes, and
+two days later the long march of the Prussians was ended.
+The Crown Prince took up his headquarters at Versailles.
+The <i>Daily News</i> correspondent, Archibald Forbes, who had
+accompanied the third army from Wörth to Sedan, and from
+Sedan to Paris, informed Fleet Street that: "The fortune
+of war has brought the Prussians to the Hampton Court
+of the French capital&mdash;has placed them at the very gates of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P128"></a>128}</span>
+Paris. I need say no further word to make the situation
+more striking. Here are the dark blue uniforms and the
+spiked helmets in the stately avenues of Versailles. The
+barracks of the Imperial Guard give ample quarters to King
+William's soldiery, and there have been found immense
+stores of hay and oats which will make the Prussian horses
+fat, if only rest enough be given them for feeding."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From that day until the end of the siege no regular mail
+went out of Paris. Balloons and pigeons carried the news
+of the imprisoned inhabitants into the provinces and beyond
+the seas. Sometimes a letter would be successfully fixed
+between the double soles of a crafty man's boots,[<a id="chap06fn6text"></a><a href="#chap06fn6">6</a>] who would,
+on some pretext or another, succeed in making his way
+through the Prussian lines, or a note would be rolled up
+into a ball and be concealed in a pot of pomade and so
+proceed in unctuous quiet on its way out of the prison into
+the open. Henry Labouchere, some twenty-five years later,
+described how he managed to get his letters to the <i>Daily
+News</i>.[<a id="chap06fn7text"></a><a href="#chap06fn7">7</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"More of my letters reached their destination, I believe,
+than those of other correspondents. The reason was this.
+The correspondents waited on Jules Favre, and asked him
+to afford them facilities for sending their letters. He kindly
+said that he would, and told us that whenever a balloon
+started we might give them, made up in a parcel, to the man
+in charge, who would make it his business to transmit them
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P129"></a>129}</span>
+to their destination so soon as the balloon touched land
+outside. There was a complacent smile on his countenance
+when we gratefully accepted this offer that led me to suspect
+that, whatever might happen to the letters, they were not
+likely to reach the newspaper offices to which they were
+addressed, unless they lauded everything. So, instead of
+falling a victim to this confidence trick, I placed my letters
+under cover to a friend in London, and put them into a
+post-box, calculating that, as each balloon took out about twenty
+thousand letters, those posted in the ordinary way would
+not be opened."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The letters, posted as Labouchere described above, were
+written on tissue paper and addressed to Miss Henrietta
+Hodson. She, immediately on receipt of the manuscript,
+carried it to Fleet Street, where it was rightly considered
+copy of the very first order.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere, as soon as the siege had really begun, tried
+in vain to induce General Trochu to allow him to accompany
+him on his rides to the ramparts of the city, pointing out
+that the newspaper correspondents were always allowed to
+accompany the Prussian staffs. Trochu would not hear of
+the scheme, and explained that he himself had been within
+an inch of being shot because he had had the impudence to
+say that he was the Governor of Paris.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"From Trochu," writes Labouchere, on September 25,
+"I went to pay a few calls. I found every one engaged in
+measuring the distance from the Prussian batteries to his
+particular house. One friend I found seated in a cellar with
+a quantity of mattresses over it, to make it bomb-proof.
+He emerged from his subterraneous Patmos to talk to me,
+ordered his servant to pile on a few more mattresses, and then
+retreated. Anything so dull as existence here it is difficult
+to imagine. Before the day is out one gets sick and tired
+of the one single topic of conversation. We are like the
+people at Cremorne waiting for the fireworks to begin; and
+I really do believe that if this continues much longer, the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P130"></a>130}</span>
+most cowardly will welcome the bombs as a relief from the
+oppressive <i>ennui</i>."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A letter to his mother,[<a id="chap06fn8text"></a><a href="#chap06fn8">8</a>] dated September 26, gives the
+following account of his life in Paris: "I wrote a day or two
+ago by balloon, but probably my letter is in the moon. A
+man is going to try and get through the lines with this, and
+a letter to the <i>Daily News</i>. We are all right here. The
+Prussians fire at the forts, but as yet they have not
+bombarded the town. Provisions are already very dear. It is
+rather dull&mdash;in fact a little bombarding would be a relief to
+our <i>ennui</i>. Everybody is swaggering about in uniform.
+I went round the inner barricades a day or two ago with the
+citizen Rochefort."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days later he wrote to the <i>Daily News</i>: "The
+presence of the Prussians at the gates, and the sound of the
+cannon, have at last sobered this frivolous people. Frenchmen
+indeed cannot live without exaggeration, and for the
+last twenty-four hours they have taken to walking about as
+if they were guests at their own funerals. It is hardly in
+their line to play the <i>justum et tenacem</i> of Horace. Always
+acting, they are now acting the part of Spartans. It is
+somewhat amusing to see the stern gloom on the face of
+patriots one meets, who were singing and shouting a few
+days ago&mdash;more particularly as it is by no means difficult
+to distinguish beneath this outward gloom a certain keen
+relish, founded upon the feeling that the part is being well
+played."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the evening of the same day Labouchere took his
+strolls abroad, and came to the Avenue de L'Impératrice,
+where he found a large crowd gazing upon the Fort of Mont
+Valérien. This fort, from being the strongest for defence,
+was particularly beloved by the Parisians. "They love it
+as a sailor loves his ship," writes Labouchere. He witnessed
+the following incident: "If I were near enough," said a young
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P131"></a>131}</span>
+girl, "I would kiss it." "Let me carry your kiss to it,"
+responded a Mobile, and the pair embraced, amid the cheers
+of the people around them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The question of domestic economy had not yet become
+a pressing one, as far as the "besieged resident" was
+concerned. He was lodged <i>au quatrième</i> at the Grand Hotel,
+and wrote during the first week of the siege: "I presume if the
+siege lasts long enough, dogs, rats, and cats will be tariffed.
+I have got a thousand francs with me. It is impossible to
+draw upon England; consequently, I see a moment coming
+when, unless rats are reasonable, I shall not be able to afford
+myself the luxury of one oftener than once a week." And a
+fortnight later he writes: "My landlord presents me every
+week with my bill. The ceremony seems to please him,
+and does me no harm. I have pasted upon my mantelpiece
+the decree of the Government adjourning payment of rent,
+and the right to read and re-read this document is all that
+he will get from me until the end of the siege. Yesterday
+I ordered myself a warm suit of clothes; I chose a tailor with
+a German name, so I feel convinced he will not venture to
+ask for payment under the present circumstances, and if he
+does he will not get it. If my funds run out before the siege
+is over, I shall have at least the pleasure to think that this
+has not been caused by improvidence."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He wrote to his mother on October 10, as follows: "I
+send this by balloon. The smaller the letter, the more
+chance it has to go. We are all thriving in here, though we
+have heard absolutely nothing from the outside world for a
+fortnight. I don't know if my letters to the <i>Daily News</i>
+arrive. Yesterday, I could only get sheeps' trotters and
+pickled cauliflower for dinner. We boast awfully of what
+we are going to do, but, as yet, all our sorties have been
+driven back, and our forts stun our ears by firing upon stray
+rabbits and Uhlans. If ever my letters to the <i>Daily News</i>
+do not arrive and come back here, I shall be shot, but I
+don't think that they will. I am convinced that the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P132"></a>132}</span>
+provisions will soon give out. We go about saying that we
+cannot be beaten, because we have made a 'pact with
+death.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And again on the 21st: "We are getting on very well here.
+Nothing has come in since the commencement of the siege,
+and no one can get out. They say there are provisions to
+last until February, so we shall have a dose of our own society.
+About one sixth of the town is now commanded by the
+Prussian batteries, but we don't know whether they will
+fire or not. I am living very well on horse and cat&mdash;the
+latter excellent&mdash;like rabbit, only better. Our people brag
+very much, but do little more. The Ultras are going
+ahead&mdash;they have taken now to denouncing crucifixes, which they
+call ridiculous nudities&mdash;a mayor has had them all removed&mdash;he
+then announced that no marriages were to take place in
+his <i>arrondissement</i>&mdash;marriage being an insult upon honourable
+citizens who did not approve of this relic of superstition.
+This was a little too much, so he was removed, and we are
+now free to marry or not according to our tastes. I am
+the intimate friend of Louis Blanc, so no one touches me."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the most curious things about these letters by
+balloon was the irregularity in their delivery. It was not
+merely that one balloon reached friendly or neutral territory
+in safety, while another did not. Of half a dozen letters
+coming by the same balloon, two would be delivered, say,
+on the 6th of the month, one on the 10th, two on the 15th,
+and the last on the 20th. This greatly puzzled the recipients
+at the time. The explanation turned out to be that the
+bag containing the first letter had been sent off immediately
+the aeronaut descended, whereas the others underwent a
+variety of adventures. Frequently a balloon fell at or
+near a place of German occupation. The aeronaut would
+come down at a run, hurry off with one bag, and give the
+others to friendly peasants, who secreted them until an
+opportunity occurred for getting them safely to the nearest
+post-town. Usually the letters came in beautiful order,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P133"></a>133}</span>
+without a speck upon them to show an unusual mode of
+transit. One batch, however, had to be fished out of the
+sea, off the Cornish coast. In one case a letter was delivered
+in wonderfully quick time. Dispatched from Paris on a
+Monday night, it was delivered in London on the following
+evening.[<a id="chap06fn9text"></a><a href="#chap06fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Apparently his "made in Germany" suit did not wear
+as well as might have been expected, for it was only December
+when he described his wardrobe as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My pea-jacket is torn and threadbare, my trousers are
+frayed at the bottom, and of many colours&mdash;like Joseph's
+coat. As for my linen, I will only say that the washer-women
+have struck work, as they have no fuel. I believe
+my shirt was once white, but I am not sure. I invested a
+few weeks ago in a pair of cheap boots. They are my
+torment. They have split in various places, and I wear a pair
+of gaiters&mdash;purple, like those of a respectable ecclesiastic&mdash;to
+cover the rents. I bought them on the Boulevard, and
+at the same stall I bought a bright blue handkerchief which
+was going cheap; this I wear round my neck. My upper
+man resembles that of a dog-stealer, my lower man that of a
+bishop. My buttons are turning my hair grey. When I
+had more than one change of raiment these appendages
+remained in their places, now they drop off as though I were
+a moulting fowl. I have to pin myself together elaborately,
+and whenever I want to get anything out of my pocket, I
+have cautiously to unpin myself, with the dread of falling
+to pieces before my eyes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In another place Labouchere describes his head-dress,
+which was quite eccentric enough to fit in with the rest of his
+travesty: "I have bought myself a sugar-loaf hat of the
+first Republic, and am consequently regarded with deference.
+'The style is the man,' said Buffon; had he lived here now
+he would rather have said, 'The hat is the man.' An English
+doctor who goes about in a regulation chimney-pot has
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P134"></a>134}</span>
+already been arrested twenty-seven times. I, thanks to my
+revolutionary hat, have not been arrested once. I have
+only to glance from under its brim at any one for him to
+quail."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The extracts which Labouchere copied from the newspapers
+for the benefit of his London readers are extremely
+amusing, and give, as no other method of narration could
+have done, a good idea of the spirit which the leaders of the
+people thought fit to try and promulgate amongst the
+Parisians. One morning, for instance, he learned that "Moltke
+is dead, that the Crown Prince is dying of a fever, that
+Bismarck is anxious to negotiate but is prevented by the
+obstinacy of the King, that three hundred Prussians from
+the Polish provinces have come over to our side, that the
+Bavarian and Würtemberg troops are in a state of incipient
+rebellion. From the fact that the Prussian outposts have
+withdrawn to a greater distance from the forts, it is probable
+that they despair of success, and in a few days will raise the
+siege. Most of the newspapers make merry over the faults
+in grammar in a letter which has been discovered from the
+Empress to the Emperor, although I doubt whether there
+is one Frenchman in the world who could write Spanish as
+well as the Empress does French."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The New Year's address to the Prussians, published in
+the <i>Gaulois</i>, is a masterpiece of journalistic invective, and
+the relish with which the besieged resident copied it for the
+benefit of his London readers may well be imagined:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You Prussian beggars, you Prussian scoundrels, you
+bandits and you Vandals, you have taken everything from
+us; you have ruined us; you are starving us; you are
+bombarding us; and we have a right to hate you with a royal
+hatred. Well, perhaps one day we might have forgiven you
+your rapine and your murders; our towns that you have
+sacked; your heavy yokes; your infamous treasons. The
+French race is so light of heart, so kindly, that we might
+perhaps in time have forgotten our resentments. What we
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P135"></a>135}</span>
+never shall forget will be this New Year's Day, which we
+have been forced to pass without news from our families.
+You, at least, have had letters from your Gretchers, astounding
+letters, very likely, in which the melancholy blondes
+with blue eyes make a wonderful literary salad, composed
+of sour kraut, berlin wool, forget-me-nots, pillage,
+bombardment, pure love, and transcendental philosophy. But you
+like all this just as you like jam with your mutton. You
+have what pleases you. Your ugly faces receive kisses by
+the post. But you kill our pigeons, you intercept our letters,
+you shoot at our balloons with your absurd <i>fusils de rempart</i>,
+and you burst out into a heavy German grin when you get
+hold of one of our bags, which are carrying to those we love
+our vows, our hopes, our remembrances, our regrets, our
+hearts." And so on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere had not a high opinion of French journalism
+during the investment. "A French journalist," he says,
+"even when he is not obliged to do so, generally invents his
+facts, and then reasons upon them with wonderful ingenuity.
+One would think that just at present a Parisian would do
+well to keep his breath to cool his own porridge. Such,
+however, is not his opinion. He thinks that he has a mission
+to guide and instruct the world, and this mission he
+manfully fulfils in defiance of Prussians and Prussian cannons.
+It is true, that he knows rather less of foreign countries than
+an intelligent Japanese Daimio may be supposed to know of
+Tipperary, but, by some curious law of nature, the less he
+knows of a subject, the more strongly does he feel impelled
+to write about it. I read a very clever article this morning
+pointing out that if we are not on our guard, our Empire in
+India will come to an end by a Russian fleet attacking it
+from the Caspian Sea. When one thinks how very easy it
+would have been for the author not to have written about
+the Caspian Sea, one is at once surprised and grateful to
+him for having called our attention to the danger which
+menaces us in that quarter of the globe."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P136"></a>136}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His estimate of General Trochu was, on the whole, the
+fairest that was made at the period. During the earliest
+days of the siege it was supposed that Trochu had a plan,
+and, on being questioned about it, he admitted that he had.
+He went on to say that he guaranteed its success, but that
+he should reveal it to no one, until the right moment&mdash;in
+fact, he had deposited it for safety with his notary, Maître
+Duclos, who, in the event of his being killed, would produce
+it. As time wore on and no plan was forthcoming from the
+General, it became very evident that it could have been
+nothing more elaborate than a determination to capitulate
+as soon as Paris was starved out. When the siege was nearly
+five weeks old Labouchere wrote:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Every day this siege lasts, convinces me that Gen. Trochu
+is not the right man in the right place. He writes
+long-winded letters, utters Spartan aphorisms, and complains
+of his colleagues, his generals, and his troops. The confidence
+which is felt in him is rapidly diminishing. He is a good,
+respectable man, without a grain of genius, or of that fierce,
+indomitable energy which sometimes replaces it. He would
+make a good minister of war in quiet times, but he is about
+as fit to command in the present emergency as Mr. Cardwell[<a id="chap06fn10text"></a><a href="#chap06fn10">10</a>]
+would be. His two principal military subordinates, Vinoy
+and Ducrot, are excellent Generals of division, but nothing
+more. As for his civilian colleagues they are one and all
+hardly more practical than Professor Fawcett. Each has
+some crotchet of his own, each likes to dogmatise and to
+speechify, and each considers the others to be idiots, and has
+a small following of his own, which regards him as a species
+of divinity. They are philosophers, orators, and legists,
+but they are neither practical men nor statesmen." And
+when the siege was over he summed up the case for Trochu
+thus: "What will be the verdict of history on the defence?
+Who knows! On the one hand, the Parisians have kept a
+powerful army at bay for longer than was expected; on the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P137"></a>137}</span>
+other hand, every sortie that they have made has been
+unsuccessful&mdash;every attempt to arrest the approach of the
+besiegers has failed. Passively and inertly they have
+allowed their store of provisions to grow less and less, until
+they have been forced to capitulate, without their defences
+having been stormed, or the cannon silenced. The General
+complains of his soldiers, the soldiers complain of their
+General; and on both sides there is cause of complaint.
+Trochu is not a Todleben. His best friends describe him
+as a weak sort of military Hamlet, wise of speech, but weak
+and hesitating in action&mdash;making plans and then criticising
+them, instead of accomplishing them. As a commander
+his task was a difficult one; when the siege commenced he
+had no army; when the army was formed it was encompassed
+by earthworks and redoubts so strong that even
+better soldiers would have failed to carry them. As a
+statesman, he never was master of the situation. He followed
+rather than led public opinion. Success is the criterion
+of ability in this country, and poor Trochu is as politically
+dead as though he never had lived."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As time wore on the question of meals in the besieged
+city naturally became one of absorbing moment. "I went,"
+says Labouchere, on December 21, "to see what was going
+on in the house of a friend of mine, in the Avenue de
+L'Impératrice, who has left Paris. The servant who was in
+charge told me that up there they had not been able to
+obtain bread for three days, and that the last time he had
+presented his ticket, he had been given about half an inch
+of cheese. 'How do you live then?' I asked. After looking
+mysteriously round to see that no one was watching us,
+he took me down into the cellar, and pointed to some meat
+in a barrel. 'It is half a horse,' he said, in the tone of a man
+who is showing some one the corpse of his murdered victim.
+'A neighbouring coachman killed him, and we salted him
+down, and divided him.' Then he opened a closet in which
+sat a huge cat. 'I am fattening her up for Christmas day;
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P138"></a>138}</span>
+we mean to serve her up, surrounded with mice like sausages,'
+he observed." On January 6 Labouchere notes: "Yesterday
+I had a slice of Pollux for dinner. Pollux and his
+brother Castor are two elephants, which have been killed.
+It was tough, coarse, and oily, and I do not recommend
+English families to eat elephant as long as they can get beef
+or mutton. Many of the restaurants are closed, owing to
+want of fuel. They are recommended to use lamps; but
+although French cooks can do wonders with very poor
+materials, when they are called upon to cook an elephant
+with a spirit lamp the thing is almost beyond their ingenuity.
+Castor and Pollux's trunks sold for forty-five francs a pound;
+the other parts of the interesting twins fetched about ten
+francs a pound."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He wrote to his mother on January 8[<a id="chap06fn11text"></a><a href="#chap06fn11">11</a>]: "Here we still
+are. For the last few days the Prussians have taken to
+throwing shells into the town, which makes things more
+lively. I do not think it can last much longer. It is awfully
+cold, for all the wood is freshly cut and will not burn. The
+washerwomen have struck as they have no fuel, so we all
+wear very dirty shirts. I am in a great fright of my money
+giving out, as none is to be got here. My dress is seedy&mdash;in
+fact falling to pieces. I think I have eaten now of every
+animal which Noah had in his ark.[<a id="chap06fn12text"></a><a href="#chap06fn12">12</a>] Since the bombardment
+the cannon makes a great noise. All night it is as if
+doors were slamming. Outside the walls it is rather pretty
+to see the batteries exchanging shots. We have heard
+nothing from England since September, except from scraps
+of paper picked out of dead Prussians' pockets." Labouchere
+was always ready to recall to his memory for conversational
+purposes the strange food he ate during the siege
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P139"></a>139}</span>
+of Paris. Donkey apparently was his favourite dish. This
+is what he said on the subject:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"A donkey is infinitely better eating than beef or mutton,
+indeed I do not know any meat which is better. This was
+so soon discovered by the French, during the siege of Paris,
+that donkey meat was about five times the price of horse
+meat. At Voisin's there was almost every day a joint of
+cold donkey for breakfast, and it was greatly preferred to
+anything else. Let any one who doubts the excellence of
+cold donkey slay one of these weak-minded animals, cook
+him, and eat him." Rats he did not appreciate so much:
+"The objection to them is that when cooked their flesh is
+gritty. This objection is, however, somewhat Epicurean,
+for, except for this grittiness, they are a wholesome and
+excellent article of food. I am surprised that there is not
+a society for the promotion of eating rats. Why should not
+prisoners be fed with these nourishing and prolific little
+animals?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His account of how he got a leg of mutton into Paris
+after the capitulation, when, in spite of the siege being raised,
+the difficulties of procuring food were almost as insurmountable
+as before, was one of his most amusing <i>contes</i>. He
+rode out to Versailles,[<a id="chap06fn13text"></a><a href="#chap06fn13">13</a>] where he procured the longed-for
+joint, but, when he started on his return journey, a
+sentinel of Versailles refused to allow the meat to leave the
+town, and actually took it away from him. Desperately
+he decided to appeal to the better side of the Prussian's
+nature, and explained to him that he was in love, indeed,
+that to love was the fate of all mortals. The warrior sighed
+and pensively assented: Labouchere judged that he was
+most likely thinking of his distant Gretchen, and shamelessly
+followed up his advantage: "My lady love is in Paris,"
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P140"></a>140}</span>
+he proceeded pathetically, "long have I sighed in vain. I
+am taking her now a leg of mutton&mdash;on this leg hangs all
+my hope of bliss&mdash;if I present myself to her with this token
+of my devotion she may yield to my suit. Oh, full of feeling,
+beloved of beauteous women, German warrior, can you
+refuse me?" Of course the sentinel yielded, and the
+correspondent, who, needless to say, had no lady love in the
+capital, bore it off in triumph. He enjoyed it for dinner
+that evening in company with Mr. Frank Lawley and Mr. Denis
+Bingham, in whose journal for that day occurs the
+following entry:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"On their return from Versailles together, Labouchere
+and Lawley brought me a leg of mutton. And what a
+treat it was for our small household and dear neighbours!
+And an Italian lady brought us a large loaf of white bread,
+and we feasted and were merry, and measured our girths,
+and promised ourselves that we would soon get into
+condition again, for we were lamentably pulled down."[<a id="chap06fn14text"></a><a href="#chap06fn14">14</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On February 10, Labouchere took his departure from
+Paris, feeling, as he said, much as Daniel must have done
+on emerging from the den of lions. Baron Rothschild
+procured for him a pass which enabled him to take the Amiens
+train at the goods station within the walls of the city, instead
+of driving, as those who were less fortunate were obliged to
+do, to Gonesse. The train was drawn up before a shed in
+the midst of oceans of mud. It consisted of one passenger
+carriage, and of a long series of empty bullock vans. He
+entered one of the latter as the passenger van was already
+crowded. At Breteuil the train waited for above an hour,
+and Labouchere, impatient of the delay, perceiving a Prussian
+train puffing up, managed to induce an official to allow
+him to get into the luggage van, by which means he was able
+to proceed on his way to the destination. "Having started
+from Paris as a bullock, I reached Amiens at twelve o'clock
+as a carpet-bag," was the way he described his journey.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P141"></a>141}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At Abbeville the train passed out of the Prussian lines
+into the French, and Calais was reached at 7 P.M. "Right
+glad" was the Paris correspondent, to use his own words,
+to "eat a Calais supper and to sleep on a Calais bed."[<a id="chap06fn15text"></a><a href="#chap06fn15">15</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In his last letter to the <i>Daily News</i> during the war,
+Mr. Labouchere lodged one other Parthian shot in the city
+whose hospitality he had been enjoying: "I took my
+departure from Paris," he wrote, "leaving without any very
+poignant regret, its inhabitants wending their way to the
+electoral 'urns,' the many revolving in their minds how
+France and Paris are to manage to pay the little bill which
+their creditor outside is making up against them; the few&mdash;the
+very few&mdash;determined to die rather than yield, sitting
+in the cafés on the boulevard, which is to be, I presume,
+their last ditch."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In one of his earliest numbers of <i>Truth</i>, Mr. Labouchere
+gave a characteristic account of how he behaved under fire.
+It is worth quoting as illustrative of the naïve frankness with
+which he always described those instinctive little actions of
+human nature which more sophisticated persons usually
+pretend never occur. "I was at some of the engagements
+during the Franco-Prussian War. The first time that I
+was under fire, I felt that every shell whizzing through the
+air would infallibly blow me up. Being a non-combatant,
+in an unconcerned sort of way, as if I had business to attend
+to elsewhere, I effected a strategical movement to the rear.
+But, as no shell had blown me up, I came to the conclusion
+that no shell would blow me up, and accepted afterwards
+as a natural state of things which did not concern me, the
+fact that these missiles occasionally blew up other people."
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn1text">1</a>] <i>Times</i>, January 17, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn2text">2</a>] <i>Truth</i>, January 24, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn3text">3</a>] The Emperor's plan of campaign was to mass 150,000 men at Metz;
+100,000 at Strassburg, and 50,000 at the Camp at Châlons.
+It was then his
+intention to unite the armies at Metz and Strassburg,
+and to cross the Rhine
+at Maxau, to force the States of South Germany
+to observe neutrality. He
+would then have pushed on to encounter the Prussians.
+But the army at
+Metz, instead of 150,000 men, only mustered 100,000;
+that of Strassburg only
+40,000 instead of 100,000;
+whilst the corps of Marshal Canrobert had still
+one division at Paris, and another at Soissons;
+his artillery as well as his
+cavalry were not ready.
+Further no army corps was even yet completely
+furnished with the equipments necessary
+for taking the field.&mdash;<i>Campagne de
+1870; des Causes qui ont amené la Capitulation
+de Sedan</i>. Par un Officier
+attaché à l'État Major-Général. Bruxelles.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn4text">4</a>] Quotations in this chapter not otherwise
+specified have been taken from
+the columns of the <i>Daily News</i>, August, 1870-January, 1871.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn5text">5</a>] He had been undergoing a term of imprisonment
+for certain articles
+written in the <i>Marseillaise</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn6text">6</a>] I quote a few lines&mdash;the only legible
+ones&mdash;from a letter, addressed to
+his mother, which Labouchere sent out of Paris,
+fastened between the double
+sole of a man's boot.
+It looks as if the bearer must have waded through
+water, and the marks of the cobbler's nails
+are visible all over it. "November
+6, 1870. This goes out in a citizen's boot.
+If he is caught, he will be shot,
+which is his affair&mdash;only you will not get it.
+The position is utterly hopeless.
+We shall be bombarded in a week.
+This hotel has two hundred wounded in
+it. I got into the Hôtel de Ville
+on Monday with the mob. Such a scene.
+I have got a pass from General Vinoy,
+so I get a good view of all the military
+operations.... I do not know if my
+letters to the D. N. arrive...."
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn7text">7</a>] J. M'Carthy and Sir J. Robinson,
+The Daily News Jubilee. <i>A Retrospect
+of Fifty Years of the Queen's Reign</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn8text">8</a>] Mrs. Labouchere had been a widow since 1863,
+and was now living at
+Oakdene, near Dorking.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn9text">9</a>] Robinson. <i>Fifty Years of Fleet Street</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn10text">10</a>] Secretary of War in Mr. Gladstone's first Ministry.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn11text">11</a>] This letter did not reach London, E. C.,
+from whence it was posted to
+Dorking, until Jan. 19.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn12text">12</a>] Captain Bingham notes in his diary
+for Dec. 4 that Henry Labouchere,
+Frank Lawley, Lewis Wingfield, and
+Quested Lynch dined with him, and that
+they partook of moufflon, a kind of wild sheep
+which inhabits Corsica.&mdash;<i>Recollections
+of Paris</i>, Capt. Hon. D. Bingham.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn13text">13</a>] "As soon as the armistice was signed,
+several of the English correspondents
+managed to get to Versailles.
+The first thing that Labouchere did on arriving
+there was to plunge his head into a pail of milk,
+and he was with difficulty
+weaned."&mdash;<i>Recollections of Paris</i>, Capt. Hon. D. Bingham.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn14text">14</a>] Capt. Hon. D. Bingham. <i>Recollections of Paris</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap06fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap06fn15text">15</a>] The following gentlemen of the press
+were in Paris during the siege:
+Charles Austen of the <i>Times</i>, Frank Lawley
+of the <i>Daily Telegraph</i>, Henry
+Labouchere of the <i>Daily News</i>,
+Thomas Gibson Bowles of the <i>Morning Post</i>,
+J. Augustus O'Shea of the <i>Standard</i>,
+Capt. Bingham, who sent letters to the
+<i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>, and Mr. Dallas,
+who wrote both for the <i>Times</i> and the
+<i>Daily News</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap07"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P142"></a>142}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER VII
+<br><br>
+LABOUCHERE AND BRADLAUGH
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(1880-1881)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the general election of 1880, Mr. Labouchere found in
+the electors of Northampton a constituency which was
+to remain faithful to him throughout his political career.
+He was described in the local press as the "nominee of the
+moderate Liberals," though, as he explained in the columns
+of <i>Truth</i>, a moderate Liberal at Northampton was a Radical
+any where else. The "Radical" candidate was that upright
+and greatly persecuted man, Mr. Charles Bradlaugh, who
+merited far more than Mr. Labouchere the title of the
+"religious member for Northampton."[<a id="chap07fn1text"></a><a href="#chap07fn1">1</a>] It has often been pointed
+out that the difference between religious and irreligious
+people does not lie so much in opinion as in temperament.
+Labouchere had an essentially irreligious nature, he was a
+born <i>impie</i>, as the French say: Mr. Bradlaugh had the soul
+of a Covenanter. As far as speculative religious opinions
+were concerned, they practically coincided, while, in the
+general lines of political opinion, they were quite at one.
+Both were strong Radicals and strong anti-socialists.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Northampton was in 1880 one of the most promising
+Radical constituencies.[<a id="chap07fn2text"></a><a href="#chap07fn2">2</a>] The Radical element had for
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P143"></a>143}</span>
+many years been very numerous among the population,
+but unfortunately the majority of the workers had no vote.
+The Household Suffrage Act of 1868 remedied this state of
+things to some extent. The work of the Freehold Land
+Society developed the scope of the remedy. This most
+practical expression of democratic ideals, by making
+freeholders of workmen, raised the numbers of the electorate
+from 6829 in 1874 to 8189 in 1880; of these 2500 had never
+voted before, and to a man were Radicals. When Mr. Labouchere
+was introduced as Liberal candidate he at once decided
+to make common cause with Mr. Bradlaugh, and his manifesto
+to the electors, published on March 27, was craftily
+worded so as to appeal with simple directness to those
+modern sons of St. Crispin, "the communistic cobblers of
+Northampton." It ran as follows: "Having already sat
+in Parliament as a Liberal member for Middlesex, it is
+needless for me to say that I am an opponent of the Imperialism
+which, under the leadership of the Earl of Beaconsfield,
+has become the policy of the Conservative Government.
+This new-fangled political creed consists in swagger abroad
+and inaction at home. Its results are that we have made
+ourselves the patrons of one of the vilest governments that
+ever burdened the earth; that we have joined with the
+oppressors against the oppressed; that we have acquired a
+pestiferous and less than worthless land in the Mediterranean;
+that we have annexed the territory of some harmless
+Dutch republicans against their will; that we have expended
+above six millions in catching a savage, who had as much
+right to his freedom as we have, and that we have butchered
+Afghans for the crime of defending their country against
+an unjust invasion.... For my part, I am anxious to see
+Parliament again controlling the executive, and a majority
+of members returned who will radically revise the laws
+regarding land, so as to encourage its tenure by the many
+instead of its absorption by the few, who will render farmers
+independent of the caprices of the landlords, who will emancipate
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P144"></a>144}</span>
+the agricultural labourers by securing to them their
+natural right to vote." He went on to express in strong
+terms his desire for the disestablishment and disendowment
+of the Church of England.[<a id="chap07fn3text"></a><a href="#chap07fn3">3</a>] In a speech which he made on
+the same day as the publication of his manifesto, in the
+Wesleyan Chapel, in the Wellingborough Road, he said that
+he had been asked a little while ago whether he was a member
+of the Church of England, and he had replied that he had
+been brought up in the Church of England, and, if he had
+to register his religion, he should register it as a member of
+the Church of England. But, if he had been asked what his
+religion was, he should have said the question was one
+between his God and his conscience, and it was no business of
+any one's in Northampton, because he stood upon the distinct
+issue that, whatever the religious opinions of a candidate
+might be, they were sending him to Parliament to perform
+certain political duties, and if his political views were in
+accordance with theirs, religion had nothing to do with it.[<a id="chap07fn4text"></a><a href="#chap07fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The borough had previously returned two Tory members,
+Mr. Phipps, a local brewer, and Mr. Merewether, a lawyer.
+They were not themselves very formidable opponents to the
+Radical joint candidature. The clergy and the press urged
+the theological motive, as well as his greatly misunderstood
+views on Malthusianism against Bradlaugh. On the Sunday
+before the election the Vicar of St. Giles intimated that "to
+those noble men who loved Christ more than party, Jesus
+would say, 'Well done.'" But, in spite of nearly 2000 years
+of Christianity, heaven has not yet learned to bless the
+weaker cause, and on the election day, the figures
+stood&mdash;Labouchere (L.), 4518, Bradlaugh (R.), 3827, Phipps (C.),
+3125, Merewether (C.), 2826. When the news of the poll was
+brought to Mr. Labouchere, who was smoking his cigarette
+in the coffee room of the hotel where he was staying, his only
+comment was a quiet chuckle, and the remark, "Oh, they've
+swallowed Bradlaugh, after all, have they?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P145"></a>145}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Great was the fury in the Conservative camp. "The
+bellowing blasphemer of Northampton," as Mr. Bradlaugh
+was amiably called by the <i>Sheffield Telegraph</i>, had to meet
+the full blast of popular prejudice, which was exploited to
+the utmost by his political opponents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Tories were soon to have more than popular prejudice
+to exploit. On May 3, Mr. Bradlaugh, before taking
+his seat in the House of Commons, handed to Sir Thomas
+Erskine May, the Clerk of the House, the following
+statement:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>To</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+THE RIGHT HONBLE. THE SPEAKER.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I, the undersigned, Charles Bradlaugh, beg respectfully to
+claim to be allowed to affirm as a person for the time being by law
+permitted to make a solemn affirmation or declaration, instead
+of taking an oath.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+On being invited by the Speaker (Sir Henry Brand) to
+make a statement to the House with regard to his claim, he
+replied:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Speaker, I have only now to submit that the Parliamentary
+Oaths Act, 1866, gives the right to affirm to every person for
+the time being permitted to make affirmation. I am such a
+person; and under the Evidence Amendment Act, 1869, and the
+Evidence Amendment Act, 1870, I have repeatedly for nine
+years past affirmed in the highest courts of jurisdiction in this
+realm. I am ready to make the declaration or affirmation of
+allegiance.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+It might have been thought that the principle of Mr. Bradlaugh's
+position needed only to be stated to be accepted
+by men of honourable feeling and average intelligence.
+After all, as Mr. Labouchere, in course of conversation on
+this very point, once remarked to me: "a statement is either
+true or false, and expletives cannot affect it." The legal
+precedents, invoked, although they did not actually mention
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P146"></a>146}</span>
+the parliamentary oath, had been considered sufficient by
+the last Liberal law officers. Sir Henry Brand, however,
+had "grave doubts," and desired to refer the claim to the
+House's judgment. Lord Frederick Cavendish, on behalf
+of the Treasury Bench, seconded by Sir Stafford Northcote,
+the leader of the Opposition, moved that the point be
+referred to a Select Committee. Lord Percy and Mr. David
+Onslow attempted in vain to adjourn the debate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On May 10, Lord Richard Grosvenor, the Government
+Whip, announced the names of the proposed Committee:
+Mr. Whitbread, Sir J. Holker, Mr. John Bright, Lord Henry
+Lennox, Mr. W. H. Massey, Mr. Staveley Hill, Sir Henry
+Jackson, Sir Henry James (the Attorney-General),
+Mr. Farrer Herschell (the Solicitor-General), Sir G. Goldney,
+Mr. Grantham, Mr. Pemberton, Mr. Watkin Williams,
+Mr. Spencer Walpole, Mr. Hopwood, Mr. Beresford Hope, Major
+Nolan, Mr. Chaplin, and Mr. Serjeant Simon. In spite of
+the fact that the actual motion was not to come on till the
+next day, Sir Henry Drummond Wolff endeavoured at once
+to raise a debate on the legitimacy of the Committee, and
+the next day succeeded in doing so. The debate was
+characterised by "great violence and recklessness," but the
+Government succeeded in getting their Committee appointed
+by a majority of seventy-four. The report of the
+Committee was presented on May 20. Eight members were
+in favour of Mr. Bradlaugh's right to affirm, and eight
+members against: Mr. Spencer Walpole, the Chairman,
+took the responsibility of giving his casting vote for the
+Noes. All the Noes with the exception of Mr. Hopwood
+were Conservatives, the rest of the Liberals voting on the
+affirmative side. Bradlaugh now claimed the right to take
+the oath, as the right to affirm was denied him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There has been so much misunderstanding of Bradlaugh's
+position on this point that it may be well to explain exactly
+what it was that he did claim. In a statement of his case
+subsequently published in his paper, <i>The National Reformer</i>,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P147"></a>147}</span>
+on May 30, 1889, Mr. Bradlaugh used the following words:
+"My duty to my constituents is to fulfil the mandate they
+have given me, and if, to do this, I have to submit to a form
+less solemn to me than the affirmation I would have
+reverently made, so much the worse for those who force me to
+repeat words which I have scores of times declared are to
+me sounds conveying no clear and definite meaning. I am
+sorry for the earnest believers who see words sacred to them
+used as a meaningless addendum to a promise, but I cannot
+permit their less sincere co-religionists to use an idle form,
+in order to prevent me from doing my duty to those who
+have chosen me to speak for them in Parliament. <i>I shall,
+taking the oath, regard myself, as bound, not by the letter of its
+words, but by the spirit which the affirmation would have
+conveyed had I been permitted to use it</i>. So soon as I am able,
+I shall take such steps as may be consistent with parliamentary
+business to put an end to the present doubtful and
+unfortunate state of the law and practice on oaths and
+affirmations."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The words italicised indicate very clearly the spirit in
+which Mr. Bradlaugh proposed to take the oath. To do so,
+was, as he conceived, the only way, since the adverse decision
+of the Committee on his claim to affirm, by which he could
+qualify himself for the performance of his duty to his
+constituents. It was in no sense intended as an insult to those
+to whom the oath had a distinct and positive religious value,
+or as a defiance of the dignity or orders of the House. This
+document was dated May 30, the day on which the report
+of the Committee was issued, and on the following day,
+Mr. Bradlaugh presented himself to take the oath and his
+seat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sir Henry Drummond Wolff at once rose and objected
+to the administration of the oath, and, on the Speaker's
+allowing his objection, proceeded to make a remarkable
+speech. For flippancy of tone and sheer ineptitude of
+argument, not to speak of the crass and brutal quality of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P148"></a>148}</span>
+the prejudice which inspired it, this deliverance possesses
+an unenviable pre-eminence among the many absurdities
+uttered by honourable members during the Bradlaugh
+parliamentary struggle. Wolff's argument rested on two
+grounds, both palpably false, while the second was entirely
+irrelevant to the point at issue. He maintained that
+Atheists who had made affirmations in courts of law (as
+Mr. Bradlaugh had done) thereby admitted that an oath "would
+not be binding on their conscience," and, furthermore, that
+Bradlaugh had stated, in his "Impeachment of the House
+of Brunswick," that "Parliament has the undoubted right
+to withhold the crown from Albert Edward, Prince of Wales." Sir
+Henry "could not see how a gentleman professing the
+views set forth in that work could take the oath of
+allegiance." He went on to say: "What we have now before us
+is the distinct negation of anything like perpetual morality
+or conscience, or the existence of God. And, as I believe that
+a person holding these views cannot be allowed to take the
+oath in this House, I beg to move my resolution." Mr. R. N. Forster
+seconded. Mr. Gladstone at once rose and, while
+refraining from expressing any personal opinion, suggested
+reference to a Select Committee. Sir Henry James supported
+the Prime Minister's amendment. Mr. Labouchere, speaking
+as the colleague of the honourable member in the
+representation of Northampton, said that he thought it right
+to state that his honourable friend was selected by the
+majority of the constituents solely on account of his political
+views. They did not occupy themselves with his religious
+convictions, because they were under the impression that
+they were giving him political, rather than theological,
+functions to fulfil in that House. A proposal had been made
+by the Prime Minister that this matter should be referred
+to a Select Committee. It certainly did appear to him
+(Mr. Labouchere) somewhat strange that a member who
+had been duly elected should be told that he could not take
+his seat because he was forbidden to make an affirmation on
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P149"></a>149}</span>
+account of his not being a Quaker or a Moravian, and
+because he was forbidden from taking the oath on account of
+certain speculative religious opinions, which he had
+professed. But that appeared to be the view of many gentlemen
+on the other side of the House, and he should be perfectly
+ready to discuss that view; but, as the Prime Minister had
+very rightly said, the matter was a judicial one, and it would be
+far better, in his humble opinion, that it should be referred
+to a Committee of the House to look at it in its judicial aspect
+rather than that there should be an acrimonious theological
+discussion in that House. When, however, it was referred
+to a Committee, he thought that he had a right to ask,
+in the name of his constituents, that that Committee should
+decide it as soon as possible. Should the Committee decide
+that the honourable gentleman was not to be allowed to take
+the oath, it would then become, if not his duty, the duty of
+some other honourable gentleman to bring in a bill to enable
+his colleague to make an affirmation in order that his
+constituents might enjoy the right which the constitution gave
+them of being represented by two members in that House.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Percy drily observed that he was sorry for the
+electors of Northampton if they were deprived of the services
+of one of their representatives, because the honourable
+gentleman was recommended to them by his honourable
+colleague, whose religious opinions were well known, and,
+after an eloquent speech from Mr. Bright, who recommended
+"the statesmanlike and judicious course which has been
+suggested to us by the First Minister of the Crown," the
+debate was adjourned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the resumption of the debate the next day, the wildest
+remarks were made by Mr. Bradlaugh's opponents. Dr. Lyons
+proposed the solution that "Northampton should
+send us a God-fearing if not a God-loving man." Mr. Warton
+argued that "the man who does not fear God cannot
+honour the King," and Mr. Callan scoffed at Mr. Bright's
+tribute of respect to Mr. Bradlaugh's sense of honour and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P150"></a>150}</span>
+conscience, "language," he said, "that should not be used
+with reference to an infidel blasphemer." After the din
+caused by this <i>ex parte</i> criticism had subsided, the still small
+voice of Mr. Labouchere was heard mildly asking whether
+the honourable member was in order in referring to his
+colleague as an infidel blasphemer, and the Speaker having
+ruled the phrase out of order, Mr. Callan withdrew it. He
+was, however, an ardent polemist, and added that he was
+sure that Mr. Labouchere, in spite of his support of
+Mr. Bradlaugh, "would prefer in this House his old acquaintance
+Lambri Pasha to the gentleman who was the subject of the
+debate." And so the foolish wrangle went on, recalling
+the historian's account of the Œcumenical Council. It is
+true that the amateur theologians of Westminster stopped
+short of pulling each other's beards. Their zeal had not
+quite the professional note of that of the Fathers at Ephesus.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After two days of this sort of thing, Sir Henry Drummond
+Wolff's motion was rejected by 289 votes to 219, and a second
+Select Committee of twenty-three was appointed. The
+members were: the Attorney-General, the Solicitor-General,
+Messrs. Bright, Chaplin, Childers, Sir Richard Cross,
+Mr. Gibson, Sir Gabriel Goldney, Mr. Grantham, Mr. Staveley
+Hill, Sir John Holker, Mr. Beresford Hope, Mr. Hopwood,
+Sir Henry Jackson, Lord Henry Lennox, Mr. Massey, Major
+Nolan, Messrs. Pemberton, Simon, Trevelyan, Walpole,
+Whitbread, and Watkin Williams.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Committee reported that Bradlaugh by simply
+stating (though in answer to official question) that he had
+repeatedly affirmed under certain Acts in courts of law, had
+brought it to the notice of the House that he was a person
+as to whom judges had satisfied themselves that an oath was
+not binding on his conscience; that, under the circumstances,
+an oath taken by him would not be an oath within the true
+meaning of the statutes; and that the House therefore could,
+and ought, to prevent him from going through the form.
+The Committee further suggested that he should be allowed
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P151"></a>151}</span>
+to affirm with a view to his right to do so being tested by
+legal action, pointing to the nearly equal balance of votes
+in the former Committee as a reason for desiring a decisive
+legal solution.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On June 21, Mr. Labouchere moved "that Mr. Bradlaugh,
+member for the borough of Northampton, be admitted
+to make an affirmation or declaration instead of the
+oath required by law." This speech was one of the best he
+ever made in the House. It was an admirable piece of
+argument and an excellent piece of literature, solidly reasoned
+and witty; "it is contrary to, it is repugnant to, the feelings
+of all men of tolerant minds that any gentleman should be
+hindered from performing civil functions in this world on
+account of speculative opinions about another"&mdash;was a
+terse summing up of the situation worthy of Gibbon. His
+main argument was that the Parliamentary Oaths Act of
+1866 gave to all persons, legally entitled to affirm in the law
+courts, the right to affirm in Parliament. He further pointed
+out that the refusal to allow Bradlaugh to affirm would be
+to turn him into a martyr. Mr. Bright again made a fine
+speech in which he said, amid ironical cheers from the
+Opposition, that he pretended to no conscience and honour
+superior to the conscience of Mr. Bradlaugh. Mr. Gladstone
+also spoke cogently in favour of Mr. Labouchere's motion.
+It was, however, lost by a majority of 45, of whom 5 were
+English Liberals and 31 Irish Home Rulers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On June 23, Mr. Bradlaugh again presented himself
+at the table of the House. The Speaker called on him to
+withdraw, in accordance with the vote of the night before.
+Mr. Labouchere then moved that "Mr. Bradlaugh be now
+heard at the Bar of the House," following which motion
+Mr. Bradlaugh made an eloquent and dignified defence of his
+position. A confused debate followed, and Mr. Labouchere
+moved that "Yesterday's decision be rescinded," withdrawing
+his motion, however, on an appeal from Mr. Gladstone.
+The Speaker then recalled Bradlaugh to the table,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P152"></a>152}</span>
+and informed him that the House had nothing to say to him
+beyond once more calling upon him to withdraw. Bradlaugh
+replied: "I beg respectfully to insist on my right as a duly
+elected member for Northampton. I ask you to have the
+oath administered to me in order that I may take my seat,
+and I respectfully refuse to withdraw." After a second
+admonition from the Speaker, to which Bradlaugh replied,
+"With respect I do refuse to obey the orders of the House,
+which are against the law," the House was appealed to "to
+give authority to the Chair to compel execution of its
+orders." Mr. Gladstone, although called upon, did not rise. He
+appeared to be absorbed in deep thought, and, with his
+gaze fixed on a vague distance, just above the heads of the
+belligerent theologians, he meditatively twirled his thumbs.
+Northcote hesitatingly moved, "though I am not quite sure
+what the terms of the motion should be, that Mr. Speaker
+do take the necessary steps for requiring and enforcing the
+withdrawal of the honourable member for Northampton." The
+Speaker explained that the motion should simply be
+"that the honourable member do now withdraw." On a
+division being taken, 326 voted in favour of the motion
+and only 38 against. On the Speaker renewing his order,
+Mr. Bradlaugh answered: "With submission to you, Sir,
+the order of the House is against the law, and I respectfully
+refuse to obey it." The Sergeant-at-Arms was now called,
+and touching him on the shoulder, requested him to withdraw.
+Mr. Bradlaugh said: "I will submit to the Sergeant-at-Arms
+removing me below the Bar, but I shall immediately
+return to the table," and did so, saying as he returned toward
+the table, "I claim my right as a member of this House." This
+little ceremony was repeated twice, the House being in
+an uproar. High above the din, Mr. Bradlaugh's voice
+could be heard shouting: "I claim my right as a member of
+this House. I admit the right of the House to imprison
+me, but I admit no right on the part of the House to exclude
+me, and I refuse to be excluded." He was again led to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P153"></a>153}</span>
+the Bar by the Sergeant-at-Arms to await the House's
+action.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Bradlaugh had, no doubt not unintentionally, indicated
+to his enemies the only line they could take. It was
+his tactic, and a wise one, to force the House into the extreme
+measure of physical force. To do so was a fair retort from
+a Rationalist to his opponents. Northcote, complaining
+again of Mr. Gladstone's inaction, proceeded to move that
+"Mr. Bradlaugh, having defied the authority of the House,
+be taken into the custody of the Sergeant-at-Arms." Mr. Labouchere
+at once rose and said that he would not oppose
+the resolution, although he thought it a somewhat strange
+thing that a citizen of this country should be sent to prison
+for doing what eminent legal gentlemen on his side and an
+eminent legal gentleman on the other side of the House said
+he had a perfect right to do. He was interrupted by cries
+of "No, No!" He continued that he did not know whether
+honourable members opposite meant to say that the honourable
+and learned gentleman, the late Attorney-General, was
+not an eminent legal authority on such a point. That was
+the view taken by that honourable and learned gentleman.
+It seemed a somewhat hard thing that any one should be put
+into prison for doing what a general consensus of legal
+opinion in that House held to be his duty and his right. But,
+as the Prime Minister had stated, it was useless to oppose
+the motion, because Mr. Bradlaugh had come into conflict
+with a resolution of the House, whether that resolution were
+right or wrong. He, regretting as he did the necessity that
+had been forced upon the House, did not think he should
+be serving any good purpose in opposing the resolution, or
+in asking the House to go into a vote on this question. He
+believed himself that the sending of Mr. Bradlaugh into
+custody would be the first step towards his becoming a
+recognised member of the House. It is interesting to note
+that Mr. Parnell also spoke in favour of Mr. Bradlaugh, and
+said that, if Irish members voted for his imprisonment,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P154"></a>154}</span>
+they would be going contrary to the feeling of their country.
+On a division being taken there were 274 Ayes to 7 Noes,
+and Mr. Bradlaugh was removed in the custody of the
+Sergeant-at-Arms to the Clock Tower.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The imprisonment was rather an insult than an injury.
+The prisoner received his friends freely and openly, and
+proceeded to the business of fighting his battle in the country
+from his "cell." A cry of indignation, which must have
+greatly surprised the Tories, went up all over England, and,
+on the next day, Northcote, at the urgent advice, it is said,
+of Lord Beaconsfield, moved for Bradlaugh's immediate
+and unconditional release. On Sir Stafford making his
+motion, Mr. Labouchere pointed out to the House, "in order
+that there may be no misconception in the matter," that
+Mr. Bradlaugh would immediately on his release "return
+to the House and do what the Prime Minister, the colleagues
+of the Prime Minister, the present Attorney-General and
+the late Attorney-General, say he has an absolute legal right
+to do." The motion was nevertheless agreed to, and
+Mr. Bradlaugh was released.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next day, June 25, Mr. Labouchere gave notice
+that he should move on the following Tuesday that the
+resolution of the House, which had resulted in Mr. Bradlaugh's
+imprisonment, should be read and rescinded. He
+also asked for special facilities from the Government on
+that day for bringing the matter before the House.
+Mr. Gladstone, whilst reserving his answer as to the particular
+form of proceeding, agreed that "it was certainly requisite
+and necessary that the subject of Mr. Bradlaugh's right
+should be considered," and promised facilities for the day
+mentioned by Mr. Labouchere. On the Monday, however,
+Mr. Gladstone himself informed the House that the Government
+had framed the following resolution, which they
+intended to submit: "That every person returned as a member
+of this House, who may claim to be a person for the time
+being by law permitted to make a solemn affirmation or
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P155"></a>155}</span>
+declaration instead of taking an oath, shall, henceforth
+(notwithstanding so much of the resolution adopted by this
+House on the 22d of June last, as relates to affirmation),
+be permitted without question to make and subscribe a
+solemn affirmation in the form prescribed by the Parliamentary
+Oaths Act, 1866, as altered by the Promissory Oaths
+Act, 1868, subject to any liability by Statute; and, secondly,
+that this resolution be a standing Order of this House." The
+Prime Minister then expressed the hope that, as the
+question would be raised in what the Government considered
+the most convenient manner, Mr. Labouchere would not
+consider it necessary to proceed with any motion on the
+following day. Mr. Labouchere withdrew his resolution
+"after the very satisfactory Notice, which has just been
+given by the Prime Minister."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next day, when Mr. Gladstone made his motion,
+Sir John Gorst opposed it, on the technical ground that it
+was a breach of the Rule of the House, which laid down that,
+if a question had been considered by the House and a definite
+judgment pronounced, the same, or what was substantially
+the same, question could not be put again to the House
+during the same session. This contention was, however,
+overruled by the Speaker, and, on a division being taken, the
+Prime Minister's resolution was accepted by a majority
+of 54, the Ayes numbering 303 and the Noes 249. Bradlaugh
+was now free to affirm at his own legal risk, and he
+did so the next day, thus bringing to a conclusion the first
+movement of this ironic symphony.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There can be no doubt that Mr. Labouchere's great
+speech of June 21 contributed powerfully to this result.
+Apart from the speeches of Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Bright,
+and indeed Mr. Bradlaugh's own fine speech at the Bar of
+the House on June 23, it was the only attempt made to
+present the constitutional and legal aspects of Bradlaugh's
+case in their true light. The subject was one that appealed
+very strongly to Mr. Labouchere. In personal agreement
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P156"></a>156}</span>
+with the views which it was sought to penalise in the person
+of Mr. Bradlaugh (although it would have been alien to his
+temperament to have enrolled himself as a partisan of those
+views), his attack on Mr. Bradlaugh's enemies acquired
+weight and energy from the love of individual liberty that
+was at the bottom of his character, and his detestation, on
+that, as on every other occasion of his public life, of
+oppression and prejudice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The prejudice aroused by Bradlaugh's entrance into the
+House of Commons was slow to disperse. Numerous petitions
+for his exclusion from Parliament were signed, in some
+cases, <i>en bloc</i>, by Sunday-school children. The varieties
+of English Protestantism were all zealous in the good cause,
+and Cardinal Manning, who wrote a violent article in the
+<i>Nineteenth Century</i> on the subject, succeeded in presenting
+a monster petition from English and exiled Irish Roman
+Catholics. There were, however, some notable exceptions
+among those who represented the religious principle. Several
+clergymen of the Church of England and not a few
+Non-conformist ministers wrote to the papers on his behalf.
+Newman refused to sign the petition, on constitutional
+grounds, and the "Home Government Association of
+Glasgow" sent to Bradlaugh a resolution stating "that this
+meeting of Irish Roman Catholics ... most emphatically
+condemns the spirit of domination and intolerance arrayed
+against you, and views with astonishment and indignation
+the cowardly acquiescence and, in a few instances, active
+support, on the part of a large majority of the Irish Home
+Rule members to the policy of oppression exercised against
+you." Such voices were, however, few and far between;
+in the House itself the Opposition could not resist the
+temptation of such a weapon against the Government. It was good
+policy, as Lord Henry Lennox said, in a moment of expansion,
+"to put that damned Bradlaugh on them." Mr. Labouchere
+held an unswerving course in support of his
+colleague. Temperamentally, as has been said, he did not
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P157"></a>157}</span>
+sympathise with Mr. Bradlaugh's attitude. He did not
+share Mr. Bradlaugh's view of the importance of transcendental
+opinions of any shade, and his wider experience of
+life and human nature led him to gauge more truly perhaps,
+certainly very differently, the value in the social scheme of
+other people's religious belief. He would never himself
+have raised the question raised by Mr. Bradlaugh, but he
+was wise enough to realise that, once it was raised, there
+was only one way of settling it. In the course of his long
+life, he championed many a victim of oppression and prejudice,
+but it may be doubted whether his championship ever
+showed to greater advantage, was ever more firmly based
+on those wide views of justice which underlie genuine
+political sagacity, and distinguish the true statesman from the
+mere politician, than in the case of Mr. Bradlaugh's
+parliamentary struggle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The venue of that struggle was shortly transferred to
+the law courts. Bradlaugh had affirmed and taken his
+seat at his own legal risk. During the five months in which
+Parliament sat between July, 1880, and March, 1881, he was
+one of the most assiduous and energetic members of the
+House. On March 7, the action of one Clarke <i>v.</i> Bradlaugh
+came on the Court of Queen's Bench before Mr. Justice
+Matthew. On the 11th the judge delivered his
+judgment, which was against the defendant. He said that
+the Parliamentary Oaths Act, cited in his favour by
+Bradlaugh, only permitted affirmation to persons holding
+religious beliefs. On judgment being delivered against him,
+Bradlaugh applied for a stay of execution of costs, with
+view to an appeal, which was granted, the judge consenting
+to stay his verdict for the opinion of the Court of Appeal to
+be taken. The appeal was heard on March 30 by Lord
+Justices Bramwell, Lush, and Baggallay, but their decision
+was again adverse to the defendant. The point taken was
+not, as Mr. Labouchere had argued before the House, the
+actual grammatical meaning of the wording of the Act, but
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P158"></a>158}</span>
+the intention of the framers of the Act. Their Lordships
+held that it had only been intended to emancipate persons
+possessed of positive religious beliefs rendering the taking
+of an oath repugnant to their consciences. This rendered
+the second seat for Northampton vacant. On April 1
+Mr. Labouchere, in the course of moving for a new writ for the
+borough of Northampton, said that a decision had now
+been given against Bradlaugh by three judges, and, in all
+probability, the House of Lords would decide against him.
+He was authorised by Mr. Bradlaugh to say that he fully
+accepted the law as laid down by the Court of Appeal, and
+that it was not fair that Northampton should have one
+member only&mdash;the election might be got over by the Easter
+holidays, and honourable and right honourable gentlemen
+would have an opportunity of considering what course they
+would take should Mr. Bradlaugh be re-elected. The writ
+was issued, and Mr. Bradlaugh was, as Mr. Labouchere
+had predicted, re-elected on April 9. Mr. Labouchere
+made a speech at Northampton, before the election, in
+defence of his colleague, the interest of which was wider
+than that of the Bradlaugh controversy on account of one
+statement in it. He described his leave-taking of
+Mr. Gladstone, on his departure from London, in these words:
+"And, men of Northampton, that grand old man said to me,
+as he patted me on the shoulder, 'Henry my boy, bring him
+back, bring him back!'" I think Mr. Labouchere's autobiographical
+Muse used a poetic license here. It is certainly
+difficult to imagine Mr. Gladstone patting the member for
+Northampton on the back, and calling him "Henry, my
+boy." The success of this allusion to the Prime Minister,
+however, was enormous, and the name stuck. Mr. Gladstone
+was the "Grand Old Man" for the rest of his life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As every one knows, Bradlaugh again was not allowed to
+take his seat. That his attitude caused embarrassment to
+the Liberal party cannot be denied. At the end of June, he
+wrote to Mr. Labouchere on the subject of forcing another
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P159"></a>159}</span>
+contest in the House, and Mr. Labouchere forwarded his
+letter to Mr. Chamberlain with the following comments:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, July 2, 1881.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Please look at enclosed letter. If
+you think it of any use, show it to Mr. Gladstone. I send it to
+you in order that you may see what are, I take it, the genuine
+intentions of Bradlaugh. I had written to him to suggest that
+he should go up to the table and take the oath at the end of the
+Session, and I offered if he liked to do so on the last day of the
+Session to talk on until the Black Rod appeared, or, if he preferred
+to do so before, I said that Government always had a majority
+during the last week or two, and that, probably, if a division
+were taken upon expulsion, he would win it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Yesterday I received a letter from the Executive Committee
+of the Liberal and Radical Caucus at Northampton, telling me
+that Bradlaugh had sent to call a public meeting next Wednesday,
+and asking me to come down to meet the Committee on that day
+to advise with them what to do, as Bradlaugh has asked for a
+resolution to be passed, in the nature of a mandate ordering him
+to take his seat. I have written urging delay, but, of course, in
+this matter I have to carry out the wishes of the constituency,
+as the question regards them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Whilst Bradlaugh exaggerates his strength, his opponents
+underestimate it. He can bring together a mob, with a vast
+number of fanatics in it, ready for anything, and he contends that
+he is illegally hindered from taking his seat, and therefore may
+oppose physical force to physical force.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+From what I gather, from many Members of Parliament,
+they are very anxious that the matter should be settled this
+Session, because they think that its being kept open will do the
+Party great harm.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Why cannot the Bill[<a id="chap07fn5text"></a><a href="#chap07fn5">5</a>] be brought in after the Land Bill? It
+has but one clause, and if our side speak very briefly, the
+Conservatives cannot go on talking for ever on so simple a matter.
+Moreover, there are a good many Conservatives who have told
+me that they are not against the Bill.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P160"></a>160}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Gladstone discouraged Bradlaugh from resorting
+to any more militant methods just then, and intimated that
+it would be useless to bring in the Oaths Bill, as they
+proposed to close the session early in August, and they could
+not hope to carry any strongly controversial measure after
+the Land Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This book is not a life of Bradlaugh, and it is enough to
+have noted here the first phase of the ignoble struggle. As
+is well known, Bradlaugh returned to the House, and
+following Mr. Labouchere's suggestion, administered the oath
+to himself. A sordid fight ensued on the attempt to remove
+him forcibly, in which no merely formal violence was offered.
+His clothes were torn off his back and, although a man of
+unusual physical strength, he fainted in the <i>mêlée</i>.
+Bradlaugh, in that Parliament, was never allowed to discharge
+his duty as a member. Once more re-elected by the
+constituency in the General Election of 1885, the Speaker
+would suffer no intervention, and he took the oath and his
+seat, and in 1888, in spite of a Conservative majority, secured
+the passing of an Affirmation Bill. Finally, in 1891, when
+Mr. Bradlaugh was lying on his death-bed, after a brief
+parliamentary career that had won for him the respect of
+all parties, the resolution of January 22, 1881, that had been
+passed amid "such ecstatic transports," was expunged from
+the records of the House. I cannot refrain from quoting
+the fine tribute paid to his memory and excellent summing
+up of the case as bearing on the real crux of the situation,
+made by Mr. Gladstone, a few days later, in the course
+of introducing his Religious Disabilities Removal Bill on
+February 4:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A distinguished man and an admirable member of this House
+was laid yesterday in his mother earth. He was the subject of
+a long controversy in this House, the beginning of which we
+recollect and the ending of which we recollect. We remember
+with what zeal it was prosecuted; we remember how summarily
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P161"></a>161}</span>
+it was dropped; we remember also what reparation has been
+done within the last few days to the distinguished man who was
+the immediate object of that controversy. But does anybody
+who hears me believe that the controversy so prosecuted and so
+abandoned was beneficial to the Christian Religion?
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Throughout that controversy, his fellow-member for
+Northampton was his loyal colleague both in the country
+and the House. In season and out of season Mr. Labouchere
+spoke, moved, and agitated until the victory, to which
+his advocacy was so important a contribution, was won,
+and, after Bradlaugh's death in 1891, he published the
+following paragraphs in the pages of <i>Truth</i>, bearing witness
+to the nobility of Bradlaugh's character:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a man of herculean physical strength, but
+of great nervous susceptibility. I believe that he never entirely
+recovered from the rough usage which he met with when he
+sought to force his way into the House of Commons. Last year
+he had a serious illness. He recovered, but he came out of it a
+broken man. He would not, however, admit this, and he struggled
+on in the House of Commons, at public meetings, and at his
+desk, with the sad result that we all know.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Never was a man less understood. I never knew any one with
+a stronger sense of public decorum or with a deeper respect for
+law. When he asked leave to affirm in the House of Commons
+it was said by some that he was seeking notoriety; by others,
+that he wished to defy the law. What led to it was this: I was
+sitting by his side when the Parliament of 1881 met, and he
+said to me, "I shall ask to be allowed to affirm, as with my views
+this would be more decorous than for me to take the oath." I
+replied, "Are you sure that you legally can affirm?" "Yes," he
+answered; "I have looked closely into the matter and I am
+satisfied of my legal right." His attempt to affirm was, therefore,
+solely due to a desire to respect the feelings of others, and
+to the conviction that the law allowed him to do so.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Bradlaugh was my colleague for ten years. During
+all these years our relations, political and personal, were always
+of the most cordial character. He was in private life a thoroughly
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P162"></a>162}</span>
+true and amiable man, whilst in public life he was ever ready to
+sacrifice popularity to his convictions of what was right. He was,
+as is known, an atheist, but his standard of duty was a very high
+one, and he lived up to it. His life was an example to Christians,
+for he abounded in every Christian virtue. This the House of
+Commons came at last to recognise. I do not think that there
+is a single member more popular or more respected than he was
+on both sides. Often and often Conservatives have, in a friendly
+way, said to me: "What a much better man your colleague is
+than you are!" And I heartily agreed with them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Regarding money, he was more than disinterested. So that
+he had enough to pay for his food, his clothes, and for his modest
+lodging in St. John's Wood, he never seemed to trouble himself
+as to ways and means. In one part of his life he had been led
+into some sort of commercial enterprise which did not succeed,
+and the failure resulted in his owing a considerable sum. He
+called his creditors together, told them that he had nothing, but
+if they would agree to wait he would pay them twenty shillings
+in the pound. They trusted him. He went to America, made
+the money by lecturing; returned, called them together, and
+fulfilled his promise. His lodgings in St. John's Wood were over
+a music shop. They consisted of one or two bedrooms and of a
+large room, with deal shelves round it for his books, an old bureau
+where he wrote, and a few chairs and tables. He had a great
+affection for his books, and the only time I ever saw him
+disquieted about money matters was when he feared that he might
+have to give them up, owing to some bankruptcy proceedings
+that were threatened, in consequence of one of his numerous
+actions on the oath question.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+In an article, published in the <i>Northampton Echo</i> just
+after the death of Mr. Labouchere, that able writer,
+Mr. C. A. McCurdy, comments thus on the first Radical members
+for Northampton:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+What a strangely assorted pair Northampton's two members
+were in those days! Bradlaugh, a giant in stature as in intellect,
+Boanergian in his oratory, tremendous in the strength of it,
+sweeping away opposition by the force of its torrent&mdash;Labouchere,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P163"></a>163}</span>
+with his slight figure, his quiet, sardonic manner, wielding
+a rapier which was sometimes even more deadly than the battle-axe
+and broadsword of his colleague. His aristocratic connections
+and his wealth accentuated the clear and strong outline of
+his Radicalism. His disregard of convention, his simplicity, his
+courage, his irrepressible gaiety and wit, the audacity of his
+envenomed personal assaults, the passionless quality of it all,
+the cynic's pose&mdash;all this, combined with his encyclopædic
+knowledge and the sureness of his aim in controversy, made him
+the idol of Northampton Radicals. How they laughed at his
+solemn assumption of moderation and orthodoxy! But how
+sure they were of his earnestness and conviction! And how
+proud of his easy triumphs in the battles of the wits, of his courage
+and resource in the conflicts of Parliament and the political fame
+which he, working loyally with Bradlaugh, helped to win for
+Northampton![<a id="chap07fn6text"></a><a href="#chap07fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+It is impossible before leaving the subject of Mr. Bradlaugh's
+struggle for liberty of conscience, not to recall the
+very similar episode of Wilkes' fight with the House of
+Commons a little more than a hundred years earlier.
+Mr. Labouchere, speaking in the House on the occasion of
+Bradlaugh's presenting himself to take the oath, after his
+re-election in 1884, pointed out that behind his colleague
+stood the people of England. He continued: "I do not say
+this from any feeling of regard or affection for Mr. Bradlaugh.
+as an individual; assume if you like that Mr. Bradlaugh is,
+the vilest of men [Mr. Warton, Hear, hear!], as was stated
+by Mr. Wilkes, 'in attacking the rights of the vilest of men
+you have attacked the rights of the most noble of mankind.'"[<a id="chap07fn7text"></a><a href="#chap07fn7">7</a>]
+Bradlaugh established the principle that legislative rights
+are wholly independent of religious belief, and that what
+Drummond Wolff called "the distinct negation of anything
+like perpetual morality or conscience and the existence of
+God," does not affect a man's capacity for the exercise of
+his political rights.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P164"></a>164}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This means that the modern state is non-theistic, and
+that our civilisation, of which the state is the political
+expression, is based on those positive social needs of man to which
+theological problems, however interesting in themselves,
+are irrelevant. Thus, in Bradlaugh's victory, to the
+winning of which Mr. Labouchere so powerfully contributed,
+one of the most important principles of 1789 was definitely
+ratified by the representatives of the people, the Lords,
+spiritual and temporal, and the sovereign of this country.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A truly momentous event, the importance of which it
+would be hard to overestimate. For it means that God has
+ceased to exist in England as a political entity. In like
+manner, the action of Wilkes, in severely criticising the
+Speech from the Throne in the <i>North Briton</i> for April 23,
+1762, and condemning the Ministers who were responsible
+for its production, raised, and settled for ever in England the
+question of the political position of the sovereign. In both
+cases the man who dared to raise such points was pursued
+rancorously and unfairly by the partisans of officialdom, in
+both cases the utmost force of law and order arrayed against
+him failed. The enemies of Wilkes and Bradlaugh failed,
+because the stars in their courses fought against them&mdash;because
+the time had gone by when kings could rule as well
+as reign, or when the qualification of religious belief was
+necessary for the full rights of citizenship.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn1text">1</a>] The late Lord Randolph Churchill once
+referred in the House of Commons
+to Mr. Labouchere (greatly to his delight) by this title.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn2text">2</a>] I have followed in this chapter
+the admirable account of Bradlaugh's
+parliamentary struggle given by
+Mr. J. M. Robertson, M.P., in the second
+part of Mrs. Bradlaugh Bonner's <i>Charles Bradlaugh: Life and Work</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn3text">3</a>] <i>Northampton Mercury</i>, March 27, 1880.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn4text">4</a>] <i>Ibid.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn5text">5</a>] The Oaths Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn6text">6</a>] <i>Northampton Echo</i>, January 17, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap07fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap07fn7text">7</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, February 11, 1884, vol. 284.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap08"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P165"></a>165}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER VIII
+<br><br>
+LABOUCHERE AND IRELAND
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+1881-1883
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Lord Cowper, the Irish Viceroy, under the influence
+of the Chief Secretary, Mr. Forster, represented
+to Mr. Gladstone in the early autumn of 1880 the necessity
+of coercive measures for the government of Ireland, he found
+the Prime Minister profoundly opposed to departure from
+the ordinary law. The Viceroy was pressed to suspend the
+Habeas Corpus Act by every agent, every landlord, every
+magistrate in the country. The number of outrages against
+life and property had increased <i>pari passu</i> with the number
+of evictions. The Land League, which had been formed,
+under the presidency of Parnell, the preceding year, had
+taken up the cause of the evicted tenants and, by establishing
+the elaborate system of persecution, named after its
+first victim, Lord Mayo's English agent, Captain Boycott,
+rendered it almost impossible to let farms from which a
+tenant had been evicted. When, on September 25, Lord
+Mountmorres, a poor man with a small estate, who could
+really not afford to reduce his rents, was murdered, such
+was the popular detestation of the murdered man that the
+owner of the nearest house refused shelter to the corpse, no
+hearse could be obtained to convey it to the grave, and the
+family had to fly to England. The maiming of cattle, a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P166"></a>166}</span>
+method of reprisal constantly adopted by evicted tenants,
+further contributed to inflame English opinion, both in and
+out of Ireland, against the Nationalist party, who were held
+responsible by the man in the street for everything that was
+going on. Mr. Bright was still more opposed than
+Mr. Gladstone to the repeal of the Habeas Corpus, and so was
+Mr. Chamberlain, who had joined the Government as
+President of the Board of Trade. Before giving way to
+Mr. Forster, the Cabinet determined to use the ordinary methods
+of law, and prosecuted the heads of the Land League for
+"conspiring to prevent the payment of rent, resist the
+process of eviction, and obstruct the letting of surrendered
+farms." The public announcement of the prosecution in
+no way intimidated the Land League. The prosecution,
+although announced on November 3, did not, on account
+of legal delays, begin until after Christmas. Disorder at
+once became more rampant and outrages more frequent.
+On November 23, Cowper wrote again to Mr. Gladstone,
+threatening his resignation in the following January, if he
+were not given fuller powers. On December 12, he made
+his last appeal, urging that Parliament should be immediately
+summoned. Mr. Gladstone yielded the very day before
+the trial of the Land League began in Dublin, and summoned
+Parliament for January 6, 1881.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the first night of the session Mr. Forster gave notice
+of the introduction of Bills for the protection of life and
+property in Ireland. But the Irish members had taken the
+phrase in the Queen's Speech that "additional powers are
+required by the Irish Government for the protection of life
+and property," as a declaration of war, and commenced
+the policy of obstruction of which they were afterwards to
+make so powerful a weapon. They succeeded in protracting
+the debate on the Address for eleven days.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Forster's case was a very simple one. The Land League
+was supreme, and its power must be crippled. This could
+only be done by extending the range of the executive. With
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P167"></a>167}</span>
+the suspension of Habeas Corpus the authors of the outrages,
+who were known to the police, could be arrested and the
+course of justice would not be interfered with by corrupt
+evidence. It was the point of view of the official responsible
+for public order, that and nothing more. Mr. Parnell's
+view pierced the surface facts of the case. The League did
+nothing but organise and express the public opinion of
+Ireland. The Government's policy was simply one of
+coercion, that is, of violence. Although it was admitted
+that wrongs were endured, the Government's policy did
+not include any method of redressing those wrongs. Eviction
+of tenants who could not possibly pay their rent through
+no fault of their own was palpable injustice. Let that
+injustice be put an end to, and outrages would soon cease.
+It was clearly the duty of the representatives of Ireland to
+put every difficulty in the way of the passing of such a
+measure as the Chief Secretary's.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this stage of his career Mr. Labouchere was not a
+Home Ruler. In his first speech to his electors at
+Northampton,[<a id="chap08fn1text"></a><a href="#chap08fn1">1</a>] he had said: "I really have not understood myself
+what Home Rule means. I should be exceedingly sorry to
+see the Union between Great Britain and Ireland done away
+with. I think it is absolutely necessary for the well-being
+of both countries, but I am myself in favour of as much
+local government, not only in Ireland, but in all parts of
+England as possible." He was voicing the views of
+Mr. Chamberlain, whose trumpet from the beginning had set
+forth no uncertain sound, for the member for Birmingham
+was then, and remained, unalterably opposed to the
+separation of the two kingdoms, and to the institution of an
+Independent Parliament in Dublin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On January 27, Forster's Bill for the Protection of Life
+and Property in Ireland having been introduced three days
+previously, Mr. Labouchere, speaking in favour of an amendment
+introduced in his name to the effect "that no Bill for
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P168"></a>168}</span>
+the Protection of Life and Property in Ireland will be
+satisfactory which does not include protection to the tenant in
+cases where it can be shown, to the satisfaction of a Court
+of Justice, that the tenant's rent is excessive or that he is
+unable, owing to temporary circumstances, to pay it," said
+that, while he was a genuine supporter of the Prime Minister,
+he did not intend to rain down blessings on that gentleman's
+head that evening. He found himself occupying a singular
+position. He was returned there as a Radical by a very
+advanced constituency, and, to his surprise, he found himself
+almost alone with his colleague as an advocate of Conservatism
+in the real, though not in the party, sense of the word.
+He was there to defend the Habeas Corpus. He was ready
+to admit that Englishmen had many virtues, but they were
+somewhat intolerant, and they were curiously intolerant
+when any country under their rule ventured to have the
+same virtues as themselves. There was nothing they valued
+so highly as self-government, and yet, when Ireland asked for
+self-government in local matters, they regarded the demand
+as something monstrous and intolerable. The Chief Secretary
+had urged that the Bill must be passed as quickly as possible
+on account of outrages! He must remember that there were
+such things as standing orders, and that honourable gentlemen
+opposite would be able to delay the Bill for a considerable
+time.... It was taking a really too Arcadian view
+of human nature to suppose that honourable gentlemen
+opposite would not use&mdash;or even misuse&mdash;every standing
+order of the House to prevent the passing of such a Bill.
+The right honourable gentleman seemed to have thought,
+in pleading urgency, that the Irish members would act like
+the "dilly, dilly ducks" which came to be killed when they
+were called. The reports of the outrages had come from
+magistrates most of whom were landowners, and from police
+constables; and they knew in England how to judge of
+constables' evidence. (Oh! oh!) He quoted a return.
+"Injured persons were Margaret Lydon, Patrick Whalem, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P169"></a>169}</span>
+Bridget Whalem. It appeared that: A dispute arose about
+the possession of a small plot of ground, and John Lydon
+assaulted the injured persons. Yet, in the very next case,
+John Lydon appeared as the injured person, because he was
+assaulted as the time of the above dispute by his own wife.
+This was obviously a little domestic difference between a
+husband and his spouse, yet it was converted into two
+separate outrages. As regarded cattle maiming, it was no
+new thing. Dean Swift jeered at his countrymen on the
+subject. 'Did they, like Don Quixote, look on a flock of
+sheep as an army?'" Labouchere wound up his speech,
+after pointing out the danger of the Chief Secretary's
+"hideous doctrine of constructive treason" and animadverting
+on the idea of making use of secret informers, whom he
+regarded as "the lowest, vilest, and most contemptible of
+the human race," by stating that the purpose of the Bill
+was not to suppress outrages or exclusive dealing, but solely
+to enable landlords to collect their rents.[<a id="chap08fn2text"></a><a href="#chap08fn2">2</a>] Mr. Serjeant
+Simon retorted in his defence of the Bill, not quite unjustly
+perhaps, that Mr. Labouchere's speech had been more
+facetious than fair, more humorous than consistent.
+Certainly the John Lydon mixed outrage was a hardly
+representative specimen of the statistics before the House. The
+O'Donoghue, on the other hand, had listened to the speech
+with great pleasure, and felt sure it would be received with
+satisfaction by a larger circle outside the constituency of
+Northampton when public opinion in England and Scotland
+came to be enlightened on this subject. Labouchere
+continued to argue against the Bill in Committee in every
+imaginable way. Much of his argument was mere heckling
+of Mr. Forster. He was always a little inclined to confuse
+the floor of the House with the hustings, a state of mind
+which sometimes deprived his speeches of the persuasive
+value that their argumentative ability deserved. Every
+now and then he made a crushing point against the Government.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P170"></a>170}</span>
+"The Home Secretary (Sir William Harcourt)," he
+said, "had incited a prejudice against the Land League by
+quoting what the Fenians had done in America. He had
+read a speech from a Mr. Devoy, an American Fenian, to
+the effect that he had contemplated blowing up the entire
+Government of this country, most of the towns in this country
+and the capital, and, is this monster, the Home Secretary
+had asked, to be allowed to say these things without protest?
+He had pointed out the terrible consequences of this speech:
+how a certain Patrick Stewart immediately subscribed the
+sum of one dollar that these intentions might be carried out....
+Such men as Redpath (another American Fenian) and
+Devoy, the Right Honourable gentleman told them, would
+'come over to Ireland, and the Bill is intended for those
+gentlemen.' Surely," pursued Mr. Labouchere blandly,
+"the Right Honourable gentleman was an eminent authority
+on international law and must be aware that, if these
+Americans were to come over to Ireland, and if they were to
+be taken up on mere suspicion and put in prison for eighteen
+months without being told, or without their Minister in
+England being told, for what they were put in prison, we
+should get, and rightly too, into considerable difficulty with
+the American Government. (Sir William Harcourt: No!) The
+Right Honourable gentleman said no. Perhaps he
+meant that he would get us out of the difficulty. But
+would it not have been better to have brought in an Aliens
+Bill than to suspend the Habeas Corpus in Ireland? It was
+a strange thing to suspend the Habeas Corpus in Ireland,
+because an American had made a speech in America."[<a id="chap08fn3text"></a><a href="#chap08fn3">3</a>] This
+characteristic speech is a very good specimen of
+Labouchere's method in attack. His manner was one of
+irresponsible persiflage, stinging and exasperating those of his
+opponents whom it failed to amuse,[<a id="chap08fn4text"></a><a href="#chap08fn4">4</a>] his matter both sound
+and serious. It would have been difficult to have summed up
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P171"></a>171}</span>
+Forster's Bill better than Labouchere did in the following
+list of "Alleged advantages and real disadvantages of the
+Bill." (1) Alleged advantages: (<i>a</i>) it would drive a certain
+number of crazy Fenians out of Ireland. (<i>b</i>) It would lead
+to the imprisonment of certain village ruffians who probably
+deserve it. (<i>c</i>) It would enable landlords to collect their
+rents. (2) Disadvantages: (<i>a</i>) It would do away with the
+useful action of the Land League. (<i>b</i>) It would enable the
+landlords not only to collect their rents from men who could
+pay them, but also to evict from their small holdings men
+who could not&mdash;the very thing the Land League had been
+preventing. (<i>c</i>) It would alienate all classes in Ireland from
+the English connection. (<i>d</i>) It would substitute secret
+societies for the open society called the Land League.
+(<i>e</i>) The Government would be playing into the hands of the
+Fenians, who would acquire an influence they did not then
+possess. Certainly it would have been difficult to prophesy
+more accurately what were the actual consequences of the
+passing of the Coercion Bill. He concluded his speech on
+this occasion by warning the Irish members not to persevere
+in a policy of obstruction, both on account of the prejudice
+it created against them and on account of the excellence of
+their cause. Let that cause be stated fairly and honestly
+to the English people&mdash;let it be allowed to stand on its own
+merits. He believed many people in England were already
+very much inclined to take the same view as many Irishmen
+on Irish matters. There were many points on which the
+democracy of England and Ireland ought to unite. He
+therefore hoped that honourable gentlemen opposite would
+not be carried away by the irritation of the moment. He
+hated the Coercion Bill as much as they did, but he could not
+shut his eyes to the fact that the Liberals, not the Conservatives,
+had done the best for Ireland, and he wound up with a
+eulogy in this connection of the "two patron saints of my
+political calendar"&mdash;Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Bright.[<a id="chap08fn5text"></a><a href="#chap08fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P172"></a>172}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Arms Bill&mdash;or the Peace Preservation Bill, as it was
+called&mdash;by which the Coercion Bill was promptly followed,
+was another target for Mr. Labouchere's darts. He pointed
+out the suspicious nature of the support given by the
+Opposition to the Government, which delayed the introduction of
+Liberal legislation for England and widened the breach
+between the Liberal party and the Irish.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Perhaps the most serious and immediate consequence
+of the Coercion Act was the arrest of Parnell, which took
+place on October 13. This event, which caused frenzied
+joy in England, was one of Forster's worst mistakes in
+Ireland. The Land League at once issued a "No rent"
+manifesto. It was signed by Parnell, Dillon, Sexton, and
+Brennan, who were all in Kilmainham Gaol, and Egan, the
+treasurer of the League at Paris. Forster, not sorry to be
+able to do so, retorted by proclaiming the League an illegal
+association, the legality of which proceeding was doubtful,
+according to Lord Eversley. It had been impossible to
+convict the League of a violation of the law and the Coercion
+Act contained no clause authorising its suppression. On
+the other hand, the "No rent" manifesto was also an obvious
+blunder. The clergy denounced it from every altar in
+Ireland, as indeed they could hardly help doing, and only
+in the west, where large bodies of the poorer tenants were
+already refusing to pay their rents without deduction, did
+it take effect. The agrarian war was consequently intensified,
+and English opinion greatly incensed. The local heads
+of the League were arrested all over the disturbed areas,
+and the Coercion Act pressed into the service of landlords
+to enable them to collect their rents, no matter how excessive
+they might be. Evictions were naturally multiplied. Most
+serious consequence of all&mdash;and directly traceable to the
+ill-advised arrest of Parnell and the leaders of the Land
+League&mdash;secret societies, with their inevitable accompaniment
+of crime and outrage, began to take the place of open
+and, at least relatively, constitutional agitation. Parnell
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P173"></a>173}</span>
+had been asked by an admirer, who would take his place in
+case of his arrest. "Captain Moonlight will take my place,"
+was his grim reply. Captain Moonlight did so. During
+the months preceding the passing of the Coercion Act there
+were seven homicides, twenty-one cases of firing at the
+person, and sixty-two of firing into dwellings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The work of the suppressed Land League was carried on
+by the Ladies' Land League under the presidency of Parnell's
+sister. The ladies, if they did not actually stimulate crime,
+did little to suppress it. When Parnell eventually emerged
+from Kilmainham, he was furious with them, both on
+account of their policy and their extravagance. Outrages
+had increased, and they had spent £70,000 during the seven
+months of his incarceration!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Coercion Act had evidently failed to produce the
+results expected. Nevertheless, Forster and Lord Cowper
+could think of nothing but more coercion. Gladstone
+refused to accede to their proposals. He had never liked
+coercion himself, and his hands were strengthened by the
+support of Chamberlain in the Cabinet, who was energetically
+backed in the press by John Morley, then editing the
+<i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>. Meanwhile Parnell, realising that his
+prolonged detention at Kilmainham was damaging his cause,
+entered into negotiations with the Government by means of
+Captain O'Shea; and although Mr. Gladstone was, no doubt,
+literally truthful in denying the existence of any formal
+"treaty," an understanding was reached between the Government
+and the Irish leader. The main source of unrest and
+disorder in the country was, according to Parnell, the smaller
+tenants, some 100,000 in number, who were utterly unable
+to pay the arrears of rent due from them, and were, in
+consequence, liable at any moment to eviction. The Government
+must deal in a generous and statesmanlike way with
+the lot of these unhappy people. Parnell, if free to resume
+an effective leadership, would be able to do much to curb
+the criminal forces set in motion by the secret societies.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P174"></a>174}</span>
+On May 2, Parnell and his companions were released from
+Kilmainham, and Forster and Lord Cowper at once resigned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Forster made his statement in the House on May 4.
+It was to the effect that the state of the country did not
+justify the release of Parnell without a new Coercion Act.
+Just as he had uttered the following words, "There are two
+warrants which I signed in regard to the member for the
+City of Cork&mdash;" Parnell entered the House. It was a
+dramatic scene. Deafening cheers broke from the Irish
+benches, drowning Forster's voice and preventing the
+conclusion of the sentence from being heard. Parnell quickly
+surveyed the situation, and, bowing to the Speaker, passed
+"with head erect and measured tread to his place, the victor
+of the House."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Gladstone answered Forster, saying that the
+circumstances which had warranted Parnell's arrest no longer
+existed, and that "he had an assurance that if the Government
+dealt with the arrears question, the three members
+released would range themselves on the side of law and
+order." Parnell then intervened, saying that he had in no
+way suggested any bargain with the Prime Minister, but
+that there could be no doubt that a settlement of the arrears
+question would have an enormous effect in the restoration of
+law and order, and would take away the last excuse for outrage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Irish prospects had not looked brighter in the House for
+many a year, but, unfortunately, only two days after the
+memorable afternoon on which Mr. Gladstone dissociated
+himself from his sometime Irish Minister and threw himself
+into Parnell's arms, England was horrified by a terrible
+tragedy. Lord Spencer and Lord Frederick Cavendish had
+been appointed to the vacant offices of Lord Cowper and
+Mr. Forster. The new Chief Secretary and Mr. Burke,
+permanent Under-Secretary, were murdered close to the
+Vice-regal Lodge in Phœnix Park, on the evening following
+Lord Spencer's state entry into Dublin. Mr. O'Brien, in
+his <i>Life of Parnell</i>, says that "Cavendish was killed simply
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P175"></a>175}</span>
+through the accident of his being with Mr. Burke, whose
+death was the real object of the assassins."[<a id="chap08fn6text"></a><a href="#chap08fn6">6</a>] No one was
+more overwhelmed by the tragedy than Parnell himself.
+"How can I," he said, "carry on a public agitation if I am
+stabbed in the back in this way?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The House met on the 8th, and Parnell made a short,
+straightforward speech, condemning the outrages in
+unqualified terms. He also expressed the fear that the
+Government would feel themselves obliged, under the circumstances,
+to revert to coercion. His fear was justified, and on May 11,
+the Home Secretary, Sir William Harcourt, introduced a
+Crimes Bill, based on previous suggestions of Lord Cowper.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is easy to see now that this proceeding was a mistake.
+It should have been evident to any unbiassed observer that,
+far from Parnell and the League being responsible for
+outrages, whether agrarian or political, it was during the
+imprisonment of Parnell and after the dissolution of the League
+that they increased and finally led up to the tragedy of
+Phœnix Park. But the Government had to count with
+English opinion, which was exasperated by the murder of
+Burke and Cavendish almost to the point of hysteria. To
+most English people Ireland was little more than a
+geographical expression; in so far as it connoted anything else,
+it bored and disgusted them. Parnell indicated the true
+inwardness of Mr. Gladstone's altered attitude in a speech
+on May 20, in which he said: "I regret that the event in
+Phœnix Park has prevented him (Mr. Gladstone) continuing
+the course of conciliation that we had expected from him.
+I regret that, owing to the exigencies of his party, of his
+position in the country, he has felt himself compelled to turn
+from that course of conciliation and concession into the
+horrible paths of coercion."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Labouchere took Mr. Parnell's view of the situation,
+and argued with much zest against the worst features of the
+Crimes Bill. Speaking on May 18, on the second reading,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P176"></a>176}</span>
+he said that it was clear from the fact that the House was
+now asked to pass a remedial measure (the Arrears Bill) and
+a Coercion Bill that the former policy of the Government
+had been a failure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the present Coercion Bill erred precisely in the same
+direction that the other had done, because it was not aimed
+solely at outrage, but was directed at honourable members
+sitting opposite. In fact he (Mr. Labouchere) could see the
+trail of the honourable member for Bradford (Mr. W. E. Forster)
+and of his policy in this measure. The Government
+ought to try to get the majority of the Irish people on their
+side to fight with them against outrage. Was this Bill
+likely to enlist the sympathies of the Irish members?
+Mr. Labouchere expressed the principle of his objection to the
+Bill by saying that as long as political and criminal elements
+were mixed up in the Bill he could not vote for it. He
+objected particularly to the following features. The "intimidation
+clause" went too far, being directed against boycotting,
+which, although it had its bad features, was, as a system
+of exclusive trading, legitimate. He considered it "monstrous"
+that the authorities should have power to detain any
+person out after sunset. He objected to the clause dealing
+with the press, and he thought that three years was too long
+a period for the Bill to remain in force. Who could say who
+might be Lord-Lieutenant in three years? He could not
+imagine anything more horrible than that, say, the right
+honourable gentleman the member for North Lincolnshire
+(Mr. J. Lowther) should be invested with the powers of the
+Bill. The consequence would perhaps be, that if the Prime
+Minister went over to Ireland, he would be arrested and put
+into prison. His admiration for the Prime Minister was
+increasing, but all his colleagues were not as well minded as
+himself. There seemed to be two currents in the cabinet&mdash;
+some members who desired to do all they could for Ireland
+being baulked by those of their colleagues called Whigs.[<a id="chap08fn7text"></a><a href="#chap08fn7">7</a>]
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P177"></a>177}</span>
+Mr. Labouchere worked out of Parliament, as well as in,
+for the improvement of the Bill. He was incessantly
+negotiating both with the Government and the Irish leaders to
+defeat what he felt to be its impossible features and to modify
+the remaining ones in the direction of conciliation. He had
+written two days before the speech just mentioned to
+Mr. Chamberlain as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 16, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I enclose Bill with Healy's amendments.
+He says that what he means in the suggested changes
+in the Intimidation Clause is, that only a person who actually
+threatens a person with injury should come under the provisions
+of the Bill. What he objects to is constructive intimidation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I went through the Bill thus amended with Parnell. He
+agrees with them in the main, but would like to have the opinion
+of a lawyer with regard to them. Like Healy, his chief objection
+is to constructive intimidation. He says that if the Government
+will meet him and his party in the conciliatory spirit of the
+amendments, he will promise that the opposition to the Bill shall
+be conducted on honest Parliamentary lines, and that there shall
+be no abstention. He specially urges that the Bill shall only be
+in operation until the close of next session; he puts this on two
+grounds: (1) That the Tories may possibly come in at the end
+of that time. (2) That he may be able to advise the Irish to be
+quiet in the hopes of no renewal of the Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He says that he is in a very difficult position between the
+Government and the secret societies. The latter, he says, are
+more numerous than are supposed; that most of those connected
+with them only wish to be let alone, but that he greatly fears that
+if they are disgusted they will commit outrages. The late
+murders, he seems to think, were, when agrarian, the acts of men
+who had a grudge against a particular individual, and, when
+political, the acts of skirmishers from America. I really think
+that he is most anxious to be able to support the Government;
+he fully admits that a Bill is necessary on account of English
+opinion, but he does not wish to have it applied to himself, and
+he doubts whether it will be really effectual against the outrage
+mongers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P178"></a>178}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Healy goes so far as to say that if the Prime Minister or you
+were to administer the Bill it would do no harm, and that he is
+not greatly afraid of it in the hands of Lord Spencer, but that it
+would be a monstrous weapon of oppression in the hands of Jim
+Lowther. I am sure that with conciliation you can now, for
+the first time, get the Parnellites on your side.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+This letter Mr. Chamberlain sent to Mr. Gladstone,
+promising to bring the draft of the Bill to the House that
+afternoon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere continued to Mr. Chamberlain on the
+following day:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He (Healy) points out that even the Conservative newspapers
+are against the Newspaper Clause, and he wants it made
+applicable only to newspapers printed out of Ireland. With
+regard to the Search Clause, he will make a fight for nominative
+warrants, and he also wants an amendment securing an indemnity
+in case of injury done to property by the searchers. He points
+out that there ought to be a right of appeal from the County
+Court Judge to the Queen's Bench. With respect to the Intimidation
+Clause, he seems to approve of cutting out the definition
+clause, but is very anxious for some restriction in the terms of
+the clause, so that there may be no crime of constructive
+intimidation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is to be a private meeting at one to-morrow of himself,
+Parnell, T. P. O'Connor, and Sexton. He will say to them that
+he thinks that Government will agree to the County Court
+Judges and to the period of the Bill being shortened. He will,
+however, before the meeting, go further into details as regards
+the position with Parnell. He is most desirous that there should
+be no plea for saying that there is a bargain of any kind. I have
+told him that, in the Prime Minister, they have a friend, but that
+they must take into consideration his position as the leader of a
+Government where possibly all are not as well disposed, and as
+the head of a country where there is a popular outcry for stringent
+measures.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+On May 22, he wrote again, after a further interview
+with Parnell:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P179"></a>179}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This is about the sum total of what Parnell took an hour to
+tell me. He does not in the least complain of you, and really is
+most anxious to get on with the Government if possible. He
+wants me to let him know as soon as possible to-morrow whether
+he is to consider that there is to be no concession.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Parnell says: That the Arrears Bill has been very well received
+in Ireland, and that, if it be followed by one making certain
+modifications of no very important character in the Land Bill,
+he is convinced that the situation will greatly improve, provided
+that concessions be made in the Coercion Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He suggests that the Coercion and the Arrears Bill move
+forward <i>pari passu</i>, and that only small progress be made with
+the Coercion Bill before Whitsuntide, in order to give time
+for the passions to cool, and for persons to see by experience that
+the condition of Ireland is not so bad as is supposed.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If urgency is to be voted on the Coercion Bill, he asks that
+it should be voted by a simple majority, and that it should be
+stated that it will be used whenever any Legislative measures in
+regard to Ireland are brought forward during the Session and
+obstructed by the Conservatives.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He greatly regrets the speech of Davitt, but says that he
+(Davitt) has no intention to go to Ireland, and that his land
+scheme is a little fad of his own.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He says that he is most anxious for a <i>modus vivendi</i>, and believes
+that if the present opportunity for establishing one be let
+pass, it is not likely to recur. He and his friends, he says, are
+incurring the serious risk of assassination in their efforts to bring
+it about, and he thinks that his suggestions ought to be judged on
+their merits, but that, with the Coercion Act as it is, there will
+be so much anger and ill-feeling in Ireland, that all alliance with
+the Liberal party will be impossible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He points out, not as a matter of bargain, but as a fact, that
+the Liberals may&mdash;if only there be concessions on the Coercion
+Bill, and a few modifications in the Land Bill&mdash;count on the
+Irish vote, as against the Conservatives, and suggests that this
+will make the Government absolutely safe, even though there
+be Whig defections.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere continued, as will be seen by the following
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P180"></a>180}</span>
+letters to Mr. Chamberlain, to press the views of the
+Irish leaders upon the Government.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 3, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;We have done our best during your
+absence to hold our own against Harcourt. The only important
+issue yet raised has been the exclusion of treason and treason
+felony from the Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On Thursday I went to Grosvenor from Parnell to ask that
+the debate should be adjourned. Gladstone said that Parnell
+ought to consider that after Harcourt's "no surrender" speech
+the Government would not be able to give in the next day, and
+that the division if taken would be larger on Thursday than on
+Friday, and that the matter might be reconsidered in Report.
+I said that if Government would give any private assurance, or
+if Gladstone would say in the House, that the exclusion would be
+favourably considered on Report, he could have the division at
+once. This latter he was afraid to do, for Harcourt, as sulky as
+a bear, was glaring at him. He therefore agreed to consent
+"with regret" to the adjournment. When, however, Parnell
+moved it, our idiots and the Conservatives shouted so loudly
+"no," that a division had to be taken. Then Healy moved it,
+on which Gladstone did hint at the Report, but said nothing
+definite, except that it would be impossible to consult at once
+with the Irish Executive. The next day, Grosvenor wrote to me
+to say that he spoke without prejudice and held out no hope, but
+would I call "Parnell's attention to one sentence in one of
+Gladstone's concluding speeches, which was to the effect that it was
+impossible to call the attention of the Irish Government to the
+question of omitting treason and treason felony, between last
+night and this day, and therefore it would be better to bring up
+the question again on Report. Please ask Parnell to consider
+this fact."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On Friday morning the Irish held a meeting, and they agreed
+to keep what they did secret, decided that if treason were retained,
+at least treason felony should be eliminated.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On the House meeting Trevelyan tackled me, and said: "I
+am opposed to the insertion of treason and treason felony, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P181"></a>181}</span>
+I am disposed to make large concessions. You know that I am
+a person of strong will. I now understand the Bill, and you will
+see how I shall act."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Grosvenor also said that I need not believe him, as he
+quite agreed with me, but that Harcourt was the difficulty.
+I asked him whether he would agree that if Lord Spencer said
+that treason and treason felony were not needed, they should
+be struck out on Report. He replied that the onus could not
+be thrown on Spencer, but that it must be the act of the
+Cabinet.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+So after seeing Parnell it was agreed that the division should
+be taken at 7.30.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Why Parnell is making such a fight over this, and will make
+a fight over the Intimidation Clause, is that unless concession be
+made, he will find it difficult to hold his own. Egan, he says,
+wants to carry on the agitation from Paris, in which case it will
+be illegal; he wants to carry it on in Dublin, in which case it will
+be legal. If concessions are made he will have his way; if not,
+Egan will remain the master in Paris.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Grosvenor quite admits that it is most desirable to aid Parnell
+to remain leader.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Parnell says:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"I ask, in order to put an end definitely to the land agitation:
+that a clause should be introduced into the Arrears Bill, allowing
+small tenants in the Land Court to pay on Griffiths' valuation
+until their cases are decided: that there should be an expansion
+of the Bright Clauses next year if not this; and that a Royal
+Commission be appointed to keep the agricultural labourers
+quiet by taking evidence. Then I propose to ask for a fair and
+reasonable measure of local self-government, such as an English
+Government can grant," and he assures me that in all questions
+between me and the Conservatives and the Liberals, the latter
+shall have the Irish vote. I believe that he is perfectly sincere,
+and that he is thoroughly frightened by threats of assassination;
+indeed he told me that he never went about without a revolver
+in his pocket, and even then did not feel safe.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I write you all this for your private information, as you may
+wish to know the exact situation at present.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P182"></a>182}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+REFORM CLUB, June 8, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN&mdash;Parnell says that it is absolutely
+necessary that something should be understood, and that if no
+concession be made on the Intimidation Clause, he considers
+that things revert to where they were under the Forster regime,
+and that they will fight until urgency is voted and then fight on
+urgency until a <i>coup d'état</i> is carried out. Allowing for some
+exaggeration, a simple consideration of his position towards his
+party shows that this programme is necessarily forced upon him.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Surely we have a right to see the clause as Government will
+agree to it, before passing a portion of it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I believe that this would be agreed to: that intimidation shall
+mean any threats, etc., to violence, any boycotting which involves
+danger such, for instance, as a doctor refusing to attend a sick
+man, or a refusal to supply the necessaries of life, and any specific
+act that is set out in the Bill, but <i>nothing more</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+C. Russell, Bryce, and Davy are trying their hands at this
+and hope to be able to frame a clause on these lines. You will
+no doubt see that, if something cannot be done to-morrow, the
+fat will be in the fire. Would it not therefore be well to leave
+the clause until the other clauses are passed, and then bring it
+on?&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 9, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I wrote you a line in a great hurry
+last night, but after the House had adjourned I again saw Parnell.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He is most anxious that Mr. Gladstone should not think
+that obstruction arises from any ill-feeling towards him, and
+that he does not, in his own interests, wish it to be thought that
+anything in the nature of a bargain is to be made.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But he wants Mr. Gladstone to know facts. He says that
+there are two sections in the Land League. The funds of the
+League are at Paris, where a large sum is invested in securities.
+Egan wishes to trench on these securities, but Parnell and Davitt
+have been able to stop this, and at present nothing is expended
+but the weekly contributions. Egan and his section of the
+League are furious at the idea of the League being converted
+into a moderate tenant right Association, with its headquarters
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P183"></a>183}</span>
+in Dublin. This he desires. Every day the ultras of his party
+are telling him that nothing is gained by conciliation. If the
+Bill is to be passed in its present shape, he declares that neither
+he nor his friends can have anything to do with a moderate policy,
+and, as they absolutely decline to associate themselves with
+Egan and his desperate courses, they must withdraw.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The result, he says, will be that the Fenians will be masters
+of the situation, that they will have funds, and that there will be
+assassinations and outrages all over Ireland. So soon as he
+withdraws, he considers that his own life will not be worth a day's
+purchase.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If he is able to head the tenant right Association, he considers
+that he can crush out the Fenians&mdash;more especially if something
+is done in the Arrears Bill to meet the difficulty of the small
+tenants, who are waiting for their cases to be decided on in the
+Land Courts, being evicted, before their cases come on, for
+non-payment of excessive rents. If nothing be done in this matter,
+and if he be allowed to have his tenant right Association, this he
+says will be his great difficulty next winter. He wishes
+Mr. Gladstone to observe that Davitt has not made any speeches in
+Ireland, and he says that he obtained this pledge from him in
+order to show the result of conciliation. He disagrees entirely
+with Davitt's "nationalisation" of land scheme, and says that
+the Irish tenants do not themselves desire it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He again suggests whether it would not be possible to insert
+limitations in the Intimidation Clause? And he would suggest
+that, if possible, it would be desirable to leave the clause as it
+stands, without any definition section, and to say that, as there
+is no desire to prevent an orderly and legal tenant right Association,
+additions will be made to the clause on Report, defining
+all this.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the tribunal, he hopes that Mr. Gladstone will
+agree to a proviso, making the Court consist of a magistrate
+and a barrister. This he thinks will render it more easy to accept
+the intimidation clause with the limitations that he suggests, for
+many of the resident magistrates are half-pay captains, who have
+been appointed by interest, and who are hand in glove with the
+landlords, and some of them are certain to act foolishly.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If this be accepted, if unlawful associations are made there
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P184"></a>184}</span>
+which the Lord Lieutenant declares to be unlawful; if it be made
+a crime to not attend an unlawful assembly, but to riot at, or to
+refuse to retire if called upon to do so from an unlawful assembly,
+I do not think that he attaches very great importance to the
+duration of the Act, although he still says that he does, but he
+would be satisfied if the duration of the Act were for three years
+with the proviso that the Lord Lieutenant has to prolong it (if it
+is prolonged) by a proclamation at the end of each year. He is
+anxious for this, because he thinks that he could do much for the
+cause of law and order, if he were able to point out that possibly
+the Act would not run for the whole three years, if the Irish are
+quiet and peaceable.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+His main anxiety at the present moment seems to be, that
+Mr. Gladstone should understand the position of the Land League
+and of its leaders. He wishes most sincerely to fight with the
+Government against all outrages, and he complains that his good
+intentions are met every moment by a <i>non possumus</i> of lawyers,
+who seem to regard it as a matter of <i>amour propre</i> not to listen
+to him, and he says (and I am sure he believes it) that the result
+will be murders and outrages which will end in martial
+law.&mdash;Yours truly, H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+P.S.&mdash;With regard to supply, he says that he thinks it a
+little hard, that he should be asked not to obstruct one Bill,
+because the Conservatives will obstruct another, and he suggests
+that Supply might be taken before the Report on the Bill now
+under discussion, with some sort of understanding that the Irish
+would not put down notices on going into Committee of Supply.
+But on this matter, he says that he is certain that if Mr. Gladstone
+will fairly look into his suggestions, he will see their force,
+and he still hopes that all obstruction, etc., etc., may be avoided.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 10, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;As it seems to be understood that
+Harcourt had stated in the House his readiness to accept the
+amendment which I gave you yesterday, Healy has put it down.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards "unlawful," which was negatived last night, I
+explained to Healy that it was impossible to make the limitation
+on account of legal and technical difficulties, and he fully accepted
+this explanation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P185"></a>185}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+With regard to the two limitations which stand in Parnell's
+name, and which they ask for, I told Healy that the wording
+of the limitations could not be used, as it would have a bad effect
+to say in an Act that the non-payment of rent is not an offence.
+To this he assented, and is quite ready to accept any words,
+taken from the Act of '75 or from anywhere else, which will
+cover the limitations. Would it not be as well to have the
+words ready, and to let Parnell have them, or at least to be
+ready with the substituted words when Parnell's amendment
+comes on?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is a clause about exclusive dealing. When the suggestions
+which I submitted to you were being discussed by Parnell
+and Healy, they were very anxious to include Davy's amendment
+in regard to exclusive dealing, substituting for "dealing
+with"&mdash;"buying," by which they would have excluded a refusal
+to buy from Boycotting. I got them to say that this was not to
+be pressed if Government declined to accept the amendment, so
+I did not trouble you with it. Late last evening Parnell wanted
+to insist on it, so I appealed to Healy. He said that they were
+bound not to insist on more than had been submitted to you, as
+this would not be honourable, and therefore all trouble on this
+head is avoided.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Of course they will in the House divide on some amendment
+in regard to exclusive dealing, as a protest, and they may make
+one or two speeches, but there will be no obstruction, and I see
+no reason why the Bill should not be through Committee
+(notwithstanding Goschen's gloomy prognostications) in a few days.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It would, I think, very much tend to aid matters if Harcourt
+could in the course of discussion state, that in all cases a barrister
+will sit with a residential magistrate. He has already said that
+there will be an appeal to Quarter Sessions, which in Ireland
+means an appeal to the County Court Judge. But some of the
+residential magistrates are very foolish persons, and all are
+regarded as men in the landlords' camp.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Also, is it not possible to arrive at some clear definition as to
+what is an unlawful association? Parnell says that it is left now
+to any residential magistrate to decide the matter. He suggests
+that only such associations shall be unlawful, for the purpose of
+the Act, which are proclaimed as such by the Lord Lieutenant.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P186"></a>186}</span>
+But provided that there be a clear definition, he does not care
+for any particular wording.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Parnell and Healy request me to say that they are very grateful
+to Mr. Gladstone for meeting them half-way, and they seem
+only now anxious about "treason felony." As Herschell told me
+that he thinks everything necessary will be covered by the
+word "treason," I hope that this matter will also be settled
+satisfactorily.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+P.S.&mdash;Parnell would not like any one but you and Mr. Gladstone
+to know about his dispute with Egan, and the embargo
+on the League funds, except in a very general way.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 24, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I saw Parnell, and spoke to him as you
+wished.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+His answer is practically this:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"I acknowledge that Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Chamberlain
+have acted fairly, and so far as I can I should always be ready to
+meet their wishes. But I deny that we have obtained the
+concessions that we expected. I am not prepared to go back to
+Ireland and engage in bringing the agitation within constitutional
+limits, on the mere chance of Lord Spencer not arresting me.
+The Fenians want one thing: the Ladies' League another: the
+people in Paris (Egan) another: and I another. Therefore I
+shall limit my action to Parliament and leave the Government
+and the Fenians to fight it out in Ireland. The Cabinet do not
+seem to realise that the Crimes Bill is a very complex one, and
+very loosely drawn up. There has been no obstruction in the
+proper sense of the word, although I admit that the Irish have
+repeated again and again the same arguments on amendments.
+But this I cannot help, unless I tell them that they will get
+something by holding their tongues. When the Conservatives
+threatened obstruction on Procedure, this was met by telling them that
+the majority resolution would not be pressed if they would
+facilitate business. Why should not the same arrangement be
+made with us? Let us know what amendments will be accepted
+in future. I am most anxious to carry out what I understood
+was the contemplated policy when I was released from
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P187"></a>187}</span>
+Kilmainham, and to work with the Government in bringing the active
+phase of Irish agitation to a close. But this I cannot do if I am
+suspected of ulterior objects, and if I cannot show that something
+is gained for my party."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He then suggested that if the Government would take their
+November Session for alterations in the Land Act, he would do
+his best to facilitate business now in regard to the Crimes, and
+the Arrears Bill, and the Procedure Resolutions, provided that
+the majority Resolution were maintained.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I asked him what he really wanted under the term of alterations
+in the Land Act?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He said: "To go back to the system of reductions in rent
+which was acted on before the Stuart Donleathcase, and to extend
+the Bright clauses in the sense of W. H. Smith's resolution."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Finally, I again urged him to remember what Mr. Gladstone
+and you had done for him already, and to see whether he could
+not manage to bring the Committee Stage of the Bill to an end
+within a reasonable time.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On Monday, Sexton proposes to cut Chaplin out by bringing
+forward a resolution about the suspects. Parnell says that this
+is absolutely necessary, because he and his friends are blamed for
+only caring for their own release. But Sexton will say that he
+only does this, because it is a choice between his resolution and
+Chaplin's, and there will be no talking to hinder the Government
+from getting their money, or with the object of obstructing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have got to go to Northampton on Monday, so I shall not
+be in the House until late.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+When the Crimes Act was finally passed, Mr. Labouchere
+expressed himself in <i>Truth</i> as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+When Mr. Parnell was released from Kilmainham, it was
+understood that the Land Act would be amended, that evictions
+would be stopped by an Arrears Bill, and that the leaders of the
+land movement would be permitted to agitate within fair legal
+limits in favour of the political and social changes desired by their
+countrymen. Had this understanding been carried out, the breach
+between the Parnellites and the Liberals would have been healed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P188"></a>188}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Forster was the first to perceive that as a result of a <i>modus
+vivendi</i> he would have to disappear with his policy of coercion. He
+therefore resigned, in the hope that this would render it impossible
+to carry out the Kilmainham compact. Then followed the
+murder of Lord Frederick Cavendish. The horror which this
+created was skilfully used by the Whigs in the Cabinet, and they
+succeeded in promoting a Bill, not so much aimed at outrages as
+at the Kilmainham compact. This Bill is a complete codification
+of arbitrary rule. It places the lives, liberties, and property
+of the Irish in the hands of the Executive, and seeks to suppress
+every species of political agitation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Unfortunately, Mr. Trevelyan was awaiting his re-election
+when it was introduced, and it was left to Sir William Harcourt
+to carry it through the House of Commons. Of course, as Sir
+William is the head-centre of the Whigs, he delighted in his task.
+Not only did he refuse every modification of the Bill, except
+those which were rendered absolutely necessary by the absurd
+way in which it was drawn, but almost every day he envenomed
+discussion by transpontine outbursts against the Irish members.
+I do not blame him. I blame no one who plays his cards to his
+own best advantage. This is human nature. Sir William knew
+that if the English Radicals and the Irish were allied, he and his
+Whigs would lose all influence, whilst of Ireland he knew
+absolutely nothing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The result, therefore, has been that the Whigs triumph, and
+that several weeks have been wasted in passing a Bill which will
+do nothing to hinder outrages, but which will simply increase
+the ill-feeling between England and Ireland.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the leaders of the land movement are wise, they will not
+endeavour to hold meetings. They should declare that public
+meeting has been rendered impossible by the Crimes Act; and
+they should, as an act of charity, collect funds to aid all who
+have been evicted, no matter from what cause, and thus band
+the Irish tenants together in a friendly society. At the same time,
+they should devote all their energies to increase their numbers in
+the next Parliament, and they should submit test questions to
+every Liberal standing for an English constituency where there
+are Irish voters, and make these votes dependent upon the
+manner in which the questions are answered. If Mr. Parnell can
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P189"></a>189}</span>
+hold the balance in Parliament between the rival aspirants for
+the Treasury Bench, he may be certain that any just demand
+that he may make will be granted. The democracy of England
+and Ireland, with Mr. Gladstone at their head, would make short
+work of Conservative and Whig obstructive trash. The landlords
+in Ireland and the Whigs in England stand in the way of
+peace and tranquillity in the former island, and of mutual good
+feeling in both.[<a id="chap08fn8text"></a><a href="#chap08fn8">8</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+To quote Mr. Labouchere's views on Ireland during the
+dark and gloomy period which followed the introduction of
+the Prevention of Crimes Bill is to quote Mr. Chamberlain's,
+for, as is seen by their constant correspondence, the two
+were one in their views on Irish discontent. Mr. Chamberlain
+made a speech at Swansea in February, 1883, in which
+he asked his audience how long they supposed Englishmen
+with their free institutions would tolerate the existence of
+an Irish Poland so near to their own shores. Was separation
+the only alternative? He thought not. Separation,
+in his opinion, would "jeopardise the security of this country,
+and would be fatal to the prosperity and happiness of
+Ireland." He, like Labouchere, was prepared to relax the bond,
+even by conceding what was then known as Home Rule,
+which would not include an independent Parliament or a
+separate executive.[<a id="chap08fn9text"></a><a href="#chap08fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, in 1883 and 1884, Englishmen had other things
+to occupy their minds than the rights and wrongs of Ireland.
+In order to follow the political career of Mr. Labouchere
+we must for a time leave the Irish question and consider
+"the policy of Gladstone's Government in Egypt."
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn1text">1</a>] <i>Northampton Mercury</i>, March 27, 1880.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn2text">2</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, Jan. 27, 1881, vol. 257.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn3text">3</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, Feb. 25, 1881, vol. 258.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn4text">4</a>] To their credit, be it said, they generally were amused.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn5text">5</a>] <i>Hansard</i>. Feb. 25, 1881, vol. 258.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn6text">6</a>] R. Barry O'Brien, <i>Life of Parnell</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn7text">7</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, May 14, 1881.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn8text">8</a>] <i>Truth</i>, July 6, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap08fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap08fn9text">9</a>] S. H. Jeyes, <i>Mr. Chamberlain</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap09"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P190"></a>190}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER IX
+<br><br>
+LABOUCHERE AND MR. GLADSTONE'S EGYPTIAN POLICY
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Lord Morley has commented on the irony of fate
+which imposed on Mr. Gladstone the unwelcome task
+of Egyptian occupation. "It was one of the ironies," he
+says, "in which every active statesman's life abounds." Disparity
+between intentions and achievements is indeed
+inevitable in all departments of activity, but nowhere more
+so than in cases of what may be called creative policy.
+Destruction is easy. But a constructive policy which shall
+bring about a new and more favourable state of things, and
+may, therefore, in this sense be called creative, is strangely
+apt either to overshoot its mark or to deviate into
+unexpected channels, with results wholly unlooked for by the
+statesman responsible for its conduct.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Certainly this ironic force of circumstances was
+peculiarly apparent in the case of Mr. Gladstone's Egyptian
+policy. The problem of Egypt was not of his seeking, but
+was a legacy from the Tories. In 1875 Disraeli, against
+the advice of Lord Derby, his Foreign Minister, and without
+consulting the other members of his Cabinet, arranged with
+the London Rothschilds to purchase Khedive Ismail's
+shares in the Suez Canal for four millions sterling. Ismail,
+whose absolute reign of eighteen years had cost Egypt[<a id="chap09fn1text"></a><a href="#chap09fn1">1</a>] no
+less a sum than four hundred millions sterling, had been
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P191"></a>191}</span>
+driven by his preposterous extravagance, and the consequent
+exhaustion of both his legitimate and illegitimate methods
+of procuring revenue, to look abroad for financial assistance.
+France, besides being crippled by the war of 1870, was
+regarded with suspicion in the matter of the canal, and the
+only alternative to France was England. A trifle like four
+millions was very far from what Ismail really required to
+give any sort of financial stability to his government, and,
+after the loan with Rothschild had been negotiated, the
+British Cabinet sent out a series of commissioners to study
+the state of affairs on the spot, and to see what could be done
+in the interests of Egyptian rule and, incidentally, of the
+foreign bondholders. Eventually a settlement of Ismail's
+affairs, known as the Goschen-Joubert arrangement, was
+made, by which the enormous yearly payment of nearly
+seven millions sterling was charged on the Egyptian revenue.
+Greek usurers attended the tax-gatherers on their rounds,
+and the ruined fellaheen were forced to mortgage their lands
+to meet these amazing demands. Even such methods failed
+of success owing to the famine of the two preceding years.
+The obviously juster course was now to let Ismail become
+bankrupt and abandon the Goschen-Joubert arrangement,
+but the foreign bondholders were naturally opposed to this,
+and pointed out reasonably enough that the English Government
+had guaranteed the loan. The moment was favourable
+to their views. Dizzy had succeeded in converting his
+colleagues, with the exception of Derby, who retired and was
+succeeded by Lord Salisbury as Foreign Secretary, to his
+neo-Imperialism in which an Asiatic Empire under British
+rule was an element. About this time, too, the secret
+convention relating to the lease of Cyprus was signed with the
+Porte. When, a month later, the Berlin Congress was
+called together, such was the suspicion with which the
+plenipotentiaries regarded each other that each ambassador was
+obliged, before entering the Congress, to affirm that he
+was not bound by any secret engagement with the Porte.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P192"></a>192}</span>
+Disraeli and Salisbury both gave the required declaration.
+"It must be remembered," says Mr. Blunt indulgently,
+"that both were new to diplomacy." A few weeks later
+the <i>Globe</i> published the text of the Cyprus Convention,
+bought by that journal from one Marvin, an Oriental scholar,
+who had been imprudently employed as translator of the
+Turkish text. In London the authenticity of the document
+was denied, but the truth had to come out at Berlin. The
+discovery almost broke up the Congress. Prince
+Gortschakoff, the Russian representative, and M. Waddington,
+the Ambassador of France, both announced that they would
+withdraw at once from the sittings, and Waddington literally
+packed his trunks. It needed the cynical good offices of
+Bismarck to reconcile the English and the French
+plenipotentiaries.[<a id="chap09fn2text"></a><a href="#chap09fn2">2</a>] There were two very significant points on
+which agreement was reached:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+1. "That as a compensation to France for England's
+acquisition of Cyprus, France should be allowed on the
+first convenient opportunity, and without opposition from
+England, to occupy Tunis."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P193"></a>193}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+2. "That in the financial arrangements being made in
+Egypt, France should march <i>pari passu</i> with England."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was the source of the Anglo-French condominium
+in Egypt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sir Rivers Wilson, who was then acting in Egypt as
+English Commissioner, received instructions to see that
+France should be equally represented with England in all
+financial appointments made in connection with his inquiry.
+Wilson's appointment as English Commissioner on the
+nominally International Commission of Inquiry was almost
+the first signed by Lord Salisbury on taking over the Foreign
+Office from Lord Derby. He was a man from whom much
+was expected. In 1878 he was appointed Finance Minister
+in Egypt. His predecessor, Ismail Sadyk, had been treacherously
+murdered by the Khedive Ismail, but this fact did not
+dash his confidence. He had great faith in Nubar, Ismail's
+Prime Minister. His French education would, he thought,
+enable him to preserve the Anglo-French character of the
+Ministry. He also had behind him the full interest and
+power of the house of Rothschild, whom he had persuaded
+to advance the loan of nine millions, known as the Kedival
+Domains Loan. But his brief career as Finance Minister
+(the Nubar Ministry was overthrown in the February of
+1879) was a failure. It is the opinion of Mr. Blunt, and no
+one would have been more likely to know the true state of
+affairs, that the Khedive himself intrigued against him and
+that the internal policy of the country was entirely in the
+hands of Nubar, who, as a Christian, was at a disadvantage
+in governing a Mohammedan country, and in whose political
+value Wilson seems to have been greatly mistaken. The
+loan which he had negotiated did not relieve the taxpayer,
+but went in paying the more immediately urgent calls. His
+suggestion of a scheme which would have involved the
+confiscation by the Government of landed property to the
+value of fifteen millions disturbed the minds of the
+land-owners, and the mistakes of the Ministry reached their
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P194"></a>194}</span>
+climax when the native army, including 2500 officers, was
+disbanded without receiving their arrears of pay.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The fall of Nubar was brought about by the <i>émeute</i> of
+February, 1879, skilfully engineered by the Khedive, and
+Sir Rivers's position as Finance Minister became very
+difficult. The Consul-General Vivian (afterwards Lord
+Vivian) was a personal enemy of his and refrained from
+smoothing his path, and when, in March, the crafty Ismail
+arranged a little incident at Alexandria similar to that of
+February, the Foreign Office, instead of backing his demand
+for redress, advised him to resign, which he accordingly did.
+Soon, however, he was able to take a crushing revenge on the
+perfidious Ismail. On his return from Egypt he went straight
+to the Rothschilds and explained to them that their money
+was in great danger, as the Khedive intended to repudiate
+the debt, sheltering himself behind the excuse of constitutional
+government. The Rothschilds brought financial pressure
+to bear first on Downing Street and the Quai d'Orsay.
+Their efforts in these quarters being in vain, they applied
+to Bismarck, who was, perhaps, not sorry to have an
+excuse to state the intention of the German Government to
+intervene in the bondholders' interests in case the French
+and English Governments were unable to do so. German
+intervention would have been a quite unendurable solution,
+and the Sultan was at once approached from London and
+Paris and begged to depose his vassal. European pressure
+was too much for him, and, in spite of the many millions
+which he had paid in bribery to the Porte, Ismail received
+a curt notice from Sir Frank Lascelles, then acting English
+diplomatic agent in Egypt, that a telegram had reached
+him from the Sultan announcing that his viceregal duties
+had passed to his son Tewfik. Ismail cleared the treasury
+of its current account and retired with a final spoil of some
+three millions sterling. No one hindered his departure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For a few months after Mr. Gladstone formed his second
+administration things seemed to have quieted down in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P195"></a>195}</span>
+Egypt. The new Khedive was a weak character and the
+country was practically governed by French and English
+Ministers in the Cabinet. Sir Evelyn Baring (afterwards
+Lord Cromer) and M. de Blaquières worked together in
+perfect harmony. Sir Evelyn Baring had originally come
+to Egypt as Commissioner of the Debt, and had worked so
+successfully towards a new settlement that when the
+question of the appointment of an English controller to advise
+the Khedive's Ministers arose, he was the person naturally
+indicated for the post. "Thus," as he says, "the various
+essential parts of the State machine were adjusted. A
+new Khedive ruled. The relations between the Khedive
+and his Ministers were placed on a satisfactory footing. A
+Prime Minister (Riaz Pasha) had been nominated who had
+taken an active part in opposing the abuses prevalent
+during the reign of Ismail Pasha. The relations between the
+Sultan and the Khedive had been regulated in such a way
+as to ensure the latter against any excessive degree of Turkish
+interference. The system which had been devised for
+associating Europeans with the Government held out good
+promise of success, inasmuch as it was in accordance with
+the Khedive's own views. Lastly, an International Commission
+had been created with full powers to arrange matters
+between the Egyptian Government and their creditors."[<a id="chap09fn3text"></a><a href="#chap09fn3">3</a>] But,
+suddenly, as it seemed to those who had not been
+watching events on the spot, across this peaceful sky flashed
+the red meteor of rebellion, massacre, and arson.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is no easy matter to estimate the character of Arabi
+Pasha. He seems, from even so friendly an account as that
+of Mr. Wilfrid Blunt, not to have been particularly intelligent
+or particularly brave. It appears likely that he, at least,
+connived at the burning and loot of Alexandria. All this,
+however, would not have prevented his being a true patriot
+according to his lights. As Mr. Herbert Paul observes:
+"How far Arabi was a mutinous soldier guided by personal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P196"></a>196}</span>
+ambition and how far he was an enthusiastic patriot burning
+to free his country from a foreign yoke, would admit of an
+easier answer if one alternative excluded the other."[<a id="chap09fn4text"></a><a href="#chap09fn4">4</a>] One
+thing, however, is certain. The movement he led was far
+more than the merely military revolt which Mr. Gladstone
+and everyone in England at first thought it; it was in fact
+a genuine Nationalist movement directed rather against
+the alien Turk than against the alien Englishman. That
+the truth of this is now generally admitted is principally due
+to Mr. Blunt and in a lesser degree to Mr. Labouchere and
+the group of extreme Radicals of which he was already
+beginning to be the unofficial leader in Parliament. During
+the spring and summer of 1882, Mr. Labouchere's first
+observations in the House of Commons on Egyptian affairs
+were of a thoroughly orthodox nature. On May 12 we
+find him asking the Under-Secretary for Foreign Affairs (Sir
+Charles Dilke) "whether any steps are being taken by Her
+Majesty's Government in view of the critical state of affairs
+in Egypt to maintain our influence in that country."[<a id="chap09fn5text"></a><a href="#chap09fn5">5</a>] On
+July 27 he replies in a vein at once serious and sarcastic to
+Mr. McCarthy, who had made a speech in Arabi's favour.
+He thought that Mr. McCarthy had drawn on his imagination
+for the character of Arabi Pasha. They knew perfectly
+well that the most eminent men in the world were frequently
+great patriots; and they also knew that military adventurers
+always called themselves patriots in order to advance their
+own ends. They knew little of the career of Arabi Pasha,
+but they did know that he had designedly massacred
+Europeans in Alexandria, and had deliberately burnt down one
+of the noblest cities of his native land. What would be the
+effect of the vote[<a id="chap09fn6text"></a><a href="#chap09fn6">6</a>] they proposed to give if it were successful?
+The English nation would have to withdraw entirely from
+their present position in Egypt, and the result would be that
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P197"></a>197}</span>
+we should have behaved in a contemptible manner in the
+face of Europe. India would not be worth one year's
+purchase. He was not a great believer in prestige; but if we
+were to retire after our men had been massacred our Empire
+in the East would not be worth a year's purchase. This
+speech, occupying eight columns of <i>Hansard</i>, aims at cutting
+away the relations between England and Turkey (which
+shows that even at so early a date Mr. Labouchere realised
+something of the true nature of the grievance of the Egyptian
+Nationalists) and upholding British intervention.[<a id="chap09fn7text"></a><a href="#chap09fn7">7</a>] Labby
+among the prophets indeed!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the retirement of Arabi from Alexandria, he issued
+a proclamation stating that "irreconcilable war existed
+between the Egyptians and the English, and all those who
+proved traitors to their country would not only be subjected
+to the severest penalty in accordance with martial law, but
+would be for ever accursed in the next world." Three more
+towns were plundered and the European inhabitants massacred.
+British public opinion was now thoroughly aroused,
+and probably no Government could have stayed in power
+without taking some overt action. The action taken by
+Mr. Gladstone's Government was very definite. On July
+22 the Prime Minister obtained, by a majority of 275 to 19,
+a vote of £2,300,000. A force of 6000 men was sent to Egypt
+from India; 15,000 men were despatched to Cyprus and
+Malta. Sir Garnet (afterwards Viscount) Wolseley was
+placed in command in Egypt, "in support of the authority
+of His Highness the Khedive, as established by the Firmans
+of the Sultan and the existing international engagements, to
+suppress a military revolt in that country."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The French Government, while declining to co-operate
+with the British troops, assured Lord Granville of their moral
+support. In the month of September the battle of Tel-el-Kebir,
+in which the Egyptian army was completely routed,
+was fought. By this event British intervention was justified
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P198"></a>198}</span>
+in the eyes of the world, and what became in the long run
+hardly distinguishable from British rule was established on
+the banks of the Nile. It was the battle of Tel-el-Kebir that
+convinced Mr. Labouchere of what would be, and in fact what
+came to be, the end of the course on which the Government
+was embarked, for he very soon sold his Egyptian shares.
+"They fell off his back like Christian's burden in <i>Pilgrim's
+Progress</i>, and Labby became an honest politician," said
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt to me. The following letter to Sir Charles Dilke
+very clearly expresses his new views on Egyptian policy:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+REFORM CLUB, October 10, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR DILKE,&mdash;The great ones of the earth who, like you,
+live in Government Offices, never really understand the bent of
+public opinion. This is probably a dispensation of Providence
+by means of which Ministers are not eternal.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Personally, I should be glad to see the Liberal Party, after
+passing a Franchise Bill, sent about their business, and the
+country divided between Conservatives and Radicals. I speak,
+therefore, from the Radical standpoint, and viewing the matter
+from that point, I see that the dissatisfaction against your
+Egyptian policy is growing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Arabi (like most patriots) was "on the make." His force
+consisted in siding with the Notables in their legitimate demands.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now that the war is over, it is really impossible for Radicals
+to accept a policy based upon administering Egypt, partly for
+the good of its inhabitants, but mainly for the good of the
+bond-holders. I am a bondholder, so it cannot be said that I am
+personally prejudiced against such a policy. But I am sure that it
+will not go down, and indeed that our whole course of action has
+been so tainted with it, that there will be great disaffection in
+the Radical ranks throughout the country unless the tree be now
+made to bend the other way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You are now the man in possession in Egypt, so you can make
+terms with Europe. I would therefore humbly suggest that you
+should, after insisting upon an amnesty, call together the Notables
+and hand the country over to them, stipulating alone that there
+should be Ministerial responsibility, and the control of the purse.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P199"></a>199}</span>
+The International Obligation of Egypt to pay its bondholders
+was <i>bon à professer</i>, when the Expedition had to be defended,
+but it is in reality a pure fiction. Moreover, if it were not, we
+cannot decently join in a holy alliance to maintain Khedives,
+and to deprive nations of what is the very basis of representative
+government.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Having handed Egypt over to the Notables, you can then
+go before Europe with a clean bill of health&mdash;propose that the
+connection of the country with Turkey shall be a purely nominal
+one and that, henceforward, no European power shall directly
+or indirectly interfere with its internal affairs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+At the same time, you ought to take advantage of your being
+in Egypt to establish yourself in some vantage post on the Suez
+Canal. This once done, Egypt separated from Turkey, and all
+European powers warned off, we remain in reality absolute
+masters of the position. Very probably the Egyptians will
+make a muddle of these finances, but this will no more affect
+us than the mistakes of Spanish finances affect our tenure of
+Gibraltar.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Controllers, a swarm of foreign bureaucrats, European
+administrators, Khedives ruling against the wishes of their subjects,
+an English army of occupation or an army commanded by my
+esteemed friend, Baker, composed of black ex-slaves, Ottoman
+cut-throats, and Swiss cowboys, are abominations, only equal
+to that of concerning ourselves with the payment of interest on
+a public debt. To attempt these things will be to keep open a
+perpetual Radical sore, and in the end will only land us in another
+expedition.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Pray excuse the observations of a humble admirer. The
+Jingoes, it is true, are not so hostile as they were, but you do not
+suppose that they would vote for the present Government, whilst
+on the other hand the Radicals will sulk and not vote so long as
+Radical principles are ignored in Egypt. Government has not
+yet announced its policy, so at present no great harm is done,
+but the appointment of Baker, the handing over of Arabi to the
+Khedive, the reign of Generals and diplomatists, the absence of
+any appearance of consulting the Egyptians, and various other
+similar things are producing distrust. You will say, "What
+can a fellah know of politics?" To this I can only answer,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P200"></a>200}</span>
+"What does a Wiltshire peasant know about them?"&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere soon began to put forward his reformed
+views in Parliament. On October 30 we find him asking
+Sir Charles Dilke whether "Her Majesty's Government is
+a party to any treaty, alliance, or compact with any foreign
+power which would oblige it to prevent the Egyptians from
+exercising that control over their taxation, expenditure, and
+administration which is enjoyed by the inhabitants of the
+independent or semi-independent States which formerly
+were integral parts of the Ottoman Empire,"[<a id="chap09fn8text"></a><a href="#chap09fn8">8</a>] and demanding
+information as to the cruelty and insults to which it was
+alleged the Egyptian prisoners had been subjected.
+Mr. Labouchere wrote a long article in <i>Truth</i> under the heading:
+"Egypt was glad when they departed" (Psalm cv., 38), the
+following extracts from which put the situation very clearly
+as he conceived it.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"That a small body of English troops should remain for a brief
+time in Egypt at the expense of that country is, perhaps, a
+necessity of the position. But what I contend is, that during their
+stay the Notables ought to be called together, that every place
+of emolument ought to be filled up by an Egyptian, that the bag
+and baggage policy ought to be adopted towards the Turkish
+officials, who are as objectionable to the natives as were the
+Turkish officials to the Bulgarians, and that a free constitutional
+government ought to be established, based on the two corner
+stones of all constitutional liberty&mdash;Ministerial responsibility
+and the right of taxpayers over the purse. In order to carry out
+this programme&mdash;distasteful alike to professional diplomatists
+and to professional soldiers&mdash;we ought at once to send to Egypt
+a stalwart and experienced Liberal, who has graduated in the
+school of Parliamentary Government, and not in those of the
+Horse Guards, of the Foreign Office, or of the India Office.
+Looking round, I see no man better able to fill the post than Mr. Shaw
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P201"></a>201}</span>
+Lefevre. He is able, he is a skilled and successful administrator,
+he is untainted with the creed that all Orientals are made to be
+bondsmen for Europeans, and his political principles are
+exceptionally sound.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+What our diplomacy has to do is, to discover some means to
+render the high road to India through the Canal secure.
+Obviously we cannot do in this matter precisely as we should like,
+which would be to say that in time of peace all war vessels may
+pass through the Canal, and in time of war only ours. I hardly
+see how we can go beyond making the passage neutral in times
+of peace, and excluding from it in times of war the ships of
+belligerents. If Egypt were left to herself, I believe that she could
+very safely be left in charge of the Canal. Her people would be
+glad to be clear of all European complications, and, in case of
+war, she would occupy Port Said, and notify belligerents that
+their ships would not be allowed to pass."
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+On the question of India he expressed himself thus:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am not at all of the "Perish India" school of politics. If
+it could be proved that our Empire would perish if we did not
+establish ourselves in Egypt, I am by no means certain but what
+I should be in favour of our establishment. But I am a believer
+not only in the justice, but in the expediency of an alliance with
+the people of a country, and not with its ruler against the people.
+Any intermixture in the internal affairs of Egypt on our part is
+not only opposed to Liberal principles, but opposed to English
+interests. To what has it already led? To a most costly military
+expedition; to our being arrayed against rights without which
+there can be no true liberty or sound government; to the slaughter
+of Englishmen and Egyptians with all the "pomp and pride of
+glorious war"; and lastly to our soldiers acting as retrievers, to
+hunt down and hand over to punishment to an Ottoman potentate,
+men many of whom&mdash;whether they were ambitious and whether
+they were ill-advised&mdash;had unquestionably a perfect right to
+fight in support of the principle that the only authority of their
+nation ought to be its representatives.[<a id="chap09fn9text"></a><a href="#chap09fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P202"></a>202}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A correspondent at once asked him: "How is it that you
+were in favour of the control and in favour of the Expedition,
+and yet now tell your readers that the control ought to
+cease, and that having by means of the Expedition established
+a firm foothold in Egypt, our next step ought to be
+to evacuate the country?" The following number of <i>Truth</i>
+delivered itself in reply as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Control, when first established, simply meant that
+Egypt should go into liquidation, and pay so much in the pound
+to its creditors, a couple of European controllers with half a
+dozen clerks, being appointed by the Egyptian Government to
+receive the composition from the Egyptian Treasury, and to
+hand it over to the various classes of bondholders. To this there
+could have been no sort of objection; but, little by little, this
+simple and semi-private arrangement was converted into a so-called
+international obligation on the part of the Egyptians to remain
+eternally divested from all control over their own expenditure,
+and to allow their entire financial administration to be placed in
+the hands of about 1300 Europeans, with salaries amounting to
+nearly £400,000 per annum, whilst the Controllers themselves
+had seats in the Cabinet, with a veto upon everything proposed
+by their Egyptian colleagues. France and England were the
+executive officers of this scheme. If the Egyptian officers had
+assented to it, nothing further was to be said, except that they
+were singularly and curiously wanting in patriotism. However
+we find now that they did not, and that we have been under an
+illusion. The Notables and the entire country were&mdash;to their
+credit be it said&mdash;opposed to it. Arabi took advantage of this
+feeling. He sided with the country, and at the same time made
+his bargain. "I," he practically said to the Notables, "support
+you in your rights; as a <i>quid pro quo</i> you must support me in
+what I am pleased to call the rights of the army&mdash;that is to say,
+that it shall be increased by 18,000 men." Without the army
+the Notables were powerless; they accordingly accepted the
+terms. We therefore find ourselves in the position that we were
+fully justified in asserting that Arabi was a self-seeking military
+adventurer, but that he was also the exponent of the legitimate
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P203"></a>203}</span>
+demands of the Egyptian people. The Control had become
+political&mdash;it was no longer a reasonable financial arrangement, but
+an unreasonable and improper attempt to deprive the Egyptians
+of their rights, in order to secure high salaries for a swarm of
+European locusts, and certainty of interest to European
+bond-holders. Those, therefore, who had regarded it in its natural
+original conception, as fair and useful, have a perfect right to
+assert that this original conception had been so perverted that
+it had become a monstrous instrument for the suppression of all
+national vitality.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We, however, were tied to France. If we had not interfered,
+France probably would have done so. Moreover, we foolishly
+had pledged ourselves to maintain the Khedive in his position.
+The only way, therefore, to get out of the complication was to
+cut the Gordian knot; but, in order to do this, we were necessarily
+obliged to adopt the theory that Arabi was a mere military
+adventurer, who was attempting for his own ends to coerce not
+only the Khedive but the Egyptian people.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Our expedition, as was to be anticipated, has proved successful.
+Our troops hold Egypt. What then ought we to do?
+Obviously to hand it over to the Notables, who are the
+representatives of the Egyptian people, and to inform these Notables
+that we have no intention of repeating our previous error, but
+that, experience having shown us the fatal results of allowing
+ourselves little by little to be dragged into an attempt to manage
+other people's finances with a view to public creditors being paid
+interest, we shall leave Egypt and Egypt's creditors to settle
+their conflicting interests as they best please. This is the logical
+consequence of our having acted upon the assumption that Arabi
+was terrorising the Egyptians....
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is evident to me, therefore, that the only policy which an
+English Liberal Ministry can adopt is to go before Europe with
+a proposal to make Egypt an Eastern Belgium, and to base our
+suggestion upon our own renunciation of interference in its
+internal affairs. I hear it said that the Liberal party is popular
+owing to its successes in Egypt. It may, perhaps, be for the
+nonce popular&mdash;or, to put it more correctly, not quite so
+unpopular&mdash;as it was with Jingoes, but these same Jingoes will not
+cease to vote for Conservatives....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P204"></a>204}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+How then about the Canal? Well, I should base my policy
+upon that pursued in like cases by the United States. I should
+explain to Europe that the Canal is the connecting link between
+Great Britain and India, and that consequently the exigencies
+of geography and an enlightened self-interest render it absolutely
+necessary for us to be paramount there. There might be a little
+grumbling, but no one would go to war to hinder this, because
+its plain common-sense would be too obvious.[<a id="chap09fn10text"></a><a href="#chap09fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+In the meantime Arabi was lying in prison at Cairo
+awaiting his trial, and Mr. Labouchere took up his case
+energetically in the House of Commons. A military tribunal
+was to be charged with the trial, and it was no secret
+that the Khedive was determined that the death penalty
+should be inflicted on the heads of the rebellion.
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt wrote, on September 1, a long letter to
+Mr. Gladstone, stating his intention of providing Arabi with an
+English counsel at his own expense and that of his friends,
+and hoping that "every facility will be afforded me and
+those with me in Egypt to prosecute our task." Mr. Gladstone,
+who was deeply hostile to Arabi, replied through his
+secretary, that "all that he can say at the present moment
+is that he will bring your request before Lord Granville,
+with whom he will consult, but that he cannot hold out any
+assurance that it will be complied with."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere continued to enquire into the Government's
+intentions towards Arabi in the House of Commons.
+A timely question on October 31 to Sir Charles Dilke secured
+the intervention of the press at the trial, and further
+questions on the following days forestalled the attempts of the
+Khedive to wriggle out of the conditions that Mr. Blunt's
+advocate had obtained from Mr. Gladstone. Arabi was,
+on December 4, condemned to death, and in spite of
+Mr. Gladstone's being at first inclined to let the law take its
+course, the sentence was commuted to banishment to Ceylon.
+Mr. Labouchere commented in <i>Truth</i> as follows: "The farce
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P205"></a>205}</span>
+of the rebel's condemnation to exile with retention of his
+rank and with a handsome allowance, is a fitting conclusion
+to the trial. I see it stated that Arabi will be invited to take
+up his residence in this or that portion of British territory.
+It need hardly be said that he may reside in any part of the
+world, outside Egypt, that he pleases. There is no existing
+law which enables us to detain an Egyptian in deference to the
+wishes of an Egyptian Khedive; and it is not likely that we
+shall ever consent to convert any portion of our territory into
+an international gaol, where all who are in disfavour with foreign
+rulers are to be deported, and restrained in their liberty."[<a id="chap09fn11text"></a><a href="#chap09fn11">11</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Parliament met after Christmas, Mr. Labouchere
+seconded Sir Wilfrid Lawson's amendment to the Reply
+to the Speech from the Throne to the effect that no sufficient
+reason had been shown for the employment of British forces
+in reconstituting the Government of Egypt. It was certain,
+he said, that Arabi was supported by the entire Egyptian
+nation. He could quite understand why the Opposition
+did not challenge the policy of the Government. The
+Government were practically dragged into the war by the
+acts of the Opposition when in power. Anyone who read
+the Blue Books must see that. A great many Liberals and
+all the Radicals in the country regretted the Government
+plunging into the war. There could be no doubt that it
+was entered into for the sake of the bondholders and for
+that reason only. We were going to place the Egyptian
+army under an English General and a financier at the side
+of the Khedive, and then tell Europe that the Khedive was
+an independent ruler and that we had nothing to do with
+the Government of Egypt. Why were we there? For the
+single object of collecting the debts of the bondholders.[<a id="chap09fn12text"></a><a href="#chap09fn12">12</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He wrote to Mr. Chamberlain on January 9, 1883:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You people do not seem to have a very clear policy in Egypt.
+I cannot understand why you do not settle the French by adopting
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P206"></a>206}</span>
+the line of "Egypt for the Egyptians" and convert the country
+into a sort of Belgium. If you can establish the principle
+that no one is to interfere, you have got all that you want.
+To do this only two things are necessary:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. Fair Courts of Justice where "meum and tuum" is
+recognised.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. A Representative Assembly with a right to vote the
+Budget.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the debt there are three loans, secured by special
+mortgages; two on land, and one on the railroads. Let the
+mortgagees take these securities, when the loans would be
+converted into companies, and the interest on them not be dependent
+upon any political arrangement. Rothschild has always told
+me that the domains, on which his loan of £400,000,000 is secured,
+are worth £400,500,000. By handing over to him the security,
+£500,000 would therefore be obtained.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the General Debt (the United), it is a swindle, but
+without going into this it might be regarded as the general debt
+of the country, and the Egyptians, like any other nation, would
+be left to pay or not as they pleased.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The main swindle of the Goschen-Rivers-Wilson scheme was
+that the fellahs had paid £17,000,000 to free the land from a
+portion of the land tax after 1886. The law which partially
+liberated the land was abrogated, and, instead of the fellahs
+being treated like bondholders, although they had paid cash,
+whereas the latter had really paid about 20% on the value of the
+bonds, they were told that as a <i>quid pro quo</i> they would receive
+1% on their £17,000,000 for fifty years. The Canal question
+is nonsense. If we hold the Red Sea we hold the Canal, in the
+sense that we can stop all traffic. If we are at war with a
+maritime power, either we should have the command of the Mediterranean
+or we should not. In the latter case, we should still by
+our hold on the Red Sea be able to close the Canal; in the former
+case we should be able not only to close it to others, but to use
+it for our own powers. Protocols and treaties are waste paper,
+they never hold against the exigencies of a belligerent; and, if
+we were at war with one maritime power, we should not have
+the others interfering to maintain our treaty rights, for, differing
+on many things, all continental powers regard us as the bullies
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P207"></a>207}</span>
+of the ocean. An English garrison at Port Said is a reality; as
+we are not likely to have one there, our best plan is to leave
+things alone, and, in the event of a serious maritime war, at once
+to occupy Port Said.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The interests of the Egyptian exiles also claimed
+Mr. Labouchere's attention. We find him in March putting
+searching questions as to their precise legal status, demanding
+satisfactory evidence of their support being adequately
+provided for, and enquiring why the Egyptian Government
+had unlawfully deprived Arabi of his title of Pasha.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the debate of March 2 on a supplementary estimate
+of £728,000 "for additional expenditure for army services
+consequent on the dispatch of an expeditionary force to
+Egypt," he spoke with his accustomed frankness. He would
+like to know where the money was to come from. He had
+seen it stated in the papers and other organs that it was to
+be raised by an increase on the Income Tax. For his part,
+he should like to see it raised in one of two ways&mdash;one, by
+raising it from the landed interest&mdash;or, since he was afraid
+the Government would not accept that plan&mdash;in default,
+by a general tax on every individual in the country poor or
+rich. Let every one of those shrieking Jingoes who went out
+calling on the Government to go to war, now here and now
+there, understand that they would have to pay for the cost
+of those wars. Then he thought they would be less inclined
+than now to advance the Jingo policy which he was sorry to
+see had been adopted by the Government, and which they
+had inherited from gentlemen on the other side of the House.
+He believed that the war had been a mistake all through.
+If we went to Egypt at all we ought to have installed Arabi
+instead of the Khedive. He believed that as long as British
+troops supported the Khedive and supported him against
+his own subjects, England was absolutely responsible for
+what was going on in Egypt. No doubt Lord Dufferin did
+his best to procure trustworthy information, but he was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P208"></a>208}</span>
+necessarily very much in the hands of the Europeans and
+of the Ministers and friends of the Khedive. He did not
+gather from the dispatches that Lord Dufferin had consulted
+the people of Egypt. Sir George Campbell, the member for
+Kirkcaldy, said that he had read, marked, learned, and
+inwardly digested Lord Dufferin's scheme of government.
+For his own part, although he had read, marked, and learned
+it to a certain degree he could not digest it because it was
+objectionable to a Radical stomach. Lord Dufferin's
+scheme was a perfect sham of constitutional government.
+If any species of representative government were established
+in Egypt it must be based on control of the purse. But
+when anything was said to the noble Lord, the Under-secretary,
+on this subject, he vaguely alluded to representative
+government and international obligations. Was Lord
+Dufferin prevented from doing what he thought desirable
+for the country by any obligations which the Egyptians were
+supposed to be under to pay the interest on their debt? If
+there was any obligation on their part it was not our business
+to go there to carry it out.... He denied that the people
+of Egypt were bound by any such thing, but, supposing
+they were, it was not England's business to deprive them of
+the most elementary and necessary basis of representative
+government&mdash;the government of the purse.[<a id="chap09fn13text"></a><a href="#chap09fn13">13</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On June 11, he proposed the reduction of Lord Wolseley's
+grant from £30,000 to £12,000. What, he said, had Lord
+Wolseley done in Egypt? He went to Ismailia and from
+thence marched his men to Cairo. He took the straight
+road, and on the road he found a lot of miserable Arabs
+entrenched; he advanced and the Arabs marched away.
+That was the whole history of the exploit in Egypt.[<a id="chap09fn14text"></a><a href="#chap09fn14">14</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Dufferin left Egypt in May, 1883, He was pleased
+with the success of his mission. To use his own words&mdash;"the
+fellah like his own Memnon had not remained
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P209"></a>209}</span>
+irresponsive to the beams of the new dawn." He left Sir Edward
+Malet as Consul-General, and resumed his normal functions
+at Constantinople. He departed under a shower of
+compliments, and he left Egypt apparently prosperous. Arabi
+was an exile in Ceylon. Sherif Pasha was the Khedive's
+loyal and obedient Minister. Sir Archibald Alison was
+in command of the British garrison. The Egyptian army,
+about six thousand in number, was under the fostering care
+of Sir Evelyn Wood. Colonel Scott-Moncrieff directed the
+work of irrigation, and another Briton, Sir Benson Maxwell,
+superintended the native tribunals. Hitherto the British
+Government had made no mistakes, and Egypt had reaped
+only benefit from the intrusion of the foreigner. The false
+position in which England stood with full authority, ample
+power, and no legal right, had not yet led to any consequences
+of a serious and practical kind.[<a id="chap09fn15text"></a><a href="#chap09fn15">15</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Danger, was, however, creeping up to Egypt from the
+south. A vast, vaguely limited country, extending from
+Assouan to the Equator, and known as the Soudan, had
+been claimed as Egyptian territory by Ismail, who had
+appointed the famous Gordon Governor-General. On
+Ismail's fall in '79, Gordon was recalled and the Soudan fell
+a prey to local bandits. The reconstituted Egyptian Government
+was incapable of interference, and towards the end of
+'82 a Mussulman, Mohamed Ahmed, raised the standard of
+religious reform and rebellion against the distant and
+incapable Egyptian authorities. The Mahdi, or Messiah, as he
+called himself, took El Obeid and made himself master of
+Kordofan by the end of January, '83. In the summer of
+the same year seven thousand Egyptian troops, under the
+command of Hicks Pasha, a retired officer of the Indian army,
+who had entered the service of the Khedive, were dispatched
+against him by the Egyptian Government. Granville was
+careful to formally disengage the responsibility of the English
+Cabinet in this measure. It is certain, however, that he
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P210"></a>210}</span>
+could have prevented this action of the Khedive's Ministers,
+and, as he was perfectly well aware through the information
+of Colonel Stewart, who had been associated with Gordon's
+administration, of the utter impossibility of Hicks's task, it
+is difficult to acquit him of moral responsibility. "The
+faith in the power of phrases to alter facts," says Lord
+Milner in his <i>England in Egypt</i>, "has never been more
+strangely manifested than in this idea, that we could shake
+off our virtual responsibility for the policy of Egypt in the
+Soudan by a formal disclaimer." On November 5, the
+Egyptian force was cut to pieces near Shekan, about two
+days' journey from El Obeid, by the Mahdi at the head of
+forty thousand men, and Hicks and his staff died fighting
+at hopeless odds. On the advice of Sir Evelyn Baring, who
+had just arrived in Egypt from India, where he had filled
+the post of Financial Minister to Lord Ripon's Government,
+the English Cabinet recognised at last their responsibility.
+It was decided that the Soudan must be abandoned and
+that the Mahdi must be induced to allow the Egyptian
+garrisons, amounting to about forty thousand men, still
+remaining there, to retire.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere wrote to Mr. Chamberlain as follows
+on December 15, 1883: "I hope that we are not going to
+undertake the reconquest of the Soudan. The difficult
+position in which we are comes from not having broken
+entirely with the Conservative policy in Egypt. <i>They</i>
+might have annexed the country: we cannot, so we give
+advice which is not taken, try to tinker up an impossible
+financial situation, and make ourselves responsible for every
+folly committed by a gang of corrupt and silly Pashas. The
+result is that we are now told that we have a new frontier
+somewhere in the direction of the Equator, and that our
+honour is concerned, etc., etc. If the French are so foolish
+as to wish to acquire influence in the Soudan, I cannot
+conceive why we should seek to acquire it in order to prevent
+them. I believe that the Khedive and his friends are
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P211"></a>211}</span>
+delighted at what has occurred, because they hope that our
+evacuation will be put off; so long as we retain one soldier
+there, or indeed assume the part of bailiffs for the locusts
+who make money out of the country, something will always
+occur to force us to remain."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Chamberlain replied on December 18: "I do not
+think there is the slightest intention of engaging in any
+operations in the Soudan. The utmost we are likely to do
+is to undertake the defence of Egypt proper, and I hope
+there is no fear of that being attacked. I wish we could get
+out of the whole business, but I have always thought that,
+at the time we interfered, we really had no possible
+alternative. I am not Christian enough to turn the other cheek
+after one has been slapped, and we had unfortunately put
+ourselves in a position in which the first slap had already
+been administered. It is, however, a warning and a lesson
+to look a little more closely into the beginnings of things."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the 20th Labouchere wrote again to Mr. Chamberlain:
+"From all I hear, matters are in a mess in Egypt.
+Tewfik is a weak creature, and he and his entourage intrigue
+against us, and yet intrigue to keep us there, as they are afraid
+of what may happen when we go. If the fellahs have any
+opinion, it is dislike of Tewfik as the puppet of 'foreigners.' The
+Mahdi will never attack Egypt proper, which is the
+valley of the Nile and the Delta. If we send more troops
+there, it will be the more difficult to evacuate. As long as
+we retain a corporal's guard, it will be the object of Tewfik
+and all the locusts to get up disturbances in order to
+compromise us. Surely it would be easy to come to an arrangement
+by which Egypt would be neutralised and left to itself:
+the reply always is that interest of the debt would not be
+paid and that, in consequence of the Law of Liquidation,
+some Power would interfere for the benefit of its Egyptian
+bondholders. But these worthy people must be comparatively
+few in numbers, and except as a pretext, no Power
+would think of taking up the cudgels for them, any more
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P212"></a>212}</span>
+than they did for Peruvian bondholders. The whole thing
+is a mere bugbear. Even if France did go there we should
+not suffer." To which Mr. Chamberlain replied on December
+22: "I think I agree with you on all points of Egyptian
+policy, but my hands are so full just now that I have to let
+foreign affairs work themselves out, and to content myself
+with occasionally giving a push in the right direction."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Public opinion in England was deeply stirred by the
+disaster at Shekan, and one of those popular cries that are
+so often and so disastrously interpreted as heavenly voices
+went up all over the land. The nation called for Gordon.
+The question of Gordon's mission has been exhaustively
+discussed from every point of view. The responsibility for
+his failure and tragic death is apportioned by Lord Cromer
+between Gordon himself and the Government who overruled
+his (Cromer's) objection to employing him, and went
+on to make every mistake they could. Gordon misinterpreted
+his orders, and the Government was then made
+responsible for the consequences of a policy of which they
+had never dreamt. He thus placed himself in a situation
+from which it was impossible to extricate him in time.
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt, on the other hand, places the responsibility
+of the tragedy principally at the door of Cromer. I am
+not here concerned with this delicate controversy. Of this
+at least there is no doubt, Gordon's mission was understood
+by the country and Parliament to be of a purely peaceful
+nature. Its avowed object was one which approved itself
+to Liberal ideas, <i>i.e.</i> the disengaging of British responsibility
+from a purely Egyptian matter and the rescue of the
+Egyptian garrisons. Radicals understood that these purposes
+were to be achieved by purely peaceful means. The Mahdi
+was presumably to be approached by recognised methods
+of negotiation. It is well known that when Gordon got to
+Khartoum, these instructions went by the board. He had
+been nominated, while on his way, at Cairo, Governor-General
+of the Soudan, and the Government left, by means
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P213"></a>213}</span>
+of supplementary clauses in their instructions, a considerable
+latitude to Baring under whose orders, at his (Baring's)
+request, Gordon was placed. Lord Cromer has told the
+world in his <i>Modern Egypt</i> of the difficulties of the situation.
+Gordon was a mystic and suffered chronically from
+"inspirations," which changed a dozen times a day. He does not
+seem to have made any attempt to carry out his mission
+by diplomatic methods. He soon came to conceive of that
+mission as a sort of rival "Mahdism." He became the
+Angel of the Lord fighting with Apollyon. All this must
+have been inexpressibly disconcerting to the prudent <i>homme
+d'affaires</i> at Cairo, and no less so to his nominal superior in
+Downing Street.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's attitude in the matter was simple and
+consistent. On February 14, four days before Gordon
+started, the Opposition moved a vote of censure on the
+Government in consequence of the Hicks disaster, and were
+supported by several Radical members. Sir Wilfrid Lawson
+was supported by Mr. Labouchere in an amendment to Sir
+Stafford Northcote's motion: "That this House, whilst
+declining at present to express an opinion on the Egyptian
+policy which Her Majesty's Government have pursued
+during the last two years with the support of the House,
+trusts that in future British forces may not be employed
+for the purpose of interfering with the Egyptian people in
+their selection of their own Government."[<a id="chap09fn16text"></a><a href="#chap09fn16">16</a>] On February
+25, by which time news of the conquest of Tokar by Osman
+Digna, the ablest of the Mahdi's lieutenants, had reached
+England, Mr. Labouchere asked the Secretary for War
+whether it was within the discretion of General Graham to
+advance beyond Suakim against Osman Digna. Hartington
+replied oracularly that that appeared to him a question
+highly undesirable to answer and that the general object
+of Graham's instructions had been already stated to the
+House.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P214"></a>214}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Wilfrid Blunt's Diary for April 4, 1884, records the
+following conversation with Mr. Labouchere: "Lunched
+with Labouchere. He is more practical, and we have
+discussed every detail of the policy to be suggested to
+Gladstone. He will feel the ground through Herbert Gladstone,
+which is his way of consulting the oracle. He told me the
+history of Gordon's mission. Gordon's idea had been to go
+out and make friends with the Mahdi, and to have absolutely
+nothing to do with Baring or the Khedive, or with anybody
+in Egypt. He was going to Suakim straight, where he
+counted upon one of the neighbouring Sheiks, whose sons'
+lives he had saved or spared, and his mission was to be one
+entirely of peace. But the Foreign Office and Baring caught
+hold of him as he passed through Egypt, and made him stop
+to see the Khedive, and so he was befooled into going to
+Khartoum as the Khedive's lieutenant. Now he had failed
+altogether in his mission of peace, and the Government had
+recalled him more than once in the last few days, but he had
+refused to come back. Gladstone had decided absolutely
+to recall all the troops in Egypt when Hicks' defeat was
+heard of, and was in a great rage. The expedition to Suakim
+had been forced upon him by the Cabinet, and Hartington
+had taken care to give Graham no special instructions, so
+that he might fight without orders. This Graham, of course,
+had done, and Gladstone, more angry still, had gone down
+to sulk at Coombe. Now he would stand it no longer, and
+he had let Hartington in by the speech he had made last
+night. Nobody expected it. Labouchere thought the
+moment most favourable for a new move."[<a id="chap09fn17text"></a><a href="#chap09fn17">17</a>] And on May
+19 Mr. Labouchere asked in the House: "Whether, for the
+satisfaction of those who believe that it has never been
+brought to the knowledge of the Mahdi and of the Soudanese
+who are engaged in military operations what the object of
+the mission of General Gordon is, he will consider the
+feasibility of conveying to them that Her Majesty's Government,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P215"></a>215}</span>
+in sending an English General to the Soudan, only desired
+to effect by peaceful means the withdrawal of the Egyptian
+troops, employés, and other foreigners who many wish to
+leave the country, and whether he will take steps to enter
+into diplomatic relations with the Mahdi, or whomsoever
+else may be the governing power in the Soudan, in order to
+prevent if possible all further effusion of blood, to establish
+a fixed frontier between Egypt and the Soudan, and to effect
+an arrangement by which General Gordon and those who
+may wish to accompany him will be enabled peaceably to
+withdraw from the Soudan."[<a id="chap09fn18text"></a><a href="#chap09fn18">18</a>] Mr. Gladstone replied to
+Mr. Labouchere's question, finishing his remarks with these
+words: "Whatever measures the Government take will be
+in the direction indicated by the question&mdash;to make effective
+arrangements with regard to putting all the difficulties at
+an end."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere, to whom, as a Radical and a Nationalist,
+the position of the Mahdi appealed, did not confine
+himself to work in Parliament. Mr. Wilfrid Blunt was
+attempting to negotiate with Mr. Gladstone to stop the
+war, which had followed Gordon's death, and had taken
+Mr. Labouchere into his confidence. Mr. Labouchere wrote to
+Mr. Blunt on February 20, 1885, as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR BLUNT,&mdash;I had a talk with H(erbert) G(ladstone)
+last night. He wants to know what evidence can be given&mdash;that
+the man who came to me was Arabi's Minister of Police at
+Cairo, and what was his name&mdash;and that the Mahdi's man is
+the Mahdi's man. It is clear that so far he is right. If the
+latter has no credentials he should get them. Let us assume
+that he either has them or can get them. Then there must be a
+basis of terms. I would suggest then that the Soudan, with the
+exception of the Port of Suakim, be recognised as an independent
+state under, if wished, the suzerainty of the Sultan, and that all
+Egyptian Pashas who wish to leave it be allowed to leave it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the credentials hold water, and if these terms are agreed to,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P216"></a>216}</span>
+then the Mahdi's man should write them out and say that he
+will agree to them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But it is very essential that nothing should be known about
+the matter. I should have to work others in the Cabinet, and,
+if necessary, to appeal to Parliament. Clearly we could not
+send a mission to the Mahdi, but if an agreement were come to,
+an emissary from the Mahdi and one from our Government might
+meet for details. What I want is to establish a discussion with
+the Mahdi&mdash;the rest would follow.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+P.S.&mdash;You see, if something is to be done to stop this war,
+we must leave the vague, and come to hard and fast facts.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+In elucidation of the above letter Mr. Blunt writes to
+me on February 20, 1913: "The person referred to in your
+uncle's letter of February 20, 1885, is clearly Ismail Bey
+Jowdat, who acted as Prefect of Police at Cairo during the
+war of 1882.... Later he came to London in connection
+with negotiations I was attempting to get entered into by
+Gladstone with the Mahdi, through Sezzed Jamal ed Din,
+as to which I was in communication with your uncle....
+I had, no doubt, sent Jowdat to your uncle, and, at one time,
+it seemed as if we were likely to succeed in getting a mission
+sent or negotiations of some kind entered into to stop the
+war.... Jowdat was never himself an agent of the Mahdi,
+but he was for the time with Jamal ed Din, who was in
+communication with Khartoum...."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Communication with the Mahdi was apparently not easy,
+for we find Mr. Labouchere writing again to Mr. Blunt the
+following month (March 4, 1885):
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It appears to me that there will be a pause in our Soudan
+operations. It might therefore be desirable to take advantage
+of this in order to learn on what terms an agreement might be
+come to between us and the Soudanese. Those in Parliament
+who, like myself, see no reason why we should interfere in the
+internal affairs of that country would be greatly strengthened,
+were we to know the precise views of the Mahdi.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P217"></a>217}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I would therefore suggest to you that, if possible, his agent
+should let us know definitely, and after conversation with the
+Mahdi, whether the latter would agree to the following terms:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. The recognition on the part of England of the independence
+of the Soudan, and of the Mahdi as its ruler.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. The Northern frontier of the Soudan to be drawn at or
+near Wady Halfa; the Eastern frontier to exclude Suakim and
+the coast.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+3. The Mahdi to pledge himself not to molest any Soudanese
+who have taken our side, and to allow all who wish to leave the
+country to do so.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+4. The Mahdi to receive a Consular and Diplomatic Agent
+at Khartoum; to allow all foreigners to carry on their business
+unmolested in the Soudan.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5. The establishment of some sort of Consular Courts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+6. If possible some clause with regard to the export of slaves
+forbidding it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is our object to meet the assertion of the Government that
+the Mahdi is a religious fanatic with whom it is impossible to
+treat, because he does not regard himself, alone, as the temporal
+ruler of the Soudan, but as a spiritual leader of Islam against
+Christianity&mdash;a species of Oriental Peter the Hermit. What we
+want to show is that he is the proper ruler of the Soudan, and
+that, whilst it will be open to any one outside that country to
+regard him as a prophet, he seeks to establish no temporal sway
+beyond the Soudan. If the Mahdi would declare his assent to
+the above terms, I am convinced that popular feeling here, and
+the real wishes of the members of the Government, would soon
+bring this war to a close, and that in a very short time we and the
+Mahdi would be the best of friends.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+It seems unlikely that the terms laid down in this letter
+were suggested by Mr. Labouchere without consultation
+with Mr. Herbert Gladstone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He missed no opportunity in Parliament of fighting the
+good fight of Radical principles. At one moment he is
+pointing out the two cardinal heresies in the policy of the
+Government&mdash;one political and the other financial: "The
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P218"></a>218}</span>
+political heresy is that we insist on putting up the Khedive
+and maintaining him in power against his subjects. The
+result is that we are absolutely hated in Egypt, and wherever
+we are not hated we are regarded with contempt." The
+financial heresy is that "we always insist in our treatment
+of Egyptian finance that the payment of interest on the debt
+should come first, and the expenses of administration second.
+The result of this policy is over-taxation, the postponement
+of reform, and a deficit."[<a id="chap09fn19text"></a><a href="#chap09fn19">19</a>] The policy of the Liberal Government
+was in reality, though not in profession, he asserted,
+Jingo policy, and the Radicals who had worked for
+Mr. Gladstone's return to power, relying on his Midlothian
+speeches, had been jockeyed. If only Mr. Gladstone would
+take his (Labouchere's) advice. No doubt the Prime
+Minister when thinking the matter over would say&mdash;Why
+did I not follow the member for Northampton? I should
+not have been in such a mess as I am now. For his own part
+Mr. Labouchere stood by the policy of the Midlothian
+campaign, when the Prime Minister denounced the Jingo
+policy of annexation and war. If any one had then said:
+"You will acquire power and become the most powerful
+Minister England has had for many a day; you will bombard
+Alexandria; you will massacre Egyptians at Tel-el-Kebir
+and Suakim, and you will go on a sort of wild-cat expedition
+into the wilds of Ethiopia in order to put down a prophet"
+the right honourable gentleman would have replied in the
+words of Hazael to the King of Syria&mdash;"Is thy servant a
+dog that he should do this thing?"[<a id="chap09fn20text"></a><a href="#chap09fn20">20</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This kind of sword-play went on day after day in the
+House, and it is impossible to doubt that, although Mr.
+Labouchere was unquestionably sincere in deploring the
+policy of the Government, he must have greatly enjoyed the
+opportunity which it afforded him of displaying his wit and
+humour. Mr. Gladstone did not always appreciate these
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P219"></a>219}</span>
+qualities, and on one occasion, when Mr. Labouchere was
+attempting to divide the House against the Government,
+his object being, as he said, "not adverse to the Government,
+but to strengthen the good intentions of the Prime Minister
+in future," that much enduring statesman turned and
+solemnly rebuked him for making an "inopportune and
+superficial speech."[<a id="chap09fn21text"></a><a href="#chap09fn21">21</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The case against the Government from the Radical
+point of view was, of course, very obvious and easy to put,
+nor was there anything particularly original about
+Mr. Labouchere's arguments. He rang the changes incessantly
+on three points: the essential injustice of our position in
+Egypt towards the Egyptians&mdash;the underlying venality of
+the Government's position owing to their connection with
+the bondholders&mdash;and the monstrous expense to the British
+taxpayer of British military intervention. It was not the
+matter of his charges, but the manner in which he made
+them that delighted the House. Sometimes he would lay
+aside his dialectical weapons and let the facts speak for
+themselves. One day he asks the Secretary for War if his
+attention has been drawn to the following statements in
+the <i>Times</i> of May 7:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Daylight broke almost imperceptibly. We were nearer the
+village of Dhakool, when the friendly scouts came running in
+with the news that the inhabitants were at prayer, and that if we
+attacked at once we should catch them. General Graham pushed
+on with a troop of the Bengal Lancers.... The enemy fled
+on camels in all directions, and the Mounted Infantry and Camel
+corps, coming up, gave chase. Some two hundred attempted to
+stand, and showed a disposition to come at us, but evidently
+lost heart and disappeared, not before having at least twenty
+men killed.... It was curious to witness the desperate efforts
+of the enemy to drive their flocks up the steep mountain side,
+turning now and again to fire on the Bengal Lancers. The
+"Friendlies" tried to cut off the flocks, and succeeded in catching
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P220"></a>220}</span>
+some thousands of animals.... The village was looted and
+burnt.... We also destroyed the well with gun-cotton....
+But, for our being unaware of the existence of some narrow hillock
+walks up which the enemy retired, we might have exterminated
+them. Our loss has been hitherto only two Mounted Infantry
+men wounded.... We have done the enemy all the harm we
+could, thus fulfilling the primary object of war.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Hartington could find nothing to say, but that such
+incidents were unfortunately inseparable from war.[<a id="chap09fn22text"></a><a href="#chap09fn22">22</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It may be doubted, however, whether Mr. Labouchere's
+advocacy did very much for his cause, or for his own
+reputation as a serious politician. The British public (and the
+House of Commons is a sort of microcosm of the British
+public) finds it hard to believe in sincerity accompanied by
+banter and persiflage. Not so are Englishmen wont to
+express their conscientious convictions. Mr. Labouchere
+was, of course, not an Englishman. He was a Frenchman
+and, as I have said before, in his mentality a lineal descendant
+of Voltaire. He could hardly hope to succeed where
+John Bright had failed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That Mr. Labouchere's attitude on the subject of Egypt
+was appreciated by the Egyptians is proved by a perusal
+of the letters he received from Arabi in exile, long after the
+subject had ceased to be a stone on which the Radical axe
+could be ground. I append some of these, and another
+letter from Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Wilfrid Blunt on the
+subject of the Exiles.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+COLOMBO, September 15, 1891.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR SIR,&mdash;I beg the liberty to trouble you with this in
+the hope of your being able to learn more of the state of our health
+than you have been hitherto. One of the most eminent medical
+practitioners in Ceylon, Dr. Vandort, left for England in the
+last week in the German mail steamship <i>Preussen</i>. I have asked
+him to call on you and Sir William Gregory and inform you of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P221"></a>221}</span>
+the actual state of such of us as he has attended on. By the
+death of Dr. White we lost our best evidence, and it pleased those
+in authority not to heed at all the opinion of our regular medical
+advisers and to rely on that of gentlemen who, whatever their
+high standing and attainments, had but one opportunity of
+seeing us. Had they questioned also those who attended on us
+and our families for years they might have been better able to
+form an opinion.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am now suffering very much from my eyes, being scarcely
+able to read anything, and am waiting until an oculist from
+Madras could examine them and tell me what I may expect.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Pray forgive me for troubling with this letter. We have so
+few of your kind feelings and position to look up to&mdash;and if we
+are too importunate we would only beg to be pardoned.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In the hope that you are in the enjoyment of the blessing of
+health, and begging the kind acceptance of all respectful
+regards&mdash;I remain, yours most obediently,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A. ARABI, the Egyptian.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+COLOMBO, December 9, 1891.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR SIR,&mdash;I had the great pleasure to receive your kind
+letters of the 2d and 8th October, and should have replied earlier
+but for having had to communicate with my brethren in exile,
+and for there being time before the next meeting of Parliament.
+We beg your kindly acceptance of our grateful thanks.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We have been officially informed of the decision of H.M.'s
+Government on our memorial to Lord Salisbury, but for which
+we were prepared by yourself and Sir William Gregory; and also
+by Lord de la Warr, who very kindly sent to me copies of the
+papers (Egypt, No. 1, 1891), printed for both Houses of
+Parliament, in March last, and of his speeches and Lord Salisbury's
+reply in May and June last. I now send copies as requested of
+the medical certificates had by Toulba Pasha and the late Abdulal
+Pasha since the memorial, also the Colonial Secretary's letter
+to us and my reply. [All these were enclosed with this letter.]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You will permit me to ask your notice of Riaz Pasha's Memorandum
+of July 9, 1890, to the Foreign Office concluding with:
+"H.M's Government should in any case remember that the exiles
+were pardoned and allowances granted to them on the express
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P222"></a>222}</span>
+condition that they should remain at some distant spot, such as
+the island of Ceylon." On this rather qualified assertion it would
+quite do to refer to Mr. Broadley's book <i>How we Defended Arabi
+and his Friends</i>, where the terms of the arrangement which put
+an end to the proceedings in connection with our "trial" will be
+found. Mr. Broadley and Mr. Napier could not, as I cannot,
+in honour reveal more than they have done, but my steadfast
+friend, Mr. Blunt, was not so constrained to be reticent, and his
+communications to the <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i> showed what even the
+great noble-minded General Gordon believed the nature and
+extent of our exile to be.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We should not perhaps however complain of our not being
+permitted to end our days in the land of our birth, although what
+harm that, or our being in Cyprus, could now do I cannot
+conceive. That none of us have desired or sought in the least to
+be disloyal to our parole the testimony of Sir Arthur Gordon
+to our conduct should be sufficient. If all my correspondence,
+family and other, for the last nine years were read, or any of the
+hundreds of my visitors, from every part of the world, were
+questioned, nothing would there be to show the least wish to
+disturb or stay the progress of my loved native land since my
+poor efforts failed.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If you would kindly refer to Mr. Broadley's book you will
+find Lord Dufferin's scheme in 1883 for the reorganisation of my
+country, and my views on Egyptian reform in 1882. After nine
+years, when almost the whole of that scheme and so many of
+my humble views have been successfully carried out, is it possible
+that any one beyond my personal enemies in my own country
+could deem me capable of even dreaming of doing anything to
+see her in misery again? My greatest trust is yet what it was
+when I wrote to the <i>Times</i> from my prison in 1882: "I hope the
+people of England will complete the work which I commenced.
+If England accomplishes this task, and thus really gives Egypt
+to the Egyptians, she will then make clear to the world the real
+aim and object of Arabi the Rebel" (Mr. Broadley's book,
+p. 349). I cannot hope to see the time, but it must come under
+such auspices when Egypt will cease to be a "reproach to the
+nations," Islam although she be.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My fellow exiles and I have considered much on the subject
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P223"></a>223}</span>
+of the parole you suggest in regard to Cyprus. Our simple
+parole was all that Lord Dufferin required of us when exiled.
+We gave it, and he was satisfied. We have honourably kept our
+word, and it is only now, when we find our place of sojourn proving
+so increasingly injurious to the health of most of us and our
+families, that we pray for a change to a more congenial climate.
+In every other respect we could not dream nor hope for a better
+home of exile. We leave everything to your judgment. If you
+think a repetition of our parole necessary, or of any use, we shall
+gladly give it again, although our first, religiously observed, has
+been so slighted; and we shall send it to you as soon as you may
+desire it. You have done much for us, and our return for it all
+could only be gratefully felt, not expressed; and you will permit
+us to leave it to you to do for us whatever more in your judgment
+may be expedient, and, whatever that may be, permit us to
+assure you of our fullest trust.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If any prospect of the change of residence we seek is hopeless,
+and Lord Salisbury should adhere to his wish to keep us here, I
+may but beg your best endeavour to obtain the increase of allowance
+I have applied for in my letter to the Colonial Secretary,
+to enable me to have the benefit of such change as the variable
+climate of this island could in some degree afford.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I had the pleasure last week of two kind visits by Mr. J. R. Cox,
+M.P., on his return home from Australia in the <i>Orizaba</i>.
+He mentioned your request and his promise to see me if he came
+to Colombo, and your desire that he should learn from me all I
+had to say; and he asked me to give him a statement, which I
+have done to the best of my ability both by word of mouth and
+in writing. He said he had been long away, and had not seen
+the papers Lord de la Warr sent me until then. I need not say
+how deeply gratifying it was to hear from him of your interest
+in us and of your exertions on our behalf, and of the wide feelings
+of sympathy you have raised for us.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You will forgive me for trespassing on your time and work
+with this long letter; and if I have been led to say anything that
+I have troubled your attention with before, I may only beg the
+extension of your indulgence for it. Placed as I am now, able
+to think only of the past, and with no hope for life's future on
+earth, and deprived more and more of my greatest solace, study,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P224"></a>224}</span>
+by the growing weakness of sight, I fear that my communications
+to you and to those who have likewise generously extended sympathy
+to us in our strait are of too melancholy a tinge. As any
+prospect of better days seems all but closed to us, we may but
+bow in humble resignation and submission to the Divine Will.
+When this letter comes to you it will be your great season of joy
+and peace. Permit me and my family to offer you our best
+regards and wishes for many a happy enjoyment together and
+return of the things to you and all dear to you.&mdash;And believe me,
+yours most gratefully and sincerely,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+AHMED ARABI, the Egyptian.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, S.W., Feb. 1, 1893.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR BLUNT,&mdash;Jingoism under Rosebery reigns supreme.
+I will, however, see if anything can be done about Arabi. Your
+details are very interesting respecting the late events in Egypt.
+Cannot the Khedive be induced to do this?: Get his Chamber
+to pass a resolution declaring that Egypt wishes for independence
+of all European intervention, and trusts that the British occupation
+will cease. If it did this we should be able to meet the
+persistent statements that the Fellaheen wants us and loves us.
+The Turkish Pashas might agree so as to spite us, but if once the
+country were left to itself, the Chamber could assert (?) itself.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is difficult to say how long the Government will last.
+Probably through the session.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn1text">1</a>] Wilfrid Scawen Blunt, <i>Secret History
+of the English Occupation of Egypt</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn2text">2</a>] I have taken this account of the Cyprus Convention
+and its results at the
+Berlin Congress from Mr. Blunt's
+<i>Secret History of the English Occupation of
+Egypt</i>. He says in a footnote (<i>op. cit.</i>, p. 277):
+"I have given the story of the
+arrangement made with Waddington as I heard
+it first from Lord Lytton at
+Simla in May, 1879. The details were contained
+in a letter which he showed
+me written to him from Berlin,
+while the Congress was still sitting, by a former
+diplomatic colleague, and have since been confirmed
+to me from more than one
+quarter, though with variations.
+In regard to the main feature of the agreement,
+the arrangement about Tunis, I had it very plainly stated to me in the
+autumn of 1884 by Count Corti,
+who had been Italian Ambassador at the
+Congress. According to his account,
+the shock of the revelation to Disraeli
+had been so great that he took to his bed,
+and for four days did not appear at
+the sittings, leaving Lord Salisbury
+to explain matters as he best could. He
+said that there had been no open rupture
+with Waddington, the case having
+been submitted by Waddington to his
+fellow-ambassadors, who agreed that
+it was not one that could possibly
+be publicly disputed: <i>Il faut la guerre ou
+se taire</i>. The agreement was a verbal
+one between Waddington and Salisbury,
+but was recorded in a despatch
+subsequently written by the French
+Ambassador in London in which he reminded
+Salisbury of the Convention
+conversation held in Berlin,
+and so secured its acknowledgment in writing."
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn3text">3</a>] Herbert Paul, <i>A History of Modern England</i>, vol. iv., p. 247.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn4text">4</a>] Herbert Paul, <i>A History of Modern England</i>, vol. iv., p. 247.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn5text">5</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, May 12, 1882, vol. 269.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn6text">6</a>] Vote of credit for forces in the Mediterranean.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn7text">7</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, July 27, 1882, vol. 272.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn8text">8</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, October 30, 1882, vol. 274.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn9text">9</a>] <i>Truth</i>, October 5, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn10text">10</a>] <i>Truth</i>, October 12, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn11text">11</a>] <i>Truth</i>, December 7, 1882.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn12text">12</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, February 15, 1883, vol. 276.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn13text">13</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, March 2, 1883, vol. 276.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn14text">14</a>] <i>Ibid.</i>, June 11, 1883, vol. 280.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn15text">15</a>] Herbert Paul, <i>A History of Modern England</i>, vol. iv.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn16"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn16text">16</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, February 14, 1884, vol. 284.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn17"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn17text">17</a>] Wilfrid Scawen Blunt, <i>Gordon and Khartoum</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn18"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn18text">18</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, May 19, 1884, vol. 288.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn19"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn19text">19</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, March 26, 1885, vol. 295.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn20"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn20text">20</a>] <i>Ibid.</i>, Feb. 27, 1885, vol. 294.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn21"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn21text">21</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, April 13, 1885, vol. 296.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap09fn22"></a>
+[<a href="#chap09fn22text">22</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, May 8, 1885, vol. 298.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap10"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P225"></a>225}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER X
+<br><br>
+HENRY LABOUCHERE'S RADICALISM
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Before dealing further with the part played by Labouchere
+in Irish legislation, it will be necessary to consider
+his view of English politics as a whole. He had not at first
+been an enthusiastic partisan of Home Rule. He had even
+gone the length at Northampton of saying that he himself
+was no Home Ruler. Yet, in point of fact, no English
+member was a more zealous advocate of Irish claims than he.
+Why was this? His motives, as I have been able to gather
+them from many conversations with him on the subject,
+were twofold: His Radical soul was disgusted by what,
+in the face of the Irish attitude, was the only alternative
+to Home Rule, namely coercion, and he realised that the
+only effective way to "dish the Whigs," whom he hated
+even more than the Conservatives, was to use the Irish
+vote.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The second motive was by far the stronger. He had a
+definite conception of Radical government to which he
+would undoubtedly have sacrificed hecatombs of Irish
+patriots if necessary. As a matter of fact, the Irish patriots
+happened to be a useful means towards his end, the
+establishment of such a government. Hence his alliance with
+them. When Mr. Gladstone and his Whig-Radical Government
+were faced in 1880 with the Irish question in so acute
+a form, Labouchere saw a real possibility ahead of
+establishing a Radical as distinguished from a merely Liberal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P226"></a>226}</span>
+Government. The protagonist of his scheme was
+Mr. Chamberlain, already a member of the Cabinet, and, in
+the natural course of events, the almost certain successor
+of the already venerable statesman whose name had become
+the war-cry of English Liberalism.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With Mr. Chamberlain as Prime Minister almost anything
+might happen: the Lords and the Church might go,
+England might become, in all save the name, a republic.
+Mr. Chamberlain was the one statesman with whom he
+found himself in complete agreement as to the articles of
+the Radical faith, and in his future he saw the future of the
+party and of England. He wrote to him on July 3, 1883:
+"I was caught young and sent to America; there I imbibed
+the political views of the country, so that my Radicalism
+is not a joke, but perfectly earnest. My opinion on most of
+the institutions of this country is that of Americans&mdash;that
+they are utterly absurd and ridiculous. Nothing would
+give me greater pleasure than to see you leader of the House
+of Commons, with a Parliament pledged to the most drastic
+reforms. This is the aim of my humble endeavours, but,
+in the nature of things, a member below the gangway has
+not the same responsibilities as a Minister, and, if he is a
+Radical, necessarily is more advanced than a composite
+Cabinet. He has, too, to make motions or to hold his tongue.
+For instance, my amendment yesterday evening on titles
+was regarded in the House of Commons as a joke. But go
+to any meeting of even Liberals, and you would find that
+it was essentially a popular one. The real trouble in the
+House of Commons is that the Radicals below the gangway
+are such a miserable lot, and seem ashamed of their opinions.
+The Whigs, on the contrary, out of office act solidly together.
+This leads the public to suppose that your views are in a
+small minority in the House of Commons. If the Whigs
+are ready to pull a coach half way to what they consider a
+precipice, they must be greater fools than I take them to be.
+They do not act openly, but they conspire secretly. So long,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P227"></a>227}</span>
+however, as they consent to work in harness, they ought to
+be encouraged. You have told them the goal, and I am
+certain that this declaration has done more to strengthen
+radicalism than anything that has happened for long. So
+I am perfectly contented, and quite ready to leave well
+alone."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Alas for the schemes of mortals! The very element on
+which Labouchere relied for the strengthening of the Radical
+cause in the Cabinet was to prove to Mr. Chamberlain
+himself the parting of the ways. The statesman who was to
+reach the highest power on the shoulders of Irish voters,
+when it came to the point, would have none of such support.
+The corner-stone fell out of the grandiose edifice that
+Labouchere had planned, the palace of Armida crumbled in the
+dust. Bitter, indeed, was his disappointment. It was
+characteristic of him in these circumstances to lose his head
+and throw up the game. The reader will remember how,
+as a boy, he described his own character at the gaming-table:
+"In playing even I failed because, although I theoretically
+discovered systems by which I was likely to win, yet in
+practice I could command myself so little that, upon a slight
+loss, I left all to chance." He lacked the patience or the
+industry of mind to reconstruct his schemes, and when
+Mr. Chamberlain was lost to the Radical party, Labouchere's
+constructive imagination seems never to have recovered
+the blow. He continued the war with abuse of privilege,
+absurdity consecrated by tradition, and the other heads of
+the hydra with which his party fought, but the tone of his
+attacks was not the same as before the Home Rule split.
+Too often they degenerated into mere party criticism, the
+note of personal invective, one might almost say of spite,
+becoming more prominent in them. He had lost faith in
+success, because the combination by which he had hoped to
+win had failed, and he could not, or would not, think out
+another. It was this consciousness of failure&mdash;of personal
+failure as he saw it, so closely had he identified himself with
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P228"></a>228}</span>
+his hopes&mdash;that inspired the peculiar bitterness with which,
+in and out of season, he attacked the statesman whom he
+held responsible for the altered situation. He did not, as
+his correspondence will show, give up hope for some time
+of Mr. Chamberlain's return to the party, but, when he had
+at last given up all such hope, nothing was too bad for "Joe." In
+the pages of <i>Truth</i>, in the Reform Club, in the lobby of the
+House of Commons, he constantly held forth to all who would
+read or listen on the "crimes" of the man who had divided
+the Liberal party against itself. He manifested no such
+bitterness against Bright or Hartington; but when Mr. Chamberlain
+fell from grace, he fell as no private individual,
+but as the symbol of the Radical party. With him, according
+to Labouchere, the party fell, and with the party his
+immediate hopes for the regeneration of England. Those
+hopes had, with ample justification for their existence, run
+high when Messrs. Chamberlain and Dilke joined
+Mr. Gladstone's administration in 1880. Labouchere based his
+scheme on the permanence of Mr. Chamberlain's Radicalism,
+and upon the fact that, in the natural course of events, a
+successor would very shortly have to be found for
+Mr. Gladstone. Both these, at the time, reasonable previsions
+were falsified by destiny. Mr. Gladstone remained for
+another fourteen years leader of the party, and Mr. Chamberlain
+became a Liberal Unionist. The years between
+1880 and 1887 were, in so far as his political life was
+concerned, the most important of Labouchere's life. Until he
+saw that his game was finally spoiled by a totally unexpected
+fall of the cards, he did not for one instant relax his efforts
+to reach the end towards which he had planned to work.
+His patience was remarkable, his foresight uncanny, except
+in the all-important direction from which the blow that
+finally shattered his hopes descended.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is interesting, in the light of subsequent events, to
+read the article which he wrote for the February number of
+the <i>Fortnightly Review</i> in 1884, in which he set forth with
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P229"></a>229}</span>
+characteristic freedom of expression his views upon Radicals
+as differing from Whigs. "A Radical," he declares early in
+the article, "has been defined as an earnest Liberal," and he
+goes on to describe, in uncompromising terms, the faith of
+the earnest Liberal&mdash;or true Radical. "The Government
+Bill," he wrote, "assimilating the County to the Borough
+Franchise is to be encouraged, although it does not go far
+enough, to the extent, <i>i.e.</i>, of Adult manhood suffrage. It
+will be for Radicals to take care strenuously to oppose every
+scheme which is a sham and not a reality. Let us all who
+are good Liberals labour to obtain a good suffrage Bill and
+a good redistribution Bill. This will strengthen our
+Parliamentary position, and we may fairly anticipate that
+Manhood Suffrage, electoral districts, triennial Parliaments,
+and payment of members will follow." The following
+extract shows very clearly Mr. Labouchere's opinions on
+what may be called the technique of legislation:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The life of a Parliament is too long. Three years is
+the maximum period for which it should be elected. At the
+end of this time it is out of touch with the electorates.
+Promises and pledges made at the hustings are evaded,
+because each member thinks they will be forgotten before
+he has again to seek the suffrages of his electors; whilst
+Ministers are too apt to put off, until the period for a fresh
+election approaches, any drastic legislation to which they
+are pledged as leaders of their party. It is probable that,
+were the duration of Parliament limited to three years, as
+much political legislation would take place in this period
+as is now the case in the five or six years which is the average
+life of a Parliament. The fear of a speedy reckoning with
+electors would be ever before the eyes of Ministers and
+members. The 'Can't you leave it alone?' of Lord
+Melbourne would be replaced by 'We must do much and do it
+speedily, for the day of reckoning is near at hand.' Long
+Parliaments are as fatal to sound business as long credits
+are to sound trade. It is questionable, indeed, whether
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P230"></a>230}</span>
+three years is not too long for the duration of a Parliament.
+We should move in all probability more quickly, were the
+nation to insist upon an annual stocktaking."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The arguments, from the democratic point of view, in
+favour of the payment of members are thus set forth:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The payment of members would do more to democratise
+our legislature, and consequently our legislation, than any
+other measure that can be conceived. At present, members,
+as a rule, are rich men. Many of them mean well, but they
+fatally take a rich man's view of all matters, and are far too
+much inclined to think that everything is for the best in a
+world where, although there may be many blanks, they at
+least have drawn a prize in life's lottery. So long as the
+choice of the poor men is between this and that rich man, so
+long will our legislation run in the groove of class prejudice.
+The poor man will not be the social equal of the rich man,
+and our laws will be made rather with a view to the happiness
+and interests of the few than of the many. All who are
+Conservative in heart know this, and for this reason the
+payment of members, which is the natural outcome of a
+recognition that a labourer is worthy of his hire, finds in
+them such bitter opponents. If a Minister is paid for being
+a Minister, it is only logical that a member should be paid
+for being a member. People must live. To refuse payment
+to members is to limit the choice of electorates to those very
+men who are not likely to see things with the same eyes as
+the majority of the men who constitute the electorates.
+Parliaments should be composed of rich men and of poor
+men. No one would advocate the exclusion of rich men.
+Why, then, should a condition of things continue which
+practically results in the exclusion of the poor man?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Never has the Radical view of the House of Lords and
+the Crown been more forcibly expressed than in the following:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The Whigs seem to know that &mdash;&mdash; is in favour of the
+abolition of a House of hereditary legislators. Let us hope
+that they are correct. We are frequently told that the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P231"></a>231}</span>
+people love, honour, and respect the House of Lords. Let
+any one who entertains this notion allude to this assembly
+at a popular political gathering in any part of the country,
+and he will find his illusion rudely dispelled. There are
+earnest Radicals who hold that there ought to be two
+legislative Chambers, and not one; although why they think so,
+it is difficult to say, for in every country where the
+two-Chamber system prevails, either one of them has become a
+mere useless court of registration, or the two are engaged in
+perpetual disputes, to the great detriment of public business.
+No Radical, however, is in favour of our existing Upper
+Chamber. If he were, he would not be a Radical. What
+an hereditary legislator ought to be is well described by
+Burke in his letter to the Duke of Bedford. What our
+hereditary legislators are we know by bitter experience.
+They almost all belong to one particular class&mdash;that of the
+great landlords. When any attempt is made to deal with
+the gross absurdities of our land system, they rally almost
+to a man to its defence, not from natural depravity, but
+from the natural bias of every one to consider that what
+benefits him must be for the best. The majority of them
+are Conservatives; even those who call themselves Liberals
+are the mildest of Whigs. When a Conservative Administration
+is in power they are harmless for good or evil. When
+a Liberal Administration is in power they are actively evil.
+Such an administration represents the deliberate will of the
+nation. Before bringing in a Bill, however, it has to be
+toned down, lest it should meet with opposition in the Lords.
+Nevertheless it does meet with opposition there. The Lords
+do not throw it out, but emasculate it with amendments;
+then when it comes back to the Commons a bargain is struck
+that, if the Commons will agree to some of these amendments,
+the Lords will not insist upon the others. Thus, no matter
+what may be the majority possessed by a Liberal ministry
+in the House of Commons, it can never legislate as it wishes,
+but in a sense between what it wishes and what the Conservative
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P232"></a>232}</span>
+majority in the Lords wish. In great and important
+questions it almost always obeys its Leader like a flock of
+sheep, and thus one man is able to provoke a dissolution,
+not only when he thinks that this is in the interests of the
+country, but when he imagines it to be in the interests of
+his party. It is asserted that the House of Lords is useful
+because its rejection of a Bill is an appeal to the country
+against a House of Commons which is acting in opposition
+to the popular will. It is not easy to understand on what
+grounds the Lords are supposed to know what the popular
+will is; and, indeed, they never do, for there is not one single
+case on record where, when the Lords have appealed to the
+country against a decision of the House of Commons, the
+verdict has gone in favour of the former. Although rich,
+the peers are not independent. They are, in fact, remarkable
+for their abnormal greed. Because they are by the
+chance of birth legislators, they insist upon decorations,
+distinctions, and salaries being showered upon them and
+their relations. In the Financial Reform Almanack for
+this year there is an interesting calculation of the amounts
+that living dukes, marquises, and earls, and their relations,
+and those that have died since 1850, have received out of
+the public exchequer. The dukes figure for £9,760,000,
+the marquises for £8,305,950, and the earls for £48,181,292;
+total £66,247,242. The voracity of a vestryman is nothing
+to compare with that of the British nobleman. Eighty-three
+peers are privy councillors; 55 have received decorations;
+192 are connected with the army and navy; 62 are railway
+directors; their total rental is £11,872,333, and they possess
+14,251,132 acres; yet in pay and pensions they absorb
+annually £639,865, and whenever there is a change of
+administration they clamour for well-paid sinecures about the
+Court, and other such sops, like a pack of hungry hounds.
+<i>Les soutiens de l'État</i> indeed! <i>Comme une corde soutient
+un pendu!</i> The greater number of them are obscure thanes,
+who never take an active part in legislation or attend in their
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P233"></a>233}</span>
+seats; and they are summoned to London by their party
+leader whenever it is necessary to vote down some Liberal
+enactment, which has been passed after long and careful
+consideration by the elected representatives of the nation,
+and for this service to the State they generally insist upon
+receiving an equivalent&mdash;a ribbon, a Lord Lieutenancy, or
+an office for a relative or a dependent....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Radicals are essentially practical, and are not accustomed
+to waste or misdirect their energies. They do not
+approve of the fuss and feathers of a Court, and they regard
+its ceremonies with scant respect, for they are inclined to
+think that they conduce to a servile spirit, which is
+degrading to humanity. They admit, however, that the scheme
+of a monarch who reigns but does not rule has its advantages
+in an empire such as ours, where a connecting link between
+the mother country and the colonies is desirable. Their
+objection to the present state of things is mainly based upon
+financial grounds. Admitting that there is to be a hereditary
+figure-head, they cannot understand why it should cost so
+much, why funds which are voted to the monarch should be
+expended in salaries to noblemen for the performance of
+ceremonial service, or why the children of the monarch
+should receive such enormous annuities." He quoted an
+occasion when the disloyalty of Radicals was supposed to
+have been amply proved. One of them had voted for an
+amendment of Sir Charles Dilke when Lord Beaconsfield's
+Government had proposed an allowance of £25,000 per
+annum to the Duke of Connaught. "It would have been
+more to the purpose to show," he said, "why this young
+gentleman should receive so very ample a pension for
+condescending to be the son of his parents. Nothing has
+conduced more to shake that decent respect for the living
+symbol of the State, which goes by the name of royalty,
+than the ever-recurring rattle of the money-box. Radicals
+do not perceive why the children of the monarch should be
+made public pensioners any more than the children of the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P234"></a>234}</span>
+Lord Chancellor. They know that Her Majesty lives in
+retirement, and that she has a wholesome contempt for the
+costly ceremonies of a Court; they are aware that as a
+necessary consequence she has sufficient accumulations to keep
+her children in comfort. They ask, therefore, why their
+maintenance should be thrown on the country, and why, if
+so, this should be on so very costly a scale. They consider,
+it is true, that Her Majesty has too large a Civil List; yet
+although they are not deceived by the 'pious fraud' which
+assumes that the monarch is the owner of the Crown domains
+and surrenders them on accession to the throne in consideration
+of a money equivalent for what they produce, they have
+no burning desire to interfere with existing arrangements
+during the lifetime of the present incumbent, for they have
+a sincere respect for the Queen, not only as the constitutional
+head of the State, but also on account of her excellent
+personal qualities. They are of opinion, however, that when
+provision is asked for the eldest son of the Prince of Wales,
+this will be a fitting opportunity to inaugurate an entire
+change in the financial relations of the Crown with the
+country."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Established Church, education, and the Land Laws
+are thus drastically treated.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The income of the Establishment is close upon £5,000,000
+per annum. It is the Church of a minority. The greater
+portion of its revenues were acquired by confiscation. Its
+division of them amongst its clergy is in defiance of all rule
+and justice. Cures of souls are matters of public barter.
+Only the other day the secretary of a race-course company
+bought the next presentation to a living in order to ensure
+that the views of the next pastor should be sound on the
+question of racing. In every country except this the
+principle has been recognised that so-called ecclesiastical
+property is national property. In some countries this principle
+has been pushed to its ultimate consequences, in others it
+has received a more restricted application. Were we all
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P235"></a>235}</span>
+members of the Established Church there might be some
+plea for our devoting a portion of our property to the
+maintenance of the Church's employés. But the majority of us
+are not churchmen. Why then should we perpetuate so
+invidious an application of national funds? The vested
+rights of living incumbents should be respected, and perhaps
+it would be only fair that the Church should retain those
+funds that she has received from the liberality of private
+donors within the last few years. On an excessive estimate
+this would amount to £1,000,000 per annum. We require
+the remaining £4,000,000 per annum for educational
+purposes, and we mean to have them....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Whilst all Radicals are agreed that our land system
+requires a thorough reform, all are perhaps not in accord as
+to the details of that reform. Some are followers of
+Mr. George and demand the nationalisation of land; others&mdash;and
+these are the wiser&mdash;whilst admitting that it is to be
+regretted that the paramount proprietorship of the
+community has been almost entirely ignored, hardly see their
+way to resume it absolutely, nor do they admit that a person
+who has acquired a legal title to a freehold can be divested
+of it without fair compensation. All, however, are agreed
+that real estate has, in contradistinction to personal estate,
+certain inherent qualities: it is limited in quantity, and it is
+a natural instrument; consequently, the State has a right
+to regulate the conditions of its tenure, and its transmission
+from one individual to another. We would legislate to
+break up and destroy all huge domains; to make the occupier
+to all practical intents the master of the soil which he
+cultivates, and to secure to him not only fixity of tenure and
+independence of a landlord's rules and caprices, but the
+enjoyment of these rights at a fair and reasonable price.
+A long succession of landlord legislatures have, in the words
+of Mr. Cobden, 'robbed and bamboozled the people for
+ages.' All our laws affecting land have been made in order
+to perpetuate its tenure in the hands of the few from generation
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P236"></a>236}</span>
+to generation; to render its purchase difficult and
+expensive; to free its owners from taxes and obligations, in
+consideration of which their predecessors acquired lordship
+over it from the State; and to give it an artificial value by
+securing to its possessors social and political pre-eminence.
+That there should be few Radicals amongst landlords is less
+surprising than that any one who is not a landlord should
+remain outside the Radical pale. To suppose that when
+Radicals have the power to place our land laws in harmony
+with the good of the greatest numbers, or to imagine that
+they will allow the <i>imperia in imperio</i> of huge domains to
+continue, is to suppose that they will take to their heart of
+hearts their 'robbers and bamboozlers.' Landlords are a
+mistake socially, politically, and economically. The only
+true proprietary rights in land are a reasonable interest on
+sums spent in rendering it more productive, and this only
+so long as the outlay continues to produce this result; to
+talk of any other natural proprietary rights is as absurd as
+it would be to talk of a man having a natural property in
+the air that we breathe. It is too late now, however, to
+revert to first principles. We must accept facts and
+endeavour to make the best of them. This we propose to do, and,
+as a preliminary step, we demand the renewed imposition
+of the land-tax at four shillings in the pound upon the full
+true yearly value at a rack rent; that there should be no
+more subventions in aid of local taxation from imperial
+funds largely derived from taxation on food and drink; and
+that landlords who will not use their land themselves should
+be made to give it up to those who are ready and anxious to
+use it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Towards the end of the article Mr. Labouchere delivers
+himself somewhat tentatively on the Irish question as
+follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It was said in the first session of the present
+Parliament&mdash;and no one was more fond of using this argument than
+Mr. Gladstone&mdash;that the limited number of Mr. Parnell's
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P237"></a>237}</span>
+Parliamentary followers proved that the majority of the
+constituencies was not with him. Later on, when the error
+of this estimate of his strength was perceived, it was alleged
+that his influence was alone secured by terrorism. Slowly
+it had dawned upon the English mind that the vast majority
+of Irishmen, rightly or wrongly, cordially and truly
+sympathise with him. No one now questions that he will sweep
+Ireland at the next General Election. On the doctrine of
+probabilities, this will make him the arbiter between parties
+at St. Stephen's. How is this to be met? The only
+suggestion put forward as yet has been that both parties should
+agree that the Irish vote is not to count on a party division.
+But does any sane human being imagine that such a scheme
+is practicable? The 'ins' would always assent to it, but the
+'outs' would defer their assent until they became the 'ins.' It
+is indeed becoming every day more and more clear that
+we must either allow the Irish votes to reckon as other votes,
+or that we must boldly assert that Ireland shall no longer
+be represented in Parliament, because we disagree with the
+representatives that it chooses. There is no middle course;
+and, if we accept the former, we shall have to allow Ireland
+hereafter to decide as she best pleases on matters that only
+locally regard her. Most Radicals would be of opinion that
+one Parliament for the entire United Kingdom is a better
+system that one for Great Britain and another for Ireland.
+But they would go a long way to establish a fair <i>modus
+vivendi</i> between the two islands, and nothing that Mr. Parnell
+has ever said can be adduced to show that he does not
+entertain the same desire. Most of his views recommend
+themselves to Radicals, especially those in regard to land....
+If the Irish wish for Home Rule why should they not
+have it? It surely would be easy to conceive a plan in which
+that island would have a representative assembly that would
+legislate upon all matters, except those reserved to the
+Imperial Parliament. These reservations might be
+precisely the same as those which the American Constitution
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P238"></a>238}</span>
+reserves to Congress in her relations with State
+Governments. Mr. Gladstone seemed inclined to accept this
+solution in 1882, for, in a speech during the session of that
+year, he asked the Irish members to submit their plan to the
+House of Commons, whilst the only objection that occurred
+to him was, that it might be difficult to find an arbiter
+between the Imperial and the Irish legislature in case of any
+conflict of jurisdiction&mdash;a difficulty which a cursory glance
+at the American Constitution would have solved. The
+Irish are sound upon almost every question; they are even
+more democratically inclined than we are. We want their
+aid and they want our aid. Irish, English, and Scotch
+Radicals should coalesce. Mutual concessions may be necessary,
+but this is always the case in political alliances. That the
+Irish should not love the English connection is hardly
+surprising. We are only now beginning to do them justice,
+and we have accompanied this modicum of justice with a
+Coercion Act, aimed not only at crime, but at legitimate
+political agitation. If we remove their grievances, if we
+make Irishmen the true rulers of Ireland, and if we cease
+to meddle in matters that concern them and not us, there
+is no reason to suppose that they would wish to separate
+from us any more than our colonies. Separation would,
+indeed, be as disadvantageous to them as to us."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A year or two later he gave clear expression to the same
+Radical faith in the House of Commons in a speech which he
+made on his own amendment to the motion that Mr. Speaker
+do now leave the chair: "That in the opinion of this House
+it is contrary to the true principles of representative
+Government, and injurious to their efficiency, that any person
+should be a member of one House of the Legislature by right
+of birth, and it is therefore desirable to put an end to any
+such existing rights." "It has been pointed out to him,"
+he said, "that these words might include Her Majesty,
+which, of course, was not intended ... they had been
+engaged in democratising, as far as they could, the Commons
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P239"></a>239}</span>
+branch of the Legislature; but all their efforts would be
+abortive, all their efforts at Parliamentary reform would be
+illusory, if they allowed side by side with that House a
+Legislative Assembly to exist, which, in its nature, was
+aristocratic, and which had a right to tamper with and veto
+the decisions of the nation, which were registered by the
+House of Commons.... Members of the House of Lords
+were neither elected nor selected for their merits. They sat
+by the merits of their ancestors, and, if we looked into the
+merits of some of those ancestors, we should agree that the
+less said about them the better. The House of Lords
+consisted of a class most dangerous to the community&mdash;the
+class of rich men, the greater part of whose fortune was in
+land. It was asserted of them that the House of Lords was
+recruited from the wisest and best in the country&mdash;that the
+Lords were so wise and good that, in some mysterious way,
+they were able to transmit their virtues to future generations
+in <i>secula seculorum</i>. The practice in the selection of those
+gentlemen was not quite in accordance with this theory.
+They consisted generally of two classes&mdash;of those who were
+apparently successful politicians, and of those who were
+undoubtedly successful money-grubbers. He would take
+a few examples, and, as he did not wish to be invidious, he
+would take them from both sides of the House. They all
+knew and appreciated Sir R. Assheton Cross, Mr. Sclater
+Booth, Sir Thomas Brassey, and Mr. Knatchbull-Hugessen.
+What did they think of these gentlemen? As members of
+this House everybody respected and liked them; but they
+were looked upon as decent sort of mediocrities of the
+ordinary quality, which was converted, in course of time, into
+administrative Ministers. Take another class. Why were
+brewers selected as peers? Simply because they, of late,
+had accumulated very large fortunes by the sale of intoxicating
+liquors, and for no other reason. The names of Guinness,
+Bass, and Allsopp had been long household words in every
+public house in the country, but who ever heard of them as
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P240"></a>240}</span>
+politicians? Yet these gentlemen were considered to be the
+very best men in the country to be converted into hereditary
+peers. Another class who made money were the financiers.
+Lord Rothschild inherited a large fortune, and had increased
+that fortune, and no doubt spent his money in the most
+honourable way; but Lord Rothschild did nothing in the
+House of Commons in any way to distinguish himself.
+With brewers, when one was made a peer another must be
+made a peer for advertisement. So with financial houses;
+when a Rothschild was made a peer, it was necessary to fish
+up some one of the name of Baring, and one was converted
+into Lord Revelstoke&mdash;a gentleman who, though probably
+eminent in city circles, was hardly known to any one in that
+House, and who had never taken part in politics. So much
+for the composition of the House of Lords.... Deducting
+representative peers from Scotland and Ireland, and
+deducting members of the Royal family, and deducting bishops
+and archbishops, he found 470 peers sitting as hereditary
+peers in the House of Lords. He found that those peers
+had annually distributed among them £389,163, amounting
+on an average to £820 each (salaries from appointments
+under Civil List)&mdash;these rich men who would, with one
+accord, protest against the payment of members of the House
+of Commons. These were the rich men who were found
+at public meetings denouncing members from Ireland as a
+wretched crew, because, being mainly poor men, they received
+enough to enable them to live from their constituents.
+The peers were almost as careful of their relations as of
+themselves. In a valuable publication he saw it put down
+that, from 1874 to 1886, no fewer than 7000 relatives of peers
+had had places of emolument under the Government....
+In the other House there were 120 Privy Councillors, of
+whom he ventured to say the majority had never heard.
+Orders had to be found for these gentlemen. Almost every
+one of them had a decoration. There were three decorations
+which were absolutely made for peers and for no other
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P241"></a>241}</span>
+body&mdash;the Garter, the Order of St. Patrick, and the Thistle.
+Walpole had declined a decoration 'because,' he said, 'why bribe
+myself?' Lord Melbourne said of the Garter that its pleasing
+feature was that there was 'no nonsense of merit about
+it.' An impression existed that private Bill legislation was
+more independent in the House of Lords than in that House.
+He did not think it was.... No men looked better after
+the class interests of those to whom they belonged than the
+peers. They were great landowners; 16,000,000 acres
+belonged to them. Yet our Land Laws were a disgrace to the
+country and tainted with feudalism.... This House of
+Lords was not collectively any worse than any six hundred
+men would be. They were <i>ex necessitate</i> a Tory House and
+a House of partisans. The assertion that they subordinated
+public interests to their private class and party interests
+was merely tantamount to saying that they were human
+beings. A House of Artisans would act on similar principles....
+His amendment went to the root of the evil. He at
+first thought of including bishops, but he struck them out on
+the principle of <i>de minimis non curat lex</i>. If the hereditary
+principle were done away with, what the honourable member
+for Birmingham called 'the incestuous union between
+the spiritual and the political world' would cease of itself.
+His amendment would not prejudice the question of whether
+there ought to be two Chambers or one only. Personally
+he was in favour of one, but those who voted with him need
+not necessarily support him on that particular point. Other
+countries which had two had simply followed our example,
+and it was a mere result of chance that we happened to have
+two. If they agreed, the second was useless; if they
+disagreed, the second was pernicious. If the functions of an
+Upper Chamber were to be properly fulfilled by those who
+soared above party and class interest, we must not look for
+its members in this world, but we must bring down angels
+from Heaven; but, as that would be difficult, there was one
+other alternative. The Conservatives at their meetings
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P242"></a>242}</span>
+always shouted, 'Thank God we have a House of Lords!' Radicals
+had no intention to remain any longer supinely
+like toads under the harrow of the House of Lords. They
+intended to agitate until they could say: 'Thank God we
+have not an hereditary House of Lords!'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's amendment on that occasion was
+defeated by a majority of 61 in a House of 385 members.
+On November 21, 1884, Labouchere had moved the following
+resolution: "That in view of the fact that the Conservative
+party is able and has for many years been able, through its
+permanent majority in the House of Lords, to alter, defeat,
+or delay legislation, although that legislation has been
+recommended by the responsible advisers of the Crown, and
+approved by the nation through its elected representatives,
+it is desirable to make such alterations in the relations of the
+two Houses of Parliament as will effect a remedy to this
+state of things." Sir Wilfrid Lawson, in seconding the
+resolution, said that he remembered a few years ago
+Mr. Labouchere giving notice of a very similar resolution. He
+asked him if he thought a House could be made for it.
+Mr. Labouchere had answered, "No, I do not think there will
+be, for all the Radicals want to be made peers." The member
+for Northampton prophesied truly, for not forty members
+could be got to come down.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With untiring patience, however, Mr. Labouchere moved
+a resolution of the same nature almost every year that he
+was in Parliament. His perseverance on the subject was
+only matched by the dogged persistence with which he
+attacked the ridiculous appurtenances inseparable from the
+upkeep of a constitutional monarchy. When he was asked
+by Captain Fred Burnaby once at Homburg why he was
+always attacking the Royal family, who after all were well
+meaning people, he replied: "One must find some very solid
+institution to be able to attack it in comfort. If the love
+of royalty were not so firmly established in the middle-class
+English breast, I should not dream of attacking it, for the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P243"></a>243}</span>
+institution might topple over, and then what should I do?
+I should have all the trouble of finding something else to
+tilt against."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another expression of his views on the Establishment is
+found in his speech on Mr. Albert Grey's amendment on the
+occasion of the Second Reading of the Church Patronage
+Bill. "From a Radical standpoint," he said, "it was
+undesirable that there should be an Establishment at all, and
+there seemed to be no reason why they should be continually
+tinkering up and remedying this and that abuse in connection
+with the Church.... He agreed with the Secretary of
+State that this Bill did not go far enough, if it granted
+compensation in the case of those who now held livings. To sell
+a cure of souls had always been regarded as a most monstrous
+iniquity, and why should they give compensation to those
+who were enjoying what was wrong? They might as well
+suggest that Simon Magus himself should have had
+compensation. There was another preposterous clause in the
+Bill. These advowsons could only be sold to the great
+landlords and the lords of the manor. If the livings were
+sold at all, they should be sold to anybody who might be
+ready to buy them. But why should the great landlords&mdash;the
+race he should be glad to see cleared off the land&mdash;why
+should the great landlords and lords of the manor be allowed
+to buy livings while other people were not? ... There
+was no doubt that matters would be infinitely improved if
+the parishioners had the right to veto the appointment of
+clergymen. But the amendment did not go far enough.
+Why was there only to be a veto? Why not allow the
+parishioners to elect any clergyman they liked? Why was
+the bishop to be the only person to be allowed to have a veto?
+If the majority of the people in a locality were dissenters,
+he thought they should not be compelled to elect a Church
+of England clergyman. He was opposed to all this tinkering
+of the Church of England, which should be disestablished
+and disendowed.... He was quite ready to leave the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P244"></a>244}</span>
+Church such amounts as had been given to it within the
+last twenty years; but he had seen calculations made that,
+deducting these amounts, a sum of about £5,000,000 per
+annum ought to come to the public. That sum was the
+property not of a sect, but of the English people who paid
+it, and he should like to see a Bill introduced dealing with
+glebe lands. These glebe lands were, he believed, the worst
+cultivated in the country, and it would be infinitely better
+to redistribute them in allotments amongst the deserving
+labourers of the village than to leave them in the hands of
+the clergymen. When his honourable friend brought in a
+Bill dealing with glebe lands, and giving back to them the
+£5,000,000 of which they were now deprived for the benefit
+of a sect, then he would give him his most cordial
+support." And so on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the June of 1884 he made one of his common-sense
+speeches on the subject of the enfranchisement of women.
+It occurred during the debate on the Representation of the
+People Bill. "It may be that we should enfranchise women,"
+he said, "but because we have enfranchised men is no reason
+that we should do so. We may discuss the subject
+eloquently, we may refer to Joan of Arc and Boadicea, but,
+in point of fact, from the time of Eve till now there has been
+a distinct difference between men and women. There are
+a great many things which I am ready to admit women can
+do better than men, and there are other things which I think
+men can do better than women. Each have their separate
+functions, and the question is whether the function of
+electoral power is a function which women would adequately
+discharge. I do not think it is. As yet I understand that
+no country has really given women the vote; and were it
+not that honourable gentlemen opposite, who are generally
+averse to giving the franchise to any large body of men,
+think, and think justly, that a very large majority of women
+would vote for Conservatives, I should be surprised at their
+making this desperate leap in the dark. Some honourable
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P245"></a>245}</span>
+members on this side of the House have told us that women
+are better than men. That is the language of poetry. But
+when we come to facts I am not at all disposed to admit that
+women are better than men. It is not a question of whether
+women are angels or not, but whether they will make good
+electors ... the honourable member has told us that he
+was convinced of this because Queen Anne was a great queen;
+and he told us also that Elizabeth was a great queen. But
+Anne was not a great queen, and Elizabeth had the intellect
+of a man with the weaknesses of a woman. The honourable
+member also spoke of Queen Christina of Sweden, but every
+one knows that she was one of the most execrable queens
+that ever lived, for, after being deposed by her subjects,
+she went to Paris and murdered her secretary. We learn
+that, by the operation of nature, more women are born into
+the world than men, that women live longer than men, and
+that a considerable number of men leave the kingdom as
+soldiers and sailors, while women remain at home. In
+consequence of this there are, at any given moment, a greater
+number of women than men in the country. I am told that
+in every county, with the exception of Hampshire, more
+women would be put on the register than men if we had
+woman suffrage. And what would be the consequence? They
+would look to the interests of women; they would band themselves
+together, and we should have them, of course, asking to
+be admitted to this House; and then, if they were admitted,
+instead of being on an equality with them, we should put
+ourselves under petticoat government; we should have women
+opposite, women on these benches, and a woman perhaps in
+the chair. They would, of course, like women everywhere,
+have their own way. The honourable member had hesitated
+as to whether he would give the vote to married women as
+well as to unmarried women, and, by his mode of dealing
+with the question, it would seem that he gave to vice what
+he denied to virtue. As long as a woman remains a spinster,
+it appears that she is to have the vote, but that, so soon as
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P246"></a>246}</span>
+she marries, she is to cease to be an elector; she is to lose
+her rights if she enters into the holy and honourable state
+of matrimony, and, if her husband dies, she is again to get
+the vote. When Napoleon was asked by Mme. de Stael
+who was the best woman in the State, he said: 'Madame,
+the woman who has the most children.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It will be seen from the above extract that his opinion
+of the female sex was early Victorian, and so it remained to
+the end of his life. He was always a bitter opponent of
+woman suffrage; and when, in 1896, a petition for the
+Suffrage signed by 257,000 women from all parts of the United
+Kingdom was exhibited, "by kind permission of the Home
+Secretary," in Westminster Hall on a series of tables for the
+inspection of members, he immediately called the attention
+of the Speaker that afternoon in the House to the "unseemly
+display," and insisted upon its removal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was indefatigable in his efforts to introduce economical
+Radical finance into every detail of government, always
+assuring his hearers that he was fighting for the principle
+of economy, and not merely against the mere absurdity of
+the existence of certain traditional offices and extravagances.
+In 1885 we find him requesting the Attorney-General to do
+his best to suppress the offices of Trainbearer, Pursebearer,
+and Clerk of the Petty Bag. He protested ably against the
+large sums spent upon the upkeep of the royal yacht, and
+upon the "objectionable practice" of asking the Commons
+to vote a sum of money for special packets for conveyance
+of distinguished persons to and from England. He protested
+against the nation being asked to pay the expenses
+incurred in the ceremony of making the present King (then
+Prince George of Wales) a Knight of the Garter. He was,
+in short, unceasingly vigilant wherever the spending of public
+money was concerned, and his remarks were usually practical
+and to the point. A quotation from a letter he wrote to the
+<i>Times</i> in the same year on the Graduated Income Tax will
+be of interest, as peculiarly illustrative of his clear and simple
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P247"></a>247}</span>
+view of the rights of the poor man versus those of the rich
+man. "The income tax," he wrote, "when first put on by
+Mr. Pitt, was a graduated tax. No one then regarded this
+as a spoliation or confiscation. That a rich man should pay
+a higher percentage of taxation than a poor man is based
+upon what Mr. Stuart Mill terms 'equality of sacrifice.' It
+will, I presume, he admitted by all that the first call upon
+a man's income is that portion of it which is necessary for
+him and his family to eat, to be clothed, and to secure some
+sort of home. If a man earns only £50 per annum, and has
+an average family of two children, let me ask what remains
+after this call has been met? Nothing. And if he has to
+pay taxes, he and his family are obliged to go without a
+sufficiency of clothing, or without a fitting home. Now
+look at the case of a man with £50,000 per annum, and with
+a family of the same size. He pays in taxation about 4½%
+on his income&mdash;-let us say 5%. This absorbs £2500. He
+may secure to himself and them not only all necessaries, but
+all comforts, for £500 per annum. Surely the sacrifice on
+his part to the exigencies of the State of £7000 per annum
+would not be so great a one as would be that of £2, 10s. per
+annum by the man with an income of £50 per annum. As
+a matter of fact, however, the rich man pays at present
+a maximum of 5%, and the poor man about twice that
+percentage...."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He made a speech in the Radical Club at North Camberwell
+on November 14, 1885, in which he once more resumed
+his creed, and with it I must end this chapter, so as to proceed
+with the history of the practice to which he put his theories.
+"In the House of Commons," he said, "Radicals had hitherto
+been in a very small minority, and were not appreciated,
+and it was therefore gratifying to him as a strong Radical to
+find what they did in the House of Commons was appreciated
+by those who made the House of Commons. For his
+own part he was bound to say he could not form any clear
+idea of what 'Conservative' meant now. In the past, Conservatives
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P248"></a>248}</span>
+were a party banded together to support the
+landed interest, but Lord Randolph Churchill told them that
+this was to be all forgotten, and that the Conservatives were
+to become Tory Democrats. These two words were utterly
+antagonistic in themselves, and he could not understand
+how men could be fish and fowl at the same time. The only
+principle which was guiding the Tories was to get into office
+and remain there. No reasonable man could become a
+Conservative. As for the Whigs they were more dangerous
+than the Tories. There were about thirty of them in the
+House of Commons. They rarely spoke, but their influence&mdash;a
+backstair influence&mdash;was such that Ministers yielded to
+them, and it was to them that the action in Egypt was due,
+and they were the cause of the Crimes Bill in Ireland&mdash;both
+of which had been steadfastly opposed by the Radicals in
+Parliament. It was easier to deal with an open enemy than
+with a traitor in the camp. Happily the Whigs were expiring,
+and he did not think any one would care to adopt their
+creed. Coming to the Radical creed he said it was that
+England should become a democracy, by which was meant
+the rule of the people by the people and for the people. He
+was surprised statesmen could not see that the people would
+use the power given them for their own advantage. They
+would insist on a Government not mixed, as now, with an
+aristocratic element in it. They would deal with the entire
+Legislature, the Crown, the Lords, and the Commons; and,
+if they were of his mind, they would go in for a much more
+sweeping franchise. The vote was a right and not a privilege,
+and every man, not a criminal, ought to possess it,
+or he was defrauded of his right. He went in for residential
+manhood suffrage, for free education, for which he would
+apply the Church revenues and the misused charities. He
+was opposed to all indirect taxation, and advocated what
+had been described as equality of sacrifice in general and
+local taxation&mdash;that was, he would have a graduated income
+tax, and, in no case, tax the necessaries of life. In
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P249"></a>249}</span>
+conclusion he said he hoped Mr. Chamberlain would succeed
+Mr. Gladstone as Prime Minister, and as for the Whigs they were
+welcome to go over to the Tories. He would not refuse to
+accept Lord Hartington, if he elected to fight under the
+Radical party, but he would refuse to sink his own personal
+opinions for any one."[<a id="chap10fn1text"></a><a href="#chap10fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap10fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap10fn1text">1</a>] <i>Times</i>, October 15, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap11"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P250"></a>250}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XI
+<br><br>
+IN OPPOSITION
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(JUNE, 1885&mdash;DECEMBER, 1885)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere was not only a zealous friend and
+advocate of the Irish members in Parliament, but a
+variety of circumstances conspired with his own aptitudes
+to constitute him an unofficial ambassador between conflicting
+parties in the House, and, in particular, between the
+Liberal Cabinet and the Nationalist leader. "His real
+influence," wrote Sir Henry Lucy recently, "was exercised
+beyond the range of the Speaker's eye. Nothing pleased
+him more than being engaged in the lobby, the smoking-room,[<a id="chap11fn1text"></a><a href="#chap11fn1">1</a>]
+or a remote corner of the corridors, working out some
+little plot. By conviction a thorough Radical, such was the
+catholicity of his nature that he was on terms of personal
+intimacy with leaders of every section of party, not
+excepting those who sat on the Treasury Bench. He was one of
+the few men&mdash;perhaps the only man&mdash;whom Parnell treated
+with an approach to confidence. He watched the growth
+of the Fourth Party with something like paternal interest.
+Lord Randolph Churchill and he were inseparable. In these
+various episodes and connections he delighted to play the
+part of the friendly broker."[<a id="chap11fn2text"></a><a href="#chap11fn2">2</a>] In this way, far more
+effectively than by formal speech or resolution, though here too
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P251"></a>251}</span>
+he was untiring in the fight, he was able to use what is called
+"the personal factor in politics." And in his case the
+personal factor was no light weight. His extreme opinions,
+in which he had never wavered since the days when, as a
+young man, he had scornfully declined the succession to his
+uncle's peerage, secured him the confidence both of the Irish
+and of the left wing of the Liberals, while, by birth, education,
+and habit of life, he was the welcome intimate of men who
+sat on the other side of the House. Eton, Trinity, and the
+diplomatic service were an unusual training for an
+ultra-Radical and gave an attractive flavour of sacrilege to his
+views. No one appreciated this circumstance more than
+he did himself, and certainly no one could have put it out to
+better interest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On June 8, 1885, a coalition of Tories and Irish defeated
+the Government by a majority of twelve. The occasion
+was an amendment moved by Sir Michael Hicks Beach
+during the second reading of the Budget Bill, condemning
+the increase of beer and spirit duties proposed by the
+Chancellor of the Exchequer. The combination between the
+Opposition and the Irish was due to information having been
+given by one of the Opposition leaders to the Irish party to
+the effect that the Tories, if returned to power, would not
+renew the Coercion Act, which would automatically expire
+in the following August.[<a id="chap11fn3text"></a><a href="#chap11fn3">3</a>] Mr. Gladstone resigned the next
+day, and, after some delay, Lord Salisbury accepted office
+and formed his first administration. The new Viceroy, Lord
+Carnarvon, following the precedents of Lord Mulgrave in
+1837 and Lord Clarendon in 1850, himself made the declaration
+of the Irish policy of the new Government. That policy
+was a complete renunciation of coercion. Ireland was to
+be governed by the ordinary law of the land. "My Lords,
+I do not believe that with honesty and single-mindedness of
+purpose on one hand, and with the willingness of the Irish
+people on the other, it is hopeless to look for some satisfactory
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P252"></a>252}</span>
+solution of this terrible question. My Lords, these I
+believe to be the views and opinions of my colleagues." The
+"honesty and single-mindedness" of this piece of tactics
+were severely criticised by Mr. Chamberlain. "A strategic
+movement of that kind executed in opposition to the notorious
+convictions of the men who effected it, carried out for
+party purposes and party purposes alone, is the most flagrant
+instance of political dishonesty this country has ever known."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Irish party were much impressed by the advances
+of the Conservatives, and when Lord Carnarvon arranged to
+meet Parnell in conversation on Irish affairs, in the course
+of which they discussed whether "some plan of constituting
+a Parliament in Dublin, short of the repeal of the Union,
+might not be devised and prove acceptable to Ireland,"[<a id="chap11fn4text"></a><a href="#chap11fn4">4</a>]
+Parnell may be excused for having thought that salvation
+was to come from the Tories. Mr. Gladstone had not yet
+pronounced himself. The Liberal Government had imprisoned
+the Irish leader; its record in Ireland, with the exception
+of the Arrears Bill, was summed up in the word coercion.
+Liberal politicians were naturally upset at the new turn of
+events. Mr. Healy had written on May 25 to Mr. Labouchere
+saying that "apart from coercion, it was the policy
+of the Irish party to equalise all Liberals and Tories as much
+as possible <i>pour nous faire valoir</i>, so that the matter will have
+to be looked at by us apart from the renewal of coercion,
+though of course, I imagine, if we thought we could trust
+the Liberals to avoid obnoxious legislation and to stick to
+reform, we should support them strongly. But how can
+we have any guarantee of the kind?" Mr. Healy continues
+further on in the letter: "I think a little time in the cool of
+Opposition would do your party a world of good.... If
+we supported your party next time, the Lords would throw
+out or render worthless any Bill the Commons passed, and
+time has proved that the Whigs won't face the Lords. If
+that institution were abolished we should be great fools not
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P253"></a>253}</span>
+to be friendlier with the Liberals, but they are almost powerless
+to help us, even if they were sincere, so long as the Lords
+are all-powerful." In a letter to Mr. Labouchere, dated
+July 18, Mr. Chamberlain made the following significant
+statement as to his feeling in the matter:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The present attitude of the Irish leaders is not at all encouraging
+to Radicals. They take no account whatever of our difficulties
+or of the extent to which we have, in the past, supported
+Irish claims, and now that a Tory Government is in office they
+are ready to accept from them with joy and gratitude the merest
+crumbs of consolation, while they reject with scorn and contumely
+the offers of further legislation which we have made. I think,
+under these circumstances, we must stand aside for the present.
+The Irish Members "must stew in their juice" with the Tories
+until they find out their mistake. Whether the support of the
+Radicals will still be forthcoming is a question. My information
+from the country satisfies me that further concessions to Irish
+opinion are not at all popular even with our Radical constituents,
+and, under all the circumstances, I am not unwilling to keep
+silence for a time and await the course of events.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Parnellites, as I understand, cannot count upon two
+things:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+First, on holding the balance after the next General Election.
+I am convinced that they are mistaken, and we shall have a
+majority over them and the Tories combined.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Secondly, they believe in the readiness of the Tories, under the
+stress of party exigency, to make concessions to them in the shape
+of Home Rule and otherwise, which even the Radicals are not
+prepared to agree to. In this, also, I am convinced they are
+mistaken. To whatever lengths Randolph Churchill may be
+willing to go, his party will not follow him so far, and, sooner
+or later, the Parnellites will find that they have been sold.
+I believe the experience will be a healthy one for them and
+for us.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The situation appealed strongly to Mr. Labouchere,
+and he took up the part of the "friendly broker" with zest.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P254"></a>254}</span>
+On July 22, he saw Mr. Healy and wrote the following
+account of his interview to Mr. Chamberlain:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Healy favoured me to his views during three hours to-day.
+I told him that we were sure to win without the Irish, but that
+if he and his friends wished for any sort of Home Rule, he must
+understand that his only chance was to ally himself with the
+Radicals and to support you. I said that I had tried to impress
+this upon Parnell, but that he talked rubbish about Grattan's
+Parliament, and seemed to me to be thoroughly impractical.
+Healy said that Parnell in his heart cared little for the Irish,
+particularly since a mob ill-treated him in 1880. He regretted to
+be obliged to admit that personal feeling actuated his leader's
+policy at times, but Parnell felt his dignity offended by his arrest
+and his present feeling was revenge on Gladstone and Forster.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I suggested a rebellion. But he said that this was impossible
+because the present policy of all Irishmen was hanging together,
+for they attributed all their troubles to divided councils. He said
+that Parnell is very astute. He generally finds out which way
+the feeling is amongst his followers before he suggests anything,
+but, in one or two cases, he has put his foot down, when he
+obtained his way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I asked him about Davitt. He laughed at the idea of his
+being of any use to the Liberals. He is a very difficult man, he
+said, and a trouble to Parnell, who would like him to go against
+us openly, for this would smash him; he cares neither for Tories
+nor Radicals. If Parnell joined the latter he would coquette
+with the former and vice versa.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the present situation he said that there never was
+anything which could be called a treaty with the Conservatives,
+but that there was an understanding that, if they helped the
+Tories to turn out the late Government, and generally supported
+them during the remainder of the Session, there was to be no
+coercion. "Churchill talks to us vaguely about Home Rule,
+but we do not pay much attention to this. We are now paying
+our debt that we have incurred." According to present arrangements,
+the Party is to put out a manifesto calling upon all Irish
+in England to vote solid for the Conservative candidates. This
+policy was adopted, he continued, in order to hold the balance.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P255"></a>255}</span>
+I went into figures to show him that we should win without the
+Irish, and said that the balance policy would only end in their
+tying themselves to a corpse.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He admitted that this was possible, and said that personally
+his sympathies were with the Radicals, but that it was impossible
+to trust the Liberal party, and to hope that the Liberal party
+could do anything even if they wished to, owing to the House of
+Lords. "No alliance," I said, "is worth anything which is not
+based upon mutual interest. We shall win at the election, but
+we shall have to count with the Whigs. The English electors
+will be indignant at your conduct, and we shall naturally take
+our revenge on you for your supporting the Tories. Now, if you
+would join us, we should be strong enough to hold our own against
+Whigs and Tories. We want your votes in the House of Commons;
+you will find that you will do nothing without ours. What
+do you say to Chamberlain's scheme of Home Rule in the
+<i>Fortnightly</i>? He said: "... there are ... some things that I
+object to in it, but Chamberlain could not carry it. Even if he
+got it through the House of Commons, the Lords would throw
+it out."[<a id="chap11fn5text"></a><a href="#chap11fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Well, we went on discussing. At last he said: "Can we have
+any assurance that Chamberlain's scheme would be one on which
+a Radical or Liberal Ministry would stand or fall? Will
+Gladstone declare for it?" "What would you do if you could be
+certain of a big scheme forming part of the Liberal platform?"
+I asked. "Our party really is guided by about six men. What
+we decide," he said, "the others accept. I would propose that
+we do not compromise ourselves with the Tories, that we should
+issue no manifesto, leaving Irish electors to vote as they like.
+When the plan is put forth in the next Parliament, we should
+have to say that it does not go far enough, etc., but it might
+merely be a dummy opposition. Whether I could carry this I
+don't know, but I think that I could." ... Finally he said that
+he would be back at the commencement of August, and that, if
+any arrangement could be made, he would do his best to further it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There are two points in your scheme that he wants modified,
+and these I will explain to you when I see you at the House, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P256"></a>256}</span>
+you have a moment's spare time. He told me to tell you that
+those who wished that you should be ill received in Ireland would
+not have their way, and that you may count on a perfectly
+friendly reception.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This letter is long, but I thought that you would like to know
+Healy's ideas, as he is by far the most honest and ablest of the
+Irishmen.... It is all very well expecting to win the elections,
+but the Irish vote is an important factor, and if only we could
+square the eighty Irish in the House, and turn them into your
+supporters, Whigs and Tories would be dished. Certainly there
+is no love lost between the Allies. W. O'Brien, Healy told me,
+declines to speak to any of them, regarding them as intriguers
+with whom they are allied because of the Coercion Acts.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Healy wrote again to Mr. Labouchere on August
+2, and his letter concluded with the following decisive
+words: "Of course, however, I should be bound by the
+majority, and would steadfastly carry out Parnell's policy,
+whatever it is declared by the Party to be."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On August 11, Parliament was prorogued and politicians
+soon began the campaign in the constituencies with a
+view to the General Election, which was to take place in
+November. Lord Salisbury had made the first bid for the Irish
+vote in a speech at the Mansion House on July 29, in which
+he defended Carnarvon's policy as the logical outcome of the
+Franchise Act of 1884. On August 24, Parnell made a very
+important speech at Dublin, in which he said that the Irish
+platform would consist of one plank only&mdash;legislative
+independence. The English press was roused to vehement
+denunciation. The <i>Times</i> said that an Irish Parliament
+was "impossible." The <i>Standard</i> besought Whigs and Tories
+"to present a firm uncompromising front to the rebel
+chief." The <i>Daily Telegraph</i> hoped that the House of Commons
+would not be seduced or terrified into surrender. The
+<i>Manchester Guardian</i> declared that Englishmen would
+"condemn or punish any party or any public man who
+attempted to walk in the path traced by Mr. Parnell."
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P257"></a>257}</span>
+The <i>Leeds Mercury</i> did not think the question of an Irish
+Parliament worth discussing; while the <i>Daily News</i> felt that
+Great Britain could only be saved from the tyranny of
+Mr. Parnell by a "strong administration composed of advanced
+Liberals."[<a id="chap11fn6text"></a><a href="#chap11fn6">6</a>] The right wing of the Liberals, represented
+by Lord Hartington, and the left by Mr. Chamberlain, both
+protested. Hartington, speaking on August 2, referred
+to Parnell's manifesto as "so fatal and mischievous a
+proposal." Mr. Chamberlain, speaking at Warrington in
+the early days of September, said very definitely: "Speaking
+for myself, I say that if these and these alone are the terms
+on which Mr. Parnell's support is to be obtained, I will not
+enter into competition for it." The veteran leader, for the
+moment, was silent, having retired for repose and meditation
+to Norway. But though he said nothing himself, he
+stimulated others to speak. Mr. Barry O'Brien was
+approached in August by a well-known English publicist, who
+begged him to write some articles on the Irish question of a
+"historical and dispassionate nature." The publicist made
+this request "at the suggestion of a great man&mdash;in fact a
+very great man." The very great man was Mr. Gladstone.
+The first article was published in November under the title
+of "Irish Wrongs and English Remedies." On September
+18 Mr. Gladstone issued the famous Hawarden Manifesto
+admitting the necessity for Home Rule.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere was busy all the autumn trying to get
+at the various shades of opinion prevalent among the Irish
+members. Michael Davitt was often a thorn in Parnell's
+side, and the following letter he wrote to Mr. Labouchere
+on October 9 is very interesting as indicating clearly the
+way in which the two patriots often came into collision:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is a general impression among the rank and file of Irish
+Nationalists that the G.O.M. will come nearest to Parnell's
+demand. There is no English statesman more admired by the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P258"></a>258}</span>
+mass of the people, notwithstanding what <i>United Ireland</i> and
+platform speakers may say to the contrary. But the priests and
+bishops would rather have the Tory party attempt the solution
+of the Home Rule problem, owing to the fact of the Conservatives
+being in favour of Denominational Education. Men like Healy,
+strange to say, are also pro-Tory in this respect, as they fear that
+if Chamberlain and his party become dominant, the Radical or
+democratic element in the Irish Nationalist movement will be
+able to settle the Land question on more advanced lines than
+those of the Parliamentary party. In fact we have Tory
+Nationalists and democratic Nationalists in our ranks, and the latter
+would like to see men like Chamberlain, Morley, and yourself in
+a position to arrange the Anglo-Irish difficulty. Parnell's
+attitude on Protection is absurd. If we had a National Assembly in
+Dublin to-morrow, he could not carry a measure in favour of
+Protection. Three-fourths of our people live by agriculture,
+and these want to export their surplus produce, and would,
+beyond doubt, be in favour of Free Trade. Since Parnell's
+Arklow speech I have more than once attacked Protection, and,
+in his recent Wicklow pronouncement, he considerably modified
+his views on the question. How singular that the volunteers
+in Grattan's time demanded Free Trade from England, and that
+England squelched our manufactures by&mdash;Protection!
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I wish to Heaven Chamberlain had not made that Warrington
+"30 to 4" speech of his. He has played into the hands of
+the Tory Nationalists.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Have you read my suggestions about a possible <i>modus vivendi</i>
+between England and Ireland in the concluding chapter of my
+book? Parnell took his One Chamber idea from it. There is
+no room for a Custom House in my simple plan, and the Irish
+people would jump at such a scheme of self-government, while
+every soldier now in Ireland might be removed without any
+danger to the integrity of the Empire, if such a plan of settlement
+were adopted....
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+No more vivid light can be thrown on Mr. Labouchere's
+political activities at this period than is derived from his
+letters. He was in communication with all parties. The
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P259"></a>259}</span>
+following selection from his correspondence illustrates the
+delicacy and importance of the negotiations with which he
+was concerned. The most interesting of these letters are
+undoubtedly those exchanged between himself and
+Mr. Chamberlain. In them we see clearly enough what was the
+main interest of Mr. Labouchere's life at this time. I have
+already pointed out how completely he subordinated all other
+political questions to his wide-reaching plans for the
+Radicalisation first of the Liberal party and secondly of the
+country. Irish or Egyptian or South African politics were
+but pawns in his game. In this correspondence we see how
+that dominant interest came to be identified in his mind
+with Mr. Chamberlain himself. His frank admiration of
+and political devotion to Mr. Chamberlain may be read
+between the lines of all his letters. A note that may almost
+be called pathetic creeps into the later letters, when he has
+realised at last that his glorious schemes are going to be
+frustrated by the man on whom he had so completely relied
+for their success. The dramatic quality of some of the
+letters is intense. The angel wrestles with Jacob and knows
+it is in vain.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Oct. 15, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;A number of us had a long chat
+with Parnell on Saturday, and he seems quite confident that
+whether Liberals or Tories get in, Home Rule will be granted.
+I quite agree that, if the Tories get in with our votes and are
+kept in by our help, they will come to terms, but I am not at all
+so sure that if the Liberals get in they would have the courage
+(even if they had the will&mdash;did we oppose them) to face the
+question.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is no use discussing our attitude from any other than the
+expediency standpoint. We have to make the best fight we
+can for a small country, and clearly, if we could put the Tories
+in and hold them dependent on us, that is our game. With the
+House of Lords behind them and our help, they could play ducks
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P260"></a>260}</span>
+and drakes with the Union, were they so minded. I confess,
+however, I am so ignorant of the English campaign that I don't
+find myself able to speculate on the outcome of the ballot box,
+but I can hardly believe that there is much prospect of the
+Liberals being beaten. What you have not touched upon in
+any letter to me is the point which always ghosts me&mdash;if the
+Liberals bring in a bold scheme how will they overcome the House
+of Lords? You must remember that the Tories would then raise
+the anti-Irish cry and the Lords would be in no unpopular
+position in rejecting a scheme which they would allege meant
+dismemberment. Of course, if the Liberals then promised to
+dissolve, it is hard to believe that with our support they would
+not win, but it must be remembered that Liberals are not united
+in our favour, and though Mr. Gladstone could keep them
+together, yet men like Hartington and Harcourt would secretly
+sympathise with the Tories, and would certainly not show
+enthusiasm in rallying the constituencies on an Irish cry. I don't
+believe a bit in principle being of any account with English parties.
+Look at the way Chamberlain spoke of Ireland when he was
+baulked of coming over. Read&mdash;to take a minor creature&mdash;Osborne
+Morgan's speeches. Mr. Gladstone is the only one who
+has shown no bitterness and has kept the controversy in what
+the Germans call the <i>heitern regionen wo die reinen formen wohnen</i>.
+Of course I admit that we have given great cause for bitterness,
+but I maintain that we could not have fought successfully in any
+other style, whereas the English, with their bayonets to rely on,
+need not grudge us Billingsgate&mdash;though certainly we have not
+been allowed the exclusive use of this feeble weapon.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I was glad to read Childers' speech, which produced an
+excellent impression here by its moderation and practicalness.
+With regard to a plan, Parnell asked Sexton and myself to try
+and draw up something, but we were so busy&mdash;that without a
+good library, which we have not here, easily available, the task
+is appalling. Parnell's idea is to abolish the Lord Lieutenancy,
+strike a financial balance between the two countries, giving, as
+our Imperial quota, an average on ten years' returns of Irish
+contributions with the cost of ruling Ireland deducted. This
+would get rid of the Irish Parliament voting or refusing supplies,
+as the sum would be a fixed one, and if we did not pay it we could
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P261"></a>261}</span>
+very easily be compelled. He would be for retaining the Irish
+members at Westminster, and I suppose there would not be
+much trouble in the arrangement being made in that case, that
+they should be summoned by the Speaker to debate affairs which
+he declared Imperial or Irish, and in the English Legislature
+taking them at a particular period of the Session for the sake of
+convenience. I think we should have full power over everything
+here except the Army and the Navy, as I cannot see what other
+interest England has here. If we pay her a due taxation, what
+possible care of hers is it how else we order our affairs? As for
+the minority, the Protestants would soon realise they were safe
+with the Catholics (and they would be the pets of our people).
+Let there be, by all means, every guarantee given for their
+protection however. If the Tories come in they would give us
+Protection, I am sure, but would stipulate for terms for the
+landlords.&mdash;Faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Oct. 18, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Just before the end of the Session
+Herbert Gladstone came to me, and asked me to endeavour to
+arrange some sort of <i>modus vivendi</i> with the Irish. His father,
+he said, required time, if any joint action was to be taken in the
+next Parliament, to gain over the Whigs, and he was determined
+not to lead unless he had a united party behind him. I told
+Herbert Gladstone that I was convinced that Parnell, for various
+reasons, did not want an arrangement and that he would prefer
+to remain an irreconcilable, but that it might be possible to
+influence him through Healy and others. So I sent to Healy,
+who came over to England. Healy explained that personally
+he was strongly in favour of an arrangement, but that any one
+going against Parnell would be nowhere just now, because the
+Irish had got it into their heads that union was strength. But
+he promised to do all that he could. Then I went abroad. On
+my return Herbert wrote to ask what had been done. Healy
+replied that a Committee consisting of Sexton, T. P. O'Connor,
+etc., had been appointed to look into federations generally, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P262"></a>262}</span>
+to report thereon, but that Parnell hardly spoke to his followers
+upon political matters, beyond such as concerned the Irish
+elections, and he went into various details as to what he thought
+would prove satisfactory. This letter I sent to Hawarden, and
+got back a letter stating the views of the G.O.M., the phrase
+being always "I" or "I think my father" as had been agreed.
+The G.O.M. says that he is disposed to grant the fullest Home
+Rule etc., but that he does not think it is desirable to formulate
+a scheme before the elections, and he again presses for the Irish
+minimum. I have sent this to Healy. Evidently the game of
+the G.O.M. is to endeavour to unite the Party on Irish Legislation,
+and to make that his <i>cheval de bataille</i>; but he says that he
+will do nothing unless he can get some assurance that the Irish
+will in the main back him up. I don't think that they will, but,
+with such strange creatures, there is no knowing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I spent yesterday morning with our friend Randolph. He
+says that the Conservatives count upon 280 returns in their
+favour, and that if they get anything like this they will not resign,
+and they hope to remain in office for two or three years, owing
+to the coalition between the Whigs, the Irish, and the Radicals.
+He says that Hartington, who up to now has been very guarded
+in his observations, now in private denounces you, and vows
+that he will not stand it. In his (Randolph's) opinion, he will
+withdraw from politics. If he does not, Randolph anticipates
+that the outcome will be an Aberdeen Ministry. Randolph
+looks very ill, though he says that he is pretty well. He is taking
+digitalis for his heart, and says that he is certain that the late
+hours in the House of Commons will knock him up....
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+What is the real feeling in the country I do not know, but I
+have in the last fortnight attended some of the meetings of the
+nonentities who are contesting the Metropolitan Constituencies,
+and here you are first and the rest nowhere. The Whigs seem
+to have disappeared entirely. My impression is that they have
+all gone over to the Conservatives, and that the Whig leaders
+are&mdash;if the country is to be judged by the metropolis&mdash;entirely
+without followers. When you allude to Goschen there are
+groans, when you allude to Hartington there is silence; and you
+have to get up a cheer for the G.O.M. by dwelling upon his
+noble heart and that sort of trash. I think, however, that
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P263"></a>263}</span>
+the Conservatives will gain more seats in London than we
+anticipate.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+By the way, I do not think that the alliance of Randolph
+with the Irish is going on very smoothly. He complained to me
+that it was impossible to trust Parnell, and that the Maamtrasna
+business had been sprung as a surprise. Before the Conservatives
+came in, Parnell told me that he would support the Conservatives
+on no Coercion Bill, a scheme for buying out the landlords, and
+money expended in further works. No sooner were they in than
+he told me that the feeling in Ireland was so strong for Home
+Rule that it must be pushed forward. My own experience of
+Parnell is that he never makes a bargain without intending to
+get out of it, and that he has either a natural love of treachery,
+or considers that promises are not binding when made to a
+Saxon....
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Would it not be possible to have one grand Bill for local
+government in both islands, and settling the difference between
+local and Imperial Sessions. It might be made so as to oblige
+English Conservatives to oppose it in their own interests, and
+sufficiently strong to make it difficult for the Irish to reject it
+on the second reading?&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Oct. 20, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;Thanks for your most interesting
+letter, which confirms my suspicions as to the intentions of our
+great chief. I was led to them in the first instance by the speeches
+of H. G. at Leeds&mdash;he is generally inspired, I think.
+Mr. G. himself was cautious with me at Hawarden, though he did not
+conceal that his present interest was in the Irish question, and
+he seemed to think that a policy for dealing with it might be
+found which would unite us all and which would necessarily
+throw into the background those minor points of difference about
+the schools and small holdings which threaten to drive the Whigs
+into the arms of the Tories or into retirement. But I agree with
+you that the <i>modus vivendi</i> cannot be found. First, because all
+Liberals are getting weary of making concessions to Parnell,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P264"></a>264}</span>
+and will not stand much more of it, and secondly, because Parnell
+cannot be depended on to keep any bargain. I believe, therefore,
+that Mr. G.'s plans will come to naught.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I hope Randolph Churchill is all out in his calculations. I
+do not give the Tories more than 200. Of course the future
+depends on the result of the Elections, but my impression is that
+Hartington will yield, grumbling as usual, but still yielding.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The effect of the campaign I have just completed has surprised
+me. I really had no idea at first of giving more than a "friendly
+lead" to candidates in the new constituencies. The idiotic
+opposition of the Whigs and the abuse of the Tories has turned
+my gentle hint into a great national policy&mdash;and now it must be
+forced on at all hazards. The majority of new County candidates
+are pledged to it&mdash;ditto Scotch members, ditto London. In
+Lancashire it is not so strong, as there are signs of rebellion in
+the constituencies against the half-hearted orders of the local
+Caucus.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I fear we cannot run English and Irish Local Government in
+one Bill&mdash;the present conditions are so absolutely dissimilar&mdash;but
+we will consider this again, if we have the opportunity. I
+am glad to say there is a good chance that Goschen will be
+defeated at Edinburgh. The working men are dead against him.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On the whole I am satisfied with the outlook. The first
+difficulty is to find fellow-workers: the rank and file are all right,
+but there is an awful lack of Generals, and even of non-commissioned
+officers.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Oct. 20, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I send you enclosed to look at.[<a id="chap11fn7text"></a><a href="#chap11fn7">7</a>] I
+have forwarded copy to Healy. Evidently the G.O.M. is
+getting a little anxious about the Election, and is now trying to
+persuade the Parnellites that they must try and get pledges
+from the Conservatives, because he knows that they cannot.
+As he says, the Land question is the difficulty, because he is not
+prepared to admit that its regulation in Ireland is involved in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P265"></a>265}</span>
+Local Government, and that it in no way affects the integrity
+of the Empire, whether land in Kilkenny belongs to this man or
+that. I have pointed out to Healy that the difficulty might
+perhaps be turned by supporting your plan of compulsory purchase
+by local authorities in both islands, and I have explained to him
+the meaning of a fair price&mdash;viz. such an amount as would give
+the landlord the same net income in consols or Government bonds,
+as he gets now from his land, or ought to get, and I have urged
+upon him that if such a Bill were passed, and if there were Home
+Rule in Ireland, the Irish might surely make things so
+uncomfortable to the landlords that they would be glad to clear out
+for very little.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Would it not be a good plan to have one grand Bill, coupling
+together local self-government here, and Home Rule in Ireland?
+We should in that way get the Irish votes for England, and if the
+portions of the Bill really do give substantial Home Rule in
+Ireland, I greatly doubt whether the Irish would venture to vote
+against the second reading. They might develop their views
+and swagger in Committee. If this Bill were coupled with
+another on your lines respecting land, the two questions could be
+solved, or your purchase claims might form part of the Bill. At
+the bottom of the difficulty is the G.O.M. He still hankers first
+after the Whigs, and is not sound on the land question...,
+and is bent upon that difficult task of making oil and water
+combine. Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Oct. 23, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;My last letter has partly anticipated
+yours of 21st. I return H. G.'s communication. He has
+apparently his father's capacity for mystification, for I cannot
+possibly make out what he is really driving at.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Does he imagine that the Tories can be committed beforehand
+to support a small Liberal majority in some scheme of
+advanced Local Govt.?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He must be an <i>ingenuus puer</i>. For my part I believe in leaving
+the Irishmen to "stew in their own juice." My proposal is the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P266"></a>266}</span>
+maximum that English Radicals will stand and a great deal more
+than the Whigs will accept. It had practically been agreed to
+by Parnell, and yet he threw it over at the last moment. It is
+impossible to depend on him and it is much better policy now
+to play the waiting game. If Randolph is right we shall be the
+better for not being pledged.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am sure, however, that he is wrong, but even then we shall
+be much stronger in negotiation when we have a majority at
+our backs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the G.O.M. were ill-advised enough to propose a separate
+Parliament, he will find very little support from any section of
+the party.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Nov. 12, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;This is the last communication
+from Healy, which he wants sent to the G.O.M. So I send it
+through the usual channel. After saying that he will do his best
+for Lefevre, he says:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote" style="margin-left: 5%">
+"It is very difficult for us to adopt a piecemeal policy,
+although it certainly is the intention to issue instructions
+that in regard to half a dozen Liberals, they shall be
+supported at all hazards, but so far as I can gather the working
+of Parnell's mind up to the present, it is not certain that he
+will go against the Liberals bald-headed, if at all.
+T. P. O'Connor is strong for supporting the Tories. If we could
+have an understanding with the leaders, it would settle this
+and every other question. It seems to me curious that we
+are now to be asked to define our demands, on a question
+on which English Statesmen do not need much instruction,
+seeing that in 1881, when the agrarian question was
+certainly complicated, nobody dreamed of asking our opinion,
+but on the contrary the beauty of the measure was that it
+was supposed to be disapproved by the Nationalists. I
+cannot, therefore, help feeling that this demand for a plan
+from us is simply a desire for our discomfort, and the profit
+of the English. If there is really earnestness in the Liberal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P267"></a>267}</span>
+Party next Session (should they be in a majority) to settle
+the Irish question, I do not think they will find us
+unreasonable. God knows it is time we were at peace, but if they
+insist on forcing on us a Bill, which we denounce, and which
+we shall wreck in the working, the contest between the two
+countries will grow more aggravated than ever. Spencer
+and Forster were hit a thousand times more than Trevelyan,
+and yet they never went pushing about, spitting gall as he
+has done. The G.O.M. is the father of them all, and I do
+urge him to develop a little the lines of his first speech which
+I have just read."
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote" style="text-indent: 0">
+And then he goes into a puff of the G.O.M.'s Article against
+Darwin, which, it seems, delights the Roman Catholics.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Could you not give them a few smooth words in a speech,
+particularly in regard to land. They have taken it into their
+silly heads that you are now their enemy, and as they have
+eighty votes it is just as well to clear this illusion away.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Nov. 16, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;This is the proposal to the Irish,
+which I forward.[<a id="chap11fn8text"></a><a href="#chap11fn8">8</a>] It is in reply to Healy's last communication.
+You will see that the question of the land etc., being under the
+control of the Irish Chamber, is shirked.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Nov. 22, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;You see, Parnell has gone against
+the Liberals. I felt certain he would. He has been playing
+with those around him and has intentionally deceived some of
+his own friends. I really think he will force us all, Radicals and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P268"></a>268}</span>
+Liberals, to reject all arrangements with him. If we had a good
+Speaker with dictatorial powers he could stop Irish obstruction
+and P.'s power in Ireland would be shaken as soon as the people
+saw he was impotent in Parliament.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We are having a much harder fight than we expected. I
+think we shall win all our seats here, but it is a hard pull. The
+Tories are very confident and are regaining courage in the
+counties. My hope is that the labourers will lie courageously&mdash;promise
+to the Tories and vote for us....&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Nov. 25, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;That undaunted sportsman the
+G.O.M. is still hankering after the Irish and his general scheme
+of pacification. I get a letter from Rosebery every day, asking
+for this and that information. I have written to say that if the
+Liberals get a majority, it may be possible to negotiate, but that
+at present it is a mere waste of time to try anything.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We have been losing for a very clear reason. You put
+forward a good Radical programme. This would have taken.
+But no sooner had you put it forward than Hartington and
+others denounced it. Then the G.O.M. proposed that any
+question should be shunted to the dim and distant future,
+and that all should unite to bring him back to power, with
+a Coalition Ministry&mdash;in fact the old game which had already
+resulted in shilly shally. I think the inhabitants of towns
+have shown their wisdom in preferring even the Conservatives
+to this. I want to find the people on our side, who
+are against disestablishment. Some Peers and leaders are, but
+the masses go for it. They are simply sulky at being told that
+everything must knock under to Peers and Whigs. This is how
+I read the elections. Our only hope now is in the "cow," and here
+too I am afraid that the Whigs will have thrown cold water on
+all enthusiasm. I am not myself particularly sorry at what is
+occurring. A year or two of opposition will be far better&mdash;from
+the Radical standpoint&mdash;than a Cabinet with a Whig majority
+in it. With all the elements of disintegration, we surely shall
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P269"></a>269}</span>
+be able to render Conservative legislation impossible, and to
+force on a dissolution very soon, when your Caucus must come
+out with a clear and definite programme. Milk may be good for
+babes, but Whig milk will not do for electors. The Whigs have
+dished themselves, thank God. Even Gladstone's name goes
+for little at public meetings. Yours is the only one which makes
+any one stand up and cheer.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 1, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I quite agree with you. But
+would it not be well to make it clear that the Election was run
+on the Whig and not on the Tory Programme?[<a id="chap11fn9text"></a><a href="#chap11fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I should imagine that the Irish will come round. The aim
+of the Conservatives will be to keep in a short time with their aid,
+then to quarrel with them, and to seek to hold their own against
+the Irish and the Radicals by a combination with the Whigs.
+This scheme Randolph Churchill explained to me a short time ago.
+If G.O.M. still hankers after an alliance with the Irish, it
+may be possible to arrange one, which would cause a split between
+him and his Whig friends. He was always wanting to know as
+soon as possible what could be effected, because he said that he
+wanted time to gain over some of his late colleagues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am not the least surprised at results. Putting aside the
+Irish vote and bad times, was it likely that there would be great
+enthusiasm for a cause, which was explained to be to relegate
+everything of importance to the dim distant future, and to unite
+in order to bring back to power the old lot, with all their doubts
+and hesitations, under a leader who was always implying, without
+meaning it, that he meant to retire?&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIGN MANSIONS, BRIGHTON, Dec. 3, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;This afternoon I got a telegram
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P270"></a>270}</span>
+from Randolph to say he was coming down, and I have had him
+here all the evening.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He says (but don't have it from me) that, if a vote of want of
+confidence is not proposed, they will adjourn for three weeks
+after the Speaker is chosen. If they have a majority with the
+Irish, he says that they are inclined to throw their Speaker as a
+sop to the Irish, and evidently he has a scheme in his head to
+get Hicks-Beach elected Speaker, and to take his place himself.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He told me that he had given in a memorandum to Lord
+Salisbury about the state of parties in the House of Commons,
+in which he puts down Hartington as worth 200 votes, and you
+for the balance. They intend to give a <i>non possumus</i> to all
+proposals for Home Rule, and they expect to be supported by
+Hartington, even if the G.O.M. goes for Home Rule. Salisbury
+is ready to resign the Premiership to Hartington if necessary,
+and the new Party is to be called the "Coalition Party." It
+appears that the G.O.M. (but this I have vowed not to tell)
+has given in to the Queen a scheme of Home Rule, with a sort of
+Irish President at the head, who is to be deposed by the Queen
+and Council, if necessary.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Should they not be turned out, they will at once start a
+discussion on Procedure.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Is not the cow working wonders for us? Next time we must
+have an urban cow.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 4, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash; ... The "urban cow" is the
+great difficulty. I put my money on free schools, but,
+judging by London, the electors do not care much about it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Things are going better for us. I was forced to speak yesterday
+at Leicester, and you will see I had a dig at the Whigs. I
+will drive the knife in on the 17th.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Surely Hartington will not be such a fool as to make a coalition.
+If he is inclined that way I should be happy to give him a
+lift. It would be the making of the Radical party.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the Tories go against Peel they will irritate Hartington and
+the Moderates. I don't care a straw either way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P271"></a>271}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I should warmly support any proposals for amendment of
+Procedure which gave more power to the majority.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;We must keep the Tories in for some time. If R. Churchill
+will not play the fool, I certainly should not be inclined
+to prefer a weak Liberal or Coalition Government to a weak
+Tory one. His best policy is to leave us to deal with the Whigs
+and not to compel us to unite the party against the
+Tories.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J.C.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 7, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash; ... The G.O.M. is very anxious to
+come in again. I am not, and I think we must sit on his Irish
+proposals. It will require a careful steering to keep the Radical
+boat head to the wind.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Foljambe is out, for which I am devoutly thankful. There
+goes another Moderate Liberal and Hartington's speech did not
+help him. I hope E. Cavendish will go too. He is not safe.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Dec. 7, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;Thanks for your postings. As far as I can
+make out your party will be in a minority of 5 or 6 when all is
+over a couple of days hence. We shall have 86 in our party.
+I have not seen Parnell for over a fortnight and know nothing
+of his mind except that I think it significant he should have told
+his interviewer that he expected Home Rule from the Liberals.
+This, of course may have been a hint to prick up Salisbury, and
+it remains to be seen how it will work. But in my opinion we
+have no course but to turn out the Tories. Eighteen of their
+men are Irish, who would oppose tooth and nail every concession
+to us, and as they would vote against their own party on
+H. R. (supposing "Barkis is willing") that would count 36 against
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P272"></a>272}</span>
+them, which, of course, would hardly be made up to them by
+Liberal votes, as your party, with three or four exceptions, would
+stand coldly aside and rejoice to see them and us, combined, put in
+a minority. Looking at the matter in the most cynical manner,
+therefore, I don't see what P. can do but put out the
+Conservatives. With us you would have such an immense majority
+that you could spare the desertion of a score of rats amongst the
+Whigs, while many of the Borough Conservatives who owe their
+seats to us might abstain from a H. R. division.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As to the means of putting them out, I assume, if we were
+agreed as to terms, that it would be easy to move an amendment
+to the Address which we could support. Whether this should
+have relation directly to Ireland is a matter for the strategists
+of your party to consider, as while it would suit our book
+perfectly it might not rally all your men and might lead to
+inconvenient debate. It would, however, look odd in us, after
+denouncing you so bitterly, to put you in straightway on some
+by-issue, not in relation to self-government, and, moreover, as we
+should be strictly "dark horses" as to which side we should
+support, an Irish amendment would have the advantage of
+extracting from ministers certain expressions or promises in order
+to fetch us, which could be made great capital out of afterwards
+by you. Without having thought deeply on the strategical
+aspect of the situation, it occurs to me that the best thing would
+be to have an understanding with the Liberals and "play" the
+Government for a few weeks with the Irish fly to see would it
+rise, without actually landing them. Both you and we would
+then get time to see their programme and how their party
+swallowed it&mdash;so as to corner them afterwards.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is clear no scheme of Home Rule can be carried through the
+Lords without a dissolution, and then, with our help, you could
+have a majority of 200 over the Tories. But we should have
+a good registration of Voters' Bill passed first and some amendments
+of the Ballot Act. I think your people should at once get
+into touch with Parnell. He went to England this morning and
+should be seen by some one from your side. I agree with you
+that Mr. Gladstone alone can settle the Irish question. He is
+the only man with head and heart for the task, and the only man
+who can reduce to decency the contemptible cads who so largely
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P273"></a>273}</span>
+composed the last Liberal party. I thank God that so many of
+the howlers and gloaters over our sufferings have met their fate
+at the polls.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+BRIGHTON, Dec. 8, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I have just got a letter from
+Herbert Gladstone, which I have sent on to Healy.[<a id="chap11fn10text"></a><a href="#chap11fn10">10</a>]...
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have replied that it is very questionable whether any sort
+of arrangement can be come to with Parnell, but that, if so, it
+will be necessary for "Herbert" to explain precisely "logical
+issues and solid facts"&mdash;or, in other words, to let us have the
+maximum of concession.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I doubt Parnell agreeing to any scheme which "Herbert" may
+propose, their views are so divergent. But suppose that he does
+&mdash;would it not be well to use the G.O.M. to settle this question
+and get it out of the way. If he agrees with Parnell, he will not
+agree long with his Whig friends. So soon as the Irish question
+is over, something might be done to separate the Whigs entirely
+from the Radicals&mdash;or at least something to cause the G.O.M. to
+begin those ten years of probation which he requires before
+meeting his Maker.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Dec. 10, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;Better try, would a letter to Parnell at 9
+Palace Chambers, Westminster, find him, and ask him to make
+an appointment with you. There is no necessity to refer him
+to the correspondence that has taken place, but tell what you feel
+in a position to say on behalf of your party leaders. He must
+see that Gladstone must come in if we are to get anything, and
+the only thing I see to be settled is the ritual to be observed in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P274"></a>274}</span>
+bowing the Government out. I presume he will move an amendment
+to the Address, unless he has some satisfactory pledge from
+Salisbury, which I don't believe, and I don't believe in the power
+of Salisbury or anybody else to throw dust in Parnell's eyes.
+"Hard cash"[<a id="chap11fn11text"></a><a href="#chap11fn11">11</a>] or a Catholic University won't bait the Tory hook
+for us to swallow. I'm for the whole hog or none. I think it
+would be important if we could have some understanding as to
+the procedure, we, in the opinion of your leaders, should adopt
+as to the terms of an amendment to the Address. They might
+prefer it should be one they could speak on and not support, or
+both support and speak on. The latter seems most convenient
+in case it is thought better to turn the Government out immediately,
+so as to allow of the re-election of the new Ministers. My
+view, however, is (and it is not a strong one, because I have not
+heard the arguments contra) that it would be better to keep the
+Tories in a little for the reasons previously given, and also for
+the additional one that once they accept our help they will all
+be tarred with the Irish brush, and cannot afterwards complain
+of your party accepting an alliance by which they are not ashamed
+to profit. "Sour Grapes" would then be a complete answer to
+them in opposition.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The stupidity of men like Harcourt calling us "Fenians" is
+inconceivable. Personally I should not object to the epithet,
+which I regard by no means an ignoble one, but I can well
+forecast the use Churchill would make of it in opposition with Sir
+William in power by grace of the "Fenian" vote. "The Gods
+themselves fight in vain against stupidity."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If you exercise any control over the <i>Daily News</i>, it ought to
+keep your party straight by purging it of the rancour of defeat.
+Swear at us in private as much as you like, but avoid flinging
+bricks of the boomerang make. The <i>Daily News</i> calling the
+Anglo-Irish voters "clots of turbid intrigue" must have cost you
+a trifle at the polls. We can slang you <i>de droit</i> because we are
+powerless and irresponsible, but a governing body shall go "all
+delicately marching in most pellucid air." Excuse the
+philosophy!&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P275"></a>275}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S. W., Dec. 11, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;There is much in what you say,
+but the fear is that anything like a bargain with the Irish would
+be resented by the English and Scotch workmen and that a Tory-Whig
+Coalition appealing to their prejudices against a Radical-Parnellite
+alliance would carry all before them then. This is a
+real danger. I am convinced, from personal observation, that
+the workmen will not stand much more in the way of Irish
+conciliation or concessions to Parnell.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am clear that we had better bide our time and rub the
+Tories' noses well in the mess they have made. Till the
+16th.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Parnell to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+IRISH PARLIAMENTARY OFFICES,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+LONDON, S. W., Dec. 17, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I have only just opened your letters,
+as I have not been in London for some time. I will try and give
+you notice the next time I am in town, but my present impression
+is that it would be better to await events, and see what attitude
+the two English Parties may take towards each other at the
+commencement of the new Parliament.&mdash;Yours sincerely,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S MANSIONS,<br>
+ ST. JAMES'S PARK, Dec. 19, 1885.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I wrote to Hawarden in the sense
+we agreed on respecting your views&mdash;keeping, however, a good
+deal to the vague.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Yesterday morning came a letter from Parnell. Had only
+just received my letter, was passing through London, would say
+when he was coming back. Dilatory as usual. In the afternoon
+Healy arrived. He stayed six hours.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The sum of all amounted to this:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P276"></a>276}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote" style="margin-left: 5%">
+Parnell is half mad. We always act without him. He
+accepts this position; if he did not we should overlook him.
+Do not trouble yourself about him. Dillon, M'Carthy,
+O'Brien, Harrington, and I settle everything. When we
+agree, no one can disagree. We are all for an arrangement
+with the G.O.M. on terms. We are forming a "Cabinet." We
+shall choose it. We shall pass what we like in this
+Cabinet. We have never yet let out any secret. The
+Kilmainham revelations were let out by Forster and O'Shea.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote" style="margin-left: 5%">
+<i>Terms</i>.&mdash;G.O.M.'s plan.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Details</i>.&mdash;We agree to nomination for two Parliaments or five
+years; we like it, for we want to hold our own against Fenians.
+Protestant religious bodies may, if wished, elect representatives.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On contracts, we would agree to an appeal to the Judicial
+Committee of the House of Lords.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We would agree to any landlord having the right to sell his
+land to Irish State on valuation by present Commissioners,
+provided that all value of tenants' improvements were deducted.
+We do not go so far in land matters as Chamberlain&mdash;certainly
+not further.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On veto. We could not accept the veto of the Imperial
+Parliament. This is the corner-stone of independence in the
+minds of Irishmen. Several plans were suggested&mdash;two-thirds
+majority, etc. I think something might be worked out by means
+of a sound Privy Council.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We would assent to reasonable amendments by the Lords,
+but we should ask to be consulted.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We have no objection to a Prince. This would be a great
+sop to the "Loyalists."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Of course we must have the Police. We would reduce them
+to 3000&mdash;there are too many.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We claim to pay a quota&mdash;to raise this quota as we like; there is
+no fear of Protection. Parnell and some Belfast manufacturers are
+the only Protectionists in Ireland. Perhaps, however, we might
+give bounties for a time. If we did, we should pay them, not you.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If Bill thrown out in Lords, an Autumn Session; if thrown
+out again, to be brought in again in 1886, unless Mr. Gladstone
+prefers a dissolution.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P277"></a>277}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+No Procedure resolutions until Home Rule settled.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There are only three Judges to whom we object. One is old
+and deaf and wants to retire, another is dying (Lawson).
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If terms agreed to, never to come out that there were
+negotiations. We would regard ourselves as members of the Liberal
+party; occasionally indulge like you Radicals in a wild-cat vote,
+but vote with Liberals on all Parliamentary issues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have sent this with a lot more details to Hawarden.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Rosebery writes to tell me that the "revelations" are well
+received in Scotland, and that there will be no difficulty there.[<a id="chap11fn12text"></a><a href="#chap11fn12">12</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Do pray think how very advantageous it will be to get rid of
+these Irish.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, ST. JAMES'S PARK,<br>
+ Sunday, Dec. 21, 1885.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Healy came again to-day, and he
+tells me that the whole gang are now ready to accept the
+terms&mdash;provided that they are the terms. He stands absolutely against
+an Imperial Parliament veto and says that it is impossible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I proposed this:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A Royal Prince&mdash;a sort of King Log.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The reorganisation of the Irish Privy Council on a fair and
+reasonable basis.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The veto to be the Governor acting by the advice of the
+Privy Council&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, of a majority.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Governor to be changed on petition of two-thirds of the
+Assembly.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He thinks that this would do, and I have sent it to Hawarden.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Healy has seen Parnell, and, without speaking to him about
+negotiations, he came to the conclusion that there will be no
+opposition there.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Conservatives, I hear, have it in consideration to submit
+the Queen's Speech immediately, and to put up one of their men
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P278"></a>278}</span>
+to propose a vote of confidence, if there be no amendment on
+our side.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I asked Healy what the Irish would do then? He said, "If
+nothing is settled, walk out probably." "Then?" I asked. "Go
+with the Conservatives and turn out the Liberals."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But it seems to me that, without being sure of the support of
+the Irish, Mr. Gladstone could hardly take office.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If so, what then? Hartington?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Hartington is cuts with Churchill. He says that he has insulted
+him in his speeches, and that he will never speak to him again.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Churchill told me a few weeks ago that the Conservatives were
+determined to dissolve, if Home Rule were attempted, in order to
+protect the House of Lords. Would they have the courage to
+dissolve at once? Are they not rather calculating on Mr. Gladstone
+not being able to form a Government, and either coming back
+with the Whigs, or dissolving on the ground of a deadlock?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+How the revelation came out was this:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Herbert Gladstone told Reed of the Leeds paper his father's
+views. Reed told Mudford. Could this have been stupidity,
+or was it intentional by order of Papa?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The <i>Pall Mall</i> of yesterday was directly inspired from
+Hawarden. The channel was Norman. Certainly the ways of
+Mr. Gladstone are rather more mysterious than those of the Heathen
+Chinee. My reading of it is that he is simply insane to come
+in.... The Irish are suspicious of him, and intend to have things
+clear before they support him. Parnell says that he has a way of
+getting people to agree with him by the enunciation of generalities,
+but that when he has got what he wants, his general principles
+are not carried out as might have been anticipated. This is so
+true that I could not deny myself the pleasure of letting him know
+it. In this case, he will have to be a good deal more definite, if
+he is to count on the Irish.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My own conviction is that if the Irish get Home Rule, they
+will&mdash;with the exception of the land question&mdash;surprise us by
+their conservatism. Their first thing will be to pass some sort
+of very drastic legislation against the Fenians.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+What the next step will be, I don't exactly know. The Irish
+too want to know.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P279"></a>279}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Lord Randolph Churchill to Lord Salisbury</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+INDIA OFFICE, Dec. 22, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+... Now I have a great deal to tell you. Labouchere came
+to see me this morning. He asked me our intentions. I gave
+him the following information. I can rely upon him:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(l) That there would be no motion for adjournment after
+the 12th, but that business would be immediately proceeded
+with after three or four days' swearing. On this he said that,
+if we liked to go out on a motion for adjournment, he thought the
+other side might accommodate us. I told him that such an
+ineffably silly idea had never entered our heads. Then he told
+me that he had been asked whether he could ascertain if a certain
+statement as to a Tory Home Rule measure which appeared
+recently in the <i>Dublin Daily Express</i> was Ashbourne's measure,
+and if the Tories meant to say "Aye" or "No" to Home Rule;
+to which I replied that it had never crossed the mind of any
+member of the Government to dream even of departing from an
+absolute unqualified "No," and that all statements as to
+Ashbourne's plan were merely the folly of the <i>Daily News</i>. Then I
+was very much upset, for he proceeded to tell me that, on Sunday
+week last, Lord Carnarvon had met Justin M'Carthy, and had
+confided to him that he was in favour of Home Rule in some
+shape, but that his colleagues and his party were not ready, and
+asked whether Justin M'Carthy's party would agree to an enquiry,
+which he thought there was a chance of the Government agreeing
+to, and which would educate his colleagues and his party if
+granted and carried through. I was consternated, but replied
+that such a statement was an obvious lie; but, between ourselves,
+I fear it is not&mdash;perhaps not even an exaggeration or a
+misrepresentation. Justin M'Carthy is on the staff of the <i>Daily News</i>.
+Labouchere is one of the proprietors, and I cannot imagine any
+motive for his inventing such a statement. If it is true, Lord
+Carnarvon has played the devil. Then I told Labouchere that
+if the G.O.M. announced any Home Rule project, or indicated
+any such project and, by so doing, placed the Government in a
+minority, resignation was not the only course; but that there was
+another alternative which might even be announced in debate,
+and the announcement of which might complete the squandering
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P280"></a>280}</span>
+of the Liberal party, and that his friend at Hawarden had better
+not omit altogether that card from his calculations as to his
+opponents' hands. Lastly, I communicated to him that, even
+if the Government went out and Gladstone introduced a Home
+Rule Bill, I should not hesitate, if other circumstances were
+favourable, to agitate Ulster even to resistance beyond constitutional
+limits; that Lancashire would follow Ulster, and would
+lead England; and that he was at liberty to communicate this
+fact to the G.O.M.[<a id="chap11fn13text"></a><a href="#chap11fn13">13</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE,<br>
+ Dec. 22, 1885.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I got a long letter from Hawarden
+this morning. The substance is, "Let the Irish get a positive
+assurance from the Conservatives that they will do nothing, and
+his tongue will be free." This I send to Healy.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have been spending the morning with Churchill. His
+plan is this. Queen's Speech at once&mdash;in address an expression
+of confidence. Liberals to draw G.O.M., Churchill to get up
+and say that obviously he intends to propose Home Rule. If so,
+adverse vote will be followed by dissolution. Will they dare to
+do this? Churchill says that they will, and that I might privately
+tell Mr. Gladstone this.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He vowed that Brett had given Parnell a written statement
+from Mr. Gladstone.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Healy told me to ask whether there were any direct negotiations
+with Parnell.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Hawarden replies: "There are no negotiations going on
+between Parnell and my father, who has constantly from the
+first, declared, etc., etc."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Who are we to believe? Mr. Gladstone, as we know, has a
+very magnificent conscience, but he will finish by being too clever
+by half, if he tries to play Healy off against Parnell, who, as I
+told you, is not much more than a figurehead.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P281"></a>281}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;Churchill says that they hear that Goschen has been
+playing a double game&mdash;that to win over Hartington he became
+a Balaam.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 23, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Has this occurred to you? The
+Whigs evidently will not stand Mr. Gladstone's proposals. If
+you therefore were to rally to them, you would clear the nest of
+these nuisances, and, as Mr. Gladstone cannot last very long,
+become the leader of the Opposition or of the Government&mdash;a
+consummation that we all want.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think that the Customs matter would not be a <i>sine qua non</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Imperial matters would be few. We are against wars. The
+main Imperial question would be for extra money&mdash;in case of
+wars. In the main the Irish would be with us&mdash;their views about
+land are much yours&mdash;I should fancy therefore that, provided we
+have a clear distinction between local and imperial affairs, we
+should soon be the very best of friends.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+That Mr. Gladstone will go on, I think pretty certain,
+because&mdash;excellent and good man as he is&mdash;he sees that his only
+chance is, to get the Irish. He is now engaged in a game of
+dodging. He has invented as usual a "principle"&mdash;that he can
+go into no details until he officially knows that the Government
+will do nothing. The object is to get the Irish on generalities.
+They, however, are quite up to this, and even supposing that they
+were to vote with us, they would at once turn him out, if he were
+to play pranks. I do not quite therefore see how he could come
+in without some sort of secret understanding with them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now, what would satisfy them?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On customs, as I have said, there would be no great difficulty.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Ditto on protection to minorities.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Remains the veto.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+They are anxious to get over it, but cannot accept the Imperial
+Parliament. Would it be to our advantage that they should?
+We should be continually having rows in Parliament about their
+Acts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+When I saw Healy on Sunday I suggested this:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P282"></a>282}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A King Log in the person of a Member of the Royal Family.
+The veto to be exercised by King Log with the consent of his
+Privy Council.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Privy Council to be entirely reorganised, or the present
+lot to be swamped by men&mdash;not ultras, but of moderate character.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Things would then work out by some of the Irish Ministers
+being made Privy Councillors.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This he said the Irish would accept.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now, with such a plan, with nominated Members for five
+years, and with representation of Protestant Synods and such
+like bodies, would there be much fear?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+What the Irish are afraid of are the Fenians. This is why
+they snap at nominated Members, although they may perhaps
+openly protest.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If I can get hold of Morley, I will have a talk with him; he is,
+I think, of a secretive nature.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Suppose that the worst occurs&mdash;an immediate dissolution&mdash;the
+rural cow would still do its work, for it might be put that the
+Tories are really dissolving not for Ireland but to prevent the
+cow being given. On other urban cows Mr. Gladstone would be
+very much in your hands, for to get into power, I really believe
+that he would not only give up Ireland, but Mrs. Gladstone and
+Herbert.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Churchill is going to Ireland. It is an old promise, he says,
+to go for Christmas to Fitzgibbon, and nothing to do with politics.
+Did I tell you that when I said that I knew that Carnarvon had
+been intriguing with Archbishop Walsh, he said that Walsh was
+a very ambitious man, and would not long remain under Parnell,
+and that Carnarvon had tried to square the Education question
+with him?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Let us even suppose that we are beaten at the elections.
+There would a Tory-Whig Government. How long would it
+last?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Hartington seems to be on bad terms all round. Churchill
+tells me that he (Hartington) declines to meet him or speak to
+him on the score of his speeches. Evidently he is confederating
+with Goschen, and probably Forster will become a third in the
+triumvirate? They do not strike me as precisely the men who
+will ever act with you, unless you knock under to them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P283"></a>283}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is by no means certain that we should be beaten at an
+election. Mr. Gladstone is still a power. Rosebery says that
+the Scotch are all right. The Irish vote has turned and will turn
+many elections. Our cards, therefore, if boldly and well played,
+are by no means such as would warrant the hands being thrown
+up.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;Is Churchill reckoning with his party when he talks
+about an immediate dissolution? How will its Members like
+being sent back to their Constituents? Many are hard up.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Dec. 23, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;Thanks for your views. If Churchill and his
+lot want to stay in, in order to thwart us and Mr. Gladstone, then
+I say, by all means, let them have a few months office, and let us
+give them&mdash;well&mdash;purgatory for a bit and see how they take
+it. It seems to me that opinion is not quite ripe enough yet
+amongst your party to swallow strong meat. I therefore think
+a while in the cold would teach them whether Mr. Gladstone was
+wiser than the tuppence ha-penny intelligence of his rank and
+file. What the God-fearing Radical evidently wants is a course
+of Tory slaughter abroad, and sixpence on the income tax, and
+we are just the boys to help them to it. Opinion here in loyalist
+circles seems to take it for granted that Gladstone needs a check
+from his own party, and I confess it has somewhat the aspect of
+it. So it seems to me we shall have to turn round and "educate"
+the Liberal party, since they won't allow the greatest man they
+ever had to do so. A pretty mess they will be in, unless they
+seize this opportunity under his leadership of consolidating
+their party. I should like to know what would become of them
+without Gladstone? You would have Chamberlain and Hartington
+cutting each other's throats and the Tories standing
+laughing by, profiting by your divisions! And what should we
+be doing? You may be sure whatever was worst for the Liberal
+party. You may dissolve fifty times, but until you dissolve
+us out of existence, there we'll be, a thorn&mdash;aye, a bayonet in
+your sides. Here we were with the chance of getting all Ireland
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P284"></a>284}</span>
+round to some moderate scheme that would end for ever the feud
+between the two countries, and now it appears that some gentlemen
+who were born yesterday, and couldn't tell the difference
+between a Moonlighter and an Orangeman, propose to spoil the
+whole thing&mdash;and in the interest of the "Empire" forsooth. I
+venture to think that the statesman who had the boldness to
+think out some proposition for the pacification of this island&mdash;small
+as it is&mdash;is the best friend the Empire has had for many a
+long day! My heart is sick when I read the extracts telegraphed
+from the English papers to think these are the idiots we have to
+deal with and to argue with. It is almost a justification of
+O'Donovan Rossa. They have Moses and the Prophets, but
+they want a sign from Heaven. Of course, I know there are
+ten thousand difficult details to be settled, but these men don't
+want to settle anything. They have some party dodge to serve,
+and Ireland is their happy hunting ground. Let them take care
+that the quarrel is not a poisoned morsel for their dogs. Churchill
+babbles of coming over to rouse the Orangemen! <i>Je lui promets
+des emotions</i>. He had better bring Gorst with him to rally the
+"re-actionary Ulster members." If these men think as well
+as talk this blague, England is very lucky in her rulers.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But to quit apostrophe (which you must pardon) what are
+we to do? Can we expect Mr. Gladstone to bear the battle on
+his single shield? Is it not plain that if we plunge into Home
+Rule plans just now before your intelligent public apply their
+enlightened minds to it we shall get far less than what we should
+get by waiting and worrying you for a few years? We are all
+young, and though British saws won't bear me out, you are a
+very fickle and unstable people, while ours has the tenacity of
+700 years to carry us through. We can wait awhile and see who
+gets the worst of it, and if we are beaten in our time&mdash;well, there
+are plenty of young men and young women in Ireland to breed
+future difficulties for you. Some of us thought as Nationalists
+we were making a great sacrifice in being willing to give up our
+ideals, but the spirit in which we are met shows how much our
+surrender is appreciated by the individuals who subscribed for
+cartridges for the Hungarians, Italians, and Poles. The curse
+of being the sport of your two parties is in itself the best argument
+for the necessity of Home Rule.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P285"></a>285}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As for Churchill, a great deal of what he told you I take to
+be bluff&mdash;told for the purposes of intimidation. I don't believe
+they'd dissolve, and if they are so inclined we ought not to give
+them the chance but help them over the stile, in order to trip
+them up at some better opportunity. When we beat them a few
+times, say on their estimates, and worry them on adjournments
+and motions, they will be in a much less heroic mood than they
+are now. Slow poison is a better medicine for them than the
+happy dispatch! By hanging on their skirts for a few weeks,
+snubbing them and humiliating them at every opportunity, they
+will be in a much more reasonable frame of mind than they are
+now, and meantime perhaps your young lions could be reduced
+to reason and your old ones have their claws trimmed. It is no
+good talking about the details of Home Rule, when the very
+mention of the word gives half the Liberal party the shivers.
+The men that won't take Mr. Gladstone for a leader to-day will
+have to take Mr. Parnell to-morrow, for assuredly things cannot
+rest as they are. Mr. Gladstone's enemies just now are England's
+and Ireland's worst enemies also. He alone can settle the question
+moderately and satisfactorily, yet he is assailed by his own
+party as if he were some reckless junior acting not from the
+ripeness of knowledge and sagacity, but through some adolescent's
+lust of untasted power! Your party ought to get up an
+altar to Mundella and put his long nose in the tabernacle. It is
+sweet to know that he has controlled the education of British
+youth.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A happy Christmas to you, my dear Labouchere.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 23, 1885.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;Surely Randolph's policy will not
+work. A dissolution within a few weeks of the General Election
+would be very unpopular and indeed unjustifiable, unless the
+whole Liberal party followed Mr. Gladstone in a Home Rule
+proposal. But it is clear he will be left in the lurch, if he
+proposes it, by the majority of the party, and in these circumstances
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P286"></a>286}</span>
+a dissolution would not help the Tories, and would probably
+unite the Liberals under Hartington&mdash;while Mr. Gladstone would
+retire.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I should have thought the Tory game would have been to
+go out and to leave Mr. Gladstone to form a Government if he
+can.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Unless he repudiates Home Rule this would be impossible,
+while if he does repudiate it he would have the Irish against him
+and could not get on for a month.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I shall be in London on the 4th January, and could dine with
+you to meet Randolph on that evening&mdash;if convenient.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I shall not be up again till the 11th. Have they finally
+settled to go straight on with the address and without any
+adjournment?&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+INDIA OFFICE, Dec. 24, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I am engaged to be at Hatfield on the
+4th. That compared morally with your proposed "festin" will
+be as Heaven is to Hell, but my sinful spirit will sigh regretfully
+after Hell. I am making enquiries as to your letter which you
+suggested to me yesterday, but have not yet received a reply.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I thought over Justin M'Carthy's story about Carnarvon.
+It must be a lie, for on Sunday last the latter was in London.
+He came over on the Friday previous for the Cabinets on the
+following Monday and Tuesday.&mdash;Yours ever,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+RANDOLPH S. C.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;The weak point of your accusation in this week's
+<i>Truth</i> of treachery on the part of the Government is that the
+announcement of Gladstone's having written a letter to the
+Queen first appeared in <i>The Daily News</i>![<a id="chap11fn14text"></a><a href="#chap11fn14">14</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now we are not likely to take Mr. Hill[<a id="chap11fn15text"></a><a href="#chap11fn15">15</a>] as our confidant.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P287"></a>287}</span></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 24, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Churchill writes:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"I am engaged to be at Hatfield on the 4th. That,
+compared with the society of you and 'Joe,' ought to be as
+Heaven is to Hell, but my sinful spirit sighs regretfully
+after Hell."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+They go on without adjournment, estimating that the swearing
+can be done in three or four days.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Rosebery writes to say that he has heard nothing from Hawarden
+since he wrote urging silence, a suggestion which he supposed
+was not appreciated. All I know, he says, is that Mr. Gladstone
+is devilish in earnest about the matter.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Supposing that the Radicals went against Home Rule, the
+fight with the Irish would be long. Don't you think that the
+country would think that it would be better fought by the
+Conservatives than by the Radicals? They would&mdash;with pleasure&mdash;make
+it last long. It would be like the French wars to Pitt.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I saw Harcourt yesterday. He told me that he had been to
+see you, and seemed to me sitting on the fence. "What I am
+thinking of," he said, "is that if the Irish found that they could
+get nothing, they would resort again to dynamite." I told him
+that I thought that <i>his</i> life would not be worth a week's purchase.
+Was there ever such a timorous Sambo?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Henry Oppenheim tells me that Hartington dined with him
+a few days ago, and that so far as he could make out he seemed
+inclined to stand by Mr. Gladstone.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 24, 1885.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I do not think the Irish proposals
+are possible. If they refuse control of Imperial Parliament,
+there is really nothing left but separation. A hybrid arrangement
+with nominations, Privy Councils, etc., would not stand
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P288"></a>288}</span>
+examination and would be a perpetual source of friction and
+further trouble.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I do not believe in their Conservative legislation. They
+mean it, but the American Fenians would be too strong for them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is much fascination in your suggestion of Radical policy,
+especially in the chance of dishing the Whigs whom I hate more
+than the Tories.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But it won't do. English opinion is set strongly against
+Home Rule and the Radical party might be permanently (<i>i.e.</i>
+for our time) discredited by a concession on this point.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We must "lie low" and watch&mdash;avoiding positive committal
+as far as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Did I tell you that the G.O.M. thanked me for my last
+speech?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I doubt if he has made up his own mind yet or formulated
+any definite scheme.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He has several times repeated the phrase "supremacy of
+Parliament."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am informed on good authority&mdash;the best in fact&mdash;that
+there is no truth in the statement that he has submitted a
+statement to the Queen. As Randolph is quite wrong about this,
+he must be taken as a doubtful authority in other matters also.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I suppose that if he is going to Ireland he will not be back in
+time for dinner on the 4th.&mdash;Yours ever,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, ST. JAMES'S PARK,<br>
+ Christmas Day, 1885.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;This is Churchill's statement
+about the Queen. When they came in they were told that there
+was a Home Rule scheme of Mr. Gladstone's and it was shown
+to Salisbury. I suspect that it is true, for no sooner was
+Mr. Gladstone out than Herbert began&mdash;on the ground that his
+father wanted exactly to know the Irish minimum, in order to
+have time to treat the matter with his friends.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I place as the basis of Mr. Gladstone's action an almost insane
+desire to come into office. Now he knows that so far as <i>he</i> is
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P289"></a>289}</span>
+concerned, this can only be done by squaring the Irish. At
+76 a waiting policy may be a patriotic one, but it is one of
+personal effacement. This is not precisely the line of our revered
+leader.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Randolph says he is only going to Ireland, as he has done on
+previous years, to pass Christmas with Fitzgibbon.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;Healy and I have elaborated a letter containing the
+Irish minimum.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+INDIA OFFICE, Dec. 25, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;My correspondent with whom you
+thought you might correspond with advantage does not wish
+now to be drawn.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Very Private</i>. G.O.M. has written what is described to me
+as a "marvellous letter" to Arthur Balfour, to the effect that he
+thinks "it will be a public calamity if this great question should
+fall into the line of party conflict," and saying that he desires the
+question should be settled by the present Government. He be
+damned!&mdash;Yours ever,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+RANDOLPH S. C.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Xmas, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;It may be that Brett is the go-between, and
+therefore that Gladstone could use the views of others to head
+off Parnell. Now as I believe we should speak with one voice
+and chime the same note, I don't think it would be well for me to
+say anything at present beyond thanking you for all your
+kindness. I mean anything to any one but yourself. Harcourt's
+views quite interest me, and he is quite right, for if our people
+are disappointed after the visions held out to them, they cannot
+be held in. This country could easily be made ungovernable so
+far as the collection of rent or legal process is concerned, and the
+obstructors would find they were not dealing with playboys but
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P290"></a>290}</span>
+with resolute men. It is because I am for peace and feel the
+necessity for it that I am willing to accept any reasonable
+settlement, as things could not go on as they are for very long. If
+prices next year are as bad as this the country will not be habitable
+in any case for rackrenters.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I can hardly believe the Tories would dissolve if your party
+shows itself united. It is on your divided counsels they reckon.
+If a big vote goes against them it will knock the bottom out of
+their mutterings. Besides supposing the dissolution goes against
+them, they must count the cost. Defeat would mean the instant
+carrying of any schemes Gladstone liked to put forward and no
+nonsense from the Lords. The Peers could not reject it, and if
+they did and Gladstone threatened to dissolve against their
+existence&mdash;<i>bon soir</i>! I am firmer therefore in my opinion that
+Randolph's talk was mere funkee-funkee, a train laid to explode
+in Hawarden, and I shall be surprised if it goes off.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Your fellows will never realise the price they will be willing
+to pay us until they see the Market opened and a wretched
+minority sitting and smiling across the floor from the seats they
+themselves should recline on! Their teeth won't begin to water
+till the 12th Jan. Therefore I believe a waiting game is our
+game, for surely it is of as much consequence to your men that
+they should govern England as it is to ours that they should
+govern Ireland? The fact that Parnell's reserve is so provoking
+to the English is his best justification in our minds. Chamberlain's
+point about whether the Imperial Ministry which enjoyed
+the confidence of the English on Home affairs should resign if
+defeated by our help on foreign questions is a poser. It seems
+to me the federal idea cannot work unless you too have a local
+and an Imperial Parliament.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to "The Times"</i>[<a id="chap11fn16text"></a><a href="#chap11fn16">16</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, S.W., Dec. 26, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote" style="text-align: center">
+"WHAT THE PARNELLITES WOULD ACCEPT."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;During the last Parliament I voted frequently with the
+Irish members against the Government. I did so because I was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P291"></a>291}</span>
+opposed to exceptional measures of coercion, and believed that the
+remedy for Irish wrongs consisted in allowing Ireland to manage
+her own affairs, subject to full guarantee being given for the
+maintenance of the integrity of the Empire. In this view it would
+appear that I was only in advance by a year or two of the opinions
+of many Liberals and Radicals and of some Conservatives.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Owing to the course of action which I pursued, I was thrown
+into personal and friendly relations with many of the Irish and
+Parliamentary party, which relations I have maintained, and I
+think I am able to form a pretty accurate estimate of their views.
+First, however, I will say with your permission a word
+respecting Irish opinion, and the position, so far as I can judge it,
+of the Irish political leaders. Among those of them opposed to
+the present state of things the majority are not separatists, some
+because they are in favour of the Union with the British Isles,
+others because they are aware that separation is practically
+impossible. Those who aspire to separation are an infinitesimal
+minority, and they subordinate their opinions to those of their
+colleagues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Throughout Ireland a passionate desire for Home Rule is
+entertained by all with the exception of the landlords, the
+officials, and the Orangemen. A good many of the landlords
+are disposed, however, to rally to it, while the area over which
+the Orangemen hold sway is growing smaller and smaller every
+year. Many of the Presbyterians of Ulster have already thrown
+in their lot with the Home Rulers. There is now but one single
+northern Irish county left which does not return a
+Parnellite&mdash;viz. Antrim. In four Ulster counties&mdash;Monaghan, Cavan,
+Donegal, and Fermanaugh&mdash;no one but Parnellites have been chosen.
+The desire for Home Rule is irrespective of any wish to alter
+the land system, although this wish is an important factor in
+Irish feeling. Agriculture is almost the only industry in Ireland,
+and one reason why the landlords are disliked is that, with some
+few exceptions, they have set themselves in antagonism to the
+aspirations of the nation for Home Rule. The Land Act has
+disappointed and dissatisfied every one, for, while the landlords
+declare that their property has been confiscated, the farmers cry
+out that their property&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> their improvements, have been
+handed over to be rented for the landlords' benefit in the teeth
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P292"></a>292}</span>
+of the Healy clause. It is hopeless to suppose that an Imperial
+Parliament, composed of a majority of gentlemen, who know very
+little about the real merits of the case, can settle this great
+question, at which it has been tinkering for generations, and I, as an
+Englishman, object to have my time taken up in discussing it
+any more, and trying to accommodate the differences between
+Irish renters and Irish rentees. Mr. Chamberlain has rightly
+objected to the Imperial Exchequer being saddled with purchase
+money to be paid to the landlords, and I think our duty to them
+would be performed if we were to insist, in any settlement of the
+Irish question, that they shall be entitled to call on the Irish
+treasury for a fair price for their estates whenever they want
+to sell them, due regard being had to the tenants' statutably
+recognised ownership of his improvements. Thus the landlords,
+if they object to live in an island, the inhabitants of which enjoy
+the advantage of self-government, would be able to leave it with
+the equivalent for their land in their pockets in hard cash.
+With their departure the police difficulty would disappear, and
+with it the necessity of England paying £1,500,000 per annum
+for the Royal Irish Constabulary, although the Irish insist that
+they only require a force of ¼ this size, and are willing to pay
+for it themselves.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Speaking generally, and if the land system were satisfactorily
+settled, it may be said that the Irish are not Radicals in one sense
+of the word. Their habit of thought is Conservative. They are,
+like the French, somewhat too inclined to look and state
+interference in everything. Their tendency is, as M. Guizot said of
+the French, to fall into a division between administrators and
+administered. Their hostility to law is not to law abstractedly,
+but to the law as presenting what they regard as an alien
+ascendency. I am inclined to think that, had they a Parliament
+of their own, they would surprise us by their Conservative
+legislation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Apart from the Nationalists, who form the great bulk of the
+nation, are the Fenians. They are comparatively speaking few
+in number. Their strength consists in being able to tell the
+Irish that Home Rule never will be granted, and that Ireland
+must either separate from us, or be ruled by us in local as well
+as in Imperial affairs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P293"></a>293}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+That the Nationalists have to a certain extent acted with the
+Fenians is true. But could they do otherwise? They had to
+fight against a common opponent. Between a Nationalist and
+a Fenian there is as much difference as between the most moderate
+Whig Squire who sat in last Parliament on the Liberal benches
+and me. Yet we both voted frequently together against the
+Conservatives. The Nationalists are the Girondists, the Fenians
+are the Jacobins. Like the Girondists they make common cause
+against a common enemy. (<i>He carries on this simile lengthily.</i>)
+Mr. Parnell and his political friends have substituted constitutional
+agitation for lawless and revolutionary agitation. He has
+only succeeded in this by persuading his countrymen that his
+action will result in success. If he be doomed to failure, the
+Fenians will once more gain the upper hand in Ireland.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The <i>Times</i> has more than once suggested that the Irish
+Parliamentary party should state precisely what they want. They
+want a Parliament. How possibly can they be expected to say
+officially to what limitations and to what restrictions they would
+submit for the sake of a definite settlement before some responsible
+English statesman, with a strong following at his back, is
+prepared to give them a Parliament? They would indeed be
+fools were they to make such a tactical blunder. In any negotiation
+of which I have ever read, bases are agreed on before either
+party&mdash;and certainly before the weaker party&mdash;specifies details.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think, however, I am not far wrong in saying the following
+scheme would be accepted:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. Representation in the Imperial Parliament upon Imperial
+matters alone. This would require a hard and fast definition as
+to what is Imperial and what is local, together with, as in the
+United States, some legal tribunal of appeal.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Army, the Navy, the protection of the British Isles, and
+the commercial and political relations with foreign nations would
+be regarded as Imperial matters, and probably there would be
+no insuperable difficulty&mdash;if it were deemed expedient&mdash;in
+arranging a Customs Union, such as that of the German Zollverein
+before the German Empire came into existence, leaving it to the
+Irish to foster their industries, if they please, by means of
+bounties. There would be an Imperial budget, which would be
+submitted each year to the Imperial Parliament with the Irish
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P294"></a>294}</span>
+sitting in it. Each country would contribute its quota according
+to population and property. If more were required, the
+proportions would be maintained. Each island would raise its
+quota as it best pleased.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. The Government of Ireland&mdash;a Viceroy, a Privy Council,
+a Representative Assembly, Ministers.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(1) The Viceroy&mdash;a member of the Royal family, with a
+salary of £25,000 per annum.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(2) The Privy Council.&mdash;The present Privy Council consists
+of about fifty individuals, all of them anti-Nationalists, and some
+of them virulently so. The Council would have to be reorganised.
+This might be done by nominating 100 new Councillors,
+men of moderate views, but who would frankly accept the
+arrangement and endeavour to give practical effect to it. The
+Council would gradually be increased by the admission of the
+Irish Ministers.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(3) House of Representatives.&mdash;Its members would be elected
+as with us according to population. As a concession, however,
+it would be agreed that one-fourth of the members might be
+nominated, either during two Parliaments or for five years.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(4) Ministers.&mdash;They would be selected from the Parliamentary
+majority as with us. The Viceroy would call upon the
+leader of the majority to form a Cabinet. He would, however,
+retain the constitutional right of the Queen to dissolve.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+3. The Veto.&mdash;This would be reserved to the Viceroy, with
+the consent of his Privy Council. Of one thing I am absolutely
+certain. It is that no arrangement is possible which would give
+the veto to the Imperial Parliament. The Irish object to this,
+because they consider that it would convert their assembly into
+a mere debating Society. We&mdash;although we seem just now
+enamoured with it&mdash;should soon find that all legislation in
+England would soon be brought again to a standstill, as we should
+be perpetually debating Irish bills. The Irish would also object
+to the Queen exercising the veto by the advice of her Council,
+for, practically, this would mean the veto of those representing
+the majority in the English Parliament. The Privy Council is,
+unfortunately, historically odious in Ireland. But were it recast,
+it is probable that the Irish would not object to the Veto which
+I have suggested.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P295"></a>295}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+4. Protection of Minorities.&mdash;They would already be
+protected by the veto, by the nominated members and by the
+Orangemen, who would return a considerable contingent; but
+the Irish would go even further than this.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(1) No contract existing or entered into could be set aside by
+Irish legislation. In the event of any one feeling himself
+aggrieved in this matter, he might appeal to the Judicial Committee
+of the House of Lords.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(2) Any Landlord would have the right to insist upon his
+land being bought by the Irish state on the estimate of its value,
+by the Land Judges, due consideration being taken of tenants'
+improvements.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5. The Army in Ireland and the Fortresses would be under
+the orders of the Imperial Ministry, much as is the case in the
+United States of America.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am far from saying that the Irish, if left to draw up the
+settlement, would insert these conditions. Many of them savour
+of tutelage and distrust. But I am pretty certain that, although
+in discussion they might claim more, they would, if they could
+not get more, accept this scheme with an honest intention
+to make it workable. Less they would not accept, and for a
+very good reason. If their leaders are to be responsible for
+the peace, tranquillity, and prosperity of Ireland, they must have
+full powers to act, and the scheme of Government must in
+the main be acceptable to the majority of the governed.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+At present we have arrived at a Parliamentary deadlock.
+No measure dealing with Ireland can be passed in the existing
+House of Commons without the aid of the Irish contingent. If
+a Coalition Government were to succeed in passing, either in
+this Parliament or a subsequent Parliament, a half-hearted
+measure, the Irish would decline to accept it. They would
+simply refuse to act on it, and thus confusion would become worse
+confounded. Experience has proved that any proposal not to
+count on the Irish vote is outside the area of practical politics.
+Experience has also shown that the rival political parties will
+not subordinate their differences to any anti-Irish policy. Such
+schemes are like the kiss of peace of the French Assembly
+during the French Revolution. They sound all very well but
+last about half an hour.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P296"></a>296}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We have then to decide whether we will try the experiment
+of federalisation under the restrictions for the unity
+of the Empire, and the protection of the minority in Ireland
+such as I have roughly indicated; or whether we will embark
+in a career of what practically amounts to war between the two
+islands.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Many Conservatives are excellent citizens, others are party
+men. The latter would probably not object to the latter
+alternative. It would unquestionably have the effect of the French
+wars in the days of George III. They, I fully admit, would be
+better able to carry out a system of repression than the Radicals.
+They therefore would in the main hold office. Domestic reforms
+would be neglected, the Radical chariot would stand still. You,
+Sir, I apprehend, are not a Radical, and though you may not be
+influenced by this arrest of the chariot, you would not regret
+the <i>propter hoc</i>. But it ought to lead any Radical to pause and
+reflect.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I did not show myself a fanatical worshipper of Mr. Gladstone
+during the last Parliament, in fact I must have voted
+against him as often as I voted for him. In my address to my
+constituents I said that I should raise my voice against any
+Administration, no matter what it be called, that lags on the
+path of progress or that falls into error. My constituents
+have been good enough to leave it to me to decide what is
+lagging and what is error. If the Conservatives will at once
+bring in a Bill dealing with Ireland in the manner I have
+indicated they shall have my vote as far as that Bill is
+concerned. But I gather that they have determined to oppose a
+<i>non possumus</i> to all such demands and not to go beyond
+including Irish in any general scheme for local Government in
+both islands.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I turn therefore to Mr. Gladstone. His public utterances
+lead me to believe that he is prepared to sacrifice his well-earned
+ease, and to endeavour to settle the question in a manner satisfactory
+to us and to the Irish. His experience is vast, his patriotism
+is undoubted, his tactical skill is unrivalled. I would suggest
+therefore that we should give him full powers to treat for us with
+the Irish, and that we should support him in any arrangement
+which meets with his sanction. The Irish have always had a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P297"></a>297}</span>
+sneaking affection for him; they will recognise that he has to
+count with English public opinion, and they will concede far
+more to him than to any other negotiator that we might select.
+I have seen that Lord Hartington and Mr. Forster have
+pronounced against Home Rule, and that the former is negotiating
+with Mr. Goschen. Lord Hartington generally pronounces
+against a measure as a preliminary to accepting it; I do not
+therefore ascribe much importance to his declaration.
+Mr. Forster, during the last Parliament, distinguished himself by
+uttering, in season and out of season, gibes and sarcasms against
+his former colleagues. Mr. Goschen, a man of great ability and
+honesty, could not find one English Liberal Constituency to
+return him, and sits in Parliament by the good favour of the
+Edinburgh Conservatives. With all respect therefore to the
+two gentlemen, I hardly think that the Liberals will accept a
+policy from them. If we are to judge by what happened in the
+last Parliament they have no followers.... Let Mr. Gladstone
+then boldly declare himself for a well considered measure of
+Home Rule....
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.[<a id="chap11fn17text"></a><a href="#chap11fn17">17</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+To the Editor of the <i>Times</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 26, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Hawarden writes:...[<a id="chap11fn18text"></a><a href="#chap11fn18">18</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This is rather my plan&mdash;commerce would fall within the
+province of Imperial matters&mdash;religion, too, might; taxation is a
+little more difficult, for it would require much definition.[<a id="chap11fn19text"></a><a href="#chap11fn19">19</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P298"></a>298}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Will the Irish trust Mr. Gladstone, and go with the Liberals
+on general assurances? They may, and they may not; they are
+very suspicious. Were I they, I should, and then upset him if
+he dodged later on.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Anyhow, I think that we may take it that Mr. Gladstone is
+determined to have a try at Irish legislation if he gets the chance,
+and the fact that the Irish can at any time stop him in his career
+will lead him to go great lengths.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2 CONNAUGHT PLACE, W., Dec. 26, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;You have definitely captured the
+G.O.M. and I wish you joy of him. He has written another
+letter to A. Balfour, intimating, I understand, without overmuch
+qualification, that if Government do not take up Home Rule he
+will.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is no use your writing to Lord Salisbury. The Prime
+Minister cannot disclose the intentions of the Government except
+in the ordinary course when Parliament meets.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I shall look forward to Monday's <i>Times</i>.&mdash;Yours ever,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+RANDOLPH S. C.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think Joe had much better join us. He is the only man on
+your side who combines ability with common sense.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 26, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;The G.O.M. is sulking in his tent.
+No one can get a word from him&mdash;he has not replied to letters
+from Hartington, Rosebery, and myself.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Further consideration convinces me that no scheme on the
+lines of Rosebery's proposal is worth attention.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is only one way of giving <i>bona fide</i> Home Rule, which is
+the adoption of the American Constitution:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P299"></a>299}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. Separate legislation for England, Scotland, Wales, and
+possibly Ulster. The three other Irish Provinces might combine.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. Imperial legislation at Westminster for foreign and
+Colonial affairs, Army, Navy, Post Office, and Customs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+3. A Supreme Court to arbitrate on respective limits of
+authority.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Of course the House of Lords would go. I do not suppose
+the five Legislations could stand a second Chamber apiece.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Each would have its own Ministry responsible to itself.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is a scheme for you. It is the only one which is
+compatible with any sort of Imperial unity, and once established it
+might work without friction.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Radicals would have no particular reason to object to it, and
+if Mr. Gladstone is ready to propose it&mdash;well and good!
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But I am sick of the vague generalities of John Morley and
+the <i>Daily News</i>, and I am not going to swallow Separation with
+my eyes shut; Let us know what you are doing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The best thing for us all is to keep the Tories in a little longer.
+Let them bear the first brunt of the situation created by the state
+of Ireland and the disappointment of the Nationalists. But
+how the devil is this to be managed? If the Irishmen choose
+they can turn the Government out at any moment. Can you
+not persuade them that it is clearly to their interest to keep them
+in for one session&mdash;while Mr. Gladstone is preparing public
+opinions?&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HIGHBURY, BIRMINGHAM, Dec. 27, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I thought the scheme alleged to
+have been submitted to the Queen was one of recent date.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the rumour refers only to the time of the late Government,
+there is not much in it. Mr. Gladstone had no scheme then&mdash;only
+the vaguest ideas as to the necessity of doing something.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is pretty evident that whatever else he may do to "crown
+his career" he will break up the Liberal party.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+His proposal about veto is a transparent fraud. It could
+not last as an effective control for a single Parliament. I wish
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P300"></a>300}</span>
+some one would start the idea of a Federal Constitution like the
+United States. I do not believe people are prepared for this
+solution yet, but it is the only possible form of Home Rule. It is
+that or nothing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In my opinion Mr. Gladstone cannot carry his or any other
+scheme just now, and if the Irishmen force the pace the only
+result will be a dissolution and the Tories in a working majority.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Let them refuse to put the Tories out just yet unless
+Mr. Gladstone publicly declares himself. If they were to put the
+Tories out to-morrow, and then turn on the Liberals in a month,
+they would secure only a strong Coalition both in the House and
+the country for resistance to all Irish claims.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I believe the true policy for every one except Mr. Gladstone
+is to "wait and see."&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 28, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;If I might venture to criticise&mdash;you
+assume that the Conservatives and the Irish would both
+act as you wish. Neither would. The Conservatives are sharp
+enough to decline to retain power in order to be discredited
+warming-pans, and the Irish must demonstrate, now that they
+have carried the country.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Writing to Hawarden, I have hinted at your views, and asked
+whether a below the gangway amendment would be accepted,
+stating generally that the Irish question must be dealt with.
+If the G.O.M. and if you were to vote for this, we should still
+be beaten. The party would not have pledged itself to it as a
+party; the Irish would be satisfied, and if on some issue in a
+month or two we had an election, we should get the Irish
+vote.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I should say myself that it would be far better not to have the
+Irish at Westminster at all; this would meet the conundrum of
+an Imperial and an English Ministry. As a statistical fact,
+Ireland does not now contribute much more than the cost of her
+civil Government to the Imperial Exchequer. Let her contribute
+nothing, or some fixed sum for armaments (which she probably
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P301"></a>301}</span>
+would not pay). She would be like the Dominion. We should
+hold the country through the army and the fortresses, and
+if she tried to separate, we should suspend the Constitution.
+But as a matter of fact, she would not try. The Irish "idea of
+patriotism is to serve the country at a good salary, and to
+get places for cousins, etc. You would see that Irish politics
+would become a perpetual vestry fight for the spoil.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Dec. 30, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;This is the last from Hawarden,
+which I transmit to Healy. The "channel" is in reply to a letter
+from Healy saying that if Mr. Gladstone prefers other channels,
+he (Healy) must take leave to withdraw. It is all very well, but
+Parnell will not be such a fool as to show his hand for the benefit
+of Mr. Gladstone....[<a id="chap11fn20text"></a><a href="#chap11fn20">20</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Dec. 30, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;I have been in the country holidaying. The
+statistics you want I think could be got from Col. Nolan's return,
+which alas shows that you profit £3,000,000 per annum out of
+us. I speak from memory. Go to Smith in the House of
+Commons' Library, and ask him to find it out for you. He can get
+you this and any other statistical facts you need. But some
+thirty years ago your people dropped showing a separate Irish
+account and bulked the whole thing in order to diddle us, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P302"></a>302}</span>
+therefore it is net easy to reckon the figures out. O'Neill Daunt,
+however, can supply everything you can't get elsewhere. I think
+Randolph must have pulled the longbow rather taut to you in
+every way. I don't believe anything he has been saying. As
+to Chamberlain he must be crazy to write that way to Morley.
+Give the G.O.M. power and he could form a Cabinet in a week
+minus Joe, and the Gates of Birmingham should not prevail
+against it (it is "Hell" in the original). Your letter ought to do
+much good. You greatly improved it. It has been quoted into
+all the Irish papers and commented on. I am glad it appeared,
+but of course, I know nothing of the genesis. I agree with you
+about representation in the Imperial Parliament. Your people
+seem to shy at it, and it would be better for us not to have it,
+unless your side insists. Still there will be many Irishmen loath
+to surrender all representation, but they cannot have everything.
+I don't think Fottrell can physic Chamberlain's disease. He's
+going to be a Mugwump. I wish him joy of the profession. His
+chance was to be first Lieutenant to the G.O.M. <i>cum jure suc</i>,
+and he is going to degenerate into a kind of small Forster species
+of Sorehead. I note what you say about our papers. Like
+Brer Rabbit we ought to "lay low" just now. Small wonder
+if Gladstone should be intimidated into minimising coercion.
+The Heathen rage very furiously against him. I mistrust
+Grosvenor's influence on Hawarden. If the old man was ten
+years younger, I'd be for keeping in the Tories till we got County
+Boards out of them in order to chasten your party in the cold
+winds of opposition. Our people won't have any fraud of a Bill
+made for the Whigs to swallow. We shall be reasonable, but
+so must your party. We can wait, for we are used to it. Your
+party leaders represent personal ambition, and are in more of a
+hurry.&mdash;Faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Dec. 31, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;I return H. Gladstone's letter which I regard
+as most important. I am very glad to think Gladstone is not
+being intimidated out of his position by the pitiless storm beating
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P303"></a>303}</span>
+upon him. I agree that nothing satisfactory can be done until
+the House meets, and we shall then have a week before the
+Address is read, and our party will have met, and we shall know its
+mind, while personal communications will have become possible
+amongst the Liberal leaders also. I think Chamberlain is ruining
+himself. If Gladstone sticks to his text he can easily form a
+Cabinet without him or the Mugwumps, and then where will they
+be? Trevelyan's speech to-day is very bad too, but they are all
+ciphers until Gladstone puts his one before their noughts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have your letters safely and will return all your former
+enclosures to-night. I am not writing this from my house or
+I'd send them with this. I have kept copies of nothing and
+burn your letters, as the police could always find a pretext here
+to walk in on you and read your billets-doux.&mdash;Faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn1text">1</a>] The present Strangers' Dining-room.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn2text">2</a>] Sir Henry Lucy, <i>Sixty Years in the Wilderness</i>, vol. ii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn3text">3</a>] Morley, <i>Life of Gladstone</i>, vol. iii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn4text">4</a>] Barry O'Brien, <i>Life of Parnell</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn5text">5</a>] Mr. Healy wrote an attack on Mr. Chamberlain's article,
+as soon as it
+appeared, in <i>United Ireland</i>,
+under the title of "Queen's Bench Home Rule."
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn6text">6</a>] Barry O'Brien, <i>Life of Parnell</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn7text">7</a>] The enclosure was letter from Mr. Herbert Gladstone
+dated October 18.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn8text">8</a>] The proposal was contained in a letter
+from Mr. Herbert Gladstone to
+Mr. Labouchere, which Mr. Labouchere quoted
+in full for Mr. Chamberlain's
+information. It enumerated six conditions
+as the basis of a settlement of the
+Irish Government question.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn9text">9</a>] The election ran from Nov. 23 to Dec. 19.
+The result was that 333
+Liberals were returned, 251 Conservatives,
+and 86 Parnellites.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn10text">10</a>] Mr. Labouchere quotes the greater part
+of a letter from Mr. Herbert
+Gladstone, dated Dec. 7,
+in which Mr. Herbert Gladstone urges the all
+importance of the Irish question,
+and the necessity of ascertaining the plans of
+the Irish leaders.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn11text">11</a>] The term "hard cash" is quoted
+from the letter of Dec. 7, from Mr. Herbert
+Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere, already referred to
+(see note page 273).
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn12text">12</a>] Statement as to Mr. Gladstone's Home Rule
+Scheme was published in
+the <i>Leeds Mercury</i> and the <i>Standard</i>
+on December 17, and in the <i>Times</i> and
+other London papers of December 18.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn13text">13</a>] Winston Spencer Churchill, <i>Lord Randolph Churchill</i>, vol. ii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn14text">14</a>] In <i>Truth</i> of December 24, Mr. Labouchere
+commented on his own assertion that a letter
+Mr. Gladstone had written to the Queen was communicated
+by her to Lord Salisbury, who, in his turn,
+communicated some of its contents
+to the <i>Standard</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn15text">15</a>] Editor of the <i>Daily News</i> from 1868 till 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn16"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn16text">16</a>] <i>Times</i>, Dec. 28, 1885.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn17"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn17text">17</a>] An old Radical M. P. writes criticising
+this letter: "Mr. Labouchere has
+never been regarded by us as a Radical at all,
+but as a Separatist, and we have
+always profoundly distrusted his advice
+upon the few occasions on which it
+was possible to regard it as serious."&mdash;<i>Times</i>, Jan. 4, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn18"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn18text">18</a>] Mr. Labouchere here quotes a letter
+he had received from Mr. Herbert
+Gladstone, stating Mr. Gladstone's determination
+not to formulate any scheme
+which might be taken as a bribe for Irish support,
+nor to shift from his position,
+before the Government had spoken,
+or the Irish party had, in public,
+terminated their alliance and put the Tories
+in a minority of 250 to 330.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn19"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn19text">19</a>] Mr. Gladstone's idea of a veto was that
+it might be exercised by the
+Crown on ordinary matters on the advice
+of an Irish Minister, but, on certain
+questions, <i>e.g.</i> religion or commerce,
+perhaps taxation, by the Imperial
+Ministry.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap11fn20"></a>
+[<a href="#chap11fn20text">20</a>] Mr. Labouchere here quotes in full
+a letter from Mr. Herbert Gladstone
+to himself, stating that,
+if communications have to take place with the Irish
+party, only one channel will be recognized,
+viz. Parnell. But he adds he does
+not think there is any chance of bringing
+their party to the scratch before
+Parliament meets, because of the insufficiency
+of the knowledge they possess
+to enable them to decide on any action,
+before the Address debate is actually
+in progress. He also points out how impossible
+it would be for Mr. Gladstone
+to adopt Mr. Chamberlain's policy of waiting,
+and adds that if the Liberal
+Party chooses to break up over an Irish Parliament
+it cannot be helped.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap12"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P304"></a>304}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XII
+<br><br>
+THE SPLIT IN THE LIBERAL PARTY
+</h3>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 1, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;No, I do not think that he (Mr. Gladstone)
+is hedging; from his personal standpoint, he knows
+that his only chance of coming in is to get over the Irish, and then
+to get over his own party. Waiting games may suit others, but
+he cannot wait, and already considers that he has been out for
+very long. He thought so a week after Salisbury came in, and
+at once commenced with the Irish.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This, I should imagine, is his game. On the Address, he will
+endeavour to put the Tories in a minority, with or without the
+Irish. He then expects to be called upon to form a Government.
+He will at once begin to enter privately into terms with the Irish.
+These terms will be much the same sort of thing as I wrote in the
+<i>Times</i>, or non-appearance at all in the Imperial Parliament, after
+the manner of Canada. If he cannot make terms, it may be that
+his desire for office will lead him to come in, but if he is to be
+believed, he will not. What will then be the position? He
+cannot well dissolve, so there must inevitably be a
+Palmerston-Hartington Government, whilst the Radicals would be split up,
+some going for the Irish, others against. This, it seems to me,
+means the destruction of the Radical Party for many a year.
+Mr. Gladstone knows that he is too big an individuality to be the
+head of a Coalition Government, moreover he has burnt his ships.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Suppose, on the other hand, the Conservatives dissolve at
+once, after Mr. Gladstone has pronounced in favour of Home
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P305"></a>305}</span>
+Rule. On what cry should we go to the country, if not on Home
+Rule? Evidently those opposed to it would give the preference
+to the Conservatives, for they one and all would have put their
+foot down, whilst we should be tainted with the unholy thing,
+even if we had made a Jonah of Mr. Gladstone. So long as the
+Irish question is not settled, the Tories must have the pull in the
+country, and the Radicals must remain discredited and disunited.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This being so, is it not worth while to take the other course?
+It is by no means certain that we should be beaten at an election.
+Mr. Gladstone is still a power. The Irish have votes which
+would turn several places. The electors may be divided into
+people who think about the question of Ireland, and those who
+don't. For the latter a "cow" might be invented, whilst many
+of the former would say that as one English party has gone for
+Home Rule, it must come, and if so as speedily as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The real enemies of the Radicals are the Whigs, and they are
+essentially your enemies. It is a mistake to undervalue them.
+They have always managed to jockey the Radicals. They hang
+together; they have, through Grosvenor, the machine; they
+dominate in Clubs and in the formation of Cabinets. They
+may ally themselves with you <i>re</i> Ireland, but this will be for their
+benefit, not yours. Nothing would give them greater pleasure
+than to betray you with a kiss, for you are their permanent bogey.
+Once you are out of the way, and the sheep of Panurge, <i>i.e.</i>, the vast
+majority of the Liberal M.P.s, would be boxed up in their fold.
+At every election we should have shilly-shally talk, very vague and
+apparently meaning much, followed by half-hearted measures.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+All this is why I still hold that the Radical game is to go with
+Mr. Gladstone on Irish matters, and to use him in order to shunt
+them and, if possible, the Whigs&mdash;not that this course is not full
+of danger, but that it seems to me to present less danger than
+any other.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, Jan. 3, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;The more I look at the thing, the
+less I like it. Whatever we do we shall be smashed for a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P306"></a>306}</span>
+certainty. The question is whether it is better to be smashed with
+Mr. Gladstone and the Parnellites or without them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I believe the anti-Irish feeling is very strong with our best
+friends&mdash;the respectable artisans and the non-Conformists.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+One thing I am clear about. If we are to give way it must
+be by getting rid of Ireland altogether, and by some such scheme
+as this.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Call Ireland a protected state. England's responsibility to
+be confined exclusively to protecting the country against foreign
+aggression.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+England's authority to be confined exclusively to the measures
+necessary to secure that Ireland shall not be a <i>point d'appui</i> for
+a foreign country.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The financial question to be settled by a fixed annual payment
+to cover:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. Ireland's share of the Debt.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. A sinking fund to extinguish it in fifty years.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+3. The cost of the military garrison.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Query</i>: Should we hold the customs till this Debt is
+extinguished, or find some other security for payment?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In order to gild the pill for the English sympathisers with
+Protestant and landowning minorities:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Ireland to be endowed with a Constitution&mdash;the elements to
+be:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. A Governor with power to dissolve Parliament&mdash;no veto.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. A Senate, probably elected but with some qualifications
+to secure a moderately Conservative Assembly.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+3. A House of Commons.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+To meet the prejudices of English manufacturers and workmen,
+a Commercial treaty pledging Ireland not to impose duties
+on English manufactures. (Bounties might be left open.)
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In this case Ireland could have no foreign relations. It is
+impossible to allow her to communicate direct any more than
+Australia and Canada. But this was a great source of complaint
+by Irish patriots in the time of Grattan's Parliament.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The difficulties of any plan are almost insurmountable,
+but the worst of all plans would be one which kept the
+Irishmen at Westminster while they had their own Parliament in
+Dublin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P307"></a>307}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I end as I began. We shall be smashed because the country
+is not prepared for Home Rule.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 4, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I think your scheme an excellent
+one; only Ireland is so wretchedly poor a country, that it will
+not pay its contribution; that, however, is a detail.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am perfectly certain that Mr. Gladstone is determined to
+go on, and that any idea of a Whig cum Radical demonstration
+to induce him to keep quiet will not avail. Rosebery writes,
+"He is boiling over with the subject," and you know how, when
+once an idea gets hold of his mind, it ferments; as Hawarden said
+in a recent letter, he is determined to stand or fall by it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I suspect that this scheme is passing through his ingenuous
+mind. To get in by the Irish vote, then to ask the Conservatives
+to consult with him as to a plan. The Irish, however, are quite
+cute enough not to help him in, until, one way or another, they
+are secured against this.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have just received this from Churchill:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"The Queen's Speech will be delivered on the 21st. No
+mention of Home Rule. What a blessing it would be if we
+could get rid of the Whigs and the Irish at one coup. But
+I am afraid that this will be impossible, and that the
+former as usual will knock under."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to the "Times"</i> (<i>Extract</i>)
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+REFORM CLUB, Jan. 2, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You, sir, possibly have not been brought closely in contact
+with the Irish leaders. I have; and more practical, sensible, I
+may indeed say, more moderate men, when not under the influence
+of temporary excitement, I never came across.... I have
+indeed been greatly struck with their largeness and broadness of
+view, which contrasts advantageously with our supercilious mode
+of treating political opponents who have not the advantage of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P308"></a>308}</span>
+being Anglo-Saxons, our insularity, and our want of facility to
+grasp new ideas, or to realise the necessity of adapting ourselves
+to circumstances, as Bunsen&mdash;one of our great admirers&mdash;said,
+what most struck him during his residence here was "the
+deficiency of the method of handling ideas in this blessed
+island."&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.[<a id="chap12fn1text"></a><a href="#chap12fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+To the Editor of the <i>Times</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Lord Randolph Churchill to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+INDIA OFFICE, Jan. 7, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I should be delighted to dine with you
+on the 12th or 15th, if that would be convenient and agreeable
+to you. I think Joe is quite right to walk warily. After all, if
+the G.O.M. goes a mucker it may be a good thing for everybody.
+He has always disturbed the equilibrium of parties and done no
+good to any one except himself. However, you will probably
+think me prejudiced.&mdash;Yours ever,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+RANDOLPH S. CHURCHILL.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 7, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Churchill will come on the 15th
+if that suits you. Is there any other Conservative or Liberal
+you would like?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I suspect that Mr. Gladstone will not give the necessary
+pledges to the Irish. They have an idea that he might get in
+by their votes, and then try to make terms with the Conservatives,
+and bring in a milk and water measure. He talks of faith
+in him. Singularly enough they have not that amount which
+they ought to have.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is also the possibility that they will take a bird in the
+hand from the Conservatives&mdash;in the form of some local county
+measure, which would strengthen them in Ireland, and which
+would give them leverage.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If this be so, how about a resolution in their favour&mdash;somewhat
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P309"></a>309}</span>
+vague&mdash;which would win them over to us in case of an
+election, and which would not be carried?&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. T. M. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Jan. 7, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;I am afraid I badly repay all your letters. I
+greatly fear that Chamberlain's tone shows that even if he accepts
+the proposals in principle, he will help the Whigs to make
+Mr. Gladstone minimise them, and thus they may prove inacceptable
+to Ireland. Then it will be the Land Act misery over again,
+or rather your party would not be let in by us to pass a maimed
+measure, and so the Tories would reap the profit of our dissensions.
+<i>Beati possidentes!</i> However, I think when your men get
+blooded by a few skirmishes with the Tories, they will be willing
+enough to patch things up to turn them out. With regard to
+Morley's point about the Veto, I recognise that the bigger powers
+we get the more natural would be your desire for some guarantee
+against their abuse&mdash;the better the Parliament, the more
+effective the Veto. As the scientist would say, you want it
+increased according to the square of the power. A Governor-General,
+I think, would meet this, and, for my part, I think
+it would capture or render quiescent a lot of the loyalists
+if he were a prince. A few Royal levees and some judicious
+jobs would probably bring most of these gentry round in
+a short time.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Your letters have been admirable, and I am sure have
+done good, though none of us could write to the <i>Times</i> or
+acknowledge it in any way. Moreover, except through
+extracts in the <i>Express</i>, none of us see it here. A single copy
+of any newspaper from across the Channel does not enter the
+office of <i>United Ireland</i>! However, as we are not your rulers
+this is no crime.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The usual stuff I see is being talked about Home Rule leading
+to separation, and how the American-Irish would not accept the
+settlement, nor the Fenians. The fellow who writes as "an old
+Fenian" in the <i>St. James' Gazette</i>, extracts from which I have seen,
+is Dick Piggott, late of the <i>Irishman</i> newspaper, who swindled
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P310"></a>310}</span>
+every Fenian Fund he could milk, and whom the boys would
+not touch with the tongs. I undertake to say that if a suitable
+Home Rule scheme be proposed, though Parnell said he could
+offer no guarantees, that we could call a National Convention
+to ratify it, and therefore could treat as a traitor every one who
+afterwards opposed it, or did not loyally abide thereby. Moreover,
+terrible as are the American-Irish in English eyes, I believe&mdash;and
+I have visited and spoken at every big city from New
+York to San Francisco, and from Galveston on the Mexican
+Gulf to Montreal in Canada&mdash;that we could summon a
+representative Convention in Chicago, including the Clan na Gael,
+the ancient Order, and the Rossa crowd which would endorse the
+settlement and thereby effectually dry up the well-springs of
+revolutionary agitation. But to do this we must get no sham
+vestry, but an assembly that would gratify the national pride of
+the Celtic race. Our people in America will only be too glad to
+be allowed to mind their own business, and many of the wealthy
+among them will come back and settle down here, investing
+their capital and teaching the people the industries they have
+learnt abroad. The mass of them are as Conservative as any
+in the world, and when I told a crowded meeting the night of the
+Chicago Convention in 1881&mdash;referring to wild advice that had
+been offered&mdash;"that the Irish leaders were no more to be bought
+by American dollars than by English gold," the sentiment was
+cheered to the echo and was mutilated accordingly in the report
+of the <i>Irish World</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+However, this is running a long way ahead of events, and this
+idea of mine is not one that I have yet broached to my colleagues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I expect to be over on Tuesday, but hope to be allowed to run
+back then till the 21st, as I suppose we shall have nothing to do
+in the interval. I don't suppose we shall make up our minds
+as to whether we shall move an amendment to the Address, till
+after we hear it read. Even then this, I presume, would depend
+as to whether a <i>modus vivendi</i> with you was arrived at, for if
+the Tories are in earnest with their threat to dissolve, the best
+tactics would be to have no Irish Debate and to cook their
+goose on a side issue&mdash;Egypt, Burmah, or what-not.&mdash;Truly
+yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P311"></a>311}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, Jan. 8, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;The 15th will suit me. Many
+thanks. I fancy Randolph Churchill will be more talkative if
+we are alone, unless you know any one whom he likes to meet.
+I leave it entirely in your hands.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Gladstone has asked me to meet him on Tuesday. Perhaps
+he may be explicit, but I am not sanguine.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the Irish are ready to give the Tories a chance, by all means
+let us wait and see results.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I could not support any resolution at present. If it were
+vague, the Irish would not thank us&mdash;if it were definite, I doubt
+if it would be good policy to vote with it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We are sure to have an opportunity on the Local Government
+Bill&mdash;if we desire to take advantage of it.&mdash;Yours very
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 9, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I had a letter from Healy yesterday.
+So far as I understand the matter, things are in this
+position.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Gladstone is in his tent. He will do nothing until the
+Address. He then, I think, inclines to an understanding with
+the Irish, for this is a <i>sine qua non</i> of his coming in.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Healy says that the Irish will decide nothing until the
+Address. They will not aid in turning out the Tories unless there
+is a specific understanding as to what Mr. Gladstone's Bill is to
+be. If such arrangement be satisfactory, they will agree to vote
+them out on Burmah, Egypt, or anything else, so as to render it
+difficult for the Tories to dissolve. They perceive the difficulties
+of Mr. Gladstone's position and are just now in a yielding mood,
+but beyond a certain point they cannot go, as their own people
+would turn against them.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P312"></a>312}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 12, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I have just got a long letter from
+Herbert Gladstone. So far as I can make out, Mr. Gladstone
+has in reality abandoned none of his projects. But he is cornered
+by the fact that the Irish will not aid him to get in without very
+definite assurances.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Healy writes to say that he will be here on Thursday, and
+that nothing has been decided as to the course of the Irish. He
+suggests&mdash;if some agreement can be come to&mdash;saying not one
+word on Home Rule, but turning the Government out upon a
+bye issue, Egypt, Burmah, or anything. I have written to ask
+whether the following plan would be assented to:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+(1) Turn out Government on bye issue. (2) Have some sort
+of temporary scheme for governing Ireland. (3) Appoint some
+sort of dilatory Commission. (4) Bring in Bill next year. I have
+explained that this would only be possible if Mr. Gladstone could,
+in some way or other, make it clear to the Irish what the Bill is
+to be, and also that he would stand or fall on it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This would give time to educate public opinion, and to
+have good Bills on English subjects, whilst it would render it
+impossible for the Conservatives to dissolve.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I don't know whether I could get the Irish to assent&mdash;supposing
+that Mr. Gladstone does&mdash;but I should be sanguine of
+doing so. They have now so arranged their party that practically
+Healy, O'Brien, Harrington, and Parnell can do precisely
+what they like. Parnell I put last, because he will agree to the
+decisions of the other three.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;I write this, because I shall not be able to explain it
+to you this evening before Randolph Churchill.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 15, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I should have been delighted to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P313"></a>313}</span>
+dine with you on the 31st, but I have already asked some people
+to dine with me on that day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Harcourt favoured me during an hour yesterday with his
+views. They are vague and misty. He has got it into his head
+that the Government mean a Coercion Bill. If they are wise,
+I should think that they would bring one in, and thus split up
+the Liberals at once.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Gladstone is evidently meditating some coup on his own
+account, and to retire in a blaze of Irish fire-works. He does not
+want to wait, but if he acts, he holds that he must act at once.
+He is by no means in a good humour with his late
+colleagues.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Jan. 15, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR MR. L.,&mdash;Herbert Gladstone is totally wrong
+about me. I neither saw nor heard from nor communicated with
+Churchill or any member of the Government since the House
+rose&mdash;I except the Irish law officers whom I meet daily in Court,
+but whom I never exchange a word with on politics. I am now
+just of the same opinion I always held, but I don't see what we
+can do till your party move. It would play the devil with us
+were we to put the Liberals into office and then have them to turn
+round on us, by proposing a settlement we could not accept.
+We cannot buy a pig in a poke. You may say we could turn
+them out at a minute's notice. That seems very easy on paper
+by counting parties, but if we are going to play this game
+successfully the fewer ministries we turn out the better, as any
+naked exhibition of our power in a gratuitous way would be
+sure to get you a majority if you dissolved on that issue. No,
+we prefer instead of having to put you out, not to let you get
+in, until there's a straightforward arrangement made. At least
+this is what seems to me to be commonsense. I know nothing of
+the Tory plans. Of course, if they are fools enough to play your
+hand by proposing coercion our hands may be forced&mdash;I only
+write on the assumption that they have sense. What I say is
+let Mr. Gladstone satisfy Parnell and the whole thing is settled.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P314"></a>314}</span>
+Was it from Grosvenor's experience and anecdotes of the Irish
+party that the Duke of Westminster called us <i>debauchees</i>? Were
+we too lax in our attendance on Parliament to please Lord
+Richard&mdash;prowling round St. John's Wood, when we ought to have been
+braking his coach? So we must please our fastidious censors by
+arranging that the new party will sit up of nights in the House,
+instead of sporting about town as His Grace suggests the old
+one did. Shall be over on Thursday.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Healy to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DUBLIN, Jan. 17, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR L.,&mdash;I don't think I could say anything fresh until
+Thursday, when I shall go fully into matters with you. I quite
+feel the difficulties of Mr. Gladstone's position and think our
+party fully appreciate them, and would even strain points to
+obviate them, if this can well be done by men in our straits.
+However, I would point out that on his side we have had nothing
+but a repudiation of the principles attributed to him by the
+"Revelations," and this, <i>plus</i> good intentions, is not sufficient
+ground for eighty-six men to consult and decide on. If no
+communication is made to Parnell, as I think it ought to be, for
+our meeting, we shall probably let things drift and do nothing.
+I would have preferred all along not to have been the repository
+of any views held by your Leaders, lest it might be supposed I
+was trenching on the prerogatives of Parnell's position, and now
+I think the time has come&mdash;if he is to be approached at all for
+some communication to reach him otherwise than through me.
+If I can be shown any honourable basis, on which we could vote
+your party into power, I shall rejoice and will press my views
+strongly on our men.&mdash;Faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+T. M. HEALY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Jan. 22, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I send this to you by hand,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P315"></a>315}</span>
+because if you are inclined to go on with the plan you suggested,
+it will be necessary to act.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Parnell is quite ready&mdash;without prejudice&mdash;that is to say,
+he says that he does not absolutely assent, but thinks that he will,
+which you know, with him&mdash;who is more hesitating than Fabius&mdash;means
+that he will. His lieutenants agree&mdash;although he does
+not know this.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But he says that, admitting that Mr. Gladstone can give no
+pledges, he must know two things:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. That Mr. Gladstone, if called upon by the Queen to form
+a Government, will form one, <i>i.e.</i>, if Goschen, Hartington, etc.,
+decline to join, that he will not throw up the sponge, for, with
+considerable point, he says that he prefers the Conservatives to
+a Hartington Government, supported by the Moderate Liberals
+and Conservatives, and you as a Radical. Such a Government
+he might not be able to turn out, and it might remain master
+of the situation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. He wants an understanding that if Mr. Gladstone comes
+in he will act on his speech, and at once bring in his scheme for
+the Government of Ireland.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I saw Herbert Gladstone, and he is to explain these two
+demands to his father.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Herbert Gladstone says that his father would take office
+without Hartington, but that his main difficulty is the Peers.
+He hopes that he will be able to get over this difficulty very soon.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have replied that at any moment the Irish may break out,
+and that if once we get to Procedure we shall all fall to pieces,
+and that the determination of the Irish to fight against Procedure
+will very soon make us too.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I begged J. Collings to put off his amendment, and told him
+that perhaps I might get him some votes. Randolph Churchill
+tried to bring the general debate to an end last night, but this
+we stopped, and Sexton moved the adjournment.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Grosvenor asked me how long the debate would last? I said
+the Irish meant to keep it up. He said that he did not want
+them to. I said that they were not asking him whether he did
+or not, but that he was asking me now long it would last. He
+told me that he would prevent the G.O.M. ever going for Home
+Rule, and then spoke about the Party. He said, "You or <i>Truth</i>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P316"></a>316}</span>
+are making a great mistake. You assume that the Radicals
+constitute the majority of the Liberal Party, but really the
+Whigs do." I asked him what would happen if the G.O.M. were
+to retire; he replied, a Whig Administration under Hartington
+with you&mdash;that you and the Radicals would soon perceive
+that you were not masters of the situation, etc.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I, of course, did not tell him about Collings's amendment,
+but it will be very difficult to get him to whip for it, and you will
+have to put your foot down about it. Parnell agrees, if they are
+to be bought off, that the Irish shall appear not to take much
+interest in the matter, but to vote up before the Whigs know what
+is to occur.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Parnell is more than reasonable. In his present mood, he is
+all for a fair scheme. His two <i>sine qua nons</i> are, that there should
+be an Assembly called a Parliament for local matters, and that
+he should have the Police. He says that it would be absolutely
+impossible for him to keep down the Fenians without this, and
+that he is fully determined not to accept the responsibility.
+About the veto, etc., he will make concessions, and give any
+guarantees that are required.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He made a most conciliatory speech last night. Before making
+it he said, "There shall not be one word in it to which any
+one can object." He is very anxious to know about your feeling
+on the matter of Mr. Gladstone's plans.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+With regard to Ireland, he says that the people really cannot
+pay their rents in some places, and that he is certain that if
+nothing be done there will be rows in a few weeks. But he is
+doing all that he can to keep things quiet, and next week he will
+dissolve some of the most bumptious of the Local Branch Leagues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I told Herbert Gladstone that you had suggested to me the
+Collings amendment.[<a id="chap12fn2text"></a><a href="#chap12fn2">2</a>] Could you not see Mr. Gladstone and
+push the matter? I also told Herbert Gladstone that Grosvenor
+was not to be trusted.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I shall, I suppose, see you in the House this afternoon. Never
+shall we have a better chance, but if we do not use our chances,
+they will disappear.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P317"></a>317}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., Feb. 15, 1886.[<a id="chap12fn3text"></a><a href="#chap12fn3">3</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;... As regards out future policy
+I can say nothing at present, but I think that a closer inspection
+of the difficulties in the way has brought Mr. Gladstone nearer
+to me than he was when he first came to London. If Parnell is
+impracticable my hope is that we may all agree to give way to
+the Tories and let them do the coercion which will then be
+necessary. They will be supported for this purpose by a clear
+majority in the country and probably in the House. As for
+passing Home Rule resolutions at the present time, I utterly
+disbelieve in its possibility.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>[<a id="chap12fn4text"></a><a href="#chap12fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, March 31, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;There would be much joy in the
+Radical heaven if things could be hit off with you, and they
+would all be ready to put Elijah's mantle on you if they could
+come to some agreement as to this damned Irish question.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The feeling is, I think, this: they are in favour of Home Rule,
+and do not particularly care about details, provided that the
+scheme settles the matter. They do not love the Irish, but hate
+them, and would give them Home Rule on the Gladstone or
+Canada pattern to get rid of them. Home Rule, therefore,
+whatever the Whigs may say, will be carried. They are dead
+against any employment of English credit for the Irish landlords
+or Irish tenants. This&mdash;whatever the detail of Mr. Gladstone's
+plan may be&mdash;will be lost.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I rather suspect that the revered G.O.M. is playing a game;
+he is bound to Spencer, therefore he is to bring in his Land Bill.
+But, if it meets with disapproval, is it likely that he will throw
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P318"></a>318}</span>
+up the Home Rule sponge for the sake of Spencer and the Irish
+landlords? Will he not rather say that it is a detail of a great
+project, and not an essential one?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now, just see what would be the position if we could act with
+you on these lines? The Whigs would be cleared out. If
+Gladstone is beaten, we would soon upset a Hartington cum
+Conservative Government. We might have grandiose revolutions&mdash;giving
+cows to agriculturists, and free breakfast tables
+to artisans. We should be against Tories, Whigs, and Lords.
+With you to the front we should win at an election, or if not at
+once, later on. There never was such an opportunity to establish
+a Radical party, and to carry all before it. Is it worth while
+wrecking this beautiful future, for the sake of some minor details
+about Irish Government? You may depend upon it, that the
+Irish, if not granted Gladstone's Home Rule, will never assent
+to anything else. Coercion would follow, and this would give
+power to the Tory Whigs for years. For my part, I would coerce
+the Irish, grant them Home Rule, or do anything with them, in
+order to make the Radical programme possible. Ireland is but
+a pawn in the game. If they make fools of themselves when
+left to themselves, it would be easy to treat them as the North
+did the South, rule by the sword, and suppress all
+representation.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+REFORM CLUB, April 7, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Any number of Radicals expressed
+their hope this afternoon in the House that you would see your
+way to approve of Mr. Gladstone's amended Bill. They are all
+most anxious that you should be the Elisha of the aged Elijah,
+and aid in getting this Irish question out of the way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I believe that the old Parliamentary Hand means to throw
+out that, on details, discussion can take place in Committee. The
+line, I hear, on Excise and Customs is: Do you want the Irish
+Members? if not, you must give them Excise and Customs; if
+you do, this is not necessary.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I was asked to sound Parnell a couple of days ago about
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P319"></a>319}</span>
+annexing Belfast and the adjacent country to England. I did
+not see him, but I learnt that he is strongly against it. The
+project is, I think, now abandoned, for the Scotch seem likely to
+go straight without it, and the Belfast people do not want it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+To the best of my belief the real number that Hartington has
+got is sixty. We cannot make out about Ponsonby calling on
+Hartington, unless the Queen is anticipating events, and sounding
+him about what she must do, if asked to dissolve. Randolph
+tells me that Lord Salisbury called upon him to settle details
+about the debate. I doubt whether this is precisely
+true.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., April 8, 1886.[<a id="chap12fn5text"></a><a href="#chap12fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;Nothing would give me greater
+pleasure than, to come back to the fold. Unfortunately I am
+told to-day on the highest authority that the scheme to be
+proposed to-night will not meet the main objections which led to
+my resignation. I am very sorry, as I was and am in the most
+conciliatory mood.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. L. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, April 15, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Some friends of yours are urging
+that there should be an interview between you and Mr. Gladstone.
+They asked me what I thought? I said that it was
+doubtful whether this would lead to much beyond vague talk
+by Mr. Gladstone.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You objected to (1) Members being excluded, (2) Magistrates
+not being appointed by England, (3) Excise and Customs. No. 3
+is given up. No. 1 is an open question, which is practically
+yielded. There remains, therefore, only No. 2. As regards the
+two Orders, I presume that Mr. Gladstone alluded to them, when
+he said that he did not himself deem guarantees necessary.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P320"></a>320}</span>
+There is no reason therefore why we should not throw them out
+in Committee, or if they pass, and there is a Radical majority
+in Parliament later on, reconsider the matter. So the Bill has
+been remodelled on your pattern.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the Land Bill,[<a id="chap12fn6text"></a><a href="#chap12fn6">6</a>] I hear that Lord Spencer says that
+if it is thrown out in the House of Commons, he will not complain.
+Mr. Gladstone therefore avoids trouble by bringing it in, and as
+the Conservatives cannot well vote for it, I am sure that we can
+throw it out on the Second Reading.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Your coming over would ensure the passing of the Irish
+Government Bill; it would go to the Lords. Then Queen, Lords,
+and Whigs would be on one side, and the Radicals on the other.
+Mr. Gladstone must soon come to an end. You would be our
+leader. The Whigs would be hopelessly bogged. Radicalism
+would be triumphant. Does not this tempt you? It really
+does seem such a pity with the promised land before us, that we
+should wander off into the wilderness, on account of small differences
+of detail. There is no scheme which the mind of man could
+contrive that would not be open to criticism. A better one than
+that of Mr. Gladstone is conceivable, but show me how any body
+of men would be found to agree upon any other scheme? There
+is nothing more easy than Constitution making, except criticising
+the Constitutions made by others, and there always are, and
+always will be, a number of people to go against any
+scheme.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., April 17, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+No. 1.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I really made a great effort last
+night to come to an arrangement, and whether it is successful
+or not depends now on Mr. Gladstone's inclination to meet me
+half way&mdash;rather perhaps I should say it depends upon the action
+of yourself and other Radical members who agree with my views
+and are in a position to bring sufficient pressure to bear upon the
+Whigs to make reconciliation a certainty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P321"></a>321}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am quite convinced, from the information that reaches me,
+that unless some such reconciliation is effected the Liberal party
+will be hopelessly divided at the general election.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The majority will very likely go with the party machinery
+and with Mr. Gladstone, but a sufficient number will stand aloof
+to make success impossible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We cannot leave the matter uncertain till after the 2nd reading.
+I know enough of Parliamentary tactics to be sure that in that
+case we shall get nothing, but be beaten in detail on every division.
+All I ask is that Mr. Gladstone should give some sufficient assurance
+that he will consent&mdash;first, to the retention of the Irish
+representation at Westminster on its present footing according
+to population, and at the same time the maintenance of Imperial
+control over Imperial taxation in Ireland; and secondly, that he
+should be willing to abandon all the so-called safeguards in
+connection with the Constitution of the new legislative body in Dublin.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You can get this assurance if you like, and the matter is
+therefore in your hands.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, April 17, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I made it quite clear and distinct
+both to Herbert Gladstone and to Arnold Morley what you
+wanted, after seeing you. Herbert is to tackle his father on the
+subject. I have no doubt that we can arrange the matter.
+Arnold Morley would hold that, anyhow, you would vote for the
+Bill. I said that this was not quite so certain, and that your
+proposal was a reasonable one. Herbert Gladstone said that
+his father did not in the least undervalue your support, and
+considered that your present attitude was paralysing the party
+outside Parliament. Some friends of yours were getting up a
+memorandum to Mr. Gladstone about the Bill, asking him to
+promise this and that. Do pray stop them. If once we get
+to memorandums we shall have counter ones from the Whigs,
+and they put Mr. Gladstone in a hole.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Herbert Gladstone says that the real <i>bona fide</i> difficulty of
+his father is, that he cannot devise a scheme. Could you not let
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P322"></a>322}</span>
+me have one? This would settle this nonsense. How would
+it be if proxies were allowed in respect to the Irish?&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;What day is your meeting at Birmingham?
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., April 17, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+No. 2.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;Since writing you I have received
+your card. It is necessary that I should say that nothing will
+induce me to vote for the second reading, unless I get some assurance
+of Mr. Gladstone's willingness to maintain the Irish representation.
+I do not think there is any practical difficulty in the
+way greater than, or as great as, the difficulties already attempted
+to be overcome in the Bill. I am told that Morley stands in the
+way of a reconciliation as he considers himself pledged by his
+Chelmsford speech to the exclusion of the Irish members from
+Westminster.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the memorandum, I understand that it is only to
+the Whips for their information, and not for Mr. Gladstone. I
+think it may safely be allowed to go on. I believe a number of
+the Whips would be quite willing to sign it and to accept the
+compromise.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My meeting at Birmingham is on Wednesday. I will try and
+maintain a conciliatory attitude, but the position becomes
+increasingly difficult. I am bothered out of my life to attend
+Radical meetings in different parts of the country. I have already
+received invitations from Manchester, Rochdale, Glasgow,
+Edinburgh, Woolwich, and other places.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I need not say that I do not want to start on a campaign
+unless it is absolutely necessary.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 19, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I write you a line to catch the
+post. Herbert Gladstone told me that he had talked with his
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P323"></a>323}</span>
+father on the matter last Saturday. The difficulty of
+Mr. Gladstone seems to be this: he has no great objection himself to
+the Irish Members sitting here. But he does not like to consult
+his Cabinet, for fear of resignations, and does not like to give a
+pledge without consulting them. He considers that he has already
+said a good deal in his speeches to show how open his mind is.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now, would it not be possible for us all to vote for the Second
+Reading, and to announce that we shall go for the Members
+sitting in Committee? It is true that we risk being beaten.
+But, according to the Whips&mdash;and so far as I can make it out
+they are correct&mdash;there is a majority for the Bill on the Second
+Reading. In the main the Members will vote for the principle
+of Home Rule on the Second Reading, however opposed they may
+be to certain details. The estimate is that this majority will
+be from fifteen to twenty. As a rule, however, doubtfuls gravitate
+into the party fold, so it possibly will be more. It cannot,
+however, be sufficiently large to make the Government independent
+of us in Committee. We shall be the masters of the situation,
+and Mr. Gladstone will completely bleed to death instead of
+being murdered by us, for the odds are that the Bill will never
+come out of Committee.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I venture, therefore, to think that, seeing the difficulties of
+Mr. Gladstone giving any specific pledge, seeing the tone of
+Members, and seeing the objections to going against the vast
+majority of Radicals and with the Whigs, it would be well to
+rest satisfied, if Mr. Gladstone will distinctly agree to leave the
+matter an open question. I think that we can get a majority
+of Radicals both on the "Member" question and on the "Order"
+question. The course I propose seems to be the best practically.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+We have a meeting at the St. James's Hall, on Thursday, at
+which I am to take the Chair. The Resolution is conceived in
+the above spirit, and I have already had rows with some of the
+Members who are to attend, because they say it looks like
+knocking under to Chamberlain. It assents to Second Reading, but
+trusts that the measure will be modified in a democratic sense in
+Committee. This we shall carry.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I do not myself believe in Morley's resignation, nor indeed in
+Harcourt's. It is possible, however, that the Lord Chancellor
+will be firm, though I understand that he likes his salary.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P324"></a>324}</span>
+Supposing that you voted against the Second Reading with
+ten followers. This would be a tactical fiasco. If, however,
+you carried all the Radicals with you&mdash;or almost all&mdash;in
+Committee, this would be a tactical success, whilst the Radicals
+would be delighted with your acting with them on the first, and
+would act with you on the second. Had we begun sooner, I
+think that we could have got up a pronouncement against the
+Bill, if the point were not yielded. But most of the Radicals
+have now compromised themselves.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I talked to Hartington and some of the Whigs this evening.
+They seemed to me rather down-hearted. I suspect that they
+are not getting the support that they anticipated. This is
+always the case with a big cave.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 19, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Your letters will go to Mr. Gladstone
+this evening. If he is wise he will make terms about the
+Members sitting. I hear that he was very much put out about
+your speech, and no one dared to speak to him before he left for
+Hawarden.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+John Morley is going to speak on Wednesday. He will be
+conciliatory, and say, "If a plan can be devised, etc."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Gladstone should ask you for your plan, as he says that
+he cannot make one.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I don't well see how he can promise to go against the
+guarantees. He has already said that they are inserted for weaker
+brethren. They will, if retained, and if we vote against them,
+keep the Irish on our side.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Don't forget that if you do not get what you want, there is
+still the Third Reading.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 20, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;You will see our resolution in the
+<i>Daily News</i> of to-day. Do you see your way to write me a little
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P325"></a>325}</span>
+letter, in reply to a supposed one from me asking you what you
+think of the resolution and expressing a hope that the Radical
+party will be united, etc. It would not do if you were to say
+that you should vote against the Second Reading, but could
+you not blink this&mdash;say something about the principle of the Bill
+being the principle of justice, and that in Committee the Radicals
+must unite to insist upon the admission of Members and the
+abrogation of the orders. If you could not absolutely do this, you
+might leave it vague, allowing some to think that you will vote
+for the Second Reading and others to think that you will not.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am writing to Dilke to ask him if he can see his way to
+write a similar letter.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 21, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;The Resolution which you send me,
+and which is to be proposed at your meeting to-morrow night,
+seems well designed to unite the Radical party. We are all
+fortunately agreed that the principle of Home Rule in some shape
+or another must be accepted, and we only differ, if at all, as to
+the methods by which it is to be carried into effect. For myself,
+I firmly believe that Home Rule may be conceded in such a form
+as to join the three Kingdoms more closely together. On the
+other hand, I fear that the effect of the Bill in its present shape
+would be to bring about absolute separation at no distant date.
+I hope the Government may see its way to accept the modifications
+which Radicals advocate, and if any assurance to this
+effect is given I shall gladly support the Second Reading in the
+hope that minor improvements may be effected in it.&mdash;I am,
+yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 22, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;My speech last night will show you
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P326"></a>326}</span>
+where I am. I cannot say that I am surprised at the desire of
+the friends of the Government that objectors should accept the
+Second Reading and reserve their opposition for the Committee
+stage; but the advice is too transparent and cannot possibly be
+accepted.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I do not believe there is really the least difficulty in allowing
+the Irish Members to come to Westminster and there to vote
+only on questions which are not referred to them at Dublin.
+John Morley's difficulties are childish and perfectly insignificant
+as compared with the difficulties which Mr. Gladstone has already
+surmounted in the preparation of his Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Bradford election shows what will be the end of it all. In
+spite of the large Irish vote now transferred to the Liberal
+candidate the majority of 1500 has dwindled to half that number!
+I am being bullied to attend Radical meetings in all parts of the
+country, but at present I have replied that I am not willing to
+undertake anything in the nature of a campaign against
+Gladstone. At the same time I am pressing all my correspondents
+to try to bring about an arrangement by mutual concession. I
+confess I am not very sanguine of success.&mdash;Believe me, yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 24, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I cannot authorise the change you
+suggest in my letter, which I only wrote as you asked me for it,
+without much idea that it would be useful.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think the chance of any reunion is very slight. I certainly
+could not agree to vote for the second reading without preliminary
+assurances as to retention of the Irish representation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have no doubt that the result of my action will involve
+temporary unpopularity with the Radical party, but they will
+probably want my help again at some future time, and will then
+exhibit as short a memory and as little consistency as they are
+doing now on the question of Irish Government.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P327"></a>327}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In the meantime the honour of leading a party so uncertain
+appears to me less clear than it did some months ago.&mdash;Believe
+me, yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Sir Charles Dilke</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 24, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR DILKE,&mdash;Chamberlain sent me a letter for the
+St. James's Hall meeting, but it came too late. It would not,
+however, have helped matters, for he sticks to the phrase "the
+Government accepts." I had a letter from him this morning, much in
+the same tone, also one from Morley, who says that Chamberlain's
+speech is an attempt to coerce the Government, and that
+they won't stand coercion.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have been trying to get Chamberlain to agree to vote for
+the Second Reading, on condition that the Government makes
+the admission of Irish in Parliament a <i>bona fide</i> open question, on
+which the House may vote without official leading and without
+the Whips telling. If he would do so, this would reconcile these
+two babies. I really don't see how Gladstone can accept modifications,
+before Committee, urged in this <i>sic volo sic jubes</i> style.
+Could you suggest from Chamberlain (as from yourself) that he
+might be satisfied with the open question. He says that he
+would be beaten in Committee. But I don't see this&mdash;and even
+if it were so, he would have many opportunities hereafter to
+get back his friends, the Irish, if he really wants them. The
+great point is to find some <i>modus vivendi</i> which would keep the
+Radicals together, and to this he ought to subordinate much,
+instead of making difficulties. The Radicals do not take his
+point about the objections to fight in Committee, and there will
+be a row about his bullying the G.O.M. On so big an issue, his
+position is untenable&mdash;the Whig one is more reasonable. If only
+once a negotiation could be started upon the open question basis,
+Mr. Gladstone would manage to dodge him into voting for the
+Second Reading, and this is all that is wanted in Chamberlain's
+own interest.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P328"></a>328}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Sir Charles Dilke to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+PYRFORD, WOKING (undated).
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;It looks as though the Second Reading
+will be rejected, and, if Mr. Gladstone appeals to the constituencies,
+it will, I fancy, be a rout. But I quite agree as to the
+great importance of patching up the fued between Chamberlain
+and Mr. Gladstone, for the sake of everybody and everything,
+and I shall continue to do all I can in that sense. I had a letter
+from Chamberlain as to Ireland on Saturday to which I replied.
+I think my reply will bring another, and on that I can try again
+in your sense.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+CHAS. W. DILKE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, April 24, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Naturally the Radical Associations
+want to hear you, for even so humble an individual as I
+am gets a dozen letters every morning asking me to go to
+meetings at all sorts of places.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think that the feeling in the country is this:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+They regard the principle of the Bill to be a Domestic Legislation
+for Ireland. The Radicals are in the main opposed to
+"orders" and to exclusion of Irish. They do not like the idea
+of Radicals voting with the Whigs and Tories against the
+principle, and the view that it would be impossible for successful
+opposition to take place in Committee against the "orders" and
+the "admission" is too complicated for their understandings.
+In fact they don't want a Party division to be spoilt, and wish
+to humble the Tories and the Whigs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Morley writes to me to-day to say that your speech means
+coercion. I have replied that in all things there must be a give
+and take.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am sure that if you can get an assurance that the question
+of the admission is to be a <i>bona fide</i> open one, that we should win
+on it&mdash;assuming that the Conservatives go for it. Such an
+arrangement avoids the necessity of either side marching under
+the harrow.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P329"></a>329}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Once the question left open, in the interval between the
+Second Reading and Committee, we could get up a strong
+agitation for the "admission," whilst no one would be opposing
+us, and you would have all the credit of the alteration.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, April 30, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I think that you must now see
+that the Irish Bills in their present form are doomed.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have a list of 111 Liberals pledged against Second Reading.
+Of these I know of 59 who have publicly communicated their
+intentions to their constituents. I believe most of the rest are
+safe, but, making all allowances for desertions, there is not much
+chance of forcing the Second Reading through.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I know of many men who are pledged like yourself to vote
+for amendments in Committee, and some who are pledged to
+vote against Second Reading if the amendments are not carried.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Land Bill has no friends at all.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is difficult to say what my own following as distinguished
+from Hartington's is, but I reckon that something like fifty
+would vote for Second Reading, if my amendments were
+conceded.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is time that a final decision was taken. The fight is
+growing hotter every day and the division of the party will be
+irretrievable if the controversy is pushed much further. I am not
+surprised at the action of the Caucuses. I know them pretty
+well, and they consist of the most active and thoroughgoing
+partisans. But it is the men who stay away who turn elections,
+and there will be a larger abstention on this Irish question than
+we have ever had before in the history of the Liberal party.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I believe the issue is in the hands of Radicals like yourself.
+If you exert the necessary pressure the Bills may be recast.
+Much has been done by their introduction. The Party as a
+whole has accepted their principle of Home Rule, and we might
+come to an agreement about the details. But this will be out
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P330"></a>330}</span>
+of the question if we go into opposite lobbies on the Second
+Reading.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is no necessity to withdraw the Bill at once. If the
+Government will give the necessary assurance of amendments
+to retain Irish Representation and Imperial control of taxation,
+we might carry Second Reading and then the Bills could be
+committed <i>pro forma</i> for the necessary changes, or withdrawn
+for the session.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+All our people would be delighted at the postponement of the
+dissolution, and in the interval we might kiss and be friends.
+I do not suppose the Chief will listen to this, but I have thought
+it right to make one more effort before the battle is finally
+engaged&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 1, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I have been doing my best to get
+some sort of <i>modus vivendi</i> in which the honours of war would be
+divided.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I had a letter from Morley yesterday in which he promised
+to be most conciliatory at Glasgow. He said:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"I don't think there is a pin of difference between you
+and me as to the desirableness of passing the Second
+Reading at almost any cost. But Chamberlain wants
+us to go down on our knees, and this cannot be done for
+the money."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He had previously suggested to me what he said, I see, at
+Glasgow about the Irish Members coming back in three years.
+I replied that this might possibly form a basis, but that it must
+in this case be understood that they came back without any
+further legislature on the subject. To this he demurred, but I
+think that he would not make difficulties.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I do not dispute your figures, but I would point out to you
+that some of your fifty can be manipulated. As a rule a big cave
+does not hold together. Some of its Members in the end take
+refuge in voting for a Party Bill, and give as a pretext some
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P331"></a>331}</span>
+phrase used by the Minister for having done so, and in the
+G.O.M. you have a past master in these sort of catching phrases.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I was brought up in diplomacy. When two countries send
+each other their ultimatums, a third country desirous of peace
+proposes something between the two, and peace is made upon
+its adoption by the belligerents.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have been suggesting that Mr. Gladstone should agree to
+leave the question an open one, the word "open" being understood
+to signify that the Whips do not tell, and that every
+one&mdash;Ministers included&mdash;should be allowed to vote as they please.
+I don't well see how the G.O.M. could go further. Although
+we may call it a detail, the exclusion of Irish Members is really
+a fundamental principle in the Bill, and were he absolutely to
+agree to change it, this would be, as Morley says, going down on
+his knees to you who, whether right or wrong, are the head centre
+of the Radical minority, and not of the majority. Would you,
+yourself, eat humble pie to this extent? Moreover, I think
+that, if he had to submit this proposal to his Cabinet, there would
+be suspicions, and the Cabinet just now can hardly stand another
+split.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have never gathered that Mr. Gladstone himself is opposed
+to the retention of the Irish. All that he says is, "The problem
+is a difficult one: show me a good plan and I have no objection
+to adopt it."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is another way of meeting you, but I don't know
+whether Mr. Gladstone would accept it. It is this. Leave
+matters as they now are with respect to the Irish Members, by
+eliminating all clauses excluding them. Their position would
+thus be left to future legislation on the subject. They would
+in this case sit as they are, and vote upon Imperial and
+English local issues until the entire question is treated in a
+separate Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A third plan might be that of John Morley's, to exclude them
+for three years, and for them at the end to come back as they
+are now, unless any alteration during the interval be legislatively
+made in their position.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Parnell is very much opposed to the retention. He puts his
+opposition upon the difficulty of getting Irishmen to come over.
+He asks whether there are to be two separate elections, or only
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P332"></a>332}</span>
+one. In the first case, he complains of the expense and of the
+difficulty of finding men, in the second he asks how men can sit
+and vote in both Parliaments when they are both sitting at the
+same time.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Do pray be conciliatory in the matter, and be satisfied with
+the substance. If the "open question" were granted, I am sure
+that you would have a majority of Radicals, who agree with you
+in the main, but think that they ought to regard the Second
+Reading at the conservation of the principle of a domestic
+Legislature for Ireland. After all, a General Election with a Radical
+split would either give Mr. Gladstone a majority against you,
+or would end in a Conservative victory, neither of which would
+be a gain to you.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I take Brand's constituents of Stroud, and the constituency
+of Ipswich as specimens of public feeling, for I have been at both
+of them this week.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+At Stroud we had a meeting. The Whigs did not attend.
+Winterbotham took the chair. He announced that he should
+vote against the Bill. There were groans and "three cheers
+for Gladstone." I went for the Bill, but explained that it
+was desirable that the Irish Members should be retained,
+and that this was your view. There were shouts of "let him
+vote with Gladstone on the Second Reading." At the end
+some overzealous ass proposed "three cheers for Brand." This
+was met with a chorus of howls and groans. I enquired
+later on what was the real position, and was told that all
+the Radicals were against Brand, but that there would be
+no use calling upon him to resign, as about five hundred Whigs
+would stick to him, and these with the Conservatives would
+secure his return.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+At Ipswich the meeting was entirely for the Second Reading.
+I praised up Collins, etc. They cheered his name, but
+whilst dead against the Land Bill, went for the other Bill, and
+did not seem to care much for details. Two of the County
+Members spoke. They had been returned&mdash;mainly through
+Collins's exertions&mdash;but they told me that the agricultural
+labourers wanted the question settled, and did not care much how it
+was settled.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P333"></a>333}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;You have never let me have your "plan" in reply to
+the observation, that the idea is good in theory, but that the
+practical difficulties are insuperable.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Telegram, Mr. Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HAWARDEN, May 1, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Herbert Gladstone expected from Scotland to-night letter
+from me to Midlothian will shortly appear.[<a id="chap12fn7text"></a><a href="#chap12fn7">7</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+GLADSTONE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ LABOUCHERE,<br>
+ 10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, S.W.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+POPE'S VILLA, TWICKENHAM, May 1, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I have just got this telegram. If
+Mr. Gladstone has not told you that he is going to write his
+letter, don't please let it out. I sent him yesterday your
+figures as to the division, and preached as strongly as I could
+conciliation, telling him that some sort of give-and-take
+<i>modus vivendi</i> should be arrived at, otherwise the Bill might be
+lost.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 3, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Mr. Gladstone has your ultimatumest
+of ultimatums. My impression is that he will assent.
+I had a talk with Morley this morning, and knocked it well into
+his head that the question, as you say, is to be or not to be as
+regards the Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P334"></a>334}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The decision will depend very much upon the figures.
+Of course they don't take yours <i>au pied de la lettre</i>, but they
+evidently are thoroughly uncomfortable about them. They
+admit that the feeling throughout the country is in favour
+of the Irish remaining. Harcourt blustered fearfully in the
+Cabinet about his intentions. Perhaps it might be well if
+you were to write him a letter. If we can bring about an
+arrangement, it will be a great thing for the party&mdash;put aside
+the Bill.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 3, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I am pretty sure now that your
+terms will be accepted.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 3, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Since writing to you Arnold
+Morley asked me to come into his room. He said that he had
+been shown your letter, and wished to ask me whether I thought
+that the terms were the lowest that you would take. I said
+"Yes," that I thought they were. Was I quite certain that you
+would not vote for the bill if there were no concession? Quite
+certain. Was it to be understood that you would vote for it if
+Mr. Gladstone said that the Government would support or bring
+in a clause granting representation to Ireland, leaving it for
+Committee to say how many constituted representation? I
+said, that I understood this, but that he had better consult your
+letter.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I see that there would be a row at once if Mr. Gladstone were
+to go into details, so I should think that it would be better to
+leave them alone. I told him that moreover Members (one
+had) had told me that they would only vote for the Bill if you
+were satisfied, and that he must perceive that the Radicals were
+in favour of the Irish remaining here. He admitted this, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P335"></a>335}</span>
+promised to explain this to Mr. Gladstone; he had, he said,
+in fact represented this to him ten days ago, only then your
+terms were not so limited as now.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Perhaps it might be well if you would write me a line (not
+in answer to this, or as though I had written to you) urging a
+speedy settlement&mdash;for Mr. Gladstone is apt to wait for something
+to turn up to his advantage.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+His letter to his electors is good clap-trap.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+BIRMINGHAM, May 4, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;My list alters every day as I receive
+further reports from my correspondents. I have only had
+notice of two deserters, and the total figures now stand as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ Promised against, 133<br>
+ Absolutely pledged, 84<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have not heard anything from Mr. Gladstone, but have
+written to Harcourt as you suggest. I am unable to make more
+of Mr. Gladstone's manifesto than of many other of his public
+utterances, but I note one point with satisfaction. He says in
+effect that the retention of Irish members is a mere detail: to
+me it is vital, but if it is only a detail to him surely there is no
+excuse for his not publicly giving way.&mdash;Believe me, yours very
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HIGHBURY, MOOR GREEN,<br>
+ BIRMINGHAM, May 4, 1886.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I have a number of enquiries as
+to what I am going to do. I thought I had made it all clear in
+my speeches, but I reply to every one that I shall certainly vote
+against Second Reading unless I can get satisfactory assurances
+beforehand; and that I will not vote for Second Reading unless
+I know that the Government will keep the Irish Representation
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P336"></a>336}</span>
+on its present footing. That means, of course, either 103 members
+or a reduction according to population. Any other representation
+would be illogical and absurd. The interest of Ireland
+in Imperial questions is in proportion to population and not to
+her share of total taxation. It might be in proportion to her
+share of the taxation for <i>Imperial</i> objects. Surely the best plan
+would be to accept your suggestion and for the Government to
+agree to drop the clauses about Representation at Westminster,
+leaving it an open question for Committee whether there should
+be any reduction, or any restriction on their liberty of speaking
+and voting on non-Imperial subjects.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But will not Mr. Gladstone be content to secure the affirmation
+of the principle by Second Reading, vote, and then commit
+the Bill <i>pro forma</i> for amendments or withdraw it for the session?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If anything is to be done it should be at once, otherwise I
+doubt if, even with my assistance, the Second Reading can be
+carried. The opposition is more numerous than I supposed,
+and is growing.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In a previous letter I have sent you my latest figures.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 6, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Morley would have agreed to
+leave out the clause. Mr. Gladstone would not. He has
+elaborated some alternative scheme, which is to come before
+the Cabinet to-morrow.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+From your personal standpoint I should say "take it." It
+will be a substantial concession, and will be made to you. If you
+do not, very possibly several of your followers will accept it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I really don't believe that you will get more. It will fully
+recognise the paramount character of the Imperial Parliament,
+enable Irish to vote on taxation, Imperial matters, etc., and I
+doubt whether the feeling is in favour of their voting on English
+issues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Anyhow, you get your principle recognised. The Bill, if it
+passes here, will be thrown out in the Lords. We shall go to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P337"></a>337}</span>
+the country, not on details of any Bill, but on a domestic
+legislature for Ireland, and many things may happen before next
+year.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;Don't say anything about this yet, for it is not definite,
+and won't be until to-morrow's Cabinet.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 7, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;The Cabinet yesterday was not a
+formal one; there is to be one to-morrow. Some, I understand,
+are in favour of cutting out the clause respecting the exclusion
+of the Irish, and leaving the matter to future legislation&mdash;others
+suggest alternative schemes. Of this I am certain, it may be
+that terms will not be agreed to before the discussion on the
+Second Reading, but, provided that the Bill cannot be carried
+without you and your friends, the point will be yielded. I
+regard therefore the matter as done, so don't pray act as though
+it were not. Any one takes a certain time to make grimaces
+before he consumes his humble pie, and does not gulp it down, so
+long as he has any hope of being able to avoid doing
+so.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, May 8, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I have just been reporting progress
+at Downing Street. Wolverton, who was there, quite agreed
+that if you want ninety Irish, you ought to have them; and, in
+fact, the simplest thing is to leave the lot as they are.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It was admitted that the Bill would require modifications,
+if the Irish are to sit. Objection was taken to our collecting all
+revenues on the score that the presence of the hated Saxon
+throughout the country would put the backs of the Irish up.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You will perhaps remember that Parnell entirely objects to
+the amount of the quota, and so, by showing him that he will
+lose by the whisky system, we might get him to unite in insisting
+upon an alteration.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P338"></a>338}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The idea of Herschell&mdash;which I put forward as mine, and said
+that you did not seem to object&mdash;took. If they can hit it off in
+the Cabinet by four o'clock, they are to let me know, and I will
+send you a telegram.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Things being as they are, I go to Hastings, with <i>Thérèse
+Raquin</i> to read in the train, with the hope that we are again
+a happy family.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Don't with Herschell make it too clear that the food on which
+our friends are browsing is humble pie. The substance is
+everything, and no sooner will it be known that you mean to vote for
+the Second Reading, and that Mr. Gladstone knocks the bottom
+out of his tub as regards the exclusion of the Irish, than the Tories
+and the Whigs will point the moral.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I read out the words which Mr. Gladstone was to use in his
+speech. "What then are the modifications?" they asked. I
+said that as he was not wanted to specify them, they ought to
+rest and be happy with the phrase. I said that all that I had
+written down was in no sort of way binding on you, and, so far
+as you were concerned, was non-existing, and that they were to
+be treated as my own pious opinions.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;I said that I gathered that you would not be in this
+afternoon, but to-morrow morning.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Telegram, Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+May 8, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Stansfield who was in train says all went right at meeting
+this afternoon Herschell not there thought to be out of town if
+you do not hear from him this is why.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Arnold Morley to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+12 DOWNING STREET, S.W., May 8, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;Herschell had to leave town before
+the end of the Cabinet, and on his return on Monday he will be
+sitting in the House of Lords.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Perhaps later on it may be arranged.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P339"></a>339}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Would you or would you not telegraph to him to explain his
+not coming?&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ARNOLD MORLEY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Sunday, May 9, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;On coming back here from Hastings,
+I have found this letter from Arnold Morley. I think that
+the "cave in" is complete, and if you only seize the first
+opportunity to accentuate it and to recognise it, your triumph will be
+complete&mdash;details are, comparatively speaking, unimportant.
+If you get into a discussion about them you lose your triumph.
+You went for "full representation," and, as I understand it, you
+get it. At the meeting at Hastings a speaker alluded to you&mdash;dead
+silence. The man next me said, "A few months ago they
+would have all cheered." When I spoke I said that I thought
+Mr. Gladstone would agree to Irish Representatives, in which
+case I thought that you would vote for Second Reading upon
+which the audience cheered again and again. This shows how
+the cat jumps even in a place like Hastings, which is not very
+Radical.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Sunday, May 9,1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Morley has just been here. He
+don't want you to be told more than that you will be satisfied.
+I told him that I had seen you, and had said generally that you
+were mistaken in supposing that the Cabinet did not intend to
+yield, and that I had gathered from you that if they did, you
+would probably vote for the Second Reading. They are, I find,
+in some trouble about their definite statement about the third
+point&mdash;the right of the Irish to come here by requisition of the
+Dublin Parliament on all Imperial matters. They are prepared
+to elaborate some plan for them to legislate&mdash;or to have the power
+to legislate&mdash;upon such matters, but they have not yet themselves
+made out the plan to their satisfaction, nor can they agree as to
+what is Imperial and what is not. Mr. Gladstone therefore will
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P340"></a>340}</span>
+be rather guarded on this head, but he will (says Morley) make
+it quite clear that they accept the principle, and they <i>bona fide</i>
+are prepared to give it effect. They are, moreover, rather afraid
+of being too definite, because they have not seen nor heard
+anything from Parnell, and will not have the opportunity to do so
+before the debate commences. They assert that practically
+representation and taxation involve pretty well all Imperial
+measures&mdash;and this is to a great extent the fact, for the Crown
+declares war, makes treaties, etc. Anyhow they are quite ready
+to meet you on this, and if you think that Mr. Gladstone's words
+are too vague, or can suggest any others, Herschell will consult
+with you. Morley says that they are not going to take the
+debate next week, <i>de die in diem</i>. So if needed, anything can be
+cleared up on Tuesday. But he, of course, is anxious that you
+should declare your acceptance of the Bill as soon as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I finally told him to impress upon his great chief, that he must
+be clear. I really think that they are fully prepared to satisfy
+you.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., Sunday.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;What does your letter mean? It
+seems to me that you are being bamboozled by the old
+Parliamentary hand. Both Mr. Gladstone and Herbert Gladstone
+told people yesterday that they were not going to give way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am not going to leave the matter to Committee; unless the
+assurances to-morrow are precise and definite, I shall certainly
+vote against the Second Reading.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Monday, May 10, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Morley did not leave until one
+o'clock this morning, when I had a letter posted to you. I think
+that I put it perhaps too strongly about the "On Imperial matters,"
+but I had been fighting for the exact words, and was cross
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P341"></a>341}</span>
+about their not being precisely as I understood they were to be.
+Morley vowed that they would be. I said that they were not.
+Practically they are. I really do believe that they have not got
+a definition of "imperial," and they only do not want to bind
+themselves to the Irish Parliament being obliged to <i>demand</i>
+representation. I said "peace and war." Morley replied, "this
+belongs to the Crown, and is raised by supplies." I suggested
+"a commercial reciprocity treaty." He replied, "this too is in
+the hands of the Crown, and is raised by a change in taxation."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I do not think that there is any <i>mala fides</i>, but a desire to
+avoid hostile criticism, on "what is Imperial." Morley vowed
+to me again and again that there was no intention to dodge, and
+that having given up the principle they asked for nothing better
+than to make it full. I suggested, "all questions not excluded by
+the Bill." He replied, "state what questions, not involved in
+taxation, you mean, and show where one does not overlap the other."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As regards the Committee, they still hold to it, and this will
+cover most of the questions.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Please think this over, and if you can suggest any definite
+line of demarcation, and will give it me in the House, I will let
+Mr. Gladstone have it before he speaks.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My last words to Morley were: "Chamberlain is quite fair on
+his side: he has a natural distrust of the old Parliamentary hand,
+and will not be humbugged. He no doubt will not quarrel over
+mere words, but he must have the substance. Knock this well
+into Mr. Gladstone's head."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I write you this, because, thinking it over, I may have
+exaggerated a thing in which there is nothing important.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, Monday, May 10, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I gave Arnold Morley three
+questions to take to Mr. Gladstone.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+1. Would he propose the retention of Irish Members for all
+questions of taxation?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+2. Would they come here like English Members?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P342"></a>342}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+3. Would taxation include everything which was involved
+in Imperial taxation affecting them?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He answered "yes" to all, but said that in regard to taxation
+he had suddenly thought that the tea tax is renewed every year,
+and that he had not put this before the Cabinet, but he personally
+had no sort of objection to their voting on it, and did not suppose
+that the Cabinet had.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I suggested that Herschell should see you. He writes to say
+that he will be engaged all Tuesday and suggests Wednesday.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have told them&mdash;which they all know&mdash;that the speech has
+produced the most deplorable effect, and that you are quite
+right in being indignant; and that unless they definitely make up
+their minds to explain everything satisfactorily, the Bill is lost.
+This they admit.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am urging on them to agree to introduce themselves a clause
+about "other Imperial matters," and I tell them that unless
+they are frank and yield on such points it is utterly vain to hope
+to win over you or any one else.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The funny thing is that Mr. Gladstone has walked off under
+the conviction that his speech was most satisfactory.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Telegram, Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, May 11, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think they are quite conscious of their mistake, and ready
+to capitulate along the line. Would it not be possible to see the
+emissary to-morrow or Thursday?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., May 11, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;In the remarkable speech of the
+Prime Minister last night,[<a id="chap12fn8text"></a><a href="#chap12fn8">8</a>] nothing impressed me more than the
+passages in which he spoke of the advantages of public
+declarations in the House of Commons as contrasted with the
+inconvenience of underground negotiations carried on elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P343"></a>343}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Under all circumstances you will, I am sure, approve my
+decision not to enter on any further private discussions of the
+proposals of the Government.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If they have any fresh modifications to suggest, I hope they will
+state them in the House, when I am sure they will receive the most
+favourable consideration from all who, like myself, deeply regret
+the differences of opinion which have arisen in the Liberal Party.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am engaged all Wednesday, but this is of no consequence,
+as in the present position of matters no good could come of any
+private interview.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Labouchere appends a note to this letter as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+"This is in reply to a letter I wrote Chamberlain last night
+to say that he would do well to keep quiet, as probably Herschel,
+would see him on Wednesday&mdash;not having been able to see him
+last Saturday."
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+TWICKENHAM, May 17, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;If I speak to-day or to-morrow,
+I shall say nothing about negotiations.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This is, I think, about what occurred. Mr. Gladstone was
+ready to yield and bring in the "Imperial matters" Clause before
+the Saturday Cabinet. At the Cabinet he was asked whether
+he had elaborated such a clause, which previously he had said
+was impossible to devise. He had to admit that he had not, and
+so a lot of asses, some of whom did not understand the exact point,
+and the necessity of sticking to any agreement, talked on until
+it was time for them all to go away.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+On Sunday, when I first saw Arnold Morley after receiving
+your note, he vowed that it was all agreed to, and as I told you
+I wrote down the three points in his presence. When he came
+in the evening, after having sent to Mr. Gladstone, he explained
+that it was impossible absolutely to say that Mr. Gladstone would
+pledge himself to bring in the Third Clause, because he had not
+framed any Clause, and could not give a definite promise until
+he knew whether he could frame it. I urged him not to leave
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P344"></a>344}</span>
+Mr. Gladstone until he had framed it, and there was a Cabinet
+on Monday. Still it was not framed. Hence Mr. Gladstone's
+extraordinary shilly-shally speech. They all perceived what
+fools they had been, except those who were anxious that no
+agreement should be come to with you (notably Harcourt who
+is playing for the succession), and it was hoped that Herschell
+would be able to smooth down matters. There was to be a
+Cabinet on Thursday, and I think the Clause would have been
+framed, only by this time they did not see why they should yield,
+if concession would not ensure the Bill, and Mr. Gladstone (as
+usual) thought that time should be taken to see how things
+developed themselves.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In the House, as you know, there is a feeling that the Bill
+should be read as a declaration of the principle of "a local
+legislature," and nothing more. Mr. Gladstone has not said a word
+about this. It would be a bitter pill, and he is just now in a
+prophetic state of belief that, if he dissolves, he will carry
+everything before him. What the Constituencies will do, neither you,
+nor he, nor any one else can predicate. It may be that with the
+Irish vote, the desire to settle, the belief in him, and the notion
+that he has been treated ungenerously, he will win. My impression
+is that we shall be much as we are, except that the Tories
+will be strengthened at the expense of the Liberal and Radical
+seceders.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Now, I put this to you for my private information. It is no
+proposal from Government. They hold that you are irreconcilable,
+and are sulking. Supposing that he would withdraw the
+Bill after Second Reading, could you have a better and a bigger
+triumph? Read Salisbury's speech. Does this look like real
+union? Randolph is used to promise privately, but Salisbury
+has a vague idea of honour, and so he explains what such promises
+are worth.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Of course I don't know what Hartington promises.[<a id="chap12fn9text"></a><a href="#chap12fn9">9</a>] But
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P345"></a>345}</span>
+does he love you? No. The Whigs are all running about
+boasting how they have you in their toils.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You may believe me or not, but I really do want to see a way
+to a reconciliation, because I want you to be our leader. A
+reconciliation is still possible on the basis of withdrawing the
+Bill after reading it a second time. To withdraw it before would
+be too much humble pie, and Mr. Gladstone sees&mdash;and no doubt
+you do&mdash;that this would ruin him. Moreover, the man has
+some feeling in the matter.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Supposing that you were to announce on Thursday that the
+Government must withdraw after Second Reading. If Mr. Gladstone
+was to do this, afterwards, he would be knocking under
+completely, and yet almost all the Radicals (except Illingworth
+and Co.) would endorse your suggestion.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+By autumn many things may happen. Mr. Gladstone
+would have brought in a Bill, he would have withdrawn it on
+your demand, and you may depend on it, he never would bring
+in one again in the same shape, but one satisfactory to Radicals
+and unsatisfactory to Whigs and Conservatives.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This therefore seems to me far better than discussing concessions,
+whilst from your own standpoint I emphatically say that
+it is better for you than to go to the country against Mr. Gladstone,
+against what is called the party, and with such a lot as
+Salisbury and the Whigs, who regard you as the devil incarnate.
+Let the latter gravitate to the Tories.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is also this: sentiment is a factor in politics. The notion
+that you are in any way acting ungenerously to Mr. Gladstone
+renders, or will render, the Radicals rabid against you, and after
+all they are the only persons who agree with you in politics, or
+who have any real idea of being <i>your party</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I write this for your <i>private eye</i>. I shall not say to any one
+that I have written to you.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If, however, you hold to the idea of the Second Reading
+and the withdrawal, I would work in that direction.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;Your Ulster fervour does not wash. They are utter
+humbugs, these worthy Orangemen.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P346"></a>346}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., May 17, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I have never doubted your sincere
+desire to bring about an arrangement. I do not intend to make
+any allusion in public to the negotiations. I blame no one for
+their failure&mdash;there were misunderstandings on both sides. But
+I cannot conceive how Mr. Gladstone could have supposed that
+the terms of his speech were calculated to meet the objections
+taken. As regards the present situation I am pledged now to vote
+against the Second Reading, and I must do so, whatever may be
+said as to subsequent withdrawal.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Our friends feel&mdash;and I think they are right&mdash;that they cannot
+treat a vote for Second Reading of a Bill as though it were only
+an abstract resolution.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I admit the truth of nearly all that you say as to the prospects
+of the party. No man can foretell the results of the General
+Election, but I expect with you that the Tories will gain. I think
+they will gain chiefly at the expense of the supporters of the Bill,
+but in this I may be mistaken.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I cannot struggle against the torrent of lies and slanders
+directed against my personal action. I can only say that I have
+been, I believe, more anxious for reconciliation that any one of my
+followers or present allies. I have not to my knowledge said a
+single bitter word about Mr. Gladstone, or expressed either in
+private or in public anything but respect for him and belief in
+his absolute sincerity. Yet in spite of this the supporters of the
+Government are more bitter against me than against any one
+else.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+For the present I shall maintain the same reserve, and shall
+not attempt reprisals; but if the discussion goes on much longer
+on the same terms I suppose I shall have to defend myself and
+to say what I think of some of those gentlemen who, having
+swallowed their own principles and professions, are indignant
+with me because my digestion is less accommodating.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have an enormous correspondence, some of it hostile, but
+most of it friendly. The breach in the party is widening, and in
+a short time it will be beyond repair.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+All I can say is that I have done all in my power to heal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P347"></a>347}</span>
+it&mdash;short of giving up my conscientious convictions and assenting
+to measures which I believe are totally wrong. I have not the
+least feeling against Mr. Gladstone; he is sincere in all that he is
+doing&mdash;but I cannot think favourably of many of those who are
+loud in his support, but who to my certain knowledge are as
+much opposed to his Bills in their hearts as I am myself.&mdash;Yours
+very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;Salisbury's speech is as bad as anything can be.[<a id="chap12fn10text"></a><a href="#chap12fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ TRUTH BUILDINGS, CARTERET STREET,<br>
+ QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, S.W.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Herschell and one or two others
+were to meet (or possibly have met) to-day to decide upon what
+proposals were to be submitted to you. But I will let them have
+your letter. If the G.O.M. loses his Bill, it will be from not
+having been able to be clear for five minutes in his seventy-seven
+years,&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Tuesday&mdash;or rather Wednesday Morning, May 25, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I am pretty certain that unless
+wiser counsels prevail, Mr. Gladstone will not consent to
+withdraw the Clause. Childers, who has been doing all that he can
+to induce him to do so, finds that the Cabinet (so far as they
+have an opinion) are against it, and Mr. Gladstone strongly so.
+Morley vows that he would rather die, and that sort of thing.
+I cannot find that they have any valid reason for this, but so
+it is.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Gladstone will, I think, in as plain words as possible (if
+he can be plain for a few minutes), fall back upon the programme
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P348"></a>348}</span>
+that we were negotiating, and say that he will so modify the Bill
+in Committee that it will give the Irish Representation here on
+Imperial matters, and he seems to have a notion floating in his
+brain of announcing that if the Second Reading be passed he
+will either withdraw or defer the Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The notion seems to be that the Liberal opponents may be
+put down at 100, and that this will reduce them to 70; these
+calculations, however, are evidently upon exceedingly vague
+data.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It is pretty clear that a number of the opponents do not like
+the idea of a dissolution, and that they are very anxious for an
+arrangement. It is therefore quite possible that they will come
+in upon some such basis.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Do pray think the matter over, and consider whether it is
+not worth your while taking these assurances as a concession to
+you. Of course it is not certain that they will be definite, but
+you might insist upon their being made definite in the House of
+Commons.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I think that it is a proof of astounding weakness not giving
+up the Clause. These people can never make up their minds
+either to fight or to make peace. The G.O.M. has a natural
+love of shilly-shally, and those around him encourage him in this
+for their own purposes. My own belief is that they don't want
+you to vote for the Bill, and that you would spoil their game
+if you did. The G.O.M. cannot last, and if only you would
+rally you would be certain of the mantle, whereas with Goschen
+and Hartington you never possibly can get on.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, The Derby Day, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;If you can agree to anything less
+than the excision of the twenty-fourth Clause, and consider that
+it would be useful to let Mr. Gladstone know this, could you
+write me a letter stating your views? This I could let
+Mr. Gladstone have to-morrow morning, as a letter to me and <i>not
+intended</i> for him to see, with the understanding that it is for his
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P349"></a>349}</span>
+private reading and not for his Cabinet. It might probably
+lead him to go farther than he otherwise would in his concessions.
+He, no doubt, wants to pass his Bill, and although he believes
+that he would sweep the country at an election, he must in his
+calmer moments know that he may possibly not do so. But I am
+certain that there are men in the Cabinet who, whilst pretending
+to be in favour of conciliation, are doing all they can to
+prevent it&mdash;some arbitrarily, and some because their private
+ambitions point to your being forced into a position of antagonism.
+I do not think that Mr. Gladstone will be likely to change in
+regard to the Cabinet decision respecting the twenty-fourth
+Clause. The point therefore is to find some other mode of
+ensuring what is practically a surrender in respect to Irish
+representation here. The excision of the Clause is the simple and
+direct method, but when did our venerable friend ever take the
+direct method? If, however, he <i>clearly</i>, <i>distinctly</i>, and <i>definitely</i>
+pledges himself to introduce a Clause having the same object as
+the excision, and to incorporate it in his Bill, the result is the same,
+although the road may not be quite as straight. He might easily
+be parried in the House by your saying, "I understand the Prime
+Minister to, etc., etc.," and then you might fairly say that you
+have got precisely what you want, and thus bear off the honours
+of war. You have never publicly insisted upon the particular
+mode by means of which the desired end is to be
+attained.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, Wednesday.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I have just got your note and
+have privately let Mr. Gladstone know your position. I have
+suggested this, that if he intends to insert a Clause giving the
+Irish Representation, he must necessarily withdraw the
+twenty-fourth, and that consequently he can use the word "withdraw,"
+which might get over the difficulty. But whether he will do
+this, I don't know. Except that the Cabinet would not hear of
+the withdrawal, and leaving matters as they are in regard to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P350"></a>350}</span>
+Irish Representation until future Legislation, they seem to have
+left him a free hand.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Thursday, May 26, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;There is no doubt about the prorogation.
+It was settled last night, much against the wishes of
+some, who regard it as too much of a surrender. I have been
+urging that Fowler, who is to speak after some Conservative who
+has got the adjournment for to-morrow, should translate from
+one hour of Gladstonese into five minutes of English. The
+absurd objection to this is (as yet) that he is not in the
+Cabinet. My impression is that most of the Radicals will
+return to the fold. They don't like a dissolution, with a Liberal
+enemy against them. This is all very well for you, but the fry
+will go to the wall in these localities. Some of the Scotch have
+also come in.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+After all, if Mr. Gladstone withdraws his Bill and agrees to
+bring in another, in which Clause twenty-four is to be reversed&mdash;the
+exclusion being inclusion&mdash;he does more than withdraw the
+clause, and the prorogation was really only decided on by
+Mr. Gladstone in order to give you full satisfaction. Caine, I hear,
+says that he never will vote for the Bill&mdash;probably not, considering
+the influence of the Cavendishes at Barrow. If he did, he
+would not get in.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+May 29, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;I think that I have arranged for
+a written antidote which will appear on Monday to the "responsible
+frivolity" of our loquacious and indiscreet friend. I am not
+yet quite sure whether it is arranged, so please don't say anything
+to <i>any one</i> about it, or, if it appears, say that I had anything to
+do with it. <i>He</i> insists that he said in the House exactly what
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P351"></a>351}</span>
+he had said at the Meeting.[<a id="chap12fn11text"></a><a href="#chap12fn11">11</a>] Reading his speech, it is difficult to
+pin him to any particular passage&mdash;the only thing that can be
+said is that he used phrases, which might cover a wider principle
+than "a domestic Legislature for Irish affairs." I was asked to
+put on paper my objections to the speech.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I took these points: (1.) that he made a vote cover a general
+recognition of the Bill; (2.) that he studiously limited all
+"reconstruction" to a particular point; (3.) that he implied, and almost
+stated that the Bill was to be introduced, and made no clear offer
+to consider the whole subject of the details which were to give
+effect to the principle of his domestic Legislature principle, and
+did not say that he would consider any suggestions offered to
+him by leading persons in the Liberal Party.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+These are, in point of fact, your criticisms, not mine.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>He</i> was astounded at any one not finding all this in his speech,
+but I said that, surprising as this might be, no one friend or foe
+had found anything of the kind.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It seems to me that the real object of all should be to tide
+over the present conjunction, and to leave everything "without
+prejudice" for this autumn Session. The public do not know the
+object of their adoration as we do. He is still their fetish, and
+they regard any doubt of his divine character as sacrilege.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I should have thought that Henry James' idea of not voting
+would have suited both you and Hartington. It certainly is the
+most logical outcome of the position. He says that the Bill is a
+mere declaration of principle. You say that it may be more.
+He offers to withdraw the Bill, after the principle has been ratified
+by a vote. You cannot quite believe him in anything beyond
+that the Bill will be withdrawn. This being so, if all of you were
+to agree to leave him and his principle to find their level in the
+House of Commons&mdash;to say that you are for a domestic legislature,
+and therefore cannot vote for the Bill, but that you are not
+for more, and therefore that you cannot vote for a Bill which
+may involve more. I think that this would put you quite right
+with the Radicals, and leave you a free hand, although it may
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P352"></a>352}</span>
+be doubtful whether the Whigs, who go against principle and
+details, would be quite so wise to accept this solution.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If, however, the Whigs do vote, and if you and your people
+abstain, it is not quite certain that we should carry the Bill; in
+which case the outcry would be against the abstainers, and they
+would be cursed for precipitating a dissolution against the idol.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+According to the Whips, Saunders has again got salvation.
+Half of these people are like women, who are pleased to keep up
+the "I will" and "I won't" as long as possible in order to be
+counted. Generally this ends in "I will."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Akers Douglas told the Whips last night that the debate was
+not to end before Thursday; they could not quite make out
+whether this was official or not.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 5, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;At the desire of a large number of
+Radical Members of Parliament, I write to make an appeal to
+you with regard to your attitude upon the Government for
+Ireland Bill. They are all of them amongst your warmest
+admirers, and they have always looked to you as the leader of their
+phase of political thought. They advocated your "unauthorised
+programme" at the last General Election, and they have
+persistently defended you against the attacks and aspersions of all
+who have denounced you and your views upon political or social
+issues. With much that you have said upon the Irish Bill they
+agree, and they think that they have a right to ask you to give
+a fair consideration to any request that they may make to you
+in order to maintain the union which they are anxious should
+exist between you and them. In your speech upon the Second
+Reading of the Bill, you said that you were in favour of the
+principles of a separate domestic Legislature for Ireland, with
+due reservations, but that you did not consider that Mr. Gladstone
+had made it sufficiently clear that voting for the Bill would
+mean nothing but a recognition of this principle, and would
+leave its supporters absolute independence of judgment with
+regard to the new Bill that he might introduce in an autumn
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P353"></a>353}</span>
+Session. I think that he has met this objection in his letter to
+Mr. Moulton that has been published to-day. We think, therefore,
+that perhaps you could not respond to our wishes, and either
+vote for the Bill or&mdash;if you could not go so far as this&mdash;abstain
+from voting. The issue of the division on Monday is, we believe,
+entirely in your hands. Should the Bill be lost there will be a
+General Election at once, which will disturb the trade and
+commerce of the country; and it will take place at a time which, as
+no doubt you are aware, will be the worst period of the year for
+the Radicals, owing to the Registration Laws now in force. It is
+impossible to shut our eyes to the fact that a General Election,
+without you on our side, may lead to a Whig-Tory, or Tory-Whig
+Government, which would relegate to the dim and distant
+future all those measures which you and we so ardently desire
+may become law. Under these circumstances is it too much for
+us to ask you to make an effort to avert all these contingencies?
+When Achilles returned to his tent, the Greeks were defeated.
+What would it have been had Achilles lent the weight of his arm
+to the Trojans? I fully recognise how conciliatory your attitude
+has been, and how anxiously you have sought to see your way
+from disruption during all the discussions which I have had with
+you. I still cannot help hoping that, in view of the distant
+assurances of Mr. Gladstone in his letter to Mr. Moulton, and in view
+of the wishes of so many of your warmest admirers in the House
+of Commons, you will see your way to defer to the request which,
+through me, they make to you.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+June 5, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;This letter is really written at the
+desire of a lot of Radicals. They were pestering me all last
+evening.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The position is this: 316 pledged for, 136 pledged against,
+leaving out the Speaker and those absent; there are about 26
+not absolutely pledged on either side, or inclined to reconsider
+their pledges. We have got some to promise to abstain or to
+follow the Maker Pease in voting for the Bill. But we have not
+yet enough, and so far as I can see at present the Bill is lost.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P354"></a>354}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The issue therefore really depends upon you. Surely it
+would be well to stave it off by saving the Bill. Much may
+happen before autumn. We may lose the G.O.M., who has
+a very collapsed look. Anyhow, if he does bring in <i>his</i> Bill again,
+it will never pass in the autumn, but will be lost by a large majority.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am really writing to you without speaking to any one of the
+Government, nor at the suggestion of the Government. You
+might yield very gracefully to the Radicals, and I make the
+letter an appeal <i>forma pauperis</i>. Were you to do so, you would
+become the most popular man in England, with all who are
+honestly your political adherents, for I need not say that the
+Whigs and Tories are not likely to adore you for long. It would
+be delicious to spring a correspondence on the Government and
+the public on Monday morning. I am going down to Twickenham
+this afternoon until Monday. If you think it any good I
+would meet you anywhere before going.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+This occurred to me yesterday. Mr. Gladstone might adjourn
+the debate till some day in the autumn Session, and then
+carry it on, after stating all the changes he will make in his Bill.
+The difficulty of this is, that he vows that it is against all
+Parliamentary rule to legislate after the Approbation Act. I don't
+know whether he could meet this by votes on account. Then,
+too, is it certain that he would have a majority? If however you
+approve of this, I would again suggest it.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+40 PRINCE'S GARDENS, S.W., June 5, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I thank you for your letter of this
+morning, and sincerely appreciate the spirit in which it is written,
+but especially your recognition that my attitude has been
+conciliatory throughout these unfortunate differences, and that I
+have been at all times most anxious to prevent the disruption
+of the Liberal Party.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+You do not give me the names of the friends on whose behalf
+you write, and who now urge me to vote in favour of the Second
+Reading of a Bill with many of my objections to which they
+themselves agree. I do not know therefore whether or no they
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P355"></a>355}</span>
+have already pledged themselves to take the course which you
+urge upon me, but I assume that this is the case as I have not
+myself received any communications in the same sense from any
+of those who have declared their inability to support the Second
+Reading.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I am unable to accept your reference to my speech as quite
+accurate, but I adhere on every point to the words of the original
+report. I quite admit that Mr. Gladstone has given ample
+assurance that he will not hold any member who may vote for
+the Second Reading as committed thereby to a similar vote for
+the Second Reading of the Bill when reintroduced in October,
+but the question still remains whether such members will not be
+obliged to take this course in order to preserve their own logical
+consistency.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Up to the present time Mr. Gladstone has given no indication
+whatever that the Bill to be presented in October will be
+materially different from the Bill now before the House. On the
+contrary, he has distinctly stated that he will not depart from
+the main outlines of the present measure. It is, however, to
+the main outlines of the present Bill that the opposition of my
+friends and myself has been directed, and it appears to me that
+we should be stultifying ourselves if we were to abstain at the
+last moment from giving effect to our conscientious convictions.
+We are ready to accept as a principle the expediency of establishing
+some kind of legislative authority in Ireland subject to the
+conditions which Mr. Gladstone himself has laid down, but we
+honestly believe that none of these conditions are satisfactorily
+secured by the plan which has been placed before us. I share
+your apprehension as to the General Election at the present
+time; but the responsibility for this must, I think, rest with
+those who will have brought in and forced to a division a Bill
+which, in the words of Mr. Bright, "not twenty members
+outside the Irish party would support if Mr. Gladstone's great
+authority were withdrawn from it."&mdash;I am, yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;As I understand that many Radical members are
+cognisant of your letter, I propose to send it together with my
+reply for publication in the <i>Times</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P356"></a>356}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+10 QUEEN ANNE'S GATE, June 5, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR CHAMBERLAIN,&mdash;Yes, I thought of publishing
+if you were to agree&mdash;but if not&mdash;I rather think it would not
+conduce to the Second Reading. It might even if you said that
+you would advise others to abstain, or something of that sort.
+The G.O.M. will die rather than withdraw his Bill, but he might
+perhaps be induced to adjourn the debate until autumn, if you
+were to suggest this. I am off to Twickenham, as I have Palto
+and Ellen Terry coming down, who (thank God) probably have
+never heard of the infernal Bill. Randolph is, I believe, coming,
+but I suppose it is no use asking you to join such frivolous society.
+My conviction is that the Radicals are damned for years if we
+are defeated to-morrow.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If you can write anything comforting, and send it here
+tomorrow morning, I will tell some one here to bring it down at
+once to Pope's Villa.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn1text">1</a>] The <i>Times</i>, January 4, 1886.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn2text">2</a>]It was upon this Amendment that Lord Salisbury's Government was
+defeated.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn3text">3</a>] The lull in Mr. Labouchere's correspondence
+is accounted for by the fact
+that Lord Salisbury's Government,
+finding itself in a minority of 79 on the
+early morning of January 27,
+resigned, and, on February 26, Mr. Gladstone
+became Prime Minister for the third time.
+Mr. Chamberlain became
+President of the Local Government Board.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn4text">4</a>] Mr. Chamberlain had resigned his post
+in the Cabinet on March 16.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn5text">5</a>] On April 8 Mr. Gladstone moved the first
+reading of the Home Rule Bill.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn6text">6</a>] Land Bill introduced and the First Reading on April 16.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn7text">7</a>] On May 3, a manifesto was issued from
+Mr. Gladstone in which he
+intimated that the Land Bill was no longer
+to be an essential article of the
+Liberal faith, and that, in the Home Rule Bill,
+all questions of detail were
+subsidiary. The only important thing
+was to support the principle of establishing
+a Legislative Body in Dublin empowered to make laws for Irish as
+distinguished from Imperial affairs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn8text">8</a>] Motion made for Second Reading of Home Rule Bill and amendment,
+on May 10th.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn9text">9</a>] On May 14th, a meeting summoned by
+Lord Hartington met at Devonshire House,
+at which Mr. Chamberlain was present. It was calculated at
+this meeting that the "dissenting Liberals"
+would amount to something over
+one hundred. The important point of the meeting
+was that Mr. Chamberlain
+and Lord Hartington agreed, for the time,
+to act together and to vote against
+the Second Reading.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn10text">10</a>] Mr. Chamberlain was probably referring
+to Lord Salisbury's speech of
+May 15th, in which he suggested that the Irish
+belonged to the races incapable
+of self-government, such as&mdash;the Hottentots!
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap12fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap12fn11text">11</a>] On May 27th Mr. Gladstone held a meeting
+of Liberals at the Foreign
+Office, when, in a conciliatory speech,
+he declared that the Government desired,
+by a vote on the Second Reading,
+no more than to establish the <i>principle</i>
+of a measure, which was to give Home Rule to Ireland.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap13"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P357"></a>357}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XIII
+<br><br>
+SOME CONSEQUENCES OF BALFOUR'S COERCION POLICY
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+When Mr. Gladstone's Government was defeated on
+June 9 by 341 votes to 311, the Prime Minister
+immediately dissolved Parliament, and the General Election
+was over before the end of July, the Unionist majority being
+118. Mr. Gladstone resigned on July 12, before the final
+returns were sent in, and, when Parliament met again in
+August, Lord Salisbury was Prime Minister, Sir Michael
+Hicks-Beach, Chief Secretary for Ireland, and Lord
+Londonderry, Viceroy. The second great Home Rule battle had
+been fought and lost.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of course Irish affairs immediately occupied Parliament,
+but on September 21 the Land Bill, introduced by Parnell,
+and upon which, he warned the House, the peace of
+Ireland depended, was rejected by a majority of 95 votes.
+On October 23, the Plan of Campaign was launched and
+furiously denounced by the Conservatives in the House of
+Commons and on every platform throughout the country.
+Sir Michael Hicks-Beach resigned the Chief Secretaryship
+on account of his failing eyesight, and was replaced by
+Mr. Balfour. The first Parliament that met in 1887 was given
+notice of two measures for Ireland&mdash;a Coercion Bill to be
+introduced in the House of Commons and a Land Bill in the
+House of Lords. The Coercion Bill was the most stringent
+of its kind ever introduced. It abridged and destroyed the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P358"></a>358}</span>
+constitutional liberties of the people of Ireland and created
+new offences. It withdrew the protection of juries, and gave
+full powers to resident magistrates of dealing with cases of
+intimidation and of holding public meetings against the will
+of the executive. It was proposed, moreover, that the
+measure should be a permanent one, and not restricted to
+one or a limited number of years.[<a id="chap13fn1text"></a><a href="#chap13fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two extraordinary events occurred in that year, in both
+of which Mr. Labouchere played an important part. They
+both had their indirect origin in the coercive measures which
+Mr. Balfour succeeded in passing through the House. The
+first took place during the spring, when the <i>Times</i>, in order to
+strengthen the hands of the Government, in their remorseless
+warfare on Irish liberties, published, during the course of a
+series of articles called "Parnellism and Crime," the
+facsimile of a letter supposed to have been written by Mr. Parnell
+to Mr. Patrick Egan in 1882, referring brutally to the
+Phœnix Park murders. The letter was contained in the
+fourth article of the series. The reader will easily perceive
+from the following short extracts the spirit in which these
+articles were conceived: "Be the ultimate goal of these men
+(the Parnellites) what it will, they are content to march
+towards it in company with murderers. Murderers provide
+their funds, murderers share their inmost counsels, murderers
+have gone forth from the League[<a id="chap13fn2text"></a><a href="#chap13fn2">2</a>] offices to set their bloody
+work afoot, and have presently returned to consult the
+'constitutional leaders' on the advancement of the cause,"
+occurred in the first article. The third article declared that
+"even now" the Parnellite conspiracy was controlled by
+dynamiters and assassins, and proceeded thus: "We have
+seen how the infernal fabric arose 'like an exhalation' to
+the sound of murderous oratory; how assassins guarded it
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P359"></a>359}</span>
+about, and enforced the high decrees of the secret conclave
+within by the ballot and the knife. Of that conclave to-day,
+three sit in the Imperial Parliament, four are fugitives from
+the law." The first series of the articles finished up with
+this appeal: "Men of England! These are the foul and
+dastardly methods by which the National League and the
+Parnellites have established their terrorism over a large
+portion of Ireland. Will you refuse the Government the
+powers which will enable these cowardly miscreants to be
+punished, and which will give protection to the millions of
+honest and loyal people in Ireland?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is very certain that all Liberal Unionists, and even a few
+of the more educated Tory statesmen, realised that the
+articles were merely theatrical appeals to the contracted
+imaginations of those armchair politicians, whose ways of
+influencing voters in rural districts were all powerful, but
+it was not to be expected that the man in the street could
+understand them as such. On him they made a profound
+impression.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first article appeared on March 7, the second on the
+14th, and the third on the 18th. On the 22nd Mr. Balfour
+gave notice of his Coercion Bill. "Parnellism and Crime"
+had prepared the way for him. The Bill was read for the
+first time in the beginning of April, and on the last day of the
+debate on the Second Reading, April 18, the <i>Times</i> published
+its <i>pièce de résistance</i>&mdash;what has since become known as
+"the facsimile letter." It ran as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+15/5/82.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR SIR,&mdash;I am not surprised at your friend's anger, but he
+and you should know that to denounce the murders was the only
+course open to us. To do that promptly was plainly our best
+policy. But you can tell him and all others concerned that
+though I regret the accident of Lord F. Cavendish's death, I
+cannot refuse to admit that Burke got no more than his deserts.
+You are at liberty to show him this, and others whom you can
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P360"></a>360}</span>
+trust also, but let not my address be known. He can write to
+House of Commons.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+I have before me the photograph of the facsimile letter,
+used in the Parnell Commission, and also the letters received
+by Mr. Labouchere at different times from the Irish leader,
+and it seems incredible, on comparing the general style and
+caligraphy of the former with the latter, how the <i>Times</i>
+agents and Mr. Soames could have been deceived for one
+moment; but I must not anticipate in this place the verdict
+of the Commission on the forgery, in the obtaining of which
+Mr. Labouchere played such a characteristic part. The
+whole of England was indignant when the issue of the <i>Times</i>
+containing the facsimile letter appeared on their breakfast
+tables, and even comparatively tender-hearted persons
+began to think seriously that no treatment of Ireland by the
+English could be savage enough to avenge the cold-hearted,
+calculating cruelty of Parnell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Balfour's Coercion Bill had not, however, yet become
+law, and the <i>Times</i> continued its popular articles, which were
+greedily devoured by the public, the body of the second and
+third series consisting for the most part of an accumulation
+of evidence to prove that, in the year of the Land League,
+the conspirators had succeeded in getting the American
+Clan na Gael and the Irish Parliamentary party into line.
+It did its work so well that, by the 8th of July, when the
+Coercion Bill passed its Third Reading, under which,
+subsequently, fully one-third of the Nationalist members
+charged in its columns were put into prison, there were very
+few English people outside the Radical faction who did not
+think that Ireland had got no more than her deserts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was, in the <i>dénouement</i> of the series of events, following
+upon the publication of Mr. Parnell's supposed letter, that
+Mr. Labouchere played such an important part, and, as it
+was nearly two years before the mystery was completely
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P361"></a>361}</span>
+unravelled, the story of the forged letter must now be left,
+so as to take up in chronological order the second event of
+1887 in which Mr. Labouchere was vitally concerned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere kept himself well in touch with what was
+going on in Ireland, and the following detailed letter that
+he received from Mr. T. M. Healy towards the end of 1886,
+gave him a vivid picture of the state of things there during
+the first half year of the Conservative Government, and
+assisted him much in the line of policy he consistently
+followed then and throughout the ensuing years:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The country is really perfectly quiet, and the misfortune is
+that the Tories are reaping the benefit of Gladstone's policy, and
+will, of course, claim the credit for their "resolute
+Government." Moreover, they are putting
+all kinds of pressure on the landlords
+to grant abatements. Buller is Soudanizing Kerry à la Gordon,
+and giving the slave-drivers no quarter, so that with the stoppage
+of evictions there, moonlighting is coming to an end and the
+people believe that Buller won't let them be turned out of their
+cabins. He has a good man with him as Sec.&mdash;Col. Turner&mdash;who
+was aide to Aberdeen during the late Viceroyalty. Turner is a
+staunch Radical and Home Ruler who sympathizes with the poor,
+and we know very well that the brake has been put on against the
+local Bimbashis. They are cursing Buller heartily, and yesterday
+he had to issue an official contradiction of the undoubted
+truth that he is obstructing evictions by refusing police. There
+are more ways of killing a dog than choking him with butter.
+How they would storm against Liberals if any such officer were
+sent to Kerry to override the law, and how they denounced Morley
+for exercising the dispensing power, because of a few sympathetic
+sentences. What I am afraid of in all this is that the tenants
+nowhere are getting a clear receipt, and that they will afterwards
+be pressed for the balances unless there is an Arrears Act.
+Probably the Tories meditate muddling away the rest of the Church
+surplus in benefactions to the landlords to recompense their
+benevolence. Of course only the September rents are due yet,
+and September and March are much less frequent gale months
+with us than November and May. The November rents will be
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P362"></a>362}</span>
+soon demanded, and then we shall really know what the landlords
+will do. I think they will surrender, for if they don't
+they won't be paid. Every one of them is sick of the fight. Their
+retainers and bailiffs who made a profit out of evictions, and the
+attorneys who promoted them for the costs, have not been paid
+for a long time as they used long ago, and like a stranded vessel
+on the rocks it is only a question of the fierceness of the gale how
+soon the entire system will go to pieces. They were in much
+better blood for fighting in '81 and what have those of them got
+who stood out? Desolate farms that no one will touch, while the
+sight of emergency occupants no longer terrifies the tenants, who
+know that they are costing the master three times the rent and
+that their labours are as profitless as a locust's. These fellows
+are the riffraff of the towns who idle away their time in the next
+public-house or play cards with the police sent to protect them.
+They burn everything that will light for firing, and their occupation
+of the premises is about as husbandman-like as that of a party
+of Uhlans. Such is the prospect for the gentry who refuse
+abatements, and as they know the people have not got money, I
+believe they will make a virtue of necessity. Then the Government
+are known to be against them, and they cannot appeal from
+their own friends to the Liberals, so what are they to do? They
+distrust Churchill completely, and believe he is capable of
+anything. If, however, they hold out we shall have warm work.
+I have refrained from addressing agrarian meetings so far, though
+Dillon and O'Brien have gone on the warpath, because it is not
+clear to me yet what is the best line to take, and besides I think
+Parnell should give the note, so that nobody may get above
+concert pitch. What Parnell's views are I don't know, and he
+is the man on the horse. The consciousness of the people that
+they have Gladstone on their side would in any case, I think, take
+all the uglier sting out of the agitation, now that they feel a
+settlement to be only a matter of time. It is very hard for any one
+to advise them when the responsibility is directly on Parnell,
+but if he intervened popular opinion would blaze like a prairie
+fire.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Thanks for your enquiry about my return to the House.
+There are now three Irish vacancies, but I don't feel anxious to
+go in now that I am out of the hurly-burby. It is a heavy
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P363"></a>363}</span>
+monetary loss to me, still, if it seemed my duty, I would stand again.
+O'Brien hates Parliament and vows he won't go back, but if he
+would consent so should I. The English have no idea what a
+beastly nuisance it is, giving up your work in order to live in
+London, and then to be blackguarded as hirelings and assassins
+for our pains. I cannot think that there is much chance of
+turning out Randolph for a long time to come. Even if we could win
+over Chamberlain, he has few followers, and Hartington could still
+give the Ministry a majority. I think the pair of them are trying
+to kill Gladstone, and that this is quite as much a purpose of their
+policy as to prevent Home Rule. I feel sure that no modifications
+of the late Bill that we could agree to would induce either of them
+to come over.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In a Parliamentary sense Mr. Gladstone is a better life than
+Hartington, as when the Duke of Devonshire dies his influence
+will abate, and his followers in the House cannot be so well kept
+together. Joseph and he hate each other too much to agree on
+anything else than disagreeing with Gladstone, so that I cannot
+see any land ahead just yet. I fear there is nothing for it but
+to trust to the chapter of accidents. Cloture cannot, if carried,
+do us much harm. If used to promote coercion then you will
+have outrages and, for aught I know, dynamite once more in the
+ascendant, so that while they may get rid of the pain in one part
+of the system the disease will break out somewhere else. Every
+one here wants peace, and the wisdom of Gladstone's policy
+is more manifest to me every day. There is an entire change in
+the temper of the people, and it would even take some pretty
+rough Toryism to make them take to their old ways again.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the present Government were wise they would take advantage
+of this frame of mind, but there is little prospect of
+their doing so.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In the monster demonstration which took place in Hyde
+Park, after the reading of the Coercion Bill for the first time,
+Mr. Labouchere had been one of the group of eloquent
+orators, including Mr. Michael Davitt, Mr. Sexton,
+Mr. Hunter, and Professor James Stuart, who, from a long
+semi-circle of pavilions, had led upwards of a quarter million
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P364"></a>364}</span>
+demonstrators, poured out from the Radical Clubs and
+Associations of London, in protest against the tyrannical
+methods contemplated by the Government. A short extract
+from the speech of Mr. Baggallay, made in the House of
+Commons on April 14, gives an interesting little picture of
+Mr. Labouchere on the occasion of the demonstration:
+"I see the member for Northampton in his place," he said;
+"I am glad to see him back again after his short holiday,
+a holiday which I was sorry to see that he himself had cut
+short by unnecessarily making his appearance on a waggon
+in Hyde Park. May I be allowed to tell him that I was in
+Hyde Park also, although I was not in a waggon. I am
+prepared to admit that the crowd there was orderly. It has
+been asserted that there were a great many rowdies present.
+No doubt there were, but, for a Bank holiday, and for Hyde
+Park on a fine day, I think the congregation assembled there
+was fairly respectable. But, sir, what did they go there for?
+A great many were out for a holiday, but I believe that a
+very large number went there in order to see the leader of the
+Liberal party, or rather the real leader of the Radical party.
+I was asked over and over again, 'Where's Labby?' There
+can be no doubt that the point of attraction was the
+platform at which the member for Northampton presided.
+The language Mr. Labouchere used in reference to this
+Coercion Bill was not perhaps quite so moderate as it might
+have been. He told his audience that the policy of the
+Government was like the ruffianism of Bill Sikes, and he
+added that if the Bill became law he hoped Irishmen would
+resist it." (Mr. Labouchere: "Hear, Hear!") "I do
+not know if Mr. Labouchere is prepared to repeat those words
+in the House&mdash;(Mr. Labouchere: "Most unquestionably
+I repeat them.)"[<a id="chap13fn3text"></a><a href="#chap13fn3">3</a>] And so on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The protest had, of course, nothing but a moral value,
+minimised as much as possible by a slashing leading article
+in the <i>Times</i>, followed by a double dose of "Parnellism and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P365"></a>365}</span>
+Crime." But, in the September of that year, Mr. Labouchere,
+in company with four other members of Parliament
+(Mr. T. E. Ellis, Mr. Brunner, Mr. Dillon, and Mr. John
+O'Connor), went over to Ireland, in order to address the
+historic meeting at Michelstown.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Everybody knows the outline of what occurred&mdash;how the
+police, escorting a Government reporter, tried to force a
+passage through a hostile crowd to the speaker's platform,
+and how they were eventually driven back into their barracks,
+through the windows of which they fired at random, killing
+three men and mortally wounding two others. The meeting
+occurred on September 9, and on the 12th the matter was
+discussed during the debate in the House of Commons.
+Mr. Balfour pronounced instant and peremptory judgment,
+although his information on the subject must have been
+obtained with incredible rapidity.[<a id="chap13fn4text"></a><a href="#chap13fn4">4</a>] He told the House that
+he was of opinion, "looking at the matter in the most impartial
+spirit, that the police were in no way to blame, and that
+no responsibility rested upon any one except upon those who
+convened the meeting under circumstances which they knew
+would lead to excitement and might lead to outrage."[<a id="chap13fn5text"></a><a href="#chap13fn5">5</a>]
+Mr. Labouchere, following Sir William Harcourt and
+Mr. Balfour, made a characteristic speech, in the course of which
+he gave an inimitable account of what actually did happen
+at Michelstown.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now, sir," he said, "I was there. I was in a position
+which enabled me to see very clearly what took place. I
+am not a novice in these matters. I have been in a great
+many <i>ententes</i> on the continent. I have been a reporter in
+some cases, and I have not only been in a position to see, but
+I have also been in the habit of chronicling what I did see....
+We went down, and the train arrived at Fermoy.
+This is about fifteen miles from Michelstown, and when we
+were within a mile of the latter place, we were met by a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P366"></a>366}</span>
+procession with flags and trumpets, and a certain crowd
+accompanying it.... We entered the town with this
+procession, and pulled up in the market-place. Michelstown
+is a very small provincial town with very wide streets and
+few of them. In the midst of the town there is this
+marketplace, which is perhaps as large as Trafalgar Square. The
+market-place slopes, and at the top, is the main street of the
+village, and&mdash;I ask the House to remember this&mdash;there are
+two police barracks. One is the permanent police station
+... and the other a temporary police station, used by the
+police on this occasion, and faces the market-place. When
+we arrived there we got into a brake, which formed one
+part of the procession. This brake was mainly tenanted by
+priests, the Mayors of Cork and Clonmel, and a few other
+gentlemen. Mr. M'Carthy, a parish priest of the neighbourhood,
+was appointed chairman, and the crowd naturally
+gathered around. Mr. Dillon said to me: 'Let us cut this
+as short as possible: they will send the police and military
+into the town. They will attempt something, and something
+may occur if we go on long. I suggest we say a few words
+and ask the crowd to disperse.' I at once assented. Dillon
+then got up on the front side of the brake to say a few words,
+and at that time, or perhaps a few minutes before, I saw a
+body of police drawn up in a line in the lower part of the
+market-place. They had a reporter with them, and they
+pushed their way to within a short distance of the platform....
+They could get no further. The people were so tightly
+packed. I will give an instance of this. When we got
+there we got out of our carriage, and we were all going on to
+the brake, which was, I suppose, five yards away. I was
+delayed a moment, and I was delayed at least two moments
+trying to get through these five yards, the people being so
+crowded that it was almost impossible to push through them.
+How then was it possible for the police, three abreast,
+without great violence, to push their way through such a dense
+mass as this? Our brake was at the top of the market-place,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P367"></a>367}</span>
+the people were all in front. Why on earth did not the
+reporter go to the outside of the meeting, and down the
+other side? He could easily have got in that way, and we
+should have been glad to welcome him there. But the
+police deliberately tried to force their way right in front
+where the people were wedged in as much as possible. I
+then saw these dozen policemen, with the reporter in their
+midst, stop. I supposed then they were satisfied and saw
+they could get no further. Dillon made one or two observations,
+and then the police fell back, and I thought perhaps
+they were going round. Let me observe we did not see the
+Resident Magistrate at all. If the Resident Magistrate had
+shown himself, and said he wanted the reporter to pass, one
+would have let him pass. The difficulty was that the
+reporter did not come alone, but with this body of police.
+Dillon went on speaking, and the horsemen&mdash;not this wonderful
+regiment I see mentioned in the <i>Times</i>, but some twenty
+horsemen&mdash;closed round outside the meeting in order to
+hear. Suddenly, after the advance guard had fallen back,
+and joined the other police, they (the police) all rushed
+forward. I am told they came to where these horsemen were,
+and one of the policemen drew his sword, and wounded one
+of the horses. I believe Mr. Brunner saw this done.
+Immediately there was a scrimmage.... The police
+commenced and continued it. The next thing that happened
+was that the police ran away. Captain Seagrove may have
+been amongst them, but it appears he deserted them on this
+occasion, and went to a neighbouring inn on the right of
+the market-place.... The police ran into the barracks....
+Brunner and Ellis got on the brake, and joined the
+Mayor of Cork in urging the people to clear the streets for
+fear of further bloodshed, and I remained on the brake,
+because I was anxious to see what would take place." He
+continued his speech, urging with great ability the futility
+of pursuing in Ireland such tactics, which amounted to
+nothing in the world but the forcing upon a weaker country
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P368"></a>368}</span>
+the tyranny of a stronger. "The Chief Secretary tells us,"
+he continued, "that, by these means, he hopes to create a
+Union between England and Ireland. What sort of a
+Union does he expect to create? Does he expect to create
+a Union of hearts and affections? Does he hope to create
+an affection for the English Government? I am happy to
+see that in Ireland the people are making a wide distinction
+between the people of England and the Government of
+England. They know their troubles are only temporary,
+that a new alliance exists between the democracies of England
+and Ireland, and that the classes will not be able to hold their
+own against such an alliance. I hold that the right
+hon. gentleman (Mr. Balfour) is indirectly responsible for what
+has occurred at Michelstown, and that those who are
+directly responsible are R. M. Seagrove and Inspector
+Brownrigg. I accuse these men of gross and deliberate
+murder."[<a id="chap13fn6text"></a><a href="#chap13fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After Mr. Labouchere sat down, there was really very
+little to be said on the other side. Lord Randolph Churchill,
+however, endeavoured to do his duty by his party, and
+commented thus on Labouchere's speech, craftily criticising
+its style and ignoring its substance: "And then, Sir, we had
+the statement of the member for Northampton, which seems
+to me to resemble in its nature certain newspapers which are
+now current, and, to some extent, popular in the metropolis,
+which convey their news to the public in paragraphs. The
+statement of the hon. gentleman did not seem to me to be
+altogether connected. It was really a series of paragraphs,
+which succeeded each other without much connection as
+far as I could make out. I put aside the statement of the
+hon. member for Northampton, because I have difficulty
+in regarding him as altogether serious in this matter."[<a id="chap13fn7text"></a><a href="#chap13fn7">7</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is difficult to see why Lord Randolph Churchill did not
+regard Mr. Labouchere's statement on the subject as serious.
+Had he been commenting on Mr. Balfour's speech on the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P369"></a>369}</span>
+occasion, one might have understood a certain amount of
+scepticism as to the speaker's good faith.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the following February Mr. Labouchere, in a speech
+on Mr. Parnell's amendment in answer to the Address from
+the Throne, referred again to Mr. Balfour's airy dismissal of
+any serious consideration of the Michelstown affray: "What
+the Chief Secretary had stated in the House about the matter
+was absolutely incorrect. He had always thought that the
+right hon. gentleman would be especially careful in matters
+of evidence, for, as a philosopher, he was his (Labouchere's)
+favourite philosopher. He had sat at the feet of that
+Gamaliel, he had read his <i>Defence of Philosophic Doubt</i>, until
+he had almost doubted of his own existence. Yet, when the
+right hon. gentleman became Irish Chief Secretary, he forgot
+all his philosophy. The reason was that there were exigencies
+required of an Irish Secretary that were not to be found in
+the calm fields of philosophy. It was a melancholy thing
+for a philosopher to be plunged by the exigencies of his
+position into matters like this&mdash;to have vile instruments to
+carry out his orders, and to believe them or rather to pretend
+to believe them...."[<a id="chap13fn8text"></a><a href="#chap13fn8">8</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The note of persiflage contained in all Labouchere's
+speeches on the Michelstown affair may have deceived his
+hearers as to the profoundness of his feelings of indignation,
+but his measured, well-considered utterances in <i>Truth</i> were
+for all who read them a sufficient guarantee of his good faith.
+Immediately after the affray, he wrote thus of the head of the
+constabulary force in Co. Cork: "I came across a person of
+the name of Brownrigg the other day. The ferocity, the
+insolence, the brutality of this man never were exceeded
+and rarely equalled by Cossack or Uhlan in a country
+occupied by Russian or German. I strongly recommend him
+for promotion. He is a man after the heart of our Tory
+despots, for he seemed to me to unite in his person every
+characteristic that goes to make up an official ruffian,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P370"></a>370}</span>
+armed with a little brief authority. On this man the
+responsibility of the Michelstown murders rests. He caused
+them, either deliberately, or from stupidity and brutality
+combined. If he has furnished Mr. Balfour with an account
+of what took place there, he adds to his other virtues the
+capacity of being one of the best liars that the world has
+ever produced, for the statement of Mr. Balfour in the
+House of Commons of the Michelstown affair, from 'official
+information,' is one long tissue of deliberate falsehoods."[<a id="chap13fn9text"></a><a href="#chap13fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the inquest which was held upon the victims, the jury
+returned a verdict of wilful murder against the chief police
+officer and five of his men. <i>Truth</i> pronounced as follows
+upon the inquest: "Immediately after the Michelstown
+meeting I had occasion to call attention to the conduct of
+Brownrigg, the chief of the constabulary there. This
+ruffian has given evidence, and his evidence is one long tissue
+of lies, so impudent that Mr. Irwin, the District Police
+Inspector, has borne testimony against him. When Mr. Irwin
+stated what the nature of his evidence must be, Brownrigg,
+it would appear, called his men together and tried to
+drill them into perjury, in order to obtain confirmation of
+his mendacity. I am not surprised at anything which this
+man may do, for I found him vain, irascible, insolent, and
+muddleheaded beyond all conception."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's article, called "The Michelstown
+Murders, "giving in more detail than he had been able to do in
+the House, the real facts of the affray, is a masterpiece of
+judicial summing up. It is too long to quote in full, but the
+following extract will show how close was his reasoning, and
+how unanswerable his arguments:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Three men were killed, and two were wounded. Two of the
+men killed received each two bullets. This proves two things:
+1. That the police deliberately aimed. 2. That there could not
+have been a crowd. Never yet was a crowd fired into, and, of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P371"></a>371}</span>
+the three men killed by the discharge, two each be struck twice.
+Any one can see that this is mathematically so improbable as to
+be impossible.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Station No. 1 is a house with an iron door, and iron shutters
+to the windows. Even if it had been attacked, an unarmed crowd
+could not have got into it; all the more as there were military
+within call ready to act, and Captain Seagrove was not in the
+station, and consequently could have at once called up the
+soldiers. It is admitted that there are 160 panes of glass in
+the windows, and that only six of these panes were broken
+by stones. The police therefore were not in danger of their lives,
+nor in any danger.[<a id="chap13fn10text"></a><a href="#chap13fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The verdict of the inquest was afterwards quashed (Feb. 10,
+1888) in the Queen's Bench on the ground that the
+coroner had perpetrated certain irregularities of form, and,
+as Lord Morley remarks, "the slaughter of the three men was
+finally left just as if it had been the slaughter of three
+dogs." No other incident of Irish administration stirred deeper
+feelings of disgust in Ireland, or of misgiving and indignation
+in England.[<a id="chap13fn11text"></a><a href="#chap13fn11">11</a>] Meanwhile the <i>Times</i> articles "Parnellism
+and Crime" seemed to have been forgotten, except by
+Mr. Labouchere, who had in <i>Truth</i> chaffingly suggested to the
+<i>Times</i> the appointment of Mr. Brownrigg to write a few
+instalments of the sensational serial pamphlet. The poison,
+however, had worked, and goodwill towards Ireland had
+nearly died in English breasts. Parnell had declared in the
+House of Commons on the day of its publication that the
+facsimile letter was a clumsy fabrication. "Politics are
+come to a pretty pass," he said, "in this country when a
+leader of a party of eighty-six members has to stand up at
+ten minutes past one in the House of Commons in order to
+defend himself from an anonymous fabrication such as that
+which is contained in the <i>Times</i> of this morning."[<a id="chap13fn12text"></a><a href="#chap13fn12">12</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P372"></a>372}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nobody except his Radical friends believed him, and the
+affair would probably have sunk into oblivion if a former
+member of the party, a Mr. F. H. O'Donnell, had not, after
+mature reflection, conceived that he had been libelled in
+the famous articles. In the summer of 1888 he prosecuted
+the <i>Times</i> for damages, and lost his case, for, as a matter of
+fact, Mr. O'Donnell had not been mentioned in the articles,
+and it almost appeared that something like a guilty
+conscience had prompted him to bring the action. But the
+prosecuting counsel's method of presenting the case not only
+compelled Sir Richard Webster to reproduce and exhaustively
+comment upon the "Parnellism and Crime" articles, but
+furnished him with the opportunity of startling London and
+the world with a long series of other letters, some of them
+more damning even than the facsimile letter, five purporting
+to be from Pat. Egan, the former treasurer of the Land
+League, addressed to various agitators and felons including
+James Carey, the informer, and three supposed to be from
+Parnell. It is only necessary to this narrative to quote one
+which was read out on July 4, 1888, by the Attorney-General
+in his address to the jury. It ran as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+9/1/82.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR E.,&mdash;What are these fellows waiting for? This inaction
+is inexcusable, our best men are in prison and nothing is being
+done. Let there be an end of this hesitancy. Prompt action is
+called for. You undertook to make it hot for old Forster and Co.
+Let us have some evidence of your power to do so. My health
+is good, thanks.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+"Dear E." meant Patrick Egan. In January, four
+months before the Phœnix Park murders, Mr. Parnell was
+in Kilmainham Prison. Well might the Attorney-General
+say, as he solemnly read out the letter in Court: "If it
+was signed by Mr. Parnell, I need not comment upon it."
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P373"></a>373}</span>
+He also made the announcement that the "facsimile letter,"
+as the first one published in the <i>Times</i> has always been called,
+as well as the ones he had produced in Court that day, had
+been for some time in the possession of the <i>Times</i>.
+Presumably the <i>Times</i> had kept them in the hopes that the
+Irish leaders would sooner or later bring an action for libel
+against the paper, when they would triumphantly have
+produced the letters and so confounded the whole party.
+As it turned out, their production at that moment rather
+resembled the killing of a fly with a sledge-hammer, for
+Mr. O'Donnell's case was one of such palpable insignificance.
+An important reason may be mentioned here, for explaining
+what may seem to be an extraordinary lack of initiative on
+Mr. Parnell's part. He had not been willing to prosecute
+the <i>Times</i> because he was firmly convinced that Captain
+O'Shea had been concerned in the production of the letters,
+and, to add to his unwillingness, his friends in England had
+pointed out to him the immense improbability of a jury of
+twelve Middlesex men, being, at that moment, sufficiently
+without racial prejudice, to pronounce a verdict in his
+favour. After the Attorney-General's declaration that the
+<i>Times</i> would retract nothing, and the implied challenge in
+his admission that, if false, no grosser libels were ever
+written, Mr. Parnell took action. On the day of the delivery
+of the verdict in the case of O'Donnell <i>v.</i> Walter, he formally
+denied the authenticity of the letters, and asked for a Select
+Committee of the House to enquire into the matter. His
+request was refused, but finally it was suggested from the
+Treasury Bench that the enquiry should be entrusted to a
+Commission of Judges appointed by Act of Parliament. A
+Bill embodying this suggestion was read for the second time
+on July 24, and the names of the Commissioners were added
+in the Committee stage. Sir James Hannen was chosen as
+President of the Commission, and with him were associated
+Sir Charles Day, an Orangeman, and Sir Archibald Levin
+Smith. Mr. H. Cunynghame, a junior barrister (now Sir
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P374"></a>374}</span>
+Henry Cunynghame), was appointed Secretary to the
+Commission.[<a id="chap13fn13text"></a><a href="#chap13fn13">13</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere had, of course, scented in the whole
+business a chapter of <i>chronigues scandaleuses</i> after his own
+heart. He set to work to study it at once <i>con amore</i>, and
+very soon came to the conclusion that all the letters had been
+forged by one Richard Pigott, the story of whose chequered
+career was soon to become the property of a marvelling
+public. "Immediately on the Egan letters being produced
+in the O'Donnell <i>v.</i> Walter case," he writes in his own
+account of the affair, "Mr. Egan telegraphed to me that he
+was sending over Carey's letters to him. (Mr. Egan was
+then in America.) These letters followed. They referred
+to a municipal election, and, being written at the same time
+as a forged letter of Mr. Egan to Carey, they proved
+conclusively that the latter could not be genuine. Whilst the
+discussion was taking place in Parliament about the Royal
+Commission, Mr. Egan again telegraphed that he had been
+comparing the letters ascribed to him in the O'Donnell trial
+with the drafts of certain letters which he had written to
+Pigott about the purchase of the <i>Irishman</i>,[<a id="chap13fn14text"></a><a href="#chap13fn14">14</a>] and the letters
+ascribed to Mr. Parnell, with the copies of two letters written
+by that gentleman to Pigott in relation to the sale, which
+copies were in his (Egan's) possession. He said that
+he had found such a similarity of phrase in the genuine
+letters and in the forged letters that he was certain that the
+latter were fabricated from the former. An emissary soon
+after came over with the Egan drafts and with Pigott's
+letters (one of which contained that blessed word
+'hesitancy'), to which the former were replies, and with the
+copies of Mr. Parnell's letters. One of the drafts had been
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P375"></a>375}</span>
+published previously as a part of a correspondence between
+Egan and Pigott in the <i>Freeman's Journal</i>, and the copies
+of Mr. Parnell's letters were in the handwriting of
+Mr. Campbell.[<a id="chap13fn15text"></a><a href="#chap13fn15">15</a>] Now it was utterly impossible that the similarities,
+amounting in one case to three consecutive lines, could be a
+mere chance. It was, therefore, a mathematical certainty
+that Pigott had forged the letters, while it was obvious that
+Mr. Egan's drafts were genuine, for they could have been at
+once disproved, if incorrect, by Pigott producing, at the
+investigation, the original of them, which, it was to be
+presumed, he had in his possession. I showed the Carey
+letters to Mr. Parnell alone, and the Egan correspondence
+with Pigott to Sir Charles Russell and Mr. Parnell alone,
+and then locked them up. On Mr. George Lewis being
+retained, I handed them over to him, and he proceeded to
+get up Pigott's 'record,' only a portion of which came before
+the Court, but a portion amply sufficient to show that he had
+lived for years on blackmailing, forgery, and treachery."[<a id="chap13fn16text"></a><a href="#chap13fn16">16</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere then went off to Germany for his summer
+holiday, and, while abroad, a chance conversation revealed to
+him that the incriminating letters had been already shown
+by Mr. Houston, the Secretary of the Loyal and Patriotic
+Association, to Lord Hartington. Houston was therefore
+immediately subpœnaed, and it later transpired that he had
+offered them to the <i>Pall Matt Gazette</i> before he sold them to
+the <i>Times</i>. "Two facts were consequently certain," said
+Mr. Labouchere. "Houston had sold the letters, and Pigott
+had forged them. Although we were ourselves certain of the
+latter fact, it was possible that, as we had only the drafts of
+the Egan letters, it might be said (as indeed it was said, by
+Pigott in the witness-box) that Egan had written his drafts
+from the <i>Times</i> letters, instead of the <i>Times</i> letters having
+been fabricated from the Egan letters.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"About the middle of October," continued Mr. Labouchere,
+"Mr. Egan sent over here a trusty emissary, with
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P376"></a>376}</span>
+orders to report to me, and to see whether it would not be
+possible to buy of Pigott the original of the Egan drafts, for
+he knew his man, and believed (rightly) that he would have
+no objection to sell anything that he possessed for a
+consideration. I sent this emissary to Kingstown, where Pigott
+was residing. The emissary told him that Egan wanted
+these originals. Pigott declined to deal with the emissary,
+and said that he must be put in communication with some
+one whom he could trust. On this I told the emissary that
+Pigott could see me at my house on a certain evening. I
+went down to the Commission which was sitting on that
+day, and informed Mr. Parnell and Mr. Lewis of what had
+been arranged. It was agreed that they should both be
+present."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's letter to Pigott making the appointment
+for this interview has, with its hint to come "by
+the underground," been so often referred to that it is worth
+while giving it here in full:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+24 GROSVENOR GARDENS, S.W., Oct. 25, 1888.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR SIR,&mdash;-I shall be here at 10 o'clock to-morrow morning,
+and shall be happy to see you for a confidential conversation,
+which, as you say, can do no harm, if it does no good. I will
+return you your letter when you come. I think this house would
+be the best place, for it certainly is not watched, and it would be as
+easy to throw off any one coming here as going elsewhere. Your
+best plan would be, I should think, to take the underground, and
+get out at Victoria Station. The house is close by.&mdash;Yours
+faithfully,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+It may be mentioned in parenthesis that Mr. Labouchere
+had misdated his letter. It was really written, as was proved
+by the postmark on the envelope, on October 24, and the
+interview took place on that evening at 10 o'clock, as he
+changed the time of the appointment by telegram.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Both Mr. Labouchere and Pigott were very well aware
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P377"></a>377}</span>
+that 24 Grosvenor Gardens, if not being watched at the
+moment when the above letter was penned, would be so as
+soon as Pigott was inside it, for the unhappy forger was
+dogged in all his footsteps by the <i>Times</i> agents.
+Mr. Labouchere had, however, nothing to fear, and poor Pigott
+had very little to lose, and a vague expectation of something
+to gain. The upshot of the interview was that, in the
+presence of Mr. Parnell and Mr. Lewis, Pigott confessed that he
+had forged the letters and suggested that he would give a
+full confession, and write to the Attorney-General and to the
+<i>Times</i> that he was the forger, if Mr. Lewis would withdraw his
+subpœna and let him go to Australia. But it was not
+Pigott's confession that Mr. Lewis and Mr. Labouchere
+wanted. It was the originals of the drafts of the Egan
+letters. Mr. Parnell and Mr. Labouchere withdrew to
+another room, leaving Mr. Lewis to do what he could with
+the slippery Richard. "Soon," to continue the narrative
+in Mr. Labouchere's own words, "Mr. Lewis came into the
+dining-room, and said to me, 'Pigott wants to come to me
+to-morrow and give me a full statement. He is going away
+and wants to speak to you'; adding, 'Mind, whatever you
+do, don't give him any money; if you do he will bolt.' I
+left Mr. Lewis with Mr. Parnell, and went back to Pigott.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That worthy at once came to business, and said that the
+<i>Times</i> had promised him £5000 to go into the box, and asked
+what I would give for him not to do so. I replied that I
+would give nothing, but that Egan's emissary had already
+told him that, acting for Egan, I wanted the original of the
+Egan drafts, as these would prove the forgery up to the hilt,
+and that if he had them and they were satisfactory, I would
+pay for them. He asked whether I would give £5000 for
+them. When I declined, he asked whether I would give
+£1000. I said it would be more like one thousand than five,
+but that I must first see the documents. I then asked whether
+the signature of the Parnell letters, which is at the top of a
+page, was forged, or whether it was an autograph which had
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P378"></a>378}</span>
+fallen into his hands, and he had written the letter on the
+other side. 'Why do you want to know this?' he asked.
+'Mere curiosity,' I replied. On which he said that it was
+forged. He then left."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nothing definite as to the original Egan letters was obtained
+by Mr. Lewis when he called the next day, and neither
+did he obtain the promised statement. The interview with
+Messrs. Labouchere, Lewis, and Parnell at Grosvenor
+Gardens, and the subsequent private one with Mr. Lewis, were
+reported to the <i>Times</i> agents by Pigott with a fanciful
+account of what took place at each. He shortly afterwards
+returned to Ireland, and Mr. Labouchere continued his
+efforts to procure all possible evidence on behalf of his Irish
+friends. He was considerably helped by his acquaintances
+in America, who were able to furnish him with invaluable
+details and scraps of knowledge about the various witnesses
+for the <i>Times</i>, which came in appositely more than once in
+Sir Charles Russell's masterly cross-examinations. It is
+interesting to notice, in perusing many of the curious letters
+received by Mr. Labouchere at this period from Irish patriots
+living beyond the Atlantic (what Mr. Labouchere had so
+often heard from the lips of Mr. Parnell himself),[<a id="chap13fn17text"></a><a href="#chap13fn17">17</a>] how far
+from popular Parnell was with most of them. He was too
+meek and mild for them, and they could not understand his
+patience under injury and abuse. In one of these letters
+occurs the following anecdote about the intrepid Irish
+leader: "I want to tell you," says the writer, "something
+about Parnell in 1883&mdash;ask him: two men called on him
+when he was in Cork and said (recollect the two were
+extremists), 'Mr. Parnell, unless you give us £1000 for extreme
+measures we will shoot you before we leave Cork.' Parnell
+simply replied, 'Well, I certainly have a choice, for which
+I am obliged&mdash;to be shot now or to be hung afterwards.
+I prefer the former. You will never get £1000 from me for
+the purpose you mention.' One and all of these patriots,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P379"></a>379}</span>
+however, at this crisis of Parnell's career were determined to
+uphold him, and to allow whatever grievances they had
+against him to stand over until after his political character
+had been vindicated in the eyes of the hated English.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere remained in communication with Pigott
+throughout the winter. Pigott dangled before him the
+possibility of further important communications, and on
+November 29 Mr. Labouchere wrote to him as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+As I understand the position it is this&mdash;Mr. Lewis holds that
+we can prove our case against the <i>Times</i> in regard to the letters
+conclusively, and this, you will remember, Mr. Parnell told you.
+We prove it in a certain way. You say that you wish to be kept
+out of it, and not be called as a witness. If such a course can
+strengthen our case, and prove it still more conclusively, I do
+not see why it should not be adopted, for the object is to prove
+irrespective of individuals. Evidently, some one must know
+how you propose to do what you want, and what you say you
+can do. If you like to confide in me, I will tell you what I think,
+and, if I agree with you, it will be then time for you either to
+assent or dissent to Mr. Parnell or Mr. Lewis being informed.
+But you are a practical man&mdash;so am I. Mere assertion, neither
+you nor I attach much importance to, without documentary or
+some other clear confirmation.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Pigott answered as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ ANDERTON'S HOTEL,<br>
+ FLEET STREET, E.C., Dec. 4, 1888.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR SIR,&mdash;I have arrived here, and write a line to ask you to
+make an appointment, as I know that your house is watched&mdash;as
+is also Mr. Lewis's Office&mdash;and as I am "shadowed" wherever
+I go outside a certain limit, perhaps you could kindly arrange
+that we should meet somewhere else to-morrow afternoon or
+Thursday, or in fact any other day you choose.&mdash;Faithfuly
+yours, RD. PIGGOTT.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+What occurred at the meeting which took place as
+the result of the above correspondence is best told in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P380"></a>380}</span>
+Mr. Labouchere's own words: "Pigott came about ten and stayed
+till one A.M. Again he explained that he had forged, and
+gave me a good many details about the way in which he had
+done it, telling me, amongst other things, that he had given
+Houston three names as the sources of the letters, two of
+which were efforts of his imagination, and the third a real
+person. He seemed rather proud of his skill, and by encouraging
+this weakness I got everything out of him. I asked
+him how Houston could have been so easily fooled, and
+whether he was an absolute idiot? He replied that he was
+clever up to a certain point, but thought himself twice as
+clever as he was, and that these sort of persons are easily
+trapped. In this I agreed with him, and he told me that
+Houston had told him that he wanted letters, because it was
+intended to publish a pamphlet, and that the letters were to
+be held in reserve to be sprung upon the Court if there was an
+action for libel, adding that such an action would be certain
+not to be brought. Again and again, with weary iteration,
+he came back to his plan to confess in writing, and then to go
+to Australia. I told him that he surely must be sharp enough
+to see to what accusations this would subject me, and how
+hurtful it would be to our case, which I assured him was of
+such strength that it would smash him, quite irrespective
+of anything he might say or do. 'Why, then, do you want
+documents?' he said. 'Because,' I replied, 'the issue is a
+political one. We have to deal with prejudiced Tories who
+have already compromised themselves by pinning themselves
+to the genuineness of the letters, and consequently our case
+cannot be too much strengthened. With such people you
+must put butter upon bacon.' 'What documents do you
+want?' he said. 'Egan's letters, the original signatures
+from which you traced those of Egan and Parnell, and a few
+letters forged in my presence,' I said. 'I have not got
+Egan's letters: I destroyed them. I have not got the
+signatures. I gave Houston the letter of Parnell from which I
+took his signature. I will, if you like, forge the letters in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P381"></a>381}</span>
+your presence. I will give you the names of the three men
+from whom I told Houston I got the letters, and I will give
+you the letters that Houston wrote to me,' he answered.
+I said that I would not give sixpence for these without the
+two items that I had mentioned, and he reiterated that he
+had not got them. 'Why,' I suddenly said to him,' did you
+write to Archbishop Walsh about the letters?' 'The
+Archbishop,' he replied, 'has not got my letters; he sent
+them all back; to reveal anything concerning them would be
+to violate the confidence between a priest and a penitent.' 'Well,'
+I finished by saying, 'think it over. I am going
+out of town. When I return, come and see me again, and
+in the meanwhile try and find the originals of Egan's letters.
+I will let you know when I come back.' He said that he
+would think it over, and, on wishing him good-night, I asked
+him what he contemplated doing? He said that he was in a
+terrible mess, but that he saw no other course open for him
+but to go into the box and swear that he had bought the
+letters, and that if they were forgeries he had been deceived.
+'You will be a fool if you do,' I said, 'but that is your affair,
+not mine. If I were in your place I should tell the truth, and
+ask for the indemnity.' 'That is all very well,' he said,
+'but on what am I to live?' And so we parted." Mr. Labouchere
+did not see Pigott again until he saw him in the
+witness-box more than two months later. Pigott returned
+to Ireland about the middle of December and the Commission
+adjourned until January 15. Patrick Egan had written
+to Mr. Labouchere on December 2 from Lincoln, Massachusetts
+saying: "I hope you will be able to squeeze the
+truth out of Pigott in the way you say, as I should dislike
+terribly to see him profit in any way by his villainy. I do
+not believe there is a single thing in the suspicion against
+O'Shea.... The fellow is incapable of playing the role of
+heavy villain. I am quite convinced that the forgery part of
+the scheme was the sole work of Pigott. You will perceive
+that all your injunctions with regard to secrecy have been
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P382"></a>382}</span>
+observed on this side, but everything gets out from London
+and Dublin. Yesterday we had on one of our Lincoln
+evening papers a cable (probably a copy of a New York
+Herald cable) giving all particulars about the watch that is
+being kept on Pigott and the discovery that C. is doing
+detective work for the <i>Times</i>, that F. was mixed up with the
+forgeries and other matters."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It must be borne in mind that, when the Commission
+adjourned in the middle of December, the all-important
+question of the letters had not yet been touched upon. "The
+objects of the accusers," says Lord Morley, "was to show the
+complicity of the accused with crime by tracing crime to the
+League, and making every member of the League constructively
+liable for every act of which the League was constructively
+guilty. Witnesses were produced, in a series that
+seemed interminable, to tell the story of five-and-twenty
+outrages in Mayo, of as many in Cork, of forty-two in Galway, of
+sixty-five in Kerry, one after another, and all with immeasurable
+detail. Some of the witnesses spoke no English, and
+the English of others was hardly more intelligible than Erse.
+Long extracts were read out from four hundred and forty
+speeches. The counsel on one side produced a passage that
+made against the Speaker, and then the counsel on the other
+side found and read some qualifying passage that made as
+strongly for him. The three judges groaned. They had
+already, they said plaintively, ploughed through the speeches in
+the solitude of their own rooms. Could they not be taken as
+read? 'No,' said the prosecuting counsel, 'we are building
+up an argument, and it cannot be built up in a silent manner.' In
+truth it was designed for the public outside the court,
+and not a touch was spared that might deepen the odium.
+Week after week the ugly tale went on&mdash;a squalid ogre let
+loose among a population demoralised by ages of wicked
+neglect, misery, and oppression. One side strove to show
+that the ogre had been wantonly raised by the Land League
+for political objects of their own; the other, that it was the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P383"></a>383}</span>
+progeny of distress and wrong, that the League had rather
+controlled than' kindled its ferocity, and that crime and
+outrage were due to local animosities for which neither
+League nor parliamentary leaders were responsible."[<a id="chap13fn18text"></a><a href="#chap13fn18">18</a>] The
+Nationalists were impatient for the real business to begin,
+for it was felt by every one that, if the letters were proved to
+be genuine, the case was practically won all round for the
+<i>Times</i>, whereas, if they proved to be forgeries, public
+opinion on the subject could have but one bias. Indeed,
+Mr. Chamberlain himself had said: "To lead the inquiry
+off into subsidiary and unimportant matters would be ... fatal
+to the reputation of the <i>Times</i>&mdash;fatal to its success." And
+again, "If the <i>Times</i> fails to maintain its principal
+charges, I do not think much attention will be attached to
+other charges. Any attempt, as it appears to all, on the
+part of the <i>Times</i> to put aside those principal charges
+or not to put them in the forefront will redound to their
+discredit."[<a id="chap13fn19text"></a><a href="#chap13fn19">19</a>] The delay, however, gave this advantage
+to the Nationalist side&mdash;they had more time in which to
+accumulate confirmatory evidence against the forger,
+and the forger was given more time in which to further
+involve himself, in the net which his fowler had spread
+for him, by writing foolish letters and telling needless
+lies. Pigott had promised Mr. Labouchere to return to
+London whenever he sent for him. Parnell wrote to
+Mr. Labouchere during the Christmas vacation of the
+Commissioners:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HOUSE OF COMMONS, Jan. 14, 1889.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I am anxious to see you before
+your Irish friend returns to London. Kindly give me an
+appointment, and let it be if possible after four o'clock.&mdash;Yours
+sincerely,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P384"></a>384}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He wrote again as follows on the 21st:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I do not think you need send for your Dublin friend this time,
+as the <i>Times</i> will probably do that for you, and you will hear when
+he is in London. Another forged letter of Egan's was produced
+in Court last week, and sworn to by Delaney, evidently one of the
+Pigott series. I am laid up with a cold, but hope to be out
+tomorrow, when I will try and call to see you in the
+afternoon.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+CHAS. S. PARNELL.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The Irish friend was, of course, Pigott, and Delaney was a
+convict&mdash;a witness for the <i>Times</i>. He was one of the Phœnix
+Park criminals, and was described by the <i>Daily News</i> reporter,
+present in court, as of "over middle height, stoutish in build,
+reddish-yellow haired, and with features which were more of
+a Russian than an Irish cast. He wore a short jacket of
+check tweed, and a big white cravat about his neck." He
+had been brought up from Maryborough prison, where he
+was doing his life sentence. His brother was hanged for the
+Phœnix Park murders, and so would he have been himself
+if he had not confessed, and, in consequence, had his sentence
+changed from execution to penal servitude for life. He had
+sworn to the handwriting of Patrick Egan on one of the
+letters produced in court. "Are you an expert?" asked Sir
+Charles Russell carelessly. No, Mr. Delaney was not an
+expert, but he remembered the signature after so many
+years, and he identified it when he was shown it "yesterday
+evening" by the <i>Times</i> agent. He was able to identify it
+because Carey, seven or eight years ago, showed him three
+of Mr. Egan's letters.[<a id="chap13fn20text"></a><a href="#chap13fn20">20</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Pigott had been subpœnaed by the <i>Times</i> as a witness early
+in December. On January 24, Mr. Labouchere wrote to him
+saying: "I see that Sir R. Webster talks about soon getting
+to the letters. When are you likely to be over? If you wish
+it, I will send your expenses to come over." At the end of
+the month he sent Pigott £10. Labouchere's letter and the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P385"></a>385}</span>
+£10 note were confided at once by Pigott to Mr. Houston,
+who handed them over to Mr. Soames, and, of course, they
+were produced in court and a rather different interpretation
+put upon them to the one the recipient knew was warranted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Pigott was not called into the witness-box, the ordeal
+which he so justly dreaded, until the fifty-fourth day of the
+Commission's sittings. He at once gave an account of the
+way he had obtained the first batch of incriminating letters.
+It read like a romance, as indeed, it was in every sense of
+the word&mdash;how Mr. Houston had begged him, if possible, to
+find some authentic documents to substantiate accusations
+against the Irish leaders, how he had set forth for Lausanne,
+all his expenses handsomely paid, and had met there an old
+friend who had told him about a letter written by Parnell
+which was in Paris, and might be obtained; how he had then
+proceeded to Paris and by a marvellous stroke of good luck
+had run up against an Irishman in the street who was able
+to give him more details about the Parnell letter, and other
+documents of a similar kind, which had been found in a black
+bag in a Paris lodging-house. He had not immediately
+bought the bag and its contents, because there were many
+difficulties in the way, but he had gone back to London and
+told Mr. Houston the whole story, and returned to Paris
+ready to clinch the bargain. But the Irish friend was not
+easy to bring to terms. He said Pigott must, before he could
+get possession of the letters, go to America and obtain the
+permission to buy them from the Fenians there. To America
+he accordingly went, and returned with a letter from John
+Breslin to the Irish friend authorising the sale of the Parnell
+letter (afterwards known as the "facsimile letter") and the
+rest of the papers. Houston came over to Paris and paid
+him £500 for the contents of the black bag, and gave him
+£105 for his own trouble. It must be remembered that all
+his travelling expenses had been paid, as well as £1 a day
+for hotels&mdash;not a bad remuneration for a needy man such as
+Pigott was, who, it turned out later, was making what living
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P386"></a>386}</span>
+he could by the sale of indecent photographs and books to all
+who cared to buy them. Doubtless the black bag was useful
+to him in his book and picture business, which was why he did
+not sell it with its temporary contents to Mr. Houston. The
+said contents, as bought by Houston, were as follows: Five
+letters of Mr. Parnell's, six of Patrick Egan's, some scraps
+of paper, and the torn-out leaves of an old account-book.
+The black bag was supposed to have been left in Paris by
+an Irish patriot (Frank Byrne or James O'Kelly) and had
+been taken possession of by the Clan-na-Gael. Subsequently
+two other batches of letters were obtained by Pigott
+in Paris, and likewise sold to the <i>Times</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Attorney-General, in the course of his examination of
+Pigott, drew from him the following remarkable account of
+his visit to Mr. Labouchere's house on October 24:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. Tell us, as nearly as you can, what
+passed between you, Mr. Labouchere, and Mr. Parnell, and if,
+at any part of it, Mr. Parnell was not present, just tell us and draw
+the distinction&mdash;what passed as nearly as you can: how did the
+conversation begin?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. I think, as well as I recollect, Mr. Parnell commenced
+the conversation, and what he said was to the effect that they
+held proofs in their hands that would convict me of the forgery
+of all the letters, and he asked me, with reference to my statement
+to the effect that I wished if possible to avoid giving evidence at
+all, how I proposed to do that. I explained that I had not been
+subpœnaed by the <i>Times</i> up to that date, that the only subpœna
+I received was the one Mr. Lewis had served me with, and it
+occurred to me then that probably, if I could induce Mr. Lewis
+to withdraw his subpœna, I might avoid in that way coming
+forward at all. Mr. Parnell was of opinion that that could not
+be done, that Mr. Lewis could not withdraw his subpœna, that
+I would be obliged to appear. Then, I think, Mr. Labouchere
+took up the running, and he was rather facetious.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. What did he say, please?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. He made a proposition to me right out, that I should
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P387"></a>387}</span>
+appear in the witness-box and swear that I had forged the letters,
+thereby ensuing&mdash;entitling myself to receive from the Commissioners
+a certificate of immunity from any proceedings, legal or
+criminal. He said that was his reading of the law, and Mr. Parnell
+agreed with him that such was the case, that it was an extremely
+simple matter; it was merely going into the box, taking
+an oath, and walking out free.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. I want just to get this: did the suggestion
+that if you went into the witness-box, and said that you
+forged the letters, that you would get your certificate, come from
+Mr. Labouchere?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Distinctly.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. What else, please?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. He urged me, as a further inducement to do this,
+that I would become immensely popular in Ireland, the fact that
+I had swindled the <i>Times</i> would be sufficient of itself to secure me
+a seat in Parliament to begin with, and then, if at any time I
+wished to go to the United States, he would undertake that I
+should be received with a torchlight procession from all the
+organisations there. Of course, I could scarcely believe that he was
+serious, but still&mdash;&mdash;[<a id="chap13fn21text"></a><a href="#chap13fn21">21</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Here almost uncontrolled merriment burst out all over
+the court, in which Mr. Labouchere himself joined more
+heartily than any one.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The President of the Court</i>. I must say, whether this is true or
+not, it is not a fit subject for laughter.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+But whether the President would or no, it was impossible
+to prevent constant ripples of laughter from breaking out
+all over the court while Pigott was narrating his version of
+the first meeting at Mr. Labouchere's house. Pigott told how
+Mr. Lewis had arrived on the scene, and had also denounced
+him as the forger of the letters&mdash;"Mr. Lewis assumed his
+severest manner," said Pigott. He continued his evidence
+after some further questions from the Attorney-General.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P388"></a>388}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Mr. Labouchere beckoned me outside the door into
+the hall, and he there said&mdash;I forgot to mention that in the course
+of conversation I stated that I had&mdash;I do not know exactly
+whether I said I had been promised £5000 by the <i>Times</i> or that
+I had demanded it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. One or the other?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. One or the other. So referring to that Mr. Labouchere
+said that they were prepared to pay me £1000&mdash;that he
+himself was prepared to pay me £1000, but, of course, I was not
+to mention anything about it to Mr. Parnell or to Mr. Lewis.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The President</i>. One moment before you go further. "He
+beckoned me outside"&mdash;where was he then?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. That was at Labouchere's house.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The President</i>. I know, but where was it?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Outside into the hall.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The President</i>. Was it a whole house or was it a flat?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. It is a whole house. He took me into the entrance
+hall, the room that we were in was the front room.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The President</i>. A dining-room or library or what?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. A library.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. Is that the end of the conversation that
+then took place?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Up to that time, yes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. What did you say to Mr. Labouchere
+when he said he was prepared to pay you £1000?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. I said I thought it was a very handsome sum; I did
+not say whether I would take it or not. As well as I can recollect,
+however, I raised no objection. I took it that he understood me
+to agree to that sum. Then, on returning to the room, I said
+distinctly&mdash;very distinctly&mdash;that nothing under heaven would
+induce me to go into the witness-box and swear a lie&mdash;nothing
+would. Then Mr. Lewis explained to me the necessity for my
+going into the witness-box might be avoided by the course that
+he suggested: that is that I was to write to the <i>Times</i> to state
+that I believed the letters were forgeries, or that I had forged them
+myself, if I preferred it. At all events I was to acquaint the
+Manager of the <i>Times</i> with the fact that the letters were actual
+forgeries, and that thereupon the <i>Times</i> would naturally withdraw
+the letters, and the thing would drop, and of course Mr. Labouchere's
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P389"></a>389}</span>
+offer would stand. Well, Mr. Lewis did not say that,
+but of course I understood it.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Pigott proceeded to give his account of his interview
+with Mr. Lewis on the following morning. He said that
+Mr. Lewis had taken notes of what he (Pigott) said, and he
+(Pigott) had told Mr. Lewis all he had told Mr. Soames with
+reference to the hunt for and discovery of the incriminating
+letters in Paris. Mr. Soames's evidence, given in court on
+February 15, of what Pigott had told him on this subject
+differed very considerably from what, according to Mr. Lewis's
+notes, he had told the latter. For instance, Mr. Pigott told
+Mr. Lewis on October 25 that he had sold the letters to
+Mr. Houston, never believing for a moment himself that they
+were genuine. In court, on February 21, Pigott denied the
+accuracy of Mr. Lewis's notes, made during his conversation
+with him at Anderton's Hotel on October 25.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All Pigott's correspondence with Mr. Lewis and Mr. Labouchere
+was then read out in court, with the replies of
+the two gentlemen to Mr. Pigott. The Attorney-General
+ended his examination as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. The only other matter I want to put
+to you is this: these gentlemen told you&mdash;Mr. Parnell and
+Mr. Labouchere&mdash;that they had copies of letters, which they had
+written to you?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Yes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. From which it was alleged that you
+had copied these documents?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Yes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. Did they produce any to you?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. No.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The Attorney-General</i>. Did they at any time, either at
+Mr. Lewis's office or at Mr. Labouchere's, offer to show you any of
+them?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. No.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+As the Attorney-General, rearranging his gown, was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P390"></a>390}</span>
+slowly resuming his seat, a loud murmur of conversation
+broke out over the court. It stopped suddenly. Scarcely
+was the Attorney-General seated when Sir Charles Russell
+stood bolt upright. He had a clean sheet of paper in his
+hand. There was such a silence in the court that even the
+fall of a pin would have been heard. Pigott's little day of
+peace was over. Poor fellow! He had done his best to keep
+his share of the business in the black shadows where such
+deeds are wont to skulk, but the gloom was about to be
+dispelled by the light of truth.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn1text">1</a>] Lord Eversley, <i>Gladstone and Ireland.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn2text">2</a>] The Land League founded by Parnell
+in 1879 for the purpose of bringing
+about a reduction of rack rents,
+and facilitating the creation of a peasant
+proprietary. Egan was the treasurer of the Land League.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn3text">3</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, April 14, 1887, vol. 313.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn4text">4</a>] Morley, <i>Life of Gladstone</i>, vol. iii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn5text">5</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, September 12, 1887, vol. 321.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn6text">6</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, September 12, 1887, vol. 321.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn7text">7</a>] <i>Ibid.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn8text">8</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, February 14, 1888, vol. 322.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn9text">9</a>] <i>Truth</i>, September 15, 1887.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn10text">10</a>] <i>Truth</i>, September 22, 1887.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn11text">11</a>] Morley, <i>Life of Gladstone</i>, vol. iii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn12text">12</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, April 18, 1887, vol. 313.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn13text">13</a>] The Counsel for the <i>Times</i> were Sir Richard Webster,
+the Attorney-General, Sir Henry James, Mr. Murphy,
+Mr. W. Graham, Mr. Atkinson, and
+Mr. Ronan; Sir Charles Russell and Mr. Asquith, M.P.,
+appeared for Mr. Parnell.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn14text">14</a>] The Irishman was a Fenian newspaper owned by Pigott,
+and sold by him
+to Parnell in 1881.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn15text">15</a>] Mr. Parnell's secretary.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn16"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn16text">16</a>] <i>Truth.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn17"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn17text">17</a>] See letters to Chamberlain in Chapter IX.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn18"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn18text">18</a>] Morley, <i>Life of Gladstone</i>, vol. iii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn19"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn19text">19</a>] Macdonald, <i>Diary of the Parnell Commission</i>, July 6, 1887.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn20"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn20text">20</a>] Macdonald, <i>Diary of the Parnell Commission.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap13fn21"></a>
+[<a href="#chap13fn21text">21</a>] <i>Special Commission Act</i>, 1888, vol. v.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap14"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P391"></a>391}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XIV
+<br><br>
+THE COLLAPSE OF RICHARD PIGOTT
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Sir Charles Russell's cross-examination of Pigott
+on the fifty-fourth and fifty-fifth days of the Commission's
+sittings is generally considered to be one of the finest
+things of the kind, from a technical point of view, ever heard.
+A friend who was much with him at that time relates that, on
+the day the cross-examination commenced, he was irritable
+and depressed and unable to eat, and that he could not have
+been more nervous had he been a junior with his first brief
+instead of the most formidable advocate at the Bar. But,
+as he stood facing the forger, his whole appearance changed.
+He was a picture of calmness, self-possession, and strength,
+there was no sign of impatience or irritability, not a trace
+of anxiety or care.[<a id="chap14fn1text"></a><a href="#chap14fn1">1</a>] In the profound silence that had fallen
+upon the court he began, in tones of great courtesy:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mr. Pigott, would you be good enough, with my Lord's
+permission, to write some words on that sheet of paper for me.
+Perhaps you will sit down in order to do it. [He gave him the
+sheet of paper he had in his hand.] Would you like to sit down?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Pigott</i>. Oh no, thanks.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>The President</i>. Well, but I think that it is better that you
+should sit down. Here is a table upon which you can write
+in the ordinary way, the course you always pursue.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. Will you write the word "livelihood"?
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P392"></a>392}</span>
+Just leave a space. Will you write the word "likelihood"? Will
+you write your own name, leaving a space between each? Will
+you write the word "proselytism," and finally, I think I will not
+trouble you any more at present, "Patrick Egan" and "P. Egan"
+underneath it&mdash;"Patrick Egan" first and "P. Egan" underneath
+it? There is one word more I had forgotten. Lower down, please,
+leaving spaces, write the word "hesitancy" with a small "h."
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Pigott, after he had written what he was told, handed
+back the sheet of paper, and, as soon as Sir Charles Russell
+had glanced at it, he knew that he had scored a great point
+for Mr. Parnell. The word that he had told Pigott to write
+last, and with a small "h," as if that were the significant part
+of the experiment, was the word which Pigott had misspelt
+in one of the letters supposed to be from Parnell to Egan
+which the Attorney-General had produced at the O'Donnell
+<i>v.</i> Walter trial. Pigott had again spelt it wrong. Hesitancy
+on the piece of paper which he handed back to Sir Charles
+Russell was spelt "hesitency."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The cross-examination of Pigott occupied the rest of that
+day, and before the end of it the wretched man had fallen
+into hopeless confusion. The production of some of his
+correspondence with the Archbishop of Dublin (Dr. Walsh),
+in which he offered, for a consideration of course, to avert
+the possibility of a blow which was about to fall upon the
+Nationalist party (presumably the publication of the
+facsimile letter), almost finished his brazen self-command. The
+day's sitting ended in a roar of laughter, for Pigott's silly,
+aimless reflections, elicited by the advocate's remorseless,
+persistent questions, were ludicrous, and it was easy to see
+what the climax of the affair would be. The next day things
+went worse and worse for Pigott. A correspondence which
+he had with Egan in 1881 was produced, in which he had
+misspelt the word "hesitancy" as he had done the day before
+in court. Egan's answers to Pigott were not forthcoming,
+for reasons which the forger made known later on, but the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P393"></a>393}</span>
+drafts of these answers, produced by Mr. Lewis (who had got
+them direct from Mr. Egan through Mr. Labouchere),
+bearing a remarkable similarity to the Egan letters produced
+by the <i>Times</i>, were read by Sir Charles Russell. Copies of
+letters written by Mr. Parnell to Pigott in 1881 were also
+read out, coinciding word for word in parts with the
+"facsimile letter" and the others put in by the accusers of the
+Nationalist party. Then Pigott was made to acknowledge
+how he had blackmailed Mr. Forster, and Mr. Wemyss Reid
+produced the Pigott-Forster correspondence in court.
+Before the reading of this correspondence was finished, the
+densely packed audience in the court, according to the <i>Daily
+News</i> reporter, was wrought up to the highest pitch of
+amusement and excitement. The court usher had long since
+ceased to cry out "Silence!" The merriment was almost
+continuous. The judges themselves were unable to repress
+their feelings. A loud ringing roar of laughter broke forth
+as Sir Charles Russell read one letter containing Pigott's
+application for £200 to enable him to proceed to Sydney,
+and some hints as to the pressure which was brought to bear
+upon him to publish the Forster letters. Mr. Justice Day,
+bending forward, reddened and shook with laughter. In
+this letter Pigott wrote: "I feel this is my last chance, and
+if that fails only the workhouse and the grave remains." Poor
+Pigott looked as if he would prefer even the grave to the
+witness-box. He changed colour; the helpless, foolish
+smile flickered about the weak heavy mouth; his hands
+moved about restlessly, nervously. Then came the
+climax&mdash;Pigott's letter to Mr. Forster, saying that he felt tempted to
+reveal to the world how he had been bribed by Mr. Forster
+to write against the interests of Ireland. The notion of
+Pigott's appearing in the character of injured innocence sent
+the audience off once more into a fit of laughter. It was now
+four o'clock, and, in the uproar and confusion, Pigott
+descended from the box, smiling foolishly.[<a id="chap14fn2text"></a><a href="#chap14fn2">2</a>] That he had forged
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P394"></a>394}</span>
+the letters no one now doubted for a moment. The way he
+had actually done it was not yet absolutely clear, but the
+ingenuous Pigott was not going to leave any mysteries
+unsolved. The court was adjourned until the following
+Tuesday.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of how the court met on February 26, and when
+Pigott was called upon to enter the witness-box there was
+no answer, and how it was subsequently elicited that he had
+disappeared from his hotel on the previous afternoon and
+not been seen again, has been graphically told by more than
+one writer. Who had given him the money to bolt, and
+who had assisted him to evade the constables who were
+supposed to be watching him, has never been positively
+revealed, but the fact remained&mdash;there was no Pigott there
+to tell the end of his squalid tale. The court adjourned for
+some thirty minutes, and then Sir Charles Russell made the
+startling announcement that Pigott, without an invitation
+from any one, had called upon Mr. Labouchere in Grosvenor
+Gardens on the previous Saturday, the day after his
+disastrous cross-examination, and had then and there dictated
+to him a full confession. This confession had been signed
+by Pigott and witnessed by Mr. George Augustus Sala.
+Mr. George Lewis, to whom Mr. Labouchere had communicated
+the confession, had refused to have anything to do with
+the document, and sent it back to Pigott with the following
+letter:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ELY PLACE, HOLBORN, Feb. 25, 1889.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;Mr. Labouchere has informed me that on Saturday you
+called at his house and expressed a desire to make a statement in
+writing, and he has handed to us the confession you have made,
+that you are the forger of the whole of the letters given in evidence
+by the <i>Times</i> purporting to be written respectively by Mr. Parnell,
+Mr. Egan, Mr. Davitt, and Mr. O'Kelly, and that, in addition,
+you committed perjury in support of the case of the <i>Times</i>.
+Mr. Parnell has instructed us to inform you that he declines to hold
+any communication directly or indirectly with you, and he further
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P395"></a>395}</span>
+instructs us to return you the written confession which we enclose,
+and which for safety sake we send by hand.&mdash;We are, sir, yours
+obediently,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ LEWIS & LEWIS.<br>
+ Richard Pigott, Esq.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+On the following day Sir Richard Webster made the
+announcement to the court that a letter had been received
+in Pigott's handwriting, posted in Paris, addressed to
+Mr. Shannon, the Dublin solicitor, who had been assisting
+Mr. Soames. The letter had not been opened, and he handed it
+to the President of the Commission, who passed it down to
+Mr. Cunynghame, and asked him to open and read its
+contents. It was Pigott's confession made to Mr. Labouchere
+and Mr. Lewis's letter to Pigott quoted above. The envelope
+contained also a note from the irrepressible Pigott as
+follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HÔTEL DE DEUX MONDES,<br>
+ AVENUE DE L'OPERA, PARIS, Tuesday.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR SIR,&mdash;Just before I left enclosed was handed to me.
+It had been left while I was out. Will write again soon.&mdash;Yours
+truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+R. PIGOTT.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The confession, as far as the letters were concerned, ran
+as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The circumstances connected with the obtaining of the letters,
+as I gave in evidence, are not true. No one save myself was
+concerned in the transaction. I told Houston that I had
+discovered the letters in Paris, but I grieve to have to confess that
+I simply myself fabricated them, using genuine letters of
+Messrs. Parnell and Egan in copying certain words, phrases, and general
+character of the handwriting. I traced some words and phrases
+by putting the genuine letter against the window, and placing
+on it the sheet of which copies have been read in court,
+and four or five letters of Mr. Egan, which were also read in
+court. I destroyed these letters after using them. Some of the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P396"></a>396}</span>
+signatures I traced in this manner, and some I wrote. I then
+wrote to Houston telling him to come to Paris for the documents.
+I told him that they had been placed in a black bag with some
+old accounts, scraps of paper, and old newspapers. On his
+arrival I produced to him the letters, accounts, and scraps of
+paper. After a brief inspection he handed me a cheque on
+Cook for £500, the price that I told him I had agreed to pay for
+them. At the same time he gave me £105 in bank-notes as my
+own commission. The accounts put in were leaves torn from
+an old account book of my own, which contained details of the
+expenditure of Fenian money entrusted to me from time to time,
+which is mainly in the handwriting of David Murphy, my cashier.
+The scraps I found in the bottom of an old writing-desk. I
+do not recollect in whose writing they are.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The second batch of letters was also written by me. Mr. Parnell's
+signature was imitated from that published in the <i>Times</i>
+facsimile letter. I do not now remember where I got the Egan
+letter from which I copied the signature.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I had no specimen of Campbell's handwriting beyond the two
+letters of Mr. Parnell to me, which I presumed might be in
+Mr. Campbell's handwriting. I wrote to Mr. Houston that this
+second batch was for sale in Paris, having been brought there
+from America. He wrote asking to see them. I forwarded them
+accordingly, and after keeping them three or four days, he sent
+me a cheque on Cook for the price demanded for them, £550.
+The third batch consisted of a letter imitated by me from a letter
+written in pencil to me by Mr. Davitt when he was in prison,
+and of another letter copied by me from a letter of a very early
+date, which I received from James O'Kelly when he was writing
+on my newspapers, and of a third letter ascribed to Egan, the
+writing of which, and some of the words, I copied from an
+old bill of exchange in Mr. Egan's handwriting. £200 was
+the price paid to me by Mr. Houston for these three letters. It
+was paid in bank-notes. I have stated that for the first batch
+I received £105 for myself, for the second batch I got £50, for the
+third batch I was supposed to receive nothing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I did not see Breslin in America. This was part of the
+deception.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+With respect to my interview with Messrs. Parnell, Labouchere,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P397"></a>397}</span>
+and Lewis, my sworn statement is in the main correct. I
+am now, however, of opinion that the offer to me by Mr. Labouchere
+of £1000 was not for giving evidence but for any documents
+in Mr. Egan's or Mr. Parnell's handwriting that I might happen to
+have. My statement only referred to the first interviews with
+these gentlemen. I had a further interview with Mr. Labouchere,
+on which occasion I made him acquainted with further circumstances
+not previously mentioned by me at the preceding interviews.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+There was a pause after Mr. Cunynghame finished
+reading the extraordinary document. It was an awkward
+moment for the Attorney-General, but, in an extremely
+dignified speech, he informed the court that, on behalf of his
+clients, he asked permission to withdraw from the consideration
+of the Commission the question of the genuineness of the
+letters which had been submitted to them. On that day
+Mr. Parnell appeared for the first time in the witness-box,
+and in answer to Sir Charles Russell's questions swore to the
+forgery of his signature on all the letters in question. There
+was no attempt to cross-examine on the part of Sir Richard
+Webster. Mr. Labouchere entered the witness-box on
+March 3. He gave his evidence very slowly and realistically,
+rather in the style perhaps of what Lord Randolph Churchill
+described as newspaper paragraphs, but there was no lack
+of connection in his descriptions of his various interviews
+with Pigott. When it came to the final interview on the
+preceding Saturday the questions of the great advocate
+became very close.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. He came to your house?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>. He did.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. Did you expect him?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>. No.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. Had he given you any warning he was
+coming?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>. No.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. Or had you asked him to come?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P398"></a>398}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>. No.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. Now tell us what took place on the
+occasion.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>. He came in. I did not catch the name
+when the servant introduced him. I was writing at the table,
+and looked up, and saw him standing before me, and he said to
+me, "I suppose you are surprised at seeing me here?" And I
+said, "Oh! not at all. Pray take a seat."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Sir Charles Russell</i>. I said what&mdash;&mdash;?
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>. "Not at all." Nothing would surprise me
+about Mr. Pigott. He sat down. He then said that he had
+come over to confess everything; that he supposed he should have
+to go to prison, and he was just as well there as anywhere else. I
+said that he must thoroughly understand if he did confess, the
+confession would be handed to Mr. Lewis, and that I must have a
+witness.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Of the historic interview in Mr. Labouchere's study in
+Grosvenor Gardens there has been no more graphic an
+account written than the one by its only witness, the veteran
+journalist, George Augustus Sala:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In February 1889 [he wrote] I was the occupant of a fiat in
+Victoria Street, Westminster, and one Saturday, between one and
+two P.M., a knock came at my study door, and I was handed a
+letter which had been brought in hot haste by a servant who was
+instructed to wait for an answer. The missive was of the briefest
+possible kind, and was from my near neighbour Mr. Henry
+Labouchere, M.P., whose house was then at 24 Grosvenor
+Gardens. The note ran thus: "Can you leave everything and come
+here at once? Most important business.&mdash;H.L." I told the
+servant that I would be in Grosvenor Gardens within a quarter of
+an hour, and, ere that time had expired, I was ushered into a large
+library on the ground floor, where I found the senior member for
+Northampton smoking his sempiternal cigarette, but with an
+unusual and curious expression of animation on his normally
+passive countenance.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+He was not alone. Ensconced in a roomy fauteuil, a few
+paces from Mr. Labouchere's writing-table, there was a somewhat
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P399"></a>399}</span>
+burly individual of middle stature and more than middle age.
+He looked fully sixty, although I have been given to understand
+that his age did not exceed fifty-five; but his elderly aspect was
+enhanced by his baldness, which revealed a large amount of oval
+<i>os frontis</i> fringed by grey locks. The individual had an eyeglass
+screwed into one eye, and he was using this optical aid most
+assiduously; for he was poring over a copy of that morning's
+issue of the <i>Times</i>, going right down one column and apparently
+up it again; then taking column after column in succession; then
+harking back as though he had omitted some choice paragraph;
+and then resuming the sequence of his lecture, ever and anon
+tapping that ovoid frontal bone of his, as though to evoke
+memories of the past, with a little silver pencil-case. I noted his
+somewhat shabby genteel attire, and, in particular, I observed
+that the hand which held the copy of the <i>Times</i> never ceased to
+shake. Mr. Labouchere, in his most courteous manner and his
+blandest tone, said, "Allow me to introduce you to a gentleman
+of whom you must have heard a great deal, Mr.&mdash;&mdash;." I
+replied, "There is not the slightest necessity for naming him. I
+know him well enough. That's Mr. Pigott."
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The individual in the capacious fauteuil wriggled from
+behind the <i>Times</i> an uneasy acknowledgment of my recognition;
+but if anything could be conducive to putting completely at his
+ease a gentleman who, from some cause or another, was troubled
+in his mind, it would have been the dulcet voice in which
+Mr. Labouchere continued: "The fact is that Mr. Pigott has come
+here, quite unsolicited, to make a full confession. I told him that
+I would listen to nothing he had to say, save in the presence of a
+witness, and, remembering that you lived close by, I thought that
+you would not mind coming here and listening to what Mr. Pigott
+has to confess, which will be taken down, word by word, from his
+dictation in writing." It has been my lot during a long and
+diversified career to have to listen to a large number of very queer
+statements from very queer people; and, by dint of experience,
+you reach at last a stage of stoicism when little, if anything, that
+is imparted to you excites surprise. Mr. Pigott, although he
+had screwed his courage to the sticking place of saying that he
+was going to confess, manifested considerable tardiness in orally
+"owning up." Conscience, we were justified in assuming, had
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P400"></a>400}</span>
+gnawed to an extent sufficient to make him disposed to relieve his
+soul from a dreadful burden; but conscience, to all seeming, had
+to gnaw a little longer and a little more sharply ere he absolutely
+gave tongue. So we let him be for about ten minutes.
+Mr. Labouchere kindled another cigarette. I lighted a cigar.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+At length Mr. Pigott stood up and came forward into the
+light, by the side of Mr. Labouchere's writing-table. He did
+not change colour; he did not blench; but when&mdash;out of the
+fulness of his heart, no doubt&mdash;his mouth spake, it was in a low,
+half-musing tone, more at first as though he were talking to
+himself than to any auditors. By degrees, however, his voice
+rose, his diction became more fluent. It is only necessary that,
+in this place, I should say that, in substance, Pigott confessed
+that he had forged the letters alleged to have been written by
+Mr. Parnell; and he minutely described the manner in which he,
+and he alone, had executed the forgeries in question. Whether
+the man with the bald head and the eyeglass in the library at
+Grosvenor Gardens was telling the truth or was uttering another
+batch of infernal lies it is not for me to determine. No pressure
+was put upon him, no leading questions were asked him, and he
+went on quietly and continuously to the end of a story which I
+should have thought amazing had I not had occasion to hear
+many more tales even more astounding. He was not voluble,
+but he was collected, clear, and coherent; nor, although he
+repeatedly confessed to forgery, fraud, deception, and
+misrepresentation, did he seem overcome with anything approaching active
+shame. His little peccadilloes were plainly owned, but he
+appeared to treat them more as incidental weakness than as
+extraordinary acts of wickedness.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+When he had come to the end of his statement Mr. Labouchere
+left the library for a few minutes to obtain a little refreshment.
+It was a great relief to me when he came back, for, when Pigott
+and I were left together, there came over me a vague dread that
+he might disclose his complicity with the Rye House Plot, or
+that he would admit that he had been the executioner of King
+Charles I. The situation was rather embarrasing; the time might
+have been tided over by whistling, but unfortunately I never learnt
+to whistle. It would have been rude to read a book; and besides,
+to do so would have necessitated my taking my eyes off
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P401"></a>401}</span>
+Mr. Pigott, and I never took them off him. We did get into
+conversation, but our talk was curt and trite. He remarked, first taking
+up that so-often-conned <i>Times</i>, that the London papers were
+inconveniently large. This, being a self-evident proposition,
+met with no response from me, but on his proceeding to say, in
+quite a friendly manner, that I must have found the afternoon's
+interview rather stupid work, I replied that, on the contrary, so
+far as I was concerned, I had found it equally amusing and
+instructive. Then the frugal Mr. Labouchere coming back with
+his mouth full, we went to business again. The whole of Pigott's
+confession, beginning with the declaration that he had made it
+uninvited and without any pecuniary consideration, was read
+over to him line by line and word by word. He made no correction
+or alteration whatsoever. The confession covered several
+sheets of paper, and to each sheet he affixed his initials. Finally,
+at the bottom of the completed document he signed his name
+beneath which I wrote mine as a witness.[<a id="chap14fn3text"></a><a href="#chap14fn3">3</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The history of the Commission subsequent to Pigott's
+disappearance does not belong to this biography. It is
+enough to say that it terminated its business on November
+20, 1889, after having sat no less than 126 times.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the 8th of March, eight days after his last appearance
+in the witness-box, the news of Pigott's suicide reached
+London. It appeared that after his interview with
+Mr. Labouchere and Mr. Sala, he treated himself to an evening's
+amusement at the Alhambra Music Hall. He left on
+Monday morning for Paris, whence he posted the envelope
+containing his confession and other enclosures to Mr. Shannon.
+He reached Madrid on Thursday, where he put up at
+the Hotel des Ambassadeurs, and spent the afternoon and
+following morning in visiting the churches and picture
+galleries. He would not have been tracked so quickly by
+the detectives if he had not sent a wire to Mr. Shannon&mdash;the
+Dublin solicitor who had assisted Mr. Soames&mdash;asking for
+the money "you promised me," which gave the clue to his
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P402"></a>402}</span>
+whereabouts. On the following afternoon, when he was
+informed by the hotel interpreter that a police officer wanted
+him, he retired to his bedroom and shot himself through the
+brain.[<a id="chap14fn4text"></a><a href="#chap14fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Richard Pigott had one redeeming feature in his character&mdash;unless
+his complete lack of self-consciousness in evil doing
+be counted as another&mdash;an intense love for his motherless
+children. There were four of these. Mr. Labouchere's
+compassion for the wretched man had early been aroused
+in connection with the really pathetic state of his domestic
+affairs, and, although his "underground" relations with
+Pigott prevented him from being able to promise definitely
+to give him any assistance for his children in the event of the
+<i>Times</i> or Parnell prosecuting him as a consequence of his
+confession, it is easily to be imagined that Pigott would have
+perceived during his visits to Grosvenor Gardens the
+extraordinary tenderness of feeling that Mr. Labouchere could
+never conceal where there was a question of any suffering to
+be saved to a child. In his examination by Sir Charles
+Russell Mr. Labouchere had said: "Pigott said to me, 'I shall go
+to prison, but perhaps I am better there than anywhere else;
+the only thing I regret is the position of my children, who will
+starve.' I said: 'Well, I think they won't starve, or
+anything of that sort, but if you want me to make any terms
+about your children, you must not expect it from me.'" Poor
+puzzled Pigott! He had done everything he could to
+please every one round him, and yet he could get no one at
+this crisis to do the one thing that would have set his
+fluttering mind at ease. No one would promise to befriend the
+four little boys at Kingstown. Truly, as he had told
+Mr. Labouchere, he was in a terrible mess.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But as soon as the poor fellow was dead, and his motives
+could no longer be impugned by the vigilant Tories,
+Mr. Labouchere set himself with energy to see that the children
+were cared for. He sent a friend to Kingstown to report to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P403"></a>403}</span>
+him on the condition of the orphans, and she wrote to him as
+follows: "I had a long chat with the housekeeper who is to
+my mind an excellent woman. A more self-forgetful
+creature I never saw, and nobody ever wrapped truths in
+softer garments. She pitied her master. She says that
+Pigott adored these children, and that it was his desire to
+give them comforts and education which drove him into such
+crimes. I do hope that something will be done for these
+poor friendless children, to whom the father was a most
+indulgent parent. I saw lying in the room little toy yachts
+and tricycles, bearing evidence that there was softness as
+well as weakness in the character of the dead man. The only
+relative that the housekeeper knows of is an uncle, who holds
+a good position under the Government. She wrote to him
+and got no reply." A fund was started for the benefit of
+the children, and in the pages of <i>Truth</i> Mr. Labouchere
+pleaded their cause with eloquence. In May Archbishop
+Walsh wrote to him as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ 4 RUTLAND SQUARE,<br>
+ DUBLIN, May 23, 1889.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,&mdash;There are two ways in which effect
+can be given to your charitable purpose. The trust can be
+executed direct through me, or I can arrange to have the matter
+carried out by the parish priests of the place where Pigott
+lived&mdash;Glasthule close by Kingstown, Dublin. I may say to you that
+two generous offers were made to me immediately after the
+suicide. One was a proposal to take charge of the two elder
+boys with a view to their emigration to the U.S. or Canada, where
+something would be done to give them a fair start. The other
+was an offer to take one of the younger children and practically
+to provide for this little fellow by an informal adoption.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In both cases I pointed out that there is, I fear, a serious
+difficulty in the way of my interfering in any prominent way in
+the case, and indeed in the interference of anyone who is an
+active sympathizer (as was the case in the two offers) with Home
+Rule, etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P404"></a>404}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Liberal Unionists of Dublin who brought the unfortunate
+father into temptation have a heavy responsibility towards the
+poor children. It is worse than mean of them to shirk it. But
+they not only shirk it, they try to throw the responsibility on to
+the other side. The insinuation made by many of them is that
+Pigott was got out of the country by sympathizers with Mr. Parnell,
+and that the suicide even may have been managed for a
+consideration.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+A very serious question then arises as to what can be prudently
+done in the case of the children. Of course they must not be
+neglected. But, so far as I can see, there is no present danger on
+that score. The two elder boys are at school at Clongowes, a
+high-class school for lay pupils, conducted by the Jesuit Fathers.
+Their schoolfellows have, throughout the whole case, shown a
+splendid spirit towards them. The two younger boys are safely
+placed in charge of the former housekeeper in a place where they
+are not known, not far from Dublin.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My advice would be to let matters lie until the school holiday
+time comes on, about the beginning of July.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In the meantime I shall communicate with the persons who
+made the offers of which I have told you.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+When the case comes to be dealt with, I should suggest that
+the best way to act would be through Canon Harold, the parish
+priest.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Meanwhile should not something be done through the newspapers
+to work up the call, which can be most legitimately made,
+on the Irish Liberal Unionists to do at all events something
+really substantial in the case?&mdash;I remain, dear Mr. Labouchere,
+faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+WILLIAM WALSH, Archbishop of Dublin.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The statement of Dr. Walsh that there were people in
+Dublin who insinuated that Pigott had been got out of the
+country by the friends of the Nationalists seems almost
+incredible, but it is a fact that, even in England, in country
+places, lectures were given, under the auspices of the
+Primrose League, to persuade rural voters, who might have been
+reading the newspapers, that the forgery of the Pigott letters
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P405"></a>405}</span>
+had never been proved, and even more ridiculous statements
+were made in some places. Mr. Labouchere wrote in <i>Truth</i>
+on March 7:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I feel it my duty solemnly to affirm that (incredible as it may
+appear to Primrose Dames) I did not bribe Pigott to commit
+suicide by promising him an annuity. It is somewhat fortunate
+for me that I can prove an alibi; otherwise I make no doubt that
+I should have been accused of having been concealed in Pigott's
+room at Madrid, and having shot him. Well, well, I suppose that
+allowance must be made for the crew of idiots who have gone
+about vowing that the <i>Times</i> forgeries were genuine letters, and
+who are now grovelling in the mire that they have prepared for
+themselves.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Nothing can exceed my sorrow that we were not privileged to
+hear in court the evidence of the expert in handwriting, Inglis.
+So great, indeed, is my regret that I will willingly (if the <i>Times</i>
+is in want of money) pay the sum of £20 for his "proof." I have
+always regarded these experts as the most dreary of humbugs,
+and in this view I am now confirmed. I myself subjected the
+photographs of the <i>Times</i> forgeries to the limelight in a
+magic-lantern, and I soon discovered that there were signs of tracing.
+In some of the words&mdash;and particularly in the signatures&mdash;there
+is a small white line, where the ink had not taken over the tracing.
+If Inglis had done the same, he would not probably have made
+so ridiculous a fool of himself.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+It must be owned that Mr. Labouchere made himself
+exceedingly annoying in the pages of <i>Truth</i> on the subject
+of the forged letters. His taunts and scathing witticisms
+at the expense of the prosecuting side and Messrs. Soames,
+Houston &amp; Co. were almost past enduring, and more than
+one apology was furiously demanded of him, to which he
+usually replied by heaping more ridicule on the unfortunate,
+writhing victim. Some abortive attempts were made to hoax
+him and make a fool of him as he succeeded so frequently
+in doing of others. In the winter of 1889 a somewhat
+unpleasant case was brought before the Central Criminal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P406"></a>406}</span>
+Court, the only event of public interest connected with
+which was the departure from England of a well-known
+nobleman on the very eve of the day that the warrant was
+issued for his arrest, and it was in connection with this affair
+that someone tried to put salt on Labby's tail. Whoever
+the joker was he must have felt rather sold when he read
+the following paragraph in the next issue of Labby's journal;
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have received through the post the following letter and
+enclosure. Evidently someone is attempting to Pigott me. I
+do not hesitate to say that the letters are not from those by
+whom they profess to be written. It is really shameful that two
+such good men and true as Lord Salisbury and Mr. Houston
+should be selected for this reprehensible hoax.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ PRIMROSE LEAGUE CENTRAL OFFICES,<br>
+ VICTORIA STREET.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR, I enclose you an autograph letter of Lord Salisbury. I
+obtained it from a man of the name of Hammond, whom I
+promised to reward if he could get me any letters likely to injure
+the character of Tory leaders. He tells me that a client of his
+in Cleveland Street called upon him and produced it from a black
+bag. I have already offered the letter to Lord Hartington and
+to the Editor of the <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>, but they have both declined
+to have anything to do with it. If you use it I must request
+you to send me a cheque for £1000, and you must pledge yourself
+never to give up the name of Hammond. He is a very worthy
+man, and he fears that if it were known that he had given me the
+letter some Tory would shoot him.&mdash;Your obedient servant,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+E. C. HOUSTON.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote" style="text-align: center">
+(<i>Enclosure</i>)
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HATFIELD HOUSE, Oct., 17.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LORD***,&mdash;There is a good deal of evidence against
+you, although the Lord Chancellor and the Attorney-General
+have decided that the evidence of identity is not sufficient, but
+I hear a rumour that more evidence can be obtained. I can count
+upon the Chancellor standing to his guns, but I am not quite
+so sure of Webster. He, you know, will have to answer that
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P407"></a>407}</span>
+scoundrel Labouchere in the House of Commons, when he brings
+on the subject and he is getting shaky. Perhaps he will be
+forced to issue a warrant.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SALISBURY.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Another hoax practised on Mr. Labouchere came off,
+and a considerable time elapsed before the perpetrator of it
+was discovered. He eventually turned out to be a member
+of one of the most staid and respectable clubs in London.
+Here is the story of the hoax, as Mr. Labouchere related it
+in <i>Truth</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+During the last few weeks I have received a number of anonymous
+letters, all in the same handwriting, couched in terms the
+reverse of complimentary. Some of them were on the paper of
+the East India United Service Club, St. James's Square. This
+did not trouble me, as I receive so many of such letters that I
+am accustomed to them. On Thursday last, however, my anonymous
+friend sent orders signed in my name to a number of tradesmen
+desiring them to send me goods. He ordered two hearses
+each with two mourning coaches, and requested a representative of
+the cremation company to call and arrange for my cremation. He
+also ordered a marriage cake of Messrs. Buzzard, a bed of
+Messrs. Shoolbred furniture of Messrs. Maple, Messrs. Druce, and
+Messrs. Barker &amp; Co.; coal of Messrs. Whiteley, Ricketts, Herbert Clarke
+&amp; Co.; Cockerell &amp; Lee; a coat of Mr. Cording, caps of Messrs. Lincoln
+&amp; Bennett, a billiard table of Messrs. Thurston, prints
+of Messrs. Clifford, carpets of Messrs. Swan &amp; Edgar, beer, spirits,
+and wine from several firms, some of which was delivered, and a
+vast number of other goods from West End houses, including an
+umbilical belt for hernia from a city firm. He also sent letters
+to various physicians in my name, and they have favoured me
+in reply with prescriptions for divers diseases. He further
+engaged cabins for me to India and to the United States. Not
+content with this he ordered a salmon to be sent in my name to
+Mr. Gladstone, a Stilton cheese to Sir William Harcourt, a
+travelling bag to Mr. Asquith, and a haunch of venison to Sir
+George Trevelyan. And he supplemented these liberal orders
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P408"></a>408}</span>
+by issuing invitations in the name of a mythical niece to a party
+at Twickenham and a dinner at my London house. All this is
+far more annoying to the tradesmen than it is to me, and I would
+therefore suggest to my friend to revert to his old plan of anonymous
+letters. Neither of the hearses came, owing to representatives
+of the firms having called to know how many men would be
+required to carry my corpse downstairs. Had the hearse arrived
+it would have been curious, as the mutes would probably have
+disputed in which I was to be moved off, and would have had to
+appeal to me eating my marriage cake and arrayed in my
+umbilical belt to decide to which I would give my preference.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap14fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap14fn1text">1</a>] Barry O'Brien, <i>Life of Lord Russell of Killowen.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap14fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap14fn2text">2</a>] Macdonald, <i>Diary of the Parnell Commission.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap14fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap14fn3text">3</a>] <i>Life of Sala</i>, written by himself, vol. ii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap14fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap14fn4text">4</a>] Macdonald, <i>Diary of the Parnell Commission.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap15"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P409"></a>409}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XV
+<br><br>
+MR. LABOUCHERE NOT INCLUDED IN THE CABINET
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+There is no doubt about the fact that Mr. Labouchere
+was always at his best when he was in Opposition. This
+characteristic was not peculiar to him, but was shared by
+Sir William Harcourt, and, in a marked degree, by Lord
+Randolph Churchill. During the six years of Lord Salisbury's
+second administration (August, 1886-August, 1892),
+he stood out prominently as a man of ability and independent
+courage in what was an extremely weak and inefficient
+Opposition. Always true to his Radical principles, he
+protested ably whenever the questions of Civil Service
+estimates were to the fore&mdash;the expenses incurred in the
+removal or restoration of diplomatic and consular buildings,
+or in the organisation of missions and embassies to foreign
+countries, all the involved expenditure that is comprehended
+under the term, so mysterious to the lay mind, of "miscellaneous
+legal buildings," in the upkeep of the royal parks
+and palaces. The annual expenditure for the warming and
+lighting of Kew Palace especially aroused his ire. He had,
+he said, hunted for the building and at last perceived over an
+iron gate a tumble down, depressed-looking house in which
+he could not imagine that anyone less insane than George III. in
+his later years could be expected to wish to reside, and if
+there were any such, they might, at least, warm and light
+themselves without any application to the British taxpayer.
+As for Kensington Palace, to vote an annual sum for its
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P410"></a>410}</span>
+maintenance was merely dropping water into a bottomless
+well. It was dilapidated and useless. Why not pull it down
+or turn it into a large restaurant&mdash;an investment which
+would certainly pay&mdash;and put money into the taxpayer's
+pockets for a change? Of course he should advocate that
+only temperance drinks should be sold upon the premises,
+but even with that restriction a profit would be certain.
+Then he would attack the extravagance of the House of
+Commons. Oil lamps in the committee rooms! Were
+Ministers a species of patron saints before whom perpetual
+lamps had to be kept burning in order to secure their favours?
+Electric light had been installed in the House, and yet the
+annual sum spent on oil lamps was undiminished. Perhaps,
+replied the long-suffering Mr. Plunkett, after the expenditure
+on oil had been ruthlessly gone into and shown to be
+superfluous, the hon. member for Northampton will soon be a
+Minister himself and will then know the awkwardness of
+attending in the House from three in the afternoon to one
+in the morning and having to turn up or down an oil lamp
+every time he went from one room to another. In short,
+Mr. Labouchere's obstructionary tactics were magnificent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His speeches on the Triple Alliance were marked by an
+intimate knowledge of European politics acquired by a long
+and sympathetic frequentation of the best politicians in
+Europe and as different as possible from the accumulation of
+facts out of text-books which formed the mental equipment
+on the subject of many of his colleagues. The point of
+departure of his first speech on the Triple Alliance was a
+statement made in the Italian Parliament on May 14, 1891,
+by a deputy named Chiala to the effect that the Italian
+position was now secure by land and sea, English interests
+being identical with Italian. On June 2, 1891, he asked
+Sir James Fergusson whether special undertakings were
+entered into in 1887 between England and Italy of such
+importance as to justify Signor Chiala's remark, which had
+met with no challenge in the Italian Chamber, and he spoke
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P411"></a>411}</span>
+with characteristic eloquence both then and on July 9,
+against the renewal of the Triple Alliance, which obliged
+England, he said, to side with Italy against France, under
+the pretext of maintaining the status quo in the Mediterranean.
+Mr. Gladstone wrote him the following letter on
+the subject:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HAWARDEN CASTLE, CHESTER, July 11, 1891.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,&mdash;So far as I can understand I
+think you have left the question of the Triple Alliance and our
+relation to it standing well in itself and well for us. If ever there
+was a complication from which England ought to stand absolutely
+aloof it is this. I would take for a proof apart from all others the
+astounding letter of Mr. Stead in yesterday's <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>,
+who founds an European policy on the isolation of France still
+perhaps at the head of continental civilisation. I fear with you
+that Salisbury has given virtual pledges for himself which in all
+likelihood he will never even be called upon to redeem, and which
+Parliament and members of Parliament may with perfect propriety
+object to his redeeming. What a little surprises me is
+that the Italians should not better understand the frailty of
+the foundation on which I fear they have built their hopes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+In the <i>Daily News</i> yesterday Mr. White says the alliance was
+first concluded in 1882. If so it was certainly without our
+approbation, I think without our knowledge.&mdash;Yours faithfully,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+W. E. GLADSTONE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+In Mr. Labouchere's attacks on Lord Salisbury's Foreign
+Office administration, he found many of the opportunities
+which he loved of pouring ridicule upon the whole institution
+of diplomacy. He told the Committee, during the discussion
+on the Foreign Office vote, how the service is recruited.
+A friend of his, he said, who reached the top of his profession,
+presented himself for examination. Of the questions put
+before him he could answer none, being completely ignorant
+of the subjects upon which they were supposed to test him.
+Great was his surprise when the results of the examination
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P412"></a>412}</span>
+were made known. He found himself not only passed but
+at the top of the list of candidates. "How can these things
+be?" he asked the examiner when he next met him. "Well,"
+replied the great man, "we saw you knew nothing, but your
+manner was so free from constraint under what to some
+people would have been embarrassing circumstances, that we
+decided: 'That's the very man to make a diplomatist,'
+and so we passed you." That this little anecdote was
+introduced to the notice of Sir James Fergusson as a prelude to
+Mr. Labouchere's bland explanation that, according to his
+personal experience, Under-Secretaries for Foreign Affairs
+and members of the diplomatic body generally were of all
+men the most ignorant, did not rob it of any of its sting.
+Across the Channel, Mr. Labouchere's abilities, where foreign
+politics were concerned, were rated at their true value. In
+February, 1892, the <i>Voltaire</i> published a long article dealing
+with the personality of this "remarkable man" and his
+knowledge of European affairs, which concluded with these words:
+"Mr. Labouchere is one of those grand Englishmen who do
+credit both to the party which they defend and to the party
+which they condescend to attack. Moreover, shortly he
+will be a member of the Cabinet, and Mr. Gladstone depends
+on his co-operation to finish the last struggle with the dying
+Tory party."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That Mr. Labouchere's name was not included in
+Mr. Gladstone's Cabinet of 1892 was an omission that struck
+not only European politicians but the public of England, both
+Conservative and Radical, as curious. Mr. Gladstone, who
+had intended him to have one of the most important offices
+in the Cabinet (not the Post Office, as has been so often
+asserted), was himself taken aback, and so much so that
+when he was made aware that the Queen would object to
+Mr. Labouchere's name being submitted to her, he went the
+length of privately asking Mr. Labouchere to write him a
+letter stating that he should not accept office were it offered
+to him. Had Mr. Labouchere been under the necessity of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P413"></a>413}</span>
+wishing to improve his political position in the country, there
+is no doubt that this would have been his opportunity for
+doing so. Such a course of action would have appeared to
+the superficial observer to fit in with his Radical principles,
+and he could have pretended to his followers that he
+considered his power greater below the gangway than on the
+pedestal of office, and (a matter, however, which was of
+supreme indifference to him) his enemies could not have
+pointed the finger of scorn at him. Incidentally, too,
+Mr. Gladstone would have been saved from an imputation of
+ingratitude to a follower who had stood by him, through
+thick and thin, to win the cause that the Grand Old Man
+had nearest his heart, to wit, Home Rule for Ireland, and
+a follower, who, throughout a long and original political
+career, had never once failed towards his leader in any detail
+of the minutiæ that went to make up the etiquette of political
+intercourse in the last century. But, as Mr. Labouchere
+explained to a near relative at the time, he couldn't stand
+the humbug of the suggestion, and he would, moreover, have
+been pledged to support the Ministry. Besides, that the
+Queen should have objected to him was not a surprise.
+Nobody was able to appreciate better than himself, with his
+tolerant view of human nature, the fact that tastes differ,
+and to realise more fully that, in so far as personal feelings
+went, he might very easily be a <i>persona ingrata</i> where Court
+favour was concerned. "So that the good ship <i>Democracy</i>
+sails prosperously into Joppa," he wrote at the time, "I
+care not whether my berth is in the officers' quarters or in
+the forecastle. Jones or Jonah it is all the same to me, and
+if I thought that my being thrown overboard would render
+the success of the voyage more certain, overboard I would go
+with pleasure&mdash;all the more as I can swim." But, in his
+surmise as to why the Queen had objected to him he was
+mistaken, and he did not know the real reason until several
+years afterwards. He imagined it was because he had so
+persistently protested against the Royal grants, whenever
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P414"></a>414}</span>
+they had appeared to him excessive.[<a id="chap15fn1text"></a><a href="#chap15fn1">1</a>] It is difficult to see
+why Mr. Gladstone, <i>having told him as much as he did</i>, did
+not tell him more&mdash;to wit, the actual facts. It would have
+been perfectly straightforward and perfectly consistent, and
+the explanation was one that Mr. Labouchere could have
+accepted with dignity, and all appearance of a slight put
+upon an eminent politician, by treating him as a nobody
+to be passed over without any kind of justification, would
+have been avoided. The fact of Mr. Labouchere's being
+the proprietor of and "chief writer" in <i>Truth</i> was the ground
+of the Queen's objection, and if my readers have followed
+the course of this biography with care, they will very easily
+be able to imagine how early, and also how very reasonably,
+the Queen's dislike to the publication had taken root.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's jest about Mr. Gladstone laying upon
+Providence the responsibility of always placing the ace of
+trumps up his sleeve was a good one. In one of his private
+letters I find the quip worded a little more pungently.
+"Who cannot refrain," he says, referring to the then Prime
+Minister, "from perpetually bringing an ace down his sleeve,
+even when he has only to play fair to win the trick." Clearly
+in the case of the exclusion of Mr. Labouchere from his
+Cabinet, Mr. Gladstone had only to play a simple and
+straightforward game for the trick to be his. In fact, it
+was his with the Queen. There was no necessity for any
+further ruse, and the matter would have ended.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P415"></a>415}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere, still in the dark about the reason of the
+slight put upon him, replied thus to one of his supporters at
+Northampton, who questioned him as to the fact that he
+was not included in the Cabinet. He seems to have
+made an effort to put the matter as well as he could for his
+leader:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, Aug. 19, 1892.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. TONSLEY,&mdash;The Queen expressed so strong a feeling
+against me as one of her Ministers that, as I understand it,
+Mr. Gladstone did not think it desirable to submit my name to
+her.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HENRY LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The following correspondence ensued. In reading it,
+it must always be borne in mind that Mr. Labouchere did
+not at that time know the precise grounds upon which he
+had been excluded from the Cabinet:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HAWARDEN CASTLE, Aug. 22, 1892.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,&mdash;My attention has been called to
+a letter addressed by you to Mr. Tonsley, and printed in the
+<i>Times</i> of to-day, and I have to assure you that the understanding
+which has been conveyed to you is not correct. I am alone
+responsible for recommendations submitted to Her Majesty
+respecting the tenure of political office, or of the absence of such
+recommendation in any given instance. I was aware of the high
+position you had created for yourself in the House of Commons
+and of the presumption which would naturally arise that your
+name could not fail to be considered on any occasion when a
+Government had to be formed. I gave accordingly my best
+consideration to the subject, and I arrived at the conclusion that
+there were incidents in your case which, while they testified to
+your energy and influence, were in no degree disparaging to your
+honour, but which appeared to me to render it unfit that I should
+ask your leave to submit your name to Her Majesty for a political
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P416"></a>416}</span>
+office which would involve your becoming a servant of the
+Crown.&mdash;Believe me very faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+W. E. GLADSTONE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Gladstone</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, Aug. 23, 1892.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. GLADSTONE,&mdash;I beg to acknowledge your letter of
+yesterday's date, and to thank you for its kindly tone towards
+myself. I had been away from home, and only got it when it was
+too late to alter anything that I had written for this week's
+<i>Truth</i> upon the matter, as the paper goes to press on Tuesday
+at 12 o'clock. I feel sure that you will recognise that I have
+never asked you&mdash;directly or indirectly&mdash;for any post in your
+administration. I should indeed not have alluded publicly to the
+the matter, owing to its personal character, had it not been that
+the newspapers were discussing why I was not asked to become a
+member of your administration, the implication being that I had
+urged "claims," and that I resented their being ignored. I
+fully perceive the difficulty of your position, and, whilst I
+cannot admit that the Sovereign has a right to impose any veto on
+the Prime Minister that she has selected in the choice of his
+colleagues, I admire your chivalry in covering the Royal action by
+assuming the constitutional responsibility of a proceeding, in
+regard to which I must ask you to allow me to retain the
+conviction that you were not a free agent.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+With respect to myself, it is a matter of absolute unimportance
+that I am not a servant of the Crown, or&mdash;as we Radicals should
+put it&mdash;an Executive servant of the Nation. The precedent,
+however, is a dangerous one, as circumstances might occur in
+which the Royal ostracism of some particular person from the
+public service might impair the efficiency of a Liberal Ministry
+representing views not in accordance with Court opinion. Of
+this there is no danger in the present case. My personality is
+too insignificant to have any influence on public affairs, and I
+am&mdash;if I may be allowed to say so&mdash;far too stalwart a Radical not
+to support an administration which I trust will secure to us
+Home Rule in Ireland; true non-intervention abroad; and many
+democratic reforms in the United Kingdom. My only regret
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P417"></a>417}</span>
+is that the Liberal party has not seen its way to include many
+other and more drastic reforms in its programme, notably the
+abolition of the House of Lords and the Disendowment and
+Disestablishment of the Church of England.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+It will always be a source of pride to me that you thought me
+worthy of being one of your colleagues, and that, in regard to the
+incidents which rendered it impossible for you to act in accordance
+with this flattering opinion, you consider that they testify to
+my energy and influence, and are in no way disparaging to my
+honour.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+With the sincerest hope that you may long be preserved
+as the People's Minister, I have the honour to be yours most
+faithfully,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Gladstone to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+HAWARDEN CASTLE, Aug. 25, 1892.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I cannot hesitate to answer your
+appeal. At no time and in no form have I had from you any
+signification of a desire for office. You do me personally more than
+justice. My note to you is nothing more nor less than a true
+and succinct statement of the facts as well as the constitutional
+doctrine which applies to them. I quite agree with you that
+men in office are the political servants of the country, as well as
+of the Crown. There are incidents attaching to them in each
+aspect, and I mentioned the capacity which alone touched the
+case before me.&mdash;Believe me very faithfully yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+W. E. GLADSTONE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+It would be idle to deny that the fact of not being in the
+Cabinet was, temporarily, a very great disappointment to
+Mr. Labouchere. Faithful Northampton forwarded to him,
+through the Executive of their Liberal Association, the
+following resolution, the sentiment and kindly feeling of
+which was appreciated to the full by Northampton's member:
+"That this Executive records its warmest praise for the
+brilliant defences of democracy put forth by the senior member
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P418"></a>418}</span>
+for Northampton, and rejoices at his fealty to the ties of
+party, notwithstanding the personal affront of unrequited
+services; and, further, it is more than satisfied that, by this
+tactical error, he continues free to serve the cause of the
+people, in which in the past he has so signally distinguished
+himself." It was to Northampton that Mr. Labouchere
+frankly expressed where the real sting of his treatment by
+his party lay: "Mr. Gladstone handsomely testified," he
+said, "that I had never asked for office. It is, however, one
+thing not to desire office, and another thing to be stigmatised
+as a political leper unfitted for it owing to incidents which,
+while testifying to my energy and influence are in no way
+disparaging to my honour."[<a id="chap15fn2text"></a><a href="#chap15fn2">2</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere spent his summer holiday as usual at
+Cadenabbia, and his mind soon resumed its equable habit of
+thought. The return of Sir Charles Dilke to the House of
+Commons had been a genuine pleasure to him, and he was in
+constant correspondence with him during his holiday, which
+he extended some weeks beyond its usual limits. His letters
+dealt largely with the, to him, all-absorbing subject of
+the renewal of the Triple Alliance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Notwithstanding," he wrote on September 17, "the
+excitement about the Italian workmen in France (which has
+now cooled down) I very much doubt whether the King will
+be able for long to keep going the Triple Alliance. The
+customs Union with Austria has not been a success, and the
+taxes are so enormous that there must come a crash. The
+Socialists and the Anarchists are joined by many who
+simply want to live, and who put down the heavy taxation
+and the want of a market to the policy of the Government.
+As for the Army, it is not worth much, as they have depleted
+the line regiments of good men in order to form a few crack
+regiments. If the French were to play their cards well, they
+might soon force the King into a friendly understanding. I
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P419"></a>419}</span>
+wonder when Parliament will meet next year, if it sits until
+Xmas. I suspect that our revered leader is angling to be
+able to get south in January and possibly February. If
+he can he will dodge every question except H.R."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another sentence from a letter to the same correspondent
+I cannot resist quoting. It is so easy to picture how very
+much he must have enjoyed reading the German and Italian
+papers to which he refers, for the details of the great Italian
+statesman's policy were almost like spelling-book knowledge
+to him. "I have been amused," he wrote on September 10,
+"at the comments of the German and Italian papers upon
+Mr. Gladstone's declaration that Cavour would have been for
+Irish Home Rule." Here is another charming letter written
+from Cadenabbia: "A man who is owned by a dog has a
+troublous time. I am owned by a child, who is owned by a
+dog. I have a daughter. This daughter insisted on my
+buying her a puppy which she saw in the arms of some dog
+stealer when we were at Homburg. My advice to parents is,
+Never allow your parental feelings to lead you to buy your
+daughter a dog, and then to travel about with daughter and
+dog. This puppy is the bane of my existence. Railroad
+companies do not issue through tickets for dogs. The
+unfortunate traveller has to jump out every hour or so to buy a
+fresh ticket. I tried to hide the beast away without a ticket,
+but it always betrayed me by barking when the guard looked
+in. I tried to leave it at a station, but the creature (who
+adds blind fidelity to its other objectionable qualities) always
+turned up before the train started, affectionately barking
+and wagging its tail. The puppy, being an infant, is often
+sick, generally at the most undesirable moments for this sort
+of thing to happen. When it is not sick it is either hungry
+or thirsty, and it is very particular about its food. I find
+bones surreptitiously secreted in my pockets. I am told
+that they are for the puppy, and if I throw them away I am
+regarded as a heartless monster. Yesterday he ate a portion
+of my sponge. I did not interfere with him, for I had heard
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P420"></a>420}</span>
+that sponges were fatal to dogs. It disagreed with him, but
+alas, he recovered. I take him out with me in boats, in the
+hope that he will leap into the lake, but he sticks to the boat.
+I am reduced to such a condition on account of this cur that
+I sympathise with Bill Sikes in his objection to being
+followed everywhere by his faithful dog. Am I doomed, I ask,
+to be for ever pestered with this animal? Will he never be
+lost, will he never be run over, will he recover from the
+distemper if fortune favours me by his having this malady?
+Never, I repeat, buy your daughter a dog, and travel with
+daughter and dog."[<a id="chap15fn3text"></a><a href="#chap15fn3">3</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere did not return to London before the
+middle of October. The question of foreign affairs
+interested him unceasingly throughout Mr. Gladstone's fourth
+administration. When the composition of Mr. Gladstone's
+Cabinet had been published in the continental papers, many
+comments had been made upon the appointment of Lord
+Rosebery to be Foreign Secretary, and the <i>Temps</i> published
+a pointed leading article on the subject. It declared that
+Lord Rosebery was regarded by many persons as the incarnation
+of Imperialism and Chauvinism, but it went on to reassure
+its readers by saying that after all, as Mr. Gladstone
+would be so occupied with his Home Rule scheme and minor
+social questions, the hankerings of the Foreign Office after
+national glory would be suppressed. In any case, it added,
+Mr. Labouchere will, if necessary, criticise and protest
+against dangerous ardour. The subject of Uganda occupied
+the English Parliament early in 1903, and Mr. Labouchere
+moved an amendment to the Address to the effect that he
+hoped that the Commissioner sent by Her Majesty to
+Uganda would effect the evacuation of that country by the
+British South African Company without any further Imperial
+responsibility being incurred. He gave an account of how the
+treaty with the King of Uganda had been obtained, culled
+from Captain Lugard's own report. Captain Lugard
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P421"></a>421}</span>
+arrived in the country, he said, with a considerable force of
+Zanzibaris with breech-loaders and two Maxim guns. A
+warm discussion arose on many points. Some of the chiefs
+were for signing, but the King held back and giggled and
+fooled. He demanded time. "I replied," reported Lugard,
+"by rapping the table and speaking loudly, and said he must
+sign now. I threatened to leave the next day if he did not,
+and possibly to go to his enemies. I pointed out to him that
+he had lost the southern half of his kingdom to the Germans
+by his delay, and that he would lose more if he delayed now.
+He was, I think, scared at my manner, and trembled very
+violently." ... And so on. The speech was one of
+remarkable power. Although it covers over ten pages of
+<i>Hansard</i>, the reader's interest does not flag for an instant.
+It was replied to by the Prime Minister with appreciation
+and vigour.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On February 13 Mr. Gladstone introduced his Home Rule
+Bill,[<a id="chap15fn4text"></a><a href="#chap15fn4">4</a>] and the speech Mr. Labouchere made during the debate
+is his last utterance on the subject that I shall quote. He
+was true to his great leader to the very end, although that
+end had been extended to a date far beyond the period that
+might reasonably have been expected. It was a remarkable
+fact, said Mr. Labouchere, that in 1886 they were told that
+Home Rule would ruin Ireland and the proof was that securities
+had gone down. They were now told that Home Rule
+would ruin Ireland because securities had gone up! As a
+matter of fact, balances at savings banks had gone up
+because of certain Land Acts and Rent Acts, by which a good
+deal of money which used to go into the landlord's pockets
+now went into the savings bank.... A matter like the
+Home Rule scheme was necessarily very complicated. They
+had two islands, one a large one and one a small one. The
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P422"></a>422}</span>
+object of the Bill was to enable them to produce such a state
+of things as would enable them to have a local Parliament
+in Ireland dealing alone with Irish matters, and a Parliament
+in England dealing with British local matters, and also with
+Imperial matters. It was very much like trying to put a
+square peg into a round hole. He quite agreed that the
+angles of the peg would remain. They could not get the fit
+geometrically perfect, but the great object was to get the best
+fit they could under the circumstances. It must always be
+remembered in this matter of Home Rule that they had to
+choose between two alternatives. After the Bill of 1886
+the Unionists went before the country saying that there was
+a third course, that of some species of local government.
+When they got into power where was the third course? It
+entirely disappeared.... The Duke of Devonshire had
+tried to terrify them the other night about the House of Lords,
+that the House was going to defend the liberties of the United
+Kingdom by running counter to the will of the people. For
+his part, he had never been strongly in favour of an assembly
+like the House of Lords. He could not understand why some
+six hundred gentlemen should interfere with the decisions of
+the representatives of the people. If they did they would
+find that additional force would be given to the intention of
+the democracy to put an end to their existence.[<a id="chap15fn5text"></a><a href="#chap15fn5">5</a>] It is
+interesting to note that in this, his last Parliament, the
+Prime Minister himself was converted to Mr. Labouchere's
+views on the Upper Chamber. When his Home Rule Bill
+was thrown out by the Lords, and his Parish Councils Bill
+maimed and emasculated, he came to the conclusion that
+there was a decisive case against the House of Lords. "Upon
+the whole, he argued," says Lord Morley, "it was not too
+much to say for practical purposes the Lords had destroyed
+the work of the House of Commons, unexampled as that
+work was in the time and pains bestowed upon it. 'I
+suggested dissolution to my colleagues in London, where half
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P423"></a>423}</span>
+or more than half the Cabinet were found at the moment.
+I received by telegraph a hopelessly adverse reply.' Reluctantly
+he let the idea drop, always maintaining, however,
+that a signal opportunity had been lost."[<a id="chap15fn6text"></a><a href="#chap15fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In spite of Mr. Labouchere's activity during the winter
+of 1892-3 his health was not good. He suffered from constant
+colds and coughs, and his throat, too, was troublesome.
+The desire for change was upon him, and his mind went back
+to the happy days of his youth in America. He would have
+liked to be made Minister at Washington. The idea had
+occurred to him at Cadenabbia when some American friends
+had suggested to him how popular such an appointment would
+be on the other side of the Atlantic. The climate would have
+suited him, and, above all, the friction which was so
+inevitable between him and the Cabinet would have been avoided.
+Washington was quite removed from any of those quarters
+of the globe where Mr. Labouchere's and Lord Rosebery's
+foreign policy might possibly come into collision. But his
+desire was not to be fulfilled. Perhaps naturally, Lord
+Rosebery thought that his appointment to such an important post
+would look rather as if he were trying to get rid of a formidable
+opponent, or at least as if he were trying to bribe him
+into silence. His refusal to grant Mr. Labouchere's request
+was unqualified, and Mr. Labouchere acknowledged the
+repulse, with his usual philosophic calm. "However," he
+wrote to Lord Rosebery, on December 8, 1892, "as the matter
+rests with you, and as you are averse to the suggestion, I
+can only say that all is for the best in the best of worlds."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Gladstone resigned the Premiership on March 3,
+1894, and Lord Rosebery became Prime Minister. The life
+of the Liberal Government was short, and Mr. Labouchere
+soon found himself again in his native air of Opposition,
+when his old interest in Parliamentary matters revived. It
+was a matter of common knowledge that Mr. Labouchere was
+strongly opposed to the Premiership of Lord Rosebery, as
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P424"></a>424}</span>
+anyone possessed of his strong Radical nature was bound to
+be, but that he had anything to do with the snap division
+which ended Lord Rosebery's Ministry[<a id="chap15fn7text"></a><a href="#chap15fn7">7</a>] is clearly contradicted
+by an interview which was published in the <i>Globe</i> on
+the very day after the fall of the Ministry. The <i>Globe</i>
+correspondent found Mr. Labouchere in the highest spirits
+smoking his "eternal cigarette" in his study at Old Palace
+Yard. "What do you think of the present condition of
+things?" he asked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well," replied Mr. Labouchere, "I have only just become
+aware of what happened. I was sitting on the terrace
+yesterday evening just about seven with Sir William
+Harcourt, who was joking about the quietness of things, and
+saying it was a dull day without a crisis, when the division
+bell rang. I said, 'Great Heavens! What's that for?
+I want to get home to dinner.' With that I rushed into
+the division with Sir William, and really didn't know what
+it was about&mdash;you know you can get into the Lobby now
+direct by a special door. Well, having recorded my vote
+I hurried off to the theatre, and didn't wait to enter the
+House. Of course, if I had known what was going to happen
+I should have waited to see the row. I heard nothing of
+the affair until this morning, when I read it here," added
+Mr. Labouchere, pointing to the newspaper beside him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I see," said the interviewer, "that you voted with the
+Government?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh yes. I want less cartridges&mdash;not more, and anything
+in that direction gets my support. As far as I could
+see it was only a rag-tag division."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Do you mean one of those dinner-time snatches, like
+your House of Lords amendment?"[<a id="chap15fn8text"></a><a href="#chap15fn8">8</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh no, not even as good as that; just the swing of the
+pendulum."[<a id="chap15fn9text"></a><a href="#chap15fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P425"></a>425}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The question on South Africa was soon to agitate England,
+and all matters of lesser interest must be left now
+to show the impassioned part which Mr. Labouchere played
+in an affair which cannot be said even to-day to have found
+its final solution.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn1text">1</a>] The following paragraph from one
+of Mr. Labouchere's Draft Reports,
+composed when he was member of a committee
+to investigate the whole
+question of Royal grants in 1891,
+shows how reasonable this surmise was:
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+"In conclusion, your Committee desires
+to record its emphatic opinion,
+that the cost of the maintenance of the Members
+of the Royal Family is
+already so great, that under no circumstances
+should it be increased. In its
+opinion, a majority of Her Majesty's subjects
+regard the present cost of
+Royalty as excessive, and it deems it,
+therefore, most undesirable to prejudice
+any decisions that may be taken in regard
+to this cost, when the entire subject
+will come under the cognisance of Parliament,
+by granting, either directly
+or indirectly, allowances or annuities to any
+of the grandchildren of the
+Sovereign."
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn2text">2</a>] Letter to Mr. Fredk. Covington,
+Chairman of the Northampton Liberal
+and Radical Association, Sept. 13, 1892.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn3text">3</a>] <i>Truth</i>, September, 1892.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn4text">4</a>] The first reading took place on Feb. 20.
+It was passed through Committee on July 27.
+After a scene of uproar it passed the House of Commons
+on Sept. 2, by a majority of 34.
+It was thrown out by the Lords on Sept. 9,
+by a majority of 378.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn5text">5</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, Feb. 16, 1893, vol. viii., Series 4.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn6text">6</a>] Morley, <i>Life of Gladstone</i>, vol. iii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn7text">7</a>] The Government was defeated on the night
+of June 21, 1895, upon a vote
+taken in Committee on the Army Estimates.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn8text">8</a>] <i>The Globe</i>, June 22, 1895.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap15fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap15fn9text">9</a>] On March 13, 1894, Mr. Labouchere had moved an amendment to the
+Address, praying the Queen to withdraw
+the power of the Lords to veto Bills.
+The division was called during the dinner hour,
+when the House was comparatively empty,
+and the Government were found to be in a minority of 2.
+Sir William Harcourt, who reproved Mr. Labouchere
+for the levity with which
+he approached a great constitutional question,
+got out of the dilemma by
+moving a new Address.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap16"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P426"></a>426}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XVI
+<br><br>
+THE WAR IN SOUTH AFRICA
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+On Sunday, December 29, 1895, an armed force
+commanded by Dr. Jameson and Captain Willoughby
+invaded the territory of the Republic of the Transvaal.
+The object of the Jameson Raid was to combine with a body
+of disaffected Englishmen, living at Johannesburg, in order
+to upset the Government of the Transvaal, and, thereby, to
+provoke the intervention of the neighbouring British
+Commissioner, and so lead to the remission of the grievances of
+the Uitlander population. Such intervention, in the opinion
+of those responsible for the Raid, was not intended to result
+in the absorption of the South African Republic by the
+British Empire, though this point has never been made
+altogether clear. The English in Johannesburg, the
+Uitlanders as they were called in Dutch, failed, however, to meet
+the invaders, and Jameson and his men were captured without
+difficulty by the troops of the Republic, and were handed
+over to the Imperial Government to be tried and punished.
+Subsequently, a select Committee of the House of Commons
+was appointed to investigate the causes of the Raid. The
+Committee, which numbered amongst its members
+Mr. Labouchere, met for the first time on February 5, 1897.
+The directors of the British South Africa Company,
+Messrs. C. J. Rhodes, Jameson, Alfred Beit, Lionel Phillips, and
+Rutherford Harris, were represented by Counsel. Mr. Labouchere
+frequently told me that he had never felt altogether
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P427"></a>427}</span>
+satisfied with the composition of the Committee. There
+were not enough stalwart Radicals on it. It was composed
+as follows: Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, the Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, Mr. Chamberlain, the Attorney-General,
+Mr. Cripps, Sir W. Hart Dyke, Mr. Jackson, Mr. Wharton,
+Mr. George Wyndham, Sir William Harcourt, Sir Henry
+Campbell Bannerman, Messrs. John Ellis, Sidney Buxton, Blake,
+Labouchere, and Bigham (now Lord Mersey). Mr. Labouchere
+found his chief support in Mr. Blake, but even he fell
+off towards the end, and the member for Northampton
+registered his solitary vote for the second reading of the
+alternative report with which he wished to replace that of
+the chairman. The chairman's report finally adopted by
+the Committee may be summarised as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(1) Great discontent had for some time previous to the
+incursion existed in Johannesburg, arising from the
+grievances of the Uitlanders.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(2) Mr. Rhodes occupied a great position in South
+Africa; he was Prime Minister of Cape Colony, and, beyond
+all other persons, should have been careful to abstain from
+such a course as that which he adopted. As Managing
+Director of the British South Africa Company, as director of
+the De Beers Consolidated Mines and the Gold Fields of
+South Africa, Mr. Rhodes controlled a great combination
+of interests: he used his position and those interests to
+promote and assist his policy. Whatever justification there
+may have been for action, on the part of the people of
+Johannesburg, there was none for the conduct of a person in
+Mr. Rhodes' position, in subsidising, organising, and
+stimulating an armed insurrection against the Government of
+the South African Republic, and employing the forces and
+resources of the Chartered Company to support such a
+revolution. He seriously embarrassed both the Imperial
+and Colonial Governments, and his proceedings resulted in
+the invasion of the territory of a state which was in friendly
+relations with Her Majesty, in breach of the obligation to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P428"></a>428}</span>
+respect the right to self-government of the South African
+Republic under the conventions between Her Majesty and
+that state. Although Dr. Jameson 'went in' without
+Mr. Rhodes' authority, it was always part of the plan that these
+forces should be used in the Transvaal in support of an
+insurrection. Nothing could justify such a use of such a force,
+and Mr. Rhodes' heavy responsibility remains, although
+Dr. Jameson at the last moment invaded the Transvaal
+without his direct sanction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(3) Such a policy once embarked upon inevitably
+involved Mr. Rhodes in grave breaches of duty to those to
+whom he owed allegiance. He deceived the High Commissioner
+representing the Imperial Government, he concealed
+his views from his colleagues in the Colonial Ministry and
+from the Board of the British South Africa Company, and
+led his subordinates to believe that his plans were approved
+by his superiors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(4) Your Committee have heard the evidence of all the
+directors of the British South Africa Company, with the
+exception of Lord Grey. Of those who were examined
+Mr. Beit and Mr. Maguire alone had cognisance of Mr. Rhodes'
+plans. Mr. Beit played a prominent part in the negotiations
+with the Reform Union; he contributed large sums of money
+to the revolutionary movement, and must share full
+responsibility for the consequences.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(5) There is not the slightest evidence that the late
+Commissioner in South Africa, Lord Rosmead, was made
+acquainted with Mr. Rhodes' plans. The evidence, on the
+contrary, shows that there was a conspiracy to keep all
+information on the subject away from him. The Committee
+must, however, express a strong opinion upon the conduct
+of Sir Graham Bower, who was guilty of a grave dereliction
+of duty in not communicating to the High Commissioner
+the information which had come to his knowledge.
+Mr. Newton failed in his duty in a like manner.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(6) Neither the Secretary of State for the Colonies nor
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P429"></a>429}</span>
+any of the officials of the Colonial Office received any
+information which made them, or should have made them
+or any of them, aware of the plot during its development.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(7) Finally, your Committee desire to put on record an
+absolute and unqualified condemnation of the Raid and of
+the plans which made it possible. The result caused for the
+time being grave injury to British influence in South Africa.
+Public confidence was shaken, race feeling embittered, and
+serious difficulties were created with neighbouring states."[<a id="chap16fn1text"></a><a href="#chap16fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is impossible to quote even such a summary as I have
+just given of Mr. Labouchere's Draft Report. He began by
+indicating the difficulties under which the Committee
+laboured:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(1) Your Committee decided, in the first instance, to
+limit its inquiries into that portion of the matters submitted
+to it for investigation having relation to the Jameson Raid.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(2) A considerable amount of oral and documentary
+evidence has been placed before it. But its task was
+rendered difficult. Some of the witnesses, who were either
+cognisant of the Jameson plan, or who took part in the
+Jameson Raid, displayed an unwillingness to make a clean
+breast of all that they knew, and in many instances witnesses
+refused to answer questions that the Committee considered
+might properly be put to them. Lord Rosmead could not
+be called as a witness on account of ill health, although
+Mr. Rhodes had referred to him in his evidence as able to answer
+questions, to which that gentleman was not willing to reply.
+Documents of the greatest importance, in possession of one
+of the witnesses, were not forthcoming,[<a id="chap16fn2text"></a><a href="#chap16fn2">2</a>] nor was an
+opportunity given to all the members of your Committee to
+examine him as to the statement that he had made in evidence
+in connection with them, nor was he reported to your House
+for contumacy, with a view to your House taking action to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P430"></a>430}</span>
+overcome it. It seemed probable from the evidence that
+much in regard to the document had been stated to the
+War Office, as a ground for its taking certain action with
+respect to the officers concerned in the Raid. But witnesses
+from that office were not examined as to these communications.
+Although these documents were in the hands of his
+solicitor, who informed your Committee that Mr. Rhodes
+claimed them as his property, and would not allow him to
+produce them, no direct application was made to Mr. Rhodes
+by your Committee to allow them to be produced. Other
+documents of a similar character were secured by your
+Committee only after Mr. Rhodes had left the country.
+He was not, consequently, examined in regard to their
+or as tenor, to his action in respect to them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"(3) Owing to these causes your Committee cannot pretend
+to have become possessed of a perfect and full knowledge
+of everything connected with the Jameson plan and the
+Jameson Raid. It has consequently only been able to weigh
+evidence against evidence, and to deduce from what has
+been submitted to it the inferences that seem to flow
+therefrom."[<a id="chap16fn3text"></a><a href="#chap16fn3">3</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He proceeded to stigmatise, even more severely than the
+Report adopted by the Committee, the political conduct of
+Mr. Rhodes, for whom, in private, he had conceived
+considerable personal admiration. In paragraph 25 of
+Mr. Labouchere's Draft Report was this statement: "Your
+Committee is, however, of the opinion that they (Messrs. Rhodes
+and Beit) merit severe punishment. Mr. Rhodes is a
+Privy Councillor, he was a Cape Premier, and he was the
+autocrat of Rhodesia when the conspiracy that your
+Committee has investigated was in preparation, and when it was
+sought to carry it out. He deceived his Sovereign, the
+Secretary of State for the Colonies, the High Commissioner
+of South Africa, the Governor of the Cape Colony, his
+colleagues in the Cape Cabinet, the Board of the Chartered
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P431"></a>431}</span>
+Company, and the very persons whom he used as his
+instruments in his nefarious designs; and he abused the high
+positions which he held by engaging in a conspiracy, in a
+success of which his own pecuniary interests were largely
+involved, thus inflicting a slur on the hitherto unblemished
+honour of our public men at home and in our colonies.
+Mr. Beit is a German subject. In conjunction with Mr. Rhodes
+he fomented a revolution in a state in amity with us, and
+promoted an invasion of that state from British territory.
+These two men, the one a British statesman, the other a
+financier of German nationality, disgraced the good name
+of England, which it ought to be the object of all Englishmen
+to maintain pure and undefiled."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The only other important point in Mr. Labouchere's
+Draft Report was that referring to the alleged complicity
+of the Colonial Office in the Raid. While Mr. Labouchere
+admitted that the evidence in no way showed that any such
+complicity had existed, he regretted that the question had not
+been probed to the bottom, "because the slightest appearance
+of any indisposition to do this by your Committee may lead
+some persons erroneously to suppose that there may be some
+truth in the statements of witnesses connected with the Jameson
+plan that the secret aims of Mr. Rhodes were more or less
+clearly revealed to Mr. Chamberlain and to Mr. Fairfield."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He expressed himself very strongly in the following article
+on the Chartered Company in <i>Truth</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the events of the past week have not opened the eyes of
+Englishmen at large to the character of the patriots and heroes
+who have too long ruled the roost in South Africa, our boasted
+national common sense must indeed be a pitiful sham. What is
+the position? The South African Republic is a state originally
+brought into existence by the Boers treking from Cape Colony
+into the wilderness, and establishing themselves beyond what
+were then the limits of British colonisation. We tricked them
+once into surrendering their independence, merely reserving
+a suzerainty as against their right to conclude treaties with foreign
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P432"></a>432}</span>
+states without our consent. But since that was done, gold was
+discovered within their territory, and this has led to the
+migration of a vast number of English and men of other nationalities
+into the region where the Boer imagined that he was safe from
+pursuit. On the whole, these settlers, considering how unwelcome
+their presence must have been, have not been badly treated.
+The taxation is not excessive, and the condition of the mining
+industry is infinitely better than it is ever likely to be under
+the Chartered Company. Out of all those who have dabbled in
+Transvaal mining shares during the last year I wonder how many
+know the facts respecting the relation of the companies to the
+Government of the country. The Government charges on every
+mining claim a ground rent or royalty of 10s. a month. To a
+company owning fifty claims this means a ground rent of £300
+a year&mdash;a very reasonable charge, when from thirty to sixty per
+cent. can be earned on the capital of the Company. As against
+this what do the Chartered Company charge? One half the net
+profits of all mines worked under their jurisdiction. This alone
+should teach shareholders of the Transvaal mines how little they
+have to gain from the overthrow of Boer Government by the
+Rhodes gang, and how thankful they may be for the course of
+events last week.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The non-Boer population, however, at Johannesburg and
+elsewhere have a genuine grievance on the question of the franchise
+and other rights of citizenship. In order to maintain their
+exclusive sovereignty in the land the Boers insist upon a fifteen
+years' residence for full naturalisation.... The period is
+too long, and it would be prudent on the part of the Boers to
+reduce it. There is no reason to suppose that they would refuse
+to do so, were the demands of the Uitlanders advanced in a
+regular manner.... But even were the Boers ever so deaf
+to justice and so blind to their own interests as to meet the
+Uitlander case with an obstinate <i>non possumus</i>, what pretext
+does this afford for armed intervention by the Chartered
+Company? A pretence it is true has been made that, before
+commencing their Raid, Jameson and his men resigned their positions
+under the Company; but even if such a form were gone through,
+it is obviously only a colourable pretence. The invading force
+was drilled, armed, and maintained by the Company. At its
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P433"></a>433}</span>
+head was the administrator of the Company. On his staff was
+the Company's generalissimo. It took with it the ammunition,
+equipment, and horses of the Company.... Neither in the
+political aims of the Uitlanders, nor the position of the
+Johannesburgers was there a shadow of justification for Jameson's
+Raid..... The proceedings bear their character on their face
+and are of a piece with all that has gone before in the history of
+the Company. The design was to play the Matabele coup again
+on a bigger field. What was the origin of the Raid on Lobengula?
+The Company had obtained Lobengula's permission to occupy
+Mashonaland and dig there for gold, and had no further right
+beyond this. When occupied, Mashonaland was found to have
+no paying gold. The shares of the Company were unsalable
+rubbish. A pretext was therefore found for making war on Lobengula
+and seizing Matabeleland&mdash;a pretext as transparently dishonest
+as the pretext for the invasion of the Transvaal. All the
+circumstances showed in that case as in this, that the coup had
+been carefully prepared long beforehand. When the train had
+been laid, a quarrel was picked with the Matabele, who had entered
+Mashonaland at the Company's request, and they were attacked
+and shot down by this same Jameson while doing their best to
+retire in obedience to his orders. Instantly the whole of the
+Company's forces, all held in readiness, entered Matabeleland
+under the pretence that the Matabele and not the Company were
+the aggressors. Lobengula's savages were mowed down by
+thousands with Maxims. Those who were taken prisoners were
+killed off to save trouble. The envoys sent by the King to try
+and make terms were barbarously murdered. The King himself
+fled and died before he could be captured. His territory and the
+flocks and herds of his people were parcelled out among the
+Company and the band of freebooters who had been collected
+by promises of loot. One million new shares were created by
+Jameson's principals and colleagues, and, in the subsequent boom,
+shares were unloaded on the British public at prices ranging up to
+£8 per share. Matabeleland, however, has proved no richer in
+paying gold than Mashonaland. The shares have been going
+down again. What were the Chartered gang to do next? In
+the Transvaal there are extensive paying gold mines, and money
+which the gang would like to pocket is going elsewhere. Forthwith
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P434"></a>434}</span>
+the Chartered Company's forces are marshalled again. A
+sudden and obviously factitious agitation springs up at Johannesburg.
+Rumours of deadly peril to the alien population are put
+in circulation, goodness knows whence. The women and children
+are packed off&mdash;so it is said, but no one knows why or at whose
+instigation. Simultaneously a message imploring aid from the
+quaking citizens reaches Jameson, no one knows how, and in a
+moment the fighting doctor and his bold buccaneers are once
+more over the border. There, however, all resemblance between
+the two coups ends. The Chartered heroes have not to deal
+this time with naked half-armed savages, but with white men as
+well armed as themselves, and as well able to use their arms.
+There are Maxim guns on the other side this time and Krupp
+guns as well. Result: after a few hours' fighting, the conquerors
+of Matabeleland are killed or taken prisoners, and the doughty
+Jameson and his staff are lodged in Pretoria Gaol. I have no
+desire to exult over their fate. It is a shameful and abominable
+business all round, out of which no Englishman can extract a
+grain of satisfaction. But if ever men died with their blood on
+their own heads, they are the men who fell in this raid, and if
+ever prisoners of war deserved scant mercy, Jameson and his
+comrades are those prisoners. They may thank their stars that
+they have fallen into the hands of men who are not likely to treat
+them as they themselves treated the Matabele wounded and
+prisoners.[<a id="chap16fn4text"></a><a href="#chap16fn4">4</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+He continued his attack in a series of articles. The
+burden of his argument was always the impurity of motive
+arising from the financial interest involved. "What a
+comment on our morality," he writes on April 2, "has been
+our action during the last few months! We quarrelled with
+the Americans about Venezuela about a bog in which we
+fancied there might be gold; we remain in Egypt because we
+are looking after the interest on Egyptian bonds, and finding
+salaries for a herd of English employees; we are engaged in
+a Soudan Expedition because Dongola is fertile, and its possession
+will afford a plea to us to violate our pledges to leave
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P435"></a>435}</span>
+Egypt; we are disputing with President Kruger because he
+has fallen out with a crew of company mongers; we are
+backing up a company in Rhodesia because its shares have
+been put up to a high premium on the Stock Exchange.
+But, pledged as we are to see that there is good government
+in Armenia, we are supinely looking on whilst Armenian men
+are being slaughtered, Armenian women ravished, and
+Armenian villages burnt. Why? Because there is no
+money to be made in protecting Armenians, and our
+financiers have no interests in Armenia."[<a id="chap16fn5text"></a><a href="#chap16fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere thought, rightly or wrongly, that the
+Imperialism of Mr. Rhodes was little more than a mask to
+cover the desire for financial expansion. Not that he thought
+badly of Mr. Rhodes personally. He thought that he
+deceived himself in perfectly good faith. While he detested
+his aims, he could not help admiring the energy and skill with
+which they were promoted, and something simple and direct
+in the character of the man himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The estimate I had formed of Mr. Labouchere's opinion
+of Mr. Rhodes as a private individual was recently confirmed
+by the following extract from a letter which I received from
+Mr. Charles Boyd containing a reminiscence of an interview
+he had with Mr. Labouchere in 1897:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+That was the year [he wrote] of the British South Africa
+Commission of which he (Mr. Labouchere) was a member, and
+which, as George Wyndham's Secretary, I regularly attended;
+he was, of course, very much "over the way," in Mr. Jaggers's
+sense, to what one may call the Imperialist view of the South
+African question. It was, I think, in May, or, at all events, near
+the end of the sitting of the Commission, that I conceived the
+spirited notion of offering myself for the post of Imperial
+Secretary to the High Commissioner for South Africa, Sir Alfred
+Milner, then recently appointed; though without official experience,
+I had some good backers on the strength of some little
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P436"></a>436}</span>
+study of the South African problem. Among these was one of
+the kindest of men, the late Mr. Moberley Bell, manager of the
+<i>Times</i>, with whom one morning I sat in his house in Portland
+Place considering that forlorn hope, as it most properly proved
+to be of my ambition. "The only thing is," said Mr. Bell,
+"what are you going to do with Labby? You know you are
+a child of the opposite camp." I agreed with gloom that, if I
+had any chance, and Mr. Labouchere "took notice," my antecedents
+might not be a recommendation. The imperial South
+African Association was then about a year old, and active and
+formidable enough to have caught the eye of <i>Truth</i>. Mr. Bell,
+leaning his big head on his big hand, had a benevolent inspiration.
+"If I were you," he said, "I'd jump into the nearest hansom
+and drive straight to 5 Old Palace Yard. It's a sort of move he
+may quite well love. You will be 'squaring Labby,'" and
+Mr. Bell dismissed me with his blessing. Yet a little and somewhat
+nervous-like I stood in the presence of your Uncle, in that wonderful
+room which you will so well remember giving on the green turf
+of the Abbey precincts. I stated my case, and displayed one or
+two testimonials, including that of his friend Sir Charles Dilke.
+"And now," said I indignantly, "if I do have any chance, I
+am told that I am in danger of <i>Truth</i>." "Nothing of the kind,"
+said Mr. Labouchere. "I have, to begin with, a considerable
+admiration for George Wyndham, and, as for yourself, your having
+the nerve to come straight to me is sufficient proof of your fitness
+for the Imperial Secretaryship or for anything else," and with
+a graceful movement of his wrist he disengaged some cigarettes
+from a sort of gilded network basket of the same, which depended
+from the wall, and bade me sit down and smoke. He talked of
+the Commission, and asked me what I thought of the evidence
+of Mr. Rhodes, with whom, of course, he had considerably crossed
+swords, not to say whom he had bated. I expressed, possibly with
+an air of defiance, an extreme sense of Mr. Rhodes' candour.
+"But bless you," said Mr. Labouchere, "I know all that as
+well as you. I like Rhodes, I like his porter and sandwiches.
+An entirely honest, heavy person. On the other hand, did you
+ever see anything so fatuous as the performance of H&mdash;&mdash;?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Presently he returned to my candidature, and said, "I'd better
+write you a testimonial myself, and that will allay your fears..."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P437"></a>437}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As is well known, the troubles of South Africa did not
+come to an end with the settlement of the Jameson Raid.
+The aggrieved Uitlanders had not availed themselves, when
+it came to the point, of Dr. Jameson's action, and their
+unredressed grievances&mdash;that they suffered from serious
+grievances was admitted even by Mr. Labouchere&mdash;festered
+in their minds and produced, as time went on, deeper and
+more widespread dissatisfaction. Nor was the appointment
+in 1897 of Sir Alfred (now Lord) Milner as British Governor
+of Cape Colony and High Commissioner for South Africa
+by Mr. Chamberlain, who had taken office under Lord
+Salisbury as Colonial Secretary, calculated to allay the
+resentment of the Boers, his Imperialist sympathies being
+well known. Towards the end of 1898, Sir Alfred Milner
+left South Africa for England. He was away for three
+months, and during his absence several things occurred to
+hasten the unfortunate crisis&mdash;the outbreak of war. General
+Sir William Butler had been selected to fill the chief military
+command in South Africa, left vacant by the sudden death
+of Sir William Goodenough. Sir William Butler, immediately
+on his arrival in South Africa, allowed his sympathy with the
+Afrikander party to be very apparent. He was convinced
+that the English population of the Transvaal had no real
+grievances, and were only striving to make mischief. When Sir
+Alfred Milner returned to the Cape, on February 14, 1899, he
+was faced by a very different situation to the one he had left.
+In almost all the towns of Cape Colony and Natal meetings had
+been held by the Colonists protesting against the continuation
+of the existing state of affairs in the Transvaal, and
+demanding the intervention of the Imperial Government. Dutch
+feeling was no less agitated. Among the extreme section of
+Afrikanders everywhere a movement was on foot for the
+formation of a National League which should bind together all
+Afrikanders in strenuous opposition to any attempt of the
+Imperial power to intervene in South African affairs.[<a id="chap16fn6text"></a><a href="#chap16fn6">6</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P438"></a>438}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In England, the first indication of what was coming was
+revealed to the discerning public who read Parliamentary
+reports by the publication of the army estimates, in which a
+sum not exceeding £1,211,900 was asked for to cover the
+military expenses (March, 1899-March, 1900). Mr. Dillon
+asked why it was considered necessary to increase so enormously
+our forces in South Africa. The Colonial Secretary
+(Mr. Chamberlain) replied to the effect that the Transvaal
+Republic, which borders on the colony of Natal and Cape
+Colony, had enormously in creased their offensive or defensive
+forces within the last few years. They had spent large sums
+in forts, artillery, and rifles, and millions of cartridges had
+been imported. Therefore, as long as the British Government
+was responsible for the peace in South Africa, a like
+increase of warlike preparation was necessary on our part.
+Mr. Labouchere replied aptly that the increased defensive
+measures adopted by the Boers had only followed upon the
+scandalous and outrageous raid which had been made upon
+their country by the minions of the Chartered Company.
+Then a paragraph appeared in the <i>Times</i> to the effect that
+the Commander-in-Chief had been engaged in completing the
+organisation and composition of the "larger force which it
+will be necessary to dispatch to South Africa in the event of
+the negotiations at present in progress with the Government
+of the Transvaal proving unsuccessful." Mr. Labouchere
+asked, on July 7, whether the officers mentioned in
+this communique as going to South Africa to organise the
+forces, were to go into Cape Colony and into Natal to organise
+them, and, if so, whether it was with the consent of the
+Ministers of those Colonies? To which question Mr. Balfour
+replied "I do not know."[<a id="chap16fn7text"></a><a href="#chap16fn7">7</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On October 17, Mr. Dillon moved an amendment to the
+Address in answer to the Queen's Speech, praying for arbitration
+to settle the difficulties between the two Governments,
+so that "an ignominious war may be avoided between the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P439"></a>439}</span>
+overwhelming forces of your Majesty's Empire and those of
+two small nations numbering in all less than 200,000
+souls." Mr. Labouchere seconded the amendment, and pleaded
+eloquently for arbitration, suggesting President McKinley
+as the best arbitrator possible. The peroration of his speech
+was excellent, but, alas, it fell at the time upon ears already
+eagerly alert for no other sounds than the music of triumphant
+victory and glorious marches home after a course of
+deeds of valour, which the mere fact of British nationality
+was to render as easy of achievement as an afternoon's football.
+It reads now with a different ring, and testifies to the
+spirit of justice and temperance which were so characteristic
+of all his policy in those crises when the English nation gets
+stirred up, as it sometimes does, to a spirit of hysterical
+enthusiasm, in comparison with which the excitability and
+nervous agitation of the "foreigner" is a mere joke. "I
+confess that I feel very sorry for the end of these unfortunate
+Boers," he said. "They are fathers of families, they are
+farmers, honest and ignorant if you like. They are fighting
+for that which they believe to be the holiest and most noble
+of causes&mdash;their homesteads and their country. We must all
+regret that their country is not only turned into a battlefield,
+but that a number of these men, the breadwinners of families,
+will be slain. For my part, I cannot accept the responsibility
+of contenting myself with merely washing my hands of an injustice
+like this. It might be a very politic thing to say: 'There
+is a feeling in favour of war; I protest against it, but I wash my
+hands of it, and shall criticise hereafter the conduct of the
+Colonial Secretary.' I have not criticised the conduct of the
+right hon. gentleman in this matter except indirectly, because
+that is not the question of the moment. The question is to
+do the best we can to put an end to this war, and that is why I
+have seconded, and why I would venture to urge the House
+to agree to the amendment which has been moved, because
+then the war would cease in a very few days."[<a id="chap16fn8text"></a><a href="#chap16fn8">8</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P440"></a>440}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On October 20, Mr. Labouchere pointed out that, although
+the total cost of our army is £22,000,000, we are "positively
+spending £10,000,000 in sending troops to South Africa." He
+added, with some truth, that, as the Government had a
+majority, to ask the House to vote against these proceedings
+was useless. But he declared that, in his opinion, before
+the war was over, it would cost the country a hundred
+millions. A burst of laughter and ironical cheering from the
+Ministerialists greeted the statement of the member for
+Northampton. They all imagined that Buller would be in
+Pretoria before Christmas, and that there would even be
+some change out of the ten millions voted. What a chill
+would have fallen over that light-hearted assembly if some
+hand had written on the wall at that moment the real sum
+which the South African enterprise so gaily entered upon
+would cost the nation! Something well over two hundred
+millions did not cover it.[<a id="chap16fn9text"></a><a href="#chap16fn9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In March 1900, the War Loan Bill raising a sum of thirty-five
+millions was passed through both Houses of Parliament.
+The events of the war which had taken place by this time
+were, briefly, these: The British dispatch which led up to
+the Boer ultimatum was presented in Pretoria on September
+25, and the mobilisation of the Boers commenced on the 27th.
+The Transvaal ultimatum was presented to the British agent
+on October 9, and the war began upon the 11th. At the
+end of the first fortnight the English claimed the victories
+of Talana and Elandslaagte, whilst the Boers could boast
+that they had swept the whole of Natal down to Ladysmith.
+At Pretoria there was great jubilation, and the highest
+expectations of success for the farmers' arms were
+entertained. Before Christmas the defeats of Nicholson's Nek,
+Stormberg, Magersfontein, and Colenso had plunged England
+into depths of gloom. The investment of Ladysmith
+had been completed, and the first stage of the war marked by
+the advance of the Boers into British territory was over.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P441"></a>441}</span>
+On the 22nd of December, Lord Roberts had set sail from
+Southampton to the Cape. To him the British Government
+had turned in its hour of need to restore the shaken prestige
+of the British army and to bring the war to a successful
+conclusion. Their confidence was justified, though the conclusion
+of the war was still far distant. The horrible disaster of
+Spion Kop occurred in January, but the middle of March saw
+Lord Roberts in Bloemfontein. Ladysmith and Kimberley
+had been relieved, and the whole vast territory south of these
+points was in uncontested occupation of the British troops.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Mr. Labouchere's speech of March 13, on the occasion
+of the second reading of the War Loan Bill, he had pleaded
+eloquently for a cessation of hostilities in South Africa.
+The Boers, he said, had now been driven out of British
+territory, but the only terms upon which the British
+Government would make peace were degrading to a brave and honest
+people, namely the surrendering of their independence, and
+the blotting of their nationality out of existence. "Can
+you tell me of any war," he asked, "in which the vanquished
+side asked for terms and were told that the victors would grant
+terms only in the capital of the defeated country, and on
+condition of their surrendering their independence? I call
+this thing an iniquity, and a disgrace to this country to
+propose such terms. Perhaps the question of iniquity does not
+appeal to hon. gentlemen opposite. It is not only a crime&mdash;it
+is a blunder. I do not believe this is a way to establish peace
+and harmony and good feeling in South Africa.... You are
+at present appealing to the lowest passions outside of this
+House. I do not believe you will succeed in the long run; it
+may be that the people will be carried away by the feeling
+which at present exists among Englishmen, but they will soon
+see that they have been fooled into this war by the vilest body
+of financiers that ever existed in this world, and that the
+opportunity had been taken to lay hold of the territory and gold,
+which Lord Salisbury himself boasted we did not wish for."[<a id="chap16fn10text"></a><a href="#chap16fn10">10</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P442"></a>442}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is no doubt that Mr. Labouchere was extremely
+unpopular in England during 1900. It was difficult for the
+man in the street to separate his political attitude, with
+regard to the war, from that of the Irish Nationalists, with
+whose policy he had been so long identified, and who welcomed
+the war as supplying fresh food for their campaign
+of denunciation against the British Government, and who
+openly expressed their exultation at the Boer successes.
+Mr. Labouchere did not rejoice at the British humiliation. The
+point that he always had in view was the prevention of
+more bloodshed, and the injustice of the annexation of new
+territory by the force of numerical superiority. Further, he
+considered that the negotiations which took place in the
+summer and autumn of 1899, before the outbreak of war,
+had not been carried on with fairness towards the Boers.
+After the President of the Transvaal Republic had agreed to
+a seven years' Franchise Law, retrospective in its action, for
+the colonists, Mr. Chamberlain took exception to a provision
+of the new Bill, which required that the alien desirous of
+burghership should produce a certificate of continuous
+registration during the period for naturalisation. He
+suggested further that the details of the scheme should be
+discussed by delegates appointed by Sir Alfred Milner and the
+Transvaal Government (July 27). The Transvaal Government,
+as it had a perfect right to do, instead of immediately
+accepting Mr. Chamberlain's suggestion, submitted alternative
+proposals to the British Government, which gave most
+liberal concessions to the Uitlanders, the details of which were
+to be discussed with the British agent at Pretoria. To these
+proposals were attached certain conditions, one of which was
+that "Her Majesty's Government will not insist further upon
+the assertion of suzerainty, the controversy on the subject
+being tacitly allowed to drop" (August 19). Mr. Conynghame
+Greene, the British agent at Pretoria, wired the Boer
+proposals and conditions to Sir Alfred Milner. Sir Alfred
+Milner wired to Mr. Conynghame Greene in reply: "If
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P443"></a>443}</span>
+the South African Republic should reply to the invitation
+to a joint enquiry put forward by Her Majesty's Government
+by formally making the proposals described in your
+telegram, such a course would not be regarded by Her
+Majesty's Government as a refusal of their offer, but they
+would be prepared to consider the reply of the South African
+Republic on its merits."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Mr. Labouchere's opinion, it was at this point of the
+negotiations that the disingenuousness of Mr. Chamberlain's
+action was most apparent. The formal reply of Her
+Majesty's Government to the Boer proposals was delivered on
+August 30. It declared that the Boer proposals were
+accepted, but that the British Government utterly refused
+to consider the conditions attached to them. It was obvious
+now that the Boers had no other course open to them but to
+fall back upon the Commission proposed by Mr. Chamberlain
+on July 27, and to which their proposals and conditions
+were the alternative, and, according to Sir Alfred Milner's
+wire to Mr. Conynghame Greene, understood by both
+Governments as such. On September 2, therefore, they asked
+for further information as to the Joint Committee which
+they were now <i>par force majeure</i> and <i>faute de mieux</i>
+prepared to accept. The reply they received on September 12
+was that "H.M. Government have been compelled to
+regard the last proposal of the Government of the South
+African Republic as unacceptable in the form in which it was
+presented"; that they "cannot now consent to go back to
+the proposal for which those in the note of the Government
+of the Republic of August 19 are intended as a substitute";
+and that, if those proposals of the Transvaal Government,
+taken by themselves and without the conditions attached
+by that Government, are not agreed to, "H.M. Government
+must reserve to themselves the right to reconsider the
+situation <i>de novo</i> and to formulate their own proposals for a final
+settlement." On September 15, the Secretary of State of
+the Transvaal Republic replied that he learned with deep
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P444"></a>444}</span>
+regret of the withdrawal of the invitation to a joint enquiry.
+The proposal of August 19, made by him in the name of his
+Government, involved the danger of affecting the independence
+of the Republic, but his Government had set against
+this danger the advantage of obtaining the assurances
+mentioned in the conditions. He protested against the injustice
+of being asked to grant the original proposals without the
+conditions annexed, and he could not understand
+Mr. Chamberlain's present refusal to accept the Commission
+which was his own alternative. The reply of the Republic
+consequently was that it could not grant the first half of the
+August 19 offer without the second, but would accept the
+Joint Commission which had been proposed by Mr. Chamberlain;
+that it welcomed the introduction of a Court of
+Arbitration, and was willing to help in its formation, but that
+it was not clear what were the subjects mentioned as outside
+the Court of Arbitration, and it deprecated the foreshadowing
+of new proposals without specification. Mr. Reitz
+finally implored the acceptance of the Joint Commission,
+as "if H.M.'s Government are willing and able to make this
+decision it will put an end to the present state of tension, race
+hatred would decrease and die out, the prosperity and welfare
+of the South African Republic and of the whole of South
+Africa would be developed and furthered, and fraternisation
+between the different nationalities would increase." On
+September 25 Mr. Chamberlain replied that no conditions
+less comprehensive than the final offer of H.M. Government
+could be relied upon to effect the object for which they had
+been striving. The dispatch concluded with these words:
+"H.M. Government will communicate to the High
+Commissioner the result of their deliberations in a later
+dispatch." On September 30 the British agent at Pretoria
+telegraphed by request of the Secretary of State of the
+Republic to ask what decision had been taken by the British
+Government. Mr. Chamberlain replied on October 2
+that "the dispatch of H.M. Government is being prepared
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P445"></a>445}</span>
+but will not be ready for some days." In the meantime
+Parliament had been summoned to grant supplies, the
+Reserves were called out, and ships were chartered to convey
+all available troops to South Africa. From September 27
+to October 8 the President of the Orange Free State
+telegraphed frequently to Sir Alfred Milner. He complained
+of the concentration of troops on the frontiers of his State
+and of the Transvaal, again and again preferred his good
+offices to avoid all possibility of war, and in almost every
+telegram urged that Her Majesty's Government should at
+once make known the "precise nature and scope of the
+concessions or measures, the adoption whereof Her Majesty's
+Government consider themselves entitled to claim, or which
+they suggest as being necessary or sufficient to secure a
+satisfactory and permanent solution of existing differences
+between them and the South African Republic, whilst at the
+same time providing a means for settling any others that may
+arise in the future." To this request Sir Alfred Milner made
+no reply.[<a id="chap16fn11text"></a><a href="#chap16fn11">11</a>] On October 9 the famous Ultimatum was presented
+to the British agent at Pretoria. Amongst other plain
+statements it contained words to the effect that the Transvaal
+felt obliged to regard the military force in the neighbourhood
+of its frontiers as a threat against the Republic,
+and that it became necessary to ask Her Majesty's Government
+to give an assurance that no further troops should be
+landed in South Africa, that troops on the borders of the
+Republic should be withdrawn either by friendly arbitration
+or some other amicable way. In the event of a refusal the
+Secretary of State of the Transvaal must regard the action
+of Her Majesty's Government as a formal declaration of war.
+War broke out, as has been said, on October 11.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Lord Roberts marched triumphantly into Pretoria
+on the 9th of June, some important letters were found in
+the capital of the Transvaal out of which great political
+interest was made against the group of Englishmen, of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P446"></a>446}</span>
+whom Labouchere was one of the most important, who were
+known as the "little Englanders" in contradistinction to
+the ever growing numbers of "Imperialists." These letters
+were sent to Mr. Chamberlain, and a correspondence on the
+subject ensued between him and Mr. Labouchere. Mr. Labouchere
+published the whole of it in <i>Truth</i>, prefacing the
+letters with the following remarks:[<a id="chap16fn12text"></a><a href="#chap16fn12">12</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+"The correspondence which I print below speaks for itself.
+I had not supposed that I was one of the three M.P.'s whose
+letters had fallen into the hands of Mr. Chamberlain, as I do
+not think that I ever wrote to any one in Pretoria. But I did,
+before the war, both write and talk to Mr. Montagu White, the
+Transvaal representative in London, and it would seem that he
+sent some of my letters to Pretoria. What there is requiring
+explanation in either my conversations or correspondence I do
+not know. The advice which I gave to Mr. White was that his
+Government should make reasonable concessions, and should
+gain time, in order to tide over the false impression created by
+Mr. Chamberlain's appeal to the passions which had been excited
+by statements in regard to Boer rule derived from the 'kept'
+Rhodesian press in South Africa and the correspondents of the
+English newspapers, who were nearly all connected with that
+'kept press' and with the Rhodes gang. Had my advice been
+followed, there would have been no war. The difficulty which
+stood in the way of its being adopted was that President Kruger
+and other leading Boers were fully convinced that Mr. Chamberlain
+had been in the counsels of the Jameson-Rhodes conspirators
+of 1895, and that&mdash;no matter what concessions the Transvaal
+might make&mdash;he was determined to have his revenge for President
+Kruger having got the better of him on that occasion."
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Here is the correspondence:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Chamberlain to Mr. Labouchere</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+COLONIAL OFFICE, Aug. 6, 1900.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;I beg to call your attention to the enclosed copy of a
+letter from Mr. Montagu White, with copies of two letters
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P447"></a>447}</span>
+purporting to have been written by you, and to inquire if you desire
+to offer any explanations or observations with regard to them.&mdash;I
+am, Sir, Your obedient,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+J. CHAMBERLAIN.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(<i>Enclosure</i>) <i>Mr. Montagu White to Dr. Reitz</i>[<a id="chap16fn13text"></a><a href="#chap16fn13">13</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+58 VICTORIA STREET, LONDON,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Aug. 4, 1899
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR DR. REITZ,&mdash;I feel tired and done for to-night. It is
+past six o'clock and I still have forty miles to go before I get home.
+My inclination is to wire to you, asking you to tell the British
+Government to go to the devil and to do their "darnedest." It
+is perfectly sickening the way one is kept in a continual state
+of suspense and nervous excitement. Everything is as quiet as
+possible on the surface, and there has been a tremendous decrease
+in press cuttings which is a sure sign that matters are relapsing
+into a normal condition. But I have been able to judge of the
+effect upon our friends of hints that we may not be able to accept
+the proposed Commission. Without exception, they are one and
+all dead against our refusing it, and all agree that we shall have to
+face a very serious crisis if we refuse the proposal, and that
+without the friendly support of the majority of the newspapers which
+have hitherto been on our side. Spender of the <i>Chronicle</i>, who
+has fought consistently and well for us, tells me that none of them
+can understand in what way we shall be worse off for accepting
+the Commission, for (if) your people disagree about the finding
+of the report what can Mr. Chamberlain do further? Even our
+best friends say that by rejecting the report of the Industrial
+Commission two years ago, we have allowed things to go so far
+that it is unwise to talk of intermeddling in our home affairs as
+a refusal to entertain what public opinion here endorses as a fair
+proposal. The essence of friendly advice is: Accept the proposal
+in principle, point out how difficult it will be to arrive at a
+satisfactory conclusion as to statistics, etc., and how undesirable it
+would be to have a miscarriage of the Commission. In other
+words: gain as much time as you can, and give the public time
+here to get out of the dangerous frame of mind which Chamberlain's
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P448"></a>448}</span>
+speeches have created. Spender is of opinion that after
+two months' delay all danger will have vanished. I cannot say
+I share his optimistic views, for this sort of thing has been going
+on for three years. Labouchere said to me this morning: "Don't
+for goodness sake, let Mr. Kruger make his first mistake by
+refusing this; a little skilful management, and he will give Master
+Joe another fall." He further said: "You are such past masters
+in the art of gaining time, here is an opportunity; you surely
+haven't let your right hands lose their cunning, and you ought
+to spin out the negotiations for quite two or three months." I
+must leave off now. Please remember one thing: I do not send
+you my advice. I send you the opinions of friends and the
+tendency of public feeling here.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Some one sent me some lines parodying R. Kipling's <i>Lest We
+Forget</i>. I got it published in <i>Truth</i>.&mdash;Yours very truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MONTAGU WHITE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(<i>Enclosure</i>) <i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Montagu White</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, S.W., Aug. 2, 1899.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. MONTAGU WHITE,&mdash;You will see the lines in
+<i>Truth</i>. I have altered one or two words to make the grammar all
+right. I do hope that President Kruger will manage to accept
+in some form or another the reference (proposed conference).
+Bannerman and all our Front Bench believe that it is only a way
+devised by the Cabinet to let Joe climb down. The new Franchise
+Act stands. The <i>onus probandi</i> of showing that it does not give
+substantial representation to the Uitlanders and yet leave the
+Boers masters is with Chamberlain. The difference between five
+and seven years is not a ground for proof. The details for
+registration do not prove it. Let President Kruger quote our
+Registration Laws, which you had better send him, and do not forget
+that a lodger has to register every year; he is not automatically
+on the Franchise list. In connection with this, Milner suggested
+in his dispatch six years. He afterwards said that six was a
+mistake for five. But Chamberlain in his reply approved of six.
+It is impossible to calculate the effect without knowing how many
+Outlanders there are, and how long each has been in the country.
+To discover the basis of inquiry would take a long time. As the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P449"></a>449}</span>
+decision would go by the majority, the question would be on the
+Chairman, who would have a casting vote. Surely it could be
+arranged with Natal; the Cape and the Orange Free State, as
+well as the Transvaal, should be represented, with the Chairman
+an Englishman who has not yet expressed an opinion.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+My own impression is that comparatively few will ever become
+Boers amongst the English; they will not like to give up their
+nationality. The President has a great opportunity to give Joe
+another fall. If at the same time the Dynamite Concession is
+abrogated there will be a rise in many shares, and this will be
+regarded as a barometer that everything is going on well and
+satisfactorily. The great thing is to gain time. In a few months
+we shall be howling about something in another part of the
+world.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+(<i>Enclosure</i>) <i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Montagu White</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+5 OLD PALACE YARD, S.W., Aug. 4, 1899.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR MR. WHITE,&mdash;It is the general opinion that Chamberlain
+"climbed down." As Bannerman put it to me: "His speech
+was a little bluster of his own with the main parts arranged by his
+colleagues, and they sat by like policemen to see that he read
+them." As a matter of fact he did read all the important parts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If the President agrees to the Committee it will, under clever
+tactics, take months to settle conditions, and then it will take
+further months to come to a decision. If the basis is established
+that there shall be a substantial representation of the Uitlanders,
+yet not such as can endanger the majority of the Boers, no harm
+can well come of the Commission. The only difficulty is that
+it is a sort of recognition of our right to meddle. But this might
+be avoided in two ways: (1) By getting Schreiner into it and making
+it a sort of South African affair; (2) by making a bargain and
+agreeing only on the understanding that there should be arbitration
+on all matters affecting the true reading of the Convention.
+But if the latter is proposed then the President should put in
+some proposal for the Chief Justices and one Imperial Judge or
+Governor to be the tribunal.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The universal opinion is that the Cabinet has forced all this
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P450"></a>450}</span>
+upon Chamberlain, and that they are determined not to have
+war and to do something to let him down easily. Salisbury's
+speech was conceived on these lines, and a little vague bluster
+but nothing more. I accentuated Bannerman's declaration
+about hostilities; this pledges the Liberal party against
+war.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="t3">
+<i>Mr. Labouchere to Mr. Chamberlain</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+ HOTEL AND PENSION WALDHAUS,<br>
+ VULPERA TARASP, ENGADIN SCHWEIZ, Aug. 18, 1900.<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+SIR,&mdash;I beg to acknowledge your letter of Aug. 6, enclosing
+copy of a letter of Mr. Montagu White, with copies of two letters
+"purporting to have been written by me," and inquiring if I
+desire to offer any explanation or observations with regard to
+them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+For what I may have written or said to Mr. Montagu White
+I am responsible to the House of Commons, of which I am a
+member; to my constituents who have done me the honour to
+send me there; and to the law. To you I owe no sort of explanation.
+I ascribe, therefore, your invitation to furnish you with
+one in respect to the enclosed letters to the singular illusion that
+no matter what course you may see fit to adopt, whether as a
+Conservative or a Liberal Minister, all owe you a personal
+explanation who take the liberty to disapprove of it, and to do
+their best to prevent its bringing us into unnecessary hostilities
+with some foreign power. Whilst not recognising this pretension
+on your part, I will, however, offer you some observations in regard
+to these letters, as you apparently desire that I should do so.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The letters of mine enclosed were, I do not doubt, written by
+me. The only exception that I have to take to the copies is that
+a few of the words in them are, I should fancy, erroneously copied,
+as they do not make sense. The advice tendered in them seems
+to me to be excellent, and I know of no reason why I should not
+have addressed it to Mr. White, who was then the representative
+of a country with which we were at peace. Many letters passed
+before the War between that gentleman and myself. He was
+most desirous that all possibility of war should be removed, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P451"></a>451}</span>
+that harmony and good feeling should be established on a firm
+basis between Great Britain and the Transvaal. This we both
+thought could only be effected by a full recognition of the
+Convention of 1884, as explained by Lord Derby, who signed it for
+Great Britain, and by reasonable concessions on the part of the
+Transvaal Government in regard to the naturalisation and
+electoral franchise of the Uitlanders domiciled in the Republic.
+I therefore suggested that the Transvaal Government should
+grant to such domiciled aliens naturalisation and electoral
+franchise of the Uitlanders on precisely the same terms as they are
+granted to aliens in Great Britain. A law thus framed would,
+I thought, not be open to objection on your part, and would put
+an end to all the carping criticisms raised by you in respect to
+small and unimportant details in the concessions that you were
+forcing on the Transvaal in regard to these matters, and which
+seemed to me hardly calculated to bring about a peaceful solution
+of the situation. If I remember rightly the last letters exchanged
+between Mr. White and myself were just before the close of the
+normal session of Parliament last year. Mr. White in his letter
+informed me that he had received a communication from Mr. Reitz,
+the Transvaal Sec. of State, in which that gentleman told
+him that, although he had always been a strong advocate for all
+reasonable reforms in respect of the Uitlanders, and although
+he had used all his influence to promote a peaceful solution of the
+pending issues between the two countries, your despatches were
+so persistently insulting in their tone, and all concessions made
+by his Government were so invariably met by you with fresh
+demands, that even the most moderate of the Transvaal Burghers
+were becoming convinced that you were determined to oblige
+them either to surrender at discretion to all that you might
+demand, or to defend by arms the position secured to the
+Transvaal by the Convention of 1884. He therefore suggested that
+the negotiations should be taken in hand by Lord Salisbury,
+in which case he was convinced that a settlement satisfactory
+to both sides would be easily come to. As I entirely agreed
+with this opinion of Mr. Reitz, and believed that you were
+the chief impediment to such a settlement, I replied to
+Mr. White that the tenor of Mr. Reitz's communication should
+be conveyed to a leading member of the Cabinet, and that
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P452"></a>452}</span>
+I hoped&mdash;although I did not expect&mdash;that the suggestion would
+bear fruit.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+As I gathered from your observations in the House of
+Commons that you had not made up your mind whether you would
+publish the letters of Members of Parliament to Transvaal
+authorities that had fallen into your hands, I will&mdash;so far as my
+letters are concerned&mdash;relieve you of further consideration by
+publishing them myself, together with this correspondence. I
+have often urged that the public should have the advantage of a
+full knowledge of all documents which are likely to enable them
+to form a sound judgment in respect to the issues that have arisen
+in South Africa. Might I, with all respect, venture to suggest
+to you that you should follow my example? The Secretary of
+State for Foreign Affairs (whoever he may be) and Her Majesty's
+representatives in foreign capitals correspond not only by
+despatches, but by what they are pleased to term "private letters,"
+which are to all intents and purposes despatches. I presume
+that the same course is usual between Secretaries of State for
+the Colonies and Her Majesty's Colonial Governors. You have
+announced that you are in favour of a "new diplomacy" in
+which nothing is kept back from the public. Would it be too
+much to ask you to inaugurate the "new diplomacy" by publishing
+all the so-called private letters that have been exchanged
+between you and the Governors of Natal and the Cape Colony;
+and all the letters and despatches exchanged between these
+Governors and our military commanders in South Africa, of
+which you may have copies? Without these documents it is
+impossible that either the House of Commons or the electors of
+the United Kingdom can form a true conclusion in regard to the
+"diplomacy" that led to the war, or be able to affix the responsibility
+on the right shoulders in respect to our lack of preparation
+for hostilities in South Africa and our initial reverses. If it is
+too much to hope that you will act on this suggestion, I would
+venture to urge that at least you should publish the correspondence
+between yourself and Mr. Hawksley in regard to your
+alleged knowledge of the contemplated Rhodes-Jameson
+conspiracy of 1894. Mr. Hawksley is still, and then was, the solicitor
+of the Chartered Company of South Africa, and is a close friend
+and confidant of Mr. Rhodes. When the Parliamentary Committee
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P453"></a>453}</span>
+of Inquiry into all connected with the conspiracy was
+sitting, Mr. Hawksley was a witness. He alluded to this
+correspondence. But when I wished to examine him about it&mdash;which
+was my right as a member of the Committee according to
+Parliamentary usage&mdash;this was not permitted by the Committee.
+After the Report of the Committee was published Mr. Hawksley
+made public his conviction that, if this correspondence saw the
+light, a guilty knowledge of the conspiracy would be brought
+home to you. When the debate on the Report took place in the
+House of Commons, he placed the correspondence in the hands of
+a member with instructions to read it if you made any attack
+upon Mr. Rhodes. Far, however, from doing this, you went out
+of your way to assert that Mr. Rhodes had done nothing to
+invalidate his rights to be considered an honourable man,
+although only a few days before you had agreed to a report in
+which he was branded as having been guilty of dishonourable
+conduct. Since then, again and again, you have been asked to
+produce the correspondence. But this you have persistently
+refused to do, although no public interest could suffer by the
+production. Yet, if Mr. Hawksley is wrong in the inference he
+deduces from the correspondence, it is obvious that its publication
+would go far to allay the suspicion which led President Kruger to
+doubt your desire for a peaceful solution of the strained relations
+that existed between Her Majesty's Government and that of the
+Transvaal Republic, and which even now militates against all
+good feeling between the colonists of South Africa of British and
+Dutch origin.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I trust that you will excuse my venturing to make these suggestions.
+I do so because I heartily agree with you as to the desirability
+of the "new diplomacy." It is the only way in which that
+popular control can be established over the Executive which is
+essential in a self-governing community, if it is to escape from
+falling under the domination of some purely unscrupulous
+adventurer gifted with a ready tongue.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I believe with my leader, Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman,
+that the war might and ought to have been avoided, and I cannot
+help hoping that my letters which have fallen into your hands
+will show you that I laboured to the best of my ability in order
+that it should be avoided. Unfortunately these efforts were not
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P454"></a>454}</span>
+successful. The war was commenced under a lamentable ignorance
+on the part of Her Majesty's Ministers of the resistance
+which the two Dutch Republics would oppose to our arms.
+Reverses followed owing to the meddling of civilians in military
+matters. Pretoria, Johannesburg, and Bloemfontein are in our
+hands. The Orange River Free State has been annexed. The
+Transvaal Republic has been annexed. Under these circumstances
+peace and prosperity can only be restored in South
+Africa when all suspicion is removed that the Secretary of State
+for the Colonies was actuated by his previous relations with the
+Rhodes-Jameson conspiracy in forcing a war. I am sure, too,
+that you will agree with me that it will not be right for the electors
+of the United Kingdom to be called upon to pronounce an opinion
+on the policy of a war which has cost us thousands of valuable
+lives and tens of millions of money, as well as on the mode in
+which the war has been conducted, until all that can enable them
+to arrive at a conclusion has seen the light.&mdash;I am, Sir, Your
+obedient servant,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;If you desire to offer any explanations or observations
+with regard to your action in respect to South Africa, they will
+receive due consideration.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+The Rt. Hon. J. Chamberlain, etc., etc.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere wisely remarked at about this period of
+the South African War: "War is war. The old Greek line
+holds good that in war the great ones go mad, and the people
+where it takes place weep. This must inevitably always be
+the case." With equal force, but less elegance, he also
+remarked: "I do not waste my time in answering abuse.
+I am accustomed to it and I thrive under it like a field that
+benefits by the manure that is carted on to it." He must
+have thriven exceedingly during the summer of 1900, for
+the amount of abuse collected and thrown over him was
+phenomenal. Most of it was extracted from the most
+shadowy appearances of fact possible. The Conference, or
+Commission, referred to in the Pretoria correspondence, was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P455"></a>455}</span>
+understood by papers of quite high standing, such even as
+the <i>Birmingham Post</i>, to be the Bloemfontein Conference,
+the abortive proceedings of which had come to an end early
+in June, 1899. Nevertheless, Mr. Labouchere was accused
+by the press of having, in his letters to Mr. Montagu White,
+elaborated a scheme, to make the conference at Bloemfontein
+not only a failure, but a deliberately planned sham. With
+regard to the cry of treason which was raised against him
+indiscriminately, the dates on the letters&mdash;even had his
+communications been of a treasonable nature&mdash;rendered such a
+charge childish in the extreme.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As soon as Mr. Labouchere received Mr. Chamberlain's
+letter with its enclosures, which followed him to the retired
+Swiss Valley where he was spending his holiday, he wrote
+at once to the leader of his party telling him of what had
+occurred. Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman was spending
+August at Marienbad, and wrote him the following letter
+in reply:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MARIENBAD, Aug. 22, 1900.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;I am much interested in your story,
+and shall look forward to my <i>Truth</i> with extra avidity. All you
+describe was perfectly proper and legitimate this time last year,
+or indeed at any time: and where high treason comes in I cannot
+see. My little facetiousness will do the great man no harm if it
+is published. I remember the fact perfectly. All the while the
+statesman was speaking, Aaron-Balfour and Hur-Hicks Beach
+were not holding up his hands, but watching, with anxious faces,
+his every word.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Mark Lockwood, who is here, told me that you were one
+culprit, and that the other was no other than the ingenuous
+John Ellis, who was guilty of writing to some lady asking whether
+the stories of strange doings under martial law were authentic!
+If this is all one may exclaim <i>tantæne animis cælestibus iræ</i>?
+Can our Sec. of State be so small-minded!
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+What a gorgeous palace you are living in! It quite eclipses
+anything here, even in your favourite St. John's Wood quarter.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P456"></a>456}</span>
+They are all there: at least a fair representation, ready for Him.
+But alas He does not come. Weather superb here, but not much
+company to amuse or interest.&mdash;Yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H.C.B.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The war dragged on until the May of 1902, when the Boers
+were obliged to make peace, not so much on account of the
+military situation as because the burghers were weary of
+fighting and wanted to lay down their arms. And what else
+could be expected of them? Half the national army were
+prisoners of war, nearly four thousand had been killed, the
+rest were weakening and dwindling hourly, twenty thousand
+women and children had died in the concentration camps,
+thousands more were perishing on the veld. There was no
+help from Cape Colony, no help from Europe, no help from
+the sympathetic minority in England itself.[<a id="chap16fn14text"></a><a href="#chap16fn14">14</a>] The national
+representatives of the South African Republic and the Orange
+Free State were given three days in which to consider the
+conditions of peace which were put before them by Sir
+Alfred Milner, and which they were told were absolutely
+final. Their answer was given on the 31st, at five minutes
+past eleven, only an hour before the expiry of the term of
+grace. The last few moments of their conference were
+occupied by President Schalk Burger, who closed the
+melancholy meeting with these words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We are standing here at the grave of the two Republics.
+Much yet remains to be done, although we shall not be able
+to do it in the official capacities which we have formerly
+occupied. Let us not draw our hands back from the work
+which it is our duty to accomplish. Let us ask God to
+guide us, and to show us how we shall be able to keep our
+nation together. We must be ready to forgive and forget
+whenever we meet our brethren. That part of our nation
+which has proved unfaithful we must not reject."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In considering the part Mr. Labouchere played in the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P457"></a>457}</span>
+discussions that took place in Parliament and in the press,
+during the pitiful struggle, no attitude but one of admiration
+for his consistency and envy of his courage can be maintained
+for a moment. This chapter cannot be better closed than
+with a repetition of his own words, expressed valiantly at
+the moment when he was of all men in England perhaps, the
+most unpopular: "The best settlement that can be made
+now will be worse for all parties than the settlement which
+could have been effected by tact and self-restraint had the
+Boers never been goaded into war. I adhere to everything
+that I have ever said as to the causes that brought on this
+war, with all its disastrous results. I retract not one word
+that I have published in <i>Truth</i>, or spoken in Parliament, or
+written in any letter, or uttered in any shape or form about
+the Chamberlain diplomacy and the Chamberlain war."[<a id="chap16fn15text"></a><a href="#chap16fn15">15</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn1text">1</a>] <i>Times' History of the War in South Africa</i>, vol. i.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn2text">2</a>] The Hawkesley telegrams.
+These were subsequently published in the
+<i>Independence Belge</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn3text">3</a>] <i>Report from the Select Committee on British South Africa</i>, 1897.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn4text">4</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Jan. 9, 1896.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn5text">5</a>] <i>Truth</i>, April 2, 1896.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn6text">6</a>] <i>Times' History of the War in South Africa</i>, vol. ii.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn7"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn7text">7</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, vol. 74, July 7, 1899.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn8"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn8text">8</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, vol. 77, Oct. 17, 1899.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn9"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn9text">9</a>] Henry W. Lucy, <i>The Balfourian Parliament</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn10"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn10text">10</a>] <i>Hansard</i>, vol. 80, March 13, 1900.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn11"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn11text">11</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Sept. 13, 1899.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn12"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn12text">12</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Aug. 23, 1900.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn13"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn13text">13</a>] Secretary of State of the Transvaal Republic.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn14"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn14text">14</a>] <i>Times' History of the War in South Africa</i>, vol. v.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap16fn15"></a>
+[<a href="#chap16fn15text">15</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Sept. 6, 1900.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap17"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P458"></a>458}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XVII
+<br><br>
+LABOUCHERE AND SOCIALISM
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+We have seen the depth and intensity of Labouchere's
+political views. Conservatism in its Tory or Whig
+form he hated and relentlessly fought. On the other hand,
+it is not to be doubted that some of the modern developments
+of the social side of radical policy since his retirement from
+politics would be far from meeting with his approval. The
+fact is that he was as strongly anti-socialist as anti-conservative.
+He believed in competition as a principle of social
+existence and inequality as a natural fact, although he held
+firmly that the natural inequality of men should not be
+reinforced or distorted by the artificial inequality of rank.
+He did not believe that the task of government could rightly
+be held to imply moral responsibility towards weaklings;
+such as were unable to survive by themselves should not be
+assisted to do so. This was his theory; in his personal
+relations with others he often failed to practise it. "A fair
+field and no favour" was his social formula. Government
+might legitimately intervene to prevent such abuse of
+opportunity as might result from the business relations of
+employers and employees; but when all was done that
+could be done in that way, it was a man's natural qualities
+that enabled him to swim or doomed him to sink. Any
+attempt to interfere by legislation with this ultimate
+differentiation of nature was in his opinion immoral and
+sentimental folly. A Cabinet had no charge of souls, it was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P459"></a>459}</span>
+merely a business concern running the affairs of the nation
+as cheaply and effectively as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is evident that a man holding these opinions could not
+be other than unfavourable to Socialism. The question of
+Socialism, indeed, as a practical factor in politics hardly
+presented itself during the most active period of his political
+life, but in later days it came to the fore, and that, as might
+have been expected, in his own constituency, so largely
+composed of workers. In going through Mr. Labouchere's
+papers I have come across the report of a public debate which
+he held with Mr. Hyndman, the well-known Socialist leader,
+in the Town Hall of Northampton. The discussion is
+interesting as illustrating very clearly Mr. Labouchere's own
+view of the whole problem of labour and also as showing the
+definite line of cleavage between the spirit of the older
+radicalism in popular estimation, at all events, and much that
+is identified with the radicalism of to-day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere had been heckled in a more or less
+friendly way by some Socialist listeners at one of his meetings
+and had in consequence consented to meet Mr. Hyndman
+in debate. The subject of discussion was: "The socialisation
+of the means of production, distribution, and exchange
+to be controlled by a Democratic State in the interest of the
+entire community, and the complete emancipation of labour
+from the domination of capitalism and landlordism, with
+the establishment of social and economic equality between
+the sexes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Hyndman opened the discussion with a speech of
+great eloquence. He began by denouncing the terrible evils
+of poverty and sickness among the working classes. "There
+are through the length and breadth of England large
+proportions of the population sunk into the most terrible
+misery&mdash;misery which I will defy you to find equalled in the most
+savage tribes on the planet." The growth of wealth and
+poverty were admitted to be simultaneous and out of the
+total wealth produced the workers only took a quarter or,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P460"></a>460}</span>
+on the most favourable showing, a third. "That means that
+for every stroke of work the producer does for himself he
+does three for other people. It had been said that the
+prevalent misery had been exaggerated by Socialists, but
+according to the statistics of Mr. Charles Booth, who was no
+Socialist, 180,000 families were living in London below the
+level at which a family could subsist. City life debilitated
+country stock, and the third and fourth generations of those
+who have come into our great cities become valueless even
+for capitalists to make tools out of."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All this was misery due to capitalists and the system of
+wagedom. On the other hand, the economic forms of
+to-day were rapidly weakening, and the probability was that
+capitalism would drift much sooner than was expected into
+universal bankruptcy. "I long to see&mdash;I am not afraid
+to repeat the words&mdash;a complete social revolution, which
+shall transform our present society, by inevitable causes,
+from senseless and miserable competition, in which men fight
+and struggle with one another like pigs at a trough (the
+biggest hog perhaps getting his nose in first, and, it may be,
+upsetting the whole thing), into glorious and universal
+co-operation where each shall work for all and all for each.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Even now, if it were not for competition, there would
+be plenty, and more than plenty, for all. I say that the
+economic forms are ready for the transformation I have
+spoken of. But first, what is our position of to-day? The
+old Malthusian delusions are gone. Everybody can see
+that where the power to produce wealth is increasing a
+hundredfold, at the same time the population is increasing
+but one per cent. per annum. It is not over-population that
+causes the difficulty, but the miserable system of distributing
+the wealth which the population creates. What are the
+conditions to-day? What are the powers of production
+at the control of mankind? Never in the history of man
+were they near what they were to-day. At this present
+moment, Mr. Chairman, according to the evidence of the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P461"></a>461}</span>
+American statist, Mr. Atkinson, on the great factory farms
+in the west of America, four men, working with improved
+and competent machinery upon the soil, will provide enough
+food for 1000; and in every other department of industry it is
+true in a like, or almost in a like degree. The power of man
+to produce cloth, linen, boots, for instance, is infinitely
+greater than ever before in the history of the race. What is
+more, it has trebled, quadrupled, centupled within the last
+fifty or a hundred years. What is then your difficulty at
+the present moment? Not as in old times, a difficulty to
+produce enough wealth, but the fact that your very machines
+which are so powerful to make wealth for all, are used against
+you in order to turn thousands of you out on the streets.
+It is no longer, as at was in some earlier communities, the
+power to produce wealth that is lacking. In Northampton
+as in every industrial town in England, you see great mechanical
+forces around you, but the workmen instead of controlling
+the machines are controlled by them. And the products?
+What is our theory? This. All production to-day is
+practically social. Everything that is produced is produced
+for exchange and in order to make profit. Commodities
+are socially produced by co-operation on the farm, in the
+great workshop, in the mine. But the moment the product
+is produced it ceases to belong to those who have produced
+it and goes into the hands of the employing capitalist, who
+uses it in order that he may make out of it a personal gain.
+Consequently, you have here a direct and distinct antagonism
+between the form of production and the form of exchange.
+On the one hand, you have got great mechanical forces
+socially used simply for production for profit, whereas if
+they were socially used and the product socially exchanged
+every member of the community would benefit. To-day
+every increase in the power of machinery may result,
+frequently does result, in hundreds, or thousands, or tens of
+thousands of hands being thrown out unemployed on the
+market. Under the system of society we are inevitably
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P462"></a>462}</span>
+coming to those very powers which will engender wealth,
+happiness, and contentment for all."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere then rose and replied as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"As your Chairman has already told you, this meeting
+is the outcome of a remark I made the other day when I was
+down here. Some of those who entertain strong Socialist
+views were asking me this or that question on the occasion
+of my giving an account of my stewardship before the electors
+of this town. I pointed out that Socialism was only one of
+the subjects I had got to deal with, but if they would excuse
+me from going into details then I should be able to come down
+and discuss with them. I did not anticipate then that we
+were to have the pleasure of Mr. Hyndman's company in
+that discussion. I thought it was to be a sort of free-and-easy
+between the Socialists and myself. But you have sent
+for your big gun to demolish me. I can only lay before you
+my own views and those of the Radical Party upon social
+matters, and make a few observations, showing, as I think,
+that Mr. Hyndman's system, a very millennial system it is no
+doubt, is neither practicable, nor, if carried out, would effect
+the ends which he anticipates. Now, Mr. Hyndman's system,
+I fully admit, is for the entire regeneration&mdash;he has told
+us so, I think&mdash;of the world. It is to be carried out by a
+scheme which has never yet, since the commencement of the
+world, been tried. No doubt, as Mr. Hyndman has stated,
+there are evils, very great evils, and much misery in the world
+under the present system. But it is not enough to prove that
+to show that any particular remedy will do away with them.
+There is, no doubt, a great deal of sickness in this world. That
+we all admit. But we should be amused if a doctor came
+forward and said: 'If you try this particular pill you will find
+that all sickness will be driven away from the entire world.
+You are a criminal, you are mistaken, if you don't take that
+pill.' But Mr. Hyndman's plan goes much further than
+the example of the pill. You must remember that if
+Mr. Hyndman's plan were not successful it would ruin this
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P463"></a>463}</span>
+country and everyone in it. Surely, then, it is our business
+as practical men to look thoroughly and cautiously into this
+plan before we adopt it. Mr. Hyndman himself will admit
+that it is, at least, a leap in the dark. Mr. Hyndman has a
+light in his hand, but this light is not sufficient to tell us
+what would occur if we were to take this leap. I am not
+going to say just now whether it would be successful or
+unsuccessful; all I say is, we ought to look at this matter in
+a thorough strict and business manner, not dealing with it in
+vague generalities, but looking into it in all its details,
+because when it comes to a question of any business, the real
+consideration in deciding whether the business is a sound one
+or an unsound one is not of generalities but essentially of
+details. Now I think that Mr. Hyndman, whether his plan be
+good or not, somewhat exaggerates the evils of the present
+system. Mr. Hyndman told us just now that in towns labour was
+in such a condition that those who engaged in labour faded
+out in three generations. Well, I confess I was astonished at
+that. I don't suppose you are all descended from Norman
+ancestors or anything of that, but I put it to you. Many
+of you can surely remember that you had great-grandfathers;
+many of you had great-grandfathers who lived in Northampton.
+There are many of you whose grandfathers, whose
+fathers were engaged in labour. You are engaged in labour
+yourselves. Do you feel yourselves such a puny miserable
+body of men that you are going absolutely to die out? But
+I forget. It is not that you are going to die out, you have
+died out according to Mr. Hyndman. Then what do I see
+before me? As the American says: 'Is there ghosts
+here?' Are you human beings? There you stand; you have been
+engaged in trade; you have been for many generations in
+Northampton; I do think you have utterly deteriorated&mdash;that
+you are absolutely worth nothing. But statistics prove
+the contrary of what Mr. Hyndman says. If you take the
+death-rate in any large town&mdash;Manchester, Birmingham, or
+London, for instance&mdash;you will find that, so far from having
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P464"></a>464}</span>
+gone up, it has gone down. Notwithstanding the misery
+that no doubt exists, the towns are more healthy now than
+before. Now, I do not think that Mr. Hyndman seems to
+understand precisely the present system under which we live.
+['How about yourself?'] My friend says 'How about
+myself?' I am going to explain the present system. In an
+argument it is always desirable to take some common ground,
+and we may take this as a common ground: the end of all
+government is to secure to the greatest numbers such a
+condition of existence that all may obtain fair wages for a fair
+day's work, and that all may be employed; and that the
+government is good or bad in proportion as it approaches
+to this goal. Now, gentlemen, there are Individualists and
+there are Collectivists. Modern Radicalism, I would point
+out to you, recognises this perfectly. It recognises perfectly
+that while Individualism is a necessary basis for social
+organisation, yet there is a very great deal that the State can do.
+Modern Radicalism is in favour of both Collectivism and
+Individualism. Now I will read to you some words I wrote
+down some time ago&mdash;words that were used by a statesman
+whom I do not always agree with on foreign politics, but who,
+in domestic politics, is a very sensible man. Speaking
+before some association, Lord Rosebery said this:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'Do not be frightened by words or phrases in carrying
+out your designs, but accept help from whatever quarter it
+comes. The world seems to be tottering now between two
+powers, neither of which I altogether follow. The one
+is Socialism, the other is Individualism. I follow neither
+the one school nor the other, but something may be borrowed
+from the spirit of each to get the best qualities of
+each&mdash;to borrow from Socialism its large, general
+conception of municipal life, and from Individualism to take
+its spirit of self-respect and self-reliance in all practical
+affairs.'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Upon that subject those are essentially my views; and
+I would contend they are the views of the Radical Party
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P465"></a>465}</span>
+as it at present exists. Now I am coming to our present
+system. I am going to say something for this poor old
+system. I have often, in different parts of Northampton,
+attacked the details of the system. I am now going to say
+there is something good in it. Mr. Hyndman seems to
+consider that the world is composed of a great many men who
+are engaged in labour on the one side, and on the other a
+great many huge capitalists who exploit those men.
+Mr. Hyndman told you that the man engaged in manual labour
+only receives a third of the value of his labour, and that the
+other two-thirds go to those horrible capitalists. Gentlemen,
+I essentially and absolutely deny that such is the case. But
+allow me to point first to these capitalists. Now a difference
+is often made between the amount obtained by labour and
+the amount obtained by those who do not engage in manual
+labour. It is exceedingly difficult to arrive at exact figures,
+and for this reason, that when you take what you call the
+national income of the country it is often forgotten that the
+national income is very much counted twice or three times
+over. Take, in the first place, the income tax returns. I
+want to show you how money is really distributed. There is
+about £100,000,000 coming to individuals in England from
+investments in foreign bonds. Very well, and you surely
+will admit that that is not derived from the labour of
+Englishmen. Then £49,000,000 is paid to officials. It sounds an
+enormous quantity, this £49,000,000 paid to officials of the
+imperial and local government. I have often thought that
+a great many officials are paid a great deal too high, but we
+are not entering into that this evening, and there must be
+some officials; there must be some government, and payment
+of the officials does not directly come from the sweat and
+labour of working men. Then there is £143,000,000 derived
+from public companies. Now these public companies are
+all in shares. These shares, too, are held by small men, not
+by great men. A vast number of men hold them. Remember
+that the whole system of limited liability companies are
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P466"></a>466}</span>
+really created in order to enable small men to act together
+and hold their own against the very rich men.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I now come to the real amount which is directly derived
+from production and distribution, banking and such like;
+which directly goes into their pockets from the labour of
+working men. For this amount you must consult what is
+called Schedule D of the Income Tax. That schedule puts
+down the professions and trades. Altogether the total is
+£147,000,000 on which the tax is raised. That is the amount
+of the income. Now, if you take the professions, law,
+medicine, art, etc., as producing £67,000,000&mdash;I believe that is
+considered a fair amount&mdash;£80,000,000 is left for all the
+traders, all the shopkeepers, all the bankers, and all the
+middlemen of the entire country. Well now, you must remember
+another thing. You must remember that these incomes are
+not eaten by the men who have them, but really go back to
+labour. ['No, no.'] Did I hear somebody say 'No'? You
+do say 'No,' do you? Well, then, tell me what does become
+of them? Let a man spend his money in luxuries as he
+likes; these have to be produced; he is a consumer; it may
+be a foolish one, but his money goes back and forms a
+part of the entire wage fund of the country. When you
+say they have not a right to waste and squander their
+money, I think it would be better if they did not. But just
+remember how much is spent in the drink trade in this
+country. Let us look at ourselves a little, or I will trouble
+you to look at yourselves a little. £132,000,000 is the
+amount, I think, that is spent every year in drink. Of that
+£80,000,000, it is estimated, is spent by the working classes.
+I am not going into the question of drink, whether right or
+wrong, foolish or proper; I only want to point out that every
+class, to a very considerable extent, squanders a good deal of
+its means. Gentlemen, there is no more incontrovertible fact
+than this&mdash;that the more capital there is in the country the
+better it is for the country and the better it is for labour. I
+have already pointed out that it itself creates labour by those
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P467"></a>467}</span>
+persons who have capital consuming the capital. For
+instance, this £100,000,000 which comes from foreign
+investments: would it be of any use that its owners should fly
+from this country with their £100,000,000 per annum? It
+is better that they should spend it here.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"There are other advantages connected with capital.
+Mr. Hyndman has pointed to the evils of competitions.
+Now I am going to show you that competition is really to
+the advantage of the working man. You will admit that
+a certain amount of capital is necessary in order to fructify
+industry. You have to have a factory, plant, and a wage
+fund. All this requires capital. The cheaper capital is
+obtained the more there remains for wage fund. On that
+there can be no sort of difference. ['How is it we never get
+it?'] Well, you are begging the question. I am going to
+show you that you do get it. Owing to this country having
+so much increased in wealth the interest upon capital has
+gone down. There is perpetual competition going on among
+capitalists themselves. This is proved by facts. In 1800
+the interest on money was about five per cent.; at the present
+moment interest is rather less than four per cent. All
+that is taken away from capital most unquestionably goes
+to labour. It cannot go anywhere else. This is why countries
+compete for capital. Look at our colonies and foreign
+nations. Do not they all compete for capital? Of course
+they do. There is a third reason: the greater number of
+rich you have in a country, the greater the amount of wool
+which you may shear for the national expenditure. Take
+Northampton. Suppose twenty men came here, each with
+£10,000 per annum. You would say it is an uncommonly
+lucky thing they have come to Northampton. We'll levy
+rates upon their houses, and they will spend money here and
+benefit the town. Suppose these men came with £100,000
+and suppose they put up some hosiery factories. Surely
+you admit that that would be a great advantage to the town
+of Northampton. Evidently, the greater the amount of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P468"></a>468}</span>
+capital attracted to any one particular place the greater the
+advantage to that place. The idea of driving away capital is
+much like a farmer saying: I will drive away my sheep because
+these sheep eat grass. They do eat grass. But the grass is
+converted into mutton. In the same way the money of the
+capitalists is converted into a labour fund for you. Well,
+gentlemen, I say the only way for a country to be prosperous is to
+encourage capital to go there, and the only way to encourage
+capital to go there is to give some sort of security to capital.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What is the difference between this country and Persia,
+or any other Eastern country? In the Eastern country a
+despot is always laying hands on every atom a man can
+save. A man therefore hides away, or runs away, from the
+country with his savings. The result is that the country is
+poor and the working men of that country are poor. Now
+take the cases of China and this country. In China there
+are 400,000,000 inhabitants. No doubt the Chinese work
+very hard. There is, however, no capital there; there is no
+safety for capital. And the consequence is that the Chinese
+labourers do not produce so much as the comparatively few
+million workers in England. Moreover, every fifteen Chinese
+do not get the wage of one single working man in England.
+The reason is that the Chinese are not industrially organised.
+They have not the advantage of capital to aid them in
+producing. Each works, so to say, on his own hand, with the
+result that they are far worse off than the men in the factory
+which has been brought into existence by capital.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now, gentlemen, I will take a cotton factory, under the
+present system. It has to be built and equipped. That
+requires capital. There is capital required for the wage fund,
+that is to say, to pay wages to the men during the year,
+because of course the money does not come in until the end
+of the year, and then capital is required to buy the raw
+material. Mr. McCulloch says that for every adult
+thousand men employed in such a factory £100,000 is required
+for fixed capital, £60,000 is required for a wage fund, and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P469"></a>469}</span>
+£200,000 is required for the purchase of raw material. The
+total is £360,000. Now, gentlemen, the first charge is
+obviously interest on capital. You must get the capital
+in some way. Assume that you borrow it. You get interest
+on capital. Another charge is the raw material. Raw
+material you cannot alter because the cotton comes from
+abroad. All you can do in order to increase the amount
+going to the wage fund is to reduce the amount that goes as
+interest on capital, and that which is called profit to the
+undertaker of the concern. Now what is the profit in the
+whole of the textile trade? The profit and the interest on
+capital do not amount to more than four per cent. A
+portion of that goes to the capitalist and the remainder for the
+organising skill and intelligence of the man who brings the
+whole thing together and works it. Well, you surely will
+not tell me that that is excessive. It is rather too little.
+For my part I have often wondered why in the world a man
+takes the risks of trade instead of investing his money in
+something that brings him in four per cent. Mr. Hyndman
+talked of the gambling interests of the capitalists. Why, that
+is all for your benefit. Each capitalist, call him a gambler
+or a vain man, thinks himself cleverer than other people and
+says, I am going to make a fortune. One does make twenty
+per cent., and the other gets ruined. But if you take the
+whole body of capitalists their profits come out at four per
+cent. If it were not for the gambling chance, or the ability
+shown by some undertaken in making this four per cent.,
+you would not get money at so low a rate of interest as now,
+nor would you get a body of skilled organisers ready to take
+so little as they do take at the present moment for their
+ability and work. Now, Mr. Hyndman will, I think, admit
+with me that the thousand men would not produce so much
+were it not for the organising powers of some man, and also
+for the capital employed. We know they would not. Each
+man without the aid of capital would make so much a day.
+With the organisation and with the capital employed in the
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P470"></a>470}</span>
+business he makes a great deal more, so that he really
+benefits&mdash;he gets more than he would from his own particular
+separate work. He gets more that is from his collective
+work by this application of capital and organisation than he
+would be logically entitled to were he to work without the
+aid of capital and machinery.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now I am going to show you by a few figures what benefit
+capital has been to the working man. Here, again, you
+have a great difficulty with the figures. They are calculated
+out by various men, but I think this conclusion is generally
+accepted. In 1800 all that was earned, obtained, secured
+in wages to working men was seventy millions sterling. In
+1860 this had increased to 400 millions. In 1860 the numbers
+engaged in manual labour were double those engaged in 1800,
+so you must make a deduction for that. It would then
+stand thus, that whereas a man got seventy pence, shillings,
+or pounds for his work in 1800, in 1860 by the co-operation
+of capital he received 200. But it is even more at the present
+time, for he now receives 600 millions. There is a dispute as
+to whether it is 500 millions or 600 millions. Mr. Giffen
+says it is 600, Mr. Leone Levi says it is 531. Mr. Hyndman
+says it is 300. Well, anyhow, that is two to one. I stand
+by Mr. Giffen and Mr. Leone Levi and take the figure as
+at 531. But here again is another way of putting it. In the
+first year of the present reign, the gross income of the country
+was 515 millions. Of this 235 millions went to labour.
+Labour at the present time gets 531 millions according to
+the lower estimate of Professor Leone Levi, consequently
+labour now gets more than the income of the entire country
+at the commencement of the present reign.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Gentlemen, there can be no more erroneous idea than to
+suppose, as Mr. Hyndman apparently (as I gathered from
+him) laid down, that the lot of the working man is not
+bettered by machinery, or that machinery by doing part of the
+work now done by working men either increases the number
+of hours or reduces the wages of labour. My contention is
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P471"></a>471}</span>
+that it reduces the number of hours and increases the wage
+of the individual. Listen to this: Machinery, of course, is
+revolutionising the labour market; but it is not found that
+machinery, while it displaces labour, though opening up new
+channels for the displaced workers, either increases the hours
+of labour or decreases the remuneration. Before the
+Sweating Committee it was stated that the wages of nailmakers in
+this country was 12s. a week on the average. The American
+nailer earns £6 a week; yet American nails are only half
+the price of English. The explanation is that, owing to
+excellent machinery and efficient labour, maintained by high
+wages and short hours, the American produces 2½ tons of
+nails while the English man or woman is making two cwt.
+You say 'Shame!' I say, 'Why don't you do it?' Why
+don't you follow the example of the Americans?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Take again the illustration of a Waterbury watch. So
+exact is the machinery which cuts the different parts of this
+watch that an assistant will put one of these instruments
+together in a few minutes by selecting at random a piece
+from as many heaps as there are parts in the watch. Yet
+the workmen earn 45s. a week, and the watches can be sold
+cheaper than those made by workmen earning 8s. or 9s. a
+week in the Black Forest. How is this? Because by the
+aid of his improved machinery the American completes 150
+watches in the same time as the European is painfully
+manufacturing forty. You will say that some capitalist
+wrote that; some man who was unfit to judge the matter.
+I will tell you who the capitalist was. I got it out of
+Reynolds's newspaper last Saturday. As I pointed out, in the
+factory you have these diverse charges&mdash;the charge for
+interest, the charge for ability in organising, and the charge
+for the wage of the worker. The business, I hold, of the
+wage worker is to see that he gets a fair wage; and it is
+because the only way to do this is to combine in trade unions
+that I am one of the strongest advocates of trade unionism
+in the whole country. Then take distribution. I leave
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P472"></a>472}</span>
+out the carriage and sale of the various articles in the shops.
+Here again competition reduces prices. You know that as
+well as I do. You know perfectly well that you see stuck
+up in some shops: 'Come and buy here; things are half a
+farthing less than anywhere else.' Shopkeepers compete
+against each other. And there you have just the same reason
+as in the case of factories why men go into the business of
+shopkeeping, because each man thinks he is cleverer than his
+neighbour; each one believes he is going to make his fortune
+and his neighbour is not. But labour benefits by this
+because the lower the price of the article the greater the demand
+for it. I say that, taking the whole shopkeepers of this
+country, taking their labour, taking the amount of capital
+they put into their different shops, it is impossible to say
+that they get an excessive profit from their trade.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now, of late there has been a good deal of discussion in
+regard to co-operation. I observe that Mr. Hyndman did
+not allude to co-operation. But co-operation exists at
+present, both in regard to production and in regard to
+distribution. In order to carry out co-operation on the very
+largest scale it would not be necessary to alter the whole basis
+of society. Under the present despised system any working-men
+may co-operate with each other, may be their own
+employers, and in that way get every farthing that is derived
+from their employment. Statistics show that co-operation,
+just like other things, sometimes pays and sometimes does
+not pay. In Lancashire, in Yorkshire and in the north of
+England there is a great deal of co-operation both in regard
+to production and in regard to distribution. The latest
+returns show that about $15,000,000 is employed in this work.
+As I have said, in some cases they pay and in some cases they
+do not pay. I have observed some curious things in connection
+with this. You would say that at a co-operative store
+you would get an article cheaper than at a shop, whereas, as
+a matter of fact, you do not get an article cheaper. It is a
+curious thing that you don't, and the reason is this. The
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P473"></a>473}</span>
+co-operators get together in shares a certain capital which
+has to pay four or five per cent. Then each member gets
+a <i>pro rata</i> return at the end of the year, a percentage upon
+the amount he has paid in the store in connection with his
+own particular trading. That is perfectly fair. Well, so
+eager are they to get the return that they put up the price
+of the goods against themselves. You must remember that
+while I advocate co-operation, or while I say that co-operation
+needs no Socialism to enable working-men to get every
+farthing from the process of production and distribution,
+I do not believe that co-operation in distribution is not
+without certain evils. Why is it that shops still hold their own,
+and I believe always will hold their own? By competition
+in the first place prices in the shops are reduced to as little
+as or less than the prices in the stores. Again, if a man wants
+a red herring he don't walk to the middle of the town, near
+where the stores have to be, but prefers going to a
+neighbouring shop and buying it there. Moreover, we know that
+a great many men have spent their wages before the end of
+the week, and they want a little credit. You may depend,
+upon taking all things into consideration, that no very great
+benefit is to be got out of co-operative distribution. I
+merely went into this question of co-operation, not to
+discuss so much the advantages or disadvantages of co-operation,
+as to point out to you that co-operation can exist, may
+exist, and does exist among working men, whenever they
+like it, under the present system.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now I come to Mr. Hyndman's plan. I have said a few
+words in favour of the present system. I have tried to
+explain what that present system is, and how, as a matter
+of fact, labour does benefit by the existence of capital and
+capitalist. Mr. Hyndman's plan, I take it, is based upon
+the notion that labour does not get its full share; that it
+only gets one-third. ['It ought to get the lot.'] Very
+well, I have often in the course of my life thought I ought to
+get the lot, but I have never got it, I can tell you. Mr. Hyndman's
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P474"></a>474}</span>
+idea is that if the State took upon itself the
+functions performed by private capitalists everybody would
+be fully employed and properly paid. Could this desirable
+result be brought about? That is the real thing. If,
+at once, under Mr. Hyndman's guidance we could enter upon
+the millennium we should all be for entering. But the
+question is whether we <i>should</i> enter it by this gate or whether
+we should get somewhere else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have got here the programme of the Social-Democratic
+Federation. I have extracted it from Justice. It is all
+right. Mr. Hyndman pointed out that a great many things
+in the programme were merely doctrines which had been
+put forward by the Socialists, and had now been adopted by
+the Radicals. I should say that there was a great deal in it
+that was put forward by the Radicals and had always been
+advocated by the Radicals; and we are exceedingly glad that
+the Socialists agree with us so far. Now I like this
+programme. What has been my trouble in talking with some
+Socialists is that they never have the courage of their own
+opinions. What are you hissing for? I am going to praise
+you. As members of the Social-Democratic Federation
+you are surely not going to take under your wing every
+Socialist in the world. I have often had discussions with
+Socialists, and I have found that they leave out certain
+portions of their programme. I have said to them: That is a
+necessary plank in your programme; knock out any of
+these stones and you knock down the arch. You have done
+nothing of the kind. You have fairly and squarely put this
+as the Social Revolution in all its details. You see I am not
+complaining of you, so don't cry out again before you are
+hurt. Now, Number 7 says: 'The means of production,
+distribution, and exchange to be declared as collective or
+common property.' Now, what does this mean? That
+all manufacturing, all shopkeeping, all shipping, all the
+agricultural industry, and all banking ought to be done by
+the State&mdash;&mdash;"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P475"></a>475}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Hyndman</i>: "Community."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>: "Or community. Every man, as I
+understand it, is to do his bit of work, every man is to have
+his share of the profit of the business. Have you ever
+thought what amount of capital this would require? The
+building of factories would require 1000 million pounds
+for ten million workers. The wage fund would be 600
+millions; the raw material would be 200 millions; the
+shipping, say about 500 millions. I am trying to underestimate
+the amount. As to the shops, I suppose, if you took all
+there are in the whole country, they would cost about 100
+millions. Then the agricultural buildings and machinery,
+excluding the land itself, would be, say, 500 millions. This
+would be very much under a proper estimate, but still the
+whole amount runs up to something like 3000 millions. Are
+all the factories to be seized? My friend says 'Yes.' That
+will knock off 1000 millions at once. Are all the shops to be
+seized? ['Yes, yes.'] This will knock off 100 millions
+for the shops. Still, if you do this, you won't certainly
+have done. Obviously you have to buy the raw material,
+you have to have a wage fund, and a good deal to keep the
+machinery in order even when you have laid hands on it in
+the expeditious way your friend proposes. That would be
+2000 millions. How are you going to get it? You would
+borrow it. <i>Would</i> you borrow it? Let us suppose you
+borrow it. To borrow it you have to get somebody to lend
+it to you. I have known a great many persons ready to
+borrow more than people are ready to lend. Another item,
+which I am bound to say is not in the Radical programme of
+the Social-Democratic Federation, is the repudiation of the
+National Debt. Now, sure, if you repudiate the National
+Debt you would find a difficulty in getting anybody to
+lend you the money you want. Where are you going to
+get it? Are you going to levy it upon property? What
+property are you going to levy it upon? We'll allow that the
+land and factories are to be seized. If they are not to be
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P476"></a>476}</span>
+seized they are to be ruined; they are to be left high and dry.
+No individual man is to work in them. You would have
+a certain amount of portable property like the money that
+comes in from foreign investments, but its owners would not
+wait to have it taken. They would immediately clear out
+of the country."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Hyndman</i>: "Hear, hear."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>: "I am going from surprise to surprise.
+I really do believe that Mr. Hyndman wishes that the men
+with the 100 millions should clear out of the country.
+These 100 millions are derived from investments made
+abroad. The investments are already made, and the
+money may be paid here or abroad just as its owners please.
+Therefore you would absolutely have no control over it.
+Its owners could walk off to America or France to-morrow,
+or to one of our colonies, where they would be welcomed with
+pleasure and where they would be able to live with their
+100 millions and spend it just as they liked. The only
+difference would be that they would not be consumers
+here, they would not compete with their capital to reduce
+the interest on the capital necessary to run the whole business
+of the country. I am very curious to know, I cannot quite
+make out, whether a man may save or not. It is not clear.
+I see one of the articles is, 'the production and distribution
+of wealth is to be regulated by society.' That leads me to
+suppose he may not save. I should say myself that if you
+are going to carry out this millennium you could only do it
+by preventing any sort of saving: because if savings take
+place you will have some men rich and some poor, evidently.
+But how about the professions? What are they to be done
+with? Are professional men not to be allowed to make any
+savings? I see all justice is to be free. Well, that would
+create a good deal of litigation; but I personally suffer a
+good deal from justice, so that I don't know that I should
+particularly object to that item. You would have, I
+presume, these professions! You would have doctors and men
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P477"></a>477}</span>
+engaged in art and so forth? They would be able to sell
+their productions abroad, their skill abroad. Consequently
+how would you regulate their fortunes? How are you going
+to regulate the distribution of wealth in regard to these men?
+I say the thing is absolutely and utterly impracticable.
+You could not. Yet, gentlemen, it seems there is some idea
+of saving, for I see this in another article: 'The extension of
+the Post Office Savings Bank which will absorb all private
+institutions that draw profit from money or credit!' Well,
+but who would put into the Post Office? The Post Office,
+if they did put it in, would have to incur all the risks of the
+great business. But I told you that the National Debt was
+to be repudiated. What is the fact? That the Post Office
+Savings Bank has invested £5,599,000 of public savings, of
+labour mainly, in consols. If, consequently, you were to
+do away with the National Debt one of the things you would
+do would be to repudiate five millions sterling saved by
+labour. Now, I think it was some gentleman who was
+discussing the matter with me in the <i>Reporter</i> who said that you
+might save, but no man would be allowed to employ any
+savings by making another man work for him. Allow me to
+point out to you that indirectly one man must work for
+another if he does not work for himself. Is he going, like that
+wicked man in the Bible, to hide his talent in a napkin?
+Not a bit. I suppose he will make a little interest on it.
+He won't work for the interest himself, so somebody else
+will. If you are going to try to distribute wealth you will
+have continual disputes, for I deny that, so long as human
+nature is what it is, so long as a man wants to lay by
+something for his children, you will be able to prevent savings.
+The only thing you would be able to do would be to frighten
+savings away from this country, and cause them to be taken
+to some other country, which would compete against you.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Let us suppose now that this initial difficulty of
+obtaining the money is got over. Then there comes the
+organisation. Well, who would organise? Who would be
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P478"></a>478}</span>
+superintendents, and who would be workers? Who would
+engage in the complicated business of exchange with foreign
+countries? Remember, all skilled talent would disappear.
+You say 'Ha, ha!' Do you really think that a man who
+perhaps is a skilled organiser of labour, who could earn a
+thousand or two thousand a year abroad or in the colonies,
+would stay here and receive an exceedingly small sum, simply
+because he was an Englishman? Of course he would go
+away. I say you would deprive the country of its most
+intelligent organisers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"There is another difficulty. Who would settle the
+employment to be secured for each person? Here is a
+shepherd. He would say: 'I want to be a shoemaker.' 'My
+good friend,' they would say, 'we don't want you; go
+and be a shepherd.' They'd say to me: 'We've got quite
+enough newspapers without yours. We want a good
+chimney sweep. Be that. Go to Newcastle.' They'd say to
+our friend, Mr. Hyndman: 'We'll find employment for you
+in hay-making in Somersetshire.' Mr. Hyndman may say
+he likes that paternal arrangement; he likes hay-making.
+I'll tell you one thing: I wouldn't go and sweep chimneys
+in Newcastle. But you say that the State carries on the Post
+Office, the Army, and the Navy, among other things; and
+I say it carries them on exceedingly badly too. You will
+find, taking ship for ship, that ships can be built in a private
+yard much cheaper than in a public yard. As for the Post
+Office, I agree with Mr. Hyndman in saying I do not know
+any public Department so badly managed as the Post Office.
+There is an enormous deal of sweating; the big men get too
+big salaries, and the little men do not get enough. If the
+Army, Navy, and Post Office be an exemplication of what
+would be done under the paternal arrangement, Heaven
+help us!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But, gentlemen, what really surpasses my understanding
+is this, how in the world, if Mr. Hyndman's system were
+adopted, any regular work, or shorter hours, or better pay,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P479"></a>479}</span>
+or employment of all would be more easily obtained than
+under the present system. I say your capital, if you did get
+it, would be at a higher cost. I say that profit, if you take
+profit, is almost reduced by competition to a minimum.
+You would not make one shilling by the transaction. Supply,
+surely, would depend upon demand. You could not alter
+that. Take the foreign trade. You would not increase your
+foreign trade, under this system. You would still have to
+compete with foreign countries in China and elsewhere.
+Foreign consumers would take goods from those from whom
+they could buy them cheapest. The Socialists have
+perceived this, and they have invented the idea of establishing
+on the land an enormous number of labourers, who are to act
+as consumers, and consequently take all the home surplus
+products. And I see here it is proposed that the Municipal
+or State army of labourers should be organised as on the great
+farms in America. Mr. Hyndman alluded to what they did
+on these bonanza farms. They send men down to them twice
+a year, once to sow and once to reap. You might find if you
+had the proposed armies that the product might be increased,
+but the number of persons employed on the land, that is to
+say, the consumers on the land, would be reduced. That is
+why I have been in favour of small holdings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"As to the numbers of the agricultural labourers, those
+labourers won us the election last time, remember. What
+are you hissing at? Did you want the Conservatives to win?
+You must take people as they are. These agricultural
+labourers may be wrong, but their strongest desire is to
+become possessors of small holdings. That has been the
+aim and object of the Parish Councils Bill, which will slowly
+and quietly nationalise the land by throwing the property,
+little by little, and very quickly I think, into the hands of the
+Parish Councils, who will let it to the villagers. You will
+then get a large number of agriculturalists on the land, far
+greater than now, consuming your products. At the same
+time you would avoid their coming into the towns and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P480"></a>480}</span>
+competing with you for labour. The subject is a very lengthy
+one. As I said, you have to go into the question in all its
+absolute details. I will only tell you one other reason why
+I object to this system of making us all children in the hands
+of the State. I say it would be the greatest danger to our
+liberties. Why is the Anglo-Saxon race the master race in
+the world? Why has the Anglo-Saxon race maintained its
+liberties? It is because of that individualism, that
+self-reliance, which exists in this country. I would trust no body
+of men, not Mr. Hyndman and the leaders of the Social-Democratic
+Federation&mdash;though I make no implication
+against them&mdash;nor even a body of angels, with the power of
+destroying and ruining, at one fell blow, the entire nation.
+This unquestionably would be the case, and who would be
+able to resist it? You would have some strong and powerful
+man coming forward, supported by all the discontented, all
+the men who were not prepared to accept this wondrous
+dispensation, this dead level of equality. I say you would
+have such a man; I say the risk is too great. Mr. Hyndman
+has alluded to France. What did one great Frenchman,
+M. Guizot, say? He said: 'The evil of France is that a
+Frenchman must either be administered or an
+administrator.' What is the consequence of that feeling? They
+have no self-reliance. Every now and then they have a
+Republic, and then comes one like Napoleon, who overturns
+their Republic and seizes upon the whole thing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have almost finished now. I infinitely prefer listening
+to Mr. Hyndman to speaking myself, but I had to make some
+defence of the cause by which I stand. I do say that the
+Radical Party as at present constituted, the modern Radical
+Party, has adopted every reasonable idea of Socialism. And
+the future of this country depends upon Socialism being
+recognised within proper limits&mdash;Collectivism I would prefer
+to call it&mdash;individualism being recognised, trade unionism
+being recognised, co-operation being recognised. We must
+all give up our little separate fads and all work together in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P481"></a>481}</span>
+the cause of Democracy, the rule, the absolute rule, of the
+people, ruling for the benefit of the people."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Hyndman said in reply:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"There are just one or two points I should like to deal
+with in reply to Mr. Labouchere. To begin with I have
+listened with the greatest surprise to-night to his constant
+reference to the wage fund. Without any disrespect to him
+I say that, as a matter of fact, that figment has been
+abandoned by every political economist of any note for the last
+thirty years. It was abandoned by Mr. John Stuart Mill,
+in deference to the criticism of Long and Cairnes
+twenty-five years ago. The bottom was knocked out of it by
+Marx forty years ago. What is the wage fund, my friends?
+The wage fund is provided by the labourer himself, who,
+mark you, advances his labour to the capitalist before he
+gets a farthing of wages. There is not a man in this hall,
+however big an Individualist or Radical he may be, not a
+single working man here who goes to work from week end to
+week end that does not advance a week's labour to the
+capitalist before he gets a sixpence in return. The fact of
+the matter is that the capitalist has got in his possession the
+value, and more than the value, far more than the value paid
+as wages before he pays a sixpence of those wages. He can
+go to his banker with the product he has got out of the
+labourer and get an advance before he pays those wages.
+Practically in getting the advance he realises the product of
+his employees' labour. The fallacy of the wage fund theory
+is recognised by every economist, and I defy Mr. Labouchere
+to prove I am wrong. I will defy Mr. Labouchere to name
+an economist who upholds it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this point of Mr. Hyndman's speech Mr. Labouchere
+rose and said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I deny that there is one single economist of repute who
+questions the effect of what I said about the wage fund. The
+employer has either to provide himself with a wage fund, and
+then he is entitled to interest on his money, or he has to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P482"></a>482}</span>
+borrow it from someone else, and then he has to pay interest.
+The working-man, it is perfectly true, gives him credit for a
+week&mdash;not always, but I am taking Mr. Hyndman's
+statement&mdash;but the employer does not, I say&mdash;take the cotton
+industry&mdash;the employer does not get back his money till the
+end of the year. Consequently, whereas the working man
+gives credit for a week, the employer has to give him credit
+for fifty-one weeks. ['No, no.'] I say yes, there is no
+question about it. All that I want to point out is that you
+have to pay interest on this wage fund. Mr. Hyndman
+admits it, because he says, what does he do? He goes and
+obtains it from his banker. Does his banker give it to
+him?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To which Mr. Hyndman retorted, not ineffectually:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I say that the security has been provided by the working
+man before the capitalist is able to raise a sixpence on it,
+and that all he does is to divide up the surplus value he has
+got from the worker with the banker who has made the
+advance. There is no such thing as a wage fund, except that
+provided by the worker himself. And it is exactly the same
+with the capital. Friends and fellow-citizens, where does
+this capital come from? From the labourers themselves.
+Where can the capital come from if not from the labour of
+the workers? Did not the workers build every factory in
+this country, from its base to its topmost storey? Did
+they not put down every sleeper on the railways, and lay
+down every mile of line? I say, therefore, that this idea of
+the wage fund, which has been repudiated by John Stuart
+Mill, by Cairnes, by Mr. Alfred Marshall, by every economist
+of note, does not exist in economy, but is a figment of
+the imagination. Now, friends, as to this question of
+families fading out. Mr. Labouchere says that the death-rate
+has lowered. That is perfectly true. On the average
+the death-rate <i>has</i> lowered. But mark this. It has lowered
+principally in the well-to-do districts. The death-rate in
+St. George's, Hanover Square, is 11 per 1000; in several
+districts of Lambeth it is 66."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P483"></a>483}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere, evidently astonished, turned to the
+Chairman and said, "Is that a fact?" Some one in the
+audience shouted "Proof!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Proof you must look up in the statistics; I can't bring
+a library here with me. I say, friends, in addition to that,
+that vitality is on a lower plane. For this, again, I give as
+my authority passages quoted in Alfred Marshall's <i>Principles
+of Economics</i>, where you will find the opinions of doctors.
+I also refer you to reports of certifying surgeons for the
+factories for the year 1875 and later dates. I say that when
+I speak of families fading out, I mean that the physical and
+mental vigour and initiative of those families are crushed
+down in our great cities. I have never heard it disputed
+before; I don't think I shall hear it disputed again. If you
+ask any of the great contractors as to his supply of powerful
+navvies, he will tell you he cannot get them out of the towns.
+If you ask any of the recruiting officers he will tell you the
+lads from the cities are physically useless. You will find
+the standard of height for recruits has decreased five inches
+during the present reign, and the chest measurement in
+proportion. Consequently there is, I say, in our great cities,
+which form the bulk of the population, a constant physical
+deterioration going on, which will end in the fading-out of
+the people unless we replace this system of robbery and
+rascality and oppression that is going on at present by a
+better. I cannot stop any length of time to dispute about
+the way in which the wealth that is taken from the workers
+is divided up. It matters not to me whether it is the Royal
+Family, or the professional men, or the servants who divide
+it, or in what proportion they divide it, after it has been
+taken from the worker. That makes, I say, no difference
+whatsoever. The workers never see it again. Four per
+cent. also on £100,000,000 is forty per cent. on £10,000,000.
+How is the amount of capital reckoned? Mr. Labouchere
+knows perfectly well that a coal mine or factory which has
+cost but £40,000 will frequently be capitalised at £200,000.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P484"></a>484}</span>
+That is the way they put it in the Blue Books. I can give an
+example of a mill in Rochdale where the freehold belongs to
+the man who owns that mill, when and where every single
+charge is met in a separate category, and then, after all these
+are divided, the interest on the capital is reckoned over again
+on the whole capitalised value. I say that four per
+cent. does not represent the profits on cotton, even in these
+comparatively bad days for the cotton industry. But the mere
+fact that the profit is going down means that competition is
+cutting its own throat, that we are no longer masters of the
+markets of the world. And what does the capitalist do when
+his profits go down? He tries to make another turn of the
+screw on his labourers&mdash;and the result was the great cotton
+strike which occurred a short time ago, when, for sixteen
+weeks on end, the poor unfortunate spinners and weavers
+stood out because they would not have that amount which
+the capitalist was losing in the competitive market sweated
+out of their very bone and blood. So much for your four
+per cent. or your forty per cent. It is wrung out of the
+workers, it can come from nobody else. As to the organiser,
+what did the Roman slave-owner give to his villeins, who
+stood in the same relation to the working slaves as the
+capitalist organiser to the labouring classes to-day? He
+paid him lower remuneration because his labours were less
+exhausting. That is a positive fact. I say that if you want
+organisers who to-day are appointed by the capitalist, let
+them be appointed by the workers, who can pay them far
+better than the capitalists, because you will have all the
+capitalists' profits and all the amounts the capitalists sweat
+out of their employees' labour as well to pay with. ['Don't
+capitalists start as working men?'] Yes, and the more they
+grab, the bigger they get. As to the amount received by
+the working men as wages, Mr. Leone Levi was one of the
+most unscrupulous and lying champions of the capitalist
+class who ever wrote. He represented that the average
+wages of working men and women throughout England
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P485"></a>485}</span>
+were 32s. a week. That is a positive fact; it is on record in
+his own books. Thirty-two shillings a week! I say that
+is a deliberate lie. And that is how he made out his
+amount of 531 millions. As a matter of fact, Mr. Giffen
+and Mr. Mulhall both included in the wages of the working
+classes all those paid to domestic servants, the soldiers and
+sailors, all that is paid to your noble friends the police. I
+say that, as a matter of fact, those are not producers in the
+common sense of the word. They are simply encumbrances
+upon the industrial community. I say, further, that out of
+the amount paid in wages to the working classes, which I
+reckon at £300,000,000 to £350,000,000, not a sixpence more,
+one-fifth or one-fourth has to be paid as rent for the miserable
+dwellings the workers occupy. That is, I say, the position of
+the labouring portion of the community at the present time.
+I am told that shopkeepers are a useful class. Well, surely
+there are too many of them. You will find in one street half
+a dozen people vending the same wares. The organisation
+of any decent system of distribution would not allow such
+a state of things to continue, but would turn the unnecessary
+distributors into producers, and thus lighten the weight of
+producing on the others. Mr. Labouchere does not seem
+to understand that what we want is not money. You cannot
+eat it; you cannot be clothed with it. What you want is
+good hats, good homes, and good beefsteaks&mdash;enjoyment,
+contentment in life, comfort, and beyond all these, public
+amusements of every kind. I say that these have nothing
+whatsoever to do with money. If you want to save, you
+don't want to save money; you want to save those things
+which are necessary to the support and continuance of life.
+Mr. Labouchere seems to think that communism is unknown
+on this planet. I say that human beings far lower in the
+range of civilisation than we, with comparatively small and
+puny means of production, live far more happily, in far
+better conditions of life, than enormous proportions of our
+great city population. Where? I will tell you. I say I
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P486"></a>486}</span>
+have lived among communal tribes where, as a matter of
+fact, the conditions are as I have told you. The inhabitants
+of Polynesia, the Pueblas of New Mexico, and the people of
+other places which I have not seen, live better, considerably
+better, with all their small means of production, than the
+proletariat of our great cities, and they produce, regard
+being had to the productive powers at their command, articles
+of clothing and domestic use as remarkable in their way as
+the finest products of civilisation. More than that, all the
+great bed-rock inventions of humanity, the wheel, the
+potter's wheel, the smelting of metals, the canoe, the rudder,
+the sail, every one of these and many more, the stencil plate
+and weaving, to wit, were invented under communism and
+no human being knows who invented them. That is a
+sufficient answer to the supposition that under a Socialist
+state of society there would be no progress in the invention.
+But I am asked what the capitalists will do when the
+transformation to a co-operative commonwealth is made. They
+will go away with their capital. What is capital? Capital
+is the means and instruments of production used by a class
+to make profit out of labour. Can the capitalist roll up the
+railways and take them away in his portmanteau? Will he
+walk away with the factories in his waistcoat pocket?
+Mr. Labouchere himself sees the futility of some of this. He
+advocates the nationalisation of the railways because he
+says that they will be better administered under the State
+than to-day."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>: "No, no."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Hyndman</i>: "Why then do you want to nationalise them?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Labouchere</i>: "I very much doubt whether they would
+be better managed in the sense that they would produce
+more money than now. I hold that the roads of a country
+ought to belong essentially to the State. It is better for the
+general benefit that they should be held collectively. I do
+object to their giving preferential rates to foreigners and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P487"></a>487}</span>
+charging excessive amounts to persons sending goods a
+short distance in England. That is the reason why I
+think the railways would be better in the hands of the
+State."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Mr. Hyndman</i>: "As a matter of fact, preferential rates
+can be stopped without the nationalisation of the railways.
+Mr. Labouchere can bring in a Bill when Parliament meets
+to prevent them. Why, then, is he so Utopian as to demand
+the nationalisation of the railways? I want, however, to
+raise the discussion out of the minor points, and I say this,
+that Socialism does not mean organisation by the State
+under the control of Mr. Hyndman, or any one else, but the
+entire organisation of industry, on the highest plane of
+co-operation for the benefit of all. In that co-operative
+commonwealth competition for profit will be unknown.
+Mr. Labouchere has drawn a tremendous picture of what it will
+cost to effect the change. What does the social system cost
+you as it is going on to-day? Competition carried to its
+logical issue must engender monopolies. These monopolies
+have been given by the capitalist class to themselves in their
+capitalist House of Commons. That assembly must be
+re-constituted and turned to Social-Democratic purposes.
+But then you will lose all those clever men who will not join
+with you! Where will they go? We are stronger in France
+than in England, and stronger in Germany than in France.
+Will they go to China? That seems to me the last refuge
+of the wandering individualist, the last place on the planet
+where the individualist will be able to go. Socialism is
+gaining ground in every country in the world, and mark this,
+where the people are best educated, there we are most
+powerful. Germany is the best educated country, and
+Socialism is stronger there than in any other nation.
+Whatever city in England has a body of educated workers, there
+we make way quickly. Mr. Labouchere seems to think that
+no one will serve his fellowmen unless he is able to grab from
+them. His idea of humanity seems to me&mdash;I wish to say
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P488"></a>488}</span>
+nothing that is in the least offensive, and I will withdraw it
+at once if it is considered so."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For about a minute there was disorder so great that
+Mr. Hyndman was unable to proceed. The Chairman rose and
+appealed for quietness during the two or three minutes that
+remained to Mr. Hyndman. Silence having been restored,
+Mr. Hyndman said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I say, friends, that the representation that the men of
+intelligence, of genius, of capacity, and the like would leave
+us and go to other places means that they are not animated
+by the idea of serving their species, but simply of making
+their own fortunes. I say that mankind, as a whole, has
+higher ideals than that. I say that all the great work done
+on this planet, all the great books that have ever been
+written, all the great inventions that have ever been made,
+have not been made for money, but for something higher
+than that. I say further, that when a man has been paid
+all he requires to sustain a happy, contented, and wholesome
+life, when he has around him a people living happily with
+him, co-operating with him, when he sees that every effort
+he makes tends to the advantage of the whole community
+and to the drawback and domination of none, I say that
+then, animated with a lofty public spirit, he will place
+his whole power, his whole intelligence, his very faults, and
+his life at the disposal of the community he benefits by his
+existence."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Hyndman went on to point out that many of the
+reforms adopted by the Radicals were in reality due to
+Socialist inspiration. He instanced the eight hours day and
+the nationalisation of railways, which Mr. Labouchere had
+advocated, and concluded what must have been a stirring
+and able speech as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now I repeat, friends and fellow-citizens, that we are
+arguing for what is inevitable, that at the present moment
+the capitalist system, like the feudal system before it, and
+chattel slavery before that, heads back progress. I say
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P489"></a>489}</span>
+that now, in many directions the force of electricity, and
+various great mechanical and chemical inventions, which
+might tend to the benefit of the race are being headed back
+by low wages and vested private interests. I don't think
+anybody can deny that. It must be admitted also that
+universal commercial crises have occurred time after time
+in this century, each one worse than the one before it. Since
+the Baring crisis of 1890 there have been great financial
+difficulties, and thousands and tens of thousands of people
+have been thrown out of work. Why? Not because there
+is not plenty of wealth to be produced, but because, as a
+matter of fact, the power to produce it is taken from the
+producers altogether. I say that, whether we like it or not,
+a system of Socialism is being built up out of the facts of
+to-day. From the misery we see around us there is necessarily
+arising a glorious future, the golden age which all the
+greatest of the sons of men from Plato and Moore onward
+have desired and foreseen, an age in which wage-slavery and
+competition having ceased, men will co-operate for the
+greater advantage and enjoyment of all. Friends, that
+which the great thinkers of old saw through a glass darkly
+we see face to face. We are the inheritors of the martyrdom
+of men to the forms of production and distribution throughout
+the ages. I ask you to-night not to treat this question
+as being brought down to you from on high, but as growing
+up under your feet below. Consider it earnestly for the
+sake of the men, women, and children who are being crushed
+down in our cities, and whose lives may be rendered worthy
+and happy. Let us uplift ourselves at once from the
+question of twopenny and twopenny-halfpenny profit into a
+higher, nobler, and more glorious sphere."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. J. G. Smith, on behalf of the Socialists, wound up
+the proceedings by proposing a vote of thanks to both
+speakers. He expressed his appreciation of the "sincerity
+and honesty" with which Mr. Labouchere had met Mr. Hyndman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P490"></a>490}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Opinions will probably differ as to who really got the
+better of this encounter, nor shall I be rash enough to
+award the palm. At least Mr. Labouchere's speech shows
+the sort of way in which he approached the question. It
+shows his dislike of theory, his determination to stick to the
+concrete, and his distaste for rhetoric.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap18"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P491"></a>491}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XVIII
+<br><br>
+MR. LABOUCHERE AS A JOURNALIST
+</h3>
+
+<p class="t3">
+BY MR. R. BENNETT, EDITOR OF "TRUTH"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere went into newspaper work with all the
+best qualifications that a journalist can have, and
+with many that no other journalist has ever had a chance of
+possessing. He had an inborn gift for writing, using his
+pen by sheer force of natural impulse. He took a lively and
+unfailing interest in all the doings, sayings, and thoughts of
+his fellow creatures, while looking at all human affairs with
+critical but dispassionate detachment. His reflections, if
+not very profound, were always acute, novel, and humorous;
+and he had a method of expression, whether in speech
+or writing, peculiarly his own&mdash;pithy, witty, and
+unconventional. He was a great reader; he was at home in French,
+German, and Italian; he had acquired a smattering of the
+classics at Eton and Cambridge; and he had a retentive
+memory. When he first took up journalism he was nearly
+forty, and he had had an unrivalled experience of all phases
+of life, extending from Jerusalem to Mexico. Among other
+things, he had spent ten years as an attaché in six or eight
+different capitals; he had gambled in nearly every casino
+in Europe; he had travelled with a circus in America; he
+had run a theatre in London; he had sat in the House of
+Commons; he had dabbled in finance in the city. Add to
+all this that he had a considerable aptitude for business, as
+for most other things; lastly that he was never under any
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P492"></a>492}</span>
+obligation to write a line except to please himself; and it is
+not surprising that he made a distinguished mark in the world
+of journalism. It is perhaps not too much to say that the
+best work of his life was done as a journalist.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet he seems to have tumbled into this work quite
+accidentally, and in the most unusual fashion. He began
+as a newspaper proprietor; he subsequently became an
+editor; and he ended as a casual unpaid contributor. This
+strange inversion of the normal career of a successful journalist
+is in keeping with everything else in his life and character.
+The story of his proprietorship of the <i>Daily News</i> and of his
+association with Edmund Yates on the <i>World</i> has been told
+elsewhere in this book. His work on those papers, extending
+over seven years, had given Mr. Labouchere a useful and
+varied experience of very different classes of journalism
+when he decided, in 1876, to start a journal of his own.
+There had been no quarrel of any kind between him and
+Yates, and it was not in any spirit of antagonism to the
+proprietor of the <i>World</i> that he decided to make his own
+paper one of the same type. At that date there was rather
+a reaction against the solidity and stolidity of the older
+journalism, and out of it had sprung a class of journals
+animated by a lighter spirit, and handling both men and
+things in a free and easy style. <i>Vanity Fair</i> and the <i>World</i>
+had been very successful in this line, and their spirit appealed
+to Mr. Labouchere, who detested pretentiousness in every
+shape, and to the end of his days never ceased to regard as a
+ridiculous object the journalist who takes himself seriously.
+"What is <i>Truth</i>?" asked some successor of jesting Pilate,
+who had heard of the title proposed for the new paper.
+"Another and a better <i>World</i>," replied Labouchere; and
+the quip no doubt expressed correctly what he had in his
+mind. The spirit in which he proposed to endow London
+with a new journal is perhaps even better shown in the title
+originally projected for this organ, which was, not "Truth,"
+but "The Lyre." It was in deference to the opinion of
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P493"></a>493}</span>
+Horace Voules that Mr. Labouchere consented to abandon
+"The Lyre" in favour of "Truth." Voules's business
+instinct, which was highly developed, warned him that it is
+better to assume a virtue if you have it not. No doubt he
+was right. Nobody, so far as I know, has yet had the
+courage to start a paper called "The Lyre," but Mr. Labouchere
+would have done it had he been left to himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The mention of Voules reminds one that Mr. Labouchere's
+first step when he had decided upon his new venture
+was to find a competent practical journalist to undertake the
+"donkey work." In a lucky moment he fell upon Horace
+St. George Voules, who eventually became his <i>alter ego</i> in
+<i>Truth</i> office. Horace Voules himself was a man of very
+remarkable personality and abilities. He was the son of a
+well-known solicitor at Windsor, who, by a strange freak of
+fortune, was the local Tory election agent, and as such had
+been instrumental in unseating Mr. Labouchere when he
+was returned for that borough. While still only a boy Voules
+had formed an ambition to become a journalist, and, by way
+of beginning at the beginning, had entered the great printing
+and publishing house of Cassell, Fetter, and Galpin as a
+printer's apprentice. He made his way upward with
+extraordinary ability, and the partners formed such a high opinion
+of him that when, in 1868, they started the <i>Echo</i>&mdash;the first
+London halfpenny paper&mdash;they put Voules in as business
+manager. He was then only four-and-twenty. He continued
+to manage the <i>Echo</i> with remarkable success till the
+summer of 1876, when it was acquired by the late Mr. Passmore
+Edwards, and Voules resigned. He went away to take
+a holiday, and a few weeks later received a letter from
+Mr. Labouchere asking him to come and see him. This was the
+beginning of an intimate association which lasted till Voules's
+death in 1909. An agreement was entered into under which
+Voules was to be "manager" of <i>Truth</i> at a very modest salary,
+though with a percentage of the profits which ultimately
+proved very valuable; and this agreement was the only one
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P494"></a>494}</span>
+ever concluded between the proprietor and his second-in-command,
+although for the last twenty-five years of Voules's
+life the whole editorial and financial control of the paper was
+in his hands alone. Another point of interest is that to meet
+the expenses of the new paper Mr. Labouchere opened a
+special account with his bankers and paid into it the sum of
+£1000. Some time later, when the growth of the business
+necessitated more capital, this sum was increased to £1500;
+but for the first few years £1000 was the whole of the capital
+that Mr. Labouchere invested in his venture, and practically
+it was never touched; that is to say, the account which he
+opened in 1876 with that credit remained with at least that
+amount to its credit until he sold the paper in 1910. From
+those details it may be gathered that neither the proprietor
+nor his manager regarded themselves as entering upon an
+enterprise of any great pith or moment, or imagined that
+they were founding a journal which would become famous
+over the whole world. It certainly did not occur to Horace
+Voules, then an ambitious and remarkably successful young
+man of thirty-two, that in becoming "manager" of this
+undertaking at £600 a year he was taking a position that
+would occupy him for the rest of his days.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In such circumstances the first number of <i>Truth</i> made its
+appearance in the first week of 1877. It was a decided success,
+as success in that class of journals was reckoned at that date,
+though the sale of the first number was only a fraction of the
+figures reached fifteen or twenty years later. What was of
+more consequence, and perhaps more surprising, the second
+and following numbers were equally successful; for the
+production of a new journal is rather like the production of a
+new play&mdash;a full and enthusiastic house on the first night
+does not necessarily mean a long run. Horace Voules was
+fond of boasting that <i>Truth</i> had paid its way from the first,
+and some of the credit of that result was undoubtedly due
+to his great business abilities. Mr. Labouchere had not
+gone into the venture with any idea of making money.
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P495"></a>495}</span>
+He knew the history of the early difficulties of the <i>World</i>,
+which have been referred to in an earlier chapter of this
+volume, and it was probably an agreeable surprise to him
+that he was not called upon to meet a loss on the first few
+months' working of <i>Truth</i>. In an interview which appeared
+in one of the monthly magazines a few years ago, Voules
+described the scepticism with which his chief received the
+balance-sheet presented to him at the end of the first six
+months. It appeared to Labouchere too good to be true,
+and he exercised his ingenuity in attempts to demolish it.
+In later years his attitude towards balance-sheets was very
+different.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The combination of Labouchere and Voules was a very
+powerful one. Few newspapers have ever had a more
+remarkable pair of brains and personalities behind them&mdash;the
+one acute, ready-witted, audacious, irresponsible, intent
+only upon amusing himself and amusing his readers; the
+other long-headed, business-like, strenuous, and pushful,
+intent only upon making money. The time came when <i>Truth</i>
+owed everything to the guidance and inspiration of Horace
+Voules; but at the start it was Mr. Labouchere who made the
+paper. This can easily be seen on looking back to the files
+of the journal during the first two or three years of its
+existence. There was nothing very striking or sensational in the
+matter of its contents; in form and substance it did not differ
+materially from the journals of the same class that had
+preceded and followed it. But the hand and spirit of Labouchere
+were all over it, and gave it a character and individuality
+which were bound to make the fortune of any journal. His
+literary activity at this period was amazing. As Voules used
+to say, he was exactly like a child with a new toy; and after
+playing with many toys he had found the one which exactly
+suited him, for the handling of a pen was his greatest joy.
+"He would have written the whole paper if he could," said
+Voules. In point of fact for a time he did write a
+considerable part of it every week. He poured out amusing
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P496"></a>496}</span>
+paragraphic commentaries on every subject of the moment
+that interested him, and flooded the paper with droll
+reminiscences of his own adventures and the innumerable
+distinguished people whom he had met in all parts of the world.
+He "did" the dramatic criticism, and he never did anything
+better; in this owing much, no doubt, to his personal
+experience as a theatrical manager. He wrote every week a
+"City" article&mdash;a very unconventional kind of City article,
+quite unlike any product of financial journalism before or
+since. It broke out occasionally in the most unexpected
+directions; for example, one finds an irresistibly comic
+account of his experiences among brigands in Mexico cropping
+up in a survey of the financial position of that country.
+Starting on another occasion to discuss the merits of
+Greek stocks, he lapses into a disquisition upon the character
+of the modern Greeks, especially the peasantry, illuminated
+by reminiscences of his travels in their country. One of the
+funniest things he ever wrote&mdash;a detailed account of his
+journey through the Holy Land with the Rev. J. M. Bellew&mdash;made
+its appearance as an integral part of a critique of some
+new play. The connecting link between the two things was
+that Mr. Bellew's son, the late Mr. Kyrle Bellew, had made
+his debut on that first night. It is only when a man writes
+for his own paper that he can do this sort of thing; what
+would be the emotions of any normal editor on receiving from
+his dramatic critic a three-column narrative of a journey in
+Palestine as part of a notice of Mr. Bernard Shaw's last
+masterpiece! It was the spontaneity, this unexpectedness,
+the evident absence of all premeditation or effort, as well as
+a sort of irresponsible indifference to the ostensible business
+of the moment, that gave such a piquancy to Mr. Labouchere's
+writing, as it did to his conversation. It was
+something quite new in journalism, and it remains to this
+moment absolutely unique.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another characteristic of Mr. Labouchere's which gave a
+peculiar flavour to <i>Truth</i> was his frankness and disregard for
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P497"></a>497}</span>
+the <i>convenances</i> in speaking about his contemporaries. He
+had no taste for mere tittle-tattle and scandal-mongering in
+print. Prying into the private life of well-known people
+was rather a weakness of the "society journals" of the day,
+among which <i>Truth</i> was classed, and Mr. Labouchere never
+favoured it. But it must be admitted that in private
+conversation he was an inveterate gossip, always well-posted
+in whatever talk was current to the discredit of anybody
+sufficiently known to be talked about; and when he found
+occasion to speak about any person in print, all that he knew
+about that person was apt to come out, with precisely the
+same unconventional frankness that distinguished his own
+personal confessions. Added to this he was not only
+contemptuous of pretence, sham, and humbug in every shape,
+hating "snobbism" in its widest sense as heartily as Thackeray
+himself, but he was hopelessly devoid of the spirit of
+reverence, even in regard to matters that usually receive
+reverence on their merits. Nothing was sacred to him.
+He seemed to discover instinctively the seamy side of what
+other people admire, and to find a delight in calling attention
+to it; and this mischievous habit of mind displayed itself
+in his handling of men as well as things. Introduced into
+journalism, and fortified with an extensive knowledge of life
+picked up in the diplomatic service, the theatrical world and
+the city, and in the ordinary social intercourse of a man of
+good family related on all sides to distinguished people,
+Mr. Labouchere's natural bent of mind and freedom of speech
+led to the embellishment of <i>Truth</i> almost every week with
+candid observations upon contemporary personages, which
+might be open to criticism on the score of taste, but which
+made extremely entertaining reading.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Inevitably his pen got him into trouble. The only
+wonder is that the trouble was not more serious, and for
+this it may be safely assumed that Mr. Labouchere was much
+indebted to Mr. Horace Voules. After a very few weeks
+working together, the two men became very intimate friends,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P498"></a>498}</span>
+and Mr. Labouchere, who rarely erred in his reading of men,
+acquired a great respect for Voules's judgment, so much so
+that, in characteristic fashion, he speedily turned over to his
+friend all sorts of business quite unrelated to <i>Truth</i>. Voules
+himself was essentially a fighting man, as he showed when he
+obtained control of <i>Truth</i>, but he had the mind of a lawyer
+as well as a man of business, and he had&mdash;though it may
+sound paradoxical&mdash;a much greater interest in the profit
+of the paper than the proprietor himself. From the first,
+although nominally only concerned with the commercial side
+of <i>Truth</i>, he read in proof every line of the paper, and he was
+not the man to allow the proprietor or anybody else to tumble
+accidentally into an indefensible libel action. He used to
+say that he had often saved his chief from that fate, and no
+one who knew them both would doubt him. Another thing
+which often saved Mr. Labouchere was his invariable
+readiness to apologise to anybody whom he had unintentionally
+annoyed or injured. He did so on many occasions in the
+early years of <i>Truth</i>, and he would always do it if he was
+approached in the right way. Not only this, but if he was
+once persuaded that he had been too hard on a man, or that
+what he had intended as mere play had seriously wounded
+the subject of his playfulness, he would often try afterwards
+to make amends. In more than one instance he became
+quite friendly with people whom he had more or less insulted
+before he knew them. For better or worse, it was one of the
+cardinal traits of Mr. Labouchere's character that he was
+incapable of strong emotion, and, among others, of personal
+malice. In one or two instances he conceived rather strong
+antipathies to individuals&mdash;not without reason&mdash;but it was
+entirely foreign to his nature to hurt a man for the sake of
+hurting him; and a most remarkable thing about him was
+that while he would strenuously attack a man's conduct or
+ridicule unmercifully his speech or actions, he was quite
+capable of meeting the same man in a perfectly friendly
+spirit, and discussing what had been done on one side and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P499"></a>499}</span>
+said on the other, not only without heat, but with a sincere
+sympathy for the victim of his pen. This trait was essential
+in his character&mdash;a result of that philosophic interest in his
+fellow creatures which caused him to look at all of them alike
+without any conventional bias in favour of one mode of life
+or action rather than another. If he had encountered a
+burglar in his house already loaded with valuables, his first
+impulse would have been, not to call the police, but to engage
+the intruder in conversation, and to learn from him something
+of the habits of burglars, the latest and most scientific
+methods of burgling, the average profits of the business, and
+so forth. He would have been delighted to assist his new
+acquaintance with suggestions for his future guidance in his
+profession, and to point out to him how he might have
+avoided the mistake which had on this occasion led to his
+being caught in the act. In all this he would not by any
+means have lost sight of his property; on the contrary, the
+whole force of his intellect would have been surreptitiously
+occupied with the problem of recovering it with the least
+amount of inconvenience to his friend and himself. He
+would have manœuvred to bring off a deal. If by sweet
+reasonableness he could have persuaded the burglar to give
+up the "swag," he would have been delighted to hand him
+a sovereign or two, cheer him with refreshment, shake hands,
+and wish him better luck next time; and he would have
+related the whole story in the next week's <i>Truth</i> with infinite
+humour and profound satisfaction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This is scarcely an effort of imagination. Something
+very similar happened in <i>Truth</i> office in the 'nineties long
+after Mr. Labouchere had ceased to take any active interest
+in his paper. A money-lender who had been severely, but
+not unjustly, handled in <i>Truth</i>, insisted upon seeing
+Mr. Labouchere personally. By that time Horace Voules was
+the only person who ever saw anybody who had business
+with the editor, but he happened to be away, and Labouchere
+consented to see the man. The money-lender arrived in a
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P500"></a>500}</span>
+most truculent mood; but he was quickly disarmed by
+Labouchere's ignorance&mdash;perfectly genuine&mdash;of the nature of
+his grievance, and beguiled into telling his story with artless
+confidence. What threatened at first to be a heated wrangle
+developed into a friendly interchange of views, in which
+Mr. Labouchere, showing a keen scientific interest in
+money-lending operations, explained to his visitor exactly where he
+was at fault in the management of his business, and gave
+him a few practical hints which might assist him to make
+larger profits without exposing himself to unfavourable
+remark. The man seemed extremely pleased with the valuable
+advice he received, and it was his own fault if he did not
+depart very much the wiser for the interview. When
+Mr. Labouchere was writing at large in the early days of <i>Truth</i>,
+he made a great many people extremely angry, and some
+never forgave him. But to be angry with him if you met him
+face to face was only possible for the very stupid. Some
+few years ago the late Mr. John Kensit made an unsuccessful
+application to the High Court to commit the proprietor of
+<i>Truth</i> for contempt. Considering all that had been said
+about him in the paper, he had considerable ground for not
+loving its proprietor, even if he had been aware, which he
+was not, that Mr. Labouchere had never had a hand in what
+had been said about him. But they sat next to one another
+in the well of the court during the hearing of the motion,
+and by the time the case was on they were chatting and
+laughing together like old friends. "Good-bye, Mr. Labouchere,
+said the Protestant champion at the end of the proceedings.
+"This has been quite a pleasant meeting." "I hope you
+have enjoyed it as much as I have," answered Labby.
+"I am sorry that you have got to pay for it." And they
+shook hands affectionately.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the other hand, Mr. Labouchere had a certain
+combativeness of disposition, and he was from the first bent
+upon using <i>Truth</i> for the exposure of abuses and frauds on the
+public. Consequently, in a certain number of cases he
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P501"></a>501}</span>
+deliberately laid himself out to attack individuals, regardless
+of the penalties of the law of libel. His journal had not been
+in existence many months before an action was commenced
+by Mr. Robertson, the manager of the Royal Aquarium at
+Westminster. Mr. Labouchere was a director of the company
+owning that place, and he wrote very fully and frankly
+about its affairs in <i>Truth</i>&mdash;in particular a humorous account
+in his best manner, of an altercation between Robertson
+and himself in the fair at Boulogne. The circumstances of
+the action are of no interest now; but the case is memorable
+as the first of the long series of libel actions that <i>Truth</i> has
+successfully defended in the course of its existence, and further
+as the occasion of one of the earliest forensic successes of
+Charles Russell, afterwards Lord Russell of Killowen, and
+an intimate friend of Mr. Labouchere's for the rest of his life.
+Russell had not at that time taken silk, and was little known,
+but Mr. George Lewis (as he then was) and Mr. Labouchere
+had sufficient confidences in his abilities to brief him without
+a leader, and the experiment was fully justified by the result.
+The next legal proceeding in which Mr. Labouchere involved
+himself was a <i>cause célèbre</i> of the first dimensions&mdash;his
+prosecution by the proprietor of the <i>Daily Telegraph</i> on account
+of a series of persistent and, it must be confessed, somewhat
+vicious attacks upon the management of that journal.
+Mr. Labouchere elected to defend himself, and he has rarely
+acquitted himself in public with more address than he did
+on that occasion, though he had a good deal of useful
+assistance from the late Lord Justice Bowen, then a stuff
+gowns-man, who was briefed for the printers of the paper. There
+is no occasion at this date to revive other circumstances of
+this personal encounter between two eminent representatives
+of journalism. The jury disagreed, the case was not brought
+to trial again, and the hatchet was buried. Mr. Labouchere
+was released on his own recognisances, and many years later
+he used to be fond of explaining that he was still in that
+condition. Apparently he remained in it till his death.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P502"></a>502}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One other libel case of Mr. Labouchere's early journalistic
+days may be recalled for the sake of the very characteristic
+accident out of which it arose. Mr. Labouchere had written
+something extremely dangerous. Voules noted it on the
+proof, and after a consultation between them Mr. Labouchere
+agreed to take the passage out. He accordingly drew his
+pen through two or three of the incriminating lines, or
+rather he attempted to do so; but his pen always worked in
+rather an erratic way, and the marks he made on the proof
+were as much under the words as through them. The
+consequence was that the printer misunderstood the intention,
+and the libellous passage which had alarmed Voules not only
+appeared in the paper, but appeared with the additional
+emphasis of italics! This was one of the accidents which had
+to be repaired with an apology, though this did not prevent
+the issue of a writ. If any other actions for libel were
+commenced in the early years of Mr. Labouchere's editorship
+they did not lead to serious fighting, and there was nothing
+in them worth recalling now. But he certainly contrived
+in the course of three or four years to give his paper a great
+reputation for courageous plain speaking, and to convey the
+impression that its proprietor was a dangerous man to fall
+foul of, and a difficult man to tackle successfully.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As for his work as an editor during that time, he seems to
+have taken it very easily after the first few weeks. "I will
+give him six months," Edmund Yates was reported to have
+said when his friend was beginning with such a big splash;
+and the thought was not begotten of a wish, but of Yates's
+knowledge of his late contributor. The fatal weakness of
+Mr. Labouchere's character&mdash;certainly during the second
+forty years of his life, and probably during the first forty&mdash;was
+incapacity for sustained effort. He quickly grew tired
+of everything he took in hand, and he hated drudgery and
+routine work. Horace Voules used to relate his amazement
+at the zest with which his chief, at the first start, threw
+himself into the work of reading copy and proofs, and criticising
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P503"></a>503}</span>
+and planning improvements in the paper when it was
+produced; and his equal amazement at the process by which
+such editorial functions were one by one delegated to the
+so-called "manager," never again to be resumed. The
+same story is told by others who were familiar with the
+inside of <i>Truth</i> office during its early days. From the first
+Voules's position was that of an assistant-editor, and in
+the course of a year or two he became very much more of an
+editor than an assistant, while the editor lapsed into the
+position of an adviser and an indefatigable contributor. It
+must have been in 1878 or 1879 that Voules went away for
+a holiday on the Continent, and received a letter in which
+Mr. Labouchere informed him that there was very little
+going on, and added, "I do not think I shall bring the paper
+out next week." Voules believed him to be perfectly capable
+of this enormity, and the mere thought of it filled him
+with such dismay that he came back to London by the next
+train. "You need not have worried yourself so about it,"
+said Mr. Labouchere when his colleague reached the office.
+"Probably I should have brought the paper out all right." But,
+unlike his employer, Voules was very given to worrying
+himself, and this incident worried him so much that he never
+left the proprietor in charge of his own paper again. At
+holiday times he used always to take a house within easy
+reach of London, and it is a fact that for fourteen or fifteen
+years, until he had his first bad illness, he never missed seeing
+<i>Truth</i> to press himself. This little incident, so very
+characteristic of Mr. Labouchere, at least serves to justify the
+observation that he soon learned to take his editorial functions
+lightly; and it shows the waning of the zest with which
+he had taken up the "new toy" a year or two previously.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Until the general election of 1880, Mr. Labouchere
+remained regular in his attendance at the office, and actively
+interested in the affairs of his journal if his principal work
+for it was purely literary. But after he was returned for
+Northampton and began to make a figure in Parliament, which
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P504"></a>504}</span>
+he did almost from the first, <i>Truth</i> began to have a secondary
+place in his affections. In the course of the next year or two
+he seems to have gradually relinquished the entire editorial
+control into Voules's hands. He ceased to supply dramatic
+criticism, and to write with any regularity on city matters.
+On the other hand, he naturally began to write regularly on
+politics, which up to that time he had done only now and then
+and without expressing any strong opinions. At that date
+the connection between the Press and Parliament was much
+less intimate than it has since become. The journalistic
+M.P., so familiar a figure in recent years, was virtually
+unknown. There were only two or three newspaper
+proprietors in the House of Commons; none in the House of
+Lords. The descriptive reporter had not yet made his
+appearance in the Press Gallery; the gentlemen there were
+shorthand writers only. The Lobby correspondent had not
+risen to that public importance for which he was destined.
+Mr. Labouchere consequently had the field very much to
+himself as a parliamentary journalist. Perhaps he did not
+make as much use of the opportunity as he would have done
+three or four years earlier, when journalism for its own sake
+had such a hold upon his affections. He was always
+extremely averse to using his parliamentary position for the
+advantage of his own paper; indeed, so far did he carry this
+feeling that in later years when any matter was under
+ventilation in <i>Truth</i>, which naturally furnished matter for
+the interrogation of a Minister, it was most difficult to obtain
+his assistance, and quite impossible to persuade him to ask
+a question himself. If he consented to give his help, he
+nearly always got a friend to put the question down. From
+first to last&mdash;to the intense annoyance of Horace Voules&mdash;his
+disposition was always to use his own journal as an aid
+to his schemes and ambitions in Parliament, never his
+parliamentary position for the advantage of his journal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nevertheless, the reputation that he speedily made for
+himself in the House of Commons, his novel and individual
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P505"></a>505}</span>
+style of handling politics and politicians&mdash;friends and foes
+alike&mdash;and the audacity of the opinions which he was
+always delivering with an air "that was childlike and bland,"
+necessarily had their effect upon the paper that he owned
+and wrote for. As the organ of a rising M.P., constantly
+before the public, and a mouthpiece of advanced Radicalism,
+<i>Truth</i> gained more than it lost by the cessation of
+Mr. Labouchere's exuberant literary activity. The circulation
+of the paper, which had not increased to any great extent
+between 1877 and 1880, now began to display considerable
+buoyancy. At the same time Horace Voules was beginning
+to make his hand felt. He enlisted many useful recruits to
+fill the space left vacant by Mr. Labouchere. In particular
+he developed the paper on the financial side, having a strong
+fancy, as well as great aptitude, for that line of journalism.
+In fact he may be considered a pioneer in it, for at that time
+there was not a single financial daily paper in London, and
+the financial articles in the general daily Press were framed
+in a very bald and perfunctory style. With the assistance
+of Mr. L. Brousson, who wrote for <i>Truth</i> with most valuable
+results for nearly twenty years under the pseudonym of
+"Moses Moss," Voules made the paper as strong in finance
+as Mr. Labouchere made it in politics, and very much more
+popular. Voules was a man of great enterprise, courage, and
+resource, a sound judge of "what the public wants," and at
+the same time a born fighter. He wrote little himself, but
+he had a good eye for literary ability in others&mdash;at any rate
+the kind of ability that he needed for his own purpose.
+Following up the lead which Mr. Labouchere had given in
+attacking frauds and abuses, he made during the 'eighties
+several big journalistic coups by the exposure of financial
+swindles. From this he passed on to the fertile field of
+charity. By this time he had got together a fairly complete
+and competent staff for dealing with such matters. He made
+a thorough investigation of every subject he dealt with. He
+interviewed witnesses himself; he inspired every line that
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P506"></a>506}</span>
+was written for publication. Thus fortified, he threw down
+the gauntlet to one swindler after another. Many were
+routed and driven out of the field by the mere force of the
+case made against them in <i>Truth</i>. Others, who defended
+themselves by proceedings for libel, were met and overthrown
+one after another in the Law Courts. The story of all these
+personal encounters, which lasted almost continuously for
+ten or twelve years, would fill a volume&mdash;and a volume
+without any parallel in the history of journalism. The work
+ended only because there was no more to be done. There
+was no game left worth powder and shot. Horace Voules
+had simply cleared out this particular field. Nor was his
+activity confined to any one field. The public
+services&mdash;particularly the Army&mdash;the Church, the administration of
+justice, especially by justices of the peace, and indeed almost
+every sphere of human activity where there was any wrong
+or misconduct that required castigation, brought perennial
+supplies of grist to the journalistic mill over which Horace
+Voules ruled in Carteret Street.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus it came about that towards the end of the last
+century <i>Truth</i> had become a journal with a unique record,
+an influence that was felt&mdash;mostly for good&mdash;all over the
+English-speaking world, and incidentally a very valuable
+property. Before the end of the 'eighties it must have begun
+to yield Mr. Labouchere&mdash;a rich man independently of it&mdash;a
+larger income than would have sufficed for all his
+requirements, which were never extravagant. The attitude of the
+parent towards his bantling, which had grown in such an
+unexpected fashion, was very much like his attitude towards
+everything else that happened to him in life. If he took any
+pride in his offspring, he did not manifest it openly; in a
+general way he betrayed no concern in its performances.
+When he visited the office, which he usually did for an hour
+or two on Monday and Tuesday mornings on his way to the
+House of Commons, it was only to correct the proofs of his
+own contributions&mdash;by this time almost entirely confined
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P507"></a>507}</span>
+to politics, except when he went abroad in the autumn&mdash;to
+consume a frugal lunch, and to chat about anything but the
+business of his paper with anybody whom he could find to
+talk to.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A personal reminiscence of this period will show how
+strangely uninterested he was in the affairs of the paper which
+he was supposed by the public to direct. In the spring of
+1893, Horace Voules had a bad illness, the first of many, and
+as he kept the whole business of the office in his hands the
+situation was rather serious. I went down to see him at
+Brighton, where he lived for the last twenty years of his life,
+and heard from his doctor that if he ever came back at all it
+could not be for many weeks. On returning to town I went
+straight to the House of Commons and reported this alarming
+intelligence to Mr. Labouchere. If I had reported it to
+the Speaker he could not have manifested less concern.
+What chiefly interested Mr. Labouchere was the nature and
+treatment of Voules's ailment; he was always prepared to
+give advice, publicly or privately, on the preservation of
+health. "You know Voules eats a great deal too much," he
+said, which was no doubt true. "His doctor should do so and
+so. I will write to him at once." I suggested to him that
+it might be more useful if he would write something for <i>Truth</i>,
+as we had not an editorial article in sight for next week.
+"You can do very well for once without an article, can't
+you?" was the staggering reply. I endeavoured to convey
+to him that there was a great deal of work at the office which
+somebody would have to do in Voules's absence, among
+other things about fifty letters a day requiring to be attended
+to. "I should not bother myself about answering letters
+if I were you," said my employer. This did not surprise
+me so much, for I had previously heard from Voules of our
+proprietor's golden rule for dealing with correspondence: "I
+never knew a letter yet, Voules, which would not answer
+itself if you left it alone for two months." It did not take
+many minutes' conversation to show that the editor was
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P508"></a>508}</span>
+quite the last person from whom any assistance was likely to
+be obtained in carrying on the paper in the emergency that
+had arisen; at the same time I remember that we had a very
+interesting talk about the Home Rule Bill before I left him.
+I wondered afterwards what he would have said if I had
+written to him in his own words to Voules, "I don't think I
+shall bring the paper out next week." Probably it would
+not have disturbed him seriously. It should be added that
+he did write to Voules as he had promised&mdash;a very kind,
+sympathetic letter, in which he begged Voules above all
+things not to hurry back, and assured him that everything
+would go on all right in his absence. I forget whether he
+said that he would see to that, but it is quite possible that he
+did. It is a fact that the following week&mdash;the first in which
+Voules had been absent for about fifteen years&mdash;Mr. Labouchere
+also omitted his customary visit to the office on a
+Monday morning. I suppose he thought that as Voules was
+away I should not have much time to talk to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To those who were behind the scenes there was something
+ludicrous and something supremely "Laboucherean" in the
+contrast between this airy indifference to the fortunes of his
+journal, and the public conception of the proprietor as an
+indefatigable editor personally inspiring and directing all its
+performances. Possibly it amused Mr. Labouchere himself,
+but far more probably he never gave it a thought, for nothing
+in his life that appeared to other people abnormal ever
+presented itself in that light to him. To any one who knows
+the <i>laissez-aller</i> spirit in which he treated every affair of life,
+it cannot cause the slightest surprise that he allowed himself
+to drift into a position which was, on the face of it, somewhat
+equivocal. The best evidence of the view that he himself
+took of this anomalous position is afforded by the way it
+came to an end. Horace Voules chafed for a long time under
+his own relation to the titular editor, and it is really more
+difficult to understand his long acceptance of this position
+than Mr. Labouchere's failure to do anything towards
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P509"></a>509}</span>
+altering it. The explanation in his case, no doubt, is that
+with the growth of the profits of the business he gradually
+came into a very handsome income, and he was a man who
+valued this a good deal more than personal glory. But he
+certainly felt aggrieved, as most men would, that so much of
+the credit of his work should go to another, and what
+perhaps annoyed him more was Mr. Labouchere's characteristic
+indifference to everything that was done in his name. Out
+of this there grew up a coolness between them, and at last
+Voules openly kicked. The moment the question of the
+editorship was raised in this way, Mr. Labouchere instantly
+conceded it, as Voules might have known he would. "My
+dear Voules," he said, in mild surprise. "<i>I</i> don't want to be
+the editor. You can call yourself the editor if you like." In
+his own mind he probably said, "If you attach any value
+to such an absurd trifle, why, in the name of wonder, did
+you not say so before?" In this characteristic fashion,
+Mr. Labouchere divested himself of the last rags of editorship.
+Voules recounted the conversation to me immediately after
+it took place. I cannot fix the date precisely, but it was
+probably in 1897 or 1898.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There remains little to be related of Mr. Labouchere's
+career as a journalist. But it may assist the comprehension
+of what appears difficult to understand, in his relation to the
+real editorship of his paper during so many years, to refer
+to what passed between him and Voules on a lamentable
+occasion in 1902. At that time certain unfortunate
+circumstances had come to light which made it impossible that
+Mr. Brousson should remain on the staff of <i>Truth</i>, or that
+Horace Voules should continue in the formal position of
+editor; I trust I may be forgiven for referring in mere detail
+to the indiscretion of an old and dear friend and the sad end
+of a brilliant career. Mr. Labouchere, to whom the situation
+must have been as painful as to anybody, took counsel with
+Sir George Lewis, as a friend of both parties, and between
+them they excogitated an announcement for publication to
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P510"></a>510}</span>
+the effect that Mr. Voules had resigned the editorship of
+<i>Truth</i>, but would remain associated with the paper. It was
+the least that could have been announced under the
+circumstances, but naturally poor Voules fought hard against it,
+and a warm debate took place at Sir George Lewis's office.
+Voules wanted to know who was to be appointed editor, and
+in what capacity he himself was to be "associated with the
+paper." He declined to submit to the humiliation of having
+to serve under one of his own subordinates. Mr. Labouchere
+told him that he did not see the necessity of appointing
+another editor. "You can't seriously propose that the paper
+is to be carried on without an editor," said Voules. "My
+dear Voules," replied the proprietor, "I have now been
+connected with newspapers over forty years, and I have never
+yet discovered what an editor is. If you like, I will resume
+the editorship, but it seems to me quite unnecessary." So
+little did Voules understand his old friend even at that
+date that he came to me at the end of the interview in a
+terrible state of agitation, convinced that Labouchere was
+playing with him, and that he and I were to change places.
+Labouchere was, of course, perfectly serious, and for the
+next seven years <i>Truth</i> remained without an editor. I
+suppose that in all his life Mr. Labouchere never did a more
+extraordinary thing than this, judging by what would be
+considered ordinary conduct for a man in his position in such
+a case. Yet surely the extraordinary course which he took
+is an example of the way in which his habit of looking at
+the essential things in life, and snapping his fingers at
+conventions and traditions, guided him to the best possible
+solution of a serious difficulty. He regarded it as essential
+that Voules should not be formally and officially the man
+in control of the paper. He regarded it as equally
+essential&mdash;but how few would have done so!&mdash;that the man who had
+served him so well and honourably for five-and-twenty
+years should not be cast out to end his days in disgrace. So
+he said: "I will have no editor in future. I see no necessity
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P511"></a>511}</span>
+for it. Manage as best you can without one!" Is not this
+really a stroke of genius, seeing that it is a solution of the
+difficulty that no one else would ever have dreamed of, that
+it is so perfectly simple, and that it effected everything that
+was really necessary? It also becomes easier, I think, after
+this to understand how Mr. Labouchere had previously
+allowed his paper to go on for about seventeen years under
+the editorship of its business "manager" without suspecting
+that there was anything anomalous in this arrangement until
+his manager surprised him by protesting against it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I feel that I cannot close this narrative of Mr. Labouchere's
+relations with <i>Truth</i> without a reference to the
+termination of his sole proprietorship of that journal, for it
+was very characteristic of him. Slight as was the interest
+that he evinced in his property in his later years, he never
+seemed desirous of parting with it, naming a prohibitive price
+when any one offered to buy it, as many did, including
+Horace Voules. When, after poor Voules's death in 1909,
+I myself pressed him to turn his proprietorship into a
+company, he politely but firmly declined, observing that he
+distrusted boards, and had always believed in finding a man
+who can manage your business for you and leaving him to do
+it. Undoubtedly that was the principle on which he had
+conducted many of his affairs. But in the end I ventured to
+suggest to him that it would be a great kindness to me and
+other members of his staff, who had been connected with
+the paper for many years, if he could see his way to put the
+proprietorship on a permanent footing, and save us from the
+possible results of a sale of the paper to the first bidder in
+the event of his predeceasing us. His response was
+instantaneous and most sympathetic. He practically offered me
+an option on the paper at half the price he had asked Voules
+a few years previously, and interested himself warmly in
+explaining to me how I was to turn this opportunity to the
+best advantage. When the proposed deal did not promise to
+come off very speedily, he finally said that he would waive
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P512"></a>512}</span>
+his objections to converting himself into a mere shareholder,
+and leave us to form a company, taking from him or placing
+with others such shares as we could. So ended Mr. Labouchere's
+proprietorship of <i>Truth</i>&mdash;in an act of pure kindness of
+heart. It is an exact parallel to his easy-going abdication
+of the editorship at the first hint from Voules that the
+existing position was rather hard on him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere was a man of most extraordinary character.
+"He was an extraordinary person!" is the exclamation
+that one has heard a hundred times rising involuntarily
+to the lips of those who knew him well. The story of his
+connection with journalism is an extraordinary one, but as
+loosely sketched in the foregoing reminiscences it can give
+but an inadequate impression of what was most remarkable
+about him. This would be equally true of any mere narrative
+of the events of his career, or any collection of his
+disjointed utterances. In writing of him one is always in
+danger of conveying the impression that he was a mere
+eccentric or freak. In reality he was something very much
+more. Among other things he was one of the most prolific
+and spontaneous writers that ever lived, and everything that
+he wrote, however trivial the subject, bore some mark of
+his own unique personality. His love of his pen was perhaps
+his most vital characteristic; it resembled, indeed, his love of
+his cigarette, and the two affections always came into play
+simultaneously. He would take up a pen anywhere, and
+commit his thoughts to paper without regard to external
+circumstances&mdash;during a debate in the House of Commons,
+during a children's party in Old Palace Yard, in a public
+room of an hotel. When abroad on his holidays he used to
+write contributions to <i>Truth</i> as regularly as if he were under
+contract to supply so much copy each week&mdash;evidently
+writing purely as a pleasure. Probably Mr. Labouchere is
+the only man who ever wrote for publication, systematically
+and voluminously, without ever being paid for what he
+wrote. Indirectly, of course, as the proprietor of <i>Truth</i>,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P513"></a>513}</span>
+he profited by his contributions to his own paper; but
+nobody who knew him will suppose that this consideration
+ever presented itself to him as a motive for exertion. Neither
+was he actuated by that common weakness, love of seeing
+himself in print. On the contrary, what became of anything
+he wrote after he had produced it was a matter of profound
+indifference to him. "I am the only person, I believe, on
+the Press," he wrote in his later days, in answer to an apology
+for consigning to oblivion a rather long-winded article
+forwarded from Florence, "who does not care in the least
+whether his lucubrations do or do not appear in print." He
+wrote to me many times in the same strain, and it was
+no doubt literally true. Frequently he would write an
+article and omit to post it; sometimes he mislaid it
+permanently, sometimes he accidentally destroyed it. Sometimes
+he would send a second edition of an article already received
+and printed, explaining that he could not remember whether
+he had posted the first edition or torn it up by mistake.
+From long experience of him, I doubt whether he ever looked
+at anything he had written after it was printed and
+published, unless some accidental circumstance gave him
+occasion to refer to it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+No man who ever wrote more strikingly exemplified the
+aphorism "<i>le style c'est l'homme</i>." His style was entirely
+his own&mdash;a pure, spontaneous growth, neither derived from
+reading, nor formed by conscious effort. It reflected as
+vividly as his conversation the characteristics of his intellect,
+his lucidity of thought and expression, his quick apprehension,
+his distaste for display, his unconventional habit of mind, his
+dry humour, his naïve wit. A very good judge, and an old
+acquaintance in Parliament, writing of him in the <i>Saturday
+Review</i> after his death, said that "Mr. Labouchere's prose
+was Voltairian." It was Voltairian because his mind was
+Voltairian, and because he reproduced on paper, instinctively
+and without effort, exactly what was in his mind. But it is
+out of place to speak of anything that Mr. Labouchere did
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P514"></a>514}</span>
+in terms of uncritical eulogy. On the technical side
+Mr. Labouchere's literary work was marred by the failings which
+beset him in everything he undertook&mdash;his repugnance to
+"taking trouble," and his supreme indifference. Although
+he would overhaul his proof mercilessly, and go on doing it
+as often as a proof was submitted to him, the process was
+generally that of expanding and rewriting, rarely of touching
+up and improving what he had written. He thought as
+little about "polishing up" a sentence for the sake of literary
+effect as of brushing his hat before he went for a walk. The
+consequence was that the inevitable blemishes in the work
+of a man who wrote so fluently, but never had the patience
+to read and correct his own manuscript, constantly made
+their appearance in print. No one who reads his work,
+knowing the way it was done, can doubt that he had it in
+him to enrich English literature with veritable masterpieces.
+It was the will that he lacked, not the ability, and so it was
+with nearly everything he undertook.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere was a man of genius&mdash;genius real,
+original, and many-sided. The signs of it are evident in
+almost everything he did, including his mistakes and his
+eccentricities. But he had the misfortune to be born very
+rich, and if he was not by nature indolent he acquired an
+indolent habit of mind through never being under the necessity
+of exerting his powers to their full capacity. His genius
+was of the critical, not the creative order, and this also
+contributed to his forming a view of life inconsistent with
+strenuous exertion, for it led him to despise nearly everything
+that men ordinarily prize, success in all its shapes included.
+During all the time I knew him, his attitude towards life
+was that of a man playing a game, interested in it certainly,
+but only for the amusement it afforded him. It is worthy of
+note that he confesses to having been in youth an inveterate
+gambler, and having given up play because he found that it
+was acquiring too much hold over him. To be interested in
+everything, but too much interested in nothing, was a cardinal
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P515"></a>515}</span>
+principle of his life. Few men have ever incurred more
+obloquy, and many worthy people regarded him with
+aversion; but it was only from misunderstanding or lack of
+knowledge. To this he himself contributed by his perverse
+habit of self-depreciation, his indifference to the opinions of
+his fellow-men, and the amusement he found in mystifying
+them. It is absurd to put him on a pedestal&mdash;a position
+which he never allowed any one else, and which he took good
+care to show he never desired for himself. But it was
+impossible to be much in contact with him without
+appreciating that he was a being of a rare order of intellect,
+with something in him that placed him above the ordinary
+failings and foibles of humanity, however much he might
+try to magnify his own. It was my privilege to know him
+pretty closely for over thirty years, and very intimately for
+the last ten. Though he did in that time many things that
+one would have wished he had not done, and said many that
+would have been better left unsaid, I can look back to him
+now only with admiration for his wisdom and his wit, and
+affection for his drolleries and his indiscretions, no less than
+for his many virtues.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There comes back to me the last time I sat with him, by
+the side of the lake at Cadennabia. "Let us get away from
+this beastly band," he had said, in the hall of the hotel after
+dinner, "one can't hear oneself speak." So we sat down
+outside, and he rambled on: "I can't think why people
+want bands when they come here. Wonderful place this
+for stars! What I like about it is that you can see them in
+the lake without craning your neck. I sit here and follow
+Bacon's advice: look at the stars in the pond instead of in
+the sky, and you won't tumble into the pond. There was a
+Greek named Pythagoras&mdash;or some ass at any rate&mdash;who
+comforted himself with the notion that in the future state
+he would be able to hear the music of the spheres. Who
+wants to hear the music of the spheres? Bother that band!
+What strikes me most about the stars is that they do their
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P516"></a>516}</span>
+work so quietly. Pythagoras picked up his notions in the
+East&mdash;probably from the Jews. They imagined angels with
+harps and a perpetual concert in heaven. Good God!
+Think of having to sit at a concert for all eternity! Wouldn't
+you pray to be allowed to go to hell? The only reason that
+I can see for desiring immortality would be the chance of
+meeting Pythagoras and the other asses, and having a few
+words with them. Now Socrates was not an ass. He was
+for banishing musicians from his republic. No doubt he
+saw that this would get him a lot of republican votes.
+Gladstone once said to me&mdash;&mdash;"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And then he dropped off to sleep. He was beginning by
+that time to doze at odd times, though all his life it was
+characteristic of him not to be able to take his sleep like an
+ordinary mortal. And not long after I left him sitting there
+by the lake, sleep finally overcame him, and he passed out
+into the night, to learn more of the silence of the stars, and
+to have it out, if possible, with Pythagoras.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap19"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P517"></a>517}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+CHAPTER XIX
+<br><br>
+THE CLOSING YEARS
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Upon only one occasion in his life could a charge of
+Jingoism have been brought against Mr. Labouchere.
+The last long speech he made in the House of Commons was
+against the second reading of the Women's Enfranchisement
+Bill, in which he said that he objected to women being given
+the vote because they could not be soldiers; in short, because
+their physical limitations prevented them from being able to
+take a place in the battlefield. A member pointed out that
+the speaker himself was not a military man. With passion
+he replied that, whereas there was not a man alive who could
+not fight, and, if necessary, swim through seas of gore to
+protect his native land, the other sex were incapable of
+putting up with the hardships and privation involved in
+warfare.[<a id="chap19fn1text"></a><a href="#chap19fn1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was in the third session of Mr. Balfour's Parliament
+that Mr. Labouchere made his last speech in the House of
+Commons. He was nearly seventy-four years old, and had
+been hankering for some time after the delights of a reposeful
+old age in the retirement of the beautiful villa he had bought
+in the neighbourhood of Florence four years before. Sir
+Henry Campbell Bannerman had written to him in the
+previous December, when a rumour of his intended retirement
+had reached him: "I hope you are not really thinking of
+breaking off with Parliament, though I frankly say it is what
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P518"></a>518}</span>
+I should do if I could, who have the advantage of a year or
+two over you, but I think we old stagers with sound views
+are wanted to steady the new-century gentlemen by a little
+of our early Victorian wisdom." But Mr. Labouchere was
+wise enough to know how dull it would be to exist in a modern
+Parliament as almost the only survivor of the grand old
+Victorian Radical party, whose sympathies and ideals, the
+policy of the Labour members alone resembled, in the
+remotest degree. His mind was made up, but he kept his own
+counsel, except to his leader, because, as he wrote to
+Mr. Robert Bennett at the time of his retirement, a man who is
+known not to be going to stand again becomes a nonentity
+in Parliament.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a letter to Mr. Edward Thornton, the month before
+his withdrawal from public life, he gave his view of the
+Parliamentary situation at that time:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Just now politics are dead. When Parliament meets, the
+Liberals will try to put the Government in a majority during the
+session, and Balfour will try to carry on to the end of it. There
+seems no reason why he should be beaten, provided that he can
+keep his men in the House. But this is also our difficulty. The
+individual M.P. never wants an election.... Campbell
+Bannerman is now absolutely certain to be the next Premier unless
+his health breaks down. All that you see about this or that man
+in the Cabinet is only intelligent anticipation. He is not <i>de jure</i>
+on the succession to the Premiership, there are no consultations,
+and he has a wholesome distrust of his Front Bench friends who
+almost all have intrigued against him. I know him intimately,
+and he talks to me pretty freely, for I have expressed to him that
+I want nothing. At seventy-four a man is a fool to be a Minister.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The news of Mr. Labouchere's retirement came as a
+surprise to most of the world. The first intimation to the
+public was his letter to the Liberal electors of Northampton
+announcing his decision. It was written from Florence, and
+dated December 14, 1905. It ran as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P519"></a>519}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+GENTLEMEN,&mdash;I have been elected by a majority of you to
+represent you in six Parliaments. I have received no intimation
+from any of the Radicals, to whose votes I have owed my having
+been your member for twenty-five years, that they disapprove
+of my Parliamentary action whilst serving them, or that they do
+not wish me to be one of their candidates at the next general
+election. Were I, therefore, to come forward again as a candidate
+there is little doubt that I should be one of your representatives
+in a seventh Parliament. But I am now seventy-four years old.
+At that age a man is neither so strong nor active as he once was,
+and any one who wishes to represent efficiently a large and
+important constituency like yours in Parliament should be
+strong in wind and limb. I feel therefore that I ought not to
+take advantage of your consideration towards me in a matter
+so vital to you in order to lag superfluous on the political stage.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I have delayed until now making this announcement because
+it was impossible to know when a general election would take
+place, and I thought that it would be more convenient to you
+for me to wait until the date of the election was settled and near
+at hand. I do not think that my withdrawal will affect the
+position of parties in Northampton. In Dr. Shipman you have
+a member whose Parliamentary action has been in accord with
+the pledges that have already secured his return, and on whose
+personal worth all are agreed. You will have no difficulty in
+finding a man to replace me, as eager to promote the cause of
+democracy as I am, and who will be better able to fight for the
+cause than one in the sere and yellow leaf.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere remarked once, that he had on one
+occasion only been asked by a constituent for a pledge with
+regard to his Parliamentary action. He had unhesitatingly
+given it, and been unflinchingly true to his word. The
+elector's injunction had been, "Now, mind, I say, and keep
+your hi on Joe." But whether the story is a slight exaggeration
+of the confidence his constituents had in him to faithfully
+represent their views at Westminster or not, it gives
+elliptically a description of his attitude during the twenty-five
+years he served the electors of Northampton. He became
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P520"></a>520}</span>
+their member as an anti-Imperialist, in Lord Beaconsfield's
+interpretation of the term, and he took his leave of them
+as an anti-Imperialist, in the more modern, and what may
+be called "Chamberlain" sense of the word.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I shall quote Mr. T. P. O'Connor's farewell on the occasion
+of his retirement, which he published under the title of
+"The Passing of Labby," for, apart from its literary merit,
+it is the fine appreciation of a friend of many years' standing,
+who knew the value of Mr. Labouchere from the social as
+well as the Parliamentary and journalistic points of view:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+There is no old member of the House of Commons who will not
+feel a pang of personal regret at hearing that Labby is leaving that
+Assembly. No one has a right to criticise a man for giving up an
+active life at seventy-four years of age&mdash;he has done his work.
+But Labby had become an almost essential part of the House of
+Commons; and there never will be anybody who can quite take
+his place there. That extraordinary combination of strong party
+zeal, with a lurking desire to make mischief; the sardonic and
+satirical spirit, mingled with a certain fierce, though carefully
+concealed zeal for the public good; the mordant wit that was
+equally the delight of the House and of the smoking room; the
+world-wide and varied experience of all life in almost every
+country and in almost every form&mdash;these are the possessions of
+but one man, and his like we shall never see again. There are
+two Labbys. There is the Labby who almost corrodes with his
+bitter wit, and who seems to laugh at everything in life. There
+is the other Labby who has strong, stern purpose, who hates all
+shams, all cruelty, all imposture, all folly, and who has made war
+on all these things for more than a quarter of a century. There
+is even a third Labby&mdash;the man who hates to give pain even to
+a domestic, and who is laughingly said to have run out of a room
+rather than face the irritated looks of a maidservant whom he
+had summoned by too vigorous a pull at the bell. One of the
+reasons of the popularity Labby enjoyed in the House was his
+tolerant amiability. I have seen him in the smoking room in the
+most friendly converse with many a man whom in previous years
+he had most fiercely attacked; he bore no ill will, and treated all
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P521"></a>521}</span>
+those encounters as demanded by business, and as dismissable
+when the fight was over. Finally Labby was a far straighter,
+far more serious, far more effective politician than his own
+persiflage would allow people to think. With all his light wit,
+there was something stern and rigid in the man, as you could see
+from the powerful mouth, with the full compressed lips. He was
+perfectly honest in his hatred of extravagance, pretence,
+vainglory. He preferred riding in a tramcar to riding in a coach and
+four. He dressed so shabbily sometimes that his counsel used
+to have to remonstrate with him when he had to answer a charge
+of libel. He was an ascetic in eating. Once he dined quite
+comfortably, when he was electioneering, on ham sandwiches with
+sponge-cake for bread. He rarely, if ever, tasted wine; he
+smoked incessantly the poorest and cheapest cigarettes. As he
+was in private, so he was in public life. He derided all great
+Imperial designs as snobbery and extravagance; he hated
+ambition&mdash;in short, he was in both his personal habits and his
+public opinions, a true devotee of the simple life. He did
+immense service to his party in his time. During the heat of the
+Home Rule controversy he spoke in scores of towns; took
+journeys by night and by day, never spared himself exertion,
+never complained of discomfort; in his laughing air, with his
+assumed air of languor, he was a strenuous, manly, courageous
+fighter. And he never changed, he never concealed, he never
+explained away his opinion upon anything. And so I bid him
+with regret farewell from a scene where he was a model of honest
+good faith and courage.[<a id="chap19fn2text"></a><a href="#chap19fn2">2</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+So Labby goes! [mourned the <i>Morning Post</i>]. What Parliament
+and public life will be without him, I hate to think. The
+letter of cheery regrets to his Northampton constituents
+subtracts the <i>sauce piquante</i> from the Parliamentary dish. The
+House has long counted Labby as the last of its originals, has
+prized him as a refreshing relish, has looked to him for the
+unexpected flavour. All strangers would ask inevitably to have
+him pointed out, and the House would fill at once when the word
+went round the corridors and lobbies and smoking rooms that
+Labby was "up" and holding forth from his customary corner
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P522"></a>522}</span>
+seat below the gangway&mdash;the best of all positions from which to
+address the House. So too the smoking room became suddenly
+crowded when Labby was to be seen standing there with back
+to fireplace, the eternal cigarette between his lips, ready for talk.
+It gives a peculiar pang to realise that he will be seen there no
+more. But the pang is lessened when one finds Labby&mdash;Labby
+of all men&mdash;seriously pleading old age as a ground for his retirement.
+It sounds like one of his little jokes, or, perhaps, it is a
+genuine case of hallucination. Labby had possibly a touch of
+old age at twenty, but he had also the sense to outgrow it. Since
+then he has never relapsed, and now in the seventy-fifth year of
+his youth, and with a pen several years younger, it is a vain and
+commonplace and un-Labbyish thing to pretend that youth and
+he are no longer "housemates still." An unbelieving world will
+not accept that plea.... I daresay that, half a century ago,
+Labby was, not unlike the wise youth Adrian in Meredith's
+<i>Richard Feverel</i>, quite unnaturally cool and quizzical, long-headed
+and non-moral, but an Adrian humanised by something of the
+Bohemian spirit and a turn for careless pleasuring. And in those
+days, no doubt&mdash;his Eton and Cambridge days&mdash;he struck his
+contemporaries as really old. But no one, for fifty years, has
+ever accused him of not having overcome his early weakness;
+and it was the very last charge I ever expected to hear Labby
+prefer against himself.[<a id="chap19fn3text"></a><a href="#chap19fn3">3</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+There was something about Mr. Labouchere's personality,
+apart from his deeds and thoughts, which appealed almost
+irresistibly to the affectionate sympathies of all mankind.
+To find an ill-natured comment in any of the articles that
+were published about him in the press when he left the House
+of Commons is so difficult that, were such a one to be
+recorded in this volume, it would give its author an almost
+unenviable position of distinction. But in order to be
+perfectly impartial, I shall merely quote the pleasant part
+of the only one I could find, so that its writer need not feel
+that he has been placed in an out-of-the-way corner with a
+fool's cap on his head:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P523"></a>523}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the whole Mr. Labouchere has done a great deal of good
+in his life, more good and less evil than many so-called statesmen.
+He has exposed swindlers and moneylenders and rotten companies.
+He has obtained for the public the right to ride, drive, and
+walk up and down Constitution Hill. No victim of cruelty
+or injustice ever appealed to him for a hearing in vain. Above
+all he wrote an English style of remarkable purity, logic, and
+humour.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Letters of regretful farewell poured in upon Labby in
+his Florentine home, and he possessed a kindly characteristic
+common to nearly all frankly unpretentious human beings.
+He loved his post. In his cosy armchair by the fire he read
+his letters and enjoyed them, and what was more&mdash;he
+proceeded to answer them. No pre-occupation, however
+diverting, ever prevented him from, at the first available
+moment sitting down to his writing-table, and, in the almost
+illegible hand which he vainly tried to improve, penning
+answers to his welcome correspondents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have been very sorry, but not surprised," wrote Sir
+Henry Campbell Bannerman to him on Christmas Day, "to
+read in the newspapers of your retirement. It is not over
+kind of you to put it on the ground of age, for that hits some
+of the rest of us hard. For my part, I confess my sentiment
+when I read it was: <i>O si sic omnes</i>&mdash;and envy was the prevailing
+feeling. But, seriously, we shall miss you greatly as one
+always ready to hoist the flag of the old Liberalism, as
+distinguishable from the less stout and stalwart doctrine which
+passes for Liberalism with the moderns.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But now as you are going would you care to have the
+House of Commons honour of Privy Councillor? If so
+it would be to me a genuine pleasure to be the channel of
+conveying it. You ought to have had it long ago. I may
+add that in the highest quarter gratification would be felt.
+I have taken soundings. I think we have done and are doing
+pretty well. The Government are pretty well the pick of
+the basket, though there are some good men left out, and I
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P524"></a>524}</span>
+think we can make it a change of policy and not a mere
+change of men. All seasonable wishes to you and
+yours.&mdash;Yours always,
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+"H. C. B."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Knowing you to be a wise man," wrote Lord Selby,
+who had been Speaker of the House in three of the six
+Parliaments of which Mr. Labouchere had been a member,
+"I was not surprised to see that you had made up your mind
+to eschew Westminster, and enjoy Florence and its climate,
+but if I were still in the Chair I should miss you in the next
+Parliament, and I am sure the smoking-room will be a forlorn
+place without you; and I do not see how the loss is to be
+repaired, for it takes a good many years to grow a plant of the
+same kind. I wish you and Mrs. Labouchere long leisure
+and much pleasure in your Italian home, seasoned with
+occasional visits to England. The election may be said to
+have begun with Balfour's speech at Leeds, and Campbell
+Bannerman's at the Albert Hall...."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The leader of the Irish party wrote from Dublin:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;When writing the other day, I
+did not know that you had any idea of retiring from Parliament.
+I learned your intention with deep regret. You have
+been so long one of the truest friends of Ireland that you will
+be missed by us all, and at a time when we can badly spare
+a real friend. With heartiest good wishes, and many thanks
+for your advice and assistance on so many occasions, I remain
+very truly yours,
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+"J. E. REDMOND."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have just read your farewell to Northampton," wrote
+Sir Wilfrid Lawson, on December 17, "and it has troubled
+me. I am going to stand again for Cockermouth (I am older
+than you!) with a <i>fair</i> chance of success, but, if I win and
+get back to the House, I shall feel that it is not exactly the
+same place without you. I therefore just write this to say
+how sorry I am to lose you. Certainly you have always held
+up bravely and ably the banner of the Radicalism in which
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P525"></a>525}</span>
+I believe, and it remains to be seen whether we shall get it
+as well held up in the Parliament which is to be. Any way
+those who believe in Government 'of, for, and by the people,'
+ought to be grateful to you for your persistent preaching and
+teaching of that doctrine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The new Government promises well, but I remember a
+story on which you trenchantly commented in <i>Truth</i> some
+years ago. When Lord Dudley was married it was proposed
+in the Kidderminster Corporation that they should give him a
+wedding present, on which an old weaver rose and suggested
+that it should be postponed '<i>till we see how he goes on</i>.'
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, I hope that you will go on well and happily till the
+end of your days, and, meantime, not forget to give outside
+help to your old comrades, who for a bit longer are grinding
+in the Parliamentary mill."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord James of Hereford wrote:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The announcement of your departure from the House
+of Commons seems almost to affect me personally. I recall
+a day in the end of August, 1868, when you and I and John
+Stamforth were sitting in front of the Kursaal at Homburg.
+You and I were discussing our relative chances in Middlesex
+and at Taunton, and then you asked Stamforth how he was
+getting on at Athlone. "I am member for Athlone,"
+replied that unfortunate man, who afterwards, as you know,
+polled one vote.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, the water has been flowing on since then. You and
+I have seen a good deal of political life, and taken a fair
+share in it. I hope we have not done much harm, but
+Heaven only knows. I am very sorry that you are not
+continuing in the fight....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I know how little I can do, for I am three years older than
+you are&mdash;but the House of Lords offers some opportunities
+for easy going to an old one."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"DEAR LABOUCHERE," wrote Lord Edmond Fitzmaurice,&mdash;"We
+have enjoyed sweet converse together in the House
+of Commons and in the woods of Marienbad on 'men and
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P526"></a>526}</span>
+things.' We are both leaving the House of Commons at
+the same time, so I send you a word of greeting&mdash;or farewell,
+or by whatever other name it may be appropriate to describe
+these words.... A short Parliament generally follows
+a long Parliament, and I expect to see this canon once
+more illustrated."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The <i>New York Herald</i> of this morning announces your
+appointment as a P. C.," wrote Sir Edmund Monson from
+Paris. "I am very glad that you have received this distinction,
+which, in my own case, I have always regarded as the
+most acceptable of all that have been bestowed on me....
+I can quite understand your relinquishing Parliament, and
+I hope you may long enjoy the <i>otium cum dignitate</i> which no
+place better than Florence can supply.... Believe
+me, always your sincere old friend,
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+"EDMUND MONSON."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lord Brampton wrote on the last day but one of the
+year: "I have just received your note. Your reasons for
+retirement from Parliament are unreasonable. But, as
+far as I am concerned, although I have not a word of
+objection to offer, still I remain <i>sorry</i>. With all my heart I
+rejoice in to-day's <i>Times</i>, and offer to you, my right
+honourable friend, my heartiest congratulations to you and all
+yours, and every good wish for the coming New Year. I
+wish I could avail myself of your invitation to Florence,
+but I fear I have no chance, as I am very weak still and can
+hardly hold a pen."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Only one other letter must be quoted from the friends
+of Labby's youth. Sir Henry Lucy wrote on Christmas
+Day:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"MY DEAR LABOUCHERE,&mdash;You will find in the forthcoming
+issue of <i>Punch</i> some reflections on 'The Sage of
+Queen Anne's Gate,' from the Diary of Toby, M.P. I
+believe they echo the feeling of the whole House of Commons,
+irrespective of party, at the prospect of your withdrawal
+from the scene.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P527"></a>527}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But why cut Westminster altogether? There is still the
+House of Lords. If I might behold you walking out shoulder
+to shoulder with the Archbishop of Canterbury to vote
+'content' or 'not content' as the case might be, I should feel
+I had not lived in vain.... With a warmth and friendship
+dating back nearly thirty years&mdash;Eheu! we were colleagues
+on the <i>World</i> staff in 1875."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Toby, M.P., recalled in a pathetic little article in <i>Punch</i>
+the way Mr. Gedge had tried to do Labby out of his corner
+seat below the gangway, where Sir Charles Dilke had sat
+beside him on one side of the House or the other ever since
+Mr. Gladstone's Parliament of 1892. In order to secure a
+seat in the House, members had to be present at the reading
+of prayers, during which any one could slip a card with his
+name upon it into the back of the place he wanted. Now
+Labby was never at prayers, and yet, Mr. Gedge noticed,
+he had always had the same seat secured to himself in the
+orthodox manner. Accordingly, one day he allowed his
+thoughts to wander whilst the House of Commons devotions
+were proceeding, and his eyes followed his thoughts.
+Between his fingers held devoutly before his face, he peeped,
+and noticed Sir Charles Dilke, buried in prayer as usual.
+Then he saw his devotion relax for a moment. Sir Charles
+was slipping a card into the back of the seat which he intended
+to secure for himself, and Mr. Gedge was horrified to see that
+he proceeded to slip a card with Labby's name upon it into
+the back of the next one&mdash;the coveted corner seat below the
+gangway. Mr. Gedge subsequently drew the attention of
+the House to this piece of underhand dealing, but
+honourable gentlemen did not choose to take any notice of
+what would clearly not have been observed, if Mr. Gedge
+had been paying proper attention to his prayers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A propos to the seating accommodation in the House
+of Commons, it should be remembered that as far back as
+1893, when the disgraceful scrimmage for seats took place
+at the introduction of Mr. Gladstone's Home Rule Bill,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P528"></a>528}</span>
+Mr. Labouchere had begun to agitate for a new House of
+Commons with seats for every member. He explained to a
+journalist at the time his plan for an ameliorated House:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"At present," he said, "a man goes before a constituency
+and, after a lot of trouble and expense, wins a seat&mdash;so it is
+called. He then comes up here to Westminster, and finds he
+has gone through only half the preliminaries necessary for
+securing a seat. He has taken only the first steps, which are
+simply child's play to what he has yet to do. Getting
+elected is simply nothing comparatively. First I wanted an
+octagonal chamber," he proceeded, "but I find general
+opinion will retain the present form. So my idea is to have
+eight rows of seats on each side of the House, curving round
+at the end opposite to the Speaker. If each row will seat
+forty-two members, you will find that will provide a seat
+for the whole six hundred and seventy-two. Then every
+one could retain his seat throughout the session. The
+difficulty about the square shape of the House is that it gives
+you an equal number of seats for each party and the
+Government is generally in a majority. That is why I would run
+the seats round at one end&mdash;so that the supporters of the
+Government could have the whole of one side, and as far as
+the second gangway on the other. Having a broader House
+would necessarily mean enlarging the Press and Strangers'
+Galleries also. All the members are in favour of it, with the
+exception of the front benches. They have got their seats
+assured, so they say that the House is cosy, and to enlarge it
+would force them to pitch their voices higher." The
+journalist who was interviewing him commented on the extreme
+moderation of his designs for an ameliorated House of
+Commons. "Oh," remarked Mr. Labouchere, "these are
+just the alterations we shall probably make. What I
+personally should have liked would be to clear the Lords
+out of their House, which is bigger than the House of
+Commons, and install ourselves therein."[<a id="chap19fn4text"></a><a href="#chap19fn4">4</a>] Eight years
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P529"></a>529}</span>
+later he went to Vienna, and poured forth in <i>Truth</i> the
+story of his envy when he saw the Austrian House of
+Deputies:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I went to see the Parliament House, and, after inspecting it,
+I felt that I could with pleasure join a mob to disinter the remains
+of the eminent architect who built the Palace at Westminster
+and hang his bones on a gibbet. The Vienna architect has
+erected a building which is Parliament Architecture. Everything
+is adapted to the wants and requirements of those who want to
+use it. The members of each of the two Chambers sit in a
+semi-circular room, and each member has an armchair and a desk
+before him. The general objection made to this plan of a
+deliberative room is that it obliges members to speak from a tribune.
+But at Vienna they speak from their places, and, owing to the
+excellent acoustic properties of the Chamber, they can be
+perfectly heard. I went over the place in the company of a priest
+who was visiting it at the same time. He perceived that I was
+an Englishman, and asked me how the place compared with the
+English Parliament House. "The members in England," I
+said, "sit in an oblong room, in which there are only places for
+half their number." "But what do the others do?" he asked.
+"They do not listen to the debates," I replied; "they seldom
+know what is under discussion. A bell rings and they come in,
+and are told to vote as their leader orders them." As a good
+Radical I felt it necessary to give a further explanation, so I
+continued: "The majority of the members are the supporters of
+the Government; it is one of the worst Governments with which
+a country was ever cursed; it is called the 'stupid party,' and
+it is composed of Junkers and men who have made much money.
+They want the laws to be made for their benefit, and not for the
+benefit of the poor." "But why," he said, "do they have a
+majority, for I suppose that the poor have votes as well as the
+rich, and there must be more poor than rich in England?" "They
+gained their election by corruption and falsehood," I
+answered. "Their wives and their daughters went about giving
+the electors feasts, and they went about saying everywhere that
+the Radicals wanted to destroy the Empire. In this way they
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P530"></a>530}</span>
+bought some with gifts, and others they deceived with falsehoods.
+Soon the electors discovered how they had been fooled,
+and for five years they have wanted to take away the Government
+from the 'stupids,' but, by our laws, a Parliament is elected for
+seven years, and the country is still obliged to submit to the
+disgrace of having such a Government for one or perhaps two more
+years. Then there will be another election, and the 'stupids'
+will be in a minority, and the Radicals who represent the
+sense and intelligence of the country will become the
+Government." "And the Radicals," he said, "will, I suppose, make a
+Chamber large enough to hold all the members." "I am not
+sure of that," I answered. This seemed to surprise him, but he
+thanked me for having made clear to him the party differences
+in England.[<a id="chap19fn5text"></a><a href="#chap19fn5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+But my story is wandering backwards instead of forwards.
+And so stories usually do in the City of Flowers, where the
+present is so full of ease and pleasure that a man's mind is
+free to linger where it will, either lazily in the middle ages,
+or to stray with graceful discrimination in the bye paths of
+memory to find the savour again of some of the deeds of a
+gallant past. He may choose, perhaps, to grasp contentedly
+and almost without effort, the gifts of the gods that lie
+about in profusion, but he must always remember that care
+and earnestness, strenuousness and ambition have no place
+in Florence. It was of course a home after Mr. Labouchere's
+own heart. He went to London in the January of 1906
+to be sworn in as a Privy Councillor, and, in February, he
+came back with delight to his villa to enjoy the merry
+continental <i>train de vie</i> he had always loved.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Whilst in London, he wrote to Mr. Edward Thornton,
+who was then in India:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+I did not, as you see, stand. At seventy-four one gets bored
+even with politics. I am only over here for a fortnight, as I have
+to get sworn into the Privy Council. The Unionists have been
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P531"></a>531}</span>
+beaten badly, because they seem to have gone out of their way
+to court defeat. One never knows what may happen, but they
+will remain in a minority for the next twenty years, if they run
+on Protectionist lines. Joe swaggers and has captured the
+machine, and Balfour would do well to fight him instead of
+knocking under to him. The Chinese labour helped us greatly. They
+ought to have known that the old anti-slavery feeling is still
+strong, but they seem to imagine that every one has Rand
+shares.... The really important thing connected with the
+election is the rise of a Labour Party. I do not think, however,
+that there are above six M.P.'s returned who are <i>bona fide</i>
+and Socialists, they are all jealous of each other.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+He wrote to Mr. Thornton again on March 10:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I had had enough of Parliament, for one gets bored with
+everything.... I have not the slightest notion what a Privy
+Councillor is, except that I had to take half a dozen oaths at a
+Council, which were mumbled out by some dignitary, and then
+Fletcher Moulton, who was also being sworn in, and I performed
+a sort of cake walk backwards. I don't precisely know whither
+we shall go in the summer&mdash;for it is such a relief to let the day
+take care of the day. It is lucky C. B. has so large a majority,
+otherwise things would have been difficult with the Labour
+lot&mdash;far more difficult than with the Irish.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Labouchere's most regular correspondent up till the
+time of his death in January, 1911, was Sir Charles Dilke.
+The friendship between them had continued uninterruptedly
+since 1880. Two letters that Mr. Labouchere wrote to Sir
+Charles Dilke in 1910 have an especial interest, bearing as
+they do upon the problem that had always interested
+Mr. Labouchere so keenly throughout the whole of his political
+career, and which, in the first twentieth century Liberal
+Parliament, had assumed a new aspect. The first of these
+letters was written on February 11:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR DILKE,&mdash;What is the Government going to do in
+regard to the Lords? I can understand a one-Chamber man, in
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P532"></a>532}</span>
+default of getting directly what he wants, trying to get it indirectly,
+by having a sham Upper Chamber. But if the Government has
+to appeal to the country on a suspensory veto, I doubt this creating
+much enthusiasm. If it be carried, this suspensory vote would,
+of course, be used by the Peers for all that it is worth when a
+Liberal Government is in to throw <i>batons dans leurs roues</i>. I
+should have thought, with the experience of the last Parliament,
+that it would be realised that Peer obstruction, cleverly managed,
+could reduce any Liberal Government to ridicule and contempt.
+So long as a Reform is hung up by the Lords, the electors have
+no heart in further Liberal legislation, which, in its turn, would
+also be hung up. A Party with a H. of C. majority at its back
+cannot afford to be unable to carry through its measures. Why
+not go at once for the abolition of the H. of Peers, and its being
+replaced by some sort of an elected Upper Chamber? Nothing
+is easier than to contrive one. The basis would be the constitution
+of the U.S. Senate <i>mutatis mutandis</i>. It should have only
+one half of the membership of the H. of C., and if the two Houses
+cannot agree, then they should sit and vote together on the issue.
+Notwithstanding the curious way in which Senators are elected
+in the Senate of the U.S., I never heard of any serious proposal
+to alter this. Its main strength is due to its executive powers,
+and this we need not provide for in our Senate. With any
+reasonable plan of election, and the members reduced to about
+300, it is odds against there ever being a majority of one Party
+of above 40 or 50. No Government at present can get on
+long without a certain majority of slaves of more than this in
+the Commons, so the Commons would always get their way. I
+have been at times a President of and a member of several
+Abolition of Lords Associations, and have advocated abolition
+in thousands of speeches in the country. The feeling was
+generally against hereditary Legislators, for this comes home to all
+as an absurd abuse. If I were in the House I would move an
+amendment on the Address against hereditary Legislators, and
+the vast majority of the Government supporters would vote for
+it, as they would most of them be afraid of their electors. What
+surprises me is that the Unionists do not counter the plans of the
+Government by many such an amendment. They are sacrificing
+what is their interest to a lot of obscure Peers, who are of no
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P533"></a>533}</span>
+importance. As for the House of Lords, with only a suspensory
+veto, it is worthless to them, except for tactical obstruction in
+order to discredit a Liberal Government.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is rather curious that if the H. of C. reflects the opinions
+of the country there is a majority for Tariff Reform, as all the
+National M.P.'s are Protectionists. As it is, they will find it
+difficult to vote for the Budget, with O'Brien painting Ireland
+red against it. He is a power in Ireland, and Redmond is
+perfectly aware of it. Anyhow the manœuvring in the H. of C. and
+the Debates will be amusing. There will be difficulties with
+the Labour men, headed by Keir Hardie. If I were the Unionists
+I would buy him.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+The second was written on November 17, and ran as
+follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR DILKE,&mdash;... It is a curious thing that in the
+discussions about Home Rule all round, no one has pointed out
+that in the German Empire Bavaria occupies a peculiar position.
+It has far more independent rights than any other State. It was
+only on these terms that it came into the Empire, for there is no
+great love lost between the Prussians and the Bavarians. Yet
+it sends its quota of representatives to the Reichsrath. Therefore
+there seems to me no particular reason why, if there be Home
+Rule all round, the position of Ireland should not be that of
+Bavaria.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+I confess that I do not think much of the Government proposal
+in regard to the veto. It seems to me a stupid arrangement.
+The Upper Chamber is a fifth wheel on the coach which only can
+make itself a nuisance by persistent obstruction, which in two
+years is swept aside automatically. My experience in going to
+lots of anti-Lords Meetings led me to the conclusion that the
+country hates an Upper Chamber on hereditary lines, but does
+not quite believe in a Single Chamber which is absolute master.
+Why does no one propose to "scrap" the H. of L. and to have an
+elected Upper House, one-third of whose members are renewed
+by election every two years, or some such period? This would
+be on the lines of the U.S. Senate, only with a popular franchise,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P534"></a>534}</span>
+instead of the strangely illogical one of the U.S. Such an Upper
+Chamber would probably be conservative in the real, and not the
+party sense of the word, and yet command respect. It would
+rarely act except when the decision of the H. of C. was influenced
+by a small minority, threatening to turn the Government out if
+it did not knock under to it. Were the Unionists to come forward
+with such a scheme, they might very probably get a
+majority.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+After Sir Charles Dilke's death, Mr. Labouchere wrote the
+following interesting letter to Lord Channing, dated Feb. 18:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+DEAR CHANNING,&mdash;No, I am not writing any memoirs. I
+shall find it more agreeable to read yours than to do so....
+I knew him (Dilke) very well since his start in politics. When
+in the House, he was the only man well up, particularly in
+domestic legislature, and, really, it is thanks to him that many
+useful measures were passed. In explaining them, however, he
+was too apt to lose himself in minor details. In foreign politics
+he never clearly knew what he wanted, and he was given to
+believe in mares' nests which he thought he had picked up
+abroad.... He fancied that he would be able to become
+the leader of the Labour M.P.'s. They were ready to
+profit by his speeches, but it soon became clear that they
+would only have a Labour M.P. for their leader. We started
+a sort of Labour Party with a Whip. But they came to me
+and said that it must be understood that he was not to be
+either President or Chairman. In the main this was due to
+jealousy of him.... I did all that I could with Campbell
+Bannerman for him to be in the Cabinet. Campbell Bannerman
+hesitated. Then Morley made a speech asserting that the
+Liberals would not be satisfied unless he was included. At once
+the Bishop of Rochester and a head dissenter (I think it was
+Clifford) published letters protesting. Campbell Bannerman
+then pointed to these letters, and said that we should have a
+split in the party if he were in the Cabinet. Personally, I quite
+agree with you as to his ostracism from office, but you know
+what the English are, and particularly the dissenters....
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P535"></a>535}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+Why did you resign your seat? It was a perfectly safe one.
+I resigned because I had got to an age, when I got tired out at
+a long sitting. It is curious I was with Campbell Bannerman
+and his wife and mine. She wanted him to give it up, as his
+doctor had told him that he ought to. I urged him to go on. He
+said that this was odd advice, when I had said that I should
+do so, and he was younger than I was. I replied that it was
+worth taking risks to be Prime Minister, but not for anything
+else. And he is dead and I alive....
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+If ever you want to rest calmly you must come down here
+and see me. I have a big villa close to Florence, and live a
+vegetable existence.&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+A great grief befell Mr. Labouchere in 1910. He and
+Mrs. Labouchere had been spending the summer as usual at
+Villa d'Este and Cadenabbia, and had returned to Florence
+in the early days of October. Never had Mrs. Labouchere
+appeared to be in better health and spirits. On the evening
+of the 30th October, she had delighted every one with her
+inimitable reading aloud of <i>David Copperfield</i>, and life at
+Villa Cristina, on that day, had seemed, if possible, more
+joyous and serene than usual. The next morning the blow
+fell, but so gently as to be almost imperceptible.
+Mrs. Labouchere, feeling a little giddy on rising, had returned to
+her bed to allow the temporary sickness to pass off. By the
+afternoon she was beginning to slip away into unconsciousness,
+and before the bells in the neighbouring convent had
+begun to welcome the dawn of the Tutti Santi, she had gone
+forth alone on her last long journey.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The winter of 1910 and 1911 passed quietly away for
+Mr. Labouchere. His days were cheered by the constant
+presence of his daughter, who had married Marchesa Carlo
+di Rudini, the son of the former Prime Minister of Italy, and
+Mr. Thomas Hart Davies stayed with him till Christmas
+Day, returning to Florence again in the early spring. A
+succession of visitors from England and Rome kept the house
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P536"></a>536}</span>
+gay and lively as he loved to have it, always provided that
+he had to take upon himself none of the activities or
+responsibility of entertaining. "I am merely a passenger on the
+ship," he would say, when he wanted to wriggle out of any
+active participation in the organisation of whatever might
+be going on. But it always happened to be towards the
+corner of the ship where that particular passenger was
+resting that the pleasure and interest of every one converged.
+It was not so much the charm of his talk, that was, perhaps,
+more entertaining in his old age than it had ever been, as the
+extraordinarily youthful and never failing interest that
+he continued to take in the affairs of every one else that
+made him the best conversationalist in the world.
+No little event of the smallest human interest was
+too trivial to amuse him, and to awake the never
+failing source of his mother wit. He passed the summer at
+Villa Cristina and went to Villa d'Este in September.
+Though his spirits were as gay and unflagging as ever
+throughout the winter, it was easy to see that his
+physical strength was beginning to weaken. The walk which
+he took daily round his garden fatigued him so much that,
+by Christmas, he had given up even that mild form of
+exercise.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He experienced another bereavement during the winter in
+the death of his oldest and most intimately associated friend,
+Sir George Lewis. He felt his loss very deeply, and I
+remember that when he told me the news his voice was full
+of emotion. He related that Sir George Lewis had always
+looked upon him as his <i>mascotte</i>. "As long as you're alive
+and flourishing, Labby," he used to say, "I shall be all right
+too, so mind you take care of yourself." "Just shows what
+nonsense all those things are," continued Mr. Labouchere,
+"for here am I as well and strong as ever, and there is
+poor Lewis dead and gone." The return of Mr. Hart
+Davies to the Villa early in December cheered him up
+immensely, and his devoted friend did not leave his side
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P537"></a>537}</span>
+again, until the last sad morning when he bade farewell to
+him on the hill of San Miniato.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was fitting perhaps that almost the last letter that
+Mr. Labouchere should have written, should have been to one of
+his old theatrical friends. Mr. Charles James Sugden, the
+actor, wrote to him and asked him to write a preface to his
+(Sugden's) forthcoming volume of Reminiscences. Here is
+Mr. Labouchere's reply:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+VILLA CRISTINA, Jan. 4, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+MY DEAR SUGDEN&mdash;You ask me to write a preface to your
+forthcoming book. I don't think that I ever read one in my life,
+for they always seem to be platitudes, impertinently thrust
+forward by some person who has an exaggerated idea of his own
+importance, in order to hinder me from getting at what I really
+do want to read. Good wine needs no bush, and I shall be
+greatly disappointed if I do not derive great pleasure from
+reading yours, for you have been brought into close contact with so
+many persons of note in their day, and some of whom are still
+in this world, and can throw many sidelights on them, and know
+many anecdotes about them. Pray bring it out as soon as
+possible. I am now over eighty, and at about that age senile
+imbecility commences, so I do not want it to make progress
+before I have had the opportunity to read the book and can
+appreciate it.[<a id="chap19fn6text"></a><a href="#chap19fn6">6</a>]&mdash;Yours truly,
+</p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+H. LABOUCHERE.
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p>
+But it was not until the beginning of the second week in
+January that we all felt certain that he would never be well
+again. He was sauntering along so gently and carelessly,
+as only Labby knew how to saunter, towards the brink of
+the dark river. When the little heaps of cigarettes, that
+were arranged about his library so as to be always ready to
+his hand, ceased to dwindle as usual, it became clear to each
+and all that he must be very ill indeed. As simply as a child,
+tired with play, he took to his bed on the 11th of January,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P538"></a>538}</span>
+and did not get up again. He died peacefully at midnight
+on January 15, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The earliest remark of Mr. Labouchere's that I have
+recorded in this book was a jest, and so was the last I heard
+him utter. On the afternoon of the day before he died, as
+I was sitting at his bedside, the spirit lamp that kept the
+fumes of eucalyptus in constant movement about his room,
+through some awkwardness of mine, was overturned.
+Mr. Labouchere, who was dozing, opened his eyes at the sound of
+the little commotion caused by the accident, and perceived
+the flare-up. "Flames?" he murmured interrogatively,
+"not yet, I think." He laughed quizzically, and went off
+to sleep again.
+</p>
+
+<p class="thought">
+* * * * * * *
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The words in which Mr. Hart Davies conveyed the news
+of his end to Carteret Street are so beautiful in their simple
+directness that no others can fitly replace them in this
+biography:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"His mind always remained perfectly clear. He took a
+lively interest in the German elections, the political crisis in
+France, and the events of the Italian-Turkish War. He was
+ever one for whom nothing that concerned the human race
+(<i>nihil humani</i>) was alien to his vivid intelligence. But his
+bodily powers were constantly declining, and on Monday,
+January 15, just before midnight, the end came, peacefully
+and painlessly, a fitting termination to the career of one who
+had ever been a fighter and ever in the forefront of the battle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He was buried on Wednesday morning, under the cold
+drizzling rain of the Florentine winter, at San Miniato, in the
+same grave with his wife, who died some fifteen months before
+him. There, his tomb, at the edge of the western battlement
+of San Miniato, looks over the Tower of Galileo and the
+dark cypresses of Arcetri. It may be said of him, as Heine
+said of himself, that on his grave should be placed 'not a
+wreath, but a sword, for he was a brave soldier in the war
+for the liberation of humanity.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P539"></a>539}</span>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Before his death, he had expressed a strong wish as to
+the place of his burial. He wanted to rest beside his wife
+at San Miniato. But, when the arrangements for the funeral
+were about to be made, it was remembered that only
+Catholics were permitted to lie in the beautiful cemetery of
+the Florentines. The difficulty seemed insuperable, and the
+preliminary steps had already been taken to bury him in the
+Protestant graveyard. His daughter, however, determined
+to leave no stone unturned so that she might carry out her
+father's dying wishes. An appeal was made to some municipal
+authority, and, by an extraordinary coincidence, that
+seemed to make Labby's funeral fit in with all the rest of his
+strange paradoxical career, it was ascertained that, just
+at that moment, the possession of the cemetery was passing
+out of the hands of the religious body to whom it had
+hitherto belonged, and was becoming the property of the lay
+ecclesiastical authority of the city, and there had been no
+time for new regulations or restrictions to be formulated.
+There were, therefore, from a legal point of view, none in
+existence, and so it turned out that Mr. Labouchere was
+permitted to lie in the spot that he had himself chosen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For many days after his death, the letters of condolence
+and sympathy from all quarters of the globe continued to
+pour into the deserted home. Of these one must assuredly
+be published, for it bears witness to the loyalty and affection
+that was unfailingly manifested to him by the borough he
+had represented for twenty-five years in Parliament. It
+was addressed to Marchesa di Rudini, by Mr. Edwin Barnes,
+the Secretary of the Northampton Liberal and Radical
+Association, and ran as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="quote">
+At a special meeting of the Executive Committee of the
+above Association, held last night, the following resolution was
+unanimously passed, which I was directed to send to you: "The
+Liberals and Radicals of Northampton have heard with the
+deepest regret of the death of the Right Hon. Henry Labouchere,
+<span class="pagenum">{<a id="P540"></a>540}</span>
+who, for more than a quarter of a century, faithfully represented
+the Borough in the House of Commons. The members of the
+Executive of the Northampton Liberal and Radical Association
+hereby place on record the profound gratitude of all its members
+for the loyal service which Mr. Labouchere rendered to the cause
+of Democracy during so many years. Whoever faltered, he
+stood firm, and it will always be a proud remembrance that
+Northampton also stood firm, and that there was no break in
+the mutual confidence of member and constituents. To his
+daughter, the Marchesa di Rudini, and other members of
+Mr. Labouchere's family, we offer our sincerest sympathy in the
+irreparable loss that they have sustained, and trust they may
+find some consolation in the warm tributes that have been paid
+by men of all parties to his life, character, and work." Having
+known Mr. Labouchere for many years, and being his agent in
+the important election of 1900 (during the Boer War), allow me
+to add my own personal sympathy and condolence with you.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap19fn1"></a>
+[<a href="#chap19fn1text">1</a>] May 12, 1905.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap19fn2"></a>
+[<a href="#chap19fn2text">2</a>] <i>M.A.P.</i>, Dec. 30, 1905.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap19fn3"></a>
+[<a href="#chap19fn3text">3</a>] <i>Morning Post</i>, Dec. 23, 1905.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap19fn4"></a>
+[<a href="#chap19fn4text">4</a>] <i>Penny Illustrated Paper</i>, Feb. 25, 1893.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap19fn5"></a>
+[<a href="#chap19fn5text">5</a>] <i>Truth</i>, Sept. 21, 1900.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a id="chap19fn6"></a>
+[<a href="#chap19fn6text">6</a>] <i>The Referee</i>, Jan. 21, 1912.
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p><a id="chap20"></a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum">{<a id="P541"></a>541}</span></p>
+
+<h3>
+INDEX
+</h3>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Abbeville, Labouchere at, <a href="#P141">141</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Abbot, Labouchere's action against,
+<a href="#P108">108</a>, <a href="#P109">109</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Abdulal Pasha, exile of, <a href="#P221">221</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Abercorn, Duke of, <a href="#P85">85</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Aberdeen, Earl of, <a href="#P262">262</a>; Col. Turner
+as <i>aide</i> to, <a href="#P361">361</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Adelphi Theatre, Green at the, <a href="#P29">29</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Affirmation Act, passing of the, <a href="#P160">160</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Afghan War, the, <a href="#P143">143</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Afrikanders, National League of, <a href="#P437">437</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Aix, Provence, Fouché exiled to, <a href="#P12">12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Albert, Prince, <a href="#P67">67</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Albret, Jeanne d', founder of the
+Protestant University at Orthez, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Alexander II., Emperor of Russia,
+watches Labouchere at écarté, <a href="#P57">57</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Alexandria, bombardment of, <a href="#P71">71</a>,
+<a href="#P194">194</a>, <a href="#P195">195</a>, <a href="#P196">196</a>, <a href="#P218">218</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Aliens Bill, <a href="#P170">170</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Alison on Mexico, <a href="#P33">33</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Alison, Sir Archibald, his command in
+Egypt, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Alliance Loan, the, <a href="#P13">13</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Allsopp, Labouchere on, <a href="#P239">239</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+America, Bradlaugh in, <a href="#P161">161-64</a>;
+Fenianism in, <a href="#P81">81</a>, <a href="#P170">170</a>, <a href="#P288">288</a>, <a href="#P309">309-10</a>,
+<a href="#P385">385</a>; its constitution an example
+for England and Ireland, <a href="#P237">237-8</a>,
+<a href="#P293">293</a>, <a href="#P294">294</a>, <a href="#P298">298</a>, <a href="#P531">531-33</a>; its diplomats
+in Paris during the siege, <a href="#P43">43</a>; its
+interest in Labouchere's Paris
+letters, <a href="#P96">96</a>; its labour system
+compared with English, <a href="#P461">461</a>, <a href="#P471">471</a>, <a href="#P479">479</a>;
+its surgery and its girls in the
+Franco-Prussian War, <a href="#P44">44</a>, <a href="#P45">45</a>; its
+system of education, <a href="#P42">42</a>;
+Labouchere's prediction for, <a href="#P14">14</a>, <a href="#P41">41</a>, <a href="#P44">44</a>,
+<a href="#P226">226</a>; Lord Taunton travels in,
+<a href="#P14">14-15</a>; unpopularity of Parnell in,
+<a href="#P378">378</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Amiens, Labouchere at, <a href="#P140">140</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Amsterdam, house of Hope at, <a href="#P2">2</a>, <a href="#P10">10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Anarchist party, the, <a href="#P418">418</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Anglo-American War, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Anne, Queen, Labouchere on, <a href="#P245">245</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Antwerp, <a href="#P7">7</a>, <a href="#P10">10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Appeals in the House of Lords,
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Appropriation Act, the, <a href="#P354">354</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Arabi Pasha, exile of, <a href="#P203">203-9</a>, <a href="#P219">219-24</a>;
+rebellion of, <a href="#P70">70-1</a>, <a href="#P195">195-98</a>, <a href="#P202">202</a>, <a href="#P215">215</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Arago, Mayor of Paris, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Arklow, Parnell at, <a href="#P258">258</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Armenian persecutions, the, <a href="#P435">435</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Arms Bill, the, <a href="#P172">172</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Army, Labouchere on the, <a href="#P478">478</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Arrears Bill, the passing of, <a href="#P176">176</a>, <a href="#P179">179</a>,
+<a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P183">183</a>, <a href="#P187">187</a>, <a href="#P252">252</a>, <a href="#P361">361</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ascot, Labouchere at, <a href="#P106">106</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ashbourne, his Irish policy, <a href="#P279">279</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Asquith, Rt. Hon. H. H., counsel for
+Parnell <i>v.</i> Walter, <a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P407">407</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Assouan, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Athlone, Stamforth contests, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Atkinson, American statist, <a href="#P468">468</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Atkinson, counsel for the <i>Times</i>, <a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Audiffret-Pasquier, Duc d', <i>Histoire
+de Mon Temps</i>, <a href="#P13">13</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Austen, Charles, correspondent in
+Paris during the siege, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Australia, J. R. Cox in, <a href="#P223">223</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Austria, customs union with, <a href="#P418">418</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Austrian chargé d'affaires, in Stockholm,
+Labouchere's duel with, <a href="#P50">50</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Austro-Prussian War, the, <a href="#P97">97</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Avebury, Lord, at Eton, <a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Aztecs, the, in Mexico, <a href="#P34">34</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bacon, Lord, quoted, <a href="#P20">20</a>, <a href="#P515">515</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baden-Baden, Labouchere at, <a href="#P54">54</a>, <a href="#P65">65</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baggallay, Lord Justice, his judgment
+against Bradlaugh, <a href="#P157">157</a>; on
+Labouchere in Hyde Park, <a href="#P364">364</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baker, his army in Egypt, <a href="#P199">199</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Balfour, Rt. Hon. A. J., administration
+of, <a href="#P438">438</a>, <a href="#P517">517</a>, <a href="#P518">518</a>, <a href="#P524">524</a>, <a href="#P531">531</a>;
+Bannerman on, <a href="#P455">455</a>; Gladstone's
+letters to, <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P289">289</a>, <a href="#P298">298</a>;
+his coercive measures as Irish
+Secretary, <a href="#P357">357-60</a>; Labouchere on
+his philosophy, <a href="#P369">369</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ballantine, Serjeant, acts as counsel
+for Labouchere, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P77">77</a>; at Evans',
+<a href="#P29">29</a>; dines with Labouchere and
+Orton, <a href="#P116">116</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Balloons, as letter carriers, during
+the siege of Paris, <a href="#P128">128-35</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ballot Act, amendments of the, <a href="#P272">272</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Balston, Edward, Labouchere's house
+master at Eton, <a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bannerman, Sir Henry Campbell,
+his letters to Labouchere, <i>re</i> retirement,
+<a href="#P517">517</a>, <a href="#P523">523</a>; his premiership,
+<a href="#P518">518</a>, <a href="#P524">524</a>, <a href="#P531">531</a>; on Chamberlain's
+South African policy, <a href="#P427">427</a>, <a href="#P448">448</a>,
+<a href="#P449">449</a>, <a href="#P454">454</a>, <a href="#P455">455</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Alexander, partner in the
+house of Hope, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Rev. Alexander, his story of
+P.-C. Labouchère, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring Brothers, restore French
+credit, <a href="#P12">12</a>, <a href="#P13">13</a>; their crisis in 1890,
+<a href="#P489">489</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Dorothy, her marriage to
+P.-C. Labouchère, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Emily, marriage of, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Sir Evelyn. See Lord Cromer
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Hon. Francis Henry, <a href="#P3">3</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Sir Francis, consents to his
+daughter's marriage, <a href="#P3">3</a>; his friendship
+with Wellesley, <a href="#P5">5</a>, <a href="#P7">7</a>, <a href="#P8">8</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Lucy, daughter of Charles,
+<a href="#P13">13</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, Sir Thomas, his daughters'
+marriages, <a href="#P14">14</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring, M.P., Thomas Charles, <a href="#P3">3</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Baring. See Lord Revelstoke
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Barnes, Edwin, Secretary of
+Northampton Liberal and Radical
+Association, <a href="#P539">539</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Barrère, Camille, on the staff of the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Barrier, Jean Guyon, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Barrow, Cavendish influence at, <a href="#P350">350</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Barton fights Labouchere at Eton,
+<a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bass, Labouchere on, <a href="#P239">239</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bathurst, Lord, as Foreign Secretary, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bavaria, an example for Ireland, <a href="#P533">533</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bayonne, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bazaine, Marshal, at Metz, <a href="#P123">123</a>, <a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Beaconsfield, Earl of, advises
+Northcote in the Bradlaugh case, <a href="#P154">154</a>;
+arranges an Egyptian loan with
+Rothschilds, <a href="#P190">190</a>, <a href="#P191">191</a>; attends the
+Berlin Congress, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>;
+defeated at Taunton, <a href="#P13">13</a>, <a href="#P14">14</a>; his
+administration, <a href="#P85">85</a>, <a href="#P86">86</a>, <a href="#P235">235</a>, <a href="#P520">520</a>;
+his Imperialism, <a href="#P143">143</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bedford, Duke of, Burke's letter to,
+<a href="#P231">231</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Beefsteak Club, the, Labouchere's
+expulsion from, <a href="#P117">117</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Beit, Alfred, his complicity in the
+Jameson Raid, <a href="#P426">426</a>, <a href="#P428">428</a>, <a href="#P431">431</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Belfast, manufacturers of, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P319">319</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Belgium, Egypt compared with, <a href="#P203">203</a>,
+<a href="#P206">206</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bell, Moberley, manager of the <i>Times</i>,
+<a href="#P436">436</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bellew, Kyrle, début of, <a href="#P111">111</a>, <a href="#P496">496</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bellew, Montesquieu, Labouchere
+travels to Palestine with, <a href="#P111">111-13</a>,
+<a href="#P496">496</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Belloc, Hilaire, as a conversationalist,
+<a href="#P73">73</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bennett, Robert, editor of <i>Truth</i>,
+<a href="#P518">518</a>; on Labouchere as a journalist,
+<a href="#P491">491-516</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Berlin Congress, the, Disraeli and
+Salisbury attend, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Decree of, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Beza, Theodore, professor at Orthez, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bigham, <a href="#P427">427</a>. See Lord Mersey
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bingham, Captain Hon. D., in Paris
+during the siege, <a href="#P138">138</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Birmingham, Chamberlain, M.P.
+for, <a href="#P167">167</a>, <a href="#P241">241</a>, <a href="#P322">322</a>, <a href="#P323">323</a>; death-rate
+of, <a href="#P463">463</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Birmingham Post</i>, <a href="#P455">455</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Biron, Mr., counsel for Labouchere,
+<a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bishop Auckland, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P118">118</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bishops, Labouchere on, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bismarck, <a href="#P96">96</a> <i>n.</i>; as Ambassador at
+St. Petersburg, <a href="#P62">62</a>; at the Berlin
+Congress, <a href="#P192">192</a>; his <i>Memoirs</i>, <a href="#P70">70</a>;
+threatens intervention in Egypt,
+<a href="#P194">194</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Blackwood, Sir Arthur, at Eton, <a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Blake, his support of Labouchere,
+<a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Blanc, Louis, Labouchere protected
+by, <a href="#P132">132</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Blaquières, M. de, French controller
+in Egypt, <a href="#P195">195</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bloemfontein, capture of, <a href="#P454">454</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Conference, the, <a href="#P455">455</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Blücher, General, <a href="#P57">57</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Blunt, Wilfrid Scawen, <i>Gordon and
+Khartoum</i>, quoted, <a href="#P214">214</a>; his
+reminiscences of Labouchere, <a href="#P69">69-73</a>;
+his support of Arabi Pasha, <a href="#P204">204</a>,
+<a href="#P222">222</a>; Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i>
+Arabi in exile, <a href="#P220">220</a>, <a href="#P224">224</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i> the Soudan
+War, <a href="#P216">216-19</a>; on the death of
+Gordon, <a href="#P212">212</a>; on Disraeli and
+Salisbury, <a href="#P174">174</a>; on the English policy
+in Egypt, <a href="#P193">193</a>, <a href="#P204">204</a>, <a href="#P214">214-15</a>; on
+Labouchere as a politician, <a href="#P198">198</a>,
+<a href="#P214">214</a>; <i>Secret History of the English
+Occupation of Egypt</i>, quoted, <a href="#P190">190</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P192">192</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boadicea, <a href="#P244">244</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boer War, the history of the, <a href="#P436">436-57</a>;
+Labouchere's protests against,
+<a href="#P436">436</a>, <a href="#P438">438-39</a>, <a href="#P540">540</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boers, the, their resentment against
+England, <a href="#P437">437</a>. <i>See also under</i>
+Transvaal
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bologna, <a href="#P61">61</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bonn, <a href="#P32">32</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bonner, Mrs. Bradlaugh, <i>Life of
+Mr. Bradlaugh</i>, <a href="#P142">142</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Booth, Charles, statist, <a href="#P460">460</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Booth, Sclater, Labouchere on, <a href="#P239">239</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boston, Labouchere mistaken for an
+Irish patriot, in, <a href="#P47">47</a>, <a href="#P48">48</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boulogne, Labouchere at, <a href="#P500">500</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bourbon, the House of, <a href="#P8">8</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bowen, Lord Justice, <a href="#P501">501</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bower, Sir Graham, censure of, <a href="#P428">428</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bowles, Thomas Gibson, correspondent
+in Paris during the siege, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boycott, Captain, English agent of
+Lord Mayo, <a href="#P165">165</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boycotting, practice of, <a href="#P165">165</a>, <a href="#P176">176</a>, <a href="#P185">185</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Boyd, Charles, his interview with
+Labouchere, <a href="#P435">435</a>, <a href="#P436">436</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bradford, election of 1886 at, <a href="#P326">326</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Forster, M.P. for, <a href="#P176">176</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bradlaugh, Charles, Gladstone's
+tribute to, <a href="#P160">160-61</a>; his imprisonment,
+<a href="#P154">154</a>; his struggle for the
+right to affirm, <a href="#P145">145-64</a>; Labouchere's
+defence of, <a href="#P148">148</a>, <a href="#P151">151</a>, <a href="#P156">156-64</a>;
+returned for Northampton,
+<a href="#P142">142-45</a>, <a href="#P158">158</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brampton, Henry, Lord, his letter
+to Labouchere, <i>re</i> retirement, <a href="#P526">526</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bramwell, Lord Justice, his decision
+against Bradlaugh, <a href="#P157">157</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brand, M.P. for Stroud, <a href="#P334">334</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brand, Sir Henry, <a href="#P238">238</a>; his rulings in
+the Bradlaugh struggle, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P151">151-2</a>,
+<a href="#P160">160</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brassey, Lord, Labouchere on, <a href="#P239">239</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brennan, his imprisonment, <a href="#P172">172</a>,
+<a href="#P174">174</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brentford, election scenes at, in
+1868, <a href="#P86">86</a>, <a href="#P90">90-2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Breslin, John, American Fenian, <a href="#P385">385</a>,
+<a href="#P396">396</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Breteuil, Labouchere at, <a href="#P140">140</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brett, <a href="#P280">280</a>, <a href="#P289">289</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bridges, Sir Henry, his ditty, <a href="#P117">117</a>.
+<i>See</i> Appendix
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brielle, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bright, John, his defence of
+Bradlaugh, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P149">149-51</a>; Labouchere's
+admiration of, <a href="#P171">171</a>, <a href="#P228">228</a>; opposes
+coercive measures in Ireland, <a href="#P166">166</a>,
+<a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P187">187</a>; opposes the Egyptian
+policy, <a href="#P220">220</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brighton, Labouchere at, <a href="#P269">269</a>, <a href="#P273">273</a>;
+Voules at, <a href="#P507">507</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bristol, Lord, Labouchere's fag at
+Eton, <a href="#P19">19</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+British South Africa Company, its
+complicity in the Jameson Raid,
+<a href="#P426">426-37</a>, <a href="#P438">438</a>, <a href="#P452">452</a>, <a href="#P454">454</a>; its
+evacuation of Uganda, <a href="#P420">420</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+British virtue, Labouchere's
+indictments of, <a href="#P105">105</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Broadley, A. M., <i>How We Defended
+Arabi and His Friends</i>, quoted by
+Arabi, <a href="#P222">222</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Broome Hall, Surrey, John Peter
+Labouchere at, <a href="#P16">16</a>, <a href="#P31">31</a>, <a href="#P73">73</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Broue, Catherine de la, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brough, Lionel, at New Queen's
+Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>; bluffs Labouchere, <a href="#P94">94</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brousson, L., on the staff of <i>Truth</i>,
+<a href="#P505">505</a>, <a href="#P509">509</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brownrigg, Inspector, Labouchere
+on his conduct at Michelstown,
+<a href="#P368">368-71</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bruce, Campbell, counsel, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brunner, Mr., at Michelstown, <a href="#P365">365</a>,
+<a href="#P367">367</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Brunswick, House of, Bradlaugh's
+impeachment of, <a href="#P148">148</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bryce, James, on the Coercion Bill,
+<a href="#P182">182</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buckenbrock, Labouchere's friendship
+with, <a href="#P52">52</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Budget Bill of 1885, the, <a href="#P251">251</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buenos Ayres, Labouchere's appointment
+in, <a href="#P65">65</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show,
+Indians in, <a href="#P40">40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buffon quoted, <a href="#P133">133</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bulgaria, Turks in, <a href="#P200">200</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buller, his policy in Ireland, <a href="#P361">361</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buller, Sir Henry, as Ambassador at
+Constantinople, <a href="#P54">54</a>, <a href="#P63">63</a>, <a href="#P64">64</a>. <i>See</i>
+Lord Dalling
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buller, Sir Redvers, in Pretoria, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bunsen, Labouchere on, <a href="#P308">308</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buonaparte, Jerome, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buonaparte, Joseph, in Spain, <a href="#P8">8</a>, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buonaparte, Louis, as king of Holland, <a href="#P5">5-9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Bureaucracy, Labouchere on, <a href="#P122">122</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Burke, Under-Secretary for Ireland,
+murder of, <a href="#P174">174</a>, <a href="#P175">175</a>, <a href="#P359">359</a>, <a href="#P372">372</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Burke, Edmund, his letter to the
+Duke of Bedford, <a href="#P231">231</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Burmah as a political pawn, <a href="#P310">310-12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Burnaby, Captain Fred, his reminiscence
+of Labouchere, <a href="#P242">242</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Busch, <i>Our Chancellor</i>, <a href="#P53">53</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Butler, General Sir William, his
+command in South Africa, <a href="#P437">437</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Buxton, Sidney, <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Byrne, Frank, <a href="#P386">386</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Byron, H. J., <i>Dearer than Life</i>, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cadenabbia, Labouchere at, <a href="#P418">418-21</a>,
+<a href="#P423">423</a>, <a href="#P515">515</a>, <a href="#P535">535</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Caine, M.P., Labouchere on, <a href="#P350">350</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cairnes, quoted by Hyndman, <a href="#P481">481</a>,
+<a href="#P482">482</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cairo, Arabi at, <a href="#P70">70</a>, <a href="#P204">204</a>; General
+Gordon in, <a href="#P212">212</a>; Lord Wolseley in,
+<a href="#P208">208</a>; Prefect of Police at, <a href="#P216">216</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Calais, Labouchere at, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Calcraft, hangman, <a href="#P115">115</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Caldwell's dancing rooms, <a href="#P105">105</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Callan, M.P., Mr., on Bright and
+Bradlaugh, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cambridge, St. Peter's College, <a href="#P23">23</a>;
+Trinity College, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P22">22-7</a>, <a href="#P251">251</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>, <a href="#P522">522</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cambridge, Duchess of, her friendship
+with Labouchere, <a href="#P54">54</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Campbell, secretary to Parnell, <a href="#P375">375</a>,
+<a href="#P396">396</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Campbell, Sir George, <a href="#P208">208</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Canada, Dominion of, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P301">301</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Canning, George, his duel with
+Castlereagh, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Canrobert, Marshal, his corps, <a href="#P123">123</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cape Colony, Lord Milner as Governor
+of, <a href="#P437">437</a>; Rhodes as Premier of,
+<a href="#P427">427</a>, <a href="#P430">430</a>; war spirit in, <a href="#P437">437</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Capital <i>v.</i> Labour, discussed by
+Hyndman and Labouchere at
+Northampton, <a href="#P458">458-90</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cardwell, Mr., <a href="#P136">136</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Carey, James, informer, forged letters
+to, <a href="#P372">372</a>, <a href="#P374">374</a>, <a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P384">384</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Carlisle, Earl of, <a href="#P14">14</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Carnarvon, Lord, as Viceroy of Ireland,
+<a href="#P251">251-56</a>, <a href="#P279">279</a>, <a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P286">286</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Carrington, Lord, assaults Grenville
+Murray, <a href="#P110">110</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Caspian Sea, the, <a href="#P135">135</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cassell, Petter, and Galpin, firm of,
+<a href="#P493">493</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Castlereagh, his duel with Canning, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Catholic Emancipation, question of, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cattle-maiming in Ireland, <a href="#P165">165</a>, <a href="#P169">169</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cavendish family, the, their influence
+at Barrow, <a href="#P350">350</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cavendish, Lord E., Chamberlain on,
+<a href="#P271">271</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cavendish, Lord Frederick, <a href="#P146">146</a>;
+murder of, <a href="#P174">174</a>, <a href="#P175">175</a>, <a href="#P188">188</a>, <a href="#P358">358</a>, <a href="#P359">359</a>,
+<a href="#P372">372</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cavour, Gladstone on, <a href="#P419">419</a>;
+Labouchere's reminiscences of, <a href="#P62">62</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ceylon, Arabi's exile in, <a href="#P204">204-9</a>, <a href="#P220">220-24</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Châlons, French camp at, <a href="#P122">122-23</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chamberlain, Joseph, as President
+of the Local Government Board,
+<a href="#P317">317</a> <i>n.</i>; Churchill on, <a href="#P209">209</a>; Healy on,
+<a href="#P303">303</a>, <a href="#P363">363</a>; his alleged complicity
+in the Jameson Raid, <a href="#P427">427</a>, <a href="#P431">431</a>,
+<a href="#P446">446</a>, <a href="#P452">452</a>; his correspondence with
+Labouchere <i>re</i> the Boer War,
+<a href="#P446">446-54</a>; his correspondence with
+Labouchere on Home Rule, <a href="#P261">261-356</a>;
+his Egyptian policy, <a href="#P70">70</a>, <a href="#P211">211</a>, <a href="#P212">212</a>;
+his Irish policy prior to the Home
+Rule Bill, <a href="#P256">256-303</a>; his probable
+Premiership, <a href="#P226">226</a>, <a href="#P227">227</a>, <a href="#P249">249</a>, <a href="#P280">280</a>,
+<a href="#P319">319</a>, <a href="#P320">320</a>, <a href="#P349">349</a>; his responsibility,
+as Colonial Secretary, for the Boer
+War, <a href="#P437">437-38</a>, <a href="#P442">442-57</a>; his scheme
+of Home Rule, <a href="#P255">255</a>, <a href="#P326">326</a>; his
+secession from the Liberal party over
+Home Rule, <a href="#P226">226-28</a>, <a href="#P318">318-355</a>;
+Labouchere's admiration of, <a href="#P259">259</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i>
+Bradlaugh, <a href="#P159">159</a>; Labouchere's letters
+to, <i>re</i> the Egyptian policy, <a href="#P205">205-6</a>,
+<a href="#P210">210</a>, <a href="#P211">211</a>; Labouchere's letters to,
+<i>re</i> the Irish Coercion Bill, <a href="#P177">177-187</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i>
+Radicalism, <a href="#P41">41-2</a>, <a href="#P226">226-27</a>;
+Labouchere's opposition to, <a href="#P519">519</a>, <a href="#P531">531</a>;
+on Gladstone's Irish policy, <a href="#P167">167</a>,
+<a href="#P189">189</a>, <a href="#P226">226</a>, <a href="#P263">263</a>, <a href="#P266">266</a>, <a href="#P271">271</a>, <a href="#P306">306</a>;
+on Herbert Gladstone, <a href="#P265">265</a>; on
+the House of Lords, <a href="#P241">241</a>; on the
+Land Question, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P292">292</a>; on the
+Parnell Commission, <a href="#P383">383</a>; on
+Salisbury's Irish policy, <a href="#P251">251</a>; opposes
+the use of coercion in Ireland, <a href="#P165">165</a>,
+<a href="#P173">173</a>, <a href="#P189">189</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chaplin, M.P., Henry, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>; on
+the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P187">187</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chartered Company. <i>See</i> British
+South Africa.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chatham, Earl of, his death, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chaumes, Prussian army at, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chelmsford, Morley at, <a href="#P322">322</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chesterfield, Philip, Earl of, his
+<i>Letters to His Son</i>, <a href="#P29">29</a>; quoted, <a href="#P88">88</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chevreau, M., <a href="#P126">126</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chiala, Signor, on the relations
+between England and Italy, <a href="#P410">410</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chicago, Healy in, <a href="#P310">310</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Childers, M.P., his Irish sympathies,
+<a href="#P150">150</a>, <a href="#P260">260</a>, <a href="#P347">347</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+China, industrialism of, <a href="#P468">468</a>, <a href="#P479">479</a>, <a href="#P487">487</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chinese Labour question, the,
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P531">531</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Chippeway Indians, Labouchere's
+life among the, <a href="#P40">40-41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Christina of Sweden, Queen,
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P245">245</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Church of England, Disestablishment
+of the. See Disestablishment.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Church Patronage Bill, the, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P243">243</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Rates Abolition Act, <a href="#P81">81</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Churchill, Lord Randolph, at
+Brighton, <a href="#P269">269</a>; at Twickenham, <a href="#P356">356</a>;
+Chamberlain on, <a href="#P253">253</a>, <a href="#P264">264</a>, <a href="#P271">271</a>,
+<a href="#P285">285-86</a>, <a href="#P288">288</a>, <a href="#P313">313</a>; Hartington's
+quarrel with, <a href="#P278">278</a>, <a href="#P282">282</a>; Healy on,
+<a href="#P274">274</a>, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P285">285</a>, <a href="#P303">303</a>, <a href="#P313">313</a>, <a href="#P362">362</a>, <a href="#P363">363</a>;
+his comment on Labouchere's
+Michelstown speech, <a href="#P368">368</a>, <a href="#P397">397</a>; his
+friendship with Labouchere, <a href="#P250">250</a>;
+his illness, <a href="#P262">262</a>; his letters to
+Labouchere <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P285">285</a>, <a href="#P289">289</a>,
+<a href="#P298">298</a> ff., <a href="#P307">307</a>; his letter to Salisbury
+<i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P279">279</a>; in Ireland, <a href="#P282">282</a>;
+in opposition, <a href="#P409">409</a>; Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P319">319</a>, <a href="#P344">344</a>; negotiates with the
+Irish party, <a href="#P254">254-303</a>, <a href="#P315">315</a>; on
+Chamberlain, <a href="#P298">298</a>, <a href="#P308">308</a>; on the
+Conservative party, <a href="#P248">248</a>; refers to
+Labouchere as "the religious member," <a href="#P142">142</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Churchill, Winston Spencer, <i>Lord
+Randolph Churchill</i>, quoted, <a href="#P280">280</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Civil List, the, Labouchere's attacks
+on, <a href="#P233">233</a>, <a href="#P234">234</a>, <a href="#P239">239-40</a>, <a href="#P246">246</a>, <a href="#P409">409</a>, <a href="#P413">413</a>,
+<a href="#P465">465-66</a>, <a href="#P478">478</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Clan-na-Gael, the, takes possession
+of Parnell letters, <a href="#P386">386</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Clarendon, Earl of, <a href="#P67">67</a>; Viceroy of
+Ireland, <a href="#P251">251</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Clarke <i>v.</i> Bradlaugh, action of, <a href="#P157">157</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Clayton, John, at New Queen's
+Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cleave, Mr., <a href="#P76">76</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Clongowes, school at, <a href="#P404">404</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Clonmel, Mayor of, at Michelstown,
+<a href="#P366">366</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Coalition Ministry, the, <a href="#P6">6</a>; of 1885
+proposed, <a href="#P268">268</a>, <a href="#P270">270</a>, <a href="#P295">295</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cobden, Richard, on landlordism,
+<a href="#P235">235</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cockermouth, Lawson M.P. for, <a href="#P524">524</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Coercion Bills, passing of the, <a href="#P171">171-179</a>,
+<a href="#P238">238</a>, <a href="#P251">251</a>, <a href="#P256">256</a>, <a href="#P263">263</a>, <a href="#P313">313</a>, <a href="#P357">357-61</a>,
+<a href="#P363">363</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Colenso, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Collectivism <i>v.</i> Individualism
+discussed by Labouchere and
+Hyndman, <a href="#P463">463</a>, <a href="#P464">464</a>, <a href="#P479">479</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Collings, Jes, <a href="#P333">333</a>; his amendment,
+<a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P316">316</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Communism, Hyndman on, <a href="#P485">485</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Condé, Prince de, his army, <a href="#P7">7</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Condorcet, his gambling system, <a href="#P66">66</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Connaught, Duke of, his allowance,
+<a href="#P233">233</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Conservative party, the, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P247">247-48</a>, <a href="#P458">458</a>; their advances to
+the Irish, <a href="#P251">251</a>, <a href="#P308">308</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Constantinople, Labouchere as
+secretary of Embassy at, <a href="#P54">54</a>, <a href="#P62">62-5</a>; Lord
+Stratford Ambassador at, <a href="#P62">62</a>, <a href="#P63">63</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Constitutional monarchy, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P230">230</a>, <a href="#P233">233</a>, <a href="#P242">242</a>, <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cooke, Q.C., W. H., <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Coombe, Gladstone at, <a href="#P214">214</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cooper, Labouchere's tutor at
+Cambridge, <a href="#P22">22</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Co-operation, principle of, <a href="#P472">472</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cork, Mayor of, at Michelstown, <a href="#P366">366</a>,
+<a href="#P367">367</a>; Parnell M.P. for, <a href="#P174">174</a>, <a href="#P378">378</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cortes in Mexico, <a href="#P34">34</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Corti, Count, on the Berlin Congress,
+<a href="#P192">192</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+County Councils, establishment of,
+<a href="#P302">302</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Covent Garden, Labouchere's life in,
+<a href="#P28">28-30</a>, <a href="#P70">70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Covington, Frederick, <a href="#P418">418</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cowper, Lord, Viceroy of Ireland,
+his resignation, <a href="#P174">174</a>; urges coercion,
+<a href="#P165">165</a>, <a href="#P166">166</a>, <a href="#P173">173</a>, <a href="#P175">175</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cox, M.P., J. R., his visit to Arabi,
+<a href="#P223">223</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crampton, Mr., British Minister at
+Washington, <a href="#P46">46</a>, <a href="#P47">47</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crawford, George Morland, leaves
+Paris before the siege, <a href="#P119">119-120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crawford, Mrs., on Labouchere as a
+diplomatist, <a href="#P66">66</a>, <a href="#P67">67-8</a>; on Labouchere
+in Paris before the siege, <a href="#P119">119-120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cremorne, Labouchere at, <a href="#P105">105</a>, <a href="#P129">129</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crimean War, instigated by Lord
+Stratford, <a href="#P63">63</a>; recruiting in America
+for, <a href="#P45">45</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crimes Bill. <i>See</i> Prevention of.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crimping, practice of, in America,
+<a href="#P45">45</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cripps, Sir Alfred, on the Select
+Committee on British South Africa, <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cromer, Lord, as English Controller
+in Egypt, <a href="#P195">195</a>, <a href="#P212">212</a>; in India, <a href="#P210">210</a>;
+on General Gordon, <a href="#P212">212</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cross, Sir R. Assheton, <a href="#P150">150</a>; Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P239">239</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Crown and Country, financial
+relations between, <a href="#P42">42</a>, <a href="#P230">230</a>, <a href="#P232">232</a>, <a href="#P242">242</a>,
+<a href="#P246">246</a>, <a href="#P413">413</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cuernava, Labouchere at, <a href="#P36">36</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cumming, Dr., impersonation of, <a href="#P82">82</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cunynghame, Sir Henry, member of
+the Parnell Commission, <a href="#P373">373-74</a>,
+<a href="#P395">395</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Cyprus, England's lease of, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>,
+<a href="#P197">197</a>, <a href="#P222">222</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Daily Chronicle</i>, Spender of, <a href="#P448">448</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Daily News</i>, affected by Birmingham
+imperialism, <a href="#P96">96</a> <i>n.</i>; Churchill on,
+<a href="#P279">279</a>, <a href="#P286">286</a>; Labouchere as a correspondent
+of, <a href="#P43">43-44</a>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P114">114</a>, <a href="#P119">119-41</a>;
+Labouchere's financial connection
+with, <a href="#P95">95</a>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P492">492</a>; on Home Rule,
+<a href="#P257">257</a>, <a href="#P274">274</a>, <a href="#P279">279</a>, <a href="#P299">299</a>, <a href="#P326">326</a>; on the
+Parnell Commission, <a href="#P383">383-84</a>, <a href="#P393">393</a>; on
+the Triple Alliance, <a href="#P411">411</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Daily Telegraph</i>, its action against
+Labouchere, <a href="#P500">500</a>; Lawley,
+correspondent in Paris, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>; on
+Home Rule, <a href="#P256">256</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dalglish, Robert, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dallas, correspondent in Paris during
+the siege, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dalling, Henry Bulwer, Lord, as
+Ambassador at Constantinople,
+<a href="#P54">54</a>, <a href="#P63">63</a>, <a href="#P64">64</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Damascus, Labouchere at, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Darmstadt, Court of, plays at whist,
+<a href="#P55">55</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Darvill, Mr., town-clerk of Windsor,
+<a href="#P75">75</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Darwin, Charles, Gladstone on, <a href="#P267">267</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Daunt, O'Neill, <a href="#P302">302</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Davitt, Michael, Healy on, <a href="#P254">254</a>; his
+scheme for the nationalisation of
+land, <a href="#P179">179</a>, <a href="#P182">182-83</a>; his letter to
+Labouchere <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P257">257-58</a>;
+Pigott forgeries of, <a href="#P395">395</a>, <a href="#P396">396</a>; speaks
+against the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P363">363</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Davy on the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P182">182</a>, <a href="#P185">185</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Day, Sir Charles, member of the
+Parnell Commission, <a href="#P373">373</a>, <a href="#P393">393</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Deacon, banker, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dead Sea, Labouchere at the, <a href="#P112">112</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Dearer than Life</i>, produced at New
+Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+De Beers Consolidated Mines, the,
+<a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Defence of Philosophic Doubt</i>,
+Balfour's, <a href="#P369">369</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Delaney, his evidence in the Parnell
+Commission, <a href="#P384">384</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Democracy, English government by
+the, Labouchere on, <a href="#P238">238-39</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>,
+<a href="#P413">413</a>, <a href="#P418">418</a>, <a href="#P481">481</a>, <a href="#P540">540</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Derby, Lord, anecdotal photograph
+of, <a href="#P68">68</a>; Grenville Murray's attacks
+on, <a href="#P109">109</a>; his ministry, <a href="#P85">85</a>; retires
+on the Egyptian loan, <a href="#P190">190</a>, <a href="#P191">191</a>,
+<a href="#P193">193</a>; signs the Convention of 1884,
+<a href="#P451">451</a>; travels in America, <a href="#P14">14</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+De Sartines, chief of police, wit of, <a href="#P4">4</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Devonshire, seventh Duke of, his
+death, <a href="#P363">363</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Devonshire, eighth Duke of, on the
+House of Lords, <a href="#P363">363</a>. <i>See</i> Lord
+Hartington.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Devonshire House, anti-Home Rule
+meeting at, <a href="#P344">344</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Devoy, American Fenian, <a href="#P170">170</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dhakool, capture of, <a href="#P219">219</a>, <a href="#P220">220</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dickens, Charles, <i>David Copperfield</i>,
+<a href="#P535">535</a>; <i>Household Words</i>, <a href="#P32">32</a>, <a href="#P68">68</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Dictionary of National Biography</i>,
+<a href="#P46">46</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Diet of Frankfort, the, Bismarck
+Prussian representative at, <a href="#P52">52</a>, <a href="#P54">54</a>,
+<a href="#P55">55</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Digby, Sir Kenelm, <a href="#P28">28</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dilke, Sir Charles, <a href="#P436">436</a>; as a member
+of Gladstone's Government, <a href="#P196">196</a>,
+<a href="#P200">200</a>, <a href="#P204">204</a>, <a href="#P228">228</a>, <a href="#P233">233</a>; his acquaintance
+with foreign affairs, <a href="#P71">71</a>; his
+Egyptian policy, <a href="#P71">71</a>, <a href="#P196">196</a>, <a href="#P200">200</a>, <a href="#P204">204</a>; his
+return to Parliament, <a href="#P418">418</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i> the abolition
+of the House of Lords, <a href="#P532">532-34</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i> the
+Egyptian policy, <a href="#P198">198-200</a>; letters
+to and from Labouchere <i>re</i> Home
+Rule, <a href="#P325">325</a>, <a href="#P327">327-28</a>; secures
+Labouchere's seat in the House, <a href="#P527">527</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dillon, Charles, at Michelstown,
+<a href="#P365">365-67</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P362">362</a>;
+imprisonment of, <a href="#P172">172</a>, <a href="#P174">174</a>; his speeches
+<i>re</i> South Africa, <a href="#P438">438</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Diplomacy, Bismarck on German,
+<a href="#P52">52</a>; Labouchere on English and
+American, <a href="#P44">44</a>, <a href="#P53">53</a>, <a href="#P411">411</a>, <a href="#P452">452</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Disestablishment of the Church of
+England advocated by Labouchere,
+<a href="#P43">43</a>, <a href="#P226">226</a>, <a href="#P234">234</a>, <a href="#P243">243</a>, <a href="#P244">244</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>,
+<a href="#P417">417</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Disraeli, Benjamin. <i>See</i> Beaconsfield.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dongola, <a href="#P434">434</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Donkey as a diet, <a href="#P139">139</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Donleath, Stuart, case of, <a href="#P187">187</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dorking, Mrs. Labouchere at
+Oakdene, near, <a href="#P130">130</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P138">138</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Douay, Abel, death of, <a href="#P123">123</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Douglas, Akers, <a href="#P352">352</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dramatic, artists, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P101">101-102</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; critic, Labouchere as a, <a href="#P496">496</a>, <a href="#P503">503</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dresden, Labouchere as attaché at,
+<a href="#P59">59</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Drink bill, national, <a href="#P466">466</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dublin, headquarters of the Land
+League, <a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P183">183</a>; Healy in, <a href="#P239">239</a>,
+<a href="#P271">271</a>, <a href="#P273">273</a>, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P289">289</a>, <a href="#P303">303</a>; Liberal
+Unionists of, their responsibility
+for the Pigott children, <a href="#P404">404</a>;
+Parliament in, <a href="#P422">422</a>; Parnell at, <a href="#P256">256</a>;
+Ph[oe]nix Park, <a href="#P174">174</a>, <a href="#P175">175</a>; proposed
+Irish Parliament in, <a href="#P252">252</a>, <a href="#P306">306</a>, <a href="#P321">321</a>,
+<a href="#P327">327</a>, <a href="#P339">339</a>; Redmond in, <a href="#P524">524</a>; trial
+of the Land League in, <a href="#P166">166</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Dublin Daily Express</i>, <a href="#P279">279</a>, <a href="#P309">309</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Duclos, Maître, notary to Trochu,
+<a href="#P136">136</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ducrot, General, in Paris, <a href="#P136">136</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dudley, Lord, marriage of, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Duelling, Labouchere's experience of,
+<a href="#P50">50</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dufferin, Lord, his Egyptian policy,
+<a href="#P207">207</a>, <a href="#P208">208</a>, <a href="#P223">223</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dumas, Alexandre, <i>père</i>, Labouchere
+meets, at Genoa, <a href="#P113">113</a>, <a href="#P114">114</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dumas, Mlle. Maria, Labouchere at
+the wedding of, <a href="#P114">114</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dunn, Parliamentary agent at Windsor, <a href="#P75">75</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Du Pre, Caroline, her marriage, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Du Pre, James, banker, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Du Pre, Rev. William Maxwell, his
+marriage, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Durand's, Paris, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Durham, Bishop of, <a href="#P3">3</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Durrant, Mr., solicitor to Sir Henry
+Hoare, <a href="#P76">76</a>, <a href="#P78">78-81</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dyke, Sir W. Hart, <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Dynamite Concession, the, <a href="#P449">449</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Echo</i>, Voules as manager of, <a href="#P493">493</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Economy, Labouchere's political, <a href="#P409">409</a>,
+<a href="#P410">410</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Eden, Frederick Morton, his reminiscence
+of Labouchere at Eton, <a href="#P19">19</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Edict of Nantes, revocation of the, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Edinburgh, Chamberlain at, <a href="#P323">323</a>;
+represented by Goschen, <a href="#P264">264</a>, <a href="#P297">297</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Education, English national,
+Carnarvon on, <a href="#P282">282</a>; Chamberlain on,
+<a href="#P270">270</a>; Conservative support of
+denominational, <a href="#P258">258</a>; Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P42">42-43</a>, <a href="#P84">84</a>, <a href="#P234">234</a>, <a href="#P235">235</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>; Mundella
+as Minister of, <a href="#P286">286</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Edward VII., accession of, <a href="#P148">148</a>; as
+Prince of Wales, defends Grenville
+Murray, <a href="#P67">67</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Edwards, Passmore, acquires the
+<i>Echo</i>, <a href="#P493">493</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Egan, Patrick, his forged
+correspondence with Parnell, <a href="#P358">358</a>,
+<a href="#P372">372-405</a>; treasurer of the Land League
+in Paris, <a href="#P172">172</a>, <a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P182">182</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>, <a href="#P358">358</a>,
+<a href="#P372">372</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Egypt, as a political pawn, <a href="#P310">310-13</a>;
+English occupation of, <a href="#P70">70-71</a>, <a href="#P72">72</a>,
+<a href="#P190">190-224</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>, <a href="#P259">259</a>, <a href="#P434">434</a>; French
+interest in, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>, <a href="#P197">197</a>, <a href="#P203">203</a>, <a href="#P210">210</a>;
+its occupation of the Soudan, <a href="#P209">209</a>;
+its Soudanese frontier established,
+<a href="#P215">215</a>, <a href="#P216">216</a>; national movement under
+the Arabi in, <a href="#P195">195-98</a>, <a href="#P205">205</a>; rule of
+Khedives in, <a href="#P190">190-97</a>, <a href="#P205">205</a>, <a href="#P207">207-8</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Elandslaagte, battle of, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Electoral districts, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P229">229</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Elephant as a diet, <a href="#P138">138</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Elgin, Lord, Governor of Canada, at
+Washington, <a href="#P45">45</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Elizabeth, Queen, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P245">245</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ellenborough, Lady, in Palestine, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ellis, John, <a href="#P427">427</a>, <a href="#P455">455</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ellis, T. E., at Michelstown, <a href="#P365">365</a>, <a href="#P367">367</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+El Obeid, the Mahdi at, <a href="#P209">209</a>, <a href="#P210">210</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Enfield, Lord, his quarrel with
+Labouchere during the Middlesex
+election, <a href="#P85">85-93</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+England, house of Hope transferred
+to, <a href="#P4">4</a>; its relations with America,
+<a href="#P81">81</a>; its relations with Turkey, <a href="#P196">196-7</a>, <a href="#P199">199</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+English, abroad, Labouchere on, <a href="#P95">95</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; diplomatists in Paris during the
+siege, <a href="#P43">43-44</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; institutions contrasted with the
+American, <a href="#P41">41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; system of education contrasted
+with the American, <a href="#P42">42-43</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ephesus, Council of, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Escott, T. H. S., contribution to the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Established Church of England, <i>See</i>
+Disestablishment
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Eton, education at, <a href="#P42">42</a>; Labouchere
+at, <a href="#P18">18-21</a>, <a href="#P251">251</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>, <a href="#P522">522</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Eugenie, Empress, in Paris, <a href="#P124">124</a>, <a href="#P126">126</a>,
+<a href="#P134">134</a>; her letter derided, <a href="#P134">134</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Evans', Convent Garden, <i>habitués</i> of
+<a href="#P28">28</a>, <a href="#P29">29</a>; Labouchere in residence
+at, <a href="#P28">28-31</a>, <a href="#P70">70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Eversley, Lord, <i>Gladstone and
+Ireland</i>, quoted, <a href="#P358">358</a> <i>n.</i>; on the Land
+League, <a href="#P172">172</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Evidence Amendment Act, the, <a href="#P145">145</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Expenses of Voters, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fagan, Captain, received by Wellesley, <a href="#P7">7</a>, <a href="#P12">12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fagging, Labouchere's views on, <a href="#P20">20</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fairfield, Mr., <a href="#P431">431</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fakenham, Rev. John Labouchere
+of, <a href="#P21">21</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Farnham Castle, <a href="#P2">2</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fatherland, production of, <a href="#P103">103</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Favre, Jules, member of the
+Provisional Government, <a href="#P127">127</a>, <a href="#P128">128</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fawcett, Professor, <a href="#P136">136</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fenianism in America, <a href="#P81">81</a>, <a href="#P170">170</a>, <a href="#P288">288</a>,
+<a href="#P310">310-11</a>; in Ireland, <a href="#P171">171</a>, <a href="#P183">183</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>,
+<a href="#P275">275</a>, <a href="#P276">276</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P278">278</a>,
+<a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P292">292</a>, <a href="#P316">316</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fenwick, Mr., directs the case against
+Labouchere for cribbing, <a href="#P24">24-25</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ferdinand VII. of Spain, Napoleon's
+treatment of, <a href="#P8">8</a>, <a href="#P10">10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ferguson, Sir James, <a href="#P410">410</a>, <a href="#P412">412</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fermoy, Labouchere at, <a href="#P365">365</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ferry, Jules, member of the
+Provisional Government, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Feudalism, Labouchere on, <a href="#P241">241</a>. <i>See
+also</i> Land System
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Finance, economical, Labouchere's
+efforts on behalf of, <a href="#P246">246</a>, <a href="#P494">494-95</a>,
+<a href="#P505">505</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Financial Reform Almanack, the,
+quoted, <a href="#P232">232</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fitzgibbon, Churchill visits, <a href="#P282">282</a>,
+<a href="#P289">289</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fitzmaurice, Lord Edmond, his letter
+to Labouchere <i>re</i> retirement, <a href="#P525">525-26</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fletcher Moulton, Privy Councillor,
+<a href="#P531">531</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Florence, flight of the Grand Duke
+from, <a href="#P61">61</a>; Labouchere in, <a href="#P60">60-62</a>, <a href="#P72">72</a>,
+<a href="#P95">95</a>, <a href="#P513">513</a>, <a href="#P517">517-23</a>, <a href="#P530">530-39</a>; Unione
+Club, <a href="#P61">61</a>; <i>Florence Herald</i>, quoted,
+<a href="#P62">62</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Flower, Mr., retires from the
+candidature of Windsor, <a href="#P75">75-80</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Foljambe, Chamberlain on, <a href="#P271">271</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fond du Lac, Labouchere at, <a href="#P41">41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Forbes, Archibald, on the staff of the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>; war correspondent to
+the <i>Daily News</i>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Foreign Office, Archives, examples of
+telegrams in, <a href="#P53">53</a>, <a href="#P54">54</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash; messengers, their expense,
+<a href="#P54">54</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Forster, M.P., R. N., seconds Sir
+H. D. Wolff, <a href="#P148">148</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Forster, W. E., Chief Secretary for
+Ireland, allusions to, in Parnell's
+supposed letters, <a href="#P372">372</a>; blackmailed
+by Pigott, <a href="#P393">393</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P303">303</a>;
+his arrest of Parnell, <a href="#P172">172</a>, <a href="#P254">254</a>; his
+resignation, <a href="#P174">174</a>, <a href="#P188">188</a>, <a href="#P267">267</a>, <a href="#P276">276</a>;
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P297">297</a>; urges
+coercive measures in Ireland, <a href="#P165">165-73</a>,
+<a href="#P176">176</a>, <a href="#P182">182</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Fortnightly Review</i>, Chamberlain on
+Home Rule, in the, <a href="#P255">255</a>; "Radicals
+and Whigs" quoted, <a href="#P41">41</a>, <a href="#P42">42</a>, <a href="#P228">228-29</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fottrell, <a href="#P302">302</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Foucault threatens the Protestants
+of Orthez, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fouché negotiates his own downfall,
+<a href="#P5">5-12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Fowler, Sir Henry, his speech inspired
+by Labouchere, <a href="#P350">350</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+France, financial situation of, in
+1817, <a href="#P12">12</a>, <a href="#P13">13</a>; Guizot on, <a href="#P480">480</a>;
+inauguration of the Third Republic,
+<a href="#P126">126</a>, <a href="#P127">127</a>, <a href="#P191">191</a>; its interests in
+Egypt, <a href="#P190">190</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>, <a href="#P197">197</a>, <a href="#P203">203</a>, <a href="#P210">210</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Franchise, Act of, 1884, the, <a href="#P256">256</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; extension of the, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P229">229</a>, <a href="#P244">244-46</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>. <i>See also</i> Suffrage
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Law for the Transvaal, <a href="#P442">442</a>,
+<a href="#P448">448-49</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Franckfort, Bismarck in, <a href="#P52">52</a>, <a href="#P53">53</a>;
+Labouchere as attaché in, <a href="#P52">52</a>, <a href="#P54">54</a>,
+<a href="#P60">60</a>, <a href="#P69">69</a>, <a href="#P119">119</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Franco-Prussian War, <a href="#P116">116</a>, <a href="#P191">191</a>;
+Labouchere's correspondence during,
+<a href="#P43">43-44</a>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P119">119-41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Freehold Land Society, its work in
+Northampton, <a href="#P143">143</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Freeman's Journal</i>, the correspondence
+between Egan and Pigott in,
+<a href="#P375">375</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Free Trade for Ireland, Davitt on,
+<a href="#P256">256-57</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+French, journalism during the siege
+of Paris, Labouchere on, <a href="#P133">133-36</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; wars, allusions to, <a href="#P287">287</a>, <a href="#P296">296</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Froisard, General, defeat of his Army
+Corps, <a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Galveston, Healy in, <a href="#P310">310</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gambetta, member of the Republican
+Government, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gambling, Labouchere's system in,
+<a href="#P65">65-66</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Garter, Order of the, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Gaulois</i>, its address to the Prussians,
+<a href="#P134">134</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gave, the river, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gedge, Mr., tries to do Labouchere
+out of his seat in the House, <a href="#P527">527</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Genealogist, The</i>, the Labouchere
+pedigree, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Genoa, Labouchere and Dumas at,
+<a href="#P113">113</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+George III., <a href="#P296">296</a>; at Kew, <a href="#P409">409</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+George V., his installation as K.G., <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+George, Mr., his scheme for the
+nationalisation of land, <a href="#P235">235</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+German, Empire, its proposed
+intervention in Egypt, <a href="#P194">194</a>; position
+of Bavaria in, <a href="#P488">488</a>; Socialism in,
+<a href="#P487">487</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; people, Labouchere's dislike of,
+<a href="#P51">51</a>, <a href="#P52">52</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Zollverein, principle of the, <a href="#P294">294</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gibbon, Edward, <a href="#P88">88</a>, <a href="#P151">151</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gibraltar, English tenure of, <a href="#P199">199</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gibson, M.P., Mr., <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Giffen, Mr., quoted, <a href="#P470">470</a>, <a href="#P485">485</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Girondists, the, compared with the
+Irish Nationalists, <a href="#P293">293</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gladstone, Mrs., <a href="#P282">282</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gladstone, Herbert, Lord, Chamberlain
+on, <a href="#P265">265</a>; negotiates between his
+father and Labouchere, <a href="#P214">214-17</a>,
+<a href="#P261">261-303</a>, <a href="#P312">312-55</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gladstone, William Ewart, <a href="#P407">407</a>; his
+Egyptian policy, <a href="#P71">71</a>, <a href="#P189">189</a>, <a href="#P190">190</a>,
+<a href="#P194">194-219</a>; his first administration,
+<a href="#P85">85</a>, <a href="#P86">86</a>, <a href="#P136">136</a> <i>n.</i>; his position in the
+Bradlaugh case, <a href="#P148">148</a>, <a href="#P151">151-55</a>, <a href="#P158">158</a>,
+<a href="#P160">160</a>; his tribute to Bradlaugh,
+<a href="#P160">160-61</a>; Labouchere dubs him "Grand
+Old Man," <a href="#P158">158</a>; opposes coercive
+measures in Ireland, <a href="#P165">165</a>, <a href="#P166">166</a>,
+<a href="#P173">173-75</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>, <a href="#P236">236</a>, <a href="#P238">238</a>; Labouchere's
+admiration of, <a href="#P171">171</a>, <a href="#P176">176</a>; adopts
+coercive measures in Ireland,
+<a href="#P175">175-189</a>; his second administration,
+<a href="#P194">194</a>, <a href="#P297">297</a>; rebukes Labouchere,
+<a href="#P219">219</a>; Chamberlain regarded as the
+successor of, <a href="#P225">225</a>, <a href="#P227">227</a>, <a href="#P249">249</a>, <a href="#P281">281</a>,
+<a href="#P318">318</a>, <a href="#P321">321</a>, <a href="#P348">348</a>; his resignation in
+1885, <a href="#P251">251</a>; his Irish policy prior
+to the Home Rule Bill, <a href="#P252">252-320</a>,
+<a href="#P361">361</a>; in Norway, <a href="#P257">257</a>; Labouchere
+on his motives in the Irish
+question, <a href="#P262">262</a>, <a href="#P281">281</a>, <a href="#P288">288</a>, <a href="#P298">298</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>,
+<a href="#P308">308</a>, <a href="#P313">313</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>, <a href="#P326">326</a>, <a href="#P329">329</a>, <a href="#P419">419</a>; his
+capacity for mystification, <a href="#P265">265</a>,
+<a href="#P278">278</a>, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P335">335</a>, <a href="#P347">347</a>, <a href="#P350">350</a>; his third
+administration, <a href="#P269">269</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P315">315</a>,
+<a href="#P317">317</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P357">357</a>; submits Home Rule
+scheme to the Queen, <a href="#P270">270</a>, <a href="#P287">287</a>
+<i>n.</i>, <a href="#P288">288</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P272">272</a>, <a href="#P274">274</a>,
+<a href="#P283">283-86</a>, <a href="#P290">290</a>, <a href="#P303">303</a>, <a href="#P314">314</a>, <a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P361">361-63</a>;
+Parnell on, <a href="#P278">278</a>; his desire for
+office, <a href="#P281">281-82</a>, <a href="#P288">288</a>; his letters to
+Balfour <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P289">289</a>, <a href="#P298">298</a>;
+Chamberlain on, <a href="#P298">298-300</a>, <a href="#P326">326</a>,
+<a href="#P334">334-35</a>, <a href="#P340">340</a>, <a href="#P342">342</a>, <a href="#P346">346</a>; his popularity,
+<a href="#P305">305</a>, <a href="#P351">351</a>; Chamberlain secedes
+from, <a href="#P318">318-355</a>; introduces the Land
+Bill, <a href="#P321">321</a>; his first Home Rule Bill,
+<a href="#P319">319-357</a>, <a href="#P413">413</a>, <a href="#P416">416</a>, <a href="#P419">419</a>, <a href="#P420">420</a>; his
+letters to Labouchere <i>re</i> the Triple
+Alliance, <a href="#P411">411</a>; his fourth administration,
+<a href="#P412">412</a>, <a href="#P420">420</a>, <a href="#P423">423</a>; his letters
+to Labouchere <i>re</i> his exclusion from
+his Cabinet, <a href="#P412">412-18</a>; his second
+Home Rule Bill, <a href="#P421">421</a>, <a href="#P422">422</a>, <a href="#P528">528</a>;
+his final view of the House of Lords,
+<a href="#P422">422-23</a>; his retirement, <a href="#P96">96</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P274">274</a>,
+<a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P354">354</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Glasgow, Chamberlain at, <a href="#P323">323</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Home Government Association
+of, <a href="#P156">156</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Globe</i>, its interview with Labouchere
+on the fall of Rosebery's Ministry,
+<a href="#P424">424</a>; publishes the Cyprus Convention, <a href="#P192">192</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Godin, Stephen Peter, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gold fields of South Africa, <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Goldney, M.P., Sir Gabriel, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gonesse, <a href="#P140">140</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Goodenough, Sir William, death of,
+<a href="#P437">437</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gordon, Colonel Bill, his conversation on Egypt, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gordon, General, <a href="#P72">72</a>; Arabi on, <a href="#P222">222</a>;
+as Governor-General of the Soudan,
+<a href="#P209">209</a>; his death at Khartoum,
+<a href="#P212">212-15</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gordon, Sir Arthur, <a href="#P222">222</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gorst, Sir John, Healy on, <a href="#P284">284</a>;
+opposes Gladstone's motion in favour
+of Bradlaugh, <a href="#P155">155</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gortschakoff, Prince, at the Berlin
+Congress, <a href="#P192">192</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Goschen, Viscount, negotiates with
+Hartington, <a href="#P281">281</a>, <a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P297">297</a>, <a href="#P348">348</a>;
+on the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P185">185</a>; returned
+for Edinburgh, <a href="#P265">265</a>; unpopularity
+of, <a href="#P262">262</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Goschen-Joubert arrangement with
+Egypt, the, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P206">206</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gosling, Sir Audley, his reminiscences
+of Labouchere, <a href="#P39">39</a>, <a href="#P65">65</a>, <a href="#P65">65</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Got, of the Comédie Française, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Graduated Income Tax, the, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P246">246</a>, <a href="#P247">247</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Graham, General, his command in
+the Soudanese War, <a href="#P213">213</a>, <a href="#P219">219</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Graham, W., counsel for the <i>Times</i>,
+<a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grant, Parliamentary agent at Windsor, <a href="#P75">75</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grantham, M.P., Mr., <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Granville, Lord, <a href="#P121">121</a>; consulted by
+Gladstone <i>re</i> Arabi, <a href="#P204">204</a>; denies
+responsibility for the defeat of
+Hicks Pasha, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grattan, his Parliament, <a href="#P254">254</a>, <a href="#P258">258</a>, <a href="#P306">306</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gravelotte, battle of, <a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Greeks, Labouchere on the, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P496">496</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Green, Paddy, waiter at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>, <a href="#P70">70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Greene, Conynghame, British agent
+at Pretoria, <a href="#P442">442-43</a>, <a href="#P444">444</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Gregory, Sir William, his interest in
+Arabi, <a href="#P221">221</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grenville, Lord, ministry of, <a href="#P6">6-7</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grey, Albert, his amendment of the
+Church Patronage Bill, <a href="#P243">243</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grey, Lord, director of the British
+South Africa Company, <a href="#P428">428</a>; ministry of, <a href="#P6">6-7</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Griffiths, his valuations in the Land
+Court, <a href="#P181">181</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grosvenor, Captain, M.P., for Westminster, <a href="#P80">80</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Grosvenor, Lord Richard, Government
+Whip, <a href="#P146">146</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P314">314</a>;
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P305">305</a>, <a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P316">316</a>; on
+the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P179">179</a>, <a href="#P180">180</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Guinness, Lord, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P239">239-40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Guizot, M., on France, <a href="#P292">292</a>, <a href="#P480">480</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Haag, Frères, <i>La France Protestante</i>, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Habeas Corpus Act, question of its
+suspension in Ireland, <a href="#P165">165-70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hague, The, birth of P.-C. Labouchère at, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Halliday, dramatic author, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hame, General, surrenders Laon, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hamilton, Lord George, his election
+for Middlesex in 1868, <a href="#P85">85-92</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hammond, Anthony, <a href="#P19">19</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hanbury, M.P., Robert, death of, <a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hannen, Sir James, President of the
+Parnell Commission, <a href="#P373">373</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hanover, Crampton, envoy at, <a href="#P45">45</a>;
+Napoleon's plans for, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Hansard</i>, speeches of Labouchere in,
+<a href="#P197">197</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Harcourt, Sir William, <a href="#P407">407</a>; at his
+best in Opposition, <a href="#P409">409</a>, <a href="#P424">424</a>; Healy
+on, <a href="#P260">260</a>, <a href="#P274">274</a>, <a href="#P289">289</a>; his Coercion Bill,
+<a href="#P170">170</a>, <a href="#P175">175</a>, <a href="#P180">180</a>, <a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P184">184</a>, <a href="#P188">188</a>; Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P287">287</a>, <a href="#P313">313</a>, <a href="#P323">323</a>, <a href="#P334">334</a>, <a href="#P344">344</a>;
+moves a new Address, <a href="#P425">425</a> <i>n.</i>; on
+the Michelstown meeting, <a href="#P365">365</a>;
+sits on the Committee on British
+South Africa, <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hardie, Keir, Labouchere on, <a href="#P533">533</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Harold, Canon, <a href="#P404">404</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Harper's Magazine</i>, biographical
+sketch of Labouchere in, <a href="#P38">38</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Harrington, <a href="#P312">312</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P276">276</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Harris, Rutherford, director of the
+South Africa Company, <a href="#P426">426</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Harrison, Morley on his Irish scheme,
+<a href="#P309">309</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Harrow, education at, <a href="#P42">42</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hart Davies, Thomas, visits Labouchere
+in Florence, <a href="#P535">535-37</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hartington, Lord, as Secretary for
+War questioned on the Egyptian
+policy, <a href="#P213">213</a>, <a href="#P214">214</a>, <a href="#P219">219</a>, <a href="#P220">220</a>; Chamberlain
+on, <a href="#P264">264</a>, <a href="#P270">270</a>, <a href="#P271">271</a>, <a href="#P286">286</a>, <a href="#P329">329</a>;
+Churchill on, <a href="#P269">269</a>, <a href="#P281">281</a>; Goschen
+negotiates with, <a href="#P348">348</a>; Healy on,
+<a href="#P260">260</a>, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P363">363</a>; his Irish policy prior
+to the Home Rule Bill, <a href="#P257">257-98</a>;
+his meeting <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P344">344</a> <i>n.</i>;
+his quarrel with Churchill, <a href="#P278">278</a>,
+<a href="#P282">282</a>; Labouchere on his position
+in the Home Rule split, <a href="#P268">268</a>, <a href="#P278">278</a>,
+<a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P287">287</a>, <a href="#P297">297</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>, <a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>, <a href="#P324">324</a>,
+<a href="#P329">329</a>, <a href="#P344">344</a>, <a href="#P351">351</a>; Parnell forgeries
+shown to, <a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P406">406</a>; secedes from
+the Liberal party, <a href="#P228">228</a>, <a href="#P249">249</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hastings, Labouchere at, <a href="#P338">338</a>, <a href="#P339">339</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hatfield, Lord R. Churchill at, <a href="#P286">286</a>,
+<a href="#P287">287</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hatton, Joseph, his biographical
+sketch of Labouchere, <a href="#P38">38</a>, <a href="#P40">40</a>, <a href="#P103">103</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Haussman, M., <a href="#P126">126</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Havana, <a href="#P31">31</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hawarden Castle, Gladstone at, <a href="#P301">301</a>,
+<a href="#P415">415</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Manifesto, issue of the, <a href="#P257">257</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hawkesley, Mr., solicitor, his
+correspondence with Chamberlain, <a href="#P429">429</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P452">452-53</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hawtrey, Dr., headmaster of Eton,
+<a href="#P18">18</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P20">20-21</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Healy, Timothy Michael, agitates for
+Home Rule, <a href="#P254">254-303</a>; Davitt on,
+<a href="#P258">258</a>; his amendments of the
+Coercion Bill, <a href="#P177">177</a>, <a href="#P179">179</a>, <a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P185">185</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>;
+his attack on Chamberlain's article,
+<a href="#P255">255</a> <i>n.</i>; his letters to Labouchere
+<i>re</i> coercive measures in Ireland,
+<a href="#P361">361-64</a>; his letters to Labouchere
+<i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P252">252</a>, <a href="#P256">256</a>, <a href="#P259">259-60</a>,
+<a href="#P271">271-72</a>, <a href="#P273">273-74</a>, <a href="#P283">283-85</a>, <a href="#P289">289-90</a>,
+<a href="#P301">301-3</a>, <a href="#P309">309-15</a>; on Parnell, <a href="#P253">253-54</a>,
+<a href="#P266">266</a>, <a href="#P280">280</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Heath, Labour candidate for Nottingham, <a href="#P93">93</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Heim, Van Der, Dutch statesman, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Heine, Heinrich, <a href="#P538">538</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Herbert, Dr. Alan, in Paris during
+the siege, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Herbert, Edward, at Constantinople,
+<a href="#P63">63</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Herschell, Farrer, his mediation views
+on the Home Rule question, <a href="#P338">338</a>,
+<a href="#P340">340-43</a>, <a href="#P347">347</a>; Solicitor-General, <a href="#P146">146</a>,
+<a href="#P150">150</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hesse family, the, <a href="#P54">54</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hibbert, John Tomlinson, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hicks Beach, Sir Michael, as Chief
+Secretary for Ireland, <a href="#P357">357</a>;
+Bannerman on, <a href="#P455">455</a>; Churchill's scheme
+for, <a href="#P270">270</a>; his Amendment of the
+Budget Bill, <a href="#P251">251</a>; on the Select
+Committee on British South Africa,
+<a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hicks Pasha, defeat and death of,
+<a href="#P210">210-11</a>, <a href="#P213">213</a>, <a href="#P214">214</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hill, Dr. Birkbeck, contributes to the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hill, Frank, editor of the <i>Daily
+News</i>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P286">286</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hill, M.P., Staveley, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hillyer, Mrs., sister of Henry Labouchere, <a href="#P17">17</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hoare, Sir Henry, contests Windsor
+and is unseated, <a href="#P75">75-82</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hodson, Henrietta, appears at the
+New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>;
+Labouchere's letters from Paris to, <a href="#P129">129</a>.
+<i>See</i> Mrs. Labouchere.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Holborn Casino, the, <a href="#P105">105</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Holker, M.P., Sir John, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Holland, invasion of, <a href="#P4">4</a>; Louis
+Buonaparte as king of, <a href="#P4">4-9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Homburg, Labouchere at, <a href="#P54">54</a>, <a href="#P65">65</a>, <a href="#P69">69</a>,
+<a href="#P72">72</a>, <a href="#P95">95</a>, <a href="#P119">119</a>, <a href="#P242">242</a>, <a href="#P419">419</a>, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Home Rule Bill, introduction of, <a href="#P527">527</a>;
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P167">167</a>, <a href="#P189">189</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>, <a href="#P236">236-39</a>,
+<a href="#P508">508</a>, <a href="#P521">521</a>. See also Ireland.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Home Rule Split, the, its effect on
+Labouchere, <a href="#P227">227</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hope, M.P., Beresford, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hope, house of, its dealings with
+America, <a href="#P15">15</a>; John Peter Labouchere
+as a partner in, <a href="#P16">16</a>; P.-C. Labouchère
+as a partner in, <a href="#P2">2-5</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hope, John, takes P.-C. Labouchère
+into partnership, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hopwood, M.P., Mr., member of
+Select Committee on Bradlaugh
+case, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+House of Lords, abolition of the,
+advocated by Labouchere, <a href="#P226">226</a>,
+<a href="#P230">230-33</a>, <a href="#P238">238-42</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Household Suffrage Act, the, its
+effect in Northampton, <a href="#P143">143</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Houston, E. C., his purchase of
+letters from Pigott, <a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P380">380</a>, <a href="#P385">385</a>,
+<a href="#P386">386</a>, <a href="#P389">389</a>, <a href="#P396">396</a>, <a href="#P405">405</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Howard, Lady Mary, her marriage,
+<a href="#P14">14</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hudson, Sir James, English Minister
+at Turin, <a href="#P61">61</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hugessen, Mr. Knatchbull-, Labouchere on, <a href="#P239">239</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hungarians, English enthusiasm for,
+<a href="#P284">284</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hunter, Mr., in Hyde Park, <a href="#P363">363</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hyde Park, demonstration against
+the Coercion Bill in, <a href="#P363">363</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P84">84</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hylands, P.-C. Labouchère settles at,
+<a href="#P13">13</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Hyndman, Mr., defends Socialism
+against Labouchere at Northampton, <a href="#P459">459-90</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Iddesleigh, Lord. <i>See</i> Northcote,
+Sir Stafford.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Illingworth, Radical M.P., <a href="#P345">345</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Illinois, educational system of, <a href="#P42">42</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Imperial Parliament, Labouchere on
+an, <a href="#P293">293</a>, <a href="#P299">299-301</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>, <a href="#P336">336</a>, <a href="#P422">422</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; South African Association, the,
+<a href="#P436">436</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Income Tax, the, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P207">207</a>, <a href="#P246">246</a>, <a href="#P249">249</a>, <a href="#P466">466</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Independence Belge</i>, <a href="#P429">429</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+India, English rule in, <a href="#P135">135</a>; Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P197">197</a>, <a href="#P201">201</a>, <a href="#P204">204</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Individualism <i>v.</i> Collectivism,
+discussed by Labouchere and
+Hyndman, <a href="#P464">464</a>, <a href="#P465">465</a>, <a href="#P480">480</a>, <a href="#P487">487</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Industrial Commission of South
+Africa, <a href="#P447">447</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+International Law, studied by Labouchere, <a href="#P81">81</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ipswich, Labouchere at, <a href="#P333">333</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ireland, agriculture in, <a href="#P292">292</a>; Churchill
+in, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P289">289</a>; disestablishment
+of the Anglican Church in, <a href="#P86">86</a>, <a href="#P88">88</a>;
+Labouchere's political sympathy
+for, <a href="#P72">72</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>, <a href="#P247">247</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>, <a href="#P508">508</a>, <a href="#P521">521</a>,
+<a href="#P523">523</a>; landlordism in, <a href="#P261">261</a>, <a href="#P264">264-65</a>,
+<a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P292">292</a>, <a href="#P361">361-62</a>; Protection in,
+<a href="#P258">258</a>, <a href="#P261">261</a>, <a href="#P276">276-77</a>; question of
+coercive measures in, <a href="#P165">165-89</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>,
+<a href="#P251">251-52,313</a>, <a href="#P318">318-19</a>, <a href="#P329">329</a>, <a href="#P358">358-72</a>;
+question of Home Rule for, <a href="#P167">167</a>,
+<a href="#P189">189</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>, <a href="#P236">236-39</a>, <a href="#P416">416-17</a>, <a href="#P419">419</a>,
+<a href="#P421">421-22</a>, <a href="#P508">508</a>, <a href="#P521">521</a>, <a href="#P523">523</a>; correspondence
+on, <a href="#P250">250-356</a>; secret societies
+in, <a href="#P171">171</a>, <a href="#P177">177</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Irish Nationalist party, the, <a href="#P266">266</a>, <a href="#P293">293</a>;
+Conservative advances to, <a href="#P251">251</a>,
+<a href="#P252">252</a>; English feeling against,
+<a href="#P165">165-66</a>, <a href="#P175">175</a>, <a href="#P240">240-41</a>, <a href="#P258">258</a>, <a href="#P285">285-86</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; patriots in Boston, Labouchere
+among, <a href="#P47">47</a>, <a href="#P48">48</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; police force, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P292">292</a>, <a href="#P316">316</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Privy Council, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P277">277</a>, <a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P294">294</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Irish World, The</i>, <a href="#P310">310</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Irishman</i>, Parnell's purchase of the,
+<a href="#P374">374</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Irving, Sir Henry, appears at the
+New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>, <a href="#P102">102</a>;
+mistaken for the defeated candidate
+at Brentford, <a href="#P92">92</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Irwin, District Police Inspector, <a href="#P370">370</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ismail, Khedive, his claim on the
+Soudan, <a href="#P209">209</a>; his rule in Egypt,
+<a href="#P190">190-95</a>, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ismail Bey Jowdat, W. S. Blunt on,
+<a href="#P215">215</a>, <a href="#P216">216</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ismail Sadyk, murder of, <a href="#P193">193</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ismailia, Lord Wolseley at, <a href="#P208">208</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Italian-Turkish War, the, <a href="#P538">538</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Italian unity, England's support of,
+<a href="#P284">284</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Italy, England's relations with, in the
+Triple Alliance, <a href="#P410">410</a>, <a href="#P411">411</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jackson, Mr., <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jackson, M.P., Sir Henry, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jacobin party, the, <a href="#P293">293</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jamal-ed Din, Sezzed, W. S. Blunt
+on, <a href="#P216">216</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+James, of Hereford, Henry, Lord,
+<a href="#P351">351</a>; Attorney-General, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P148">148</a>,
+<a href="#P150">150</a>; counsel for the <i>Times</i>, <a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>;
+his letter to Labouchere <i>re</i> retirement, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jameson, Dr., history of his Raid,
+<a href="#P426">426-36</a>, <a href="#P438">438</a>, <a href="#P452">452</a>, <a href="#P454">454</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jerrold, Douglas, at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jerusalem, Labouchere at, <a href="#P111">111</a>, <a href="#P112">112</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jeyes, S. H., <i>Mr. Chamberlain</i>, <a href="#P189">189</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Joan of Arc, <a href="#P244">244</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Johannesburg, capture of, <a href="#P454">454</a>; grievances
+of Englishmen in, <a href="#P426">426</a>, <a href="#P427">427</a>,
+<a href="#P431">431-34</a>, <a href="#P442">442</a>, <a href="#P443">443</a>, <a href="#P451">451</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Johnson, Dr. Samuel, <i>Life of</i>, <a href="#P29">29</a>;
+quoted, <a href="#P108">108</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jordan, the, Labouchere at the
+source of, <a href="#P112">112</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Joubert, his arrangement with Goschen,191
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Journalistic London</i>, by Joseph Hatton, <a href="#P38">38</a>, <a href="#P104">104</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Jowdat, Ismail Bey, W. S. Blunt on,
+<a href="#P216">216</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Justice, <a href="#P474">474</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kensit, John, his action against
+Labouchere, <a href="#P500">500</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kératry, Prefect of Police, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kerry, Buller in, <a href="#P361">361</a>, <a href="#P362">362</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kew Bridge, Labouchere at, <a href="#P91">91</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Palace, Labouchere on, <a href="#P409">409</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Khalil Pasha, outwitted at whist, <a href="#P58">58</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Khartoum, <a href="#P72">72</a>; Gordon at, <a href="#P212">212-14</a>;
+the Mahdi at, <a href="#P216">216</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Khedival Domains Loan, the, <a href="#P193">193</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Khedives, rule of the, <a href="#P193">193-200</a>, <a href="#P205">205</a>,
+<a href="#P207">207-8</a>, <a href="#P224">224</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kidderminster, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kilkenny, <a href="#P265">265</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kilmainham Gaol, Parnell's imprisonment
+in, <a href="#P172">172-74</a>, <a href="#P187">187</a>, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P372">372</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kimberley, relief of, <a href="#P441">441</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kinglake, W., his history of the
+Crimean War, <a href="#P62">62</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kingstown, Pigott's home at, <a href="#P376">376</a>,
+<a href="#P402">402</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kipling, Rudyard, his <i>Lest We Forget</i>
+parodied, <a href="#P448">448</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kirkcaldy, Campbell M.P. for, <a href="#P208">208</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kitawber, Labouchere joins a circus
+at, <a href="#P39">39</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kolli, Baron, police agent, <a href="#P10">10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kordofan, the Mahdi at, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Kruger, President of the Transvaal,
+<a href="#P435">435</a>, <a href="#P442">442</a>, <a href="#P446">446</a>, <a href="#P448">448</a>, <a href="#P453">453</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, Henry, his inheritance
+from his uncle, <a href="#P14">14</a>, <a href="#P250">250</a>; his
+recollections of Talleyrand, <a href="#P14">14</a>;
+mistaken for a son of Lord Taunton,
+<a href="#P15">15</a>; his love for America, <a href="#P14">14-15</a>,
+<a href="#P41">41-42</a>, <a href="#P44">44</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>; his birth and
+education, <a href="#P16">16-22</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>; his alleged
+cribbing at Cambridge, <a href="#P22">22-27</a>; his
+propensity for gambling, <a href="#P22">22</a>, <a href="#P29">29</a>, <a href="#P30">30</a>, <a href="#P35">35</a>,
+<a href="#P47">47</a>, <a href="#P55">55</a>, <a href="#P65">65-66</a>, <a href="#P70">70</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>, <a href="#P514">514</a>; his life
+at Evans', <a href="#P28">28-31</a>, <a href="#P70">70</a>; at Wiesbaden,
+<a href="#P30">30</a>; travels in South America, <a href="#P31">31-38</a>,
+<a href="#P496">496</a>; follows a circus, <a href="#P39">39</a>, <a href="#P40">40</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>;
+lives with the Chippeway Indians,
+<a href="#P40">40-41</a>, <a href="#P45">45</a>; imbibes Radicalism in
+America, <a href="#P41">41</a>, <a href="#P226">226</a>; as attaché at
+various embassies, <a href="#P53">53-60</a>, <a href="#P66">66</a>, <a href="#P69">69</a>,
+<a href="#P412">412</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>; lives in Florence during
+his appointment to Parana, <a href="#P60">60-62</a>;
+as Secretary in Constantinople,
+<a href="#P62">62</a>; elected for Windsor and
+unseated, <a href="#P75">75-83</a>; as M.P. for
+Middlesex, <a href="#P83">83-93</a>; his protests against
+extravagant finance, <a href="#P84">84</a>, <a href="#P246">246-47</a>,
+<a href="#P409">409</a>; contests Nottingham, <a href="#P93">93</a>;
+his proprietorship of the <i>Daily
+News</i>, <a href="#P95">95</a>, <a href="#P492">492</a>; his managership of
+the New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P98">98-104</a>,
+<a href="#P491">491</a>, <a href="#P496">496</a>; as financial editor of the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P106">106</a>, <a href="#P491">491</a>, <a href="#P492">492</a>; his editorship
+of <i>Truth</i>, <a href="#P110">110</a>, <a href="#P117">117</a>, <a href="#P492">492-512</a>;
+visits the Holy Land with
+Bellew, <a href="#P11">11-12</a>, <a href="#P496">496</a>; his reminiscences
+of Dumas, <a href="#P113">113-14</a>; his curiosity
+as a journalist, <a href="#P114">114-18</a>; his
+lawsuits, <a href="#P117">117</a>, <a href="#P500">500-2</a>; his experiences
+in Paris during the siege, <a href="#P43">43</a>, <a href="#P96">96</a>,
+<a href="#P106">106</a>, <a href="#P119">119-41</a>; as member for
+Northampton, <a href="#P142">142</a> <i>et seq.</i>; his support
+of Bradlaugh, <a href="#P144">144-64</a>; opposes
+coercion in Ireland, <a href="#P166">166-90</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>,
+<a href="#P363">363-64</a>; his Egyptian policy, <a href="#P196">196-204</a>,
+<a href="#P205">205-20</a>; his defence of Arabi,
+<a href="#P203">203</a>, <a href="#P204">204-5</a>, <a href="#P207">207</a>, <a href="#P220">220-26</a>; his
+conception of Radical government,
+<a href="#P225">225-49</a>, <a href="#P530">530-34</a>; his admiration
+for Chamberlain, <a href="#P225">225-26</a>; his
+Parliamentary influence, <a href="#P250">250</a>, <a href="#P520">520</a>,
+<a href="#P521">521</a>; negotiates between the Irish
+party and the Liberals, <a href="#P252">252-356</a>,
+<a href="#P421">421-22</a>; <i>see also under</i> Chamberlain,
+Gladstone, Hartington, Parnell,
+etc.; at Twickenham, <a href="#P356">356</a>; at
+Michelstown, <a href="#P365">365-71</a>; discovers
+Pigott's forgeries, <a href="#P360">360</a>, <a href="#P371">371-406</a>;
+hoaxes practised on, <a href="#P406">406-8</a>; at his
+best in Opposition, <a href="#P409">409</a>, <a href="#P423">423</a>; on
+the Triple Alliance, <a href="#P410">410</a>, <a href="#P418">418</a>; his
+exclusion from the Cabinet in
+1892, <a href="#P412">412-18</a>, <a href="#P527">527</a>; at Cadenabbia,
+<a href="#P418">418-21</a>, <a href="#P423">423</a>, <a href="#P515">515</a>, <a href="#P533">533-34</a>; his desire
+to become Minister at Washington,
+<a href="#P423">423</a>; his opposition to Lord
+Rosebery's administration, <a href="#P423">423</a>, <a href="#P424">424</a>;
+his report on the Jameson Raid,
+<a href="#P426">426-32</a>; on the Chartered
+Company of British South Africa,
+<a href="#P431">431-34</a>; opposes the Boer War,
+<a href="#P438">438-457</a>; discusses Socialism with
+Hyndman at Northampton, <a href="#P459">459-90</a>;
+his chief characteristics, <a href="#P496">496-499</a>,
+<a href="#P512">512-15</a>; his retirement and home
+at Florence, <a href="#P517">517-36</a>; his appointment
+as Privy Councillor, <a href="#P523">523</a>,
+<a href="#P526">526</a>, <a href="#P530">530-31</a>; on the seating of the
+House of Commons, <a href="#P527">527-30</a>; his
+death and burial, <a href="#P536">536-40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, Henry, son of Pierre-César,
+his political career, <a href="#P13">13-15</a>.
+<i>See</i> Taunton, Baron
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, John Peter, father of
+Henry, <a href="#P14">14</a>, <a href="#P16">16</a>; his death, <a href="#P130">130</a> <i>n.</i>;
+visits his son at Cambridge, <a href="#P27">27</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, Rev. John, <a href="#P21">21</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, Matthieu, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, Mrs., mother of Henry,
+letters from Paris to, <a href="#P128">128</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P130">130</a>,
+<a href="#P138">138</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchere, Mrs., wife of Henry, at
+the New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>;
+death of, <a href="#P535">535</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labouchère, Pierre-César,
+grandfather of Henry, his partnership
+in the house of Hope, <a href="#P2">2-5</a>; his
+portrait, <a href="#P2">2</a> <i>n.</i>; his two sons, <a href="#P13">13</a>, <a href="#P16">16</a>;
+negotiates for peace between
+England and France, <a href="#P4">4-12</a>; restores
+French credit, <a href="#P12">12</a>, <a href="#P13">13</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labour party, rise of the, <a href="#P518">518</a>, <a href="#P531">531</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Labour <i>v.</i> Capital, discussed by
+Hyndman and Labouchere at
+Northampton, <a href="#P460">460-90</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+La Bruyère, on married life, <a href="#P93">93</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ladies' Land League, work of the,
+<a href="#P173">173</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ladysmith, relief of, <a href="#P440">440-41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lambri Pasha, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lancashire opposes Home Rule, <a href="#P280">280</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Land Bill, the, <a href="#P159">159</a>, <a href="#P421">421-22</a>;
+amendments of, <a href="#P187">187</a>; Chamberlain on,
+<a href="#P329">329</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P292">292</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>, <a href="#P320">320</a>,
+<a href="#P332">332</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P309">309</a>; rejection of, <a href="#P357">357</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Land League, the, establishes
+Boycotting, <a href="#P165">165</a>; its "no Rent"
+manifesto, <a href="#P172">172</a>; its suppression, <a href="#P172">172-75</a>;
+its useful functions, <a href="#P171">171</a>, <a href="#P358">358</a> <i>n.</i>;
+prosecution of, <a href="#P166">166</a>; the <i>Times</i> on,
+<a href="#P360">360</a>, <a href="#P382">382</a>; two sections of, <a href="#P182">182</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Land system, English, Labouchere
+on the, <a href="#P231">231</a>, <a href="#P234">234</a>, <a href="#P235">235</a>, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Landlordism in Ireland, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P292">292</a>, <a href="#P295">295</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Laon, Prussian army at, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lascelles, Sir Frank, announces the
+deposition of Ismail, <a href="#P194">194</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Last, Parliamentary agent at Windsor,
+<a href="#P76">76</a>, <a href="#P81">81</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Last Days of Pompeii</i>, produced at
+the New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P100">100</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Latham, examiner at Cambridge, <a href="#P24">24</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lausanne, Pigott at, <a href="#P385">385</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lawley, Frank, correspondent in
+Paris during the siege, <a href="#P120">120</a>, <a href="#P138">138</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P140">140</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lawson, Lionel, at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lawson, Mr. Justice, <a href="#P277">277</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lawson, Sir Wilfrid, his amendment
+seconded by Labouchere, <a href="#P205">205</a>, <a href="#P213">213</a>;
+his letter to Labouchere, <i>re</i>
+retirement, <a href="#P524">524-25</a>; seconds
+Labouchere's resolution against the
+House of Lords, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Laycock, contests Nottingham, <a href="#P93">93</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Leech, John, at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Leeds, Balfour at, <a href="#P524">524</a>; Herbert
+Gladstone at, <a href="#P263">263</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Leeds Mercury</i> on Home Rule, <a href="#P256">256</a>;
+publishes Gladstone's Home Rule
+scheme, <a href="#P277">277</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lefevre, Shaw, <a href="#P266">266</a>; Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P200">200-1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Legislation, the technique of,
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P229">229</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Leicester, Chamberlain at, <a href="#P270">270</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lennox, Lord Henry, his opposition
+to Bradlaugh, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>, <a href="#P156">156</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Levi, Leone, quoted by Labouchere,
+<a href="#P470">470</a>, <a href="#P484">484</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lewis, Sir George, as solicitor to
+Labouchere, <a href="#P108">108</a>, <a href="#P501">501</a>, <a href="#P510">510</a>; as
+solicitor to Parnell, <a href="#P375">375-79</a>, <a href="#P386">386-89</a>,
+<a href="#P393">393-98</a>; his death, <a href="#P536">536</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Liberal, party, its breach with the
+Irish, <a href="#P172">172</a>, <a href="#P179">179</a>, <a href="#P187">187</a>, <a href="#P252">252-53</a>; its
+policy in Egypt, <a href="#P190">190</a>, <a href="#P194">194-224</a>;
+its treatment of Gladstone, <a href="#P284">284</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Unionist party, the, <a href="#P422">422</a>;
+Chamberlain joins, <a href="#P228">228</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Licences, Brewers', Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Life of Parnell</i>, O'Brien's, <a href="#P174">174</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Limited Liability Companies,
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P465">465-67</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lincoln, Mass., Egan at, <a href="#P381">381</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Linton, Mrs. Lynn, on the staff of the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lobengula, raid on King, <a href="#P433">433</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Local Government, Chamberlain on,
+<a href="#P264">264</a>, <a href="#P265">265</a>, <a href="#P311">311</a>; Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P167">167</a>, <a href="#P265">265</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lockwood, Mark, <a href="#P455">455</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+London, death-rate of, <a href="#P463">463</a>, <a href="#P482">482-83</a>;
+Ismail Bey Jowdat in, <a href="#P216">216</a>;
+Labouchere's homes in: Albany, <a href="#P78">78</a>;
+Bolton Street, <a href="#P110">110</a>, <a href="#P116">116</a>; Hamilton
+Place, <a href="#P13">13-14</a>; Old Palace Yard,
+<a href="#P39">39</a>, <a href="#P224">224</a>; Portland Place, <a href="#P16">16</a>;
+Queen Anne's Gate, <a href="#P71">71</a>, <a href="#P158">158</a>, <a href="#P177">177</a>;
+Labouchere's knowledge of, <a href="#P104">104</a>,
+<a href="#P105">105</a>; P.-C. Labouchère's mission in, <a href="#P4">4</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Londonderry, Lord, as Viceroy of
+Ireland, <a href="#P357">357</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Long, quoted by Hyndman, <a href="#P481">481</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Louis XIV., religious persecutions of, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Louis XVIII., his ministers, <a href="#P12">12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Louis of Bavaria, King, in Munich,
+<a href="#P49">49</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lowe, Mr., his clause in the Public
+Schools Bill, <a href="#P84">84</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lowther, James, his Irish policy,
+<a href="#P176">176</a>, <a href="#P178">178</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lucy, Sir Henry, <i>More Passages by
+the Way</i>, <a href="#P3">3</a> <i>n.</i>; on Labouchere's
+political influence, <a href="#P250">250</a>; on
+Labouchere's retirement, <a href="#P526">526</a>, <a href="#P527">527</a>; on
+the staff of the <i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>, <a href="#P527">527</a>;
+<i>The Balfourian Parliament</i>, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lugard, Captain, in Uganda, <a href="#P421">421</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lumley, Augustus, cotillon leader in
+St. Petersburg, <a href="#P57">57</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lush, Lord Justice, his judgment
+against Bradlaugh, <a href="#P157">157</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lydon, John and Margaret, <a href="#P168">168</a>, <a href="#P169">169</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lying Clubs, Labouchere on, <a href="#P117">117-18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lynch, Quested, in Paris, during the
+siege, <a href="#P138">138</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lyons, Lord, in Paris and Tours,
+<a href="#P121">121</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lyons, M.P., Dr., on the membership
+for Northampton, <a href="#P149">149</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Lyre, The</i>, proposed title for <i>Truth</i>,
+<a href="#P493">493</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Lytton, Lord, his information <i>re</i> the
+Berlin Congress, <a href="#P192">192</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Maamtrasna, affair of, <a href="#P263">263</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+M'Carthy, Justin, Churchill on, <a href="#P279">279</a>,
+<a href="#P286">286</a>; <i>Daily News Jubilee</i>, <a href="#P128">128</a> <i>n.</i>;
+Healy on, <a href="#P276">276</a>; his defence of
+Arabi, <a href="#P196">196</a>; on the staff of the
+<i>Daily News</i>, <a href="#P279">279</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+M'Carthy, Rev. Mr., at Michelstown
+<a href="#P366">366</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+McCulloch, Mr., quoted, <a href="#P408">408</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+McCurdy, C. A., on Labouchere and
+Bradlaugh, <a href="#P162">162-63</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Macdonald, <i>Diary of the Parnell
+Commission</i>, quoted, <a href="#P383">383</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P384">384</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P393">393</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P402">402</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+McKinley, President, <a href="#P439">439</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Macmahon, Marshal, at Metz, <a href="#P123">123-24</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Madelin, Louis, <i>Fouché</i>, <a href="#P10">10</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Madras, <a href="#P221">221</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Madrid, British Embassy in, <a href="#P83">83</a>;
+Pigott's suicide in, <a href="#P401">401</a>, <a href="#P405">405</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Magersfontein, <a href="#P445">445</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Maguire, Mr., <a href="#P428">428</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mahdi, the, rebellion of, <a href="#P208">208-20</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Malet, Sir Alexander, British
+representative at the Diet of Frankfort,
+55,69
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Malet, Sir Edward, <a href="#P69">69</a>; as
+Consul-General in Egypt, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mallet, T. L.; his journal, <a href="#P13">13</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Malta, negotiations for the possession
+of; <a href="#P8">8</a>; reinforcement of its garrison, <a href="#P197">197</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Malthusianism, Bradlaugh's views
+on, <a href="#P144">144</a>; Hyndman on, <a href="#P460">460</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Manchester, <a href="#P97">97</a>; Chamberlain at,
+<a href="#P323">323</a>; death-rate of, <a href="#P463">463</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Manchester Guardian</i> on Home Rule,
+<a href="#P256">256</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Manning, Cardinal, supports Bradlaugh, <a href="#P156">156</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>M.A.P.</i>, <a href="#P117">117</a>; on Labouchere's retirement, <a href="#P521">521</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marburg, Labouchere in, <a href="#P59">59</a>, <a href="#P60">60</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marcy, Mr., American Secretary of
+State, his love of whist, <a href="#P49">49</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marie Louise, Empress, her marriage,
+<a href="#P4">4</a>, <a href="#P5">5</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marienbad, Campbell Bannerman at,
+<a href="#P455">455</a>; Labouchere at, <a href="#P526">526</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Marseillaise</i>, the, <a href="#P127">127</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marshall, Alfred, <i>Principles of
+Economics</i>, quoted, <a href="#P482">482</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marvin, translator of the Cyprus
+Convention, <a href="#P192">192</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Marx, Carl, quoted by Hyndman,
+<a href="#P481">481</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Maryborough prison, <a href="#P384">384</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mashonaland, occupation of, <a href="#P433">433</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Massey, W. H., M.P., <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Matabele War, the, <a href="#P433">433</a>, <a href="#P434">434</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Matthew, Mr. Justice, his judgment
+against Bradlaugh, <a href="#P157">157</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Matthews, Mr., counsel, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Maxau, <a href="#P122">122</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Maxwell, Sir Benson, superintends
+Egyptian tribunals, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Maxwell, Sir William of Monteith, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+May, Sir Thomas Erskine, Clerk of
+the House, <a href="#P145">145</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mayo, Lord his English agent, <a href="#P165">165</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Meagher, Irish patriot, Labouchere
+mistaken for, <a href="#P48">48</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Medicine, Labouchere's interest in
+the science of, <a href="#P60">60</a>, <a href="#P507">507</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Melbourne, Lord, his <i>laissez-faire</i>
+policy, <a href="#P229">229</a>; ministry of, <a href="#P13">13</a>; on
+the Garter, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Meredith, George, <i>Richard Feverel</i>,
+<a href="#P522">522</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Merewether, lawyer, contests
+Northampton, <a href="#P144">144</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Merivale, Herman, his anecdote of
+Labouchere and his uncle, <a href="#P82">82</a>; his
+<i>Time and the Hour</i> produced at the
+New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P98">98</a>, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mersey, Lord, <a href="#P428">428</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Metz, Napoleon III. at, <a href="#P122">122</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P123">123</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mexico, Labouchere in, <a href="#P32">32-38</a>, <a href="#P72">72</a>,
+<a href="#P100">100</a>, <a href="#P496">496</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Michael Angelo, Labouchere modernises
+the villa of, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Michelstown, police charge at, <a href="#P365">365-70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Middlesex, Labouchere as member
+for in 1867, <a href="#P83">83-86</a>, <a href="#P99">99</a>, <a href="#P143">143</a>;
+Labouchere contests unsuccessfully in
+1868, <a href="#P85">85-93</a>, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Middlesex Coal Dues, the, Labouchere on, <a href="#P85">85</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mijwel el Mizrab, Sheykh, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Milan, decree of, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Military Knights of Windsor, Labouchere on, <a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mill, John Stuart, quoted, <a href="#P247">247</a>, <a href="#P481">481</a>,
+<a href="#P482">482</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Miller, Joaquin, <a href="#P40">40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Milner, Alfred, Lord, as Commissioner
+for South Africa, <a href="#P435">435</a>, <a href="#P442">442</a>;
+as Governor of Cape Colony, <a href="#P437">437</a>,
+<a href="#P442">442</a>, <a href="#P445">445</a>, <a href="#P448">448</a>, <a href="#P456">456</a>; his <i>England
+in Egypt</i> quoted, <a href="#P210">210</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Minneapolis, Labouchere at, <a href="#P41">41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mississippi steamboats, the, <a href="#P106">106</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Modern Egypt</i>, Lord Cramer's, <a href="#P213">213</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mohamed Ahmed. <i>See</i> Mahdi
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Molière, Marie-Madeleine, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mollerus, Dutch statesman, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Moltke, rumour of his death, <a href="#P134">134</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Monarchy, English, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P230">230-31</a>, <a href="#P233">233</a>, <a href="#P242">242-43</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Moncrieff, Colonel Scott-, directs the
+irrigation of Egypt, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Monson, Sir Edmund, his letter to
+Labouchere <i>re</i> retirement, <a href="#P526">526</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mont Blanc, <a href="#P44">44</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Monteith, Maxwell of, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Montes, Lola, <a href="#P49">49</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Montreal, Healy at, <a href="#P310">310</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Moonlighting in Ireland, <a href="#P173">173</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Moore, Messrs. Telbin and, <a href="#P98">98</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+More's <i>Utopia</i>, <a href="#P489">489</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Morgan, Osborne, his speeches on
+Ireland, <a href="#P260">260</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Morley, Arnold, his mediation on the
+Home Rule question, <a href="#P322">322</a>, <a href="#P334">334</a>,
+<a href="#P338">338-43</a>. <a href="#P347">347</a>; part proprietor of
+the <i>Daily News</i>, <a href="#P95">95</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Morley of Blackburn, John, Earl,
+Chamberlain on, <a href="#P299">299</a>, <a href="#P302">302</a>, <a href="#P326">326</a>;
+Davitt on, <a href="#P257">257-58</a>; his letters to
+Labouchere <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P317">317</a>,
+<a href="#P327">327</a>, <a href="#P331">331</a>; his <i>Life of Gladstone</i>
+quoted, <a href="#P365">365</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P371">371</a>, <a href="#P382">382</a>, <a href="#P422">422</a>; his
+resignation, <a href="#P325">325</a>; his views on
+Home Rule, <a href="#P309">309</a>, <a href="#P322">322</a>, <a href="#P329">329</a>, <a href="#P332">332</a>,
+<a href="#P333">333</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P282">282</a>, <a href="#P324">324</a>, <a href="#P327">327</a>;
+on Gladstone's Egyptian policy,
+<a href="#P190">190</a>; opposes coercion in Ireland, <a href="#P173">173</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Morning Post</i>, Bowles correspondent
+in Paris of the, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>; Grenville
+Murray as correspondent of, <a href="#P67">67</a>;
+on Labouchere's retirement, <a href="#P521">521-22</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+"Moss, Moses," <a href="#P505">505</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mott's Foley Street rooms, <a href="#P105">105</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Moulton, Mr. Gladstone's letter to,
+<a href="#P353">353</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mountmorres, Lord, murder of, <a href="#P165">165</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mudford, journalist, <a href="#P278">278</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mulgrave, Lord, Viceroy of Ireland,
+<a href="#P251">251</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mulhall, Mr., statistician, <a href="#P485">485</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Mundella, Minister for Education,
+<a href="#P285">285</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Munich, Labouchere as attaché in,
+<a href="#P49">49</a>, <a href="#P50">50</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Murat, Joachim, as King of Naples,
+<a href="#P8">8</a>, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Murphy, David, cashier, <a href="#P396">396</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Murphy, Serjeant, at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>;
+counsel for the <i>Times</i>, <a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Murray, Grenville, betrays official
+secrets in the <i>Morning Post</i>, <a href="#P67">67-68</a>;
+his action against Lord Carrington,
+<a href="#P110">110</a> <i>n.</i>; on the staff of the <i>World</i>,
+<a href="#P109">109</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nantes, P.-C. Labouchère at, <a href="#P2">2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Napier, Mr., his defence of Arabi,
+<a href="#P222">222</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Naples, kingdom of, <a href="#P8">8</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Napoleon I., his ideal woman, <a href="#P246">246</a>;
+Labouchere on, <a href="#P480">480</a>; negotiates for
+peace with England, <a href="#P5">5-12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Napoleon III. at Metz, <a href="#P122">122</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P123">123-24</a>;
+his imprisonment, <a href="#P122">122</a>, <a href="#P124">124-25</a>,
+<a href="#P126">126</a>; his plan of campaign, <a href="#P122">122</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P123">123</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Natal, war spirit in, <a href="#P437">437</a>, <a href="#P438">438</a>, <a href="#P449">449</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+National, debt, Labouchere on the,
+<a href="#P475">475</a>, <a href="#P477">477</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; income, the, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P465">465</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>National Reformer</i>, Bradlaugh's statement
+of his case in the, <a href="#P146">146-47</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nationalisation, of land, Labouchere
+on the, <a href="#P235">235</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; of railways, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P486">486</a>, <a href="#P487">487</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Navy, Labouchere on the, <a href="#P478">478</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Neutrality Law, Labouchere on the
+inadequacy of the English, <a href="#P81">81</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Newcastle, <a href="#P478">478</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Newgate, Labouchere's description
+of, <a href="#P114">114-15</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Newman, Cardinal, his position in
+regard to Bradlaugh, <a href="#P156">156</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Newmarket, Labouchere at, <a href="#P22">22</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+New Mexico, Pueblas of, <a href="#P486">486</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+New Queen's Theatre, Labouchere
+as manager of, <a href="#P98">98-104</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Newton, Mr., censure of, <a href="#P428">428</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+New Windsor, Labouchere's election
+for, <a href="#P75">75-82</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+New York, <a href="#P106">106</a>; Healy in, <a href="#P310">310</a>;
+Labouchere in, <a href="#P41">41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>New York Herald</i>, <a href="#P382">382</a>, <a href="#P526">526</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nice, Labouchere at, <a href="#P95">95</a>, <a href="#P97">97</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nicholas, Emperor, Lord Stratford's
+hatred of, <a href="#P63">63</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nicholson's Nek, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Nineteenth Century</i>, Cardinal
+Manning's article in the, <a href="#P156">156</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nolan, M.P., Colonel, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>; his
+returns, <a href="#P302">302</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nolte, Vincent, his reminiscences of
+P.-C. Labouchère, <a href="#P3">3</a>, <a href="#P4">4</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nonconformists, their anti-Irish feeling, <a href="#P306">306</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Norfolk, Labouchere in, <a href="#P22">22</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Norman, Henry, <a href="#P278">278</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>North Briton</i>, <a href="#P164">164</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+North Camberwell, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P247">247</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Northampton, Bradlaugh returned
+for, <a href="#P142">142-45</a>, <a href="#P149">149</a>, <a href="#P151">151-52</a>, <a href="#P157">157</a>;
+Hyndman at, <a href="#P459">459</a>; industrialism
+of, <a href="#P462">462</a>, <a href="#P467">467</a>; Labouchere, M.P. for,
+<a href="#P14">14</a>, <a href="#P105">105</a>, <a href="#P106">106</a>, <a href="#P116">116</a>, <a href="#P142">142-45</a>, <a href="#P148">148-49</a>,
+<a href="#P158">158</a>, <a href="#P159">159</a>, <a href="#P161">161</a>, <a href="#P167">167</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>, <a href="#P410">410</a>, <a href="#P415">415-18</a>,
+<a href="#P459">459</a>, <a href="#P465">465</a>, <a href="#P503">503</a>; Labouchere's
+retirement from, <a href="#P518">518-527</a>; Liberal
+and Radical Association, its tribute
+to Labouchere, <a href="#P539">539-40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Northampton Echo</i> quoted, <a href="#P162">162</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Northampton Mercury</i> quoted, <a href="#P143">143</a>,
+<a href="#P144">144</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Northbrook, Lord, <a href="#P13">13</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Northcote, Sir Stafford, his motion
+against Bradlaugh, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P152">152-55</a>;
+his motion on the Egyptian policy,
+<a href="#P213">213</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Norway, Gladstone in, <a href="#P257">257</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nottingham, contested by Labouchere, <a href="#P93">93</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Nubar, his Premiership, <a href="#P193">193-94</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Brien, R., Barry, his articles on
+the Irish question, <a href="#P257">257</a>; his <i>Life
+of Lord Russell of Killowen</i>, <a href="#P391">391</a> <i>n.</i>;
+his <i>Life of Parnell</i> quoted, <a href="#P252">252</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P257">257</a> <i>n.</i>; on the murder of Lord
+F. Cavendish, <a href="#P174">174-75</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Brien, Smith, his Irish rising, <a href="#P48">48</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Brien, W., <a href="#P312">312</a>; Healy on, <a href="#P276">276</a>,
+<a href="#P363">363</a>; his influence in Ireland, <a href="#P533">533</a>;
+his Irish policy, <a href="#P256">256</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Connor, John, at Michelstown, <a href="#P365">365</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Connor, Mrs. T. P., her reminiscence
+of Labouchere among the
+Indians, <a href="#P40">40-41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Connor, T. P., on the Coercion Bill,
+<a href="#P178">178</a>; on Labouchere's retirement,
+<a href="#P520">520-21</a>; supports the Tories <i>re</i>
+Home Rule, <a href="#P261">261</a>, <a href="#P266">266</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Odessa, Grenville Murray as Consul
+at, <a href="#P68">68</a>, no
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Donnell, F. H., his case against
+the <i>Times</i>, <a href="#P372">372-74</a>, <a href="#P392">392</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Donoghue, The, on Labouchere, <a href="#P169">169</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Kelly, James, Pigott forgeries of
+his letters, <a href="#P386">386</a>, <a href="#P394">394</a>, <a href="#P396">396</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ollivier, French Premier, resignation
+of, <a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Onslow, M.P., David, <a href="#P146">146</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Oppenheim, Henry, <a href="#P287">287</a>; part
+proprietor of the <i>Daily News</i>, <a href="#P95">95</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Orange Free State, annexation of the,
+<a href="#P445">445</a>, <a href="#P449">449</a>, <a href="#P454">454</a>, <a href="#P456">456</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Orangemen oppose Home Rule, <a href="#P291">291</a>,
+<a href="#P294">294</a>, <a href="#P345">345</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Orinoco</i>, s.s., <a href="#P31">31</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Orthez, home of the Labouchere
+family, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Orton, Arthur, dines with Labouchere, <a href="#P116">116</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Shea, Captain, Healy on, <a href="#P276">276</a>; his
+supposed share in the forged letters,
+<a href="#P373">373</a>, <a href="#P381">381</a>; negotiates between
+Parnell and Gladstone, <a href="#P173">173</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+O'Shea, J. Augustus, correspondent
+in Paris during the siege, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Osman Digna captures Tokar, <a href="#P213">213</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ostrogotha, Duchess of, her baby's
+birth, <a href="#P53">53</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Otrante, Duc d'. <i>See</i> Fouché.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ouvrard, tool of Fouché, <a href="#P10">10-12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Oxford, Henry Labouchere the elder
+at, <a href="#P13">13</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Palikao, Count, French Premier,
+<a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Pall Mall Gazette</i>, Bingham
+correspondent in Paris for, <a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>;
+inspired by Gladstone, <a href="#P278">278</a>;
+Morley's editorship of, <a href="#P173">173</a>; refuses
+Pigott forgeries, <a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P406">406</a>; Stead's
+letter in, <a href="#P411">411</a>; W. S. Blunt's
+defence of Arabi in, <a href="#P222">222</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Palmerston, Lord, <a href="#P46">46</a> <i>n.</i>; his
+agreement with Murray, <a href="#P67">67-68</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Palmyra, Labouchere at, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Palto at Twickenham, <a href="#P356">356</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parana, Republic of, Labouchere's
+appointment to, <a href="#P60">60</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Paris, British Embassy in, <a href="#P83">83</a>, <a href="#P120">120</a>;
+death of Grenville Murray in,
+<a href="#P110">110</a> <i>n.</i>; headquarters of the Land
+League in, <a href="#P172">172</a>, <a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P182">182</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>;
+Labouchere in, <a href="#P30">30</a>, <a href="#P31">31</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to London during
+the siege of, <a href="#P43">43</a>, <a href="#P44">44</a>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P106">106</a>, <a href="#P119">119</a>,
+<a href="#P124">124-41</a>; Louis Buonaparte in, <a href="#P8">8</a>;
+Parnell letters in, <a href="#P385">385</a>, <a href="#P386">386</a>, <a href="#P389">389</a>;
+P.-C. Labouchère summoned by
+Napoleon to, <a href="#P11">11-12</a>; Pigott in,
+<a href="#P394">394-95</a>, <a href="#P396">396</a>, <a href="#P401">401</a>; public parks of, <a href="#P84">84</a>;
+Queen Christina in, <a href="#P245">245</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parish Councils Bill, the, <a href="#P422">422</a>, <a href="#P479">479</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parliament, House of Commons,
+extravagance of, <a href="#P410">410</a>; payment
+of members of, <a href="#P229">229</a>, <a href="#P230">230</a>; reasons
+for entering, <a href="#P74">74</a>; seating
+accommodation of, <a href="#P527">527-30</a>; triennial
+election of, <a href="#P229">229</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parliament, House of Lords, abolition
+of, <a href="#P226">226</a>, <a href="#P230">230-33</a>, <a href="#P238">238-42</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>, <a href="#P417">417</a>,
+<a href="#P422">422</a>, <a href="#P425">425</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P527">527</a>, <a href="#P531">531-34</a>; its
+obstruction of the Home Rule Bill,
+<a href="#P290">290</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parliamentary, journalist, Labouchere as, <a href="#P504">504</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Oaths Act, the, its bearing in the
+case of Bradlaugh, <a href="#P145">145</a>, <a href="#P151">151</a>, <a href="#P155">155</a>,
+<a href="#P157">157</a>, <a href="#P160">160</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parnell, Charles Stewart, speaks in
+favour of Bradlaugh, <a href="#P153">153</a>; as
+president of the Land League, <a href="#P165">165</a>,
+<a href="#P166">166</a>, <a href="#P177">177</a>, <a href="#P182">182</a>, <a href="#P358">358</a> <i>n.</i>; his imprisonment
+and release, <a href="#P172">172-74</a>, <a href="#P252">252</a>, <a href="#P254">254</a>;
+his position as Irish leader during
+the Home Rule struggle, <a href="#P173">173-189</a>,
+<a href="#P236">236</a>, <a href="#P237">237</a>, <a href="#P252">252-356</a>; his confidence
+in Labouchere, <a href="#P250">250</a>; Lord
+Carnarvon treats with, <a href="#P252">252</a>; his
+motives discussed by Healy, <a href="#P254">254</a>, <a href="#P266">266</a>,
+<a href="#P271">271</a>, <a href="#P274">274</a>, <a href="#P276">276</a>, <a href="#P285">285</a>, <a href="#P290">290</a>, <a href="#P362">362</a>; Davitt
+on, <a href="#P257">257-58</a>; Chamberlain on, <a href="#P266">266-67</a>,
+<a href="#P317">317</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P273">273</a>, <a href="#P280">280</a>,
+<a href="#P312">312</a>, <a href="#P314">314-17</a>, <a href="#P332">332</a>, 337: his letters to
+Labouchere <i>re</i> Home Rule, <a href="#P275">275-76</a>;
+on Gladstone, <a href="#P278">278</a>; introduces the
+Land Bill, <a href="#P357">357</a>; publication of his
+supposed letters in the <i>Times</i>,
+<a href="#P359">359-60</a>, <a href="#P361">361</a>, <a href="#P371">371</a>; his amendment to the
+Speech from the Throne, <a href="#P369">369</a>;
+denies the authorship of his
+supposed letters, <a href="#P372">372-73</a>, <a href="#P397">397</a>; his
+defence by Sir C. Russell, <a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P392">392-98</a>; his unpopularity in
+America, <a href="#P378">378</a>; his letters to Labouchere
+<i>re</i> the Pigott forgeries, <a href="#P383">383-84</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parnell Commission, the, history of,
+<a href="#P360">360</a>, <a href="#P373">373-97</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Parnell, Miss, president of the Ladies
+Land League, <a href="#P173">173</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Paul, Herbert, <i>A History of Modern
+England</i>, quoted, <a href="#P195">195</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P209">209</a> <i>n.</i>; on
+Arabi, <a href="#P195">195-96</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Peace Preservation Bill, the, <a href="#P172">172</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pearl, Cora, in the siege of Paris, <a href="#P43">43</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pease, Maker, <a href="#P353">353</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Peel, Arthur Wellesley, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P270">270</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pelletan, M., member of the
+Provisional Government, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pemberton, M.P., Mr., <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Peninsular War, the, <a href="#P5">5-8</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Penny Illustrated Paper</i>, interview
+with Labouchere in, <a href="#P529">529</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Perceval, Mr., ministry of, <a href="#P6">6-7</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Percy, Lord, his attitude to
+Bradlaugh, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P149">149</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Persia, despotism of, <a href="#P469">469</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Peruvian bondholders, <a href="#P212">212</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Peter the Hermit, <a href="#P217">217</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Petty Bag, office of, Clerk of the, <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Phillips, Lionel, director of the South
+Africa Company, <a href="#P426">426</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Phipps, brewer, contests Northampton, <a href="#P144">144</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Picard, Ernest, member of the
+Republican Government, <a href="#P117">117</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Piccadilly Saloon, the, <a href="#P105">105</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pichegru invades Holland, <a href="#P4">4</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pigott, Richard, Healy on, <a href="#P309">309-10</a>;
+his sale of the <i>Irishman</i> to Parnell,
+<a href="#P374">374</a>; his forgery of the Parnell-Egan
+correspondence, <a href="#P373">373-406</a>; his
+confession to Labouchere, <a href="#P394">394</a>, <a href="#P402">402</a>;
+his flight and suicide, <a href="#P394">394</a>, <a href="#P402">402-406</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pisani, Alexander, as head of the
+Diplomatic Chancellerie, Constantinople, <a href="#P64">64</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pitt, William, <a href="#P287">287</a>; his graduated
+income-tax, <a href="#P247">247</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Plato, <a href="#P489">489</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Plunkett, Mr., <a href="#P410">410</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Poland, English sympathy with, <a href="#P284">284</a>;
+Ireland compared with, <a href="#P189">189</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Polynesia, industrialism of, <a href="#P486">486</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ponsonby, Sir H., <a href="#P319">319</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pope, Alexander, his villa at Twickenham, <a href="#P40">40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Portland, Duke of, ministry of, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Port Said, occupation of, <a href="#P201">201</a>, <a href="#P267">267</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Portugal, destiny of, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Post Office, Labouchere on the, <a href="#P478">478</a>;
+nomination of Labouchere for, <a href="#P412">412</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; &mdash;&mdash; Savings Bank, Labouchere
+on the, <a href="#P477">477</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pretoria, British agent in, <a href="#P442">442</a>;
+capture of, <a href="#P440">440</a>, <a href="#P445">445-46</a>, <a href="#P454">454</a>; Jameson's
+imprisonment in, <a href="#P434">434</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Prevention of Crimes in Ireland Bill,
+passing of the, <a href="#P175">175</a>, <a href="#P185">185-190</a>, <a href="#P248">248</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Primrose League, the, its misstatements
+<i>re</i> Pigott, <a href="#P404">404</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Privy Council, the, Labouchere
+becomes a member of, <a href="#P523">523</a>, <a href="#P526">526</a>, <a href="#P530">530</a>,
+<a href="#P531">531</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Procedure Resolutions, the, <a href="#P187">187</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Promissory Oaths Act, the, <a href="#P155">155</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Protection, Labouchere on, <a href="#P531">531</a>, <a href="#P533">533</a>;
+Parnell's attitude to, <a href="#P258">258</a>, <a href="#P261">261</a>, <a href="#P276">276-77</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; of Life and Property in Ireland,
+Forster's Bill for, <a href="#P166">166-74</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Prussia, Crown Prince of, advances
+on Paris, <a href="#P123">123</a>, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Public Schools Bill, the, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P84">84</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Puebla di los Angelos, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P34">34</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Punch</i>, reminiscences of Labouchere
+in, <a href="#P526">526</a>, <a href="#P527">527</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pursebearer, office of, <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Pythagoras, Labouchere on, <a href="#P515">515</a>, <a href="#P516">516</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Queen's Messenger</i>, Labouchere's
+proprietorship of the, denied, <a href="#P110">110</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Queensberry, Sybil, Lady, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Quotla di Amalpas, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P36">36</a>, <a href="#P38">38</a>, <a href="#P62">62</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Radical Party, the, Chamberlain's
+secession regarded as its fall, <a href="#P228">228</a>,
+<a href="#P250">250</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>, <a href="#P319">319</a>, <a href="#P352">352</a>, <a href="#P354">354</a>; its attitude
+to the Egyptian policy, <a href="#P196">196</a>, <a href="#P198">198-200</a>,
+<a href="#P212">212</a>, <a href="#P215">215</a>, <a href="#P217">217-19</a>, <a href="#P249">249</a>; its
+attitude to Socialism, <a href="#P462">462-89</a>; its
+sympathy with Ireland, <a href="#P72">72</a>, <a href="#P225">225</a>,
+<a href="#P248">248</a>, <a href="#P252">252</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>; its treatment by the
+Irish, <a href="#P252">252</a>; Labouchere as
+unofficial leader of, <a href="#P196">196</a>, <a href="#P198">198</a>, <a href="#P525">525</a>;
+Labouchere's ideals for, <a href="#P225">225-48</a>,
+<a href="#P259">259</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>, <a href="#P319">319</a>, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Radical principles, Labouchere's,
+their divergence from Whig principles, <a href="#P42">42</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rawson, Henry, part proprietor of
+the <i>Daily News</i>, <a href="#P97">97</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Reade, Charles, as a dramatic author,
+<a href="#P101">101-2</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Recruiting, system of, in America for
+the Crimean War, <a href="#P45">45</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Redmond, J. E., as leader of the Irish
+party, <a href="#P524">524</a>, <a href="#P533">533</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Redpath, American Fenian, <a href="#P170">170</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Reed, correspondent of the <i>Leeds
+Mercury</i>, <a href="#P272">272</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Referee, The</i>, <a href="#P537">537</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Reform Club, the, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P75">75</a>, <a href="#P89">89</a>, <a href="#P182">182</a>, <a href="#P198">198</a>, <a href="#P228">228</a>, <a href="#P318">318</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Registration Laws, the English, <a href="#P448">448</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Reid, Wemyss, <a href="#P393">393</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Reitz, Dr., Secretary of State for
+the Transvaal, <a href="#P444">444</a>, <a href="#P447">447</a>, <a href="#P451">451</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Religious Disabilities Removal Bill,
+the, <a href="#P160">160</a>, <a href="#P163">163-4</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rent Act, <a href="#P421">421</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Reporter</i>, interview with Labouchere
+in, <a href="#P477">477</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Representation of the People Bill,
+the, Labouchere on, <a href="#P244">244</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Revelstoke, Lord, as a politician,
+<a href="#P240">240</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Reynolds's newspaper, <a href="#P471">471</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rhodes, Cecil, his complicity in the
+Jameson Raid, <a href="#P426">426-30</a>, <a href="#P452">452</a>, <a href="#P453">453</a>;
+his Imperialism, <a href="#P435">435</a>; Labouchere's
+personal admiration of, <a href="#P430">430</a>, <a href="#P435">435</a>,
+<a href="#P436">436</a>; Labouchere's public condemnation of, <a href="#P430">430-1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rhodesia, <a href="#P435">435</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Riaz Pasha, administration of, <a href="#P195">195</a>,
+<a href="#P221">221</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ripon, Lord, his government in
+India, <a href="#P210">210</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Roberts, Earl, at Eton, <a href="#P18">18</a>; his
+command in South Africa, <a href="#P441">441</a>, <a href="#P445">445</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Robertson, manager of the Royal
+Aquarium, his libel action against
+Labouchere, <a href="#P501">501</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Robertson, M.P., J. M., his account
+of Bradlaugh's parliamentary struggle, <a href="#P142">142</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Robinson, Lionel, on Labouchere's
+financial interest in the <i>Daily News</i>,
+<a href="#P96">96</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Robinson, Sir John, <i>Fifty Years of
+Fleet Street</i>, quoted, <a href="#P133">133</a> <i>n.</i>;
+manager of the <i>Daily News</i>, <a href="#P96">96</a>, <a href="#P120">120</a>,
+<a href="#P128">128</a> <i>n.</i>; on the syndicate of the <i>Daily
+News</i>, <a href="#P95">95</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rochdale, <a href="#P484">484</a>; Chamberlain at, <a href="#P322">322</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rochefort, Henri, release and triumph
+of, <a href="#P127">127</a>, <a href="#P130">130</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Roell, Dutch statesman, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Roman Catholicism in Ireland, Labouchere on, <a href="#P86">86</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Roman Catholics delighted by
+Gladstone's article against Darwin, <a href="#P267">267</a>;
+support Bradlaugh, <a href="#P156">156</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rome, <a href="#P535">535</a>; Fouché, Governor of,
+<a href="#P11">11</a>, <a href="#P12">12</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ronan, counsel for the <i>Times</i>, <a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rosebery, Earl of, as Foreign
+Secretary, <a href="#P420">420</a>, <a href="#P423">423</a>; Chamberlain on
+his Home Rule policy, <a href="#P298">298</a>; his
+letters to Labouchere <i>re</i> Home
+Rule, <a href="#P268">268</a>, <a href="#P277">277</a>, <a href="#P283">283</a>, <a href="#P287">287</a>, <a href="#P307">307</a>; his
+Premiership, <a href="#P423">423</a>, <a href="#P424">424</a>; Labouchere on, <a href="#P224">224</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rosmead, Lord, his work as
+Commissioner in South Africa, <a href="#P428">428</a>,
+<a href="#P429">429</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rossa, O'Donovan, <a href="#P284">284</a>, <a href="#P310">310</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rothschild, Baron, as a politician,
+<a href="#P240">240</a>; his Egyptian loans, <a href="#P190">190</a>, <a href="#P191">191</a>,
+<a href="#P193">193</a>, <a href="#P194">194</a>, <a href="#P206">206</a>; procures Labouchere a pass, <a href="#P140">140</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rouen, Labouchere at, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rouher, M., on the French army, <a href="#P123">123</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rousby, Mrs. Wybert, appears at
+the New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>, <a href="#P102">102</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rousseau, J.-J., on his own education,
+<a href="#P21">21</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rovigo, Duc de, Napoleon's aide-de-camp, <a href="#P11">11</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Royal Aquarium, Westminster, Robinson
+manager of, <a href="#P501">501</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Royal Parks and Pleasure Grounds,
+Labouchere on the upkeep of, <a href="#P84">84</a>,
+<a href="#P409">409</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rudini, Marchesa di, daughter of
+Labouchere, <a href="#P535">535</a>, 539~40
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Rumbold, Sir Horace, meets Labouchere
+at Constantinople, <a href="#P63">63</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ruppenheim, Schloss of, Labouchere
+at, <a href="#P54">54</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Russell, Charles (Lord Russell of
+Killowen), his defence of Labouchere,
+<a href="#P501">501</a>; his defence of Parnell,
+<a href="#P374">374</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P378">378</a>, <a href="#P384">384</a>, <a href="#P389">389-98</a>, <a href="#P402">402</a>;
+on the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P182">182</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Russell, Lord John, Foreign
+Secretary, appoints Labouchere to
+Buenos Ayres, <a href="#P65">65</a>; checks Labouchere's
+information from St. Petersburg, <a href="#P59">59</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Russell, Odo, in Paris during the
+siege, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Russians, the, Labouchere's opinion
+of, <a href="#P56">56</a>, <a href="#P57">57</a>; their method of playing cards, <a href="#P58">58</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ryder, Mr., in <i>The Last Days of
+Pompeii</i>, <a href="#P100">100-1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Saarbrück, French Army Corps at,
+<a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Anthony's Falls, <a href="#P41">41</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Augustine, <i>Confessions of</i>, <a href="#P21">21</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Cloud, Napoleon at, <a href="#P10">10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. James's Club, Labouchere's
+membership of, <a href="#P70">70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. James's Hall, Home Rule meeting
+at, <a href="#P324">324</a>, <a href="#P327">327</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Martin's Hall, <a href="#P98">98</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Patrick, Order of, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Paul, Labouchere at, <a href="#P40">40</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Petersburg, Crampton Ambassador
+at, <a href="#P46">46</a> <i>n.</i>; Labouchere as
+attaché in, <a href="#P52">52</a>, <a href="#P55">55-60</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+St. Thomas, Labouchere at, <a href="#P32">32</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sala, George Augustus, at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>;
+his reminiscences of Labouchere,
+<a href="#P99">99</a>, <a href="#P116">116</a>; witnesses Pigott's confession, <a href="#P394">394</a>, <a href="#P398">398-401</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sale of Liquor on Sundays Bill, the,
+<a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Salisbury, Marquis of, attends the
+Berlin Congress, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>; his
+Egyptian policy as Foreign Secretary,
+<a href="#P191">191-4</a>, <a href="#P221">221</a>, <a href="#P223">223</a>; Irish policy
+of his first administration, <a href="#P251">251</a>,
+<a href="#P257">257</a>, <a href="#P270">270</a>, <a href="#P271">271</a>, <a href="#P274">274</a>, <a href="#P286">286</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P288">288</a>, <a href="#P305">305</a>;
+Churchill's letter to, <i>re</i> Home Rule,
+<a href="#P279">279-80</a>, <a href="#P298">298</a>; his defeat and
+resignation, <a href="#P317">317</a> <i>n.</i>; as leader of the
+Opposition, <a href="#P319">319</a>, <a href="#P344">344</a>, <a href="#P347">347</a>; his
+second administration, <a href="#P357">357</a>, <a href="#P406">406</a>,
+<a href="#P409">409</a>, <a href="#P411">411</a>; his third administration,
+<a href="#P438">438</a>; on the Transvaal, <a href="#P441">441</a>, <a href="#P450">450</a>,
+<a href="#P451">451</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sampson, city editor of the <i>Times</i>,
+Labouchere's attacks on, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+San Francisco, Healy in, <a href="#P310">310</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sardinia, kingdom of, <a href="#P61">61</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sardou, <i>La Patrie</i>, <a href="#P103">103</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Saturday Review</i> on Labouchere, <a href="#P513">513</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Saunders, Labouchere on, <a href="#P352">352</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sazary, Napoleon's aide-de-camp, <a href="#P11">11</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Schalk, Burger, President, <a href="#P456">456</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Scholl, Aurélien, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Schreiner, Mr., <a href="#P449">449</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Schwarzenberg, Prince, Premier of
+Austria, Palmerston's grudge
+against, <a href="#P67">67</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Scudamore, F. I., on the staff of the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sculthorpe Rectory, Fakenham, <a href="#P21">21</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Seagrove, Captain, at Michelstown,
+<a href="#P368">368</a>, <a href="#P369">369</a>, <a href="#P372">372</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Secret Societies in Ireland, <a href="#P171">171</a>, <a href="#P177">177</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sedan, battle of, <a href="#P125">125</a>, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Selby, Lord, his letter to Labouchere
+<i>re</i> retirement, <a href="#P524">524</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sexton, his imprisonment, <a href="#P172">172</a>, <a href="#P174">174</a>;
+his services in the Irish party, <a href="#P260">260</a>,
+<a href="#P261">261</a>, <a href="#P315">315</a>, <a href="#P363">363</a>; on the Coercion
+Bill, <a href="#P178">178</a>, <a href="#P187">187</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sezzed Jamal ed Din, <a href="#P216">216</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Shakespearian revivals announced
+by Labouchere, <a href="#P104">104</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Shannon, solicitor, Pigott's letter to,
+<a href="#P395">395</a>, <a href="#P401">401</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Shaw, George Bernard, <a href="#P496">496</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sheffield, attaché in Paris, <a href="#P120">120</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Sheffield Telegraph</i> on Bradlaugh,
+<a href="#P145">145</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Shekan, battle of, <a href="#P210">210</a>, <a href="#P212">212</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sheppard, Jack, relics of, in Newgate,
+<a href="#P115">115</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sherif Pasha, administration of, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Shipman, Dr., M.P. for Northampton, <a href="#P519">519</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sicily, kingdom of, <a href="#P8">8</a>, <a href="#P9">9</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Simla, Lord Lytton at, <a href="#P192">192</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Simon, Jules, member of the
+Provisional Government, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Simon, M.P., Serjeant, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>;
+defends Forster's Irish Bill, <a href="#P169">169</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Simpson, Palgrave, part author of
+<i>Time and the Hour</i>, <a href="#P98">98</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Sixty Years in the Wilderness</i>, by
+Sir H. Lucy, quoted, <a href="#P250">250</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Smith, Barnard, his complaint against
+Labouchere for cribbing, <a href="#P23">23-26</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Smith, J. G., at Northampton, <a href="#P489">489</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Smith, Librarian in the House of
+Commons, <a href="#P301">301</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Smith, Sir Archibald Levin, member
+of the Parnell Commission, <a href="#P373">373</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Smith, W. H., on the Coercion Bill,
+<a href="#P187">187</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Soames, Mr., solicitor, concerned in
+the Parnell forgery case, <a href="#P360">360</a>, <a href="#P385">385</a>,
+<a href="#P389">389</a>, <a href="#P395">395</a>, <a href="#P401">401</a>, <a href="#P405">405</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Social Democratic Federation,
+programme of the, <a href="#P474">474-76</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Socialism, Labouchere's attitude to,
+<a href="#P418">418</a>, <a href="#P458">458-89</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Socrates, Labouchere on, <a href="#P516">516</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Soissons, <a href="#P123">123</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Soudan, the, Gordon as Governor-General
+of, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; War, the, <a href="#P209">209-18</a>, <a href="#P434">434</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+South Africa, Labouchere's sympathy with, <a href="#P259">259</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+South African Republic. <i>See</i> Transvaal.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+South America, Labouchere's visit
+to, <a href="#P31">31-8</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Southampton, <a href="#P441">441</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Southwark, representation of, <a href="#P93">93</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Spain, kingdom of, <a href="#P8">8</a>, <a href="#P199">199</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Spencer, Lord, as Viceroy of Ireland,
+<a href="#P174">174</a>, <a href="#P178">178</a>, <a href="#P181">181</a>, <a href="#P184">184</a>, <a href="#P186">186</a>, <a href="#P267">267</a>, <a href="#P317">317</a>,
+<a href="#P320">320</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Spender, James, Montagu White on,
+<a href="#P447">447</a>, <a href="#P448">448</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Spezia, Labouchere at, <a href="#P109">109</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Spion Kop, <a href="#P441">441</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stael, Madame de, questions Napoleon
+on his ideal woman, <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stamforth, John, contests Athlone, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Standard, The</i>, on Home Rule, <a href="#P256">256</a>;
+O'Shea correspondent in Paris for,
+<a href="#P141">141</a> <i>n.</i>; publishes Gladstone's Home
+Rule scheme, <a href="#P277">277</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P286">286</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stanley, Hon. Frederick, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stansfield, <a href="#P338">338</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stead, William, his letter in the <i>Pall
+Mall Gazette</i>, <a href="#P411">411</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stewart, Colonel, his information <i>re</i>
+Hicks Pasha, <a href="#P210">210</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stewart, Patrick, <a href="#P170">170</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stockholm, Labouchere's duel while
+attaché in, <a href="#P50">50</a>, <a href="#P51">51</a>, <a href="#P72">72</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stormberg, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Strassburg, French army at, <a href="#P122">122</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stratford de Redcliffe, Lord, as
+Ambassador at Constantinople, <a href="#P62">62</a>,
+<a href="#P63">63</a>, <a href="#P68">68</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stratford-on-Avon, Mr. Flower of,
+<a href="#P75">75</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stroud, Labouchere at, <a href="#P332">332</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Stuart, Professor James, speaks
+against the Coercion Bill, <a href="#P363">363</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Suakim, political importance of, <a href="#P214">214-18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Suez Canal, the, political importance
+of, <a href="#P199">199</a>, <a href="#P201">201</a>, <a href="#P204">204</a>, <a href="#P206">206</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Suffrage, Adult Manhood, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P229">229-48</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Woman, Labouchere's
+opposition to, <a href="#P244">244-46</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sugden, Charles James, Labouchere's
+letter to, <i>re</i> prefaces, <a href="#P537">537</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Swansea, Chamberlain at, <a href="#P189">189</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sweating Committee, the, <a href="#P471">471</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; in Government offices, <a href="#P478">478-79</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sweden, Queen of, <a href="#P53">53</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Swift, Dean, on cattle-maiming, <a href="#P169">169</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Sydney, N.S.W., <a href="#P393">393</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Talana, battle of, <a href="#P440">440</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Talavera, battle of, <a href="#P7">7</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Talleyrand, Prince, presents
+Labouchere with a box of dominoes, <a href="#P14">14</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tariff Reform, Labouchere on, <a href="#P532">532</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Taunton, Henry Labouchere the
+elder M.P. for, <a href="#P13">13</a>, <a href="#P14">14-15</a>; Sir
+Henry James M.P. for, <a href="#P525">525</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Taunton, Henry, Baron, differentiates
+between himself and his
+brother, <a href="#P16">16</a>; is invited to assist his
+nephew at Windsor, <a href="#P82">82</a>; Labouchere
+declines to inherit his
+title, <a href="#P251">251</a>; political career of, <a href="#P13">13-15</a>,
+<a href="#P67">67</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Taxation on food and drink, Labouchere on, <a href="#P236">236</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Taylor, Tom, <i>Joan of Arc</i>, <a href="#P102">102</a>; <i>Twixt
+Axe and Crown</i>, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Telbin and Moore, Messrs., <a href="#P98">98</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tel-el-Kebir, battle of, <a href="#P70">70</a>, <a href="#P198">198</a>, <a href="#P218">218</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Temple Bar</i>, "Over Babylon to Baalbek," <a href="#P113">113</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Temps, Le</i>, on Lord Rosebery, <a href="#P420">420</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Terry, Ellen, at Twickenham, <a href="#P356">356</a>;
+in the <i>Double Marriage</i>, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tewfik, Khedive, his rule in Egypt,
+<a href="#P194">194</a>, <a href="#P211">211</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thackeray, W. M., <a href="#P497">497</a>; at Evans',
+<a href="#P29">29</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Theatre-goers, Labouchere on, <a href="#P101">101</a>,
+<a href="#P102">102</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Therapia, British Embassy in, <a href="#P83">83</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Thérèse Raquin</i>, <a href="#P338">338</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thesiger, Q.C., acts as counsel for
+Abbot <i>v.</i> Labouchere, <a href="#P108">108</a>, <a href="#P109">109</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thiers, <i>Histoire du Consulat et de
+l'Empire</i>, <a href="#P10">10</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thistle, Order of the, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thornton, banker, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thornton, Edward, Labouchere's
+letters to, <a href="#P518">518</a>, <a href="#P530">530-31</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thornton, Godfrey, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Thornton, Rev. Spenser, <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tichborne case, the, Labouchere's
+reminiscences of, <a href="#P116">116</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Time and the Hour</i>, production of,
+<a href="#P98">98-99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Times, The</i> Arabi's letter to, <a href="#P222">222</a>;
+Bell manager of, <a href="#P436">436</a>; denunciations
+of its city edition by Labouchere,
+<a href="#P108">108</a>; its case against O'Donnell,
+<a href="#P371">371-74</a>, <a href="#P392">392</a>; its case against
+Parnell, <a href="#P377">377-94</a>; its correspondents
+in Paris during the siege, <a href="#P141">141</a>
+<i>n.</i>; Labouchere denies proprietorship
+of <i>Queen's Messenger</i> in, <a href="#P110">110</a>;
+Labouchere's letters in, <i>re</i> his
+exclusion from the Cabinet, <a href="#P415">415</a>;
+Labouchere's letters to, <i>re</i> Home Rule,
+<a href="#P291">291-98</a>, <a href="#P304">304</a>, <a href="#P309">309</a>, <a href="#P356">356</a>; Labouchere's
+letters to, <i>re</i> the Income Tax, <a href="#P246">246</a>;
+on Home Rule, <a href="#P256">256</a>, <a href="#P293">293</a>; on
+Labouchere's letters from Paris, <a href="#P119">119</a>;
+on the Middlesex election of 1868,
+<a href="#P87">87-89</a>, <a href="#P92">92</a>; on "Parnellism and
+Crime," <a href="#P358">358-60</a>, <a href="#P364">364-65</a>, <a href="#P367">367</a>, <a href="#P371">371</a>;
+on the Windsor election petition,
+<a href="#P78">78-80</a>; publishes Gladstone's Home
+Rule scheme, <a href="#P277">277</a> <i>n.</i>; publishes
+supposed letters from Parnell,
+<a href="#P359">359</a>, <a href="#P371">371-75</a>, <a href="#P405">405</a>; quoted, <a href="#P438">438</a>;
+report of Soudanese War in, <a href="#P219">219</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Times' History of the War in South
+Africa, The</i>, quoted, <a href="#P429">429</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P437">437</a> <i>n.</i>,
+<a href="#P456">456</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tipperary, <a href="#P135">135</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tokar, conquest of, <a href="#P213">213</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tonsley, Mr., <a href="#P415">415</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Toole, J. L., plays at New Queen's
+Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tory democrats, Labouchere on, <a href="#P248">248</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Toulba Pasha, exile of, <a href="#P221">221</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tours, Crawford correspondent at,
+<a href="#P120">120</a>, <a href="#P121">121</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Trades Unionism, Labouchere on,
+<a href="#P471">471</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Trainbearer, office of, <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Transvaal, English population of,
+<a href="#P426">426</a>, <a href="#P428">428</a>, <a href="#P436">436</a>, <a href="#P437">437</a>; its invasion by
+Dr. Jameson, <a href="#P426">426-37</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Trevelyan, Sir George, <a href="#P150">150</a>, <a href="#P407">407</a>;
+Healy on, <a href="#P267">267</a>, <a href="#P303">303</a>; on the
+Coercion Bill, <a href="#P180">180</a>, <a href="#P188">188</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Triple Alliance, the, Labouchere's
+opinions on, <a href="#P410">410</a>, <a href="#P418">418</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Trochu, General, Commander-in-chief
+in Paris, <a href="#P125">125</a>, <a href="#P129">129</a>; Labouchere's
+estimate of, <a href="#P136">136</a>, <a href="#P137">137</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Truth</i>, Grenville Murray's "Queer
+Stories," <a href="#P109">109</a>; Horace Voules as
+manager and editor of, <a href="#P493">493-512</a>;
+Labouchere's editorship of, <a href="#P14">14</a>, <a href="#P106">106</a>,
+<a href="#P109">109</a>, <a href="#P110">110</a>, <a href="#P117">117</a>, <a href="#P493">493-511</a>; Labouchere's
+reminiscences of youth in,
+<a href="#P17">17</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P20">20</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P30">30-46</a>, <a href="#P53">53</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P91">91</a>; libel
+actions against, <a href="#P472">472</a>, <a href="#P499">499-502</a>; on the
+Boer War, <a href="#P445">445</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P446">446</a>, <a href="#P455">455</a>, <a href="#P457">457</a>; on
+Bradlaugh, <a href="#P161">161</a>; on Chamberlain,
+<a href="#P228">228</a>; on the Chartered Company of
+B.S.A., <a href="#P431">431-34</a>; on the Egyptian
+policy, <a href="#P200">200</a>, <a href="#P202">202</a>, <a href="#P204">204-5</a>; on his
+exclusion from the Cabinet, <a href="#P415">415</a>; on
+hoaxes, <a href="#P405">405-8</a>; on Home Rule, <a href="#P287">287</a>,
+<a href="#P315">315</a>; on the House of Commons,
+<a href="#P529">529-30</a>; on India, <a href="#P200">200</a>; on the
+Irish question, <a href="#P187">187-89</a>; on Lord
+Dudley, <a href="#P525">525</a>; on the Michelstown
+murders, <a href="#P369">369</a>, <a href="#P370">370</a>; on the Pigott
+forgeries, <a href="#P375">375</a>, <a href="#P404">404</a>, <a href="#P405">405</a>; on owning
+a dog, <a href="#P419">419</a>; parody of <i>Lest We Forget</i>,
+in, <a href="#P448">448</a>; Queen Victoria's dislike
+to Labouchere's proprietorship of,
+<a href="#P414">414</a>; "The Ghastly Gaymarket,"
+<a href="#P105">105</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tryon, Sir George, at Eton, <a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tunis, French occupation of, <a href="#P192">192</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Turin, Nationalist sympathies in, <a href="#P61">61</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Turkey, its intervention in Egypt,
+<a href="#P194">194-202</a>; its relations with England,
+<a href="#P196">196-97</a>, <a href="#P199">199</a>; leases Cyprus to
+England, <a href="#P191">191</a>, <a href="#P192">192</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Turner, Colonel, in Ireland, Healy
+on, <a href="#P361">361</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Tuscany, deposition of the Grand
+Duke of, <a href="#P61">61</a>, <a href="#P62">62</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Twickenham, Labouchere at, <a href="#P40">40</a>, <a href="#P323">323-28</a>,
+<a href="#P333">333</a>, <a href="#P354">354</a>, <a href="#P356">356</a>, <a href="#P408">408</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Twixt Axe and Crown</i>, produced at
+New Queen's Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Uganda, English policy in, Labouchere
+on, <a href="#P421">421</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Uitlanders, grievances of the, <a href="#P426">426</a>,
+<a href="#P427">427</a>, <a href="#P437">437</a>, <a href="#P442">442</a>, <a href="#P451">451</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Ulster, opposition to Home Rule in,
+<a href="#P280">280</a>, <a href="#P284">284</a>, <a href="#P291">291</a>, <a href="#P299">299</a>, <a href="#P345">345</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>United Ireland</i>, <a href="#P255">255</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P257">257</a>, <a href="#P309">309</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+United States of America, salary of
+the President, <a href="#P42">42</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Usedom, Countess d', caricature of,
+<a href="#P70">70</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Valencay, Kolli at, <a href="#P10">10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vandort, Dr., physician to Arabi
+Pasha,220
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Vanity Fair</i>, <a href="#P492">492</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vansittart, Mr., contests Windsor,
+<a href="#P76">76</a>, <a href="#P77">77</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Venezuela, <a href="#P434">434</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Venice, Labouchere at, <a href="#P111">111</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vera Cruz, Labouchere at, <a href="#P32">32-35</a>, <a href="#P38">38</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Verdun, Bazaine at, <a href="#P124">124</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Versailles, Labouchere at, <a href="#P139">139</a>, <a href="#P140">140</a>;
+Prussian army at, <a href="#P127">127</a>, <a href="#P128">128</a>, <a href="#P139">139</a>,
+<a href="#P140">140</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Victor Emmanuel II., Labouchere's
+reminiscences of, <a href="#P62">62</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Victoria, Queen, <a href="#P85">85</a>; Gladstone
+submits scheme for Home Rule to,
+<a href="#P270">270</a>, <a href="#P277">277</a>, <a href="#P286">286</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P288">288</a>; her Civil List,
+<a href="#P234">234</a>; her objection to Labouchere's
+inclusion in the Ministry,
+<a href="#P67">67</a>, <a href="#P413">413-15</a>; King Louis of Bavaria
+inquires for, <a href="#P49">49</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vienna, Grenville Murray attaché
+in, <a href="#P68">68</a>; Labouchere in, <a href="#P529">529</a>; public
+parks of, <a href="#P84">84</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Villa d'Este, Labouchere at, <a href="#P535">535</a>, <a href="#P536">536</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vinoy, General, in Paris, <a href="#P128">128</a> <i>n.</i>, <a href="#P136">136</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vivian, Lord, as Consul-General in
+Egypt, <a href="#P194">194</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Voisin's, Paris, <a href="#P139">139</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Voltaire, Labouchere's neutrality
+compared with, <a href="#P220">220</a>, <a href="#P513">513</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>Voltaire</i> on Labouchere, <a href="#P412">412</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Voters' Bill, a, Healy on, <a href="#P273">273</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Voules, Horace, his editorship of
+<i>Truth</i>, <a href="#P493">493-512</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vulpera Tarasp, Labouchere at,
+<a href="#P45">45</a>, <a href="#P454">454</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Vyse, Colonel, contests Windsor, <a href="#P76">76</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Waddington, M., at the Berlin Congress, <a href="#P192">192</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wady Halfa, <a href="#P217">217</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wagner, F.S.A., Henry, his "Labouchere Pedigree," <a href="#P14">14</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+"Wait and See" policy, the, Chamberlain on, <a href="#P300">300</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Walcheren, expedition to, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Walker, John F., <a href="#P106">106-7</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Walpole, Sir Robert, declines a decoration, <a href="#P241">241</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Walpole, M.P., Spencer, chairman of
+Select Committee on Bradlaugh
+case, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Walsh, Archbishop of Dublin,
+Churchill on, <a href="#P282">282</a>; his relations
+with Pigott, <a href="#P381">381</a>, <a href="#P392">392</a>, <a href="#P404">404</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Walter, case of O'Donnell <i>v.</i>, <a href="#P372">372</a>,
+<a href="#P373">373-74</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+War Loan Bill, the, <a href="#P441">441</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Warr, Lord de la, his interest in
+Arabi, <a href="#P221">221</a>, <a href="#P223">223</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Warrington, Chamberlain at, <a href="#P257">257</a>, <a href="#P258">258</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wars of Religion, the, <a href="#P1">1</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Warton, M.P., Mr., on Bradlaugh,
+<a href="#P149">149</a>, <a href="#P163">163</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Washburne, Elihu, American Ambassador
+in Paris during the siege,
+<a href="#P43">43</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Washington, Labouchere as attaché
+at, <a href="#P39">39</a>, <a href="#P45">45-46</a>, <a href="#P72">72</a>; Labouchere's
+ambition to become Ambassador at,
+<a href="#P71">71</a>, <a href="#P423">423</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Waterhouse, Major, <a href="#P76">76</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Waterloo, battle of, <a href="#P42">42</a>, <a href="#P57">57</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Webster, Sir Richard, Attorney-General,
+on Parnell's supposed
+letters, <a href="#P372">372-73</a>, <a href="#P386">386</a>, <a href="#P395">395</a>, <a href="#P397">397</a>, <a href="#P406">406</a>;
+his examination of Pigott, <a href="#P386">386-89</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Weissenburg, battle of, <a href="#P123">123</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Welby, Lord, on Labouchere at Eton,
+<a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wellesley, Lord, English Foreign
+Secretary, P.-C. Labouchère's mission to, <a href="#P5">5-10</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wellington, Arthur, first Duke of,
+in the Peninsula, <a href="#P7">7</a>; on the battle
+of Waterloo, <a href="#P42">42</a>, <a href="#P57">57</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+West, Sir Algernon, at Eton, <a href="#P18">18</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Westminster, Duke of, on the Irish
+party, <a href="#P315">315</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+&mdash;&mdash; Hall, Women's Suffrage Petition
+in, <a href="#P246">246</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Westmoreland, Earl of, as Ambassador in Vienna, <a href="#P68">68</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Whalem, Bridget and Patrick, <a href="#P168">168-69</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wharton, Mr., <a href="#P427">427</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Whewell, Master of Trinity,
+encounters Labouchere, <a href="#P27">27-28</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Whig party, the, Labouchere on, <a href="#P229">229</a>,
+<a href="#P248">248</a>, <a href="#P305">305</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Whig principles, their divergence
+from Radical principles, <a href="#P42">42</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Whist as a diplomatist's game, <a href="#P49">49</a>,
+<a href="#P55">55</a>, <a href="#P58">58</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Whitbread, M.P., Mr., <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+White, Mr., on the Triple Alliance,
+<a href="#P411">411</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+White, Montagu, Labouchere's
+correspondence with, <a href="#P446">446-49</a>, <a href="#P451">451</a>, <a href="#P455">455</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wicklow, Parnell at, <a href="#P258">258</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wiesbaden, Labouchere at, <a href="#P30">30</a>, <a href="#P54">54</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wigan, Alfred, comedian, part
+manager of the New Queen's Theatre,
+<a href="#P98">98</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wilkes, John, his struggle for
+political liberty, <a href="#P163">163</a>, <a href="#P164">164</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Williams, M.P., Watkin, <a href="#P146">146</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Williams, Deacon, Thornton and
+Labouchere, bank of, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Willoughby, Captain, his part in the
+Jameson Raid, <a href="#P426">426</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wilson, Sir Rivers, as English
+Commissioner and Finance Minister in
+Egypt, <a href="#P193">193</a>, <a href="#P194">194</a>, <a href="#P206">206</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wilton Park, Bucks, <a href="#P16">16</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Winchilsea, Lord, on the staff of the
+<i>World</i>, <a href="#P107">107</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Winchester, Thorold, Bishop of, <a href="#P2">2</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Windsor, Labouchere elected for, and
+unseated, <a href="#P70">70</a>, <a href="#P74">74-83</a>, <a href="#P95">95</a>, <a href="#P493">493</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wingfield, Lewis, in Paris during the
+siege, <a href="#P138">138</a> <i>n.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Winterbotham, chairman at Stroud,
+<a href="#P332">332</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wodehouse, English Ambassador in
+Paris during the siege, <a href="#P43">43</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Woking, Dilke at, <a href="#P327">327</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wolff, Sir Henry Drummond, his
+motion against Bradlaugh, <a href="#P146">146</a>,
+<a href="#P147">147</a>, <a href="#P150">150</a>, <a href="#P163">163</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wolseley, Garnet, Viscount, his
+mission in Egypt, <a href="#P197">197</a>, <a href="#P208">208</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wolverhampton, Lord. <i>See</i> Fowler,
+Sir H.
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wolverton, Lord, on Chamberlain
+and the Irish party, <a href="#P337">337</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Women, votes for, Labouchere's
+opposition to, <a href="#P244">244-47</a>, <a href="#P517">517</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wood, Sir Evelyn, his command in
+Egypt, <a href="#P209">209</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Woollaston, examiner at Cambridge,
+<a href="#P24">24</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Woolwich, Chamberlain at, <a href="#P323">323</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+<i>World, The</i>, Labouchere's connection
+with, <a href="#P94">94</a>, <a href="#P106">106-11</a>, <a href="#P492">492</a>, <a href="#P495">495</a>, <a href="#P527">527</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wörth, battle of, <a href="#P124">124</a>, <a href="#P127">127</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wyndham, Charles, at New Queen's
+Theatre, <a href="#P99">99</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Wyndham, George, member of the
+South Africa Commission, <a href="#P427">427</a>, <a href="#P435">435</a>,
+<a href="#P436">436</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Yarmouth, <a href="#P6">6</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Yates, Edmund, at Evans', <a href="#P29">29</a>;
+editor of the <i>World</i>, <a href="#P492">492</a>, <a href="#P502">502</a>; on
+Labouchere as a contributor, <a href="#P106">106-11</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br></p>
+
+<p class="index">
+Zanzibaris, troop of, in Uganda, <a href="#P421">421</a>
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br></p>
+
+<p class="transnote">
+[Transcriber's Note: Unusual and incorrect spellings
+have been left as printed.]
+</p>
+
+<p><br><br><br><br></p>
+
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