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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75281 ***
+
+
+
+
+
+DORSET DEAR
+
+
+
+
+_BY THE SAME AUTHOR_
+
+ IN A NORTH COUNTRY VILLAGE
+ THE STORY OF DAN
+ A DAUGHTER OF THE SOIL
+ MAIME O’ THE CORNER
+ FRIEZE AND FUSTIAN
+ AMONG THE UNTRODDEN WAYS
+ MISS ERIN
+ THE DUENNA OF A GENIUS
+ YEOMAN FLEETWOOD
+ PASTORALS OF DORSET
+ FIANDER’S WIDOW
+ NORTH, SOUTH, AND OVER THE SEA
+ THE MANOR FARM
+ CHRISTIAN THAL
+ LYCHGATE HALL
+
+
+
+
+ DORSET DEAR
+
+ _IDYLLS OF COUNTRY LIFE_
+
+ BY
+ M. E. FRANCIS
+ (MRS. FRANCIS BLUNDELL)
+
+ “Vor Do’set dear,
+ Then gi’e woone cheer,
+ D’ye hear? woone cheer!”
+
+ --WILLIAM BARNES
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.
+ 91 AND 93 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK
+ LONDON AND BOMBAY
+ 1905
+
+
+
+
+_These stories originally appeared in_ Country Life, The Graphic,
+Longman’s Magazine _and_ The Illustrated London News. _The Author’s
+thanks are due to the Editors of these periodicals for their kind
+permission to reproduce them._
+
+
+
+
+ To the Memory
+ OF
+ LADY SMITH-MARRIOTT,
+ KIND NEIGHBOUR AND TRUE FRIEND.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ WITCH ANN 1
+
+ A RUNAWAY COUPLE 28
+
+ POSTMAN CHRIS 43
+
+ KEEPER GUPPY 60
+
+ THE WORM THAT TURNED 89
+
+ OLF AND THE LITTLE MAID 109
+
+ IN THE HEART OF THE GREEN 127
+
+ THE WOLD STOCKIN’ 149
+
+ A WOODLAND IDYLL 168
+
+ THE CARRIER’S TALE 192
+
+ MRS. SIBLEY AND THE SEXTON 207
+
+ THE CALL OF THE WOODS 222
+
+ THE HOME-COMING OF DADA 246
+
+ THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW 256
+
+ THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT 279
+
+ “A TERR’BLE VOOLISH LITTLE MAID” 296
+
+ SWEETBRIAR LANE 317
+
+
+
+
+WITCH ANN.
+
+
+Ann Kerley had lived in great peace and contentment for more than
+seventy-three years. Her neighbours considered her a good plain ’ooman,
+who always had a kind word for every one, and was so ready to do a good
+turn for another body as heart could wish. But, lo and behold! one fine
+morning old Ann Kerley awoke to find herself a witch.
+
+The previous day had been sultry and wild, with spells of fierce
+sunshine that smote down upon honest people’s heads as they toiled
+in cornfield or potato-plot, bringing out great drops of sweat on
+sunburnt faces, and forcing more than one labourer to supplement the
+shade and comfort of his broad chip hat by a cool moist cabbage leaf.
+Withal furious gusts of wind rose every now and then--storm-wind, old
+Jan Belbin said, and he was considered wonderful weather-wise--wind
+that set the men’s shirt-sleeves flapping for all the world like the
+sleeves of a racing jockey, and blew the women’s aprons into the air,
+and twisted the maids’ hats round upon their heads if they so much as
+crossed the road to the well. Yet this wind would drop as suddenly as
+it had sprung up; the land would lie all bathed in fiery heat, and a
+curious sense of uneasiness and expectancy would seem to pervade the
+whole of Nature. The very beasts were disquieted in their pasture; the
+corn stood up straight and stiff, each ear, as it were, on the alert;
+not a leaf stirred in hedgerow or tree-top; and then “all to once,”
+as Jan Belbin pointed out, the storm-wind sprang up again, tossing
+the golden waste of wheat hither and thither like a troubled sea, and
+making every individual branch and twig creak and groan.
+
+Twilight was at last closing in with brooding stillness, and a group
+of lads, who had been working for an hour or two in the allotments,
+gathered idly round the gate, gossiping, and some of them smoking,
+before proceeding homewards. It was too dark, as Joe Pilcher declared,
+to see the difference between a ’tater and a turnip, and ’twas about
+time they were steppin’ anyways. He was in the act of relating some
+interesting anecdote with regard to last Saturday’s practice in the
+Cricket field, when he broke off, and pointed up the stony path which
+led past the allotments.
+
+“Hullo! Whatever’s that?” he cried.
+
+The bent outline of a small figure could be seen creeping along the
+irregular line of hedge. It was apparently hump-backed, and wore a kind
+of hood projecting over its face.
+
+“’Tis a wold hag, seemin’ly,” said Jim Ford, craning forward over the
+top rail.
+
+“There!” cried Joe, “I took it for a sprite, but I don’t know as I
+shouldn’t be just so much afeared of a witch any day. It be a witch,
+sure.”
+
+“Don’t be a sammy,” interposed an older man. “’Tis nothin’ but some
+poor wold body what has been gatherin’ scroff. They’ve felled a tree
+up-along in wood, an’ she’ve a-been a-pickin’ up all as she can lay
+hands on for her fire. There, ’tis wold Ann Kerley. I can see her now.
+She’ve a-got a big nitch o’ sticks upon her back, an’ she do croopy
+down under the weight on’t, an’ she’ve a-tied her handkercher over her
+bonnet, poor body, to keep it fro’ blowin’ away. There’s your hag for
+you, Joe!”
+
+“I be afeared, I say,” insisted Joe, feigning to tremble violently.
+He considered himself a wag, and had quite a following of the village
+good-for-noughts. “’Tis a witch, sartin sure ’tis a witch. Don’t ye go
+for to overlook I, Ann Kerley, for I tell ’ee I won’t a-bear it!”
+
+As the unconscious Ann drew nearer he squatted down behind the
+gate-post, loudly announcing that he was that frayed he was fair
+bibbering. Two or three of the others made believe to hide themselves
+too, pretending to shiver in imitation of their leader; and peering out
+like him between the bars of the gate.
+
+Such unusual proceedings could not fail to attract the old woman’s
+attention, and she paused in astonishment when she reached the spot.
+
+“Why, whatever be to do here?” she inquired.
+
+Joe uttered a kind of howl, and burrowed into the hedge.
+
+“She be overlookin’ of we,” he shouted. “The witch be overlookin’ of
+we.”
+
+“Don’t ye take no notice, my dear woman,” said Abel Bond, the man
+who had before spoken. “They be but a lot o’ silly bwoys a-talkin’
+nonsense.”
+
+“Witch!” cried Joe.
+
+“Witch! witch!” echoed the rest.
+
+Ann looked from one to the other of the grinning faces that kept
+popping up over the rail, and disappearing again.
+
+“Whatever be they a-talkin’ on?” she gasped.
+
+“You be a witch, Ann,” cried Joe. “If you was served right you’d be
+ducked in the pond. E-es, that you would.”
+
+A small boy, fired with a desire to distinguish himself, picked up a
+clod of earth, and flung it at her with so true an aim that it grazed
+her cheek.
+
+“Take that, witch!” he cried.
+
+Joe, not to be outdone, threw another; pellets of earth and even small
+pebbles began to assail the old woman from the whole line.
+
+Abel Bond promptly came to the rescue, knocking the ringleaders’ heads
+together, and impartially distributing kicks and cuffs among the
+remainder.
+
+“Bad luck to the witch!” cried the irrepressible Joe, wriggling himself
+free; and the shout was taken up by the rest, even as they dodged the
+avenger.
+
+“Bad luck, yourself,” retorted poor Ann, trembling with wrath and
+alarm. “I’m sure nar’n o’ ye do deserve such very good luck arter
+insultin’ a poor wold ’ooman what never did ye no harm.”
+
+And she went on her way, grumbling and indignant.
+
+But when she had reached her own little house in the “dip,” and had
+walked up the flagged path between the phlox bushes and the lavender,
+and pussy had come rubbing against her legs in greeting, her anger
+cooled; and by the time her kettle had begun to sing over a bright wood
+fire, and she had laid out her modest repast of bread and watercress,
+she fairly laughed to herself.
+
+“Lard! they bwoys be simple!” she said. “They did call I a witch, along
+o’ my havin’ tied my handkercher over my head. Abel did give it to ’em,
+but I reckon he didn’t hurt ’em much. Bwoys! there, they do seem so
+hard as stoones very near. ‘Witch!’ says they. Well, that’s a notion.”
+
+She chuckled again, and set down a saucer of milk for the cat to lap.
+
+“They’ll be callin’ you a witch next, puss,” said she laughing.
+
+Ann carried her bucket to the well as usual next morning, feeling
+rather more cheerful than was her custom. Rain had fallen shortly after
+daybreak, but the sky was now clear and limpid, and the air cool. On
+her way to the well her attention was caught by a loud clucking in her
+neighbour’s garden, and looking across the dividing hedge she descried
+a hen violently agitating herself inside a coop, while a brood of
+yellow downy ducklings some few hours old paddled in and out of a pool
+beside the path.
+
+“Well, of all the beauties!” cried Ann, clapping her hands together
+until the bucket rattled on her arm; “why, Mrs. Clarke, my dear, you
+must have hatched out every one--’tis a wonderful bit o’ luck.”
+
+“E-es, indeed,” agreed Mrs. Clarke, “hatchin’ out so late an’ all. I
+hope I may do well wi’ ’em.”
+
+“I hope so, that do I,” agreed Ann heartily, and hobbled on towards the
+well.
+
+One or two women were there, who responded to her greeting with a
+coldness which she did not at once realise.
+
+“Fine rain this marnin’,” she remarked cheerfully, as her bucket went
+clattering down the well; “we’ve had a good drop to-year, haven’t we?
+Farmers may grumble, but, as I do say, ’tis good for the well. We’ll
+be like to draw a bit less chalk nor we do in the dry seasons. There
+be all sarts in our well, bain’t there? Water an’ chalk, an’ a good
+few snails. There, when I do hear folks a-talkin’ about the Government
+doin’ this an doin’ that, I do say to myself, I wish Government ’ud see
+to our well.”
+
+Usually such a sally would have been applauded, but, to poor old Ann’s
+astonishment and chagrin, her remark was received on this occasion in
+solemn silence. To hide her discomfiture she peered into the moss-grown
+depths of the well.
+
+“Don’t ye go a-lookin’ into it like that, Ann,” cried a vinegary-faced
+matron in an aggressive tone. “Chalky water, e-es, an’ water wi’ snails
+in’t is better than no water at all. ’Tis sure--’tis by a long ways.”
+
+“Ah, ’tis!” agreed the others, eyeing Ann suspiciously.
+
+She straightened herself and looked round in surprise.
+
+“I never said it wasn’t,” she faltered. “Why do ye look at me so nasty,
+Mrs. Biles?”
+
+“Oh, ye don’t know, I s’pose?” retorted Mrs. Biles sourly. “How be your
+’taters, Ann Kerley, this marnin’?”
+
+“Doin’ finely, thanks be,” said poor Ann, brightening up, as she
+considered the conversation was taking a more agreeable turn.
+
+“Not blighted, I s’pose?” put in a little fat woman who had hitherto
+been silent.
+
+“Not a sign o’ blight about ’em,” said Mrs. Kerley joyfully. “There,
+I did just chance to look at ’em when I did first get up, an’ they’re
+beautiful.”
+
+“That’s strange,” remarked Mrs. Biles, with a meaning sniff. “Every
+single ’tater at the ’lotments be blighted, they do tell I. Mrs.
+Pilcher did say when her husband went up there this marnin’ he could
+smell ’em near a quarter of a mile away.”
+
+“Dear, to be sure!” groaned Ann, sympathetically, being quite willing
+to condone any little asperities of temper on the part of folks
+suffering from such a calamity. “’Tis a terr’ble pity, Mrs. Biles.
+There, ’tis along o’ the ’lotments layin’ out so open like, I d’ ’low.
+Now my bit o’ garden be sheltered.”
+
+The little fat woman, usually a meek sort of body, snorted fiercely.
+
+“’Tisn’t very likely as your garden ’ud suffer, Mrs. Kerley,” she
+cried, in a voice that trembled with wrath. “Your garden is safe
+enough--an’ so was the ’lotments till yesterday.”
+
+“Well, I be pure sorry, I’m sure,” said Ann, looking from one to the
+other in bewilderment. “’Tis just as luck would have it, I s’pose.”
+
+“Luck, indeed!” cried Mrs. Biles meaningly. “There’s them as went by
+yesterday as wished bad luck, an’ bad luck did come.”
+
+Ann fairly gasped. Mrs. Biles threw out her hand warningly.
+
+“Take your eyes off I, Mrs. Kerley. Take ’em off, I say! I bain’t
+a-goin’ to have ’ee overlookin’ of I, same as you did do to poor Joe
+Pilcher--’tis well if the poor bwoy don’t die of it.”
+
+Ann obediently dropped her eyes, a nightmare-like sensation of
+oppression overwhelming her.
+
+“I d’ ’low ye won’t deny ye did overlook Joe Pilcher,” went on Mrs.
+Biles; “there, ye did no sooner turn your back yesterday, nor the lad
+was took wi’ sich a bad pain in his innards that he went all doubly up
+same as a wold man.”
+
+“Well, that’s none o’ my fault,” expostulated Ann warmly, for even a
+worm will turn. “He’ve a-been eatin’ summat as disagreed wi’ he.”
+
+“Nothin’ o’ the kind!” cried the women in chorus.
+
+“It comed so sharp as a knife,” added one, “all twisty turny.”
+
+“The poor bwoy did lie upon the floor all night,” put in another,
+“a-pankin’ and a-groanin’ so pitiful. ‘Ann Kerley has bewitched I,’
+says he. E-es, the bwoy come out wi’ the truth. ‘’Tis Mother Kerley
+what has overlooked I,’ says he.”
+
+“Well,” returned Ann vehemently, “I never did nothin’ at all to the
+bwoy. ’Tis nonsense what you do talk, all on you. He’ve a-been eatin’
+green apples--that’s what the matter wi’ he.”
+
+“Green apples!” exclaimed Mrs. Biles, with shrill sarcasm. “Dear, to be
+sure, if a bwoy was to be upset every time he ate a green apple, there
+wouldn’t be a sound child in village. He hadn’t had above five or six,
+his mother did say herself, an’ he can put away as many as fourteen
+wi’out feelin’ the worse for it. Ye must agree ’tis very strange,
+Ann--there, ye did say out plain for all to hear: ‘Bad luck, yourself,’
+says you to the innercent bwoy. ‘Ye won’t be like to have such very
+good luck, nar’n o’ you,’ says you, an’, sure enough, there be the
+’taters blighted, an’ there be the poor bwoy upset in’s inside.”
+
+“I didn’t really mean it, neighbours,” faltered Ann, looking piteously
+round. “I was a bit vexed at the time, an’ when the lads did start
+a-floutin’ me wi’ stones an’ that, and a-callin’ ill names and
+a-wishin’ me bad luck, I just says back to ’em, quick like, ‘Bad luck,
+yourself!’ an’ ’twasn’t very like they’d have good luck; but I didn’t
+mean it in my heart--not me, indeed. The Lard sees I hadn’t no thought
+o’ really wishin’ evil to nobody--that I hadn’t, neighbours. You don’t
+believe I did have, do ’ee now, Mrs. Whittle?”--turning in despair to
+the little woman on her right--“you, what has knowed I sich a many
+year--you did ought to know I wouldn’t wish no harm to nobody.”
+
+Mrs. Whittle looked sheepish and uncomfortable. Despite the sinister
+aspect of things, her heart melted at her old crony’s appeal.
+
+“Why, I scarce can believe it,” she was beginning, when Mrs. Biles
+struck in:--
+
+“Deny it if you can, Ann Kerley. There’s the ’taters blighted, an’
+there’s the bwoy took bad, an’ it’s you what wished ’em ill-luck. What
+can ye make o’ that, Mrs. Whittle? Ye’ll ’low ’tis strange.”
+
+Mrs. Whittle shook her head dubiously, and Ann, deprived, as she
+thought, of her only ally, threw her apron over her head, and wept
+behind it.
+
+“Don’t ’ee take on, Mrs. Kerley, that’s a dear,” said Mrs. Whittle,
+softening once more. “’Twas maybe a chance thing. You did say them
+words wi’out thinkin’ an’ they did come true to be a warnin’ to ’ee. We
+do all do wrong sometimes; this ’ere did ought to be a warnin’ to all
+on us.”
+
+“I’m sure ’twill be a lesson to I,” sobbed Ann inarticulately. “So long
+as I do live I’ll never say such things again. ’Twas very ill-done o’
+me to ha’ spoke wi’out thought, sich a wold ’ooman as I be, an’ so near
+my end an’ all, an’ the Lard has chastised I. I can’t do more nor say
+I’m sorry, an’ I hope the A’mighty ’ull forgive me.”
+
+“There, the ’ooman can’t say no fairer nor that,” said Mrs. Whittle,
+looking round appealingly; “she can’t do more nor repent.”
+
+“Oh, if she do repent it’ll be well enough,” said Mrs. Biles darkly.
+“’Tis to be hoped as she do repent. But by all accounts ’tis easier for
+to begin that kind o’ work nor to leave it off again.”
+
+She turned on her heel with this parting innuendo, and, taking up her
+full bucket, walked away. The others followed suit, and Ann, left
+alone, sobbed on for a moment or two with a feeling akin to despair,
+and then, drawing down her apron, wiped her eyes with it sadly, wound
+up her pail from the depths where it had lain forgotten, and made her
+way homewards.
+
+For days afterwards she was ashamed to show her face, and rose at
+extraordinarily early hours in order to procure her supply of water,
+and crept out of her own quarters at dusk to make her necessary
+purchases.
+
+One morning, about a week after the affair at the allotments, when Ann
+sallied forth as usual for water, she paused incidentally to look over
+her neighbour’s gate. The hen-coop was still in view, the hen cackling,
+and the ducklings waddling up and down the path. But how few of them
+there were! Only three! What could have become of the others? Possibly
+they were squatting at the back of the coop. She was craning her head
+round in order to ascertain if this were the case, when a window in
+Mrs. Clarke’s house was thrown open, and that lady’s voice was heard in
+angry tones:--
+
+“I’ve catched you at it, have I? I’ve catched you at it! Well, you
+did ought to be ashamed of yourself, Ann Kerley. To try an’ do me a
+mischief--me, as has been sich a good neighbour to ’ee.”
+
+“Why, what’s the matter?” returned Ann, backing away from the gate, and
+raising dim, distracted eyes.
+
+“I’ve catched you in the very act,” continued Mrs. Clarke vehemently.
+“Says I to myself when the ducklin’s kep’ a-droppin’ off like that, ‘I
+wonder if it can be Ann?’ says I, an’ then I thinks, ‘No, it never can
+be Ann; her an’ me was always friends,’ I says. Ah, you ungrateful,
+spiteful creetur’!”
+
+An arm, clad in checked flannelette, was here thrust forth, and the
+fist appertaining thereto emphatically shaken.
+
+“I’m sure,” protested the unfortunate Ann, staggering back against her
+own little gate, “I don’t know whatever you can mean by such talk,
+Mrs. Clarke; I never touched your ducks. I be a honest ’ooman, an’ I
+wouldn’t take nothin’ what didn’t belong to I.”
+
+“I don’t say you stole ’em,” retorted Mrs. Clarke, “but I say you
+overlooked ’em, an’ that’s worse; a body ’ud know what to be at
+if ’twas only a thief as was makin’ away wi’ ’em, but when ’tis a
+witch--Lard, whatever is to be done? I couldn’t ha’ thought ye’d ha’
+found it in your heart to go striking down they poor little innercent
+things. What harm did they do ye? Sich beauties as they was. But there,
+ye must go gettin’ up in the very dummet that ye mid overlook the poor
+little creetur’s, so that, one after another, they do just croopy down
+an’ die.”
+
+“Mrs. Clarke,” said Anne, solemnly and desperately, “I can’t tell how
+sich a thing did come about--I can’t indeed. ’Tis no fault o’ mine,
+I do assure ye. I wouldn’t ha’ had they poor little duck die for
+anything. I never wished ’em ill. I was admirin’ of ’em. I never had no
+other thought.”
+
+“Well, see here,” returned Mrs. Clarke, somewhat mollified. “Don’t
+ye look at ’em at all, that’s a good ’ooman. Maybe ’tis no fault o’
+yourn, but ’tis very strange, Mrs. Kerley, what do seem to have come
+to you to-year. You do seem to bring bad luck, though you midn’t do it
+a-purpose.”
+
+“I’m sure I don’t,” protested Ann, “an’ I can’t believe, Mrs. Clarke,
+as a body can do bad wi’out knowin’ it.”
+
+“Well, ’tis queer, I d’ ’low,” agreed her neighbour, “but when a body
+sees sich things for theirsel’s as do happen along o’ you, they can’t
+but believe their own eyes. Ye mind that there bar-hive what Mr. Bridle
+got last month?”
+
+“E-es,” returned Ann feebly, “I mind it well. I never see sich a
+handsome contrivance nor so clever. Mr. Bridle showed it to I.”
+
+“E-es, I d’ ’low he did,” agreed the other, with a certain triumph. “I
+d’ ’low ye was a-lookin’ at it a long time.”
+
+“I was,” confessed Ann, with a sinking heart.
+
+Mrs. Clarke nodded portentously. “That’s it,” she said. “The bees be
+all dead, Mrs. Kerley. Bridle, he did say to I yesterday, ‘I couldn’t
+think,’ says he, ‘whatever took the bees. I had but just moved them out
+of the wold skip and they did seem to take to the bar-hive so nice,’ he
+says, ‘an’ now they be all a-dyin’ off so quick as they can. I couldn’t
+think,’ he says, ‘what could be the reason, but I do know now. I do
+know it was a great mistake to ha’ brought Ann Kerley up to look at
+’em.’”
+
+“Oh dear, oh dear,” cried the last-named poor old woman, wringing her
+hands, “do he really think I did hurt ’em?”
+
+“He do, indeed,” said Mrs. Clarke firmly. “There, my dear, it do seem
+a terr’ble thing, but you be turned into a witch seemin’ly, whether it
+be against your will or whether it bain’t.”
+
+Ann stood motionless for a moment, her hands squeezed tightly together,
+her face haggard and drawn.
+
+“I think I’ll go indoor a bit,” she said, after a pause. “I’ll go
+indoor an’ set me down. I don’t know what to do. Mrs. Clarke----?”
+
+“E-es, my dear. There, you needn’t look up at I so earnest--I can hear
+’ee quite well wi’out that.”
+
+Ann turned away with an impatient groan, and went staggering up her
+path. The other looked after her remorsefully.
+
+“Bide a bit, Mrs. Kerley, do ’ee now. What was ye goin’ to ax I?”
+
+“I was but goin’ to ax,” faltered Ann, still with her face averted, “if
+you’d be so kind as to fetch I a drop o’ water this marnin’ when you do
+go to get some for yoursel’. There, I don’t some way feel as if I could
+face folks--an’ there mid be some about. ’Tis gettin’ a bit late now.”
+
+“E-es, sure; I could do it easy,” agreed Mrs. Clarke eagerly. “I could
+do it every marnin’--’tisn’t a bit more trouble to fill two pails nor
+one. An’ ’t ’ud be better for ee, Ann, my dear, not to go about more
+nor you can help till this ’ere visitation wears of.”
+
+“’T ’ull never wear off,” said Ann gloomily, as she walked unsteadily
+away.
+
+Now, as Mrs. Clarke subsequently remarked, those words of Ann’s made
+her fair bibber, same as if a bucket of cold water were thrown down her
+back. She was full of compassion for her neighbour, and, though she was
+willing to believe that the strange, unpleasant power of which she had
+suddenly become possessed was unwelcome to her and unconsciously used,
+she was nevertheless forced to agree with Mrs. Biles that that didn’t
+make the thing no better, and that the more Ann Kerley kept herself to
+herself the safer it would be for all parties.
+
+Meanwhile, the anguish of mind endured by the unwilling sorceress
+defies description. Day by day her deplorable plight became more
+evident to her. Now an indignant farmer’s wife would come to complain
+that butter had not come, and on poor Ann’s protesting that she had
+never so much as set foot near the dairy, would retort that she had
+been seen gathering sticks at nightfall in the pasture, and had
+doubtless bewitched the cows. Now a village mother would hastily snatch
+up a child when it toddled towards the witch’s house; even the baker
+tossed the weekly loaf over the gate in fear, and left his bill at Mrs.
+Clarke’s, saying he would call for the money there. That lady informed
+her of the fact through the closed door as she dumped her morning
+bucket of water on the path without, adding that if she would like to
+leave the money in the bucket when she put it ready overnight, it would
+save trouble to every one.
+
+Ann Kerley understood: even her old crony was now afraid to meet her
+face to face.
+
+As she realised this she fell to crying feebly and hopelessly, as
+she had done so often of late, and Pussy came and jumped upon her
+knee, rubbing herself against her, and gazing at her with golden
+inscrutable eyes. The warm contact of a living creature, even a cat,
+was comforting, and the old woman hugged her favourite closely; but
+presently, struck by a sudden thought, she pushed it away, and turned
+aside her head.
+
+“There! get down, love! do--get away with ’ee, else I’ll maybe be
+doin’ thee a mischief. Oh dear, Puss, whatever should I do if anything
+happened to thee?”
+
+The idea positively appalled her, and from that moment she was careful
+to avert her face when she set the cat’s food before her.
+
+Perhaps the greatest trial of all was the Sunday church-going.
+
+“I d’ ’low the Lard won’t let I do nobody no harm in His House,” she
+had said to herself at first, almost hopefully; and she had donned her
+decent Sunday clothes eagerly, not to say joyfully. She was by nature
+sociable, and had suffered as severely from the inability to indulge in
+an occasional chat, a little harmless gossip, with this one and that
+one, as from a sense of being under a ban.
+
+So she had set forth cheerily, volunteering “A fine marnin’,
+neighbours,” to the first group she had passed upon the road. But dear,
+to be sure! how the folks had jumped and squeezed themselves against
+the wall to let her go by! She had not had the heart to greet the next
+couple, staid elderly folk, who were pacing along in front of her,
+full of Sabbath righteousness; but presently the man had looked round,
+and had then nudged his wife, and she had gathered up her skirts and
+scuttled on without so much as a glance over her shoulder. Poor Ann had
+fallen back and turned aside into a by-path until all the congregation
+had streamed in, and then had crept up the steps alone, and made her
+way to her place blindly, for her eyes were full once more of piteous
+tears.
+
+But even there humiliation awaited her, for she found herself alone in
+her pew, none of its accustomed occupants being willing to worship in
+such dangerous proximity.
+
+“I must be a terr’ble wicked ’ooman, sure,” groaned Ann to herself, and
+raised her poor smarting eyes to the east window, whence the figure of
+the Good Shepherd looked back at her, full of compassion and benignity.
+
+But Ann quickly dropped her eyes again. Was He not carrying a lamb upon
+His shoulder? It seemed to her that even the painted innocent would
+droop and falter beneath her gaze.
+
+And so thenceforth she started for church long after the other members
+of the congregation, and instead of seeking her own place, stole humbly
+to a dark corner, where, hidden away behind a pillar, she worshipped in
+sorrow of heart.
+
+Such a state of things could not have continued if the old rector had
+been at home, but he was away holiday-making in Switzerland, and the
+_locum tenens_, a young curate from the neighbouring town, could not be
+expected to notice a matter of the kind.
+
+One Sunday afternoon it chanced that Farmer Joyce, who lived up
+Riverton way, drove over to Little Branston, and was good enough to
+give a lift to his neighbour, Martha Hansford, Ann’s married daughter,
+who was feeling, as she confessed, a bit anxious at not hearing from
+her mother.
+
+“There, she haven’t a-wrote since I can’t say when,” she explained to
+the farmer, as the trap went spinning along the road; “she don’t write
+herself, mother don’t, but she do generally get somebody to drop me a
+line for her, and I haven’t heard a word to-month; no, nor last month
+either.”
+
+“Rheumatics perhaps,” suggested the farmer.
+
+“I’m sure I hope not, Mr. Joyce. My mother have never had sich a thing
+in her life, an’ ’tis to be hoped she bain’t a-goin’ to begin now.”
+
+“The wold lady’s busy, very like,” hazarded Mr. Joyce, after ruminating
+a while. “The time do slip away so quick, an’ one day do seem so
+like another, folks can’t always be expected to put their minds to
+letter-writin’.”
+
+“Lard love ’ee, sir,” returned Martha, startled into familiarity,
+“farmer folks mid be busy enough, an’ lab’rin’ folks too--I can scarce
+find the day long enough to put in all as I’ve a-got to do--but mother!
+what can a poor wold body like mother have to work at, wi’out it’s a
+bit o’ knittin’, or some such thing. No, it’s summat else, an’ I’m sure
+I can’t think what it can be.”
+
+Mr. Joyce was not imaginative enough to assist her by any further
+hypothesis; therefore, he merely touched up the horse and remarked
+reassuringly that they would soon be there. And for the rest of the
+drive Martha devoted herself to the somewhat difficult task of keeping
+her three-year-old boy, Ally, from wriggling out of her arms.
+
+Dropped at the bottom of the “dip” wherein was situated Mrs. Kerley’s
+cottage, Martha hastened towards it, Ally trotting gleefully beside
+her. Instead of finding the cottage door open--as might have been
+expected this sunny October afternoon--and catching a glimpse of her
+mother’s quiet figure in its elbow-chair, she found the house shut up,
+and apparently no sign of life about the place. The very garden had a
+neglected look, or so it seemed to her; and the little window, usually
+gay with flowers, was blank and desolate, the check curtain within
+being drawn across it.
+
+“Mother!” cried Martha, in a tone of such anguish that Ally immediately
+set up a corresponding wail. “Oh mother, whatever is to do? Be you
+dead? Oh, mother! be you dead?”
+
+To her intense relief she heard the sound of a chair being pushed back
+over the flagged floor within, and her mother’s well-known step slowly
+cross the little kitchen.
+
+“Martha! be it you, my dear?” But she did not open the door, and when
+Martha eagerly tried the latch she found that it did not yield.
+
+“Mother, mother,” she cried in an agony of fear, “oh, mother, what is
+it? Why don’t ye let I in?”
+
+“I can’t, my dear,” came the tremulous voice from within. “No, don’t ax
+it of I. I dursen’t, Martha! There, I mid do ’ee a mischief.”
+
+“Mother, what be talkin’ on?” Martha was beginning incredulously, when
+her small son, impatient of the delay, fairly drowned her voice with
+shrill clamour for admittance, and vigorous kicking of his little
+hobnailed boots at the panels of the door. Martha snatched him up
+and impatiently clapped her hand over the protesting mouth. In the
+momentary pause that ensued she heard her mother weeping.
+
+“Be that Ally? Oh, my blessed lamb! Oh, dear heart! Oh, oh!” Then in
+a louder key came the words broken by sobs: “Take en away, Martha,
+do--take en away, lovey! Somethin’ bad might happen else!”
+
+Here Ally, wrenching himself free, burst into a roar of indignation,
+and his mother, popping him down on the ground, threw herself upon the
+door, and, exerting all her strength, succeeded in bursting it open.
+
+With a wail Ann shrank away from her into the farthest corner of the
+room, hiding her face against the wall.
+
+“Don’t ye come a-nigh me, Martha, don’t ye--don’t ye! And take the
+blessed child away! Take him away this minute!”
+
+“I’ll do nothin’ o’ the kind,” returned Martha vehemently. “Be you gone
+crazy, mother? Whatever is the matter?”
+
+“Nay, my dear, I bain’t gone crazy--it be worse, a deal worse. I can’t
+tell however it did come about, Martha, but, there, I be turned into
+a witch! I be evil-eyed, they d’ say! There, ye’d never believe the
+terr’ble things what have a-come about along o’ me jist lookin’.”
+
+Martha dropped down in a chair and burst out laughing. She was a hale,
+hearty young woman, who had had a bit of schooling, and took a sane and
+cheerful view of life.
+
+“God bless us, mother!” she cried, wiping her eyes at last and
+springing up, “what put such a notion as that in your head? You a
+witch! You hurtin’ things wi’ lookin’ at ’em! I never did hear such
+nonsense-talk in my life!”
+
+“But it be true, Martha--it be true!” returned Ann, still hiding her
+face in her trembling hands. “There, I’ve seed it myself. Don’t you
+come too nigh, my dear, and for mercy’s sake keep the darlin’ child
+away!”
+
+“Nay, but I won’t,” retorted Martha; and, catching up the child, she
+advanced with a determined air. “You shall look at us--both of us--that
+you shall! Kiss grandma, Ally, love--that’s it! Pull away her hands,
+and give her a big hug. There, the mischief’s done now, if mischief
+there be. Bain’t he growed, grandma? Bain’t he a fine boy? There, come
+an’ sit ye down and take en on your knee and feel the weight of en.”
+
+Ann could not withstand the spell of the little clinging arms, the
+kisses rained upon her withered cheek. She suffered the child to climb
+from his mother’s arms into hers, and hugged him back passionately.
+
+“Bless you, my lamb! Bless you, my darlin’ little angel! Dear, but he
+be a fine boy, Martha. Bless you, love! E-es; grandma ’ull find en a
+lump o’ sugar. Ah, Martha, I be a-feared--it do seem a terr’ble risk;
+but, there, I can’t think but what the Lard ’ull purtect the innercent
+child.”
+
+“Now, you come along, mother, and sit ye down, an’ don’t ye go so
+trembly. You’ll not hurt Ally; he be a deal more like to hurt you, such
+a mischievous boy as he be. Now, then, whoever has been frightenin’ of
+ye with such talk?”
+
+“My dear, they do all say it,” murmured Ann, looking fearfully round.
+
+Brokenly, and with many digressions, she told her tale. Long before
+she had ended Martha was weeping too--weeping with indignation and
+with a sense of despair; for, argue as she might, she could not divest
+her mother of her persuasion in her own fell powers. If Ann herself
+could not be convinced of the folly of the supposition, what hope could
+Martha have to do away with the unjust suspicions of the neighbours?
+
+Each fresh proof of the ostracism which had become her mother’s
+portion added to her wrath and woe. She had not had a bit of meat to
+her dinner, as was invariably the case on Sunday, not having dared to
+venture forth to buy it. There was not so much as a drop of milk in
+the house, the child who usually brought it having declined to perform
+that office. Ann had not liked even to go out and get herself a few
+“spuds”--there were so many folks about on Saturdays, she explained.
+There was no fire in the grate, though the autumn day was sharp, for
+Farmer Cosser had “dared” her to pick up any more sticks in his field.
+
+“I d’ ’low ye’d ha’ been dead afore long, if I hadn’t ha’ come,” cried
+Martha, and then fell a-sobbing again. What was the use of her having
+come? What good could she do?
+
+The two women were sitting together in very melancholy mood, when
+Farmer Joyce called to say that he would hitch the horse at six
+o’clock, and Martha must meet him at the top of the road.
+
+“Hullo!” he cried, breaking off short at sight of their tearful faces,
+“be you all a-cryin’ in here?”
+
+And then Martha, eager for sympathy, made bold to clutch at his stout
+arm and pour forth her tale. The farmer, leaning against the door-post,
+listened at first in amusement, afterwards with an indignation almost
+equal to the daughter’s own.
+
+“I never did hear such a thing!” he cried emphatically, as she paused
+for breath. “They must be a pack o’ sammies in this place--and wicked
+uns, too. Dear heart alive! they’ve fair gallied the poor wold ’ooman
+out of her wits. Be there any one about? I’ll soon show ’em what I
+think of ’em.”
+
+“There’s a good few folks just goin’ their ways to church,” cried
+Martha, eagerly pointing up the lane.
+
+“Then I’ll step up and give ’em a bit o’ my mind,” returned he. “You
+come along wi’ I, Mrs. Kerley--don’t ye stop for to put on your
+bonnet--throw this ’ere ’ankercher over your cap--else we’ll not be in
+time to catch ’em, maybe.”
+
+“No, I dursen’t do that,” protested Ann, plucking away the handkerchief
+which he had thrown over her head; “’twas that which did first start
+the notion. ’Twas a windy day, d’ye see, an’ I was going to pick a bit
+o’ scroff, an’ I just tied my handkercher round my head--an’ when the
+bwoys did see I, they did pelt I wi’ stones and call I witch.”
+
+“Young rascals!” ejaculated the farmer, who had by this time hauled
+her out of the house, and was hurrying with her up the lane. “Come on,
+Martha! Make haste, ’ooman! There be a lot of ’em yonder.”
+
+In a few moments he and the breathless women found themselves in the
+midst of quite a little crowd, for Farmer Joyce had waylaid the first
+group he came across, and the sound of his stentorian tones, raised in
+wrathful accusation, speedily summoned others.
+
+“You be a wise lot here, you be!” he cried; “you do know summat, you
+do. Tell ’ee what--you be the biggest lot o’ stunpolls as ever was
+seed or heerd on. This be your witch, be it?--thikky poor wold ’ooman
+what have never done anybody a bit o’ harm in her life--poor wold
+Ann Kerley what was born and bred here, and did get married to a
+Little Branston man an’ all, and what have lived among ye so quiet an’
+peaceful as a body could do. Why, look at her! Look at the poor wold
+frightened face of her; d’ye mean for to tell I that’s the face of a
+witch?”
+
+“Well, she did blight our ’taters,” growled somebody.
+
+“An’ she did overlook Mrs. Clarke’s young duck----”
+
+“Did she?” retorted Farmer Joyce, sarcastically. “Well, she didn’t
+overlook my young duck, and they be dead--the most on ’em--what do ye
+make o’ that? Did ye never hear, you wise folk, as duckling do mostly
+die in thunder weather? And I’ll warrant you be too wise hereabouts
+to have heerd that this be a blight-year. A lot o’ my ’taters be
+blighted----”
+
+“I’m sure,” put in poor Martha, eagerly, “our ’taters be blighted too.
+There, my husband do say ’tis scarce worth while to get ’em up.”
+
+“I s’pose,” cried Farmer Joyce, looking round with withering sarcasm,
+“I s’pose this ’ere witch have a-gone and wished ill-luck to her own
+darter’s ’taters. ’Tis very likely, I’m sure. And there’s another
+thing--I did hear some tale o’ bees a-dyin’ arter they’d a-been put in
+a new hive.”
+
+“That’s true enough.” “’Tis true, sure,” came one or two voices in
+reply, not with any great enthusiasm, however; then a man’s sullen
+tones--“’Tis so true as anything. They was my bees, an’ I can answer
+for ’t bein’ true.”
+
+“How much food did ye put in for ’em when ye did shift ’em?” inquired
+Joyce, fixing his eyes on the speaker.
+
+“How much food? I d’ ’low bees be like to keep theirselves.”
+
+“Not when you do take their store off ’em so late in the season. You’ve
+a-killed your own bees, good man; they were too weak, d’ye see, to keep
+wosses off when they did come a-fightin’ of ’em. I’d ha’ thought you’d
+ha’ been clever enough to ha’ knowed that, seein’ what knowin’ folks you
+be in Little Branston. There, you did know poor wold Mrs. Kerley tied
+her ’andkercher over her head to make herself a witch--’twas that what
+made her a witch, weren’t it? Now I be a witch, bain’t I?”
+
+He whisked off his hat suddenly, and drawing a cotton handkerchief from
+his pocket threw it over his head and tied the ends beneath his chin.
+The sight of his large red face with its fringe of grey whisker looking
+jubilantly out of the red and yellow folds, was irresistibly comic;
+the bystanders fairly roared. The farmer was quick to follow up his
+advantage.
+
+“I must be a witch,” he persisted, “seein’ as I’ve a-got a witch’s head
+on;” then, seized by a yet more luminous inspiration, he crowned the
+meek and trembling Ann Kerley with his own broad-brimmed and shaggy
+beaver.
+
+“Now, Mrs. Kerley be a farmer. She must be a farmer, sure, for she be
+a-wearin’ a farmer’s hat. There be jist so mich sense in the one notion
+as t’other. Here we be--Farmer Kerley and Witch Joyce!”
+
+The merriment at this point grew so uproarious that the clergyman in
+his distant vestry very nearly sallied forth to inquire the cause;
+but it died away as suddenly as it had begun. The sight of poor old
+Ann’s lined face looking patiently out from beneath its ridiculous
+headgear was, on the whole, more pathetic than ludicrous; folks began
+to look at each other, and to own to themselves that they had been not
+only foolish, but cruel. Every word that the farmer spoke had carried
+weight, and he could have employed no more forcible argument than the
+practical demonstration at the end. He was the very best advocate
+who could have been chosen to plead for her--a good plain man, like
+themselves, who thoroughly understood the case. By the time Farmer
+Joyce had resumed his hat and restored his handkerchief to his pocket,
+the cause was won. People had gathered round Ann with rough apologies
+and kindly handshakes, and she was escorted homewards by more than one
+long-estranged friend.
+
+When little Ally, who had been asleep on the settle, woke at the sound
+of the approaching voices, and came trotting out of the banned house,
+rubbing his eyes and calling loudly for “Grandma,” the good women
+nodded to each other meaningly, and said that he was a fine boy, bless
+him, and he wouldn’t be likely to look so well if---- And then somebody
+sniffed the air, and observed that he shouldn’t wonder but what Mrs.
+Kerley’s ’taters was a bit blighted too, and Mrs. Kerley replied that
+she was sure they mid be, but she didn’t know, for she hadn’t had the
+heart to look. And then the expert returned authoritatively that he was
+quite sure they was done for, which seemed wonderfully satisfactory to
+all parties.
+
+And then Farmer Joyce bethought him that it was time to hitch the
+horse, and the rest of Ann’s friends remembered that “last bell” would
+soon ha’ done ringing; so gradually the little crowd melted away,
+and Martha embraced her mother with a thankful heart, and went away
+likewise, leaving Ally behind, according to the farmer’s advice, who
+had reminded her in a gruff whisper that the little chap would be more
+like to take off the wold body’s mind from that there queer notion nor
+anything else.
+
+So the little house, which had been so desolate a few hours before, was
+now restored to homely joy and peace; and when Martha looked back from
+the summit of the lane, she saw her mother standing, all smiles, in the
+open doorway, shading her eyes from the sun, which was making a glory
+round the curly head of the child in her arms.
+
+
+
+
+A RUNAWAY COUPLE.
+
+
+Summer dawn; a thousand delicate tints in the sky above and dewy world
+beneath; birds stretching drowsy little wings and piping to each other;
+dumb things waking up one by one and sending forth their several calls.
+But as yet nothing seemed astir in the old house; the windows, open for
+the most part, were still curtained; no thin spiral of smoke wound its
+way upwards from the kitchen chimney. Ruddy shafts of light made cheer,
+indeed, on the mullioned panes and the moss-grown coping, picked out
+the stone-crops and saxifrages on the roof, ran along the stone gutter,
+bathed the old chimney stacks with a glow that would seem to mock at
+the empty hearths within.
+
+Presently a great clucking and crowing was heard from the poultry-yard
+at the rear of the house, and a moment or two after a little old lady
+came trotting along the mossy path behind the yew hedge and picked her
+way daintily between the apple-trees in the orchard. As she proceeded
+she looked to right and to left as though in fear, yet her face was
+wreathed in the broadest of smiles, and every now and then she uttered
+an ecstatic chuckle. Now out at the wicket-gate and down the lane to
+the right. Lo! standing outlined against the purple expanse of moor a
+hundred paces or so from the gate an equipage was drawn up; two men
+were stationed by the horses’ heads, one of whom hurried forward to
+meet her, while the other stiffly climbed up on the box. The first,
+a tall burly old man, wearing a white top-hat, an old-fashioned
+embroidered waistcoat, and a spick-and-span suit of broadcloth,
+beckoned eagerly as he hastened towards her, while the figure on the
+box waved his whip, and jerked his elbow with every sign of impatience.
+
+“So there ye be at last, my dear!” cried the old gentleman. “Blest if
+I didn’t think they’d catched ye. Come along, hurry up! Let’s be off;
+it’s close upon four o’clock.”
+
+The lady, who was plump and somewhat short of breath, merely chuckled
+again by way of rejoinder, and suffered herself to be hoisted into the
+waiting chaise. It was an extremely old-fashioned chaise with a hood
+and a rumble; the coachman was equally antiquated in appearance, and
+wore a moth-eaten livery of obsolete cut and a beaver hat.
+
+“Now off with ye, Jem,” cried the old gentleman in a stage whisper.
+“Let ’em go, my lad. Don’t spare the cattle! We must be miles away from
+here before the folks yonder have time to miss us. But whatever did
+keep ye so long, Susan?” he inquired, turning to the lady.
+
+“My dear,” said she, with a delighted giggle, “I’ve been to feed the
+chickens.”
+
+Thereupon her companion fell into a paroxysm of suppressed merriment,
+growing purple in the face, and slapping his thigh in ecstacy. The old
+coachman turned round upon the box and bent down his ear to catch the
+joke.
+
+“Missus has been to feed chicken, Jem,” laughed his master. “Ho! ho!
+ho!--she wouldn’t leave out that part, ye may be sure.”
+
+Jem grinned. “No, I d’ ’low she wouldn’t. Missus be a grand hand at
+feedin’ chicken; she’ve a-had prac_tise_, haven’t she, Measter? I’ll go
+warrant she have.”
+
+“And I’ve been doing something else too, John,” continued she, when the
+explosion had in some measure subsided. “See here!”
+
+She opened the lid of the little covered basket which she carried, and
+displayed three nosegays of white flowers.
+
+“I thought we might wear these,” she remarked. “I very nearly brought
+favours for the horses, too, but I was afraid it would excite remark.”
+
+“And you were right,” said he; “but I think we’ve managed pretty well
+to put ’em off the scent. Jem did drive a good bit along the Dorchester
+road, and back very quiet over the heath. ’Twas very artful of ’ee, my
+dear, to be talkin’ so innercent-like about Weymouth yesterday--they’ll
+think we’ve a-gone there, for sure.”
+
+The old lady drew herself up with a little conscious air.
+
+“It takes a woman’s wit to think of them things,” she said: “But I do
+feel sorry for them all, too. I left just a bit of a line for Mary to
+say she wasn’t to be frightened and we was just gone for the day, and
+they mustn’t think of looking for us. But I can’t help thinking it does
+seem a shame. There, all the poor things will be comin’ from this place
+and that place and bringing the children, and making ready their little
+speeches, and getting out their little presents----”
+
+The old man began to chuckle again.
+
+She looked at him reproachfully, and he laughed louder and rubbed his
+hands.
+
+“’Tis very unfeeling of you to laugh like that, John. I’m sure it is.
+Haven’t you got no feeling for your own flesh and blood?”
+
+“If you come to that,” said John, “whose notion was it? Says I, ‘I do
+wish,’ I says, ‘we could give ’em all the slip and spend the happy day
+quiet by our two selves.’ And says you, ‘Why shouldn’t we, then?’ says
+you. ‘Look here,’ you says, ‘why shouldn’t we do it over again, John?’
+‘What?’ says I. ‘What we done fifty years ago,’ says you. ‘Well,’ I
+says, and I say now, ‘it takes a woman’s cleverness to think o’ such
+things.’ So here we be a-runnin’ away again, love; bain’t we?”
+
+She extended her little mittened hand to him with a gracious smile that
+had in it a droll assumption of coyness.
+
+“There’s the ring, though,” said he; “that there ring ought to come
+off, Susan, else it ’ull not seem real-like.”
+
+His gnarled old fingers were already fumbling with the ring, but she
+jerked away her hand quickly.
+
+“No, indeed!” she cried. “Have it off! I wouldn’t have it off for a
+thousand pounds. It’s never been off my finger all these years, John,
+and I’m certainly not going to have it off to-day.”
+
+She pinned the nosegay in his coat, assumed a similar decoration
+herself, and handed one to Jem. Then they drove onwards with renewed
+speed. Jem, following his master’s advice, was not sparing the cattle;
+the old chaise rocked from side to side, the horses flew along the
+road. They had now left the heath behind and found themselves on the
+highway; the country was looking its best this fine sunny morning;
+the hedges were still white with bloom; the leafage of the woods
+through which they passed was yet untarnished by heat or dust; a spicy
+fragrance was wafted towards them from the fir plantations; in the
+villages the folks were beginning to stir; chimneys were smoking; women
+moving to and fro, here and there a man sauntering fieldwards.
+
+They looked after the rattling chaise with astonishment.
+
+“I hope nobody will set up a hue and cry,” ejaculated the old lady
+nervously. “There’s nobody coming after us, is there, Jem?”
+
+“Don’t ye be afeared, mum,” returned Jem valiantly. “You sit still,
+Mrs. Bussell; nobody’s thinkin’ o’ sich a thing, an’ if they was, we’d
+soon leave ’em behind. I brought ye safe to Branston this day fifty
+year ago, an’ I’ll do the same to-day, dalled if I don’t.”
+
+“So ye did, Jem, so ye did,” exclaimed his master. “Dear heart alive,
+do ye mind, Sukey, that time we heard such a clatterin’ behind us, and
+you thought all was lost, and Jem turned right into Yellowham Wood. How
+he done it I can never think. But we crope out of sight and the folks
+rattled past. And ’twasn’t nobody thinkin’ of us at all. ’Twas young
+Squire Frampton drivin’ for a wager.”
+
+“Yes, my father was looking for us along the Dorchester road,” said
+she, laughing again.
+
+“He! he!” chimed in Jem, “I mind that well. ’Twas my cousin Joe what
+took yon empty shay. He couldn’t for the life of en make out why he
+were to ride so fast wi’ nobody inside. ‘Never you mind, Joe,’ says I,
+‘ride away for your gold piece,’ I says. I weren’t a-goin’ to tell he
+what was a-goin’ on. He weren’t to be trusted same as me. He understood
+about the gold piece right enough, and, dally! he did understand Squire
+Sherren’s horsewhip, too, when he comed up wi’ en and couldn’t make Joe
+tell en where he was gone. I d’ ’low ye was half-way to Lunnon by that
+time.”
+
+“Poor Joe!” said Mrs. Bussell compassionately.
+
+“Pooh!” exclaimed bluff old John, “a gold piece would mend many broken
+bones. Well, my dear, I’m gettin’ sharp-set, what do ye say to a bit of
+breakfast? Pull up at the first sheltered place you come to, Jem.”
+
+“But let it be somewhere where you can keep a look-out,” put in the old
+lady anxiously. “Don’t let’s be caught.”
+
+By-and-by they arrived at a suitable place, and Jem duly pulled up,
+and John brought out a well-packed hamper from the rumble, and Mrs.
+Bussell made tea from a spirit-lamp, and dispensed goodly portions of
+buttered roll, and ham, and hard-boiled eggs, and John and Jem took
+turns to act sentry, and little Mrs. Bussell raised an alarm about
+every five minutes and entered more and more into the spirit of the
+enterprise. Her husband, setting his white hat rakishly on the back of
+his head, and looking extremely jocose, endeavoured to throw himself
+into the part which he had played a half-century before, but did not
+altogether succeed in representing the trembling young lover, even
+though he called the old lady by her maiden name, and delivered himself
+of sundry amorous speeches with a fervour that was occasionally mixed
+with hilarity.
+
+“Faith, my dear,” he cried when she took him to task, “you must let me
+talk as I please. I was your lover then, and I am your lover now, for
+all we’ve been man and wife this fifty years. What signifies it whether
+your hair is gold or silver, or whether you are fat or slim? Handsome
+is as handsome does, I say, and you’ve a-been the best wife a man could
+have.”
+
+“La! John,” said she, and winked away a tear. John put out his rugged
+old hand and gripped hers.
+
+“The best wife a man could have,” he repeated earnestly. “Fifty
+years!--I wish we mid have fifty years more together.”
+
+“I wish we was back at the beginning,” said she. “I’d like to go
+through it all over again, John. I’d take it all and be thankful--the
+rough and the smooth, and the joy and the sorrow. Except maybe--poor
+little Ben, you know--I don’t think I’d like to live through those
+years again. How we hoped, didn’t we? And he was took at the last.”
+
+“Well, ye have the other seven, Susan, my dear, alive and well, and
+their children. Why, you mid say that one loss has been made up to ye
+by more than a score of other blessings.”
+
+Mrs. Bussell shook her head, but smiled, and presently wondered aloud
+if John’s Annie would bring the baby.
+
+“I’d like to have seen it, too,” she added. “I hope Mary will have
+the sense to keep them. I told her a good many of them would stop the
+night.”
+
+“Somebody’s coming!” announced Jem at this juncture.
+
+And then what a bustle and clatter ensued, what hasty packing of the
+hamper, what tremulous climbing into the chaise on the part of the
+“missus”; with what an air of firmness and resolution did the master
+straighten his hat and square his shoulders as though preparing to defy
+all pursuers. And after all it was only the mail cart bowling merrily
+along; and the driver gave the runaway couple a cheery good-day as he
+passed. Then, though they laughed long and loud over the false alarm,
+they realised that the time was getting on, and that it behoved them to
+hasten to their destination.
+
+The little town of Branston was not yet very wide-awake when they did
+arrive at the Royal George, and Jem pulled up with a flourish, and
+threw the reins to a gaping stable-boy with as great an air as would
+have befitted a coachman in the palmy days when the Flying Stage used
+to change horses at Branston. The little old lady alighted demurely,
+her husband supporting her while she planted first one neat little
+foot, clad in a buckled shoe and clocked white stocking, on the
+step, and then its fellow, and lifting her off bodily, with much the
+same tender gallantry as that with which he had doubtless performed
+a similar office fifty years ago. At his request, Mrs. Bussell was
+conducted to the best private room; she seemed to have quite identified
+herself with those bygone days, and clung to his arm fearfully as
+they mounted the stairs; while in her husband past and present were
+pleasantly mingled. Thus, when, having deposited his fair charge in the
+George’s largest sitting-room, he strolled down to the lower premises
+to give certain orders regarding the horses, he made no ado about
+taking the landlord into his confidence.
+
+“This ’ere is a runaway trip,” he remarked, with a jocular wink. “’Tis
+our golden weddin’ day, and the missus and me had a notion o’ spendin’
+it quiet, just by our two selves. They’re makin’ a great to-do at our
+place--children and grandchildren comin’ from all sides, but we just
+thought we’d give them the slip, and keep the day here same as we done
+fifty year ago.”
+
+“Ah,” put in the landlord, much interested, “I heard somethin’ about
+that. You and your lady run off, didn’t ye?”
+
+“We did,” returned John. “Her father, ye see, old Sherren--they did
+use to call en Squire--she was the only child, and he reckoned on her
+makin’ a grand match, takin’ up wi’ one o’ the reg’lar gentry, ye know;
+but he wasn’t a bit better nor the rest of any of us yeoman farmers.
+Well, I wasn’t much of a match in those days--my father had a long
+family and not much to divide between us; but I liked the maid, and the
+maid she did like me, so we took the law into our own hands. My missus,
+she did use to go a-feedin’ of her chicken very early in the mornin’,
+so the folks got accustomed to hearin’ her get up and go out before
+daylight almost--and one mornin’ she did go out and she didn’t never go
+back.”
+
+“I remember,” cried the other, “you tricked them wi’ an empty
+post-chaise, didn’t ye?”
+
+“To be sure,” returned the old farmer chuckling. “’Twas Joe Boyt did
+that. He did ride for all he were worth, the wrong way. And me and the
+maid ran a couple of mile on our own legs, till we come to the high
+road where Jem was awaitin’ for us wi’ the very same old shay as we
+did drive over in to-day. I did swear I’d buy it if ever I had the
+chance, and I’d take Jem into my service. And I did both.”
+
+“The old Squire came round before long,” remarked the landlord; “yes,
+I heard the tale often enough. There’s an old chap here as used to be
+ostler in the old days, and he minds well how you and the lady came
+here to hide, so to speak, till the coach came up.”
+
+“That’s it!” cried old John delightedly, slapping his thigh to give
+emphasis to his words. “The coach took us to Bath and we had the job
+done there--licence, you know. And the missus and I, d’ye see, had
+the notion o’ stoppin’ here to-day in memory of that time, and makin’
+believe we was doin’ it over again. Between you and me,” said John,
+poking the landlord in the waistcoat and winking knowingly, “I d’ ’low
+my old woman does truly believe she is back in the old times again.
+Women do seem to have a wonderful power of imagination. There, she was
+a-feedin’ her chicken this mornin’, if ye please, just as she done the
+mornin’ we made off.”
+
+“Well, well,” commented the landlord. “You ought to let old ’Neas
+Bright have a look at ye both. He’s up in the almhouse now, poor old
+chap, through not bein’ able to work any more, but he’d hobble down if
+he was to know ye were here.”
+
+“Send for en, then, send for en,” cried John eagerly; “but look ye,
+landlord--keep the secret. Don’t ye let the folks know who we are or
+what we’ve come for, else maybe the children ’ull catch as yet.”
+
+The landlord laughed and promised, and thereupon John went back to his
+lady, whom he found peeping cautiously out at the Market Place from
+behind the window curtain.
+
+“Did you think about ordering dinner?” inquired she.
+
+“No, my dear, I left that to you.”
+
+“Oh, John,” she cried bashfully, “I feel nervous-like. I don’t want to
+ring the bell and have folks starin’ at me. Go down again and order
+it--at twelve sharp.”
+
+“What shall we have?” he inquired.
+
+“There now--to ask such a thing. Why, the same as we had this day fifty
+year ago, of course.”
+
+“And what was that?” asked he.
+
+“Why, John, I never thought you would forget anything about that day.
+We had a beefsteak-pudding and a boiled fowl with parsley-and-butter
+sauce, and potatoes in their jackets, and greens.”
+
+“So we had,” said John.
+
+“And you had cheese and a crusty loaf, and I had a bit o’ rice puddin’.
+And you had a tankard o’ best October ale, and I had a glass of sherry
+wine. Don’t you remember, John, you would make me take the wine though
+I wasn’t used to it and was afraid it might go to my head?”
+
+“Yes, to be sure,” returned he. “Well, I’ll go and order all that.”
+
+“And then come back to me--come straight back to me, John. Don’t stay
+gossiping downstairs. I feel quite nervous.”
+
+“Do you think this was the room we had?” inquired John, pausing
+half-way to the door. “It don’t look the same somehow.”
+
+“They’ve spoilt it with this new-fangled furniture,” returned she;
+“but it is the same. I remember this little window at the end looking
+towards the Market Place. Oh, John--see here.”
+
+“What is that, my dear?”
+
+“Why, look here at the corner of the pane. Here are our very name
+letters, S for Susan, and J for John, and the true-lovers’-knot on the
+top. I remember your scratching ’em quite well.”
+
+“Why, so I did,” cried he. “I’d a glass-cutter in my big knife. Well,
+to be sure! There they are--and here we are!”
+
+“Here we are,” echoed she. “Thanks be to God for all His mercies.”
+
+And thereupon she clasped both her little wrinkled hands round his arm
+and gave it a tender squeeze, and he stooped down and kissed her round,
+wholesome, pink old cheek.
+
+Well, after John had ordered the dinner, and after old ’Neas Bright
+had come limping down from the almshouse and had related divers
+anecdotes, and drunk the couple’s health, and gone away rejoicing with
+a half-crown piece in his pocket, John and Susan sat down behind the
+screen which cut off one corner of the room from the rest, and gave
+themselves up to repose and reminiscence.
+
+Perhaps it was because they were so happy and so much absorbed in each
+other, and also perhaps because they had both of them grown a trifle
+hard of hearing of late years, that they did not notice a sudden bustle
+and excitement in the street below.
+
+Had they looked out they would have seen a string of vehicles
+of different kinds drawn up just outside--spring-carts, gigs, a
+waggonette, and last but not least, a waggon drawn by a team of
+splendid farm-horses and filled to overflowing with country people.
+All the occupants of these conveyances were dressed in holiday attire,
+all wore enormous white nosegays, while the horses’ blinkers and the
+drivers’ whips were alike decorated with snowy streamers. The door
+opened suddenly, and some one ran round the screen.
+
+“Why, there they are!” cried a child’s jubilant voice. “There’s grandpa
+and grandma a-sittin’ hand-in-hand.”
+
+And then from the staircase, and from the hall, and from the street
+arose a sudden deafening cheer.
+
+“I d’ ’low they’ve caught us!” cried John, with a whimsical glance
+at his spouse; but she was already engaged in fondling the child and
+scarcely heard him.
+
+A moment afterwards the room was crowded with the descendants of the
+old folks--three generations of them: middle-aged prosperous-looking
+sons and daughters; rosy grandchildren and even one great-grandchild,
+for young John’s Annie _had_ brought her baby, which proved to be the
+finest child of its age that had ever been seen, and to have “come
+on wonderful” since Mrs. Bussell last beheld it. And there was such
+a kissing and hugging and scolding and laughing as had surely never
+before been heard in that staid, respectable old room, and grandma
+was very arch and coy on being reproached for her unkind notion, and
+grandpa chuckled boisterously, and rubbed his hands, and Mary, the
+only unmarried daughter, related how her suspicions had at first been
+aroused on discovering that the chickens had been fed so early--all
+the family knowing the history of that bygone ruse by heart; and how,
+though she _did_ at first fancy they might have gone to Weymouth, she
+had made inquiries in the neighbourhood, and had ascertained that a
+chaise with three people wearing white nosegays had been seen driving
+Branston-way very soon after daylight. And then John, the eldest son,
+took up the tale, and related how they had settled to wait till all
+the family had arrived, and how he had declared that the labourers and
+their wives should not be baulked of their share of merry-making, and
+how the whole party was come to keep the golden wedding at Branston.
+
+“The folks are waiting for you outside now,” he concluded; “you’d best
+show yourselves to them, else they’ll never forgive you.”
+
+So over to the window marched the bridal couple, and there they stood
+arm-in-arm, the illusion being a little damaged by the presence of
+the baby which grandma would not relinquish, and by the background of
+laughing folk, all of whom bore so strong a family likeness to their
+progenitors that their relationship could not be doubted.
+
+A rousing cheer went up once more, and John waved his hat in reply,
+and Susan laughed and nodded, and was suddenly taken by surprise by a
+dimness in the eyes and a choking sensation in the throat.
+
+“I don’t know however I could have had the heart to run away from
+them,” she murmured.
+
+And then when the speeches had been made, and the presents delivered,
+and the wedding-feast, supplemented by many substantial additions,
+set forth upon the table, and when she sat down with John the elder
+on her right and John the younger on her left, and Annie’s baby sound
+asleep in her lap, and looked round at the kindly happy faces, she
+surreptitiously squeezed her husband’s hand:--
+
+“You and me was very happy this time fifty year,” she said, “but after
+all--I don’t know--I d’ ’low this is best.”
+
+
+
+
+POSTMAN CHRIS.
+
+
+It was about four o’clock of the afternoon when Postman Chris set forth
+on his second round. He swung along at a rapid pace, looking about him
+with the pleased, alert air of one for whom his surroundings had not
+yet lost the charm of novelty.
+
+He had, indeed, that very morning entered on his duties as postman for
+the first time, though he had served his country in another way before.
+For Postman Chris Ryves had been Trooper Chris Ryves in a previous
+state of existence. He had had his fill of warfare in South Africa, and
+had indeed been wounded at Graspan; the left breast of his brand-new
+blue uniform was decorated with a medal and quite a row of clasps.
+Though Postman Chris walked at ease he held himself with the erectness
+due to military training, and his straw hat was perched at the rakish
+angle which in earlier days, when he had paraded at Knightsbridge
+Barracks, had caused the heart of more than one artless city maiden to
+flutter in her bosom.
+
+But for all these past glories of his, Postman Chris was an eminently
+pleasant and affable person; at any chance salutation of a passer-by
+the white teeth would flash out in that brown, brown face of his with
+the most good-humoured of smiles; he delivered up his letters with
+an urbanity of demeanour that was only surpassed by his soldierly
+promptitude, and he was willing to exchange the news of the day with
+any pedestrian who cared to march a short distance in his company.
+
+The bag which he carried was not unduly heavy, nor his way fatiguingly
+long; it was a six-mile round in fact--starting from Chudbury-Marshall,
+proceeding through Riverton and Little Branston to the market town of
+Branston and so back again.
+
+It chanced that as Chris approached Little Branston Schoolhouse on
+this particular day, his attention was attracted by a hubbub of voices
+and laughter proceeding from the adjoining field. Pausing a moment
+in his rapid progress he looked through a gap in the hedge. A feast
+was evidently in progress; some of the children still sat in rows on
+the grass, armed with great cups of sickly-looking tea and munching
+vigorously, buns or hunches of bread-and-jam; others, having finished
+their meal, were already at play.
+
+Here “Blind-man’s-buff” was going on, there “Drop Handkerchief”. In the
+corner of the field directly under the postman’s observation a game of
+Forfeits was proceeding. The schoolmistress, who sat facing him, was
+holding up one object after the other over the blindfolded head of a
+pupil-teacher, a bright little girl who had left school recently enough
+to enter still with almost childish zest into such amusements.
+
+“Here’s a Fine Thing and a very Fine Thing; what is the owner of this
+Fine Thing to do?” cried the schoolmistress. She had a pleasant, clear
+voice, and though she sat back upon her heels like many of her pupils,
+there was something particularly graceful about figure and attitude.
+
+“That’s a shapely maid,” remarked Postman Chris to himself; “yes, and a
+vitty one too.”
+
+It will be seen that Chris Ryves was a Dorset man, as indeed his name
+betokened; he came in fact from the other side of the county.
+
+The face which he looked on was as pretty as the figure, its fresh
+bloom enhanced by the darkness of eyes and hair.
+
+“What is the owner of this Fine Thing to do?” she repeated.
+
+“She must bite an inch off a stick,” responded the pupil-teacher, with
+a delighted giggle.
+
+The owner of the forfeit, a peculiarly stolid-looking child, came
+slowly up to redeem her pledge, and, after a mystified but determined
+attempt to obey the mandate literally, was duly initiated into the
+proper and innocuous manner of accomplishing it. Then the performance
+was resumed.
+
+“Here’s a Fine Thing and a very Fine Thing; and what must the owner of
+this very Fine Thing do?” chanted the schoolmistress.
+
+“Is it a boy or a girl?” asked the blindfolded oracle.
+
+“Boy,” responded the schoolmistress.
+
+“Then he must bow to the wittiest, kneel to the prettiest, and kiss the
+one he loves best.”
+
+A little round-faced urchin came forward to claim his cap, and, after
+much prompting and not a little pushing, was induced to carry out the
+prescribed programme.
+
+He duly pulled a forelock to the pupil-teacher, bent his knee to a
+small person with a necklace and a profusion of corkscrew ringlets, and
+bestowed a careless salute on the chubby cheek of a smaller and still
+more round-faced female edition of himself--evidently a sister.
+
+“Well, I’m dalled!” said the postman. “Them children ha’n’t got no eyes
+in their heads.”
+
+And with that he stepped back from the hedge, hitched up his bag a
+little higher on his shoulder, and strode off towards Branston.
+
+The next day at the same hour Ruby Damory, the schoolmistress, was
+standing on the threshold of the schoolhouse with a copybook in her
+hand. She sometimes lingered after school had broken up and the
+pupil-teacher had made things tidy and betaken herself homewards, to
+look over the children’s exercises before returning to her lodgings;
+and as the interior of the house was close and stuffy she preferred
+to accomplish this task in the porch. The school-yard was as dusty
+and bleak as such places usually are; but by some strange chance the
+rose-tree which was trained over the porch remained uninjured by the
+constant passing of little feet and contact of little persons. It grew
+luxuriantly, and its clustering blossoms formed a pretty setting to the
+slim figure which stood propped against the wall beneath.
+
+All at once Ruby raised her eyes from her book; a rapid step was
+advancing along the footpath from the direction of Riverton; over the
+irregular line of hedge she could see a straw hat set at a knowing
+angle on a head of bright red hair. It was the new postman from
+Chudbury--she had seen him go past that morning before she had yet
+left her room.
+
+Now he was opposite the schoolhouse gate, but instead of passing it he
+stood still, wheeled about with military precision, and took off his
+hat with a flourish.
+
+“I bow to the wittiest,” said Postman Chris.
+
+Then, before she had time either to respond or to turn away, he was
+marching on again, and soon disappeared behind the tall hedge on the
+other side of the school precincts.
+
+“Well, to be sure!” said Ruby, and she laughed to herself; “he must
+have noticed our game yesterday. He was very complimentary, I must say,
+though I don’t quite know how he could find out I was witty. I suppose
+he thinks I must be because I’m the schoolmistress.”
+
+And thereupon she returned to the exercise.
+
+But in spite of herself her thoughts kept wandering to Postman Chris
+and his odd proceedings, and she said to herself that, though his hair
+was red it was not at all an ugly colour--in fact when he took off his
+hat it flashed in the sun like burnished copper. The phrase took her
+fancy for she liked a fine word or two when opportunity offered; and
+she was pleased too with the aptness of the simile, for she possessed
+a little copper tea-kettle which she only used on great occasions, and
+which was, she fancied, precisely the colour of the new postman’s hair
+in the sunshine. He had a nice smile, too, and such quick, bright,
+brown eyes. And then that medal, and those clasps and orders--decidedly
+Postman Chris appeared to the schoolmistress somewhat in the light of a
+hero.
+
+All the evening she thought of his brown face and his pleasant voice,
+and of how his hair had flashed in the sun. On going home she got
+down the copper tea-kettle and looked at it, turning it about in the
+lamplight--yes, it really recalled the glow of the new postman’s hair.
+
+When, on the next day, Ruby heard the regular and rapid steps
+approaching, she stood for a moment in doubt; should she go indoors, or
+should she give the man a civil good-day as he passed.
+
+She chose the latter alternative, but as she opened her lips to speak
+the words died on them, for Postman Chris, once more pausing in front
+of the gate, dropped on his knees and bowed his head. Their eyes met
+as he raised it again, and he said emphatically: “I kneel to the
+prettiest.”
+
+Then, springing to his feet, he was gone before Ruby had time to
+recover from her astonishment. She went inside the larger schoolroom
+and sat down on the nearest bench, trembling from head to foot.
+
+What did the man mean? Was he laughing at her? No, the brown eyes had
+looked into hers with as earnest and straightforward a gaze as was
+to be found in the eyes of man. Was he courting her then? It looked
+like it, but what a strange way to set about it. No preliminaries--no
+permission asked--not even a question exchanged between them. Did he
+intend to carry out the third part of the programme with the same speed
+and decision with which he had set about fulfilling the first two?
+
+Ruby blushed hotly to herself, and then tossed her head. She was not to
+be won without due wooing, and after all was she, in any event, to be
+won by this man? She knew nothing of him except that he was a reservist
+with a small pension, and that he was a postman--a village postman.
+Was it likely that a girl of her education and position would throw
+herself away on a fellow like that--even if he had a kindly face, and a
+nice way of looking at one, and hair the colour of a copper tea-kettle?
+Besides, he should know better than to approach her with so light a
+spirit.
+
+The next day when Postman Chris came swinging along the Branston road
+the schoolhouse porch was empty, the door bolted and barred. For a full
+moment he stood gazing towards it, and Ruby, peering cautiously out at
+him from behind the sheltering blackboard, saw his expression change
+from the eager tenderness which had for the fraction of a second almost
+made her wish that she were indeed standing in the porch, to one of
+hurt and proud surprise.
+
+He wheeled about without delay, and the sound of his steps fell like a
+knell upon her heart.
+
+Acting upon an unaccountable impulse she flung open the door and darted
+to the gate, but Postman Chris never turned his head.
+
+On the next day she again watched from behind the blackboard, and saw
+the postman march past, without so much as a glance either to right or
+to left. On the day after, strange to relate, Miss Ruby Damory, the
+schoolmistress, happened to be correcting exercises in the porch when
+the postman from Chudbury-Marshall walked by; but Postman Chris never
+caught sight of the schoolmistress. He was whistling as he walked,
+and held a little cane in his hand with which he switched at the
+hedge. When he passed the school-gate he tapped it with his cane, and
+subsequently drew it along the railings which bordered the yard; but he
+never turned his head.
+
+There was no afternoon post on Sunday, but Postman Chris was at Evening
+Church, and there Ruby saw him with the light of the stained-glass
+window falling on his uncovered head and making a very nimbus of his
+hair.
+
+When Monday afternoon came she was standing, not in the school-porch
+but at the gate, and when Postman Chris drew near she accosted him in a
+small voice which did not sound like hers. Indeed, she felt at the time
+as though it were not she herself who was thus laying aside maidenly
+dignity, but some wicked little spirit within her, who acted for her
+against her will.
+
+“Good-day, postman,” said Ruby, or the demon within her.
+
+Postman Chris brought his heels together and saluted--not having yet
+learnt to lay aside this habit--but his face wore an expression of
+surprise.
+
+“Have you got a letter for me, to-day?” went on the voice.
+
+“Name?” said Chris succinctly.
+
+“Miss Ruby Damory,” came the hurried answer.
+
+The postman shook his head.
+
+“I’m expecting a letter,” went on Ruby confusedly. “Perhaps you may
+have left one at my lodgings in Little Branston? I live at Mrs.
+Maidment’s at the corner of Green Lane.”
+
+The postman looked at her with an expression which would seem
+to indicate that Ruby’s place of abode was a matter of supreme
+indifference to him.
+
+“If any letter comes as is directed there, of course it will be left
+there,” he said, with a coldly business-like air.
+
+“You didn’t leave one for me, to-day, I suppose?” faltered Ruby.
+
+“Not as I know on,” returned Chris stolidly.
+
+Tears rushed to the girl’s eyes; she felt wounded, insulted by this
+sudden change from warm admiration--admiration which possibly might
+have ripened to something else--to complete indifference. She hastily
+turned away her head to conceal them, but not before she had caught
+sight of a kind of gleam in the postman’s brown eyes.
+
+“Are ye so terrible disappointed?” he inquired roughly, not to say
+harshly.
+
+“I--oh, yes, of course I am.”
+
+She spoke truly enough, poor girl, though her disappointment arose from
+another cause than the ostensible one.
+
+Chris eyed her sharply.
+
+“Well, it’ll come in time, I suppose!” he remarked, still in the same
+surly tone, “and when it _do_ come, you shall have it.”
+
+And thereupon he saluted, hitched up his bag, and walked away.
+
+Ruby went back to the school-porch, with a scarlet face and a mist
+before her eyes:--
+
+“He’s a rude fellow,” she said; “I’ll think of him no more.”
+
+But she was in a manner forced to think of him.
+
+It was an unkind Fate, indeed, which decreed that Postman Chris Ryves’
+beat should bring him under Ruby Damory’s notice twice in the day.
+Early in the morning, while still in her little lodging at the corner
+of Green Lane, she heard his brisk step ring out beneath her window,
+and looking down, as indeed she sometimes did from beneath the corner
+of her blind, she caught a glimpse of a blue uniform and a red head;
+but Postman Chris never looked up, and no letter was ever left for Miss
+Ruby Damory, care of Mrs. Maidment.
+
+Then as the church clock struck half-past four a tall figure was always
+to be seen swinging along behind the green hedge, which drew near the
+school-gate, and passed by the school-yard without a single glance at
+the mistress correcting exercises in the porch.
+
+It was out of pure contradictoriness of course that Ruby Damory learned
+to listen for that step and to watch for that figure. She grew thin and
+pale, slept brokenly, and dreamt frequently about Postman Chris; and
+Mrs. Maidment averred almost with tears that Miss Damory seemed to have
+no relish for her victuals, and could indeed be scarce persuaded to eat
+a radish with her tea.
+
+One day the girl took herself seriously to task. “I am a fool and
+worse,” she said. “I must make an end of it. The man does not care a
+snap of his fingers for me--I’ll try to forget he’s in the world.”
+
+Therefore she refrained from peeping out from behind her blind on the
+following morning, and, in the afternoon, she locked up the schoolhouse
+directly the children had left, and proceeded homewards with the
+exercise-books under her arm. But whether because Postman Chris was
+more punctual than usual that day, or because Ruby Damory walked
+slowly, this manœuvre did not have the desired effect, for, strange to
+say, the postman overtook her on the road.
+
+Ruby had heard him coming, and had made valiant resolution not to
+look round, but when he came up with her she could not resist turning
+towards him, and their eyes met.
+
+“Did you speak?” said Postman Chris.
+
+“No--I--I--” She stopped short; her heart was thumping so violently,
+indeed, that she could scarcely breathe.
+
+“I thought you might have a letter for me,” she murmured at last, in
+the frantic endeavour to cover her confusion.
+
+“Not I,” said the postman.
+
+He made as if he would pass on, but wheeled round again. “What have you
+been doing to yourself?” he asked sharply.
+
+“I? Oh, nothing.”
+
+“Ye bain’t half the maid ye was,” insisted Chris, eyeing her with
+severe disapproval. “Been frettin’ about summat?”
+
+If Ruby had been pale before, she was rosy enough now.
+
+“What do you mean?” she stammered; “what makes you say that?”
+
+“I thought you mid be disapp’inted-like about that letter,” responded
+the postman.
+
+“Oh, the letter. Yes--’tis very strange it doesn’t come.”
+
+“Well, it’s none o’ my fault,” retorted Chris roughly. “Ye needn’t look
+at me like that. I’d bring it to ye fast enough if ’twas there.”
+
+“Well, of course--I never thought you wouldn’t. I’m sure I never said
+anything----” cried poor Ruby, more and more agitated.
+
+“Ye shouldn’t go frettin’ yourself though,” he remarked. “That won’t
+make it come any faster. And you shouldn’t blame me.”
+
+“I _don’t_ blame you,” gasped the girl. “I don’t--indeed I don’t”--but
+here, in spite of herself, her voice was lost in a burst of sobs.
+
+Postman Chris set down his bag and produced a khaki pocket
+handkerchief--a relic no doubt of South African days. This he tendered
+very gallantly to Ruby, who, if truth be told, was at that moment
+at a loss for one, having used her own to wipe out a particularly
+impracticable sum from a small pupil’s slate.
+
+She accepted the offering in the spirit in which it was meant, dried
+her eyes, and returned the handkerchief to the postman with a watery
+smile. At that smile Chris changed colour, but he tucked away the
+handkerchief in his sleeve without a word, respectfully saluted, and
+departed. He never looked back at the girl, but as he walked away he
+said to himself: “That there maid, she be all I thought her. ’Tis a
+pity I didn’t see her afore she took up wi’ t’other chap. I wouldn’t
+ha’ left her a-pinin’ so long, and a-waitin’ and a-waitin’ for a letter
+what never comes. But she’ll stick to him--ah, sure she’ll stick to
+him.”
+
+And with that he heaved a profound sigh, and turned off in the
+direction of the post-office.
+
+The former mode of procedure was now changed. Ruby locked up the
+schoolhouse every day after lesson-time and Postman Chris regularly
+overtook her on the way home. By mutual consent they avoided the
+painful subject of the letter and conversed on indifferent topics; and
+more than once when Chris walked away he muttered to himself: “She be
+the prettiest, and she be the wittiest, and she be--ah, ’tis a dalled
+pity I weren’t on the field first.”
+
+One day when the well-known step came up behind Ruby it was accompanied
+by a shout:--
+
+“Hi!” cried Postman Chris; “hi! Miss Damory! I’ve a-got summat for ye
+at last.”
+
+Ruby turned towards him without any very great elation, for, if truth
+be told, a letter from her only correspondent had never caused her
+heart to beat one tittle faster than its wont. But as Chris came up
+with an excited face she felt she could do no less than simulate great
+delight at his news.
+
+“At last!” cried she, holding out her hand for the letter. But Chris
+did not deliver it up at once. He looked up the road and down the
+road--it was indeed little more than a lane, and at that hour solitary
+enough; there was a strange flash in his eye.
+
+“This’ll be the end of all between you and me, I suppose?” said he.
+“Ye’ll have got your letter, and ye’ll not care for seein’ me come no
+more. I’ve a mind to make you pay for it.”
+
+Ruby’s extended hand dropped by her side, and she started back.
+
+“Here’s a Fine Thing,” said Postman Chris, still with that gleam in
+his eye as he held up the letter. “Here’s a Fine Thing and a very Fine
+Thing; what’s the owner of Fine Thing to do?”
+
+“What do you mean?” whispered Ruby.
+
+“’Tis your turn to pay the forfeit now!” cried he. “I’ve bowed to the
+wittiest and knelt to the prettiest; I’d have finished the job if you’d
+ha’ let me. ’Tis your turn, I say; I’ll let you off all but the last.”
+
+“I don’t know what you take me for, Chris Ryves,” cried Ruby
+tremulously. “I think you should be ashamed of yourself. You ought to
+know enough of me by this time to see that I’m not that kind of girl.”
+
+“Well, I be that kind o’ man,” returned Chris obstinately. “This here’s
+the end--this here’s my last chance. If you want your precious letter,
+you must pay for it.”
+
+“How dare you?” cried Ruby, turning as white as a sheet. “You are very
+much mistaken, Mr. Ryves. I’d rather die--than--than----”
+
+“Than have anything to say to me,” he interrupted fiercely. “Oh, I know
+that very well, Miss Damory; you’re not for the likes o’ me, as you did
+show me plain enough at the beginning of our acquaintance. But a chap
+isn’t so very bad if he does ask for a crumb before the whole loaf is
+handed over to another man. Give me one, Ruby--just one!”
+
+Ruby backed away from him against the hedge.
+
+“This is an insult,” she cried.
+
+“An insult!” he repeated, suddenly sobered. “Oh, if you look on it
+that way. There’s your letter,” he went on, dropping his voice.
+“There’s your letter, Miss Damory; I hope it’ll give ye every joy and
+satisfaction.”
+
+And with that he handed the disputed document to the schoolmistress,
+took off his hat with a flourish, and marched away quick time. Not so
+quick, however, but that a little petulant cry fell upon his ears, and,
+wheeling involuntarily, he saw that the letter had been flung upon the
+ground, and that Ruby Damory was leaning against the hedge with her
+face buried in her hands.
+
+Chris came back at the double.
+
+“There!” he cried penitently. “I’m a brute beast. I beg your pardon, my
+maid. I’m truly sorry--truly, I am.”
+
+“Oh,” sobbed Ruby, “how could you be so unkind?”
+
+“I’m sure I don’t know how I came for to forget myself like that,” he
+returned ruefully; “but I’ll never offend again, Miss Damory--never.”
+
+“To expect me--to--to do that,” faltered Ruby, “when you’d never said a
+word of love to me--when you’d never even asked to walk with me.”
+
+The postman’s brown face assumed a puzzled air; he drew a step nearer,
+and picked up the letter.
+
+“But,” said he; then paused, and once more tendered the document to the
+schoolmistress.
+
+“Oh, bother!” cried she irritably. “It’ll keep.”
+
+Chris’s countenance lit up suddenly.
+
+“Will it, indeed?” cried he. “That’s a tale--a very different tale.
+There, when I was comin’ along wi’ that letter, ’twas all I could do
+not to bury it or to drop it into a ditch. I mastered myself, ye know,
+but I were terr’ble tempted, and that was why,” he added with a sly
+glance, “I did look for some reward.”
+
+“But why did you want to destroy my aunt’s letter?” asked Ruby.
+
+“Your aunt!” exclaimed Chris. “Your _aunt_! Well, that beats all.”
+
+He took off his hat and waved it; he danced a kind of jig upon the
+footpath; he threw himself sideways against the hedge, laughing all the
+while, so that Ruby stared in amazement. Suddenly he composed himself.
+
+“That be another tale, indeed, my maid,” said he. “I were a-thinking
+all the time ’twas your young man you was expectin’ to hear from. But
+why was you always so eager on the look-out for me?”
+
+“I’m sure I wasn’t,” said Ruby, and she blushed to the roots of her
+hair. She dared not look at Chris for a full moment, but at last was
+constrained to raise her eyes to his face, and there, lo, and behold!
+he was blushing too. And looking at her--yes--with that very self-same
+expression which she had seen in his eyes on the morning when she had
+first hidden herself behind the blackboard. He came a step nearer, and
+his blue-coated arm began to insinuate itself between the hedge and her
+trim waist.
+
+“Then why, my maid,” he began gently--“that there game, ye know--why
+didn’t you let me finish?”
+
+“Why,” said Ruby, between laughing and crying, “because you hadn’t
+begun.”
+
+He whistled softly under his breath.
+
+“Shall us begin now?” said he. “You and me--we’ll do it proper this
+time.”
+
+“Begin courting?” said she innocently.
+
+“Yes, we’ll play the game right. Here’s a Fine Thing and a very Fine
+Thing--that’s you, my dear--now what’s the owner of this Fine Thing to
+do? The owner--that’s me--why--this----”
+
+He accompanied the word with appropriate action.
+
+“For shame!” cried she, in a tone which nevertheless was not
+displeased, “you’ve begun at the wrong end after all.”
+
+“Not at all,” he retorted, “’tis the proper way to start a courtship.
+I’ll tell ye summat, Ruby, my maid. We’ll have the banns put up on
+Sunday.”
+
+
+
+
+KEEPER GUPPY.
+
+
+“Lard ha’ mercy me! What be doin’, Jan? You that’s only jist out o’
+your bed! Whatever ’ud Doctor say? Boots too! Where be goin’?”
+
+Old John Guppy cast a lowering glance at his spouse, and continued
+to button his gaiters in silence. This task concluded, he stretched
+out his hand and pointed imperatively to the gun slung over the
+chimney-piece.
+
+“Reach that down,” he commanded.
+
+“Ye’re never goin’ out! You as has been four month and more on your
+back! What’s the use on’t? There’s a new keeper yonder--new ways, and
+strangers pretty nigh everywhere. I’d ha’ had a bit more sperrit nor to
+go up there where I bain’t wanted.”
+
+“I be goin’, woman. Squire do pay I money, an’ I’ll give en his money’s
+worth. I must have an eye to things, or they’ll be gettin’ in a reg’lar
+caddle up yon. New keeper, he’ll not know so very much about the place,
+and Jim--he were always a terr’ble sammy--he never did seem to see what
+was under his nose wi’out I were there to rub it into it.”
+
+“Well, but Jan, the bit o’ money what Squire gives ’ee is a
+pension--same as what soldiers an’ sick-like do get i’ their ancient
+years. Squire don’t expect ’ee to do no more work for en now, and ye
+be so fearful punished wi’ the rheumatics, an’ all. No--‘Mrs. Guppy,’
+says Squire to I, so considerate as could be, ‘Mrs. Guppy,’ he says,
+‘Jan have served I faithful nigh upon two score year--now he can take
+a bit o’ rest,’ he says; ‘I’ve a-made sure as he’ll be comfortable
+in’s old age. The pension ’ull be paid reg’lar so long as he do live,’
+says he, ‘or so long as I do live,’ he says, laughin’ cheerful-like,
+‘for ’pon my word, I do think your Jan ’ll very likely see I down--he
+be uncommon tough, so old as he mid be,’ says Squire. ‘And if I do go
+first, my son ’ll see as he wants for nothin’ in his time,’ he says. So
+let I light your pipe, Jan, my dear, and sit ’ee down sensible like, i’
+the chimbley corner--’tis the best place for ’ee, good man.”
+
+“You can light my pipe, if you like,” said John, still gloomily, “but I
+be goin’ up-along all the same. Things ’ull be goin’ to ruin if I don’t
+tell ’em how they used to be carried on i’ my time.”
+
+“I d’ ’low ye’ll not get so far,” said Mrs. Guppy; “but of all the
+obstinate men--well, there, ’tis a good thing as the A’mighty made half
+the world o’ women-folk, else everythin’ ’ud be fair topsy-turvy.”
+
+John wedged his pipe firmly in the corner of his mouth, put his gun
+under his arm, and, taking his thick stick from the chimney corner,
+set forth, without vouchsafing any answer; he limped painfully as he
+walked, and Mrs. Guppy, looking sorrowfully after him, opined that he’d
+have had enough of it afore he’d gone half a mile. But though she had
+been wedded to John for thirty-five years, she had not yet learned the
+quality of his spirit; he uttered many groans as he shambled along, and
+lifted the poor limb, which had so long been well-nigh useless, with
+increasing effort, but he held bravely on his way until he reached his
+destination, a vast stretch of land, half park, half down, peopled by
+innumerable rabbits and furnished with copses and plantations, which no
+doubt afforded cover to game of every kind. Here John paused for the
+first time, turned his head on one side, clicked his tongue and jerked
+forward his gun with a knowing air as a rabbit crossed his path.
+
+“If ’t ’ad ha’ been loaded I’d ha’ made short work o’ thee, my bwoy,”
+he remarked. “There don’t seem to be so many o’ you about as there did
+used to be i’ my time, though--not by a long ways. That there noo chap
+’ull ha’ let ye go down, I reckon. There bain’t many like poor old Jan
+Guppy--nay, I’ll say that for ye, Jan. You was worth your salt while
+you were about--’e-es, and so long as ye be above ground I d’ ’low
+you’ll make it worth Squire’s while to keep ye.”
+
+Having delivered this tribute to himself with a conscientiously
+impartial air, he proceeded on his way, and presently came in sight of
+the keeper’s cottage, or rather lodge, set midway in the long avenue
+which led to the Squire’s mansion, and smiled to himself at the sudden
+out-cry of canine voices which greeted his approach.
+
+“There they be, the beauties! That’s Jet--I’d know her bark among a
+thousand. I d’ ’low she knows my foot,” as one voice detached itself
+from the chorus and exchanged its warning note for a strangled whine of
+rapture. “She’ll break that chain o’ hers if they don’t let her loose.
+’Ullo, Jet, old girl! Hi, Rover! Pull up, Bess!”
+
+All the barks had now ceased, and a pointer came scurrying to the gate,
+followed by a large retriever.
+
+“There ye be, my lads--too fat, too fat. Ah, they be feedin’ o’ them
+too well now--not so good for work, I d’ ’low! Poor old Jet! Ye be
+tied-up, bain’t ye? There, we’ll come to ye.”
+
+Passing through the wicket-gate, he was limping unceremoniously round
+to the back of the cottage, when the door was thrown open and the
+astonished figure of the keeper’s wife appeared in the aperture.
+
+“Mornin’, mum,” said John, lifting his hand half-way to his forelock,
+which was his nearest approach to a polite salutation when in parley
+with folks of Mrs. Sanders’ degree. “I be Mr. Guppy, what was keeper
+here afore your master. I be jist come to take a look about.”
+
+“Oh, indeed,” said Mrs. Sanders, who was a very genteel and superior
+person; “my husband would have had great pleasure in taking you round,
+Mr. Guppy, but he’s out just at present.”
+
+“No matter for that, mum, I’ll go by myself. What, Jet! There ye be, my
+beauty; dear, to be sure, a body ’ud never think ’twas the same dog.
+She do seem to ha’ fell away terr’ble, mum.”
+
+Jet, a curly-coated black spaniel, was at that moment straining wildly
+at her chain, and wriggling her little black body in such spasms of
+ecstasy at the sight of her old master that it would have needed a very
+sharp eye to detect any alteration in her appearance, if, indeed, such
+existed; but John spoke in a tone of conviction.
+
+“She bain’t half the dog she were. What do you feed her on, mum? Jet,
+she did used to be dainty--didn’t ye, Jet? Her coat do stare dreadful,
+mum, now don’t it? A prize dog didn’t ought to have its coat neglected
+like that. When I had the charge o’ she, dally! if I didn’t comb and
+brush her morn an’ night, same as if she’d been a young lady. Be dalled
+if I didn’t! Where be your master, mum?”
+
+Mrs. Sanders’ face, always somewhat frosty in expression, had become
+more and more pinched and supercilious during the colloquy, and she now
+replied extremely distantly that she couldn’t say for certain where Mr.
+Sanders might be, but that very likely he was looking after the young
+pheasants.
+
+“Ah!” commented John, with interest; “and where mid he ha’ got them
+this year?”
+
+“On this side of the North Plantation,” returned the lady unwillingly.
+
+“A bad place, mum, a very bad place; no birds ’ull ever do well
+there. If he’d a-come to I, I could ha’ telled en that. They’ll never
+thrive up yon in that draughty place--no, that they won’t; and it’ll
+be too cold for ’em. I’m afeared he’ll have a bad season. The North
+Plantation--dear, some folks doesn’t know much! Well, I’ll go and have
+a look at ’em, and if I do see your husband, I mid be able to gie en a
+word or two o’ advice.”
+
+“Ho! no need for that, I think,” cried Mrs. Sanders wrathfully.
+“’Tisn’t very likely as my husband, wot ’as lived in the fust o’
+families, and been keeper to a markis, ’ud want to take advice from an
+old gentleman like you, Mr. Guppy, as has never left the one place all
+your life.”
+
+“I could have advised en agen the North Plantation, anyhow,” said John
+stolidly. “Well, I’ll wish ’ee good-day, mum. I’ll be goin’ my ways
+up-along.”
+
+And he hobbled off, muttering to himself as he went: “The North
+Plantation! The chap must be a fool!... They poor dogs, they was glad
+to see I!--jist about; but bain’t he a sammy! There he do go and feed
+up the shooting dogs so as they be for all the world like pigs, and
+Jet, what we used to keep same as a little queen, he do seem to take no
+more notice of nor if she was a cat! Poor Jet! How she did cry to get
+to I! Well, well! I may be able to put things straight a bit.”
+
+Proceeding at his slow pace, the pilgrimage to the North Plantation
+was a matter of considerable time, and it was noon before he halted at
+length beside the enclosure where hundreds of tiny pheasant chicks ran
+in and out of their several coops, with a venturesomeness much deplored
+by their distracted hen foster-mothers.
+
+A tall, middle-aged man was walking about amid the pens, with a proudly
+proprietary air which announced him to be the head-keeper.
+
+Guppy wiped the sweat of weakness and fatigue from his brow and uttered
+a quavering “Hullo!” Mr. Sanders turned and walked majestically towards
+him.
+
+“What do you want,” he inquired briefly.
+
+“I be jist come up-along to have a look round,” announced John. “I’m
+Mr. Guppy, what was here afore you. You be in my shoes now, I mid say,
+but I don’t bear ’ee no grudge for ’t--no, I don’t bear ’ee no grudge,”
+he repeated handsomely.
+
+“Right,” said Sanders, who was a good-humoured fellow enough, if a
+little puffed up by the dignity of his position. “Glad to see you, Mr.
+Guppy. We’ve got a nice lot here, haven’t we?”
+
+“’E-es,” agreed Guppy, with a note of reserve in his voice; “’e-es, a
+tidyish lot; but you’ll not bring up the half o’ them.”
+
+“Won’t I, indeed?” retorted Sanders, somewhat warmly. “What makes you
+say that?”
+
+“I could ha’ telled ’ee as this here weren’t a fit place for young
+pheasants,” returned the ex-keeper, not without a certain triumph. “If
+you’d ha’ come to I, I could ha’ telled ye. I’ve a-been thirty-nine
+year and nine month i’ this place, and I’ve never put the young
+pheasants here once--never once. What do you say to that?”
+
+“Well, I say as every man has his own notions,” returned the other.
+“You might have a fancy for one place, as very likely I’d take agen,
+and, on the other hand, you seem to have some notion agen this ’ere
+place, as _I_ think most suitable.”
+
+“Well, ye’ll find out your mistake, I d’ ’low,” said Guppy
+unflinchingly. “Done pretty well wi’ eggs this year?”
+
+“Yes, pretty well on the whole. We had to buy a few hundreds, but, as I
+told Mr.----”
+
+“Buy ’em! Buy eggs! You must ha’ managed wonderful bad. I’ve a-been
+here nigh upon farty year, and never bought so much as one--not one.
+Dally! ’Twill come terr’ble expensive for Squire if ye do carry on
+things that way.”
+
+“Something had to be done, you see,” cried Sanders, who was now
+beginning to be distinctly nettled. “You seem to have been such a
+stick-in-the-mud lot--there was hardly any game about the place that I
+could see when I come.”
+
+“Oh! and weren’t there?” retorted John sarcastically. “Ye must ha’ poor
+eyes, Maister Sanders. There, ’twas what I did use to say to a cousin
+o’ Squire’s as used to come shooting here twenty-five years ago, and
+couldn’t hit a haystack. ‘There don’t seem to be anything to shoot,
+keeper,’ he’d say; and I’d answer back, ‘Ye must ha’ wonderful poor
+eyes, sir.’ Ho, ho! he were a stuck-up sort o’ gentleman as were always
+a-findin’ fault and a-pickin’ holes, but I mind I had a good laugh agen
+him once. ’Twas a terr’ble hot day, and we’d walked miles and miles,
+and I were a bit done-up at the end, and thankful for a sup o’ beer.
+And he comes up to I, and says, laughin’ nasty-like, ‘Well, Guppy, you
+don’t seem much of a walker. Now, I could go all day.’ ‘’E-es, sir,’
+says I, ‘and so can a postman. I d’ ’low your bags ’ad much same weight
+at the end o’ your rounds.’”
+
+Sanders vouchsafed no comment on this anecdote, and John, propping
+his stick against the paling, proceeded with much difficulty to climb
+over it, and to hobble from one pen to the other, stooping stiffly to
+inspect the young birds and the arrangements made for their comfort.
+
+“They big speckly hens is too heavy for these here delicate little
+fellows,” he remarked. “Game hens is the best--’twas what I did always
+have. ’Tis more in nature as the game hens should make the best mothers
+to young pheasants. They be a poor-looking lot, Maister Sanders. I
+did use to have ’em a deal more for’ard at this time o’ year. What be
+feedin’ ’em on?”
+
+“Now look ’ere, I’m not going to stand any more o’ this,” thundered the
+keeper, fairly losing his temper. “I’m not going to have you poking and
+prying about this place no longer. You’ve got past your work, and I’m
+doing it now. If the Squire’s satisfied, that’s all I need think about.
+If he isn’t, he can tell me so.”
+
+“Ha! no man likes bein’ found fault with,” returned Guppy
+sententiously; “but sometimes ’tis for their own good. Now you take
+a word o’ advice from I, what was workin’ here afore you was born or
+thought of very like.”
+
+“I’ll not, then!” cried the other angrily. “Get out o’ this, you old
+meddler, or I’ll report you to the Squire!”
+
+“You did ought to thank I for not reportin’ of you,” returned John
+firmly. “The Squire do think a deal o’ I--a deal; but I’d be sorry
+to get a man into trouble as do seem to be meanin’ well. You mind my
+words, keeper, and you’ll find as they’ll come true--ye’ll have a bad
+season this year, and maybe ye’ll be a bit more ready to take advice
+from them as knows more nor you do. ’Tis the first year, so I’ll not be
+hard on ye.”
+
+He had now recrossed the wire, repossessed himself of his stick,
+and with a nod of farewell at his irate successor, turned his steps
+homewards.
+
+He spent the rest of that day lamenting the direful changes which had
+taken place since his own withdrawal from active life, and privately
+resolved to be astir early on the morrow in order to proceed further
+with his tour of investigation.
+
+With the first dawn, therefore, of a lovely spring morning he left his
+bed cautiously, dressed in silence, and made his way out of doors. The
+cottage which he had occupied since his resignation of the keepership
+was situated at the very end of the village, and as he glanced up
+the quiet street he could detect few signs of life. No smoke was yet
+stealing upwards into the still air, no cows lowing in the bartons; the
+pigeons, indeed, were astir, preening themselves somewhat sleepily,
+and cooing in a confidential undertone, and the clucking of hens was
+audible here and there, while more musical bird-voices resounded
+from trees and hedgerows. The dew lay heavy on the long grass by the
+roadside as John set forth. The morning mists had not yet disappeared,
+and the glamour of dawn still enfolded the world. The dew-washed leaves
+seemed to be on fire, as they caught the rosy rays of the morning sun;
+every little wayside pool gleamed and glittered. The air was full of
+sweet scents, the delicate, distinctive odour of the primrose being
+predominant, though here and there a gush of almost overpowering
+perfume greeted the old man’s nostrils, as he passed a wild apple-tree.
+A kind of aromatic undertone came forth from damp moss, trunks of
+fir-trees, springing young herbage, yet the exquisite fragrance of the
+morning itself seemed to belong to none of these things in particular,
+but rather to emanate from the very freshness of the dawn.
+
+Old John, however, plodded onwards, without appearing to take heed of
+his surroundings; once, indeed, he paused to sniff with a perturbed
+expression; a fox had passed that way. His eyes peered warily into
+the undergrowth, over the banks, beneath the hedgerows; he paused in
+traversing a copse, stooped, uttering an exclamation of astonished
+disgust, and some few moments later emerged from the brake with a
+bulging pocket and an air of increased importance.
+
+Jim Neale, the under-keeper, had not long started on his morning beat
+when he was hailed by a familiar voice, and turning beheld his former
+chief.
+
+“Hullo, Maister Guppy, I be pure glad to see you on your legs again.
+You be afoot early.”
+
+John surveyed him for a moment with an air of solemn indignation.
+
+“’Tis jist so well I were afoot a bit early, Jim. You do want I at your
+back, I d’ ’low. Which way have you been a-goin’?”
+
+“Why, same as usual--across the big mead, from our place, and up-along
+by top side o’ the park.”
+
+“Jist what I did fancy. You do seem to use your eyes wonderful well,
+Jim--jist so well as ever. D’ye mind how I used to tell ’ee ‘some folks
+has eyes and some has none’?”
+
+“Why, what be amiss?”
+
+John, without speaking, put his hand in his pocket, and drew forth a
+number of rabbit snares, sticks and all, which he had picked up and
+secreted in the copse before-mentioned.
+
+“Oh!” said Jim. “Humph! I wonder who could have put them there?”
+
+“Why, Branstone folks what be always a-hangin’ about seekin’ what they
+can pick up.”
+
+“Well, ’twas a good job ye did chance to come along, Mr. Guppy. I d’
+’low they didn’t have time to catch nothin’. There weren’t no rabbits
+in ’em, was there?”
+
+“There was a rabbit in one of them though,” retorted John triumphantly;
+“I’ve a-got en here i’ my pocket.”
+
+“Oh, and have ye?” queried John, eyeing the pocket in question somewhat
+askance. “Well, it’s lucky I’ve a-met ye--ye can hand en over to me
+i’stead o’ going all the way up to Sanders.”
+
+“I can hand en over to you, can I? Thank ye kindly, Maister Jim;
+‘findins’ is keepins’--or used to be i’ my day. Well, of all the cheek!
+‘Hand en over,’ says he to I what has been his maister, I mid say, for
+fifteen year and more. Hand en over, indeed!”
+
+Jim, temporarily abashed, pushed his hat a little to the back of his
+head, and stared for a moment or two in silence; then his features
+relaxed into a slow grin.
+
+“’Pon my word, if it do come to cheek, be dalled if I could say which
+of us has the most of it! Ye bain’t keeper here no longer, Mr. Guppy,
+and I don’t know as Squire ’ud be altogether pleased if he was to catch
+you a-pocketin’ one of his rabbits.”
+
+John laughed derisively.
+
+“Squire ’ud know a bit better nor that,” he remarked, as soon as he had
+sufficiently composed himself. “Squire ’ud know better than grudge I a
+rabbit arter all them hundreds as I’ve a-had the years and years as I
+were here. Be ye a-goin’ on now?”
+
+“’E-es I be,” returned Jim, somewhat sulkily.
+
+“Then look sharp, else you’ll very like miss a good few more things
+what be under your nose.”
+
+Jim walked away growling to himself that he wasn’t a-goin’ to have two
+masters if he knew it, and that it was enough to be at one man’s beck
+and call without being hauled over the coals by folks what had no right
+to be there at all.
+
+John, leaning on his stick, watched the receding form, still with an
+air of lofty sovereignty, till it had disappeared, and then took his
+way homewards, feeling that he had done a good morning’s work.
+
+It was marvellous how one so decrepit as he could manage to be as
+ubiquitous as he thenceforth became. His bent figure and wrinkled face
+were perpetually turning up in most unexpected quarters, to the wrath
+and occasional dismay of Mr. Sanders and his underlings, his small
+keen eyes frequently detecting some small error or omission which his
+quavering voice was immediately uplifted to denounce and reprehend.
+Matters reached a climax when, one sunshiny morning, he discovered the
+eldest hope of the Sanders family in the act of climbing a tree in
+search of a bird’s nest, and, not content with boxing the urchin’s ears
+as soon as he descended to earth again, hauled him off by the collar to
+the parental abode. The boy’s outcries brought his father to the door,
+accompanied by Jim, who had chanced to call in for orders.
+
+“See here what I’ve a-caught your bwoy a-doin’ of. His pocket be
+chock-full o’ eggs--pigeon eggs. He ha’n’t a-got no right to go into
+the woods arter pigeons’ eggs. I’ve brought en to ’ee, Maister
+Sanders, so as ye may gie en a dressin’. I be too old to do it myself.
+Nay, nay, at one time I could ha’ fetched him a crack or two what ’ud
+ha’ taught en manners. But I bain’t strong enough for that now.”
+
+“Let go of him--let go at once, I say,” shouted the indignant parent.
+“Who gave you leave to interfere? The lad’s my lad, and it’s none o’
+your business to go meddlin’ with him. Come here, Philip-James; go in to
+your mother, boy. He’s mauled you fearful.”
+
+“Well, you must be a soft fellow,” ejaculated John in a tone of deep
+disgust. “I couldn’t ha’ believed it! If _I_ had a-caught a bwoy
+a-trespassin’ i’ my woods when I was here, I’d ha’ thrashed him well
+for ’t--let him be my son twenty times over.”
+
+“Trespassin’ indeed! You’re a trespasser yourself,” cried the keeper.
+“You’ve no business in these woods at all; you’ve no business to come
+near the place. I’ll summons you, see if I don’t.”
+
+“Well, that is a tale!” exclaimed John, leaning against the gate-post
+that he might the better indulge in a kind of crow of ironical
+laughter. “Trespass--_me_ trespass; me what was keeper here for nigh
+upon farty year. Lard ha’ mercy me! What’ll ye say next?”
+
+“Well, but it _be_ trespassin’, you know, Maister Guppy,” remarked Jim,
+thrusting his head round the lintel of the door; “it be trespassin’
+right enough. If you was head-keeper once, you bain’t head-keeper no
+more. You ha’n’t got no call to be here at all. It _be_ trespassin’.”
+
+“You hold your tongue, Jim Neale,” retorted John fiercely--“hold your
+tongue! Who asked you to speak--you as did ought to be ashamed of
+yourself for neglectin’ the ferrets same as you do. The big dog-ferret
+have a-got the mange terr’ble bad. You bain’t the man to give a
+opinion, I d’ ’low.”
+
+Jim, incensed at this sudden home-thrust, uttered a forcible
+exclamation, and proceeded with much warmth: “You’ve a-got a wrong
+notion i’ your head altogether, Maister Guppy; you be a-trespassin’
+jist the same as you was a-poachin’ t’other marnin’.”
+
+“Poachin’!” cried John, his face purple with wrath and his voice
+well-nigh strangled--“poachin’! Dall ’ee, Jim, I’ll not stand here to
+be insulted. There, I’ve a-passed over a deal--a deal I have. I’ve
+overlooked it on account of the many years as we’ve a-worked here
+together, but this here be too much. I’ll report ye, Jim Neale, see if
+I don’t; and I’ll report you too, Maister Sanders, for insultin’ of I
+same as you’ve a-done. There’s things as a body can’t overlook, let him
+be so good-natured as he mid be, and there’s times when a man’s dooty
+do stare en i’ the face. I’ll report ye this very hour.”
+
+“That’s pretty good,” laughed Sanders. “Upon my word, that’s pretty
+good. Maybe Jim an’ me will have something to report to the Squire
+too. You’d best come along with me, Jim, and we’ll see who the Squire
+listens to.”
+
+“Come along then,” cried John valiantly, before Neale had time to
+answer. “Come along; we’ll see. I bain’t afeard o’ the Squire. The
+Squire do know I so well as if I was his own brother. Come on, if you
+be a-comin’.”
+
+The three set out, walkin’ shoulder to shoulder in grim silence, the
+younger perforce accommodating their pace to the slow gait of the old
+man, who hobbled along between them, leaning heavily upon his stick,
+his face set in resolute lines.
+
+They were kept waiting for some little time until the Squire had
+finished his breakfast, but were presently admitted into the
+billiard-room where they found him smoking by a blazing wood fire, for
+he was of a chilly temperament, and though the morning was sunny, the
+air was still sufficiently sharp.
+
+“Hallo, Guppy!” he cried cheerily, as his eyes fell on the old man.
+“What! you’re about again, are you? You’re a wonderful old fellow!
+You’ll see me down, I’m sure, though there are twenty years or so
+between us.”
+
+John pulled his forelock and then laid his gnarled hand in the Squire’s
+outstretched palm.
+
+“You’re a splendid old chap,” said his former master, as he shook it
+warmly. “I must own I never thought to see you on your legs again after
+that stroke, coming as it did on the top of the rheumatics. How are the
+rheumatics, John?”
+
+“Very bad, thank ye, sir. There, I can scarce turn i’ my bed, and when
+I do try for to walk my limbs do seem to go all twisty-like. I be fair
+scraggled wi’ it, Squire.”
+
+“Well, men, what brought you here?” inquired their master, turning for
+the first time to the keepers, and addressing them with some surprise.
+
+“Why, a rather unpleasant matter, sir, I am sorry to say,” returned
+Sanders respectfully, but a trifle tartly. “’Tis a bit difficult
+to explain, seein’ as you seem so taken up with Mr. Guppy here. I
+understood, sir, when I accepted your sitooation as I was to have a
+free hand. I didn’t look for no interference from anybody but you
+yourself, sir.”
+
+“Well, haven’t you got a free hand? I’m sure I don’t interfere,”
+replied the Squire, with a shrug of his shoulders.
+
+“’Tis Maister Guppy what be al’ays a-meddlin’, sir!” put in Jim, with
+a pull at his forelock. “He do come up-along mostly every mornin’,
+a-horderin’ and a-pickin’ holes here, there, and everywhere. Mr.
+Sanders and me do find it terr’ble ill-conwenient.”
+
+“I was just going to say, sir,” resumed Sanders, “when Neale
+interrupted me”--here he paused to glare at his inferior--“as it was
+what I was never accustomed to--outside people comin’ and pokin’ and
+pryin’ and fault-findin’ and interferin’----”
+
+“Oh, dear, how much more!” exclaimed the Squire, looking from one to
+the other in affected dismay, mingled with a little real vexation.
+“Guppy, what’s all this about?”
+
+“Playse ye, sir, I couldn’t a-bear to see you a-treated same as ye be
+treated by them as ye puts your trust in. Everythin’ be in a reg’lar
+caddle all over the place--everythin’ be a-goin’ wrong, sir, and when
+I sees it, I tells ’em of it. I can’t do no different--’tis my dooty.
+You do pay I by the week reg’lar, and I bain’t a-goin’ to eat the bread
+o’ idleness--’t ’ud stick i’ my in’ards--’e-es, that it would. ‘So soon
+as I do get upon my legs,’ says I, ‘I’ll have a look round;’ and I did
+have a look round, and what did I find? Every blessed thing a-goin’
+wrong--so I sarces ’em for ’t. I wasn’t a-goin’ to hold my tongue,
+and see you tricked and abused. I was easy wi’ ’em--a dalled sight too
+easy--I did ought to have reported of ’em before, but to-day I couldn’t
+stand it no longer; when I did speak to ’em they up and insulted me,
+both on ’em. ’E-es, they did. They insulted of I shameful.”
+
+“I am sorry to hear that----” the Squire was beginning, when Mr.
+Sanders, losing patience, interrupted him.
+
+“Begging your pardon, sir, ’tis more than flesh and blood can stand;
+’tis got to be him or me--that’s all I can say. Nobody could put up
+with it. I found things in a very bad state when I came, and I’m
+getting them better gradual, sir, and doing my dooty in all respects as
+well as I can; but if Guppy is to be allowed to come pryin’ and spyin’
+after me, and findin’ fault with all my arrangements----”
+
+“He did call I a trespasser,” broke out John, who had been ruminating
+over his private woes, without taking heed of the keeper’s indictment.
+“He did call I a trespasser; he did say I was trespassin’ when I told
+en I’d a-been walkin’ through the Long Wood yonder where I did catch
+his little rascal of a son a-bird’s-nestin’ so bold as you playse. And
+Jim there, what did ought to know better, up and said I was poachin’
+last week. _Me_ poachin’! Me what brought him back that very day a
+dozen o’ snares what I had picked up i’ the hedge as he went gawkin’
+past without taking a bit o’ notice of.”
+
+“’E-es, but you found a rabbit in one and popped it into your pocket!”
+cried Jim irefully. “Popped it into your pocket and walked off wi’ it,
+let I say what I would.”
+
+“In course I did,” retorted John, with great dignity, “in course I did.
+’Tweren’t very likely as I’d leave it wi’ you. As I telled ’ee at the
+time--says I: ‘Squire wouldn’t grudge me a rabbit now arter all the
+hundreds as I’ve a-had while I was keeper up yonder.’”
+
+The Squire covered his mouth with his hand, but tell-tale wrinkles
+appeared about his eyes, and the points of his moustache curled
+significantly upwards. After a moment he recovered himself sufficiently
+to desire the keepers to withdraw, announcing that he would have a
+quiet talk with John Guppy, and that no doubt the matter could be
+arranged.
+
+“So you had hundreds of rabbits while you were in my service, John,” he
+remarked, crossing one leg over the other, and looking at the old man
+with a smile. “Didn’t you get very tired of them?”
+
+“Well, sir, my old woman be wonderful with the cookin’, and she did do
+’em up in a-many different ways. ’E-es, we did use to have a rabbit for
+dinner four days out of seven.”
+
+“Did you indeed?” returned his former master, much interested in these
+revelations. “Do you suppose, John, the other men had hundreds of
+rabbits every year, too?”
+
+“Well, sir, it be a matter o’ taste. Some folks doesn’t fancy rabbit;
+but, of course, they can take so many as they do want.”
+
+“Of course,” agreed the Squire.
+
+“’E-es; keepers takes rabbits same as gardeners helps theirselves to
+cabbages. I knowed you’d never begrudge me that there little un.”
+
+“No, to be sure; but we mustn’t be too hard on Jim. Jim was doing what
+he thought to be his duty. Now, you know, no matter how many rabbits a
+keeper may take for himself, he is not supposed to allow other people
+to take any.”
+
+“Nay, sir, nay; I wouldn’t expect it--not other folks. But I d’ ’low it
+be different wi’ I, what was head over en for so many year. He didn’t
+ought to ha’ gone and insulted of I.”
+
+“No, no, of course not; but then, you see, you had vexed him. He was
+too angry to discriminate between poaching and--just helping yourself.”
+
+“And t’other chap, ’ee telled I I was trespassin’!” resumed John
+wrathfully.
+
+“Well, my dear John, we must consider the point of view. Every man has
+his own, you know. As a matter of fact, I’m afraid, from Sanders’s
+point of view, you were trespassing.”
+
+John’s face was a study.
+
+“I never thought to live to hear you say that, Squire.”
+
+“I only said from his point of view,” cried the Squire, hastily. “He’s
+naturally, perhaps, a little jealous; you were here so many years, you
+know, and of course, like all young men--young men will have foolish
+notions, John--he thinks his way is the best way. We old fogies must
+just give in for the sake of peace and comfort.”
+
+“Noo ways,” agreed the old man, sorrowfully; “noo folks and noo ways.”
+
+“As you heard me say just now,” resumed his master, “_I_ don’t
+interfere with him, and, upon my life, I think it’s better you
+shouldn’t interfere, John. I fancy it would be wiser if you could just
+keep away for a little bit--then no one could say you were trespassing,
+you know.”
+
+“I’ll keep away, Squire,” said John. “No fear; I’ll keep away. Ye’ll
+not have to tell I that twice.”
+
+“You and I are free to have our own opinions, of course,” urged the
+Squire, smiling, “but we’ll keep them to ourselves--these young folks
+you know----”
+
+But John did not smile in return; his head, always bent, drooped almost
+to his breast, his lips moved, but uttered no sound. After a moment or
+two, he pulled his forelock, scraped his leg, and turned to depart.
+
+“You’re not going, John?”
+
+“’E-es, sir, I be goin’, I bain’t wanted here no more. As you do say,
+noo times----”
+
+“Now, now, I can’t have you going away offended. Don’t you see how it
+is, John?”
+
+“Nay, sir, I don’t see nothin’ but what you’ve a-gone and thrown over a
+old servant for a noo un. That be all as I can see. You didn’t check en
+for insultin’ of I, and you did uphold him and made little of I. I be
+goin’, and you’ll never be troubled wi’ I again. I’m fit for nothin’. I
+be a-eatin’ of your bread and a-takin’ of your money and doin’ nothin’
+for ’t. Eatin’ the bread o’ idleness! I d’ ’low it ’ull fair choke I.”
+
+The Squire, vexed and perplexed, in vain sought to soothe him, but he
+waved aside all attempts at consolation, and made his way slowly out of
+the room and out of the house.
+
+The Squire watched him as he went tottering down the avenue. “What’s to
+be done?” he said to himself. “The poor old chap is past his work; it
+would be cruelty to allow him to attempt it. Sanders is an excellent
+fellow, on the other hand--more go-ahead than dear old John, and, it
+must be owned, a better keeper. He would certainly have given notice
+if I had allowed John to continue his visitations here. It is the only
+thing to be done, but I can’t bear to see the poor old fellow so cut
+up.”
+
+As Guppy passed the keeper’s lodge the dogs ran forward, leaping upon
+him and whining. He patted them absently, and then pushed them off.
+“Down, Rover, down! There, Bessie, off wi’ you; you should learn a
+lesson fro’ your betters. Stick to the noo folks, and get rid of the
+wold. Poor beasts! they be fain to see I, I d’ ’low. Dogs bain’t
+like Christians. They don’t seem to know when a man be down. They be
+faithful, all the same; they haven’t a-got no sense, poor things.”
+
+He was spent and trembling when he arrived at his own home, and sank
+down in his chair by the hearth.
+
+“There, missis, put away my gun; I’ll not want it no more; I be done
+wi’ it--I be done wi’ everythin’. I could wish that there stroke had
+a-carried I off. I bain’t no use i’ this world as I can see. It do seem
+a strange thing as the Lard ’ll leave ye to live on and on when folks
+be tired o’ ye, and be a-wishin’ of ye under the sod. I wish I were i’
+my long home--aye, that I do.”
+
+Mrs. Guppy was at first alarmed, then affected, and finally burst into
+tears.
+
+“I’m sure I never did hear a man go on the same as you do, Jan; there,
+I be all of a tremble. What’s amiss? What’s come to ye? What’s it all
+about?”
+
+“Gi’ I my pipe,” said John; “there’s things a woman can’t understand.”
+
+Not another word could she extract from him till dinner-time, when she
+summoned him to table.
+
+He gazed at the food sourly. “All charity!” he murmured. “Charity,
+woman. I be eatin’ what I haven’t earned. I may jist so well go to the
+Union.”
+
+A few days later the Squire’s dogcart drew up at the little gate, and
+the Squire himself descended therefrom, carrying a couple of rabbits
+which he extracted from under the seat.
+
+“Good-day, John; good-day, Mrs. Guppy. Well, John, how are you?
+Cheering up a bit, I hope.”
+
+John shook his head slowly.
+
+“I’ve brought you a couple of rabbits,” continued the Squire. “It never
+struck me till the other day how you must miss them. I’ll send you some
+every week. There are enough, Heaven knows.”
+
+“I don’t want no rabbits,” growled Guppy; “I bain’t a-goin’ to eat of
+’em.”
+
+“John!” gasped his wife, hardly believing her ears.
+
+“Put ’em back i’ the cart, woman,” he continued; “I bain’t a-goin’ to
+eat no rabbits what they chaps up yonder have a-ketched.”
+
+“Why, John,” said the Squire, sitting down beside him, “can’t you get
+over it? I thought you would be all right by this time.”
+
+“I bain’t all right, Squire, and I can’t get over it. Nay, look at it
+which way I will, I can’t. Here be I, John Guppy, a bit scram and a bit
+wambly; but so sound i’ the head as ever I was, whatever my legs mid
+be. Here be I, anxious for to do my dooty, and able for to do my dooty,
+and you won’t let I do it. You do give me money what I haven’t earned;
+you do want I to sit here idle when I’m as ready for a day’s work as
+any o’ they new-fangled chaps what you’ve a-set up yonder i’ my place.”
+
+The Squire sighed and looked hopelessly at Mrs. Guppy, who stood with
+her hands folded limply at her waist, and a most dolorous expression
+on her countenance, shaking her head emphatically at every pause in
+her husband’s speech. After a few further attempts at consolation, the
+Squire rose and went to the door, followed by his hostess.
+
+“What is to be done, Mrs. Guppy?” he inquired, when they were out of
+earshot. “I positively can’t have him back up there--he isn’t fit for
+it; and he has been setting all the other men by the ears.”
+
+“He’s fair breakin’ ’is ’eart,” murmured Mrs. Guppy dolefully. “He
+thinks he bain’t o’ no use--and he bain’t--and it’s killin’ ’im. If he
+could even fancy he was doing summat and ockipy hisself in any way he’d
+be a different man. ’Tis the thought as nobody wants en what do cut en
+so.”
+
+The Squire cogitated, and then a sudden light broke over his face.
+
+“I have it,” he cried. “I have thought of a job for the old fellow!
+We’ll put him to rights yet, Mrs. Guppy--see if we don’t!”
+
+He re-entered the cottage, and approached the inglenook where John
+still sat, leaning forward, and slowly rubbing the knees of his
+corduroys.
+
+“John,” he said, “I was almost forgetting a most important thing I
+wanted to say to you. Sanders and Jim have got their hands pretty full
+up there, as you know.”
+
+“I d’ ’low they have,” agreed Guppy; “they’re like to have ’em too
+full, seein’ as they don’t know how to set about their work nohow.”
+
+“Yes, yes. Well, Sanders is very busy all day and Jim has a wide beat.
+Neither of them ever find time to go near the river. It’s my private
+belief, John, that that river is dreadfully poached. We’ve next to no
+wild duck, you know.”
+
+“We never did have none, sir,” interrupted Guppy.
+
+“Just what I say,” agreed his master; “we never had the chance. You had
+_your_ hands pretty full when you were head-keeper, hadn’t you?”
+
+“I weren’t one what ’ud ever ha’ let ’em get empty,” growled Guppy.
+
+“Well, I was thinking, now that you haven’t very much to do, you might
+undertake the control of those meadows down there by the river, if you
+feel up to it, and it’s not asking too much of you.”
+
+“Oh! I could do it,” returned John, in a mollified tone; “I could do it
+right enough if I was let.”
+
+“I should be very much obliged to you,” resumed the Squire, “very
+much obliged indeed. All that part of the property has got shamefully
+neglected. I imagine the people think they’ve got a right-of-way.”
+
+“Very like they do,” agreed John, whose countenance was gradually
+clearing; “but I can soon show ’em whether they have or not.”
+
+“Just so. Well, will you undertake to look after that part of the
+estate for me? It will be a great relief to my mind. Don’t overtire
+yourself, you know; but any day that you are feeling pretty fit you
+might stroll round, and just keep a sharp look-out.”
+
+“’E-es, I could do that,” said John, after considering for a moment; “I
+could do it all right, Squire. I will look into the matter.”
+
+“That’s right. Thank you very much, John. I shall feel quite satisfied
+about it now.”
+
+He nodded, and went away, John looking after him with a satisfied
+expression.
+
+“I never did mind obligin’ the Squire,” he remarked to his wife, “and
+I’m glad to do en a bit of a good turn i’ my ancient years. ’Tis true
+what he do say, that there bit down by the river have a-been fearful
+neglected. I myself could never make time to go down there, and ’t
+ain’t very likely as these here chaps ’ull go out of their way to look
+round. I’ll put it to rights, though.”
+
+“I’m sure it’s very good o’ you, John,” said Mrs. Guppy, who had
+listened to the foregoing colloquy with a somewhat mystified air. “I
+shouldn’t ha’ thought that there was anything worth lookin’ arter down
+there. Why, the town boys do bathe there reg’lar i’ the summer.”
+
+“They’ll not bathe there any more,” returned her lord resolutely. “I’ll
+teach Mr. Sanders a lesson--I’ll larn ’em how to see arter a place as
+it did ought to be looked arter! Reach me down that gun, woman!”
+
+He sallied forth that very hour, drawing up his little, bent form to
+as close an approach to straightness as he could manage.
+
+His first care on reaching his destination was to examine the gates
+that gave access to this stretch of meadow-land. He pursed his nether
+lip and shook his head disapprovingly at their shaky condition, making
+a mental resolution to repair them at the earliest opportunity, and
+moreover to see that they were provided with padlocks. After diligently
+hunting in the neighbouring wood, he discovered a half-defaced
+board, which had at one time borne the legend, “Trespassers will be
+prosecuted,” and, with a sigh of satisfaction, placed it in a more
+prominent position.
+
+His joy was extreme when, late in the afternoon, he discovered an
+honest labouring man in the act of climbing a gate, which, owing to the
+rickety condition of its hinges, could not be opened without risk of
+falling flat upon the ground.
+
+“Where be goin’ to?” inquired John, sternly.
+
+“Why, jist home-along,” returned the other, with a good-humoured smile;
+“’tis a bit of a short cut this way.”
+
+“There’s to be no more short cuts here,” cried John, with a certain
+almost malignant triumph. “These here meadows belongs to Squire. They’m
+his private property.”
+
+The man’s jaw dropped. “That’ll be summat noo,” he said doubtfully, but
+still good-humouredly.
+
+“’Tis noo times all round,” replied Guppy, with an odd contraction of
+the face, “but these ’ere reg’lations ’ull be carried out strict. You
+jist turn about, my bwoy.”
+
+“I be three parts there now,” protested the other.
+
+“Then you’ll have to step back three parts, that’s all,” responded
+Guppy unmoved.
+
+The man scratched his head, stared, and finally recrossed the gate, and
+walked away, grumbling to himself, Guppy looking after him with a sense
+of well-nigh forgotten dignity. He had vindicated the majesty of the
+law.
+
+All hitherto unconscious trespassers had thenceforth a bad time of it
+under the reign of the new river-keeper. Would-be bathers, small boys
+on bird’s-nesting intent, tired women with market-baskets, labourers on
+their way to and from their daily work, were ruthlessly turned back by
+old Guppy, whose magisterial air carried conviction with it. The other
+keepers, laughing perhaps in their sleeves, let him pursue his tactics
+unmolested, and the Squire was careful to congratulate him from time
+to time on the success of his labours. John Guppy’s greatest triumph
+was, perhaps, when he actually did discover a wild duck’s nest amid
+the sedges of the now tranquil river. How tenderly he watched over it;
+how proudly he noted the little brood of downy ducklings when they
+first paddled from one group of reeds to another in the wake of their
+mother; with what delight he imparted his discovery to the Squire, and
+with what supreme joy did he invite him to set about the destruction of
+these precious charges when they were sufficiently grown! Almost equal
+rapture was his when, having struggled along the avenue with a brace of
+ducks dangling from each hand, he encountered the head-keeper in the
+shrubbery.
+
+“Those are fine ones,” remarked Sanders, good-naturedly; he was a
+good-hearted fellow in the main, and did not grudge the old man his
+small successes.
+
+“I should think they was,” returned Guppy, swelling with pride. “They
+be uncommon fine uns, Maister Sanders; they be the only wild duck what
+was ever seen on this here property. I be glad to hear,” he added,
+condescendingly, “as you’ve done pretty well wi’ the pheasants, too.
+Squire was a-tellin’ me about the good season ye did have.”
+
+“Yes,” rejoined the keeper, with a twinkle in his eye; “they didn’t
+turn out so bad, you see, Mr. Guppy.”
+
+“I be very glad on’t, I’m sure,” said John, still condescendingly; “of
+course it be easy to rear a good few pheasants if you do go in for
+buyin’ eggs; it bain’t so very easy to get wild duck to take to a place
+where they never did come afore.”
+
+“No, to be sure,” agreed Sanders affably. “It was a wonderful piece of
+luck, that was.”
+
+“It wasn’t luck, Maister Sanders,” said John impressively, “it was
+knowledge.”
+
+And he walked on, with conscious pride in every line of face and
+figure, leaving his successor chuckling.
+
+
+
+
+THE WORM THAT TURNED.
+
+
+“Where be goin’, William?”
+
+“Oh, I be jest steppin’ up to the Pure Drop.”
+
+And William Faithfull brought back his abstracted gaze from the
+horizon, where it habitually rested when it was not required for
+practical purposes in the exercise of his profession, and fixed itself
+somewhat shamefacedly on his interlocutor.
+
+He was a tall, loose-limbed man, of about forty, with an expression
+of countenance chronically dismal, except at such times when he was
+employed in some particularly genial task, such as making a coffin,
+or repairing the church trestles, when his neighbours averred that he
+became quite lively, and even whistled as he worked.
+
+His crony now returned his glance with a jocular one, and slapped his
+thigh ecstatically.
+
+“Well, I never seed such a chap! Faithfull by name and faithful by
+natur’--ah, sure you are. Why, ’tis nigh upon twelve year, bain’t it,
+since ye started coortin’ Martha Jesty?”
+
+“Somewhere about that,” replied William; and his countenance, already
+ruddy in the sunset glow, assumed a still deeper tint.
+
+“Well, I never!” returned the other with a shout of laughter. “She be
+gettin’ on pretty well, now--I d’ ’low she’ll be a staid woman by the
+time you wed her.”
+
+William shifted uneasily from one foot to the other.
+
+“Well,” he said, after a pause, “I d’ ’low she be worth waitin’ for.
+She be wonderful clever, Martha be--an’ that sprack! No, I don’t regret
+it--not at all I don’t.”
+
+“Bain’t the wold man anyways comin’ round?” inquired his friend with
+his head on one side.
+
+“No,” returned Faithfull gloomily. “Not at all. But he be so terr’ble
+punished, poor wold chap, one can’t expect rayson off he.”
+
+“’Tis the rheumatics, bain’t it?” was the next query in a commiserating
+tone.
+
+“’Tis the sky-attics,” replied the carpenter, not without a certain
+pride in his pseudo-father-in-law’s distinguished ailment. “There, he
+be so scraggled as anything--all doubled up by times. Martha do say he
+goes twisty-like same as a eel, when it do take en real bad.”
+
+“Lard, now!” ejaculated the other.
+
+“’E-es,” said William, shaking his head--“that’s how it do take en.
+So, as Martha do say, ye can’t expect the onpossible. ‘If my father,’
+says she, ‘be so scram-like in his out’ard man, how can ye look for en
+to act straight-forrard? He’ve a-set his mind again’ the notion of us
+gettin’ wed, so we must just wait till he be underground. And then,’
+says she, ‘I’ll not keep ’ee waitin’ a minute longer.’”
+
+“Well, that’s handsome,” agreed the friend, “but I’m afeard, William,
+that there complaint bain’t like to carry en off very soon--no, not so
+very soon. Nay, I’ve a-knowed folks keep on a-livin’ in a way that ’ud
+surprise ye, as was fair bent in two wi’ pains in all their j’ints. I
+reckon you’ll very like go first yerself, William.”
+
+After a pause of deep depression the carpenter’s face lighted up.
+
+“The sky-attics, d’ye see, Tom,” he explained condescendingly--“the
+sky-attics is a new-fayshioned ailment, an’ a deal dangerouser nor the
+wold rheumatiz an’ newralgy and sich. Why, when I did mention to Parson
+t’other day about wold Jesty’s sky-attics he did laugh. ‘Sky-attics,’
+says he. ‘Then he’ll be like to go up’ards afore very long,’ says he.
+Well, so long, Tom; I must be steppin’ up-along now.”
+
+“Ye’ll find the wold fellow a bit tilty,” remarked Tom; “whether
+them there ’attics was troublin’ en or not I can’t say, but he was
+a-shoutin’ an’ a bally-raggin’ o’ that poor faymale while I was
+drinkin’ my drap o’ beer jist now, till I wonder she wasn’t dathered.”
+
+William’s recent elation disappeared; he vouchsafed no comment on the
+unwelcome news, however, but with a sidelong nod at his crony, shambled
+away, swinging his long limbs as though every joint of them was loose.
+
+The Pure Drop was situated a stone’s throw from the village, and stood
+at the junction of four cross-roads; a most excellent position, which
+enabled it to waylay, as it were, not only the inhabitants of the
+hamlet as they set forth for or returned from their day’s vocations,
+but to capture most of the travellers who journeyed that way--cyclists
+galore, wagoners, dusty pedestrians. It must be owned that the aspect
+of the little place was inviting enough to tempt even a teetotaller;
+the low red-brick house overgrown with creepers, the mullioned windows
+winking brightly in the sun in summer, and in winter letting streams of
+ruddy firelight flow forth. It was so clean and airy, so cosy and trim,
+that those who went thither for the first time vowed they would return
+again, and old customers nodded knowingly, and declared that the place
+had not its like in the country. The liquor was good, while prudent
+folk who called for tea might have it, and a crusty home-baked loaf
+into the bargain, and a roll of fresh butter of Martha’s making.
+
+Then Martha herself--though she was no longer in the first bloom of
+youth, she was a tidy, clean-skinned, pleasant-looking little body;
+and if her eye was sharp and her tongue ready, she was none the less
+popular on these accounts; every one got hauled over the coals from
+time to time, and when it was not your turn it was pleasant enough to
+see other folks made to look foolish.
+
+Miss Jesty was standing in the open doorway when her lover came up, and
+immediately made a warning sign to him.
+
+“Ye mustn’t come in to-night, William. Father--there! he’s something
+awful this evenin’, an’ he’ve a-been on the look-out for ye, so to
+speak, ever since dinner-time. Whenever the door do go, ‘There,’ he’ll
+cry, ‘is that that good-for-nothin’ William Faithfull?’ Or if there’s a
+knock, ‘’Tis that sammy o’ thine, for sure,’ he’ll say.”
+
+“Oh, an’ does he?” returned poor William, with a deeper expression of
+melancholy.
+
+Martha nodded portentously.
+
+“Ye mustn’t come in to-day,” she said with decision; “no, not even
+for a minute. Father, he did say to I jist now, as whatever happened
+he wouldn’t have no cwortin’ here. ‘If ye can have the heart to think
+about cwortin’ when I’m so bad as I be,’ says he, ‘I’ll take an’ alter
+my will.’ So there’s nothin’ for it but for you to turn about an’ go
+home again.”
+
+“I weren’t so much thinkin’ o’ cwortin’ this evenin’, Martha,” said the
+swain very meekly. “I wer’ lookin’ for a drap o’ beer--I be terr’ble
+dry.”
+
+Martha hesitated for a moment, and in this interval a kind of bellow
+sounded from the interior of the house.
+
+“That’s him,” she cried in terror. “No, William, ye can’t have no beer
+to-night. I dursen’t stay another minute. Go home-along, do, an’ if ye
+be so thirsty as that comes to, can’t ye get a bottle o’ ‘pop’ off Mrs.
+Andrews?”
+
+William gazed at her blankly, but before he could protest his charmer
+had disappeared within the house, and he was forced very dolefully to
+retrace his steps. He did indeed purchase the bottle of “pop,” but
+found it by no means exhilarating; in fact, as he laid his head on the
+pillow that night he was tempted to think he might pay too high a price
+even for the hope of becoming one day Martha’s husband.
+
+When on the following Sunday evening, however, he walked in the shady
+lane hand-in-hand with his sweetheart, he forgot how irksome was this
+time of trial, and listened with the melancholy satisfaction which
+was his nearest approach to cheerfulness (on ordinary occasions) to
+the glowing picture with which she depicted the reward earned by his
+constancy.
+
+“I do r’alely think as poor father be a-breakin’ up,” she remarked
+consolingly. “When winter comes I reckon he’ll not be able to hold
+out. Well,” she added piously, “’tis what comes to us all, soon or
+late, an’ I’m sure he be well prepared, for I don’t think he’ve a-had
+a day’s health this twenty year. ’Twill be a mercy when he do go, poor
+wold man. An’ the winter ’ud be a very nice time for us to get married,
+William; ’twould suit us very well, wouldn’t it?”
+
+“Ah, sure,” said William, with a slow smile.
+
+“We shouldn’t be so busy then, d’ye see,” resumed Martha. “The
+harvestin’ ’ud be done an’ the potato-gettin’; an’ there wouldn’t be so
+many by-cyclists--there’s not so much goin’ backwards an’ forrards in
+winter-time. We shouldn’t be at much loss if we was to take a holiday.”
+
+“Ah,” said William, with mournful rapture, “you was thinkin’ of us
+takin’ a holiday, was ye, Martha?”
+
+“I thought we mid go to London,” cried Miss Jesty triumphantly. “I have
+always longed to go to London an’ see the sights there, an’ go to the
+theayters. There! Susan Inkpen as wed Miller Dewey did go up to London
+for her honeymoon.”
+
+“For her what?” interrupted Faithfull.
+
+“For her honeymoon--her weddin’ journey--the jaunt what folks do take
+when they gets wed.”
+
+“Oh, to be sure,” said the carpenter. “An’ you an’ me be to go to
+London for our honeymoon, be we?”
+
+“’E-es,” cried Martha with a chuckle. “We’ll have a rale week’s
+pleasurin’, you an’ me. If ’tis winter-time--as most like ’twill be, on
+account o’ poor father’s sky-attics, you know--the pantomines ’ull be
+goin’ on. Susan Dewey did go, an’ she said they was the wonderfullest
+things, wi’ fairies an’ mermaids, an’ sich-like, an’ Clown an’
+Pantaloon a-knockin’ of each other about. There, she an’ her husband
+did fair split their sides wi’ laughin’.”
+
+William appeared to survey this prospect stolidly, and made no comment,
+and Miss Jesty continued eagerly:--
+
+“Then there’d be the Waxworks, an’ the Zoo, where all the wild beasts
+is kept; an’ we’d go an’ see the Tower o’ London, where all the king’s
+jools an’ suits of armour is set out, an’ we’d go to Westminster
+Abbey----”
+
+“What’s that?” inquired Mr. Faithfull dubiously.
+
+Martha was taken aback for a moment.
+
+“Susan went to see it,” said she hesitatingly, “so I s’pose ’tis worth
+lookin’ at. ’Tis a wold ancient church.”
+
+“A wold church?” repeated William, shaking his head. “I d’ ’low
+I shouldn’t care so much to see that. I’d sooner wait till ’twas
+done-up fresh-like. I never cared at all for goin’ into our church
+till the Rector had it cleaned and painted-up so good as new. I
+think ’t ’ud be a foolish kind o’ thing to go trapesin’ off to
+yon--what-d’-ye-call-it--Abbey till they get it repaired.”
+
+“Maybe not,” agreed Martha cheerfully; “there’s plenty more to be seen
+wi’out that. Well, I hope the Lord ’ull spare father so long as it be
+good for en, poor dear man, but if he was to be took, I hope as it may
+be in the winter, William.”
+
+William, who had been trailing beside her arm-in-crook, suddenly
+stopped short and faced her with a determined air.
+
+“Whether he do go in winter or whether he do go in summer, Martha,”
+said he, “you an’ me must be called home so soon as he be laid
+underground, mind that.”
+
+And having come to the turn in the lane where they usually parted,
+William went his way, leaving Martha somewhat in doubt whether to be
+pleased at this proof of ardour or indignant at the sudden display of
+spirit.
+
+A wilful woman is proverbially supposed to have her way, yet it
+sometimes happens that, even when she proposes, Heaven disposes events
+otherwise than she would have had them. Thus, though Martha Jesty had
+made arrangements for her father to depart this life in the winter--a
+time when business should be conveniently slack--that worthy old
+gentleman was removed from this earthly sphere in the very height of
+summer, when the harvest was in full swing, and more than an ordinary
+number of tourists halted daily for refreshment at the Pure Drop.
+
+Tidings of this melancholy event were imparted to William by a group
+who entered his yard on the morning of the occurrence, each eager
+to be the first to tell the news. That old Mr. Jesty was gone was
+an incontrovertible fact, but none of the newsmongers could agree
+as to the precise ailment which had carried him off. He had had a
+bit of a cold for a day or two, but while some said it had turned to
+“browntitus,” others were sure it was “poomonia,” and one shrill-voiced
+old lady delivered it as her opinion that nothing short of an
+“apple-complex” could have carried him off that sudden.
+
+Beyond sundry “ohs” and “ahs” and grunts indicative of surprise
+and sympathy, William made no remark, though when one facetious
+bystander observed that it would be his turn next--a somewhat obscure
+phrase, which might be interpreted in a variety of ways--he grinned
+appreciatively.
+
+No sooner had the gossips departed, however, than he went indoors and
+assumed his coat, and immediately betook himself, not to the Pure Drop,
+but to the Rectory.
+
+“The Reverend,” as his parishioners frequently called him, was sitting
+in his study, tranquilly reading his _Times_, when William Faithfull
+was ushered in.
+
+“You’ll have heard the noos, sir,” he began abruptly; “old Abel Jesty
+up to the Pure Drop, he’s gone at last.”
+
+“Oh!” said the Rector, looking rather startled; “that’s sudden, isn’t
+it?”
+
+“’E-es,” said William, with a wooden face; “sudden but not unpre-pared.
+Martha has been a-lookin’ for en to go this ten year.”
+
+“Oh!” said the Rector again, this time a little uncertainly.
+
+“’E-es,” resumed William; “I thought I’d call an’ tell ye, so as ye
+need lose no time in settling things.”
+
+“About the funeral, I suppose you mean?” put in the clergyman as he
+paused.
+
+“No,” said William, who was gazing not only over the Rector’s head,
+but apparently through the wall at some distant sky-line; “about the
+weddin’--mine an’ Martha’s. Ye mid call us over on Sunday.”
+
+“Really, William, I think that is too sudden,” said the Rector; “why,
+the poor old man won’t have been dead a week!”
+
+“He be so dead as ever he’ll be,” returned William, still gazing
+impenetrably at that far point in an imaginary horizon. “Martha an’ I
+have a-made it up years ago, an’ settled as she’d not keep me waitin’
+no longer after her father was took. I’ll thank ye to call us home,
+sir.”
+
+And with that he scraped a leg and pulled his forelock and withdrew,
+leaving the Rector, half-scandalised, half-amused, murmuring to himself
+as the door closed something about “funeral baked-meats,” which William
+set down as a “bit o’ voolishness”.
+
+He found Martha plunged in the most praiseworthy grief, thereby much
+edifying the neighbours who had gathered together to condole with
+her; but William, who could only see the other aspect of the affair,
+immediately beckoned her on one side and informed her of the step he
+had taken.
+
+“Lard!” cried she, genuinely taken aback, “whatever made ye do that?
+Why, father ’ull only be buried o’ Thursday. You shouldn’t ha’ done it
+wi’out axin’ me. ’Tis too sudden. The folks ’ull say we’ve no decency.”
+
+“Let ’em say what they like,” returned William firmly. “I’ll keep to my
+’greement, an’ I expect you to do the same. ’Twas drawed out ten year
+ago an’ more. I’ve stuck to my word, an’ you must stick to your’n.”
+
+“’Twill be a very onconvenient time,” said Martha reflectively.
+“Three-week come Monday--the middle of August that’ll be, jist when we
+do take more money nor any other month in the year.”
+
+William cracked his finger joints one after another with great
+decision, but made no verbal reply.
+
+“There, I’ve a-been lookin’ forward to our honeymoon all these years,”
+complained Martha, fresh tears rushing to her eyes; “it’ll be a shame,
+I declare, if we have to give it up! I’ve never took a holiday, no, not
+since mother died. I don’t see how we can get away then, William.”
+
+“I don’t care so much about gettin’ away,” said Faithfull resolutely.
+“’Tis the weddin’ I do want. I’ll not have no shilly-shally. I’ve
+a-told ye hundreds of times as I wouldn’t wait a day longer nor I could
+help--an’ I won’t wait. You’d best make up your mind to it.”
+
+“Why, whatever’s come to ye?” cried Martha, really angry. “’Tis
+downright indecent to go upsettin’ me like this in the midst o’ my
+trouble. ’Tisn’t for you to be namin’ the day either. Jist you keep a
+civil tongue in your head, William, an’ have a bit o’ patience--maybe
+about Michaelmas----”
+
+“Michaelmas!” ejaculated the carpenter, catching up his hat and fixing
+it firmly on his head. “I’ll tell you summat, Martha--I’m goin’ to get
+married o’ Monday three-week, whatever you mid be. If ye can’t make
+up your mind to it there’s them as will. I’ll go warrant my cousin
+Sabina, over to Sturminster, ’ud have me if I was to ax her. Her an’
+me was always very thick. Gully, that’s her husband, left her very
+comfortable, an’ she has but the one little maid.”
+
+Martha thereupon came round in a twinkling, and flinging herself into
+his arms, promised to agree to everything he wished. A tender scene
+ensued, at the end of which William suggested that he had better go
+upstairs to measure the poor old man for his coffin.
+
+When he came down again he found Martha in the midst of her cronies, to
+whom she had imparted, with a kind of regretful elation, the extreme
+pressure which William had brought to bear upon her with regard to
+their approaching nuptials, all her hearers being much impressed and
+edified by the recital.
+
+She turned to her lover as he was about to leave the house:--
+
+“Ye’ll not be chargin’ me nothin’, I shouldn’t think,” she remarked
+with mournful archness.
+
+William, who had not hitherto considered the matter, hesitated for a
+moment, and then observed handsomely:--
+
+“Nothin’ but the price of the wood, my dear. You shall have the labour
+free.”
+
+“Lard bless the man!” cried she, with some irritation. “I believe he’s
+goin’ to make out a bill for it. Why, don’t ye see, William, if we’re
+to be man an’ wife in three-week, ’twill be but takin’ the money out o’
+one pocket to put it in the other?”
+
+“And that’s true,” agreed the friends in chorus.
+
+After a pause, during which the carpenter had thoroughly mastered the
+situation, he turned to his intended, and, with a sudden burst of
+generosity, informed her that he would make her a present of the whole
+thing.
+
+“I haven’t gied you so very much afore now,” said he, “but I’ll make
+you a present of this, my dear, an’ welcome.”
+
+And he walked away, while Martha, looking after him through her tears,
+observed that there wasn’t a better-natured man in the whole of
+England.
+
+William, indeed, was in such good humour at the approaching fruition of
+his hopes that Martha found him more amenable than ever to her views.
+
+Therefore, when, a day or two after the funeral, she encountered him
+on his way to the tailor’s, where he intended, as he informed her, to
+order his wedding-suit, she was emboldened to lay her hand on his arm
+and beseech him tearfully to be married, like her, in “deep”.
+
+“’Twill show proper feelin’,” said she. “All the neighbours ’ull know
+that you are showin’ respect to poor father; an’ since ye’ll be jist
+comin’ into the family, ’twill be but decent as you should wear black
+for him what’s gone.”
+
+William, who had been dreaming of a certain imposing stripe which
+had dazzled him, days before, in the tailor’s window, among the pile
+labelled “Elegant Trouserings,” now dismissed with a sigh the alluring
+vision, and promised to appear in mourning as requested.
+
+But when later on Martha unfolded to him another plan, he gave in his
+adherence to it with some reluctance. It was no less a proposition than
+that they should take their honeymoon by turns.
+
+“You see,” she explained, “it just falls out that the weddin’s the very
+week o’ the Branston show--the house ’ull be full from morn till night
+for three days or more; an’ we turn over enough that week to pay the
+year’s rent, very near. ’Twouldn’t do for us both to be away.”
+
+William gazed at her with a more rueful face than she had ever yet
+beheld in him.
+
+“Dear now! don’t you take on,” urged Martha. “I thought, d’ye see, I’d
+just pop up to London for a few days by myself, an’ you can stop an’
+mind the house, an’ maybe some time in the winter we mid both on us
+take a few days together somewhere.”
+
+William gazed at her reproachfully.
+
+“Ye didn’t ought to want to go a-pleasurin’ wi’out I,” said he.
+
+“No more I would, my dear,” returned his future better-half, “if it
+could be helped. But ’twas yourself as named the day, an’ if ye won’t
+have it put off----”
+
+The carpenter, with a vigorous shake of the head, intimated that he
+certainly would not have it put off.
+
+“Well, then,” summed up Martha triumphantly, “ye must agree to let me
+have a bit o’ honeymoon. ’Tis what every bride expects, an’ ’tis the
+one thought what have kept my heart up all these years. I’ve always
+promised myself this holiday afore I settled down to wedded life.”
+
+William stared at her gloomily, but made no further opposition; and she
+informed him in a cheerful tone that he need not fear her staying away
+too long.
+
+“We’ll have the weddin’ o’ Monday mornin’,” said she, “quite
+private-like. The neighbours all know we can’t have a great set-out
+here, on account o’ poor father. An’ you can carry my bag to the
+station directly we leave church, an’ I’ll be back again Saturday
+night, so as we can go to church together Sunday mornin’. Will that do
+ye?”
+
+“’Twill have to do me, I s’pose,” returned William, still with profound
+melancholy.
+
+“’Tis by your own wish, ye know,” said the bride; “if you hadn’t held
+out for us to be married all in such a hurry, I’m sure I should have
+been glad for us to take our honeymoon together, my dear. But ye can’t
+have everythin’ in this world.”
+
+“No,” agreed Faithfull, with a groan; “no, that ye can’t. ’Twould ha’
+been more nat’ral-like to go on our honeymoon together; but what must
+be, must be.”
+
+On the Monday morning the much-discussed wedding took place; bride and
+bridegroom were alike clad in new and glossy black, Martha’s blushing
+countenance being scarcely visible beneath her crape “fall”.
+
+The villagers were all much impressed; there is nothing indeed that the
+rustic mind so thoroughly appreciates as the panoply of woe, and to
+find this mourning ceremonial united with marriage pomp was felt to be
+a rare privilege, and, as such, productive of sincere admiration.
+
+When the wedded pair left church, their friends and neighbours hastened
+to offer congratulations, attuned to a becoming note of dismalness,
+which intimated that condolence lay behind; and it was a rude shock
+for all when William was suddenly hailed in a tone of most discordant
+cheerfulness. A tall, black-eyed woman had suddenly rushed forward and
+seized him by the hand.
+
+“There, now! So I wasn’t in time after all! I made sure I’d get here
+soon enough to see the weddin’. I did always say I’d come to your
+weddin’, didn’t I, William? I thought it very unkind of ye not to ax
+me.”
+
+“’Twas very private-like, d’ye see, Sabina,” said William, who had been
+energetically pumping her hand up and down. “Martha, here--I mean Miss
+Jesty, no, I mean Mrs. Faithfull--she did want it private, along of her
+father being dead.”
+
+“Have ye been a-buryin’ of en to-day?” interrupted the newcomer with an
+awe-struck glance at his sable garb. “No, no--of course not. But why
+did ye go for to get married in deep?”
+
+“My ’usband,” said Martha repressively, “thought it but right to show
+respect to them that’s gone, Mrs. Gully--I think ye said your cousin’s
+name was Gully, William; I s’pose this is your cousin?”
+
+“’E-es, to be sure,” agreed the owner of that name, cheerfully.
+“Half-cousin, if ye like it better--our mothers was two brothers’
+daughters.”
+
+“Indeed,” said Martha stiffly. “I must wish ’ee good-day now, for
+William an’ me be in a hurry to catch train.”
+
+Mrs. Gully’s jaw dropped, but the carpenter, after hastily explaining
+that they weren’t having any party along of the mourning, invited her
+to come home and take a bite o’ summat with him and his wife before
+they went to the station.
+
+A frown from Martha intimated that she considered this hospitality
+ill-timed, but William stuck to his point, and they all three turned
+their steps together towards the Pure Drop.
+
+“I think I’ll hurry on an’ change my dress,” remarked Martha, after
+stalking on for some moments in silence.
+
+She was not going to travel in her best black and get the crape all
+messed about with dust.
+
+“Don’t mind me, William, my dear,” said Sabina, when the bride had left
+them. “If you’re wanting to change your deep, ye’d best hurry on, too,
+maybe.”
+
+“I’ve no need to change my suit,” returned William sorrowfully. “I
+bain’t a-goin’ on the honeymoon.”
+
+“What!” cried the widow, in astonishment. “She’s never goin’ to leave
+ye on your weddin’ day?”
+
+“She be,” said Mr. Faithfull slowly. “It do seem a bit hard, but we
+couldn’t both on us leave the house, an’ she haven’t a-had a holiday
+for twenty year. Ye see, it fell out this way--”
+
+And he proceeded to explain the circumstances, already related, on
+which Mrs. Gully animadverted with much warmth.
+
+They were still discussing the matter when Martha rejoined them in the
+private room of the Pure Drop, where a slight refection had been set
+forth.
+
+This was partaken of hastily, and for the most part in silence, and at
+its conclusion Mrs. Faithfull jumped up and took a ceremonious farewell
+of her new cousin. William shouldered his wife’s bag and set forth
+beside her. Martha beguiled the walk to the station by a variety of
+injunctions, all of which the new landlord of the Pure Drop promised to
+heed and obey. It was not until she had actually taken her seat in the
+railway carriage that she found time for sentiment, and then, embracing
+her husband, she expressed the affectionate hope that he would not be
+lonely during her absence.
+
+William clambered out of the compartment and carefully closed the door
+before he answered:--
+
+“Well, I shan’t be altogether that lonely. Sabina--she be a-comin’ to
+keep I company till ye come back.”
+
+“Never!” cried Mrs. Faithfull, thrusting a scared face out of the
+window. “You don’t mean to say ye took on yerself to ax her to stop in
+my house?”
+
+The whistle sounded at this juncture, but William walked beside the
+train as it slowly moved off.
+
+“I didn’t ax her. ’Twas she herself as did say, when she heerd you
+were a-goin’ for to leave I all by mysel’, says she, ‘I’ll tell ’ee
+what, Will’um; I’ll take a holiday, too, an’----’” A loud and prolonged
+shriek from the engine drowned the remainder of the sentence, and the
+train steamed away, the last sign of the new-made bride being the
+agitating waving of a protesting hand from the carriage window.
+
+The carpenter was smoking a ruminative pipe, about four o’clock on that
+same afternoon, in the doorway of the snug little hostelry of which he
+now found himself master, when he was suddenly hailed by a distracted
+voice from the road.
+
+“William! for the Lard’s sake, William, do ’ee come and ketch hold of
+this here bag!”
+
+William removed his pipe, stared, and then wedging the stem firmly in
+the corner of his mouth, rushed down the path and up the roadway.
+
+“Bless me, Martha, be ye comed back again? Tired o’ London a’ready?”
+
+“No, my dear, I didn’t ever get so far as London,” cried Martha,
+thrusting the bag into his hand, and throwing herself in a heated
+and exhausted condition upon his neck. “I didn’t go no further than
+Templecombe. There, I’d no sooner started nor I did feel all to once
+that I couldn’t a-bear to leave ’ee. I fair busted out a-cryin’ in the
+train.”
+
+“Did ye?” said Faithfull, much gratified.
+
+“I did indeed,” resumed his wife. “‘Oh,’ says I, ‘how could I ever
+treat en so unfair,’ says I, ‘arter all them years as him an’ me was
+a-walkin’? Oh,’ says I, ‘when I think of his melancholy face, an’
+this his weddin’ day an’ all.’ So I nips out at Templecombe, an’
+gets another ticket, an’ pops into the train as were just startin’
+Branston-way--an’ here I be.”
+
+“Well, an’ I be pure glad to see ye,” cried William heartily.
+
+They had by this time reached the house, and Mrs. Faithfull, still
+breathless with fatigue and agitation, stared anxiously about.
+
+“Where is she?” she inquired in a whisper.
+
+“Who?” said William, setting down the bag.
+
+“Why, your Cousin Sabina!”
+
+“Oh, her!” said William, with something like a twinkle in his usually
+lack-lustre eye; “she be gone home-along to fetch her things an’ lock
+up her house. She says she’ll come back to-morrow mornin’ first thing.”
+
+“Well, but we don’t want her now, do we?” cried Martha, trembling
+with eagerness. “I was thinkin’ maybe after all, ye’d fancy a bit of
+a holiday, William. Ye might drop her a bit of a line an’ say ye was
+goin’ to take the first honeymoon yerself. I fancy ye’d like London
+very well, William. You _should_ have the first turn, by right, the man
+bein’ master; an’ I mid be able to run up for a couple o’ days at the
+end o’ the week. Here’s my ticket, d’ye see; you could catch the last
+train, you know, an’ then, as I tell ’ee, I’d come an’ j’ine ye.”
+
+“That won’t do,” said William firmly; “nay, ’twon’t do.”
+
+“Why not?” gasped Martha.
+
+“Ye may pop that ticket in the fire,” said William, speaking
+slowly, and suffering his countenance to relax gradually.
+“’Tain’t no manner of use to I. I--be--a-goin’--for to stop--an’
+keep--my--honeymoon--here--along of ’ee.”
+
+
+
+
+OLF AND THE LITTLE MAID.
+
+
+Olf drove the cows up from their pasture by the river, whistling all
+the way as was his wont. It was not a particularly tuneful whistle,
+for he had no ear for music; nevertheless, blending as it did with the
+morning ecstasies of a particularly early lark, with the chirp of the
+newly awakened nestlings in the rambling hedges, with the drone of the
+first bee, with the thousand and one other sounds of the summer dawn,
+these vacillating notes added something to the general harmony. As
+his troop of cows plodded tranquilly in front of him, they made green
+tracks in the dewy sheen of the fields, the silvery uniformity of which
+had hitherto been unbroken save for the print of Olf’s own footsteps,
+large and far apart, where he had stridden forth half an hour before to
+gather together his charges.
+
+Arrived at the open gate, the cows passed solemnly through, crossed
+the road and turned up the narrow lane which led to Farmer Inkpen’s
+premises, made their way to the shed at the farther end and took
+possession each of her own stall.
+
+The farmer had just emerged from the house, and was in the act of tying
+the strings of his white “pinner”; his wife and daughter, each carrying
+the necessary three-legged stool, were walking slowly towards the scene
+of their morning labours. Another female form was already ensconced on
+a similar stool at the very farthest end of the shed, and edged itself
+a little sideways as the leading cow stepped past it to her accustomed
+place. In a few minutes the whole herd had ranged itself, and the
+rhythmical splash of milk falling into the pails was soon heard.
+
+According to custom, Olf’s next proceeding should have been to “sarve”
+the pigs, but instead of directing his steps towards the adjacent
+styes, he stood embracing one of the posts which supported the shed,
+and gazing at his master with a vague smile on his habitually foolish
+face.
+
+“Well, Olf?” inquired the farmer, dropping his horny fingers from the
+bow which he had just succeeded in tying in the middle of his portly
+waist.
+
+“Well, maister!”
+
+The farmer glanced at him in amazement.
+
+“Anything wrong?”
+
+The smile on Olf’s face expanded into a grin. Clasping the post still
+more firmly with one hand, he swung himself round it to the full length
+of his arm, then swung himself back again and became suddenly serious.
+
+“Nay, sir, nay, there’s nothin’ wrong. I thought I mid just so well
+show you this ’ere.”
+
+Down went his hand into the depths of his pocket, from which, after
+producing sundry articles of no particular interest to any one but
+their owner, he drew forth a piece of paper, folded small, and soiled
+with much fingering. This he handed to his master, his face now
+preternaturally solemn, his eyes round with an expression which might
+almost be taken for one of awe.
+
+Farmer Inkpen smoothed out this document and read it, his jaw dropping
+with amazement when he had mastered its contents. He stared at Olf, who
+stared back at him with palpably increasing nervousness.
+
+“Whatever is it?” cried Mrs. Inkpen, thrusting her head round from
+behind the dappled flank of her particular cow. “No bad noos, I hope.”
+
+“Bad noos!” ejaculated her husband, recovering his wits and his voice
+together, “what d’ye think? Olf there has come into a fortun’!”
+
+“Never!” exclaimed Mrs. Inkpen, craning her neck as far as she could
+round her charge, but not ceasing for a moment in her occupation. “You
+don’t say so!”
+
+“However did ye manage that, Olf?” cried Annie Inkpen. And the “spurt
+spurt” of the milk into _her_ pail ceased for a moment.
+
+“’Tis a prize drawin’,” explained her father, speaking for Olf, who was
+notoriously slow with his tongue. “He’ve a-been an’ took a ticket in
+one o’ them Dutch lotteries.”
+
+“Four on ’em,” interrupted Olf, with unexpected promptitude.
+
+“Eh?” inquired his master, turning round to look at him.
+
+“I say I did take four on ’em!” repeated Olf. “They was a-talkin’ about
+it in the town, an’ they said two tickets gave ye a better chance nor
+one, an’ four was the best of all. So I did settle to take four.”
+
+“Well, what have ye got? How much is the prize?” cried the “missus,”
+now mightily excited, and feeling more at leisure to gratify her
+curiosity, as the time had come for “stripping” her cow.
+
+“A thousand pound, no less,” shouted her lord before Olf could open his
+mouth. “Why, Olf’s as good as a gentleman now. Lard, I never had the
+layin’ out of a thousand pound in my life. Why, ye can take a bigger
+farm nor this if ye do like, an’ ye can stock it straight off wi’out
+being beholden to anybody.”
+
+Olf, who had again been swinging himself round the post, now paused to
+digest this astonishing piece of information.
+
+Mrs. Inkpen cackled as she picked up her stool and proceeded to operate
+on the next of the long row.
+
+“Why, he’ll be settin’ up so grand as you please,” she cried. “He’ll be
+gettin’ married first off, I should think. Tain’t no use tryin’ to work
+a farm wi’out a missus.”
+
+At this juncture light steps were heard pattering over the
+cobble-stones, and Maggie Fry, from the village in the “dip,” came up,
+jug in hand, to fetch the milk for her father’s breakfast.
+
+“What do you think?” shouted Annie, raising herself a little from her
+seat in order to judge of the effect which her announcement would
+produce upon Maggie, who was a crony of hers. “What do you think,
+Maggie? Here’s Olfred Boyt come into a fortun’. He’ve a-been an’ won
+the thousand pound prize in one of them Dutch bank drawin’s--he is a
+rich man this mornin’!”
+
+“He is,” chimed in her mother, with a crow of laughter. “I am just
+tellin’ him he’ll have to look out for a wife first thing. Mr. Farmer
+Boyt must have a missus to look after the grand noo property he be
+a-goin’ to buy.”
+
+“Ah, sure he will,” cried the farmer.
+
+Olf swung himself round the post once more, and then slowly regaining
+his former place, gazed thoughtfully at Annie, whose fair, curly head
+was delicately outlined against the golden-red flank of her cow.
+
+“I’d as soon have you as any one, Annie,” he remarked hesitatingly.
+
+“Me!” cried Annie, jumping up and knocking over her stool. “Of all the
+impudence! Me, Olf? Your master’s daughter?”
+
+Her pretty face was flushed to the temples, her eyes were flashing
+fire. Her mother and father burst into loud laughter, in which Maggie
+joined.
+
+“I d’ ’low he isn’t very slack once he do make up his mind,” cried the
+farmer, wiping his eyes. “’Tis a bit strong, I will say, ’tis a bit
+strong, Olf.”
+
+“I’ll be a master myself now,” explained Olf, looking from one to
+the other, “an’ I’d as soon have Annie as any one,” he added with
+conviction.
+
+“Well, I’d a deal sooner not have you,” ejaculated Annie, picking up
+her stool, and sitting down again with a suddenness that betokened
+great perturbation of mind. “I think ’tis most awful cheeky of you,
+Olf, to ask me, an’ I don’t see as it is any laughing matter.”
+
+Thereupon she fell to work again, the milk falling into her pail
+in a jerky manner, which, while relieving her own feeling, was not
+altogether satisfactory to her meek charge, whose horned head came
+peering round as though to ascertain the cause of this unusual
+disturbance.
+
+Olf, after contemplating for a moment the resolute outline of the back
+presented to him so decidedly, slowly turned his gaze upon Maggie, who
+still stood by, laughing and dangling her jug.
+
+“Will you have me, Maggie?” he inquired pleasantly.
+
+“Dear heart alive!” ejaculated the farmer, while his wife once more
+gave utterance to a shout of laughter.
+
+It was now Maggie’s turn to flush and look disconcerted. “I’m not goin’
+to put up wi’ Annie’s leavings,” she cried indignantly. “The idea! I
+s’pose you reckon any maid is to be picked up for the axin’, Olfred
+Boyt. You think you have nothin’ more to do nor just p’int your finger
+at the first one you fancy an’ she’ll have you straight off. A pretty
+notion!”
+
+“A pretty notion indeed,” cried Annie, “and a pretty figure he’d be to
+go out a-coortin’!”
+
+“’E-es,” resumed Maggie, with ever-increasing indignation, “a pretty
+figure, I d’ ’low. Tell ye what, Olf, next time you go a-coortin’ ye’d
+best wash your face first.”
+
+“Ah! ’tis true. ’Twould be a good notion,” laughed the farmer. “Ye
+bain’t exactly the kind o’ figure a maid ’ud jump at.”
+
+Olf raised a grimy hand to his sunburnt face as though to ascertain
+what manner of appearance it presented. It was true he had not washed
+it that morning, but there was nothing surprising in that. It would
+indeed have been a manifestly sinful waste of soap and water to perform
+one’s ablutions before “sarving” the pigs. In fact, according to
+established custom, Olf’s toilet was accomplished at a late hour in
+the afternoon when his labours were concluded. The condition of his
+chin would have at once announced to any experienced observer that it
+was then the middle of the week; from the appearance of his garments
+he might have recently effected a change with a tolerably respectable
+scarecrow. Altogether, after a moment’s reflection, Olf felt that
+Maggie’s point of view was justified, and that he was not precisely
+the kind of figure to go courting at such short notice. Presently he
+remarked reflectively, “Ah! ’tis true, I mid ’ave washed myself a bit
+afore axin’ the question. I will next time.”
+
+Then he held out his hand to the farmer for the paper, pocketed it, and
+went shambling across the yard towards the corner where the pig-bucket
+stood.
+
+Except for the clatter of the cans, and the sound of the spurting milk,
+silence reigned in the shed for a moment after his departure. The
+farmer stood scratching his chin meditatively, while the women-folk
+appeared also lost in thought.
+
+By-and-by Mrs. Inkpen’s voice sounded muffled from behind her cow. “A
+thousand pound, mind ye, isn’t to be picked up every day.”
+
+“It bain’t,” cried her husband.
+
+Annie tossed her head. “He be a regular sammy,” she remarked.
+
+“And ’tisn’t as if a maid hadn’t plenty of other chaps to walk with,”
+chimed in Maggie.
+
+From the farthest corner a little voice suddenly sounded, “He be a very
+kind man, Olf be. He be a very kind man.”
+
+“Do you think so, Kitty?” called out the farmer good-naturedly. “Hark
+to the little maid! You think Olf be a kind man, do ye, Kitty?”
+
+“Don’t talk so much and mind your work, Kitty,” said Mrs. Inkpen
+severely. “Nobody axed your opinion. The idea,” she continued, in an
+angry undertone to her husband, “of a little chit, the same as that,
+puttin’ in her word. What does she know about Olf, or what kind of a
+man he is? You will have to be lookin’ out for somebody else to take
+Olf’s place, that’s what I’m thinkin’,” she remarked presently to her
+husband. “’Tis a pity. Olf be a bit of a sammy, as Annie do say, but he
+is a good worker and never gives no trouble. I could wish somebody else
+had won the fortun’.”
+
+The two girls were now gossiping together and interchanging various
+opinions derogatory to Olf, and eulogistic of sundry other youths with
+whom it would appear they “walked” by preference. By-and-by the milking
+was concluded, and the farmer and his women-folk went in to breakfast,
+Maggie having taken her departure some minutes before.
+
+As the cows began to troop pasturewards again, Olf, standing by
+the yard-gate, noticed a girl’s figure come darting forth from the
+obscurity of the shed. It was Kitty, a workhouse-bred orphan, whom Mrs.
+Inkpen had engaged as general help in house and dairy. She was a little
+creature, small and slight, with a round freckled face and flaming
+red hair. I say “flaming” advisedly, for it seemed to give forth as
+well as to receive light. Her face, habitually pink and white, was now
+extremely pink all over as she paused opposite Olf; a dimple peeped in
+and out near the corner of her mouth, and her teeth flashed in a smile
+that was half-shy and half-mischievous.
+
+“Please, Olf,” said she, “if you are lookin’ for a wife, I’m willin’ to
+have ye.”
+
+Olf, who had been about to pass through the gate in the rear of his
+charges, wheeled about and faced her, scratching his jaw meditatively.
+
+“Oh, an’ are you, Kitty?” said he.
+
+“E-es,” said Kitty, nodding emphatically.
+
+Olf eyed her thoughtfully, and then his eyes reverted to the cows,
+which, after the perverse manner of their kind, were nibbling at the
+quickset hedge over the way.
+
+“Who-ope, who-ope,” he called warningly, and then once more glanced at
+Kitty. “We’ll talk about that ’ere when I come back,” he remarked, and
+sauntered forth pulling the rickety gate to after him.
+
+Kitty paused a moment with a puzzled look, and then, being a
+philosophical young person, picked up her pail and betook herself
+indoors.
+
+She had finished a somewhat perfunctory breakfast, and was on her
+knees scrubbing the doorstep when Olf returned. She heard his footfall
+crossing the yard, but did not look round, neither did she glance up
+when his shadow fell upon the sunlit flags. After the necessary pause
+for adjustment of his ideas, Olf broke the silence.
+
+“You’d be willin’ to take me?” said he.
+
+“E-es,” returned Kitty, without raising her head.
+
+Olf paused a moment, then--“You’d like to marry me, would ye, Kitty?”
+
+“E-es,” said Kitty again.
+
+“They two other maids wouldn’t so much as look at me,” pursued Olf, in
+a ruminative tone. “I wonder what makes ye think you’d like to marry
+me, maidie?”
+
+Kitty sat back upon her heels and contemplated him gravely,
+mechanically soaping her scrubbing-brush the while.
+
+“You did carry my pail for I t’other day when ’twas too heavy,” she
+replied presently, “and you did black my shoes on Sunday when I was
+afraid I would be late for church. And besides,” she added, “I think
+’twould be nice to get married, and there--I be so sick of scrubbin’
+doorsteps and cleanin’ pots and pans!”
+
+“That’s it, be it?” said Olf. “But you mid still have to clean pots and
+pans after we was married, Kitty,” he added with a provident eye to the
+future. “The missus, she do often do a bit of cleanin’ up, if she be
+the missus.”
+
+“That would be different,” returned Kitty. “I shouldn’t have no
+objections to scourin’ my own pots and pans.”
+
+“True, true,” agreed Olf.
+
+Kitty dropped on all-fours again. “Well, I have told ye I’d be
+willin’,” she observed in somewhat ruffled tones, “but of course ye
+needn’t if ye don’t like.”
+
+“Who says I don’t like?” returned Olf, with unexpected warmth. “I d’
+’low I do like. I do think it a very good notion, my maid.”
+
+Kitty gave a little unexpected giggle, and continued to polish her
+doorstep with an immense deal of energy. Olf stood by for a moment in
+silence. Then to her surprise, and it must be owned, dismay, he turned
+about and walked slowly away.
+
+If Kitty had been unwilling to turn her head a few moments before, no
+earthly power would have induced her to glance round at him now; she
+began to sing blithely and carelessly to herself, and made a great
+clatter with her pail and scrubbing-brush. Not such a clatter, however,
+but that after a moment or two she detected the sound of vigorous
+pumping on the opposite side of the yard, and guessed, from certain
+subsequent sounds, that Olf was washing his face.
+
+Louder than ever sang Kitty when he presently crossed the yard again
+and bent over her. But a wave of colour rushed over her downcast face,
+and even dyed her little white neck. She could hear Olf chuckling, and
+presently a large finger, moist from recent ablutions, touched her chin.
+
+“Look up a minute, my maid,” said Olf.
+
+Kitty looked up. Olf’s sunburnt face was scarlet from the result of
+his late exertions, and was imperfectly dried, but it wore so frank
+and kindly a smile that the little maid smiled back with absolute
+confidence.
+
+“So we be to start a-coortin’, be we?” inquired Olf pleasantly.
+
+“I d’ ’low we be,” responded Kitty.
+
+“How’s that for a beginnin’, then?” inquired Olf. And thereupon he
+kissed her.
+
+At this moment Mrs. Inkpen appeared on the threshold, and soon her
+penetrating tones announced to the household that Olf was at last
+suited with a bride. A good deal of jesting and laughing ensued--not
+perhaps altogether good-natured, for in some unaccountable way both
+Mrs. Inkpen and Annie felt themselves slighted by this sudden transfer
+of Olf’s affection--but the newly-engaged couple submitted to their
+raillery with entire good humour, and presently resumed their
+interrupted vocations as though nothing particular had taken place.
+
+Towards evening, however, Olf found a moment for a word with his little
+sweetheart.
+
+“I be a-goin’ over to take this ’ere bit of writin’ to the bank
+to-morrow,” said he. “Maister says ’tis the best thing to do. He says
+they’ll keep it and give I money when I do want it. I were a-thinkin’,
+Kitty, I mid make ye a bit of a present--’tis all in the way o’
+coortin’, bain’t it? I wonder now what you’d like?”
+
+“Oh!” cried Kitty, her eyes dancing with excitement, “that’s real good
+o’ ye, Olf. I can’t call to mind as anybody ever gave me a present. I
+do want a new hat terrible bad.”
+
+“A new hat,” repeated Olf, “that’s easy got. Wouldn’t ye like summat a
+bit grander--a real handsome present? What would you like best in the
+world, Kitty?”
+
+“O-o-o-h!” cried Kitty again, and this time her eyes became round with
+something that was almost awe. “What I’d like best in the whole world,
+Olf, would be to have a gold watch. I did dream once that I did have a
+real gold watch o’ my own, and I never, never, never thought that it
+mid come true. O-o-o-h! if I was to have a gold watch!”
+
+“Say no more, maidie,” exclaimed Olf, with doughty resolution, “you
+shall have that there gold watch so sure as my name be Olfred Boyt.
+There now! And you can show it to Annie and Maggie Fry, and they can
+see for theirselves what they mid ha’ had if they had been willin’ to
+take me.”
+
+Kitty pouted. “You don’t want to marry them now you be a-goin’ to marry
+I, do ye?” she inquired pettishly.
+
+“No more I do,” cried Olf, “but they mid ha’ been a bit more civil.”
+
+Kitty agreeing to this statement, harmony was at once restored, and the
+pair parted with complete satisfaction.
+
+Next day Olf duly conferred with his banker, and in an extremely bad
+hand, and with difficulty, accomplished the writing of his first
+cheque. It was for £5--a sum of money which he had never in all his
+life hoped to possess at one time. In fact, he was more elated at the
+sight of the five golden sovereigns than he had been in contemplating
+his thousand pound bond. He expended a certain portion of this new
+wealth on his own personal adornment--having his hair cut at a barber’s
+for the first time in his existence, and investing in a new suit of
+clothes, the pattern being a check of a somewhat startling description.
+He also purchased a hat for Kitty with a wreath of blue flowers,
+supplemented, at his particular request, by a white feather.
+
+“We do not generally use feathers with flowers,” expostulated the
+shopwoman.
+
+Olf considered. “I think I will have the feather all the same,” said
+he; “feathers is more richer-like.”
+
+“I did not want for to grudge ye nothin’, ye see,” he subsequently
+explained to Kitty, “and this ’ere is the gold watch.”
+
+Kitty positively gasped with rapture. It was a very fine watch
+certainly, extremely yellow, and with a little diapered pattern on the
+case.
+
+“It cost thirty-five shillin’,” explained Olf, with modest triumph.
+“’Tis rolled gold, so you may think how good that must be.”
+
+Kitty gasped again. Farmer Inkpen possessed a gold watch of turnip
+shape and immense weight, but she felt quite sure it was not rolled
+gold, and in consequence a highly inferior article. She turned towards
+Olf with a sudden movement and clasped both her little hands about his
+arm--“I do like ye, Olf,” she said, “I do. I do think ye be the kindest
+man that ever was made. I’ll work for ye so hard as I can when I be
+your missus.”
+
+There being no reason to delay the wedding, preparations were made
+at once for that auspicious event. On the following Sunday the banns
+were put up; Kitty and Olf paid several visits to the upholsterer’s in
+the neighbouring town and selected sundry articles of furniture, Olf
+giving orders right and left in a lordly fashion which quite dazzled
+his future bride. Farmer Inkpen made inquiries with regard to a certain
+farm which he thought might possibly suit his former assistant, and was
+moreover good enough to promise help and advice in the selection of
+stock. All, in fact, was proceeding merrily as that marriage bell which
+they both so soon expected to hear, when there came of a sudden a bolt
+from the blue. The manager of the local bank sent a peremptory message
+one evening to Olf requesting, or rather ordering, him to call without
+delay.
+
+The poor fellow obeyed the summons without alarm, without even the
+faintest suspicion that anything was wrong, and it was indeed with
+great difficulty that the manager conveyed to him the astounding
+fact that the precious bond, which was to have been the foundation of
+his fortune, was so much waste paper; the prize-drawing had been a
+swindling concern, and the thousand pound prize did not exist.
+
+“But I thought you told I that ’ere bit o’ paper _was_ a thousand
+pound,” expostulated Olf, when for the fortieth time the manager had
+explained the state of the case.
+
+“That bit of paper represented a thousand pounds,” returned that
+gentleman, with diminishing patience, “but when we came to collect it,
+the money wasn’t there.”
+
+Olf scratched his head and looked at him. “And what be I to do now?” he
+inquired.
+
+“Why, nothing, I am afraid. I don’t suppose you would be able to
+prosecute, and even if you had the money to carry on your case, it
+would not do you much good to get those swindlers punished. You will
+just have to grin and bear it, my poor fellow. We will give you time
+you know--we won’t be hard with you.”
+
+“Time?” ejaculated Olf, staring at him blankly.
+
+“Yes. We have let you have £5 on account you know. That will have to be
+paid back, of course, but we won’t press you. You can let us have it
+little by little.”
+
+“Oh!” said Olf, “thank ye,” and he went out, absently stroking the
+check sleeve of the beautiful new suit which had cost him so dear.
+
+He shambled back to the farm and paused by the gate, across which Mr.
+Inkpen was leaning.
+
+“Hullo, Olf, back again?”
+
+“’E-es,” said Olf, “I be back again, maister. Ye bain’t suited yet, be
+ye?”
+
+“Not yet,” said the farmer, “but ye can’t be married afore another
+fortnight, can ye? I s’pose you’ll lend me a hand until you shift?”
+
+“I bain’t a-goin’ to shift. I bain’t a-goin’ to get wed, I bain’t--” He
+paused, his lip trembling for a moment piteously like a child’s. “It is
+all a mistake, maister--there bain’t no money there.”
+
+“Dear to be sure,” cried Farmer Inkpen.
+
+Olf stood gazing at him. There was a dimness about his eyes, and he bit
+his lips to stop their quivering.
+
+Mr. Inkpen’s loud exclamation caused the women-folk to appear on the
+scene, and in a moment the entire household was assembled and plying
+Olf with questions.
+
+“There is nothin’ more to tell ye,” he said at last. “’Tis a mistake.
+There bain’t no money there--I can’t take no farm. I must ax the folk
+o’ the shop to keep that ’ere furniture and things--I haven’t made no
+fortun’, I be just the same as I was ’afore, ’cept as I have a-got to
+pay back a matter of £5 to the bank.”
+
+Little Kitty stood by, growing red and pale in turn, and fingering the
+watch in her waistband. All at once she gave a loud sob and rushed away.
+
+“Ah! she be like to feel it,” said the farmer, whose heart was perhaps
+more tender than that of his wife or daughter. “She’ll feel it, poor
+little maid. Sich a chance for her--and now to go back to her scrubbin’
+and cleanin’ just the same as ’afore.”
+
+Olf heaved a deep sigh. “Well,” he said, “I’ll go home and take off
+these ’ere clothes, and I’ll come back and finish my work, maister.”
+
+He then turned away, a very low-spirited and drooping figure, his
+shoulders round under that astonishing plaid, his head sunk almost
+on to his chest. After a little more talk the family separated, Mrs.
+Inkpen feeling some irritation on discovering that Kitty was nowhere to
+be found.
+
+“She’s run off to cry,” said Annie. “However, don’t ye take no notice
+of her for this once, mother; ’tis but natural she should be a bit
+down, poor little maid.”
+
+Olf had finished his work and was going dejectedly homewards that night
+when, in the narrow lane which led from the farm towards the village,
+he was waylaid by a well-known figure. It was Kitty. Her eyes were
+filled with tears, her face very pale, yet nevertheless there was a
+note of triumph in her voice.
+
+“I’ve been to the town, Olf,” she cried. “I didn’t want ye to be at a
+loss through me, and the folks was kind. They took back the watch all
+right and gave me the thirty-five shillin’ for it. They wouldn’t take
+back the hat at the shop where you got it, along ’o my wearin’ it you
+know. They did tell me of a place where they buy second-hand things,
+and they gave me seven shillin’ for it there. So that won’t be so bad
+will it? You can pay that much to the bank straight off.”
+
+Olf looked at her dejectedly. “There, my maid,” cried he. “I wish ye
+hadn’t done that. I could wish ye had kept them two things what I did
+give ye--’twas all I could do for ye. We can never do all we’d like to
+do now.”
+
+Kitty sobbed.
+
+“I take it very kind o’ ye to be so feelin’,” said Olf. “I could wish
+we could have got wed, my maid. I’d ha’ been a lovin’ husband, and I d’
+’low you’d ha’ been a lovin’ wife.”
+
+“I would,” sobbed Kitty.
+
+“But there, ’tis all over, bain’t it? I be nothin’ but a poor chap
+earnin’ of a poor wage. You be a vitty maid too good for the likes o’
+me. I’ll never have a wife now.”
+
+“I don’t see that,” said Kitty, in a low voice. She was hanging her
+head and drawing patterns with the point of her shoe in the sandy soil.
+
+Olf stared at her, and then repeated his statement. “A poor man earnin’
+of a poor wage, Kitty. I’ll never have a wife.”
+
+“Why not?” said Kitty, almost inarticulately. “Many poor men get wed,
+Olf.”
+
+Olf caught his breath with a gasp. “Kitty,” he cried, “Kitty, do ye
+mean you’d take me now wi’out no fortun’, and just as I be? You’d never
+take me now, Kitty?”
+
+“I would,” said Kitty, and she hid her face on his patched shoulder and
+burst into tears.
+
+“Then I don’t care about nothin’,” cried Olf valiantly. “If you would
+really like it, Kitty, say no more.”
+
+“I would,” said Kitty again. And then raising her head, she smiled at
+him through her tears. “But don’t tell nobody I axed ye,” said she.
+
+
+
+
+IN THE HEART OF THE GREEN.
+
+
+When the new keeper and his wife took possession of their cottage,
+deep in the heart of Westbury Chase, summer was still at its height.
+Jim Whittle’s real responsibilities had not yet begun--a little
+breathing space was, as it were, allotted to the young couple before
+settling thoroughly into harness. So Betty thought at least, though Jim
+frequently reminded her that summer was as anxious a time as any other
+for a man in his position.
+
+“What with folks expectin’ the young birds to be nigh full-growed afore
+they was much more than hatched out; and what wi’ the fear of there
+being too much wet, or too much sun, and varmint an’ sich-like, I can
+tell ye, Betty,” said he, “I’m as anxious in summer as in winter, very
+near.”
+
+Nevertheless, he found time to do many little odd jobs for her which he
+could not have accomplished in the shooting season: knocking together
+shelves, digging in the garden, chopping up the store of wood which she
+herself collected as she strolled out in her spare hours. Betty was as
+happy as a bird in those days. Their new home had been put in order
+before their advent, and was spick and span from roof to threshold;
+the fresh thatch glinted bravely through the heavy summer foliage;
+the flowers in the little garden made patches of bright colour amid
+the surrounding green. Betty herself in her print dress and with her
+hair shining like polished gold, Betty carrying her six-months-old
+child poised on her round arm, was an almost startling figure to those
+who came upon her suddenly in the leafy aisles about her home. Brown
+and grey and fawn and russet are the tones chiefly affected by forest
+people; yet here were the mother and child, wood creatures both of
+them, flaunting it in their pinks and yellows before autumn had so much
+as crimsoned a leaf.
+
+What wonder that the shy folk in fur or feather peered at them with
+round astonished eyes, ere scuttling to cover or taking to flight.
+
+Dick Tuffin, the woodman, looked up in surprise from the faggot he had
+just bound together, when Betty and her baby-boy came towards him one
+sunny morning from one of the many shadowy avenues which abutted on a
+glade cleared by his own hands. As she advanced, he sat back upon his
+heels amid the slender sappy victims of his axe, and frankly stared at
+her.
+
+He was a young man, dark as a gipsy, muscular and lithe, with
+quick-glancing eyes and a flashing smile.
+
+“Good-day,” said Betty, pausing civilly.
+
+“Good-day to you, Mum. I d’ ’low you be new keeper’s wife?”
+
+“Yes, I am Mrs. Whittle,” said Betty. “Are you cutting down my
+husband’s woods?” she added, smiling.
+
+“Ah! your husband’s woods ’ud not be in sich good order as they do be
+if it wasn’t for I an’ sich as I,” returned the man. “I do cut down a
+piece reg’lar every year, an’ then the young growth comes, d’ye see,
+twice so thick as before, so that the game can find so much shelter as
+they do like.”
+
+“And what are you going to do with all these poor little trees?”
+inquired Betty. “They are too green for firewood, aren’t they?”
+
+“Well,” said Dick, with his infectious smile, “I make hurdles wi’ ’em
+for one thing, an’ some of ’em goes for pea-sticks, an’ others is made
+into besoms. They mid be green,” he added reflectively, “but folks do
+come here often enough a-pickin’ up scroff for burnin’.”
+
+Here the child on Betty’s arm began to whimper, and she nodded to it
+and dandled it, her own person keeping up a swaying, dancing movement
+the while.
+
+Dick Tuffin watched her, at first with a smile; but presently his face
+clouded.
+
+“You have a better time of it, Mrs. Whittle,” said he, “nor my poor
+little ’ooman at home. You do see your husband so often as you like;
+but there, I must bide away from home for weeks and months at a time. I
+mid almost say I haven’t got a home; and Mary, she mid say she haven’t
+got a husband.”
+
+“How’s that?” inquired Betty, pausing, with the now laughing child
+suspended in mid-air, to turn her astonished face upon him.
+
+“My place is nigh upon fifteen mile away from here. I go travellin’ the
+country round, cuttin’ the woods and makin’ hurdles; an’ ’tis too far
+to get back except for a little spell now and then. I didn’t think o’
+wedlock when I took up the work, an’ now I d’ ’low I wouldn’t care to
+turn to any other. But ’tis hard on the ’ooman.”
+
+“She oughtn’t to let you do it!” cried the keeper’s wife firmly. “Ha’
+done, Jim; ha’ done, thou naughty boy! I’ll throw thee over the trees
+in a minute!”
+
+The child had clutched at her golden locks, pulling one strand loose;
+she caught at the chubby hand, made believe to slap it, and then kissed
+the little pink palm half a dozen times.
+
+“Your wife ought to make you get your livin’ some other way,” she added
+seriously.
+
+“It couldn’t be done now,” said the woodman. “I have done nothin’ but
+fell trees an’ plesh hurdles since I was quite a little ’un. I couldn’t
+do naught else,” he added somewhat dreamily; “I fancy I couldn’t bide
+anywhere except in a wood.”
+
+“Well, ’tis a fine life,” said she, willing to say something civil.
+
+“Yes, pleasant enough,” he agreed. “If I could tole my missus about I’d
+never complain; but, there! it can’t be done.”
+
+He tossed the faggot on one side, and began to collect materials for
+another. Betty noticed a great rent in his fustian waistcoat, and,
+commenting upon the fact, volunteered to mend it.
+
+“’Tis awkward for ye having no one to sew for ye,” she added, as Dick
+gratefully divested himself of the garment in question.
+
+“’Tis that,” agreed Tuffin. “I do move about so often the folks where
+I lodge do never seem to take a bit of interest in I. My wife, she do
+fair cry at times when she do see the state my things be in. Come, I’ll
+hold the youngster for ye, Mum.”
+
+“Oh, he’ll be all right on the soft grass here!”
+
+“Nay, I’d like to hold ’en if ye’ll let me. I want to get my hand in,
+d’ye see. There’ll be a little un at our place very soon.”
+
+“I do call it unfeelin’ of ye to leave your wife alone at such a time,”
+remarked Betty reprovingly.
+
+“Her mother’s wi’ her,” returned Dick. “I’ll go home for a bit in a
+fortnight or so, but I must be back in October.”
+
+He chirruped to the child, swinging him high in the air, till Baby Jim
+crowed and laughed again. Soon Mrs. Whittle’s task was accomplished,
+and she handed back the waistcoat to its owner, receiving his profuse
+thanks in return. As she walked away through the chequered light and
+shade Dick looked after her.
+
+“Some folks is luckier nor others,” he said. “Keeper can live in the
+woods and have wife and child anigh him, too; but I, if I be to live at
+all, must live alone.”
+
+Then he thought of the little brown wife in that far-away village, and
+wondered with a sudden tightening of the heart-strings how she was
+getting on; but presently he whistled again, in time to the rhythmic
+strokes of his axe, as he pointed the sowels for his next lot of
+hurdles.
+
+On the following morning when Betty was sweeping out her house a shadow
+fell across the threshold, and, looking up, she descried the woodman.
+
+“I’ve brought ye a new besom,” said he, with a somewhat shamefaced
+smile. “One good turn do deserve another, Mrs. Whittle.”
+
+“Thank ye kindly, I’m sure,” returned Betty, with a bright smile. “I
+never thought of your making any return for the few stitches I set for
+ye. The besom is a beauty, Mr. Tuffin.”
+
+“Glad ye like it,” said Dick, turning to take his leave.
+
+“If ye’ve any other bits o’ mending, Mr. Tuffin,” Betty called after
+him, “I’d be pleased to do ’em for ye.”
+
+“Nay, now, I don’t like puttin’ too much on your good nature, Mrs.
+Whittle,” said Dick, glancing over his shoulder with a sheepish smile.
+
+But the keeper’s wife insisted; and presently Dick confessed that there
+were a good few socks lying by at his lodgings in sore need of repair.
+
+On the morrow he brought them, with the addition of a large basket of
+“scroff,” or chips, for firing.
+
+Keeper Jim was much amused at this exchange of civilities; but was so
+far moved with compassion for Tuffin’s lonely wife that he contributed
+a couple of nice young rabbits to the little packet of comforts which
+Betty sent her when Dick went home for his brief holiday; and he was
+both touched and gratified when little Mrs. Tuffin sent a return
+tribute of new-laid eggs and fresh vegetables to the woman who had
+befriended her Dick.
+
+Autumn came, scarcely perceptible at first in this sheltered spot;
+little drifts of yellow leaves strewed Betty’s threshold of a morning;
+there was a brave show of berries amid the undergrowth; maple bushes
+lit cool fires here and there; and travellers’ joy and bryony flung
+silver-spangled tendrils or jewelled chains across a tangle of orange
+and crimson and brown. The delicate tracery of twigs, the gnarled
+strength of boughs, became ever more perceptible as the leafage
+thinned; Jim could see more of the thatch of his house as he tramped
+homewards, and could mark through the jagged outline of the naked
+boughs how the blue smoke-wreaths blew hither and thither as they
+issued from his chimney.
+
+There was a growing sense of excitement in the woods; their silence
+was often broken by startled cries and the whirring of great wings.
+Soon the glades would echo to the sound of the beaters’ sticks; dry
+twigs would crack beneath the sportsmen’s feet; shots would wake the
+slumbering echoes; and then a cart would come and bear away the rigid
+bodies erstwhile so blithe. Betty almost cried as she thought of the
+fate that awaited the pretty birds which she had so often fed with her
+own hand and which the baby had loved to watch; but Jim chid her when
+she said she hoped many of them would escape.
+
+“Tell ’ee what,” he remarked sternly, “if the gentry don’t find more
+pheasants nor in the wold chap’s time they’ll say I bain’t worth my
+salt. There, what be making such a fuss about? ’Tis what they be
+brought up for. D’ye think folks ’ud want to be watchin’ ’em an’
+feedin’ ’em an’ lookin’ arter ’em always if ’twasn’t that they mid get
+shot in the end? They must die some way, d’ye see; and I d’ ’low if ye
+was to ax ’em, they pheasants ’ud liefer come rocketin’ down wi’ a dose
+o’ lead in their innards nor die natural-like by freezin’ or starvin’
+or weasels or sich.”
+
+Jim grew more and more enthusiastic as the time drew nearer for the
+big shoot, which was, as he expected, to establish his reputation.
+This was not to take place till late in November, so as to allow time
+for the trees to be fully denuded of their leaves. The keeper often
+talked darkly of the iniquities of certain village ne’er-do-weels, who,
+according to him, thought no more of snaring a rabbit than of lying
+down in their beds.
+
+“If they only kept to rabbits,” he added once, “it wouldn’t be so bad;
+but when those chaps gets a footin’ in these woods there’s no knowin’
+where they’ll stop. But they’ll find I ready for them. They’ll find I
+bain’t so easy to deal wi’ as wold Jenkins.”
+
+“Dear, to be sure, Jim, I wish you wouldn’t talk so!” said Betty. “You
+make me go all of a tremble! I shall be afeard to stop here by myself
+when you’re away on your beat if you ’fray me wi’ such tales. I don’t
+like to think there’s poachin’ folk about.”
+
+“There, they’d never want to do nothin’ to a woman,” said Jim
+consolingly; “’tis the game they’re arter. They’ll not come anigh the
+house, bless ye!”
+
+“Well, but I don’t like to think they mid go fightin’ you,” she
+whimpered.
+
+Jim bestowed a sounding kiss on her smooth cheek.
+
+“Don’t ye fret yoursel’,” he cried; “they’ll run away fast enough when
+they do see I comin’. Why, what a little foolish ’ooman thou be’est!
+There, give over cryin’. I didn’t ought to ha’ talked about such
+things.”
+
+Betty’s pretty eyes were still somewhat pink, however, as she came
+strolling into Dick’s quarters that afternoon; and her lip drooped when
+in answer to his questions she divulged the cause.
+
+“Afeard o’ poachers!” exclaimed the woodman, with a laugh. “Bless ye,
+Mrs. Whittle, poachers bain’t no worse nor other folks! Dalled if I
+can see much harm in a man catchin’ a rabbit or two when there’s such
+a-many of ’em about! The place be fair swarmin’ wi’ ’em o’ nights.”
+
+Betty was much shocked; and returned reprovingly that it couldn’t
+ever be right to steal. “And poachin’ is but stealin’,” she summed up
+severely.
+
+“Stealin’!” echoed Dick; “nay, ye’ll never make me believe that. I d’
+’low the Lard did make they little wild things for the poor so well
+as for the rich. Pheasants, now,” he continued, ruminating, “I won’t
+say as any one has a right to take pheasants except the man what owns
+the woods. I’d as soon rob a hen-roost, for my part, as go arter one
+o’ they fat tame things as mid be chicken for all the spirit what’s
+in ’em. I’d never ax to interfere wi’ a pheasant,” he continued
+reflectively, “wi’out it was jist for the fun o’ the thing. But settin’
+a gin or two--wi’ all these hundreds and thousands o’ rabbits runnin’
+under a body’s feet--ye’ll never make me think there’s a bit o’ harm in
+it.”
+
+“Don’t let my husband hear such talk!” said Betty loftily.
+
+The woodman laughed again. “I wouldn’t mind speakin’ out plain to his
+face,” said he. “Him and me is the best o’ friends--I do like en very
+well,” continued Dick handsomely; “better nor I ever thought to like a
+gamekeeper. As a rule, I don’t hold with folks what goes spyin’ about,
+a-tryin’ to catch other folks in the wrong. I never could a-bear a
+policeman, now--’tis my belief they do more harm than good.”
+
+“Gracious!” ejaculated the scandalised Betty. “I don’t know how you can
+go for to say such things.”
+
+“Well, d’ye see, ’tis this way,” explained Dick. “If a man do want for
+to get drunk, drunk he’ll get if there be farty policemen arter him.
+If he’s willin’ to make a beast of hisself, and to ruin his wife and
+family, and to get out o’ work an’ everything, for the sake of a drap
+o’ drink, ’tisn’t a policeman that ’ull stop him. And if a chap do
+want to fight another chap--his blood being up, d’ye see--he’ll fight
+en--ah, that he will! and give no thought at all to the chance o’ bein’
+run in for it. And jist same way--if a body has a notion to trap a
+rabbit, trap it he will, keeper or no keeper.”
+
+Here Dick selected a sapling and began to trim it leisurely, pursing up
+his lips the while in a silent whistle.
+
+“I’ll not tell Whittle all you’ve said,” remarked Betty with dignity,
+as she shifted her baby from one arm to the other, and prepared to walk
+on. “He mid think you was a poacher yourself.”
+
+“You may tell him if you like,” retorted Dick, and then he whistled
+out loud and clapped his hands at the baby, which thereupon laughed
+ecstatically, and almost sprang from its mother’s arms. The keeper’s
+wife relaxed, and mentally resolved to make no allusion to Dick’s
+unorthodox sentiments in conversing with her husband. Jim himself had
+said that it wouldn’t be so bad if folks only kept to rabbits, and Dick
+had intimated that he would never care to touch anything else. A body
+should not be too hard, she reflected, on a poor fellow who had no
+home, so to speak; why, he was almost like a wild creature of the woods
+himself, living out in all weathers, sleeping often under the stars,
+picking up a chance meal as he best could--there was no great wonder
+if he had become as lawless as the four-footed “varmint” against whom
+the keepers waged such fierce war.
+
+One evening, shortly before the great shoot was to take place, Jim came
+home to tea in a state of contained excitement. When the meal was over
+he went to the door, and began, to his wife’s surprise, to examine the
+fastenings carefully.
+
+“’Tis a good stout bolt,” he remarked, “and the lock be a new ’un. I d’
+’low if house was shut up you wouldn’t be afeard to bide alone in it?”
+
+Betty immediately demonstrated the presence of mind which she would be
+likely to display under such circumstances by uttering a loud scream.
+
+“Oh, Jim, Jim!” she cried, “why be goin’ to stop out all night? I do
+know so well as if you did tell me that you be goin’ into danger.”
+
+“Danger!” cried the keeper, thumping his great chest, “not much fear
+o’ that! There, don’t ye be so foolish. Me and Stubbs be a-goin’ over
+t’other side o’ the park down to the river to see to that ’ere decoy
+for duck, as squire be so set on puttin’ to rights. ’Tis five mile
+away; we be like to be kep’ late, very late--till daybreak, most like;
+but do you make the house fast, old ’ooman, and no harm ’ull come to
+either of us.”
+
+Had Betty not been so much absorbed in the main issue, she might have
+detected something improbable about the keeper’s story; but, as it was,
+her fears for him were almost lost in the horror of being left all
+night alone in that desolate spot.
+
+Jim, however, jested at her terrors, and himself made the round of the
+cottage, fastening the casements and securing the seldom-used front
+door. He stood outside the threshold while she drew the bolts and
+locked the back one.
+
+“Get to thy bed early,” he called to her. “Go to sleep so fast as thou
+can; and first thing thou knows thou’lt hear me knockin’ to be let in.”
+
+But somebody else knocked before Betty had any thought of going to bed;
+before, indeed, she had finished washing up the tea-things.
+
+“Who’s that?” cried she, thrusting a scared face out of the window.
+
+“It’s me, Mrs. Whittle--Dick Tuffin. I’ve a-brought ye back your hamper
+what I promised to mend for ye. Why, ye be shut up very early, bain’t
+ye?”
+
+“Whittle’s gone travellin’ off a long way,” she answered with a
+scarcely perceptible sob. “There, he be gone to the river--’tis a good
+five mile off, he do say. I’m frightened to death here by myself.”
+
+She heard him laugh in the darkness.
+
+“How ’ud ye like to be my little wife,” he asked, “as bides alone night
+after night, wi’ nobody but the little ’un, now her mother have a-left
+her? I wouldn’t be afeard, Mrs. Whittle. Your house be so safe as a
+church; and there’s Duke--he’s big enough and strong enough to guard
+ye. Hark to en barkin’ now, the minute he do hear my voice!”
+
+“Well, and that’s true,” agreed Betty in a more cheerful tone. “Thank
+ye for mendin’ the hamper, Mr. Tuffin. I’ll open the door in a minute.”
+
+“No, don’t ye bother to do that,” said Dick. “The hamper’ll take no
+harm out here till morning. Good-night to ye.”
+
+“Good-night,” said Betty, closing the window.
+
+She heard the sound of his footsteps die away, and then the loneliness
+of the forest night seemed to close in upon her. Jim had often been
+out as late as this, and later, but the mere knowledge that he did not
+intend to return till daybreak made her more nervous than she had ever
+been. When the logs crackled or fell together she started violently;
+the moaning of the wind in the branches without filled her with
+dread, though often, when she and her husband sat by the hearth, they
+had declared the sound made them feel more snug. More than once she
+opened the window and listened; a fine, close rain was falling, making
+a dull patter upon the thatched roof, dripping from the eves; but
+besides these sounds there were many others, strange, unaccountable,
+terrifying--creakings and crackings of boughs; now what seemed to be
+a stealthy tread, now whispering voices. She chid herself for these
+fancies, knowing well that they must be without foundation, since Duke
+remained silent; nevertheless her flesh crept and the dew of terror
+started to her brow.
+
+At length, making a strong resolution, she went up to her attic
+bedchamber, undressed, and, taking the child into her arms, crept into
+bed. But she lay there for a long time, quaking, and staring with
+wide-open eyes into the darkness; until, overcome by sheer fatigue
+after a long and busy day, she fell asleep.
+
+She woke up suddenly, and sat for a moment vainly endeavouring to
+disentangle the confusion of sound which filled her ears. Her heart was
+beating like a drum, the blood surged in her brain--a dream-panic was
+still upon her, and yet there were certain other unmistakable noises to
+be heard without. Duke was barking in frenzied fashion and straining at
+his chain; men were shouting at no very great distance, and now--what
+was that? A single shot!
+
+“It’s the poachers!” exclaimed Betty, with chattering teeth. “Pray God
+they don’t come here!”
+
+In the midst of her anguish of fear she felt a sudden rush of
+gratitude. Jim was safe out of the way, thanks be! Jim would not be
+back till the folks had got off with their spoil. But now Duke was
+whimpering and crying in a most eerie and heartrending manner, and
+presently uplifted his voice in long-drawn howls which jarred upon
+Betty’s overwrought nerves beyond endurance. She jumped out of bed
+and ran to the casement. It had ceased raining, and though the moon
+rode between piles of angry clouds, she sent forth at that moment an
+extraordinarily clear light. Betty could see the skeleton branches
+of the trees all wet and shining as they tossed against the sky; the
+little paved path glimmered white; yonder stood a dark patch--Dick’s
+hamper. She could see Duke pacing round and round his kennel, at the
+utmost length of his chain; now sniffing the ground, now lifting up his
+head for another howl.
+
+She rapped at the pane and called to him sharply; and the dog looked up
+at her window, and suddenly wheeled in the opposite direction, pricking
+his ears.
+
+Steps were heard approaching--slow, lagging steps--and presently
+two figures came staggering together out of the wood. Betty screamed
+as they emerged from the shadow, and then leaned forth, paralysed
+with dread; for as the two slowly advanced into the moonlit path she
+recognised Stubbs, the under-keeper, and saw that he was supporting,
+almost carrying, his companion.
+
+“Be that you, Mrs. Whittle?” cried Stubbs. “Come down, Mum, come down
+this minute! This be a bad night’s work!”
+
+The man leaning upon him raised his head with an inarticulate attempt
+to speak, and Betty saw that it was Jim--her own Jim--her husband! But,
+oh! what tale was that told by the drawn features and glassy eyes?
+
+She had screamed at the unknown terror, but she uttered no sound now.
+Before they reached the door she had mechanically thrown on her dress
+over her nightgown, and had come downstairs, pattering with her bare
+feet. She flung open the door, and put her arms round her husband,
+almost as if she grudged him any support but hers.
+
+“My poor little ’ooman!” said Jim brokenly; “I d’ ’low I’m done for.”
+
+With Stubbs’ aid she stretched him on the sofa, and unfastened coat and
+waistcoat. She drew out her hand from his bosom suddenly, and looked at
+it with a shudder: it was red!
+
+“Ah, he’s got the whole charge in en somewhere,” groaned Stubbs. “There
+was a lot of ’em out to-night, and we catched one of ’em; he fought
+like a devil, he did--’twas in wrestling wi’ him poor Whittle’s gun
+went off. Dear to be sure, ’tis awful to think on. His own gun!”
+
+“Where’s the man?” asked Betty sharply; her face was as white as a
+sheet--her lips drawn back from her gleaming teeth.
+
+“Oh, he made off, ye mid be sure,” returned the other. “I don’t know
+who he was. ’Twas in the thick o’ the trees yonder we come on ’em. Moon
+had gone in and ’twas as dark as pitch.”
+
+“Do you think my husband will die!” gasped Betty.
+
+“Ah! ’tis a bad job--’tis surely,” responded the other, almost
+whimpering; “and the worst on’t is we be nigh six mile from a doctor.”
+
+“Oh, Mr. Stubbs,” cried the keeper’s wife earnestly, “let’s do
+everything we can, any way! Will ye go for the doctor for me? Do!
+I’ll--I’ll give ye every penny in the house if ye will!”
+
+“Lard! my dear ’ooman, I don’t want no pay for doin’ what I can at
+sich a time. I’ll go, to be sure, an’ make so much haste as I can;
+but--won’t ye be afeard to bide here all alone--and him so bad?”
+
+Betty saw that he expected her husband would die before his return, but
+she did not flinch.
+
+“I will do anything in the world so long as there’s a chance of saving
+him!” she cried. “Run, Mr. Stubbs, run! Make haste--oh, do make haste!”
+
+Stubbs drew his arm from beneath the wounded man’s shoulder, and
+hastened away without another word. Betty went to her linen-drawer,
+and found an old sheet, which she tied round Jim’s body to staunch
+the bleeding; he seemed to have received the charge chiefly in his
+right side. He opened his eyes and smiled at her faintly, and then she
+dropped on her knees beside him.
+
+“Jim,” she whispered, “you never went away arter all?”
+
+He shook his head feebly. “I meant it for the best,” he said; “I heard
+these chaps would be up to their tricks to-night, and I thought me and
+Stubbs ’ud catch them.”
+
+“Oh, Jim,” said Betty, “ye told me a lie!”
+
+“I meant it for the best, my dear,” he returned faintly. “I didn’t want
+ye to be frayed--poor little ’ooman! Ye mustn’t be vexed.”
+
+Betty stooped and kissed him, and he closed his eyes.
+
+“I reckon I’m goin’,” he said. “Well, I done my dooty. But what ’ull ye
+do, my dear?”
+
+“I’ll manage,” said Betty.
+
+Her voice had a harsh note quite unlike its own; she sank down in a
+heap on the floor, staring before her. She knew what she would do if
+Jim died. She would first of all find the man who had killed him, and
+then--oh, he should pay for it!
+
+Jim had fallen into a kind of drowsy state, and presently his hand
+slipped down and unconsciously touched hers: it was very cold. Betty,
+rousing herself, went towards the hearth, drawing the embers together.
+There was not enough fuel, however, to make much of a fire; and, softly
+opening the door, she went out to the woodshed, her bare feet making
+no sound on the damp stones. As she was returning with her burden the
+wicket-gate swung open, and Dick Tuffin come up the path.
+
+“Mrs. Whittle! Mrs. Whittle!” he called pantingly.
+
+She turned and confronted him. The moon had dipped behind the trees
+and she could not distinguish his face, but something in the aspect of
+the man struck her with a lightning-like intuition.
+
+“Come in,” she said hoarsely.
+
+Dick followed her into the house, starting back at sight of the
+prostrate figure on the couch. Betty dropped her wood on the hearth and
+came swiftly across to him with her panther-like tread. There was an
+expression on her face which might have recalled the beast in question.
+She placed both her hands upon his breast, and he, giving way before
+them, stepped backwards a few paces.
+
+“Look at him,” said Betty; “he is dying! Dick Tuffin, it is you who
+have killed my husband!”
+
+“I swear I didn’t know it was him,” faltered Dick. “I’d no thought of
+harm. I went out with the others for a frolic. You yourself did tell I
+your husband was miles away.”
+
+She had told him! He would make out that she had delivered him into
+their hands! A red mist came before her eyes.
+
+“Even when he did catch I,” went on Dick, “I didn’t know who ’twas. But
+somebody told me jist now that Stubbs was runnin’ for the doctor for
+en, so I come--I couldn’t rest, ye see. I had to come. Mrs. Whittle, I
+don’t know what you’ll say to me.”
+
+Betty said nothing at all, but the steady pressure of her hands upon
+his breast increased, and, as before, Dick recoiled beneath it. Her
+eyes were blazing in her white face; her dishevelled fair hair fell
+about her shoulders. Dick gazed at her remorsefully, suffering her
+unresistingly to push him the length of the little room and through an
+open doorway. He imagined her to be ejecting him from the house, but
+all in a moment she threw her whole weight upon him with such violence
+that he stumbled and fell. Before he could recover he found the door
+closed upon him and bolted. He heard hasty steps in the inner room and
+the dragging across the floor of some heavy piece of furniture, which
+was presently pushed against the door.
+
+“Mrs. Whittle!” he called out, “what are you doing? Are you mad?”
+
+Then came Betty’s voice, harsh and broken: “I’ve got ye, Dick Tuffin!
+Ye can’t get out; there’s no window and no other door. I’ve got ye and
+I mean to keep ye! Ye’ve killed my husband--ye’ve made me a widow and
+my child an orphan--an’ I’ll not rest till I do the same by your wife
+and your child.”
+
+And then something else came battering up against the door. Dick had
+no doubt but that the barricade was now complete. He felt about him in
+the darkness, identifying shelves, one or two small barrels, a crock:
+he was in the buttery most likely. He might possibly force his way out;
+the bolt was in all probability not very strong, and once the door was
+opened he could soon do away with all other obstacles; but then he
+would have that fierce woman to encounter. He could not escape without
+doing her some hurt, and the awful face of the wounded man would again
+meet his gaze. Besides, of what use would it be to attempt to escape?
+He was well known in the place, and the police would soon track him.
+
+He sat down, therefore, with the resignation of despair, shivering
+from time to time, and straining his ears for every sound in the next
+room. He heard poor Jim groan now and then, and Betty speak to him in a
+voice of such yearning tenderness that it was scarcely recognisable as
+the same which had threatened himself a little while before. He thought
+of Betty as she had first come upon him, so young and gay in her pink
+dress, and with her yellow hair glancing in the sun, and of the child
+which he had so often dandled in his arms. Widow and orphan! Widow and
+orphan! And all because Dick Tuffin had gone out with a few idle chaps
+for a night’s frolic. And then he thought of his own little woman at
+home: he seemed to see her in her “deep”. And the little one, who would
+never be able to hold up his head because they hanged his father.
+
+Thus did he muse very sorrowfully until slumber overtook him in that
+inexplicable fashion with which it will sometimes come upon the weary
+and anxious of heart. And he slept until the grey light of morning
+began to creep through the chinks of the barricaded door.
+
+He heard voices in the adjoining room--men’s voices, and Betty’s; then
+the tread of feet walking in unison. The little stairs creaked; the
+heavy footfalls now tramped in the room overhead, then descended again,
+and crossed the kitchen. Now the folks were leaving the house; he could
+hear them clattering down the path, and caught the swing of the gate.
+
+“It’s all over,” he said to himself, “they’ve carried the poor chap
+upstairs.”
+
+A sudden numbness came upon him: it was true, then, and not a bad
+dream. Poor Jim Whittle was dead, and he, Dick, had killed him; and
+now Betty would give him up to the police, and he would be tried and
+convicted and hanged.
+
+Dick was not very learned in the statutes of his country, and had no
+manner of doubt that since the keeper had been killed in struggling
+with him--by his hand, it might be said, for the gun had gone off owing
+to Dick’s endeavour to wrench it away--he would have to pay the full
+penalty of the law. To be hanged by the neck until he was dead. He put
+his hand to his throat, and drew a long sobbing breath.
+
+After what seemed an interminable time, he heard once more the sound
+of voices in the kitchen--a man’s voice and Betty’s--then a quick firm
+step crossing the room to the house-door, and finally the retreating
+sounds of a horse’s feet. Then there was a scraping and bumping of
+furniture; the rim of light which had been perceptible but half-way
+down the door suddenly lengthened, the bolt grated in its hasps, and in
+another moment Betty stood before him.
+
+Dick had been so long imprisoned in the darkness that at first he could
+hardly bear the flood of wintry light which burst upon him. And there,
+in the midst of it, was the woman, with so bright a face that he could
+scarce credit his eyes. She stretched out both hands to him and cried:--
+
+“He be to live! Doctor says he be to live!” Her voice faltered and
+broke, the tears leaped from her eyes. “Thank God!” she cried. “Oh,
+thank God! He’ll live! My Jim’s to live!”
+
+Dick came staggering forth from his cell. His brown face was blanched
+to a sickly pallor; he trembled in every limb. Choking back her sobs,
+Betty again extended her hand to him, and he wrung it; but, turning
+from her, he leaned against the wall, hiding his face. His shoulders
+were heaving.
+
+“Doctor says he’ll not die,” pursued Betty betwixt laughing and crying.
+“He’s young and strong, he says, and he’ll get over it. ‘We’ll get as
+much lead as we can out of him,’ says doctor, ‘and he’ll carry the rest
+quite comfortable, as many another has done before him.’”
+
+She laughed a feeble, wavering laugh that ended in a sob. “He said we’d
+best get him upstairs and put him to bed,” continued Betty. “Stubbs
+and another man come up from the village, so they carried him up; and
+doctor’s been with him a long time, and he’s sleepin’ now.”
+
+She told her tale brokenly, with a little gasp between each word; but
+Dick made no comment. Presently he turned round again, his face still
+working.
+
+“Mrs. Whittle,” he said unsteadily, “I’d like ye to hear me say so
+solemn as I can, as I’ll never lay another finger on any creature in
+the woods. I’ll never touch another feather----”
+
+“Oh, it’s all right, it’s all right!” interrupted she quickly. “I’d
+like ye to hear _me_ say summat too. I was mad last night, but I bain’t
+so hard-hearted as I made out. Even if my Jim had died I wouldn’t never
+ha’--I wouldn’t ha’ made a widow of your poor wife, nor yet an orphan
+o’ the baby.”
+
+
+
+
+THE WOLD STOCKIN’.
+
+
+Farmer Hunt stood leaning over his farmyard gate with the reflective,
+and at the same time pleasantly expectant, expression of the man who
+awaits at any moment a summons to dinner. To him, picking her steps
+cautiously down the muddy lane which led to his premises, came old
+Becky Melmouth, her skirts tilted high and an empty basket on her arm.
+Farmer Hunt nodded at her good-humouredly, and hailed her as soon as
+she was within hearing.
+
+“What!” cried he. “Have ye brought me another of ’em?”
+
+“I’ve a-brought ye two,” returned Becky triumphantly. “But maybe you’re
+too busy to attend to me just now,” she added, with a glance that was
+half apologetic and half appealing.
+
+“Oh, I can spare a minute for that,” said the farmer good-naturedly.
+“Brewery hooter’s not gone yet, and we don’t have dinner till one. Step
+in, Mrs. Melmouth.”
+
+He preceded her into the house, and led the way to a small parlour,
+empty save for a large yellow cat which lay curled up on the hearthrug.
+With a mysterious air which assorted with the cautious glance thrown
+round by Becky as she closed the door, he proceeded to unlock a large
+oak chest, and thrusting in his hand, drew forth a faded worsted
+stocking. As he handed this to the old woman the contents chinked
+with a portentous sound. Mrs. Melmouth’s eyes glistened, and her rosy
+wrinkled face wreathed itself with smiles, as she slowly undid the knot
+at the upper end, and thrust in her hand. A further chinking sound
+ensued, and she looked jubilantly up at the farmer.
+
+“There be a lot on ’em now,” she remarked.
+
+“Ah, sure!” he agreed. “An’ you be bringin’ two shillin’ more, you do
+say?”
+
+“Two shillin’ an’ a thruppenny bit,” corrected Becky gleefully. “I be
+doin’ uncommon well wi’ my eggs an’ chicken jist now.”
+
+“Dear heart alive! Keep the thruppence, ’ooman!” cried Mr. Hunt, with a
+certain amount of impatience. “It ’ull maybe buy you a relish of some
+sort as ’ull make ye fancy your victuals more. I reckon you do scrimp
+too much.”
+
+Becky pursed up her lips and shook her head.
+
+“I’d sooner save it,” said she. “Can I have the book, sir.”
+
+“Ah, sure ye can,” returned the farmer, and, after rummaging a moment
+in the chest, he produced a small account-book with a pencil attached
+to it by means of a much-worn bit of string.
+
+Becky meanwhile had been fumbling for her spectacles, and having
+now assumed them, she proceeded to enter the sum she had so proudly
+mentioned, to her banking account.
+
+“How much does that make?” she added, peering up at Mr. Hunt through
+her glasses; her toothless gums parted in a smile which was already
+rapturous.
+
+“Let me see,” returned he, taking the book from her hand; “last time
+I reckoned it up there was forty pound in it, an’ you’ve a-been here
+twice since--and again to-day. You’ve got in that there wold stockin’,
+Mrs. Melmouth, forty pound four shillin’ an’ ninepence. It do do
+ye credit,” he added handsomely; “ah! that it do. ’Tisn’t many a
+hard-workin’ body same as yourself would put by half so much. Ye’ve put
+in over nine pound since I took charge of it for ye.”
+
+“An’ that’s ten year ago come Michaelmas,” said Becky, with modest
+pride. “But Melmouth an’ me had been savin’ for thirty year afore that.”
+
+“An’ you yourself ’ull go on savin’ for another thirty year, I
+shouldn’t wonder,” said Mr. Hunt, with a jovial laugh. “There ye be so
+strong upon your legs as ever you was, an’ never sick nor sorry, be ye?”
+
+“Well, not to speak on, thanks be,” responded Becky. “But I could feel
+a deal easier-like in my mind if I could settle who it’s all to go to
+when I be gone. I be puzzled what to do--ah! that I be. Thicky wold
+stockin’ do lay upon my heart jist same as a lump o’ lead.”
+
+“It didn’t ought to be such a trouble to ye,” said Mr. Hunt. “Divide
+it, Mrs. Melmouth. Divide it fair and square among your nevvies and
+nieces.”
+
+“No,” cried Mrs. Melmouth, shaking her head vehemently and sucking in
+her breath at the same time. “No-o-o, sir, ’twouldn’t never do, that
+wouldn’t. It must go all in a lump. Melmouth and me settled it that
+way years an’ years ago. He’d save a shillin’, d’ye see, an’ I’d scrape
+together another to put to it, an’ so we’d go on--for a rainy day, he’d
+say--but no rainy day ever did come----”
+
+“And what a good thing that was,” chimed in the farmer; “there isn’t
+many folks can say the same.”
+
+“Very like there bain’t. Thanks be, as I do say, Mester Hunt; thanks be
+for all mercies! But there ’tis, d’ye see.” Here her face assumed an
+anxious expression and she dropped her voice cautiously. “Who’s it to
+go to? Rector do tell I, I ought to be makin’ my will.”
+
+“True enough,” said Mr. Hunt judiciously; “so you ought, Becky, so you
+ought.”
+
+“Well, but,” resumed Mrs. Melmouth, “who’s to have it? Melmouth, he
+wer’ set on its going in a lump. Says he often an’ often, ‘Let it go in
+a lump, Becky, whatever you do do. Settle it as you do like’--he did
+say--‘for the dibs belongs to both on us equal. Let Simon (that’s my
+nevvy) have ’em, or let ’em go to Rosy’--Rosy be his sister’s oldest
+maid--‘but don’t divide ’em,’ says he; ‘let ’em go in a lump.’”
+
+Here Becky paused, and the farmer looked at her in silence, scratching
+his jaw in a non-committal manner.
+
+“Sometimes,” resumed Becky, “it do seem as if ’twould be right to
+leave it to Simon, him bein’ a man an’ my own flesh an’ blood. That
+there bit o’ money--’twas me first had the notion o’ puttin’ it by,
+and, as Melmouth did often use to say, there couldn’t be no savin’
+done in the house wi’out I put my shoulder to the wheel. But, there!
+Rosy--Melmouth was oncommon fond o’ Rosy’s mother, and o’ Rosy herself
+when she was a little maid.”
+
+“Ah! you haven’t seen Mrs. Tuffin an’ her family since they shifted to
+Sturminster?” put in the farmer as she paused.
+
+Mrs. Melmouth shook her head.
+
+“I often wish I could,” she said; “but ’tis so far.”
+
+“An’ have ye seen Simon?” inquired the farmer. “He be a dairy chap,
+bain’t he?--’tis some time since he went to service.”
+
+“Ah! he’ve a-got a very good place t’other side o’ Darchester. He do
+write beautiful letters to my sister at Christmas. There, they be jist
+same’s as if they come out of a book.”
+
+“P’r’aps they are out of a book,” suggested Mr. Hunt. “There did
+use to be a book about letter-writin’ when I was a young chap; but
+what it wanted to say was never same as what I wanted to say, and my
+mother--poor soul! couldn’t spell the long words, so I did give up
+using it. But since ye haven’t seen either of these two young folks for
+so long, Mrs. Melmouth, why not ax ’em both to come and stop wi’ ye,
+an’ see which ye do like the best? You’d soon find out then what they
+was both made on, an’ I’d pick out the one as did please ye most to
+leave the stockin’ to.”
+
+“Well, there, that’s a notion,” said Becky reflectively. “I mid do
+that, I mid very well do that. Easter week, Simon mid very well get a
+holiday--an’ Rosy--I mid ask her mother to spare her to me at the same
+time.”
+
+“Do!” said Farmer Hunt encouragingly. “I’ll reckon ye’ll find ’tis a
+very good notion.”
+
+“I reckon I will--and thank you, Farmer, for puttin’ it into my mind.
+There, I should never ha’ thought on’t.”
+
+“Two heads is better than one, ye see,” said Mr. Hunt.
+
+And then he locked up the stocking again, handed Mrs. Melmouth her
+basket, and betook himself to his midday meal with the comfortable
+sensation which follows on a good-natured act that has cost nothing.
+
+Mrs. Melmouth left the house and trudged homewards, revolving the new
+idea in her mind. Simon could have the back bedroom, and Rosy could
+sleep with her; ’twas a very good notion to have ’em both together;
+a man always gave a deal o’ trouble in a house, and Rosy could help
+a bit. Not but what Simon must make himself useful too. His aunt
+privately resolved to hold over the setting of the potatoes until he
+came; the bit o’ work he might do then would go a good way towards his
+keep, reflected the thrifty soul.
+
+With much thought and care she penned her invitations that afternoon;
+they were brief and to the point, intimating in each case the writer’s
+wish to become better acquainted with the young relative in question.
+
+Rosy’s answer came by return of post, written in a beautiful, round,
+clear hand which did credit to her schooling, and accepting with
+rapture. Simon’s reply did not come to hand for two or three days. It
+was ill-spelt and ill-written on a somewhat dirty piece of ruled paper,
+which looked as if it had been torn off the bottom of a bill:--
+
+“Dear Ant,” it said, “i don’t know if i can be spaired, but if the bos
+is willin i will cum. Yours truly nevew, S. FRY.”
+
+His aunt pursed up her lips as she perused this document.
+
+“He mid ha’ taken a bit more pains,” she said to herself; “he ha’n’t
+got this out of a book, anyhow.”
+
+It was possible, indeed, that even _The Complete Letter-Writer_ did
+not contain a missive from a young man who had been asked to spend his
+holidays with an aunt in the country, and that Simon, in consequence,
+was thrown on his own resources.
+
+“But he don’t seem so very anxious to come,” she thought. “He mid
+ha’ said ‘Thank ye,’ too--Rosy did seem to be far more thankful. But
+Simon--p’r’aps he means better nor what he says.”
+
+With this charitable reflection Becky laid aside the letters and went
+to feed her chickens.
+
+Rosy, who was living at home, and in consequence not tied down to any
+particular date, arrived a day before the other guest. She was a pretty
+girl of the dark-haired, clear-skinned type so often to be seen in
+Dorset; her eyes were brown like her hair, and her complexion matched
+her name to a nicety. The carrier dropped her and her tin box at the
+corner of the lane which led to Mrs. Melmouth’s cottage, and she came
+staggering down to her aunt’s door bent in two beneath the weight of
+her belongings. Mrs. Melmouth stood on the threshold and watched her.
+
+“That’s right,” she remarked, as the girl set down her trunk and
+straightened herself, breathless and laughing, “I be main glad to see
+ye. Ye be sich a handy maid, my dear. There, I declare ye’ve just come
+in nice time to get the tea.”
+
+Now Rosy, who was tired and thirsty after her long jolting in the
+carrier’s van, had half-expected to find tea ready. She felt a little
+bewildered and slightly annoyed on being sent first to the well and
+then to the woodshed, and then having to reach down the best china from
+the top shelf, and, moreover, to dust it, conscious all the time of
+wearing her best frock with sleeves too tight at the wrist to turn up
+comfortably. It was a very crestfallen Rosy indeed who finally sat down
+to partake of that particularly well-earned cup of tea.
+
+But Mrs. Melmouth was radiant.
+
+“To-morrow,” said she, “I’ll get ye to make that there back room ready
+for my nevvy.”
+
+“Your nephew?” echoed Rosy, somewhat taken aback.
+
+It had been well enough surmised by the Tuffin family that Aunt Becky
+had a tidy sum put by, though they were as ignorant of the precise
+amount as of the receptacle in which she had stored it. The invitation
+to Rosy had awakened certain half-formed hopes in the girl’s own
+breast, as well as in those of her parents, and she looked very blank
+at the announcement that a rival aspirant was so soon to come upon the
+scene.
+
+“Ah!” said Mrs. Melmouth, stirring her tea vigorously, “my nevvy, Simon
+Fry. He be comin’ to spend his hollerday here. That room ’ull want a
+good doin’ out,” she continued placidly, “an’ there’s a lot o’ wold
+things there as ’ull have to be shifted afore you can get to work. But
+ye can get up pretty early--it’ll be ready time enough, I dare say.
+He’ll not be here much afore tea-time.”
+
+Rosy had formed certain private plans as to the disposal of her Good
+Friday; there were friends of her mother’s to visit, old playmates of
+her own to look up--these, being of the same age as herself, would
+doubtless have some little jaunt in view. And now the whole day was to
+be spent in cleaning up for Simon Fry. Simon, who was nephew by blood
+to Aunt Becky, while she was only niece by marriage--there could not be
+much doubt as to who would prove the favourite. Rosy felt she had been
+inveigled from her home on false pretences; it was not out of affection
+that Mrs. Melmouth had sent for her, but simply to secure her help with
+the housework and to make her wait upon Mr. Simon Fry.
+
+Her aunt glanced at her sharply as she flushed and bit her lip, but
+made no remark; and presently Rosy regained her good humour.
+
+For was it not the sweetest of spring evenings, and were not the
+thrushes singing in the wood just behind the cottage, and were there
+not primroses in bloom on either side of the path that led to the
+gate? Rosy could see them through the open door and fancied she could
+smell them, and the breeze that lifted her curly hair from her brow
+was refreshing after her stuffy drive and recent labours. She had come
+from a back street in Sturminster, where the air was not of the same
+quality, and the surroundings far less inviting.
+
+“’Tis nice to live in the country, aunt,” said she with a bright smile.
+
+Next morning she rose with the lark, and being strong and capable had
+got Mr. Simon’s room into excellent order before breakfast. As she
+made the bed she could not resist giving a vicious thump or two to the
+pillow.
+
+“Set ye up, indeed,” she murmured. “Ye may make your own bed arter
+this, Mr. Dairy Chap!”
+
+If she had hoped that her matutinal labours would leave her free for
+the remainder of the day she was disappointed. Mrs. Melmouth gave her
+a pressing invitation to assist her at the wash-tub, having, as she
+informed her with an engaging smile, expressly saved up the dirty linen
+for her that week.
+
+“To wash on Good Friday!” exclaimed Rosy, aghast. “Dear, to be sure,
+aunt, ’tis the unluckiest thing you can do.”
+
+“Unlucky? Fiddlesticks!” retorted Mrs. Melmouth. “A good day for a good
+deed--so say I.”
+
+Rosy therefore remained immersed in suds during the greater part of
+that day; and though at first she could have cried with vexation, she
+soon found herself amused by the old woman’s talk; and with every fresh
+excursion to the hedge her spirits went up. The air was so fresh,
+the sunshine so bright, the clean, wet linen smelt quite nice, she
+thought, here in the country. Then the hedge itself, with its little
+red leaf-buds gaping here and there so as to show the crumpled-up baby
+leaves within--it had an attraction of its own; and she could never be
+tired of looking at the primroses that studded the bank beneath.
+
+As she stood by the hedge on one occasion after having tastefully
+disposed the contents of a basket on its prickly surface, she was
+hailed by a voice from the road.
+
+“Be this Widow Melmouth’s?”
+
+The girl peered over the hedge at the speaker, her curly hair flapping
+in the breeze, her cheeks pinker than ever, partly from her recent
+exertions, partly from excitement. There stood a stalwart young
+countryman in corduroys and leggings, a bundle in one hand, a stout
+stick in the other. He had a brown, good-humoured face, with twinkling
+blue eyes, and a smile that displayed the most faultless teeth in the
+world.
+
+“This be Widow Melmouth’s, bain’t it?” he repeated, altering the form
+of his question.
+
+“It be,” returned Rosy; then she nodded towards the house. “My aunt’s
+inside,” said she.
+
+Both, from opposite sides of the hedge, directed their steps towards
+the gate.
+
+“Your aunt?” said the young man. “Then we be cousins, I suppose?”
+
+And thereupon as each paused beside the gate, and before Rosy had time
+to realise his intentions, he leaned across and kissed her.
+
+“How dare you!” cried Rosy, springing back and rubbing her cheek
+vigorously, while tears of anger started to her eyes. “How dare you,
+Mr. Fry? Cousins, indeed! We be no such thing, and I’ll trouble you not
+to take liberties. You’ll find your aunt indoor.”
+
+With that she stalked back to her wash-tub.
+
+“He’s come,” she announced as she passed Mrs. Melmouth, who was engaged
+in rinsing out a few fine things in a crock.
+
+“Who? Simon! I’m glad to hear it. Ye’d best come out a minute and make
+acquaintance.”
+
+“I’ve made quite acquaintance enough,” retorted Rosy, plunging her arms
+into the suds. “He’s an impudent chap!”
+
+“I’ll go warrant you are a bit jealous,” said Mrs. Melmouth, and with a
+chuckle she went forth to greet her guest.
+
+Indeed, from the very first it seemed evident that Rosy had good cause
+for jealousy. Mrs. Melmouth seemed never tired of commenting on Simon’s
+likeness to her family, prefacing her remarks with the assertion that
+she had always been dearly fond of Sister Mary. She further observed
+two or three times during the course of the evening that blood was
+certainly thicker than water, and that a body should think o’ their own
+afore lookin’ round for other folks. Poor Rosy, hot and tired after
+her exertions at the wash-tub, took these hints in rather evil part;
+not, indeed, that she was of a grasping nature, but that she had an
+indefinable feeling of having been unfairly dealt with.
+
+Simon, however, saw nothing amiss; it was apparent that he looked upon
+his visit solely and wholly as an “outing,” and had no ulterior views
+as to his aunt’s testamentary dispositions. If he had ever heard of her
+savings he had evidently forgotten about them; he had left home young,
+and, except for the wonderful epistolary effort which he sent to his
+mother each Christmas, corresponded little with his family. He admired
+Rosy very much, and could not understand why she was so short in her
+speech and stand-off in her manner. It was perhaps her repellent tone
+and evident moodiness which caused Mrs. Melmouth to lay so much stress
+on Simon’s various good qualities.
+
+During the course of the evening young Fry remarked with a yawn and a
+stretch that he intended to have a good sleep on the morrow.
+
+“Jist about,” he added emphatically. “Ah! ’twill be summat to hear
+clock strikin’ and to turn over warm an’ snug thinkin’ I needn’t get up
+to drive up the cows. To-morrow’s Saturday, too--if I were yonder I’d
+ha’ had to clean out fifteen pigstyes afore breakfast.”
+
+“Think of that!” said Mrs. Melmouth. “’Tater-settin’s different,
+bain’t it? Ye wouldn’t mind so much gettin’ up a bit early to set
+’taters--would ye, Simon?”
+
+Simon’s jaw dropped, and he looked ruefully at his relative.
+
+“I thought I wer’ goin’ to have a real hollerday for once,” he said
+hesitatingly. “There, if you do want me to do any little job for ye
+in a small way I don’t mind doin’ of it. But settin’ ’taters! You’ve
+a goodish bit o’ ground, an’ there is but the two days--I did look to
+have my sleep out to-morrow,” he concluded desperately.
+
+“I did count on ye,” persisted Mrs. Melmouth mildly. “Ah! so did I.
+Said I to myself, ‘I’ll save up them ’taters ’gainst the time my nevvy
+do come’--I says. ‘He be a good-natured young man,’ I says, ‘and I know
+he will do what I do ax him.’ ’Tis beautiful weather for early risin’,
+Simon, my dear, and you’ll feel the air so nice and fresh while you’re
+workin’. I’ll have a dew-bit ready for ye. Ye won’t disapp’int me, I’m
+sure.”
+
+“Oh! I’ll not disapp’int ye,” returned Simon dolefully. “I can’t work
+on Sunday, of course,” he added, brightening up a little. “That’s
+summat, an’ if I work real hard to-morrow I mid have a chance o’
+gettin’ off a bit on Monday. Where be the ’taters, aunt? If we was to
+cut up some o’ the sets to-night, we’d get on faster to-morrow.”
+
+“Ah, to be sure,” agreed his aunt with alacrity. “I’ll fetch a basket
+of ’em in a minute, an’ Rosy there can help ye. She’ll be busy
+to-morrow cleanin’ up indoor; but she’ll give you a hand to-night.”
+
+But Rosy now felt the time had come for her to assert herself. She
+glanced at the drawerful of stockings which lay on the chair beside
+her, and then raised her eyes to her aunt’s face.
+
+“I know nothin’ about cuttin’ up sets,” said she, “an’ I don’t fancy
+sich work. I’ve got all this darnin’ to do. That’s enough for anybody,
+I think.”
+
+“Oh, very well,” responded Mrs. Melmouth with some dudgeon. “I’ll help
+you then, Simon. I’ll fetch ’taters, an’ then I’ll help you.”
+
+When she returned she found Simon and Rosy sitting as she had left
+them, in absolute silence, Simon drumming on the table and looking
+dubiously at Rosy, who darned away without raising her eyes.
+
+“There’s an odd stocking here,” she remarked snappishly, as her aunt
+sat down. “What am I to do with that?”
+
+Mrs. Melmouth, gazing at her sternly, determined to profit by the
+opportunity her niece had unconsciously presented to her, and to give
+her the lesson she deserved.
+
+“That there stockin’,” she said impressively, as she took it from the
+heap and held it up for their inspection, “that there stockin’ is more
+vallyable nor it do look. It is feller to one what’s worth farty pound.”
+
+Both exclaimed and stared.
+
+“I’ve always kep’ it for that,” resumed Mrs. Melmouth. “’Tis nigh upon
+farty year old--an’ the feller to it is worth farty pound. Your uncle
+and me did begin savin’ the very year we was first married, an’ I’ve
+a-gone on ever since. When Melmouth died there was over thirty pound in
+it. I didn’t like to have so much money about, livin’ here all alone,
+so I axed Farmer Hunt to take charge on’t for me. That’s ten year ago.
+Well, since then I’ve a-gone on pinchin’ an’ scrapin’, a shillin’ here,
+a sixpence there, till I’ve got together nigh upon ten pound more.”
+
+“Well, I never heerd o’ such a thing!” exclaimed Simon heartily. “Ye
+must have been wonderful clever an’ contrivin’, Aunt Becky!”
+
+“Ah, I’ll take that much credit to myself,” replied his aunt. “I do
+truly think I was. But there it be now, an’ it be all to go in a lump
+to one o’ you two. I mid as well tell you straight-out. ’Tis to go in a
+lump--Melmouth an’ me settled it that way. ‘We saved it between us, an’
+you can leave it,’ he says, ‘either to my niece or to your nevvy--but
+it must go in a lump.’”
+
+“Well, I’m sure!” said Simon; and then he looked dubiously at Rosy, who
+was holding her curly head very high. “’Twas very well said o’ the wold
+gentleman,” he continued lamely.
+
+“I couldn’t make up my mind no ways,” resumed Mrs. Melmouth, “till at
+last I wer’ advised to have you both here together and see for myself
+which I do like the best. So if you do have to make yourselves a bit
+obligin’, it’ll p’r’aps be worth your while. Ye mid be sure my choice
+will fall on the most obligin’.”
+
+Rosy smiled disdainfully and returned to her darning. It was easy to
+see, she thought, on whom the choice would fall.
+
+Simon eyed her askance, realising now the reason of the girl’s evident
+aversion to himself, but he made no comment beyond an occasional
+ejaculation under his breath. “Farty pound! Well now! I’m sure ’twas
+very well thought on,” and the like.
+
+Next morning, just when Simon’s slumbers were at their deepest and
+sweetest, he was awakened by an imperative hammering and scratching
+at the partition which separated his room from that of Mrs. Melmouth;
+and thereupon dutifully, if somewhat reluctantly, he arose, and soon
+afterwards found his way to the garden.
+
+Early as it was, Rosy was already at work shaking sundry bits of
+carpet, worn almost threadbare and terribly dusty.
+
+“Let me give you a hand,” exclaimed Simon gallantly. “Sich work’s too
+hard for a maid.”
+
+“No, thank ye,” returned Rosy sharply. “I shan’t get much credit
+anyway; but what I said I’d do, I’ll do,” and she gave another vicious
+shake to the ragged carpet.
+
+“I be pure sorry you should think I want to rob ye of any credit,”
+observed Simon mournfully. “There, you do seem to ha’ turned again’
+me terrible; and ’tis quite other-way wi’ me--I did like ’ee from the
+first.”
+
+“No thanks to ye, then!” retorted Rosy; and, snatching up a stick, she
+began to belabour the mat with so meaning an air that Simon felt as if
+the onslaught were committed on his own shoulders.
+
+“I wish you’d get on with your work,” she exclaimed presently. “You’re
+the favourite, and you’ll get the reward, but you mid jist so well do
+summat to earn it.”
+
+“Now look ’ee here,” said Simon, and his usually merry eyes flashed
+angrily; “this here bit o’ business bain’t to my likin’ no ways. What
+do I care for the wold stockin’? I can earn enough to keep myself--ah,
+that I can--an’ I could keep a wife, too, if I wanted one; an’ what’s
+farty pound? The wold ’ooman had best keep it to be buried with.”
+
+“For shame!” cried Rosy. “’Tis pure ongrateful of ye to speak so, and
+Aunt Becky so took up wi’ ye.”
+
+“Well, I can’t help it,” returned the young man bluntly. “The job
+bain’t to my likin’. I did come out for a hollerday, and here I be
+ordered to set ’taters--an’ what’s more, I get nothin’ but cross looks
+and sharp words what I don’t deserve.”
+
+“I’m sure your aunt speaks civil enough,” said Rosy in a somewhat
+mollified tone.
+
+“An’ so she mid,” responded he promptly. “She mid very well be civil
+when she do expect so much. But there’s others what’s uncivil, and
+’tis that what I can’t abide. I’ve a good mind,” he added gloomily,
+“to cut an’ run--yes, I have,” he cried resolutely. “I’d sooner be
+cleanin’ out pigstyes nor be treated so unkind as you do treat I. But
+for that matter, my mother ’ull be glad enough to see I. I’ll step
+home-along--that’s the very thing I’ll do; I’ll step home-along.”
+
+“Oh, but what will Aunt Becky say?” cried Rosy in alarm.
+
+“Aunt Becky be blowed!” exclaimed Simon with decision. “Let her say
+what she pleases. I’ll leave her an’ you to make it up together. ’Tis
+more nor flesh an’ blood can stand to be treated as you’ve a-treated I
+since I did come to this house.”
+
+“Oh, please--please don’t go!” gasped the girl. “There, I really didn’t
+mean--I--I--I only thought my aunt a bit unjust.”
+
+“Well, and very like she was,” said Simon magnanimously. “I think the
+money what was saved out o’ the man’s wage did ought to go to the man’s
+folk. You’ve the best right to that there stockin’, Miss Rosy, and I’ll
+not bide here to stand in your light.”
+
+This was heaping coals of fire on Rosy’s pretty head with a vengeance.
+She looked up in Simon’s face with a smile, though there were tears
+in her eyes, and she impulsively dropped the carpet and held out two
+little sunburnt hands.
+
+“Oh, please, Mr. Fry,” she said pleadingly, “please, Simon, do stay--do
+’ee now. I’ll--I’ll--I’ll never be unkind again!”
+
+“Is that a true promise, my maid?” asked Simon very tenderly.
+
+Mrs. Melmouth, chancing at that moment to emerge from her house with
+the view of ascertaining how the young folks’ labours were progressing,
+discovered them standing in this most compromising attitude; Simon
+clasping both Rosy’s hands, Rosy looking earnestly into his face; and
+thereupon, true to her instincts, rated the couple soundly for their
+idleness. In two minutes Rosy had returned to her carpet with a flaming
+face, and Simon was walking slowly towards the potato-plot. As their
+aunt, still full of virtuous indignation, was returning to the house,
+her nephew’s tones fell distinctly on her ear:--
+
+“How would it be if I was to give you a hand wi’ they things first, my
+maid, and then you could be helping me wi’ the sets?”
+
+“Well, I declare,” commented Mrs. Melmouth, stopping short, “I believe
+they’ve started coortin’. It do really seem like it. Well, I never!”
+
+She was turning about in preparation for a fresh outpouring of wrath,
+when she was struck by a sudden idea, and paused just as Rosy, with a
+nervous glance towards herself, walked sheepishly up to Simon, trailing
+the carpet behind her.
+
+“We’d certainly get on much faster,” she said, speaking ostensibly to
+Simon, but really for her aunt’s benefit.
+
+“I d’ ’low ye would,” said Mrs. Melmouth; and suddenly her brow
+cleared, and she turned once more to go indoors with a good-humoured
+smile. “I d’ ’low you’ll get on fast enough--wi’ the coortin’. But that
+’ud be the best way o’ settlin’ it,” she added to herself--“I’ll leave
+the wold stockin’ in a lump to ’em both.”
+
+
+
+
+A WOODLAND IDYLL.
+
+
+It was the first Monday of August; the shops were shut in the little
+town of Branston, but life in the neighbouring villages was more astir
+than usual, for the men were for the most part working in their gardens
+and the women stood at their doorways or by their gates to view the
+passing vehicles. These were not so numerous after all--one might never
+have known it was a Bank Holiday--yet every now and then a brake or a
+wagonette laden with noisy folk rattled by, leaving a trail of dust to
+mark its progress that lingered in a kind of cloud about the hedgerows
+long after it had passed.
+
+Two miles away on the downs, another kind of haze caught the eye of
+Robert Formby as he strode across them, the golden glimmering haze
+which indicates intense heat; the sun had not yet set, but its rays
+struck the short herbage as though they must scorch it, and made the
+white streak of road which threaded the undulating tract positively
+glitter. But yonder was Oakleigh Wood, heavily green in its luxuriance
+of summer foliage. As Robert swung along, with the fierce sunshine
+beating on his brown neck and hands, he pictured it to himself: first,
+the grove of firs with all its spicy scents streaming forth at this
+hour, then the open space where the rabbits would presently frolic,
+then, stretching away, the wide dense coppice of hazel and oak and ash.
+He thought of the broad drives where the feet sank deep in cool lush
+grass, and of the narrow and more secret paths between serried green
+walls, where scarce a single burning ray might penetrate, though far,
+far away at the very end of a long vista, a peep of luminous sky was to
+be had.
+
+Robert dwelt on it all, not as a poet or an artist would have dwelt
+on it, revelling in its beauty, but as a man thinks of familiar and
+undeniably pleasant things.
+
+The young gamekeeper shifted his gun to the other shoulder to ease
+himself, and swung his now disengaged arm, whistling as he walked.
+Oakleigh Wood was situated on a Dorset down, but Robert Formby was a
+North-countryman. He had probably Danish blood in his veins, for his
+big, loose-limbed figure, his blue eyes and yellow hair and beard,
+would seem to belong to the race; his complexion, too, had been fair
+but was now bronzed, though when, impatient of the heat, he threw open
+the collar of his flannel shirt, the lower part of his throat showed
+white as milk.
+
+A very energetic, sensible, clear-headed fellow was Robert, full of
+zeal, and most laudably anxious to do his duty. It was this zealous
+anxiety which brought him to Oakleigh Wood on this particular occasion.
+It was just possible that evil-disposed persons might take advantage
+of the universal relaxation to trespass in these coverts; it behoved
+Robert to see to that, he conceived.
+
+Here were the woods at length, the undulating outlines of which had
+wooed him from afar with such enticing promise; Robert’s feet fell
+almost noiselessly on a crumbling carpet of pine-needles, and he paused
+a moment to sniff the aromatic scent approvingly; then he went on. Now
+the green depths engulfed him on every side; all was gentle gloom,
+exquisite undefinable fragrance; silence the more palpable because of
+the never-ceasing stir which seemed to pervade it. What a variety,
+what a multiplicity of scarcely perceptible noises go to make up the
+breathing of the wood! The flapping of leaf against leaf, the swaying
+of twigs, the rattle of falling nuts or sticks, the falling apart of
+fronds of moss, the dripping of tiny drops of dew or rain, the roamings
+of minute insects--each sound infinitesimal in itself, yet repeated at
+thousands and millions of points--in this harmony of life and motion,
+combining with but never subduing the stillness of the forest, lies its
+magnetism.
+
+Sharper sounds break the all-pervading hush from time to time without
+disturbing it; the cooing of a dove, the flight of blackbird or
+thrush, the tapping of a woodpecker, the croaking of a frog, the hasty
+passage of a mouse through dry leaves; while the barking of a dog in
+some distant village, and the clanging of sheep-bells far away seem
+nevertheless to form part of the mysterious whole.
+
+Robert pushed his hat to the back of his head, rested his gun against
+a forked sapling of birch, and, taking out his pipe, was proceeding to
+fill it, when he suddenly started and threw back his head, inhaling the
+air with a frown. A certain acrid penetrating odour was making its way
+towards him, drowning the more delicate essences of the forest growths.
+
+“’Tis wood smoke!” said Robert, and then his brow cleared. “Mayhap
+somebody is burnin’ weeds nigh to this place,” he said, and went on
+filling his pipe.
+
+But before lighting it he once more raised his head and shot a
+suspicious glance down the long green vista which faced him: a faint
+bluish haze seemed to cling to the over-arching boughs of the hazels.
+It was not the mist of evening, for it proceeded from a certain point
+about half-way up the narrow stretch, and, moreover, as Robert gazed,
+little fresh wreaths came eddying forth to join the ethereal cloud
+afore-mentioned. Restoring his pipe to his pocket, and catching up his
+gun, Robert strode off in this direction as rapidly as the narrowness
+of the path and the breadth of his shoulders would admit of. He had
+indeed to proceed in a curious sidelong fashion, turning now the right
+shoulder forward, now the left, so that he looked almost as if he
+were dancing. The cloud of smoke increased in volume as he advanced,
+and presently he could actually hear the hissing of flames and the
+crackling and snapping of twigs; and now bending low, and peering
+beneath the interlaced branches, he could see the fire itself. A rather
+large beech-tree stood in the middle of the massed saplings, with a
+small open space around it. In the centre of this space a fire was
+burning briskly, and by the side of the fire a girl sat with her elbows
+resting on her knees and her chin sunk in her hands. Her hat was hung
+on one of the beech-boughs, and a small open basket lay beside her,
+from beneath the raised lid of which protruded the brown spout of a
+teapot.
+
+“My word!” said Robert to himself.
+
+Lowering his head he made a dive beneath the branches, pushing some
+aside and breaking down others in his impetuous advance, and in another
+moment, straightening himself, he stood beside the girl, frowning at
+her sternly. She raised her head and looked at him with the action and
+something of the expression of a startled deer; indeed her full dark
+eyes seemed to carry out the comparison. She was a very pretty girl--so
+much Robert saw at a first glance, yet the sight of her left him
+entirely unmollified.
+
+“What are you doing here?” he inquired roughly. “You’re trespassin’--d’ye
+know that? I’ve a good mind to summons ye!”
+
+The girl scrambled to her feet; she was slender and tall, her clinging
+pink cotton gown defining the shapeliness of her form.
+
+“I wasn’t doin’ any harm,” she returned with a pout.
+
+Robert strode across the intervening space, and kicked wrathfully at
+the fire which was cunningly composed of sticks and fir-cones.
+
+“Oh, don’t!” cried the girl eagerly, “don’t! You’ll spoil my ’taters!”
+
+“’Taters indeed!” retorted Robert, but he drew back the great boot
+which he had uplifted for the second time.
+
+“Who gave you leave to come picnicking up here? I s’pose you’re
+expectin’ a lot more trespassin’ folks same as yourself?”
+
+“No,” she said, shaking her head sorrowfully. “I was just a-havin’ a
+little party for myself--I didn’t think no harm.”
+
+“A tea-party all to yourself,” said Formby, and in spite of him, face
+and voice relaxed, “why, that’s dull work!”
+
+“Everybody do seem to be merry-makin’ to-day,” she went on, with a
+little toss of the head that contradicted a certain quiver in her
+voice. “I thought I’d come out too, and take my tea here. I don’t hurt
+nothin’. I d’ ’low the wild things do know me quite well. I often walk
+here of an evenin’ and the rabbits scarce run out of my road. I do
+whoot like the owls and they do answer me back, and bats come flyin’
+round my head--I often fancy I could catch ’em if I had a mind to.”
+
+“Do ye?” said Robert.
+
+He was bending down, resting a hand on either knee, and peering up at
+her with a twinkle in his eye. She nodded, and dropping on her knees
+beside the fire began to draw together the embers with a crooked stick,
+and to turn over the potatoes.
+
+“They be very near done now,” she said; “this one be quite done--will
+ye try it?”
+
+Sitting back upon her heels she held it out to him with a timid smile.
+Robert, shaking his head half-waggishly, half-dubiously, took it from
+her.
+
+“’Tisn’t right, ye know,” he protested, “nay, ’tisn’t right. I didn’t
+ought to be encouragin’ of ye in such ways.”
+
+“I’ve got some salt here,” cried she, rummaging in her basket and
+bringing forth a twisted paper which she unfolded and held out, poised
+on her little pink palm.
+
+Robert deliberately sat down, broke the potato in two, and dipped one
+of the smoking halves in the salt.
+
+“Ye mustn’t do this no more,” he remarked severely; “nay, I’m not
+encouragin’ of ye, ye understand; ’tisn’t allowed--this here’s a
+warnin’.” Here he took a bite out of the potato--“Ye can be summonsed
+next time.”
+
+The girl deposited the paper of salt upon the ground, and, extracting
+another potato from the ashes, proceeded to peel it deftly with a
+pocket-knife.
+
+“Have ye got tea in that there basket?” inquired Robert, still sternly.
+
+“’Tisn’t made yet,” she replied, “but kettle ’ull boil in a minute.”
+She pulled the basket towards her and unpacked it with great rapidity.
+
+“So that’s the kettle, is it?” commented Robert, as a sooty object came
+to light, partially enveloped in a newspaper. He weighed it in his
+hand. “There’s nought in it--eh, I see you’ve got water in yon bottle.
+Shall I fill it?”
+
+She nodded, and then making a pounce on a small bottle of milk,
+endeavoured to uncork it. As the cork did not yield, she was preparing
+to loosen it with her teeth when Robert interposed.
+
+“Here, hand o’er! What mun ye go breakin’ your teeth for,” he inquired
+gruffly; “ye’ll noan find it so easy to get more when they’re
+gone--more o’ the same mak’ as how ’tis. They’re as white as chalk--and
+chalk’s easy broke.”
+
+He produced a large clasp-knife, and selecting a corkscrew from the
+multiplicity of small implements which were attached to it, drew out
+the cork with a flourish. But the sight of the knife, which had been a
+present from his former master, recalled graver thoughts, and it was in
+a harsh admonitory tone that he next spoke:--
+
+“’Tis all very well for once,” he said; “this ’ere tay-party mun be
+overlooked for this time, I reckon; but there mun be no more on ’em. Do
+ye hear, lass? These ’ere woods is private, and Squire doesn’t intend
+no young wenches to go trapesin’ about in ’em o’ neets, talkin’ to the
+owls and that. I doubt ye don’t go lookin’ for bats and owls alone,”
+went on the keeper in a tone of ferocious banter. “I doubt some young
+chap----”
+
+“Oh, don’t!” interrupted she, flushing fiery red, “I can’t bear it!”
+
+And to his surprise and distress she burst into tears.
+
+“Eh, don’t ye cry, my lass!” he exclaimed with deep concern. “Whatever
+have I said to hurt ye? I ax your pardon. I meant no harm--no harm at
+all. Give over, there’s a good lass.”
+
+The girl sobbed on, with averted face. Robert looked distractedly
+round, and his glance fell upon the kettle which was boiling cheerfully.
+
+“She’d like her tea,” he said, confidentially addressing this
+kettle--“a sup o’ tea ’ull put her to rights. Come we’ll make it in a
+minute.”
+
+He reached for the teapot, rinsed it, dropped the contents of another
+little twisted paper into it, and poured in the boiling water.
+
+“Don’t fill it quite full,” said the girl, turning sharply round, and
+displaying a tear-stained face which was nevertheless alight with
+interest.
+
+“Oh, mustn’t I fill it? I always fill mine right up to the brim.”
+
+“Have you got nobody to do for you then?”
+
+“Nay, I’m a single man. I have lodgin’s over yonder, but I do for
+myself mostly.”
+
+He paused looking at the girl curiously. “You never told me your name,”
+he said.
+
+“You did never ax me,” she said with a dawning smile. “My name’s
+Rebecca Masters. I live down there, just at the foot of the hill, wi’
+my grandmother.”
+
+“Father and mother livin’?” inquired Formby.
+
+“No, they died when I was quite a little thing.”
+
+“My father’s livin’ right enough,” he volunteered. “He’s a fine old
+chap, my father is.”
+
+“You’re Keeper Formby, bain’t ye?” inquired Rebecca with interest.
+
+“Eh! ye know me, do ye? A good few folks do, I doubt.” Here Robert drew
+himself up; he felt what was due to himself as a public character and
+once more his voice took a graver inflection. “Now, see you, my lass,
+you mustn’t coom here again.”
+
+“I’m to have nothin’, an’ to do nothin’,” broke out Rebecca
+passionately. “’Tis the only thing I care for, comin’ here where I did
+use to walk when--when I was happy.”
+
+Robert paused with a potato midway to his mouth.
+
+“Is he dead?” he inquired in a tone of respectful sympathy.
+
+“Who?”
+
+“Your young man.”
+
+“No,” she returned sharply, adding unwillingly, as if in response to
+his expectant gaze, “he’s gone away.”
+
+Robert pulled thoughtfully at his yellow beard, his blue eyes looking
+very kind and sympathetic the while.
+
+“P’r’aps he’ll coom back,” he hazarded after a moment.
+
+“No, no, never!” she cried brokenly; then in a curiously hard voice
+and with a sudden flash in her eyes--“What do I care if he does? He’s
+nothin’ to me now--nothin’. He’s gone an’ left me wi’out so much as a
+word--just took an’ walked off. And he’ve never wrote either--not so
+much as a word. He mid be dead only I do know he bain’t.”
+
+Formby continued to contemplate her, still stroking that fine yellow
+beard of his.
+
+“Poor lass! poor lass!” he said at last. “And ’tis a comfort to you, is
+it, to coom walkin’ here? Well, see you, my dear, you can coom here as
+often as ye like about this time. I’m pretty often here mysel’ then,
+and ’twouldn’t be same thing as if you was trespassin’. Ye mustn’t
+bring no young chaps here, though,” he added after a pause. “I doubt
+they’ll want to come, however little you might want them. You’re a
+bonny lass--as bonny a lass as ever I see in all my days!”
+
+She heaved an impatient sigh.
+
+“I did tell ’ee plain as I don’t want nobody,” she cried. “Much good it
+do do me to be nice when----”
+
+“Is there no other man at all i’ th’ world?” inquired Robert.
+
+“Not for me,” returned Rebecca.
+
+Kneeling up, she began hastily to collect the tea-things, and Robert,
+leaning forward, pushed them towards her with willing clumsy hands.
+Then he rose to his feet.
+
+“I’m fain to hear ye say there’s no other man, my wench,” he said, “but
+p’r’aps somebody ’ull coom.”
+
+“What d’ye mean?”
+
+“Somebody ’ull begin coortin’ ye afore long,” he returned with
+conviction; “it might just as well be me as another. If there’s nobody
+else, why not me?”
+
+Rebecca now rose to her feet.
+
+“I don’t want anybody,” she said.
+
+“Somebody ’ull coom,” reiterated Robert, “an’ why not me? Coom, my
+lass, I ax ye straight. Will ye give me the first chance? Honest now!
+I like ye very well, an’ I doubt I’ll soon like ye better. ’Tisn’t in
+nature as a lass same as you can be for ever thinkin’ of a chap as has
+showed no more feelin’ nor your chap has. Ye must tak’ another soon or
+late. Tak’ me--ye’ll not rue it.”
+
+“I can’t settle to do such a thing all in a hurry,” cried Rebecca
+petulantly. “I’ve never set eyes on you before.”
+
+“Nor me on you,” returned Robert, “but I feel as if I could like ye
+very well. Give me first chance--I don’t ax for nought else. Let’s walk
+a bit an’ see how we get on; but you must give me your word not to take
+up wi’ nobody else while I’m on trial.”
+
+“Oh, I can do that,” said she, and suddenly began to laugh. The little
+white teeth which had already called forth Robert’s admiration, showed
+bewitchingly; a dimple peeped out near the lip, another in the chin.
+
+Robert gazed at her rapturously. “I like ye very well. Eh, my word,
+that I do! ’Tis a bargain--a proper bargain!”
+
+He had possessed himself of one of her little sunburnt hands, and was
+shaking it up and down; as she laughed on, he drew her to him suddenly;
+but at that she started back, striking out at him like a little wild
+cat.
+
+“None of that,” she cried, “I’ll never ha’ nothin’ to say to ye, if you
+do try to do things like that.”
+
+“Eh, I ax your pardon,” faltered Robert, much abashed. “I didn’t mean
+no harm, my dear--’tisn’t reckoned no harm at all up i’ th’ North when
+folks begins coortin’. You did look so bonny--an’ I just reckoned
+’twould give us a good start like.”
+
+“I won’t have it then!” she broke out violently.
+
+She stooped over her basket, packing away the remainder of the
+tea-things with a certain amount of unnecessary clatter. Robert, whose
+proffered help was curtly declined, stood by dejectedly till she had
+concluded, when, snatching up the basket, she darted suddenly from
+his side, and bending her head rushed into the track. He immediately
+followed her, carrying her hat which she had left suspended on the
+branch.
+
+“You’re forgettin’ this,” he began diffidently. “Now then, lass, coom!
+This didn’t ought to make no difference. Will ye gie me a straight
+answer?”
+
+Rebecca had deposited her basket on the ground and was putting on her
+hat with trembling fingers.
+
+“I’ll think of it,” she stammered. “You must be respectful though.”
+
+A dark flush overspread Robert’s face.
+
+“I didn’t mean nought but what was respectful,” he said, “and ye’ve no
+need to think so much as that cooms to. It must be Yes or No. I could
+never bear shilly-shally work. Yes or No--take me or leave me--on
+trial of course. I only ax to be took on trial.”
+
+“Well, then, I will,” she said in a low voice. “I d’ ’low you are a
+good man, and as you do say I--I can’t always be so lonesome.”
+
+She paused a moment with downcast eyes; then, taking up her basket
+again, turned away.
+
+Robert stood stock still, watching her receding figure as it flitted
+away down the long alley. The sun had now set, and the woods were
+enveloped in even deeper mystery than that which had possessed them
+a little while ago; leafage and branch were inextricably mingled;
+yonder tiny object in the path might either be a rabbit or a stump; but
+Rebecca’s light dress defined her flying figure amid the gloom which
+otherwise would have engulfed her. Her shape showed white at first,
+then grey, as it receded farther, until at last it stood out for a
+moment almost black against the still glowing peep of sky which showed
+between the over-arching boughs at the farther end; then it vanished
+altogether. Even then Robert remained gazing after her, and at length
+he heaved a deep sigh.
+
+“Yon chap,” he said, “him as was her sweetheart--I wonder if she was so
+stand-off wi’ him.”
+
+The query seemed to open up an unpleasant train of thought; he struck
+at the sod with the heel of his heavy boot and frowned. “I’d ha’ summat
+to say to him if ever I comed across him,” he muttered; and then turned
+to continue on his beat.
+
+“I never see a bonnier lass,” he said presently in a softer tone; “poor
+lass--how pitiful she looked at me; I could do wi’ her very well--’tis
+to be hoped as she’ll mak’ up her mind to do wi’ me.”
+
+A bat twinkled round his head as he emerged into the open, a host of
+rabbits scurried away at his heavy footfall.
+
+“And all they dumb things love her,” meditated Robert. “’Tis along of
+her bein’ so innocent-like! Eh, she’s a flower.”
+
+Soon he, too, had left the woods behind, and was marching across the
+solitary down, grey at this hour save on the upper slopes, where the
+short grass still caught some faint remnant of the rosy after-glow.
+Night creatures were stirring in every thicket that he passed, and as
+the dull thud of his step fell upon the resonant ground it caused a
+flutter and commotion amid the drowsy children of the day, which had
+taken shelter there, deeming themselves secure from disturbance. A
+rustle of wings, a patter of tiny feet, a sleepy twitter, the shriek of
+a blackbird, the heavy beat of a startled pigeon’s wings as it darted
+blindly from its ambush--Robert held on his way without noticing any of
+these things, and presently darkness and liberty reigned undisturbed in
+the many-peopled waste.
+
+For many subsequent evenings he visited Oakleigh Wood at the specified
+time, but, though he patrolled it from end to end, and strained his
+eyes in vain for a glimpse of Rebecca Masters, not so much as a flutter
+of her skirts rewarded his patient gaze.
+
+Then, one day he suddenly heard an unwonted noise proceed from a corner
+of the copse. An owl was hooting intermittently; every now and then
+there came a pause, and then the cry would be sent forth again. Now,
+though the bats had been circling about for some time, it was as yet a
+little early for an owl to be abroad; and, struck by a sudden thought,
+Robert set off running in the direction whence the sound proceeded,
+imitating the call to the best of his ability. As he expected, he
+found Rebecca standing with her hands curved round her mouth, sending
+forth the eerie cry. Her back was towards him, and it was not until
+the ground vibrated beneath his rapid advance, that she perceived his
+advent.
+
+“Dear, to be sure, how you did frighten me!” she cried, turning round
+with a little spring of terror.
+
+“Did I?” said he. “You know you told me you often hooted to the owls
+and they answered ye back. I thought _I’d_ answer ye--I thought I’d
+coom.”
+
+She did not speak, though he stood towering over her expectantly.
+
+“Now I’m here must I bide?” he inquired.
+
+“E-es, if you’ve a mind to.”
+
+He thrust his hands into his pocket and drew out a cluster of
+half-ripened nuts.
+
+“Ye can bite into ’em,” he said; “they’ll not hurt your teeth.”
+
+Then he dived into his other pocket and held something towards her
+cautiously; curled up in his brown palm was a very small dormouse,
+sound asleep.
+
+“’Tis for you,” he remarked briefly, “I’ve been carrying it about three
+days and more, knowin’ as you’d a likin’ for such things. ’Tis a mercy
+I’ve lit on ye at last, else it ’ud maybe be dead.”
+
+This was Robert Formby’s mode of courting. It appeared to be
+successful, for Rebecca looked up at him with a bright smile.
+
+“’Tis real good o’ ye,” she said. “There, I think it awful kind.”
+
+“I’ve got some shells at home,” he went on, brightening up amazingly.
+“Do ye like shells?”
+
+“Sea-shells?” she inquired.
+
+“Ah! little shells as lays upo’ the beach when tide goes down. I picked
+up a two-three handfuls when I wer’ last at home.”
+
+Rebecca looked up from the dormouse, which she had been breathing upon
+to warm it, as it lay curled in her hand. “Is your home near the sea
+then?”
+
+“Aye--right among the sand-hills. I used to hear tide come roarin’ in
+last thing o’ nights and first thing o’ morns when I were a lad. My
+mother used to send me out to fetch in drift for our fire--there’s
+always a lot o’ wood an’ chips an’ straw an’ stuff washed up upon the
+shore, an’ I used to fill a basket in no time. Eh, in winter it used
+to be nippin’ cold! Many a time I’d find my sticks all froze together.
+’Tis pretty nigh always sharp up yonder; always a wind blowin’ fresh
+and free and salty on your mouth.”
+
+“Be it a nice place?”
+
+“Well, I think it bonny--not same as this is bonny, though. There’s
+sand-hills runnin’ all along the shore, some big and some little, wi’
+star-grass growin’ over ’em. An’ t’other side o’ the hills there’s
+the plain country--fields an’ that. Soil’s light, but crops does
+wonderful well, an’ there’s woods, and little dykes an’ pits nigh to
+the woods--eh, many’s the big snig I’ve catched!”--he paused, rubbing
+his hands with retrospective relish--“but ’tisn’t not to say bonny same
+as ’tis about here,” he concluded.
+
+“There, it do seem strange as I’ve never so much as had a sight o’ the
+sea,” said Rebecca. “They d’ say there’s a good view o’ Poole Harbour
+from Bulbarrow, but I’ve never been there.”
+
+“Happen I might take ye there some day,” suggested Robert. “Bulbarrow!
+that’s not so far.”
+
+A certain startled look in the girl’s eyes warned him that he was going
+too fast and he hastily changed the subject, embarking on a somewhat
+incoherent account of his childish adventures among the sand-hills. He
+went on to describe the dunes themselves more minutely, and then the
+river which ran along the shore so sluggishly that, however blue and
+clear the distant sea might be, the waves that broke upon the beach
+were always brown and muddy.
+
+“That’s not nice,” said Rebecca.
+
+“Nay,” acquiesced Robert unwillingly; “nay, I suppose not, but I liked
+it well enough.”
+
+“Better than this?” asked the girl quickly.
+
+The man’s sea-blue eyes looked straight into her face.
+
+“Not now,” he said.
+
+Next day when he came to Oakleigh Wood at the usual hour he made
+straight for the spot where he had heard the fictitious owl-hooting on
+the previous evening; and his heart leaped high when a repetition of
+the sound fell upon his ear. A few of his rapid strides brought him to
+the spot: Rebecca was standing beneath the beech-tree, as before, but
+so as to face the path, and as he approached she dropped her hand by
+her side with a little laugh.
+
+“I knowed it was you,” said Robert breathlessly.
+
+“I did it a-purpose,” said she.
+
+His face lit up with tender triumph. It was as though some timid
+creature of the woods had been coaxed within reach of a friendly hand;
+its shyness was vanishing, but dared he as yet take hold?
+
+He asked himself this question many times during their subsequent
+meetings; the girl would prattle to him confidently enough, and seemed
+interested in all his doings, past and present, but an impenetrable
+reserve took possession of her whenever he tried to speak about
+herself, and once when he offered to accompany her home, she curtly
+refused.
+
+“Folks ’ud get talkin’,” she said.
+
+Midway in September, Robert thought it time to put matters on a more
+business-like footing. With every day that passed he had fallen more
+deeply in love, and it seemed to him only right that their intercourse
+should be recognised as courtship proper--the necessary preliminary to
+matrimony.
+
+He approached the trysting-place with a serious face therefore, and, as
+was his way, came to the point at once.
+
+“We’ve been walkin’ nigh upon seven week now,” he remarked. “Do ye
+think ye can do wi’ me, lass?”
+
+Rebecca turned sharply towards him with that frightened look in her
+eyes which he had learned to accept as a warning. This time, however,
+he was not to be deterred from his purpose, and went on, very gently
+but steadily:--
+
+“Ye took me on trial, ye know. Will I do, think you?”
+
+“Do for what?” she faltered.
+
+“For a husband, my dear. Ye’ve no need to be scared. I don’t want to
+hurry ye, but I think ’tis time to put the question straight. I’ve been
+coortin’ you reg’lar. Coom, will ye wed me?”
+
+“Oh, no,” cried Rebecca, darting suddenly away from him, “no, no,
+never! I don’t want to get married--I don’t--I never said I would.”
+
+Robert followed her and took her gently by the shoulders.
+
+“There! No need to be so scared, my wench. Nobody ’ull force ye--don’t
+think it. I did but ax--but we’ll say no more about it--not for a bit,
+till ye get more used to the notion. I’m content to bide as we are.
+There now! Give over tremblin’. I’ll not hurt ye. See, you’re as free
+as the birds.”
+
+He removed his hands from her shoulders and smiled: this woodland thing
+was only half-tamed after all; he must be patient with it still, but he
+dreamed of the time when it would come at his call and nestle in his
+breast.
+
+Autumn advanced rapidly that year--a golden luxuriant autumn, ablaze
+with colour and lavish with fruit. The thorn-trees upon the downs were
+laden with berries, the bryony flung long graceful tendrils from side
+to side of the thickets, chains of transparent gold, bearing here
+a beryl, and there a topaz, and there a coral bead. The blackberry
+brambles displayed their wealth in more wholesale fashion, for their
+clusters were now entirely black and now red. The days were still hot
+enough to cause Robert to throw open coat and shirt-collar when he
+crossed the down, but the nights were cold; a thick dew coated the
+grass, almost a white frost. In the secret recesses of the copse, where
+the sun scarcely penetrated, lay silvery patches by day as well as by
+night.
+
+One afternoon Robert came gaily to the accustomed meeting-place, but
+found no one there.
+
+“I’m a bit early,” he said to himself; “I’ll have a look round and then
+come back. I think she’ll wait--ah, I reckon she’d wait a bit for me
+now. She’s gettin’ used to me. I reckon she’s gettin’ to take to me.”
+
+Smiling to himself he left the wider track and turned aside into one of
+the narrower alleys before described. The leaves were yellowing here
+on either side; and the grass beneath his feet was covered with thick
+rime. As he edged himself along it, lost in meditation, he suddenly
+stopped short, gazing fixedly at the ground. Its hoary surface bore
+traces of recent footsteps: a man’s footsteps--and a woman’s. They
+stared up at Robert as it seemed to him, and all at once, though he
+had been glowing with health and happiness a moment before, he fell
+a-shivering.
+
+He knew the little foot that made those tracks--only the week before
+he had laughed admiringly as he had marked its impression in the dew.
+A little foot--and a great one side by side with it. A man’s foot! How
+close they must have walked there in the narrow path!
+
+Robert’s shivering fit ended as suddenly as it had begun, and the blood
+coursed madly through his veins--hot enough now--boiling hot. His
+fingers closed tightly round his gun and he rushed forward, brushing
+aside the close-growing branches, on, on, never stopping, yet keeping
+his eyes fixed all the time upon those tell-tale tracks. Now they
+were lost in one another, now they were interlaced, now quite distinct
+and separate, side by side. He stopped short when he came to the
+junction of the path with the wider one in which it merged, a path
+which traversed the wood from end to end. Robert cast a hasty glance to
+left and to right and stood transfixed. Yonder where the green roadway
+abutted on the down he saw two figures standing out dark against the
+lambent evening sky--a tall and slender woman, a taller man. As he
+gazed transfixed he saw the man stoop and gather the woman in his arms;
+and then the two parted, the man walking away across the grass, the
+woman turning to the right and disappearing into the wood.
+
+“She’s comin’ to our beech-tree,” said Robert to himself; “she’s comin’
+to meet me.”
+
+And for the moment he saw the world red.
+
+He too turned and began to stride fiercely towards the trysting-place.
+As he entered the wider track he stopped and looked to his gun. But
+one barrel was loaded. He twisted round his cartridge bag, and with
+impatient, trembling fingers found the cartridge for the other barrel.
+
+He reached the beech-tree first and stood gripping his gun tight and
+glaring up the path, still through that red haze.
+
+All at once he saw her coming, very slowly, with her head bent.
+
+Half-hidden by the tree-trunk he waited, motionless as a statue, for
+her to give the accustomed signal; at the first sound of it he would
+shoot her through the heart.
+
+She came quite near, raised her head, and sighed.
+
+Then the keeper made a step towards her; his grip on the gun relaxed.
+
+“You here already?” she asked, and turning towards him laid her little
+hands upon his breast. It was the first time she had ever voluntarily
+touched him, and the man started and flushed.
+
+“Robert,” she said falteringly. “I--I--want to tell ’ee summat.”
+
+Then his great chest heaved and the gun dropped from his hand.
+
+“Eh, bless you for that word, my lass!” he cried brokenly. “I reckoned
+you meant to cheat me.”
+
+“Then you do guess?” stammered Rebecca. “Oh, Robert--’tis Jim. He be
+come back--he only went away to get work after all.”
+
+Robert’s heart leaped up with an odd mixture of anguish and joy. It was
+her sweetheart--“the only man in the world”. Who could blame the lass?
+
+“Ah,” he said unsteadily, “coom back, is he? It’s right then. You be in
+the right to stick to him if he’ll stick to you.”
+
+“Oh, e-es,” returned the girl quickly, “he’ve a-come back for that--he
+do want us to get married at once.”
+
+A spasm crossed Robert’s face. “You’re not afeard now, I see,” he said.
+
+“Oh, I can’t help it, I can’t help it,” she cried. “I love him best--I
+did al’ays love him best, but I--I--oh, Robert, I be so sorry!”
+
+He drew down her hands and gently shook them; then he let them drop.
+
+“It’s right,” he said, “ye’ve no need to fret yoursel’, my lass--you’re
+a good lass--I give ye j’y.”
+
+He stooped and picked up his gun, half-absently unloading it, and
+dropping the cartridges into his pocket. Then he turned towards Rebecca
+again.
+
+“I’ll say good afternoon,” he said.
+
+Rebecca extended her hand with a sob, and he shook it once more.
+
+“Good afternoon,” he repeated, and left her.
+
+The sun had not yet quite set as he crossed the open space that lay
+between the woods proper and the outlying grove of fir-trees; its
+level shafts struck the ruddy trunks of these and ran along the lower
+branches, turning the very needles into fire; the aromatic scent gushed
+forth, strong and sweet. Yonder the downs were all ablaze in the same
+transitory glow; the distant hills were sapphire and amethyst, the
+nearer woods a very glory of autumn tints and sunset fires. Robert
+stood still as he emerged into the open; his heart was swelling to
+suffocation, his eyes smarting with unshed tears. They are children of
+nature, these burly Northmen, and he would have been fain to weep now,
+though he had not wept since that far-away day when, as a little lad,
+he had seen them lay his mother in the grave. A great loathing of the
+beauty and the radiance and the sweetness which had encompassed his
+dead dream, came upon him; in his actual physical oppression he thought
+with a sick longing of the pure tart air blowing over the dunes at
+home; the tall bleak dunes, all sober grey and green; the brown waves
+leaping in upon the tawny shore.
+
+“I reckon I’ll shift,” said Robert.
+
+And early on the following morning, when the yellowing leaves of
+Oakleigh Wood were catching the first rays of the sun, Robert Formby
+took to the road, with his face turned northwards.
+
+
+
+
+THE CARRIER’S TALE.
+
+
+“E-es, I d’ ’low I do see a-many queer things while I be a-goin’ o’
+my rounds, year in, year out, every Tuesday an’ Friday so reg’lar as
+clockwork--only when Christmas Day do fall on a Friday, or Boxin’ Day,
+an’ then I do have to put it off. E-es, I do often say to Whitefoot
+when he an’ me be joggin’ along; ‘Whitefoot,’ I d’ say, ‘if you an’ me
+was to get a-talkin’ of all we’ve a-seen in our day, Lard! we could
+tell some funny tales.’ Whitefoot do seem to take jist so much notice
+as what I do do--he be the knowin’est mare in the country. There! ye
+midn’t notice as he be a-goin’ along a bit unwillin’ to-day, same as
+if he hadn’t a-got much heart in him; ’tis because he knows so well
+as me what day ’tis--Friday, d’ye see? He d’ know he’ll have to bring
+back a heavy load. Fridays we calls at Brewery for two or three cases
+o’ bottled beer--we do bring ’em full o’ Fridays up to Old’s, at
+Graychurch--right a-top o’ the hill--an’ we do fetch back empties o’
+Tuesdays, an’ then ye should jist see Whitefoot a-steppin’ along.
+
+“E-es, we do see all sorts o’ things, an’ we do hear all kind o’ talk.
+Miffs do go on many a time under that there wold green shed. When I do
+hear folks a-havin’ words one wi’ t’other, I do never take notice if I
+can help it. Sometimes they’ll be for drawin’ me in. ‘Don’t ye think
+so, Jan?’ one ’ull say; and then another ’ull go, ‘I’m sure Jan ’ull
+agree wi’ I’. An’ I do always make the same answer, ‘Settle it among
+yourselves, good folks,’ says I; ‘I don’t take zides wi’ one nor yet
+wi’ t’other. ’Tis my business for to drive, an’ I do do that,’ I do
+tell ’em, ‘and don’t interfere wi’ nothin’ else.’
+
+“One day I d’ mind, Mrs. Collins, what fell out wi’ her darter for
+marryin’ some chap down to Bere--dalled if she didn’t meet the young
+woman plump in my cart! And they hadn’t been speaking for above a year.
+
+“You see, ’twas this way. I took up Mary--that’s the darter--an’ her
+little child--a hinfant it was, not above four or five month old; I
+took ’em up first, an’ we was goin’ along the road Branston-ways, an’
+it was gettin’ darkish when the wold lady met us.
+
+“‘Can you make room for me, Jan?’ she says. ‘I bain’t so young as I
+was, an’ I’ve a-got a pair o’ new boots what do fair lame me.’
+
+“‘To be sure, mum,’ says I. ‘Up wi’ ye; you can set along of I,’ I
+says, ‘here in front. There bain’t much room under the shed.’
+
+“Well, she sits her down, an’ all of a minute the little baby under
+the shed begins a-cryin’, an’ poor Mary she begins a-hushin’ of it an’
+a-talkin’ to it; and soon as ever the wold ’ooman hears her voice she
+gives a great start what very nearly throws her off the seat.
+
+“‘Studdy, mum,’ says I; ‘if you do go a-jumpin’ up an’ down like that
+we’ll be a-droppin’ of ye into the road,’ I says.
+
+“She made no answer and never turned her head.
+
+“Well, the baby kep’ on a-cryin’ and a-cryin’--it had been vaccinated
+or some such thing--an’ the mother kep’ hushin’ it, an’ at last the
+wold ’ooman couldn’t hold out no longer.
+
+“‘Give I that child, Mary,’ says she, sharp-like. ‘I d’ ’low you don’t
+know how to hold it,’ she says. ‘’Tis a shame to let a pore little
+hinfant scream like that. I d’ ’low ’twill do itself a mischief.’
+
+“‘Oh, mother,’ says poor Mary; an’ she begins to cry herself as she
+hands over the child.
+
+“Well, soon as ever Mrs. Collins had a-got hold o’ the little thing,
+an’ got the little face up again hers an’ began singin’ to it, an
+pattin’ it, an’ rockin’ it, it _did_ stop cryin’--’twas a knowin’
+little thing, that baby, I did al’ays say afterwards, for ’twas that
+done the job. The wold body was so pleased as could be.
+
+“‘Didn’t I say you didn’t know how to hold it?’ says she. ‘’Tis a very
+fine child too,’ she says.
+
+“And then, ‘oh, mother,’ says Mary, ‘I did so want ye to see it.’
+
+“And so they made friends straight off, and Mary went home wi’ her
+mother to tea.
+
+“Coortin’? Well, we don’t see so much o’ that--not these times. The
+young chaps be all for bicylin’ these days; they wouldn’t be bothered
+wi’ travellin’ in my cart. But I do mind one queer thing what happened
+many years ago now--dally! ’twas the very queerest thing as ever I
+knowed, or did happen in these parts.
+
+“’Twas one Tuesday. I wur jist puttin’ in Whitefoot, an’ a few o’ my
+fares was a-standin’ about waitin’ for I to be ready to start, when I
+see a great big fellow marchin’ down the hill from Old’s.
+
+“‘Goin’ Branston-way?’ says he with a nod to I.
+
+“‘E-es,’ I says, ‘I be goin’ Branston-way. Be you a stranger?’ says I.
+‘All the folks as lives about here do know as Branston is my way.’
+
+“‘I’m a stranger and I’m not a stranger,’ says he. ‘My folks used
+to live here. I used to live with my grandfather up yonder at
+Whitethorns,’ he says. ‘He was called old Jesse Taylor--d’ye mind him?’
+
+“‘I mind him very well,’ says I. ‘A fine wold fellow.’
+
+“‘Well, I come here to have a look at his grave,’ says the young chap.
+‘’Twas a notion I had.’
+
+“‘Let me see,’ says I, turnin’ round to look at ’en as I were
+a-climbin’ into the cart, for Whitefoot was hitched by this time,
+‘let me see who mid you be then? Wold Taylor had nigh upon farty
+grandchildren--I heard ’en say so many a time.’
+
+“‘Oh, I’m one of Abel’s lot,’ says he; ‘Abel Taylor was my father’s
+name. He emigrated wi’ half a dozen of us when I was a little lad no
+higher than the shaft there; my name is Jim Taylor. I have spent most
+of my life in the States; I scarce call myself a Britisher now,’ says
+he.
+
+“‘Dear, to be sure,’ says Mrs. Mayne, what was a-standin’ by, ‘’tis
+very sad for to hear ye say that, Mr. Taylor. Ye must feel very
+mournful havin’ to live out abroad.’
+
+“‘I don’t know that,’ says he. He was a honest, good-natured-lookin’
+chap, but when he says ‘I don’t know that’ he looked real melancholy.
+There; ye’d think some awful misfortune had happened. ‘I don’t know
+that,’ he says; ‘there’s good and bad all over the world, and there’s
+as much bad as good in England, I guess.’
+
+“He had a funny way o’ talking: ‘I guess,’ he says, meanin’ for to say
+‘I d’ ’low’.
+
+“They was all in the cart by this time, an’ Whitefoot was a-trottin’
+out so brisk as could be. He was a young mare then, and ’twas a
+Tuesday, as I say, an’ he knowed he’d have only the empties to carry
+along.
+
+“Wold Maria Robbins was a-sittin’ jist behind Jim Taylor--a great
+talker she was, al’ays ready to gossip about her neighbours. She did
+sit a-starin’ an’ a-starin’ at this here Jim Taylor till I reckon he
+felt her eyes fixed on ’en, for he turns round smilin’ wi’ some talk
+about the weather. But ’twasn’t the weather as Maria did want to be
+talkin’ on.
+
+“‘I’m sorry, Mr. Taylor,’ says she, ‘as you’ve a-been disappointed like
+in your country,’ she says. ‘I’m sorry England didn’t come up to your
+expectations.’
+
+“He laughed and began pulling at his girt brown beard.
+
+“‘’Twill maybe l’arn me not to expect too much,’ he says.
+
+“‘I’ll go warrant ’twas a maid what played some trick on ye,’ says
+Maria, a-turnin’ her head on one side same as an old Poll-parrot.
+
+“‘Maids be tricky things,’ says he; but he didn’t give her no more
+satisfaction.
+
+“Well, Mrs. Mayne, what was a-sitting on the t’other side o’ the cart,
+was jist as anxious to pick all she could out of ’en, an’ says she,
+pokin’ out her head from under the shed:--
+
+“‘I d’ ’low,’ she says, ‘there isn’t many English maids as would fancy
+the notion of goin’ out abroad to get married. Most English maids,’
+says she, ‘likes to settle down near their own folks, an’ not be tolled
+off amongst strangers.’
+
+“The wold ’ooman had jist knocked the nail on the head. The chap turns
+round about again wi’ his back to ’em both, an’ the dark look on his
+face.
+
+“‘Folks are free to please themselves,’ says he, arter a bit, ‘but they
+should know their own minds. It shouldn’t be “I will” one day and “I
+won’t” the next.’
+
+“Well, he didn’t seem in the humour to talk much after this, and we did
+drive on half a mile or so wi’out openin’ our lips, till all at once we
+came to a turn in the road, and there was a lot o’ folks a-waitin’ for
+I.
+
+“’Twas Meadway what lives down there in the dip, an’ his wife, an’
+three or four of his sons an’ daughters, an’ a couple o’ chaps what
+works for ’en; they was all gathered round his niece, Tamsine, as was
+standin’ waiting for I, dressed very nice for travellin’.
+
+“They was makin’ sich a din when I pulled up a body could scarce hear
+hisself speak.
+
+“‘Up wi’ the box,’ says one, a-tossin’ it up a’most afore I could get
+my feet out o’ the way. ‘Here be thy band-box, maidie,’ says another.
+‘Now, Jan, make room. Good luck, my dear.’
+
+“’Twas old Tom Meadway as did say that, an’ he no sooner let fall the
+word than the whole lot of ’em took it up. ’Twas ‘Good luck’ here, and
+‘Good luck’ there, and the poor maid pulled about from one side to the
+other, an’ sich kissin’ I thought she’d be in pieces afore I did have
+her in my cart.
+
+“At last she got in. Maria did have to go and sit next Mrs. Mayne, and
+Tamsine Meadway took her place behind Jim Taylor, what sat next I.
+
+“‘Drop us a line so soon as you get to the other side,’ says Mrs.
+Meadway.
+
+“‘Mind ye tell us what he’s like,’ cries one o’ the maids.
+
+“‘Lard, Tamsine,’ says another, ‘I could wish I was you.’
+
+“Then they did all start a-cheerin’, an’ two of ’em popped their heads
+in under the shed, laughin’ fit to split, and throwin’ somethin’ at the
+poor maid, an’ she jumps up an’ throws it out again, an’ then another
+maid comes an’ throws a handful o’ summat almost into her face.
+
+“‘Come,’ says I, ‘I’d best be gettin’ on, or they’ll make an end on ye,
+maidie.’ So I touches up Whitefoot, an’ we soon leaves ’em all behind,
+laughin’ an’ shoutin’.
+
+“‘Ye shouldn’t ha’ thrown back the shoe,’ says Mrs. Mayne to Tamsine;
+‘that was for luck, my dear.’
+
+“‘They mid ha’ shown a bit more feelin’,’ says Tamsine, and a body
+could hear she weren’t far off cryin’.
+
+“‘If all the tale be true what I hear,’ says Maria Robbins, ‘you be a
+very brave young ’ooman. Be it really true as you be goin’ to ’Merica
+to marry a man what you’ve never seen?’
+
+“‘Why, of course ’tis true,’ puts in Mrs. Mayne, ‘and a very good
+job, too. What could anybody do, you know, Miss Robbins?’ she says to
+Maria. ‘There’s poor Robert Meadway left his family terrible bad off,
+and such a lot of ’em, too, and none of ’em fit to earn a penny wi’out
+it’s Tamsine herself.’
+
+“‘Why didn’t she take a place, then?’ says Maria. ‘I’d a deal sooner
+go to sarvice nor set out on this ’ere wild goose chase. Ye’ll have to
+work jist so hard,’ she says, turnin’ to Tamsine, ‘and the Lard knows
+what sort of a place it is you be a-goin’ to, nor what kind of a chap
+your husband ’ull turn out to be.’
+
+“‘I shouldn’t mind the work,’ says Tamsine; ‘of course I’d be willin’
+to work for my husband, whoever he mid be.’
+
+“She had a kind of soft, pleasant voice, and Jim, when he heard it,
+turned round to look at her. I did turn round, too.
+
+“‘What’s this tale?’ says I. ‘I never heard nothin’ of it,’ I says.
+
+“‘Ah,’ says Mrs. Mayne, ‘Meadways did keep it dark, d’ye see, till all
+was settled; but ’tis quite true as Tamsine here be a-goin’ out to
+America to get wed to a man what lives out there. A very good match it
+do seem to be, too. A large farm, I d’ ’low, and a comfortable house.
+And Tamsine’s intended do write beautiful letters, Mrs. Meadway telled
+I.’
+
+“Tamsine says nothin’, but keeps on pickin’ up the little bits o’ rice
+what her cousins had throwed at her, an’ droppin’ of ’em out o’ the
+cart. She was a very handsome maid, wi’ black eyes an’ hair, an’ a
+pretty bit o’ colour as a general thing, but her face was so white as
+chalk that day.
+
+“‘Well,’ says Maria, speakin’ a bit sour, as wold maids will when
+there’s talk of young ones gettin’ wed. ‘I don’t think it’s at all
+proper nor becoming to go answer they advertisements what comes in the
+papers, an’ for such a thing as wedlock--Lard ha’ mercy me,’ she says,
+‘however had ye the face to do it, Tamsine?’
+
+“‘’Twas my cousin Martha what did it,’ says poor Tamsine, hangin’ down
+her head. ‘’Twas in the _Western Gazette_--a very respectable paper,
+my uncle says. We was lookin’ out for a place for me, and Martha she
+saw the advertisement. It said the gentleman wanted a wife from Dorset.
+Martha said it did seem like a chance for I, an’ she took and wrote
+straight off, more for a bit of fun than anything else, but when the
+answer came it was wrote quite in earnest. It said the gentleman had
+knowed some girl what came from Dorset, an’ he ’lowed he’d like a
+Dorset wife. He gave two references, one to a bank what said, when
+my uncle wrote, he was very respectable and well off, and one to a
+minister as said he was a very good man and ’ud make any ’ooman happy.
+We be chapel-folk, too, and Uncle Meadway said the offer did seem the
+very thing for I.’
+
+“‘You were forced into it, then?’ says Jim Taylor, speakin’ out
+straight and sharp.
+
+“‘Oh, forced,’ says she, makin’ shift to look up, ‘I couldn’t say
+forced.’
+
+“But there were the big tears gatherin’ in her eyes--anybody could see
+she hadn’t had much say in the matter.
+
+“‘My uncle said,’ she goes on, ‘I could have some of the little ones
+sent out to me by-an’-by, an’ Mr. Johnson wrote very nice about it, and
+said he wouldn’t have no objections.’
+
+“‘What d’ye say the party’s name is?’ axes young Taylor, very quick.
+
+“‘Johnson--Samuel Johnson,’ says the poor maid.
+
+“Well, if ye’ll believe me, the chap got so red in the face as if
+somebody had hit ’en.
+
+“‘Samuel Johnson,’ says he. ‘For the Lard’s sake, where does he live?’
+
+“‘’Tis in California,’ says Tamsine; ‘he’ve a-got a farm--a ranch he
+calls it--at a place called Longwood.’
+
+“‘Sakes alive!’ cries Jim, an’ he sits there gawkin’ at the maid.
+
+“‘Of all the durned cheek!’ says he at last, speaking in his queer
+fayshion. ‘If the boys around was to know he had the face to ax a young
+British girl to marry him, I tell ye what,’ he says, ‘he’d be lynched
+afore he knew where he was!’
+
+“‘Dear, to be sure,’ cries Mrs. Mayne, a-clappin’ of her hands
+together, ‘what’s wrong wi’ the man?’
+
+“‘P’r’aps he’s got a wife already,’ says Maria.
+
+“‘Maybe ’tisn’t the same Samuel Johnson,’ says I. ‘I d’ ’low I seem to
+ha’ heerd o’ the name afore.’
+
+“‘’Tis a play-actin’ kind o’ a name,’ says Maria.
+
+“Poor Tamsine, she was so white as any sheet, an’ she did stretch out
+her hand an’ grab hold o’ Jim by the sleeve, an’ shake ’en.
+
+“‘Tell I quick,’ she cried; an’ then she drops her hand, an’ begins
+a-cryin’.
+
+“‘No, don’t tell me,’ she says; ‘don’t ye tell me nothing. I’m bound
+every way. I’ve a-passed my word,’ says she; ‘an’ he’s actually sent
+the money for my ticket. I can’t go back now!’
+
+“‘Yes, but you shall go back,’ cries Jim, a-catchin’ of her by the
+wrist. ‘I’ll not stand by--no honest man could, an’ see a young girl--a
+good honest young girl, sold to such a chap as Johnson. Why, he’s a
+nigger!’ he cries.
+
+“Poor Tamsine, I thought she’d ha’ fell off the seat.
+
+“‘A black man!’ screeches she.
+
+“‘As black as my shoes,’ says Jim. ‘A great big, oily, dirty nigger,’
+says he.
+
+“He didn’t pick his words, d’ye see.
+
+“‘Why, his head’s as woolly as a sheep’s back,’ he says.
+
+“‘No, my girl,’ he goes on, ‘it can’t be allowed.’
+
+“‘But I’m bound,’ says Tamsine, wi’ her face working pitiful.
+
+“‘You are no more bound nor I am,’ says he. ‘The rascal’s imposed on
+ye shameful. He knows right well he’d no business to ax a white girl
+to marry him wi’out tellin’ her all the truth. Why didn’t he ax you
+straight if you’d be willin’ to take up wi’ a black man? But he knowed
+a deal better nor that.’
+
+“‘But perhaps it isn’t the same Mr. Johnson,’ says Mrs. Mayne. ‘It ’ud
+be a pity for the maid to give up her husband if there was any mistake.’
+
+“‘I know Longwood in California,’ says Jim, ‘as well as I know my own
+hand. I was there only last fall. ’Tisn’t a very big place, an’ I
+knowed every one as lives there. I knowed Samuel Johnson well--he come
+to chapel reg’lar. I reckon,’ says he, ‘the name o’ the minister as
+recommended him was Ebenezer Strong.’
+
+“‘E-es,’ says Tamsine, ‘that’s the name. The Reverend Ebenezer Strong.’
+
+“‘That’s it,’ shouts Jim. ‘Why, he’s a coloured man hisself--he
+wouldn’t be likely to find fault wi’ the man for bein’ a nigger. You
+mustn’t ha’ no more to do wi’ him, my girl. ’Twas a mercy I met ye, and
+could warn ye in time.’
+
+“‘Oh! but what can I do?’ cries the poor maid, a-sobbin’ fit to break
+her heart. ‘There’s not a bit o’ use in my goin’ back. None of ’em
+would believe the tale. My uncle would make me go all the same, I know.’
+
+“‘E-es, to be sure,’ says Maria Robbins, looking at Jim very sour-like;
+‘’tisn’t very likely as Mr. Meadway ’ud be put off by a chance
+tale from a stranger. There he’ve a-been at the expense o’ gettin’
+everthin’ ready for the maid, and this ’ere gentleman what writes so
+straightforward an’ sends the money so handsome, may be some quite
+other Mr. Johnson. I mind,’ says Maria, ‘the time o’ the Crimee War,
+Miss Old went into deep black for some chap called John Old, what got
+killed out abroad, and what she reckoned was her brother, an’ ’twasn’t
+him at all.’
+
+“‘Samuel Johnson, o’ Longwood, is a nigger,’ cries Jim, smacking his
+hands together. ‘His grandfather was a slave. He belonged to some queer
+old gentleman what gave ’en the name to start wi’, ’cause ’twas the
+name of some old ancient chap what wrote a book or some such thing; an’
+this chap was named for him Samuel Johnson too. There ain’t no mistake,
+you bet,’ says he.
+
+“Well, Tamsine was a-cryin’ and a-shakin’ all over like a aspen leaf
+all this time; and when Maria was advisin’ her to be sensible an’ not
+hearken to them sort of idle tales, I thought she’d ha’ had a fit. I
+could ha’ laughed any other time to hear wold Maria, as was so dead
+again’ the girl marryin’ when she thought ’twas a nice match, an’ now
+she was all for her doin’ it, though she seed how skeart the poor maid
+was. Mrs. Mayne had a softer heart.
+
+“‘If this be really true, Jan,’ she says, lookin’ at I, ‘it do seem
+a pity for the maid to go any forrarder. Better for her to stay at
+home and go to sarvice,’ says she. ‘There, Tamsine, give over cryin’.
+Nobody can force ye to go to America or to take up wi’ this ’ere nigger
+against your will. Go back an’ tell your uncle what you’ve a-heard, an’
+let him keep ye a bit longer till ye’ve a-got a situation.’
+
+“‘Oh, I dursn’t go back,’ says poor Tamsine. An’ then Jim reaches
+towards her and takes her by the hand again.
+
+“‘Look here, my dear,’ says he, ‘don’t go back. Ye can go out to
+America,’ says he, ‘but it needn’t be to marry that dirty nigger. I’m
+going back to the States now,’ says he, ‘and I thought to take a wife
+wi’ me, but the maid I was coortin’ drew back at the last. She didn’t
+think so much of her word seemingly as you do. Come,’ says he, ‘you’ve
+seen me an’ you haven’t seen Samuel Johnson. Look me in the face and
+tell me if you think you could put up wi’ me?’
+
+“The poor maid she was that upset, and that surprised, she couldn’t for
+the life of her look at ’en, an’ he leaned over an’ took her by the
+chin, very gentle-like, an’ turned up her face.
+
+“‘Look at me, my dear,’ says he, ‘an’ see if ye can trust me.’
+
+“So at that Tamsine did look at ’en, wi’ the big tears standin’ on her
+eyelashes, an’ her mouth all a-quiverin’.
+
+“‘I d’ ’low I could,’ says she.
+
+“‘And, mind ye,’ goes on Jim, ‘I can make ye just so comfortable as
+t’other chap ’ud ha’ done. I’ve got a big place and a comfortable
+house, and I do want to settle down reg’lar. So say the word, my dear,’
+says he.
+
+“‘Lard, maid!’ cried Maria, so sudden-like that we all fair jumped,
+‘whatever be ye thinkin’ on?’ says she; ‘’tis plain what he’ve made up
+this cock-an’-bull story for now,’ she says. ‘He be a reg’lar deludin’
+deceiver; don’t ye ha’ nothin’ to say to ’en.’
+
+“‘It do seem very sudden,’ says Mrs. Mayne; ‘I wouldn’t go out to
+America wi’ a stranger, Tamsine.’
+
+“‘Do you trust me, my dear?’ says he, looking at Tamsine, and not
+takin’ no notice at all of nobody else.
+
+“The maid she looked back at ’en more pitiful than ever, an’ then she
+did say:--
+
+“‘I d’ ’low I do.’
+
+“‘Well, then, so ye may,’ says he, a-shakin’ of her hand very serious
+like; ‘but I’ll make all fair and square for ye first. I’ll not ax too
+much of ye. We’ll be man and wife before we go,’ says he.
+
+“So the whole thing was made up wi’out no more trouble nor that. Jim
+axed Mrs. Mayne if the maid could lodge wi’ her till they was married,
+an’ he settled straight off what he’d pay for her board. He did pull
+out a pocket-book stuffed wi’ money, so as even Maria Robbins could
+see the maid was a-doin’ well for herself.
+
+“‘You hand me over that there money as Johnson sent ye,’ says he to
+Tamsine; ‘he must have it back by the next mail. I’ll look after ye
+now,’ says he. ‘My purse is your purse.’
+
+“An’ though the man could scarce ha’ meant it, for I d’ ’low he was
+too sensible a chap to hold wi’ settin’ women-folk so much above
+theirselves as that ’ud shape to, ’twas a handsome thing for ’en to
+say. Well, Tamsine went to lodge wi’ Mrs. Mayne, for she couldn’t no
+ways make up her mind to go back to her uncle; an’ she did beg us all
+not to say a word about the changin’ her plan till the weddin’ was
+over, but Maria, she did go straight off to Meadways’ wi’ the tale.
+They were all in a terrible takin’ at first, an’ Mrs. Meadway she came
+to Mrs. Mayne’s an’ gave her an’ Tamsine a bit of her mind--more, I d’
+’low, on account of the maid not goin’ back to their place than for her
+takin’ up wi’ another man. ’Twas bringing disgrace on her family, says
+she.
+
+“Poor Tamsine was in a terrible way, when in walks Jim Taylor, an’ what
+he said an’ what he did I couldn’t tell ye, but he managed to pacify
+them all. Meadways all come to the weddin’, an’ Jim was so taken up wi’
+Tamsine’s little brothers and sisters, that he took two of ’em out wi’
+’en an’ sent for the others some time after. I d’ ’low he’d ha’ cut off
+his head for Tamsine.
+
+“Well, that’s the end o’ the tale. Ye’ll agree ’twas a bit queer--the
+queerest thing as ever did happen to I, though, as I do say, Whitefoot
+an’ me have a-seen many queer things in our time.”
+
+
+
+
+MRS. SIBLEY AND THE SEXTON.
+
+
+It was Christmas Eve, and Mrs. Fry was returning home from Branston
+with a bulging pocket and a piled-up market-basket. Clinging to
+her skirts was the youngest baby but one, while Selina, her eldest
+daughter, trundled along the “pram,” the occupant of which was almost
+smothered amid parcels of various shapes and sizes. The intermediary
+members of Mrs. Fry’s family straggled between the two, all very
+clean and tidy and all beaming with good humour. Stanley, indeed,
+evinced a propensity to tumble into the gutter every now and then,
+while Wyndham and ’Erbert occasionally delayed the advance of the
+procession by playfully sparring at each other almost beneath the
+perambulator wheels. The little _cortège_ made slow progress, for, as
+Mrs. Fry laughingly observed, it was the hardest job in the world to
+get a big little family home-along; nevertheless, the general serenity
+remained undisturbed. It was pleasant enough to loiter on this fine dry
+afternoon, for the air was clear and crisp, and the roads clean and
+hard as iron. Even the baby cooed and chuckled as it squinted upwards
+at its sister from behind the whitey-brown parcel which reposed on its
+small chest.
+
+The party at length turned off from the high road, and was proceeding
+tranquilly down the “dip” which led to the small group of cottages of
+which the Frys’ home made one, when from the farmyard gate on the right
+a tall woman emerged carrying a jug of milk.
+
+“Be that you, Mrs. Fry? I stepped over to your place an hour ago, but
+there was no one at home.”
+
+“We all comed out to do a bit o’ Christmas shoppin’, Mrs. Sibley, d’ye
+see. But I’m sorry I missed ye. Will ye step in and have a drop o’ tea
+wi’ us? Selina will hurry on and get it ready.”
+
+“No, thank ye,” returned Mrs. Sibley gloomily; “I’ll not go in now,
+Mrs. Fry--not when all your family’s about. I was a-lookin’ for a word
+wi’ ’ee confidential-like. I was a-wantin’ for to ax your advice, Mrs.
+Fry.”
+
+“Oh, and was ye?” said Mrs. Fry, much impressed. “Tell ’ee what--I’ll
+send the childern home wi’ ’Lina an’ I’ll step in to your place,
+Mrs. Sibley, my dear. But all Foyle’s family ’ull be there, won’t
+they?--there’ll not be much chance to talk private.”
+
+“There will, though,” returned Mrs. Sibley. “I sent the childern out
+wi’ their father a-purpose. Things is gettin’ serious, Mrs. Fry; but
+there! I can’t converse out here. Best let the matter bide till we be
+safe in my house.”
+
+Mrs. Fry hastily detached the small chubby hands of Halfred--she had
+a pretty taste in nomenclature--who was clinging to her skirts, and
+desiring the child to run home-along wi’ ’Lina, gave her undivided
+attention to her neighbour.
+
+“Not here,” said Mrs. Sibley impressively, as she began to ply her with
+questions; “at my house.”
+
+They turned aside into the first cottage of the group, and Mrs.
+Sibley, opening the gate, stalked in front of her crony along the
+flagged path, and flung open the house-door. Pausing in the middle of
+the kitchen, she added emphatically, “In Foyle’s house I should say.”
+
+“It be the same thing, bain’t it?” returned Mrs. Fry cheerfully, “or
+like to be soon.”
+
+“Be it?” said Mrs. Sibley witheringly. “Be it, Martha?”
+
+Mrs. Fry set down her market-basket, and dropped into the nearest chair.
+
+“Lard, my dear, you do make I feel quite nervish. Be things a-goin’
+wrong?”
+
+Mrs. Sibley folded her arms, and surveyed her for a moment in silence.
+She was an angular woman with a frosty eye, which she now fixed grimly
+on Mrs. Fry.
+
+“I don’t say as they be a-goin’ wrong,” she remarked after a pause,
+“but they don’t seem to be a-goin’ right. Foyle, there, he haven’t got
+the spirit of a mouse.”
+
+“Hasn’t he said nothin’--nothin’ at all?” inquired Mrs. Fry, resting a
+plump hand on either knee and leaning forward.
+
+“Not a single word,” replied her friend; “that’s to say, not a word wi’
+any sense in it. An’ Sibley have been gone six months now, mind ye.”
+
+“So he have!” replied Mrs. Fry. “An’ ye mid say as you’ve been so good
+as a widder for nigh upon six year--ye mid indeed. A husband what’s in
+the ’sylum is worse nor no husband at all. An’ ye’ve a-been keepin’
+house for Foyle these four year, haven’t ye?”
+
+“Four year an’ two month,” responded Mrs. Sibley. “There, the very
+day after Mrs. Foyle were buried he did come to me an’ he says so
+plain-spoke as anything, ‘Mrs. Sibley,’ he says, ‘here be you a lone
+woman wi’out no family, an’ here be I wi’ all they little childern.
+Will ’ee come an’ keep house for I an’ look after ’em all? Ye’ll not
+be the loser by it,’ he says. So I looks him straight in the face: ‘I
+bain’t so sure o’ that, Mr. Foyle,’ I says. ‘I do look at it in this
+way, d’ye see. A woman has her chances,’ I says. ‘I don’t think Sibley
+’ull last so very long--they seldom does at the ’sylum--an’ then here
+be I, a lone woman, as you do say. I mid very well like to settle
+myself again; an’ if I go an’ bury myself so far away from town in a
+place where there’s sich a few neighbours, I don’t see what prospects
+I’ll have.’”
+
+“Well, that was straightforward enough,” commented Mrs. Fry. “He
+couldn’t make no mistakes about your meanin’.”
+
+“He could not,” agreed Mrs. Sibley triumphantly; “an’ what’s more,
+he didn’t. He up an’ spoke as plain as a man could speak. ‘Well,
+Mrs. Sibley,’ he says, ‘there’s a Fate what rules us all.’ He be
+always a-sayin’ off bits o’ po’try an’ sich-like as he gets from the
+gravestones, ye know.”
+
+“Ah,” remarked Mrs. Fry nodding, “being the sexton, of course, it do
+come nat’ral to ’en, don’t it?”
+
+“‘There’s a Fate what rules us all,’ he says,” resumed Mrs. Sibley,
+“‘an’ we didn’t ought to m’urn as if we had no hope. If you was a free
+’ooman, Mrs. Sibley--well, I’m a free man, and I’d make so good a
+husband as another. Maria did always find I so,’ he says.”
+
+“Well, the man couldn’t have said more.”
+
+“So you’d think. But why don’t he say summat now? There, I’ve a-kept
+his house an’ seen arter his childern for more nor four year. Time’s
+gettin’ on, ye know; I bain’t so young as I was.”
+
+Mrs. Fry began a polite disclaimer, but was overruled by the other.
+
+“I bain’t--’tisn’t in natur’ as I could be. I wer’ gettin’ a bit
+anxious this year when poor Sibley did seem to be hangin’ on so long,
+so I axed Rector to have ’en prayed for----”
+
+“A-h-h-h?” ejaculated Martha, as she paused. “An’ that did put the Lard
+in mind of ’en, I should think.”
+
+“It did put the Lard in mind of ’en,” agreed Mrs. Sibley with gusto.
+“The Lard see’d he warn’t no good to nobody in the ’sylum, an’ so he
+wer’ took.”
+
+“An’ Foyle have never come forward?” remarked Mrs. Fry, after a
+significant pause.
+
+“He’ve never made no offer, an’ he’ve never said a single word to show
+he were thinkin’ o’ sich a thing. Not _one word_, Mrs. Fry. I’ve given
+’en the chance many a time. A month arter poor Sibley was buried I says
+to ’en, ‘Here be I now, Mr. Foyle,’ I says, ‘a widow ’ooman, the same
+as you be a widow man’.”
+
+“An’ what did he say?” queried her neighbour eagerly.
+
+“Oh, summat about the ’opes of a glorious resurrection,” returned
+Mrs. Sibley scornfully. “An’ another time I says to ’en, ‘Mr. Foyle,’
+I says, ‘d’ye mind the talk what you an’ me did have when you first
+did ax I to keep house for ye?’ ‘What talk,’ says he. ‘Why,’ I says,
+‘about me bein’ free an’ you makin’ a good husband.’ ‘Free,’ says he
+sighin’; ‘this life’s a bondage, Mrs. Sibley.’ An’ off he went.”
+
+“Ah!” commented Mrs. Fry, “he wer’ thinkin’ o’ them verses what’s wrote
+on old Farmer Reed’s tombstone. I mind they do begin this way:--
+
+ ‘This life is but a bondage,
+ My soul at last is free.’”
+
+“That’s it,” agreed Mrs. Sibley nodding. “I says to ’en this marnin’,
+‘Mr. Foyle,’ I says, ‘the New Year’s a-comin’, an’ I think there ought
+to be some change in the early part of it for you an’ me.’ ‘I don’t
+want no changes,’ he says; ‘I’m very well satisfied as I be.’ I’m
+gettin’ desperate, Mrs. Fry.”
+
+“Well, ’tis very onconsiderate,” returned Martha, “very. I’m sure ye’ve
+said all ye could an’ done all ye could. ’Tis hard, too, for a woman to
+have to go a-droppin’ hints an’ a-takin’ the lead in such a delicate
+matter. I’m sure I don’t know what to advise, my dear.”
+
+Mrs. Sibley rubbed her nose, and gazed at her friend meditatively.
+
+“I’m about the only ’ooman in this ’ere place as Foyle could get to
+keep house for him,” she remarked. “I’ll tell ’ee what I’ll do, Mrs.
+Fry--I’ll march! Leastways,” she added, correcting herself, “I’ll tell
+’en I be goin’. We’ll see how he’ll like that.”
+
+“Ye mid try it,” said Martha reflectively; “it ’ud be a bit ark’ard,
+though, if he was to take ’ee at your word.”
+
+“He’ll not do that,” returned Mrs. Sibley, continuing emphatically:
+“Now, Mrs. Fry, my dear, I’ll expect ’ee to act the part of a friend
+by me. If he do ax ye to lend ’en a hand or send over Selina to help
+’en, don’t ye go for to do no such thing.”
+
+“I won’t,” promised Mrs. Fry.
+
+“An’ if he do say anything to ’ee about my leavin’, do ye jist let on
+as my mind be quite made up.”
+
+“I will,” said Mrs. Fry.
+
+“I’ll start packin’ at once then, to show ’en as I be in earnest,” said
+Mrs. Sibley, with a dry chuckle as her friend rose.
+
+No sooner had Mrs. Fry edged through the narrow door with her
+market-basket than Mrs. Sibley set to work.
+
+When Mr. Foyle, who united the double functions of carrier and sexton,
+unhitched the horse from his van, and, having seen to the animal’s
+comfort, went indoors, he was surprised to find his children, who had
+preceded him into the house, standing with scared faces round the
+packing-case, which occupied the centre of the kitchen, while Mrs.
+Sibley, with an air of great determination, was stowing away various
+articles therein.
+
+“Hullo!” cried he, pausing in the doorway. “What’s the matter here?
+Isn’t tea ready?”
+
+“You’d best put on the kettle, Florence,” said Mrs. Sibley, turning to
+the eldest child. “I haven’t had time to ’tend to it. Oh, be that you,
+Mr. Foyle? Would you kindly hand me down that there clock? I’m afeard
+the childern mid break it. Henery, just roll up that door-mat an’ fetch
+it here.”
+
+“Dear heart alive, what be about, Mrs. Sibley?” ejaculated honest
+Foyle. “You haven’t had no bad noos, I hope?”
+
+“Oh, no noos at all, Mr. Foyle. Nothin’ noo do never come a-nigh this
+’ere place. I be goin’ to have a bit of a change--I did tell ’ee this
+marnin’ as I wanted a change, didn’t I? I be a-goin’ to shift, Mr.
+Foyle.”
+
+“To shift!” ejaculated the sexton.
+
+He slowly unwound the lengths of black and white comforter which were
+swathed about his neck, gaping at her the while.
+
+“You’d best make tea, hadn’t you?” remarked Mrs. Sibley, ostentatiously
+counting over the plated spoons which were her property. “Florence ’ud
+very likely scald herself.”
+
+The sexton dropped heavily into the nearest chair.
+
+“Ye bain’t goin’ away to-night!” he gasped.
+
+Mrs. Sibley straightened herself and eyed him reflectively. It might be
+a little awkward to say she _was_ leaving that night, for if by chance
+he _did_ take her at her word, she had not the remotest notion of where
+she could go.
+
+“Not to-night,” she said at length, with the air of one making a
+concession. “I reckon to-morrow ’ull be time enough.”
+
+Florence laid down the teapot and approached, her eyes round with
+consternation.
+
+“Ye’re never goin’ to leave us on Christmas Day!” she ejaculated. “Oh,
+Auntie!”
+
+“Auntie” was the title unanimously bestowed on Mrs. Sibley by the young
+Foyles, and accepted by that lady pending its exchange for a more
+intimate one.
+
+In a moment Florence burst into tears, and the other children
+immediately followed suit, little Rosanna being indeed so overcome by
+her feelings that she was constrained to lie on the floor and scream.
+
+Mrs. Sibley stooped over her and set her on her feet. Beneath her stiff
+and somewhat chilly demeanour she had a warm enough heart, and was
+sincerely attached to her charges, particularly the youngest, whom she
+had brought up from infancy.
+
+“Ye’ll have to get another Auntie, my dear,” she remarked, winking away
+a tear. “And ’tis to be hoped as she’ll take as good care of you as
+I’ve a-done.”
+
+The sexton breathed hard, but did not venture to protest, and Henery,
+after rubbing his eyes on his jacket sleeve, inquired in a reproachful
+tone why Auntie was going away.
+
+“I wants a change, my dears,” reiterated Mrs. Sibley, bestowing a
+gentle shake on Rosanna, as a means of bringing her round, for the
+child, following her favourite mode of procedure when her feelings were
+too many for her, was rapidly growing black in the face. “I did tell
+Father so this marnin’--Father knows. He bain’t surprised, I’m sure.
+What must be, must be!” summed up Mrs. Sibley oracularly. Thereupon
+casting an inquiring eye round the room, she descried the warming-pan,
+which was hanging behind the door, pounced upon it, and stowed it away
+in the packing-case on top of the hearthrug.
+
+Silence reigned for some moments, broken only by the sobs of the
+children and the rustling of Mrs. Sibley’s packing-papers.
+
+“Ye’d best give the children their tea, Mr. Foyle,” she remarked,
+looking up presently. “They be in need of it, poor things. There,
+don’t ye cry so, Florence. Ye’ll be gettin’ another Auntie soon--at
+least, I hope so. Though reelly I don’t quite see who ye can call in,
+Mr. Foyle, I don’t indeed. I passed the remark to Mrs. Fry to-day, an’
+she said she was sure she didn’t know who you could turn to. Her own
+hands was full, she said. Poor ’Lina was worked a deal too hard for a
+maid of her age, already. Them was her words. But sit down to your tea,
+do, Mr. Foyle. Get the bread, Florence; ’tis time for you to be growin’
+handy. ’Tis you as ’ull have to be keepin’ the house most like.”
+
+It might have been the result of Florence’s emotion, or it might have
+been owing to the fact that the shelf was a high one and Florence’s
+arms were short, but in some way or other in reaching down the loaf she
+managed to tumble it into the coal-box.
+
+Foyle rose hastily, pushed the child on one side, picked up the loaf,
+dusted it with his sleeve, set it on the table, and went out, banging
+the door behind him.
+
+As the sound of his retreating footsteps echoed down the path, Mrs.
+Sibley rose to her feet and smiled upon the children, who were now
+sobbing afresh.
+
+“There, don’t ye make such a fuss,” she remarked soothingly. “Father’s
+a bit upset; ye mustn’t mind that. Get on with your teas, dears. There,
+ye may have a bit of jam to it to-night, as it’s Christmas Eve; and
+afterwards we’ll stick up some green, and you must all hang up your
+stockin’s and see what you’ll find there in the marnin’.”
+
+Cheerfulness was immediately restored; little faces grimed by tears
+smiled afresh; plates were extended for plentiful helpings of
+blackberry jam, and soon little tongues were gleefully discussing the
+morrow’s prospects, and particularly the treasures which might be
+looked for in the stockings.
+
+“But I’ve only got such a ’ittle stockin’,” lisped Rosanna,
+contemplating a chubby leg, which was, indeed, but imperfectly
+protected by about three inches of sock. “My stockin’ won’t hold half
+so much as the others.”
+
+“There, I’ll lend you one of mine, then,” said Auntie, graciously; and,
+going to the chest of drawers in the corner, she drew forth a pair of
+her own substantial stockings, and presented one to the child.
+
+As the children retired for the night, Henery paused beside her for a
+moment.
+
+“You won’t truly go to-morrow, Auntie?” he pleaded coaxingly.
+
+Mrs. Sibley paused a moment, and in the interval the sound of the
+sexton’s slouching step was heard without, and his hand fumbled at the
+latch.
+
+“It do all depend on Father, Henery,” said Mrs. Sibley, raising her
+voice slightly. “He do know very well as I do want a change.”
+
+Mr. Foyle entered, looking weary and depressed, and sat down in his
+customary chair. Mrs. Sibley cast a searching glance round the kitchen,
+and, possessing herself of a pair of spotted china dogs which adorned
+the mantel-piece, added them to her collection, and retired.
+
+The sexton lit his pipe, and had been smoking in gloomy silence for
+some time, when Mrs. Sibley re-entered. Going to the dresser, and
+opening a drawer, she abstracted a number of oranges, nuts, crackers,
+and other such wares, and filled her apron with them.
+
+“What be them for?” inquired the sexton diffidently.
+
+“Why, they be surprises for the childern,” returned she.
+
+“Ah,” rejoined John Foyle, “surprises, be they?”
+
+“Yes,” said Mrs. Sibley, “they do look for ’em reg’lar, they do. I do
+always fill their stockin’s wi’ ’em every Christmas.”
+
+“Oh,” said the sexton, “put their surprises in their stockin’s, do ’ee?”
+
+Mrs. Sibley nodded and withdrew, leaving John sunk in profound thought.
+
+“This ’ere be a vale o’ tears,” he remarked presently, as he knocked
+the ashes out of his pipe. He rose, went to the table, turned up
+the lamp a little more, and fetching pen, ink and paper from the
+window-sill on which they usually reposed, sat down to indite a letter.
+It cost him much labour and thought, but, after all, it was a brief
+enough document. When completed it ran thus: “If Mrs. Sibley will meet
+Mr. Foyle in the churchyard to-morrow morning about nine o’clock when
+nobody’s about she will hear of something to your advantage. Yours
+truly, John Foyle.”
+
+“I couldn’t,” said the sexton to himself, “put the question in any sort
+of public way. The childern is in and out, and the neighbours mid pop
+in. The churchyard is best and most nat’ral.”
+
+He folded the letter, put it in an envelope, and addressed it; then,
+looking round, descried hanging over a chair-back one of Mrs. Sibley’s
+stockings--the fellow to the one she had lent little Rosanna.
+
+“The very thing!” exclaimed John. “The Christmas surprises do always go
+in stockin’s. It’ll be a surprise for she, I d’ ’low--not but what she
+didn’t look for it,” he added with a grim chuckle.
+
+He placed the letter in the stocking, fastened it securely with a loop
+of string, and, going cautiously upstairs, slung it over Mrs. Sibley’s
+door-handle. He paused a moment, winking to himself, and then made his
+way on tiptoe to his own room.
+
+The usual Christmas bustle and excitement prevailed in the little
+household next morning. The children ecstatically compared notes over
+their fruit and toys; the sexton himself was quite unaccountably
+jovial, with a nervous kind of joviality nevertheless, hardly venturing
+to glance in Mrs. Sibley’s direction. She, on her side, wore a sedate,
+not to say chastened, aspect, and was attired in her deepest “weeds”.
+
+Foyle’s jocularity diminished after a time, and he set off for the
+churchyard in a depressed and uncomfortable frame of mind. What was the
+woman driving at--what more in the name of goodness could she want?
+
+He paced up and down the path nearest the gate for some time, and then,
+suddenly recalling the fact that he had not yet attended to the stove
+connected with the heating apparatus of the church, hurried off to
+accomplish this duty.
+
+On his return he descried a tall figure in black making its way, not
+towards him, but towards that portion of the churchyard wherein
+reposed the mortal remains of the lamented Mr. Sibley.
+
+After some hesitation the sexton followed, and Mrs. Sibley, having
+deposited a wreath of evergreens on the grave, turned round with a
+mournful expression.
+
+“At such times as these, Mr. Foyle,” she remarked, “the mind do
+nat’rally feel m’urnful.”
+
+“True, true!” agreed the sexton uncomfortably.
+
+“He was a good husband, Mr. Foyle,” said the widow in a melancholy tone.
+
+“To be sure,” said John doubtfully.
+
+“I shall never look upon his like again,” resumed Mrs. Sibley, shaking
+her head.
+
+The sexton glanced from her disconsolate face to the wreath of
+evergreens, and then back again. Mrs. Sibley was still shaking her head
+with an air of gentle resignation.
+
+“I think I’ll be goin’,” said Mr. Foyle with sudden desperation.
+“I thought you did step out to this ’ere churchyard with another
+intention.”
+
+Mrs. Sibley glanced at him in mild surprise.
+
+“Ye didn’t chance to get no letter this marnin’, I s’pose?” continued
+the sexton with some heat.
+
+“A letter!” repeated Mrs. Sibley.
+
+“E-es, the letter what I did put in your stockin’ for a surprise,”
+added John emphatically.
+
+Mrs. Sibley’s melancholy vanished as by magic; she smiled on the
+sexton, not only affably, but positively coyly.
+
+“An’ it _was_ a surprise!” she exclaimed, “it _was_ indeed. E-es, Mr.
+Foyle.”
+
+She paused again, and then, all scruples apparently vanquished by the
+delicacy of John’s attitude, she extended a bony hand from beneath the
+folds of her black shawl.
+
+“That’s why I’m here,” she said.
+
+
+
+
+THE CALL OF THE WOODS.
+
+
+Monday.--Even to the most casual observer the day of the week would
+have been announced by the appearance of the rambling village; the
+new-budding hedges were remorselessly weighted with household gear,
+fresh from the tub; the very grassplots were whitened with the same;
+but the gooseberry bushes were as yet unadorned with extraneous
+trophies, for as every one knows, a thrifty rustic housewife relegates
+the washing and “getting up” of fine things to Tuesdays.
+
+The orchard of that popular house of entertainment, known as “The Three
+Choughs,” the weather-beaten sign of which bore the partly obliterated
+presentment of a triplet of birds unknown to naturalists--the orchard
+of “The Three Choughs,” I say, was no exception to the general rule.
+From the gnarled branches of pear- and plum-tree depended many wavering
+tokens of Mrs. Cluett’s industry; the clothes lines were weighted with
+the like; and Alice, her rosy-cheeked daughter, went periodically to
+and fro from wash-house to hedge with a basket poised on one sturdy
+hip, or, for the sake of variety, set jauntily aloft on her curly head.
+
+The bar was left to take care of itself; at that hour callers were
+unlikely. Noontide was past, evening had not yet come; if any stray
+wagoner or chance bicyclist were in need of refreshment he had but to
+uplift his voice, or to knock on the worn panels of the door leading
+from the taproom to Mrs. Cluett’s private premises. Many succeeding
+generations of knuckles had, indeed, removed the last vestige of paint
+from the panels in question, and indued them with a fine mellow tint of
+their own.
+
+Nevertheless Mrs. Cluett was enjoying herself so much in the midst of
+her suds, so thoroughly absorbed in soaping and kneading and wringing,
+that such a summons was thrice repeated without effect; and it was
+not until Alice, returning from one of her expeditions to the hedge,
+chanced to glance casually at the taproom window that the impatient
+customer contrived to attract attention.
+
+Seeing a man’s face peering discontentedly through the latticed panes,
+and hearing a corresponding voice repeatedly shouting, Alice set down
+her basket and hurried into the house.
+
+“We don’t often have no one callin’ at this time o’ day,” she remarked
+with a pleasant smile, by way of greeting.
+
+The man gave his order for a pint of beer without noticing the intended
+apology, and dropped into one of the wooden chairs allotted to
+customers.
+
+Alice glanced at him askance as she set jug and glass before him. A
+tall young fellow, not more than twenty-five, with a face browned by
+sun and wind till it was as dark as a gipsy’s, thick, black hair, good
+features, and the strangest eyes that the girl had ever beheld in a
+human face. They were like hawk’s eyes, keen and clear, and with that
+fixed, far-away look peculiar to the eyes of a bird or beast of prey.
+Yet the man’s face was not a cruel face, and by-and-by, meeting Alice’s
+questioning gaze, he smiled hesitatingly.
+
+Alice was a good girl, and had always been well looked after by her
+mother; but it was part of the business of life, as she conceived
+it, to enter frankly into conversation with all who chanced to need
+refreshment at “The Three Choughs;” and she was interested in each,
+from the oldest customer to the latest and most casual caller.
+
+“Where be come from?” inquired Alice, now propping herself against
+the lintel of the door, and surveying the stranger with undisguised
+curiosity.
+
+He wore corduroys and leggings, and yet was no gamekeeper; he carried
+a small bundle and a sturdy stick, but she felt sure that he was not a
+tramp.
+
+He jerked his thumb over his shoulder, looking at her for a moment
+before replying; his words came at last slowly, as though he were
+unused to much speech.
+
+“Yonder,” he said, “Chudbury way.”
+
+Alice glibly ran through the names of several villages, with an
+interrogative pause after each, and the newcomer shook his head in
+every case, without, however, further attempting to enlighten her.
+
+She stopped at length, evidently at a loss, and the man, setting down
+his glass, laughed suddenly, a joyous, good-humoured laugh, pleasant to
+hear.
+
+“You be fair beat, my maid,” said he. “But I do ’low you’d not be
+so very much the wiser if I was to tell ’ee. I be come from Tewley
+Warren--that’s where I be come from.” He dropped his voice and his
+face clouded over. “That’s where I’ve a-lived all my life,” he added.
+
+“Why have ’ee left now, then?” inquired Alice.
+
+“I didn’t leave o’ my own free will--ye mid be sure o’ that,” said he.
+
+Alice looked up inquiringly, and he continued after a pause, still
+slowly and somewhat hesitatingly, as though he found it difficult to
+lay hold of the words he needed.
+
+“I did live there wi’ my wold father; and when he shifted to the New
+House, Squire wasn’t willin’ for I to go on a-livin’ there. He did want
+our place for one o’ the keepers--a married man wi’ a fam’ly--he didn’t
+hold, he said, wi’ lettin’ a young chap, same as I, bide there--he did
+turn I out--to speak plain.”
+
+“Oh--h,” said Alice commiseratingly. “’Twas a bit hard, I d’ ’low.”
+
+“It was mortal hard,” said he.
+
+He raised the tumbler of beer to his lips, but set it down again
+untasted.
+
+“To give Squire his due,” he said, “he did offer to keep I on for
+the same money what I did have when the wold man were livin’, but I
+wouldn’t have it. ‘No, sir,’ says I, ‘I bain’t a-goin’ to be takin’
+orders in the place where I did use to be my own master’--’twas jist
+same as if I was my own master when my father were alive; he didn’t
+never interfere wi’ I, poor wold chap.”
+
+It was perhaps Alice’s fancy that a momentary dimness veiled the hawk
+eyes--in any case it was only momentary.
+
+“So here I be,” summed up the ex-warrener conclusively.
+
+“Here you be,” echoed Alice; then, after a moment’s pause: “What be
+goin’ to do now?”
+
+“I don’t know,” said the man.
+
+“Where be goin’ to?”
+
+“I don’t know,” he said again.
+
+At this moment Mrs. Cluett’s voice was heard calling aloud for her
+daughter; that lady’s heavy foot presently sounded in the narrow
+passage without, and she burst into the room.
+
+“Dear, to be sure! Did ever a body see such a maid? Us so busy and
+clothes not half done wi’! And here ye must stand gawkin’ and gossipin’
+as if ’twas the middle of the week. There, drink up your beer, do, good
+man, and let’s ha’ done wi’ it.”
+
+She addressed these words to the newcomer in a somewhat softened tone,
+and he nodded good-humouredly.
+
+“All right, missus; I’ll not be long now,” he said, as he poured out
+his second glass.
+
+“There, for shame, mother, let the poor soul take his drink in peace,”
+whispered Alice. “He’s come far--from Tewley Warren; he’ve a-been
+turned out now his father be dead.”
+
+Mrs. Cluett, with a soapy hand on either hip, surveyed the young man
+curiously.
+
+“I did use to know Warrener Baverstock well,” she remarked slowly.
+“Warrener Baverstock up to Chudbury--e-es--I did use to know en.”
+
+“He were my father,” remarked the other, with a momentary gleam of
+pleasure in his eyes.
+
+“He did use to come here often and often,” continued Mrs. Cluett,
+emphatically. “He’d sit there--as mid be where you be a-sittin’
+now--and he’d take his glass, he would; a most respectable man he were.
+My poor husband were alive too in them days--ah, times is changed,
+bain’t they? Here be I, a poor widow woman wi’ my own livin’ to get,
+tho’ there’s them as did ought to be gettin’ it for I in my ancient
+years.”
+
+She paused to shake her head. Young Baverstock’s attention seemed to
+have wandered during the latter part of her speech, and he sipped his
+ale without evincing any curiosity as to the hint she had recently
+thrown out. After the manner of her kind, however, she at once
+proceeded to elucidate it.
+
+“’Tisn’t as if I didn’t have somebody as did ought to be a-doin’ for I.
+There’s my son--a big, strong, hearty chap--my right hand he did use to
+be--there’s a deal to be done about this here place, ye know.”
+
+“I do ’low there is,” agreed Baverstock absently.
+
+“’Tisn’t only the public,” she continued, “tho’ I d’ ’low it be a bit
+hard for two women to have to manage all they menfolk--but there’s a
+bit of a farm to be seen to. Well, when I say a farm I do mean a couple
+o’ cows and a few pigs and chicken and that; and we do always grow our
+own spuds and greens, you know, and a few ranks o’ roots to help out
+wi’ for the cows in the winter. A man be wanted for all that kind o’
+work, and it do seem hard as I should have to throw away my dibs to
+strangers when I mid have my own flesh and blood a-workin’ for nothin’.”
+
+“It do,” agreed Baverstock, this time with more attention. “Why don’t
+your son do it then?” he inquired after a pause.
+
+“Why?” repeated Mrs. Cluett in a tone of deep disgust. “Because he’ve
+a-been and gone and got married--that’s why, the unnat’ral fellow,” she
+added witheringly.
+
+The young man surveyed her without hazarding a remark; those strange
+eyes of his remained as impassive as ever, but the corners of his mouth
+turned slightly upwards.
+
+“I warn’t a-goin’ to let en bring his wife here,” continued the old
+woman. “I didn’t never fancy her, and ’twas again’ my will he did take
+up wi’ her. ‘You don’t bring her here,’ I says.--‘Then I don’t stop
+here,’ says he. ‘All right, my lad,’ says I, ‘ye can march!’ So he
+marched. He be a-workin’ over to new brewery now--down in the town.”
+
+Baverstock apparently considered that this communication called for no
+comment; at all events he made none.
+
+Mrs. Cluett, who had wrought herself up to the point of exposing the
+full extent of her grievances, was no whit abashed by his silence,
+however, and continued excitedly.
+
+“The menfolk--there! they do seem to think a poor lone ’ooman fit for
+nothin’ but to make a laughin’ stock on. Dear heart alive, ’tis enough
+to drive a body silly! Us can’t seem to find a decent civil-spoke chap
+nowheres, can us, Alice? The minute a thing is not to their likin’ up
+they comes wi’ their sauce and their impudence, and off they goes.”
+
+The young man gazed at her with an increasing interest:--
+
+“You be short-handed now, then, be ye?” asked he.
+
+Mrs. Cluett threw back her head with an ironical laugh.
+
+“Short-handed! We be, so to speak, wi’out no hands at all. The last boy
+as worked here marched off o’ Saturday. Turned up his nose at his good
+victuals, and answered I back when I spoke my mind to him about it. I’m
+sure I don’t know where to look for another. And the ’taters bain’t all
+in yet, and there’s such a deal to do in this here place.”
+
+Adam Baverstock pushed back his chair and gazed at her for a moment
+reflectively.
+
+“I do ’low I mid serve your turn so well as another,” said he, in a
+calm and impartial tone, as of one in no way concerned in the issue.
+
+Mrs. Cluett surveyed him dubiously, but Alice surreptitiously nipped
+her mother’s elbow.
+
+“Do seem to be a likely chap,” she murmured.
+
+Still with the judicial air befitting one about to conclude a bargain,
+Mrs. Cluett put various questions to the would-be assistant, her
+countenance brightening perceptibly as she ascertained that he had
+some knowledge of the management of cows, his father having kept one
+during the latter years of his life, that he knew all about pigs, that
+he didn’t care what he turned his hand to, and that he was by no means
+particular in the matter of wages.
+
+“I don’t seem to know what to do next,” he explained. “I mid be lookin’
+about me here, and I could fill in the time till you can light upon
+a man to your likin’. There’s one thing,” he added with that flicker
+of the lip which Alice had noted before, “I bain’t one as ’ull ever
+give ye impudence--I bain’t one as cares for much talk--I bain’t used
+to it, d’ye see. The wold man and me--there! There was weeks when we
+didn’t so much as give each other the time o’ day.”
+
+“Dear, to be sure! To think o’ that now,” said Alice, whose tongue was
+wont to wag pretty freely. “Wasn’t it terr’ble lonesome for ye?”
+
+“I didn’t ever feel it so,” returned Adam, “there’s a deal o’ company
+in the woods, and company as don’t want talkin’ to,” he added with a
+laugh.
+
+Mrs. Cluett now proceeded to enter into practical details. Adam’s
+bundle contained, it seemed, all his worldly goods, a large wardrobe
+having been considered unnecessary in Tewley Warren, and such few
+sticks of furniture as the old man possessed having been purchased by
+his successor. He was therefore unhampered by any great need for space
+in his new quarters; yet he looked round the attic assigned to him with
+a clouded face, noting which, his mistress sarcastically inquired if he
+didn’t find it big enough.
+
+“Oh, ’tis big enough,” he returned; “big enough if a man can breathe in
+it.”
+
+He opened the tiny casement, and looked out:--
+
+“I can see one tree,” he exclaimed, in a tone of relief.
+
+“And what mid ye want with trees?” she inquired. “You won’t need to be
+lookin’ out much when ye’ve a-had a proper good day’s work.”
+
+And thereupon, informing him that it was time to “sarve pigs,” and
+directing him as to the whereabouts of the meal-bucket, she descended
+to her own long neglected wash-tub.
+
+Alice, however, still lingered in the passage, and observed that, as
+Adam took off his coat preparatory to setting to work, he paused, with
+an odd little laugh to himself.
+
+“I was near forgetting you,” said he, peering into one of its capacious
+pockets and apparently addressing something inside.
+
+“What have ye got there?” inquired Alice.
+
+Adam carefully hung up the coat on a nail, thrust his hand into the
+pocket aforesaid, and produced a very small rabbit--a little furry ball
+with downy semi-transparent ears and bright beady eyes.
+
+“I had to bring he along of I,” he explained, as he stroked the little
+creature which sat quite contentedly in his brown palm.
+
+“How did you make en so tame?” asked Alice.
+
+“I’ve had en nigh upon a week now. ’Tis thanks to I he warn’t made
+a stoat’s breakfast on. They stoats--they be terr’ble varmint. I be
+always on the look-out for ’em. Well, this here little chap was bein’
+dragged along by a big ’un when I chanced to spy the pair of ’em. I
+made an end of Maister Stoat and I did take the little ’un home-along.
+He couldn’t feed hisself, poor little thing, but we made shift, didn’t
+us, little ’un? There, he can drink out of a teaspoon so sensible as a
+Christian.”
+
+“Do ’ee let I give en a drap o’ milk now,” cried Alice eagerly.
+
+The little rabbit justified his owner’s proud assertion, and after
+refreshing himself in the manner indicated, was comfortably stowed away
+in a hay-lined basket.
+
+“I were pure glad to bring he along of I,” said Adam, for the nonce
+communicative; “he’ll mind me o’ the woods, d’ye see. And I’ve
+a-brought these, too.”
+
+Thrusting his hand inside his waistcoat he brought out a few young fir
+shoots, green and tender, and deliciously aromatic as he bruised them
+with his strong fingers.
+
+“Smell!” he exclaimed, thrusting them suddenly under Alice’s pretty
+little freckled nose.
+
+She sniffed, and remarked without enthusiasm that it was a nice smell
+enough.
+
+“There’s n’ar another like it,” said Adam gruffly; and replacing them
+in his bosom he strode away to attend to the wants of the pigs.
+
+Decidedly the new man-of-all-work at the Three Choughs was a queer
+fellow; all who came to the place agreed in this estimate of him. He
+worked well, but yet, as Mrs. Cluett frequently averred, as if “he
+didn’t have no heart in it”; he was steady, civil, and obliging enough,
+but so silent, so unaccountably silent, that the regular visitors to
+the little inn could make nothing of him.
+
+The only person who could ever induce him to talk was Alice Cluett, and
+then it was at rare moments, and upon odd, and, to her, uninteresting
+topics.
+
+One evening he called out to her excitedly as she was crossing the
+little yard, declaring that he smelt the dew.
+
+Alice paused beside him, inhaling the sweet air of the spring dusk with
+inquiring nostrils.
+
+“They’ve a-been mowin’ over t’ Rectory to-day,” said she, “I see’d
+gardener gettin’ the machine out--’tis the first time this spring. ’Tis
+the cut grass what you do smell I do ’low.”
+
+“Nay,” cried Adam eagerly, “’tis the dew. Who’s to know it so well as
+me, my maid? Haven’t I stood and smelt it time and again yonder in the
+woods at Chudbury? ’Tis the dew on the young leaves and the noo grass.
+I used to tramp it down, and then stan’ still to smell it. The Warren
+must be lookin’ fine now.”
+
+Even in the dusk she could see his eyes dilate, and that tell-tale
+mouth of his curl upwards.
+
+“And there’s scarce a tree to be seen here,” he sighed presently.
+
+“Lard,” said practical Alice, “what a man you be, Adam! There’s plenty
+o’ things more worth lookin’ at than trees, I d’ ’low. There’s fields
+wi’ the crops comin’ on so nice, and the river, and the road wi’ all
+the folks’ traps an’ carts and wagons, and there’s the gardens wi’
+flowers and ’taters and everything, and there’s men and women, an’--an’
+maids,” she added, tilting her chin saucily.
+
+Adam brought back his eyes from the distant vision upon which they had
+been feasting to another vision nearer at hand, and his face relaxed.
+
+“Ah, there’s maids,” he agreed. “I never knowed any maid afore I knowed
+you, Alice. There’s times when----”
+
+He broke off suddenly.
+
+“There’s times when--what?” she inquired with interest.
+
+“I could a’most be glad sometimes that I did come away from the
+Warren,” said he. “I’m glad to know ye, Alice.”
+
+“Oh, and are ye?” rejoined she with a somewhat tremulous laugh.
+
+“E-es,” returned Adam reflectively, “I’ve see’d maids now and then when
+I did use to come down to buy a few little oddments in the town, but I
+never took no notice of them--I never knowed any of them. I be glad to
+know you, Alice.”
+
+Alice made no answer. She picked a leaf from the hedge and chewed it.
+Had it not been so dark Adam might have noticed the sudden rush of
+colour that overspread her face.
+
+“The chaps hereabouts do often seem to go out a-walkin’ wi’ maids,”
+resumed Adam. “I were a-thinkin’--you and me mid go a-walkin’
+sometimes.”
+
+“We mid,” she agreed.
+
+“Sunday, maybe?” suggested Adam, with a sudden note of exultation in
+his voice. “If you could get off for a good long bit, Alice, we mid
+step up to Oakleigh Woods. I haven’t been there yet, but they do tell I
+they’re splendid.”
+
+“They’re nice enough,” said Alice, somewhat dubiously. “We’ll have to
+see what mother says,” she added.
+
+“Do ye ax her then,” suggested Adam.
+
+Alice moved away from him, and glanced back over her shoulder.
+
+“Maybe I will,” said she.
+
+Mrs. Cluett, on being consulted, was at first doubtful and inclined to
+be irate.
+
+“This do seem like coortin’,” she remarked severely.
+
+Alice twisted the corner of her apron without replying. It certainly
+did look rather like courting.
+
+“Be you and that chap thinking o’ bein’ sweethearts?” resumed Mrs.
+Cluett.
+
+Alice raised defiant dark eyes: “’Twouldn’t be no such very great harm
+if we was,” she returned. “He be a likely chap, Adam be; he’ve a-got
+a few pounds laid by, and if him an’ me was to make a match of it you
+wouldn’t need to pay en no wage.”
+
+This was a practical aspect of the affair which had not hitherto struck
+Mrs. Cluett; her countenance relaxed.
+
+“But he haven’t axed I yet,” said Alice discreetly.
+
+Mrs. Cluett drew a long breath.
+
+“Well I haven’t got no objections to your walking out wi’ he on Sunday,
+my dear,” she remarked condescendingly; and Alice dropped her apron and
+went away smiling.
+
+Sunday came, and the pair duly set forth, Mrs. Cluett watching their
+departure from the kitchen window, not without some elation, for indeed
+her maid was, as she said to herself, a fine piece, and Adam, as he
+strode along by her side, was “so well set-up as a granadier”.
+
+Alice chattered away gaily while they walked, tucking up her pretty
+blue skirt to show her starched white petticoat, while her curly head,
+under its rose-crowned hat, turned this way and that as they passed
+friends and neighbours. Other heads turned to gaze after her, and
+many jests and laughs were exchanged, and not a few sly innuendos as
+to the possible outcome of events. Alice would laugh and blush then,
+and glance surreptitiously at Adam; but the ex-warrener was more
+taciturn even than usual that day, and though his face wore a contented
+expression, he appeared to take little heed of his surroundings.
+
+Presently the girl became silent, and by-and-by distinctly cross; she
+lagged a little behind Adam; once or twice she stumbled, and once
+paused, having tripped over a stone.
+
+“What be to do?” inquired Adam, bringing down his eyes all at once from
+the horizon, where the irregular parti-coloured lines of Oakleigh Wood
+had hitherto held his gaze.
+
+“You do walk so fast,” complained Alice, “and the road be so
+rough--and--” in a still more aggrieved tone--“all the other boys and
+maids what we do meet be a-walkin’ arm-in-crook.”
+
+“Come,” said Adam diffidently, “us can do that too, I suppose.”
+
+Alice curved her arm, and he, after a little practice, supported her
+elbow in the recognised fashion prescribed for courting-folk. He looked
+down at her with a softened expression as they advanced afresh.
+
+“Be enjoying of yourself, my maid?” he inquired.
+
+“E-es,” returned Alice dubiously. “Be you?”
+
+“Jist about!” said Adam, at which she brightened visibly.
+
+They now turned off the dusty road that for the last half-mile had
+climbed up almost perpendicularly, with the downs rolling away on one
+side and a carefully enclosed fir plantation skirting it on the other.
+A sheep-track that presently lost itself, wound away over the downs
+between patches of grass and low-growing thorn and elder bushes to
+where Oakleigh Wood spread its exquisite, undulating length invitingly
+before them. Adam quickened his pace; his whole face lightened and
+brightened in a manner of which it had not hitherto seemed capable;
+presently he began to sing in a rich ringing joyous voice, and Alice,
+clutching at his arm to stay his progress, exclaimed in amazement:--
+
+“You do seem quite another man to-day!” she cried half petulantly.
+
+“I d’ ’low I be another man,” answered he. “Let’s run, maidie, let’s
+run. Let’s get there.”
+
+He caught her by the hand, and the girl, infected by his excitement,
+raced with him at her topmost speed. Off they flew over the springing
+turf and only paused, laughing, when they reached the shelter of the
+belt of firs which stood at the outskirts of the wood. The cool green
+fragrance was refreshing after that breathless race in the fierce
+sunshine; Alice’s eyes were dancing and her heart leaping, but Adam
+had suddenly become grave again; when he spoke it was in a subdued
+voice almost as if he were in church, the girl thought. Nevertheless he
+looked very tenderly at her as he touched her lightly on the shoulder.
+
+“Now, maidie,” said he, “I be goin’ to show ye such things as ye did
+never see in your life--I be a-goin’ to let ye into a few of the
+secrets o’ this place.”
+
+“Ye’ve never been here yourself afore,” protested Alice.
+
+“I know ’em all the same,” returned Adam. “I do know all about woods. A
+squirrel, see! Look yon.”
+
+“Where?” whispered Alice.
+
+“On the big crooked branch there. Keep still, and he’ll come nigh us.”
+
+As they stood motionless the little creature did indeed come frolicking
+downwards from bough to bough, pausing to glance at them, leaping away
+in feigned terror, returning for closer inspection, then, evidently
+deciding that they were not, and could never have been, alive, and
+were, in consequence, not dangerous, sitting up, chattering, a yard or
+two above their heads. He was presently joined by a friend, or it might
+be a rival; a lively discussion ensued, a mad scamper, a protracted
+chase, the two finally disappearing in the inner depths of the wood.
+
+“Let’s go,” said Alice.
+
+She had been amused and interested, but felt nevertheless somewhat
+disappointed. This was the strangest courting she had ever heard of:
+it seemed hardly worth while to have walked three miles on a Sunday
+afternoon merely to watch the antics of a couple of squirrels. But Adam
+was perfectly happy; for the first time since he had left the Warren he
+found himself in his element and at ease.
+
+“If you do know how to treat ’em, birds and beasts is tame enough,” he
+remarked. “There, the very varmint ’ull be friendly wi’ you. There was
+a wold weasel yonder in the Warren what did use to have reg’lar games
+wi’ me. He knowed I were arter him, d’ye see, and he were that cunnin’
+he did lead I a dance for months and months. I do ’low the creature
+’j’yed it. When I did take en out o’ the gin at last he did grin up
+in my face as if he were a-sayin’ ‘ye be upsides wi’ me at last, wold
+chap!’--I could a’most have found it in my heart to let him go, but I
+dursn’t, along o’ my father. Hush, look!”
+
+A green woodpecker was climbing up the tree near which they had halted;
+the pair watched him until he took wing, and then pursued their way.
+Alice’s heart was sinking more and more; she yawned once or twice in a
+frank, undisguised way, and walked ever more slowly.
+
+“Hark!” cried Adam jubilantly, “the cuckoo. ’Tis the first time I’ve
+heard en--he be late to-year.”
+
+“Have ye got any money about ye?” inquired Alice eagerly. “Turn it
+round quick, if ye have.”
+
+“What for?”
+
+“Why, for luck, sure. Didn’t ye know that? You must turn your money
+first time you do hear cuckoo cry so as you’ll have plenty more
+to-year.”
+
+Adam’s fingers dropped from the waistcoat pocket where they had been
+vaguely fumbling.
+
+“What’s money to me?” he muttered, as, with head thrown back and brows
+frowning with eagerness, he followed the course of certain black specks
+which at that moment were flying high over the wood.
+
+“Wild duck!” he remarked presently.
+
+Alice turned on him in desperation.
+
+“Well, I be a-goin’ for to sit down,” she remarked. “I’ve a-brought a
+bit o’ summat to eat wi’ me.”
+
+She produced from the little basket which she had carried sundry slices
+of cake which she offered to Baverstock.
+
+“I did bring seed-cake a-purpose because you did say you liked it
+best,” she observed in an expectant tone. But Adam’s dark eyes
+continued to rove even while he ate, and his only response was
+inconsequent enough:--
+
+“Don’t it taste good out o’ door?”
+
+Alice edged away from him and munched in silence, and presently tears
+of mortification welled into her eyes. Adam, returning on tiptoe from a
+cautious expedition to inspect a nuthatch’s nest in the bole of a tree,
+suddenly took note of her woeful expression, and paused aghast.
+
+“What be cryin’ for, maidie?” he asked in so kind a tone, that the
+tears rolled down upon her cheeks, and a little unexpected sob burst
+forth.
+
+“I don’t know,” she murmured; then, petulantly: “I wish I hadn’t come!”
+
+Adam’s face fell.
+
+“Don’t ’ee like being here? I thought ye’d be so pleased.”
+
+The sense of injury now overcame maidenly reserve.
+
+“You do never say a word to I. You don’t so much as look at I. I mid be
+a stock or a stone,” she added passionately.
+
+Adam surveyed her with dawning comprehension; during the silence that
+intervened the rustling of the leaves could be heard, the distant notes
+of a lark circling upwards from the downs beyond the woods, the chirp
+of nestlings, the irrepressible laughter of a gleeful squirrel. Perhaps
+all this cheerful bustle of the sunshiny spring awoke in the man’s
+breast certain hitherto dormant instincts. He, too, was young, and love
+and springtime go hand-in-hand. He stooped, laid a tentative forefinger
+gently under Alice’s round chin, tilted it slightly, and gazed down
+into the tearful eyes.
+
+“Ye mustn’t cry, my maid,” said he, and then he kissed her.
+
+They came out of the wood as the sun was sinking, hand-in-hand as
+before, but walking sedately now, and with a glow upon their faces
+other than the glow which was dyeing the fir-boles crimson, and making
+the gorse flame.
+
+Alice was in the seventh heaven, and as for Adam, perhaps he too had
+learnt a new secret in the greenwood, the existence of which had been
+hitherto unguessed.
+
+“Well?” said Mrs. Cluett as the couple parted by the yard door.
+
+“Well,” returned Alice, with a conscious laugh.
+
+“You do seem to be gettin’ along,” pursued the mother.
+
+“E-es, we be gettin’ along,” conceded Alice, but no more would she say.
+
+She was subsequently forced to own to herself, however, that they did
+not get on very fast. Adam was incomprehensible to her, and frequently
+exasperating; and more than once he seemed puzzled and irritated by
+things that Alice said and did. Mrs. Cluett, for her part, blamed them
+both with equal impartiality. Now she would aver that Alice was a
+simpleton, now that Adam was a fool. Was the thing to be or was it not
+to be? she wanted to know; even if it was to be Mrs. Cluett was not
+sure that she cared so very much about it; but if it was not to be,
+there was no manner of use in Alice wasting her time.
+
+Meanwhile the couple walked together frequently, talked little, and
+quarrelled more than once. On that warm June night, for instance,
+when Adam, rolling himself in his blanket, stretched himself in the
+orchard to sleep under the stars, Alice’s indignation was to the full
+as great as her mother’s; while the day the girl refused Adam’s offer
+of pine-cones for her fire, on the ground that they popped like pistols
+and smelt of turpentine, her lover’s resentment had flashed forth in
+words fierce and strong.
+
+“You do never seem to care for the things what I like,” he summed up.
+
+To each the other was an unknown quantity; the mutual attraction was
+almost counterbalanced by a shyness begotten of the knowledge of being
+misunderstood.
+
+The crisis came one summer’s night--a night long remembered in the
+village, for there broke such a storm over the land as had not been
+known, the old folks said, since the days of their childhood. A
+brooding and oppressive stillness reigned at first, and then came
+lightning that seemed to split the heavens, and thunder that roared
+like a thousand menacing cannons. Alice sat crouched in a corner with a
+face as white as a sheet and her fingers in her ears; and Mrs. Cluett
+hurried round the house, closing doors and windows, and fastening
+shutters. As she was about to shut the door leading to the yard, a
+sudden flash revealed to her a motionless figure standing without, a
+few paces away.
+
+“Dear heart alive! ’Tis never you, Adam.”
+
+She had seen his face transfigured in the momentary gleam, the eyes
+exultant, the lips parted in rapture.
+
+“Isn’t it grand?” came Adam’s voice, tremulous with excitement, as the
+darkness enfolded him once more, and the mystic artillery crashed over
+their heads.
+
+“The chap’s daft!” exclaimed Mrs. Cluett. “Come in this minute. You’ll
+be struck dead afore me eyes. We don’t want no carpses in the house, do
+us, Alice?”
+
+But Alice made no response.
+
+“Lard save us!” ejaculated Mrs. Cluett, as a new flash lit up all the
+surrounding country, revealing the cattle huddled together in the
+adjacent fields, the hedges, the trees, Adam’s face, eager, enraptured,
+as before. She darted out and seized him by the arm.
+
+“Come in, I tell ’ee,” she cried. “I’ll not have ye standing there no
+more.”
+
+As he turned towards her half-dazed, she dragged him in, and had shut
+and bolted the door before he recovered his wits. The air was stifling
+inside the house; the paraffin lamp reeked; the gusts of storm-wind
+which arose every now and then puffed volumes of acrid wood smoke down
+the chimney.
+
+“A man mid choke here,” growled Adam.
+
+“To bed wi’ ye then!” cried Mrs. Cluett indignantly. “Us be a-goin’
+too--’tis late enough.”
+
+She took up the lamp as she spoke, and roused Alice by a jerk of the
+sleeve. Adam went creaking upstairs, and threw himself dressed upon
+his bed. The atmosphere of his little attic-room, sun-baked as it had
+been through all that breathless day, was like that of a furnace; he
+felt his brain reel and was oppressed almost to suffocation. The storm
+continued, flash after flash playing on his narrow window; he could see
+the tip of his one fir-tree, now motionless, transfixed as it were, now
+swaying in a puff of wind that died away as suddenly as it came.
+
+The house was very silent now, and permeated by the odour of Mrs.
+Cluett’s recently extinguished lamp. Adam sat up gasping. He thought
+of the Warren--of the close-growing trees stretching away about the
+free and happy man who dwelt beneath them. Once he, too, had stood with
+the woods wrapping him round, and the stars of heaven over his head.
+Tewley must look grand to-night. As he thought of it the dark shadowy
+forms of the trees seemed to press upon him; he could hear their deep
+breathing, and share their expectancy.
+
+Ha! there was a flash. How it would light up the beeches and play
+among the pines. Now the thunder! it would roar and reverberate among
+those billowing trees. The rain would come soon. First there would be
+a rush of wind, and ash and oak and beech would rustle and shiver, and
+the larches sway down all their slender length. And then, while the
+trees were bending and rocking, the rain would come--the cold, heavy,
+glorious rain. Adam caught his breath as he thought of it--how it would
+come down, hissing among the leaves, splashing on the hot ground! How
+good the wet earth would smell, every strand of moss and fibre of grass
+adding its own spicy fragrance.
+
+He leaped from his bed and almost at the same moment the tree outside
+his window was caught by a whirling wind and snapped. Then something
+seemed to snap, too, in Adam’s brain and he laughed aloud. What was
+he doing there, in that suffocating room, when he was free to go that
+moment, if he chose, to Tewley Woods? What should hold him back--what
+should keep him? If he made haste he might yet reach the Warren in time
+for the rain.
+
+In another moment he was out of the house, and when the next flash of
+lightning came it revealed a flying figure scudding along the whiteness
+of the road.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Alice cried bitterly over the defection of her wild man of the woods,
+but she consoled herself in time, and took a mate more to her mind,
+a practical person who sowed cabbages in the flower-border, and
+considered the view of the new brewery the finest in the neighbourhood.
+
+But Adam Baverstock had passed for ever out of her life; as silently as
+he had come from the shadow of the trees into the spring sunshine, so
+had he vanished in the summer storm.
+
+
+
+
+THE HOME-COMING OF DADA.
+
+
+“I knew he was bound to be one of the first,” said Mrs. Bunce
+triumphantly. “Why, he’ve a-been out there ever since the war broke
+out. Two year and seven month he’ve a-been there--and the hardships
+he’s been through, and the fightin’ he’s done! There, I can’t think how
+ever the Government had the heart to keep en out so long.”
+
+“There’s others what have been out jist same as he have,” returned
+her neighbour plaintively. “My Jan now--such a good boy as he be,
+too!--well, he’ve a-been out there months and months, and he’ve a-been
+in hospital!”
+
+“As for fightin’,” put in the shrewd-faced little man who formed the
+third party to the discussion, and whose opinion carried weight in the
+neighbourhood, for his vocation of carrier enabled him to pick up many
+items of news during his daily round, “as for fightin’, Mrs. Bunce, I
+don’t mean to make little o’ your husband, but there bain’t nothin’
+wonderful about him doin’ a lot o’ fightin’. They all done that--’twas
+what they were sent out for, and not a bit more credit to any of ’em
+nor for me to go joggin’ along behind the wold horse here.”
+
+Both women reddened, and turned upon him angrily.
+
+“If ye do think such things, ye did ought to be ashamed to say ’em,”
+cried Mrs. Andrews. “’Eroes--’tis what they be every man of ’em, Mr.
+Bright; and you did ought to know it, seein’ as ’twas wrote up plain
+over the very Corn Exchange the day as peace was declared. ‘All Honour
+to Our ’Eroes,’ it said, in them little coloured lamps so ’andsome as
+it could be; and bain’t there a song about ‘they’re ’eroes every one’?”
+
+“And I’m sure ye can’t say,” chimed in little Mrs. Bunce, nodding her
+curly head emphatically, “as it be the same thing for a man to sit snug
+in his cart behind the quietest old harse in Darset as it is to leave
+your wife and your home and--and everything, and to go riskin’ your
+life among Boers and Blacks in them wild parts out abroad.”
+
+“E-es,” agreed her neighbour, making common cause with her against the
+enemy, “e-es, indeed, Mrs. Bunce. And your little boy wasn’t so much
+as born when his dada was took away, was he? Many a time, I dare say,
+you did think to yourself as he’d never see the face of his child. I d’
+’low he thought the same hisself goin’ off, poor fellow! Ye’ll agree
+that was a bit hard on the man, Mr. Bright, so little credit as ye be
+willin’ to allow our soldiers. Ye’ll agree ’twas hard on the man to go
+off, leavin’ his missus to get through her trouble alone, and the child
+the first child, too, mind ye.”
+
+“If it had been the tenth you wouldn’t pity him so much,” said the
+carrier, with a dry chuckle. “There’s some as don’t think so much o’
+them things. Jim Marshall, now--says I to Jim t’other day, ‘Jim,’ I
+says, ‘I hear you’ve got an increase to your family’; and poor Jim, he
+looks at me and says, ‘E-es,’ he says, ‘more hardship’.”
+
+Chuckling sardonically, he gathered up his reins and jogged on again,
+the women looking after him with indignant faces.
+
+As the green “shed” of his van disappeared round the corner, their
+eyes by mutual accord reverted to each other, and Mrs. Andrews laughed
+disdainfully.
+
+“’Tis a queer cranky sort of body,” she remarked; “a bachelor man. What
+can you expect?”
+
+Mrs. Bunce’s face was still pink with wrath, but she smiled upon the
+other woman.
+
+“I should think your Jan did ought to come home soon now,” she said
+handsomely; gratitude for Mrs. Andrews’ timely sympathy causing her
+to be for the moment almost willing to admit there might be another
+soldier of some merit in the British Army besides Private William Bunce.
+
+“I’m sure I hope so,” responded her neighbour rather dismally. “You are
+safe to get your husband back next week, anyhow.”
+
+“Next week,” echoed Nellie Bunce joyfully. “Yes, he says in his last
+letter they was to start in a week, and I’ve a-counted up the time, and
+he did ought to land at Southampton Saturday week.”
+
+“I d’ ’low ye’ll be busy gettin’ all ready for him,” said the older
+woman, falling into an easy attitude with her hands on her hips, the
+better to contemplate her pretty neighbour.
+
+“I d’ ’low I be,” responded Nellie, enthusiastically. “I be goin’ to
+give en the best welcome I can, ye mid be sure. I be cleanin’ up the
+house fro’ top to bottom, and I be goin’ to paper the kitchen. I’ve
+bought paper already; I reckon I could easy do it myself; the wall
+aint so very high and the room bain’t too big neither.”
+
+“’Tis a stiffish job for a woman though,” returned Mrs. Andrews,
+dubiously. “If Andrews wasn’t so bad with the lumbagey, I’d get en to
+lend ye a hand; but he’s that stiff, poor man, he can scarcely so much
+as turn hisself in bed.”
+
+“Oh, I’ll manage,” returned Mrs. Bunce, nodding brightly. “I’m a great
+one for contrivin’, and ’t’ull be summat to tell Bill as I’ve a-done it
+myself.”
+
+“It’ll take you all your time,” protested Mrs. Andrews, and they parted.
+
+During the ensuing days Nellie was indeed up to her eyes in work,
+carrying out vigorously her plan of cleaning and polishing the house
+from top to bottom. Baby Billy, who had hitherto considered himself
+a person of very great importance, found himself hustled hither and
+thither as he had never been in the whole of his existence, a period
+extending over about thirty months.
+
+On one particular afternoon, when every washable article in the house
+was in Nellie’s tub, he was bidden to play out of doors, and finding
+the maternal eye less on the alert than usual, surreptitiously opened
+the garden gate and wandered to the forbidden precincts of the lane.
+
+He trotted along for nearly a quarter of a mile, until he reached a
+particularly delectable corner graced by a large rubbish-heap, which he
+proceeded to investigate with huge satisfaction, carrying one treasure
+after another over the way, sitting down to examine it, and immediately
+rolling on to his legs again to procure some yet more coveted object.
+
+At last, however, he secured two prizes, than which nothing more
+desirable could be imagined, and with a sigh of satisfaction toddled
+for the last time across the lane and sat down to enjoy them at his
+leisure. The broken jam-pot was immediately filled with sand, while
+the rusty knife, grasped by its fragmentary handle, could be used in
+a variety of ways--so Billy discovered--as a spade, as a saw, as a
+chopper.
+
+He was engaged in mincing a dock leaf very small on a flat stone, his
+mouth opening and shutting in accompaniment to his labours, when he was
+suddenly hailed by somebody who had abruptly turned the corner of the
+lane, somebody who was probably on his way from the town.
+
+“Hello!” cried this somebody.
+
+“Hello!” responded Billy, pausing with his knife poised in mid-air and
+looking up with a pair of very big and very blue eyes. He had to tilt
+his head quite a long way back to do so, for the newcomer was tall.
+Billy was a little startled; to begin with the newcomer was a man, and
+he was not sure that he liked men--they cracked whips sometimes, and
+spoke loud and gruff, particularly when, as occasionally happened,
+Billy chanced to run across the road immediately in front of their
+horses; then he had funny brown clothes--nobody that Billy had ever
+seen wore clothes like that; and he had a brown face too, a face so
+very, very brown that it gave his blue eyes a strange look. Billy was
+secretly a good deal frightened, but being a soldier’s son he only
+clutched his knife the harder and said, “Hello!” again, as the stranger
+continued to look at him without speaking.
+
+“I rather think I ought to know you, my lad,” said the man at last, in
+a queer quavering voice. “I’d swear by that little cocked nose. What’s
+your name, eh?”
+
+“Billy,” responded the child promptly.
+
+“Right you are!” cried the man, and he caught him up in his arms, knife
+and jam-pot and all. “Let’s hear the rest of it, though. Billy what?”
+
+“I want to get down,” asserted the urchin, vigorously struggling. “I
+want to get down and make a pudden for my dada.”
+
+The man grimaced, and instantly set the child upon his legs.
+
+“Perhaps we’ve made a mistake after all,” he said; “perhaps you are
+some other chap’s Billy. Where does your dada live, young ’un?--tell us
+that.”
+
+Billy had by this time squatted on the ground again, and was once more
+chopping at his dock leaf. He did not answer until the man had twice
+repeated his question, then he explained.
+
+“My dada’s tummin’ home. He’s tummin’ in a ship--and a puff-puff,” he
+added, as an after-thought.
+
+“Right you are,” cried the brown-faced man again, and he caught him up
+in his arms once more and kissed him. “I thought I’d know my little
+woman’s nose among a thousand, and yours is so like it as one pea is
+like another. Come, let’s go and look for mammy.”
+
+Billy was at first disposed to protest, but something at once merry and
+tender in the man’s blue eyes disarmed suspicion; and when he presently
+found himself hoisted on a broad shoulder, and was thus carried at
+galloping speed down the lane and through the village; when, moreover,
+this self-constituted steed actually vaulted the garden gate, and
+covered the tiny path that intervened between it and the cottage door
+with two strides, he was not only reassured but jubilant.
+
+They could see “mammy” bending over the wash-tub through the open
+kitchen door, very red in the face, very wet and draggled as to dress,
+and with one end of her hair straggling down; and the queer thing
+was that at sight of her the man suddenly came to a standstill and
+uttered a kind of choking cry. And then mammy turned round and dropped
+the shirt she had been wringing out, and fairly screamed as she came
+rushing across the kitchen. Then laughing and crying together she flung
+her arms round the brown man’s neck, heedless of the danger to which
+she was exposing herself from the broken jam-pot and the rusty knife
+which Billy was still brandishing; and kissed him, and rocked backwards
+and forwards with him, and seemed altogether to have taken leave of her
+senses.
+
+After a moment’s breathless pause of astonishment, Billy thought it
+time to assert himself. He dropped his two treasures on the floor
+and burst into a loud wail. Then clutching hold of the newcomer’s
+close-cropped fair head, he endeavoured with all his might to pull it
+away from the curly one that was pressed so close to it. And then mammy
+looked up, and her eyes were all wet, but her mouth was laughing.
+
+“You mustn’t do that, sonny,” she said. “This is dada! Dada’s come
+home.”
+
+Billy was dumb with dismay and disappointment, partly at the discovery
+that the much-talked-of and hitherto unimagined dada was a man, partly
+because he was such a very brown man, but chiefly because he had
+arrived shorn of the glories of the ship and the puff-puff which he
+had understood were to accompany him. So he sat still and rather sulky
+on the khaki shoulder while Private Bunce explained how he had caught
+sight of the little chap, and how he at once “spotted” him by that
+little nose of his, and how disappointed he had been when for a moment
+he had thought it was not his Billy after all, but some other quite
+uninteresting Billy belonging to another fellow.
+
+“But I found him all right,” he summed up triumphantly, “and I found
+you, little woman--lookin’ tip-top you are, just about! Lard, it do
+seem a mortal time since I left you, my girl.”
+
+“Oh, Bill, I meant to have everything so nice for ’ee,” cried Nellie.
+“Dear, to think there’s nothin’ ready! I’m sure I’m not fit to be seen
+myself.”
+
+She glanced regretfully towards the wash-tub. Her pink blouse was in
+there--the blouse Bill had always said he liked--and her lace collar
+and the little ruffles for her wrists. The old blue cotton gown which
+she wore was not only faded and patched, but soiled and almost wet
+through.
+
+“You’re lookin’ just splendid though,” cried her husband. “Why, that
+there’s the very gown you used to wear when we went a-coortin’--I mind
+it well--that little wavy stripe. I used to think it the prettiest
+thing I ever did see. And here’s the little curl comin’ down what I
+used to kiss when we was a-walkin’ down by the river.”
+
+“Oh, Bill, is it comin’ down? I wanted to be so tidy and nice. I
+reckoned ye was comin’ next week, ye know.”
+
+“I come over wi’ the colonel. He come across a bit sooner nor we
+expected, bein’ knocked up wi’ one thing and another. ‘The sooner the
+better,’ thinks I.”
+
+“Of course,” cried Nellie fervently; “the sooner the better indeed. But
+we be all in a caddle here. There, the window curtains and the best
+table-cloth and the very bed-quilt is in the tub, and I haven’t got any
+meat in the house! I thought Billy and me ud go a bit short this week,
+so’s to have a reg’lar feast when you did come home. And--and----”
+
+“Now, don’t you fret, old girl; we hadn’t no table-cloth nor yet
+bed-quilts out on the veldt. And as for meat--blowed if I do care so
+very much for meat. But I tell ye what I would like.”
+
+“What?” cried Nellie breathlessly.
+
+“What I would like more nor any earthly thing,” said Bill emphatically,
+but with a twinkle in his eye, “is just ’taters--’taters done wi’ a bit
+o’ drippin’, hot and tasty, the way you did often do ’em.”
+
+Nellie drew a long breath of relief.
+
+“Them’s easy got,” she said jubilantly, but almost immediately her face
+fell again. “It do seem a poor kind o’ welcome,” she murmured, “and
+I----”
+
+Private Bunce deposited his son and heir upon the floor, the better to
+bestow a really satisfactory embrace upon the little sunburnt woman.
+She was exceedingly damp and smelt very strongly of soap, but he did
+not seem to mind.
+
+“Now, look here,” he said, “you couldn’t give I a better welcome nor
+what you’ve a-done. This here’s home--home as I did so often think
+of and long for; and here you be, my wold ’ooman, lookin’ just same
+as ever--just same as I so often seed ye in my mind, and I used to
+dream about ye many a time, and wake up and find mysel’ lyin’ on the
+sand. This here’s home and this here’s my little ’ooman--and I don’t
+want nothin’ else, wi’out it’s this young shaver,” he added as an
+after-thought.
+
+And so, while the wash-tub steamed away unheeded in the back premises,
+a very merry party sat down to an impromptu meal. The ’taters were duly
+set forth, and Nellie, cleaned up and tidy, poured out tea, and Private
+Bunce cut huge slices from the crusty loaf, and declared he hadn’t had
+such a blow-out, no, not since he sailed from Southampton.
+
+“To my mind, Nellie,” he cried presently, “the room do seem to look
+more cheerful-like wi’out the winder curtains. A body notices the paper
+more--the dear old paper what I did stick up for ’ee myself.”
+
+Nellie opened her mouth as though to speak, but changed her mind and
+closed it again.
+
+“I tell you what it is,” cried Private Bunce enthusiastically, “the
+place wouldn’t look itself wi’out that wall-paper. I wouldn’t have it
+changed for anything.”
+
+Then Nellie burst out laughing and clapped her hands.
+
+
+
+
+THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW.
+
+
+They were cutting Farmer Fowler’s largest hayfield; it was eleven
+o’clock, and the men had just “knocked off” for the light meal known
+in those parts as “nuncheon”. A big flagon of cider was being passed
+round from one to the other, accompanied by goodly slices of bread and
+cheese. The farmer himself stood a little apart under the shade of a
+large elm which grew midway in the hedgerow that divided this field
+from its neighbour, paying a half scornful attention to the scraps
+of talk with which the labourers seasoned their meal. He himself was
+not given to self-indulgence, and inwardly chafed at the loss of this
+half-hour from the busiest time of the day. He had worked as hard
+as any of his men, and was, indeed, hardly to be distinguished from
+them, except by the better quality of his clothes. He was a tall,
+strong-looking fellow, with a face as sunburnt as any of theirs, and
+arms as muscular and brown. He was coatless, and wore a great chip
+hat; his shirt-sleeves were rolled up above his elbows, and his shirt
+was open at the throat. Two teams of horses stood in the shadow of the
+hedge, plucking at the twigs or stretching down their necks towards
+the grass which they could not reach; the vast field, half cut, lay
+shimmering before him in a blaze of light; the dome overhead glowed
+almost to whiteness, for the sun at this hour was intolerably hot. Yet
+even as the master gazed, impatiently longing for the moment when he
+could set his hinds to work again, he saw a figure rapidly crossing
+the field, looking from right to left, as though in search of some
+one. It was the figure of a young woman; so much he could divine from
+the shapely outline and springing ease of motion, but her face was at
+first lost to him under the deep shade of her broad-brimmed hat. She
+approached the group of labourers first, and made some query in a tone
+too low for him to distinguish the words. He saw his foreman, however,
+turn towards the tree beneath which he himself stood and jerk his thumb
+over his shoulder. Evidently the young woman had come in search of him.
+
+She made her way towards him, walking more slowly, and indicating by
+her aspect a certain amount of diffidence. A comely girl--he could see
+that now--dark-eyed, dark-haired, and glowing with health and life.
+
+“If you please, sir,” she began timidly, “I came--my father sent me.
+It’s about the taxes.”
+
+She drew from her pocket a little blue paper of familiar aspect; the
+demand-note for the rates collected four times a year by the Overseers
+of the Branstone Union. The angry colour glowed in Jacob Fowler’s face
+as he twitched the paper from her hand.
+
+“What’s the meaning of this?” he cried; “what have you got to do with
+it?”
+
+“I am Isaac Masters’ daughter, of Little Branstone,” she said hastily.
+“He collects the rates for our parish, but he’s very ill in bed. He’s
+had a stroke, poor Father has, and I’m doing his work for him.”
+
+“He should have known better than to send you to me,” returned Jacob,
+still wrathfully. “I never heard sich a tale i’ my life. Sendin’ a maid
+to collect the rates! Dally! Where will the women-folk stop?”
+
+“Nobody else made any objection,” said the girl, with a little toss of
+her head. “I’ve got it all right, except yours; and Father thought I’d
+best come and ask for it.”
+
+“Then you can tell your father as he did make a very great mistake,”
+thundered Fowler. “’Tis bad enough to be bothered about they dalled
+rates wi’out havin’ a woman set up over you.”
+
+He tore the paper into fragments as he spoke, scattering them to the
+breeze. “There, you jist turn about and go home-along, my maid, and
+tell your father that’s my answer. If your father bain’t fit to do his
+work hissel’, he did ought to get somebody else to do it for ’en--some
+other man. The notion o’ sendin’ a maid! I never did hear o’ sich a
+piece o’ cheek!”
+
+The girl, without waiting for the end of his indignant commentary, had
+turned about as he had advised, and was now walking swiftly away, her
+head held very high, angry tears on her thick lashes. Jacob impatiently
+jerked out his watch; it wanted still ten minutes of the time when
+work would have to be resumed. He dropped the watch into his pocket
+again, whistling under his breath, a good deal out of tune. Once more
+fragments of the men’s talk reached his unwilling ears.
+
+“That be Bethia Masters, that be--a wonderful good maid. They d’ say
+the wold man ’ud be fair lost wi’out her. The Parish Council did give
+her leave to take his place for a bit so long as there was a chance he
+mid get better.” “She be a shapely maid and a vitty one.” “E-es, she’s
+well enough; looks a bit tired now, walkin’ i’ the heat three mile here
+and three mile back.” “E-es, and a sarcin’ at the end o’t,” chuckled
+one old fellow under his breath. “Our maister, he did gi’ ’t to her! I
+heerd ’en. Our maister bain’t partial to payin’ rates at any time, and
+he didn’t reckon for to hand over his money to a ’ooman.”
+
+Farmer Fowler watched the retreating figure idly; it was true she was
+a shapely maid. How lightly and rapidly she walked: ’twas a long way,
+too--three miles and more. He could have wished he had not been quite
+so hard with her. He might have asked her to sit down and rest for a
+while; he might have offered her a glass of cider. He almost wondered
+at his own outburst of irritation as he looked back on it now, and
+watched the girl’s retreating form with an increasing sense of shame.
+
+The toilsome day was over at last, the horses stabled, the men fed.
+Farmer Fowler was smoking the pipe of peace in his trellised porch
+with a pleasant sense of weariness. It was good to rest there under
+the honeysuckle in the twilight, and to think of how much had been
+accomplished during the long sunny hours which had preceded it.
+
+The sound of a light foot caused him to raise his eyes, which he had
+partially closed a few moments before, and the ensuing click of the
+garden gate made him sit upright and crane forward his head. A girl’s
+figure was making its way down the little paved path, a girl’s voice
+once more greeted him tremulously.
+
+“If you please, Mr. Fowler, I’m sorry to trouble you, but----”
+
+Jacob Fowler in the evening was a different person to the Jacob Fowler
+of the fields; he stretched out his hand and drew her forward by the
+sleeve.
+
+“Sit down, my maid,” he said; “sit ye down. You’ve a-had a longish
+walk, and for the second time to-day, too.”
+
+Bethia came into the shadow of the porch; her face looked pale in the
+dim light, and he could see the bosom of her light dress rise and fall
+quickly with her rapid breath.
+
+“If you please, sir,” she began again, “I know you’ll be vexed, but
+Father, he’s very much undone about the taxes. He’ll be gettin’ into
+trouble, he says, if he doesn’t send the money off to-morrow. He made
+me come back and ask you again. We’d take it very kind if you’d let us
+have what’s owing, sir.”
+
+Her tremulous tone smote Jacob; stretching out his big hand once more,
+he patted her shoulder encouragingly.
+
+“There, don’t ye be afeard, my maid; don’t ye. I’ll not bite ye.”
+
+A dimple peeped out near Bethia’s lip. “You very nearly did bite me
+this morning,” she said.
+
+“Nay, now,” returned Jacob, smiling beneath his thick beard, “I weren’t
+a-goin’ to bite ye; I was on’y barkin’, maid. Lard, if you did know
+I, you’d say wi’ the rest of ’em that my bark was worse nor my bite.
+There! what about this trifle o’ money as I owe for the rates? How
+much is it? Dally! I don’t know how ’tis, but it fair goes agen me to
+pay out money for taxes. It do seem so unfair when a man’s farm’s his
+own--land and house and all--for Government to go and say, ‘You’ve
+a-got a house, and you’ve a-got land as your father and grandfather
+have a-bought wi’ their own money--you must pay out for that, my lad;
+you must hand over whatever we pleases to ax for.’ ’Tisn’t as if they’d
+consult a man. If they was to say to I, ‘Mr. Fowler, you be a warmish
+man, and there’s a good few poor folk up i’ the union; what be you
+willin’ to allow us for them?’ I’d call that fair enough, and I’d tell
+’em straight-out what I _was_ willin’ to ’low. But no; they goes and
+settles it all among theirselves wi’ never a word to nobody, and jist
+sends out a paper wi’out by your leave or wi’ your leave. ‘You _be_
+to pay so much, whether you do like it or whether you don’t.’ ’Tain’t
+fair.”
+
+“I dare say it isn’t, sir,” rejoined Bethia, very meekly; “but I’m
+not askin’ you on account of the Government--I’m just askin’ you for
+Father’s sake. He’s fretting terribly, and the doctor says he oughtn’t
+to upset himself.”
+
+“Well, I don’t mind if I do make an end o’ this here business for your
+father’s sake, maidy; but I d’ ’low I’d jist so soon do it for yours.”
+
+“For mine!”
+
+“E-es, because you do ask I so pretty. I did speak a bit sharp to ye
+this mornin’, but it was along o’ being vexed wi’ the Government--I
+wasn’t really vexed wi’ _you_, my dear.”
+
+Bethia began to laugh; her little white teeth flashed out in the
+most charming way--her bright eyes lit up. Jacob gazed at her with
+increasing favour.
+
+“I bain’t vexed wi’ you, my dear,” he repeated affably, and then
+suddenly standing up, darted into the house. In a few minutes he
+emerged again carrying a little packet, which he handed to her.
+
+“It be all there, wrapped up i’ that bit o’ paper; you’d best count it
+and see as it be right. Will ye take a glass o’ milk or summat?”
+
+“No, thank you, Mr. Fowler; I’m very much obliged, but I think I must
+be getting home now. It’s growin’ dark, and my father will be anxious.”
+
+“Wouldn’t you like nothin’?” insisted Jacob. “A posy o’ flowers or
+summat? There’s a-many of ’em growin’ i’ the garden, and nobody ever
+thinks for to pick ’em.”
+
+“Of course not; a man does not care for such things, I know. You live
+all alone, don’t you, Mr. Fowler?”
+
+“All alone, my maid, since my poor mother died. She went to the New
+House fifteen year ago. I’m what you mid call a reg’lar wold bachelor,
+I be.”
+
+He threw out this last remark with such an obvious wish to be
+contradicted that Bethia hastened to return, “Not so old as that, I’m
+sure, Mr. Fowler. My father always speaks of you as a young man.”
+
+“I be jist upon farty,” returned Jacob, with surprising promptitude.
+“Farty; that be my age. Not so old for a man.”
+
+“Not at all old,” returned Bethia very politely; then, extending her
+hand, “I’ll say good-night now, sir.”
+
+“Won’t you have a posy, then? Do. Help yourself, my maid. I’ll walk a
+piece o’ the way home wi’ you, and then you needn’t be afeard.”
+
+“Very well, and thank you kindly.”
+
+She followed him out of the porch, and up a path that led round the
+house to the old-fashioned garden at the rear, where there were roses,
+and lilies, and pinks, and sweet-williams growing in a glorious medley.
+She uttered little shrieks of delight, as she ran hither and thither,
+breaking off here a cluster of roses, there a lily-head. Jacob stalked
+silently behind her, clasp-knife in hand, cutting ten stalks where she
+had culled one, until at last a very sheaf of flowers rested in his
+arms.
+
+“I’ll have to go all the way to carry it for you,” he remarked in a
+satisfied tone.
+
+Bethia turned and clapped her hands together. “Oh, what a lot! I never
+thought you were going to get all those for me. How shall I ever thank
+you?”
+
+“I’ll carry it for you,” repeated Jacob. “This way out, my dear;
+there’s a little gate jist here.”
+
+A faint after-glow still lingered on the horizon, but already the
+silver sickle of the young moon appeared in the transparent sky. A bat
+circled round their heads from time to time, yet some love-lorn thrush
+serenaded his mate somewhere not far off, his liquid ecstatic notes
+filling the air, as it seemed. Great waves of perfume were wafted to
+Bethia’s nostrils as she paced along beside the farmer, whose tall
+figure towered over her, the silhouette of his face showing clear above
+the irregular line of hedge.
+
+As they walked he questioned her from time to time, and learned how the
+girl had only come back to live with her parents within the past year,
+having been absent for some time teaching in a school at Dorchester.
+
+“School-teachin’!” commented Jacob. “That be how you do speak so nice
+and clear. I speak awful broad myself--never had much eddication.”
+
+“Hadn’t you?” returned Bethia, with interest.
+
+“Nay, never had no time for that. My father, he died when I were a lad,
+and my mother weren’t one as could manage a farm so very well. She
+was a bit soft, my poor mother, and very easy taken in. So I did put
+shoulder to the wheel, and I mid say I’ve been a-shovin’ of it ever
+since.”
+
+“I wonder you didn’t get married, Mr. Fowler,” said Bethia, with
+perhaps a suspicion of archness in her voice.
+
+Jacob only grunted in reply, and an embarrassed silence fell between
+them, and remained unbroken till they had reached Little Branstone
+village.
+
+Jacob accompanied the girl down the by-lane which led to her home, and
+followed her into the kitchen; there, however, he refused to stay, in
+spite of Mrs. Masters’ civil request that he would sit down and rest.
+
+“Nay,” he returned gruffly, “I’ll be gettin’ home-along now; I only
+come so far to carry this here posy.”
+
+Depositing his fragrant sheaf upon the table, he nodded right and left
+at mother and daughter, and withdrew.
+
+“Dear! Well, to be sure! Dear heart alive, Bethia, ye could ha’ knocked
+I down wi’ a feather when he come marchin’ in. Lard ha’ mercy, maidy,
+you be clever to ha’ got Jacob Fowler for a beau. That there man do
+fair hate women of all sarts. There, he do never so much as look at
+one--and to think of him a-walkin’ all that long ways jist for to carry
+them flowers! He did give you the flowers, too, I suppose?”
+
+“Yes,” returned her daughter; “but you mustn’t call him my beau,
+please, Mother. He only meant to be polite.”
+
+“Well, I’m sure he did never try to be polite to any maid afore,”
+returned Mrs. Masters with conviction. “They do say he were crossed i’
+love when he were a young ’un. Did he give ’ee the money, child?”
+
+“Yes, Mother, and was very nice and kind altogether. I think he was
+sorry for Father when I told him how ill he’d been.”
+
+“Oh, to be sure, that’s it,” agreed her mother jocosely. “All they
+flowers be for Father, too, I d’ ’low. Come, let’s fetch ’em up to ’en.”
+
+Poor old Masters, ill though he was, chuckled feebly on hearing the
+marvellous tale, and expressed in quavering tones his belief that his
+daughter was a-doin’ pretty well for herself.
+
+The girl, who had lived till now absolutely heart-whole, could not
+repress a certain flutter of excitement, and passed the next few
+days in a state of expectancy; but Jacob Fowler gave no further sign
+of life. Though he appeared at church on Sunday, he kept his face
+religiously turned away from the pretty tax-gatherer’s, and at the
+conclusion of the service rushed from the door without pausing to look
+round.
+
+Bethia bit her lip, and instead of dallying a little, as was her
+custom, to chat with one or other of her acquaintance, hastened home.
+
+“Were Farmer Fowler there, my dear?” inquired her mother.
+
+“Yes, but he didn’t speak to me--he didn’t take a bit of notice of
+me. Put that notion out of your head, Mother--there’s nothing at all
+between him and me.”
+
+Soon the attention of the little household was entirely absorbed by
+a more acute and immediate cause of trouble: poor old Masters, after
+a brave struggle, and in spite of the adjurations of his neighbours,
+found himself unable to “hold on”; he loosed his feeble grasp of life
+suddenly at last, and went out, as his wife sorrowfully remarked, “like
+the snoff of a candle.”
+
+After the funeral was over, the question of ways and means stared the
+mother and daughter in the face. Mrs. Masters did a little business--a
+very little business--with a small general shop; it was quite
+insufficient to support them. Her health was not good, and Bethia was
+determined not to leave her; there was no opening for her as a teacher
+in that village, and such sums as she might earn by taking in sewing
+would add very little to their modest income. She resolved to make a
+bold appeal to the Parish Council for permission to continue to fill
+her father’s place.
+
+“I could do it every bit as well as a man,” she averred. “I have done
+it during the last few months. The accounts are all in order--I have
+found no difficulty anywhere. Do let me try, gentlemen.”
+
+The gentlemen in question were at first taken aback, then amused,
+finally moved. After all, they said to each other, there was no reason
+why the girl should not try. As long as the duties were discharged
+exactly and punctually, there was no reason why they should not be
+undertaken by a woman as well as by a man.
+
+“But there must be no favouritism, Miss Masters,” said one, with a
+twinkle in his eye; “no letting off of any particular friend. You must
+be firm, even with your nearest and dearest. If people don’t pay up
+after two or three applications, you must harden your heart and take
+out a summons.”
+
+“I will,” said Bethia seriously.
+
+In a few days the news of her installation as assistant overseer spread
+through the place, one of the first to hear of it being Jacob Fowler.
+
+Bethia was standing in the kitchen shelling peas one morning when his
+knock came at the door, almost immediately followed by the appearance
+of his large person from behind it.
+
+“Be this here true what I’ve a-heard?” he inquired abruptly. “Be it
+true as you be a-goin’ to carry on this rate-collecting same as your
+father did do?”
+
+“Yes, Mr. Fowler,” answered Bethia, not without a certain pride. “The
+Parish Council gentlemen think I can do it just as well as anybody; and
+I’m glad to say they’ve agreed to let me try.”
+
+“_I_ don’t agree, then,” cried Jacob violently. “It bain’t at all fit
+nor becomin’ for a young ’ooman same as you to be a-goin’ about from
+house to house, visitin’ folks and axin’ them for their money. It
+bain’t proper, I tell ’ee.”
+
+“What nonsense!” exclaimed Bethia, with a toss of her pretty curly
+locks. “What’s it to you, Mr. Fowler, anyhow?”
+
+“I don’t like it,” growled Fowler. “Will you go and ax folks for it,
+same as you did ax I?”
+
+“I shall leave a little note first,” said Bethia, with a very
+business-like air, “a demand-note, you know. If they don’t pay up I
+shall call personally.”
+
+“It bain’t the right thing for a faymale,” repeated Fowler sourly;
+“least of all for a young faymale. Folks ’ull be givin’ ye impidence.”
+
+“Oh, no, they won’t,” returned Bethia with dignity. “I’m not one that
+anybody could take liberties with, Mr. Fowler.”
+
+He stood leaning against the table frowning.
+
+“Will ye ax ’em rough-like, or will ye ax ’em civil?” he inquired,
+after ruminating for a while.
+
+“Why, of course I shall be civil, Mr. Fowler.”
+
+“Will ye ax ’em so civil as ye did ax I?” he insisted with a kind of
+roar.
+
+“I’m sure I don’t know,” stammered the girl, taken aback for a moment.
+“Yes,” recovering herself, “certainly I shall. There’s no reason why I
+should make any difference between you and anybody else.”
+
+“You tell I that to my face! You’ll go a-speakin’ ’em soft and
+a-smilin’ at ’em pretty, jist same as ye did do to I! Dalled if I do
+allow it! Dalled if I do, I say!”
+
+“Really, Mr. Fowler,” said Bethia with spirit, “I don’t know what you
+mean. It’s very rude of you to talk to me like that, and I do not see
+why you should interfere. I shall be business-like and polite, as I
+always try to be with every one, and I shall be firm too. The Law will
+support me just the same as if I were a man.”
+
+“Dalled if I do allow it,” repeated Jacob, still in a kind of muffled
+bellow. “A British ratepayer I be, and have a-been this twenty year
+and more, and I say I bain’t a-goin’ to allow it. I know my rights so
+well as any man, and I bain’t a-goin’ to be put upon by a ’ooman. I
+bain’t a-goin’ to allow any young faymale to be took out of her proper
+place and set up where she’s no business to be. I’ll have no faymale
+tax-collectors a-gaddin’ about this here parish if I can prevent it.
+I’ll protest, maid, see if I don’t, and, what’s more, not one farden o’
+rates will I pay into any faymale hands.”
+
+Bethia, more and more irritated by his manner, thought it time to
+assert herself finally; and withdrawing her hands from the basin of
+peas, and looking him full in the face, she returned, with great
+firmness, “Won’t you, Mr. Fowler? Then I’ll make you.”
+
+“Lard ha’ mercy me! Listen to the maid!” exclaimed Jacob, bursting into
+a fit of ironical laughter. “‘I’ll make ye,’ says she. Look at her,”
+pointing at the girl’s slender form. “That be a good un! I tell ’ee,
+Miss Masters, you’ll find it a bit hard to make I do anything I’ve not
+got a mind to do.”
+
+Bethia took up a pod again and split it viciously. “I’ve got the Law at
+my back,” she remarked.
+
+“Ho! ho! ho!” chuckled Jacob, this time with unfeigned merriment.
+“Listen to her! The Law at her back indeed! Such a little small back it
+be! Why, maidy, I could jist finish ye off wi’ one finger!”
+
+“I’m not talking of brute force,” said Bethia, with flashing eyes. “The
+Law is stronger than you, Mr. Fowler. Now, if you’ll kindly go away
+and let me get on with my work, I’ll be much obliged.”
+
+But Jacob did not take the hint. He sat down on the table instead, and
+watched the girl as, with an affectation of ignoring his presence, she
+moved about, filling her saucepan at the tap, peeling the potatoes,
+setting them on to boil. She did everything swiftly, deftly, and
+gracefully, holding her head very erect meanwhile, and being a
+little sharper in her movements than usual on account of her inward
+irritation. By-and-by Mrs. Masters came creaking down the narrow
+stairs, and started back at the sight of the farmer.
+
+“Dear! To be sure! I didn’t know you had visitors here, Bethia, my
+dear. Won’t you sit i’ the armchair, Mr. Fowler? Do ’ee now. I’m sure
+’tis very kind o’ ye to come a-visitin’ o’ we in our trouble.”
+
+Bethia marched past her mother, removed the pot from the fire, and
+carried it over to the table.
+
+“Could you make a little room, if you please?” she inquired tartly.
+
+Jacob chuckled and rubbed his hands as he slowly removed his ponderous
+frame; then the remembrance of his former grievance returned to him,
+and he gazed at the widow loweringly.
+
+“You don’t like this here notion, Mrs. Masters, I hope?” he inquired
+severely.
+
+“What notion, sir?” returned the poor woman, startled.
+
+“Why, this here notion o’ your daughter a-gaddin’ about lookin’ arter
+the rates.”
+
+“Well, you see, we be so hard pressed, we be,” faltered she. “My
+daughter do try to do her best to earn a little, all ways she can. I’m
+sorry as you’ve a-got objections, Mr. Fowler.”
+
+“It doesn’t in the least matter if he’s got objections or not,” put in
+Bethia tartly. “It’s no concern of Mr. Fowler’s. So long as he pays up
+regularly he need not trouble himself.”
+
+Jacob got out of the armchair and once more approached the table.
+
+“Look ’ee here,” he said threateningly; “this here’s past a joke. I do
+forbid ye for to do it--do ye hear?”
+
+Bethia looked at him steadily. “I hear, and I can only repeat what I
+said before. Now, Mr. Fowler, will you please go away? I’m going to
+dish up.”
+
+“Bethia, my dear!” protested Mrs. Masters feebly. “There, she’ve a-got
+sich a spirit, Mr. Fowler, you must excuse her. She be a bit vexed,
+you see, wi’ you findin’ fault wi’ her. I’m sure, the longer you stay,
+Mr. Fowler, the better we’m pleased. We’ve nothin’ much fit to offer
+ye, but if ye’d like to sit down and take a bit wi’ us you’re truly
+welcome.”
+
+Bethia shot an indignant glance towards her parent, and Jacob stood
+hesitating for a moment; then with a laugh he drew up his chair to the
+table.
+
+“I’ll not refuse a good offer,” he said.
+
+Bethia fetched a plate, knife and fork, and glass, setting each
+before him with somewhat unnecessary clatter. Then she served up the
+vegetables, brought out a roll of butter and a small piece of cheese
+from the buttery, and took her place in silence.
+
+“I’m sorry,” began Mrs. Masters regretfully, “we’ve got nothing better
+to offer ye, Mr. Fowler. My daughter and me seldom eats meat of a week
+day.”
+
+“Don’t make excuses, Mother,” interrupted Bethia, with asperity. “Mr.
+Fowler knows very well that we are poor.”
+
+The meal proceeded in silence for the most part, Mrs. Masters making an
+occasional remark, to which Jacob responded by a gruff monosyllable.
+Bethia did not speak once, but had never looked prettier in her life;
+the angry sparkle still lingered in her eyes, and her cheeks were
+flushed. Whenever she glanced at the visitor her countenance took on an
+additional expression of haughtiness.
+
+At the end of the repast Jacob stood up. “I’d like a word wi’ ye
+private, Miss Masters.”
+
+“Oh, I beg pardon, I’m sure,” apologised the poor old mother, hastening
+to efface herself.
+
+As soon as her heavy footsteps were heard in the room upstairs the
+farmer turned to Bethia.
+
+“I’ve a-come to see ye friendly like,” he remarked, “and I’ll come
+again. I ax ye, as a friend, my maid--will ye gie this notion up?”
+
+Bethia looked if possible more indignant than before.
+
+“No, Mr. Fowler,” she returned promptly, “I tell you--as a friend--I
+won’t.”
+
+“Then you’ll ha’ trouble wi’ I, I warn ’ee,” responded he, almost with
+a groan.
+
+Jacob Fowler kept his word, and gave the poor little rate-collector an
+inconceivable amount of trouble.
+
+He took no notice whatever of her demand-notes and official reminders;
+and when she called to see him in person, though he received her with
+civility and even undisguised pleasure, he resolutely refused to part
+with a farthing. The friendliness with which he hailed her advent, and
+entered into conversation on indifferent subjects, gave place to a
+rigid silence as soon as she touched on the motive of her visit, and he
+would shake his head fiercely as often as she reverted to the point.
+
+One day she found him in what she took to be a softened mood. It was
+in the spring, and the consciousness that it was grand weather for
+potato-setting, added to the recollection of a long and successful
+day’s work, had put Jacob in an unusually good humour. He was smoking
+in his porch when she drew near, and at once invited her to sit down
+and rest.
+
+“You do look a bit tired, my maid,” he remarked; “tired and worried.”
+
+“I am tired and worried too,” said Bethia, looking up at him
+appealingly. “I’m afraid of getting into trouble, Mr. Fowler.”
+
+“Oh,” said Jacob, “how’s that?”
+
+“They will be down on me for not sending in the money regularly,”
+returned the girl tremulously; “I’ve got it all in except yours.”
+
+Jacob, instead of immediately becoming wooden of aspect, as was his
+wont, gazed at her searchingly. “You’d be all right if you was to get
+mine?” he inquired.
+
+“Yes--oh, yes, Mr. Fowler. Couldn’t you pay up and have done with it?”
+
+Jacob shook his head, but this time apparently more in sorrow than in
+anger.
+
+“Can’t be done, my maid. I’ve a-passed my word, d’ye see, and I be
+forced to stick to it.”
+
+“I think you are very unkind,” said Bethia; “you are trying to force me
+to give up one of the few ways I have of making a living.”
+
+“E-es,” said Jacob, “’tis true; ’tis the very thing I be a-doin’. You
+said if I didn’t pay up you’d make me--well, how be you a-goin’ for to
+make me?”
+
+“Oh, I suppose I’ll have to send you a summons,” cried she, with
+gathering anger. “’Tis my duty and I must do it.”
+
+Jacob’s face changed. The colour mounted in his brown cheeks, and when
+he spoke his voice was unsteady with surprise and wrath.
+
+“You don’t mean that,” he said quickly. “You’d never do it.”
+
+“I’ll have to do it,” said Bethia, “if you force me to proceed to
+extremes. Oh, Mr. Fowler,” she added, almost passionately, “can’t you
+be sensible; can’t you make an end of it once and for all? If I’d
+been a man instead of a girl you wouldn’t persecute me like this.
+You’d think it quite natural for me to want to take my father’s place,
+wouldn’t you? What difference does it make? I can keep the accounts,
+and make the applications, just as well as any man. Why should you try
+to bully me?”
+
+“Now look ’ee here, my maid,” said Jacob, “if you come to that, ’tis
+you what be a-tryin’ for to bully I. I’ve a-set my face again this ’ere
+notion. No respectable young ’ooman did ought to go a-trapesin’ fro’
+one house to t’other, a puttin’ herself for’ard and a-coaxin’ folks out
+o’ their money, whether it be for the Government or whether it bain’t.
+’Tis a question between us two which can hold out longest. Now if you
+was to give in to I----”
+
+“Well,” said Bethia, bending forward with unconscious eagerness, “what
+would happen if I were to give in to you?”
+
+Jacob took out his pipe and stared at her, and then he got up and paced
+about the little flagged path.
+
+“What would happen?” she repeated sharply. “What would you advise me to
+do?”
+
+“Oh, I don’t know,” returned Jacob confusedly. “I haven’t had time for
+to think o’ that.”
+
+It was now Bethia’s turn to spring to her feet. “I think you are hard,
+and obstinate, and cruel! Yes, cruel, to try and put upon my poor
+mother and me! But I’ll have an end of this shilly-shally work; you
+shall be forced to pay, sir.”
+
+She hastened down the path. Jacob, after delaying a moment to lay his
+pipe carefully in a corner of the seat, strode after her and opened the
+garden gate, holding it for a moment so that she could not pass through.
+
+Bethia glanced at him. He did not look angry, but resolute; his jaw
+was firmly set and his eyes steady. It struck her forcibly that he had
+a good face--honest, open, manly--and she realised with a little pang
+that it was probably turned towards her for the last time in friendship.
+
+“I’ll give you a month,” she said waveringly.
+
+“Ye mid as well say a year,” returned Jacob. “’Twill be all the same.”
+
+Thereupon he opened the gate and she went away.
+
+The allotted time of grace passed very slowly, and though Bethia
+continued to post a little demand-note every week, no notice was taken
+either of her appeal or of herself.
+
+Late on the last day of the month she was making her way back from the
+town with a very melancholy face, when, at a turn in the road, she
+suddenly encountered Jacob; Jacob in holiday attire, carrying a large
+nosegay of monthly roses and lilac.
+
+“Hullo, my maid,” he cried genially, “well met! I were just a-goin’ to
+see you.”
+
+“Were you?” returned Bethia, in a very small constrained voice.
+
+“E-es, I was a-bringin’ you these here flowers. I seed ’em i’ th’
+garden just now, and I thought you’d like ’em.”
+
+“Oh, Mr. Fowler, you shouldn’t give them to me!” cried the girl with
+a catch in her voice. “I’ve--I’ve just been and taken out a summons
+against you.”
+
+“Oh, and have you?” said Jacob staring at her. “Well, that’s summat.”
+
+“Yes,” returned Bethia desperately. “I waited till the end of the
+month, and then I had to do it; it was my duty. Oh, dear; oh, dear!”
+
+“Well, to think on’t,” said Jacob, still apparently more surprised than
+angry. “Lard ha’ mercy! That be a pretty thing for a maid to do.”
+
+“So you’d best take back your flowers,” broke out Bethia. “I know
+everything’s at an end between us. I’ve quite made up my mind to it.”
+
+“Ah,” said Jacob, eyeing her thoughtfully; “’tis queer once folks makes
+up their minds how a notion will stick i’ their heads. Now all this
+month I’ve been a-thinkin’ and a-thinkin’--I never was one to do a
+thing in a hurry--but at last I reckoned I’d got it settled. ‘I’ll do
+it,’ I says, ‘I’ll ax the maid to marry I--that’ll be the best way out
+of it. She’ll not want to go again’ I then,’ I says. And you go and
+summons me.”
+
+Bethia burst out crying. “Oh, Jacob,” she cried, “why couldn’t you have
+done it before? If you had asked me kindly--if you had told me to give
+up for your sake, I--I--I----”
+
+She broke off, sobbing bitterly.
+
+“’Tis true,” said Jacob regretfully, “I mid ha’ axed ye a bit softer--I
+mid ha’ spoke a bit more kind--but you did go and put my back up with
+stickin’ to the notion so obstinate. Says I to myself, ‘So soon as ever
+she gives in I’ll ax her--but she must give in’--and you wouldn’t. So
+then I thought--‘Dally! I’ll ax her first and then we’ll see.’ And then
+you go and put the law on me afore I’ve time to open my mouth.”
+
+“Oh, Jacob! I waited a whole month,” protested Bethia, almost
+inarticulately; “and you never said anything, and I thought you didn’t
+care about me, and it seemed to be my duty.”
+
+She covered her face with her hands. Jacob stared at her for a moment,
+and then suddenly slapped his thigh and burst into a roar of laughter.
+
+“I d’ ’low the maid done it out o’ pique,” he cried ecstatically, “I d’
+’low she did! She did do it along of her feelin’s bein’ hurt with me
+a-holdin’ back so long. That’s a different story, my dear--a different
+story altogether! I bain’t one to bear malice along o’ that; ’twas but
+nat’ral arter all. E-es, I d’ ’low I be a terrible slow-coach; but, ye
+see, I’d a-got set i’ my bachelor ways, and it did take I a long time
+for to make up my mind; and then, as I do tell ’ee, I wur a-waitin’ and
+expectin’ for you to give in. But I’ve spoke now, and if you’ll say the
+word, my dear, all can be forgive and forgot.”
+
+Bethia presumably did speak the word, for she resigned her post as
+tax-collector that very evening, and she and her Jacob were “asked in
+church” on the following Sunday.
+
+As for that matter of the summons, it was settled “out of court”.
+
+
+
+
+THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT.
+
+
+Daniel Chaffey stood poised on a step-ladder nailing up the fine Gloire
+de Dijon rose which was trailed over the wall of his house. He had
+already performed the same operation for the jessamine which grew over
+the porch and for the purple clematis on the right of it. He had tied
+his dahlias so tightly and firmly to a variety of newly cut stakes,
+that each individual scarlet bloom reminded one in some measure of a
+choleric old gentleman suffering from a tight and high shirt-collar.
+He had scraped the little path till the cobble-stones of which it was
+composed stood revealed each almost in its entirety. From his exalted
+position he could survey the whole frontage of his own roof--a sight
+in which an artist would have revelled, for not only was the thatch
+itself mellowed by time and weather to the most exquisite variety of
+tones, but on its mouldering surface had sprung up a multitude of
+blooms, vying in brightness with those of the garden beneath--not
+merely your common everyday mosses and lichens, though patches of these
+were to be found in every shade of emerald and topaz and silver, but
+flowers, real flowers, seemed to thrive there; saxifrages, toad-flax,
+snap-dragon, and, just where the bedroom gable jutted out, a flaming
+bunch of poppies. It will be seen from this that Daniel Chaffey’s
+house was an old one; it bore a date over the door, cut roughly in
+the weather-beaten stone--1701. It had mullioned windows with diamond
+panes, and an oaken door studded with nails. It had indeed once
+been the village schoolhouse, though the Chaffey family had been in
+possession of it now for many generations, and had farmed, more or less
+successfully, the small holding attached to it.
+
+Daniel, himself, looked prosperous enough as he stood hammering and
+whistling, and occasionally pausing with his head on one side, and his
+mouth screwed up but emitting no sound, to survey his handiwork. He
+was a bullet-headed young man of about four or five-and-twenty, with
+twinkling blue eyes, and a face, the natural ruddy tone of which was
+overlaid by such a fine veneer of sunburn that it was now of a uniform
+brick-colour. His expression was jovial, not to say jocular; his mouth
+wore an habitual grin when it was not whistling, and on this particular
+occasion some inward source of jollity appeared to entertain him, for
+he not only frequently chuckled but winked to himself.
+
+Having inserted the last tack into the crumbling wall, he paused,
+removing his hat and scratching his head meditatively; for the first
+time his face wore a somewhat serious, not to say puzzled expression,
+and his eyes travelled dubiously over the flaunting array of blossoming
+weeds on the roof.
+
+“I wonder,” quoth Daniel to himself, “if ’twould look better if I was
+to scrape out them there. Maybe the thatch wouldn’t hold together,
+though--it’s a-been agrowed over sich a-many year, I d’ ’low I’ll let
+’em bide--they do look well enough where they be.”
+
+And, after coming to this decision, he was preparing to descend from
+the ladder when he was suddenly hailed by a chorus of voices from the
+lane on the other side of his garden-hedge.
+
+“Hello, Dan’l!”--“Hallo, old cock!”--“Well, bwoy, bist getten’ all to
+rights afore weddin’?”
+
+Daniel put on his hat and turned slowly round on his rung.
+
+“E-es,” he said, grinning sheepishly, “that’s about it. The job’s to be
+done the day arter to-morrow.”
+
+A party of young men had halted just outside his little gate; it was
+Saturday and, though only five o’clock, their field-work was over
+and they were now on their way to the allotments; a rough, sunburnt,
+merry-looking group, most of them bearing the marks of the day’s toil
+on heated face and earth-stained apparel; one or two of them with spade
+and fork on shoulder, others with dangling empty sacks. September
+was drawing to a close and potato-getting was in full swing. It was
+observable that as they addressed Chaffey, each man assumed a knowing
+and jocular air; this one nudged his neighbour, that one winked at
+Daniel himself.
+
+“You’m to be called home for last time to-morrow, bain’t ye, Dan’l?”
+inquired Abel Bolt, elbowing himself to the front.
+
+“E-es,” responded Daniel, “we be to be called last time to-morrow an’
+tied-up o’ Monday.”
+
+Abel threw back his head and laughed uproariously.
+
+“I should like to come to your weddin’, Dan!” he cried ecstatically, “I
+d’ ’low I should.”
+
+“Ye won’t, though,” retorted Chaffey. “Ye’ll be jist in the thick o’
+your ploughin’--I thought o’ that. I axed the Reverend to fix time
+a-purpose. No, we’ll be wed on the quiet, Phœbe an’ me--I settled that.”
+
+“There, ’tis real ill-natured o’ you, Dan,” cried one of the youths,
+looking archly at his comrades. “Sich a pretty sight as ’twill be. Sure
+it will! And your missus, sich a beauty!”
+
+“Haw, haw, haw!” came the chorus again.
+
+“Her eyes, now,” giggled Abel, “’twill be sich a convenience for the
+man to have a missus what can keep one eye on the dinner an’ t’other on
+the garden.”
+
+“An’ her figure,” said Jarge Vacher, “did ye have to make the gate
+anyways larger, Dan?”
+
+“No, there’d be no need for that,” returned Abel, before Daniel could
+open his mouth. “The woman could get in very nicely sideways, more
+pertick’ler since she can see all round her like.”
+
+Chaffey’s complexion had been gradually deepening from crimson to
+purple, and from purple to a fine rich mahogany, his smile had widened
+to an extent that was positively painful, but he spoke with unimpaired
+good humour.
+
+“Neighbours, you may laugh, but I do know what I’m about. I do know
+very well Phœbe Cosser bain’t a beauty, but she’s good, and I d’ ’low
+she’ll make I comfortable--an’ that’s the main p’int to look to. She
+mid be a bit older nor what I be----”
+
+Here the irreverent group in the road began to nudge each other and
+chuckle afresh; Chaffey sat down suddenly on the top of his ladder.
+
+“What I d’ say, neighbours, is,” he began, “what my notion be--if ye’d
+give over sniggering for a moment,” he cried with gathering ire, “I
+could make it plain to ye.”
+
+But they wouldn’t give over; the merriment increased instead of
+diminishing, and at last Daniel, exclaiming that he would be dalled if
+he stood it any longer, leaped to the ground, and, dashing into his
+house, bolted the door behind him.
+
+His friends, trooping into the little garden, serenaded him with a
+ballad which they thought suitable to his case, and having goaded him
+into declaring he would come out in a minute and break their heads for
+them, withdrew in good order and pursued their interrupted course to
+the allotments.
+
+Daniel waited until the last heavy footfall had died away, the last
+battered hat brim disappeared, and then came forth with a vengeful
+expression on his usually good-tempered face. He picked up the hammer
+and nails which he had scattered in his flight, shouldered his ladder
+and carried it round to the little shed in the rear, and then came back
+slowly to resume his labours in the garden.
+
+“She be a good ’un,” he muttered to himself, “let ’em say what they
+like, she be.”
+
+He paused to uplift and secure a tuft of golden rod which had fallen
+across the path.
+
+“I never did take so mich notice of her eyes,” he said to himself.
+“They bain’t so crooked as that comes to--they can see well enough, and
+that’s the p’int.”
+
+He plucked out a tuft of groundsel which had hitherto escaped his
+vigilant eye.
+
+“There’s nothin’ so much amiss wi’ her shape neither--I d’ ’low I’d
+sooner have a nice little comfortable round-about woman nor a great
+gawky faymale like a zowel or a speaker. If she’s pluffy, she’s sprack,
+an’ that’s the p’int.”
+
+Whenever Daniel uttered this last phrase he seemed to pluck up courage,
+and a momentary cheerfulness returned to his face, which, nevertheless,
+speedily became overcast again. Dall it all, he thought, why couldn’t
+folks keep their tongues quiet. What was it to them what kind of missus
+Daniel chose, that they must come tormenting and ballyragging him? He
+didn’t meddle wi’ nobody, and didn’t want nobody to meddle wi’ he, but
+there, even the lord’s roughrider stopped him on the road to deliver,
+as his opinion, that he, Daniel, had chosen a plain-headed one. Old
+Mrs. Inkpen of the shop had laughed at him for marrying a woman so many
+years older than himself. Well, she’d be all the more sensible.
+
+“Let ’em laugh if they do have a mind to; it’ll not hurt Phœbe and I.
+We’ll soon show ’em who’s in the right.”
+
+And with that, he heaved a sigh and went indoors.
+
+Next day he went to call for Phœbe, whom he had promised to escort to
+afternoon church. She stood awaiting him in her own doorway, which she
+filled up pretty well it must be owned--a little ball of a woman with
+the ugliest, merriest face it was possible to conceive. She wore a
+very fine purple hat with a feather in the middle and two red roses on
+each side, and this arrangement of headgear seemed to accentuate the
+somewhat roving propensities of her eyes. Pinned to her jacket was a
+bunch of natural roses that vied with these in hue, and in one stout
+hand she waved a posy, similar in colour and almost equal in size,
+which was intended for her swain.
+
+At sight of her bright face Daniel forgot all his troubles, and after
+bestowing a sounding salute on her hard red cheek, stood straight and
+stiff to be decorated, then, “Come along, my dear,” said he, and they
+set forth arm-in-crook, entirely satisfied with each other.
+
+Nevertheless, as they walked through the churchyard, Daniel was
+conscious of a dawning sense of discomfort, for was not that Abel
+Bolt who stood under the yew tree, and who stepped aside with such
+exaggerated deference to let them pass? Even his hat seemed to Daniel
+to be cocked with a sarcastic air. Martha Hansford and Freza Pitcher
+nudged each other as Phœbe preceded him up the church--he was almost
+sure he saw Martha spread out her hands in allusion to Phœbe’s figure,
+which certainly looked particularly ample in her thick cloth jacket. To
+increase his uneasiness Jarge Vacher took up his position immediately
+behind him. It must be owned that this proximity was seriously
+detrimental to poor Daniel’s devotions. When Phœbe found the place for
+him and invited him to sing out of her own hymn-book he heard a choking
+sound in his rear, which he knew proceeded from Jarge. As he stole a
+cautious glance round he observed that the eyes of more than one member
+of the congregation were directed towards him and the unconscious
+Phœbe, who happened to be in particularly fine voice and was singing
+away with entire satisfaction. Daniel fidgeted and reddened and grew
+more and more wrathful. He couldn’t see anything to laugh at, not
+he. The maid was right to sing out, and to be a bit more tender than
+usual to the man who, before twenty-four hours were out, would be her
+husband. Yes, it would be all over by this time to-morrow--that was one
+comfort; and it was a mercy he had fixed an early hour; none of these
+impudent chaps would be there to dather him.
+
+At the conclusion of the service he started up and hurried from the
+church with what seemed to Phœbe, as she waddled in his wake, unseemly
+haste. Indeed they very nearly had their first serious “miff” on the
+subject. However, once out of sight of the mockers, and wandering with
+his sweetheart in the quiet lanes, where the hedgerows were all ablaze
+with scarlet berries, and primrose and amber leaves made little points
+of light here and there amid the more sober September green, he forgot
+his discomfiture.
+
+“We be like to have a hard winter,” said Phœbe, as they paused to look
+over the first gate in the prescribed fashion of rustic lovers.
+
+“I don’t care,” returned Daniel, gazing at her amourously from beneath
+his tilted hat. “I’ve got a snug little place of my own and a missus to
+make me comfortable. It may snow for all as I do care.”
+
+Alas for Daniel! His jubilation was short-lived. Early on the morrow
+he was up and doing, putting the final touches to his preparations for
+welcoming his bride, and he set forth in good time to join the wedding
+party, whom he found ready and waiting for him, sitting stiffly in
+a row in the parlour. Mr. Cosser, magnificent in broadcloth and his
+father’s deerskin waistcoat; Mrs. Cosser in a violet gown and a Paisley
+shawl; Dick Cosser, Phœbe’s younger brother, in a suit of checks that
+would set an æsthetic person’s teeth on edge; Phœbe herself in a
+crimson silk with a white hat and a fluffy tippet, over which her eyes
+twinkled with most uncanny effect. Daniel privately thought she looked
+very well, and extended his arm to his future mother-in-law, with a
+bosom swelling with pride. Mr. Cosser had already preceded them with
+Phœbe, and Dick brought up the rear with his cousin Mary Ann, a tall
+maid of sixteen, who had an unusual capacity for giggling; these two
+were to officiate respectively as best man and bridesmaid. Daniel’s
+parents had long been dead, and most of his relations scattered, but
+his married sister who lived at some little distance, had promised to
+drive over and meet them at the church. She and her husband and their
+three or four olive-branches were, in fact, already installed in one of
+the front pews when the little procession arrived; the clergyman was in
+readiness, and the ceremony began without delay.
+
+All went well at first; Phœbe was jubilant and extremely audible in her
+replies, Daniel gruff and sheepish as it behoved a rustic bridegroom to
+be, but just as the Rector uplifting his voice inquired “Dost thou take
+this woman to be thy wedded wife?” a certain scuffling sound was heard
+at the further end of the church, and the half-made husband might have
+been seen to start and falter. “Daniel, wilt thou have this woman to be
+thy wedded wife?” repeated the Rector sternly.
+
+Suppressed titters were heard, not only from the direction of the
+porch, but actually from the aisles. For the life of him, Daniel could
+not resist turning his head right and left with an anguished gaze.
+Horror! There was Abel Bolt peering from behind one pillar, and surely
+that was Jarge’s impudent face grinning at him from the opposite side.
+The Rector glared through his spectacles and uplifted his voice yet
+more.
+
+“Daniel!” he cried emphatically, “wilt thou have this woman to be thy
+wedded wife?”
+
+The best man cleared his throat warningly, and the bride turning a
+reproachful glance somewhere in the direction of the west window,
+nudged him with her elbow.
+
+“Speak up!” she whispered. This was the last straw.
+
+Hardly knowing what he did, Daniel started away from her, and whisking
+round charged through the bridal party, down the nave, thrust aside the
+knot of gaping onlookers in the porch, descended the flight of steps
+apparently with one stride, and bounding over the lychgate fled into
+the fields on the opposite side of the road.
+
+Phœbe, with a stifled shriek, hastened after him with all the speed
+that her distress of mind and amplitude of person would admit of, but
+was almost knocked over by her brother Dick, who had started in hot
+pursuit of the fugitive. Mary Ann, not to be outdone, gallopaded in the
+rear, and Mr. Cosser with muttered threats of vengeance hobbled in her
+wake at a considerable distance.
+
+“Yoicks! Gone away!” shouted Abel Bolt, tumbling out of the church
+followed by Jarge and the whole of the idle crew who had brought
+about the catastrophe. In another minute, the whole party joined in
+the chase, and the church was left entirely deserted except for the
+astonished and scandalised Rector, his clerk and poor old Mrs. Cosser,
+who remained dissolved in tears in the front bench. Even Daniel’s own
+relations had joined in pursuit, his sister announcing breathlessly, as
+she hastened forth, that he must have gone out of his mind.
+
+Meanwhile the fugitive, in spite of the tightness of his wedding boots
+and the stiffness of his new clothes, careered across country, with
+almost incredible speed. Now his blue-coated form might be seen leaping
+a hedge, now scudding over a stretch of pasture. Dick, the best man,
+was the nearest to him, family pride lending wings to his long legs,
+but even he was soon distanced, and by the time he had reached the
+second bank and forced his way through the thorns and briars which
+topped it, the runaway bridegroom was nowhere to be seen. Dick was at
+fault, and though when the rest of the pursuers came up they scoured
+the fields, and “drew” the thickets, and hunted up and down by the
+banks, and even searched the willow-bed by the river, no trace of the
+fugitive was to be found. Phœbe had come to a standstill in the midst
+of the third field, where her father presently joined her. They stood
+panting opposite each other for a moment or two, after which Phœbe,
+unfolding a lace-bordered handkerchief, wiped her brow; then restoring
+it to her pocket, she remarked in a tone of conviction:
+
+“I d’ ’low he’ve a-changed his mind.”
+
+“Looks like it,” returned her parent shortly. “Ye can have the law on
+him for this.”
+
+“That wouldn’t be much comfort to I,” she retorted.
+
+“What be goin’ to do then?”
+
+“I d’ ’low I’ll go home-along,” said the forsaken bride with decision.
+“There bain’t no use in standin’ here for the folks to gawk at, an’ I
+mid just so well take up one o’ they fowls. I shouldn’t think any o’
+Dan’l’s folks ’ud want to show their faces at our place.”
+
+“I d’ ’low they won’t,” returned Mr. Cosser in a menacing tone, as
+though who should say, “they’d better not!”
+
+“Let’s be steppin’ then,” said Phœbe. “You’d best look in at church and
+fetch mother. I’ll make haste home.”
+
+“That there Dan’l o’ yourn be a reg’lar rascal!” shouted her father.
+
+Phœbe, who had already proceeded some paces on her way, turned her head
+and called back over her shoulder: “I can’t say as how he’ve acted so
+very well!” Then she went on again.
+
+When the baffled hunting party finally gave up the chase and returned
+to Cosser’s, partly with the hope of being commended for their zeal,
+which they felt must have atoned for all previous errors, partly to
+see how the forsaken bride bore herself, they found that damsel in her
+working dress, “salting down” a fine piece of beef.
+
+“There’ll be a terr’ble lot o’ waste over this ’ere job,” she remarked,
+“but we must do our best to save all what we can.”
+
+“We couldn’t find en nowheres, Phœbe,” cried Dick. “Abel here d’ say
+he’s very like drownded; serve en right if he be.”
+
+Phœbe paused in her labours to cast a reflective glance at the horizon.
+
+“I’ll go warrant he bain’t drownded,” she said. “He don’t want to marry
+I, that’s what ’tis. He wouldn’t ha’ married I a bit the more if you’d
+ha’ catched en.”
+
+“But what’s the meanin’ of it,” thundered Mr. Cosser from his corner,
+“what’s the meanin’ on’t, I want to know. He did seem to know his own
+mind afore--very well he did.”
+
+“I think he was gallied like,” said Phœbe. “E-es, I d’ ’low that’s what
+he wer’.”
+
+Abel and Jarge began to edge away from the group, but Phœbe went on
+without seeming to notice them.
+
+“When Parson did ax en the question straight-out like, I d’ ’low he
+felt ’fraid. That’s what ’twas, he was ’fraid.”
+
+Withdrawing her gaze from the distant hills and heaving a gentle sigh
+she carried away her beef; and as there was no indication that any
+outsider was expected to join the family circle, or indeed to partake
+of any refreshment, the bystanders walked slowly away, and the Cosser
+family proceeded gloomily to divest themselves of their holiday clothes.
+
+It was quite dark when Daniel rose from his cramped and exceedingly
+moist hiding-place in the sedges by the river, and slowly betook
+himself homewards. During the many hours he had lain cowering there,
+listening to the voices of his pursuers, he had had leisure to repent
+of and marvel at the senseless impulse which had brought him to his
+present plight.
+
+“Well, I be a stunpoll!” he had said to himself over and over again.
+“I be a dalled stunpoll! What the mischief did I do it for? Whatever
+will the poor maid think of I? She’ll never look at I again--she’ll
+never take the leastest notice of me.”
+
+More than once he had been half-inclined to rush out of his lair
+and give himself up to justice, but how could he face that grinning
+multitude? If they had made fun of him before, what would they do now?
+Besides her family were furious, and the rustic mind loves justice of
+a certain rough kind. Daniel was not more of a coward than another,
+but he had a wholesome dread of broken bones. No, he dursn’t show his
+face for a long time, that was certain; and as for ever making up with
+Phœbe again, it was out of the question--no woman could forgive such
+treatment.
+
+Very disconsolately, indeed, did Daniel turn in at his own little gate;
+even in the dusk he could see how nice the place looked, how complete
+were his arrangements. He opened the door and slunk in, dropping into
+the nearest chair with a groan. After quite a long time he made up his
+mind to strike a match and look round, though he knew the sight of the
+cosy little room would increase his melancholy. He lit the blue glass
+lamp which had been placed in readiness on the dresser, and with a
+heavy sigh poked up the fire which had been carefully “kept in” with
+a thick layer of wet slack. The light leaped on the newly-papered
+walls with their neat design of blue roses on a buff ground--he had
+papered these walls himself, in honour of the coming event--on the
+two elbow-chairs, just re-covered with a gay chintz. On the table in
+the centre was a small tray with a biblical design in prodigiously
+bright colours, which bore a curious old decanter containing elderberry
+wine, a plate of mixed biscuits and two tumblers. In setting these
+forth that morning he had thought with tender glee of how Phœbe’s
+first wifely task would be to “hot-up” some of that wine in one of
+her new saucepans. Had it not been for his own inconceivable folly,
+they might at that very moment have been sitting face to face drinking
+each other’s health. And now! Daniel dropped his face in his hands and
+fairly sobbed.
+
+One day about a fortnight after the untoward event which had so rudely
+quenched her simple hopes, Phœbe Cosser was standing by the wash-tub up
+to her eyes in suds, with Mary Ann similarly engaged; while Mrs. Cosser
+in the inner room laboriously ironed out a few of the fine things which
+had already passed through her daughter’s hands. All at once, Mary Ann,
+raising her eyes, uttered a little scream which immediately lost itself
+in a fit of giggles.
+
+“There! I never did see such a foolish maid!” commented Phœbe severely.
+“Whatever be gawkin’ at?”
+
+“Lard! There now! Well, to be sure!” ejaculated Mary Ann between
+spasmodic titters. “Look yonder behind the thorn tree!”
+
+The Cossers’ garden sloped downwards towards the road, and a gnarled
+May tree filled the angle where the front hedge joined that which
+separated their piece of ground from their neighbour’s; the twisted
+trunk was split down to a few feet from the ground, and through this
+aperture Daniel Chaffey’s woeful face was peering. As Phœbe turned
+towards him he immediately dived out of sight. After waiting a moment
+and finding he did not reappear Phœbe philosophically went on with her
+washing. In a few minutes, however, Mary Ann began to giggle afresh.
+Phœbe whisked round so sharply that she caught a glimpse of her former
+lover’s vanishing face.
+
+“Don’t take no notice,” she said sternly, implanting a vicious nudge in
+her cousin’s ribs; after which she shifted her position so as to turn
+her back to the thorn.
+
+After another short interval, however, the sound of her own name
+breathed in the most dolorous of tones caused her to turn her head
+once more. Daniel had thrown an arm round each half of the trunk, and
+was craning forth through the gap, his face vying in colour with the
+clusters of haws which surrounded it.
+
+“Phœbe!” he pleaded with a gusty sigh.
+
+“Well?” returned she, slowly wiping the suds from her stout red arms.
+
+“Phœbe, I’ve acted terr’ble bad to ye.”
+
+“E-es, you have,” replied Phœbe succinctly.
+
+“I d’ ’low I have,” he agreed dejectedly. “I be pure sorry, dalled if I
+bain’t.”
+
+Miss Cosser snorted.
+
+“I’ve a-repented, my dear, ever since. E-es, I have! Sure I have!
+Phœbe!”
+
+“Well?”
+
+“I’ve a-been thinkin’--would ye go to church wi’ me now?”
+
+“This minute?” queried Phœbe with alacrity; the muscles of her face
+relaxed, and she twitched down first one of her rolled-up sleeves and
+then the other.
+
+“E-es, this very minute; the Reverend ’ull tie us up right enough if I
+ax en.”
+
+“Gie me a clean apron!” cried Phœbe, turning quickly to Mary Ann and
+jerking at the string of the very damp garment which protected her
+dress.
+
+She already wore her hat, and by the time her cousin, who had vanished
+with a bound, reappeared shaking out the crisp folds of the clean white
+apron, she had unpinned her skirt.
+
+“Now, then,” she remarked after tying it on, and she fixed her best
+eye with a business-like air on her Daniel, who had been gazing at her
+with almost incredulous rapture. He left off embracing the hawthorn and
+reached the garden gate at the same moment as Phœbe herself; and before
+Mrs. Cosser, attracted by Mary Ann’s shrieks of enjoyment, had had time
+to reach the door they had set off arm-in-crook and disappeared round
+the angle of the lane.
+
+
+
+
+“A TERR’BLE VOOLISH LITTLE MAID.”
+
+
+The cottage next door to Mrs. Cross had long been occupied by Mr. and
+Mrs. Frizzel, but when that good couple went to live “Darchester-side”
+near their married daughter Susan, their discarded dwelling was taken
+by a respectable widow woman named Chaffey; and on a certain autumn
+morning she entered into possession.
+
+From under the green “shed” of his cart the carrier extracted a variety
+of goods and chattels, exciting keen interest in the mind of Mrs.
+Cross, who, with her nose flattened against the leaded panes of her
+bedroom window, watched the proceedings closely. The large articles
+of furniture had arrived on the previous day in a waggon--a wooden
+bedstead, so solid in construction and uncompromising in shape that
+its legs had hung over the edge; an oak settle and carved linen chest
+at which Mrs. Cross had turned up her nose, deeming them “terr’ble
+old-fayshioned”.
+
+She was better pleased with the parlour suite of painted wood cushioned
+with brightly coloured cretonne--couch, armchair and three small
+chairs; the lot must have cost at least three pound ten, thought
+Mrs. Cross, for she had seen the like in the upholsterer’s window at
+Branston. Her respect for the newcomer immediately increased, and
+this morning as she squinted down at her from her attic, vainly
+endeavouring to see all round her at once, she was much impressed by
+her appearance.
+
+Mrs. Chaffey was a spare woman of middle height, wearing a decent
+brown stuff gown and grey fringed shawl. Her black bonnet with its
+yellow flowers was quite “fayshionable” in shape, and though her black
+kid gloves were unbuttoned and had moreover grown somewhat grey about
+the finger-tips, they nevertheless conveyed the idea of exceeding
+respectability.
+
+“Quite a genteel sort o’ body,” commented Mrs. Cross, “and do seem to
+know what she be about too,” she added a moment later, as Mrs. Chaffey,
+having entered the house presently emerged again, having changed her
+headgear for a gathered print sun-bonnet, and protected her dress by
+the addition of a large white apron.
+
+Mrs. Cross screwed her head in the other angle of the window and again
+squinted down.
+
+“That’s a feather bed,” she observed as a large tied-up bundle was
+placed in the expectant arms of the newcomer who clearly staggered
+beneath its weight; “carrier did ought to carry it for she. Pillows
+next! And a basket--chaney most like. Fender--fire-irons--kettle--pots
+and a pan or two--very small ’uns they be. ’Tis but a lone ’ooman they
+d’ say, she’ll not want so much cookin’--clock--hassock----”
+
+The carrier’s voice now interrupted the inventory: “This ’ere basket,
+mum--that do make the lot. I hope ye’ll find all reg’lar, mum, and no
+damage done.”
+
+Mrs. Cross, who had been breathing hard in her excitement, was at this
+point constrained to polish the window with her apron; by the time the
+operation was concluded and her nose again applied, Mrs. Chaffey had
+taken out her purse and was slowly counting out a certain number of
+coins into the carrier’s hand. Mrs. Cross could not for the life of her
+see how many, but she observed that the man’s face lengthened.
+
+“Bain’t there nothin’ for luck?” he inquired. “I did take a deal o’
+trouble wi’ they arnaments and sich-like.”
+
+“You’ve a-had what I did agree for,” responded Mrs. Chaffey with
+dignity; her voice was high and clear, and as she spoke she turned
+towards the cottage with a final air.
+
+“I d’ ’low she’s a bit near,” remarked Mrs. Cross as she retired from
+the window, rubbing her nose pensively. “Poor Martha Frizzel! She was a
+good soul, she _was_! Just about!”
+
+She stood a moment looking round the little attic chamber, but without
+seeing either the somewhat untidy bed with its soiled patchwork quilt,
+or the washstand with its cracked jug, or the torn curtain pinned
+half-across the window; she saw instead her neighbour’s shrewd, kindly
+face bending over a pot of well-stewed tea, or nodding briefly in
+response to sundry requests for the use of a bucket, or the loan of a
+pan, and sometimes a few “spuds”.
+
+“Mind you do bring ’em back,” was all Mrs. Frizzel would say. Well,
+sometimes Mrs. Cross did bring them back, and sometimes Martha came and
+fetched ’em, but she never made a bit of fuss, and was always as kind
+and neighbourly as she could be.
+
+Mrs. Chaffey must be getting a bit settled by this time, Mrs. Cross
+thought, and resolved to pop in and ask how she was getting on. She
+smoothed her rough hair with the palms of her hands, jerked down her
+sleeves, which she usually wore rolled up till dinner-time, not because
+she fatigued herself with over-much work, but because it seemed somehow
+the proper thing to do of a morning; she twitched her apron straight,
+pinned over a gap in her bodice--Mrs. Cross was a great believer in the
+efficacy of pins, and rarely demeaned herself by using a needle and
+thread--and finally composing her features to an expression of polite
+and sympathetic interest, strolled leisurely downstairs and into her
+neighbour’s premises.
+
+Mrs. Chaffey was standing by her table, busily unpacking china, but
+when the other entered remarking genially that she thought she’d just
+look in to see how Mrs. Chaffey liked her noo place, and if she could
+lend a hand anywheres, she came forward with a somewhat frosty smile
+and set a chair.
+
+“Sit down, won’t ye?” she said. “I’m a bit busy, but there! it do do
+folks good to set a bit now and then.”
+
+“E-es, indeed, my dear,” responded Mrs. Cross enthusiastically; it
+was a sentiment she cordially endorsed. “Lard! if a body was to keep
+upon their legs from morn till night, churchyard ’ud be fuller at
+the year’s end nor it needs to be. I be pure glad you’ve a-took this
+’ere house,” she added graciously, “’tis what I scarce expected as
+any respectable party ’ud come to it. The chimbley smokes,” said
+Mrs. Cross delightedly; “there, ’tis summat awful how it do smoke!
+And in the bedroom the rain and wind do fair beat in when a bit of a
+storm do come--’tis these ’ere queer little vooty winder-panes--rain
+comes through them so easy as anything. And the damp! there, Mrs.
+Frizzel, what lived here last, used to say many a time: ‘Mrs. Cross,
+my dear,’ she did use to say, ‘the damp do seem to creep into my very
+bwones’. But I be pure glad to see you here, I’m sure,” she summed up
+cheerfully, “and ’tis to be hoped as you’ll find it comfortable.”
+
+Mrs. Chaffey’s face, always somewhat plaintive in expression, had
+become more and more dismal as her neighbour proceeded, and she now
+heaved a deep sigh.
+
+“I d’ ’low ’twill do for I,” she said gloomily; “I be a lone ’ooman,
+Mrs. ----?”
+
+She paused tentatively.
+
+“Mrs. Cross be my name, my dear. E-es--Maria Cross. E-es, that be my
+name, my dear.”
+
+“Well, Mrs. Cross,” resumed the newcomer, taking up her discourse in
+a voice tuned to just the same note of melancholy patience as before,
+“well, Mrs. Cross, as I was a-sayin’, I be a lone ’ooman, a widow
+’ooman, and I d’ ’low I must look to be put upon. I bain’t surprised to
+hear o’ the house bein’ damp and the chimbley smokin’--’tis jest what I
+mid have expected; and so I’ll tell the agent when I do go for to pay
+my rent.”
+
+“It did ought to be considered in the rent,” suggested Mrs. Cross.
+
+“It did,” agreed Mrs. Chaffey, and for a moment her eyes assumed an
+uncommonly wide-awake expression. “I’ll mention it to the gentleman,
+but I don’t look for much satisfaction--I don’t indeed, Mrs. Cross. A
+few shillin’s back maybe, and a new chimbley-pot, and toils put right
+on the roof, and a bit o’ lead paper maybe at back o’ my bed--no more
+nor that, Mrs. Cross--they’ll not do more than that for a lone ’ooman.”
+
+“And didn’t ye never ha’ no childern?” inquired Mrs. Cross, with her
+head on one side; “it do seem molloncholy for ye to be left wi’out
+nobody to do a hand’s turn for ’ee, poor soul.”
+
+Mrs. Chaffey shook her head with a portentous expression.
+
+“A-h-h-h, Mrs. Cross, my dear,” she said, “if there was sich a thing as
+a bit o’ gratitood in this world, I wouldn’t be left wi’out a creature
+to do for me at my time o’ life. Childern of my own I have not,” said
+Mrs. Chaffey, with an air which indicated that the fact was very much
+to her credit, “but there’s them livin’ now as I’ve been more than a
+mother to, what have gone and left I in my ancient years--as thankless.”
+
+“Lard, now!” ejaculated her neighbour, much interested; “ye don’t
+tell I so, Mrs. Chaffey. Somebody what you’ve a-been very good to, I
+suppose, mum?”
+
+“Good!” echoed Mrs. Chaffey. “Good’s not the word for it, Mrs. Cross.
+’Twas my first cousin’s child--a poor little penniless maid what was
+brought up in a institootion--an orphan, my dear, as hadn’t nobody in
+the world to look to. Well, when her time was up at the institootion, I
+come for’ard, and I says, ‘I’ll take her,’ I says; ‘she don’t need to
+go to service,’ I says. ‘I’m her mother’s cousin,’ I told ’em, ‘and she
+can come to live wi’ I.’”
+
+“And they were delighted of course,” suggested Mrs. Cross, as she
+paused impressively.
+
+“No; if you’ll believe me, they fair dathered I wi’ axin’ questions,
+and wantin’ I to make promises and that. ‘Why didn’t I come and see
+the maid afore?’ says they, as if ’twas likely, Mrs. Cross, as I’d go
+trapesin’ off to a institootion to ax arter a maid as was too small to
+be any good to anybody. Then they did want I to give her wages. Wages
+to a little bit of a thing as knowed nothin’, and couldn’t do nothin’!
+‘No,’ I says, ‘I’ll give her a home,’ I says, ‘and I’ll be a mother to
+her, and train her same as if she was my own child, but more than that
+I will _not_ do.’”
+
+“O’ course not,” agreed Mrs. Cross; “lucky enough she was to get sich a
+good offer, _I_ think.”
+
+“And so you may,” agreed the other solemnly, “and so I did often say
+to the maid herself. ‘You may think yourself lucky,’ I did say to her
+often and often; ‘many another,’ I did tell her, ‘’ud put you out on
+the road when you do behave so voolish. But me! look at the patience
+I’ve had wi’ you!’ ’Twas a terr’ble voolish maid, Mrs. Cross--she was a
+bit silly in herself to begin with, and they institootions--Lard, they
+do never seem to teach a maid a thing as ’ull be a bit o’ use to ’em!
+She could scrub a stone passage a mile long if she was put to it, but
+there bain’t no passages in cottages, and she couldn’t so much as peel
+a potato or wash a cabbage. Well, I did take so much pains wi’ her as a
+mother could ha’ done--I did make her find out for herself how to hold
+a knife, no matter how much she did cut herself. ‘Find out,’ I did
+say; and she _did_ find out. And when grubs come up on the dish wi’ the
+cabbages, I’d cut off the bits as was nearest to ’em and put ’em on her
+plate; so she did soon learn, ye see. Sleep! that maid ’ud sleep many
+an’ many a cold morning arter I’d pulled blankets off her--e-es, there
+she’d lay so fast as anything, and never take a bit o’ notice till I
+got a drap o’ cold water--an that didn’t always wake her up all to
+once. There, she was fair aggravatin’!--when I did get her up at last
+and get back to bed again, I couldn’t get a wink o’ sleep for thinkin’
+on’t.”
+
+“Dear, to be sure! Well now!” commented Mrs. Cross, scratching her
+elbows appreciatively.
+
+“E-es, indeed,” continued Mrs. Chaffey, warming with her theme. “I did
+tell her many a time, ‘You’ll come to no good’. Ah, that I did, and she
+didn’t come to no good neither.”
+
+“Didn’t she though?” queried the other with interest. “Took up with a
+soldier, very like?”
+
+“Nothin’ o’ the kind. There weren’t no soldiers anywheres near us.
+’Twas another kind of a man altogether.”
+
+“A-h-h,” groaned Mrs. Cross sympathetically. “And I s’pose he wouldn’t
+marry her, mum?”
+
+“E-es, he married her, Mrs. Cross,” responded the widow in a tone of
+dignified surprise. “E-es, he married her. Indeed he did.”
+
+“But there was carryin’s on, I s’pose?” suggested Mrs. Cross
+respectfully.
+
+Mrs. Chaffey fixed her with a stony stare.
+
+“I’m not one as ’ud allow no carryin’s on,” she returned loftily.
+“When the man come and axed Jenny--that was her name--I says to her,
+‘Not with my consent,’ I says--well, she took and got married wi’out
+it.”
+
+“Lard ha’ mercy me,” ejaculated the listener, seeing that she was
+expected to say something, “well, that was----” she hesitated, “I
+s’pose the man wasn’t one as you’d ha’ picked for her, Mrs. Chaffey?
+Maybe,” she added darkly, “he wasn’t in work?”
+
+“He was in work,” replied Mrs. Chaffey solemnly, “reg’lar. Oh, e-es, he
+was in _work_.”
+
+Mrs. Cross was a good deal mystified, and being too uncertain of her
+ground to venture on a comment, contented herself with clicking her
+tongue and turning up her eyes.
+
+“’Tis a queer tale; ’tis indeed,” resumed the widow; “but as I did
+often say to she arter the job was done: ‘Don’t blame me, Jenny--what
+you did do, you did do wi’ your eyes open. I’ve a-told you plain,’ I
+says, ‘I’ve gied ye the best advice. Stay,’ I says, ‘where you’re well
+off. You’ve a-got a good home,’ I did tell her, ‘and one what is a
+mother to ye--don’t ye go for to take up with this ’ere stranger.’”
+
+“Ah,” interrupted Mrs. Cross, beginning to think she at last saw
+daylight, “he was a stranger, was he?”
+
+“He was a man what come to the door,” returned the other impressively,
+“what come to the door like any tramp. I did take en to be a tramp
+first off.”
+
+“Oh, and he wasn’t a tramp then?” put in her neighbour, slightly
+disappointed.
+
+“He _mid_ ha’ been one,” resumed the narrator, with a dignified wave
+of the hand intended to discourage further unnecessary and frivolous
+questions. “I’m willing to tell ’ee about it, Mrs. Cross, if you be
+willing to listen. ’Twas a Sunday of all days. We’d a’ been pretty
+busy till dinner-time. I’d got Jenny up soon arter four to get through
+wi’ cleanin’ up--I’m always one what likes to have the place reg’lar
+perfect, ye know--and by the time I come down for breakfast she’d a’
+got everything straight. Well, her an’ me fell out--she did want if ye
+please to go to church wi’ I--so I says to her, ‘Who’s to get dinner
+then? Be I to wait on you?’ says I. ‘No,’ I says, ‘you stay at home
+and do your dooty, and you can go to the childern’s service in the
+afternoon if you behave well,’ says I. Well, but she wouldn’t hear
+reason; I did leave her cryin’ like a baby.
+
+“I were a bit late comin’ back--chattin’ to this one and that one, an’
+when I got in, what did I see but a strange man by the fire. Ye could
+ha’ knocked I down wi’ a feather. I did jist drap in the first chair I
+come to and p’int that way wi’ my finger--I couldn’t get out a word.
+
+“‘Please ye, ma’am,’ says Jenny (I wouldn’t have her callin’ I _Cousin
+Maria_, d’ye see, a little maid same as her out of a institootion! She
+did offer to call I so once or twice, but I soon checked her). ‘Please
+ye, ma’am,’ she says, ‘this ’ere poor chap was so terr’ble cold--froze
+up he was--he’d a-been walkin’ ten mile an’ more in the snow; and when
+he axed I to let en in to warm hisself a bit, I didn’t think you’d
+object.’
+
+“‘You didn’t think I’d object,’ says I. ‘You little good-for-nothin’
+hussy! We might ha’ been robbed an’ murdered for all you care.’
+
+“The man turned round laughin’ as impident as ye like. He was a
+Irishman, Mrs. Cross--I could tell it the very minute I clapped eyes on
+his face, afore he so much as opened his mouth, and when he did begin
+to speak, Lard ha’ mercy me! I never did hear sick languidge.”
+
+“Swearin’ an’ that?” questioned Mrs. Cross, with her head on one side.
+
+“Oh no, nothin’ o’ that sort, but sick a queer, ignorant fayshion o’
+talkin’. ‘The top o’ the mornin’ to ye, ma’am,’ says he. ‘Is it murther
+ye’re talkin’ of? Sure, how could I be afther murtherin’ ye when ye
+weren’t here?’ he says. ‘Don’t ye be afeerd,’ he went on--I can’t
+really remember his queer talk, but he said he had come over harvestin’
+an’ then got laid up wi’ a fever, an’ was a long time in hospital, and
+now, he said, he was on his way to see a friend who had been in the
+hospital at the same time, and after that he had the promise of work.
+
+“A reg’lar cock-and-bull story; I didn’t believe a word on’t. I did
+tell en so.
+
+“‘Why be ye a-trapsin’ the roads then,’ says I, ‘if you’ve a-been
+invited to stay with a friend?’
+
+“‘I missed my road,’ says he, ‘I took the wrong turn; I shan’t get
+there till night now,’ he says. ‘I’m a bit weak still with being sick
+so long, and it’ll take me all my time to get there.’
+
+“‘You’d best be startin’ then,’ says I, p’intin’ to the door. Then if
+ye’ll believe it that little impident maid ups and interferes.
+
+“‘Oh, ma’am,’ she says, ‘let him bide and eat a bit o’ dinner wi’ us.
+I’m sure he’s a respectable man, and it’s Sunday and all. And there’s
+more dinner nor we can eat.’
+
+“Well, I could ha’ shook her--‘I’ll thank ye, Jenny, to mind your own
+business,’ I says, ‘a little chit like you, what’s kept for charity.
+Bain’t it enough,’ I says, ‘to be beholden to I for every bit you do
+put into your own mouth wi’out wantin’ to waste the food what don’t
+belong to ye on good-for-nothin’ tramps and idlers?’ I says. Then the
+man gets up.
+
+“‘That’ll do, ma’am,’ he says, ‘I wouldn’t touch bite or sup of yours,’
+he says, ‘for fear it ’ud stick in my throat. Good-bye my dear,’ he
+says to Jenny, ‘an’ blessin’s on your pretty face and your kind heart.
+Maybe better times ’ull be comin’ for you as well as for me,’ he says.”
+
+“Ah,” put in Mrs. Cross excitedly, “he had summat in his mind about
+her, you mid be sure.”
+
+Mrs. Chaffey threw out a warning hand once more and pursued her
+narrative.
+
+“I did give the maid a right-down good talkin’-to, you mid think, but
+it didn’t seem to do her much good.
+
+“About a week or two arter, I was sendin’ her to fetch the washin’
+back--I did use to wash for a lady what lived a mile away, and
+sometimes carrier did fetch it, and sometimes I did send Jenny. Well,
+’twas a heavyish basket, and when I did see her marchin’ back down the
+path, I says to her:--
+
+“‘You’ve a-been quicker nor I could ha’ looked for,’ I says.
+
+“‘Oh, e-es,’ says she, ‘somebody helped I for to carry it.’
+
+“‘Somebody,’ I says. ‘Who?’
+
+“She went quite red, and opened her mouth and shut it again, and then
+she says very quick:--
+
+“‘Oh, a man what I met, as said it did seem too heavy for I.’”
+
+“Ah-h-h!” said Mrs. Cross, seizing her opportunity as the other paused
+for breath, “it was him?”
+
+Mrs. Chaffey resented the other’s eagerness to jump to a conclusion,
+and continued in a voice of increased sternness, and without noticing
+the interruption:--
+
+“Next day was a Sunday again. I wasn’t feelin’ so very well, so I did
+tell her she mid go to church that mornin’ an’ I’d bide at home. Well,
+that there little maid took so long a-dressin’ of herself as if she was
+a queen; so arter I’d called her once or twice I just went upstairs an’
+looked in at her. I had my soft shoes on, and she didn’t hear I comin’.
+
+“There she was, if you please, a-kneeling before her bed, a-turnin’ of
+her head this way an’ that, an’ a-lookin’ at herself in a wold lid of
+a biscuit-box, what she’d picked up somewheres an’ rubbed up till it
+did seem so bright as silver. There! the little impident hussy; she
+had stood it up against her pillow, an’ she was a-lookin’ at herself
+an’ a-holdin’ up a bit o’ blue ribbon, fust under her chin an’ then
+sideways again her hat.
+
+“‘Jenny,’ I says, an’, dear, to be sure, how the voolish maid did jump!
+
+“‘Lard, ma’am,’ says she, ‘you did fray me!’
+
+“‘What be doin’ there?’ I axes her very sharp. ‘What be doin’ with that
+there ribbon? Where did you get it?’ I says, for I knowed very well
+she hadn’t a penny of her own.
+
+“She went so red as a poppy, an’ stood still, gawkin’ at I, wi’out
+making no answer.
+
+“‘You did steal it, I d’ ’low,’ I says, an’ I gives a kind of a scream.
+
+“Then she did go white, and her teeth fair chattered in her head.
+
+“‘Oh, no, ma’am,’ she cried; ‘no, indeed. It be mine, honest. It was
+give me.’
+
+“‘Give ye,’ says I. ‘Who give it?’
+
+“Then she did begin a-cryin’ and a-rockin’ of herself backwards an’
+forrads. ‘It be mine,’ she sobs; ‘somebody did give it to I.’
+
+“‘_Somebody!_’ I says, an’ the notion come to I all to once. ‘It was
+never that man as you met on the road yesterday?’
+
+“Not a word would she answer, but goes on cryin’.
+
+“‘Jenny Medway,’ I says to her, ‘I’ll come to the bottom of this here
+tale if I do have to call Policeman Jackson in for to take ’ee to
+prison. Tell I the truth this minute, or I’ll run out an’ fetch en. It
+won’t be the first time as you’ve met that man, whoever he be. Own up,
+or I’ll call Jackson.’
+
+“Well, she was real scared, an’ she ketched hold o’ my arm:--
+
+“‘Oh don’t, ma’am, don’t do that!’ she says, ‘I’ll tell ’ee--I’ll tell
+’ee. ’Twas the man what did come to the door----’
+
+“‘You wicked, wicked wench!’ I says. ‘I d’ ’low ye’ve a-been meetin’ of
+en regular.’
+
+“‘No, indeed, ma’am,’ she cries, ‘I never set eyes on en since that
+day, till yesterday, when I did meet en quite accidental-like--an’ he
+did offer to carry my basket for I, an’ he did put his hand in’s pocket
+an’ pull out this bit o’ ribbon--he’d a-been carryin’ it about hopin’
+to meet I, he did say, for he did think it jist the same colour as my
+eyes.’”
+
+“Well! well! well!” exclaimed Mrs. Cross, clapping her hands together
+and shaking her head. “Lard now! dear to be sure! What nonsense-talk,
+weren’t it, ma’am?”
+
+“I did tell her so indeed,” returned Mrs. Chaffey, severely. “I did
+tell her plain what I thought of her--‘Courtin’ an’ carryin’ on wi’ a
+tramp on the road!’ I says.
+
+“‘He bain’t a tramp,’ she cries, quite in a temper, if you please.
+‘He’s an honest, respectable young man. He’ve a-got good work now, an’
+he be a-lookin’ for to settle.’”
+
+“Ah!” put in the irrepressible Mrs. Cross. “He was lookin’ out for a
+wife.”
+
+Once more Mrs. Chaffey quelled her with a glance and proceeded:--
+
+“‘An’ be he wantin’ you to settle wi’ en?’ I axed the maid straight-out.
+
+“She hangs her head, an’ begins a-playin’ wi’ the buttons of her bodice.
+
+“‘He did say so,’ she says, very low; ‘he did ax I to walk wi’ en an’
+think it over--he be gettin’ good wage,’ she says, lookin’ up at me.
+‘He says he’ll do all what he can for me--I think I could like en very
+well--I d’ ’low he be a good man.’”
+
+Mrs. Cross clicked her tongue and shook her head with an air of
+disapproval.
+
+“Yes, indeed, my dear,” cried Mrs. Chaffey warmly, “that was my own
+opinion. My dooty did stare I in the face.”
+
+“‘Put that there notion out of your head, Jenny,’ I says to her, very
+firm, ‘for I’ll never hear on’t--never!’ I says. ‘If you was a-thinkin’
+o’ meetin’ that idle good-for-nothin’ fellow this mornin’, you may give
+up the notion. Take off your hat,’ I says, ‘an’ put by that jacket of
+yours. Outside this house you don’t set foot this day. You bide at
+home,’ I says.”
+
+Mrs. Cross looked dubious at first, but catching the other’s severe
+eye, shook her head once more in an impersonal way, and folded her arms
+with an appearance of great unconcern.
+
+“The way that maid did go on,” pursued Mrs. Chaffey, “was scandalous,
+quite scandalous, I do assure ’ee. She cried an’ sobbed, and acskally
+tried for to dodge round to the door, but I were too quick for her. I
+nipped out first, and turned the key in the lock.
+
+“Well, if you’ll believe me, jist about dinner-time, who should come
+walkin’ up to the house as bold as brass, but my gentleman himself, an’
+before I could shut door in’s face if that little bold hussy didn’t
+call out to en from the window: ‘I’m locked in, Mr. Connor, I’m locked
+in!’
+
+“‘Locked in, are ye?’ says he; an’ for the minute I was frightened at
+the looks of en.
+
+“If ye’ll believe me, Mrs. Cross, the fellow walks straight into the
+house, makin’ no more o’ me nor if I wasn’t there. He pushes past I,
+and marches upstairs and bursts open the door o’ Jenny’s room.
+
+“‘Locked in, are ye?’ he says. ‘I’ll soon settle that. Come down,
+asthore’--E-es, ’twas some such name as that he did call her--‘come
+down, asthore. I’ve a little word to say to ye, an’ I want this good
+lady to hear it as well as yerself.’
+
+“‘I’ll call the police,’ I says. ‘I’ll call them in a minute,’ I says.”
+
+“I’d a-done that, I’m sure,” cried Mrs. Cross. “I’m sure I would.
+Housebreakin’ ye know. _Did_ ye call ’em?” she added, as Mrs. Chaffey
+seemed to hesitate.
+
+“Well, no, my dear,” returned that lady. “I did not. I was all shaky
+an’ trembley like. Besides,” she added, casting up her eyes, “I be
+always for peace, Mrs. Cross. ‘Peace an’ quietness,’ is my motto. I
+could no more break the law o’ Christian lovin’ kindness nor--nor
+anything, Mrs. Cross.”
+
+“‘Now, Jenny, alanna,’” says the man, ‘you an’ me was talkin’
+yesterday, so I may as well come to the p’int at once. I want a home,
+an’ you want a home.’
+
+“‘You make a mistake,’ says I, ‘the girl does _not_ want a home. Jenny
+has got a good home--a better home nor she do deserve,’ I says.
+
+“‘A pretty home!’ says he; ‘a prison! Don’t mind her, me darlin’. Just
+look me in the face, an’ tell me will ye have me?’
+
+“‘I will,’ she says, so bold as brass--the little barefaced, impident
+wench! I did really blush for her.
+
+“‘Then,’ says he, ‘I’ll put up the banns on Sunday, an’ the two of us
+’ull be j’ined together before the month’s out.’
+
+“Well! To think of the chap settlin’ everythin’ straight off, an’ she
+givin’ in wi’out so much as a question! I stood gawkin’ at ’em both,
+wi’ my tongue quite speechless. Then the chap goes up to Jenny, and
+says he:--
+
+“‘I’m sorry we can’t walk out by ourselves,’ he says, ‘but we must do
+wi’out that.’ An’ before my very eyes, Mrs. Cross, he puts his arm
+round her waist, an’ kisses her. ‘I’ll strive to be a good husband to
+ye,’ says he, ‘an’ I’ll engage I’ll have the best little wife in the
+world.’
+
+“Then he turns round to I an’ whips off his hat, jist out o’ pure
+impidence.
+
+“‘Good mornin’ to ye, ma’am,’ he says; ‘I’m afraid its losin’ yer black
+slave ye’ll be.’”
+
+“_Oh!_” interrupted Mrs. Cross, much scandalised. “Such a thing to say.”
+
+“E-es, indeed,” responded Mrs. Chaffey, “an’ me as had a-been so good
+to her. I did tell her so, so soon as I’d got my breath. ‘Me, what has
+been a mother to ye,’ I did tell her, ‘that ye should go a-backbitin’
+o’ I an’ a-sayin’ such things.’
+
+“‘I never said nothin’, ma’am,’ says she.
+
+“Such a story. It do stand to reason as if she must ha’ gone abusin’ o’
+I.”
+
+“Maybe he thought of hissel’ you was a bit hard on her,” said Mrs.
+Cross, struck by a brilliant idea.
+
+The inspiration, however, was not a happy one apparently. Mrs. Chaffey
+took great umbrage, and it was, indeed, some time before her neighbour
+could pacify her sufficiently to induce her to continue her tale.
+
+“I did talk to her kind, an’ I did talk to her sharp,” she resumed, in
+an aggrieved tone. “But no; she wouldn’t hear reason, an’ at last I did
+fair lose patience.
+
+“‘Well, then,’ says I, ‘I be done wi’ ’ee; I’ll ha’ no more to say to
+’ee from this out. If you do leave yer good home,’ I says, ‘an’ desert
+one what’s the same as yer mother, I be done wi’ ’ee. Mark my words,’ I
+did tell her, ‘this ’ere marriage’ll turn out unlucky. You’ll repent it
+all the days of your life.’”
+
+“Ah!” said Mrs. Cross, sucking in her breath with gruesome relish. “An’
+she did, Mrs. Chaffey, I should think. She _did_.”
+
+“She did ought to,” returned Mrs. Chaffey, impressively, and paused.
+
+“I d’ ’low she hasn’t done so very well for herself?” insinuated the
+other. “She hasn’t a-got such a very good home.”
+
+Mrs. Chaffey rubbed her nose and coughed, but apparently did not feel
+called upon to enter into particulars as to the recreant Jenny’s
+domicile.
+
+“Her man be out o’ work pretty often, I dare say?” hinted Mrs. Cross.
+
+“Not as I’ve heerd on, so far,” returned her neighbour, in a tone which
+implied that Mr. Connor would probably find himself thrown upon the
+world in a very short time.
+
+“Any family, my dear?”
+
+“Two,” replied the widow. “Two childern, Mrs. Cross--a boy an’ a girl.”
+
+“You haven’t ever seen them, of course?”
+
+“E-es, my dear,” responded Mrs. Chaffey, with a superior air. “I do see
+’em two or three times a year. I bain’t one for to bear malice. When
+her ’usband do drive her over on a Bank Holiday I could never have the
+’eart for to shut my door i’ their faces.”
+
+“Drive over!” exclaimed Mrs. Cross. “They must be free wi’ their dibs
+to go throwin’ ’em about on car-hire.”
+
+“It don’t cost them nothin’,” said Mrs. Chaffey hastily. “’Tis their
+own trap.”
+
+Mrs. Cross gasped.
+
+“They keeps a trap! They must be pretty well off.”
+
+Seeing that this remark was evidently unpleasing to her new friend, she
+obsequiously hastened to allude to what she felt sure must be a genuine
+grievance.
+
+“An’ not a bit grateful, as you was a-sayin’ jist now! She don’t
+remember, I shouldn’t think, all what you’ve a-done for her. She don’t
+never make you no return I d’ ’low. She don’t never give ’ee nothin’,
+do she?”
+
+“Nothin’ to speak of,” retorted the other, peevishly, and closed her
+mouth with a snap.
+
+“Such as half a dozen fresh eggs, I suppose?” suggested Mrs. Cross.
+“She wouldn’t ever give ’ee a fowl now, would she? Would she?” she
+persisted, as Mrs. Chaffey did not answer. “I shouldn’t think she’d
+ever give ’ee a fowl. Lard, no, not a fowl--would she?”
+
+Mrs. Chaffey was at length goaded into an answer.
+
+“If she did it wouldn’t be so very much. I wouldn’t think meself at
+all beholden to her--no, that I wouldn’t. Seein’ that she’s got dozens
+of ’em a-runnin’ about her place, I don’t think I need be so very
+thankful if she do spare a couple every now an’ then, an’ a ham at
+Christmas, wi’ all the pigs they’ve got.”
+
+“A ham!” ejaculated Mrs. Cross. “A _ham_! Why, they _must_ be doin’
+pretty well!”
+
+“Well--not so bad,” conceded Mrs. Chaffey, very unwillingly. “Connor,
+he did take a kind o’ little farm a few year ago, a kind o’ dairy farm.
+They’ve a-got pigs an’ chickens an’ sich-like--a deal of ’em. I hope
+there mayn’t be too many,” she added darkly. “I hope they mayn’t be
+a-livin’ too free an’ a-spendin’ too fast. I hope not. I hope there
+mayn’t be a day o’ reckonin’ comin’.”
+
+She shook her head in an ominous manner, and Mrs. Cross hastened to
+follow her example.
+
+“They bain’t a-layin’ anything by, ye may be sure,” she exclaimed
+conclusively.
+
+A kind of spasm crossed the other lady’s face, and she rose hastily,
+remarking that if she didn’t begin to straighten up a bit she wouldn’t
+get the house put to rights before bedtime.
+
+Mrs. Cross took the hint, rose likewise, and backed meditatively
+towards the door.
+
+“Well, ’tis a strange tale what you’ve a-told I, Mrs. Chaffey, an’ I do
+feel for ye terr’ble. As for that there voolish----”
+
+She paused suddenly, a slow grin dawning on her face.
+
+“She don’t seem to ha’ done so very bad for herself, after all,” she
+remarked, and vanished.
+
+
+
+
+SWEETBRIAR LANE.
+
+
+“There they go,” said Grandmother Legg, “a-marchin’ off together so
+happy as a king and a queen.”
+
+Susan Ball, a visitor from the town, craned her head round the
+door-post and gazed after the young couple with interest. David Samson,
+a big broad-shouldered, rather awkward looking young fellow was walking
+arm-in-crook with Rebecca Yeatman, Mrs. Legg’s orphan granddaughter.
+A little slender fair-haired thing, lissom and graceful in all her
+movements was Rebecca--she looked like an elf as she paced along beside
+her cumbersome lover.
+
+“They’ve a-been a-courtin’ a long time, haven’t they, mum?” queried
+Miss Ball.
+
+“They’ve a-been coortin’,” responded Grandmother Legg emphatically,
+“since they was no higher than nothin’ at all. Dear, yes! he’d come
+Sunday after Sunday same as if they was reg’lar coortin’ folk, an’
+Rebecca, she’d lay down her doll, and fetch her hat, an’ walk off so
+serious as a grown-up maid. Poor Legg--he had all his senses then same
+as anybody else--he’d laugh fit to split he would.”
+
+Miss Ball looked towards the chimney corner where Grandfather Legg
+was now installed and received from that worthy old gentleman a smile
+calculated to give any weak-minded person a “turn,” accompanied by
+some unintelligible remark delivered in a quavering treble. Miss
+Ball, who was not troubled with nerves, smiled back at him and nodded
+cheerfully.
+
+“He haven’t got no wits at all now, mum, have he?” she inquired
+parenthetically of Mr. Legg’s better-half. “But we was a-talkin’ of
+Rebecca. I do ’low she an’ David ’ull be gettin’ married one o’ these
+days?”
+
+Grandmother Legg screwed up her mouth and shook her head dubiously.
+
+“I don’t know I’m sure,” she replied. “David he’s not earnin’ more nor
+ten shillin’ a week, nor likely to for a good bit, and Rebecca, she
+wouldn’t be much good at keepin’ house on such a little money. ’Tis a
+child, Miss Ball, nothin’ but a child. There, if you was to see the
+antics she do carry on wi’ David! I do truly wonder the chap has so
+much patience wi’ her. Sweetbriar Lane is where they do always go. ’Tis
+Coortin’ Lane, you know--so they do call it hereabouts--and a-many
+do go a-walkin’ there of a Sunday an’ they do tell I that Rebecca do
+seem to care for nothin’ but teasin’ and tormentin’ the poor boy. Mary
+Vacher--e-es, ’twas Mary--did tell I last week as she an’ her young
+man was a-walkin’ in Sweetbriar Lane o’ Sunday and she did see our
+little maid a-playin’ all manner o’ tricks on Davy. One minute she’d
+be runnin’ round a haystack, then when the poor chap ’ud run after her
+she’d trip off and hide behind an elder-bush. Mary did say she’d go
+dancin’ from one place to another just lettin’ him nearly catch her but
+poppin’ off the minute he’d come close.”
+
+“Well, there now,” commented Susan, “it do seem childish, don’t it?”
+
+“It be reg’lar nonsense I do tell her,” said Mrs. Legg severely; then
+relaxing--“but Mary Vacher did say ’twas really so good as a play to
+watch ’em. Her an’ her own young man stood lookin’ arter ’em a long
+while, she said. There, Rebecca ’ud go flyin’ up the path same as a
+bird or a butterfly; an’ every now an’ again she’d stop and smile round
+at Davy an’ beckon him, an’ off ’ud run poor Davy, hammerin’ arter
+her so hard as he could, an’ just as he’d be holdin’ out them great
+long arms o’ his off she’d go again. An’ she’s real fond o’ him, mind
+ye--’tisn’t as if she looked at anybody else.”
+
+“Ye did ought to speak to her a bit sharp, mum,” said Miss Ball
+severely, “you did ought to scold her for it. They bain’t sensible,
+sich goin’s on.”
+
+“Scold her!” ejaculated the other. “I mid just so well speak to the
+wall. I mid just so well expect that there settle to hear reason. She
+don’t mind me, what’s her own grandmother, no more nor if I was the
+cat. She haven’t got no respect for nothin’. I’ve see’d her pinch
+David’s arm when they was a-walkin’ up the church steps one day----”
+
+“Never!” ejaculated the scandalised Susan.
+
+“She did though! And she’ll carry on her antics up in the churchyard
+yonder--you know the churchyard up Sweetbriar Lane?--she’d as soon
+play off her tricks there as on the Downs. Even when she was a little
+bit of a maid she’d never run past the lychgate same as the other
+children--she’d go a-swingin’ round the pillars or a-climbin’ on the
+trestles, or she’d maybe pop through the gate and put her face up again
+the bars and dare David to kiss her. He dursn’t go nigh the place, poor
+boy, an’ she knowed that very well.”
+
+“Well, well!” sighed Susan Ball, “I wouldn’t like to say nothin’ unkind
+o’ your granddaughter, Mrs. Legg, but ’tis to be hoped as she’ll not
+come to a bad end, mum.”
+
+“’Tis to be hoped so,” agreed Mrs. Legg, “but there’s no knowin’.” She
+echoed Susan’s sigh but smiled the while; indeed it was evident that
+she looked on the misdemeanours of Rebecca with a certain tolerance,
+one might almost say satisfaction, as distinguishing her from the
+ordinary run of maidens.
+
+Meanwhile Rebecca and David, having finished a somewhat discursive
+progress up Sweetbriar Lane, emerged on the Downs beyond. Here Rebecca
+took up a position on a sunny little gorse-crowned hillock and
+despatched him to a neighbouring copse with orders to collect some of
+the wild strawberries which grew there in abundance.
+
+Nearly a score of journeys did David make to and from that copse, while
+Rebecca fanned herself with a beech-branch and gibed at him for his
+slowness.
+
+“I do ’low you do eat more nor you do pick,” she remarked at last.
+
+David stood stock still, indignant and disheartened.
+
+“There’s no pleasin’ ye!” he cried. “I haven’t so much as ate one.”
+
+“No more have I then!” exclaimed Rebecca; and uplifting her beechen fan
+she proudly showed him a pile of the ruddy berries neatly arranged on a
+flat stone beside her.
+
+“There, you be to eat ’em all!” she announced with an imperative wave
+of the hand, “I did save ’em up for ye.”
+
+“You must have half,” said he.
+
+But Rebecca shook her head.
+
+He sat down beside her on the short turf and placed the stone between
+them.
+
+“Certain sure you must have some of ’em,” he cried. “I shan’t care to
+eat ’em if you don’t.”
+
+“You be to eat ’em all,” reiterated Rebecca; “I’d like to watch ye.”
+
+“Nay now, you must taste one,” said David, and leaning forward tenderly
+he endeavoured to force one into her mouth. But thereupon Rebecca set
+her little white teeth, jerked back her head, and uplifting a small but
+vigorous hand slapped his face with all her might.
+
+“I won’t have ’em neither then!” cried he, flushing hotly and
+clambering to his feet. “You do go too far, you do.”
+
+“I do go too far, do I?” retorted the freakish sprite. “Let’s go home
+then.”
+
+Too much wounded to protest, David turned about and walked sulkily
+beside her as she tripped down the lane.
+
+“A body never knows where to have ’ee, maidie,” he complained after
+a pause. “There’s times when you do seem so sweet as honey, and next
+minute I fair wonder if you do care a pin for me.”
+
+The two were now walking under a hedge so tall that it almost arched
+over their heads; it grew on the summit of the high bank which bordered
+one side of the lane. A serried mass of greenery was this hedge; the
+star-like foliage of maple mingling with the rougher, darker green of
+hazel and guelder, while amid the stronger growths, delicate trailing
+wreaths of dog rose and sturdy bushes of wild sweetbriar flourished
+side by side. It was from this latter that the winding path took its
+name. The sweetbriar, indeed, grew so freely about the place that in
+the summer time all the air was filled with fragrance.
+
+Rebecca seemed not at all moved by her lover’s lament; she gave a
+little laugh and continued the song she had been humming to herself.
+
+“There’s times,” continued David warmly, “when I do truly think I’d do
+better to go off and coort some other maid.”
+
+“Well, and why don’t ye?” inquired Rebecca blithely.
+
+“I don’t know but what I will,” cried he. “Most maids ’ud give ye a
+kind word back when ye speak ’em fair, and ’ud say thank ye when ye do
+make ’em a present, and ’ud not go for to rub their cheeks after their
+sweetheart had given them a kiss.”
+
+This was indeed an offence which Rebecca committed but too often. She
+darted from him now, and, approaching the bank, made two little upward
+springs at the hedge, bringing down with each a small trophy. One was a
+wild rose, the other a tuft of sweetbriar.
+
+“Look ye, David,” said she, “which do ye like best of these two?”
+
+“The sweetbriar o’ course,” cried he, recovering his spirits at once
+at what he took to be a sign of softening on her part, and his face
+wreathing itself with smiles as he stretched out his hand for the
+little sprig.
+
+Rebecca waited till he had taken hold of it, and then with a sudden
+malicious squeeze of both her little hands, pressed his fingers close
+about the prickly stem.
+
+“Ha’ done,” cried he in real displeasure, “that were a spiteful trick
+and one as I didn’t expect from ’ee, Rebecca. I d’ ’low I _will_ go off
+and ha’ done wi’ it.”
+
+As he spoke, however, he fastened the bit of sweetbriar in his
+button-hole. Rebecca laughed and pointed to it.
+
+“Sweetbriar has twice so many thorns as wild rose,” said she, “but ye
+like it best for all that. An’ if ye do go a-courtin’ any other maid
+’twill be just the same. Ye’ll come back to I.”
+
+Taking hold of the lappet of his coat she sniffed at the little sprig.
+
+“Bain’t it sweet?” said she.
+
+“’Tis sweet indeed,” returned he earnestly, and emboldened by her
+unwonted softness he did what any other lover under the circumstances
+would have done, and Rebecca, after a pause, loosed his coat and
+deliberately polished her cheek with her handkerchief.
+
+Yet for all that David did not court another maid.
+
+Not long after this the young pair were unexpectedly parted. David
+had an uncle who was a large sheep-farmer in Westmorland, and it
+was thought by all his family a great opening for the lad when this
+well-to-do and childless relative offered to take him into his
+employment. Every one rejoiced at David’s good fortune except David
+himself and his poor little sweetheart. Even he was not so much
+broken-hearted as Rebecca. David scarcely knew whether to be more
+afflicted or elated at the girl’s despair.
+
+“I never reckoned you cared for I that much,” said he, as they went for
+their farewell stroll up the lane.
+
+She looked at him reproachfully without speaking, her pretty blue eyes
+were drowned in tears, her mouth drooped, her little face looked very
+white and pitiful.
+
+“There I shouldn’t ha’ said that,” cried he remorsefully. “Ye never
+loved anybody but me, did ye? An’ you’ll always be true--won’t ye?”
+
+“Always! always!” she sobbed--“faithful an’ true, David. Whenever you
+do think of me you must always say that to yoursel’. Rebecca was a
+teasin’ maid, you may think, but she loved me an’ she’ll always love
+me--faithful and true.”
+
+Then David in a kind of rapture of anguish, felt her arms about his
+neck--such little, light, slender arms--and her golden head sank upon
+his breast.
+
+Before that time he had had many misgivings in thinking of the two
+years that must elapse before they again met, and had wondered to
+himself often if Rebecca would be likely to stick to him when he was no
+longer at hand; but now all such ignoble doubts died within him, and in
+spite of the knowledge that the morrow must part him from her, he was a
+proud and happy lad as he folded her in his arms.
+
+In two years he would come back--his uncle had said he might come
+home for a holiday after two years. He would earn a lot of money and
+meanwhile they would write. They would often write; Rebecca wouldn’t be
+too partic’lar about blots or spellin’, would she? No, Rebecca was not
+in the mood to be particular about anything. Then David would give his
+word to write often.
+
+“An’ whenever ye see a bit o’ sweetbriar, ye’ll think o’ me?” said
+Rebecca.
+
+Yes, he would think of her then and always.
+
+“I do want the sweetbriar to remind you o’ me,” went on the girl,
+“because--because--I reckon it’s like me--full of prickles. I’ve often
+been a bad maid to ye, Davy, haven’t I? Often an’ often I’ve pricked ye
+and hurt ye, but I’ve loved ye all the time.”
+
+And thereupon David assured her he didn’t mind the prickles, and that
+there was nothing in all the world so sweet as the sweetbriar, and then
+having reached the top of the lane they kissed each other again and
+came home through the scented dusk full of a melancholy happiness.
+
+The memory of that hour comforted David during the first weeks of
+separation, but as time went on the old habit of jealous distrust
+reasserted itself in some measure. Rebecca was a bad correspondent. The
+wilful little maid had never taken much pains to make herself a scholar
+and letter-writing was to her a matter of difficulty. David would brood
+over each scanty ill-spelt scrawl, torturing himself with doubts:
+Rebecca said so little--was she already beginning to forget him? She
+was so pretty, so gay--surely somebody else would “snap her up” while
+his back was turned.
+
+Yet now and then a little word in one of Rebecca’s letters would make
+his heart thrill afresh with hope and love, and he would be filled with
+remorse for his unworthy suspicions. And when towards the end of autumn
+she sent him a sprig of sweetbriar saying that “it would mind him of
+her,” he carried the thorny trophy in his breast till it shrivelled and
+fell to pieces.
+
+The northern winter was long and cold and the lad thought regretfully
+many a time of genial Dorset with its unseasonable flowers peeping
+out at all manner of times, its gleams of sunshine and blue sky even
+on the shortest days, the breeze rushing over the Downs, mild for all
+its freshness, and carrying with it always a hint of the sea not far
+distant. He dreamed of Dorset often, of his father’s little homestead,
+of the farm on which he had used to work, of the animals he had been
+wont to tend, of the church to which he had betaken himself Sunday
+after Sunday--but strangely enough, though he longed and almost prayed
+to dream of Rebecca, the vision which haunted his thoughts by day kept
+aloof from his pillow.
+
+One night, however, he did dream of Rebecca, and his dream was so
+vivid that he could hardly believe that it was not indeed reality. He
+thought he saw her standing in the sunshine on the Downs at the top
+of Sweetbriar Lane; he was toiling up this lane at some distance from
+her, running, but after the manner of dreams, not seeming to make much
+progress, and she kept afar off, waving one little slender arm and
+calling:--
+
+“I want you, David!” she cried. “Davy--Davy--I want you!”
+
+Her voice was ringing in his ears when he woke; the sweat stood on his
+brow, and his heart was thumping violently.
+
+“If she do want me, I’ll go,” he said.
+
+It was not yet six months since he had left home; according to his
+contract another eighteen should elapse before he took a holiday, yet
+he did not hesitate for a moment. An unendurable longing was upon him;
+he was drawn by an inexplicable force. Without pausing to reflect on
+the possible consequences which might ensue, he rose, dressed and set
+forth on his journey before any one, even in that early household, was
+astir.
+
+He had but little money, and his progress was necessarily slow, his
+resources only permitting him to travel a part of the way by train. He
+walked the rest, begging occasional “lifts” from good-natured waggoners.
+
+It was nearly a week after that dream had come to him when he arrived
+late one afternoon at his native place. So travel-stained was he, so
+haggard and gaunt with fatigue and privations, that his old friends
+would have found it difficult to recognise him had he traversed the
+village; but Rebecca’s home lay on the outskirts and he made his way
+there immediately.
+
+His heart had been torn by a thousand conflicting hopes and fears
+during his long journey. What if Rebecca did not want him at all? What
+if she should laugh at him for his pains? What if she should join in
+the chorus of disapproval which would, he knew, greet his foolhardy
+undertaking? His uncle had probably written home to announce his
+disappearance; his parents would have plenty to say on the subject,
+but for that he cared little. What would Rebecca say? what would she
+think? And then he remembered her parting words: “She’ll always love
+me faithful and true,” and he seemed again to feel her arms about his
+neck.
+
+His heart leaped up within him as he approached the cottage, for he
+half-expected to see the elfin shape come flitting forth to greet
+him; and then he chid himself for his folly. How could she be on the
+look-out for him? he had sent her no word of his coming.
+
+It was a frosty night, clear and unusually cold. The moon had already
+risen and the sky was spangled with stars. He could see the withered
+hollyhocks standing stiff on either side of the whitewashed flagged
+path, and observed that the door was fast closed. A little glimmer of
+firelight came through the kitchen window, but otherwise there was no
+sign of life about the place.
+
+Three strides carried David up the garden path and in another instant
+his hand rattled at the latch; but the door did not yield to his
+hand--it was bolted within and no sound broke the succeeding stillness
+except the barking of a distant dog and the tremulous beating of his
+own heart.
+
+“Rebecca!” he cried. His voice was hoarse and his great frame trembled
+like a leaf. “Rebecca! I’m here. I be come.”
+
+A shrill cackle from within--Grandfather Legg’s unmistakable laugh--was
+the only response.
+
+David’s hand dropped from the latch and he darted to the kitchen window
+and peered in the room.
+
+By the dim light of the fire he could make out the old man’s form in
+its accustomed place, and rapped sharply at the pane.
+
+“Eh?” cried Grandfather Legg.
+
+“Be every one out?” shouted David. “Where’s Rebecca?”
+
+The old man leaned forward so that the firelight fell full upon his
+shrivelled face; his habitually vacant eyes wore a cunning look and he
+laughed again, as though amused by some secret joke.
+
+David uplifted his voice once more and in his excitement shook the
+little casement. “Look at me!” he cried. “Don’t ye know me, Mr. Legg?
+It’s me--David Samson.”
+
+“Oh, I know ye,” chuckled Mr. Legg. “I know ye, David.”
+
+“Right!” cried David, delighted at having extracted an intelligible
+response. “Then tell me where’s Rebecca? I’ve come a long way to see
+her. Which way has she gone? I be talkin’ of _Rebecca_, Mr. Legg.”
+
+“E-es,” rejoined the other, still chuckling; “oh, e-es, Rebecca--surely.”
+
+“Where is she, I say?” shouted David.
+
+Grandfather Legg lifted a lean hand and jerked his thumb expressively
+in the direction of Sweetbriar Lane.
+
+“Rebecca,” said he, “Rebecca be yon.”
+
+David stepped back from the window and stood a moment paralysed. The
+eager excitement of a few moments before left him all in a minute and
+he became suddenly cold. Rebecca was out at this hour--Rebecca had gone
+a-walkin’ in Sweetbriar Lane with another man. That dream which told
+him she craved for him was but a mockery.
+
+After a pause he began to walk rapidly away in the direction indicated
+by the old man. He would see for himself; he would find Rebecca and
+tax her with her infidelity; he would--here he drew in his breath and
+clenched his hands--he would reckon with the other fellow.
+
+Now the lane lay before him, winding upwards between its shadowy hedges
+silent and deserted. His steps rang sharply on the frozen surface; deep
+shadows lay beneath the hedgerows but the path itself gleamed silvery
+white in the moonlight. Up, up--there was never a soul in sight--if
+Grandfather Legg spoke truth Rebecca must have wandered on a long way
+with that new sweetheart of hers. He pressed forward with what speed he
+might, he would come upon them sooner or later and then!
+
+Yonder at the turn of the lane, the outline of the lychgate was
+visible, and, topping the churchyard wall the dark heads of a group
+of cypresses; his eyes wandered absently over them, insensibly taking
+note of how bravely the frost-encased needles gleamed; the hoar lay
+thick on the ancient tiles of the lychgate roof too, and even edged
+the time-worn pillars which supported it. As he brought his absent
+gaze down to these pillars he saw a face peep out at him from behind
+one. The moonlight fell full upon it and he recognised at once that it
+was Rebecca’s. Very small and pale it looked, and yet it wore a smile,
+tender and a little sad.
+
+David with an inarticulate cry rushed towards her. But before he could
+reach it the little figure came gliding forth from its ambush and went
+fluttering up the path before him as it had so often done in former
+days. She paused every now and then to turn round with the arch smile
+which he knew so well, and to beckon, but she spoke no word, and her
+feet fell so lightly on the stony track that they made no sound. She
+wore a cotton dress familiar to David, and no wrap of any kind in
+spite of the cold; her fair hair, too, glistened in the silvery light
+unshaded by a hat.
+
+“Rebecca! Rebecca!” cried David, lumbering in pursuit of her, a prey
+to such a tumult of emotions that he almost wept. “Rebecca, come back,
+love. I came because ye did call me. Ye must have a word to say to me
+sure. Ye’ll never go for to treat me so foolish now I have come all
+this way to see ye.”
+
+But the little figure only waved its arms for all response and went
+gliding on--on, always out of reach, now lost to sight at the turn of
+the lane, now in obedience to some such freakish impulse as had often
+roused his ire long ago, darting behind a clump of bushes, now peering
+down at him from the top of a high bank. Always tantalising, always
+elusive, but his own Rebecca for all that--his Rebecca who had never
+given a thought to any other man. She would surely soon tire of her
+play and run to his arms.
+
+Here were the Downs at last, and Rebecca, as though in answer to his
+yearning, paused, turning towards him and beckoning. For a moment he
+saw her thus almost as he had seen her in his dream, save that the
+light which bathed her slight figure was not the noonday glow of his
+fancy but the ethereal radiance of the winter’s night, and that no word
+passed her smiling lips. As he gazed upon her the dream powerlessness
+came upon him, his feet remained rooted to the ground, his arms hung
+useless by his side, he tried to call her name aloud but his tongue
+clove to his palate. Only a moment did this nightmare-like oppression
+endure and then, with a cry, he rushed towards the spot where she had
+stood--but Rebecca had vanished.
+
+His arms closed upon the empty air, his dazzled eyes beheld only the
+frost-bound Downs, the clump of firs against which he had seen her
+form outlined--there was no trace of her anywhere. Calling upon her
+frantically, first in anger, then with anguish, then in wild terror, he
+searched about the place, but all was silence--desolation.
+
+He came down the hilly path at last slowly, looking neither to right
+nor to left, his head sunk upon his breast and his figure swaying.
+
+Here was the bank where she had picked that sprig of sweetbriar to
+which she had likened herself; the leafless bush coated with frost like
+its fellows gave forth no perfume as he passed, and he did not even
+pause.
+
+Now the lychgate came in sight once more, and David quickening his
+pace ran unsteadily towards it. The gate yielded to his hand, but no
+fairy form lay in ambush behind it, no arch mocking face peered at him
+through the bars. Yet as it swung to behind him David stood still,
+catching his breath with a gasp; a rush of overpowering perfume greeted
+his nostrils, here in the dead of the winter’s night the frozen air
+was heavy with the scent of sweetbriar. As he staggered forward with a
+choking cry his feet sank deep in the soft mould of a newly-made grave.
+
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