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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75271 ***
+
+
+
+
+
+ TALES
+ OF THE
+ TURF
+
+ _By_
+ HUGH S. FULLERTON
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ A. R. DE BEER
+ PUBLISHER
+ New York City
+
+
+
+
+ Copyright, 1922
+ by
+ A. R. DE BEER
+
+ _All Rights Reserved_
+
+
+
+
+FOREWORD
+
+
+The publisher feels highly honored at being able, at this time, to
+present to the American public, from the pen of America’s foremost
+sports-writer and recognized authority, Hugh S. Fullerton, these
+stories of the American Turf, feeling sanguine that these tales,
+saturated with human interest, will be digested with as much pleasure
+and delight as the author took in writing and the publisher in
+publishing them.
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR’S PREFACE
+
+
+All men love a horse who know a horse. The love of contest and struggle
+forms a kinship between man and horse that exists between no others. It
+is the gameness, the courage, the fighting spirit of the thoroughbred
+which arouses in man the finest instincts, and it is these qualities
+that cause the love of man for the thoroughbred. It is noticeable too,
+that the thoroughbred horse loves only those human beings who possess
+those same qualities.
+
+On the race-track we find the only pure democracy of the world, a
+democracy which includes all classes, all strata of society. It is more
+liberal, more forgiving of human frailties and human weakness, than any
+other place, because men who know racing understand how hearts break
+when the weight cloths are too heavy and the distance too great.
+
+These little tales of the turf are based upon real incidents and real
+characters. Perhaps those lovers of racing who have lived the life will
+recognize the characters, and to those I would plead that they extend
+to them the same broad understanding and forgiveness that they give to
+the tout, the cadger, and the down and outer in real life.
+
+ THE AUTHOR
+
+
+
+
+To Morvich
+
+_SON OF RUNNYMEAD AND HYMIR_
+
+_who has demonstrated to the world that handicaps of birth and breeding
+are not insurmountable--that the offspring of a sprinter can carry
+weight over a distance if he has the heart, that neither straight
+stifles, weight cloths nor distance counts against gameness and
+courage--this little volume is dedicated._
+ _THE AUTHOR._
+
+
+
+
+“HARDSHELL” GAINES
+
+
+“Hardshell” Gaines was the only name we knew him by, although had
+anyone been sufficiently interested to look through the list of
+registered owners of race-horses, he would have learned that Hardshell
+had been christened James Buchanan Gaines. The name might also have
+furnished a clue as to his age.
+
+Tradition was that he came from somewhere in Pennsylvania, as he spoke
+sometimes of the horses “up the valley”; but beyond the fact that
+he had a farm in Tennessee, where he bred and trained the horses he
+raced, nothing was set down in the “Who’s Who” of the turf. He was
+called Hardshell because he had once explained the difference between
+the Hardshell Baptists, to which denomination he belonged, and the
+Washfoots.
+
+He was an old man, thin and poorly dressed in baggy garments which
+carried the odor of horses and were covered with horse hairs. He loved
+horses, lived with them and for them and by them. In those days he
+emerged from his hibernation on the Tennessee farm when racing started
+at New Orleans and moved northward to Memphis, Louisville, Cincinnati,
+St. Louis, and Chicago, and in the fall he retraced the route and
+disappeared. He usually could be found working with some horse and
+humming an old hymn, and occasionally, when forgetful, he sang hymns
+aloud while brushing the horses.
+
+He was honest, which fact set him apart from the majority of the
+persons who follow horse-racing. According to the unwritten law of the
+turf, it was all right for a millionaire to race horses for sport and
+the purses, but a poor man was expected to do the best he could, dodge
+the feed man’s bill when possible, get a shade the best of the odds,
+keep under cover the fact that one of his horses was fit for a race
+until the odds were right, and, if possible, sell one or two colts to
+the wealthy owners at a fancy price to even the losses on the season.
+
+Hardshell Gaines violated all these rules. He was poor. He bred and
+raced horses because he loved them and loved the sport. He wagered two
+dollars on each horse he entered in a race, never more or less. He
+depended upon winning purses to meet expenses, and he refused to sell
+his best colts at any price. Each year he emerged from Tennessee with
+three or four fair selling-platers, a string of two-year-olds from
+which he hoped to develop a champion, and Sword of Gideon, better known
+as Swored at Gideon, his alleged stake horse and the pride of the Big
+Bend stables.
+
+Some of the race followers believed Hardshell to be rich. The
+suspicious ones (and suspicion has its breeding place on race-tracks)
+thought the old man laid big bets through secret agents whenever he was
+ready to win a race. When, at not too frequent intervals, one of his
+horses won, the wise ones nodded and whispered that old Hardshell had
+made another killing. Others of us who knew how many of the purses
+offered in selling races must be won to feed, care for, and transport
+eighteen or twenty horses, estimated his financial rating more closely.
+I knew there were times when second or third money in cheap races was
+welcome to help pay feed bills and jockey fees, and that in several
+lean times colts had disappeared from the Big Bend stables, having been
+sold secretly at low prices.
+
+No one ever heard Hardshell complain. His health was always “tol’able,”
+his horses were always “tol’able fast,” his luck was “tol’able,” and
+after replying thus to inquiries he hummed a hymn and went away. He
+never was with the crowd of owners and bookmakers around hotels or
+restaurants, but lived in the stables; and when little Pete, the
+diminutive negro jockey, rode out of the paddock, Hardshell, a timothy
+straw in his mouth and trousers laced into the tops of disreputable
+boots, sauntered into the betting ring, went to the stand of a
+bookmaker who had been his friend for years, wagered two dollars that
+his horse would win, and, without looking to see what the odds were,
+went down to the rail to root for his horse.
+
+Few knew that Hardshell cherished either an ambition or an enmity--but
+he did. His ambition was to breed and train a champion colt, and the
+object of his hatred was Big Jim Long, gambler, bookmaker, sure thing
+man, and the head of the Long Investment Company--and the ambition and
+the hatred were associated.
+
+Long was the Long Investment Company so far as advertising and general
+knowledge went, but the real head sat at a desk in a suite of offices
+in the lower Broadway district in New York, and, so far as anyone
+knew, never had been near a race-track. Not even his name was to be
+found in connection with the Long Investment Company. All letters,
+remittances, and transfers from branch offices were addressed to James
+Long, but the man who opened them was Thomas J. Kirtin, whose business,
+according to the modest lettering on the door of the back room, which
+opened upon an entirely different corridor from that upon which the
+Long Investment Company fronted, was “Investments.”
+
+Kirtin’s brain had evolved the idea of applying the all Tontine game
+to betting upon horse-races, and he had organized the Long Investment
+Company. In addition to the promise of certain dividends, the company
+added the appeal to the gambling instinct in human beings. It claimed
+that the reason persons who bet upon horse-races fail to beat the
+bookmakers is that the bookmakers have the preponderance of capital.
+The small bettor could not withstand a run of losses and the gamblers
+could. It proposed to turn the tables: all bettors were to pool their
+capital with the Long Investment Company, which, with its elaborate
+system of doping horse-races, its exclusive sources of information
+from owners and jockeys who were “interested,” and its perfect system
+of laying bets which would assure investors of the best odds on each
+race, would beat the game. Further, it was not as if a bettor wagered
+all on one race; the company would bet on three, four, possibly six,
+races a day on different tracks, betting only on inside information,
+and the winnings would be pooled and divided. One hundred per cent was
+guaranteed, and more if the winnings were larger.
+
+The public had shied at the proposition at first. Then those who had
+been lured by golden promises commenced to draw ten, fifteen, even
+twenty-five, per cent a month on their investments. On one occasion a
+“dividend” of seventy per cent was declared. The first investors had
+their money back and still were credited with the original investment.
+The news was received with incredulity, but as more and greater
+dividends were declared hundreds and then thousands had flocked to
+invest. Branch offices of the company, lavishly furnished and equipped
+with telegraph and telephone communications with all tracks, were
+established in a score of cities. Money poured into the Long Investment
+Company by tens of thousands, then almost by millions. Each month
+the “investors” received astonishing dividends. Some perhaps knew or
+suspected that the dividends were being paid out of the fresh capital,
+but, being gamblers, they threw their money into the gamble, betting
+that they would draw out their principal and more before the bubble
+burst.
+
+In New York, Kirtin waited, watching the expansion of the bubble and
+timing almost to the hour when the crash must come. In his safe nearly
+fifty per cent of the money received, changed into bills of large
+denominations, was packed in cases, and in his desk were reservations
+of staterooms on every vessel departing for Europe in the next
+fortnight. The bubble had endured longer than he expected. There was
+more than a million dollars packed in the cases, and more than that
+amount already had been transferred and deposited in various European
+banks. He hesitated, undecided as to whether to risk another week of
+delay--and decided that the time had come to reap the last harvest and
+permit the gleanings to remain.
+
+On the race-tracks Big Jim Long swaggered and continued his rôle
+as head of the company spending thousands and talking millions. He
+was a huge man, with a huge laugh, a round, ruddy face pink from
+much massage. He wore clothing of striking cut and colors, and his
+diamonds dazzled the eyes of jockeys and touts. He maintained an air
+of condescending familiarity with some and patronizing good fellowship
+with others, and he treated money as dross. Judges, stewards, and club
+officials watched Long closely and with some disappointment. Rumors
+that he had bribed jockeys, had influenced owners, that he had fixed
+races and engineered great killings, were whispered around the tracks,
+yet the officials could not discover any evidences of his guilt. Big
+Jim made no denials of the whispered accusations, but blatantly defied
+the officials to “get anything on him.” Moreover, the bookmakers, who
+watched his movements even more closely than the racing officials did,
+knew that he never had bet any large sums at the track, and Big Jim
+had sarcastically inquired if they thought him a fool to make bets for
+the company at the tracks, where the odds were made, when the company
+system was to scatter the bets over a score of cities and get better
+odds. Such bets as he made at the tracks were for his own account, and
+generally he lost, so that the small bettors who spied upon him, hoping
+to learn which horses the company were backing, suspected that he bet
+to blind them to the real identity of the horses the “killings” were
+made on. They believed that the Long Investment Company was winning
+vast sums. As a matter of fact, the Long Investment Company did not bet
+at all. Kirtin did not believe in gambling. Yet, oddly enough, Big Jim
+Long believed firmly and unshakably that, if he had complete control of
+the finances of the company, he could beat the races. He was convinced
+that with the capital of the Long Investment Company he could corrupt
+enough jockeys and owners to pay dividends legitimately and make a
+fortune for himself. Long would have been an easy victim of the game
+which he was helping perpetrate upon the public. Kirtin had no such
+illusions. Long had once argued the point with Kirtin in the privacy
+of the back room in New York, and Kirtin had called him a fool, with
+variations, prefix and addenda. And, as Kirtin sent him five thousand
+dollars a week with which to keep up the front of the Long Investment
+Company, Long had not pressed the point. Neither had he been convinced.
+
+It was against Big Jim Long that Hardshell Gaines cherished the one
+hatred of his life. It had started when Long sought to amuse himself
+and his friends by ridiculing Gaines and his stable. He had joked at
+the old man’s clothes, at his stable, his colors, and his jockey--and
+then had made the fatal blunder of ridiculing Sword of Gideon, calling
+him a “hound.”
+
+Perhaps nothing else would have aroused vengeful hate in the bosom
+of Hardshell, but to speak scornfully of Sword of Gideon was the
+unbearable insult. The Sword was Hardshell’s weakness, the consummation
+of his life’s ambition gone wrong. It was as if he had reared a
+strong, handsome son and seen him crippled and then laughed at.
+
+Hardshell had bred and reared the colt and named him, as he did all his
+other colts, from the Bible. As a two-year-old, racing against the best
+of the baby thoroughbreds of the West, the Sword had shown stamina,
+gameness, a racing instinct, and a dazzling burst of speed. He was
+royally sired, and even the millionaire owners agreed that Hardshell
+had at last produced a great colt. In mid-season he was rated as one of
+the two best two-year-olds of the year, and offers of large sums were
+made for him. He was eligible to race in all the big three-year-old
+stake races the next season, and Hardshell had refused to listen to any
+offer or set any price. He had set out to develop a champion racer down
+there on the little farm in the Big Bend of the Tennessee, a champion
+which would outrun and outgame the best of the country and win the
+American derby--then the greatest of all turf prizes.
+
+Late in August the thing happened. The colt was at the starting post in
+a six-furlong dash on the Hawthorne track when the barrier, a band of
+elastic, was broken by the lunging of another colt. The elastic band
+struck Sword of Gideon in the eye and maddened him with fright and
+pain. The accident seemed trivial, but the effect was the destruction
+of Hardshell’s life dream. Never thereafter would Sword of Gideon
+face the barrier without a fight. The memory of the stinging agony of
+that flying elastic was not to be effaced. A dozen times exasperated
+starters ordered him out of races and sent him back for further
+schooling at the barrier. Schooling was useless. He refused to face the
+thing which had hurt him. The only way in which he could be handled at
+the start of a race was for the jockey to turn his head away from the
+barrier, wait until the other horses started, then throw him around
+and send him after the flying field. Occasionally when the jockey
+swung him at the right second he had a chance to win. The majority of
+times he was handicapped five or six lengths on every start, and not
+infrequently when he heard the swish of the barrier he bolted the wrong
+way of the track. Look in the guide and after his name in many races
+you will find the brief record of a tragedy in the words, “Left at
+post.”
+
+The champion was ruined. But in the heart of Hardshell Gaines Sword
+of Gideon still was the champion. He worked over him as tenderly as a
+mother over a crippled child, and for him he sang his favorite hymns,
+as if striving to comfort the horse when he had behaved badly at the
+post. The newspapers, on account of his bad acting at the start, wrote
+of him as “Swored at Gideon.”
+
+Big Jim Long had called the Sword a “hound,” and thereafter Hardshell
+never spoke to him but passed him unseeing. At the bar one day Big
+Jim had noisily invited everyone to drink with him, and Hardshell had
+thrown away his beer and spat before walking away--and the open insult
+stung even Big Jim Long.
+
+All this was three years prior to the day when the affairs of the Long
+Investment Company reached their climax. In his New York offices,
+Kirtin realized that the finish was at hand. The bags filled with
+money had been removed from the safe in the luxurious offices of the
+Long Investment Company, carried through the door connecting them with
+the little office of Thos. J. Kirtin, Investments, and the door locked
+on both sides. Then Kirtin did the one decent thing of his career. He
+sent a code telegram to Long and to every agent of the company over the
+ganglia of leased wires, warning them that the jig was up and it was
+time to disappear.
+
+Probably it was not until he read that message that Big Jim Long
+understood the full significance of the situation. He never had stopped
+to ask himself why Kirtin had bestowed rank and titles upon him, why
+he had elected him president, and why all the ornate stationery and
+the many messages bore his name, or even why he had been paid five
+thousand dollars a week. Perhaps he thought he earned it by virtue
+of his influence among racing people. He understood now that he, Jim
+Long, would be held accountable to the law, that he would be fugitive
+or prisoner while Kirtin, with the millions of dollars looted from the
+public, could not be connected with the swindle and would be safe in
+Europe.
+
+He cursed Kirtin, and, strangely, not because Kirtin was a thief and
+worse. He cursed him because he considered Kirtin a fool. Had Kirtin
+followed his plan and advice, the scheme would have worked. With that
+almost unlimited capital behind him he could have fixed enough races
+and won enough money to pay the dividends.
+
+Long knew that within a day or two, three at the longest, the
+authorities would descend upon the company offices. With a sudden
+determination, Long sent a code order to every agent of the company to
+ignore Kirtin’s message and prepare for a killing.
+
+Let Kirtin go his cowardly way. He, Big Jim Long, would face the
+situation, pay the dividends, and handle the big money himself. He
+knew that at least a half million dollars remained in the hands of
+the agents of the company in different cities--the gleanings which
+Kirtin had not considered worth the risk to remain and collect. Long
+telegraphed, ordering the agents to hold all funds subject to his order
+instead of forwarding them to New York.
+
+Kirtin, busy clearing the desk in his office and destroying the last
+papers that would reveal any connection between Kirtin, Investments,
+and the Long Investment Company, heard the news and shrugged his
+shoulders. He had tried to save the fools, and if they refused to be
+saved it was none of his affair. An hour later he and his suitcases
+were in the stateroom of a liner.
+
+At the Fair Grounds track in St. Louis, Big Jim Long set to work
+hastily to stave off disaster and revive the investment company. He
+had considered telegraphing the authorities to hold Kirtin, but had
+rejected the plan as unbecoming one in his profession. Long’s plan
+of procedure was simple and direct. He would fix a race, pay the
+horse owners well, and win enough money to declare another dividend,
+restoring the faith of the investors, who already had begun to show
+signs of uneasiness as rumors spread. It was not a problem of morals
+but of mathematics.
+
+The chief obstacle to his plan was lack of time, and he knew he must
+act rapidly. Already the rumors that the Long Investment Company was
+in trouble had spread through the uneasy ranks of the gamblers, and
+Long knew the first one who informed a district attorney of the affairs
+of the company would bring the avalanche. By rapid work he completed
+his preliminary plans during the races that afternoon. An overnight
+handicap was carded for the next day’s races, and Long selected eight
+owners whose morals he knew were below the par even of racing and each
+agreed to enter a horse in the race. The chief problem was to prevent
+other owners from naming their horses to start, and to avoid this one
+owner agreed to enter Attorney Jackson, a high-class racer, to frighten
+owners of slower horses out.
+
+That evening a caucus was held. Besides Long, eight owners were
+present. It was agreed that with Attorney Jackson the favorite, the
+odds against Mildred Rogers would be at least fifteen to one, therefore
+by simple arithmetic Mildred Rogers should win, because fifteen times
+one is fifteen, whereas two times one is two. Long intended to bet the
+remnants of the capital of the investment company, and, figuring the
+price would recede from fifteen or twenty to one to ten to one before
+the money was placed, he estimated that he would win close to five
+million dollars. Not a cent was to be wagered at the track.
+
+The caucus, after nominating Mildred Rogers to win, decided that
+Attorney Jackson was to make the early running, cutting out a terrific
+pace to the head of the stretch, while Betty M. and Pretty Dehon were
+to come up fast, crowd the leader far outside on the turn, allowing
+Mildred Rogers to come through along the rail, after which the entire
+field was to bunch behind her and shoo her home a winner, while
+Attorney Jackson pulled up as if lame.
+
+The rehearsal was progressing satisfactorily and each owner was
+receiving instructions as to the way his horse should run. The caucus
+was pleased. Long had agreed that he would bet at least four hundred
+thousand dollars, and that he would give twenty-five per cent of the
+total winnings to the owners. The eight who were playing deuces wild in
+the sport of kings were calculating that they would divide at least a
+million dollars among themselves when the disquieting news arrived.
+
+“What the hell do you think of that?” Sorgan, owner of Patsy Frewen,
+demanded. “Old Hardshell Gaines has entered old Swored at Gideon.”
+
+There were a chorus of curses.
+
+“That hound of his ain’t got a chanst,” declared Kinsley. “It’s ten to
+one he runs the wrong way of the track.”
+
+“He’s the worst actor at the post on the circuit,” said Stanley.
+
+“He’s liable to bust up the start.”
+
+“Better pick one of our horses to bump him and put him over a fence,”
+snarled McGuire. “He ain’t got any business in this. He knows Attorney
+Jackson can beat him.”
+
+It was a testimonial to his reputation for honesty that not one
+of the assembled crooks even suggested asking Gaines to enter the
+conspiracy. They cursed him for an interfering old fool, they cursed
+his stubbornness, they cursed his idiocy in still insisting that Sword
+of Gideon was a stake horse, they cursed his supposed parsimony and
+believed he had entered his aged racer in the hope of winning a few
+dollars by getting the place or show money. Not one suspected that
+anything excepting blind chance had caused him to enter his horse in
+the race.
+
+They were wrong. Hardshell Gaines, with an unsullied record of fifty
+years on the turf, had heard something. He had seen Long in conference
+with some owners, and when the same owners rushed to enter their horses
+in the overnight handicap Gaines’ suspicion had become certainty. He
+had entered Sword of Gideon in the handicap, and for an hour afterward
+had rubbed and stroked the old campaigner, and as he rolled bandages
+around the bad leg of the old horse and applied liniment to his throat,
+he had hummed a hymn.
+
+Occasionally his voice rose in song and he sang of the time when “the
+wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at rest.” It was after
+dark when he entered the Laclede downtown and sought out the assistant
+starter.
+
+“Joe,” he said solemnly, “I have been in this game, man an’ boy, clost
+to fifty year and tried to run straight and do right as a hossman and a
+Baptist. No man can say James Buchanan Gaines owes him a cent or ever
+done a dishonest thing. I’ve done had a wrastle with my conscience, and
+consarn me if I believe it’s wrong to skin a skunk!”
+
+Joe nodded approval.
+
+“There’s something doing, Joe,” said Hardshell. “Eight of them owners
+and that slick crook Jim Long is holdin’ a caucus. Nary a word to old
+Hardshell, and the Sword is entered.”
+
+Joe nodded understandingly.
+
+“Lissen, Joe,” said Hardshell, lowering his voice. “Long is planning a
+big killing, and it’s up to me and the Sword and you to stop him. The
+Sword is good for once, if that nigh left leg don’t overheat. He can
+beat any hoss in that race, ’ceptin’ Attorney Jackson, and I reckon
+they ain’t plannin’ to have no favorite win.”
+
+Joe nodded again and reserved speech, waiting for the proposition.
+
+“I ain’t asking no man to do anything dishonest, Joe,” the old man went
+on--“it’s agin my religion and my conscience too--but something’s _got_
+to be done.”
+
+Hardshell waited expectantly and hummed “When temptation sore assails
+me,” hoping that Joe would indicate his attitude or show receptivity,
+but the assistant starter nodded and smoked in silence.
+
+“’Tain’t as if I was trying to bribe anyone,” Hardshell explained
+painfully. “I don’t want no one to do anything that is agin his
+conscience.”
+
+“What do you want me to do?” Joe asked, breaking his silence.
+
+“All I ask is that you help the Sword get off straight, and me and you
+and the Sword’ll spile the crookedest plan ever hatched.”
+
+“Ain’t any law against my helping a bad actor get off right,” said Joe.
+
+Hardshell said no more. He gripped Joe’s hand hard, and, after buying
+him a cigar, strolled away, humming “Come, Holy Spirit, Heavenly Love,
+with all thy quickening powers.”
+
+There was an air of uneasiness hanging over the betting ring at the
+Fair Grounds track as the horses hand-galloped to the starting post in
+the fourth race. The air was surcharged with expectancy. Judges, always
+alert and watching for signs of dishonesty, stared at the horses and
+received frequent bulletins from the betting ring. Bookmakers, fearful
+of a sudden attack by betting commissioners backing a certain horse,
+held their chalk and erasers ready for rapid use. Bettors, hearing
+vague whispers of “something doing,” asked each other excitedly what
+was being played. Yet everything in the betting ring, paddock, and
+stand seemed tranquil. The betting was light. Attorney Jackson was
+favorite at seven to five, Patsy Frewen the second choice, at two to
+one, the others at odds of from four to twenty, with Mildred Rogers
+ranging from fifteen to twenty to one and only a few scattered bets
+registered on her. Yet from a score of cities all over America came
+frantic telegrams to gamblers, bookies, and owners, asking for track
+odds and inquiring the meaning of the terrific plunging on Mildred
+Rogers. Big Jim Long, using the efficient organization of the company,
+was betting the remaining funds of the concern. More than fifty
+thousand was bet in Chicago, thirty thousand in Louisville, twenty
+thousand in Cincinnati, then twelve thousand or more in other cities in
+which the Long Investment Company had offices.
+
+There was a last minute plunge on Mildred Rogers at St. Louis by
+gamblers who had heard the news from outside, and the odds dropped
+quickly from fifteen to four to one.
+
+As he tightened the girth for the last time, Hardshell Gaines
+whispered to Pete, his jockey:
+
+“Take a toe holt and a tooth holt, Pete. Joe’ll git you off a-runnin’,
+and I got a pill in him that’d blow up a bank. It’s timed to go off
+about the half-mile if you ain’t too long at the post. All you got to
+do is sit still and hold on.”
+
+Humming, he went to the book of his friend and wagered two dollars that
+Sword of Gideon would win. He was still humming when he went down to
+the rail to watch the horses start, and the hymn he hummed was, “Oh,
+for a thousand tongues to sing my great Redeemer’s praise.”
+
+Out by the barrier a perspiring starter was beseeching, swearing,
+threatening, and scolding, while a row of horses milled and maneuvered
+for position. In the midst of the mêlée of milling horses, Joe, the
+assistant starter, a buggy whip in one hand, sweated and swore as he
+appeared to be striving to make Sword of Gideon line up with the other
+horses. Out of the corner of his eye Joe watched the starter for the
+telltale movement which revealed the second that the starter would
+spring the barrier.
+
+When that movement came Joe held the bridle bit of Sword of Gideon, and
+before the barrier flashed he threw the horse’s head around, leaped
+aside, and slashed him sharply across the quarters with the whip.
+
+Sword of Gideon, stung into forgetfulness of fear, leaped forward. The
+barrier flashed past his nose and he leaped into full stride, two full
+lengths in the lead of the field before the others were under way.
+
+Big Jim Long, his florid face mottled, hurled his chewed cigar against
+the ground and swore viciously. Sword of Gideon, running like a wild
+horse, opened up a gap of eight lengths between himself and the nearest
+pursuer in the first eighth of a mile. In vain Attorney Jackson’s
+jockey, remembering his instructions, spurred and urged his mount,
+striving to catch the flying leader and set the pace. At the half
+Attorney Jackson dropped back, beaten and out of it. Mildred Rogers’
+rider, seeing the conspiracy going wrong, made a desperate effort to
+overtake the flying Sword. The nitroglycerine pellet had acted and the
+aged horse was running as he had run when he seemed destined to be
+champion. Length by length he increased his lead over the staggering,
+wabbling field, and tore down the stretch fifteen lengths ahead of
+Patsy Frewen.
+
+Big Jim Long, his heavy jaws sagging, his face mottled red and white,
+his big, soft hands clenched, watched until the horses were within
+a few yards of the finish. Then he turned and walked rapidly across
+through the edge of the betting ring toward the exit. At the back of
+the betting ring he met Hardshell Gaines moving toward the paddock to
+greet the victorious Sword of Gideon. Big Jim’s pent up wrath exploded.
+
+“You--and your blank blanked spavined hound!” he raged. “You blanked
+old fool, if it hadn’t been for you--”
+
+Hardshell Gaines looked straight ahead, unseeing, unhearing, and as he
+walked past the furious gambler he hummed contentedly; and even Big Jim
+recognized the long metre doxology.
+
+
+
+
+“JAUNDICE’S” LAST RACE
+
+
+
+
+“JAUNDICE’S” LAST RACE
+
+
+There remains some of the Christ-spirit in the worst of us, perhaps,
+but the most optimistic of missionaries would hardly have assayed
+the soul of “Jaundice” O’Keefe with the hope of discovering even a
+trace of that quality. Jaundice was a product, or by-product, of the
+race-track. He had run away from his home in St. Louis at the age of
+eleven, to escape the beatings administered by a drinking father and a
+sodden mother, and had found refuge in a freight car loaded with horses
+which were being shipped to a race-meeting in New Orleans. Two hostlers
+were drinking from a bottle when not sleeping on a pile of hay. They
+welcomed the boy, gave him a drink, fed him, and allowed him to burrow
+into the hay for warmth. Perhaps it was kindness, perhaps they saw in
+him a means of escaping the work of feeding and watering horses during
+the long journey.
+
+Jaundice was happy. He loved horses. Perhaps that was the remaining
+trace of good after the rest had been bred or beaten out of him. He
+had loved the horses which drew the coal wagon his father drove when
+sober, and the sight of the trim thoroughbreds filled him with awed
+admiration. Arrived in New Orleans, he followed the horses to the
+race-track, found refuge in the stables, and was adopted into the army
+of those who follow the races. A year later he had acquired a master’s
+degree in profanity and obscenity and developed a ratlike viciousness
+in fighting when cornered. He was undersized and undernourished, with
+the remnants of a fighting spirit from generations of Irish sustaining
+him. Stable-boys learned to fear the savageness of his methods and left
+him alone. Occasionally a trainer or stable boss beat him with a whip
+and cursed him.
+
+Instinctively horses loved him. In one year he was an exercise boy. At
+fourteen, with all the wickedness and viciousness of the race-track and
+stable concentrated in him, he could ride and was awarded a jockey’s
+license and a suit of gay-colored silks.
+
+He rode winners. Winning, with Jaundice, was unselfish. He rode not for
+personal glory or for money, but for the honor of the horse on which he
+was mounted. When he was beaten he gulped dry sobs and went away with
+his mount to console it.
+
+For four years he rode races on the flat, at tracks all over America.
+During these four years he made as much money as the average man makes
+in a lifetime, and at the end of it had nothing. To him money meant
+only expensive meals, clothes remarkable for colors and patterns,
+wine, women of a sort, and large yellow diamonds. At eighteen he was
+an old man. His face was yellow and drawn; he had ceased to be “Kid”
+O’Keefe and become “Jaundice.” He was gaining weight and beginning to
+pay the penalty of the carouses which followed each temporary period
+of prosperity. For a year he fought to hold his standing. His mounts
+became fewer and fewer. When the owners ceased to employ him to ride on
+the flat, he became a steeplechase jockey.
+
+Riding steeplechasers in races means in the majority of cases moral and
+physical suicide. Jaundice had no fear of physical consequence, nor
+any conception of morality. With two drinks of whisky poured into his
+outraged body, he would have tried to make his mount jump the Grand
+Cañon, had the course led in that direction. Falls and broken bones
+failed to break his nerve, but his subconscious honesty was shattered.
+On the flat he never had ridden a crooked race. He was restrained by
+no consciousness of right or wrong. He tried always to win because
+he loved the horses he rode. Over the jumps he had no such scruples.
+The steeplechase horses were “has-beens” like himself and entitled to
+no consideration. He commenced to ride queer-looking races. He was
+nineteen when he fell off the favorite in a steeplechase race to permit
+an outsider to win and the stewards ruled him off the tracks for one
+year.
+
+What Jaundice did in that year of banishment he alone knew in detail.
+Barred from the only home and the only associates he had ever known,
+the great loneliness came upon him. He was broke. He stole and was sent
+to prison. When the suspension was lifted he went back to the tracks.
+He had grown heavier and his eyes and his mind were blurred by drink.
+He lived with the horses, attaching himself to the stable for which he
+had been a star jockey, and lived in the stalls and the cars. His love
+of the animals themselves had waned. Drudgery and vicious living had
+warped even that instinct. When he dared he became a tout, whispering
+information to petty gamblers at the edge of the betting ring. When
+he left the tracks at night it was to betray stable information to
+bartenders in return for drinks.
+
+When he was twenty-two there remained two loves by which it was proved
+that all good can not be smelted out of a human being. One was for Doc
+Grausman, the gallant bay stake horse of the stable, whose dam he had
+ridden to victory many times. The other was for Lord James.
+
+On race-tracks there is something in a name. Jaundice received his
+because his complexion had become a dirty yellow. Lord James was
+so called because the one spark of decency remaining in him caused
+him to conceal his family name. It was reputed that he was the son
+of an English nobleman and that he could have a title and estate if
+he returned to England. Rags of an old pride and remnants of decent
+breeding restrained Lord James from mentioning the family name as his
+own or from returning home to disgrace them. He had come to America,
+a younger son, with a stable of race-horses and high hopes. Robbed,
+fleeced, he had “quit.” Jaundice can not be spoken of as having
+degenerated. His original height permitted but a slight fall. But Lord
+James had sunk to even lower levels. He was a cadger, a tout, and a
+sneak-thief at such times when no risk was involved.
+
+No one around the tracks hated either Lord James or Jaundice. They
+pitied Jaundice, but the touts themselves despised Lord James. He had
+lost all his courage, if he ever possessed any, and drink had sapped
+his health and his brain. Of the trio, only Doc Grausman bore his name
+honestly. His names were those of his sire and his granddam, and he was
+of royal blood and three years old.
+
+When Lord James and Jaundice had become friends no one knew. Probably
+it was during Jaundice’s career as a winning jockey, while he scattered
+money recklessly after every winning race. Upon such boys Lord James
+had preyed for years. These two had nothing in common. Race, religion,
+birth, breeding, and education made them different, but they met in the
+thick scum of vice and became inseparable. For Lord James, Jaundice
+stole and betrayed stable secrets, pulled race-horses, bought drinks,
+and furnished food and lodging. It is not recorded that Lord James ever
+did anything for Jaundice.
+
+These two sank lower and lower together. When the majority of the
+race-tracks of the country were closed, they disappeared from the
+world of sport, starved, and served prison terms together. When racing
+reopened, they reappeared. Jaundice had developed a cough. His wasted
+body revealed the ravages of tuberculosis. Lord James was wearing, with
+a pitiful effort to maintain an air of decency, a suit purchased with
+his last remittance money two years before.
+
+The horses were racing at Jamaica and the weather was raw and rainy.
+They experienced difficulty in gaining an entry to the track and were
+compelled to remain outside, shivering and wet, until the day’s sport
+ended. Then a negro stable-boy allowed them to sleep with him in a
+stall, and Jaundice procured food from the camp-fires, where no one
+ever is refused.
+
+Lord James did not get up the next morning. He had crawled into the hay
+with wet clothing and in the morning he had a fever. Jaundice brought
+him food, but he did not eat. All day he remained huddled in the hay,
+covered with horse blankets, his face turned to the board wall. He was
+thinking and his mind was Gethsemane.
+
+During the night Lord James touched Jaundice with his hand and waked
+him. Very quietly and with a return of long-forgotten dignity, he
+entrusted to Jaundice an envelope upon which was written an address in
+England, charging him to mail it and allow no one to see it. He asked
+Jaundice to see the boys and ask them to bury him decently. Then he
+gripped Jaundice’s hand and died gamely, sustained by the traditions of
+his race and class. Jaundice alone wept. It was the first time in many
+years he had wept, and he was ashamed of his tears.
+
+Around the race-track no man connected with the game dies and lacks a
+decent funeral, but there was scant sympathy for Lord James. The hat
+was passed, bookmakers, jockeys, trainers, owners, grafters, even the
+pickpockets, contributing, but their contributions were small. The
+whole amounted to eighty dollars. Jaundice was not satisfied. Had he
+been satisfied, there would have been no story to tell.
+
+On the day following the horses moved to Belmont Park to open the
+racing season on that track, and Doc Grausman was entered to start in
+a high-weight handicap. Doc Grausman belonged to a wealthy man whose
+colors Jaundice had often carried to victory. This owner had not
+entered the horse in the handicap with any expectation of winning. The
+colt needed work, and he wanted to see how well the three-year-old
+could carry weight racing against all aged horses.
+
+Jaundice had not slept. His clothing still was damp and he was
+coughing. For the time his abiding love for Doc Grausman was put in the
+background while he went from man to man begging money to give Lord
+James what he considered a proper and fitting funeral. The undertaker
+wanted one hundred and fifty dollars. Jaundice was determined to raise
+the sum before the afternoon’s sport ended.
+
+Shortly before the bugle sounded, calling the horses from the paddock
+for the first race, a fractious colt lashed out with his feet and
+kicked the jockey who had been employed to ride Doc Grausman in the
+fourth. Jaundice heard of the accident within a few minutes. It was he
+who hurried to the club-house and informed the owner.
+
+“Thanks, Jaundice,” the owner said carelessly. “I wanted the colt to
+have the workout. Now, I suppose I’ll have to scratch him. I don’t want
+to put a strange boy up.”
+
+“Mister Phil,” said Jaundice, inspired with a sudden idea, “let me ride
+Doc Grausman. I’m down to weight, Mister Phil. I only weigh a hundred
+and twenty-eight now. Let me ride him, Mister Phil, and I’ll win.”
+
+His voice was pleading, his eyes and manner appealing, and he coughed
+harder. The owner was surprised and laughed slightly. “I’m afraid it
+can not be fixed, Jaundice,” he said lightly. “How do you stand with
+the stewards?”
+
+“I’m clean with them now, Mister Phil. They ain’t got nothin’ on me.
+They never could prove I pulled Lady Rose. I’m down to weight, Mister
+Phil, and that Doc Grausman horse likes me.”
+
+His eagerness and the truth of the final statement decided the matter.
+
+“I’ll see the stewards and explain,” said the owner. “He’s only in
+for the workout, and perhaps they’ll stand for it. Sure you’re strong
+enough to handle the colt?”
+
+The owner had observed the cough, and Jaundice checked it with an
+effort.
+
+“Yes, Mister Phil, I’m all right. Just caught a cold. Get this mount
+for me, Mister Phil. I’ve got to plant Lord James decent.”
+
+“That old bum dead at last?”
+
+“Yes, sir. I’ve got to get a hundred and fifty to plant him, and the
+boys ain’t kicking in fast. Let me ride this Doc Grausman hoss and I’ll
+plant Lord James swell, like his family would want him.”
+
+The owner passed over a twenty-dollar banknote. What he told the track
+officials no one knows, but when the fourth race was called, Jaundice,
+carefully hiding his cough, rode forth for the first time in four years
+wearing the colors of his old stable.
+
+The bookmakers were laying thirty to one against Doc Grausman, and a
+wit in the ring said it was ten to one the colt, twenty to one the boy.
+What was not known was that Jaundice had taken the money that had been
+contributed to bury Lord James and wagered it three ways, straight,
+place, and show, on Doc Grausman. A new generation of jockeys faced
+the start, a generation that knew nothing of the skill of the boy who
+had ridden champions. The new boys, with the contempt that youth holds
+for the “has-been,” jeered at Jaundice, and hurled insulting epithets
+at him as they wheeled and maneuvered for the advantage of the break.
+Jaundice did not retort with oaths and vilifications as he would have
+done in other days. He was afraid he would start to cough.
+
+The barrier flashed. Jaundice had been holding Doc Grausman steady
+during the milling of the others. Out of the corner of the eye he had
+caught the betraying arm movement of the starter an instant before the
+barrier flashed upward, had shot Doc Grausman at the starting line
+just the instant it flickered past his nose, had beaten the start a
+length and a half while the others were taking the first jump and sent
+him roaring down the long straight-away for four and a half furlongs.
+Riding him out desperately at the end, he held the lead by half a
+length over the favorite.
+
+As the horses paraded back past the stands, he held his lips tightly
+pressed together. He staggered a little as he weighed out, and in the
+paddock his lips were reddened. The strain of the ride had opened the
+old wounds in his lungs.
+
+An hour later he ordered the undertaker to give Lord James the best
+funeral he could for one thousand two hundred dollars and paid over the
+money. There remained for his share of the victory just twenty-seven
+dollars.
+
+The news spread around the track that evening that Jaundice was to
+give Lord James a “swell funeral.” Curiosity was aroused. Touts,
+stable-boys, bookmakers’ helpers, a few jockeys, attended. It
+happened that Jaundice came to me to consult as to the minister, and
+I had secured the services of a wonderful little rector who is much
+interested in all human beings.
+
+The funeral was the strangest one I ever attended. The little minister
+was doing his best to comfort the mourners, but plainly was at a
+disadvantage because Jaundice was the only mourner. Jaundice, through
+some instinctive sense of respect for the dead, was standing very
+awkwardly and tears were rolling down his cheeks. He was weeping for
+the second time in his life. Finally the little rector read from the
+service: “He is not dead, but sleeping.”
+
+Jaundice started, then stared, reached instinctively for his pocket,
+and sobbed in a whisper: “Ten dollars will win you twenty-seven if you
+think old Lord James is only sleeping.”
+
+His reversion to instinct raised a laugh. For the first time the
+assemblage was getting its money’s worth. The little rector was
+very much shocked. He could not understand that Jaundice meant no
+disrespect. He argued that no man could live in the United States and
+be so completely ignorant of religion. I said that Jaundice thought
+Jesus Christ was a cuss word and that his only knowledge that he
+possessed an immortal soul was from hearing it God damned by trainers
+and others.
+
+A week later I heard that Jaundice was in a Brooklyn hospital and in
+bad shape. I went to see him to get for a newspaper the story of a
+jockey who, while sick to death, rode in a race to win money enough
+to bury a friend. He was propped up in bed, coughing. The doctor had
+told me he had but a little time to live. He was glad to see me and
+inquired how I liked Lord James’ funeral.
+
+“Great class to that, Jaundice; best I ever attended.”
+
+“No one can’t say that I piked,” he responded, beaming at the praise.
+“I planted Lord James swell, and his folks can’t ever say I didn’t.”
+
+“You’re looking better,” I lied. “Be back on the track pretty soon?”
+
+“Lord James won’t beat me more than a neck,” he said without emotion.
+“Something busted inside me during that race. Have you heard how Doc
+Grausman is comin’ along? He sure ought to win that stake this week.”
+
+Presently he spoke of the little rector. “What do you think of that
+guy?” he asked, rather contemptuous of the ignorance of the minister.
+“He thought Lord James was only sleeping, but he wouldn’t back his
+opinion with coin.”
+
+I strove to explain, without much success.
+
+“That little guy is all right,” said Jaundice. “Did you hear what he
+said about Lord James havin’ a chanst on that track he was talking
+about? Say, Lord James has about as much chanst as I have.”
+
+“Everyone has a chance,” I said feebly.
+
+“Me?” he asked in surprise.
+
+“Sure; the Book says everyone has who repents.”
+
+“I ain’t got nothin’ to repent of exceptin’ pullin’ three or four of
+them bum chasers. The stewards couldn’t get nothin’ on me at that.”
+
+“The Judges up there know it all.”
+
+“Know everything? Then, say, what chanst has a guy got?”
+
+As a religious prospect the case was too hard, so I telephoned the
+little rector and gave it over to him. He called upon Jaundice several
+times, and the following week I went to the hospital again. Jaundice
+was weak but smiling.
+
+“Say,” he whispered hoarsely, “I got a chanst. That little man says
+that them Judges up there knows I was carryin’ too much weight to run
+true and that you can’t blame anyone for losin’ when he is handicapped
+out of it. I told him about pulling them chasers and lyin’ and
+stealin’, and he said that didn’t make no difference, that the Judges
+don’t set a guy down forever if he is sorry he done wrong.” He remained
+thinking for a time.
+
+“He didn’t have to tell me to be sorry,” he whispered. “Honest, I
+always was sorry when I pulled one of them bum chasers when he was
+trying. It wasn’t square to the horse. This is the softest bet I ever
+had,” he whispered. “I’m going to play it. Them’s good odds--a chanst
+to win all them things he told me about and only be sorry. It’s like
+writing your own ticket.”
+
+I found the little rector very thoughtful and amazed at this new manner
+of man he had discovered, and when he buried Jaundice the next week he
+got right down among us and talked about handicaps and weights, and
+keeping on trying all the time. He talked just as if he had been in the
+paddock half his life, and the last thing he said was: “If I were a
+bookie, I’d lay odds that Jaundice cashes that last bet.”
+
+
+
+
+TOUTIN’ MISTAH FOX
+
+
+
+
+TOUTIN’ MISTAH FOX
+
+
+Prosias Trimble’s protuberant lower lip drooped dejectedly, his eyes
+shifted in a scowl until the pupils were dots in the corners of
+expanses of white, his russet shoes, rapier-pointed and uncomfortably
+overcrowded with feet, dragged laggingly along the marble floor of the
+St. Charles Hotel Turkish baths. He went about his task of distributing
+towels with the air of one who has suffered great wrong.
+
+In the private rooms and on cots ranged in the dormitory, white men
+snored, gurgled, choked, strangled. The sounds of sixty fat men snoring
+in sixty keys filled the rooms. Even the snore of the man in room six,
+which was a combination of shifting gears, a cut-out muffler, and a
+slipping clutch, passed unheard by “Pro.” Even the cheery whistle of
+his fellow rubber was unnoticed. The world was a place of darkness, and
+Pro’s mood was two shades darker than his skin, the color scheme of
+which was that of the ace of spades.
+
+It was a dull night. The St. Charles Hotel Turkish baths were but
+half filled with patrons, although overcrowded with snores. The light
+patronage and the dejected mood of Prosias were due to the same cause:
+the winter meeting at the Fair Grounds race-track in New Orleans had
+ended two days before, the army of men and horses that had encamped
+in the Crescent City during the winter, and the swarm of plump patrons
+which nightly had crowded the St. Charles, had moved northward to
+Baltimore, and Prosias Trimble, top sergeant in that army, with the
+rank of tout, was left behind, to eke out a livelihood by working
+as rubber in the bath-house. The pearl-colored spats, the pointed
+russet shoes, the fawn waistcoat checkerboarded in green, the massive
+watch-chain draped in two graceful curves from buttonhole to pockets,
+the four-carat near-diamond which glistened with fading brilliancy in
+the purple necktie, were of the vanities vain: the “hosses” were gone,
+and Pro, compelled to return to the profession he had disowned when he
+became a race-follower, was not with them.
+
+Two days before this night of gloom Prosias had strutted the streets
+of New Orleans--the envy of colored men, the admired of many colored
+women. His shining countenance, which reflected joy and happiness, had
+added color to the throngs in paddock and betting ring. In the evenings
+his presence had graced social affairs of the negro eight hundred, and
+Miss Luck had smiled consistently upon him. He had spent three evenings
+bidding farewell to the friends he had accumulated during the winter,
+had lightly promised half a dozen of his newly acquired lady friends
+to see them when the horses came back, and had created envy and dark
+hatred among the men by the casual carelessness with which he bade them
+polite farewells and expressed hopes of seeing them at Baltimore or
+Louisville or even at Saratoga during the meetings.
+
+Until the morning of “Get Away Day” Miss Luck had smiled, and on that
+morning she beamed. Prosias and his bankroll had prospered, waxed
+fat, and flourished. The customary rumors had circulated on that
+morning--the old, old story of the “Get Away Killing” and the feed
+man’s bill--and straight from the oats-box the rumor had come to Pro,
+alighted upon him, and stung him. It was a hot tip--so hot that it
+singed and burned. The tip was to the effect that Centerdrink had been
+nominated to win--that he was to be shooed in at long odds, and that
+all the grievances of the bettors against the bookmakers were to be
+evened up in one great killing.
+
+Pro had it from a jockey, who had it right out of the conference
+at which Centerdrink had been chosen to win. Pro had hurled his
+bankroll--the fortune accumulated during the entire winter--at the
+bookmakers, who, instead of breaking in panic, had handed him back
+smiles and bits of pasteboard with cabalistic charcoal characters on
+them. Pro had stood to win more than twelve thousand dollars--and he
+had stood dazedly while he watched Centerdrink finish eighth. When
+the truth dawned upon his benumbed brain he had reached one hand into
+the now vacant pocket, seeking car-fare, and, finding it not, had
+sought the bath-house and work--his dream of a summer jaunt around the
+race-courses wrecked.
+
+Pro completed his task of distributing towels and stood thinking.
+Daylight was commencing to show through the little windows just under
+the ceiling of the bath-house, and daylight brought with it fresh,
+bitter thoughts. He knew that a few hundred miles to the northward the
+sun was rising on a stretch of level land, a circular ribbon of loam
+laid upon a field of green. Birds were singing in the trees, meadow
+larks were rising from the infield. Rows of fires were springing up
+along the front of the circular line of low, whitewashed stables.
+Slender, graceful horses, blanketed to the knees, were being led around
+and around in little circles, the odor of frying bacon was in the
+air, the rhythmic drumming of the feet of a speedy colt was sounding
+from the track. Far across the velvet infield, near where the spidery
+pillars of the stand stood black against the lightening sky, men with
+watches in their hands were on the rail, timing in fractions of seconds
+the movements of the flying colt. He pictured one vacant spot on the
+pickets of the fence--a spot which, but for the fickleness of Miss Luck
+and the hot tip on Centerdrink, he would have been occupying.
+
+Slowly a light broke over his face--as sun striving to shine through
+thunder clouds.
+
+“Reckon as how maybe Ah’ll be dar yit,” he muttered to himself. “Mist’
+Jim Robin he say to me yistaddy mahnin’: ‘Pro, yuh wuthless niggah,
+gimme good rub dis mahnin’ an’ when Ah gits to Baltimo’ Ah’ll sen’ yoh
+a good thing.’ Yassah, dat ’zackly what he done say, an’ Ah done rub
+him till he yell ’nuff. Mist’ Jim Robin he done keep his promise. He’ll
+sen’ me dat good thing, den Ah’ll show dese Noo ’Leans shines a classy
+niggah. Ah’ll ride in Mistah Pullman’s cahr ’stid o’ Mistah Burton’s
+cahr--nothward. Yassah.”
+
+Visibly affected by a process of triumph of mind over condition, Pro
+achieved a more cheerful countenance. The happy smile which was his
+trademark, and the ingratiating grin which made him welcome among
+race-track followers, returned by degrees, and by the time the snorers
+aroused themselves and shuddered at the cold plunge before coming to
+the rubbing tables his ready laugh and the seductive manner in which he
+wielded the solicitous whisk-broom upon each departing guest won reward.
+
+“Um-um, Miss Luck comin’ back,” he muttered hopefully, as he counted
+his tips. “Um-um. Dis niggah in Baltimo’ foah Sattaday suah--jes’ in
+time foh to see de handicap. Wisht Mist’ Jim’d sen’ me dat tip he done
+promise me.”
+
+As if in answer to the wish, the page in the hotel under which the St.
+Charles baths are located was passing through lobbies and writing-rooms
+paging:
+
+“Mistah Prosias Trimble! Mistah Prosias Trimble!”
+
+“Hyah, boy,” the captain of the bell-boys called. “Doan’ be a-pagin’
+dat name ’roun’ de house. Prosias Trimble he dat buxom black niggah
+Pro, down in de baf-house.”
+
+“Tellygraft foh yoh, niggah,” the page announced disgustedly, as he
+tossed the yellow envelope toward Pro and abandoned all hope of a tip.
+
+“Miss Luck, favor me!” Pro pleaded devoutly as he held the envelope in
+his hand. “Miss Luck, bring de good news--doan’ betray me now. Ah needs
+yoh!”
+
+“What does he say, Pro?”
+
+“What who say?” demanded Pro, his lips suddenly bulging outward
+belligerently, as he swung about to face Mr. Clarence Fox, who had
+pursued the telegram from the lobby down into the bath-house.
+
+“What Mist’ Jim Robin say?” responded Mr. Fox, scowling.
+
+“How come yoh knows so much?”
+
+“Reckon Ah doan’ know he promise’ you a tip?”
+
+“How come yoh knows?”
+
+“Reckon yoh didn’t infohm a certain lady frien’ o’ mine?”
+
+“Dat yaller gal too brash wif her mouf!” Pro muttered regretfully, as
+he recalled the fact that the lady in question was manicurist in the
+Royal Crescent Palace barber shop, Clarence Fox owner.
+
+In spite of his appearance of displeasure, Pro was not displeased. His
+mind was working, and Mr. Fox was included in the thoughts. Mr. Fox
+possessed money. Pro’s cash capital consisted of the two dollars and
+twenty cents secured in tips during the night’s work. Further, he was
+aware that in order to turn even a sure thing on a race tip into money,
+working capital is required. His acquaintance with Mr. Clarence Fox
+had been incidental to his friendship for Miss Susie, the manicurist,
+and Pro recalled, with some regret, the fact that during the more
+prosperous times of the winter he had been inclined to treat Clarence
+Fox condescendingly. But Mr. Fox, proprietor of the five-chair barber
+shop catering to the swelldom of the negro district, he viewed in a
+different light now. If Mr. Fox could be persuaded to finance certain
+illegal but delectable operations, Pro saw a way to overcome lack of
+working capital.
+
+“’Scuse me, Mistah Fox, if Ah seem discurtous,” he said, “but a
+gennelman gotta be careful when he gits straight tips from gennelman
+white owners.”
+
+“Dat all right, Mistah Trimble,” said Clarence, responding to
+politeness with greater politeness. “Ah respects yoh sentiments. Reckon
+dat a wahm tip?”
+
+“Ah ’low she ’bout ninety-eight in de shade,” Pro responded.
+
+“Ah doan’ ’low dat yoh ’tends to bet enuff foh to cover all de
+han’-books in Noo ’Leans?” Clarence inquired flatteringly.
+
+“Don’t ’low as Ah can,” said Pro regretfully. “You ’low ef Ah tell yoh
+wha’ hoss Mist’ Jim done name’, kin yoh wait till Ah gits my bets down,
+so’s not influence de odds?”
+
+“Ah ’low dat Ah kin. Yoh ’low dat tip look good?”
+
+“Look good?” Pro’s voice quivered with outraged indignation. “Yoh ’low
+Mist’ Jim done tellygraft a niggah lessen it good?”
+
+“Nevah kin tell,” commented Mr. Fox cynically.
+
+Prosias hesitated. His mind was in panic for fear of losing the
+opportunity to secure working capital, yet the situation was
+embarrassing. He found it difficult to approach a business proposition
+without revealing the fact that he was embarrassed financially.
+
+“Reckon yoh do the right thing if Ah tell yoh de name ob de hoss?” he
+said tentatively.
+
+“Yoh knows me, Pro. Ah always does de right thing, doan’ Ah?”
+
+“Dat yoh repitation, Clarence,” said Pro, vaguely conscious of the fact
+that he knew nothing of Clarence’s reputation.
+
+“Always aims to do de right thing, Pro.”
+
+“Hyah she go, den,” said Pro, with sudden determination, as he tore
+open the envelope.
+
+“Miss Luck, be mine!” he breathed, as he unfolded the yellow paper.
+With Mr. Fox craning his neck to see over his shoulder, he read:
+
+ Shoot the roll on the filly in the fourth.
+
+ ROBIN.
+
+Mr. Fox wrinkled the end of his broad nose and looked puzzled.
+
+“De roll on de filly!” said Prosias, his eyes rolling.
+
+“Wha’ hoss he mean?” inquired the less informed Mr. Fox.
+
+“Wha’ hoss?” Pro repeated disdainfully. “Why, dat Ivory Gahter filly,
+dat who: Mist’ Jim’s filly, an’ she good. She ripe, niggah, she win
+suah, an’ de odds--um-um! Niggah, we rich!”
+
+“Ivory Gahter--I’m gwine!” exclaimed Mr. Fox excitedly. “Niggah, yoh
+play de books ’roun’ hyar. Ah’ll slaughtah dem Rampaht Street gamblahs.”
+
+The convinced Mr. Fox, hesitating at the barber shop only long enough
+to sweep the till clean, dashed toward Rampart Street, while Pro,
+waiting until his financial backer disappeared, ascended to the second
+story of the pool-room nearest the hotel, and, after considerable
+haggling, persuaded the handbook keeper to wager twenty dollars against
+two against the chances of Ivory Garter’s winning. Pro mourned because
+he knew that at the track the odds would be twenty to one.
+
+Instead of retiring for the day, Pro promenaded, ostensibly for
+pleasure, but always with a view of borrowing capital to wager.
+Several times he tentatively opened negotiations, but, meeting with
+scant encouragement, he contented himself with remarking airily that
+he had remained in New Orleans to consummate a betting commission for
+an owner, and was leaving to join the horses that evening, after the
+killing.
+
+His probably were the first eyes to read the ticker that afternoon,
+when in jerks and clicks the tape recorded the fact that Ivory Garter
+had won. Thirty minutes later, with twenty-two dollars in his pocket,
+Pro entered the bath-house.
+
+“Ah’s sorry to be ’bliged to notify yoh Ah resigns,” he announced.
+“Ah’s called No’th.”
+
+With light heart and faith in Miss Luck restored, he went forth to the
+Royal Crescent Palace barber shop by a devious route. At his first
+stop he remarked casually that he wouldn’t be surprised if he and Mr.
+Fox had cleaned up five hundred dollars, at the second stop he opined
+he and Mr. Fox had won seven hundred, and by the time he reached
+Canal Street his estimate of probable winnings had passed twelve
+hundred dollars and his cash capital had dwindled to eight dollars,
+due to sudden generosity in lending and to purchasing cigars for less
+fortunate acquaintances.
+
+His mental estimate of the amount won exceeded the figures he dared
+express openly. There was no limit to his imagination. Mr. Fox had
+money. A hundred dollars should yield fifteen hundred at proper
+pool-room odds. Mr. Fox rated himself a sport. Pro calculated that a
+proper sport, with money, would bet at least five hundred dollars on a
+tip straight from an owner, which at twelve to one--the lowest possible
+odds he figured Mr. Fox would accept--would be six thousand dollars,
+fifty per cent of which was three thousand dollars. Pro pictured
+himself riding into the track at Baltimore in an open automobile. He
+even determined to pay admission instead of soliciting an employee’s
+badge.
+
+He reached the Royal Crescent Palace barber shop in a state of excited
+anticipation. Mr. Fox, at ease, was draped over the cigar counter, and
+his very nonchalant calmness sent a shiver through Pro’s optimism.
+
+“Howdy, Clarence?” he exclaimed, under forced draught. “We suah slip
+dat one over!”
+
+“Suah did,” assented Mr. Fox, without enthusiasm.
+
+“We ’mos’ ruin dis hyah town, Ah reckon,” observed Pro, inviting
+information. “Ah suah clean mah end.”
+
+“Ah’s glad yoh hit ’em hahd, Pro,” said Mr. Fox, without warming. “Ah
+wah jest a-wishin’ Ah done had ez much faith in yoh frien’ ez yoh did.”
+
+“How come, Clarence?” asked Pro, with a sudden sinking suspicion.
+“Didn’ yoh plunge?”
+
+“Hadn’ no faith a-tall,” asserted Clarence.
+
+“Didn’ yoh win _nothin’_?” asked Pro, unbelief, suspicion, crushed
+hopes, all concentrated in his voice.
+
+“Jes’ li’l’ pikin’ bet, Pro,” said Mr. Fox resignedly. “Ah bin kickin’
+mahsef. Ah mought a-win ’nuff to be goin’ norf wif yoh. But Ah lack
+faith. Ah lack faith perdigious.”
+
+“Yoh win nuffin a-tall?” Pro reiterated, his voice expressing his
+ebbing hope.
+
+“Ah win jes’ twenty dollah,” said Mr. Fox positively. “Niggah on’y lay
+me ten to one, an’ Ah bet on’y two dollah.”
+
+He hesitated, waiting as if expecting passionate contradiction, and
+added:
+
+“Hyah yoh bit foh de tip.”
+
+He peeled a five-dollar bill from a huge roll extracted carelessly from
+a trousers pocket and flipped it toward Pro.
+
+“Dat a good tip, Pro,” he said in conciliatory tones. “Ah thanks yoh
+foh it. Wish Ah’d had moah faith. Ef yoh git any good ones in Baltimo’,
+wiah me.”
+
+Prosias, speechless, pocketed the bill and turned. At the door he
+paused.
+
+“Yas, sah, Clarence,” he said slowly. “Ah ain’ done fohgit. Ah’ll
+’membah yoh, Clarence.”
+
+His brain was dazed, but his heart seethed with bitter resentment. He
+knew that Clarence Fox had profited largely and had swindled him out of
+his just share. He walked slowly, bitterly regretting the generosity
+of the morning, but for which he still would have had enough money to
+reach the race-track. He went humbly back to the St. Charles baths and
+petitioned to be restored to his position. That night, while working
+upon the super-fattened carcasses of patrons, thoughts of Clarence Fox
+and his perfidy came to his mind, and he struck hard, eliciting howls
+of protest. And during that long night his brain slowly evolved a plan
+of vengeance.
+
+Three days later Clarence Fox, arrayed in a glory which neither
+Solomon nor the lilies ever could have rivaled, descended into the St.
+Charles baths.
+
+“Why, howdy, Pro?” he exclaimed, with well simulated surprise. “Ah
+thought yoh done gone Baltimo’.”
+
+“Not yit, Clarence, not yit.”
+
+His cheerful aspect and his failure to express either anger or sorrow
+puzzled Clarence.
+
+“How come?” he asked.
+
+“Frien’ ast me would Ah remain foh a few days an’ ack ez his bettin’
+c’missioner.”
+
+“Whafoh of a frien’?”
+
+“Same frien’ ez sen’ me that last tip.”
+
+Clarence Fox’s manner changed with startling suddenness. From a
+patronizing familiarity and superior condescension, he descended
+instantly to solicitous friendship.
+
+“Hear anythin’?” he inquired.
+
+“Ain’ ’spectin’ anythin’ foh a day er two.”
+
+“Gwine tell me when he wiahs yoh, Pro?”
+
+“Ain’ slippin’ no tips to niggahs da won’ bet no coin.” Pro’s contempt
+was impersonal.
+
+“Ah’s a bettin’ fool when Ah got faith,” asserted Mr. Fox earnestly,
+fitting the shoe to himself. “Las’ time Ah ain’ got no faith a-tall.”
+
+“Reckon maybe yoh won’ hab no faith dis hyah time,” Pro remarked
+disinterestedly. “Ah sabes mah tips foh gamblahs, not pikahs.”
+
+The term stung, but Mr. Fox, while writhing under the insult, chose to
+pretend dignity and ignored it.
+
+“Ah ain’ int’rusted in five-dollah bettahs,” Pro added, rubbing salt
+into the hurt.
+
+“Five dollah?” Mr. Fox exclaimed indignantly. “Pro, when Ah’s got
+faith Ah bets five hundred dollah.”
+
+“Mebbe so,” Pro commented in unconvinced accents. “Wha’ dat git me?”
+
+“Dat,” asserted Mr. Fox, with emphasis, “git yoh twenty-fibe pussent ob
+all Ah wins.”
+
+“Ah ain’ int’rusted,” said Pro, proceeding about his duties with an air
+of finality.
+
+“Lissen at reason, Pro,” Mr. Fox argued in quick alarm. “Twenty-fibe
+am mah reg’lar pussent, but ’tween frien’s lak yoh an’ me, it’s forty
+pussent.”
+
+“Fifty neahrer right,” commented Pro, still busy.
+
+“Fifty an’ me takin’ all de chanst? Fohty am gen’rous.”
+
+“An’ show me de tickets?” Pro’s tone was an ultimatum.
+
+“Doan yoh trus’ me, Pro?” Mr. Fox registered indignant surprise.
+
+“Suah Ah trust yoh, Clarence,” said Pro sulkily. “Didn’t yoh han’ me
+fibe dollah last time?”
+
+“Dat mah reg’lar twenty-fibe pussent,” responded Mr. Fox humbly,
+choosing to ignore the insinuation. “It fohty dis time.”
+
+“Undah dem circumstances, Clarence, Ah’m int’rusted,” said Pro. “Ah’m
+expectin’ de glad tidin’s ’bout day aftah to-morrah.”
+
+“Lemme know, Pro?”
+
+“Yas, sah, Clarence, Ah suah let you know,” Pro promised. And, as
+Mr. Clarence Fox departed, Pro, leaning upon the handle of a mop,
+suddenly commenced a jellylike flesh quake which concluded with a noisy
+irruption of laughter.
+
+“Dat niggah done broke!” he muttered, as his inward merriment subsided.
+“Dat niggah broke right now, on’y he doan’ know it.”
+
+His plot was working.
+
+That evening he sat in the bath-house, his mind concentrated upon the
+racing form. He was busy picking losers, instead of winners, and even
+the unmuffled snores of the sleepers failed to distract his attention.
+
+“Kunnel Campbell,” he read and considered. “Dat de dog what run las’
+foah times at de Fair Groun’s. He run las’ foah times, he seben dat
+othah time. Dat colt ain’t got no chanst a-tall.” He studied the
+entries for a moment.
+
+“Kunnel Campbell,” he repeated. “Dat mah s’lection foh Mistah Fox in de
+fust race.”
+
+He yelled with inward laughter for a moment and resumed his work on the
+dope sheet.
+
+“Jakmino,” he read. “Jakmino. He dat skate dat Mist’ Jim call de buggy
+hoss. Dat hoss got bow tendons, glandahs, an’ de boll weevil. He kain’t
+run fast ’nuff foh to wahm hisse’f good. He ain’t no runnin’ hoss. He
+ain’ fas ’nuff foh to pull a disc harrer.” He muttered over the form
+sheet a moment, then decided. “Jakmino--dat mah s’lection foh Mistah
+Fox in de third race.”
+
+Prosias went off into another spasm of inward mirth.
+
+He studied the entries for the last race, suddenly threw back his head
+and laughed until the snorers, disturbed, ceased snoring and turned
+over off their backs.
+
+“Irene W.,” he said, and laughed again. “Irene W.--dat hoss suah a
+houn’--wust houn’ on de circuit. She six yeah ole an’ a maiden--ain’t
+nebber bin in de money.”
+
+He laughed until near apoplexy and chuckled to himself.
+
+“Irene W.: dat man gran’ extra special tip foh Mistah Fox in de las’
+race.”
+
+Then he said to himself solemnly:
+
+“Mistah Clarence Fox, yoh done broke. Yoh broke, on’y yoh doan’ know
+it.”
+
+With the aid of the telegraph operator in the office upstairs, Pro
+evolved a telegram to himself, and early the next afternoon, as Mr.
+Clarence Fox, attired in the gorgeous clothes purchased with the
+illicit profits of the Ivory Garter race, entered the hotel, a negro
+bell-boy, propelled by the telegraph operator, hastened through the
+lobby.
+
+“Mistah Prosias Trimble!” he paged. “Mistah Prosias Trimble!”
+
+“Hyah, niggah,” the captain called sharply. “Ain’ Ah gwine tell yoh
+not foh to be pagin’ dat name ’roun’ de hotel? Dat Pro down in de
+baf-house.”
+
+Mr. Clarence Fox was two steps behind the bell-boy when the telegram
+was delivered to Pro.
+
+“Wha’ he say dis time, Pro?” he demanded eagerly.
+
+“Ain’t open it yet,” said Pro carelessly, moving as if to place the
+telegram in his pocket. “Ain’t openin’ tellygrafs while folks is
+pesticatin’ ’roun’.”
+
+“Yoh ain’t gwine t’row me down now, is yoh, Pro?” Mr. Fox’s voice was
+tremulous with surprised disappointment.
+
+“Ain’ sayin’ Ah is, is Ah?”
+
+“Ain’ hearin’ yoh sayin’ yoh ain’t,” retorted Mr. Fox. “’Membah yoh
+done mek a ’greement ’bout dat tip.”
+
+“Ain’t suah dis de tip,” Pro countered. “Reckon Ah bettah read it.”
+
+He ripped open the envelope and held the inclosed message at a
+tantalizing angle so that no craning of the neck of Mr. Fox sufficed to
+give him a glimpse of the contents.
+
+“Wha’ yoh make ob dat?” Pro exclaimed as in surprise. “Mist’ Jim suah
+gittin’ good, hittin’ ’em hahd.”
+
+“Wha’ he say?”
+
+“He say plenty,” said Pro mysteriously. “Dis clean-up day.”
+
+“Wha’ hoss he name?” quavered Mr. Fox.
+
+“Hoss? He done name three hosses--two hot tip an’ a gran’ special extra
+br’ilin’ hot one.”
+
+“Gimme dem names, Pro.” Mr. Fox, feeling the urge of excitement,
+reached as if to take the telegram from Pro.
+
+“Han’s off, niggah, han’s off!” Pro warned, scowling belligerently.
+
+“Ain’t us pahtners in dis?” quavered Mr. Fox.
+
+“Um. Ain’ so suah ’bout dat yit,” said Pro, exasperatingly cool.
+
+“But us made a ’greement.”
+
+“Ah ’membahs dat,” Pro admitted, as if reluctantly. “Le’s see, dey’s
+a hoss in de fust race, dey’s a hoss in de third race, an’ de gran’
+special suah thing in de las’. Reckon Ah tip yoh one at a time.”
+
+“Wha’ de fust, den?” pleaded Mr. Fox humbly.
+
+“How much yoh ’low yoh bet on dat fust hoss?”
+
+“Depen’s.”
+
+“Ain’ tippin’ nuffin’ on no ‘depen’s’.”
+
+“Ef it look good, Ah bet fifty dollah.” Mr. Fox stated the figure
+tentatively.
+
+“Fifty dollah? Ah ain’ tippin’ no pikahs.”
+
+“Ah bets a hunnerd ef de price look right.”
+
+“Ain’ tippin’ nuffin’ on no ‘ifs.’”
+
+“Ah bets a hunnerd dollah on dat fust hoss.”
+
+Mr. Fox had surrendered, and he stated the figure with the air of a man
+paying through the nose.
+
+“An’ fohty pussent foh me?”
+
+“Dat ouh ’greement, Pro.”
+
+“Dat hoss’ name,” said Pro, opening the message and stopping in
+maddening deliberation--“dat hoss’ name--how Ah know yoh play faih?”
+
+“Yoh knows me, Pro.”
+
+“Uh--reckon Ah do, Clarence.”
+
+“Den, what dat hoss’ name?”
+
+Mr. Fox’s voice bore a note of irritation, and Pro hastened to ease the
+situation.
+
+“K-u-n-n-e-l C-a-m-p-b-e-l-l,” Pro spelled from the message. “Kunnel
+Campbell--dat good hoss. Mist’ Jim bin hol’in’ him foh a killin’. Ought
+git a good price on dat hoss, Clarence.”
+
+“Kunnel Campbell,” repeated Mr. Fox. “Ah’s gwine. Ah’ll be back atter
+dat race.”
+
+“Ah’ll be waitin’ wif de second hoss,” Pro promised.
+
+When Mr. Fox disappeared with more haste than dignity, Pro threw back
+his head and indulged in prolonged laughter.
+
+“Mistah Fox,” he repeated, “yoh done broke--yoh broke, on’y yoh doan’
+know it yit.”
+
+For an hour and a half Pro tasted the sweets of vengeance.
+
+“He say he bet a hunnerd,” he soliloquized. “Dat mean he bet two
+hunnerd, mebby two hunnerd an’ fifty, an’ lie me outen mah share ef he
+win. When he lose he ’low he bet foah hunnerd.”
+
+He was rehearsing reasons for the defeat of Colonel Campbell and
+additional reasons for increasing the size of the next bet, when the
+door opened and Mr. Fox, wildly agitated and with shining face, hurtled
+into the bath-house.
+
+“Did--did--did he win?” Pro’s eyes were bulging.
+
+“Did he win? We kill’m, Pro!” panted Mr. Fox. “Done clean up Rampaht
+Street. Gimme dat nex’ tip.”
+
+“Wha’--wha’--what odds yoh git?” Pro, dazed with the unexpectedness of
+developments, managed to gasp.
+
+“Niggah on’y lay me five to one,” lied Mr. Fox breathlessly. “Ah bets a
+hunnerd at five to one. We win five hundred dollah.”
+
+“Wha’ dem ticket?”
+
+“Dat a s’picious niggah gamblah, Pro,” said Mr. Fox. “He done say he
+ain’ makin’ no ticket, foh fear de p’lice git evidence.”
+
+Pro saw the uselessness of argument.
+
+“Two hunnerd--dat mah share,” he stated, after an arithmetical
+parturition. “Gimme dat money.”
+
+“Ah ain’ c’lect yit.”
+
+“Bettah c’lect foh Ah tell yoh dat nex’ hoss.”
+
+“Ain’ got time befoh de next race.”
+
+“Den pay me yohsef.”
+
+“An’ take chances dat niggah welch?”
+
+“Reckon’ Ah keep dat nex’ tip foh mahsef.”
+
+“Ah’ll take de chanst,” Mr. Fox decided. “Ah low dat niggah pay,
+lessen he done broke.”
+
+He counted two hundred dollars off a huge roll of bills and passed them
+to Pro reluctantly.
+
+“How much yoh ’low yoh bet dis time?” demanded Pro, recounting the
+money.
+
+“Reckon Ah shoot another hunnerd.”
+
+“A hunnerd, an’ all dat gravy in de bowl!” Pro registered indignant
+protest. “Yoh gwine shoot two hunnerd or nothin’. Dat’ll leave yoh on
+velvet, an’ de special extra comin’.”
+
+“Ah’s gamblin’,” Mr. Fox declared shortly. “What his name?”
+
+“An’ mek de bets whar dey writes de tickets?” Pro added, imposing a new
+condition.
+
+“Ah knows a place.”
+
+“An’ fohty pussent foh me?”
+
+“Dat ouh ’greement.”
+
+“Dat nex’ hoss”--Pro studied the telegram tantalizingly--“dat nex’ hoss
+J-a-k-m-i-n-o.”
+
+“See yeh latah,” said Mr. Fox, dashing for the exit.
+
+“Wha’ yoh think ob dat?” Pro asked himself wonderingly, as he felt the
+money to make certain it was real. “Dat hoss ain’t got a chanst, an’ he
+win!”
+
+“Miss Luck she suah smile!” he continued. “Ah kain’t lose, an’ Ah still
+break dat niggah. Ah bets dat niggah bet three hunnerd dollar, an’ git
+eight to one an’ pay me dis.”
+
+The two hundred dollars suddenly decreased in value by comparison with
+Clarence’s supposed winnings. Then Pro’s face lighted.
+
+“Ah’s _got_ mine,” he reflected, “an’ Ah gwine keep it. Wait twell
+Clarence done git de bad news ’bout dat Jakmino race! Dat hoss ain’
+got no moah chanst ob winnin’ dan a niggah has bein’ ’lected gubonor ob
+Louisiana.”
+
+An hour later his comforting reflections were interrupted by the second
+avalanche descent of Clarence Fox into the bath-house. His eyes were
+protruding and his face shining, and money bulged from every pocket.
+
+“Did--did--did--did dat one win, too?” Pro’s eyes rolled wildly and
+amazement was portrayed on every feature.
+
+“He roll home, Pro!” cried Mr. Fox. “Win all de way, by foah length. Ah
+lef’ a trail o’ bankrupt niggahs from de Levee to de basin.”
+
+“What odds yoh git, niggah?” demanded Pro, suddenly stern.
+
+“Ah git seben,” Mr. Fox lied cautiously. “What yoh git?”
+
+“Ah git nine foh mine,” Pro lied. “Show me dem ticket.”
+
+“Ah git nine foh paht o’ mine, too,” declared Mr. Fox, weakening.
+
+“Ah git seben foh a hunnerd, an’ nine foh a hunnerd. Hyar de ticket foh
+de nine. Dat othah niggah de one dat doan’ write no ticket.”
+
+“Pay me, niggah!” said Pro sternly. “Pay me six hunnerd an’ forty
+dollar.”
+
+“Count it yohsef,” said Mr. Fox, suddenly reckless in his prosperity as
+he dragged money from pockets and tossed it in scrambled heaps on the
+cigar counter. “Count dat triflin’ six hunnerd an’ fohty dollah, an’
+tell me dat special. Ah gwine staht an epidemic ob bankruptcy ’mongst
+dem niggah gamblahs from de levee to de lake.”
+
+Pro counted his share, feeling the money as if striving to make certain
+he was awake. His eyes rolled, and he blinked. He knew Mr. Fox had won
+more than he admitted winning, but in his amazement he failed to feel
+even resentment.
+
+“Git a move on, niggah,” commanded Mr. Fox. “Doan’ be all day countin’
+dat triflin’ money. Le’s go git de real coin. What dat las’ hoss’ name?”
+
+Pro arose, stuffed his share of the loot into his pockets, shoved the
+remainder back toward Mr. Fox, and suddenly gave voice to long pent
+feelings.
+
+“Run ’long an’ _guess_, niggah, _guess_,” he said witheringly. “Ah’s
+done tippin’ lyin’, stealin’, cheatin’ niggahs.”
+
+“What yoh mean?” demanded Mr. Fox, but weakly. “Ain’ Ah done slip yoh
+eight hunnerd an’ forty dollah?”
+
+“Yoh suah done so,” admitted Pro, “an’ yeh done win twicet ez much ez
+yoh ’mit yoh win. Ah mean yoh done cheat an’ lie an’ steal. Ah say Ah’s
+done, an’ Ah mean Ah’s done. Hyah whar yoh an’ me paht. Ah do mah own
+bettin’, an’ Ah doan’ tip no pikah.”
+
+He strode indignantly from the bath-house, leaving Mr. Fox crushed.
+Presently he rallied and pursued, striving to learn what horse Prosias
+was betting on.
+
+Up narrow stairways and down narrower steps into basements, into rooms
+behind pool parlors and rooms behind barber shops, into cigar stands,
+Pro dashed and dodged, leaving behind him a trail of quaking, alarmed
+colored men. The word spread over New Orleans that Prosias Trimble
+was plunging, but the bookmakers, anxious to lay off the bets, were
+close-mouthed and Clarence Fox strove in vain to discover which horse
+Pro was playing. By fifties, twenty-fives, and hundreds, Pro wagered
+his discounted share of Clarence Fox’s winnings, and slowly the odds
+on Irene W. to win the last race at Baltimo’ were driven downward from
+forty to one to six to one.
+
+Just before post time for the final race, Pro, flushed and breathless,
+wagered the last ten dollars and stood in a small room where a
+telegraph operator clicked away at a key and received the news from the
+distant track.
+
+“Two hundred at fohty mek eight thousan’,” he figured, “a hunnerd at
+thutty mek three thousan’, a hunnerd at twenty-five mek two thousan’
+five hunnerd.”
+
+Laboriously he checked off his bets and strove to strike the total.
+
+“Ah win t’irteen thousan’ fibe hunnerd dollah,” he said dazedly. “Add
+dat eight hunnerd an’ fohty, and dat’ll mek me win fo’teen thousan’
+t’ree hunnerd an’ fohty dollah.”
+
+“Ah ’low when Ah gits to Baltimo’ Ah staht a stable ob hosses,” he
+said. “Ah ’low Ah call it de Miss Luck Stable. Mah colahs will be
+scahlet an’ puhple, wif a yaller sash an’ a green cap--”
+
+His reverie was interrupted by the man at the telegraph instrument
+calling aloud what the clicking instrument told him.
+
+“Mai-Blanc at the quarter,” he said. “Mayor Behrmann second, Maude
+G. third. At the half: Mai-Blanc leads, Chicago Fritz second, Mayor
+Behrmann third. The three quarters: Mayor Behrmann by half a length,
+Mai-Blanc second, Al Kray third.”
+
+There was a pause.
+
+“Hyar come Irene,” said Pro softly to himself, seeing with the eyes of
+desire.
+
+“Stretch, the same,” said the caller wearily. “The winner--”
+
+There was another long pause, and Pro, swallowing hard, said:
+
+“Come on, yoh Irene W.!”
+
+“The winner--Mayor Behrmann, Chicago Fritz second, Vicksburg Sal third.”
+
+Pro stood with his lower lip quivering and his eyes big with
+bewilderment. Then he edged slowly toward the operator. “Mistah,” he
+said, striving to speak casually, “Irene W. wah scratched in dat race,
+wah she?”
+
+“Irene W.?” said the operator disdainfully. “Bah! She ran last.”
+
+Slowly, as if in a trance, Prosias made his way down into the street
+and stood staring across toward the barber shop of Clarence Fox. Light
+broke upon his bewildered brain, and he muttered:
+
+“Ah done touted mahsef!”
+
+
+
+
+TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES:
+
+
+ Italicized text is surrounded by underscores: _italics_.
+
+ Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.
+
+ Inconsistencies in hyphenation have been standardized.
+
+ Archaic or variant spelling has been retained.
+
+
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75271 ***