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You can also find out about how to make a +donation to Project Gutenberg, and how to get involved. + + +**Welcome To The World of Free Plain Vanilla Electronic Texts** + +**eBooks Readable By Both Humans and By Computers, Since 1971** + +*****These eBooks Were Prepared By Thousands of Volunteers!***** + + +Title: The Newcomes + +Author: William Makepeace Thackeray + +Release Date: February, 2005 [EBook #7467] +[Yes, we are more than one year ahead of schedule] +[This file was first posted on May 5, 2003] + +Edition: 10 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE NEWCOMES *** + + + + +Produced by Tapio Riikonen. + + + + +THE NEWCOMES + +Memoirs of a most Respectable Family + +Edited by Arthur Pendennis, Esq. + + +by William Makepeace Thackeray + + + +CONTENTS + + CHAPTER + I The Overture--After which the Curtain rises upon a Drinking + Chorus + II Colonel Newcome's Wild Oats + III Colonel Newcome's Letter-box + IV In which the Author and the Hero resume their Acquaintance + V Clive's Uncles + VI Newcome Brothers + VII In which Mr. Clive's School-days are over + VIII Mrs. Newcome at Home (a Small Early Party) + IX Miss Honeyman's + X Ethel and her Relations + XI At Mrs. Ridley's + XII In which Everybody is asked to Dinner + XIII In which Thomas Newcome sings his last Song + XIV Park Lane + XV The Old Ladies + XVI In which Mr. Sherrick lets his House in Fitzroy Square + XVII A School of Art + XVIII New Companions + XIX The colonel at Home + XX Contains more Particulars of the Colonel and his Brethren + XXI Is Sentimental, but Short + XXII Describes a Visit to Paris; with Accidents and Incidents + in London + XXIII In which we hear a Soprano and a Contralto + XXIV In which the Newcome Brothers once more meet together in Unity + XXV Is passed in a Public-house + XXVI In which Colonel Newcome's Horses are sold + XXVII Youth and Sunshine + XXVIII In which Clive begins to see the World + XXIX In which Barnes comes a-Wooing + XXX A Retreat + XXXI Madame la Duchesse + XXXII Barnes's Courtship + XXXIII Lady Kew at the Congress + XXXIV The End of the Congress of Baden + XXXV Across the Alps + XXXVI In which M. de Florac is promoted + XXXVII Returns to Lord Kew +XXXVIII In which Lady Kew leaves his Lordship quite Convalescent + XXXIX Amongst the Painters + XL Returns from Rome to Pall Mall + XLI An Old Story + XLII Injured Innocence + XLIII Returns to some Old Friends + XLIV In which Mr. Charles Honeyman appears in an amiable light + XLV A Stag of Ten + XLVI The Hotel de Florac + XLVII Contains two or three Acts of a little Comedy + XLVIII In which Benedick is a Married Man + XLIX Contains at least Six more Courses and Two Desserts + L Clive in New Quarters + LI An Old Friend + LII Family Secrets + LIII In which Kinsmen fall out + LIV Has a Tragical Ending + LV Barnes's Skeleton Closet + LVI Rosa quo locorum sera moratur + LVII Rosebury and Newcome + LVIII "One more Unfortunate" + LIX In which Achilles loses Briseis + LX In which we write to the Colonel + LXI In which we are introduced to a new Newcome + LXII Mr. and Mrs. Clive Newcome + LXIII Mrs. Clive at Home + LXIV Absit Omen + LXV In which Mrs. Clive comes into her Fortune + LXVI In which the Colonel and the Newcome Athenaeum are both Lectured + LXVII Newcome and Liberty + LXVIII A Letter and a Reconciliation + LXIX The Election + LXX Chiltern Hundreds + LXXI In which Mrs. Clive Newcome's Carriage is ordered + LXXII Belisarius + LXXIII In which Belisarius returns from Exile + LXXIV In which Clive begins the World + LXXV Founder's Day at Grey Friars + LXXVI Christmas at Rosebury + LXXVII The Shortest and Happiest in the whole History +LXXVIII In which the Author goes on a Pleasant Errand + LXII In which Old Friends come together + LXXX In which the Colonel says "Adsum" when his Name is called + + + +THE NEWCOMES + + + + +CHAPTER I + +The Overture--After which the Curtain rises upon a Drinking Chorus + + +A crow, who had flown away with a cheese from a dairy-window, sate +perched on a tree looking down at a great big frog in a pool underneath +him. The frog's hideous large eyes were goggling out of his head in a +manner which appeared quite ridiculous to the old blackamoor, who watched +the splay-footed slimy wretch with that peculiar grim humour belonging to +crows. Not far from the frog a fat ox was browsing; whilst a few lambs +frisked about the meadow, or nibbled the grass and buttercups there. + +Who should come in to the farther end of the field but a wolf? He was so +cunningly dressed up in sheep's clothing, that the very lambs did not +know Master Wolf; nay, one of them, whose dam the wolf had just eaten, +after which he had thrown her skin over his shoulders, ran up innocently +towards the devouring monster, mistaking him for her mamma. + +"He, he!" says a fox, sneaking round the hedge-paling, over which the +tree grew, whereupon the crow was perched looking down on the frog, who +was staring with his goggle eyes fit to burst with envy, and croaking +abuse at the ox. "How absurd those lambs are! Yonder silly little +knock-kneed baah-ling does not know the old wolf dressed in the sheep's +fleece. He is the same old rogue who gobbled up little Red Riding Hood's +grandmother for lunch, and swallowed little Red Riding Hood for supper. +Tirez la bobinette et la chevillette cherra. He, he!" + +An owl that was hidden in the hollow of the tree woke up. "Oho, Master +Fox," says she, "I cannot see you, but I smell you! If some folks like +lambs, other folks like geese," says the owl. + +"And your ladyship is fond of mice," says the fox. + +"The Chinese eat them," says the owl, "and I have read that they are very +fond of dogs," continued the old lady. + +"I wish they would exterminate every cur of them off the face of the +earth," said the fox. + +"And I have also read, in works of travel, that the French eat frogs," +continued the owl. "Aha, my friend Crapaud! are you there? That was a +very pretty concert we sang together last night!" + +"If the French devour my brethren, the English eat beef," croaked out the +frog,--"great, big, brutal, bellowing oxen." + +"Ho, whoo!" says the owl, "I have heard that the English are toad-eaters +too!" + +"But who ever heard of them eating an owl or a fox, madam?" says +Reynard, "or their sitting down and taking a crow to pick?" adds the +polite rogue, with a bow to the old crow who was perched above them with +the cheese in his mouth. "We are privileged animals, all of us; at least, +we never furnish dishes for the odious orgies of man." + +"I am the bird of wisdom," says the owl; "I was the companion of Pallas +Minerva: I am frequently represented in the Egyptian monuments." + +"I have seen you over the British barn-doors," said the fox, with a grin. +"You have a deal of scholarship, Mrs. Owl. I know a thing or two myself; +but am, I confess it, no scholar--a mere man of the world--a fellow that +lives by his wits--a mere country gentleman." + +"You sneer at scholarship," continues the owl, with a sneer on her +venerable face. "I read a good deal of a night." + +"When I am engaged deciphering the cocks and hens at roost," says the +fox. + +"It's a pity for all that you can't read; that board nailed over my head +would give you some information." + +"What does it say?" says the fox. + +"I can't spell in the daylight," answered the owl; and, giving a yawn, +went back to sleep till evening in the hollow of her tree. + +"A fig for her hieroglyphics!" said the fox, looking up at the crow in +the tree. "What airs our slow neighbour gives herself! She pretends to +all the wisdom; whereas, your reverences, the crows, are endowed with +gifts far superior to these benighted old big-wigs of owls, who blink in +the darkness, and call their hooting singing. How noble it is to hear a +chorus of crows! There are twenty-four brethren of the Order of St. +Corvinus, who have builded themselves a convent near a wood which I +frequent; what a droning and a chanting they keep up! I protest their +reverences' singing is nothing to yours! You sing so deliciously in +parts, do for the love of harmony favour me with a solo!" + +While this conversation was going on, the ox was thumping the grass; the +frog was eyeing him in such a rage at his superior proportions, that he +would have spurted venom at him if he could, and that he would have +burst, only that is impossible, from sheer envy; the little lambkin was +lying unsuspiciously at the side of the wolf in fleecy hosiery, who did +not as yet molest her, being replenished with the mutton her mamma. But +now the wolf's eyes began to glare, and his sharp white teeth to show, +and he rose up with a growl, and began to think he should like lamb for +supper. + +"What large eyes you have got!" bleated out the lamb, with rather a timid +look. + +"The better to see you with, my dear." + +"What large teeth you have got!" + +"The better to----" + +At this moment such a terrific yell filled the field, that all its +inhabitants started with terror. It was from a donkey, who had somehow +got a lion's skin, and now came in at the hedge, pursued by some men and +boys with sticks and guns. + +When the wolf in sheep's clothing heard the bellow of the ass in the +lion's skin, fancying that the monarch of the forest was near, he ran +away as fast as his disguise would let him. When the ox heard the noise +he dashed round the meadow-ditch, and with one trample of his hoof +squashed the frog who had been abusing him. When the crow saw the people +with guns coming, he instantly dropped the cheese out of his mouth, and +took to wing. When the fox saw the cheese drop, he immediately made a +jump at it (for he knew the donkey's voice, and that his asinine bray was +not a bit like his royal master's roar), and making for the cheese, fell +into a steel trap, which snapped off his tail; without which he was +obliged to go into the world, pretending, forsooth, that it was the +fashion not to wear tails any more; and that the fox-party were better +without 'em. + +Meanwhile, a boy with a stick came up, and belaboured Master Donkey until +he roared louder than ever. The wolf, with the sheep's clothing draggling +about his legs, could not run fast, and was detected and shot by one of +the men. The blind old owl, whirring out of the hollow tree, quite amazed +at the disturbance, flounced into the face of a ploughboy, who knocked +her down with a pitchfork. The butcher came and quietly led off the ox +and the lamb; and the farmer, finding the fox's brush in the trap, hung +it up over his mantelpiece, and always bragged that he had been in at his +death. + +"What a farrago of old fables is this! What a dressing up in old +clothes!" says the critic. (I think I see such a one--a Solomon that sits +in judgment over us authors and chops up our children.) "As sure as I am +just and wise, modest, learned, and religious, so surely I have read +something very like this stuff and nonsense about jackasses and foxes +before. That wolf in sheep's clothing?--do I not know him? That fox +discoursing with the crow?--have I not previously heard of him? Yes, in +Lafontaine's fables: let us get the Dictionary and the Fable and the +Biographie Universelle, article Lafontaine, and confound the impostor." + +"Then in what a contemptuous way," may Solomon go on to remark, "does +this author speak of human nature! There is scarce one of these +characters he represents but is a villain. The fox is a flatterer; the +frog is an emblem of impotence and envy; the wolf in sheep's clothing a +bloodthirsty hypocrite, wearing the garb of innocence; the ass in the +lion's skin a quack trying to terrify, by assuming the appearance of a +forest monarch (does the writer, writhing under merited castigation, mean +to sneer at critics in this character? We laugh at the impertinent +comparison); the ox, a stupid commonplace; the only innocent being in the +writer's (stolen) apologue is a fool--the idiotic lamb, who does not know +his own mother!" And then the critic, if in a virtuous mood, may indulge +in some fine writing regarding the holy beauteousness of maternal +affection. + +Why not? If authors sneer, it is the critic's business to sneer at them +for sneering. He must pretend to be their superior, or who would care +about his opinion? And his livelihood is to find fault. Besides, he is +right sometimes; and the stories he reads, and the characters drawn in +them, are old, sure enough. What stories are new? All types of all +characters march through all fables: tremblers and boasters; victims and +bullies; dupes and knaves; long-eared Neddies, giving themselves leonine +airs; Tartuffes wearing virtuous clothing; lovers and their trials, their +blindness, their folly and constancy. With the very first page of the +human story do not love and lies too begin? So the tales were told ages +before Aesop; and asses under lions' manes roared in Hebrew; and sly +foxes flattered in Etruscan; and wolves in sheep's clothing gnashed their +teeth in Sanskrit, no doubt. The sun shines to-day as he did when he +first began shining; and the birds in the tree overhead, while I am +writing, sing very much the same note they have sung ever since there +were finches. Nay, since last he besought good-natured friends to listen +once a month to his talking, a friend of the writer has seen the New +World, and found the (featherless) birds there exceedingly like their +brethren of Europe. There may be nothing new under and including the sun; +but it looks fresh every morning, and we rise with it to toil, hope, +scheme, laugh, struggle, love, suffer, until the night comes and quiet. +And then will wake Morrow and the eyes that look on it; and so da capo. + +This, then, is to be a story, may it please you, in which jackdaws will +wear peacocks' feathers, and awaken the just ridicule of the peacocks; in +which, while every justice is done to the peacocks themselves, the +splendour of their plumage, the gorgeousness of their dazzling necks, and +the magnificence of their tails, exception will yet be taken to the +absurdity of their rickety strut, and the foolish discord of their pert +squeaking; in which lions in love will have their claws pared by sly +virgins; in which rogues will sometimes triumph, and honest folks, let us +hope, come by their own; in which there will be black crape and white +favours; in which there will be tears under orange-flower wreaths, and +jokes in mourning-coaches; in which there will be dinners of herbs with +contentment and without, and banquets of stalled oxen where there is care +and hatred--ay, and kindness and friendship too, along with the feast. It +does not follow that all men are honest because they are poor; and I have +known some who were friendly and generous, although they had plenty of +money. There are some great landlords who do not grind down their +tenants; there are actually bishops who are not hypocrites; there are +liberal men even among the Whigs, and the Radicals themselves are not all +aristocrats at heart. But who ever heard of giving the Moral before the +Fable? Children are only led to accept the one after their delectation +over the other: let us take care lest our readers skip both; and so let +us bring them on quickly--our wolves and lambs, our foxes and lions, our +roaring donkeys, our billing ringdoves, our motherly partlets, and +crowing chanticleers. + + +There was once a time when the sun used to shine brighter than it appears +to do in this latter half of the nineteenth century; when the zest of +life was certainly keener; when tavern wines seemed to be delicious, and +tavern dinners the perfection of cookery; when the perusal of novels was +productive of immense delight, and the monthly advent of magazine-day was +hailed as an exciting holiday; when to know Thompson, who had written a +magazine-article, was an honour and a privilege; and to see Brown, the +author of the last romance, in the flesh, and actually walking in the +Park with his umbrella and Mrs. Brown, was an event remarkable, and to +the end of life to be perfectly well remembered; when the women of this +world were a thousand times more beautiful than those of the present +time; and the houris of the theatres especially so ravishing and angelic, +that to see them was to set the heart in motion, and to see them again +was to struggle for half an hour previously at the door of the pit; when +tailors called at a man's lodgings to dazzle him with cards of fancy +waistcoats; when it seemed necessary to purchase a grand silver +dressing-case, so as to be ready for the beard which was not yet born (as +yearling brides provide lace caps, and work rich clothes, for the +expected darling); when to ride in the Park on a ten-shilling hack seemed +to be the height of fashionable enjoyment, and to splash your college +tutor as you were driving down Regent Street in a hired cab the triumph +of satire; when the acme of pleasure seemed to be to meet Jones of +Trinity at the Bedford, and to make an arrangement with him, and with +King of Corpus (who was staying at the Colonnade), and Martin of Trinity +Hall (who was with his family in Bloomsbury Square), to dine at the +Piazza, go to the play and see Braham in Fra Diavolo, and end the frolic +evening by partaking of supper and a song at the "Cave of Harmony."--It +was in the days of my own youth, then, that I met one or two of the +characters who are to figure in this history, and whom I must ask leave +to accompany for a short while, and until, familiarised with the public, +they can make their own way. As I recall them the roses bloom again, and +the nightingales sing by the calm Bendemeer. + +Going to the play, then, and to the pit, as was the fashion in those +honest days, with some young fellows of my own age, having listened +delighted to the most cheerful and brilliant of operas, and laughed +enthusiastically at the farce, we became naturally hungry at twelve +o'clock at night, and a desire for welsh-rabbits and good old +glee-singing led us to the "Cave of Harmony," then kept by the celebrated +Hoskins, among whose friends we were proud to count. + +We enjoyed such intimacy with Mr. Hoskins that he never failed to greet +us with a kind nod; and John the waiter made room for us near the +President of the convivial meeting. We knew the three admirable +glee-singers, and many a time they partook of brandy-and-water at our +expense. One of us gave his call dinner at Hoskins's, and a merry time we +had of it. Where are you, O Hoskins, bird of the night? Do you warble +your songs by Acheron, or troll your choruses by the banks of black +Avernus? + +The goes of stout, the "Chough and Crow," the welsh-rabbit, the +"Red-Cross Knight," the hot brandy-and-water (the brown, the strong!), +the "Bloom is on the Rye" (the bloom isn't on the rye any more!)--the +song and the cup, in a word, passed round merrily; and, I daresay, the +songs and bumpers were encored. It happened that there was a very small +attendance at the "Cave" that night, and we were all more sociable and +friendly because the company was select. The songs were chiefly of the +sentimental class; such ditties were much in vogue at the time of which I +speak. + +There came into the "Cave" a gentleman with a lean brown face and long +black mustachios, dressed in very loose clothes, and evidently a stranger +to the place. At least he had not visited it for a long time. He was +pointing out changes to a lad who was in his company; and, calling for +sherry-and-water, he listened to the music, and twirled his mustachios +with great enthusiasm. + +At the very first glimpse of me the boy jumped up from the table, bounded +across the room, ran to me with his hands out, and, blushing, said, +"Don't you know me?" + +It was little Newcome, my school-fellow, whom I had not seen for six +years, grown a fine tall young stripling now, with the same bright blue +eyes which I remembered when he was quite a little boy. + +"What the deuce brings you here?" said I. + +He laughed and looked roguish. "My father--that's my father--would come. +He's just come back from India. He says all the wits used to come here,-- +Mr. Sheridan, Captain Morris, Colonel Hanger, Professor Porson. I told +him your name, and that you used to be very kind to me when I first went +to Smithfield. I've left now; I'm to have a private tutor. I say, I've +got such a jolly pony. It's better fun than old Smile." + +Here the whiskered gentleman, Newcome's father, pointing to a waiter to +follow him with his glass of sherry-and-water, strode across the room +twirling his mustachios, and came up to the table where we sate, making a +salutation with his hat in a very stately and polite manner, so that +Hoskins himself was, as it were, obliged to bow; the glee-singers +murmured among themselves (their eyes rolling over their glasses towards +one another as they sucked brandy-and water), and that mischievous little +wag, little Nadab the Improvisatore (who had just come in), began to +mimic him, feeling his imaginary whiskers, after the manner of the +stranger, and flapping about his pocket-handkerchief in the most +ludicrous manner. Hoskins checked this ribaldry by sternly looking +towards Nadab, and at the same time called upon the gents to give their +orders, the waiter being in the room, and Mr. Bellew about to sing a +song. + +Newcome's father came up and held out his hand to me. I dare say I +blushed, for I had been comparing him to the admirable Harley in the +Critic, and had christened him Don Ferolo Whiskerandos. + +He spoke in a voice exceedingly soft and pleasant, and with a cordiality +so simple and sincere, that my laughter shrank away ashamed, and gave +place to a feeling much more respectful and friendly. In youth, you see, +one is touched by kindness. A man of the world may, of course, be +grateful or not as he chooses. + +"I have heard of your kindness, sir," says he, "to my boy. And whoever is +kind to him is kind to me. Will you allow me to sit down by you? and may +I beg you to try my cheroots?" We were friends in a minute--young Newcome +snuggling by my side, his father opposite, to whom, after a minute or two +of conversation, I presented my three college friends. + +"You have come here, gentlemen, to see the wits," says the Colonel. "Are +there any celebrated persons in the room? I have been five-and-thirty +years from home, and want to see all that is to be seen." + +King of Corpus (who was an incorrigible wag) was on the point of pulling +some dreadful long-bow, and pointing out a halfdozen of people in the +room, as R. and H. and L., etc., the most celebrated wits of that day; +but I cut King's shins under the table, and got the fellow to hold his +tongue. + +"Maxima debetur pueris," says Jones (a fellow of very kind feeling, who +has gone into the Church since), and, writing on his card to Hoskins, +hinted to him that a boy was in the room, and a gentleman, who was quite +a greenhorn: hence that the songs had better be carefully selected. + +And so they were. A ladies' school might have come in, and, but for the +smell of the cigars and brandy-and-water, have taken no harm by what +happened. Why should it not always be so? If there are any "Caves of +Harmony" now, I warrant Messieurs the landlords, their interests would be +better consulted by keeping their singers within bounds. The very +greatest scamps like pretty songs, and are melted by them; so are honest +people. It was worth a guinea to see the simple Colonel, and his delight +at the music. He forgot all about the distinguished wits whom he had +expected to see in his ravishment over the glees. + +"I say, Clive, this is delightful. This is better than your aunt's +concert with all the Squallinis, hey? I shall come here often. Landlord, +may I venture to ask those gentlemen if they will take any refreshment? +What are their names?" (to one of his neighbours). "I was scarcely +allowed to hear any singing before I went out, except an oratorio, where +I fell asleep; but this, by George, is as fine as Incledon!" He became +quite excited over his sherry-and-water-("I'm sorry to see you, +gentlemen, drinking brandy-pawnee," says he; "it plays the deuce with our +young men in India.") He joined in all the choruses with an exceedingly +sweet voice. He laughed at "The Derby Ram" so that it did you good to +hear him; and when Hoskins sang (as he did admirably) "The Old English +Gentleman," and described, in measured cadence, the death of that +venerable aristocrat, tears trickled down the honest warrior's cheek, +while he held out his hand to Hoskins and said, "Thank you, sir, for that +song; it is an honour to human nature." On which Hoskins began to cry +too. + +And now young Nadab, having been cautioned, commenced one of those +surprising feats of improvisation with which he used to charm audiences. +He took us all off, and had rhymes pat about all the principal persons in +the room: King's pins (which he wore very splendid), Martin's red +waistcoat, etc. The Colonel was charmed with each feat, and joined +delighted with the chorus--"Ritolderol ritolderol ritolderolderay" (bis). +And when, coming to the Colonel himself, he burst out-- + + "A military gent I see--And while his face I scan, + I think you'll all agree with me--He came from Hindostan. + And by his side sits laughing free--A youth with curly head, + I think you'll all agree with me--That he was best in bed. + Ritolderol," etc. + +--the Colonel laughed immensely at this sally, and clapped his son, young +Clive, on the shoulder. "Hear what he says of you, sir? Clive, best be +off to bed, my boy--ho, ho! No, no. We know a trick worth two of that. +'We won't go home till morning, till daylight does appear.' Why should +we? Why shouldn't my boy have innocent pleasure? I was allowed none when +I was a young chap, and the severity was nearly the ruin of me. I must go +and speak with that young man--the most astonishing thing I ever heard in +my life. What's his name? Mr. Nadab? Mr. Nadab, sir, you have delighted +me. May I make so free as to ask you to come and dine with me to-morrow +at six? Colonel Newcome, if you please, Nerot's Hotel, Clifford Street. I +am always proud to make the acquaintance of men of genius, and you are +one, or my name is not Newcome!" + +"Sir, you do me hhonour," says Mr. Nadab, pulling up his shirt-collar, +"and perhaps the day will come when the world will do me justice,--may I +put down your hhonoured name for my book of poems?" + +"Of course, my dear sir," says the enthusiastic Colonel; "I'll send them +all over India. Put me down for six copies, and do me the favour to bring +them to-morrow when you come to dinner." + +And now Mr. Hoskins asking if any gentleman would volunteer a song, what +was our amazement when the simple Colonel offered to sing himself, at +which the room applauded vociferously; whilst methought poor Clive +Newcome hung down his head, and blushed as red as a peony. I felt for the +young lad, and thought what my own sensations would have been if, in that +place, my own uncle, Major Pendennis, had suddenly proposed to exert his +lyrical powers. + +The Colonel selected the ditty of "Wapping Old Stairs" (a ballad so sweet +and touching that surely any English poet might be proud to be the father +of it), and he sang this quaint and charming old song in an exceedingly +pleasant voice, with flourishes and roulades in the old Incledon manner, +which has pretty nearly passed away. The singer gave his heart and soul +to the simple ballad, and delivered Molly's gentle appeal so pathetically +that even the professional gentlemen hummed and buzzed--a sincere +applause; and some wags who were inclined to jeer at the beginning of the +performance, clinked their glasses and rapped their sticks with quite a +respectful enthusiasm. When the song was over, Clive held up his head +too; after the shock of the first verse, looked round with surprise and +pleasure in his eyes; and we, I need not say, backed our friend, +delighted to see him come out of his queer scrape so triumphantly. The +Colonel bowed and smiled with very pleasant good-nature at our plaudits. +It was like Dr. Primrose preaching his sermon in the prison. There was +something touching in the naivete and kindness of the placid and simple +gentleman. + +Great Hoskins, placed on high, amidst the tuneful choir, was pleased to +signify his approbation, and gave his guest's health in his usual +dignified manner. "I am much obliged to you, sir," says Mr. Hoskins; "the +room ought to be much obliged to you: I drink your 'ealth and song, sir;" +and he bowed to the Colonel politely over his glass of brandy-and-water, +of which he absorbed a little in his customer's honour. "I have not heard +that song," he was kind enough to say, "better performed since Mr. +Incledon sung it. He was a great singer, sir, and I may say, in the words +of our immortal Shakspeare, that, take him for all in all, we shall not +look upon his like again." + +The Colonel blushed in his turn, and turning round to his boy with an +arch smile, said, "I learnt it from Incledon. I used to slip out from +Grey Friars to hear him, Heaven bless me, forty years ago; and I used to +be flogged afterwards, and serve me right too. Lord! Lord! how the time +passes!" He drank off his sherry-and-water, and fell back in his chair; +we could see he was thinking about his youth--the golden time--the happy, +the bright, the unforgotten. I was myself nearly two-and-twenty years of +age at that period, and felt as old as, ay, older than the Colonel. + +Whilst he was singing his ballad, there had walked, or rather reeled, +into the room, a gentleman in a military frock-coat and duck trousers of +dubious hue, with whose name and person some of my readers are perhaps +already acquainted. In fact it was my friend Captain Costigan, in his +usual condition at this hour of the night. + +Holding on by various tables, the Captain had sidled up, without accident +to himself or any of the jugs and glasses round about him, to the table +where we sat, and had taken his place near the writer, his old +acquaintance. He warbled the refrain of the Colonel's song, not +inharmoniously; and saluted its pathetic conclusion with a subdued hiccup +and a plentiful effusion of tears. "Bedad, it is a beautiful song," says +he, "and many a time I heard poor Harry Incledon sing it." + +"He's a great character," whispered that unlucky King of Corpus to his +neighbour the Colonel; "was a Captain in the army. We call him the +General. Captain Costigan, will you take something to drink?" + +"Bedad, I will," says the Captain, "and I'll sing ye a song tu." + +And, having procured a glass of whisky-and-water from the passing waiter, +the poor old man, settling his face into a horrid grin, and leering, as +he was wont when he gave what he called one of his prime songs, began his +music. + +The unlucky wretch, who scarcely knew what he was doing or saying, +selected one of the most outrageous performances of his repertoire, fired +off a tipsy howl by way of overture, and away he went. At the end of the +second verse the Colonel started up, clapping on his hat, seizing his +stick, and looking as ferocious as though he had been going to do battle +with a Pindaree. + +"Silence!" he roared out. + +"Hear, hear!" cried certain wags at a farther table. "Go on, Costigan!" +said others. + +"Go on!" cries the Colonel, in his high voice trembling with anger. "Does +any gentleman say 'Go On?' Does any man who has a wife and sisters, or +children at home, say 'Go on' to such disgusting ribaldry as this? Do you +dare, sir, to call yourself a gentleman, and to say that you hold the +King's commission, and to sit down amongst Christians and men of honour, +and defile the ears of young boys with this wicked balderdash?" + +"Why do you bring young boys here, old boy?" cries a voice of the +malcontents. + +"Why? Because I thought I was coming to a society of gentlemen," cried +out the indignant Colonel. "Because I never could have believed that +Englishmen could meet together and allow a man, and an old man, so to +disgrace himself. For shame, you old wretch! Go home to your bed, you +hoary old sinner! And for my part, I'm not sorry that my son should see, +for once in his life, to what shame and degradation and dishonour, +drunkenness and whisky may bring a man. Never mind the change, sir!-- +Curse the change!" says the Colonel, facing the amazed waiter. "Keep it +till you see me in this place again; which will be never--by George, +never!" And shouldering his stick, and scowling round at the company of +scared bacchanalians, the indignant gentleman stalked away, his boy after +him. + +Clive seemed rather shamefaced; but I fear the rest of the company looked +still more foolish. + +"Aussi que diable venait--il faire dans cette galere?" says King of +Corpus to Jones of Trinity; and Jones gave a shrug of his shoulders, +which were smarting, perhaps; for that uplifted cane of the Colonel's had +somehow fallen on the back of every man in the room. + + + + +CHAPTER II + +Colonel Newcome's Wild Oats + + +As the young gentleman who has just gone to bed is to be the hero of the +following pages, we had best begin our account of him with his family +history, which luckily is not very long. + +When pigtails still grew on the backs of the British gentry, and their +wives wore cushions on their heads, over which they tied their own hair, +and disguised it with powder and pomatum: when Ministers went in their +stars and orders to the House of Commons, and the orators of the +Opposition attacked nightly the noble lord in the blue ribbon: when Mr. +Washington was heading the American rebels with a courage, it must be +confessed, worthy of a better cause: there came up to London, out of a +northern county, Mr. Thomas Newcome, afterwards Thomas Newcome, Esq., and +sheriff of London, afterwards Mr. Alderman Newcome, the founder of the +family whose name has given the title to this history. It was but in the +reign of George III. that Mr. Newcome first made his appearance in +Cheapside; having made his entry into London on a waggon, which landed +him and some bales of cloth, all his fortune, in Bishopsgate Street; +though if it could be proved that the Normans wore pigtails under William +the Conqueror, and Mr. Washington fought against the English under King +Richard in Palestine, I am sure some of the present Newcomes would pay +the Heralds' Office handsomely, living, as they do, amongst the noblest +of the land, and giving entertainments to none but the very highest +nobility and elite of the fashionable and diplomatic world, as you may +read any day in the newspapers. For though these Newcomes have got a +pedigree from the College, which is printed in Budge's Landed Aristocracy +of Great Britain, and which proves that the Newcome of Cromwell's army, +the Newcome who was among the last six who were hanged by Queen Mary for +Protestantism, were ancestors of this house; of which a member +distinguished himself at Bosworth Field; and the founder, slain by King +Harold's side at Hastings, had been surgeon-barber to King Edward the +Confessor; yet, between ourselves, I think that Sir Brian Newcome, of +Newcome, does not believe a word of the story, any more than the rest of +the world does, although a number of his children bear names out of the +Saxon Calendar. + +Was Thomas Newcome a foundling--a workhouse child out of that village +which has now become a great manufacturing town, and which bears his +name? Such was the report set about at the last election, when Sir Brian, +in the Conservative interest contested the borough; and Mr. Yapp, the +out-and-out Liberal candidate, had a picture of the old workhouse +placarded over the town as the birthplace of the Newcomes; with placards +ironically exciting freemen to vote for Newcome and union--Newcome and +the parish interests, etc. Who cares for these local scandals? It matters +very little to those who have the good fortune to be invited to Lady Ann +Newcome's parties whether her beautiful daughters can trace their +pedigrees no higher than to the alderman their grandfather; or whether, +through the mythic ancestral barber-surgeon, they hang on to the chin of +Edward, Confessor and King. + +Thomas Newcome, who had been a weaver in his native village, brought the +very best character for honesty, thrift, and ingenuity with him to +London, where he was taken into the house of Hobson Brothers, +cloth-factors; afterwards Hobson and Newcome. This fact may suffice to +indicate Thomas Newcome's story. Like Whittington and many other London +apprentices, he began poor and ended by marrying his master's daughter, +and becoming sheriff and alderman of the City of London. + +But it was only en secondes noces that he espoused the wealthy, and +religious, and eminent (such was the word applied to certain professing +Christians in those days) Sophia Alethea Hobson--a woman who, +considerably older than Mr. Newcome, had the advantage of surviving him +many years. Her mansion at Clapham was long the resort of the most +favoured amongst the religious world. The most eloquent expounders; the +most gifted missionaries, the most interesting converts from foreign +islands, were to be found at her sumptuous table, spread with the produce +of her magnificent gardens. Heaven indeed blessed those gardens with +plenty, as many reverend gentlemen remarked; there were no finer grapes, +peaches, or pineapples in all England. Mr. Whitfield himself christened +her; and it was said generally in the City, and by her friends, that Miss +Hobson's two Christian names, Sophia and Alethea, were two Greek words, +which, being interpreted, meant wisdom and truth. She, her villa and +gardens, are now no more; but Sophia Terrace, Upper and Lower Alethea +Road, and Hobson's Buildings, Square, etc., show every quarter-day that +the ground sacred to her (and freehold) still bears plenteous fruit for +the descendants of this eminent woman. + +We are, however, advancing matters. When Thomas Newcome had been some +time in London, he quitted the house of Hobson, finding an opening, +though in a much smaller way, for himself. And no sooner did his business +prosper, than he went down into the north, like a man, to a pretty girl +whom he had left there, and whom he had promised to marry. What seemed an +imprudent match (for his wife had nothing but a pale face, that had grown +older and paler with long waiting) turned out a very lucky one for +Newcome. The whole countryside was pleased to think of the prosperous +London tradesman returning to keep his promise to the penniless girl whom +he had loved in the days of his own poverty; the great country clothiers, +who knew his prudence and honesty, gave him much of their business when +he went back to London. Susan Newcome would have lived to be a rich woman +had not fate ended her career within a year after her marriage, when she +died giving birth to a son. + +Newcome had a nurse for the child, and a cottage at Clapham, hard by Mr. +Hobson's house, where he had often walked in the garden of a Sunday, and +been invited to sit down to take a glass of wine. Since he had left their +service, the house had added a banking business, which was greatly helped +by the Quakers and their religious connection; and Newcome, keeping his +account there, and gradually increasing his business, was held in very +good esteem by his former employers, and invited sometimes to tea at the +Hermitage; for which entertainments he did not, in truth, much care at +first, being a City man, a good deal tired with his business during the +day, and apt to go to sleep over the sermons, expoundings, and hymns, +with which the gifted preachers, missionaries, etc., who were always at +the Hermitage, used to wind up the evening, before supper. Nor was he a +supping man (in which case he would have found the parties pleasanter, +for in Egypt itself there were not more savoury fleshpots than at +Clapham); he was very moderate in his meals, of a bilious temperament, +and, besides, obliged to be in town early in the morning, always setting +off to walk an hour before the first coach. + +But when his poor Susan died, Miss Hobson, by her father's demise, having +now become a partner in the house, as well as heiress to the pious and +childless Zachariah Hobson, her uncle Mr. Newcome, with his little boy in +his hand, met Miss Hobson as she was coming out of meeting one Sunday; +and the child looked so pretty (Mr. N. was a very personable, +fresh-coloured man himself; he wore powder to the end, and top-boots and +brass buttons, in his later days, after he had been sheriff indeed, one +of the finest specimens of the old London merchant); Miss Hobson, I say, +invited him and little Tommy into the grounds of the Hermitage; did not +quarrel with the innocent child for frisking about in the hay on the +lawn, which lay basking in the Sabbath sunshine, and at the end of the +visit gave him a large piece of pound-cake, a quantity of the finest +hothouse grapes, and a tract in one syllable. Tommy was ill the next day; +but on the next Sunday his father was at meeting. + +He became very soon after this an awakened man; and the tittling and +tattling, and the sneering and gossiping, all over Clapham, and the talk +on 'Change, and the pokes in the waistcoat administered by the wags to +Newcome,--"Newcome, give you joy, my boy;" "Newcome, new partner in +Hobson's;" "Newcome, just take in this paper to Hobson's, they'll do it, +I warrant," etc. etc.; and the groans of the Rev. Gideon Bawls, of the +Rev. Athanasius O'Grady, that eminent convert from Popery, who, +quarrelling with each other, yea, striving one against another, had yet +two sentiments in common, their love for Miss Hobson, their dread, their +hatred of the worldly Newcome; all these squabbles and jokes, and +pribbles and prabbles, look you, may be omitted. As gallantly as he had +married a woman without a penny, as gallantly as he had conquered his +poverty and achieved his own independence, so bravely he went in and won +the great City prize with a fortune of a quarter of a million. And every +one of his old friends, and every honest-hearted fellow who likes to see +shrewdness, and honesty, and courage succeed, was glad of his good +fortune, and said, "Newcome, my boy" (or "Newcome, my buck," if they were +old City cronies, and very familiar), "I give you joy." + +Of course Mr. Newcome might have gone into Parliament: of course before +the close of his life he might have been made a baronet: but he eschewed +honours senatorial or blood-red hands. "It wouldn't do," with his good +sense he said; "the Quaker connection wouldn't like it." His wife never +cared about being called Lady Newcome. To manage the great house of +Hobson Brothers and Newcome; to attend to the interests of the enslaved +negro; to awaken the benighted Hottentot to a sense of the truth; to +convert Jews, Turks, Infidels, and Papists; to arouse the indifferent and +often blasphemous mariner; to guide the washerwoman in the right way; to +head all the public charities of her sect, and do a thousand secret +kindnesses that none knew of; to answer myriads of letters, pension +endless ministers, and supply their teeming wives with continuous +baby-linen; to hear preachers daily bawling for hours, and listen untired +on her knees after a long day's labour, while florid rhapsodists +belaboured cushions above her with wearisome benedictions; all these +things had this woman to do, and for near fourscore years she fought her +fight womanfully: imperious but deserving to rule, hard but doing her +duty, severe but charitable, and untiring in generosity as in labour; +unforgiving in one instance--in that of her husband's eldest son, Thomas +Newcome; the little boy who had played on the hay, and whom at first she +had loved very sternly and fondly. + +Mr. Thomas Newcome, the father of his wife's twin boys, the junior +partner of the house of Hobson Brothers and Co., lived several years +after winning the great prize about which all his friends so +congratulated him. But he was, after all, only the junior partner of the +house. His wife was manager in Threadneedle Street and at home--when the +clerical gentlemen prayed they importuned Heaven for that sainted woman a +long time before they thought of asking any favour for her husband. The +gardeners touched their hats, the clerks at the bank brought him the +books, but they took their orders from her, not from him. I think he grew +weary of the prayer-meetings, he yawned over the sufferings of the +negroes, and wished the converted Jews at Jericho. About the time the +French Emperor was meeting with his Russian reverses Mr. Newcome died: +his mausoleum is in Clapham Churchyard, near the modest grave where his +first wife reposes. + +When his father married, Mr. Thomas Newcome, jun., and Sarah his nurse +were transported from the cottage where they had lived in great comfort +to the palace hard by, surrounded by lawns and gardens, pineries, +graperies, aviaries, luxuries of all kinds. This paradise, five miles +from the Standard at Cornhill, was separated from the outer world by a +thick hedge of tall trees, and an ivy-covered porter's-gate, through +which they who travelled to London on the top of the Clapham coach could +only get a glimpse of the bliss within. It was a serious paradise. As you +entered at the gate, gravity fell on you; and decorum wrapped you in a +garment of starch. The butcher-boy who galloped his horse and cart madly +about the adjoining lanes and common, whistled wild melodies (caught up +in abominable playhouse galleries), and joked with a hundred cook-maids, +on passing that lodge fell into an undertaker's pace, and delivered his +joints and sweetbreads silently at the servants' entrance. The rooks in +the elms cawed sermons at morning and evening; the peacocks walked +demurely on the terraces; the guinea-fowls looked more Quaker-like than +those savoury birds usually do. The lodge-keeper was serious, and a clerk +at a neighbouring chapel. The pastors who entered at the gate, and +greeted his comely wife and children, fed the little lambkins with +tracts. The head-gardener was a Scotch Calvinist, after the strictest +order, only occupying himself with the melons and pines provisionally, +and until the end of the world, which event, he could prove by infallible +calculations, was to come off in two or three years at farthest. +Wherefore, he asked, should the butler brew strong ale to be drunken +three years hence; or the housekeeper (a follower of Joanna Southcote) +make provisions of fine linen and lay up stores of jams? On a Sunday +(which good old Saxon word was scarcely known at the Hermitage) the +household marched away in separate couples or groups to at least half a +dozen of religious edifices, each to sit under his or her favourite +minister, the only man who went to church being Thomas Newcome, +accompanied by Tommy his little son, and Sarah his nurse, who was, I +believe, also his aunt, or at least his mother's first cousin. Tommy was +taught hymns, very soon after he could speak, appropriate to his tender +age, pointing out to him the inevitable fate of wicked children, and +giving him the earliest possible warning and description of the +punishment of little sinners. He repeated these poems to his stepmother +after dinner, before a great shining mahogany table, covered with grapes, +pineapples, plum-cake, port wine, and Madeira, and surrounded by stout +men in black, with baggy white neckcloths, who took the little man +between their knees, and questioned him as to his right understanding of +the place whither naughty boys were bound. They patted his head with +their fat hands if he said well, or rebuked him if he was bold, as he +often was. + +Nurse Sarah or Aunt Sarah would have died had she remained many years in +that stifling garden of Eden. She could not bear to part from the child +whom her mistress and kinswoman had confided to her (the women had worked +in the same room at Newcome's, and loved each other always, when Susan +became a merchant's lady, and Sarah her servant). She was nobody in the +pompous new household but Master Tommy's nurse. The honest soul never +mentioned her relationship to the boy's mother, nor indeed did Mr. +Newcome acquaint his new family with that circumstance. The housekeeper +called her an Erastian: Mrs. Newcome's own serious maid informed against +her for telling Tommy stories of Lancashire witches, and believing in the +same. The black footman (madam's maid and the butler were of course +privately united) persecuted her with his addresses, and was even +encouraged by his mistress, who thought of sending him as a missionary to +the Niger. No little love, and fidelity, and constancy did honest Sarah +show and use during the years she passed at the Hermitage, and until +Tommy went to school. Her master, with many private prayers and +entreaties, in which he passionately recalled his former wife's memory +and affection, implored his friend to stay with him; and Tommy's fondness +for her and artless caresses, and the scrapes he got into, and the howls +he uttered over the hymns and catechisms which he was bidden to learn (by +Rev. T. Clack,, of Highbury College, his daily tutor, who was +commissioned to spare not the rod, neither to spoil the child), all these +causes induced Sarah to remain with her young master until such time as +he was sent to school. + +Meanwhile an event of prodigious importance, a wonderment, a blessing and +a delight, had happened at the Hermitage. About two years after Mrs. +Newcome's marriage, the lady being then forty-three years of age, no less +than two little cherubs appeared in the Clapham Paradise--the twins, +Hobson Newcome and Brian Newcome, called after their uncle and late +grandfather, whose name and rank they were destined to perpetuate. And +now there was no reason why young Newcome should not go to school. Old +Mr. Hobson and his brother had been educated at that school of Grey +Friars, of which mention has been made in former works and to Grey Friars +Thomas Newcome was accordingly sent, exchanging--O ye Gods! with what +delight!--the splendour of Clapham for the rough, plentiful fare of the +place, blacking his master's shoes with perfect readiness, till he rose +in the school, and the time came when he should have a fag of his own: +tibbing out and receiving the penalty therefore: bartering a black eye, +per bearer, against a bloody nose drawn at sight, with a schoolfellow, +and shaking hands the next day; playing at cricket, hockey, prisoners' +base, and football, according to the season; and gorging himself and +friends with tarts when he had money (and of this he had plenty) to +spend. I have seen his name carved upon the Gown Boys' arch: but he was +at school long before my time; his son showed me the name when we were +boys together, in some year when George the Fourth was king. + +The pleasures of this school-life were such to Tommy Newcome, that he did +not care to go home for a holiday: and indeed, by insubordination and +boisterousness; by playing tricks and breaking windows; by marauding upon +the gardener's peaches and the housekeeper's jam; by upsetting his two +little brothers in a go-cart (of which wanton and careless injury the +present Baronet's nose bears marks to this very day); by going to sleep +during the sermons, and treating reverend gentlemen with levity, he drew +down on himself the merited wrath of his stepmother; and many punishments +in this present life, besides those of a future and much more durable +kind, which the good lady did not fail to point out that he must +undoubtedly inherit. His father, at Mrs. Newcome's instigation, certainly +whipped Tommy for upsetting his little brothers in the go-cart; but upon +being pressed to repeat the whipping for some other peccadillo performed +soon after, Mr. Newcome refused at once, using a wicked, worldly +expression, which well might shock any serious lady; saying, in fact, +that he would be deed if he beat the boy any more, and that he got +flogging enough at school, in which opinion Master Tommy fully coincided. + +The undaunted woman, his stepmother, was not to be made to forgo her +plans for the boy's reform by any such vulgar ribaldries; and Mr. Newcome +being absent in the City on his business, and Tommy refractory as usual, +she summoned the serious butler and the black footman (for the lashings +of whose brethren she felt an unaffected pity) to operate together in the +chastisement of this young criminal. But he dashed so furiously against +the butler's shins as to draw blood from his comely limbs, and to cause +that serious and overfed menial to limp and suffer for many days after; +and, seizing the decanter, he swore he would demolish blacky's ugly face +with it: nay, he threatened to discharge it at Mrs. Newcome's own head +before he would submit to the coercion which she desired her agents to +administer. + +High words took place between Mr. and Mrs. Newcome that night on the +gentleman's return home from the City, and on his learning the events of +the morning. It is to be feared he made use of further oaths, which hasty +ejaculations need not be set down in this place; at any rate, he behaved +with spirit and manliness as master of the house, vowed that if any +servant laid a hand on the child, he would thrash him first and then +discharge him; and I dare say expressed himself with bitterness and +regret that he had married a wife who would not be obedient to her +husband, and had entered a house of which he was not suffered to be the +master. Friends were called in--the interference, the supplications, of +the Clapham clergy, some of whom dined constantly at the Hermitage, +prevailed to allay this domestic quarrel; and no doubt the good sense of +Mrs. Newcome--who, though imperious, was yet not unkind; and who, +excellent as she was, yet could be brought to own that she was sometimes +in fault--induced her to make at least a temporary submission to the man +whom she had placed at the head of her house, and whom it must be +confessed she had vowed to love and honour. When Tommy fell ill of the +scarlet fever, which afflicting event occurred presently after the above +dispute, his own nurse, Sarah, could not have been more tender, watchful, +and affectionate than his stepmother showed herself to be. She nursed him +through his illness; allowed his food and medicine to be administered by +no other hand; sat up with the boy through a night of his fever, and +uttered not one single reproach to her husband (who watched with her) +when the twins took the disease (from which we need not say they happily +recovered); and though young Tommy, in his temporary delirium, mistaking +her for Nurse Sarah, addressed her as his dear Fat Sally--whereas no +whipping-post to which she ever would have tied him could have been +leaner than Mrs. Newcome--and, under this feverish delusion, actually +abused her to her face; calling her an old cat, an old Methodist, and, +jumping up in his little bed, forgetful of his previous fancy, vowing +that he would put on his clothes and run away to Sally. Sally was at her +northern home by this time, with a liberal pension which Mr. Newcome gave +her, and which his son and his son's son after him, through all their +difficulties and distresses, always found means to pay. + +What the boy threatened in his delirium he had thought of, no doubt, more +than once in his solitary and unhappy holidays. A year after he actually +ran away, not from school, but from home; and appeared one morning, gaunt +and hungry, at Sarah's cottage two hundred miles away from Clapham, who +housed the poor prodigal, and killed her calf for him--washed him, with +many tears and kisses, and put him to bed and to sleep; from which +slumber he was aroused by the appearance of his father, whose sure +instinct, backed by Mrs. Newcome's own quick intelligence, had made him +at once aware whither the young runaway had fled. The poor father came +horsewhip in hand--he knew of no other law or means to maintain his +authority; many and many a time had his own father, the old weaver, whose +memory he loved and honoured, strapped and beaten him. Seeing this +instrument in the parent's hand, as Mr. Newcome thrust out the weeping +trembling Sarah and closed the door upon her, Tommy, scared out of a +sweet sleep and a delightful dream of cricket, knew his fate; and, +getting up out of bed, received his punishment without a word. Very +likely the father suffered more than the child; for when the punishment +was over, the little man, yet trembling and quivering with the pain, held +out his little bleeding hand and said, "I can--I can take it from you, +sir;" saying which his face flushed, and his eyes filled, for the first +time; whereupon the father burst into a passion of tears, and embraced +the boy and kissed him, besought and prayed him to be rebellious no more +--flung the whip away from him and swore, come what would, he would never +strike him again. The quarrel was the means of a great and happy +reconciliation. The three dined together in Sarah's cottage. Perhaps the +father would have liked to walk that evening in the lanes and fields +where he had wandered as a young fellow: where he had first courted and +first kissed the young girl he loved--poor child--who had waited for him +so faithfully and fondly, who had passed so many a day of patient want +and meek expectance, to be repaid by such a scant holiday and brief +fruition. + +Mrs. Newcome never made the slightest allusion to Tom's absence after his +return, but was quite gentle and affectionate with him, and that night +read the parable of the Prodigal in a very low and quiet voice. + +This, however, was only a temporary truce. War very soon broke out again +between the impetuous lad and his rigid domineering mother-in-law. It was +not that he was very bad, or she perhaps more stern than other ladies, +but the two could not agree. The boy sulked and was miserable at home. He +fell to drinking with the grooms in the stables. I think he went to Epsom +races, and was discovered after that act of rebellion. Driving from a +most interesting breakfast at Roehampton (where a delightful Hebrew +convert had spoken, oh! so graciously!), Mrs. Newcome--in her +state-carriage, with her bay horses--met Tom, her son-in-law, in a +tax-cart, excited by drink, and accompanied by all sorts of friends, male +and female. John the black man was bidden to descend from the carriage +and bring him to Mrs. Newcome. He came; his voice was thick with drink. +He laughed wildly: he described a fight at which he had been present. It +was not possible that such a castaway as this should continue in a house +where her two little cherubs were growing up in innocence and grace. + +The boy had a great fancy for India; and Orme's History, containing the +exploits of Clive and Lawrence, was his favourite book of all in his +father's library. Being offered a writership, he scouted the idea of a +civil appointment, and would be contented with nothing but a uniform. A +cavalry cadetship was procured for Thomas Newcome; and the young man's +future career being thus determined, and his stepmother's unwilling +consent procured, Mr. Newcome thought fit to send his son to a tutor for +military instruction, and removed him from the London school, where in +truth he had made but very little progress in the humaner letters. The +lad was placed with a professor who prepared young men for the army, and +received rather a better professional education than fell to the lot of +most young soldiers of his day. He cultivated the mathematics and +fortification with more assiduity than he had ever bestowed on Greek and +Latin, and especially made such a progress in the French tongue as was +very uncommon among the British youth his contemporaries. + +In the study of this agreeable language, over which young Newcome spent a +great deal of his time, he unluckily had some instructors who were +destined to bring the poor lad into yet further trouble at home. His +tutor, an easy gentleman, lived at Blackheath, and, not far from thence, +on the road to Woolwich, dwelt the little Chevalier de Blois, at whose +house the young man much preferred to take his French lessons rather than +to receive them under his tutor's own roof. + +For the fact was that the little Chevalier de Blois had two pretty young +daughters, with whom he had fled from his country along with thousands of +French gentlemen at the period of revolution and emigration. He was a +cadet of a very ancient family, and his brother, the Marquis de Blois, +was a fugitive like himself, but with the army of the princes on the +Rhine, or with his exiled sovereign at Mittau. The Chevalier had seen the +wars of the great Frederick: what man could be found better to teach +young Newcome the French language and the art military? It was surprising +with what assiduity he pursued his studies. Mademoiselle Leonore, the +Chevalier's daughter, would carry on her little industry very +undisturbedly in the same parlour with her father and his pupil. She +painted card-racks: laboured at embroidery; was ready to employ her quick +little brain or fingers in any way by which she could find means to add a +few shillings to the scanty store on which this exiled family supported +themselves in their day of misfortune. I suppose the Chevalier was not in +the least unquiet about her, because she was promised in marriage to the +Comte de Florac, also of the emigration--a distinguished officer like the +Chevalier, than whom he was a year older--and, at the time of which we +speak, engaged in London in giving private lessons on the fiddle. +Sometimes on a Sunday he would walk to Blackheath with that instrument in +his hand, and pay his court to his young fiancee, and talk over happier +days with his old companion-in-arms. Tom Newcome took no French lessons +on a Sunday. He passed that day at Clapham generally, where, strange to +say, he never said a word about Mademoiselle de Blois. + +What happens when two young folks of eighteen, handsome and ardent, +generous and impetuous, alone in the world, or without strong affections +to bind them elsewhere,--what happens when they meet daily over French +dictionaries, embroidery frames, or indeed upon any business whatever? No +doubt Mademoiselle Leonore was a young lady perfectly bien elevee, and +ready, as every well-elevated young Frenchwoman should be, to accept a +husband of her parents' choosing; but while the elderly M. de Florac was +fiddling in London, there was that handsome young Tom Newcome ever +present at Blackheath. To make a long matter short, Tom declared his +passion, and was for marrying Leonore off hand, if she would but come +with him to the little Catholic chapel at Woolwich. Why should they not +go out to India together and be happy ever after? + +The innocent little amour may have been several months in transaction, +and was discovered by Mrs. Newcome, whose keen spectacles nothing could +escape. It chanced that she drove to Blackheath to Tom's tutor's. Tom was +absent taking his French and drawing lesson of M. de Blois. Thither Tom's +stepmother followed him, and found the young man sure enough with his +instructor over his books and plans of fortification. Mademoiselle and +her card-screens were in the room, but behind those screens she could not +hide her blushes and confusion from Mrs. Newcome's sharp glances. In one +moment the banker's wife saw the whole affair--the whole mystery which +had been passing for months under poor M. de Blois' nose, without his +having the least notion of the truth. + +Mrs. Newcome said she wanted her son to return home with her upon private +affairs; and before they had reached the Hermitage a fine battle had +ensued between them. His mother had charged him with being a wretch and a +monster, and he had replied fiercely, denying the accusation with scorn, +and announcing his wish instantly to marry the most virtuous, the most +beautiful of her sex. To marry a Papist! This was all that was wanted to +make poor Tom's cup of bitterness run over. Mr. Newcome was called in, +and the two elders passed a great part of the night in an assault upon +the lad. He was grown too tall for the cane; but Mrs. Newcome thonged him +with the lash of her indignation for many an hour that evening. + +He was forbidden to enter, M. de Blois' house, a prohibition at which the +spirited young fellow snapped his fingers, and laughed in scorn. Nothing, +he swore, but death should part him from the young lady. On the next day +his father came to him alone and plied him with entreaties, but he was as +obdurate as before. He would have her; nothing should prevent him. He +cocked his hat and walked out of the lodge-gate, as his father, quite +beaten by the young man's obstinacy, with haggard face and tearful eyes, +went his own way into town. He was not very angry himself: in the course +of their talk overnight the boy had spoken bravely and honestly, and +Newcome could remember how, in his own early life, he too had courted and +loved a young lass. It was Mrs. Newcome the father was afraid of. Who +shall depict her wrath at the idea that a child of her house was about to +marry a Popish girl? + +So young Newcome went his way to Blackheath, bent upon falling +straightway down upon his knees before Leonore, and having the +Chevalier's blessing. That old fiddler in London scarcely seemed to him +to be an obstacle: it seemed monstrous that a young creature should be +given away to a man older than her own father. He did not know the law of +honour, as it obtained amongst French gentlemen of those days, or how +religiously their daughters were bound by it. + +But Mrs. Newcome had been beforehand with him, and had visited the +Chevalier de Blois almost at cockcrow. She charged him insolently with +being privy to the attachment between the young people; pursued him with +vulgar rebukes about beggary, Popery, and French adventurers. Her husband +had to make a very contrite apology afterwards for the language which his +wife had thought fit to employ. "You forbid me," said the Chevalier, "you +forbid Mademoiselle de Blois to marry your son, Mr. Thomas! No, madam, +she comes of a race which is not accustomed to ally itself with persons +of your class; and is promised to a gentleman whose ancestors were dukes +and peers when Mr. Newcome's were blacking shoes!" Instead of finding his +pretty blushing girl on arriving at Woolwich, poor Tom only found his +French master, livid with rage and quivering under his ailes de pigeon. +We pass over the scenes that followed; the young man's passionate +entreaties, and fury and despair. In his own defence, and to prove his +honour to the world, M. de Blois determined that his daughter should +instantly marry the Count. The poor girl yielded without a word, as +became her; and it was with this marriage effected almost before his +eyes, and frantic with wrath and despair, that young Newcome embarked for +India, and quitted the parents whom he was never more to see. + +Tom's name was no more mentioned at Clapham. His letters to his father +were written to the City; very pleasant they were, and comforting to the +father's heart. He sent Tom liberal private remittances to India, until +the boy wrote to say that he wanted no more. Mr. Newcome would have liked +to leave Tom all his private fortune, for the twins were only too well +cared for; but he dared not on account of his terror of Sophia Alethea, +his wife; and he died, and poor Tom was only secretly forgiven. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +Colonel Newcome's Letter-box + + +I + +"With the most heartfelt joy, my dear Major, I take up my pen to announce +to you the happy arrival of the Ramchunder, and the dearest and +handsomest little boy who, I am sure, ever came from India. Little Clive +is in perfect health. He speaks English wonderfully well. He cried when +he parted from Mr. Sneid, the supercargo, who most kindly brought him +from Southampton in a postchaise, but these tears in childhood are of +very brief duration! The voyage, Mr. Sneid states, was most favourable, +occupying only four months and eleven days. How different from that more +lengthened and dangerous passage of eight months, and almost perpetual +sea-sickness, in which my poor dear sister Emma went to Bengal, to become +the wife of the best of husbands and the mother of the dearest of little +boys, and to enjoy these inestimable blessings for so brief an interval! +She has quitted this wicked and wretched world for one where all is +peace. The misery and ill-treatment which she endured from Captain Case +her first odious husband, were, I am sure, amply repaid, my dear Colonel, +by your subsequent affection. If the most sumptuous dresses which London, +even Paris, could supply, jewellery the most costly, and elegant lace, +and everything lovely and fashionable, could content a woman, these, I am +sure, during the last four years of her life, the poor girl had. Of what +avail are they when this scene of vanity is closed? + +"Mr. Sneid announces that the passage was most favourable. They stayed a +week at the Cape, and three days at St. Helena, where they visited +Bonaparte's tomb (another instance of the vanity of all things!), and +their voyage was enlivened off Ascension by the taking of some delicious +turtle! + +"You may be sure that the most liberal sum which you have placed to my +credit with the Messrs. Hobson and Co. shall be faithfully expended on my +dear little charge. Mrs. Newcome can scarcely be called his grandmamma, I +suppose; and I daresay her Methodistical ladyship will not care to see +the daughter and grandson of a clergyman of the Church of England! My +brother Charles took leave to wait upon her when he presented your last +most generous bill at the bank. She received him most rudely, and said a +fool and his money are soon parted; and when Charles said, 'Madam, I am +the brother of the late Mrs. Major Newcome,' 'Sir,' says she, 'I judge +nobody; but from all accounts, you are the brother of a very vain, idle, +thoughtless, extravagant woman; and Thomas Newcome was as foolish about +his wife as about his money.' Of course, unless Mrs. N. writes to invite +dear Clive, I shall not think of sending him to Clapham. + +"It is such hot weather that I cannot wear the beautiful shawl you have +sent me, and shall keep it in lavender till next winter! My brother, who +thanks you for your continuous bounty, will write next month, and report +progress as to his dear pupil. Clive will add a postscript of his own, +and I am, my dear Major, with a thousand thanks for your kindness to me, +--Your grateful and affectionate Martha Honeyman." + +In a round hand and on lines ruled with pencil:-- + +"Dearest Papa i am very well i hope you are Very Well. M Sneed brought me +in a postchaise i like Mr. Sneed very much. i like Aunt Martha i like +Hannah. There are no ships here i am your affectionate son Clive +Newcome." + + +II + +Rue St. Dominique, St. Germain, Paris, + +Nov. 15, 1820, + +"Long separated from the country which was the home of my youth, I +carried from her tender recollections, and bear her always a lively +gratitude. The Heaven has placed me in a position very different from +that in which I knew you. I have been the mother of many children. My +husband has recovered a portion of the property which the Revolution tore +from us; and France, in returning to its legitimate sovereign, received +once more the nobility which accompanied his august house into exile. We, +however, preceded His Majesty, more happy than many of our companions. +Believing further resistance to be useless; dazzled, perhaps, by the +brilliancy of that genius which restored order, submitted Europe, and +governed France; M. de Florac, in the first days, was reconciled to the +Conqueror of Marengo and Austerlitz, and held a position in his Imperial +Court. This submission, at first attributed to infidelity, has +subsequently been pardoned to my husband. His sufferings during the +Hundred Days made to pardon his adhesion to him who was Emperor. My +husband is now an old man. He was of the disastrous campaign of Moscow, +as one of the chamberlains of Napoleon. Withdrawn from the world, he +gives his time to his feeble health--to his family--to Heaven. + +"I have not forgotten a time before those days, when, according to +promises given by my father, I became the wife of M. de Florac. Sometimes +I have heard of your career. One of my parents, M. de F., who took +service in the English India, has entertained me of you; he informed me +how yet a young man you won laurels at Argom and Bhartpour; how you +escaped to death at Laswari. I have followed them, sir, on the map. I +have taken part in your victories and your glory. Ah! I am not so cold, +but my heart has trembled for your dangers; not so aged, but I remember +the young man who learned from the pupil of Frederick the first rudiments +of war. Your great heart, your love of truth, your courage were your own. +None had to teach you those qualities, of which a good God had endowed +you, My good father is dead since many years. He, too, was permitted to +see France before to die. + +"I have read in the English journals not only that you are married, but +that you have a son. Permit me to send to your wife, to your child, these +accompanying tokens of an old friendship. I have seen that Mistress +Newcome was widow, and am not sorry of it. My friend, I hope there was +not that difference of age between your wife and you that I have known in +other unions. I pray the good God to bless yours. I hold you always in my +memory. As I write, the past comes back to me. I see a noble young man, +who has a soft voice, and brown eyes. I see the Thames, and the smiling +plains of Blackheath. I listen and pray at my chamber-door as my father +talks to you in our little cabinet of studies. I look from my window, and +see you depart. + +"My son's are men: one follows the profession of arms, one has embraced +the ecclesiastical state; my daughter is herself a mother. I remember +this was your birthday; I have made myself a little fete in celebrating +it, after how many years of absence, of silence! Comtesse De Florac. + (Nee L. de Blois.)" + + +III + +"My Dear Thomas,--Mr. Sneid, supercargo of the Ramchunder, East Indiaman, +handed over to us yesterday your letter, and, to-day, I have purchased +three thousand three hundred and twenty-three pounds 6 and 8d. three per +cent Consols, in our joint names (H. and B. Newcome), held for your +little boy. Mr. S. gives a very favourable account of the little man, and +left him in perfect health two days since, at the house of his aunt, Miss +Honeyman. We have placed 200 pounds to that lady's credit, at your +desire. + +"Lady Anne is charmed with the present which she received yesterday, and +says the white shawl is a great deal too handsome. My mother is also +greatly pleased with hers, and has forwarded, by the coach to Brighton, +to-day, a packet of books, tracts, etc., suited for his tender age, for +your little boy. She heard of you lately from the Rev. T. Sweatenham on +his return from India. He spoke of your kindness,--and of the hospitable +manner in which you had received him at your house, and alluded to you in +a very handsome way in the course of the thanksgiving that evening. I +dare say my mother will ask your little boy to the Hermitage; and when we +have a house of our own, I am sure Anne and I will be very happy to see +him. Yours affectionately, Major Newcome. B. Newcome." + + +IV + +"My Dear Colonel,--Did I not know the generosity of your heart, and the +bountiful means which Heaven has put at your disposal in order to gratify +that noble disposition; were I not certain that the small sum I required +will permanently place me beyond the reach of the difficulties of life, +and will infallibly be repaid before six months are over, believe me I +never would have ventured upon that bold step which our friendship +(carried on epistolarily as it has been), our relationship, and your +admirable disposition, have induced me to venture to take. + +"That elegant and commodious chapel, known as Lady Whittlesea's, Denmark +Street, Mayfair, being for sale, I have determined on venturing my all in +its acquisition, and in laying, as I hope, the foundation of a competence +for myself and excellent sister. What is a lodging-house at Brighton but +an uncertain maintenance? The mariner on the sea before those cliffs is +no more sure of wind and wave, or of fish to his laborious net, than the +Brighton house-owner (bred in affluence she may have been, and used to +unremitting plenty) to the support of the casual travellers who visit the +city. On one day they come in shoals, it is true, but where are they on +the next? For many months my poor sister's first floor was a desert, +until occupied by your noble little boy, my nephew and pupil. Clive is +everything that a father's, an uncle's (who loves him as a father), a +pastor's, a teacher's affections could desire. He is not one of those +premature geniuses whose much-vaunted infantine talents disappear along +with adolescence; he is not, I frankly own, more advanced in his +classical and mathematical studies than some children even younger than +himself; but he has acquired the rudiments of health; he has laid in a +store of honesty and good-humour, which are not less likely to advance +him in life than mere science and language, than the as in praesenti, or +the pons asinorum. + +"But I forget, in thinking of my dear little friend and pupil, the +subject of this letter--namely, the acquisition of the proprietary chapel +to which I have alluded, and the hopes, nay, certainty of a fortune, if +aught below is certain, which that acquisition holds out. What is a +curacy, but a synonym for starvation? If we accuse the Eremites of old of +wasting their lives in unprofitable wildernesses, what shall we say to +many a hermit of Protestant, and so-called civilised times, who hides his +head in a solitude in Yorkshire, and buries his probably fine talents in +a Lincolnshire fen? Have I genius? Am I blessed with gifts of eloquence +to thrill and soothe, to arouse the sluggish, to terrify the sinful, to +cheer and convince the timid, to lead the blind groping in darkness, and +to trample the audacious sceptic in the dust? My own conscience, besides +a hundred testimonials from places of popular, most popular worship, from +reverend prelates, from distinguished clergy, tells me I have these +gifts. A voice within me cries, 'Go forth, Charles Honeyman, fight the +good fight; wipe the tears of the repentant sinner; sing of hope to the +agonised criminal; whisper courage, brother, courage, at the ghastly +deathbed, and strike down the infidel with the lance of evidence and the +shield of reason!' In a pecuniary point of view I am confident, nay, the +calculations may be established as irresistibly as an algebraic equation, +that I can realise, as incumbent of Lady Whittlesea's chapel, the sum of +not less than one thousand pounds per annum. Such a sum, with economy +(and without it what sum were sufficient?), will enable me to provide +amply for my wants, to discharge my obligations to you, to my sister, and +some other creditors, very, very unlike you, and to place Miss Honeyman +in a home more worthy of her than that which she now occupies, only to +vacate it at the beck of every passing stranger! + +"My sister does not disapprove of my plan, into which enter some +modifications which I have not, as yet, submitted to her, being anxious +at first that they should be sanctioned by you. From the income of the +Whittlesea chapel I propose to allow Miss Honeyman the sum of two hundred +pounds per annum, paid quarterly. This, with her private property, which +she has kept more thriftily than her unfortunate and confiding brother +guarded his (for whenever I had a guinea a tale of distress would melt it +into half a sovereign), will enable Miss Honeyman to live in a way +becoming my father's daughter. + +"Comforted with this provision as my sister will be, I would suggest that +our dearest young Clive should be transferred from her petticoat +government, and given up to the care of his affectionate uncle and tutor. +His present allowance will most liberally suffice for his expenses, +board, lodging, and education while under my roof, and I shall be able to +exert a paternal, a pastoral influence over his studies, his conduct, and +his highest welfare, which I cannot so conveniently exercise at Brighton, +where I am but Miss Honeyman's stipendiary, and where I often have to +submit in cases where I know, for dearest Clive's own welfare, it is I, +and not my sister, should be paramount. + +"I have given then to a friend, the Rev. Marcus Flather a draft for two +hundred and fifty pounds sterling, drawn upon you at your agent's in +Calcutta, which sum will go in liquidation of dear Clive's first year's +board with me, or, upon my word of honour as a gentleman and clergyman, +shall be paid back at three months after sight, if you will draw upon me. +As I never--no, were it my last penny in the world--would dishonour your +draft, I implore you, my dear Colonel, not to refuse mine. My credit in +this city, where credit is everything, and the awful future so little +thought of, my engagements to Mr. Flather, my own prospects in life, and +the comfort of my dear sister's declining years, all--all depend upon +this bold, this eventful measure. My ruin or my earthly happiness lies +entirely in your hands. Can I doubt which way your kind heart will lead +you, and that you will come to the aid of your affectionate +brother-in-law? Charles Honeyman." + +"Our little Clive has been to London on a visit to his uncles and to the +Hermitage, Clapham, to pay his duty to his step-grandmother, the wealthy +Mrs. Newcome. I pass over words disparaging of myself which the child in +his artless prattles subsequently narrated. She was very gracious to him, +and presented him with a five-pound note, a copy of Kirk White's Poems, +and a work called Little Henry and his Bearer, relating to India, and the +excellent Catechism of our Church. Clive is full of humour, and I enclose +you a rude scrap representing the Bishopess of Clapham, as she is +called,--the other figure is a rude though entertaining sketch of some +other droll personage. + +"Lieutenant-Colonel Newcome, etc." + + +V + +"My Dear Colonel;--The Rev. Marcus Flather has just written me a letter +at which I am greatly shocked and perplexed, informing me that my brother +Charles has given him a draft upon you for two hundred and fifty pounds, +when goodness knows it is not you but we who are many, many hundred +pounds debtors to you. Charles has explained that he drew the bill at +your desire, that you wrote to say you would be glad to serve him in any +way, and that the money is wanted to make his fortune. Yet I don't know-- +poor Charles is always going to make his fortune and has never done it. +That school which he bought, and for which you and me between us paid the +purchase-money, turned out no good, and the only pupils left at the end +of the first half-year were two woolly-headed poor little mulattos, whose +father was in gaol at St. Kitt's, and whom I kept actually in my own +second-floor back room whilst the lawyers were settling things, and +Charles was away in France, and until my dearest little Clive came to +live with me. + +"Then, as he was too small for a great school, I thought Clive could not +do better than stay with his old aunt and have his Uncle Charles for a +tutor, who is one of the finest scholars in the world. I wish you could +hear him in the pulpit. His delivery is grander and more impressive than +any divine now in England. His sermons you have subscribed for, and +likewise his book of elegant poems, which are pronounced to be very fine. + +"When he returned from Calais, and those horrid lawyers had left off +worriting him, I thought as his frame was much shattered and he was too +weak to take a curacy, that he could not do better than become Clive's +tutor, and agreed to pay him out of your handsome donation of 250 pounds +for Clive, a sum of one hundred pounds per year, so that, when the board +of the two and Clive's clothing are taken into consideration, I think you +will see that no great profit is left to Miss Martha Honeyman. + +"Charles talks to me of his new church in London, and of making me some +grand allowance. The poor boy is very affectionate, and always building +castles in the air, and of having Clive to live with him in London. Now +this mustn't be, and I won't hear of it. Charles is too kind to be a +schoolmaster, and Master Clive laughs at him. It was only the other day, +after his return from his grandmamma's, regarding which I wrote you, per +Burrampooter, the 23rd ult., that I found a picture of Mrs. Newcome and +Charles too, and of both their spectacles, quite like. I put it away, but +some rogue, I suppose, has stolen it. He has done me and Hannah too. Mr. +Speck, the artist, laughed and took it home, and says he is a wonder at +drawing. + +"Instead, then, of allowing Clive to go with Charles to London next +month, where my brother is bent on going, I shall send Clivey to Dr. +Timpany's school, Marine Parade, of which I hear the best account, but I +hope you will think of soon sending him to a great school. My father +always said it was the best place for boys, and I have a brother to whom +my poor mother spared the rod, and who, I fear, has turned out but a +spoilt child. + +"I am, dear Colonel, your most faithful servant, Martha Honeyman." + +"Lieutenant-Colonel Newcome, C. B." + + +VI + +"My Dear Brother,--I hasten to inform you of a calamity which, though it +might be looked for in the course of nature, has occasioned deep grief +not only in our family but in this city. This morning, at half-past four +o'clock, our beloved and respected mother, Sophia Alethea Newcome, +expired, at the advanced age of eighty-three years. On the night of +Tuesday-Wednesday, the 12-13th, having been engaged reading and writing +in her library until a late hour, and having dismissed the servants, whom +she never would allow to sit up for her, as well as my brother and his +wife, who always are in the habit of retiring early, Mrs. Newcome +extinguished the lamps, took a bedchamber candle to return to her room, +and must have fallen on the landing, where she was discovered by the +maids, sitting with her head reclining against the balustrades, and +endeavouring to staunch a wound in her forehead, which was bleeding +profusely, having struck in a fall against the stone step of the stair. + +"When Mrs. Newcome was found she was speechless, but still sensible, and +medical aid being sent for, she was carried to bed. Mr. Newcome and Lady +Anne both hurried to her apartment, and she knew them, and took the hands +of each, but paralysis had probably ensued in consequence of the shock of +the fall; nor was her voice ever heard, except in inarticulate moanings, +since the hour on the previous evening when she gave them her blessing +and bade them good-night. Thus perished this good and excellent woman, +the truest Christian, the most charitable friend to the poor and needful, +the head of this great house of business, the best and most affectionate +of mothers. + +"The contents of her will have long been known to us, and that document +was dated one month after our lamented father's death. Mr. Thomas +Newcome's property being divided equally amongst his three sons, the +property of his second wife naturally devolves upon her own issue, my +brother Brian and myself. There are very heavy legacies to servants and +to charitable and religious institutions, of which, in life, she was the +munificent patroness; and I regret, my dear brother, that no memorial to +you should have been left by my mother, because she often spoke of you +latterly in terms of affection, and on the very day on which she died, +commenced a letter to your little boy, which was left unfinished on the +library table. My brother said that on that same day, at breakfast, she +pointed to a volume of Orme's Hindostan, the book, she said, which set +poor dear Tom wild to go to India, I know you will be pleased to hear of +these proofs of returning goodwill and affection in one who often spoke +latterly of her early regard for you. I have no more time, under the +weight of business which this present affliction entails, than to say +that I am yours, dear brother, very sincerely, H. Newcome." + +"Lieutenant-Colonel Newcome, etc." + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +In which the Author and the Hero resume their Acquaintance + + +If we are to narrate the youthful history not only of the hero of this +tale, but of the hero's father, we shall never have done with nursery +biography. A gentleman's grandmother may delight in fond recapitulation +of her darling's boyish frolics and early genius; but shall we weary our +kind readers by this infantile prattle, and set down the revered British +public for an old woman? Only to two or three persons in all the world +are the reminiscences of a man's early youth interesting: to the parent +who nursed him; to the fond wife or child mayhap afterwards who loves +him; to himself always and supremely--whatever may be his actual +prosperity or ill-fortune, his present age, illness, difficulties, +renown, or disappointments, the dawn of his life still shines brightly +for him, the early griefs and delights and attachments remain with him +ever faithful and dear. I shall ask leave to say, regarding the juvenile +biography of Mr. Clive Newcome, of whose history I am the chronicler, +only so much as is sufficient to account for some peculiarities of his +character, and for his subsequent career in the world. + +Although we were schoolfellows, my acquaintance with young Newcome at the +seat of learning where we first met was very brief and casual. He had the +advantage of being six years the junior of his present biographer, and +such a difference of age between lads at a public school puts intimacy +out of the question--a junior ensign being no more familiar with the +Commander-in-Chief at the Horse Guards, or a barrister on his first +circuit with my Lord Chief Justice on the bench, than the newly breeched +infant in the Petties with a senior boy in a tailed coat. As we "knew +each other at home," as our school phrase was, and our families being +somewhat acquainted, Newcome's maternal uncle, the Rev. Charles Honeyman +(the highly gifted preacher, and incumbent of Lady Whittlesea's Chapel, +Denmark Street, Mayfair), when he brought the child, after the Christmas +vacation of 182-, to the Grey Friars' school, recommended him in a neat +complimentary speech to my superintendence and protection. My uncle, +Major Pendennis, had for a while a seat in the chapel of this sweet and +popular preacher, and professed, as a great number of persons of fashion +did, a great admiration for him--an admiration which I shared in my early +youth, but which has been modified by maturer judgment. + +Mr. Honeyman told me, with an air of deep respect, that his young +nephew's father, Colonel Thomas Newcome, C.B., was a most gallant and +distinguished officer in the Bengal establishment of the Honourable East +India Company;--and that his uncles, the Colonel's half-brothers, were +the eminent bankers, heads of the firm of Hobson Brothers and Newcome, +Hobson Newcome, Esquire, Bryanstone Square, and Marblehead, Sussex, and +Sir Brian Newcome, of Newcome and Park Lane, "whom to name," says Mr. +Honeyman, with the fluent eloquence with which he decorated the commonest +circumstances of life, "is to designate two of the merchant princes of +the wealthiest city the world has ever known; and one, if not two, of the +leaders of that aristocracy which rallies round the throne of the most +elegant and refined of European sovereigns." I promised Mr. Honeyman to +do what I could for the boy; and he proceeded to take leave of his little +nephew in my presence in terms equally eloquent, pulling out a long and +very slender green purse, from which he extracted the sum of +two-and-sixpence, which he presented to the child, who received the money +with rather a queer twinkle in his blue eyes. + +After that day's school, I met my little protege in the neighbourhood of +the pastrycook's, regaling himself with raspberry-tarts. "You must not +spend all that money, sir, which your uncle gave you," said I (having +perhaps even at that early age a slightly satirical turn), "in tarts and +ginger-beer." + +The urchin rubbed the raspberry-jam off his mouth, and said, "It don't +matter, sir, for I've got lots more." + +"How much?" says the Grand Inquisitor: for the formula of interrogation +used to be, when a new boy came to the school, "What's your name? Who's +your father? and how much money have you got?" + +The little fellow pulled such a handful of sovereigns out of his pocket +as might have made the tallest scholar feel a pang of envy. "Uncle +Hobson," says he, "gave me two; Aunt Hobson gave me one--no, Aunt Hobson +gave me thirty shillings; Uncle Newcome gave me three pound; and Aunt +Anne gave me one pound five; and Aunt Honeyman sent me ten shillings in a +letter. And Ethel wanted to give me a pound, only I wouldn't have it, you +know; because Ethel's younger than me, and I have plenty." + +"And who is Ethel?" asks the senior boy, smiling at the artless youth's +confessions. + +"Ethel is my cousin," replies little Newcome; "Aunt Anne's daughter. +There's Ethel and Alice, and Aunt Anne wanted the baby to be called +Boadicea, only uncle wouldn't; and there's Barnes and Egbert and little +Alfred; only he don't count, he's quite a baby you know. Egbert and me +was at school at Timpany's; he's going to Eton next half. He's older than +me, but I can lick him." + +"And how old is Egbert?" asks the smiling senior. + +"Egbert's ten, and I'm nine, and Ethel's seven," replies the little +chubby-faced hero, digging his hands deep into his trousers' pockets, and +jingling all the sovereigns there. I advised him to let me be his banker; +and, keeping one out of his many gold pieces, he handed over the others, +on which he drew with great liberality till his whole stock was expended. +The school hours of the upper and under boys were different at that time; +the little fellows coming out of their hall half an hour before the Fifth +and Sixth Forms; and many a time I used to find my little blue jacket in +waiting, with his honest square face, and white hair, and bright blue +eyes, and I knew that he was come to draw on his bank. Ere long one of +the pretty blue eyes was shut up, and a fine black one substituted in its +place. He had been engaged, it appeared, in a pugilistic encounter with a +giant of his own Form, whom he had worsted in the combat. "Didn't I pitch +into him, that's all?" says he in the elation of victory; and when I +asked whence the quarrel arose, he stoutly informed me that "Wolf minor, +his opponent, had been bullying a little boy, and that he (the gigantic +Newcome) wouldn't stand it." + +So, being called away from the school, I said farewell and God bless you +to the brave little man, who remained a while at the Grey Friars, where +his career and troubles had only just begun. + +Nor did we meet again until I was myself a young man occupying chambers +in the Temple, when our rencontre took place in the manner already +described. + +Poor Costigan's outrageous behaviour had caused my meeting with my +schoolfellow of early days to terminate so abruptly and unpleasantly, +that I scarce expected to see Clive again, or at any rate to renew my +acquaintance with the indignant East Indian warrior who had quitted our +company in such a huff. Breakfast, however, was scarcely over in my +chambers the next morning, when there came a knock at the outer door, and +my clerk introduced "Colonel Newcome and Mr. Newcome." + +Perhaps the (joint) occupant of the chambers in Lamb Court, Temple, felt +a little pang of shame at hearing the name of the visitors; for, if the +truth must be told, I was engaged pretty much as I had been occupied on +the night previous, and was smoking a cigar over the Times newspaper. How +many young men in the Temple smoke a cigar after breakfast as they read +the Times? My friend and companion of those days, and all days, Mr. +George Warrington, was employed with his short pipe, and was not in the +least disconcerted at the appearance of the visitors, as he would not +have been had the Archbishop of Canterbury stepped in. + +Little Clive looked curiously about our queer premises, while the Colonel +shook me cordially by the hand. No traces of yesterday's wrath were +visible on his face, but a friendly smile lighted his bronzed +countenance, as he too looked round the old room with its dingy curtains +and prints and bookcases, its litter of proof-sheets, blotted +manuscripts, and books for review, empty soda-water bottles, cigar-boxes, +and what not. + +"I went off in a flame of fire last night," says the Colonel, "and being +cooled this morning, thought it but my duty to call on Mr. Pendennis and +apologise for my abrupt behaviour. The conduct of that tipsy old Captain +--what is his name?--was so abominable, that I could not bear that Clive +should be any longer in the same room with him, and I went off without +saying a word of thanks or good-night to my son's old friend. I owe you a +shake of the hand for last night, Mr. Pendennis." And, so saying, he was +kind enough to give me his hand a second time. + +"And this is the abode of the Muses, is it, sir?" our guest went on. "I +know your writings very well. Clive here used to send me the Pall Mall +Gazette every month." + +"We took it at Smiffle, regular," says Clive. "Always patronise Grey +Friars men." "Smiffle," it must be explained, is a fond abbreviation for +Smithfield, near to which great mart of mutton and oxen our school is +situated, and old Cistercians often playfully designate their place of +education by the name of the neighbouring market. + +"Clive sent me the Gazette every month; and I read your romance of Walter +Lorraine in my boat as I was coming down the river to Calcutta." + +"Have Pen's immortal productions made their appearance on board Bengalee +budgerows; and are their leaves floating on the yellow banks of Jumna?" +asks Warrington, that sceptic, who respects no work of modern genius. + +"I gave your book to Mrs. Timmins, at Calcutta," says the Colonel simply. +"I daresay you have heard of her. She is one of the most dashing women in +all India. She was delighted with your work; and I can tell you it is not +with every man's writing that Mrs. Timmins is pleased," he added, with a +knowing air. + +"It's capital," broke in Clive. "I say, that part, you know, where Walter +runs away with Neaera, and the General can't pursue them, though he has +got the postchaise at the door, because Tim O'Toole has hidden his wooden +leg! By Jove, it's capital!--All the funny part--I don't like the +sentimental stuff, and suicide, and that; and as for poetry, I hate +poetry." + +"Pen's is not first chop," says Warrington. "I am obliged to take the +young man down from time to time, Colonel Newcome. Otherwise he would +grow so conceited there would be no bearing him." + +"I say," says Clive. + +"What were you about to remark?" asks Mr. Warrington, with an air of +great interest. + +"I say, Pendennis," continued the artless youth, "I thought you were a +great swell. When we used to read about the grand parties in the Pall +Mall Gazette, the fellows used to say you were at every one of them, and +you see, I thought you must have chambers in the Albany, and lots of +horses to ride, and a valet and a groom, and a cab at the very least." + +"Sir," says the Colonel, "I hope it is not your practice to measure and +estimate gentlemen by such paltry standards as those. A man of letters +follows the noblest calling which any man can pursue. I would rather be +the author of a work of genius, than be Governor-General of India. I +admire genius. I salute it wherever I meet it. I like my own profession +better than any in the world, but then it is because I am suited to it. I +couldn't write four lines in verse, no, not to save me from being shot. A +man cannot have all the advantages of life. Who would not be poor if he +could be sure of possessing genius, and winning fame and immortality, +sir? Think of Dr. Johnson, what a genius he had, and where did he live? +In apartments that, I daresay, were no better than these, which, I am +sure, gentlemen, are most cheerful and pleasant," says the Colonel, +thinking he had offended us. "One of the great pleasures and delights +which I had proposed to myself on coming home was to be allowed to have +the honour of meeting with men of learning and genius, with wits, poets, +and historians, if I may be so fortunate; and of benefiting by their +conversation. I left England too young to have that privilege. In my +father's house money was thought of, I fear, rather than intellect; +neither he nor I had the opportunities which I wish you to have; and I am +surprised you should think of reflecting upon Mr. Pendennis's poverty, or +of feeling any sentiment but respect and admiration when you enter the +apartments of the poet and the literary man. I have never been in the +rooms of a literary man before," the Colonel said, turning away from his +son to us: "excuse me, is that--that paper really a proof-sheet?" We +handed over to him that curiosity, smiling at the enthusiasm of the +honest gentleman who could admire what to us was as unpalatable as a tart +to a pastrycook. + +Being with men of letters, he thought proper to make his conversation +entirely literary; and in the course of my subsequent more intimate +acquaintance with him, though I knew he had distinguished himself in +twenty actions, he never could be brought to talk of his military feats +or experience, but passed them by, as if they were subjects utterly +unworthy of notice. + +I found he believed Dr. Johnson to be the greatest of men: the Doctor's +words were constantly in his mouth; and he never travelled without +Boswell's Life. Besides these, he read Caesar and Tacitus, "with +translations, sir, with translations--I'm thankful that I kept some of my +Latin from Grey Friars;" and he quoted sentences from the Latin Grammar, +apropos of a hundred events of common life, and with perfect simplicity +and satisfaction to himself. Besides the above-named books, the +Spectator, Don Quixote, and Sir Charles Grandison formed a part of his +travelling library. "I read these, sir," he used to say, "because I like +to be in the company of gentlemen; and Sir Roger de Coverley, and Sir +Charles Grandison, and Don Quixote are the finest gentlemen in the +world." And when we asked him his opinion of Fielding,-- + +"Tom Jones, sir; Joseph Andrews, sir!" he cried, twirling his mustachios. +"I read them when I was a boy, when I kept other bad company, and did +other low and disgraceful things, of which I'm ashamed now. Sir, in my +father's library I happened to fall in with those books; and I read them +in secret, just as I used to go in private and drink beer, and fight +cocks, and smoke pipes with Jack and Tom, the grooms in the stables. Mrs. +Newcome found me, I recollect, with one of those books; and thinking it +might be by Mrs. Hannah More, or some of that sort, for it was a +grave-looking volume: and though I wouldn't lie about that or anything +else--never did, sir; never, before heaven, have I told more than three +lies in my life--I kept my own counsel; I say, she took it herself to +read one evening; and read on gravely--for she had no more idea of a joke +than I have of Hebrew--until she came to the part about Lady B---- and +Joseph Andrews; and then she shut the book, sir; and you should have seen +the look she gave me! I own I burst out a-laughing, for I was a wild +young rebel, sir. But she was in the right, sir, and I was in the wrong. +A book, sir, that tells the story of a parcel of servants, of a pack of +footmen and ladies'-maids fuddling in alehouses! Do you suppose I want to +know what my kitmutgars and cousomahs are doing? I am as little proud as +any man in the world: but there must be distinction, sir; and as it is my +lot and Clive's lot to be a gentleman, I won't sit in the kitchen and +boose in the servants'-hall. As for that Tom Jones--that fellow that +sells himself, sir--by heavens, my blood boils when I think of him! I +wouldn't sit down in the same room with such a fellow, sir. If he came in +at that door, I would say, 'How dare you, you hireling ruffian, to sully +with your presence an apartment where my young friend and I are +conversing together? where two gentlemen, I say, are taking their wine +after dinner? How dare you, you degraded villain?' I don't mean you, sir. +I--I--I beg your pardon." + +The Colonel was striding about the room in his loose garments, puffing +his cigar fiercely anon, and then waving his yellow bandana; and it was +by the arrival of Larkins, my clerk, that his apostrophe to Tom Jones was +interrupted; he, Larkins, taking care not to show his amazement, having +been schooled not to show or feel surprise at anything he might see or +hear in our chambers. + +"What is it, Larkins?" said I. Larkins' other master had taken his leave +some time before, having business which called him away, and leaving me +with the honest Colonel, quite happy with his talk and cigar. + +"It's Brett's man," says Larkins. + +I confounded Brett's man, and told the boy to bid him call again. Young +Larkins came grinning back in a moment, and said: + +"Please, sir, he says his orders is not to go away without the money." + +"Confound him again," I cried. "Tell him I have no money in the house. He +must come to-morrow." + +As I spoke, Clive was looking in wonder, and the Colonel's countenance +assumed an appearance of the most dolorous sympathy. Nevertheless, as +with a great effort, he fell to talking about Tom Jones again, and +continued: + +"No, sir, I have no words to express my indignation against such a fellow +as Tom Jones. But I forgot that I need not speak. The great and good Dr. +Johnson has settled that question. You remember what he said to Mr. +Boswell about Fielding?" + +"And yet Gibbon praises him, Colonel," said the Colonel's interlocutor, +"and that is no small praise. He says that Mr. Fielding was of the family +that drew its origin from the Counts of Hapsburg; but----" + +"Gibbon! Gibbon was an infidel, and I would not give the end of this +cigar for such a man's opinion. If Mr. Fielding was a gentleman by birth, +he ought to have known better; and so much the worse for him that he did +not. But what am I talking of, wasting your valuable time? No more smoke, +thank you. I must away into the City, but would not pass the Temple +without calling on you, and thanking my boy's old protector. You will +have the kindness to come and dine with us--to-morrow, the next day, your +own day? Your friend is going out of town? I hope, on his return, to have +the pleasure of making his further acquaintance. Come, Clive." + +Clive, who had been deep in a volume of Hogarth's engravings during the +above discussion, or rather oration of his father's, started up and took +leave, beseeching me, at the same time, to come soon and see his pony; +and so, with renewed greetings, we parted. + +I was scarcely returned to my newspaper again, when the knocker of our +door was again agitated, and the Colonel ran back, looking very much +agitated and confused. + +"I beg pardon," says he; "I think I left my--my----" Larkins had quitted +the room by this time, and then he began more unreservedly. "My dear +young friend," says he, "a thousand pardons for what I am going to say, +but, as Clive's friend, I know I may take that liberty. I have left the +boy in the court. I know the fate of men of letters and genius: when we +were here just now, there came a single knock--a demand--that, that you +did not seem to be momentarily able to meet. Now do, do pardon the +liberty, and let me be your banker. You said you were engaged in a new +work: it will be a masterpiece, I am sure, if it's like the last. Put me +down for twenty copies, and allow me to settle with you in advance. I may +be off, you know. I'm a bird of passage--a restless old soldier." + +"My dear Colonel," said I, quite touched and pleased by this extreme +kindness, "my dun was but the washerwoman's boy, and Mrs. Brett is in my +debt, if I am not mistaken. Besides, I already have a banker in your +family." + +"In my family, my dear Sir?" + +"Messrs. Newcome, in Threadneedle Street, are good enough to keep my +money for me when I have any, and I am happy to say they have some of +mine in hand now. I am almost sorry that I am not in want, in order that +I might have the pleasure of receiving a kindness from you." And we shook +hands for the fourth time that morning, and the kind gentleman left me to +rejoin his son. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +Clive's Uncles + + +The dinner so hospitably offered by the Colonel was gladly accepted, and +followed by many more entertainments at the cost of that good-natured +friend. He and an Indian chum of his lived at this time at Nerot's Hotel, +in Clifford Street, where Mr. Clive, too, found the good cheer a great +deal more to his taste than the homely, though plentiful, fare at Grey +Friars, at which, of course, when boys, we all turned up our noses, +though many a poor fellow, in the struggles of after-life, has looked +back with regret very likely to that well-spread youthful table. Thus my +intimacy with the father and the son grew to be considerable, and a great +deal more to my liking than my relations with Clive's City uncles, which +have been mentioned in the last chapter, and which were, in truth, +exceedingly distant and awful. + +If all the private accounts kept by those worthy bankers were like mine, +where would have been Newcome Hall and Park Lane, Marblehead and +Bryanstone Square? I used, by strong efforts of self-denial, to maintain +a balance of two or three guineas untouched at the bank, so that my +account might still remain open; and fancied the clerks and cashiers +grinned when I went to draw for money. Rather than face that awful +counter, I would send Larkins, the clerk, or Mrs. Flanagan, the +laundress. As for entering the private parlour at the back, wherein +behind the glazed partition I could see the bald heads of Newcome +Brothers engaged with other capitalists or peering over the newspaper, I +would as soon have thought of walking into the Doctor's own library at +Grey Friars, or of volunteering to take an armchair in a dentist's +studio, and have a tooth out, as of entering into that awful precinct. My +good uncle, on the other hand, the late Major Pendennis, who kept +naturally but a very small account with Hobsons', would walk into the +parlour and salute the two magnates who governed there with the ease and +gravity of a Rothschild. "My good fellow," the kind old gentleman would +say to his nephew and pupil, "il faut se faire valoir. I tell you, sir, +your bankers like to keep every gentleman's account. And it's a mistake +to suppose they are only civil to their great moneyed clients. Look at +me. I go in to them and talk to them whenever I am in the City. I hear +the news of 'Change, and carry it to our end of the town. It looks well, +sir, to be well with your banker; and at our end of London, perhaps, I +can do a good turn for the Newcomes." + +It is certain that in his own kingdom of Mayfair and St. James's my +revered uncle was at least the bankers' equal. On my coming to London, he +was kind enough to procure me invitations to some of Lady Anne Newcome's +evening parties in Park Lane, as likewise to Mrs. Newcome's +entertainments in Bryanstone Square; though, I confess, of these latter, +after a while, I was a lax and negligent attendant. "Between ourselves, +my good fellow," the shrewd old Mentor of those days would say, "Mrs. +Newcome's parties are not altogether select; nor is she a lady of the +very highest breeding; but it gives a man a good air to be seen at his +banker's house. I recommend you to go for a few minutes whenever you are +asked." And go I accordingly did sometimes, though I always fancied, +rightly or wrongly, from Mrs. Newcome's manner to me, that she knew I had +but thirty shillings left at the bank. Once and again, in two or three +years, Mr. Hobson Newcome would meet me, and ask me to fill a vacant +place that day or the next evening at his table; which invitation I might +accept or otherwise. But one does not eat a man's salt, as it were, at +these dinners. There is nothing sacred in this kind of London +hospitality. Your white waistcoat fills a gap in a man's table, and +retires filled for its service of the evening. "Gad," the dear old Major +used to say, "if we were not to talk freely of those we dine with, how +mum London would be! Some of the pleasantest evenings I have ever spent +have been when we have sate after a great dinner, en petit comite, and +abused the people who are gone. You have your turn, mon cher; but why +not? Do you suppose I fancy my friends haven't found out my little faults +and peculiarities? And as I can't help it, I let myself be executed, and +offer up my oddities de bonne grace. Entre nous, Brother Hobson Newcome +is a good fellow, but a vulgar fellow; and his wife--his wife exactly +suits him." + +Once a year Lady Anne Newcome (about whom my Mentor was much more +circumspect; for I somehow used to remark that as the rank of persons +grew higher, Major Pendennis spoke of them with more caution and +respect)--once or twice in a year Lady Anne Newcome opened her saloons +for a concert and a ball, at both of which the whole street was crowded +with carriages, and all the great world, and some of the small, were +present. Mrs. Newcome had her ball too, and her concert of English music, +in opposition to the Italian singers of her sister-in-law. The music of +her country, Mrs. N. said, was good enough for her. + +The truth must be told, that there was no love lost between the two +ladies. Bryanstone Square could not forget the superiority of Park Lane's +rank; and the catalogue of grandees at dear Anne's parties filled dear +Maria's heart with envy. There are people upon whom rank and worldly +goods make such an impression, that they naturally fall down on their +knees and worship the owners; there are others to whom the sight of +Prosperity is offensive, and who never see Dives' chariot but to growl +and hoot at it. Mrs. Newcome, as far as my humble experience would lead +me to suppose, is not only envious, but proud of her envy. She mistakes +it for honesty and public spirit. She will not bow down to kiss the hand +of a haughty aristocracy. She is a merchant's wife and an attorney's +daughter. There is no pride about her. Her brother-in-law, poor dear +Brian--considering everybody knows everything in London, was there ever +such a delusion as his?--was welcome, after banking-hours, to forsake his +own friends for his wife's fine relations, and to dangle after lords and +ladies in Mayfair. She had no such absurd vanity--not she. She imparted +these opinions pretty liberally to all her acquaintances in almost all +her conversations. It was clear that the two ladies were best apart. +There are some folks who will see insolence in persons of rank, as there +are others who will insist; that all clergymen are hypocrites, all +reformers villains, all placemen plunderers, and so forth; and Mrs. +Newcome never, I am sure, imagined that she had a prejudice, or that she +was other than an honest, independent, high-spirited woman. Both of the +ladies had command over their husbands, who were of soft natures easily +led by woman, as, in truth, are all the males of this family. +Accordingly, when Sir Brian Newcome voted for the Tory candidate in the +City, Mr. Hobson Newcome plumped for the Reformer. While Brian, in the +House of Commons, sat among the mild Conservatives, Hobson unmasked +traitors and thundered at aristocratic corruption, so as to make the +Marylebone Vestry thrill with enthusiasm. When Lady Anne, her husband, +and her flock of children fasted in Lent, and declared for the High +Church doctrines, Mrs. Hobson had paroxysms of alarm regarding the +progress of Popery, and shuddered out of the chapel where she had a pew, +because the clergyman there, for a very brief season, appeared to preach +in a surplice. + +Poor bewildered Honeyman! it was a sad day for you, when you appeared in +your neat pulpit with your fragrant pocket-handkerchief (and your sermon +likewise all millefleurs), in a trim, prim, freshly mangled surplice, +which you thought became you! How did you look aghast, and pass your +jewelled hand through your curls, as you saw Mrs. Newcome, who had been +as good as five-and-twenty pounds a year to you, look up from her pew, +seize hold of Mr. Newcome, fling open the pew-door, drive out with her +parasol her little flock of children, bewildered but not ill-pleased to +get away from the sermon, and summon John from the back seats to bring +away the bag of prayer-books! Many a good dinner did Charles Honeyman +lose by assuming that unlucky ephod. Why did the high-priest of his +diocese order him to put it on? It was delightful to view him afterwards, +and the airs of martyrdom which he assumed. Had they been going to tear +him to pieces with wild beasts next day, he could scarcely have looked +more meek, or resigned himself more pathetically to the persecutors. But +I am advancing matters. At this early time of which I write, a period not +twenty years since, surplices were not even thought of in conjunction +with sermons: clerical gentlemen have appeared in them, and under the +heavy hand of persecution have sunk down in their pulpits again, as Jack +pops back into his box. Charles Honeyman's elegant discourses were at +this time preached in a rich silk Master of Arts' gown, presented to him, +along with a teapot full of sovereigns, by his affectionate congregation +at Leatherhead. + +But that I may not be accused of prejudice in describing Mrs. Newcome and +her family, and lest the reader should suppose that some slight offered +to the writer by this wealthy and virtuous banker's lady was the secret +reason for this unfavourable sketch of her character, let me be allowed +to report, as accurately as I can remember them, the words of a kinsman +of her own, ---- Giles, Esquire, whom I had the honour of meeting at her +table, and who, as we walked away from Bryanstone Square, was kind enough +to discourse very freely about the relatives whom he had just left. + +"That was a good dinner, sir," said Mr. Giles, puffing the cigar which I +offered to him, and disposed to be very social and communicative. "Hobson +Newcome's table is about as good a one as any I ever put my legs under. +You didn't have twice of turtle, sir, I remarked that--I always do, at +that house especially, for I know where Newcome gets it. We belong to the +same livery in the City, Hobson and I, the Oystermongers' Company, sir, +and we like our turtle good, I can tell you--good, and a great deal of +it, you say. Hay, hay, not so bad! + +"I suppose you're a young barrister, sucking lawyer, or that sort of +thing. Because you was put at the end of the table and nobody took notice +of you. That's my place too; I'm a relative and Newcome asks me if he has +got a place to spare. He met me in the City to-day, and says, 'Tom,' says +he, 'there's some dinner in the Square at half-past seven: I wish you +would go and fetch Louisa, whom we haven't seen this ever so long.' +Louisa is my wife, sir--Maria's sister--Newcome married that gal from my +house. 'No, no,' says I, 'Hobson; Louisa's engaged nursing number eight' +--that's our number, sir. The truth is, between you and me, sir, my +missis won't come any more at no price. She can't stand it; Mrs. +Newcome's dam patronising airs is enough to choke off anybody. 'Well, +Hobson, my boy,' says I, 'a good dinner's a good dinner; and I'll come +though Louisa won't, that is, can't.'" + +While Mr. Giles, who was considerably enlivened by claret, was +discoursing thus candidly, his companion was thinking how he, Mr. Arthur +Pendennis, had been met that very afternoon on the steps of the +Megatherium Club by Mr. Newcome, and had accepted that dinner which Mrs. +Giles, with more spirit, had declined. Giles continued talking--"I'm an +old stager, I am. I don't mind the rows between the women. I believe Mrs. +Newcome and Lady Newcome's just as bad too; I know Maria is always +driving at her one way or the other, and calling her proud and +aristocratic, and that; and yet my wife says Maria, who pretends to be +such a Radical, never asks us to meet the Baronet and his lady. 'And why +should she, Loo, my dear?' says I. 'I don't want to meet Lady Newcome, +nor Lord Kew, nor any of 'em.' Lord Kew, ain't it an odd name? Tearing +young swell, that Lord Kew: tremendous wild fellow." + +"I was a clerk in that house, sir, as a young man; I was there in the old +woman's time, and Mr. Newcome's--the father of these young men--as good a +man as ever stood on 'Change." And then Mr. Giles, warming with his +subject, enters at large into the history of the house. "You see, sir," +says he, "the banking-house of Hobson Brothers, or Newcome Brothers, as +the partners of the firm really are, is not one of the leading banking +firms of the City of London, but a most respectable house of many years' +standing, and doing a most respectable business, especially in the +Dissenting connection." After the business came into the hands of the +Newcome Brothers, Hobson Newcome, Esq., and Sir Brian Newcome, Bart., +M.P., Mr. Giles shows how a considerable West End connection was likewise +established, chiefly through the aristocratic friends and connections of +the above-named Bart. + +But the best man of business, according to Mr. Giles, whom the firm of +Hobson Brothers ever knew, better than her father and uncle, better than +her husband Sir T. Newcome, better than her sons and successors above +mentioned, was the famous Sophia Alethea Hobson, afterwards Newcome--of +whom might be said what Frederick the Great said of his sister, that she +was sexu foemina, vir ingenio--in sex a woman, and in mind a man. Nor was +she, my informant told me, without even manly personal characteristics: +she had a very deep and gruff voice, and in her old age a beard which +many a young man might envy; and as she came into the bank out of her +carriage from Clapham, in her dark green pelisse with fur trimmings, in +her grey beaver hat, beaver gloves, and great gold spectacles, not a +clerk in that house did not tremble before her, and it was said she only +wanted a pipe in her mouth considerably to resemble the late +Field-Marshal Prince Blucher. + +Her funeral was one of the most imposing sights ever witnessed in +Clapham. There was such a crowd you might have thought it was a +Derby-day. The carriages of some of the greatest City firms, and the +wealthiest Dissenting houses; several coaches full of ministers of all +denominations, including the Established Church; the carriage of the +Right Honourable the Earl of Kew, and that of his daughter, Lady Anne +Newcome, attended that revered lady's remains to their final +resting-place. No less than nine sermons were preached at various places +of public worship regarding her end. She fell upstairs at a very advanced +age, going from the library to the bedroom, after all the household was +gone to rest, and was found by the maids in the morning, inarticulate, +but still alive, her head being cut frightfully with the bedroom candle +with which she was retiring to her apartment. "And," said Mr. Giles with +great energy, "besides the empty carriages at that funeral, and the +parson in black, and the mutes and feathers and that, there were hundreds +and hundreds of people who wore no black, and who weren't present; and +who wept for their benefactress, I can tell you. She had her faults, and +many of 'em; but the amount of that woman's charities are unheard of, +sir--unheard of,--and they are put to the credit side of her account up +yonder. + +"The old lady had a will of her own," my companion continued. "She would +try and know about everybody's business out of business hours: got to +know from the young clerks what chapels they went to, and from the +clergymen whether they attended regular; kept her sons, years after they +were grown men, as if they were boys at school--and what was the +consequence? They had a quarrel with Sir Thomas Newcome's own son, a +harum-scarum lad, who ran away, and then was sent to India; and, between +ourselves, Mr. Hobson and Mr. Brian both, the present Baronet, though at +home they were as mum as Quakers at a meeting, used to go out on the sly, +sir, and be off to the play, sir, and sowed their wild oats like any +other young men, sir, like any other young men. Law bless me, once, as I +was going away from the Haymarket, if I didn't see Mr. Hobson coming out +of the Opera, in tights and an opera-hat, sir, like 'Froggy would wooing +go,' of a Saturday-night, too, when his ma thought him safe in bed in the +City! I warrant he hadn't his opera-hat on when he went to chapel with +her ladyship the next morning--that very morning, as sure as my name's +John Giles. + +"When the old lady was gone, Mr. Hobson had no need of any more +humbugging, but took his pleasure freely. Fighting, tandems, +four-in-hand, anything. He and his brother--his elder brother by a +quarter of an hour--were always very good friends; but after Mr. Brian +married, and there was only court-cards at his table, Mr. Hobson couldn't +stand it. They weren't of his suit, he said; and for some time he said he +wasn't a marrying man--quite the contrary; but we all come to our fate, +you know, and his time came as mine did. You know we married sisters? It +was thought a fine match for Polly Smith, when she married the great Mr. +Newcome; but I doubt whether my old woman at home hasn't had the best of +it, after all; and if ever you come Bernard Street way on a Sunday, about +six o'clock, and would like a slice of beef and a glass of port, I hope +you'll come and see us." + +Do not let us be too angry with Colonel Newcome's two most respectable +brothers, if for some years they neglected their Indian relative, or held +him in slight esteem. Their mother never pardoned him, or at least by any +actual words admitted his restoration to favour. For many years, as far +as they knew, poor Tom was an unrepentant prodigal, wallowing in bad +company, and cut off from all respectable sympathy. Their father had +never had the courage to acquaint them with his more true, and kind, and +charitable version of Tom's story. So he passed at home for no better +than a black sheep; his marriage with a penniless young lady did not tend +to raise him in the esteem of his relatives at Clapham; it was not until +he was a widower, until he had been mentioned several times in the +Gazette for distinguished military service, until they began to speak +very well of him in Leadenhall Street, where the representatives of +Hobson Brothers were of course East India proprietors, and until he +remitted considerable sums of money to England, that the bankers his +brethren began to be reconciled to him. + +I say, do not let us be hard upon them. No people are so ready to give a +man a bad name as his own kinsfolk; and having made him that present, +they are ever most unwilling to take it back again. If they give him +nothing else in the days of his difficulty, he may be sure of their pity, +and that he is held up as an example to his young cousins to avoid. If he +loses his money they call him poor fellow, and point morals out of him. +If he falls among thieves, the respectable Pharisees of his race turn +their heads aside and leave him penniless and bleeding. They clap him on +the back kindly enough when he returns, after shipwreck, with money in +his pocket. How naturally Joseph's brothers made salaams to him, and +admired him, and did him honour, when they found the poor outcast a prime +minister, and worth ever so much money! Surely human nature is not much +altered since the days of those primeval Jews. We would not thrust +brother Joseph down a well and sell him bodily, but--but if he has +scrambled out of a well of his own digging, and got out of his early +bondage into renown and credit, at least we applaud him and respect him, +and are proud of Joseph as a member of the family. + +Little Clive was the innocent and lucky object upon whom the increasing +affection of the Newcomes for their Indian brother was exhibited. When he +was first brought home a sickly child, consigned to his maternal aunt, +the kind old maiden lady at Brighton, Hobson Brothers scarce took any +notice of the little man, but left him to the entire superintendence of his +own family. Then there came a large remittance from his father, and the +child was asked by Uncle Newcome at Christmas. Then his father's name was +mentioned in general orders, and Uncle Hobson asked little Clive at +Midsummer. Then Lord H., a late Governor-General, coming home, and +meeting the brothers at a grand dinner at the Albion, given by the Court +of Directors to his late Excellency, spoke to the bankers about that most +distinguished officer their relative; and Mrs. Hobson drove over to see +his aunt, where the boy was; gave him a sovereign out of her purse, and +advised strongly that he should be sent to Timpany's along wit her own +boy. Then Clive went from one uncle's house to another; and was liked at +both; and much preferred ponies to ride, going out after rabbits with the +keeper, money in his pocket (charge to the debit of Lieut.-Col. T. +Newcome), and clothes from the London tailor, to the homely quarters and +conversation of poor kind old Aunt Honeyman at Brighton. Clive's uncles +were not unkind; they liked each other; their wives, who hated each +other, united in liking Clive when they knew him, and petting the wayward +handsome boy: they were only pursuing the way of the world, which huzzas +all prosperity, and turns away from misfortune as from some contagious +disease. Indeed, how can we see a man's brilliant qualities if he is what +we call in the shade? + +The gentlemen, Clive's uncles, who had their affairs to mind during the +day, society and the family to occupy them of evenings and holidays, +treated their young kinsman, the Indian Colonel's son, as other wealthy +British uncles treat other young kinsmen. They received him in his +vacations kindly enough. They tipped him when he went to school; when he +had the hooping-cough, a confidential young clerk went round by way of +Grey Friars Square to ask after him; the sea being recommended to him, +Mrs. Newcome gave him change of air in Sussex, and transferred him to his +maternal aunt at Brighton. Then it was bonjour. As the lodge-gates closed +upon him, Mrs. Newcome's heart shut up too and confined itself within the +firs, laurels, and palings which bound the home precincts. Had not she +her own children and affairs? her brood of fowls, her Sunday-school, her +melon-beds, her rose-garden, her quarrel with the parson, etc., to attend +to? Mr. Newcome, arriving on a Saturday night; hears he is gone, says +"Oh!" and begins to ask about the new gravel-walk along the cliff, and +whether it is completed, and if the China pig fattens kindly upon the new +feed. + +Clive, in the avuncular gig, is driven over the downs to Brighton to his +maternal aunt there; and there he is a king. He has the best bedroom, +Uncle Honeyman turning out for him sweetbreads for dinner; no end of jam +for breakfast; excuses from church on the plea of delicate health; his +aunt's maid to see him to bed; his aunt to come smiling in when he rings +his bell of a morning. He is made much of, and coaxed, and dandled and +fondled, as if he were a young duke. So he is to Miss Honeyman. He is the +son of Colonel Newcome, C.B., who sends her shawls, ivory chessmen, +scented sandalwood workboxes and kincob scarfs; who, as she tells Martha +the maid, has fifty servants in India; at which Martha constantly +exclaims, "Lor', mum, what can he do with 'em, mum?" who, when in +consequence of her misfortunes she resolved on taking a house at +Brighton, and letting part of the same furnished, sent her an order for a +hundred pounds towards the expenses thereof; who gave Mr. Honeyman, her +brother, a much larger sum of money at the period of his calamity. Is it +gratitude for past favours? is it desire for more? is it vanity of +relationship? is it love for the dead sister--or tender regard for her +offspring which makes Mrs. Martha Honeyman so fond of her nephew? I never +could count how many causes went to produce any given effect or action in +a person's life, and have been for my own part many a time quite misled +in my own case, fancying some grand, some magnanimous, some virtuous +reason, for an act of which I was proud, when lo! some pert little +satirical monitor springs up inwardly, upsetting the fond humbug which I +was cherishing--the peacock's tail wherein my absurd vanity had clad +itself--and says, "Away with this boasting! I am the cause of your +virtue, my lad. You are pleased that yesterday at dinner you refrained +from the dry champagne? My name is Worldly Prudence, not Self-denial, and +I caused you to refrain. You are pleased because you gave a guinea to +Diddler? I am Laziness, not Generosity, which inspired you. You hug +yourself because you resisted other temptation? Coward! it was because +you dared not run the risk of the wrong. Out with your peacock's plumage! +walk off in the feathers which Nature gave you, and thank Heaven they are +not altogether black." In a word, Aunt Honeyman was a kind soul, and such +was the splendour of Clive's father, of his gifts, his generosity, his +military services, and companionship of the battles, that the lad did +really appear a young duke to her. And Mrs. Newcome was not unkind: and +if Clive had been really a young duke, I am sure he would have had the +best bedroom at Marble Hill, and not one of the far-off little rooms in +the boys' wing; I am sure he would have had jellies and Charlottes +Russes, instead of mere broth, chicken, and batter-pudding, as fell to +his lot; and when he was gone (in the carriage, mind you, not in the gig +driven by a groom), I am sure Mrs. Newcome would have written a letter +that night to Her Grace the Duchess Dowager his mamma, full of praise of +the dear child, his graciousness, his beauty, and his wit, and declaring +that she must love him henceforth and for ever after as a son of her own. +You toss down the page with scorn, and say, "It is not true. Human nature +is not so bad as this cynic would have it to be. You would make no +difference between the rich and the poor." Be it so. You would not. But +own that your next-door neighbour would. Nor is this, dear madam, +addressed to you; no, no, we are not so rude as to talk about you to your +face; but if we may not speak of the lady who has just left the room, +what is to become of conversation and society? + +We forbear to describe the meeting between the Colonel and his son--the +pretty boy from whom he had parted more than seven years before with such +pangs of heart; and of whom he had thought ever since with such a +constant longing affection. Half an hour after the father left the boy, +and in his grief and loneliness was rowing back to shore, Clive was at +play with a dozen of other children on the sunny deck of the ship. When +two bells rang for their dinner, they were all hurrying to the cuddy +table, and busy over their meal. What a sad repast their parents had that +day! How their hearts followed the careless young ones home across the +great ocean! Mothers' prayers go with them. Strong men, alone on their +knees, with streaming eyes and broken accents, implore Heaven for those +little ones, who were prattling at their sides but a few hours since. +Long after they are gone, careless and happy, recollections of the sweet +past rise up and smite those who remain: the flowers they had planted in +their little gardens, the toys they played with, the little vacant cribs +they slept in as fathers' eyes looked blessings down on them. Most of us +who have passed a couple of score of years in the world, have had such +sights as these to move us. And those who have will think none the worse +of my worthy Colonel for his tender and faithful heart. + +With that fidelity which was an instinct of his nature, this brave man +thought ever of his absent child, and longed after him. He never forsook +the native servants and nurses who had had charge of the child, but +endowed them with money sufficient (and indeed little was wanted by +people of that frugal race) to make all their future lives comfortable. +No friends went to Europe, nor ship departed, but Newcome sent presents +and remembrances to the boy, and costly tokens of his love and thanks to +all who were kind to his son. What a strange pathos seems to me to +accompany all our Indian story! Besides that official history which fills +Gazettes, and embroiders banners with names of victory; which gives +moralists and enemies cause to cry out at English rapine; and enables +patriots to boast of invincible British valour--besides the splendour and +conquest, the wealth and glory, the crowned ambition, the conquered +danger, the vast prize, and the blood freely shed in winning it--should +not one remember the tears, too? Besides the lives of myriads of British +men, conquering on a hundred fields, from Plassey to Meanee, and bathing +them cruore nostro: think of the women, and the tribute which they +perforce must pay to those victorious achievements. Scarce a soldier goes +to yonder shores but leaves a home and grief in it behind him. The lords +of the subject province find wives there; but their children cannot live +on the soil. The parents bring their children to the shore, and part from +them. The family must be broken up--keep the flowers of your home beyond +a certain time, and the sickening buds wither and die. In America it is +from the breast of a poor slave that a child is taken. In India it is +from the wife, and from under the palace, of a splendid proconsul. + +The experience of this grief made Newcome's naturally kind heart only the +more tender, and hence he had a weakness for children which made him the +laughing-stock of old maids, old bachelors, and sensible persons; but the +darling of all nurseries, to whose little inhabitants he was uniformly +kind: were they the collectors' progeny in their palanquins, or the +sergeants' children tumbling about the cantonment, or the dusky little +heathens in the huts of his servants round his gate. + +It is known that there is no part of the world where ladies are more +fascinating than in British India. Perhaps the warmth of the sun kindles +flames in the hearts of both sexes, which would probably beat quite +coolly in their native air: else why should Miss Brown be engaged ten +days after her landing at Calcutta? or why should Miss Smith have half a +dozen proposals before she has been a week at the station? And it is not +only bachelors on whom the young ladies confer their affections; they +will take widowers without any difficulty; and a man so generally liked +as Major Newcome, with such a good character, with a private fortune of +his own, so chivalrous, generous, good-looking, eligible in a word, you +may be sure would have found a wife easily enough, had he any mind for +replacing the late Mrs. Casey. + +The Colonel, as has been stated, had an Indian chum or companion, with +whom he shared his lodgings; and from many jocular remarks of this latter +gentleman (who loved good jokes, and uttered not a few) I could gather +that the honest widower Colonel Newcome had been often tempted to alter +his condition, and that the Indian ladies had tried numberless attacks +upon his bereaved heart, and devised endless schemes of carrying it by +assault, treason, or other mode of capture. Mrs. Casey (his defunct wife) +had overcome it by sheer pity and helplessness. He had found her so +friendless, that he took her into the vacant place, and installed her +there as he would have received a traveller into his bungalow. He divided +his meal with her, and made her welcome to his best. "I believe Tom +Newcome married her," sly Mr. Binnie used to say, "in order that he might +have permission to pay her milliner's bills;" and in this way he was +amply gratified until the day of her death. A feeble miniature of the +lady, with yellow ringlets and a guitar, hung over the mantelpiece of the +Colonel's bedchamber, where I have often seen that work of art; and +subsequently, when he and Mr. Binnie took a house, there was hung up in +the spare bedroom a companion portrait to the miniature--that of the +Colonel's predecessor, Jack Casey, who in life used to fling plates at +his Emma's head, and who perished from a fatal attachment to the bottle. +I am inclined to think that Colonel Newcome was not much cast down by the +loss of his wife, and that they lived but indifferently together. Clive +used to say in his artless way that his father scarcely ever mentioned +his mother's name; and no doubt the union was not happy, although Newcome +continued piously to acknowledge it, long after death had brought it to a +termination, by constant benefactions and remembrances to the departed +lady's kindred. + +Those widows or virgins who endeavoured to fill Emma's place found the +door of Newcombe's heart fast and barred, and assailed it in vain. Miss +Billing sat down before it with her piano, and, as the Colonel was a +practitioner on the flute, hoped to make all life one harmonious duet +with him; but she played her most brilliant sonatas and variations in +vain; and, as everybody knows, subsequently carried her grand piano to +Lieutenant and Adjutant Hodgkin's house, whose name she now bears. The +lovely widow Wilkins, with two darling little children, stopped at +Newcome's hospitable house, on her way to Calcutta; and it was thought +she might never leave it; but her kind host, as was his wont, crammed her +children with presents and good things, consoled and entertained the fair +widow, and one morning, after she had remained three months at the +station, the Colonel's palanquins and bearers made their appearance, and +Elvira Wilkins went away weeping as a widow should. Why did she abuse +Newcome ever after at Calcutta, Bath, Cheltenham, and wherever she went, +calling him selfish, pompous, Quixotic, and a Bahawder? I could mention +half a dozen other names of ladies of most respectable families connected +with Leadenhall Street, who, according to Colonel Newcome's chum--that +wicked Mr. Binnie--had all conspired more or less to give Clive Newcome a +stepmother. + +But he had had an unlucky experience in his own case; and thought within +himself, "No, I won't give Clive a stepmother. As Heaven has taken his +own mother from him, why, I must try to be father and mother too to the +lad." He kept the child as long as ever the climate would allow of his +remaining, and then sent him home. Then his aim was to save money for the +youngster. He was of a nature so uncontrollably generous, that to be sure +he spent five rupees where another would save them, and make a fine show +besides; but it is not a man's gifts or hospitalities that generally +injure his fortune. It is on themselves that prodigals spend most. And as +Newcome had no personal extravagances, and the smallest selfish wants; +could live almost as frugally as a Hindoo; kept his horses not to race +but to ride; wore his old clothes and uniforms until they were the +laughter of his regiment; did not care for show, and had no longer an +extravagant wife; he managed to lay by considerably out of his liberal +allowances, and to find himself and Clive growing richer every year. + +"When Clive has had five or six years at school"--that was his scheme-- +"he will be a fine scholar, and have at least as much classical learning +as a gentleman in the world need possess. Then I will go to England, and +we will pass three or four years together, in which he will learn to be +intimate with me, and, I hope, to like me. I shall be his pupil for Latin +and Greek, and try and make up for lost time. I know there is nothing +like a knowledge of the classics to give a man good breeding--Ingenuas +didicisse fideliter artes emollunt mores, nec sinuisse feros. I shall be +able to help him with my knowledge of the world, and to keep him out of +the way of sharpers and a pack of rogues who commonly infest young men. I +will make myself his companion, and pretend to no superiority; for, +indeed, isn't he my superior? Of course he is, with his advantages. He +hasn't been an idle young scamp as I was. And we will travel together, +first through England, Scotland, and Ireland, for every man should know +his own country, and then we will make the grand tour. Then, by the time +he is eighteen, he will be able to choose his profession. He can go into +the army, and emulate the glorious man after whom I named him; or if he +prefers the church, or the law, they are open to him; and when he goes to +the university, by which time I shall be in all probability a +major-general, I can come back to India for a few years, and return by +the time he has a wife and a home for his old father; or if I die I shall +have done the best for him, and my boy will be left with the best +education, a tolerable small fortune, and the blessing of his old +father." + +Such were the plans of our kind schemer. How fondly he dwelt on them, how +affectionately he wrote of them to his boy! How he read books of travels +and looked over the maps of Europe! and said, "Rome, sir, glorious Rome; +it won't be very long, Major, before my boy and I see the Colosseum, and +kiss the Pope's toe. We shall go up the Rhine to Switzerland, and over +the Simplon, the work of the great Napoleon. By Jove, sir, think of the +Turks before Vienna, and Sobieski clearing eighty thousand of 'em off the +face of the earth! How my boy will rejoice in the picture-galleries +there, and in Prince Eugene's prints! You know, I suppose, that Prince +Eugene, one of the greatest generals in the world, was also one of the +greatest lovers of the fine arts. Ingenuas didicisse, hey, Doctor! you +know the rest,--emollunt mores nec----" + +"Emollunt mores! Colonel," says Doctor McTaggart, who perhaps was too +canny to correct the commanding officer's Latin. "Don't ye noo that +Prence Eugene was about as savage a Turrk as iver was? Have ye niver rad +the mimores of the Prants de Leen?" + +"Well, he was a great cavalry officer," answers the Colonel, "and he left +a great collection of prints--that you know. How Clive will delight in +them! The boy's talent for drawing is wonderful, sir, wonderful. He sent +me a picture of our old school--the very actual thing, sir; the +cloisters, the school, the head gown-boy going in with the rods, and the +Doctor himself. It would make you die of laughing!" + +He regaled the ladies of the regiment with Clive's letters, and those of +Miss Honeyman, which contained an account of the boy. He even bored some +of his bearers with this prattle; and sporting young men would give or +take odds that the Colonel would mention Clive's name, once before five +minutes, three times in ten minutes, twenty-five times in the course of +dinner, and so on. But they who laughed at the Colonel laughed very +kindly; and everybody who knew him, loved him; everybody, that is, who +loved modesty, and generosity, and honour. + +At last the happy time came for which the kind father had been longing +more passionately than any prisoner for liberty, or schoolboy for +holiday. Colonel Newcome has taken leave of his regiment, leaving Major +Tomkinson, nothing loth, in command. He has travelled to Calcutta; and +the Commander-in-Chief, in general orders, has announced that in giving +to Lieutenant-Colonel Thomas Newcome, C.B., of the Bengal Cavalry, leave +for the first time, after no less than thirty-four years' absence from +home, "he (Sir George Hustler) cannot refrain from expressing his sense +of the great and meritorious services of this most distinguished officer, +who has left his regiment in a state of the highest discipline and +efficiency." And now the ship has sailed, the voyage is over, and once +more, after so many long years, the honest soldier's foot is on his +native shore. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +Newcome Brothers + + +Besides his own boy, whom he worshipped, this kind Colonel had a score, +at least, of adopted children, to whom he chose to stand in the light of +a father. He was for ever whirling away in postchaises to this school and +that, to see Jack Brown's boys, of the Cavalry; or Mrs. Smith's girls, of +the Civil Service; or poor Tom Hicks's orphan, who had nobody to look +after him now that the cholera had carried off Tom, and his wife too. On +board the ship in which he returned from Calcutta were a dozen of little +children, of both sexes, some of whom he actually escorted to their +friends before he visited his own; and though his heart was longing for +his boy at Grey Friars. The children at the schools seen, and largely +rewarded out of his bounty (his loose white trousers had great pockets, +always heavy with gold and silver, which he jingled when he was not +pulling his mustachios--to see the way in which he tipped children made +one almost long to be a boy again); and when he had visited Miss +Pinkerton's establishment, or Doctor Ramshorn's adjoining academy at +Chiswick, and seen little Tom Davis or little Fanny Holmes the honest +fellow would come home and write off straightway a long letter to Tom's +or Fanny's parents, far away in the Indian country, whose hearts he made +happy by his accounts of their children, as he had delighted the children +themselves by his affection and bounty. All the apple- and orange-women +(especially such as had babies as well as lollipops at their stalls), all +the street-sweepers on the road between Nerot's and the Oriental, knew +him, and were his pensioners. His brothers in Threadneedle Street cast up +their eyes at the cheques which he drew. + +One of the little people of whom the kind Newcome had taken charge +luckily dwelt near Portsmouth; and when the faithful Colonel consigned +Miss Fipps to her grandmother, Mrs. Admiral Fipps, at Southampton, Miss +Fipps clung to her guardian, and with tears and howls was torn away from +him. Not until her maiden aunts had consoled her with strawberries, which +she never before had tasted, was the little Indian comforted for the +departure of her dear Colonel. Master Cox, Tom Cox's boy, of the Native +Infantry, had to be carried asleep from the "George" to the mail that +night. Master Cox woke up at the dawn wondering, as the coach passed +through the pleasant green roads of Bromley. The good gentleman consigned +the little chap to his uncle, Dr. Cox, Bloomsbury Square, before he went +to his own quarters, and then on the errand on which his fond heart was +bent. + +He had written to his brothers from Portsmouth, announcing his arrival, +and three words to Clive, conveying the same intelligence. The letter was +served to the boy along with one bowl of tea and one buttered roll, of +eighty such which were distributed to fourscore other boys, boarders of +the same house with our young friend. How the lad's face must have +flushed, and his eyes brightened, when he read the news! When the master +of the house, the Rev. Mr. Popkinson, came into the long-room, with a +good-natured face, and said, "Newcome, you're wanted," he knows who is +come. He does not heed that notorious bruiser, Old Hodge, who roars out, +"Confound you, Newcome: I'll give it you for upsetting your tea over my +new trousers." He runs to the room where the stranger is waiting for him. +We will shut the door, if you please, upon that scene. + +If Clive had not been as fine and handsome a young lad as any in that +school or country, no doubt his fond father would have been just as well +pleased, and endowed him with a hundred fanciful graces; but in truth, in +looks and manners he was every thing which his parent could desire; and I +hope the artist who illustrates this work will take care to do justice to +his portrait. Mr. Clive himself, let that painter be assured, will not be +too well pleased if his countenance and figure do not receive proper +attention. He is not yet endowed with those splendid mustachios and +whiskers which he has himself subsequently depicted, but he is the +picture of health, strength, activity, and good-humour. He has a good +forehead, shaded with a quantity of waving light hair; a complexion which +ladies might envy; a mouth which seems accustomed to laughing; and a pair +of blue eyes that sparkle with intelligence and frank kindness. No wonder +the pleased father cannot refrain from looking at him. He is, in a word, +just such a youth as has a right to be the hero of a novel. + +The bell rings for second school, and Mr. Popkinson, arrayed in cap and +gown, comes in to shake Colonel Newcome by the hand, and to say he +supposes it's to be a holiday for Newcome that day. He does not say a +word about Clive's scrape of the day before, and that awful row in the +bedrooms, where the lad and three others were discovered making a supper +off a pork-pie and two bottles of prime old port from the Red Cow +public-house in Grey Friars Lane. When the bell has done ringing, and all +these busy little bees have swarmed into their hive, there is a solitude +in the place. The Colonel and his son walked the playground together, +that gravelly flat, as destitute of herbage as the Arabian desert, but, +nevertheless, in the language of the place called the green. They walk +the green, and they pace the cloisters, and Clive shows his father his +own name of Thomas Newcome carved upon one of the arches forty years ago. +As they talk, the boy gives sidelong glances at his new friend, and +wonders at the Colonel's loose trousers, long mustachios, and yellow +face. He looks very odd, Clive thinks, very odd and very kind, and he +looks like a gentleman, every inch of him:--not like Martin's father, who +came to see his son lately in high-lows, and a shocking bad hat, and +actually flung coppers amongst the boys for a scramble. He bursts out +a-laughing at the exquisitely ludicrous idea of a gentleman of his +fashion scrambling for coppers. + +And now, enjoining the boy to be ready against his return (and you may be +sure Mr. Clive was on the look-out long before his sire appeared), the +Colonel whirled away in his cab to the City to shake hands with his +brothers, whom he had not seen since they were demure little men in blue +jackets, under charge of a serious tutor. + +He rushed through the clerks and the banking-house, he broke into the +parlour where the lords of the establishment were seated. He astonished +those trim quiet gentlemen by the warmth of his greeting, by the vigour +of his hand-shake, and the loud high tones of his voice, which penetrated +the glass walls of the parlour, and might actually be heard by the busy +clerks in the hall without. He knew Brian from Hobson at once--that +unlucky little accident in the go-cart having left its mark for ever on +the nose of Sir Brian Newcome, the elder of the twins. Sir Brian had a +bald head and light hair, a short whisker cut to his cheek, a buff +waistcoat, very neat boots and hands. He looked like the "Portrait of a +Gentleman" at the Exhibition, as the worthy is represented: dignified in +attitude, bland, smiling, and statesmanlike, sitting at a table unsealing +letters, with a despatch-box and a silver inkstand before him, a column +and a scarlet curtain behind, and a park in the distance, with a great +thunderstorm lowering in the sky. Such a portrait, in fact, hangs over +the great sideboard at Newcome to this day, and above the three great +silver waiters, which the gratitude of as many Companies has presented to +their respected director and chairman. + +In face, Hobson Newcome, Esq., was like his elder brother, but was more +portly in person. He allowed his red whiskers to grow wherever nature had +planted them, on his cheeks and under his chin. He wore thick shoes with +nails in them, or natty round-toed boots, with tight trousers and a +single strap. He affected the country gentleman in his appearance. His +hat had a broad brim, and the ample pockets of his cut-away coat were +never destitute of agricultural produce, samples of beans or corn, which +he used to bite and chew even on 'Change, or a whip-lash, or balls for +horses: in fine, he was a good old country gentleman. If it was fine in +Threadneedle Street, he would say it was good weather for the hay; if it +rained, the country wanted rain; if it was frosty, "No hunting to-day, +Tomkins, my boy," and so forth. As he rode from Bryanstone Square to the +City you would take him--and he was pleased to be so taken--for a jolly +country squire. He was a better man of business than his more solemn and +stately brother, at whom he laughed in his jocular way; and he said +rightly, that a gentleman must get up very early in the morning who +wanted to take him in. + +The Colonel breaks into the sanctum of these worthy gentlemen; and each +receives him in a manner consonant with his peculiar nature. Sir Brian +regretted that Lady Anne was away from London, being at Brighton with the +children, who were all ill of the measles. Hobson said, "Maria can't +treat you to such good company as my lady could give you, but when will +you take a day and come and dine with us? Let's see, to-day's Wednesday; +to-morrow we've a party. No, we're engaged." He meant that his table was +full, and that he did not care to crowd it; but there was no use in +imparting this circumstance to the Colonel. "Friday, we dine at Judge +Budge's--queer name, Judge Budge, ain't it? Saturday, I'm going down to +Marblehead, to look after the hay. Come on Monday, Tom, and I'll +introduce you to the missus and the young 'uns." + +"I will bring Clive," says Colonel Newcome, rather disturbed at this +reception. "After his illness my sister-in-law was very kind to him." + +"No, hang it, don't bring boys; there's no good in boys; they stop the +talk downstairs, and the ladies don't want 'em in the drawing-room. Send +him to dine with the children on Sunday, if you like, and come along down +with me to Marblehead, and I'll show you such a crop of hay as will make +your eyes open. Are you fond of farming?" + +"I have not seen my boy for years," says the Colonel; "I had rather pass +Saturday and Sunday with him, if you please, and some day we will go to +Marblehead together." + +"Well, an offer's an offer. I don't know any pleasanter thing than +getting out of this confounded City and smelling the hedges, and looking +at the crops coming up, and passing the Sunday in quiet." And his own +tastes being thus agricultural, the honest gentleman thought that +everybody else must delight in the same recreation. + +"In the winter, I hope we shall see you at Newcome," says the elder +brother, blandly smiling. "I can't give you any tiger-shooting, but I'll +promise you that you shall find plenty of pheasants in our jungle," and +he laughed very gently at this mild sally. + +The Colonel gave him a queer look. "I shall be at Newcome before the +winter. I shall be there, please God, before many days are over." + +"Indeed!" says the Baronet, with an air of great surprise. "You are going +down to look at the cradle of our race. I believe the Newcomes were there +before the Conqueror. It was but a village in our grandfather's time, and +it is an immense flourishing town now, for which I hope to get--I expect +to get--a charter." + +"Do you?" says the Colonel. "I am going down there to see a relation." + +"A relation! What relatives have we there?" cries the Baronet. "My +children, with the exception of Barnes. Barnes, this is your uncle +Colonel Thomas Newcome. I have great pleasure, brother, in introducing +you to my eldest son." + +A fair-haired young gentleman, languid and pale, and arrayed in the very +height of fashion, made his appearance at this juncture in the parlour, +and returned Colonel Newcome's greeting with a smiling acknowledgment of +his own. "Very happy to see you, I'm sure," said the young man. "You find +London very much changed since you were here? Very good time to come--the +very full of the season." + +Poor Thomas Newcome was quite abashed by this strange reception. Here was +a man, hungry for affection, and one relation asked him to dinner next +Monday, and another invited him to shoot pheasants at Christmas. Here was +a beardless young sprig, who patronised him, and vouchsafed to ask him +whether he found London was changed. + +"I don't know whether it's changed," says the Colonel, biting his nails; +"I know it's not what I expected to find it." + +"To-day it's really as hot as I should thing it must be in India," says +young Mr. Barnes Newcome. + +"Hot!" says the Colonel, with a grin. "It seems to me you are all cool +enough here." + +"Just what Sir Thomas de Boots said, sir," says Barnes, turning round to +his father. "Don't you remember when he came home from Bombay? I +recollect his saying, at Lady Featherstone's, one dooced hot night, as it +seemed to us; I recklect his saying that he felt quite cold. Did you know +him in India, Colonel Newcome? He's liked at the Horse Guards, but he's +hated in his regiment." + +Colonel Newcome here growled a wish regarding the ultimate fate of Sir +Thomas de Boots, which we trust may never be realised by that +distinguished cavalry officer. + +"My brother says he's going to Newcome, Barnes, next week," said the +Baronet, wishing to make the conversation more interesting to the newly +arrived Colonel. "He was saying so just when you came in, and I was +asking him what took him there?" + +"Did you ever hear of Sarah Mason?" says the Colonel. + +"Really, I never did," the Baronet answered. + +"Sarah Mason? No, upon my word, I don't think I ever did, said the young +man. + +"Well, that's a pity too," the Colonel said, with a sneer. "Mrs. Mason is +a relation of yours--at least by marriage. She is my aunt or cousin--I +used to call her aunt, and she and my father and mother all worked in the +same mill at Newcome together." + +"I remember--God bless my soul--I remember now!" cried the Baronet. "We +pay her forty pound a year on your account--don't you know, brother? Look +to Colonel Newcome's account--I recollect the name quite well. But I +thought she had been your nurse, and--and an old servant of my father's." + +"So she was my nurse, and an old servant of my father's," answered the +Colonel. "But she was my mother's cousin too and very lucky was my mother +to have such a servant, or to have a servant at all. There is not in the +whole world a more faithful creature or a better woman." + +Mr. Hobson rather enjoyed his brother's perplexity, and to see when the +Baronet rode the high horse, how he came down sometimes, "I am sure it +does you very great credit," gasped the courtly head of the firm, "to +remember a--a humble friend and connexion of our father's so well." + +"I think, brother, you might have recollected her too," the Colonel +growled out. His face was blushing; he was quite angry and hurt at what +seemed to him Sir Brian's hardness of heart. + +"Pardon me if I don't see the necessity," said Sir Brian. "I have no +relationship with Mrs. Mason, and do not remember ever having seen her. +Can I do anything for you, brother? Can I be useful to you in any way? +Pray command me and Barnes here, who after City hours will be delighted +if he can be serviceable to you--I am nailed to this counter all the +morning, and to the House of Commons all night;--I will be with you in +one moment, Mr. Quilter. Good-bye, my dear Colonel. How well India has +agreed with you! how young you look! the hot winds are nothing to what we +endure in Parliament.--Hobson," in a low voice, "you saw about that h'm, +that power of attorney--and h'm and h'm will call here at twelve about +that h'm.--I am sorry I must say good-bye--it seems so hard after not +meeting for so many years." + +"Very," says the Colonel. + +"Mind and send for me whenever you want me, now." + +"Oh, of course," said the elder brother, and thought when will that ever +be! + +"Lady Anne will be too delighted at hearing of your arrival. Give my love +to Clive--a remarkable fine boy, Clive--good morning:" and the Baronet +was gone, and his bald head might presently be seen alongside of Mr. +Quilter's confidential grey poll, both of their faces turned into an +immense ledger. + +Mr. Hobson accompanied the Colonel to the door, and shook him cordially +by the hand as he got into his cab. The man asked whither be should +drive? and poor Newcome hardly knew where he was or whither he should go. +"Drive! a--oh--ah--damme, drive me anywhere away from this place!" was +all he could say; and very likely the cabman thought he was a +disappointed debtor who had asked in vain to renew a bill. In fact, +Thomas Newcome had overdrawn his little account. There was no such +balance of affection in that bank of his brothers, as the simple creature +had expected to find there. + +When he was gone, Sir Brian went back to his parlour, where sate young +Barnes perusing the paper. "My revered uncle seems to have brought back a +quantity of cayenne pepper from India, sir," he said to his father. + +"He seems a very kind-hearted simple man," the Baronet said "eccentric, +but he has been more than thirty years away from home. Of course you will +call upon him to-morrow morning. Do everything you can to make him +comfortable. Whom would he like to meet at dinner? I will ask some of the +Direction. Ask him, Barnes, for next Wednesday or Saturday--no; Saturday +I dine with the Speaker. But see that every attention is paid him." + +"Does he intend to have our relation up to town, sir? I should like to +meet Mrs. Mason of all things. A venerable washerwoman, I daresay, or +perhaps keeps a public-house," simpered out young Barnes. + +"Silence, Barnes; you jest at everything, you young men do--you do. +Colonel Newcome's affection for his old nurse does him the greatest +honour," said the Baronet, who really meant what he said. + +"And I hope my mother will have her to stay a good deal at Newcome. I'm +sure she must have been a washerwoman, and mangled my uncle in early +life. His costume struck me with respectful astonishment. He disdains the +use of straps to his trousers, and is seemingly unacquainted with gloves. +If he had died in India, would my late aunt have had to perish on a +funeral pile?" Here Mr. Quilter, entering with a heap of bills, put an +end to these sarcastic remarks, and young Newcome, applying himself to +his business (of which he was a perfect master), forgot about his uncle +till after City hours, when he entertained some young gentlemen of Bays's +Club with an account of his newly arrived relative. + +Towards the City, whither he wended his way whatever had been the ball or +the dissipation of the night before, young Barnes Newcome might be seen +walking every morning, resolutely and swiftly, with his neat umbrella. As +he passed Charing Cross on his way westwards, his little boots trailed +slowly over the pavement, his head hung languid (bending lower still, and +smiling with faded sweetness as he doffed his hat and saluted a passing +carriage), his umbrella trailed after him. Not a dandy on all the Pall +Mall pavement seemed to have less to do than he. + +Heavyside, a large young officer of the household troops--old Sir Thomas +de Boots--and Horace Fogey, whom every one knows--are in the window of +Bays's, yawning as widely as that window itself. Horses under the charge +of men in red jackets are pacing up and down St. James's Street. Cabmen +on the stand are regaling with beer. Gentlemen with grooms behind them +pass towards the Park. Great dowager barouches roll along emblazoned with +coronets, and driven by coachmen in silvery wigs. Wistful provincials +gaze in at the clubs. Foreigners chatter and show their teeth, and look +at the ladies in the carriages, and smoke and spit refreshingly round +about. Policeman X slouches along the pavement. It is five o'clock, the +noon in Pall Mall. + +"Here's little Newcome coming," says Mr. Horace Fogey. "He and the +muffin-man generally make their appearance in public together." + +"Dashed little prig," says Sir Thomas de Boots, "why the dash did they +ever let him in here? If I hadn't been in India, by dash--he should have +been blackballed twenty times over, by dash." Only Sir Thomas used words +far more terrific than dash, for this distinguished cavalry officer swore +very freely. + +"He amuses me; he's such a mischievous little devil," says good-natured +Charley Heavyside. + +"It takes very little to amuse you," remarks Fogey. + +"You don't, Fogey," answers Charley. "I know every one of your demd old +stories, that are as old as my grandmother. How-dy-do, Barney?" (Enter +Barnes Newcome.) "How are the Three per Cents, you little beggar? I wish +you'd do me a bit of stiff; and just tell your father, if I may overdraw +my account I'll vote with him--hanged if I don't." + +Barnes orders absinthe-and-water, and drinks: Heavyside resuming his +elegant raillery. "I say, Barney, your name's Barney, and you're a +banker. You must be a little Jew, hey? Vell, how mosh vill you to my +little pill for?" + +"Do hee-haw in the House of Commons, Heavyside," says the young man with +a languid air. "That's your place: you're returned for it." (Captain the +Honourable Charles Heavyside is a member of the legislature, and eminent +in the House for asinine imitations which delight his own, and confuse +the other party.) "Don't bray here. I hate the shop out of shop hours." + +"Dash the little puppy," growls Sir de Boots, swelling in his waistband. + +"What do they say about the Russians in the City?" says Horace Fogey, who +has been in the diplomatic service. "Has the fleet left Cronstadt, or has +it not?" + +"How should I know?" asks Barney. "Ain't it all in the evening paper?" + +"That is very uncomfortable news from India, General," resumes Fogey-- +"there's Lady Doddington's carriage, how well she looks--that movement of +Runjeet-Singh on Peshawur: that fleet on the Irrawaddy. It looks doocid +queer, let me tell you, and Penguin is not the man to be Governor-General +of India in a time of difficulty." + +"And Hustler's not the man to be Commander-in-Chief: dashder old fool +never lived: a dashed old psalm-singing, blundering old woman," says Sir +Thomas, who wanted the command himself. + +"You ain't in the psalm-singing line, Sir Thomas," says Mr. Barnes; +"quite the contrary." In fact, Sir de Boots in his youth used to sing +with the Duke of York, and even against Captain Costigan, but was beaten +by that superior bacchanalian artist. + +Sir Thomas looks as if to ask what the dash is that to you? but wanting +still to go to India again, and knowing how strong the Newcomes are in +Leadenhall Street, he thinks it necessary to be civil to the young cub, +and swallows his wrath once more into his waistband. + +"I've got an uncle come home from India--upon my word I have," says +Barnes Newcome. "That is why I am so exhausted. I am going to buy him a +pair of gloves, number fourteen--and I want a tailor for him--not a young +man's tailor. Fogey's tailor rather. I'd take my father's; but he has all +his things made in the country--all--in the borough, you know--he's a +public man." + +"Is Colonel Newcome, of the Bengal Cavalry, your uncle?" asks Sir Thomas +de Boots. + +"Yes; will you come and meet him at dinner next Wednesday week, Sir +Thomas? and, Fogey, you come; you know you like a good dinner. You don't +know anything against my uncle, do you, Sir Thomas? Have I any +Brahminical cousins? Need we be ashamed of him?" + +"I tell you what, young man, if you were more like him it wouldn't hurt +you. He's an odd man; they call him Don Quixote in India; I suppose +you've read Don Quixote?" + +"Never heard of it, upon my word; and why do you wish I should be more +like him? I don't wish to be like him at all, thank you." + +"Why, because he is one of the bravest officers that ever lived," roared +out the old soldier. "Because he's one of the kindest fellows; because he +gives himself no dashed airs, although he has reason to be proud if he +chose. That's why, Mr. Newcome." + +"A topper for you, Barney, my boy," remarks Charles Heavyside, as the +indignant General walks away gobbling and red. Barney calmly drinks the +remains of his absinthe. + +"I don't know what that old muff means," he says innocently, when he has +finished his bitter draught. "He's always flying out at me, the old +turkey-cock. He quarrels with my play at whist, the old idiot, and can no +more play than an old baby. He pretends to teach me billiards, and I'll +give him fifteen in twenty and beat his old head off. Why do they let +such fellows into clubs? Let's have a game at piquet till dinner, +Heavyside. Hallo! That's my uncle, that tall man with the mustachios and +the short trousers, walking with that boy of his. I dare say they are +going to dine in Covent Garden, and going to the play. How-dy-do, +Nunky?"--and so the worthy pair went up to the card-room, where they sate +at piquet until the hour of sunset and dinner arrived. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +In which Mr. Clive's School-days are over + + +Our good Colonel had luckily to look forward to a more pleasant meeting +with his son, than that unfortunate interview with his other near +relatives. He dismissed his cab at Ludgate Hill, and walked thence by the +dismal precincts of Newgate, and across the muddy pavement of Smithfield, +on his way back to the old school where his son was, a way which he had +trodden many a time in his own early days. There was Cistercian Street, +and the Red Cow of his youth: there was the quaint old Grey Friars +Square, with its blackened trees and garden, surrounded by ancient houses +of the build of the last century, now slumbering like pensioners in the +sunshine. + +Under the great archway of the hospital he could look at the old Gothic +building: and a black-gowned pensioner or two crawling over the quiet +square, or passing from one dark arch to another. The boarding-houses of +the school were situated in the square, hard by the more ancient +buildings of the hospital. A great noise of shouting, crying, clapping +forms and cupboards, treble voices, bass voices, poured out of the +schoolboys' windows: their life, bustle, and gaiety contrasted strangely +with the quiet of those old men creeping along in their black gowns under +the ancient arches yonder, whose struggle of life was over, whose hope +and noise and bustle had sunk into that grey calm. There was Thomas +Newcome arrived at the middle of life, standing between the shouting boys +and the tottering seniors, and in a situation to moralise upon both, had +not his son Clive, who has espied him from within Mr. Hopkinson's, or let +us say at once Hopkey's house, come jumping down the steps to greet his +sire. Clive was dressed in his very best; not one of those four hundred +young gentlemen had a better figure, a better tailor, or a neater boot. +Schoolfellows, grinning through the bars, envied him as he walked away; +senior boys made remarks on Colonel Newcome's loose clothes and long +mustachios, his brown hands and unbrushed hat. The Colonel was smoking a +cheroot as he walked; and the gigantic Smith, the cock of the school, who +happened to be looking majestically out of window, was pleased to say +that he thought Newcome's governor was a fine manly-looking fellow. + +"Tell me about your uncles, Clive," said the Colonel, as they walked on +arm in arm. + +"What about them, sir?" asks the boy. "I don't think I know much." + +"You have been to stay with them. You wrote about them. Were they kind to +you?" + +"Oh, yes, I suppose they are very kind. They always tipped me: only you +know when I go there I scarcely ever see them. Mr. Newcome asks me the +oftenest--two or three times a quarter when he's in town, and gives me a +sovereign regular." + +"Well, he must see you to give you the sovereign," says Clive's father, +laughing. + +The boy blushed rather. + +"Yes. When it's time to go back to Smithfield on a Sunday night, I go +into the dining-room to shake hands, and he gives it me; but he don't +speak to me much, you know, and I don't care about going to Bryanstone +Square, except for the tip, of course that's important, because I am made +to dine with the children, and they are quite little ones; and a great +cross French governess, who is always crying and shrieking after them, +and finding fault with them. My uncle generally has his dinner-parties on +Saturday, or goes out; and aunt gives me ten shillings and sends me to +the play; that's better fun than a dinner-party." Here the lad blushed +again. "I used," says he, "when I was younger, to stand on the stairs and +prig things out of the dishes when they came out from dinner, but I'm +past that now. Maria (that's my cousin) used to take the sweet things and +give 'em to the governess. Fancy! she used to put lumps of sugar into her +pocket and eat them in the schoolroom! Uncle Hobson don't live in such +good society as Uncle Newcome. You see, Aunt Hobson, she's very kind, you +know, and all that, but I don't think she's what you call comme il faut." + +"Why, how are you to judge?" asks the father, amused at the lad's candid +prattle, "and where does the difference lie?" + +"I can't tell you what it is, or how it is," the boy answered, "only one +can't help seeing the difference. It isn't rank and that; only somehow +there are some men gentlemen and some not, and some women ladies and some +not. There's Jones now, the fifth form master, every man sees he's a +gentleman, though he wears ever so old clothes; and there's Mr. Brown, +who oils his hair, and wears rings, and white chokers--my eyes! such +white chokers!--and yet we call him the handsome snob! And so about Aunt +Maria, she's very handsome and she's very finely dressed, only somehow +she's not--she's not the ticket, you see." + +"Oh, she's not the ticket," says the Colonel, much amused. + +"Well, what I mean is--but never mind," says the boy. "I can't tell you +what I mean. I don't like to make fun of her, you know, for after all, +she is very kind to me; but Aunt Anne is different, and it seems as if +what she says is more natural; and though she has funny ways of her own +too, yet somehow she looks grander,"--and here the lad laughed again. +"And do you know, I often think that as good a lady as Aunt Anne herself, +is old Aunt Honeyman at Brighton--that is, in all essentials, you know. +For she is not proud, and she is not vain, and she never says an unkind +word behind anybody's back, and she does a deal of kindness to the poor +without appearing to crow over them, you know; and she is not a bit +ashamed of letting lodgings, or being poor herself, as sometimes I think +some of our family----" + +"I thought we were going to speak no ill of them?" says the Colonel, +smiling. + +"Well, it only slipped out unawares," says Clive, laughing; "but at +Newcome when they go on about the Newcomes, and that great ass, Barnes +Newcome, gives himself his airs, it makes me die of laughing. That time I +went down to Newcome, I went to see old Aunt Sarah, and she told me +everything, and showed me the room where my grandfather--you know; and do +you know I was a little hurt at first, for I thought we were swells till +then. And when I came back to school, where perhaps I had been giving +myself airs, and bragging about Newcome, why, you know, I thought it was +right to tell the fellows." + +"That's a man," said the Colonel, with delight; though had he said, +"That's a boy," he had spoken more correctly. Indeed, how many men do we +know in the world without caring to know who their fathers were? and how +many more who wisely do not care to tell us? "That's a man," cries the +Colonel; "never be ashamed of your father, Clive." + +"Ashamed of my father!" says Clive, looking up to him, and walking on as +proud as a peacock. "I say," the lad resumed, after a pause-- + +"Say what you say," said the father. + +"Is that all true what's in the Peerage--in the Baronetage, about Uncle +Newcome and Newcome; about the Newcome who was burned at Smithfield; +about the one that was at the battle of Bosworth; and the old old Newcome +who was bar--that is, who was surgeon to Edward the Confessor, and was +killed at Hastings? I am afraid it isn't; and yet I should like it to be +true." + +"I think every man would like to come of an ancient and honourable race," +said the Colonel, in his honest way. "As you like your father to be an +honourable man, why not your grandfather, and his ancestors before him? +But if we can't inherit a good name, at least we can do our best to leave +one, my boy; and that is an ambition which, please God, you and I will +both hold by." + +With this simple talk the old and young gentleman beguiled their way, +until they came into the western quarter of the town, where the junior +member of the firm of Newcome Brothers had his house--a handsome and +roomy mansion in Bryanstone Square. Colonel Newcome was bent on paying a +visit to his sister-in-law, and as he knocked at the door, where the pair +were kept waiting some little time, he could remark through the opened +windows of the dining-room, that a great table was laid and every +preparation made for a feast. + +"My brother said he was engaged to dinner to-day," said the Colonel. +"Does Mrs. Newcome give parties when he is away?" + +"She invites all the company," answered Clive. "My uncle never asks any +one without aunt's leave." + +The Colonel's countenance fell. He has a great dinner, and does not ask +his own brother! Newcome thought. Why, if he had come to me in India with +all his family, he might have stayed for a year, and I should have been +offended if he had gone elsewhere. + +A hot menial, in a red waistcoat, came and opened the door; and without +waiting for preparatory queries, said, "Not at home." + +"It's my father, John," said Clive; "my aunt will see Colonel Newcome." + +"Missis not at home," said the man. "Missis is gone in carriage--Not at +this door!-Take them things down the area steps, young man!" bawls out +the domestic. This latter speech was addressed to a pastrycook's boy, +with a large sugar temple and many conical papers containing delicacies +for dessert. "Mind the hice is here in time; or there'll be a blow-up +with your governor,"--and John struggled back, closing the door on the +astonished Colonel. + +"Upon my life, they actually shut the door in our faces," said the poor +gentleman. + +"The man is very busy, sir. There's a great dinner. I'm sure my aunt +would not refuse you," Clive interposed. "She is very kind. I suppose +it's different here to what it is in India. here are the children in the +square,--those are the girls in blue,--that's the French governess, the +one with the mustachios and the yellow parasol. How d'ye do, Mary? How +d'ye do, Fanny? This is my father,--this is your uncle." + +"Mesdemoiselles! Je vous ddfends de parler a qui que ce soit hors du +squar!" screams out the lady of the mustachios; and she strode forward to +call back her young charges. + +The Colonel addressed her in very good French. "I hope you will permit me +to make acquaintance with my nieces," he said, "and with their +instructress, of whom my son has given me such a favourable account." + +"Hem!" said Mademoiselle Lebrun, remembering the last fight she and Clive +had had together, and a portrait of herself (with enormous whiskers) +which the young scapegrace had drawn. "Monsieur is very good. But one +cannot too early inculcate retenue and decorum to young ladies in a +country where demoiselles seem for ever to forget that they are young +ladies of condition. I am forced to keep the eyes of lynx upon these +young persons, otherwise heaven knows what would come to them. Only +yesterday, my back is turned for a moment, I cast my eyes on a book, +having but little time for literature, monsieur--for literature, which I +adore--when a cry makes itself to hear. I turn myself, and what do I see? +Mesdemoiselles, your nieces, playing at criquette, with the Messieurs +Smees--sons of Doctor Smees--young galopins, monsieur!" All this was +shrieked with immense volubility and many actions of the hand and parasol +across the square-railings to the amused Colonel, at whom the little +girls peered through the bars. + +"Well, my dears, I should like to have a game at cricket with you, too," +says the kind gentleman, reaching them each a brown hand. + +"You, monsieur, c'est different--a man of your age! Salute monsieur, your +uncle, mesdemoiselles. You conceive, monsieur, that I also must be +cautious when I speak to a man so distinguished in a public squar." And +she cast down her great eyes and hid those radiant orbs from the Colonel. + +Meanwhile, Colonel Newcome, indifferent to the direction which Miss +Lebrun's eyes took, whether towards his hat or his boots, was surveying +his little nieces with that kind expression which his face always wore +when it was turned towards children. "Have you heard of your uncle in +India?" he asked them. + +"No," says Maria. + +"Yes," says Fanny. "You know mademoiselle said" (mademoiselle at this +moment was twittering her fingers, and, as it were, kissing them in the +direction of a grand barouche that was advancing along the Square)--"you +know mademoiselle said that if we were mechantes we should be sent to our +uncle in India. I think I should like to go with you." + +"O you silly child!" cries Maria. + +"Yes I should, if Clive went too," says little Fanny. + +"Behold madam, who arrives from her promenade!" Miss Lebrun exclaimed; +and, turning round, Colonel Newcome had the satisfaction of beholding, +for the first time, his sister-in-law. + +A stout lady, with fair hair and a fine bonnet and pelisse (who knows +what were the fine bonnets and pelisses of the year 183-?), was reclining +in the barouche, the scarlet-plush integuments of her domestics blazing +before and behind her. A pretty little foot was on the cushion opposite +to her; feathers waved in her bonnet; a book was in her lap; an oval +portrait of a gentleman reposed on her voluminous bosom. She wore another +picture of two darling heads, with pink cheeks and golden hair, on one of +her wrists, with many more chains, bracelets, bangles, and knick-knacks. +A pair of dirty gloves marred the splendour of this appearance; a heap of +books from the library strewed the back seat of the carriage, and showed +that her habits were literary. Springing down from his station behind his +mistress, the youth clad in the nether garments of red sammit discharged +thunderclaps on the door of Mrs. Newcome's house, announcing to the whole +Square that his mistress had returned to her abode. Since the fort +saluted the Governor-General at ------, Colonel Newcome had never heard +such a cannonading. + +Clive, with a queer twinkle of his eyes, ran towards his aunt. + +She bent over the carriage languidly towards him. She liked him. "What, +you, Clive?" she said. "How come you away from school of a Thursday, +sir?" + +"It is a holiday," says he. "My father is come; and he is come to see +you." + +She bowed her head with an expression of affable surprise and majestic +satisfaction. "Indeed, Clive!" she was good enough to exclaim and with an +air which seemed to say, "Let him come up and be presented to me." The +honest gentleman stepped forward and took off his hat and bowed, and +stood bareheaded. She surveyed him blandly, and with infinite grace put +forward one of the pudgy little hands in one of the dirty gloves. Can you +fancy a twopenny-halfpenny baroness of King Francis's time patronising +Bayard? Can you imagine Queen Guinever's lady's-maid's lady's maid being +affable to Sir Lancelot? I protest there is nothing like the virtue of +English women. + +"You have only arrived to-day, and you came to see me? That was very +kind. N'est-ce pas que c'etoit bong de Mouseer le Collonel, mademoiselle? +Madamaselle Lebrun, le Collonel Newcome, mong frere." (In a whisper, "My +children's governess and my friend, a most superior woman.") "Was it not +kind of Colonel Newcome to come to see me? Have you had a pleasant +voyage? Did you come by St. Helena? Oh, how I envy you seeing the tomb of +that great man! Nous parlong de Napolleong, mademoiselle, dong voter pere +a ete le General favvory." + +"O Dieu! que n'ai je pu le voir," interjaculates mademoiselle. "Lui dont +parle l'univers, dont mon pere m'a si souvent parle!" but this remark +passes quite unnoticed by mademoiselle's friend, who continues: + +"Clive, donnez-moi voter bras. These are two of my girls. My boys are at +school. I shall be so glad to introduce them to their uncle. This naughty +boy might never have seen you, but that we took him home to Marblehead, +after the scarlet fever, and made him well, didn't we, Clive? And we are +all very fond of him, and you must not be jealous of his love for his +aunt. We feel that we quite know you through him, and we know that you +know us, and we hope you will like us. Do you think your pa will like us, +Clive? Or perhaps you will like Lady Anne best? Yes; you have been to her +first, of course? Not been? Oh! because she is not in town." Leaning +fondly on the arm of Clive, mademoiselle standing grouped with the +children hard by while John, with his hat off, stood at the opened door, +Mr Newcome slowly uttered the above remarkable remarks to the Colonel, on +the threshold of her house, which she never asked him to pass. + +"If you will come in to us at about ten this evening," she then said, +"you will find some men, not undistinguished, who honour me of an +evening. Perhaps they will be interesting to you, Colonel Newcome, as you +are newly arrived in Europe. Not men of worldly rank, necessarily, +although some of them are amongst the noblest of Europe. But my maxim is, +that genius is an illustration, and merit is better than any pedigree. +You have heard of Professor Bodgers? Count Poski? Doctor McGuffog, who is +called in his native country the Ezekiel of Clackmannan? Mr. Shaloony, +the great Irish patriot? our papers have told you of him. These and some +more I have been good enough to promise me a visit to-night. A stranger +coming to London could scarcely have a better opportunity of seeing some +of our great illustrations of science and literature. And you will meet +our own family--not Sir Brian's, who--who have other society and +amusements--but mine. I hope Mr. Newcome and myself will never forget +them. We have a few friends at dinner, and now I must go in and consult +with Mrs. Hubbard, my housekeeper. Good-bye for the present. Mind, not +later than ten, as Mr. Newcome must be up betimes in the morning, and our +parties break up early. When Clive is a little older, I dare say we shall +see him, too. Good-bye!" And again the Colonel was favoured with a shake +of the glove, and the lady and her suite sailed up the stair, and passed +in at the door. + +She had not the faintest idea but that the hospitality which she was +offering to her kinsman was of the most cordial and pleasant kind. She +fancied everything she did was perfectly right and graceful. She invited +her husband's clerks to come through the rain at ten o'clock from Kentish +Town; she asked artists to bring their sketch-books from Kensington, or +luckless pianists to trudge with their music from Brompton. She rewarded +them with a smile and a cup of tea, and thought they were made happy by +her condescension. If, after two or three of these delightful evenings, +they ceased to attend her receptions, she shook her little flaxen head, +and sadly intimated that Mr. A. was getting into bad courses, or feared +that Mr. B. found merely intellectual parties too quiet for him. Else, +what young man in his senses could refuse such entertainment and +instruction? + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +Mrs. Newcome at Home (a Small Early Party) + + +To push on in the crowd, every male or female struggler must use his +shoulders. If a better place than yours presents itself just beyond your +neighbour, elbow him and take it. Look how a steadily purposed man or +woman at court, at a ball, or exhibition, wherever there is a competition +and a squeeze, gets the best place; the nearest the sovereign, if bent on +kissing the royal hand; the closest to the grand stand, if minded to go +to Ascot; the best view and hearing of the Rev. Mr. Thumpington, when all +the town is rushing to hear that exciting divine; the largest quantity of +ice, champagne, and seltzer, cold pate, or other his or her favourite +flesh-pot, if gluttonously minded, at a supper whence hundreds of people +come empty away. A woman of the world will marry her daughter and have +done with her; get her carriage and be at home and asleep in bed; whilst +a timid mamma has still her girl in the nursery, or is beseeching the +servants in the cloakroom to look for her shawls, with which some one +else has whisked away an hour ago. What a man has to do in society is to +assert himself. Is there a good place at table? Take it. At the Treasury +or the Home Office? Ask for it. Do you want to go to a party to which you +are not invited? Ask to be asked. Ask A., ask B., ask Mrs. C., ask +everybody you know: you will be thought a bore; but you will have your +way. What matters if you are considered obtrusive, provided that you +obtrude? By pushing steadily, nine hundred and ninety-nine people in a +thousand will yield to you. Only command persons, and you may be pretty +sure that a good number will obey. How well your money will have been +laid out, O gentle reader, who purchase this; and, taking the maxim to +heart, follow it through life! You may be sure of success. If your +neighbour's foot obstructs you, stamp on it; and do you suppose he won't +take it away? + +The proofs of the correctness of the above remarks I show in various +members of the Newcome family. Here was a vulgar little woman, not clever +nor pretty, especially; meeting Mr. Newcome casually, she ordered him to +marry her, and he obeyed; as he obeyed her in everything else which she +chose to order through life. Meeting Colonel Newcome on the steps of her +house, she orders him to come to her evening party; and though he has not +been to an evening party for five-and-thirty years--though he has not +been to bed the night before--though he has no mufti-coat except one sent +him out by Messrs. Stultz to India in the year 1821--he never once thinks +of disobeying Mrs. Newcome's order, but is actually at her door at five +minutes past ten, having arrayed himself to the wonderment of Clive, and +left the boy to talk with his friend and fellow-passenger, Mr. Binnie, +who has just arrived from Portsmouth, who has dined with him, and who, by +previous arrangement, has taken up his quarters at the same hotel. + +This Stultz coat, a blue swallow-tail, with yellow buttons, now wearing a +tinge of their native copper, a very high velvet collar on a level with +the tips of the Captain's ears, with a high waist, indicated by two +lapelles, and a pair of buttons high up in the wearer's back, a white +waistcoat and scarlet under-waistcoat, and a pair of the never-failing +duck trousers, complete Thomas Newcome's costume, along with the white +hat in which we have seen him in the morning, and which was one of two +dozen purchased by him some years since at public outcry, Burrumtollah. +We have called him Captain purposely, while speaking of his coat, for he +held that rank when the garment came out to him; and having been in the +habit of considering it a splendid coat for twelve years past, he has not +the least idea of changing his opinion. + +The Doctor McGuffog, Professor Bodgers, Count Poski, and all the lions +present at Mrs. Newcome's reunion that evening, were completely eclipsed +by Colonel Newcome. The worthy soul, who cared not the least about +adorning himself, had a handsome diamond brooch of the year 1801--given +him by poor Jack Cutler, who was knocked over by his side at Argaum--and +wore this ornament in his desk for a thousand days and nights at a time; +in his shirt-frill, on such parade evenings as he considered Mrs. +Newcome's to be. The splendour of this jewel, and of his flashing +buttons, caused all eyes to turn to him. There were many pairs of +mustachios present, those of Professor Schnurr, a very corpulent martyr, +just escaped from Spandau, and of Maximilien Tranchard, French exile and +apostle of liberty, were the only whiskers in the room capable of vying +in interest with Colonel Newcome's. Polish chieftains were at this time +so common in London, that nobody (except one noble Member for Marylebone, +once a year, the Lord Mayor) took any interest in them. The general +opinion was, that the stranger was the Wallachian Boyar, whose arrival at +Mivart's the Morning Post had just announced. Mrs. Miles, whose delicious +every other Wednesdays in Montague Square are supposed by some to be +rival entertainments to Mrs. Newcome's alternate Thursdays in Bryanstone +Square, pinched her daughter Mira, engaged in a polyglot conversation +with Herr Schnurr, nor Carabossi, the guitarist, and Monsieur Pivier, the +celebrated French chess-player, to point out the Boyar. Mira Miles wished +she knew a little Moldavian, not so much that she might speak it, but +that she might be heard to speak it. Mrs. Miles, who had not had the +educational advantages of her daughter, simpered up with "Madame Newcome +pas ici--votre excellence nouvellement arrive--avez-vous fait ung bong +voyage? Je recois chez moi Mercredi prochaing; lonnure de vous voir-- +Madamasel Miles ma fille;" and, Mira, now reinforcing her mamma, poured +in a glib little oration in French, somewhat to the astonishment of the +Colonel, who began to think, however, that perhaps French was the +language of the polite world, into which he was now making his very first +entree. + +Mrs. Newcome had left her place at the door of her drawing-room, to walk +through her rooms with Rummun Loll, the celebrated Indian merchant, +otherwise His Excellency Rummun Loll, otherwise his Highness Rummun Loll, +the chief proprietor of the diamond-mines in Golconda, with a claim of +three millions and a-half upon the East India Company--who smoked his +hookah after dinner when the ladies were gone, and in whose honour (for +his servants always brought a couple or more of hookahs with them) many +English gentlemen made themselves sick, while trying to emulate the same +practice. Mr. Newcome had been obliged to go to bed himself in +consequence of the uncontrollable nausea produced by the chillum; and +Doctor McGuffog, in hopes of converting His Highness, had puffed his till +he was as black in the face as the interesting Indian--and now, having +hung on his arm--always in the dirty gloves--flirting a fan whilst His +Excellency consumed betel out of a silver box; and having promenaded him +and his turban, and his shawls, and his kincab pelisse, and his lacquered +moustache, and keen brown face; and opal eyeballs, through her rooms, the +hostess came back to her station at the drawing-room door. + +As soon as His Excellency saw the Colonel, whom he perfectly well knew, +His Highness's princely air was exchanged for one of the deepest +humility. He bowed his head and put his two hands before his eyes, and +came creeping towards him submissively, to the wonderment of Mrs. Miles; +who was yet more astonished when the Moldavian magnate exclaimed in +perfectly good English, "What, Rummun, you here?" + +The Rummun, still bending and holding his hands before him, uttered a +number of rapid sentences in the Hindustani language, which Colonel +Newcome received twirling his mustachios with much hauteur. He turned on +his heel rather abruptly and began to speak to Mrs. Newcome, who smiled +and thanked him for coming on his first night after his return. + +The Colonel said, "To whose house should he first come but to his +brother's?" How Mrs. Newcome wished she could have had room for him at +dinner! And there was room after all, for Mr. Shaloony was detained at +the House. The most interesting conversation. The Indian Prince was so +intelligent! + +"The Indian what?" asks Colonel Newcome. The heathen gentleman had gone +off, and was seated by one of the handsomest young women in the room, +whose fair face was turned towards him, whose blond ringlets touched his +shoulder, and who was listening to him as eagerly as Desdemona listened +to Othello. + +The Colonel's rage was excited as he saw the Indian's behaviour. He +curled his mustachios up to his eyes in his wrath. "You don't mean that +that man calls himself a Prince? That a fellow who wouldn't sit down in +an officer's presence is----" + +"How do you do, Mr. Honeyman?--Eh, bong soir, Monsieur--You are very +late, Mr. Pressly.--What, Barnes! is it possible that you do me the +honour to come all the way from Mayfair to Marylebone? I thought you +young men of fashion never crossed Oxford Street. Colonel Newcome, this +is your nephew." + +"How do you do, sir?" says Barnes, surveying the Colonel's costume with +inward wonder, but without the least outward manifestation of surprise. +"I suppose you dined here to meet the black Prince. I came to ask him and +my uncle to meet you at dinner on Wednesday. Where's my uncle, ma'am?" + +"Your uncle is gone to bed ill. He smoked one of those hookahs which the +Prince brings, and it has made him very unwell indeed, Barnes. How is +Lady Anne? Is Lord Kew in London? Is your sister better for Brighton air? +I see your cousin is appointed Secretary of Legation. Have you good +accounts of your aunt Lady Fanny?" + +"Lady Fanny is as well as can be expected, and the baby is going on +perfectly well, thank you," Barnes said drily; and his aunt, obstinately +gracious with him, turned away to some other new comet. + +"It's interesting, isn't it, sir," says Barnes, turning to the Colonel, +"to see such union in families? Whenever I come here, my aunt trots out +all my relations; and I send a man round in the mornin to ask how they +all are. So Uncle Hobson is gone to bed sick with a hookah? I know there +was a deuce of a row made when I smoked at Marblehead. You are promised +to us for Wednesday, please. Is there anybody you would like to meet? Not +our friend the Rummun? How the girls crowd round him! By Gad, a fellow +who's rich in London may have the pick of any gal--not here--not in this +sort of thing; I mean in society, you know," says Barnes confidentially, +"I've seen the old dowagers crowdin round that fellow, and the girls +snugglin up to his india-rubber face. He's known to have two wives +already in India; but, by Gad, for a settlement, I believe some of 'em +here would marry--I mean of the girls in society." + +"But isn't this society?" asked the Colonel. + +"Oh, of course. It's very good society and that sort of thing--but it's +not, you know--you understand. I give you my honour there are not three +people in the room one meets anywhere, except the Rummun. What is he at +home, sir? I know he ain't a Prince, you know, any more than I am." + +"I believe he is a rich man now," said the Colonel. "He began from very +low beginnings, and odd stories are told about the origin of his +fortune." + +"That may be," says the young man; "of course, as businessmen, that's not +our affair. But has he got the fortune? He keeps a large account with us; +and, I think, wants to have larger dealings with us still. As one of the +family we may ask you to stand by us, and tell us anything you know. My +father has asked him down to Newcome, and we've taken him up; wisely or +not I can't say. I think otherwise; but I'm quite young in the house, and +of course the elders have the chief superintendence." The young man of +business had dropped his drawl or his languor, and was speaking quite +unaffectedly; good-naturedly, and selfishly. Had you talked to him for a +week, you could not have made him understand the scorn and loathing with +which the Colonel regarded him. Here was a young fellow as keen as the +oldest curmudgeon; a lad with scarce a beard to his chin, that would +pursue his bond as rigidly as Shylock. "If he is like this at twenty, +what will he be at fifty?" groaned the Colonel. "I'd rather Clive were +dead than have him such a heartless woriding as this." And yet the young +man was not ungenerous, not untruth-telling, not unserviceable. He +thought his life was good enough. It was as good as that of other folks +he lived with. You don't suppose he had any misgivings, provided he was +in the City early enough in the morning; or slept badly, unless he +indulged too freely over-night; or twinges of conscience that his life +was misspent? He thought his life a most lucky and reputable one. He had +a share in a good business, and felt that he could increase it. Some day +he would marry a good match, with a good fortune; meanwhile he could take +his pleasure decorously, and sow his wild oats as some of the young +Londoners sow them, not broadcast after the fashion of careless +scatter-brained youth, but trimly and neatly, in quiet places, where the +crop can come up unobserved, and be taken in without bustle or scandal. +Barnes Newcome never missed going to church, or dressing for dinner. He +never kept a tradesman waiting for his money. He never drank too much, +except when other fellows did, and in good company. He never was late for +business, or huddled over his toilet, however brief had been his sleep, +or severe his headache. In a word, he was as scrupulously whited as any +sepulchre in the whole bills of mortality. + +Whilst young Barnes and his uncle were thus holding parley, a slim +gentleman of bland aspect, with a roomy forehead, or what his female +admirers called "a noble brow," and a neat white neckcloth tied with +clerical skill, was surveying Colonel Newcome through his shining +spectacles, and waiting for an opportunity to address him. The Colonel +remarked the eagerness with which the gentleman in black regarded him, +and asked Mr. Barnes who was the padre? Mr. Barnes turned his eyeglass +towards the spectacles, and said "he didn't know any more than the dead; +he didn't know two people in the room." The spectacles nevertheless made +the eyeglass a bow, of which the latter took no sort of cognisance. The +spectacles advanced; Mr. Newcome fell back with a peevish exclamation of +"Confound the fellow, what is he coming to speak to me for?" He did not +choose to be addressed by all sorts of persons in all houses. + +But he of the spectacles, with an expression of delight in his pale blue +eyes, and smiles dimpling his countenance, pressed onwards with +outstretched hands, and it was towards the Colonel he turned these smiles +and friendly salutations. "Did I hear aright, sir, from Mrs. Miles," he +said, "and have I the honour of speaking to Colonel Newcome?" + +"The same, sir," says the Colonel; at which the other, tearing off a +glove of lavender-coloured kid, uttered the words, "Charles Honeyman," +and seized the hand of his brother-in-law. "My poor sister's husband," he +continued; "my own benefactor; Clive's father. How strange are these +meetings in the mighty world! How I rejoice to see you, and know you!" + +"You are Charles, are you?" cries the other. "I am very glad, indeed, to +shake you by the hand, Honeyman. Clive and I should have beat up your +quarters to-day, but we were busy until dinnertime. You put me in mind of +poor Emma, Charles," he added, sadly. Emma had not been a good wife to +him; a flighty silly little woman, who had caused him when alive many a +night of pain and day of anxiety. + +"Poor, poor Emma!" exclaimed the ecclesiastic, casting his eyes towards +the chandelier, and passing a white cambric pocket-handkerchief +gracefully before them. No man in London understood the ring business or +the pocket-handkerchief business better, or smothered his emotion more +beautifully. "In the gayest moments, in the giddiest throng of fashion, +the thoughts of the past will rise; the departed will be among us still. +But this is not the strain wherewith to greet the friend newly arrived on +our shores. How it rejoices me to behold you in old England! How you must +have joyed to see Clive!" + +"D--- the humbug," muttered Barnes, who knew him perfectly well. "The +fellow is always in the pulpit." + +The incumbent of Lady Whittlesea's chapel smiled and bowed to him. "You +do not recognise me, sir; I have had the honour of seeing you in your +public capacity in the City, when I have called at the bank, the bearer +of my brother-in-law's generous----" + +"Never mind that, Honeyman!" cried the Colonel. + +"But I do mind, my dear Colonel," answers Mr. Honeyman. "I should be a +very bad man, and a very ungrateful brother, if I ever forgot your +kindness." + +"For God's sake leave my kindness alone." + +"He'll never leave it alone as long as he can use it," muttered Mr. +Barnes in his teeth; and turning to his uncle, "May I take you home, sir? +my cab is at the door, and I shall be glad to drive you." But the Colonel +said he must talk to his brother-in-law for a while, and Mr. Barnes, +bowing very respectfully to him, slipped under a dowager's arm in the +doorway, and retreated silently downstairs. + +Newcome was now thrown entirely upon the clergyman, and the latter +described the personages present to the stranger, who was curious to know +how the party was composed. Mrs. Newcome herself would have been pleased +had she heard Honeyman's discourse regarding her guests and herself. +Charles Honeyman so spoke of most persons that you might fancy they were +listening over his shoulder. Such an assemblage of learning, genius, and +virtue, might well delight and astonish a stranger. "That lady in the red +turban, with the handsome daughters, is Lady Budge, wife of the eminent +judge of that name--everybody was astonished that he was not made Chief +Justice, and elevated to the Peerage--the only objection (as I have heard +confidentially) was on the part of a late sovereign, who said he never +could consent to have a peer of the name of Budge. Her ladyship was of +humble, I have heard even menial, station originally, but becomes her +present rank, dispenses the most elegant hospitality at her mansion in +Connaught Terrace, and is a pattern as a wife and a mother. The young man +talking to her daughter is a young barrister, already becoming celebrated +as a contributor to some of our principal reviews." + +"Who is that cavalry officer in a white waistcoat talking to the Jew with +the beard?" asks the Colonel. + +"He, he! That cavalry officer is another literary man of celebrity, and +by profession an attorney. But he has quitted the law for the Muses, and +it would appear that the Nine are never wooed except by gentlemen with +mustachios." + +"Never wrote a verse in my life," says the Colonel, laughing, and +stroking his own. + +"For I remark so many literary gentlemen with that decoration. The Jew +with the beard, as you call him, is Herr von Lungen, the eminent +hautboy-player. The three next gentlemen are Mr. Smee, of the Royal +Academy (who is shaved as you perceive), and Mr. Moyes and Mr. Cropper, +who are both very hairy about the chin. At the piano, singing, +accompanied by Mademoiselle Lebrun, is Signor Mezzocaldo, the great +barytone from Rome. Professor Quartz and Baron Hammerstein, celebrated +geologists from Germany, are talking with their illustrious confrere, Sir +Robert Craxton, in the door. Do you see yonder that stout gentleman with +stuff on his shirt? the eloquent Dr. McGuffog, of Edinburgh, talking to +Dr. Ettore, who lately escaped from the Inquisition at Rome in the +disguise of a washerwoman, after undergoing the question several times, +the rack and the thumbscrew. They say that he was to have been burned in +the Grand Square the next morning; but between ourselves, my dear +Colonel, I mistrust these stories of converts and martyrs. Did you ever +see a more jolly-looking man than Professor Schnurr, who was locked up in +Spielberg, and got out up a chimney, and through a window? Had he waited +a few months there are very few windows he could have passed through. +That splendid man in the red fez is Kurbash Pasha--another renegade, I +deeply lament to say--a hairdresser from Marseilles, by name Monsieur +Ferehaud, who passed into Egypt, and laid aside the tongs for a turban. +He is talking with Mr. Palmer, one of our most delightful young poets, +and with Desmond O'Tara, son of the late revered Bishop of Ballinafad, +who has lately quitted ours for the errors of the Church of Rome. Let me +whisper to you that your kinswoman is rather a searcher after what we +call here notabilities. I heard talk of one I knew in better days--of one +who was the comrade of my youth, and the delight of Oxford--poor Pidge of +Brasenose, who got the Newdigate in my third year, and who, under his +present name of Father Bartolo, was to have been here in his capuchin +dress, with a beard and bare feet; but I presume he could not get +permission from his Superior. That is Mr. Huff, the political economist, +talking with Mr. Macduff, the Member for Glenlivat. That is the coroner +for Middlesex conversing with the great surgeon Sir Cutler Sharp, and +that pretty laughing girl talking with them is no other than the +celebrated Miss Pinnnifer, whose novel of Ralph the Resurrectionist +created such a sensation after it was abused in the Trimestrial Review. +It was a little bold certainly--I just looked at it at my club--after +hours devoted to parish duty a clergyman is sometimes allowed, you know, +desipere in loco--there are descriptions in it certainly startling--ideas +about marriage not exactly orthodox; but the poor child wrote the book +actually in the nursery, and all England was ringing with it before Dr. +Pinnifer, her father, knew who was the author. That is the Doctor asleep +in the corner by Miss Rudge, the American authoress, who I dare say is +explaining to him the difference between the two Governments. My dear +Mrs. Newcome, I am giving my brother-in-law a little sketch of some of +the celebrities who are crowding your salon to-night. What a delightful +evening you have given us!" + +"I try to do my best, Colonel Newcome," said the lady of the house. "I +hope many a night we may see you here; and, as I said this morning, +Clive, when he is of an age to appreciate this kind of entertainment. +Fashion I do not worship. You may meet that amongst other branches of our +family; but genius and talent I do reverence. And if I can be the means-- +the humble means--to bring men of genius together--mind to associate with +mind--men of all nations to mingle in friendly unison--I shall not have +lived altogether in vain. They call us women of the world frivolous, +Colonel Newcome. So some may be; I do not say there are not in our own +family persons who worship mere worldly rank, and think but of fashion +and gaiety; but such, I trust, will never be the objects in life of me +and my children. We are but merchants; we seek to be no more. If I can +look around me and see as I do"-(she waves her fan round, and points to +the illustrations scintillating round the room)--"and see as I do now--a +Poski, whose name is ever connected with Polish history--an Ettore, who +has exchanged a tonsure and a rack for our own free country--a +Hammerstein, and a Quartz, a Miss Rudge, our Transatlantic sister (who I +trust will not mention this modest salon in her forthcoming work on +Europe), and Miss Pinnifer, whose genius I acknowledge, though I deplore +her opinions; if I can gather together travellers, poets, and painters, +princes and distinguished soldiers from the East, and clergymen +remarkable for their eloquence, my humble aim is attained, and Maria +Newcome is not altogether useless in her generation. Will you take a +little refreshment? Allow your sister to go down to the dining-room +supported by your gallant arm." She looked round to the admiring +congregation, whereof Honeyman, as it were acted as clerk, and flirting +her fan, and flinging up her little head. Consummate Virtue walked down +on the arm of the Colonel. + +The refreshment was rather meagre. The foreign artists generally dashed +downstairs, and absorbed all the ices, creams, etc. To those coming late +there were chicken-bones, table-cloths puddled with melted ice, glasses +hazy with sherry, and broken bits of bread. The Colonel said he never +supped; and he and Honeyman walked away together, the former to bed, the +latter, I am sorry to say, to his club; for he was a dainty feeder, and +loved lobster, and talk late at night, and a comfortable little glass of +something wherewith to conclude the day. + +He agreed to come to breakfast with the Colonel, who named eight or nine +for the meal. Nine Mr. Honeyman agreed to with a sigh. The incumbent of +Lady Whittlesea's chapel seldom rose before eleven. For, to tell the +truth, no French abbot of Louis XV. was more lazy and luxurious, and +effeminate, than our polite bachelor preacher. + +One of Colonel Newcome's fellow-passengers from India was Mr. James +Binnie of the Civil Service, a jolly young bachelor of two- or +three-and-forty, who, having spent half of his past life in Bengal, was +bent upon enjoying the remainder in Britain or in Europe, if a residence +at home should prove agreeable to him. The Nabob of books and tradition +is a personage no longer to be found among us. He is neither as wealthy +nor as wicked as the jaundiced monster of romances and comedies, who +purchases the estates of broken-down English gentlemen, with rupees +tortured out of bleeding rajahs, who smokes a hookah in public, and in +private carries about a guilty conscience, diamonds of untold value, and +a diseased liver; who has a vulgar wife, with a retinue of black servants +whom she maltreats, and a gentle son and daughter with good impulses and +an imperfect education, desirous to amend their own and their parents' +lives, and thoroughly ashamed of the follies of the old people. If you go +to the house of an Indian gentleman now, he does not say, "Bring more +curricles," like the famous Nabob of Stanstead Park. He goes to +Leadenhall Street in an omnibus, and walks back from the City for +exercise. I have known some who have had maid-servants to wait on them at +dinner. I have met scores who look as florid and rosy as any British +squire who has never left his paternal beef and acres. They do not wear +nankeen jackets in summer. Their livers are not out of order any more; +and as for hookahs, I dare swear there are not two now kept alight within +the bills of mortality; and that retired Indians would as soon think of +smoking them, as their wives would of burning themselves on their +husbands' bodies at the cemetery, Kensal Green, near to the Tyburnian +quarter of the city which the Indian world at present inhabits. It used +to be Baker Street and Harley Street; it used to be Portland Place, and +in more early days Bedford Square, where the Indian magnates flourished; +districts which have fallen from their pristine state of splendour now, +even as Agra, and Benares, and Lucknow, and Tippoo Sultan's city are +fallen. + +After two-and-twenty years' absence from London, Mr. Binnie returned to +it on the top of the Gosport coach with a hatbox and a little +portmanteau, a pink fresh-shaven face, a perfect appetite, a suit of +clothes like everybody else's, and not the shadow of a black servant. He +called a cab at the White Horse Cellar, and drove to Nerot's Hotel, +Clifford Street; and he gave the cabman eightpence, making the fellow, +who grumbled, understand that Clifford Street was not two hundred yards +from Bond Street, and that he was paid at the rate of five shillings and +fourpence per mile--calculating the mile at only sixteen hundred yards. +He asked the waiter at what time Colonel Newcome had ordered dinner, and +finding there was an hour on his hands before the meal, walked out to +examine the neighbourhood for a lodging where he could live more quietly +than in a hotel. He called it a hotel. Mr. Binnie was a North Briton, his +father having been a Writer to the Signet, in Edinburgh, who had procured +his son a writership in return for electioneering services done to an +East Indian Director. Binnie had his retiring pension, and, besides, had +saved half his allowances ever since he had been in India. He was a man +of great reading, no small ability, considerable accomplishment, +excellent good sense and good humour. The ostentatious said he was a +screw; but he gave away more money than far more extravagant people: he +was a disciple of David Hume (whom he admired more than any other +mortal), and the serious denounced him as a man of dangerous principles, +though there were, among the serious, men much more dangerous than James +Binnie. + +On returning to his hotel, Colonel Newcome found this worthy gentleman +installed in his room in the best arm-chair sleeping cosily; the evening +paper laid decently over his plump waistcoat, and his little legs placed +on an opposite chair. Mr. Binnie woke up briskly when the Colonel +entered. "It is you, you gad-about, is it?" cried the civilian. "How has +the beau monde of London treated the Indian Adonis? Have you made a +sensation, Newcome? Gad, Tom, I remember you a buck of bucks when that +coat first came out to Calcutta--just a Barrackpore Brummell--in Lord +Minto's reign, was it, or when Lord Hastings was satrap over us?" + +"A man must have one good coat," says the Colonel; "I don't profess to be +a dandy; but get a coat from a good tailor, and then have done with it." +He still thought his garment was as handsome as need be. + +"Done with it--ye're never done with it!" cries the civilian. + +"An old coat is an old friend, old Binnie. I don't want to be rid of one +or the other. How long did you and my boy sit up together--isn't he a +fine lad, Binnie? I expect you are going to put him down for something +handsome in your will." + +"See what it is to have a real friend now, Colonel! I sate up for ye, or +let us say more correctly, I waited for you--because I knew you would +want to talk about that scapegrace of yours. And if I had gone to bed, I +should have had you walking up to No. 28, and waking me out of my first +rosy slumber. Well, now confess; avoid not. Haven't ye fallen in love +with some young beauty on the very first night of your arrival in your +sister's salong, and selected a mother-in-law for young Scapegrace?" + +"Isn't he a fine fellow, James?" says the Colonel, lighting a cheroot as +he sits on the table. Was it joy, or the bedroom candle with which he +lighted his cigar, which illuminated his honest features so, and made +them so to shine? + +"I have been occupied, sir, in taking the lad's moral measurement: and +have pumped him as successfully as ever I cross-examined a rogue in my +court. I place his qualities thus:--Love of approbation sixteen. +Benevolence fourteen. Combativeness fourteen. Adhesiveness two. +Amativeness is not yet of course fully developed, but I expect will be +prodeegiously strong. The imaginative and reflective organs are very +large--those, of calculation weak. He may make a poet or a painter, or +you may make a sojer of him, though worse men than him's good enough for +that--but a bad merchant, a lazy lawyer, and a miserable mathematician. +He has wit and conscientiousness, so ye mustn't think of making a +clergyman of him." + +"Binnie!" says the Colonel gravely, "you are always sneering at the +cloth." + +"When I think that, but for my appointment to India, I should have been a +luminary of the faith and a pillar of the church! grappling with the +ghostly enemy in the pulpit, and giving out the psawm. Eh, sir, what a +loss Scottish Divinity has had in James Binnie!" cries the little +civilian with his most comical face. "But that is not the question. My +opinion, Colonel, is, that young Scapegrace will give you a deal of +trouble; or would, only you are so absurdly proud of him that you think +everything he does is perfaction. He'll spend your money for you: he'll +do as little work as need be. He'll get into scrapes with the sax. He's +almost as simple as his father, and that is to say that any rogue will +cheat him; and he seems to me to have got your obstinate habit of telling +the truth, Colonel, which may prevet his getting on in the world, but on +the other hand will keep him from going very wrong. So that, though there +is every fear for him, there's some hope and some consolation." + +"What do you think of his Latin and Greek?" asks the Colonel. Before +going out to his party, Newcome had laid a deep scheme with Binnie, and +it had been agreed that the latter should examine the young fellow in his +humanities. + +"Wall," cries the Scot, "I find that the lad knows as much about Greek +and Latin as I knew myself when I was eighteen years of age." + +"My dear Binnie, is it possible? You, the best scholar in all India!" + +"And which amounted to exactly nothing. He has acquired in five years, +and by the admirable seestem purshood at your public schools, just about +as much knowledge of the ancient languages as he could get by three +months' application at home. Mind ye, I don't say he would apply; it is +most probable he would do no such thing. But at the cost of--how much? +two hundred pounds annually--for five years--he has acquired about +five-and-twenty guineas' worth of classical leeterature--enough, I dare +say, to enable him to quote Horace respectably through life, and what +more do ye want from a young man of his expectations? I think I should +send him into the army, that's the best place for him--there's the least +to do, and the handsomest clothes to wear. Acce segnum!" says the little +wag, daintily taking up the tail of his friend's coat. + +"There's never any knowing whether you are in jest or in earnest, +Binnie," the puzzled Colonel said. + +"How should you know, when I don't know myself?" answered the Scotchman. +"In earnest now, Tom Newcome, I think your boy is as fine a lad as I ever +set eyes on. He seems to have intelligence and good temper. He carries +his letter of recommendation in his countenance; and with the honesty-- +and the rupees, mind ye--which he inherits from his father, the deuce is +in it if he can't make his way. What time's the breakfast? Eh, but it was +a comfort this morning not to hear the holystoning on the deck. We ought +to go into lodgings, and not fling our money out of the window of this +hotel. We must make the young chap take us about and show us the town in +the morning, Tom. I had but three days of it five-and-twenty years ago, +and I propose to reshoome my observations to-morrow after breakfast. +We'll just go on deck and see how's her head before we turn in, eh, +Colonel?" and with this the jolly gentleman nodded over his candle to his +friend, and trotted off to bed. + +The Colonel and his friend were light sleepers and early risers, like +most men that come from the country where they had both been so long +sojourning, and were awake and dressed long before the London waiters had +thought of quitting their beds. The housemaid was the only being stirring +in the morning when little Mr. Binnie blundered over her pail as she was +washing the deck. Early as he was, his fellow-traveller had preceded him. +Binnie found the Colonel in his sitting-room arrayed in what are called +in Scotland his stocking-feet, already puffing the cigar, which in truth +was seldom out of his mouth at any hour of the day. + +He had a couple of bedrooms adjacent to this sitting-room, and when +Binnie, as brisk and rosy about the gills as chanticleer, broke out in a +morning salutation, "Hush," says the Colonel, putting a long finger up to +his mouth, and advancing towards him as noiselessly as a ghost. + +"What's in the wind now?" asks the little Scot; "and what for have ye not +got your shoes on?" + +"Clive's asleep," says the Colonel, with a countenance full of extreme +anxiety. + +"The darling boy slumbers, does he?" said the wag; "mayn't I just step in +and look at his beautiful countenance whilst he's asleep, Colonel?" + +"You may if you take off those confounded creaking shoes," the other +answered, quite gravely; and Binnie turned away to hide his jolly round +face, which was screwed up with laughter. + +"Have ye been breathing a prayer over your rosy infant's slumbers, Tom?" +asks Mr. Binnie. + +"And if I have, James Binnie," the Colonel said gravely, and his sallow +face blushing somewhat, "if I have, I hope I've done no harm. The last +time I saw him asleep was nine years ago, a sickly little pale-faced boy +in his little cot, and now, sir, that I see him again, strong and +handsome, and all that a fond father can wish to see a boy, I should be +an ungrateful villain, James, if I didn't--if I didn't do what you said +just now, and thank God Almighty for restoring him to me." + +Binnie did not laugh any more. "By George, Tom Newcome," said he, "you're +just one of the saints of the earth. If all men were like you there'd be +an end of both our trades; there would be no fighting and no soldiering, +no rogues and no magistrates to catch them." The Colonel wondered at his +friend's enthusiasm, who was not used to be complimentary; indeed what so +usual with him as that simple act of gratitude and devotion about which +his comrade spoke to him? To ask a blessing for his boy was as natural to +him as to wake with the sunrise, or to go to rest when the day was over. +His first and his last thought was always the child. + +The two gentlemen were home in time enough to find Clive dressed, and his +uncle arrived for breakfast. The Colonel said a grace over that meal: the +life was begun which he had longed and prayed for, and the son smiling +before his eyes who had been in his thoughts for so many fond years. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Miss Honeyman's + + +In Steyne Gardens, Brighton, the lodging-houses are among the most +frequented in that city of lodging-houses. These mansions have +bow-windows in front, bulging out with gentle prominences, and ornamented +with neat verandahs, from which you can behold the tide of humankind as +it flows up and down the Steyne, and that blue ocean over which Britannia +is said to rule, stretching brightly away eastward and westward. The +chain-pier, as every body knows, runs intrepidly into the sea, which +sometimes, in fine weather, bathes its feet with laughing wavelets, and +anon, on stormy days, dashes over its sides with roaring foam. Here, for +the sum of twopence, you can go out to sea and pace this vast deck +without need of a steward with a basin. You can watch the sun setting in +splendour over Worthing, or illuminating with its rising glories the ups +and downs of Rottingdean. You see the citizen with his family inveigled +into the shallops of the mercenary native mariner, and fancy that the +motion cannot be pleasant; and how the hirer of the boat, otium et oppidi +laudat rura sui, haply sighs for ease, and prefers Richmond or Hampstead. +You behold a hundred bathing-machines put to sea; and your naughty fancy +depicts the beauties splashing under their white awnings. Along the +rippled sands (stay, are they rippled sands or shingly beach?) the +prawn-boy seeks the delicious material of your breakfast. Breakfast-meal +in London almost unknown, greedily devoured in Brighton! In yon vessels +now nearing the shore the sleepless mariner has ventured forth to seize +the delicate whiting, the greedy and foolish mackerel, and the homely +sole. Hark to the twanging horn! it is the early coach going out to +London. Your eye follows it, and rests on the pinnacles built by the +beloved GEORGE. See the worn-out London roue pacing the pier, inhaling +the sea air, and casting furtive glances under the bonnets of the pretty +girls who trot here before lessons! Mark the bilious lawyer, escaped for +a day from Pump Court, and sniffing the fresh breezes before he goes back +to breakfast and a bag full of briefs at the Albion! See that pretty +string of prattling schoolgirls, from the chubby-cheeked, flaxen-headed +little maiden just toddling by the side of the second teacher, to the +arch damsel of fifteen, giggling and conscious of her beauty, whom Miss +Griffin, the stern head-governess, awfully reproves! See Tomkins with a +telescope and marine jacket; young Nathan and young Abrams, already +bedizened in jewellery, and rivalling the sun in oriental splendour; +yonder poor invalid crawling along in her chair; yonder jolly fat lady +examining the Brighton pebbles (I actually once saw a lady buy one), and +her children wondering at the sticking-plaister portraits with gold hair, +and gold stocks, and prodigious high-heeled boots, miracles of art, and +cheap at seven-and-sixpence! It is the fashion to run down George IV., +but what myriads of Londoners ought to thank him for inventing Brighton! +One of the best of physicians our city has ever known, is kind, cheerful, +merry Doctor Brighton. Hail, thou purveyor of shrimps and honest +prescriber of Southdown mutton! There is no mutton so good as Brighton +mutton; no flys so pleasant as Brighton flys; nor any cliff so pleasant +to ride on; no shops so beautiful to look at as the Brighton gimcrack +shops, and the fruit shops, and the market. I fancy myself in Mrs. +Honeyman's lodgings in Steyne Gardens, and in enjoyment of all these +things. + +If the gracious reader has had losses in life, losses not so bad as to +cause absolute want, or inflict upon him or her the bodily injury of +starvation, let him confess that the evils of this poverty are by no +means so great as his timorous fancy depicted. Say your money has been +invested in West Diddlesex bonds, or other luckless speculations--the +news of the smash comes; you pay your outlying bills with the balance at +the banker's; you assemble your family and make them a fine speech; the +wife of your bosom goes round and embraces the sons and daughters +seriatim; nestling in your own waistcoat finally, in possession of which, +she says (with tender tears and fond quotations from Holy Writ, God bless +her!), and of the darlings round about, lies all her worldly treasure: +the weeping servants are dismissed, their wages paid in full, and with a +present of prayer- and hymn-books from their mistress; your elegant house +in Harley Street is to let, and you subside into lodgings in Pentonville, +or Kensington, or Brompton. How unlike the mansion where you paid taxes +and distributed elegant hospitality for so many years! + +You subside into lodgings, I say, and you find yourself very tolerably +comfortable. I am not sure that in her heart your wife is not happier +than in what she calls her happy days. She will be somebody hereafter: +she was nobody in Harley Street: that is, everybody else in her +visiting-book, take the names all round, was as good as she. They had the +very same entrees, plated ware, men to wait, etc., at all the houses +where you visited in the street. Your candlesticks might be handsomer +(and indeed they had a very fine effect upon the dinner-table), but then +Mr. Jones's silver (or electro-plated) dishes were much finer. You had +more carriages at your door on the evening of your delightful soirees +than Mrs. Brown (there is no phrase more elegant, and to my taste, than +that in which people are described as "seeing a great deal of carriage +company"); but yet Mrs. Brown, from the circumstance of her being a +baronet's niece, took precedence of your dear wife at most tables. Hence +the latter charming woman's scorn at the British baronetcy, and her many +jokes at the order. In a word, and in the height of your social +prosperity, there was always a lurking dissatisfaction, and a something +bitter, in the midst of the fountain of delights at which you were +permitted to drink. + +There is no good (unless your taste is that way) in living in a society +where you are merely the equal of everybody else. Many people give +themselves extreme pains to frequent company where all around them are +their superiors, and where, do what you will, you must be subject to +continual mortification--(as, for instance, when Marchioness X. forgets +you, and you can't help thinking that she cuts you on purpose; when +Duchess Z. passes by in her diamonds, etc.). The true pleasure of life is +to live with your inferiors. Be the cock of your village; the queen of +your coterie; and, besides very great persons, the people whom Fate has +specially endowed with this kindly consolation are those who have seen +what are called better days--those who have had losses. I am like Caesar, +and of a noble mind: if I cannot be first in Piccadilly, let me try +Hatton Garden, and see whether I cannot lead the ton there. If I cannot +take the lead at White's or the Travellers', let me be president of the +Jolly Bandboys at the Bag of Nails, and blackball everybody who does not +pay me honour. If my darling Bessy cannot go out of a drawing-room until +a baronet's niece (ha! ha! a baronet's niece, forsooth!) has walked +before her, let us frequent company where we shall be the first; and how +can we be the first unless we select our inferiors for our associates? +This kind of pleasure is to be had by almost everybody, and at scarce any +cost. With a shilling's-worth of tea and muffins you can get as much +adulation and respect as many people cannot purchase with a thousand +pounds' worth of plate and profusion, hired footmen, turning their houses +topsy-turvy, and suppers from Gunter's. Adulation!--why, the people who +come to you give as good parties as you do. Respect!--the very menials, +who wait behind your supper-table, waited at a duke's yesterday, and +actually patronise you! O you silly spendthrift! you can buy flattery for +twopence, and you spend ever so much money in entertaining your equals +and betters, and nobody admires you! + +Now Aunt Honeyman was a woman of a thousand virtues; cheerful, frugal, +honest, laborious, charitable, good-humoured, truth-telling, devoted to +her family, capable of any sacrifice for those she loved; and when she +came to have losses of money, Fortune straightway compensated her by many +kindnesses which no income can supply. The good old lady admired the word +gentlewoman of all others in the English vocabulary, and made all around +her feel that such was her rank. Her mother's father was a naval captain; +her father had taken pupils, got a living, sent his son to college, dined +with the squire, published his volume of sermons, was liked in his +parish, where Miss Honeyman kept house for him, was respected for his +kindness and famous for his port wine; and so died, leaving about two +hundred pounds a year to his two children, nothing to Clive Newcome's +mother who had displeased him by her first marriage (an elopement with +Ensign Casey) and subsequent light courses. Charles Honeyman spent his +money elegantly in wine-parties at Oxford, and afterwards in foreign +travel;--spent his money and as much of Miss Honeyman's as that worthy +soul would give him. She was a woman of spirit and resolution. She +brought her furniture to Brighton (believing that the whole place still +fondly remembered her grandfather, Captain Nokes, who had resided there +and his gallantry in Lord Rodney's action with the Count de Grasse), took +a house, and let the upper floors to lodgers. + +The little brisk old lady brought a maid-servant out of the country with +her, who was daughter to her father's clerk, and had learned her letters +and worked her first sampler under Miss Honeyman's own eye, whom she +adored all through her life. No Indian begum rolling in wealth, no +countess mistress of castles and townhouses, ever had such a faithful +toady as Hannah Hicks was to her mistress. Under Hannah was a young lady +from the workhouse, who called Hannah "Mrs. Hicks, mum," and who bowed in +awe as much before that domestic as Hannah did before Miss Honeyman. At +five o'clock in summer, at seven in winter (for Miss Honeyman, a good +economist, was chary of candlelight), Hannah woke up little Sally, and +these three women rose. I leave you to imagine what a row there was in +the establishment if Sally appeared with flowers under her bonnet, gave +signs of levity or insubordination, prolonged her absence when sent forth +for the beer, or was discovered in flirtation with the baker's boy or the +grocer's young man. Sally was frequently renewed. Miss Honeyman called +all her young persons Sally; and a great number of Sallies were consumed +in her house. The qualities of the Sally for the time-being formed a +constant and delightful subject of conversation between Hannah and her +mistress. The few friends who visited Miss Honeyman in her back-parlour +had their Sallies, in discussing whose peculiarities of disposition these +good ladies passed the hours agreeably over their tea. + +Many persons who let lodgings in Brighton have been servants themselves-- +are retired housekeepers, tradesfolk, and the like. With these +surrounding individuals Hannah treated on a footing of equality, bringing +to her mistress accounts of their various goings on; "how No. 6 was let; +how No. 9 had not paid his rent again; how the first floor at 27 had game +almost every day, and made-dishes from Mutton's; how the family who had +taken Mrs. Bugsby's had left as usual after the very first night, the +poor little infant blistered all over with bites on its little dear face; +how the Miss Learys was going on shameful with the two young men, +actially in their setting-room, mum, where one of them offered Miss Laura +Leary a cigar; how Mrs. Cribb still went cuttin' pounds and pounds of +meat off the lodgers' jints, emptying their tea-caddies, actially reading +their letters. Sally had been told so by Polly the Cribb's maid, who was +kep, how that poor child was kep, hearing language perfectly hawful!" +These tales and anecdotes, not altogether redounding to their neighbours' +credit, Hannah copiously collected and brought to her mistress's +tea-table, or served at her frugal little supper when Miss Honeyman, the +labours of the day over, partook of that cheerful meal. I need not say +that such horrors as occurred at Mrs. Bugsby's never befell in Mrs. +Honeyman's establishment. Every room was fiercely swept and sprinkled, +and watched by cunning eyes which nothing could escape; curtains were +taken down, mattresses explored, every bone in bed dislocated and washed +as soon as a lodger took his departure. And as for cribbing meat or +sugar, Sally might occasionally abstract a lump or two, or pop a +veal-cutlet into her mouth while bringing the dishes downstairs:--Sallies +would--giddy creatures bred in workhouses; but Hannah might be entrusted +with untold gold and uncorked brandy; and Miss Honeyman would as soon +think of cutting a slice off Hannah's nose and devouring it, as of +poaching on her lodgers' mutton. The best mutton-broth, the best +veal-cutlets, the best necks of mutton and French beans, the best fried +fish and plumpest partridges, in all Brighton, were to be had at Miss +Honeyman's--and for her favourites the best Indian curry and rice, coming +from a distinguished relative, at present an officer in Bengal. But very +few were admitted to this mark of Miss Honeyman's confidence. If a family +did not go to church they were not in favour: if they went to a +Dissenting meeting she had no opinion of them at all. Once there came to +her house a quiet Staffordshire family who ate no meat on Fridays, and +whom Miss Honeyman pitied as belonging to the Romish superstition; but +when they were visited by two corpulent gentlemen in black, one of whom +wore a purple underwaistcoat, before whom the Staffordshire lady +absolutely sank down on her knees as he went into the drawing-room,--Miss +Honeyman sternly gave warning to these idolaters. She would have no +Jesuits in her premises. She showed Hannah the picture in Howell's +Medulla of the martyrs burning at Smithfield: who said, "Lord bless you, +mum," and hoped it was a long time ago. She called on the curate: and +many and many a time, for years after, pointed out to her friends, and +sometimes to her lodgers, the spot on the carpet where the poor benighted +creature had knelt down. So she went on, respected by all her friends, by +all her tradesmen, by herself not a little, talking of her previous +"misfortunes" with amusing equanimity; as if her father's parsonage-house +had been a palace of splendour, and the one-horse chaise (with the lamps +for evenings) from which she had descended, a noble equipage. "But I know +it is for the best, Clive," she would say to her nephew in describing +those grandeurs, "and, thank heaven, can be resigned in that station in +life to which it has pleased God to call me." + +The good lady was called the Duchess by her fellow-tradesfolk in the +square in which she lived. (I don't know what would have come to her +had she been told she was a tradeswoman!) Her butchers, bakers, and +market-people paid her as much respect as though she had been a grandee's +housekeeper out of Kemp Town. Knowing her station, she yet was kind to +those inferior beings. She held affable conversations with them, she +patronised Mr. Rogers, who was said to be worth a hundred thousand-- +two-hundred-thousand pounds (or lbs. was it?), and who said, "Law bless +the old Duchess, she do make as much of a pound of veal cutlet as some +would of a score of bullocks, but you see she's a lady born and a lady +bred: she'd die before she'd owe a farden, and she's seen better days, +you know." She went to see the grocer's wife on an interesting occasion, +and won the heart of the family by tasting their candle. Her fishmonger +(it was fine to hear her talk of "my fishmonger") would sell her a +whiting as respectfully as if she had called for a dozen turbots and +lobsters. It was believed by those good folks that her father had been a +Bishop at the very least; and the better days which she had known were +supposed to signify some almost unearthly prosperity. "I have always +found, Hannah," the simple soul would say, "that people know their place, +or can be very very easily made to find it if they lose it; and if a +gentlewoman does not forget herself, her inferiors will not forget that +she is a gentlewoman." "No indeed, mum, and I'm sure they would do no +such thing, mum," says Hannah, who carries away the teapot for her own +breakfast (to be transmitted to Sally for her subsequent refection), +whilst her mistress washes her cup and saucer, as her mother had washed +her own china many scores of years ago. + +If some of the surrounding lodging-house keepers, as I have no doubt they +did, disliked the little Duchess for the airs which she gave herself, as +they averred; they must have envied her too her superior prosperity, for +there was scarcely ever a card in her window, whilst those ensigns in her +neighbours' houses would remain exposed to the flies and the weather, and +disregarded by passers-by for months together. She had many regular +customers, or what should be rather called constant friends. Deaf old Mr. +Cricklade came every winter for fourteen years, and stopped until the +hunting was over; an invaluable man, giving little trouble, passing all +day on horseback, and all night over his rubber at the club. The Misses +Barkham, Barkhambury, Tunbridge Wells, whose father had been at college +with Mr. Honeyman, came regularly in June for sea air, letting +Barkhambury for the summer season. Then, for many years, she had her +nephew, as we have seen; and kind recommendations from the clergymen of +Brighton, and a constant friend in the celebrated Dr. Goodenough of +London. who had been her father's private pupil, and of his college +afterwards, who sent his patients from time to time down to her, and his +fellow-physician, Dr. H----, who on his part would never take any fee +from Miss Honeyman, except a packet of India curry-powder, a ham cured as +she only knew how to cure them, and once a year, or so, a dish of her +tea. + +"Was there ever such luck as that confounded old Duchess's?" says Mr. +Gawler, coal-merchant and lodging-house keeper, next door but two, whose +apartments were more odious in some respects than Mrs. Bugsby's own. "Was +there ever such devil's own luck, Mrs. G.? It's only a fortnight ago as I +read in the Sussex Advertiser the death of Miss Barkham, of Barkhambury, +Tunbridge Wells, and thinks I, there's a spoke in your wheel, you +stuck-up little old Duchess, with your cussed airs and impudence. And she +ain't put her card up three days; and look yere, yere's two carriages, +two maids, three children, one of them wrapped up in a Hinjar shawl--man +hout a livery,--looks like a foring cove I think--lady in satin pelisse, +and of course they go to the Duchess, be hanged to her! Of course it's +our luck, nothing ever was like our luck. I'm blowed if I don't put a +pistol to my 'ead, and end it, Mrs. G. There they go in--three, four, +six, seven on 'em, and the man. That's the precious child's physic I +suppose he's a-carryin' in the basket. Just look at the luggage. I say! +There's a bloody hand on the first carriage. It's a baronet, is it? I +'ope your ladyship's very well; and I 'ope Sir John will soon be down +yere to join his family." Mr. Gawler makes sarcastic bows over the card +in his bow-window whilst making this speech. The little Gawlers rush on +to the drawing-room verandah themselves to examine the new arrivals. + +"This is Mrs. Honeyman's?" asks the gentleman designated by Mr. Gawler as +"the foring cove," and hands in a card on which the words, "Miss +Honeyman, 110, Steyne Gardens. J. Goodenough," are written in that +celebrated physician's handwriting. "We want five bet-rooms, six bets, +two or dree sitting-rooms. Have you got dese?" + +"Will you speak to my mistress?" says Hannah. And if it is a fact that +Miss Honeyman does happen to be in the front parlour looking at the +carriages, what harm is there in the circumstance, pray? Is not Gawler +looking, and the people next door? Are not half a dozen little boys +already gathered in the street (as if they started up out of the +trap-doors for the coals), and the nursery maids in the stunted little +garden, are not they looking through the bars of the square? "Please to +speak to mistress," says Hannah, opening the parlour-door, and with a +curtsey, "A gentleman about the apartments, mum." + +"Five bet-rooms," says the man, entering. "Six bets, two or dree +sitting-rooms? We gome from Dr. Goodenough." + +"Are the apartments for you, sir?" says the little Duchess, looking up at +the large gentleman. + +"For my lady," answers the man. + +"Had you not better take off your hat?" asks the Duchess, pointing out of +one of her little mittens to "the foring cove's" beaver, which he has +neglected to remove. + +The man grins, and takes off the hat. "I beck your bardon, ma'am," says +he. "Have you fife bet-rooms?" etc. The doctor has cured the German of an +illness, as well as his employers, and especially recommended Miss +Honeyman to Mr. Kuhn. + +"I have such a number of apartments. My servant will show them to you." +And she walks back with great state to her chair by the window, and +resumes her station and work there. + +Mr. Kuhn reports to his mistress, who descends to inspect the apartments, +accompanied through them by Hannah. The rooms are pronounced to be +exceedingly neat and pleasant, and exactly what are wanted for the +family. The baggage is forthwith ordered to be brought from the +carriages. The little invalid wrapped in his shawl is brought upstairs by +the affectionate Mr. Kuhn, who carries him as gently as if he had been +bred all his life to nurse babies. The smiling Sally (the Sally for the +time-being happens to be a very fresh pink-cheeked pretty little Sally) +emerges from the kitchen and introduces the young ladies, the governess, +the maids, to their apartments. The eldest, a slim black-haired young +lass of thirteen, frisks about the rooms, looks at all the pictures, runs +in and out of the verandah, tries the piano, and bursts out laughing at +its wheezy jingle (it had been poor Emma's piano, bought for her on her +seventeenth birthday, three weeks before she ran away with the ensign; +her music is still in the stand by it: the Rev. Charles Honeyman has +warbled sacred melodies over it, and Miss Honeyman considers it a +delightful instrument), kisses her languid little brother laid on the +sofa, and performs a hundred gay and agile motions suited to her age. + +"Oh, what a piano! Why, it is as cracked as Miss Quigley's voice!" + +"My dear!" says mamma. The little languid boy bursts out into a jolly +laugh. + +"What funny pictures, mamma! Action with Count de Grasse; the death of +General Wolfe; a portrait of an officer, an old officer in blue, like +grandpapa; Brazen Nose College, Oxford: what a funny name!" + +At the idea of Brazen Nose College, another laugh comes from the invalid. +"I suppose they've all got brass noses there," he says; and explodes at +this joke. The poor little laugh ends in a cough, and mamma's +travelling-basket, which contains everything, produces a bottle of syrup, +labelled "Master A. Newcome. A teaspoonful to be taken when the cough is +troublesome." + +"'Oh, the delightful sea! the blue, the fresh, the ever free,'" sings the +young lady, with a shake. (I suppose the maritime song from which she +quoted was just written at this time.) "How much better this is than +going home and seeing those horrid factories and chimneys! I love Doctor +Goodenough for sending us here. What a sweet house it is! Everybody is +happy in it, even Miss Quigley is happy, mamma. What nice rooms! What +pretty chintz! What a--oh, what a--comfortable sofa!" and she falls down +on the sofa, which, truth to say, was the Rev. Charles Honeyman's +luxurious sofa from Oxford, presented to him by young Cibber Wright of +Christchurch, when that gentleman-commoner was eliminated from the +University. + +"The person of the house," mamma says, "hardly comes up to Dr. +Goodenough's description of her. He says he remembers her a pretty little +woman when her father was his private tutor." + +"She has grown very much since," says the girl. And an explosion takes +place from the sofa, where the little man is always ready to laugh at any +joke, or anything like a joke, uttered by himself or by any of his family +or friends. As for Doctor Goodenough, he says laughing has saved that +boy's life. + +"She looks quite like a maid," continues the lady. "She has hard hands, +and she called me mum always. I was quite disappointed in her." And she +subsides into a novel, with many of which kind of works, and with other +volumes, and with workboxes, and with wonderful inkstands, portfolios, +portable days of the month, scent-bottles, scissor-cases, gilt miniature +easels displaying portraits, and countless gimcracks of travel, the rapid +Kuhn has covered the tables in the twinkling of an eye. + +The person supposed to be the landlady enters the room at this juncture, +and the lady rises to receive her. The little wag on the sofa puts his +arm round his sister's neck, and whispers, "I say, Eth, isn't she a +pretty girl? I shall write to Doctor Goodenough and tell him how much +she's grown." Convulsions follow this sally, to the surprise of Hannah, +who says, "Pooty little dear!--what time will he have his dinner, mum?" + +"Thank you, Mrs. Honeyman, at two o'clock," says the lady with a bow of +her head. "There is a clergyman of your name in London; is he a +relation?" The lady in her turn is astonished, for the tall person breaks +out into a grin, and says, "Law, mum, you're speakin' of Master Charles. +He's in London." + +"Indeed!--of Master Charles?" + +"And you take me for missis, mum. I beg your pardon, mum," cries Hannah. +The invalid hits his sister in the side with a weak little fist. If +laughter can cure, salva est res. Doctor Goodenough's patient is safe. +"Master Charles is missis's brother, mum. I've got no brother, mum--never +had no brother. Only one son, who's in the police, mum, thank you. And +law bless me, I was going to forget! If you please, mum, missis says, if +you are quite rested, she will pay her duty to you, mum." + +"Oh, indeed," says the lady, rather stiffly; and, taking this for an +acceptance of her mistress's visit, Hannah retires. + +"This Miss Honeyman seems to be a great personage," says the lady. "If +people let lodgings, why do they give themselves such airs?" + +"We never saw Monsieur de Boigne at Boulogne, mamma," interposes the +girl. + +"Monsieur de Boigne, my dear Ethel! Monsieur de Boigne is very well. +But--" here the door opens, and in a large cap bristling with ribbons, +with her best chestnut front, and her best black silk gown, on which her +gold watch shines very splendidly, little Miss Honeyman makes her +appearance, and a dignified curtsey to her lodger. + +That lady vouchsafes a very slight inclination of the head indeed, which +she repeats when Miss Honeyman says, "I am glad to hear your ladyship is +pleased with the apartments." + +"Yes, they will do very well, thank you," answers the latter person, +gravely. + +"And they have such a beautiful view of the sea!" cries Ethel. + +"As if all the houses hadn't a view of the sea, Ethel! The price has been +arranged, I think? My servants will require a comfortable room to dine +in--by themselves, ma'am, if you please. My governess and the younger +children will dine together. My daughter dines with me--and my little +boy's dinner will be ready at two o'clock precisely, if you please. It is +now near one." + +"Am I to understand----" interposed Miss Honeyman. + +"Oh! I have no doubt we shall understand each other, ma'am," cried Lady +Anne Newcome (whose noble presence the acute reader has no doubt ere this +divined and saluted). "Doctor Goodenough has given me a most satisfactory +account of you--more satisfactory perhaps than--than you are aware of." +Perhaps Lady Anne's sentence was not going to end in a very satisfactory +way for Miss Honeyman; but, awed by a peculiar look of resolution in the +little lady, her lodger of an hour paused in whatever offensive remark +she might have been about to make. "It is as well that I at last have the +pleasure of seeing you, that I may state what I want, and that we may, as +you say, understand each other. Breakfast and tea, if you please, will be +served in the same manner as dinner. And you will have the kindness to +order fresh milk every morning for my little boy--ass's milk--Doctor +Goodenough has ordered ass's milk. Anything further I want I will +communicate through the person who spoke to you--Kuhn, Mr. Kuhn; and that +will do." + +A heavy shower of rain was descending at this moment, and little Mrs. +Honeyman looking at her lodger, who had sate down and taken up her book, +said, "Have your ladyship's servants unpacked your trunks?" + +"What on earth, madam, have you--has that to do with the question?" + +"They will be put to the trouble of packing again, I fear. I cannot +provide--three times five are fifteen--fifteen separate meals for seven +persons--besides those of my own family. If your servants cannot eat with +mine, or in my kitchen, they and their mistress must go elsewhere. And +the sooner the better, madam, the sooner the better!" says Mrs. Honeyman, +trembling with indignation, and sitting down in a chair spreading her +silks. + +"Do you know who I am?" asks Lady Anne, rising. + +"Perfectly well, madam," says the other. "And had I known, you should +never have come into my house, that's more." + +"Madam!" cries the lady, on which the poor little invalid, scared and +nervous, and hungry for his dinner, began to cry from his sofa. + +"It will be a pity that the dear little boy should be disturbed. Dear +little child, I have often heard of him, and of you, miss," says the +little householder, rising. "I will get you some dinner, my dear, for +Clive's sake. And meanwhile your ladyship will have the kindness to seek +for some other apartments--for not a bit shall my fire cook for any one +else of your company." And with this the indignant little landlady sailed +out of the room. + +"Gracious goodness! Who is the woman?" cries Lady Anne. "I never was so +insulted in my life." + +"Oh, mamma, it was you began!" says downright Ethel. "That is--Hush, +Alfred dear!--Hush, my darling!" + +"Oh, it was mamma began! I'm so hungry! I'm so hungry!" howled the little +man on the sofa--or off it rather--for he was now down on the ground, +kicking away the shawls which enveloped him. + +"What is it, my boy? What is it, my blessed darling? You shall have your +dinner! Give her all, Ethel. There are the keys of my desk--there's my +watch--there are my rings. Let her take my all. The monster! the child +must live! It can't go away in such a storm as this. Give me a cloak, a +parasol, anything--I'll go forth and get a lodging. I'll beg my bread +from house to house--if this fiend refuses me. Eat the biscuits, dear! A +little of the syrup, Alfred darling; it's very nice, love! and come to +your old mother--your poor old mother." + +Alfred roared out, "No--it's not n-ice: it's n-a-a-asty! I won't have +syrup. I will have dinner." The mother, whose embraces the child repelled +with infantine kicks, plunged madly at the bells, rang them all four +vehemently, and ran downstairs towards the parlour, whence Miss Honeyman +was issuing. + +The good lady had not at first known the names of her lodgers, but had +taken them in willingly enough on Dr. Goodenough's recommendation. And it +was not until one of the nurses entrusted with the care of Master +Alfred's dinner informed Miss Honeyman of the name of her guest, that she +knew she was entertaining Lady Anne Newcome; and that the pretty girl was +the fair Miss Ethel; the little sick boy, the little Alfred of whom his +cousin spoke, and of whom Clive had made a hundred little drawings in his +rude way, as he drew everybody. Then bidding Sally run off to St. James's +Street for a chicken--she saw it put on the spit, and prepared a bread +sauce, and composed a batter-pudding as she only knew how to make +batter-puddings. Then she went to array herself in her best clothes, as +we have seen,--as we have heard rather (Goodness forbid that we should +see Miss Honeyman arraying herself, or penetrate that chaste mystery, her +toilette!)--then she came to wait upon Lady Anne, not a little flurried +as to the result of that queer interview; then she whisked out of the +drawing-room as before has been shown; and, finding the chicken roasted +to a turn, the napkin and tray ready spread by Hannah the neat-handed, +she was bearing them up to the little patient when the frantic parent met +her on the stair. + +"Is it--is it for my child?" cried Lady Anne, reeling against the +bannister. + +"Yes, it's for the child," says Miss Honeyman, tossing up her head. "But +nobody else has anything in the house." + +"God bless you--God bless you! A mother's bl-l-essings go with you," +gurgled the lady, who was not, it must be confessed, a woman of strong +moral character. + +It was good to see the little man eating the fowl. Ethel, who had never +cut anything in her young existence, except her fingers now and then with +her brother's and her governess's penknives, bethought her of asking Miss +Honeyman to carve the chicken. Lady Anne, with clasped hands and +streaming eyes, sate looking on at the ravishing scene. + +"Why did you not let us know you were Clive's aunt?" Ethel asked, putting +out her hand. The old lady took hers very kindly, and said, "Because you +didn't give me time. And do you love Clive, my dear?" + +The reconciliation between Miss Honeyman and her lodger was perfect. Lady +Anne wrote a quire of notepaper off to Sir Brian for that day's post-- +only she was too late, as she always was. Mr. Kuhn perfectly delighted +Miss Honeyman that evening by his droll sayings, jokes, and +pronunciation, and by his praises of Master Glife, as he called him. He +lived out of the house, did everything for everybody, was never out of +the way when wanted, and never in the way when not wanted. Ere long Miss +Honeyman got out a bottle of the famous Madeira which her Colonel sent +her, and treated him to a glass in her own room. Kuhn smacked his lips +and held out the glass again. The honest rogue knew good wine. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Ethel and her Relations + + +For four-and-twenty successive hours Lady Anne Newcome was perfectly in +raptures with her new lodgings, and every person and thing which they +contained. The drawing-rooms were fitted with the greatest taste; the +dinner was exquisite. Were there ever such delicious veal-cutlets, such +verdant French beans? "Why do we have those odious French cooks, my dear, +with their shocking principles--the principles of all Frenchmen are +shocking--and the dreadful bills they bring us in; and their +consequential airs and graces? I am determined to part with Brignol. I +have written to your father this evening to give Brignol warning. When +did he ever give us veal-cutlets? What can be nicer?" + +"Indeed they were very good," said Miss Ethel, who had mutton five times +a week at one o'clock. "I am so glad you like the house, and Clive, and +Mrs. Honeyman." + +"Like her! the dear little old woman. I feel as if she had been my friend +all my life! I feel quite drawn towards her. What a wonderful coincidence +that Dr. Goodenough should direct us to this very house! I have written +to your father about it. And to think that I should have written to Clive +at this very house, and quite forgotten Mrs. Honeyman's name--and such an +odd name too. I forget everything, everything! You know I forgot your +Aunt Louisa's husband's name; and when I was godmother to her baby, and +the clergyman said, 'What is the infant's name?' I said, 'Really I +forget.' And so I did. He was a London clergyman, but I forget at what +church. Suppose it should be this very Mr. Honeyman! It may have been, +you know, and then the coincidence would be still more droll. That tall, +old, nice-looking, respectable person, with a mark on her nose, the +housekeeper--what is her name?--seems a most invaluable person. I think I +shall ask her to come to us. I am sure she would save me I don't know how +much money every week; and I am certain Mrs. Trotter is making a fortune +by us. I shall write to your papa, and ask him permission to ask this +person." Ethel's mother was constantly falling in love with her new +acquaintances; their man-servants and their maid-servants, their horses +and ponies, and the visitor within their gates. She would ask strangers +to Newcome, hug and embrace them on Sunday; not speak to them on Monday; +and on Tuesday behave so rudely to them, that they were gone before +Wednesday. Her daughter had had so many governesses--all darlings during +the first week, and monsters afterwards--that the poor child possessed +none of the accomplishments of her age. She could not play on the piano; +she could not speak French well; she could not tell you when gunpowder +was invented: she had not the faintest idea of the date of the Norman +Conquest, or whether the earth went round the sun, or vice versa. She did +not know the number of counties in England, Scotland, and Wales, let +alone Ireland; she did not know the difference between latitude and +longitude. She had had so many governesses: their accounts differed: poor +Ethel was bewildered by a multiplicity of teachers, and thought herself a +monster of ignorance. They gave her a book at a Sunday School, and little +girls of eight years old answered questions of which she knew nothing. +The place swam before her. She could not see the sun shining on their +fair flaxen heads and pretty faces. The rosy little children holding up +their eager hands, and crying the answer to this question and that, +seemed mocking her. She seemed to read in the book, "O Ethel, you dunce, +dunce, dunce!" She went home silent in the carriage, and burst into +bitter tears on her bed. Naturally a haughty girl of the highest spirit, +resolute and imperious, this little visit to the parish school taught +Ethel lessons more valuable than ever so much arithmetic and geography. +Clive has told me a story of her in her youth, which, perhaps, may apply +to some others of the youthful female aristocracy. She used to walk, with +other select young ladies and gentlemen, their nurses and governesses, in +a certain reserved plot of ground railed off from Hyde Park, whereof some +of the lucky dwellers in the neighbourhood of Apsley House have a key. In +this garden, at the age of nine or thereabout, she had contracted an +intimate friendship with the Lord Hercules O'Ryan.--as every one of my +gentle readers knows, one of the sons of the Marquis of Ballyshannon. The +Lord Hercules was a year younger than Miss Ethel Newcome, which may +account for the passion which grew up between these young persons; it +being a provision in nature that a boy always falls in love with a girl +older than himself, or rather, perhaps, that a girl bestows her +affections on a little boy, who submits to receive them. + +One day Sir Brian Newcome announced his intention to go to Newcome that +very morning, taking his family, and of course Ethel, with him. She was +inconsolable. "What will Lord Hercules do when he finds I am gone?" she +asked of her nurse. + +The nurse endeavouring to soothe her, said, "Perhaps his lordship would +know nothing about the circumstance." "He will," said Miss Ethel--"he'll +read it in the newspaper." My Lord Hercules, it is to be hoped, strangled +this infant passion in the cradle; having long since married Isabella, +only daughter of ------ Grains, Esq., of Drayton Windsor, a partner in +the great brewery of Foker and Co. + +When Ethel was thirteen years old, she had grown to be such a tall girl, +that she overtopped her companions by a head or more, and morally +perhaps, also, felt herself too tall for their society. "Fancy myself," +she thought, "dressing a doll like Lily Putland or wearing a pinafore +like Lucy Tucker!" She did not care for their sports. She could not walk +with them: it seemed as if every one stared; nor dance with them at the +academy, nor attend the Cours de Litterature Universelle et de Science +Comprehensive of the professor then the mode--the smallest girls took her +up in the class. She was bewildered by the multitude of things they bade +her learn. At the youthful little assemblies of her sex, when, under the +guide of their respected governesses, the girls came to tea at six +o'clock, dancing, charades, and so forth, Ethel herded not with the +children of her own age, nor yet with the teachers who sit apart at these +assemblies, imparting to each other their little wrongs; but Ethel romped +with the little children--the rosy little trots--and took them on her +knees, and told them a thousand stories. By these she was adored, and +loved like a mother almost, for as such the hearty kindly girl showed +herself to them; but at home she was alone, farouche and intractable, and +did battle with the governesses, and overcame them one after another. I +break the promise of a former page, and am obliged to describe the +youthful days of more than one person who is to take a share in this +story. Not always doth the writer know whither the divine Muse leadeth +him. But of this be sure--she is as inexorable as Truth. We must tell our +tale as she imparts it to us, and go on or turn aside at her bidding. + +Here she ordains that we should speak of other members of the family, +whose history we chronicle, and it behoves us to say a word regarding the +Earl of Kew, the head of the noble house into which Sir Brian Newcome had +married. + +When we read in the fairy stories that the King and Queen, who lived once +upon a time, build a castle of steel, defended by moats and sentinels +innumerable, in which they place their darling only child, the Prince or +Princess, whose birth has blessed them after so many years of marriage, +and whose christening feast has been interrupted by the cantankerous +humour of that notorious old fairy who always persists in coming, +although she has not received any invitation to the baptismal ceremony: +when Prince Prettyman is locked up in the steel tower, provided only with +the most wholesome food, the most edifying educational works, and the +most venerable old tutor to instruct and to bore him, we know, as a +matter of course, that the steel bolts and brazen bars one day will be of +no avail, the old tutor will go off in a doze, and the moats and +drawbridges will either be passed by His Royal Highness's implacable +enemies, or crossed by the young scapegrace himself, who is determined to +outwit his guardians, and see the wicked world. The old King and Queen +always come in and find the chambers empty, the saucy heir-apparent +flown, the porter and sentinels drunk, the ancient tutor asleep; they +tear their venerable wigs in anguish, they kick the major-domo +downstairs, they turn the duenna out of doors--the toothless old dragon! +There is no resisting fate. The Princess will slip out of window by the +rope-ladder; the Prince will be off to pursue his pleasures, and sow his +wild oats at the appointed season. How many of our English princes have +been coddled at home by their fond papas and mammas, walled up in +inaccessible castles, with a tutor and a library, guarded by cordons of +sentinels, sermoners, old aunts, old women from the world without, and +have nevertheless escaped from all these guardians, and astonished the +world by their extravagance and their frolics? What a wild rogue was that +Prince Harry, son of the austere sovereign who robbed Richard the Second +of his crown,--the youth who took purses on Gadshill, frequented +Eastcheap taverns with Colonel Falstaff and worse company, and boxed +Chief Justice Gascoigne's ears! What must have been the venerable Queen +Charlotte's state of mind when she heard of the courses of her beautiful +young Prince; of his punting at gambling-tables; of his dealings with +horse-jockeys; of his awful doings with Perdita? Besides instances taken +from our Royal Family, could we not draw examples from our respected +nobility? There was that young Lord Warwick, Mr. Addison's stepson. We +know that his mother was severe, and his stepfather a most eloquent +moralist, yet the young gentleman's career was shocking, positively +shocking. He boxed the watch; he fuddled himself at taverns; he was no +better than a Mohock. The chronicles of that day contain accounts of many +a mad prank which he played, as we have legends of a still earlier date +of the lawless freaks of the wild Prince and Poins. Our people has never +looked very unkindly on these frolics. A young nobleman, full of life and +spirits, generous of his money, jovial in his humour, ready with his +sword, frank, handsome, prodigal, courageous, always finds favour. Young +Scapegrace rides a steeplechase or beats a bargeman, and the crowd +applauds him. Sages and seniors shake their heads, and look at him not +unkindly; even stern old female moralists are disarmed at the sight of +youth and gallantry, and beauty. I know very well that Charles Surface is +a sad dog, and Tom Jones no better than he should be; but, in spite of +such critics as Dr. Johnson and Colonel Newcome, most of us have a +sneaking regard for honest Tom, and hope Sophia will be happy, and Tom +will end well at last. + +Five-and-twenty years ago the young Earl of Kew came upon the town, which +speedily rang with the feats of his lordship. He began life time enough +to enjoy certain pleasures from which our young aristocracy of the +present day seem, alas! to be cut off. So much more peaceable and +polished do we grow, so much does the spirit of the age appear to +equalise all ranks; so strongly has the good sense of society, to which +in the end gentlemen of the very highest fashion must bow, put its veto +upon practices and amusements with which our fathers were familiar. At +that time the Sunday newspapers contained many and many exciting reports +of boxing-matches. Bruising was considered a fine manly old English +custom. Boys at public schools fondly perused histories of the noble +science, from the redoubtable days of Broughton and Slack, to the heroic +times of Dutch Sam and the Game Chicken. Young gentlemen went eagerly to +Moulsey to see the Slasher punch the Pet's head, or the Negro beat the +Jew's nose to a jelly. The island rang as yet with the tooting horns and +rattling teams of mail-coaches; a gay sight was the road in merry England +in those days, before steam-engines arose and flung its hostelry and +chivalry over. To travel in coaches, to drive coaches, to know coachmen +and guards, to be familiar with inns along the road, to laugh with the +jolly hostess in the bar, to chuck the pretty chambermaid under the chin, +were the delight of men who were young not very long ago. Who ever +thought of writing to the Times then? "Biffin," I warrant, did not grudge +his money, and "A Thirsty Soul" paid cheerfully for his drink. The road +was an institution, the ring was an institution. Men rallied round them; +and, not without a kind conservatism, expatiated upon the benefits with +which they endowed the country, and the evils which would occur when they +should be no more:--decay of English spirit, decay of manly pluck, ruin +of the breed of horses, and so forth, and so forth. To give and take a +black eye was not unusual nor derogatory in a gentleman; to drive a +stage-coach the enjoyment, the emulation of generous youth. Is there any +young fellow of the present time who aspires to take the place of a +stoker? You see occasionally in Hyde Park one dismal old drag with a +lonely driver. Where are you, charioteers? Where are you, O rattling +Quicksilver, O swift Defiance? You are passed by racers stronger and +swifter than you. Your lamps are out, and the music of your horns has +died away. + +Just at the ending of that old time, Lord Kew's life began. That kindly +middle-aged gentleman whom his county knows that good landlord, and +friend of all his tenantry round about; that builder of churches, and +indefatigable visitor of schools; that writer of letters to the farmers +of his shire, so full of sense and benevolence; who wins prizes at +agricultural shows, and even lectures at county town institutes in his +modest, pleasant way, was the wild young Lord Kew of a quarter of a +century back; who kept racehorses, patronised boxers, fought a duel, +thrashed a Life Guardsman, gambled furiously at Crockford's, and did who +knows what besides? + +His mother, a devout lady, nursed her son and his property carefully +during the young gentleman's minority: keeping him and his younger +brother away from all mischief, under the eyes of the most careful +pastors and masters. She learnt Latin with the boys, she taught them to +play on the piano: she enraged old Lady Kew, the children's grandmother, +who prophesied that her daughter-in-law would make milksops of her sons, +to whom the old lady was never reconciled until after my lord's entry at +Christchurch, where he began to distinguish himself very soon after his +first term. He drove tandems, kept hunters, gave dinners, scandalised the +Dean, screwed up the tutor's door, and agonised his mother at home by his +lawless proceedings. He quitted the University after a very brief sojourn +at that seat of learning. It may be the Oxford authorities requested his +lordship to retire; let bygones be bygones. His youthful son, the present +Lord Walham, is now at Christchurch, reading with the greatest assiduity. +Let us not be too particular in narrating his father's unedifying frolics +of a quarter of a century ago. + +Old Lady Kew, who, in conjunction with Mrs. Newcome, had made the +marriage between Mr. Brian Newcome and her daughter, always despised her +son-in-law; and being a frank, open person, uttering her mind always, +took little pains to conceal her opinion regarding him or any other +individual. "Sir Brian Newcome," she would say, "is one of the most +stupid and respectable of men; Anne is clever, but has not a grain of +common sense. They make a very well assorted couple. Her flightiness +would have driven any man crazy who had an opinion of his own. She would +have ruined any poor man of her own rank; as it is, I have given her a +husband exactly suited for her. He pays the bills, does not see how +absurd she is, keeps order in the establishment, and checks her follies. +She wanted to marry her cousin, Tom Poyntz, when they were both very +young, and proposed to die of a broken heart when I arranged her match +with Mr. Newcome. A broken fiddlestick! she would have ruined Tom Poyntz +in a year; and has no more idea of the cost of a leg of mutton, than I +have of algebra." + +The Countess of Kew loved Brighton, and preferred living there even at +the season when Londoners find such especial charms in their own city. +"London after Easter," the old lady said, "was intolerable. Pleasure +becomes a business, then so oppressive, that all good company is +destroyed by it. Half the men are sick with the feasts which they eat day +after day. The women are thinking of the half-dozen parties they have to +go to in the course of the night. The young girls are thinking of their +partners and their toilettes. Intimacy becomes impossible, and quiet +enjoyment of life. On the other hand, the crowd of bourgeois has not +invaded Brighton. The drive is not blocked up by flys full of +stockbrokers' wives and children; and you can take the air in your chair +upon the chain-pier, without being stifled by the cigars of the odious +shop-boys from London." So Lady Kew's name was usually amongst the +earliest which the Brighton newspapers recorded amongst the arrivals. + +Her only unmarried daughter, Lady Julia, lived with her ladyship. Poor +Lady Julia had suffered early from a spine disease, which had kept her +for many years to her couch. Being always at home, and under her mother's +eyes, she was the old lady's victim, her pincushion, into which Lady Kew +plunged a hundred little points of sarcasm daily. As children are +sometimes brought before magistrates, and their poor little backs and +shoulders laid bare, covered with bruises and lashes which brutal parents +have inflicted, so, I dare say, if there had been any tribunal or judge, +before whom this poor patient lady's heart could have been exposed, it +would have been found scarred all over with numberless ancient wounds, +and bleeding from yesterday's castigation. Old Lady Kew's tongue was a +dreadful thong which made numbers of people wince. She was not altogether +cruel, but she knew the dexterity with which she wielded her lash, and +liked to exercise it. Poor Lady Julia was always at hand, when her mother +was minded to try her powers. + +Lady Kew had just made herself comfortable at Brighton, when her little +grandson's illness brought Lady Anne Newcome and her family down to the +sea. Lady Kew was almost scared back to London again, or blown over the +water to Dieppe. She had never had the measles. "Why did not Anne carry +the child to some other place? Julia, you will on no account go and see +that little pestiferous swarm of Newcomes, unless you want to send me out +of the world--which I dare say you do, for I am a dreadful plague to you, +I know, and my death would be a release to you." + +"You see Doctor H., who visits the child every day," cries poor +Pincushion; "you are not afraid when he comes." + +"Doctor H.? Doctor H. comes to cure me, or to tell me the news, or to +flatter me, or to feel my pulse and to pretend to prescribe, or to take +his guinea; of course Dr. H. must go to see all sorts of people in all +sorts of diseases. You would not have me be such a brute as to order him +not to attend my own grandson? I forbid you to go to Anne's house. You +will send one of the men every day to inquire. Let the groom go--yes, +Charles--he will not go into the house. He will ring the bell and wait +outside. He had better ring the bell at the area--I suppose there is an +area--and speak to the servants through the bars, and bring us word how +Alfred is." Poor Pincushion felt fresh compunctions; she had met the +children, and kissed the baby, and held kind Ethel's hand in hers, that +day, as she was out in her chair. There was no use, however, to make this +confession. Is she the only good woman or man of whom domestic tyranny +has made a hypocrite? + +Charles, the groom, brings back perfectly favourable reports of Master +Alfred's health that day, which Doctor H., in the course of his visit, +confirms. The child is getting well rapidly; eating like a little ogre. +His cousin Lord Kew has been to see him. He is the kindest of men, Lord +Kew; he brought the little man Tom and Jerry with the pictures. The boy +is delighted with the pictures. + +"Why has not Kew come to see me? When did he come? Write him a note, and +send for him instantly, Julia. Did you know he was here?" + +Julia says, that she had but that moment read in the Brighton papers the +arrival of the Earl of Kew and the Honourable J. Belsize at the Albion. + +"I am sure they are here for some mischief," cries the old lady, +delighted. "Whenever George and John Belsize are together, I know there +is some wickedness planning. What do you know, Doctor? I see by your face +you know something. Do tell it me, that I may write it to his odious +psalm-singing mother." + +Doctor H.'s face does indeed wear a knowing look. He simpers and says, "I +did see Lord Kew driving this morning, first with the Honourable Mr. +Belsize, and afterwards"--here he glances towards Lady Julia, as if to +say, "Before an unmarried lady, I do not like to tell your ladyship with +whom I saw Lord Kew driving, after he had left the Honourable Mr. +Belsize, who went to play a match with Captain Huxtable at tennis." + +"Are you afraid to speak before Julia?" cries the elder lady. "Why, bless +my soul, she is forty years old, and has heard everything that can be +heard. Tell me about Kew this instant, Doctor H." + +The Doctor blandly acknowledges that Lord Kew had been driving Madame +Pozzoprofondo, the famous contralto of the Italian Opera, in his phaeton, +for two hours, in the face of all Brighton. + +"Yes, Doctor," interposes Lady Julia, blushing; "but Signor Pozzoprofondo +was in the carriage too--a-a-sitting behind with the groom. He was +indeed, mamma." + +"Julia, vous n'etes qu'une panache," says Lady Kew, shrugging her +shoulders, and looking at her daughter from under her bushy black +eyebrows. Her ladyship, a sister of the late lamented Marquis of Steyne, +possessed no small share of the wit and intelligence, and a considerable +resemblance to the features, of that distinguished nobleman. + +Lady Kew bids her daughter take a pen and write:--"Monsieur le Mauvais +Sujet,--Gentlemen who wish to take the sea air in private, or to avoid +their relations, had best go to other places than Brighton, where their +names are printed in the newspapers. If you are not drowned in a pozzo--" + +"Mamma!" interposes the secretary. + +"--in a pozzo-profondo, you will please come to dine with two old women, +at half-past seven. You may bring Mr. Belsize, and must tell us a hundred +stories.--Yours, etc., L. Kew." + +Julia wrote all the letter as her mother dictated it, save only one +sentence, and the note was sealed and despatched to my Lord Kew, who came +to dinner with Jack Belsize. Jack Belsize liked to dine with Lady Kew. He +said, "she was an old dear, and the wickedest old woman in all England;" +and he liked to dine with Lady Julia, who was "a poor suffering dear, and +the best woman in all England." Jack Belsize liked every one, and every +one liked him. + +Two evenings afterwards the young men repeated their visit to Lady Kew, +and this time Lord Kew was loud in praises of his cousins of the house of +Newcome. + +"Not of the eldest, Barnes, surely, my dear?" cries Lady Kew. + +"No, confound him! not Barnes." + +"No, d--- it, not Barnes. I beg your pardon, Lady Julia," broke in Jack +Belsize. "I can get on with most men; but that little Barney is too +odious a little snob." + +"A little what--Mr. Belsize?" + +"A little snob, ma'am. I have no other word, though he is your grandson. +I never heard him say a good word of any mortal soul, or do a kind +action." + +"Thank you, Mr. Belsize," says the lady. + +"But the others are capital. There is that little chap who has just had +the measles--he's a clear little brick. And as for Miss Ethel----" + +"Ethel is a trump, ma'am," says Lord Kew, slapping his hand on his knee. + +"Ethel is a brick, and Alfred is a trump, I think you say," remarks Lady +Kew, nodding approval; "and Barnes is a snob. This is very satisfactory +to know." + +"We met the children out to-day," cries the enthusiastic Kew, "as I was +driving Jack in the drag, and I got out and talked to 'em." + +"Governess an uncommonly nice woman--oldish, but--I beg your pardon, Lady +Julia," cries the inopportune Jack Belsize--"I'm always putting my foot +in it." + +"Putting your foot into what? Go on, Kew." + +"Well, we met the whole posse of children; and the little fellow wanted a +drive, and I said I would drive him and Ethel too, if she would come. +Upon my word she is as pretty a girl as you can see on a summer's day. +And the governess said 'No,' of course. Governesses always do. But I said +I was her uncle, and Jack paid her such a fine compliment, that the young +woman was mollified, and the children took their seats beside me, and +Jack went behind." + +"Where Monsieur Pozzoprofondo sits, bon." + +"We drove on to the Downs, and we were nearly coming to grief. My horses +are young, and when they get on the grass they are as if they were mad. +It was very wrong; I know it was." + +"D----d rash," interposes Jack. "He had nearly broken all our necks." + +"And my brother Frank would have been Lord Kew," continued the young +Earl, with a quiet smile. "What an escape for him! The horses ran away-- +ever so far--and I thought the carriage must upset. The poor little boy, +who has lost his pluck in the fever, began to cry; but that young girl, +though she was as white as a sheet, never gave up for a moment, and sate +in her place like a man. We met nothing, luckily; and I pulled the horses +in after a mile or two, and I drove 'em into Brighton as quiet as if I +had been driving a hearse. And that little trump of an Ethel, what do you +think she said? She said, 'I was not frightened, but you must not tell +mamma.' My aunt, it appears, was in a dreadful commotion--I ought to have +thought of that." + +"Lady Anne is a ridiculous old dear. I beg your pardon, Lady Kew," here +breaks in Jack the apologiser. + +"There is a brother of Sir Brian Newcome's staying with them," Lord Kew +proceeds; "an East India Colonel--a very fine-looking old boy." + +"Smokes awfully, row about it in the hotel. Go on, Kew; beg your----" + +"This gentleman was on the look-out for us, it appears, for when we came +in sight he despatched a boy who was with him, running like a lamplighter +back to my aunt, to say all was well. And he took little Alfred out of +the carriage, and then helped out Ethel, and said, 'My dear, you are too +pretty to scold; but you have given us all a belle peur.' And then he +made me and Jack a low bow, and stalked into the lodgings." + +"I think you do deserve to be whipped, both of you," cries Lady Kew. + +"We went up and made our peace with my aunt, and were presented in form +to the Colonel and his youthful cub." + +"As fine a fellow as ever I saw: and as fine a boy as ever I saw," cries +Jack Belsize. "The young chap is a great hand at drawing--upon my life +the best drawings I ever saw. And he was making a picture for little +What-d'you-call-'em. And Miss Newcome was looking over them. And Lady +Anne pointed out the group to me, and said how pretty it was. She is +uncommonly sentimental, you know, Lady Anne." + +"My daughter Anne is the greatest fool in the three kingdoms," cried Lady +Kew, looking fiercely over her spectacles. And Julia was instructed to +write that night to her sister, and desire that Ethel should be sent to +see her grandmother:--Ethel, who rebelled against her grandmother, and +always fought on her Aunt Julia's side, when the weaker was oppressed by +the older and stronger lady. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +At Mrs. Ridley's + + +Saint Peter of Alcantara, as I have read in a life of St. Theresa, +informed that devout lady that he had passed forty years of his life +sleeping only an hour and a half each day; his cell was but four feet and +a half long, so that he never lay down: his pillow was a wooden log in +the stone wall: he ate but once in three days: he was for three years in +a convent of his order without knowing any one of his brethren except by +the sound of their voices, for he never during this period took his eyes +off the ground: he always walked barefoot, and was but skin and bone when +he died. The eating only once in three days, so he told his sister Saint, +was by no means impossible, if you began the regimen in your youth. To +conquer sleep was the hardest of all austerities which he practised:--I +fancy the pious individual so employed, day after day, night after night, +on his knees, or standing up in devout meditation in the cupboard--his +dwelling-place; bareheaded and barefooted, walking over rocks, briars, +mud, sharp stones (picking out the very worst places, let us trust, with +his downcast eyes), under the bitter snow, or the drifting rain, or the +scorching sunshine--I fancy Saint Peter of Alcantara, and contrast him +with such a personage as the Incumbent of Lady Whittlesea's Chapel, +Mayfair. + +His hermitage is situated in Walpole Street, let us say, on the second +floor of a quiet mansion, let out to hermits by a nobleman's butler, +whose wife takes care of the lodgings. His cells consist of a refectory, +a dormitory, and an adjacent oratory where he keeps his shower-bath and +boots--the pretty boots trimly stretched on boot-trees and blacked to a +nicety (not varnished) by the boy who waits on him. The barefooted +business may suit superstitious ages and gentlemen of Alcantara, but does +not become Mayfair and the nineteenth century. If St. Pedro walked the +earth now with his eyes to the ground he would know fashionable divines +by the way in which they were shod. Charles Honeyman's is a sweet foot. I +have no doubt as delicate and plump and rosy as the white hand with its +two rings, which he passes in impassioned moments through his slender +flaxen hair. + +A sweet odour pervades his sleeping apartment--not that peculiar and +delicious fragrance with which the Saints of the Roman Church are said to +gratify the neighbourhood where they repose--but oils, redolent of the +richest perfumes of Macassar, essences (from Truefitt's or Delcroix's) +into which a thousand flowers have expressed their sweetest breath, await +his meek head on rising; and infuse the pocket-handkerchief with which he +dries and draws so many tears. For he cries a good deal in his sermons, +to which the ladies about him contribute showers of sympathy. + +By his bedside are slippers lined with blue silk and worked of an +ecclesiastical pattern, by some of the faithful who sit at his feet. They +come to him in anonymous parcels: they come to him in silver paper: boys +in buttons (pages who minister to female grace!) leave them at the door +for the Rev. C. Honeyman, and slip away without a word. Purses are sent +to him--penwipers--a portfolio with the Honeyman arms; yea, braces have +been known to reach him by the post (in his days of popularity); and +flowers, and grapes, and jelly when he was ill, and throat comforters, +and lozenges for his dear bronchitis. In one of his drawers is the rich +silk cassock presented to him by his congregation at Leatherhead (when +the young curate quitted that parish for London duty), and on his +breakfast-table the silver teapot, once filled with sovereigns and +presented by the same devotees. The devo-teapot he has, but the +sovereigns, where are they? + +What a different life this is from our honest friend of Alcantara, who +eats once in three days! At one time if Honeyman could have drunk tea +three times in an evening, he might have had it. The glass on his +chimneypiece is crowded with invitations, not merely cards of ceremony +(of which there are plenty), but dear little confidential notes from +sweet friends of his congregation. "Ob, dear Mr. Honeyman," writes +Blanche, "what a sermon that was! I cannot go to bed to-night without +thanking you for it." "Do, do, dear Mr. Honeyman," writes Beatrice, "lend +me that delightful sermon. And can you come and drink tea with me and +Selina, and my aunt? Papa and mamma dine out, but you know I am always +your faithful Chesterfield Street." And so on. He has all the domestic +accomplishments; he plays on the violoncello: he sings a delicious +second, not only in sacred but in secular music. He has a thousand +anecdotes, laughable riddles, droll stories (of the utmost correctness, +you understand) with which he entertains females of all ages; suiting his +conversation to stately matrons, deaf old dowagers (who can hear his +clear voice better than the loudest roar of their stupid sons-in-law), +mature spinsters, young beauties dancing through the season, even rosy +little slips out of the nursery, who cluster round his beloved feet. +Societies fight for him to preach their charity sermon. You read in the +papers, "The Wapping Hospital for Wooden-legged Seamen.--On Sunday the +23rd, Sermons will be preached in behalf of this charity, by the Lord +Bishop of Tobago in the morning, in the afternoon by the Rev. C. +Honeyman, A.M., Incumbent of," etc. "Clergymen's Grandmothers' Fund.-- +Sermons in aid of this admirable institution will be preached on Sunday, +4th May, by the Very Rev. the Dean of Pimlico, and the Rev. C. Honeyman, +A.M." When the Dean of Pimlico has his illness, many people think +Honeyman will have the Deanery; that he ought to have it, a hundred +female voices vow and declare: though it is said that a right reverend +head at headquarters shakes dubiously when his name is mentioned for +preferment. His name is spread wide, and not only women but men come to +hear him. Members of Parliament, even Cabinet Ministers, sit under him. +Lord Dozeley of course is seen in a front pew: where was a public meeting +without Lord Dozeley? The men come away from his sermons and say, "It's +very pleasant, but I don't know what the deuce makes all you women crowd +so to hear the man." "Oh, Charles! if you would but go oftener!" sighs +Lady Anna Maria. "Can't you speak to the Home Secretary? Can't you do +something for him?" "We can ask him to dinner next Wednesday if you +like," Says Charles. "They say he's a pleasant fellow out of the wood. +Besides there is no use in doing anything for him," Charles goes on. "He +can't make less than a thousand a year out of his chapel, and that is +better than anything any one can give him. A thousand a year, besides the +rent of the wine-vaults below the chapel." + +"Don't, Charles!" says his wife, with a solemn look. "Don't ridicule +things in that way. + +"Confound it! there are wine-vaults under the chapel!" answers downright +Charles. "I saw the name, Sherrick and Co.; offices, a green door, and a +brass plate. It's better to sit over vaults with wine in them than +coffins. I wonder whether it's the Sherrick with whom Kew and Jack +Belsize had that ugly row?" + +"What ugly row?--don't say ugly row. It is not a nice word to hear the +children use. Go on, my darlings. What was the dispute of Lord Kew and +Mr. Belsize, and this Mr. Sherrick?" + +"It was all about pictures, and about horses, and about money, and about +one other subject which enters into every row that I ever heard of." + +"And what is that, dear?" asks the innocent lady, hanging on her +husband's arm, and quite pleased to have led him to church and brought +him thence. "And what is it, that enters into every row, as you call it, +Charles?" + +"A woman, my love," answers the gentleman, behind whom we have been in +imagination walking out from Charles Honeyman's church on a Sunday in +June: as the whole pavement blooms with artificial flowers and fresh +bonnets; as there is a buzz and cackle all around regarding the sermon; +as carriages drive off; as lady-dowagers walk home; as prayer-books and +footmen's sticks gleam in the sun; as little boys with baked mutton and +potatoes pass from the courts; as children issue from the public-houses +with pots of beer; as the Reverend Charles Honeyman, who has been drawing +tears in the sermon, and has seen, not without complacent throbs, a +Secretary of State in the pew beneath him, divests himself of his rich +silk cassock in the vestry, before he walks away to his neighbouring +hermitage--where have we placed it?--in Walpole Street. I wish St. Pedro +of Alcantara could have some of that shoulder of mutton with the baked +potatoes, and a drink of that frothing beer. See, yonder trots little +Lord Dozeley, who has been asleep for an hour with his head against the +wood, like St. Pedro of Alcantara. + +An East Indian gentleman and his son wait until the whole chapel is +clear, and survey Lady Whittlesea's monument at their leisure, and other +hideous slabs erected in memory of defunct frequenters of the chapel. +Whose was that face which Colonel Newcome thought he recognised--that of +a stout man who came down from the organ-gallery? Could it be Broff the +bass singer, who delivered the "Red Cross Knight" with such applause at +the Cave of Melody, and who has been singing in this place? There are +some chapels in London, where, the function over, one almost expects to +see the sextons put brown hollands over the pews and galleries, as they +do at the Theatre Royal, Covent Garden. + +The writer of these veracious pages was once walking through a splendid +English palace, standing amidst parks and gardens, than which none more +magnificent has been seen since the days of Aladdin, in company with a +melancholy friend, who viewed all things darkly through his gloomy eyes. +The housekeeper, pattering on before us from chamber to chamber, was +expatiating upon the magnificence of this picture; the beauty of that +statue; the marvellous richness of these hangings and carpets; the +admirable likeness of the late Marquis by Sir Thomas; of his father, the +fifth Earl, by Sir Joshua, and so on; when, in the very richest room of +the whole castle, Hicks--such was my melancholy companion's name--stopped +the cicerone in her prattle, saying in a hollow voice, "And now, madam, +will you show us the closet where the skeleton is?" The seared +functionary paused in the midst of her harangue; that article was not +inserted in the catalogue which she daily utters to visitors for their +half-crown. Hicks's question brought a darkness down upon the hall where +we were standing. We did not see the room: and yet I have no doubt there +is such an one; and ever after, when I have thought of the splendid +castle towering in the midst of shady trees, under which the dappled deer +are browsing; of the terraces gleaming with statues, and bright with a +hundred thousand flowers; of the bridges and shining fountains and rivers +wherein the castle windows reflect their festive gleams, when the halls +are filled with happy feasters, and over the darkling woods comes the +sound of music;--always, I say, when I think of Castle Bluebeard:--it is +to think of that dark little closet, which I know is there, and which the +lordly owner opens shuddering--after midnight--when he is sleepless and +must go unlock it, when the palace is hushed, when beauties are sleeping +around him unconscious, and revellers are at rest. O Mrs. Housekeeper: +all the other keys hast thou: but that key thou hast not! + +Have we not all such closets, my jolly friend, as well as the noble +Marquis of Carabas? At night, when all the house is asleep but you, don't +you get up and peep into yours? When you in your turn are slumbering, up +gets Mrs. Brown from your side, steals downstairs like Amina to her +ghoul, clicks open the secret door, and looks into her dark depository. +Did she tell you of that little affair with Smith long before she knew +you? Psha! who knows any one save himself alone? Who, in showing his +house to the closest and dearest, doesn't keep back the key of a closet +or two? I think of a lovely reader laying down the page and looking over +at her unconscious husband, asleep, perhaps, after dinner. Yes, madam, a +closet he hath: and you, who pry into everything, shall never have the +key of it. I think of some honest Othello pausing over this very sentence +in a railroad carriage, and stealthily gazing at Desdemona opposite to +him, innocently administering sandwiches to their little boy--I am trying +to turn off the sentence with a joke, you see--I feel it is growing too +dreadful, too serious. + +And to what, pray, do these serious, these disagreeable, these almost +personal observations tend? To this simply, that Charles Honeyman, the +beloved and popular preacher, the elegant divine to whom Miss Blanche +writes sonnets, and whom Miss Beatrice invites to tea; who comes with +smiles on his lip, gentle sympathy in his tones, innocent gaiety in his +accent; who melts, rouses, terrifies in the pulpit; who charms over the +tea-urn and the bland bread-and-butter: Charles Honeyman has one or two +skeleton closets in his lodgings, Walpole Street, Mayfair; and many a +wakeful night, whilst Mrs. Ridley, his landlady, and her tired husband, +the nobleman's major-domo, whilst the lodger on the first floor, whilst +the cook and housemaid and weary little bootboy are at rest (mind you, +they have all got their closets, which they open with their +skeleton-keys); he wakes up, and looks at the ghastly occupant of that +receptacle. One of the Reverend Charles Honeyman's grisly night-haunters +is--but stop; let us give a little account of the lodgings, and of some +of the people frequenting the same. + +First floor, Mr. Bagshot, Member for a Norfolk borough. Stout jolly +gentleman;--dines at the Carlton Club; greatly addicted to Greenwich and +Richmond, in the season: bets in a moderate way: does not go into +society, except now and again to the chiefs of his party, when they give +great entertainments; and once or twice to the houses of great country +dons who dwell near him in the country. Is not of very good family; was, +in fact, an apothecary: married a woman with money, much older than +himself, who does not like London, and stops at home at Hummingham, not +much to the displeasure of Bagshot; gives every now and then nice little +quiet dinners, which Mrs. Ridley cooks admirably, to exceedingly stupid +jolly old Parliamentary fogies, who absorb, with much silence and +cheerfulness, a vast quantity of wine. They have just begun to drink '24 +claret now, that of '15 being scarce, and almost drunk up. Writes daily, +and hears every morning from Mrs. Bagshot; does not read her letters +always: does not rise till long past eleven o'clock of a Sunday, and has +John Bull and Bell's Life, in bed: frequents the Blue Posts sometimes; +rides a stout cob out of his county, and pays like the Bank of England. + +The house is a Norfolk house. Mrs. Ridley was housekeeper to the great +Squire Bayham, who had the estate before the Conqueror, and who came to +such a dreadful crash in the year 1825, the year of the panic. Bayhams +still belongs to the family, but in what a state, as those can say who +recollect it in its palmy days! Fifteen hundred acres of the best +land in England were sold off: all the timber cut down as level as a +billiard-board. Mr. Bayham now lives up in one corner of the house, which +used to be filled with the finest company in Europe. Law bless you! the +Bayhams have seen almost all the nobility of England come in and go out, +and were gentlefolks when many a fine lord's father of the present day +was sweeping a counting-house. + +The house will hold genteelly no more than these two inmates; but in the +season it manages to accommodate Miss Cann, who too was from Bayhams, +having been a governess there to the young lady who is dead, and who now +makes such a livelihood as she can best raise, by going out as a daily +teacher. Miss Cann dines with Mrs. Ridley in the adjoining little +back-parlour. Ridley but seldom can be spared to partake of the family +dinner, his duties in the house and about the person of my Lord Todmorden +keeping him constantly near that nobleman. How little Miss Cann can go on +and keep alive on the crumb she eats for breakfast, and the scrap she +picks at dinner, du astonish Mrs. Ridley, that it du! She declares that +the two canary-birds encaged in her window (whence is a cheerful prospect +of the back of Lady Whittlesea's Chapel) eat more than Miss Cann. The two +birds set up a tremendous singing and chorussing when Miss Cann, spying +the occasion of the first-floor lodger's absence, begins practising her +music-pieces. Such trills, roulades, and flourishes go on from the birds +and the lodger! it is a wonder how any fingers can move over the jingling +ivory so quickly as Miss Cann's. Excellent a woman as she is, admirably +virtuous, frugal, brisk, honest, and cheerful, I would not like to live +in lodgings where there was a lady so addicted to playing variations. No +more does Honeyman. On a Saturday, when he is composing his valuable +sermons (the rogue, you may be sure, leaves his work to the last day, and +there are, I am given to understand, among the clergy many better men +than Honeyman, who are as dilatory as he), he begs, he entreats with +tears in his eyes, that Miss Cann's music may cease. I would back little +Cann to write a sermon against him, for all his reputation as a popular +preacher. + +Old and weazened as that piano is, feeble and cracked her voice, it is +wonderful what a pleasant concert she can give in that parlour of a +Saturday evening, to Mrs. Ridley, who generally dozes a good deal, and to +a lad, who listens with all his soul, with tears sometimes in his great +eyes, with crowding fancies filling his brain and throbbing at his heart, +as the artist plies her humble instrument. She plays old music of Handel +and Haydn, and the little chamber anon swells into a cathedral, and he +who listens beholds altars lighted, priests ministering, fair children +swinging censers, great oriel windows gleaming in sunset, and seen +through arched columns and avenues of twilight marble. The young fellow +who hears her has been often and often to the opera and the theatres. As +she plays Don Juan, Zerlina comes tripping over the meadows, and Masetto +after her, with a crowd of peasants and maidens: and they sing the +sweetest of all music, and the heart beats with happiness, and kindness, +and pleasure. Piano, pianissimo! the city is hushed. The towers of the +great cathedral rise in the distance, its spires lighted by the broad +moon. The statues in the moonlit place cast long shadows athwart the +pavement: but the fountain in the midst is dressed out like Cinderella +for the night, and sings and wears a crest of diamonds. That great sombre +street all in shade, can it be the famous Toledo?--or is it the Corso?-- +or is it the great street in Madrid, the one which leads to the Escurial +where the Rubens and Velasquez are? It is Fancy Street--Poetry Street-- +Imagination Street--the street where lovely ladies look from balconies, +where cavaliers strike mandolins and draw swords and engage, where long +processions pass, and venerable hermits, with long beards, bless the +kneeling people: where the rude soldiery, swaggering through the place +with flags and halberts, and fife and dance, seize the slim waists of the +daughters of the people, and bid the pifferari play to their dancing. +Blow, bagpipes, a storm of harmony! become trumpets, trombones, +ophicleides, fiddles, and bassoons! Fire, guns sound, tocsins! Shout, +people! Louder, shriller and sweeter than all, sing thou, ravishing +heroine! And see, on his cream-coloured charger Massaniello prances in, +and Fra Diavolo leaps down the balcony, carabine in hand; and Sir Huon of +Bordeaux sails up to the quay with the Sultan's daughter of Babylon. All +these delights and sights, and joys and glories, these thrills of +sympathy, movements of unknown longing, and visions of beauty, a young +sickly lad of eighteen enjoys in a little dark room where there is a bed +disguised in the shape of a wardrobe, and a little old woman is playing +under a gas-lamp on the jingling keys of an old piano. + +For a long time Mr. Samuel Ridley, butler and confidential valet to the +Right Honourable John James Baron Todmorden, was in a state of the +greatest despair and gloom about his only son, the little John James,--a +sickly and almost deformed child "of whom there was no making nothink," +as Mr. Ridley said. His figure precluded him from following his father's +profession, and waiting upon the British nobility, who naturally require +large and handsome men to skip up behind their rolling carriages, and +hand their plates at dinner. When John James was six years old his father +remarked, with tears in his eyes, he wasn't higher than a plate-basket. +The boys jeered at him in the streets--some whopped him, spite of his +diminutive size. At school he made but little progress. He was always +sickly and dirty, and timid and crying, whimpering in the kitchen away +from his mother; who, though she loved him, took Mr. Ridley's view of his +character, and thought him little better than an idiot until such time as +little Miss Cann took him in hand, when at length there was some hope of +him. + +"Half-witted, you great stupid big man," says Miss Cann, who had a fine +spirit of her own. "That boy half-witted! He has got more wit in his +little finger than you have in all your great person! You are a very good +man, Ridley, very good-natured I'm sure, and bear with the teasing of a +waspish old woman: but you are not the wisest of mankind. Tut, tut, don't +tell me. You know you spell out the words when you read the newspaper +still, and what would your bills look like if I did not write them in my +nice little hand? I tell you that boy is a genius. I tell you that one +day the world will hear of him. His heart is made of pure gold. You think +that all the wit belongs to the big people. Look at me, you great tall +man! Am I not a hundred times cleverer than you are? Yes, and John James +is worth a thousand such insignificant little chits as I am; and he is as +tall as me too, sir. Do you hear that! One day I am determined he shall +dine at Lord Todmorden's table, and he shall get the prize at the Royal +Academy, and be famous, sir--famous!" + +"Well, Miss C., I wish he may get it; that's all I say," answers Mr. +Ridley. "The poor fellow does no harm, that I acknowledge; but I never +see the good he was up to yet. I wish he'd begin it; I du wish he would +now." And the honest gentleman relapses into the study of his paper. + +All those beautiful sounds and thoughts which Miss Cann conveys to him +out of her charmed piano, the young artist straightway translates into +forms; and knights in armour, with plume, and shield, and battle-axe; and +splendid young noblemen with flowing ringlets, and bounteous plumes of +feathers, and rapiers, and russet boots; and fierce banditti with crimson +tights, doublets profusely illustrated with large brass buttons, and the +dumpy basket-hilted claymores known to be the favourite weapon with which +these whiskered ruffians do battle; wasp-waisted peasant girls, and young +countesses with oh, such large eyes and the lips!--all these splendid +forms of war and beauty crowd to the young draughtsman's pencil, and +cover letter-backs, copybooks, without end. If his hand strikes off some +face peculiarly lovely, and to his taste, some fair vision that has shone +on his imagination, some houri of a dancer, some bright young lady of +fashion in an opera-box, whom he has seen, or fancied he has seen (for +the youth is short-sighted, though he hardly as yet knows his +misfortune)--if he has made some effort extraordinarily successful, our +young Pygmalion hides away the masterpiece, and he paints the beauty with +all his skill; the lips a bright carmine, the eyes a deep, deep cobalt, +the cheeks a dazzling vermilion, the ringlets of a golden hue; and he +worships this sweet creature of his in secret, fancies a history for her; +a castle to storm, a tyrant usurper who keeps her imprisoned, and a +prince in black ringlets and a spangled cloak, who scales the tower, who +slays the tyrant, and then kneels gracefully at the princess's feet, and +says, "Lady, wilt thou be mine?" + +There is a kind lady in the neighbourhood, who takes in dressmaking for +the neighbouring maid-servants, and has a small establishment of +lollipops, theatrical characters, and ginger-beer for the boys in Little +Craggs Buildings, hard by the Running Footman public-house, where father +and other gentlemen's gentlemen have their club: this good soul also +sells Sunday newspapers to the footmen of the neighbouring gentry; and +besides, has a stock of novels for the ladies of the upper servants' +table. Next to Miss Cann, Miss Flinders is John James's greatest friend +and benefactor. She has remarked him when he was quite a little man, and +used to bring his father's beer of a Sunday. Out of her novels he has +taught himself to read, dull boy at the day-school though he was, and +always the last in his class, there. Hours, happy hours, has he spent +cowering behind her counter, or hugging her books under his pinafore when +he had leave to carry them home. The whole library has passed through his +hands, his long, lean, tremulous hands, and under his eager eyes. He has +made illustrations to every one of those books, and been frightened at +his own pictures of Manfroni or the One-handed Monk, Abellino the +Terrific Bravo of Venice, and Rinaldo Rinaldini Captain of Robbers. How +he has blistered Thaddeus of Warsaw with his tears, and drawn him in his +Polish cap, and tights, and Hessians! William Wallace, the Hero of +Scotland, how nobly he has depicted him! With what whiskers and bushy +ostrich plumes!--in a tight kilt, and with what magnificent calves to his +legs, laying about him with his battle-axe, and bestriding the bodies of +King Edward's prostrate cavaliers! At this time Mr. Honeyman comes to +lodge in Walpole Street, and brings a set of Scott's novels, for which he +subscribed when at Oxford; and young John James, who at first waits upon +him and does little odd jobs for the reverend gentleman, lights upon the +volumes, and reads them with such a delight and passion of pleasure as +all the delights of future days will scarce equal. A fool, is he?--an +idle feller, out of whom no good will ever come, as his father says. +There was a time when, in despair of any better chance for him, his +parents thought of apprenticing him to a tailor, and John James was waked +up from a dream of Rebecca and informed of the cruelty meditated against +him. I forbear to describe the tears and terror, and frantic desperation +in which the poor boy was plunged. Little Miss Cann rescued him from that +awful board, and Honeyman likewise interceded for him, and Mr. Bagshot +promised that, as soon as his party came in, he would ask the Minister +for a tide-waitership for him; for everybody liked the solemn, +soft-hearted, willing little lad, and no one knew him less than his +pompous and stupid and respectable father. + +Miss Cann painted flowers and card-screens elegantly, and "finished" +pencil-drawings most elaborately for her pupils. She could copy prints, +so that at a little distance you would scarcely know that the copy in +stumped chalk was not a bad mezzotinto engraving. She even had a little +old paint-box, and showed you one or two ivory miniatures out of the +drawer. She gave John James what little knowledge of drawing she had, and +handed him over her invaluable recipes for mixing water-colours--"for +trees in foregrounds, burnt sienna and indigo"--"for very dark foliage, +ivory black and gamboge"--"for flesh-colour," etc. etc. John James went +through her poor little course, but not so brilliantly as she expected. +She was forced to own that several of her pupils' "pieces" were executed +much more dexterously than Johnny Ridley's. Honeyman looked at the boy's +drawings from time to time, and said, "Hm, ha!--very clever--a great deal +of fancy, really." But Honeyman knew no more of the subject than a deaf +and dumb man knows of music. He could talk the art cant very glibly, and +had a set of Morghens and Madonnas as became a clergyman and a man of +taste; but he saw not with eyes such as those wherewith Heaven had +endowed the humble little butler's boy, to whom splendours of Nature were +revealed to vulgar sights invisible, and beauties manifest in forms, +colours, shadows of common objects, where most of the world saw only what +was dull, and gross, and familiar. One reads in the magic story-books of +a charm or a flower which the wizard gives, and which enables the bearer +to see the fairies. O enchanting boon of Nature, which reveals to the +possessor the hidden spirits of beauty round about him! spirits which the +strongest and most gifted masters compel into painting or song. To others +it is granted but to have fleeting glimpses of that fair Art-world; and +tempted by ambition, or barred by faint-heartedness, or driven by +necessity, to turn away thence to the vulgar life-track, and the light of +common day. + +The reader who has passed through Walpole Street scores of times, knows +the discomfortable architecture of all, save the great houses built in +Queen Anne's and George the First's time; and while some of the +neighbouring streets, to wit, Great Craggs Street, Bolingbroke Street, +and others, contain mansions fairly coped with stone, with little +obelisks before the doors, and great extinguishers wherein the torches of +the nobility's running footmen were put out a hundred and thirty or forty +years ago:--houses which still remain abodes of the quality, and where +you shall see a hundred carriages gather of a public night; Walpole +Street has quite faded away into lodgings, private hotels, doctors' +houses, and the like; nor is No. 23 (Ridley's) by any means the best +house in the street. The parlour, furnished and tenanted by Miss Cann as +has been described; the first floor, Bagshot, Esq., M.P.; the second +floor, Honeyman; what remains but the garrets, and the ample staircase +and the kitchens? and the family being all put to bed, how can you +imagine there is room for any more inhabitants? + +And yet there is one lodger more, and one who, like almost all the other +personages mentioned up to the present time (and some of whom you have no +idea yet), will play a definite part in the ensuing history. At night, +when Honeyman comes in, he finds on the hall-table three wax bedroom +candles--his own, Bagshot's, and another. As for Miss Cann, she is locked +into the parlour in bed long ago, her stout little walking-shoes being on +the mat at the door. At 12 o'clock at noon, sometimes at 1, nay at 2 and +3--long after Bagshot is gone to his committees, and little Cann to her +pupils--a voice issues from the very topmost floor, from a room where +there is no bell; a voice of thunder calling out "Slavey! Julia! Julia, +my love! Mrs. Ridley!" And this summons not being obeyed, it will not +unfrequently happen that a pair of trousers enclosing a pair of boots +with iron heels, and known by the name of the celebrated Prussian General +who came up to help the other christener of boots at Waterloo, will be +flung down from the topmost story, even to the marble floor of the +resounding hall. Then the boy Thomas, otherwise called Slavey, may say, +"There he goes again;" or Mrs. Ridley's own back-parlour bell rings +vehemently, and Julia the cook will exclaim, "Lor, it's Mr. Frederick." + +If the breeches and boots are not understood, the owner himself appears +in great wrath dancing on the upper story; dancing down to the lower +floor; and loosely enveloped in a ragged and flowing robe de chambre. In +this costume and condition he will dance into Honeyman's apartment, where +that meek divine may be sitting with a headache or over a novel or a +newspaper; dance up to the fire flapping his robe-tails, poke it, and +warm himself there; dance up to the cupboard where his reverence keeps +his sherry, and help himself to a glass. + +"Salve, spes fidei, lumen ecclesiae," he will say; "here's towards you, +my buck. I knows the tap. Sherrick's Marsala bottled three months after +date, at two hundred and forty-six shillings the dozen." + +"Indeed, indeed it's not" (and now we are coming to an idea of the +skeleton in poor Honeyman's closet--not that this huge handsome jolly +Fred Bayham is the skeleton, far from it. Mr. Frederick weighs fourteen +stone). "Indeed, indeed it isn't, Fred, I'm sure," sighs the other. "You +exaggerate, indeed you do. The wine is not dear, not by any means so +expensive as you say." + +"How much a glass, think you?" says Fred, filling another bumper. "A +half-crown, think ye?--a half-crown, Honeyman? By cock and pye, it is not +worth a bender." He says this in the manner of the most celebrated +tragedian of the day. He can imitate any actor, tragic or comic; any +known Parliamentary orator or clergyman; any saw, cock, cloop of a cork +wrenched from a bottle and guggling of wine into the decanter afterwards, +bee buzzing, little boy up a chimney, etc. He imitates people being ill +on board a steam-packet so well that he makes you die of laughing: his +uncle the Bishop could not resist this comic exhibition, and gave Fred a +cheque for a comfortable sum of money; and Fred, getting cash for the +cheque at the Cave of Harmony, imitated his uncle the Bishop and his +Chaplain, winding up with his Lordship and Chaplain being unwell at sea-- +the Chaplain and Bishop quite natural and distinct. + +"How much does a glass of this sack cost thee, Charley?" resumes Fred, +after this parenthesis. "You say it is not dear. Charles Honeyman, you +had, even from your youth up, a villainous habit. And I perfectly well +remember, sir, in boyhood's breezy hour, when I was the delight of his +school, that you used to tell lies to your venerable father. You did, +Charles. Excuse the frankness of an early friend, it's my belief you'd +rather lie than not. Hm"--he looks at the cards in the chimney-glass +"Invitations to dinner, proffers of muffins. Do lend me your sermon. Oh, +you old impostor! you hoary old Ananias! I say, Charley, why haven't you +picked out some nice girl for yours truly? One with lauds and beeves, +with rents and consols, mark you? I have no money, 'tis true, but then I +don't owe as much as you. I am a handsomer man than you are. Look at this +chest" (he slaps it), "these limbs; they are manly, sir, manly." + +"For Heaven's sake, Bayham," cries Mr. Honeyman, white with terror; "if +anybody were to come----" + +"What did I say anon, sir? that I was manly, ay, manly. Let any ruffian, +save a bailiff, come and meet the doughty arm of Frederick Bayham." + +"Oh, Lord, Lord, here's somebody coming into the room!" cries Charles, +sinking back on the sofa, as the door opens. + +"Ha! dost thou come with murderous intent?" and he now advances in an +approved offensive attitude. "Caitiff, come on, come on!" and he walks +off with a tragic laugh, crying, "Ha, ha, ha, 'tis but the slavey!" + +The slavey has Mr. Frederick's hot water, and a bottle of sodawater on +the same tray. He has been instructed to bring soda whenever he hears the +word slavey pronounced from above. The bottle explodes, and Frederick +drinks, and hisses after his drink as though he had been all hot within. + +"What's o'clock now, slavey--half-past three? Let me see, I breakfasted +exactly ten hours ago, in the rosy morning, off a modest cup of coffee in +Covent Garden Market. Coffee, a penny; bread, a simple halfpenny. What +has Mrs. Ridley for dinner?" + +"Please, sir, roast pork." + +"Get me some. Bring it into my room, unless, Honeyman, you insist upon my +having it here, kind fellow!" + +At the moment a smart knock comes to the door, and Fred says, "Well, +Charles, it may be a friend or a lady come to confess, and I'm off; I +knew you'd be sorry I was going. Tom, bring up my things; brush 'em +gently, you scoundrel, and don't take the nap off. Bring up the roast +pork, and plenty of apple-sauce, tell Mrs. Ridley, with my love; and one +of Mr. Honeyman's shirts, and one of his razors. Adieu, Charles! Amend! +Remember me." And he vanishes into the upper chambers. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +In which everybody is asked to Dinner + + +John James had opened the door hastening to welcome a friend and patron, +the sight of whom always gladdened the youth's eyes; no other than Clive +Newcome--in young Ridley's opinion, the most splendid, fortunate, +beautiful, high-born, and gifted youth this island contained. What +generous boy in his time has not worshipped somebody? Before the female +enslaver makes her appearance, every lad has a friend of friends, a crony +of cronies, to whom he writes immense letters in vacation, whom he +cherishes in his heart of hearts; whose sister he proposes to marry in +after life; whose purse he shares; for whom he will take a thrashing if +need be: who is his hero. Clive was John James's youthful divinity: when +he wanted to draw Thaddeus of Warsaw, a Prince, Ivanhoe, or some one +splendid and egregious, it was Clive he took for a model. His heart leapt +when he saw the young fellow. He would walk cheerfully to Grey Friars, +with a letter or message for Clive, on the chance of seeing him, and +getting a kind word from him, or a shake of the hand. An ex-butler of +Lord Todmorden was a pensioner in the Grey Friars Hospital (it has been +said that at that ancient establishment is a college for old men as well +as for boys), and this old man would come sometimes to his successor's +Sunday dinner, and grumble from the hour of that meal until nine o'clock, +when he was forced to depart, so as to be within Grey Friars' gates +before ten; grumble about his dinner--grumble about his beer--grumble +about the number of chapels he had to attend, about the gown he wore, +about the master's treatment of him, about the want of plums in the +pudding, as old men and schoolboys grumble. It was wonderful what a +liking John James took to this odious, querulous, graceless, stupid, and +snuffy old man, and how he would find pretexts for visiting him at his +lodging in the old hospital. He actually took that journey that he might +have a chance of seeing Clive. He sent Clive notes and packets of +drawings; thanked him for books lent, asked advice about future reading-- +anything, so that he might have a sight of his pride, his patron, his +paragon. + +I am afraid Clive Newcome employed him to smuggle rum-shrub and cigars +into the premises; giving him appointments in the school precincts, where +young Clive would come and stealthily receive the forbidden goods. The +poor lad was known by the boys, and called Newcome's Punch. He was all +but hunchbacked; long and lean in the arm; sallow, with a great forehead, +and waving black hair, and large melancholy eyes. + +"What, is it you, J. J.?" cries Clive gaily, when his humble friend +appears at the door. "Father, this is my friend Ridley. This is the +fellow what can draw." + +"I know who I will back against any young man of his size at that," says +the Colonel, looking at Clive fondly. He considered there was not such a +genius in the world; and had already thought of having some of Clive's +drawings published by M'Lean of the Haymarket. + +"This is my father just come from India--and Mr. Pendennis, an old Grey +Friars' man. Is my uncle at home?" Both these gentlemen bestow rather +patronising nods of the head on the lad introduced to them as J. J. His +exterior is but mean-looking. Colonel Newcome, one of the humblest-minded +men alive, has yet his old-fashioned military notions; and speaks to a +butler's son as to a private soldier, kindly, but not familiarly. + +"Mr Honeyman is at home, gentlemen," the young lad says, humbly. "Shall I +show you up to his room?" And we walk up the stairs after our guide. We +find Mr. Honeyman deep in study on his sofa, with Pearson on the Creed +before him. The novel has been whipped under the pillow. Clive found it +there some short time afterwards, during his uncle's temporary absence in +his dressing-room. He has agreed to suspend his theological studies, and +go out with his brother-in-law to dine. + +As Clive and his friends were at Honeyman's door, and just as we were +entering to see the divine seated in state before his folio, Clive +whispers, "J. J., come along, old fellow, and show us some drawings. What +are you doing?" + +"I was doing some Arabian Nights," says J. J., "up in my room; and +hearing a knock which I thought was yours, I came down." + +"Show us the pictures. Let's go up into your room," cries Clive. "What-- +will you?" says the other. "It is but a very small place." + +"Never mind, come along," says Clive; and the two lads disappear +together, leaving the three grown gentlemen to discourse together, or +rather two of us to listen to Honeyman, who expatiates upon the beauty of +the weather, the difficulties of the clerical calling, the honour Colonel +Newcome does him by a visit, etc., with his usual eloquence. + +After a while Clive comes down without J. J., from the upper regions. He +is greatly excited. "Oh, sir," he says to his father, "you talk about my +drawings--you should see J. J.'s! By Jove, that fellow is a genius. They +are beautiful, sir. You seem actually to read the Arabian Nights, you +know, only in pictures. There is Scheherazade telling the stories, and-- +what do you call her?--Dinarzade and the Sultan sitting in bed and +listening. Such a grim old cove! You see he has cut off ever so many of +his wives' heads. I can't think where that chap gets his ideas from. I +can beat him in drawing horses, I know, and dogs; but I can only draw +what I see. Somehow he seems to see things we don't, don't you know? Oh, +father, I'm determined I'd rather be a painter than anything." And he +falls to drawing horses and dogs at his uncle's table, round which the +elders are seated. + +"I've settled it upstairs with J. J.," says Clive, working away with his +pen. "We shall take a studio together; perhaps we will go abroad +together. Won't that be fun, father?" + +"My dear Clive," remarks Mr. Honeyman, with bland dignity, "there are +degrees in society which we must respect. You surely cannot think of +being a professional artist. Such a profession is very well for your +young protege; but for you----" + +"What for me?" cries Clive. "We are no such great folks that I know of; +and if we were, I say a painter is as good as a lawyer, or a doctor, or +even a soldier. In Dr. Johnston's Life--which my father is always +reading--I like to read about Sir Joshua Reynolds best: I think he is the +best gentleman of all in the book. My! wouldn't I like to paint a picture +like Lord Heathfield in the National Gallery! Wouldn't I just! I think I +would sooner have done that, than have fought at Gibraltar. And those +Three Graces--oh, aren't they graceful! And that Cardinal Beaufort at +Dulwich!--it frightens me so, I daren't look at it. Wasn't Reynolds a +clipper, that's all! and wasn't Rubens a brick! He was an ambassador, and +Knight of the Bath; so was Vandyck. And Titian, and Raphael, and +Velasquez?--I'll just trouble you to show me better gentlemen than them, +Uncle Charles." + +"Far be it from me to say that the pictorial calling is not honourable," +says Uncle Charles; "but as the world goes there are other professions in +greater repute; and I should have thought Colonel Newcome's son----" + +"He shall follow his own bent," said the Colonel; "as long as his calling +is honest it becomes a gentleman; and if he were to take a fancy to play +on the fiddle--actually on the fiddle--I shouldn't object." + +"Such a rum chap there was upstairs!" Clive resumes, looking up +from his scribbling. "He was walking up and down on the landing in a +dressing-gown, with scarcely any other clothes on, holding a plate in one +hand, and a pork-chop he was munching with the other. Like this" (and +Clive draws a figure). "What do you think, sir? He was in the Cave of +Harmony, he says, that night you flared up about Captain Costigan. He +knew me at once; and he says, 'Sir, your father acted like a gentleman, a +Christian, and a man of honour. Maxima debetur puero reverentia. Give him +my compliments. I don't know his highly respectable name.' His highly +respectable name," says Clive, cracking with laughter--"those were his +very words. 'And inform him that I am an orphan myself--in needy +circumstances'--he said he was in needy circumstances; 'and I heartily +wish he'd adopt me.'" + +The lad puffed out his face, made his voice as loud and as deep as he +could; and from his imitation and the picture he had drawn, I knew at +once that Fred Bayham was the man he mimicked. + +"And does the Red Rover live here," cried Mr. Pendennis, "and have we +earthed him at last?" + +"He sometimes comes here," Mr. Honeyman said with a careless manner. "My +landlord and landlady were butler and housekeeper to his father, Bayham +of Bayham, one of the oldest families in Europe. And Mr. Frederick +Bayham, the exceedingly eccentric person of whom you speak, was a private +pupil of my own dear father in our happy days at Borehambury." + +He had scarcely spoken when a knock was heard at the door, and before the +occupant of the lodgings could say "Come in!" Mr. Frederick Bayham made +his appearance, arrayed in that peculiar costume which he affected. In +those days we wore very tall stocks, only a very few poetic and eccentric +persons venturing on the Byron collar; but Fred Bayham confined his neck +by a simple ribbon, which allowed his great red whiskers to curl freely +round his capacious jowl. He wore a black frock and a large broad-brimmed +hat, and looked somewhat like a Dissenting preacher. At other periods you +would see him in a green coat and a blue neckcloth, as if the turf or the +driving of coaches was his occupation. + +"I have heard from the young man of the house who you were, Colonel +Newcome," he said with the greatest gravity, "and happened to be present, +sir, the other night; for I was aweary, having been toiling all the day +in literary labour, and needed some refreshment. I happened to be +present, sir, at a scene which did you the greatest honour, and of which +I spoke, not knowing you, with something like levity to your son. He is +an ingenui vultus puer ingenuique pudoris--Pendennis, how are you? And I +thought, sir, I would come down and tender an apology if I had said any +words that might savour of offence to a gentleman who was in the right, +as I told the room when you quitted it, as Mr. Pendennis, I am sure, will +remember." + +Mr. Pendennis looked surprise and perhaps negation. + +"You forget, Pendennis? Those who quit that room, sir, often forget on +the morrow what occurred during the revelry of the night. You did right in +refusing to return to that scene. We public men are obliged often to seek +our refreshment at hours when luckier individuals are lapt in slumber." + +"And what may be your occupation, Mr. Bayham?" asks the Colonel, rather +gloomily, for he had an idea that Bayham was adopting a strain of +persiflage which the Indian gentleman by no means relished. Never saying +aught but a kind word to any one, he was on fire at the notion that any +should take a liberty with him. + +"A barrister, sir, but without business--a literary man, who can but +seldom find an opportunity to sell the works of his brains--a gentleman, +sir, who has met with neglect, perhaps merited, perhaps undeserved, from +his family. I get my bread as best I may. On that evening I had been +lecturing on the genius of some of our comic writers, at the +Parthenopoeon, Hackney. My audience was scanty, perhaps equal to my +deserts. I came home on foot to an egg and a glass of beer after +midnight, and witnessed the scene which did you so much honour. What is +this? I fancy a ludicrous picture of myself"--he had taken up the sketch +which Clive had been drawing--"I like fun, even at my own expense; and +can afford to laugh at a joke which is meant in good-humour." This speech +quite reconciled the honest Colonel. "I am sure the author of that, Mr. +Bayham, means you or any man no harm. Why! the rascal, sir, has drawn me, +his own father; and I have sent the drawing to Major Hobbs, who is in +command of my regiment. Chinnery himself, sir, couldn't hit off a +likeness better; he has drawn me on horseback, and he has drawn me on +foot, and he has drawn my friend, Mr. Binnie, who lives with me. We have +scores of his drawings at my lodgings; and if you will favour us by +dining with us to-day, and these gentlemen, you shall see that you are +not the only person caricatured by Clive here." + +"I just took some little dinner upstairs, sir. I am a moderate man, and +can live, if need be, like a Spartan; but to join such good company I +will gladly use the knife and fork again. You will excuse the traveller's +dress? I keep a room here, which I use only occasionally, and am at +present lodging--in the country." + +When Honeyman was ready, the Colonel, who had the greatest respect for +the Church, would not hear of going out of the room before the clergyman, +and took his arm to walk. Bayham then fell to Mr. Pendennis's lot, and +they went together. Through Hill Street and Berkeley Square their course +was straight enough; but at Hay Hill, Mr. Bayham made an abrupt tack +larboard, engaging in a labyrinth of stables, and walking a long way +round from Clifford Street, whither we were bound. He hinted at a cab, +but Pendennis refused to ride, being, in truth, anxious to see which way +his eccentric companion would steer. "There are reasons," growled Bayham, +"which need not be explained to one of your experience, why Bond Street +must be avoided by some men peculiarly situated. The smell of Truefitt's +pomatum makes me ill. Tell me, Pendennis, is this Indian warrior a rajah +of large wealth? Could he, do you think, recommend me to a situation in +the East India Company? I would gladly take any honest post in which +fidelity might be useful, genius might be appreciated, and courage +rewarded. Here we are. The hotel seems comfortable. I never was in it +before." + +When we entered the Colonel's sitting-room at Nerot's, we found the +waiter engaged in extending the table. "We are a larger party than I +expected," our host said. "I met my brother Brian on horseback leaving +cards at that great house in ------ Street." + +"The Russian Embassy," says Mr. Honeyman, who knew the town quite well. + +"And he said he was disengaged, and would dine with us," continues the +Colonel. + +"Am I to understand, Colonel Newcome," says Mr. Frederick Bayham, "that +you are related to the eminent banker, Sir Brian Newcome, who gives such +uncommonly swell parties in Park Lane?" + +"What is a swell party?" asks the Colonel, laughing. "I dined with my +brother last Wednesday; and it was a very grand dinner certainly. The +Governor-General himself could not give a more splendid entertainment. +But, do you know, I scarcely had enough to eat? I don't eat side dishes; +and as for the roast beef of Old England, why, the meat was put on the +table and whisked away like Sancho's inauguration feast at Barataria. We +did not dine till nine o'clock. I like a few glasses of claret and a cosy +talk after dinner; but--well, well"--(no doubt the worthy gentleman was +accusing himself of telling tales out of school and had come to a timely +repentance). "Our dinner, I hope, will be different. Jack Binnie will +take care of that. That fellow is full of anecdote and fun. You will meet +one or two more of our service; Sir Thomas de Boots, who is not a bad +chap over a glass of wine; Mr. Pendennis's chum, Mr. Warrington, and my +nephew, Barnes Newcome--a dry fellow at first, but I dare say he has good +about him when you know him; almost every man has," said the good-natured +philosopher. "Clive, you rogue, mind and be moderate with the champagne, +sir!" + +"Champagne's for women," says Clive. "I stick to claret." + +"I say, Pendennis," here Bayham remarked, "it is my deliberate opinion +that F. B. has got into a good thing." + +Mr. Pendennis seeing there was a great party was for going home to his +chambers to dress. "Hm!" says Mr. Bayham, "don't see the necessity. What +right-minded man looks at the exterior of his neighbour? He looks here, +sir, and examines there," and Bayham tapped his forehead, which was +expansive, and then his heart, which he considered to be in the right +place. + +"What is this I hear about dressing?" asks our host. "Dine in your frock, +my good friend, and welcome, if your dress-coat is in the country." + +"It is at present at an uncle's," Mr. Bayham said, with great gravity, +"and I take your hospitality as you offer it, Colonel Newcome, cordially +and frankly." + +Honest Mr. Binnie made his appearance a short time before the appointed +hour for receiving the guests, arrayed in a tight little pair of +trousers, and white silk stockings and pumps, his bald head shining like +a billiard-ball, his jolly gills rosy with good-humour. He was bent on +pleasure. "Hey, lads!" says he; "but we'll make a night of it. We haven't +had a night since the farewell dinner off Plymouth." + +"And a jolly night it was, James," ejaculates the Colonel. + +"Egad, what a song that Tom Norris sings!" + +"And your 'Jock o' Hazeldean' is as good as a play, Jack." + +"And I think you beat iny one I iver hard in 'Tom Bowling,' yourself, +Tom!" cries the Colonel's delighted chum. Mr. Pendennis opened the eyes +of astonishment at the idea of the possibility of renewing these +festivities, but he kept the lips of prudence closed. And now the +carriages began to drive up, and the guests of Colonel Newcome to arrive. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +In which Thomas Newcome sings his Last Song + + +The earliest comers were the first mate and the medical officer of the +ship in which the two gentlemen had come to England. The mate was a +Scotchman: the doctor was a Scotchman; of the gentlemen from the Oriental +Club, three were Scotchmen. + +The Southrons, with one exception, were the last to arrive, and for a +while we stood looking out of the windows awaiting their coming. The +first mate pulled out a penknife and arranged his nails. The doctor and +Mr. Binnie talked of the progress of medicine. Binnie had walked the +hospitals of Edinburgh before getting his civil appointment to India. The +three gentlemen from Hanover Square and the Colonel had plenty to say +about Tom Smith of the Cavalry, and Harry Hall of the Engineers: how +Topham was going to marry poor little Bob Wallis's widow; how many lakhs +Barber had brought home, and the like. The tall grey-headed Englishman, +who had been in the East too, in the King's service, joined for a while +in this conversation, but presently left it, and came and talked with +Clive; "I knew your father in India," said the gentleman to the lad; +"there is not a more gallant or respected officer in that service. I have +a boy too, a stepson, who has just gone into the army; he is older than +you, he was born at the end of the Waterloo year, and so was a great +friend of his and mine, who was at your school, Sir Rawdon Crawley." + +"He was in Gown Boys, I know," says the boy; "succeeded his uncle Pitt, +fourth Baronet. I don't know how his mother--her who wrote the hymns, you +know, and goes to Mr. Honeyman's chapel--comes to be Rebecca, Lady +Crawley. His father, Colonel Rawdon Crawley, died at Coventry Island, in +August, 182-, and his uncle, Sir Pitt, not till September here. I +remember, we used to talk about it at Grey Friars, when I was quite a +little chap; and there were bets whether Crawley, I mean the young one, +was a Baronet or not." + +"When I sailed to Rigy, Cornel," the first mate was speaking--nor can any +spelling nor combination of letters of which I am master, reproduce this +gentleman's accent when he was talking his best--"I racklackt they used +always to sairve us a drem before denner. And as your frinds are kipping +the denner, and as I've no watch to-night, I'll jist do as we used to do +at Rigy. James, my fine fellow, jist look alive and breng me a small +glass of brandy, will ye? Did ye iver try a brandy cocktail, Cornel? Whin +I sailed on the New York line, we used jest to make bits before denner +and--thank ye, James:" and he tossed off a glass of brandy. + +Here a waiter announces, in a loud voice, "Sir Thomas de Boots," and the +General enters, scowling round the room according to his fashion, very +red in the face, very tight in the girth, splendidly attired with a +choking white neckcloth, a voluminous waistcoat, and his orders on. + +"Stars and garters, by jingo!" cries Mr. Frederick Bayham; "I say, +Pendennis, have you any idea, is the Duke coming? I wouldn't have come in +these Bluchers if I had known it. Confound it, no--Hoby himself, my own +bootmaker, wouldn't have allowed poor F. B. to appear in Bluchers, if he +had known that I was going to meet the Duke. My linen's all right, +anyhow;" + +F. B. breathed a thankful prayer for that. Indeed, who but the very +curious could tell that not F. B.'s, but C. H.'s--Charles Honeyman's--was +the mark upon that decorous linen? + +Colonel Newcome introduced Sir Thomas to every one in the room, as he had +introduced us all to each other previously, and as Sir Thomas looked at +one after another, his face was kind enough to assume an expression which +seemed to ask, "And who the devil are you, sir?" as clearly as though the +General himself had given utterance to the words. With the gentleman in +the window talking to Clive he seemed to have some acquaintance, and said +not unkindly, "How d'you do, Dobbin?" + +The carriage of Sir Brian Newcome now drove up, from which the Baronet +descended in state, leaning upon the arm of the Apollo in plush and +powder, who closed the shutters of the great coach, and mounted by the +side of the coachman, laced and periwigged. The Bench of Bishops has +given up its wigs; cannot the box, too, be made to resign that insane +decoration? Is it necessary for our comfort, that the men who do our work +in stable or household should be dressed like Merry-Andrews? Enter Sir +Brian Newcome, smiling blandly: he greets his brother affectionately, Sir +Thomas gaily; he nods and smiles to Clive, and graciously permits Mr. +Pendennis to take hold of two fingers of his extended right hand. That +gentleman is charmed, of course, with the condescension. What man could +be otherwise than happy to be allowed a momentary embrace of two such +precious fingers? When a gentleman so favours me, I always ask, mentally, +why he has taken the trouble at all, and regret that I have not had the +presence of mind to poke one finger against his two. If I were worth ten +thousand a year, I cannot help inwardly reflecting, and kept a large +account in Threadneedle Street, I cannot help thinking he would have +favoured me with the whole palm. + +The arrival of these two grandees has somehow cast a solemnity over the +company. The weather is talked about: brilliant in itself, it does not +occasion very brilliant remarks among Colonel Newcome's guests. Sir Brian +really thinks it must be as hot as it is in India. Sir Thomas de Boots, +swelling in his white waistcoat, in the armholes of which his thumbs are +engaged, smiles scornfully, and wishes Sir Brian had ever felt a good +sweltering day in the hot winds in India. Sir Brian withdraws the +untenable proposition that London is as hot as Calcutta. Mr. Binnie looks +at his watch, and at the Colonel. "We have only your nephew, Tom, to wait +for," he says; "I think we may make so bold as to order the dinner,"--a +proposal heartily seconded by Mr. Frederick Bayham. + +The dinner appears steaming, borne by steaming waiters. The grandees take +their places, one on each side of the Colonel. He begs Mr. Honeyman to +say grace, and stands reverentially during that brief ceremony, while de +Boots looks queerly at him from over his napkin. All the young men take +their places at the farther end of the table, round about Mr. Binnie; and +at the end of the second course Mr. Barnes Newcome makes his appearance. + +Mr. Barnes does not show the slightest degree of disturbance, although he +disturbs all the company. Soup and fish are brought for him, and meat, +which he leisurely eats, while twelve other gentlemen are kept waiting. +We mark Mr. Binnie's twinkling eyes, as they watch the young man. "Eh," +he seems to say, "but that's just about as free-and-easy a young chap as +ever I set eyes on." And so Mr. Barnes was a cool young chap. That dish +is so good, he must really have some more. He discusses the second supply +leisurely; and turning round simpering to his neighbour, says, "I really +hope I'm not keeping everybody waiting." + +"Hem!" grunts the neighbour, Mr. Bayham; "it doesn't much matter, for we +had all pretty well done dinner." Barnes takes a note of Mr. Bayham's +dress--his long frock-coat, the ribbon round his neck; and surveys him +with an admirable impudence. "Who are these people," thinks he, "my uncle +has got together?" He bows graciously to the honest Colonel, who asks him +to take wine. He is so insufferably affable, that every man near him +would like to give him a beating. + +All the time of the dinner the host was challenging everybody to drink +wine, in his honest old-fashioned way, and Mr. Binnie seconding the chief +entertainer. Such was the way in England and Scotland when they were +young men. And when Binnie, asking Sir Brian, receives for reply from the +Baronet--"Thank you, no, my dear sir. I have exceeded already, positively +exceeded," the poor discomfited gentleman hardly knows whither to apply: +but, luckily, Tom Norris, the first mate, comes to his rescue, and cries +out, "Mr. Binnie, I've not had enough, and I'll drink a glass of anything +ye like with ye." The fact is, that Mr. Norris has had enough. He has +drunk bumpers to the health of every member of the company; his glass has +been filled scores of times by watchful waiters. So has Mr. Bayham +absorbed great quantities of drink; but without any visible effect on +that veteran toper. So has young Clive taken more than is good for him. +His cheeks are flushed and burning; he is chattering and laughing loudly +at his end of the table. Mr. Warrington eyes the lad with some curiosity; +and then regards Mr. Barnes with a look of scorn, which does not scorch +that affable young person. + +I am obliged to confess that the mate of the Indiaman, at an early period +of the dessert, and when nobody had asked him for any such public +expression of his opinion, insisted on rising and proposing the health of +Colonel Newcome, whose virtues he lauded outrageously, and whom he +pronounced to be one of the best of mortal men. Sir Brian looked very +much alarmed at the commencement of this speech, which the mate delivered +with immense shrieks and gesticulation: but the Baronet recovered during +the course of the rambling oration, and at its conclusion gracefully +tapped the table with one of those patronising fingers; and lifting up a +glass containing at least a thimbleful of claret, said, "My dear brother, +I drink your health with all my heart, I'm su-ah." The youthful Barnes +had uttered many "Hear, hears!" during the discourse, with an irony +which, with every fresh glass of wine he drank, he cared less to conceal. +And though Barnes had come late he had drunk largely, making up for lost +time. + +Those ironical cheers, and all his cousin's behaviour during dinner, had +struck young Clive, who was growing very angry. He growled out remarks +uncomplimentary to Barnes. His eyes, as he looked towards his kinsman, +flashed out challenges, of which we who were watching him could see the +warlike purport. Warrington looked at Bayham and Pendennis with glances +of apprehension. We saw that danger was brooding, unless the one young +man could be restrained from his impertinence, and the other from his +wine. + +Colonel Newcome said a very few words in reply to his honest friend the +chief mate, and there the matter might have ended: but I am sorry to say +Mr. Binnie now thought it necessary to rise and deliver himself of some +remarks regarding the King's service, coupled with the name of +Major-General Sir Thomas de Boots, K.C.B., etc.--the receipt of which +that gallant officer was obliged to acknowledge in a confusion amounting +almost to apoplexy. The glasses went whack whack upon the hospitable +board; the evening set in for public speaking. Encouraged by his last +effort, Mr. Binnie now proposed Sir Brian Newcome's health; and that +Baronet rose and uttered an exceedingly lengthy speech, delivered with +his wine-glass on his bosom. + +Then that sad rogue Bayham must get up, and call earnestly and +respectfully for silence and the chairman's hearty sympathy, for the few +observations which he had to propose. "Our armies had been drunk with +proper enthusiasm--such men as he beheld around him deserved the applause +of all honest hearts, and merited the cheers with which their names had +been received. ('Hear, hear!' from Barnes Newcome sarcastically. 'Hear, +hear, HEAR!' fiercely from Clive.) But whilst we applauded our army, +should we forget a profession still more exalted? Yes, still more +exalted, I say in the face of the gallant General opposite; and that +profession, I need not say, is the Church. (Applause.) Gentlemen, we have +among us one who, while partaking largely of the dainties on this festive +board, drinking freely of the sparkling wine-cup which our gallant +hospitality administers to us, sanctifies by his presence the feast of +which he partakes, inaugurates with appropriate benedictions, and graces +it, I may say, both before and after meat. Gentlemen, Charles Honeyman +was the friend of my childhood, his father the instructor of my early +days. If Frederick Bayham's latter life has been chequered by misfortune, +it may be that I have forgotten the precepts which the venerable parent +of Charles Honeyman poured into an inattentive ear. He too, as a child, +was not exempt from faults; as a young man, I am told, not quite free +from youthful indiscretions. But in this present Anno Domini, we hail +Charles Honeyman as a precept and an example, as a decus fidei and a +lumen ecclesiae (as I told him in the confidence of the private circle +this morning, and ere I ever thought to publish my opinion in this +distinguished company). Colonel Newcome and Mr. Binnie! I drink to the +health of the Reverend Charles Honeyman, A.M. May we listen to many more +of his sermons, as well as to that admirable discourse with which I am +sure he is about to electrify us now. May we profit by his eloquence; and +cherish in our memories the truths which come mended from his tongue!" He +ceased; poor Honeyman had to rise on his legs, and gasp out a few +incoherent remarks in reply. Without a book before him, the Incumbent of +Lady Whittlesea's Chapel was no prophet, and the truth is he made poor +work of his oration. + +At the end of it, he, Sir Brian, Colonel Dobbin, and one of the Indian +gentlemen quitted the room, in spite of the loud outcries of our generous +host, who insisted that the party should not break up. "Close up, +gentlemen," called out honest Newcome, "we are not going to part just +yet. Let me fill your glass, General. You used to have no objection to a +glass of wine." And he poured out a bumper for his friend, which the old +campaigner sucked in with fitting gusto. "Who will give us a song? +Binnie, give us the 'Laird of Cockpen.' It's capital, my dear General. +Capital," the Colonel whispered to his neighbour. + +Mr. Binnie struck up the "Laird of Cockpen," without, I am bound to say, +the least reluctance. He bobbed to one man, and he winked to another, and +he tossed his glass, and gave all the points of his song in a manner +which did credit to his simplicity and his humour. You haughty +Southerners little know how a jolly Scotch gentleman can desipere in +loco, and how he chirrups over his honest cups. I do not say whether it +was with the song or with Mr. Binnie that we were most amused. It was a +good commonty, as Christopher Sly says; nor were we sorry when it was +done. + +Him the first mate succeeded; after which came a song from the redoubted +F. Bayham, which he sang with a bass voice which Lablache might envy, and +of which the chorus was frantically sung by the whole company. The cry +was then for the Colonel; on which Barnes Newcome, who had been drinking +much, started up with something like an oath, crying, "Oh, I can't stand +this." + +"Then leave it, confound you!" said young Clive, with fury in his face. +"If our company is not good for you, why do you come into it?" + +"What's that?" asks Barnes, who was evidently affected by wine. Bayham +roared "Silence!" and Barnes Newcome, looking round with a tipsy toss of +the head, finally sate down. + +The Colonel sang, as we have said, with a very high voice, using freely +the falsetto, after the manner of the tenor singers of his day. He chose +one of his maritime songs, and got through the first verse very well, +Barnes wagging his head at the chorus, with a "Bravo!" so offensive that +Fred Bayham, his neighbour, gripped the young man's arm, and told him to +hold his confounded tongue. + +The Colonel began his second verse: and here, as will often happen to +amateur singers, his falsetto broke down. He was not in the least +annoyed, for I saw him smile very good-naturedly; and he was going to try +the verse again, when that unlucky Barnes first gave a sort of crowing +imitation of the song, and then burst into a yell of laughter. Clive +dashed a glass of wine in his face at the next minute, glass and all; and +no one who had watched the young man's behaviour was sorry for the +insult. + +I never saw a kind face express more terror than Colonel Newcome's. He +started back as if he had himself received the blow from his son. +"Gracious God!" he cried out. "My boy insult a gentleman at my table!" + +"I'd like to do it again," says Clive, whose whole body was trembling +with anger. + +"Are you drunk, sir?" shouted his father. + +"The boy served the young fellow right, sir," growled Fred Bayham in his +deepest voice. "Come along, young man. Stand up straight, and keep a +civil tongue in your head next time, mind you, when you dine with +gentlemen. It's easy to see," says Fred, looking round with a knowing +air, "that this young man hasn't got the usages of society--he's not been +accustomed to it:" and he led the dandy out. + +Others had meanwhile explained the state of the case to the Colonel-- +including Sir Thomas de Boots, who was highly energetic and delighted +with Clive's spirit; and some were for having the song to continue; but +the Colonel, puffing his cigar, said, "No. My pipe is out. I will never +sing again." So this history will record no more of Thomas Newcome's +musical performances. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +Park Lane + + +Clive woke up the next morning to be aware of a racking headache, and, by +the dim light of his throbbing eyes, to behold his father with solemn +face at his bed-foot--a reproving conscience to greet his waking. + +"You drank too much wine last night, and disgraced yourself, sir," the +old soldier said. "You must get up and eat humble pie this morning, my +boy." + +"Humble what, father?" asked the lad, hardly aware of his words, or the +scene before him. "Oh, I've got such a headache!" + +"Serve you right, sir. Many a young fellow has had to go on parade in the +morning, with a headache earned overnight. Drink this water. Now, jump +up. Now, dash the water well over your head. There you come! Make your +toilette quickly; and let us be off, and find cousin Barnes before he has +left home." + +Clive obeyed the paternal orders; dressed himself quickly; and +descending, found his father smoking his morning cigar in the apartment +where they had dined the night before, and where the tables still were +covered with the relics of yesterday's feast--the emptied bottles, the +blank lamps, the scattered ashes and fruits, the wretched heel-taps that +have been lying exposed all night to the air. Who does not know the +aspect of an expired feast? + +"The field of action strewed with the dead, my boy," says Clive's father. +"See, here's the glass on the floor yet, and a great stain of claret on +the carpet." + +"Oh, father!" says Clive, hanging his head down, "I know I shouldn't have +done it. But Barnes Newcome would provoke the patience of Job; and I +couldn't bear to have my father insulted." + +"I am big enough to fight my own battles, my boy," the Colonel said +good-naturedly, putting his hand on the lad's damp head. "How your head +throbs! If Barnes laughed at my singing, depend upon it, sir, there was +something ridiculous in it, and he laughed because he could not help it. +If he behaved ill, we should not; and to a man who is eating our salt +too, and is of our blood." + +"He is ashamed of our blood, father," cries Clive, still indignant. + +"We ought to be ashamed of doing wrong. We must go and ask his pardon. +Once when I was a young man in India," the father continued very gravely, +"some hot words passed at mess--not such an insult as that of last night; +I don't think I could have quite borne that--and people found fault with +me for forgiving the youngster who had uttered the offensive expressions +over his wine. Some of my acquaintance sneered at my courage, and that is +a hard imputation for a young fellow of spirit to bear. But +providentially, you see, it was war-time, and very soon after I had the +good luck to show that I was not a poule mouillee, as the French call it; +and the man who insulted me, and whom I forgave, became my fastest +friend, and died by my side--it was poor Jack Cutler--at Argaum. We must +go and ask Barnes Newcome's pardon, sir, and forgive other people's +trespasses, my boy, if we hope forgiveness of our own." His voice sank +down as he spoke, and he bowed his honest head reverently. I have heard +his son tell the simple story years afterwards, with tears in his eyes. + +Piccadilly was hardly yet awake the next morning, and the sparkling dews +and the poor homeless vagabonds still had possession of the grass of Hyde +Park, as the pair walked up to Sir Brian Newcome's house, where the +shutters were just opening to let in the day. The housemaid, who was +scrubbing the steps of the house, and washing its trim feet in a manner +which became such a polite mansion's morning toilet, knew Master Clive, +and smiled at him from under her blousy curl-papers, admitting the two +gentlemen into Sir Brian's dining-room, where they proposed to wait until +Mr. Barnes should appear. There they sate for an hour looking at +Lawrence's picture of Lady Anne, leaning over a harp, attired in white +muslin; at Harlowe's portrait of Mrs. Newcome, with her two sons +simpering at her knees, painted at a time when the Newcome Brothers were +not the bald-headed, red-whiskered British merchants with whom the reader +has made acquaintance, but chubby children with hair flowing down their +backs, and quaint little swallow-tailed jackets and nankeen trousers. A +splendid portrait of the late Earl of Kew in his peer's robes hangs +opposite his daughter and her harp. We are writing of George the Fourth's +reign; I dare say there hung in the room a fine framed print of that +great sovereign. The chandelier is in a canvas bag; the vast sideboard, +whereon are erected open frames for the support of Sir Brian Newcome's +grand silver trays, which on dinner days gleam on that festive board, now +groans under the weight of Sir Brian's bluebooks. An immense receptacle +for wine, shaped like a Roman sarcophagus, lurks under the sideboard. Two +people sitting at that large dining-table must talk very loud so as to +make themselves heard across those great slabs of mahogany covered with +damask. The butler and servants who attend at the table take a long time +walking round it. I picture to myself two persons of ordinary size +sitting in that great room at that great table, far apart, in neat +evening costume, sipping a little sherry, silent, genteel, and glum; and +think the great and wealthy are not always to be envied, and that there +may be more comfort and happiness in a snug parlour, where you are served +by a brisk little maid, than in a great dark, dreary dining-hall, where a +funereal major-domo and a couple of stealthy footmen minister to you +your mutton-chops. They come and lay the cloth presently, wide as the +main-sheet of some tall ammiral. A pile of newspapers and letters for the +master of the house; the Newcome Sentinel, old county paper, moderate +conservative, in which our worthy townsman and member is praised, his +benefactions are recorded, and his speeches given at full length; the +Newcome Independent, in which our precious member is weekly described as +a ninny, and informed almost every Thursday morning that he is a bloated +aristocrat, as he munches his dry toast. Heaps of letters, county papers, +Times and Morning Herald for Sir Brian Newcome; little heaps of letters +(dinner and soiree cards most of these) and Morning Post for Mr. Barnes. +Punctually as eight o'clock strikes, that young gentleman comes to +breakfast; his father will lie yet for another hour; the Baronet's +prodigious labours in the House of Commons keeping him frequently out of +bed till sunrise. + +As his cousin entered the room, Clive turned very red, and perhaps a +faint blush might appear on Barnes's pallid countenance. He came in, a +handkerchief in one hand, a pamphlet in the other, and both hands being +thus engaged, he could offer neither to his kinsmen. + +"You are come to breakfast, I hope," he said--calling it "weakfast," and +pronouncing the words with a most languid drawl--"or, perhaps, you want +to see my father? He is never out of his room till half-past nine. +Harper, did Sir Brian come in last night before or after me?" Harper, the +butler, thinks Sir Brian came in after Mr. Barnes. + +When that functionary had quitted the room, Barnes turned round to his +uncle in a candid, smiling way, and said, "The fact is, sir, I don't know +when I came home myself very distinctly, and can't, of course, tell about +my father. Generally, you know, there are two candles left in the hall, +you know; and if there are two, you know, I know of course that my father +is still at the House. But last night, after that capital song you sang, +hang me if I know what happened to me. I beg your pardon, sir, I'm +shocked at having been so overtaken. Such a confounded thing doesn't +happen to me once in ten years. I do trust I didn't do anything rude to +anybody, for I thought some of your friends the pleasantest fellows I +ever met in my life; and as for the claret, 'gad, as if I hadn't had +enough after dinner, I brought a quantity of it away with me on my +shirt-front and waistcoat!" + +"I beg your pardon, Barnes," Clive said, blushing deeply, "and I'm very +sorry indeed for what passed; I threw it." + +The Colonel, who had been listening with a queer expression of wonder and +doubt on his face, here interrupted Mr. Barnes. "It was Clive that--that +spilled the wine over you last night," Thomas Newcome said; "the young +rascal had drunk a great deal too much wine, and had neither the use of +his head nor his hands, and this morning I have given him a lecture, and +he has come to ask your pardon for his clumsiness; and if you have +forgotten your share in the night's transaction, I hope you have +forgotten his, and will accept his hand and his apology." + +"Apology: There's no apology," cries Barnes, holding out a couple of +fingers of his hand, but looking towards the Colonel. "I don't know what +happened any more than the dead. Did we have a row? Were there any +glasses broken? The best way in such cases is to sweep 'em up. We can't +mend them." + +The Colonel said gravely--"that he was thankful to find that the +disturbance of the night before had no worse result." He pulled the tail +of Clive's coat, when that unlucky young blunderer was about to trouble +his cousin with indiscreet questions or explanations, and checked his +talk. "The other night you saw an old man in drink, my boy," he said, +"and to what shame and degradation the old wretch had brought himself. +Wine has given you a warning too, which I hope you will remember all your +life; no one has seen me the worse for drink these forty years, and I +hope both you young gentlemen will take counsel by an old soldier, who +fully preaches what he practises, and beseeches you to beware of the +bottle." + +After quitting their kinsman, the kind Colonel further improved the +occasion with his son; and told him out of his own experience many +stories of quarrels, and duels, and wine;--how the wine had occasioned +the brawls, and the foolish speech overnight the bloody meeting at +morning; how he had known widows and orphans made by hot words uttered in +idle orgies: how the truest honour was the manly confession of wrong; and +the best courage the courage to avoid temptation. The humble-minded +speaker, whose advice contained the best of all wisdom, that which comes +from a gentle and reverent spirit, and a pure and generous heart, never +for once thought of the effect which he might be producing, but uttered +his simple say according to the truth within him. Indeed, he spoke out +his mind pretty resolutely on all subjects which moved or interested him; +and Clive, his son, and his honest chum, Mr. Binnie, who had a great deal +more reading and much keener intelligence than the Colonel, were amused +often at his naive opinion about men, or books, or morals. Mr. Clive had +a very fine natural sense of humour, which played perpetually round his +father's simple philosophy with kind and smiling comments. Between this +pair of friends the superiority of wit lay, almost from the very first, +on the younger man's side; but, on the other hand, Clive felt a tender +admiration for his father's goodness, a loving delight in contemplating +his elder's character, which he has never lost, and which in the trials +of their future life inexpressibly cheered and consoled both of them! +Beati illi! O man of the world, whose wearied eyes may glance over this +page, may those who come after you so regard you! O generous boy, who +read in it, may you have such a friend to trust and cherish in youth, and +in future days fondly and proudly to remember! + +Some four or five weeks after the quasi-reconciliation between Clive and +his kinsman, the chief part of Sir Brian Newcome's family were assembled +at the breakfast-table together, where the meal was taken in common, and +at the early hour of eight (unless the senator was kept too late in the +House of Commons overnight); and Lady Anne and her nursery were now +returned to London again, little Alfred being perfectly set up by a month +of Brighton air. It was a Thursday morning; on which day of the week, it +has been said, the Newcome Independent and the Newcome Sentinel both made +their appearance upon the Baronet's table. The household from above and +from below; the maids and footmen from the basement; the nurses, +children, and governesses from the attics; all poured into the room at +the sound of a certain bell. + +I do not sneer at the purpose for which, at that chiming eight-o'clock +bell, the household is called together. The urns are hissing, the plate +is shining; the father of the house, standing up, reads from a gilt book +for three or four minutes in a measured cadence. The members of the +family are around the table in an attitude of decent reverence; the +younger children whisper responses at their mother's knees; the governess +worships a little apart; the maids and the large footmen are in a cluster +before their chairs, the upper servants performing their devotion on the +other side of the sideboard; the nurse whisks about the unconscious +last-born, and tosses it up and down during the ceremony. I do not sneer +at that--at the act at which all these people are assembled--it is at the +rest of the day I marvel; at the rest of the day, and what it brings. At +the very instant when the voice has ceased speaking and the gilded book +is shut, the world begins again, and for the next twenty-three hours and +fifty-seven minutes all that household is given up to it. The servile +squad rises up and marches away to its basement, whence, should it happen +to be a gala-day, those tall gentlemen at present attired in Oxford +mixture will issue forth with flour plastered on their heads, yellow +coats, pink breeches, sky-blue waistcoats, silver lace, buckles in their +shoes, black silk bags on their backs, and I don't know what insane +emblems of servility and absurd bedizenments of folly. Their very manner +of speaking to what we call their masters and mistresses will be a like +monstrous masquerade. You know no more of that race which inhabits the +basement floor, than of the men and brethren of Timbuctoo, to whom some +among us send missionaries. If you met some of your servants in the +streets (I respectfully suppose for a moment that the reader is a person +of high fashion and a great establishment), you would not know their +faces. You might sleep under the same roof for half a century and know +nothing about them. If they were ill, you would not visit them, though +you would send them an apothecary and of course order that they lacked +for nothing. You are not unkind, you are not worse than your neighbours. +Nay, perhaps, if you did go into the kitchen, or to take the tea in the +servants'-hall, you would do little good, and only bore the folks +assembled there. But so it is. With those fellow-Christians who have been +just saying Amen to your prayers, you have scarcely the community of +Charity. They come, you don't know whence; they think and talk, you don't +know what; they die, and you don't care, or vice versa. They answer the +bell for prayers as they answer the bell for coals: for exactly three +minutes in the day you all kneel together on one carpet--and, the desires +and petitions of the servants and masters over, the rite called family +worship is ended. + +Exeunt servants, save those two who warm the newspaper, administer the +muffins, and serve out the tea. Sir Brian reads his letters, and chumps +his dry toast. Ethel whispers to her mother, she thinks Eliza is looking +very ill. Lady Anne asks, which is Eliza? Is it the woman that was ill +before they left town? If she is ill, Mrs. Trotter had better send her +away. Mrs. Trotter is only a great deal too good-natured. She is always +keeping people who are ill. Then her ladyship begins to read the Morning +Post, and glances over the names of the persons who were present at +Baroness Bosco's ball, and Mrs. Toddle Tompkyns's soiree dansante in +Belgrave Square. + +"Everybody was there," says Barnes, looking over from his paper. + +"But who is Mrs. Toddle Tompkyns?" asks mamma. "Who ever heard of a Mrs. +Toddle Tompkyns? What do people mean by going to such a person?" + +"Lady Popinjoy asked the people," Barnes says gravely. "The thing was +really doosed well done. The woman looked frightened; but she's pretty, +and I am told the daughter will have a great lot of money." + +"Is she pretty, and did you dance with her?" asks Ethel. + +"Me dance!" says Mr. Barnes. We are speaking of a time before casinos +were, and when the British youth were by no means so active in dancing +practice as at this present period. Barnes resumed the reading of his +county paper, but presently laid it down, with an execration so brisk and +loud, that his mother gave a little outcry, and even his father looked up +from his letters to ask the meaning of an oath so unexpected and +ungenteel. + +"My uncle, the Colonel of sepoys, and his amiable son have been paying a +visit to Newcome--that's the news which I have the pleasure to announce +to you," says Mr. Barnes. + +"You are always sneering about our uncle," breaks in Ethel, with +impetuous voice, "and saying unkind things about Clive. Our uncle is a +dear, good, kind man, and I love him. He came to Brighton to see us, and +went out every day for hours and hours with Alfred; and Clive, too, drew +pictures for him. And he is good, and kind, and generous, and honest as +his father. And Barnes is always speaking ill of him behind his back." + +"And his aunt lets very nice lodgings, and is altogether a most desirable +acquaintance," says Mr. Barnes. "What a shame it is that we have not +cultivated that branch of the family!" + +"My dear fellow," cries Sir Brian, "I have no doubt Miss Honeyman is a +most respectable person. Nothing is so ungenerous as to rebuke a +gentleman or a lady on account of their poverty, and I coincide with +Ethel in thinking that you speak of your uncle and his son in terms +which, to say the least, are disrespectful." + +"Miss Honeyman is a dear little old woman," breaks in Ethel. "Was not she +kind to Alfred, mamma, and did not she make him nice jelly? And a Doctor +of Divinity--you know Clive's grandfather was a Doctor of Divinity, +mamma, there's a picture of him in a wig--is just as good as a banker, +you know he is." + +"Did you bring some of Miss Honeyman's lodging-house cards with you, +Ethel?" says her brother, "and had we not better hang up one or two in +Lombard Street; hers and our other relation's, Mrs. Mason?" + +"My darling love, who is Mrs. Mason?" asks Lady Anne. + +"Another member of the family, ma'am. She was cousin----" + +"She was no such thing, sir," roars Sir Brian. + +"She was relative and housemaid of my grandfather during his first +marriage. She acted, I believe, as dry nurse to the distinguished Colonel +of sepoys, my uncle. She has retired into private life in her native town +of Newcome, and occupies her latter days by the management of a mangle. +The Colonel and young pothouse have gone down to spend a few days with +their elderly relative. It's all here in the paper, by Jove!" Mr. Barnes +clenched his fist, and stamped upon the newspaper with much energy. + +"And so they should go down and see her, and so the Colonel should love +his nurse, and not forget his relations if they are old and poor," cries +Ethel, with a flush on her face, and tears starting into her eyes. + +"Hear what the Newcome papers say about it," shrieks out Mr. Barnes, his +voice quivering, his little eyes flashing out scorn. "It's in both the +papers, I dare say. It will be in the Times to-morrow. By --- it's +delightful. Our paper only mentions the gratifying circumstance; here is +the paragraph. 'Lieutenant-Colonel Newcome, C.B., a distinguished Indian +officer, and younger brother of our respected townsman and representative +Sir Brian Newcome, Bart., has been staying for the last week at the +King's Arms, in our city. He has been visited by the principal +inhabitants and leading gentlemen of Newcome, and has come among us, as +we understand, in order to pass a few days with an elderly relative, who +has been living for many years past in great retirement in this place.'" + +"Well, I see no great harm in that paragraph," says Sir Brian. "I wish my +brother had gone to the Roebuck, and not to the King's Arms, as the +Roebuck is our house: but he could not be expected to know much about the +Newcome inns, as he is a new comer himself. And I think it was very right +of the people to call on him." + +"Now hear what the Independent says, and see if you like that, sir," +cries Barnes, grinning fiercely; and he began to read as follows:-- + +"'Mr. Independent--I was born and bred a Screwcomite, and am naturally +proud of everybody and everything which bears the revered name of +Screwcome. I am a Briton and a man, though I have not the honour of a +vote for my native borough; if I had, you may be sure I would give it to +our admired and talented representative, Don Pomposo Lickspittle +Grindpauper, Poor House Agincourt, Screwcome, whose ancestors fought with +Julius Caesar against William the Conqueror, and whose father certainly +wielded a cloth yard shaft in London not fifty years ago. + +"' Don Pomposo, as you know, seldom favours the town o Screwcome with a +visit.--Our gentry are not of ancient birth enough to be welcome to a +Lady Screwcome. Our manufacturers make their money by trade. Oh, fie I +how can it be supposed that such vulgarians should be received among the, +aristocratic society of Screwcome House? Two balls in the season, and ten +dozen o gooseberry, are enough for them.'" + +"It's that scoundrel Parrot," burst out Sir Brian; "because I wouldn't +have any more wine of him--No, it's Vidler, the apothecary. By heavens! +Lady Anne, I told you it would be so. Why didn't you ask the Miss Vidlers +to your ball?" + +"They were on the list," cries Lady Anne, "three of them; I did +everything I could; I consulted Mr. Vidler for poor Alfred, and he +actually stopped and saw the dear child take the physic. Why were they +not asked to the ball?" cries her ladyship bewildered; "I declare to +gracious goodness I don't know." + +"Barnes scratched their names," cries Ethel, "out of the list, mamma. You +know you did, Barnes; you said you had gallipots enough." + +"I don't think it is like Vidler's writing," said Mr. Barnes, perhaps +willing to turn the conversation. "I think it must be that villain Duff +the baker, who made the song about us at the last election;--but hear the +rest of the paragraph," and he continued to read:-- + +"'The Screwcomites are at this moment favoured with a visit from a +gentleman of the Screwcome family, who, having passed all his life +abroad, is somewhat different from his relatives, whom we all so love and +honour! This distinguished gentleman, this gallant soldier, has come +among us, not merely to see our manufactures--in which Screwcome can vie +with any city in the North--but an old servant and relation of his +family, whom he is not above recognising; who nursed him in his early +days; who has been living in her native place for many years, supported +by the generous bounty of Colonel N------. The gallant officer, +accompanied by his son, a fine youth, has taken repeated drives round our +beautiful environs in one of friend Taplow's (of the King's Arms) open +drags, and accompanied by Mrs. ------, now an aged lady, who speaks, with +tears in her eyes, of the goodness and gratitude of her gallant soldier! + +"'One day last week they drove to Screwcome House. Will it be believed +that, though the house is only four miles distant from our city--though +Don Pomposo's family have inhabited it these twelve years for four or +five months every year--Mrs. M----- saw her cousin's house for the first +time; has never set eyes upon those grandees, except in public places, +since the day when they honoured the county by purchasing the estate +which they own? + +"'I have, as I repeat, no vote for the borough; but if I had, oh, +wouldn't I show my respectful gratitude at the next election, and plump +for Pomposo! I shall keep my eye upon him, and am, Mr. Independent,--Your +Constant Reader, Peeping Tom.'" + +"The spirit of radicalism abroad in this country," said Sir Brian +Newcome, crushing his egg-shell desperately, "is dreadful, really +dreadful. We are on the edge of a positive volcano." Down went the +egg-spoon into its crater. "The worst sentiments are everywhere publicly +advocated; the licentiousness of the press has reached a pinnacle which +menaces us with ruin; there is no law which these shameless newspapers +respect; no rank which is safe from their attacks; no ancient landmark +which the lava-flood of democracy does not threaten to overwhelm and +destroy." + +"When I was at Spielburg," Barnes Newcome remarked kindly, "I saw three +long-bearded, putty-faced blaguards pacin up and down a little courtyard, +and Count Keppenheimer told me they were three damned editors of Milanese +newspapers, who had had seven years of imprisonment already; and last +year when Keppenheimer came to shoot at Newcome, I showed him that old +thief, old Batters, the proprietor of the Independent, and Potts, his +infernal ally, driving in a dogcart; and I said to him, Keppenheimer, I +wish we had a place where we could lock up some of our infernal radicals +of the press, or that you could take off those two villains to Spielburg; +and as we were passin, that infernal Potts burst out laughin in my face, +and cut one of my pointers over the head with his whip. We must do +something with that Independent, sir." + +"We must," says the father, solemnly, "we must put it down, Barnes, we +must put it down." + +"I think," says Barnes, "we had best give the railway advertisements to +Batters." + +"But that makes the man of the Sentinel so angry," says the elder +persecutor of the press. + +"Then let us give Tom Potts some shootin at any rate; the ruffian is +always poachin about our covers as it is. Speers should be written to, +sir, to keep a look-out upon Batters and that villain his accomplice, and +to be civil to them, and that sort of thing; and, damn it, to be down +upon them whenever he sees the opportunity." + +During the above conspiracy for bribing or crushing the independence of a +great organ of British opinion, Miss Ethel Newcome held her tongue; but +when her papa closed the conversation by announcing solemnly that he +would communicate with Speers, Ethel turning to her mother said, "Mamma, +is it true that grandpapa has a relation living at Newcome who is old and +poor?" + +"My darling child, how on earth should I know?" says Lady Anne. "I +daresay Mr. Newcome had plenty of poor relations." + +"I am sure some on your side, Anne, have been good enough to visit me at +the bank," said Sir Brian, who thought his wife's ejaculation was a +reflection upon his family, whereas it was the statement of a simple fact +in natural history. "This person was no relation of my father's at all. +She was remotely connected with his first wife, I believe. She acted as +servant to him, and has been most handsomely pensioned by the Colonel." + +"Who went to her, like a kind, dear, good, brave uncle as he is," cried +Ethel; "the very day I go to Newcome I'll go to see her." She caught a +look of negation in her father's eye--"I will go--that is, if papa will +give me leave," says Miss Ethel. + +"By Gad, sir," says Barnes, "I think it is the very best thing she could +do; and the best way of doing it, Ethel can go with one of the boys and +take Mrs. What-do-you-call'em a gown, or a, tract, or that sort of thing, +and stop that infernal Independent's mouth." + +"If we had gone sooner," said Miss Ethel, simply, "there would not have +been all this abuse of us in the paper." To which statement her worldly +father and brother perforce agreeing, we may congratulate good old Mrs. +Mason upon the new and polite acquaintances she is about to make. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +The Old Ladies + + +The above letter and conversation will show what our active Colonel's +movements and history had been since the last chapter in which they were +recorded. He and Clive took the Liverpool mail, and travelled from +Liverpool to Newcome with a post-chaise and a pair of horses, which +landed them at the King's Arms. The Colonel delighted in post-chaising-- +the rapid transit through the country amused him and cheered his spirits. +Besides, had he not Dr. Johnson's word for it, that a swift journey in a +post-chaise was one of the greatest enjoyments in life, and a sojourn in +a comfortable inn one of its chief pleasures? In travelling he was as +happy and noisy as a boy. He talked to the waiters, and made friends with +the landlord; got all the information which he could gather regarding the +towns into which he came; and drove about from one sight or curiosity to +another with indefatigable good-humour and interest. It was good for +Clive to see men and cities; to visit mills, manufactories, country +seats, cathedrals. He asked a hundred questions regarding all things +round about him; and any one caring to know who Thomas Newcome was, and +what his rank and business, found no difficulty in having his questions +answered by the simple and kindly traveller. + +Mine host of the King's Arms, Mr. Taplow aforesaid, knew in five minutes +who his guest was, and the errand on which he came. Was not Colonel +Newcome's name painted on all his trunks and boxes? Was not his servant +ready to answer all questions regarding the Colonel and his son? Newcome +pretty generally introduced Clive to my landlord, when the latter brought +his guest his bottle of wine. With old-fashioned cordiality, the Colonel +would bid the landlord drink a glass of his own liquor, and seldom failed +to say to him, "This is my son, sir. We are travelling together to see +the country. Every English gentleman should see his own country first, +before he goes abroad, as we intend to do afterwards--to make the Grand +Tour. And I will thank you to tell me what there is remarkable in your +town, and what we ought to see--antiquities, manufactures, and seats in +the neighbourhood. We wish to see everything, sir--everything. Elaborate +diaries of these home tours are still extant, in Clive's boyish +manuscript and the Colonel's dashing handwriting--quaint records of +places visited, and alarming accounts of inn bills paid." + +So Mr. Taplow knew in five minutes that his guest was a brother of Sir +Brian, their member; and saw the note despatched by an ostler to "Mrs. +Sarah Mason, Jubilee Row," announcing that the Colonel had arrived, and +would be with her after his dinner. Mr. Taplow did not think fit to tell +his guest that the house Sir Brian used--the Blue house--was the Roebuck, +not the King's Arms. Might not the gentlemen be of different politics? +Mr. Taplow's wine knew none. + +Some of the jolliest fellows in all Newcome use the Boscawen Room at the +King's Arms as their club, and pass numberless merry evenings and crack +countless jokes there. + +Duff, the baker; old Mr. Vidler, when he can get away from his medical +labours (and his hand shakes, it must be owned, very much now, and his +nose is very red); Parrot, the auctioneer; and that amusing dog, Tom +Potts, the talented reporter of the Independent--were pretty constant +attendants at the King's Arms; and Colonel Newcome's dinner was not over +before some of these gentlemen knew what dishes he had had; how he had +called for a bottle of sherry and a bottle of claret, like a gentleman; +how he had paid the postboys, and travelled with a servant like a +top-sawyer; that he was come to shake hands with an old nurse and +relative of his family. Every one of those jolly Britons thought well of +the Colonel for his affectionateness and liberality, and contrasted it +with the behaviour of the Tory Baronet--their representative. + +His arrival made a sensation in the place. The Blue Club at the Roebuck +discussed it, as well as the uncompromising Liberals at the King's Arms. +Mr. Speers, Sir Brian's agent, did not know how to act, and advised Sir +Brian by the next night's mail, The Reverend Dr. Bulders, the rector, +left his card. + +Meanwhile it was not gain or business, but only love and gratitude, which +brought Thomas Newcome to his father's native town. Their dinner over, +away went the Colonel and Clive, guided by the ostler, their previous +messenger, to the humble little tenement which Thomas Newcome's earliest +friend inhabited. The good old woman put her spectacles into her Bible, +and flung herself into her boy's arms--her boy who was more than fifty +years old. She embraced Clive still more eagerly and frequently than she +kissed his father. She did not know her Colonel with them whiskers. Clive +was the very picture of the dear boy as he had left her almost twoscore +years ago. And as fondly as she hung on the boy, her memory had ever +clung round that early time when they were together. The good soul told +endless tales of her darling's childhood, his frolics and beauty. To-day +was uncertain to her, but the past was still bright and clear. As they +sat prattling together over the bright tea-table, attended by the trim +little maid, whose services the Colonel's bounty secured for his old +nurse, the kind old creature insisted on having Clive by her side. Again +and again she would think he was actually her own boy, forgetting, in +that sweet and pious hallucination, that the bronzed face, and thinned +hair, and melancholy eyes of the veteran before her, were those of her +nursling of old days. So for near half the space of man's allotted life +he had been absent from her, and day and night wherever he was, in +sickness or health, in sorrow or danger, her innocent love and prayers +had attended the absent darling. Not in vain, not in vain, does he live +whose course is so befriended. Let us be thankful for our race, as we +think of the love that blesses some of us. Surely it has something of +Heaven in it, and angels celestial may rejoice in it, and admire it. + +Having nothing whatever to do, our Colonel's movements are of course +exceedingly rapid, and he has the very shortest time to spend in any +single place. That evening, Saturday, and the next day, Sunday, when he +will faithfully accompany his dear old nurse to church. And what a +festival is that day for her, when she has her Colonel and that beautiful +brilliant boy of his by her side, and Mr. Hicks, the curate, looking at +him, and the venerable Dr. Bulders himself eyeing him from the pulpit, +and all the neighbours fluttering and whispering, to be sure, who can be +that fine military gentleman, and that splendid young man sitting by old +Mrs. Mason, and leading her so affectionately out of church? That +Saturday and Sunday the Colonel will pass with good old Mason, but on +Monday he must be off; on Tuesday he must be in London, he has important +business in London,--in fact, Tom Hamilton, of his regiment, comes up for +election at the Oriental on that day, and on such an occasion could +Thomas Newcome be absent? He drives away from the King's Arms through a +row of smirking chambermaids, smiling waiters, and thankful ostlers, +accompanied to the post-chaise, of which the obsequious Taplow shuts the +door; and the Boscawen Room pronounces him that night to be a trump; and +the whole of the busy town, ere the next day is over, has heard of his +coming and departure, praised his kindliness and generosity, and no doubt +contrasted it with the different behaviour of the Baronet, his brother, +who has gone for some time by the ignominious sobriquet of Screwcome, in +the neighbourhood of his ancestral hall. + +Dear old nurse Mason will have a score of visits to make and to receive, +at all of which you may be sure that triumphal advent of the Colonel's +will be discussed and admired. Mrs. Mason will show her beautiful new +India shawl, and her splendid Bible with the large print, and the +affectionate inscription, from Thomas Newcome to his dearest old friend; +her little maid will exhibit her new gown; the curate will see the Bible, +and Mrs. Bulders will admire the shawl; and the old friends and humble +companions of the good old lady, as they take their Sunday walks by the +pompous lodge-gates of Newcome Park, which stand with the Baronet's +new-fangled arms over them, gilded, and filagreed, and barred, will tell +their stories, too, about the kind Colonel and his hard brother. When did +Sir Brian ever visit a poor old woman's cottage, or his bailiff exempt +from the rent? What good action, except a few thin blankets and beggarly +coal and soup tickets, did Newcome Park ever do for the poor? And as for +the Colonel's wealth, Lord bless you, he's been in India these +five-and-thirty years; the Baronet's money is a drop in the sea to his. +The Colonel is the kindest, the best, the richest of men. These facts and +opinions, doubtless, inspired the eloquent pen of "Peeping Tom," when he +indited the sarcastic epistle to the Newcome Independent, which we +perused over Sir Brian Newcome's shoulder in the last chapter. + +And you may be sure Thomas Newcome had not been many weeks in England +before good little Miss Honeyman, at Brighton, was favoured with a visit +from her dear Colonel. The envious Gawler scowling out of his bow-window, +where the fly-blown card still proclaimed that his lodgings were +unoccupied, had the mortification to behold a yellow post-chaise drive up +to Miss Honeyman's door, and having discharged two gentlemen from within, +trot away with servant and baggage to some house of entertainment other +than Gawler's. Whilst this wretch was cursing his own ill fate, and +execrating yet more deeply Miss Honeyman's better fortune, the worthy +little lady was treating her Colonel to a sisterly embrace and a solemn +reception. Hannah, the faithful housekeeper, was presented, and had a +shake of the hand. The Colonel knew all about Hannah: ere he had been in +England a week, a basket containing pots of jam of her confection, and a +tongue of Hannah's curing, had arrived for the Colonel. That very night +when his servant had lodged Colonel Newcome's effects at the neighbouring +hotel, Hannah was in possession of one of the Colonel's shirts, she and +her mistress having previously conspired to make a dozen of those +garments for the family benefactor. + +All the presents which Newcome had ever transmitted to his sister-in-law +from India had been taken out of the cotton and lavender in which the +faithful creature kept them. It was a fine hot day in June, but I promise +you Miss Honeyman wore her blazing scarlet Cashmere shawl; her great +brooch, representing the Taj of Agra, was in her collar; and her +bracelets (she used to say, I am given to understand they are called +bangles, my dear, by the natives) decorated the sleeves round her lean +old hands, which trembled with pleasure as they received the kind grasp +of the Colonel of colonels. How busy those hands had been that morning! +What custards they had whipped!--what a triumph of pie-crusts they had +achieved! Before Colonel Newcome had been ten minutes in the house, the +celebrated veal-cutlets made their appearance. Was not the whole house +adorned in expectation of his coming? Had not Mr. Kuhn, the affable +foreign gentleman of the first-floor lodgers, prepared a French dish? Was +not Betty on the look-out, and instructed to put the cutlets on the fire +at the very moment when the Colonel's carriage drove up to her mistress's +door? The good woman's eyes twinkled, the kind old hand and voice shook, +as, holding up a bright glass of Madeira, Miss Honeyman drank the +Colonel's health. "I promise you, my dear Colonel," says she, nodding her +head, adorned with a bristling superstructure of lace and ribbons, "I +promise you, that I can drink your health in good wine!" The wine was of +his own sending, and so were the China fire-screens, and the sandalwood +workbox, and the ivory cardcase, and those magnificent pink and white +chessmen, carved like little sepoys and mandarins, with the castles on +elephants' backs, George the Third and his queen in pink ivory, against +the Emperor of China and lady in white--the delight of Clive's childhood, +the chief ornament of the old spinster's sitting-room. + +Miss Honeyman's little feast was pronounced to be the perfection of +cookery; and when the meal was over, came a noise of little feet at the +parlour door, which being opened, there appeared, first, a tall nurse +with a dancing baby; second and third, two little girls with little +frocks, little trousers, long ringlets, blue eyes, and blue ribbons to +match; fourth, Master Alfred, now quite recovered from his illness, and +holding by the hand, fifth, Miss Ethel Newcome, blushing like a rose. + +Hannah, grinning, acted as mistress of the ceremonies, calling out the +names of "Miss Newcomes, Master Newcomes, to see the Colonel, if you +please, ma'am," bobbing a curtsey, and giving a knowing nod to Master +Clive, as she smoothed her new silk apron. Hannah, too, was in new +attire, all crisp and rustling, in the Colonel's honour. Miss Ethel did +not cease blushing as she advanced towards her uncle; and the honest +campaigner started up, blushing too. Mr. Clive rose also, as little +Alfred, of whom he was a great friend, ran towards him. Clive rose, +laughed, nodded at Ethel, and ate gingerbread nuts all at the same time. +As for Colonel Thomas Newcome and his niece, they fell in love with each +other instantaneously, like Prince Camaralzaman and the Princess of +China. + +I have turned away one artist: the poor creature was utterly incompetent +to depict the sublime, graceful, and pathetic personages and events with +which this history will most assuredly abound, and I doubt whether even +the designer engaged in his place can make such a portrait of Miss Ethel +Newcome as shall satisfy her friends and her own sense of justice. That +blush which we have indicated, he cannot render. How are you to copy it +with a steel point and a ball of printer's ink? That kindness which +lights up the Colonel's eyes; gives an expression to the very wrinkles +round about them; shines as a halo round his face;--what artist can paint +it? The painters of old, when they portrayed sainted personages, were +fain to have recourse to compasses and gold leaf--as if celestial +splendour could be represented by Dutch metal! As our artist cannot come +up to this task, the reader will be pleased to let his fancy paint for +itself the look of courtesy for a woman, admiration for a young beauty, +protection for an innocent child, all of which are expressed upon the +Colonel's kind face, as his eyes are set upon Ethel Newcome. + +"Mamma has sent us to bid you welcome to England, uncle," says Miss +Ethel, advancing, and never thinking for a moment of laying aside that +fine blush which she brought into the room, and which is her pretty +symbol of youth, and modesty, and beauty. + +He took a little slim white hand and laid it down on his brown palm, +where it looked all the whiter: he cleared the grizzled mustachio from +his mouth, and stooping down he kissed the little white hand with a great +deal of grace and dignity. There was no point of resemblance, and yet a +something in the girl's look, voice, and movements, which caused his +heart to thrill, and an image out of the past to rise up and salute him. +The eyes which had brightened his youth (and which he saw in his dreams +and thoughts for faithful years afterwards, as though they looked at him +out of heaven) seemed to shine upon him after five-and-thirty years. He +remembered such a fair bending neck and clustering hair, such a light +foot and airy figure, such a slim hand lying in his own--and now parted +from it with a gap of ten thousand long days between. It is an old +saying, that we forget nothing; as people in fever begin suddenly to talk +the language of their infancy we are stricken by memory sometimes, and +old affections rush back on us as vivid as in the time when they were our +daily talk, when their presence gladdened our eyes, when their accents +thrilled in our ears, when with passionate tears and grief we flung +ourselves upon their hopeless corpses. Parting is death, at least as far +as life is concerned. A passion comes to an end; it is carried off in a +coffin, or weeping in a post-chaise; it drops out of life one way or +other, and the earthclods close over it, and we see it no more. But it +has been part of our souls, and it is eternal. Does a mother not love her +dead infant? a man his lost mistress? with the fond wife nestling at his +side,--yes, with twenty children smiling round her knee. No doubt, as the +old soldier held the girl's hand in his, the little talisman led him back +to Hades, and he saw Leonora.---- + +"How do you do, uncle?" say girls Nos. 2 and 3 in a pretty little +infantile chorus. He drops the talisman, he is back in common life again +--the dancing baby in the arms of the bobbing nurse babbles a welcome. +Alfred looks up for a while at his uncle in the white trousers, and then +instantly proposes that Clive should make him some drawings; and is on +his knees at the next moment. He is always climbing on somebody or +something, or winding over chairs, curling through banisters, standing on +somebody's head, or his own head,--as his convalescence advances, his +breakages are fearful. Miss Honeyman and Hannah will talk about his +dilapidations for years after the little chap has left them. When he is a +jolly young officer in the Guards, and comes to see them at Brighton, +they will show him the blue-dragon Chayny jar, on which he would sit, and +which he cried so fearfully upon breaking. + +When this little party has gone out smiling to take its walk on the +sea-shore, the Colonel sits down and resumes the interrupted dessert. +Miss Honeyman talks of the children and their mother, and the merits of +Mr. Kuhn, and the beauty of Miss Ethel, glancing significantly towards +Clive, who has had enough of gingerbread nuts and dessert and wine, and +whose youthful nose is by this time at the window. What kind-hearted +woman, young or old, does not love match-making? + +The Colonel, without lifting his eyes from the table, says "she reminds +him of--of somebody he knew once." + +"Indeed?" cries Miss Honeyman, and thinks Emma must have altered very +much after going to India, for she had fair hair, and white eyelashes, +and not a pretty foot certainly--but, my dear good lady, the Colonel is +not thinking of the late Mrs. Casey. + +He has taken a fitting quantity of the Madeira, the artless greeting of +the people here, young and old, has warmed his heart, and he goes +upstairs to pay a visit to his sister-in-law, to whom he makes his most +courteous bow as becomes a lady of her rank. Ethel takes her place quite +naturally beside him during his visit. Where did he learn those fine +manners which all of us who knew him admired in him? He had a natural +simplicity, an habitual practice of kind and generous thoughts; a pure +mind, and therefore above hypocrisy and affectation--perhaps those French +people with whom he had been intimate in early life had imparted to him +some of the traditional graces of their vieille tour--certainly his +half-brothers had inherited none such. "What is this that Barnes has +written about his uncle, that the Colonel is ridiculous?" Lady Anne said +to her daughter that night. "Your uncle is adorable. I have never seen a +more perfect grand Seigneur. He puts me in mind of my grandfather, though +grandpapa's grand manner was more artificial, and his voice spoiled by +snuff. See the Colonel. He smokes round the garden, but with what perfect +grace! This is the man Uncle Hobson, and your poor dear papa, have +represented to us as a species of bear! Mr. Newcome, who has himself the +ton of a waiter! The Colonel is perfect. What can Barnes mean by +ridiculing him? I wish Barnes had such a distinguished air; but he is +like his poor dear papa. Que voulez-vous, my love? The Newcomes are +honourable: the Newcomes are wealthy: but distinguished--no. I never +deluded myself with that notion when I married your poor dear papa. At +once I pronounce Colonel Newcome a person to be in every way +distinguished by us. On our return to London I shall present him to all +our family: poor good man! let him see that his family have some +presentable relations besides those whom he will meet at Mrs. Newcome's, +in Bryanstone Square. You must go to Bryanstone Square immediately we +return to London. You must ask your cousins and their governess, and we +will give them a little party. Mrs. Newcome is insupportable, but we must +never forsake our relatives, Ethel. When you come out you will have to +dine there, and to go to her ball. Every young lady in your position in +the world has sacrifices to make, and duties to her family to perform. +Look at me. Why did I marry your poor dear papa? From duty. Has your Aunt +Fanny, who ran away with Captain Canonbury, been happy? They have eleven +children, and are starving at Boulogne. Think of three of Fanny's boys in +yellow stockings at the Bluecoat School. Your papa got them appointed. I +am sure my papa would have gone mad if he had seen that day! She came +with one of the poor wretches to Park Lane: but I could not see them. My +feelings would not allow me. When my maid,--I had a French maid then, +Louise, you remember; her conduct was abominable: so was Preville's--when +she came and said that my Lady Fanny was below with a young gentleman, +qui portait des bas jaunes, I could not see the child. I begged her to +come up in my room: and, absolutely that I might not offend her, I went +to bed. That wretch Louise met her at Boulogne and told her afterwards. +Good night, we must not stand chattering here any more. Heaven bless you, +my darling! Those are the Colonel's windows! Look, he is smoking on his +balcony--that must be Clive's room. Clive is a good kind boy. It was very +kind of him to draw so many pictures for Alfred. Put the drawings away, +Ethel. Mr. Smee saw some in Park Lane, and said they showed remarkable +genius. What a genius your Aunt Emily had for drawing; but it was +flowers! I had no genius in particular, so mamma used to say--and Doctor +Belper said, 'My dear Lady Walham' (it was before my grandpapa's death), +'has Miss Anne a genius for sewing buttons and making puddens?'--puddens +he pronounced it. Goodnight, my own love. Blessings, blessings, on my +Ethel!" + +The Colonel from his balcony saw the slim figure of the retreating girl, +and looked fondly after her: and as the smoke of his cigar floated in the +air, he formed a fine castle in it, whereof Clive was lord, and that +pretty Ethel, lady. "What a frank, generous, bright young creature is +yonder!" thought he. "How cheery and gay she is; how good to Miss +Honeyman, to whom she behaved with just the respect that was the old +lady's due--how affectionate with her brothers and sisters! What a sweet +voice she has! What a pretty little white hand it is! When she gave it +me, it looked like a little white bird lying in mine. I must wear gloves, +by Jove I must, and my coat is old-fashioned, as Binnie says; what a fine +match might be made between that child and Clive! She reminds me of a +pair of eyes I haven't seen these forty years. I would like to have Clive +married to her; to see him out of the scrapes and dangers that young +fellows encounter, and safe with such a sweet girl as that. If God had so +willed it, I might have been happy myself, and could have made a woman +happy. But the Fates were against me. I should like to see Clive happy, +and then say Nunc dimittis. I shan't want anything more to-night, Kean, +and you can go to bed." + +"Thank you, Colonel," says Kean, who enters, having prepared his master's +bedchamber, and is retiring when the Colonel calls after him: + +"I say, Kean, is that blue coat of mine very old?" + +"Uncommon white about the seams, Colonel," says the man. + +"Is it older than other people's coats?"--Kean is obliged gravely to +confess that the Colonel's coat is very queer. + +"Get me another coat, then--see that I don't do anything or wear anything +unusual. I have been so long out of Europe, that I don't know the customs +here, and am not above learning." + +Kean retires, vowing that his master is an old trump; which opinion he +had already expressed to Mr. Kuhn, Lady Hanne's man, over a long potation +which those two gentlemen had taken together. And, as all of us, in one +way or another, are subject to this domestic criticism, from which not +the most exalted can escape, I say, lucky is the man whose servants speak +well of him. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +In which Mr. Sherrick lets his House in Fitzroy Square + + +In spite of the sneers of the Newcome Independent, and the Colonel's +unlucky visit to his nurse's native place, he still remained in high +favour in Park Lane; where the worthy gentleman paid almost daily visits, +and was received with welcome and almost affection, at least by the +ladies and the children of the house. Who was it that took the children +to Astley's but Uncle Newcome? I saw him there in the midst of a cluster +of these little people, all children together. He laughed delighted at +Mr. Merryman's jokes in the ring. He beheld the Battle of Waterloo with +breathless interest, and was amazed--amazed, by Jove, sir--at the +prodigious likeness of the principal actor to the Emperor Napoleon; whose +tomb he had visited on his return from India, as it pleased him to tell +his little audience who sat clustering round him: the little girls, Sir +Brian's daughters, holding each by a finger of his honest hands; young +Masters Alfred and Edward clapping and hurrahing by his side; while Mr. +Clive and Miss Ethel sat in the back of the box enjoying the scene, but +with that decorum which belonged to their superior age and gravity. As +for Clive, he was in these matters much older than the grizzled old +warrior his father. It did one good to hear the Colonel's honest laughs +at clown's jokes, and to see the tenderness and simplicity with which he +watched over this happy brood of young ones. How lavishly did he supply +them with sweetmeats between the acts! There he sat in the midst of them, +and ate an orange himself with perfect satisfaction. I wonder what sum of +money Mr. Barnes Newcome would have taken to sit for five hours with his +young brothers and sisters in a public box at the theatre and eat an +orange in the face of the audience? When little Alfred went to Harrow, +you may be sure Colonel Newcome and Clive galloped over to see the little +man, and tipped him royally. What money is better bestowed than that of a +schoolboy's tip? How the kindness is recalled by the recipient in after +days! It blesses him that gives and him that takes. Remember how happy +such benefactions made you in your own early time, and go off on the very +first fine day and tip your nephew at school! + +The Colonel's organ of benevolence was so large, that he would have liked +to administer bounties to the young folks his nephews and nieces in +Bryanstone Square, as well as to their cousins in Park Lane; but Mrs. +Newcome was a great deal too virtuous to admit of such spoiling of +children. She took the poor gentleman to task for an attempt upon her +boys when those lads came home for their holidays, and caused them +ruefully to give back the shining gold sovereign with which their uncle +had thought to give them a treat. + +"I do not quarrel with other families," says she; "I do not allude to +other families;" meaning, of course, that she did not allude to Park +Lane. "There may be children who are allowed to receive money from their +father's grown-up friends. There may be children who hold out their hands +for presents, and thus become mercenary in early life. I make no +reflections with regard to other households. I only look, and think, and +pray for the welfare of my own beloved ones. They want for nothing. +Heaven has bounteously furnished us with every comfort, with every +elegance, with every luxury. Why need we be bounden to others, who have +been ourselves so amply provided? I should consider it ingratitude, +Colonel Newcome, want of proper spirit, to allow my boys to accept money. +Mind, I make no allusions. When they go to school they receive a +sovereign a-piece from their father, and a shilling a week, which is +ample pocket-money. When they are at home, I desire that they may have +rational amusements: I send them to the Polytechnic with Professor +Hickson, who kindly explains to them some of the marvels of science and +the wonders of machinery. I send them to the picture-galleries and the +British Museum. I go with them myself to the delightful lectures at the +institution in Albemarle Street. I do not desire that they should attend +theatrical exhibitions. I do not quarrel with those who go to plays; far +from it! Who am I that I should venture to judge the conduct of others? +When you wrote from India, expressing a wish that your boy should be made +acquainted with the works of Shakspeare, I gave up my own opinion at +once. Should I interpose between a child and his father? I encouraged the +boy to go to the play, and sent him to the pit with one of our footmen." + +"And you tipped him very handsomely, my dear Maria, too," said the +good-natured Colonel, breaking in upon her sermon; but Virtue was not to +be put off in that way. + +"And why, Colonel Newcome," Virtue exclaimed, laying a pudgy little hand +on its heart; "why did I treat Clive so? Because I stood towards him in +loco parentis; because he was as a child to me, and I to him as a mother. +I indulged him more than my own. I loved him with a true maternal +tenderness. Then he was happy to come to our house: then perhaps Park +Lane was not so often open to him as Bryanstone Square: but I make no +allusions. Then he did not go six times to another house for once that he +came to mine. He was a simple, confiding, generous boy, was not dazzled +by worldly rank or titles of splendour. He could not find these in +Bryanstone Square. A merchant's wife, a country lawyer's daughter--I +could not be expected to have my humble board surrounded by titled +aristocracy; I would not if I could. I love my own family too well; I am +too honest, too simple,--let me own it at once, Colonel Newcome, too +proud! And now, now his father has come to England, and I have resigned +him, and he meets with no titled aristocrats at my house, and he does not +come here any more." + +Tears rolled out of her little eyes as she spoke, and she covered her +round face with her pocket-handkerchief. + +Had Colonel Newcome read the paper that morning, he might have seen +amongst what are called the fashionable announcements, the cause, +perhaps, why his sister-in-law had exhibited so much anger and virtue. +The Morning Post stated, that yesterday Sir Brian and Lady Newcome +entertained at dinner His Excellency the Persian Ambassador and +Bucksheesh Bey; the Right Honourable Cannon Rowe, President of the Board +of Control, and Lady Louisa Rowe; the Earl of H------, the Countess of +Kew, the Earl of Kew, Sir Currey Baughton, Major-General and Mrs. Hooker, +Colonel Newcome, and Mr. Horace Fogey. Afterwards her ladyship had an +assembly, which was attended by, etc. etc. + +This catalogue of illustrious names had been read by Mr. Newcome to her +spouse at breakfast, with such comments as she was in the habit of +making. + +"The President of the Board of Control, the Chairman of the Court of +Directors, and Ex-Governor-General of India, and a whole regiment of +Kews. By Jove, Maria, the Colonel is in good company," cries Mr. Newcome, +with a laugh. "That's the sort of dinner you should have given him. Some +people to talk about India. When he dined with us he was put between old +Lady Wormely and Professor Roots. I don't wonder at his going to sleep +after dinner. I was off myself once or twice during that confounded long +argument between Professor Roots and Dr. Windus. That Windus is the deuce +to talk." + +"Dr. Windus is a man of science, and his name is of European celebrity!" +says Maria solemnly. "Any intellectual person would prefer such company +to the titled nobodies into whose family your brother has married." + +"There you go, Polly; you are always having a shy at Lady Anne and her +relations," says Mr. Newcome, good-naturedly. + +"A shy! How can you use such vulgar words, Mr. Newcome? What have I to do +with Sir Brian's titled relations? I do not value nobility. I prefer +people of science--people of intellect--to all the rank in the world." + +"So you do," says Hobson her spouse. "You have your party--Lady Anne has +her party. You take your line--Lady Anne takes her line. You are a +superior woman, my dear Polly; every one knows that. I'm a plain country +farmer, I am. As long as you are happy, I am happy too. The people you +get to dine here may talk Greek or algebra for what I care. By Jove, my +dear, I think you can hold your own with the best of them." + +"I have endeavoured by assiduity to make up for time lost, and an early +imperfect education," says Mrs. Newcome. "You married a poor country +lawyer's daughter. You did not seek a partner in the Peerage, Mr. +Newcome." + +"No, no. Not such a confounded flat as that," cries Mr. Newcome, +surveying his plump partner behind her silver teapot, with eyes of +admiration. + +"I had an imperfect education, but I knew its blessings, and have, I +trust, endeavoured to cultivate the humble talents which Heaven has given +me, Mr. Newcome." + +"Humble, by Jove!" exclaims the husband. "No gammon of that sort, Polly. +You know well enough that you are a superior woman. I ain't a superior +man. I know that: one is enough in a family. I leave the reading to you, +my dear. Here comes my horses. I say, I wish you'd call on Lady Anne +to-day. Do go and see her, now that's a good girl. I know she is flighty, +and that; and Brian's back is up a little. But he ain't a bad fellow; and +I wish I could see you and his wife better friends." + +On his way to the City, Mr. Newcome rode to look at the new house, No. +120 Fitzroy Square, which his brother, the Colonel, had taken in +conjunction with that Indian friend of his, Mr. Binnie. Shrewd old cock, +Mr. Binnie. Has brought home a good bit of money from India. Is looking +out for safe investments. Has been introduced to Newcome Brothers. Mr. +Newcome thinks very well of the Colonel's friend. + +The house is vast, but, it must be owned, melancholy. Not long since it +was a ladies' school, in an unprosperous condition. The scar left by +Madame Latour's brass plate may still be seen on the tall black door, +cheerfully ornamented in the style of the end of the last century, with a +funereal urn in the centre of the entry, and garlands, and the skulls of +rams at each corner. Madame Latour, who at one time actually kept a large +yellow coach, and drove her parlour young ladies in the Regent's Park, +was an exile from her native country (Islington was her birthplace, and +Grigson her paternal name), and an outlaw at the suit of Samuel Sherrick: +that Mr. Sherrick whose wine-vaults undermine Lady Whittlesea's Chapel +where the eloquent Honeyman preaches. + +The house is Mr. Sherrick's house. Some say his name is Shadrach, and +pretend to have known him as an orange-boy, afterwards as a chorus-singer +in the theatres, afterwards as secretary to a great tragedian. I know +nothing of these stories. He may or he may not be a partner of Mr. +Campion, of Shepherd's Inn: he has a handsome villa, Abbey Road, St. +John's Wood, entertains good company, rather loud, of the sporting sort, +rides and drives very showy horses, has boxes at the Opera whenever he +likes, and free access behind the scenes: is handsome, dark, bright-eyed, +with a quantity of jewellery, and a tuft to his chin; sings sweetly +sentimental songs after dinner. Who cares a fig what was the religion of +Mr. Sherrick's ancestry, or what the occupation of his youth? Mr. +Honeyman, a most respectable man surely, introduced Sherrick to the +Colonel and Binnie. + +Mr. Sherrick stocked their cellar with some of the wine over which +Honeyman preached such lovely sermons. It was not dear; it was not bad +when you dealt with Mr. Sherrick for wine alone. Going into his market +with ready money in your hand, as our simple friends did, you were pretty +fairly treated by Mr. Sherrick. + +The house being taken, we may be certain there was fine amusement for +Clive, Mr. Binnie, and the Colonel, in frequenting the sales, in the +inspection of upholsterers' shops, and the purchase of furniture for the +new mansion. It was like nobody else's house. There were three masters +with four or five servants over them. Kean for the Colonel and his son; a +smart boy with boots for Mr. Binnie; Mrs. Kean to cook and keep house, +with a couple of maids under her. The Colonel, himself, was great at +making hash mutton, hot-pot, curry, and pillau. What cosy pipes did we +not smoke in the dining-room, in the drawing-room, or where we would! +What pleasant evenings did we not have with Mr Binnie's books and +Schiedam! Then there were the solemn state dinners, at most of which the +writer of this biography had a corner. + +Clive had a tutor--Cirindey of Corpus--whom we recommended to him, and +with whom the young gentleman did not fatigue his brains very much; but +his great forte decidedly lay in drawing. He sketched the horses, he +sketched the dogs; all the servants from the blear-eyed boot-boy to the +rosy-cheeked lass, Mrs. Kean's niece, whom that virtuous housekeeper was +always calling to come downstairs. He drew his father in all postures-- +asleep, on foot, on horseback; and jolly little Mr. Binnie, with his +plump legs on a chair, or jumping briskly on the back of the cob which he +rode. He should have drawn the pictures for this book, but that he no +longer condescends to make sketches. Young Ridley was his daily friend +now; and Grindley, his classics and mathematics over in the morning, and +the ride with father over, this pair of young men would constantly attend +Gandish's Drawing Academy, where, to be sure, Ridley passed many hours at +work on his art, before his young friend and patron could be spared from +his books to his pencil. + +"Oh," says Clive, "if you talk to him now about those early days, it was a +jolly time! I do not believe there was any young fellow in London so +happy." And there hangs up in his painting-room now, a head, painted at +one sitting, of a man rather bald, with hair touched with grey, with a +large moustache, and a sweet mouth half smiling beneath it, and +melancholy eyes; and Clive shows that portrait of their grandfather to +his children, and tells them that the whole world never saw a nobler +gentleman. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +A School of Art + + +British art either finds her peculiar nourishment in melancholy, and +loves to fix her abode in desert places; or it may be her purse is but +slenderly furnished, and she is forced to put up with accommodations +rejected by more prosperous callings. Some of the most dismal quarters of +the town are colonised by her disciples and professors. In walking +through streets which may have been gay and polite when ladies' chairmen +jostled each other on the pavement, and linkboys with their torches +lighted the beaux over the mud, who has not remarked the artist's +invasion of those regions once devoted to fashion and gaiety? Centre +windows of drawing-rooms are enlarged so as to reach up into bedrooms-- +bedrooms where Lady Betty has had her hair powdered, and where the +painter's north-light now takes possession of the place which her +toilet-table occupied a hundred years ago. There are degrees in +decadence: after the Fashion chooses to emigrate, and retreats from Soho +or Bloomsbury, let us say, to Cavendish Square, physicians come and +occupy the vacant houses, which still have a respectable look, the +windows being cleaned, and the knockers and plates kept bright, and the +doctor's carriage rolling round the square, almost as fine as the +countess's, which has whisked away her ladyship to other regions. A +boarding-house mayhap succeeds the physician, who has followed after his +sick folks into the new country; and then Dick Tinto comes with his dingy +brass plate, and breaks in his north window, and sets up his sitters' +throne. I love his honest moustache, and jaunty velvet jacket; his queer +figure, his queer vanities, and his kind heart. Why should he not suffer +his ruddy ringlets to fall over his shirt-collar? Why should he deny +himself his velvet? it is but a kind of fustian which costs him +eighteenpence a yard. He is naturally what he is, and breaks out into +costume as spontaneously as a bird sings, or a bulb bears a tulip. And as +Dick, under yonder terrific appearance of waving cloak, bristling beard, +and shadowy sombrero, is a good kindly simple creature, got up at a very +cheap rate, his life is so consistent with his dress; he gives his genius +a darkling swagger, and a romantic envelope, which, being removed, you +find, not a bravo, but a kind chirping soul; not a moody poet avoiding +mankind for the better company of his own great thoughts, but a jolly +little chap who has an aptitude for painting brocade gowns, a bit of +armour (with figures inside them), or trees and cattle, or gondolas and +buildings, or what not; an instinct for the picturesque, which exhibits +itself in his works, and outwardly on his person; beyond this, a gentle +creature loving his friends, his cups, feasts, merrymakings, and all good +things. The kindest folks alive I have found among those scowling +whiskeradoes. They open oysters with their yataghans, toast muffins on +their rapiers, and fill their Venice glasses with half-and-half. If they +have money in their lean purses, be sure they have a friend to share it. +What innocent gaiety, what jovial suppers on threadbare cloths, and +wonderful songs after; what pathos, merriment, humour does not a man +enjoy who frequents their company! Mr. Clive Newcome, who has long since +shaved his beard, who has become a family man, and has seen the world in +a thousand different phases, avers that his life as an art-student at +home and abroad was the pleasantest part of his whole existence. It may +not be more amusing in the telling than the chronicle of a feast, or the +accurate report of two lovers' conversation; but the biographer, having +brought his hero to the period of his life, is bound to relate it, before +passing to other occurrences which are to be narrated in their turn. + +We may be sure the boy had many conversations with his affectionate +guardian as to the profession which he should follow. As regarded +mathematical and classical learning, the elder Newcome was forced to +admit, that out of every hundred boys, there were fifty as clever as his +own, and at least fifty more industrious; the army in time of peace +Colonel Newcome thought a bad trade for a young fellow so fond of ease +and pleasure as his son: his delight in the pencil was manifest to all. +Were not his school-books full of caricatures of the masters? Whilst his +tutor, Grindley, was lecturing him, did he not draw Grindley +instinctively under his very nose? A painter Clive was determined to be, +and nothing else; and Clive, being then some sixteen years of age, began +to study the art, en regle, under the eminent Mr. Gandish, of Soho. + +It was that well-known portrait-painter, Alfred Smee, Esq., R.A., who +recommended Gandish to Colonel Newcome, one day when the two gentlemen +met at dinner at Lady Anne Newcome's table. Mr. Smee happened to examine +some of Clive's drawings, which the young fellow had executed for his +cousins. Clive found no better amusement than in making pictures for +them, and would cheerfully pass evening after evening in that diversion. +He had made a thousand sketches of Ethel before a year was over; a year, +every day of which seemed to increase the attractions of the fair young +creature, develop her nymph-like form, and give her figure fresh graces. +He also of course drew Alfred and the nursery in general, Aunt Anne and +the Blenheim spaniels, and Mr. Kuhn and his earrings, the majestic John +bringing in the coal-scuttle, and all persons or objects in that +establishment with which he was familiar. "What a genius the lad has," +the complimentary Mr. Smee averred; "what a force and individuality there +is in all his drawings! Look at his horses! capital, by Jove, capital! +and Alfred on his pony, and Miss Ethel in her Spanish bat, with her hair +flowing in the wind! I must take this sketch, I positively must now, and +show it to Landseer." And the courtly artist daintily enveloped the +drawing in a sheet of paper, put it away in his hat, and vowed +subsequently that the great painter had been delighted with the young +man's performance. Smee was not only charmed with Clive's skill as an +artist, but thought his head would be an admirable one to paint. Such a +rich complexion, such fine turns in his hair! such eyes! to see real blue +eyes was so rare nowadays! And the Colonel too, if the Colonel would but +give him a few sittings, the grey uniform of the Bengal Cavalry, the +silver lace, the little bit of red ribbon just to warm up the picture! it +was seldom, Mr. Smee declared, that an artist could get such an +opportunity for colour. With our hideous vermilion uniforms there was no +chance of doing anything; Rubens himself could scarcely manage scarlet. +Look at the horseman in Cuyp's famous picture at the Louvre: the red was +a positive blot upon the whole picture. There was nothing like French +grey and silver! All which did not prevent Mr. Smee from painting Sir +Brian in a flaring deputy-lieutenant's uniform, and entreating all +military men whom he met to sit to him in scarlet. Clive Newcome the +Academician succeeded in painting, of course for mere friendship's sake, +and because he liked the subject, though he could not refuse the cheque +which Colonel Newcome sent him for the frame and picture; but no +cajoleries could induce the old campaigner to sit to any artist save one. +He said he should be ashamed to pay fifty guineas for the likeness of his +homely face; he jocularly proposed to James Binnie to have his head put +on the canvas, and Mr. Smee enthusiastically caught at the idea; but +honest James winked his droll eyes, saying his was a beauty that did not +want any paint; and when Mr. Smee took his leave after dinner in Fitzroy +Square, where this conversation was held, James Binnie hinted that the +Academician was no better than an old humbug, in which surmise he was +probably not altogether incorrect. Certain young men who frequented the +kind Colonel's house were also somewhat of this opinion; and made endless +jokes at the painter's expense. Smee plastered his sitters with adulation +as methodically as he covered his canvas. He waylaid gentlemen at dinner; +he inveigled unsuspecting folks into his studio, and had their heads off +their shoulders before they were aware. One day, on our way from the +Temple, through Howland Street, to the Colonel's house, we beheld +Major-General Sir Thomas de Boots, in full uniform, rushing from Smee's +door to his brougham. The coachman was absent refreshing himself at a +neighbouring tap: the little street-boys cheered and hurrayed Sir Thomas, +as, arrayed in gold and scarlet, he sate in his chariot. He blushed +purple when he beheld us. No artist would have dared to imitate those +purple tones: he was one of the numerous victims of Mr. Smee. + +One day, then, day to be noted with a white stone, Colonel Newcome, with +his son and Mr. Smee, R.A., walked from the Colonel's house to Gandish's, +which was not far removed thence; and young Clive, who was a perfect +mimic, described to his friends, and illustrated, as was his wont, by +diagrams, the interview which he had with that professor. "By Jove, you +must see Gandish, pa!" cries Clive: "Gandish is worth the whole world. +Come and be an art-student. You'll find such jolly fellows there! Gandish +calls it hart-student, and says, 'Hars est celare Hartem'--by Jove he +does! He treated us to a little Latin, as he brought out a cake and a +bottle of wine, you know." + +"The governor was splendid, sir. He wore gloves: you know he only puts +them on on parade days; and turned out for the occasion spick and span. +He ought to be a general officer. He looks like a field-marshal--don't +he? You should have seen him bowing to Mrs. Gandish and the Miss +Gandishes, dressed all in their best, round the cake-tray! He takes his +glass of wine, and sweeps them all round with a bow. 'I hope, young +ladies,' says he, 'you don't often go to the students' room. I'm afraid +the young gentlemen would leave off looking at the statues if you came +in.' And so they would: for you never saw such guys; but the dear old boy +fancies every woman is a beauty. + +"'Mr. Smee, you are looking at my picture of 'Boadishia?'' says Gandish. +Wouldn't he have caught it for his quantities at Grey Friars, that's all. + +"'Yes--ah--yes,' says Mr. Smee, putting his hand over his eyes, and +standing before it, looking steady, you know, as if he was going to see +whereabouts he should hit Boadishia. + +"'It was painted when you were a young man, four years before you were an +associate, Smee. Had some success in its time, and there's good pints +about that picture,' Gandish goes on. 'But I never could get my price for +it; and here it hangs in my own room. Igh art won't do in this country, +Colonel--it's a melancholy fact.' + +"'High art! I should think it is high art!' whispers old Smee; 'fourteen +feet high, at least!" And then out loud he says 'The picture has very +fine points in it, Gandish, as you say. Foreshortening of that arm, +capital! That red drapery carried off into the right of the picture very +skilfully managed!' + +"'It's not like portrait-painting, Smee--Igh art,' says Gandish. 'The +models of the hancient Britons in that pictur alone cost me thirty pound +--when I was a struggling man, and had just married my Betsey here. You +reckonise Boadishia, Colonel, with the Roman elmet, cuirass, and javeling +of the period--all studied from the hantique, sir, the glorious +hantique.' + +"'All but Boadicea,' says father. 'She remains always young.' And he +began to speak the lines out of Cowper, he did--waving his stick like an +old trump--and famous they are," cries the lad: + + "When the British warrior queen, + Bleeding from the Roman rods"-- + +"Jolly verses! Haven't I translated them into alcaics?" says Clive, with +a merry laugh, and resumes his history. + +"'Oh, I must have those verses in my album,' cries one of the young +ladies. 'Did you compose them, Colonel Newcome?' But Gandish, you see, is +never thinking about any works but his own, and goes on, 'Study of my +eldest daughter, exhibited 1816.' + +"'No, pa, not '16,' cries Miss Gandish. She don't look like a chicken, I +can tell you. + +"'Admired,' Gandish goes on, never heeding her,--'I can show you what the +papers said of it at the time--Morning Chronicle and Examiner--spoke most +ighly of it. My son as an infant Ercules, stranglin the serpent over the +piano. Fust conception of my picture of 'Non Hangli said Hangeli.'' + +"'For which I can guess who were the angels that sat,' says father. Upon +my word, that old governor! He is a little too strong. But Mr. Gandish +listened no more to him than to Mr. Smee, and went on, buttering himself +all over, as I have read the Hottentots do. 'Myself at thirty-three years +of age!' says he, pointing to a portrait of a gentleman in leather +breeches and mahogany boots; 'I could have been a portrait-painter, Mr. +Smee.' + +"'Indeed it was lucky for some of us you devoted yourself to high art, +Gandish,' Mr. Smee says, and sips the wine and puts it down again, making +a face. It was not first-rate tipple, you see. + +"'Two girls,' continues that indomitable Mr. Gandish. 'Hidea for 'Babes +in the Wood.' 'View of Paestum,' taken on the spot by myself, when +travelling with the late lamented Earl of Kew. 'Beauty, Valour, Commerce, +and Liberty, condoling with Britannia on the death of Admiral Viscount +Nelson,'--allegorical piece drawn at a very early age after Trafalgar. +Mr. Fuseli saw that piece, sir, when I was a student of the Academy, and +said to me, 'Young man, stick to the antique. There's nothing like it.' +Those were 'is very words. If you do me the favour to walk into the +Hatrium, you'll remark my great pictures also from English istry. An +English historical painter, sir, should be employed chiefly in English +istry. That's what I would have done. Why ain't there temples for us, +where the people might read their history at a glance, and without +knowing how to read? Why is my 'Alfred' 'anging up in this 'all? Because +there is no patronage for a man who devotes himself to Igh art. You know +the anecdote, Colonel? King Alfred flying from the Danes, took refuge in +a neaterd's 'ut. The rustic's wife told him to bake a cake, and the +fugitive sovering set down to his ignoble task, and forgetting it in the +cares of state, let the cake burn, on which the woman struck him. The +moment chose is when she is lifting her 'and to deliver the blow. The +king receives it with majesty mingled with meekness. In the background +the door of the 'ut is open, letting in the royal officers to announce +the Danes are defeated. The daylight breaks in at the aperture, +signifying the dawning of 'Ope. That story, sir, which I found in my +researches in istry, has since become so popular, sir, that hundreds of +artists have painted it, hundreds! I who discovered the legend, have my +picture--here!' + +"'Now, Colonel,' says the showman, 'let me--let me lead you through the +statue gallery. 'Apollo,' you see. The 'Venus Hanadyomene,' the glorious +Venus of the Louvre, which I saw in 1814, Colonel, in its glory--the +'Laocoon'--my friend Gibson's 'Nymth,' you see, is the only figure I +admit among the antiques. Now up this stair to the students' room, where +I trust my young friend, Mr. Newcome, will labour assiduously. Ars longa +est, Mr. Newcome. Vita----'" + +"I trembled," Clive said, "lest my father should introduce a certain +favourite quotation, beginning 'ingenuas didicisse'--but he refrained, +and we went into the room, where a score of students were assembled, who +all looked away from their drawing-boards as we entered. + +"'Here will be your place, Mr. Newcome,' says the Professor, 'and here +that of your young friend--what did you say was his name?' I told him +Rigby, for my dear old governor has promised to pay for J. J. too, you +know. 'Mr. Chivers is the senior pupil and custos of the room in the +absence of my son. Mr. Chivers, Mr. Newcome; gentlemen, Mr. Newcome, a +new pupil. My son, Charles Gandish, Mr. Newcome. Assiduity, gentlemen, +assiduity. Ars longa. Vita brevis, et linea recta brevissima est. This +way, Colonel, down these steps, across the courtyard, to my own studio. +There, gentlemen,'--and pulling aside a curtain, Gandish says 'There!'" + +"And what was the masterpiece behind it?" we ask of Clive, after we have +done laughing at his imitation. + +"Hand round the hat, J. J.!" cries Clive. "Now, ladies and gentlemen, pay +your money. Now walk in, for the performance is 'just a-going to begin.'" +Nor would the rogue ever tell us what Gandish's curtained picture was. + +Not a successful painter, Mr. Gandish was an excellent master, and +regarding all artists save one perhaps a good critic. Clive and his +friend J. J. came soon after and commenced their studies under him. The +one took his humble seat at the drawing-board, a poor mean-looking lad, +with worn clothes, downcast features, and a figure almost deformed; the +other adorned by good health, good looks, and the best of tailors; +ushered into the studio with his father and Mr. Smee as his aides-de-camp +on his entry; and previously announced there with all the eloquence of +honest Gandish. "I bet he's 'ad cake and wine," says one youthful +student, of an epicurean and satirical turn. "I bet he might have it +every day if he liked." In fact Gandish was always handing him sweetmeats +of compliments and cordials of approbation. He had coat-sleeves with silk +linings--he had studs in his shirt. How different was the texture and +colour of that garment, to the sleeves Bob Grimes displayed when he took +his coat off to put on his working jacket! Horses used actually to come +for him to Gandish's door (which was situated in a certain lofty street +in Soho). The Miss G.'s would smile at him from the parlour window as he +mounted and rode splendidly off; and those opposition beauties, the Miss +Levisons, daughters of the professor of dancing over the way, seldom +failed to greet the young gentleman with an admiring ogle from their +great black eyes. Master Clive was pronounced an 'out-and-outer,' a +'swell and no mistake,' and complimented with scarce one dissentient +voice by the simple academy at Gandish's. Besides, he drew very well. +There could be no doubt about that. Caricatures of the students of course +were passing constantly among them, and in revenge for one which a huge +red-haired Scotch student, Mr. Sandy M'Collop, had made of John James, +Clive perpetrated a picture of Sandy which set the whole room in a roar; +and when the Caledonian giant uttered satirical remarks against the +assembled company, averring that they were a parcel of sneaks, a set of +lick-spittles, and using epithets still more vulgar, Clive slipped off +his fine silk-sleeved coat in an instant, invited Mr. M'Collop into the +back-yard, instructed him in a science which the lad himself had acquired +at Grey Friars, and administered two black eyes to Sandy, which prevented +the young artist from seeing for some days after the head of the +'Laocoon' which he was copying. The Scotchman's superior weight and age +might have given the combat a different conclusion, had it endured long +after Clive's brilliant opening attack with his right and left; but +Professor Gandish came out of his painting-room at the sound of battle, +and could scarcely credit his own eyes when he saw those of poor M'Collop +so darkened. To do the Scotchman justice, he bore Clive no rancour. They +became friends there, and afterwards at Rome, whither they subsequently +went to pursue their studies. The fame of Mr. M'Collop as an artist has +long since been established. His pictures of 'Lord Lovat in Prison,' and +'Hogarth painting him,' of the 'Blowing up of the Kirk of Field' (painted +for M'Collop of M'Collop), of the 'Torture of the Covenanters,' the +'Murder of the Regent,' the 'Murder of Rizzio,' and other historical +pieces, all of course from Scotch history, have established his +reputation in South as well as in North Britain. No one would suppose +from the gloomy character of his works that Sandy M'Collop is one of the +most jovial souls alive. Within six months after their little difference, +Clive and he were the greatest of friends, and it was by the former's +suggestion that Mr. James Binnie gave Sandy his first commission, who +selected the cheerful subject of 'The Young Duke of Rothsay starving in +Prison.' + +During this period, Mr. Clive assumed the toga virilis, and beheld with +inexpressible satisfaction the first growth of those mustachios which +have since given him such a marked appearance. + +Being at Gandish's, and so near the dancing academy, what must he do but +take lessons in the terpsichorean art too?--making himself as popular +with the dancing folks as with the drawing folks, and the jolly king of +his company everywhere. He gave entertainments to his fellow-students in +the upper chambers in Fitzroy Square, which were devoted to his use, +inviting his father and Mr. Binnie to those parties now and then. And +songs were sung, and pipes were smoked, and many a pleasant supper eaten. +There was no stint: but no excess. No young man was ever seen to quit +those apartments the worse, as it is called, for liquor. Fred Bayham's +uncle the Bishop could not be more decorous than F. B. as he left the +Colonel's house, for the Colonel made that one of the conditions of his +son's hospitality, that nothing like intoxication should ensue from it. +The good gentleman did not frequent the parties of the juniors. He saw +that his presence rather silenced the young men; and left them to +themselves, confiding in Clive's parole, and went away to play his honest +rubber of whist at the Club. And many a time he heard the young fellows' +steps tramping by his bedchamber door, as he lay wakeful within, happy to +think his son was happy. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +New Companions + + +Clive used to give droll accounts of the young disciples at Gandish's, +who were of various ages and conditions, and in whose company the young +fellow took his place with that good temper and gaiety which have seldom +deserted him in life, and have put him at ease wherever his fate has led +him. He is, in truth, as much at home in a fine drawing-room as in a +public-house parlour; and can talk as pleasantly to the polite mistress +of the mansion, as to the jolly landlady dispensing her drinks from her +bar. Not one of the Gandishites but was after a while well inclined to +the young fellow; from Mr. Chivers, the senior pupil, down to the little +imp Harry Hooker, who knew as much mischief at twelve years old, and +could draw as cleverly as many a student of five-and-twenty; and Bob +Trotter, the diminutive fag of the studio, who ran on all the young men's +errands, and fetched them in apples, oranges, and walnuts. Clive opened +his eyes with wonder when he first beheld these simple feasts, and the +pleasure with which some of the young men partook of them. They were +addicted to polonies; they did not disguise their love for Banbury cakes; +they made bets in ginger-beer, and gave and took the odds in that +frothing liquor. There was a young Hebrew amongst the pupils, upon whom +his brother-students used playfully to press ham sandwiches, pork +sausages, and the like. This young man (who has risen to great wealth +subsequently, and was bankrupt only three months since) actually bought +cocoa-nuts, and sold them at a profit amongst the lads. His pockets were +never without pencil-cases, French chalk, garnet brooches, for which he +was willing to bargain. He behaved very rudely to Gandish, who seemed to +be afraid before him. It was whispered that the Professor was not +altogether easy in his circumstances, and that the elder Moss had some +mysterious hold over him. Honeyman and Bayham, who once came to see Clive +at the studio, seemed each disturbed at beholding young Moss seated there +(making a copy of the Marsyas). "Pa knows both those gents," he informed +Clive afterwards, with a wicked twinkle of his Oriental eyes. "Step in, +Mr. Newcome, any day you are passing down Wardour Street, and see if you +don't want anything in our way." (He pronounced the words in his own way, +saying: "Step id, Bister Doocob, ady day idto Vordor Street," etc.) This +young gentleman could get tickets for almost all the theatres, which he +gave or sold, and gave splendid accounts at Cavendish's of the brilliant +masquerades. Clive was greatly diverted at beholding Mr. Moss at one of +these entertainments, dressed in a scarlet coat and top-boots, and +calling out, "Yoicks! Hark forward!" fitfully to another Orientalist, his +younger brother, attired like a midshipman. Once Clive bought a +half-dozen of theatre tickets from Mr. Moss, which he distributed to the +young fellows of the studio. But, when this nice young man tried further +to tempt him on the next day, "Mr. Moss," Clive said to him with much +dignity, "I am very much obliged to you for your offer, but when I go to +the play, I prefer paying at the doors." + +Mr. Chivers used to sit in one corner of the room, occupied over a +lithographic stone. He was an uncouth and peevish young man; for ever +finding fault with the younger pupils, whose butt he was. Next in rank +and age was M'Collop, before named: and these two were at first more than +usually harsh and captious with Clive, whose prosperity offended them, +and whose dandified manners, free-and-easy ways, and evident influence +over the younger scholars, gave umbrage to these elderly apprentices. +Clive at first returned Mr. Chivers war for war, controlment for +controlment; but when he found Chivers was the son of a helpless widow; +that be maintained her by his lithographic vignettes for the +music-sellers, and by the scanty remuneration of some lessons which he +gave at a school at Highgate;--when Clive saw, or fancied he saw, the +lonely senior eyeing with hungry eyes the luncheons of cheese and bread, +and sweetstuff, which the young lads of the studio enjoyed, I promise you +Mr. Clive's wrath against Chivers was speedily turned into compassion and +kindness, and he sought, and no doubt found, means of feeding Chivers +without offending his testy independence. + +Nigh to Gandish's was, and perhaps is, another establishment for teaching +the art of design--Barker's, which had the additional dignity of a life +academy and costume; frequented by a class of students more advanced than +those of Gandish's. Between these and the Barkerites there was a constant +rivalry and emulation, in and out of doors. Gandish sent more pupils to +the Royal Academy; Gandish had brought up three medallists; and the last +R.A. student sent to Rome was a Gandishite. Barker, on the contrary, +scorned and loathed Trafalgar Square, and laughed at its art. Barker +exhibited in Pall Mall and Suffolk Street: he laughed at old Gandish and +his pictures, made mincemeat of his "Angli and Angeli," and tore "King +Alfred" and his muffins to pieces. The young men of the respective +schools used to meet at Lundy's coffee-house and billiard-room, and smoke +there, and do battle. Before Clive and his friend J. J. came to +Gandish's, the Barkerites were having the best of that constant match +which the two academies were playing. Fred Bayham, who knew every +coffee-house in town, and whose initials were scored on a thousand tavern +doors, was for a while a constant visitor at Lundy's, played pool with +the young men, and did not disdain to dip his beard into their +porter-pots, when invited to partake of their drink; treated them +handsomely when he was in cash himself; and was an honorary member of +Barker's academy. Nay, when the guardsman was not forthcoming, who was +standing for one of Barker's heroic pictures, Bayham bared his immense +arms and brawny shoulders, and stood as Prince Edward, with Philippa +sucking the poisoned wound. He would take his friends up to the picture +in the Exhibition, and proudly point to it. "Look at that biceps, sir, +and now look at this--that's Barker's masterpiece, sir, and that's the +muscle of F. B., sir." In no company was F. B. greater than in the +society of the artists, in whose smoky haunts and airy parlours he might +often be found. It was from F. B. that Clive heard of Mr. Chivers' +struggles and honest industry. A great deal of shrewd advice could F. B. +give on occasion, and many a kind action and gentle office of charity was +this jolly outlaw known to do and cause to be done. His advice to Clive +was most edifying at this time of our young gentleman's life, and he owns +that he was kept from much mischief by this queer counsellor. + +A few months after Clive and J. J. had entered at Gandish's, that academy +began to hold its own against its rival. The silent young disciple was +pronounced to be a genius. His copies were beautiful in delicacy and +finish. His designs were for exquisite grace and richness of fancy. Mr. +Gandish took to himself the credit for J. J.'s genius; Clive ever and +fondly acknowledged the benefit he got from his friend's taste and bright +enthusiasm and sure skill. As for Clive, if he was successful in the +academy he was doubly victorious out of it. His person was handsome, his +courage high, his gaiety and frankness delightful and winning. His money +was plenty and he spent it like a young king. He could speedily beat all +the club at Lundy's at billiards, and give points to the redoubted F. B. +himself. He sang a famous song at their jolly supper-parties: and J. J. +had no greater delight than to listen to his fresh voice, and watch the +young conqueror at the billiard-table, where the balls seemed to obey +him. + +Clive was not the most docile of Mr. Gandish's pupils. If he had not come +to the studio on horseback, several of the young students averred, +Gandish would not always have been praising him and quoting him as that +professor certainly did. It must be confessed that the young ladies read +the history of Clive's uncle in the Book of Baronets, and that Gandish +jun., probably with an eye to business, made a design of a picture, in +which, according to that veracious volume, one of the Newcomes was +represented as going cheerfully to the stake at Smithfield, surrounded by +some very ill-favoured Dominicans, whose arguments did not appear to make +the least impression upon the martyr of the Newcome family. Sandy +M'Collop devised a counter picture, wherein the barber-surgeon of King +Edward the Confessor was drawn, operating upon the beard of that monarch. +To which piece of satire Clive gallantly replied by a design, +representing Sawney Bean M'Collop, chief of the clan of that name, +descending from his mountains into Edinburgh, and his astonishment at +beholding a pair of breeches for the first time. These playful jokes +passed constantly amongst the young men of Gandish's studio. There was no +one there who was not caricatured in one way or another. He whose eyes +looked not very straight was depicted with a most awful squint. The youth +whom nature had endowed with somewhat lengthy nose was drawn by the +caricaturists with a prodigious proboscis. Little Bobby Moss, the young +Hebrew artist from Wardour Street, was delineated with three hats and an +old-clothes bag. Nor were poor J. J.'s round shoulders spared, until +Clive indignantly remonstrated at the hideous hunchback pictures which +the boys made of his friend, and vowed it was a shame to make jokes at +such a deformity. + +Our friend, if the truth must be told regarding him, though one of the +most frank, generous, and kind-hearted persons, is of a nature somewhat +haughty and imperious, and very likely the course of life which he now +led and the society which he was compelled to keep, served to increase +some original defects in his character, and to fortify a certain +disposition to think well of himself, with which his enemies not unjustly +reproach him. He has been known very pathetically to lament that he was +withdrawn from school too early, where a couple of years' further course +of thrashings from his tyrant, old Hodge, he avers, would have done him +good. He laments that he was not sent to college, where if a young man +receives no other discipline, at least he acquires that of meeting with +his equals in society and of assuredly finding his betters: whereas in +poor Mr. Gandish's studio of art, our young gentleman scarcely found a +comrade that was not in one way or other his flatterer, his inferior, his +honest or dishonest admirer. The influence of his family's rank and +wealth acted more or less on all those simple folks, who would run on his +errands and vied with each other in winning the young nabob's favour. His +very goodness of heart rendered him a more easy prey to their flattery, +and his kind and jovial disposition led him into company from which he +had been much better away. I am afraid that artful young Moss, whose +parents dealt in pictures, furniture, gimcracks, and jewellery, +victimised Clive sadly with rings and chains, shirt-studs and flaming +shirt-pins, and such vanities, which the poor young rogue locked up in +his desk generally, only venturing to wear them when he was out of his +father's sight or of Mr. Binnie's, whose shrewd eyes watched him very +keenly. + +Mr. Clive used to leave home every day shortly after noon, when he was +supposed to betake himself to Gandish's studio. But was the young +gentleman always at the drawing-board copying from the antique when his +father supposed him to be so devotedly engaged? I fear his place was +sometimes vacant. His friend J. J. worked every day and all day. Many a +time the steady little student remarked his patron's absence, and no +doubt gently remonstrated with him, but when Clive did come to his work +he executed it with remarkable skill and rapidity; and Ridley was too +fond of him to say a word at home regarding the shortcomings of the +youthful scapegrace. Candid readers may sometimes have heard their friend +Jones's mother lament that her darling was working too hard at college: +or Harry's sisters express their anxiety lest his too rigorous attendance +in chambers (after which he will persist in sitting up all night reading +those dreary law books which cost such an immense sum of money) should +undermine dear Henry's health; and to such acute persons a word is +sufficient to indicate young Mr. Clive Newcome's proceedings. Meanwhile +his father, who knew no more of the world than Harry's simple sisters or +Jones's fond mother, never doubted that all Clive's doings were right, +and that his boy was the best of boys. + +"If that young man goes on as charmingly as he has begun," Clive's +cousin, Barnes Newcome, said of his kinsman, "he will be a paragon. I saw +him last night at Vauxhall in company with young Moss, whose father does +bills and keeps the bric-a-brac shop in Wardour Street. Two or three +other gentlemen, probably young old-clothes-men, who had concluded for +the day the labours of the bag, joined Mr. Newcome and his friend, and +they partook of rack-punch in an arbour. He is a delightful youth, cousin +Clive, and I feel sure he is about to be an honour to our family." + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +The Colonel at Home + + +Our good Colonel's house had received a coat of paint, which, like Madame +Latour's rouge in her latter days, only served to make her careworn face +look more ghastly. The kitchens were gloomy. The stables were gloomy. +Great black passages; cracked conservatory; dilapidated bathroom, with +melancholy waters moaning and fizzing from the cistern; the great large +blank stone staircase--were all so many melancholy features in the +general countenance of the house; but the Colonel thought it perfectly, +cheerful and pleasant, and furnished it in his rough-and-ready way. One +day a cartload of chairs; the next a waggonful of fenders, fire-irons, +and glass and crockery--a quantity of supplies, in a word, he poured into +the place. There were a yellow curtain in the back drawing-room, and +green curtains in the front. The carpet was an immense bargain, bought +dirt cheap, sir, at a sale in Euston Square. He was against the purchase +of a carpet for the stairs. What was the good of it? What did men want +with stair-carpets? His own apartment contained a wonderful assortment of +lumber. Shelves which he nailed himself, old Indian garments, camphor +trunks. What did he want with gewgaws? anything was good enough for an +old soldier. But the spare bedroom was endowed with all sorts of +splendour: a bed as big as a general's tent, a cheval glass--whereas the +Colonel shaved in a little cracked mirror, which cost him no more than +King Stephen's breeches--and a handsome new carpet; while the boards of +the Colonel's bedchamber were as bare--as bare as old Miss Scragg's +shoulders, which would be so much more comfortable were they covered up. +Mr. Binnie's bedchamber was neat, snug, and appropriate. And Clive had a +study and bedroom at the top of the house, which he was allowed to +furnish entirely according to his own taste. How he and Ridley revelled +in Wardour Street! What delightful coloured prints of hunting, racing, +and beautiful ladies, did they not purchase, mount with their own hands, +cut out for screens, frame and glaze, and hang up on the walls. When the +rooms were ready they gave a party, inviting the Colonel and Mr. Binnie +by note of hand, two gentlemen from Lamb Court, Temple, Mr. Honeyman, and +Fred Bayham. We must have Fred Bayham. Fred Bayham frankly asked, "Is Mr. +Sherrick, with whom you have become rather intimate lately--and mind you +I say nothing, but I recommend strangers in London to be cautious about +their friends--is Mr. Sherrick coming to you, young 'un? because if he +is, F. B. must respectfully decline." + +Mr. Sherrick was not invited, and accordingly F. B. came. But Sherrick +was invited on other days, and a very queer society did our honest +Colonel gather together in that queer house, so dreary, so dingy, so +comfortless, so pleasant. He, who was one of the most hospitable men +alive, loved to have his friends around him; and it must be confessed +that the evening parties now occasionally given in Fitzroy Square were of +the oddest assemblage of people. The correct East India gentlemen from +Hanover Square: the artists, Clive's friends, gentlemen of all ages with +all sorts of beards, in every variety of costume. Now and again a stray +schoolfellow from Grey Friars, who stared, as well he might, at the +company in which he found himself. Sometimes a few ladies were brought to +these entertainments. The immense politeness of the good host compensated +some of them for the strangeness of his company. They had never seen such +odd-looking hairy men as those young artists, nor such wonderful women as +Colonel Newcome assembled together. He was good to all old maids and poor +widows. Retired captains with large families of daughters found in him +their best friend. He sent carriages to fetch them and bring them back +from the suburbs where they dwelt. Gandish, Mrs. Gandish, and the four +Miss Gandishes in scarlet robes, were constant attendants at the +Colonel's soirees. + +"I delight, sir, in the 'ospitality of my distinguished military friend," +Mr. Gandish would say. "The harmy has always been my passion.--I served +in the Soho Volunteers three years myself, till the conclusion of the +war, sir, till the conclusion of the war." + +It was a great sight to see Mr. Frederick Bayham engaged in the waltz or +the quadrille with some of the elderly houris at the Colonel's parties. +F. B., like a good-natured F. B. as he was, always chose the plainest +women as partners, and entertained them with profound compliments and +sumptuous conversation. The Colonel likewise danced quadrilles with the +utmost gravity. Waltzing had been invented long since his time: but he +practised quadrilles when they first came in, about 1817, in Calcutta. To +see him leading up a little old maid, and bowing to her when the dance +was ended, and performing cavalier seul with stately simplicity, was a +sight indeed to remember. If Clive Newcome had not such a fine sense of +humour, he would have blushed for his father's simplicity.--As it was, +the elder's guileless goodness and childlike trustfulness endeared him +immensely to his son. "Look at the old boy, Pendennis," he would say, +"look at him leading up that old Miss Tidswell to the piano. Doesn't he +do it like an old duke? I lay a wager she thinks she is going to be my +mother-in-law; all the women are in love with him, young and old. 'Should +he upbraid?' There she goes. 'I'll own that he'll prevail, and sing as +sweetly as a nigh-tin-gale!' Oh, you old warbler! Look at father's old +head bobbing up and down! Wouldn't he do for Sir Roger de Coverley? How +do you do, Uncle Charles?--I say, M'Collop, how gets on the Duke of +What-d'ye-call-'em starving in the castle?--Gandish says it's very good." +The lad retires to a group of artists. Mr. Honeyman comes up with a faint +smile playing on his features, like moonlight on the facade of Lady +Whittlesea's Chapel. + +"These parties are the most singular I have ever seen," whispers +Honeyman. "In entering one of these assemblies, one is struck with the +immensity of London: and with the sense of one's own insignificance. +Without, I trust, departing from my clerical character, nay, from my very +avocation as incumbent of a London chapel,--I have seen a good deal of +the world, and here is an assemblage no doubt of most respectable +persons, on scarce one of whom I ever set eyes till this evening. Where +does my good brother find such characters?" + +"That," says Mr. Honeyman's interlocutor, "is the celebrated, though +neglected artist, Professor Gandish, whom nothing but jealousy has kept +out of the Royal Academy. Surely you have heard of the great Gandish?" + +"Indeed I am ashamed to confess my ignorance, but a clergyman busy with +his duties knows little, perhaps too little, of the fine arts." + +"Gandish, sir, is one of the greatest geniuses on whom our ungrateful +country ever trampled; he exhibited his first celebrated picture of +'Alfred in the Neatherd's Hut' (he says he is the first who ever touched +that subject) in 180-; but Lord Nelson's death, and victory of Trafalgar, +occupied the public attention at that time, and Gandish's work went +unnoticed. In the year 1816, he painted his great work of 'Boadicea.' You +see her before you. That lady in yellow, with a light front and a turban. +Boadicea became Mrs. Gandish in that year. So late as '27, he brought +before the world his 'Non Angli sed Angeli.' Two of the angels are yonder +in sea-green dresses--the Misses Gandish. The youth in Berlin gloves was +the little male angelus of that piece." + +"How came you to know all this, you strange man?" says Mr. Honeyman. + +"Simply because Gandish has told me twenty times. He tells the story to +everybody, every time he sees them. He told it to-day at dinner. Boadicea +and the angels came afterwards." + +"Satire! satire! Mr. Pendennis," says the divine, holding up a reproving +finger of lavender kid, "beware of a wicked wit!--But when a man has that +tendency, I know how difficult it is to restrain. My dear Colonel, good +evening! You have a great reception to-night. That gentleman's bass voice +is very fine; Mr. Pendennis and I were admiring it. 'The Wolf' is a song +admirably adapted to show its capabilities." + +Mr. Gandish's autobiography had occupied the whole time of the retirement +of the ladies from Colonel Newcome's dinner-table. Mr. Hobson Newcome had +been asleep during the performance; Sir Curry Baughton and one or two of +the Colonel's professional and military guests, silent and puzzled. +Honest Mr. Binnie, with his shrewd good-humoured face, sipping his claret +as usual, and delivering a sly joke now and again to the gentlemen at his +end of the table. Mrs. Newcome had sat by him in sulky dignity; was it +that Lady Baughton's diamonds offended her?--her ladyship and her +daughters being attired in great splendour for a Court ball, which they +were to attend that evening. Was she hurt because she was not invited to +that Royal Entertainment? As the festivities were to take place at an +early hour, the ladies bidden were obliged to quit the Colonel's house +before the evening part commenced, from which Lady Anne declared she was +quite vexed to be obliged to run away. + +Lady Anne Newcome had been as gracious on this occasion as her +sister-in-law had been out of humour. Everything pleased her in the +house. She had no idea that there were such fine houses in that quarter +of the town. She thought the dinner so very nice,--that Mr Binnie such a +good-humoured-looking gentleman. That stout gentleman with his collars +turned down like Lord Byron, so exceedingly clever and full of +information. A celebrated artist was he? (courtly Mr. Smee had his own +opinion upon that point, but did not utter it). All those artists are so +eccentric and amusing and clever. Before dinner she insisted upon seeing +Clive's den with its pictures and casts and pipes. "You horrid young +wicked creature, have you begun to smoke already?" she asks, as she +admires his room. She admired everything. Nothing could exceed her +satisfaction. + +The sisters-in-law kissed on meeting, with that cordiality so delightful +to witness in sisters who dwell together in unity. It was, "My dear +Maria, what an age since I have seen you!" "My dear Anne, our occupations +are so engrossing, our circles are so different," in a languid response +from the other. "Sir Brian is not coming, I suppose? Now, Colonel," she +turns in a frisky manner towards him, and taps her fan, "did I not tell +you Sir Brian would not come?" + +"He is kept at the House of Commons, my dear. Those dreadful committees. +He was quite vexed at not being able to come." + +"I know, I know, dear Anne, there are always excuses to gentlemen in +Parliament; I have received many such. Mr. Shaloo and Mr. M'Sheny, the +leaders of our party, often and often disappoint me. I knew Brian would +not come. My husband came down from Marble Head on purpose this morning. +Nothing would have induced us to give up our brother's party." + +"I believe you. I did come down from Marble Head this morning, and I was +four hours in the hay-field before I came away, and in the City till +five, and I've been to look at a horse afterwards at Tattersall's, and +I'm as hungry as a hunter, and as tired as a hodman," says Mr. Newcome, +with his hands in his pockets. "How do you do, Mr. Pendennis? Maria, you +remember Mr. Pendennis--don't you?" + +"Perfectly," replies the languid Maria. Mrs. Gandish, Colonel Topham, +Major M'Cracken. are announced, and then, in diamonds, feathers, and +splendour, Lady Baughton and Miss Baughton, who are going to the Queen's +ball, and Sir Curry Baughton, not quite in his deputy-lieutenant's +uniform as yet, looking very shy in a pair of blue trousers, with a +glittering stripe of silver down the seams. Clive looks with wonder and +delight at these ravishing ladies, rustling in fresh brocades, with +feathers, diamonds, and every magnificence. Aunt Anne has not her Court +dress on as yet; and Aunt Maria blushes as she beholds the new comers, +having thought fit to attire herself in a high dress, with a Quaker-like +simplicity, and a pair of gloves more than ordinarily dingy. The pretty +little foot she has, it is true, and sticks it out from habit; but what +is Mrs. Newcome's foot compared with that sweet little chaussure which +Miss Baughton exhibits and withdraws? The shiny white satin slipper, the +pink stocking which ever and anon peeps from the rustling folds of her +robe, and timidly retires into its covert--that foot, light as it is, +crushes Mrs. Newcome. + +No wonder she winces, and is angry; there are some mischievous persons +who rather like to witness that discomfiture. All Mr. Smee's flatteries +that day failed to soothe her. She was in the state in which his +canvasses sometimes are, when he cannot paint on them. + +What happened to her alone in the drawing-room, when the ladies invited +to the dinner had departed, and those convoked to the soiree began to +arrive,--what happened to her or to them I do not like to think. The +Gandishes arrived first. Boadicea and the angels. We judged from the fact +that young Mr. Gandish came blushing in to the dessert. Name after name +was announced of persons of whom Mrs. Newcome knew nothing. The young and +the old, the pretty and homely, they were all in their best dresses, and +no doubt stared at Mrs. Newcome, so obstinately plain in her attire. When +we came upstairs from dinner, we found her seated entirely by herself, +tapping her fan at the fireplace. Timid groups of persons were round +about, waiting for the irruption of the gentlemen, until the pleasure +should begin. Mr. Newcome, who came upstairs yawning, was heard to say to +his wife, "Oh, dam, let's cut!" And they went downstairs, and waited +until their carriage had arrived, when they quitted Fitzroy Square. + +Mr. Barnes Newcome presently arrived, looking particularly smart and +lively, with a large flower in his button-hole, and leaning on the arm of +a friend. "How do you do, Pendennis?" he says, with a peculiarly +dandified air. "Did you dine here? You look as if you dined here" (and +Barnes, certainly, as if he had dined elsewhere). "I was only asked to +the cold soiree. Who did you have for dinner? You had my mamma and the +Baughtons, and my uncle and aunt, I know, for they are down below in the +library, waiting for the carriage: he is asleep, and she is as sulky as a +bear." + +"Why did Mrs. Newcome say I should find nobody I knew up here?" asks +Barnes's companion. "On the contrary, there are lots of fellows I know. +There's Fred Bayham, dancing like a harlequin. There's old Gandish, who +used to be my drawing-master; and my Brighton friends, your uncle and +cousin, Barnes. What relations are they to me? must be some relations. +Fine fellow your cousin." + +"Hm," growls Barnes. "Very fine boy,--not spirited at all,--not fond of +flattery,--not surrounded by toadies,--not fond of drink,--delightful +boy! See yonder, the young fellow is in conversation with his most +intimate friend, a little crooked fellow, with long hair. Do you know who +he is? he is the son of old Todmoreton's butler. Upon my life it's true." + +"And suppose it is; what the deuce do I care!" cries Lord Kew. "Who can +be more respectable than a butler? A man must be somebody's son. When I +am a middle-aged man, I hope humbly I shall look like a butler myself. +Suppose you were to put ten of Gunter's men into the House of Lords, do +you mean to say that they would not look as well as any average ten peers +in the house? Look at Lord Westcot; he is exactly like a butler that's +why the country has such confidence in him. I never dine with him but I +fancy he ought to be at the sideboard. Here comes that insufferable +little old Smee. How do you do, Mr. Smee?" + +Mr. Smee smiles his sweetest smile. With his rings, diamond shirt-studs, +and red velvet waistcoat, there are few more elaborate middle-aged bucks +than Alfred Smee. "How do you do, my dear lord?" cries the bland one. +"Who would ever have thought of seeing your lordship here?" + +"Why the deuce not, Mr. Smee?" asks Lord Kew, abruptly. "Is it wrong to +come here? I have been in the house only five minutes, and three people +have said the same thing to me--Mrs. Newcome, who is sitting downstairs +in a rage waiting for her carriage, the condescending Barnes, and +yourself. Why do you come here, Since? How are you, Mr. Gandish? How do +the fine arts go?" + +"Your lordship's kindness in asking for them will cheer them if anything +will," says Mr. Gandish. "Your noble family has always patronised them. I +am proud to be reckonised by your lordship in this house, where the +distinguished father of one of my pupils entertains us this evening. A +most promising young man is young Mr. Clive--talents for a hamateur +really most remarkable." + +"Excellent, upon my word--excellent," cries Mr. Smee. "I'm not an animal +painter myself, and perhaps don't think much of that branch of the +profession; but it seems to me the young fellow draws horses with the +most wonderful spirit. I hope Lady Walham is very well, and that she was +satisfied with her son's portrait. Stockholm, I think, your brother is +appointed to? I wish I might be allowed to paint the elder as well as the +younger brother, my lord." + +"I am an historical painter; but whenever Lord Kew is painted I hope his +lordship will think of the old servant of his lordship's family, Charles +Gandish," cries the Professor. + +"I am like Susannah between the two Elders," says Lord Kew. "Let my +innocence alone, Smee. Mr. Gandish, don't persecute my modesty with your +addresses. I won't be painted. I am not a fit subject for a historical +painter, Mr. Gandish." + +"Halcibiades sat to Praxiteles, and Pericles to Phridjas," remarks +Gandish. + +"The cases are not quite similar," says Lord Kew, languidly. "You are no +doubt fully equal to Praxiteles; but I don't see my resemblance to the +other party. I should not look well as a hero, and Smee could not paint +me handsome enough." + +"I would try, my dear lord," cries Mr. Smee. + +"I know you would, my dear fellow," Lord Kew answered, looking at the +painter with a lazy scorn in his eyes. "Where is Colonel Newcome, Mr. +Gandish?" Mr. Gandish replied that our gallant host was dancing a +quadrille in the next room; and the young gentleman walked on towards +that apartment to pay his respects to the giver of the evening's +entertainment. + +Newcome's behaviour to the young peer was ceremonious, but not in the +least servile. He saluted the other's superior rank, not his person, as +he turned the guard out for a general officer. He never could be brought +to be otherwise than cold and grave in his behaviour to John James; nor +was it without difficulty, when young Ridley and his son became pupils at +Gandish's, he could be induced to invite the former to his parties. "An +artist is any man's equal," he said. "I have no prejudice of that sort; +and think that Sir Joshua Reynolds and Doctor Johnson were fit company +for any person, of whatever rank. But a young man whose father may have +had to wait behind me at dinner, should not be brought into my company." +Clive compromises the dispute with a laugh. "First," says he, "I will +wait till I am asked; and then I promise I will not go to dine with Lord +Todmoreton." + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +Contains more Particulars of the Colonel and his Brethren + + +Clive's amusements, studies, or occupations, such as they were, filled +his day pretty completely, and caused the young gentleman's time to pass +rapidly and pleasantly, his father, it must be owned, had no such +resources, and the good Colonel's idleness hung heavily upon him. He +submitted very kindly to this infliction, however, as he would have done +to any other for Clive's sake; and though he may have wished himself back +with his regiment again, and engaged in the pursuits in which his life +had been spent, he chose to consider these desires as very selfish and +blameable on his part, and sacrificed them resolutely for his son's +welfare. The young fellow, I dare say, gave his parent no more credit for +his long self-denial, than many other children award to theirs. We take +such life-offerings as our due commonly. The old French satirist avers +that, in a love affair, there is usually one person who loves, and the +other, qui se laisse aimer; it is only in later days, perhaps, when the +treasures of love are spent, and the kind hand cold which ministered +them, that we remember how tender it was; how soft to soothe; how eager +to shield; how ready to support and caress. The ears may no longer hear, +which would have received our words of thanks so delightedly. Let us hope +those fruits of love, though tardy, are yet not all too late; and though +we bring our tribute of reverence and gratitude, it may be to a +gravestone, there is an acceptance even there for the stricken heart's +oblation of fond remorse, contrite memories, and pious tears. I am +thinking of the love of Clive Newcome's father for him (and, perhaps, +young reader, that of yours and mine for ourselves); how the old man lay +awake, and devised kindnesses, and gave his all for the love of his son; +and the young man took, and spent, and slept, and made merry. Did we not +say at our tale's commencement that all stories were old? Careless +prodigals and anxious elders have been from the beginning:--and so may +love, and repentance, and forgiveness endure even till the end. + +The stifling fogs, the slippery mud, the dun dreary November mornings, +when the Regent's Park, where the Colonel took his early walk, was +wrapped in yellow mist, must have been a melancholy exchange for the +splendour of Eastern sunrise, and the invigorating gallop at dawn, to +which, for so many years of his life, Thomas Newcome had accustomed +himself. His obstinate habit of early waking accompanied him to England, +and occasioned the despair of his London domestics, who, if master wasn't +so awful early, would have found no fault with him; for a gentleman as +gives less trouble to his servants; as scarcely ever rings the bell for +his self; as will brush his own clothes; as will even boil his own +shaving-water in the little hetna which he keeps up in his dressing-room; +as pays so regular, and never looks twice at the accounts; such a man +deserved to be loved by his household, and I dare say comparisons were +made between him and his son, who do ring the bells, and scold if his +boots ain't nice, and horder about like a young lord. But Clive, though +imperious, was very liberal and good-humoured, and not the worse served +because he insisted upon exerting his youthful authority. As for friend +Binnie, he had a hundred pursuits of his own, which made his time pass +very comfortably. He had all the Lectures at the British Institution; he +had the Geographical Society, the Asiatic Society, and the Political +Economy Club; and though he talked year after year of going to visit his +relations in Scotland, the months and seasons passed away, and his feet +still beat the London pavement. + +In spite of the cold reception his brothers gave him, duty was duty, and +Colonel Newcome still proposed, or hoped to be well with the female +members of the Newcome family; and having, as we have said, plenty of +time on his hands, and living at no very great distance from either of +his brothers' town houses, when their wives were in London, the elder +Newcome was for paying them pretty constant visits. But after the good +gentleman had called twice or thrice upon his sister-in-law in Bryanstone +Square--bringing, as was his wont, a present for this little niece, or a +book for that--Mrs. Newcome, with her usual virtue, gave him to +understand that the occupation of an English matron, who, besides her +multifarious family duties, had her own intellectual culture to mind, +would not allow her to pass the mornings in idle gossips: and of course +took great credit to herself for having so rebuked him. "I am not above +instruction of any age," says she, thanking Heaven (or complimenting it, +rather, for having created a being so virtuous and humble-minded). "When +Professor Schroff comes, I sit with my children, and take lessons in +German,--and I say my verbs with Maria and Tommy in the same class!" Yes, +with curtsies and fine speeches she actually bowed her brother out of +doors; and the honest gentleman meekly left her, though with +bewilderment, as he thought of the different hospitality to which he had +been accustomed in the East, where no friend's house was ever closed to +him, where no neighbour was so busy but he had time to make Thomas +Newcome welcome. + +When Hobson Newcome's boys came home for the holidays, their kind uncle +was for treating them to the sights of the town, but here Virtue again +interposed and laid its interdict upon pleasure. "Thank you, very much, +my dear Colonel," says Virtue, "there never was surely such a kind, +affectionate, unselfish creature as you are, and so indulgent for +children, but my boys and yours are brought up on a very different plan. +Excuse me for saying that I do not think it is advisable that they should +even see too much of each other. Clive's company is not good for them." + +"Great heavens, Maria!" cries the Colonel, starting up, "do you mean that +my boy's society is not good enough for any boy alive?" + +Maria turned very red: she had said not more than she meant, but more +than she meant to say. "My dear Colonel, how hot we are! how angry you +Indian gentlemen become with us poor women! Your boy is much older than +mine. He lives with artists, with all sorts of eccentric people. Our +children are bred on quite a diferent plan. Hobson will succeed his +father in the bank, and dear Samuel I trust will go into the Church. I +told you, before, the views I had regarding the boys: but it was most +kind of you to think of them--most generous and kind." + +"That nabob of ours is a queer fish," Hobson Newcome remarked to his +nephew Barnes. "He is as proud as Lucifer, he is always taking huff about +one thing or the other. He went off in a fume the other night because +your aunt objected to his taking the boys to the play. She don't like +their going to the play. My mother didn't either. Your aunt is a woman +who is uncommon wideawake, I can tell you." + +"I always knew, sir, that my aunt was perfectly aware of the time of the +day," says Barnes, with a bow. + +"And then the Colonel flies out about his boy, and says that my wife +insulted him! I used to like that boy. Before his father came he was a +good lad enough--a jolly brave little fellow." + +"I confess I did not know Mr. Clive at that interesting period of his +existence," remarks Barnes. + +"But since he has taken this madcap freak of turning painter," the uncle +continues, "there is no understanding the chap. Did you ever see such a +set of fellows as the Colonel had got together at his party the other +night? Dirty chaps in velvet coats and beards? They looked like a set of +mountebanks. And this young Clive is going to turn painter!" + +"Very advantageous thing for the family. He'll do our pictures for +nothing. I always said he was a darling boy," simpered Barnes. + +"Darling jackass!" growled out the senior. "Confound it, why doesn't my +brother set him up in some respectable business? I ain't proud. I have +not married an earl's daughter. No offence to you, Barnes." + +"Not at all, sir. I can't help it if my grandfather is a gentleman," says +Barnes, with a fascinating smile. + +The uncle laughs. "I mean I don't care what a fellow is if he is a good +fellow. But a painter! hang it--a painter's no trade at all--I don't +fancy seeing one of our family sticking up pictures for sale. I don't +like it, Barnes." + +"Hush! here comes his distinguished friend, Mr. Pendennis," whispers +Barnes; and the uncle growling out, "Damn all literary fellows--all +artists--the whole lot of them!" turns away. Barnes waves three languid +fingers of recognition towards Pendennis: and when the uncle and nephew +have moved out of the club newspaper room, little Tom Eaves comes up and +tells the present reporter every word of their conversation. + +Very soon Mrs. Newcome announced that their Indian brother found the +society of Bryanstone Square very little to his taste, as indeed how +should he? being a man of a good harmless disposition certainly, but of +small intellectual culture. It could not be helped. She had done her +utmost to make him welcome, and grieved that their pursuits were not more +congenial. She heard that he was much more intimate in Park Lane. +Possibly the superior rank of Lady Anne's family might present charms to +Colonel Newcome, who fell asleep at her assemblies. His boy, she was +afraid, was leading the most irregular life. He was growing a pair of +mustachios, and going about with all sorts of wild associates. She found +no fault; who was she, to find fault with any one? But she had been +compelled to hint that her children must not be too intimate with him. +And so, between one brother who meant no unkindness, and another who was +all affection and goodwill, this undoubting woman created difference, +distrust, dislike, which might one day possibly lead to open rupture. The +wicked are wicked, no doubt, and they go astray and they fall, and they +come by their deserts: but who can tell the mischief which the very +virtuous do? + +To her sister-in-law, Lady Anne, the Colonel's society was more welcome. +The affectionate gentleman never tired of doing kindnesses to his +brother's many children; and as Mr. Clive's pursuits now separated him a +good deal from his father, the Colonel, not perhaps without a sigh that +fate should so separate him from the society which he loved best in the +world, consoled himself as best he might with his nephews and nieces, +especially with Ethel, for whom his belle passion conceived at first +sight never diminished. If Uncle Newcome had a hundred children, Ethel +said, who was rather jealous of disposition, he would spoil them all. He +found a fine occupation in breaking a pretty little horse for her, of +which he made her a present, and there was no horse in the Park that was +so handsome, and surely no girl who looked more beautiful than Ethel +Newcome with her broad hat and red ribbon, with her thick black locks +waving round her bright face, galloping along the ride on Bhurtpore. +Occasionally Clive was at their riding-parties, when the Colonel would +fall back and fondly survey the young people cantering side by side over +the grass: but by a tacit convention it was arranged that the cousins +should be but seldom together; the Colonel might be his niece's companion +and no one could receive him with a more joyous welcome, but when Mr. +Clive made his appearance with his father at the Park Lane door, a +certain gene was visible in Miss Ethel, who would never mount except with +Colonel Newcome's assistance, and who, especially after Mr. Clive's +famous mustachios made their appearance, rallied him, and remonstrated +with him regarding those ornaments, and treated him with much distance +and dignity. She asked him if he was going into the army? she could not +understand how any but military men could wear mustachios; and then she +looked fondly and archly at her uncle, and said she liked none that were +not grey. + +Clive set her down as a very haughty, spoiled, aristocratic young +creature. If he had been in love with her, no doubt he would have +sacrificed even those beloved new-born whiskers for the charmer. Had he +not already bought on credit the necessary implements in a fine +dressing-case, from young Moss? But he was not in love with her; +otherwise he would have found a thousand opportunities of riding with +her, walking with her, meeting her, in spite of all prohibitions tacit or +expressed, all governesses, guardians, mamma's punctilios, and kind hints +from friends. For a while, Mr. Clive thought himself in love with his +cousin; than whom no more beautiful young girl could be seen in any park, +ball, or drawing-room; and he drew a hundred pictures of her, and +discoursed about her beauties to J. J., who fell in love with her on +hearsay. But at this time Mademoiselle Saltarelli was dancing at Drury +Lane Theatre, and it certainly may be said that Clive's first love was +bestowed upon that beauty: whose picture of course he drew in most of her +favourite characters; and for whom his passion lasted until the end of +the season, when her night was announced, tickets to be had at the +theatre, or of Mademoiselle Saltarelli, Buckingham Street, Strand. Then +it was that with a throbbing heart and a five-pound note, to engage +places for the houri's benefit, Clive beheld Madame Rogomme, Mademoiselle +Saltarelli's mother, who entertained him in the French language in a +dark parlour smelling of onions. And oh! issuing from the adjoining +dining-room (where was a dingy vision of a feast and pewter pots upon a +darkling tablecloth), could that lean, scraggy, old, beetle-browed yellow +face, who cried, "Ou es tu donc, maman?" with such a shrill nasal voice-- +could that elderly vixen be that blooming and divine Saltarelli? Clive +drew her picture as she was, and a likeness of Madame Rogomme, her mamma; +a Mosaic youth, profusely jewelled, and scented at once with tobacco and +eau-de-cologne, occupied Clive's stall on Mademoiselle Saltarelli's +night. It was young Mr. Moss, of Gandish's to whom Newcome ceded his +place, and who laughed (as he always did at Clive's jokes) when the +latter told the story of his interview with the dancer. "Paid five pound +to see that woman! I could have took you behind the scenes" (or "beide +the seeds," Mr. Moss said) "and showed her to you for dothing." Did he +take Clive behind the scenes? Over this part of the young gentleman's +life, without implying the least harm to him--for have not others been +behind the scenes; and can there be any more dreary object than those +whitened and raddled old women who shudder at the slips?--over this stage +of Clive Newcome's life we may surely drop the curtain. + +It is pleasanter to contemplate that kind old face of Clive's father, +that sweet young blushing lady by his side, as the two ride homewards at +sunset. The grooms behind in quiet conversation about horses, as men +never tire of talking about horses. Ethel wants to know about battles; +about lovers' lamps, which she has read of in Lalla Rookh. "Have you ever +seen them, uncle, floating down the Ganges of a night?" About Indian +widows. "Did you actually see one burning, and hear her scream as you +rode up?" She wonders whether he will tell her anything about Clive's +mother: how she must have loved Uncle Newcome! Ethel can't bear, somehow, +to think that her name was Mrs. Casey, perhaps he was very fond of her; +though he scarcely ever mentions her name. She was nothing like that good +old funny Miss Honeyman at Brighton. Who could the person be?--a person +that her uncle knew ever so long ago--a French lady, whom her uncle says +Ethel often resembles? That is why he speaks French so well. He can +recite whole pages out of Racine. Perhaps it was the French lady who +taught him. And he was not very happy at the Hermitage (though grandpapa +was a very kind good man), and he upset papa in a little carriage, and +was wild, and got into disgrace, and was sent to India? He could not have +been very bad, Ethel thinks, looking at him with her honest eyes. Last +week he went to the Drawing-room, and papa presented him. His uniform of +grey and silver was quite old, yet he looked much grander than Sir Brian +in his new deputy-lieutenant's dress. "Next year, when I am presented, +you must come too, sir," says Ethel. "I insist upon it, you must come +too!" + +"I will order a new uniform, Ethel," says her uncle. + +The girl laughs. "When little Egbert took hold of your sword, uncle, and +asked you how many people you had killed, do you know I had the same +question in my mind; and I thought when you went to the Drawing-room, +perhaps the King will knight him. But instead he knighted mamma's +apothecary, Sir Danby Jilks: that horrid little man, and I won't have you +knighted any more." + +"I hope Egbert won't ask Sir Danby Jilks how many people HE has killed," +says the Colonel, laughing; but thinking the joke too severe upon Sir +Danby and the profession, he forthwith apologises by narrating many +anecdotes he knows to the credit of surgeons. How, when the fever broke +out on board the ship going to India, their surgeon devoted himself to +the safety of the crew, and died himself, leaving directions for the +treatment of the patients when he was gone! What heroism the doctors +showed during the cholera in India; and what courage he had seen some of +them exhibit in action: attending the wounded men under the hottest fire, +and exposing themselves as readily as the bravest troops. Ethel declares +that her uncle always will talk of other people's courage, and never say +a word about his own; "and the only reason," she says, "which made me +like that odious Sir Thomas de Boots, who laughs so, and looks so red, +and pays such horrid compliments to all ladies, was, that he praised you, +uncle, at Newcome, last year, when Barnes and he came to us at Christmas. +Why did you not come? Mamma and I went to see your old nurse; and we +found her such a nice old lady." So the pair talk kindly on, riding +homewards through the pleasant summer twilight. Mamma had gone out to +dinner; and there were cards for three parties afterwards. "Oh, how I +wish it was next year!" says Miss Ethel. + +Many a splendid assembly, and many a brilliant next year, will the ardent +and hopeful young creature enjoy; but in the midst of her splendour and +triumphs, buzzing flatterers, conquered rivals, prostrate admirers, no +doubt she will think sometimes of that quiet season before the world +began for her, and that dear old friend, on whose arm she leaned while +she was yet a young girl. + +The Colonel comes to Park Street early in the forenoon, when the mistress +of the house, surrounded by her little ones, is administering dinner to +them. He behaves with splendid courtesy to Miss Quigley, the governess, +and makes a point of taking wine with her, and of making a most profound +bow during that ceremony. Miss Quigley cannot help thinking Colonel +Newcome's bow very fine. She has an idea that his late Majesty must have +bowed in that way: she flutteringly imparts this opinion to Lady Anne's +maid; who tells her mistress, who tells Miss Ethel, who watches the +Colonel the next time he takes wine with Miss Quigley, and they laugh, +and then Ethel tells him; so that the gentleman and the governess have to +blush ever after when they drink wine together. When she is walking with +her little charges in the Park, or in that before-mentioned paradise nigh +to Apsley House, faint signals of welcome appear on her wan cheeks. She +knows the dear Colonel amongst a thousand horsemen. If Ethel makes for +her uncle purses, guard-chains, antimacassars, and the like beautiful and +useful articles, I believe it is in reality Miss Quigley who does +four-fifths of the work, as she sits alone in the schoolroom, high, high +up in that lone house, when the little ones are long since asleep, before +her dismal little tea-tray, and her little desk containing her mother's +letters and her mementos of home. + +There are, of course, numberless fine parties in Park Lane, where the +Colonel knows he would be very welcome. But if there be grand assemblies, +he does not care to come. "I like to go to the club best," he says to +Lady Anne. "We talk there as you do here about persons, and about Jack +marrying, and Tom dying, and so forth. But we have known Jack and Tom all +our lives, and so are interested in talking about them. Just as you are +in speaking of your own friends and habitual society. They are people +whose names I have sometimes read in the newspaper, but whom I never +thought of meeting until I came to your house. What has an old fellow +like me to say to your young dandies or old dowagers?" + +"Mamma is very odd and sometimes very captious, my dear Colonel," said +Lady Anne, with a blush; "she suffers so frightfully from tic that we are +all bound to pardon her." + +Truth to tell, old Lady Kew had been particularly rude to Colonel Newcome +and Clive. Ethel's birthday befell in the spring, on which occasion she +was wont to have a juvenile assembly, chiefly of girls of her own age and +condition; who came, accompanied by a few governesses, and they played +and sang their little duets and choruses together, and enjoyed a gentle +refection of sponge-cakes, jellies, tea, and the like.--The Colonel, who +was invited to this little party, sent a fine present to his favourite +Ethel; and Clive and his friend J. J. made a funny series of drawings, +representing the life of a young lady as they imagined it, and drawing +her progress from her cradle upwards: now engaged with her doll, then +with her dancing-master; now marching in her back-board; now crying over +her German lessons: and dressed for her first ball finally, and bestowing +her hand upon a dandy, of preternatural ugliness, who was kneeling at her +feet as the happy man. This picture was the delight of the laughing happy +girls; except, perhaps, the little cousins from Bryanstone Square, who +were invited to Ethel's party, but were so overpowered by the prodigious +new dresses in which their mamma had attired them, that they could admire +nothing but their rustling pink frocks, their enormous sashes, their +lovely new silk stockings. + +Lady Kew coming to London attended on the party, and presented her +granddaughter with a sixpenny pincushion. The Colonel had sent Ethel a +beautiful little gold watch and chain. Her aunt had complimented her with +that refreshing work, Alison's History of Europe, richly bound.--Lady +Kew's pincushion made rather a poor figure among the gifts, whence +probably arose her ladyship's ill-humour. + +Ethel's grandmother became exceedingly testy when, the Colonel arriving, +Ethel ran up to him and thanked him for the beautiful watch, in return +for which she gave him a kiss, which, I dare say, amply repaid Colonel +Newcome; and shortly after him Mr. Clive arrived, looking uncommonly +handsome, with that smart little beard and mustachio with which nature +had recently gifted him. As he entered, all the girls, who had been +admiring his pictures, began to clap their hands. Mr. Clive Newcome +blushed, and looked none the worse for that indication of modesty. + +Lady Kew had met Colonel Newcome a half-dozen times at her daughter's +house: but on this occasion she had quite forgotten him, for when the +Colonel made her a bow, her ladyship regarded him steadily, and beckoning +her daughter to her, asked who the gentleman was who has just kissed +Ethel? Trembling as she always did before her mother, Lady Anne +explained. Lady Kew said "Oh!" and left Colonel Newcome blushing and +rather embarrasse de sa personne--before her. + +With the clapping of hands that greeted Clive's arrival, the Countess was +by no means more good-humoured. Not aware of her wrath, the young fellow, +who had also previously been presented to her, came forward presently to +make her his compliments. "Pray, who are you?" she said, looking at him +very earnestly in the face. He told her his name. + +"Hm," said Lady Kew, "I have heard of you, and I have heard very little +good of you." + +"Will your ladyship please to give me your informant?" cried out Colonel +Newcome. + +Barnes Newcome, who had condescended to attend his sister's little fete, +and had been languidly watching the frolics of the young people, looked +very much alarmed. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + +Is Sentimental, but Short + + +Without wishing to disparage the youth of other nations, I think a +well-bred English lad has this advantage over them, that his bearing is +commonly more modest than theirs. He does not assume the tail-coat and +the manners of manhood too early: he holds his tongue, and listens to his +elders: his mind blushes as well as his cheeks: he does not know how to +make bows and pay compliments like the young Frenchman: nor to contradict +his seniors as I am informed American striplings do. Boys, who learn +nothing else at our public schools, learn at least good manners, or what +we consider to be such; and with regard to the person at present under +consideration, it is certain that all his acquaintances, excepting +perhaps his dear cousin Barnes Newcome, agreed in considering him as a +very frank, manly, modest, and agreeable young fellow.--My friend +Warrington found a grim pleasure in his company; and his bright face, +droll humour, and kindly laughter were always welcome in our chambers. +Honest Fred Bayham was charmed to be in his society; and used +pathetically to aver that he himself might have been such a youth, had he +been blest with a kind father to watch, and good friends to guide, his +early career. In fact, Fred was by far the most didactic of Clive's +bachelor acquaintances, pursued the young man with endless advice and +sermons, and held himself up as a warning to Clive, and a touching +example of the evil consequences of early idleness and dissipation. +Gentlemen of much higher rank in the world took a fancy to the lad. +Captain Jack Belsize introduced him to his own mess, as also to the Guard +dinner at St. James's; and my Lord Kew invited him to Kewbury, his +lordship's house in Oxfordshire, where Clive enjoyed hunting, shooting, +and plenty of good company. Mrs. Newcome groaned in spirit when she heard +of these proceedings; and feared, feared very much that that unfortunate +young man was going to ruin; and Barnes Newcome amiably disseminated +reports amongst his family that the lad was plunged in all sorts of +debaucheries: that he was tipsy every night: that he was engaged, in his +sober moments, with dice, the turf, or worse amusements: and that his +head was so turned by living with Kew and Belsize, that the little +rascal's pride and arrogance were perfectly insufferable. Ethel would +indignantly deny these charges; then perhaps credit a few of them; and +she looked at Clive with melancholy eyes when he came to visit his aunt; +and I hope prayed that Heaven might mend his wicked ways. The truth is, +the young fellow enjoyed life, as one of his age and spirit might be +expected to do; but he did very little harm, and meant less; and was +quite unconscious of the reputation which his kind friends were making +for him. + +There had been a long-standing promise that Clive and his father were to +go to Newcome at Christmas: and I dare say Ethel proposed to reform the +young prodigal, if prodigal he was, for she busied herself delightedly in +preparing the apartments which they were to inhabit during their stay-- +speculated upon it in a hundred pleasant ways, putting off her visit to +this pleasant neighbour, or that pretty scene in the vicinage, until her +uncle should come and they should be enabled to enjoy the excursion +together. And before the arrival of her relatives, Ethel, with one of her +young brothers, went to see Mrs. Mason; and introduced herself as Colonel +Newcome's niece; and came back charmed with the old lady, and eager once +more in defence of Clive (when that young gentleman's character happened +to be called in question by her brother Barnes), for had she not seen the +kindest letter, which Clive had written to old Mrs. Mason, and the +beautiful drawing of his father on horseback and in regimentals, waving +his sword in front of the gallant the Bengal Cavalry, which the lad had +sent down to the good old woman? He could not be very bad, Ethel thought, +who was so kind and thoughtful for the poor. His father's son could not +be altogether a reprobate. When Mrs. Mason, seeing how good and beautiful +Ethel was, and thinking in her heart nothing could be too good or +beautiful for Clive, nodded her kind old head at Miss Ethel, and said she +should like to find a husband for her, Miss Ethel blushed, and looked +handsomer than ever; and at home, when she was describing the interview, +never mentioned this part of her talk with Mrs. Mason. + +But the enfant terrible, young Alfred, did: announcing to all the company +at dessert, that Ethel was in love with Clive--that Clive was coming to +marry her--that Mrs. Mason, the old woman at Newcome, had told him so. + +"I dare say she has told the tale all over Newcome!" shrieked out Mr. +Barnes. "I dare say it will be in the Independent next week. By Jove, +it's a pretty connexion--and nice acquaintances this uncle of ours brings +us!" A fine battle ensued upon the receipt and discussion of this +intelligence: Barnes was more than usually bitter and sarcastic: Ethel +haughtily recriminated, losing her temper, and then her firmness, until, +fairly bursting into tears, she taxed Barnes with meanness and malignity +in for ever uttering stories to his cousin's disadvantage, and pursuing +with constant slander and cruelty one of the very best of men. She rose +and left the table in great tribulation--she went to her room and wrote a +letter to her uncle, blistered with tears, in which she besought him not +to come to Newcome.--Perhaps she went and looked at the apartments which +she had adorned and prepared for his reception. It was for him and for +his company that she was eager. She had met no one so generous and +gentle, so honest and unselfish, until she had seen him. + +Lady Anne knew the ways of women very well; and when Ethel that night, +still in great indignation and scorn against Barnes, announced that she +had written a letter to her uncle, begging the Colonel not to come at +Christmas, Ethel's mother soothed the wounded girl, and treated her with +peculiar gentleness and affection; and she wisely gave Mr. Barnes to +understand, that if he wished to bring about that very attachment, the +idea of which made him so angry, he could use no better means than those +which he chose to employ at present, of constantly abusing and insulting +poor Clive, and awakening Ethel's sympathies by mere opposition. And +Ethel's sad little letter was extracted from the post-bag: and her mother +brought it to her, sealed, in her own room, where the young lady burned +it: being easily brought by Lady Anne's quiet remonstrances to perceive +that it was best no allusion should take place to the silly dispute which +had occurred that evening; and that Clive and his father should come for +the Christmas holidays, if they were so minded. But when they came, there +was no Ethel at Newcome. She was gone on a visit to her sick aunt, Lady +Julia. Colonel Newcome passed the holidays sadly without his young +favourite, and Clive consoled himself by knocking down pheasants with Sir +Brian's keepers: and increased his cousin's attachment for him by +breaking the knees of Barnes's favourite mare out hunting. It was a +dreary entertainment; father and son were glad enough to get away from +it, and to return to their own humbler quarters in London. + +Thomas Newcome had now been for three years in the possession of that +felicity which his soul longed after; and had any friend of his asked him +if he was happy, he would have answered in the affirmative no doubt, and +protested that he was in the enjoyment of everything a reasonable man +could desire. And yet, in spite of his happiness, his honest face grew +more melancholy: his loose clothes hung only the looser on his lean +limbs: he ate his meals without appetite: his nights were restless: and +he would sit for hours silent in the midst of his family, so that Mr. +Binnie first began jocularly to surmise that Tom was crossed in love; +then seriously to think that his health was suffering and that a doctor +should be called to see him; and at last to agree that idleness was not +good for the Colonel, and that he missed the military occupation to which +he had been for so many years accustomed. + +The Colonel insisted that he was perfectly happy and contented. What +could he want more than he had--the society of his son, for the present; +and a prospect of quiet for his declining days? Binnie vowed that his +friend's days had no business to decline as yet; that a sober man of +fifty ought to be at his best; and that Newcome had grown older in three +years in Europe, than in a quarter of a century in the East--all which +statements were true, though the Colonel persisted in denying them. + +He was very restless. He was always finding business in distant quarters +of England. He must go visit Tom Barker who was settled in Devonshire, or +Harry Johnson who had retired and was living in Wales. He surprised Mrs. +Honeyman by the frequency of his visits to Brighton, and always came away +much improved in health by the sea air, and by constant riding with the +harriers there. He appeared at Bath and at Cheltenham, where, as we know, +there are many old Indians. Mr. Binnie was not indisposed to accompany +him on some of these jaunts--"provided," the civilian said, "you don't +take young Hopeful, who is much better without us; and let us two old +fogies enjoy ourselves together." + +Clive was not sorry to be left alone. The father knew that only too well. +The young man had occupations, ideas, associates, in whom the elder could +take no interest. Sitting below in his blank, cheerless bedroom, Newcome +could hear the lad and his friends talking, singing, and making merry +overhead. Something would be said in Clive's well-known tones, and a roar +of laughter would proceed from the youthful company. They had all sorts +of tricks, bywords, waggeries, of which the father could not understand +the jest nor the secret. He longed to share in it, but the party would be +hushed if he went in to join it--and he would come away sad at heart, to +think that his presence should be a signal for silence among them; and +that his son could not be merry in his company. + +We must not quarrel with Clive and Clive's friends, because they could +not joke and be free in the presence of the worthy gentleman. If they +hushed when he came in, Thomas Newcome's sad face would seem to look +round--appealing to one after another of them, and asking, "Why don't you +go on laughing?" A company of old comrades shall be merry and laughing +together, and the entrance of a single youngster will stop the +conversation--and if men of middle age feel this restraint with our +juniors, the young ones surely have a right to be silent before their +elders. The boys are always mum under the eyes of the usher. There is +scarce any parent, however friendly or tender with his children, but must +feel sometimes that they have thoughts which are not his or hers; and +wishes and secrets quite beyond the parental control: and, as people are +vain, long after they are fathers, ay; or grandfathers, and not seldom +fancy that mere personal desire of domination is overweening anxiety and +love for their family, no doubt that common outcry against thankless +children might often be shown to prove, not that the son is disobedient, +but the father too exacting. When a mother (as fond mothers often will) +vows that she knows every thought in her daughter's heart, I think she +pretends to know a great deal too much; nor can there be a wholesomer +task for the elders, as our young subjects grow up, naturally demanding +liberty and citizen's rights, than for us gracefully to abdicate our +sovereign pretensions and claims of absolute control. There's many a +family chief who governs wisely and gently, who is loth to give the power +up when he should. Ah, be sure, it is not youth alone that has need to +learn humility! By their very virtues, and the purity of their lives, +many good parents create flatterers for themselves, and so live in the +midst of a filial court of parasites--and seldom without a pang of +unwillingness, and often not at all, will they consent to forgo their +autocracy, and exchange the tribute they have been wont to exact of love +and obedience for the willing offering of love and freedom. + +Our good Colonel was not of the tyrannous, but of the loving order of +fathers: and having fixed his whole heart upon this darling youth, his +son, was punished, as I suppose such worldly and selfish love ought to be +punished (so Mr. Honeyman says, at least, in his pulpit), by a hundred +little mortifications, disappointments, and secret wounds, which stung +not the less severely though never mentioned by their victim. + +Sometimes he would have a company of such gentlemen as Messrs. +Warrington, Honeyman, and Pendennis, when haply a literary conversation +would ensue after dinner; and the merits of our present poets and writers +would be discussed with the claret. Honeyman was well enough read in +profane literature, especially of the lighter sort; and, I dare say, +could have passed a satisfactory examination in Balzac, Dumas, and Paul +de Kock himself, of all whose works our good host was entirely ignorant, +--as indeed he was of graver books, and of earlier books, and of books in +general--except those few which we have said formed his travelling +library. He heard opinions that amazed and bewildered him. He heard that +Byron was no great poet, though a very clever man. He heard that there +had been a wicked persecution against Mr. Pope's memory and fame, and +that it was time to reinstate him that his favourite, Dr. Johnson, talked +admirably, but did not write English: that young Keats was a genius to be +estimated in future days with young Raphael: and that a young gentleman +of Cambridge who had lately published two volumes of verses, might take +rank with the greatest poets of all. Doctor Johnson not write English! +Lord Byron not one of the greatest poets of the world! Sir Walter a poet +of the second order! Mr. Pope attacked for inferiority and want of +imagination; Mr. Keats and this young Mr. Tennyson of Cambridge, the +chief of modern poetic literature! What were these new dicta, which Mr. +Warrington delivered with a puff of tobacco-smoke: to which Mr. Honeyman +blandly assented and Clive listened with pleasure? Such opinions were not +of the Colonel's time. He tried in vain to construe Oenone, and to make +sense of Lamia. Ulysses he could understand; but what were these +prodigious laudations bestowed on it? And that reverence for Mr. +Wordsworth, what did it mean? Had he not written Peter Bell, and been +turned into deserved ridicule by all the reviews? Was that dreary +Excursion to be compared to Goldsmith's Traveller, or Doctor Johnson's +Imitation of the Tenth Satire of Juvenal? If the young men told the +truth, where had been the truth in his own young days, and in what +ignorance had our forefathers been brought up?--Mr. Addison was only an +elegant essayist, and shallow trifler! All these opinions were openly +uttered over the Colonel's claret, as he and Mr. Binnie sate wondering at +the speakers, who were knocking the gods of their youth about their ears. +To Binnie the shock was not so great; the hard-headed Scotchman had read +Hume in his college days, and sneered at some of the gods even at that +early time. But with Newcome the admiration for the literature of the +last century was an article of belief: and the incredulity of the young +men seemed rank blasphemy. "You will be sneering at Shakspeare next," he +said: and was silenced, though not better pleased, when his youthful +guests told him, that Doctor Goldsmith sneered at him too; that Dr. +Johnson did not understand him, and that Congreve, in his own day and +afterwards, was considered to be, in some points, Shakspeare's superior. +"What do you think a man's criticism is worth, sir," cries Mr. +Warrington, "who says those lines of Mr. Congreve, about a church-- + + 'How reverend is the face of yon tall pile, + Whose ancient pillars rear their marble heads, + To bear aloft its vast and ponderous roof, + By its own weight made steadfast and immovable; + Looking tranquillity. It strikes an awe + And terror on my aching sight'--et caetera + +what do you think of a critic who says those lines are finer than +anything Shakspeare ever wrote?" A dim consciousness of danger for Clive, +a terror that his son had got into the society of heretics and +unbelievers, came over the Colonel,--and then presently, as was the wont +with his modest soul, a gentle sense of humility. He was in the wrong, +perhaps, and these younger men were right. Who was he, to set up his +judgment against men of letters, educated at college? It was better that +Clive should follow them than him, who had had but a brief schooling, and +that neglected, and who had not the original genius of his son's +brilliant companions. We particularise these talks, and the little +incidental mortifications which one of the best of men endured, not +because the conversations are worth the remembering or recording, but +because they presently very materially influenced his own and his son's +future history. + +In the midst of the artists and their talk the poor Colonel was equally +in the dark. They assaulted this Academician and that; laughed at Mr. +Haydon, or sneered at Mr. Eastlake, or the contrary; deified Mr. Turner +on one side of the table, and on the other scorned him as a madman--nor +could Newcome comprehend a word of their jargon. Some sense there must be +in their conversation: Clive joined eagerly in it and took one side or +another. But what was all this rapture about a snuffy brown picture +called Titian, this delight in three flabby nymphs by Rubens, and so +forth? As for the vaunted Antique, and the Elgin Marbles--it might be +that that battered torso was a miracle, and that broken-nosed bust a +perfect beauty. He tried and tried to see that they were. He went away +privily and worked at the National Gallery with a catalogue: and passed +hours in the Museum before the ancient statues, desperately praying to +comprehend them, and puzzled before them as he remembered he was puzzled +before the Greek rudiments as a child when he cried over o kai hae +alaethaes kai to alaethaes. Whereas when Clive came to look at these same +things his eyes would lighten up with pleasure, and his cheeks flush with +enthusiasm. He seemed to drink in colour as he would a feast of wine. +Before the statues he would wave his finger, following the line of grace, +and burst into ejaculations of delight and admiration. "Why can't I love +the things which he loves?" thought Newcome; "why am I blind to the +beauties which he admires so much--and am I unable to comprehend what he +evidently understands at his young age?" + +So, as he thought what vain egotistical hopes he used to form about the +boy when he was away in India--how in his plans for the happy future, +Clive was to be always at his side; how they were to read, work, play, +think, be merry together--a sickening and humiliating sense of the +reality came over him: and he sadly contrasted it with the former fond +anticipations. Together they were, yet he was alone still. His thoughts +were not the boy's: and his affections rewarded but with a part of the +young man's heart. Very likely other lovers have suffered equally. Many a +man and woman has been incensed and worshipped, and has shown no more +feeling than is to be expected from idols. There is yonder statue in St. +Peter's, of which the toe is worn away with kisses, and which sits, and +will sit eternally, prim and cold. As the young man grew, it seemed to +the father as if each day separated them more and more. He himself became +more melancholy and silent. His friend the civilian marked the ennui, and +commented on it in his laughing way. Sometimes he announced to the club +that Tom Newcome was in love: then he thought it was not Tom's heart but +his liver that was affected, and recommended blue pill. O thou fond fool! +who art thou, to know any man's heart save thine alone? Wherefore were +wings made, and do feathers grow, but that birds should fly? The instinct +that bids you love your nest, leads the young ones to seek a tree and a +mate of their own. As if Thomas Newcome by poring over poems or pictures +ever so much could read them with Clive's eyes!--as if by sitting mum +over his wine, but watching till the lad came home with his latchkey +(when the Colonel crept back to his own room in his stockings), by +prodigal bounties, by stealthy affection, by any schemes or prayers, he +could hope to remain first in his son's heart! + +One day going into Clive's study, where the lad was so deeply engaged +that he did not hear the father's steps advancing, Thomas Newcome found +his son, pencil in hand, poring over a paper, which, blushing, he thrust +hastily into his breast-pocket, as soon as he saw his visitor. The father +was deeply smitten and mortified. "I--I am sorry you have any secrets +from me, Clive," he gasped out at length. + +The boy's face lighted up with humour. "Here it is, father, if you would +like to see:"--and he pulled out a paper which contained neither more nor +less than a copy of very flowery verses, about a certain young lady, who +had succeeded (after I know not how many predecessors) to the place of +prima-donna assoluta in Clive's heart. And be pleased, madam, not to be +too eager with your censure, and fancy that Mr. Clive or his chronicler +would insinuate anything wrong. I dare say you felt a flame or two before +you were married yourself: and that the Captain or the Curate, and the +interesting young foreigner with whom you danced, caused your heart to +beat, before you bestowed that treasure on Mr. Candour. Clive was doing +no more than your own son will do when he is eighteen or nineteen years +old himself--if he is a lad of any spirit and a worthy son of so charming +a lady as yourself. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + +Describes a Visit to Paris; with Accidents and Incidents in London + + +Mr. Clive, as we have said, had now begun to make acquaintances of his +own; and the chimney-glass in his study was decorated with such a number +of cards of invitation, as made his ex-fellow-student of Gandish's, young +Moss, when admitted into that sanctum, stare with respectful +astonishment. "Lady Bary Rowe at obe," the young Hebrew read out; "Lady +Baughton at obe, dadsig! By eyes! what a tip-top swell you're a gettid to +be, Newcome! I guess this is a different sort of business to the hops at +old Levison's, where you first learned the polka; and where we had to pay +a shilling a glass for negus!" + +"We had to pay! You never paid anything, Moss," cries Clive, laughing; +and indeed the negus imbibed by Mr. Moss did not cost that prudent young +fellow a penny. + +"Well, well; I suppose at these swell parties you 'ave as bush champade +as ever you like," continues Moss. "Lady Kicklebury at obe--small early +party. Why, I declare you know the whole peerage! I say, if any of these +swells want a little tip-top lace, a real bargain, or diamonds, you know, +you might put in a word for us, and do us a good turn." + +"Give me some of your cards," says Clive; "I can distribute them about at +the balls I go to. But you must treat my friends better than you serve +me. Those cigars which you sent me were abominable, Moss; the groom in +the stable won't smoke them." + +"What a regular swell that Newcome has become!" says Mr. Moss to an old +companion, another of Clive's fellow-students: "I saw him riding in the +Park with the Earl of Kew, and Captain Belsize, and a whole lot of 'em--I +know 'em all--and he'd hardly nod to me. I'll have a horse next Sunday, +and then I'll see whether he'll cut me or not. Confound his airs! For all +he's such a count, I know he's got an aunt who lets lodgings at Brighton, +and an uncle who'll be preaching in the Bench if he don't keep a precious +good look-out." + +"Newcome is not a bit of a count," answers Moss's companion, indignantly. +"He don't care a straw whether a fellow's poor or rich; and he comes up +to my room just as willingly as he would go to a duke's. He is always +trying to do a friend a good turn. He draws the figure capitally: he +looks proud, but he isn't, and is the best-natured fellow I ever saw." + +"He ain't been in our place this eighteen months," says Mr. Moss: "I know +that." + +"Because when he came you were always screwing him with some bargain or +other," cried the intrepid Hicks, Mr. Moss's companion for the moment. +"He said he couldn't afford to know you: you never let him out of your +house without a pin, or a box of eau-de-cologne, or a bundle of cigars. +And when you cut the arts for the shop, how were you and Newcome to go on +together, I should like to know?" + +"I know a relative of his who comes to our 'ouse every three months, to +renew a little bill," says Mr. Moss, with a grin: "and I know this, if I +go to the Earl of Kew in the Albany, or the Honourable Captain Belsize, +Knightsbridge Barracks, they let me in soon enough. I'm told his father +ain't got much money." + +"How the deuce should I know? or what do I care?" cries the young artist, +stamping the heel of his blucher on the pavement. "When I was sick in +that confounded Clipstone Street, I know the Colonel came to see me, and +Newcome too, day after day, and night after night. And when I was getting +well, they sent me wine and jelly, and all sorts of jolly things. I +should like to know how often you came to see me, Moss, and what you did +for a fellow?" + +"Well, I kep away because I thought you wouldn't like to be reminded of +that two pound three you owe me, Hicks: that's why I kep away," says Mr. +Moss, who, I dare say, was good-natured too. And when young Moss appeared +at the billiard-room that night, it was evident that Hicks had told the +story; for the Wardour Street youth was saluted with a roar of queries, +"How about that two pound three that Hicks owes you?" + +The artless conversation of the two youths will enable us to understand +how our hero's life was speeding. Connected in one way or another with +persons in all ranks, it never entered his head to be ashamed of the +profession which he had chosen. People in the great world did not in the +least trouble themselves regarding him, or care to know whether Mr. Clive +Newcome followed painting or any other pursuit: and though Clive saw many +of his schoolfellows in the world, these entering into the army, others +talking with delight of college, and its pleasures or studies; yet, +having made up his mind that art was his calling, he refused to quit her +for any other mistress, and plied his easel very stoutly. He passed +through the course of study prescribed by Mr. Gandish, and drew every +cast and statue in that gentleman's studio. Grindley, his tutor, getting +a curacy, Clive did not replace him; but he took a course of modern +languages, which he learned with considerable aptitude and rapidity. And +now, being strong enough to paint without a master, it was found that +there was no good light in the house in Fitzroy Square; and Mr. Clive +must needs have an atelier hard by, where he could pursue his own devices +independently. + +If his kind father felt any pang even at this temporary parting, he was +greatly soothed and pleased by a little mark of attention on the young +man's part, of which his present biographer happened to be a witness; for +having walked over with Colonel Newcome to see the new studio, with its +tall centre window, and its curtains, and carved wardrobes, china jars, +pieces of armour, and other artistical properties, the lad, with a very +sweet smile of kindness and affection lighting up his honest face, took +one of two Bramah's house-keys with which he was provided, and gave it to +his father: "That's your key, sir," he said to the Colonel; "and you must +be my first sitter, please, father; for though I'm a historical painter, +I shall condescend to do a few portraits, you know." The Colonel took his +son's hand, and grasped it; as Clive fondly put the other hand on his +father's shoulder. Then Colonel Newcome walked away into the next room +for a minute or two, and came back wiping his moustache with his +handkerchief, and still holding the key in the other hand. He spoke about +some trivial subject when he returned; but his voice quite trembled; and +I thought his face seemed to glow with love and pleasure. Clive has never +painted anything better than that head, which he executed in a couple of +sittings; and wisely left without subjecting it to the chances of further +labour. + +It is certain the young man worked much better after he had been inducted +into this apartment of his own. And the meals at home were gayer; and the +rides with his father more frequent and agreeable. The Colonel used his +key once or twice, and found Clive and his friend Ridley engaged in +depicting a life-guardsman,--or a muscular negro,--or a Malay from a +neighbouring crossing, who would appear as Othello, conversing with a +Clipstone Street nymph, who was ready to represent Desdemona, Diana, +Queen Ellinor (sucking poison from the arm of the Plantagenet of the +Blues), or any other model of virgin or maiden excellence. + +Of course our young man commenced as a historical painter, deeming that +the highest branch of art; and declining (except for preparatory studies) +to operate on any but the largest canvasses. He painted a prodigious +battle-piece of Assaye, with General Wellesley at the head of the 19th +Dragoons charging the Mahratta Artillery, and sabring them at their guns. +A piece of ordnance was dragged into the back-yard, and the Colonel's +stud put into requisition to supply studies for this enormous picture. +Fred Bayham (a stunning likeness) appeared as the principal figure in the +foreground, terrifically wounded, but still of undaunted courage, +slashing about amidst a group of writhing Malays, and bestriding the body +of a dead cab-horse, which Clive painted, until the landlady and rest of +the lodgers cried out, and for sanitary reasons the knackers removed the +slaughtered charger. So large was this picture that it could only be got +out of the great window by means of artifice and coaxing; and its +transport caused a shout of triumph among the little boys in Charlotte +Street. Will it be believed that the Royal Academicians rejected the +"Battle of Assaye"? The masterpiece was so big that Fitzroy Square could +not hold it; and the Colonel had thoughts of presenting it to the +Oriental Club; but Clive (who had taken a trip to Paris with his father, +as a delassement after the fatigues incident on this great work), when he +saw it, after a month's interval, declared the thing was rubbish, and +massacred Britons, Malays, Dragoons, Artillery and all. + + +"Hotel de la Terrasse, Rue de Rivoli, + +"April 27--May 1, 183-. + +"My Dear Pendennis--You said I might write you a line from Paris; and if +you find in my correspondence any valuable hints for the Pall Mall +Gazette, you are welcome to use them gratis. Now I am here, I wonder I +have never been here before, and that I have seen the Dieppe packet a +thousand times at Brighton pier without thinking of going on board her. +We had a rough little passage to Boulogne. We went into action as we +cleared Dover pier--when the first gun was fired, and a stout old lady +was carried off by a steward to the cabin; half a dozen more dropped +immediately, and the crew bustled about, bringing basins for the wounded. +The Colonel smiled as he saw them fall. 'I'm an old sailor,' says he to a +gentleman on board. 'I was coming home, sir, and we had plenty of rough +weather on the voyage, I never thought of being unwell. My boy here, who +made the voyage twelve years ago last May, may have lost his sea-legs; +but for me, sir--' Here a great wave dashed over the three of us; and +would you believe it? in five minutes after, the dear old governor was as +ill as all the rest of the passengers. When we arrived, we went through a +line of ropes to the custom-house, with a crowd of snobs jeering at us on +each side; and then were carried off by a bawling commissioner to an +hotel, where the Colonel, who speaks French beautifully, you know, told +the waiter to get us a petit dejeuner soigne; on which the fellow, +grinning, said, a 'nice fried sole, sir,--nice mutton-chop, sir,' in +regular Temple Bar English; and brought us Harvey sauce with the chops, +and the last Bell's Life to amuse us after our luncheon. I wondered if +all the Frenchmen read Bell's Life, and if all the inns smell so of +brandy-and-water! + +"We walked out to see the town, which I dare say you know, and therefore +shan't describe. We saw some good studies of fishwomen with bare legs, +and remarked that the soldiers were very dumpy and small. We were glad +when the time came to set off by the diligence; and having the coupe to +ourselves, made a very comfortable journey to Paris. It was jolly to hear +the postillions crying to their horses, and the bells of the team, and to +feel ourselves really in France. We took in provender at Abbeville and +Amiens, and were comfortably landed here after about six-and-twenty hours +of coaching. Didn't I get up the next morning and have a good walk in the +Tuileries! The chestnuts were out, and the statues all shining, and all +the windows of the palace in a blaze. It looks big enough for the king of +the giants to live in. How grand it is! I like the barbarous splendour of +the architecture, and the ornaments profuse and enormous with which it is +overladen. Think of Louis XVI. with a thousand gentlemen at his back, and +a mob of yelling ruffians in front of him, giving up his crown without a +fight for it; leaving his friends to be butchered, and himself sneaking +into prison! No end of little children were skipping and playing in the +sunshiny walks, with dresses as bright and cheeks as red as the flowers +and roses in the parterres. I couldn't help thinking of Barbaroux and his +bloody pikemen swarming in the gardens, and fancied the Swiss in the +windows yonder; where they were to be slaughtered when the King had +turned his back. What a great man that Carlyle is! I have read the battle +in his History so often, that I knew it before I had seen it. Our windows +look out on the obelisk where the guillotine stood. The Colonel doesn't +admire Carlyle. He says Mrs. Graham's Letters from Paris are excellent, +and we bought Scott's Visit to Paris, and Paris Re-visited, and read them +in the diligence. They are famous good reading; but the Palais Royal is +very much altered since Scott's time: no end of handsome shops; I went +there directly,--the same night we arrived, when the Colonel went to bed. +But there is none of the fun going on which Scott describes. The laquais +de place says Charles X. put an end to it all. + +"Next morning the governor had letters to deliver after breakfast, and +left me at the Louvre door. I shall come and live here, I think. I feel +as if I never want to go away. I had not been ten minutes in the place +before I fell in love with the most beautiful creature the world has ever +seen. She was standing silent and majestic in the centre of one of the +rooms of the statue-gallery; and the very first glimpse of her struck one +breathless with the sense of her beauty. I could not see the colour of +her eyes and hair exactly, but the latter is light, and the eyes I should +think are grey. Her complexion is of a beautiful warm marble tinge. She +is not a clever woman, evidently; I do not think she laughs or talks +much--she seems too lazy to do more than smile. She is only beautiful. +This divine creature has lost an arm, which has been cut off at the +shoulder, but she looks none the less lovely for the accident. She maybe +some two-and-thirty years old; and she was born about two thousand years +ago. Her name is the Venus of Milo. O Victrix! O lucky Paris! (I don't +mean this present Lutetia, but Priam's son.) How could he give the apple +to any else but this enslaver--this joy of gods and men? at whose benign +presence the flowers spring up, and the smiling ocean sparkles, and the +soft skies beam with serene light! I wish we might sacrifice. I would +bring a spotless kid, snowy-coated, and a pair of doves and a jar of +honey--yea, honey from Morel's in Piccadilly, thyme-flavoured, narbonian, +and we would acknowledge the Sovereign Loveliness, and adjure the Divine +Aphrodite. Did you ever see my pretty young cousin, Miss Newcome, Sir +Brian's daughter? She has a great look of the huntress Diana. It is +sometimes too proud and too cold for me. The blare of those horns is too +shrill and the rapid pursuit through bush and bramble too daring. O thou +generous Venus! O thou beautiful bountiful calm! At thy soft feet let me +kneel--on cushions of Tyrian purple. Don't show this to Warrington, +please: I never thought when I began that Pegasus was going to run away +with me. + +"I wish I had read Greek a little more at school: it's too late at my +age; I shall be nineteen soon, and have got my own business; but when we +return I think I shall try and read it with Cribs. What have I been +doing, spending six months over a picture of sepoys and dragoons cutting +each other's throats? Art ought not to be a fever. It ought to be a calm; +not a screaming bull-fight or a battle of gladiators, but a temple for +placid contemplation, rapt worship, stately rhythmic ceremony, and music +solemn and tender. I shall take down my Snyders and Rubens when I get +home; and turn quietist. To think I have spent weeks in depicting bony +life-guardsmen delivering cut one, or Saint George, and painting black +beggars off a crossing! + +"What a grand thing it is to think of half a mile of pictures at the +Louvre! Not but that there are a score under the old pepper-boxes in +Trafalgar Square as fine as the best here. I don't care for any Raphael +here, as much as our own St. Catharine. There is nothing more grand. +Could the Pyramids of Egypt or the Colossus of Rhodes be greater than our +Sebastian? and for our Bacchus and Ariadne, you cannot beat the best you +know. But if we have fine jewels, here there are whole sets of them: +there are kings and all their splendid courts round about them. J. J. and +I must come and live here. Oh, such portraits of Titian! Oh, such swells +by Vandyke! I'm sure he must have been as fine a gentleman as any he +painted! It's a shame they haven't got a Sir Joshua or two. At a feast of +painters he has a right to a place, and at the high table too. Do you +remember Tom Rogers, of Gandish's? He used to come to my rooms--my other +rooms in the Square. Tom is here with a fine carrotty beard, and a velvet +jacket, cut open at the sleeves, to show that Tom has a shirt. I dare say +it was clean last Sunday. He has not learned French yet, but pretends to +have forgotten English; and promises to introduce me to a set of the +French artists his camarades. There seems to be a scarcity of soap among +these young fellows; and I think I shall cut off my mustachios; only +Warrington will have nothing to laugh at when I come home. + +"The Colonel and I went to dine at the Cafe de Paris, and afterwards to +the opera. Ask for huitres de Marenne when you dine here. We dined with a +tremendous French swell, the Vicomte de Florac, officier d'ordonnance to +one of the princes, and son of some old friends of my father's. They are +of very high birth, but very poor. He will be a duke when his cousin, the +Duc d'Ivry, dies. His father is quite old. The vicomte was born in +England. He pointed out to us no end of famous people at the opera--a few +of the Fauxbourg St. Germain, and ever so many of the present people:--M. +Thiers, and Count Mole, and Georges Sand, and Victor Hugo, and Jules +Janin--I forget half their names. And yesterday we went to see his +mother, Madame de Florac. I suppose she was an old flame of the +Colonel's, for their meeting was uncommonly ceremonious and tender. It +was like an elderly Sir Charles Grandison saluting a middle-aged Miss +Byron. And only fancy! the Colonel has been here once before since his +return to England! It must have been last year, when he was away for ten +days, whilst I was painting that rubbishing picture of the Black Prince +waiting on King John. Madame de F. is a very grand lady, and must have +been a great beauty in her time. There are two pictures by Gerard in her +salon--of her and M. de Florac. M. de Florac, old swell, powder, thick +eyebrows, hooked nose; no end of stars, ribbons, and embroidery. Madame +also in the dress of the Empire--pensive, beautiful, black velvet, and a +look something like my cousin's. She wore a little old-fashioned brooch +yesterday, and said, 'Voila, la reconnoissez-vous? Last year when you +were here, it was in the country;' and she smiled at him: and the dear +old boy gave a sort of groan and dropped his head in his hand. I know +what it is. I've gone through it myself. I kept for six months an absurd +ribbon of that infernal little flirt Fanny Freeman. Don't you remember +how angry I was when you abused her? + +"'Your father and I knew each other when we were children, my friend,' +the Countess said to me (in the sweetest French accent). He was looking +into the garden of the house where they live, in the Rue Saint Dominique. +'You must come and see me often, always. You remind me of him,' and she +added, with a very sweet kind smile, 'Do you like best to think that he +was better-looking than you, or that you excel him?' I said I should like +to be like him. But who is? There are cleverer fellows, I dare say; but +where is there such a good one? I wonder whether he was very fond of +Madame de Florac? The old Count does not show. He is quite old, and wears +a pigtail. We saw it bobbing over his garden chair. He lets the upper +part of his house; Major-General the Honourable Zeno F. Pokey, of +Cincinnati, U.S., lives in it. We saw Mrs. Pokey's carriage in the court, +and her footmen smoking cigars there; a tottering old man with feeble +legs, as old as old Count de Florac, seemed to be the only domestic who +waited on the family below. + +"Madame de Florac and my father talked about my profession. The Countess +said it was a belle carriere. The Colonel said it was better than the +army. 'Ah oui, monsieur,' says she very sadly. And then he said, 'that +presently I should very likely come to study at Paris, when he knew there +would be a kind friend to watch over son garcon.' + +"'But you will be here to watch over him yourself, mon ami?' says the +French lady. + +"Father shook his head. 'I shall very probably have to go back to India,' +he said. 'My furlough is expired. I am now taking my extra leave. If I +can get my promotion, I need not return. Without that I cannot afford to +live in Europe. But my absence in all probability will be but very +short,' he said. 'And Clive is old enough now to go on without me.' + +"Is this the reason why father has been so gloomy for some months past? I +thought it might have been some of my follies which made him +uncomfortable; and you know I have been trying my best to amend--I have +not half such a tailor's bill this year as last. I owe scarcely anything. +I have paid off Moss every halfpenny for his confounded rings and +gimcracks. I asked father about this melancholy news as we walked away +from Madame de Florac. + +"He is not near so rich as we thought. Since he has been at home he says +he has spent greatly more than his income, and is quite angry at his own +extravagance. At first he thought he might have retired from the army +altogether; but after three years at home, he finds he cannot live upon +his income. When he gets his promotion as full Colonel, he will be +entitled to a thousand a year; that, and what he has invested in India, +and a little in this country, will be plenty for both of us. He never +seems to think of my making money by my profession. Why, suppose I sell +the 'Battle of Assaye' for 500 pounds? that will be enough to carry me on +ever so long, without dipping into the purse of the dear old father. + +"The Viscount de Florac called to dine with us. The Colonel said he did +not care about going out: and so the Viscount and I went together. Trois +Freres Provencaux--he ordered the dinner and of course I paid. Then we +went to a little theatre, and he took me behind the scenes--such a queer +place! We went to the loge of Mademoiselle Fine who acted the part of 'Le +petit Tambour,' in which she sings a famous song with a drum. He asked +her and several literary fellows to supper at the Cafe Anglais. And I +came home ever so late, and lost twenty napoleons at a game called +bouillotte. It was all the change out of a twenty-pound note which dear +old Binnie gave me before we set out, with a quotation out of Horace, you +know, about Neque tu choreas sperne puer. O me! how guilty I felt as I +walked home at ever so much o'clock to the Hotel de la Terrasse, and +sneaked into our apartment! But the Colonel was sound asleep. His dear +old boots stood sentries at his bedroom door, and I slunk into mine as +silently as I could. + +"P.S.--Wednesday.--There's just one scrap of paper left. I have got J. +J.'s letter. He has been to the private view of the Academy (so that his +own picture is in), and the 'Battle of Assaye' is refused. Smee told him +it was too big. I dare say it's very bad. I'm glad I'm away, and the +fellows are not condoling with me. + +"Please go and see Mr. Binnie. He has come to grief. He rode the +Colonel's horse; came down on the pavement and wrenched his leg, and I'm +afraid the grey's. Please look at his legs; we can't understand John's +report of them. He, I mean Mr. B., was going to Scotland to see his +relations when the accident happened. You know he has always been going +to Scotland to see his relations. He makes light of the business, and +says the Colonel is not to think of coming to him: and I don't want to go +back just yet, to see all the fellows from Gandish's and the Life +Academy, and have them grinning at my misfortune. + +"The governor would send his regards, I dare say, but he is out, and I am +always yours affectionately, Clive Newcome." + +"P.S.--He tipped me himself this morning; isn't he a kind, dear old +fellow?" + + +Arthur Pendennis, Esq., to Clive Newcome, Esq. + +"'Pall Mall Gazette,' Journal of Politics, Literature and Fashion, 225 +Catherine Street, Strand, + +"Dear Clive--I regret very much for Fred Bayham's sake (who has lately +taken the responsible office of Fine Arts Critic for the P. G.) that your +extensive picture of the 'Battle of Assaye' has not found a place in the +Royal Academy Exhibition. F. B. is at least fifteen shillings out of +pocket by its rejection, as he had prepared a flaming eulogium of your +work, which of course is so much waste paper in consequence of this +calamity. Never mind. Courage, my son. The Duke of Wellington you know +was best back at Seringapatam before he succeeded at Assaye. I hope you +will fight other battles, and that fortune in future years will be more +favourable to you. The town does not talk very much of your discomfiture. +You see the parliamentary debates are very interesting just now, and +somehow the 'Battle of Assaye' did not seem to excite the public mind. + +"I have been to Fitzroy Square; both to the stables and the house. The +Houyhnhnm's legs are very well; the horse slipped on his side and not on +his knees, and has received no sort of injury. Not so Mr. Binnie; his +ankle is much wrenched and inflamed. He must keep his sofa for many days, +perhaps weeks. But you know he is a very cheerful philosopher, and +endures the evils of life with much equanimity. His sister has come to +him. I don't know whether that may be considered as a consolation of his +evil or an aggravation of it. You know he uses the sarcastic method in +his talk, and it was difficult to understand from him whether he was +pleased or bored by the embraces of his relative. She was an infant when +he last beheld her, on his departure to India. She is now (to speak with +respect) a very brisk, plump, pretty little widow; having, seemingly, +recovered from her grief at the death of her husband, Captain Mackenzie +in the West Indies. Mr. Binnie was just on the point of visiting his +relatives, who reside at Musselburgh, near Edinburgh, when he met with +the fatal accident which prevented his visit to his native shores. His +account of his misfortune and his lonely condition was so pathetic that +Mrs. Mackenzie and her daughter put themselves into the Edinburgh +steamer, and rushed to console his sofa. They occupy your bedroom and +sitting-room, which latter Mrs. Mackenzie says no longer smells of +tobacco smoke, as it did when she took possession of your den. If you +have left any papers about, any bills, any billets-doux, I make no doubt +the ladies have read every single one of them, according to the amiable +habits of their sex. The daughter is a bright little blue-eyed +fair-haired lass, with a very sweet voice, in which she sings (unaided by +instrumental music, and seated on a chair in the middle of the room) the +artless ballads of her native country. I had the pleasure of hearing the +'Bonnets of Bonny Dundee' and 'Jack of Hazeldean' from her ruby lips two +evenings since; not indeed for the first time in my life, but never from +such a pretty little singer. Though both ladies speak our language with +something of the tone usually employed by the inhabitants of the northern +part of Britain, their accent is exceedingly pleasant, and indeed by no +means so strong as Mr. Binnie's own; for Captain Mackenzie was an +Englishman, for whose sake his lady modified her native Musselburgh +pronunciation. She tells many interesting anecdotes of him, of the West +Indies, and of the distinguished regiment of infantry to which the +captain belonged. Miss Rosa is a great favourite with her uncle, and I +have had the good fortune to make their stay in the metropolis more +pleasant, by sending them orders, from the Pall Mall Gazette, for the +theatres, panoramas, and the principal sights in town. For pictures they +do not seem to care much; they thought the National Gallery a dreary +exhibition, and in the Royal Academy could be got to admire nothing but +the picture of M'Collop of M'Collop, by our friend of the like name; but +they think Madame Tussaud's interesting exhibition of waxwork the most +delightful in London; and there I had the happiness of introducing them +to our friend Mr. Frederick Bayham; who, subsequently, on coming to this +office with his valuable contributions on the Fine Arts, made particular +inquiries as to their pecuniary means, and expressed himself instantly +ready to bestow his hand upon the mother or daughter, provided old Mr. +Binnie would make a satisfactory settlement. I got the ladies a box at +the opera, whither they were attended by Captain Goby of their regiment, +godfather to Miss, and where I had the honour of paying them a visit. I +saw your fair young cousin Miss Newcome in the lobby with her grandmamma +Lady Kew. Mr. Bayham with great eloquence pointed out to the Scotch +ladies the various distinguished characters in the house. The opera +delighted them, but they were astounded at the ballet, from which mother +and daughter retreated in the midst of a fire of pleasantries of Captain +Goby. I can fancy that officer at mess, and how brilliant his anecdotes +must be when the company of ladies does not restrain his genial flow of +humour. + +"Here comes Mr. Baker with the proofs. In case you don't see the P. G. at +Galignani's, I send you an extract from Bayham's article on the Royal +Academy, where you will have the benefit of his opinion on the works of +some of your friends:-- + +"'617. 'Moses Bringing Home the Gross of Green Spectacles,' Smith, R.A.-- +Perhaps poor Goldsmith's exquisite little work has never been so great a +favourite as in the present age. We have here, in a work by one of our +most eminent artists, an homage to the genius of him 'who touched nothing +which he did not adorn:' and the charming subject is handled in the most +delicious manner by Mr. Smith. The chiaroscuro is admirable: the impasto +is perfect. Perhaps a very captious critic might object to the +foreshortening of Moses's left leg; but where there is so much to praise +justly, the Pall Nall Gazette does not care to condemn. + +"'420. Our (and the public's) favourite, Brown, R.A., treats us to a +subject from the best of all stories, the tale 'which laughed Spain's +chivalry away,' the ever new Don Quixote. The incident which Brown has +selected is the 'Don's Attack on the Flock of Sheep;' the sheep are in +his best manner, painted with all his well-known facility and brio. Mr. +Brown's friendly rival, Hopkins, has selected Gil Blas for an +illustration this year; and the 'Robber's Cavern' is one of the most +masterly of Hopkins' productions. + +"'Great Rooms. 33. 'Portrait of Cardinal Cospetto,' O'Gogstay, A.R.A.; +and 'Neighbourhood of Corpodibacco--Evening--a Contadina and a +Trasteverino dancing at the door of a Locanda to the music of a +Pifferaro.'--Since his visit to Italy Mr. O'Gogstay seems to have given +up the scenes of Irish humour with which he used to delight us; and the +romance, the poetry, the religion of 'Italia la bella' form the subjects +of his pencil. The scene near Corpodibacco (we know the spot well, and +have spent many a happy month in its romantic mountains) is most +characteristic. Cardinal Cospetto, we must say, is a most truculent +prelate, and not certainly an ornament to his church. + +"'49, 210, 311. Smee, R.A.--Portraits which a Reynolds might be proud +of,--a Vandyke or Claude might not disown. 'Sir Brian Newcome, in the +costume of a Deputy-Lieutenant,' 'Major-General Sir Thomas de Boots, +K.C.B.,' painted for the 50th Dragoons, are triumphs, indeed, of this +noble painter. Why have we no picture of the Sovereign and her august +consort from Smee's brush? When Charles II. picked up Titian's +mahl-stick, he observed to a courtier, 'A king you can always have; a +genius comes but rarely.' While we have a Smee among us, and a monarch +whom we admire,--may the one be employed to transmit to posterity the +beloved features of the other! We know our lucubrations are read in high +places, and respectfully insinuate verbum sapienti. + +"'1906. 'The M'Collop of M'Collop,'--A. M'Collop,--is a noble work of a +young artist, who, in depicting the gallant chief of a hardy Scottish +clan, has also represented a romantic Highland landscape, in the midst of +which, 'his foot upon his native heath,' stands a man of splendid +symmetrical figure and great facial advantages. We shall keep our eye on +Mr. M'Collop. + +"'1367. 'Oberon and Titania.' Ridley.--This sweet and fanciful little +picture draws crowds round about it, and is one of the most charming and +delightful works of the present exhibition. We echo the universal opinion +in declaring that it shows not only the greatest promise, but the most +delicate and beautiful performance. The Earl of Kew, we understand, +bought the picture at the private view; and we congratulate the young +painter heartily upon his successful debut. He is, we understand, a pupil +of Mr. Gandish. Where is that admirable painter? We miss his bold +canvasses and grand historic outline.' + +"I shall alter a few inaccuracies in the composition of our friend F. B., +who has, as he says, 'drawn it uncommonly mild in the above criticism.' +In fact, two days since, he brought in an article of quite a different +tendency, of which he retains only the two last paragraphs; but he has, +with great magnanimity, recalled his previous observations; and, indeed, +he knows as much about pictures as some critics I could name. + +"Good-bye, my dear Clive! I send my kindest regards to your father; and +think you had best see as little as possible of your bouillotte-playing +French friend and his friends. This advice I know you will follow, as +young men always follow the advice of their seniors and well-wishers. I +dine in Fitzroy Square to-day with the pretty widow and her daughter, and +am yours always, dear Clive, A. P." + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + +In which we hear a Soprano and a Contralto + + +The most hospitable and polite of Colonels would not hear of Mrs. +Mackenzie and her daughter quitting his house when he returned to it, +after six weeks' pleasant sojourn in Paris; nor, indeed, did his fair +guest show the least anxiety or intention to go away. Mrs. Mackenzie had +a fine merry humour of her own. She was an old soldier's wife, she said +and knew when her quarters were good; and I suppose, since her honeymoon, +when the captain took her to Harrogate and Cheltenham, stopping at the +first hotels, and travelling in a chaise-and-pair the whole way, she had +never been so well off as in that roomy mansion near Tottenham Court +Road. Of her mother's house at Musselburgh she gave a ludicrous but +dismal account. "Eh, James," she said, "I think if you had come to mamma, +as you threatened, you would not have staid very long. It's a wearisome +place. Dr. M'Craw boards with her; and it's sermon and psalm-singing from +morning till night. My little Josey takes kindly to the life there, and I +left her behind, poor little darling! It was not fair to bring three of +us to take possession of your house, dear James; but my poor little Rosey +was just withering away there. It's good for the dear child to see the +world a little, and a kind uncle, who is not afraid of us now he sees us, +is he?" Kind Uncle James was not at all afraid of little Rosey; whose +pretty face and modest manners, and sweet songs, and blue eyes, cheered +and soothed the old bachelor. Nor was Rosey's mother less agreeable and +pleasant. She had married the captain (it was a love-match, against the +will of her parents, who had destined her to be the third wife of old Dr. +M'Mull) when very young. Many sorrows she had had, including poverty, the +captain's imprisonment for debt, and his demise; but she was of a gay and +lightsome spirit. She was but three-and-thirty years old, and looked +five-and-twenty. She was active, brisk, jovial, and alert; and so +good-looking, that it was a wonder she had not taken a successor to +Captain Mackenzie. James Binnie cautioned his friend the Colonel against +the attractions of the buxom siren; and laughingly would ask Clive how he +would like Mrs. Mackenzie for a mamaw? + +Colonel Newcome felt himself very much at ease regarding his future +prospects. He was very glad that his friend James was reconciled to his +family, and hinted to Clive that the late Captain Mackenzie's +extravagance had been the cause of the rupture between him and his +brother-in-law, who had helped that prodigal captain repeatedly during +his life; and, in spite of family quarrels, had never ceased to act +generously to his widowed sister and her family. "But I think, Mr. +Clive," said he, "that as Miss Rosa is very pretty, and you have a spare +room at your studio, you had best take up your quarters in Charlotte +Street as long as the ladies are living with us." Clive was nothing loth +to be independent; but he showed himself to be a very good home-loving +youth. He walked home to breakfast every morning, dined often, and spent +the evenings with the family. Indeed, the house was a great deal more +cheerful for the presence of the two pleasant ladies. Nothing could be +prettier than to see the two ladies tripping downstairs together, mamma's +pretty arm round Rosey's pretty waist. Mamma's talk was perpetually of +Rosey. That child was always gay, always good, always happy! That darling +girl woke with a smile on her face, it was sweet to see her! Uncle James, +in his dry way, said, he dared to say it was very pretty. "Go away, you +droll, dear old kind Uncle James!" Rosey's mamma would cry out. "You old +bachelors are wicked old things!" Uncle James used to kiss Rosey very +kindly and pleasantly. She was as modest, as gentle, as eager to please +Colonel Newcome as any little girl could be. It was pretty to see her +tripping across the room with his coffee-cup, or peeling walnuts for him +after dinner with her white plump little fingers. + +Mrs. Irons, the housekeeper, naturally detested Mrs. Mackenzie, and was +jealous of her: though the latter did everything to soothe and coax the +governess of the two gentlemen's establishment. She praised her dinners, +delighted in her puddings, must beg Mrs. Irons to allow her to see one of +those delicious puddings made, and to write the receipt for her, that +Mrs. Mackenzie might use it when she was away. It was Mrs. Irons' belief +that Mrs. Mackenzie never intended to go away. She had no ideer of +ladies, as were ladies, coming into her kitchen. The maids vowed that +they heard Miss Rosa crying, and mamma scolding in her bedroom for all +she was so soft-spoken. How was that jug broke, and that chair smashed in +the bedroom, that day there was such a awful row up there? + +Mrs. Mackenzie played admirably, in the old-fashioned way, dances, reels, +and Scotch and Irish tunes, the former, of which filled James Binnie's +soul with delectation. The good mother naturally desired that her darling +should have a few good lessons of the piano while she was in London. +Rosey was eternally strumming upon an instrument which had been taken +upstairs for her special practice; and the Colonel, who was always +seeking to do harmless jobs of kindness for his friends, bethought him of +little Miss Cann, the governess at Ridley's, whom he recommended as an +instructress. "Anybody whom you recommend I'm sure, dear Colonel, we +shall like," said Mrs. Mackenzie, who looked as black as thunder, and had +probably intended to have Monsieur Quatremains or Signor Twankeydillo; +and the little governess came to her pupil. Mrs. Mackenzie treated her +very gruffly and haughtily at first; but as soon as she heard Miss Cann +play, the widow was pacified--nay, charmed. Monsieur Quatremains charged +a guinea for three-quarters of an hour; while Miss Cann thankfully took +five shillings for an hour and a half; and the difference of twenty +lessons, for which dear Uncle James paid, went into Mrs. Mackenzie's +pocket, and thence probably on to her pretty shoulders and head in the +shape of a fine silk dress and a beautiful French bonnet, in which +Captain Goby said, upon his life, she didn't look twenty. + +The little governess trotting home after her lesson would often look in +to Clive's studio in Charlotte Street, where her two boys, as she called +Clive and J. J., were at work each at his easel. Clive used to laugh, and +tell us, who joked him about the widow and her daughter, what Miss Cann +said about them. Mrs. Mack was not all honey, it appeared. If Rosey +played incorrectly, mamma flew at her with prodigious vehemence of +language, and sometimes with a slap on poor Rosey's back. She must make +Rosey wear tight boots, and stamp on her little feet if they refused to +enter into the slipper. I blush for the indiscretion of Miss Cann; but +she actually told J. J., that mamma insisted upon lacing her so tight, as +nearly to choke the poor little lass. Rosey did not fight: Rosey always +yielded; and the scolding over and the tears dried, would come simpering +downstairs with mamma's arm round her waist, and her pretty artless happy +smile for the gentlemen below. Besides the Scottish songs without music, +she sang ballads at the piano very sweetly. Mamma used to cry at these +ditties. "That child's voice brings tears into my eyes, Mr. Newcome," she +would say. "She has never known a moment's sorrow yet! Heaven grant, +heaven grant, she may be happy! But what shall I be when I lose her?" + +"Why, my dear, when ye lose Rosey, ye'll console yourself with Josey," +says droll Mr. Binnie from the sofa, who perhaps saw the manoeuvre of the +widow. + +The widow laughs heartily and really. She places a handkerchief over her +mouth. She glances at her brother with a pair of eyes full of knowing +mischief. "Ah, dear James," she says, "you don't know what it is to have +a mother's feelings." + +"I can partly understand them," says James. "Rosey, sing me that pretty +little French song." Mrs. Mackenzie's attention to Clive was really quite +affecting. If any of his friends came to the house, she took them aside +and praised Clive to them. The Colonel she adored. She had never met with +such a man or seen such a manner. The manners of the Bishop of Tobago +were beautiful, and he certainly had one of the softest and finest hands +in the world; but not finer than Colonel Newcome's. "Look at his foot!" +(and she put out her own, which was uncommonly pretty, and suddenly +withdrew it, with an arch glance meant to represent a blush)--"my shoe +would fit it! When we were at Coventry Island, Sir Peregrine Blandy, who +succeeded poor dear Sir Rawdon Crawley--I saw his dear boy was gazetted +to a lieutenant-colonelcy in the Guards last week--Sir Peregrine, who was +one of the Prince of Wales's most intimate friends, was always said to +have the finest manner and presence of any man of his day; and very grand +and noble he was, but I don't think he was equal to Colonel Newcome--I +don't really think so. Do you think so, Mr. Honeyman? What a charming +discourse that was last Sunday! I know there were two pair of eyes not +dry in the church. I could not see the other people just for crying +myself. Oh, but I wish we could have you at Musselburgh! I was bred a +Presbyterian, of course; but in much travelling through the world with my +dear husband, I came to love his church. At home we sit under Dr M'Craw, +of course; but he is so awfully long! Four hours every Sunday at least, +morning and afternoon! It nearly kills poor Rosey. Did you hear her voice +at your church? The dear girl is delighted with the chants. Rosey, were +you not delighted with the chants?" + +If she is delighted with the chants, Honeyman is delighted with the +chantress and her mamma. He dashes the fair hair from his brow: he sits +down to the piano, and plays one or two of them, warbling a faint vocal +accompaniment, and looking as if he would be lifted off the screw +music-stool, and flutter up to the ceiling. + +"Oh, it's just seraphic!" says the widow. "It's just the breath of +incense and the pealing of the organ at the Cathedral at Montreal. Rosey +doesn't remember Montreal. She was a wee wee child. She was born on the +voyage out, and christened at sea. You remember, Goby." + +"Gad, I promised and vowed to teach her her catechism; 'gad, but I +haven't," says Captain Goby. "We were between Montreal and Quebec for +three years with the Hundredth, and the Hundred Twentieth Highlanders, +and the Thirty-third Dragoon Guards a part of the time; Fipley commanded +them, and a very jolly time we had. Much better than the West Indies, +where a fellow's liver goes to the deuce with hot pickles and sangaree. +Mackenzie was a dev'lish wild fellow," whispers Captain Goby to his +neighbour (the present biographer, indeed), "and Mrs. Mack was as +pretty a little woman as ever you set eyes on." (Captain Goby winks, and +looks peculiarly sly as he makes this statement.) "Our regiment wasn't on +your side of India, Colonel." + +And in the interchange of such delightful remarks, and with music and +song, the evening passes away. "Since the house had been adorned by the +fair presence of Mrs. Mackenzie and her daughter," Honeyman said, always +gallant in behaviour and flowery in expression, "it seemed as if spring +had visited it. Its hospitality was invested with a new grace; its ever +welcome little reunions were doubly charming. But why did these ladies +come, if they were to go away again? How--how would Mr. Binnie console +himself (not to mention others) if they left him in solitude?" + +"We have no wish to leave my brother James in solitude," cries Mrs. +Mackenzie, frankly laughing. "We like London a great deal better than +Musselburgh." + +"Oh, that we do!" ejaculates the blushing Rosey. + +"And we will stay as long as ever my brother will keep us," continues the +widow. + +"Uncle James is so kind and dear," says Rosey. "I hope he won't send me +and mamma away." + +"He were a brute--a savage, if he did!" cries Binnie, with glances of +rapture towards the two pretty faces. Everybody liked them. Binnie +received their caresses very good-humouredly. The Colonel liked every +woman under the sun. Clive laughed and joked and waltzed alternately with +Rosey and her mamma. The latter was the briskest partner of the two. The +unsuspicious widow, poor dear innocent, would leave her girl at the +painting-room, and go shopping herself; but little J. J. also worked +there, being occupied with his second picture: and he was almost the only +one of Clive's friends whom the widow did not like. She pronounced the +quiet little painter a pert, little, obtrusive, underbred creature. + +In a word, Mrs. Mackenzie was, as the phrase is, "setting her cap" so +openly at Clive, that none of us could avoid seeing her play: and Clive +laughed at her simple manoeuvres as merrily as the rest. She was a merry +little woman. We gave her and her pretty daughter a luncheon in Lamb +Court, Temple; in Sibwright's chambers--luncheon from Dick's Coffee +House--ices and dessert from Partington's in the Strand. Miss Rosey, Mr. +Sibwright, our neighbour in Lamb Court, and the Reverend Charles Honeyman +sang very delightfully after lunch; there was quite a crowd of porters, +laundresses, and boys to listen in the court; Mr. Paley was disgusted +with the noise we made--in fact, the party was perfectly successful. We +all liked the widow, and if she did set her pretty ribbons at Clive, why +should not she? We all liked the pretty, fresh, modest Rosey. Why, even +the grave old benchers in the Temple church, when the ladies visited it +on Sunday, winked their reverend eyes with pleasure, as they looked at +those two uncommonly smart, pretty, well-dressed, fashionable women. +Ladies, go to the Temple church. You will see more young men, and receive +more respectful attention there than in any place, except perhaps at +Oxford or Cambridge. Go to the Temple church--not, of course, for the +admiration which you will excite and which you cannot help; but because +the sermon is excellent, the choral services beautifully performed, and +the church so interesting as a monument of the thirteenth century, and as +it contains the tombs of those dear Knights Templars! + +Mrs. Mackenzie could be grave or gay, according to her company: nor could +any woman be of more edifying behaviour when an occasional Scottish +friend bringing a letter from darling Josey, or a recommendatory letter +from Josey's grandmother, paid a visit in Fitzroy Square. Little Miss +Cann used to laugh and wink knowingly, saying, "You will never get back +your bedroom, Mr. Clive. You may be sure that Miss Josey will come in a +few months; and perhaps old Mrs. Binnie, only no doubt she and her +daughter do not agree. But the widow has taken possession of Uncle James; +and she will carry off somebody else if I am not mistaken. Should you +like a stepmother, Mr. Clive, or should you prefer a wife?" + +Whether the fair lady tried her wiles upon Colonel Newcome the present +writer has no certain means of ascertaining: but I think another image +occupied his heart: and this Circe tempted him no more than a score of +other enchantresses who had tried their spells upon him. If she tried she +failed. She was a very shrewd woman, quite frank in her talk when such +frankness suited her. She said to me, "Colonel Newcome has had some great +passion, once upon a time, I am sure of that, and has no more heart to +give away. The woman who had his must have been a very lucky woman: +though I daresay she did not value what she had; or did not live to enjoy +it--or--or something or other. You see tragedies in some people's faces. +I recollect when we were in Coventry Island--there was a chaplain there-- +a very good man--a Mr. Bell, and married to a pretty little woman who +died. The first day I saw him I said, 'I know that man has had a great +grief in life. I am sure that he left his heart in England.' You +gentlemen who write books, Mr. Pendennis, and stop at the third volume, +know very well that the real story often begins afterwards. My third +volume ended when I was sixteen, and was married to my poor husband. Do +you think all our adventures ended then, and that we lived happy ever +after? I live for my darling girls now. All I want is to see them +comfortable in life. Nothing can be more generous than my dear brother +James has been. I am only his half-sister, you know, and was an infant in +arms when he went away. He had differences with Captain Mackenzie, who +was headstrong and imprudent, and I own my poor dear husband was in the +wrong. James could not live with my poor mother. Neither could by +possibility suit the other. I have often, I own, longed to come and keep +house for him. His home, the society he sees, of men of talents like Mr. +Warrington and--and I won't mention names, or pay compliments to a man +who knows human nature so well as the author of Walter Lorraine: this +house is pleasanter a thousand times than Musselburgh--pleasanter for me +and my dearest Rosey, whose delicate nature shrunk and withered up in +poor mamma's society. She was never happy except in my room, the dear +child! She's all gentleness and affection. She doesn't seem to show it: +but she has the most wonderful appreciation of wit, of genius, and talent +of all kinds. She always hides her feelings, except from her fond old +mother. I went up into our room yesterday, and found her in tears. I +can't bear to see her eyes red or to think of her suffering. I asked her +what ailed her, and kissed her. She is a tender plant, Mr. Pendennis! +Heaven knows with what care I have nurtured her! She looked up smiling on +my shoulder. She looked so pretty! 'Oh, mamma,' the darling child said, +'I couldn't help it. I have been crying over Walter Lorraine.' (Enter +Rosey.) Rosey, darling! I have been telling Mr. Pendennis what a +naughty, naughty child you were yesterday, and how you read a book which +I told you you shouldn't read; for it is a very wicked book; and though +it contains some sad sad truths, it is a great deal too misanthropic (is +that the right word? I'm a poor soldier's wife, and no scholar, you +know), and a great deal too bitter; and though the reviews praise it, and +the clever people--we are poor simple country people--we won't praise it. +Sing, dearest, that little song" (profuse kisses to Rosey), "that pretty +thing that Mr. Pendennis likes." + +"I am sure that I will sing anything that Mr. Pendennis likes," says +Rosey, with her candid bright eyes--and she goes to the piano and warbles +"Batti, Batti," with her sweet fresh artless voice. + +More caresses follow. Mamma is in a rapture. How pretty they look--the +mother and daughter--two lilies twining together! The necessity of an +entertainment at the Temple-lunch from Dick's (as before mentioned), +dessert from Partington's, Sibwright's spoons, his boy to aid ours, nay, +Sib himself, and his rooms, which are so much more elegant than ours, and +where there is a piano and guitar: all these thoughts pass in rapid and +brilliant combination in the pleasant Mr. Pendennis's mind. How delighted +the ladies are with the proposal! Mrs. Mackenzie claps her pretty hands, +and kisses Rosey again. If osculation is a mark of love, surely Mrs. Mack +is the best of mothers. I may say, without false modesty, that our little +entertainment was most successful. The champagne was iced to a nicety. +The ladies did not perceive that our laundress, Mrs. Flanagan, was +intoxicated very early in the afternoon. Percy Sibwright sang admirably, +and with the greatest spirit, ditties in many languages. I am sure Miss +Rosey thought him (as indeed he is) one of the most fascinating young +fellows about town. To her mother's excellent accompaniment Rosey sang +her favourite songs (by the way, her stock was very small--five, I think, +was the number). Then the table was moved into a corner, where the +quivering moulds of jelly seemed to keep time to the music; and whilst +Percy played, two couple of waltzers actually whirled round the little +room. No wonder that the court below was thronged with admirers, that +Paley the reading man was in a rage, and Mrs. Flanagan in a state of +excitement. Ah! pleasant days, happy gold dingy chambers illuminated by +youthful sunshine! merry songs and kind faces--it is pleasant to recall +you. Some of those bright eyes shine no more: some of those smiling lips +do not speak. Some are not less kind, but sadder than in those days: of +which the memories revisit us for a moment, and sink back into the grey +past. The dear old Colonel beat time with great delight to the songs; the +widow lit his cigar with her own fair fingers. That was the only smoke +permitted during the entertainment--George Warrington himself not being +allowed to use his cutty-pipe--though the gay little widow said that she +had been used to smoking in the West Indies and I dare say spoke the +truth. Our entertainment lasted actually until after dark: and a +particularly neat cab being called from St. Clement's by Mr. Binnie's +boy, you may be sure we all conducted the ladies to their vehicle: and +many a fellow returning from his lonely club that evening into chambers +must have envied us the pleasure of having received two such beauties. + +The clerical bachelor was not to be outdone by the gentlemen of the bar; +and the entertainment at the Temple was followed by one at Honeyman's +lodgings, which, I must own, greatly exceeded ours in splendour, for +Honeyman had his luncheon from Gunter's; and if he had been Miss Rosey's +mother, giving a breakfast to the dear girl on her marriage, the affair +could not have been more elegant and handsome. We had but two bouquets at +our entertainment; at Honeyman's there were four upon the +breakfast-table, besides a great pineapple, which must have cost the +rogue three or four guineas, and which Percy Sibwright delicately cut up. +Rosey thought the pineapple delicious. "The dear thing does not remember +the pineapples in the West Indies!" cries Mrs. Mackenzie; and she gave us +many exciting narratives of entertainments at which she had been present +at various colonial governors' tables. After luncheon, our host hoped we +should have a little music. Dancing, of course, could not be allowed. +"That," said Honeyman with his soft-bleating sigh, "were scarcely +clerical. You know, besides, you are in a hermitage; and" (with a glance +round the table) "must put up with Cenobite's fare." The fare was, as I +have said, excellent. The wine was bad, as George, and I, and Sib agreed; +and in so far we flattered ourselves that our feast altogether excelled +the parson's. The champagne especially was such stuff, that Warrington +remarked on it to his neighbour, a dark gentleman, with a tuft to his +chin, and splendid rings and chains. + +The dark gentleman's wife and daughter were the other two ladies invited +by our host. The elder was splendidly dressed. Poor Mrs. Mackenzie's +simple gimcracks, though she displayed them to the most advantage, and +could make an ormolu bracelet go as far as another woman's emerald +clasps, were as nothing compared to the other lady's gorgeous jewellery. +Her fingers glittered with rings innumerable. The head of her +smelling-bottle was as big as her husband's gold snuff box, and of the +same splendid material. Our ladies, it must be confessed, came in a +modest cab from Fitzroy Square; these arrived in a splendid little open +carriage with white ponies, and harness all over brass, which the lady of +the rings drove with a whip that was a parasol. Mrs. Mackenzie, standing +at Honeyman's window, with her arm round Rosey's waist, viewed this +arrival perhaps with envy. "My dear Mr. Honeyman, whose are those +beautiful horses?" cries Rosey, with enthusiasm. + +The divine says with a faint blush--"It is--ah--it is Mrs. Sherrick and +Miss Sherrick who have done me the favour to come to luncheon." + +"Wine-merchant. Oh!" thinks Mrs. Mackenzie, who has seen Sherrick's brass +plate on the cellar door of Lady Whittlesea's Chapel; and hence, perhaps, +she was a trifle more magniloquent than usual, and entertained us with +stories of colonial governors and their ladies, mentioning no persons but +those who "had handles to their names," as the phrase is. + +Although Sherrick had actually supplied the champagne which Warrington +abused to him in confidence, the wine-merchant was not wounded; on the +contrary, he roared with laughter at the remark, and some of us smiled +who understood the humour of the joke. As for George Warrington, he +scarce knew more about the town than the ladies opposite to him; who, yet +more innocent than George, thought the champagne very good. Mrs. Sherrick +was silent during the meal, looking constantly up at her husband, as if +alarmed and always in the habit of appealing to that gentleman, who gave +her, as I thought, knowing glances and savage winks, which made me augur +that he bullied her at home. Miss Sherrick was exceedingly handsome: she +kept the fringed curtains of her eyes constantly down; but when she +lifted them up towards Clive, who was very attentive to her (the rogue +never sees a handsome woman but to this day he continues the same +practice)--when she looked up and smiled, she was indeed a beautiful +young creature to behold--with her pale forehead, her thick arched +eyebrows, her rounded cheeks, and her full lips slightly shaded,--how +shall I mention the word?--slightly pencilled, after the manner of the +lips of the French governess, Mademoiselle Lenoir. + +Percy Sibwright engaged Miss Mackenzie with his usual grace and +affability. Mrs. Mackenzie did her very utmost to be gracious, but it was +evident the party was not altogether to her liking. Poor Percy, about +whose means and expectations she had in the most natural way in the world +asked information from me, was not perhaps a very eligible admirer for +darling Rosey. She knew not that Percy can no more help gallantry than +the sun can help shining. As soon as Rosey had done eating up her +pineapple, artlessly confessing (to Percy Sibwright's inquiries) that she +preferred it to the rasps and hinnyblobs in her grandmamma's garden, +"Now, dearest Rosey," cries Mrs. Mack, "now, a little song. You promised +Mr. Pendennis a little song." Honeyman whisks open the piano in a moment. +The widow takes off her cleaned gloves (Mrs. Sherrick's were new, and of +the best Paris make), and little Rosey sings No. 1, followed by No. 2, +with very great applause. Mother and daughter entwine as they quit the +piano. "Brava! brava!" says Percy Sibwright. Does Mr. Clive Newcome say +nothing? His back is turned to the piano, and he is looking with all his +might into the eyes of Miss Sherrick. + +Percy sings a Spanish seguidilla, or a German lied, or a French romance, +or a Neapolitan canzonet, which, I am bound to say, excites very little +attention. Mrs. Ridley is sending in coffee at this juncture, of which +Mrs. Sherrick partakes, with lots of sugar, as she has partaken of +numberless things before. Chicken, plovers' eggs, prawns, aspics, +jellies, creams, grapes, and what-not. Mr. Honeyman advances, and with +deep respect asks if Mrs. Sherrick and Miss Sherrick will not be +persuaded to sing? She rises and bows, and again takes off the French +gloves, and shows the large white hands glittering with rings, and, +summoning Emily her daughter, they go to the piano. + +"Can she sing," whispers Mrs. Mackenzie, "can she sing after eating so +much?" Can she sing, indeed! Oh, you poor ignorant Mrs. Mackenzie! Why, +when you were in the West Indies, if you ever read the English +newspapers, you must have read of the fame of Miss Folthorpe. Mrs. +Sherrick is no other than the famous artist, who, after three years of +brilliant triumphs at the Scala, the Pergola, the San Carlo, the opera in +England, forsook her profession, rejected a hundred suitors, and married +Sherrick, who was Mr. Cox's lawyer, who failed, as everybody knows, as +manager of Drury Lane. Sherrick, like a man of spirit, would not allow +his wife to sing in public after his marriage; but in private society, of +course, she is welcome to perform: and now with her daughter, who +possesses a noble contralto voice, she takes her place royally at the +piano, and the two sing so magnificently that everybody in the room, with +one single exception, is charmed and delighted; and that little Miss Cann +herself creeps up the stairs, and stands with Mrs. Ridley at the door to +listen to the music. + +Miss Sherrick looks doubly handsome as she sings. Clive Newcome is in a +rapture; so is good-natured Miss Rosey, whose little heart beats with +pleasure, and who says quite unaffectedly to Miss Sherrick, with delight +and gratitude beaming from her blue eyes, "Why did you ask me to sing, +when you sing so wonderfully, so beautifully, yourself? Do not leave the +piano, please--do sing again!" And she puts out a kind little hand +towards the superior artist, and, blushing, leads her back to the +instrument. "I'm sure me and Emily will sing for you as much as you like, +dear," says Mrs. Sherrick, nodding to Rosey good-naturedly. Mrs. +Mackenzie, who has been biting her lips and drumming the time on a +side-table, forgets at last the pain of being vanquished in admiration of +the conquerors. "It was cruel of you not to tell us, Mr. Honeyman," she +says, "of the--of the treat you had in store for us. I had no idea we +were going to meet professional people; Mrs. Sherrick's singing is indeed +beautiful." + +"If you come up to our place in the Regent's Park, Mr. Newcome," Mr. +Sherrick says, "Mrs. S. and Emily will give you as many songs as you +like. How do you like the house in Fitzroy Square? Anything wanting doing +there? I'm a good landlord to a good tenant. Don't care what I spend on +my houses. Lose by 'em sometimes. Name a day when you'll come to us; and +I'll ask some good fellows to meet you. Your father and Mr. Binnie came +once. That was when you were a young chap. They didn't have a bad +evening, I believe. You just come and try us--I can give you as good a +glass of wine as most, I think," and he smiles, perhaps thinking of the +champagne which Mr. Warrington had slighted. "I've ad the close carriage +for my wife this evening," he continues, looking out of window at a very +handsome brougham which has just drawn up there. "That little pair of +horses steps prettily together, don't they? Fond of horses? I know you +are. See you in the Park; and going by our house sometimes. The Colonel +sits a horse uncommonly well: so do you, Mr. Newcome. I've often said, +'Why don't they get off their horses and say, Sherrick, we're come for a +bit of lunch and a glass of Sherry?' Name a day, sir. Mr. P., will you be +in it?" + +Clive Newcome named a day, and told his father of the circumstance in the +evening. The Colonel looked grave. "There was something which I did not +quite like about Mr. Sherrick," said that acute observer of human nature. +"It was easy to see that the man is not quite a gentleman. I don't care +what a man's trade is, Clive. Indeed, who are we, to give ourselves airs +upon that subject? But when I am gone, my boy, and there is nobody near +you who knows the world as I do, you may fall into designing hands, and +rogues may lead you into mischief: keep a sharp look-out, Clive. Mr. +Pendennis, here, knows that there are designing fellows abroad" (and the +dear old gentleman gives a very knowing nod as he speaks). "When I am +gone, keep the lad from harm's way, Pendennis. Meanwhile Mr. Sherrick has +been a very good and obliging landlord; and a man who sells wine may +certainly give a friend a bottle. I am glad you had a pleasant evening, +boys. Ladies, I hope you have had a pleasant afternoon. Miss Rosey, you +are come back to make tea for the old gentlemen? James begins to get +about briskly now. He walked to Hanover Square, Mrs. Mackenzie, without +hurting his ankle in the least." + +"I am almost sorry that he is getting well," says Mrs. Mackenzie +sincerely. "He won't want us when he is quite cured." + +"Indeed, my dear creature!" cries the Colonel, taking her pretty hand and +kissing it; "he will want you, and he shall want you. James no more knows +the world than Miss Rosey here; and if I had not been with him, would +have been perfectly unable to take care of himself. When I am gone to +India, somebody must stay with him; and--and my boy must have a home to +go to," says the kind soldier, his voice dropping. "I had been in hopes +that his own relatives would have received him more, but never mind about +that," he cried more cheerfully. "Why, I may not be absent a year! I +perhaps need not go at all--I am second for promotion. A couple of our +old generals may drop any day; and when I get my regiment I come back to +stay, to live at home. Meantime, whilst I am gone, my dear lady, you will +take care of James; and you will be kind to my boy." + +"That I will!" said the widow, radiant with pleasure, and she took one of +Clive's hands and pressed it for an instant; and from Clive's father's +kind face there beamed out that benediction which always made his +countenance appear to me among the most beautiful of human faces. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + +In which the Newcome Brothers once more meet together in Unity + + +His narrative, as the judicious reader no doubt is aware, is written +maturely and at ease, long after the voyage is over, whereof it recounts +the adventures and perils; the winds adverse and favourable; the storms, +shoals, shipwrecks, islands, and so forth, which Clive Newcome met in his +early journey in life. In such a history events follow each other without +necessarily having a connection with one another. One ship crosses +another ship, and after a visit from one captain to his comrade, they +sail away each on his course. The Clive Newcome meets a vessel which +makes signals that she is short of bread and water; and after supplying +her, our captain leaves her to see her no more. One or two of the vessels +with which we commenced the voyage together, part company in a gale, and +founder miserably; others, after being wofully battered in the tempest, +make port, or are cast upon surprising islands where all sorts of +unlooked-for prosperity awaits the lucky crew. Also, no doubt, the writer +of the book, into whose hands Clive Newcome's logs have been put, and who +is charged with the duty of making two octavo volumes out of his friend's +story, dresses up the narrative in his own way; utters his own remarks in +place of Newcome's; makes fanciful descriptions of individuals and +incidents with which he never could have been personally acquainted; and +commits blunders, which the critics will discover. A great number of the +descriptions in Cook's Voyages, for instance, were notoriously invented +by Dr. Hawkesworth, who "did" the book: so in the present volumes, where +dialogues are written down, which the reporter could by no possibility +have heard, and where motives are detected which the persons actuated by +them certainly never confided to the writer, the public must once for all +be warned that the author's individual fancy very likely supplies much of +the narrative; and that he forms it as best he may, out of stray papers, +conversations reported to him, and his knowledge, right or wrong, of the +characters of the persons engaged. And, as is the case with the most +orthodox histories, the writer's own guesses or conjectures are printed +in exactly the same type as the most ascertained patent facts. I fancy, +for my part, that the speeches attributed to Clive, the Colonel, and the +rest, are as authentic as the orations in Sallust or Livy, and only +implore the truth-loving public to believe that incidents here told, and +which passed very probably without witnesses, were either confided to me +subsequently as compiler of this biography, or are of such a nature that +they must have happened from what we know happened after. For example, +when you read such words as QVE ROMANVS on a battered Roman stone, your +profound antiquarian knowledge enables you to assert that SENATVS POPVLVS +was also inscribed there at some time or other. You take a mutilated +statue of Mars, Bacchus, Apollo, or Virorum, and you pop him on a wanting +hand, an absent foot, or a nose which time or barbarians have defaced. +You tell your tales as you can, and state the facts as you think they +must have been. In this manner, Mr. James (historiographer to Her +Majesty), Titus Livius, Professor Alison, Robinson Crusoe, and all +historians proceeded. Blunders there must be in the best of these +narratives, and more asserted than they can possibly know or vouch for. + +To recur to our own affairs, and the subject at present in hand, I am +obliged here to supply from conjecture a few points of the history, which +I could not know from actual experience or hearsay. Clive, let us say, is +Romanus, and we must add Senatus Populusque to his inscription. After +Mrs. Mackenzie and her pretty daughter had been for a few months in +London, which they did not think of quitting, although Mr. Binnie's +wounded little leg was now as well and as brisk as ever it had been, a +redintegration of love began to take place between the Colonel and his +relatives in Park Lane. How should we know that there had ever been a +quarrel, or at any rate a coolness? Thomas Newcome was not a man to talk +at length of any such matter; though a word or two occasionally dropped +in conversation by the simple gentleman might lead persons who chose to +interest themselves about his family affairs to form their own opinions +concerning them. After that visit of the Colonel and his son to Newcome, +Ethel was constantly away with her grandmother. The Colonel went to see +his pretty little favourite at Brighton, and once, twice, thrice, Lady +Kew's door was denied to him. The knocker of that door could not be more +fierce than the old lady's countenance, when Newcome met her in her +chariot driving on the cliff. Once, forming the loveliest of a charming +Amazonian squadron, led by Mr. Whiskin, the riding-master, when the +Colonel encountered his pretty Ethel, she greeted him affectionately, it +is true; there was still the sweet look of candour and love in her eyes; +but when he rode up to her she looked so constrained, when he talked +about Clive, so reserved, when he left her, so sad, that he could not but +feel pain and commiseration. Back he went to London, having in a week +only caught this single glance of his darling. + +This event occurred while Clive was painting his picture of the "Battle +of Assaye" before mentioned, during the struggles incident on which +composition he was not thinking much about Miss Ethel, or his papa, or +any other subject but his great work. Whilst Assaye was still in +progress, Thomas Newcome must have had an explanation with his +sister-in-law, Lady Anne, to whom he frankly owned the hopes which he had +entertained for Clive, and who must as frankly have told the Colonel that +Ethel's family had very different views for that young lady to those +which the simple Colonel had formed. A generous early attachment, the +Colonel thought, is the safeguard of a young man. To love a noble girl; +to wait a while and struggle, and haply do some little achievement in +order to win her; the best task to which his boy could set himself. If +two young people so loving each other were to marry on rather narrow +means, what then? A happy home was better than the finest house in +Mayfair; a generous young fellow, such as, please God, his son was-- +loyal, upright, and a gentleman--might pretend surely to his kinswoman's +hand without derogation; and the affection he bore Ethel himself was so +great, and the sweet regard with which she returned it, that the simple +father thought his kindly project was favoured by Heaven, and prayed for +its fulfilment, and pleased himself to think, when his campaigns were +over, and his sword hung on the wall, what a beloved daughter he might +have to soothe and cheer his old age. With such a wife for his son, and +child for himself, he thought the happiness of his last years might repay +him for friendless boyhood, lonely manhood, and cheerless exile; and he +imparted his simple scheme to Ethel's mother, who no doubt was touched as +he told his story; for she always professed regard and respect for him, +and in the differences which afterwards occurred in the family, and the +quarrels which divided the brothers, still remained faithful to the good +Colonel. + +But Barnes Newcome, Esquire, was the bead of the house, and the governor +of his father and all Sir Brian's affairs; and Barnes Newcome, Esquire, +hated his cousin Clive, and spoke of him as a beggarly painter, an +impudent snob, an infernal young puppy, and so forth; and Barnes with his +usual freedom of language imparted his opinions to his Uncle Hobson at +the bank, and Uncle Hobson carried them home to Mrs. Newcome in +Bryanstone Square; and Mrs. Newcome took an early opportunity of telling +the Colonel her opinion on the subject, and of bewailing that love for +aristocracy which she saw actuated some folks; and the Colonel was +brought to see that Barnes was his boy's enemy, and words very likely +passed between them, for Thomas Newcome took a new banker at this time, +and, as Clive informed me, was in very great dudgeon because Hobson +Brothers wrote to him to say that he had overdrawn his account. "I am +sure there is some screw loose," the sagacious youth remarked to me; "and +the Colonel and the people in Park Lane are at variance, because he goes +there very little now; and he promised to go to Court when Ethel was +presented, and he didn't go." + +Some months after the arrival of Mr. Binnie's niece and sister in Fitzroy +Square, the fraternal quarrel between the Newcomes must have come to an +end--for that time at least--and was followed by a rather ostentatious +reconciliation. And pretty little Rosey Mackenzie was the innocent and +unconscious cause of this amiable change in the minds of the three +brethren, as I gathered from a little conversation with Mrs. Newcome, who +did me the honour to invite me to her table. As she had not vouchsafed +this hospitality to me for a couple of years previously, and perfectly +stifled me with affability when we met,--as her invitation came quite at +the end of the season, when almost everybody was out of town, and a +dinner to a man is no compliment,--I was at first for declining this +invitation, and spoke of it with great scorn when Mr. Newcome orally +delivered it to me at Bays's Club. + +"What," said I, turning round to an old man of the world, who happened to +be in the room at the time, "what do these people mean by asking a fellow +to dinner in August, and taking me up after dropping me for two years?" + +"My good fellow," says my friend--it was my kind old Uncle Major +Pendennis, indeed--"I have lived long enough about town never to ask +myself questions of that sort. In the world people drop you and take you +up every day. You know Lady Cheddar by sight? I have known her husband +for forty years: I have stayed with them in the country, for weeks at a +time. She knows me as well as she knows King Charles at Charing Cross, +and a doosid deal better, and yet for a whole season she will drop me-- +pass me by, as if there was no such person in the world. Well, sir, what +do I do? I never see her. I give you my word I am never conscious of her +existence; and if I meet her at dinner, I'm no more aware of her than the +fellows in the play are of Banquo. What's the end of it? She comes round +--only last Toosday she came round--and said Lord Cheddar wanted me to go +down to Wiltshire. I asked after the family (you know Henry Churningham +is engaged to Miss Rennet?--a doosid good match for the Cheddars). We +shook hands and are as good friends as ever. I don't suppose she'll cry +when I die, you know," said the worthy old gentleman with a grin. "Nor +shall I go into very deep mourning if anything happens to her. You were +quite right to say to Newcome that you did not know whether you were free +or not, and would look at your engagements when you got home, and give +him an answer. A fellow of that rank has no right to give himself airs. +But they will, sir. Some of those bankers are as high and mighty as the +oldest families. They marry noblemen's daughters, by Jove, and think +nothing is too good for 'em. But I should go, if I were you, Arthur. I +dined there a couple of months ago; and the bankeress said something +about you: that you and her nephew were much together, that you were sad +wild dogs, I think--something of that sort. 'Gad, ma'am,' says I, 'boys +will be boys.' 'And they grow to be men!' says she, nodding her head. +Queer little woman, devilish pompous. Dinner confoundedly long, stoopid, +scientific." + +The old gentleman was on this day inclined to be talkative and +confidential, and I set down some more remarks which he made concerning +my friends. "Your Indian Colonel," says he, "seems a worthy man." The +Major quite forgot having been in India himself, unless he was in company +with some very great personage. "He don't seem to know much of the world, +and we are not very intimate. Fitzroy Square is a dev'lish long way off +for a fellow to go for a dinner, and entre nous, the dinner is rather +queer and the company still more so. It's right for you who are a +literary man to see all sorts of people; but I'm different, you know, so +Newcome and I are not very thick together. They say he wanted to marry +your friend to Lady Anne's daughter, an exceedingly fine girl; one of the +prettiest girls come out this season. I hear the young men say so. And +that shows how monstrous ignorant of the world Colonel Newcome is. His +son could no more get that girl than he could marry one of the royal +princesses. Mark my words, they intend Miss Newcome for Lord Kew. Those +banker fellows are wild after grand marriages. Kew will sow his wild +oats, and they'll marry her to him; or if not to him, to some man of high +rank. His father Walham was a weak young man; but his grandmother, old +Lady Kew, is a monstrous clever old woman, too severe with her children, +one of whom ran away and married a poor devil without a shilling. Nothing +could show a more deplorable ignorance of the world than poor Newcome +supposing his son could make such a match as that with his cousin. Is it +true that he is going to make his son an artist? I don't know what the +dooce the world is coming to. An artist! By gad, in my time a fellow +would as soon have thought of making his son a hairdresser, or a +pastrycook, by gad." And the worthy Major gives his nephew two fingers, +and trots off to the next club in St. James's Street, of which he is a +member. + +The virtuous hostess of Bryanstone Square was quite civil and +good-humoured when Mr. Pendennis appeared at her house; and my surprise +was not inconsiderable when I found the whole party from Saint Pancras +there assembled--Mr. Binnie; the Colonel and his son; Mrs. Mackenzie, +looking uncommonly handsome and perfectly well-dressed; and Miss Rosey, +in pink crape, with pearly shoulders and blushing cheeks, and beautiful +fair ringlets--as fresh and comely a sight as it was possible to witness. +Scarcely had we made our bows, and shaken our hands, and imparted our +observations about the fineness of the weather, when, behold! as we look +from the drawing-room windows into the cheerful square of Bryanstone, a +great family coach arrives, driven by a family coachman in a family wig, +and we recognise Lady Anne Newcome's carriage, and see her ladyship, her +mother, her daughter, and her husband, Sir Brian, descend from the +vehicle. "It is quite a family party," whispers the happy Mrs. Newcome to +the happy writer conversing with her in the niche of the window. "Knowing +your intimacy with our brother, Colonel Newcome, we thought it would +please him to meet you here. Will you be so kind as to take Miss Newcome +to dinner?" + +Everybody was bent upon being happy and gracious. It was "My dear +brother, how do you do?" from Sir Brian. "My dear Colonel, how glad we +are to see you! how well you look!" from Lady Anne. Miss Newcome ran up +to him with both hands out, and put her beautiful face so close to his +that I thought, upon my conscience, she was going to kiss him. And Lady +Kew, advancing in the frankest manner, with a smile, I must own, rather +awful, playing round her many wrinkles, round her ladyship's hooked nose, +and displaying her ladyship's teeth (a new and exceedingly handsome set), +held out her hand to Colonel Newcome, and said briskly, "Colonel, it is +an age since we met." She turns to Clive with equal graciousness and +good-humour, and says, "Mr. Clive, let me shake hands with you; I have +heard all sorts of good of you, that you have been painting the most +beautiful things, that you are going to be quite famous." Nothing can +exceed the grace and kindness of Lady Anne Newcome towards Mrs. +Mackenzie: the pretty widow blushes with pleasure at this greeting; and +now Lady Anne must be introduced to Mrs. Mackenzie's charming daughter, +and whispers in the delighted mother's ear, "She is lovely!" Rosey comes +up looking rosy indeed, and executes a pretty curtsey with a great deal +of blushing grace. + +Ethel has been so happy to see her dear uncle, that as yet she has had no +eyes for any one else, until Clive advancing, those bright eyes become +brighter still with surprise and pleasure as she beholds him. For being +absent with his family in Italy now, and not likely to see this biography +for many many months, I may say that he is a much handsomer fellow than +our designer has represented; and if that wayward artist should take this +very scene for the purpose of illustration, he is requested to bear in +mind that the hero of this story will wish to have justice done to his +person. There exists in Mr. Newcome's possession a charming little +pencil-drawing of Clive at this age, and which Colonel Newcome took with +him when he went--whither he is about to go in a very few pages--and +brought back with him to this country. A florid apparel becomes some men, +as simple raiment suits others, and Clive in his youth was of the +ornamental class of mankind--a customer to tailors, a wearer of handsome +rings, shirt-studs, mustachios, long hair, and the like; nor could he +help, in his costume or his nature, being picturesque and generous and +splendid. He was always greatly delighted with that Scotch man-at-arms in +Quentin Durward, who twists off an inch or two of his gold chain to treat +a friend and pay for a bottle. He would give a comrade a ring or a fine +jewelled pin, if he had no money. Silver dressing-cases and brocade +morning-gowns were in him a sort of propriety at this season of his +youth. It was a pleasure to persons of colder temperament to sun +themselves in the warmth of his bright looks and generous humour. His +laughter cheered one like wine. I do not know that he was very witty; but +he was pleasant. He was prone to blush: the history of a generous trait +moistened his eyes instantly. He was instinctively fond of children, and +of the other sex from one year old to eighty. Coming from the Derby once +--a merry party--and stopped on the road from Epsom in a lock of +carriages, during which the people in the carriage ahead saluted us with +many vituperative epithets, and seized the heads of our leaders,--Clive +in a twinkling jumped off the box, and the next minute we saw him engaged +with a half-dozen of the enemy: his hat gone, his fair hair flying off +his face, his blue eyes flashing with fire, his lips and nostrils +quivering wrath, his right and left hand hitting out, que c'etoit un +plaisir voir. His father sat back in the carriage, looking with delight +and wonder--indeed it was a great sight. Policeman X separated the +warriors. Clive ascended the box again with a dreadful wound in the coat, +which was gashed from the waist to the shoulder. I hardly ever saw the +elder Newcome in such a state of triumph. The postboys quite stared at +the gratuity he gave them, and wished they might drive his lordship to +the Oaks. + +All the time we have been making this sketch Ethel is standing, looking +at Clive; and the blushing youth casts down his eyes before hers. Her +face assumes a look of arch humour. She passes a slim hand over the +prettiest lips and a chin with the most lovely of dimples, thereby +indicating her admiration of Mr. Clive's mustachios and imperial. They +are of a warm yellowish chestnut colour, and have not yet known the +razor. He wears a low cravat; a shirt-front of the finest lawn, with ruby +buttons. His hair, of a lighter colour, waves almost to his "manly +shoulders broad." "Upon my word; my dear Colonel," says Lady Kew, after +looking at him, and nodding her head shrewdly, "I think we were right." + +"No doubt right in everything your ladyship does, but in what +particularly?" asks the Colonel. + +"Right to keep him out of the way. Ethel has been disposed of these ten +years. Did not Anne tell you? How foolish of her! But all mothers like to +have young men dying for their daughters. Your son is really the +handsomest boy in London. Who is that conceited-looking young man in the +window? Mr. Pen--what? has your son really been very wicked? I was told +he was a sad scapegrace." + +"I never knew him do, and I don't believe he ever thought, anything that +was untrue, or unkind, or ungenerous," says the Colonel. "If any one has +belied my boy to you, and I think I know who his enemy has been----" + +"The young lady is very pretty," remarks Lady Kew, stopping the Colonel's +further outbreak. "How very young her mother looks! Ethel, my dear! +Colonel Newcome must present us to Mrs. Mackenzie and Miss Mackenzie;" +and Ethel, giving a nod to Clive, with whom she has talked for a minute +or two, again puts her hand in her uncle's, and walks towards Mrs. +Mackenzie and her daughter. + +And now let the artist, if he has succeeded in drawing Clive to his +liking, cut a fresh pencil, and give us a likeness of Ethel. She is +seventeen years old; rather taller than the majority of women; of a +countenance somewhat grave and haughty, but on occasion brightening with +humour or beaming with kindliness and affection. Too quick to detect +affectation or insincerity in others, too impatient of dulness or +pomposity, she is more sarcastic now than she became when after years of +suffering had softened her nature. Truth looks out of her bright eyes, +and rises up armed, and flashes scorn or denial, perhaps too readily, +when she encounters flattery, or meanness, or imposture. After her first +appearance in the world, if the truth must be told, this young lady was +popular neither with many men, nor with most women. The innocent dancing +youth who pressed round her, attracted by her beauty, were rather afraid, +after a while, of engaging her. This one felt dimly that she despised +him; another, that his simpering commonplaces (delights of how many +well-bred maidens!) only occasioned Miss Newcome's laughter. Young Lord +Croesus, whom all maidens and matrons were eager to secure, was astounded +to find that he was utterly indifferent to her, and that she would refuse +him twice or thrice in an evening, and dance as many times with poor Tom +Spring, who was his father's ninth son, and only at home till he could +get a ship and go to sea again. The young women were frightened at her +sarcasm. She seemed to know what fadaises they whispered to their +partners as they paused in the waltzes; and Fanny, who was luring Lord +Croesus towards her with her blue eyes, dropped them guiltily to the +floor when Ethel's turned towards her; and Cecilia sang more out of time +than usual; and Clara, who was holding Freddy, and Charley, and Tommy +round her enchanted by her bright conversation and witty mischief, became +dumb and disturbed when Ethel passed her with her cold face; and old Lady +Hookham, who was playing off her little Minnie now at young Jack Gorget +of the Guards, now at the eager and simple Bob Bateson of the +Coldstreams, would slink off when Ethel made her appearance on the +ground, whose presence seemed to frighten away the fish and the angler. +No wonder that the other Mayfair nymphs were afraid of this severe Diana, +whose looks were so cold and whose arrows were so keen. + +But those who had no cause to heed Diana's shot or coldness might admire +her beauty; nor could the famous Parisian marble, which Clive said she +resembled, be more perfect in form than this young lady. Her hair and +eyebrows were jet black (these latter may have been too thick according +to some physiognomists, giving rather a stern expression to the eyes, and +hence causing those guilty ones to tremble who came under her lash), but +her complexion was as dazzlingly fair and her cheeks as red as Miss +Rosey's own, who had a right to those beauties, being a blonde by nature. +In Miss Ethel's black hair there was a slight natural ripple, as when a +fresh breeze blows over the melan hudor--a ripple such as Roman ladies +nineteen hundred years ago, and our own beauties a short time since, +endeavoured to imitate by art, paper, and I believe crumpling-irons. Her +eyes were grey; her mouth rather large; her teeth as regular and bright +as Lady Kew's own; her voice low and sweet; and her smile, when it +lighted up her face and eyes, as beautiful as spring sunshine; also they +could lighten and flash often, and sometimes, though rarely, rain. As for +her figure--but as this tall slender form is concealed in a simple white +muslin robe (of the sort which I believe is called demi-toilette), in +which her fair arms are enveloped, and which is confined at her slim +waist by an azure ribbon, and descends to her feet--let us make a +respectful bow to that fair image of Youth, Health, and Modesty, and +fancy it as pretty as we will. Miss Ethel made a very stately curtsey to +Mrs. Mackenzie, surveying that widow calmly, so that the elder lady +looked up and fluttered; but towards Rosey she held out her hand, and +smiled with the utmost kindness, and the smile was returned by the other; +and the blushes with which Miss Mackenzie was always ready at this time, +became her very much. As for Mrs. Mackenzie--the very largest curve that +shall not be a caricature, and actually disfigure the widow's +countenance--a smile so wide and steady, so exceedingly rident, indeed, +as almost to be ridiculous, may be drawn upon her buxom face, if the +artist chooses to attempt it as it appeared during the whole of this +summer evening, before dinner came (when people ordinarily look very +grave), when she was introduced to the company: when she was made known +to our friends Julia and Maria,--the darling child, lovely little dears! +how like their papa and mamma!--when Sir Brian Newcome gave her his arm +downstairs to the dining-room when anybody spoke to her: when John +offered her meat, or the gentleman in the white waistcoat, wine; when she +accepted or when she refused these refreshments; when Mr. Newcome told +her a dreadfully stupid story; when the Colonel called cheerily from his +end of the table, "My dear Mrs. Mackenzie, you don't take any wine +to-day; may I not have the honour of drinking a glass of champagne with +you?" when the new boy from the country upset some sauce upon her +shoulder: when Mrs. Newcome made the sign for departure; and I have no +doubt in the drawing-room, when the ladies retired thither. "Mrs. Mack is +perfectly awful," Clive told me afterwards, "since that dinner in +Bryanstone Square. Lady Kew and Lady Anne are never out of her mouth; she +has had white muslin dresses made just like Ethel's for herself and her +daughter. She has bought a Peerage, and knows the pedigree of the whole +Kew family. She won't go out in a cab now without the boy on the box; and +in the plate for the cards which she has established in the drawing-room, +you know, Lady Kew's pasteboard always will come up to the top, though I +poke it down whenever I go into the room. As for poor Lady Trotter, the +governess of St. Kitt's, you know, and the Bishop of Tobago, they are +quite bowled out: Mrs. Mack has not mentioned them for a week." + +During the dinner it seemed to me that the lovely young lady by whom I +sate cast many glances towards Mrs. Mackenzie, which did not betoken +particular pleasure. Miss Ethel asked me several questions regarding +Clive, and also respecting Miss Mackenzie: perhaps her questions were +rather downright and imperious, and she patronised me in a manner that +would not have given all gentlemen pleasure. I was Clive's friend, his +schoolfellow? had I seen him a great deal? know him very well--very well +indeed? Was it true that he had been very thoughtless? very wild? Who +told her so? That was not her question (with a blush). It was not true, +and I ought to know? He was not spoiled? He was very good-natured, +generous, told the truth? He loved his profession very much, and had +great talent? Indeed she was very glad. Why do they sneer at his +profession? It seemed to her quite as good as her father's and brother's. +Were artists not very dissipated? Not more so, nor often so much as other +young men? Was Mr. Binnie rich, and was he going to leave all his money +to his niece? How long have you known them? Is Miss Mackenzie as +good-natured as she looks? Not very clever, I suppose. Mrs. Mackenzie +looks very--No, thank you, no more. Grandmamma (she is very deaf, and +cannot hear) scolded me for reading the book you wrote, and took the book +away. I afterwards got it, and read it all. I don't think there was any +harm in it. Why do you give such bad characters of women? Don't you know +any good ones? Yes, two as good as any in the world. They are unselfish: +they are pious; they are always doing good; they live in the country? Why +don't you put them into a book? Why don't you put my uncle into a book? +He is so good, that nobody could make him good enough. Before I came out, +I heard a young lady--(Lady Clavering's daughter, Miss Amory) sing a song +of yours. I have never spoken to an author before. I saw Mr. Lyon at Lady +Popinjoy's, and heard him speak. He said it was very hot, and he looked +so, I am sure. Who is the greatest author now alive? You will tell me +when you come upstairs after dinner;--and the young lady sails away, +following the matrons, who rise and ascend to the drawing-room. Miss +Newcome has been watching the behaviour of the author by whom she sate; +curious to know what such a person's habits are; whether he speaks and +acts like other people; and in what respect authors are different from +persons "in society." + +When we had sufficiently enjoyed claret and politics below-stairs, the +gentlemen went to the drawing-room to partake of coffee and the ladies' +delightful conversation. We had heard previously the tinkling of the +piano above, and the well-known sound of a couple of Miss Rosey's five +songs. The two young ladies were engaged over an album at a side-table, +when the males of the party arrived. The book contained a number of +Clive's drawings made in the time of his very early youth for the +amusement of his little cousins. Miss Ethel seemed to be very much +pleased with these performances, which Miss Mackenzie likewise examined +with great good-nature and satisfaction. So she did the views of Rome, +Naples, Marble Hill in the county of Sussex, etc., in the same +collection: so she did the Berlin cockatoo and spaniel which Mrs. Newcome +was working in idle moments: so she did the "Books of Beauty," "Flowers +of Loveliness," and so forth. She thought the prints very sweet and +pretty: she thought the poetry very pretty and sweet. Which did she like +best, Mr. Niminy's "Lines to a bunch of violets," or Miss Piminy's +"Stanzas to a wreath of roses"? Miss Mackenzie was quite puzzled to say +which of these masterpieces she preferred; she found them alike so +pretty. She appealed, as in most cases, to mamma. "How, my darling love, +can I pretend to know?" mamma says. "I have been a soldier's wife, +battling about the world. I have not had your advantages. I had no +drawing-masters, nor music-masters as you have. You, dearest child, must +instruct me in these things." This poses Rosey: who prefers to have her +opinions dealt out to her like her frocks, bonnets, handkerchiefs, her +shoes and gloves, and the order thereof; the lumps of sugar for her tea, +the proper quantity of raspberry jam for breakfast; who trusts for all +supplies corporeal and spiritual to her mother. For her own part, Rosey +is pleased with everything in nature. Does she love music? Oh, yes. +Bellini and Donizetti? Oh, yes. Dancing? They had no dancing at +grandmamma's, but she adores dancing, and Mr. Clive dances very well +indeed. (A smile from Miss Ethel at this admission.) Does she like the +country? Oh, she is so happy in the country! London? London is +delightful, and so is the seaside. She does not really know which she +likes best, London or the country, for mamma is not near her to decide, +being engaged listening to Sir Brian, who is laying down the law to her, +and smiling, smiling with all her might. In fact, Mr. Newcome says to Mr. +Pendennis in his droll, humorous way, "That woman grins like a Cheshire +cat." Who was the naturalist who first discovered that peculiarity of the +cats in Cheshire? + +In regard to Miss Mackenzie's opinions, then, it is not easy to discover +that they are decided, or profound, or original; but it seems pretty +clear that she has a good temper, and a happy contented disposition. And +the smile which her pretty countenance wears shows off to great advantage +the two dimples on her pink cheeks. Her teeth are even and white, her +hair of a beautiful colour, and no snow can be whiter than her fair round +neck and polished shoulders. She talks very kindly and good-naturedly +with Julia and Maria (Mrs. Hobson's precious ones) until she is +bewildered by the statements which those young ladies make regarding +astronomy, botany, and chemistry, all of which they are studying. "My +dears, I don't know a single word about any of these abstruse subjects: I +wish I did," she says. And Ethel Newcome laughs. She too is ignorant upon +all these subjects. "I am glad there is some one else," says Rosey, with +naivete, "who is as ignorant as I am." And the younger children, with a +solemn air, say they will ask mamma leave to teach her. So everybody, +somehow, great or small, seems to protect her; and the humble, simple, +gentle little thing wins a certain degree of goodwill from the world, +which is touched by her humility and her pretty sweet looks. The servants +in Fitzroy Square waited upon her much more kindly than upon her smiling +bustling mother. Uncle James is especially fond of his little Rosey. Her +presence in his study never discomposes him; whereas his sister fatigues +him with the exceeding activity of her gratitude, and her energy in +pleasing. As I was going away, I thought I heard Sir Brian Newcome say, +"It" (but what "it" was, of course I cannot conjecture)--"it will do very +well. The mother seems a superior woman." + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + +Is passed in a Public-house + + +I had no more conversation with Miss Newcome that night, who had +forgotten her curiosity about the habits of authors. When she had ended +her talk with Miss Mackenzie, she devoted the rest of the evening to her +uncle, Colonel Newcome; and concluded by saying, "And now you will come +and ride with me to-morrow, uncle, won't you?" which the Colonel +faithfully promised to do. And she shook hands with Clive very kindly: +and with Rosey very frankly, but as I thought with rather a patronising +air: and she made a very stately bow to Mrs. Mackenzie, and so departed +with her father and mother. Lady Kew had gone away earlier. Mrs. +Mackenzie informed us afterwards that the Countess had gone to sleep +after her dinner. If it was at Mrs. Mack's story about the Governor's +ball at Tobago, and the quarrel for precedence between the Lord Bishop's +lady, Mrs. Rotchet, and the Chief Justice's wife, Lady Barwise, I should +not be at all surprised. + +A handsome fly carried off the ladies to Fitzroy Square, and the two +worthy Indian gentlemen in their company; Clive and I walking, with the +usual Havannah to light us home. And Clive remarked that he supposed +there had been some difference between his father and the bankers: for +they had not met for ever so many months before, and the Colonel always +had looked very gloomy when his brothers were mentioned. "And I can't +help thinking," says the astute youth, "that they fancied I was in love +with Ethel (I know the Colonel would have liked me to make up to her), +and that may have occasioned the row. Now, I suppose, they think I am +engaged to Rosey. What the deuce are they in such a hurry to marry me +for?" + +Clive's companion remarked, "that marriage was a laudable institution: +and an honest attachment an excellent conservator of youthful morals." On +which Clive replied, "Why don't you marry yourself?" + +This it was justly suggested was no argument, but a merely personal +allusion foreign to the question, which was, that marriage was laudable, +etc. + +Mr. Clive laughed. "Rosey is as good a little creature as can be," he +said. "She is never out of temper, though I fancy Mrs. Mackenzie tries +her. I don't think she is very wise: but she is uncommonly pretty, and +her beauty grows on you. As for Ethel, anything so high and mighty I have +never seen since I saw the French giantess. Going to Court, and about to +parties every night where a parcel of young fools flatter her, has +perfectly spoiled her. By Jove, how handsome she is! How she turns with +her long neck, and looks at you from under those black eyebrows! If I +painted her hair, I think I should paint it almost blue, and then glaze +over with lake. It is blue. And how finely her head is joined on to her +shoulders!"--And he waves in the air an imaginary line with his cigar. +"She would do for Judith, wouldn't she? Or how grand she would look as +Herodias's daughter sweeping down a stair--in a great dress of +cloth-of-gold like Paul Veronese--holding a charger before her with white +arms, you know--with the muscles accented like that glorious Diana at +Paris--a savage smile on her face and a ghastly solemn gory head on the +dish. I see the picture, sir, I see the picture!" and he fell to curling +his mustachios just like his brave old father. + +I could not help laughing at the resemblance, and mentioning it to my +friend. He broke, as was his wont, into a fond eulogium of his sire, +wished he could be like him--worked himself up into another state of +excitement, in which he averred "that if his father wanted him to marry, +he would marry that instant. And why not Rosey? She is a dear little +thing. Or why not that splendid Miss Sherrick? What ahead!--a regular +Titian! I was looking at the difference of their colour at Uncle +Honeyman's that day of the dejeuner. The shadows in Rosey's face, sir, +are all pearly-tinted. You ought to paint her in milk, sir!" cries the +enthusiast. "Have you ever remarked the grey round her eyes, and the sort +of purple bloom of her cheek? Rubens could have done the colour: but I +don't somehow like to think of a young lady and that sensuous old Peter +Paul in company. I look at her like a little wild-flower in a field--like +a little child at play, sir. Pretty little tender nursling! If I see her +passing in the street, I feel as if I would like some fellow to be rude +to her, that I might have the pleasure of knocking him down. She is like +a little songbird, sir,--a tremulous, fluttering little linnet that you +would take into your hand, pavidam quaerentem matrem, and smooth its +little plumes, and let it perch on your finger and sing. The Sherrick +creates quite a different sentiment--the Sherrick is splendid, stately, +sleepy----" + +"Stupid," hints Clive's companion. + +"Stupid! Why not? Some women ought to be stupid. What you call dulness I +call repose. Give me a calm woman, a slow woman,--a lazy, majestic woman. +Show me a gracious virgin bearing a lily: not a leering giggler frisking +a rattle. A lively woman would be the death of me. Look at Mrs. Mack, +perpetually nodding, winking, grinning, throwing out signals which you +are to be at the trouble to answer! I thought her delightful for three +days; I declare I was in love with her--that is, as much as I can be +after--but never mind that, I feel I shall never be really in love again. +Why shouldn't the Sherrick be stupid, I say? About great beauty there +should always reign a silence. As you look at the great stars, the great +ocean, any great scene of nature: you hush, sir. You laugh at a +pantomime, but you are still in a temple. When I saw the great Venus of +the Louvre, I thought--Wert thou alive, O goddess, thou shouldst never +open those lovely lips but to speak lowly, slowly: thou shouldst never +descend from that pedestal but to walk stately to some near couch, and +assume another attitude of beautiful calm. To be beautiful is enough. If +a woman can do that well: who shall demand more from her? You don't want +a rose to sing. And I think wit is out of place where there's great +beauty; as I wouldn't have a Queen to cut jokes on her throne. I say, +Pendennis,"--here broke off the enthusiastic youth,--"have you got +another cigar? Shall we go into Finch's, and have a game at billiards? +Just one--it's quite early yet. Or shall we go in the Haunt? It's +Wednesday night, you know, when all the boys go." We tap at a door in an +old, old street in Soho: an old maid with a kind, comical face opens the +door, and nods friendly, and says, "How do, sir? ain't seen you this ever +so long. How do, Mr. Noocom?" "Who's here?" "Most everybody's here." We +pass by a little snug bar, in which a trim elderly lady is seated by a +great fire, on which boils an enormous kettle; while two gentlemen are +attacking a cold saddle of mutton and West India pickles: hard by Mrs. +Nokes the landlady's elbow--with mutual bows--we recognise Hickson, the +sculptor, and Morgan, the intrepid Irish chieftain, chief of the +reporters of the Morning Press newspaper. We pass through a passage into +a back room, and are received with a roar of welcome from a crowd of men, +almost invisible in the smoke. + +"I am right glad to see thee, boy!" cries a cheery voice (that will never +troll a chorus more). "We spake anon of thy misfortune, gentle youth! and +that thy warriors of Assaye have charged the Academy in vain. Mayhap thou +frightenedst the courtly school with barbarous visages of grisly war.-- +Pendennis, thou dost wear a thirsty look! Resplendent swell! untwine thy +choker white, and I will either stand a glass of grog, or thou shalt pay +the like for me, my lad, and tell us of the fashionable world." Thus +spake the brave old Tom Sarjent,--also one of the Press, one of the old +boys: a good old scholar with a good old library of books, who had taken +his seat any time these forty years by the chimney-fire in this old +Haunt: where painters, sculptors, men of letters, actors, used to +congregate, passing pleasant hours in rough kindly communion, and many a +day seeing the sunrise lighting the rosy street ere they parted, and +Betsy put the useless lamp out and closed the hospitable gates of the +Haunt. + +The time is not very long since, though to-day is so changed. As we think +of it, the kind familiar faces rise up, and we hear the pleasant voices +and singing. There are they met, the honest hearty companions. In the +days when the Haunt was a haunt, stage-coaches were not yet quite over. +Casinos were not invented: clubs were rather rare luxuries: there were +sanded floors, triangular sawdust-boxes, pipes, and tavern parlours. +Young Smith and Brown, from the Temple, did not go from chambers to dine +at the Polyanthus, or the Megatherium, off potage a la Bisque, turbot au +gratin, cotelettes a la What-do-you-call-'em, and a pint of St. Emilion; +but ordered their beefsteak and pint of port from the "plump head-waiter +at the Cock;" did not disdain the pit of the theatre; and for a supper a +homely refection at the tavern. How delightful are the suppers in Charles +Lamb to read of even now!--the cards--the punch--the candles to be +snuffed--the social oysters--the modest cheer! Whoever snuffs a candle +now? What man has a domestic supper whose dinner-hour is eight o'clock? +Those little meetings, in the memory of many of us yet, are gone quite +away into the past. Five-and-twenty years ago is a hundred years off--so +much has our social life changed in those five lustres. James Boswell +himself, were he to revisit London, would scarce venture to enter a +tavern. He would find scarce a respectable companion to enter its doors +with him. It is an institution as extinct as a hackney-coach. Many a +grown man who peruses this historic page has never seen such a vehicle, +and only heard of rum-punch as a drink which his ancestors used to +tipple. + +Cheery old Tom Sarjent is surrounded at the Haunt by a dozen of kind boon +companions. They toil all day at their avocations of art, or letters, or +law, and here meet for a harmless night's recreation and converse. They +talk of literature, or politics, or pictures, or plays; socially banter +one another over their cheap cups: sing brave old songs sometimes when +they are especially jolly kindly ballads in praise of love and wine; +famous maritime ditties in honour of Old England. I fancy I hear Jack +Brent's noble voice rolling out the sad, generous refrain of "The +Deserter," "Then for that reason and for a season we will be merry before +we go," or Michael Percy's clear tenor carolling the Irish chorus of +"What's that to any one, whether or no!" or Mark Wilder shouting his +bottle-song of "Garryowen na gloria." These songs were regarded with +affection by the brave old frequenters of the Haunt. A gentleman's +property in a song was considered sacred. It was respectfully asked for: +it was heard with the more pleasure for being old. Honest Tom Sarjent! +how the times have changed since we saw thee! I believe the present chief +of the reporters of the newspaper (which responsible office Tom filled) +goes to Parliament in his brougham, and dines with the Ministers of the +Crown. + +Around Tom are seated grave Royal Academicians, rising gay Associates; +writers of other journals besides the Pall Mall Gazette; a barrister +maybe, whose name will be famous some day: a hewer of marble perhaps: a +surgeon whose patients have not come yet; and one or two men about town +who like this queer assembly better than haunts much more splendid. +Captain Shandon has been here, and his jokes are preserved in the +tradition of the place. Owlet, the philosopher, came once and tried, as +his wont is, to lecture; but his metaphysics were beaten down by a storm +of banter. Slatter, who gave himself such airs because he wrote in the +------ Review, tried to air himself at the Haunt, but was choked by the +smoke, and silenced by the unanimous pooh-poohing of the assembly. Dick +Walker, who rebelled secretly at Sarjent's authority, once thought to +give himself consequence by bringing a young lord from the Blue Posts, +but he was so unmercifully "chaffed" by Tom, that even the young lord +laughed at him. His lordship has been heard to say he had been taken to a +monsus queeah place, queeah set of folks, in a tap somewhere, though he +went away quite delighted with Tom's affability, but he never came again. +He could not find the place, probably. You might pass the Haunt in the +daytime, and not know it in the least. "I believe," said Charley Ormond +(A.R.A. he was then)--"I believe in the day there's no such place at all: +and when Betsy turns the gas off at the door-lamp as we go away, the +whole thing vanishes: the door, the house, the bar, the Haunt, Betsy, the +beer-boy, Mrs. Nokes and all." It has vanished: it is to be found no +more: neither by night nor by day--unless the ghosts of good fellows +still haunt it. + +As the genial talk and glass go round, and after Clive and his friend +have modestly answered the various queries put to them by good old Tom +Sarjent, the acknowledged Praeses of the assembly and Sachem of this +venerable wigwam, the door opens and another well-known figure is +recognised with shouts as it emerges through the smoke. "Bayham, all +hail!" says Tom. "Frederick, I am right glad to see thee!" + +Bayham says he is disturbed in spirit, and calls for a pint of beer to +console him. + +"Hast thou flown far, thou restless bird of night?" asks Father Tom, who +loves speaking in blank verses. + +"I have come from Cursitor Street," says Bayham, in a low groan. "I have +just been to see a poor devil in quod there. Is that you, Pendennis? You +know the man--Charles Honeyman." + +"What!" cries Clive, starting up. + +"O my prophetic soul, my uncle!" growls Bayham. "I did not see the young +one; but 'tis true." + +The reader is aware that more than the three years have elapsed, of which +time the preceding pages contain the harmless chronicle; and while Thomas +Newcome's leave has been running out and Clive's mustachios growing, the +fate of other persons connected with our story has also had its +development, and their fortune has experienced its natural progress, its +increase or decay. Our tale, such as it has hitherto been arranged, has +passed leisurely in scenes wherein the present tense is perforce adopted; +the writer acting as chorus to the drama, and occasionally explaining, by +hints or more open statements, what has occurred during the intervals of +the acts; and how it happens that the performers are in such or such a +posture. In the modern theatre, as the play-going critic knows, the +explanatory personage is usually of quite a third-rate order. He is the +two walking-gentlemen friends of Sir Harry Courtly, who welcome the young +baronet to London, and discourse about the niggardliness of Harry's old +uncle, the Nabob; and the depth of Courtly's passion for Lady Annabel the +premiere amoureuse. He is the confidant in white linen to the heroine in +white satin. He is "Tom, you rascal," the valet or tiger, more or less +impudent and acute--that well-known menial in top-boots and a livery +frock with red cuffs and collar, whom Sir Harry always retains in his +service, addresses with scurrilous familiarity, and pays so irregularly: +or he is Lucetta, Lady Annabel's waiting-maid, who carries the +billets-doux and peeps into them; knows all about the family affairs; +pops the lover under the sofa; and sings a comic song between the scenes. +Our business now is to enter into Charles Honeyman's privacy, to peer +into the secrets of that reverend gentleman, and to tell what has +happened to him during the past months, in which he has made fitful +though graceful appearances on our scene. + +While his nephew's whiskers have been budding, and his brother-in-law has +been spending his money and leave, Mr. Honeyman's hopes have been +withering, his sermons growing stale, his once blooming popularity +drooping and running to seed. Many causes have contributed to bring him +to his present melancholy strait. When you go to Lady Whittlesea's Chapel +now, it is by no means crowded. Gaps are in the pews: there is not the +least difficulty in getting a snug place near the pulpit, whence the +preacher can look over his pocket-handkerchief and see Lord Dozeley no +more: his lordship has long gone to sleep elsewhere and a host of the +fashionable faithful have migrated too. The incumbent can no more cast +his fine eyes upon the French bonnets of the female aristocracy and see +some of the loveliest faces in Mayfair regarding his with expressions of +admiration. Actual dowdy tradesmen of the neighbourhood are seated with +their families in the aisles: Ridley and his wife and son have one of the +very best seats. To be sure Ridley looks like a nobleman, with his large +waistcoat, bald head, and gilt book: J. J. has a fine head; but Mrs. +Ridley! cook and housekeeper is written on her round face. The music is +by no means of its former good quality. That rebellious and +ill-conditioned basso Bellew has seceded, and seduced the four best +singing boys, who now perform glees at the Cave of Harmony. Honeyman has +a right to speak of persecution, and to compare himself to a hermit in so +far that he preaches in a desert. Once, like another hermit, St. Hierome, +he used to be visited by lions. None such come to him now. Such lions as +frequent the clergy are gone off to lick the feet of other ecclesiastics. +They are weary of poor Honeyman's old sermons. + +Rivals have sprung up in the course of these three years--have sprung up +round about Honeyman and carried his flock into their folds. We know how +such simple animals will leap one after another, and that it is the +sheepish way. Perhaps a new pastor has come to the church of St. Jacob's +hard by--bold, resolute, bright, clear, a scholar and no pedant: his +manly voice is thrilling in their ears, he speaks of life and conduct, of +practice as well as faith; and crowds of the most polite and most +intelligent, and best informed, and best dressed, and most selfish people +in the world come and hear him twice at least. There are so many +well-informed and well-dressed etc. etc. people in the world that the +succession of them keeps St. Jacob's full for a year or more. Then, it +may be, a bawling quack, who has neither knowledge, nor scholarship, nor +charity, but who frightens the public with denunciations and rouses them +with the energy of his wrath, succeeds in bringing them together for a +while till they tire of his din and curses. Meanwhile the good quiet old +churches round about ring their accustomed bell: open their Sabbath +gates: receive their tranquil congregations and sober priest, who has +been busy all the week, at schools and sick-beds, with watchful teaching, +gentle counsel, and silent alms. + +Though we saw Honeyman but seldom, for his company was not altogether +amusing, and his affectation, when one became acquainted with it, very +tiresome to witness, Fred Bayham, from his garret at Mrs. Ridley's, kept +constant watch over the curate, and told us of his proceedings from time +to time. When we heard the melancholy news first announced, of course the +intelligence damped the gaiety of Clive and his companion; and F. B., +conducted all the affairs of life with great gravity, telling Tom Sarjent +that he had news of importance for our private ear, Tom with still more +gravity than F. B.'s, said, "Go, my children, you had best discuss this +topic in a separate room, apart from the din and fun of a convivial +assembly;" and ringing the bell he bade Betsy bring him another glass of +rum-and-water, and one for Mr. Desborough, to be charged to him. + +We adjourned to another parlour then, where gas was lighted up: and F. B. +over a pint of beer narrated poor Honeyman's mishap. "Saving your +presence, Clive," said Bayham, "and with every regard for the youthful +bloom of your young heart's affections, your uncle Charles Honeyman, sir, +is a bad lot. I have known him these twenty years, when I was at his +father's as a private tutor. Old Miss Honeyman is one of those cards +which we call trumps--so was old Honeyman a trump; but Charles and his +sister----" + +I stamped on F. B.'s foot under the table. He seemed to have forgotten +that he was about to speak of Clive's mother. + +"Hem! of your poor mother, I--hem--I may say vidi tantum. I scarcely knew +her. She married very young: as I was when she left Borhambury. But +Charles exhibited his character at a very early age--and it was not a +charming one--no, by no means a model of virtue. He always had a genius +for running into debt. He borrowed from every one of the pupils--I don't +know how he spent it except in hardbake and alycompaine--and even from +old Nosey's groom,--pardon me, we used to call your grandfather by that +playful epithet (boys will be boys, you know),--even from the doctor's +groom he took money, and I recollect thrashing Charles Honeyman for that +disgraceful action. + +"At college, without any particular show, he was always in debt and +difficulties. Take warning by him, dear youth! By him and by me, if you +like. See me--me, F. Bayham, descended from the ancient kings that long +the Tuscan sceptre swayed, dodge down a street to get out of sight of a +boot-shop, and my colossal frame tremble if a chap puts his hand on my +shoulder, as you did, Pendennis, the other day in the Strand, when I +thought a straw might have knocked me down! I have had my errors, Clive. +I know 'em. I'll take another pint of beer, if you please. Betsy, has +Mrs. Nokes any cold meat in the bar? and an accustomed pickle? Ha! Give +her my compliments, and say F. B. is hungry. I resume my tale. Faults F. +B. has, and knows it. Humbug he may have been sometimes; but I'm not such +a complete humbug as Honeyman." + +Clive did not know how to look at this character of his relative, but +Clive's companion burst into a fit of laughter, at which F. B. nodded +gravely, and resumed his narrative. "I don't know how much money he has +had from your governor, but this I can say, the half of it would make F. +B. a happy man. I don't know out of how much the reverend party has +nobbled his poor old sister at Brighton. He has mortgaged his chapel to +Sherrick, I suppose you know, who is master of it, and could turn him out +any day. I don't think Sherrick is a bad fellow. I think he's a good +fellow; I have known him do many a good turn to a chap in misfortune. He +wants to get into society: what more natural? That was why you were asked +to meet him the other day, and why he asked you to dinner. I hope you had +a good one. I wish he'd ask me. + +"Then Moss has got his bills, and Moss's brother-in-law in Cursitor +Street has taken possession of his revered person. He's very welcome. One +Jew has the chapel, another Hebrew has the clergyman. It's singular, +ain't it? Sherrick might turn Lady Whittlesea into a synagogue and have +the Chief Rabbi into the pulpit, where my uncle the Bishop has given out +the text. + +"The shares of that concern ain't at a premium. I have had immense fun +with Sherrick about it. I like the Hebrew, sir. He maddens with rage when +F. B. goes and asks him whether any more pews are let overhead. Honeyman +begged and borrowed in order to buy out the last man. I remember when the +speculation was famous, when all the boxes (I mean the pews) were taken +for the season, and you couldn't get a place, come ever so early. Then +Honeyman was spoilt, and gave his sermons over and over again. People got +sick of seeing the old humbug cry, the old crocodile! Then we tried the +musical dodge. F. B. came forward, sir, there. That was a coup: I did it, +sir. Bellew wouldn't have sung for any man but me--and for two-and-twenty +months I kept him as sober as Father Mathew. Then Honeyman didn't pay +him: there was a row in the sacred building, and Bellew retired. Then +Sherrick must meddle in it. And having heard a chap out Hampstead way who +Sherrick thought would do, Honeyman was forced to engage him, regardless +of expense. You recollect the fellow, sir? The Reverend Simeon Rawkins, +the lowest of the Low Church, sir--a red-haired dumpy man, who gasped at +his h's and spoke with a Lancashire twang--he'd no more do for Mayfair +than Grimaldi for Macbeth. He and Honeyman used to fight like cat and dog +in the vestry: and he drove away a third part of the congregation. He was +an honest man and an able man too, though not a sound Churchman" (F. B. +said this with a very edifying gravity): "I told Sherrick this the very +day I heard him. And if he had spoken to me on the subject I might have +saved him a pretty penny--a precious deal more than the paltry sum which +he and I had a quarrel about at that time--a matter of business, sir--a +pecuniary difference about a small three months' thing which caused a +temporary estrangement between us. As for Honeyman, he used to cry about +it. Your uncle is great in the lachrymatory line, Clive Newcome. He used +to go with tears in his eyes to Sherrick, and implore him not to have +Rawkins, but he would. And I must say for poor Charles that the failure +of Lady Whittlesea's has not been altogether Charles's fault; and that +Sherrick has kicked down that property. + +"Well, then, sir, poor Charles thought to make it all right by marrying +Mrs. Brumby;--and she was very fond of him and the thing was all but +done, in spite of her sons, who were in a rage as you may fancy. But +Charley, sir, has such a propensity for humbug that he will tell lies +when there is no earthly good in lying. He represented his chapel at +twelve hundred a year, his private means as so-and-so; and when he came +to book up with Briggs the lawyer, Mrs. Brumby's brother, it was found +that he lied and prevaricated so, that the widow in actual disgust would +have nothing more to do with him. She was a good woman of business, and +managed the hat-shop for nine years, whilst poor Brumby was at Dr. +Tokelys. A first-rate shop it was, too. I introduced Charles to it. My +uncle the Bishop had his shovels there: and they used for a considerable +period to cover this humble roof with tiles," said F. B., tapping his +capacious forehead; "I am sure he might have had Brumby," he added, in +his melancholy tones, "but for those unlucky lies. She didn't want money. +She had plenty. She longed to get into society, and was bent on marrying +a gentleman. + +"But what I can't pardon in Honeyman is the way in which he has done poor +old Ridley and his wife. I took him there, you know, thinking they would +send their bills in once a month: that he was doing a good business: in +fact, that I had put 'em into a good thing. And the fellow has told me a +score of times that he and the Ridleys were all right. But he has not +only not paid his lodgings, but he has had money of them: he has given +dinners: he has made Ridley pay for wine. He has kept paying lodgers out +of the house, and he tells me all this with a burst of tears, when he +sent for me to Lazarus's to-night, and I went to him, sir, because he was +in distress--went into the lion's den, sir!" says F. B., looking round +nobly. "I don't know how much he owes them: because of course you know +the sum he mentions ain't the right one. He never does tell the truth-- +does Charles. But think of the pluck of those good Ridleys never saying a +single word to F. B. about the debt! 'We are poor, but we have saved some +money and can lie out of it. And we think Mr. Honeyman will pay us,' says +Mrs. Ridley to me this very evening. And she thrilled my heart-strings, +sir; and I took her in my arms, and kissed the old woman," says Bayham; +"and I rather astonished little Miss Cann, and young J. J., who came in +with a picture under his arm. But she said she had kissed Master +Frederick long before J. J. was born--and so she had: that good and +faithful servant--and my emotion in embracing her was manly, sir, manly." + +Here old Betsy came in to say that the supper was a-waitin' for Mr. +Bayham and it was a-getting' very late; and we left F. B. to his meal; +and bidding adieu to Mrs. Nokes, Clive and I went each to our habitation. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + +In which Colonel Newcome's Horses are sold + + +At an hour early the next morning I was not surprised to see Colonel +Newcome at my chambers, to whom Clive had communicated Bayham's important +news of the night before. The Colonel's object, as any one who knew him +need scarcely be told, was to rescue his brother-in-law; and being +ignorant of lawyers, sheriffs'-officers, and their proceedings, he +bethought him that he would apply to Lamb Court for information, and in +so far showed some prudence, for at least I knew more of the world and +its ways than my simple client, and was enabled to make better terms for +the unfortunate prisoner, or rather for Colonel Newcome, who was the real +sufferer, than Honeyman's creditors might otherwise have been disposed to +give. + +I thought it would be more prudent that our good Samaritan should not see +the victim of rogues whom he was about to succour; and left him to +entertain himself with Mr. Warrington in Lamb Court, while I sped to the +lock-up house, where the Mayfair pet was confined. A sickly smile played +over his countenance as he beheld me when I was ushered to his private +room. The reverent gentleman was not shaved; he had partaken of +breakfast. I saw a glass which had once contained brandy on the dirty +tray whereon his meal was placed: a greasy novel from a Chancery Lane +library lay on the table: but he was at present occupied in writing one +or more of those great long letters, those laborious, ornate, eloquent +statements, those documents so profusely underlined, in which the +machinations of villains are laid bare with italic fervour; the coldness, +to use no harsher phrase, of friends on whom reliance might have been +placed; the outrageous conduct of Solomons; the astonishing failure of +Smith to pay a sum of money on which he had counted as on the Bank of +England; finally, the infallible certainty of repaying (with what +heartfelt thanks need not be said) the loan of so many pounds next +Saturday week at farthest. All this, which some readers in the course of +their experience have read no doubt in many handwritings, was duly set +forth by poor Honeyman. There was a wafer in a wine-glass on the table, +and the bearer no doubt below to carry the missive. They always sent +these letters by a messenger, who is introduced in the postscript; he is +always sitting in the hall when you get the letter, and is "a young man +waiting for an answer, please." + +No one can suppose that Honeyman laid a complete statement of his affairs +before the negotiator who was charged to look into them. No debtor does +confess all his debts, but breaks them gradually to his man of business, +factor or benefactor, leading him on from surprise to surprise; and when +he is in possession of the tailor's little account, introducing him to +the bootmaker. Honeyman's schedule I felt perfectly certain was not +correct. The detainees against him were trifling. "Moss of Wardour +Street, one hundred and twenty--I believe I have paid him thousands in +this very transaction," ejaculates Honeyman. "A heartless West End +tradesman hearing of my misfortune--all these people a linked together, +my dear Pendennis, and rush like vultures upon their prey!--Waddilove, +the tailor, has another writ out for ninety-eight pounds; a man whom I +have made by my recommendations! Tobbins, the bootmaker, his neighbour in +Jermyn Street, forty-one pounds more, and that is all--I give you my +word, all. In a few months, when my pew-rents will be coming in, I should +have settled with those cormorants; otherwise, my total and irretrievable +ruin, and the disgrace and humiliation of a prison attends me. I know it; +I can bear it; I have been wretchedly weak, Pendennis: I can say mea +culpa, mea maxima culpa, and I can--bear--my--penalty." In his finest +moments he was never more pathetic. He turned his head away, and +concealed it in a handkerchief not so white as those which veiled his +emotions at Lady Whittlesea's. + +How by degrees this slippery penitent was induced to make other +confessions; how we got an idea of Mrs. Ridley's account from him, of his +dealings with Mr. Sherrick, need not be mentioned here. The conclusion to +which Colonel Newcome's ambassador came was, that to help such a man +would be quite useless; and that the Fleet Prison would be a most +wholesome retreat for this most reckless divine. Ere the day was out, +Messrs. Waddilove and Tobbins had conferred with their neighbour in St. +James's, Mr. Brace; and there came a detainer from that haberdasher for +gloves, cravats, and pocket-handkerchiefs, that might have done credit to +the most dandified young Guardsman. Mr. Warrington was on Mr. Pendennis's +side, and urged that the law should take its course. "Why help a man," +said he, "who will not help himself? Let the law sponge out the fellow's +debts; set him going again with twenty pounds when he quits the prison, +and get him a chaplaincy in the Isle of Man." + +I saw by the Colonel's grave kind face that these hard opinions did not +suit him. "At all events, sir, promise us," we said, "that you will pay +nothing yourself--that you won't see Honeyman's creditors, and let +people, who know the world better, deal with him." "Know the world, young +man!" cries Newcome; "I should think if I don't know the world at my age, +I never shall." And if he had lived to be as old as Jahaleel, a boy could +still have cheated him. + +"I do not scruple to tell you," he said, after a pause during which a +plenty of smoke was delivered from the council of three, "that I have--a +fund--which I had set aside for mere purposes of pleasure, I give you my +word, and a part of which I shall think it my duty to devote to poor +Honeyman's distresses. The fund is not large. The money was intended, in +fact:--however, there it is. If Pendennis will go round to these +tradesmen, and make some composition with them, as their prices have been +no doubt enormously exaggerated, I see no harm. Besides the tradesfolk, +there is good Mrs. Ridley and Mr. Sherrick--we must see them; and, if we +can, set this luckless Charles again on his legs. We have read of other +prodigals who were kindly treated; and we may have debts of our own to +forgive, boys." + +Into Mr. Sherrick's account we had no need to enter. That gentleman had +acted with perfect fairness by Honeyman. He laughingly said to us, "You +don't imagine I would lend that chap a shilling without security? +I will give him fifty or a hundred. Here's one of his notes, with +What-do-you-call-'ems--that rum fellow Bayham's name as drawer. A nice +pair, ain't they? Pooh! I shall never touch 'em. I lent some money on the +shop overhead," says Sherrick, pointing to the ceiling (we were in his +counting-house in the cellar of Lady Whittlesea's Chapel), "because I +thought it was a good speculation. And so it was at first. The people +liked Honeyman. All the nobs came to hear him. Now the speculation ain't +so good. He's used up. A chap can't be expected to last for ever. When I +first engaged Mademoiselle Bravura at my theatre, you couldn't get a +place for three weeks together. The next year she didn't draw twenty +pounds a week. So it was with Pottle and the regular drama humbug. At +first it was all very well. Good business, good houses, our immortal +bard, and that sort of game. They engaged the tigers and the French +riding people over the way; and there was Pottle bellowing away in my +place to the orchestra and the orders. It's all a speculation. I've +speculated in about pretty much everything that's going: in theatres, in +joint-stock jobs, in building-ground, in bills, in gas and insurance +companies, and in this chapel. Poor old Honeyman! I won't hurt him. About +that other chap I put in to do the first business--that red-haired chap, +Rawkins--I think I was wrong. I think he injured the property. But I +don't know everything, you know. I wasn't bred to know about parsons-- +quite the reverse. I thought, when I heard Rawkins at Hampstead, he was +just the thing. I used to go about, sir, just as I did to the provinces, +when I had the theatre--Camberwell, Islington, Kennington, Clapton, all +about, and hear the young chaps. Have a glass of sherry; and here's +better luck to Honeyman. As for that Colonel, he's a trump, sir! I never +see such a man. I have to deal with such a precious lot of rogues, in the +City and out of it, among the swells and all, you know, that to see such +a fellow refreshes me; and I'd do anything for him. You've made a good +thing of that Pall Mall Gazette! I tried papers too; but mine didn't do. +I don't know why. I tried a Tory one, moderate Liberal, and out-and-out +uncompromising Radical. I say, what d'ye think of a religious paper, the +Catechism, or some such name? Would Honeyman do as editor? I'm afraid +it's all up with the poor cove at the chapel." And I parted with Mr. +Sherrick, not a little edified by his talk, and greatly relieved as to +Honeyman's fate. The tradesmen of Honeyman's body were appeased; and as +for Mr. Moss, when he found that the curate had no effects, and must go +before the Insolvent Court, unless Moss chose to take the composition +which we were empowered to offer him, he too was brought to hear reason, +and parted with the stamped paper on which was poor Honeyman's signature. +Our negotiation had like to have come to an end by Clive's untimely +indignation, who offered at one stage of the proceedings to pitch young +Moss out of window; but nothing came of this most ungentlemanlike +behaviour on Noocob's part, further than remonstrance and delay in the +proceedings; and Honeyman preached a lovely sermon at Lady Whittlesea's +the very next Sunday. He had made himself much liked in the +sponging-house, and Mr. Lazarus said, "if he hadn't a got out time +enough, I'd a let him out for Sunday, and sent one of my men with him +to show him the way ome, you know; for when a gentleman behaves as a +gentleman to me, I behave as a gentleman to him." + +Mrs. Ridley's account, and it was a long one, was paid without a single +question, or the deduction of a farthing; but the Colonel rather sickened +of Honeyman's expressions of rapturous gratitude, and received his +professions of mingled contrition and delight very coolly. "My boy," says +the father to Clive, "you see to what straits debt brings a man, to +tamper with truth to have to cheat the poor. Think of flying before a +washerwoman, or humbling yourself to a tailor, or eating a poor man's +children's bread!" Clive blushed, I thought, and looked rather confused. + +"Oh, father," says he, "I--I'm afraid I owe some money too--not much; but +about forty pound, five-and-twenty for cigars, and fifteen I borrowed of +Pendennis, and--and I've been devilish annoyed about it all this time." + +"You stupid boy," says the father "I knew about the cigars bill, and paid +it last week. Anything I have is yours, you know. As long as there is a +guinea, there is half for you. See that every shilling we owe is paid +before--before a week is over. And go down and ask Binnie if I can see +him in his study. I want to have some conversation with him." When Clive +was gone away, he said to me in a very sweet voice, "In God's name, keep +my boy out of debt when I am gone, Arthur. I shall return to India very +soon." + +"Very soon, sir! You have another year's leave," said I. + +"Yes, but no allowances, you know; and this affair of Honeyman's has +pretty nearly emptied the little purse I had set aside for European +expenses. They have been very much heavier than I expected. As it is, I +overdrew my account at my brother's, and have been obliged to draw money +from my agents in Calcutta. A year sooner or later (unless two of our +senior officers had died, when I should have got my promotion and +full colonel's pay with it, and proposed to remain in this country)--a +year sooner or later, what does it matter? Clive will go away and work at +his art, and see the great schools of painting while I am absent. I +thought at one time how pleasant it would be to accompany him. But +l'homme propose, Pendennis. I fancy now a lad is not the better for being +always tied to his parent's apron-string. You young fellows are too +clever for me. I haven't learned your ideas or read your books. I feel +myself very often an old damper in your company. I will go back, sir, +where I have some friends, where I am somebody still. I know an honest +face or two, white and brown, that will lighten up in the old regiment +when they see Tom Newcome again. God bless you, Arthur. You young fellows +in this country have such cold ways that we old ones hardly know how to +like you at first. James Binnie and I, when we first came home, used to +talk you over, and think you laughed at us. But you didn't, I know. God +Almighty bless you, and send you a good wife, and make a good man of you. +I have bought a watch, which I would like you to wear in remembrance of +me and my boy, to whom you were so kind when you were boys together in +the old Grey Friars." I took his hand, and uttered some incoherent words +of affection and respect. Did not Thomas Newcome merit both from all who +knew him? + +His resolution being taken, our good Colonel began to make silent but +effectual preparations for his coming departure. He was pleased during +these last days of his stay to give me even more of his confidence than I +had previously enjoyed, and was kind enough to say that he regarded me +almost as a son of his own, and hoped I would act as elder brother and +guardian to Clive. Ah! who is to guard the guardian? The younger brother +had many nobler qualities than belonged to the elder. The world had not +hardened Clive, nor even succeeded in spoiling him. I perceive I am +diverging from his history into that of another person, and will return +to the subject proper of the book. + +Colonel Newcome expressed himself as being particularly touched and +pleased with his friend Binnie's conduct, now that the Colonel's +departure was determined. "James is one of the most generous of men, +Pendennis, and I am proud to be put under an obligation to him, and to +tell it too. I hired this house, as you are aware, of our speculative +friend Mr. Sherrick, and am answerable for the payment of the rent till +the expiry of the lease. James has taken the matter off my hands +entirely. The place is greatly too large for him, but he says that he +likes it, and intends to stay, and that his sister and niece shall be his +housekeepers. Clive" (here, perhaps, the speaker's voice drops a little) +--"Clive will be the son of the house still, honest James says, and God +bless him. James is richer than I thought by near a lakh of rupees--and +here is a hint for you, Master Arthur. Mr. Binnie has declared to me in +confidence that if his niece, Miss Rosey, shall marry a person of whom he +approves, he will leave her a considerable part of his fortune." + +The Colonel's confidant here said that his own arrangements were made in +another quarter, to which statement the Colonel replied knowingly, "I +thought so. A little bird has whispered to me the name of a certain Miss +A. I knew her grandfather, an accommodating old gentleman, and I borrowed +some money from him when I was a subaltern at Calcutta. I tell you in +strict confidence, my dear young friend, that I hope and trust a certain +young gentleman of your acquaintance may be induced to think how good and +pretty and sweet-tempered a girl Miss Mackenzie is, and that she may be +brought to like him. If you young men would marry in good time good and +virtuous women--as I am sure--ahem!--Miss Amory is--half the temptations +of your youth would be avoided. You would neither be dissolute, has many +of you seem to me, or cold and selfish, which are worse vices still. And +my prayer is, that my Clive may cast anchor early out of the reach of +temptation, and mate with some such kind girl as Binnie's niece. When I +first came home I formed other plans for him which could not be brought +to a successful issue; and knowing his ardent disposition, and having +kept an eye on the young rogue's conduct, I tremble lest some mischance +with a woman should befall him, and long to have him out of danger." + +So the kind scheme of the two elders was, that their young ones should +marry and be happy ever after, like the Prince and Princess of the Fairy +Tale: and dear Mrs. Mackenzie (have I said that at the commencement of +her visit to her brother she made almost open love to the Colonel?), dear +Mrs. Mack was content to forgo her own chances so that her darling Rosey +might be happy. We used to laugh and say, that as soon as Clive's father +was gone, Josey would be sent for to join Rosey. But little Josey being +under her grandmother's sole influence took most gratifying and serious +turn; wrote letters, in which she questioned the morality of operas, +Towers of London, and waxworks; and, before a year was out, married Elder +Bogie, of Mr. M'Craw's church. + +Presently was to be read in the Morning Post an advertisement of the sale +of three horses (the description and pedigree following), "the property +of an officer returning to India. Apply to the groom, at the stables, 150 +Fitzroy Square." + +The Court of Directors invited Lieutenant-Colonel Newcome to an +entertainment given to Major-General Sir Ralph Spurrier, K.C.B., +appointed Commander-in-Chief at Madras. Clive was asked to this dinner +too, "and the governor's health was drunk, sir," Clive said, "after +dinner, and the dear old fellow made such a good speech, in returning +thanks!" + +He, Clive, and I made a pilgrimage to Grey Friars, and had the Green to +ourselves, it being the Bartlemytide vacation, and the boys all away. One +of the good old Poor Brothers whom we both recollected accompanied us +round the place; and we sate for a while in Captain Scarsdale's little +room (he had been a Peninsular officer, who had sold out, and was fain in +his old age to retire into this calm retreat). And we talked, as old +schoolmates and lovers talk, about subjects interesting to schoolmates +and lovers only. + +One by one the Colonel took leave of his friends, young and old; ran down +to Newcome, and gave Mrs. Mason a parting benediction; slept a night at +Tom Smith's, and passed a day with Jack Brown; went to all the boys' and +girls' schools where his little proteges were, so as to be able to take +the very last and most authentic account of the young folks to their +parents in India; spent a week at Marble Hill, and shot partridges there, +but for which entertainment, Clive said, the place would have been +intolerable; and thence proceeded to Brighton to pass a little time with +good Miss Honeyman. As for Sir Brian's family, when Parliament broke up, +of course, they did not stay in town. Barnes, of course, had part of a +moor in Scotland, whither his uncle and cousin did not follow him. The +rest went abroad. Sir Brian wanted the waters of Aix-la-Chapelle. The +brothers parted very good friends; Lady Anne, and all the young people, +heartily wished him farewell. I believe Sir Brian even accompanied the +Colonel downstairs from the drawing-room, in Park Lane, and actually came +out and saw his brother into his cab (just as he would accompany old Lady +Bagges when she came to look at her account at the bank, from the parlour +to her carriage). But as for Ethel, she was not going to be put off with +this sort of parting and the next morning a cab dashed up to Fitzroy +Square, and a veiled lady came out thence, and was closeted with Colonel +Newcome for five minutes, and when he led her back to the carriage there +were tears in his eyes. + +Mrs. Mackenzie joked about the transaction (having watched it from the +dining-room windows), and asked the Colonel who his sweetheart was? +Newcome replied very sternly, that he hoped no one would ever speak +lightly of that young lady, whom he loved as his own daughter; and I +thought Rosey looked vexed at the praises thus bestowed. This was the day +before we all went down to Brighton. Miss Honeyman's lodgings were taken +for Mr. Binnie and his ladies. Clive and her dearest Colonel had +apartments next door. Charles Honeyman came dawn and preached one of his +very best sermons. Fred Bayham was there, and looked particularly grand +and noble on the pier and the cliff. I am inclined to think he had had +some explanation with Thomas Newcome, which had placed F. B. in a state +of at least temporary prosperity. Whom did he not benefit whom he knew, +and what eye that saw him did not bless him? F. B. was greatly affected +at Charles's sermon, of which our party of course could see the +allusions. Tears actually rolled down his brown cheeks; for Fred was a +man very easily moved, and, as it were, a softened sinner. Little Rosey +and her mother sobbed audibly, greatly to the surprise of stout old Miss +Honeyman, who had no idea of such watery exhibitions, and to the +discomfiture of poor Newcome, who was annoyed to have his praises even +hinted in that sacred edifice. Good Mr. James Binnie came for once to +church; and, however variously their feelings might be exhibited or, +repressed, I think there was not one of the little circle there assembled +who did not bring to the place a humble prayer and a gentle heart. It was +the last Sabbath-bell our dear friend was to hear for many a day on his +native shore. The great sea washed the beach as we came out, blue with +the reflection of the skies, and its innumerable waves crested with +sunshine. I see the good man and his boy yet clinging to him, as they +pace together by the shore. + +The Colonel was very much pleased by a visit from Mr. Ridley and the +communication which he made (my Lord Todmorden has a mansion and park in +Sussex, whence Mr. Ridley came to pay his duty to Colonel Newcome). He +said he "never could forget the kindness with which the Colonel have a +treated him. His lordship have taken a young man, which Mr. Ridley had +brought him up under his own eye, and can answer for him, Mr. R. says, +with impunity; and which he is to be his lordship's own man for the +future. And his lordship have appointed me his steward, and having, as he +always hev been, been most liberal in point of sellary. And me and Mrs. +Ridley was thinking, sir, most respectfully, with regard to our son, Mr. +John James Ridley--as good and honest a young man, which I am proud to +say it, that if Mr. Clive goes abroad we should be most proud and happy +if John James went with him. And the money which you have paid us so +handsome, Colonel, he shall have it; which it was the excellent ideer of +Miss Cann; and my lord have ordered a pictur of John James in the most +libral manner, and have asked my son to dinner, sir, at his lordship's +own table, which I have faithfully served him five-and-thirty years." +Ridley's voice fairly broke down at this part of his speech, which +evidently was a studied composition, and he uttered no more of it, for +the Colonel cordially shook him by the hand, and Clive jumped up clapping +his, and saying that it was the greatest wish of his heart that J. J. and +he should be companions in France and Italy. "But I did not like to ask +my dear old father," he said, "who has had so many calls on his purse, +and besides, I knew that J. J. was too independent to come as my +follower." + +The Colonel's berth has been duly secured ere now. This time he makes the +overland journey; and his passage is to Alexandria, taken in one of the +noble ships of the Peninsular and Oriental Company. His kit is as simple +as a subaltern's; I believe, but for Clive's friendly compulsion, he +would have carried back no other than the old uniform which has served +him for so many years. Clive and his father travelled to Southampton +together by themselves. F. B. and I took the Southampton coach: we had +asked leave to see the last of him, and say a "God bless you" to our dear +old friend. So the day came when the vessel was to sail. We saw his +cabin, and witnessed all the bustle and stir on board the good ship on a +day of departure. Our thoughts, however, were fixed but on one person-- +the case, no doubt, with hundreds more on such a day. There was many a +group of friends closing wistfully together on the sunny deck, and saying +the last words of blessing and farewell. The bustle of the ship passes +dimly round about them; the hurrying noise of crew and officers running +on their duty; the tramp and song of the men at the capstan-bars; the +bells ringing, as the hour for departure comes nearer and nearer, as +mother and son, father and daughter, husband and wife, hold hands yet for +a little while. We saw Clive and his father talking together by the +wheel. Then they went below; and a passenger, her husband, asked me to +give my arm to an almost fainting lady, and to lead her off the ship. +Bayham followed us, carrying their two children in his arms, as the +husband turned away and walked aft. The last bell was ringing, and they +were crying, "Now for the shore." The whole ship had begun to throb ere +this, and its great wheels to beat the water, and the chimneys had flung +out their black signals for sailing. We were as yet close on the dock, +and we saw Clive coming up from below, looking very pale; the plank was +drawn after him as he stepped on land. + +Then, with three great cheers from the dock, and from the crew in the +bows, and from the passengers on the quarter-deck, the noble ship strikes +the first stroke of her destined race, and swims away towards the ocean. +"There he is, there he is," shouts Fred Bayham, waving his hat. "God +bless him, God bless him!" I scarce perceived at the ship's side, +beckoning an adieu, our dear old friend, when the lady, whose husband had +bidden me to lead her away from the ship, fainted in my arms. Poor soul! +Her, too, has fate stricken. Ah, pangs of hearts torn asunder, passionate +regrets, cruel, cruel partings! Shall you not end one day, ere many +years; when the tears shall be wiped from all eyes, and there shall be +neither sorrow nor pain? + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + +Youth and Sunshine + + +Although Thomas Newcome was gone back to India in search of more money, +finding that he could not live upon his income at home, he was +nevertheless rather a wealthy man; and at the moment of his departure +from Europe had two lakhs of rupees invested in various Indian +securities. "A thousand a year," he thought, "more, added to the interest +accruing from my two lakhs, will enable us to live very comfortably at +home. I can give Clive ten thousand pounds when he marries, and five +hundred a year out of my allowances. If he gets a wife with some money, +they may have every enjoyment of life; and as for his pictures, he can +paint just as few or as many of those as he pleases." Newcome did not +seem seriously to believe that his son would live by painting pictures, +but considered Clive as a young prince who chose to amuse himself with +painting. The Muse of Painting is a lady whose social station is not +altogether recognised with us as yet. The polite world permits a +gentleman to amuse himself with her; but to take her for better or for +worse! forsake all other chances and cleave unto her! to assume her name! +Many a respectable person would be as much shocked at the notion, as if +his son had married an opera-dancer. + +Newcome left a hundred a year in England, of which the principal sum was +to be transferred to his boy as soon as he came of age. He endowed Clive +further with a considerable annual sum, which his London bankers would +pay: "And if these are not enough," says he kindly, "you must draw upon +my agents, Messrs. Frank and Merryweather at Calcutta, who will receive +your signature just as if it was mine." Before going away, he introduced +Clive to F. and M.'s corresponding London house, Jolly and Baines, Fog +Court--leading out of Leadenhall--Mr. Jolly, a myth as regarded the firm, +now married to Lady Julia Jolly--a Park in Kent--evangelical interest-- +great at Exeter Hall meetings--knew Clive's grandmother--that is, Mrs. +Newcome, a most admirable woman. Baines represents a house in the +Regent's Park, with an emigrative tendency towards Belgravia--musical +daughters--Herr Moscheles, Benedick, Ella,--Osborne, constantly at +dinner-sonatas in P flat (op. 936), composed and dedicated to Miss +Euphemia Baines, by her most obliged, most obedient servant, Ferdinando +Blitz. Baines hopes that his young friend will come constantly to York +Terrace, where the most girls will be happy to see him; and mentions at +home a singular whim of Colonel Newcome's, who can give his son twelve or +fifteen hundred a year, and makes an artist of him. Euphemia and Flora +adore artists; they feel quite interested about this young man. "He was +scribbling caricatures all the time I was talking with his father in my +parlour," says Mr. Baines, and produces a sketch of an orange-woman near +the Bank, who had struck Clive's eyes, and been transferred to the +blotting-paper in Fog Court. "He needn't do anything," said good-natured +Mr. Baines. "I guess all the pictures he'll paint won't sell for much." + +"Is he fond of music, papa?" asks Miss. "What a pity he had not come to +our last evening; and now the season is over!" + +"And Mr. Newcome is going out of town. He came to me, to-day for circular +notes--says he's going through Switzerland and into Italy--lives in +Charlotte Street, Fitzroy Square. Queer place, ain't it? Put his name +down in your book, and ask him to dinner next season." + +Before Clive went away, he had an apparatus of easels, sketching-stools, +umbrellas, and painting-boxes, the most elaborate and beautiful that +Messrs. Soap and Isaac could supply. It made J. J.'s eyes glisten to see +those lovely gimcracks of art; those smooth mill-boards, those +slab-tinted sketching-blocks, and glistening rows of colour-tubes lying +in their boxes, which seemed to cry, "Come, squeeze me." If +painting-boxes made painters, if sketching-stools would but enable one to +sketch, surely I would hasten this very instant to Messrs. Soap and +Isaac! but, alas! these pretty toys no more make artists than cowls make +monks. + +As a proof that Clive did intend to practise his profession, and to live +by it too, at this time he took four sporting sketches to a printseller +in the Haymarket, and disposed of them at the rate of seven shillings and +sixpence per sketch. His exultation at receiving a sovereign and half a +sovereign from Mr. Jones was boundless. "I can do half a dozen of these +things easily in a morning," he says. "Two guineas a day is twelve +guineas--say ten guineas a week, for I won't work on Sundays, and may +take a holiday in the week besides. Ten guineas a week is five hundred a +year. That is pretty nearly as much money as I shall want, and I need not +draw the dear old governor's allowance at all." He wrote an ardent +letter, full of happiness and affection, to the kind father, which he +shall find a month after he has arrived in India, and read to his friends +in Calcutta and Barrackpore. Clive invited many of his artist friends to +a grand feast in honour of the thirty shillings. The King's Arms, +Kensington, was the hotel selected (tavern beloved of artists for many +score years!). Gandish was there, and the Gandishites, and some chosen +spirits from the Life Academy, Clipstone Street, and J. J. was +vice-president, with Fred Bayham by his side, to make the speeches and +carve the mutton; and I promise you many a merry song was sung, and many +a health drunk in flowing bumpers; and as jolly a party was assembled as +any London contained that day. The beau-monde had quitted it; the Park +was empty as we crossed it; and the leaves of Kensington Gardens had +begun to fall, dying after the fatigues of a London season. We sang all +the way home through Knightsbridge and by the Park railings, and the +Covent Garden carters halting at the Half-way House were astonished at +our choruses. There is no half-way house now; no merry chorus at +midnight. + +Then Clive and J. J. took the steamboat to Antwerp; and those who love +pictures may imagine how the two young men rejoiced in one of the most +picturesque cities of the world; where they went back straightway into +the sixteenth century; where the inn at which they stayed (delightful old +Grand Laboureur, thine ancient walls are levelled! thy comfortable +hospitalities exist no more!) seemed such a hostelry as that where +Quentin Durward first saw his sweetheart; where knights of Velasquez or +burgomasters of Rubens seemed to look from the windows of the tall-gabled +houses and the quaint porches; where the Bourse still stood, the Bourse +of three hundred years ago, and you had but to supply figures with beards +and ruffs, and rapiers and trunk-hose, to make the picture complete; +where to be awakened by the carillon of the bells was to waken to the +most delightful sense of life and happiness; where nuns, actual nuns, +walked the streets, and every figure in the Place de Meir, and every +devotee at church, kneeling and draped in black, or entering the +confessional (actually the confessional!), was a delightful subject for +the new sketchbook. Had Clive drawn as much everywhere as at Antwerp, +Messrs. Soap and Isaac might have made a little income by supplying him +with materials. + +After Antwerp, Clive's correspondent gets a letter dated from the Hotel +de Suede at Brussels, which contains an elaborate eulogy of the cookery +and comfort of that hotel, where the wines, according to the writer's +opinion, are unmatched almost in Europe. And this is followed by a +description of Waterloo, and a sketch of Hougoumont, in which J. J. is +represented running away in the character of a French grenadier, Clive +pursuing him in the lifeguard's habit, and mounted on a thundering +charger. + +Next follows a letter from Bonn. Verses about Drachenfels of a not very +superior style of versification; an account of Crichton, an old Grey +Friars man, who has become a student at the university; of a commerz, a +drunken bout, and a students' duel at Bonn. "And whom should I find +here," says Mr. Clive, "but Aunt Anne, Ethel, Miss Quigley, and the +little ones, the whole detachment under the command of Kuhn? Uncle Brian +is staying at Aix. He is recovered from his attack. And, upon my +conscience, I think my pretty cousin looks prettier every day. + +"When they are not in London," Clive goes on to write, "or I sometimes +think when Barnes or old Lady Kew are not looking over them, they are +quite different. You know how cold they have latterly seemed to us, and +how their conduct annoyed my dear old father. Nothing can be kinder than +their behaviour since we have met. It was on the little hill at +Godesberg: J. J. and I were mounting to the ruin, followed by the beggars +who waylay you, and have taken the place of the other robbers who used to +live there, when there came a procession of donkeys down the steep, and I +heard a little voice cry, 'Hullo! it's Clive! hooray, Clive!' and an ass +came pattering down the declivity, with a little pair of white trousers +at an immensely wide angle over the donkey's back, and behold there was +little Alfred grinning with all his might. + +"He turned his beast and was for galloping up the hill again, I suppose +to inform his relations; but the donkey refused with many kicks, one of +which sent Alfred plunging amongst the stones, and we were rubbing him +down just as the rest of the party came upon us. Miss Quigley looked very +grim on an old white pony; my aunt was on a black horse that might have +turned grey, he is so old. Then come two donkeysful of children, with +Kuhn as supercargo; then Ethel on donkey-back, too, with a bunch of +wildflowers in her hand, a great straw hat with a crimson ribbon, a white +muslin jacket, you know, bound at the waist with a ribbon of the first, +and a dark skirt, with a shawl round her feet which Kuhn had arranged. As +she stopped, the donkey fell to cropping greens in the hedge; the trees +there chequered her white dress and face with shadow. Her eyes, hair, and +forehead were in shadow too--but the light was all upon her right cheek: +upon her shoulder down to her arm, which was of a warmer white, and on +the bunch of flowers which she held, blue, yellow, and red poppies, and +so forth. + +"J. J. says, 'I think the birds began to sing louder when she came.' We +have both agreed that she is the handsomest woman in England. It's not +her form merely, which is certainly as yet too thin and a little angular +--it is her colour. I do not care for woman or picture without colour. O +ye carnations! O ye lilia mista rosis! O such black hair and solemn +eyebrows! It seems to me the roses and carnations have bloomed again +since we saw them last in London, when they were drooping from the +exposure to night air, candle-light, and heated ballrooms. + +"Here I was in the midst of a regiment of donkeys, bearing a crowd of +relations; J. J. standing modestly in the background--beggars completing +the group, and Kuhn ruling over them with voice and gesture, oaths and +whip. Throw in the Rhine in the distance flashing by the Seven Mountains +--but mind and make Ethel the principal figure: if you make her like, she +certainly will be--and other lights will be only minor fires. You may +paint her form, but you can't paint her colour; that is what beats us in +nature. A line must come right; you can force that into its place, but +you can't compel the circumambient air. There is no yellow I know of will +make sunshine, and no blue that is a bit like sky. And so with pictures: +I think you only get signs of colour, and formulas to stand for it. That +brick-dust which we agree to receive as representing a blush, look at it +--can you say it is in the least like the blush which flickers and varies +as it sweeps over the down of the cheek--as you see sunshine playing over +a meadow? Look into it and see what a variety of delicate blooms there +are! a multitude of flowerets twining into one tint! We may break our +colour-pots and strive after the line alone: that is palpable and we can +grasp it--the other is impossible and beyond us." Which sentiment I here +set down, not on account of its worth (and I think it is contradicted--as +well as asserted--in more than one of the letters I subsequently had from +Mr. Clive, but it may serve to show the ardent and impulsive disposition +of this youth), by whom all beauties of art and nature, animate or +inanimate (the former especially), were welcomed with a gusto and delight +whereof colder temperaments are incapable. The view of a fine landscape, +a fine picture, a handsome woman, would make this harmless young +sensualist tipsy with pleasure. He seemed to derive an actual hilarity +and intoxication as his eye drank in these sights; and, though it was his +maxim that all dinners were good, and he could eat bread and cheese and +drink small beer with perfect good-humour, I believe that he found a +certain pleasure in a bottle of claret, which most men's systems were +incapable of feeling. + +This springtime of youth is the season of letter-writing. A lad in high +health and spirits, the blood running briskly in his young veins, and the +world, and life, and nature bright and welcome to him, looks out, +perforce, for some companion to whom he may impart his sense of the +pleasure which he enjoys, and which were not complete unless a friend +were by to share it. I was the person most convenient for the young +fellow's purpose; he was pleased to confer upon me the title of friend en +titre, and confidant in particular; to endow the confidant in question +with a number of virtues and excellences which existed very likely only +in the lad's imagination; to lament that the confidant had no sister whom +he, Clive, might marry out of hand; and to make me a thousand simple +protests of affection and admiration, which are noted here as signs of +the young man's character, by no means as proofs of the goodness of mine. +The books given to the present biographer by "his affectionate friend, +Clive Newcome," still bear on the titlepages the marks of that boyish +hand and youthful fervour. He had a copy of Walter Lorraine bound and +gilt with such splendour as made the author blush for his performance, +which has since been seen at the bookstalls at a price suited to the very +humblest purses. He fired up and fought a newspaper critic (whom Clive +met at the Haunt one night) who had dared to write an article in which +that work was slighted; and if, in the course of nature, his friendship +has outlived that rapturous period, the kindness of the two old friends, +I hope, is not the less because it is no longer romantic, and the days of +white vellum and gilt edges have passed away. From the abundance of the +letters which the affectionate young fellow now wrote, the ensuing +portion of his youthful history is compiled. It may serve to recall +passages of their early days to such of his seniors as occasionally turn +over the leaves of a novel; and in the story of his faults, +indiscretions, passions, and actions, young readers may be reminded of +their own. + +Now that the old Countess, and perhaps Barnes, were away, the barrier +between Clive and this family seemed to be withdrawn. The young folks who +loved him were free to see him as often as he would come. They were going +to Baden: would he come too? Baden was on the road to Switzerland, he +might journey to Strasbourg, Basle, and so on. Clive was glad enough to +go with his cousins, and travel in the orbit of such a lovely girl as +Ethel Newcome. J. J. performed the second part always when Clive was +present: and so they all travelled to Coblentz, Mayence, and Frankfort +together, making the journey which everybody knows, and sketching the +mountains and castles we all of us have sketched. Ethel's beauty made all +the passengers on all the steamers look round and admire. Clive was proud +of being in the suite of such a lovely person. The family travelled with +a pair of those carriages which used to thunder along the Continental +roads a dozen years since, and from interior, box, and rumble discharge a +dozen English people at hotel gates. + +The journey is all sunshine and pleasure and novelty: the circular notes +with which Mr. Baines of Fog Court has supplied Clive Newcome, Esquire, +enabled that young gentleman to travel with great ease and comfort. He +has not yet ventured upon engaging a valet-de-chambre, it being agreed +between him and J. J. that two travelling artists have no right to such +an aristocratic appendage; but he has bought a snug little britzska at +Frankfort (the youth has very polite tastes, is already a connoisseur in +wine, and has no scruple in ordering the best at the hotels), and the +britzska travels in company with Lady Anne's caravan, either in its wake +so as to be out of reach of the dust, or more frequently ahead of that +enormous vehicle and its tender, in which come the children and the +governess of Lady Anne Newcome, guarded by a huge and melancholy London +footman, who beholds Rhine and Neckar, valley and mountain, village and +ruin, with a like dismal composure. Little Alfred and little Egbert are +by no means sorry to escape from Miss Quigley and the tender, and for a +stage ride or two in Clive's britzska. The little girls cry sometimes to +be admitted to that privilege. I dare say Ethel would like very well to +quit her place in the caravan, where she sits, circumvented by mamma's +dogs, and books, bags, dressing-boxes, and gimcrack cases, without which +apparatus some English ladies of condition cannot travel; but Miss Ethel +is grown up, she is out, and has been presented at Court, and is a person +of too great dignity now to sit anywhere but in the place of state in the +chariot corner. I like to think, for my part, of the gallant young fellow +taking his pleasure and enjoying his holiday, and few sights are more +pleasant than to watch a happy, manly English youth, free-handed and +generous-hearted, content and good-humour shining in his honest face, +pleased and pleasing, eager, active, and thankful for services, and +exercising bravely his noble youthful privilege to be happy and to enjoy. +Sing, cheery spirit, whilst the spring lasts; bloom whilst the sun +shines, kindly flowers of youth! You shall be none the worse to-morrow +for having been happy to-day, if the day brings no action to shame it. As +for J. J., he too had his share of enjoyment; the charming scenes around +him did not escape his bright eye, he absorbed pleasure in his silent +way, he was up with the sunrise always, and at work with his eyes and his +heart if not with his hands. A beautiful object too is such a one to +contemplate, a pure virgin soul, a creature gentle, pious, and full of +love, endowed with sweet gifts, humble and timid; but for truth's and +justice's sake inflexible, thankful to God and man, fond, patient, and +faithful. Clive was still his hero as ever, his patron, his splendid +young prince and chieftain. Who was so brave, who was so handsome, +generous, witty as Clive? To hear Clive sing, as the lad would whilst +they were seated at their work, or driving along on this happy journey, +through fair landscapes in the sunshine, gave J. J. the keenest pleasure; +his wit was a little slow, but he would laugh with his eyes at Clive's +sallies, or ponder over them and explode with laughter presently, giving +a new source of amusement to these merry travellers, and little Alfred +would laugh at J. J.'s laughing; and so, with a hundred harmless jokes to +enliven, and the ever-changing, ever-charming smiles of nature to cheer +and accompany it, the happy day's journey would come to an end. + +So they travelled by the accustomed route to the prettiest town of all +places where Pleasure has set up her tents; and where the gay, the +melancholy, the idle or occupied, grave or haughty, come for amusement, +or business, or relaxation; where London beauties, having danced and +flirted all the season, may dance and flirt a little more; where +well-dressed rogues from all quarters of the world assemble; where I have +seen severe London lawyers, forgetting their wigs and the Temple, trying +their luck against fortune and M. Benazet; where wistful schemers +conspire and prick cards down, and deeply meditate the infallible coup; +and try it, and lose it, and borrow a hundred francs to go home; where +even virtuous British ladies venture their little stakes, and draw up +their winnings with trembling rakes, by the side of ladies who are not +virtuous at all, no, not even by name; where young prodigals break the +bank sometimes, and carry plunder out of a place which Hercules himself +could scarcely compel; where you meet wonderful countesses and +princesses, whose husbands are almost always absent on their vast +estates--in Italy, Spain, Piedmont--who knows where their lordships' +possessions are?--while trains of suitors surround those wandering +Penelopes their noble wives; Russian Boyars, Spanish Grandees of the +Order of the Fleece, Counts of France, and Princes Polish and Italian +innumerable, who perfume the gilded halls with their tobacco-smoke, and +swear in all languages against the black and the red. The famous English +monosyllable by which things, persons, luck, even eyes, are devoted to +the infernal gods, we may be sure is not wanting in that Babel. Where +does one not hear it? "D--- the luck," says Lord Kew, as the croupier +sweeps off his lordship's rouleaux. "D--- the luck," says Brown the +bagman, who has been backing his lordship with five-franc pieces. "Ah, +body of Bacchus!" says Count Felice, whom we all remember a courier. "Ah, +sacre coup," cries M. le Vicomte de Florac, as his last louis parts +company from him--each cursing in his native tongue. Oh, sweet chorus! + +That Lord Kew should be at Baden is no wonder. If you heard of him at the +Finish, or at Buckingham Palace ball, or in a watch-house, or at the +Third Cataract, or at a Newmarket meeting, you would not be surprised. He +goes everywhere; does everything with all his might; knows everybody. +Last week he won who knows how many thousand louis from the bank (it +appears Brown has chosen one of the unlucky days to back his lordship). +He will eat his supper as gaily after a great victory as after a signal +defeat; and we know that to win with magnanimity requires much more +constancy than to lose. His sleep will not be disturbed by one event or +the other. He will play skittles all the morning with perfect +contentment, romp with children in the forenoon (he is the friend of half +the children in the place), or he will cheerfully leave the green table +and all the risk and excitement there, to take a hand at sixpenny whist +with General Fogey, or to give the six Miss Fogeys a turn each in the +ballroom. From H.R.H. the Prince Royal of ----, who is the greatest guest +at Baden, down to Brown the bagman, who does not consider himself the +smallest, Lord Kew is hail fellow with everybody, and has a kind word +from and for all. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + +In which Clive begins to see the World + + +In the company assembled at Baden, Clive found one or two old +acquaintances; among them his friend of Paris, M. de Florac, not in quite +so brilliant a condition as when Newcome had last met him on the +Boulevard. Florac owned that Fortune had been very unkind to him at +Baden; and, indeed, she had not only emptied his purse, but his +portmanteaus, jewel-box, and linen-closet--the contents of all of which +had ranged themselves on the red and black against Monsieur Benazet's +crown-pieces: whatever side they took was, however, the unlucky one. +"This campaign has been my Moscow, mon cher," Florac owned to Clive. "I +am conquered by Benazet; I have lost in almost every combat. I have lost +my treasure, my baggage, my ammunition of war, everything but my honour, +which, au reste, Mons. Benazet will not accept as a stake; if he +would, there are plenty here, believe me, who would set it on the +trente-et-quarante. Sometimes I have had a mind to go home; my mother, +who is an angel all forgiveness, would receive her prodigal, and kill the +fatted veal for me. But what will you? He annoys me--the domestic veal. +Besides, my brother the Abbe, though the best of Christians, is a Jew +upon certain matters; a Benazet who will not troquer absolution except +against repentance; and I have not for a sou of repentance in my pocket! +I have been sorry, yes--but it was because odd came up in place of even, +or the reverse. The accursed apres has chased me like a remorse, and when +black has come up I have wished myself converted to red. Otherwise I have +no repentance--I am joueur--nature has made me so, as she made my brother +devot. The Archbishop of Strasbourg is of our parents; I saw his grandeur +when I went lately to Strasbourg, on my last pilgrimage to the Mont de +Piete. I owned to him that I would pawn his cross and ring to go play: +the good prelate laughed, and said his chaplain should keep an eye on +them. Will you dine with me? The landlord of my hotel was the intendant +of our cousin, the Duc d'Ivry, and will give me credit to the day of +judgment. I do not abuse his noble confidence. My dear! there are covers +of silver put upon my table every day with which I could retrieve my +fortune, did I listen to the suggestions of Satanas; but I say to him, +Vade retro. Come and dine with me--Duluc's kitchen is very good." + +These easy confessions were uttered by a gentleman who was nearly forty +years of age, and who had indeed played the part of a young man in Paris +and the great European world so long, that he knew or chose to perform no +other. He did not want for abilities; had the best temper in the world; +was well bred and gentlemanlike always; and was gay even after Moscow. +His courage was known, and his character for bravery and another kind of +gallantry probably exaggerated by his bad reputation. Had his mother not +been alive, perhaps he would have believed in the virtue of no woman. But +this one he worshipped, and spoke with tenderness and enthusiasm of her +constant love and patience and goodness. "See her miniature!" he said, "I +never separate myself from it--oh, never! It saved my life in an affair +about--about a woman who was not worth the powder which poor Jules and I +burned for her. His ball struck me here, upon the waistcoat, bruising my +rib and sending me to my bed, which I never should have left alive but +for this picture. Oh, she is an angel, my mother! I am sure that Heaven +has nothing to deny that saint, and that her tears wash out my sins." + +Olive smiled. "I think Madame de Florac must weep a good deal," he said. + +"Enormement, my friend! My faith! I do not deny it! I give her cause, +night and evening. I am possessed by demons! This little Affenthaler wine +of this country has a little smack which is most agreeable. The passions +tear me, my young friend! Play is fatal, but play is not so fatal as +woman. Pass me the ecrevisses, they are most succulent. Take warning by +me, and avoid both. I saw you roder round the green tables, and marked +your eyes as they glistened over the heaps of gold, and looked at some of +our beauties of Baden. Beware of such sirens, young man! and take me for +your Mentor; avoiding what I have done--that understands itself. You have +not played as yet? Do not do so; above all avoid a martingale, if you do. +Play ought not to be an affair of calculation, but of inspiration. I have +calculated infallibly, and what has been the effect? Gousset empty, +tiroirs empty, necessaire parted for Strasbourg! Where is my fur pelisse, +Frederic?" + +"Parbleu, vous le savez bien, Monsieur le Vicomte," says +Frederic, the domestic, who was waiting on Clive and his friend. + +"A pelisse lined with true sable, and, worth three thousand francs, that +I won of a little Russian at billiards. That pelisse at Strasbourg (where +the infamous worms of the Mount of Piety are actually gnawing her). Two +hundred francs and this reconnaissance, which Frederic receive, are all +that now represent the pelisse. How many chemises have I, Frederic?" + +"Eh, parbleu, Monsieur le Vicomte sait bien que nous avons toujours +vingt-quatre chemises," says Frederic, grumbling. + +Monsieur le Vicomte springs up shrieking from the dinner-table. +"Twenty-four shirts," says he, "and I have been a week without a louis in +my pocket! Belitre! Nigaud!" He flings open one drawer after another, but +there are no signs of that--superfluity of linen of which the domestic +spoke, whose countenance now changes from a grim frown to a grim smile. + +"Ah, my faithful Frederic, I pardon thee! Mr. Newcome will understand my +harmless supercherie. Frederic was in my company of the Guard, and +remains with me since. He is Caleb Balderstone and I am Ravenswood. Yes, +I am Edgard. Let us have coffee and a cigar, Balderstone." + +"Plait-il, Monsieur le Vicomte?" says the French Caleb. + +"Thou comprehendest not English. Thou readest not Valtare Scott, thou!" +cries the master. "I was recounting to Monsieur Newcome thy history and +my misfortunes. Go seek coffee for us, nigaud." And as the two gentlemen +partake of that exhilarating liquor, the elder confides gaily to his +guest the reason why he prefers taking coffee at the hotel to the coffee +at the great Cafe of the Redoute, with a duris urgens in rebus egestass! +pronounced in the true French manner. + +Clive was greatly amused by the gaiety of the Viscount after his +misfortunes and his Moscow; and thought that one of Mr. Baines's circular +notes might not be ill laid out in succouring this hero. It may have been +to this end that Florac's confessions tended; though, to do him justice, +the incorrigible young fellow would confide his adventures to any one who +would listen; and the exact state of his wardrobe, and the story of his +pawned pelisse, dressing-case, rings and watches, were known to all +Baden. + +"You tell me to marry and range myself," said Clive (to whom the Viscount +was expatiating upon the charms of the superbe young Anglaise with whom +he had seen Clive walking on the promenade). "Why do you not marry and +range yourself too?" + +"Eh, my dear! I am married already. You do not know it? I am married +since the Revolution of July. Yes. We were poor in those days, as poor we +remain. My cousins the Duc d'Ivry's sons and his grandson were still +alive. Seeing no other resource and pursued by the Arabs, I espoused the +Vicomtesse de Florac. I gave her my name, you comprehend, in exchange for +her own odious one. She was Miss Higg. Do you know the family Higg of +Manchesterre in the comte of Lancastre? She was then a person of a ripe +age. The Vicomtesse is now--ah! it is fifteen years since, and she dies +not. Our union was not happy, my friend--Madame Paul de Florac is of the +reformed religion--not of the Anglican Church, you understand--but a +dissident I know not of what sort. We inhabited the Hotel de Florac for a +while after our union, which was all of convenience, you understand. She +filled her salon with ministers to make you die. She assaulted my poor +father in his garden-chair, whence he could not escape her. She told my +sainted mother that she was an idolatress--she who only idolatrises her +children! She called us other poor Catholics who follow the rites of our +fathers, des Romishes; and Rome, Babylon; and the Holy Father--a scarlet +--eh! a scarlet abomination. She outraged my mother, that angel; essayed +to convert the antechamber and the office; put little books in the Abbe's +bedroom. Eh, my friend! what a good king was Charles IX., and his mother +what a wise sovereign! I lament that Madame de Florac should have escaped +the St. Barthelemi, when no doubt she was spared on account of her tender +age. We have been separated for many years; her income was greatly +exaggerated. Beyond the payment of my debts I owe her nothing. I wish I +could say as much of all the rest of the world. Shall we take a turn of +promenade? Mauvais sujet! I see you are longing to be at the green +table." + +Clive was not longing to be at the green table: but his companion was +never easy at it or away from it. Next to winning, losing, M. de Florac +said, was the best sport--next to losing, looking on. So he and Clive +went down to the Redoute, where Lord Kew was playing with a crowd of +awestruck amateurs and breathless punters admiring his valour and +fortune; and Clive, saying that he knew nothing about the game, took out +five Napoleons from his purse, and besought Florac to invest them in the +most profitable manner at roulette. The other made some faint attempts at +a scruple: but the money was speedily laid on the table, where it +increased and multiplied amazingly too; so that in a quarter of an hour +Florac brought quite a handful of gold pieces to his principal. Then +Clive, I dare say blushing as he made the proposal, offered half the +handful of Napoleons to M. de Florac, to be repaid when he thought fit. +And fortune must have been very favourable to the husband of Miss Higg +that night; for in the course of an hour he insisted on paying back +Clive's loan; and two days afterwards appeared with his shirt-studs (of +course with his shirts also), released from captivity, his watch, rings, +and chains, on the parade; and was observed to wear his celebrated fur +pelisse as he drove back in a britzska from Strasbourg. "As for myself," +wrote Clive, "I put back into my purse the five Napoleons with which I +had begun; and laid down the whole mass of winnings on the table, where +it was doubled and then quadrupled, and then swept up by the croupiers, +greatly to my ease of mind. And then Lord Kew asked me to supper and we +had a merry night." + +This was Mr. Clive's first and last appearance as a gambler. J. J. looked +very grave when he heard of these transactions. Clive's French friend did +not please his English companion at all, nor the friends of Clive's +French friend, the Russians, the Spaniards, the Italians, of sounding +titles and glittering decorations, and the ladies who belonged to their +society. He saw by chance Ethel, escorted by her cousin Lord Kew, passing +through a crowd of this company one day. There was not one woman there +who was not the heroine of some discreditable story. It was the Comtesse +Calypso who had been jilted by the Duc Ulysse. It was the Marquise Ariane +to whom the Prince Thesee had behaved so shamefully, and who had taken to +Bacchus as a consolation. It was Madame Medee, who had absolutely killed +her old father by her conduct regarding Jason: she had done everything +for Jason: she had got him the toison d'or from the Queen Mother, and now +had to meet him every day with his little blonde bride on his arm! J. J. +compared Ethel, moving in the midst of these folks, to the Lady amidst +the rout of Comus. There they were the Fauns and Satyrs: there they were, +the merry Pagans: drinking and dancing, dicing and sporting; laughing out +jests that never should be spoken; whispering rendezvous to be written in +midnight calendars; jeering at honest people who passed under their +palace windows--jolly rebels and repealers of the law. Ah, if Mrs. Brown, +whose children are gone to bed at the hotel, knew but the history of that +calm dignified-looking gentleman who sits under her, and over whose +patient back she frantically advances and withdraws her two-franc piece, +whilst his own columns of louis d'or are offering battle to fortune--how +she would shrink away from the shoulder which she pushes! That man so +calm and well bred, with a string of orders on his breast, so well +dressed, with such white hands, has stabbed trusting hearts; severed +family ties; written lying vows; signed false oaths; torn up pitilessly +tender appeals for redress, and tossed away into the fire supplications +blistered with tears; packed cards and cogged dice; or used pistol or +sword as calmly and dexterously as he now ranges his battalions of gold +pieces. + +Ridley shrank away from such lawless people with the delicacy belonging +to his timid and retiring nature, but it must be owned that Mr. Clive was +by no means so squeamish. He did not know, in the first place, the +mystery of their iniquities; and his sunny kindly spirit, undimmed by any +of the cares which clouded it subsequently, was disposed to shine upon +all people alike. The world was welcome to him: the day a pleasure: all +nature a gay feast: scarce any dispositions discordant with his own (for +pretension only made him laugh, and hypocrisy he will never be able to +understand if he lives to be a hundred years old): the night brought him +a long sleep, and the morning a glad waking. To those privileges of youth +what enjoyments of age are comparable? what achievements of ambition? +what rewards of money and fame? Clive's happy friendly nature shone out +of his face; and almost all who beheld it felt kindly towards him. As +those guileless virgins of romance and ballad, who walk smiling through +dark forests charming off dragons and confronting lions, the young man as +yet went through the world harmless; no giant waylaid him as yet; no +robbing ogre fed on him: and (greatest danger of all for one of his +ardent nature) no winning enchantress or artful siren coaxed him to her +cave, or lured him into her waters--haunts into which we know so many +young simpletons are drawn, where their silly bones are picked and their +tender flesh devoured. + +The time was short which Clive spent at Baden, for it has been said the +winter was approaching, and the destination of our young artists was +Rome; but he may have passed some score of days here, to which he and +another person in that pretty watering-place possibly looked back +afterwards, as not the unhappiest period of their lives. Among Colonel +Newcome's papers to which the family biographer has had subsequent +access, there are a couple of letters from Clive, dated Baden, at this +time, and full of happiness, gaiety, and affection. Letter No. 1 says, +"Ethel is the prettiest girl here. At the assemblies all the princes, +counts, dukes, Parthians, Medes, and Elamites, are dying to dance with +her. She sends her dearest love to her uncle." By the side of the words +"prettiest girl," was written in a frank female hand the monosyllable +"Stuff;" and as a note to the expression "dearest love," with a star to +mark the text and the note, are squeezed, in the same feminine +characters, at the bottom of Clive's page, the words, "That I do. E. N." + +In letter No. 2, the first two pages are closely written in Clive's +handwriting, describing his pursuits and studies, and giving amusing +details of the life at Baden, and the company whom he met there-- +narrating his rencontre with their Paris friend, M. de Florac, and the +arrival of the Duchesse d'Ivry, Florac's cousin, whose titles the Vicomte +will probably inherit. Not a word about Florac's gambling propensities +are mentioned in the letter; but Clive honestly confesses that he has +staked five Napoleons, doubled them, quadrupled them, won ever so much, +lost it all back again, and come away from the table with his original +five pounds in his pocket--proposing never to play any more. "Ethel," he +concluded, "is looking over my shoulder. She thinks me such a delightful +creature that she is never easy without me. She bids me to say that I am +the best of sons and cousins, and am, in a word, a darling du--" The rest +of this important word is not given, but goose is added in the female +hand. In the faded ink, on the yellow paper that may have crossed and +recrossed oceans, that has lain locked in chests for years, and buried +under piles of family archives, while your friends have been dying and +your head has grown white--who has not disinterred mementos like these-- +from which the past smiles at you so sadly, shimmering out of Hades an +instant but to sink back again into the cold shades, perhaps with a +faint, faint sound as of a remembered tone--a ghostly echo of a once +familiar laughter? I was looking of late at a wall in the Naples Museum, +whereon a boy of Herculaneum eighteen hundred years ago had scratched +with a nail the figure of a soldier. I could fancy the child turning +round and smiling on me after having done his etching. Which of us that +is thirty years old has not had his Pompeii? Deep under ashes lies the +Life of Youth,--the careless Sport, the Pleasure and Passion, the darling +Joy. You open an old letter-box and look at your own childish scrawls, or +your mother's letters to you when you were at school; and excavate your +heart. Oh me, for the day when the whole city shall be bare and the +chambers unroofed--and every cranny visible to the Light above, from the +Forum to the Lupanar! + +Ethel takes up the pen. "My dear uncle," she says, "while Clive is +sketching out of window, let me write you a line or two on his paper, +though I know you like to hear no one speak but him. I wish I could draw +him for you as he stands yonder, looking the picture of good health, good +spirits, and good humour. Everybody likes him. He is quite unaffected; +always gay; always pleased. He draws more and more beautifully every day; +and his affection for young Mr. Ridley, who is really a most excellent +and astonishing young man, and actually a better artist than Clive +himself, is most romantic, and does your son the greatest credit. You +will order Clive not to sell his pictures, won't you? I know it is not +wrong, but your son might look higher than to be an artist. It is a rise +for Mr. Ridley, but a fall for him. An artist, an organist, a pianist, +all these are very good people, but you know not de notre monde, and +Clive ought to belong to it. + +"We met him at Bonn on our way to a great family gathering here; where, I +must tell you, we are assembled for what I call the Congress of Baden! +The chief of the house of Kew is here, and what time he does not devote +to skittles, to smoking cigars, to the jeu in the evenings, to Madame +d'Ivry, to Madame de Cruchecassee, and the foreign people (of whom there +are a host here of the worst kind, as usual), he graciously bestows on +me. Lord and Lady Dorking are here, with their meek little daughter, +Clara Pulleyn; and Barnes is coming. Uncle Hobson has returned to Lombard +Street to relieve guard. I think you will hear before very long of Lady +Clara Newcome. Grandmamma, who was to have presided at the Congress of +Baden, and still, you know, reigns over the house of Kew, has been +stopped at Kissingen with an attack of rheumatism; I pity poor Aunt +Julia, who can never leave her. Here are all our news. I declare I have +filled the whole page; men write closer than we do. I wear the dear +brooch you gave me, often and often; I think of you always, dear, kind +uncle, as your affectionate Ethel." + +Besides roulette and trente-et-quarante, a number of amusing games are +played at Baden, which are not performed, so to speak, sur table. These +little diversions and jeux de societe can go on anywhere; in an alley in +the park; in a picnic to this old schloss, or that pretty hunting-lodge; +at a tea-table in a lodging-house or hotel; in a ball at the Redoute; in +the play-rooms behind the backs of the gamblers, whose eyes are only cast +upon rakes and rouleaux, and red and black; or on the broad walk in front +of the conversation rooms, where thousands of people are drinking and +chattering, lounging and smoking, whilst the Austrian brass band, in the +little music pavilion, plays the most delightful mazurkas and waltzes. +Here the widow plays her black suit and sets her bright eyes against the +rich bachelor, elderly or young as may be. Here the artful practitioner, +who has dealt in a thousand such games, engages the young simpleton with +more money than wit; and knowing his weakness and her skill, we may +safely take the odds, and back rouge et couleur to win. Here mamma, not +having money, perhaps, but metal more attractive, stakes her virgin +daughter against Count Fettacker's forests and meadows; or Lord Lackland +plays his coronet, of which the jewels have long since been in pawn, +against Miss Bags' three-per-cents. And so two or three funny little games +were going on at Baden amongst our immediate acquaintance; besides that +vulgar sport round the green table, at which the mob, with whom we have +little to do, was elbowing each other. A hint of these domestic +prolusions has been given to the reader in the foregoing extract from +Miss Ethel Newcome's letter: likewise some passions have been in play, of +which a modest young English maiden could not be aware. Do not, however, +let us be too prematurely proud of our virtue. That tariff of British +virtue is wonderfully organised. Heaven help the society which made its +laws! Gnats are shut out of its ports, or not admitted without scrutiny +and repugnance, whilst herds of camels are let in. The law professes to +exclude some goods (or bads shall we call them?)--well, some articles of +baggage, which are yet smuggled openly under the eyes of winking +officers, and worn every day without shame. Shame! What is shame? Virtue +is very often shameful according to the English social constitution, and +shame honourable. Truth, if yours happens to differ from your +neighbour's, provokes your friend's coldness, your mother's tears, the +world's persecution. Love is not to be dealt in, save under restrictions +which kill its sweet, healthy, free commerce. Sin in man is so light, +that scarce the fine of a penny is imposed; while for woman it is so +heavy that no repentance can wash it out. Ah! yes; all stories are old. +You proud matrons in your Mayfair markets, have you never seen a virgin +sold, or sold one? Have you never heard of a poor wayfarer fallen among +robbers, and not a Pharisee to help him? of a poor woman fallen more +sadly yet, abject in repentance and tears, and a crowd to stone her? I +pace this broad Baden walk as the sunset is gilding the hills round +about, as the orchestra blows its merry tunes, as the happy children +laugh and sport in the alleys, as the lamps of the gambling-palace are +lighted up, as the throngs of pleasure-hunters stroll, and smoke, and +flirt, and hum: and wonder sometimes, is it the sinners who are the most +sinful? Is it poor Prodigal yonder amongst the bad company, calling black +and red and tossing the champagne; or brother Straitlace that grudges his +repentance? Is it downcast Hagar that slinks away with poor little +Ishmael in her hand; or bitter old virtuous Sarah, who scowls at her from +my demure Lord Abraham's arm? + +One day of the previous May, when of course everybody went to visit the +Water-colour Exhibitions, Ethel Newcome was taken to see the pictures by +her grandmother, that rigorous old Lady Kew, who still proposed to reign +over all her family. The girl had high spirit, and very likely hot words +had passed between the elder and the younger lady; such as I am given to +understand will be uttered in the most polite families. They came to a +piece by Mr. Hunt, representing one of those figures which he knows how +to paint with such consummate truth and pathos--a friendless young girl +cowering in a doorway, evidently without home or shelter. The exquisite +fidelity of the details, and the plaintive beauty of the expression of +the child, attracted old Lady Kew's admiration, who was an excellent +judge of works of art; and she stood for some time looking at the +drawing, with Ethel by her side. Nothing, in truth, could be more simple +or pathetic; Ethel laughed, and her grandmother looking up from her stick +on which she hobbled about, saw a very sarcastic expression in the girl's +eyes. + +"You have no taste for pictures, only for painters, I suppose," said Lady +Kew. + +"I was not looking at the picture," said Ethel, still with a smile, "but +at the little green ticket in the corner." + +"Sold," said Lady Kew. "Of course it is sold; all Mr. Hunt's pictures are +sold. There is not one of them here on which you won't see the green +ticket. He is a most admirable artist. I don't know whether his comedy or +tragedy are the most excellent." + +"I think, grandmamma," Ethel said, "we young ladies in the world, when we +are exhibiting, ought to have little green tickets pinned on our backs, +with 'Sold' written on them; it would prevent trouble and any future +haggling, you know. Then at the end of the season the owner would come to +carry us home." + +Grandmamma only said, "Ethel, you are a fool," and hobbled on to Mr. +Cattermole's picture hard by. "What splendid colour; what a romantic +gloom; what a flowing pencil and dexterous hand!" Lady Kew could delight +in pictures, applaud good poetry, and squeeze out a tear over a good +novel too. That afternoon, young Dawkins, the rising water-colour artist, +who used to come daily to the gallery and stand delighted before his own +piece, was aghast to perceive that there was no green ticket in the +corner of his frame, and he pointed out the deficiency to the keeper of +the pictures. His landscape, however, was sold and paid for, so no great +mischief occurred. On that same evening, when the Newcome family +assembled at dinner in Park Lane, Ethel appeared with a bright green +ticket pinned in the front of her white muslin frock, and when asked what +this queer fancy meant, she made Lady Kew a curtsey, looking her full in +the face, and turning round to her father, said, "I am a tableau-vivant, +papa. I am Number 46 in the Exhibition of the Gallery of Painters in +Water-colours." + +"My love, what do you mean?" says mamma; and Lady Kew, jumping up on her +crooked stick with immense agility, tore the card out of Ethel's bosom, +and very likely would have boxed her ears, but that her parents were +present and Lord Kew announced. + +Ethel talked about pictures the whole evening, and would talk of nothing +else. Grandmamma went away furious. "She told Barnes, and when everybody +was gone there was a pretty row in the building," said Madam Ethel, with +an arch look, when she narrated the story. "Barnes was ready to kill me +and eat me; but I never was afraid of Barnes." And the biographer gathers +from this little anecdote, narrated to him, never mind by whom, at a long +subsequent period, that there had been great disputes in Sir Brian +Newcome's establishment, fierce drawing-room battles, whereof certain +pictures of a certain painter might have furnished the cause, and in +which Miss Newcome had the whole of the family forces against her. That +such battles take place in other domestic establishments, who shall say +or shall not say? Who, when he goes out to dinner, and is received by a +bland host with a gay shake of the hand, and a pretty hostess with a +gracious smile of welcome, dares to think that Mr. Johnson upstairs, half +an hour before, was swearing out of his dressing-room at Mrs. Johnson, +for having ordered a turbot instead of a salmon, or that Mrs. Johnson now +talking to Lady Jones so nicely about their mutual darling children, was +crying her eyes out as her maid was fastening her gown, as the carriages +were actually driving up? The servants know these things, but not we in +the dining-room. Hark with what a respectful tone Johnson begs the +clergyman present to say grace! + +Whatever these family quarrels may have been, let bygones be bygones, and +let us be perfectly sure, that to whatever purpose Miss Ethel Newcome, +for good or for evil, might make her mind up, she had quite spirit enough +to hold her own. She chose to be Countess of Kew because she chose to be +Countess of Kew; had she set her heart on marrying Mr. Kuhn, she would +have had her way, and made the family adopt it, and called him dear +Fritz, as by his godfathers and godmothers, in his baptism, Mr. Kuhn was +called. Clive was but a fancy, if he had even been so much as that, not a +passion, and she fancied a pretty four-pronged coronet still more. + +So that the diatribe wherein we lately indulged, about the selling of +virgins, by no means applies to Lady Anne Newcome, who signed the address +to Mrs Stowe, the other day, along with thousands more virtuous British +matrons; but should the reader haply say, "Is thy fable, O Poet, narrated +concerning Tancred Pulleyn, Earl of Dorking, and Sigismunda, his wife?" +the reluctant moralist is obliged to own that the cap does fit those +noble personages, of whose lofty society you will, however, see but +little. + +For though I would like to go into an Indian Brahmin's house, and see the +punkahs, and the purdahs and tattys, and the pretty brown maidens with +great eyes, and great nose-rings, and painted foreheads, and slim waists +cased in Cashmir shawls, Kincob scarfs, curly slippers, gilt trousers, +precious anklets and bangles; and have the mystery of Eastern existence +revealed to me (as who would not who has read the Arabian Nights in his +youth?), yet I would not choose the moment when the Brahmin of the house +was dead, his women howling, his priests doctoring his child of a widow, +now frightening her with sermons, now drugging her with bang, so as to +push her on his funeral pile at last, and into the arms of that carcase, +stupefied, but obedient and decorous. And though I like to walk, even in +fancy, in an earl's house, splendid, well ordered, where there are feasts +and fine pictures and fair ladies and endless books and good company; yet +there are times when the visit is not pleasant; and when the parents in +that fine house are getting ready their daughter for sale, and +frightening away her tears with threats, and stupefying her grief with +narcotics, praying her and imploring her, and dramming her and coaxing +her, and blessing her, and cursing her perhaps, till they have brought +her into such a state as shall fit the poor young thing for that deadly +couch upon which they are about to thrust her. When my lord and lady are +so engaged I prefer not to call at their mansion, Number 1000 in +Grosvenor Square, but to partake of a dinner of herbs rather than of that +stalled ox which their cook is roasting whole. There are some people who +are not so squeamish. The family comes, of course; the Most Reverend the +Lord Arch-Brahmin of Benares will attend the ceremony; there will be +flowers and lights and white favours; and quite a string of carriages up +to the pagoda; and such a breakfast afterwards; and music in the street +and little parish boys hurrahing; and no end of speeches within and tears +shed (no doubt), and His Grace the Arch-Brahmin will make a highly +appropriate speech, just with a faint scent of incense about it as such a +speech ought to have; and the young person will slip away unperceived, +and take off her veils, wreaths, orange-flowers, bangles and finery, and +will put on a plain dress more suited for the occasion, and the +house-door will open--and there comes the SUTTEE in company of the body: +yonder the pile is waiting on four wheels with four horses, the crowd +hurrahs and the deed is done. + +This ceremony amongst us is so stale and common that to be sure there is +no need to describe its rites, and as women sell themselves for what you +call an establishment every day; to the applause of themselves, their +parents, and the world, why on earth should a man ape at originality and +pretend to pity them? Never mind about the lies at the altar, the +blasphemy against the godlike name of love, the sordid surrender, the +smiling dishonour. What the deuce does a mariage de convenance mean but +all this, and are not such sober Hymeneal torches more satisfactory often +than the most brilliant love matches that ever flamed and burnt out? Of +course. Let us not weep when everybody else is laughing: let us pity the +agonised duchess when her daughter, Lady Atalanta, runs away with the +doctor--of course, that's respectable; let us pity Lady Iphigenia's +father when that venerable chief is obliged to offer up his darling +child; but it is over her part of the business that a decorous painter +would throw the veil now. Her ladyship's sacrifice is performed, and the +less said about it the better. + +Such was the case regarding an affair which appeared in due subsequence +in the newspapers not long afterwards under the fascinating title of +"Marriage in High Life," and which was in truth the occasion of the +little family Congress of Baden which we are now chronicling. We all +know--everybody at least who has the slightest acquaintance with the army +list--that, at the commencement of their life, my Lord Kew, my Lord +Viscount Rooster, the Earl of Dorking's eldest son, and the Honourable +Charles Belsize, familiarly called Jack Belsize, were subaltern officers +in one of His Majesty's regiments of cuirassier guards. They heard the +chimes at midnight like other young men, they enjoyed their fun and +frolics as gentlemen of spirit will do; sowing their wild oats +plentifully, and scattering them with boyish profusion. Lady Kew's luck +had blessed him with more sacks of oats than fell to the lot of his noble +young companions. Lord Dorking's house is known to have been long +impoverished; an excellent informant, Major Pendennis, has entertained me +with many edifying accounts of the exploits of Lord Rooster's grandfather +"with the wild Prince and Poins," of his feats in the hunting-field, over +the bottle, over the dice-box. He played two nights and two days at a +sitting with Charles Fox, when they both lost sums awful to reckon. He +played often with Lord Steyne, and came away, as all men did, dreadful +sufferers from those midnight encounters. His descendants incurred the +penalties of the progenitor's imprudence, and Chanticlere, though one of +the finest castles in England, is splendid but for a month in the year. +The estate is mortgaged up to the very castle windows. "Dorking cannot +cut a stick or kill a buck in his own park," the good old Major used to +tell with tragic accents, "he lives by his cabbages, grapes, and +pineapples, and the fees which people give for seeing the place and +gardens, which are still the show of the county, and among the most +splendid in the island. When Dorking is at Chanticlere, Ballard, who +married his sister, lends him the plate and sends three men with it. Four +cooks inside, and four maids and six footmen on the roof, with a butler +driving, come down from London in a trap, and wait the month. And as the +last carriage of the company drives away, the servants' coach is packed, +and they all bowl back to town again. It's pitiable, sir, pitiable." + +In Lord Kew's youth, the names of himself and his two noble friends +appeared on innumerable slips of stamped paper, conveying pecuniary +assurances of a promissory nature; all of which promises, my Lord +Kew singly and most honourably discharged. Neither of his two +companions-in-arms had the means of meeting these engagements. Ballard, +Rooster's uncle, was said to make his lordship some allowance. As for +Jack Belsize: how he lived; how he laughed; how he dressed himself so +well, and looked so fat and handsome; how he got a shilling to pay for a +cab or a cigar; what ravens fed him; was a wonder to all. The young men +claimed kinsmanship with one another, which those who are learned in the +peerage may unravel. + +When Lord Dorking's eldest daughter married the Honourable and Venerable +Dennis Gallowglass, Archdeacon of Bullintubber (and at present Viscount +Gallowglass and Killbrogue, and Lord Bishop of Ballyshannon), great +festivities took place at Chanticlere, whither the relatives of the high +contracting parties were invited. Among them came poor Jack Belsize, and +hence the tears which are dropping at Baden at this present period of our +history. Clara Pulleyn was then a pretty little maiden of sixteen, and +Jack a handsome guardsman of six or seven and twenty. As she had been +especially warned against Jack as a wicked young rogue, whose antecedents +were wofully against him; as she was never allowed to sit near him at +dinner, or to walk with him, or to play at billiards with him, or to +waltz with him; as she was scolded if he spoke a word to her, or if he +picked up her glove, or touched her hand in a round game, or caught him +when they were playing at blindman's-buff; as they neither of them had a +penny in the world, and were both very good-looking, of course Clara was +always catching Jack at blindman's-buff; constantly lighting upon him in +the shrubberies or corridors, etc. etc. etc. She fell in love (she was +not the first) with Jack's broad chest and thin waist; she thought his +whiskers as indeed they were, the handsomest pair in all His Majesty's +Brigade of Cuirassiers. + +We know not what tears were shed in the vast and silent halls of +Chanticlere, when the company were gone, and the four cooks, and four +maids, six footmen, and temporary butler had driven back in their private +trap to the metropolis, which is not forty miles distant from that +splendid castle. How can we tell? The guests departed, the lodge-gates +shut; all is mystery:--darkness with one pair of wax candles blinking +dismally in a solitary chamber; all the rest dreary vistas of brown +hollands, rolled Turkey carpets, gaunt ancestors on the walls scowling +out of the twilight blank. The imagination is at liberty to depict his +lordship, with one candle, over his dreadful endless tapes and papers; +her ladyship with the other, and an old, old novel, wherein perhaps, Mrs. +Radcliffe describes a castle as dreary as her own; and poor little Clara +sighing and crying in the midst of these funereal splendours, as lonely +and heart-sick as Oriana in her moated grange:--poor little Clara! + +Lord Kew's drag took the young men to London; his lordship driving, and +the servants sitting inside. Jack sat behind with the two grooms, and +tooted on a cornet-a-piston in the most melancholy manner. He partook of +no refreshment on the road. His silence at his clubs was remarked: +smoking, billiards, military duties, and this and that, roused him a +little, and presently Jack was alive again. But then came the season, +Lady Clara Pulleyn's first season in London, and Jack was more alive than +ever. There was no ball he did not go to; no opera (that is to say, no +opera of certain operas) which he did not frequent. It was easy to see by +his face, two minutes after entering a room, whether the person he sought +was there or absent; not difficult for those who were in the secret to +watch in another pair of eyes the bright kindling signals which answered +Jack's fiery glances. Ah! how beautiful he looked on his charger on the +birthday, all in a blaze of scarlet, and bullion, and steel. O Jack! tear +her out of yon carriage, from the side of yonder livid, feathered, +painted, bony dowager! place her behind you on the black charger; cut +down the policeman, and away with you! The carriage rolls in through St. +James's Park; Jack sits alone with his sword dropped to the ground, or +only atra cura on the crupper behind him; and Snip, the tailor, in the +crowd, thinks it is for fear of him Jack's head droops. Lady Clara +Pulleyn is presented by her mother, the Countess of Dorking; and Jack is +arrested that night as he is going out of White's to meet her at the +Opera. + +Jack's little exploits are known in the Insolvent Court, where he made +his appearances as Charles Belsize, commonly called the Honourable +Charles Belsize, whose dealings were smartly chronicled by the indignant +moralists of the press of those days. The Scourge flogged him heartily. +The Whip (of which the accomplished editor was himself in Whitecross +Street prison) was especially virtuous regarding him; and the Penny Voice +of Freedom gave him an awful dressing. I am not here to scourge sinners; +I am true to my party; it is the other side this humble pen attacks; let +us keep to the virtuous and respectable, for as for poor sinners they get +the whipping-post every day. One person was faithful to poor Jack through +all his blunders and follies and extravagance and misfortunes, and that +was the pretty young girl of Chanticlere, round whose young affections +his luxuriant whiskers had curled. And the world may cry out at Lord Kew +for sending his brougham to the Queen's Bench prison, and giving a great +feast at Grignon's to Jack on the day of his liberation, but I for one +will not quarrel with his lordship. He and many other sinners had a jolly +night. They said Kew made a fine speech, in hearing and acknowledging +which Jack Belsize wept copiously. Barnes Newcome was in a rage at Jack's +manumission, and sincerely hoped Mr. Commissioner would give him a couple +of years longer; and cursed and swore with a great liberality on hearing +of his liberty. + +That this poor prodigal should marry Clara Pulleyn, and by way of a dowry +lay his schedule at her feet, was out of the question. His noble father, +Lord Highgate, was furious against him; his eldest brother would not see +him; he had given up all hopes of winning his darling prize long ago, and +one day there came to him a great packet bearing the seal of Chanticlere, +containing a wretched little letter signed C. P., and a dozen sheets of +Jack's own clumsy writing, delivered who knows how, in what crush-rooms, +quadrilles, bouquets, balls, and in which were scrawled Jack's love and +passion and ardour. How many a time had he looked into the dictionary at +White's, to see whether eternal was spelt with an e, and adore with one a +or two! There they were, the incoherent utterances of his brave longing +heart; and those two wretched, wretched lines signed C., begging that +C.'s little letters might too be returned or destroyed. To do him +justice, he burnt them loyally every one along with his own waste paper. +He kept not one single little token which she had given him or let him +take. The rose, the glove, the little handkerchief which she had dropped +to him, how he cried over them! The ringlet of golden hair--he burnt them +all, all in his own fire in the prison, save a little, little bit of the +hair, which might be any one's, which was the colour of his sister's. Kew +saw the deed done; perhaps he hurried away when Jack came to the very +last part of the sacrifice, and flung the hair into the fire, where he +would have liked to fling his heart and his life too. + +So Clara was free, and the year when Jack came out of prison and went +abroad, she passed the season in London dancing about night after night, +and everybody said she was well out of that silly affair with Jack +Belsize. It was then that Barnes Newcome, Esq., a partner of the wealthy +banking firm of Hobson Brothers and Newcome, son and heir of Sir Brian +Newcome, of Newcome, Bart., and M. P., descended in right line from Bryan +de Newcomyn, slain at Hastings, and barber-surgeon to Edward the +Confessor, etc. etc., cast the eyes of regard on the Lady Clara Pulleyn, +who was a little pale and languid certainly, but had blue eyes, a +delicate skin, and a pretty person, and knowing her previous history as +well as you who have just perused it, deigned to entertain matrimonial +intentions towards her ladyship. + +Not one of the members of these most respectable families, excepting poor +little Clara perhaps, poor little fish (as if she had any call but to do +her duty, or to ask a quelle sauce elle serait mangee), protested against +this little affair of traffic; Lady Dorking had a brood of little +chickens to succeed Clara. There was little Hennie, who was sixteen, and +Biddy, who was fourteen, and Adelaide, and who knows how many more? How +could she refuse a young man, not very agreeable it is true, nor +particularly amiable, nor of good birth, at least on his father's side, +but otherwise eligible, and heir to so many thousands a year? The +Newcomes, on their side, think it a desirable match. Barnes, it must be +confessed, is growing rather selfish, and has some bachelor ways which a +wife will reform. Lady Kew is strongly for the match. With her own family +interest, Lord Steyne and Lord Kew, her nephews, and Barnes's own +father-in-law, Lord Dorking, in the Peers, why shall not the Newcomes sit +there too, and resume the old seat which all the world knows they had in +the time of Richard III.? Barnes and his father had got up quite a belief +about a Newcome killed at Bosworth, along with King Richard, and hated +Henry VII. as an enemy of their noble race. So all the parties were +pretty well agreed. Lady Anne wrote rather a pretty little poem about +welcoming the white Fawn to the Newcome bowers, and "Clara" was made to +rhyme with "fairer," and "timid does and antlered deer to dot the glades +of Chanticlere," quite in a picturesque way. Lady Kew pronounced that the +poem was very pretty indeed. + +The year after Jack Belsize made his foreign tour he returned to London +for the season. Lady Clara did not happen to be there; her health was a +little delicate, and her kind parents took her abroad; so all things went +on very smoothly and comfortably indeed. + +Yes, but when things were so quiet and comfortable, when the ladies of +the two families had met at the Congress of Baden, and liked each other +so much, when Barnes and his papa the Baronet, recovered from his +illness, were actually on their journey from Aix-la-Chapelle, and Lady +Kew in motion from Kissingen to the Congress of Baden, why on earth +should Jack Belsize, haggard, wild, having been winning great sums, it +was said, at Hombourg, forsake his luck there, and run over frantically +to Baden? He wore a great thick beard, a great slouched hat--he looked +like nothing more or less than a painter or an Italian brigand. +Unsuspecting Clive, remembering the jolly dinner which Jack had procured +for him at the Guards' mess in St. James's, whither Jack himself came +from the Horse Guards--simple Clive, seeing Jack enter the town, hailed +him cordially, and invited him to dinner, and Jack accepted, and Clive +told him all the news he had of the place; how Kew was there, and Lady +Anne Newcome, and Ethel; and Barnes was coming. "I am not very fond of +him either," says Clive, smiling, when Belsize mentioned his name. So +Barnes was coming to marry that pretty little Lady Clara Pulleyn. The +knowing youth! I dare say he was rather pleased with his knowledge of the +fashionable world, and the idea that Jack Belsize would think he, too, +was somebody. + +Jack drank an immense quantity of champagne, and the dinner over, as they +could hear the band playing from Clive's open windows in the snug clean +little Hotel de France, Jack proposed they should go on the promenade. M. +de Florac was of the party; he had been exceedingly jocular when Lord +Kew's name was mentioned, and said, "Ce petit Kiou! M. le Duc d'Ivry, mon +oncle, l'honore d'une amitie toute particuliere." These three gentlemen +walked out; the promenade was crowded, the was band playing "Home, sweet +Home" very sweetly, and the very first persons they met on the walk were +the Lords of Kew and Dorking, on the arm of which latter venerable peer +his daughter Lady Clara was hanging. + +Jack Belsize, in a velvet coat, with a sombrero slouched over his face, +with a beard reaching to his waist, was, no doubt, not recognised at +first by the noble lord of Dorking, for he was greeting the other two +gentlemen with his usual politeness and affability; when, of a sudden, +Lady Clara looking up, gave a little shriek and fell down lifeless on the +gravel walk. Then the old earl recognised Mr. Belsize, and Clive heard +him say, "You villain, how dare you come here?" + +Belsize had flung himself down to lift up Clara, calling her frantically +by her name, when old Dorking sprang to seize him. + +"Hands off, my lord," said the other, shaking the old man from his back. +"Confound you, Jack, hold your tongue," roars out Kew. Clive runs for a +chair, and a dozen were forthcoming. Florac skips back with a glass of +water. Belsize runs towards the awakening girl: and the father, for an +instant losing all patience and self-command, trembling in every limb, +lifts his stick, and says again, "Leave her, you ruffian." "Lady Clara +has fainted again, sir," says Captain Belsize. "I am staying at the Hotel +de France. If you touch me, old man" (this in a very low voice), "by +Heaven I shall kill you. I wish you good morning;" and taking a last long +look at the lifeless girl, he lifts his hat and walks away. Lord Dorking +mechanically takes his hat off, and stands stupidly gazing after him. He +beckoned Clive to follow him, and a crowd of the frequenters of the place +are by this time closed round the fainting young lady. + +Here was a pretty incident in the Congress of Baden! + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX + +In which Barnes comes a-wooing + + +Ethel had all along known that her holiday was to be a short one, and +that, her papa and Barnes arrived, there was to be no more laughing and +fun and sketching and walking with Clive; so she took the sunshine while +it lasted, determined to bear with a stout heart the bad weather. + +Sir Brian Newcome and his eldest born arrived at Baden on the very night +of Jack Belsize's performance upon the promenade; of course it was +necessary to inform the young bridegroom of the facts. His acquaintances +of the public, who by this time know his temper, and are acquainted with +his language, can imagine the explosions of the one and the vehemence of +the other; it was a perfect feu d'artifice of oaths which he sent up. Mr. +Newcome only fired off these volleys of curses when he was in a passion, +but then he was in a passion very frequently. + +As for Lady Clara's little accident, he was disposed to treat that very +lightly. "Poor dear Clara, of course, of course," he said, "she's been +accustomed to fainting fits; no wonder she was agitated on the sight of +that villain, after his infernal treatment of her. If I had been there" +(a volley of oaths comes here along the whole line) "I should have +strangled the scoundrel; I should have murdered him." + +"Mercy, Barnes!" cries Lady Anne. + +"It was a mercy Barnes was not there," says Ethel, gravely; "a fight +between him and Captain Belsize would have been awful indeed." + +"I am afraid of no man, Ethel," says Barnes fiercely, with another oath. + +"Hit one of your own size, Barnes," says Miss Ethel (who had a number of +school-phrases from her little brothers, and used them on occasions +skilfully). "Hit Captain Belsize, he has no friends." + +As Jack Belsize from his height and strength was fitted to be not only an +officer but actually a private in his former gallant regiment, and +brother Barnes was but a puny young gentleman, the idea of a personal +conflict between them was rather ridiculous. Some notion of this sort may +have passed through Sir Brian's mind, for the Baronet said with his usual +solemnity, "It is the cause, Ethel, it is the cause, my dear, which gives +strength; in such a cause as Barnes's, with a beautiful young creature to +protect from a villain, any man would be strong, any man would be +strong." "Since his last attack," Barnes used to say, "my poor old +governor is exceedingly shaky, very groggy about the head;" which was the +fact. Barnes was already master at Newcome and the bank, and awaiting +with perfect composure the event which was to place the blood-red hand of +the Newcome baronetcy on his own brougham. + +Casting his eyes about the room, a heap of drawings, the work of a +well-known hand which he hated, met his eye. There were a half-dozen +sketches of Baden; Ethel on horseback again; the children and the dogs +just in the old way. "D--- him, is he here?" screams out Barnes. "Is that +young pothouse villain here? and hasn't Kew knocked his head off? Is +Clive Newcome here, sir," he cries out to his father. "The Colonel's son. +I have no doubt they met by----" + +"By what, Barnes?" says Ethel. + +"Clive is here, is he?" says the Baronet; "making caricatures, hey? You +did not mention him in your letters, Lady Anne." + +Sir Brian was evidently very much touched by his last attack. + +Ethel blushed; it was a curious fact, but there had been no mention of +Clive in the ladies' letters to Sir Brian. + +"My dear, we met him by the merest chance, at Bonn, travelling with a +friend of his; and he speaks a little German, and was very useful to us, +and took one of the boys in his britzska the whole way." + +"Boys always crowd in a carriage," says Sir Brian. "Kick your shins; +always in the way. I remember, when we used to come in the carriage from +Clapham, when we were boys, I used to kick my brother Tom's shins. Poor +Tom, he was a devilish wild fellow in those days. You don't recollect +Tom, my Lady Anne?" + +Further anecdotes from Sir Brian are interrupted by Lord Kew's arrival. +"How dydo, Kew!" cries Barnes. "How's Clara?" and Lord Kew walking up +with great respect to shake hands with Sir Brian, says, "I am glad to see +you looking so well, sir," and scarcely takes any notice of Barnes. That +Mr. Barnes Newcome was an individual not universally beloved, is a point +of history of which there can be no doubt. + +"You have not told me how Clara is, my good fellow," continues Barnes. "I +have heard all about her meeting with that villain, Jack Belsize." + +"Don't call names, my good fellow," says Lord Kew. "It strikes me you +don't know Belsize well enough to call him by nicknames or by other +names. Lady Clara Pulleyn, I believe, is very unwell indeed." + +"Confound the fellow! How dared he to come here?" cries Barnes, backing +from this little rebuff. + +"Dare is another ugly word. I would advise you not to use it to the +fellow himself." + +"What do you mean?" says Barnes, looking very serious in an instant. + +"Easy, my good friend. Not so very loud. It appears, Ethel, that poor +Jack--I know him pretty well, you see, Barnes, and may call him by what +names I like--had been dining to-day with cousin Clive; he and M. de +Florac; and that they went with Jack to the promenade, not in the least +aware of Mr. Jack Belsize's private affairs, or of the shindy that was +going to happen." + +"By Jove, he shall answer for it," cries out Barnes in a loud voice. + +"I dare say he will, if you ask him," says the other drily; "but not +before ladies. He'd be afraid of frightening them. Poor Jack was always +as gentle as a lamb before women. I had some talk with the Frenchman just +now," continued Lord Kew gaily, as if wishing to pass over this side of +the subject. "Mi Lord Kiou," says he, "we have made your friend Jac to +hear reason. He is a little fou, your friend Jack. He drank champagne at +dinner like an ogre. How is the charmante Miss Clara? Florac, you see, +calls her Miss Clara, Barnes; the world calls her Lady Clara. You call +her Clara. You happy dog, you." + +"I don't see why that infernal young cub of a Clive is always meddling in +our affairs," cries out Barnes, whose rage was perpetually being whipped +into new outcries. "Why has he been about this house? Why is he here?" + +"It is very well for you that he was, Barnes," Lord Kew said. "The young +fellow showed great temper and spirit. There has been a famous row, but +don't be alarmed, it is all over. It is all over, everybody may go to bed +and sleep comfortably. Barnes need not get up in the morning to punch +Jack Belsize's head. I'm sorry for your disappointment, you Fenchurch +Street fire-eater. Come away. It will be but proper, you know, for a +bridegroom elect to go and ask news of la charmante Miss Clara." + +"As we went out of the house," Lord Kew told Clive, "I said to Barnes +that every word I had uttered upstairs with regard to the reconciliation +was a lie. That Jack Belsize was determined to have his blood, and was +walking under the lime-trees by which we had to pass with a thundering +big stick. You should have seen the state the fellow was in, sir. The +sweet youth started back, and turned as yellow as a cream cheese. Then +he made a pretext to go into his room, and said it was for his +pocket-handkerchief, but I know it was for a pistol; for he dropped his +hand from my arm into his pocket, every time I said 'Here's Jack,' as we +walked down the avenue to Lord Dorking's apartment." + +A great deal of animated business had been transacted during the two +hours subsequent to poor Lady Clara's mishap. Clive and Belsize had +returned to the former's quarters, while gentle J. J. was utilising the +last rays of the sun to tint a sketch which he had made during the +morning. He fled to his own apartment on the arrival of the +fierce-looking stranger, whose glaring eyes, pallid looks, shaggy beard, +clutched hands, and incessant gasps and mutterings as he strode up and +down, might well scare a peaceable person. Very terrible must Jack have +looked as he trampled those boards in the growing twilight, anon stopping +to drink another tumbler of champagne, then groaning expressions of +inarticulate wrath, and again sinking down on Clive's bed with a dropping +head and breaking voice, crying, "Poor little thing, poor little devil." + +"If the old man sends me a message, you will stand by me, won't you, +Newcome? He was a fierce old fellow in his time, and I have seen him +shoot straight enough at Chanticlere. I suppose you know what the affair +is about?" + +"I never heard of it before, but I think I understand," says Clive, +gravely. + +"I can't ask Kew, he is one of the family; he is going to marry Miss +Newcome. It is no use asking him." + +All Clive's blood tingled at the idea that any man was going to marry +Miss Newcome. He knew it before--a fortnight since, and it was nothing to +him to hear it. He was glad that the growing darkness prevented his face +from being seen. "I am of the family, too," said Clive, "and Barnes +Newcome and I had the same grandfather." + +"Oh, yes, old boy--old banker, the weaver, what was he? I forgot," says +poor Jack, kicking on Clive's bed, "in that family the Newcomes don't +count. I beg your pardon," groans poor Jack. + +They lapse into silence, during which Jack's cigar glimmers from the +twilight corner where Clive's bed is; whilst Clive wafts his fragrance +out of the window where he sits, and whence he has a view of Lady Anne +Newcome's windows to the right, over the bridge across the little rushing +river, at the Hotel de Hollande hard by. The lights twinkle in the booths +under the pretty lime avenues. The hum of distant voices is heard; the +gambling-palace is all in a blaze; it is an assembly night, and from the +doors of the conversation rooms, as they open and close, escape gusts of +harmony. Behind on the little hill the darkling woods lie calm, the edges +of the fir-trees cut sharp against the sky, which is clear with a +crescent moon and the lambent lights of the starry hosts of heaven. Clive +does not see pine-robed hills and shining stars, nor think of pleasure in +its palace yonder, nor of pain writhing on his own bed within a few feet +of him, where poor Belsize was groaning. His eyes are fixed upon a window +whence comes the red light of a lamp, across which shadows float now and +again. So every light in every booth yonder has a scheme of its own: +every star above shines by itself; and each individual heart of ours goes +on brightening with its own hopes, burning with its own desires, and +quivering with its own pain. + +The reverie is interrupted by the waiter, who announces M. le Vicomte de +Florac, and a third cigar is added to the other two smoky lights. Belsize +is glad to see Florac, whom he has known in a thousand haunts. "He will +do my business for me. He has been out half a dozen times," thinks Jack. +It would relieve the poor fellow's boiling blood that some one would let +a little out. He lays his affair before Florac; he expects a message from +Lord Dorking. + +"Comment donc?" cries Florac; "il y avait donc quelque chose! Cette +pauvre petite Miss! Vous voulez tuer le pere, apres avoir delaisse la +fille? Cherchez d'autres temoins, Monsieur. Le Vicomte de Florac ne se +fait pas complice de telles lachetes." + +"By Heaven," says Jack, sitting up on the bed, with his eyes glaring, "I +have a great mind, Florac, to wring your infernal little neck, and to +fling you out of the window. Is all the world going to turn against me? I +am half mad as it is. If any man dares to think anything wrong regarding +that little angel, or to fancy that she is not as pure, and as good, and +as gentle, and as innocent, by Heaven, as any angel there,--if any man +thinks I'd be the villain to hurt her, I should just like to see him," +says Jack. "By the Lord, sir, just bring him to me. Just tell the waiter +to send him upstairs. Hurt her! I hurt her! Oh! I'm a fool! a fool! a +d----d fool! Who's that?" + +"It's Kew," says a voice out of the darkness from behind cigar No. 4, and +Clive now, having a party assembled, scrapes a match and lights his +candles. + +"I heard your last words, Jack," Lord Kew says bluntly, "and you never +spoke more truth in your life. Why did you come here? What right had you +to stab that poor little heart over again, and frighten Lady Clara with +your confounded hairy face? You promised me you would never see her. You +gave your word of honour you wouldn't, when I gave you the money to go +abroad. Hang the money, I don't mind that; it was on your promise that +you would prowl about her no more. The Dorkings left London before you +came there; they gave you your innings. They have behaved kindly and +fairly enough to that poor girl. How was she to marry such a bankrupt +beggar as you are? What you have done is a shame, Charley Belsize. I tell +you it is unmanly and cowardly." + +"Pst," says Florac, "numero deux, voila le mot lache." + +"Don't bite your thumb at me," Kew went on. "I know you could thrash me, +if that's what you mean by shaking your fists; so could most men. I tell +you again--you have done a bad deed; you have broken your word of honour, +and you knocked down Clara Pulleyn to-day as cruelly as if you had done +it with your hand." + +With this rush upon him, and fiery assault of Kew, Belsize was quite +bewildered. The huge man flung up his great arms, and let them drop at +his side as a gladiator that surrenders, and asks for pity. He sank down +once more on the iron bed. + +"I don't know," says he, rolling and rolling round, in one of his great +hands, one of the brass knobs of the bed by which he was seated. "I don't +know, Frank," says he, "what the world is coming to, or me either; here +is twice in one night I have been called a coward by you, and by that +little what-d'-you-call-'m. I beg your pardon, Florac. I don't know +whether it is very brave in you to hit a chap when he is down: hit again, +I have no friends. I have acted like a blackguard, I own that; I did +break my promise; you had that safe enough, Frank, my boy; but I did not +think it would hurt her to see me," says he, with a dreadful sob in his +voice. "By--I would have given ten years of my life to look at her. I was +going mad without her. I tried every place, everything; went to Ems, to +Wiesbaden, to Hombourg, and played like hell. It used to excite me once, +and now I don't care for it. I won no end of money,--no end for a poor +beggar like me, that is; but I couldn't keep away. I couldn't, and if she +had been at the North Pole, by Heavens I would have followed her." + +"And so just to look at her, just to give your confounded stupid eyes two +minutes' pleasure, you must bring about all this pain, you great baby," +cries Kew, who was very soft-hearted, and in truth quite torn himself by +the sight of poor Jack's agony. + +"Get me to see her for five minutes, Kew," cries the other, griping his +comrade's hand in his; "but for five minutes." + +"For shame," cries Lord Kew, shaking away his hand, "be a man, Jack, and +have no more of this puling. It's not a baby, that must have its toy, and +cries because it can't get it. Spare the poor girl this pain, for her own +sake, and balk yourself of the pleasure of bullying and making her +unhappy." + +Belsize started up with looks that were by no means pleasant. "There's +enough of this chaff I have been called names, and blackguarded quite +sufficiently for one sitting. I shall act as I please. I choose to take +my own way, and if any gentleman stops me he has full warning." And he +fell to tugging his mustachios, which were of a dark tawny hue, and +looked as warlike as he had ever done on any field-day. + +"I take the warning!" said Lord Kew. "And if I know the way you are +going, as I think I do, I will do my best to stop you, madman as you are! +You can hardly propose to follow her to her own doorway and pose yourself +before your mistress as the murderer of her father, like Rodrigue in the +French play. If Rooster were here it would be his business to defend his +sister; In his absence I will take the duty on myself, and I say to you, +Charles Belsize, in the presence of these gentlemen, that any man who +iusults this young lady, who persecutes her with his presence, knowing it +can but pain her, who persists in following her when he has given his +word of honour to avoid her, that such a man is----" + +"What, my Lord Kew?" cries Belsize, whose chest began to heave. + +"You know what," answers the other. "You know what a man is who insults a +poor woman, and breaks his word of honour. Consider the word said, and +act upon it as you think fit." + +"I owe you four thousand pounds, Kew," says Belsize, "and I have got four +thousand on the bills, besides four hundred when I came out of that +place." + +"You insult me the more," cries Kew, flashing out, "by alluding to the +money. If you will leave this place to-morrow, well and good; if not, you +will please to give me a meeting. Mr. Newcome will you be so kind as to +act as my friend? We are connexions, you know, and this gentleman chooses +to insult a lady who is about to become one of our family." + +"C'est bien, milord. Ma foi! c'est d'agir en vrai gentilhomme," says +Florac, delighted. "Touchez-la, mon petit Kiou. Tu as du coeur. Godam! +you are a brave! A brave fellow!" and the Viscount reached out his hand +cordially to Lord Kew. + +His purpose was evidently pacific. From Kew he turned to the great +guardsman, and taking him by the coat began to apostrophise him. "And +you, mon gros," says he, "is there no way of calming this hot blood +without a saignee? Have you a penny to the world? Can you hope to carry +off your Chimene, O Rodrigue, and live by robbing afterwards on the great +way? Suppose you kill ze Fazer, you kill Kiou, you kill Roostere, your +Chimene will have a pretty moon of honey." + +"What the devil do you mean about your Chimene and your Rodrigue? Do you +mean, Viscount----?" says Belsize, "Jack Belsize once more, and he dashed +his hand across his eyes. Kew has riled me, and he drove me half wild. I +ain't much of a Frenchman, but I know enough of what you said, to say +it's true, by Jove, and that Frank Kew's a trump. That's what you mean. +Give us your hand, Frank. God bless you, old boy; don't be too hard upon +me, you know I'm d----d miserable, that I am. Hullo! What's this?" Jack's +pathetic speech was interrupted at this instant, for the Vicomte de +Florac in his enthusiasm rushed into his arms, and jumped up towards his +face and proceeded to kiss Jack. A roar of immense laughter, as he shook +the little Viscount off, cleared the air and ended this quarrel. + +Everybody joined in this chorus, the Frenchman with the rest, who said, +"he loved to laugh meme when he did not know why." And now came the +moment of the evening, when Clive, according to Lord Kew's saying, +behaved so well and prevented Barnes from incurring a great danger. In +truth, what Mr. Clive did or said amounted exactly to nothing. What +moments can we not all remember in our lives when it would have been so +much wittier and wiser to say and do nothing? + +Florac, a very sober drinker like most of his nation, was blessed with a +very fine appetite, which, as he said, renewed itself thrice a day at +least. He now proposed supper, and poor Jack was for supper too, and +especially more drink, champagne and seltzer-water; "bring champagne and +seltzer-water, there is nothing like it." Clive could not object to this +entertainment, which was ordered forthwith, and the four young men sat +down to share it. + +Whilst Florac was partaking of his favourite ecrevisses, giving not only +his palate but his hands, his beard, his mustachios and cheeks a full +enjoyment of the sauce which he found so delicious, he chose to revert +now and again to the occurrences which had just passed, and which had +better perhaps have been forgotten, and gaily rallied Belsize upon his +warlike humour. "If ze petit pretendu was here, what would you have done +wiz him, Jac? You would croquer im, like zis ecrevisse, hein? You would +mache his bones, hein?" + +Jack, who had forgotten to put the seltzer-water into his champagne, +writhed at the idea of having Barnes Newcome before him, and swore, could +he but see Barnes, he would take the little villain's life. + +And but for Clive, Jack might actually have beheld his enemy. Young Clive +after the meal went to the window with his eternal cigar, and of course +began to look at That Other window. Here, as he looked, a carriage had at +the moment driven up. He saw two servants descend, then two gentlemen, +and then he heard a well-known voice swearing at the couriers. To his +credit be it said, he checked the exclamation which was on his lips, and +when he came back to the table did not announce to Kew or his right-hand +neighbour Belsize, that his uncle and Barnes had arrived. Belsize, by +this time, had had quite too much wine: when the viscount went away, poor +Jack's head was nodding; he had been awake all the night before; +sleepless for how many nights previous. He scarce took any notice of the +Frenchman's departure. + +Lord Kew remained. He was for taking Jack to walk, and for reasoning with +him further, and for entering more at large than perhaps he chose to do +before the two others upon this family dispute. Clive took a moment to +whisper to Lord Kew, "My uncle and Barnes are arrived, don't let Belsize +go out; for goodness' sake let us get him to bed." + +And lest the poor fellow should take a fancy to visit his mistress by +moonlight, when he was safe in his room Lord Kew softly turned the key in +Mr. Jack's door. + + + + +CHAPTER XXX + +A Retreat + + +As Clive lay awake revolving the strange incidents of the day, and +speculating upon the tragedy in which he had been suddenly called to take +a certain part, a sure presentiment told him that his own happy holiday +was come to an end, and that the clouds and storm which he had always +somehow foreboded, were about to break and obscure this brief pleasant +period of sunshine. He rose at a very early hour, flung his windows open, +looked out no doubt towards those other windows in the neighbouring +hotel, where he may have fancied he saw a curtain stirring, drawn by a +hand that every hour now he longed more to press. He turned back into his +chamber with a sort of groan, and surveyed some of the relics of the last +night's little feast, which still remained on the table. There were the +champagne-flasks which poor Jack Belsize had emptied, the tall +seltzer-water bottle, from which the gases had issued and mingled with +the hot air of the previous night's talk; glasses with dregs of liquor, +ashes of cigars, or their black stumps, strewing the cloth; the dead men, +the burst guns of yesterday's battle. Early as it was, his neighbour J. J +had been up before him. Clive could hear him singing as was his wont when +the pencil went well, and the colours arranged themselves to his +satisfaction over his peaceful and happy work. + +He pulled his own drawing-table to the window, set out his board and +colour-box, filled a great glass from the seltzer-water bottle, drank +some of the vapid liquor, and plunged his brushes in the rest, with which +he began to paint. The work all went wrong. There was no song for him +over his labour; he dashed brush and board aside after a while, opened +his drawers, pulled out his portmanteaus from under the bed, and fell to +packing mechanically. J. J. heard the noise from the next room, and came +in smiling, with a great painting-brush in his mouth. + +"Have the bills in, J. J.," says Clive. "Leave your cards on your +friends, old boy; say good-bye to that pretty little strawberry-girl +whose picture you have been doing; polish it off to-day, and dry the +little thing's tears. I read P.P.C. in the stars last night, and my +familiar spirit came to me in a vision, and said, 'Clive, son of Thomas, +put thy travelling-boots on.'" + +Lest any premature moralist should prepare to cry fie against the good, +pure-minded little J. J., I hereby state that his strawberry-girl was a +little village maiden of seven years old, whose sweet little picture a +bishop purchased at the next year's Exhibition. + +"Are you going already?" cries J. J., removing the bit out of his mouth. +"I thought you had arranged parties for a week to come, and that the +princesses and the duchesses had positively forbidden the departure of +your lordship!" + +"We have dallied at Capua long enough," says Clive; "and the legions have +the route for Rome. So wills Hannibal, the son of Hasdrubal." + +"The son of Hasdrubal is quite right," his companion answered; "the +sooner we march the better. I have always said it; I will get all the +accounts in. Hannibal has been living like a voluptuous Carthaginian +prince. One, two, three champagne-bottles! There will be a deuce of a +bill to pay." + +"Ah! there will be a deuce of a bill to pay," says Clive, with a groan +whereof J. J. knew the portent; for the young men had the confidence of +youth one in another. Clive was accustomed to pour out his full heart to +any crony who was near him; and indeed had he spoken never a word, his +growing attachment to his cousin was not hard to see. A hundred times, +and with the glowing language and feelings of youth, with the fire of his +twenty years, with the ardour of a painter, he had spoken of her and +described her. Her magnanimous simplicity, her courage and lofty scorn, +her kindness towards her little family, her form, her glorious colour of +rich carnation and dazzling white, her queenly grace when quiescent and +in motion, had constantly formed the subjects of this young gentleman's +ardent eulogies. As he looked at a great picture or statue, as the Venus +of Milo, calm and deep, unfathomably beautiful as the sea from which she +sprung; as he looked at the rushing Aurora of the Rospigliosi, or the +Assumption of Titian, more bright and glorious than sunshine, or that +divine Madonna and divine Infant, of Dresden, whose sweet faces must have +shone upon Raphael out of heaven; his heart sang hymns, as it were, +before these gracious altars; and, somewhat as he worshipped these +masterpieces of his art, he admired the beauty of Ethel. + +J. J. felt these things exquisitely after his manner, and enjoyed honest +Clive's mode of celebration and rapturous fioriture of song; but Ridley's +natural note was much gentler, and he sang his hymns in plaintive minors. +Ethel was all that was bright and beautiful but--but she was engaged to +Lord Kew. The shrewd kind confidant used gently to hint the sad fact to +the impetuous hero of this piece. The impetuous hero knew this quite +well. As he was sitting over his painting-board he would break forth +frequently, after his manner, in which laughter and sentiment were +mingled, and roar out with all the force of his healthy young lungs---- + + "But her heart it is another's, she never--can--be--mine;" + +and then hero and confidant would laugh each at his drawing-table. Miss +Ethel went between the two gentlemen by the name of Alice Grey. + +Very likely, Night, the Grey Mentor, had given Clive Newcome the benefit +of his sad counsel. Poor Belsize's agony, and the wretchedness of the +young lady who shared in the desperate passion, may have set our young +man a-thinking; and Lord Kew's frankness and courage, and honour, whereof +Clive had been a witness during the night, touched his heart with a +generous admiration, and manned him for a trial which he felt was indeed +severe. He thought of the dear old father ploughing the seas on the way +to his duty, and was determined, by Heaven's help, to do his own. Only +three weeks since, when strolling careless about Bonn he had lighted upon +Ethel and the laughing group of little cousins, he was a boy as they +were, thinking but of the enjoyment of the day and the sunshine, as +careless as those children. And now the thoughts and passions which had +sprung up in a week or two, had given him an experience such as years do +not always furnish; and our friend was to show, not only that he could +feel love in his heart, but that he could give proof of courage, and +self-denial, and honour. + +"Do you remember, J. J.," says he, as boots and breeches went plunging +into the portmanteau, and with immense energy, he pummels down one upon +the other, "do you remember" (a dig into the snowy bosom of a dress +cambric shirt) "my dear old father's only campaign story of his running +away" (a frightful blow into the ribs of a waistcoat), "running away at +Asseer-Ghur?" + +"Asseer-What?" says J. J. wondering. + +"The siege of Asseer-Ghur!" says Clive, "fought in the eventful year +1803: Lieutenant Newcome, who has very neat legs, let me tell you, which +also he has imparted to his descendants, had put on a new pair of leather +breeches, for he likes to go handsomely dressed into action. His horse +was shot, the enemy were upon him, and the governor had to choose between +death and retreat. I have heard his brother-officers say that my dear old +father was the bravest man they ever knew, the coolest hand, sir. What do +you think it was Lieutenant Newcome's duty to do under these +circumstances? To remain alone as he was, his troop having turned about, +and to be cut down by the Mahratta horsemen--to perish or to run, sir?" + +"I know which I should have done," says Ridley. + +"Exactly. Lieutenant Newcome adopted that course. His bran-new leather +breeches were exceedingly tight, and greatly incommoded the rapidity of +his retreating movement, but he ran away, sir, and afterwards begot your +obedient servant. That is the history of the battle of Asseer-Ghur." + +"And now for the moral," says J. J., not a little amused. + +"J. J., old boy, this is my battle of Asseer-Ghur. I am off. Dip into the +money-bag: pay the people: be generous, J. J., but not too prodigal. The +chambermaid is ugly, yet let her not want for a crown to console her at +our departure. The waiters have been brisk and servile; reward the slaves +for their labours. Forget not the humble boots, so shall he bless us when +we depart. For artists are gentlemen, though Ethel does not think so. De +--No--God bless her, God bless her," groans out Clive, cramming his two +fists into his eyes. If Ridley admired him before, he thought none the +worse of him now. And if any generous young fellow in life reads the +Fable, which may possibly concern him, let him take a senior's counsel +and remember that there are perils in our battle, God help us, from which +the bravest had best run away. + +Early as the morning yet was, Clive had a visitor, and the door opened to +let in Lord Kew's honest face. Ridley retreated before it into his own +den; the appearance of earls scared the modest painter, though he was +proud and pleased that his Clive should have their company. Lord Kew +indeed lived in more splendid apartments on the first floor of the hotel, +Clive and his friend occupying a couple of spacious chambers on the +second story. "You are an early bird," says Kew. "I got up myself in a +panic before daylight almost; Jack was making a deuce of a row in his +room, and fit to blow the door out. I have been coaxing him for this +hour; I wish we had thought of giving him a dose of laudanum last night; +if it finished him, poor old boy, it would do him no harm." And then, +laughing, he gave Clive an account of his interview with Barnes on the +previous night. "You seem to be packing up to go, too," says Lord Kew, +with a momentary glance of humour darting from his keen eyes. The weather +is breaking up here, and if you are going to cross the St. Gothard, as +the Newcomes told me, the sooner the better. It's bitter cold over the +mountains in October." + +"Very cold," says Clive, biting his nails. + +"Post or Vett.?" asks my lord. + +"I bought a carriage at Frankfort," says Clive, in an offhand manner. + +"Hulloh!" cries the other, who was perfectly kind, and entirely frank and +pleasant, and showed no difference in his conversation with men of any +degree, except perhaps that to his inferiors in station he was a little +more polite than to his equals; but who would as soon have thought of a +young artist leaving Baden in a carriage of his own as of his riding away +on a dragon. + +"I only gave twenty pounds for the carriage; it's a little light thing, +we are two, a couple of horses carry us and our traps, you know, and we +can stop where we like. I don't depend upon my profession," Clive added, +with a blush. "I made three guineas once, and that is the only money I +ever gained in my life." + +"Of course, my dear fellow, have not I been to your father's house? At +that pretty ball, and seen no end of fine people there? We are young +swells. I know that very well. We only paint for pleasure." + +"We are artists, and we intend to paint for money, my lord," says Clive. +"Will your lordship give me an order?" + +"My lordship serves me right," the other said. "I think, Newcome, as you +are going, I think you might do some folks here a good turn, though the +service is rather a disagreeable one. Jack Belsize is not fit to be left +alone. I can't go away from here just now for reasons of state. Do be a +good fellow and take him with you. Put the Alps between him and this +confounded business, and if I can serve you in any way I shall be +delighted, if you will furnish me with the occasion. Jack does not know +yet that our amiable Barnes is here. I know how fond you are of him. I +have heard the story--glass of claret and all. We all love Barnes. How +that poor Lady Clara can have accepted him the Lord knows. We are +fearfully and wonderfully made, especially women." + +"Good heavens," Clive broke out, "can it be possible that a young +creature can have been brought to like such a selfish, insolent coxcomb +as that, such a cocktail as Barnes Newcome? You know very well, Lord Kew, +what his life is. There was a poor girl whom he brought out of a Newcome +factory when he was a boy himself, and might have had a heart one would +have thought, whom he ill-treated, whom he deserted, and flung out of +doors without a penny, upon some pretence of her infidelity towards him; +who came and actually sat down on the steps of Park Lane with a child on +each side of her, and not their cries and their hunger, but the fear of +his own shame and a dread of a police-court, forced him to give her a +maintenance. I never see the fellow but I loathe him, and long to kick +him out of window and this man is to marry a noble young lady because +forsooth he is a partner in a bank, and heir to seven or eight thousand a +year. Oh, it is a shame, it is a shame! It makes me sick when I think of +the lot which the poor thing is to endure." + +"It is not a nice story," said Lord Kew, rolling a cigarette; "Barnes is +not a nice man. I give you that in. You have not heard it talked about in +the family, have you?" + +"Good heavens! you don't suppose that I would speak to Ethel, to Miss +Newcome, about such a foul subject as that?" cries Clive. "I never +mentioned it to my own father. He would have turned Barnes out of his +doors if he had known it." + +"It was the talk about town, I know," Kew said dryly. "Everything is told +in those confounded clubs. I told you I give up Barnes. I like him no +more than you do. He may have treated the woman ill, I suspect he has not +an angelical temper: but in this matter he has not been so bad, so very +bad as it would seem. The first step is wrong, of course--those factory +towns--that sort of thing, you know--well, well, the commencement of the +business is a sad one. But he is not the only sinner in London. He has +declared on his honour to me when the matter was talked about, and he was +coming on for election at Bays's, and was as nearly as any man I ever +knew in my life,--he declared on his word that he only parted from poor +Mrs. Delacy, (Mrs. Delacy, the devil used to call herself) because he +found that she had served him--as such women will serve men. He offered +to send his children to school in Yorkshire--rather a cheap school--but +she would not part with them. She made a scandal in order to get good +terms, and she succeeded. He was anxious to break the connexion: he owned +it had hung like a millstone round his neck and caused him a great deal +of remorse--annoyance you may call it. He was immensely cut up about it. +I remember, when that fellow was hanged for murdering a woman, Barnes +said he did not wonder at his having done it. Young men make those +connexions in their early lives and rue them all their days after. He was +heartily sorry, that we may take for granted. He wished to lead a proper +life. My grandmother managed this business with the Dorkings. Lady Kew +still pulls stroke oar in our boat, you know, and the old woman will not +give up her place. They know everything, the elders do. He is a clever +fellow. He is witty in his way. When he likes he can make himself quite +agreeable to some people. There has been no sort of force. You don't +suppose young ladies are confined in dungeons and subject to tortures, do +you? But there is a brood of Pulleyns at Chanticlere, and old Dorking has +nothing to give them. His daughter accepted Barnes of her own free will, +he knowing perfectly well of that previous affair with Jack. The poor +devil bursts into the place yesterday and the girl drops down in a faint. +She will see Belsize this very day if he likes. I took a note from Lady +Dorking to him at five o'clock this morning. If he fancies that there is +any constraint put upon Lady Clara's actions she will tell him with her +own lips that she has acted of her own free will. She will marry the +husband she has chosen and do her duty by him. You are quite a young un +who boil and froth up with indignation at the idea that a girl hardly off +with an old love should take on with a new----" + +"I am not indignant with her," says Clive, "for breaking with Belsize, +but for marrying Barnes." + +"You hate him, and you know he is your enemy; and, indeed, young fellow, +he does not compliment you in talking about you. A pretty young +scapegrace he has made you out to be, and very likely thinks you to be. +It depends on the colours in which a fellow is painted. Our friends and +our enemies draw us,--and I often think both pictures are like," +continued the easy world-philosopher. "You hate Barnes, and cannot see +any good in him. He sees none in you. There have been tremendous shindies +in Park Lane a propos of your worship, and of a subject which I don't +care to mention," said Lord Kew, with some dignity; "and what is the +upshot of all this malevolence? I like you; I like your father, I think +he is a noble old boy; there are those who represented him as a sordid +schemer. Give Mr. Barnes the benefit of common charity at any rate; and +let others like him, if you do not. + +"And as for this romance of love," the young nobleman went on, kindling +as he spoke, and forgetting the slang and colloquialisms with which we +garnish all our conversation--"this fine picture of Jenny and Jessamy +falling in love at first sight, billing and cooing in an arbour, and +retiring to a cottage afterwards to go on cooing and billing--Psha! what +folly is this! It is good for romances, and for misses to sigh about; but +any man who walks through the world with his eyes open, knows how +senseless is all this rubbish. I don't say that a young man and woman are +not to meet, and to fall in love that instant, and to marry that day +year, and love each other till they are a hundred; that is the supreme +lot--but that is the lot which the gods only grant to Baucis and +Philemon, and a very, very few besides. As for the rest, they must +compromise; make themselves as comfortable as they can, and take the good +and the bad together. And as for Jenny and Jessamy, by Jove! look round +among your friends, count up the love matches, and see what has been the +end of most of them! Love in a cottage! Who is to pay the landlord for +the cottage? Who is to pay for Jenny's tea and cream, and Jessamy's +mutton-chops? If he has cold mutton, he will quarrel with her. If there +is nothing in the cupboard, a pretty meal they make. No, you cry out +against people in our world making money marriages. Why, kings and queens +marry on the same understanding. My butcher has saved a stockingful of +money, and marries his daughter to a young salesman; Mr. and Mrs. +Salesman prosper in life, and get an alderman's daughter for their son. +My attorney looks out amongst his clients for an eligible husband for +Miss Deeds; sends his son to the bar, into Parliament, where he cuts a +figure and becomes attorney-general, makes a fortune, has a house in +Belgrave Square, and marries Miss Deeds of the second generation to a +peer. Do not accuse us of being more sordid than our neighbours. We do +but as the world does; and a girl in our society accepts the best party +which offers itself, just as Miss Chummey, when entreated by two young +gentlemen of the order of costermongers, inclines to the one who rides +from market on a moke, rather than to the gentleman who sells his greens +from a handbasket." + +This tirade, which his lordship delivered with considerable spirit, was +intended no doubt to carry a moral for Clive's private hearing; and +which, to do him justice, the youth was not slow to comprehend. The point +was, "Young man, if certain persons of rank choose to receive you very +kindly, who have but a comely face, good manners, and three or four +hundred pounds a year, do not presume upon their good-nature, or indulge +in certain ambitious hopes which your vanity may induce you to form. Sail +down the stream with the brass-pots, Master Earthen-pot, but beware of +coming too near! You are a nice young man, but there are prizes which are +some too good for you, and are meant for your betters. And you might as +well ask the prime minister for the next vacant garter as expect to wear +on your breast such a star as Ethel Newcome." + +Before Clive made his accustomed visit to his friends at the hotel +opposite, the last great potentiary had arrived who was to take part in +the family Congress of Baden. In place of Ethel's flushing cheeks and +bright eyes, Clive found, on entering Lady Anne Newcome's sitting-room, +the parchment-covered features and the well-known hooked beak of the old +Countess of Kew. To support the glances from beneath the bushy black +eyebrows on each side of that promontory was no pleasant matter. The +whole family cowered under Lady Kew's eyes and nose, and she ruled by +force of them. It was only Ethel whom these awful features did not +utterly subdue and dismay. + +Besides Lady Kew, Clive had the pleasure of finding his lordship, her +grandson, Lady Anne and children of various sizes, and Mr. Barnes; not +one of whom was the person whom Clive desired to behold. + +The queer glance in Kew's eye directed towards Clive, who was himself not +by any means deficient in perception, informed him that there had just +been a conversation in which his own name had figured. Having been +abusing Clive extravagantly as he did whenever he mentioned his cousin's +name, Barnes must needs hang his head when the young fellow came in. His +hand was yet on the chamber-door, and Barnes was calling his miscreant +and scoundrel within; so no wonder Barnes had a hangdog look. But as for +Lady Kew, that veteran diplomatist allowed no signs of discomfiture, or +any other emotion, to display themselves on her ancient countenance. Her +bushy eyebrows were groves of mystery, her unfathomable eyes were wells +of gloom. + +She gratified Clive by a momentary loan of two knuckly old fingers, which +he was at liberty to hold or to drop; and then he went on to enjoy the +felicity of shaking hands with Mr. Barnes, who, observing and enjoying +his confusion over Lady Kew's reception, determined to try Clive in the +same way, and he gave Clive at the same time a supercilious "How de dah," +which the other would have liked to drive down his throat. A constant +desire to throttle Mr. Barnes--to beat him on the nose--to send him +flying out of window, was a sentiment with which this singular young man +inspired many persons whom he accosted. A biographer ought to be +impartial, yet I own, in a modified degree, to have partaken of this +sentiment. He looked very much younger than his actual time of life, and +was not of commanding stature; but patronised his equals, nay, let us +say, his betters, so insufferably, that a common wish for his suppression +existed amongst many persons in society. + +Clive told me of this little circumstance, and I am sorry to say of his +own subsequent ill behaviour. "We were standing apart from the ladies," +so Clive narrated, "when Barnes and I had our little passage-of-arms. He +had tried the finger business upon me before, and I had before told him, +either to shake hands or to leave it alone. You know the way in which the +impudent little beggar stands astride, and sticks his little feet out. I +brought my heel well down on his confounded little varnished toe, and +gave it a scrunch which made Mr. Barnes shriek out one of his loudest +oaths." + +"D--- clumsy ----!" screamed out Barnes. + +Clive said, in a low voice, "I thought you only swore at women, Barnes." + +"It is you that say things before women, Clive," cries his cousin, +looking very furious. + +Mr. Clive lost all patience. "In what company, Barnes, would you like me +to say, that I think you are a snob? Will you have it on the Parade? Come +out and I will speak to you." + +"Barnes can't go out on the Parade," cries Lord Kew, bursting out +laughing: "there's another gentleman there wanting him." And two of the +three young men enjoyed this joke exceedingly. I doubt whether Barnes +Newcome Newcome, Esq., of Newcome, was one of the persons amused. + +"What wickedness are you three boys laughing at?" cries Lady Anne, +perfectly innocent and good-natured; "no good, I will be bound. Come +here, Clive." Our young friend, it must be premised, had no sooner +received the thrust of Lady Kew's two fingers on entering, than it had +been intimated to him that his interview with that gracious lady was at +an end. For she had instantly called her daughter to her, with whom her +ladyship fell a-whispering; and then it was that Clive retreated from +Lady Kew's hand, to fall into Barnes's. + +"Clive trod on Barnes's toe," cries out cheery Lord Kew, "and has hurt +Barnes's favourite corn, so that he cannot go out, and is actually +obliged to keep the room. That's what we were laughing at." + +"Hem!" growled Lady Kew. She knew to what her grandson alluded. Lord Kew +had represented Jack Belsize, and his thundering big stick, in the most +terrific colours to the family council. The joke was too good a one not +to serve twice. + +Lady Anne, in her whispered conversation with the old Countess, had +possibly deprecated her mother's anger towards poor Clive, for when he +came up to the two ladies, the younger took his hand with great kindness, +and said, "My dear Clive, we are very sorry you are going. You were of +the greatest use to us on the journey. I am sure you have been uncommonly +good-natured and obliging, and we shall all miss you very much." Her +gentleness smote the generous young fellow, and an emotion of gratitude +towards her for being so compassionate to him in his misery, caused his +cheeks to blush and his eyes perhaps to moisten. "Thank you, dear aunt," +says he, "you have been very good and kind to me. It is I that shall feel +lonely; but--but it is quite time that I should go to my work." + +"Quite time!" said the severe possessor of the eagle beak. "Baden is a +bad place for young men. They make acquaintances here of which very +little good can come. They frequent the gambling-tables, and live with +the most disreputable French Viscounts. We have heard of your goings-on, +sir. It is a great pity that Colonel Newcome did not take you with him to +India." + +"My dear mamma," cries Lady Anne, "I am sure Clive has been a very good +boy indeed." The old lady's morality put a stop to Clive's pathetic mood, +and he replied with a great deal of spirit, "Dear Lady Anne, you have +been always very good, and kindness is nothing surprising from you; but +Lady Kew's advice, which I should not have ventured to ask, is an +unexpected favour; my father knows the extent of the gambling +transactions to which your ladyship was pleased to allude, and introduced +me to the gentleman whose acquaintance you don't seem to think eligible." + +"My good young man, I think it is time you were off," Lady Kew said, this +time with great good-humour; she liked Clive's spirit, and as long as he +interfered with none of her plans, was quite disposed to be friendly with +him. "Go to Rome, go to Florence, go wherever you like, and study very +hard, and make very good pictures, and come back again, and we shall all +be very glad to see you. You have very great talents--these sketches are +really capital." + +"Is not he very clever, mamma?" said kind Lady Anne, eagerly. Clive felt +the pathetic mood coming on again, and an immense desire to hug Lady Anne +in his arms, and to kiss her. How grateful are we--how touched a frank +and generous heart is for a kind word extended to us in our pain! The +pressure of a tender hand nerves a man for an operation, and cheers him +for the dreadful interview with the surgeon. + +That cool old operator, who had taken Mr. Clive's case in hand, now +produced her shining knife, and executed the first cut with perfect +neatness and precision. "We are come here, as I suppose you know, Mr. +Newcome, upon family matters, and I frankly tell you that I think, for +your own sake, you would be much better away. I wrote my daughter a great +scolding when I heard that you were in this place." + +"But it was by the merest chance, mamma, indeed it was," cries Lady Anne. + +"Of course, by the merest chance, and by the merest chance I heard of it +too. A little bird came and told me at Kissingen. You have no more sense, +Anne, than a goose. I have told you so a hundred times. Lady Anne +requested you to stay, and I, my good young friend, request you to go +away." + +"I needed no request," said Clive. "My going, Lady Kew, is my own act. I +was going without requiring any guide to show me to the door." + +"No doubt you were, and my arrival is the signal for Mr. Newcome's bon +jour. I am Bogey, and I frighten everybody away. By the scene which you +witnessed yesterday, my good young friend, and all that painful esclandre +on the promenade, you must see how absurd, and dangerous, and wicked-- +yes, wicked it is for parents to allow intimacies to spring up between +young people, which can only lead to disgrace and unhappiness. Lady +Dorking was another good-natured goose. I had not arrived yesterday ten +minutes, when my maid came running in to tell me of what had occurred on +the promenade; and, tired as I was, I went that instant to Jane Dorking +and passed the evening with her, and that poor little creature to whom +Captain Belsize behaved so cruelly. She does not care a fig for him--not +one fig. Her childish inclination is passed away these two years, whilst +Mr. Jack was performing his feats in prison; and if the wretch flatters +himself that it was on his account she was agitated yesterday, he is +perfectly mistaken, and you may tell him Lady Kew said so. She is subject +to fainting fits. Dr. Finck has been attending her ever since she has +been here. She fainted only last Tuesday at the sight of a rat walking +about their lodgings (they have dreadful lodgings, the Dorkings), and no +wonder she was frightened at the sight of that great coarse tipsy wretch! +She is engaged, as you know, to your connexion, my grandson, Barnes:--in +all respects a most eligible union. The rank of life of the parties suits +them to one another. She is a good young woman, and Barnes has +experienced from persons of another sort such horrors, that he will know +the blessing of domestic virtue. It was high time he should. I say all +this in perfect frankness to you. + +"Go back again and play in the garden, little brats" (this to the +innocents who came frisking in from the lawn in front of the windows). +"You have been? And Barnes sent you in here? Go up to Miss Quigley. No, +stop. Go and tell Ethel to come down; bring her down with you. Do you +understand?" + +The unconscious infants toddle upstairs to their sister; and Lady Kew +blandly says, "Ethel's engagement to my grandson, Lord Kew, has long been +settled in our family, though these things are best not talked about +until they are quite determined, you know, my dear Mr. Newcome. When we +saw you and your father in London, we heard that you too-that you too +were engaged to a young lady in your own rank of life, a Miss--what was +her name?--Miss MacPherson, Miss Mackenzie. Your aunt, Mrs. Hobson +Newcome, who I must say is a most blundering silly person, had set about +this story. It appears there is no truth in it. Do not look surprised +that I know about your affairs. I am an old witch, and know numbers of +things." + +And, indeed, how Lady Kew came to know this fact, whether her maid +corresponded with Lady Anne's maid, what her ladyship's means of +information were, avowed or occult, this biographer has never been able +to ascertain. Very likely Ethel, who in these last three weeks had been +made aware of that interesting circumstance, had announced it to Lady Kew +in the course of a cross-examination, and there may have been a battle +between the granddaughter and the grandmother, of which the family +chronicler of the Newcomes has had no precise knowledge. That there were +many such I know--skirmishes, sieges, and general engagements. When we +hear the guns, and see the wounded, we know there has been a fight. Who +knows had there been a battle-royal, and was Miss Newcome having her +wounds dressed upstairs? + +"You will like to say good-bye to your cousin, I know," Lady Kew +continued, with imperturbable placidity. "Ethel, my dear, here is Mr. +Clive Newcome, who has come to bid us all good-bye." The little girls +came trotting down at this moment, each holding a skirt of their elder +sister. She looked rather pale, but her expression was haughty--almost +fierce. + +Clive rose up as she entered, from the sofa by the old Countess's side, +which place she had pointed him to take during the amputation. He rose up +and put his hair back off his face, and said very calmly, "Yes, I'm come +to say good-bye. My holidays are over, and Ridley and I are off for Rome; +good-bye, and God bless you, Ethel." + +She gave him her hand and said, "Good-bye, Clive," but her hand did not +return his pressure, and dropped to her side, when he let it go. + +Hearing the words good-bye, little Alice burst into a howl, and little +Maude, who was an impetuous little thing, stamped her little red shoes +and said, "It san't be good-bye. Tlive san't go." Alice, roaring, clung +hold of Clive's trousers. He took them up gaily, each on an arm, as he +had done a hundred times, and tossed the children on to his shoulders, +where they used to like to pull his yellow mustachios. He kissed the +little hands and faces, and a moment after was gone. + +"Qu'as-tu?" says M. de Florac, meeting him going over the bridge to his +own hotel. "Qu'as-tu, mon petit Claive? Est-ce qu'on vient de t'arracher +une dent?" + +"C'est ca," says Clive, and walked into the Hotel de France. "Hulloh! J. +J.! Ridley!" he sang out. "Order the trap out and let's be off." "I +thought we were not to march till to-morrow," says J. J., divining +perhaps that some catastrophe had occurred. Indeed, Mr. Clive was going a +day sooner than he had intended. He woke at Fribourg the next morning. It +was the grand old cathedral he looked at, not Baden of the pine-clad +hills, of the pretty walks and the lime-tree avenues. Not Baden, the +prettiest booth of all Vanity Fair. The crowds and the music, the +gambling-tables and the cadaverous croupiers and chinking gold, were far +out of sight and hearing. There was one window in the Hotel de Hollande +that he thought of, how a fair arm used to open it in the early morning, +how the muslin curtain in the morning air swayed to and fro. He would +have given how much to see it once more! Walking about at Fribourg in the +night, away from his companions, he had thought of ordering horses, +galloping back to Baden, and once again under that window, calling Ethel, +Ethel. But he came back to his room and the quiet J. J., and to poor Jack +Belsize, who had had his tooth taken out too. + +We had almost forgotten Jack, who took a back seat in Clive's carriage, +as befits a secondary personage in this history, and Clive in truth had +almost forgotten him too. But Jack having his own cares and business, and +having rammed his own carpet-bag, brought it down without a word, and +Clive found him environed in smoke when he came down to take his place in +the little britzska. I wonder whether the window at the Hotel de Hollande +saw him go? There are some curtains behind which no historian, however +prying, is allowed to peep. + +"Tiens, le petit part," says Florac of the cigar, who was always +sauntering. "Yes, we go," says Clive. "There is a fourth place, Viscount; +will you come too?" + + 339 + +"I would love it well," replies Florac, "but I am here in faction. My +cousin and seigneur M. le Duc d'Ivry is coming all the way from Bagneres +de Bigorre. He says he counts on me:--affaires mon cher, affaires +d'etat." + +"How pleased the duchess will be! Easy with that bag!" shouts Clive. "How +pleased the princess will be!" In truth he hardly knew what he was +saying. + +"Vous croyez; vous croyez," says M. de Florac. "As you have a fourth +place, I know who had best take it." + +"And who is that?" asked the young traveller. + +Lord Kew and Barnes, Esq., of Newcome, came out of the Hotel de Hollande +at this moment. Barnes slunk back, seeing Jack Belsize's hairy face. Kew +ran over the bridge. "Good-bye, Clive. Good-bye, Jack." "Good-bye, Kew." +It was a great handshake. Away goes the postillion blowing his horn, and +young Hannibal has left Capua behind him. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI + +Madame la Duchesse + + +In one of Clive Newcome's letters from Baden, the young man described to +me, with considerable humour and numerous illustrations as his wont was, +a great lady to whom he was presented at that watering-place by his +friend Lord Kew. Lord Kew had travelled in the East with Monsieur le Duc +and Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry--the prince being an old friend of his +lordship's family. He is the "Q" of Madame d'Ivry's book of travels, +Footprints of the Gazelles, by a daughter of the Crusaders, in which she +prays so fervently for Lord Kew's conversion. He is the "Q" who rescued +the princess from the Arabs, and performed many a feat which lives in her +glowing pages. He persists in saying that he never rescued Madame la +Princesse from any Arabs at all, except from one beggar who was bawling +out for bucksheesh, and whom Kew drove away with a stick. They made +pilgrimages to all the holy places, and a piteous sight it was, said Lord +Kew, to see the old prince in the Jerusalem processions at Easter pacing +with bare feet and a candle. Here Lord Kew separated from the prince's +party. His name does not occur in the last part of the Footprints; which, +in truth, are filled full of strange rhapsodies, adventures which nobody +was but the princess, and mystic disquisitions. She hesitates at nothing, +like other poets of her nation: not profoundly learned, she invents where +she has not acquired: mingles together religion and the opera; and +performs Parisian pas-de-ballet before the gates of monasteries and the +cells of anchorites. She describes, as if she had herself witnessed the +catastrophe, the passage of the Red Sea: and, as if there were no doubt +of the transaction, an unhappy love-affair between Pharaoh's eldest son +and Moses's daughter. At Cairo, apropos of Joseph's granaries, she enters +into a furious tirade against Putiphar, whom she paints as an old savage, +suspicious and a tyrant. They generally have a copy of the Footprints of +the Gazelles at the Circulating Library at Baden, as Madame d'Ivry +constantly visits that watering-place. M. le Duc was not pleased with the +book, which was published entirely without his concurrence, and which he +described as one of the ten thousand follies of Madame la Duchesse. + +This nobleman was five-and-forty years older than his duchess. France is +the country where that sweet Christian institution of mariages de +convenance (which so many folks of the family about which this story +treats are engaged in arranging) is most in vogue. There the newspapers +daily announce that M. de Foy has a bureau de confiance, where families +may arrange marriages for their sons and daughters in perfect comfort and +security. It is but a question of money on one side and the other. +Mademoiselle has so many francs of dot; Monsieur has such and such rentes +or lands in possession or reversion, an etude d'avoue, a shop with a +certain clientele bringing him such and such an income, which may be +doubled by the judicious addition of so much capital, and the pretty +little matrimonial arrangement is concluded (the agent touching his +percentage), or broken off, and nobody unhappy, and the world none the +wiser. The consequences of the system I do not pretend personally to +know; but if the light literature of a country is a reflex of its +manners, and French novels are a picture of French life, a pretty society +must that be into the midst of which the London reader may walk in twelve +hours from this time of perusal, and from which only twenty miles of sea +separate us. + +When the old Duke d'Ivry, of the ancient ancient nobility of France, an +emigrant with Artois, a warrior with Conde, an exile during the reign of +the Corsican usurper, a grand prince, a great nobleman afterwards, though +shorn of nineteen-twentieths of his wealth by the Revolution,--when the +Duke d'Ivry lost his two sons, and his son's son likewise died, as if +fate had determined to end the direct line of that noble house, which had +furnished queens to Europe, and renowned chiefs to the Crusaders--being +of an intrepid spirit, the Duke was ill disposed to yield to his +redoubtable energy, in spite of the cruel blows which the latter had +inflicted upon him, and when he was more than sixty years of age, three +months before the July Revolution broke out, a young lady of a sufficient +nobility, a virgin of sixteen, was brought out of the convent of the +Sacre Coeur at Paris, and married with immense splendour and ceremony to +this princely widower. The most august names signed the book of the civil +marriage. Madame la Dauphine and Madame la Duchesse de Berri complimented +the young bride with royal favours. Her portrait by Dubufe was in the +Exhibition next year, a charming young duchess indeed, with black eyes, +and black ringlets, pearls on her neck, and diamonds in her hair, as +beautiful as a princess of a fairy tale. M. d'Ivry, whose early life may +have been rather oragious, was yet a gentleman perfectly well conserved. +Resolute against fate his enemy (one would fancy fate was of an +aristocratic turn, and took especial delight in combats with princely +houses; the Atridae, the Borbonidae, the Ivrys,--the Browns and Joneses +being of no account), the prince seemed to be determined not only to +secure a progeny, but to defy age. At sixty he was still young, or seemed +to be so. His hair was as black as the princess's own, his teeth as +white. If you saw him on the Boulevard de Gand, sunning among the +youthful exquisites there, or riding au Bois, with a grace worthy of old +Franconi himself, you would take him for one of the young men, of whom +indeed up to his marriage he retained a number of the graceful follies +and amusements, though his manners had a dignity acquired in old days of +Versailles and the Trianon, which the moderns cannot hope to imitate. He +was as assiduous behind the scenes of the opera as any journalist, or any +young dandy of twenty years. He "ranged himself," as the French phrase +is, shortly before his marriage, just like any other young bachelor: took +leave of Phryne and Aspasie in the coulisses, and proposed to devote +himself henceforth to his charming young wife. + +The affreux catastrophe of July arrived. The ancient Bourbons were once +more on the road to exile (save one wily old remnant of the race, who +rode grinning over the barricades, and distributing poignees de main to +the stout fists that had pummelled his family out of France). M. le Duc +d'Ivry, who lost his place at court, his appointments which helped his +income very much, and his peerage would no more acknowledge the usurper +of Neuilly, than him of Elba. The ex-peer retired to his terres. He +barricaded his house in Paris against all supporters of the citizen king; +his nearest kinsman, M. de Florac, among the rest, who for his part +cheerfully took his oath of fidelity, and his seat in Louis Philippe's +house of peers, having indeed been accustomed to swear to all dynasties +for some years past. + +In due time Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry gave birth to a child, a daughter, +whom her noble father received with but small pleasure. What the Duke +desired, was an heir to his name, a Prince of Moncontour, to fill the +place of the sons and grandsons gone before him, to join their ancestors +in the tomb. No more children, however, blessed the old Duke's union. +Madame d'Ivry went the round of all the watering-places: pilgrimages were +tried: vows and gifts to all saints supposed to be favourable to the +d'Ivry family, or to families in general:--but the saints turned a deaf +ear; they were inexorable since the true religion and the elder Bourbons +were banished from France. + +Living by themselves in their ancient castles, or their dreary mansion of +the Faubourg St. Germain, I suppose the Duke and Duchess grew tried of +one another, as persons who enter into a mariage de convenance sometimes, +nay, as those who light a flaming love-match, and run away with one +another, will be found to do. A lady of one-and-twenty, and a gentleman +of sixty-six, alone in a great castle, have not unfrequently a third +guest at their table, who comes without a card, and whom they cannot shut +out, though they keep their doors closed ever so. His name is Ennui, and +many a long hour and weary night must such folks pass in the +unbidden society of this Old Man of the Sea; this daily guest at the +board; this watchful attendant at the fireside; this assiduous companion +who will walk out with you; this sleepless restless bedfellow. + +At first, M. d'Ivry, that well-conserved nobleman who never would allow +that he was not young, exhibited no sign of doubt regarding his own youth +except an extreme jealousy and avoidance of all other young fellows. Very +likely Madame la Duchesse may have thought men in general dyed their +hair, wore stays, and had the rheumatism. Coming out of the convent of +the Sacre Coeur, how was the innocent young lady to know better? You see, +in these mariages de convenance, though a coronet may be convenient to a +beautiful young creature, and a beautiful young creature may be +convenient to an old gentleman, there are articles which the +marriage-monger cannot make to convene at all: tempers over which M. de +Foy and his like have no control; and tastes which cannot be put into the +marriage settlements. So this couple were unhappy, and the Duke and +Duchess quarrelled with one another like the most vulgar pair who ever +fought across a table. + +In this unhappy state of home affairs, madame took to literature, +monsieur to politics. She discovered that she was a great unappreciated +soul, and when a woman finds that treasure in her bosom of course she +sets her own price on the article. Did you ever see the first poems of +Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry, Les Cris de l'Ame? She used to read them to +her very intimate friends, in white, with her hair a good deal down her +back. They had some success. Dubufe having painted her as a Duchess, +Scheffer depicted her as a Muse. That was in the third year of her +marriage, when she rebelled against the Duke her husband, insisted on +opening her saloons to art and literature, and, a fervent devotee still, +proposed to unite genius and religion. Poets had interviews with her. +Musicians came and twanged guitars to her. + +Her husband, entering her room, would fall over the sabre and spurs of +Count Almaviva from the boulevard, or Don Basilio with his great sombrero +and shoe-buckles. The old gentleman was breathless and bewildered in +following her through all her vagaries. He was of old France, she of new. +What did he know of the Ecole Romantique, and these jeunes gens with +their Marie Tudors and Tours de Nesle, and sanguineous histories of +queens who sewed their lovers into sacks, emperors who had interviews +with robber captains in Charlemagne's tomb, Buridans and Hernanis, and +stuff? Monsieur le Vicomte de Chateaubriand was a man of genius as a +writer, certainly immortal; and M. de Lamartine was a young man extremely +bien pensant, but, ma foi, give him Crebillon fils, or a bonne farce of +M. Vade to make laugh; for the great sentiments, for the beautiful style, +give him M. de Lormian (although Bonapartist) or the Abbe de Lille. And +for the new school! bah! these little Dumass, and Hugos, and Mussets, +what is all that? "M. de Lormian shall be immortal, monsieur," he would +say, "when all these freluquets are forgotten." After his marriage he +frequented the coulisses of the opera no more; but he was a pretty +constant attendant at the Theatre Francais, where you might hear him +snoring over the chefs-d'oeuvres of French tragedy. + +For some little time after 1830, the Duchesse was as great a Carlist as +her husband could wish; and they conspired together very comfortably at +first. Of an adventurous turn, eager for excitement of all kinds, nothing +would have better pleased the Duchesse than to follow MADAME in her +adventurous courses in La Vendee, disguised as a boy above all. She was +persuaded to stay at home, however, and aid the good cause at Paris; +while Monsieur le Duc went off to Brittany to offer his old sword to the +mother of his king. But MADAME was discovered up the chimney at Rennes, +and all sorts of things were discovered afterwards. The world said that +our silly little Duchess of Paris was partly the cause of the discovery. +Spies were put upon her, and to some people she would tell anything. M. +le Duc, on paying his annual visit to august exiles at Goritz, was very +badly received: Madame la Dauphine gave him a sermon. He had an awful +quarrel with Madame la Duchesse on returning to Paris. He provoked +Monsieur le Comte Tiercelin, le beau Tiercelin, an officer of ordonnance +of the Duke of Orleans, into a duel, a propos of a cup of coffee in a +salon; he actually wounded the beau Tiercelin--he sixty-five years of +age! his nephew, M. de Florac, was loud in praise of his kinsman's +bravery. + +That pretty figure and complexion which still appear so captivating in M. +Dubufe's portrait of Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry, have long existed--it +must be owned only in paint. "Je la prefere a l'huile," the Vicomte de +Florac said of his cousin. "She should get her blushes from Monsieur +Dubufe--those of her present furnishers are not near so natural." +Sometimes the Duchess appeared with these postiches roses, sometimes of a +mortal paleness. Sometimes she looked plump, on other occasions wofully +thin. "When she goes into the world," said the same chronicler, "ma +cousine surrounds herself with jupons--c'est pour defendre sa vertu: when +she is in a devotional mood, she gives up rouge, roast meat, and +crinoline, and fait maigre absolument." To spite the Duke her husband, +she took up with the Vicomte de Florac, and to please herself she cast +him away. She took his brother, the Abbe de Florac, for a director, and +presently parted from him. "Mon frere, ce saint homme ne parle jamais de +Madame la Duchesse, maintenant," said the Vicomte. "She must have +confessed to him des choses affreuses--oh, oui!--affreuses ma parole +d'honneur!" + +The Duke d'Ivry being archiroyaliste, Madame la Duchesse must make +herself ultra-Philippiste. "Oh, oui! tout ce qu'il y a de plus Madame +Adelaide au monde!" cried Florac. "She raffoles of M. le Regent. She used +to keep a fast of the day of the supplice of Philippe Egalite, Saint and +Martyr. I say used, for to make to enrage her husband, and to recall the +Abbe my brother, did she not advise herself to consult M. le Pasteur +Grigou, and to attend the preach at his Temple? When this sheep had +brought her shepherd back, she dismissed the Pasteur Grigou. Then she +tired of M. l'Abbe again, and my brother is come out from her, shaking +his good head. Ah! she must have put things into it which astonished the +good Abbe! You know he has since taken the Dominican robe? My word of +honour! I believe it was terror of her that drove him into a convent. You +shall see him at Rome, Clive. Give him news of his elder, and tell him +this gross prodigal is repenting amongst the swine. My word of honour! I +desire but the death of Madame la Vicomtesse de Florac, to marry and +range myself! + +"After being Royalist, Philippist, Catholic, Huguenot, Madame d'Ivry must +take to Pantheism, to bearded philosophers who believe in nothing, not +even in clean linen, eclecticism, republicanism, what know I? All her +changes have been chronicled by books of her composition. Les Demons, +poem Catholic; Charles IX. is the hero and the demons are shot for the +most part at the catastrophe of St. Bartholomew. My good mother, all good +Catholic as she is, was startled by the boldness of this doctrine. Then +there came Une Dragonnade, par Mme. la Duchesse d'Ivry, which is all on +your side. That was of the time of the Pastor Grigou, that one. The last +was Les Dieux dechus, poeme en 20 chants, par Mme. la D---- d'I. Guard +yourself well from this Muse! If she takes a fancy to you she will never +leave you alone. If you see her often, she will fancy you are in love +with her, and tell her husband. She always tells my uncle--afterwards-- +after she has quarrelled with you and grown tired of you! Eh, being in +London once, she had the idea to make herself a Quakre; wore the costume, +consulted a minister of that culte, and quarrelled with him as of rule. +It appears the Quakers do not beat themselves, otherwise my poor uncle +must have paid of his person. + +"The turn of the philosophers then came, the chemists, the natural +historians, what know I? She made a laboratory in her hotel, and +rehearsed poisons like Madame de Brinvilliers--she spent hours in the +Jardin des Plantes. Since she has grown affreusenent maigre and wears +mounting robes, she has taken more than ever to the idea that she +resembles Mary Queen of Scots. She wears a little frill and a little cap. +Every man she loves, she says, has come to misfortune. She calls her +lodgings Lochleven. Eh! I pity the landlord of Lochleven! She calls ce +gros Blackball, vous savez, that pillar of estaminets, that prince of +mauvais-ton, her Bothwell; little Mijaud, the poor little pianist, she +named her Rizzio; young Lord Greenhorn who was here with governor, a +Monsieur of Oxfort, she christened her Darnley, and the Minister +Anglican, her John Knox! The poor man was quite enchanted! Beware of this +haggard siren, my little Clive!--mistrust her dangerous song! Her cave is +jonchee with the bones of her victims. Be you not one!" + +Far from causing Clive to avoid Madame la Duchesse, these cautions very +likely would have made him only the more eager to make her acquaintance, +but that a much nobler attraction drew him elsewhere. At first, being +introduced to Madame d'Ivry's salon, he was pleased and flattered, and +behaved himself there merrily and agreeably enough. He had not studied +Horace Vernet for nothing; he drew a fine picture of Kew rescuing her +from the Arabs, with a plenty of sabres, pistols, burnouses, and +dromedaries. He made a pretty sketch of her little girl Antoinette, and a +wonderful likeness of Miss O'Grady, the little girl's governess, the +mother's dame de compagnie;--Miss O'Grady, with the richest Milesian +brogue, who had been engaged to give Antoinette the pure English accent. +But the French lady's great eyes and painted smiles would not bear +comparison with Ethel's natural brightness and beauty. Clive, who had +been appointed painter in ordinary to the Queen of Scots, neglected his +business, and went over to the English faction; so did one or two more of +the Princess's followers, leaving her Majesty by no means well pleased at +their desertion. + +There had been many quarrels between M. d'Ivry and his next-of-kin. +Political differences, private differences--a long story. The Duke, who +had been wild himself, could not pardon the Vicomte de Florac for being +wild. Efforts at reconciliation had been made which ended unsuccessfully. +The Vicomte de Florac had been allowed for a brief space to be intimate +with the chief of his family, and then had been dismissed for being too +intimate. Right or wrong, the Duke was jealous of all young men who +approached the Duchesse. "He is suspicious," Madame de Florac indignantly +said, "because he remembers: and he thinks other men are like himself." +The Vicomte discreetly said, "My cousin has paid me the compliment to be +jealous of me," and acquiesced in his banishment with a shrug. + +During the emigration the old Lord Kew had been very kind to exiles, M. +d'Ivry amongst the number; and that nobleman was anxious to return to all +Lord Kew's family when they came to France the hospitality which he had +received himself in England. He still remembered or professed to remember +Lady Kew's beauty. How many women are there, awful of aspect, at present, +of whom the same pleasing legend is not narrated! It must be true, for do +not they themselves confess it? I know of few things more remarkable or +suggestive of philosophic contemplation than those physical changes. + +When the old Duke and the old Countess met together and talked +confidentially, their conversation bloomed into a jargon wonderful to +hear. Old scandals woke up, old naughtinesses rose out of their graves, +and danced, and smirked, and gibbered again, like those wicked nuns whom +Bertram and Robert le Diable evoke from their sepulchres whilst the +bassoon performs a diabolical incantation. The Brighton Pavilion was +tenanted; Ranelagh and the Pantheon swarmed with dancers and masks; +Perdita was found again, and walked a minuet with the Prince of Wales. +Mrs. Clarke and the Duke of York danced together--a pretty dance. The old +Duke wore a jabot and ailes-de-pigeon, the old Countess a hoop, and a +cushion on her head. If haply the young folks came in, the elders +modified their recollections, and Lady Kew brought honest old King George +and good old ugly Queen Charlotte to the rescue. Her ladyship was sister +of the Marquis of Steyne: and in some respects resembled that lamented +nobleman. Their family had relations in France (Lady Kew had always a +pied-a-terre at Paris, a bitter little scandal-shop, where les bien +pensants assembled and retailed the most awful stories against the +reigning dynasty). It was she who handed over le petit Kiou, when quite a +boy, to Monsieur and Madame d'Ivry, to be lanced into Parisian +society. He was treated as a son of the family by the Duke, one of whose +many Christian names, his lordship, Francis George Xavier, Earl of Kew +and Viscount Walham, bears. If Lady Kew hated any one (and she could hate +very considerably) she hated her daughter-in-law, Walham's widow, and the +Methodists who surrounded her. Kew remain among a pack of psalm-singing +old women and parsons with his mother! Fi donc! Frank was Lady Kew's boy; +she would form him, marry him, leave him her money if he married to her +liking, and show him life. And so she showed it to him. + +Have you taken your children to the National Gallery in London, and shown +them the "Marriage a la Mode?" Was the artist exceeding the privilege of +his calling in painting the catastrophe in which those guilty people all +suffer? If this fable were not true, if many and many of your young men +of pleasure had not acted it, and rued the moral, I would tear the page. +You know that in our Nursery Tales there is commonly a good fairy to +counsel, and a bad one to mislead the young prince. You perhaps feel that +in your own life there is a Good Principle imploring you to come into its +kind bosom, and a Bad Passion which tempts you into its arms. Be of easy +minds good-natured people! Let us disdain surprises and coups-de-theatre +for once; and tell those good souls who are interested about him, that +there is a Good Spirit coming to the rescue of our young Lord Kew. + +Surrounded by her court and royal attendants, La Reine Marie used +graciously to attend the play-table, where luck occasionally declared +itself for and against her Majesty. Her appearance used to create not a +little excitement in the Saloon of Roulette, the game which she +patronised, it being more "fertile of emotions" than the slower +trente-et-quarante. She dreamed of numbers, had favourite incantations by +which to conjure them: noted the figures made by peels of peaches and so +forth, the numbers of houses, on hackney-coaches--was superstitious comme +toutes les rimes poetiques. She commonly brought a beautiful agate +bonbonniere full of gold pieces, when she played. It was wonderful to see +her grimaces: to watch her behaviour: her appeals to heaven, her delight +and despair. Madame la Baronne de la Cruchecassee played on one side of +her, Madame la Comtesse de Schlanigenbad on the other. When she had lost +all her money her Majesty would condescend to borrow--not from those +ladies:--knowing the royal peculiarity, they never had any money; they +always lost; they swiftly pocketed their winnings and never left a mass on +the table, or quitted it, as courtiers will, when they saw luck was going +against their sovereign. The officers of her household were Count Punter, +a Hanoverian, the Cavaliere Spada, Captain Blackball of a mysterious +English regiment, which might be any one of the hundred and twenty in the +Army List, and other noblemen and gentlemen, Greeks, Russians, and +Spaniards. Mr. and Mrs. Jones (of England), who had made the princess's +acquaintance at Bagneres (where her lord still remained in the gout) and +perseveringly followed her all the way to Baden, were dazzled by the +splendour of the company in which they found themselves. Miss Jones wrote +such letters to her dearest friend Miss Thompson, Cambridge Square, +London, as caused that young person to crever with envy. Bob Jones, who +had grown a pair of mustachios since he left home, began to think +slightingly of poor little Fanny Thompson, now he had got into "the best +Continental society." Might not he quarter a countess's coat on his +brougham along with the Jones arms, or, more slap-up still, have the two +shields painted on the panels with the coronet over? "Do you know the +princess calls herself the Queen of Scots, and she calls me Julian +Avenel?" says Jones delighted, to Clive, who wrote me about the +transmogrification of our schoolfellow, an attorney's son, whom I +recollected a snivelling little boy at Grey Friars. "I say, Newcome, the +princess is going to establish an order," cried Bob in ecstasy. Every one +of her aides-de-camp had a bunch of orders at his button, excepting, of +course, poor Jones. + +Like all persons who beheld her, when Miss Newcome and her party made +their appearance at Baden, Monsieur de Florac was enraptured with her +beauty. "I speak of it constantly before the Duchesse. I know it pleases +her," so the Vicomte said. "You should have seen her looks when your +friend M. Jones praised Miss Newcome! She ground her teeth with fury. +Tiens ce petit sournois de Kiou! He always spoke of her as a mere sac +d'argent that he was about to marry--an ingot of the cite--une fille de +Lord Maire. Have all English bankers such pearls of daughters? If the +Vicomtesse de Florac had but quitted the earth, dont elle fait +l'ornement--I would present myself to the charmante meess and ride a +steeple-chase with Kiou!" That he should win it the Viscount never +doubted. + +When Lady Anne Newcome first appeared in the ballroom at Baden, Madame la +Duchesse d'Ivry begged the Earl of Kew (notre filleul, she called him) to +present her to his aunt miladi and her charming daughter. "My filleul had +not prepared me for so much grace," she said, turning a look towards Lord +Kew, which caused his lordship some embarrassment. Her kindness and +graciousness were extreme. Her caresses and compliments never ceased all +the evening. She told the mother and the daughter too that she had never +seen any one so lovely as Ethel. Whenever she saw Lady Anne's children in +the walks she ran to them (so that Captain Blackball and Count Punter, +A.D.C., were amazed at her tenderness), she etouffed them with kisses. +What lilies and roses! What lovely little creatures! What companions for +her own Antoinette. "This is your governess, Miss Quigli; mademoiselle, +you must let me present you to Miss O'Gredi, your compatriot, and I hope +your children will be always together." The Irish Protestant governess +scowled at the Irish Catholic--there was a Boyne Water between them. + +Little Antoinette; a lonely little girl, was glad to find any companions. +"Mamma kisses me on the promenade," she told them in her artless way. +"She never kisses me at home!" One day when Lord Kew with Florac and Clive +were playing with the children, Antoinette said, "Pourquoi ne venez-vous +plus chez nous, M. de Kew? And why does mamma say you are a lache? She +said so yesterday to ces messieurs. And why does mamma say thou art only +a vaurien, mon cousin? Thou art always very good for me. I love thee +better than all those messieurs. Ma tante Florac a ete bonne pour moi a +Paris aussi--Ah! qu'elle a ete bonne!" + +"C'est que les anges aiment bien les petits cherubins, and my mother is +an angel, seest thou," cries Florac, kissing her. + +"Thy mother is not dead," said little Antoinette, "then why dost thou +cry, my cousin?" And the three spectators were touched by this little +scene and speech. + +Lady Anne Newcome received the caresses and compliments of Madame la +Duchesse with marked coldness on the part of one commonly so very +good-natured. Ethel's instinct told her that there was something wrong in +this woman, and she shrank from her with haughty reserve. The girl's +conduct was not likely to please the French lady, but she never relaxed +in her smiles and her compliments, her caresses, and her professions of +admiration. She was present when Clara Pulleyn fell; and, prodigal of +calineries and consolation, and shawls and scent-bottles, to the unhappy +young lady, she would accompany her home. She inquired perpetually after +the health of cette pauvre petite Miss Clara. Oh, how she railed against +ces Anglaises and their prudery! Can you fancy her and her circle, the +tea-table set in the twilight that evening, the court assembled, Madame +de la Cruchecassee and Madame de Schlangenbad; and their whiskered humble +servants, Baron Punter and Count Spada, and Marquis Iago, and Prince +Iachimo, and worthy Captain Blackball? Can you fancy a moonlight +conclave, and ghouls feasting on the fresh corpse of a reputation:--the +gibes and sarcasms, the laughing and the gnashing of teeth? How they tear +the dainty limbs, and relish the tender morsels! + +"The air of this place is not good for you, believe me, my little Kew; it +is dangerous. Have pressing affairs in England; let your chateau burn +down; or your intendant run away, and pursue him. Partez, mon petit Kiou; +partez, or evil will come of it." Such was the advice which a friend of +Lord Kew gave the young nobleman. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII + +Barnes's Courtship + + +Ethel had made various attempts to become intimate with her future +sister-in-law; had walked, and ridden, and talked with Lady Clara before +Barnes's arrival. She had come away not very much impressed with respect +for Lady Clara's mental powers; indeed, we have said that Miss Ethel was +rather more prone to attack women than to admire them, and was a little +hard upon the fashionable young persons of her acquaintance and sex. In +after life, care and thought subdued her pride, and she learned to look +at society more good-naturedly; but at this time, and for some years +after, she was impatient of commonplace people, and did not choose to +conceal her scorn. Lady Clara was very much afraid of her. Those timid +little thoughts, which would come out, and frisk and gambol with pretty +graceful antics, and advance confidingly at the sound of Jack Belsize's +jolly voice, and nibble crumbs out of his hand, shrank away before Ethel, +severe nymph with the bright eyes, and hid themselves under the thickets +and in the shade. Who has not overheard a simple couple of girls, or of +lovers possibly, pouring out their little hearts, laughing at their own +little jokes, prattling and prattling away unceasingly, until mamma +appears with her awful didactic countenance, or the governess with her +dry moralities, and the colloquy straightway ceases, the laughter stops, +the chirp of the harmless little birds is hushed. Lady Clara being of a +timid nature, stood in as much awe of Ethel as of her father and mother; +whereas her next sister, a brisk young creature of seventeen, who was of +the order of romps or tomboys, was by no means afraid of Miss Newcome, +and indeed a much greater favourite with her than her placid elder +sister. + +Young ladies may have been crossed in love, and have had their +sufferings, their frantic moments of grief and tears, their wakeful +nights, and so forth; but it is only in very sentimental novels that +people occupy themselves perpetually with that passion: and, I believe, +what are called broken hearts are very rare articles indeed. Tom is +jilted--is for a while in a dreadful state--bores all his male +acquaintance with his groans and his frenzy--rallies from the complaint-- +eats his dinner very kindly--takes an interest in the next turf event, +and is found at Newmarket, as usual, bawling out the odds which he will +give or take. Miss has her paroxysm and recovery--Madame Crinoline's new +importations from Paris interest the young creature--she deigns to +consider whether pink or blue will become her most--she conspires with +her maid to make the spring morning dresses answer for the autumn--she +resumes her books, piano, and music (giving up certain songs perhaps that +she used to sing)--she waltzes with the Captain--gets a colour--waltzes +longer, better, and ten times quicker than Lucy, who is dancing with the +Major--replies in an animated manner to the Captain's delightful remarks +--takes a little supper--and looks quite kindly at him before she pulls +up the carriage windows. + +Clive may not like his cousin Barnes Newcome, and many other men share in +that antipathy, but all ladies do not. It is a fact that Barnes, when he +likes, can make himself a very pleasant fellow. He is dreadfully +satirical, that is certain; but many persons are amused by those dreadful +satirical young men: and to hear fun made of our neighbours, even of some +of our friends, does not make us very angry. Barnes is one of the very +best waltzers in all society, that is the truth; whereas it must be +confessed Some One Else was very heavy and slow, his great foot always +crushing you, and he always begging your pardon. Barnes whirls a partner +round a room ages after she is ready to faint. What wicked fun he makes +of other people when he stops! He is not handsome, but in his face there +is something odd-looking and distinguished. It is certain he has +beautiful small feet and hands. + +He comes every day from the City, drops in, in his quiet unobtrusive way, +and drinks tea at five o'clock; always brings a budget of the funniest +stories with him, makes mamma laugh, Clara laugh, Henrietta, who is in +the schoolroom still, die of laughing. Papa has the highest opinion of +Mr. Newcome as a man of business: if he had had such a friend in early +life his affairs would not be where they now are, poor dear kind papa! Do +they want to go anywhere, is not Mr. Newcome always ready? Did he not +procure that delightful room for them to witness the Lord Mayor's show; +and make Clara die of laughing at those odd City people at the Mansion +House ball? He is at every party, and never tired though he gets up so +early: he waltzes with nobody else: he is always there to put Lady Clara +in the carriage: at the drawing-room he looked quite handsome in his +uniform of the Newcome Hussars, bottle-green and silver lace: he speaks +Politics so exceedingly well with papa and gentlemen after dinner: he is +a sound conservative, full of practical good sense and information, with +no dangerous new-fangled ideas, such as young men have. When poor dear +Sir Brian Newcome's health gives way quite, Mr. Newcome will go into +Parliament, and then he will resume the old barony which has been in +abeyance in the family since the reign of Richard the Third. They had +fallen quite, quite low. Mr. Newcome's grandfather came to London with a +satchel on his back, like Whittington. Isn't it romantic? + +This process has been going on for months. It is not in one day that poor +Lady Clara has been made to forget the past, and to lay aside her +mourning. Day after day, very likely, the undeniable faults and many +peccadilloes of--of that other person, have been exposed to her. People +around the young lady may desire to spare her feelings, but can have no +interest in screening Poor Jack from condign reprobation. A wild +prodigal--a disgrace to his order--a son of old Highgate's leading such a +life, and making such a scandal! Lord Dorking believes Mr. Belsize to be +an abandoned monster and fiend in human shape; gathers and relates all +the stories that ever have been told to the young man's disadvantage, and +of these be sure there are enough, and speaks of him with transports of +indignation. At the end of months of unwearied courtship, Mr. Barnes +Newcome is honestly accepted, and Lady Clara is waiting for him at Baden, +not unhappy to receive him; when walking on the promenade with her +father, the ghost of her dead love suddenly rises before her, and the +young lady faints to the ground. + +When Barnes Newcome thinks fit he can be perfectly placable in his +demeanour and delicate in his conduct. What he said upon this painful +subject was delivered with the greatest propriety. He did not for one +moment consider that Lady Clara's agitation arose from any present +feeling in Mr. Belsize's favour, but that she was naturally moved by the +remembrance of the past, and the sudden appearance which recalled it. +"And but that a lady's name should never be made the subject of dispute +between men," Newcome said to Lord Dorking, with great dignity, "and that +Captain Belsize has opportunely quitted the place, I should certainly +have chastised him. He and another adventurer, against whom I have had to +warn my own family, have quitted Baden this afternoon. I am glad that +both are gone, Captain Belsize especially; for my temper, my lord, is +hot, and I do not think I should have commanded it." + +Lord Kew, when the elder lord informed him of this admirable speech of +Barnes Newcome's, upon whose character, prudence, and dignity the Earl of +Dorking pronounced a fervent eulogium, shook his head gravely, and said, +"Yes, Barnes was a dead shot, and a most determined fellow:" and did not +burst out laughing until he and Lord Dorking had parted. Then to be sure +he took his fill of laughter, he told the story to Ethel, he complimented +Barnes on his heroic self-denial; the joke of the thundering big stick +was nothing to it. Barnes Newcome laughed too; he had plenty of humour, +Barnes. "I think you might have whopped Jack when he came out from his +interview with the Dorkings," Kew said: "the poor devil was so bewildered +and weak, that Alfred might have thrashed him. At other times you would +find it more difficult, Barnes my man." Mr. B. Newcome resumed his +dignity; said a joke was a joke, and there was quite enough of this one; +which assertion we may be sure he conscientiously made. + +That meeting and parting between the old lovers passed with a great deal +of calm and propriety on both sides. Miss's parents of course were +present when Jack at their summons waited upon them and their daughter, +and made his hang-dog bow. My Lord Dorking said (poor Jack in the anguish +of his heart had poured out the story to Clive Newcome afterwards), "Mr. +Belsize, I have to apologise for words which I used in my heat yesterday, +and which I recall and regret, as I am sure you do that there should have +been any occasion for them." + +Mr. Belsize looking at the carpet said he was very sorry. + +Lady Dorking here remarked, that as Captain Belsize was now at Baden, he +might wish to hear from Lady Clara Pulleyn's own lips that the engagement +into which she had entered was formed by herself, certainly with the +consent and advice of her family. "Is it not so, my dear?" + +Lady Clara said, "Yes, mamma," with a low curtsey. + +"We have now to wish you good-bye, Charles Belsize," said my lord, with +some feeling. "As your relative, and your father's old friend, I wish you +well. I hope your future course in life may not be so unfortunate as the +past year. I request that we may part friends. Good-bye, Charles. Clara, +shake hands with Captain Belsize. My Lady Dorking, you will please to +give Charles your hand. You have known him since he was a child; and-- +and--we are sorry to be obliged to part in this way." In this wise Mr. +Jack Belsize's tooth was finally extracted; and for the moment we wish +him and his brother-patient a good journey. + +Little lynx-eyed Dr. Von Finck, who attends most of the polite company at +Baden, drove ceaselessly about the place that day, with the real version +of the fainting-fit story, about which we may be sure the wicked and +malicious, and the uninitiated, had a hundred absurd details. Lady Clara +ever engaged to Captain Belsize? Fiddle-de-dee! Everybody knew the +Captain's affairs, and that he could no more think of marrying than +flying. Lady Clara faint at seeing him! she fainted before he came up; +she was always fainting, and had done so thrice in the last week to his +knowledge. Lord Dorking had a nervous affection of his right arm, and was +always shaking his stick. He did not say Villain, he said William; +Captain Belsize's name is William. It is not so in the Peerage? Is he +called Jack in the Peerage? Those Peerages are always wrong. These candid +explanations of course had their effect. Wicked tongues were of course +instantaneously silent. People were entirely satisfied; they always are. +The next night being Assembly night, Lady Clara appeared at the rooms and +danced with Lord Kew and Mr. Barnes Newcome. All the society was as +gracious and good-humoured as possible, and there was no more question of +fainting than of burning down the Conversation-house. But Madame de +Cruchecassee, and Madame de Schlangenbad, and those horrid people whom +the men speak to, but whom the women salute with silent curtseys, +persisted in declaring that there was no prude like an English prude; and +to Dr. Finck's oaths, assertions, explanations, only replied, with a +shrug of their bold shoulders, "Taisez-vous, Docteur, vous n'ete qu'une +vieille bete." + +Lady Kew was at the rooms, uncommonly gracious. Miss Ethel took a few +turns of the waltz with Lord Kew, but this nymph looked more farouche +than upon ordinary days. Bob Jones, who admired her hugely, asked leave +to waltz with her, and entertained her with recollections of Clive +Newcome at school. He remembered a fight in which Clive had been engaged, +and recounted that action to Miss Newcome, who seemed to be interested. +He was pleased to deplore Clive's fancy for turning artist, and that Miss +Newcome recommended him to have his likeness taken, for she said his +appearance was exceedingly picturesque. He was going on with further +prattle, but she suddenly cut Mr. Jones short, making him a bow, and +going to sit down by Lady Kew. "And the next day, sir," said Bob, with +whom the present writer had the happiness of dining at a mess dinner at +the Upper Temple, "when I met her on the walk, sir, she cut me as dead as +a stone. The airs those swells give themselves is enough to make any man +turn republican." + +Miss Ethel indeed was haughty, very haughty, and of a difficult temper. +She spared none of her party except her kind mother, to whom Ethel always +was kind, and her father, whom, since his illnesses, she tended with much +benevolence and care. But she did battle with Lady Kew repeatedly, coming +to her Aunt Julia's rescue, on whom her mother as usual exercised her +powers of torturing. She made Barnes quail before her by the shafts of +contempt which she flashed at him; and she did not spare Lord Kew, whose +good-nature was no shield against her scorn. The old queen-mother was +fairly afraid of her; she even left off beating Lady Julia when Ethel +came in, of course taking her revenge in the young girl's absence, but +trying in her presence to soothe and please her. Against Lord Kew the +young girl's anger was most unjust, and the more cruel because the kindly +young nobleman never spoke a hard word of any one mortal soul, and, +carrying no arms, should have been assaulted by none. But his very +good-nature seemed to make his young opponent only the more wrathful; she +shot because his honest breast was bare; it bled at the wounds which she +inflicted. Her relatives looked at her surprised at her cruelty, and the +young man himself was shocked in his dignity and best feelings by his +cousin's wanton ill-humour. + +Lady Kew fancied she understood the cause of this peevishness, and +remonstrated with Miss Ethel. "Shall we write a letter to Lucerne, and +order Dick Tinto back again?" said her ladyship. "Are you such a fool, +Ethel, as to be hankering after that young scapegrace, and his yellow +beard? His drawings are very pretty. Why, I think he might earn a couple +of hundred a year as a teacher, and nothing would be easier than to break +your engagement with Kew, and whistle the drawing-master back again." + +Ethel took up the whole heap of Clive's drawings, lighted a taper, +carried the drawings to the fireplace, and set them in a blaze. "A very +pretty piece of work," says Lady Kew, "and which proves satisfactorily +that you don't care for the young Clive at all. Have we arranged a +correspondence? We are cousins, you know; we may write pretty cousinly +letters to one another." A month before the old lady would have attacked +her with other arms than sarcasm, but she was scared now, and dared to +use no coarser weapons. "Oh!" cried Ethel in a transport, "what a life +ours is, and how you buy and sell, and haggle over your children! It is +not Clive I care about, poor boy. Our ways of life are separate. I cannot +break from my own family, and I know very well how yon would receive him +in it. Had he money, it would be different. You would receive him, and +welcome him, and hold out your hands to him; but he is only a poor +painter, and we forsooth are bankers in the City; and he comes among us +on sufferance, like those concert-singers whom mamma treats with so much +politeness, and who go down and have supper by themselves. Why should +they not be as good as we are?" + +"M. de C----, my dear, is of a noble family," interposed Lady Kew; "when +he has given up singing and made his fortune, no doubt he can go back +into the world again." + +"Made his fortune, yes," Ethel continued, "that is the cry. There never +were, since the world began, people so unblushingly sordid! We own it, +and are proud of it. We barter rank against money, and money against +rank, day after day. Why did you marry my father to my mother? Was it for +his wit? You know he might have been an angel and you would have scorned +him. Your daughter was bought with papa's money as surely as ever Newcome +was. Will there be no day when this mammon-worship will cease among us?" + +"Not in my time or yours, Ethel," the elder said, not unkindly; perhaps +she thought of a day long ago before she was old herself. + +"We are sold," the young girl went on, "we are as much sold as Turkish +women; the only difference being that our masters may have but one +Circassian at a time. No, there is no freedom for us. I wear my green +ticket, and wait till my master comes. But every day as I think of our +slavery, I revolt against it more. That poor wretch, that poor girl whom +my brother is to marry, why did she not revolt and fly? I would, if I +loved a man sufficiently, loved him better than the world, than wealth, +than rank, than fine houses and titles,--and I feel I love these best,--I +would give up all to follow him. But what can I be with my name and my +parents? I belong to the world like all the rest of my family. It is you +who have bred us up; you who are answerable for us. Why are there no +convents to which we can fly? You make a fine marriage for me; you +provide me with a good husband, a kind soul, not very wise, but very +kind; you make me what you call happy, and I would rather be at the +plough like the women here." + +"No, you wouldn't, Ethel," replies the grandmother, drily. "These are the +fine speeches of schoolgirls. The showers of rain would spoil your +complexion--you would be perfectly tired in an hour, and come back to +luncheon--you belong to your belongings, my dear, and are not better than +the rest of the world:--very good-looking, as you know perfectly well, +and not very good-tempered. It is lucky that Kew is. Calm your temper, at +least before marriage; such a prize does not fall to a pretty girl's lot +every day. Why, you sent him away quite seared by your cruelty; and if he +is not playing at roulette, or at billiards, I dare say he is thinking +what a little termagant you are, and that he had beat pause while it is +yet time. Before I was married, your poor grandfather never knew I had a +temper; of after-days I say nothing; but trials are good for all of us, +and he bore his like an angel." + +Lady Kew, too, on this occasion at least, was admirably good-humoured. +She also when it was necessary could put a restraint on her temper, and, +having this match very much at heart, chose to coax and to soothe her +granddaughter rather than to endeavour to scold and frighten her. + +"Why do you desire this marriage so much, grandmamma," the girl asked. +"My cousin is not very much in love,--at least I should fancy not," she +added, blushing. "I am bound to own Lord Kew is not in the least eager, +and I think if you were to tell him to wait for five years he would be +quite willing. Why should you be so very anxious?" + +"Why, my dear? Because I think young ladies who want to go and work in +the fields, should make hay while the sun shines; because I think it is +high time that Kew should ranger himself; because I am sure he will make +the best husband, and Ethel the prettiest Countess in England." And the +old lady, seldom exhibiting any signs of affection, looked at her +granddaughter very fondly. From her Ethel looked up into the glass, which +very likely repeated on its shining face the truth her elder had just +uttered. Shall we quarrel with the girl for that dazzling reflection; for +owning that charming truth, and submitting to the conscious triumph? Give +her her part of vanity, of youth, of desire to rule and be admired. +Meanwhile Mr. Clive's drawings have been crackling in the fireplace at +her feet, and the last spark of that combustion is twinkling out +unheeded. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII + +Lady Kew at the Congress + + +When Lady Kew heard that Madame d'Ivry was at Baden, and was informed at +once of the French lady's graciousness towards the Newcome family, and of +her fury against Lord Kew, the old Countess gave a loose to that +energetic temper with which nature had gifted her; a temper which she +tied up sometimes and kept from barking and biting; but which when +unmuzzled was an animal of whom all her ladyship's family had a just +apprehension. Not one of them but in his or her time had been wounded, +lacerated, tumbled over, otherwise frightened or injured by this unruly +brute. The cowards brought it sops and patted it; the prudent gave it a +clear berth, and walked round so as not to meet it; but woe be to those +of the family who had to bring the meal, and prepare the litter, and (to +speak respectfully) share the kennel with Lady Kew's "Black Dog!" Surely +a fine furious temper, if accompanied with a certain magnanimity and +bravery which often go together with it, is one of the most precious and +fortunate gifts with which a gentleman or lady can be endowed. A person +always ready to fight is certain of the greatest consideration amongst +his or her family circle. The lazy grow tired of contending with him; the +timid coax and flatter him; and as almost every one is timid or lazy, a +bad-tempered man is sure to have his own way. It is he who commands, and +all the others obey. If he is a gourmand, he has' what he likes for +dinner; and the tastes of all the rest are subservient to him. She (we +playfully transfer the gender, as a bad temper is of both sexes) has the +place which she likes best in the drawing-room; nor do her parents, nor +her brothers and sisters, venture to take her favourite chair. If she +wants to go to a party, mamma will dress herself in spite of her +headache; and papa, who hates those dreadful soirees, will go upstairs +after dinner and put on his poor old white neckcloth, though he has been +toiling at chambers all day, and must be there early in the morning--he +will go out with her, we say, and stay for the cotillon. If the family +are taking their tour in the summer, it is she who ordains whither they +shall go, and when they shall stop. If he comes home late, the dinner is +kept for him, and not one dares to say a word though ever so hungry. If +he is in a good humour, how every one frisks about and is happy! How the +servants jump up at his bell and run to wait upon him! How they sit up +patiently, and how eagerly they rush out to fetch cabs in the rain! +Whereas for you and me, who have the tempers of angels, and never were +known to be angry or to complain, nobody cares whether we are pleased or +not. Our wives go to the milliners and send us the bill, and we pay it; +our John finishes reading the newspaper before he answers our bell, and +brings it to us; our sons loll in the arm-chair which we should like; +fill the house with their young men, and smoke in the dining-room; our +tailors fit us badly; our butchers give us the youngest mutton; our +tradesmen dun us much more quickly than other people's, because they know +we are good-natured; and our servants go out whenever they like, and +openly have their friends to supper in the kitchen. When Lady Kew said +Sic volo, sic jubeo, I promise you few persons of her ladyship's +belongings stopped, before they did her biddings, to ask her reasons. + +If, which very seldom happens, there are two such imperious and +domineering spirits in a family, unpleasantries of course will arise from +their contentions; or, if out of doors the family Bajazet meets with some +other violent Turk, dreadful battles ensue, all the allies on either side +are brought in, and the surrounding neighbours perforce engaged in the +quarrel. This was unluckily the case in the present instance. Lady Kew, +unaccustomed to have her will questioned at home, liked to impose it +abroad. She judged the persons around her with great freedom of speech. +Her opinions were quoted, as people's sayings will be; and if she made +bitter speeches, depend on it they lost nothing in the carrying. She was +furious against Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry, and exploded in various +companies whenever that lady's name was mentioned. "Why was she not with +her husband? Why was the poor old Duke left to his gout, and this woman +trailing through the country with her vagabond court of billiard-markers +at her heels? She to call herself Mary Queen of Scots, forsooth!--well, +she merited the title in some respects, though she had not murdered her +husband as yet. Ah! I should like to be Queen Elizabeth if the Duchess is +Queen of Scots!" said the old lady, shaking her old fist. And these +sentiments being uttered in public, upon the promenade, to mutual +friends, of course the Duchess had the benefit of Lady Kew's remarks a +few minutes after they were uttered; and her grace, and the distinguished +princes, counts, and noblemen in her court, designated as +billiard-markers by the old Countess, returned the latter's compliments +with pretty speeches of their own. Scandals were dug up respecting her +ladyship, so old that one would have thought them forgotten these forty +years,--so old that they happened before most of the Newcomes now extant +were born, and surely therefore are out of the province of this +contemporary biography. Lady Kew was indignant with her daughter (there +were some moments when any conduct of her friends did not meet her +ladyship's approbation) even for the scant civility with which Lady Anne +had received the Duchess's advances. "Leave a card upon her!--yes, send a +card by one of your footmen; but go in to see her--because she was at the +window and saw you drive up.--Are you mad, Anne? That was the very reason +you should not have come out of your carriage. But you are so weak and +good-natured, that if a highwayman stopped you, you would say, 'Thank +you, sir,' as you gave him your purse: yes, and if Mrs. Macheath called +on you afterwards you would return the visit!" + +Even had these speeches been made about the Duchess, and some of them not +addressed to her, things might have gone on pretty well. If we quarrelled +with all the people who abuse us behind our backs, and began to tear +their eyes out as soon as we set ours on them, what a life it would be, +and when should we have any quiet? Backbiting is all fair in society. +Abuse me, and I will abuse you; but let us be friends when we meet. Have +not we all entered a dozen rooms, and been sure, from the countenances of +the amiable persons present, that they had been discussing our little +peculiarities, perhaps as we were on the stairs? Was our visit, +therefore, the less agreeable? Did we quarrel and say hard words to one +another's faces? No--we wait until some of our dear friends take their +leave, and then comes our turn. My back is at my neighbour's service; as +soon as that is turned let him make what faces he thinks proper: but when +we meet we grin and shake hands like well-bred folk, to whom clean linen +is not more necessary than a clean sweet-looking countenance, and a +nicely got-up smile, for company. + +Here was Lady Kew's mistake. She wanted, for some reason, to drive Madame +d'Ivry out of Baden; and thought there were no better means of effecting +this object than by using the high hand, and practising those frowns upon +the Duchess which had scared away so many other persons. But the Queen of +Scots was resolute, too, and her band of courtiers fought stoutly round +about her. Some of them could not pay their bills, and could not retreat: +others had courage, and did not choose to fly. Instead of coaxing and +soothing Madame d'Ivry, Madame de Kew thought by a brisk attack to rout +and dislodge her. She began on almost the very first occasion when the +ladies met. "I was so sorry to hear that Monsieur le Duc was ill at +Bagneres, Madame la Duchesse," the old lady began on their very first +meeting, after the usual salutations had taken place. + +"Madame la Comtesse is very kind to interest herself in Monsieur d'Ivry's +health. Monsieur le Duc at his age is not disposed to travel. You, dear +miladi, are more happy in being always able to retain the gout des +voyages!" + +"I come to my family! my dear Duchess." + +"How charmed they must be to possess you! Miladi Anne, you must be +inexpressibly consoled by the presence of a mother so tender! Permit me +to present Madame la Comtesse de la Cruchecassee to Madame la Comtesse de +Kew. Miladi is sister to that amiable Marquis of Steyne, whom you have +known, Ambrosine! Madame la Baronne de Schlangenbad, Miladi Kew. Do you +not see the resemblance to milor? These ladies have enjoyed the +hospitalities--the splendours of Gaunt House. They were of those famous +routs of which the charming Mistress Crawley, la semillante Becki, made +part! How sad the Hotel de Gaunt must be under the present circumstances! +Have you heard, miladi, of the charming Mistress Becki? Monsieur le Duc +describes her as the most spirituelle Englishwoman he ever met." The +Queen of Scots turns and whispers her lady of honour, and shrugs and taps +her forehead. Lady Kew knows that Madame d'Ivry speaks of her nephew, the +present Lord Steyne, who is not in his right mind. The Duchess looks +round, and sees a friend in the distance whom she beckons. "Comtesse, you +know already monsieur the Captain Blackball? He makes the delight of our +society!" A dreadful man with a large cigar, a florid waistcoat, and +billiards written on his countenance, swaggers forward at the Duchess's +summons. The Countess of Kew has not gained much by her attack. She has +been presented to Cruchecassee and Schlangenbad. She sees herself on the +eve of becoming the acquaintance of Captain Blackball. + +"Permit me, Duchess, to choose my English friends at least for myself," +says Lady Kew, drumming her foot. + +"But, madam, assuredly! You do not love this good Monsieur de Blackball? +Eh! the English manners are droll, pardon me for saying so. It is +wonderful how proud you are as a nation, and how ashamed you are of your +compatriots!" + +"There are some persons who are ashamed of nothing, Madame la Duchesse," +cries Lady Kew; losing her temper. + +"Is that gracieusete for me? How much goodness! This good Monsieur de +Blackball is not very well bred; but, for an Englishman, he is not too +bad. I have met with people who are more ill-bred than Englishmen in my +travels." + +"And they are?" said Lady Anne, who had been in vain endeavouring to put +an end to this colloquy. + +"Englishwomen, madam! I speak not for you. You are kind; you--you are too +soft, dear Lady Anne, for a persecutor." + +The counsels of the worldly woman who governed and directed that branch +of the Newcome family of whom it is our business to speak now for a +little while, bore other results than those which the elderly lady +desired and foresaw. Who can foresee everything and always? Not the +wisest among us. When his Majesty Louis XIV., jockeyed his grandson on to +the throne of Spain (founding thereby the present revered dynasty of that +country), did he expect to peril his own, and bring all Europe about his +royal ears? Could a late King of France, eager for the advantageous +establishment of one of his darling sons, and anxious to procure a +beautiful Spanish princess, with a crown and kingdom in reversion, for +the simple and obedient youth, ever suppose that the welfare of his whole +august race and reign would be upset by that smart speculation? We take +only the most noble examples to illustrate the conduct of such a noble +old personage as her ladyship of Kew, who brought a prodigious deal of +trouble upon some of the innocent members of her family, whom no doubt +she thought to better in life by her experienced guidance and undoubted +worldly wisdom. We may be as deep as Jesuits, know the world ever so +well, lay the best-ordered plans, and the profoundest combinations, and +by a certain not unnatural turn of fate, we, and our plans and +combinations, are sent flying before the wind. We may be as wise as Louis +Philippe, that many-counselled Ulysses whom the respectable world admired +so; and after years of patient scheming, and prodigies of skill, after +coaxing, wheedling, doubling, bullying, wisdom, behold yet stronger +powers interpose: and schemes, and skill and violence, are nought. + +Frank and Ethel, Lady Kew's grandchildren, were both the obedient +subjects of this ancient despot: this imperious old Louis XIV. in a black +front and a cap and ribbon, this scheming old Louis Philippe in tabinet; +but their blood was good and their tempers high; and for all her bitting +and driving, and the training of her mange, the generous young colts were +hard to break. Ethel, at this time, was especially stubborn in training, +rebellious to the whip, and wild under harness; and the way in which Lady +Kew managed her won the admiration of her family: for it was a maxim +among these folks that no one could manage Ethel but Lady Kew. Barnes +said no one could manage his sister but his grandmother. He couldn't, +that was certain. Mamma never tried, and indeed was so good-natured, that +rather than ride the filly, she would put the saddle on her own back and +let the filly ride her; no, there was no one but her ladyship capable of +managing that girl, Barnes owned, who held Lady Kew in much respect and +awe. "If the tightest hand were not kept on her, there's no knowing what +she mightn't do," said her brother. "Ethel Newcome, by Jove, is capable +of running away with the writing-master." + +After poor Jack Belsize's mishap and departure, Barnes's own bride showed +no spirit at all, save one of placid contentment. She came at call and +instantly, and went through whatever paces her owner demanded of her. She +laughed whenever need was, simpered and smiled when spoken to, danced +whenever she was asked; drove out at Barnes's side in Kew's phaeton, and +received him certainly not with warmth, but with politeness and welcome. +It is difficult to describe the scorn with which her sister-in-law +regarded her. The sight of the patient timid little thing chafed Ethel, +who was always more haughty and flighty and bold when in Clara's presence +than at any other time. Her ladyship's brother, Captain Lord Viscount +Rooster, before mentioned, joined the family party at this interesting +juncture. My Lord Rooster found himself surprised, delighted, subjugated +by Miss Newcome, her wit and spirit. "By Jove, she is a plucky one," his +lordship exclaimed. "To dance with her is the best fun in life. How she +pulls all the other girls to pieces, by Jove, and how splendidly she +chaffs everybody! But," he added with the shrewdness and sense of humour +which distinguished the young officer, "I'd rather dance with her than +marry her--by a doosid long score--I don't envy you that part of the +business, Kew, my boy." Lord Kew did not set himself up as a person to be +envied. He thought his cousin beautiful: and with his grandmother, that +she would make a very handsome Countess; and he thought the money which +Lady Kew would give or leave to the young couple a very welcome addition +to his means. + +On the next night, when there was a ball at the room, Miss Ethel chose to +appear in a toilette the very grandest and finest which she had ever +assumed, who was ordinarily exceedingly simple in her attire, and dressed +below the mark of the rest of the world. Her clustering ringlets, her +shining white shoulders, her splendid raiment (I believe indeed it was +her court-dress which the young lady assumed) astonished all beholders. +She ecrased all other beauties by her appearance; so much so that Madame +d'Ivry's court could not but look, the men in admiration, the women in +dislike, at this dazzling young creature. None of the countesses, +duchesses, princesses, Russ, Spanish, Italian, were so fine or so +handsome. There were some New York ladies at Baden as there are +everywhere else in Europe now. Not even these were more magnificent +than Miss Ethel. General Jeremiah J. Bung's lady owned that Miss Newcome +was fit to appear in any party in Fourth Avenue. She was the only +well-dressed English girl Mrs. Bung had seen in Europe. A young German +Durchlaucht deigned to explain to his aide-de-camp how very handsome he +thought Miss Newcome. All our acquaintances were of one mind. Mr. Jones +of England pronounced her stunning; the admirable Captain Blackball +examined her points with the skill of an amateur, and described them with +agreeable frankness. Lord Rooster was charmed as he surveyed her, and +complimented his late companion-in-arms on the possession of such a +paragon. Only Lord Kew was not delighted--nor did Miss Ethel mean that he +should be. She looked as splendid as Cinderella in the prince's palace. +But what need for all this splendour? this wonderful toilette? this +dazzling neck and shoulders, whereof the brightness and beauty blinded +the eyes of lookers-on? She was dressed as gaudily as an actress of the +Varietes going to a supper at Trois Freres. "It was Mademoiselle Mabille +en habit de coeur," Madame d'Ivry remarked to Madame Schlangenbad. +Barnes, who with his bride-elect for a partner made a vis-a-vis for his +sister and the admiring Lord Rooster, was puzzled likewise by Ethel's +countenance and appearance. Little Lady Clara looked like a little +schoolgirl dancing before her. + +One, two, three, of the attendants of her Majesty the Queen of Scots were +carried off in the course of the evening by the victorious young beauty, +whose triumph had the effect, which the headstrong girl perhaps herself +anticipated, of mortifying the Duchesse d'Ivry, of exasperating old Lady +Kew, and of annoying the young nobleman to whom Miss Ethel was engaged. +The girl seemed to take a pleasure in defying all three, a something +embittered her, alike against her friends and her enemies. The old +dowager chaffed and vented her wrath upon Lady Anne and Barnes. Ethel +kept the ball alive by herself almost. She refused to go home, declining +hints and commands alike. She was engaged for ever so many dances more. +Not dance with Count Punter? it would be rude to leave him after +promising him. Not waltz with Captain Blackball? He was not a proper +partner for her? Why then did Kew know him? Lord Kew walked and talked +with Captain Blackball every day. Was she to be so proud as not to know +Lord Kew's friends? She greeted the Captain with a most fascinating smile +as he came up whilst the controversy was pending, and ended it by +whirling round the room in his arms. + +Madame d'Ivry viewed with such pleasure as might be expected the +defection of her adherents, and the triumph of her youthful rival, who +seemed to grow more beautiful with each waltz, so that the other dancers +paused to look at her, the men breaking out in enthusiasm, the reluctant +women being forced to join in the applause. Angry as she was, and knowing +how Ethel's conduct angered her grandson, old Lady Kew could not help +admiring the rebellious beauty, whose girlish spirit was more than a +match for the imperious dowager's tough old resolution. As for Mr. +Barnes's displeasure, the girl tossed her saucy head, shrugged her fair +shoulders, and passed on with a scornful laugh. In a word, Miss Ethel +conducted herself as a most reckless and intrepid young flirt, using her +eyes with the most consummate effect, chattering with astounding gaiety, +prodigal of smiles, gracious thanks and killing glances. What wicked +spirit moved her? Perhaps had she known the mischief she was doing, she +would have continued it still. + +The sight of this wilfulness and levity smote poor Lord Kew's honest +heart with cruel pangs of mortification. The easy young nobleman had +passed many a year of his life in all sorts of wild company. The +chaumiere knew him, and the balls of Parisian actresses, the coulisses of +the opera at home and abroad. Those pretty heads of ladies whom nobody +knows, used to nod their shining ringlets at Kew, from private boxes at +theatres, or dubious Park broughams. He had run the career of young men +of pleasure, and laughed and feasted with jolly prodigals and their +company. He was tired of it: perhaps he remembered an earlier and purer +life, and was sighing to return to it. Living as he had done amongst the +outcasts, his ideal of domestic virtue was high and pure. He chose to +believe that good women were entirely good. Duplicity he could not +understand; ill-temper shocked him: wilfulness he seemed to fancy +belonged only to the profane and wicked; not to good girls, with good +mothers, in honest homes. Their nature was to love their families; to +obey their parents; to tend their poor; to honour their husbands; to +cherish their children. Ethel's laugh woke him up from one of these +simple reveries very likely, and then she swept round the ballroom +rapidly, to the brazen notes of the orchestra. He never offered to dance +with her more than once in the evening; went away to play, and returned +to find her still whirling to the music. Madame d'Ivry remarked his +tribulation and gloomy face, though she took no pleasure at his +discomfiture, knowing that Ethel's behaviour caused it. + +In plays and novels, and I dare say in real life too sometimes, when the +wanton heroine chooses to exert her powers of fascination, and to flirt +with Sir Harry or the Captain, the hero, in a pique, goes off and makes +love to somebody else: both acknowledge their folly after a while, shake +hands, and are reconciled, and the curtain drops, or the volume ends. But +there are some people too noble and simple for these amorous scenes and +smirking artifices. When Kew was pleased he laughed, when he was grieved +he was silent. He did not deign to hide his grief or pleasure under +disguises. His error, perhaps, was in forgetting that Ethel was very +young; that her conduct was not design so much as girlish mischief and +high spirits; and that if young men have their frolics, sow their wild +oats, and enjoy their pleasure, young women may be permitted sometimes +their more harmless vagaries of gaiety, and sportive outbreaks of wilful +humour. + +When she consented to go home at length, Lord Kew brought Miss Newcome's +little white cloak for her (under the hood of which her glossy curls, her +blushing cheeks, and bright eyes looked provokingly handsome), and +encased her in this pretty garment without uttering one single word. She +made him a saucy curtsey in return for this act of politeness, which +salutation he received with a grave bow; and then he proceeded to cover +up old Lady Kew, and to conduct her ladyship to her chariot. Miss Ethel +chose to be displeased at her cousin's displeasure. What were balls made +for but that people should dance? She a flirt? She displease Lord Kew? If +she chose to dance, she would dance; she had no idea of his giving +himself airs; besides it was such fun taking away the gentlemen of Mary +Queen of Scots' court from her; such capital fun! So she went to bed, +singing and performing wonderful roulades as she lighted her candle and +retired to her room. She had had such a jolly evening!! such famous fun, +and, I dare say (but how shall a novelist penetrate these mysteries?), +when her chamber door was closed, she scolded her maid and was as cross +as two sticks. You see there come moments of sorrow after the most +brilliant victories; and you conquer and rout the enemy utterly, and then +regret that you fought. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIV + +The End of the Congress of Baden + + +Mention has been made of an elderly young person from Ireland, engaged by +Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry, as companion and teacher of English for her +little daughter. When Miss O'Grady, as she did some time afterwards, +quitted Madame d'Ivry's family, she spoke with great freedom regarding +the behaviour of that duchess, and recounted horrors which she, the +latter, had committed. A number of the most terrific anecdotes issued +from the lips of the indignant Miss, whose volubility Lord Kew was +obliged to check, not choosing that his countess, with whom he was paying +a bridal visit to Paris, should hear such dreadful legends. It was there +that Miss O'Grady, finding herself in misfortune, and reading of Lord +Kew's arrival at the Hotel Bristol, waited upon his lordship and the +Countess of Kew, begging them to take tickets in a raffle for an +invaluable ivory writing-desk, sole relic of her former prosperity, which +she proposed to give her friends the chance of acquiring: in fact, Miss +O'Grady lived for some years on the produce of repeated raffles for this +beautiful desk: many religious ladies of the Faubourg St. Germain taking +an interest in her misfortunes, and alleviating them by the simple +lottery system. Protestants as well as Catholics were permitted to take +shares in Miss O'Grady's raffles; and Lord Kew, good-natured then as +always, purchased so many tickets, that the contrite O'Grady informed him +of a transaction which had nearly affected his happiness, and in which +she took a not very creditable share. "Had I known your lordship's real +character," Miss O'G was pleased to say, "no tortures would have induced +me to do an act for which I have undergone penance. It was that +black-hearted woman, my lord, who maligned your lordship to me: that +woman whom I called friend once, but who is the most false, depraved, and +dangerous of her sex." In this way do ladies' companions sometimes speak +of ladies when quarrels separate them, when confidential attendants are +dismissed, bearing away family secrets in their minds, and revenge in +their hearts. + +The day after Miss Ethel's feats at the assembly, old Lady Kew went over +to advise her granddaughter, and to give her a little timely warning +about the impropriety of flirtations; above all, with such men as are to +be found at watering-places, persons who are never seen elsewhere in +society. "Remark the peculiarities of Kew's temper, who never flies into +a passion like you and me, my dear," said the old lady (being determined +to be particularly gracious and cautious); "when once angry he remains +so, and is so obstinate that it is almost impossible to coax him into +good-humour. It is much better, my love, to be like us," continued the +old lady, "to fly out in a rage and have it over; but que voulez-vous? +such is Frank's temper, and we must manage him." So she went on, backing +her advice by a crowd of examples drawn from the family history; showing +how Kew was like his grandfather, her own poor husband; still more like +his late father, Lord Walham; between whom and his mother there had been +differences, chiefly brought on by my Lady Walham, of course, which had +ended in the almost total estrangement of mother and son. Lady Kew then +administered her advice, and told her stories with Ethel alone for a +listener; and in a most edifying manner, she besought Miss Newcome to +menager Lord Kew's susceptibilities, as she valued her own future comfort +in life, as well as the happiness of a most amiable man, of whom, if +properly managed, Ethel might make what she pleased. We have said Lady +Kew managed everybody, and that most of the members of her family allowed +themselves to be managed by her ladyship. + +Ethel, who had permitted her grandmother to continue her sententious +advice, while she herself sat tapping her feet on the floor, and +performing the most rapid variations of that air which is called the +Devil's Tattoo, burst out, at length, to the elder lady's surprise, with +an outbreak of indignation, a flushing face, and a voice quivering with +anger. + +"This most amiable man," she cried out, "that you design for me, I know +everything about this most amiable man, and thank you and my family for +the present you make me! For the past year, what have you been doing? +Every one of you! my father, my brother, and you yourself, have been +filling my ears wit cruel reports against a poor boy, whom you chose to +depict as everything that was dissolute and wicked, when there was nothing +against him; nothing, but that he was poor. Yes, you yourself, +grandmamma, have told me many and many a time, that Clive Newcome was not +a fit companion for us; warned me against his bad courses, and painted +him as extravagant, unprincipled, I don't know how bad. How bad! I know +how good he is; how upright, generous, and truth-telling: though there +was not a day until lately, that Barnes did not make some wicked story +against him,--Barnes, who, I believe, is bad himself, like--like other +young men. Yes, I am sure there was something about Barnes in that +newspaper which my father took away from me. And you come, and you lift +up your hands, and shake your head, because I dance with one gentleman or +another. You tell me I am wrong; mamma has told me so this morning. +Barnes, of course, has told me so, and you bring me Frank as a pattern, +and tell me to love and honour and obey him! Look here," and she drew out +a paper and put it into Lady Kew's hands. "Here is Kew's history, and I +believe it is true; yes, I am sure it is true." + +The old dowager lifted her eyeglass to her black eyebrow, and read a +paper written in English, and bearing no signature, in which many +circumstances of Lord Kew's life were narrated for poor Ethel's benefit. +It was not a worse life than that of a thousand young men of pleasure, +but there were Kew's many misdeeds set down in order: such a catalogue as +we laugh at when Leporello trolls it, and sings his master's victories in +France, Italy, and Spain. Madame d'Ivry's name was not mentioned in this +list, and Lady Kew felt sure that the outrage came from her. + +With real ardour Lady Kew sought to defend her grandson from some of the +attacks here made against him; and showed Ethel that the person who could +use such means of calumniating him, would not scruple to resort to +falsehood in order to effect her purpose. + +"Her purpose!" cries Ethel. "How do you know it is a woman?" Lady Kew +lapsed into generalities. She thought the handwriting was a woman's--at +least it was not likely that a man should think of addressing an +anonymous letter to a young lady, and so wreaking his hatred upon Lord +Kew. "Besides, Frank has had no rivals--except--except one young +gentleman who has carried his paint-boxes to Italy," says Lady Kew. "You +don't think your dear Colonel's son would leave such a piece of mischief +behind him? You must act, my dear," continued her ladyship, "as if this +letter had never been written at all; the person who wrote it no doubt +will watch you. Of course we are too proud to allow him to see that we +are wounded; and pray, pray do not think of letting poor Frank know a +word about this horrid transaction." + +"Then the letter is true?" burst out Ethel. "You know it is true, +grandmamma, and that is why you would have me keep it a secret from my +cousin; besides," she added, with a little hesitation, "your caution +comes too late, Lord Kew has seen the letter." + +"You fool!" screamed the old lady, "you were not so mad as to show it to +him?" + +"I am sure the letter is true," Ethel said, rising up very haughtily. "It +is not by calling me bad names that your ladyship will disprove it. Keep +them, if you please, for my Aunt Julia; she is sick and weak, and can't +defend herself. I do not choose to bear abuse from you, or lectures from +Lord Kew. He happened to be here a short while since, when the letter +arrived. He had been good enough to come to preach me a sermon on his own +account. He to find fault with my actions!" cried Miss Ethel, quivering +with wrath and clenching the luckless paper in her hand. "He to accuse me +of levity, and to warn me against making improper acquaintances! He began +his lectures too soon. I am not a lawful slave yet, and prefer to remain +unmolested, at least as long as I am free." + +"And you told Frank all this, Miss Newcome, and you showed him that +letter?" said the old lady. + +"The letter was actually brought to me whilst his lordship was in the +midst of his sermon," Ethel replied. "I read it as he was making his +speech," she continued, gathering anger and scorn as she recalled the +circumstances of the interview. "He was perfectly polite in his language. +He did not call me a fool or use a single other bad name. He was good +enough to advise me and to make such virtuous pretty speeches, that if he +had been a bishop he could not have spoken better; and as I thought the +letter was a nice commentary on his lordship's sermon, I gave it to him. +I gave it to him," cried the young woman, "and much good may it do him. I +don't think my Lord Kew will preach to me again for some time." + +"I don't think he will indeed," said Lady Kew, in a hard dry voice. "You +don't know what you may have done. Will you be pleased to ring the bell +and order my carriage? I congratulate you on having performed a most +charming morning's work." + +Ethel made her grandmother a very stately curtsey. I pity Lady Julia's +condition when her mother reached home. + +All who know Lord Kew may be pretty sure that in that unlucky interview +with Ethel, to which the young lady has alluded, he just said no single +word to her that was not kind, and just, and gentle. Considering the +relation between them, he thought himself justified in remonstrating with +her as to the conduct which she chose to pursue, and in warning her +against acquaintances of whom his own experience had taught him the +dangerous character. He knew Madame d'Ivry and her friends so well that +he would not have his wife-elect a member of their circle. He could not +tell Ethel what he knew of those women and their history. She chose not +to understand his hints--did not, very likely, comprehend them. She was +quite young, and the stories of such lives as theirs had never been told +before her. She was indignant at the surveillance which Lord Kew exerted +over her, and the authority which he began to assume. At another moment +and in a better frame of mind she would have been thankful for his care, +and very soon and ever after she did justice to his many admirable +qualities--his frankness, honesty, and sweet temper. Only her high spirit +was in perpetual revolt at this time against the bondage in which her +family strove to keep her. The very worldly advantages of the position +which they offered her served but to chafe her the more. Had her proposed +husband been a young prince with a crown to lay at her feet, she had been +yet more indignant very likely, and more rebellious. Had Kew's younger +brother been her suitor, or Kew in his place, she had been not unwilling +to follow her parents' wishes. Hence the revolt in which she was engaged +--the wayward freaks and outbreaks her haughty temper indulged in. No +doubt she saw the justice of Lord Kew's reproofs. That self-consciousness +was not likely to add to her good-humour. No doubt she was sorry for +having shown Lord Kew the letter the moment after she had done that act, +of which the poor young lady could not calculate the consequences that +were now to ensue. + +Lord Kew, on glancing over the letter, at once divined the quarter whence +it came. The portrait drawn of him was not unlike, as our characters +described by those who hate us are not unlike. He had passed a reckless +youth; indeed he was sad and ashamed of that past life, longed like the +poor prodigal to return to better courses, and had embraced eagerly the +chance afforded him of a union with a woman young, virtuous, and +beautiful, against whom and against heaven he hoped to sin no more. If we +have told or hinted at more of his story than will please the ear of +modern conventionalism, I beseech the reader to believe that the writer's +purpose at least is not dishonest, nor unkindly. The young gentleman hung +his head with sorrow over that sad detail of his life and its follies. +What would he have given to be able to say to Ethel, "This is not true" + +His reproaches to Miss Newcome of course were at once stopped by this +terrible assault on himself. The letter had been put in the Baden +post-box, and so had come to its destination. It was in a disguised +handwriting. Lord Kew could form no idea even of the sex of the scribe. +He put the envelope in his pocket, when Ethel's back was turned. He +examined the paper when he left her. He could make little of the +superscription or of the wafer which had served to close the note. He did +not choose to caution Ethel as to whether she should burn the letter or +divulge it to her friends. He took his share of the pain, as a boy at +school takes his flogging, stoutly and in silence. + +When he saw Ethel again, which he did in an hour's time, the generous +young gentleman held his hand out to her. "My dear," he said, "if you had +loved me you never would have shown me that letter." It was his only +reproof. After that he never again reproved or advised her. + +Ethel blushed. "You are very brave and generous, Frank," said, bending +her head, "and I am captious and wicked." He felt the hot tear blotting +on his hand from his cousin's downcast eyes. + +He kissed her little hand. Lady Anne, who was in the room with her +children when these few words passed between the two in a very low tone, +thought it was a reconciliation. Ethel knew it was a renunciation on +Kew's part--she never liked him so much as at that moment. The young man +was too modest and simple to guess himself what the girl's feelings were. +Could he have told them, his fate and hers might have been changed. + +"You must not allow our kind letter-writing friend," Lord Kew continued, +"to fancy we are hurt. We must walk out this afternoon, and we must +appear very good friends." + +"Yes, always, Kew," said Ethel, holding out her hand again. The next +minute her cousin was at the table carving roast-fowls, and distributing +the portions to the hungry children. + +The assembly of the previous evening had been one of those which the +fermier des jeux at Baden beneficently provides for the frequenters of +the place, and now was to come off a much more brilliant entertainment, +in which poor Clive, who is far into Switzerland by this time, was to +have taken a share. The Bachelors had agreed to give a ball, one of the +last entertainments of the season: a dozen or more of them had subscribed +the funds, and we may be sure Lord Kew's name was at the head of the +list, as it was of any list, of any scheme, whether of charity or fun. +The English were invited, and the Russians were invited; the Spaniards +and Italians, Poles, Prussians, and Hebrews; all the motley frequenters +of the place, and the warriors in the Duke of Baden's army. Unlimited +supper was set in the restaurant. The dancing-room glittered with extra +lights, and a profusion of cut-paper flowers decorated the festive scene. +Everybody was present, those crowds with whom our story has nothing to +do, and those two or three groups of persons who enact minor or greater +parts in it. Madame d'Ivry came in a dress of stupendous splendour, even +more brilliant than that in which Miss Ethel had figured at the last +assembly. If the Duchess intended to ecraser Miss Newcome by the superior +magnificence of her toilet, she was disappointed. Miss Newcome wore a +plain white frock on the occasion, and resumed, Madame d'Ivry said, her +role of ingenue for that night. + +During the brief season in which gentlemen enjoyed the favour of Mary +Queen of Scots, that wandering sovereign led them through all the paces +and vagaries of a regular passion. As in a fair, where time is short and +pleasures numerous, the master of the theatrical booth shows you a +tragedy, a farce, and a pantomime, all in a quarter of an hour, having a +dozen new audiences to witness his entertainments in the course of the +forenoon; so this lady with her platonic lovers went through the complete +dramatic course,--tragedies of jealousy, pantomimes of rapture, and +farces of parting. There were billets on one side and the other; hints of +a fatal destiny, and a ruthless, lynx-eyed tyrant, who held a demoniac +grasp over the Duchess by means of certain secrets which he knew: there +were regrets that we had not known each other sooner: why were we brought +out of our convent and sacrificed to Monsieur le Duc? There were frolic +interchanges of fancy and poesy: pretty bouderies; sweet reconciliations; +yawns finally--and separation. Adolphe went out and Alphonse came in. It +was the new audience; for which the bell rang, the band played, and the +curtain rose; and the tragedy, comedy, and farce were repeated. + +Those Greenwich performers who appear in the theatrical pieces +above-mentioned, make a great deal more noise than your stationary +tragedians; and if they have to denounce a villain, to declare a passion, +or to threaten an enemy, they roar, stamp, shake their fists, and +brandish their sabres, so that every man who sees the play has surely a +full pennyworth for his penny. Thus Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry perhaps a +little exaggerated her heroines' parts liking to strike her audiences +quickly, and also to change them often. Like good performers, she flung +herself heart and soul into the business of the stage, and was what she +acted. She was Phedre, and if in the first part of the play she was +uncommonly tender to Hippolyte, in the second she hated him furiously. +She was Medea, and if Jason was volage, woe to Creusa! Perhaps our poor +Lord Kew had taken the first character in a performance with Madame +d'Ivry; for his behaviour in which part it was difficult enough to +forgive him; but when he appeared at Baden the affianced husband of one +of the most beautiful young creatures in Europe,--when his relatives +scorned Madame d'Ivry,--no wonder she was maddened and enraged, and would +have recourse to revenge, steel, poison. + +There was in the Duchess's court a young fellow from the South of France, +whose friends had sent him to faire son droit at Paris, where he had gone +through the usual course of pleasure and studies of the young inhabitants +of the Latin Quarter. He had at one time exalted republican opinions, and +had fired his shot with distinction at St. Meri. He was a poet of some +little note--a book of his lyrics, Les Rales d'un Asphyxie, having made a +sensation at the time of their appearance. He drank great quantities of +absinthe of a morning; smoked incessantly; played roulette whenever he +could get a few pieces; contributed to a small journal, and was +especially great in his hatred of l'infame Angleterre. Delenda est +Carthago was tattooed beneath his shirt-sleeves. Fifine and Clarisse, +young milliners of the students' district, had punctured this terrible +motto on his manly right arm. Le leopard, emblem of England, was his +aversion; he shook his fist at the caged monster in the Garden of Plants. +He desired to have "Here lies an enemy of England" engraved upon his +early tomb. He was skilled at billiards and dominoes, adroit in the use +of arms, of unquestionable courage and fierceness. Mr. Jones of England +was afraid of M. de Castillonnes, and cowered before his scowls and +sarcasms. Captain Blackball, the other English aide-de-camp of the +Duchesse d'Ivry, a warrior of undoubted courage, who had been "on the +ground" more than once, gave him a wide berth, and wondered what the +little beggar meant when he used to say, "Since the days of the Prince +Noir, monsieur, my family has been at feud with l'Angleterre!" His family +were grocers at Bordeaux, and his father's name was M. Cabasse. He had +married a noble in the revolutionary times; and the son at Paris himself +himself Victor Cabasse de Castillonnes; then Victor C. de Castillonnes; +then M. de Castillonnes. One of the followers of the Black Prince had +insulted a lady of the house of Castillonnes, when the English were lords +of Guienne; hence our friend's wrath against the Leopard. He had written, +and afterwards dramatised a terrific legend describing the circumstances, +and the punishment of the Briton by a knight of the Castillonnes family. +A more awful coward never existed in a melodrama than that felon English +knight. His blanche-fille, of course, died of hopeless love for the +conquering Frenchman, her father's murderer. The paper in which the +feuilleton appeared died at the sixth number of the story. The theatre of +the Boulevard refused the drama; so the author's rage against l'infame +Albion was yet unappeased. On beholding Miss Newcome, Victor had fancied +a resemblance between her and Agnes de Calverley, the blanche Miss of his +novel and drama, and cast an eye of favour upon the young creature. He +even composed verses in her honour (for I presume that the "Miss Betti" +and the Princess Crimhilde of the poems which he subsequently published, +were no other than Miss Newcome, and the Duchess, her rival). He had been +one of the lucky gentlemen who had danced with Ethel on the previous +evening. On the occasion of the ball, he came to her with a highflown +compliment, and a request to be once more allowed to waltz with her--a +request to which he expected a favourable answer, thinking, no doubt, +that his wit, his powers of conversation, and the amour qui flambait dans +son regard, had had their effect upon the charming Meess. Perhaps he had +a copy of the very verses in his breast-pocket, with which he intended to +complete his work of fascination. For her sake alone, he had been heard +to say that he would enter into a truce with England, and forget the +hereditary wrongs of his race. + +But the blanche Miss on this evening declined to waltz with him. His +compliments were not of the least avail. He retired with them and his +unuttered verses in his crumpled bosom. Miss Newcome only danced in one +quadrille with Lord Kew, and left the party quite early, to the despair +of many of the bachelors, who lost the fairest ornament of their ball. + +Lord Kew, however, had been seen walking with her in public, and +particularly attentive to her during her brief appearance in the +ballroom; and the old Dowager, who regularly attended all places of +amusement, and was at twenty parties and six dinners the week before she +died, thought fit to be particularly gracious to Madame d'Ivry upon this +evening, and, far from shunning the Duchesse's presence or being rude to +her, as on former occasions, was entirely smiling and good-humoured. Lady +Kew, too, thought there had been a reconciliation between Ethel and her +cousin. Lady Anne had given her mother some account of the handshaking. +Kew's walk with Ethel, the quadrille which she had danced with him alone, +induced the elder lady to believe that matters had been made up between +the young people. + +So, by way of showing the Duchesse that her little shot of the morning +had failed in its effect, as Frank left the room with his cousin, Lady +Kew gaily hinted, "that the young earl was aux petits soins with Miss +Ethel; that she was sure her old friend, the Duc d'Ivry, would be glad to +hear that his godson was about to range himself. He would settle down on +his estates. He would attend to his duties as an English peer and a +country gentleman. We shall go home," says the benevolent Countess, "and +kill the veau gras, and you shall see our dear prodigal will become a +very quiet gentleman." + +The Duchesse said, "my Lady Kew's plan was most edifying. She was charmed +to hear that Lady Kew loved veal; there were some who thought that meat +rather insipid." A waltzer came to claim her hand at this moment; and as +she twirled round the room upon that gentleman's arm, wafting odours as +she moved, her pink silks, pink feathers, pink ribands, making a mighty +rustling, the Countess of Kew had the satisfaction of thinking that she +had planted an arrow in that shrivelled little waist, which Count +Punter's arms embraced, and had returned the stab which Madame d'Ivry had +delivered in the morning. + +Mr. Barnes, and his elect bride, had also appeared, danced, and +disappeared. Lady Kew soon followed her young ones; and the ball went on +very gaily, in spite of the absence of these respectable personages. + +Being one of the managers of the entertainment, Lord Kew returned to it +after conducting Lady Anne and her daughter to their carriage, and now +danced with great vigour, and with his usual kindness, selecting those +ladies whom other waltzers rejected because they were too old, or too +plain, or too stout, or what not. But he did not ask Madame d'Ivry to +dance. He could condescend to dissemble so far as to hide the pain which +he felt; but did not care to engage in that more advanced hypocrisy of +friendship, which for her part, his old grandmother had not shown the +least scruple in assuming. + +Amongst other partners, my lord selected that intrepid waltzer, the +Graefinn von Gumpelheim, who, in spite of her age, size, and large +family, never lost a chance of enjoying her favourite recreation. "Look +with what a camel my lord waltzes," said M. Victor to Madame d'Ivry, +whose slim waist he had the honour of embracing to the same music. "What +man but an Englishman would ever select such a dromedary?" + +"Avant de se marier," said Madame d'Ivry, "il faut avouer que my lord se +permet d'enormes distractions." + +"My lord marries himself! And when and whom?" cried the Duchesse's +partner. + +"Miss Newcome. Do not you approve of his choice? I thought the eyes of +Stenio" (the Duchess called M. Victor, Stenio) "looked with some favour +upon that little person. She is handsome, even very handsome. Is it not +so often in life, Stenio? Are not youth and innocence (I give Miss Ethel +the compliment of her innocence, now surtout that the little painter is +dismissed)--are we not cast into the arms of jaded roues? Tender young +flowers, are we not torn from our convent gardens, and flung into a world +of which the air poisons our pure life, and withers the sainted buds of +hope and love and faith? Faith! The mocking world tramples on it, +n'est-ce pas? Love! The brutal world strangles the heaven-born infant at +its birth. Hope! It smiled at me in my little convent chamber, played +among the flowers which I cherished, warbled with the birds that I loved. +But it quitted me at the door of the world, Stenio. It folded its white +wings and veiled its radiant face! In return for my young love, they gave +me--sixty years, the dregs of a selfish heart, egotism cowering over its +fire, and cold for all its mantle of ermine! In place of the sweet +flowers of my young years, they gave me these, Stenio!" and she pointed +to her feathers and her artificial roses. "Oh, I should like to crush +them under my feet!" and she put out the neatest little slipper. The +Duchesse was great upon her wrongs, and paraded her blighted innocence to +every one who would feel interested by that piteous spectacle. The music +here burst out more swiftly and melodiously than before; the pretty +little feet forgot their desire to trample upon the world. She shrugged +the lean little shoulders--"Eh!" said the Queen of Scots, "dansons et +oublions;" and Stenio's arm once more surrounded her fairy waist (she +called herself a fairy; other ladies called her a skeleton); and they +whirled away in the waltz again and presently she and Stenio came bumping +up against the stalwart Lord Kew and the ponderous Madame de Gumpelheim, +as a wherry dashes against the oaken ribs of a steamer. + +The little couple did not fall; they were struck on to a neighbouring +bench, luckily: but there was a laugh at the expense of Stenio and the +Queen of Scots--and Lord Kew, settling his panting partner on to a seat, +came up to make excuses for his awkwardness to the lady who had been its +victim. At the laugh produced by the catastrophe, the Duchesse's eyes +gleamed with anger. + +"M. de Castillonnes," she said to her partner, "have you had any quarrel +with that Englishman?" + +"With ce milor? But no," said Stenio. + +"He did it on purpose. There has been no day but his family has insulted +me!" hissed out the Duchesse, and at this moment Lord Kew came up to make +his apologies. He asked a thousand pardons of Madame la Duchesse for +being so maladroit. + +"Maladroit! et tres maladroit, monsieur," says Stenio, curling his +moustache; "c'est bien le mot, monsieur! + +"Also, I make my excuses to Madame la Duchesse, which I hope she will +receive," said Lord Kew. The Duchesse shrugged her shoulders and sunk her +head. + +"When one does not know how to dance, one ought not to dance," continued +the Duchesse's knight. + +"Monsieur is very good to give me lessons in dancing," said Lord Kew. + +"Any lessons which you please, milor!" cries Stenio; "and everywhere +where you will them." + +Lord Kew looked at the little man with surprise. He could not understand +so much anger for so trifling an accident, which happens a dozen times in +every crowded ball. He again bowed to the Duchesse, and walked away. + +"This is your Englishman--your Kew, whom you vaunt everywhere," said +Stenio to M. de Florac, who was standing by and witnessed the scene. "Is +he simply bete, or is he poltron as well? I believe him to be both." + +"Silence, Victor!" cried Florac, seizing his arm, and drawing him away. +"You know me, and that I am neither one or the other. Believe my word, +that my Lord Kew wants neither courage nor wit!" + +"Will you be my witness, Florac?" continues the other. + +"To take him your excuses? yes. It is you who have insulted--" + +"Yes, parbleu, I have insulted!" says the Gascon. + +"--A man who never willingly offended soul alive. A man full of heart: +the most frank: the most loyal. I have seen him put to the proof, and +believe me he is all I say." + +"Eh! so much the better for me!" cried the Southron. "I shall have the +honour of meeting a gallant man: and there will be two on the field." + +"They are making a tool of you, my poor Gascon," said M. de Florac, who +saw Madame d'Ivry's eyes watching the couple. She presently took the arm +of the noble Count de Punter, and went for fresh air into the adjoining +apartment, where play was going on as usual; and Lord Kew and his friend +Lord Rooster were pacing the room apart from the gamblers. + +My Lord Rooster, at something which Kew said, looked puzzled, and said, +"Pooh, stuff, damned little Frenchman! Confounded nonsense!" + +"I was searching you, milor!" said Madame d'Ivry, in a most winning tone, +tripping behind him with her noiseless little feet. "Allow me a little +word. Your arm! You used to give it me once, mon filleul! I hope you +think nothing of the rudeness of M. de Castillonnes; he is a foolish +Gascon: he must have been too often to the buffet this evening." + +Lord Kew said, No, indeed, he thought nothing of de Castillonnes' +rudeness. + +"I am so glad! These heroes of the salle-d'armes have not the commonest +manners. These Gascons are always flamberge au vent. What would the +charming Miss Ethel say, if she heard of the dispute?" + +"Indeed there is no reason why she should hear of it," said Lord Kew, +"unless some obliging friend should communicate it to her." + +"Communicate it to her--the poor dear! who would be so cruel as to give +her pain?" asked the innocent Duchesse. "Why do you look at me so, +Frank?" + +"Because I admire you," said her interlocutor, with a bow. "I have never +seen Madame la Duchesse to such advantage as to-day." + +"You speak in enigmas! Come back with me to the ballroom. Come and dance +with me once more. You used to dance with me. Let us have one waltz more, +Kew. And then, and then, in a day or two I shall go back to Monsieur le +Duc, and tell him that his filleul is going to marry the fairest of all +Englishwomen and to turn hermit in the country, and orator in the Chamber +of Peers. You have wit! ah si--you have wit!" And she led back Lord Kew, +rather amazed himself at what he was doing, into the ballroom; so that +the good-natured people who were there, and who beheld them dancing, +could not refrain from clapping their hands at the sight of this couple. + +The Duchess danced as if she was bitten by that Neapolitan spider which, +according to the legend, is such a wonderful dance-incentor. She would +have the music quicker and quicker. She sank on Kew's arm, and clung on +his support. She poured out all the light of her languishing eyes into +his face. Their glances rather confused than charmed him. But the +bystanders were pleased; they thought it so good-hearted of the Duchesse, +after the little quarrel, to make a public avowal of reconciliation! + +Lord Rooster looking on, at the entrance of the dancing-room, over +Monsieur de Florac's shoulder, said, "It's all right! She's a clipper to +dance, the little Duchess." + +"The viper!" said Florac, "how she writhes!" + +"I suppose that business with the Frenchman is all over," says Lord +Rooster. "Confounded piece of nonsense." + +"You believe it finished? We shall see!" said Florac, who perhaps knew +his fair cousin better. When the waltz was over, Kew led his partner to a +seat, and bowed to her; but though she made room for him at her side, +pointing to it, and gathering up her rustling robes so that he might sit +down, he moved away, his face full of gloom. He never wished to be near +her again. There was something more odious to him in her friendship than +her hatred. He knew hers was the hand that had dealt that stab at him and +Ethel in the morning. He went back and talked with his two friends in the +doorway. "Couch yourself, my little Kiou," said Florac. "You are all +pale. You were best in bed, mon garcon!" + +"She has made me promise to take her in to supper," Kew said, with a +sigh. + +"She will poison you," said the other. "Why have they abolished the roue +chez nous? My word of honour they should retabliche it for this woman." + +"There is one in the next room," said Kew, with a laugh, "Come, Vicomte, +let us try our fortune," and he walked back into the play-room. + +That was the last night on which Lord Kew ever played a gambling game. He +won constantly. The double zero seemed to obey him; so that the croupiers +wondered at his fortune. Florac backed it; saying with the superstition +of a gambler, "I am sure something goes to arrive to this boy." From time +to time M. de Florac went back to the dancing-room, leaving his mise +under Kew's charge. He always found his heaps increased; indeed the +worthy Vicomte wanted a turn of luck in his favour. On one occasion he +returned with a grave face, saying to Lord Rooster, "She has the other +one in hand. We are going to see." "Trente-six encor! et rouge gagne," +cried the croupier with his nasal tone, Monsieur de Florac's pockets +overflowed with double Napoleons, and he stopped his play, luckily, for +Kew putting down his winnings, once, twice, thrice, lost them all. + +When Lord Kew had left the dancing-room, Madame d'Ivry saw Stenio +following him with fierce looks, and called back that bearded bard. "You +were going to pursue M. de Kew," she said: "I knew you were. Sit down +here, sir," and she patted him down on her seat with her fan. + +"Do you wish that I should call him back, madame?" said the poet, with +the deepest tragic accents. + +"I can bring him when I want him, Victor," said the lady. + +"Let us hope others will be equally fortunate," the Gascon said, with one +hand in his breast, the other stroking his moustache. + +"Fi, monsieur, que vous sentez le tabac! je vous le defends, +entendez-vous, monsieur?" + +"Pourtant, I have seen the day when Madame la Duchesse did not disdain a +cigar," said Victor. "If the odour incommodes, permit that I retire." + +"And you also would quit me, Stenio? Do you think I did not mark your +eyes towards Miss Newcome? your anger when she refused you to dance? Ah! +we see all. A woman does not deceive herself, do you see? You send me +beautiful verses, Poet. You can write as well of a statue or a picture, +of a rose or a sunset, as of the heart of a woman. You were angry just +now because I danced with M. de Kew. Do you think in a woman's eyes +jealousy is unpardonable?" + +"You know how to provoke it, madame," continued the tragedian. + +"Monsieur," replied the lady, with dignity, "am I to render you an +account of all my actions, and ask your permission for a walk?" + +"In fact, I am but the slave, madame," groaned the Gascon, "I am not the +master." + +"You are a very rebellious slave, monsieur," continues the lady, with a +pretty moue, and a glance of the large eyes artfully brightened by her +rouge. "Suppose--suppose I danced with M. de Kew, not for his sake-- +Heaven knows to dance with him is not a pleasure--but for yours. Suppose +I do not want a foolish quarrel to proceed. Suppose I know that he is ni +sot ni poltron as you pretend. I overheard you, sir, talking with one of +the basest of men, my good cousin, M. de Florac: but it is not of him I +speak. Suppose I know the Comte de Kew to be a man, cold and insolent, +ill-bred, and grossier, as the men of his nation are--but one who lacks +no courage--one who is terrible when roused; might I have no occasion to +fear, not for him, but----" + +"But for me! Ah, Marie! Ah, madame! Believe you that a man of my blood +will yield a foot to any Englishman? Do you know the story of my race? do +you know that since my childhood I have vowed hatred to that nation? +Tenez, madame, this M. Jones who frequents your salon, it was but respect +for you that has enabled me to keep my patience with this stupid +islander. This Captain Blackball, whom you distinguish, who certainly +shoots well, who mounts well to horse, I have always thought his manners +were those of the marker of a billiard. But I respect him because he has +made war with Don Carlos against the English. But this young M. de Kew, +his laugh crisps me the nerves; his insolent air makes me bound; in +beholding him I said to myself, I hate you; think whether I love him +better after having seen him as I did but now, madame!" Also, but this +Victor did not say, he thought Kew had laughed at him at the beginning of +the evening, when the blanche Miss had refused to dance with him. + +"Ah, Victor, it is not him, but you that I would save," said the Duchess. +And the people round about, and the Duchess herself, afterwards said, +yes, certainly, she had a good heart. She entreated Lord Kew; she +implored M. Victor; she did everything in her power to appease the +quarrel between him and the Frenchman. + +After the ball came the supper, which was laid at separate little tables, +where parties of half a dozen enjoyed themselves. Lord Kew was of the +Duchess's party, where our Gascon friend had not a seat. But being one of +the managers of the entertainment, his lordship went about from table to +table, seeing that the guests at each lacked nothing. He supposed too +that the dispute with the Gascon had possibly come to an end; at any +rate, disagreeable as the other's speech had been, he had resolved to put +up with it, not having the least inclination to drink the Frenchman's +blood, or to part with his own on so absurd a quarrel. He asked people in +his good-natured way to drink wine with him; and catching M. Victor's eye +scowling at him from a distant table, he sent a waiter with a +champagne-bottle to his late opponent, and lifted his glass as a friendly +challenge. The waiter carried the message to M. Victor, who, when he +heard it, turned up his glass, and folded his arms in a stately manner. +"M. de Castillonnes dit qu'il refuse, milor," said the waiter, rather +scared. "He charged me to bring that message to milor." Florac ran across +to the angry Gascon. It was not while at Madame d'Ivry's table that Lord +Kew sent his challenge and received his reply; his duties as steward had +carried him away from that pretty early. + +Meanwhile the glimmering dawn peered into the windows of the +refreshment-room, and behold, the sun broke in and scared all the +revellers. The ladies scurried away like so many ghosts at cock-crow, +some of them not caring to face that detective luminary. Cigars had been +lighted ere this; the men remained smoking them with those sleepless +German waiters still bringing fresh supplies of drink. Lord Kew gave the +Duchesse d'Ivry his arm, and was leading her out; M. de Castillonnes +stood scowling directly in their way, upon which, with rather an abrupt +turn of the shoulder, and a "Pardon, monsieur," Lord Kew pushed by, and +conducted the Duchesse to her carriage. She did not in the least see what +had happened between the two gentlemen in the passage; she ogled, and +nodded, and kissed her hands quite affectionately to Kew as the fly drove +away. + +Florac in the meanwhile had seized his compatriot, who had drunk +champagne copiously with others, if not with Kew, and was in vain +endeavouring to make him hear reason. The Gascon was furious; he vowed +that Lord Kew had struck him. "By the tomb of my mother," he bellowed, "I +swear I will have his blood!" Lord Rooster was bawling out, "D--- him, +carry him to bed, and shut him up;" which remarks Victor did not +understand, or two victims would doubtless have been sacrificed on his +mamma's mausoleum. + +When Kew came back (as he was only too sure to do), the little Gascon +rushed forward with a glove in his hand, and having an audience of +smokers round about him, made a furious speech about England, leopards, +cowardice, insolent islanders, and Napoleon at St. Helena; and demanded +reason for Kew's conduct during the night. As he spoke, he advanced +towards Lord Kew, glove in hand, and lifted it as if he was actually +going to strike. + +"There is no need for further words," said Lord Kew, taking his cigar out +of his mouth. "If you don't drop that glove, upon my word I will pitch +you out of the window. Ha!--Pick the man up, somebody. You'll bear +witness, gentlemen, I couldn't help myself. If he wants me in the +morning, he knows where to find me." + +"I declare that my Lord Kew has acted with great forbearance, and under +the most brutal provocation--the most brutal provocation, entendez-vows, +M. Cabasse?" cried out M. de Florac, rushing forward to the Gascon, who +had now risen; "monsieur's conduct has been unworthy of a Frenchman and a +gallant homme." + +"D--- it, he has had it on his nob, though," said Lord Viscount Rooster, +laconically. + +"Ah, Roosterre! ceci n'est pas pour rire," Florac cried sadly, as they +both walked away with Lord Kew; "I wish that first blood was all that was +to be shed in this quarrel" + +"Gaw! how he did go down!" cried Rooster, convulsed with laughter. + +"I am very sorry for it," said Kew, quite seriously; "I couldn't help it. +God forgive me." And he hung down his head. He thought of the past, and +its levities, and punishment coming after him pede claudo. It was with +all his heart the contrite young man said "God forgive me." He would take +what was to follow as the penalty of what had gone before. + +"Pallas te hoc vulnere, Pallas immolat, mon pauvre Kiou," said his French +friend. And Lord Rooster, whose classical education had been much +neglected, turned round and said, "Hullo, mate, what ship's that?" + +Viscount Rooster had not been two hours in bed, when the Count de Punter +(formerly of the Black Jaegers) waited upon him upon the part of M. de +Castillonnes and the Earl of Kew, who had referred him to the Viscount to +arrange matters for a meeting between them. As the meeting must take +place out of the Baden territory, and they ought to move before the +police prevented them, the Count proposed that they should at once make +for France; where, as it was an affair of honneur, they would assuredly +be let to enter without passports. + +Lady Anne and Lady Kew heard that the gentlemen after the ball had all +gone out on a hunting-party, and were not alarmed for four-and-twenty +hours at least. On the next day none of them returned; and on the day +after, the family heard that Lord Kew had met with rather a dangerous +accident; but all the town knew he had been shot by M. de Castillonnes on +one of the islands on the Rhine, opposite Kehl, where he was now lying. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXV + +Across the Alps + + +Our discursive muse must now take her place in the little britzska in +which Clive Newcome and his companions are travelling, and cross the Alps +in that vehicle, beholding the snows on St. Gothard, and the beautiful +region through which the Ticino rushes on its way to the Lombard lakes, +and the corn-covered great plains of the Milanese; and that royal city, +with the cathedral for its glittering crown, only less magnificent than +the imperial dome of Rome. I have some long letters from Mr. Clive, +written during this youthful tour, every step of which, from the +departure at Baden, to the gate of Milan, he describes as beautiful; and +doubtless, the delightful scenes through which the young man went, had +their effect in soothing any private annoyances with which his journey +commenced. The aspect of nature, in that fortunate route which he took, +is so noble and cheering, that our private affairs and troubles shrink +away abashed before that serene splendour. O sweet peaceful scene of +azure lake, and snow-crowned mountain, so wonderfully lovely is your +aspect, that it seems like heaven almost, and as if grief and care could +not enter it! What young Clive's private cares were I knew not as yet in +those days; and he kept them out of his letters; it was only in the +intimacy of future life that some of these pains were revealed to me. + +Some three months after taking leave of Miss Ethel, our young gentleman +found himself at Rome, with his friend Ridley still for a companion. Many +of us, young or middle-aged, have felt that delightful shock which the +first sight of the great city inspires. There is one other place of which +the view strikes one with an emotion even greater than that with which we +look at Rome, where Augustus was reigning when He saw the day, whose +birthplace is separated but by a hill or two from the awful gates of +Jerusalem. Who that has beheld both can forget that first aspect of +either? At the end of years the emotion occasioned by the sight still +thrills in your memory, and it smites you as at the moment when you first +viewed it. + +The business of the present novel, however, lies neither with priest nor +pagan, but with Mr. Clive Newcome, and his affairs and his companions at +this period of his life. Nor, if the gracious reader expects to hear of +cardinals in scarlet, and noble Roman princes and princesses, will he +find such in this history. The only noble Roman into whose mansion our +friend got admission was the Prince Polonia, whose footmen wear the +liveries of the English royal family, who gives gentlemen and even +painters cash upon good letters of credit; and, once or twice in a +season, opens his transtiberine palace and treats his customers to a +ball. Our friend Clive used jocularly to say, he believed there were no +Romans. There were priests in portentous hats; there were friars with +shaven crowns; there were the sham peasantry, who dressed themselves out +in masquerade costumes, with bagpipe and goatskin, with crossed leggings +and scarlet petticoats, who let themselves out to artists at so many +pauls per sitting; but he never passed a Roman's door except to buy a +cigar or to purchase a handkerchief. Thither, as elsewhere, we carry our +insular habits with us. We have a little England at Paris, a little +England at Munich, Dresden, everywhere. Our friend is an Englishman, and +did at Rome as the English do. + +There was the polite English society, the society that flocks to see the +Colosseum lighted up with blue fire, that flocks to the Vatican to behold +the statues by torchlight, that hustles into the churches on public +festivals in black veils and deputy-lieutenants' uniforms, and stares, +and talks, and uses opera-glasses while the pontiffs of the Roman Church +are performing its ancient rites, and the crowds of faithful are kneeling +round the altars; the society which gives its balls and dinners, has its +scandal and bickerings, its aristocrats, parvenus, toadies imported from +Belgravia; has its club, its hunt, and its Hyde Park on the Pincio: and +there is the other little English world, the broad-hatted, long-bearded, +velvet-jacketed, jovial colony of the artists, who have their own feasts, +haunts, and amusements by the side of their aristocratic compatriots, +with whom but few of them have the honour to mingle. + +J. J. and Clive engaged pleasant lofty apartments in the Via Gregoriana. +Generations of painters had occupied these chambers and gone their way. +The windows of their painting-room looked into a quaint old garden, where +there were ancient statues of the Imperial time, a babbling fountain and +noble orange-trees with broad clustering leaves and golden balls of +fruit, glorious to look upon. Their walks abroad were endlessly pleasant +and delightful. In every street there were scores of pictures of the +graceful characteristic Italian life, which our painters seem one and all +to reject, preferring to depict their quack brigands, contadini, +pifferari, and the like, because Thompson painted them before Jones, and +Jones before Thompson, and so on, backwards into time. There were the +children at play, the women huddled round the steps of the open doorways, +in the kindly Roman winter; grim, portentous old hags, such as Michael +Angelo painted, draped in majestic raggery; mothers and swarming bambins; +slouching countrymen, dark of beard and noble of countenance, posed in +superb attitudes, lazy, tattered, and majestic. There came the red +troops, the black troops, the blue troops of the army of priests; the +snuffy regiments of Capuchins, grave and grotesque; the trim French +abbes; my lord the bishop, with his footman (those wonderful footmen); my +lord the cardinal, in his ramshackle coach and his two, nay three, +footmen behind him;--flunkeys, that look as if they had been dressed by +the costumier of a British pantomime; coach with prodigious emblazonments +of hats and coats-of-arms, that seems as if it came out of the pantomime +too, and was about to turn into something else. So it is, that what is +grand to some persons' eyes appears grotesque to others; and for certain +sceptical persons, that step, which we have heard of, between the sublime +and the ridiculous, is not visible. + +"I wish it were not so," writes Clive, in one of the letters wherein he +used to pour his full heart out in those days. "I see these people at +their devotions, and envy them their rapture. A friend, who belongs to +the old religion, took me, last week, into a church where the Virgin +lately appeared in person to a Jewish gentleman, flashed down upon him +from heaven in light and splendour celestial, and, of course, straightway +converted him. My friend bade me look at the picture, and, kneeling down +beside me, I know prayed with all his honest heart that the truth might +shine down upon me too; but I saw no glimpse of heaven at all. I saw but +a poor picture, an altar with blinking candles, a church hung with tawdry +strips of red and white calico. The good, kind W---- went away, humbly +saying 'that such might have happened again if heaven so willed it.' I +could not but feel a kindness and admiration for the good man. I know his +works are made to square with his faith, that he dines on a crust, lives +as chaste as a hermit, and gives his all to the poor. + +"Our friend J. J., very different to myself in so many respects, so +superior in all, is immensely touched by these ceremonies. They seem to +answer to some spiritual want of his nature, and he comes away satisfied +as from a feast, where I have only found vacancy. Of course our first +pilgrimage was to St. Peter's. What a walk! Under what noble shadows does +one pass; how great and liberal the houses are, with generous casements +and courts, and great grey portals which giants might get through and +keep their turbans on. Why, the houses are twice as tall as Lamb Court +itself; and over them hangs a noble dinge, a venerable mouldy splendour. +Over the solemn portals are ancient mystic escutcheons--vast shields of +princes and cardinals, such as Ariosto's knights might take down; and +every figure about them is a picture by himself. At every turn there is a +temple: in every court a brawling fountain. Besides the people of the +streets and houses, and the army of priests black and brown, there's a +great silent population of marble. There are battered gods tumbled out of +Olympus and broken in the fall, and set up under niches and over +fountains; there are senators namelessly, noselessly, noiselessly seated +under archways, or lurking in courts and gardens. And then, besides these +defunct ones, of whom these old figures may be said to be the corpses, +there is the reigning family, a countless carved hierarchy of angels, +saints, confessors of the latter dynasty which has conquered the court of +Jove. I say, Pen, I wish Warrington would write the history of the Last +of the Pagans. Did you never have a sympathy for them as the monks came +rushing into their temples, kicking down their poor altars, smashing the +fair calm faces of their gods, and sending their vestals a-flying? They +are always preaching here about the persecution of the Christians. Are +not the churches full of martyrs with choppers in their meek heads; +virgins on gridirons; riddled St. Sebastians, and the like? But have they +never persecuted in their turn? O me! You and I know better, who were +bred up near to the pens of Smithfield, where Protestants and Catholics +have taken their turn to be roasted. + +"You pass through an avenue of angels and saints on the bridge across +Tiber, all in action; their great wings seem clanking, their marble +garments clapping; St. Michael, descending upon the Fiend, has been +caught and bronzified just as he lighted on the Castle of St. Angelo: his +enemy doubtless fell crushing through the roof and so downwards. He is as +natural as blank verse--that bronze angel-set, rhythmic, grandiose. +You'll see, some day or other, he's a great sonnet, sir, I'm sure of +that. Milton wrote in bronze; I am sure Virgil polished off his Georgics +in marble--sweet calm shapes! exquisite harmonies of line! As for the +Aeneid; that, sir, I consider to be so many bas-reliefs, mural ornaments +which affect me not much. + +"I think I have lost sight of St. Peter's, haven't I? Yet it is big +enough. How it makes your heart beat when you first see it! Ours did as +we came in at night from Civita Vecchia, and saw a great ghostly darkling +dome rising solemnly up into the grey night, and keeping us company ever +so long as we drove, as if it had been an orb fallen out of heaven with +its light put out. As you look at it from the Pincio, and the sun sets +behind it, surely that aspect of earth and sky is one of the grandest in +the world. I don't like to say that the facade of the church is ugly and +obtrusive. As long as the dome overawes, that facade is supportable. You +advance towards it--through, oh, such a noble court! with fountains +flashing up to meet the sunbeams; and right and left of you two sweeping +half-crescents of great columns; but you pass by the courtiers and up to +the steps of the throne, and the dome seems to disappear behind it. It is +as if the throne was upset, and the king had toppled over. + +"There must be moments, in Rome especially, when every man of friendly +heart, who writes himself English and Protestant, must feel a pang at +thinking that he and his countrymen are insulated from European +Christendom. An ocean separates us. From one shore or the other one can +see the neighbour cliffs on clear days: one must wish sometimes that +there were no stormy gulf between us; and from Canterbury to Rome a +pilgrim could pass, and not drown beyond Dover. Of the beautiful parts of +the great Mother Church I believe among us many people have no idea; we +think of lazy friars, of pining cloistered virgins, of ignorant peasants +worshipping wood and stones, bought and sold indulgences, absolutions, +and the like commonplaces of Protestant satire. Lo! yonder inscription, +which blazes round the dome of the temple, so great and glorious it looks +like heaven almost, and as if the words were written in stars, it +proclaims to all the world, this is that Peter, and on this rock the +Church shall be built, against which Hell shall not prevail. Under the +bronze canopy his throne is lit with lights that have been burning before +it for ages. Round this stupendous chamber are ranged the grandees of his +court. Faith seems to be realised in their marble figures. Some of them +were alive but yesterday; others, to be as blessed as they, walk the +world even now doubtless; and the commissioners of heaven, here holding +their court a hundred years hence, shall authoritatively announce their +beatification. The signs of their power shall not be wanting. They heal +the sick, open the eyes of the blind, cause the lame to walk to-day as +they did eighteen centuries ago. Are there not crowds ready to bear +witness to their wonders? Isn't there a tribunal appointed to try their +claims; advocates to plead for and against; prelates and clergy and +multitudes of faithful to back and believe them? Thus you shall kiss the +hand of a priest to-day, who has given his to a friar whose bones are +already beginning to work miracles, who has been the disciple of another +whom the Church has just proclaimed a saint,--hand in hand they hold by +one another till the line is lost up in heaven. Come, friend, let us +acknowledge this, and go and kiss the toe of St. Peter. Alas! there's the +Channel always between us; and we no more believe in the miracles of St. +Thomas of Canterbury, than that the bones of His Grace John Bird, who +sits in St. Thomas's chair presently, will work wondrous cures in the +year 2000: that his statue will speak, or his portrait by Sir Thomas +Lawrence will wink. + +"So, you see, at those grand ceremonies which the Roman Church exhibits +at Christmas, I looked on as a Protestant. Holy Father on his throne or +in his palanquin, cardinals with their tails and their train-bearers, +mitred bishops and abbots, regiments of friars and clergy, relics exposed +for adoration, columns draped, altars illuminated, incense smoking, +organs pealing, and boxes of piping soprani, Swiss guards with slashed +breeches and fringed halberts;--between us and all this splendour of +old-world ceremony, there's an ocean flowing: and yonder old statue of +Peter might have been Jupiter again, surrounded by a procession of +flamens and augurs, and Augustus as Pontifex Maximus, to inspect the +sacrifices,--and my feelings at the spectacle had been, doubtless, pretty +much the same. + +"Shall I utter any more heresies? I am an unbeliever in Raphael's +'Transfiguration'--the scream of that devil-possessed boy, in the lower +part of the figure of eight (a stolen boy too), jars the whole music of +the composition. On Michael Angelo's great wall, the grotesque and +terrible are not out of place. What an awful achievement! Fancy the state +of mind of the man who worked it--as alone, day after day, he devised and +drew those dreadful figures! Suppose in the days of the Olympian dynasty, +the subdued Titan rebels had been set to ornament a palace for Jove, they +would have brought in some such tremendous work: or suppose that Michael +descended to the Shades, and brought up this picture out of the halls of +Limbo. I like a thousand and a thousand times better to think of +Raphael's loving spirit. As he looked at women and children, his +beautiful face must have shone like sunshine: his kind hand must have +caressed the sweet figures as he formed them. If I protest against the +'Transfiguration,' and refuse to worship at that altar before which so +many generations have knelt, there are hundreds of others which I salute +thankfully. It is not so much in the set harangues (to take another +metaphor), as in the daily tones and talk that his voice is so delicious. +Sweet poetry, and music, and tender hymns drop from him: he lifts his +pencil, and something gracious falls from it on the paper. How noble his +mind must have been! it seems but to receive, and his eye seems only to +rest on, what is great, and generous, and lovely. You walk through +crowded galleries, where are pictures ever so large and pretentious; and +come upon a grey paper, or a little fresco, bearing his mark-and over all +the brawl and the throng recognise his sweet presence. 'I would like to +have you been Giulio Romano,' J. J. says (who does not care for Giulio's +pictures), 'because then I would have been Raphael's favourite pupil.' We +agreed that we would rather have seen him and William Shakspeare, than +all the men we ever read of. Fancy poisoning a fellow out of envy--as +Spagnoletto did! There are some men whose admiration takes that bilious +shape. There's a fellow in our mess at the Lepre, a clever enough fellow +too--and not a bad fellow to the poor. He was a Gandishite. He is a genre +and portrait painter, by the name of Haggard. He hates J. J. because Lord +Fareham, who is here, has given J. J. an order; and he hates me, because +I wear a clean shirt, and ride a cock-horse. + +"I wish you could come to our mess at the Lepre. It's such a dinner: such +a tablecloth: such a waiter: such a company! Every man has a beard and a +sombrero: and you would fancy we were a band of brigands. We are regaled +with woodcocks, snipes, wild swans, ducks, robins, and owls and oionoisi +te pasi for dinner; and with three pauls' worth of wines and victuals the +hungriest has enough, even Claypole the sculptor. Did you ever know him? +He used to come to the Haunt. He looks like the Saracen's head with his +beard now. There is a French table still more hairy than ours, a German +table, an American table. After dinner we go and have coffee and +mezzo-caldo at the Cafe Greco over the way. Mezzo-caldo is not a bad +drink--a little rum--a slice of fresh citron--lots of pounded sugar, and +boiling water for the rest. Here in various parts of the cavern (it is a +vaulted low place) the various nations have their assigned quarters, and +we drink our coffee and strong waters, and abuse Guido, or Rubens, or +Bernini selon les gouts, and blow such a cloud of smoke as would make +Warrington's lungs dilate with pleasure. We get very good cigars for a +bajoccho and half--that is very good for us, cheap tobaccanalians; and +capital when you have got no others. M'Collop is here: he made a great +figure at a cardinal's reception in the tartan of the M'Collop. He is +splendid at the tomb of the Stuarts, and wanted to cleave Haggard down to +the chine with his claymore for saying that Charles Edward was often +drunk. + +"Some of us have our breakfasts at the Cafe Greco at dawn. The birds are +very early birds here; and you'll see the great sculptors--the old Dons, +you know, who look down on us young fellows--at their coffee here when it +is yet twilight. As I am a swell, and have a servant, J. J. and I +breakfast at our lodgings. I wish you could see Terribile our attendant, +and Ottavia our old woman! You will see both of them on the canvas one +day. When he hasn't blacked our boots and has got our breakfast, +Terribile the valet-de-chambre becomes Terribile the model. He has +figured on a hundred canvases ere this, and almost ever since he was +born. All his family were models. His mother having been a Venus, is now +a Witch of Endor. His father is in the patriarchal line: he has himself +done the cherubs, the shepherd-boys, and now is a grown man, and ready as +a warrior, a pifferaro, a capuchin, or what you will. + +"After the coffee and the Cafe Greco we all go to the Life Academy. After +the Life Academy, those who belong to the world dress and go out to +tea-parties just as if we were in London. Those who are not in society +have plenty of fun of their own--and better fun than the tea-party fun +too. Jack Screwby has a night once a week, sardines and ham for supper, +and a cask of Marsala in the corner. Your humble servant entertains on +Thursdays: which is Lady Fitch's night too; and I flatter myself some of +the London dandies who are passing the winter here, prefer the cigars and +humble liquors which we dispense, to tea and Miss Fitch's performance on +the pianoforte. + +"What is that I read in Galignani about Lord K-- and an affair of honour +at Baden? Is it my dear kind jolly Kew with whom some one has quarrelled? +I know those who will be even more grieved than I am, should anything +happen to the best of good fellows. A great friend of Lord Kew's, Jack +Belsize commonly called, came with us from Baden through Switzerland, and +we left him at Milan. I see by the paper that his elder brother is dead +and so poor Jack will be a great man some day. I wish the chance had +happened sooner if it was to befall at all. So my amiable cousin, Barnes +Newcome Newcome, Esq., has married my Lady Clara Pulleyn; I wish her joy +of her bridegroom. All I have heard of that family is from the newspaper. +If you meet them, tell me anything about them.--We had a very pleasant +time altogether at Baden. I suppose the accident to Kew will put off his +marriage with Miss Newcome. They have been engaged, you know, ever so +long.--And--do, do write to me and tell me something about London. It's +best I should--should stay here and work this winter and the next. J. J. +has done a famous picture, and if I send a couple home, you'll give them +a notice in the Pall Mall Gazette--won't you?--for the sake of old times +and yours affectionately, Clive Newcome." + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVI + +In which M. de Florac is promoted + + +However much Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry was disposed to admire and praise +her own conduct in the affair which ended so unfortunately for poor Lord +Kew, between whom and the Gascon her grace vowed that she had done +everything in her power to prevent a battle, the old Duke, her lord, was, +it appeared, by no means delighted with his wife's behaviour, nay, +visited her with his very sternest displeasure. Miss O'Grady, the +Duchesse's companion, and her little girl's instructress, at this time +resigned her functions in the Ivry family; it is possible that in the +recriminations consequent upon the governess's dismissal, the Miss +Irlandaise, in whom the family had put so much confidence, divulged +stories unfavourable to her patroness, and caused the indignation of the +Duke, her husband. Between Florac and the Duchesse there was also open +war and rupture. He had been one of Kew's seconds in the latter's affair +with the Vicomte's countryman. He had even cried out for fresh pistols, +and proposed to engage Castillonnes, when his gallant principal fell; and +though a second duel was luckily averted as murderous and needless, M. de +Florac never hesitated afterwards, and in all companies, to denounce with +the utmost virulence the instigator and the champion of the odious +original quarrel. He vowed that the Duchesse had shot le petit Kiou as +effectually as if she had herself fired the pistol at his breast. +Murderer, poisoner, Brinvilliers, a hundred more such epithets he used +against his kinswoman, regretting that the good old times were past--that +there was no Chambre Ardente to try her, and no rack and wheel to give +her her due. + +The biographer of the Newcomes has no need (although he possesses the +fullest information) to touch upon the Duchesse's doings, further than as +they relate to that most respectable English family. When the Duke took +his wife into the country, Florac never hesitated to say that to live +with her was dangerous for the old man, and to cry out to his friends of +the Boulevards or the Jockey Club, "Ma parole d'honneur, cette femme le +tuera!" + +Do you know, O gentle and unsuspicious readers, or have you ever reckoned +as you have made your calculation of society, how many most respectable +husbands help to kill their wives--how many respectable wives aid in +sending their husbands to Hades? The wife of a chimney-sweep or a +journeyman butcher comes shuddering before a police magistrate--her head +bound up--her body scarred and bleeding with wounds, which the drunken +ruffian, her lord, has administered: a poor shopkeeper or mechanic is +driven out of his home by the furious ill-temper of the shrill virago his +wife--takes to the public-house--to evil courses--to neglecting his +business--to the gin-bottle--to delirium tremens--to perdition. Bow +Street, and policemen, and the newspaper reporters, have cognisance and a +certain jurisdiction over these vulgar matrimonial crimes; but in politer +company how many murderous assaults are there by husband or wife--where +the woman is not felled by the actual fist, though she staggers and sinks +under blows quite as cruel and effectual; where, with old wounds yet +unhealed, which she strives to hide under a smiling face from the world, +she has to bear up and to be stricken down and to rise to her feet again, +under fresh daily strokes of torture; where the husband, fond and +faithful, has to suffer slights, coldness, insult, desertion, his +children sneered away from their love for him, his friends driven from +his door by jealousy, his happiness strangled, his whole life embittered, +poisoned, destroyed! If you were acquainted with the history of every +family in your street, don't you know that in two or three of the houses +there such tragedies have been playing? Is not the young mistress of +Number 20 already pining at her husband's desertion? The kind master of +Number 30 racking his fevered brains and toiling through sleepless nights +to pay for the jewels on his wife's neck, and the carriage out of which +she ogles Lothario in the Park? The fate under which man or woman falls, +blow of brutal tyranny, heartless desertion, weight of domestic care too +heavy to bear--are not blows such as these constantly striking people +down? In this long parenthesis we are wandering ever so far away from M. +le Duc and Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry, and from the vivacious Florac's +statement regarding his kinsman, that that woman will kill him. + +There is this at least to be said, that if the Duc d'Ivry did die he was +a very old gentleman, and had been a great viveur for at least threescore +years of his life. As Prince de Moncontour in his father's time before +the Revolution, during the Emigration, even after the Restoration, M. le +Duc had vecu with an extraordinary vitality. He had gone through good and +bad fortune: extreme poverty, display and splendour, affairs of love-- +affairs of honour,--and of one disease or another a man must die at the +end. After the Baden business--and he had dragged off his wife to +Champagne--the Duke became greatly broken; he brought his little daughter +to a convent at Paris, putting the child under the special guardianship +of Madame de Florac, with whom and with whose family in these latter days +the old chief of the house effected a complete reconciliation. The Duke +was now for ever coming to Madame de Florac; he poured all his wrongs and +griefs into her ear with garrulous senile eagerness. "That little +Duchesse is a monstre, a femme d'Eugene Sue," the Vicomte used to say; +"the poor old Duke he cry--ma parole d'honneur, he cry and I cry too when +he comes to recount to my poor mother, whose sainted heart is the asile +of all griefs, a real Hotel Dieu, my word the most sacred, with beds for +all the afflicted, with sweet words, like Sisters of Charity, to minister +to them:--I cry, mon bon Pendennis, when this vieillard tells his stories +about his wife and tears his white hairs to the feet of my mother." + +When the little Antoinette was separated by her father from her mother, +the Duchesse d'Ivry, it might have been expected that that poetess would +have dashed off a few more cris de l'ame, shrieking according to her +wont, and baring and beating that shrivelled maternal bosom of hers, from +which her child had been just torn. The child skipped and laughed to go +away to the convent. It was only when she left Madame de Florac that she +used to cry; and when urged by that good lady to exhibit a little +decorous sentiment in writing to her mamma, Antoinette would ask, in her +artless way, "Pourquoi? Mamma used never to speak to me except sometimes +before the world, before ladies, that understands itself. When her +gentleman came, she put me to the door; then she gave me tapes, o oui, +she gave me tapes! I cry no more; she has so much made to cry M. le Duc, +that it is quite enough of one in a family." So Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry +did not weep, even in print, for the loss of her pretty little +Antoinette; besides, she was engaged, at that time, by other sentimental +occupations. A young grazier of their neighbouring town, of an aspiring +mind and remarkable poetic talents, engrossed the Duchesse's platonic +affections at this juncture. When he had sold his beasts at market, he +would ride over and read Rousseau and Schiller with Madame la Duchesse, +who formed him. His pretty young wife was rendered miserable by all these +readings, but what could the poor little ignorant countrywoman know of +Platonism? Faugh! there is more than one woman we see in society smiling +about from house to house, pleasant and sentimental and formosa superne +enough; but I fancy a fish's tail is flapping under her fine flounces, +and a forked fin at the end of it! + +Finer flounces, finer bonnets, more lovely wreaths, more beautiful lace, +smarter carriages, bigger white bows, larger footmen, were not seen, +during all the season of 18--, than appeared round about St. George's, +Hanover Square, in the beautiful month of June succeeding that September +when so many of our friends the Newcomes were assembled at Baden. Those +flaunting carriages, powdered and favoured footmen, were in attendance +upon members of the Newcome family and their connexions, who were +celebrating what is called a marriage in high life in the temple within. +Shall we set down a catalogue of the dukes, marquises, earls, who were +present; cousins of the lovely bride? Are they not already in the Morning +Herald and Court Journal, as well as in the Newcome Chronicle and +Independent, and the Dorking Intelligencer and Chanticleer Weekly +Gazette? There they are, all printed at full length sure enough; the name +of the bride, Lady Clara Pulleyn, the lovely and accomplished daughter of +the Earl and Countess of Dorking; of the beautiful bridesmaids, the +Ladies Henrietta, Belinda, Adelaide Pulleyn, Miss Newcome, Miss Alice +Newcome, Miss Maude Newcome, Miss Anna Maria (Hobson) Newcome; and all +the other persons engaged in the ceremony. It was performed by the Right +Honourable Viscount Gallowglass, Bishop of Ballyshannon, brother-in-law +to the bride, assisted by the Honourable and Reverend Hercules O'Grady, +his lordship's chaplain, and the Reverend John Bulders, Rector of St. +Mary's, Newcome. Then follow the names of all the nobility who were +present, and of the noble and distinguished personages who signed the +book. Then comes an account of the principal dresses, chefs-d'oeuvre of +Madame Crinoline; of the bride's coronal of brilliants, supplied by +Messrs. Morr and Stortimer;--of the veil of priceless Chantilly lace, the +gift of the Dowager Countess of Kew. Then there is a description of the +wedding-breakfast at the house of the bride's noble parents, and of the +cake, decorated by Messrs. Gunter with the most delicious taste and the +sweetest hymeneal allusions. + +No mention was made by the fashionable chronicler of a slight disturbance +which occurred at St. George's, and which was indeed out of the province +of such a genteel purveyor of news. Before the marriage service began, a +woman of vulgar appearance and disorderly aspect, accompanied by two +scared children who took no part in the disorder occasioned by their +mother's proceeding, except by their tears and outcries to augment the +disquiet, made her appearance in one of the pews of the church, was noted +there by persons in the vestry, was requested to retire by a beadle, and +was finally induced to quit the sacred precincts of the building by the +very strongest persuasion of a couple of policemen; X and Y laughed at +one another, and nodded their heads knowingly as the poor wretch with her +whimpering boys was led away. They understood very well who the personage +was who had come to disturb the matrimonial ceremony; it did not commence +until Mrs. De Lacy (as this lady chose to be called) had quitted this +temple of Hymen. She slunk through the throng of emblazoned carriages, +and the press of footmen arrayed as splendidly as Solomon in his glory. +John jeered at Thomas, William turned his powdered head, and signalled +Jeames, who answered with a corresponding grin, as the woman with sobs, +and wild imprecations, and frantic appeals, made her way through the +splendid crowd escorted by her aides-de-camp in blue. I dare say her +little history was discussed at many a dinner-table that day in the +basement story of several fashionable houses. I know that at clubs in St. +James's the facetious little anecdote was narrated. A young fellow came +to Bays's after the marriage breakfast and mentioned the circumstance +with funny comments; although the Morning Post, in describing this affair +in high life, naturally omitted all mention of such low people as Mrs. De +Lacy and her children. + +Those people who knew the noble families whose union had been celebrated +by such a profusion of grandees, fine equipages, and footmen, brass +bands, brilliant toilets, and wedding favours, asked how it was that Lord +Kew did not assist at Barnes Newcome's marriage; other persons in society +inquired waggishly why Jack Belsize was not present to give Lady Clara +away. + +As for Jack Belsize, his clubs had not been ornamented by his presence +for a year past. It was said he had broken the bank at Hombourg last +autumn; had been heard of during the winter at Milan, Venice, and Vienna; +and when, a few months after the marriage of Barnes Newcome and Lady +Clara, Jack's elder brother died, and he himself became the next in +succession to the title and estates of Highgate, many folks said it was a +pity little Barney's marriage had taken place so soon. Lord Kew was not +present, because Kew was still abroad; he had had a gambling duel with a +Frenchman, and a narrow squeak for his life. He had turned Roman +Catholic, some men said; others vowed that he had joined the Methodist +persuasion. At all events Kew had given up his wild courses, broken with +the turf, and sold his stud off; he was delicate yet, and his mother was +taking care of him; between whom and the old dowager of Kew, who had made +up Barney's marriage, as everybody knew, there was no love lost. + +Then who was the Prince de Moncontour, who, with his princess, figured at +this noble marriage? There was a Moncontour, the Duc d'Ivry's son, but he +died at Paris before the revolution of '30: one or two of the oldsters at +Bays's, Major Pendennis, General Tufto, old Cackleby--the old fogies, in +a word--remembered the Duke of Ivry when he was here during the +Emigration, and when he was called Prince de Moncontour, the title of the +eldest son of the family. Ivry was dead, having buried his son before +him, and having left only a daughter by that young woman whom he married, +and who led him such a life. Who was this present Moncontour? + +He was a gentleman to whom the reader has already been presented, though +when we lately saw him at Baden he did not enjoy so magnificent a title. +Early in the year of Barnes Newcome's marriage, there came to England, +and to our modest apartment in the Temple, a gentleman bringing a letter +of recommendation from our dear young Clive, who said that the bearer, +the Vicomte de Florac, was a great friend of his, and of the Colonel's, +who had known his family from boyhood. A friend of our Clive and our +Colonel was sure of a welcome in Lamb Court; we gave him the hand of +hospitality, the best cigar in the box, the easy-chair with only one +broken leg; the dinner in chambers and at the club, the banquet at +Greenwich (where, ma foi, the little whites baits elicited his profound +satisfaction); in a word, did our best to honour that bill which our +young Clive had drawn upon us. We considered the young one in the light +of a nephew of our own; we took a pride in him, and were fond of him; and +as for the Colonel, did we not love and honour him; would we not do our +utmost in behalf of any stranger who came recommended to us by Thomas +Newcome's good word? So Florac was straightway admitted to our +companionship. We showed him the town, and some of the modest pleasures +thereof; we introduced him to the Haunt, and astonished him by the +company which he met there. Between Brent's "Deserter" and Mark Wilder's +"Garryowen," Florac sang-- + + Tiens voici ma pipe, voila mon bri--quet; + Et quand la Tulipe fait le noir tra--jet + Que tu sois la seule dans le regi--ment + Avec la brule-gueule de ton cher z'a--mant; + +to the delight of Tom Sarjent, who, though he only partially comprehended +the words of the song, pronounced the singer to be a rare gentleman, full +of most excellent differences. We took our Florac to the Derby; we +presented him in Fitzroy Square, whither we still occasionally went, for +Clive's and our dear Colonel's sake. + +The Vicomte pronounced himself strongly in favour of the blanche misse +little Rosey Mackenzie, of whom we have lost sight for some few chapters. +Mrs. Mac he considered, my faith, to be a woman superb. He used to kiss +the tips of his own fingers, in token of his admiration for the lovely +widow; he pronounced her again more pretty than her daughter; and paid +her a thousand compliments, which she received with exceeding +good-humour. If the Vicomte gave us to understand presently that Rosey +and her mother were both in love with him, but that for all the world he +would not meddle with the happiness of his dear little Clive, nothing +unfavourable to the character or constancy of the before-mentioned ladies +must be inferred from M. de Florac's speech; his firm conviction being, +that no woman could pass many hours in his society without danger to her +subsequent peace of mind. + +For some little time we had no reason to suspect that our French friend +was not particularly well furnished with the current coin of the realm. +Without making any show of wealth, he would, at first, cheerfully engage +in our little parties: his lodgings in the neighbourhood of Leicester +Square, though dingy, were such as many noble foreign exiles have +inhabited. It was not until he refused to join some pleasure-trip which +we of Lamb Court proposed, honestly confessing his poverty, that we were +made aware of the Vicomte's little temporary calamity; and, as we became +more intimate with him, he acquainted us, with great openness, with the +history of all his fortunes. He described energetically that splendid run +of luck which had set in at Baden with Clive's loan: his winnings, at +that fortunate period, had carried him through the winter with +considerable brilliancy, but bouillotte and Mademoiselle Atala, of the +Varietes (une ogresse, mon cher, who devours thirty of our young men +every year in her cavern, in the Rue de Breda), had declared against him, +and the poor Vicomte's pockets were almost empty when he came to London. + +He was amiably communicative regarding himself, and told us his virtues +and his faults (if indeed a passion for play and for women could be +considered as faults in a gay young fellow of two or three and forty), +with a like engaging frankness. He would weep in describing his angel +mother: he would fly off again into tirades respecting the wickedness, +the wit, the extravagance, the charms of the young lady of the Varietes. +He would then (in conversation) introduce us to Madame de Florac, nee +Higg, of Manchesterre. His prattle was incessant, and to my friend Mr. +Warrington especially he was an object of endless delight and amusement +and wonder. He would roll and smoke countless paper cigars, talking +unrestrainedly when we were not busy, silent when we were engaged; he +would only rarely partake of our meals, and altogether refused all offers +of pecuniary aid. He disappeared at dinner-time into the mysterious +purlieus of Leicester Square, and dark ordinaries only frequented by +Frenchmen. As we walked with him in the Regent Street precincts, he would +exchange marks of recognition with many dusky personages, smoking bravos; +and whiskered refugees of his nation. + +"That gentleman," he would say, "who has done me the honour to salute me, +is a coiffeur of the most celebrated; he forms the deuces of our +table-d'hote. 'Bon jour, mon cher monsieur!' We are friends, though not +of the same opinion. Monsieur is a republican of the most distinguished; +conspirator of profession, and at this time engaged in constructing an +infernal machine to the address of His Majesty, Louis Philippe, King of +the French." "Who is my friend with the scarlet beard and the white +paletot? My good Warrington! you do not move in the world; you make +yourself a hermit, my dear! Not know monsieur!--monsieur is secretary to +Mademoiselle Caracoline, the lovely rider at the circus of Astley; I +shall be charmed to introduce you to this amiable society some day at our +table-d'hote." + +Warrington vowed that the company of Florac's friends would be infinitely +more amusing than the noblest society ever chronicled in the Morning +Post; but we were neither sufficiently familiar with the French language +to make conversation in that tongue as pleasant to us as talking in our +own; and so were content with Florac's description of his compatriots, +which the Vicomte delivered in that charming French-English of which he +was a master. + +However threadbare in his garments, poor in purse, and eccentric in +morals our friend was, his manners were always perfectly gentlemanlike, +and he draped himself in his poverty with the grace of a Spanish grandee. +It must be confessed, that the grandee loved the estaminet where he could +play billiards with the first comer; that he had a passion for the +gambling-house; that he was a loose and disorderly nobleman: but, in +whatever company he found himself, a certain kindness, simplicity, and +politeness distinguished him always. He bowed to the damsel who sold him +a penny cigar, as graciously as to a duchess; he crushed a manant's +impertinence or familiarity as haughtily as his noble ancestors ever did +at the Louvre, at Marli, or Versailles. He declined to obtemperer to his +landlady's request to pay his rent, but he refused with a dignity which +struck the woman with awe; and King Alfred, over the celebrated muffin +(on which Gandish and other painters have exercised their genius), could +not have looked more noble than Florac in a robe-de-chambre, once +gorgeous, but shady now as became its owner's clouded fortunes; toasting +his bit of bacon at his lodgings, when the fare even of his table-d'hote +had grown too dear for him. + +As we know from Gandish's work, that better times were in store for the +wandering monarch, and that the officers came acquainting him that his +people demanded his presence a grands cris, when of course King Alfred +laid down the toast and resumed the sceptre; so in the case of Florac, +two humble gentlemen, inhabitants of Lamb Court, and members of the Upper +temple, had the good luck to be the heralds as it were, nay indeed, the +occasion, of the rising fortunes of the Prince de Moncontour. Florac had +informed us of the death of his cousin the Duc d'Ivry, by whose demise +the Vicomte's father, the old Count de Florac, became the representative +of the house of Ivry, and possessor, through his relative's bequest, of +an old chateau still more gloomy and spacious than the count's own house +in the Faubourg St. Germain--a chateau, of which the woods, domains, and +appurtenances had been lopped off by the Revolution. "Monsieur le Comte," +Florac says, "has not wished to change his name at his age; he has +shrugged his old shoulder, and said it was not the trouble to make to +engrave a new card; and for me," the philosophical Vicomte added, "of +what good shall be a title of prince in the position where I find +myself?" It is wonderful for us who inhabit a country where rank is +worshipped with so admirable a reverence, to think that there are many +gentlemen in France who actually have authentic titles and do not choose +to bear them. + +Mr. George Warrington was hugely amused with this notion of Florac's +ranks and dignities. The idea of the Prince purchasing penny cigars; of +the Prince mildly expostulating with his landlady regarding the rent; of +his punting for half-crowns at a neighbouring hall in Air Street, whither +the poor gentleman desperately ran when he had money in his pocket, +tickled George's sense of humour. It was Warrington who gravely saluted +the Vicomte, and compared him to King Alfred, on that afternoon when we +happened to call upon him and found him engaged in cooking his modest +dinner. + +We were bent upon an excursion to Greenwich, and on having our friend's +company on that voyage, and we induced the Vicomte to forgo his bacon, +and be our guest for once. George Warrington chose to indulge in a great +deal of ironical pleasantry in the course of the afternoon's excursion. +As we went down the river, he pointed out to Florac the very window in +the Tower where the captive Duke of Orleans used to sit when he was an +inhabitant of that fortress. At Greenwich, which palace Florac informed +us was built by Queen Elizabeth, George showed the very spot where +Raleigh laid his cloak down to enable Her Majesty to step over a puddle. +In a word, he mystified M. de Florac; such was Mr. Warrington's +reprehensible spirit. + +It happened that Mr. Barnes Newcome came to dine at Greenwich on the same +day when our little party took place. He had come down to meet Rooster +and one or two other noble friends whose names he took care to give us, +cursing them at the same time for having thrown him over. Having missed +his own company, Mr. Barnes condescended to join ours, Warrington gravely +thanking him for the great honour which he conferred upon us by +volunteering to take a place at our table. Barnes drank freely, and was +good enough to resume his acquaintance with Monsieur de Florac, whom he +perfectly well recollected at Baden, but had thought proper to forget on +the one or two occasions when they had met in public since the Vicomte's +arrival in this country. There are few men who can drop and resume an +acquaintance with such admirable self-possession as Barnes Newcome. When, +over our dessert, by which time all tongues were unloosed and each man +talked gaily, George Warrington feelingly thanked Barnes in a little mock +speech, for his great kindness in noticing us, presenting him at the same +time to Florac as the ornament of the City, the greatest banker of his +age, the beloved kinsman of their friend Clive, who was always writing +about him; Barnes said, with one of his accustomed curses, he did not +know whether Mr. Warrington was "chaffing" him or not, and indeed could +never make him out. Warrington replied that he never could make himself +out: and if ever Mr. Barnes could, George would thank him for information +on that subject. + +Florac, like most Frenchmen very sober in his potations, left us for a +while over ours, which were conducted after the more liberal English +manner, and retired to smoke his cigar on the terrace. Barnes then freely +uttered his sentiments regarding him, which were not more favourable than +those which the young gentleman generally emitted respecting gentlemen +whose backs were turned. He had known a little of Florac the year before +at Baden: he had been mixed up with Kew in that confounded row in which +Kew was hit; he was an adventurer, a pauper, a blackleg, a regular Greek; +he had heard Florac was of old family, that was true; but what of that? +He was only one of those d----- French counts; everybody was a count in +France confound 'em! The claret was beastly--not fit for a gentleman to +drink!--He swigged off a great bumper as he was making the remark: for +Barnes Newcome abuses the men and things which he uses, and perhaps is +better served than more grateful persons. + +"Count!" cries Warrington, "what do you mean by talking about beggarly +counts? Florac's family is one of the noblest and most ancient in Europe. +It is more ancient than your illustrious friend, the barber-surgeon; it +was illustrious before the house, ay, or the pagoda of Kew was in +existence." And he went on to describe how Florac by the demise of his +kinsman, was now actually Prince de Moncontour, though he did not choose +to assume that title. Very likely the noble Gascon drink in which George +had been indulging, imparted a certain warmth and eloquence to his +descriptions of Florac's good qualities, high birth, and considerable +patrimony; Barnes looked quite amazed and scared at these announcements, +then laughed and declared once more that Warrington was chaffing him. + +"As sure as the Black Prince was lord of Acquitaine--as sure as the +English were masters of Bordeaux--and why did we ever lose the country?" +cries George, filling himself a bumper,--"every word I have said about +Florac is true;" and Florac coming in at this juncture havin just +finished his cigar, George turned round and made him a fine speech in the +French language, in which he lauded his constancy and good-humour under +evil fortune, paid him two or three more cordial compliments, and +finished by drinking another great bumper to his good health. + +Florac took a little wine, replied "with effusion" to the toast which his +excellent, his noble friend had just carried. We rapped our glasses at +the end of the speech. The landlord himself seemed deeply touched by it +as he stood by with a fresh bottle. "It is good wine--it is honest wine-- +it is capital wine" says George, "and honni soit qui mal y pence! What +business have you, you little beggar, to abuse it? My ancestor drank the +wine and wore the motto round his leg long before a Newcome ever showed +his pale face in Lombard Street." George Warrington never bragged about +his pedigree except under certain influences. I am inclined to think that +on this occasion he really did find the claret very good. + +"You don't mean to say," says Barnes, addressing Florac in French, on +which he piqued himself, "que vous avez un tel manche a votre nom, et que +vous ne l'usez pas?" + +Florac shrugged his shoulders; he at first did not understand that +familiar figure of English speech, or what was meant by "having a handle +to your name." "Moncontour cannot dine better than Florac," he said. +"Florac has two louis in his pocket, and Moncontour exactly forty +shillings. Florac's proprietor will ask Moncontour to-morrow for five +weeks' rent; and as for Florac's friends, my dear, they will burst out +laughing to Moncontour's nose!" "How droll you English are!" this acute +French observer afterwards said, laughing, and recalling the incident. +Did you not see how that little Barnes, as soon as he knew my title of +Prince, changed his manner and became all respect towards me? This, +indeed, Monsieur de Florac's two friends remarked with no little +amusement. Barnes began quite well to remember their pleasant days at +Baden, and talked of their acquaintance there: Barnes offered the Prince +the vacant seat in his brougham, and was ready to set him down anywhere +that he wished in town. + +"Bah!" says Florac; "we came by the steamer, and I prefer the peniboat." +But the hospitable Barnes, nevertheless, called upon Florac the next day. +And now having partially explained how the Prince de Moncontour was +present at Mr. Barnes Newcome's wedding, let us show how it was that +Barnes's first-cousin, the Earl of Kew, did not attend that ceremony. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVII + +Return to Lord Kew + + +We do not propose to describe at length or with precision the +circumstances of the duel which ended so unfortunately for young Lord +Kew. The meeting was inevitable: after the public acts and insult of the +morning, the maddened Frenchman went to it convinced that his antagonist +had wilfully outraged him, eager to show his bravery upon the body of an +Englishman, and as proud as if he had been going into actual war. That +commandment, the sixth in our decalogue, which forbids the doing of +murder, and the injunction which directly follows on the same table, have +been repealed by a very great number of Frenchmen for many years past; +and to take the neighbour's wife, and his life subsequently, has not been +an uncommon practice with the politest people in the world. Castillonnes +had no idea but that he was going to the field of honour; stood with an +undaunted scowl before his enemy's pistol; and discharged his own and +brought down his opponent with a grim satisfaction, and a comfortable +conviction afterwards that he had acted en galant homme. "It was well for +this milor that he fell at the first shot, my dear," the exemplary young +Frenchman remarked; "a second might have been yet more fatal to him; +ordinarily I am sure of my coup, and you conceive that in an affair so +grave it was absolutely necessary that one or other should remain on the +ground." Nay, should M. de Kew recover from his wound, it was M. de +Castillonnes' intention to propose a second encounter between himself and +that nobleman. It had been Lord Kew's determination never to fire upon +his opponent, a confession which he made not to his second, poor scared +Lord Rooster, who bore the young Earl to Kehl, but to some of his nearest +relatives, who happened fortunately to be not far from him when he +received his wound, and who came with all the eagerness of love to watch +by his bedside. + +We have said that Lord Kew's mother, Lady Walham, and her second son were +staying at Hombourg, when the Earl's disaster occurred. They had proposed +to come to Baden to see Kew's new bride, and to welcome her; but the +presence of her mother-in-law deterred Lady Walham, who gave up her +heart's wish in bitterness of spirit, knowing very well that a meeting +between the old Countess and herself could only produce the wrath, pain, +and humiliation which their coming together always occasioned. It was +Lord Kew who bade Rooster send for his mother, and not for Lady Kew; and +as soon as she received those sad tidings, you may be sure the poor lady +hastened to the bed where her wounded boy lay. + +The fever had declared itself, and the young man had been delirious more +than once. His wan face lighted up with joy when he saw his mother; he +put his little feverish hand out of the bed to her--"I knew you would +come, dear," he said, "and you know I never would have fired upon the +poor Frenchman." The fond mother allowed no sign of terror or grief to +appear upon her face, so as to disturb her first-born and darling; but no +doubt she prayed by his side as such loving hearts know how to pray, for +the forgiveness of his trespass, who had forgiven those who sinned +against him. "I knew I should be hit, George," said Kew to his brother +when they were alone; "I always expected some such end as this. My life +has been very wild and reckless; and you, George, have always been +faithful to our mother. You will make a better Lord Kew than I have been, +George. God bless you." George flung himself down with sobs by his +brother's bedside, and swore Frank had always been the best fellow, the +best brother, the kindest heart, the warmest friend in the world. Love-- +prayer--repentance, thus met over the young man's bed. Anxious and humble +hearts, his own the least anxious and the most humble, awaited the dread +award of life or death; and the world, and its ambition and vanities, +were shut out from the darkened chamber where the awful issue was being +tried. + +Our history has had little to do with characters resembling this lady. It +is of the world, and things pertaining to it. Things beyond it, as the +writer imagines, scarcely belong to the novelist's province. Who is he, +that he should assume the divine's office; or turn his desk into a +preacher's pulpit? In that career of pleasure, of idleness, of crime we +might call it (but that the chronicler of worldly matters had best be +chary of applying hard names to acts which young men are doing in the +world every day), the gentle widowed lady, mother of Lord Kew, could but +keep aloof, deploring the course upon which her dear young prodigal had +entered; and praying with that saintly love, those pure supplications, +with which good mothers follow their children, for her boy's repentance +and return. Very likely her mind was narrow; very likely the precautions +which she had used in the lad's early days, the tutors and directors she +had set about him, the religious studies and practices to which she would +have subjected him, had served only to vex and weary the young pupil, and +to drive his high spirit into revolt. It is hard to convince a woman +perfectly pure in her life and intentions, ready to die if need were for +her own faith, having absolute confidence in the instruction of her +teachers, that she and they (with all their sermons) may be doing harm. +When the young catechist yawns over his reverence's discourse, who knows +but it is the doctor's vanity which is enraged, and not Heaven which is +offended? It may have been, in the differences which took place between +her son and her, the good Lady Walham never could comprehend the lad's +side of the argument; or how his Protestantism against her doctrines +should exhibit itself on the turf, the gaming-table, or the stage of the +opera-house; and thus but for the misfortune under which poor Kew now lay +bleeding, these two loving hearts might have remained through life +asunder. But by the boy's bedside; in the paroxysms of his fever; in the +wild talk of his delirium; in the sweet patience and kindness with which +he received his dear nurse's attentions; the gratefulness with which he +thanked the servants who waited on him; the fortitude with which he +suffered the surgeon's dealings with his wounds;--the widowed woman had +an opportunity to admire with an exquisite thankfulness the generous +goodness of her son; and in those hours, those sacred hours passed in her +own chamber, of prayers, fears, hopes, recollections, and passionate +maternal love, wrestling with fate for her darling's life;--no doubt the +humbled creature came to acknowledge that her own course regarding him +had been wrong; and, even more for herself than for him, implored +forgiveness. + +For some time George Barnes had to send but doubtful and melancholy +bulletins to Lady Kew and the Newcome family at Baden, who were all +greatly moved and affected by the accident which had befallen poor Kew. +Lady Kew broke out in wrath, and indignation. We may be sure the Duchesse +d'Ivry offered to condole with her upon Kew's mishap the day after the +news arrived at Baden; and, indeed, came to visit her. The old lady had +just received other disquieting intelligence. She was just going out, but +she bade her servant to inform the Duchess that she was never more at +home to the Duchesse d'Ivry. The message was not delivered properly, or +the person for whom it was intended did not choose to understand it, for +presently, as the Countess was hobbling across the walk on her way to her +daughter's residence, she met the Duchesse d'Ivry, who saluted her with a +demure curtsey and a commonplace expression of condolence. The Queen of +Scots was surrounded by the chief part of her court, saving of course MM. +Castillonnes and Punter absent on service. "We were speaking of this +deplorable affair," said Madame d'Ivry (which indeed was the truth, +although she said it). "How we pity you, madame!" Blackball and Loder, +Cruchecassee and Schlangenbad, assumed sympathetic countenances. + +Trembling on her cane, the old Countess glared out upon Madame d'Ivry. "I +pray you, madame," she said in French, "never again to address me the +word. If I had, like you, assassins in my pay, I would have you killed; +do you hear me?" and she hobbled on her way. The household to which she +went was in terrible agitation; the kind Lady Anne frightened beyond +measure, poor Ethel full of dread, and feeling guilty almost as if she +had been the cause, as indeed she was the occasion, of Kew's misfortune. +And the family had further cause of alarm from the shock which the news +had given to Sir Brian. It has been said that he had had illnesses of +late which caused his friends much anxiety. He had passed two months at +Aix-la-Chapelle, his physicians dreading a paralytic attack; and Madame +d'Ivry's party still sauntering on the walk, the men smoking their +cigars, the women breathing their scandal, now beheld Dr. Finck issuing +from Lady Anne's apartments, and wearing such a face of anxiety, that the +Duchesse asked with some emotion, "Had there been a fresh bulletin from +Kehl?" + +"No, there had been no fresh bulletin from Kehl; but two hours since Sir +Brian Newcome had had a paralytic seizure." + +"Is he very bad?" + +"No," says Dr. Finck, "he is not very bad." + +"How inconsolable M. Barnes will be!" said the Duchesse, shrugging her +haggard shoulders. Whereas the fact was that Mr. Barnes retained perfect +presence of mind under both of the misfortunes which had befallen his +family. Two days afterwards the Duchesse's husband arrived himself, when +we may presume that exemplary woman was too much engaged with her own +affairs to be able to be interested about the doings of other people. +With the Duke's arrival the court of Mary Queen of Scots was broken up. +Her Majesty was conducted to Lochleven, where her tyrant soon dismissed +her very last lady-in-waiting, the confidential Irish secretary, whose +performance had produced such a fine effect amongst the Newcomes. + +Had poor Sir Brian Newcome's seizure occurred at an earlier period of the +autumn, his illness no doubt would have kept him for some months confined +at Baden; but as he was pretty nearly the last of Dr. Von Finck's bath +patients, and that eminent physician longed to be off to the Residenz, he +was pronounced in a fit condition for easy travelling in rather a brief +period after his attack, and it was determined to transport him to +Mannheim, and thence by water to London and Newcome. + +During all this period of their father's misfortune no sister of charity +could have been more tender, active, cheerful, and watchful than Miss +Ethel. She had to wear a kind face, and exhibit no anxiety when +occasionally the feeble invalid made inquiries regarding poor Kew at +Baden; to catch the phrases as they came from him; to acquiesce, or not +to deny, when Sir Brian talked of the marriages--both marriages--taking +place at Christmas. Sir Brian was especially eager for his daughter's, +and repeatedly, with his broken words, and smiles, and caresses, which +were now quite senile, declared that his Ethel would make the prettiest +countess in England. There came a letter or two from Clive, no doubt, to +the young nurse in her sick-room. Manly and generous, full of tenderness +and affection, as those letters surely were, they could give but little +pleasure to the young lady--indeed, only add to her doubts and pain. + +She had told none of her friends as yet of those last words of Kew's, +which she interpreted as a farewell on the young nobleman's part. Had she +told them they were likely would not have understood Kew's meaning as she +did, and persisted in thinking that the two were reconciled. At any rate, +whilst he and her father were still lying stricken by the blows which had +prostrated them both, all questions of love and marriage had been put +aside. Did she love him? She felt such a kind pity for his misfortune, +such an admiration for his generous gallantry, such a remorse for her own +wayward conduct and cruel behaviour towards this most honest, and kindly, +and affectionate gentleman, that the sum of regard which she could bestow +upon him might surely be said to amount to love. For such a union as that +contemplated between them, perhaps for any marriage, no greater degree of +attachment was necessary as the common cement. Warm friendship and +thorough esteem and confidence (I do not say that our young lady +calculated in this matter-of-fact way) are safe properties invested in +the prudent marriage stock, multiplying and bearing an increasing value +with every year. Many a young couple of spendthrifts get through their +capital of passion in the first twelve months, and have no love left for +the daily demands of after life. O me! for the day when the bank account +is closed, and the cupboard is empty, and the firm of Damon and Phyllis +insolvent! + +Miss Newcome, we say, without doubt, did not make her calculations in +this debtor and creditor fashion; it was only the gentlemen of that +family who went to Lombard Street. But suppose she thought that regard, +and esteem, and, affection being sufficient, she could joyfully, and with +almost all her heart bring such a portion to Lord Kew; that her harshness +towards him as contrasted with his own generosity, and above all with his +present pain, infinitely touched her; and suppose she fancied that there +was another person in the world to whom, did fates permit, she could +offer not esteem, affection, pity only, but something ten thousand times +more precious? We are not in the young lady's secrets, but if she has +some as she sits by her father's chair and bed, who day or night will +have no other attendant; and, as she busies herself to interpret his +wants, silently moves on his errands, administers his potions, and +watches his sleep, thinks of Clive absent and unhappy, of Kew wounded and +in danger, she must have subject enough of thought and pain. Little +wonder that her cheeks are pale and her eyes look red; she has her cares +to endure now in the world, and her burden to bear in it, and somehow she +feels she is alone, since that day when poor Clive's carriage drove away. + +In a mood of more than ordinary depression and weakness Lady Kew must +have found her granddaughter, upon one of the few occasions after the +double mishap when Ethel and her elder were together. Sir Brian's +illness, as it may be imagined, affected a lady very slightly, who was of +an age when these calamities occasion but small disquiet, and who, having +survived her own father, her husband, her son, and witnessed their +lordships' respective demises with perfect composure, could not +reasonably be called upon to feel any particular dismay at the probable +departure from this life of a Lombard Street banker, who happened to be +her daughter's husband. In fact, not Barnes Newcome himself could await +that event more philosophically. So, finding Ethel in this melancholy +mood, Lady Kew thought a drive in the fresh air would be of service to +her, and Sir Brian happening to be asleep, carried the young girl away in +her barouche. + +They talked about Lord Kew, of whom the accounts were encouraging, and +who is mending in spite of his silly mother and her medicines, "and as +soon as he is able to move we must go and fetch him, my dear," Lady Kew +graciously said, "before that foolish woman has made a methodist of him. +He is always led by the woman who is nearest him, and I know one who will +make of him just the best little husband in England." Before they had +come to this delicate point the lady and her grandchild had talked Kew's +character over, the girl, you may be sure, having spoken feelingly and +eloquently about his kindness and courage, and many admirable qualities. +She kindled when she heard the report of his behaviour at the +commencement of the fracas with M. de Castillonnes, his great forbearance +and good-nature, and his resolution and magnanimity when the moment of +collision came. + +But when Lady Kew arrived at that period of her discourse in which she +stated that Kew would make the best little husband in England, poor +Ethel's eyes filled with tears; we must remember that her high spirit was +worn down by watching and much varied anxiety, and then she confessed +that there had been no reconciliation, as all the family fancied, between +Frank and herself--on the contrary, a parting, which she understood to be +final; and she owned that her conduct towards her cousin had been most +captious and cruel, and that she could not expect they should ever again +come together. Lady Kew, who hated sick-beds and surgeons except for +herself, who hated her daughter-in-law above all, was greatly annoyed at +the news which Ethel gave her; made light of if, however, and was quite +confident that a very few words from her would place matters on their old +footing, and determined on forthwith setting out for Kehl. She would have +carried Ethel with her, but that the poor Baronet with cries and moans +insisted on retaining his nurse, and Ethel's grandmother was left to +undertake this mission by herself, the girl remaining behind acquiescent, +not unwilling, owning openly a great regard and esteem for Kew, and the +wrong which she had done him, feeling secretly a sentiment which she had +best smother. She had received a letter from that other person, and +answered it with her mother's cognisance, but about this little affair +neither Lady Anne nor her daughter happened to say a word to the manager +of the whole family. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXVIII + +In which Lady Kew leaves his Lordship quite convalescent + + +Immediately after Lord Kew's wound, and as it was necessary to apprise +the Newcome family of the accident which had occurred, the good-natured +young Kew had himself written a brief note to acquaint his relatives with +his mishap, and had even taken the precaution to antedate a couple of +billets to be despatched on future days; kindly forgeries, which told the +Newcome family and the Countess of Kew, that Lord Kew was progressing +very favourably, and that his hurt was trifling. The fever had set in, +and the young patient was lying in great danger, as most of the laggards +at Baden knew, when his friends there were set at ease by this fallacious +bulletin. On the third day after the accident, Lady Walham arrived with +her younger son, to find Lord Kew in the fever which ensued after the +wound. As the terrible anxiety during the illness had been Lady Walham's, +so was hers the delight of the recovery. The commander-in-chief of the +family, the old lady at Baden, showed her sympathy by sending couriers, +and repeatedly issuing orders to have news of Kew. Sick-beds scared her +away invariably. When illness befell a member of her family she hastily +retreated from before the sufferer, showing her agitation of mind, +however, by excessive ill-humour to all the others within her reach. + +A fortnight passed, a ball had been found and extracted, the fever was +over, the wound was progressing favourably, the patient advancing towards +convalescence, and the mother, with her child once more under her wing, +happier than she had been for seven years past, during which her young +prodigal had been running the thoughtless career of which he himself was +weary, and which had occasioned the fond lady such anguish. Those doubts +which perplex many a thinking man, and, when formed and uttered, give +many a fond and faithful woman pain so exquisite, had most fortunately +never crossed Kew's mind. His early impressions were such as his mother +had left them, and he came back to her, as she would have him, as a +little child; owning his faults with a hearty humble repentance, and with +a thousand simple confessions, lamenting the errors of his past days. We +have seen him tired and ashamed of the pleasures which he was pursuing, +of the companions who surrounded him, of the brawls and dissipations +which amused him no more; in those hours of danger and doubt, when he had +lain, with death perhaps before him, making up his account of the vain +life which probably he would be called upon to surrender, no wonder this +simple, kindly, modest, and courageous soul thought seriously of the past +and of the future; and prayed, and resolved, if a future were awarded to +him, it should make amends for the days gone by; and surely as the mother +and son read together the beloved assurance of the divine forgiveness, +and of that joy which angels feel in heaven for a sinner repentant, we +may fancy in the happy mother's breast a feeling somewhat akin to that +angelic felicity, a gratitude and joy of all others the loftiest, the +purest, the keenest. Lady Walham might shrink with terror at the +Frenchman's name, but her son could forgive him, with all his heart, and +kiss his mother's hand, and thank him as the best friend of his life. + +During all the days of his illness, Kew had never once mentioned Ethel's +name, and once or twice as his recovery progressed, when with doubt and +tremor his mother alluded to it, he turned from the subject as one that +was disagreeable and painful. Had she thought seriously on certain +things? Lady Walham asked. Kew thought not, "but those who are bred up as +you would have them, mother, are often none the better," the humble young +fellow said. "I believe she is a very good girl. She is very clever, she +is exceedingly handsome, she is very good to her parents and her brothers +and sisters; but--" he did not finish the sentence. Perhaps he thought, +as he told Ethel afterwards, that she would have agreed with Lady Walham +even worse than with her imperious old grandmother. + +Lady Walham then fell to deplore Sir Brian's condition, accounts of whose +seizure of course had been despatched to the Kehl party, and to lament +that a worldly man as he was should have such an affliction, so near the +grave and so little prepared for it. Here honest Kew, however, held out. +"Every man for himself, mother," says he. "Sir Brian was bred up very +strictly, perhaps too strictly as a young man. Don't you know that that +good Colonel, his elder brother, who seems to me about the most honest +and good old gentleman I ever met in my life, was driven into rebellion +and all sorts of wild courses by old Mrs. Newcome's tyranny over him? As +for Sir Brian, he goes to church every Sunday: has prayers in the family +every day: I'm sure has led a hundred times better life than I have, poor +old Sir Brian. I often have thought, mother, that though our side was +wrong, you could not be altogether right, because I remember how my +tutor, and Mr. Bonner, and Dr. Laud, when they used to come down to us at +Kewbury, used to make themselves so unhappy about other people." So the +widow withdrew her unhappiness about Sir Brian; she was quite glad to +hope for the best regarding that invalid. + +With some fears yet regarding her son,--for many of the books with which +the good lady travelled could not be got to interest him; at some he +would laugh outright,--with fear mixed with the maternal joy that he was +returned to her, and had quitted his old ways; with keen feminine +triumph, perhaps, that she had won him back, and happiness at his daily +mending health, all Lady Walham's hours were passed in thankful and +delighted occupation. George Barnes kept the Newcomes acquainted with the +state of his brother's health. The skilful surgeon from Strasbourg +reported daily better and better of him, and the little family were +living in great peace and contentment, with one subject of dread, +however, hanging over the mother of the two young men, the arrival of +Lady Kew, as she was foreboding, the fierce old mother-in-law who had +worsted Lady Walham in many a previous battle. + +It was what they call the summer of St. Martin, and the weather was +luckily very fine; Kew could presently be wheeled into the garden of the +hotel, whence he could see the broad turbid current of the swollen Rhine: +the French bank fringed with alders, the vast yellow fields behind them, +the great avenue of poplars stretching away to the Alsatian city, and its +purple minster yonder. Good Lady Walham was for improving the shining +hour by reading amusing extracts from her favourite volumes, gentle +anecdotes of Chinese and Hottentot converts, and incidents from +missionary travel. George Barnes, a wily young diplomatist, insinuated +Galignani, and hinted that Kew might like a novel; and a profane work +called Oliver Twist having appeared about this time, which George read +out to his family with admirable emphasis, it is a fact that Lady Walham +became so interested in the parish boy's progress, that she took his +history into her bedroom (where it was discovered, under Blatherwick's +Voice from Mesopotamia, by her ladyship's maid), and that Kew laughed so +immensely at Mr. Bumble, the Beadle, as to endanger the reopening of his +wound. + +While, one day, they were so harmlessly and pleasantly occupied, a great +whacking of whips, blowing of horns, and whirring of wheels was heard in +the street without. The wheels stopped at their hotel gate; Lady Walham +started up; ran through the garden door, closing it behind her; and +divined justly who had arrived. The landlord was bowing; the courier +pushing about; waiters in attendance; one of them, coming up to +pale-faced Lady Walham; said, "Her Excellency the Frau Graefinn von Kew +is even now absteiging." + +"Will you be good enough to walk into our salon, Lady Kew?" said the +daughter-in-law, stepping forward and opening the door of that apartment. +The Countess, leaning on her staff, entered that darkened chamber. She +ran up towards an easy-chair, where she supposed Lord Kew was. "My dear +Frank!" cries the old lady; "my dear boy, what a pretty fright you have +given us all! They don't keep you in this horrid noisy room facing that +----Ho--what is this?" cries the Countess, closing her sentence abruptly. + +"It is not Frank. It is only a bolster, Lady Kew, and I don't keep him in +a noisy room towards the street," said Lady Walham. + +"Ho! how do you do? This is the way to him, I suppose;" and she went to +another door--it was a cupboard full of the relics of Frank's illness, +from which Lady Walham's mother-in-law shrunk back aghast. "Will you +please to see that I have a comfortable room, Maria; and one for my maid, +next me? I will thank you to see yourself," the Empress of Kew said, +pointing with her stick, before which many a time the younger lady had +trembled. + +This time Lady Walham only rang the bell. "I don't speak German; and have +never been on any floor of the house but this. Your servant had better +see to your room, Lady Kew. That next is mine; and I keep the door, which +you are trying, locked on other side." + +"And I suppose Frank is locked up there!" cried the old lady, "with a +basin of gruel and a book of Watts's hymns." A servant entered at this +moment, answering Lady Walham's summons. "Peacock, the Countess of Kew +says that she proposes to stay here this evening. Please to ask the +landlord to show her ladyship rooms," said Lady Walham; and by this time +she had thought of a reply to Lady Kew's last kind speech. + +"If my son were locked up in my room, madam, his mother is surely the +best nurse for him. Why did you not come to him three weeks sooner, when +there was nobody with him?" + +Lady Kew said nothing, but glared and showed her teeth--those pearls set +in gold. + +"And my company may not amuse Lord Kew--" + +"He-e-e!" grinned the elder, savagely. + +"--But at least it is better than some to which you introduced my son," +continued Lady Kew's daughter-in-law, gathering force and wrath as she +spoke. "Your ladyship may think lightly of me, but you can hardly think +so ill of me as of the Duchesse d'Ivry, I should suppose, to whom you +sent my boy, to form him, you said; about whom, when I remonstrated--for +though I live out of the world I hear of it sometimes--you were pleased +to tell me that I was a prude and a fool. It is you I thank for +separating my child from me--yes, you--for so many years of my life; and +for bringing me to him when he was bleeding and almost a corpse, but that +God preserved him to the widow's prayers;--and you, you were by, and +never came near him." + +"I--I did not come to see you--or--or--for this kind of scene, Lady +Walham," muttered the other. Lady Kew was accustomed to triumph, by +attacking in masses, like Napoleon. Those who faced her routed her. + +"No; you did not come for me, I know very well," the daughter went on. +"You loved me no better than you loved your son, whose life, as long as +you meddled with it, you made wretched. You came here for my boy. Haven't +you done him evil enough? And now God has mercifully preserved him, you +want to lead him back again into ruin and crime. It shall not be so, +wicked woman! bad mother! cruel, heartless parent!--George!" (Here her +younger son entered the room, and she ran towards him with fluttering +robes and seized his hands.) "Here is your grandmother; here is the +Countess of Kew, come from Baden at last; and she wants--she wants to +take Frank from us, my dear, and to--give--him--back to the--Frenchwoman +again. No, no! Oh, my God! Never! never!" And she flung herself into +George Barnes's arms, fainting with an hysteric burst of tears. + +"You had best get a strait-waistcoat for your mother, George Barnes," +Lady Kew said, scorn and hatred in her face. (If she had been Iago's +daughter, with a strong likeness to her sire, Lord Steyne's sister could +not have looked more diabolical.) "Have you had advice for her? Has +nursing poor Kew turned her head? I came to see him. Why have I been left +alone for half an hour with this madwoman? You ought not to trust her to +give Frank medicine. It is positively----" + +"Excuse me," said George, with a bow; "I don't think the complaint has as +yet exhibited itself in my mother's branch of the family. (She always +hated me," thought George; "but if she had by chance left me a legacy, +there it goes.) You would like, ma'am, to see the rooms upstairs? Here is +the landlord to conduct your ladyship. Frank will be quite ready to +receive you when you come down. I am sure I need not beg of your kindness +that nothing may be said to agitate him. It is barely three weeks since +M. de Castillonnes's ball was extracted; and the doctors wish he should +be kept as quiet as possible." + +Be sure that the landlord, the courier, and the persons engaged in +showing the Countess of Kew the apartments above spent an agreeable time +with Her Excellency the Frau Graefinn von Kew. She must have had better +luck in her encounter with these than in her previous passages with her +grandson and his mother; for when she issued from her apartment in a new +dress and fresh cap, Lady Kew's face wore an expression of perfect +serenity. Her attendant may have shook her fist behind her, and her man's +eyes and face looked Blitz and Donnerwetter; but their mistress's +features wore that pleased look which they assumed when she had been +satisfactorily punishing somebody. Lord Kew had by this time got back +from the garden to his own room, where he awaited grandmamma. If the +mother and her two sons had in the interval of Lady Kew's toilette tried +to resume the history of Bumble the Beadle, I fear they could not have +found it very comical. + +"Bless me, my dear child! How well you look! Many a girl would give the +world to have such a complexion. There is nothing like a mother for a +nurse! Ah, no! Maria, you deserve to be the Mother Superior of a House of +Sisters of Charity, you do. The landlord has given me a delightful +apartment, thank you. He is an extortionate wretch; but I have no doubt I +shall be very comfortable. The Dodsburys stopped here, I see by the +travellers' book-quite right, instead of sleeping at that odious buggy +Strasbourg. We have had a sad, sad time, my dears, at Baden. Between +anxiety about poor Sir Brian, and about you, you naughty boy, I am sure I +wonder how I have got through it all. Doctor Finck would not let me come +away to-day; would I would come." + +"I am sure it was uncommonly kind, ma'am," says poor Kew, with a rueful +face. + +"That horrible woman against whom I always warned but you--but young men +will not take the advice of old grandmammas--has gone away these ten +days. Monsieur le Duc fetched her; and if he locked her up at Moncontour, +and kept her on bread-and-water; for the rest of her life, I am sure he +would serve her right. When a woman once forgets religious principles, +Kew, she is sure to go wrong. The Conversation-room is shut up. The +Dorkings go on Tuesday. Clara is really a dear little artless creature; +one that you will like, Maria--and as for Ethel, I really think she is an +angel. To see her nursing her poor father is the most beautiful sight; +night after night she has sate up with him. I know where she would like +to be, the dear child. And if Frank falls ill again, Maria, he won't need +a mother or useless old grandmother to nurse him. I have got some pretty +messages to deliver from her; but they are for your private ears, my +lord; not even mammas and brothers may hear them." + +"Do not go, mother! Pray stay, George!" cried the sick man (and again +Lord Steyne's sister looked uncommonly like that lamented marquis). "My +cousin is a noble young creature," he went on. "She has admirable good +qualities, which I appreciate with all my heart; and her beauty, you know +how I admire it. I have thought of her a great deal as I was lying on the +bed yonder" (the family look was not so visible in Lady Kew's face), +"and--and--I wrote to her this very morning; she will have the letter by +this time, probably." + +"Bien! Frank!" Lady Kew smiled (in her supernatural way) almost as much +as her portrait, by Harlowe, as you may see it at Kewbury to this very +day. She is represented seated before an easel, painting a miniature of +her son, Lord Walham. + +"I wrote to her on the subject of the last conversation we had together," +Frank resumed, in rather a timid voice, "the day before my accident. +Perhaps she did not tell you, ma'am, of what passed between us. We had +had a quarrel; one of many. Some cowardly hand, which we both of us can +guess at, had written to her an account of my past life, and she showed +me the letter. Then I told her, that if she loved me she never would have +showed it me: without any other words of reproof. I bade her farewell. It +was not much, the showing that letter; but it was enough. In twenty +differences we have had together, she had been unjust and captious, cruel +towards me, and too eager, as I thought, for other people's admiration. +Had she loved me, it seemed to me Ethel would have shown less vanity and +better temper. What was I to expect in life afterwards from a girl who +before her marriage used me so? Neither she nor I could be happy. She +could be gentle enough, and kind, and anxious to please any man whom she +loves, God bless her! As for me, I suppose, I'm not worthy of so much +talent and beauty, so we both understood that that was a friendly +farewell; and as I have been lying on my bed yonder, thinking, perhaps, I +never might leave it, or if I did, that I should like to lead a different +sort of life to that which ended in sending me there, my resolve of last +month was only confirmed. God forbid that she and I should lead the lives +of some folks we know; that Ethel should marry without love, perhaps to +fall into it afterwards; and that I, after this awful warning I have had, +should be tempted to back into that dreary life I was leading. It was +wicked, ma'am, I knew it was; many and many a day I used to say so to +myself, and longed to get rid of it. I am a poor weak devil, I know, I am +only too easily led into temptation, and I should only make matters worse +if I married a woman who cares for the world more than for me, and would +not make me happy at home." + +"Ethel care for the world!" gasped out Lady Kew; "a most artless, simple, +affectionate creature; my dear Frank, she----" + +He interrupted her, as a blush came rushing over his pale face. "Ah!" +said he, "if I had been the painter, and young Clive had been Lord Kew, +which of us do you think she would have chosen? And she was right. He is +a brave, handsome, honest young fellow, and is a thousand times cleverer +and better than I am." + +"Not better, dear, thank God," cried his mother, coming round to the +other side of his sofa, and seizing her son's hand. + +"No, I don't think he is better, Frank," said the diplomatist, walking +away to the window. And as for grandmamma at the end of this little +speech and scene, her ladyship's likeness to her brother, the late +revered Lord Steyne, was more frightful than ever. + +After a minute's pause, she rose up on her crooked stick, and said, "I +really feel I am unworthy to keep company with so much exquisite virtue. +It will be enhanced, my lord, by the thought of the pecuniary sacrifice +which you are making, for I suppose you know that I have been hoarding-- +yes, and saving, and pinching,--denying myself the necessities of life, +in order that my grandson might one day have enough to support his rank. +Go and live and starve in your dreary old house, and marry a parson's +daughter, and sing psalms with your precious mother; and I have no doubt +you and she--she who has thwarted me all through life, and whom I hated, +--yes, I hated from the moment she took my son from me, and brought +misery into my family, will be all the happier when she thinks that she +has made a poor, fond, lonely old woman more lonely and miserable. If you +please, George Barnes, be good enough to tell my people that I shall go +back to Baden," and waving her children away from her, the old woman +tottered out of the room on her crutch. + +So the wicked fairy drove away disappointed in the chariot with the very +dragons which had brought her away in the morning, and just had time to +get their feed of black bread. I wonder whether they were the horses +Clive and J. J. and Jack Belsize had used when they passed on their road +to Switzerland? Black Care sits behind all sorts of horses, and gives a +trinkgelt to postillions all over the map. A thrill of triumph may be +permitted to Lady Walham after her victory over her mother-in-law. What +Christian woman does not like to conquer another? and if that other were +a mother-in-law, would the victory be less sweet? Husbands and wives both +will be pleased that Lady Walham has had the better of this bout: and +you, young boys and virgins, when your turn comes to be married, you will +understand the hidden meaning of this passage. George Barnes got Oliver +Twist out, and began to read therein. Miss Nancy and Fanny again were +summoned before this little company to frighten and delight them. I dare +say even Fagin and Miss Nancy failed with the widow, so absorbed was she +with the thoughts of the victory which she had just won. For the evening +service, in which her sons rejoiced her fond heart by joining, she +lighted on a psalm which was as a Te Deum after the battle--the battle of +Kehl by Rhine, where Kew's soul, as his mother thought, was the object of +contention between the enemies. I have said, this book is all about the +world and a respectable family dwelling in it. It is not a sermon, except +where it cannot help itself, and the speaker pursuing the destiny of his +narrative finds such a homily before him. O friend, in your life and +mine, don't we light upon such sermons daily?--don't we see at home as +well as amongst our neighbours that battle betwixt Evil and Good? Here on +one side is Self and Ambition and Advancement; and Right and Love on the +other. Which shall we let to triumph for ourselves--which for our +children? + +The young men were sitting smoking the vesper cigar. (Frank would do it, +and his mother actually lighted his cigar for him now, enjoining him +straightway after to go to bed.) Kew. smoked and looked at a star-- +shining above in the heaven. "Which is that star?" he asked: and the +accomplished young diplomatist answered it was Jupiter. + +"What a lot of things you know, George!" cries the senior, delighted; +"you ought to have been the elder, you ought, by Jupiter! But you have +lost your chance this time." + +"Yes, thank God!" says George. + +"And I am going to be all right--and to turn over a new leaf, old boy-- +and paste down the old ones, eh? I wrote to Martins this morning to have +all my horses sold; and I'll never beg--so help me--so help me, Jupiter. +I made a vow--a promise to myself, you see, that I wouldn't if I +recovered. And I wrote to Cousin Ethel this morning.--As I thought over +the matter yonder, I felt quite certain I was right, and that we could +never, never pull together. Now the Countess is gone, I wonder whether I +was right--to give up sixty thousand pounds, and the prettiest girl in +London?" + +"Shall I take horses and go after her? My mother's gone to bed, she won't +know," asked George. "Sixty thousand is a lot of money to lose." + +Kew laughed. "If you were to go and tell our grandmother that I could not +live the night through, and that you would be Lord Kew in the morning, +and your son Viscount Walham, I think the Countess would make up a match +between you and the sixty thousand pounds, and the prettiest girl in +England: she would, by--by Jupiter. I intend only to swear by the heathen +gods now, Georgy.--No, I am not sorry I wrote to Ethel. What a fine girl +she is!--I don't mean her beauty merely, but such a noble-bred one! And +to think that there she is in the market to be knocked down to--I say, I +was going to call that three-year-old, Ethelinda.--We must christen her +over again for Tattersall's, Georgy." + +A knock is heard through an adjoining door, and a maternal voice cries, +"It is time to go to bed." So the brothers part, and, let us hope, sleep +soundly. + +The Countess of Kew, meanwhile, has returned to Baden; where, though it +is midnight when she arrives, and the old lady has had two long bootless +journeys, you will be grieved to hear, that she does not sleep a single +wink. In the morning she hobbles over to the Newcome quarters; and Ethel +comes down to her pale and calm. How is her father? He has had a good +night: he is a little better, speaks more clearly, has a little more the +use of his limbs. + +"I wish I had had a good night!" groans out the Countess. + +"I thought you were going to Lord Kew, at Kehl," remarked her +granddaughter. + +"I did go, and returned with wretches who would not bring me more than +five miles an hour! I dismissed that brutal grinning courier; and I have +given warning to that fiend of a maid." + +"And Frank is pretty well, grandmamma?" + +"Well! He looks as pink as a girl in her first season! I found him, and +his brother George, and their mamma. I think Maria was hearing them their +catechism," cries the old lady. + +"N. and M. together! Very pretty," says Ethel, gravely. "George has +always been a good boy, and it is quite time for my Lord Kew to begin." + +The elder lady looked at her descendant, but Miss Ethel's glance was +impenetrable. "I suppose you can fancy, my dear, why I came back?" said +Lady Kew. + +"Because you quarrelled with Lady Walham, grandmamma. I think I have +heard that there used to be differences between you." Miss Newcome was +armed for defence and attack; in which cases we have said Lady Kew did +not care to assault her. "My grandson told me that he had written to +you," the Countess said. + +"Yes: and had you waited but half an hour yesterday, you might have +spared me the humiliation of that journey." + +"You--the humiliation--Ethel!" + +"Yes, me," Ethel flashed out. "Do you suppose it is none to have me +bandied about from bidder to bidder, and offered for sale to a gentleman +who will not buy me? Why have you and all my family been so eager to get +rid of me? Why should you suppose or desire that Lord Kew should like me? +Hasn't he the Opera; and such friends as Madame la Duchesse d'Ivry, to +whom your ladyship introduced him in early life? He told me so: and she +was good enough to inform me of the rest. What attractions have I in +comparison with such women? And to this man from whom I am parted by good +fortune; to this man who writes to remind me that we are separated--your +ladyship must absolutely go and entreat him to give me another trial! It +is too much, grandmamma. Do please to let me stay where I am; and worry +me with no more schemes for my establishment in life. Be contented with +the happiness which you have secured for Clara Pulleyn and Barnes; and +leave me to take care of my poor father. Here I know I am doing right. +Here, at least, there is no such sorrow, and doubt, and shame, for me, as +my friends have tried to make me endure. There is my father's bell. He +likes me to be with him at breakfast and to read his paper to him." + +"Stay a little, Ethel," cried the Countess, with a trembling voice. "I am +older than your father, and you owe me a little obedience--that is, if +children do owe any obedience to their parents nowadays. I don't know. I +am an old woman--the world perhaps has changed since my time; and it is +you who ought to command, I dare say, and we to follow. Perhaps I have +been wrong all through life, and in trying to teach my children to do as +I was made to do. God knows I have had very little comfort from them: +whether they did or whether they didn't. You and Frank I had set my heart +on; I loved you out of all my grandchildren--was it very unnatural that I +should wish to see you together? For that boy I have been saving money +these years past. He flies back to the arms of his mother, who has been +pleased to hate me as only such virtuous people can; who took away my own +son from me; and now his son--towards whom the only fault I ever +committed was to spoil him and be too fond of him. Don't leave me too, my +child. Let me have something that I can like at my years. And I like your +pride, Ethel, and your beauty, my dear; and I am not angry with your hard +words; and if I wish to see you in the place in life which becomes you-- +do I do wrong? No. Silly girl! There--give me the little hand. How hot it +is! Mine is as cold as a stone--and shakes, doesn't it?--Eh! it was a +pretty hand once! What did Anne--what did your mother say to Frank's +letter. + +"I did not show it to her," Ethel answered. + +"Let me see it, my dear," whispered Lady Kew, in a coaxing way. + +"There it is," said Ethel pointing to the fireplace, where there lay some +torn fragments and ashes of paper. It was the same fireplace at which +Clive's sketches had been burned. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIX + +Amongst the Painters + + +When Clive Newcome comes to be old, no doubt he will remember his Roman +days as amongst the happiest which fate ever awarded him. The simplicity +of the student's life there, the greatness and friendly splendour of the +scenes surrounding him, the delightful nature of the occupation in which +he is engaged, the pleasant company of comrades, inspired by a like +pleasure over a similar calling, the labour, the meditation, the holiday +and the kindly feast afterwards, should make the Art-students the +happiest of youth, did they but know their good fortune. Their work is +for the most part delightfully easy. It does not exercise the brain too +much, but gently occupies it, and with a subject most agreeable to the +scholar. The mere poetic flame, or jet of invention, needs to be lighted +up but very seldom, namely, when the young painter is devising his +subject, or settling the composition thereof. The posing of figures and +drapery; the dexterous copying of the line; the artful processes of +cross-hatching, of stumping, of laying on lights, and what not; the +arrangement of colour, and the pleasing operations of glazing and the +like, are labours for the most part merely manual. These, with the +smoking of a proper number of pipes, carry the student through his day's +work. If you pass his door you will very probably hear him singing at his +easel. I should like to know what young lawyer, mathematician, or +divinity scholar can sing over his volumes, and at the same time advance +with his labour? In every city where Art is practised there are old +gentlemen who never touched a pencil in their lives, but find the +occupation and company of artists so agreeable that they are never out of +the studios; follow one generation of painters after another; sit by with +perfect contentment while Jack is drawing his pifferaro, or Tom designing +his cartoon, and years afterwards when Jack is established in Newman +Street, and Tom a Royal Academician, shall still be found in their rooms, +occupied now by fresh painters and pictures, telling the youngsters, +their successors, what glorious fellows Jack and Tom were. A poet must +retire to privy places and meditate his rhymes in secret; a painter can +practise his trade in the company of friends. Your splendid chef d'ecole, +a Rubens or a Horace Vernet, may sit with a secretary reading to him; a +troop of admiring scholars watching the master's hand; or a company of +court ladies and gentlemen (to whom he addresses a few kind words now and +again) looking on admiringly; whilst the humblest painter, be he ever so +poor, may have a friend watching at his easel, or a gentle wife sitting +by with her work in her lap, and with fond smiles or talk or silence +cheering his labour. + +Amongst all ranks and degrees of painters assembled at Rome, Mr. Clive +found companions and friends. The cleverest man was not the best artist +very often: the ablest artist not the best critic nor the best companion. +Many a man could give no account of the faculty within him, but achieved +success because he could not help it; and did, in an hour and without +effort, that which another could not effect with half a life's labour. +There were young sculptors who had never read a line of Homer, who took +on themselves nevertheless to interpret and continue the heroic Greek +art. There were young painters with the strongest natural taste for low +humour, comic singing, and Cyder-Cellar jollifications, who would imitate +nothing under Michael Angelo, and whose canvases teemed with tremendous +allegories of fates, furies, genii of death and battle. There were +long-haired lads who fancied the sublime lay in the Peruginesque manner, +and depicted saintly personages with crisp draperies, crude colours, and +haloes of gold-leaf. Our friend marked all these practitioners of Art +with their various oddities and tastes, and was welcomed in the ateliers +of all of them, from the grave dons and seniors, the senators of the +French and English Academy, down to the jovial students who railed at the +elders over their cheap cups at the Lepre. What a gallant, starving, +generous, kindly life, many of them led! What fun in their grotesque +airs, what friendship and gentleness in their poverty! How splendidly +Carlo talked of the marquis his cousin, and the duke his intimate friend! +How great Federigo was on the subject of his wrongs, from the Academy at +home, a pack of tradesmen who could not understand high art, and who had +never seen a good picture! With what haughtiness Augusto swaggered about +at Sir John's soirees, though he was known to have borrowed Fernando's +coat, and Luigi's dress-boots! If one or the other was ill, how nobly and +generously his companions flocked to comfort him, took turns to nurse the +sick man through nights of fever, contributed out of their slender means +to help him through his difficulty. Max, who loves fine dresses and the +carnival so, gave up a costume and a carriage so as to help Paul, when he +sold his picture (through the agency of Pietro, with whom he had +quarrelled, and who recommended him to a patron), gave a third of the +money back to Max, and took another third portion to Lazaro, with his +poor wife and children, who had not got a single order all that winter-- +and so the story went on. I have heard Clive tell of two noble young +Americans who came to Europe to study their art; of whom the one fell +sick, whilst the other supported his penniless comrade, and out of +sixpence a day absolutely kept but a penny for himself, giving the rest +to his sick companion. "I should like to have known that good Samaritan, +Sir," our Colonel said, twirling his mustachios, when we saw him again, +and his son told him that story. + +J. J., in his steady silent way, worked on every day, and for many hours +every day. When Clive entered their studio of a morning, he found J. J. +there, and there he left him. When the Life Academy was over, at night, +and Clive went out to his soirees, J. J. lighted his lamp and continued +his happy labour. He did not care for the brawling supper-parties of his +comrades; liked better to stay at home than to go into the world, and was +seldom abroad of a night except during the illness of Luigi before +mentioned, when J. J. spent constant evenings at the other's bedside. +J. J. was fortunate as well as skilful: people in the world took a liking +to the modest young man, and he had more than one order for pictures. The +Artists' Club, at the Lepre, set him down as close with his money; but a +year after he left Rome, Lazaro and his wife, who still remained there, +told a different tale. Clive Newcome, when he heard of their distress, +gave them something--as much as he could spare; but J. J. gave more, and +Clive was as eager in acknowledging and admiring his friend's generosity +as he was in speaking of his genius. His was a fortunate organisation +indeed. Study was his chief amusement. Self-denial came easily to him. +Pleasure, or what is generally called so, had little charm for him. His +ordinary companions were pure and sweet thoughts; his out-door enjoyment +the contemplation of natural beauty; for recreation, the hundred pleasant +dexterities and manipulations of his craft were ceaselessly interesting +to him: he would draw every knot in an oak panel, or every leaf in an +orange-tree, smiling, and taking a gay delight over the simple feats of +skill: whenever you found him he seemed watchful and serene, his modest +virgin-lamp always lighted and trim. No gusts of passion extinguished it; +no hopeless wandering in the darkness afterwards led him astray. +Wayfarers through the world, we meet now and again with such purity; and +salute it, and hush whilst it passes on. + +We have it under Clive Newcome's own signature, that he intended to pass +a couple of years in Italy, devoting himself exclusively to the study of +his profession. Other besides professional reasons were working secretly +in the young man's mind, causing him to think that absence from England +was the best cure for a malady under which he secretly laboured. But +change of air may cure some sick people more speedily than the sufferers +ever hoped; and also it is on record, that young men with the very best +intentions respecting study, do not fulfil them, and are led away from +their scheme by accident, or pleasure, or necessity, or some good cause. +Young Clive worked sedulously two or three months at his vocation at +Rome, secretly devouring, no doubt, the pangs of sentimental +disappointment under which he laboured; and he drew from his models, and +he sketched round about everything that suited his pencil on both sides +of Tiber; and he laboured at the Life Academy of nights--a model himself +to other young students. The symptoms of his sentimental malady began to +abate. He took an interest in the affairs of Jack, and Tom, and Harry +round about him: Art exercised its great healing influence on his wounded +spirit, which to be sure had never given in. The meeting of the painters +at the Cafe Greco, and at their private houses, was very jovial, +pleasant, and lively. Clive smoked his pipe, drank his glass of Marsala, +sang his song, and took part in the general chorus as gaily as the +jolliest of the boys. He was the cock of the whole painting school, the +favourite of all; and to be liked by the people, you may be pretty sure +that we for our parts must like them. + +Then, besides the painters, he had, as he has informed us, the other +society of Rome. Every winter there is a gay and pleasant English colony +in that capital, of course more or less remarkable for rank, fashion, and +agreeability with every varying year. In Clive's year some very pleasant +folks set up their winter quarters in the usual foreigners' resort round +about the Piazza di Spagna. I was amused to find, lately, looking over +the travels of the respectable M. de Poellnitz, that, a hundred and +twenty years ago, the same quarter, the same streets and palaces, scarce +changed from those days, were even then polite foreigners' resort. Of one +or two of the gentlemen Clive had made the acquaintance in the +hunting-field; others he had met during his brief appearance in the +London world. Being a youth of great personal agility, fitted thereby to +the graceful performance of polkas, etc.; having good manners, and good +looks, and good credit with Prince Poloni, or some other banker, Mr. +Newcome was thus made very welcome to the Anglo-Roman society; and as +kindly received in genteel houses, where they drank tea and danced the +galop, as in those dusky taverns and retired lodgings where his bearded +comrades, the painters held their meetings. + +Thrown together every day, and night after night; flocking to the same +picture-galleries, statue-galleries, Pincian drives, and church +functions, the English colonists at Rome perforce became intimate, and in +many cases friendly. They have an English library where the various meets +for the week are placarded: on such a day the Vatican galleries are open: +the next is the feast of Saint So-and-so: on Wednesday there will be +music and vespers at the Sistine Chapel--on Thursday, the Pope will bless +the animals--sheep, horses, and what-not: and flocks of English +accordingly rush to witness the benediction of droves of donkeys. In a +word, the ancient city of the Caesars, the august fanes of the Popes, +with their splendour and ceremony, are all mapped out and arranged for +English diversion; and we run in a crowd to high mass at St. Peter's, or +to the illumination on Easter Day, as we run when the bell rings to the +Bosjesmen at Cremorne, or the fireworks at Vauxhall. + +Running to see fireworks alone, rushing off to examine Bosjesmen by one's +self, is a dreary work: I should think very few men would have the +courage to do it unattended, and personally would not prefer a pipe in +their own rooms. Hence if Clive went to see all these sights, as he did, +it is to be concluded that he went in company; and if he went in company +and sought it, we may suppose that little affair which annoyed him at +Baden no longer tended to hurt his peace of mind very seriously. The +truth is, our countrymen are pleasanter abroad than at home; most +hospitable, kindly, and eager to be pleased and to please. You see a +family half a dozen times in a week in the little Roman circle, whom you +shall not meet twice in a season afterwards in the enormous London round. +When Easter is over and everybody is going away at Rome, you and your +neighbour shake hands, sincerely sorry to part: in London we are obliged +to dilute our kindness so that there is hardly any smack of the original +milk. As one by one the pleasant families dropped off with whom Clive had +spent his happy winter; as Admiral Freeman's carriage drove away, whose +pretty girls he had caught at St. Peter's kissing St. Peter's toe; as +Dick Denby's family ark appeared with all Denby's sweet young children +kissing farewells to him out of the window; as those three charming Miss +Baliols with whom he had that glorious day in the Catacombs; as friend +after friend quitted the great city with kind greetings, warm pressures +of the hand, and hopes of meeting in a yet greater city on the banks of +the Thames, young Clive felt a depression of spirit. Rome was Rome, but +it was pleasanter to see it in company; our painters are smoking still at +the Oafs Greco, but a society all smoke and all painters did not suit +him. If Mr. Clive is not a Michael Angelo or a Beethoven, if his genius +is not gloomy, solitary, gigantic, shining alone, like a lighthouse, a +storm round about him, and breakers dashing at his feet, I cannot help +myself: he is as Heaven made him, brave, honest, gay, and friendly, and +persons of a gloomy turn must not look to him as a hero. + +So Clive and his companion worked away with all their hearts from +November until far into April when Easter came, and the glorious gala +with which the Roman Church celebrates that holy season. By this time +Clive's books were full of sketches. Ruins, imperial and mediaeval; +peasants and bagpipemen; Passionists with shaven polls; Capuchins and the +equally hairy frequenters of the Cafe Greco; painters of all nations who +resort there; Cardinals and their queer equipages and attendants; the +Holy Father himself (it was Gregory sixteenth of the name); the dandified +English on the Pincio and the wonderful Roman members of the hunt--were +not all these designed by the young man and admired by his friends in +after-days? J. J.'s sketches were few, but he had painted two beautiful +little pictures, and sold them for so good a price that Prince Polonia's +people were quite civil to him. He had orders for yet more pictures, and +having worked very hard, thought himself authorised to accompany Mr. +Clive upon a pleasure-trip to Naples, which the latter deemed necessary +after his own tremendous labours. He for his part had painted no +pictures, though he had commenced a dozen and turned them to the wall; +but he had sketched, and dined, and smoked, and danced, as we have seen. +So the little britzska was put behind horses again, and our two friends +set out on their tour, having quite a crowd of brother-artists to cheer +them, who had assembled and had a breakfast for the purpose at that +comfortable osteria near the Lateran Gate. How the fellows flung their +hats up, and shouted, "Lebe wohl," and "Adieu," and "God bless you, old +boy," in many languages! Clive was the young swell of the artists of that +year, and adored by the whole of the jolly company. His sketches were +pronounced on all hands to be admirable: it was agreed that if he chose +he might do anything. + +So with promises of a speedy return they left behind them the noble city, +which all love who once have seen it, and of which we think afterwards +ever with the kindness and the regard of home. They dashed across the +Campagna and over the beautiful hills of Albano, and sped through the +solemn Pontine Marshes, and stopped to roost at Terracing (which was not +at all like Fra Diavolo's Terracing at Covent Garden, as J. J. was +distressed to remark), and so, galloping onwards through a hundred +ancient cities that crumble on the shores of the beautiful Mediterranean, +behold, on the second day as they ascended a hill about noon. Vesuvius +came in view, its great shape shimmering blue in the distant haze, its +banner of smoke in the cloudless sky. And about five o'clock in the +evening (as everybody will who starts from Terracing early and pays the +postboy well), the travellers came to an ancient city walled and +fortified, with drawbridges over the shining moats. + +"Here is CAPUA," says J. J., and Clive burst out laughing: thinking of +his Capua which he had left--how many months--years it seemed ago! From +Capua to Naples is a fine straight road, and our travellers were landed +at the latter place at suppertime; where, if they had quarters at the +Vittoria Hotel, they were as comfortable as any gentlemen painters need +wish to be in this world. + +The aspect of the place was so charming and delightful to Clive:--the +beautiful sea stretched before his eyes when waking, Capri a fairy island +in the distance, in the amethyst rocks of which Sirens might be playing-- +that fair line of cities skirting the shore glittering white along the +purple water--over the whole brilliant scene Vesuvius rising with +cloudlets playing round its summit, and the country bursting out into +that glorious vegetation with which sumptuous nature decorates every +spring--this city and scene of Naples were so much to Clive's liking that +I have a letter from him dated a couple of days after the young man's +arrival, in which he announces his intention of staying there for ever, +and gives me an invitation to some fine lodgings in a certain palazzo, on +which he has cast his eye. He is so enraptured with the place, that he +says to die and be buried there even would be quite a treat, so charming +is the cemetery where the Neapolitan dead repose. + +The Fates did not, however, ordain that Clive Newcome should pass all his +life at Naples. His Roman banker presently forwarded a few letters to his +address; some which had arrived after his departure, others which had +been lying at the Poste Restante, with his name written in perfectly +legible characters, but which the authorities of the post, according to +their custom, would not see when Clive sent for them. + +It was one of these letters which Clive clutched the most eagerly. It had +been lying since October, actually, at the Roman post, though Clive had +asked for letters there a hundred times. It was that little letter from +Ethel, in reply to his own, whereof we have made mention in a previous +chapter. There was not much in the little letter. Nothing, of course, +that Virtue or Grandmamma might not read over the young writer's +shoulder. It was affectionate, simple, rather melancholy; described in a +few words Sir Brian's seizure and present condition; spoke of Lord Kew, +who was mending rapidly, as if Clive, of course, was aware of his +accident; of the children, of Clive's father, and ended with a hearty +"God bless you," to Clive, from his sincere Ethel. + +"You boast of its being over. You see it is not over," says Clive's +monitor and companion. "Else, why should you have dashed at that letter +before all the others, Clive?" J. J. had been watching, not without +interest, Clive's blank face as he read the young lady's note. + +"How do you know who wrote the letter?" asks Clive. + +"I can read the signature in your face," says the other; "and I could +almost tell the contents of the note. Why have you such a tell-tale face, +Clive?" + +"It is over; but when a man has once, you know, gone through an affair +like that," says Clive, looking very grave, "he--he's anxious to hear of +Alice Grey, and how she's getting on, you see, my good friend." And he +began to shout out as of old-- + + "Her heart it is another's, she--never--can--be--mine;" + +and to laugh at the end of the song. "Well, well," says he; "it is a very +kind note, a very proper little note; the expression elegant, J. J., the +sentiment is most correct. All the little t's most properly crossed, and +all the little i's have dots over their little heads. It's a sort of a +prize note, don't you see; and one such, as in the old spelling-book +story, the good boy received a plum-cake for writing. Perhaps you weren't +educated on the old spelling-book, J. J.? My good old father taught me to +read out of his--I say, I think it was a shame to keep the old boy +waiting whilst I have been giving an audience to this young lady. Dear +old father!" and he apostrophised the letter. "I beg your pardon, sir; +Miss Newcome requested five minutes' conversation, and I was obliged, +from politeness, you know, to receive. There's nothing between us; +nothing but what's most correct, upon my honour and conscience." And he +kissed his father's letter, and calling out again, "Dear old father!" +proceeded to read as follows:-- + +"'Your letters, my dearest Clive, have been the greatest comfort to me. I +seem to hear you as I read them. I can't but think that this, the modern +and natural style, is a great progress upon the old-fashioned manner of +my day, when we used to begin to our fathers, 'Honoured Father,' or even +'Honoured Sir' some precisians used to write still from Mr. Lord's +Academy, at Tooting, where I went before Grey Friars--though I suspect +parents were no more honoured in those days than nowadays. I know one who +had rather be trusted than honoured; and you may call me what you please, +so as you do that. + +"'It is not only to me your letters give pleasure. Last week I took yours +from Baden Baden, No. 3, September 15, into Calcutta, and could not help +showing it at Government House, where I dined. Your sketch of the old +Russian Princess and her little boy, gambling, was capital. Colonel +Buckmaster, Lord Bagwig's private secretary, knew her, and says it is to +a T. And I read out to some of my young fellows what you said about play, +and how you had given it over. I very much fear some of the young rogues +are at dice and brandy-pawnee before tiffin. What you say of young +Ridley, I take cum grano. His sketches I thought very agreeable; but to +compare them to a certain gentleman's----Never mind, I shall not try to +make him think too well of himself. I kissed dear Ethel's hand in your +letter. I write her a long letter by this mail. + +"'If Paul de Florac in any way resembles his mother, between you and him +there ought to be a very warm regard. I knew her when I was a boy, long +before you were born or thought of; and in wandering forty years through +the world since, I have seen no woman in my eyes so good or so beautiful. +Your cousin Ethel reminded me of her; as handsome, but not so lovely. +Yes, it was that pale lady you saw at Paris, with eyes full of care, and +hair streaked with grey. So it will be the turn of you young folks, come +eight more lustres, and your heads will be bald like mine, or grey like +Madame de Florac's, and bending over the ground where we are lying in +quiet. I understand from you that young Paul is not in very flourishing +circumstances. If he still is in need, mind and be his banker, and I will +be yours. Any child of hers must never want when I have a spare guinea. I +do not mind telling you, sir, that I cared for her more than millions of +guineas once; and half broke my heart about her when I went to India, as +a young chap. So, if any such misfortunes happen to you, consider, my +boy, you are not the only one. + +"'Binnie writes me word that he has been ailing. I hope you are a good +correspondent with him. What made me turn to him just after speaking of +unlucky love affairs? Could I be thinking about little Rosie Mackenzie? +She is a sweet little lass, and James will leave her a pretty piece of +money. Verbum sap. I should like you to marry; but God forbid you should +marry for a million of gold mohurs. + +"'And gold mohurs bring me to another subject. Do you know I narrowly +missed losing half a lakh of rupees which I had at an agent's here? And +who do you think warned me about him? Our friend Rummun Loll, who has +lately been in England, and with whom I made the voyage from Southampton. +He is a man of wonderful tact and observation. I used to think meanly of +the honesty of natives and treat them haughtily, as I recollect doing +this very gentleman at your Uncle Newcome's in Bryanstone Square. He +heaped coals of fire on my head by saving my money for me; and I have +placed it with interest in his house. If I would but listen to him, my +capital might be trebled in a year, he says, and the interest immensely +increased. He enjoys the greatest esteem among the moneyed men here; +keeps a splendid establishment and house here in Barrackpore; is princely +in his benefactions. He talks to me about the establishment of a bank, of +which the profits are so enormous and the scheme so (seemingly) clear, +that I don't know whether I mayn't be tempted to take a few shares. Nous +verrons. Several of my friends are longing to have a finger in it; but be +sure this, I shall do nothing rashly and without the very best advice. + +"'I have not been frightened yet by your draughts upon me. Draw as many +of these as you please. You know I don't half like the other kind of +drawing, except as a delassement: but if you chose to be a weaver, like +my grandfather, I should not say you nay. Don't stint yourself of money +or of honest pleasure. Of what good is money, unless we can make those we +love happy with it? There would be no need for me to save, if you were to +save too. So, and as you know as well as I what our means are, in every +honest way use them. I should like you not to pass the whole of next year +in Italy, but to come home and pay a visit to honest James Binnie. I +wonder how the old barrack in Fitzroy Square looks without me? Try and go +round by Paris on your way home, and pay your visit, and carry your +father's fond remembrances to Madame la Comtesse de Florac. I don't say +remember me to my brother, as I write Brian by this mail. Adieu, mon +fils! je t'embrasse!--and am always my Clive's affectionate father, + T. N.'" + +"Isn't he a noble old trump?" That point had been settled by the young +men any time these three years. And now Mr. J. J. remarked that when +Clive had read his father's letter once, then he read Ethel's over again, +and put it in his breast-pocket, and was very disturbed in mind that day, +pishing and pshawing at the statue-gallery which they went to see at the +Museo. + +"After all," says Clive, "what rubbish these second-rate statues are! +what a great hulking abortion is this brute of a Farnese Hercules! +There's only one bit in the whole gallery that is worth a +twopenny-piece." + +It was the beautiful fragment called Psyche. J. J. smiled as his comrade +spoke in admiration of this statue--in the slim shape, in the delicate +formation of the neck, in the haughty virginal expression, the Psyche is +not unlike the Diana of the Louvre--and the Diana of the Louvre we have +said was like a certain young lady. + +"After all," continues Clive, looking up at the great knotted legs of +that clumsy caricatured porter which Glykon the Athenian sculptured in +bad times of art surely,--"she could not write otherwise than she did-- +don't you see? Her letter is quite kind and affectionate. You see she +says she shall always hear of me with pleasure: hopes I'll come back +soon, and bring some good pictures with me, since pictures I will do. She +thinks small beer of painters, J. J.--well, we don't think small beer of +ourselves, my noble friend. I--I suppose it must be over by this time, +and I may write to her as the Countess of Kew." The custode of the +apartment had seen admiration and wonder expressed by hundreds of +visitors to his marble Giant: but he had never known Hercules occasion +emotion before, as in the case of the young stranger; who, after staring +a while at the statue, dashed his hand across his forehead with a groan, +and walked away from before the graven image of the huge Strongman, who +had himself been made such a fool by women. + +"My father wants me to go and see James and Madame de Florac," says +Clive, as they stride down the street to the Toledo. + +J. J. puts his arm through his companion's, which is deep the pocket of +his velvet paletot. "You must not go home till you hear it is over, +Clive," whispers J. J. + +"Of course not, old boy," says the other, blowing tobacco out of his +shaking head. + +Not very long after their arrival, we may be sure they went to Pompeii, +of which place, as this is not an Italian tour, but a history of Clive +Newcome, Esquire, and his most respectable family, we shall offer to give +no description. The young man had read Sir Bulwer Lytton's delightful +story, which has become the history of Pompeii, before they came thither, +and Pliny's description, apud the Guide-Book. Admiring the wonderful +ingenuity with which the English writer had illustrated the place by his +text, as if the houses were so many pictures to which he had appended a +story, Clive, the wag, who was always indulging his vein for caricature, +was proposing that that they should take the same place, names, people, +and make a burlesque story: "What would be a better figure," says he, +"than Pliny's mother, whom the historian describes as exceedingly +corpulent, and walking away from the catastrophe with slaves holding +cushions behind her, to shield her plump person from the cinders! Yes, +old Mrs Pliny shall be my heroine!" says Clive. A picture of her on a +dark grey paper and touched up with red at the extremities, exists in +Clive's album to the present day. + +As they were laughing, rattling, wondering, mimicking, the cicerone +attending them with his nasal twaddle, anon pausing and silent, yielding +to the melancholy pity and wonder which the aspect of that strange and +smiling place inspires,--behold they come upon another party of English, +two young men accompanying a lady. + +"What, Clive!" cries one. + +"My dear, dear Lord Kew!" shouts the other; and as the young man rushes +up and grasps the two hands of the other, they begin to blush---- + +Lord Kew and his family resided in a neighbouring hotel on the Chiafa at +Naples; and that very evening on returning from the Pompeian excursion, +the two painters were invited to take tea by those friendly persons. J. +J. excused himself, and sate at home drawing all night. Clive went, and +passed a pleasant evening; in which all sorts of future tours and +pleasure-parties were projected by the young men. They were to visit +Paestum, Capri, Sicily; why not Malta and the East? asked Lord Kew. + +Lady Walham was alarmed. Had not Kew been in the East already? Clive was +surprised and agitated too. Could Kew think of going to the East, and +making long journeys when he had--he had other engagements that would +necessitate his return home? No, he must not go to the East, Lord Kew's +mother avowed; Kew had promised to stay with her during the summer at +Castellammare, and Mr. Newcome must come and paint their portraits there +--all their portraits. She would like to have an entire picture-gallery +of Kews, if her son would remain at home during the sittings. + +At an early hour Lady Walham retired to rest, exacting Clive's promise to +come to Castellammare; and George Barnes disappeared to array himself in +an evening costume, and to pay his round of visits as became a young +diplomatist. This part of diplomatic duty does not commence until after +the opera at Naples; and society begins when the rest of the world has +gone to bed. + +Kew and Clive sate till one o'clock in the morning, when the latter +returned to his hotel. Not one of those fine parties at Paestum, Sicily, +etc. was carried out. Clive did not go to the East at all, and it was J. +J, who painted Lord Kew's portrait that summer at Castellammare. The next +day Clive went for his passport to the embassy; and a steamer departing +direct for Marseilles on that very afternoon, behold Mr. Newcome was on +board of her; Lord Kew and his brother and J. J. waving their hats to him +as the vessel left the shore. + +Away went the ship cleaving swiftly through the azure waters; but not +swiftly enough for Clive. J. J. went back with a sigh to his sketchbook +and easels. I suppose the other young disciple of Art had heard something +which caused him to forsake his sublime mistress for one who was much +more capricious and earthly. + + + + +CHAPTER XL + +Returns from Rome to Pall Mall + + +One morning in the month of July, when there was actually sunshine in +Lamb Court, and the two gentlemen who occupied the third-floor chambers +there in partnership, were engaged, as their custom was, over their +pipes, and their manuscripts, and their Times newspaper, behold a fresh +sunshine burst into their room in the person of a young Clive, with a +bronzed face, and a yellow beard and mustachios, and those bright +cheerful eyes, the sight of which was always so welcome to both of us. +"What, Clive! What, the young one! What, Benjamin!" shout Pendennis and +Warrington. Clive had obtained a very high place indeed in the latter's +affections, so much so, that if I could have found it in my heart to be +jealous of such a generous brave fellow, I might have grudged him his +share of Warrington's regard. He blushed up with pleasure to see us +again. Pidgeon, our boy, introduced him with a jubilant countenance; and +Flanagan, the laundress, came smirking out of the bedroom, eager to get a +nod of recognition from him, and bestow a smile of welcome upon +everybody's favourite, Clive. + +In two minutes an arm-chair full of magazines, slips of copy, and books +for review, was emptied over the neighbouring coal-scuttle, and Clive was +in the seat, a cigar in his mouth, as comfortable as if he had never been +away. When did he come? Last night. He was back in Charlotte Street, at +his old lodgings: he had been to breakfast in Fitzroy Square that +morning; James Binnie chirped for joy at seeing him. His father had +written to him desiring him to come back and see James Binnie; pretty +Miss Rosey was very well, thank you: and Mrs. Mack? Wasn't Mrs. Mackenzie +delighted to behold him? "Come, sir, on your honour and conscience, +didn't the widow give you a kiss on your return?" Clive sends an uncut +number of the Pall Mall Gazette flying across the room at the head of the +inquirer; but blushes as sweetly, that I have very little doubt some such +pretty meeting had taken place. + +What a pity it is he had not been here a short while since for a marriage +in high life, to give away his dear Barnes, and sign the book, along with +the other dignitaries! We described that ceremony to him, and announced +the promotion of his friend, Florac, now our friend also, Director of the +Great Anglo-Gallic Railway, the Prince de Moncontour. Then Clive told us +of his deeds during the winter; of the good fun he had had at Rome, and +the jolly fellows he had met there. Was he going to astonish the world by +some grand pictures? He was not. The more he worked, the more +discontented he was with his performances somehow: but J. J. was coming +out very strong, J. J. was going to be a stunner. We turned with pride +and satisfaction to that very number of the Pall Mall Gazette which the +youth had flung at us, and showed him a fine article by F. Bayham, Esq., +in which the picture sent home by J. J. was enthusiastically lauded by +the great critic. + +So he was back amongst us, and it seemed but yesterday he had quitted us. +To Londoners everything seems to have happened but yesterday; nobody has +time to miss his neighbour who goes away. People go to the Cape, or on a +campaign, or on a tour round the world, or to India, and return with a +wife and two or three children, and we fancy it was only the other day +they left us, so engaged is every man in his individual speculations, +studies, struggles; so selfish does our life make us:--selfish but not +ill-natured. We are glad to see an old friend, though we do not weep when +he leaves us. We humbly acknowledge, if fate calls us away likewise, that +we are no more missed than any other atom. + +After talking for a while, Mr. Clive must needs go into the City, whither +I accompanied him. His interview with Messrs. Jolly and Baines, at the +house in Fog Court, must have been very satisfactory; Clive came out of +the parlour with a radiant countenance. "Do you want any money, old boy?" +says he; "the dear old governor has placed a jolly sum to my account, and +Mr. Baines has told me how delighted Mrs. Baines and the girls will be to +see me at dinner. He says my father has made a lucky escape out of one +house in India, and a famous investment in another. Nothing could be more +civil; how uncommonly kind and friendly everybody is in London! +Everybody!" Then bestowing ourselves in a hansom cab, which had probably +just deposited some other capitalist in the City, we made for the West +End of the town, where Mr. Clive had some important business to transact +with his tailors. He discharged his outstanding little account with easy +liberality, blushing as he pulled out of his pocket a new chequebook, +page 1 of which he bestowed on the delighted artist. From Mr. B.'s shop +to Mr. Truefitt's. is but a step. Our young friend was induced to enter +the hairdresser's, and leave behind him a great portion of the flowing +locks and the yellow beard, which he had brought with him from Rome. With +his mustachios he could not be induced to part; painters and cavalry +officers having a right to those decorations. And why should not this +young fellow wear smart clothes, and a smart moustache, and look +handsome, and take his pleasure, and bask in his sun when it shone? Time +enough for flannel and a fire when the winter comes; and for grey hair +and cork-soled boots in the natural decline of years. + +Then we went to pay a visit at a hotel in Jermyn Street to our friend +Florac who was now magnificently lodged there. A powdered giant lolling in +the hall, his buttons emblazoned with prodigious coronets, took our cards +up to the Prince. As the door of an apartment on the first floor opened, +we heard a cry as of joy; and that nobleman in a magnificent Persian +dressing-gown, rushing from the room, plunged down the stairs, and began +kissing Clive, to the respectful astonishment of the Titan in livery. + +"Come that I present you, my friends," our good little Frenchman +exclaimed "to Madame la--to my wife!" We entered the drawing-room; a +demure little little lady, of near sixty years of age, was seated there, +and we were presented in form to Madame Princesse de Moncontour, nee +Higg, of Manchester. She made us a stiff little curtsey, but looked not +ill-natured; indeed, few women could look at Clive Newcome's gallant +figure and brave smiling countenance and keep a frown on their own very +long. + +"I have 'eard of you from somebodys else besides the Prince," said the +lady, with rather a blush "Your uncle has spoke to me hoften about you, +Mr. Clive, and about your good father." + +"C'est son Directeur," whispers Florac to me. I wondered which of the +firm of Newcome had taken that office upon him. + +"Now you are come to England," the lady continued (whose Lancashire +pronunciation being once indicated, we shall henceforth, out of respect +to the Princess's rank generally pretermit),--"now you are come to +England we hope to see you often. Not here in this noisy hotel, which I +can't bear, but in the country. Our house is only three miles from +Newcome--not such a grand place as your uncle's; but I hope we shall see +you there a great deal, and your friend Mr Pendennis, if he is passing +that way." The invitation to Mr. Pendennis, I am bound to say, was given +in terms by no means so warm as those in which the Princess's hospitality +to Clive were professed. + +"Shall we meet you at your Huncle 'Obson's?" the lady continued to Clive; +"his wife is a most charming, well-informed woman, has been most kind and +civil and we dine there to-day. Barnes and his wife is gone to spend the +honeymoon at Newcome. Lady Clara is a sweet dear thing, and her pa and ma +most affable, I am sure. What a pity Sir Brian couldn't attend the +marriage! There was everybody there in London, a'most. Sir Harvey Diggs +says he is mending very slowly. In life we are in death, Mr. Newcome! +Isn't it sad to think of him, in the midst of all his splendour and +prosperity, and he so infirm and unable to enjoy them! But let us hope +for the best, and that his health will soon come round!" + +With these and similar remarks, in which poor Florac took but a very +small share (for he seemed dumb and melancholy in the company of the +Princess, his elderly spouse), the visit sped on. Mr. Pendennis, to whom +very little was said, having leisure to make his silent observations upon +the person to whom he had been just presented. + +As there lay on the table two neat little packages, addressed "The +Princess de Moncontour"--an envelope to the same address, with "The +Prescription, No. 9396," further inscribed on the paper, and a sheet of +notepaper, bearing cabalistic characters, and the signature of that most +fashionable physician, Sir Harvey Diggs, I was led to believe that the +lady of Moncontour was, or fancied herself, in a delicate state of +health. By the side of the physic for the body was medicine for the soul +--a number of pretty little books in middle-age bindings, in antique type +many of theist, adorned with pictures of the German school, representing +demure ecclesiastics, with their heads on one side, children in long +starched nightgowns, virgins bearing lilies, and so forth, from which it +was to be concluded that the owner of the volumes was not so hostile to +Rome as she had been at an earlier period of her religious life; and that +she had migrated (in spirit) from Clapham to Knightsbridge--so many +wealthy mercantile families have likewise done in the body. A long strip +of embroidery, of the Gothic pattern, furthermore betrayed her present +inclinations; and the person observing these things, whilst nobody was +taking any notice of him, was amused when the accuracy of his conjectures +was confirmed by the reappearance of the gigantic footman, calling out +"'Oneyman," in a loud voice, and preceding that divine into the room. + +"C'est le Directeur. Venez fumer dans ma chambre, Pen," growled Florac as +Honeyman came sliding over the carpet, his elegant smile changing to a +blush when he beheld Clive, his nephew, seated by the Princess's side. +This, then, was the uncle who had spoken about Clive and his father to +Madame de Florac. Charles seemed in the best condition. He held out two +bran-new lavender-coloured kid gloves to shake hands with his dear Clive; +Florac and Mr. Pendennis vanished out of the room as he appeared, so that +no precise account can be given of this affecting interview. + +When I quitted the hotel, a brown brougham, with a pair of beautiful +horses, the harness and panels emblazoned with the neatest little ducal +coronets you ever saw, and a cypher under each crown as easy to read as +the arrow-headed inscriptions on one of Mr. Layard's Assyrian chariots, +was in waiting, and I presumed that Madame la Princesse was about to take +an airing. + +Clive had passed the avuncular banking-house in the City, without caring +to face his relatives there. Mr. Newcome was now in sole command, Mr. +Barnes being absent at Newcome, the Baronet little likely ever to enter +bank-parlour again. But his bounden duty was to wait on the ladies; and +of course, only from duty's sake, he went the very first day and called +in Park Lane. + +"The family was habsent ever since the marriage simminery last week," the +footman, who had accompanied the party to Baden, informed Clive when he +opened the door, and recognised that gentleman. "Sir Brian pretty well, +thank you, sir. The family was at Brighting. That is Miss Newcome is in +London staying with her grandmamma in Queen Street, Mayfear, sir." The +varnished doors closed upon Jeames within; the brazen knockers grinned +their familiar grin at Clive, and he went down the blank steps +discomfited. Must it be owned that he went to a Club, and looked in the +Directory for the number of Lady Kew's house in Queen Street? Her +ladyship had a furnished house for the season. No such noble name to be +found among the inhabitants of Queen Street. + +Mr. Hobson was from home; that is, Thomas had orders not to admit +strangers on certain days, or before certain hours; so that Aunt Hobson +saw Clive without being seen by the young man. I cannot say how much he +regretted that mischance. His visits of propriety were thus all paid; and +he went off to dine dutifully with James Binnie, after which meal he came +to a certain rendezvous given to him by some bachelors friends for the +evening. + +James Binnie's eyes lightened up with pleasure on beholding his young +Clive; the youth, obedient to his father's injunction, had hastened to +Fitzroy Square immediately after taking possession of his old lodgings-- +his, during the time of his absence. The old properties and carved +cabinets, the picture of his father looking melancholy out of the canvas, +greeted Clive strangely on the afternoon of his arrival. No wonder he was +glad to get away from a solitude peopled with a number of dismal +recollections, to the near hospitality of Fitzroy Square and his guardian +and friend there. + +James had not improved in health during Clive's ten months' absence. He +had never been able to walk well, or take his accustomed exercise, after +his fall. He was no more used to riding than the late Mr. Gibbon, whose +person James's somewhat resembled, and of whose philosophy our Scottish +friend was an admiring scholar. The Colonel gone, James would have +arguments with Mr. Honeyman over their claret, bring down the famous XVth +and XVIth chapters of the Decline and Fall upon him, and quite get the +better of the clergyman. James, like many other sceptics, was very +obstinate, and for his part believed that almost all parsons had as much +belief as the Roman augurs in their ceremonies. Certainly, poor Honeyman, +in their controversies, gave up one article after another, flying from +James's assault; but the battle over, Charles Honeyman would pick up +these accoutrements which he had flung away in his retreat, wipe them +dry, and put them on again. + +Lamed by his fall, and obliged to remain much within doors, where certain +society did not always amuse him, James Binnie sought excitement in the +pleasures of the table, partaking of them the more freely now that his +health could afford them the less. Clive, the sly rogue, observed a great +improvement in the commissariat since his good father's time, ate his +dinner with thankfulness, and made no remarks. Nor did he confide to us +for a while his opinion that Mrs. Mack bored the good gentleman most +severely; that he pined away under her kindnesses; sneaked off to bis +study-chair and his nap; was only too glad when some of the widow's +friends came, or she went out; seeming to breathe more freely when she +was gone, and drink his wine more cheerily when rid of the intolerable +weight of her presence. + +I protest the great ills of life are nothing--the loss of your fortune is +a mere flea-bite; the loss of your wife--how many men have supported it +and married comfortably afterwards? It is not what you lose, but what you +have daily to bear that is hard. I can fancy nothing more cruel, after a +long easy life of bachelorhood, than to have to sit day after day with a +dull, handsome woman opposite; to have to answer her speeches about the +weather, housekeeping and what not; to smile appropriately when she is +disposed to be lively (that laughing at the jokes is the hardest part), +and to model your conversation so as to suit her intelligence, knowing +that a word used out of its downright signification will not be +understood by your fair breakfast-maker. Women go through this simpering +and smiling life, and bear it quite easily. Theirs is a life of +hypocrisy. What good woman does not laugh at her husband's or father's +jokes and stories time after time, and would not laugh at breakfast, +lunch, and dinner, if he told them? Flattery is their nature--to coax, +flatter and sweetly befool some one is every woman's business. She is +none if she declines this office. But men are not provided with such +powers of humbug or endurance--they perish and pine away miserably when +bored--or they shrink off to the club or public-house for comfort. I want +to say as delicately as I can, and never liking to use rough terms +regarding a handsome woman, that Mrs. Mackenzie, herself being in the +highest spirits and the best humour, extinguished her half-brother, James +Binnie, Esq.; that she was as a malaria to him, poisoning his atmosphere, +numbing his limbs, destroying his sleep--that day after day as he sate +down at breakfast, and she levelled commonplaces at her dearest James, +her dearest James became more wretched under her. And no one could see +what his complaint was. He called in the old physicians at the Club. He +dosed himself with poppy, and mandragora and blue pill--lower and lower +went poor James's mercury. If he wanted to move to Brighton or +Cheltenham, well and good. Whatever were her engagements, or whatever +pleasures darling Rosey might have in store, dear thing!--at her age, my +dear Mrs. Newcome, would not one do all to make a young creature happy?-- +under no circumstances could I think of leaving my poor brother. + +Mrs. Mackenzie thought herself a most highly principled woman, Mrs. +Newcome had also a great opinion of her. These two ladies had formed a +considerable friendship in the past months, the captain's widow having an +unaffected reverence for the banker's lady and thinking her one of the +best informed and most superior women in the world. When she had a high +opinion of a person Mrs. Mack always wisely told it. Mrs. Newcome in her +turn thought Mrs. Mackenzie a very clever, agreeable, ladylike woman,-- +not accomplished, but one could not have everything. "No, no, my dear," +says simple Hobson, "never would do to have every woman as clever as you +are, Maria. Women would have it all their own way then." + +Maria, as her custom was, thanked God for being so virtuous and clever, +and graciously admitted Mrs. and Miss Mackenzie into the circle of +adorers of that supreme virtue and talent. Mr. Newcome took little Rosey +and her mother to some parties. When any took place in Bryanstone Square, +they were generally allowed to come to tea. + +When on the second day of his arrival the dutiful Clive went to dine with +Mr. James, the ladies, in spite of their raptures at his return and +delight at seeing him, were going in the evening to his aunt. Their talk +was about the Princess all dinner-time. The Prince and Princess were to +dine in Bryanstone Square. The Princess had ordered such and such things +at the jeweller's--the Princess would take rank over an English Earl's +daughter--over Lady Anne Newcome, for instance. "Oh, dear! I wish the +Prince and Princess were smothered in the Tower," growled James Binnie; +"since you have got acquainted with 'em I have never heard of anything +else." + +Clive, like a wise man, kept his counsel about the Prince and Princess, +with whom we have seen that he had had the honour of an interview that +very day. But after dinner Rosey came round and whispered to her mamma, +and after Rosey's whisper mamma flung her arms round Rosey's neck and +kissed her, and called her a thoughtful darling. "What do you think this +creature says, Clive?" says Mrs. Mack, still holding her darling's little +hand. "I wonder I had not thought of it myself." + +"What is it, Mrs. Mackenzie?" asks Clive, laughing. + +"She says why should not you come to your aunt's with us? We are sure +Mrs. Newcome would be most happy to see you" + +Rosey, with a little hand put to mamma's mouth, said, "Why did you tell? +--you naughty mamma! Isn't she a naughty mamma, Uncle James?" More kisses +follow after this sally, of which Uncle James receives one with perfect +complacency: mamma crying out as Rosey retires to dress, "That darling +child is always thinking of others--always!" + +Clive says, "he will sit and smoke a cheroot with Mr. Binnie, if they +please." James's countenance falls. "We have left off that sort of thing +here, my dear Clive, a long time," cries Mrs. Mackenzie, departing from +the dining-room. + +"But we have improved the claret, Clive, my boy!" whispers Uncle James. +"Let us have another bottle, and we will drink to the dear Colonel's good +health and speedy return--God bless him! I say, Clive, Tom seems to have +had a most fortunate escape out of Winter's house--thanks to our friend +Rummun Loll, and to have got into a capital good thing with this +Bundelcund bank. They speak famously of it at Hanover Square, and I see +the Hurkara quotes the shares at a premium already." + +Clive did not know anything about the Bundelcund bank, except a few words +found in a letter from his father, which he had in the City this morning, +"and an uncommonly liberal remittance the governor has sent me home, +sir." Upon which they fill another bumper to the Colonel's health. + +Mamma and Rosey come and show their pretty pink dresses before going to +Mrs. Newcome's, and Clive lights a cigar in the hall--and isn't there a +jubilation at the Haunt when the young fellow's face appears above the +smoke-clouds there? + + + + +CHAPTER XLI + +An Old Story + + +Many of Clive's Roman friends were by this time come to London, and the +young man renewed his acquaintance with them, and had speedily a +considerable circle of his own. He thought fit to allow himself a good +horse or two, and appeared in the Park among other young dandies. He and +Monsieur de Moncontour were sworn allies. Lord Fareham, who had purchased +J. J.'s picture, was Clive's very good friend: Major Pendennis himself +pronounced him to be a young fellow of agreeable manners, and very +favourably vu (as the Major happened to know) in some very good quarters. + +Ere many days Clive had been to Brighton to see Lady Anne and Sir Brian, +and good Aunt Honeyman, in whose house the Baronet was lodged: and I +suppose he found out, by some means or other, where Lady Kew lived in +Mayfair. + +But her ladyship was not at home, nor was she at home on the second day, +nor did there come any note from Ethel to her cousin. She did not ride in +the Park as of old. Clive, bien vu as he was, did not belong to that +great world as yet, in which he would be pretty sure to meet her every +night at one of those parties where everybody goes. He read her name in +the paper morning after morning, as having been present at Lady This's +entertainment and Lady That's ministerial reunion. At first he was too +shy to tell what the state of the case was, and took nobody into his +confidence regarding his little tendre. + +There he was riding through Queen Street, Mayfair, attired in splendid +raiment: never missing the Park; actually going to places of worship in +the neighbourhood; and frequenting the opera--a waste of time which one +would never have expected in a youth of his nurture. At length a certain +observer of human nature remarking his state, rightly conjectured that he +must be in love, and taxed him with the soft impeachment--on which the +young man, no doubt anxious to open his heart to some one, poured out all +that story which has before been narrated; and told how he thought his +passion cured, and how it was cured; but when he heard from Kew at Naples +that the engagement was over between him and Miss Newcome, Clive found +his own flame kindle again with new ardour. He was wild to see her. He +dashed off from Naples instantly on receiving the news that she was free. +He had been ten days in London without getting a glimpse of her. "That +Mrs. Mackenzie bothers me so I hardly know where to turn," said poor +Clive, "and poor little Rosey is made to write me a note about something +twice a day. She's a good dear little thing--little Rosey--and I really +had thought once of--of--oh, never mind that! Oh, Pen! I'm up another +tree now! and a poor miserable young beggar I am!" In fact, Mr. Pendennis +was installed as confidant, vice J. J.--absent on leave. + +This is a part, which, especially for a few days, the present biographer +has always liked well enough. For a while, at least, I think almost every +man or woman is interesting when in love. If you know of two or three +such affairs going on in any soiree to which you may be invited--is not +the party straightway amusing? Yonder goes Augustus Tomkins, working his +way through the rooms to that far corner where demure Miss Hopkins is +seated, to whom the stupid grinning Bumpkins thinks he is making himself +agreeable. Yonder sits Miss Fanny distraite, and yet trying to smile as +the captain is talking his folly the parson his glib compliments. And +see, her face lights up all of a sudden: her eyes beam with delight at +the captain's stories, and at that delightful young clergyman likewise. +It is because Augustus has appeared; their eyes only meet for one +semi-second, but that is enough for Miss Fanny. Go on, captain, with your +twaddle!--Proceed, my reverend friend, with your smirking commonplaces! +In the last two minutes the world has changed for Miss Fanny. That moment +has come for which she has been fidgeting and longing and scheming all +day! How different an interest, I say, has a meeting of people for a +philosopher who knows of a few such little secrets, to that which your +vulgar looker-on feels who comes but to eat the ices, and stare at the +ladies' dresses and beauty! There are two frames of mind under which +London society is bearable to a man--to be an actor in one of those +sentimental performances above hinted at; or to be a spectator and watch +it. But as for the mere dessus de cartes--would not an arm-chair and the +dullest of books be better than that dull game? + +So I not only became Clive's confidant in this affair, but took a +pleasure in extracting the young fellow's secrets from him, or rather in +encouraging him to pour them forth. Thus was the great part of the +previous tale revealed to me: thus Jack Belsize's misadventures, of the +first part of which we had only heard in London (and whither he returned +presently to be reconciled to his father, after his elder brother's +death). Thus my Lord Kew's secret history came into my possession; let us +hope for the public's future delectation, and the chronicler's private +advantage. And many a night until daylight did appear has poor Clive +stamped his chamber or my own, pouring his story out to me, his griefs +and raptures; recalling, in his wild young way, recollections of Ethel's +sayings and doings; uttering descriptions of her beauty, and raging +against the cruelty which she exhibited towards him. + +As soon as the new confidant heard the name of the young lover's charmer, +to do Mr. Pendennis justice, he endeavoured to fling as much cold water +upon Clive's flame as a small private engine could be brought to pour on +such a conflagration. "Miss Newcome! my dear Clive," says the confidant, +"do you know what you are aspiring to? For the last three months Miss +Newcome has been the greatest lioness in London: the reigning beauty +winning the horse: the first favourite out of the whole Belgravian harem. +No young woman of this year has come near her: those of past seasons she +has distanced and utterly put to shame. Miss Blackcap, Lady Blanch +Blackcap's daughter, was (as perhaps you are not aware) considered by her +mamma the great beauty of last season; and it was considered rather +shabby of the young Marquis of Farintosh to leave town without offering +to change Miss Blackcap's name. Heaven bless you! this year Farintosh +will not look at Miss Blackcap! He finds people at home when (ha! I see +you wince, my suffering innocent!)--when he calls in Queen Street; yes, +and Lady Kew, who is one of the cleverest women in England, will listen +for hours to Lord Farintosh's conversation; than whom the Rotten Row of +Hyde Park cannot show a greater booby. Miss Blackcap may retire, like +Jephthah's daughter, for all Farintosh will relieve her. Then, my dear +fellow, there were, as possibly you do not know, Lady Hermengilde and +Lady Yseult, Lady Rackstraw's lovely twins, whose appearance created such +a sensation at Lady Hautbois' first--was it her first or was it her +second?--yes, it was her second--breakfast. Whom weren't they going to +marry? Crackthorpe as mad, they said, about both.--Bustington, Sir John +Fobsby, the young Baronet with the immense Northern property--the Bishop +of Windsor was actually said to be smitten with one of them, but did not +like to offer, as her present M--y, like Qu--n El-z-b-th of gracious +memory, is said to object to bishops, as bishops, marrying. Where is +Bustington? Where is Crackthorpe? Where is Fobsby, the young Baronet of +the North? My dear fellow, when those two girls come into a room now, +they make no more sensation than you or I. Miss Newcome has carried their +admirers away from them: Fobsby has actually, it is said, proposed for +her: and the real reason of that affair between Lord Bustington and +Captain Crackthorpe of the Royal Horse Guards Green, was a speech of +Bustington's, hinting that Miss Newcome had not behaved well in throwing +Lord Kew over. Don't you know what old Lady Kew will do with this girl, +Clive? She will marry Miss Newcome to the best man. If a richer and +better parti than Lord Farintosh presents himself--then it will be +Farintosh's turn to find that Lady Kew is not at home. Is there any young +man in the Peerage unmarried and richer than Farintosh? I forget. Why +does not some one publish a list of the young male nobility and +baronetage, their names, weights, and probable fortunes? I don't mean for +the matrons of Mayfair--they have the list by heart and study it in +secret--but for young men in the world; so that they may know what their +chances are, and who naturally has the pull over them. Let me see--there +is young Lord Gaunt, who will have a great fortune, and is desirable +because you know his father is locked up--but he is only ten years old-- +no--they can scarcely bring him forward as Farintosh's rival. + +"You look astonished, my poor boy? You think it is wicked in me to talk +in this brutal way about bargain and sale; and say that your heart's +darling is, at this minute, being paced up and down the Mayfair market to +be taken away by the best bidder. Can you count purses with Sultan +Farintosh? Can you compete even with Sir John Fobsby of the North? What I +say is wicked and worldly, is it? So it is; but it is true, as true as +Tattersall's--as true as Circassia or Virginia. Don't you know that the +Circassian girls are proud of their bringing up, and take rank according +to the prices which they fetch? And you go and buy yourself some new +clothes, and a fifty-pound horse, and put a penny rose in your +button-hole, and ride past her window, and think to win this prize? Oh, +you idiot! A penny rosebud! Put money in your purse. A fifty-pound hack +when a butcher rides as good a one!--Put money in your purse. A brave +young heart, all courage and love and honour! Put money in thy purse-- +t'other coin don't pass in the market--at least, where old Lady Kew has +the stall." + +By these remonstrances, playful though serious, Clive's adviser sought to +teach him wisdom about his love affair; and the advice was received as +advice upon those occasions usually is. + +After calling thrice and writing to Miss Newcome, there came a little +note from that young lady, saying, "Dear Clive,--We were so sorry we were +out when you called. We shall be at home to-morrow at lunch, when Lady +Kew hopes you will come, and see yours ever, E. N." + +Clive went--poor Clive! He had the satisfaction of shaking Ethel's hand +and a finger of Lady Kew; of eating a mutton-chop in Ethel's presence; of +conversing about the state of art at Rome with Lady Kew, and describing +the last works of Gibson and Macdonald. The visit lasted but for half an +hour. Not for one minute was Clive allowed to see Ethel alone. At three +o'clock Lady Kew's carriage was announced, and our young gentleman rose +to take his leave, and had the pleasure of seeing the most noble Peer, +Marquis of Farintosh and Earl of Rossmont, descend from his lordship's +brougham and enter at Lady Kew's door, followed by a domestic bearing a +small stack of flowers from Covent Garden. + +It befell that the good-natured Lady Fareham had a ball in these days; +and meeting Clive in the Park, her lord invited him to the entertainment. +Mr. Pendennis had also the honour of a card. Accordingly Clive took me up +at Bays's, and we proceeded to the ball together. + +The lady of the house, smiling upon all her guests, welcomed with +particular kindness her young friend from Rome. "Are you related to the +Miss Newcome, Lady Anne Newcome's daughter? Her cousin? She will be here +to-night." Very likely Lady Fareham did not see Clive wince and blush at +this announcement, her ladyship having to occupy herself with a thousand +other people. Clive found a dozen of his Roman friends in the room, +ladies young and middle-aged, plain and handsome, all glad to see his +kind face. The house was splendid; the ladies magnificently dressed; the +ball beautiful, though it appeared a little dull until that event took +place whereof we treated two pages back (in the allegory of Mr. Tomkins +and Miss Hopkins), and Lady Kew and her granddaughter made their +appearance. + +That old woman, who began to look more and more like the wicked fairy of +the stories, who is not invited to the Princess's Christening Feast, had +this advantage over her likeness, that she was invited everywhere; though +how she, at her age, could fly about to so many parties, unless she was a +fairy, no one could say. Behind the fairy, up the marble stairs, came the +most noble Farintosh, with that vacuous leer which distinguishes his +lordship. Ethel seemed to be carrying the stack of flowers which the +Marquis had sent to her. The noble Bustington (Viscount Bustington, I +need scarcely tell the reader, is the heir of the house of Podbury), the +Baronet of the North, the gallant Crackthorpe, the first men in town, in +a word, gathered round the young beauty, forming her court; and little +Dick Hitchin, who goes everywhere, you may be sure was near her with a +compliment and a smile. Ere this arrival, the twins had been giving +themselves great airs in the room--the poor twins! when Ethel appeared +they sank into shuddering insignificance, and had to put up with the +conversation and attentions of second-rate men, belonging to second-rate +clubs in heavy dragoon regiments. One of them actually walked with a +dancing barrister; but he was related to a duke, and it was expected the +Lord Chancellor would give him something very good. + +Before he saw Ethel, Clive vowed he was aware of her. Indeed, had not +Lady Fareham told him Miss Newcome was coming? Ethel, on the contrary, +not expecting him, or not having the prescience of love, exhibited signs +of surprise when she beheld him, her eyebrows arching, her eyes darting +looks of pleasure. When grandmamma happened to be in another room, she +beckoned Clive to her, dismissing Crackthorpe and Fobsby, Farintosh and +Bustington, the amorous youth who around her bowed, and summoning Mr. +Clive to an audience with the air of a young princess. + +And so she was a princess; and this the region of her special dominion. +The wittiest and handsomest, she deserved to reign in such a place, by +right of merit and by general election. Clive felt her superiority, and +his own shortcomings: he came up to her as to a superior person. Perhaps +she was not sorry to let him see how she ordered away grandees and +splendid Bustingtons, informing them, with a superb manner, that she +wished to speak to her cousin--that handsome young man with the light +moustache yonder. + +"Do you know many people? This is your first appearance in society? Shall +I introduce you to some nice girls to dance with?" What very pretty +buttons!" + +"Is that what you wanted to say?" asked Clive, rather bewildered. + +"What does one say at a ball? One talks conversation suited to the place. +If I were to say to Captain Crackthorpe, 'What pretty buttons!' he would +be delighted. But you--you have a soul above buttons, I suppose." + +"Being, as you say, a stranger in this sort of society, you see I am not +accustomed to--to the exceeding brilliancy of its conversation," said +Clive. + +"What! you want to go away, and we haven't seen each other for near a +year!" cries Ethel, in quite a natural voice. "Sir John Fobsby, I'm very +sorry--but do let me off this dance. I have just met my cousin, whom I +have not seen for a whole year, and I want to talk to him." + +"It was not my fault that you did not see me sooner. I wrote to you that +I only got your letter a month ago. You never answered the second I wrote +you from Rome. Your letter lay there at the post ever so long, and was +forwarded to me at Naples." + +"Where?" asked Ethel. + +"I saw Lord Kew there." Ethel was smiling with all her might, and kissing +her hand to the twins, who passed at that moment with their mamma. "Oh, +indeed, you saw--how do you do?--Lord Kew." + +"And, having seen him, I came over to England," said Clive. + +Ethel looked at him, gravely. "What am I to understand by that, Clive?-- +You came over because it was very hot at Naples, and because you wanted +to see your friends here, n'est-ce pas? How glad mamma was to see you! +You know she loves you as if you were her own son." + +"What, as much as that angel, Barnes!" cries Clive, bitterly; +"impossible." + +Ethel looked once more. Her present mood and desire was to treat Clive as +a chit, as a young fellow without consequence--a thirteenth younger +brother. But in his looks and behaviour there was that which seemed to +say not too many liberties were to be taken with him. + +"Why weren't you here a month sooner, and you might have seen the +marriage? It was a very pretty thing. Everybody was there. Clara, and so +did Barnes really, looked quite handsome." + +"It must have been beautiful," continued Clive; "quite a touching sight, +I am sure. Poor Charles Belsize could not be present because his brother +was dead; and----" + +"And what else, pray, Mr. Newcome!" cries Miss, in great wrath, her pink +nostrils beginning to quiver. "I did not think, really, that when we met +after so many months, I was to be insulted; yes, insulted, by the mention +of that name." + +"I most humbly ask pardon," said Clive, with a grave bow. "Heaven forbid +that I should wound your sensibility, Ethel! It is, as you say, my first +appearance in society. I talk about things or persons that I should not +mention. I should talk about buttons, should I? which you were good +enough to tell me was the proper subject of conversation. Mayn't I even +speak of connexions of the family? Mr. Belsize, through this marriage, +has the honour of being connected with you; and even I, in a remote +degree, may boast of a sort of an ever--so--distant cousinship with him. +What an honour for me!" + +"Pray, what is the meaning of all this?" cries Miss Ethel, surprised, and +perhaps alarmed. Indeed, Clive scarcely knew. He had been chafing all the +while he talked with her; smothering anger as he saw the young men round +about her; revolting against himself for the very humility of his +obedience, and angry at the eagerness and delight with which he had come +at her call. + +"The meaning is, Ethel"--he broke out, seizing the opportunity--"that +when a man comes a thousand miles to see you, and shake your hand, you +should give it him a little more cordially than you choose to do to me; +that when a kinsman knocks at your door, time after time, you should try +and admit him; and that when you meet him you should treat him like an +old friend not as you treated me when my Lady Kew vouchsafed to give me +admittance; not as you treat these fools that are fribbling round about +you," cries Mr. Clive, in a great rage, folding his arms, and glaring +round on a number of the most innocent young swells; and he continued +looking as if he would like to knock a dozen of their heads together. "Am +I keeping Miss Newcome's admirers from her?" + +"That is not for me to say," she said, quite gently. He was; but to see +him angry did not displease Miss Newcome. + +"That young man who came for you just now," Clive went on--"that Sir +John----" + +"Are you angry with me because I sent him away?" said Ethel, putting out +a hand. "Hark! there is the music. Take me in and waltz with me. Don't +you know it is not my door at which you knocked?" she said, looking up +into his face as simply and kindly as of old. She whirled round the +dancing-room with him in triumph, the other beauties dwindling before +her: she looked more and more beautiful with each rapid move of the +waltz, her colour heightening and her eyes seeming to brighten. Not till +the music stopped did she sink down on a seat, panting, and smiling +radiant--as many many hundred years ago I remember to have seen Taglioni +after a conquering pas seul. She nodded a "thank you" to Clive. It +seemed that there was a perfect reconciliation. Lady Kew came in just at +the end of the dance, scowling when she beheld Ethel's partner; but in +reply to her remonstrances, Ethel shrugged her fair shoulders, with a +look which seemed to say je le veux, gave an arm to her grandmother, an +walked off, saucily protecting her. + +Clive's friend had been looking on observingly and curiously as the scene +between them had taken place, and at the dance with which the +reconciliation had been celebrated. I must tell you that this arch young +creature had formed the object of my observation for some months past, +and that I watched her as I have watched a beautiful panther at the +Zoological Gardens, so bright of eye, so sleek of coat, so slim in form, +so sweet and agile in her spring. + +A more brilliant young coquette than Miss Newcome, in her second season, +these eyes never looked upon, that is the truth. In her first year, being +engaged to Lord Kew, she was perhaps a little more reserved and quiet. +Besides, her mother went out with her that first season, to whom Miss +Newcome except for a little occasional flightiness, was invariably +obedient and ready to come to call. But when Lady Kew appeared as her +duenna, the girl's delight seemed to be to plague the old lady, and she +would dance with the very youngest sons merey to put grandmamma in a +passion. In this way poor young Cubley (who has two hundred a year of +allowance, besides eighty, and an annual rise of five in the Treasury) +actually thought that Ethel was in love with him, and consulted with the +young men in his room in Downing Street, whether two hundred and eighty a +year, with five pound more next year, would be enough for them to keep +house on? Young Tandy of the Temple, Lord Skibbereen's younger son, who +sate in the House for some time on the Irish Catholic side, was also +deeply smitten, and many a night in our walks home from the parties at +the other end of the town, would entertain me with his admiration and +passion for her. + +"If you have such a passion for her, why not propose?" it was asked of +Mr. Tandy. + +"Propose! propose to a Russian Archduchess," cries young Tandy. "She's +beautiful, she's delightful, she's witty. I have never seen anything like +her eyes; they send me wild--wild," says Tandy--(slapping his waistcoat +under Temple Bar)--"but a more audacious little flirt never existed since +the days of Cleopatra." + +With this opinion likewise in my mind, I had been looking on during +Clive's proceedings with Miss Ethel--not, I say, without admiration of +the young lady who was leading him such a dance. The waltz over, I +congratulated him on his own performance. His Continental practice had +greatly improved him. "And as for your partner, it is delightful to see +her," I went on. "I always like to be by when Miss Newcome dances. I had +sooner see her than anybody since Taglioni. Look at her now, with her +neck up, and her little foot out, just as she is preparing to start! +Happy Lord Bustington!" + +"You are angry with her because she cut you," growls Clive. "You know you +said she cut you, or forgot you; and your vanity's wounded, that is why +you are so satirical." + +"How can Miss Newcome remember all the men who are presented to her?" +says the other. "Last year she talked to me because she wanted to know +about you. This year she doesn't talk: because I suppose she doesn't want +to know about you any more." + +"Hang it. Do--on't, Pen," cries Clive, as a schoolboy cries out to +another not to hit him. + +"She does not pretend to observe: and is in full conversation with the +amiable Bustington. Delicious interchange of noble thoughts! But she is +observing us talking, and knows that we are talking about her. If ever +you marry her, Clive, which is absurd, I shall lose you for a friend. You +will infallibly tell her what I think of her: and she will order you to +give me up." Clive had gone off in a brown study, as his interlocutor +continued. "Yes, she is a flirt. She can't help her nature. She tries to +vanquish every one who comes near her. She is a little out of breath from +waltzing, and so she pretends to be listening to poor Bustington, who is +out of breath too, but puffs out his best in order to make himself +agreeable, with what a pretty air she appears to listen! Her eyes +actually seem to brighten." + +"What?" says Clive, with a start. + +I could not comprehend the meaning of the start: nor did I care much to +know: supposing that the young man was waking up from some lover's +reverie: and the evening sped away, Clive not quitting the ball until +Miss Newcome and the Countess of Kew had departed. No further +communication appeared to take place between the cousins that evening. I +think it was Captain Crackthorpe who gave the young lady an arm into her +carriage; Sir John Fobsby having the happiness to conduct the old +Countess, and carrying the pink bag for the shawls, wrappers, etc., on +which her ladyship's coronet and initials are emblazoned. Clive may have +made a movement as if to step forward, but a single finger from Miss +Newcome warned him back. + +Clive and his two friends in Lamb Court had made an engagement for the +next Saturday to dine at Greenwich; but on the morning of that day there +came a note from him to say that he thought of going down to see his +aunt, Miss Honeyman, and begged to recall his promise to us. Saturday is +a holiday with gentlemen of our profession. We had invited F. Bayham, +Esquire, and promised ourselves a merry evening, and were unwilling to +baulk ourselves of the pleasure on account of the absence of our young +Roman. So we three went to London Bridge Station at an early hour, +proposing to breathe the fresh air of Greenwich Park before dinner. And, +at London Bridge, by the most singular coincidence, Lady Kew's carriage +drove up to the Brighton entrance, and Miss Ethel and her maid stepped +out of the brougham. + +When Miss Newcome and her maid entered the Brighton station, did Mr. +Clive, by another singular coincidence, happen also to be there? What +more natural and dutiful than that he should go and see his aunt, Miss +Honeyman? What more proper than that Miss Ethel should pass the Saturday +and Sunday with her sick father; and take a couple of wholesome nights' +rest after those five weary past evenings, for each of which we may +reckon a couple of soirees and a ball? And that relations should travel +together, the young lady being protected by her femme-de-chambre; that +surely, as every one must allow, was perfectly right and proper. + +That a biographer should profess to know everything which passes, even in +a confidential talk in a first-class carriage between two lovers, seems +perfectly absurd; not that grave historians do not pretend to the same +wonderful degree of knowledge--reporting meetings of the most occult of +conspirators; private interviews between monarchs and their ministers, +even the secret thoughts and motives of those personages, which possibly +the persons themselves did not know;--all for which the present writer +will pledge his known character for veracity is, that on a certain day +certain parties had a conversation, of which the upshot was so-and-so. He +guesses, of course, at a great deal of what took place; knowing the +characters, and being informed at some time of their meeting. You do not +suppose that I bribed the femme-de-chambre, or that those two City gents, +who sate in the same carriage with our young friends, and could not hear +a word they said, reported their talk to me? If Clive and Ethel had had a +coupe to themselves, I would yet boldly tell what took place, but the +coupe was taken by other three young City gents who smoked the whole way. + +"Well, then," the bonnet begins close up to the hat, "tell me, sir, is it +true that you were so very much epris of the Miss Freemans at Rome; and +that afterwards you were so wonderfully attentive to the third Miss +Baliol? Did you draw her portrait? You know you drew her portrait. You +painters always pretend to admire girls with auburn hair, because Titian +and Raphael painted it. Has the Fornarina red hair? Why, we are at +Croydon, I declare!" + +"The Fornarina"--the hat replies to the bonnet, "if that picture at the +Borghese Palace be an original, or a likeness of her--is not a +handsome woman, with vulgar eyes and mouth, and altogether a most +mahogany-coloured person. She is so plain, in fact, I think that very +likely it is the real woman; for it is with their own fancies that men +fall in love,--or rather every woman is handsome to the lover. You know +how old Helen must have been." + +"I don't know any such thing, or anything about her. Who was Helen?" asks +the bonnet; and indeed she did not know. + +"It's a long story, and such an old scandal now, that there is no use in +repeating it," says Clive. + +"You only talk about Helen because you wish to turn away the conversation +from Miss Freeman," cries the young lady--"from Miss Baliol, I mean." + +"We will talk about whichever you please. Which shall we begin to pull to +pieces?" says Clive. You see, to be in this carriage--to be actually with +her--to be looking into those wonderful lucid eyes--to see her sweet +mouth dimpling, and hear her sweet voice ringing with its delicious +laughter--to have that hour and a half his own, in spite of all the +world-dragons, grandmothers, convenances, the future--made the young +fellow so happy, filled his whole frame and spirit with a delight so +keen, that no wonder he was gay, and brisk, and lively. + +"And so you knew of my goings-on?" he asked. O me! they were at Reigate +by this time; there was Gatton Park flying before them on the wings of +the wind. + +"I know of a number of things," says the bonnet, nodding with ambrosial +curls. + +"And you would not answer the second letter I wrote to you? + +"We were in great perplexity. One cannot be always answering young +gentlemen's letters. I had considerable doubt about answering a note I +got from Charlotte Street, Fitzroy Square," says the lady's chapeau. "No, +Clive, we must not write to one another," she continued more gravely, "or +only very, very seldom. Nay, my meeting you here to-day is by the merest +chance, I am sure; for when I mentioned at Lady Fareham's the other +evening that I was going to see papa at Brighton to-day, I never for one +moment thought of seeing you in the train. But as you are here, it can't +be helped; and I may as well tell you that there are obstacles." + +"What, other obstacles?" Clive gasped out. + +"Nonsense--you silly boy! No other obstacles but those which always have +existed, and must. When we parted--that is, when you left us at Baden, +you knew it was for the best. You had your profession to follow, and +could not go on idling about--about a family of sick people and children. +Every man has his profession, and you yours, as you would have it. We are +so nearly allied that we may--we may like each other like brother and +sister almost. I don't know what Barnes would say if he heard me! +Wherever you and your father are, how can I ever think of you but--but +you know how? I always shall, always. There are certain feelings we have +which I hope never can change; though, if you please, about them I intend +never to speak any more. Neither you nor I can alter our conditions, but +must make the best of them. You shall be a fine clever painter; and I,-- +who knows what will happen to me? I know what is going to happen to-day; +I am going to see papa and mamma, and be as happy as I can till Monday +morning." + +"I know what I wish would happen now," said Clive,--they were going +screaming through a tunnel. + +"What?" said the bonnet in the darkness: and the engine was roaring so +loudly, that he was obliged to put his head quite close to say-- + +"I wish the tunnel would fall in and close upon us, or that we might +travel on for ever and ever." + +Here there was a great jar of the carriage, and the lady's-maid, and I +think Miss Ethel, gave a shriek. The lamp above was so dim that the +carriage was almost totally dark. No wonder the lady's-maid was +frightened! but the daylight came streaming in, and all poor Clive's +wishes of rolling and rolling on for ever were put an end to by the +implacable sun in a minute. + +Ah, why was it the quick train? Suppose it had been the parliamentary +train?--even that too would have come to an end. They came and said, +"Tickets, please," and Clive held out the three of their party--his, and +Ethel's, and her maid's. I think for such a ride as that he was right to +give up Greenwich. Mr. Kuhn was in waiting with a carriage for Miss +Ethel. She shook hands with Clive, returning his pressure. + +"I may come and see you?" he said. + +"You may come and see mamma--yes." + +"And where are you staying?" + +"Bless my soul--they were staying at Miss Honeyman's!" Clive burst into a +laugh. Why, he was going there too! Of course Aunt Honeyman had no room +for him, her house being quite full with the other Newcomes. + +It was a most curious coincidence their meeting; but altogether Lady Anne +thought it was best to say nothing about the circumstance to grandmamma. +I myself am puzzled to say which would have been the better course to +pursue under the circumstances; there were so many courses open. As they +had gone so far, should they go on farther together? Suppose they were +going to the same house at Brighton, oughtn't they to have gone in the +same carriage, with Kuhn and the maid of course? Suppose they met by +chance at the station, ought they to have travelled in separate +carriages? I ask any gentleman and father of a family, when he was +immensely smitten with his present wife, Mrs. Brown, if he had met her +travelling with her maid, in the mail, when there was a vacant place, +what would he himself have done? + + + + +CHAPTER XLII + +Injured Innocence + + +From Clive Newcome, Esq., to Lieut.-Col. Newcome, C.B. + +"Brighton, June 12, 18--. + +"My Dearest Father,--As the weather was growing very hot at Naples, and +you wished I should come to England to see Mr. Binnie, I came +accordingly, and have been here three weeks, and write to you from Aunt +Honeyman's parlour at Brighton, where you ate your last dinner before +embarking for India. I found your splendid remittance calling in Fog +Court, and have invested a part of the sum in a good horse to ride, upon +which I take my diversion with other young dandies in the Park. Florac is +in England, but he has no need of your kindness. Only think! he is Prince +de Moncontour now, the second title of the Duc d'Ivry's family; and M. le +Comte de Florac is Duc d'Ivry in consequence of the demise of t'other old +gentleman. I believe the late duke's wife shortened his life. Oh, what a +woman! She caused a duel between Lord Kew and a Frenchman, which has in +its turn occasioned all sorts of evil and division in families, as you +shall hear. + +"In the first place, in consequence of the duel and of incompatibility of +temper, the match between Kew and E. N. has been broken off. I met Lord +Kew at Naples with his mother and brother, nice quiet people as you would +like them. Kew's wound and subsequent illness have altered him a good +deal. He has become much more serious than he used to be; not ludicrously +so at all, but he says he thinks his past life has been useless and even +criminal, and he wishes to change it. He has sold his horses, and sown +his wild oats. He has turned quite a sober quiet gentleman. + +"At our meeting he told me of what had happened between him and Ethel, of +whom he spoke most kindly and generously, but avowing his opinion that +they never could have been happy in married life. And now I think my dear +old father will see that there may be another reason besides my desire to +see Mr. Binnie, which has brought me tumbling back to England again. If +need be to speak, I never shall have, I hope, any secrets from you. I +have not said much about one which has given me the deuce's disquiet for +ten months past, because there was no good in talking about it, or vexing +you needlessly with reports of my griefs and woes. + +"Well, when we were at Baden in September last, and E. and I wrote those +letters in common to you, I dare say you can fancy what my feelings might +have been towards such a beautiful young creature, who has a hundred +faults, for which I love her just as much as for the good that is in her. +I became dreadfully smitten indeed, and knowing that she was engaged to +Lord Kew, I did as you told me you did once when the enemy was too strong +for you--I ran away. I had a bad time of it for two or three months. At +Rome, however, I began to take matters more easily, my naturally fine +appetite returned, and at the end of the season I found myself uncommonly +happy in the society of the Miss Baliols and the Miss Freemans; but when +Kew told me at Naples of what had happened, there was straightway a fresh +eruption in my heart, and I was fool enough to come almost without sleep +to London in order to catch a glimpse of the bright eyes of E. N. + +"She is now in this very house upstairs with one aunt, whilst the other +lets lodgings to her. I have seen her but very seldom indeed since I came +to London, where Sir Brian and Lady Anne do not pass the season, and +Ethel goes about to a dozen parties every week with old Lady Kew, who +neither loves you nor me. Hearing E. say she was coming down to her +parents at Brighton, I made so bold as to waylay her at the train (though +I didn't tell her that I passed three hours in the waiting-room); and we +made the journey together, and she was very kind and beautiful; and +though I suppose I might just as well ask the Royal Princess to have me, +I can't help hoping and longing and hankering after her. And Aunt +Honeyman must have found out that I am fond of her, for the old lady has +received me with a scolding. Uncle Charles seems to be in very good +condition again. I saw him in full clerical feather--at Madame de +Moncontour's, a good-natured body who drops her h's, though Florac is not +aware of their absence. Pendennis and Warrington, I know, would send you +their regards. Pen is conceited, but much kinder in reality than he has +the air of being. Fred Bayham is doing well, and prospering in his +mysterious way. + +"Mr. Binnie is not looking at all well: and Mrs. Mack--well, as I know +you never attack a lady behind her lovely back, I won't say a word of +Mrs. Mack--but she has taken possession of Uncle James, and seems to me +to weigh upon him somehow. Rosey is as pretty and good-natured as ever, +and has learned two new songs; but you see, with my sentiments in another +quarter, I feel as it were guilty and awkward in company of Rosey and her +mamma. They have become the very greatest friends with Bryanstone Square, +and Mrs. Mack is always citing Aunt Hobson as the most superior of women, +in which opinion, I daresay, Aunt Hobson concurs. + +"Good-bye, my dearest father; my sheet is full; I wish I could put my arm +in yours and pace up and down the pier with you, and tell you more and +more. But you know enough now, and that I am your affectionate son +always, C. N." + +In fact, when Mr. Clive appeared at Steyne Gardens stepping out of the +fly, and handing Miss Ethel thence, Miss Honeyman of course was very glad +to see her nephew, and saluted him with a little embrace to show her +sense of pleasure at his visit. But the next day, being Sunday, when +Clive, with a most engaging smile on his countenance, walked over to +breakfast from his hotel, Miss Honeyman would scarcely speak to him +during the meal, looked out at him very haughtily from under her Sunday +cap, and received his stories about Italy with "Oh! ah! indeed!" in a +very unkind manner. And when breakfast was over, and she had done washing +her age chins, she fluttered up to Clive with such an agitation of +plumage, redness of craw, and anger of manner, as a maternal hen shows if +she has reason to think you menace her chickens. She fluttered up to +Clive, I say, and cried out, "Not in this house, Clive,--not in this +house, I beg you to understand that!" + +Clive, looking amazed, said, "Certainly not, ma'am; I never did do it in +the house, as I know you don't like it. I was going into the Square." The +young man meaning that he was about to smoke, and conjecturing that his +aunt's anger applied to that practice. + +"You know very well what I mean, sir! Don't try to turn me off in that +highty-tighty way. My dinner to-day is at half-past one. You can dine or +not as you like," and the old lady flounced out of the room. + +Poor Clive stood rolling his cigar in sad perplexity of spirit, until +Mrs. Honeyman's servant Hannah entered, who, for her part, grinned and +looked particularly sly. "In the name of goodness, Hannah, what is the +row about?" cries Mr. Clive. "What is my aunt scolding at? What are you +grinning at, you old Cheshire cat?" + +"Git long, Master Clive," says Hannah, patting the cloth. + +"Get along! why get along, and where am I to get along to?" + +"Did 'ee do ut really now, Master Clive?" cries Mrs. Honeyman's +attendant, grinning with the utmost good-humour. "Well, she be as pretty +a young lady as ever I saw; and as I told my missis, 'Miss Martha,' says +I, 'there's a pair on 'em.' Though missis was mortal angry to be sure. +She never could bear it." + +"Bear what? you old goose!" cries Clive, who by these playful names had +been wont to designate Hannah these twenty years past. + +"A young gentleman and a young lady a kissing of each other in the +railway coach," says Hannah, jerking up with her finger to the ceiling, +as much as to say, "There she is! Lar, she be a pretty young creature, +that she be! and so I told Miss Martha." Thus differently had the news +which had come to them on the previous night affected the old lady and +her maid. + +The news was, that Miss Newcome's maid (a giddy thing from the county, +who had not even learned as yet to hold her tongue) had announced with +giggling delight to Lady Anne's maid, who was taking tea with Mrs. Hicks, +that Mr. Clive had given Miss Ethel a kiss in the tunnel, and she +supposed it was a match. This intelligence Hannah Hicks took to her +mistress, of whose angry behaviour to Clive the next morning you may now +understand the cause. + +Clive did not know whether to laugh or to be in a rage. He swore that he +was as innocent of all intention of kissing Miss Ethel as of embracing +Queen Elizabeth. He was shocked to think of his cousin, walking above, +fancy-free in maiden meditation, whilst this conversation regarding her +was carried on below. How could he face her, or her mother, or even her +maid, now he had cognisance of this naughty calumny? "Of course Hannah +had contradicted it?" "Of course I have a done no such indeed," replied +Master Clive's old friend; "of course I have set 'em down a bit; for when +little Trimmer said it, and she supposed it was all settled between you, +seeing how it had been a going on in foreign parts last year, Mrs. +Pincott says, 'Hold your silly tongue, Trimmer,' she says; 'Miss Ethel +marry a painter, indeed, Trimmer!' says she, 'while she has refused to be +a Countess,' she says; 'and can be a Marchioness any day, and will be a +Marchioness. Marry a painter, indeed!' Mrs. Pincott says; 'Trimmer, I'm +surprised at your impidence.' So, my dear, I got angry at that," Clive's +champion continued, "and says I, if my young master ain't good enough for +any young lady in this world, says I, I'd like you to show her to me: and +if his dear father, the Colonel, says I, ain't as good as your old +gentleman upstairs, says I, who has gruel and dines upon doctor's stuff, +the Mrs. Pincott, says I, my name isn't what it is, says I. Those were my +very words, Master Clive, my dear; and then Mrs. Pincott says, Mrs. +Hicks, she says, you don't understand society, she says; you don't +understand society, he! he!" and the country lady, with considerable +humour, gave an imitation of the town lady's manner. + +At this juncture Miss Honeyman re-entered the parlour, arrayed in her +Sunday bonnet, her stiff and spotless collar, her Cashmere shawl, and +Agra brooch, and carrying her Bible and Prayer-Book each stitched in its +neat cover of brown silk. "Don't stay chattering here, you idle woman," +she cried to her attendant with extreme asperity. "And you, sir, if you +wish to smoke your cigar, you had best walk down to the cliff where the +Cockneys are!" she added, glowering at Clive. + +"Now I understand it all," Clive said, trying to deprecate her anger. "My +dear good aunt, it's a most absurd mistake; upon my honour, Miss Ethel is +as innocent as you are." + +"Innocent or not, this house is not intended for assignations, Clive! As +long as Sir Brian Newcome lodges here, you will be pleased to keep away +from it, sir; and though I don't approve of Sunday travelling, I think +the very best thing you can do is to put yourself in the train and go +back to London." + +And now, young people, who read my moral pages, you will see how highly +imprudent it is to sit with your cousins in railway carriages; and how, +though you may not mean the slightest harm in the world, a great deal may +be attributed to you; and how, when you think you are managing your +little absurd love-affairs ever so quietly, Jeames and Betsy in the +servants'-hall are very likely talking about them, and you are putting +yourself in the power of those menials. If the perusal of these lines has +rendered one single young couple uncomfortable, surely my amiable end is +answered, and I have written not altogether in vain. + +Clive was going away, innocent though he was, yet quivering under his +aunt's reproof, and so put out of countenance that he had not even +thought of lighting the great cigar which he stuck into his foolish +mouth; when a shout of "Clive! Clive!" from half a dozen little voices +roused him, and presently as many little Newcomes came toddling down the +stairs, and this one clung round his knees, and that at the skirts of his +coat, and another took his hand and said, he must come and walk with them +on the beach. + +So away went Clive to walk with his cousins, and then to see his old +friend Miss Cann, with whom and the elder children he walked to church, +and issuing thence greeted Lady Anne and Ethel (who had also attended the +service) in the most natural way in the world. + +While engaged in talking with these, Miss Honeyman came out of the sacred +edifice, crisp and stately in the famous Agra brooch and Cashmere shawls. +The good-natured Lady Anne had a smile and a kind word for her as for +everybody. Clive went up to his maternal aunt to offer his arm. "You must +give him up to us for dinner, Miss Honeyman, if you please to be so very +kind. He was so good-natured in escorting Ethel down," Lady Anne said. + +"Hm! my lady," says Miss Honeyman, perking her head up in her collar. +Clive did not know whether to laugh or not, but a fine blush illuminated +his countenance. As for Ethel, she was and looked perfectly unconscious. +So, rustling in her stiff black silk, Martha Honeyman walked with her +nephew silent by the shore of the much-sounding sea. The idea of +courtship, of osculatory processes, of marrying and giving in marriage, +made this elderly virgin chafe and fume, she never having, at any period +of her life, indulged in any such ideas or practices, and being angry +against them, as childless wives will sometimes be angry and testy +against matrons with their prattle about their nurseries. Now, Miss Cann +was a different sort of spinster, and loved a bit of sentiment with all +her heart from which I am led to conclude--but, pray, is this the history +of Miss Cann or of the Newcomes? + +All these Newcomes then entered into Miss Honeyman's house, where a +number of little knives and forks were laid for them. Ethel was cold and +thoughtful; Lady Anne was perfectly good-natured as her wont was. Sir +Brian came in on the arm of his valet presently, wearing that look of +extra neatness which invalids have, who have just been shaved and combed, +and made ready by their attendants to receive company. He was voluble: +though there was a perceptible change in his voice: he talked chiefly of +matters which had occurred forty years ago, and especially of Clive's own +father, when he was a boy, in a manner which interested the young man and +Ethel. "He threw me down in a chaise--sad chap--always reading Orme's +History of India--wanted marry Frenchwoman. He wondered Mrs. Newcome +didn't leave Tom anything--'pon my word, quite s'prise." The events of +to-day, the House of Commons, the City, had little interest for him. All +the children went up and shook him by the hand, with awe in their looks, +and he patted their yellow heads vacantly and kindly. He asked Clive +(several times) where he had been? and said he himself had had a slight +'tack--vay slight--was getting well ev'y day--strong as a horse--go back +to Parliament d'rectly. And then he became a little peevish with Parker, +his man, about his broth. The man retired, and came back presently, with +profound bows and gravity, to tell Sir Brian dinner was ready, and he +went away quite briskly at this news, giving a couple of fingers to Clive +before he disappeared into the upper apartments. Good-natured Lady Anne +was as easy about this as about the other events of this world. In later +days, with what a strange feeling we remember that last sight we have of +the old friend; that nod of farewell, and shake of the hand, that last +look of the face and figure as the door closes on him, or the coach +drives away! So the roast mutton was ready, and all the children dined +very heartily. + +The infantile meal had not been long concluded, when servants announced +"the Marquis of Farintosh;" and that nobleman made his appearance to pay +his respects to Miss Newcome and Lady Anne. He brought the very last news +of the very last party in London, where "Really, upon my honour, now, it +was quite a stupid party, because Miss Newcome wasn't there. It was now, +really." + +Miss Newcome remarked, "If he said so upon his honour, of course she was +satisfied." + +"As you weren't there," the young nobleman continued, "the Miss +Rackstraws came out quite strong; really they did now, upon my honour. It +was quite a quiet thing. Lady Merriborough hadn't even got a new gown on. +Lady Anne, you shirk London society this year, and we miss you: we +expected you to give us two or three things this season; we did now, +really. I said to Tufthunt, only yesterday, Why has not Lady Anne Newcome +given anything? You know Tufthunt? They say he's a clever fellow, and +that--but he's a low little beast, and I hate him." + +Lady Anne said, "Sir Brian's bad state of health prevented her from going +out this season, or receiving at home." + +"It don't prevent your mother from going out, though," continued my lord. +"Upon my honour, I think unless she got two or three things every night, +I think she'd die. Lady Kew's like one of those horses, you know, that +unless they go they drop." + +"Thank you for my mother," said Lady Anne. + +"She is, upon my honour. Last night I know she was at ever so many +places. She dined at the Bloxams', for I was there. Then she said she was +going to sit with old Mrs. Crackthorpe, who has broke her collar-bone +(that Crackthorpe in the Life Guards, her grandson, is a brute, and I +hope she won't leave him a shillin'); and then she came on to Lady +Hawkstone's, where I heard her say she had been at the--at the +Flowerdales', too. People begin to go to those Flowerdales'. Hanged--if I +know where they won't go next. Cotton-spinner, wasn't he?" + +"So were we, my lord," says Miss Newcome. + +"Oh, yes, I forgot! But you're of an old family--very old family." + +"We can't help it," said Miss Ethel, archly. Indeed, she thought she was. + +"Do you believe in the barber-surgeon?" asked Clive. And my lord looked +at him with a noble curiosity, as much as to say, "Who the deuce was the +barber-surgeon? and who the devil are you?" + +"Why should we disown our family?" Miss Ethel said, simply. "In those +early days I suppose people did--did all sorts of things, and it was not +considered at all out of the way to be surgeon to William the Conqueror." + +"Edward the Confessor," interposed Clive. "And it must be true, because I +have seen a picture of the barber-surgeon, a friend of mine, M'Collop, +did the picture, and I dare say it is for sale still" + +Lady Anne said "she should be delighted to see it." Lord Farintosh +remembered that the M'Collop had the moor next to his in Argyleshire, but +did not choose to commit himself with the stranger, and preferred looking +at his own handsome face and admiring it in the glass until the last +speaker had concluded his remarks. + +As Clive did not offer any further conversation, but went back to a +table, where he began to draw the barber-surgeon, Lord Farintosh resumed +the delightful talk. "What infernal bad glasses these are in these +Brighton lodging-houses! They make a man look quite green, really they +do--and there's nothing green in me, is there, Lady Anne?" + +"But you look very unwell, Lord Farintosh; indeed you do," Miss Newcome +said, gravely. "I think late hours, and smoking, and going to that horrid +Platt's, where I dare say you go----" + +"Go? Don't I? But don't call it horrid; really, now, don't call it +horrid!" cried the noble Marquis. + +"Well--something has made you look far from well. You know how very well +Lord Farintosh used to look, mamma--and to see him now, in only his +second season--oh, it is melancholy!" + +"God bless my soul, Miss Newcome! what do you mean? I think I look pretty +well," and the noble youth passed his hand through his hair. "It is a +hard life, I know; that tearin' about night after night, and sittin' up +till ever so much o'clock; and then all these races, you know, comin' one +after another--it's enough to knock up any fellow. I'll tell you what +I'll do, Miss Newcome. I'll go down to Codlington, to my mother; I will, +upon my honour, and lie quiet all July, and then I'll go to Scotland--and +you shall see whether I don't look better next season." + +"Do, Lord Farintosh!" said Ethel, greatly amused, as much, perhaps, at +the young Marquis as at her cousin Clive, who sat whilst the other was +speaking, fuming with rage, at his table. + +"What are you doing, Clive?" she asks. + +"I was trying to draw; Lord knows who--Lord Newcome, who was killed at +the battle of Bosworth," said the artist, and the girl ran to look at the +picture. + +"Why, you have made him like Punch!" cries the young lady. + +"It's a shame caricaturing one's own flesh and blood, isn't it?" asked +Clive, gravely. + +"What a droll, funny picture!" exclaims Lady Anne. "Isn't it capital, +Lord Farintosh?" + +"I dare say--I confess I don't understand that sort of thing," says his +lordship. "Don't, upon my honour. There's Odo Carton, always making those +caricatures--I don't understand 'em. You'll come up to town to-morrow, +won't you? And you're goin' to Lady Hm's, and to Hm and Hm's, ain't you?" +(The names of these aristocratic places of resort were quite inaudible.) +"You mustn't let Miss Blackcap have it all her own way, you know, that +you mustn't." + +"She won't have it all her own way," says Miss Ethel. "Lord Farintosh, +will you do me a favour? Lady Innishowan is your aunt?" + +"Of course she is my aunt." + +"Will you be so very good as to get a card for her party on Tuesday, for +my cousin, Mr. Clive Newcome? Clive, please be introduced to the Marquis +of Farintosh." + +The young Marquis perfectly well recollected those mustachios and their +wearer on a former night, though he had not thought fit to make any sign +of recognition. "Anything you wish, Miss Newcome," he said; "delighted, +I'm sure;" and turning to Clive--In the army, I suppose?" + +"I am an artist," says Clive, turning very red. + +"Oh, really, I didn't know!" cries the nobleman; and my lord bursting out +laughing presently as he was engaged in conversation with Miss Ethel on +the balcony, Clive thought, very likely with justice, "He is making fun +of my mustachios. Confound him! I should like to pitch him over into the +street." But this was only a kind wish on Mr. Newcome's part; not +followed out by any immediate fulfilment. + +As the Marquis of Farintosh seemed inclined to prolong his visit, and his +company was exceedingly disagreeable to Clive, the latter took his +departure for an afternoon walk, consoled to think that he should have +Ethel to himself at the evening's dinner, when Lady Anne would be +occupied about Sir Brian, and would be sure to be putting the children to +bed, and, in a word, would give him a quarter of an hour of delightful +tete-a-tete with the beautiful Ethel. + +Clive's disgust was considerable when he came to dinner at length, and +found Lord Farintosh, likewise invited, and sprawling in the +drawing-room. His hopes of a tete-a-tete were over. Ethel and Lady Anne +and my lord talked, as all people will, about their mutual acquaintance: +what parties were coming off, who was going to marry whom, and so forth. +And as the persons about whom they conversed were in their own station of +life, and belonged to the fashionable world, of which Clive had but a +slight knowledge, he chose to fancy that his cousin was giving herself +airs, and to feel sulky and uneasy during their dialogue. + +Miss Newcome had faults of her own, and was worldly enough as perhaps the +reader has begun to perceive; but in this instance no harm, sure, was to +be attributed to her. If two gossips in Aunt Honeyman's parlour had +talked over the affairs of Mr. Jones and Mr. Brown, Clive would not have +been angry; but a young man of spirit not unfrequently mistakes his +vanity for independence: and it is certain that nothing is more offensive +to us of the middle class than to hear the names of great folks +constantly introduced into conversation. + +So Clive was silent and ate no dinner, to the alarm of Martha, who had +put him to bed many a time, and always had a maternal eye over him. When +he actually refused currant and raspberry tart, and custard, the chef +d'oeuvre of Miss Honeyman, for which she had seen him absolutely cry in +his childhood, the good Martha was alarmed. + +"Law, Master Clive!" she said, "do 'ee eat some. Missis made it, you know +she did;" and she insisted on bringing back the tart to him. + +Lady Anne and Ethel laughed at this eagerness on the worthy old woman's +part. "Do 'ee eat some, Clive," says Ethel, imitating honest Mrs. Hicks, +who had left the room. + +"It's doosid good," remarked Lord Farintosh. + +"Then do 'ee eat some more," said Miss Newcome: on which the young +nobleman, holding out his plate, observed with much affability, that the +cook of the lodgings was really a stunner for tarts. + +"The cook! dear me, it's not the cook!" cries Miss Ethel. "Don't you +remember the princess in the Arabian Nights, who was such a stunner for +tarts, Lord Farintosh?" + +Lord Farintosh couldn't say that he did. + +"Well, I thought not; but there was a princess in Arabia or China, or +somewhere, who made such delicious tarts and custards that nobody's could +compare with them; and there is an old lady in Brighton who has the same +wonderful talent. She is the mistress of this house." + +"And she is my aunt, at your lordship's service," said Mr. Clive, with +great dignity. + +"Upon my honour! did you make 'em, Lady Anne?" asked my lord. + +"The Queen of Hearts made tarts!" cried out Miss Newcome, rather eagerly, +and blushing somewhat. + +"My good old aunt, Miss Honeyman, made this one," Clive would go on to +say. + +"Mr. Honeyman's sister, the preacher, you know, where we go on Sunday," +Miss Ethel interposed. + +"The Honeyman pedigree is not a matter of very great importance," Lady +Anne remarked gently. "Kuhn, will you have the goodness to take away +these things? When did you hear of Colonel Newcome, Clive?" + +An air of deep bewilderment and perplexity had spread over Lord +Farintosh's fine countenance whilst this talk about pastry had been going +on. The Arabian Princess, the Queen of Hearts making tarts, Miss +Honeyman? Who the deuce were all these? Such may have been his lordship's +doubts and queries. Whatever his cogitations were he did not give +utterance to them, but remained in silence for some time, as did the rest +of the little party. Clive tried to think he had asserted his +independence by showing that he was not ashamed of his old aunt; but the +doubt may be whether there was any necessity for presenting her in this +company, and whether Mr. Clive had not much better have left the tart +question alone. + +Ethel evidently thought so: for she talked and rattled in the most lively +manner with Lord Farintosh for the rest of the evening, and scarcely +chose to say a word to her cousin. Lady Anne was absent with Sir Brian +and her children for the most part of the time: and thus Clive had the +pleasure of listening to Miss Newcome uttering all sorts of odd little +paradoxes, firing the while sly shots at Mr. Clive, and, indeed, making +fun of his friends, exhibiting herself in not the most agreeable light. +Her talk only served the more to bewilder Lord Farintosh, who did not +understand a tithe of her allusions: for Heaven, which had endowed the +young Marquis with personal charms, a large estate, an ancient title and +the pride belonging to it, had not supplied his lordship with a great +quantity of brains, or a very feeling heart. + +Lady Anne came back from the upper regions presently, with rather a grave +face, and saying that Sir Brian was not so well this evening, upon which +the young men rose to depart. My lord said he had "a most delightful +dinner and a most delightful tart, 'pon his honour," and was the only one +of the little company who laughed at his own remark. Miss Ethel's eyes +flashed scorn at Mr. Clive when that unfortunate subject was introduced +again. + +My lord was going back to London to-morrow. Was Miss Newcome going back? +Wouldn't he like to go back in the train with her!--another unlucky +observation. Lady Anne said, "it would depend on the state of Sir Brian's +health the next morning whether Ethel would return; and both of you +gentlemen are too young to be her escort," added the kind lady. Then she +shook hands with Clive, as thinking she had said something too for him. + +Farintosh in the meantime was taking leave of Miss Newcome. "Pray, pray," +said his lordship, "don't throw me over at Lady Innishowan's. You know I +hate balls and never go to 'em, except when you go. I hate dancing, I do, +'pon my honour." + +"Thank you," said Miss Newcome, with a curtsey. + +"Except with one person--only one person, upon my honour. I'll remember +and get the invitation for your friend. And if you would but try that +mare, I give you my honour I bred her at Codlington. She's a beauty to +look at, and as quiet as a lamb." + +"I don't want a horse like a lamb," replied the young lady. + +"Well--she'll go like blazes now: and over timber she's splendid now. She +is, upon my honour." + +"When I come to London perhaps you may trot her out," said Miss Ethel, +giving him her hand and a fine smile. + +Clive came up biting his lips. "I suppose you don't condescend to ride +Bhurtpore any more now?" he said. + +"Poor old Bhurtpore! The children ride him now," said Miss Ethel--giving +Clive at the same time a dangerous look of her eyes, as though to see if +her shot had hit. Then she added, "No--he has not been brought up to town +this year: he is at Newcome, and I like him very much." Perhaps she +thought the shot had struck too deep. + +But if Clive was hurt he did not show his wound. "You have had him these +four years--yes, it's four years since my father broke him for you. And +you still continue to like him? What a miracle of constancy! You use him +sometimes in the country--when you have no better horse--what a +compliment to Bhurtpore!" + +"Nonsense!" Miss Ethel here made Clive a sign in her most imperious +manner to stay a moment when Lord Farintosh had departed. + +But he did not choose to obey this order. "Good night," he said. "Before +I go I must shake hands with my aunt downstairs." And he was gone, +following close upon Lord Farintosh, who I dare say thought, "Why the +deuce can't he shake hands with his aunt up here?" and when Clive entered +Miss Honeyman's back-parlour, making a bow to the young nobleman, my lord +went away more perplexed than ever: and the next day told friends at +White's what uncommonly queer people those Newcomes were. "I give you my +honour there was a fellow at Lady Anne's whom they call Clive, who is a +painter by trade--his uncle is a preacher--his father is a horse-dealer, +and his aunt lets lodgings and cooks the dinner." + + + + +CHAPTER XLIII + +Returns to some Old Friends + + +The haggard youth burst into my chambers, in the Temple, on the very next +morning, and confided to me the story which has been just here narrated. +When he had concluded it, with many ejaculations regarding the heroine of +the tale, "I saw her, sir," he added, "walking with the children and Miss +Cann as I drove round in the fly to the station--and didn't even bow to +her." + +"Why did you go round by the cliff?" asked Clive's friend. + +"That is not the way from the Steyne Arms to the railroad." + +"Hang it," says Clive, turning very red, "I wanted to pass just under her +windows, and if I saw her, not to see her: and that's what I did." + +"Why did she walk on the cliff?" mused Clive's friend, "at that early +hour? Not to meet Lord Farintosh, I should think, he never gets up before +twelve. It must have been to see you. Didn't you tell her you were going +away in the morning?" + +"I tell you what she does with me," continues Mr. Clive. "Sometimes she +seems to like me, and then she leaves me. Sometimes she is quite kind-- +kind she always is--I mean, you know, Pen--you know what I mean; and then +up comes the old Countess, or a young Marquis, or some fellow with a +handle to his name, and she whistles me off till the next convenient +opportunity." + +"Women are like that, my ingenuous youth," says Clive's counsellor. + +"I won't stand it. I won't be made a fool of!" he continues. "She seems +to expect everybody to bow to her, and moves through the world with her +imperious airs. Oh, how confoundedly handsome she is with them! I tell +you what. I feel inclined to tumble down and feel one of her pretty +little feet on my neck and say, There! Trample my life out. Make a slave +of me. Let me get a silver collar and mark 'Ethel' on it, and go through +the world with my badge." + +"And a blue ribbon for a footman to hold you by; and a muzzle to wear in +the dog-days. Bow! wow!" says Mr. Pendennis. + +(At this noise Mr. Warrington puts his head in from the neighbouring +bedchamber, and shows a beard just lathered for shaving. "We are talking +sentiment! Go back till you are wanted!" says Mr. Pendennis. Exit he of +the soap-suds.) + +"Don't make fun of a fellow," Clive continues, laughing ruefully. "You +see I must talk about it to somebody. I shall die if I don't. Sometimes, +sir, I rise up in my might and I defy her lightning. The sarcastic dodge +is the best: I have borrowed that from you Pen, old boy. That puzzles +her: that would beat her if I could but go on with it. But there comes a +tone of her sweet voice, a look out of those killing grey eyes, and all +my frame is in a thrill and a tremble. When she was engaged to Lord Kew I +did battle with the confounded passion--and I ran away from it like an +honest man, and the gods rewarded me with ease of mind after a while. But +now the thing rages worse than ever. Last night, I give you my honour, I +heard every one of the confounded hurs toll, except the last, when I was +dreaming of my father, and the chambermaid woke me with a hot water jug." + +"Did she scald you? What a cruel chambermaid! I see you have shaven the +mustachios off." + +"Farintosh asked me whether I was going in the army," said Clive, "and +she laughed. I thought I had best dock them. Oh, I would like to cut my +head off as well as my hair!" + +"Have you ever asked her to marry you?" asked Clive's friend. + +"I have seen her but five times since my return from abroad," the lad +went on; "there has been always somebody by. Who am I? a painter with +five hundred a year for an allowance. Isn't she used to walk up on velvet +and dine upon silver; and hasn't she got marquises and barons, and all +sorts of swells, in her train? I daren't ask her----" + +Here his friend hummed Montrose's lines--"He either fears his fate too +much, or his desert is small, who dares not put it to the touch, and win +or lose it all." + +"I own I dare not ask her. If she were to refuse me, I know I should +never ask again. This isn't the moment, when all Swelldom is at her feet, +for me to come forward and say, 'Maiden, I have watched thee daily, and I +think thou lovest me well.' I read that ballad to her at Baden, sir. I +drew a picture of the Lord of Burleigh wooing the maiden, and asked what +she would have done?" + +"Oh, you did? I thought, when we were at Baden, we were so modest that we +did not even whisper our condition?" + +"A fellow can't help letting it be seen and hinting it," says Clive, with +another blush. "They can read it in our looks fast enough; and what is +going on in our minds, hang them! I recollect she said, in her grave, +cool way, that after all the Lord and Lady of Burleigh did not seem to +have made a very good marriage, and that the lady would have been much +happier in marrying one of her own degree." + +"That was a very prudent saying for a young lady of eighteen," remarks +Clive's friend. + +"Yes; but it was not an unkind one. Say Ethel thought--thought what was +the case; and being engaged herself, and knowing how friends of mine had +provided a very pretty little partner for me--she is a dear, good little +girl, little Rosey; and twice as good, Pen, when her mother is away-- +knowing this and that, I say, suppose Ethel wanted to give me a hint to +keep quiet, was she not right in the counsel she gave me? She is not fit +to be a poor man's wife. Fancy Ethel Newcome going into the kitchen and +making pies like Aunt Honeyman!" + +"The Circassian beauties don't sell under so many thousand purses," +remarked Mr. Pendennis. "If there's a beauty in a well-regulated Georgian +family, they fatten her; they feed her with the best Racahout des Arabes. +They give her silk robes, and perfumed baths; have her taught to play on +the dulcimer and dance and sing; and when she is quite perfect, send her +down to Constantinople for the Sultan's inspection. The rest of the +family think never of grumbling, but eat coarse meat, bathe in the river, +wear old clothes, and praise Allah for their sister's elevation. Bah! Do +you suppose the Turkish system doesn't obtain all over the world? My poor +Clive, this article in the Mayfair Market is beyond your worship's price. +Some things in this world are made for our betters, young man. Let Dives +say grace for his dinner, and the dogs and Lazarus be thankful for the +crumbs. Here comes Warrington, shaven and smart as if he was going out +a-courting." + +Thus it will be seen, that in his communication with certain friends who +approached nearer to his own time of life, Clive was much more eloquent +and rhapsodical than in the letter which he wrote to his father, +regarding his passion for Miss Ethel. He celebrated her with pencil and +pen. He was for ever drawing the outline of her head, the solemn eyebrow, +the nose (that wondrous little nose), descending from the straight +forehead, the short upper lip, and chin sweeping in a full curve to the +neck, etc. etc. A frequenter of his studio might see a whole gallery of +Ethels there represented: when Mrs. Mackenzie visited that place, and +remarked one face and figure repeated on a hundred canvases and papers, +grey, white, and brown, I believe she was told that the original was a +famous Roman model, from whom Clive had studied a great deal during his +residence in Italy; on which Mrs. Mack gave it as her opinion that Clive +was a sad wicked young fellow. The widow thought rather the better of him +for being a sad wicked young fellow; and as for Miss Rosey, she, was of +course of mamma's way of thinking. Rosey went through the world +constantly smiling at whatever occurred. She was good-humoured through +the dreariest long evenings at the most stupid parties; sate +good-humouredly for hours at Shoolbred's whilst mamma was making +purchases; heard good-humouredly those old old stories of her mother's +day after day; bore an hour's joking or an hour's scolding with equal +good-humour; and whatever had been the occurrences of her simple day, +whether there was sunshine or cloudy weather, or flashes of lightning and +bursts of rain, I fancy Miss Mackenzie slept after them quite +undisturbedly, and was sure to greet the morrow's dawn with a smile. + +Had Clive become more knowing in his travels, had Love or Experience +opened his eyes, that they looked so differently now upon objects which +before used well enough to please them? It is a fact that, until he went +abroad, he thought widow Mackenzie a dashing, lively, agreeable woman: he +used to receive her stories about Cheltenham, the colonies, the balls at +Government House, the observations which the bishop made, and the +peculiar attention of the Chief Justice to Mrs. Major M'Shane, with the +Major's uneasy behaviour--all these to hear at one time did Clive not +ungraciously incline. "Our friend, Mrs. Mack," the good old Colonel used +to say, "is a clever woman of the world, and has seen a great deal of +company." That story of Sir Thomas Sadman dropping a pocket-handkerchief +in his court at Colombo, which the Queen's Advocate O'Goggarty picked up, +and on which Laura MacS. was embroidered, whilst the Major was absolutely +in the witness-box giving evidence against a native servant who had +stolen one of his cocked-hats--that story always made good Thomas Newcome +laugh, and Clive used to enjoy it too, and the widow's mischievous fun in +narrating it; and now, behold, one day when Mrs. Mackenzie recounted the +anecdote in her best manner to Messrs. Pendennis and Warrington, and +Frederick Bayham, who had been invited to meet Mr. Clive in Fitzroy +Square--when Mr. Binnie chuckled, when Rosey, as in duty bound, looked +discomposed and said, "Law, mamma!"--not one sign of good-humour, not one +ghost of a smile, made its apparition on Clive's dreary face. He painted +imaginary portraits with a strawberry stalk; he looked into his +water-glass as though he would plunge and drown there; and Bayham had to +remind him that the claret jug was anxious to have another embrace from +its constant friend, F. B. When Mrs. Mack went away distributing smiles, +Clive groaned out, "Good heavens! how that story does bore me!" and +lapsed into his former moodiness, not giving so much as a glance to +Rosey, whose sweet face looked at him kindly for a moment, as she +followed in the wake of her mamma. + +"The mother's the woman for my money," I heard F. B. whisper to +Warrington. "Splendid figure-head, sir--magnificent build, sir, from bows +to stern--I like 'em of that sort. Thank you, Mr. Binnie, I will take a +back-hander, as Clive don't seem to drink. The youth, sir, has grown +melancholy with his travels; I'm inclined to think some noble Roman has +stolen the young man's heart. Why did you not send us over a picture of +the charmer, Clive? Young Ridley, Mr. Binnie, you will be happy to hear, +is bidding fair to take a distinguished place in the world of arts. His +picture has been greatly admired; and my good friend Mrs. Ridley tells me +that Lord Todmorden has sent him over an order to paint him a couple of +pictures at a hundred guineas apiece." + +"I should think so. J. J.'s pictures will be worth five times a hundred +guineas ere five years are over," says Clive. + +"In that case it wouldn't be a bad speculation for our friend Sherrick," +remarked F. B., "to purchase a few of the young man's works. I would, +only I haven't the capital to spare. Mine has been vested in an Odessa +venture, sir, in a large amount of wild oats, which up to the present +moment make me no return. But it will always be a consolation to me to +think that I have been the means--the humble means--of furthering that +deserving young man's prospects in life." + +"You, F. B.! and how?" we asked. + +"By certain humble contributions of mine to the press," answered Bayham, +majestically. "Mr. Warrington, the claret happens to stand with you; and +exercise does it good, sir. Yes, the articles, trifling as they may +appear, have attracted notice," continued F. B., sipping his wine with +great gusto. "They are noticed, Pendennis, give me leave to say, by +parties who don't value so much the literary or even the political part +of the Pall Mall Gazette, though both, I am told by those who read them, +are conducted with considerable--consummate ability. John Ridley sent a +hundred pounds over to his father, the other day, who funded it in his +son's name. And Ridley told the story to Lord Todmorden, when the +venerable nobleman congratulated him on having such a child. I wish F. B. +had one of the same sort, sir." In which sweet prayer we all of us joined +with a laugh. + +One of us had told Mrs. Mackenzie (let the criminal blush to own that +quizzing his fellow-creatures used at one time to form part of his +youthful amusement) that F. B. was the son of a gentleman of most ancient +family and vast landed possessions, and as Bayham was particularly +attentive to the widow, and grandiloquent in his remarks, she was greatly +pleased by his politeness, and pronounced him a most distinque man-- +reminding her, indeed, of General Hopkirk, who commanded in Canada. And +she bade Rosey sing for Mr. Bayham, who was in a rapture at the young +lady's performances, and said no wonder such an accomplished daughter +came from such a mother, though how such a mother could have a daughter +of such an age he, F. B., was at a loss to understand. Oh, sir! Mrs. +Mackenzie was charmed and overcome at this novel compliment. Meanwhile +the little artless Rosey warbled on her pretty ditties. + +"It is a wonder," growled out Mr. Warrington, "that that sweet girl can +belong to such a woman. I don't understand much about women, but that one +appears to me to be--hum!" + +"What, George?" asked Warrington's friend. + +"Well, an ogling, leering, scheming, artful old campaigner," grumbled the +misogynist. "As for the little girl, I should like to have her to sing to +me all night long. Depend upon it she would make a much better wife for +Clive than that fashionable cousin of his he is hankering after. I heard +him bellowing about her the other day in chambers, as I was dressing. +What the deuce does the boy want with a wife at all?" And Rosey's song +being by this time finished, Warrington went up with a blushing face and +absolutely paid a compliment to Miss Mackenzie--an almost unheard-of +effort on George's part. + +"I wonder whether it is every young fellow's lot," quoth George, as we +trudged home together, "to pawn his heart away to some girl that's not +worth the winning? Psha! it's all mad rubbish this sentiment. The women +ought not to be allowed to interfere with us: married if a man must be, a +suitable wife should be portioned out to him, and there an end of it. Why +doesn't the young man marry this girl, and get back to his business and +paint his pictures? Because his father wishes it--and the old Nabob +yonder, who seems a kindly-disposed, easy-going, old heathen philosopher. +Here's a pretty little girl: money I suppose in sufficiency--everything +satisfactory, except, I grant you, the campaigner. The lad might daub his +canvases, christen a child a year, and be as happy as any young donkey +that browses on this common of ours--but he must go and heehaw after a +zebra forsooth! a lusus naturae is she! I never spoke to a woman of +fashion, thank my stars--I don't know the nature of the beast; and since +I went to our race-balls, as a boy, scarcely ever saw one; as I don't +frequent operas and parties in London like you young flunkeys of the +aristocracy. I heard you talking about this one; I couldn't help it, as +my door was open and the young one was shouting like a madman. What! does +he choose to hang on on sufferance and hope to be taken, provided Miss +can get no better? Do you mean to say that is the genteel custom, and +that women in your confounded society do such things every day? Rather +than have such a creature I would take a savage woman, who should nurse +my dusky brood; and rather than have a daughter brought up to the trade I +would bring her down from the woods and sell her in Virginia." With which +burst of indignation our friend's anger ended for that night. + +Though Mr. Clive had the felicity to meet his cousin Ethel at a party or +two in the ensuing weeks of the season, every time he perused the +features of Lady Kew's brass knocker in Queen Street, no result came of +the visit. At one of their meetings in the world Ethel fairly told him +that her grandmother would not receive him. "You know, Clive, I can't +help myself: nor would it be proper to make you signs out of the window. +But you must call for all that: grandmamma may become more good-humoured: +or if you don't come she may suspect I told you not to come: and to +battle with her day after day is no pleasure, sir, I assure you. Here is +Lord Farintosh coming to take me to dance. You must not speak to me all +the evening, mind that, sir," and away goes the young lady in a waltz +with the Marquis. + +On the same evening--as he was biting his nails, or cursing his fate, or +wishing to invite Lord Farintosh into the neighbouring garden of Berkeley +Square, whence the policeman might carry to the station-house the corpse +of the survivor,--Lady Kew would bow to him with perfect graciousness; on +other nights her ladyship would pass and no more recognise him than the +servant who opened the door. + +If she was not to see him at her grandmother's house, and was not +particularly unhappy at his exclusion, why did Miss Newcome encourage Mr. +Clive so that he should try and see her? If Clive could not get into the +little house in Queen Street, why was Lord Farintosh's enormous cab-horse +looking daily into the first-floor windows of that street? Why were +little quiet dinners made for him, before the opera, before going to the +play, upon a half-dozen occasions, when some of the old old Kew port was +brought out of the cellar, where cobwebs had gathered round it ere +Farintosh was born? The dining-room was so tiny that not more than five +people could sit at the little round table: that is, not more than Lady +Kew and her granddaughter, Miss Crochet, the late vicar's daughter, at +Kewbury, one of the Miss Toadins, and Captain Walleye, or Tommy Henchman, +Farintosh's kinsman, and admirer, who were of no consequence, or old Fred +Tiddler, whose wife was an invalid, and who was always ready at a +moment's notice? Crackthorpe once went to one of these dinners, but that +young soldier being a frank and high-spirited youth, abused the +entertainment and declined more of them. "I tell you what I was wanted +for," the Captain told his mess and Clive at the Regent's Park barracks +afterwards, "I was expected to go as Farintosh's Groom of the Stole, +don't you know, to stand, or if I could sit, in the back seat of the box, +whilst his Royal Highness made talk with the Beauty; to go out and fetch +the carriage, and walk downstairs with that d----- crooked old dowager, +that looks as if she usually rode on a broomstick, by Jove, or else with +that bony old painted sheep-faced companion, who's raddled like an old +bell-wether. I think, Newcome, you seem rather hit by the Belle Cousine-- +so was I last season; so were ever so many of the fellows. By Jove, sir! +there's nothing I know more comfortable or inspiritin' than a younger +son's position, when a marquis cuts in with fifteen thousand a year! We +fancy we've been making running, and suddenly we find ourselves nowhere. +Miss Mary, or Miss Lucy, or Miss Ethel, saving your presence, will no +more look at us, than my dog will look at a bit of bread, when I offer +her this cutlet. Will you--old woman! no, you old slut, that you won't!" +(to Mag, an Isle of Skye terrier, who, in fact, prefers the cutlet, +having snuffed disdainfully at the bread)--"that you won't, no more than +any of your sex. Why, do you suppose, if Jack's eldest brother had been +dead--Barebones Belsize they used to call him (I don't believe he was a +bad fellow, though he was fond of psalm-singing)--do you suppose that +Lady Clara would have looked at that cock-tail Barney Newcome? Beg your +pardon, if he's your cousin--but a more odious little snob I never saw." + +"I give you up Barnes," said Clive, laughing; "anybody may shy at him and +I shan't interfere." + +"I understand, but at nobody else of the family. Well, what I mean is, +that that old woman is enough to spoil any young girl she takes in hand. +She dries 'em up, and poisons 'em, sir; and I was never more glad than +when I heard that Kew had got out of her old clutches. Frank is a fellow +that will always be led by some woman or another; and I'm only glad it +should be a good one. They say his mother's serious, and that; but why +shouldn't she bet?" continues honest Crackthorpe, puffing his cigar with +great energy. "They say the old dowager doesn't believe in God nor devil: +but that she's in such a funk to be left in the dark that she howls, and +raises the doose's own delight if her candle goes out. Toppleton slept +next room to her at Groningham, and heard her; didn't you, Top?" + +"Heard her howling like an old cat on the tiles," says Toppleton,-- +"thought she was at first. My man told me that she used to fling all +sorts of things--boot-jacks and things, give you my honour--at her maid, +and that the woman was all over black and blue." + +"Capital head that is Newcome has done of Jack Belsize!" says +Crackthorpe, from out of his cigar. + +"And Kew's too--famous likeness! I say, Newcome, if you have 'em printed +the whole brigade'll subscribe. Make your fortune, see if you won't," +cries Toppleton. + +"He's such a heavy swell, he don't want to make his fortune," ejaculates +Butts. + +"Butts, old boy, he'll paint you for nothing, and send you to the +Exhibition, where some widow will fall in love with you, and you shall be +put as frontispiece for the 'Book of Beauty,' by Jove," cries another +military satirist--to whom Butts: + +"You hold your tongue, you old Saracen's Head; they're going to have you +done on the bear's-grease pots. I say, I suppose Jack's all right now. +When did he write to you last, Cracky?" + +"He wrote from Palermo--a most jolly letter from him and Kew. He hasn't +touched a card for nine months; is going to give up play. So is Frank, +too, grown quite a good boy. So will you, too, Butts, you old miscreant, +repent of your sins, pay your debts, and do something handsome for that +poor deluded milliner in Albany Street. Jack says Kew's mother has +written over to Lord Highgate a beautiful letter--and the old boy's +relenting, and they'll come together again--Jack's eldest son now, you +know. Bore for Lady Susan only having girls." + +"Not a bore for Jack, though," cries another. And what a good fellow Jack +was; and what a trump Kew is; how famously he stuck by him: went to see +him in prison and paid him out! and what good fellows we all are, in +general, became the subject of the conversation, the latter part of which +took place in the smoking-room of the Regent's Park Barracks, then +occupied by that regiment of Life Guards of which Lord Kew and Mr. +Belsize had been members. Both were still fondly remembered by their +companions; and it was because Belsize had spoken very warmly of Clive's +friendliness to him that Jack's friend the gallant Crackthorpe had been +interested in our hero, and found an opportunity of making his +acquaintance. + +With these frank and pleasant young men Clive soon formed a considerable +intimacy: and if any of his older and peaceful friends chanced to take +their afternoon airing in the Park, and survey the horsemen there, we +might have the pleasure of beholding Mr. Newcome in Rotten Row, riding +side by side with other dandies who had mustachios blonde or jet, who +wore flowers in their buttons (themselves being flowers of spring), who +rode magnificent thoroughbred horses, scarcely touching their stirrups +with the tips of their varnished boots, and who kissed the most beautiful +primrose-coloured kid gloves to lovely ladies passing them in the Ride. +Clive drew portraits of half the officers of the Life Guards Green; and +was appointed painter in ordinary to that distinguished corps. His +likeness of the Colonel would make you die with laughing: his picture of +the Surgeon was voted a masterpiece. He drew the men in the saddle, in +the stable, in their flannel dresses, sweeping their flashing swords +about, receiving lancers, repelling infantry,--nay, cutting--a sheep in +two, as some of the warriors are known to be able to do at one stroke. +Detachments of Life Guardsmen made their appearance in Charlotte Street, +which was not very distant from their barracks; the most splendid cabs +were seen prancing before his door; and curly-whiskered youths, of +aristocratic appearance, smoking cigars out of his painting-room window. +How many times did Clive's next-door neighbour, little Mr Finch, the +miniature-painter, run to peep through his parlour blinds, hoping that a +sitter was coming, and "a carriage-party" driving up! What wrath Mr. +Scowler, A.R.A., was in, because a young hop-o'-my-thumb dandy, who wore +gold chains and his collars turned down, should spoil the trade and draw +portraits for nothing! Why did none of the young men come to Scowler? +Scowler was obliged to own that Mr. Newcome had considerable talent, and +a good knack at catching a likeness. He could not paint a bit, to be +sure, but his heads in black-and-white were really tolerable; his +sketches of horses very vigorous and lifelike. Mr. Gandish said if Clive +would come for three or four years into his academy he could make +something of him. Mr. Smee shook his head, and said he was afraid, that +kind of loose, desultory study, that keeping of aristocratic company, was +anything but favourable to a young artist--Smee, who would walk five +miles to attend an evening party of ever so little a great man! + + + + +CHAPTER XLIV + +In which Mr. Charles Honeyman appears in an Amiable Light + + +Mr. Frederick Bayham waited at Fitzroy Square while Clive was yet talking +with his friends there, and favoured that gentleman with his company home +to the usual smoky refreshment. Clive always rejoiced in F. B.'s society, +whether he was in a sportive mood, or, as now, in a solemn and didactic +vein. F. B. had been more than ordinarily majestic all the evening. "I +dare say you find me a good deal altered, Clive," he remarked; "I am a +good deal altered. Since that good Samaritan, your kind father, had +compassion on a poor fellow fallen among thieves (though I don't say, +mind you, he was much better than his company), F. B. has mended some of +his ways. I am trying a course of industry, sir. Powers, perhaps +naturally great, have been neglected over the wine-cup and the die. I am +beginning to feel my way; and my chiefs yonder, who have just walked home +with their cigars in their mouths, and without as much as saying, F. B., +my boy, shall we go to the Haunt and have a cool lobster and a glass of +table-beer,--which they certainly do not consider themselves to be,--I +say, sir, the Politician and the Literary Critic" (there was a most +sarcastic emphasis laid on these phrases, characterising Messrs. +Warrington and Pendennis) "may find that there is a humble contributor to +the Pall Mall Gazette, whose name, may be, the amateur shall one day +reckon even higher than their own. Mr. Warrington I do not say so much-- +he is an able man, sir, an able man;--but there is that about your +exceedin self-satisfied friend, Mr. Arthur Pendennis, which--well, well-- +let time show. You did not--get the--hem--paper at Rome and Naples, I +suppose?" + +"Forbidden by the Inquisition," says Clive, delighted; "and at Naples the +king furious against it." + +"I don't wonder they don't like it at Rome, sir. There's serious matter +in it which may set the prelates of a certain Church rather in a tremor. +You haven't read--the--ahem--the Pulpit Pencillings in the P. M. G.? +Slight sketches, mental and corporeal, of our chief divines now in +London--and signed Latimer?" + +"I don't do much in that way," said Clive. + +"So much the worse for you, my young friend. Not that I mean to judge any +other fellow harshly--I mean any other fellow sinner harshly--or that I +mean that those Pulpit Pencillings would be likely to do you any great +good. But, such as they are, they have been productive of benefit.--Thank +you, Mary, and my dear, the tap is uncommonly good, and I drink to your +future husband's good health.--A glass of good sound beer refreshes after +all that claret. Well, sir, to return to the Pencillings, pardon my +vanity in saying, that though Mr. Pendennis laughs at them, they have +been of essential service to the paper. They give it a character, they +rally round it the respectable classes. They create correspondence. I +have received many interesting letters, chiefly from females, about the +Pencillings. Some complain that their favourite preachers are slighted; +others applaud because the clergymen they sit under are supported by +F. B. I am Laud Latimer, sir,--though I have heard the letters attributed +to the Rev. Mr. Bunker, and to a Member of Parliament eminent in the +religious world." + +"So you are the famous Laud Latimer?" cries Clive, who had, in fact, seen +letters signed by those right reverend names in our paper. + +"Famous is hardly the word. One who scoffs at everything--I need not say +I allude to Mr. Arthur Pendennis--would have had the letters signed--the +Beadle, of the Parish. He calls me the Venerable Beadle sometimes--it +being, I grieve to say, his way to deride grave subjects. You wouldn't +suppose now, my young Clive, that the same hand which pens the Art +criticisms, occasionally, when His Highness Pendennis is lazy, takes a +minor theatre, or turns the sportive epigram, or the ephemeral paragraph, +should adopt a grave theme on a Sunday, and chronicle the sermons of +British divines? For eighteen consecutive Sunday evenings, Clive, in Mrs. +Ridley's front parlour, which I now occupy, vice Miss Cann promoted, I +have written the Pencillings--scarcely allowing a drop of refreshment, +except under extreme exhaustion, to pass my lips. Pendennis laughs at the +Pencillings. He wants to stop them; and says they bore the public.--I +don't want to think a man is jealous, who was himself the cause of my +engagement at the P. M. G.,--perhaps my powers were not developed then." + +"Pen thinks he writes better now than when he began," remarked Clive; "I +have heard him say so." + +"His opinion of his own writings is high, whatever their date. Mine, sir, +are only just coming into notice. They begin to know F. B., sir, in the +sacred edifices of his metropolitan city. I saw the Bishop of London +looking at me last Sunday week, and am sure his chaplain whispered him, +'It's Mr. Bayham, my lord, nephew of your lordship's right reverend +brother, the Lord Bishop of Bullocksmithy.' And last Sunday being at +church--at Saint Mungo the Martyr's, Rev. Sawders--by Wednesday I got in +a female hand--Mrs. Sawders's, no doubt--the biography of the Incumbent +of St. Mungo; an account of his early virtues; a copy of his poems; and a +hint that he was the gentleman destined for the vacant Deanery. + +"Ridley is not the only man I have helped in this world," F. B. +continued. "Perhaps I should blush to own it--I do blush: but I feel the +ties of early acquaintance, and I own that I have puffed your uncle, +Charles Honeyman, most tremendously. It was partly for the sake of the +Ridleys and the tick he owes 'em: partly for old times' sake. Sir, are +you aware that things are greatly changed with Charles Honeyman, and that +the poor F. B. has very likely made his fortune?" + +"I am delighted to hear it," cried Clive; "and how, F. B., have you +wrought this miracle?" + +"By common sense and enterprise, lad--by a knowledge of the world and a +benevolent disposition. You'll see Lady Whittlesea's Chapel bears a very +different aspect now. That miscreant Sherrick owns that he owes me a +turn, and has sent me a few dozen of wine--without any stamped paper on +my part in return--as an acknowledgment of my service. It chanced, sir, +soon after your departure for Italy, that going to his private residence +respecting a little bill to which a heedless friend had put his hand, +Sherrick invited me to partake of tea in the bosom of his family. I was +thirsty--having walked in from Jack Straw's Castle at Hampstead, where +poor Kitely and I had been taking a chop--and accepted the proffered +entertainment. The ladies of the family gave us music after the domestic +muffin--and then, sir, a great idea occurred to me. You know how +magnificently Miss Sherrick and the mother sing? Thy sang Mozart, sir. +Why, I asked of Sherrick, should those ladies who sing Mozart to a piano, +not sing Handel to an organ? + +"'Dash it, you don't mean a hurdy-gurdy?'" + +"'Sherrick,' says I, 'you are no better than a heathen ignoramus. I mean +why shouldn't they sing Handes Church Music, and Church Music in general +in Lady Whittlesea's Chapel? Behind the screen up in the organ-loft +what's to prevent 'em? By Jingo! Your singing-boys have gone to the Cave +of Harmody; you and your choir have split--why should not these ladies +lead it?' He caught at the idea. You never heard the chants more finely +given--and they would be better still if the congregation would but hold +their confounded tongues. It was an excellent though a harmless dodge, +sir: and drew immensely, to speak profanely. They dress the part, sir, to +admiration--a sort of nunlike costume they come in: Mrs. Sherrick has the +soul of an artist still--by Jove, sir, when they have once smelt the +lamps, the love of the trade never leaves 'em. The ladies actually +practised by moonlight in the Chapel, and came over to Honeyman's to an +oyster afterwards. The thing took, sir. People began to take box-seats, I +mean, again:--and Charles Honeyman, easy in his mind through your noble +father's generosity, perhaps inspirited by returning good fortune, has +been preaching more eloquently than ever. He took some lessons of Husler, +of the Haymarket, sir. His sermons are old, I believe; but so to speak, +he has got them up with new scenery, dresses, and effects, sir. They have +flowers, sir, about the buildin'--pious ladies are supposed to provide +'em, but, entre nous, Sherrick contracts for them with Nathan, or some +one in Covent Garden. And--don't tell this now, upon your honour!" + +"Tell what, F. B.?" asks Clive. + +"I got up a persecution against your uncle for Popish practices summoned +a meetin' at the Running Footman, in Bolingbroke Street. Billings the +butterman; Sharwood, the turner and blacking-maker; and the Honourable +Phelin O'Curragh, Lord Scullabogue's son, made speeches. Two or three +respectable families (your aunt, Mrs. What-d'-you-call-'em Newcome, +amongst the number) quitted the Chapel in disgust--I wrote an article of +controversial biography in the P. M. G.; set the business going in the +daily press; and the thing was done, sir. That property is a paying one +to the Incumbent, and to Sherrick over him. Charles's affairs are getting +all right, sir. He never had the pluck to owe much, and if it be a sin to +have wiped his slate clean, satisfied his creditors, and made Charles +easy--upon my conscience, I must confess that F. B. has done it. I hope I +may never do anything worse in this life, Clive. It ain't bad to see him +doing the martyr, sir: Sebastian riddled with paper pellets; Bartholomew +on a cold gridiron. Here comes the lobster. Upon my word, Mary, a finer +fish I've seldom seen." + +Now surely this account of his uncle's affairs and prosperity was enough +to send Clive to Lady Whittlesea's Chapel, and it was not because Miss +Ethel had said that she and Lady Kew went there that Clive was induced to +go there too? He attended punctually on the next Sunday, and in the +incumbent's pew, whither the pew-woman conducted him, sate Mr. Sherrick +in great gravity, with large gold pins, who handed him, at the anthem, a +large, new, gilt hymn-book. + +An odour of millefleurs rustled by them as Charles Honeyman accompanied +by his ecclesiastical valet, passed the pew from the vestry, and took his +place at the desk. Formerly he used to wear a flaunting scarf over his +surplice, which was very wide and full; and Clive remembered when as a +boy he entered the sacred robing-room, how his uncle used to pat and puff +out the scarf and the sleeves of his vestment, and to arrange the natty +curl on his forehead and take his place, a fine example of florid church +decoration. Now the scarf was trimmed down to be as narrow as your +neckcloth, and hung loose and straight over the back; the ephod was cut +straight and as close and short as might be,--I believe there was a +little trimming of lace to the narrow sleeves, and a slight arabesque of +tape, or other substance, round the edge of the surplice. As for the curl +on the forehead, it was no more visible than the Maypole in the Strand, +or the Cross at Charing. Honeyman's hair was parted down the middle, +short in front, and curling delicately round his ears and the back of his +head. He read the service in a swift manner, and with a gentle twang. +When the music began, he stood with head on one side, and two slim +fingers on the book, as composed as a statue in a mediaeval niche. It was +fine to hear Sherrick, who had an uncommonly good voice, join in the +musical parts of the service. The produce of the market-gardener +decorated the church here and there; and the impresario of the +establishment, having picked up a Flemish painted window from old Moss in +Wardour Street, had placed it in his chapel. Labels of faint green and +gold, with long Gothic letters painted thereon, meandered over the +organ-loft and galleries, and strove to give as mediaeval a look to Lady +Whittlesea's as the place was capable of assuming. + +In the sermon Charles dropped the twang with the surplice, and the priest +gave way to the preacher. He preached short stirring discourses on the +subjects of the day. It happened that a noble young prince, the hope of a +nation, and heir of a royal house, had just then died by a sudden +accident. Absalom, the son of David, furnished Honeyman with a parallel. +He drew a picture of the two deaths, of the grief of kings, of the fate +that is superior to them. It was, indeed, a stirring discourse, and +caused thrills through the crowd to whom Charles imparted it. "Famous, +ain't it?" says Sherrick, giving Clive a hand when the rite was over. +"How he's come out, hasn't he? Didn't think he had it in him." Sherrick +seemed to have become of late impressed with the splendour of Charles's +talents, and spoke of him--was it not disrespectful?--as a manager would +of a successful tragedian. Let us pardon Sherrick: he had been in the +theatrical way. "That Irishman was no go at all," he whispered to Mr. +Newcome, "got rid of him,--let's see, at Michaelmas." + +On account of Clive's tender years, and natural levity, a little +inattention may be allowed to the youth, who certainly looked about him +very eagerly during the service. The house was filled by the ornamental +classes, the bonnets of the newest Parisian fashion. Away in a darkling +corner, under the organ, sate a squad of footmen. Surely that powdered +one in livery wore Lady Kew's colours? So Clive looked under all the +bonnets, and presently spied old Lady Kew's face, as grim and yellow as +her brass knocker, and by it Ethel's beauteous countenance. He dashed out +of church when the congregation rose to depart. "Stop and see Honeyman, +won't you?" asked Sherrick, surprised. + +"Yes, yes; come back again," said Clive, and was gone. + +He kept his word, and returned presently. The young Marquis and an +elderly lady were in Lady Kew's company. Clive had passed close under +Lady Kew's venerable Roman nose without causing that organ to bow in ever +so slight a degree towards the ground. Ethel had recognised him with a +smile and a nod. My lord was whispering one of his noble pleasantries in +her ear. She laughed at the speech or the speaker. The steps of a fine +belozenged carriage were let down with a bang. The Yellow One had jumped +up behind it, by the side of his brother Giant Canary. Lady Kew's +equipage had disappeared, and Mrs. Canterton's was stopping the way. + +Clive returned to the chapel by the little door near to the Vestiarium. +All the congregation had poured out by this time. Only two ladies were +standing near the pulpit; and Sherrick, with his hands rattling his money +in his pockets, was pacing up and down the aisle. + +"Capital house, Mr. Newcome, wasn't it? I counted no less than fourteen +nobs. The Princess of Moncontour and her husband, I suppose, that chap +with the beard, who yawns so during the sermon. I'm blessed, if I didn't +think he'd have yawned his head off. Countess of Kew, and her daughter; +Countess of Canterton, and the Honourable Miss Fetlock--no, Lady Fetlock. +A Countess's daughter is a lady, I'm dashed if she ain't. Lady Glenlivat +and her sons; the most noble the Marquis of Farintosh, and Lord Enry Roy; +that makes seven--no, nine--with the Prince and Princess.--Julia, my +dear, you came out like a good un to-day. Never heard you in finer voice. +Remember Mr. Clive Newcome?" + +Mr. Clive made bows to the ladies, who acknowledged him by graceful +curtsies. Miss Sherrick was always looking to the vestry-door. + +"How's the old Colonel? The best feller--excuse my calling him a feller-- +but he is, and a good one too. I went to see Mr. Binnie, my other tenant. +He looks a little yellow about the gills, Mr. Binnie. Very proud woman +that is who lives with him--uncommon haughty. When will you come down and +take your mutton in the Regent's Park, Mr. Clive? There's some tolerable +good wine down there. Our reverend gent drops in and takes a glass, don't +he, missis?" + +"We shall be most 'appy to see Mr. Newcome, I'm sure," says the handsome +and good-natured Mrs. Sherrick. "Won't we, Julia?" + +"Oh, certainly," says Julia, who seems rather absent. And behold, at this +moment the reverend gent enters from the vestry. Both the ladies run +towards him, holding forth their hands. + +"Oh, Mr. Honeyman! What a sermon! Me and Julia cried so up in the +organ-loft; we thought you would have heard us. Didn't we, Julia?" + +"Oh, yes," says Julia, whose hand the pastor is now pressing. + +"When you described the young man, I thought of my poor boy, didn't I, +Julia?" cries the mother, with tears streaming down her face. + +"We had a loss more than ten years ago," whispers Sherrick to Clive +gravely. "And she's always thinking of it. Women are so." + +Clive was touched and pleased by this exhibition of kind feeling. + +"You know his mother was an Absalom," the good wife continues, pointing +to her husband. "Most respectable diamond merchants in----" + +"Hold your tongue, Betsy, and leave my poor old mother alone; do now," +says Mr. Sherrick darkly. Clive is in his uncle's fond embrace by this +time, who rebukes him for not having called in Walpole Street. + +"Now, when will you two gents come up to my shop to 'ave a family +dinner?" asks Sherrick. + +"Ah, Mr. Newcome, do come," says Julia in her deep rich voice, looking up +to him with her great black eyes. And if Clive had been a vain fellow +like some folks, who knows but he might have thought he had made an +impression on the handsome Julia? + +"Thursday, now make it Thursday, if Mr. H. is disengaged. Come along, +girls, for the flies bites the ponies when they're a-standing still and +makes 'em mad this weather. Anything you like for dinner? Cut of salmon +and cucumber? No, pickled salmon's best this weather." + +"Whatever you give me, you know I'm thankful!" says Honeyman, in a sweet +sad voice, to the two ladies, who were standing looking at him, the +mother's hand clasped in the daughter's. + +"Should you like that Mendelssohn for the Sunday after next? Julia sings +it splendid!" + +"No, I don't, ma." + +"You do, dear! She's a good, good dear, Mr. H., that's what she is." + +"You must not call--a--him, in that way. Don't say Mr. H., ma," says +Julia. + +"Call me what you please!" says Charles, with the most heart-rending +simplicity; and Mrs. Sherrick straightway kisses her daughter. Sherrick +meanwhile has been pointing out the improvement of the chapel to Clive +(which now has indeed a look of the Gothic Hall at Rosherville), and has +confided to him the sum for which he screwed the painted window out of +old Moss. "When he come to see it up in this place, sir, the old man was +mad, I give you my word! His son ain't no good: says he knows you. He's +such a screw, that chap, that he'll overreach himself, mark my words. At +least, he'll never die rich. Did you ever hear of me screwing? No, I +spend my money like a man. How those girls are a-goin' on about their +music with Honeyman! I don't let 'em sing in the evening, or him do duty +more than once a day; and you can calc'late how the music draws, because +in the evenin' there ain't half the number of people here. Rev. Mr. +Journyman does the duty now--quiet Hogford man--ill, I suppose, this +morning. H. sits in his pew, where we was; and coughs; that's to say, I +told him to cough. The women like a consumptive parson, sir. Come, gals!" + +Clive went to his uncle's lodgings, and was received by Mr. and Mrs. +Ridley with great glee and kindness. Both of those good people had made +it a point to pay their duty to Mr. Clive immediately on his return to +England, and thank him over and over again for his kindness to John +James. Never, never would they forget his goodness, and the Colonel's, +they were sure. A cake, a heap of biscuits, a pyramid of jams, six +frizzling mutton-chops, and four kinds of hot wine, came bustling up to +Mr. Honeyman's room twenty minutes after Clive had entered it,--as a +token of the Ridleys' affection for him. + +Clive remarked, with a smile, the Pall Mall Gazette upon a side-table, +and in the chimney-glass almost as many cards as in the time of +Honeyman's early prosperity. That he and his uncle should be very +intimate together, was impossible, from the nature of the two men; Clive +being frank, clear-sighted, and imperious; Charles, timid, vain, and +double-faced, conscious that he was a humbug, and that most people found +him out, so that he would quiver and turn away, and be more afraid of +young Clive and his direct straightforward way, than of many older men. +Then there was the sense of the money transactions between him and the +Colonel, which made Charles Honeyman doubly uneasy. In fine, they did not +like each other; but, as he is a connection of the most respectable +Newcome family, surely he is entitled to a page or two in these their +memoirs. + +Thursday came, and with it Mr. Sherrick's entertainment, to which also +Mr. Binnie and his party had been invited to meet Colonel Newcome's son. +Uncle James and Rosey brought Clive in their carriage; Mrs. Mackenzie +sent a headache as an apology. She chose to treat Uncle James's landlord +with a great deal of hauteur, and to be angry with her brother for +visiting such a person. "In fact, you see how fond I must be of dear +little Rosey, Clive, that I put up with all mamma's tantrums for her +sake," remarks Mr. Binnie. + +"Oh, uncle!" says little Rosey, and the old gentleman stopped her +remonstrances with a kiss. + +"Yes," says he, "your mother does have tantrums, miss; and though you +never complain, there's no reason why I shouldn't. You will not tell on +me" (it was "Oh, uncle!" again); "and Clive won't, I am sure.--This +little thing, sir," James went on, holding Rosey's pretty little hand and +looking fondly in her pretty little face, "is her old uncle's only +comfort in life. I wish I had had her out to India to me, and never come +back to this great dreary town of yours. But I was tempted home by Tom +Newcome; and I'm too old to go back, sir. Where the stick falls let it +lie. Rosey would have been whisked out of my house, in India, in a month +after I had her there. Some young fellow would have taken her away from +me; and now she has promised never to leave her old Uncle James, hasn't +she?" + +"No, never, uncle," said Rosey. + +"We don't want to fall in love, do we, child? We don't want to be +breaking our hearts like some young folks, and dancing attendance at +balls night after night, and capering about in the Park to see if we can +get a glimpse of the beloved object, eh, Rosey?" + +Rosey blushed. It was evident that she and Uncle James both knew of +Clive's love affair. In fact, the front seat and back seat of the +carriage both blushed. And as for the secret, why Mrs. Mackenzie and Mrs. +Hobson had talked it a hundred times over. + +"This little Rosey, sir, has promised to take care of me on this side of +Styx," continued Uncle James; "and if she could but be left alone and to +do it without mamma--there, I won't say a word more against her--we +should get on none the worse." + +"Uncle James, I must make a picture of you, for Rosey," said Clive, +good-humouredly. And Rosey said, "Oh, thank you, Clive," and held out +that pretty little hand, and looked so sweet and kind and happy, that +Clive could not but be charmed at the sight of so much innocence and +candour. + +"Quasty peecoly Rosiny," says James, in a fine Scotch Italian, "e la piu +bella, la piu cara, ragazza ma la mawdry e il diav----" + +"Don't, uncle!" cried Rosey, again; and Clive laughed at Uncle James's +wonderful outbreak in a foreign tongue. + +"Eh! I thought ye didn't know a word of the sweet language, Rosey! It's +just the Lenguy Toscawny in Bocky Romawny that I thought to try in +compliment to this young monkey who has seen the world." And by this time +Saint John's Wood was reached, and Mr. Sherrick's handsome villa, at the +door of which the three beheld the Rev. Charles Honeyman stepping out of +a neat brougham. + +The drawing-room contained several pictures of Mrs. Sherrick when she was +in the theatrical line; Smee's portrait of her, which was never half +handsome enugh--for my Betsy, Sherrick said indignantly; the print of her +in Artaxerxes, with her signature as Elizabeth Folthorpe (not in truth a +fine specimen of calligraphy) the testimonial presented to her on the +conclusion of the triumphal season of 18--, at Drury Lane, by her ever +grateful friend Adolphus Smacker, Lessee, who, of course, went to law +with her next year; and other Thespian emblems. But Clive remarked, with +not a little amusement, that the drawing-room tables were now covered +with a number of those books which he had seen at Madame de Moncontour's, +and many French and German ecclesiastical gimcracks, such as are familiar +to numberless readers of mine. These were the Lives of St. Botibol of +Islington and St. Willibald of Bareacres, with pictures of those +confessors. Then there was the Legend of Margery Dawe, Virgin and Martyr, +with a sweet double frontispiece, representing (1) the sainted woman +selling her feather-bed for the benefit of the poor; and (2) reclining +upon straw, the leanest of invalids. There was Old Daddy Longlegs, and +how he was brought to say his Prayers; a Tale for Children, by a Lady, +with a preface dated St. Chad's Eve, and signed "C. H." The Rev. Charles +Honeyman's Sermons, delivered at Lady Whittlesea's Chapel. Poems of Early +Days, by Charles Honeyman, A.M. The Life of good Dame Whittlesea, by do. +do. Yes, Charles had come out in the literary line; and there in a basket +was a strip of Berlin work, of the very same Gothic pattern which Madame +de Moncontour was weaving; and which you afterwards saw round the pulpit +of Charles's chapel. Rosey was welcomed most kindly by the kind ladies; +and as the gentlemen sat over their wine after dinner in the summer +evening, Clive beheld Rosey and Julia pacing up and down the lawn, Miss +Julia's arm around her little friend's waist: he thought they would make +a pretty little picture. + +"My girl ain't a bad one to look at, is she?" said the pleased father. "A +fellow might look far enough, and see not prettier than them two." + +Charles sighed out that there was a German print, the "Two Leonoras," +which put him in mind of their various styles of beauty. + +"I wish I could paint them," said Clive. + +"And why not, sir?" asks his host. "Let me give you your first commission +now, Mr Clive; I wouldn't mind paying a good bit for a picture of my +Julia. I forget how much old Smee got for Betsy's, the old humbug!" + +Clive said it was not the will, but the power that was deficient. He +succeeded with men, but the ladies were too much for him as yet. + +"Those you've done up at Albany Street Barracks are famous: I've seen +'em," said Mr. Sherrick; and remarking that his guest looked rather +surprised at the idea of his being in such company, Sherrick said, "What, +you think they are too great swells for me? Law bless you, I often go +there. I've business with several of 'em; had with Captain Belsize, with +the Earl of Kew, who's every inch the gentleman--one of nature's +aristocracy, and paid up like a man. The Earl and me has had many +dealings together:" + +Honeyman smiled faintly, and nobody complying with Mr. Sherrick's +boisterous entreaties to drink more, the gentlemen quitted the +dinner-table, which had been served in a style of prodigious splendour, +and went to the drawing-room for a little music. + +This was all of the gravest and best kind; so grave indeed, that James +Binnie might be heard in a corner giving an accompaniment of little +snores to the singers and the piano. But Rosey was delighted with the +performance, and Sherrick remarked to Clive, "That's a good gal, that is; +I like that gal; she ain't jealous of Julia cutting her out in the music, +but listens as pleased as any one. She's a sweet little pipe of her own, +too. Miss Mackenzie, if ever you like to go to the opera, send a word +either to my West End or my City office. I've boxes every week, and +you're welcome to anything I can give you." + +So all agreed that the evening had been a very pleasant one; and they of +Fitzroy Square returned home talking in a most comfortable friendly way-- +that is, two of them, for Uncle James fell asleep again, taking +possession of the back seat; and Clive and Rosey prattled together. He +had offered to try and take all the young ladies' likenesses. "You know +what a failure the last was, Rosey?"--he had very nearly said "dear +Rosey." + +"Yes, but Miss Sherrick is so handsome, that you will succeed better with +her than with my round face, Mr. Newcome." + +"Mr. What?" cries Clive. + +"Well, Clive, then," says Rosey, in a little voice. + +He sought for a little hand which was not very far away. "You know we are +like brother and sister, dear Rosey?" he said this time. + +"Yes," said she, and gave a little pressure of the hand. And then Uncle +James woke up; and it seemed as if the whole drive didn't occupy a +minute, and they shook hands very very kindly at the door of Fitzroy +Square. + +Clive made a famous likeness of Miss Sherrick, with which Mr. Sherrick +was delighted, and so was Mr. Honeyman, who happened to call upon his +nephew once or twice when the ladies happened to be sitting. Then Clive +proposed to the Rev. Charles Honeyman to take his head off; and made an +excellent likeness in chalk of his uncle--that one, in fact, from which +the print was taken which you may see any day at Hogarth's, in the +Haymarket, along with a whole regiment of British divines. Charles became +so friendly, that he was constantly coming to Charlotte Street, once or +twice a week. + +Mr. and Mrs. Sherrick came to look at the drawing, were charmed with it; +and when Rosey was sitting, they came to see her portrait, which again +was not quite so successful. One Monday, the Sherricks and Honeyman too +happened to call to see the picture of Rosey, who trotted over with her +uncle to Clive's studio, and they all had a great laugh at a paragraph in +the Pall Mall Gazette, evidently from F. B.'s hand, to the following +effect:-- + +"Conversion In High Life.--A foreign nobleman of princely rank, who has +married an English lady, and has resided among us for some time, is +likely, we hear and trust, to join the English Church. The Prince de +M-nc-nt-r has been a constant attendant at Lady Whittlesea's Chapel, of +which the Rev. C. Honeyman is the eloquent incumbent; and it is said this +sound and talented divine has been the means of awakening the prince to a +sense of the erroneous doctrines in which he has been bred. His ancestors +were Protestant, and fought by the side of Henry IV. at Ivry. In Louis +XIV.'s time, they adopted the religion of that persecuting monarch. We +sincerely trust that the present heir of the house of Ivry will see fit +to return to the creed which his forefathers so unfortunately abjured." + +The ladies received this news with perfect gravity; and Charles uttered a +meek wish that it might prove true. As they went away, they offered more +hospitalities to Clive and Mr. Binnie and his niece. They liked the +music: would they not come and hear it again? + +When they had departed with Mr. Honeyman, Clive could not help saying to +Uncle James, "Why are those people always coming here; praising me; and +asking me to dinner? Do you know, I can't help thinking that they rather +want me as a pretender for Miss Sherrick?" + +Binnie burst into a loud guffaw, and cried out, "O vanitas vanitawtum!" +Rosa laughed too. + +"I don't think it any joke at all," said Clive. + +"Why, you stupid lad, don't you see it is Charles Honeyman the girl's in +love with?" cried Uncle James. "Rosey saw it in the very first instant we +entered their drawing-room three weeks ago." + +"Indeed, and how?" asked Clive. + +"By--by the way she looked at him," said little Rosey. + + + + +CHAPTER XLV + +A Stag of Ten + + +The London season was very nearly come to an end, and Lord Farintosh had +danced I don't know how many times with Miss Newcome, had drunk several +bottles of the old Kew port, had been seen at numerous breakfasts, +operas, races, and public places by the young lady's side, and had not as +yet made any such proposal as Lady Kew expected for her granddaughter. +Clive going to see his military friends in the Regent's Park once, and +finish Captain Butts's portrait in barracks, heard two or three young men +talking, and one say to another, "I bet you three to two Farintosh don't +marry her, and I bet you even that he don't ask her." Then as he entered +Mr. Butts's room, where these gentlemen were conversing, there was a +silence and an awkwardness. The young fellows were making an "event" out +of Ethel's marriage, and sporting their money freely on it. + +To have an old countess hunting a young marquis so resolutely that all +the world should be able to look on and speculate whether her game would +be run down by that staunch toothless old pursuer--that is an amusing +sport, isn't it? and affords plenty of fun and satisfaction to those who +follow the hunt. But for a heroine of a story, be she ever so clever, +handsome, and sarcastic, I don't think for my part, at this present stage +of the tale, Miss Ethel Newcome occupies a very dignified position. To +break her heart in silence for Tomkins who is in love with another; to +suffer no end of poverty, starvation, capture by ruffians, ill-treatment +by a bullying husband, loss of beauty by the small-pox, death even at the +end of the volume; all these mishaps a young heroine must endure (and has +endured in romances over and over again), without losing the least +dignity, or suffering any diminution of the sentimental reader's esteem. +But a girl of great beauty, high temper, and strong natural intellect, +who submits to be dragged hither and thither in an old grandmother's +leash, and in pursuit of a husband who will run away from the couple, +such a person, I say, is in a very awkward position as a heroine; and I +declare if I had another ready to my hand (and unless there were +extenuating circumstances) Ethel should be deposed at this very sentence. + +But a novelist must go on with his heroine, as a man with his wife, for +better or worse, and to the end. For how many years have the Spaniards +borne with their gracious queen, not because she was faultless, but +because she was there? So Chambers and grandees cried, God save her. +Alabarderos turned out: drums beat, cannons fired, and people saluted +Isabella Segunda, who was no better than the humblest washerwoman of her +subjects. Are we much better than our neighbours? Do we never yield to +our peculiar temptation, our pride, or our avarice or our vanity, or what +not? Ethel is very wrong certainly. But recollect, she is very young. She +is in other people's hands. She has been bred up and governed by a very +worldly family, and taught their traditions. We would hardly, for +instance, the staunchest Protestant in England would hardly be angry with +poor Isabella Segunda for being a Catholic. So if Ethel worships at a +certain image which a great number of good folks in England bow to, let +us not be too angry with her idolatry, and bear with our queen a little +before we make our pronunciamiento. + +No, Miss Newcome, yours is not a dignified position in life, however you +may argue that hundreds of people in the world are doing like you. O me! +what a confession it is, in the very outset of life and blushing +brightness of youth's morning, to own that the aim with which a young +girl sets out, and the object of her existence, is to marry a rich man; +that she was endowed with beauty so that she might buy wealth, and a +title with it; that as sure as she has a soul to be saved, her business +here on earth is to try and get a rich husband. That is the career for +which many a woman is bred and trained. A young man begins the world with +some aspirations at least; he will try to be good and follow the truth; +he will strive to win honours for himself, and never do a base action; he +will pass nights over his books, and forgo ease and pleasure so that he +may achieve a name. Many a poor wretch who is worn-out now and old, and +bankrupt of fame and money too, has commenced life at any rate with noble +views and generous schemes, from which weakness, idleness, passion, or +overpowering hostile fortune have turned him away. But a girl of the +world, bon Dieu! the doctrine with which she begins is that she is to +have a wealthy husband: the article of faith in her catechism is, "I +believe in elder sons, and a house in town, and a house in the country!" +They are mercenary as they step fresh and blooming into the world out of +the nursery. They have been schooled there to keep their bright eyes to +look only on the prince and the duke, Croesus and Dives. By long cramping +and careful process, their little natural hearts have been squeezed up, +like the feet of their fashionable little sisters in China. As you see a +pauper's child, with an awful premature knowledge of the pawnshop, able +to haggle at market with her wretched halfpence, and battle bargains at +hucksters' stalls, you shall find a young beauty, who was a child in the +schoolroom a year since, as wise and knowing as the old practitioners on +that exchange; as economical of her smiles, as dexterous in keeping back +or producing her beautiful wares; as skilful in setting one bidder +against another; as keen as the smartest merchant in Vanity Fair. + +If the young gentlemen of the Life Guards Green who were talking about +Miss Newcome and her suitors, were silent when Clive appeared amongst +them, it was because they were aware not only of his relationship to the +young lady, but his unhappy condition regarding her. Certain men there +are who never tell their love, but let concealment, like a worm in the +bud, feed on their damask cheeks; others again must be not always +thinking, but talking, about the darling object. So it was not very long +before Captain Crackthorpe was taken into Clive's confidence, and through +Crackthorpe very likely the whole mess became acquainted with his +passion. These young fellows, who had been early introduced into the +world, gave Clive small hopes of success, putting to him, in their +downright phraseology, the point of which he was already aware, that Miss +Newcome was intended for his superiors, and that he had best not make his +mind uneasy by sighing for those beautiful grapes which were beyond his +reach. + +But the good-natured Crackthorpe, who had a pity for the young painter's +condition, helped him so far (and gained Clive's warmest thanks for his +good offices), by asking admission for Clive to entertain evening parties +of the beau-monde, where he had the gratification of meeting his charmer. +Ethel was surprised and pleased, and Lady Kew surprised and angry, at +meeting Clive Newcome at these fashionable houses; the girl herself was +touched very likely at his pertinacity in following her. As there was no +actual feud between them, she could not refuse now and again to dance +with her cousin; and thus he picked up such small crumbs of consolation +as a youth in his state can get; lived upon six words vouchsafed to him +in a quadrille, or brought home a glance of the eyes which she had +presented to him in a waltz, or the remembrance of a squeeze of the hand +on parting or meeting. How eager he was to get a card to this party or +that! how attentive to the givers of such entertainments! Some friends of +his accused him of being a tuft-hunter and flatterer of the aristocracy, +on account of his politeness to certain people; the truth was, he wanted +to go wherever Miss Ethel was; and the ball was blank to him which she +did not attend. + +This business occupied not only one season, but two. By the time of the +second season, Mr. Newcome had made so many acquaintances that he needed +few more introductions into society. He was very well known as a +good-natured handsome young man, and a very good waltzer, the only son of +an Indian officer of large wealth, who chose to devote himself to +painting, and who was supposed to entertain an unhappy fondness for his +cousin the beautiful Miss Newcome. Kind folks who heard of this little +tendre, and were sufficiently interested in Mr. Clive, asked him to their +houses in consequence. I dare say those people who were good to him may +have been themselves at one time unlucky in their own love-affairs. + +When the first season ended without a declaration from my lord, Lady Kew +carried off her young lady to Scotland, where it also so happened that +Lord Farintosh was going to shoot, and people made what surmises they +chose upon this coincidence. Surmises, why not? You who know the world, +know very well that if you see Mrs. So-and-so's name in the list of +people at an entertainment, on looking down the list you will presently +be sure to come on Mr. What-d'-you-call-'em's. If Lord and Lady of +Suchandsuch Castle, received a distinguished circle (including Lady +Dash), for Christmas or Easter, without reading farther the names of the +guests, you may venture on any wager that Captain Asterisk is one of the +company. These coincidences happen every day; and some people are so +anxious to meet other people, and so irresistible is the magnetic +sympathy, I suppose, that they will travel hundreds of miles in the worst +of weather to see their friends, and break your door open almost, +provided the friend is inside it. + +I am obliged to own the fact, that for many months Lady Kew hunted after +Lord Farintosh. This rheumatic old woman went to Scotland, where, as he +was pursuing the deer, she stalked his lordship: from Scotland she went +to Paris, where he was taking lessons in dancing at the Chaumiere; from +Paris to an English country-house, for Christmas, where he was expected, +but didn't come--not being, his professor said, quite complete in the +polka, and so on. If Ethel were privy to these manoeuvres, or anything +more than an unwittingly consenting party, I say we would depose her from +her place of heroine at once. But she was acting under her grandmother's +orders, a most imperious, irresistible, managing old woman, who exacted +everybody's obedience, and managed everybody's business in her family. +Lady Anne Newcome being in attendance on her sick husband, Ethel was +consigned to the Countess of Kew, her grandmother, who hinted that she +should leave Ethel her property when dead, and whilst alive expected the +girl should go about with her. She had and wrote as many letters as a +Secretary of State almost. She was accustomed to set off without taking +anybody's advice, or announcing her departure until within an hour or two +of the event. In her train moved Ethel, against her own will, which would +have led her to stay at home with her father, but at the special wish and +order of her parents. Was such a sum as that of which Lady Kew had the +disposal (Hobson Brothers knew the amount of it quite well) to be left +out of the family? Forbid it, all ye powers! Barnes--who would have liked +the money himself, and said truly that he would live with his grandmother +anywhere she liked if he could get it,--Barnes joined most energetically +with Sir Brian and Lady Anne in ordering Ethel's obedience to Lady Kew. +You know how difficult it is for one young woman not to acquiesce when +the family council strongly orders. In fine, I hope there was a good +excuse for the queen of this history, and that it was her wicked +domineering old prime minister who led her wrong. Otherwise I say, we +would have another dynasty. Oh, to think of a generous nature, and the +world, and nothing but the world, to occupy it!--of a brave intellect, +and the milliner's bandboxes, and the scandal of the coteries, and the +fiddle-faddle etiquette of the Court for its sole exercise! of the rush +and hurry from entertainment to entertainment; of the constant smiles and +cares of representation; of the prayerless rest at night, and the awaking +to a godless morrow! This was the course of life to which Fate, and not +her own fault altogether, had for awhile handed over Ethel Newcome. Let +those pity her who can feel their own weakness and misgoing; let those +punish her who are without fault themselves. + +Clive did not offer to follow her to Scotland. he knew quite well that +the encouragement he had had was only of the smallest; that as a relation +she received him frankly and kindly enough; but checked him when he would +have adopted another character. But it chanced that they met in Paris, +whither he went in the Easter of the ensuing year, having worked to some +good purpose through the winter, and despatched as on a former occasion +his three or four pictures, to take their chance at the Exhibition. + +Of these it is our pleasing duty to be able to corroborate to some +extent, Mr. F. Bayham's favourable report. Fancy sketches and historical +pieces our young man had eschewed; having convinced himself either that +be had not an epic genius, or that to draw portraits of his friends, was +a much easier task than that which he had set himself formerly. Whilst +all the world was crowding round a pair of J. J,.'s little pictures, a +couple of chalk heads were admitted into the Exhibition (his great +picture of Captain Crackthorpe on horseback, in full uniform, I must +admit was ignominiously rejected), and the friends of the parties had the +pleasure of recognising in the miniature room, No. 1246, "Picture of an +Officer,"--viz., Augustus Butts, Esq., of the Life Guards Green; and +"Portrait of the Rev. Charles Honeyman," No. 1272. Miss Sherrick the +hangers refused; Mr. Binnie, Clive had spoiled, as usual, in the +painting; the heads, however, before-named, were voted to be faithful +likenesses, and executed in a very agreeable and spirited manner. F. +Bayham's criticism on these performances, it need not be said, was +tremendous. "Since the days of Michael Angelo you would have thought +there never had been such drawings." In fact, F. B., as some other critics +do, clapped his friends so boisterously on the back, and trumpeted their +merits with such prodigious energy, as to make his friends themselves +sometimes uneasy. + +Mr. Clive, whose good father was writing home more and more wonderful +accounts of the Bundelcund Bank, in which he had engaged, and who was +always pressing his son to draw for more money, treated himself to +comfortable rooms at Paris, in the very same hotel where the young +Marquis of Farintosh occupied lodgings much more splendid, and where he +lived, no doubt, so as to be near the professor, who was still teaching +his lordship the polka. Indeed, it must be said that Lord Farintosh made +great progress under this artist, and that he danced very much better in +his third season than in the first and second years after he had come +upon the town. From the same instructor the Marquis learned the latest +novelties in French conversation, the choicest oaths and phrases (for +which he was famous), so that although his French grammar was naturally +defective, he was enabled to order a dinner at Philippe's, and to bully a +waiter, or curse a hackney-coachman with extreme volubility. A young +nobleman of his rank was received with the distinction which was his due, +by the French sovereign of that period; and at the Tuileries, and the +houses of the French nobility, which he visited, Monsieur le Marquis de +Farintosh excited considerable remark, by the use of some of the phrases +which his young professor had taught to him. People even went so far as +to say that the Marquis was an awkward and dull young man, of the very +worst manners. + +Whereas the young Clive Newcome--and it comforted the poor fellow's heart +somewhat, and be sure pleased Ethel, who was looking on at his triumphs-- +was voted the most charming young Englishman who had been seen for a long +time in our salons. Madame de Florac, who loved him as a son of her own, +actually went once or twice into the world in order to see his debut. +Madame de Moncontour inhabited a part of the Hotel de Florac, and +received society there. The French people did not understand what bad +English she talked, though they comprehended Lord Farintosh's French +blunders. "Monsieur Newcome is an artist! What a noble career!" cries a +great French lady, the wife of a Marshal to the astonished Miss Newcome. +"This young man is the cousin, of the charming mees? You must be proud to +possess such a nephew, madame!" says another French lady to the Countess +of Kew (who, you may be sure, is delighted to have such a relative). And +the French lady invites Clive to her receptions expressly in order to +make herself agreeable to the old Comtesse. Before the cousins have been +three minutes together in Madame de Florac's salon, she sees that Clive +is in love with Ethel Newcome. She takes the boy's hand and says, "J'ai +votre secret, mon ami;" and her eyes regard him for a moment as fondly, +as tenderly, as ever they looked at his father. Oh, what tears have they +shed, gentle eyes! Oh, what faith has it kept, tender heart! If love +lives through all life; and survives through all sorrow; and remains +steadfast with us through all changes; and in all darkness of spirit +burns brightly; and, if we die, deplores us for ever, and loves still +equally; and exists with the very last gasp and throb of the faithful +bosom--whence it passes with the pure soul, beyond death; surely it shall +be immortal? Though we who remain are separated from it, is it not ours +in Heaven? If we love still those we lose, can we altogether lose those +we love? Forty years have passed away. Youth and dearest memories revisit +her, and Hope almost wakes up again out of its grave, as the constant +lady holds the young man's hand, and looks at the son of Thomas Newcome. + + + + +CHAPTER XLVI + +The Hotel de Florac + + +Since the death of the Duc d'Ivry, the husband of Mary Queen of Scots, +the Comte de Florac, who is now the legitimate owner of the ducal title, +does not choose to bear it, but continues to be known in the world by his +old name. The old Count's world is very small. His doctor, and his +director, who comes daily to play his game of piquet; his daughter's +children, who amuse him by their laughter, and play round his chair in +the garden of his hotel; his faithful wife, and one or two friends as old +as himself, form his society. His son the Abbe is with them but seldom. +The austerity of his manners frightens his old father, who can little +comprehend the religionism of the new school. After going to hear his son +preach through Lent at Notre-Dame, where the Abbe de Florac gathered a +great congregation, the old Count came away quite puzzled at his son's +declamations. "I do not understand your new priests," he says; "I knew my +son had become a Cordelier; I went to hear him, and found he was a +Jacobin. Let me make my salut in quiet, my good Leonore. My director +answers for me, and plays a game at trictrac into the bargain with me." +Our history has but little to do with this venerable nobleman. He has his +chamber looking out into the garden of his hotel; his faithful old +domestic to wait upon him; his House of Peers to attend when he is well +enough, his few acquaintances to help him to pass the evening. The rest +of the hotel he gives up to his son, the Vicomte de Florac, and Madame la +Princesse de Moncontour, his daughter-in-law. + +When Florac has told his friends of the Club why it is he has assumed a +new title--as a means of reconciliation (a reconciliation all +philosophical, my friends) with his wife nee Higg of Manchester, who +adores titles like all Anglaises, and has recently made a great +succession, everybody allows that the measure was dictated by prudence, +and there is no more laughter at his change of name. The Princess takes +the first floor of the hotel at the price paid for it by the American +General, who has returned to his original pigs at Cincinnati. Had not +Cincinnatus himself pigs on his farm, and was he not a general and member +of Congress too? The honest Princess has a bedchamber, which, to her +terror, she is obliged to open of reception-evenings, when gentlemen and +ladies play cards there. It is fitted up in the style of Louis XVI. In +her bed is an immense looking-glass, surmounted by stucco cupids: it is +an alcove which some powdered Venus, before the Revolution, might have +reposed in. Opposite that looking-glass, between the tall windows, at +some forty feet distance, is another huge mirror, so that when the poor +Princess is in bed, in her prim old curl-papers, she sees a vista of +elderly princesses twinkling away into the dark perspective; and is so +frightened that she and Betsy, her Lancashire maid, pin up the jonquil +silk curtains over the bed-mirror after the first night; though the +Princess never can get it out of her head that her image is still there, +behind the jonquil hangings, turning as she turns, waking as she wakes, +etc. The chamber is so vast and lonely that she has a bed made for Betsy +in the room. It is, of course, whisked away into a closet on +reception-evenings. A boudoir, rose-tendre, with more cupids and nymphs +by Boucher, sporting over door-panels--nymphs who may well shock old +Betsy and her old mistress--is the Pricess's morning-room. "Ah, mum, what +would Mr. Humper at Manchester, Mr. Jowls of Newcome" (the minister whom, +in early days, Miss Higg used to sit under) "say if they was browt into +this room?" But there is no question of Jowls and Mr. Humper, excellent +dissenting divines, who preached to Miss Higg, being brought into the +Princesse de Moncontour's boudoir. + +That paragraph, respecting a conversion in high life, which F. B. in his +enthusiasm inserted in the Pall Mall Gazette, caused no small excitement +in the Florac family. The Florac family read the Pall Mall Gazette, +knowing that Clive's friends were engaged in that periodical. When Madame +de Florac, who did not often read newspapers, happened to cast her eye +upon that poetic paragraph of F. B.'s, you may fancy, with what a panic +it filled the good and pious lady. Her son become a Protestant! After all +the grief and trouble his wildness had occasioned to her, Paul forsake +his religion! But that her husband was so ill and aged as not to be able +to bear her absence, she would have hastened to London to rescue her son +out of that perdition. She sent for her younger son, who undertook the +embassy; and the Prince and Princesse de Moncontour, in their hotel at +London, were one day surprised by the visit of the Abbe de Florac. + +As Paul was quite innocent of any intention of abandoning his religion, +the mother's kind heart was very speedily set at rest by her envoy. Far +from Paul's conversion to Protestantism, the Abbe wrote home the most +encouraging accounts of his sister-in-law's precious dispositions. He had +communications with Madame de Moncontour's Anglican director, a man of +not powerful mind, wrote M. l'Abbe, though of considerable repute for +eloquence in his Sect. The good dispositions of his sister-in-law were +improved by the French clergyman, who could be most captivating and +agreeable when a work of conversion was in hand. The visit reconciled the +family to their English relative, in whom good-nature and many other good +qualities were to be seen now that there were hopes of reclaiming her. It +was agreed that Madame de Moncontour should come and inhabit the Hotel de +Florac at Paris: perhaps the Abbe tempted the worthy lady by pictures of +the many pleasures and advantages she would enjoy in that capital. She +was presented at her own court by the French ambassadress of that day: +and was received at the Tuileries with a cordiality which flattered and +pleased her. + +Having been presented herself, Madame la Princesse in turn presented to +her august sovereign Mrs. T. Higg and Miss Higg, of Manchester, Mrs. +Samuel Higg, of Newcome; the husbands of those ladies (the Princess's +brothers) also sporting a court-dress for the first time. Sam Higg's +neighbour, the member for Newcome; Sir Brian Newcome, Bart., was too ill +to act as Higg's sponsor before majesty; but Barnes Newcome was +uncommonly civil to the two Lancashire gentlemen; though their politics +were different to his, and Sam had voted against Sir Brian at his last +election. Barnes took them to dine at a club--recommended his tailor--and +sent Lady Clara Pulleyn to call on Mrs. Higg--who pronounced her to be a +pretty young woman and most haffable. The Countess of Dorking would have +been delighted to present these ladies had the Princess not luckily been +in London to do that office. The Hobson Newcomes were very civil to the +Lancashire party, and entertained them splendidly at dinner. I believe +Mrs. and Mr. Hobson themselves went to court this year, the latter in a +deputy-lieutenant's uniform. + +If Barnes Newcome was so very civil to the Higg family we may suppose he +had good reason. The Higgs were very strong in Newcome, and it was +advisable to conciliate them. They were very rich, and their account +would not be disagreeable at the bank. Madame de Moncontour's--a large +easy private account--would be more pleasant still. And, Hobson Brothers +having entered largely into the Anglo-Continental Railway, whereof +mention has been made, it was a bright thought of Barnes to place the +Prince of Moncontour, etc. etc., on the French Direction of the Railway; +and to take the princely prodigal down to Newcome with his new title, and +reconcile him to his wife and the Higg family. Barnes we may say invented +the principality: rescued the Vicomte de Florac out of his dirty lodgings +in Leicester Square, and sent the Prince of Moncontour back to his worthy +middle-aged wife again. The disagreeable dissenting days were over. A +brilliant young curate of Doctor Bulders, who also wore long hair, +straight waistcoats, and no shirt-collars, had already reconciled the +Vicomtesse de Florac to the persuasion, whereof the ministers are clad in +that queer uniform. The landlord of their hotel at St. James's got his +wine from Sherrick, and sent his families to Lady Whittlesea's Chapel. +The Rev. Charles Honeyman's eloquence and amiability were appreciated by +his new disciple--thus the historian has traced here step by step how all +these people became acquainted. + +Sam Higg, whose name was very good on 'Change in Manchester and London, +joined the direction of the Anglo-Continental. A brother had died lately, +leaving his money amongst them, and his wealth had added considerably to +Madame de Florac's means; his sister invested a portion of her capital in +the railway in her husband's name. The shares were at a premium, and gave +a good dividend. The Prince de Moncontour took his place with great +gravity at the Paris board, whither Barnes made frequent flying visits. +The sense of capitalism sobered and dignified Paul de Florac: at the age +of five-and-forty he was actually giving up being a young man, and was +not ill pleased at having to enlarge his waistcoats, and to show a little +grey in his moustache. His errors were forgotten: he was bien vu by the +Government. He might have had the Embassy Extraordinary to Queen Pomare; +but the health of Madame la Princesse was delicate. He paid his wife +visits every morning: appeared at her parties and her opera box, and was +seen constantly with her in public. He gave quiet little dinners still, +at which Clive was present sometimes: and had a private door and key to +his apartments, which were separated by all the dreary length of the +reception-rooms from the mirrored chamber and jonquil couch where the +Princess and Betsy reposed. When some of his London friends visited Paris +he showed us these rooms and introduced us duly to Madame la Princesse. +He was as simple and as much at home in the midst of these splendours, as +in the dirty little lodgings in Leicester Square, where he painted his +own boots, and cooked his herring over the tongs. As for Clive, he was +the infant of the house: Madame la Princesse could not resist his kind +face; and Paul was as fond of him in his way as Paul's mother in hers. +Would he live at the Hotel de Florac? There was an excellent atelier in +the pavilion, with a chamber for his servant. "No! you will be most at +ease in apartments of your own. You will have here but the society of +women. I do not rise till late: and my affairs, my board, call me away +for the greater part of the day. Thou wilt but be ennuyd to play trictrac +with my old father. My mother waits on him. My sister au second is given +up entirely to her children, who always have the pituite. Madame la +Princesse is not amusing for a young man. Come and go when thou wilt, +Clive, my garcon, my son: thy cover is laid. Wilt thou take the portraits +of all the family? Hast thou want of money? I had at thy age and almost +ever since, mon ami: but now we swim in gold, and when there is a louis +in my purse, there are ten francs for thee." To show his mother that he +did not think of the Reformed Religion, Paul did not miss going to mass +with her on Sunday. Sometimes Madame Paul went too, between whom and her +mother-in-law there could not be any liking, but there was now great +civility. They saw each other once a day: Madame Paul always paid her +visit to the Comte de Florac: and Betsy, her maid, made the old gentleman +laugh by her briskness and talk. She brought back to her mistress the +most wonderful stories which the old man told her about his doings during +the emigration--before he married Madame la Comtesse--when he gave +lessons in dancing, parbleu! There was his fiddle still, a trophy of +those old times. He chirped, and coughed, and sang, in his cracked old +voice, as he talked about them. "Lor! bless you, mum," says Betsy, "he +must have been a terrible old man!" He remembered the times well enough, +but the stories he sometimes told over twice or thrice in an hour. I am +afraid he had not repented sufficiently of those wicked old times: else +why did he laugh and giggle so when he recalled them? He would laugh and +giggle till he was choked with his old cough: and old S. Jean, his man, +came and beat M. le Comte on the back, and made M. le Comte take a +spoonful of his syrup. + +Between two such women as Madame de Florac and Lady Kew, of course there +could be little liking or sympathy. Religion, love, duty, the family, +were the French lady's constant occupation,--duty and the family, +perhaps, Lady Kew's aim too,--only the notions of duty were different in +either person. Lady Kew's idea of duty to her relatives being to push +them on in the world: Madame de Florac's to soothe, to pray, to attend +them with constant watchfulness, to strive to mend them with pious +counsel. I don't know that one lady was happier than the other. Madame de +Florac's eldest son was a kindly prodigal: her second had given his whole +heart to the Church: her daughter had centred hers on her own children, +and was jealous if their grandmother laid a finger on them. So Leonore de +Florac was quite alone. It seemed as if Heaven had turned away all her +children's hearts from her. Her daily business in life was to nurse a +selfish old man, into whose service she had been forced in early youth, +by a paternal decree which she never questioned; giving him obedience, +striving to give him respect,--everything but her heart, which had gone +out of her keeping. Many a good woman's life is no more cheerful; a +spring of beauty, a little warmth and sunshine of love, a bitter +disappointment, followed by pangs and frantic tears, then a long +monotonous story of submission. "Not here, my daughter, is to be your +happiness," says the priest; "whom Heaven loves it afflicts." And he +points out to her the agonies of suffering saints of her sex; assures her +of their present beatitudes and glories; exhorts her to bear her pains +with a faith like theirs; and is empowered to promise her a like reward. + +The other matron is not less alone. Her husband and son are dead, without +a tear for either,--to weep was not in Lady Kew's nature. Her grandson, +whom she had loved perhaps more than any human being, is rebellious and +estranged from her; her children, separated from her, save one whose +sickness and bodily infirmity the mother resents as disgraces to herself. +Her darling schemes fail somehow. She moves from town to town, and ball +to ball, and hall to castle, for ever uneasy and always alone. She sees +people scared at her coming; is received by sufferance and fear rather +than by welcome; likes perhaps the terror which she inspires, and to +enter over the breach rather than through the hospitable gate. She will +try and command wherever she goes; and trample over dependants and +society, with a grim consciousness that it dislikes her, a rage at its +cowardice, and an unbending will to domineer. To be old, proud, lonely, +and not have a friend in the world--that is her lot in it. As the French +lady may be said to resemble the bird which the fables say feeds her +young with her blood; this one, if she has a little natural liking for +her brood, goes hunting hither and thither and robs meat for them; And +so, I suppose, to make the simile good, we must compare the Marquis of +Farintosh to a lamb for the nonce, and Miss Ethel Newcome to a young +eaglet. Is it not a rare provision of nature (or fiction of poets, who +have their own natural history) that the strong-winged bird can soar to +the sun and gaze at it, and then come down from heaven and pounce on a +piece of carrion? + +After she became acquainted with certain circumstances, Madame de Florac +was very interested about Ethel Newcome, and strove in her modest way to +become intimate with her. Miss Newcome and Lady Kew attended Madame de +Moncontour's Wednesday evenings. "It is as well, my dear, for the +interests of the family that we should be particularly civil to these +people," Lady Kew said; and accordingly she came to the Hotel de Florac, +and was perfectly insolent to Madame la Princesse every Thursday evening. +Towards Madame de Florac, even Lady Kew could not be rude. She was so +gentle as to give no excuse for assault: Lady Kew vouchsafed you to +pronounce that Madame de Florac was "tres grande dame;"--"of the sort +which is almost impossible to find nowadays," Lady Kew said, who thought +she possessed this dignity in her own person. When Madame de Florac, +blushing, asked Ethel to come and see her, Ethel's grandmother consented +with the utmost willingness. "She is very devote, I have heard, and will +try and convert you. Of course you will hold your own about that sort of +thing; and have the good sense to keep off theology. There is no Roman +Catholic parti in England or Scotland that is to be thought for a moment. +You will see they will marry young Lord Derwenwater to an Italian +princess; but he is only seventeen, and his directors never lose sight of +him. Sir Bartholomew Bawkes will have a fine property when Lord Campion +dies, unless Lord Campion leaves the money to the convent where his +daughter is--and, of the other families, who is there? I made every +inquiry purposely--that is, of course, one is anxious to know about the +Catholics as about one's own people: and little Mr. Rood, who was one of +my poor brother Steyne's lawyers, told me there is not one young man of +that party at this moment who can be called a desirable person. Be very +civil to Madame de Florac; she sees some of the old legitimists, and you +know I am brouillee with that party of late years." + +"There is the Marquis de Montluc, who has a large fortune for France," +said Ethel, gravely; "he has a humpback, but he is very spiritual. +Monsieur de Cadillan paid me some compliments the other night, and even +asked George Barnes what my dot was, He is a widower, and has a wig and +two daughters. Which do you think would be the greatest encumbrance, +grandmamma,--a humpback, or a wig and two daughters? I like Madame de +Florac; for the sake of the borough, I must try and like poor Madame de +Moncontour, and I will go and see them whenever you please." + +So Ethel went to see Madame de Florac. She was very kind to Madame de +Preville's children, Madame de Florac's grandchildren; she was gay and +gracious with Madame de Moncontour. She went again and again to the Hotel +de Florac, not caring for Lady Kew's own circle of statesmen and +diplomatists, Russian, and Spanish, and French, whose talk about the +courts of Europe,--who was in favour at St. Petersburg, and who was in +disgrace at Schoenbrunn,--naturally did not amuse the lively young +person. The goodness of Madame de Florac's life, the tranquil grace and +melancholy kindness with which the French lady received her, soothed and +pleased Miss Ethel. She came and reposed in Madame de Florac's quiet +chamber, or sate in the shade in the sober old garden of her hotel; away +from all the trouble and chatter of the salons, the gossip of the +embassies, the fluttering ceremonial of the Parisian ladies' visits in +their fine toilettes, the fadaises of the dancing dandies, and the +pompous mysteries of the old statesmen who frequented her grandmother's +apartment. The world began for her at night; when she went in the train +of the old Countess from hotel to hotel, and danced waltz after waltz +with Prussian and Neapolitan secretaries, with princes' officers of +ordonnance,--with personages even more lofty very likely,--for the court +of the Citizen King was then in its splendour; and there must surely have +been a number of nimble young royal highnesses who would like to dance +with such a beauty as Miss Newcome. The Marquis of Farintosh had a share +in these polite amusements. His English conversation was not brilliant as +yet, although his French was eccentric; but at the court balls, whether +he appeared in his uniform of the Scotch Archers, or in his native +Glenlivat tartar there certainly was not in his own or the public +estimation a handsomer young nobleman in Paris that season. It has been +said that he was greatly improved in dancing; and, for a young man of his +age, his whiskers were really extraordinarily large and curly. + +Miss Newcome, out of consideration for her grandmother's strange +antipathy to him, did not inform Lady Kew that a young gentleman by the +name of Clive occasionally came to visit the Hotel de Florac. At first, +with her French education, Madame de Florac never would have thought of +allowing the cousins to meet in her house; but with the English it was +different. Paul assured her that in the English chateaux, les meess +walked for entire hours with the young men, made parties of the fish, +mounted to horse with them, the whole with the permission of the mothers. +"When I was at Newcome, Miss Ethel rode with me several times," Paul +said; "a preuve that we went to visit an old relation of the family, who +adores Clive and his father." When Madame de Florac questioned her son +about the young Marquis to whom it was said Ethel was engaged, Florac +flouted the idea. "Engaged! This young Marquis is engaged to the Theatre +des Varietes, my mother. He laughs at the notion of an engagement." When +one charged him with it of late at the club; and asked how Mademoiselle +Louqsor--she is so tall, that they call her the Louqsor--she is an +Odalisque Obelisque, ma mere; when one asked how the Louqsor would pardon +his pursuit of Miss Newcome, my Ecossois permitted himself to say in full +club, that it was Miss Newcome pursued him,--that nymph, that Diane, that +charming and peerless young creature! On which, as the others laughed, +and his friend Monsieur Walleye applauded, I dared to say in my turn, +"Monsieur le Marquis, as a young man, not familiar with our language, you +have said what is not true, milor, and therefore luckily not mischievous. +I have the honour to count of my friends the parents of the young lady of +whom you have spoken. You never could have intended to say that a young +miss who lives under the guardianship of her parents, and is obedient to +them, whom you meet in society all the nights, and at whose door your +carriage is to be seen every day, is capable of that with which you +charge her so gaily. These things say themselves, monsieur, in the +coulisses of the theatre, of women from whom you learn our language; not +of young persons pure and chaste, Monsieur de Farintosh! Learn to respect +your compatriots; to honour youth and innocence everywhere, monsieur! and +when you forget yourself, permit one who might be your father to point +where you are wrong." + +"And what did he answer?" asked the Countess. + +"I attended myself to a soufflet," replied Florac; "but his reply was +much more agreeable. The young insulary, with many blushes and a gros +juron, as his polite way is, said he had not wished to say a word against +that person. 'Of whom the name,' cried I, 'ought never to be spoken in +these places.' Herewith our little dispute ended." + +So, occasionally, Mr. Clive had the good luck to meet with his cousin at +the Hotel de Florac, where, I dare say, all the inhabitants wished he +should have his desire regarding this young lady. The Colonel had talked +early to Madame de Florac about this wish of his life, impossible then to +gratify, because Ethel was engaged to Lord Kew. Clive, in the fulness of +his heart, imparted his passion to Florac, and in answer to Paul's offer +to himself, had shown the Frenchman that kind letter in which his father +bade him carry aid to "Leonore de Florac's son," in case he should need +it. The case was all clear to the lively Paul. "Between my mother and +your good Colonel there must have been an affair of the heart in the +early days during the emigration." Clive owned his father had told him as +much, at least that he himself had been attached to Mademoiselle de +Blois. "It is for that that her heart yearns towards thee, that I have +felt myself entrained toward thee since I saw thee"--Clive momentarily +expected to be kissed again. "Tell thy father that I feel--am touched by +his goodness with an eternal gratitude, and love every one that loves my +mother." As far as wishes went, these two were eager promoters of Clive's +little love-affair; and Madame la Princesse became equally not less +willing. Clive's good looks and good-nature had had their effects upon +that good-natured woman, and he was as great a favourite with her as with +her husband. And thus it happened that when Miss Ethel came to pay her +visit, and sate with Madame de Florac and her grandchildren in the +garden, Mr. Newcome would sometimes walk up the avenue there, and salute +the ladies. + +If Ethel had not wanted to see him, would she have come? Yes; she used to +say she was going to Madame de Preville's, not Madame de Florac's, and +would insist, I have no doubt, that it was Madame de Preville whom she +went to see (whose husband was a member of the Chamber of Deputies, a +Conseiller d'etat; or other French bigwig), and that she had no idea of +going to meet Clive, or that he was more than a casual acquaintance at +the Hotel de Florac. There was no part of her conduct in all her life, +which this lady, when it was impugned, would defend more strongly than +this intimacy at the Hotel de Florac. It is not with this I quarrel +especially. My fair young readers, who have seen a half-dozen of seasons, +can you call to mind the time when you had such a friendship for Emma +Tomkins, that you were always at the Tomkins's, and notes were constantly +passing between your house and hers? When her brother, Paget Tomkins, +returned to India, did not your intimacy with Emma fall off? If your +younger sister is not in the room, I know you will own as much to me. I +think you are always deceiving yourselves and other people. I think the +motive you put forward is very often not the real one; though you will +confess, neither to yourself, nor to any human being, what the real +motive is. I think that what you desire you pursue, and are as selfish in +your way as your bearded fellow-creatures are. And as for the truth being +in you, of all the women in a great acquaintance, I protest there are +but--never mind. A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, +who never manages, who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses +her eyes, who never speculates on the effect which she produces, who +never is conscious of unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would +such a female be! Miss Hopkins, you have been a coquette since you were a +year old; you worked on your papa's friends in the nurse's arms by the +fascination of your lace frock and pretty new sash and shoes; when you +could just toddle, you practised your arts upon other children in the +square, poor little lambkins sporting among the daisies; and nunc in +ovilia, mox in reluctantes dracones, proceeding from the lambs to +reluctant dragoons, you tried your arts upon Captain Paget Tomkins, who +behaved so ill, and went to India without--without making those proposals +which of course you never expected. Your intimacy was with Emma. It has +cooled. Your sets are different. The Tomkins's are not quite etc. etc. +You believe Captain Tomkins married a Miss O'Grady, etc. etc. Ah, my +pretty, my sprightly Miss Hopkins, be gentle in your judgment of your +neighbours! + + + + +CHAPTER XLVII + +Contains two or three Acts of a Little Comedy + + +All this story is told by one, who, if he was not actually present at the +circumstances here narrated, yet had information concerning them, and +could supply such a narrative of facts and conversations as is, indeed, +not less authentic than the details we have of other histories. How can I +tell the feelings in a young lady's mind; the thoughts in a young +gentleman's bosom?--As Professor Owen or Professor Agassiz takes a +fragment of a bone, and builds an enormous forgotten monster out of it, +wallowing in primeval quagmires, tearing down leaves and branches of +plants that flourished thousands of years ago, and perhaps may be coal by +this time--so the novelist puts this and that together: from the +footprint finds the foot; from the foot, the brute who trod on it; from +the brute, the plant he browsed on, the marsh in which he swam--and thus +in his humble way a physiologist too, depicts the habits, size, +appearance of the beings whereof he has to treat;--traces this slimy +reptile through the mud, and describes his habits filthy and rapacious; +prods down this butterfly with a pin, and depicts his beautiful coat and +embroidered waistcoat; points out the singular structure of yonder more +important animal, the megatherium of his history. + +Suppose then, in the quaint old garden of the Hotel de Florac, two young +people are walking up and down in an avenue of lime-trees, which are +still permitted to grow in that ancient place. In the centre of that +avenue is a fountain, surmounted by a Triton so grey and moss-eaten, that +though he holds his conch to his swelling lips, curling his tail in the +arid basin, his instrument has had a sinecure for at least fifty years; +and did not think fit even to play when the Bourbons, in whose time he +was erected, came back from their exile. At the end of the lime-tree +avenue is a broken-nosed damp Faun, with a marble panpipe, who pipes to +the spirit ditties which I believe never had any tune. The perron of the +hotel is at the other end of the avenue; a couple of Caesars on either +side of the door-window, from which the inhabitants of the hotel issue +into the garden--Caracalla frowning over his mouldy shoulder at Nerva, on +to whose clipped hair the roofs of the grey chateau have been dribbling +for ever so many long years. There are more statues gracing this noble +place. There is Cupid, who has been at the point of kissing Psyche this +half-century at least, though the delicious event has never come off, +through all those blazing summers and dreary winters: there is Venus and +her Boy under the damp little dome of a cracked old temple. Through the +alley of this old garden, in which their ancestors have disported in +hoops and powder, Monsieur de Florac's chair is wheeled by St. Jean, his +attendant; Madame de Preville's children trot about, and skip, and play +at cache-cache. The R. P. de Florac (when at home) paces up and down and +meditates his sermons; Madame de Florac sadly walks sometimes to look at +her roses; and Clive and Ethel Newcome are marching up and down; the +children, and their bonne of course being there, jumping to and fro; and +Madame de Florac, having just been called away to Monsieur le Comte, +whose physician has come to see him. + +Ethel says, "How charming and odd this solitude is: and how pleasant to +hear the voices of the children playing in the neighbouring Convent +garden," of which they can see the new chapel rising over the trees. + +Clive remarks that "the neighbouring hotel has curiously changed its +destination. One of the members of the Directory had it; and, no doubt, +in the groves of its garden, Madame Tallien, and Madame Recamier, and +Madame Beauharnais have danced under the lamps. Then a Marshal of the +Empire inhabited it. Then it was restored to its legitimate owner, +Monsieur le Marquis de Bricquabracque, whose descendants, having a +lawsuit about the Bricquabracque succession, sold the hotel to the +Convent." + +After some talk about nuns, Ethel says, "There were convents in England. +She often thinks she would like to retire to one;" and she sighs as if +her heart were in that scheme. + +Clive, with a laugh, says, "Yes. If you could retire after the season, +when you were very weary of the balls, a convent would be very nice. At +Rome he had seen San Pietro in Montorio and Sant Onofrio, that delightful +old place where Tasso died: people go and make a retreat there. In the +ladies' convents, the ladies do the same thing--and he doubts whether +they are much more or less wicked after their retreat, than gentlemen and +ladies in England or France." + +Ethel. Why do you sneer at all faith? Why should not a retreat do people +good? Do you suppose the world is so satisfactory, that those who are in +it never wish for a while to leave it'd (She heaves a sigh and looks down +towards a beautiful new dress of many flounces, which Madame de +Flouncival, the great milliner, has sent her home that very day.) + +Clive. I do not know what the world is, except from afar off. I am like +the Peri who looks into Paradise and sees angels within it. I live in +Charlotte Street, Fitzroy Square: which is not within the gates of +Paradise. I take the gate to be somewhere in Davies Street, leading out +of Oxford Street into Grosvenor Square. There's another gate in Hay Hill: +and another in Bruton Street, Bond---- + +Ethel. Don't be a goose. + +Clive. Why not? It is as good to be a goose, as to be a lady--no, a +gentleman of fashion. Suppose I were a Viscount, an Earl, a Marquis, a +Duke, would you say Goose? No, you would say Swan. + +Ethel. Unkind and unjust!--ungenerous to make taunts which common people +make: and to repeat to me those silly sarcasms which your low Radical +literary friends are always putting in their books! Have I ever made any +difference to you? Would I not sooner see you than the fine people? Would +I talk with you, or with the young dandies most willingly? Are we not of +the same blood, Clive; and of all the grandees I see about, can there be +a grander gentleman than your dear old father? You need not squeeze my +hand so.--Those little imps are look--that has nothing to do with the +question. Viens, Leonore! Tu connois bien, monsieur, n'est-ce pas? qui te +fait de si jolis dessins? + +Leonore. Ah, oui! Vous m'en ferez toujours, n'est-ce pas Monsieur Clive? +des chevaux, et puis des petites filles avec leurs gouvernantes, et puis +des maisons--et puis--et puis des maisons encore--ou est bonne maman? + + [Exit little LEONORE down an alley. + +Ethel. Do you remember when we were children, and you used to make +drawings for us? I have some now that you did--in my geography book, +which I used to read and read with Miss Quigley. + +Clive. I remember all about our youth, Ethel. + +Ethel. Tell me what you remember? + +Clive. I remember one of the days, when I first saw you, I had been +reading the Arabian Nights at school--and you came in in a bright dress +of shot silk, amber, and blue--and I thought you were like that +fairy-princess who came out of the crystal box--because---- + +Ethel. Because why? + +Clive. Because I always thought that fairy somehow must be the most +beautiful creature in all the world--that is "why and because." Do not +make me Mayfair curtsies. You know whether you are good-looking or not: +and how long I have thought you so. I remember when I thought I would +like to be Ethel's knight, and that if there was anything she would have +me do, I would try and achieve it in order to please her. I remember when +I was so ignorant I did not know there was any difference in rank between +us. + +Ethel. Ah, Clive! + +Clive. Now it is altered. Now I know the difference between a poor +painter and a young lady of the world. Why haven't I a title and a great +fortune? Why did I ever see you, Ethel; or, knowing the distance which it +seems fate has placed between us, why have I seen you again? + +Ethel (innocently). Have I ever made any difference between us? Whenever +I may see you, am I not too glad? Don't I see you sometimes when I should +not--no--I do not say when I should not; but when others, whom I am bound +to obey, forbid me? What harm is there in my remembering old days? Why +should I be ashamed of our relationship?--no, not ashamed--shy should I +forget it? Don't do that, sir; we have shaken hands twice already. +Leonore! Xavier! + +Clive. At one moment you like me: and at the next you seem to repent it. +One day you seem happy when I come; and another day you are ashamed of +me. Last Tuesday, when you came with those fine ladies to the Louvre, you +seemed to blush when you saw me copying at my picture; and that stupid +young lord looked quite alarmed because you spoke to me. My lot in life +is not very brilliant; but I would not change it against that young +man's--no, not with all his chances. + +Ethel. What do you mean with all his chances? + +Clive. You know very well. I mean I would not be as selfish or as dull, +or as ill educated--I won't say worse of him--not to be as handsome, or +as wealthy, or as noble as he is. I swear I would not now change my place +against his, or give up being Clive Newcome to be my Lord Marquis of +Farintosh, with all his acres and titles of nobility. + +Ethel. Why are you for ever harping about Lord Farintosh and his titles? +I thought it was only women who were jealous--you gentlemen say so.-- +(Hurriedly.) I am going to-night with grandmamma to the Minister of the +Interior, and then to the Russian ball; and to-morrow to the Tuileries. +We dine at the Embassy first; and on Sunday, I suppose, we shall go to +the Rue d'Aguesseau. I can hardly come here before Mon---. Madam de +Florac! Little Leonore is very like you--resembles you very much. My +cousin says he longs to make a drawing of her. + +Madame de Florac. My husband always likes that I should be present at +his dinner. Pardon me, young people, that I have been away from you for a +moment. + + [Exeunt CLIVE, ETHEL, and Madame DE F. into the house. + + +CONVERSATION II.-SCENE I + +Miss Newcome arrives in Lady Kew's carriage, which enters the court of +the Hotel de Florac. + +Saint Jean. Mademoiselle--Madame la Comtesse is gone out but madame has +charged me to say, that she will be at home to the dinner of M. le Comte, +as to the ordinary. + +Miss Newcome. Madame de Preville is at home? + +Saint Jean. Pardon me, madame is gone out with M. le Baron, and M. +Xavier, and Mademoiselle de Preville. They are gone, miss, I believe, to +visit the parents of Monsieur le Baron; of whom it is probably to-day the +fete: for Mademoiselle Leonore carried a bouquet--no doubt for her +grandpapa. Will it please mademoiselle to enter? I think Monsieur the +Count sounds me. (Bell rings.) + +Miss Newcome. Madame la Prince--Madame la Vicomtesse is at home, +Monsieur St. Jean? + +Saint Jean. I go to call the people of Madame la Vicomtesse. + + [Exit Old SAINT JEAN to the carriage: a Lackey comes presently + in a gorgeous livery, with buttons like little cheese plates. + +The Lackey. The Princess is at home, miss, and will be most appy to see +you, miss. (Miss trips up the great stair: a gentleman out of livery has +come forth to the landing, and introduces her to the apartments of Madame +la Princesse.) + +The Lackey to the Servants on the box. Good morning, Thomas. How dy' do, +old Backystopper? + +Backystopper. How de do, Jim? I say, you couldn't give a feller a drink +of beer, could yer, Muncontour? It was precious wet last night, I can +tell you. 'Ad to stop for three hours at the Napolitum Embassy, when we +was a dancing. Me and some chaps went into Bob Parsom's and had a drain. +Old Cat came out and couldn't find her carriage, not by no means, could +she, Tommy? Blest if I didn't nearly drive her into a wegetable-cart. I +was so uncommon scruey! Who's this a-hentering at your pot-coshare? +Billy, my fine feller! + +Clive Newcome (by the most singular coincidence). Madame la Princesse? + +Lackey. We, munseer. (He rings a bell: the gentleman in black appears as +before on the landing-place up the stair.) + + [Exit Clive. + +Backystopper. I say, Bill: is that young chap often a-coming about here? +They'd run pretty in a curricle, wouldn't they? Miss N. and Master N. +Quiet, old woman! Jest look to that mare's ead, will you, Billy? He's a +fine young feller, that is. He gave me a covering the other night. +Whenever I sor him in the Park, he was always riding an ansum hanimal. +What is he? They said in our 'all he was a hartis. I can 'ardly think +that. Why, there used to be a hartis come to our club, and painted two or +three of my 'osses, and my old woman too. + +Lackey. There's hartises and hartises, Backystopper. Why, there's some +on 'em comes here with more stars on their coats than Dukes has got. Have +you never 'eard of Mossyer Verny, or Mossyer Gudang? + +Backystopper. They say this young gent is sweet on Miss N.; which, I +guess, I wish he may git it. + +Tommy. He! he! he! + +Backystopper. Brayvo, Tommy. Tom ain't much of a man for conversation, +but he's a precious one to drink. Do you think the young gent is sweet on +her, Tommy? I sor him often prowling about our 'ouse in Queen Street, +when we was in London. + +Tommy. I guess he wasn't let in in Queen Street. I guess hour little +Buttons was very near turned away for saying we was at home to him--I +guess a footman's place is to keep his mouth hopen--no, his heyes hopen-- +and his mouth shut. (He lapses into silence.) + +Lackey. I think Thomis is in love, Thomis is. Who was that young woman I +saw you a-dancing of at the Showmier, Thomis? How the young Marquis was +a-cuttin' of it about there! The pleace was obliged to come up and stop +him dancing. His man told old Buzfuz upstairs, that the Marquis's goings +on is hawful. Up till four or five every morning; blind hookey, +shampaign, the dooce's own delight. That party have had I don't know how +much in diamonds--and they quarrel and swear at each other, and fling +plates: it's tremendous. + +Tommy. Why doesn't the Marquis man mind his own affairs? He's a +supersellious beast: and will no more speak to a man, except he's +out-a-livery, than he would to a chimbly-swip. He! Cuss him, I'd fight +'im for 'alf-a-crown. + +Lackey. And we'd back you, Tommy. Buzfuz upstairs ain't supersellious; +nor is the Prince's walet nether. That old Sangjang's a rum old guvnor. +He was in England with the Count, fifty years ago--in the hemigration--in +Queen Hann's time, you know. He used to support the old Count. He says he +remembers a young Musseer Newcome then, that used to take lessons from +the Shevallier, the Countess' father--there's my bell. + + [Exit Lackey. + +Backystopper. Not a bad chap that. Sports his money very free--sings an +uncommon good song. + +Thomas. Pretty voice, but no cultiwation. + +Lackey (who re-enters). Be here at two o'clock for Miss N. Take +anything? Come round the corner.--There's a capital shop round the +corner. + + [Exeunt Servants. + + +SCENE II + +Ethel. I can't think where Madame de Moncontour has gone. How very odd +it was that you should come here--that we should both come here to-day! +How surprised I was to see you at the Minister's! Grandmamma was so +angry! "That boy pursues us wherever we go," she said. I am sure I don't +know why we shouldn't meet, Clive. It seems to be wrong even my seeing +you by chance here. Do you know, sir, what a scolding I had about--about +going to Brighton with you? My grandmother did not hear of it till we +were in Scotland, when that foolish maid of mine talked of it to her +maid; and, there was oh, such a tempest! If there were a Bastile here, +she would like to lock you into it. She says that you are always upon our +way--I don't know how, I am sure. She says, but for you I should have +been--you know what I should have been: but I am thankful that I wasn't, +and Kew has got a much nicer wife in Henrietta Pulleyn, than I could ever +have been to him. She will be happier than Clara, Clive. Kew is one of +the kindest creatures in the world--not very wise; not very strong: but +he is just such a kind, easy, generous little man, as will make a girl +like Henrietta quite happy. + +Clive. But not you, Ethel? + +Ethel. No, nor I him. My temper is difficult, Clive, and I fear few men +would bear with me. I feel, somehow, always very lonely. How old am I? +Twenty--I feel sometimes as if I was a hundred; and in the midst of all +these admirations and fetes and flatteries, so tired, oh, so tired! And +yet if I don't have them, I miss them. How I wish I was religious like +Madame de Florac: there is no day that she does not go to church. She is +for ever busy with charities, clergymen, conversions; I think the +Princess will be brought over ere long--that dear old Madame de Florac! +and yet she is no happier than the rest of us. Hortense is an empty +little thing, who thinks of her prosy fat Camille with spectacles, and of +her two children, and of nothing else in the world besides. Who is happy? +Clive! + +Clive. You say Barnes's wife is not. + +Ethel. We are like brother and sister, so I may talk to you. Barnes is +very cruel to her. At Newcome, last winter, poor Clara used to come into +my room with tears in her eyes morning after morning. He calls her a +fool; and seems to take a pride in humiliating her before company. My +poor father has luckily taken a great liking to her: and before him, for +he has grown very very hot-tempered since his illness, Barnes leaves poor +Clara alone. We were in hopes that the baby might make matters better, +but as it is a little girl, Barnes chooses to be very much disappointed. +He wants papa to give up his seat in Parliament, but he clings to that +more than anything. Oh, dear me! who is happy in the world? What a pity +Lord Highgate's father had not died sooner! He and Barnes have been +reconciled. I wonder my brother's spirit did not revolt against it. The +old lord used to keep a great sum of money at the bank, I believe: and +the present one does so still: he has paid all his debts off: and Barnes +is actually friends with him. He is always abusing the Dorkings, who want +to borrow money from the bank, he says. This eagerness for money is +horrible. If I had been Barnes I would never have been reconciled with +Mr. Belsize, never, never! And yet they say he was quite right: and +grandmamma is even pleased that Lord Highgate should be asked to dine in +Park Lane. Poor papa is there: come to attend his parliamentary duties as +he thinks. He went to a division the other night; and was actually lifted +out of his carriage and wheeled into the lobby in a chair. The ministers +thanked him for coming. I believe he thinks he will have his peerage yet. +Oh, what a life of vanity ours is! + +Enter Madame de Moncontour. What are you young folks a-talkin' about-- +balls and operas? When first I was took to the opera I did not like it-- +and fell asleep. But now, oh, it's 'eavenly to hear Grisi sing! + +The Clock. Ting, ting! + +Ethel. Two o'clock already! I must run back to grandmamma. Good-bye, +Madame de Moncontour; I am so sorry I have not been able to see dear +Madame de Florac. I will try and come to her on Thursday--please tell +her. Shall we meet you at the American minister's to-night, or at Madame +de Brie's to-morrow? Friday is your own night--I hope grandmamma will +bring me. How charming your last music was! Good-bye, mon cousin! You +shall not come downstairs with me, I insist upon it, sir: and had much +best remain here, and finish your drawing of Madame de Moncontour. + +Princess. I've put on the velvet, you see, Clive--though it's very 'ot +in May. Good-bye, my dear. + + [Exit ETHEL + + +As far as we can judge from the above conversation, which we need not +prolong--as the talk between Madame de Moncontour and Monsieur Clive, +after a few complimentary remarks about Ethel, had nothing to do with the +history of the Newcomes--as far as we can judge, the above little +colloquy took place on Monday: and about Wednesday, Madame la Comtesse de +Florac received a little note from Clive, in which he said, that one day +when she came to the Louvre, where he was copying, she had admired a +picture of a Virgin and Child, by Sasso Ferrato, since when he had been +occupied in making a water-colour drawing after the picture, and hoped +she would be pleased to accept the copy from her affectionate and +grateful servant, Clive Newcome. The drawing would be done the next day, +when he would call with it in his hand. Of course Madame de Florac +received this announcement very kindly; and sent back by Clive's servant +a note of thanks to that young gentleman. + +Now on Thursday morning, about one o'clock, by one of those singular +coincidences which, etc. etc., who should come to the Hotel de Florac but +Miss Ethel Newcome? Madame la Comtesse was at home, waiting to receive +Clive and his picture: but Miss Ethel's appearance frightened the good +lady, so much so that she felt quite guilty at seeing the girl, whose +parents might think--I don't know what they might not think--that Madame +de Florac was trying to make a match between the young people. Hence +arose the words uttered by the Countess, after a while, in-- + + +CONVERSATION III + +Madame de Florac (at work). And so you like to quit the world and to +come to our triste old hotel. After to-day you will find it still more +melancholy, my poor child. + +Ethel. And why? + +Madame de F. Some one who has been here to egager our little meetings +will come no more. + +Ethel. Is the Abbe de Florac going to quit Paris, madam? + +Madame de F. It is not of him that I speak, thou knowest it very well, +my daughter. Thou hast seen my poor Clive twice here. He will come once +again, and then no more. My conscience reproaches me that I have admitted +him at all. But he is like a son to me, and was so confided to me by his +father. Five years ago, when we met, after an absence--of how many +years!--Colonel Newcome told me what hopes he had cherished for his boy. +You know well, my daughter, with whom those hopes were connected. Then he +wrote me that family arrangements rendered his plans impossible--that the +hand of Miss Newcome was promised elsewhere. When I heard from my son +Paul how these negotiations were broken, my heart rejoiced, Ethel, for my +friend's sake. I am an old woman now, who have seen the world, and all +sorts of men. Men more brilliant no doubt I have known, but such a heart +as his, such a faith as his, such a generosity and simplicity as Thomas +Newcome's--never! + +Ethel (smiling). Indeed, dear lady, I think with you. + +Madame de F. I understand thy smile, my daughter. I can say to thee, +that when we were children almost, I knew thy good uncle. My poor father +took the pride of his family into exile with him. Our poverty only made +his pride the greater. Even before the emigration a contract had been +passed between our family and the Count de Florac. I could not be wanting +to the word given by my father. For how many long years have I kept it? +But when I see a young girl who may be made the victim--the subject of a +marriage of convenience, as I was--my heart pities her. And if I love +her, as I love you, I tell her my thoughts. Better poverty, Ethel: better +a cell in a convent: than a union without love. Is it written eternally +that men are to make slaves of us? Here in France, above all, our fathers +sell us every day. And what a society ours is! Thou wilt know this when +thou art married. There are some laws so cruel that nature revolts +against theme, and breaks them--or we die in keeping them. You smile. I +have been nearly fifty years dying--n'est-ce pas?--and am here an old +woman, complaining to a young girl. It is because our recollections of +youth are always young: and because I have suffered so, that I would +spare those I love a like grief. Do you know that the children of those +who do not love in marriage seem to bear an hereditary coldness, and do +not love their parents as other children do? They witness our differences +and our indifferences, hear our recriminations, take one side or the +other in our disputes, and are partisans for father or mother. We force +ourselves to be hypocrites, and hide our wrongs from them; we speak of a +bad father with false praises; we wear feint smiles over our tears, and +deceive our children--deceive them, do we? Even from the exercise of that +pious deceit there is no woman but suffers in the estimation of her sons. +They may shield her as champions against their father's selfishness or +cruelty. In this case, what a war! What a home, where the son sees a +tyrant in the father, and in the mother but a trembling victim! I speak +not for myself--whatever may have been the course of our long wedded +life, I have not to complain of these ignoble storms. But when the family +chief neglects his wife, or prefers another to her, the children too, +courtiers as we are, will desert her. You look incredulous about domestic +love. Tenez, my child, if I may so surmise, I think you cannot have seen +it. + +Ethel (blushing, and thinking, perhaps, how she esteems her father, how +her mother, and how much they esteem each other). My father and mother +have been most kind to all their children, madame; and no one can say +that their marriage has been otherwise than happy. My mother is the +kindest and most affectionate mother, and--(Here a vision of Sir Brian +alone in his room, and nobody really caring for him so much as his valet, +who loves him to the extent of fifty pounds a year and perquisites; or, +perhaps, Miss Cann, who reads to him, and plays a good deal of evenings, +much to Sir Brian's liking--here this vision, we say, comes, and stops +Miss Ethel's sentence.) + +Madame de F. Your father, in his infirmity--and yet he is five years +younger than Colonel Newcome--is happy to have such a wife and such +children. They comfort his age; they cheer his sickness; they confide +their griefs and pleasures to him--is it not so? His closing days are +soothed by their affection. + +Ethel. Oh, no, no! And yet it is not his fault or ours that he is a +stranger to us. He used to be all day at the bank, or at night in the +House of Commons, or he and mamma went to parties, and we young ones +remained with the governess. Mamma is very kind. I have never, almost, +known her angry; never with us; about us, sometimes, with the servants. +As children, we used to see papa and mamma at breakfast; and then when +she was dressing to go out. Since he has been ill, she has given up all +parties. I wanted to do so too. I feel ashamed in the world, sometimes, +when I think of my poor father at home, alone. I wanted to stay, but my +mother and my grandmother forbade me. Grandmamma has a fortune, which she +says I am to have: since then they have insisted on my being with her. +She is very clever you know: she is kind too in her way; but she cannot +live out of society. And I, who pretend to revolt, I like it too; and I, +who rail and scorn flatterers--oh, I like admiration! I am pleased when +the women hate me, and the young men leave them for me. Though I despise +many of these, yet I can't help drawing them towards me. One or two of +them I have seen unhappy about me, and I like it; and if they are +indifferent I am angry, and never tire till they come back. I love +beautiful dresses; I love jewels; I love a great name and a fine house-- +oh, I despise myself, when I think of these things! When I lie in bed and +say I have been heartless and a coquette, I cry with humiliation; and +then rebel and say, Why not?--and to-night--yes, to-night--after leaving +you, I shall be wicked, I know I shall. + +Madame de F. (sadly). One will pray for thee, my child. + +Ethel (sadly). I thought I might be good once. I used to say my own +prayers then. Now I speak them but by rote, and feel ashamed--yes, +ashamed to speak them. Is it not horrid to say them, and next morning to +be no better than you were last night? Often I revolt at these as at +other things, and am dumb. The Vicar comes to see us at Newcome, and eats +so much dinner, and pays us such court, and "Sir Brians" papa, and +"Your Ladyship's" mamma. With grandmamma I go to hear a fashionable +preacher--Clive's uncle, whose sister lets lodgings at Brighton; such a +queer, bustling, pompous, honest old lady. Do you know that Clive's aunt +lets lodgings at Brighton? + +Madame de F. My father was an usher in a school. Monsieur de Florac gave +lessons in the emigration. Do you know in what? + +Ethel. Oh, the old nobility! that is different, you know. That Mr. +Honeyman is so affected that I have no patience with him! + +Madame de F. (with a sigh). I wish you could attend the services of a +better church. And when was it you thought you might be good, Ethel? + +Ethel. When I was a girl. Before I came out. When I used to take long +rides with my dear Uncle Newcome; and he used to talk to me in his sweet +simple way; and he said I reminded him of some one he once knew. + +Madame de F. Who--who was that, Ethel? + +Ethel (looking up at Gerard's picture of the Countess de Florac). What +odd dresses you wore in the time of the Empire, Madame de Florac! How +could you ever have such high waists, and such wonderful fraises! + (MADAME DE FLORAC kisses ETHEL. Tableau.) + +Enter SAINT JEAN, preceding a gentleman with a drawing-board under his +arm. + +Saint Jean. Monsieur Claive! [Exit SAINT JEAN. + +Clive. How do you do, Madame la Comtesse? Mademoiselle, j'ai l'honneur +de vous souhaiter le bon jour. + +Madame de F. Do you come from the Louvre? Have you finished that +beautiful copy, mon ami? + +Clive. I have brought it for you. It is not very good. There are always +so many petites demoiselles copying that Sasso Ferrato; and they chatter +about it so, and hop from one easel to another; and the young artists are +always coming to give them advice--so that there is no getting a good +look at the picture. But I have brought you the sketch; and am so pleased +that you asked for it. + +Madame de F. (surveying the sketch). It is charming--charming! What +shall we give to our painter for his chef-d'oeuvre? + +Clive (kisses her hand). There is my pay! And you will be glad to hear +that two of my portraits have been received at the Exhibition. My uncle, +the clergyman, and Mr. Butts, of the Life Guards. + +Ethel. Mr. Butts--quel nom! Je ne connois aucun M. Butts! + +Clive. He has a famous head to draw. They refused Crackthorpe and--and +one or two other heads I sent in. + +Ethel (tossing up hers). Miss Mackenzie's, I suppose! + +Clive. Yes, Miss Mackenzie's. It is a sweet little face; too delicate +for my hand, though. + +Ethel. So is a wax-doll's a pretty face. Pink cheeks; china-blue eyes; +and hair the colour of old Madame Hempenfeld's--not her last hair--her +last but one. (She goes to a window that looks into the court.) + +Clive (to the Countess). Miss Mackenzie speaks more respectfully of +other people's eyes and hair. She thinks there is nobody in the world to +compare to Miss Newcome. + +Madame de F. (aside). And you, mon ami? This is the last time, +entendez-vous? You must never come here again. If M. le Comte knew it he +never would pardon me. Encore? (He kisses her ladyship's hand again.) + +Clive. A good action gains to be repeated. Miss Newcome, does the view +of the courtyard please you? The old trees and the garden are better. +That dear old Faun without a nose! I must have a sketch of him: the +creepers round the base are beautiful. + +Miss N. I was looking to see if the carriage had come for me. It is time +that I return home. + +Clive. That is my brougham. May I carry you anywhere? I hire him by the +hour: and I will carry you to the end of the world. + +Miss N. Where are you going, Madame de Floras?--to show that sketch to +M. le Comte? Dear me! I don't fancy that M. de Florac can care for such +things! I am sure I have seen many as pretty on the quays for twenty-five +sous. I wonder the carriage is not come for me. + +Clive. You can take mine without my company, as that seems not to please +you. + +Miss N. Your company is sometimes very pleasant--when you please. +Sometimes, as last night, for instance, when you particularly lively. + +Clive. Last night, after moving heaven and earth to get an invitation to +Madame de Brie--I say, heaven and earth, that is a French phrase--I +arrive there; I find Miss Newcome engaged for almost every dance, +waltzing with M. de Klingenspohr, galloping with Count de Capri, +galloping and waltzing with the most noble the Marquis of Farintosh. She +will scarce speak to me during the evening; and when I wait till +midnight, her grandmamma whisks her home, and I am left alone for my +pains. Lady Kew is in one of her high moods, and the only words she +condescends to say to me are, "Oh, I thought you had returned to London," +with which she turns her venerable back upon me. + +Miss N. A fortnight ago you said you were going to London. You said the +copies you were about here would not take you another week, and that was +three weeks since. + +Clive. It were best I had gone. + +Miss N. If you think so, I cannot but think so. + +Clive. Why do I stay and hover about you, and follow you know--I follow +you? Can I live on a smile vouchsafed twice a week, and no brighter than +you give to all the world? What I do I get, but to hear your beauty +praised, and to see you, night after night, happy and smiling and +triumphant, the partner of other men? Does it add zest to your triumph, +to think that I behold it? I believe you would like a crowd of us to +pursue you. + +Miss N. To pursue me; and if they find me alone, by chance to compliment +me with such speeches as you make? That would be pleasure indeed! Answer +me here in return, Clive. Have I ever disguised from any of my friends +the regard I have for you? Why should I? Have not I taken your part when +you were maligned? In former days, when--when Lord Kew asked me, as he +had a right to do then--I said it was as a brother I held you; and always +would. If I have been wrong, it has been for two or three times in seeing +you at all--or seeing you thus; in letting you speak to me as you do-- +injure me as you do. Do you think I have not hard enough words said to me +about you, but that you must attack me too in turn? Last night only, +because you were at the ball,--it was very, very wrong of me to tell you +I was going there,--as we went home, Lady Kew--Go, sir. I never thought +you would have seen in me this humiliation. + +Clive. Is it possible that I should have made Ethel Newcome shed tears? +Oh, dry them, dry them. Forgive me, Ethel, forgive me! I have no right to +jealousy, or to reproach you--I know that. If others admire you, surely I +ought to know that they--they do but as I do: I should be proud, not +angry, that they admire my Ethel--my sister, if you can be no more. + +Ethel. I will be that always, whatever harsh things you think or say of +me. There, sir, I am not going to be so foolish as to cry again. Have you +been studying very hard? Are your pictures good at the Exhibition? I like +you with your mustachios best, and order you not to cut them off again. +The young men here wear them. I hardly knew Charles Beardmore when he +arrived from Berlin the other day, like a sapper and miner. His little +sisters cried out, and were quite frightened by his apparition. Why are +you not in diplomacy? That day, at Brighton, when Lord Farintosh asked +whether you were in the army, I thought to myself, why is he not? + +Clive. A man in the army may pretend to anything, n'est-ce pas? He wears +a lovely uniform. He may be a General, a K.C.B., a Viscount, an Earl. He +may be valiant in arms, and wanting a leg, like the lover in the song. It +is peace-time, you say? so much the worse career for a soldier. My father +would not have me, he said, for ever dangling in barracks, or smoking in +country billiard-rooms. I have no taste for law: and as for diplomacy, I +have no relations in the Cabinet, and no uncles in the House of Peers. +Could my uncle, who is in Parliament, help me much, do you think? or +would he, if he could?--or Barnes, his noble son and heir, after him? + +Ethel (musing). Barnes would not, perhaps, but papa might even still, +and you have friends who are fond of you. + +Clive. No--no one can help me: and my art, Ethel, is not only my choice +and my love, but my honour too. I shall never distinguish myself in it: I +may take smart likenesses, but that is all. I am not fit to grind my +friend Ridley's colours for him. Nor would my father, who loves his own +profession so, make a good general probably. He always says so. I thought +better of myself when I began as a boy; and was a conceited youngster, +expecting to carry it all before me. But as I walked the Vatican, and +looked at Raphael, and at the great Michael--I knew I was but a poor +little creature; and in contemplating his genius, shrunk up till I felt +myself as small as a man looks under the dome of St. Peter's. Why should +I wish to have a great genius?--Yes, there is one reason why I should +like to have it. + +Ethel. And that is? + +Clive. To give it you, if it pleased you, Ethel. But I might wish for +the roc's egg: there is no way of robbing the bird. I must take a humble +place, and you want a brilliant one. A brilliant one! Oh, Ethel, what a +standard we folks measure fame by! To have your name in the Morning Post, +and to go to three balls every night. To have your dress described at the +Drawing-Room; and your arrival, from a round of visits in the country, at +your town-house; and the entertainment of the Marchioness of Farin---- + +Ethel. Sir, if you please, no calling names. + +Clive. I wonder at it. For you are in the world, and you love the world, +whatever you may say. And I wonder that one of your strength of mind +should so care for it. I think my simple old father is much finer than +all your grandees: his single-mindedness more lofty than all their +bowing, and haughtiness, and scheeming. What are you thinking of, as you +stand in that pretty attitude--like Mnemosyne--with your finger on your +chin? + +Ethel. Mnemosyne! who was she? I think I like you best when you are +quiet and gentle, and not when you are flaming out and sarcastic, sir. +And so you think you will never be a famous painter? They are quite in +society here. I was so pleased, because two of them dined at the +Tuileries when grandmamma was there; and she mistook one, who was covered +all over with crosses, for an ambassador, I believe, till the Queen call +him Monsieur Delaroche. She says there is no knowing people in this +country. And do you think you will never be able to paint as well as M. +Delaroche? + +Clive. No--never. + +Ethel. And--and--you will never give up painting? + +Clive. No--never. That would be like leaving your friend who was poor; +or deserting your mistress because you were disappointed about her money. +They do those things in the great world, Ethel. + +Ethel (with a sigh). Yes. + +Clive. If it is so false, and base, and hollow, this great world--if its +aims are so mean, its successes so paltry, the sacrifices it asks of you +so degrading, the pleasures it gives you so wearisome, shameful even, why +does Ethel Newcome cling to it? Will you be fairer, dear, with any other +name than your own? Will you be happier, after a month, at bearing a +great title, with a man whom you can't esteem, tied for ever to you, to +be the father of Ethel's children, and the lord and master of her life +and actions? The proudest woman in the world consents to bend herself to +this ignominy, and own that a coronet is a bribe sufficient for her +honour! What is the end of a Christian life, Ethel; a girl's pure +nurture?--it can't be this! Last week, as we walked in the garden here, +and heard the nuns singing in their chapel, you said how hard it was that +poor women should be imprisoned so, and were thankful that in England we +had abolished that slavery. Then you cast your eyes to the ground, and +mused as you paced the walk; and thought, I know, that perhaps their lot +was better than some others. + +Ethel. Yes, I did. I was thinking that almost all women are made slaves +one way or other, and that these poor nuns perhaps were better off than +we are. + +Clive. I never will quarrel with nun or matron for following her +vocation. But for our women, who are free, why should they rebel against +Nature, shut their hearts up, sell their lives for rank and money, and +forgo the most precious right of their liberty? Look, Ethel, dear. I love +you so, that if I thought another had your heart, an honest man, a loyal +gentleman, like--like him of last year even, I think I could go back with +a God bless you, and take to my pictures again, and work on in my own +humble way. You seem like a queen to me, somehow; and I am but a poor, +humble fellow, who might be happy, I think, if you were. In those balls, +where I have seen you surrounded by those brilliant young men, noble and +wealthy, admirers like me, I have often thought, "How could I aspire to +such a creature, and ask her to forgo a palace to share the crust of a +poor painter?" + +Ethel. You spoke quite scornfully of palaces just now, Clive. I won't +say a word about the--the regard which you express for me. I think you +have it. Indeed, I do. But it were best not said, Clive; best for me, +perhaps, not to own that I know it. In your speeches, my poor boy--and +you will please not to make any more, or I never can see you or speak to +you again, never--you forgot one part of a girl's duty: obedience to her +parents. They would never agree to my marrying any one below--any one +whose union would not be advantageous in a worldly point of view. I never +would give such pain to the poor father, or to the kind soul who never +said a harsh word to me since I was born. My grandmamma is kind, too, in +her way. I came to her of my own free will. When she said she would leave +me her fortune, do you think it was for myself alone that I was glad? My +father's passion was to make an estate, and all my brothers and sisters +will be but slenderly portioned. Lady Kew said she would help them if I +came to her--and--it is the welfare of those little people that depends +upon me, Clive. Now, do you see, brother, why you must speak to me so no +more? There is the carriage. God bless you, dear Clive. + +(Clive sees the carriage drive away after Miss Newcome has entered it +without once looking up to the window where he stands. When it is gone he +goes to the opposite windows of the salon, which are open, towards the +garden. The chapel music begins to play from the Convent, next door. As +he hears it he sinks down, his head in his hands.) + +Enter Madame de Florac (She goes to him with anxious looks.). What hast +thou, my child? Hast thou spoken? + +Clive (very steadily). Yes. + +Madame de F. And she loves thee? I know she loves thee. + +Clive. You hear the organ of the convent? + +Madame de F. Qu'as tu? + +Clive. I might as well hope to marry one of the sisters of yonder +convent, dear lady. (He sinks down again, and she kisses him.) + +Clive. I never had a mother; but you seem like one. + +Madame de F. Mon fils! Oh, mon fils! + + + + +CHAPTER XLVIII + +In which Benedick is a Married Man + + +We have all heard of the dying French Duchess, who viewed her coming +dissolution and subsequent fate so easily, because she said she was +sure that Heaven must deal politely with a person of her quality;--I +suppose Lady Kew had some such notions regarding people of rank: her +long-suffering towards them was extreme; in fact, there were vices which +the old lady thought pardonable, and even natural, in a young nobleman of +high station, which she never would have excused in persons of vulgar +condition. + +Her ladyship's little knot of associates and scandal-bearers--elderly +roues and ladies of the world, whose business it was to know all sorts of +noble intrigues and exalted tittle-tattle; what was happening among the +devotees of the exiled court at Frobsdorf; what among the citizen princes +of the Tuileries; who was the reigning favourite of the Queen Mother at +Aranjuez; who was smitten with whom at Vienna or Naples; and the last +particulars of the chroniques scandaleuses of Paris and London;--Lady +Kew, I say, must have been perfectly aware of my Lord Farintosh's +amusements, associates, and manner of life, and yet she never, for one +moment, exhibited any anger or dislike towards that nobleman. Her amiable +heart was so full of kindness and forgiveness towards the young prodigal +that, even without any repentance on his part, she was ready to take him +to her old arms, and give him her venerable benediction. Pathetic +sweetness of nature! Charming tenderness of disposition! With all his +faults and wickednesses, his follies and his selfishness, there was no +moment when Lady Kew would not have received the young lord, and endowed +him with the hand of her darling Ethel. + +But the hopes which this fond forgiving creature had nurtured for one +season, and carried on so resolutely to the next, were destined to be +disappointed yet a second time, by a most provoking event, which occurred +in the Newcome family. Ethel was called away suddenly from Paris by her +father's third and last paralytic seizure. When she reached her home, Sir +Brian could not recognise her. A few hours after her arrival, all the +vanities of the world were over for him: and Sir Barnes Newcome, Baronet, +reigned in his stead. The day after Sir Brian was laid in his vault at +Newcome--a letter appeared in the local papers addressed to the +Independent Electors of that Borough, in which his orphan son, feelingly +alluding to the virtue, the services, and the political principles of the +deceased, offered himself as a candidate for the seat in Parliament now +vacant. Sir Barnes announced that he should speedily pay his respects in +person to the friends and supporters of his lamented father. That he was +a staunch friend of our admirable constitution need not be said. That he +was a firm, but conscientious upholder of our Protestant religion, all +who knew Barnes Newcome must be aware. That he would do his utmost to +advance the interests of this great agricultural, this great +manufacturing county and borough, we may be sure he avowed; as that he +would be (if returned to represent Newcome in Parliament) the advocate of +every rational reform, the unhesitating opponent of every reckless +innovation. In fine, Barnes Newcome's manifesto to the Electors of +Newcome was as authentic a document and gave him credit for as many +public virtues, as that slab over poor Sir Brian's bones in the chancel +of Newcome church, which commemorated the good qualities of the defunct, +and the grief of his heir. + +In spite of the virtues, personal and inherited, of Barnes, his seat for +Newcome was not got without a contest. The dissenting interest and the +respectable Liberals of the borough wished to set up Samuel Higg, Esq.; +against Sir Barnes Newcome: and now it was that Barnes's civilities of +the previous year, aided by Madame de Moncontour's influence over her +brother, bore their fruit. Mr. Higg declined to stand against Sir Barnes +Newcome, although Higg's political principles were by no means those of +the honourable Baronet; and the candidate from London, whom the Newcome +extreme Radicals set up against Barnes, was nowhere on the poll when the +day of election came. So Barnes had the desire of his heart; and, within +two months after his father's demise, he sate in Parliament as Member for +Newcome. + +The bulk of the late Baronet's property descended, of course, to his +eldest son: who grumbled, nevertheless, at the provision made for his +brothers and sisters, and that the town-house should have been left to +Lady Anne, who was too poor to inhabit it. But Park Lane is the best +situation in London, and Lady Anne's means were greatly improved by the +annual produce of the house in Park Lane, which, as we all know, was +occupied by a foreign minister for several subsequent seasons. Strange +mutations of fortune: old places; new faces; what Londoner does not see +and speculate upon them every day? Coelia's boudoir, who is dead with the +daisies over her at Kensal Green, is now the chamber where Delia is +consulting Dr. Locock, or Julia's children are romping: Florio's +dining-tables have now Pollio's wine upon them: Calista, being a widow, +and (to the surprise of everybody who knew Trimalchio, and enjoyed his +famous dinners) left but very poorly off, lets the house, and the rich, +chaste, and appropriate planned furniture, by Dowbiggin, and the proceeds +go to keep her little boys at Eton. The next year, as Mr. Clive Newcome +rode by the once familiar mansion (whence the hatchment had been removed, +announcing that there was in Coelo Quies for the late Sir Brian Newcome, +Bart.), alien faces looked from over the flowers in the balconies. He got +a card for an entertainment from the occupant of the mansion, H.E. the +Bulgarian minister; and there was the same crowd in the reception-room +and on the stairs, the same grave men from Gunter's distributing the +refreshments in the dining-room, the same old Smee, R. A. (always in the +room where the edibles were), cringing and flattering to the new +occupants; and the same effigy of poor Sir Brian, in his +deputy-lieutenant's uniform, looking blankly down from over the +sideboard, at the feast which his successors were giving. A dreamy old +ghost of a picture. Have you ever looked at those round George IV.'s +banqueting-hall at Windsor? Their frames still hold them, but they smile +ghostly smiles, and swagger in robes and velvets which are quite faint +and faded: their crimson coats have a twilight tinge: the lustre of their +stars has twinkled out: they look as if they were about to flicker off +the wall and retire to join their originals in limbo. + + * * * * * * + +Nearly three years had elapsed since the good Colonel's departure for +India, and during this time certain changes had occurred in the lives of +the principal actors and the writer of this history. As regards the +latter, it must be stated that the dear old firm of Lamb Court had been +dissolved, the junior member having contracted another partnership. The +chronicler of these memoirs was a bachelor no longer. My wife and I had +spent the winter at Rome (favourite resort of young married couples); and +had heard from the artists there Clive's name affectionately repeated; +and many accounts of his sayings and doings, his merry supper-parties, +and the talents of young Ridley, his friend. When we came to London in +the spring, almost our first visit was to Clive's apartments in Charlotte +Street, whither my wife delightedly went to give her hand to the young +painter. + +But Clive no longer inhabited that quiet region. On driving to the house +we found a bright brass plate, with the name of Mr. J. J. Ridley on the +door, and it was J. J.'s hand which I shook (his other being engaged with +a great palette, and a sheaf of painting-brushes) when we entered the +well-known quarters. Clive's picture hung over the mantelpiece, where his +father's head used to hang in our time--a careful and beautifully +executed portrait of the lad in a velvet coat and a Roman hat, with that +golden beard which was sacrificed to the exigencies of London fashion. I +showed Laura the likeness until she could become acquainted with the +original. On her expressing her delight at the picture, the painter was +pleased to say, in his modest blushing way, that he would be glad to +execute my wife's portrait too, nor, as I think, could any artist find a +subject more pleasing. + +After admiring others of Mr. Ridley's works, our talk naturally reverted +to his predecessor. Clive had migrated to much more splendid quarters. +Had we not heard? he had become a rich man, a man of fashion. "I fear he +is very lazy about the arts," said J. J., with regret on his countenance; +"though I begged and prayed him to be faithful to his profession. He +would have done very well in it, in portrait-painting especially. Look +here, and here, and here!" said Ridley, producing fine vigorous sketches +of Clive's. "He had the art of seizing the likeness, and of making all +his people look like gentlemen, too. He was improving every day, when +this abominable bank came in the way, and stopped him." + +What bank? I did not know the new Indian bank of which the Colonel was a +director. Then, of course, I was aware that the mercantile affair in +question was the Bundelcund Bank, about which the Colonel had written to +me from India more than a year since, announcing that fortunes were to be +made by it, and that he had reserved shares for me in the company. Laura +admired all Clive's sketches, which his affectionate brother-artist +showed to her with the exception of one representing the reader's humble +servant; which, Mrs. Pendennis considered, by no means did justice to the +original. + +Bidding adieu to the kind J. J., and leaving him to pursue his art, in +that silent serious way in which he daily laboured at it, we drove to +Fitzroy Square hard by, where I was not displeased to show the good old +hospitable James Binnie the young lady who bore my name. But here, too, +we were disappointed. Placards wafered in the windows announced that the +old house was to let. The woman who kept it brought a card in Mrs. +Mackenzie's frank handwriting, announcing Mr. James Binnie's address was +"Poste-restante, Pau, in the Pyrenees," and that his London agents were +Messrs. So-and-so. The woman said she believed the gentleman had been +unwell. The house, too, looked very pale, dismal, and disordered. We +drove away from the door, grieving to think that ill-health, or any other +misfortunes, had befallen good old James. + +Mrs. Pendennis drove back to our lodgings, Brixham's, in Jermyn Street, +while I sped to the City, having business in that quarter. It has been +said that I kept a small account with Hobson Brothers, to whose bank I +went, and entered the parlour with that trepidation which most poor men +feel on presenting themselves before City magnates and capitalists. Mr. +Hobson Newcome shook hands most jovially and good-naturedly, +congratulated me on my marriage, and so forth, and presently Sir Barnes +Newcome made his appearance, still wearing his mourning for his deceased +father. + +Nothing could be more kind, pleasant, and cordial than Sir Barnes's +manner. He seemed to know well about my affairs; complimented me on every +kind of good fortune; had heard that I had canvassed the borough in which +I lived; hoped sincerely to see me in Parliament and on the right side; +was most anxious to become acquainted with Mrs. Pendennis, of whom Lady +Rockminster said all sorts of kind things; and asked for our address, in +order that Lady Clara Newcome might have the pleasure of calling on my +wife. This ceremony was performed soon afterwards; and an invitation to +dinner from Sir Barnes and Lady Clara Newcome speedily followed it. + +Sir Barnes Newcome, Bart., M.P., I need not say, no longer inhabited the +small house which he had occupied immediately after his marriage: but +dwelt in a much more spacious mansion in Belgravia, where he entertained +his friends. Now that he had come into his kingdom, I must say that +Barnes was by no means so insufferable as in the days of his +bachelorhood. He had sown his wild oats, and spoke with regret and +reserve of that season of his moral culture. He was grave, sarcastic, +statesmanlike; did not try to conceal his baldness (as he used before his +father's death, by bringing lean wisps of hair over his forehead from the +back of his head); talked a great deal about the House; was assiduous in +his attendance there and in the City; and conciliating with all the +world. It seemed as if we were all his constituents, and though his +efforts to make himself agreeable were rather apparent, the effect +succeeded pretty well. We met Mr. and Mrs. Hobson Newcome, and Clive, and +Miss Ethel looking beautiful in her black robes. It was a family party, +Sir Barnes said, giving us to understand, with a decorous solemnity in +face and voice, that no large parties as yet could be received in that +house of mourning. + +To this party was added, rather to my surprise, my Lord Highgate, who +under the sobriquet of Jack Belsize has been presented to the reader of +this history. Lord Highgate gave Lady Clara his arm to dinner, but went +and took a place next Miss Newcome, on the other side of her; that +immediately by Lady Clara being reserved for a guest who had not as yet +made his appearance. + +Lord Highgate's attentions to his neighbour, his laughing and talking, +were incessant; so much so that Clive, from his end of the table, scowled +in wrath at Jack Belsize's assiduities: it was evident that the youth, +though hopeless, was still jealous and in love with his charming cousin. + +Barnes Newcome was most kind to all his guests: from Aunt Hobson to your +humble servant, there was not one but the of master the house had an +agreeable word for him. Even for his cousin Samuel Newcome, a gawky youth +with an eruptive countenance, Barnes had appropriate words of +conversation, and talked about King's College, of which the lad was an +ornament, with the utmost affability. He complimented that institution +and young Samuel, and by that shot knocked not only over Sam but his +mamma too. He talked to Uncle Hobson about his crops; to Clive about his +pictures; to me about the great effect which a certain article in the +Pall Mall Gazette had produced in the House, where the Chancellor of the +Exchequer was perfectly livid with fury, and Lord John bursting out +laughing at the attack: in fact, nothing could be more amiable than our +host on this day. Lady Clara was very pretty--grown a little stouter +since her marriage; the change only became her. She was a little silent, +but then she had Uncle Hobson on her left-hand side, between whom and her +ladyship there could not be much in common, and the place at the right +hand was still vacant. The person with whom she talked most freely was +Clive, who had made a beautiful drawing of her and her little girl, for +which the mother and the father too, as it appeared, were very grateful. + +What had caused this change in Barnes's behaviour? Our particular merits +or his own private reform? In the two years over which this narrative has +had to run in the course of as many chapters, the writer had inherited a +property so small that it could not occasion a banker's civility; and I +put down Sir Barnes Newcome's politeness to a sheer desire to be well +with me. But with Lord Highgate and Clive the case was different, as you +must now hear. + +Lord Highgate, having succeeded to his father's title and fortune, had +paid every shilling of his debts, and had sowed his wild oats to the very +last corn. His lordship's account at Hobson Brothers was very large. +Painful events of three years' date, let us hope, were forgotten-- +gentlemen cannot go on being in love and despairing, and quarrelling for +ever. When he came into his funds, Highgate behaved with uncommon +kindness to Rooster, who was always straitened for money: and when the +late Lord Dorking died and Rooster succeeded to him, there was a meeting +at Chanticlere between Highgate and Barnes Newcome and his wife, which +went off very comfortably. At Chanticlere the Dowager Lady Kew and Miss +Newcome were also staying, when Lord Highgate announced his prodigious +admiration for the young lady; and, it was said, corrected Farintosh, as +a low-minded, foul-tongued young cub, for daring to speak disrespectfully +of her. Nevertheless, vous concevez, when a man of the Marquis's rank was +supposed to look with the eyes of admiration upon a young lady, Lord +Highgate would not think of spoiling sport, and he left Chanticlere +declaring that he was always destined to be unlucky in love. When old +Lady Kew was obliged to go to Vichy for her lumbago, Highgate said to +Barnes, "Do ask your charming sister to come to you in London; she will +bore herself to death with the old woman at Vichy, or with her mother at +Rugby" (whither Lady Anne had gone to get her boys educated), and +accordingly Miss Newcome came on a visit to her brother and sister, at +whose house we have just had the honour of seeing her. + +When Rooster took his seat in the House of Lords, he was introduced by +Highgate and Kew, as Highgate had been introduced by Kew previously. Thus +these three gentlemen all rode in gold coaches; had all got coronets on +their heads; as you will, my respected young friend, if you are the +eldest son of a peer who dies before you. And now they were rich, they +were all going to be very good boys, let us hope. Kew, we know, married +one of the Dorking family, that second Lady Henrietta Pulleyn, whom we +described as frisking about at Baden, and not in the least afraid of him. +How little the reader knew, to whom we introduced the girl in that chatty +offhand way, that one day the young creature would be a countess! But we +knew it all the while--and, when she was walking about with the +governess, or romping with her sisters; and when she had dinner at one +o'clock; and when she wore a pinafore very likely--we secretly respected +her as the future Countess of Kew, and mother of the Viscount Walham. + +Lord Kew was very happy with his bride, and very good to her. He took +Lady Kew to Paris, for a marriage trip; but they lived almost altogether +at Kewbury afterwards, where his lordship sowed tame oats now after his +wild ones, and became one of the most active farmers of his county. He +and the Newcomes were not very intimate friends; for Lord Kew was heard +to say that he disliked Barnes more after his marriage than before. And +the two sisters, Lady Clara and Lady Kew, had a quarrel on one occasion, +when the latter visited London just before the dinner at which we have +just assisted--nay, at which we are just assisting, took place,--a +quarrel about Highgate's attentions to Ethel, very likely. Kew was +dragged into it, and hot words passed between him and Jack Belsize; and +Jack did not go down to Kewbury afterwards, though Kew's little boy was +christened after him. All these interesting details about people of the +very highest rank, we are supposed to whisper in the reader's ear as we +are sitting at a Belgravian dinner-table. My dear Barmecide friend, isn't +it pleasant to be in such fine company? + +And now we must tell how it is that Clive Newcome, Esq., whose eyes are +flashing fire across the flowers of the table at Lord Highgate, who is +making himself so agreeable to Miss Ethel--now we must tell how it is +that Clive and his cousin Barnes have grown to be friends again. + +The Bundelcund Bank, which had been established for four years, had now +grown to be one of the most flourishing commercial institutions in +Bengal. Founded, as the prospectus announced, at a time when all private +credit was shaken by the failure of the great Agency Houses, of which the +downfall had carried dismay and ruin throughout the Presidency, the B. B. +had been established on the only sound principle of commercial +prosperity--that is association. The native capitalists, headed by the +great firm of Rummun Loll and Co., of Calcutta, had largely embarked in +the B. B., and the officers of the two services and the European +mercantile body of Calcutta had been invited to take shares in an +institution which, to merchants, native and English, civilian and +military men, was alike advantageous and indispensable. How many young +men of the latter services had been crippled for life by the ruinous cost +of agencies, of which the profits to the agents themselves were so +enormous! The shareholders of the B. B. were their own agents; and the +greatest capitalist in India as well as the youngest ensign in the +service might invest at the largest and safest premium, and borrow at the +smallest interest, by becoming according to his means, a shareholder in +the B. B. Their correspondents were established in each presidency and in +every chief city of India, as well as at Sydney, Singapore, Canton, and, +of course. London. With China they did, an immense opium-trade, of which +the profits were so great, that it was only in private sittings of the B. +B. managing committee that the details and accounts of these operations +could be brought forward. Otherwise the books of the bank were open to +every shareholder; and the ensign or the young civil servant was at +liberty at any time to inspect his own private account as well as the +common ledger. With New South Wales they carried on a vast trade in wool, +supplying that great colony with goods, which their London agents enabled +them to purchase in such a way as to give them the command of the market. +As if to add to their prosperity, coppermines were discovered on lands in +the occupation of the B. Banking Company, which gave the most astonishing +returns. And throughout the vast territories of British India, through +the great native firm of Rummun Loll and Co., the Bundelcund Banking +Company had possession of the native markets. The order from Birmingham +for idols alone (made with their copper and paid in their wool) was +enough to make the Low Church party in England cry out; and a debate upon +this subject actually took place in the House of Commons, of which the +effect was to send up the shares of the Bundelcund Banking Company very +considerably upon the London Exchange. + +The fifth half-yearly dividend was announced at twelve and a quarter per +cent of the paid-up capital: the accounts from the copper-mine sent the +dividend up to a still greater height, and carried the shares to an +extraordinary premium. In the third year of the concern, the house of +Hobson Brothers, of London, became the agents of the Bundelcund Banking +Company of India and amongst our friends, James Binnie, who had prudently +held out for some time and Clive Newcome, Esq., became shareholders, +Clive's good father having paid the first instalments of the lad's shares +up in Calcutta, and invested every rupee he could himself command in this +enterprise. When Hobson Brothers joined it, no wonder James Binnie was +convinced; Clive's friend, the Frenchman, and through that connexion the +house of Higg, of Newcome and Manchester, entered into the affair; and +amongst the minor contributors in England we may mention Miss Cann, who +took a little fifty-pound-note share and dear old Miss Honeyman; and J. +J., and his father, Ridley, who brought a small bag of saving--all +knowing that their Colonel, who was eager that his friends should +participate in his good fortune, would never lead them wrong. To Clive's +surprise Mrs. Mackenzie, between whom and himself there was a +considerable coolness, came to his chambers, and with a solemn injunction +that the matter between them should be quite private, requested him to +purchase 1500 pounds worth of Bundelcund shares for her and her darling +girls, which he did, astonished to find the thrifty widow in possession +of so much money. Had Mr. Pendennis's mind not been bent at this moment +on quite other subjects, he might have increased his own fortune by the +Bundelcund Bank speculation; but in these two years I was engaged in +matrimonial affairs (having Clive Newcome, Esq., as my groomsman on a +certain interesting occasion). When we returned from our tour abroad the +India Bank shares were so very high that I did not care to purchase, +though I found an affectionate letter from our good Colonel (enjoining me +to make my fortune) awaiting me at the agent's, and my wife received a +pair of beautiful Cashmere shawls from the same kind friend. + + + + +CHAPTER XLIX + +Contains at least six more Courses and two Desserts + + +The banker's dinner-party over, we returned to our apartments, having +dropped Major Pendennis at his lodgings, and there, as the custom is +amongst most friendly married couples, talked over the company and the +dinner. I thought my wife would naturally have liked Sir Barnes Newcome, +who was very attentive to her, took her to dinner as the bride, and +talked ceaselessly to her during the whole entertainment. + +Laura said No--she did not know why--could there be any better reason? +There was a tone about Sir Barnes Newcome she did not like--especially in +his manner to women. + +I remarked that he spoke sharply and in a sneering manner to his wife, +and treated one or two remarks which she made as if she was an idiot. + +Mrs. Pendennis flung up her head as much as to say, "and so she is." + +Mr. Pendennis. What, the wife too, my dear Laura! I should have thought +such a pretty, simple, innocent young woman, with just enough good looks +to make her pass muster, who is very well bred and not brilliant at all, +--I should have thought such a one might have secured a sister's +approbation. + +Mrs. Pendennis. You fancy we are all jealous of one another. No protests +of ours can take that notion out of your heads. My dear Pen, I do not +intend to try. We are not jealous of mediocrity: we are not patient of +it. I dare say we are angry because we see men admire it so. You +gentlemen, who pretend to be our betters, give yourselves such airs of +protection, and profess such a lofty superiority over us, prove it by +quitting the cleverest woman in the room for the first pair of bright +eyes and dimpled cheeks that enter. It was those charms which attracted +you in Lady Clara, sir. + +Pendennis. I think she is very pretty, and very innocent, and artless. + +Mrs. P. Not very pretty, and perhaps not so very artless. + +Pendennis. How can you tell, you wicked woman? Are you such a profound +deceiver yourself, that you can instantly detect artifice in others? O +Laura! + +Mrs. P. We can detect all sorts of things. The inferior animals have +instincts, you know. (I must say my wife is always very satirical upon +this point of the relative rank of the sexes.) One thing I am sure of is, +that she is not happy; and oh, Pen! that she does not care much for her +little girl. + +Pendennis. How do you know that, my dear? + +Mrs. P. We went upstairs to see the child after dinner. It was at my +wish. The mother did not offer to go. The child was awake and crying. +Lady Clara did not offer to take it. Ethel--Miss Newcome took it, rather +to my surprise, for she seems very haughty; and the nurse, who I suppose +was at supper, came running up at the noise, and then the poor little +thing was quiet. + +Pendennis. I remember we heard the music as the dining-room door was +open; and Newcome said, "That is what you will have to expect, +Pendennis." + +Mrs. P. Hush, sir! If my baby cries, I think you must expect me to run +out of the room. I liked Miss Newcome after seeing her with the poor +little thing. She looked so handsome as she walked with it! I longed to +have it myself. + +Pendennis. Tout vient a fin, a qui sait---- + +Mrs. P. Don't be silly. What a dreadful dreadful place this great world +of yours is, Arthur; where husbands do not seem to care for their wives; +where mothers do not love their children; where children love their +nurses best; where men talk what they call gallantry! + +Pendennis. What? + +Mrs. P. Yes, such as that dreary, languid, pale, bald, cadaverous, +leering man whispered to me. Oh, how I dislike him! I am sure he is +unkind to his wife. I am sure he has a bad temper; and if there is any +excuse for---- + +Pendennis. For what? + +Mrs. P. For nothing. But you heard yourself that he had a bad temper, +and spoke sneeringly to his wife. What could make her marry him? + +Pendennis. Money, and the desire of papa and mamma. For the same reason +Clive's flame, poor Miss Newcome, was brought out to-day; that vacant +seat at her side was for Lord Farintosh. who did not come. And the +Marquis not being present, the Baron took his innings. Did you not see +how tender he was to her, and how fierce poor Clive looked? + +Mrs. P. Lord Highgate was very attentive to Miss Newcome, was he? + +Pendennis. And some years ago, Lord Highgate was breaking his heart +about whom do you think? about Lady Clara Pulleyn, our hostess of last +night. He was Jack Belsize then, a younger son, plunged over head and +ears in debt; and of course there could be no marriage. Clive was present +at Baden when a terrible scene took place, and carried off poor Jack to +Switzerland and Italy, where he remained till his father died, and he +came into the title in which he rejoices. And now he is off with the old +love, Laura, and on with the new. Why do you look at me so? Are you +thinking that other people have been in love two or three times too? + +Mrs. P. I am thinking that I should not like to live in London, Arthur. + +And this was all that Mrs. Laura could be brought to say. When this young +woman chooses to be silent, there is no power that can extract a word +from her. It is true that she is generally in the right; but that is only +the more aggravating. Indeed, what can be more provoking, after a dispute +with your wife, than to find it is you, and not she, who has been in the +wrong? + + +Sir Barnes Newcome politely caused us to understand that the +entertainment of which we had just partaken was given in honour of the +bride. Clive must needs not be outdone in hospitality; and invited us and +others to a fine feast at the Star and Garter at Richmond, where Mrs. +Pendennis was placed at his right hand. I smile as I think how much +dining has been already commemorated in these veracious pages; but the +story is an everyday record; and does not dining form a certain part of +the pleasure and business of every day? It is at that pleasant hour that +our set has the privilege of meeting the other. The morning man and woman +alike devote to business; or pass mainly in the company of their own +kind. John has his office; Jane her household, her nursery, her milliner, +her daughters and their masters. In the country he has his hunting, his +fishing, his farming, his letters; she her schools, her poor, her garden, +or what not. Parted through the shining hours, and improving them, let us +trust, we come together towards sunset only, we make merry and amuse +ourselves. We chat with our pretty neighbour, or survey the young ones +sporting; we make love and are jealous; we dance, or obsequiously turn +over the leaves of Cecilia's music-book; we play whist, or go to sleep in +the arm-chair, according to our ages and conditions. Snooze gently in thy +arm-chair, thou easy bald-head! play your whist, or read your novel, or +talk scandal over your work, ye worthy dowagers and fogies! Meanwhile the +young ones frisk about, or dance, or sing, or laugh; or whisper behind +curtains in moonlit windows; or shirk away into the garden, and come back +smelling of cigars; nature having made them so to do. + +Nature at this time irresistibly impelled Clive Newcome towards +love-making. It was pairing-season with him. Mr. Clive was now some +three-and-twenty years old: enough has been said about his good looks, +which were in truth sufficient to make him a match for the young lady on +whom he had set his heart, and from whom, during this entertainment which +he gave to my wife, he could never keep his eyes away for three minutes. +Laura's did not need to be so keen as they were in order to see what poor +Clive's condition was. She did not in the least grudge the young fellow's +inattention to herself; or feel hurt that he did not seem to listen when +she spoke; she conversed with J. J., her neighbour, who was very modest +and agreeable; while her husband, not so well pleased, had Mrs. Hobson +Newcome for his partner during the chief part of the entertainment. Mrs. +Hobson and Lady Clara were the matrons who gave the sanction of their +presence to this bachelor-party. Neither of their husbands could come to +Clive's little fete; had they not the City and the House of Commons to +attend? My uncle, Major Pendennis, was another of the guests; who for his +part found the party was what you young fellows call very slow. Dreading +Mrs. Hobson and her powers of conversation, the old gentleman nimbly +skipped out of her neighbourhood, and fell by the side of Lord Highgate, +to whom the Major was inclined to make himself very pleasant. But Lord +Highgate's broad back was turned upon his neighbour, who was forced to +tell stories to Captain Crackthorpe, which had amused dukes and marquises +in former days, and were surely quite good enough for any baron in this +realm. "Lord Highgate sweet upon la belle Newcome, is he?" said the testy +Major afterwards. "He seemed to me to talk to Lady Clara the whole time. +When I awoke in the garden after dinner, as Mrs. Hobson was telling one +of her confounded long stories, I found her audience was diminished to +one. Crackthorpe, Lord Highgate, and Lady Clara. we had all been sitting +there when the bankeress cut in (in the mid of a very good story I was +telling them, which entertained them very much), and never ceased talking +till I fell off into a doze. When I roused myself, begad, she was still +going on. Crackthorpe was off, smoking a cigar on the terrace: my Lord +and Lady Clara were nowhere; and you four, with the little painter, were +chatting cosily in another arbour. Behaved himself very well, the little +painter. Doosid good dinner Ellis gave us. But as for Highgate being aux +soins with la belle Banquiere, trust me, my boy, he is--upon my word, my +dear, it seemed to me his thoughts went quite another way. To be sure, +Lady Clara is a belle Banquiere too now. He, he, he! How could he say he +had no carriage to go home in? He came down in Crackthorpe's cab, who +passed us just now, driving back young What-dye-call the painter." + +Thus did the Major discourse, as we returned towards the City. I could +see in the open carriage which followed us (Lady Clara Newcome's) Lord +Highgate's white hat, by Clive's on the back seat. + +Laura looked at her husband. The same thought may have crossed their +minds, though neither uttered it; but although Sir Barnes and Lady Clara +Newcome offered us other civilities during our stay in London, no +inducements could induce Laura to accept the proffered friendship of that +lady. When Lady Clara called, my wife was not at home; when she invited +us, Laura pleaded engagements. At first she bestowed on Miss Newcome, +too, a share of this haughty dislike, and rejected the advances which +that young lady, who professed to like my wife very much, made towards an +intimacy. When I appealed to her (for Newcome's house was after all a +very pleasant one, and you met the best people there), my wife looked at +me with an expression of something like scorn, and said: "Why don't I +like Miss Newcome? Of course because I am jealous of her--all women, you +know, Arthur, are jealous of such beauties." I could get for a long while +no better explanation than these sneers, for my wife's antipathy towards +this branch of the Newcome family; but an event presently came which +silenced my remonstrances, and showed to me, that Laura had judged Barnes +and his wife only too well. + +Poor Mrs. Hobson Newcome had reason to be sulky at the neglect which +all the Richmond party showed her, for nobody, not even Major Pendennis, +as we have seen, would listen to her intellectual conversation; nobody, +not even Lord Highgate, would drive back to town in her carriage, though +the vehicle was large and empty, and Lady Clara's barouche, in which his +lordship chose to take a place, had already three occupants within it:-- +but in spite of these rebuffs and disappointments the virtuous lady of +Bryanstone Square was bent upon being good-natured and hospitable; and I +have to record, in the present chapter, yet one more feast of which Mr. +and Mrs. Pendennis partook at the expense of the most respectable Newcome +family. + +Although Mrs. Laura here also appeared, and had the place of honour in +her character of bride, I am bound to own my opinion that Mrs. Hobson +only made us the pretext of her party, and that in reality it was given +to persons of a much more exalted rank. We were the first to arrive, our +good old Major, the most punctual of men, bearing us company. Our hostess +was arrayed in unusual state and splendour; her fat neck was ornamented +with jewels, rich bracelets decorated her arms, and this Bryanstone +Square Cornelia had likewise her family jewels distributed round her, +priceless male and female Newcome gems, from the King's College youth, +with whom we have made a brief acquaintance, and his elder sister, now +entering into the world, down to the last little ornament of the nursery, +in a prodigious new sash, with ringlets hot and crisp from the tongs of a +Marylebone hairdresser, We had seen the cherub faces of some of these +darlings pressed against the drawing-room windows as our carriage drove +up to the door; when, after a few minutes' conversation, another vehicle +arrived, away they dashed to the windows again, the innocent little dears +crying out, "Here's the Marquis;" and in sadder tones, "No, it isn't the +Marquis," by which artless expressions they showed how eager they were to +behold an expected guest of a rank only inferior to Dukes in this great +empire. + +Putting two and two together, as the saying is, it was not difficult for +me to guess who the expected Marquis was--and, indeed, the King's College +youth set that question at once to rest, by wagging his head at me, and +winking his eye, and saying, "We expect Farintosh." + +"Why, my dearest children," Matronly Virtue exclaimed, "this anxiety to +behold the young Marquis of Farintosh, whom we expect at our modest +table, Mrs. Pendennis, to-day? Twice you have been at the window in your +eagerness to look for him. Louisa, you silly child, do you imagine that +his lordship will appear in his robes and coronet? Rodolf, you absurd +boy, do you think that a Marquis is other than a man? I have never +admired aught but intellect, Mrs. Pendennis; that, let us be thankful, is +the only true title to distinction in our country nowadays." + +"Begad, sir," whispers the old Major to me, "intellect may be a doosid +fine thing, but in my opinion, a Marquisate and eighteen or twenty +thousand a year--I should say the Farintosh property, with the Glenlivat +estate and the Roy property in England, must be worth nineteen thousand a +year at the very lowest figure and I remember when this young man's +father was only Tom Roy, of the 42nd, with no hope of succeeding to the +title, and doosidly out at elbows too--I say what does the bankeress mean +by chattering about intellect? Hang me, a Marquis is a Marquis; and Mrs. +Newcome knows it as well as I do." My good Major was growing old, and was +not unnaturally a little testy at the manner in which his hostess +received him. Truth to tell, she hardly took any notice of him and cut +down a couple of the old gentleman's stories before he had been five +minutes in the room. + +To our party presently comes the host in a flurried countenance, with a +white waistcoat, holding in his hand an open letter, towards which his +wife looks with some alarm. "How dy' doo, Lady Clara, how dy' doo, +Ethel?" he says, saluting those ladies, whom the second carriage had +brought to us. "Sir Barnes is not coming, that's one place vacant; that, +Lady Clara, you won't mind, you see him at home: but here's a +disappointment for yon, Miss Newcome, Lord Farintosh can't come." + +At this, two of the children cry out "Oh! oh!" with such a melancholy +accent that Miss Newcome and Lady Clara burst out laughing. + +"Got a dreadful toothache," said Mr. Hobson; "here's his letter." + +"Hang it, what a bore!" cries artless young King's College. + +"Why a bore, Samuel? A bore, as you call it, for Lord Farintosh, I grant; +but do you suppose that the high in station are exempt from the ills of +mortality? I know nothing more painful than a toothache," exclaims a +virtuous matron, using the words of philosophy, but showing the +countenance of anger. + +"Hang it, why didn't he have it out?" says Samuel. + +Miss Ethel laughed. "Lord Farintosh would not have that tooth out for the +world, Samuel," she cried, gaily. "He keeps it in on purpose, and it +always aches when be does not want to go out to dinner." + +"I know one humble family who will never ask him again," Mrs. Hobson +exclaims, rustling in all her silks, and tapping her fan and her foot. +The eclipse, however, passes off her countenance and light is restored; +when at this moment, a cab having driven up during the period of +darkness, the door is flung open, and Lord Highgate is announced by a +loud-voiced butler. + +My wife, being still the bride on this occasion, had the honour of being +led to the dinner-table by our banker and host. Lord Highgate was +reserved for Mrs. Hobson, who, in an engaging manner, requested poor +Clive to conduct his cousin Maria to dinner, handing over Miss Ethel to +another guest. Our Major gave his arm to Lady Clara, and I perceived that +my wife looked very grave as he passed the place where she sat, and +seated Lady Clara in the next chair to that which Lord Highgate chanced +to occupy. Feeling himself en vein, and the company being otherwise +rather mum and silent, my uncle told a number of delightful anecdotes +about the beau-monde of his time, about the Peninsular war, the Regent, +Brummell, Lord Steyne, Pea Green Payne, and so forth. He said the evening +was very pleasant, though some others of the party, as it appeared to me, +scarcely seemed to think so. Clive had not a word for his cousin Maria, +but looked across the table at Ethel all dinner-time. What could Ethel +have to say to her partner, old Colonel Sir Donald M'Craw, who gobbled +and drank, as his wont is, and if he had a remark to make, imparted it to +Mrs. Hobson, at whose right hand he was sitting, and to whom, during the +whole course, or courses, of the dinner, my Lord Highgate scarcely +uttered one single word? + +His lordship was whispering all the while into the ringlets of Lady +Clara; they were talking a jargon which their hostess scarcely +understood, of people only known to her by her study of the Peerage. When +we joined the ladies after dinner, Lord Highgate again made way towards +Lady Clara, and at an order from her, as I thought, left her ladyship, +and strove hard to engage in a conversation with Mrs. Newcome. I hope he +succeeded in smoothing the frowns in that round little face. Mrs. Laura, +I own, was as grave as a judge all the evening; very grave even and +reserved with my uncle, when the hour for parting came, and we took him +home. + +"He, he!" said the old man, coughing, and nodding his old head and +laughing in his senile manner, when I saw him on the next day; "that was +a pleasant evening we had yesterday; doosid pleasant, and I think my two +neighbours seemed to be uncommonly pleased with each other; not an +amusing fellow, that young painter of yours, though he is good-looking +enough, but there's no conversation in him. Do you think of giving a +little dinner, Arthur, in return for these hospitalities? Greenwich, hey, +or something of that sort? I'll go you halves, sir, and we'll ask the +young banker and bankeress--not yesterday's Amphitryon nor his wife; no, +no, hang it! but Barnes Newcome is a devilish clever, rising man, and +moves in about as good society as any in London. We'll ask him and Lady +Clara and Highgate, and one or two more, and have a pleasant party." + +But to this proposal, when the old man communicated it to her, in a very +quiet, simple, artful way, Laura, with a flushing face said No quite +abruptly, and quitted the room, rustling in her silks, and showing at +once dignity and indignation. + + +Not many more feasts was Arthur Pendennis, senior, to have in this world. +Not many more great men was he to flatter, nor schemes to wink at, nor +earthly pleasures to enjoy. His long days were well-nigh ended: on his +last couch, which Laura tended so affectionately, with his last breath +almost, he faltered out to me. "I had other views for you, my boy, and +once hoped to see you in a higher position in life; but I begin to think +now, Arthur, that I was wrong; and as for that girl, sir, I am sure she +is an angel." + +May I not inscribe the words with a grateful heart? Blessed he--blessed +though maybe undeserving--who has the love of a good woman. + + + + +CHAPTER L + +Clive in New Quarters + + +My wife was much better pleased with Clive than with some of his +relatives to whom I had presented her. His face carried a recommendation +with it that few honest people could resist. He was always a welcome +friend in our lodgings, and even our uncle the Major signified his +approval of the lad as a young fellow of very good manners and feelings, +who, if he chose to throw himself away and be a painter, ma foi, was rich +enough no doubt to follow his own caprices. Clive executed a capital head +of Major Pendennis, which now hangs in our drawing-room at Fairoaks, and +reminds me of that friend of my youth. Clive occupied ancient lofty +chambers in Hanover Square now. He had furnished them in an antique +manner, with hangings, cabinets, carved work, Venice glasses, fine +prints, and water-colour sketches of good pictures by his own and other +hands. He had horses to ride, and a liberal purse full of paternal money. +Many fine equipages drew up opposite to his chambers: few artists had +such luck as young Mr. Clive. And above his own chambers were other three +which the young gentleman had hired, and where, says he, "I hope ere very +long my dear old father will be lodging with me. In another year he says +he thinks he will be able to come home; when the affairs of the Bank are +quite settled. You shake your head! why? The shares are worth four times +what we gave for them. We are men of fortune, Pen, I give you my word. +You should see how much they make of me at Baynes and Jolly's, and how +civil they are to me at Hobson Brothers'! I go into the City now and +then, and see our manager, Mr. Blackmore. He tells me such stories about +indigo, and wool, and copper, and sicca rupees, and Company's rupees. I +don't know anything about the business, but my father likes me to go and +see Mr. Blackmore. Dear cousin Barnes is for ever asking me to dinner; I +might call Lady Clara Clara if I liked, as Sam Newcome does in Bryanstone +Square. You can't think how kind they are to me there. My aunt reproaches +me tenderly for not going there oftener--it's not very good fun dining in +Bryanstone Square, is it? And she praises my cousin Maria to me--you +should hear my aunt praise her! I have to take Maria down to dinner; to +sit by the piano and listen to her songs in all languages. Do you know +Maria can sing Hungarian and Polish, besides your common German, Spanish, +and Italian? Those I have at our other agents', Baynes and Jolly's-- +Baynes's that is in the Regent's Park, where the girls are prettier and +just as civil to me as at Aunt Hobson's." And here Clive would amuse us +by the accounts which he gave us of the snares which the Misses Baynes, +those young sirens of Regent's Park, set for him; of the songs which they +sang to enchant him, the albums in which they besought him to draw--the +thousand winning ways which they employed to bring him into their cave in +York Terrace. But neither Circe's smiles nor Calypso's blandishments had +any effect on him; his ears were stopped to their music, and his eyes +rendered dull to their charms by those of the flighty young enchantress +with whom my wife had of late made acquaintance. + +Capitalist though he was, our young fellow was still very affable. He +forgot no old friends in his prosperity; and the lofty antique chambers +would not unfrequently be lighted up at nights to receive F. B. and some +of the old cronies of the Haunt, and some of the Gandishites, who, if +Clive had been of a nature that was to be spoiled by flattery, had +certainly done mischief to the young man. Gandish himself, when Clive +paid a visit to that illustrious artist's Academy, received his former +pupil as if the young fellow had been a sovereign prince almost, +accompanied him to his horse; and would have held his stirrup as he +mounted; whilst the beautiful daughters of the house waved adieus to him +from the parlour-window. To the young men assembled in his Gandish +studio, was never tired of talking about Clive. The Professor would take +occasion to inform them that he had been to visit his distinguished young +friend, Mr. Newcome, son of Colonel Newcome; that last evening he had +been present at an elegant entertainment at Mr. Newcome's news +apartments. Clive's drawings were hung up in Gandish's gallery, and +pointed out to visitors by the worthy Professor. On one or two occasions, +I was allowed to become a bachelor again, and participate in these jovial +meetings. How guilty my coat was on my return home; how haughty the looks +of the mistress of my house, as she bade Martha carry away the obnoxious +garment! How grand F. B. used to be as president of Clive's +smoking-party, where he laid down the law, talked the most talk, sang the +jolliest song, and consumed the most drink of all the jolly talkers and +drinkers! Clive's popularity rose prodigiously; not only youngsters, but +old practitioners of the fine arts, lauded his talents. What a shame that +his pictures were all refused this year at the Academy! Alfred Smee, +Esq., R.A., was indignant at their rejection, but J. J. confessed with a +sigh, and Clive owned good-naturedly, that he had been neglecting his +business, and that his pictures were not so good as those of two years +before. I am afraid Mr. Clive went to too many balls and parties, to +clubs and jovial entertainments, besides losing yet more time in that +other pursuit we wot of. Meanwhile J. J. went steadily on with his work, +no day passed without a line: and Fame was not very far off, though this +he heeded but little; and Art, his sole mistress, rewarded him for his +steady and fond pursuit of her. + +"Look at him," Clive would say with a sigh. "Isn't he the mortal of all +others the most to be envied! He is so fond of his art that in all the +world there is no attraction like it for him. He runs to his easel at +sunrise, and sits before it caressing his picture all day till nightfall. +He takes leave of it sadly when dark comes, spends the night in a Life +Academy, and begins next morning da capo. Of all the pieces of good +fortune which can befall a man, is not this the greatest: to have your +desire, and then never tire of it? I have been in such a rage with my own +shortcomings that I have dashed my foot through the canvases, and vowed I +would smash my palette and easel. Sometimes I succeed a little better in +my work, and then it will happen for half an hour that I am pleased, but +pleased at what? pleased at drawing Mr. Muggins's head rather like Mr. +Muggins. Why, a thousand fellows can do better, and when one day I reach +my very best, yet thousands will be able to do better still. Ours is a +trade for which nowadays there is no excuse unless one can be great in +it: and I feel I have not the stuff for that. No. 666. 'Portrait of +Joseph Muggins, Esq., Newcome, Great George Street.' No. 979. 'Portrait +of Mrs. Muggins, on her grey pony, Newcome.' No. 579. 'Portrait of Joseph +Muggins Esq.'s dog Toby, Newcome'--this is--what I'm fit for. These are the +victories I have set myself on achieving. Oh, Mrs. Pendennis, isn't it +humiliating? Why isn't there a war? Why can't I go and distinguish myself +somewhere and be a general? Why haven't I a genius? I say, Pen, sir, why +haven't I a genius? There is a painter who lives hard by, and who sends +sometimes, to beg me to come and look at his work. He is in the Muggins +line too. He gets his canvases with a good light upon them: excludes the +contemplation of all other objects, stands beside his pictures in an +attitude himself, and thinks that he and they are masterpieces. +Masterpieces! Oh me, what drivelling wretches we are! Fame!--except that +of just the one or two--what's the use of it? I say, Pen, would you feel +particularly proud now if you had written Hayley's poems? And as for a +second place in painting, who would care to be Caravaggio or Caracci? I +wouldn't give a straw to be Caracci or Caravaggio. I would just as soon +be yonder artist who is painting up Foker's Entire over the public-house +at the corner. He will have his payment afterwards, five shillings a day, +and a pot of beer. Your head a little more to the light, Mrs. Pendennis, +if you please. I am tiring you, I dare say, but then, oh, I am doing it +so badly!" + +I, for my part, thought Clive was making a very pretty drawing of my +wife, and having affairs of my own to attend to, would often leave her at +his chambers as a sitter, or find him at our lodgings visiting her. They +became the very greatest friends. I knew the young fellow could have no +better friend than Laura; and not being ignorant of the malady under +which he was labouring, concluded naturally and justly that Clive grew so +fond of my wife, not for her sake entirely, but for his own, because he +could pour his heart out to her, and her sweet kindness and compassion +would soothe him in his unhappy condition. + +Miss Ethel, I have said, also professed a great fondness for Mrs. +Pendennis; and there was that charm in the young lady's manner which +speedily could overcome even female jealousy. Perhaps Laura determined +magnanimously to conquer it; perhaps she hid it so as to vex me and prove +the injustice of my suspicions: perhaps, honestly, she was conquered by +the young beauty, and gave her a regard and admiration which the other +knew she could inspire whenever she had the will. My wife was fairly +captivated by her at length. The untameable young creature was docile and +gentle in Laura's presence; modest, natural, amiable, full of laughter +and spirits, delightful to see and to hear; her presence cheered our +quiet little household; her charm fascinated my wife as it had subjugated +poor Clive. Even the reluctant Farintosh was compelled to own her power, +and confidentially told his male friends, that, hang it, she was so +handsome, and so clever, and so confoundedly pleasant and fascinating, +and that--that he had been on the point of popping the fatal question +ever so many times, by Jove. "And hang it, you know," his lordship would +say, "I don't want to marry until I have had my fling, you know." As for +Clive, Ethel treated him like a boy, like a big brother. She was jocular, +kind, pert, pleasant with him, ordered him on her errands, accepted his +bouquets and compliments, admired his drawings, liked to hear him +praised, and took his part in all companies; laughed at his sighs, and +frankly owned to Laura her liking for him and her pleasure in seeing him. +"Why," said she, "should not I be happy as long as the sunshine lasts? +To-morrow, I know, will be glum and dreary enough. When grandmamma comes +back I shall scarcely be able to come and see you. When I am settled in +life--eh! I shall be settled in life! Do not grudge me my holiday, Laura. +Oh, if you knew how stupid it is to be in the world, and how much +pleasanter to come and talk, and laugh, and sing, and be happy with you, +than to sit in that dreary Eaton Place with poor Clara!" + +"Why do you stay in Eaton Place?" asks Laura. + +"Why? because I must go out with somebody. What an unsophisticated little +country creature you are! Grandmamma is away, and I cannot go about to +parties by myself." + +"But why should you go to parties, and why not go back to your mother?" +says Mrs. Pendennis, gently. + +"To the nursery, and my little sisters, and Miss Cann? I like being in +London best, thank you. You look grave? You think a girl should like to +be with her mother and sisters best? My dear mamma wishes me to be here, +and I stay with Barnes and Clara by grandmamma's orders. Don't you know +that I have been made over to Lady Kew, who has adopted me? Do you think +a young lady of my pretensions can stop at home in a damp house in +Warwickshire and cut bread-and-butter for little schoolboys? Don't look +so very grave and shake your head so, Mrs. Pendennis! If you had been +bred as I have, you would be as I am. I know what you are thinking, +madam." + +"I am thinking," said Laura, blushing and bowing her head--"I am +thinking, if it pleases God to give me children, I should like to live at +home at Fairoaks." My wife's thoughts, though she did not utter them, and +a certain modesty and habitual awe kept her silent upon subjects so very +sacred, went deeper yet. She had been bred to measure her actions by a +standard which the world may nominally admit, but which it leaves for the +most part unheeded. Worship, love, duty, as taught her by the devout +study of the Sacred Law which interprets and defines it--if these formed +the outward practice of her life, they were also its constant and secret +endeavours and occupation. She spoke but very seldom of her religion, +though it filled her heart and influenced all her behaviour. Whenever she +came to that sacred subject, her demeanour appeared to her husband so +awful that he scarcely dared to approach it in her company, and stood +without as this pure creature entered into the Holy of Holies. What must +the world appear to such a person? Its ambitious rewards, +disappointments, pleasures, worth how much? Compared to the possession of +that priceless treasure and happiness unspeakable, a perfect faith, what +has Life to offer? I see before me now her sweet grave face, as she looks +out from the balcony of the little Richmond villa we occupied during the +first happy year after our marriage, following Ethel Newcome, who rides +away, with a staid groom behind her, to her brother's summer residence, +not far distant. Clive had been with us in the morning, and had brought +us stirring news. The good Colonel was by this time on his way home. "If +Clive could tear himself away from London," the good man wrote (and we +thus saw he was acquainted with the state of the young man's mind), "why +should not Clive go and meet his father at Malta?" He was feverish and +eager to go; and his two friends strongly counselled him to take the +journey. In the midst of our talk Miss Ethel came among us. She arrived +flushed and in high spirits; she rallied Clive upon his gloomy looks; she +turned rather pale, as it seemed to us, when she heard the news. Then she +coldly told him she thought the voyage must be a pleasant one, and would +do him good: it was pleasanter than that journey she was going to take +herself with her dreary grandmother, to those German springs which the +old Countess frequented year after year. Mr. Pendennis having business, +retired to his study, whither presently Mrs. Laura followed, having to +look for her scissors, or a book she wanted, or upon some pretext or +other. She sate down in the conjugal study; not one word did either of us +say for a while about the young people left alone in the drawing-room +yonder. Laura talked about our own home at Fairoaks, which our tenants +were about to vacate. She vowed and declared that we must live at +Fairoaks; that Clavering, with all its tittle-tattle and stupid +inhabitants, was better than this wicked London. Besides, there were some +new and very pleasant families settled in the neighbourhood. Clavering +Park was taken by some delightful people--"and you know, Pen, you were +always very fond of fly-fishing, and may fish the Brawl, as you used in +old days, when--" The lips of the pretty satirist who alluded to these +unpleasant bygones were silenced as they deserved to be by Mr. Pendennis. +"Do you think, sir, I did not know," says the sweetest voice in the +world, "when you went out on your fishing excursions with Miss Amory?" +Again the flow of words is checked by the styptic previously applied. + +"I wonder," says Mr. Pendennis, archly, bending over his wife's fair +hand--"I wonder whether this kind of thing is taking place in the +drawing-room?" + +"Nonsense, Arthur. It is time to go back to them. Why, I declare, I have +been three-quarters of an hour away!" + +"I don't think they will much miss you, my dear," says the gentleman. + +"She is certainly very fond of him. She is always coming here. I am sure +it is not to hear you read Shakspeare, Arthur; or your new novel, though +it is very pretty. I wish Lady Kew and her sixty thousand pounds were at +the bottom of the sea." + +"But she says she is going to portion her younger brothers with a part of +it; she told Clive so," remarks Mr. Pendennis. + +"For shame! Why does not Barnes Newcome portion his younger brothers? I +have no patience with that----Why! Goodness! There is Clive going away, +actually! Clive! Mr. Newcome!" But though my wife ran to the study-window +and beckoned our friend, he only shook his head, jumped on his horse, and +rode away gloomily. + +"Ethel had been crying when I went into the room," Laura afterwards told +me. "I knew she had; but she looked up from some flowers over which she +was bending, began to laugh and rattle, would talk about nothing but Lady +Hautboi's great breakfast the day before, and the most insufferable +Mayfair jargon; and then declared it was time to go home and dress for +Mrs. Booth's dejeuner, which was to take place that afternoon." + +And so Miss Newcome rode away--back amongst the roses and the rouges-- +back amongst the fiddling, flirting, flattery, falseness--and Laura's +sweet serene face looked after her departing. Mrs. Booth's was a very +grand dejeuner. We read in the newspapers a list of the greatest names +there. A Royal Duke and Duchess; a German Highness, a Hindoo Nabob, etc.; +and, amongst the Marquises, Farintosh; and, amongst the Lords, Highgate; +and Lady Clara Newcome, and Miss Newcome, who looked killing, our +acquaintance Captain Crackthorpe informs us, and who was in perfectly +stunning spirits. "His Imperial Highness the Grand Duke of Farintosh is +wild about her," the Captain said, "and our poor young friend Clive may +just go and hang himself. Dine with us at the Gar and Starter? Jolly +party. Oh! I forgot! married man now!" So saying, the Captain entered the +hostelry near which I met him, leaving this present chronicler to return +to his own home. + + + + +CHAPTER LI + +An Old Friend + + +I might open the present chapter as a contemporary writer of Romance is +occasionally in the habit of commencing his tales of Chivalry, by a +description of a November afternoon falling leaves, tawny forests, +gathering storms, and other autumnal phenomena; and two horsemen winding +up the romantic road which leads from--from Richmond Bridge to the Star +and Garter. The one rider is youthful, and has a blonde moustache. The +cheek of the other has been browned by foreign suns; it is easy to see by +the manner in which he bestrides his powerful charger that he has +followed the profession of arms. He looks as if he had faced his +country's enemies on many a field of Eastern battle. The cavaliers alight +before the gate of a cottage on Richmond Hill, where a gentleman receives +them with eager welcome. Their steeds are accommodated at a neighbouring +hostelry,--I pause in the midst of the description, for the reader has +made the acquaintance of our two horsemen long since. It is Clive +returned from Malta, from Gibraltar, from Seville, from Cadiz, and with +him our dear old friend the Colonel. His campaigns are over, his sword is +hung up, he leaves Eastern suns and battles to warm younger blood. +Welcome back to England, dear Colonel and kind friend! How quickly the +years have passed since he has been gone! There is a streak or two more +silver in his hair. The wrinkles about his honest eyes are somewhat +deeper, but their look is as steadfast and kind as in the early, almost +boyish days when first we knew them. + +We talk a while about the Colonel's voyage home, the pleasures of the +Spanish journey, the handsome new quarters in which Clive has installed +his father and himself, my own altered condition in life, and what not. +During the conversation a little querulous voice makes itself audible +above-stairs, at which noise Mr. Clive begins to laugh, and the Colonel +to smile. It is for the first time in his life Mr. Clive listens to the +little voice; indeed, it is only since about six weeks that that small +organ has been heard in the world at all. Laura Pendennis believes its +tunes to be the sweetest, the most interesting, the most mirth-inspiring, +the most pitiful and pathetic, that ever baby uttered; which opinions, of +course, are backed by Mrs. Hokey, the confidential nurse. Laura's husband +is not so rapturous; but, let us trust, behaves in a way becoming a man +and a father. We forgo the description of his feelings as not pertaining +to the history at present under consideration. A little while before the +dinner is served, the lady of the cottage comes down to greet her +husband's old friends. + +And here I am sorely tempted to a third description, which has nothing to +do with the story, to be sure, but which, if properly his off might fill +half a page very prettily. For is not a young mother one of the sweetest +sights which life shows us? If she has been beautiful before, does not +her present pure joy give a character of refinement and sacredness almost +to her beauty, touch her sweet cheeks with fairer blushes, and impart I +know not what serene brightness to her eyes? I give warning to the artist +who designs the pictures for this veracious story, to make no attempt at +this subject. I never would be satisfied with it were his drawing ever so +good. + +When Sir Charles Grandison stepped up and made his very beautifullest bow +to Miss Byron, I am sure his gracious dignity never exceeded that of +Colonel Newcome's first greeting to Mrs. Pendennis. Of course from the +very moment they beheld one another they became friends. Are not most of +our likings thus instantaneous? Before she came down to see him, Laura +had put on one of the Colonel's shawls--the crimson one, with the red +palm-leaves and the border of many colours. As for the white one, the +priceless, the gossamer, the fairy web, which might pass through a ring, +that, every lady must be aware, was already appropriated to cover the +cradle, or what I believe is called the bassinet, of Master Pendennis. + +So we all became the very best of friends; and during the winter months +whilst we still resided at Richmond, the Colonel was my wife's constant +visitor. He often came without Clive. He did not care for the world which +the young gentleman frequented, and was more pleased and at home by my +wife's fireside than at more noisy and splendid entertainments. And, +Laura being a sentimental person interested in pathetic novels and all +unhappy attachments, of course she and the Colonel talked a great deal +about Mr. Clive's little affair, over which they would have such deep +confabulations that even when the master of the house appeared, Pater +Familias, the man whom, in the presence of the Rev. Dr. Portman, Mrs. +Laura had sworn to love and honour these two guilty ones would be silent, or +change the subject of conversation, not caring to admit such an +unsympathising person as myself into their conspiracy. + +From many a talk which they have had together since the Colonel and his +son embraced at Malta, Clive's father had been led to see how strongly +the passion which our friend had once fought and mastered, had now taken +possession of the young man. The unsatisfied longing left him indifferent +to all other objects of previous desire or ambition. The misfortune +darkened the sunshine of his spirit, and clouded the world before his +eyes. He passed hours in his painting-room, though he tore up what he did +there. He forsook his usual haunts, or appeared amongst his old comrades +moody and silent. From cigar-smoking, which I own to be a reprehensible +practice, he plunged into still deeper and darker dissipation; for I am +sorry to say, he took to pipes and the strongest tobacco, for which there +is no excuse. Our young man was changed. During the last fifteen or +twenty months, the malady had been increasing on him, of which we have +not chosen to describe at length the stages; knowing very well that the +reader (the male reader at least) does not care a fig about other +people's sentimental perplexities, and is not wrapped up heart and soul +in Clive's affairs like his father, whose rest was disturbed if the boy +had a headache, or who would have stripped the coat off his back to keep +his darling's feet warm. + +The object of this hopeless passion had, meantime, returned to the +custody of the dark old duenna, from which she had been liberated for a +while. Lady Kew had got her health again, by means of the prescriptions +of some doctors, or by the efficacy of some baths; and was again on foot +and in the world, tramping about in her grim pursuit of pleasure. Lady +Julia, we are led to believe, had retired upon half-pay, and into an +inglorious exile at Brussels, with her sister, the outlaw's wife, by +whose bankrupt fireside she was perfectly happy. Miss Newcome was now her +grandmother's companion, and they had been on a tour of visits in +Scotland, and were journeying from country-house to country-house about +the time when our good Colonel returned to his native shores. + +The Colonel loved his nephew Barnes no better than before, perhaps, +though we must say that since his return from India the young Baronet's +conduct had been particularly friendly. "No doubt marriage had improved +him; Lady Clara seemed a good-natured young woman enough; besides," says +the Colonel, wagging his good old head knowingly, "Tom Newcome, of the +Bundelcund Bank, is a personage to be conciliated; whereas Tom Newcome, +of the Bengal Cavalry, was not worth Master Barnes's attention. He has +been very good and kind on the whole; so have his friends been uncommonly +civil. There was Clive's acquaintance, Mr. Belsize that was, Lord +Highgate who is now, entertained our whole family sumptuously last week-- +wants us and Barnes and his wife to go to his country-house at Christmas +--is as hospitable, my dear Mrs. Pendennis, as man can be. He met you at +Barnes's, and as soon as we are alone," says the Colonel, turning round +to Laura's husband, "I will tell you in what terms Lady Clara speaks of +your wife. Yes. She is a good-natured, kind little woman, that Lady +Clara." Here Laura's face assumed that gravity and severeness, which it +always wore when Lady Clara's name was mentioned, and the conversation +took another turn. + +Returning home from London one afternoon, I met the Colonel, who hailed +me on the omnibus, and rode on his way towards the City, I knew, of +course, that he had been colloquying with my wife; and taxed that young +woman with these continued flirtations. "Two or three times a week, Mrs. +Laura, you dare to receive a Colonel of Dragoons. You sit for hours +closeted with the young fellow of sixty; you change the conversation when +your own injured husband enters the room, and pretend to talk about the +weather, or the baby. You little arch hypocrite, you know you do. Don't +try to humbug me, miss; what will Richmond, what will society, what will +Mrs. Grundy in general say to such atrocious behaviour?" + +"Oh! Pen," says my wife, closing my mouth in a way which I do not choose +further to particularise; "that man is the best, the dearest, the kindest +creature. I never knew such a good man; you ought to put him into a book. +Do you know, sir, that I felt the very greatest desire to give him a kiss +when he went away; and that one which you had just now, was intended for +him. + +"Take back thy gift, false girl!" says Mr Pendennis; and then, finally, +we come to the particular circumstance which had occasioned so much +enthusiasm on Mrs. Laura's part. + +Colonel Newcome had summoned heart of grace, and in Clive's behalf had +regularly proposed him to Barnes, as a suitor to Ethel, taking an artful +advantage of his nephew Barnes Newcome, and inviting that Barnes to a +private meeting, where they were to talk about the affairs of the +Bundelcund Banking Company. + +Now this Bundelcund Banking Company, in the Colonel's eyes, was in +reality his son Clive. But for Clive there might have been a hundred +banking companies established, yielding a hundred per cent, in as many +districts of India, and Thomas Newcome, who had plenty of money for his +own wants, would never have thought of speculation. His desire was to see +his boy endowed with all the possible gifts of fortune. Had he built a +palace for Clive, and been informed that a roc's egg was required to +complete the decoration of the edifice, Tom Newcome would have travelled +to the world's end in search of the wanting article. To see Prince Clive +ride in a gold coach with a princess beside him, was the kind old +Colonel's ambition; that done, he would be content to retire to a garret +in the prince's castle, and smoke his cheroot there in peace. So the +world is made. The strong and eager covet honour and enjoyment for +themselves; the gentle and disappointed (once, they may have been strong +and eager, too) desire these gifts for their children. I think Clive's +father never liked or understood the lad's choice of a profession. He +acquiesced in it as he would in any of his son's wishes. But, not being a +poet himself, he could not see the nobility of that calling; and felt +secretly that his son was demeaning himself by pursuing the art of +painting. "Had he been a soldier, now," thought Thomas Newcome, "(though +I prevented that) had he been richer than he is, he might have married +Ethel, instead of being unhappy as he now is, God help him! I remember my +own time of grief well enough: and what years it took before my wound +wound was scarred over." + +So with these things occupying his brain Thomas Newcome artfully invited +Barnes, his nephew, to dinner under pretence of talking of the affairs of +the great B. B. C. With the first glass of wine at dessert, and according +to the Colonel's good old-fashioned custom of proposing toasts, they +drank the health of the B. B. C. Barnes drank the toast with all his +generous heart. The B. B. C. sent to Hobson Brothers and Newcome a great +deal of business, was in a most prosperous condition, kept a great +balance at the bank, a balance that would not be overdrawn, as Sir Barnes +Newcome very well knew. Barnes was for having more of these bills, +provided there were remittances to meet the same. Barnes was ready to do +any amount of business with the Indian bank, or with any bank, or with +any individual, Christian or heathen, white or black, who could do good +to the firm of Hobson Brothers and Newcome. He spoke upon this subject +with great archness and candour: of course as a City man he would be glad +to do a profitable business anywhere, and the B. B. C.'s business was +profitable. But the interested motive which he admitted frankly as a man +of the world, did not prevent other sentiments more agreeable. "My dear +Colonel," says Barnes, "I am happy, most happy, to think that our house +and our name should have been useful, as I know they have been, in the +establishment of a concern in which one of our family is interested; one +whom we all so sincerely respect and regard." And he touched his glass +with his lips and blushed a little, as he bowed towards his uncle. He +found himself making a little speech, indeed; and to do so before one +single person seems rather odd. Had there been a large company present +Barnes would not have blushed at all, but have tossed off his glass, +struck his waistcoat possibly, and looked straight in the face of his +uncle as the chairman; well, he did very likely believe that he respected +and regarded the Colonel. + +The Colonel said--"Thank you, Barnes, with all my heart. It is always +good for men to be friends, much more for blood relations, as we are." + +"A relationship which honours me, I'm sure!" says Barnes, with a tone of +infinite affability. You see, he believed that Heaven had made him the +Colonel's superior. + +"And I am very glad," the elder went on, "that you and my boy are good +friends." + +"Friends! of course. It would be unnatural if such near relatives were +otherwise than good friends." + +"You have been hospitable to him, and Lady Clara very kind, and he wrote +to me telling me of your kindness. Ahem! this is tolerable claret. I +wonder where Clive gets it?" + +"You were speaking about that indigo, Colonel!" here Barnes interposes. +"Our house has done very little in that way, to be sure but I suppose +that our credit is about as good as Battie's and Jolly's, and if----" but +the Colonel is in a brown study. + +"Clive will have a good bit of money when I die," resumes Clive's father. + +"Why, you are a hale man--upon my word, quite a young man, and may marry +again, Colonel," replies the nephew fascinatingly. + +"I shall never do that," replies the other. "Ere many years are gone, I +shall be seventy years old, Barnes." + +"Nothing in this country, my dear sir! positively nothing. Why, there was +Titus, my neighbour in the country--when will you come down to Newcome?-- +who married a devilish pretty girl, of very good family, too, Miss +Burgeon, one of the Devonshire Burgeons. He looks, I am sure, twenty +years older than you do. Why should not you do likewise?" + +"Because I like to remain single, and want to leave Clive a rich man. +Look here, Barnes, you know the value of our bank shares, now?" + +"Indeed I do; rather speculative; but of course I know what some sold for +last week," says Barnes. + +"Suppose I realise now. I think I am worth six lakhs. I had nearly two +from my poor father. I saved some before and since I invested in this +affair; and could sell out to-morrow with sixty thousand pounds." + +"A very pretty sum of money, Colonel," says Barnes. + +"I have a pension of a thousand a year." + +"My dear Colonel, you are a capitalist! we know it very well," remarks +Sir Barnes. + +"And two hundred a year is as much as I want for myself," continues the +capitalist, looking into the fire, and jingling his money in his pockets. +"A hundred a year for a horse; a hundred a year for pocket-money, for I +calculate, you know, that Clive will give me a bedroom and my dinner." + +"He! he! If your son won't, your nephew will, my dear Colonel!" says the +affable Barnes, smiling sweetly. + +"I can give the boy a handsome allowance, you see," resumes Thomas +Newcome. + +"You can make him a handsome allowance now, and leave him a good fortune +when you die!" says the nephew, in a noble and courageous manner,--and as +if he said Twelve times twelve are a hundred and forty-four and you have +Sir Barnes Newcome's authority--Sir Barnes Newcome's, mind you--to say +so. + +"Not when I die, Barnes," the uncle goes on. "I will give him every +shilling I am worth to-morrow morning, if he marries as I wish him." + +"Tant mieux pour lui!" cries the nephew; and thought to himself, "Lady +Clara must ask Clive to dinner instantly. Confound the fellow. I hate +him--always have; but what luck he has!" + +"A man with that property may pretend to a good wife, as the French say; +hey Barnes?" asks the Colonel, rather eagerly looking up in his nephew's +face. + +That countenance was lighted up with a generous enthusiasm. "To any +woman, in any rank--to a nobleman's daughter, my dear sir!" exclaims Sir +Barnes. + +"I want your sister; I want dear Ethel for him, Barnes," cries Thomas +Newcome, with a trembling voice, and a twinkle in his eyes. "That was the +hope I always had till my talk with your poor father stopped it. Your +sister was engaged to my Lord Kew then; and my wishes of course were +impossible. The poor boy is very much cut up, and his whole heart is bent +upon possessing her. She is not, she can't be, indifferent to him. I am +sure she would not be, if her family in the least encouraged him. Can +either of these young folks have a better chance of happiness again +offered to them in life? There's youth, there's mutual liking, there's +wealth for them almost--only saddled with the encumbrance of an old +dragoon, who won't be much in their way. Give us your good word, Barnes, +and let them come together; and upon my word the rest of my days will be +made happy if I can eat my meal at their table." + +Whilst the poor Colonel was making his appeal, Barnes had time to collect +his answer; which, since in our character of historians we take leave to +explain gentlemen's motives as well as record their speeches and actions, +we may thus interpret. "Confound the young beggar!" thinks Barnes, then. +"He will have three or four thousand a year, will he? Hang him, but it's +a good sum of money. What a fool his father is to give it away! Is he +joking? No, he was always half crazy--the Colonel. Highgate seemed +uncommonly sweet on her, and was always hanging about our house. +Farintosh has not been brought to book yet; and perhaps neither of them +will propose for her. My grandmother, I should think, won't hear of her +making a low marriage, as this certainly is: but it's a pity to throw +away four thousand a year, ain't it?" All these natural calculations +passed briskly through Barnes Newcome's mind, as his uncle, from the +opposite side of the fireplace, implored him in the above little speech. + +"My dear Colonel," said Barnes, "my dear, kind Colonel! I needn't tell +you that your proposal flatters us, as much as your extraordinary +generosity surprises me. I never heard anything like it--never. Could I +consult my own wishes I would at once--I would, permit me to say, from +sheer admiration of your noble character, say yes, with all my heart, to +your proposal. But, alas, I haven't that power." + +"Is--is she engaged?" asks the Colonel, looking as blank and sad as Clive +himself when Ethel had conversed with him. + +"No--I cannot say engaged--though a person of the very highest rank has +paid her the most marked attention. But my sister has, in a way, gone +from our family, and from my influence as the head of it--an influence +which I, I am sure, had most gladly exercised in your favour. My +grandmother, Lady Kew, has adopted her; purposes, I believe, to leave +Ethel the greater part of her fortune, upon certain conditions; and, of +course, expects the--the obedience, and so forth, which is customary in +such cases. By the way, Colonel, is our young soupirant aware that papa +is pleading his cause for him?" + +The Colonel said no; and Barnes lauded the caution which his uncle had +displayed. It was quite as well for the young man's interests (which Sir +Barnes had most tenderly at heart) that Clive Newcome should not himself +move in the affair, or present himself to Lady Kew. Barnes would take the +matter in hand at the proper season; the Colonel might be sure it would +be most eagerly, most ardently pressed. Clive came home at this juncture, +whom Barnes saluted affectionately. He and the Colonel had talked over +their money business; their conversation had been most satisfactory, +thank you. "Has it not, Colonel?" The three parted the very best of +friends. + +As Barnes Newcome professed that extreme interest for his cousin and +uncle, it is odd he did not tell them that Lady Kew and Miss Ethel +Newcome were at that moment within a mile of them, at her ladyship's +house in Queen Street, Mayfair. In the hearing of Clive's servant, Barnes +did not order his brougham to drive to Queen Street, but waited until he +was in Bond Street before he gave the order. + +And, of course, when he entered Lady Kew's house, he straightway asked +for his sister, and communicated to her the generous offer which the good +Colonel had made. + +You see, Lady Kew was in town, and not in town. Her ladyship was but +passing through, on her way from a tour of visits in the North, to +another tour of visits somewhere else. The newspapers were not even off +the blinds. The proprietor of the house cowered over a bed-candle and a +furtive teapot in the back drawing-room. Lady Kew's gens were not here. +The tall canary ones with white polls, only showed their plumage and sang +in spring. The solitary wretch who takes charge of London houses, and the +two servants specially affected to Lady Kew's person, were the only +people in attendance. In fact, her ladyship was not in town. And that is +why, no doubt, Barnes Newcome said nothing about her being there. + + + + +CHAPTER LII + +Family Secrets + + +The figure cowering over the furtive teapot glowered grimly at Barnes as +he entered; and an old voice said--"Ho, it's you!" + +"I have brought you the notes, ma'am," says Barnes, taking a packet of +those documents from his pocket-book. "I could not come sooner, I have +been engaged upon bank business until now." + +"I dare say! You smell of smoke like a courier." + +"A foreign capitalist: he would smoke. They will, ma'am. I didn't smoke, +upon my word." + +"I don't see why you shouldn't, if you like it. You will never get +anything out of me whether you do or don't. How is Clara? Is she gone to +the country with the children? Newcome is the best place for her." + +"Doctor Bambury thinks she can move in a fortnight. The boy has had a +little----" + +"A little fiddlestick! I tell you it is she who likes to stay, and makes +that fool, Bambury, advise her not going away. I tell you to send her to +Newcome. The air is good for her." + +"By that confounded smoky town, my dear Lady Kew?" + +"And invite your mother and little brothers and sisters to stay Christmas +there. The way in which you neglect them is shameful, it is, Barnes." + +"Upon my word, ma'am, I propose to manage my own affairs without your +ladyship's assistance," cries Barnes, starting up, "and did not come at +this time of night to hear this kind of----" + +"Of good advice. I sent for you to give it you. When I wrote to you to +bring me the money I wanted it was but a pretext; Barkins might have +fetched it from the City in the morning. I want you to send Clara and the +children to Newcome. They ought to go, sir. That is why I sent for you; +to tell you that. Have you been quarrelling as much as usual?" + +"Pretty much as usual," says Barnes, drumming on his hat. + +"Don't beat that devil's tattoo; you agacez my poor old nerves. When +Clara was given to you she was as well broke a girl as any in London." + +Sir Barnes responded by a groan. + +"She was as gentle and amenable to reason, as good-natured a girl as +could be; a little vacant and silly, but you men like dolls for your +wives; and now in three years you have utterly spoiled her. She is +restive, she is artful, she flies into rages, she fights you and beats +you. He! he! and that comes of your beating her!" + +"I didn't come to hear this, ma'am," says Barnes, livid with rage + +"You struck her, you know you did, Sir Barnes Newcome. She rushed over to +me last year on the night you did it, you know she did." + +"Great God, ma'am! You know the provocation," screams Barnes. + +"Provocation or not, I don't say. But from that moment she has beat you. +You fool, to write her a letter and ask her pardon. If I had been a man I +would rather have strangled my wife, than have humiliated myself so +before her. She will never forgive that blow." + +"I was mad when I did it; and she drove me mad," says Barnes. "She has +the temper of a fiend, and the ingenuity of the devil. In two years an +entire change has come over her. If I had used a knife to her I should +not have been surprised. But it is not with you to reproach me about +Clara. Your ladyship found her for me." + +"And you spoilt her after she was found, sir. She told me part of her +story that night she came to me. I know it is true, Barnes. You have +treated her dreadfully, sir." + +"I know that she makes my life miserable, and there is no help for it," +says Barnes, grinding a curse between his teeth. "Well, well, no more +about this. How is Ethel? Gone to sleep after her journey? What do you +think, ma'am, I have brought for her? A proposal." + +"Bon Dieu! You don't mean to say Charles Belsize was in earnest!" cries +the dowager. "I always thought it was a----" + +"It is not from Lord Highgate, ma'am," Sir Barnes said, gloomily. "It is +some time since I have known that he was not in earnest; and he knows +that I am now." + +"Gracious goodness! come to blows with him, too? You have not? That would +be the very thing to make the world talk," says the dowager, with some +anxiety. + +"No," answers Barnes. "He knows well enough that there can be no open +rupture. We had some words the other day at a dinner he gave at his own +house; Colonel Newcome and that young beggar, Clive, and that fool, Mr. +Hobson, were there. Lord Highgate was confoundedly insolent. He told me +that I did not dare to quarrel with him because of the account he kept at +our house. I should like to have massacred him! She has told him that I +struck her,--the insolent brute--he says he will tell it at my clubs; and +threatens personal violence to me, there, if I do it again. Lady Kew, I'm +not safe from that man and that woman," cries poor Barnes, in an agony of +terror. + +"Fighting is Jack Belsize's business, Barnes Newcome; banking is yours, +luckily," said the dowager. "As old Lord Highgate was to die and his +eldest son, too, it is a pity certainly they had not died a year or two +earlier, and left poor Clara and Charles to come together. You should +have married some woman in the serious way; my daughter Walham could have +found you one. Frank, I am told, and his wife go on very sweetly +together; her mother-in-law governs the whole family. They have turned +the theatre back into a chapel again: they have six little ploughboys +dressed in surplices to sing the service; and Frank and the Vicar of +Kewbury play at cricket with them on holidays. Stay, why should not Clara +go to Kewbury?" + +"She and her sister have quarrelled about this very affair with Lord +Highgate. Some time ago it appears they had words about it and when I +told Kew that bygones had best be bygones, that Highgate was very sweet +upon Ethel now, and that I did not choose to lose such a good account as +his, Kew was very insolent to me; his conduct was blackguardly, ma'am, +quite blackguardly, and you may be sure but for our relationship I would +have called him to----" + +Here the talk between Barnes and his ancestress was interrupted by the +appearance of Miss Ethel Newcome, taper in hand, who descended from the +upper regions enveloped in a shawl. + +"How do you do, Barnes? How is Clara? I long to see my little nephew. Is +he like his pretty papa?" cries the young lady, giving her fair cheek to +her brother. + +"Scotland has agreed with our Newcome rose," says Barnes, gallantly. "My +dear Ethel, I never saw you in greater beauty." + +"By the light of one bedroom candle! what should I be if the whole room +were lighted? You would see my face then was covered all over with +wrinkles, and quite pale and woebegone, with the dreariness of the Scotch +journey. Oh, what a time we have spent! haven't we, grandmamma? I never +wish to go to a great castle again; above all, I never wish to go to a +little shooting-box. Scotland may be very well for men; but for women-- +allow me to go to Paris when next there is talk of a Scotch expedition. I +had rather be in a boarding-school in the Champs Elysees than in the +finest castle in the Highlands. If it had not been for a blessed quarrel +with Fanny Follington, I think I should have died at Glen Shorthorn. Have +you seen my dear, dear uncle, the Colonel? When did he arrive?" + +"Is he come? Why is he come?" asks Lady Kew. + +"Is he come? Look here, grandmamma! did you ever see such a darling +shawl! I found it in a packet in my room." + +"Well, it is beautiful," cries the Dowager, bending her ancient nose over +the web. "Your Colonel is a galant homme. That must be said of him; and +in this does not quite take after the rest of the family. Hum! hum! is he +going away again soon?" + +"He has made a fortune, a very considerable fortune for a man in that +rank in life," says Sir Barnes. "He cannot have less than sixty thousand +pounds." + +"Is that much?" asks Ethel. + +"Not in England, at our rate of interest; but his money is in India, +where he gets a great percentage. His income must be five or six thousand +pounds, ma'am," says Barnes, turning to Lady Kew. + +"A few of the Indians were in society in my time, my dear," says Lady +Kew, musingly. "My father has often talked to me about Barbell of +Stanstead, and his house in St. James's Square; the man who ordered more +curricles when there were not carriages enough for his guests. I was +taken to Mr. Hastings's trial. It was very stupid and long. The young +man, the painter, I suppose will leave his paint-pots now, and set up as +a gentleman. I suppose they were very poor, or his father would not have +put him to such a profession. Barnes, why did you not make him a clerk in +the bank, and save him from the humiliation?" + +"Humiliation! why, he is proud of it. My uncle is as proud as a +Plantagenet; though he is as humble as--as what! Give me a simile Barnes. +Do you know what my quarrel with Fanny Follington was about? She said we +were not descended from the barber-surgeon, and laughed at the Battle of +Bosworth. She says our great-grandfather was a weaver. Was he a weaver?" + +"How should I know? and what on earth does it matter, my child? Except +the Gaunts, the Howards, and one or two more, there is scarcely any good +blood in England. You are lucky in sharing some of mine. My poor Lord +Kew's grandfather was an apothecary at Hampton Court, and founded the +family by giving a dose of rhubarb to Queen Caroline. As a rule, nobody +is of a good family. Didn't that young man, that son of the Colonel's, go +about last year? How did he get in society? Where did we meet him? Oh! at +Baden, yes; when Barnes was courting, and my grandson--yes, my grandson, +acted so wickedly." Here she began to cough, and to tremble so, that her +old stick shook under her hand. "Ring the bell for Ross. Ross, I will go +to bed. Go you too, Ethel. You have been travelling enough to-day." + +"Her memory seems to fail her a little," Ethel whispered to her brother; +"or she will only remember what she wishes. Don't you see that she has +grown very much older?" + +"I will be with her in the morning. I have business with her," said +Barnes. + +"Good night. Give my love to Clara, and kiss the little ones for me. Have +you done what you promised me, Barnes?" + +"What?" + +"To be--to be kind to Clara. Don't say cruel things to her. She has a +high spirit, and she feels them, though she says nothing." + +"Doesn't she?" said Barnes, grimly. + +"Ah, Barnes, be gentle with her. Seldom as I saw you together, when I +lived with you in the spring, I could see that you were harsh, though she +affected to laugh when she spoke of your conduct to her. Be kind. I am +sure it is the best, Barnes; better than all the wit in the world. Look +at grandmamma, how witty she was and is; what a reputation she had, how +people were afraid of her; and see her now--quite alone." + +"I'll see her in the morning quite alone, my dear," says Barnes, waving a +little gloved hand. "Bye-bye!" and his brougham drove away. While Ethel +Newcome had been under her brother's roof, where I and friend Clive, and +scores of others, had been smartly entertained, there had been quarrels +and recriminations, misery and heart-burning, cruel words and shameful +struggles, the wretched combatants in which appeared before the world +with smiling faces, resuming their battle when the feast was concluded +and the company gone. + +On the next morning, when Barnes came to visit his grandmother, Miss +Newcome was gone away to see her sister-in-law, Lady Kew said, with whom +she was going to pass the morning; so Barnes and Lady Kew had an +uninterrupted tete-a-tete, in which the former acquainted the old lady +with the proposal which Colonel Newcome had made to him on the previous +night. + +Lady Kew wondered what the impudence of the world's would come to. An +artist propose for Ethel! One of her footmen might propose next, and she +supposed Barnes would bring the message. "The father came and proposed +for this young painter, and you didn't order him out of the room!" + +Barnes laughed. "The Colonel is one of my constituents. I can't afford to +order the Bundelcund Banking Company out of its own room." + +"You did not tell Ethel this pretty news, I suppose?" + +"Of course I didn't tell Ethel. Nor did I tell the Colonel that Ethel was +in London. He fancies her in Scotland with your ladyship at this moment." + +"I wish the Colonel were at Calcutta, and his son with him. I wish he was +in the Ganges, I wish he was under Juggernaut's car," cried the old lady. +"How much money has the wretch really got? If he is of importance to the +bank, of course you must keep well with him. Five thousand a year, and he +says he will settle it all on his son? He must be crazy. There is nothing +some of these people will not do, no sacrifice they will not make, to +ally themselves with good families. Certainly you must remain on good +terms with him and his bank. And we must say nothing of the business to +Ethel, and trot out of town as quickly as we can. Let me see? We go to +Drummington on Saturday. This is Tuesday. Barkins, you will keep the +front drawing-room shutters shut, and remember we are not in town, unless +Lady Glenlivat or Lord Farintosh should call." + +"Do you think Farintosh will--will call, ma'am?" asked Sir Barnes +demurely. + +"He will be going through to Newmarket. He has been where we have been at +two or three places in Scotland," replies the lady, with equal gravity. +"His poor mother wishes him to give up his bachelor's life--as well she +may--for you young men are terribly dissipated. Rossmont is quite a regal +place. His Norfolk house is not inferior. A young man of that station +ought to marry, and live at his places, and be an example to his people, +instead of frittering away his time at Paris and Vienna amongst the most +odious company." + +"Is he going to Drummington?" asks the grandson. + +"I believe he has been invited. We shall go to Paris for November: he +probably will be there," answered the Dowager casually; "and tired of the +dissipated life he has been leading, let us hope he will mend his ways, +and find a virtuous, well-bred young woman to keep him right." With this +her ladyship's apothecary is announced, and her banker and grandson takes +his leave. + +Sir Barnes walked into the City with his umbrella, read his letters, +conferred with his partners and confidential clerks; was for a while not +the exasperated husband, or the affectionate brother, or the amiable +grandson, but the shrewd, brisk banker, engaged entirely with his +business. Presently he had occasion to go on 'Change, or elsewhere, to +confer with brother-capitalists, and in Cornhill behold he meets his +uncle, Colonel Newcome, riding towards the India House, a groom behind +him. + +The Colonel springs off his horse, and Barnes greets him in the blandest +manner. "Have you any news for me, Barnes?" cries the officer. + +"The accounts from Calcutta are remarkably good. That cotton is of +admirable quality really. Mr. Briggs, of our house, who knows cotton as +well as any man in England, says----" + +"It's not the cotton, my dear Sir Barnes," cries the other. + +"The bills are perfectly good; there is no sort of difficulty about them. +Our house will take half a million of 'em, if----" + +"You are talking of bills, and I am thinking of poor Clive," the Colonel +interposes. "I wish you could give me good news for him, Barnes." + +"I wish I could. I heartily trust that I may some day. My good wishes you +know are enlisted in your son's behalf," cries Barnes, gallantly. "Droll +place to talk sentiment in--Cornhill, isn't it? But Ethel, as I told you, +is in the hands of higher powers, and we must conciliate Lady Kew if we +can. She has always spoken very highly of Clive; very." + +"Had I not best go to her?" asks the Colonel. + +"Into the North, my good sir? She is--ah--she is travelling about. I +think you had best depend upon me, Good morning. In the City we have no +hearts, you know, Colonel. Be sure you shall hear from me as soon as Lady +Kew and Ethel come to town." + +And the banker hurried away, shaking his finger-tips to his uncle, and +leaving the good Colonel utterly surprised at his statements. For the +fact is, the Colonel knew that Lady Kew was in London, having been +apprised of the circumstance in the simplest manner in the world, namely, +by a note from Miss Ethel, which billet he had in his pocket, whilst he +was talking with the head of the house of Hobson Brothers:-- + +"My dear uncle" (the note said), "how glad I shall be to see you! How +shall I thank you for the beautiful shawl, and the kind, kind remembrance +of me? I found your present yesterday evening, on our arrival from the +North. We are only here en passant, and see nobody in Queen Street but +Barnes, who has just been about business, and he does not count, you +know. I shall go and see Clara to-morrow, and make her take me to see +your pretty friend, Mrs. Pendennis. How glad I should be if you happened +to pay Mrs. P. a visit about two! Good-night. I thank you a thousand +times, and am always your affectionate E." + +"Queen Street. Tuesday night. Twelve o'clock." + +This note came to Colonel Newcome's breakfast-table, and he smothered the +exclamation of wonder which was rising to his lips, not choosing to +provoke the questions of Clive, who sate opposite to him. Clive's father +was in a woeful perplexity all that forenoon. "Tuesday night, twelve +o'clock," thought he. "Why, Barnes must have gone to his grandmother from +my dinner-table; and he told me she was out of town, and said so again +just now when we met in the City." (The Colonel was riding towards +Richmond at this time.) "What cause had the young man to tell me these +lies? Lady Kew may not wish to be at home for me, but need Barnes Newcome +say what is untrue to mislead me? The fellow actually went away +simpering, and kissing his hand to me, with a falsehood on his lips! What +a pretty villain! A fellow would deserve, and has got, a horse-whipping +for less. And to think of a Newcome doing this to his own flesh and +blood; a young Judas!" Very sad and bewildered, the Colonel rode towards +Richmond, where he was to happen to call on Mrs. Pendennis. + +It was not much of a fib that Barnes had told. Lady Kew announcing that +she was out of town, her grandson, no doubt, thought himself justified in +saying so, as any other of her servants would have done. But if he had +recollected how Ethel came down with the Colonel's shawl on her +shoulders, how it was possible she might have written to thank her uncle, +surely Barnes Newcome would not have pulled that unlucky long-bow. The +banker had other things to think of than Ethel and her shawl. + +When Thomas Newcome dismounted at the door of Honeymoon Cottage, +Richmond, the temporary residence of A. Pendennis, Esq., one of the +handsomest young women in England ran into the passage with outstretched +arms, called him her dear old uncle, and gave him two kisses, that I dare +say brought blushes on his lean sunburnt cheeks. Ethel clung always to +his affection. She wanted that man, rather than any other in the whole +world, to think well of her. When she was with him, she was the amiable +and simple, the loving impetuous creature of old times. She chose to +think of no other. Worldliness, heartlessness, eager scheming, cold +flirtations, marquis-hunting and the like, disappeared for a while--and +were not, as she sate at that honest man's side. O me! that we should +have to record such charges against Ethel Newcome! + +"He was come home for good now? He would never leave that boy he spoiled +so, who was a good boy, too: she wished she could see him oftener. At +Paris, at Madame de Florac's--I found out all about Madame de Florac, +sir," says Miss Ethel, with a laugh--"we used often to meet there; and +here, sometimes, in London. But in London it was different. You know what +peculiar notions some people have; and as I live with grandmamma, who is +most kind to me and my brothers, of course I must obey her, see her," +etc. etc. That the young lady went on talking, defending herself, whom +nobody attacked, protesting her dislike to gaiety and dissipation--you +would have fancied her an artless young country lass, only longing to +trip back to her village, milk her cows at sunrise, and sit spinning of +winter evenings by the fire. + +"Why do you come and spoil my tete-a-tete with my uncle, Mr. Pendennis?" +cries the young lady to the master of the house, who happens to enter "Of +all the men in the world the one I like best to talk to! Does he not look +younger than when he went to India? When Clive marries that pretty little +Miss Mackenzie, you will marry again, uncle, and I will be jealous of +your wife." + +"Did Barnes tell you that we had met last night, my dear?" asks the +Colonel. + +"Not one word. Your shawl and your dear kind note told me you were come. +Why did not Barnes tell us? Why do you look so grave?" + +"He has not told her that I was here, and would have me believe her +absent," thought Newcome, as his countenance fell. "Shall I give her my +own message, and plead my poor boy's cause with her?" I know not whether +he was about to lay his suit before her; he said himself subsequently +that his mind was not made up; but at this juncture, a procession of +nurses and babies made their appearance, followed by the two mothers, who +had been comparing their mutual prodigies (each lady having her own +private opinion)--Lady Clara and my wife--the latter for once gracious to +Lady Clara Newcome, in consideration of the infantine company with which +she came to visit Mrs. Pendennis. + +Luncheon was served presently. The carriage of the Newcomes drove away, +my wife smilingly pardoning Ethel for the assignation which the young +person had made at our house. And when those ladies were gone, our good +Colonel held a council of war with us his two friends, and told us what +had happened between him and Barnes on that morning and the previous +night. His offer to sacrifice every shilling of his fortune to young +Clive seemed to him to be perfectly simple (though the recital of the +circumstance brought tears into my wife's eyes)--he mentioned it by the +way, and as a matter that was scarcely to call for comment, much less +praise. + +Barnes's extraordinary statements respecting Lady Kew's absence puzzled +the elder Newcome; and he spoke of his nephew's conduct with much +indignation. In vain I urged that her ladyship desiring to be considered +absent from London, her grandson was bound to keep her secret. "Keep her +secret, yes! Tell me lies, no!" cries out the Colonel. Sir Barnes's +conduct was in fact indefensible, though not altogether unusual--the +worst deduction to be drawn from it, in my opinion, was, that Clive's +chance with the young lady was but a poor one, and that Sir Barnes +Newcome, inclined to keep his uncle in good-humour, would therefore give +him no disagreeable refusal. + +Now this gentleman could no more pardon a lie than he could utter one. He +would believe all and everything a man told him until deceived once, +after which he never forgave. And wrath being once roused in his simple +mind and distrust firmly fixed there, his anger and prejudices gathered +daily. He could see no single good quality in his opponent; and hated him +with a daily increasing bitterness. + +As ill luck would have it, that very same evening, at his return to town, +Thomas Newcome entered Bays's club, of which, at our request, he had +become a member during his last visit to England, and there was Sir +Barnes, as usual, on his way homewards from the City. Barnes was writing +at a table, and sealing and closing a letter, as he saw the Colonel +enter; he thought he had been a little inattentive and curt with his +uncle in the morning; had remarked, perhaps, the expression of +disapproval on the Colonel's countenance. He simpered up to his uncle as +the latter entered the clubroom, and apologised for his haste when they +met in the City in the morning--all City men were so busy! "And I have +been writing about that little affair, just as you came in," he said; +"quite a moving letter to Lady Kew, I assure you, and I do hope and trust +we shall have a favourable answer in a day or two." + +"You said her ladyship was in the North, I think?" said the Colonel, +drily. + +"Oh, yes--in the North, at--at Lord Wallsend's--great coal-proprietor, +you know." + +"And your sister is with her?" + +"Ethel is always with her." + +"I hope you will send her my very best remembrances," said the Colonel. + +"I'll open the letter, and add 'em in a postscript," said Barnes. + +"Confounded liar?" cried the Colonel, mentioning the circumstance to me +afterwards, "why does not somebody pitch him out of the bow-window?" + +If we were in the secret of Sir Barnes Newcome's correspondence, and +could but peep into that particular letter to his grandmother, I dare say +we should read that he had seen the Colonel, who was very anxious about +his darling youth's suit, but, pursuant to Lady Kew's desire, Barnes had +stoutly maintained that her ladyship was still in the North, enjoying the +genial hospitality of Lord Wallsend. That of course he should say nothing +to Ethel, except with Lady Kew's full permission: that he wished her a +pleasant trip to ----, and was, etc. etc. + +Then if we could follow him, we might see him reach his Belgravian +mansion, and fling an angry word to his wife as she sits alone in the +darkling drawing-room, poring over the embers. He will ask her, probably +with an oath, why the ----- she is not dressed? and if she always intends +to keep her company waiting? An hour hence, each with a smirk, and the +lady in smart raiment, with flowers in her hair, will be greeting their +guests as they arrive. Then will come dinner and such conversation as it +brings. Then at night Sir Barnes will issue forth, cigar in mouth; to +return to his own chamber at his own hour; to breakfast by himself; to go +Citywards, money-getting. He will see his children once a fortnight, and +exchange a dozen sharp words with his wife twice in that time. + +More and more sad does the Lady Clara become from day to day; liking more +to sit lonely over the fire; careless about the sarcasms of her husband; +the prattle of her children. She cries sometimes over the cradle of the +young heir. She is aweary, aweary. You understand, the man to whom her +parents sold her does not make her happy, though she has been bought with +diamonds, two carriages, several large footmen, a fine country-house with +delightful gardens, and conservatories, and with all this she is +miserable--is it possible? + + + + +CHAPTER LIII + +In which Kinsmen fall out + + +Not the least difficult part of Thomas Newcome's present business was to +keep from his son all knowledge of the negotiation in which he was +engaged on Clive's behalf. If my gentle reader has had sentimental +disappointments, he or she is aware that the friends who have given him +most sympathy under these calamities have been persons who have had +dismal histories of their own at some time of their lives, and I conclude +Colonel Newcome in his early days must have suffered very cruelly in that +affair of which we have a slight cognisance, or he would not have felt so +very much anxiety about Clive's condition. + +A few chapters back and we described the first attack, and Clive's manful +cure: then we had to indicate the young gentleman's relapse, and the +noisy exclamations of the youth under this second outbreak of fever. +Calling him back after she had dismissed him, and finding pretext after +pretext to see him,--why did the girl encourage him, as she certainly +did? I allow, with Mrs. Grundy and most moralists, that Miss Newcome's +conduct in this matter was highly reprehensible; that if she did not +intend to marry Clive she should have broken with him--altogether; that a +virtuous young woman of high principle, etc. etc., having once determined +to reject a suitor, should separate from him utterly then and there-- +never give him again the least chance of a hope, or reillume the +extinguished fire in the wretch's bosom. + +But coquetry, but kindness, but family affection, and a strong, very +strong partiality for the rejected lover--are these not to be taken in +account, and to plead as excuses for her behaviour to her cousin? The +least unworthy part of her conduct, some critics will say, was that +desire to see Clive and be well with him: as she felt the greatest regard +for him, the showing it was not blameable; and every flutter which she +made to escape out of the meshes which the world had cast about her was +but the natural effort at liberty. It was her prudence which was wrong; +and her submission wherein she was most culpable. In the early church +story, do we not read how young martyrs constantly had to disobey worldly +papas and mammas, who would have had them silent, and not utter their +dangerous opinions? how their parents locked them up, kept them on +bread-and-water, whipped and tortured them in order to enforce +obedience?--nevertheless they would declare the truth: they would defy +the gods by law established, and deliver themselves up to the lions or +the tormentors. Are not there Heathen Idols enshrined among us still? +Does not the world worship them, and persecute those who refuse to kneel? +Do not many timid souls sacrifice to them; and other bolder spirits rebel +and, with rage at their hearts, bend down their stubborn knees at their +altars? See! I began by siding with Mrs. Grundy and the world, and at the +next turn of the see-saw have lighted down on Ethel's side, and am +disposed to think that the very best part of her conduct has been those +escapades which--which right-minded persons most justly condemn. At +least, that a young beauty should torture a man with alternate liking and +indifference; allure, dismiss, and call him back out of banishment; +practise arts to please upon him, and ignore them when rebuked for her +coquetry--these are surely occurrences so common in young women's history +as to call for no special censure; and if on these charges Miss Newcome +is guilty, is she, of all her sex, alone in her criminality? + +So Ethel and her duenna went away upon their tour of visits to mansions +so splendid, and among hosts and guests so polite, that the present +modest historian does not dare to follow them. Suffice it to say that +Duke This and Earl That were, according to their hospitable custom, +entertaining a brilliant circle of friends at their respective castles, +all whose names the Morning Post gave; and among them those of the +Dowager Countess of Kew and Miss Newcome. + +During her absence, Thomas Newcome grimly awaited the result of his +application to Barnes. That Baronet showed his uncle a letter, or rather +a postscript, from Lady Kew, which probably had been dictated by Barnes +himself, in which the Dowager said she was greatly touched by Colonel +Newcome's noble offer; that though she owned she had very different views +for her granddaughter, Miss Newcome's choice of course lay with herself. +Meanwhile, Lady K. and Ethel were engaged in a round of visits to the +country, and there would be plenty of time to resume this subject when +they came to London for the season. And, lest dear Ethel's feelings +should be needlessly agitated by a discussion of the subject, and the +Colonel should take a fancy to write to her privately, Lady Kew gave +orders that all letters from London should be despatched under cover to +her ladyship, and carefully examined the contents of the packet before +Ethel received her share of the correspondence. + +To write to her personally on the subject of the marriage, Thomas Newcome +had determined was not a proper course for him to pursue. "They consider +themselves," says he, "above us, forsooth, in their rank of life (oh, +mercy! what pigmies we are! and don't angels weep at the brief authority +in which we dress ourselves up!) and of course the approaches on our side +must be made in regular form, and the parents of the young people must +act for them. Clive is too honourable a man to wish to conduct the affair +in any other way. He might try the influence of his beaux yeux, and run +off to Gretna with a girl who had nothing; but the young lady being +wealthy, and his relation, sir, we must be on the point of honour; and +all the Kews in Christendom shan't have more pride than we in this +matter." + +All this time we are keeping Mr. Clive purposely in the background. His +face is so woebegone that we do not care to bring it forward in the +family picture. His case is so common that surely its lugubrious symptoms +need not be described at length. He works away fiercely at his pictures, +and in spite of himself improves in his art. He sent a "Combat of +Cavalry," and a picture of "Sir Brian the Templar carrying off Rebecca," +to the British Institution this year; both of which pieces were praised +in other journals besides the Pall Mall Gazette. He did not care for the +newspaper praises. He was rather surprised when a dealer purchased his +"Sir Brian the Templar." He came and went from our house a melancholy +swain. He was thankful for Laura's kindness and pity. J. J.'s studio was +his principal resort; and I dare say, as he set up his own easel there, +and worked by his friend's side, he bemoaned his lot to his sympathising +friend. + +Sir Barnes Newcome's family was absent from London during the winter. His +mother, and his brothers and sisters, his wife and his two children, were +gone to Newcome for Christmas. Some six weeks after seeing him, Ethel +wrote her uncle a kind, merry letter. They had been performing private +theatricals at the country-house where she and Lady Kew were staying. +"Captain Crackthorpe made an admirable Jeremy Diddler in 'Raising the +Wind.' Lord Farintosh broke down lamentably as Fusbos in 'Bombastes +Furioso.'" Miss Ethel had distinguished herself in both of these +facetious little comedies. "I should like Clive to paint me as Miss +Plainways," she wrote. "I wore a powdered front, painted my face all over +wrinkles, imitated old Lady Griffin as well as I could, and looked sixty +at least." + +Thomas Newcome wrote an answer to his fair niece's pleasant letter; +"Clive," he said, "would be happy to bargain to paint her, and nobody +else but her, all the days of his life; and," the Colonel was sure, +"would admire her at sixty as much as he did now, when she was forty +years younger." But, determined on maintaining his appointed line of +conduct respecting Miss Newcome, he carried his letter to Sir Barnes, and +desired him to forward it to his sister. Sir Barnes took the note, and +promised to despatch it. The communications between him and his uncle had +been very brief and cold, since the telling of these little fibs +concerning old Lady Kew's visits to London, which the Baronet dismissed +from his mind as soon as they were spoken, and which the good Colonel +never could forgive. Barnes asked his uncle to dinner once or twice, but +the Colonel was engaged. How was Barnes to know the reason of the elder's +refusal? A London man, a banker, and a Member of Parliament, has a +thousand things to think of; and no time to wonder that friends refuse +his invitations to dinner. Barnes continued to grin and smile most +affectionately when he met the Colonel; to press his hand, to +congratulate him on the last accounts from India, unconscious of the +scorn and distrust with which his senior mentally regarded him. "Old boy +is doubtful about the young cub's love-affair," the Baronet may have +thought. "We'll ease his old mind on that point some time hence." No +doubt Barnes thought he was conducting the business very smartly and +diplomatically. + +I heard myself news at this period from the gallant Crackthorpe, which, +being interested in my young friend's happiness, filled me with some +dismay. "Our friend the painter and glazier has been hankering about our +barracks at Knightsbridge" (the noble Life Guards Green had now pitched +their tents in that suburb), "and pumping me about la belle cousin. I +don't like to break it to him--I don't really, now. But it's all up with +his chance, I think. Those private theatricals at Fallowfield have done +Farintosh's business. He used to rave about the Newcomes to me, as we +were riding home from hunting. He gave Bob Henchman the lie, who told a +story which Bob got from his man, who had it from Miss Newcome's +lady's-maid, about--about some journey to Brighton, which the cousins +took." Here Mr. Crackthorpe grinned most facetiously. "Farintosh swore +he'd knock Henchman down; and vows he will be the death of--will murder +our friend Clive when he comes to town. As for Henchman, he was in a +desperate way. He lives on the Marquis, you know, and Farintosh's anger +or his marriage will be the loss of free quarters, and ever so many good +dinners a year to him." I did not deem it necessary to impart +Crackthorpe's story to Clive, or explain to him the reason why Lord +Farintosh scowled most fiercely upon the young painter, and passed him +without any other sign of recognition one day as Clive and I were walking +together in Pall Mall. If my lord wanted a quarrel, young Clive was not a +man to balk him; and would have been a very fierce customer to deal with, +in his actual state of mind. + +A pauper child in London at seven years old knows how to go to market, to +fetch the beer, to pawn father's coat, to choose the largest fried fish +or the nicest ham-bone, to nurse Mary Jane of three,--to conduct a +hundred operations of trade or housekeeping, which a little Belgravian +does not perhaps acquire in all the days of her life. Poverty and +necessity force this precociousness on the poor little brat. There are +children who are accomplished shoplifters and liars almost as soon as +they can toddle and speak. I dare say little Princes know the laws of +etiquette as regards themselves, and the respect due to their rank, at a +very early period of their royal existence. Every one of us, according to +his degree, can point to the Princekins of private life who are flattered +and worshipped, and whose little shoes grown men kiss as soon almost as +they walk upon ground. + +It is a wonder what human nature will support: and that, considering the +amount of flattery some people are crammed with from their cradles, they +do not grow worse and more selfish than they are. Our poor little pauper +just mentioned is dosed with Daffy's Elixir, and somehow survives +the drug. Princekin or lordkin from his earliest days has nurses, +dependants, governesses, little friends, schoolfellows, schoolmasters, +fellow-collegians, college tutors, stewards and valets, led captains of +his suite, and women innumerable flattering him and doing him honour. The +tradesman's manner, which to you and me is decently respectful, becomes +straightway frantically servile before Princekin. Honest folks at railway +stations whisper to their families, "That's the Marquis of Farintosh," +and look hard at him as he passes. Landlords cry, "This way, my lord; +this room for your lordship." They say at public schools Princekin is +taught the beauties of equality, and thrashed into some kind of +subordination. Psha! Toad-eaters in pinafores surround Princekin. Do not +respectable people send their children so as to be at the same school +with him; don't they follow him to college, and eat his toads through +life? + +And as for women--oh, my dear friends and brethren in this vale of tears +--did you ever see anything so curious, monstrous, and amazing as the way +in which women court Princekin when he is marriageable, and pursue him +with their daughters? Who was the British nobleman in old old days who +brought his three daughters to the King of Mercia, that His Majesty might +choose one after inspection? Mercia was but a petty province, and its +king in fact a Princekin. Ever since those extremely ancient and +venerable times the custom exists not only in Mercia, but in all the rest +of the provinces inhabited by the Angles, and before Princekins the +daughters of our nobles are trotted out. + +There was no day of his life which our young acquaintance, the Marquis of +Farintosh, could remember on which he had not been flattered; and no +society which did not pay him court. At a private school he could +recollect the master's wife stroking his pretty curls and treating him +furtively to goodies; at college he had the tutor simpering and bowing as +he swaggered over the grass-plat; old men at clubs would make way for him +and fawn on him--not your mere pique-assiettes and penniless parasites, +but most respectable toad-eaters, fathers of honest families, gentlemen +themselves of good station, who respected this young gentleman as one of +the institutions of their country, and the admired wisdom of the nation +that set him to legislate over us. When Lord Farintosh walked the streets +at night, he felt himself like Haroun Alraschid--(that is, he would have +felt so had he ever heard of the Arabian potentate)--a monarch in +disguise affably observing and promenading the city. And let us be sure +there was a Mesrour in his train to knock at the doors for him and run +the errands of this young caliph. Of course he met with scores of men in +life who neither flattered him nor would suffer his airs; but he did not +like the company of such, or for the sake of truth undergo the ordeal of +being laughed at; he preferred toadies, generally speaking. "I like," +says he, "you know, those fellows who are always saying pleasant things, +you know, and who would run from here to Hammersmith if I asked 'em--much +better than those fellows who are always making fun of me, you know." A +man of his station who likes flatterers need not shut himself up; he can +get plenty of society. + +As for women, it was his lordship's opinion that every daughter of Eve +was bent on marrying him. A Scotch marquis, an English earl, of the best +blood in the empire, with a handsome person, and a fortune of fifteen +thousand a year, how could the poor creatures do otherwise than long for +him? He blandly received their caresses; took their coaxing and cajolery +as matters of course; and surveyed the beauties of his time as the Caliph +the moonfaces of his harem. My lord intended to marry certainly. He did +not care for money, nor for rank; he expected consummate beauty and +talent, and some day would fling his handkerchief to the possessor of +these, and place her by his side upon the Farintosh throne. + +At this time there were but two or three young ladies in society endowed +with the necessary qualifications, or who found favour in his eyes. His +lordship hesitated in his selection from these beauties. He was not in a +hurry, he was not angry at the notion that Lady Kew (and Miss Newcome +with her) hunted him. What else should they do but pursue an object so +charming? Everybody hunted him. The other young ladies, whom we need not +mention, languished after him still more longingly. He had little notes +from these; presents of purses worked by them, and cigar-cases +embroidered with his coronet. They sang to him in cosy boudoirs--mamma +went out of the room, and sister Ann forgot something in the +drawing-room. They ogled him as they sang. Trembling they gave him a +little foot to mount them, that they might ride on horseback with him. +They tripped along by his side from the Hall to the pretty country church +on Sundays. They warbled hymns: sweetly looking at him the while mamma +whispered confidentially to him, "What an angel Cecilia is!" And so +forth, and so forth--with which chaff our noble bird was by no means to +be caught. When he had made up his great mind, that the time was come and +the woman, he was ready to give a Marchioness of Farintosh to the English +nation. + + +Miss Newcome has been compared ere this to the statue of "Huntress Diana" +at the Louvre, whose haughty figure and beauty the young lady indeed +somewhat resembled. I was not present when Diana and Diana's grandmother +hunted the noble Scottish stag of whom we have just been writing; nor +care to know how many times Lord Farintosh escaped, and how at last he +was brought to bay and taken by his resolute pursuers. Paris, it appears, +was the scene of his fall and capture. The news was no doubt well known +amongst Lord Farintosh's brother-dandies, among exasperated matrons and +virgins in Mayfair, and in polite society generally, before it came to +simple Tom Newcome and his son. Not a word on the subject had Sir Barnes +mentioned to the Colonel: perhaps not choosing to speak till the +intelligence was authenticated; perhaps not wishing to be the bearer of +tidings so painful. + +Though the Colonel may have read in his Pall Mall Gazette a paragraph +which announced an approaching MARRIAGE IN HIGH LIFE, "between a noble +young marquis and an accomplished and beautiful young lady, daughter and +sister of a Northern baronet," he did not know who were the fashionable +persons about to be made happy, nor, until he received a letter from an +old friend who lived at Paris, was the fact conveyed to him. Here is the +letter preserved by him along with all that he ever received from the +same hand:-- + +"Rue St. Dominique, St. Germain, + +"Paris, 10 Fev. + +"So behold you of return, my friend! you quit for ever the sword and +those arid plains where you have passed so many years of your life, +separated from those to whom, at the commencement, you held very nearly. +Did it not seem once as if two hands never could unlock, so closely were +they enlaced together? Ah, mine are old and feeble now; forty years have +passed since the time when you used to say they were young and fair. How +well I remember me of every one of those days, though there is a death +between me and them, and it is as across a grave I review them! Yet +another parting, and tears and regrets are finished. Tenez, I do not +believe them when they say there is no meeting for us afterwards, there +above. To what good to have seen you, friend, if we are to part here, and +in Heaven too? I have not altogether forgotten your language, is it not +so? I remember it because it was yours, and that of my happy days. I +radote like an old woman as I am. M. de Florac has known my history from +the commencement. May I not say that after so many of years I have been +faithful to him and to all my promises? When the end comes with its great +absolution, I shall not be sorry. One supports the combats of life, but +they are long, and one comes from them very wounded; ah, when shall they +be over? + +"You return and I salute you with wishes for parting. How much egotism! I +have another project which I please myself to arrange. You know how I am +arrived to love Clive as own my child. I very quick surprised his secret, +the poor boy, when he was here it is twenty months. He looked so like you +as I repeal me of you in the old time! He told me he had no hope of +his beautiful cousin. I have heard of the fine marriage that one makes +her. Paul, my son, has been at the English Ambassade last night and has +made his congratulations to M. de Farintosh. Paul says him handsome, +young, not too spiritual, rich, and haughty, like all, all noble +Montagnards. + +"But it is not of M. de Farintosh I write, whose marriage, without doubt, +has been announced to you. I have a little project; very foolish, +perhaps. You know Mr. the Duke of Ivry has left me guardian of his little +daughter Antoinette, whose affreuse mother no one sees more. Antoinette +is pretty and good, and soft, and with an affectionate heart. I love her +already as my infant. I wish to bring her up, and that Clive should marry +her. They say you are returned very rich. What follies are these I write! +In the long evenings of winter, the children escaped it is a long time +from the maternal nest, a silent old man my only company,--I live but of +the past; and play with its souvenirs as the detained caress little +birds, little flowers, in their prisons. I was born for the happiness; my +God! I have learned it in knowing you. In losing you I have lost it. It +is not against the will of Heaven I oppose myself. It is man, who makes +himself so much of this evil and misery, this slavery, these tears, these +crimes, perhaps. + +"This marriage of the young Scotch Marquis and the fair Ethel (I love her +in spite of all, and shall see her soon and congratulate her, for, do you +see, I might have stopped this fine marriage, and did my best and more +than my duty for our poor Clive) shall make itself in London next spring, +I hear. You shall assist scarcely at the ceremony; he, poor boy, shall +not care to be there. Bring him to Paris to make the court to my little +Antoinette: bring him to Paris to his good friend, Comtesse de Florac." + +"I read marvels of his works in an English journal, which one sends me." + + +Clive was not by when this letter reached his father. Clive was in his +painting-room, and lest he should meet his son, and in order to devise +the best means of breaking the news to the lad, Thomas Newcome retreated +out of doors; and from the Oriental he crossed Oxford Street, and from +Oxford Street he stalked over the roomy pavements of Gloucester Place, +and there he bethought him how he had neglected Mrs. Hobson Newcome of +late, and the interesting family of Bryanstone Square. So he went to +leave his card at Maria's door: her daughters, as we have said, are quite +grown girls. If they have been lectured, and learning, and back-boarded, +and practising, and using the globes, and laying in a store of 'ologies, +ever since, what a deal they must know! Colonel Newcome was admitted to +see his nieces, and Consummate Virtue, their parent. Maria was charmed to +see her brother-in-law; she greeted him with reproachful tenderness: +"Why, why," her fine eyes seemed to say, "have you so long neglected us? +Do you think because I am wise, and gifted, and good, and you are, it +must be confessed, a poor creature with no education, I am not also +affable? Come, let the prodigal be welcomed by his virtuous relatives: +come and lunch with us, Colonel!" He sate down accordingly to the family +tiffin. + +When the meal was over, the mother, who had matter of importance to +impart to him, besought him to go to the drawing-room, and there poured +out such a eulogy upon her children's qualities as fond mothers know how +to utter. They knew this and they knew that. They were instructed by the +most eminent professors; "that wretched Frenchwoman, whom you may +remember here, Mademoiselle Lenoir," Maria remarked parenthetically, +"turned out, oh, frightfully! She taught the girls the worst accent, it +appears. Her father was not a colonel; he was--oh! never mind! It is a +mercy I got rid of that fiendish woman, and before my precious ones knew +what she was!" And then followed details of the perfections of the two +girls, with occasional side-shots at Lady Anne's family, just as in the +old time. "Why don't you bring your boy, whom I have always loved as a +son, and who avoids me? Why does not Clive know his cousins? They are +very different from others of his kinswomen, who think best of the +heartless world." + +"I fear, Maria, there is too much truth in what you say," sighs the +Colonel, drumming on a book on the drawing-room table, and looking down +sees it is a great, large, square, gilt Peerage, open at FARINTOSH, +MARQUIS OF.--Fergus Angus Malcolm Mungo Roy, Marquis of Farintosh, Earl +of Glenlivat, in the peerage of Scotland; also Earl of Rossmont, in that +of the United Kingdom. Son of Angus Fergus Malcolm, Earl of Glenlivat, +and grandson and heir of Malcolm Mungo Angus, first Marquis of Farintosh, +and twenty-fifth Earl, etc. etc. + +"You have heard the news regarding Ethel?" remarks Hobson. + +"I have just heard," says the poor Colonel. + +"I have a letter from Anne this morning," Maria continues. "They are of +course delighted with the match. Lord Farintosh is wealthy, handsome; has +been a little wild, I hear; is not such a husband as I would choose for +my darlings, but poor Brian's family have been educated to love the +world; and Ethel no doubt is flattered by the prospects before her. I +have heard that some one else was a little epris in that quarter. How +does Clive bear the news, my dear Colonel?" + +"He has long expected it," says the Colonel, rising: "and I left him very +cheerful at breakfast this morning." + +"Send him to see us, the naughty boy!" cries Maria. "We don't change; we +remember old times, to us he will ever be welcome!" And with this +confirmation of Madame de Florac's news, Thomas Newcome walked sadly +homewards. + +And now Thomas Newcome had to break the news to his son; who received the +shot in such a way as caused his friends and confidants to admire his +high spirit. He said he had long been expecting some such announcement: +it was many months since Ethel had prepared him for it. Under her +peculiar circumstances he did not see how she could act otherwise than +she had done. And he narrated to the Colonel the substance of the +conversation which the two young people had had together several months +before, in Madame de Florac's garden. + +Clive's father did not tell his son of his own bootless negotiation with +Barnes Newcome. There was no need to recall that now; but the Colonel's +wrath against his nephew exploded in conversation with me, who was the +confidant of father and son in this business. Ever since that luckless +day when Barnes thought proper to--to give a wrong address for Lady Kew, +Thomas Newcome's anger had been growing. He smothered it yet for a while, +sent a letter to Lady Anne Newcome, briefly congratulating her on the +choice which he had heard Miss Newcome had made; and in acknowledgment of +Madame de Florac's more sentimental epistle he wrote a reply which has +not been preserved, but in which he bade her rebuke Miss Newcome for not +having answered him when he wrote to her, and not having acquainted her +old uncle with her projected union. + +To this message, Ethel wrote back a brief, hurried reply; it said:-- + +"I saw Madame de Florac last night at her daughter's reception, and she +gave me my dear uncle's messages. Yes, the news is true which you have +heard from Madame de Florac, and in Bryanstone Square. I did not like to +write it to you, because I know one whom I regard as a brother (and a +great, great deal better), and to whom I know it will give pain. He knows +that I have done my duty, and why I have acted as I have done. God bless +him and his dear father! + +"What is this about a letter which I never answered? Grandmamma knows +nothing about a letter. Mamma has enclosed to me that which you wrote to +her, but there has been no letter from T. N. to his sincere and +affectionate E. N. + +"Rue de Rivoli. Friday." + + +This was too much, and the cup of Thomas Newcome's wrath overflowed. +Barnes had lied about Ethel's visit to London: Barnes had lied in saying +that he delivered the message with which his uncle charged him: Barnes +had lied about the letter which he had received, and never sent. With +these accusations firmly proven in his mind against his nephew, the +Colonel went down to confront that sinner. + +Wherever he should find Barnes, Thomas Newcome was determined to tell him +his mind. Should they meet on the steps of a church, on the flags of +'Change, or in the newspaper-room at Bays's, at evening-paper time, when +men most do congregate, Thomas the Colonel was determined upon exposing +and chastising his father's grandson. With Ethel's letter in his pocket, +he took his way into the City, penetrated into the unsuspecting +back-parlour of Hobson's bank, and was disappointed at first at only +finding his half-brother Hobson there engaged over his newspaper. The +Colonel signified his wish to see Sir Barnes Newcome. "Sir Barnes was not +come in yet. You've heard about the marriage," says Hobson. "Great news +for the Barnes's, ain't it? The head of the house is as proud as a +peacock about it. Said he was going out to Samuels, the diamond +merchants; going to make his sister some uncommon fine present. Jolly to +be uncle to a marquis, ain't it, Colonel? I'll have nothing under a duke +for my girls. I say, I know whose nose is out of joint. But young fellows +get over these things, and Clive won't die this time, I dare say." + +While Hobson Newcome made these satiric and facetious remarks, his +half-brother paced up and down the glass parlour, scowling over the panes +into the bank where the busy young clerks sate before their ledgers. At +last he gave an "Ah!" as of satisfaction. Indeed, he had seen Sir Barnes +Newcome enter into the bank. + +The Baronet stopped and spoke with a clerk, and presently entered, +followed by that young gentleman into his private parlour. Barnes tried +to grin when he saw his uncle, and held out his hand to greet the +Colonel; but the Colonel put both his behind his back--that which carried +his faithful bamboo cane shook nervously. Barnes was aware that the +Colonel had the news. "I was going to--to write to you this morning, +with--with some intelligence that I am--very--very sorry to give." + +"This young gentleman is one of your clerks?" asked Thomas Newcome, +blandly. + +"Yes; Mr. Boltby, who has your private account. This is Colonel Newcome, +Mr. Boltby," says Sir Barnes, in some wonder. + +"Mr. Boltby, brother Hobson, you heard what Sir Barnes Newcome said just +now respecting certain intelligence which he grieved to give me?" + +At this the three other gentlemen respectively wore looks of amazement. + +"Allow me to say in your presence, that I don't believe one single word +Sir Barnes Newcome says, when he tells me that he is very sorry for some +intelligence he has to communicate. He lies, Mr. Boltby; he is very glad. +I made up my mind that in whatsoever company I met him, and on the very +first day I found him--hold your tongue, sir; you shall speak afterwards +and tell more lies when I have done--I made up my mind, I say, that on +the very first occasion I would tell Sir Barnes Newcome that he was a +liar and a cheat. He takes charge of letters and keeps them back. Did you +break the seal, sir? There was nothing to steal in my letter to Miss +Newcome. He tells me people are out of town, when he goes to see in the +next street, after leaving my table, and whom I see myself half an hour +before he lies to me about their absence." + +"D--n you, go out, and don't stand staring there, you booby!" screams out +Sir Barnes to the clerk. "Stop, Boltby. Colonel Newcome, unless you leave +this room I shall--I shall----" + +"You shall call a policeman. Send for the gentleman, and I will tell the +Lord Mayor what I think of Sir Barnes Newcome, Baronet. Mr. Boltby, shall +we have the constable in?" + +"Sir, you are an old man, and my father's brother, or you know very well +I would----" + +"You would what, Sir? Upon my word, Barnes Newcome" (here the Colonel's +two hands and the bamboo cane came from the rear and formed in front), +"but that you are my father's grandson, after a menace like that, I would +take you out and cane you in the presence of your clerks. I repeat, sir, +that I consider you guilty of treachery, falsehood, and knavery. And if I +ever see you at Bays's Club, I will make the same statement to your +acquaintance at the west end of the town. A man of your baseness ought to +be known, sir; and it shall be my business to make men of honour aware of +your character. Mr. Boltby, will you have the kindness to make out my +account? Sir Barnes Newcome, for fear of consequences that I should +deplore, I recommend you to keep a wide berth of me, sir." And the Colonel +twirled his mustachios, and waved his cane in an ominous manner, and +Barnes started back spontaneously out of its dangerous circle. + +What Mr. Boltby's sentiments may have been regarding this extraordinary +scene in which his principal cut so sorry a figure;--whether he narrated +the conversation to other gentlemen connected with the establishment of +Hobson Brothers, or prudently kept it to himself, I cannot say, having no +means of pursuing Mr. B.'s subsequent career. He speedily quitted his +desk at Hobson Brothers; and let us presume that Barnes thought Mr. B. +had old all the other clerks of the avuncular quarrel. That conviction +will make us imagine Barnes still more comfortable. Hobson Newcome no +doubt was rejoiced at Barnes's discomfiture; he had been insolent and +domineering beyond measure of late to his vulgar good-natured uncle, +whereas after the above interview with the Colonel he became very humble +and quiet in his demeanour, and for a long, long time never said a rude +word. Nay, I fear Hobson must have carried an account of the transaction +to Mrs. Hobson and the circle in Bryanstone Square; for Sam Newcome, now +entered at Cambridge, called the Baronet "Barnes" quite familiarly; asked +after Clara and Ethel; and requested a small loan of Barnes. + +Of course the story did not get wind at Bays's; of course Tom Eaves did +not know all about it, and say that Sir Barnes had been beaten +black-and-blue. Having been treated very ill by the committee in a +complaint which he made about the Club cookery, Sir Barnes Newcome never +came to Bays's, and at the end of the year took off his name from the +lists of the Club. + +Sir Barnes, though a little taken aback in the morning, and not ready +with an impromptu reply to the Colonel and his cane, could not allow the +occurrence to pass without a protest; and indited a letter which Thomas +Newcome kept along with some others previously quoted by the compiler of +the present memoirs. + +It is as follows:-- + + +Belgrave St., Feb. 15, 18--. + +"Colonel Newcome, C..B., private. + +"SIR--The incredible insolence and violence of your behaviour to-day +(inspired by whatever causes or mistakes of your own), cannot be passed +without some comment, on my part. I laid before a friend of your own +profession, a statement of the words which you applied to me in the +presence of my partner and one of my clerks this morning; and my adviser +is of opinion, that considering the relationship unhappily subsisting +between us, I can take no notice of insults for which you knew when you +uttered them, I could not call you to account." + +"There is some truth in that," said the Colonel. "He couldn't fight, you +know; but then he was such a liar I could not help speaking my mind." + +"I gathered from the brutal language which you thought fit to employ +towards a disarmed man, the ground of one of your monstrous accusations +against me, that I deceived you in stating that my relative, Lady Kew, +was in the country, when in fact she was at her house in London. + +"To this absurd charge I at once plead guilty. The venerable lady in +question was passing through London, where she desired to be free from +intrusion. At her ladyship's wish I stated that she was out of town; and +would, under the same circumstances, unhesitatingly make the same +statement. Your slight acquaintance with the person in question did not +warrant that you should force yourself on her privacy, as you would +doubtless know were you more familiar with the customs of the society in +which she moves. + +"I declare upon my honour as a gentleman, that I gave her the message +which I promised to deliver from you, and also that I transmitted a +letter with which you entrusted me; and repel with scorn and indignation +the charges which you were pleased to bring against me, as I treat with +contempt the language and the threats which you thought fit to employ. + +"Our books show the amount of xl. xs. xd. to your credit, which you will +be good enough to withdraw at your earliest convenience; as of course all +intercourse must cease henceforth between you and--Yours, etc. + B. Newcome Newcome." + + +"I think, sir, he doesn't make out a bad case," Mr. Pendennis remarked to +the Colonel, who showed him this majestic letter. + +"It would be a good case if I believed a single word of it, Arthur," +replied my friend, placidly twirling the old grey moustache. "If you were +to say so-and-so, and say that I had brought false charges against you, I +should cry mea culpa and apologise with all my heart. But as I have a +perfect conviction that every word this fellow says is a lie, what is the +use of arguing any more about the matter? I would not believe him if he +brought twenty as witnesses, and if he lied till he was black in the +other liars' face. Give me the walnuts. I wonder who Sir Barnes's +military friend was." + +Barnes's military friend was our gallant acquaintance General Sir George +Tufto, K.C.B., who a short while afterwards talked over the quarrel with +the Colonel, and manfully told him that (in Sir George's opinion) he was +wrong. "The little beggar behaved very well, I thought, in the first +business. You bullied him so, and in the front of his regiment, too, that +it was almost past bearing; and when he deplored, with tears in his eyes, +almost, the little humbug! that his relationship prevented him calling +you out, ecod, I believed him! It was in the second affair that poor +little Barnes showed he was a cocktail." + +"What second affair?" asked Thomas Newcome. + +"Don't you know? He! he! this is famous!" cries Sir George. "Why, sir, +two days after your business, he comes to me with another letter and a +face as long as my mare's, by Jove. And that letter, Newcome, was from +your young 'un. Stop, here it is!" and from his padded bosom General Sir +George Tufto drew a pocket-book, and from the pocket-book a copy of a +letter, inscribed, "Clive Newcome, Esq., to Sir B. N. Newcome." "There's +no mistake about your fellow, Colonel. No,----him!" and the man of war +fired a volley of oaths as a salute to Clive. + +And the Colonel, on horseback, riding by the other cavalry officer's side +read as follows:-- + + +"George Street, Hanover Square, February 16. + +"SIR--Colonel Newcome this morning showed me a letter bearing your +signature, in which you state--1. That Colonel Newcome has uttered +calumnious and insolent charges against you. 2. That Colonel Newcome so +spoke, knowing that you could take no notice of his charges of falsehood +and treachery, on account of the relationship subsisting between you. + +"Your statements would evidently imply that Colonel Newcome has been +guilty of ungentlemanlike conduct, and of cowardice towards you. + +"As there can be no reason why we should not meet in any manner that you +desire, I here beg leave to state, on my own part, that I fully coincide +with Colonel Newcome in his opinion that you have been guilty of +falsehood and treachery, and that the charge of cowardice which you dare +to make against a gentleman of his tried honour and courage, is another +wilful and cowardly falsehood on your part. + +"And I hope you will refer the bearer of this note, my friend, Mr. George +Warrington, of the Upper Temple, to the military gentleman whom you +consulted in respect to the just charges of Colonel Newcome. Waiting a +prompt reply, believe me, sir--Your obedient servant, Clive Newcome. + +"Sir Barnes Newcome Newcome, Bart., M. P., etc." + + +"What a blunderhead I am!" cries the Colonel, with delight on his +countenance, spite of his professed repentance. "It never once entered my +head that the youngster would take any part in the affair. I showed him +his cousin's letter casually, just to amuse him, I think, for he has been +deuced low lately, about--about a young man's scrape that he has got +into. And he must have gone off and despatched his challenge straightway. +I recollect he appeared uncommonly brisk at breakfast the next morning. +And so you say, General, the Baronet did not like the poulet?" + +"By no means; never saw a fellow show such a confounded white feather. At +first I congratulated him, thinking your boy's offer must please him, as +it would have pleased any fellow in our time to have a shot. Dammy! but I +was mistaken in my man. He entered into some confounded long-winded story +about a marriage you wanted to make with that infernal pretty sister of +his, who is going to marry young Farintosh, and how you were in a rage +because the scheme fell to the ground, and how a family duel might +occasion unpleasantries to Miss Newcome; though I showed him how this +could be most easily avoided, and that the lady's name need never appear +in the transaction. 'Confound it, Sir Barnes,' says I, 'I recollect this +boy, when he was a youngster throwing a glass of wine in your face! We'll +put it upon that, and say it's an old feud between you.' He turned quite +pale, and he said your fellow had apologised for the glass of wine." + +"Yes," said the Colonel, sadly, "my boy apologised for the glass of wine. +It is curious how we have disliked that Barnes ever since we set eyes on +him." + +"Well, Newcome," Sir George resumed, as his mettled charger suddenly +jumped and curvetted, displaying the padded warrior's cavalry-seat to +perfection. "Quiet, old lady!--easy, my dear! Well, when I found the +little beggar turning tail in this way I said to him, 'Dash me, sir, if +you don't want me, why the dash do you send for me, dash me? Yesterday +you talked as if you would bite the Colonel's head off, and to-day, when +his son offers you every accommodation, by dash, sir, you're afraid to +meet him. It's my belief you had better send for a policeman. A 22 is +your man, Sir Barnes Newcome.' And with that I turned on my heel and left +him. And the fellow went off to Newcome that very night." + +"A poor devil can't command courage, General," said the Colonel, quite +peaceably, "any more than he can make himself six feet high." + +"Then why the dash did the beggar send for me?" called out General Sir +George Tufto, in a loud and resolute voice; and presently the two +officers parted company. + +When the Colonel reached home, Mr. Warrington and Mr. Pendennis happened +to be on a visit to Clive, and all three were in the young fellow's +painting-room. We knew our lad was unhappy, and did our little best to +amuse and console him. The Colonel came in. It was in the dark February +days: we lighted the gas in the studio. Clive had made a sketch from some +favourite verses of mine and George's: those charming lines of Scott's:-- + + "He turned his charger as he spake, + Beside the river shore; + He gave his bridle-rein a shake, + With adieu for evermore, + My dear! + Adieu for evermore!" + +Thomas Newcome held up a finger at Warrington, and he came up to the +picture and looked at it; and George and I trolled out: + + "Adieu for evermore, + My dear! + Adieu for evermore!" + +From the picture the brave old Colonel turned to the painter, regarding +his son with a look of beautiful inexpressible affection. And he laid his +hand on his son's shoulder, and smiled, and stroked Clive's yellow +moustache. + +"And--and did Barnes send no answer to that letter you wrote him?" he +said, slowly. + +Clive broke out into a laugh that was almost a sob. He took both his +father's hands. "My dear, dear old father!" says he, "what a--what an-- +old--trump you are!" My eyes were so dim I could hardly see the two men +as they embraced. + + + + +CHAPTER LIV + +Has a Tragical Ending + + +Clive presently answered the question which his father put to him in the +last chapter, by producing from the ledge of his easel a crumpled paper, +full of Cavendish now, but on which was written Sir Barnes Newcome's +reply to his cousin's polite invitation. Sir Barnes Newcome wrote, "that +he thought a reference to a friend was quite unnecessary, in the most +disagreeable and painful dispute in which Mr. Clive desired to interfere +as a principal; that the reasons which prevented Sir Barnes from taking +notice of Colonel Newcome's shameful and ungentlemanlike conduct applied +equally, as Mr. Clive Newcome very well knew, to himself; that if further +insult was offered, or outrage attempted, Sir Barnes should resort to the +police for protection; that he was about to quit London, and certainly +should not delay his departure on account of Mr. Clive Newcome's +monstrous proceedings; and that he desired to take leave of an odious +subject, as of an individual whom he had striven to treat with kindness, +but from whom, from youth upwards, Sir Barnes Newcome had received +nothing but insolence, enmity, and ill-will." + +"He is an ill man to offend," remarked Mr. Pendennis. "I don't think he +has ever forgiven that claret, Clive." + +"Pooh! the feud dates from long before that," said Clive; "Barnes wanted +to lick me when I was a boy, and I declined: in fact, I think he had +rather the worst of it; but then I operated freely on his shins, and that +wasn't fair in war, you know." + +"Heaven forgive me," cries the Colonel; "I have always felt the fellow +was my enemy: and my mind is relieved now war is declared. It has been a +kind of hypocrisy with me to shake his hand and eat his dinner. When I +trusted him it was against my better instinct; and I have been struggling +against it these ten years, thinking it was a wicked prejudice, and ought +to be overcome." + +"Why should we overcome such instincts?" asks Mr. Warrington. "Why +shouldn't we hate what is hateful in people and scorn what is mean? From +what friend Pen has described to me, and from some other accounts which +have come to my ears, your respectable nephew is about as loathsome a +little villain as crawls on the earth. Good seems to be out of his +sphere, and away from his contemplation. He ill-treats every one he comes +near; or, if, gentle to them, it is that they may serve some base +purpose. Since my attention has been drawn to the creature, I have been +contemplating his ways with wonder and curiosity. How much superior +Nature's rogues are, Pen, to the villains you novelists put into your +books! This man goes about his life business with a natural propensity to +darkness and evil--as a bug crawls, and stings, and stinks. I don't +suppose the fellow feels any more remorse than a cat that runs away with +a mutton-chop. I recognise the Evil Spirit, sir, and do honour to +Ahrimanes, in taking off my hat to this young man. He seduced a poor girl +in his father's country town--is it not natural? Deserted her and her +children--don't you recognise the beast? married for rank--could you +expect otherwise from him? invites my Lord Highgate to his house in +consideration of his balance at the bank;--sir, unless somebody's heel +shall crunch him on the way, there is no height to which this aspiring +vermin mayn't crawl. I look to see Sir Barnes Newcome prosper more and +more. I make no doubt he will die an immense capitalist, and an exalted +Peer of this realm. He will have a marble monument, and a pathetic +funeral sermon. There is a divine in your family, Clive, that shall +preach it. I will weep respectful tears over the grave of Baron Newcome, +Viscount Newcome, Earl Newcome; and the children whom he has deserted, +and who, in the course of time, will be sent by a grateful nation to New +South Wales, will proudly say to their brother convicts,--'Yes, the Earl +was our honoured father.'" + +"I fear he is no better than he should be, Mr. Warrington," says the +Colonel, shaking his head. "I never heard the story about the deserted +children." + +"How should you, O you guileless man!" cries Warrington. + +"I am not in the ways of scandal-hearing myself much: but this tale I had +from Sir Barnes Newcome's own country. Mr. Batters of the Newcome +Independent is my esteemed client. I write leading articles for his +newspaper, and when he was in town last spring he favoured me with the +anecdote; and proposed to amuse the Member for Newcome by publishing it +in his journal. This kind of writing is not much in my line: and, out of +respect to you and your young one, I believe--I strove with Mr. Batters, +and--entreated him and prevailed with him, not to publish the story. That +is how I came to know it." + +I sate with the Colonel in the evening, when he commented on Warrington's +story and Sir Barnes's adventures in his simple way. He said his brother +Hobson had been with him the morning after the dispute, reiterating +Barnes's defence of his conduct: and professing on his own part nothing +but goodwill towards his brother. "Between ourselves the young Baronet +carries matters with rather a high hand sometimes, and I am not sorry +that you gave him a little dressing. But you were too hard upon him, +Colonel--really you were." "Had I known that child-deserting story I +would have given it harder still, sir," says Thomas Newcome, twirling his +mustachios: "but my brother had nothing to do with the quarrel, and very +rightly did not wish to engage in it. He has an eye to business, has +Master Hobson too," my friend continued: "for he brought me a cheque for +my private account, which of course, he said, could not remain after my +quarrel with Barnes. But the Indian bank account, which is pretty large, +he supposed need not be taken away? and indeed why should it? So that, +which is little business of mine, remains where it was; and brother +Hobson and I remain perfectly good friends. + +"I think Clive is much better since he has been quite put out of his +suspense. He speaks with a great deal more kindness and good-nature about +the marriage than I am disposed to feel regarding it: and depend on it +has too high a spirit to show that he is beaten. But I know he is a good +deal cut up, though he says nothing; and he agreed willingly enough to +take a little journey, Arthur, and be out of the way when this business +takes place. We shall go to Paris: I don't know where else besides. These +misfortunes do good in one way, hard as they are to bear: they unite +people who love each other. It seems to me my boy has been nearer to me, +and likes his old father better than he has done of late." And very soon +after this talk our friends departed. + +The Crimean minister having been recalled, and Lady Anne Newcome's house +in park Lane being vacant, her ladyship and her family came to occupy the +mansion for this eventful season, and sate once more in the dismal +dining-room under the picture of the defunct Sir Brian. A little of the +splendour and hospitality of old days was revived in the house: +entertainments were given by Lady Anne: and amongst other festivities a +fine ball took place, when pretty Miss Alice, Miss Ethel's younger +sister, made her first appearance in the world, to which she was +afterwards to be presented by the Marchioness of Farintosh. All the +little sisters were charmed, no doubt, that the beautiful Ethel was to +become a beautiful Marchioness, who, as they came up to womanhood one +after another, would introduce them severally to amiable young earls, +dukes, and marquises, when they would be married off and wear coronets +and diamonds of their own right. At Lady Anne's ball I saw my +acquaintance, young Mumford, who was going to Oxford next October, and +about to leave Rugby, where he was at the head of the school, looking +very dismal as Miss Alice whirled round the room dancing in Viscount +Bustington's arms;--Miss Alice, with whose mamma he used to take tea at +Rugby, and for whose pretty sake Mumford did Alfred Newcome's verses for +him and let him off his thrashings. Poor Mumford! he dismally went about +under the protection of young Alfred, a fourth-form boy--not one soul did +he know in that rattling London ballroom; his young face--as white as the +large white tie, donned two hours since at the Tavistock with such +nervousness and beating of heart! + +With these lads, and decorated with a tie equally splendid, moved about +young Sam Newcome, who was shirking from his sister and his mamma. Mrs. +Hobson had actually assumed clean gloves for this festive occasion. Sam +stared at all the "Nobs:" and insisted upon being introduced to +"Farintosh," and congratulated his lordship with much graceful ease: +and then pushed about the rooms perseveringly hanging on to Alfred's +jacket. "I say, I wish you wouldn't call me Al'," I heard Mr. Alfred say +to his cousin. Seeing my face, Mr. Samuel ran up to claim acquaintance. +He was good enough to say he thought Farintosh seemed devilish haughty. +Even my wife could not help saying, that Mr. Sam was an odious little +creature. + +So it was for young Alfred, and his brothers and sisters, who would want +help and protection in the world, that Ethel was about to give up her +independence, her inclination perhaps, and to bestow her life on yonder +young nobleman. Looking at her as a girl devoting herself to her family, +her sacrifice gave her a melancholy interest in our eyes. My wife and I +watched her, grave and beautiful, moving through the rooms, receiving and +returning a hundred greetings, bending to compliments, talking with this +friend and that, with my lord's lordly relations, with himself, to whom +she listened deferentially; faintly smiling as he spoke now and again; +doing the honours of her mother's house. Lady after lady of his +lordship's clan and kinsfolk complimented the girl and her pleased +mother. Old Lady Kew was radiant (if one can call radiance the glances of +those darkling old eyes). She sate in a little room apart, and thither +people went to pay their court to her. Unwillingly I came in on this +levee with my wife on my arm: Lady Kew scowled at me over her crutch, but +without a sign of recognition. "What an awful countenance that old woman +has!" Laura whispered as we retreated out of that gloomy presence. + +And Doubt (as its wont is) whispered too a question in my ear, "Is it for +her brothers and sisters only that Miss Ethel is sacrificing herself? Is +it not for the coronet, and the triumph, and the fine houses?" "When two +motives may actuate a friend, we surely may try and believe in the good +one," says Laura. "But, but I am glad Clive does not marry her--poor +fellow--he would not have been happy with her. She belongs to this great +world: she has spent all her life in it: Clive would have entered into it +very likely in her train; and you know, sir, it is not good that we +should be our husbands' superiors," adds Mrs. Laura, with a curtsey. + +She presently pronounced that the air was very hot in the rooms, and in +fact wanted to go home to see her child. As we passed out, we saw Sir +Barnes Newcome, eagerly smiling, smirking, bowing, and in the fondest +conversation with his sister and Lord Farintosh. By Sir Barnes presently +brushed Lieutenant-General Sir George Tufto, K.C.B., who, when he saw on +whose foot he had trodden, grunted out, "H'm, beg your pardon!" and +turning his back on Barnes, forthwith began complimenting Ethel and the +Marquis. "Served with your lordship's father in Spain; glad to make your +lordship's acquaintance," says Sir George. Ethel bows to us as we pass +out of the rooms, and we hear no more of Sir George's conversation. + +In the cloak-room sits Lady Clara Newcome, with a gentleman bending over +her, just in such an attitude as the bride is in Hogarth's "Marriage a la +Mode" as the counsellor talks to her. Lady Clara starts up as a crowd of +blushes come into her wan face, and tries to smile, and rises to greet my +wife, and says something about its being so dreadfully hot in the upper +rooms, and so very tedious waiting for the carriages. The gentleman +advances towards me with a military stride, and says, "How do you do, Mr. +Pendennis? How's our young friend, the painter?" I answer Lord Highgate +civilly enough, whereas my wife will scarce speak a word in reply to Lady +Clara Newcome. + +Lady Clara asked us to her ball, which my wife declined altogether to +attend. Sir Barnes published a series of quite splendid entertainments on +the happy occasion of his sister's betrothal. We read the names of all +the clan Farintosh in the Morning Post, as attending these banquets. Mr. +and Mrs. Hobson Newcome, in Bryanstone Square, gave also signs of +rejoicing at their niece's marriage. They had a grand banquet followed by +a tea, to which latter amusement the present biographer was invited. Lady +Anne, and Lady Kew and her granddaughter, and the Baronet and his wife, +and my Lord Highgate and Sir George Tufto attended the dinner; but it was +rather a damp entertainment. "Farintosh," whispers Sam Newcome, "sent +word just before dinner that he had a sore throat, and Barnes was as +sulky as possible. Sir George wouldn't speak to him, and the Dowager +wouldn't speak to Lord Highgate. Scarcely anything was drank," concluded +Mr. Sam, with a slight hiccup. "I say, Pendennis, how sold Clive will +be!" And the amiable youth went off to commune with others of his +parents' guests. + +Thus the Newcomes entertained the Farintoshes, and the Farintoshes +entertained the Newcomes. And the Dowager Countess of Kew went from +assembly to assembly every evening, and to jewellers and upholsterers and +dressmakers every morning; and Lord Farintosh's town-house was splendidly +re-decorated in the newest fashion; and he seemed to grow more and more +attentive as the happy day approached, and he gave away all his cigars to +his brother Rob; and his sisters were delighted with Ethel, and +constantly in her company, and his mother was pleased with her, and +thought a girl of her spirit and resolution would make a good wife for +her son: and select crowds flocked to see the service of plate at +Handyman's, and the diamonds which were being set for the lady; and Smee, +R.A., painted her portrait, as a souvenir for mamma when Miss Newcome +should be Miss Newcome no more; and Lady Kew made a will leaving all she +could leave to her beloved granddaughter, Ethel, daughter of the late Sir +Brian Newcome, Baronet; and Lord Kew wrote an affectionate letter to his +cousin, congratulating her, and wishing her happiness with all his heart; +and I was glancing over The Times newspaper at breakfast one morning; +when I laid it down with an exclamation which caused my wife to start +with surprise. + +"What is it?" cries Laura, and I read as follows:-- + +"'Death of the Countess Dowager of Kew.--We regret to have to announce +the awfully sudden death of this venerable lady. Her ladyship, who had +been at several parties of the nobility the night before last, seemingly +in perfect health, was seized with a fit as she was waiting for her +carriage, and about to quit Lady Pallgrave's assembly. Immediate medical +assistance was procured, and her ladyship was carried to her own house, +in Queen Street, Mayfair. But she never rallied, or, we believe, spoke, +after the first fatal seizure, and sank at eleven o'clock last evening, +The deceased, Louisa Joanna Gaunt, widow of Frederic, first Earl of Kew, +was daughter of Charles, Earl of Gaunt, and sister of the late and aunt +of the present Marquis of Steyne. The present Earl of Kew is her +ladyship's grandson, his lordship's father, Lord Walham, having died +before his own father, the first earl. Many noble families are placed in +mourning by this sad event. Society has to deplore the death of a lady +who has been its ornament for more than half a century, and who was +known, we may say, throughout Europe for her remarkable sense, +extraordinary memory, and brilliant wit.'" + + + + +CHAPTER LV + +Barnes's Skeleton Closet + + +The demise of Lady Kew of course put a stop for a while to the +matrimonial projects so interesting to the house of Newcome. Hymen blew +his torch out, put it into the cupboard for use on a future day, and +exchanged his garish saffron-coloured robe for decent temporary mourning. +Charles Honeyman improved the occasion at Lady Whittlesea's Chapel hard +by; and "Death at the Festival" was one of his most thrilling sermons; +reprinted at the request of some of the congregation. There were those of +his flock, especially a pair whose quarter of the fold was the +organ-loft, who were always charmed with the piping of that melodious +pastor. + +Shall we too, while the coffin yet rests on the earth's outer surface, +enter the chapel whither these void remains of our dear sister departed +are borne by the smug undertaker's gentlemen, and pronounce an elegy over +that bedizened box of corruption? When the young are stricken down, and +their roses nipped in an hour by the destroying blight, even the stranger +can sympathise, who counts the scant years on the gravestone, or reads +the notice in the newspaper corner. The contrast forces itself on you. A +fair young creature, bright and blooming yesterday, distributing smiles, +levying homage, inspiring desire, conscious of her power to charm, and +gay with the natural enjoyment of her conquests--who in his walk through +the world has not looked on many such a one; and, at the notion of her +sudden call away from beauty, triumph, pleasure; her helpless outcries +during her short pain; her vain pleas for a little respite; her sentence, +and its execution; has not felt a shock of pity? When the days of a long +life come to its close, and a white head sinks to rise no more, we bow +our own with respect as the mourning train passes, and salute the +heraldry and devices of yonder pomp, as symbols of age, wisdom, deserved +respect and merited honour; long experience of suffering and action. The +wealth he may have achieved is the harvest which he sowed; the titles on +his hearse, fruits of the field he bravely and laboriously wrought in. +But to live to fourscore years, and be found dancing among the idle +virgins! to have had near a century of allotted time, and then be called +away from the giddy notes of a Mayfair fiddle! To have to yield your +roses too, and then drop out of the bony clutch of your old fingers a +wreath that came from a Parisian bandbox! One fancies around some graves +unseen troops of mourners waiting; many and many a poor pensioner +trooping to the place; many weeping charities; many kind actions; many +dear friends beloved and deplored, rising up at the toll of that bell to +follow the honoured hearse; dead parents waiting above, and calling, +"Come, daughter!" lost children, heaven's fondlings, hovering round like +cherubim, and whispering, "Welcome, mother!" Here is one who reposes +after a long feast where no love has been; after girlhood without kindly +maternal nurture; marriage without affection; matronhood without its +precious griefs and joys; after fourscore years of lonely vanity. Let us +take off our hats to that procession too as it passes, admiring the +different lots awarded to the children of men, and the various usages to +which Heaven puts its creatures. + +Leave we yonder velvet-palled box, spangled with fantastic heraldry, and +containing within the aged slough and envelope of a soul gone to render +its account. Look rather at the living audience standing round the +shell;--the deep grief on Barnes Newcome's fine countenance; the sadness +depicted in the face of the most noble the Marquis of Farintosh; the +sympathy of her ladyship's medical man (who came in the third mourning +carriage); better than these, the awe, and reverence, and emotion, +exhibited in the kind face of one of the witnesses of this scene, as he +listens to those words which the priest rehearses over our dead. What +magnificent words! what a burning faith, what a glorious triumph; what a +heroic life, death, hope, they record! They are read over all of us +alike; as the sun shines on just and unjust. We have all of us heard +them; and I have fancied, for my part, that they fell and smote like the +sods on the coffin. + +The ceremony over, the undertaker's gentlemen clamber on the roof of the +vacant hearse, into which palls, tressels, trays of feathers, are +inserted, and the horses break out into a trot, and the empty carriages, +expressing the deep grief of the deceased lady's friends, depart +homeward. It is remarked that Lord Kew hardly has any communication with +his cousin, Sir Barnes Newcome. His lordship jumps into a cab, and goes +to the railroad. Issuing from the cemetery, the Marquis of Farintosh +hastily orders that thing to be taken off his hat, and returns to town in +his brougham, smoking a cigar. Sir Barnes Newcome rides in the brougham +beside Lord Farintosh as far as Oxford Street, where he gets a cab, and +goes to the City. For business is business, and must be attended to, +though grief be ever so severe. + +A very short time previous to her demise, Mr. Rood (that was Mr. Rood-- +that other little gentleman in black, who shared the third mourning coach +along with her ladyship's medical man) had executed a will by which +almost all the Countess's property was devised to her granddaughter, +Ethel Newcome. Lady Kew's decease of course delayed the marriage projects +for a while. The young heiress returned to her mother's house in Park +Lane. I dare say the deep mourning habiliments in which the domestics of +that establishment appeared, were purchased out of the funds left in his +hands, which Ethel's banker and brother had at her disposal. + +Sir Barnes Newcome, who was one of the trustees of his sister's property, +grumbled no doubt because his grandmother had bequeathed to him but a +paltry recompense of five hundred pounds for his pains and trouble of +trusteeship; but his manner to Ethel was extremely bland and respectful: +an heiress now, and to be a marchioness in a few months, Sir Barnes +treated her with a very different regard to that which he was accustomed +to show to other members of his family. For while this worthy Baronet +would contradict his mother at every word she uttered, and take no pains +to disguise his opinion that Lady Anne's intellect was of the very +poorest order, he would listen deferentially to Ethel's smallest +observations, exert himself to amuse her under her grief, which he chose +to take for granted was very severe, visit her constantly, and show the +most charming solicitude for her general comfort and welfare. + +During this time my wife received constant notes from Ethel Newcome, and +the intimacy between the two ladies much increased. Laura was so unlike +the women of Ethel's circle, the young lady was pleased to say, that to +be with her was Ethel's greatest comfort. Miss Newcome was now her own +mistress, had her carriage, and would drive day after day to our cottage +at Richmond. The frigid society of Lord Farintosh's sisters, the +conversation of his mother, did not amuse Ethel, and she escaped from +both with her usual impatience of control. She was at home every day +dutifully to receive my lord's visits; but though she did not open her +mind to Laura as freely regarding the young gentleman as she did when the +character and disposition of her future mother and sisters-in-law was the +subject of their talk, I could see, from the grave look of commiseration +which my wife's face bore after her young friend's visits, that Mrs. +Pendennis augured rather ill of the future happiness of this betrothed +pair. Once, at Miss Newcome's special request, I took my wife to see her +in Park Lane, where the Marquis of Farintosh found us. His lordship and I +had already a half-acquaintance, which was not, however, improved after +my regular presentation to him by Miss Newcome: he scowled at me with a +countenance indicative of anything but welcome, and did not seem in the +least more pleased when Ethel entreated her friend Laura not to take her +bonnet, not to think of going away so soon. She came to see us the very +next day, stayed much longer with us than usual, and returned to town +quite late in the evening, in spite of the entreaties of the inhospitable +Laura, who would have had her leave us long before. "I am sure," says +clear-sighted Mrs. Laura, "she is come out of bravado, and after we went +away yesterday that there were words between her and Lord Farintosh on +our account." + +"Confound the young man," breaks out Mr. Pendennis in a fume; "what does +he mean by his insolent airs?" + +"He may think we are partisans de l'autre," says Mrs. Pendennis, with a +smile first, and a sigh afterwards, as she said "poor Clive!" + +"Do you ever talk about Clive?" asks the husband. + +"Never. Once, twice, perhaps, in the most natural manner in the world we +mentioned where he is; but nothing further passes. The subject is a +sealed one between us. She often looks at his drawings in my album (Clive +had drawn our baby there and its mother in a great variety of attitudes), +and gazes at his sketch of his dear old father: but of him she never says +a word." + +"So it is best," says Mr. Pendennis. + +"Yes--best," echoes Laura, with a sigh. + +"You think, Laura," continues the husband, "you think she----" + +"She what?" What did Mr. Pendennis mean? Laura his wife certainly +understood him, though upon my conscience the sentence went no further-- +for she answered at once: + +"Yes--I think she certainly did, poor boy! But that, of course, is over +now: and Ethel, though she cannot help being a worldly woman, has such +firmness and resolution of character, that if she has once determined to +conquer any inclination of that sort I am sure she will master it, and +make Lord Farintosh a very good wife." + +"Since the Colonel's quarrel with Sir Barnes," cries Mr. Pendennis, +adverting by a natural transition from Ethel to her amiable brother, "our +banking friend does not invite us any more: Lady Clara sends you no +cards. I have a great mind to withdraw my account." + +Laura, who understands nothing about accounts, did not perceive the fine +irony of this remark: but her face straightway put on the severe +expression which it chose to assume whenever Sir Barnes's family was +mentioned, and she said, "My dear, I am very glad indeed that Lady Clara +sends us no more of her invitations. You know very well why I disliked +them." + +"Why?" + +"I hear baby crying," says Laura. Oh, Laura, Laura! how could you tell +your husband such a fib?--and she quits the room without deigning to give +any answer to that "Why?" + +Let us pay a brief visit to Newcome in the north of England, and there we +may get some answer to the question of which Mr. Pendennis had just in +vain asked a reply from his wife. My design does not include a +description of that great and flourishing town of Newcome, and of the +manufactures which caused its prosperity; but only admits of the +introduction of those Newcomites who are concerned in the affairs of the +family which has given its respectable name to these volumes. + +Thus in previous pages we have said nothing about the Mayor and +Corporation of Newcome the magnificent bankers and manufacturers who had +their places of business in the town, and their splendid villas outside +its smoky precincts; people who would give their thousand guineas for a +picture or a statue, and write you off a cheque for ten times the amount +any day; people who, if there was a talk of a statue to the Queen or the +Duke, would come down to the Town All and subscribe their one, two, three +undred apiece (especially if in the neighbouring city of SLOWCOME they +were putting up a statue to the Duke or the Queen)--not of such men have +I spoken, the magnates of the place; but of the humble Sarah Mason in +Jubilee Row--of the Reverend Dr. Bulders the Vicar, Mr. Vidler the +apothecary, Mr. Puff the baker--of Tom Potts, the jolly reporter of the +Newcome Independent, and ------ Batters, Esq., the proprietor of that +journal--persons with whom our friends have had already, or will be found +presently to have, some connexion. And it is from these that we shall +arrive at some particulars regarding the Newcome family, which will show +us that they have a skeleton or two in their closets, as well as their +neighbours. + +Now, how will you have the story? Worthy mammas of families--if you do +not like to have your daughters told that bad husbands will make bad +wives; that marriages begun in indifference make homes unhappy; that men +whom girls are brought to swear to love and honour are sometimes false, +selfish, and cruel; and that women forget the oaths which they have been +made to swear--if you will not hear of this, ladies, close the book, and +send for some other. Banish the newspaper out of your houses, and shut +your eyes to the truth, the awful truth, of life and sin. Is the world +made of Jennies and Jessamies; and passion the play of schoolboys and +schoolgirls, scribbling valentines and interchanging lollipops? Is life +all over when Jenny and Jessamy are married; and are there no subsequent +trials, griefs, wars, bitter heart-pangs, dreadful temptations, defeats, +remorses, sufferings to bear, and dangers to overcome? As you and I, +friend, kneel with our children round about us, prostrate before the +Father of us all, and asking mercy for miserable sinners, are the young +ones to suppose the words are mere form, and don't apply to us?--to some +outcasts in the free seats probably, or those naughty boys playing in the +churchyard? Are they not to know that we err too, and pray with all our +hearts to be rescued from temptation? If such a knowledge is wrong for +them, send them to church apart. Go you and worship in private; or if not +too proud, kneel humbly in the midst of them, owning your wrong, and +praying Heaven to be merciful to you a sinner. + +When Barnes Newcome became the reigning Prince of the Newcome family, and +after the first agonies of grief for his father's death had subsided, he +made strong attempts to conciliate the principal persons in the +neighbourhood, and to render himself popular in the borough. He gave +handsome entertainments to the townsfolk and to the county gentry; he +tried even to bring those two warring classes together. He endeavoured to +be civil to the Newcome Independent, the Opposition paper, as well as to +the Newcome Sentinel that true old Uncompromising Blue. He asked the +Dissenting clergyman to dinner, and the Low Church clergyman, as well as +the orthodox Doctor Bulders and his curates. He gave a lecture at the +Newcome Athenaeum, which everybody said was very amusing, and which +Sentinel and Independent both agreed in praising. Of course he subscribed +to that statue which the Newcomites were raising; to the philanthropic +missions which Reverend Low Church gentlemen were engaged in; to the (for +the young Newcomite manufacturers are as sporting as any gents in the +North), to the hospital, the People's Library, the restoration of the +rood-screen and the great painted window in Newcome Old Church (Rev. J. +Bulders), and he had to pay in fine a most awful price for his privilege +of sitting in Parliament as representative of his native place--as he +called it in his speeches "the cradle of his forefathers, the home of his +race," etc., though Barnes was in fact born at Clapham. + +Lady Clara could not in the least help this young statesman in his +designs upon Newcome and the Newcomites. After she came into Barnes's +hands, a dreadful weight fell upon her. She would smile and simper, and +talk kindly and gaily enough at first, during Sir Brian's life; and among +women, when Barnes was not present. But as soon as he joined the company, +it was remarked that his wife became silent, and looked eagerly +towards him whenever he ventured to speak. She blundered, her eyes filled +with tears; the little wit she had left her in her husband's presence: he +grew angry, and tried to hide his anger with a sneer, or broke out with +gibe and an oath, when he lost patience, and Clara, whimpering, would +leave the room. Everybody at Newcome knew that Barnes bullied his wife. + +People had worse charges against Barnes than wife-bullying. Do you +suppose that little interruption which occurred at Barnes's marriage was +not known in Newcome? His victim had been a Newcome girl, the man to whom +she was betrothed was in a Newcome factory. When Barnes was a young man, +and in his occasional visits to Newcome, lived along with those dashing +young blades Sam Jollyman (Jollyman Brothers and Bowcher), Bob Homer, +Cross Country Bill, Al Rackner (for whom his father had to pay eighteen +thousand pounds after the Leger, the year Toggery won it) and that wild +lot, all sorts of stories were told of them, and of Barnes especially. +Most of them were settled, and steady business men by this time. Al, it +was known had become very serious, besides making his fortune in cotton. +Bob Homer managed the Bank; and as for S. Jollyman, Mrs. S. J. took +uncommon good care that he didn't break out of bounds any more; why, he +was not even allowed to play a game at billiards; or to dine out without +her----I could go on giving you interesting particulars of a hundred +members of the Newcome aristocracy, were not our attention especially +directed to one respectable family. + +All Barnes's endeavours at popularity were vain, partly from his own +fault, and partly from the nature of mankind, and of the Newcome folks +especially, whom no single person could possibly conciliate. Thus, +suppose he gave the advertisements to the Independent; the old Blue paper +the Sentinel was very angry: suppose he asked Mr. Hunch, the Dissenting +minister, to bless the tablecloth after dinner, as he had begged Dr. +Bulders to utter a benediction on the first course, Hunch and Bulders +were both angry. He subscribed to the races--what heathenism! to the +missionaries--what sanctimonious humbug! And the worst was that Barnes +being young at that time, and not able to keep his tongue in order, could +not help saying not to but of such and such a man, that he was an +infernal ass, or a confounded old idiot, and so forth--peevish phrases, +which undid in a moment the work of a dozen dinners, countless +compliments, and months of grinning good-humour. + +Now he is wiser. He is very proud of being Newcome of Newcome, and quite +believes that the place is his hereditary principality. But still, he +says, his father was a fool for ever representing the borough. "Dammy, +sir," cries Sir Barnes, "never sit for a place that lies at your +park-gates, and above all never try to conciliate 'em. Curse 'em! Hate +'em well, sir! Take a line, and flog the fellows on the other side. Since +I have sate in Parliament for another place, I have saved myself I don't +know how much a year. I never go to High Church or Low; don't give a +shillin' to the confounded races, or the infernal souptickets, or to the +miserable missionaries; and at last live in quiet." + +So, in spite of all his subscriptions, and his coaxing of the various +orders of Newcomites, Sir Barnes Newcome was not popular among them; and +while he had enemies on all sides, had sturdy friends not even on his +own. Scarce a man but felt Barnes was laughing at him; Bulders in his +pulpit, Holder who seconded him in his election, the Newcome society; and +the ladies, even more than the men, were uneasy under his ominous +familiarity, and recovered their good-humour when he left them. People +felt as if it was a truce only, and not an alliance with him, and always +speculated on the possibility of war: when he turned his back on them in +the market, men felt relieved, and, as they passed his gate, looked with +no friendly glances over his park-wall. + +What happened within was perfectly familiar to many persons. Our friend +was insolent to all his servants; and of course very well served, but +very much disliked, in consequence. The butler was familiar with Taplow-- +the housekeeper had a friend at Newcome; Mrs Taplow, in fact, of the +King's Arms--one of the grooms at Newcome Park kept company with Mrs. +Bulder's maid: the incomings and outgoings, the quarrels and tears, the +company from London, and all the doings of the folks at Newcome Park were +thus known to the neighbourhood round about. The apothecary brought an +awful story back from Newcome. He had been called to Lady Clara in strong +hysterical fits. He found her ladyship with a bruise on her face. When +Sir Barnes approached her (he would not allow the medical man to see her +except in his presence) she screamed and bade him not come near her. +These things did Mr. Vidler weakly impart to Mrs. Vidler: these, under +solemn vows of secrecy, Mrs. Vidler told to one or two friends. Sir +Barnes and Lady Clara were seen shopping together very graciously in +Newcome a short time afterwards; persons who dined at the Park said the +Baronet and his wife seemed on very good terms; but--but that story of +the bruised cheek remained in the minds of certain people, and lay by at +compound interest as such stories will. + +Now, say people quarrel and make it up; or don't make it up, but wear a +smirking face to society, and call each other "my dear" and "my love," and +smooth over their countenances before John, who enters with the coals as +they are barking and biting, or who announces the dinner as they are +tearing each other's eyes out? Suppose a woman is ever so miserable, and +yet smiles, and doesn't show her grief? "Quite right," say her prudent +friends, and her husband's relations above all. "My dear, you have too +much propriety to exhibit your grief before the world, or above all, +before the darling children." So to lie is your duty, to lie to your +friends, to yourself if you can, to your children. + +Does this discipline of hypocrisy improve any mortal woman? Say she +learns to smile after a blow, do you suppose in this matter alone she +will be a hypocrite? Poor Lady Clara! I fancy a better lot for you than +that to which fate handed you over. I fancy there need have been no +deceit in your fond simple little heart, could it but have been given +into other keeping. But you were consigned to a master, whose scorn and +cruelty terrified you; under whose sardonic glances your scared eyes were +afraid to look up, and before whose gloomy coldness you dared not be +happy. Suppose a little plant, very frail and delicate from the first, +but that might have bloomed sweetly and borne fair flowers, had it +received warm shelter and kindly nurture; suppose a young creature taken +out of her home, and given over to a hard master whose caresses are as +insulting as his neglect; consigned to cruel usage; to weary loneliness; +to bitter, bitter recollections of the past; suppose her schooled into +hypocrisy by tyranny--and then, quick, let us hire an advocate to roar +out to a British jury the wrongs of her injured husband, to paint the +agonies of his bleeding heart (if Mr. Advocate gets plaintiff's brief in +time, and before defendant's attorney has retained him), and to show +Society injured through him. Let us console that martyr, I say, with +thumping damages; and as for the woman--the guilty wretch!--let us lead +her out and stone her. + + + + +CHAPTER LVI + +Rosa quo locorum sera moratur + + +Clive Newcome bore his defeat with such a courage and resolution as those +who knew the young fellow's character were sure he would display. It was +whilst he bad a little lingering hope still that the poor lad was in the +worst condition; as a gambler is restless and unhappy whilst his last few +guineas remain with him, and he is venturing them against the +overpowering chances of the bank. His last piece, however, gone, our +friend rises up from that unlucky table beaten at the contest but not +broken in spirit. He goes back into the world again and withdraws from +that dangerous excitement; sometimes when he is alone or wakeful, tossing +in his bed at nights, he may recall the fatal game, and think how he +might have won it--think what a fool he was ever to have played it at +all--but these cogitations Clive kept for himself. He was magnanimous +enough not even to blame Ethel much, and to take her side against his +father, who it must be confessed now exhibited a violent hostility +against that young lady and her belongings. Slow to anger and utterly +beyond deceit himself, when Thomas Newcome was once roused, or at length +believed that he was cheated woe to the offender! From that day forth, +Thomas believed no good of him. Every thought or action of his enemy's +life seemed treason to the worthy Colonel. If Barnes gave a dinner-party, +his uncle was ready to fancy that the banker wanted to poison somebody; +if he made a little speech in the House of Commons (Barnes did make +little speeches in the House of Commons), the Colonel was sure some +infernal conspiracy lay under the villain's words. The whole of that +branch of the Newcomes fared little better at their kinsman's hands--they +were all deceitful, sordid, heartless, worldly;--Ethel herself no better +now than the people who had bred her up. People hate, as they love, +unreasonably. Whether is it the more mortifying to us, to feel that we +are disliked or liked undeservedly? + +Clive was not easy until he had the sea between him and his misfortune: +and now Thomas Newcome had the chance of making that tour with his son, +which in early days had been such a favourite project with the good man. +They travelled Rhineland and Switzerland together--they crossed into +Italy--went from Milan to Venice (where Clive saluted the greatest +painting in the world--the glorious 'Assumption' of Titian)--they went to +Trieste and over the beautiful Styrian Alps to Vienna--they beheld +Danube, and the plain where the Turk and Sobieski fought. They travelled +at a prodigious fast pace. They did not speak much to one another. They +were a pattern pair of English travellers: I dare say many persons whom +they met smiled to observe them; and shrugged their shoulders at the +aspect of ces Anglais. They did not know the care in the young +traveller's mind; and the deep tenderness and solicitude of the elder. +Clive wrote to say it was a very pleasant tour, but I think I should not +have liked to join it. Let us dismiss it in this single sentence. Other +gentlemen have taken the same journey, and with sorrow perhaps as their +silent fellow-traveller. How you remember the places afterwards, and the +thoughts which pursued you! If in after days, when your grief is dead and +buried, you revisit the scenes in which it was your companion, how its +ghost rises and shows itself again! Suppose this part of Mr. Clive's life +were to be described at length in several chapters, and not in a single +brief sentence, what dreary pages they would be! In two or three months +our friends saw a number of men, cities, mountains, rivers, and what not. +It was yet early autumn when they were back in France again, and +September found them at Brussels, where James Binnie, Esq., and his +family were established in comfortable quarters, and where we may be sure +Clive and his father were very welcome. + +Dragged abroad at first sorely against his will, James Binnie had found +the Continental life pretty much to his liking. He had passed a winter at +Pau, a summer at Vichy, where the waters had done him good. His ladies +had made several charming foreign acquaintances. Mrs. Mackenzie had quite +a list of counts and marchionesses among her friends. The excellent +Captain Goby, wandered about the country with them. Was it to Rosey, was +it to her mother, the Captain was most attached? Rosey received him as a +godpapa; Mrs. Mackenzie as a wicked, odious, good-for-nothing, dangerous, +delightful creature. Is it humiliating, is it consolatory, to remark, +with what small wit some of our friends are amused? The jovial sallies of +Goby appeared exquisite to Rosey's mother, and to the girl probably; +though that young Bahawder of a Clive Newcome chose to wear a grave face +(confound his insolent airs!) at the very best of the Goby jokes. + +In Goby's train was his fervent admirer and inseparable young friend, +Clarence Hoby. Captain Hoby and Captain Goby travelled the world +together, visited Hombourg and Baden, Cheltenham and Leamington, Paris +and Brussels, in company, belonged to the same club in London--the centre +of all pleasure, fashion, and joy, for the young officer and the older +campaigner. The jokes at the Flag, the dinners at the Flag, the committee +of the Flag, were the theme of their constant conversation. Goby fifty +years old, unattached, and with dyed moustaches, was the affable comrade +of the youngest member of his club: when absent, a friend wrote him the +last riddle from the smoking-room; when present, his knowledge of horses, +of cookery, wines, and cigars, and military history, rendered him a most +acceptable companion. He knew the history and achievements of every +regiment in the army; of every general and commanding officer. He was +known to have been 'out' more than once himself, and had made up a +hundred quarrels. He was certainly not a man of an ascetic life or a +profound intellectual culture: but though poor he was known to be most +honourable; though more than middle-aged he was cheerful, busy, and +kindly; and though the youngsters called him Old Goby, he bore his years +very gaily and handsomely, and I dare say numbers of ladies besides Mrs. +Mackenzie thought him delightful. Goby's talk and rattle perhaps somewhat +bored James Binnie, but Thomas Newcome found the Captain excellent +company; and Goby did justice to the good qualities of the Colonel. + +Clive's father liked Brussels very well. He and his son occupied very +handsome quarters, near the spacious apartments in the Park which James +Binnie's family inhabited. Waterloo was not far off, to which the Indian +officer paid several visits with Captain Goby for a guide; and many of +Marlborough's battlefields were near, in which Goby certainly took but a +minor interest; but on the other hand Clive beheld these with the +greatest pleasure, and painted more than one dashing piece, in which +Churchill and Eugene, Cutts and Cadogan, were the heroes; whose flowing +periwigs, huge boots, and thundering Flemish chargers were, he thought, +more novel and picturesque than the Duke's surtout, and the French +Grenadiers' hairy caps, which so many English and French artists have +portrayed. + +Mr. and Mrs. Pendennis were invited by our kind Colonel to pass a month-- +six months if they chose--at Brussels, and were most splendidly +entertained by our friends in that city. A suite of handsome rooms was +set apart for us. My study communicated with Clive's atelier. Many an +hour did we pass, and many a ride and walk did we take together. I +observed that Clive never mentioned Miss Newcome's name, and Laura and I +agreed that it was as well not to recall it. Only once, when we read the +death of Lady Glenlivat, Lord Farintosh's mother, in the newspaper, I +remember to have said, "I suppose that marriage will be put off again." + +"Qu'est ce que cela me fait?" says Mr. Clive gloomily, over his picture-- +a cheerful piece representing Count Egmont going to execution; in which I +have the honour to figure as a halberdier, Captain Hoby as the Count, and +Captain Goby as the Duke of Alva, looking out of window. + +Mrs. Mackenzie was in a state of great happiness and glory during this +winter. She had a carriage, and worked that vehicle most indefatigably. +She knew a great deal of good company at Brussels. She had an evening for +receiving. She herself went to countless evening-parties, and had the joy +of being invited to a couple of court balls, at which I am bound to say +her daughter and herself both looked very handsome. The Colonel brushed +up his old uniform and attended these entertainments. M. Newcome fils, as +I should judge, was not the worst-looking man in the room; and, as these +young people waltzed together (in which accomplishment Clive was very +much more skilful than Captain Goby) I dare say many people thought he +and Rosey made a pretty couple. + +Most persons, my wife included, difficult as that lady is to please, were +pleased with the pretty little Rosey. She sang charmingly now, and looked +so while singing. If her mother would but have omitted that chorus, which +she cackled perseveringly behind her daughter's pretty back: about +Rosey's angelic temper; about the compliments Signor Polonini paid her; +about Sir Horace Dash, our minister, insisting upon her singing "Batti +Batti" over again, and the Archduke clapping his hands and saying, "Oh, +yes!" about Count Vanderslaapen's attentions to her, etc. etc.; but for +these constant remarks of Mrs. Mack's, I am sure no one would have been +better pleased with Miss Rosey's singing and behaviour than myself. As +for Captain Hoby, it was easy to see how he was affected towards Miss +Rosalind's music and person. + +And indeed few things could be pleasanter than to watch the behaviour of +this pretty little maid with her Uncle James and his old chum the +Colonel. The latter was soon as fond of her as James Binnie himself, +whose face used to lighten with pleasure whenever it turned towards hers. +She seemed to divine his wants, as she would trip across the room to +fulfil them. She skipped into the carriage and covered his feet with a +shawl. James was lazy and chilly now, when he took his drive. She sate +opposite to him and smiled on him; and, if he dozed, quick, another +handkerchief was round his neck. I do not know whether she understood his +jokes, but she saluted them always with a sweet kind smile. How she +kissed him, and how delighted she was if he bought her a bouquet for her +ball that night! One day, upon occasion of one of these balls, James and +Thomas, those two old boys, absolutely came into Mrs. Mackenzie's +drawing-room with a bouquet apiece for Miss Rosey; and there was a fine +laughing. + +"Oh, you little Susanna!" says James, after taking his usual payment; +"now go and pay t'other elder." Rosey did not quite understand at first, +being, you see, more ready to laugh at jokes than to comprehend them: but +when she did, I promise you she looked uncommonly pretty as she advanced +to Colonel Newcome and put that pretty fresh cheek of hers up to his +grizzled moustache. + +"I protest I don't know which of you blushes the most," chuckles James +Binnie--and the truth is, the old man and the young girl had both hung +out those signals of amiable distress. + +On this day, and as Miss Rosey was to be overpowered by flowers, who +should come presently to dinner but Captain Hoby, with another bouquet? +on which Uncle James said Rosey should go to the ball like an American +Indian with her scalps at her belt. + +"Scalps!" cries Mrs. Mackenzie. + +"Scalps! Oh law, uncle!" exclaims Miss Rosey. "What can you mean by +anything so horrid?" + +Goby recalls to Mrs. Mack, Hook-ee-ma-goosh the Indian chief, whom she +must have seen when the Hundred and Fiftieth were at Quebec, and who had +his lodge full of them; and who used to lie about the barracks so drunk, +and who used to beat his poor little European wife: and presently Mr. +Clive Newcome joins this company, when the chirping, tittering, joking, +laughing, cease somehow. + +Has Clive brought a bouquet too? No. He has never thought about a +bouquet. He is dressed in black, with long hair, a long moustache, and +melancholy imperial. He looks very handsome, but as glum as an +undertaker. And James Binnie says, "Egad, Tom, they used to call you the +knight of the woeful countenance, and Clive has just inherited the +paternal mug." Then James calls out in a cheery voice, "Dinner, dinner!" +and trots off with Mrs. Pendennis under his arm; Rosey nestles up against +the Colonel; Goby and Mrs. Mack walk away arm-in-arm very contentedly; +and I don't know with which of her three nosegays pretty Rosey appears at +the ball. + +Our stay with our friends at Brussels could not be prolonged beyond a +month, for at the end of that period we were under an engagement to other +friends in England, who were good enough to desire the presence of Mrs. +Pendennis and her suite of baby, nurse, and husband. So we presently took +leave of Rosey and the Campaigner, of the two stout elders, and our +melancholy young Clive, who bore us company to Antwerp, and who won +Laura's heart by the neat way in which he took her child on board ship. +Poor fellow! how sad he looked as he bowed to us and took off his hat! +His eyes did not seem to be looking at us, though they and his thoughts +were turned another way. He moved off immediately, with his head down, +puffing his eternal cigar, and lost in his own meditations; our going or +our staying was of very little importance to the lugubrious youth. + +"I think it was a great pity they came to Brussels," says Laura, as we +sate on the deck, while her unconscious infant was cheerful, and while +the water of the lazy Scheldt as yet was smooth. + +"Who? The Colonel and Clive? They are very handsomely lodged. They have a +good maitre d'hotel. Their dinners, I am sure, are excellent; and your +child, madam, is as healthy as it possibly can be." + +"Blessed darling! Yes!" (Blessed darling crows, moos, jumps in his +nurse's arms, and holds out a little mottled hand for a biscuit of Savoy, +which mamma supplies.) "I can't help thinking, Arthur, that Rosey would +have been much happier as Mrs. Hoby than she will be as Mrs. Newcome." + +"Who thinks of her being Mrs. Newcome?" + +"Her mother, her uncle, and Clive's father, Since the Colonel has been so +rich, I think Mrs. Mackenzie sees a great deal of merit in Clive. Rosey +will do anything her mother bids her. If Clive can be brought to the same +obedience, Uncle James and the Colonel will be delighted. Uncle James has +set his heart on this marriage. (He and his sister agree upon this +point.) He told me, last night, that he would sing 'Nunc dimittis,' could +he but see the two children happy; and that he should lie easier in +purgatory if that could be brought about." + +"And what did you say, Laura?" + +"I laughed, and told Uncle James I was of the Hoby faction. He is very +good-natured, frank, honest, and gentlemanlike, Mr. Hoby. But Uncle James +said he thought Mr. Hoby was so--well, so stupid--that his Rosey would be +thrown away upon the poor Captain. So I did not tell Uncle James that, +before Clive's arrival, Rosey had found Captain Hoby far from stupid. He +used to sing duets with her; he used to ride with her before Clive came. +Last winter, when they were at Pau, I feel certain Miss Rosey thought +Captain Hoby very pleasant indeed. She thinks she was attached to Clive +formerly, and now she admires him, and is dreadfully afraid of him. He is +taller and handsomer, and richer and cleverer than Captain Hoby, +certainly." + +"I should think so, indeed," breaks out Mr. Pendennis. "Why, my dear, +Clive is as fine a fellow as one can see on a summer's day. It does one +good to look at him. What a frank pair of bright blue eyes he has, or +used to have, till this mishap overclouded them! What a pleasant laugh he +has! What a well-built, agile figure it is--what pluck, and spirit, and +honour, there is about my young chap! I don't say he is a genius of the +highest order, but he is the staunchest, the bravest, the cheeriest, the +most truth-telling, the kindest heart. Compare him and Hoby! Why, Clive +is an eagle, and yonder little creature a mousing owl!" + +"I like to hear you speak so," cries Mrs. Laura, very tenderly. "People +say that you are always sneering, Arthur; but I know my husband better. +We know papa better, don't we, baby?" (Here my wife kisses the infant +Pendennis with great effusion, who has come up dancing on his nurse's +arms.) "But," says she, coming back and snuggling by her husband's side +again--"But suppose your favourite Clive is an eagle, Arthur, don't you +think he had better have an eagle for a mate? If he were to marry little +Rosey, I dare say he would be very good to her; but I think neither he +nor she would be very happy. My dear, she does not care for his pursuits; +she does not understand him when he talks. The two captains, and Rosey +and I, and the campaigner, as you call her, laugh and talk, and prattle, +and have the merriest little jokes with one another, and we all are as +quiet as mice when you and Clive come in." + +"What, am I an eagle, too? I have no aquiline pretensions at all, Mrs. +Pendennis." + +"No. Well, we are not afraid of you. We are not afraid of papa, are we, +darling?" this young woman now calls out to the other member of her +family; who, if you will calculate, has just had time to be walked twice +up and down the deck of the steamer, whilst Laura has been making her +speech about eagles. And soon the mother, child, and attendant descend +into the lower cabins: and then dinner is announced: and Captain Jackson +treats us to champagne from his end of the table and yet a short while, +and we are at sea, and conversation becomes impossible: and morning sees +us under the grey London sky, and amid the million of masts in the +Thames. + + + + +CHAPTER LVII + +Rosebury and Newcome + + +The friends to whom we were engaged in England were Florac and his wife, +Madame la Princesse de Moncontour, who were determined to spend the +Christmas holidays at the Princess's country seat. It was for the first +time since their reconciliation, that the Prince and Princess dispensed +their hospitalities at the latter's chateau. It is situated, as the +reader has already been informed, at some five miles from the town of +Newcome; away from the chimneys and smoky atmosphere of that place, in a +sweet country of rural woodlands; over which quiet villages, grey church +spires, and ancient gabled farmhouses are scattered: still wearing the +peaceful aspect which belonged to them when Newcome was as yet but an +antiquated country town, before mills were erected on its river-banks, +and dyes and cinders blackened its stream. Twenty years since Newcome +Park was the only great house in that district; now scores of fine villas +have sprung up in the suburb lying between the town and park. Newcome New +Town, as everybody knows, has grown round the park-gates, and the New +Town Hotel (where the railway station is) is a splendid structure in the +Tudor style, more ancient in appearance than the park itself; surrounded +by little antique villas with spiked gables, stacks of crooked chimneys, +and plate-glass windows looking upon trim lawns; with glistening hedges +of evergreens, spotless gravel walks, and Elizabethan gig-houses. Under +the great railway viaduct of the New Town, goes the old tranquil winding +London highroad, once busy with a score of gay coaches, and ground by +innumerable wheels: but at a few miles from the New Town Station the road +has become so mouldy that the grass actually grows on it; and Rosebury, +Madame de Moncontour's house, stands at one end of a village-green, which +is even more quiet now than it was a hundred years ago. + +When first Madame de Florac bought the place, it scarcely ranked amongst +the country-houses; and she, the sister of manufacturers at Newcome and +Manchester, did not of course visit the county families. A homely little +body, married to a Frenchman from whom she was separated, may or may not +have done a great deal of good in her village, have had pretty gardens, +and won prizes at the Newcome flower and fruit shows; but, of course, she +was nobody in such an aristocratic county as we know ------shire is. She +had her friends and relatives from Newcome. Many of them were Quakers-- +many were retail shopkeepers. She even frequented the little branch +Ebenezer, on Rosebury Green; and it was only by her charities and +kindness at Christmas-time, that the Rev. Dr. Potter, the rector at +Rosebury, knew her. The old clergy, you see, live with the county +families. Good little Madame de Florac was pitied and patronised by the +Doctor, treated with no little superciliousness by Mrs. Potter, and the +young ladies, who only kept the first society. Even when her rich brother +died, and she got her share of all that money Mrs. Potter said poor +Madame de Florac did well in not trying to move out of her natural sphere +(Mrs. P. was the daughter of a bankrupt hatter in London, and had herself +been governess in a noble family, out of which she married Mr. P., who +was private tutor). Madame de Florac did well, she said, not to endeavour +to leave her natural sphere, and that The County never would receive her. +Tom Potter, the rector's son, with whom I had the good fortune to be a +fellow-student at Saint Boniface College, Oxbridge--a rattling, forward, +and it must be owned, vulgar youth--asked me whether Florac was not a +billiard-marker by profession? and was even so kind as to caution his +sisters not to speak of billiards before the lady of Rosebury. Tom was +surprised to learn that Monsieur Paul de Florac was a gentleman of +lineage incomparably better than that of any, except two or three +families in England (including your own, my dear and respected reader, of +course, if you hold to your pedigree). But the truth is, heraldically +speaking, that union with the Higgs of Manchester was the first +misalliance which the Florac family had made for long long years. Not +that I would wish for a moment to insinuate that any nobleman is equal to +an English nobleman; nay, that an English snob, with a coat-of-arms +bought yesterday, or stolen out of Edmonton, or a pedigree purchased from +a peerage-maker, has not a right to look down upon any of your paltry +foreign nobility. + +One day the carriage-and-four came in state from Newcome Park, with the +well-known chaste liveries of the Newcomes, and drove up Rosebury Green, +towards the parsonage gate, when Mrs. and the Miss Potters happened to be +standing, cheapening fish from a donkey-man, with whom they were in the +habit of dealing. The ladies were in their pokiest old head-gear and most +dingy gowns, when they perceived the carriage approaching; and +considering, of course, that the visit of the Park people was intended +for them, dashed into the rectory to change their clothes, leaving +Rowkins, the costermonger, in the very midst of the negotiation about the +three mackerel. Mamma got that new bonnet out of the bandbox; Lizzy and +Liddy skipped up to their bedroom, and brought out those dresses which +they wore at the dejeuner at the Newcome Athenaeum, when Lord Leveret +came down to lecture; into which they no sooner had hooked their lovely +shoulders, than they reflected with terror that mamma had been altering +one of papa's flannel waistcoats and had left it in the drawing-room, +when they were called out by the song of Rowkins, and the appearance of +his donkey's ears over the green gate of the rectory. To think of the +Park people coming, and the drawing-room in that dreadful state! + +But when they came downstairs the Park people were not in the room--the +woollen garment was still on the table (how they plunged it into the +chiffonier!)--and the only visitor was Rowkins, the costermonger, +grinning at the open French windows, with the three mackerel, and crying, +"Make it sixpence, miss--don't say fippens, maam, to a pore fellow that +has a wife and family." So that the young ladies had to cry--"Impudence!" +"Get away, you vulgar insolent creature!--Go round, sir, to the back +door!" "How dare you?" and the like; fearing lest Lady Anne Newcome, and +Young Ethel, and Barnes should enter in the midst of this ignoble +controversy. + +They never came at all--those Park people. How very odd! They passed the +rectory gate; they drove on to Madame de Florac's lodge. They went in. +They stayed for half an hour; the horses driving round and round the +gravel road before the house; and Mrs. Potter and the girls speedily +going to the upper chambers, and looking out of the room where the maids +slept, saw Lady Anne, Ethel, and Barnes walking with Madame de Florac, +going into the conservatories, issuing thence with MacWhirter, the +gardener, bearing huge bunches of grapes and large fasces of flowers; +they saw Barnes talking in the most respectful manner to Madame de +Florac: and when they went downstairs and had their work before them-- +Liddy her gilt music-book, Lizzy her embroidered altar-cloth, mamma her +scarlet cloak for one of the old women--they had the agony of seeing the +barouche over the railings whisk by, with the Park people inside, and +Barnes driving the four horses. + +It was on that day when Barnes had determined to take up Madame de +Florac; when he was bent upon reconciling her to her husband. In spite of +all Mrs. Potter's predictions, the county families did come and visit the +manufacturer's daughter; and when Madame de Florac became Madame la +Princesse de Moncontour, when it was announced that she was coming to +stay at Rosebury for Christmas, I leave you to imagine whether the +circumstance was or was not mentioned in the Newcome Sentinel and the +Newcome Independent; and whether Rev. G. Potter, D.D., and Mrs. Potter +did or did not call on the Prince and Princess. I leave you to imagine +whether the lady did or did not inspect all the alterations which +Vineer's people from Newcome were making at Rosebury House--the chaste +yellow satin and gold of the drawing-room--the carved oak for the +dining-room--the chintz for the bedrooms--the Princess's apartment--the +Prince's apartment--the guests' apartments--the smoking-room, gracious +goodness!--the stables (these were under Tom Potter's superintendence), +"and I'm finished," says he one day, "if here doesn't come a +billiard-table!" + +The house was most comfortably and snugly appointed from top to bottom; +and thus it will be seen that Mr. and Mrs. Pendennis were likely to be in +very good quarters for Christmas of 184-. + +Tom Potter was so kind as to call on me two days after our arrival; and +to greet me in the Princess's pew at church on the previous day. Before +desiring to be introduced to my wife, he requested me to present him to +my friend the Prince. He called him your Highness. His Highness, who had +behaved with exemplary gravity, save once when he shrieked an "ah!" as +Miss Liddy led off the children in the organ-loft in a hymn, and the +whole pack went woefully out of tune, complimented Monsieur Tom on the +sermon of monsieur his father. Tom walked with us to Rosebury lodge-gate. +"Will you not come in, and make a party of billiard with me?" says His +Highness. "Ah Pardon! I forgot, you do not play the billiard the Sunday!" +"Any other day, Prince, I shall be delighted," says Tom; and squeezed His +Highness's hand tenderly at parting. "Your comrade of college was he?" +asks Florac. "My dear, what men are these comrades of college! What men +are you English! My word of honour, there are some of them here--if I +were to say to them wax my boots, they would take them and wax them! +Didst thou see how the Reverend eyed us during the sermon? He regarded us +over his book, my word of honour!" + +Madame de Florac said simply, she wished the Prince would go and hear Mr. +Jacob at the Ebenezer. Mr. Potter was not a good preacher, certainly. + +"Savez-vows qu'elle est furieusement belle, la fille du Reverend?" +whispered His Highness to me. "I have made eyes at her during the sermon. +They will be of pretty neighbours these meess!" and Paul looked +unutterably roguish and victorious as he spoke. To my wife, I am bound to +say, Monsieur de Moncontour showed a courtesy, a respect and kindness, +that could not be exceeded. He admired her. He paid her compliments +innumerable, and gave me I am sure sincere congratulations at possessing +such a treasure. I do not think he doubted about his power of conquering +her, or any other of the daughters of women. But I was the friend of his +misfortunes--his guest; and he spared me. + +I have seen nothing more amusing, odd, and pleasant than Florac at this +time of his prosperity. We arrived, as this veracious chronicle has +already asserted, on a Saturday evening. We were conducted to our most +comfortable apartments; with crackling fires blazing on the hearths, and +every warmth of welcome. Florac expanded and beamed with good-nature. He +shook me many times by the hand; he patted me; he called me his good--his +brave. + +He cried to his maitre d'hotel, "Frederic, remember monsieur is master +here! Run before his orders. Prostrate thyself to him. He was good to me +in the days of my misfortune. Hearest thou, Frederic? See that everything +be done for Monsieur Pendennis--for madame sa charmante lady--for her +angelic infant, and the bonne. None of thy garrison tricks with that +young person, Frederic! vieux scelerat! Garde-toi de la, Frederic; si +non, je t'envoie a Botani Bay; je te traduis devant le Lord Mare!" + +"En Angleterre je me fais Anglais, vois-tu, mon ami," continued the +Prince. "Demain c'est Sunday, et tu vas voir! I hear the bell, dress +thyself for the dinner--my friend!"; Here there was another squeeze of +both hands from the good-natured fellow. "It do good to my art to ave you +in my ouse! Heuh!" He hugged his guest; he had tears in his eyes as he +performed this droll, this kind embrace. Not less kind in her way, though +less expensive and embracive, was Madame de Moncontour to my wife, as I +found on comparing notes with that young woman, when the day's +hospitalities were ended. The little Princess trotted from bedchamber to +nursery to see that everything was made comfortable for her guests. She +sate and saw the child washed and put to bed. She had never beheld such a +little angel. She brought it a fine toy to play with. She and her grim +old maid frightened the little creature at first, but it was very +speedily reconciled to their countenances. She was in the nursery almost +as early as the child's mother. "Ah!" sighed the poor little woman, "how +happy you must be to have one!" In fine, my wife was quite overcome by +her goodness and welcome. + +Sunday morning arrived in the course of time, and then Florac appeared as +a most wonderful Briton indeed! He wore top-boots and buckskins; and +after breakfast, when we went to church, a white great-coat with a little +cape, in which garment he felt that his similarity to an English +gentleman was perfect. In conversation with his grooms and servants he +swore freely,--not that he was accustomed to employ oaths in his own +private talk, but he thought the employment of these expletives necessary +as an English country gentleman. He never dined without a roast-beef, and +insisted that the piece of meat should be bleeding, "as you love it, you +others." He got up boxing-matches: and kept birds for combats of cock. He +assumed the sporting language with admirable enthusiasm--drove over to +cover with a steppere--rode across countri like a good one--was splendid +in the hunting-field in his velvet cap and Napoleon boots, and made the +Hunt welcome at Rosebury where his good-natured little wife was as kind +to the gentlemen in scarlet as she used to be of old to the stout +Dissenting gentlemen in black, who sang hymns and spake sermons on her +lawn. These folks, scared at the change which had taken place in the +little Princess's habits of life, lamented her falling away: but in the +county she and her husband got a great popularity, and in Newcome town +itself they were not less liked, for her benefactions were unceasing, and +Paul's affability the theme of all praise. The Newcome Independent and +the Newcome Sentinel both paid him compliments; the former journal +contrasting his behaviour with that of Sir Barnes, their member. Florac's +pleasure was to drive his Princess with four horses into Newcome. He +called his carriage his "trappe," his "drague." The street-boys cheered +and hurrayed the Prince as he passed through the town. One haberdasher +had a yellow stock called the "Moncontour" displayed in his windows; +another had a pink one marked "The Princely," and as such recommended it +to the young Newcome gents. + +The drague conveyed us once to the neighbouring house of Newcome, whither +my wife accompanied Madame de Moncontour at that lady's own request, to +whom Laura very properly did not think fit to confide her antipathy for +Lady Clara Newcome. Coming away from a great house, how often she and I, +egotistical philosophers, thanked our fates that our own home was a small +one! How long will great houses last in this world? Do not their owners +now prefer a lodging at Brighton, or a little entresol on the Boulevard, +to the solitary ancestral palace in a park barred round with snow? We +were as glad to get out of Newcome as out of a prison. My wife and our +hostess skipped into the carriage, and began to talk freely as the +lodge-gates closed after us. Would we be lords of such a place under the +penalty of living in it? We agreed that the little angle of earth called +Fairoaks was dearer to us than the clumsy Newcome-pile of Tudor masonry. +The house had been fitted up in the time of George IV. and the +quasi-Gothic revival. We were made to pass through Gothic dining-rooms, +where there was now no hospitality,--Gothic drawing-rooms shrouded in +brown hollands, to one little room at the end of the dusky suite, where +Lady Clara sate alone, or in the company of the nurses and children. The +blank gloom of the place had fallen upon the poor lady. Even when my wife +talked about children (good-natured Madame de Moncontour vaunting ours as +a prodigy) Lady Clara did not brighten up! Her pair of young ones was +exhibited and withdrawn. A something weighed upon the woman. We talked +about Ethel's marriage. She said it was fixed for the new year, she +believed. She did not know whether Glenlivat had been very handsomely +fitted up. She had not seen Lord Farintosh's house in London. Sir Barnes +came down once--twice--of a Saturday sometimes, for three or four days to +hunt, to amuse himself, as all men do she supposed. She did not know when +he was coming again. She rang languidly when we rose to take leave, and +sank back on her sofa, where lay a heap of French novels. "She has chosen +some pretty books," says Paul, as we drove through the sombre avenues +through the grey park, mists lying about the melancholy ornamental +waters, dingy herds of huddled sheep speckling the grass here and there; +no smoke rising up from the great stacks of chimneys of the building we +were leaving behind us, save one little feeble thread of white which we +knew came from the fire by which the lonely mistress of Newcome was +seated. "Ouf!" cries Florac, playing his whip, as the lodge-gates closed +on us, and his team of horses rattled merrily along the road, "what a +blessing it is to be out of that vault of a place! There is something +fatal in this house--in this woman. One smells misfortune there." + +The hotel which our friend Florac patronised on occasion of his visits to +Newcome was the King's Arms, and it happened, one day, as we entered that +place of entertainment in company, that a visitor of the house was +issuing through the hall, to whom Florac seemed as if he would administer +one of his customary embraces, and to whom the Prince called out "Jack," +with great warmth and kindness as he ran towards the stranger. + +Jack did not appear to be particularly well pleased on beholding us; he +rather retreated from before the Frenchman's advances. + +"My dear Jack, my good, my brave Ighgate! I am delighted to see you!" +Florac continues, regardless of the stranger's reception, or of the +landlord's looks towards us, who was bowing the Prince into his very best +room. + +"How do you do, Monsieur de Florac?" growls the new comer, surlily; and +was for moving on after this brief salutation; but having a second +thought seemingly, turned back and followed Florac into the apartment +where our host conducted us. "A la bonne heure!" Florac renewed his +cordial greetings to Lord Highgate. "I knew not, mon bon, what fly had +stung you," says he to my lord. The landlord, rubbing his hands, smirking +and bowing, was anxious to know whether the Prince would take anything +after his drive. As the Prince's attendant and friend, the lustre of his +reception partially illuminated me. When the chief was not by, I was +treated with great attention (mingled with a certain degree of +familiarity) by my landlord. + +Lord Highgate waited until Mr. Taplow was out of the room; and then said +to Florac, "Don't call me by my name here, please, Florac, I am here +incog." + +"Plait-il?" asks Florac. "Where is incog.?" He laughed when the word was +interpreted to him. Lord Highgate had turned to me. "There was no +rudeness, you understand, intended, Mr. Pendennis, but I am down here on +some business, and don't care to wear the handle to my name. Fellows work +it so, don't you understand? never leave you at rest in a country town-- +that sort of thing. Heard of our friend Clive lately?" + +"Whether you ave andle or no andle, Jack, you are always the bien venu to +me. What is thy affair? Old monster! I wager----" + +"No, no, no such nonsense," says Jack, rather eagerly. "I give you my +honour, I--I want to--to raise a sum of money--that is, to invest some in +a speculation down here--deuced good the speculations down here; and, by +the way, if the landlord asks you, I'm Mr. Harris--I'm a civil engineer-- +I'm waiting for the arrival of the Canada at Liverpool from America, and +very uneasy about my brother who is on board." + +"What does he recount to us there? Keep these stories for the landlord, +Jack; to us 'tis not the pain to lie. My good Mr. Harris, why have we not +seen you at Rosebury? The Princess will scold me if you do not come; and +you must bring your dear brother when he arrive too. Do you hear?" The +last part of this sentence was uttered for Mr. Taplow's benefit, who had +re-entered the George bearing a tray of wine and biscuit. + +The Master of Rosebury and Mr. Harris went out presently to look at a +horse which was waiting the former's inspection in the stableyard of the +hotel. The landlord took advantage of his business, to hear a bell which +never was rung, and to ask me questions about the guest who had been +staying at his house for a week past. Did I know that party? Mr. +Pendennis said, "Yes, he knew that party." + +"Most respectable party, I have no doubt," continues Boniface. "Do you +suppose the Prince of Moncontour knows any but respectable parties?" asks +Mr. Pendennis--a query of which the force was so great as to discomfit +and silence our landlord, who retreated to ask questions concerning Mr. +Harris of Florac's grooms. + +What was Highgate's business here? Was it mine to know? I might have +suspicions, but should I entertain them or communicate them, and had I +not best keep them to myself? I exchanged not a word on the subject of +Highgate with Florac, as we drove home: though from the way in which we +looked at one another each saw that the other was acquainted with that +unhappy gentleman's secret. We fell to talking about Madame la Duchesse +d'Ivry as we trotted on; and then of English manners by way of contrast, +of intrigues, elopements, Gretna Grin, etc., etc. "You are a droll +nation!" says Florac. "To make love well, you must absolutely have a +chaise-de-poste, and a scandal afterwards. If our affairs of this kind +made themselves on the grand route, what armies of postillions we should +need!" + +I held my peace. In that vision of Jack Belsize I saw misery, guilt, +children dishonoured, homes deserted,--ruin for all the actors and +victims of the wretched conspiracy. Laura marked my disturbance when we +reached home. She even divined the cause of it, and charged me with it at +night, when we sate alone by our dressing-room fire, and had taken leave +of our kind entertainers. Then, under her cross-examination, I own that I +told what I had seen--Lord Highgate, under a feigned name staying at +Newcome. It might be nothing. "Nothing! Gracious heavens! Could not this +crime and misery be stopped?" "It might be too late," Laura's husband +said sadly, bending down his head into the fire. + +She was silent too for a while. I could see she was engaged where pious +women ever will betake themselves in moments of doubt, of grief, of pain, +of separation, of joy even, or whatsoever other trial. They have but to +will, and as it were an invisible temple rises round them; their hearts +can kneel down there; and they have an audience of the great, the +merciful untiring Counsellor and Consoler. She would not have been +frightened at Death near at hand. I have known her to tend the poor round +about us, or to bear pain--not her own merely, but even her children's +and mine, with a surprising outward constancy and calm. But the idea of +this crime being enacted close at hand, and no help for it--quite +overcame her. I believe she lay awake all that night; and rose quite +haggard and pale after the bitter thoughts which had deprived her of +rest. + +She embraced her own child with extraordinary tenderness that morning, +and even wept over it, calling it by a thousand fond names of maternal +endearment "Would I leave you, my darling--could I ever, ever, ever quit +you, my blessing, and treasure!" The unconscious little thing, hugged to +his mother's bosom, and scared at her tones and tragic face, clung +frightened and weeping round Laura's neck. Would you ask what the +husband's feelings were as he looked at that sweet love, that sublime +tenderness, that pure Saint blessing the life of him unworthy? Of all the +gifts of Heaven to us below, that felicity is the sum and the chief. I +tremble as I hold it lest I should lose it, and be left alone in the +blank world without it: again, I feel humiliated to think that I possess +it; as hastening home to a warm fireside and a plentiful table, I feel +ashamed sometimes before the poor outcast beggar shivering in the street. + +Breakfast was scarcely over when Laura asked for a pony carriage, and +said she was bent on a private visit. She took her baby and nurse with +her. She refused our company, and would not even say whither she was +bound until she had passed the lodge-gate. I may have suspected what the +object was of her journey. Florac and I did not talk of it. We rode out +to meet the hounds of a cheery winter morning: on another day I might +have been amused with my host--the, splendour of his raiment, the +neatness of his velvet cap, the gloss of his hunting-boots; the cheers, +shouts, salutations, to dog and man; the oaths and outcries of this +Nimrod, who shouted louder than the whole field and the whole pack too-- +but on this morning--I was thinking of the tragedy yonder enacting, and +came away early from the hunting-field, and found my wife already +returned to Rosebury. + +Laura had been, as I suspected, to Lady Clara. She did not know why, +indeed. She scarce knew what she should say when she arrived--how she +could say what she had in her mind. "I hoped, Arthur, that I should have +something--something told me to say," whispered Laura, with her head on +my shoulder; and as I lay awake last night thinking of her, prayed--that +is, hoped, I might find a word of consolation for that poor lady. Do you +know, I think she has hardly ever heard a kind word? She said so; she was +very much affected after we had talked together a little. + +"At first she was very indifferent; cold and haughty in her manner; asked +what had caused the pleasure of this visit, for I would go in, though at +the lodge they told me her ladyship was unwell, and they thought received +no company. I said I wanted to show our boy to her--that the children +ought to be acquainted--I don't know what I said. She seemed more and +more surprised--then all of a sudden--I don't know how--I said, 'Lady +Clara, I have had a dream about you and your children, and I was so +frightened that I came over to you to speak about it.' And I had the +dream, Pen; it came to me absolutely as I was speaking to her. + +"She looked a little scared, and I went on telling her the dream. 'My +dear' I said, 'I dreamed that I saw you happy with those children.' + +"'Happy!' says she--the three were playing in the conservatory into which +her sitting-room opens. + +"'And that a bad spirit came and tore them from you, and drove you out +into the darkness; and I saw you wandering about quite lonely and +wretched, and looking back into the garden where the children were +playing. And you asked and implored to see them; and the Keeper at the +gate said 'No, never.' And then--then I thought they passed by you, and +they did not know you.' + +"'Ah!' said Lady Clara. + +"'And then I thought, as we do in dreams, you know, that it was my child +who was separated from me, and who would not know me: and oh, what a pang +that was! Fancy that! Let us pray God it was only a dream. And worse than +that, when you, when I implored to come to the child, and the man said, +'No, never,' I thought there came a spirit--an angel that fetched the +child to heaven, and you said, 'Let me come too; oh, let me come too, I +am so miserable.' And the angel said, 'No, never, never.' + +"By this time Lady Clara was looking very pale. 'What do you mean?' she +asked of me," Laura continued. + +"'Oh, dear lady, for the sake of the little ones, and Him who calls them +to Him, go you with them. Never, never part from them! Cling to His +knees, and take shelter there.' I took her hands, and I said more to her +in this way, Arthur, that I need not, that I ought not to speak again. +But she was touched at length when I kissed her; and she said I was very +kind to her, and no one had ever been so, and that she was quite alone in +the world and had no friend to fly to; and would I go and stay with her? +and I said 'yes;' and we must go, my dear. I think you should see that +person at Newcome--see him, and warn him," cried Laura, warming as she +spoke, "and pray God to enlighten and strengthen him, and to keep him +from this temptation, and implore him to leave this poor, weak, +frightened, trembling creature; if he has the heart of a gentleman and +the courage of a man, he will, I know he will." + +"I think he would, my dearest," I said, "if he but heard the petitioner." +Laura's cheeks were blushing, her eyes brightened, her voice rang with a +sweet pathos of love that vibrates through my whole being sometimes. It +seems to me as if evil must give way, and bad thoughts retire before that +purest creature. + +"Why has she not some of her family with her, poor thing!" my wife +continued. "She perishes in that solitude. Her husband prevents her, I +think--and--oh--I know enough of him to know what his life is. I shudder, +Arthur, to see you take the hand of that wicked, selfish man. You must +break with him, do you hear, sir?" + +"Before or after going to stay at his house, my love?" asks Mr. +Pendennis. + +"Poor thing! she lighted up at the idea of any one coming. She ran and +showed me the rooms we were to have. It will be very stupid; and you +don't like that. But you can write your book, and still hunt and shoot +with our friends here. And Lady Anne Newcome must be made to come back +again. Sir Barnes quarrelled with his mother and drove her out of the +house on her last visit--think of that! The servants here know it. Martha +brought me the whole story from the housekeeper's room. This Sir Barnes +Newcome is a dreadful creature, Arthur. I am so glad I loathed him from +the very first moment I saw him." + +"And into this ogre's den you propose to put me and my family, madam!" +says the husband. "Indeed, where won't I go if you order me? Oh, who will +pack my portmanteau?" + +Florac and the Princess were both in desolation when, at dinner, we +announced our resolution to go away--and to our neighbours at Newcome! +that was more extraordinary. "Que diable goest thou to do in this +galley?" asks our host as we sat alone over our wine. + +But Laura's intended visit to Lady Clara was never to have a fulfilment, +for on this same evening, as we sate at our dessert, comes a messenger +from Newcome, with a note for my wife from the lady there:-- + + +"Dearest, kindest Mrs. Pendennis," Lady Clara wrote, with many italics, +and evidently in much distress of mind. "Your visit is not to be. I spoke +about it to Sir B., who arrived this afternoon, and who has already begun +to treat me in his usual way. Oh, I am so unhappy! Pray, pray do not be +angry at this rudeness--though indeed it is only a kindness to keep you +from this wretched place! I feel as if I cannot bear this much longer. +But, whatever happens, I shall always remember your goodness, your +beautiful goodness and kindness; and shall worship you as an angel +deserves to be worshipped. Oh, why had I not such a friend earlier! But +alas! I have none--only this odious family thrust upon me for companions +to the wretched, lonely, C. N. + +"P.S.--He does not know of my writing. Do not be surprised if you get +another note from me in the morning, written in a ceremonious style and +regretting that we cannot have the pleasure of receiving Mr. and Mrs. +Pendennis for the present at Newcome. + +"P.S.--The hypocrite!" + + +This letter was handed to my wife at dinner-time, and she gave it to me +as she passed out of the room with the other ladies. + +I told Florac that the Newcomes could not receive us, and that we would +remain, if he willed it, his guests for a little longer. The kind fellow +was only too glad to keep us. "My wife would die without Bebi," he said. +"She becomes quite dangerous about Bebi." It was gratifying that the good +old lady was not to be parted as yet from the innocent object of her +love. + +My host knew as well as I the terms upon which Sir Barnes and his wife +were living. Their quarrels were the talk of the whole county; one side +brought forward his treatment of her, and his conduct elsewhere, and said +that he was so bad that honest people should not know him. The other +party laid the blame upon her, and declared that Lady Clara was a +languid, silly, weak, frivolous creature; always crying out of season; +who had notoriously taken Sir Barnes for his money and who as certainly +had had an attachment elsewhere. Yes, the accusations were true on both +sides. A bad, selfish husband had married a woman for her rank: a weak, +thoughtless girl had been sold to a man for his money; and the union, +which might have ended in a complete indifference, had taken an ill turn +and resulted in misery, cruelty, fierce mutual recriminations, bitter +tears shed in private, husband's curses and maledictions, and open scenes +of wrath and violence for servants to witness and the world to sneer at. +We arrange such matches every day; we sell or buy beauty, or rank, or +wealth; we inaugurate the bargain in churches with sacramental services, +in which the parties engaged call upon Heaven to witness their vows--we +know them to be lies, and we seal them with God's name. "I, Barnes, +promise to take you, Clara, to love and honour till death do us part" "I +Clara, promise to take you, Barnes," etc, etc. Who has not heard the +ancient words; and how many of us have uttered them, knowing them to be +untrue: and is there a bishop on the bench that has not amen'd the humbug +in his lawn sleeves and called a blessing over the kneeling perjurers? + +"Does Mr. Harris know of Newcome's return?" Florac asked, when I +acquainted him with this intelligence. "Ce scelerat de Highgate--Va!" + +"Does Newcome know that Lord Highgate is here?" I thought within myself, +admiring my wife's faithfulness and simplicity, and trying to believe +with that pure and guileless creature that it was not yet too late to +save the unhappy Lady Clara. + +"Mr. Harris had best be warned," I said to Florac; "will you write him a +word, and let us send a messenger to Newcome?" + +At first Florac said, "Parbleu! No;" the affair was none of his, he +attended himself always to this result of Lady Clara's marriage. He had +even complimented Jack upon it years before at Baden, when scenes enough +tragic, enough comical, ma foi, had taken place apropos of this affair. +Why should he meddle with it now? + +"Children dishonoured," said I, "honest families made miserable; for +Heaven's sake, Florac, let us stay this catastrophe if we can." I spoke +with much warmth, eagerly desirous to avert this calamity if possible, +and very strongly moved by the tale which I had heard only just before +dinner from that noble and innocent creature, whose pure heart had +already prompted her to plead the cause of right and truth, and to try +and rescue an unhappy desperate sister trembling on the verge of ruin. + +"If you will not write to him," said I, in some heat, "if your grooms +don't like to go out of a night" (this was one of the objections which +Florac had raised), "I will walk." We were talking over the affair rather +late in the evening, the ladies having retreated to their sleeping +apartments, and some guests having taken leave, whom our hospitable host +and hostess had entertained that night, and before whom I naturally did +not care to speak upon a subject so dangerous. + +"Parbleu, what virtue, my friend! what a Joseph!" cries Florac, puffing +his cigar. "One sees well that your wife had made you the sermon. My poor +Pendennis! You are henpecked, my pauvre bon! You become the husband +model. It is true my mother writes that thy wife is an angel!" + +"I do not object to obey such a woman when she bids me do right," I said; +and would indeed at that woman's request have gone out upon the errand, +but that we here found another messenger. On days when dinner-parties +were held at Rosebury, certain auxiliary waiters used to attend from +Newcome whom the landlord of the King's Arms was accustomed to supply; +indeed, it was to secure these, and make other necessary arrangements +respecting fish, game, etc., that the Prince de Moncontour had ridden +over to Newcome on the day when we met Lord Highgate, alias Mr. Harris, +before the bar of the hotel. Whilst we were engaged in the above +conversation a servant enters, and says, "My lord, Jenkins and the other +man is going back to Newcome in their cart," and is there anything +wanted?" + +"It is the Heaven which sends him," says Florac, turning round to me with +a laugh; "make Jenkins to wait five minutes, Robert; I have to write to a +gentleman at the King's Arms." And so saying, Florac wrote a line which +he showed me, and having sealed the note, directed it to Mr. Harris at +the King's Arms. The cart, the note, and the assistant waiters departed +on their way to Newcome. Florac bade me go to rest with a clear +conscience. In truth, the warning was better given in that way than any +other, and a word from Florac was more likely to be effectual than an +expostulation from me. I had never thought of making it, perhaps; except +at the expressed desire of a lady whose counsel in all the difficult +circumstances of life I own I am disposed to take. + +Mr. Jenkins's horse no doubt trotted at a very brisk pace, as gentlemen's +horses will of a frosty night, after their masters have been regaled with +plentiful supplies of wine and ale. I remember in my bachelor days that +my horses always trotted quicker after I had had a good dinner; the +champagne used to communicate itself to them somehow, and the claret get +into their heels. Before midnight the letter for Mr. Harris was in Mr. +Harris's hands in the King's Arms. + +It has been said that in the Boscawen Room at the Arms, some of the jolly +fellows of Newcome had a club, of which Parrot the auctioneer, Tom Potts +the talented reporter, now editor of the Independent, Vidler the +apothecary, and other gentlemen, were members. + +When we first had occasion to mention that society, it was at an early +stage of this history, long before Clive Newcome's fine moustache had +grown. If Vidler the apothecary was old and infirm then, he is near ten +years older now; he has had various assistants, of course, and one of +them of late years had his become his partner, though the firm continues +to be known by Viller's ancient and respectable name. A jovial fellow was +this partner--a capital convivial member of the Jolly Britons, where he +used to sit very late, so as to be in readiness for any night-work that +might come in. + +So the Britons were all sitting, smoking, drinking, and making merry, in +the Boscawen Room, when Jenkins enters with a note, which he straightway +delivers to Mr. Vidler's partner. "From Rosebury? The Princess ill again, +I suppose," says the surgeon, not sorry to let the company know that he +attends her. "I wish the old girl would be ill in the daytime. Confound +it," says he, "what's this----" and he reads out, "'Sir Newcome est de +retour. Bon voyage, mon ami.--F.' What does this mean?" + +"I thought you knew French, Jack Harris," says Tom Potts; "you're always +bothering us with your French songs." + +"Of course I know French," says the other; "but what's the meaning of +this?" + +"Screwcome came back by the five o'clock train. I was in it, and his +royal highness would scarcely speak to me. Took Brown's fly from the +station. Brown won't enrich his family much by the operation," says Mr. +Potts. + +"But what do I care?" cries Jack Harris; "we don't attend him, and we +don't lose much by that. Howell attends him, ever since Vidler and he had +that row." + +"Hulloh! I say, it's a mistake," cries Mr. Taplow, smoking in his chair. +"This letter is for the party in the Benbow. The gent which the Prince +spoke to him, and called him Jack the other day when he was here. Here's +a nice business, and the seal broke, and all. Is the Benbow party gone to +bed? John, you must carry him in this here note." John, quite innocent of +the note and its contents, for he that moment had entered the clubroom +with Mr. Potts's supper, took the note to the Benbow, from which he +presently returned to his master with a very scared countenance. He said +the gent in the Benbow was a most harbitrary gent. He had almost choked +John after reading the letter, and John wouldn't stand it; and when John +said he supposed that Mr. Harris in the Boscawen--that Mr. Jack Harris, +had opened the letter, the other gent cursed and swore awful. + +"Potts," said Taplow, who was only too communicative on some occasions +after he had imbibed too much of his own brandy-and-water, "it's my +belief that that party's name is no more Harris than mine is. I have sent +his linen to the wash, and there was two white pocket-handkerchiefs with +H. and a coronet." + +On the next day we drove over to Newcome, hoping perhaps to find that +Lord Highgate had taken the warning sent to him and quitted the place. +But we were disappointed. He was walking in front of the hotel, where a +thousand persons might see him as well as ourselves. + +We entered into his private apartment with him, and there expostulated +upon his appearance in the public street, where Barnes Newcome or any +passer-by might recognise him. He then told us of the mishap which had +befallen Florac's letter on the previous night. + +"I can't go away now, whatever might have happened previously: by this +time that villain knows that I am here. If I go, he will say I was afraid +of him, and ran away. Oh, how I wish he would come and find me!" He broke +out with a savage laugh. + +"It is best to run away," one of us interposed sadly. + +"Pendennis," he said with a tone of great softness, "your wife is a good +woman. God bless her! God bless her for all she has said and done--would +have done, if that villain had let her! Do you know the poor thing hasn't +a single friend in the world, not one, one--except me, and that girl they +are selling to Farintosh, and who does not count for much. He has driven +away all her friends from her: one and all turn upon her. Her relations, +of course; when did they ever fail to hit a poor fellow or a poor girl +when she was down? The poor angel! The mother who sold her comes and +preaches at her; Kew's wife turns up her little cursed nose and scorns +her; Rooster, forsooth, must ride high the horse, now he is married and +lives at Chanticlere, and give her warning to avoid my company or his! Do +you know the only friend she ever had was that old woman with the stick-- +old Kew; the old witch whom they buried four months ago after nobbling +her money for the beauty of the family? She used to protect her--that old +woman; heaven bless her for it, wherever she is now, the old hag--a good +word won't do her any harm. Ha! ha!" His laughter was cruel to hear. + +"Why did I come down?" he continued in reply to our sad queries. "Why did +I come down, do you ask? Because she was wretched, and sent for me. +Because if I was at the end of the world, and she was to say, 'Jack, +come!' I'd come." + +"And if she bade you go?" asked his friends. + +"I would go; and I have gone. If she told me to jump into the sea, do you +think I would not do it? But I go; and when she is alone with him, do you +know what he does? He strikes her. Strikes that poor little thing! He has +owned to it. She fled from him and sheltered with the old woman who's +dead. He may be doing it now. Why did I ever shake hands with him? that's +humiliation sufficient, isn't it? But she wished it; and I'd black his +boots, curse him, if she told me. And because he wanted to keep my money +in his confounded bank; and because he knew he might rely upon my honour +and hers, poor dear child, he chooses to shake hands with me--me, whom he +hates worse than a thousand devils--and quite right too. Why isn't there +a place where we can go and meet, like man to man, and have it over! If I +had a ball through my brains I shouldn't mind, I tell you. I've a mind to +do it for myself, Pendennis. You don't understand me, Viscount." + +"Il est vrai," said Florac, with a shrug, "I comprehend neither the +suicide nor the chaise-de-poste. What will you? I am not yet enough +English, my friend. We make marriages of convenance in our country, que +diable, and what follows follows; but no scandal afterwards! Do not adopt +our institutions a demi, my friend. Vous ne me comprenez pas non plus, +men pauvre Jack!" + +"There is one way still, I think," said the third of the speakers in this +scene. "Let Lord Highgate come to Rosebury in his own name, leaving that +of Mr. Harris behind him. If Sir Barnes Newcome wants you, he can seek +you there. If you will go, as go you should, and God speed you, you can +go, and in your own name, too." + +"Parbleu, c'est ca," cries Florac, "he speaks like a book--the +romancier!" I confess, for my part, I thought that a good woman might +plead with him, and touch that manly not disloyal heart now trembling on +the awful balance between evil and good. + +"Allons! let us make to come the drague!" cries Florac. "Jack, thou +returnest with us, my friend! Madame Pendennis, an angel, my friend, a +quakre the most charming, shall roucoule to thee the sweetest sermons. My +wife shall tend thee like a mother--a grandmother. Go make thy packet!" + +Lord Highgate was very much pleased and relieved seemingly. He shook our +hands, he said he should never forget our kindness, never! In truth, the +didactic part of our conversation was carried on at much greater length +than as here noted down: and he would come that evening, but not with us, +thank you; he had a particular engagement, some letters he must write. +Those done, he would not fail us, and would be at Rosebury by +dinner-time. + + + + +CHAPTER LVIII + +"One more Unfortunate" + + +The Fates did not ordain that the plan should succeed which Lord +Highgate's friends had devised for Lady Clara's rescue or respite. He was +bent upon one more interview with the unfortunate lady; and in that +meeting the future destiny of their luckless lives was decided. On the +morning of his return home, Barnes Newcome had information that Lord +Highgate, under a feigned name, had been staying in the neighbourhood of +his house, and had repeatedly been seen in the company of Lady Clara. She +may have gone out to meet him but for one hour more. She had taken no +leave of her children on the day when she left her home, and, far from +making preparations for her own departure, had been engaged in getting +the house ready for the reception of members of the family, whose arrival +her husband announced as speedily to follow his own. Ethel and Lady Anne +and some of the children were coming. Lord Farintosh's mother and sisters +were to follow. It was to be a reunion previous to the marriage which was +closer to unite the two families. Lady Clara said Yes to her husband's +orders; rose mechanically to obey his wishes and arrange for the +reception of the guests; and spoke tremblingly to the housekeeper as her +husband gibed at her. The little ones had been consigned to bed early and +before Sir Barnes's arrival. He did not think fit to see them in their +sleep; nor did their mother. She did not know, as the poor little +creatures left her room in charge of their nurses, that she looked on +them for the last time. Perhaps, had she gone to their bedsides that +evening, had the wretched panic-stricken soul been allowed leisure to +pause, and to think, and to pray, the fate of the morrow might have been +otherwise, and the trembling balance of the scale have inclined to +right's side. But the pause was not allowed her. Her husband came and +saluted her with his accustomed greetings of scorn, and sarcasm, and +brutal insult. On a future day he never dared to call a servant of his +household to testify to his treatment of her; though many were ready to +attend to prove his cruelty and her terror. On that very last night, Lady +Clara's maid, a country girl from her father's house at Chanticlere, told +Sir Barnes in the midst of a conjugal dispute that her lady might bear +his conduct but she could not, and that she would no longer live under +the roof of such a brute. The girl's interference was not likely to +benefit her mistress much: the wretched Lady Clara passed the last night +under the roof of her husband and children, unattended save by this poor +domestic who was about to leave her, in tears and hysterical outcries, +and then in moaning stupor. Lady Clara put to sleep with laudanum, her +maid carried down the story of her wrongs to the servants' quarters; and +half a dozen of them took in their resignation to Sir Barnes as he sat +over his breakfast the next morning--in his ancestral hall--surrounded by +the portraits of his august forefathers--in his happy home. + +Their mutiny of course did not add to their master's good-humour; and his +letters brought him news which increased Barnes's fury. A messenger +arrived with a letter from his man of business at Newcome, upon the +receipt of which be started up with such an execration as frightened the +servant waiting on him, and letter in hand he ran to Lady Clara's +sitting-room. Her ladyship was up. Sir Barnes breakfasted rather late on +the first morning after an arrival at Newcome. He had to look over the +bailiff's books, and to look about him round the park and grounds; to +curse the gardeners; to damn the stable and kennel grooms; to yell at the +woodman for clearing not enough or too much; to rail at the poor old +workpeople brooming away the fallen leaves, etc. So Lady Clara was up and +dressed when her husband went to her room, which lay at the end of the +house as we have said, the last of a suite of ancestral halls. + +The mutinous servant heard high voices and curses within; then Lady +Clara's screams; then Sir Barnes Newcome burst out of the room, locking +the door and taking the key with him, and saluting with more curses +James, the mutineer, over whom his master ran. + +"Curse your wife, and don't curse me, Sir Barnes Newcome!" said James, +the mutineer; and knocked down a hand which the infuriated Baronet raised +against him, with an arm that was twice as strong as Barnes's own. This +man and maid followed their mistress in the sad journey upon which she +was bent. They treated her with unalterable respect. They never could be +got to see that her conduct was wrong. When Barnes's counsel subsequently +tried to impugn their testimony, they dared him; and hurt the plaintiff's +case very much. For the balance had weighed over; and it was Barnes +himself who caused what now ensued; and what we learned in a very few +hours afterwards from Newcome, where it was the talk of the whole +neighbourhood. + +Florac and I, as yet ignorant of all that was occurring, met Barnes near +his own lodge-gate riding in the direction of Newcome, as we were +ourselves returning to Rosebury. The Prince de Moncontour, who was +driving, affably saluted the Baronet, who gave us a scowling recognition, +and rode on, his groom behind him. "The figure of the garcon," says +Florac, as our acquaintance passed, "is not agreeable. Of pale, he has +become livid. I hope these two men will not meet, or evil will come!" +Evil to Barnes there might be, Florac's companion thought, who knew the +previous little affairs between Barnes and his uncle and cousin; and that +Lord Highgate was quite able to take care of himself. + +In half an hour after Florac spoke, that meeting between Barnes and +Highgate actually had taken place--in the open square of Newcome, within +four doors of the King's Arms inn, close to which lives Sir Barnes +Newcome's man of business; and before which, Mr. Harris, as he was +called, was walking, and waiting till a carriage which he had ordered +came round from the inn yard. As Sir Barnes Newcome rode into the place +many people touched their hats to him, however little they loved him. He +was bowing and smirking to one of these, when he suddenly saw Belsize. + +He started back, causing his horse to back with him on to the pavement, +and it may have been rage and fury, or accident and nervousness merely, +but at this instant Barnes Newcome, looking towards Lord Highgate, shook +his whip. + +"You cowardly villain!" said the other, springing forward. "I was going +to your house." + +"How dare you, sir," cries Sir Barnes, still holding up that unlucky +cane, "how dare you to--to----" + +"Dare, you scoundrel!" said Belsize. "Is that the cane you strike your +wife with, you ruffian!" Belsize seized and tore him out of the saddle, +flinging him screaming down on the pavement. The horse, rearing and +making way for himself, galloped down the clattering street; a hundred +people were round Sir Barnes in a moment. + +The carriage which Belsize had ordered came round at this very juncture. +Amidst the crowd, shrinking, bustling, expostulating, threatening, who +pressed about him, he shouldered his way. Mr. Taplow, aghast, was one of +the hundred spectators of the scene. + +"I am Lord Highgate," said Barnes's adversary. "If Sir Barnes Newcome +wants me, tell him I will send him word where he may hear of me." And +getting into the carriage, he told the driver to go "to the usual place." + +Imagine the hubbub in the town, the conclaves at the inns, the talks in +the counting-houses, the commotion amongst the factory people, the +paragraphs in the Newcome papers, the bustle of surgeons and lawyers, +after this event. Crowds gathered at the King's Arms, and waited round +Mr. Speers the lawyer's house, into which Sir Barnes was carried. In vain +policemen told them to move on; fresh groups gathered after the seceders. +On the next day, when Barnes Newcome, who was not much hurt, had a fly to +go home, a factory man shook his fist in at the carriage window, and, +with a curse, said, "Serve you right, you villain." It was the man whose +sweetheart this Don Juan had seduced and deserted years before; whose +wrongs were well known amongst his mates, a leader in the chorus of +hatred which growled round Barnes Newcome. + +Barnes's mother and sister Ethel had reached Newcome shortly before the +return of the master of the house. The people there were in disturbance. +Lady Anne and Miss Newcome came out with pallid looks to greet him. He +laughed and reassured them about his accident: indeed his hurt had been +trifling; he had been bled by the surgeon, a little jarred by the fall +from his horse; but there was no sort of danger. Still their pale and +doubtful looks continued. What caused them? In the open day, with a +servant attending her Lady Clara Newcome had left her husband's house; +and a letter was forwarded to him that same evening from my Lord +Highgate, informing Sir Barnes Newcome that Lady Clara Pulleyn could bear +his tyranny no longer, and had left his roof; that Lord Highgate proposed +to leave England almost immediately, but would remain long enough to +afford Sir Barnes Newcome the opportunity for an interview, in case he +should be disposed to demand one: and a friend (of Lord Highgate's late +regiment) was named who would receive letters and act in any way +necessary for his lordship. + +The debates of the House of Lords must tell what followed afterwards in +the dreary history of Lady Clara Pulleyn. The proceedings in the Newcome +Divorce Bill filled the usual number of columns in the papers,-- +especially the Sunday papers. The witnesses were examined by learned +peers whose business--nay, pleasure--it seems to be to enter into such +matters; and, for the ends of justice and morality, doubtless, the whole +story of Barnes Newcome's household was told to the British public. In +the previous trial in the Court of Queen's Bench, how grandly Serjeant +Rowland stood up for the rights of British husbands! with what pathos he +depicted the conjugal paradise, the innocent children prattling round +their happy parents, the serpent, the destroyer, entering into that +Belgravian Eden; the wretched and deserted husband alone by his +desecrated hearth, and calling for redress on his country! Rowland wept +freely during his noble harangue. At not a shilling under twenty thousand +pounds would he estimate the cost of his client's injuries. The jury was +very much affected: the evening papers gave Rowland's address in extenso, +with some pretty sharp raps at the aristocracy in general. The Day, the +principal morning journal of that period, came out with a leading article +the next morning, in which every party concerned and every institution +was knocked about. The disgrace of the peerage, the ruin of the monarchy +(with a retrospective view of the well-known case of Gyges and +Candaules), the monstrosity of the crime, and the absurdity of the +tribunal and the punishment, were all set forth in the terrible leading +article of the Day. + +But when, on the next day, Serjeant Rowland was requested to call +witnesses to prove that connubial happiness which he had depicted so +pathetically, he had none at hand. + +Oliver, Q.C., now had his innings. A man, a husband, and a father, Mr. +Oliver could not attempt to defend the conduct of his unfortunate client; +but if there could be any excuse for such conduct, that excuse he was +free to confess the plaintiff had afforded, whose cruelty and neglect +twenty witnesses in court were ready to prove--neglect so outrageous, +cruelty so systematic, that he wondered the plaintiff had not been better +advised than to bring this trial, with all its degrading particulars, to +a public issue. On the very day when the ill-omened marriage took place, +another victim of cruelty had interposed as vainly--as vainly as Serjeant +Rowland himself interposed in Court to prevent this case being made +known--and with piteous outcries, in the name of outraged neglected +woman, of castaway children pleading in vain for bread, had besought the +bride to pause, and the bridegroom to look upon the wretched beings who +owed him life. Why had not Lady Clara Pulleyn's friends listened to that +appeal? And so on, and so on, between Rowland and Oliver the battle waged +fiercely that day. Many witnesses were mauled and slain. Out of that +combat scarce anybody came well, except the two principal champions, +Rowland, Serjeant, and Oliver, Q.C. The whole country looked on and heard +the wretched story, not only of Barnes's fault and Highgate's fault, but +of the private peccadilloes of their suborned footmen and conspiring +housemaids. Mr. Justice C. Sawyer charged the jury at great length--those +men were respectable men and fathers of families themselves--of course +they dealt full measure to Lord Highgate for his delinquencies; consoled +the injured husband with immense damages, and left him free to pursue the +further steps for releasing himself altogether from the tie which had +been bound with affecting episcopal benediction at St. George's, Hanover +Square. + +So Lady Clara flies from the custody of her tyrant, but to what a rescue! +The very man who loves her, and gives her asylum, pities and deplores +her. She scarce dares to look out of the windows of her new home upon the +world, lest it should know and reproach her. All the sisterhood of +friendship is cut off from her. If she dares to go abroad she feels the +sneer of the world as she goes through it; and knows that malice and +scorn whisper behind her. People, as criminal but undiscovered, make room +for her, as if her touch were pollution. She knows she has darkened the +lot and made wretched the home of the man whom she loves best; that his +friends who see her, treat her with but a doubtful respect; and the +domestics who attend her, with a suspicious obedience. In the country +lanes, or the streets of the county town, neighbours look aside as the +carriage passes in which she sits splendid and lonely. Rough hunting +companions of her husband's come to her table: he is driven perforce to +the company of flatterers and men of inferior sort; his equals, at least +in his own home, will not live with him. She would be kind, perhaps, and +charitable to the cottagers round about her, but she fears to visit them +lest they too should scorn her. The clergyman who distributes her +charities, blushes and looks awkward on passing her in the village, if he +should be walking with his wife or one of his children. Shall they go to +the Continent, and set up a grand house at Paris or at Florence? There +they can get society, but of what a sort! Our acquaintances of Baden,-- +Madame Schlangenbad, and Madame de Cruchecassee, and Madame d'Ivry, and +Messrs. Loder, and Punter, and Blackball, and Deuceace, will come, and +dance, and flirt, and quarrel, and gamble, and feast round about her; but +what in common with such wild people has this poor, timid, shrinking +soul? Even these scorn her. The leers and laughter on those painted faces +are quite unlike her own sad countenance. She has no reply to their wit. +Their infernal gaiety scares her more than the solitude at home. No +wonder that her husband does not like home, except for a short while in +the hunting season. No wonder that he is away all day; how can he like a +home which she has made so wretched? In the midst of her sorrow, and +doubt, and misery, a child comes to her: how she clings to it! how her +whole being, and hope, and passion centres itself on this feeble infant! +----but she no more belongs to our story; with the new name she has +taken, the poor lady passes out of the history of the Newcomes. + +If Barnes Newcome's children meet yonder solitary lady, do they know her? +If her once-husband thinks upon the unhappy young creature whom his +cruelty drove from him, does his conscience affect his sleep at night? +Why should Sir Barnes Newcome's conscience be more squeamish than his +country's, which has put money in his pocket for having trampled on the +poor weak young thing, and scorned her, and driven her to ruin? When the +whole of the accounts of that wretched bankruptcy are brought up for +final Audit, which of the unhappy partners shall be shown to be most +guilty? Does the Right Reverend Prelate who did the benedictory business +for Barnes and Clara his wife repent in secret? Do the parents who +pressed the marriage, and the fine folks who signed the book, and ate the +breakfast, and applauded the bridegroom's speech, feel a little ashamed? +O Hymen Hymenaee! The bishops, beadles, clergy, pew-openers, and other +officers of the temple dedicated to Heaven under the invocation of St. +George, will officiate in the same place at scores and scores more of +such marriages: and St. George of England may behold virgin after virgin +offered up to the devouring monster, Mammon (with many most respectable +female dragons looking on)--may see virgin after virgin given away, just +as in the Soldan of Babylon's time, but with never a champion to come to +the rescue! + + + + +CHAPTER LIX + +In which Achilles loses Briseis + + +Although the years of the Marquis of Farintosh were few, he had spent +most of them in the habit of command; and, from his childhood upwards, +had been obeyed by all persons round about him. As an infant he had but +to roar, and his mother and nurses were as much frightened as though he +had been a Libyan lion. What he willed and ordered was law amongst his +clan and family. During the period of his London and Parisian +dissipations his poor mother did not venture to remonstrate with her +young prodigal, but shut her eyes, not daring to open them on his wild +courses. As for the friends of his person and house, many of whom were +portly elderly gentlemen, their affection for the young Marquis was so +extreme that there was no company into which their fidelity would not +lead them to follow him; and you might see him dancing at Mabille with +veteran aides-de-camp looking on, or disporting with opera-dancers at a +Trois Freres banquet, which some old gentleman of his father's age had +taken the pains to order. If his lordship Count Almaviva wants a friend +to carry the lanthorn or to hold the ladder; do you suppose there are not +many most respectable men in society who will act Figaro? When Farintosh +thought fit, in the fulness of time and the blooming pride of manhood, to +select a spouse, and to elevate a marchioness to his throne, no one dared +gainsay him. When he called upon his mother and sisters, and their +ladyships' hangers-on and attendants; upon his own particular kinsmen, +led captains, and toadies; to bow the knee and do homage to the woman +whom he delighted to honour, those duteous subjects trembled and obeyed; +in fact, he thought that the position of a Marchioness of Farintosh was +under heaven, and before men, so splendid, that, had he elevated a +beggar-maid to that sublime rank, the inferior world was bound to worship +her. + +So my lord's lady-mother, and my lord's sisters, and his captains, and +his players of billiards, and the toadies of his august person, all +performed obeisance to his bride-elect, and never questioned the will of +the young chieftain. What were the private comments of the ladies of the +family we had no means of knowing; but it may naturally be supposed that +his lordship's gentlemen-in-waiting, Captain Henchman, Jack Todhunter, +and the rest, had many misgivings of their own respecting their patrons +change in life, and could not view without anxiety the advent of a +mistress who might reign over him and them, who might possibly not like +their company, and might exert her influence over her husband to oust +these honest fellows from places in which they were very comfortable. The +jovial rogues had the run of my lord's kitchen, stables, cellars, and +cigar-boxes. A new marchioness might hate hunting, smoking, jolly +parties, and toad-eaters in general, or might bring into the house +favourites of her own. I am sure any kind-hearted man of the world must +feel for the position of these faithful, doubtful, disconsolate vassals, +and have a sympathy for their rueful looks and demeanour as they eye the +splendid preparations for the ensuing marriage, the grand furniture sent +to my lord's castles and houses, the magnificent plate provided for his +tables--tables at which they may never have a knife and fork; castles and +houses of which the poor rogues may never be allowed to pass the doors. + +When, then, "the elopement in High Life," which has been described in the +previous pages, burst upon the town in the morning papers, I can fancy +the agitation which the news occasioned in the faithful bosoms of the +generous Todhunter, and the attached Henchman. My lord was not in his own +house as yet. He and his friends still lingered on in the little house in +Mayfair, the dear little bachelor's quarters, where they had enjoyed such +good dinners, such good suppers, such rare doings, such a jolly time. I +fancy Hench coming down to breakfast, and reading the Morning Post. I +imagine Tod dropping in from his bedroom over the way, and Hench handing +the paper over to Tod, and the conversation which ensued between those +worthy men. Elopement in high life--excitement in N--come, and flight of +Lady Cl-- N--come, daughter of the late and sister of the present Earl of +D-rking, with Lord H---gate; personal rencontre between Lord H---gate and +Sir B--nes N---come. Extraordinary disclosures. I say, I can fancy Hench +and Tod over this awful piece of news. + +"Pretty news, ain't it, Toddy?" says Henchman, looking up from a +Perigord-pie, which the faithful creature is discussing. + +"Always expected it," remarks the other. "Anybody who saw them together +last season must have known it. The Chief himself spoke of it to me." + +"It'll cut him up awfully when he reads it. Is it in the Morning Post? He +has the Post in his bedroom. I know he has rung his bell: I heard it. +Bowman, has his lordship read his paper yet?" + +Bowman, the, valet, said, "I believe you, he have read his paper. When he +read it, he jumped out of bed and swore most awful. I cut as soon as I +could," continued Mr. Bowman, who was on familiar--nay contemptuous terms +with the other two gentlemen. + +"Enough to make any man swear," says Toddy to Henchman; and both were +alarmed in their noble souls, reflecting that their chieftain was now +actually getting up and dressing himself; that he would speedily, and in +course of nature, come downstairs; and, then, most probably, would begin +swearing at them. + +The most noble Mungo Malcolm Angus was in an awful state of mind when, at +length, he appeared in the breakfast-room. "Why the dash do you make a +taproom of this?" he cries. The trembling Henchman, who has begun to +smoke--as he has done a hundred times before in this bachelor's hall-- +flings his cigar into the fire. + +"There you go--nothing like it! Why don't you fling some more in? You can +get 'em at Hudson's for five guineas a pound." bursts out the youthful +peer. + +"I understand why you are out of sorts, old boy," says Henchman, +stretching out his manly hand. A tear of compassion twinkled in his +eyelid, and coursed down his mottled cheek. "Cut away at old Frank, +Farintosh,--a fellow who has been attached to you since before you could +speak. It's not when a fellow's down and cut up, and riled--naturally +riled--as you are--I know you are, Marquis; it's not then that I'm going +to be angry with you. Pitch into old Frank Henchman--hit away, my young +one." And Frank put himself into an attitude as of one prepared to +receive a pugilistic assault. He bared his breast, as it were, and showed +his scars, and said, "Strike!" Frank Henchman was a florid toady. My +uncle, Major Pendennis, has often laughed with me about the fellow's +pompous flatteries and ebullient fidelity. + +"You have read this confounded paragraph?" says the Marquis. "We have +read it: and were deucedly cut up, too," says Henchman, "for your sake, +my dear boy." + +"I remembered what you said, last year, Marquis," cries Todhunter (not +unadroitly). "You, yourself, pointed out, in this very room, I recollect, +at this very table--that night Coralie and the little Spanish dancer and +her mother supped here, and there was a talk about Highgate--you, +yourself, pointed out what was likely to happen. I doubted it; for I have +dined at the Newcomes', and seen Highgate and her together in society +often. But though you are a younger bird, you have better eyes than I +have--and you saw the thing at once--at once, don't you remember I and +Coralie said how glad she was, because Sir Barnes ill-treated her friend. +What was the name of Coralie's friend, Hench?" + +"How should I know her confounded name?" Henchman briskly answers. "What +do I care for Sir Barnes Newcome and his private affairs? He is no friend +of mine. I never said he was a friend of mine. I never said I liked him. +Out of respect for the Chief here, I held my tongue about him, and shall +hold my tongue. Have some of this pate, Chief! No? Poor old boy! I know +you haven't got an appetite. I know this news cuts you up. I say nothing, +and make no pretence of condolence; though I feel for you--and you know +you can count on old Frank Henchman--don't you, Malcolm?" And again he +turns away to conceal his gallant sensibility and generous emotion. + +"What does it matter to me?" bursts out the Marquis, garnishing his +conversation with the usual expletives which adorned his eloquence when +he was strongly moved. "What do I care for Barnes Newcome, and his +confounded affairs and family? I never want to see him again, but in the +light of a banker, when I go to the City, where he keeps my account. I +say, I have nothing to do with him, or all the Newcomes under the sun. +Why, one of them is a painter, and will paint my dog, Ratcatcher, by +Jove! or my horse, or my groom, if I give him the order. Do you think I +care for any one of the pack? It's not the fault of the Marchioness of +Farintosh that her family is not equal to mine. Besides two others in +England and Scotland, I should like to know what family is? I tell you +what, Hench. I bet you five to two, that before an hour is over my mother +will be here, and down on her knees to me, begging me to break off this +engagement." + +"And what will you do, Farintosh?" asks Henchman, slowly, "Will you break +it off?" + +"No!" shouts the Marquis. "Why shall I break off with the finest girl in +England--and the best-plucked one, and the cleverest and wittiest, and +the most beautiful creature, by Jove, that ever stepped, for no fault of +hers, and because her sister-in-law leaves her brother, who I know +treated her infernally? We have talked this matter over at home before. I +wouldn't dine with the fellow; though he was always asking me; nor meet, +except just out of civility, any of his confounded family. Lady Anne is +different. She is a lady, she is. She is a good woman: and Kew is a most +respectable man, though he is only a peer of George III.'s creation, and +you should hear how he speaks of Miss Newcome, though she refused him. I +should like to know who is to prevent me marrying Lady Anne Newcome's +daughter?" + +"By Jove, you are a good-plucked fellow, Farintosh--give me your hand, +old boy," says Henchman. + +"Heh! am I? You would have said, give me your hand, old boy, whichever +way I determined, Hench! I tell you, I ain't intellectual, and that sort +of thing. But I know my rank, and I know my place; and when a man of my +station gives his word, he sticks to it, sir; and my lady, and my +sisters, may go on their knees all round; and, by Jove, I won't flinch." + +The justice of Lord Farintosh's views was speedily proved by the +appearance of his lordship's mother, Lady Glenlivat, whose arrival put a +stop to a conversation which Captain Francis Henchman has often +subsequently narrated. She besought to see her son in terms so urgent, +that the young nobleman could not be denied to his parent; and, no doubt, +a long and interesting interview took place, in which Lord Farintosh's +mother passionately implored him to break off a match upon which he was +as resolutely bent. + +Was it a sense of honour, a longing desire to possess this young beauty, +and call her his own, or a fierce and profound dislike to being balked in +any object of his wishes, which actuated the young lord? Certainly he had +borne, very philosophically, delay after delay which had taken place in +the devised union; and being quite sure of his mistress, had not cared to +press on the marriage, but lingered over the dregs of his bachelor cup +complacently still. We all know in what an affecting farewell he took +leave of the associates of his vie de garcon: the speeches made (in both +languages), the presents distributed, the tears and hysterics of some of +the guests assembled; the cigar-boxes given over to this friend, the +ecrin of diamonds to that, et caetera, et caetera, et caetera. Don't we +know? If we don't it is not Henchman's fault, who has told the story of +Farintosh's betrothals a thousand and one times at his clubs, at the +houses where he is asked to dine, on account of his intimacy with the +nobility, among the young men of fashion, or no fashion, whom this +two-bottle Mentor, and burly admirer of youth, has since taken upon +himself to form. The farewell at Greenwich was so affecting that all +"traversed the cart," and took another farewell at Richmond, where there +was crying too, but it was Eucharis cried because fair Calypso wanted to +tear her eyes out; and where not only Telemachus (as was natural to his +age), but Mentor likewise, quaffed the wine-cup too freely. You are +virtuous, O reader! but there are still cakes and ale, Ask Henchman if +there be not. You will find him in the Park any afternoon; he will dine +with you if no better man ask him in the interval. He will tell you story +upon story regarding young Lord Farintosh, and his marriage, and what +happened before his marriage, and afterwards; and he will sigh, weep +almost at some moments, as he narrates their subsequent quarrel, and +Farintosh's unworthy conduct, and tells you how he formed that young man. +My uncle and Captain Henchman disliked each other very much, I am sorry +to say--sorry to add that it was very amusing to hear either one of them +speak of the other. + +Lady Glenlivat, according to the Captain, then, had no success in the +interview with her son; who, unmoved by the maternal tears, commands, and +entreaties, swore he would marry Miss Newcome, and that no power on earth +should prevent him. "As if trying to thwart that man could ever prevent +his having his way!" ejaculated his quondam friend. + +But on the next day, after ten thousand men in clubs and coteries had +talked the news over; after the evening had repeated and improved the +delightful theme of our "morning contemporaries;" after Calypso and +Eucharis driving together in the Park, and reconciled now, had kissed +their hands to Lord Farintosh, and made him their compliments--after a +night of natural doubt, disturbance, defiance, fury--as men whispered to +each other at the club where his lordship dined, and at the theatre where +he took his recreation--after an awful time at breakfast in which Messrs. +Bowman, valet, and Todhunter and Henchman, captains of the Farintosh +bodyguard, all got their share of kicks and growling--behold Lady +Glenlivat came back to the charge again; and this time with such force +that poor Lord Farintosh was shaken indeed. + +Her ladyship's ally was no other than Miss Newcome herself; from whom +Lord Farintosh's mother received, by that day's post, a letter, which she +was commissioned to read to her son. + + +"Dear Madam" (wrote the young lady in her firmest handwriting)--"Mamma is +at this moment in a state of such grief and dismay at the cruel +misfortune and humiliation which has just befallen our family, that she +is really not able to write to you as she ought, and this task, painful +as it is, must be mine. Dear Lady Glenlivat, the kindness and confidence +which I have ever received from you and yours, merit truth, and most +grateful respect and regard from me. And I feel after the late fatal +occurrence, what I have often and often owned to myself though I did not +dare to acknowledge it, that I ought to release Lord F., at once and for +ever, from an engagement which he could never think of maintaining with a +family so unfortunate as ours. I thank him with all my heart for his +goodness in bearing with my humours so long; if I have given him pain, as +I know I have sometimes, I beg his pardon, and would do so on my knees. I +hope and pray he may be happy, as I feared he never could be with me. He +has many good and noble qualities; and, in bidding him farewell, I trust +I may retain his friendship, and that he will believe in the esteem and +gratitude of your most sincere, Ethel Newcome." + + +A copy of this farewell letter was seen by a lady who happened to be a +neighbour of Miss Newcome's when the family misfortune occurred, and to +whom, in her natural dismay and grief, the young lady fled for comfort +and consolation. "Dearest Mrs. Pendennis," wrote Miss Ethel to my wife, +"I hear you are at Rosebury; do, do come to your affectionate E. N." The +next day, it was--"Dearest Laura--If you can, pray, pray come to Newcome +this morning. I want very much to speak to you about the poor children, +to consult you about something most important." Madame de Moncontour's +pony-carriage was constantly trotting between Rosebury and Newcome in +these days of calamity. + +And my wife, as in duty bound, gave me full reports of all that happened +in that house of mourning. On the very day of the flight, Lady Anne, her +daughter, and some others of her family arrived at Newcome. The deserted +little girl, Barnes's eldest child, ran, with tears and cries of joy, to +her Aunt Ethel, whom she had always loved better than her mother; and +clung to her and embraced her; and, in her artless little words, told her +that mamma had gone away, and that Ethel should be her mamma now. Very +strongly moved by the misfortune, as by the caresses and affection of the +poor orphaned creature, Ethel took the little girl to her heart, and +promised to be a mother to her, and that she would not leave her; in +which pious resolve I scarcely need say Laura strengthened her, when, at +her young friend's urgent summons, my wife came to her. + +The household at Newcome was in a state of disorganisation after the +catastrophe. Two of Lady Clara's servants; it has been stated already, +went away with her. The luckless master of the house was lying wounded in +the neighbouring town. Lady Anne Newcome, his mother, was terribly +agitated by the news, which was abruptly broken to her, of the flight of +her daughter-in-law and her son's danger. Now she thought of flying to +Newcome to nurse him; and then feared lest she should be ill received by +the invalid--indeed, ordered by Sir Barnes to go home, and not to bother +him. So at home Lady Anne remained, where the thoughts of the sufferings +she had already undergone in that house, of Sir Barnes's cruel behaviour +to her at her last visit, which he had abruptly requested her to shorten, +of the happy days which she had passed as mistress of that house and wife +of the defunct Sir Brian; the sight of that departed angel's picture in +the dining-room and wheel-chair in the gallery; the recollection of +little Barnes as a cherub of a child in that very gallery, and pulled out +of the fire by a nurse in the second year of his age, when he was all +that a fond mother could wish--these incidents and reminiscences so +agitated Lady Anne Newcome, that she, for her part, went off in a series +of hysterical fits, and acted as one distraught: her second daughter +screamed in sympathy with her and Miss Newcome had to take the command of +the whole of this demented household, hysterical mamma and sister, +mutineering servants, and shrieking abandoned nursery, and bring young +people and old to peace and quiet. + +On the morrow after his little concussion Sir Barnes Newcome came home, +not much hurt in body, but woefully afflicted in temper, and venting his +wrath upon everybody round about him in that strong language which he +employed when displeased; and under which his valet, his housekeeper, his +butler, his farm-bailiff, his lawyer, his doctor, his dishevelled mother +herself--who rose from her couch and her sal-volatile to fling herself +round her dear boy's knees--all had to suffer. Ethel Newcome, the +Baronet's sister, was the only person in his house to whom Sir Barnes did +not utter oaths or proffer rude speeches. He was afraid of offending her +or encountering that resolute spirit, and lapsed into a surly silence in +her presence. Indistinct maledictions growled about Sir Barnes's chair +when he beheld my wife's pony-carriage drive up; and he asked what +brought her here? But Ethel sternly told her brother that Mrs. Pendennis +came at her particular request, and asked him whether he supposed anybody +could come into that house for pleasure now, or for any other motive but +kindness? Upon which, Sir Barnes fairly burst out into tears, +intermingled with execrations against his enemies and his own fate, and +assertions that he was the most miserable beggar alive. He would not see +his children: but with more tears he would implore Ethel never to leave +them, and, anon, would ask what he should do when she married, and he was +left alone in that infernal house? + +T. Potts, Esq., of the Newcome Independent, used to say afterwards that +the Baronet was in the direst terror of another meeting with Lord +Highgate, and kept a policeman at the lodge-gate, and a second in the +kitchen, to interpose in event of a collision. But Mr. Potts made this +statement in after days, when the quarrel between his party and paper and +Sir Barnes Newcome was flagrant. Five or six days after the meeting of +the two rivals in Newcome market-place, Sir Barnes received a letter from +the friend of Lord Highgate, informing him that his lordship, having +waited for him according to promise, had now left England, and presumed +that the differences between them were to be settled by their respective +lawyers--infamous behaviour on a par with the rest of Lord Highgate's +villainy, the Baronet said. "When the scoundrel knew I could lift my +pistol arm," Barnes said, "Lord Highgate fled the country;"--thus hinting +that death, and not damages, were what he intended to seek from his +enemy. + +After that interview in which Ethel communicated to Laura her farewell +letter to Lord Farintosh, my wife returned to Rosebury with an +extraordinary brightness and gaiety in her face and her demeanour. She +pressed Madame de Moncontour's hands with such warmth, she blushed and +looked so handsome, she sang and talked so gaily, that our host was +struck by her behaviour, and paid her husband more compliments regarding +her beauty, amiability, and other good qualities, than need be set down +here. It may be that I like Paul de Florac so much, in spite of certain +undeniable faults of character, because of his admiration for my wife. +She was in such a hurry to talk to me, that night, that Paul's game and +Nicotian amusements were cut short by her visit to the billiard-room; and +when we were alone by the cosy dressing-room fire, she told me what had +happened during the day. Why should Ethel's refusal of Lord Farintosh +have so much elated my wife? + +"Ah!" cries Mrs. Pendennis, "she has a generous nature, and the world has +not had time to spoil it. Do you know there are many points that she +never has thought of--I would say problems that she has to work out for +herself, only you, Pen, do not like us poor ignorant women to use such a +learned word as problems? Life and experience force things upon her mind +which others learn from their parents or those who educate them, but, for +which she has never had any teachers. Nobody has ever told her, Arthur, +that it was wrong to marry without love, or pronounce lightly those awful +vows which we utter before God at the altar. I believe, if she knew that +her life was futile, it is but of late she has thought it could be +otherwise, and that she might mend it. I have read (besides that poem of +Goethe of which you are so fond) in books of Indian travels of Bayaderes, +dancing-girls brought up by troops round about the temples, whose calling +is to dance, and wear jewels, and look beautiful; I believe they are +quite respected in--in Pagoda-land. They perform before the priests in +the pagodas; and the Brahmins and the Indian princes marry them. Can we +cry out against these poor creatures, or against the custom of their +country? It seems to me that young women in our world are bred up in a +way not very different. What they do they scarcely know to be wrong. They +are educated for the world, and taught to display: their mothers will +give them to the richest suitor, as they themselves were given before. +How can these think seriously, Arthur, of souls to be saved, weak hearts +to be kept out of temptation, prayers to be uttered, and a better world +to be held always in view, when the vanities of this one are all their +thought and scheme? Ethel's simple talk made me smile sometimes, do you +know, and her strenuous way of imparting her discoveries. I thought of +the shepherd boy who made a watch, and found on taking it into the town +how very many watches there were, and how much better than his. But the +poor child has had to make hers for herself, such as it is; and, indeed, +is employed now in working on it. She told me very artlessly her little +history, Arthur; it affected me to hear her simple talk, and--and I +blessed God for our mother, my dear, and that my early days had had a +better guide. + +"You know that for a long time it was settled that she was to marry her +cousin, Lord Kew. She was bred to that notion from her earliest youth; +about which she spoke as we all can about our early days. They were +spent, she said, in the nursery and schoolroom for the most part. She was +allowed to come to her mother's dressing-room, and sometimes to see more +of her during the winter at Newcome. She describes her mother as always +the kindest of the kind: but from very early times the daughter must have +felt her own superiority, I think, though she does not speak of it. You +should see her at home now in their dreadful calamity. She seems the only +person of the house who keeps her head. + +"She told very nicely and modestly how it was Lord Kew who parted from +her, not she who had dismissed him, as you know the Newcomes used to say. +I have heard that--oh--that man Sir Barnes say so myself. She says humbly +that her cousin Kew was a great deal too good for her; and so is every +one almost, she adds, poor thing!" + +"Poor every one! Did you ask about him, Laura?" said Mr. Pendennis. + +"No; I did not venture. She looked at me out of her downright eyes, and +went on with her little tale. 'I was scarcely more than a child then,' +she continued, 'and though I liked Kew very much--who would not like such +a generous honest creature? I felt somehow that I was taller than my +cousin, and as if I ought not to marry him, or should make him unhappy if +I did. When poor papa used to talk, we children remarked that mamma +hardly listened to him; and so we did not respect him as we should, and +Barnes was especially scoffing and odious with him. Why, when he was a +boy, he used to sneer at papa openly before us younger ones. Now Harriet +admires everything that Kew says, and that makes her a great deal happier +at being with him.' And then," added Mrs. Pendennis, "Ethel said, 'I hope +you respect your husband, Laura: depend on it, you will be happier if you +do.' Was not that a fine discovery of Ethel's, Mr. Pen? + +"'Clara's terror of Barnes frightened me when I stayed in the house,' +Ethel went on. 'I am sure I would not tremble before any man in the world +as she did. I saw early that she used to deceive him, and tell him lies, +Laura. I do not mean lies of words alone, but lies of looks and actions. +Oh! I do not wonder at her flying from him. He was dreadful to be with: +cruel, and selfish, and cold. He was made worse by marrying a woman he +did not love; as she was, by that unfortunate union with him. Suppose he +had found a clever woman who could have controlled him, and amused him, +and whom he and his friends could have admired, instead of poor Clara, +who made his home wearisome, and trembled when he entered it? Suppose she +could have married that unhappy man to whom she was attached early? I was +frightened, Laura, to think how ill this worldly marriage had prospered. + +"'My poor grandmother, whenever I spoke upon such a subject, would break +out into a thousand gibes and sarcasms, and point to many of our friends +who had made love-matches, and were quarrelling now as fiercely as though +they had never loved each other. You remember that dreadful case in +France Duc de ----, who murdered his duchess? That was a love-match, and +I can remember the sort of screech with which Lady Kew used to speak +about it; and of the journal which the poor duchess kept, and in which +she noted down all her husband's ill-behaviour.'" + +"Hush, Laura! Do you remember where we are? If the Princess were to put +down all Florac's culpabilities in an album, what a ledger it would be-- +as big as Dr. Portman's Chrysostom!" But this was parenthetical: and +after a smile, and a little respite, the young woman proceeded in her +narration of her friend's history. + +"'I was willing enough to listen,' Ethel said, 'to grandmamma then: for +we are glad of an excuse to do what we like; and I liked admiration, and +rank, and great wealth, Laura; and Lord Farintosh offered me these. I +liked to surpass my companions, and I saw them so eager in pursuing him! +You cannot think, Laura, what meannesses women in the world will commit-- +mothers and daughters too, in the pursuit of a person of his great rank. +Those Miss Burrs, you should have seen them at the country-houses where +we visited together, and how they followed him; how they would meet him +in the parks and shrubberies; how they liked smoking though I knew it +made them ill; how they were always finding pretexts for getting near +him! Oh, it was odious!'" + +I would not willingly interrupt the narrative, but let the reporter be +allowed here to state that at this point of Miss Newcome's story (which +my wife gave with a very pretty imitation of the girl's manner), we both +burst out laughing so loud that little Madame de Moncontour put her head +into the drawing-room and asked what we was a-laughing at? We did not +tell our hostess that poor Ethel and her grandmother had been accused of +doing the very same thing for which she found fault with the Misses Burr. +Miss Newcome thought herself quite innocent, or how should she have cried +out at the naughty behaviour of other people? + +"'Wherever we went, however,' resumed my wife's young penitent, 'it was +easy to see, I think I may say so without vanity, who was the object of +Lord Farintosh's attention. He followed us everywhere; and we could not +go upon any visit in England or Scotland but he was in the same house. +Grandmamma's whole heart was bent upon that marriage, and when he +proposed for me I do not disown that I was very pleased and vain. + +"'It is in these last months that I have heard about him more, and +learned to know him better--him and myself too, Laura. Some one--some one +you know, and whom I shall always love as a brother--reproached me in +former days for a worldliness about which you talk too sometimes. But it +is not worldly to give yourself up for your family, is it? One cannot +help the rank in which one is born, and surely it is but natural and +proper to marry in it. Not that Lord Farintosh thinks me or any one of +his rank.' (Here Miss Ethel laughed.) 'He is the Sultan, and we, every +unmarried girl in society, is his humblest slave. His Majesty's opinions +upon this subject did not suit me, I can assure you: I have no notion of +such pride! + +"'But I do not disguise from you, dear Laura, that after accepting him, +as I came to know him better, and heard him, and heard of him, and talked +with him daily, and understood Lord Farintosh's character, I looked +forward with more and more doubt to the day when I was to become his +wife. I have not learned to respect him in these months that I have known +him, and during which there has been mourning in our families. I will not +talk to you about him; I have no right, have I?--to hear him speak out +his heart, and tell it to any friend. He said he liked me because I +did not flatter him. Poor Malcolm! they all do. What was my acceptance of +him, Laura, but flattery? Yes, flattery, and servility to rank, and a +desire to possess it. Would I have accepted plain Malcolm Roy? I sent +away a better than him, Laura. + +"'These things have been brooding in my mind for some months past. I must +have been but an ill companion for him, and indeed he bore with my +waywardness much more kindly than I ever thought possible; and when four +days since we came to this sad house, where he was to have joined us, and +I found only dismay and wretchedness, and these poor children deprived of +a mother, whom I pity, God help her, for she has been made so miserable-- +and is now and must be to the end of her days; as I lay awake, thinking +of my own future life, and that I was going to marry, as poor Clara had +married, but for an establishment and a position in life; I, my own +mistress, and not obedient by nature, or a slave to others as that poor +creature was--I thought to myself, why shall I do this? Now Clara has +left us, and is, as it were, dead to us who made her so unhappy, let me +be the mother to her orphans. I love the little girl, and she has always +loved me, and came crying to me that day when we arrived, and put her +dear little arms round my neck, and said, 'You won't go away, will you, +Aunt Ethel?' in her sweet voice. And I will stay with her; and will try +and learn myself that I may teach her; and learn to be good too--better +than I have been. Will praying help me, Laura? I did. I am sure I was +right, and that it is my duty to stay here.'" + +Laura was greatly moved as she told her friend's confession; and when the +next day at church the clergyman read the opening words of the service I +thought a peculiar radiance and happiness beamed from her bright face. + + * * * * * * + +Some subsequent occurrences in the history of this branch of the Newcome +family I am enabled to report from the testimony of the same informant +who has just given us an account of her own feelings and life. Miss Ethel +and my wife were now in daily communication, and "my-dearesting" each +other with that female fervour, which, cold men of the world as we are-- +not only chary of warm expressions of friendship, but averse to +entertaining warm feelings at all--we surely must admire in persons of +the inferior sex, whose loves grow up and reach the skies in a night; who +kiss, embrace, console, call each other by Christian names, in that +sweet, kindly sisterhood of Misfortune and Compassion who are always +entering into partnership here in life. I say the world is full of Miss +Nightingales; and we, sick and wounded in our private Scutaris, have +countless nurse-tenders. I did not see my wife ministering to the +afflicted family at Newcome Park; but I can fancy her there amongst the +women and children, her prudent counsel, her thousand gentle offices, her +apt pity and cheerfulness, the love and truth glowing in her face, and +inspiring her words, movements, demeanour. + +Mrs. Pendennis's husband for his part did not attempt to console Sir +Barnes Newcome Newcome, Baronet. I never professed to have a +halfpennyworth of pity at that gentleman's command. Florac, who owed +Barnes his principality and his present comforts in life, did make some +futile efforts at condolence, but was received by the Baronet with such +fierceness, and evident ill-humour, that he did not care to repeat his +visits, and allowed him to vent his curses and peevishness on his own +immediate dependents. We used to ask Laura on her return to Rosebury from +her charity visits to Newcome about the poor suffering master of the +house. She faltered and stammered in describing him and what she heard of +him; she smiled, I grieve to say, for this unfortunate lady cannot help +having a sense of humour; and we could not help laughing outright +sometimes at the idea of that discomfited wretch, that overbearing +creature overborne in his turn--which laughter Mrs. Laura used to chide +as very naughty and unfeeling. When we went into Newcome the landlord of +the King's Arms looked knowing and quizzical: Tom Potts grinned at me and +rubbed his hands. "This business serves the paper better than Mr. +Warrington's articles," says Mr. Potts. "We have sold no end of +Independents; and if you polled the whole borough, I bet that five to one +would say Sir Screwcome Screwcome was served right. By the way, what's up +about the Marquis of Farintosh, Mr. Pendennis? He arrived at the Arms +last night; went over to the Park this morning, and is gone back to town +by the afternoon train." + +What had happened between the Marquis of Farintosh and Miss Newcome I am +enabled to know from the report of Miss Newcome's confidante. On the +receipt of that letter of conge which has been mentioned in a former +chapter, his lordship must have been very much excited, for he left town +straightway by that evening's mail, and on the next morning, after a few +hours of rest at his inn, was at Newcome lodge-gate demanding to see the +Baronet. + +On that morning it chanced that Sir Barnes had left home with Mr Speer, +his legal adviser; and hereupon the Marquis asked to see Miss Newcome; +nor could the lodge-keeper venture to exclude so distinguished a person +from the Park. His lordship drove up to the house, and his name was taken +to Miss Ethel. She turned very pale when she heard it; and my wife +divined at once who was her visitor. Lady Anne had not left her room as +yet. Laura Pendennis remained in command of the little conclave of +children, with whom the two ladies were sitting when Lord Farintosh +arrived. Little Clara wanted to go with her aunt as she rose to leave the +room--the child could scarcely be got to part from her now. + +At the end of an hour the carriage was seen driving away, and Ethel +returned looking as pale as before, and red about the eyes. Miss Clara's +mutton-chop for dinner coming in at the same time, the child was not so +presently eager for her aunt's company. Aunt Ethel cut up the mutton-chop +very neatly, and then, having seen the child comfortably seated at her +meal, went with her friend into a neighbouring apartment (of course, with +some pretext of showing Laura a picture, or a piece of china, or a new +child's frock, or with some other hypocritical pretence by which the +ingenuous female attendants pretended to be utterly blinded), and there, +I have no doubt, before beginning her story, dearest Laura embraced +dearest Ethel, and vice versa. + +"He is gone!" at length gasps dearest Ethel. + +"Pour toujours? poor young man!" sighs dearest Laura. "Was he very +unhappy, Ethel?" + +"He was more angry," Ethel answers. "He had a right to be hurt, but not +to speak as he did. He lost his temper quite at last, and broke out in +the most frantic reproaches. He forgot all respect and even gentlemanlike +behaviour. Do you know he used words--words such as Barnes uses sometimes +when he is angry! and dared this language to me! I was sorry till then, +very sorry, and very much moved; but I know more than ever, now, that I +was right in refusing Lord Farintosh." + +Dearest Laura now pressed for an account of all that had happened, which +may be briefly told as follows. Feeling very deeply upon the subject +which brought him to Miss Newcome, it was no wonder that Lord Farintosh +spoke at first in a way which moved her. He said he thought her letter to +his mother was very rightly written under the circumstances, and thanked +her for her generosity in offering to release him from his engagement. +But the affair--the painful circumstance of Highgate, and that--which had +happened in the Newcome family, was no fault of Miss Newcome's, and Lord +Farintosh could not think of holding her accountable. His friends had +long urged him to marry, and it was by his mother's own wish that the +engagement was formed, which he was determined to maintain. In his course +through the world (of which he was getting very tired), he had never seen +a woman, a lady who was so--you understand, Ethel--whom he admired so +much, who was likely to make so good a wife for him as you are. "You +allude," he continued, "to differences we have had--and we have had them +--but many of them, I own, have been from my fault. I have been bred up +in a way different to most young men. I cannot help it if I have had +temptations to which other men are not exposed; and have been placed by-- +by Providence--in a high rank of life; I am sure if you share it with me +you will adorn it, and be in every way worthy of it, and make me much +better than I have been. If you knew what a night of agony I passed after +my mother read that letter to me--I know you'd pity me, Ethel,--I know +you would. The idea of losing you makes me wild. My mother was dreadfully +alarmed when she saw the state I was in; so was the doctor--I assure you +he was. And I had no rest at all, and no peace of mind, until I +determined to come down to you; and say that I adored you, and you only; +and that I would hold to my engagement in spite of everything--and prove +to you that--that no man in the world could love you more sincerely than +I do." Here the young gentleman was so overcome that he paused in his +speech, and gave way to an emotion, for which, surely no man who has been +in the same condition with Lord Farintosh will blame him. + +Miss Newcome was also much touched by this exhibition of natural feeling; +and, I dare say, it was at this time that her eyes showed the first +symptoms of that malady of which the traces were visible an hour after. + +"You are very generous and kind to me, Lord Farintosh," she said. "Your +constancy honours me very much, and proves how good and loyal you are; +but--but do not think hardly of me for saying that the more I have +thought of what has happened here,--of the wretched consequences of +interested marriages; the long union growing each day so miserable, that +at last it becomes intolerable and is burst asunder, as in poor Clara's +case;--the more I am resolved not to commit that first fatal step of +entering into a marriage without--without the degree of affection which +people who take that vow ought to feel for one another." + +"Affection! Can you doubt it? Gracious heavens, I adore you! Isn't my +being here a proof that I do?" cries the young lady's lover. + +"But I?" answered the girl. "I have asked my own heart that question +before now. I have thought to myself,--If he comes after all,--if his +affection for me survives this disgrace of our family, as it has, and +every one of us should be thankful to you--ought I not to show at least +gratitude for so much kindness and honour, and devote myself to one who +makes such sacrifices for me? But, before all things I owe you the truth, +Lord Farintosh. I never could make you happy; I know I could not: nor +obey you as you are accustomed to be obeyed; nor give you such a devotion +as you have a right to expect from your wife. I thought I might once. I +can't now! I know that I took you because you were rich, and had a great +name; not because you were honest, and attached to me as you show +yourself to be. I ask your pardon for the deceit I practised on you.-- +Look at Clara, poor child, and her misery! My pride, I know, would never +have let me fall as far as she has done; but oh! I am humiliated to think +that I could have been made to say I would take the first step in that +awful career." + +"What career, in God's name?" cries the astonished suitor. "Humiliated, +Ethel? Who's going to humiliate you? I suppose there is no woman in +England who need be humiliated by becoming my wife. I should like to see +the one that I can't pretend to--or to royal blood if I like: it's not +better than mine. Humiliated, indeed! That is news. Ha! ha! You don't +suppose that your pedigree, which I know all about, and the Newcome +family, with your barber-surgeon to Edward the Confessor, are equal +to----" + +"To yours? No. It is not very long that I have learned to disbelieve in +that story altogether. I fancy it was an odd whim of my poor father's, +and that our family were quite poor people. + +"I knew it," said Lord Farintosh. "Do you suppose there was not plenty of +women to tell it me?" + +"It was not because we were poor that I am ashamed," Ethel went on. That +cannot be our fault, though some of us seem think it is, as they hide the +truth so. One of my uncles used to tell me that my grandfather's father +was a labourer in Newcome: but I was a child then, and liked to believe +the prettiest story best." + +"As if it matters!" cries Lord Farintosh. + +"As if it matters in your wife? n'est-ce pas? I never thought that it +would. I should have told you, as it was my duty to tell you all. It was +not my ancestors you cared for; and it is you yourself that your wife +must swear before heaven to love." + +"Of course it's me," answers the young man, not quite understanding the +train of ideas in his companion's mind. "And I've given up everything-- +everything--and have broken off with my old habits and--and things, you +know--and intend to lead a regular life--and will never go to +Tattersall's again; nor bet a shilling; nor touch another cigar if you +like--that is, if you don't like; for I love you so, Ethel--I do, with +all my heart I do!" + +"You are very generous and kind, Lord Farintosh," Ethel said. "It is +myself, not you, I doubt. Oh, I am humiliated to make such a confession!" + +"How humiliated?" Ethel withdrew the hand which the young nobleman +endeavoured to seize. + +"If," she continued, "if I found it was your birth, and your name, and +your wealth that I coveted, and had nearly taken, ought I not to feel +humiliated, and ask pardon of you and of God? Oh, what perjuries poor +Clara was made to speak,--and see what has befallen her! We stood by and +heard her without being shocked. We applauded even. And to what shame and +misery we brought her! Why did her parents and mine consign her to such +ruin! She might have lived pure and happy but for us. With her example +before me--not her flight, poor child--I am not afraid of that happening +to me--but her long solitude, the misery of her wasted years,--my +brother's own wretchedness and faults aggravated a hundredfold by his +unhappy union with her--I must pause while it is yet time, and recall a +promise which I know I should make you unhappy if I fulfilled. I ask your +pardon that I deceived you, Lord Farintosh, and feel ashamed for myself +that I could have consented to do so." + +"Do you mean," cried the young Marquis, "that after my conduct to you-- +after my loving you, so that even this--this disgrace in your family +don't prevent my going on--after my mother has been down on her knees to +me to break off, and I wouldn't--no, I wouldn't--after all White's +sneering at me and laughing at me, and all my friends, friends of my +family, who would go to--go anywhere for me, advising me, and saying, +'Farintosh, what a fool you are! break off this match,'--and I wouldn't +back out, because I loved you so, by Heaven, and because, as a man and a +gentleman, when I give my word I keep it--do you mean that you throw me +over? It's a shame--it's a shame!" And again there were tears of rage and +anguish in Farintosh's eyes. + +"What I did was a shame, my lord," Ethel said, humbly; "and again I ask +your pardon for it. What I do now is only to tell you the truth, and to +grieve with all my soul for the falsehood--yes the falsehood--which I +told you, and which has given your kind heart such cruel pain." + +"Yes, it was a falsehood!" the poor lad cried out. "You follow a fellow, +and you make a fool of him, and you make him frantic in love with you, +and then you fling him over! I wonder you can look me in the face after +such an infernal treason. You've done it to twenty fellows before, I know +you have. Everybody said so, and warned me. You draw them on, and get +them to be in love, and then you fling them away. Am I to go back to +London and be made the laughing-stock of the whole town--I, who might +marry any woman in Europe, and who am at the head of the nobility of +England?" + +"Upon my word, if you will believe me after deceiving you once," Ethel +interposed, still very humbly, "I will never say that it was I who +withdrew from you, and that it was not you who refused me. What has +happened here fully authorises you. Let the rupture of the engagement +come from you, my lord. Indeed, indeed, I would spare you all the pain I +can. I have done you wrong enough already, Lord Farintosh." + +And now the Marquis burst forth with tears and imprecations, wild cries +of anger, love, and disappointment, so fierce and incoherent that the +lady to whom they were addressed did not repeat them to her confidante. +Only she generously charged Laura to remember, if ever she heard the +matter talked of in the world, that it was Lord Farintosh's family which +broke off the marriage; but that his lordship had acted most kindly and +generously throughout the whole affair. + +He went back to London in such a state of fury, and raved so wildly +amongst his friends against the whole Newcome family, that many men knew +what the case really was. But all women averred that that intriguing +worldly Ethel Newcome, the apt pupil of her wicked old grandmother, had +met with a deserved rebuff; that, after doing everything in her power to +catch the great parti, Lord Farintosh, who had long been tired of her, +flung her over, not liking the connexion; and that she was living out of +the world now at Newcome, under the pretence of taking care of that +unfortunate Lady Clara's children, but really because she was pining away +for Lord Farintosh, who, as we all know, married six months afterwards. + + + + +CHAPTER LX + +In which we write to the Colonel + + +Deeming that her brother Barnes had cares enough of his own presently at +hand, Ethel did not think fit to confide to him the particulars of her +interview with Lord Farintosh; nor even was poor Lady Anne informed that +she had lost a noble son-in-law. The news would come to both of them soon +enough, Ethel thought; and indeed, before many hours were over, it +reached Sir Barnes Newcome in a very abrupt and unpleasant way. He had +dismal occasion now to see his lawyers every day; and on the day after +Lord Farintosh's abrupt visit and departure, Sir Barnes, going into +Newcome upon his own unfortunate affairs, was told by his attorney, Mr. +Speers, how the Marquis of Farintosh had slept for a few hours at the +King's Arms, and returned to town the same evening by the train. We may +add, that his lordship had occupied the very room in which Lord Highgate +had previously slept; and Mr. Taplow recommends the bed accordingly, and +shows pride it with to this very day. + +Much disturbed by this intelligence, Sir Barnes was making his way to his +cheerless home in the evening, when near his own gate he overtook another +messenger. This was the railway porter, who daily brought telegraphic +messages from his uncle and the London bank. The message of that day +was,--"Consols, so-and-so. French Rentes, so much. Highgate's and +Farintosh's accounts withdrawn." The wretched keeper of the lodge owned, +with trembling, in reply to the curses and queries of his employer, that +a gentleman, calling himself the Marquis of Farintosh, had gone up to the +house the day before, and come away an hour afterwards,--did not like to +speak to Sir Barnes when he came home, Sir Barnes looked so bad like. + +Now, of course, there could be no concealment from her brother, and Ethel +and Barnes had a conversation, in which the latter expressed himself with +that freedom of language which characterised the head of the house of +Newcome. Madame de Moncontour's pony-chaise was in waiting at the hall +door, when the owner of the house entered it; and my wife was just taking +leave of Ethel and her little people when Sir Barnes Newcome entered the +lady's sitting-room. + +The livid scowl with which Barnes greeted my wife surprised that lady, +though it did not induce her to prolong her visit to her friend. As Laura +took leave, she heard Sir Barnes screaming to the nurses to "take those +little beggars away," and she rightly conjectured that some more +unpleasantries had occurred to disturb this luckless gentleman's temper. + +On the morrow, dearest Ethel's usual courier, one of the boys from the +lodge, trotted over on his donkey to dearest Laura at Rosebury, with one +of those missives which were daily passing between the ladies. This +letter said:-- + + +"Barnes m'a fait une scene terrible hier. I was obliged to tell him +everything about Lord F., and to use the plainest language. At first, he +forbade you the house. He thinks that you have been the cause of F.'s +dismissal, and charged me, most unjustly, with a desire to bring back +poor C. N. I replied as became me, and told him fairly I would leave the +house if odious insulting charges were made against me, if my friends +were not received. He stormed, he cried, he employed his usual language, +--he was in a dreadful state. He relented and asked pardon. He goes to +town to-night by the mail-train. Of course you come as usual, dear, dear +Laura. I am miserable without you; and you know I cannot leave poor +mamma. Clarykin sends a thousand kisses to little Arty; and I am his +mother's always affectionate--E. N. + +"Will the gentlemen like to shoot our pheasants? Please ask the Prince to +let Warren know when. I sent a brace to poor dear old Mrs. Mason, and had +such a nice letter from her!" + + +"And who is poor dear Mrs. Mason" asks Mr. Pendennis, as yet but +imperfectly acquainted with the history of the Newcomes. + +And Laura told me--perhaps I had heard before, and forgotten--that Mrs. +Mason was an old nurse and pensioner of the Colonel's, and how he had +been to see her for the sake of old times; and how she was a great +favourite with Ethel; and Laura kissed her little son, and was +exceedingly bright, cheerful, and hilarious that evening, in spite of the +affliction under which her dear friends at Newcome were labouring. + +People in country-houses should be exceedingly careful about their +blotting-paper. They should bring their own portfolios with them. If any +kind readers will bear this simple little hint in mind, how much mischief +may they save themselves,--nay, enjoy possibly, by looking at the pages +of the next portfolio in the next friend's bedroom in which they sleep. +From such a book I once cut out, in Charles Slyboots' well-known and +perfectly clear handwriting, the words, "Miss Emily Hartington, James +Street, Backingham Gate, London," and produced as legibly on the +blotting-paper as on the envelope which the postman delivered. After +showing the paper round to the company, I enclosed it in a note and sent +it to Mr. Slyboots, who married Miss Hartington three months afterwards. +In such a book at the club I read, as plainly as you may read this page, +a holograph page of the Right Honourable the Earl of Bareacres, which +informed the whole club of a painful and private circumstance, and said, +"My dear Green,--I am truly sorry that I shall not be able to take up the +bill for eight hundred and fifty-six pounds, which becomes due next +Tu----" and upon such a book, going to write a note in Madame de +Moncontour's drawing-room at Rosebury, what should I find but proofs that +my own wife was engaged in a clandestine correspondence with a gentleman +residing abroad! + +"Colonel Newcome, C.B., Montagne de la Cour, Brussels," I read, in this +young woman's handwriting; and asked, turning round upon Laura, who +entered the room just as I discovered her guilt: "What have you been +writing to Colonel Newcome about, miss?" + +"I wanted him to get me some lace," she said. + +"To lace some nightcaps for me, didn't you, my dear? He is such a fine +judge of lace! If I had known you had been writing, I would have asked +you to send him a message. I want something from Brussels. Is the letter +--ahem--gone?" (In this artful way, you see, I just hinted that I should +like to see letter.). + +"The letter is--ahem--gone," says Laura. "What do you want from Brussels, +Pen?" + +"I want some Brussels sprouts, my love--they are so fine in their native +country." + +"Shall I write to him to send the letter back?" palpitates poor little +Laura; for she thought her husband was offended, by using the ironic +method. + +"No, you dear little woman! You need not send for letter the back: and +you need not tell me what was in it: and I will bet you a hundred yards +of lace to a cotton nightcap--and you know whether I, madam, am a man a +bonnet-de-coton--I will let you that I know what you have been writing +about, under pretence of a message about lace, to our Colonel." + +"He promised to send it me. He really did. Lady Rockminster gave me +twenty pounds----" gasps Laura. + +"Under pretence of lace, you have been sending over a love-message. You +want to see whether Clive is still of his old mind. You think the coast +is now clear, and that dearest Ethel may like him. You think Mrs. Mason +is growing very old and infirm, and the sight of her dear boy would----" + +"Pen! Pen! did you open my letter?" cries Laura; and a laugh which could +afford to be good-humoured (followed by yet another expression of the +lips) ended this colloquy. No; Mr Pendennis did not see the letter--but +he knew the writer;--flattered himself that he knew women in general. + +"Where did you get your experience of them, sir?" asks Mrs. Laura. +Question answered in the same manner as the previous demand. + +"Well, my dear; and why should not the poor boy be made happy?" Laura +continues, standing very close up to her husband. "It is evident to me +that Ethel is fond of him. I would rather see her married to a good young +man whom she loves, than the mistress of a thousand palaces and coronets. +Suppose--suppose you had married Miss Amory, sir, what a wretched worldly +creature you would have been by this time; whereas now----" + +"Now that I am the humble slave of a good woman there is some chance for +me," cries this model of husbands. "And all good women are match-makers, +as we know very well; and you have had this match in your heart ever +since you saw the two young people together. Now; madam, since I did not +see your letter to the Colonel--though I have guessed part of it--tell +me, what have you said in it? Have you by any chance told the Colonel +that the Farintosh alliance was broken off?" + +Laura owned that she had hinted as much. + +"You have not ventured to say that Ethel is well inclined to Clive?" + +"Oh, no--oh dear, no!" But after much cross-examining and a little +blushing on Laura's part, she is brought to confess that she has asked +the Colonel whether he will not come and see Mrs. Mason, who is pining to +see him, and is growing very old. And I find out that she has been to see +this Mrs. Mason; that she and Miss Newcome visited the old lady the day +before yesterday; and Laura thought from the manner in which Ethel looked +at Clive's picture, hanging up in the parlour of his father's old friend, +that she really was very much, etc. etc. So, the letter being gone, Mrs. +Pendennis is most eager about the answer to it, and day after day +examines the bag, and is provoked that it brings no letter bearing the +Brussels post-mark. + +Madame de Moncontour seems perfectly well to know what Mrs. Laura has +been doing and is hoping. "What, no letters again to-day? Ain't it +provoking?" she cries. She is in the conspiracy too; and presently Florac +is one of the initiated. "These women wish to bacler a marriage between +the belle miss and le petit Claive," Florac announces to me. He pays the +highest compliments to Miss Newcome's person, as he speaks regarding the +marriage. "I continue to adore your Anglaises," he is pleased to say. +"What of freshness, what of beauty, what roses! And then they are so +adorably good! Go, Pendennis, thou art a happy coquin!" Mr. Pendennis +does not say No. He has won the twenty-thousand-pound prize; and we know +there are worse blanks in that lottery. + + + + +CHAPTER LXI + +In which we are introduced to a New Newcome + + +No answer came to Mrs. Pendennis's letter to Colonel Newcome at Brussels, +for the Colonel was absent from that city, and at the time when Laura +wrote was actually in London, whither affairs of his own had called him. +A note from George Warrington acquainted me with this circumstance; he +mentioned that he and the Colonel had dined together at Bays's on the day +previous, and that the Colonel seemed to be in the highest spirits. High +spirits about what? This news put Laura in a sad perplexity. Should she +write and tell him to get his letters from Brussels? She would in five +minutes have found some other pretext for writing to Colonel Newcome, had +not her husband sternly cautioned the young woman to leave the matter +alone. + +The more readily perhaps because he had quarrelled with his nephew Sir +Barnes, Thomas Newcome went to visit his brother Hobson and his +sister-in-law; bent on showing that there was no division between him and +this branch of his family. And you may suppose that the admirable woman +just named had a fine occasion for her virtuous conversational powers in +discoursing upon the painful event which had just happened to Sir Barnes. +When we fail, how our friends cry out for us! Mrs. Hobson's homilies must +have been awful. How that outraged virtue must have groaned and lamented, +gathered its children about its knees, wept over them and washed them; +gone into sackcloth and ashes and tied up the knocker; confabulated with +its spiritual adviser; uttered commonplaces to its husband; and bored the +whole house! The punishment of worldliness and vanity, the evil of +marrying out of one's station, how these points must have been explained +and enlarged on! Surely the Peerage was taken off the drawing-room table +and removed to papa's study, where it could not open, as it used +naturally once, to Highgate, Baron, or Farintosh, Marquis of, being shut +behind wires and closely jammed in on an upper shelf between Blackstone's +Commentaries and the Farmer's Magazine! The breaking of the engagement +with the Marquis of Farintosh was known in Bryanstone Square; and you may +be sure interpreted by Mrs. Hobson in the light the most disadvantageous +to Ethel Newcome. A young nobleman--with grief and pain Ethel's aunt must +own the fact--a young man of notoriously dissipated habits but of great +wealth and rank, had been pursued by the unhappy Lady Kew--Mrs. Hobson +would not say by her niece, that were too dreadful--had been pursued, and +followed, and hunted down in the most notorious manner, and finally made +to propose! Let Ethel's conduct and punishment be a warning to my dearest +girls, and let them bless Heaven they have parents who are not worldly! +After all the trouble and pains, Mrs. Hobson did not say disgrace, the +Marquis takes the very first pretext to break off the match, and leaves +the unfortunate girl for ever! + +And now we have to tell of the hardest blow which fell upon poor Ethel, +and this was that her good uncle Thomas Newcome believed the charges +against her. He was willing enough to listen now to anything which was +said against that branch of the family. With such a traitor, +double-dealer, dastard as Barnes at its head, what could the rest of the +race be? When the Colonel offered to endow Ethel and Clive with every +shilling he had in the world, had not Barnes, the arch-traitor, +temporised and told him falsehoods, and hesitated about throwing him off +until the Marquis had declared himself? Yes. The girl he and poor Clive +loved so was ruined by her artful relatives, was unworthy of his +affection and his boy's, was to be banished, like her worthless brother, +out of his regard for ever. And the man she had chosen in preference to +his Clive!--a roue, a libertine, whose extravagances and dissipations +were the talk of every club, who had no wit, nor talents, not even +constancy (for had he not taken the first opportunity to throw her off?) +to recommend him--only a great title and a fortune wherewith to bribe +her! For shame, for shame! Her engagement to this man was a blot upon +her--the rupture only a just punishment and humiliation. Poor unhappy +girl! let her take care of her wretched brother's abandoned children, +give up the world, and amend her life. + +This was the sentence Thomas Newcome delivered: a righteous and +tender-hearted man, as we know, but judging in this case wrongly, and +bearing much too hardly, as we who know her betters must think, upon one +who had her faults certainly, but whose errors were not all of her own +making. Who set her on the path she walked in? It was her parents' hands +which led her, and her parents' voices which commanded her to accept the +temptation set before her. What did she know of the character of the man +selected to be her husband? Those who should have known better brought +him to her, and vouched for him. Noble, unhappy young creature! are you +the first of your sisterhood who has been bidden to traffic your beauty, +to crush and slay your honest natural affections, to sell your truth and +your life for rank and title? But the Judge who sees not the outward acts +merely, but their causes, and views not the wrong alone, but the +temptations, struggles, ignorance of erring creatures, we know has a +different code to ours--to ours, who fall upon the fallen, who fawn upon +the prosperous so, who administer our praises and punishments so +prematurely, who now strike so hard, and, anon, spare so shamelessly. + +Our stay with our hospitable friends at Rosebury was perforce coming to a +close, for indeed weeks after weeks had passed since we had been under +their pleasant roof; and in spite of dearest Ethel's remonstrances it was +clear that dearest Laura must take her farewell. In these last days, +besides the visits which daily took place between one and other, the +young messenger was put in ceaseless requisition, and his donkey must +have been worn off his little legs with trotting to and fro between the +two houses, Laura was quite anxious and hurt at not hearing from the +Colonel; it was a shame that he did not have over his letters from +Belgium and answer that one which she had honoured him by writing. By +some information, received who knows how? our host was aware of the +intrigue which Mrs. Pendennis was carrying on; and his little wife almost +as much interested in it as my own. She whispered to me in her kind way +that she would give a guinea, that she would, to see a certain couple +made happy together; that they were born for one another, that they were; +she was for having me go off to fetch Clive: but who was I to act as +Hymen's messenger, or to interpose in such delicate family affairs? + +All this while Sir Barnes Newcome, Bart., remained absent in London, +attending to his banking duties there, and pursuing the dismal inquiries +which ended, in the ensuing Michaelmas term, in the famous suit of +Newcome v. Lord Highgate. Ethel, pursuing the plan which she had laid +down for herself from the first, took entire charge of his children and +house: Lady Anne returned to her own family: never indeed having been of +much use in her son's dismal household. My wife talked to me of course +about her pursuits and amusements at Newcome, in the ancestral hall which +we have mentioned. The children played and ate their dinner (mine often +partook of his infantine mutton, in company with little Clara and the +poor young heir of Newcome) in the room which had been called my lady's +own, and in which her husband had locked her, forgetting that the +conservatories were open, through which the hapless woman had fled. Next +to this was the baronial library, a side of which was fitted with the +gloomy books from Clapham, which old Mrs. Newcome had amassed; rows of +tracts, and missionary magazines, and dingy quarto volumes of worldly +travel and history which that lady had admitted into her collection. + +Almost on the last day of our stay at Rosebury, the two young ladies +bethought them of paying a visit to the neighbouring town of Newcome, to +that old Mrs. Mason who has been mentioned in a foregoing page in some +yet earlier chapter of our history. She was very old now, very faithful +to the recollections of her own early time, and oblivious of yesterday. +Thanks to Colonel Newcome's bounty, she had lived in comfort for many a +long year past; and he was as much her boy now as in those early days of +which we have given but an outline. There were Clive's pictures of +himself and his father over her little mantelpiece, near which she sat in +comfort and warmth by the winter fire which his bounty supplied. + +Mrs. Mason remembered Miss Newcome, prompted thereto by the hints of her +little maid, who was much younger, and had a more faithful memory than +her mistress. Why, Sarah Mason would have forgotten the pheasants whose +very tails decorated the chimney-glass, had not Keziah, the maid, +reminded her that the young lady was the donor. Then she recollected her +benefactor, and asked after her father, the Baronet; and wondered, for +her part, why her boy, the Colonel, was not made baronet, and why his +brother had the property? Her father was a very good man; though Mrs. +Mason had heard he was not much liked in those parts. "Dead and gone, was +he, poor man?" (This came in reply to a hint from Keziah, the attendant, +bawled in the old lady's ears, who was very deaf.) "Well, well, we must +all go; and if we were all good, like the Colonel, what was the use of +staying? I hope his wife will be good. I am sure such a good man deserves +one," added Mrs. Mason. + +The ladies thought the old woman doting, led thereto by the remark of +Keziah, the maid, that Mrs. Mason have a lost her memory. And she asked +who the other bonny lady was, and Ethel told her that Mrs. Pendennis was +a friend of the Colonel's and Clive's. + +"Oh, Clive's friend! Well, she was a pretty lady, and he was a dear +pretty boy. He drew those pictures; and he took off me in my cap, with my +old cat and all--my poor old cat that's buried this ever so long ago." + +"She has had a letter from the Colonel, miss," cries out Keziah. "Haven't +you had a letter from the Colonel, mum? It came only yesterday." And +Keziah takes out the letter and shows it to the ladies. They read as +follows:-- + + +"London, Feb. 12, 184-. + +"My Dear Old Mason--I have just heard from a friend of mine who has been +staying in your neighbourhood, that you are well and happy, and that you +have been making inquiries after your young scapegrace, Tom Newcome, who +is well and happy too, and who proposes to be happier still before any +very long time is over. + +"The letter which was written to me about you was sent to me in Belgium, +at Brussels, where I have been living--a town near the place where the +famous Battle of Waterloo was fought; and as I had run away from Waterloo +it followed me to England. + +"I cannot come to Newcome just now to shake my dear old friend and nurse +by the hand. I have business in London; and there are those of my name +living in Newcome who would not be very happy to see me and mine. + +"But I promise you a visit before very long, and Clive will come with me; +and when we come I shall introduce a new friend to you, a very pretty +little daughter-in-law, whom you must promise to love very much. She is a +Scotch lassie, niece of my oldest friend, James Binnie, Esquire, of the +Bengal Civil Service, who will give her a pretty bit of siller, and her +present name is Miss Rosa Mackenzie. + +"We shall send you a wedding cake soon, and a new gown for Keziah (to +whom remember me), and when I am gone, my grandchildren after me will +hear what a dear friend you were to your affectionate Thomas Newcome." + + +Keziah must have thought that there was something between Clive and my +wife, for when Laura had read the letter she laid it down on the table, +and sitting down by it, and hiding her face in her hands, burst into +tears. + +Ethel looked steadily at the two pictures of Clive and his father. Then +she put her hand on her friend's shoulder. "Come, my dear," she said, "it +is growing late, and I must go back to my children." And she saluted Mrs. +Mason and her maid in a very stately manner, and left them, leading my +wife away, who was still exceedingly overcome. + +We could not stay long at Rosebury after that. When Madame de Moncontour +heard the news, the good lady cried too. Mrs. Pendennis's emotion was +renewed as we passed the gates of Newcome Park on our way to the +railroad. + + + + +CHAPTER LXII + +Mr. and Mrs. Clive Newcome + + +The friendship between Ethel and Laura, which the last narrated +sentimental occurrences had so much increased, subsists very little +impaired up to the present day. A lady with many domestic interests and +increasing family, etc. etc., cannot be supposed to cultivate female +intimacies out of doors with that ardour and eagerness which young +spinsters exhibit in their intercourse; but Laura, whose kind heart first +led her to sympathise with her young friend in the latter's days of +distress and misfortune, has professed ever since a growing esteem for +Ethel Newcome, and says, that the trials and perhaps grief which the +young lady now had to undergo have brought out the noblest qualities of +her disposition. She is a very different person from the giddy and +worldly girl who compelled our admiration of late in the days of her +triumphant youthful beauty, of her wayward generous humour, of her +frivolities and her flirtations. + +Did Ethel shed tears in secret over the marriage which had caused Laura's +gentle eyes to overflow? We might divine the girl's grief, but we +respected it. The subject was never mentioned by the ladies between +themselves, and even in her most intimate communications with her husband +that gentleman is bound to say his wife maintained a tender reserve upon +the point, nor cared to speculate upon a subject which her friend held +sacred. I could not for my part but acquiesce in this reticence; and, if +Ethel felt regret and remorse, admire the dignity of her silence, and the +sweet composure of her now changed and saddened demeanour. + +The interchange of letters between the two friends was constant, and in +these the younger lady described at length the duties, occupations, and +pleasures of her new life. She had quite broken with the world, and +devoted herself entirely to the nurture and education of her brother's +orphan children. She educated herself in order to teach them. Her letters +contain droll yet touching confessions of her own ignorance and her +determination to overcome it. There was no lack of masters of all kinds +in Newcome. She set herself to work like a schoolgirl. The little piano +in the room near the conservatory was thumped by Aunt Ethel until it +became quite obedient to her, and yielded the sweetest music under her +fingers. When she came to pay us a visit at Fairoaks some two years +afterwards she played for our dancing children (our third is named Ethel, +our second Helen, after one still more dear), and we were in admiration +of her skill. There must have been the labour of many lonely nights when +her little charges were at rest, and she and her sad thoughts sat up +together, before she overcame the difficulties of the instrument so as to +be able to soothe herself and to charm and delight her children. + +When the divorce was pronounced, which came in due form, though we know +that Lady Highgate was not much happier than the luckless Lady Clara +Newcome had been, Ethel's dread was lest Sir Barnes should marry again, +and by introducing a new mistress into his house should deprive her of +the care of her children. + +Miss Newcome judged her brother rightly in that he would try to marry, +but a noble young lady to whom he offered himself rejected him, to his +surprise and indignation, for a beggarly clergyman with a small living, +on which she elected to starve; and the wealthy daughter of a +neighbouring manufacturer whom he next proposed to honour with his +gracious hand, fled from him with horror to the arms of her father, +wondering how such a man as that should ever dare to propose marriage to +an honest girl. Sir Barnes Newcome was much surprised at this outbreak of +anger; he thought himself a very ill-used and unfortunate man, a victim +of most cruel persecutions, which we may be sure did not improve his +temper or tend to the happiness of his circle at home. Peevishness, and +selfish rage, quarrels with servants and governesses, and other domestic +disquiet, Ethel had of course to bear from her brother, but not actual +personal ill-usage. The fiery temper of former days was subdued in her, +but the haughty resolution remained, which was more than a match for her +brother's cowardly tyranny: besides, she was the mistress of sixty +thousand pounds, and by many wily hints and piteous appeals to his sister +Sir Barnes sought to secure this desirable sum of money for his poor dear +unfortunate children. + +He professed to think that she was ruining herself for her younger +brothers, whose expenses the young lady was defraying, this one at +college, that in the army, and whose maintenance he thought might be +amply defrayed out of their own little fortunes and his mother's +jointure: and, by ingeniously proving that a vast number of his household +expenses were personal to Miss Newcome and would never have been incurred +but for her residence in his house, he subtracted for his own benefit no +inconsiderable portion of her income. Thus the carriage-horses were hers, +for what need had he, a miserable bachelor, of anything more than a +riding-horse and a brougham? A certain number of the domestics were hers, +and as he could get no scoundrel of his own to stay with him, he took +Miss Newcome's servants. He would have had her pay the coals which burned +in his grate, and the taxes due to our sovereign lady the Queen; but in +truth, at the end of the year, with her domestic bounties and her +charities round about Newcome, which daily increased as she became +acquainted with her indigent neighbours, Miss Ethel, the heiress, was as +poor as many poorer persons. + +Her charities increased daily with her means of knowing the people round +about her. She gave much time to them and thought; visited from house to +house, without ostentation; was awestricken by that spectacle of the +poverty which we have with us always, of which the sight rebukes our +selfish griefs into silence, the thought compels us to charity, humility, +and devotion. The priests of our various creeds, who elsewhere are doing +battle together continually, lay down their arms in its presence and +kneel before it; subjugated by that overpowering master. Death, never +dying out; hunger always crying; and children born to it day after day,-- +our young London lady, flying from the splendours and follies in which +her life had been past, found herself in the presence of these; threading +darkling alleys which swarmed with wretched life; sitting by naked beds, +whither by God's blessing she was sometimes enabled to carry a little +comfort and consolation; or whence she came heart-stricken by the +overpowering misery, or touched by the patient resignation of the new +friends to whom fate had directed her. And here she met the priest upon +his shrift, the homely missionary bearing his words of consolation, the +quiet curate pacing his round; and was known to all these, and enabled +now and again to help their people in trouble. "Oh! what good there is in +this woman!" my wife would say to me, as she laid one of Miss Ethel's +letters aside; "who would have thought this was the girl of your glaring +London ballroom? If she has had grief to bear, how it has chastened and +improved her!" + +And now I have to confess that all this time, whilst Ethel Newcome has +been growing in grace with my wife, poor Clive has been lapsing sadly out +of favour. She has no patience with Clive. She drubs her little foot when +his name is mentioned and turns the subject. Whither are all the tears +and pities fled now? Mrs. Laura has transferred all her regard to Ethel, +and when that lady's ex-suitor writes to his old friend, or other news is +had of him, Laura flies out in her usual tirades against the world, the +horrid wicked selfish world, which spoils everybody who comes near it. +What has Clive done, in vain his apologist asks, that an old friend +should be so angry with him? + +She is not angry with him--not she. She only does not care about him. She +wishes him no manner of harm--not the least, only she has lost all +interest in him. And the Colonel too, the poor good old Colonel, was +actually in Mrs. Pendennis' black books, and when he sent her the +Brussels veil which we have heard of, she did not think it was a bargain +at all--not particularly pretty, in fact, rather dear at the money. When +we met Mr. and Mrs. Clive Newcome in London, whither they came a few +months after their marriage, and where Rosey appeared as pretty, happy, +good-humoured a little blushing bride as eyes need behold, Mrs. +Pendennis's reception of her was quite a curiosity of decorum. "I, not +receive her well?" cried Laura. "How on earth would you have me receive +her? I talked to her about everything, and she only answered yes or no. I +showed her the children, and she did not seem to care. Her only +conversation was about millinery and Brussels balls, and about her dress +at the drawing-room. The drawing-room! What business has she with such +follies?" + +The fact is, that the drawing-room was Tom Newcome's affair, not his +son's, who was heartily ashamed of the figure he cut in that astounding +costume, which English private gentlemen are made to sport when they bend +the knee before their gracious Sovereign. + +Warrington roasted poor Clive upon the occasion, and complimented him +with his usual gravity, until the young fellow blushed and his father +somewhat testily signified to our friend that his irony was not +agreeable. "I suppose," says the Colonel, with great hauteur, "that there +is nothing ridiculous in an English gentleman entertaining feelings of +loyalty and testifying his respect to his Queen: and I presume that Her +Majesty knows best, and has a right to order in what dress her subjects +shall appear before her and I don't think it's kind of you, George, I +say, I don't think it's kind of you to quiz my boy for doing his duty to +his Queen and to his father too, sir,--for it was at my request that +Clive went, and we went together, sir--to the levee and then to the +drawing-room afterwards with Rosey, who was presented by the lady of my +old friend, Sir George Tufto, a lady of rank herself, and the wife of as +brave an officer as ever drew a sword." + +Warrington stammered an apology for his levity, but no explanations were +satisfactory, and it was clear George had wounded the feelings of our +dear simple old friend. + +After Clive's marriage, which was performed at Brussels, Uncle James and +the lady, his sister, whom we have sometimes flippantly ventured to call +the Campaigner, went off to perform that journey to Scotland which James +had meditated for ten years past; and, now little Rosey was made happy +for life, to renew acquaintance with little Josey. The Colonel and his +son and daughter-in-law came to London, not to the bachelor quarters, +where we have seen them, but to an hotel, which they occupied until their +new house could be provided for them, a sumptuous mansion in the +Tyburnian district, and one which became people of their station. + +We have been informed already what the Colonel's income was, and have the +gratification of knowing that it was very considerable. The simple +gentleman who would dine off a crust, and wear a coat for ten years, +desired that his children should have the best of everything: ordered +about upholsterers, painters, carriage-makers, in his splendid Indian +way; presented pretty Rosey with brilliant jewels for her introduction at +Court, and was made happy by the sight of the blooming young creature +decked in these magnificences, and admired by all his little circle. The +old boys, the old generals, the old colonels, the old qui-his from the +club, came and paid her their homage; the directors' ladies, and the +generals' ladies, called upon her, and feasted her at vast banquets +served on sumptuous plate. Newcome purchased plate and gave banquets in +return for these hospitalities. Mrs. Clive had a neat close carriage for +evenings, and a splendid barouche to drive in the Park. It was pleasant +to see this equipage at four o'clock of an afternoon, driving up to +Bays's, with Rosey most gorgeously attired reclining within; and to +behold the stately grace of the old gentleman as he stepped out to +welcome his daughter-in-law, and the bow he made before he entered her +carriage. Then they would drive round the Park; round and round and +round; and the old generals, and the old colonels, and old fogies, and +their ladies and daughters, would nod and smile out of their carriages as +they crossed each other upon this charming career of pleasure. + +I confess that a dinner at the Colonel's, now he appeared in all his +magnificence, was awfully slow. No peaches could look fresher than +Rosey's cheeks,--no damask was fairer than her pretty little shoulders. +No one, I am sure, could be happier than she, but she did not impart her +happiness to her friends; and replied chiefly by smiles to the +conversation of the gentlemen at her side. It is true that these were for +the most part elderly dignitaries, distinguished military officers with +blue-black whiskers, retired old Indian judges, and the like, occupied +with their victuals, and generally careless to please. But that solemn +happiness of the Colonel, who shall depict it:--that look of affection +with which he greeted his daughter as she entered, flounced to the waist, +twinkling with innumerable jewels, holding a dainty pocket-handkerchief, +with smiling eyes, dimpled cheeks, and golden ringlets! He would take her +hand, or follow her about from group to group, exchanging precious +observations about the weather, the Park, the exhibition, nay, the opera, +for the old man actually went to the opera with his little girl, and +solemnly snoozed by her side in a white waistcoat. + +Very likely this was the happiest period of Thomas Newcome's life. No +woman (save one perhaps fifty years ago) had ever seemed so fond of him +as that little girl. What pride he had in her, and what care he took of +her! If she was a little ailing, what anxiety and hurrying for doctors! +What droll letters came from James Binnie, and how they laughed over +them: with what respectful attention he acquainted Mrs. Mack with +everything that took place: with what enthusiasm that Campaigner replied! +Josey's husband called a special blessing upon his head in the church at +Musselburgh; and little Jo herself sent a tinful of Scotch bun to her +darling sister, with a request from her husband that he might have a few +shares in the famous Indian Company. + +The Company was in a highly flourishing condition, as you may suppose, +when one of its directors, who at the same time was one of the honestest +men alive, thought it was his duty to live in the splendour in which we +now behold him. Many wealthy City men did homage to him. His brother +Hobson, though the Colonel had quarrelled with the chief of the firm, yet +remained on amiable terms with Thomas Newcome, and shared and returned +his banquets for a while. Charles Honeyman we may be sure was present at +many of them, and smirked a blessing over the plenteous meal. The +Colonel's influence was such with Mr. Sherrick that he pleaded Charles's +cause with that gentleman, and actually brought to a successful +termination that little love-affair in which we have seen Miss Sherrick +and Charles engaged. Mr. Sherrick was not disposed to part with much +money during his lifetime--indeed, he proved to Colonel Newcome that he +was not so rich as the world supposed him. But, by the Colonel's +interest, the chaplaincy of Boggley Wollah was procured for the Rev. C. +Honeyman, who now forms the delight of that flourishing station. + +All this while we have said little about Clive, who in truth was somehow +in the background in this flourishing Newcome group. To please the best +father in the world; the kindest old friend who endowed his niece with +the best part of his savings; to settle that question about marriage and +have an end of it;--Clive Newcome had taken a pretty and fond young girl, +who respected and admired him beyond all men, and who heartily desired to +make him happy. To do as much would not his father have stripped his coat +from his back,--have put his head under Juggernaut's chariot-wheel, have +sacrificed any ease, comfort, or pleasure for the youngster's benefit? +One great passion he had had and closed the account of it: a worldly +ambitious girl--how foolishly worshipped and passionately beloved no +matter--had played with him for years; had flung him away when a +dissolute suitor with a great fortune and title had offered himself. Was +he to whine and despair because a jilt had fooled him? He had too much +pride and courage for any such submission; he would accept the lot in +life which was offered to him, no undesirable one surely; he would fulfil +the wish of his father's heart, and cheer his kind declining years. In +this way the marriage was brought about. It was but a whisper to Rosey in +the drawing-room, a start and a blush from the little girl as he took the +little willing hand, a kiss for her from her delighted old father-in-law, +a twinkle in good old James's eyes, and double embrace from the +Campaigner as she stood over them in a benedictory attitude;--expressing +her surprise at an event for which she had been jockeying ever since she +set eyes on young Newcome; and calling upon Heaven to bless her children. +So, as a good thing when it is to be done had best be done quickly, these +worthy folks went off almost straightway to a clergyman, and were married +out of hand--to the astonishment of Captains Hoby and Goby when they came +to hear of the event. Well, my gallant young painter and friend of my +boyhood! if my wife chooses to be angry at your marriage, shall her +husband not wish you happy? + +Suppose we had married our first loves, others of us, were we the happier +now? Ask Mr. Pendennis, who sulked in his tents when his Costigan, his +Briseis, was ravished from him. Ask poor George Warrington, who had his +own way, Heaven help him! There was no need why Clive should turn monk +because number one refused him; and, that charmer removed, why he should +not take to his heart number two. I am bound to say, that when I +expressed these opinions to Mrs. Laura, she was more angry and provoked +than ever. + +It is in the nature of such a simple soul as Thomas Newcome, to see but +one side of a question, and having once fixed Ethel's worldliness in his +mind, and her brother's treason, to allow no argument of advocates of the +other side to shake his displeasure. Hence the one or two appeals which +Laura ventured to make on behalf of her friend, were checked by the good +Colonel with a stern negation. If Ethel was not guiltless, she could not +make him see at least that she was not guilty. He dashed away all excuses +and palliations. Exasperated as he was, he persisted in regarding the +poor girl's conduct in its most unfavourable light. "She was rejected, +and deservedly rejected, by the Marquis of Farintosh," he broke out to me +once, who was not indeed authorised to tell all I knew regarding the +story; "the whole town knows it; all the clubs ring with it. I blush, +sir, to think that my brother's child should have brought such a stain +upon our name." In vain, I told him that my wife, who knew all the +circumstances much better, judged Miss Newcome far more favourably, and +indeed greatly esteemed and loved her. "Pshaw! sir," breaks out the +indignant Colonel, "your wife is an innocent creature, who does not know +the world as we men of experience do,--as I do, sir;" and would have no +more of the discussion. There is no doubt about it, there was a coolness +between my old friend's father and us. + +As for Barnes Newcome, we gave up that worthy, and the Colonel showed him +no mercy. He recalled words used by Warrington, which I have recorded in +a former page, and vowed that he only watched for an opportunity to crush +the miserable reptile. He hated Barnes as a loathsome traitor, coward, and +criminal; he made no secret of his opinion; and Clive, with the +remembrance of former injuries, of dreadful heart-pangs; the inheritor of +his father's blood, his honesty of nature, and his impetuous enmity +against wrong; shared to the full his sire's antipathy against his +cousin, and publicly expressed his scorn and contempt for him. About +Ethel he would not speak. "Perhaps what you say, Pen, is true," he said. +"I hope it is. Pray God it is." But his quivering lips and fierce +countenance, when her name was mentioned or her defence attempted, showed +that he too had come to think ill of her. "As for her brother, as for +that scoundrel," he would say, clenching his fist, "if ever I can punish +him I will. I shouldn't have the soul of a dog, if ever I forgot the +wrongs that have been done me by that vagabond. Forgiveness? Pshaw! Are +you dangling to sermons, Pen, at your wife's leading-strings? Are you +preaching that cant? There are some injuries that no honest man should +forgive, and I shall be a rogue on the day I shake hands with that +villain." + +"Clive has adopted the Iroquois ethics," says George Warrington, smoking +his pipe sententiously, "rather than those which are at present received +among us. I am not sure that something is not to be said, as against the +Eastern, upon the Western, or Tomahawk, or Ojibbeway side of the +question. I should not like," he added, "to be in a vendetta or feud, and +to have you, Clive, and the old Colonel engaged against me." + +"I would rather," I said, "for my part, have half a dozen such enemies as +Clive and the Colonel, than one like Barnes. You never know where or when +that villain may hit you." And before a very short period was over, Sir +Barnes Newcome, Bart., hit his two hostile kinsmen such a blow, as one +might expect from such a quarter. + + + + +CHAPTER LXIII + +Mrs. Clive at Home + + +Clive and his father did not think fit to conceal their opinions +regarding their kinsman, Barnes Newcome, and uttered them in many public +places when Sir Barnes's conduct was brought into question, we may be +sure that their talk came to the Baronet's ears, and did not improve his +already angry feeling towards those gentlemen. For a while they had the +best of the attack. The Colonel routed Barnes out of his accustomed club +at Bays's; where also the gallant Sir George Tufto expressed himself +pretty openly with respect to the poor Baronet's want of courage: the +Colonel had bullied and browbeaten Barnes in the parlour of his own bank, +and the story was naturally well known in the City; where it certainly +was not pleasant for Sir Barnes, as he walked to 'Change, to meet +sometimes the scowls of the angry man of war, his uncle, striding down to +the offices of the Bundelcund Bank, and armed with that terrible bamboo +cane. + +But though his wife had undeniably run away after notorious ill-treatment +from her husband; though he had shown two white feathers in those +unpleasant little affairs with his uncle and cousin; though Sir Barnes +Newcome was certainly neither amiable nor popular in the City of London, +his reputation as a most intelligent man of business still stood; the +credit of his house was deservedly high, and people banked with him, and +traded with him, in spite of faithless wives and hostile colonels. + +When the outbreak between Colonel Newcome and his nephew took place, it +may be remembered that Mr. Hobson Newcome, the other partner of the firm +of Hobson Brothers, waited upon Colonel Newcome, as one of the principal +English directors of the B. B. C., and hoped that although private +differences would, of course, oblige Thomas Newcome to cease all personal +dealings with the bank of Hobson, the affairs of the Company in which he +was interested ought not to suffer on this account; and that the Indian +firm should continue dealing with Hobsons on the same footing as before. +Mr. Hobson Newcome represented to the Colonel, in his jolly frank way, +that whatever happened between the latter and his nephew Barnes, Thomas +Newcome had still one friend in the house; that the transactions between +it and the Indian Company were mutually advantageous; finally, that the +manager of the Indian bank might continue to do business with Hobsons as +before. So the B. B. C. sent its consignments to Hobson Brothers, and +drew its bills, which were duly honoured by that firm. + +More than one of Colonel Newcome's City acquaintances, among them his +agent, Mr. Jolly, and his ingenuous friend, Mr. Sherrick, especially, +hinted to Thomas Newcome to be very cautious in his dealings with Hobson +Brothers, and keep a special care lest that house should play him an evil +turn. They both told him that Barnes Newcome had said more than once, in +answer to reports of the Colonel's own speeches against Barnes. "I know +that hot-headed, blundering Indian uncle of mine is furious against me, +on account of an absurd private affair and misunderstanding, which he is +too obstinate to see in the proper light. What is my return for the abuse +and rant which he lavishes against me? I cannot forget that he is my +grandfather's son, an old man, utterly ignorant both of society and +business here; and as he is interested in this Indian Banking Company, +which must be preciously conducted when it appointed him as the guardian +and overseer of its affairs in England, I do my very best to serve the +Company, and I can tell you, its blundering, muddleheaded managers, black +and white, owe no little to the assistance which they have had from our +house. If they don't like us, why do they go on dealing with us? We don't +want them and their bills. We were a leading house fifty years before +they were born, and shall continue to be so long after they come to an +end." Such was Barnes's case, as stated by himself. It was not a very bad +one, or very unfairly stated, considering the advocate. I believe he has +always persisted in thinking that he never did his uncle any wrong. + +Mr. Jolly and Mr. Sherrick, then, both entreated Thomas Newcome to use +his best endeavours, and bring the connexion of the B. B. C. and Hobson +Brothers to a speedy end. But Jolly was an interested party; he and his +friends would have had the agency of the B. B. C., and the profits +thereof, which Hobsons had taken from them. Mr. Sherrick was an outside +practitioner, a guerilla amongst regular merchants. The opinions of one +and the other, though submitted by Thomas Newcome duly to his +co-partners, the managers and London board of directors of the Bundelcund +Banking Company, were overruled by that assembly. + +They had their establishment and apartments in the City; they had their +clerks and messengers, their managers' room and board-room, their +meetings, where no doubt great quantities of letters were read, vast +ledgers produced; where Tom Newcome was voted into the chair, and voted +out with thanks; where speeches were made, and the affairs of the +B. B. C. properly discussed. These subjects are mysterious, terrifying, +unknown to me. I cannot pretend to describe them. Fred Bayham, I +remember, used to be great in his knowledge of the affairs of the +Bundelcund Banking Company. He talked of cotton, wool, copper, opium, +indigo, Singapore, Manilla, China, Calcutta, Australia, with prodigious +eloquence and fluency. His conversation was about millions. The most +astounding paragraphs used to appear in the Pall Mall Gazette, regarding +the annual dinner at Blackwall, which the directors gave, and to which +he, and George, and I, as friends of the court, were invited. What +orations were uttered, what flowing bumpers emptied in the praise of this +great Company; what quantities of turtle and punch did Fred devour at its +expense! Colonel Newcome was the kindly old chairman at these banquets; +the prince, his son, taking but a modest part in the ceremonies, and +sitting with us, his old cronies. + +All the gentlemen connected with the board, all those with whom the +B. B. C. traded in London, paid Thomas Newcome extraordinary respect. His +character for wealth was deservedly great, and of course multiplied by +the tongue of Rumour. F. B. knew to a few millions of rupees, more or +less, what the Colonel possessed, and what Clive would inherit. Thomas +Newcome's distinguished military services, his high bearing, lofty +courtesy, simple but touching garrulity;--for the honest man talked much +more now than he had been accustomed to do in former days, and was not +insensible to the flattery which his wealth brought him,--his reputation +as a keen man of business, who had made his own fortune by operations +equally prudent and spirited, and who might make the fortunes of hundreds +of other people, brought the worthy Colonel a number of friends, and I +promise you that the loudest huzzahs greeted his health when it was +proposed at the Blackwall dinners. At the second annual dinner after +Clive's marriage some friends presented Mrs. Clive Newcome with a fine +testimonial. There was a superb silver cocoa-nut tree, whereof the leaves +were dexterously arranged for holding candle and pickles; under the +cocoa-nut was an Indian prince on a camel, giving his hand to a cavalry +officer on horseback--a howitzer, a plough, a loom, a bale of cotton, on +which were the East India Company's arms, a Brahmin, Britannia, and +Commerce with a cornucopia were grouped round the principal figures: and +if you would see a noble account of this chaste and elegant specimen of +British art, you are referred to the pages of the Pall Mall Gazette of +that year, as well as to Fred Bayham's noble speech in the course of the +evening, when it was exhibited. The East and its wars, and its heroes, +Assaye and Seringapatam ("and Lord Lake and Laswaree too," calls out the +Colonel greatly elated), tiger-hunting, palanquins, Juggernaut, +elephants, the burning of widows--all passed before us in F. B.'s +splendid oration. He spoke of the product of the Indian forest, the +palm-tree, the cocoa-nut tree, the banyan-tree. Palms the Colonel had +already brought back with him, the palms of valour, won in the field of +war (cheers). Cocoa-nut trees he had never seen, though he had heard +wonders related regarding the milky contents of their fruit. Here at any +rate was one tree of the kind, under the branches of which he humbly +trusted often to repose--and, if he might be so bold as to carry on the +Eastern metaphor, he would say, knowing the excellence of the Colonel's +claret and the splendour of his hospitality, that he would prefer a +cocoa-nut day at the Colonel's to a banyan day anywhere else. Whilst +F. B.'s speech went on, I remember J. J. eyeing the trophy, and the queer +expression of his shrewd face. The health of British Artists was drunk a +propos of this splendid specimen of their skill, and poor J. J. Ridley, +Esq., A.R.A., had scarce a word to say in return. He and Clive sat by one +another, the latter very silent and gloomy. When J. J. and I met in the +world, we talked about our friend, and it was easy for both of us to see +that neither was satisfied with Clive's condition. + +The fine house in Tyburnia was completed by this time, as gorgeous as +money could make it. How different it was from the old Fitzroy Square +mansion with its ramshackle furniture, and spoils of brokers' shops, and +Tottenham Court Road odds and ends! An Oxford Street upholsterer had been +let loose in the yet virgin chambers; and that inventive genius had +decorated them with all the wonders his fancy could devise. Roses and +cupids quivered on the ceilings, up to which golden arabesques crawled +from the walls; your face (handsome or otherwise) was reflected by +countless looking-glasses, so multiplied and arranged as, as it were, to +carry you into the next street. You trod on velvet, pausing with respect +in the centre of the carpet, where Rosey's cypher was worked in the sweet +flowers which bear her name. What delightful crooked legs the chairs had! +What corner cupboards there were filled with Dresden gimcracks, which it +was a part of this little woman's business in life to purchase! What +etageres, and bonbonnieres, and chiffonnieres! What awfully bad pastels +there were on the walls! What frightful Boucher and Lancret shepherds and +shepherdesses leered over the portieres! What velvet-bound volumes, +mother-of-pearl albums, inkstands representing beasts of the field, +prie-dieu chairs, and wonderful knick-knacks I can recollect! There was +the most magnificent piano, though Rosey seldom sang any of her six songs +now; and when she kept her couch at a certain most interesting period, +the good Colonel, ever anxious to procure amusement for his darling, +asked whether she would not like a barrel-organ grinding fifty or sixty +favourite pieces, which a bearer could turn? And he mentioned how Windus, +of their regiment, who loved music exceedingly, had a very fine +instrument of this kind out to Barrackpore in the year 1810, and relays +of barrels by each ship with all the new tunes from Europe. The +Testimonial took its place in the centre of Mrs. Clive's table, +surrounded by satellites of plate. The delectable parties were constantly +gathered together, the grand barouche rolling in the Park, or stopping at +the principal shops. Little Rosey bloomed in millinery, and was still the +smiling little pet of her father-in-law, and poor Clive, in the midst of +all these splendours, was gaunt, and sad, and silent; listless at most +times, bitter and savage at others, pleased only when he was out of the +society which bored him, and in the company of George and J. J., the +simple friends of his youth. + +His careworn look and altered appearance mollified my wife towards him-- +who had almost taken him again into favour. But she did not care for Mrs. +Clive, and the Colonel, somehow, grew cool towards us, and to look +askance upon the little band of Clive's friends. It seemed as if there +were two parties in the house. There was Clive's set--J. J., the shrewd, +silent little painter; Warrington, the cynic; and the author of the +present biography, who was, I believe, supposed to give himself +contemptuous airs; and to have become very high and mighty since his +marriage. Then there was the great, numerous, and eminently respectable +set, whose names were all registered in little Rosey's little +visiting-book, and to whose houses she drove round, duly delivering the +cards of Mr. and Mrs. Clive Newcome, and Colonel Newcome;--the generals +and colonels, the judges and the fogies. The only man who kept well with +both sides of the house was F. Bayham, Esq., who, having got into clover, +remained in the enjoyment of that welcome pasture; who really loved Clive +and the Colonel too, and had a hundred pleasant things and funny stories +(the droll old creature!) to tell to the little lady for whom we others +could scarcely find a word. The old friends of the student-days were not +forgotten, but they did not seem to get on in the new house. The Miss +Gandishes came to one of Mrs. Clive's balls, still in blue crape, still +with ringlets on their wizened old foreheads, accompanying papa, with his +shirt-collars turned down--who gazed in mute wonder on the splendid +scene. Warrington actually asked Miss Gandish to dance, making woeful +blunders, however, in the quadrille, while Clive, with something like one +of his old smiles on his face, took out Miss Zoe Gandish, her sister. We +made Gandish overeat and overdrink himself in the supper-room, and Clive +cheered him by ordering a full length of Mrs. Clive Newcome from his +distinguished pencil. Never was seen a grander exhibition of white satin +and jewels. Smee, R.A., was furious at the preference shown to his rival. + +We had Sandy M'Collop, too, at the party, who had returned from Rome, +with his red beard, and his picture of the murder of the Red Comyn, which +made but a dim effect in the Octagon Room of the Royal Academy, where the +bleeding agonies of the dying warrior were veiled in an unkind twilight. +On Sandy and his brethren little Rosey looked rather coldly. She tossed +up her little head in conversation with me, and gave me to understand +that this party was only an omnium gatherum, not one of the select +parties, from which Heaven defend us. "We are Poins, and Nym, and +Pistol," growled out George Warrington, as he strode away to finish the +evening in Clive's painting- and smoking-room. "Now Prince Hal is +married, and shares the paternal throne, his Princess is ashamed of his +brigand associates of former days." She came and looked at us with a +feeble little smile, as we sat smoking, and let the daylight in on us +from the open door, and hinted to Mr. Clive that it was time to go to +bed. + +So Clive Newcome lay in a bed of down and tossed and tumbled there. He +went to fine dinners, and sat silent over them; rode fine horses, and +black Care jumped up behind the moody horseman. He was cut off in a great +measure from the friends of his youth, or saw them by a kind of stealth +and sufferance; was a very lonely, poor fellow, I am afraid, now that +people were testimonialising his wife, and many an old comrade growling +at his haughtiness and prosperity. + +In former days, when his good father recognised the difference which +fate, and time, and temper, had set between him and his son, we have seen +with what a gentle acquiescence the old man submitted to his inevitable +fortune, and how humbly he bore that stroke of separation which afflicted +the boy lightly enough, but caused the loving sire so much pain. Then +there was no bitterness between them, in spite of the fatal division; but +now, it seemed as if there was anger on Thomas Newcome's part, because, +though come together again, they were not united, though with every +outward appliance of happiness Clive was not happy. What young man on +earth could look for more? a sweet young wife, a handsome home, of which +the only encumbrance was an old father, who would give his last drop of +blood in his son's behalf. And it was to bring about this end that Thomas +Newcome had toiled and had amassed a fortune. Could not Clive, with his +talents and education, go down once or twice a week to the City and take +a decent part in the business by which his wealth was secured? He +appeared at the various board-rooms and City conclaves, yawned at the +meetings, and drew figures on the blotting-paper of the Company; had no +interest in its transactions, no heart in its affairs; went away and +galloped his horse alone; or returned to his painting-room, put on his +old velvet jacket, and worked with his palettes and brushes. Palettes and +brushes! Could he not give up these toys when he was called to a much +higher station in the world? Could he not go talk with Rosey;--drive with +Rosey, kind little soul, whose whole desire was to make him happy? Such +thoughts as these, no doubt, darkened the Colonel's mind, and deepened +the furrows round his old eyes. So it is, we judge men by our own +standards; judge our nearest and dearest often wrong. + +Many and many a time did Clive try and talk with the little Rosey, who +chirped and prattled so gaily to his father. Many a time would she come +and sit by his easel, and try her little powers to charm him, bring him +little tales about their acquaintances, stories about this ball and that +concert, practise artless smiles upon him, gentle little bouderies, +tears, perhaps, followed by caresses and reconciliation. At the end of +which he would return to his cigar; and she, with a sigh and a heavy +heart, to the good old man who had bidden her to go and talk with him. He +used to feel that his father had sent her; the thought came across him in +their conversations, and straightway his heart would shut up and his face +grew gloomy. They were not made to mate with one another. This was the +truth; the shoe was a very pretty little shoe, but Clive's foot was too +big for it. + +Just before the testimonial, Mr. Clive was in constant attendance at +home, and very careful and kind and happy with his wife, and the whole +family party went very agreeably. Doctors were in constant attendance at +Mrs. Clive Newcome's door; prodigious care was taken by the good Colonel +in wrapping her and in putting her little feet on sofas, and in leading +her to her carriage. The Campaigner came over in immense flurry from +Edinburgh (where Uncle James was now very comfortably lodged in Picardy +Place with the most agreeable society round about him), and all this +circle was in a word very close and happy and intimate; but woe is me, +Thomas Newcome's fondest hopes were disappointed this time: his little +grandson lived but to see the light and leave it: and sadly, sadly, those +preparations were put away, those poor little robes and caps, those +delicate muslins and cambrics over which many a care had been forgotten, +many a fond prayer thought, if not uttered. Poor little Rosey! she felt +the grief very keenly; but she rallied from it very soon. In a very few +months, her cheeks were blooming and dimpling with smiles again, and she +was telling us how her party was an omnium gatherum. + +The Campaigner had ere this returned to the scene of her northern +exploits; not, I believe, entirely of the worthy woman's own free will. +Assuming the command of the household, whilst her daughter kept her sofa, +Mrs. Mackenzie had set that establishment into uproar and mutiny. She had +offended the butler, outraged the housekeeper, wounded the sensibilities +of the footmen, insulted the doctor, and trampled on the inmost corns of +the nurse. It was surprising what a change appeared in the Campaigner's +conduct, and how little, in former days, Colonel Newcome had known her. +What the Emperor Napoleon the First said respecting our Russian enemies, +might be applied to this lady, Grattez-la, and she appeared a Tartar. +Clive and his father had a little comfort and conversation in conspiring +against her. The old man never dared to try, but was pleased with the +younger's spirit and gallantry in the series of final actions which, +commencing over poor little Rosey's prostrate body in the dressing-room, +were continued in the drawing-room, resumed with terrible vigour on the +enemy's part in the dining-room, and ended, to the triumph of the whole +establishment, at the outside of the hall-door. + +When the routed Tartar force had fled back to its native north, Rosey +made a confession, which Clive told me afterwards, bursting with bitter +laughter. "You and papa seem to be very much agitated," she said. (Rosey +called the Colonel papa in the absence of the Campaigner.) "I do not mind +it a bit, except just at first, when it made me a little nervous. Mamma +used always to be so; she used to scold and scold all day, both me and +Josey, in Scotland, till grandmamma sent her away; and then in Fitzroy +Square, and then in Brussels, she used to box my ears, and go into such +tantrums; and I think," adds Rosey, with one of her sweetest smiles, "she +had quarrelled with Uncle James before she came to us." + +"She used to box Rosey's ears," roars out poor Clive, "and go into such +tantrums, in Fitzroy Square and Brussels afterwards, and the pair would +come down with their arms round each other's waists, smirking and smiling +as if they had done nothing but kiss each other all their mortal lives! +This is what we know about women--this is what we get, and find years +afterwards, when we think we have married a smiling, artless young +creature! Are you all such hypocrites, Mrs. Pendennis?" and he pulled his +mustachios in his wrath. + +"Poor Clive!" says Laura, very kindly. "You would not have had her tell +tales of her mother, would you?" + +"Oh, of course not," breaks out Clive; "that is what you all say, and so +you are hypocrites out of sheer virtue." + +It was the first time Laura had called him Clive for many a day. She was +becoming reconciled to him. We had our own opinion about the young +fellow's marriage. + +And, to sum up all, upon a casual rencontre with the young gentleman in +question, whom we saw descending from a hansom at the steps of the Flag, +Pall Mall, I opined that dark thoughts of Hoby had entered into Clive +Newcome's mind. Othello-like, he scowled after that unconscious Cassio as +the other passed into the club in his lacquered boots. + + + + +CHAPTER LXIV + +Absit Omen + + +At the first of the Blackwall festivals, Hobson Newcome was present, in +spite of the quarrel which had taken place between his elder brother and +the chief of the firm of Hobson Brothers and Newcome. But it was the +individual Barnes and the individual Thomas who had had a difference +together; the Bundelcund Bank was not at variance with its chief house of +commission in London; no man drank prosperity to the B. B. C., upon +occasion of this festival, with greater fervour than Hobson Newcome, and +the manner in which he just slightly alluded, in his own little speech of +thanks, to the notorious differences between Colonel Newcome and his +nephew, praying that these might cease some day, and, meanwhile, that the +confidence between the great Indian establishment and its London agents +might never diminish, was appreciated and admired by six-and-thirty +gentlemen, all brimful of claret and enthusiasm, and in that happy state +of mind in which men appreciate and admire everything. + +At the second dinner, when the testimonial was presented, Hobson was not +present. Nor did his name figure amongst those engraven on the trunk of +Mr. Newcome's allegorical silver cocoa-nut tree. As we travelled +homewards in the omnibus, Fred Bayham noticed the circumstance to me. "I +have looked over the list of names," says he, "not merely that on the +trunk, sir, but the printed list; it was rolled up and placed in one of +the nests on the top of the tree. Why is Hobson's name not there?--Ha! it +mislikes me, Pendennis." + +F. B., who was now very great about City affairs, discoursed about stocks +and companies with immense learning, and gave me to understand that he +had transacted one or two little operations in Capel Court on his own +account, with great present, and still larger prospective, advantages to +himself. It is a fact that Mr. Ridley was paid, and that F. B.'s costume, +though still eccentric, was comfortable, cleanly, and variegated. He +occupied the apartments once tenanted by the amiable Honeyman. He lived +in ease and comfort there. "You don't suppose," says he, "that the +wretched stipend I draw from the Pall Mall Gazette enables me to maintain +this kind of thing? F. B., sir, has a station in the world; F. B. moves +among moneyers and City nobs, and eats cabobs with wealthy nabobs. He may +marry, sir, and settle in life." We cordially wished every worldly +prosperity to the brave F. B. + +Happening to descry him one day in the Park, I remarked that his +countenance wore an ominous and tragic appearance, which seemed to deepen +as he neared me. I thought he had been toying affably with a nursery-maid +the moment before, who stood with some of her little charges watching the +yachts upon the Serpentine. Howbeit, espying my approach, F. B. strode +away from the maiden and her innocent companions, and advanced to greet +his old acquaintance, enveloping his face with shades of funereal gloom. + +"Yon were the children of my good friend Colonel Huckaback of the Bombay +Marines! Alas! unconscious of their doom, the little infants play. I was +watching them at their sports. There is a pleasing young woman in +attendance upon the poor children. They were sailing their little boats +upon the Serpentine; racing and laughing, and making merry; and as I +looked on, Master Hastings Huckaback's boat went down! Absit omen, +Pendennis! I was moved by the circumstance. F. B. hopes that the child's +father's argosy may not meet with shipwreck!" + +"You mean the little yellow-faced man whom we met at Colonel Newcome's?" +says Mr. Pendennis. + +"I do, sir," growled F. B. "You know that he is a brother director with +our Colonel in the Bundelcund Bank?" + +"Gracious Heavens!" I cried, in sincere anxiety, "nothin has happened, I +hope, to the Bundelcund Bank?" + +"No," answers the other, "nothing has happened, the good ship is safe, +sir, as yet. But she has narrowly escaped a great danger, Pendennis," +cries F. B., gripping my arm with great energy, "there was a traitor in +her crew--she has weathered the storm nobly--who would have sent her on +the rocks, sir, who would have scuttled her at midnight." + +"Pray drop your nautical metaphors, and tell me what you mean," cries +F. B.'s companion, and Bayham continued his narration. + +"Were you in the least conversant with City affairs," he said, "or did +you deign to visit the spot where merchants mostly congregate, you would +have heard the story, which was over the whole City yesterday, and spread +dismay from Threadneedle Street to Leadenhall. The story is, that the +firm of Hobson Brothers and Newcome, yesterday refused acceptance of +thirty thousand pounds' worth of bills of the Bundelcund Banking Company +of India. + +"The news came like a thunderclap upon the London Board of Directors, who +had received no notice of the intentions of Hobson Brothers, and caused a +dreadful panic amongst the shareholders of the concern. The board-room +was besieged by colonels and captains, widows and orphans; within an hour +after protest of bills were taken up, and you will see, in the City +article of the Globe this very evening, an announcement that henceforward +the house of Baines and Jolly, of Job Court, will meet engagements of the +Bundelcund Banking Company of India, being provided with ample funds to +do honour to every possible liability of that Company. But the shares +fell, sir, in consequence of the panic. I hope they will rally. I trust +and believe they will rally. For our good Colonel's sake and that of his +friends, for the sake of the innocent children sporting by the Serpentine +yonder. + +"I had my suspicions when they gave that testimonial," said F. B. "In my +experience of life, sir, I always feel rather shy about testimonials, and +when a party gets one, somehow look out to hear of his smashing the next +month. Absit omen! I will say again. I like not the going down of yonder +little yacht." + +The Globe sure enough contained a paragraph that evening announcing the +occurrence which Mr. Bayham had described, and the temporary panic which +it had occasioned, and containing an advertisement stating that Messrs. +Baines and Jolly would henceforth act as agents of the Indian Company. +Legal proceedings were presently threatened by the solicitors of the +Company against the banking firm which had caused so much mischief. Mr. +Hobson Newcome was absent abroad when the circumstance took place, and it +was known that the protest of the bills was solely attributable to his +nephew and partner. But after the break between the two firms, there was +a rupture between Hobson's family and Colonel Newcome. The exasperated +Colonel vowed that his brother and his nephew were traitors alike, and +would have no further dealings with one or the other. Even poor innocent +Sam Newcome, coming up to London from Oxford, where he had been plucked, +and offering a hand to Clive, was frowned away by our Colonel, who spoke +in terms of great displeasure to his son for taking the least notice of +the young traitor. + +Our Colonel was changed, changed in his heart, changed in his whole +demeanour towards the world, and above all towards his son, for whom he +had made so many kind sacrifices in his old days. We have said how, ever +since Clive's marriage, a tacit strife had been growing up between father +and son. The boy's evident unhappiness was like a reproach to his father. +His very silence angered the old man. His want of confidence daily chafed +and annoyed him. At the head of a large fortune, which he rightly +persisted in spending, he felt angry with himself because he could not +enjoy it, angry with his son, who should have helped him in the +administration of his new estate, and who was but a listless, useless +member of the little confederacy, a living protest against all the +schemes of the good man's past life. The catastrophe in the City again +brought father and son together somewhat, and the vindictiveness of both +was roused by Barnes's treason. Time was when the Colonel himself would +have viewed his kinsman more charitably, but fate and circumstance had +angered that originally friendly and gentle disposition; hate and +suspicion had mastered him, and if it cannot be said that his new life +had changed him, at least it had brought out faults for which there had +hitherto been no occasion, and qualities latent before. Do we know +ourselves, or what good or evil circumstance may bring from us? Did Cain +know, as he and his younger brother played round their mother's knee, +that the little hand which caressed Abel should one day grow larger, and +seize a brand to slay him? Thrice fortunate he, to whom circumstance is +made easy: whom fate visits with gentle trial, and kindly Heaven keeps +out of temptation. + +In the stage which the family feud now reached, and which the biographer +of the Newcomes is bound to describe, there is one gentle moralist who +gives her sentence decidedly against Clive's father; whilst on the other +hand a rough philosopher and friend of mine, whose opinions used to have +some weight with me, stoutly declares that they were right. "War and +justice are good things," says George Warrington, rattling his clenched +fist on the table. "I maintain them, and the common sense of the world +maintains them, against the preaching of all the Honeymans that ever +puled from the pulpit. I have not the least objection in life to a rogue +being hung. When a scoundrel is whipped I am pleased, and say, serve him +right. If any gentleman will horsewhip Sir Barnes Newcome, Baronet, I +shall not be shocked, but, on the contrary, go home and order an extra +mutton-chop for dinner." + +"Ah! revenge is wrong, Pen," pleads the other counsellor. + +"Let alone that the wisest and best of all Judges has condemned it. It +blackens the hearts of men. It distorts their views of right. It sets +them to devise evil. It causes them to think unjustly of others. It is +not the noblest return for injury, not even the bravest way of meeting +it. The greatest courage is to bear persecution, not to answer when you +are reviled, and when wrong has been done you to forgive. I am sorry for +what you call the Colonel's triumph and his enemy's humiliation. Let +Barnes be as odious as you will, he ought never to have humiliated +Ethel's brother; but he is weak. Other gentlemen as well are weak, Mr. +Pen, although you are so much cleverer than women. I have no patience +with the Colonel, and I beg you to tell him, whether he asks you or not +that he has lost my good graces, and that I for one will not huzzah at +what his friends and flatterers call his triumphs, and that I don't think +in this instance he has acted like the dear Colonel, and the good +Colonel, and the good Christian that I once thought him." + +We must now tell what the Colonel and Clive had been doing, and what +caused two such different opinions respecting their conduct from the two +critics just named. The refusal of the London Banking House to accept the +bills of the Great Indian Company of course affected very much the credit +of that Company in this country. Sedative announcements were issued by +the Directors in London; brilliant accounts of the Company's affairs +abroad were published; proof incontrovertible was given that the B. B. C. +was never in so flourishing a state as at that time when Hobson Brothers +had refused its drafts; there could be no question that the Company had +received a severe wound and was deeply if not vitally injured by the +conduct of the London firm. + +The propensity to sell out became quite epidemic amongst the +shareholders. Everybody was anxious to realise. Why, out of the thirty +names inscribed on poor Mrs. Clive's cocoa-nut tree no less than twenty +deserters might be mentioned, or at least who would desert could they +find an opportunity of doing so with arms and baggage. Wrathfully the +good Colonel scratched the names of those faithless ones out of his +daughter's visiting-book: haughtily he met them in the street; to desert +the B. B. C. at the hour of peril was, in his idea, like applying for +leave of absence on the eve of an action. He would not see that the +question was not one of sentiment at all, but of chances and arithmetic; +he would not hear with patience of men quitting the ship, as he called +it. "They may go, sir," says he, "but let them never more be officers of +mine." With scorn and indignation he paid off one or two timid friends, +who were anxious to fly, and purchased their shares out of his own +pocket. But his purse was not long enough for this kind of amusement. +What money he had was invested in the Company already, and his name +further pledged for meeting the engagements from which their late London +bankers had withdrawn. + +Those gentlemen, in the meanwhile, spoke of their differences with the +Indian Bank as quite natural, and laughed at the absurd charges of +personal hostility which poor Thomas Newcome publicly preferred. "Here is +a hot-headed old Indian dragoon," says Sir Barnes, "who knows no more +about business than I do about cavalry tactics or Hindostanee; who gets +into a partnership along with other dragoons and Indian wiseacres, with +some uncommonly wily old native practitioners; and they pay great +dividends, and they set up a bank. Of course we will do these people's +business as long as we are covered, but I have always told their manager +that we would run no risks whatever, and close the account the very +moment it did not suit us to keep it: and so we parted company six weeks +ago, since when there has been a panic in the Company, a panic which has +been increased by Colonel Newcome's absurd swagger and folly. He says I +am his enemy; enemy indeed! So I am in private life, but what has that to +do with business? In business, begad, there are no friends and no enemies +at all. I leave all my sentiment on the other side of Temple Bar." + +So Thomas Newcome, and Clive the son of Thomas, had wrath in their hearts +against Barnes, their kinsman, and desired to be revenged upon him, and +were eager after his undoing, and longed for an opportunity when they +might meet him and overcome him, and put him to shame. + +When men are in this frame of mind, a certain personage is said always to +be at hand to help them and give them occasion for indulging in their +pretty little passion. What is sheer hate seems to the individual +entertaining the sentiment so like indignant virtue, that he often +indulges in the propensity to the full, nay, lauds himself for the +exercise of it. I am sure if Thomas Newcome in his present desire for +retaliation against Barnes, had known the real nature of his sentiments +towards that worthy, his conduct would have been different, and we should +have heard of no such active hostilities as ensued. + + + +CHAPTER LXV + +In which Mrs. Clive comes into her Fortune + + +Speaking of the affairs of B. B. C., Sir Barnes Newcome always took care +to maintain his candid surprise relating to the proceedings of that +Company. He set about evil reports against it! He endeavour to do it a +wrong--absurd! If a friend were to ask him (and it was quite curious what +a number did manage to ask him) whether he thought the Company was an +advantageous investment, of course he would give an answer. He could not +say conscientiously he thought so--never once had said so--in the time of +their connexion, which had been formed solely with a view of obliging his +amiable uncle. It was a quarrelsome Company; a dragoon Company; a Company +of gentlemen accustomed to gunpowder, and fed on mulligatawny. He, +forsooth, be hostile to it! There were some Companies that required no +enemies at all, and would be pretty sure to go to the deuce their own +way. + +Thus, and with this amiable candour, spake Barnes, about a commercial +speculation, the merits of which he had a right to canvass as well as any +other citizen. As for Uncle Hobson, his conduct was characterised by a +timidity which one would scarcely have expected from a gentleman of his +florid, jolly countenance, active habits, and generally manly demeanour. +He kept away from the cocoa-nut feast, as we have seen: he protested +privily to the Colonel that his private goodwill continued undiminished +but he was deeply grieved at the B. B. C. affair, which took place while +he was on the Continent--confound the Continent, my wife would go--and +which was entirely without his cognisance. The Colonel received his +brother's excuses, first with awful bows and ceremony, and finally with +laughter. "My good Hobson," said he, with the most insufferable kindness, +"of course you intended to be friendly; of course the affair was done +without your knowledge. We understand that sort of thing. London bankers +have no hearts--for these last fifty years past that I have known you and +your brother, and my amiable nephew, the present commanding officer, has +there been anything in your conduct that has led me to suppose you had?" +and herewith Colonel Newcome burst out into a laugh. It was not a +pleasant laugh to hear. Worthy Hobson took his hat, and walked away, +brushing it round and round, and looking very confused. The Colonel +strode after him downstairs, and made him an awful bow at the hall door. +Never again did Hobson Newcome set foot in that Tyburnian mansion. + +During the whole of that season of the testimonial the cocoa-nut figured +in an extraordinary number of banquets. The Colonel's hospitalities were +more profuse than ever, and Mrs. Clive's toilettes more brilliant. Clive, +in his confidential conversations with his friends, was very dismal and +gloomy. When I asked City news of our well-informed friend F. B., I am +sorry to say, his countenance became funereal. The B. B. C. shares, which +had been at an immense premium twelve months since, were now slowly +falling, falling. + +"I wish," said Mr. Sherrick to me, "the Colonel would realise, even now, +like that Mr. Ratray who has just come out of the ship, and brought a +hundred thousand pounds with him." + +"Come out of the ship! You little know the Colonel, Mr. Sherrick, if you +think he will ever do that." + +Mr. Ratray, though he had returned to Europe, gave the most cheering +accounts of the B. B. C. It was in the most flourishing state. Shares +sure to get up again. He had sold out entirely on account of his liver. +Must come home--the doctor said so. + +Some months afterwards, another director, Mr. Hedges, came home. Both of +these gentlemen, as we know, entertained the fashionable world, got seats +in Parliament, purchased places in the country, and were greatly +respected. Mr. Hedges came out, but his wealthy partner, Mr. M'Gaspey, +entered into the B. B. C. The entry of Mr. M'Gaspey into the affairs of +the Companyt did not seem to produce very great excitement in England. +The shares slowly fell. However, there was a prodigious indigo crop. The +London manager was in perfect good-humour. In spite of this and that, of +defections, of unpleasantries, of unfavourable whispers, and doubtful +friends--Thomas Newcome kept his head high, and his face was always kind +and smiling, except when certain family enemies were mentioned, and he +frowned like Jove in anger. + +We have seen how very fond little Rosey was of her mamma, of her uncle, +James Binnie, and now of her papa, as she affectionately styled Thomas +Newcome. This affection, I am sure, the two gentlemen returned with all +their hearts, and but that they were much too generous and simple-minded +to entertain such a feeling. It may be wondered that the two good old +boys were not a little jealous of one another. Howbeit it does not appear +that they entertained such a feeling; at least it never interrupted the +kindly friendship between them, and Clive was regarded in the light of a +son by both of them, and each contented himself with his moiety of the +smiling little girl's affection. + +As long as they were with her, the truth is, little Mrs. Clive was very +fond of people, very docile, obedient, easily pleased, brisk, kind, and +good-humoured. She charmed her two old friends with little songs, little +smiles,--little kind offices, little caresses; and having administered +Thomas Newcome's cigar to him in the daintiest, prettiest way, she would +trip off to drive with James Binnie, or sit at his dinner, if he was +indisposed, and be as gay, neat-handed, watchful, and attentive a child +as any old gentleman could desire. + +She did not seem to be very sorry to part with mamma, a want of feeling +which that lady bitterly deplored in her subsequent conversation with her +friends about Mrs. Clive Newcome. Possibly there were reasons why Rosey +should not be very much vexed at quitting mamma; but surely she might +have dropped a little tear as she took leave of kind, good old James +Binnie. Not she. The gentleman's voice faltered, but hers did not in the +least. She kissed him on the face, all smiles, blushes, and happiness, +and tripped into the railway carriage with her husband and +father-in-law, leaving the poor old uncle very sad. Our women said, I +know not why, that little Rosey had no heart at all. Women are accustomed +to give such opinions respecting the wives of their newly married +friends. I am bound to add (and I do so during Mr. Clive Newcome's +absence from England, otherwise I should not like to venture upon the +statement), that some men concur with the ladies' opinion of Mrs. Clive. +For instance, Captains Goby and Hoby declare that her treatment of the +latter, her encouragement, and desertion of him when Clive made his +proposals, were shameful. + +At this time Rosey was in a pupillary state. A good, obedient little +girl, her duty was to obey the wishes of her dear mamma. How show her +sense of virtue and obedience better than by promptly and cheerfully +obeying mamma, and at the orders of that experienced Campaigner, giving +up Bobby Hoby, and going to England to a fine house, to be presented at +Court, to have all sorts of pleasure with a handsome young husband and a +kind father-in-law by her side? No wonder Rosey was not in a very active +state of grief at parting from Uncle James. He strove to console himself +with these considerations when he had returned to the empty house, where +she had danced, and smiled, and warbled; and he looked at the chair she +sat in; and at the great mirror which had so often reflected her fresh +pretty face;--the great callous mirror, which now only framed upon its +shining sheet the turban, and the ringlets, and the plump person, and the +resolute smile of the old Campaigner. + +After that parting with her uncle at the Brussels railway, Rosey never +again beheld him. He passed into the Campaigner's keeping, from which +alone he was rescued by the summons of pallid death. He met that summons +like a philosopher; rejected rather testily all the mortuary consolations +which his nephew-in-law, Josey's husband, thought proper to bring to his +bedside; and uttered opinions which scandalised that divine. But as he +left Mrs. M'Craw only 500 pounds, thrice that sum to his sister, and the +remainder of his property to his beloved niece, Rosa Mackenzie, now Rosa +Newcome, let us trust that Mr. M'Craw, hurt and angry at the ill-favour +shown to his wife, his third young wife, his best-beloved Josey, at the +impatience with which the deceased had always received his, Mr. M'Craw's, +own sermons;--let us hope, I say, that the reverend gentleman was +mistaken in his views respecting the present position of Mr. James +Binnie's soul; and that Heaven may have some regions yet accessible to +James, which Mr. M'Craw's intellect has not yet explored. Look, +gentlemen! Does a week pass without the announcement of the discovery of +a new comet in the sky, a new star in the heaven, twinkling dimly out of +a yet farther distance, and only now becoming visible to human ken though +existent for ever and ever? So let us hope divine truths may be shining, +and regions of light and love extant, which Geneva glasses cannot yet +perceive, and are beyond the focus of Roman telescopes. + +I think Clive and the Colonel were more affected by the news of James's +death than Rosey, concerning whose wonderful strength of mind good Thomas +Newcome discoursed to my Laura and me, when, fancying that my friend's +wife needed comfort and consolation, Mrs. Pendennis went to visit her. +"Of course we shall have no more parties this year," sighed Rosey. She +looked very pretty in her black dress. Clive, in his hearty way, said a +hundred kind feeling things about the departed friend. Thomas Newcome's +recollections of him, and regret, were no less tender and sincere. "See," +says he, "how that dear child's sense of duty makes her hide her +feelings! Her grief is most deep, but she wears a calm countenance. I see +her looking sad in private, but I no sooner speak than she smiles." "I +think," said Laura, as we came away, "that Colonel Newcome performs all +the courtship part in the marriage, and Clive, poor Clive, though he +spoke very nobly and generously about Mr. Binnie, I am sure it is not his +old friend's death merely, which makes him so unhappy." + +Poor Clive, by right of his wife, was now rich Clive; the little lady +having inherited from her kind relative no inconsiderable sum of money. +In a very early part of this story, mention has been made of a small sum +producing one hundred pounds a year, which Clive's father had made over +to the lad when he sent him from India. This little sum Mr. Clive had +settled upon his wife before his marriage, being indeed all he had of his +own; for the famous bank shares which his father presented to him, were +only made over formally when the young man came to London after his +marriage, and at the paternal request and order appeared as a most +inefficient director of the B. B. C. Now Mrs. Newcome, of her +inheritance, possessed not only B. B. C. shares, but moneys in bank, and +shares in East India Stock, so that Clive in the right of his wife had a +seat in the assembly of East India shareholders, and a voice in the +election of directors of that famous company. I promise you Mrs. Clive +was a personage of no little importance. She carried her little head with +an aplomb and gravity which amused some of us. F. B. bent his most +respectfully down before her; she sent him on messages, and deigned to +ask him to dinner. He once more wore a cheerful countenance; the clouds +which gathered o'er the sun of Newcome were in the bosom of the ocean +buried, Bayham said, by James Binnie's brilliant behaviour to his niece. + +Clive was a proprietor of East India Stock, and had a vote in electing +the directors of that Company; and who so fit to be a director of his +affairs as Thomas Newcome, Esq., Companion of the Bath, and so long a +distinguished officer in its army? To hold this position of director, +used, up to very late days, to be the natural ambition of many East +Indian gentlemen. Colonel Newcome had often thought of offering himself +as a candidate, and now openly placed himself on the lists, and publicly +announced his intention. His interest was rather powerful through the +Indian bank, of which he was a director, and many of the shareholders of +which were proprietors of the East India Company. To have a director of +the B. B. C. also a member of the parliament in Leadenhall Street, would +naturally be beneficial to the former institution. Thomas Newcome's +prospectuses were issued accordingly, and his canvass received with +tolerable favour. + +Within a very short time another candidate appeared in the field--a +retired Bombay lawyer, of considerable repute and large means--and at the +head of this gentleman's committee appeared the names of Hobson Brothers +and Newcome, very formidable personages at the East India House, with +which the bank of Hobson Brothers have had dealings for half a century +past, and where the old lady, who founded or consolidated that family, +had had three stars before her own venerable name, which had descended +upon her son Sir Brian, and her grandson, Sir Barnes. + +War was thus openly declared between Thomas Newcome and his nephew. The +canvass on both sides was very hot and eager. The number of promises was +pretty equal. The election was not to come off yet for a while; for +aspirants to the honourable office of director used to announce their +wishes years before they could be fulfilled, and returned again and again +to the contest before they finally won it. Howbeit, the Colonel's +prospects were very fair, and a prodigious indigo crop came in to favour +the B. B. C., with the most brilliant report from the board at Calcutta. +The shares, still somewhat sluggish, rose again, the Colonel's hopes with +them, and the courage of gentlemen at home who had invested their money +in the transaction. + +We were sitting one day round the Colonel's dinner-table; it was not one +of the cocoa-nut-tree days; that emblem was locked up in the butler's +pantry, and only beheld the lamps on occasions of state. It was a snug +family party in the early part of the year, When scarcely anybody was in +town; only George Warrington, and F. B., and Mr. and Mrs. Pendennis; and +the ladies having retired, We were having such a talk as we used to enjoy +in quiet old days, before marriages and cares and divisions had separated +us. + +F. B. led the conversation. The Colonel received his remarks with great +gravity, and thought him an instructive personage. Others considered him +rather as amusing than instructive, and so his eloquence was generally +welcome. The canvass for the directorship was talked over. The improved +affairs of a certain great Banking Company, which shall be nameless, but +one which F. B. would take the liberty to state, would, in his opinion, +for ever unite the mother country to our great Indian possessions;--the +prosperity of this great Company was enthusiastically drunk by Mr. Bayham +in some of the very best claret. The conduct of the enemies of that +Company was characterised in terms of bitter, but not undeserved, satire. +F. B. rather liked to air his oratory, and neglected few opportunities +for making speeches after dinners. + +The Colonel admired his voice and sentiments not the less, perhaps, +because the latter were highly laudatory of the good man. And not from +interest, at least, as far as he himself knew--not from any mean or +selfish motives, did F. B. speak. He called Colonel Newcome his friend, +his benefactor: kissed the hem of his garment: he wished fervently that +he could have been the Colonel's son: he expressed, repeatedly, a desire +that some one would speak ill of the Colonel, so that he, F. B., might +have the opportunity of polishing that individual off in about two +seconds. He covered the Colonel with all his heart; nor is any gentleman +proof altogether against this constant regard and devotion from another. + +The Colonel used to wag his head wisely, and say Mr. Bayham's suggestions +were often exceedingly valuable, as indeed the fact was, though his +conduct was no more of a piece with his opinions than those of some other +folks occasionally are. + +"What the Colonel ought to do, sir, to help him in the direction," says +F. B., "is to get into Parliament. The House of Commons would aid him +into the Court of Directors, and the Court of Directors would help him in +the House of Commons." + +"Most wisely said," says Warrington. + +The Colonel declined. "I have long had the House of Commons in my eye," +he said; "but not for me. I wanted my boy to go there. It would be a +proud day for me if I could see him there." + +"I can't speak," says Clive, from his end of the table. "I don't +understand about parties, like F. B. here." + +"I believe I do know a thing or two," Mr. Bayham here interposes. + +"And politics do not interest me in the least," Clive sighs out, drawing +pictures with his fork on his napkin, and not heeding the other's +interruption. + +"I wish I knew what would interest him," his father whispers to me, +who happened to be at his side. "He never cares to be out of his +painting-room; and he doesn't seem to be very happy even in there. I wish +to God, Pen, I knew what had come over the boy." I thought I knew; but +what was the use of telling, now there was no remedy? + +"A dissolution is expected every day," continued F. B. "The papers are +full of it. Ministers cannot go on with this majority--cannot possibly go +on, sir. I have it on the best authority; and men who are anxious about +their seats are writing to their constituents, or are subscribing at +missionary meetings, or are gone down to lecturing at Athenaeums, and +that sort of thing." + +Here Warrington burst out into a laughter much louder than the occasion +of the speech of F. B. seemed to warrant; and the Colonel, turning round +with some dignity, asked the cause of George's amusement. + +"What do you think your darling, Sir Barnes Newcome Newcome, has been +doing during the recess?" cries Warrington. "I had a letter this morning, +from my liberal and punctual employer, Thomas Potts, Esquire, of the +Newcome Independent, who states, in language scarcely respectful, that +Sir Barnes Newcome Newcome is trying to come the religious dodge, as Mr. +Potts calls it. He professes to be stricken down by grief on account of +late family circumstances; wears black, and puts on the most piteous +aspect, and asks ministers of various denominations to tea with him; and +the last announcement is the most stupendous of all. Stop, I have it in +my greatcoat;" and, ringing the bell, George orders a servant to bring +him a newspaper from his great-coat pocket. "Here it is, actually in +print," Warrington continues, and reads to us:--"'Newcome Athenaeum. 1, +for the benefit of the Newcome Orphan Children's Home, and 2, for the +benefit of the Newcome Soup Association, without distinction of +denomination. Sir Barnes Newcome Newcome, Bart., proposes to give two +lectures, on Friday the 23rd, and Friday the 30th, instant. No. 1, The +Poetry of Childhood: Doctor Watts, Mrs. Barbauld, Jane Taylor, No. 2, The +Poetry of Womanhood, and the Affections: Mrs. Hemans, L. E. L. Threepence +will be charged at the doors, which will go to the use of the above two +admirable Societies.' Potts wants me to go down and hear him. He has an +eye to business. He has had a quarrel with Sir Barnes, and wants me to go +down and hear him, and smash him, he kindly says. Let us go down, Clive. +You shall draw your cousin as you have drawn his villainous little mug a +hundred times before; and I will do the smashing part, and we will have +some fun out of the transaction." + +"Besides, Florac will be in the country; going to Rosebury is a journey +worth the taking, I can tell you; and we have old Mrs. Mason to go and +see, who sighs after you, Colonel. My wife went to see her," remarks Mr. +Pendennis, "and----" + +"And Miss Newcome, I know," says the Colonel. + +"She is away at Brighton, with her little charges, for sea air. My wife +heard from her to-day." + +"Oh, indeed. Mrs. Pendennis corresponds with her?" says our host, +darkling under his eyebrows; and, at this moment, my neighbour, F. B., is +kind enough to scrunch my foot under the table with the weight of his +heel, as much as to warn me, by an appeal to my own corns, to avoid +treading on so delicate a subject in that house. "Yes," said I, in spite, +perhaps in consequence, of this interruption. "My wife does correspond +with Miss Ethel, who is a noble creature, and whom those who know her +know how to love and admire. She is very much changed since you knew her, +Colonel Newcome; since the misfortunes in Sir Barnes's family, and the +differences between you and him. Very much changed and very much +improved. Ask my wife about her, who knows her most intimately, and hears +from her constantly." + +"Very likely, very likely," cried the Colonel, hurriedly, "I hope she is +improved, with all my heart. I am sure there was room for it. Gentlemen, +shall we go up to the ladies and have some coffee?" And herewith the +colloquy ended, and the party ascended to the drawing-room. + +The party ascended to the drawing-room, where no doubt both the ladies +were pleased by the invasion which ended their talk. My wife and the +Colonel talked apart, and I saw the latter looking gloomy, and the former +pleading very eagerly, and using a great deal of action, as the little +hands are wont to do, when the mistress's heart is very much moved. I was +sure she was pleading Ethel's cause with her uncle. + +So indeed she was. And Mr. George, too, knew what her thoughts were. +"Look at her!" he said to me. "Don't you see what she is doing? She +believes in that girl whom you all said Clive took a fancy to before he +married his present little placid wife; a nice little simple creature, +who is worth a dozen Ethels." + +"Simple certainly," says Mr. P., with a shrug of the shoulders. + +"A simpleton of twenty is better than a roue of twenty. It is better not +to have thought at all, than to have thought such things as must go +through a girl's mind whose life is passed in jilting and being jilted; +whose eyes, as soon as they are opened, are turned to the main chance, +and are taught to leer at earl, to languish at a marquis, and to grow +blind before a commoner. I don't know much about fashionable life. Heaven +help us (you young Brummell! I see the reproach in your face!) Why, sir, +it absolutely appears to me as if this little hop-o'-my-thumb of a +creature has begun to give herself airs since her marriage and her +carriage. Do you know, I rather thought she patronised me? Are all women +spoiled by their contact with the world, and their bloom rubbed off in +the market? I know one who seems to me to remain pure! to be sure, I only +know her, and this little person, and Mrs. Flanagan our laundress, and my +sisters at home, who don't count. But that Miss Newcome to whom once you +introduced me? Oh, the cockatrice! only that poison don't affect your +wife, the other would kill her. I hope the Colonel will not believe a +word which Laura says." And my wife's tete-a-tete with our host coming to +an end about this time, Mr. Warrington in high spirits goes up to the +ladies, recapitulates the news of Barnes's lecture, recites "How doth the +little busy bee," and gives a quasi-satirical comment upon that +well-known poem, which bewilders Mrs. Clive, until, set on by the +laughter of the rest of the audience, she laughs very freely at that odd +man, and calls him "you droll satirical creature you!" and says "she +never was so much amused in her life. Were you, Mrs. Pendennis?" + +Meanwhile Clive, who has been sitting apart moodily biting his nails, not +listening to F. B.'s remarks, has broken into a laugh once or twice, and +gone to a writing-book, on which, whilst George is still disserting, +Clive is drawing. + +At the end of the other's speech, F. B. goes up to the draughtsman, looks +over his shoulder, makes one or two violent efforts as of inward +convulsion, and finally explodes in an enormous guffaw. "It's capital! By +Jove, it's capital! Sir Barnes would never dare to face his constituents +with that picture of him hung up in Newcome!" + +And F. B. holds up the drawing, at which we all laugh except Laura. As +for the Colonel, he paces up and down the room, holding the sketch close +to his eyes, holding it away from him, patting it, clapping his son +delightedly on the shoulder. "Capital! capital! We'll have the picture +printed, by Jove, sir; show vice it's own image; and shame the viper in +his own nest, sir. That's what we will." + +Mrs. Pendennis came away with rather a heavy heart from this party. She +chose to interest herself about the right or wrong of her friends; and +her mind was disturbed by the Colonel's vindictive spirit. On the +subsequent day we had occasion to visit our friend J. J. (who was +completing the sweetest little picture, No. 263 in the Exhibition, +"Portrait of a Lady and Child"), and we found that Clive had been with the +painter that morning likewise; and that J. J. was acquainted with his +scheme. That he did not approve of it we could read in the artist's grave +countenance. "Nor does Clive approve of it either!" cried Ridley, with +greater eagerness than he usually displayed, and more openness than he +was accustomed to exhibit in judging unfavourably of his friends. + +"Among them they have taken him away from his art," Ridley said. "They +don't understand him when he talks about it; they despise him for +pursuing it. Why should I wonder at that? my parents despised it too, and +my father was not a grand gentleman like the Colonel, Mrs. Pendennis. Ah! +why did the Colonel ever grow rich? Why had not Clive to work for his +bread as have? He would have done something that was worthy of him then; +now his time must be spent in dancing attendance at balls land operas, +and yawning at City board-rooms. They call that business: they think he +is idling when he comes here, poor fellow! As if life was long enough for +our art; and the best labour we can give, good enough for it! He went +away groaning this morning, and quite saddened in spirits. The Colonel +wants to set up himself for Parliament, or to set Clive up; but he says +he won't. I hope he won't; do not you, Mrs. Pendennis?" + +The painter turned as he spoke; and the bright northern light which fell +upon the sitter's head was intercepted, and lighted up his own as he +addressed us. Out of that bright light looked his pale thoughtful face, +and long locks and eager brown eyes. The palette on his arm was a great +shield painted of many colours: he carried his mall-stick and a sheaf of +brushes along with the weapons of his glorious but harmless war. With +these he achieves conquests, wherein none are wounded save the envious: +with that he shelters him against how much idleness, ambition, +temptations! Occupied over that consoling work, idle thoughts cannot gain +mastery over him: selfish wishes or desires are kept at bay. Art is +truth: and truth is religion: and its study and practice a daily work of +pious duty. What are the world's struggles, brawls, successes, to that +calm recluse pursuing his calling? See, twinkling in the darkness round +his chamber, numberless beautiful trophies of the graceful victories +which he has won:--sweet flowers of fancy reared by him:--kind shapes of +beauty which he has devised and moulded. The world enters into the +artist's studio, and scornfully bids him a price for his genius, or makes +dull pretence to admire it. What know you of his art? You cannot read the +alphabet of that sacred book, good old Thomas Newcome! What can you tell +of its glories, joys, secrets, consolations? Between his two best-beloved +mistresses, poor Clive's luckless father somehow interposes; and with +sorrowful, even angry protests. In place of Art the Colonel brings him a +ledger; and in lieu of first love, shows him Rosey. + +No wonder that Clive hangs his head; rebels sometimes, desponds always: +he has positively determined to refuse to stand for Newcome, Ridley says. +Laura is glad of his refusal, and begins to think of him once more as of +the Clive of old days. + + + + +CHAPTER LXVI + +In which the Colonel and the Newcome Athenaeum are both lectured + + +At breakfast with his family, on the morning after the little +entertainment to which we were bidden, in the last chapter, Colonel +Newcome was full of the projected invasion of Barnes's territories, and +delighted to think that there was an opportunity of at last humiliating +that rascal. + +"Clive does not think he is a rascal at all, papa," cries Rosey, from +behind her tea-urn; "that is, you said you thought papa judged him too +harshly; you know you did, this morning!" And from her husband's angry +glances, she flies to his father's for protection. Those were even +fiercer than Clive's. Revenge flashed from beneath Thomas Newcome's +grizzled eyebrows, and glanced in the direction where Clive sat. Then the +Colonel's face flushed up, and he cast his eyes down towards his tea-cup, +which he lifted with a trembling hand. The father and son loved each +other so, that each was afraid of the other. A war between two such men +is dreadful; pretty little pink-faced Rosey, in a sweet little morning +cap and ribbons, her pretty little fingers twinkling with a score of +rings, sat simpering before her silver tea-urn, which reflected her +pretty little pink baby face. Little artless creature! what did she know +of the dreadful wounds which her little words inflicted in the one +generous breast and the other? + +"My boy's heart is gone from me," thinks poor Thomas Newcome; "our family +is insulted, our enterprises ruined, by that traitor, and my son is not +even angry! he does not care for the success of our plans--for the honour +of our name even; I make him a position of which any young man in England +might be proud, and Clive scarcely deigns to accept it." + +"My wife appeals to my father," thinks poor Clive; "it is from him she +asks counsel, and not from me. Be it about the ribbon in her cap, or any +other transaction in our lives, she takes her colour from his opinion, +and goes to him for advice, and I have to wait till it is given, and +conform myself to it. If I differ from the dear old father, I wound him; +if I yield up my opinion, as I do always, it is with a bad grace, and I +wound him still. With the best intentions in the world, what a slave's +life it is that he has made for me!" + +"How interested you are in your papers!" resumes the sprightly nosey. +"What can you find in those horrid politics?" Both gentlemen are looking +at their papers with all their might, and no doubt cannot see one single +word which those brilliant and witty leading articles contain. + +"Clive is like you, Rosey," says the Colonel, laying his paper down, "and +does not care for politics." + +"He only cares for pictures, papa," says Mrs. Clive. "He would not drive +with me yesterday in the Park, but spent hours in his room, while you +were toiling in the City, poor papa!--spent hours painting a horrid +beggar-man dressed up as a monk. And this morning, he got up quite early, +quite early, and has been out ever so long, and only came in for +breakfast just now! just before the bell rung." + +"I like a ride before breakfast," says Clive. + +"A ride! I know where you have been, sir! He goes away morning after +morning, to that little Mr. Ridley's--his chums, papa, and he comes back +with his hands all over horrid paint. He did this morning; you know you +did, Clive." + +"I did not keep any one waiting, Rosa," says Clive. "I like to have two +or three hours at my painting when I can spare time." Indeed, the poor +fellow used so to run away of summer meetings for Ridley's instructions, +and gallop home again, so as to be in time for the family meal. + +"Yes," cries Rosey, tossing up the cap and ribbons, "he gets up so early +in the morning, that at night he falls asleep after dinner; very pleasant +and polite, isn't he, papa?" + +"I am up betimes too, my dear," says the Colonel (many and many a time he +must have heard Clive as he left the house); "I have a great many letters +to write, affairs of the greatest importance to examine and conduct. Mr. +Betts from the City is often with me for hours before I come down to your +breakfast-table. A man who has the affairs of such a great bank as ours +to look to, must be up with the lark. We are all early risers in India." + +"You dear kind papa!" says little Rosey, with unfeigned admiration; and +she puts out one of the plump white little jewelled hands, and pats the +lean brown paw of the Colonel which is nearest to her. + +"Is Ridley's picture getting on well, Clive?" asks the Colonel, trying to +interest himself about Ridley and his picture. + +"Very well; it is beautiful; he has sold it for a great price; they must +make him an Academician next year," replies Clive. + +"A most industrious and meritorious young man; he deserves every honour +that may happen to him," says the old soldier. "Rosa, my dear, it is time +that you should ask Mr. Ridley to dinner, and Mr. Smee, and some of those +gentlemen. We will drive this afternoon and see your portrait." + +"Clive does not go to sleep after dinner when Mr. Ridley comes here," +cries Rosa. + +"No; I think it is my turn then," says the Colonel, with a glance of +kindness. The anger has disappeared from under his brows; at that moment +the menaced battle is postponed. + +"And yet I know that it must come," says poor Clive, telling me the story +as he hangs on my arm, and we pace through the Park. "The Colonel and I +are walking on a mine, and that poor little wife of mine is perpetually +flinging little shells to fire it. I sometimes wish it were blown up, and +I were done for, Pen. I don't think my widow would break her heart about +me. No; I have no right to say that; it's a shame to say that; she tries +her very best to please me, poor little dear. It's the fault of my +temper, perhaps, that she can't. But they neither understand me, don't +you see? the Colonel can't help thinking I am a degraded being, because I +am fond of painting. Still, dear old boy, he patronises Ridley; a man of +genius, whom those sentries ought to salute, by Jove, sir, when he +passes. Ridley patronised by an old officer of Indian dragoons, a little +bit of a Rosey, and a fellow who is not fit to lay his palette for him! I +want sometimes to ask J. J.'s pardon, after the Colonel has been talking +to him in his confounded condescending way, uttering some awful bosh +about the fine arts. Rosey follows him, and trips round J. J.'s studio, +and pretends to admire, and says, 'How soft; how sweet!' recalling some +of mamma-in-law's dreadful expressions, which make me shudder when I hear +them. If my poor old father had a confidant into whose arm he could hook +his own, and whom he could pester with his family griefs as I do you, the +dear old boy would have his dreary story to tell too. I hate banks, +bankers, Bundelcund, indigo, cotton, and the whole business. I go to that +confounded board, and never hear one syllable that the fellows are +talking about. I sit there because he wishes me to sit there; don't you +think he sees that my heart is out of the business; that I would rather +be at home in my painting-room? We don't understand each other, but we +feel each other, as it were by instinct. Each thinks in his own way, but +knows what the other is thinking. We fight mute battles, don't you see, +and, our thoughts, though we don't express them, are perceptible to one +another, and come out from our eyes, or pass out from us somehow, and +meet, and fight, and strike, and wound." + +Of course Clive's confidant saw how sore and unhappy the poor fellow was, +and commiserated his fatal but natural condition. The little ills of life +are the hardest to bear, as we all very well know. What would the +possession of a hundred thousand a year, or fame, and the applause of +one's countrymen, or the loveliest and best-beloved woman,--of any glory, +and happiness, or good-fortune avail to a gentleman, for instance, who +was allowed to enjoy them only with the condition of wearing a shoe with +a couple of nails or sharp pebbles inside it? All fame and happiness +would disappear, and plunge down that shoe. All life would rankle round +those little nails. I strove, by such philosophic sedatives as confidants +are wont to apply on these occasions, to soothe my poor friend's anger +and pain; and I dare say the little nails hurt the patient just as much +as before. + +Clive pursued his lugubrious talk through the Park, and continued it as +far as the modest-furnished house which we then occupied in the Pimlico +region. It so happened that the Colonel and Mrs. Clive also called upon +us that day, and found this culprit in Laura's drawing-room, when they +entered it, descending out of that splendid barouche in which we have +already shown Mrs. Clive to the public. + +"He has not been here for months before; nor have you Rosa; nor have you, +Colonel; though we have smothered our indignation, and been to dine with +you, and to call, ever so many times!" cries Laura. + +The Colonel pleaded his business engagements; Rosa, that little woman of +the world, had a thousand calls to make, and who knows how much to do? +since she came out. She had been to fetch papa, at Bays's, and the porter +had told the Colonel that Mr. Clive and Mr. Pendennis had just left the +club together. + +"Clive scarcely ever drives with me," says Rosa; "papa almost always +does." + +"Rosey's is such a swell carriage, that I feel ashamed," says Clive. + +"I don't understand you young men. I don't see why you need be ashamed to +go on the Course with your wife in her carriage, Clive," remarks the +Colonel. + +"The Course! the Course is at Calcutta, papa!" cries Rosey. We drive in +the Park." + +"We have a park at Barrackpore too, my dear," says papa. + +"And he calls his grooms saices! He said he was going to send away a +saice for being tipsy, and I did not know in the least what he could +mean, Laura!" + +"Mr. Newcome! you must go and drive on the Course with Rosa now; and the +Colonel must sit and talk with me, whom he has not been to see for such a +long time." Clive presently went off in state by Rosey's side, and then +Laura showed Colonel Newcome his beautiful white Cashmere shawl round a +successor of that little person who had first been wrapped in that web, +now a stout young gentleman whose noise could be clearly heard in the +upper regions. + +"I wish you could come down with us, Arthur, upon our electioneering +visit." + +"That of which you were talking last night? Are you bent upon it?" + +"Yes, I am determined on it." + +Laura heard a child's cry at this moment, and left the room with a +parting glance at her husband, who in fact had talked over the matter +with Mrs. Pendennis, and agreed with her in opinion. + +As the Colonel had opened the question, I ventured to make a respectful +remonstrance against the scheme. Vindictiveness on the part of a man so +simple and generous, so fair and noble in all his dealings as Thomas +Newcome, appeared in my mind unworthy of him. Surely his kinsman had +sorrow and humiliation enough already at home. Barnes's further +punishment, we thought, might be left to time, to remorse, to the Judge +of right and wrong; Who better understands than we can do, our causes and +temptations towards evil actions, Who reserves the sentence for His own +tribunal. But when angered, the best of us mistake our own motives, as we +do those of the enemy who inflames us. What may be private revenge, we +take to be indignant virtue and just revolt against wrong. The Colonel +would not hear of counsels of moderation, such as I bore him from a sweet +Christian pleader. "Remorse!" he cried out with a laugh, "that villain +will never feel it until he is tied up and whipped at the cart's tail! +Time change that rogue! Unless he is wholesomely punished, he will grow a +greater scoundrel every year. I am inclined to think, sir," says he, his +honest brows darkling as he looked towards me, "that you too are spoiled +by this wicked world, and these heartless, fashionable, fine people. You +wish to live well with the enemy, and with us too, Pendennis. It can't +be. He who is not with us is against us. I very much fear, sir, that the +women, the women, you understand, have been talking you over. Do not let +us speak any more about this subject, for I don't wish that my son, and +my son's old friend, should have a quarrel." His face became red, his +voice quivered with agitation, and he looked with glances which I was +pained to behold in those kind old eyes: not because his wrath and +suspicion visited myself, but because an impartial witness, nay, a friend +to Thomas Newcome in that family quarrel, I grieved to think that a +generous heart was led astray, and to see a good man do wrong. So with no +more thanks for his interference than a man usually gets who meddles in +domestic strifes, the present luckless advocate ceased pleading. + +To be sure, the Colonel and Clive had other advisers, who did not take +the peaceful side. George Warrington was one of these; he was for war a +l'outrance with Barnes Newcome; for keeping no terms with such a villain. +He found a pleasure in hunting him, and whipping him. "Barnes ought to be +punished," George said, "for his poor wife's misfortune; it was Barnes's +infernal cruelty, wickedness, selfishness, which had driven her into +misery and wrong." Mr. Warrington went down to Newcome, and was present +at that lecture whereof mention has been made in a previous chapter. I am +afraid his behaviour was very indecorous; he laughed at the pathetic +allusions of the respected Member for Newcome; he sneered at the sublime +passages; he wrote an awful critique in the Newcome Independent two days +after, whereof the irony was so subtle, that half the readers of the +paper mistook his grave scorn for respect, and his gibes for praise. + +Clive, his father, and Frederick Bayham, their faithful aide-de-camp, +were at Newcome likewise when Sir Barnes's oration was delivered. At +first it was given out at Newcome that the Colonel visited the place for +the purpose of seeing his dear old friend and pensioner, Mrs. Mason, who +was now not long to enjoy his bounty, and so old, as scarcely to know her +benefactor. Only after her sleep, or when the sun warmed her and the old +wine with which he supplied her, was the good old woman able to recognise +her Colonel. She mingled father and son together in her mind. A lady who +now often came in to her, thought she was wandering in her talk, when the +poor old woman spoke of a visit she had had from her boy; and then the +attendant told Miss Newcome that such a visit had actually taken place, +and that but yesterday Clive and his father had been in that room, and +occupied the chair where she sat. "The young lady was taken quite ill, +and seemed ready to faint almost," Mrs. Mason's servant and spokeswoman +told Colonel Newcome when that gentleman arrived shortly after Ethel's +departure, to see his old nurse. "Indeed! he was very sorry." The maid +told many stories about Miss Newcome's goodness and charity; how she was +constantly visiting the poor now; how she was for ever engaged in good +works for the young, the sick, and the aged. She had had a dreadful +misfortune in love; she was going to be married to a young marquis; +richer even than Prince de Moncontour down at Rosebury; but it was all +broke off on account of that dreadful affair at the Hall. + +Was she very good to the poor? did she come often to see her +grandfather's old friend? it was no more than she ought "to do," Colonel +Newcome said; without, however, thinking fit to tell his informant that +he had himself met his niece Ethel, five minutes before he had entered +Mrs. Mason's door. + +The poor thing was in discourse with Mr. Harris, the surgeon, and talking +(as best she might, for no doubt the news which she had just heard had +agitated her), talking about blankets, and arrowroot, wine, and +medicaments for her poor, when she saw her uncle coming towards her. She +tottered a step or two forwards to meet him; held both her hands out, and +called his name; but he looked her sternly in the face, took off his hat +and bowed, and passed on. He did not think fit to mention the meeting +even to his son, Clive; but we may be sure Mr. Harris, the surgeon, spoke +of the circumstance that night after the lecture, at the club, where a +crowd of gentlemen were gathered together, smoking their cigars, and +enjoying themselves according to their custom, and discussing Sir Barnes +Newcome's performance. + +According to established usage in such cases, our esteemed representative +was received by the committee of the Newcome Athenaeum, assembled in +their committee-room, and thence marshalled by the chairman and +vice-chairman to his rostrum in the lecture-hall, round about which the +magnates of the institution and the notabilities of the town were rallied +on this public occasion. The Baronet came in some state from his own +house, arriving at Newcome in his carriage with four horses, accompanied +by my lady his mother, and Miss Ethel his beautiful sister, who now was +mistress at the Hall. His little girl was brought--five years old now; +she sate on her aunt's knee, and slept during a greater part of the +performance. A fine bustle, we may be sure, was made on the introduction +of these personages to their reserved seats on the platform, where they +sate encompassed by others of the great ladies of Newcome, to whom they +and the lecturer were especially gracious at this season. Was not +Parliament about to be dissolved, and were not the folks at Newcome +Park particularly civil at that interesting period? So Barnes Newcome +mounts his pulpit, bows round to the crowded assembly in acknowledgment +of their buzz of applause or recognition, passes his lily-white +pocket-handkerchief across his thin lips, and dashes off into his lecture +about Mrs. Hemans and the poetry of the affections. A public man, a +commercial man as we well know, yet his heart is in his home, and his joy +in his affections; the presence of this immense assembly here this +evening; of the industrious capitalists; of the intelligent middle class; +of the pride and mainstay of England, the operatives of Newcome; these, +surrounded by their wives and their children (a graceful bow to the +bonnets to the right of the platform), show that they too have hearts to +feel, and homes to cherish; that they, too, feel the love of women, the +innocence of children, the love of song! Our lecturer then makes a +distinction between man's poetry and woman's poetry, charging +considerably in favour of the latter. We show that to appeal to the +affections is after all the true office of the bard; to decorate the +homely threshold, to wreathe flowers round the domestic hearth, the +delightful duty of the Christian singer. We glance at Mrs. Hemans's +biography, and state where she was born, and under what circumstances she +must have at first, etc. etc. Is this a correct account of Sir Barnes +Newcome's lecture? I was not present, and did not read the report. Very +likely the above may be a reminiscence of that mock lecture which +Warrington delivered in anticipation of the Baronet's oration. + +After he had read for about five minutes, it was remarked the Baronet +suddenly stopped and became exceedingly confused over his manuscript: +betaking himself to his auxiliary glass of water before he resumed his +discourse, which for a long time was languid, low, and disturbed in tone. +This period of disturbance, no doubt, must have occurred when Sir Barnes +saw before him F. Bayham and Warrington seated in the amphitheatre; and, +by the side of those fierce scornful countenances, Clive Newcome's pale +face. + +Clive Newcome was not looking at Barnes. His eyes were fixed upon the +lady seated not far from the lecturer--upon Ethel, with her arm round her +little niece's shoulder, and her thick black ringlets drooping down over +a face paler than Clive's own. + +Of course she knew that Clive was present. She was aware of him as she +entered the hall; saw him at the very first moment; saw nothing but him, +I dare say, though her eyes were shut and her head was turned now towards +her mother, and now bent down on the little niece's golden curls. And the +past and its dear histories, and youth and its hopes and passions, and +tones and looks for ever echoing in the heart, and present in the memory +--these, no doubt, poor Clive saw and heard as he looked across the great +gulf of time, and parting, and grief, and beheld the woman he had loved +for many years. There she sits; the same, but changed: as gone from him +as if she were dead; departed indeed into another sphere, and entered +into a kind of death. If there is no love more in yonder heart, it is but +a corpse unburied. Strew round it the flowers of youth. Wash it with +tears of passion. Wrap it and envelop it with fond devotion. Break heart, +and fling yourself on the bier, and kiss her cold lips and press her +hand! It falls back dead on the cold breast again. The beautiful lips +have never a blush or a smile. Cover them and lay them in the ground, and +so take thy hatband off, good friend, and go to thy business. Do you +suppose you are the only man who has had to attend such a funeral? You +will find some men smiling and at work the day after. Some come to the +grave now and again out of the world, and say a brief prayer, and a "God +bless her!" With some men, she gone, and her viduous mansion your heart +to let, her successor, the new occupant, poking in all the drawers and +corners, and cupboards of the tenement, finds her miniature and some of +her dusty old letters hidden away somewhere, and says--Was this the face +he admired so? Why, allowing even for the painter's flattery, it is quite +ordinary, and the eyes certainly do not look straight. Are these the +letters you thought so charming? Well, upon my word, I never read +anything more commonplace in my life! See, here's a line half blotted +out. Oh, I suppose she was crying then--some of her tears, idle tears-- +Hark, there is Barnes Newcome's eloquence still plapping on like water +from a cistern--and our thoughts, where have they wandered? far away from +the lecture--as far away as Clive's almost. And now the fountain ceases +to trickle; the mouth from which issued that cool and limpid flux ceases +to smile; the figure is seen to bow and retire; a buzz, a hum, a whisper, +a scuffle, a meeting of bonnets and wagging of feathers and rustling of +silks ensues. "Thank you! delightful, I am sure!" "I really was quite +overcome;" "Excellent;" "So much obliged," are rapid phrases heard +amongst the polite on the platform. While down below, "Yaw! quite enough +of that;" "Mary Jane, cover your throat up, and don't kitch cold, and +don't push me, please, sir;" "Arry! coom along and ave a pint a ale," +etc., are the remarks heard, or perhaps not heard, by Clive Newcome, as +he watches at the private entrance of the Athenaeum, where Sir Barnes's +carriage is waiting with its flaming lamps, and domestics in state +liveries. One of them comes out of the building bearing the little girl +in his arms, and lays her in the carriage. Then Sir Barnes, and Lady +Anne, and the Mayor; then Ethel issues forth, and as she passes under the +lamps, beholds Clive's face as pale and sad as her own. + +Shall we go visit the lodge-gates of Newcome Park the moon shining on +their carving? Is there any pleasure in walking by miles of grey paling, +and endless palisades of firs? Oh, you fool, what do you hope to see +behind that curtain? Absurd fugitive, whither would you run? Can you +burst the tether of fate: and is not poor dear little Rosey Mackenzie +sitting yonder waiting for you by the stake? Go home, sir; and don't +catch cold. So Mr. Clive returns to the King's Arms, and goes up to his +bedroom, and he hears Mr. F. Bayham's deep voice as he passes by the +Boscawen Room, where the Jolly Britons are as usual assembled. + + + + +CHAPTER LXVII + +Newcome and Liberty + + +We have said that the Baronet's lecture was discussed in the +midnight senate assembled at the King's Arms, where Mr. Tom Potts +showed the orator no mercy. The senate of the King's Arms was hostile +to Sir Barnes Newcome. Many other Newcomites besides were savage and +inclined to revolt against the representative of their borough. As these +patriots met over their cups, and over the bumper of friendship uttered +the sentiments of freedom, they had often asked of one another, where +should a man be found to rid Newcome of its dictator? Generous hearts +writhed under the oppression: patriotic eyes scowled when Barnes Newcome +went by: with fine satire, Tom Potts at Brown the hatter's shop, who made +the hats for Sir Barnes Newcome's domestics, proposed to take one of the +beavers--a gold-laced one with a cockade and a cord--and set it up in the +market-place and bid all Newcome come bow to it, as to the hat of +Gessler. "Don't you think, Potts," says F. Bayham, who of course was +admitted into the King's Arms club, and ornamented that assembly by his +presence and discourse, "Don't you think the Colonel would make a good +William Tell to combat against that Gessler?" Ha! Proposal received with +acclamation--eagerly adopted by Charles Tucker, Esq., Attorney-at-Law, +who would not have the slightest objection to conduct Colonel Newcome's, +or any other gentleman's electioneering business in Newcome or elsewhere. + +Like those three gentlemen in the plays and pictures of William Tell, who +conspire under the moon, calling upon liberty and resolving to elect Tell +as their especial champion--like Arnold, Melchthal, and Werner--Tom +Potts, Fred Bayham, and Charles Tucker, Esqs., conspired round a +punch-bowl, and determined that Thomas Newcome should be requested to +free his country. A deputation from the electors of Newcome, that is to +say, these very gentlemen waited on the Colonel in his apartment the very +next morning, and set before him the state of the borough; Barnes +Newcome's tyranny, under which it groaned; and the yearning of all honest +men to be free from that usurpation. Thomas Newcome received the +deputation with great solemnity and politeness, crossed his legs, folded +his arms, smoked his cheroot, and listened moat decorously, as now Potts, +now Tucker, expounded to him; Bayham giving the benefit of his emphatic +"hear, hear," to their statements, and explaining dubious phrases to the +Colonel in the most affable manner. + +Whatever the conspirators had to say against Barnes, Colonel Newcome was +only too ready to believe. He had made up his mind that that criminal +ought to be punished and exposed. The lawyer's covert innuendoes, who was +ready to insinuate any amount of evil against Barnes which could safely +be uttered, were by no means strong enough for Thomas Newcome. "'Sharp +practice! exceedingly alive to his own interests--reported violence of +temper and tenacity of money'--say swindling at once, sir--say falsehood +and rapacity--say cruelty and avarice," cries the Colonel. "I believe, +upon my honour and conscience, that unfortunate young man to be guilty of +every one of those crimes." + +Mr. Bayham remarks to Mr. Potts that our friend the Colonel, when he does +utter an opinion, takes care that there shall be no mistake about it. + +"And I took care there should be no mistake before I uttered it at all, +Bayham!" cries F. B.'s patron. "As long as I was in any doubt about this +young man, I gave the criminal the benefit of it, as a man who admires +our glorious constitution should do, and kept my own counsel, sir." + +"At least," remarks Mr. Tucker, "enough is proven to show that Sir Barnes +Newcome Newcome, Baronet, is scarce a fit person to represent this great +borough in Parliament." + +"Represent Newcome in Parliament! It is a disgrace to that noble +institution the English House of Commons, that Barnes Newcome should sit +in it. A man whose word you cannot trust; a man stained with every +private crime. What right has he to sit in the assembly of the +legislators of the land, sir?" cries the Colonel, waving his hand as if +addressing a chamber of deputies. + +"You are for upholding the House of Commons?" inquires the lawyer. + +"Of course, sir, of course." + +"And for increasing the franchise, Colonel Newcome, I should hope?" +continues Mr. Tucker. + +"Every man who can read and write ought to have a vote, sir; that is my +opinion!" cries the Colonel. + +"He's a Liberal to the backbone," says Potts to Tucker. + +"To the backbone!" responds Tucker to Potts. "The Colonel will do for us, +Potts." + +"We want such a man, Tucker; the Independent has been crying out for such +a man for years past. We ought to have a Liberal as second representative +of this great town--not a sneaking half-and-half Ministerialist like Sir +Barnes, a fellow with one leg in the Carlton and the other in Brookes's. +Old Mr. Bunce we can't touch. His place is safe; he is a good man of +business: we can't meddle with Mr. Bunce--I know that, who know the +feeling of the country pretty well." + +"Pretty well! Better than any man in Newcome, Potts!" cries Mr. Tucker. + +"But a good man like the Colonel,--a good Liberal like the Colonel,--a +man who goes in for household suffrage----" + +"Certainly, gentlemen." + +"And the general great Liberal principles--we know, of course--such a man +would assuredly have a chance against Sir Barnes Newcome at the coming +election! could we find such a man! a real friend of the people!" + +"I know a friend of the people if ever there was one," F. Bayham +interposes. + +"A man of wealth, station, experience; a man who has fought for his +country; a man who is beloved in this place as you are, Colonel Newcome: +for your goodness is known, sir--You are not ashamed of your origin, and +there is not a Newcomite old or young, but knows how admirably good you +have been to your old friend, Mrs.--Mrs. What-d'-you-call'-em." + +"Mrs. Mason," from F. B. + +"Mrs. Mason. If such a man as you, sir, would consent to put himself in +nomination at the next election, every true Liberal in this place would +rush to support you; and crush the oligarchy who rides over the liberties +of this borough!" + +"Something of this sort, gentlemen, I own to you had crossed my mind," +Thomas Newcome remarked. "When I saw that disgrace to my name, and the +name of my father's birthplace, representing the borough in Parliament, I +thought for the credit of the town and the family, the Member for Newcome +at least might be an honest man. I am an old soldier; have passed all my +life in India; and am little conversant with affairs at home" (cries of +"You are, you are"). "I hoped that my son, Mr. Clive Newcome, might have +been found qualified to contest this borough against his unworthy cousin, +and possibly to sit as your representative in Parliament. The wealth I +have had the good fortune to amass will descend to him naturally, and at +no very distant period of time, for I am nearly seventy years of age, +gentlemen." + +The gentlemen are astonished at this statement. + +"But," resumed the Colonel; "my son Clive, as my friend Bayham knows, and +to my own regret and mortification, as I don't care to confess to you, +declares he has no interest or desire in politics, or for public +distinction--prefers his own pursuits--and even these I fear do not +absorb him--declines the offer which I made him, to present himself in +opposition to Sir Barnes Newcome. It becomes men in a certain station, as +I think, to assert that station; and though a few years back I never +should have thought of public life at all, and proposed to end my days in +quiet as a retired dragoon officer, since--since it has pleased Heaven to +increase very greatly my pecuniary means, to place me, as a director and +manager of an important banking company, in a station of great public +responsibility, I and my brother-directors have thought it but right that +one of us should sit in Parliament, if possible, and I am not a man to +shirk from that or from any other duty." + +"Colonel, will you attend a meeting of electors which we will call, and +say as much to them and as well?" cries Mr. Potts. "Shall I put an +announcement in my paper to the effect that you are ready to come +forward?" + +"I am prepared to do so, my good sir." + +And presently this solemn palaver ended. + +Besides the critical article upon the Baronet's lecture, of which Mr. +Warrington was the author, there appeared in the leading columns of the +ensuing number of Mr. Potts' Independent, some remarks of a very smashing +or hostile nature, against the Member for Newcome. "This gentleman has +shown such talent in the lecturing business," the Independent said, "that +it is a great pity he should not withdraw himself from politics, and +cultivate what all Newcome knows are the arts which he understands best; +namely, poetry and the domestic affections. The performance of our +talented representative last night was so pathetic as to bring tears into +the eyes of several of our fair friends. We have heard, but never +believed until now, that Sir Barnes Newcome possessed such a genius for +making women cry. Last week we had the talented Miss Noakes, from +Slowcome, reading Milton to us; how far superior was the eloquence of Sir +Barnes Newcome Newcome, Bart., even to that of the celebrated jestress! +Bets were freely offered in the room last night that Sir Barnes would +beat any woman,--bets which were not taken, as we scarcely need say, so +well do our citizens appreciate the character of our excellent, our +admirable representative.--Let the Baronet stick to his lectures, and let +Newcome relieve him of his political occupations. He is not fit for them, +he is too sentimental a man for us; the men of Newcome want a sound +practical person; the Liberals of Newcome have a desire to be +represented. When we elected Sir Barnes, he talked liberally enough, and +we thought he would do, but you see the honourable Baronet is so +poetical! we ought to have known that, and not to have believed him. Let +us have a straightforward gentleman. If not a man of words, at least let +us have a practical man. If not a man of eloquence, one at any rate whose +word we can trust, and we can't trust Sir Barnes Newcome's; we have tried +him, and we can't really. Last night when the ladies were crying, we +could not for the souls of us help laughing. We hope we know how to +conduct ourselves as gentlemen. We trust we did not interrupt the harmony +of the evening; but Sir Barnes Newcome, prating about children and +virtue, and affection and poetry, this is really too strong. + +"The Independent, faithful to its name, and ever actuated by principles +of honour, has been, as our thousands of readers know, disposed to give +Sir Barnes Newcome Newcome, Bart., a fair trial. When he came forward +after his father's death, we believed in his pledges and promises, as a +retrencher and reformer, and we stuck by him. Is there any man in +Newcome, except, perhaps, our twaddling old contemporary the Sentinel, +who believes in Sir B. N. any more? We say no, and we now give the +readers of the Independent, and the electors of this borough, fair +notice, that when the dissolution of Parliament takes place, a good man, +a true man, a man of experience, no dangerous Radical, or brawling tap +orator--Mr. Hicks's friends well understand whom we mean--but a gentleman +of Liberal principles, well-won wealth, and deserved station and honour, +will ask the electors of Newcome whether they are, or are not +discontented with their present unworthy Member. The Independent for one, +says, we know good men of your family, we know in it men who would do +honour to any name; but you, Sir Barnes Newcome Newcome, Bart., we trust +no more." + +In the electioneering matter, which had occasioned my unlucky +interference, and that subsequent little coolness upon the good Colonel's +part, Clive Newcome had himself shown that the scheme was not to his +liking; had then submitted as his custom was: and doing so with a bad +grace, as also was to be expected, had got little thanks for his +obedience. Thomas Newcome was hurt at his son's faint-heartedness, and of +course little Rosey was displeased at his hanging back. He set off in his +father's train, a silent, unwilling partisan. Thomas Newcome had the +leisure to survey Clive's glum face opposite to him during the whole of +their journey, and to chew his mustachios, and brood upon his wrath and +wrongs. His life had been a sacrifice for that boy! What darling schemes +had he not formed in his behalf, and how superciliously did Clive meet +his projects! The Colonel could not see the harm of which he had himself +been the author. Had he not done everything in mortal's power for his +son's happiness, and how many young men in England were there with such +advantages as this moody, discontented, spoiled boy? As Clive backed out +of the contest, of course his father urged it only the more vehemently. +Clive slunk away from committees and canvassing, and lounged about the +Newcome manufactories, whilst his father, with anger and bitterness in +his heart, remained at the post of honour, as he called it, bent upon +overcoming his enemy and carrying his point against Barnes Newcome. "If +Paris will not fight, sir," the Colonel said, with a sad look following +his son, "Priam must." Good old Priam believed his cause to be a +perfectly just one, and that duty and his honour called upon him to draw +the sword. So there was difference between Thomas Newcome and Clive his +son. I protest it is with pain and reluctance I have to write that the +good old man was in error--that there was a wrong-doer, and that Atticus +was he. + +Atticus, be it remembered, thought himself compelled by the very best +motives. Thomas Newcome, the Indian banker, was at war with Barnes, the +English banker. The latter had commenced the hostilities by a sudden and +cowardly act of treason. There were private wrongs to envenom the +contest, but it was the mercantile quarrel on which the Colonel chose to +set his declaration of war. Barnes's first dastardly blow had +occasioned it, and his uncle was determined to carry it through. This I +have said was also George Warrington's judgment, who, in the ensuing +struggle between Sir Barnes and his uncle, acted as a very warm and +efficient partisan of the latter. "Kinsmanship!" says George, "what has +old Tom Newcome ever had from his kinsman but cowardice and treachery? If +Barnes had held up his finger, the young one might have been happy; if he +could have effected it, the Colonel and his bank would have been ruined. +I am for war, and for seeing the old boy in Parliament. He knows no more +about politics than I do about dancing the polka; but there are five +hundred wiseacres in that assembly who know no more than he does, and an +honest man taking his seat there, in place of a confounded little rogue, +at least makes a change for the better." + +I dare say Thomas Newcome, Esq. would by no means have concurred in the +above estimate of his political knowledge, and thought himself as well +informed as another. He used to speak with the greatest gravity about our +constitution as the pride and envy of the world, though he surprised you +as much by the latitudinarian reforms, which he was eager to press +forward, as by the most singular old Tory opinions which he advocated on +other occasions. He was for having every man to vote; every poor man to +labour short time and get high wages; every poor curate to be paid double +or treble; every bishop to be docked of his salary, and dismissed from +the House of Lords. But he was a staunch admirer of that assembly, and a +supporter of the rights of the Crown. He was for sweeping off taxes from +the poor, and as money must be raised to carry on government, he opined +that the rich should pay. He uttered all these opinions with the greatest +gravity and emphasis, before a large assembly of electors, and others +convened in the Newcome Town Hall, amid the roars of applause of the +non-electors, and the bewilderment and consternation of Mr. Potts, of the +Independent, who had represented the Colonel in his paper as a safe and +steady reformer. Of course the Sentinel showed him up as a most dangerous +radical, a sepoy republican, and so forth, to the wrath and indignation +of Colonel Newcome. He a republican! he scorned the name! He would die as +he had bled many a time for his sovereign. He an enemy of our beloved +Church! He esteemed and honoured it, as he hated and abhorred the +superstitions of Rome. (Yells, from the Irish in the crowd.) He an enemy +of the House of Lords! He held it to be the safeguard of the constitution +and the legitimate prize of our most illustrious, naval, military, and-- +and--legal heroes (ironical cheers). He repelled with scorn the dastard +attacks of the journal which had assailed him; he asked, laying his hands +on his heart, if as a gentleman, an officer bearing Her Majesty's +commission, he could be guilty of a desire to subvert her empire and to +insult the dignity of her crown? + +After this second speech at the Town Hall, it was asserted by a +considerable party in Newcome, that Old Tom (as the mob familiarly called +him) was a Tory, while an equal number averred that he was a Radical. Mr. +Potts tried to reconcile his statements, a work in which I should think +the talented editor of the Independent had no little difficulty. "He +knows nothing about it," poor Clive said with a sigh; "his politics are +all sentiment and kindness; he will have the poor man paid double wages, +and does not remember that the employer would be ruined: you have heard +him, Pen, talking in this way at his own table, but when he comes out +armed cap-a-pied, and careers against windmills in public, don't you see +that as Don Quixote's son I had rather the dear brave old gentleman was +at home?" + +So this faineant took but little part in the electioneering doings, +holding moodily aloof from the meetings, and councils, and public-houses, +where his father's partisans were assembled. + + + + +CHAPTER LXVIII + +A Letter and a Reconciliation + + +Miss Ethel Newcome to Mrs. Pendennis: + +"Dearest Laura,--I have not written to you for many weeks past. There +have been some things too trivial, and some too sad, to write about; some +things I know I shall write of if I begin, and yet that I know I had best +leave; for of what good is looking to the past now? Why vex you or myself +by reverting to it? Does not every day bring its own duty and task, and +are these not enough to occupy one? What a fright you must have had with +my little goddaughter! Thank heaven she is well now, and restored to you. +You and your husband I know do not think it essential, but I do, most +essential, and am very grateful that she was taken to church before her +illness. + +"Is Mr. Pendennis proceeding with his canvass? I try and avoid a certain +subject, but it will come. You know who is canvassing against us here. My +poor uncle has met with very considerable success amongst the lower +classes. He makes them rambling speeches at which my brother and his +friends laugh, but which the people applaud. I saw him only yesterday, on +the balcony of the King's Arms, speaking to a great mob, who were +cheering vociferously below. I had met him before. He would not even stop +and give his Ethel of old days his hand. I would have given him I don't +know what, for one kiss, for one kind word; but he passed on and would +not answer me. He thinks me--what the world thinks me, worldly and +heartless; what I was. But at least, dear Laura, you know that I always +truly loved him, and do now, although he is our enemy, though he believes +and utters the most cruel things against Barnes, though he says that +Barnes Newcome, my father's son, my brother, Laura, is not an honest man. +Hard, selfish, worldly, I own my poor brother to be, and pray Heaven to +amend him; but dishonest! and to be so maligned by the person one loves +best in the world! This is a hard trial. I pray a proud heart may be +bettered by it. + +"And I have seen my cousin; once at a lecture which poor Barnes gave, and +who seemed very much disturbed on perceiving Clive; once afterwards at +good old Mrs. Mason's, whom I have always continued to visit for uncle's +sake. The poor old woman, whose wits are very nearly gone, held both our +hands, and asked when we were going to be married? and laughed, poor old +thing! I cried out to her that Mr. Clive had a wife at home, a young dear +wife, I said. He gave a dreadful sort of laugh, and turned away into the +window. He looks terribly ill, pale, and oldened. + +"I asked him a great deal about his wife, whom I remember a very pretty, +sweet-looking girl indeed, at my Aunt Hobson's, but with a not agreeable +mother as I thought then. He answered me by monosyllables, appeared as +though he would speak, and then became silent. I am pained, and yet glad +that I saw him, I said, not very distinctly, I dare say, that I hoped the +difference between Barnes and uncle would not extinguish his regard for +mamma and me, who have always loved him; when I said loved him, he give +one of his bitter laughs again; and so he did when I said I hoped his +wife was well. You never would tell me much about Mrs. Newcome; and I +fear she does not make my cousin happy. And yet this marriage was of my +uncle's making: another of the unfortunate marriages in our family. I am +glad that I paused in time, before the commission of that sin; I strive +my best, and to amend my temper, my inexperience, my shortcomings, and +try to be the mother of my poor brother's children. But Barnes has never +forgiven me my refusal of Lord Farintosh. He is of the world still, +Laura. Nor must we deal too harshly with people of his nature, who cannot +perhaps comprehend a world beyond. I remember in old days, when we were +travelling on the Rhine, in the happiest days of my whole life, I used to +hear Clive and his friend Mr. Ridley, talk of art and of nature in a way +that I could not understand at first, but came to comprehend better as my +cousin taught me; and since then, I see pictures, landscapes, and +flowers, with quite different eyes, and beautiful secrets as it were, of +which I had no idea before. The secret of all secrets, the secret of the +other life, and the better world beyond ours, may not this be unrevealed +to some? I pray for them all, dearest Laura, for those nearest and +dearest to me, that the truth may lighten their darkness, and Heaven's +great mercy defend them in the perils and dangers of their night. + +"My boy at Sandhurst has done very well indeed; and Egbert, I am happy to +say, thinks of taking orders; he has been very moderate at College. Not +so Alfred; but the Guards are a sadly dangerous school for a young man; I +have promised to pay his debts, and he is to exchange into the line. +Mamma is coming to us at Christmas with Alice; my sister is very pretty +indeed, I think, and I am rejoiced she is to marry young Mr. Mumford, who +has a tolerable living, and who has been attached to her ever since he +was a boy at Rugby School. + +"Little Barnes comes on bravely with his Latin; and Mr. Whitestock, a +most excellent and valuable person in this place, where there is so +much Romanism and Dissent, speaks highly of him. Little Clara is so like +her unhappy mother in a thousand ways and actions, that I am shocked +often; and see my brother starting back and turning his head away, as if +suddenly wounded. I have heard the most deplorable accounts of Lord and +Lady Highgate. Oh, dearest friend and sister!-save you, I think I scarce +know any one that is happy in the world: I trust you may continue so-you +who impart your goodness and kindness to all who come near you-you in +whose sweet serene happiness I am thankful to be allowed to repose +sometimes. You are the island in the desert, Laura! and the birds sing +there, and the fountain flows; and we come and repose by you for a little +while, and to-morrow the march begins again, and the toil, and the +struggle, and the desert. Good-bye, fountain! Whisper kisses to my +dearest little ones from their affectionate Aunt Ethel. + +"A friend of his, a Mr. Warrington, has spoken against us several times +with extraordinary ability, as Barnes owns. Do you know Mr. W.? He wrote +a dreadful article in the Independent, about the last poor lecture, which +was indeed sad, sentimental, commonplace: and the critique is terribly +comical. I could not help laughing, remembering some passages in it, when +Barnes mentioned it: and my brother became so angry! They have put up a +dreadful caricature of B. in Newcome: and my brother says he did it, but +I hope not. It is very droll, though: he used to make them very funnily. +I am glad he has spirits for it. Good-bye again.--E. N." + + +"He says he did it!" cries Mr. Pendennis, laying the letter down. "Barnes +Newcome would scarcely caricature himself, my dear?" + +"'He' often means--means Clive--I think," says Mrs. Pendennis, in an +offhand manner. + +"Oh! he means Clive, does he, Laura?" + +"Yes--and you mean goose, Mr. Pendennis!" that saucy lady replies. + +It must have been about the very time when this letter was written, that +a critical conversation occurred between Clive and his father, of which +the lad did not inform me until much later days; as was the case--the +reader has been more than once begged to believe--with many other +portions of this biography. + +One night the Colonel, having come home from a round of electioneering +visits, not half satisfied with himself; exceedingly annoyed (much more +than he cared to own) with the impudence of some rude fellows at the +public-houses, who had interrupted his fine speeches with odious hiccups +and familiar jeers, was seated brooding over his cheroot by the +chimney-fire; friend F. B. (of whose companionship his patron was +occasionally tired) finding much better amusement with the Jolly Britons +in the Boscawen Room below. The Colonel, as an electioneering business, +had made his appearance in the club. But that ancient Roman warrior had +frightened those simple Britons. His manners were too awful for them: so +were Clive's, who visited them also under Mr. Pott's introduction; but +the two gentlemen, each being full of care and personal annoyance at the +time, acted like wet blankets upon the Britons--whereas F. B. warmed them +and cheered them, affably partook of their meals with them, and +graciously shared their cups. So the Colonel was alone, listening to the +far-off roar of the Britons' choruses by an expiring fire, as he sate by +a glass of cold negus and the ashes of his cigar. + +I dare say he may have been thinking that his fire was well-nigh out,-- +his cup of the dregs, his pipe little more now than dust and ashes--when +Clive, candle in hand, came into their sitting-room. + +As each saw the other's face, it was so very sad and worn and pale, that +the young man started back; and the elder, with quite the tenderness of +old days, cried, "God bless me, my boy, how ill you look! Come and warm +yourself--look, the fire's out. Have something, Clivy!" + +For months past they had not had a really kind word. The tender old voice +smote upon Clive, and he burst into sudden tears. They rained upon his +father's trembling old brown hand, and stooped down and kissed it. + +"You look very ill too, father," says Clive. + +"Ill? not I!" cries the father, still keeping the boy's hand under both +his own on the mantelpiece. "Such a battered old fellow as I am has a +right to look the worse for wear; but you, boy; why do you look so pale?" + +"I have seen a ghost, father," Clive answered. Thomas, however, looked +alarmed and inquisitive as though the boy was wandering in his mind. + +"The ghost of my youth, father, the ghost of my happiness, and the best +days of my life," groaned out the young man. "I saw Ethel to-day. I went +to see Sarah Mason, and she was there." + +"I had seen her, but I did not speak of her," said the father. I thought +it was best not to mention her to you, my poor boy. And are--are you fond +of her still, Clive?" + +"Still! once means always in these things, father, doesn't it? Once means +to-day, and yesterday, and forever and ever." + +"Nay, my boy, you mustn't talk to me so, or even to yourself so. You have +the dearest little wife at home, a dear little wife and child." + +"You had a son, and have been kind enough to him, God knows. You had a +wife: but that doesn't prevent other--other thoughts. Do you know you +never spoke twice in your life about my mother? You didn't care for her." + +"I--I did my duty by her; I denied her nothing. I scarcely ever had a +word with her, and I did my best to make her happy," interposed the +Colonel. + +"I know, but your heart was with the other. So is mine. It's fatal; it +runs in the family, father." + +The boy looked so ineffably wretched that the father's heart melted still +more. "I did my best, Clive," the Colonel gasped out. "I went to that +villain Barnes and offered him to settle every shilling I was worth on +you--I did--you didn't know that--I'd kill myself for your sake, Clivy. +What's an old fellow worth living for? I can live upon a crust and a +cigar. I don't care about a carriage, and only go in it to please Rosey. +I wanted to give up all for you, but he played me false, that scoundrel +cheated us both; he did, and so did Ethel." + +"No, sir; I may have thought so in my rage once, but I know better now. +She was the victim and not the agent. Did Madame de Florac play you false +when she married her husband? It was her fate, and she underwent it. We +all bow to it, we are in the track and the car passes over us. You know +it does, father." The Colonel was a fatalist: he had often advanced this +Oriental creed in his simple discourses with his son and Clive's friends. + +"Besides," Clive went on, "Ethel does not care for me. She received me +to-day quite coldly, and held her hand out as if we had only parted last +year. I suppose she likes that marquis who jilted her--God bless her! How +shall we know what wins the hearts of women? She has mine. There was my +Fate. Praise be to Allah! It is over." + +"But there's that villain who injured you. His isn't over yet," cried the +Colonel, clenching his trembling hand. + +"Ah, father! Let us leave him to Allah too! Suppose Madame de Florac had +a brother who insulted you. You know you wouldn't have revenged yourself. +You would have wounded her in striking him." + +"You called out Barnes yourself, boy," cried the father. + +"That was for another cause, and not for my quarrel. And how do you know +I intended to fire? By Jove, I was so miserable then that an ounce of +lead would have done me little harm!" + +The father saw the son's mind more clearly than he had ever done +hitherto. They had scarcely ever talked upon that subject which the +Colonel found was so deeply fixed in Clive's heart. He thought of his own +early days, and how he had suffered, and beheld his son before him +racked with the same cruel pangs of enduring grief. And he began to own +that he had pressed him too hastily in his marriage; and to make an +allowance for an unhappiness of which he had in part been the cause. + +"Mashallah! Clive, my boy," said the old man, "what is done is done." + +"Let us break up our camp before this place, and not go to war with +Barnes, father," said Clive. "Let us have peace--and forgive him if we +can." + +"And retreat before this scoundrel, Clive?" + +"What is a victory over such a fellow? One gives a chimney-sweep the +wall, father." + +"I say again--What is done is done. I have promised to meet him at the +hustings, and I will. I think it is best: and you are right: and you act +like a high-minded gentleman--and my dear old boy--not to meddle in the +quarrel--though I didn't think so--and the difference gave me a great +deal of pain--and so did what Pendennis said--and I'm wrong--and thank +God I am wrong--and God bless you, my own boy!" the Colonel cried out in +a burst of emotion; and the two went to their bedrooms together, and were +happier as they shook hands at the doors of their adjoining chambers than +they had been for many a long day and year. + + + + +CHAPTER LXIX + +The Election + + +Having thus given his challenge, reconnoitred the enemy, and pledged +himself to do battle at the ensuing election, our Colonel took leave of +the town of Newcome, and returned to his banking affairs in London. His +departure was as that of a great public personage; the gentlemen of the +Committee followed him obsequiously down to the train. "Quick," bawls out +Mr. Potts to Mr. Brown, the station-master, "Quick, Mr. Brown, a carriage +for Colonel Newcome!" Half a dozen hats are taken off as he enters into +the carriage, F. Bayham and his servant after him, with portfolios, +umbrellas, shawls, despatch-boxes. Clive was not there to act as his +father's aide-de-camp. After their conversation together the young man +had returned to Mrs. Clive and his other duties in life. + +It has been said that Mr. Pendennis was in the country, engaged in a +pursuit exactly similar to that which occupied Colonel Newcome. The +menaced dissolution of Parliament did not take place so soon as we +expected. The Ministry still hung together, and by consequence, Sir +Barnes Newcome kept the seat in the House of Commons, from which his +elder kinsman was eager to oust him. Away from London, and having but few +correspondents, save on affairs of business, I heard little of Clive and +the Colonel, save an occasional puff of one of Colonel Newcome's +entertainments in the Pall Mall Gazette, to which journal F. Bayham still +condescended to contribute; and a satisfactory announcement in a certain +part of that paper, that on such a day, in Hyde Park Gardens, Mrs. Clive +Newcome had presented her husband with a son. Clive wrote to me +presently, to inform me of the circumstance, stating at the same time, +with but moderate gratification on his own part, that the Campaigner, +Mrs. Newcome's mamma, had upon this second occasion made a second +lodgment in her daughter's house and bedchamber, and showed herself +affably disposed to forget the little unpleasantries which had clouded +over the sunshine of her former visit. + +Laura, with a smile of some humour, said she thought now would be the +time when, if Clive could be spared from his bank, he might pay us that +visit at Fairoaks which had been due so long, and hinted that change of +air and a temporary absence from Mrs. Mackenzie might be agreeable to my +old friend. + +It was, on the contrary, Mr. Pendennis's opinion that his wife artfully +chose that period of time when little Rosey was, perforce, kept at home +and occupied with her delightful maternal duties, to invite Clive to see +us. Mrs. Laura frankly owned that she liked our Clive better without his +wife than with her, and never ceased to regret that pretty Rosey had not +bestowed her little hand upon Captain Hoby, as she had been very well +disposed at one time to do. Against all marriages of interest this +sentimental Laura never failed to utter indignant protests; and Clive's +had been a marriage of interest, a marriage made up by the old people, a +marriage which the young man had only yielded out of good-nature and +obedience. She would apostrophise her unconscious young ones, and inform +those innocent babies that they should never be made to marry except for +love, never--an announcement which was received with perfect indifference +by little Arthur on his rocking-horse, and little Helen smiling and +crowing in her mother's lap. + +So Clive came down to us, careworn in appearance, but very pleased and +happy, he said, to stay for a while with the friends of his youth. We +showed him our modest rural lions; we got him such sport and company as +our quiet neighbourhood afforded, we gave him fishing in the Brawl, and +Laura in her pony-chaise drove him to Baymouth, and to Clavering Park and +town, and visit the famous cathedral at Chatteris, where she was pleased +to recount certain incidents of her husband's youth. + +Clive laughed at my wife's stories; he pleased himself in our home; he +played with our children, with whom he had became a great favourite; he +was happier, he told me with a sigh, than he had been for many a day. His +gentle hostess echoed the sigh of the poor young fellow. She was sure +that his pleasure was only transitory, and was convinced that many deep +cares weighed upon his mind. + +Ere long my old schoolfellow made me sundry confessions, which showed +that Laura's surmises were correct. About his domestic affairs he did not +treat much; the little boy was said to be a very fine little boy; the +ladies had taken entire possession of him. "I can't stand Mrs. Mackenzie +any longer, I own," says Clive; "but how resist a wife at such a moment? +Rosa was sure she would die, unless her mother came to her, and of course +we invited Mrs. Mack. This time she is all smiles and politeness with the +Colonel: the last quarrel is laid upon me, and in so far I am easy, as +the old folks get on pretty well together." To me, considering these +things, it was clear that Mr. Clive Newcome was but a very secondary +personage indeed in his father's new fine house which he inhabited, and +in which the poor Colonel had hoped they were to live such a happy +family. + +But it was about Clive Newcome's pecuniary affairs that I felt the most +disquiet when he came to explain these to me. The Colonel's capital and +that considerable sum which Mrs. Clive had inherited from her good old +uncle, were all involved in a common stock, of which Colonel Newcome took +the management. "The governor understands business so well, you see," +says Clive; "is a most remarkable head for accounts: he must have +inherited that from my grandfather, you know, who made his own fortune: +all the Newcomes are good at accounts, except me, a poor useless devil +who knows nothing but to paint a picture, and who can't even do that." He +cuts off the head of a thistle as he speaks, bites his tawny mustachios, +plunges his hands into his pockets and his soul into reverie. + +"You don't mean to say," asks Mr. Pendennis, "that your wife's fortune +has not been settled upon herself?" + +"Of course it has been settled upon herself; that is, it is entirely her +own--you know the Colonel has managed all the business, he understands it +better than we do." + +"Do you say that your wife's money is not vested in the hands of +trustees, and for her benefit?" + +"My father is one of the trustees. I tell you he manages the whole thing. +What is his property is mine and ever has been; and I might draw upon him +as much as I liked: and you know it's five times as great as my wife's. +What is his is ours, and what is ours is his, of course; for instance, +the India Stock, which poor Uncle James left, that now stands in the +Colonel's name. He wants to be a Director: he will be at the next +election--he must have a certain quantity of India Stock, don't you see?" + +"My dear fellow, is there then no settlement made upon your wife at all?" + +"You needn't look so frightened," says Clive. "I made a settlement on +her: with all my worldly goods I did her endow three thousand three +hundred and thirty-three pounds six and eightpence, which my father sent +over from India to my uncle, years ago, when I came home." + +I might well indeed be aghast at this news, and had yet further +intelligence from Clive, which by no means contributed to lessen my +anxiety. This worthy old Colonel, who fancied himself to be so clever a +man of business, chose to conduct it in utter ignorance and defiance of +law. If anything happened to the Bundelcund Bank, it was clear that not +only every shilling of his own property, but every farthing bequeathed to +Rosa Mackenzie would be lost; only his retiring pension, which was +luckily considerable, and the hundred pounds a year which Clive had +settled on his wife, would be saved out of the ruin. + +And now Clive confided to me his own serious doubts and misgivings +regarding the prosperity of the Bank itself. He did not know why, but he +could not help fancying that things were going wrong. Those partners who +had come home, having sold out of the Bank, and living in England so +splendidly, why had they quitted it? The Colonel said it was a proof of +the prosperity of the company, that so many gentlemen were enriched who +had taken shares in it. "But when I asked my father," Clive continued, +"why he did not himself withdraw, the dear old Colonel's countenance +fell: he told me such things were not to be done every day; and ended, as +usual, by saying that I do not understand anything about business. No +more I do: that is the truth. I hate the whole concern, Pen! I hate that +great tawdry house in which we live; and those fearfully stupid parties: +--Oh, how I wish we were back in Fitzroy Square! But who can recall +bygones, Arthur; or wrong steps in life? We must make the best of to-day, +and to-morrow must take care of itself. 'Poor little child!' I could not +help thinking, as I took it crying in my arms the other day, 'what has +life in store for you, my poor weeping baby?' My mother-in-law cried out +that I should drop the baby, and that only the Colonel knew how to hold +it. My wife called from her bed; the nurse dashed up and scolded me; and +they drove me out of the room amongst them. By Jove, Pen, I laugh when +some of my friends congratulate me on my good fortune! I am not quite the +father of my own child, nor the husband of my own wife, nor even the +master of my own easel. I am managed for, don't you see? boarded, lodged, +and done for. And here is the man they call happy. Happy! Oh!!! Why had I +not your strength of mind; and why did I ever leave my art, my mistress?" + +And herewith the poor lad fell to chopping thistles again; and quitted +Fairoaks shortly, leaving his friends there very much disquieted about +his prospects, actual and future. + +The expected dissolution of Parliament came at length. All the country +papers in England teemed with electioneering addresses; and the country +was in a flutter with particoloured ribbons. Colonel Thomas Newcome, +pursuant to his promise, offered himself to the independent electors of +Newcome in the Liberal journal of the family town, whilst Sir Barnes +Newcome, Bart., addressed himself to his old and tried friends, and +called upon the friends of the constitution to rally round him, in the +Conservative print. The addresses of our friend were sent to us at +Fairoaks by the Colonel's indefatigable aide-de-camp, Mr. Frederick +Bayham. During the period which had elapsed since the Colonel's last +canvassing visit and the issuing of the writs now daily expected for the +new Parliament, many things of great importance had occurred in Thomas +Newcome's family--events which were kept secret from his biographer, who +was, at this period also, pretty entirely occupied with his own affairs. +These, however, are not the present subject of this history, which has +Newcome for its business, and the parties engaged in the family quarrel +there. + +There were four candidates in the field for the representation of that +borough. That old and tried member of Parliament, Mr. Bunce, was +considered to be secure; and the Baronet's seat was thought to be pretty +safe on account of his influence in the place. Nevertheless, Thomas +Newcome's supporters were confident for their champion, and that when the +parties came to the poll, the extreme Liberals of the borough would +divide their votes between him and the fourth candidate, the +uncompromising Radical, Mr. Barker. + +In due time the Colonel and his staff arrived at Newcome, and resumed the +active canvass which they had commenced some months previously. Clive was +not in his father's suite this time, nor Mr. Warrington, whose +engagements took him elsewhere. The lawyer, the editor of the +Independent, and F. B., were the Colonel's chief men. His headquarters +(which F. B. liked very well) were at the hotel where we last saw him, +and whence issuing with his aide-de-camp at his heels, the Colonel went +round to canvass personally, according to his promise, every free and +independent elector of the borough. Barnes too was canvassing eagerly on +his side, and was most affable and active; the two parties would often +meet nose to nose in the same street, and their retainers exchange looks +of defiance. With Mr. Potts of the Independent, a big man, on his left; +with Mr. Frederick, a still bigger man, on his right; his own trusty +bamboo cane in his hand, before which poor Barnes had shrunk abashed ere +now, Colonel Newcome had commonly the best of these street encounters, +and frowned his nephew Barnes, and Barnes's staff, off the pavement. With +the non-electors the Colonel was a decided favourite; the boys invariably +hurrayed him; whereas they jeered and uttered ironical cries after poor +Barnes, asking, "Who beat his wife? Who drove his children to the +workhouse?" and other unkind personal questions. The man upon whom the +libertine Barnes had inflicted so cruel an injury in his early days, was +now the Baronet's bitterest enemy. He assailed him with curses and +threats when they met, and leagued his brother-workmen against him. The +wretched Sir Barnes owned with contrition that the sins of his youth +pursued him; his enemy scoffed at the idea of Barnes's repentance; he was +not moved at the grief, the punishment in his own family, the humiliation +and remorse which the repentant prodigal piteously pleaded. No man was +louder in his cries of mea culpa than Barnes: no man professed a more +edifying repentance. He was hat in hand to every black-coat, established +or dissenting. Repentance was to his interest, to be sure, but yet let us +hope it was sincere. There is some hypocrisy, of which one does not like +even to entertain the thought; especially that awful falsehood which +trades with divine truth, and takes the name of Heaven in vain. + +The Roebuck Inn at Newcome stands in the market-place, directly facing +the King's Arms, where, as we know, Colonel Newcome and uncompromising +toleration held their headquarters. Immense banners of blue and yellow +floated from every window of the King's Arms, and decorated the balcony +from which the Colonel and the assistants were in the habit of addressing +the multitude. Fiddlers and trumpeters, arrayed in his colours, paraded +the town and enlivened it with their melodious strains. Other trumpeters +and fiddlers, bearing the true-blue cockades and colours of Sir Barnes +Newcome, Bart., would encounter the Colonel's musicians, on which +occasions of meeting, it is to be feared, small harmony was produced. +They banged each other with their brazen instruments. The warlike +drummers thumped each other's heads in lieu of the professional +sheepskin. The townboys and street-blackguards rejoiced in these combats, +and exhibited their valour on one side or the other. The Colonel had to +pay a long bill for broken brass when he settled the little accounts of +the election. + +In after times, F. B. was pleased to describe the circumstances of a +contest in which he bore a most distinguished part. It was F. B.'s +opinion that his private eloquence brought over many waverers to the +Colonel's side, and converted numbers of the benighted followers of Sir +Barnes Newcome. Bayham's voice was indeed magnificent, and could be heard +from the King's Arm's balcony above the shout and roar of the multitude, +the gongs and bugles of the opposition bands. He was untiring in his +oratory--undaunted in the presence of the crowds below. He was immensely +popular, F. B. Whether he laid his hand upon his broad chest, took off +his hat and waved it, or pressed his blue and yellow ribbons to his +bosom, the crowd shouted, "Hurra: silence! bravo! Bayham for ever!" "They +would have carried me in triumph," said F. B.; "if I had but the +necessary qualification I might be member for Newcome this day or any +other I chose." + +I am afraid in this conduct of the Colonel's election Mr. Bayham resorted +to acts of which his principal certainly would disapprove, and engaged +auxiliaries whose alliance was scarcely creditable. Whose was the hand +which flung the potato which struck Sir Barnes Newcome, Bart., on the +nose as he was haranguing the people from the Roebuck? How came it that +whenever Sir Barnes and his friends essayed to speak, such an awful +yelling and groaning took place in the crowd below, that the words of +those feeble orators were inaudible? Who smashed all the front windows of +the Roebuck? Colonel Newcome had not words to express his indignation at +proceedings so unfair. When Sir Barnes and staff were hustled in the +market-place and most outrageously shoved, jeered, and jolted, the +Colonel from the King's Arms organised a rapid sally, which he himself +headed with his bamboo cane; cut out Sir Barnes and his followers from +the hands of the mob, and addressed those ruffians in a noble speech, of +which bamboo-cane--Englishman--shame--fair-play, were the most emphatic +expressions. The mob cheered Old Tom as they called him--they made way +for Sir Barnes, who shrunk pale and shuddering back into his hotel again +--who always persisted in saying that that old villain of a dragoon had +planned both the assault and the rescue. + +"When the dregs of the people--the scum of the rabble, sir, banded +together by the myrmidons of Sir Barnes Newcome, attacked us at the +King's Arms, and smashed ninety-six pounds' worth of glass at one volley, +besides knocking off the gold unicorn head and the tail of the British +lion; it was fine, sir," F. B. said, "to see how the Colonel came +forward, and the coolness of the old boy in the midst of the action. He +stood there in front, sir, with his old hat off, never so much as once +bobbing his old head, and I think he spoke rather better under fire than +he did when there was no danger. Between ourselves, he ain't much of a +speaker, the old Colonel; he hems and haws, and repeats himself a good +deal. He hasn't the gift of natural eloquence which some men have, +Pendennis. You should have heard my speech, sir, on the Thursday in the +Town Hall--that was something like a speech. Potts was jealous of it, and +always reported me most shamefully." + +In spite of his respectful behaviour to the gentlemen in black coats, his +soup-tickets and his flannel-tickets, his own pathetic lectures and his +sedulous attendance at other folk's sermons, poor Barnes could not keep +up his credit with the serious interest at Newcome, and the +meeting-houses and their respective pastors and frequenters turned their +backs upon him. The case against him was too flagrant: his enemy, the +factory-man, worked it with an extraordinary skill, malice, and +pertinacity. Not a single man, woman, or child in Newcome but was made +acquainted with Sir Barnes's early peccadillo. Ribald ballads were howled +through the streets describing his sin, and his deserved punishment. For +very shame, the reverend dissenting gentlemen were obliged to refrain +from voting for him; such as ventured, believing in the sincerity of his +repentance, to give him their voices, were yelled away from the +polling-places. A very great number who would have been his friends, +were compelled to bow to decency and public opinion, and supported +the Colonel. + +Hooted away from the hustings, and the public places whence the rival +candidates addressed the free and independent electors, this wretched and +persecuted Sir Barnes invited his friends and supporters to meet him at +the Athenaeum Room--scene of his previous eloquent performances. But, +though this apartment was defended by tickets, the people burst into it; +and Nemesis, in the shape of the persevering factory-man, appeared before +the scared Sir Barnes and his puzzled committee. The man stood up and +bearded the pale Baronet. He had a good cause, and was in truth a far +better master of debate than our banking friend, being a great speaker +amongst his brother-operatives, by whom political questions are +discussed, and the conduct of political men examined, with a ceaseless +interest and with an ardour and eloquence which are often unknown in what +is called superior society. This man and his friends round about him +fiercely silenced the clamour of "Turn him out," with which his first +appearance was assailed by Sir Barnes's hangers-on. He said, in the name +of justice he would speak up; if they were fathers of families and loved +their wives and daughters he dared them to refuse him a hearing. Did they +love their wives and their children? it was a shame that they should take +such a man as that yonder for their representative in Parliament. But the +greatest sensation he made was when, in the middle of his speech, after +inveighing against Barnes's cruelty and parental ingratitude, he asked, +"Where were Barnes's children?" and actually thrust forward two, to the +amazement of the committee and the ghastly astonishment of the guilty +Baronet himself. + +"Look at them," says the man: "they are almost in rags, they have to put +up with scanty and hard food; contrast them with his other children, whom +you see lording in gilt carriages, robed in purple and fine linen, and +scattering mud from their wheels over us humble people as we walk the +streets; ignorance and starvation is good enough for these, for those +others nothing can be too fine or too dear. What can a factory-girl +expect from such a fine, high-bred, white-handed, aristocratic gentleman +as Sir Barnes Newcome, Baronet, but to be cajoled, and seduced, and +deserted, and left to starve! When she has served my lord's pleasure, her +natural fate is to be turned into the street; let her go and rot there +and her children beg in the gutter. + +"This is the most shameful imposture," gasps out Sir Barnes, "these +children are not--are not----" + +The man interrupted him with a bitter laugh. "No," he says; "they are not +his; that's true enough, friends. Its Tom Martin's girl and boy, a +precious pair of lazy little scamps. But, at least he thought they were +his children. See how much he knows about them! He hasn't seen his +children for years; he would have left them and their mother to starve, +and did, but for shame and fear. The old man, his father, pensioned them, +and he hasn't the heart to stop their wages now. Men of Newcome, will you +have this man to represent you in Parliament?" And the crowd roared "No;" +and Barnes and his shamefaced committee slunk out of the place, and no +wonder the dissenting clerical gentlemen were shy of voting for him. + +A brilliant and picturesque diversion in Colonel Newcome's favour was due +to the inventive genius of his faithful aide-de-camp, F. B. On the +polling-day, as the carriages full of voters came up to the market-place, +there appeared nigh to the booths an open barouche, covered all over with +ribbon, and containing Frederick Bayham, Esq., profusely decorated with +the Colonel's colours, and a very old woman and her female attendant, who +were similarly ornamented. It was good old Mrs. Mason, who was pleased +with the drive and the sunshine, though she scarcely understood the +meaning of the turmoil, with her maid by her side, delighted to wear such +ribbons, and sit in such a post of honour. Rising up in the carriage, +F. B. took off his hat, bade his men of brass be silent, who were +accustomed to bray "See the Conquering Hero come," whenever the Colonel, +or Mr. Bayham, his brilliant aide-de-camp, made their appearance;-- +bidding, we say, the musicians and the universe to be silent, F. B. rose, +and made the citizens of Newcome a splendid speech. Good old unconscious +Mrs. Mason was the theme of it, and the Colonel's virtues and faithful +gratitude in tending her. "She was his father's old friend. She was Sir +Barnes Newcome's grandfather's old friend. She had lived for more than +forty years at Sir Barnes Newcome's door, and how often had he been to +see her? Did he go every week? No. Every month? No. Every year? No. Never +in the whole course of his life had he set his foot into her doors!" +(Loud yells, and cries of 'Shame!') "Never had he done her one single act +of kindness. Whereas for years and years past, when he was away in India, +heroically fighting the battles of his country, when he was +distinguishing himself at Assaye, and--and--Mulligatawny, and +Seringapatam, in the hottest of the fight and the fiercest of the danger, +in the most terrible moment of the conflict, and the crowning glory of +the victory, the good, the brave, the kind old Colonel,--why should he +say Colonel? why should he not say Old Tom at once?" (immense roars of +applause) "always remembered his dear old nurse and friend. Look at that +shawl, boys, which she has got on! My belief is that Colonel Newcome took +that shawl in single combat, and on horseback, from the prime minister of +Tippoo Sahib." (Immense cheers and cries of 'Bravo, Bayham!') "Look at +that brooch the dear old thing wears!" (he kissed her hand whilst so +apostrophising her). "Tom Newcome never brags about his military +achievements, he is the most modest as well as the bravest man in the +world. What if I were to tell you that he cut that brooch from the throat +of an Indian rajah? He's man enough to do it." ('He is! he is!' from all +parts of the crowd.) "What, you want to take the horses out, do you?" (to +the crowd, who were removing those quadrupeds). "I ain't agoing to +prevent you; I expected as much of you. Men of Newcome, I expected as +much of you, for I know you! Sit still, old lady; don't be frightened, +ma'am: they are only going to pull you to the King's Arms, and show you +to the Colonel." + +This, indeed, was the direction in which the mob (whether inflamed by +spontaneous enthusiasm, or excited by cunning agents placed amongst the +populace by F. B., I cannot say), now took the barouche and its three +occupants. With a myriad roar and shout the carriage was dragged up in +front of the King's Arms, from the balconies of which a most satisfactory +account of the polling was already placarded. The extra noise and +shouting brought out the Colonel, who looked at first with curiosity at +the advancing procession, and then, as he caught sight of Sarah Mason, +with a blush and a bow of his kind old head. + +"Look at him, boys!" cried the enraptured F. B., pointing up to the old +man. "Look at him; the dear old boy! Isn't he an old trump? which will +you have for your Member, Barnes Newcome or Old Tom?" + +And as might be supposed, an immense shout of "Old Tom!" arose from the +multitude; in the midst of which, blushing and bowing still, the Colonel +went back to his committee-room: and the bands played "See the Conquering +Hero" louder than ever; and poor Barnes in the course of his duty having +to come out upon his balcony at the Roebuck opposite, was saluted with a +yell as vociferous as the cheer for the Colonel had been; and old Mrs. +Mason asked what the noise was about; and after making several vain +efforts, in dumb show, to the crowd, Barnes slunk back into his hole +again as pale as the turnip which was flung at his head: and the horses +were brought, and Mrs. Mason driven home; and the day of election came to +an end. + +Reasons of personal gratitude, as we have stated already, prevented His +Highness the Prince de Moncontour from taking a part in this family +contest. His brethren of the House of Higg, however, very much to +Florac's gratification, gave their second votes to Colonel Newcome, +carrying with them a very great number of electors: we know that in the +present Parliament, Mr. Higg and Mr. Bunce sit for the borough of +Newcome. Having had monetary transactions with Sir Barnes Newcome, and +entered largely into railway speculations with him, the Messrs. Higg had +found reason to quarrel with the Baronet; accuse him of sharp practices +to the present day, and have long stories to tell which do not concern us +about Sir Barnes's stratagems, grasping, and extortion. They their +following, deserting Sir Barnes, whom they had supported in previous +elections, voted for the Colonel, although some of the opinions of that +gentleman were rather too extreme for such sober persons. + +Not exactly knowing what his politics were when he commenced the canvass, +I can't say to what opinions the poor Colonel did not find himself +committed by the time when the election was over. The worthy gentleman +felt himself not a little humiliated by what he had to say and to unsay, +by having to answer questions, and submit to familiarities, to shake +hands which, to say truth, he did not care for grasping at all. His +habits were aristocratic; his education had been military; the kindest +and simplest soul alive, he yet disliked all familiarity, and expected +from common people the sort of deference which he had received from his +men in the regiment. The contest saddened and mortified him; he felt that +he was using wrong means to obtain an end that perhaps was not right (for +so his secret conscience must have told him); he was derogating from his +own honour in tampering with political opinions, submitting to +familiarities, condescending to stand by whilst his agents solicited +vulgar suffrages or uttered claptraps about retrenchment and reform. "I +felt I was wrong," he said to me, in after days, "though I was too proud +to own my error in those times, and you and your good wife and my boy +were right in protesting against that mad election." Indeed, though we +little knew what events were speedily to happen, Laura and I felt very +little satisfaction when the result of the Newcome election was made +known to us, and we found Sir Barnes Newcome third, and Col. Thomas +Newcome second upon the poll. + +Ethel was absent with her children at Brighton. She was glad, she wrote, +not to have been at home during the election. Mr. and Mrs. C. were at +Brighton, too. Ethel had seen Mrs. C. and her child once or twice. It was +a very fine child. "My brother came down to us," she wrote, "after all +was over. He is furious against M. de Moncontour, who, he says, persuaded +the Whigs to vote against him, and turned the election." + + + + +CHAPTER LXX + +Chiltern Hundreds + + +We shall say no more regarding Thomas Newcome's political doings; his +speeches against Barnes, and the Baronet's replies. The nephew was beaten +by his stout old uncle. + +In due time the Gazette announced that Thomas Newcome, Esq., was returned +as one of the Members of Parliament for the borough of Newcome; and after +triumphant dinners, speeches, and rejoicings, the Member came back to his +family in London, and to his affairs in that city. + +The good Colonel appeared to be by no means elated by his victory. He +would not allow that he was wrong in engaging in that family war, of +which we have just seen the issue; though it may be that his secret +remorse on this account in part occasioned his disquiet. But there were +other reasons, which his family not long afterwards came to understand, +for the gloom and low spirits which now oppressed the head of their home. + +It was observed (that is, if simple little Rosey took the trouble to +observe) that the entertainments at the Colonel's mansion were more +frequent and splendid even than before; the silver cocoa-nut tree was +constantly in requisition, and around it were assembled many new guests, +who had not formerly been used to sit under those branches. Mr. Sherrick +and his wife appeared at those parties, at which the proprietor of Lady +Whittlesea's Chapel made himself perfectly familiar. Sherrick cut jokes +with the master of the house, which the latter received with a very grave +acquiescence; he ordered the servants about, addressing the butler as +"Old Corkscrew," and bidding the footman, whom he loved to call by his +Christian name, to "look alive." He called the Colonel "Newcome" +sometimes, and facetiously speculated upon the degree of relationship +subsisting between them now that his daughter was married to Clive's +uncle, the Colonel's brother-in-law. Though I dare say Clive did not much +relish receiving news of his aunt, Sherrick was sure to bring such +intelligence when it reached him; and announced, in due time, the birth +of a little cousin at Boggley Wollah, whom the fond parents designed to +name "Thomas Newcome Honeyman." + +A dreadful panic and ghastly terror seized poor Clive on occasion which +he described to me afterwards. Going out from home one day with his +father, he beheld a wine-merchant's cart, from which hampers were carried +down the area gate into the lower regions of Colonel Newcome's house. +"Sherrick and Co., Wine Merchants, Walpole Street," was painted upon the +vehicle. + +"Good heavens! sir, do you get your wine from him?" Clive cried out to +his father, remembering Honeyman's provisions in early times. The +Colonel, looking very gloomy and turning red, said, "Yes, he bought wine +from Sherrick, who had been very good-natured and serviceable; and who-- +and who, you know, is our connexion now." When informed of the +circumstance by Clive, I too, as I confess, thought the incident +alarming. + +Then Clive, with a laugh, told me of a grand battle which had taken place +in consequence of Mrs. Mackenzie's behaviour to the wine-merchant's wife. +The Campaigner had treated this very kind and harmless, but vulgar woman, +with extreme hauteur--had talked loud during her singing--the beauty of +which, to say truth, time had considerably impaired--had made +contemptuous observations regarding her upon more than one occasion. At +length the Colonel broke out in great wrath against Mrs. Mackenzie--bade +her to respect that lady as one of his guests--and, if she did not like +the company which assembled at his house, hinted to her that there were +many thousand other houses in London where she could find a lodging. For +the sake of her grandchild, and her adored child, the Campaigner took no +notice of this hint; and declined to remove from the quarter which she +had occupied ever since she had become a grandmamma. + +I myself dined once or twice with my old friends, under the shadow of the +pickle-bearing cocoa-nut tree; and could not but remark a change of +personages in the society assembled. The manager of the City branch of +the B. B. C. was always present--an ominous-looking man, whose whispers +and compliments seemed to make poor Clive, at his end of the table, very +melancholy. With the City manager came the City manager's friends, whose +jokes passed gaily round, and who kept the conversation to themselves. +Once I had the happiness to meet Mr. Ratray, who had returned, filled +with rupees from the Indian Bank; who told us many anecdotes of the +splendour of Rummun Loll at Calcutta, who complimented the Colonel on his +fine house and grand dinners with sinister good-humour. Those compliments +did not seem to please our poor friend; that familiarity choked him. A +brisk little chattering attorney, very intimate with Sherrick, with a +wife of dubious gentility, was another constant guest. He enlivened the +table by his jokes, and recounted choice stories about the aristocracy, +with certain members of whom the little man seemed very familiar. He knew +to a shilling how much this lord owed--and how much the creditors allowed +to that marquis. He had been concerned with such and such a nobleman, who +was now in the Queen's Bench. He spoke of their lordships affably and +without their titles--calling upon "Louisa, my dear," his wife, to +testify to the day when Viscount Tagrag dined with them, and Earl +Bareacres sent them the pheasants. F. B., as sombre and downcast as his +hosts now seemed to be, informed me demurely that the attorney was a +member of one of the most eminent firms in the City--that he had been +engaged in procuring the Colonel's parliamentary title for him--and in +various important matters appertaining to the B. B. C.; but my knowledge +of the world and the law was sufficient to make me aware that this +gentleman belonged to a well-known firm of money-lending solicitors, and +I trembled to see such a person in the home of our good Colonel. Where +were the generals and the judges? Where were the fogies and their +respectable ladies? Stupid they were, and dull their company; but better +a stalled ox in their society, than Mr. Campion's jokes over Mr. +Sherrick's wines. + +After the little rebuke administered by Colonel Newcome, Mrs. Mackenzie +abstained from overt hostilities against any guests of her daughter's +father-in-law; and contented herself by assuming grand and princess-like +airs in the company of the new ladies. They flattered her and poor little +Rosa intensely. The latter liked their company, no doubt. To a man of the +world looking on, who has seen the men and morals of many cities, it was +curious, almost pathetic, to watch that poor little innocent creature +fresh and smiling, attired in bright colours and a thousand gewgaws, +simpering in the midst of these darkling people--practising her little +arts and coquetries, with such a court round about her. An unconscious +little maid, with rich and rare gems sparkling on all her fingers, and +bright gold rings as many as belonged to the late Old Woman of Banbury +Cross--still she smiled and prattled innocently before these banditti--I +thought of Zerlina and the Brigands, in Fra Diavolo. + +Walking away with F. B. from one of these parties of the Colonel's, and +seriously alarmed at what I had observed there, I demanded of Bayham +whether my conjectures were not correct, that some misfortune overhung +our old friend's house? At first Bayham denied stoutly or pretended +ignorance; but at length, having reached the Haunt together, which I had +not visited since I was a married man, we entered that place of +entertainment, and were greeted by its old landlady and waitress, and +accommodated with a quiet parlour. And here F. B., after groaning and +sighing--after solacing himself with a prodigious quantity of bitter +beer--fairly burst out, and, with tears in his eyes, made a full and sad +confession respecting this unlucky Bundelcund Banking Company. The shares +had been going lower and lower, so that there was no sale now for them at +all. To meet the liabilities, the directors must have undergone the +greatest sacrifices. He did know--he did not like to think what the +Colonel's personal losses were. The respectable solicitors of the Company +had retired, long since, after having secured payment of a most +respectable bill; and had given place to the firm of dubious law-agents +of whom I had that evening seen a partner. How the retiring partners from +India had been allowed to withdraw, and to bring fortunes along with +them, was a mystery to Mr. Frederick Bayham. The great Indian +millionnaire was in his, F. B.'s eyes, "a confounded mahogany-coloured +heathen humbug." These fine parties which the Colonel was giving, and +that fine carriage which was always flaunting about the Park with poor +Mrs. Clive and the Campaigner, and the nurse and the baby, were, in F. +B.'s opinion, all decoys and shams. He did not mean to say that the meals +were not paid, and that the Colonel had to plunder for his horses' corn; +but he knew that Sherrick, and the attorney, and the manager, insisted +upon the necessity of giving these parties, and keeping up this state and +grandeur, and opined that it was at the special instance of these +advisers that the Colonel had contested the borough for which he was now +returned. "Do you know how much that contest cost?" asks F. B. "The sum, +sir, was awful! and we have ever so much of it to pay. I came up twice +myself from Newcome to Campion and Sherrick about it. I betray no +secrets--F. B., sir, would die a thousand deaths before he would tell the +secrets of his benefactor!--But, Pendennis, you understand a thing or +two. You know what o'clock it is, and so does yours truly, F. B., who +drinks your health. I know the taste of Sherrick's wine well enough. +F. B., sir, fears the Greeks and all the gifts they bring. Confound his +Amontillado! I had rather drink this honest malt and hops all my life +than ever see a drop of his abominable sherry. Golden? F. B. believes it +is golden--and a precious deal dearer than gold too"--and herewith, +ringing the bell, my friend asked for a second pint of the just-named and +cheaper fluid. + +I have of late had to recount portions of my dear old friend's history +which must needs be told, and over which the writer does not like to +dwell. If Thomas Newcome's opulence was unpleasant to describe, and to +contrast with the bright goodness and simplicity I remembered in former +days, how much more painful is that part of his story to which we are now +come perforce, and which the acute reader of novels has, no doubt, long +foreseen? Yes, sir or madam, you are quite right in the opinion which you +have held all along regarding that Bundelcund Banking Company, in which +our Colonel has invested every rupee he possesses, Solvuntur rupees, etc. +I disdain, for the most part, the tricks and surprises of the novelist's +art. Knowing, from the very beginning of our story, what was the issue of +this Bundelcund Banking concern, I have scarce had patience to keep my +counsel about it; and whenever I have had occasion to mention the +Company, have scarcely been able to refrain from breaking out into fierce +diatribes against that complicated, enormous, outrageous swindle. It was +one of many similar cheats which have been successfully practised upon +the simple folks, civilian and military, who toil and struggle--who fight +with sun and enemy--who pass years of long exile and gallant endurance in +the service of our empire in India. Agency houses after agency houses +have been established, and have flourished in splendour and magnificence, +and have paid fabulous dividends--and have enormously enriched two or +three wary speculators--and then have burst in bankruptcy, involving +widows, orphans, and countless simple people who trusted their all to the +keeping of these unworthy treasurers. + +The failure of the Bundelcund Bank which we now have to record, was one +only of many similar schemes ending in ruin. About the time when Thomas +Newcome was chaired as Member of Parliament for the borough of which he +bore the name, the great Indian merchant who was at the head of the +Bundelcund Banking Company's affairs at Calcutta, suddenly died of +cholera at his palace at Barackpore. He had been giving of late a series +of the most splendid banquets with which Indian prince ever entertained a +Calcutta society. The greatest and proudest personages of that +aristocratic city had attended his feasts. The fairest Calcutta beauties +had danced in his halls. Did not poor F. B. transfer from the columns of +the Bengal Hurkaru to the Pall Mall Gazette the most astounding +descriptions of those Asiatic Nights Entertainments, of which the very +grandest was to come off on the night when cholera seized Rummun Loll in +its grip? There was to have been a masquerade outvying all European +masquerades in splendour. The two rival queens of the Calcutta society +were to have appeared each with her court around her. Young civilians at +the College, and young ensigns fresh landed, had gone into awful expenses +and borrowed money at interest from the B. B. C. and other banking +companies, in order to appear with befitting splendour as knights and +noblemen of Henrietta Maria's Court (Henrietta Maria, wife of Hastings +Hicks, Esq., Sudder Dewanee Adawlut), or as princes and warriors +surrounding the palanquin of Lalla Rookh (the lovely wife of Hon. +Cornwallis Bobus, Member of Council): all these splendours were there. As +carriage after carriage drove up from Calcutta, they were met at Rummun +Loll's gate by ghastly weeping servants, who announced their master's +demise. + +On the next day the Bank at Calcutta was closed, and the day after, when +heavy bills were presented which must be paid, although by this time +Rummun Loll was not only dead but buried, and his widows howling over his +grave, it was announced throughout Calcutta that but 800 rupees were left +in the treasury of the B. B. C. to meet engagements to the amount of four +lakhs then immediately due, and sixty days afterwards the shutters were +closed at No. 175 Lothbury, the London offices of the B. B. C. of India, +and 35,000 pounds worth of their bills refused by their agents, Messrs. +Baines, Jolly and Co., of Fog Court. + +When the accounts of that ghastly bankruptcy arrived from Calcutta, it +was found, of course, that the merchant-prince Rummun Loll owed the +B. B. C. twenty-five lakhs of rupees, the value of which was scarcely +even represented by his respectable signature. It was found that one of +the auditors of the bank, the generally esteemed Charley Conder (a +capital fellow, famous for his good dinners, and for playing low-comedy +characters at the Chowringhee Theatre), was indebted to the bank in +90,000 pounds; and also it was discovered that the revered Baptist +Bellman, Chief Registrar of the Calcutta Tape and Sealing-Wax Office (a +most valuable and powerful amateur preacher who had converted two +natives, and whose serious soirees were thronged at Calcutta), had helped +himself to 73,000 pounds more, for which he settled in the Bankruptcy +Court before he resumed his duties in his own. In justice to Mr. Bellman, +it must be said that he could have had no idea of the catastrophe +impending over the B. B. C. For, only three weeks before that great bank +closed its doors, Mr. Bellman, as guardian of the children of his widowed +sister Mrs. Green, had sold the whole of the late Colonel's property out +of Company's paper and invested it in the bank, which gave a high +interest, and with bills of which, drawn upon their London +correspondents, he had accommodated Mrs. Colonel Green when she took her +departure for Europe with her numerous little family on board the +Burrumpooter. + +And now you have the explanation of the title of this chapter, and know +wherefore Thomas Newcome never sat in Parliament. Where are our dear old +friends now? Where are Rosey's chariots and horses? Where her jewels and +gewgaws? Bills are up in the fine new house. Swarms of Hebrew gentlemen +with their hats on are walking about the drawing-rooms, peering into the +bedrooms, weighing and poising the poor old silver cocoa-nut tree, eyeing +the plate and crystal, thumbing the damask of the curtains, and +inspecting ottomans, mirrors, and a hundred articles of splendid +trumpery. There is Rosey's boudoir which her father-in-law loved to +ornament--there is Clive's studio with a hundred sketches--there is the +Colonel's bare room at the top of the house, with his little iron +bedstead and ship's drawers, and a camel trunk or two which have +accompanied him on many an Indian march, and his old regulation sword, +and that one which the native officers of his regiment gave him when he +bade them farewell. I can fancy the brokers' faces as they look over this +camp wardrobe, and that the uniforms will not fetch much in Holywell +Street. There is the old one still, and that new one which he ordered and +wore when poor little Rosey was presented at court. I had not the heart +to examine their plunder, and go amongst those wreckers. F. B. used to +attend the sale regularly, and report its proceedings to us with eyes +full of tears. "A fellow laughed at me," says F. B., "because when I came +into the dear old drawing-room I took my hat off. I told him that if he +dared say another word I would knock him down." I think F. B. may be +pardoned in this instance for emulating the office of auctioneer. Where +are you, pretty Rosey and poor little helpless baby? Where are you, dear +Clive--gallant young friend of my youth? Ah! it is a sad story--a +melancholy page to pen! Let us pass it over quickly--I love not to think +of my friend in pain. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXI + +In which Mrs. Clive Newcome's Carriage is ordered + + +All the friends of the Newcome family, of course, knew the disaster which +had befallen the good Colonel, and I was aware, for my own part, that not +only his own, but almost the whole of Rosa Newcome's property was +involved in the common ruin. Some proposals of temporary relief were made +to our friends from more quarters than one, but were thankfully rejected +--and we were led to hope that the Colonel, having still his pension +secured to him, which the law could not touch, might live comfortably +enough the retirement to which, of course, he would betake himself, when +the melancholy proceedings consequent on the bankruptcy were brought to +an end. It was shown that he had been egregiously duped in the +transaction--that his credulity had cost him and his family a large +fortune--that he had given up every penny which belonged to him--that +there could not be any sort of stain upon his honest reputation. The +judge before whom he appeared spoke with feeling and regard of the +unhappy gentleman--the lawyer who examined him respected the grief and +fall of that simple old man. Thomas Newcome took a little room near the +court where his affairs and the affairs of the company were adjudged-- +lived with a frugality which never was difficult to him--And once when +perchance I met him in the City, avoided me, with a bow and courtesy that +was quite humble, though proud and somehow inexpressibly touching to me. +Fred Bayham was the only person whom he admitted. Fred always faithfully +insisted upon attending him in and out of court. J. J. came to me +immediately after he heard of the disaster, eager to place all his +savings at the service of his friends. Laura and I came to London, and +were urgent with similar offers. Our good friend declined to see any of +us. F. B., again, with tears trickling on his rough cheeks, and a break +in his voice, told me he feared that affairs must be very bad indeed, for +the Colonel absolutely denied himself a cheroot to smoke. Laura drove to +his lodgings and took him a box, which was held up to him as he came to +open the door to my wife's knock by our smiling little boy, He patted the +child on his golden head and kissed him. My wife wished he would have +done as much for her--but he would not--though she owned she kissed his +hand. He drew it across his eyes and thanked her in a very calm and +stately manner--but he did not invite her within the threshold of his +door, saying simply, that such a room was not a fit place to receive a +lady, "as you ought to know very well, Mrs. Smith," he said to the +landlady, who had accompanied my wife up the stairs. "He will eat +scarcely anything," the woman told us, "his meals come down untouched; +his candles are burning all night, almost, as he sits poring over his +papers." + +"He was bent--he who used to walk so uprightly," Laura said. He seemed to +have grown many years older, and was, indeed, quite a decrepit old man. + +"I am glad they have left Clive out of the bankruptcy," the Colonel said +to Bayham; it was almost the only time when his voice exhibited any +emotion. "It was very kind of them to leave out Clive, poor boy, and I +have thanked the lawyers in court." Those gentlemen, and the judge +himself, were very much moved at this act of gratitude. The judge made a +very feeling speech to the Colonel when he came up for his certificate. +He passed very different comments on the conduct of the Manager of the +Bank, when that person appeared for examination. He wished that the law +had power to deal with those gentlemen who had come home with large +fortunes from India, realised but a few years before the bankruptcy. +Those gentlemen had known how to take care of themselves very well; and +as for the Manager, is not his wife giving elegant balls at her elegant +house at Cheltenham at this very day? + +What weighed most upon the Colonel's mind, F. B. imagined, was the +thought that he had been the means of inducing many poor friends to +embark their money in this luckless speculation. Take J. J.'s money after +he had persuaded old Ridley to place 200 pounds in Indian shares! Good +God, he and his family should rather perish than he would touch a +farthing of it! Many fierce words were uttered to him by Mrs. Mackenzie, +for instance--by her angry daughter at Musselburgh--Josey's husband, by +Mr. Smee, R.A., and two or three Indian officers, friends of his own, who +had entered into the speculation on his recommendation. These rebukes +Thomas Newcome bore with an affecting meekness, as his faithful F. B. +described to me, striving with many oaths and much loudness to carry off +bis own emotion. But what moved the Colonel most of all, was a letter +which came at this time from Honeyman in India, saying that he was doing +well--that of course he knew of his benefactor's misfortune, and that he +sent a remittance which, D. V., should be annual, in payment of his debt +to the Colonel, and his good sister at Brighton. "On receipt of this +letter," said F. B., "the old man was fairly beaten--the letter, with the +bill in it, dropped out of his hands. He clasped them together, shaking +in every limb, and his head dropped down on his breast as he said, 'I +thank my God Almighty for this!' and he sent the cheque off to Mrs. +Honeyman by the post that night, sir, every shilling of it; and he passed +his old arm under mine--and we went out to Tom's Coffee-House, and he ate +some dinner the first time for ever so long, and drank a couple of +glasses of port wine, and F. B. stood it, sir, and would stand his +heart's blood that dear old boy." + +It was on a Monday morning that those melancholy shutters were seen over +the offices of the Bundelcund Bank in Lothbury, which were not to come +down until the rooms were handed over to some other, and, let us trust, +more fortunate speculators. The Indian bills had arrived, and been +protested in the City on the previous Saturday. The Campaigner and Mrs. +Rosey had arranged a little party to the theatre that evening, and the +gallant Captain Goby had agreed to quit the delights of the Flag Club, in +order to accompany the ladies. Neither of them knew what was happening in +the City, or could account otherwise than by the common domestic causes, +for Clive's gloomy despondency and his father's sad reserve. Clive had +not been in the City on this day. He had spent it, as usual, in his +studio, boude by his wife, and not disturbed by the messroom raillery of +the Campaigner. They had dined early, in order to be in time for the +theatre. Goby entertained them with the latest jokes from the +smoking-room at the Flag, and was in his turn amused by the brilliant +plans for the season which Rosey and her mamma sketched out the +entertainments which Mrs. Clive proposed to give, the ball--she was +dying for a masked ball just such a one as that was described in the +Pall Mall Gazette of last week, out of that paper with the droll title, +the Bengal Hurkaru, which the merchant-prince, the head of the bank, +you know, in India, had given at Calcutta. "We must have a ball, too," +says Mrs. Mackenzie; "society demands it of you." "Of course it does," +echoes Captain Goby, and he bethought him of a brilliant circle of young +fellows from the Flag, whom he would bring in splendid uniform to dance +with the pretty Mrs. Clive Newcome. + +After the dinner--they little knew it was to be their last in that fine +house--the ladies retired to give their parting kiss to baby--a parting +look to the toilettes, with which they proposed to fascinate the +inhabitants of the pit and the public boxes at the Olympic. Goby made +vigorous play with the claret-bottle during the brief interval of +potation allowed to him; he, too, little deeming that he should never +drink bumper there again; Clive looking on with the melancholy and silent +acquiescence which had, of late, been his part in the household. The +carriage was announced--the ladies came down--pretty capotes on the +lovely Campaigner, Goby vowed, looking as young and as handsome as her +daughter, by Jove, and the ball door was opened to admit the two +gentlemen and ladies to their carriage, when, as they were about to step +in, a hansom cab drove up rapidly, in which was perceived Thomas +Newcome's anxious face. He got out of the vehicle--his own carriage +making way for him--the ladies still on the steps. "Oh, the play! I +forgot," said the Colonel. + +"Of course we are going to the play, papa," cries little Rosey, with a +gay little tap of her hand. + +"I think you had better not," Colonel Newcome said gravely. + +"Indeed my darling child has set her heart upon it, and I would not have +her disappointed for the world in her situation," cries the Campaigner, +tossing up her head. + +The Colonel for reply bade his coachman drive to the stables, and come +for further orders; and, turning to his daughter's guest, expressed to +Captain Goby his regret that the proposed party could not take place on +that evening, as he had matter of very great importance to communicate to +his family. On hearing these news, and understanding that his further +company was not desirable, the Captain, a man of great presence of mind, +arrested the hansom cabman, who was about to take his departure, and who +blithely, knowing the Club and its inmates full well, carried off the +jolly Captain to finish his evening at the Flag. + +"Has it come, father?" said Clive with a sure prescience, looking in his +father's face. + +The father took and grasped the hand which his son held out. "Let us go +back into the dining-room," he said. They entered it, and he filled +himself a glass of wine out of the bottle still standing amidst the +dessert. He bade the butler retire, who was lingering about the room and +sideboard, and only wanted to know whether his master would have dinner, +that was all. And, this gentleman having withdrawn, Colonel Newcome +finished his glass of sherry and broke a biscuit; the Campaigner assuming +an attitude of surprise and indignation, whilst Rosey had leisure to +remark that papa looked very ill, and that something must have happened. + +The Colonel took both her hands and drew her towards him and kissed her, +whilst Rosey's mamma, flouncing down on a chair, beat a tattoo upon the +tablecloth with her fan. "Something has happened, my love," the Colonel +said very sadly; "you must show all your strength of mind, for a great +misfortune has befallen us." + +"Good heavens, Colonel, what is it? don't frighten my beloved child," +cries the Campaigner, rushing towards her darling, and enveloping her in +her robust arms. "What can have happened, don't agitate this darling +child, sir," and she looked indignantly towards the poor Colonel. + +"We have received the very worst news from Calcutta, a confirmation of +the news by the last mail, Clivey, my boy." + +"It is no news to me. I have always been expecting it, father," says +Clive, holding down his head. + +"Expecting what? What have you been keeping back from us? In what have +you been deceiving us, Colonel Newcome?" shrieks the Campaigner; and +Rosa, crying out, "Oh, mamma, mamma!" begins to whimper. + +"The chief of the bank in India is dead," the Colonel went on. "He has +left its affairs in worse than disorder. We are, I fear, ruined, Mrs. +Mackenzie." And the Colonel went on to tell how the bank could not open +on Monday morning, and its bills to a great amount had already been +protested in the City that day. + +Rosey did not understand half these news, or comprehend the calamity +which was to follow; but Mrs. Mackenzie, rustling in great wrath, made a +speech, of which the anger gathered as he proceeded; in which she vowed +and protested that her money, which the Colonel, she did not know from +what motives, had induced her to subscribe, should not be sacrificed, and +that have it she would, the bank shut or not, the next Monday morning-- +that her daughter had a fortune of her own which her poor dear brother +James should have divided and would have divided much more fairly, had he +not been wrongly influenced--she would not say by whom, and she commanded +Colonel Newcome upon that instant, if he was, as he always pretended to +be, an honourable man, to give an account of her blessed darling's +property, and to pay back her own, every sixpence of it. She would not +lend it for an hour longer, and to see that that dear blessed child now +sleeping unconsciously upstairs, and his dear brothers and sisters who +might follow, for Rosey was a young woman, a poor innocent creature, too +young to be married, and never would have been married had she listened +to her mamma's advice. She demanded that the baby, and all succeeding +babies, should have their rights, and should be looked to by their +grandmother, if their father's father was so unkind, and so wicked, and +so unnatural, as to give their money to rogues, and deprive them of their +just bread. + +Rosey began to cry more loudly than ever during the utterance of mamma's +sermon, so loudly that Clive peevishly cried out, "Hold your tongue," on +which the Campaigner, clutching her daughter to her breast again, turned +on her son-in-law, and abused him as she had abused his father before +him, calling out that they were both in a conspiracy to defraud her +child, and the little darling upstairs of its bread, and she would speak, +yes, she would, and no power should prevent her, and her money she would +have on Monday, as sure as her poor dear husband, Captain Mackenzie, was +dead, and she never would have been cheated so, yes, cheated, if he had +been alive. + +At the word "cheated" Clive broke out with an execration--the poor +Colonel with a groan of despair--the widow's storm continued, and above +that howling tempest of words rose Mrs. Clive's piping scream, who went +off into downright hysterics at last, in which she was encouraged by her +mother, and in which she gasped out frantic ejaculations regarding baby; +dear, darling, ruined baby, and so forth. + +The sorrow-stricken Colonel had to quell the women's tongues and shrill +anger, and his son's wrathful replies, who could not bear the weight of +Mrs. Mackenzie upon him; and it was not until these three were allayed, +that Thomas Newcome was able to continue his sad story, to explain what +had happened, and what the actual state of the case was, and to oblige +the terror-stricken women at length to hear something like reason. + +He then had to tell them, to their dismay, that he would inevitably be +declared a bankrupt in the ensuing week; that the whole of his property +in that house, as elsewhere, would be seized and sold for the creditors' +benefit; and that his daughter had best immediately leave a home where +she would be certainly subject to humiliation and annoyance. "I would +have Clive, my boy, take you out of the country, and--and return to me +when I have need of him, and shall send for him," the father said fondly +in reply to a rebellious look on his son's face. "I would have you quit +this house as soon as possible. Why not to-night? The law blood-hound may +be upon us ere an hour is over--at this moment for what I know." + +At that moment the door-bell was heard to ring, and the women gave a +scream apiece, as if the bailiffs were actually coming to take +possession. Rosey went off in quite a series of screams, peevishly +repressed by her husband, and always encouraged by mamma, who called her +son-in-law an unfeeling wretch. It must be confessed that Mrs. Clive +Newcome did not exhibit much strength of mind, or comfort her husband +much at a moment when he needed consolation. + +From angry rebellion and fierce remonstrance, this pair of women now +passed to an extreme terror and desire for instantaneous flight. They +would go that moment--they would wrap the blessed child up in its shawls +--and nurse should take it anywhere--anywhere, poor neglected thing. "My +trunks," cries Mrs. Mackenzie, "you know are ready packed--I am sure it +is not the treatment which I have received--it is nothing but my duty and +my religion--and the protection which I owe to this blessed unprotected-- +yes, unprotected, and robbed, and cheated, darling child--which have made +me stay a single day in this house. I never thought I should have been +robbed in it, or my darlings with their fine fortunes flung naked on the +world. If my Mac was here, you never had dared to have done this, Colonel +Newcome--no, never. He had his faults--Mackenzie had--but he would never +have robbed his own children! Come away, Rosey, my blessed love, come let +us pack your things, and let us go and hide our heads in sorrow +somewhere. Ah! didn't I tell you to beware of all painters, and that +Clarence was a true gentleman, and loved you with all his heart, and +would never have cheated you out of your money, for which I will have +justice as sure as there is justice in England." + +During this outburst the Colonel sat utterly scared and silent, +supporting his poor head between his hands. When the harem had departed +he turned sadly to his son. Clive did not believe that his father was a +cheat and a rogue. No, thank God! The two men embraced with tender +cordiality and almost happy emotion on the one side and the other. Never +for one moment could Clive think his dear old father meant wrong--though +the speculations were unfortunate in which he had engaged--though Clive +had not liked them; it was a relief to his mind that they were now come +to an end; they should all be happier now, thank God! those clouds of +distrust being removed. Clive felt not one moment's doubt but that they +should be able to meet fortune with a brave face; and that happier, much +happier days were in store for him than ever they had known since the +period of this confounded prosperity. + +"Here's a good end to it," says Clive, with flashing eyes and a flushed +face, "and here's a good health till to-morrow, father!" and he filled +into two glasses the wine still remaining in the flask. "Good-bye to our +fortune, and bad luck go with her--I puff the prostitute away--Si celeres +quatit pennas, you remember what we used to say at Grey Friars--resign +quae dedit, et mea virtute me involve, probamque pauperiem sine dote +quaero." And he pledged his father, who drank his wine, his hand shaking +as he raised the glass to his lips, and his kind voice trembling as he +uttered the well-known old school words, with an emotion that was as +sacred as a prayer. Once more, and with hearts full of love, the two men +embraced. Clive's voice would tremble now if he told the story, as it did +when he spoke it to me in happier times, one calm summer evening when we +sat together and talked of dear old days. + +Thomas Newcome explained to his son the plan, which, to his mind, as he +came away from the City after the day's misfortunes, he thought it was +best to pursue. The women and the child were clearly best out of the way. +"And you too, my boy, must be on duty with them until I send for you, +which I will do if your presence can be of the least service to me, or is +called for by--by--our honour," said the old man with a drop in his +voice. "You must obey me in this, dear Clive, as you have done in +everything, and been a good and dear, and obedient son to me. God pardon +me for having trusted to my own simple old brains too much, and not to +you who know so much better. You will obey me this once more, my boy--you +will promise me this?" and the old man as he spoke took Clive's hand in +both his, and fondly caressed it. + +Then with a shaking hand he took out of his pocket his old purse with the +steel rings, which he had worn for many and many a long year. Clive +remembered it, and his father's face how it would beam with delight, when +he used to take that very purse out in Clive's boyish days and tip him +just after he left school. "Here are some notes and some gold," he said. +"It is Rosey's, honestly, Clive dear, her half-year's dividend, for which +you will give an order, please, to Sherrick. He has been very kind and +good, Sherrick. All the servants were providentially paid last week-- +there are only the outstanding week's bills out--we shall manage to meet +those, I dare say. And you will see that Rosey only takes away such +clothes for herself and her baby as are actually necessary, won't you, +dear? the plain things, you know--none of the fineries--they may be +packed in a petara or two, and you will take them with you--but the pomps +and vanities, you know, we will leave behind--the pearls and bracelets, +and the plate, and all that rubbish--and I will make an inventory of them +to-morrow when you are gone, and give them up, every rupee's worth, sir, +every anna, by Jove, to the creditors." + +The darkness had fallen by this time, and the obsequious butler entered +to light the dining-room lamps. "You have been a very good and kind +servant to us, Martin," says the Colonel, making him a low bow. "I should +like to shake you by the hand. We must part company now, and I have no +doubt you and your fellow servants will find good places, all of you, as +you merit, Martin--as you merit. Great losses have fallen upon our +family--we are ruined, sir--we are ruined! The great Bundelcund Banking +Company has stopped payment in India, and our branch here must stop on +Monday. Thank my friends downstairs for their kindness to me and my +family." Martin bowed in silence with great respect. He and his comrades +in the servants'-hall had been expecting this catastrophe, quite as long +as the Colonel himself who thought he had kept his affairs so profoundly +secret. + +Clive went up into his women's apartments, looking with but little +regret, I dare say, round those cheerless nuptial chambers with all their +gaudy fittings; the fine looking-glasses, in which poor Rosey's little +person had been reflected; the silken curtains under which he had lain by +the poor child's side, wakeful and lonely. Here he found his child's +nurse, and his wife, and wife's mother, busily engaged with a +multiplicity of boxes; with flounces, feathers, fal-lals, and finery, +which they were stowing away in this trunk and that; while the baby lay +on its little pink pillow breathing softly, a little pearly fist placed +close to its mouth. The aspect of the tawdry vanities scattered here and +there chafed and annoyed the young man. He kicked the robes over with his +foot. When Mrs. Mackenzie interposed with loud ejaculations, he sternly +bade her to be silent, and not wake the child. His words were not to be +questioned when he spoke in that manner. "You will take nothing with you, +Rosey, but what is strictly necessary--only two or three of your plainest +dresses, and what is required for the boy. What is in this trunk?" Mrs. +Mackenzie stepped forward and declared, and the nurse vowed upon her +honour, and the lady's-maid asserted really now upon honour too, that +there was nothing but what was most strictly necessary in that trunk, to +which affidavits, when Clive applied to his wife, she gave a rather timid +assent. + +"Where are the keys of that trunk?" Upon Mrs. Mackenzie's exclamation of +"What nonsense!" Clive, putting his foot upon the flimsy oil-covered box, +vowed he would kick the lid off unless it was instantly opened. Obeying +this grim summons, the fluttering women produced the keys, and the black +box was opened before him. + +The box was found to contain a number of objects which Clive pronounced +to be by no means necessary to his wife's and child's existence. +Trinket-boxes and favourite little gimcracks, chains, rings and pearl +necklaces, the tiara poor Rosey had worn at court--the feathers and the +gorgeous train which had decorated the little person--all these were +found packed away in this one receptacle; and in another box, I am sorry +to say, were the silver forks and spoons (the butler wisely judging that +the rich and splendid electrotype ware might as well be left behind)--all +the silver forks, spoons, and ladles, and our poor old friend the +cocoa-nut tree, which these female robbers would have carried out of +the premises. + +Mr. Clive Newcome burst out into fierce laughter when he saw the +cocoa-nut tree; he laughed so loud that baby woke, and his mother-in-law +called him a brute, and the nurse ran to give its accustomed quietus to +the little screaming infant. Rosey's eyes poured forth a torrent of +little protests, and she would have cried yet more loudly than the other +baby, had not her husband, again fiercely checking her, sworn with a +dreadful oath, that unless she told him the whole truth, "By heavens she +should leave the house with nothing but what covered her." Even the +Campaigner could not make head against Clive's stern resolution; and the +incipient insurrection of the maids and the mistresses was quelled by his +spirit. The lady's-maid, a flighty creature, received her wages and took +her leave: but the nurse could not find it in her heart to quit her +little nursling so suddenly, and accompanied Clive's household in the +journey upon which those poor folks were bound. What stolen goods were +finally discovered when the family reached foreign parts were found in +Mrs. Mackenzie's trunks, not in her daughter's: a silver filigree basket, +a few teaspoons, baby's gold coral, and a costly crimson velvet-bound +copy of the Hon. Miss Grimstone's Church Service, to which articles, +having thus appropriated them, Mrs. Mackenzie henceforward laid claim as +her own. + +So when the packing was done a cab was called to receive the modest +trunks of this fugitive family--the coachman was bidden to put his horses +to again, and for the last time poor Rosey Newcome sate in her own +carriage, to which the Colonel conducted her with his courtly old bow, +kissing the baby as it slept once more unconscious in its nurse's +embrace, and bestowing a very grave and polite parting salute upon the +Campaigner. + +Then Clive and his father entered a cab on which the trunks were borne, +and they drove to the Tower Stairs, where the ship lay which was to +convey them out of England; and, during that journey, no doubt, they +talked over their altered prospects, and I am sure Clive's father blessed +his son fondly, and committed him and his family to a good God's gracious +keeping, and thought of him with sacred love when they had parted, and +Thomas Newcome had returned to his lonely house to watch and to think of +his ruined fortunes, and to pray that he might have courage under them; +that he might bear his own fate honourably; and that a gentle one might +be dealt to those beloved beings for whom his life had been sacrificed in +vain. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXII + +Belisarius + + +When the sale of Colonel Newcome's effects took place, a friend of the +family bought in for a few shillings those two swords which had hung, as +we have said, in the good man's chamber, and for which no single broker +present had the heart to bid. The head of Clive's father, painted by +himself, which had always kept its place in the young man's studio, +together with a lot of his oil-sketchings, easels, and painting +apparatus, were purchased by the faithful J. J., who kept them until his +friend should return to London and reclaim them, and who showed the most +generous solicitude in Clive's behalf. J. J. was elected of the Royal +Academy this year, and Clive, it was evident, was working hard at the +profession which he had always loved; for he sent over three pictures to +the Academy, and I never knew man more mortified than the affectionate +J. J., when two of these unlucky pieces were rejected by the committee +for the year. One pretty little piece, called "The Stranded Boat," got a +fair place on the Exhibition walls, and, you may be sure, was loudly +praised by a certain critic in the Pall Mall Gazette. The picture was +sold on the first day of the exhibition at the price of twenty-five +pounds, which the artist demanded; and when the kind J. J. wrote to +inform his friend of this satisfactory circumstance, and to say that he +held the money at Clive's disposal, the latter replied with many +expressions of sincere gratitude, at the same time begging him directly +to forward the money, with our old friend Thomas Newcome's love, to Mrs. +Sarah Mason, at Newcome. But J. J. never informed his friend that he +himself was the purchaser of the picture; nor was Clive made acquainted +with the fact until some time afterwards, when he found it hanging in +Ridley's studio. + +I have said that we none of us were aware at this time what was the real +state of Colonel Newcome's finances, and hoped that, after giving up +every shilling of his property which was confiscated to the creditors of +the Bank, he had still, from his retiring pension and military +allowances, at least enough reputably to maintain him. On one occasion, +having business in the City, I there met Mr. Sherrick. Affairs had been +going ill with that gentleman--he had been let in terribly, he informed +me, by Lord Levant's insolvency--having had large money transactions with +his lordship. "There's none of them so good as old Newcome," Mr. Sherrick +said with a sigh; "that was a good one--that was an honest man if ever I +saw one--with no more guile, and no more idea of business than a baby. +Why didn't he take my advice, poor old cove?--he might be comfortable +now. Why did he sell away that annuity, Pendennis? I got it done for him +when nobody else perhaps could have got it done for him--for the security +ain't worth twopence if Newcome wasn't an honest man;--but I know he is, +and would rather starve and eat the nails off his fingers than not keep +his word, the old trump. And when he came to me, a good two months before +the smash of the Bank, which I knew it, sir, and saw that it must come-- +when he came and raised three thousand pounds to meet them d--d +electioneering bills, having to pay lawyers, commission, premium, +life-insurance--you know the whole game, Mr. P.--I as good as went down +on my knees to him--I did--at the North and South American Coffee-house, +where he was to meet the party about the money, and said, 'Colonel, don't +raise it--I tell you, let it stand over--let it go in along with the +bankruptcy that's a-coming,'--but he wouldn't--he went on like an old +Bengal tiger, roaring about his honour; he paid the bills every shilling +--infernal long bills they were, and it's my belief that, at this minute, +he ain't got fifty pounds a year of his own to spend. I would send him +back my commission--I would by Jove--only times is so bad, and that +rascal Levant let me in. It went to my heart to take the old cock's +money--but it's gone--that and ever so much more--and Lady Whittlesea's +Chapel too, Mr. P. Hang that young Levant." + +Squeezing my hand after this speech, Sherrick ran across the street after +some other capitalist who was entering the Diddlesex Insurance Office, +and left me very much grieved and dismayed at finding that my worst fears +in regard to Thomas Newcome were confirmed. Should we confer with his +wealthy family respecting the Colonel's impoverished condition? Was his +brother Hobson Newcome aware of it? As for Sir Barnes, the quarrel +between him and his uncle had been too fierce to admit of hopes of relief +from that quarter. Barnes had been put to very heavy expenses in the +first contested election; had come forward again immediately on his +uncle's resignation, but again had been beaten by a more liberal +candidate, his quondam former friend, Mr. Higg--who formally declared +against Sir Barnes, and who drove him finally out of the representation +of Newcome. From this gentleman it was vain of course for Colonel +Newcome's friends to expect relief. + +How to aid him? He was proud--past work--nearly seventy years old. "Oh, +why did those cruel Academicians refuse Clive's pictures?" cries Laura. +"I have no patience with them--had the pictures been exhibited I know who +might have bought them--but that is vain now. He would suspect at once, +and send her money away. Oh, Pen! why, why didn't he come when I wrote +that letter to Brussels?" + +From persons so poorly endowed with money as ourselves, any help, but of +the merest temporary nature, was out of the question. We knew our friends +too well not to know that they would disdain to receive it. It was agreed +between me and Laura that at any rate I should go and see Clive. Our +friends indeed were at a very short distance from us, and, having exiled +themselves from England, could yet see its coasts from their windows upon +any clear day. Boulogne was their present abiding-place--refuge of how +many thousands of other unfortunate Britons--and to this friendly port +I betook myself speedily, having the address of Colonel Newcome. His +quarters were in a quiet grass-grown old street of the Old Town. None +of the family were at home when I called. There was indeed no servant to +answer the bell, but the good-natured French domestic of a neighbouring +lodger told me that the young monsieur went out every day to make his +designs, and that I should probably find the elder gentleman upon the +rampart, where he was in the custom of going every day. I strolled along +by those pretty old walks and bastions, under the pleasant trees which +shadow them, and the grey old gabled houses from which you look down +upon the gay new city, and the busy port, and the piers stretching into +the shining sea, dotted with a hundred white sails or black smoking +steamers, and bounded by the friendly lines of the bright English shore. +There are few prospects more charming than the familiar view from those +old French walls--few places where young children may play, and +ruminating old age repose more pleasantly than on those peaceful +rampart gardens. + +I found our dear old friend seated on one of the benches, a newspaper on +his knees, and by his side a red-cheeked little French lass, upon whose +lap Thomas Newcome the younger lay sleeping. The Colonel's face flushed +up when he saw me. As he advanced a step or two towards me I could see +that he trembled in his walk. His hair had grown almost quite white. He +looked now to be more than his age--he whose carriage last year had been +so erect, whose figure had been so straight and manly. I was very much +moved at meeting him, and at seeing the sad traces which pain and grief +had left in the countenance of the dear old man. + +"So you are come to see me, my good young friend," cried the Colonel, +with a trembling voice. "It is very, very kind of you. Is not this a +pretty drawing-room to receive our friends in? We have not many of them +now; Boy and I come and sit here for hours every day. Hasn't he grown a +fine boy? He can say several words now, sir, and can walk surprisingly +well. Soon he will be able to walk with his grandfather, and then Marie +will not have the trouble to wait upon either of us." He repeated this +sentiment in his pretty old French, and turning with a bow to Marie. The +girl said monsieur knew very well that she did not desire better than to +come out with baby; that it was better than staying at home, pardieu; +and, the clock striking at this moment, she rose up with her child, +crying out that it was time to return or madame would scold. + +"Mrs. Mackenzie has rather a short temper," the Colonel said with a +gentle smile. "Poor thing, she has had a great deal to bear in +consequence, Pen, of my imprudence. I am glad you never took shares in +our bank. I should not be so glad to see you as I am now, if I had +brought losses upon you as I have upon so many of my friends." I, for my +part, trembled to hear the good old man was under the domination of the +Campaigner. + +"Bayham sends me the paper regularly; he is a very kind faithful +creature. How glad I am that he has got a snug berth in the City! His +company really prospers, I am happy to think, unlike some companies you +know of, Pen. I have read your two speeches, sir, and Clive and I liked +them very much. The poor boy works all day at his pictures. You know he +has sold one at the exhibition, which has given us a great deal of heart +--and he has completed two or three more--and I am sitting to him now +for--what do you think, sir? for Belisarius. Will you give Belisarius and +the Obolus kind word?" + +"My dear, dear old friend," I said in great emotion, "if you will do me +the kindness to take my Obolus or to use my services in any way, you will +give me more pleasure than ever I had from your generous bounties in old +days. Look, sir, I wear the watch which you gave me when you went to +India. Did you not tell me then to look over Clive and serve him if I +could? Can't I serve him now?" and I went on further in this strain, +asseverating with great warmth and truth that my wife's affection and my +own were most sincere for both of them, and that our pride would be to be +able to help such dear friends. + +The Colonel said I had a good heart, and my wife had, though--though--he +did not finish this sentence, but I could interpret it without need of +its completion. My wife and the two ladies of Colonel Newcome's family +never could be friends, however much my poor Laura tried to be intimate +with these women. Her very efforts at intimacy caused a frigidity and +hauteur which Laura could not overcome. Little Rosey and her mother set +us down as two aristocratic personages; nor for our parts were we very +much disturbed at this opinion of the Campaigner and little Rosa. + +I talked with the Colonel for half an hour or more about his affairs, +which indeed were very gloomy, and Clive's prospects, of which he strove +to present as cheering a view as possible. He was obliged to confirm the +news which Sherrick had given me, and to own, in fact, that all his +pension was swallowed up by a payment of interest and life insurance for +sums which he had been compelled to borrow. How could he do otherwise +than meet his engagements? Thank God, he had Clive's full approval for +what he had done--had communicated the circumstance to his son almost +immediately after it took place, and that was a comfort to him--an +immense comfort. "For the women are very angry," said the poor Colonel; +"you see they do not understand the laws of honour, at least as we +understand them: and perhaps I was wrong in hiding the truth as I +certainly did from Mrs. Mackenzie, but I acted for the best--I hoped +against hope that some chance might turn in our favour. God knows, I had +a hard task enough in wearing a cheerful face for months, and in +following my little Rosa about to her parties and balls; but poor Mrs. +Mackenzie has a right to be angry, only I wish my little girl did not +side with her mother so entirely, for the loss of her affection gives me +great pain." + +So it was as I suspected. The Campaigner ruled over this family, and +added to all their distresses by her intolerable presence and tyranny. +"Why, sir," I ventured to ask, "if, as I gather from you--and I +remember," I added with a laugh, "certain battles-royal which Clive +described to me in old days--if you and the Campai--Mrs. Mackenzie do not +agree, why should she continue to live with you, when you would all be so +much happier apart?" + +"She has a right to live in the house," says the Colonel; "It is I who +have no right in it. I am a poor old pensioner, don't you see, subsisting +on Rosey's bounty? We live on the hundred a year, secured to her at her +marriage, and Mrs. Mackenzie has her forty pounds of pension which she +adds to the common stock. It is I who have made away with every shilling +of Rosey's 17,000 pounds, God help me, and with 1500 pounds of her +mother's. They put their little means together, and they keep us--me and +Clive. What can we do for a living? Great God! What can we do? Why, I am +so useless that even when my poor boy earned 25 pounds for his picture, I +felt we were bound to send it to Sarah Mason, and you may fancy when this +came to Mrs. Mackenzie's ears, what a life my boy and I led. I have never +spoken of these things to any mortal soul--I even don't speak of them +with Clive--but seeing your kind and honest face has made me talk--you +must pardon my garrulity--I am growing old, Arthur. This poverty and +these quarrels have beaten my spirit down--there, I shall talk on this +subject no more. I wish, sir, I could ask you to dine with us, but"--and +here he smiled--"we must get the leave of the higher powers." + +I was determined, in spite of prohibitions and Campaigners, to see my old +friend Clive, and insisted on walking back with the Colonel to his +lodgings, at the door of which we met Mrs. Mackenzie and her daughter. +Rosa blushed up a little--looked at her mamma--and then greeted me with a +hand and a curtsey. The Campaigner also saluted me in a majestic but +amicable manner, made no objection even to my entering her apartments and +seeing the condition to which they were reduced: this phrase was uttered +with particular emphasis and a significant look towards the Colonel, who +bowed his meek head and preceded me into the lodgings, which were in +truth very homely, pretty, and comfortable. The Campaigner was an +excellent manager--restless, bothering, brushing perpetually. Such +fugitive gimcracks as they had brought away with them decorated the +little salon. Mrs. Mackenzie, who took the entire command, even pressed +me to dine and partake, if so fashionable a gentleman would condescend to +partake, of a humble exile's fare. No fare was perhaps very pleasant to +me in company with that woman, but I wanted to see my dear old Clive, and +gladly accepted his voluble mother-in-law's not disinterested +hospitality. She beckoned the Colonel aside; whispered to him, putting +something into his hand; on which he took his hat and went away. Then +Rosey was dismissed upon some other pretext, and I had the felicity to be +left alone with Mrs. Captain Mackenzie. + +She instantly improved the occasion; and with great eagerness and +volubility entered into her statement of the present affairs and position +of this unfortunate family. She described darling Rosey's delicate state, +poor thing--nursed with tenderness and in the lap of luxury--brought up +with every delicacy and the fondest mother--never knowing in the least +how to take care of herself, and likely to fall down and perish unless +the kind Campaigner were by to prop and protect her. She was in delicate +health--very delicate--ordered cod-liver oil by the doctor. Heaven knows +how he could be paid for those expensive medicines out of the pittance to +which the imprudence--the most culpable and designing imprudence, and +extravagance, and folly of Colonel Newcome had reduced them! Looking out +from the window as she spoke I saw--we both saw--the dear old gentleman +sadly advancing towards the house, a parcel in his hand. Seeing his near +approach, and that our interview was likely to come to an end, Mrs. +Mackenzie rapidly whispered to me that she knew I had a good heart--that +I had been blessed by Providence with a fine fortune, which I knew how to +keep better than some folks--and that if, as no doubt was my intention-- +for with what other but a charitable view could I have come to see them? +--and most generous and noble was it of you to come, and I always thought +it of you, Mr. Pendennis, whatever other people said to the contrary. If +I proposed to give them relief, which was most needful--and for which a +mother's blessings would follow me--let it be to her, the Campaigner, +that my loan should be confided--for as for the Colonel, he is not fit to +be trusted with a shilling, and has already flung away immense sums upon +some old woman he keeps in the country, leaving his darling Rosey without +the actual necessaries of life. + +The woman's greed and rapacity--the flattery with which she chose to +belabour me at dinner, so choked and disgusted me, that I could hardly +swallow the meal, though my poor old friend had been sent out to purchase +a pate from the pastrycook's for my especial refection. Clive was not at +the dinner. He seldom returned till late at night on sketching days. +Neither his wife nor his mother-in-law seemed much to miss him; and +seeing that the Campaigner engrossed the entire share of the +conversation, and proposed not to leave me for five minutes alone with +the Colonel, I took leave rather speedily of my entertainers, leaving a +message for Clive, and a prayer that he would come and see me at my +hotel. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXIII + +In which Belisarius returns from Exile + + +I was sitting in the dusk in my room at Hotel des Bains, when the visitor +for whom I hoped made his appearance in the person of Clive, with his +broad shoulders, and broad hat, and a shaggy beard, which he had thought +fit in his quality of painter to assume. Our greeting it need not be said +was warm; and our talk, which extended far into the night, very friendly +and confidential. If I make my readers confidants in Mr. Clive's private +affairs, I ask my friend's pardon for narrating his history in their +behoof. The world had gone very ill with my poor Clive, and I do not +think that the pecuniary losses which had visited him and his father +afflicted him near so sorely as the state of his home. In a pique with +the woman he loved, and from that generous weakness which formed part of +his character, and which led him to acquiesce in most wishes of his good +father, the young man had gratified the darling desire of the Colonel's +heart, and taken the wife whom his two old friends brought to him. Rosey, +who was also, as we have shown, of a very obedient and ductile nature, +had acquiesced gladly enough in her mamma's opinion, that she was in love +with the rich and handsome young Clive, and accepted him for better or +worse. So undoubtedly would this good child have accepted Captain Hoby, +her previous adorer, have smilingly promised fidelity to the Captain at +church, and have made a very good, happy, and sufficient little wife for +that officer,--had not mamma commanded her to jilt him. What wonder that +these elders should wish to see their two dear young ones united? They +began with suitable age, money, good temper, and parents' blessings. It +is not the first time that, with all these excellent helps to prosperity +and happiness, a marriage has turned out unfortunately--a pretty, tight +ship gone to wreck that set forth on its voyage with cheers from the +shore, and every prospect of fair wind and fine weather. + +We have before quoted poor Clive's simile of the shoes with which his +good old father provided him--as pretty a little pair of shoes as need +be--only they did not fit the wearer. If they pinched him at first, how +they blistered and tortured him now! If Clive was gloomy and discontented +even when the honeymoon had scarce waned, and he and his family sat at +home in state and splendour under the boughs of the famous silver +cocoa-nut tree, what was the young man's condition now in poverty, when +they had no love along with a scant dinner of herbs; when his +mother-in-law grudged each morsel which his poor old father ate--when a +vulgar, coarse-minded woman pursued with brutal sarcasm and deadly +rancour one of the tenderest and noblest gentlemen in the world--when an +ailing wife, always under some one's domination, received him with +helpless hysterical cries and reproaches--when a coarse female tyrant, +stupid, obstinate, utterly unable to comprehend the son's kindly genius, +or the father's gentle spirit, bullied over both, using the intolerable +undeniable advantage which her actual wrongs gave her to tyrannise over +these two wretched men! He had never heard the last of that money which +they had sent to Mrs. Mason, Clive said. When the knowledge of the fact +came to the Campaigner's ears, she raised such a storm as almost killed +the poor Colonel, and drove his son half mad. She seized the howling +infant, vowing that its unnatural father and grandfather were bent upon +starving it--she consoled and sent Rosey into hysterics--she took the +outlawed parson to whose church they went, and the choice society of +bankrupt captains, captains' ladies, fugitive stockbrokers' wives, and +dingy frequenters of billiard-rooms, and refugees from the Bench, into +her councils; and in her daily visits amongst these personages, and her +walks on the pier, whither she trudged with poor Rosey in her train, Mrs. +Mackenzie made known her own wrongs and her daughter's--showed how the +Colonel, having robbed and cheated them previously, was now living upon +them; insomuch that Mrs. Bolter, the levanting auctioneer's wife, would +not make the poor old man a bow when she met him--that Mrs. Captain +Kitely, whose husband had lain for seven years past in Boulogne gaol +ordered her son to cut Clive; and when, the child being sick, the poor +old Colonel went for arrowroot to the chemist's, young Snooks, the +apothecary's assistant, refused to allow him to take the powder away +without previously depositing the money. + +He had no money, Thomas Newcome. He gave up every farthing. After having +impoverished all around him, he had no right, he said, to touch a +sixpence of the wretched pittance remaining to them--he had even given up +his cigar, the poor old man, the companion and comforter of forty years. +He was "not fit to be trusted with money," Mrs. Mackenzie said, and the +good man owned as he ate his scanty crust, and bowed his noble old head +in silence under that cowardly persecution. + +And this, at the end of threescore and seven or eight years, was to be +the close of a life which had been spent in freedom and splendour, and +kindness and honour; this the reward of the noblest heart that ever beat +--the tomb and prison of a gallant warrior who had ridden in twenty +battles--whose course through life had been a bounty wherever it had +passed--whose name had been followed by blessings, and whose career was +to end here--here--in a mean room, in a mean alley of a foreign town--a +low furious woman standing over him and stabbing the kind defenceless +heart with killing insult and daily outrage! + +As we sat together in the dark, Clive told me this wretched story, which +was wrung from him with a passionate emotion that I could not but keenly +share. He wondered the old man lived, Clive said. Some of the women's +taunts and gibes, as he could see, struck his father so that he gasped +and started back as if some one had lashed him with a whip. "He would +make away with himself," said poor Clive, "but he deems this is his +punishment, and that he must bear it as long as it pleases God. He does +not care for his own losses, as far as they concern himself: but these +reproaches of Mrs. Mackenzie, and some things which were said to him in +the Bankruptcy Court, by one or two widows of old friends, who were +induced through his representations, to take shares in that infernal +bank, have affected him dreadfully. I hear him lying awake and groaning +at night, God bless him. Great God! what can I do--what can I do?" burst +out the young man in a dreadful paroxysm of grief. "I have tried to get +lessons--I went to London on the deck of a steamer, and took a lot of +drawings with me--tried picture-dealers--pawnbrokers--Jews--Moss, whom +you may remember at Gandish's, and who gave me for forty-two drawings, +eighteen pounds. I brought the money back to Boulogne. It was enough to +pay the doctor, and bury our last poor little dead baby. Tenez, Pen, you +must give me some supper: I have had nothing all day but a pain de deux +sous; I can't stand it at home. My heart's almost broken--you must give +me some money, Pen, old boy. I know you will. I thought of writing to +you, but I wanted to support myself, you see. When I went to London with +the drawings I tried George's chambers, but he was in the country, I saw +Crackthorpe on the street in Oxford Street, but I could not face him, and +bolted down Hanway Yard. I tried, and I could not ask him, and I got the +eighteen pounds from Moss that day, and came home with it." + +Give him money? of course I would give him money--my dear old friend! +And, as an alterative and a wholesome shock to check that burst of +passion and grief in which the poor fellow indulged, I thought fit to +break into a very fierce and angry invective on my own part, which served +to disguise the extreme feeling of pain and pity that I did not somehow +choose to exhibit. I rated Clive soundly, and taxed him with +unfriendliness and ingratitude for not having sooner applied to friends +who would think shame of themselves whilst he was in need. Whatever he +wanted was his as much as mine. I could not understand how the necessity +of the family should, in truth, be so extreme as he described it, for +after all many a poor family lived upon very much less; but I uttered +none of these objections, checking them with the thought that Clive, on +his first arrival at Boulogne, entirely ignorant of the practice of +economy, might have imprudently engaged in expenses which had reduced him +to this present destitution. (I did not know at the time that Mrs. +Mackenzie had taken entire superintendence of the family treasury--and +that this exemplary woman was putting away, as she had done previously, +sundry little sums to meet rainy days.) + +I took the liberty of asking about debts, and of these Clive gave me to +understand there were none--at least none of his or his father's +contracting. "If we were too proud to borrow, and I think we were wrong, +Pen, my dear old boy--I think we were wrong now--at least, we were too +proud to owe. My colourman takes his bill out in drawings, and I think +owes me a trifle. He got me some lessons at fifty sous a ticket--a pound +the ten--from an economical swell who has taken a chateau here, and has +two flunkeys in livery. He has four daughters, who take advantage of the +lessons, and screws ten per cent upon the poor colourman's pencils and +drawing-paper. It's pleasant work to give the lessons to the children; +and to be patronised by the swell; and not expensive to him, is it, Pen? +But I don't mind that, if I could but get lessons enough: for, you see, +besides our expenses here, we must have some more money, and the dear old +governor would die outright if poor old Sarah Mason did not get her fifty +pounds a year." + +And now there arrived a plentiful supper, and a bottle of good wine, of +which the giver was not sorry to partake after the meagre dinner at three +o'clock, to which I had been invited by the Campaigner; and it was +midnight when I walked back with my friend to his house in the upper +town; and all the stars of heaven were shining cheerily; and my dear +Clive's face wore an expression of happiness, such as I remembered in old +days, as we shook hands and parted with a "God bless you." + +To Clive's friend, revolving these things in his mind, as he lay in one +of those most snug and comfortable beds at the excellent Hotel des Bains, +it appeared that this town of Boulogne was a very bad market for the +artist's talents; and that he had to bring them to London, where a score +of old friends would assuredly be ready to help him. And if the Colonel, +too, could be got away from the domination of the Campaigner, I felt +certain that the dear old gentleman could but profit by his leave of +absence. My wife and I at this time inhabited a spacious old house in +Queens Square, Westminster, where there was plenty of room for father and +son. I knew that Laura would be delighted to welcome these guests--may +the wife of every worthy gentleman who reads these pages be as ready to +receive her husband's friends. It was the state of Rosa's health, and the +Campaigner's authority and permission, about which I was in doubt, and +whether this lady's two slaves would be allowed to go away. + +These cogitations kept the present biographer long awake, and he did not +breakfast next day until an hour before noon. I had the coffee-room to +myself by chance, and my meal was not yet ended when the waiter announced +a lady to visit Mr. Pendennis, and Mrs. Mackenzie made her appearance. No +signs of care or poverty were visible in the attire or countenance of the +buxom widow. A handsome bonnet, decorated within with a profusion of +poppies, bluebells; and ears of corn; a jewel on her forehead, not +costly, but splendid in appearance, and glittering artfully over that +central spot from which her wavy chestnut hair parted to cluster in +ringlets round her ample cheeks; a handsome India shawl, smart gloves, a +rich silk dress, a neat parasol of blue with pale yellow lining, a +multiplicity of glittering rinks, and a very splendid gold watch and +chain, which I remembered in former days as hanging round poor Rosey's +white neck;--all these adornments set off the widow's person, so that you +might have thought her a wealthy capitalist's lady, and never could have +supposed that she was a poor, cheated, ruined, robbed, unfortunate +Campaigner. + +Nothing could be more gracious than the accueil of this lady. She paid me +many handsome compliments about my literary work--asked most +affectionately for dear Mrs. Pendennis and the dear children--and then, +as I expected, coming to business, contrasted the happiness and genteel +position of my wife and family with the misery and wrongs of her own +blessed child and grandson. She never could call that child by the odious +name which he received at his baptism. I knew what bitter reasons she had +to dislike the name of Thomas Newcome. + +She again rapidly enumerated the wrongs she had received at the hands of +that gentleman; mentioned the vast sums of money out of which she and her +soul's darling had been tricked by that poor muddle-headed creature, to +say no worse of him; and described finally their present pressing need. +The doctors, the burial, Rosey's delicate condition, the cost of +sweetbreads, calf's-foot jelly, and cod-liver oil, were again passed in a +rapid calculation before me; and she ended her speech by expressing her +gratification that I had attended to her advice of the previous day, and +not given Clive Newcome a direct loan; that the family wanted it, the +Campaigner called upon Heaven to witness; that Clive and his absurd poor +father would fling guineas out of the window was a fact equally certain; +the rest of the argument was obvious, namely, that Mr. Pendennis should +administer a donation to herself. + +I had brought but a small sum of money in my pocket-book, though Mrs. +Mackenzie, intimate with bankers, and having, thank Heaven, in spite of +all her misfortunes, the utmost confidence of all her tradesmen, hinted a +perfect willingness on her part to accept an order upon her friends, +Hobson Brothers of London. + +This direct thrust I gently and smilingly parried by asking Mrs. +Mackenzie whether she supposed a gentleman who had just paid an +electioneering bill, and had, at the best of times, but a very small +income, might sometimes not be in a condition to draw satisfactorily upon +Messrs. Hobson or any other bankers? Her countenance fell at this remark, +nor was her cheerfulness much improved by the tender of one of the two +bank-notes which then happened to be in my possession. I said that I had +a use for the remaining note, and that it would not be more than +sufficient to pay my hotel bill, and the expenses of my party back to +London. + +My party? I had here to divulge, with some little trepidation, the plan +which I had been making overnight; to explain how I thought that Clive's +great talents were wasted at Boulogne, and could only find a proper +market in London; how I was pretty certain, through my connection with +booksellers, to find some advantageous employment for him, and would have +done so months ago had I known the state of the case; but I had believed, +until within a very few days since, that the Colonel, in spite of his +bankruptcy, was still in the enjoyment of considerable military pensions. + +This statement, of course, elicited from the widow a number of remarks +not complimentary to my dear old Colonel. He might have kept his pensions +had he not been a fool--he was a baby about money matters--misled himself +and everybody--was a log in the house, etc. etc. etc. + +I suggested that his annuities might possibly be put into some more +satisfactory shape--that I had trustworthy lawyers with whom I would put +him in communication--that he had best come to London to see to these +matters--and that my wife had a large house where she would most gladly +entertain the two gentlemen. + +This I said with some reasonable dread--fearing, in the first place, her +refusal; in the second, her acceptance of the invitation, with a +proposal, as our house was large, to come herself and inhabit it for a +while. Had I not seen that Campaigner arrive for a month at poor James +Binnie's house in Fitzroy Square, and stay there for many years? Was I +not aware that when she once set her foot in a gentleman's establishment, +terrific battles must ensue before she could be dislodged? Had she not +once been routed by Clive? and was she not now in command and possession? +Do I not, finally, know something of the world; and have I not a weak, +easy temper? I protest it was with terror that I awaited the widow's +possible answer to my proposal. + +To my great relief, she expressed the utmost approval of both my plans. I +was uncommonly kind, she was sure, to interest myself about the two +gentlemen, and for her blessed Rosa's sake, a fond mother thanked me. It +was most advisable that he should earn some money by that horrid +profession which he had chosen to adopt--a trade, she called it. She was +clearly anxious get rid both of father and son, and agreed that the +sooner they went the better. + +We walked back arm-in-arm to the Colonel's quarters in the Old Town, Mrs. +Mackenzie, in the course of our walk, doing me the honour to introduce me +by name to several dingy acquaintances, whom we met sauntering up the +street, and imparting to me, as each moved away, the pecuniary cause of +his temporary residence in Boulogne. Spite of Rosey's delicate state of +health, Mrs. Mackenzie did not hesitate to break the news to her of the +gentlemen's probable departure, abruptly and eagerly, as if the +intelligence was likely to please her:--and it did, rather than +otherwise. The young woman, being in the habit of letting mamma judge for +her, continued it in this instance; and whether her husband stayed or +went, seemed to be equally content or apathetic. "And is it not most kind +and generous of dear Mr. and Mrs. Pendennis to propose to receive Mr. +Newcome and the Colonel?" This opportunity for gratitude being pointed +out to Rosey, she acquiesced in it straightway--it was very kind of me, +Rosey was sure. "And don't you ask after dear Mrs. Pendennis and the dear +children--you poor dear suffering darling child?" Rosey, who had +neglected this inquiry, immediately hoped Mrs. Pendennis and the children +were well. The overpowering mother had taken utter possession of this +poor little thing. Rosey's eyes followed the Campaigner about, and +appealed to her at all moments. She sat under Mrs. Mackenzie as a bird +before a boa-constrictor, doomed--fluttering--fascinated--scared and +fawning as a whipt spaniel before a keeper. + +The Colonel was on his accustomed bench on the rampart at this sunny +hour. I repaired thither, and found the old gentleman seated by his +grandson, who lay, as yesterday, on the little bonne's lap, one of his +little purple hands closed round the grandfather's finger. "Hush!" says +the good man, lifting up his other finger to his moustache, as I +approached, "Boy's asleep. Il est bien joli quand il dort--le Boy, +n'est-ce pas, Marie?" The maid believed monsieur well--the boy was a +little angel. "This maid is a most trustworthy, valuable person, +Pendennis," the Colonel said, with much gravity. + +The boa-constrictor had fascinated him, too--the lash of that woman at +home had cowed that helpless, gentle, noble spirit. As I looked at the +head so upright and manly, now so beautiful and resigned--the year of his +past life seemed to pass before me somehow in a flash of thought. I could +fancy the accursed tyranny--the dumb acquiescence--the brutal jeer--the +helpless remorse--the sleepless nights of pain and recollection--the +gentle heart lacerated with deadly stabs--and the impotent hope. I own I +burst into a sob at the sight, and thought of the noble suffering +creature, and hid my face, and turned away. + +He sprang up, releasing his hand from the child's, and placing it, the +kind shaking hand, on my shoulder. "What is it, Arthur--my dear boy?" he +said, looking wistfully in my face. "No bad news from home, my dear? +Laura and the children well?" + +The emotion was mastered in a moment, I put his arm under mine, and as we +slowly sauntered up and down the sunny walk of the old rampart, I told +him how I had come with special commands from Laura to bring him for a +while to stay with us, and to settle his business, which I was sure had +been wofully mismanaged, and to see whether we could not find the means +of getting some little out of the wreck of the property for the boy +yonder. + +At first Colonel Newcome would not hear of quitting Boulogne, where Rosey +would miss him--he was sure she would want him--but before the ladies of +his family, to whom we presently returned, Thomas Newcome's resolution +was quickly recalled. He agreed to go, and Clive coming in at this time +was put in possession of our plan and gladly acquiesced in it. On that +very evening I came with a carriage to conduct my two friends to the +steamboat. Their little packets were made and ready. There was no +pretence of grief at parting on the women's side, but Marie, the little +maid, with Boy in her arms, cried sadly; and Clive heartily embraced the +child; and the Colonel, going back to give it one more kiss, drew out of +his neckcloth a little gold brooch which he wore, and which, trembling, +he put into Marie's hand, bidding her take good care of Boy till his +return. + +"She is a good girl--a most faithful, attached girl, Arthur, do you see," +the kind old gentleman said; "and I had no money to give her--no, not one +single rupee." + + + + +CHAPTER LXXIV + +In which Clive begins the World + + +We are ending our history, and yet poor Clive is but beginning the world. +He has to earn the bread which he eats henceforth; and, as I saw his +labours, his trials, and his disappointments, I could not but compare his +calling with my own. + +The drawbacks and penalties attendant upon our profession are taken into +full account, as we well know, by literary men, and their friends. Our +poverty, hardships, and disappointments are set forth with great +emphasis, and often with too great truth by those who speak of us; but +there are advantages belonging to our trade which are passed over, I +think, by some of those who exercise it and describe it, and for which, +in striking the balance of our accounts, we are not always duly thankful. +We have no patron, so to speak--we sit in ante-chambers no more, waiting +the present of a few guineas from my lord, in return for a fulsome +dedication. We sell our wares to the book-purveyor, between whom and us +there is no greater obligation than between him and his paper-maker or +printer. In the great towns in our country immense stores of books are +provided for us, with librarians to class them, kind attendants to wait +upon us, and comfortable appliances for study. We require scarce any +capital wherewith to exercise our trade. What other so-called learned +profession is equally fortunate? A doctor, for example, after carefully +and expensively educating himself, must invest in house and furniture, +horses, carriage, and menservants, before the public patient will think +of calling him in. I am told that such gentlemen have to coax and wheedle +dowagers, to humour hypochondriacs, to practise a score of little +subsidiary arts in order to make that of healing profitable. How many +many hundreds of pounds has a barrister to sink upon his stock-in-trade +before his returns are available? There are the costly charges of +university education--the costly chambers in the Inn of Court--the clerk +and his maintenance--the inevitable travels on circuit--certain expenses +all to be defrayed before the possible client makes his appearance, and +the chance of fame or competency arrives. The prizes are great, to be +sure, in the law, but what a prodigious sum the lottery-ticket costs! If +a man of letters cannot win, neither does he risk so much. Let us speak +of our trade as we find it, and not be too eager in calling out for +public compassion. + +The artists, for the most part, do not cry out their woes as loudly as +some gentlemen of the literary fraternity, and yet I think the life of +many of them is harder; their chances even more precarious, and the +conditions of their profession less independent and agreeable than ours. +I have watched Smee, Esq., R.A., flattering and fawning, and at the same +time boasting and swaggering, poor fellow, in order to secure a sitter. I +have listened to a Manchester magnate talking about fine arts before one +of J. J.'s pictures, assuming the airs of a painter, and laying down the +most absurd laws respecting the art. I have seen poor Tomkins bowing a +rich amateur through a private view, and noted the eager smiles on +Tomkins' face at the amateur's slightest joke, the sickly twinkle of hope +in his eyes as Amateur stopped before his own picture. I have been +ushered by Chipstone's black servant through hall after hall peopled with +plaster gods and heroes, into Chipstone's own magnificent studio, where +he sat longing vainly for an order, and justly dreading his landlord's +call for the rent. And, seeing how severely these gentlemen were taxed in +their profession, I have been grateful for my own more fortunate one, +which necessitates cringing to no patron; which calls for no keeping up +of appearances; and which requires no stock-in-trade save the workman's +industry, his best ability, and a dozen sheets of paper. + +Having to turn with all his might to his new profession, Clive Newcome, +one of the proudest men alive, chose to revolt and to be restive at +almost every stage of his training. He had a natural genius for his art, +and had acquired in his desultory way a very considerable skill. His +drawing was better than his painting (an opinion which, were my friend +present, he of course would utterly contradict); his designs and sketches +were far superior to his finished compositions. His friends, presuming to +judge of this artist's qualifications, ventured to counsel him +accordingly, and were thanked for their pains in the usual manner. We had +in the first place to bully and browbeat Clive most fiercely, before he +would take fitting lodgings for the execution of those designs which we +had in view for him. "Why should I take expensive lodgings?" says Clive, +slapping his fist on the table. "I am a pauper, and can scarcely afford +to live in a garret. Why should you pay me for drawing your portrait and +Laura's and the children? What the deuce does Warrington want with the +effigy of his old mug? You don't want them a bit--you only want to give +me money.--It would be much more honest of me to take the money at once +and own that I am a beggar; and I tell you what, Pen, the only money +which I feel I come honestly by, is that which is paid me by a little +printseller in Long Acre who buys my drawings, one with another, at +fourteen shillings apiece, and out of whom I can earn pretty nearly two +hundred a year. I am doing Coaches for him, sir, and Charges of Cavalry; +the public like the Mail Coaches best--on a dark paper--the horses and +miles picked out white--yellow dust--cobalt distance, and the guard and +coachman of course in vermilion. That's what a gentleman can get his +bread by--portraits, pooh! it's disguised beggary, Crackthorpe, and a +half-dozen men of his regiment came, like good fellows as they are, and +sent me five pounds apiece for their heads, but I tell you I am ashamed +to take the money." Such used to be the tenor of Clive Newcome's +conversation as he strode up and down our room after dinner, pulling his +moustache, and dashing his long yellow hair off his gaunt face. + +When Clive was inducted into the new lodgings at which his friends +counselled him to hang up his ensign, the dear old Colonel accompanied +his son, parting with a sincere regret from our little ones at home, to +whom he became greatly endeared during his visit to us, and who always +hailed him when he came to see us with smiles and caresses and sweet +infantile welcome. On that day when he went away, Laura went up and +kissed him with tears in her eyes. "You know how long I have been wanting +to do it," this lady said to her husband. Indeed I cannot describe the +behaviour of the old man during his stay with us, his gentle gratitude, +his sweet simplicity and kindness, his thoughtful courtesy. There was not +a servant in our little household but was eager to wait upon him. Laura's +maid was as tender-hearted at his departure as her mistress. He was +ailing for a short time, when our cook performed prodigies of puddings +and jellies to suit his palate. The youth who held the offices of butler +and valet in our establishment--a lazy and greedy youth whom Martha +scolded in vain--would jump up and leave his supper to carry a message to +our Colonel. My heart is full as I remember the kind words which he said +to me at parting, and as I think that we were the means of giving a +little comfort to that stricken and gentle soul. + +Whilst the Colonel and his son stayed with us, letters of course passed +between Clive and his family at Boulogne, but my wife remarked that the +receipt of those letters appeared to give our friend but little pleasure. +They were read in a minute, and he would toss them over to his father, or +thrust them into his pocket with a gloomy face. "Don't you see," groans +out Clive to me one evening, "that Rosa scarcely writes the letters, or +if she does, that her mother is standing over her? That woman is the +Nemesis of our life, Pen. How can I pay her off? Great God! how can I pay +her off?" And so having spoken, his head fell between his hands, and as I +watched him I saw a ghastly domestic picture before me of helpless pain, +humiliating discord, stupid tyranny. + +What, I say again, are the so-called great ills of life compared to these +small ones? + +The Colonel accompanied Clive to the lodgings which we had found for the +young artist, in a quarter not far removed from the old house in Fitzroy +Square, where some happy years of his youth had been spent. When sitters +came to Clive--as at first they did in some numbers, many of his early +friends being anxious to do him a service--the old gentleman was +extraordinarily cheered and comforted. We could see by his face that +affairs were going on well at the studio. He showed us the rooms which +Rosey and the boy were to occupy. He prattled to our children and their +mother, who was never tired of hearing him, about his grandson. He filled +up the future nursery with a hundred little knick-knacks of his own +contriving; and with wonderful cheap bargains, which he bought in his +walks about Tottenham Court Road. He pasted a most elaborate book of +prints and sketches for Boy. It was astonishing what notice Boy already +took of pictures. He would have all the genius of his father. Would he +had had a better grandfather than the foolish old man who had ruined all +belonging to him! + +However much they like each other, men in the London world see their +friends but seldom. The place is so vast that even next door is distant; +the calls of business, society, pleasure, so multifarious that mere +friendship can get or give but an occasional shake of the hand in the +hurried moments of passage. Men must live their lives; and are perforce +selfish, but not unfriendly. At a great need you know where to look for +your friend, and he that he is secure of you. So I went very little to +Howland Street, where Clive now lived; very seldom to Lamb Court, where +my dear old friend Warrington still sate in his old chambers, though our +meetings were none the less cordial when they occurred, and our trust in +one another always the same. Some folks say the world is heartless: he +who says so either prates commonplaces (the most likely and charitable +suggestion), or is heartless himself, or is most singular and unfortunate +in having made no friends. Many such a reasonable mortal cannot have: our +nature, I think, not sufficing for that sort of polygamy. How many +persons would you have to deplore your death; or whose death would you +wish to deplore? Could our hearts let in such a harem of dear +friendships, the mere changes and recurrences of grief and mourning would +be intolerable, and tax our lives beyond their value. In a word, we carry +our own burthen in the world; push and struggle along on our own affairs; +are pinched by our own shoes--though Heaven forbid we should not stop and +forget ourselves sometimes, when a friend cries out in his distress, or +we can help a poor stricken wanderer in his way. As for good women-- +these, my worthy reader, are different from us--the nature of these is to +love, and to do kind offices, and devise untiring charities:--so I would +have you to know, that, though Mr. Pendennis was parcus suorum cultor et +infrequens, Mrs. Laura found plenty of time to go from Westminster to +Bloomsbury; and to pay visits to her Colonel and her Clive, both of whom +she had got to love with all her heart again, now misfortune was on them; +and both of whom returned her kindness with an affection blessing the +bestower and the receiver; and making the husband proud and thankful +whose wife had earned such a noble regard. What is the dearest praise of +all to a man? his own--or that you should love those whom he loves? I see +Laura Pendennis ever constant and tender and pure, ever ministering in +her sacred office of kindness--bestowing love and followed by blessings. +Which would I have, think you; that priceless crown hymeneal, or the +glory of a Tenth Edition? + +Clive and his father had found not only a model friend in the lady above +mentioned, but a perfect prize landlady in their happy lodgings. In her +house, besides those apartments which Mr. Newcome had originally engaged, +were rooms just sufficient to accommodate his wife, child, and servant, +when they should come to him, with a very snug little upper chamber for +the Colonel, close by Boy's nursery, where he liked best to be. "And if +there is not room for the Campaigner, as you call her," says Mrs. Laura, +with a shrug of her shoulders, "why, I am very sorry, but Clive must try +and bear her absence as well as possible. After all, my dear Pen, you +know he is married to Rosa and not to her mamma; and so, and so I think +it will be quite best that they shall have their menage as before." + +The cheapness of the lodgings which the prize landlady let, the quantity +of neat new furniture which she put in, the consultations which she had +with my wife regarding these supplies, were quite singular to me. "Have +you pawned your diamonds, you reckless little person, in order to supply +all this upholstery?" "No, sir, I have not pawned my diamonds," Mrs. +Laura answers; and I was left to think (if I thought on the matter at +all) that the landlady's own benevolence had provided these good things +for Clive. For the wife of Laura's husband was perforce poor; and she +asked me for no more money at this time than at any other. + +At first, in spite of his grumbling, Clive's affairs looked so +prosperous, and so many sitters came to him from amongst his old friends, +that I was half inclined to believe with the Colonel and my wife, that he +was a prodigious genius, and that his good fortune would go on +increasing. Laura was for having Rosey return to her husband. Every wife +ought to be with her husband. J. J. shook his head about the prosperity. +"Let us see whether the Academy will have his pictures this year, and +what a place they will give him," said Ridley. To do him justice, Clive +thought far more humbly of his compositions than Ridley did. Not a little +touching was it to us, who had known the young men in former days, to see +them in their changed positions. It was Ridley, whose genius and industry +had put him in the rank of a patron--Ridley, the good industrious +apprentice, who had won the prize of his art--and not one of his many +admirers saluted his talent and success with such a hearty recognition as +Clive, whose generous soul knew no envy, and who always fired and kindled +at the success of his friends. + +When Mr. Clive used to go over to Boulogne from time to time to pay his +dutiful visits to his wife, the Colonel did not accompany his son, but, +during the latter's absence, would dine with Mrs. Pendennis. + +Though the preparations were complete in Howland Street, and Clive +dutifully went over to Boulogne, Mrs. Pendennis remarked that he seemed +still to hesitate about bringing his wife to London. + +Upon this Mr. Pendennis observed that some gentlemen were not +particularly anxious about the society of their wives, and that this pair +were perhaps better apart. Upon which Mrs. Pendennis, drubbing on the +ground with a little foot, said, "Nonsense, for shame, Arthur! How can +you speak so flippantly? Did he not swear before Heaven to love and +cherish her, never to leave her, sir? Is not his duty his duty, sir?" (a +most emphatic stamp of the foot). "Is she not his for better, or for +worse?" + +"Including the Campaigner, my dear?" says Mr. P. + +"Don't laugh, sir! She must come to him. There is no room in Howland +Street for Mrs. Mackenzie." + +"You artful scheming creature! We have some spare rooms. Suppose we ask +Mrs. Mackenzie to come and live with us, my dear? and we could then have +the benefit of the garrison anecdotes, and mess jocularities of your +favourite, Captain Goby." + +"I could never bear the horrid man!" cried Mrs. Pendennis. And how can I +tell why she disliked him? + +Everything being now ready for the reception of Clive's little family, we +counselled our friend to go over to Boulogne, and bring back his wife and +child, and then to make some final stipulation with the Campaigner. He +saw, as well as we, that the presence and tyranny of that fatal woman +destroyed his father's health and spirits--that the old man knew no peace +or comfort in her neighbourhood, and was actually hastening to his grave +under that dreadful and unremitting persecution. Mrs. Mackenzie made +Clive scarcely less wretched than his father--she governed his household +--took away his weak wife's allegiance and affection from him--and caused +the wretchedness of every single person round about her. They ought to +live apart. If she was too poor to subsist upon her widow's pension, +which, in truth, was but a very small pittance, let Clive give up to her, +say, the half of his wife's income of one hundred pounds a year. His +prospects and present means of earning money were such that he might +afford to do without that portion of his income; at any rate, he and his +father would be cheaply ransomed at that price from their imprisonment to +this intolerable person. "Go, Clive," said his counsellors, "and bring +back your wife and child, and let us all be happy together." For, you +see, those advisers opined that if we had written over to Mrs. Newcome +--"Come"--she would have come with the Campaigner in her suite. + +Vowing that he would behave like a man of courage--and we knew that Clive +had shown himself to be such in two or three previous battles--Clive +crossed the water to bring back his little Rosey. Our good Colonel agreed +to dine at our house during the days of his son's absence. I have said +how beloved he was by young and old there--and he was kind enough to say +afterwards, that no woman had made him so happy as Laura. We did not tell +him--I know not from what reticence--that we had advised Clive to offer a +bribe of fifty pounds a year to Mrs. Mackenzie; until about a fortnight +after Clive's absence, and a week after his return, when news came that +poor old Mrs. Mason was dead at Newcome, whereupon we informed the +Colonel that he had another pensioner now in the Campaigner. + +Colonel Newcome was thankful that his dear old friend had gone out of the +world in comfort and without pain. She had made a will long since, +leaving all her goods and chattels to Thomas Newcome--but having no money +to give, the Colonel handed over these to the old lady's faithful +attendant, Keziah. + +Although many of the Colonel's old friends had parted from him or +quarrelled with him in consequence of the ill success of the B. B. C., +there were two old ladies who yet remained faithful to him--Miss Cann, +namely, and honest little Miss Honeyman of Brighton, who, when she heard +of the return to London of her nephew and brother-in-law, made a railway +journey to the metropolis (being the first time she ever engaged in that +kind of travelling), rustled into Clive's apartments in Howland Street in +her neatest silks, and looking not a day older than on that when we last +beheld her; and after briskly scolding the young man for permitting his +father to enter into money affairs--of which the poor dear Colonel was as +ignorant as a baby--she gave them both to understand that she had a +little sum at her banker's at their disposal--and besought the Colonel to +remember that her house was his, and that she should be proud and happy +to receive him as soon and as often and for as long a time as he would +honour her with his company. "Is not my house full of your presents"-- +cried the stout little old lady--"have I not reason to be grateful to all +the Newcomes--yes, to all the Newcomes;--for Miss Ethel and her family +have come to me every year for months, and I don't quarrel with them, and +I won't, although you do, sir? Is not this shawl--are not these jewels +that I wear," she continued, pointing to those well-known ornaments, "my +dear Colonel's gift? Did you not relieve my brother Charles in this +country and procure for him his place in India? Yes, my dear friend--and +though you have been imprudent in money matters, my obligations towards +you, and my gratitude, and my affection are always the same." Thus Miss +Honeyman spoke, with somewhat of a quivering voice at the end of her +little oration, but with exceeding state and dignity--for she believed +that her investment of two hundred pounds in that unlucky B. B. C., which +failed for half a million, was a sum of considerable importance, and gave +her a right to express her opinion to the Managers. + +Clive came back from Boulogne in a week, as we have said--but he came +back without his wife, much to our alarm, and looked so exceedingly +fierce and glum when we demanded the reason of his return without his +family, that we saw wars and battles had taken place, and thought that in +this last continental campaign the Campaigner had been too much for her +friend. + +The Colonel, to whom Clive communicated, though with us the poor lad held +his tongue, told my wife what had happened:--not all the battles; which +no doubt raged at breakfast, dinner, supper, during the week of Clive's +visit to Boulogne,--but the upshot of these engagements. Rosey, not +unwilling in her first private talk with her husband to come to England +with him and the boy, showed herself irresolute on the second day at +breakfast, when the fire was opened on both sides; cried at dinner when +fierce assaults took place, in which Clive had the advantage; slept +soundly, but besought him to be very firm, and met the enemy at breakfast +with a quaking heart; cried all that day during which, pretty well +without cease, the engagement lasted; and when Clive might have conquered +and brought her off, but the weather was windy and the sea was rough, and +he was pronounced a brute to venture on it with a wife in Rosey's +situation. + +Behind that "situation" the widow shielded herself. She clung to her +adored child, and from that bulwark discharged abuse and satire at Clive +and his father. He could not rout her out of her position. Having had the +advantage on the first two or three days, on the four last he was beaten, +and lost ground in each action. Rosey found that in her situation she +could not part from her darling mamma. The Campaigner for her part +averred that she might be reduced to beggary; that she might be robbed of +her last farthing and swindled and cheated; that she might see her +daughter's fortune flung away by unprincipled adventurers, and her +blessed child left without even the comforts of life; but desert her in +such a situation, she never would--no, never! Was not dear Rosa's health +already impaired by the various shocks which she had undergone? Did she +not require every comfort, every attendance? Monster! ask the doctor! She +would stay with her darling child in spite of insult and rudeness and +vulgarity. (Rosey's father was a King's officer, not a Company's officer, +thank God!) She would stay as long at least as Rosey's situation +continued, at Boulogne, if not in London, but with her child. They might +refuse to send her money, having robbed her of all her own, but she would +pawn her gown off her back for her child. Whimpers from Rosey--cries of +"Mamma, mamma, compose yourself,"--convulsive sobs--clenched knuckles-- +flashing eyes--embraces rapidly clutched--laughs--stamps--snorts--from +the dishevelled Campaigner; grinding teeth--livid fury and repeated +breakages of the third commandment by Clive--I can fancy the whole scene. +He returned to London without his wife, and when she came she brought +Mrs. Mackenzie with her. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXV + +Founder's Day at the Grey Friars + + +Rosey came, bringing discord and wretchedness with her to her husband, +and the sentence of death or exile to his dear old father, all of which +we foresaw--all of which Clive's friends would have longed to prevent-- +all of which were inevitable under the circumstances. Clive's domestic +affairs were often talked over by our little set. Warrington and F. B. +knew of his unhappiness. We three had strongly opined that the women +being together at Boulogne, should stay there and live there, Clive +sending them over pecuniary aid as his means permitted. "They must hate +each other pretty well by this time," growls George Warrington. "Why on +earth should they not part?" "What a woman that Mrs. Mackenzie is!" cries +F. B. "What an infernal tartar and catamaran! She who was so uncommonly +smiling and soft-spoken, and such a fine woman, by jingo! What puzzles +all women are!" F. B. sighed, and drowned further reflection in beer. + +On the other side, and most strongly advocating Rosey's return to Clive, +was Mrs. Laura Pendennis; with certain arguments for which she had +chapter and verse, and against which we of the separatist party had no +appeal. "Did he marry her only for the days of her prosperity?" asked +Laura. "Is it right, is it manly, that he should leave her now she is +unhappy--poor little creature--no woman had ever more need of protection; +and who should be her natural guardian save her husband? Surely, Arthur, +you forget--have you forgotten them yourself, sir?--the solemn vows which +Clive made at the altar. Is he not bound to his wife to keep only unto +her so long as they both shall live, to love and comfort her, honour her, +and keep her in sickness and health?" + +"To keep her, yes--but not to keep the Campaigner," cries Mr. Pendennis. +"It is a moral bigamy, Laura, which you advocate, you wicked, immoral +young woman!" + +But Laura, though she smiled at this notion, would not be put off from +her first proposition. Turning to Clive, who was with us, talking over +his doleful family circumstances, she took his hand, and pleaded the +cause of right and religion with sweet artless fervour. She agreed with +us that it was a hard lot for Clive to bear. So much the nobler the task, +and the fulfilment of duty in enduring it. A few months too would put an +end to his trials. When his child was born Mrs. Mackenzie would take her +departure. It would even be Clive's duty to separate from her then, as it +now was to humour his wife in her delicate condition, and to soothe the +poor soul who had had a great deal of ill-health, of misfortune, of +domestic calamity to wear and shatter her. Clive acquiesced with a groan, +but--with a touching and generous resignation as we both thought. "She is +right, Pen," he said, "I think your wife is always right. I will try, +Laura, and bear my part, God help me! I will do my duty and strive my +best to soothe and gratify my poor dear little woman. They will be making +caps and things, and will not interrupt me in my studio. Of nights I can +go to Clipstone Street and work at the Life. There's nothing like the +Life, Pen. So you see I shan't be much at home except at meal-times, when +by nature I shall have my mouth full, and no opportunity of quarrelling +with poor Mrs. Mac." So he went home, followed and cheered by the love +and pity of my dear wife, and determined stoutly to bear this heavy yoke +which fate had put on him. + +To do Mrs. Mackenzie justice, that lady backed up with all her might the +statement which my wife had put forward, with a view of soothing poor +Clive, viz., that the residence of his mother-in-law in his house was +only to be temporary. "Temporary!" cries Mrs. Mac (who was kind enough to +make a call on Mrs. Pendennis, and treat that lady to a piece of her +mind). "Do you suppose, madam, that it could be otherwise? Do you suppose +that worlds would induce me to stay in a house where I have received such +treatment; where, after I and my daughter had been robbed of every +shilling of our fortune, where we are daily insulted by Colonel Newcome +and his son? Do you suppose, ma'am, that I do not know that Clive's +friends hate me, and give themselves airs and look down upon my darling +child, and try and make differences between my sweet Rosa and me--Rosa +who might have been dead, or might have been starving, but that her dear +mother came to her rescue? No, I would never stay. I loathe every day +that I remain in the house--I would rather beg my bread--I would rather +sweep the streets and starve--though, thank God, I have my pension as the +widow of an officer in Her Majesty's Service, and I can live upon that-- +and of that Colonel Newcome cannot rob me; and when my darling love needs +a mother's care no longer, I will leave her. I will shake the dust off my +feet and leave that house. I will--And Mr. Newcome's friends may then +sneer at me and abuse me, and blacken my darling child's heart towards me +if they choose. And I thank you, Mrs. Pendennis, for all your kindness +towards my daughter's family, and for the furniture which you have sent +into the house, and for the trouble you have taken about our family +arrangements. It was for this I took the liberty of calling upon you, and +I wish you a very good morning." So speaking, the Campaigner left my +wife; and Mrs. Pendennis enacted the pleasing scene with great spirit to +her husband afterwards, concluding the whole with a splendid curtsey and +toss of the head, such as Mrs. Mackenzie performed as her parting salute. + +Our dear Colonel had fled before. He had acquiesced humbly with the +decree of fate; and, lonely, old and beaten, marched honestly on the path +of duty. It was a great blessing, he wrote to us, to him to think that in +happier days and during many years he had been enabled to benefit his +kind and excellent relative, Miss Honeyman. He could thankfully receive +her hospitality now, and claim the kindness and shelter which this old +friend gave him. No one could be more anxious to make him comfortable. +The air of Brighton did him the greatest good; he had found some old +friends, some old Bengalees there, with whom he enjoyed himself greatly, +etc. How much did we, who knew his noble spirit, believe of this story? +To us Heaven had awarded health, happiness, competence, loving children, +united hearts, and modest prosperity. To yonder good man, whose long life +shone with benefactions, and whose career was but kindness and honour, +fate decreed poverty, disappointment, separation, a lonely old age. We +bowed our heads, humiliated at the contrast of his lot and ours; and +prayed Heaven to enable us to bear our present good fortune meekly, and +our evil days, if they should come, with such a resignation as this good +Christian showed. + +I forgot to say that our attempts to better Thomas Newcome's money +affairs were quite in vain, the Colonel insisting upon paying over every +shilling of his military allowances and retiring pension to the parties +from whom he had borrowed money previous to his bankruptcy. "Ah! what a +good man that is," says Mr. Sherrick with tears in his eyes, "what a +noble fellow, sir! He would die rather than not pay every farthing over. +He'd starve, sir, that he would. The money ain't mine, sir, or if it was +do you think I'd take it from the poor old boy? No, sir; by Jove! I +honour and reverence him more now he ain't got a shilling in his pocket, +than ever I did when we thought he was a-rolling in money." + +My wife made one or two efforts at Samaritan visits in Howland Street, +but was received by Mrs. Clive with such a faint welcome, and by the +Campaigner with so grim a countenance, so many sneers, innuendoes, +insults almost, that Laura's charity was beaten back, and she ceased to +press good offices thus thanklessly received. If Clive came to visit us, +as he very rarely did, after an official question or two regarding the +health of his wife and child, no further mention was made of his family +affairs. His painting, he said, was getting on tolerably well; he had +work, scantily paid it is true, but work sufficient. He was reserved, +uncommunicative, unlike the frank Clive of former times, and oppressed by +his circumstances, as it was easy to see. I did not press the confidence +which he was unwilling to offer, and thought best to respect his silence. +I had a thousand affairs of my own; who has not in London? If you die +to-morrow, your dearest friend will feel for you a hearty pang of sorrow, +and go to his business as usual. I could divine, but would not care to +describe, the life which my poor Clive was now leading; the vulgar +misery, the sordid home, the cheerless toil, and lack of friendly +companionship which darkened his kind soul. I was glad Clive's father was +away. The Colonel wrote to us twice or thrice; could it be three months +ago?--bless me, how time flies! He was happy, he wrote, with Miss +Honeyman, who took the best care of him. + +Mention has been made once or twice in the course of this history of the +Grey Friars school,--where the Colonel and Clive and I had been brought +up,--an ancient foundation of the time of James I., still subsisting in +the heart of London city. The death-day of the founder of the place is +still kept solemnly by Cistercians. In their chapel, where assemble the +boys of the school, and the fourscore old men of the Hospital, the +founder's tomb stands, a huge edifice: emblazoned with heraldic +decorations and clumsy carved allegories. There is an old Hall, a +beautiful specimen of the architecture of James's time; an old Hall? many +old halls; old staircases, passages, old chambers decorated with old +portraits, walking in the midst of which we walk as it were in the early +seventeenth century. To others than Cistercians, Grey Friars is a dreary +place possibly. Nevertheless, the pupils educated there love to revisit +it; and the oldest of us grow young again for an hour or two as we come +back into those scenes of childhood. + +The custom of the school is, that on the 12th of December, the Founder's +Day, the head gown-boy shall recite a Latin oration, in praise of +Fundatoris Nostri, and upon other subjects; and a goodly company of old +Cistercians is generally brought together to attend this oration: after +which we go to chapel and hear a sermon; after which we adjourn to a +great dinner, where old condisciples meet, old toasts are given, and +speeches are made. Before marching from the oration-hall to chapel, the +stewards of the day's dinner, according to old-fashioned rite, have wands +put into their hands, walk to church at the head of the procession, and +sit there in places of honour. The boys are already in their seats, with +smug fresh faces, and shining white collars; the old black-gowned +pensioners are on their benches; the chapel is lighted, and Founder's +Tomb, with its grotesque carvings, monsters, heraldries, darkles and +shines with the most wonderful shadows and lights. There he lies, +Fundator Noster, in his ruff and gown, awaiting the great Examination +Day. We oldsters, be we ever so old, become boys again as we look at that +familiar old tomb, and think how the seats are altered since we were +here, and how the doctor--not the present doctor, the doctor of our time +--used to sit yonder, and his awful eye used to frighten us shuddering +boys, on whom it lighted; and how the boy next us would kick our shins +during service time, and how the monitor would cane us afterwards because +our shins were kicked. Yonder sit forty cherry-cheeked boys, thinking +about home and holidays to-morrow. Yonder sit some threescore old +gentlemen pensioners of the hospital, listening to the prayers and the +psalms. You hear them coughing feebly in the twilight,--the old reverend +blackgowns. Is Codd Ajax alive, you wonder?--the Cistercian lads called +these old gentlemen Codds, I know not wherefore--I know not wherefore-- +but is old Codd Ajax alive, I wonder? or Codd Soldier? or kind old Codd +Gentleman, or has the grave closed over them? A plenty of candles lights +up this chapel, and this scene of age and youth, and early memories, and +pompous death. How solemn the well-remembered prayers are, here uttered +again in the place wherein childhood we used to hear them! How beautiful +and decorous the rite; how noble the ancient words of the supplications +which the priest utters, and to which generations of fresh children and +troops of bygone seniors have cried Amen! under those arches! The service +for Founder's Day is a special one; one of the psalms selected being the +thirty-seventh, and we hear-- + +23. The steps of a good man are ordered by the Lord: and he delighteth in +his way. + +24. Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down: for the Lord +upholdeth him with his hand. + +25. I have been young, and now am old: yet have I not seen the righteous +forsaken, nor his seed begging their bread. + +As we came to this verse, I chanced to look up from my book towards the +swarm of black-coated pensioners: and amongst them--amongst them--sate +Thomas Newcome. + +His dear old head was bent down over his prayer-book--there was no +mistaking him. He wore the black gown of the pensioners of the Hospital +of Grey Friars. His order of the Bath was on his breast. He stood there +amongst the poor brethren, uttering the responses to the psalm. The steps +of this good man had been ordered him hither by Heaven's decree: to this +almshouse! Here it was ordained that a life all love, and kindness, and +honour, should end! I heard no more of prayers, and psalms, and sermon, +after that. How dared I to be in a place of mark, and he, he yonder among +the poor? Oh, pardon, you noble soul! I ask forgiveness of you for being +of a world that has so treated you--you my better, you the honest, and +gentle, and good! I thought the service would never end, or the +organist's voluntaries, or the preacher's homily. + +The organ played us out of chapel at length, and I waited in the +ante-chapel until the pensioners took their turn to quit it. My dear, +dear old friend! I ran to him with a warmth and eagerness of recognition +which no doubt showed themselves in my face and accents, as my heart was +moved at the sight of him. His own face flushed up when he saw me, and +his hand shook in mine. "I have found a home, Arthur," said he. "Don't +you remember before I went to India, when we came to see the old Grey +Friars, and visited Captain Scarsdale in his room?--a poor brother like +me--an old Peninsular man. Scarsdale is gone now, sir, and is where the +wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at rest; and I thought +then, when we saw him,--here would be a place for an old fellow when his +career was over, to hang his sword up; to humble his soul, and to wait +thankfully for the end. Arthur. My good friend, Lord H., who is a +Cistercian like ourselves, and has just been appointed a governor, gave +me his first nomination. Don't be agitated, Arthur my boy, I am very +happy. I have good quarters, good food, good light and fire, and good +friends; blessed be God! my dear kind young friend--my boy's friend; you +have always been so, sir; and I take it uncommonly kind of you, and I +thank God for you, sir. Why, sir, I am as happy as the day is long." He +uttered words to this effect as he walked through the courts of the +building towards his room, which in truth I found neat and comfortable, +with a brisk fire crackling on the hearth; a little tea-table laid out, a +Bible and spectacles by the side of it, and over the mantelpiece a +drawing of his grandson by Clive. + +"You may come and see me here, sir, whenever you like, and so may your +dear wife and little ones, tell Laura, with my love;--but you must not +stay now. You must go back to your dinner." In vain I pleaded that I had +no stomach for it. He gave me a look, which seemed to say he desired to +be alone, and I had to respect that order and leave him. + +Of course I came to him on the very next day; though not with my wife and +children, who were in truth absent in the country at Rosebury, where they +were to pass the Christmas holidays; and where, this school-dinner over, +I was to join them. On my second visit to Grey Friars my good friend +entered more at length into the reasons why he had assumed the Poor +Brother's gown; and I cannot say but that I acquiesced in his reasons, +and admired that noble humility and contentedness of which he gave me an +example. + +"That which had caused him most grief and pain," he said, "in the issue +of that unfortunate bank, was the thought that poor friends of his had +been induced by his representations to invest their little capital in +that speculation. Good Miss Honeyman, for instance, meaning no harm, and +in all respects a most honest and kindly-disposed old lady, had +nevertheless alluded more than once to the fact that her money had been +thrown away; and these allusions, sir, made her hospitality somewhat hard +to bear," said the Colonel. "At home--at poor Clivey's, I mean--it was +even worse," he continued; "Mrs. Mackenzie for months past, by her +complaints, and--and her conduct, has made my son and me so miserable-- +that flight before her, and into any refuge, was the best course. She too +does not mean ill, Pen. Do not waste any of your oaths upon that poor +woman," he added, holding up his finger, and smiling sadly. "She thinks I +deceived her, though Heaven knows it was myself I deceived. She has great +influence over Rosa. Very few persons can resist that violent and +headstrong woman, sir. I could not bear her reproaches, or my poor sick +daughter, whom her mother leads almost entirely now, and it was with all +this grief on my mind, that, as I was walking one day upon Brighton +cliff, I met my schoolfellow, my Lord H----, who has ever been a good +friend of mine--and who told me how he had just been appointed a governor +of Grey Friars. He asked me to dine with him on the next day, and would +take no refusal. He knew of my pecuniary misfortunes, of course--and +showed himself most noble and liberal in his offers of help. I was very +much touched by his goodness, Pen,--and made a clean breast of it to his +lordship; who at first would not hear of my coming to this place--and +offered me out of the purse of an old brother-schoolfellow and an old +brother soldier as much--as much as should last me my time. Wasn't it +noble of him, Arthur? God bless him! There are good men in the world, +sir, there are true friends, as I have found in these later days. Do you +know, sir"--here the old man's eyes twinkled,--"that Fred Bayham fixed up +that bookcase yonder--and brought me my little boy's picture to hang up? +Boy and Clive will come and see me soon." + +"Do you mean they do not come?" I cried. + +"They don't know I am here, sir," said the Colonel, with a sweet, kind +smile. "They think I am visiting his lordship in Scotland. Ah! they are +good people! When we had had a talk downstairs over our bottle of claret +--where my old commander-in-chief would not hear of my plan--we went +upstairs to her ladyship, who saw that her husband was disturbed, and +asked the reason. I dare say it was the good claret that made me speak, +sir; for I told her that I and her husband had had a dispute and that I +would take her ladyship for umpire. And then I told her the story over, +that I had paid away every rupee to the creditors, and mortgaged my +pensions and retiring allowances for the same end, that I was a burden +upon Clivey, who had enough, poor boy, to keep his own family, and his +wife's mother, whom my imprudence had impoverished,--that here was an +honourable asylum which my friend could procure for me, and was not that +better than to drain his purse? She was very much moved, sir--she is a +very kind lady, though she passed for being very proud and haughty in +India--so wrongly are people judged. And Lord H. said, in his rough way, +'that, by Jove, if Tom Newcome took a thing into his obstinate old head +no one could drive it out.' And so," said the Colonel, with his sad +smile, "I had my own way. Lady H. was good enough to come and see me the +very next day--and do you know, Pen, she invited me to go and live with +them for the rest of my life--made me the most generous, the most +delicate offers. But I knew I was right, and held my own. I am too old to +work, Arthur: and better here whilst I am to stay, than elsewhere. Look! +all this furniture came from H. House--and that wardrobe is full of +linen, which she sent me. She has been twice to see me, and every officer +in this hospital is as courteous to me as if I had my fine house." + +I thought of the psalm we had heard on the previous evening, and turned +to it in the opened Bible, and pointed to the verse, "Though he fall, he +shall not be utterly cast down: for the Lord upholdeth him." Thomas +Newcome seeing my occupation, laid a kind, trembling hand on my shoulder; +and then, putting on his glasses, with a smile bent over the volume. And +who that saw him then, and knew him and loved him as I did--who would not +have humbled his own heart, and breathed his inward prayer, confessing +and adoring the Divine Will, which ordains these trials, these triumphs, +these humiliations, these blest griefs, this crowning Love? + +I had the happiness of bringing Clive and his little boy to Thomas +Newcome that evening; and heard the child's cry of recognition and +surprise, and the old man calling the boy's name, as I closed the door +upon that meeting; and by the night's mail I went down to Newcome, to the +friends with whom my own family was already staying. + +Of course, my conscience-keeper at Rosebury was anxious to know about the +school-dinner, and all the speeches made, and the guests assembled there; +but she soot ceased to inquire about these when I came to give her the +news of the discovery of our dear old friend in the habit of a Poor +Brother of Grey Friars. She was very glad to hear that Clive and his +little son had been reunited to the Colonel; and appeared to imagine at +first, that there was some wonderful merit upon my part in bringing the +three together. + +"Well--no great merit, Pen, as you will put it," says the Confessor; "but +it was kindly thought, sir--and I like my husband when he is kind best; +and don't wonder at your having made a stupid speech at the dinner, as +you say you did, when you had this other subject to think of. That is a +beautiful psalm, Pen, and those verses which you were reading when you +saw him, especially beautiful." + +"But in the presence of eighty old gentlemen, who have all come to decay, +and have all had to beg their bread in a manner, don't you think the +clergyman might choose some other psalm?" asks Mr. Pendennis. + +"They were not forsaken utterly, Arthur," says Mrs. Laura, gravely: but +rather declines to argue the point raised by me; namely, that the +selection of that especial thirty-seventh psalm was not complimentary to +those decayed old gentlemen. + +"All the psalms are good, sir," she says, "and this one, of course, is +included," and thus the discussion closed. + +I then fell to a description of Howland Street, and poor Clive, whom I +had found there over his work. A dubious maid scanned my appearance +rather eagerly when I asked to see him. I found a picture-dealer +chaffering with him over a bundle of sketches, and his little boy, +already pencil in hand, lying in one corner of the room, the sun playing +about his yellow hair. The child looked languid and pale, the father worn +and ill. When the dealer at length took his bargains away, I gradually +broke my errand to Clive, and told him from whence I had just come. + +He had thought his father in Scotland with Lord H.: and was immensely +moved with the news which I brought. + +"I haven't written to him for a month. It's not pleasant the letters I +have to write, Pen, and I can't make them pleasant. Up, Tommykin, and put +on your cap." Tommykin jumps up. "Put on your cap, and tell them to take +off your pinafore, tell grandmamma----" + +At that name Tommykin begins to cry. + +"Look at that!" says Clive, commencing to speak in the French language, +which the child interrupts by calling out in that tongue. "I speak also +French, papa." + +"Well, my child! You will like to come out with papa, and Betsy can dress +you." He flings off his own paint-stained shooting-jacket as he talks, +takes a frock-coat out of a carved wardrobe, and a hat from a helmet on +the shelf. He is no longer the handsome splendid boy of old times. Can +that be Clive, with that haggard face and slouched handkerchief? "I am +not the dandy I was, Pen," he says bitterly. + +A little voice is heard crying overhead--and giving a kind of gasp the +wretched father stops in some indifferent speech he was trying to make. +"I can't help myself," he groans out; "my wife is so ill, she can't +attend to the child. Mrs. Mackenzie manages the house for me--and--here! +Tommy, Tommy! papa is coming!" Tommy has been crying again; and flinging +open the studio door, Clive calls out, and dashes upstairs. + +I hear scuffling, stamping, loud voices, poor Tommy's scared little pipe +--Clive's fierce objurgations, and the Campaigner's voice barking out-- +"Do, sir, do! with my child suffering in the next room. Behave like a +brute to me, do. He shall not go! He shall not have the hat"--"He shall" +--"Ah--ah!" A scream is heard. It is Clive tearing a child's hat out of +the Campaigner's hands, with which, and a flushed face, he presently +rushes downstairs, bearing little Tommy on his shoulder. + +"You see what I am come to, Pen," he says with a heartbroken voice, +trying, with hands all of a tremble, to tie the hat on the boy's head. He +laughs bitterly at the ill success of his endeavours. "Oh, you silly +papa!" laughs Tommy, too. + +The door is flung open, and the red-faced Campaigner appears. Her face is +mottled with wrath, her bandeaux of hair are disarranged upon her +forehead, the ornaments of her cap, cheap, and dirty, and numerous, only +give her a wilder appearance. She is in a large and dingy wrapper, very +different from the lady who had presented herself a few months back to my +wife--how different from the smiling Mrs. Mackenzie of old days! + +"He shall not go out of a winter day, sir," she breaks out. "I have his +mother's orders, whom you are killing. Mr. Pendennis!" She starts, +perceiving me for the first time, and her breast heaves, and she prepares +for combat, and looks at me over her shoulder. + +"You and his father are the best judges upon this point, ma'am," said Mr. +Pendennis, with a bow. + +"The child is delicate, sir," cries Mrs. Mackenzie; "and this winter----" + +"Enough of this," says Clive with a stamp, and passes through her guard +with Tommy, and we descend the stairs, and at length are in the free +street. Was it not best not to describe at full length this portion of +poor Clive's history? + + + + +CHAPTER LXXVI + +Christmas at Rosebury + + +We have known our friend Florac under two aristocratic names, and might +now salute him by a third, to which he was entitled, although neither he +nor his wife ever chose to assume it. His father was lately dead, and M. +Paul de Florac might sign himself Duc d'Ivry if he chose, but he was +indifferent as to the matter, and his wife's friends indignant at the +idea that their kinswoman, after having been a Princess, should descend +to the rank of a mere Duchess. So Prince and Princess these good folks +remained, being exceptions to that order, inasmuch as their friends could +certainly put their trust in them. + +On his father's death Florac went to Paris, to settle the affairs of the +paternal succession; and, having been for some time absent in his native +country, returned to Rosebury for the winter, to resume that sport of +which he was a distinguished amateur. He hunted in black during the +ensuing season; and, indeed, henceforth laid aside his splendid attire +and his allurements as a young man. His waist expanded, or was no longer +confined by the cestus which had given it a shape. When he laid aside his +black, his whiskers, too, went into a sort of half-mourning, and appeared +in grey. "I make myself old, my friend," he said, pathetically; "I have +no more neither twenty years nor forty." He went to Rosebury Church no +more; but, with great order and sobriety, drove every Sunday to the +neighbouring Catholic chapel at C---- Castle. We had an ecclesiastic or +two to dine with us at Rosebury, one of whom I inclined to think was +Florac's director. + +A reason, perhaps, for Paul's altered demeanour, was the presence of his +mother at Rosebury. No politeness or respect could be greater than Paul's +towards the Countess. Had she been a sovereign princess, Madame de Florac +could not have been treated with more profound courtesy than she now +received from her son. I think the humble-minded lady could have +dispensed with some of his attentions; but Paul was a personage who +demonstrated all his sentiments, and performed his various parts in life +with the greatest vigour. As a man of pleasure, for instance, what more +active roue than he? As a jeune homme, who could be younger, and for a +longer time? As a country gentleman, or an l'homme d'affaires, he +insisted upon dressing each character with the most rigid accuracy, and +an exactitude that reminded one somewhat of Bouffe, or Ferville, at the +play. I wonder whether, when is he quite old, he will think proper to +wear a pigtail, like his old father? At any rate, that was a good part +which the kind fellow was now acting, of reverence towards his widowed +mother, and affectionate respect for her declining days. He not only felt +these amiable sentiments, but he imparted them to his friends most +freely, as his wont was. He used to weep freely,--quite unrestrained by +the presence of the domestics, as English sentiment would be:--and when +Madame de Florac quitted the room after dinner, would squeeze my hand and +tell me with streaming eyes, that his mother was an angel. "Her life has +been but a long trial, my friend," he would say. "Shall not I, who have +caused her to shed so many tears, endeavour to dry some?" Of course the +friends who liked him best encouraged him in an intention so pious. + +The reader has already been made acquainted with this lady by the letters +of hers, which came into my possession some time after the events which I +am at present narrating: my wife, through our kind friend, Colonel +Newcome, had also had the honour of an introduction to Madame de Florac +at Paris; and, on coming to Rosebury for the Christmas holidays, I found +Laura and the children greatly in favour with the good Countess. She +treated her son's wife with a perfect though distant courtesy. She was +thankful to Madame de Moncontour for the latter's great goodness to her +son. Familiar with but very few persons, she could scarcely be intimate +with her homely daughter-in-law. Madame de Moncontour stood in the +greatest awe of her; and, to do that good lady justice, admired and +reverenced Paul's mother with all her simple heart. In truth, I think +almost every one had a certain awe of Madame de Florac, except children, +who came to her trustingly, and, as it were, by instinct. The habitual +melancholy of her eyes vanished as they lighted upon young faces and +infantile smiles. A sweet love beamed out of her countenance: an angelic +smile shone over her face, as she bent towards them and caressed them. +Her demeanour then, nay, her looks and ways at other times;--a certain +gracious sadness, a sympathy with all grief, and pity for all pain; a +gentle heart, yearning towards all children; and, for her own especially, +feeling a love that was almost an anguish: in the affairs of the common +world only a dignified acquiescence, as if her place was not in it, and +her thoughts were in her Home elsewhere;--these qualities, which we had +seen exemplified in another life, Laura and her husband watched in Madame +de Florac, and we loved her because she was like our mother. I see in +such women, the good and pure, the patient and faithful, the tried and +meek, the followers of Him whose earthly life was divinely sad and +tender. + +But, good as she was to us and to all, Ethel Newcome was the French +lady's greatest favourite. A bond of extreme tenderness and affection +united these two. The elder friend made constant visits to the younger at +Newcome; and when Miss Newcome, as she frequently did, came to Rosebury, +we used to see that they preferred to be alone; divining and respecting +the sympathy which brought those two faithful hearts together. I can +imagine now the two tall forms slowly pacing the garden walks, or +turning, as they lighted on the young ones in their play. What was their +talk! I never asked it. Perhaps Ethel never said what was in her heart, +though, be sure, the other knew it. Though the grief of those they love +is untold, women hear it; as they soothe it with unspoken consolations. +To see the elder lady embrace her friend as they parted was something +holy--a sort of saintlike salutation. + +Consulting the person from whom I had no secrets, we had thought best at +first not to mention to our friends the place and position in which we +had found our dear Colonel; at least to wait for a fitting opportunity on +which we might break the news to those who held him in such affection. I +told how Clive was hard at work, and hoped the best for him. Good-natured +Madame de Moncontour was easily satisfied with my replies to her +questions concerning our friend. Ethel only asked if he and her uncle +were well, and once or twice made inquiries respecting Rosa and her +child. And now it was that my wife told me, what I need no longer keep +secret, of Ethel's extreme anxiety to serve her distressed relatives, and +how she, Laura, had already acted as Miss Newcome's almoner in furnishing +and hiring those apartments, which Ethel believed were occupied by Clive +and his father, and wife and child. And my wife further informed me with +what deep grief Ethel had heard of her uncle's misfortune, and how, but +that she feared to offend his pride, she longed to give him assistance. +She had even ventured to offer to send him pecuniary help; but the +Colonel (who never mentioned the circumstance to me any other of his +friends), in a kind but very cold letter, had declined to be beholden to +his niece for help. + +So I may have remained some days at Rosebury, and the real position of +the two Newcomes was unknown to our friends there. Christmas Eve was +come, and, according to a long-standing promise, Ethel Newcome and her +two children had arrived from the Park, which dreary mansion, since his +double defeat, Sir Barnes scarcely ever visited. Christmas was come, and +Rosebury hall was decorated with holly. Florac did his best to welcome +his friends, and strove to make the meeting gay, though in truth it was +rather melancholy. The children, however, were happy: and they had +pleasure enough, in the school festival, in the distribution of cloaks +and blankets to the poor, and in Madame de Moncontour's gardens, +delightful and beautiful though the winter was there. + +It was only a family meeting, Madame de Florac's widowhood not permitting +her presence in large companies. Paul sate at his table between his +mother and Mrs. Pendennis; Mr. Pendennis opposite to him, with Ethel and +Madame de Moncontour on each side. The four children were placed between +these personages, on whom Madame de Florac looked with her tender +glances, and to whose little wants the kindest of hosts ministered with +uncommon good-nature and affection. He was very soft-hearted about +children. "Pourquoi n'en avons-nous pas, Jeanne? He! quoi n'en avons-nous +pas?" he said, addressing his wife by her Christian name. The poor little +lady looked kindly at her husband, and then gave a sigh, and turned and +heaped cake upon the plate of the child next to her. No mamma or Aunt +Ethel could interpose. It was a very light wholesome cake. Brown made it +on purpose for the children, "the little darlings!" cries the Princess. + +The children were very happy at being allowed to sit up so late to +dinner, at all the kindly amusements of the day, at the holly and +mistletoe clustering round the lamps--the mistletoe, under which the +gallant Florac, skilled in all British usages, vowed he would have his +privilege. But the mistletoe was clustered round the lamp, the lamp was +over the centre of the great round table--the innocent gratification +which he proposed to himself was denied to M. Paul. + +In the greatest excitement and good-humour, our host at the dessert made +us des speech. He carried a toast to the charming Ethel, another to the +charming Mistriss Laura, another to his good fren', his brave frren', his +'appy fren', Pendennis--'appy as possessor of such a wife, 'appy as +writer of works destined to the immortality, etc. etc. The little +children round about clapped their happy little hands, and laughed and +crowed in chorus. And now the nursery and its guardians were about to +retreat, when Florac said he had yet a speech, yet a toast--and he bade +the butler pour wine into every one's glass--yet a toast--and he carried +it to the health of our dear friends, of Clive and his father,--the good, +the brave Colonel! "We who are happy," says he, "shall we not think of +those who are good? We who love each other, shall we not remember those +whom we all love?" He spoke with very great tenderness and feeling. "Ma +bonne mere, thou too shalt drink this toast!" he said, taking his +mother's hand, and kissing it. She returned his caress gently, and tasted +the wine with her pale lips. Ethel's head bent in silence over her glass; +and, as for Laura, need I say what happened to her! When the ladies went +away my heart was opened to my friend Florac, and I told him where and +how I had left my dear Clive's father. + +The Frenchman's emotion on hearing this tale was such that I have loved +him ever since. Clive in want! Why had he not sent to his friend? Grands +Dieux! Clive who had helped him in his greatest distress! Clive's father, +ce preux chevalier, ce parfait gentilhomme! In a hundred rapid +exclamations Florac exhibited his sympathy, asking of Fate, why such men +as he and I were sitting surrounded by splendours--before golden vases +crowned with flowers--with valets to kiss our feet--(those were merely +figures of speech in which Paul expressed his prosperity)--whilst our +friend the Colonel, so much better than we, spent his last days in +poverty, and alone. + +I liked Florac none the less, I own, because that one of the conditions +of the Colonel's present life, which appeared the hardest to most people, +affected Florac but little. To be a Pensioner of an Ancient Institution? +Why not? Might not a man retire without shame to the Invalides at the +close of his campaigns, and, had not Fortune conquered our old friend, +and age and disaster overcome him? It never once entered Thomas Newcome's +head; nor Clive's, nor Florac's, nor his mother's, that the Colonel +demeaned himself at all by accepting that bounty; and I recollect +Warrington sharing our sentiment and trowling out those noble lines of +the old poet:-- + + "His golden locks time hath to silver turned; + O time too swift, O swiftness never ceasing! + His youth 'gainst time and age hath ever spurned, + But spurned in vain; youth waneth by encreasing. + Beauty, strength, youth, are flowers but fading seen. + Duty, faith, love, are roots, and ever green. + + His helmet now shall make a hive for bees, + And lovers' songs be turned to holy psalms; + A man at arms must now serve on his knees, + And feed on prayers, which are old age's alms." + + +These, I say, respected our friend, whatever was the coat he wore; +whereas, among the Colonel's own kinsfolk, dire was the dismay, and +indignation even, which they expressed when they came to hear of this, +what they were pleased to call degradation to their family. Clive's dear +mother-in-law made outcries over the good old man as over a pauper, and +inquired of Heaven, what she had done that her blessed child should have +a mendicant for a father? And Mrs. Hobson, in subsequent confidential +communication with the writer of these memoirs, improved the occasion +religiously as her wont was; referred the matter to Heaven too, and +thought fit to assume that the celestial powers had decreed this +humiliation, this dreadful trial for the Newcome family, as a warning to +them all that they should not be too much puffed up with prosperity, nor +set their affections too much upon things of this earth. Had they not +already received one chastisement in Barnes's punishment, and Lady +Clara's awful falling away? They had taught her a lesson, which the +Colonel's lamentable errors had confirmed,--the vanity of trusting in all +earthly grandeurs! Thus it was this worthy woman plumed herself, as it +were, on her relative's misfortunes; and was pleased to think the latter +were designed for the special warning and advantage of her private +family. But Mrs. Hobson's philosophy is only mentioned by the way. Our +story, which is drawing to its close, has to busy itself with other +members of the house of The Newcomes. + +My talk with Florac lasted for some time: at its close, when we went to +join the ladies in the drawing-room, we found Ethel cloaked and shawled, +and prepared for her departure with her young ones, who were already +asleep. The little festival was over, and had ended in melancholy--even +in weeping. Our hostess sate in her accustomed seat by her lamp and her +worktable; but, neglecting her needle, she was having perpetual recourse +to her pocket-handkerchief, and uttering ejaculations of pity between the +intervals of her gushes of tears. Madame de Florac was in her usual +place, her head cast downwards, and her hands folded. My wife was at her +side, a grave commiseration showing itself in Laura's countenance, whilst +I read a yet deeper sadness in Ethel's pale face. Miss Newcome's carriage +had been announced; the attendants had already carried the young ones +asleep to the vehicle; and she was in the act of taking leave. We looked +round at this disturbed party, guessing very likely what the subject of +their talk had been, to which, however, Miss Ethel did not allude: but, +announcing that she had intended to depart without disturbing the two +gentlemen, she bade us farewell and good night. "I wish I could say a +merry Christmas," she added gravely, "but none of us, I fear, can hope +for that." It was evident that Laura had told the last chapter of the +Colonel's story. + +Madame de Floras rose up and embraced Miss Newcome, and, that farewell +over, she sank back on the sofa exhausted, and with such an expression of +affliction in her countenance, that my wife ran eagerly towards her. "It +is nothing, my dear," she said, giving a cold hand to the younger lady, +and sate silent for a few moments, during which we heard Florac's voice +without crying Adieu! and the wheels of Miss Newcome's carriage when it +drove away. + +Our host entered a moment afterwards; and remarking, as Laura had done, +his mother's pallor and look of anguish, went up and spoke to her with +the utmost tenderness and anxiety. + +She gave her hand to her son, and a faint blush rose up out of the past +as it were, and trembled upon her wan cheek. "He was the first friend I +ever had in the world, Paul," she said "the first and the best. He shall +not want, shall he, my son?" + +No signs of that emotion in which her daughter-in-law had been indulging +were as yet visible in Madame de Florac's eyes, but, as she spoke, +holding her son's hand in hers, the tears at length overflowed, and with +a sob, her head fell forwards. The impetuous Frenchman flung himself on +his knees before his mother, uttered a hundred words of love and respect +for her, and with tears and sobs of his own called God to witness that +their friend should never want. And so this mother and son embraced each +other, and clung together in a sacred union of love, before which we who +had been admitted as spectators of that scene, stood hushed and +respectful. + +That night Laura told me, how, when the ladies left us, the talk had been +entirely about the Colonel and Clive. Madame de Florac had spoken +especially, and much more freely than was her wont. She had told many +reminiscences of Thomas Newcome, and his early days; how her father +taught him mathematics when they were quite poor, and living in their +dear little cottage at Blackheath; how handsome he was then, with bright +eyes, and long black hair flowing over his shoulders; how military glory +was his boyish passion, and he was for ever talking of India, and the +famous deeds of Clive and Lawrence. His favourite book was a history of +India--the history of Orme. "He read it, and I read it also, my +daughter," the French lady said, turning to Ethel; "ah! I may say so +after so many years." + +Ethel remembered the book as belonging to her grandmother, and now in the +library at Newcome. Doubtless the same sympathy which caused me to speak +about Thomas Newcome that evening, impelled my wife likewise. She told +her friends, as I had told Florac, all the Colonel's story; and it was +while these good women were under the impression of the melancholy +history, that Florac and his guest found them. + +Retired to our rooms, Laura and I talked on the same subject until the +clock tolled Christmas, and the neighbouring church bells rang out a +jubilation. And, looking out into the quiet night, where the stars were +keenly shining, we committed ourselves to rest with humbled hearts; +praying, for all those we loved, a blessing of peace and goodwill. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXVII + +The Shortest and Happiest in the Whole History + + +In the ensuing Christmas morning I chanced to rise betimes, and entering +my dressing-room, opened the windows and looked out on the soft +landscape, over which mists were still lying; whilst the serene sky +above, and the lawns and leafless woods in the foreground near, were +still pink with sunrise. The grey had not even left the west yet, and I +could see a star or two twinkling there, to vanish with that twilight. + +As I looked out, I saw the not very distant lodge-gate open after a brief +parley, and a lady on horseback, followed by a servant, rode rapidly up +to the house. This early visitor was no other than Miss Ethel Newcome. +The young lady espied me immediately. "Come down; come down to me this +moment, Mr. Pendennis," she cried out. I hastened down to her, supposing +rightly that news of importance had brought her to Rosebury so early. + +The news were of importance indeed. "Look here!" she said, "read this;" +and she took a paper from the pocket of her habit. "When I went home last +night, after Madame de Florac had been talking to us about Orme's India, +I took the volumes from the bookcase and found this paper. It is in my +grandmother's--Mrs. Newcome's--handwriting; I know it quite well, it is +dated on the very day of her death. She had been writing and reading in +her study on that very night; I have often heard papa speak of the +circumstance. Look and read. You are a lawyer, Mr. Pendennis; tell me +about this paper." + +I seized it eagerly, and cast my eyes over it; but having read it, my +countenance fell. + +"My dear Miss Newcome, it is not worth a penny," I was obliged to own. + +"Yes, it is, sir, to honest people!" she cried out. "My brother and uncle +will respect it as Mrs. Newcome's dying wish. They must respect it." + +The paper in question was a letter in ink that had grown yellow from +time, and was addressed by the late Mrs. Newcome, to "my dear Mr. Luce." + +"That was her solicitor, my solicitor still," interposes Miss Ethel. + + +"THE HERMITAGE, March 14, 182-. + +"My Dear Mr. Luce" (the defunct lady wrote)--"My late husband's grandson +has been staying with me lately, and is a most pleasing, handsome, and +engaging little boy. He bears a strong likeness to his grandfather, I +think; and though he has no claims upon me, and I know is sufficiently +provided for by his father Lieutenant-Colonel Newcome, C.B., of the East +India Company's Service, I am sure my late dear husband will be pleased +that I should leave his grandson, Clive Newcome, a token of peace and +goodwill; and I can do so with the more readiness, as it has pleased +Heaven greatly to increase my means since my husband was called away +hence. + +"I desire to bequeath a sum equal to that which Mr Newcome willed to my +eldest son, Brian Newcome, Esq., to Mr. Newcome's grandson, Clive +Newcome; and furthermore, that a token of my esteem and affection, a +ring, or a piece of plate, of the value of one hundred pounds, be given +to Lieutenant-Colonel Thomas Newcome, my stepson, whose excellent conduct +for many years, and whose repeated acts of gallantry in the service of +his sovereign, have long obliterated the just feelings of displeasure +with which I could not but view his early disobedience and misbehaviour, +before he quitted England against my will, and entered the +military service. + +"I beg you to prepare immediately a codicil to my will providing for the +above bequests; and desire that the amount of these legacies should be +taken from the property bequeathed to my eldest son. You will be so good +as to prepare the necessary document, and bring it with you when you come +on Saturday, to yours very truly, + Sophia Alethea Newcome. + +"Tuesday night." + + +I gave back the paper with a sigh to the finder. "It is but a wish of +Mrs. Newcome, my dear Miss Ethel," I said. "Pardon me, if I say, I think +I know your elder brother too well to supposes that he will fulfil it." + +"He will fulfil it, sir, I am sure he will," Miss Newcome said, in a +haughty manner. "He would do as much without being asked, I am certain he +would, did he know the depth of my dear uncle's misfortune. Barnes is in +London now, and----" + +"And you will write to him? I know what the answer will be." + +"I will go to him this very day, Mr. Pendennis! I will go to my dear, +dear uncle. I cannot bear to think of him in that place," cried the young +lady, the tears starting into her honest eyes. "It was the will of +Heaven. Oh, God be thanked for it! Had we found my grandmamma's letter +earlier, Barnes would have paid the legacy immediately, and the money +would have gone in that dreadful bankruptcy. I will go to Barnes to-day. +Will you come with me? Won't you come to your old friends? We may be at +his--at Clive's house this evening; and oh, praise be to God! there need +be no more want in his family." + +"My dear friend, I will go with you round the world on such an errand," I +said, kissing her hand. How beautiful she looked; the generous colour +rose in her face, her voice thrilled with happiness. The music of +Christmas church bells leaped up at this moment with joyful gratulations; +the face of the old house, before which we stood talking, shone out in +the morning sun. + +"You will come I thank you! I must run and tell Madame de Florac," cried +the happy young lady, and we entered the house together. "How came you to +be kissing Ethel's hand, sir; and what is the meaning of this early +visit?" asks Mrs. Laura, as soon as I had returned to my own apartments. + +"Martha, get me a carpet-bag! I am going to London in an hour," cries Mr. +Pendennis. If I had kissed Ethel's hand jus now, delighted at the news +which she brought to me, was not one a thousand times dearer to me, as +happy as her friend? I know who prayed with a thankful heart that day as +we sped, in the almost solitary train, towards London. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXVIII + +In which the Author goes on a Pleasant Errand + + +Before I parted with Miss Newcome at the station, she made me promise to +see her on the morrow at an early hour at her brother's house; and having +bidden her farewell and repaired to my own solitary residence, which +presented but a dreary aspect on that festive day, I thought I would pay +Howland Street a visit; and, if invited, eat my Christmas dinner with +Clive. + +I found my friend at home, and at work still, in spite of the day. He had +promised a pair of pictures to a dealer for the morrow. "He pays me +pretty well, and I want all the money he will give me, Pen," the painter +said, rubbing on at his canvas. "I am pretty easy in my mind since I have +become acquainted with a virtuous dealer. I sell myself to him, body and +soul, for some half-dozen pounds a week. I know I can get my money, and +he is regularly supplied with his pictures. But for Rosey's illness we +might carry on well enough." + +Rosey's illness? I was sorry to hear of that: and poor Clive, entering +into particulars, told me how he had spent upon doctors rather more than +a fourth of his year's earnings. "There is a solemn fellow, to whom the +women have taken a fancy, who lives but a few doors off in Gower Street; +and who, for his last sixteen visits, has taken sixteen pounds sixteen +shillings out of my pocket, and as if guineas grew there, with the most +admirable gravity. He talks the fashions to my mother-in-law. My poor +wife hangs on every word he says. Look! There is his carriage coming up +now! and there is his fee, confound him!" says Clive, casting a rueful +look towards a little packet lying upon the mantelpiece, by the side of +that skinned figure in plaster of Paris which we have seen in most +studios. + +I looked out of window and saw a certain Fashionable Doctor tripping out +of his chariot; that Ladies' Delight, who has subsequently migrated from +Bloomsbury to Belgravia; and who has his polite foot now in a thousand +nurseries and boudoirs. What Confessors were in old times, Quackenboss +and his like are in our Protestant country. What secrets they know! into +what mystic chambers do they not enter! I suppose the Campaigner made a +special toilette to receive her fashionable friend, for that lady attired +in considerable splendour, and with the precious jewel on her head, which +I remembered at Boulogne, came into the studio two minutes after the +Doctor's visit was announced, and made him a low curtsey. I cannot +describe the overpowering civilities of that woman. + +Clive was very gracious and humble to her. He adopted a lively air in +addressing her--"Must work, you know, Christmas Day and all--for the +owner of the pictures will call for them in the morning. Bring me a good +report about Rosey, Mrs. Mackenzie, please--and if you will have the +kindness to look by the ecorche there, you will see that little packet +which I have left for you." Mrs. Mack, advancing, took the money. "I +thought that plaster of Paris figure was not the only ecorche in the +room." + +"I want you to stay to dinner. You must stay, Pen, please," cried Clive; +"and be civil to her, will you? My dear old father is coming to dine +here. They fancy that he has lodgings at the other end of the town, and +that his brothers do something for him. Not a word about Grey Friars. It +might agitate Rosa, you know. Ah! isn't he noble, the dear old boy! and +isn't it fine to see him in that place?" Clive worked on as he talked, +using up the last remnant of the light of Christmas Day, and was cleaning +his palette and brushes, when Mrs. Mackenzie returned to us. + +Darling Rosey was very delicate, but Doctor Quackenboss was going to give +her the very same medicine which had done the charming young Duchess of +Clackmannanshire so much good, and he was not in the least disquiet. + +On this I cut into the conversation with anecdotes concerning the family +of the Duchess of Clackmannanshire, remembering early days, when it used +to be my sport to entertain the Campaigner with anecdotes of the +aristocracy, about whose proceedings she still maintained a laudable +curiosity. Indeed, one of few the books escaped out of the wreck of +Tyburn Gardens was a Peerage, now a well-worn volume, much read by Rosa +and her mother. + +The anecdotes were very politely received--perhaps it was the season +which made Mrs. Mack and her son-in-law on more than ordinarily good +terms. When, turning to the Campaigner, Clive said he wished that she +could persuade me to stay to dinner, she acquiesced graciously and at +once in that proposal, and vowed that her daughter would be delighted if +I could condescend to eat their humble fare. "It is not such a dinner as +you have seen at her house, with six side-dishes, two flanks, that +splendid epergne, and the silver dishes top and bottom; but such as my +Rosa has she offers with a willing heart," cries the Campaigner. + +"And Tom may sit to dinner, mayn't he, grandmamma?" asks Clive, in a +humble voice. + +"Oh, if you wish it, sir." + +"His grandfather will like to sit by him," said Clive. "I will go out and +meet him; he comes through Guildford Street and Russell Square," says +Clive. "Will you walk, Pen?" + +"Oh, pray don't let us detain you," says Mrs. Mackenzie, with a toss of +her head: and when she retreated Clive whispered that she would not want +me; for she looked to the roasting of the beef and the making of the +pudding and the mince-pie. + +"I thought she might have a finger in it," I said; and we set forth to +meet the dear old father, who presently came, walking very slowly, along +the line by which we expected him. His stick trembled as it fell on the +pavement: so did his voice, as he called out Clive's name: so did his +hand, as he stretched it to me. His body was bent, and feeble. Twenty +years had not weakened him so much as the last score of months. I walked +by the side of my two friends as they went onwards, linked lovingly +together. How I longed for the morrow, and hoped they might be united +once more! Thomas Newcome's voice, once so grave, went up to a treble, +and became almost childish, as he asked after Boy. His white hair hung +over his collar. I could see it by the gas under which we walked--and +Clive's great back and arm, as his father leaned on it, and his brave +face turned towards the old man. Oh, Barnes Newcome, Barnes Newcome! Be +an honest man for once, and help your kinsfolk! thought I. + +The Christmas meal went off in a friendly manner enough. The Campaigner's +eyes were everywhere: it was evident that the little maid who served the +dinner, and had cooked a portion of it under their keen supervision, +cowered under them, as well as other folks. Mrs. Mack did not make more +than ten allusions to former splendours during the entertainment, or half +as many apologies to me for sitting down to a table very different from +that to which I was accustomed. Good, faithful F. Bayham was the only +other guest. He complimented the mince-pies, so that Mrs. Mackenzie owned +she had made them. The Colonel was very silent, but he tried to feed Boy, +and was only once or twice sternly corrected by the Campaigner. Boy, in +the best little words he could muster, asked why grandpapa wore a black +cloak? Clive nudged my foot under the table. The secret of the Poor +Brothership was very nearly out. The Colonel blushed, and with great +presence of mind said he wore a cloak to keep him warm in winter. + +Rosey did not say much. She had grown lean and languid: the light of her +eyes had gone out: all her pretty freshness had faded. She ate scarce +anything, though her mother pressed her eagerly, and whispered loudly +that a woman in her situation ought to strengthen herself. Poor Rosey was +always in a situation. + +When the cloth was withdrawn, the Colonel bending his head said, "Thank +God for what we have received," so reverently, and with an accent so +touching, that Fred Bayham's big eyes as he turned towards the old man +filled up with tears. When his mother and grandmother rose to go away, +poor little Boy cried to stay longer, and the Colonel would have meekly +interposed, but the domineering Campaigner cried, "Nonsense, let him go +to bed!" and flounced him out of the room: and nobody appealed against +that sentence. Then we three remained, and strove to talk as cheerfully +as we might, speaking now of old times, and presently of new. Without the +slightest affectation, Thomas Newcome told us that his life was +comfortable, and that he was happy in it. He wished that many others of +the old gentlemen, he said, were as contented as himself, but some of +them grumbled sadly, he owned and quarrelled with their bread-and-butter. +He, for his part, had everything he could desire: all the officers of the +Establishment were most kind to him; an excellent physician came to him +when wanted; a most attentive woman waited on him. "And if I wear a black +gown," said he, "is not that uniform as good as another, and if we have +to go to church every day, at which some of the Poor Brothers grumble, I +think an old fellow can't do better; and I can say my prayers with a +thankful heart, Clivey my boy, and should be quite happy but for my--for +my past imprudence, God forgive me. Think of Bayham here coming to our +chapel to-day!--he often comes--that was very right, sir--very right." + +Clive, filling a glass of wine, looked at F. B. with eyes that said God +bless you. F. B. gulped down another bumper. "It is almost a merry +Christmas," said I; "and oh, I hope it will be a happy New Year!" + +Shortly after nine o'clock the Colonel rose to depart, saying he must be +"in barracks" by ten; and Clive and F. B. went a part of the way with +him. I would have followed them, but he whispered me to stay and talk to +Mrs. Mack, for Heaven's sake, and that he would be back ere long. So I +went and took tea with the two ladies; and as we drank it, Mrs. Mackenzie +took occasion to tell me she did not know what amount of income the +Colonel had from his wealthy brother, but that they never received any +benefit from it; and again she computed to me all the sums, principal and +interest, which ought at that moment to belong to her darling Rosey. +Rosey now and again made a feeble remark. She did not seem pleased or +sorry when her husband came in; and presently, dropping me a little +curtsey, went to bed under charge of the Campaigner. So Bayham and I and +Clive retired to the studio, where smoking was allowed, and where we +brought that Christmas day to an end. + +At the appointed time on the next forenoon I called upon Miss Newcome at +her brother's house. Sir Barnes Newcome was quitting his own door as I +entered it, and he eyed me with such a severe countenance, as made me +augur but ill of the business upon which I came. The expression of +Ethel's face was scarcely more cheering: she was standing at the window, +sternly looking at Sir Barnes, who yet lingered at his own threshold, +having some altercation with his cab-boy ere he mounted his vehicle to +drive into the City. + +Miss Newcome was very pale when she advanced and gave me her hand. I +looked with some alarm into her face, and inquired what news? + +"It is as you expected, Mr. Pendennis," she said--"not as I did. My +brother is averse to making restitution. He just now parted from me in +some anger. But it does not matter; the restitution must be made, if not +by Barnes, by one of our family--must it not?" + +"God bless you for a noble creature, my dear, dear Miss Newcome!" was all +I could say. + +"For doing what is right? Ought I not to do it? I am the eldest of our +family after Barnes: I am the richest after him. Our father left all his +younger children the very sum of money which Mrs. Newcome here devises to +Clive; and you know, besides, I have all my grandmother's, Lady Kew's, +property. Why, I don't think I could sleep if this act of justice were +not done. Will you come with me to my lawyer's? He and my brother Barnes +are trustees of my property; and I have been thinking, dear Mr. +Pendennis--and you are very good to be so kind, and to express so kind an +opinion of me, and you and Laura have always, always been the best +friends to me"--(she says this, taking one of my hands and placing her +other hand over it)--"I have been thinking, you know, that this transfer +had better be made through Mr. Luce, you understand, and as coming from +the family, and then I need not appear in it at all, you see; and--and my +dear good uncle's pride need not be wounded." She fairly gave way to +tears as she spoke--and for me, I longed to kiss the hem of her robe, or +anything else she would let me embrace, I was so happy, and so touched by +the simple demeanour and affection of the noble young lady. + +"Dear Ethel," I said, "did I not say I would go to the end of the world +with you--and won't I go to Lincoln's Inn?" + +A cab was straightway sent for, and in another half-hour we were in the +presence of the courtly little old Mr. Luce in his chambers in Lincoln's +Inn Fields. + +He knew the late Mrs. Newcome's handwriting at once. He remembered having +seen the little boy at the Hermitage, had talked with Mr. Newcome +regarding his son in India, and had even encouraged Mrs. Newcome in her +idea of leaving some token of goodwill to the latter. "I was to have +dined with your grandmamma on the Saturday, with my poor wife. Why, bless +my soul! I remember the circumstance perfectly well, my dear young lady. +There can't be a doubt about the letter, but of course the bequest is no +bequest at all, and Colonel Newcome has behaved so ill to your brother +that I suppose Sir Barnes will not go out of his way to benefit the +Colonel." + +"What would you do, Mr. Luce?" asks the young lady. + +"H'm! And pray why should I tell you what I should do under the +circumstances?" replied the little lawyer. "Upon my word, Miss Newcome, I +think I should leave matters as they stand. Sir Barnes and I, you are +aware, are not the very best of friends--as your father's, your +grandmother's old friend and adviser, your own too, my dear young lady, I +and Sir Barnes Newcome remain on civil terms. But neither is over much +pleased with the other, to say the truth; and, at any rate, I cannot be +accused--nor can any one else that I know of--of being a very warm +partisan of your brother's. But candidly, were his case mine--had I a +relation who had called me unpleasant names, and threatened me I don't +know with what, with sword and pistol--who had put me to five or six +thousand pounds' expense in contesting an election which I had lost,--I +should give him, I think, no more than the law obliged me to give him; +and that, my dear Miss Newcome, is not one farthing." + +"I am very glad you say so," said Miss Newcome, rather to my +astonishment. + +"Of course, my dear young lady; and so you need not be alarmed at showing +your brother this document. Is not that the point about which you came to +consult me? You wished that I should prepare him for the awful +disclosure, did you not? You know, perhaps, that he does not like to part +with his money, and thought the appearance of this note might agitate +him? It has been a long time coming to its address, but nothing can be +done, don't you see? and be sure Sir Barnes Newcome will not be the least +agitated when I tell him its contents." + +"I mean I am very glad you think my brother is not called upon to obey +Mrs. Newcome's wishes, because I need not think so hardly of him as I was +disposed to do," Miss Newcome said. "I showed him the paper this morning, +and he repelled it with scorn; and not kind words passed between us, Mr. +Luce, and unkind thoughts remained in my mind. But if he, you think, is +justified, it is I who have been in the wrong for saying that he was +self--for upbraiding him as I own I did." + +"You called him selfish!--You had words with him! Such things have +happened before, my dear Miss Newcome, in the best-regulated families." + +"But if he is not wrong, sir, holding his opinions, surely I should be +wrong, sir, with mine, not to do as my conscience tells me; and having +found this paper only yesterday at Newcome, in the library there, in one +of my grandmother's books, I consulted with this gentleman, the husband +of my dearest friend, Mrs. Pendennis--the most intimate friend of my +uncle and cousin Clive; and I wish, and I desire and insist, that my +share of what my poor father left us girls should be given to my cousin, +Mr. Clive Newcome, in accordance with my grandmother's dying wishes." + +"My dear, you gave away your portion to your brothers and sisters ever so +long ago!" cried the lawyer. + +"I desire, sir, that six thousand pounds may be given to my cousin," Miss +Newcome said, blushing deeply. "My dear uncle, the best man in the world, +whom I love with all my heart, sir, is in the most dreadful poverty. Do +you know where he is, sir? My dear, kind, generous uncle!"--and, kindling +as she spoke, and with eyes beaming a bright kindness, and flushing +cheeks, and a voice that thrilled to the heart of those two who heard +her, Miss Newcome went on to tell of her uncle's and cousin's +misfortunes, and of her wish, under God, to relieve them. I see before me +now the figure of the noble girl as she speaks; the pleased little old +lawyer, bobbing his white head, looking up at her with his twinkling +eyes--patting his knees, patting his snuff-box--as he sits before his +tapes and his deeds, surrounded by a great background of tin boxes. + +"And I understand you want this money paid as coming from the family, and +not from Miss Newcome?" says Mr. Luce. + +"Coming from the family--exactly," answers Miss Newcome. + +Mr. Luce rose up from his old chair--his worn-out old horsehair chair-- +where he had sat for half a century and listened to many a speaker, very +different from this one. "Mr. Pendennis," he said, "I envy you your +journey along with this young lady. I envy you the good news you are +going to carry to your friends--and, Miss Newcome, as I am an old--old +gentleman who have known your family these sixty years, and saw your +father in his long-clothes, may I tell you how heartily and sincerely I-- +I love and respect you, my dear? When should you wish Mr. Clive Newcome +to have his legacy?" + +"I think I should like Mr. Pendennis to have it this instant, Mr. Luce, +please," said the young lady--and her veil dropped over her face as she +bent her head down, and clasped her hands together for a moment, as if +she was praying. + +Mr. Luce laughed at her impetuosity; but said that if she was bent upon +having the money, it was at her instant service; and before we left the +room, Mr. Luce prepared a letter, addressed to Clive Newcome, Esquire, in +which he stated, that amongst the books of the late Mrs. Newcome a paper +had only just been found, of which a copy was enclosed, and that the +family of the late Sir Brian Newcome, desirous to do honour to the wishes +of the late Mrs. Newcome, had placed the sum of 6000 pounds at the bank +of Messrs. H. W----, at the disposal of Mr. Clive Newcome, of whom Mr. +Luce had the honour to sign himself the most obedient servant, etc. And, +the letter approved and copied, Mr. Luce said Mr. Pendennis might be the +postman thereof; if Miss Newcome so willed it; and, with this document in +my pocket, I quitted the lawyer's chambers, with my good and beautiful +young companion. + +Our cab had been waiting several hours in Lincoln's Inn Fields, and I +asked Miss Ethel whither I now should conduct her? + +"Where is Grey Friars?" she said. "Mayn't I go to see my uncle?" + + + + +CHAPTER LXXIX + +In which Old Friends come together + + +We made the descent of Snowhill, we passed by the miry pens of +Smithfield; we travel through the street of St. John, and presently reach +the ancient gateway, in Cistercian Square, where lies the old Hospital of +Grey Friars. I passed through the gate, my fair young companion on my +arm, and made my way to the rooms occupied by brother Newcome. + +As we traversed the court the Poor Brothers were coming from dinner. A +couple of score, or more, of old gentlemen in black gowns, issued from +the door of their refectory, and separated over the court, betaking +themselves to their chambers. Ethel's arm trembled under mine as she +looked at one and another, expecting to behold her dear uncle's familiar +features. But he was not among the brethren. We went to his chamber, of +which the door was open: a female attendant was arranging the room; she +told us Colonel Newcome was out for the day, and thus our journey had +been made in vain. + +Ethel went round the apartment and surveyed its simple decorations; she +looked at the pictures of Clive and his boy; the two sabres crossed over +the mantelpiece, the Bible laid on the table, by the old latticed window. +She walked slowly up to the humble bed, and sat down on a chair near it. +No doubt her heart prayed for him who slept there; she turned round where +his black pensioner's cloak was hanging on the wall, and lifted up the +homely garment, and kissed it. The servant looked on admiring, I should +think, her melancholy and her gracious beauty. I whispered to the woman +that the young lady was the Colonel's niece. "He has a son who comes +here, and is very handsome, too," said the attendant. + +The two women spoke together for a while. "Oh, miss!" cried the elder and +humbler, evidently astonished at some gratuity which Miss Newcome +bestowed upon her, "I didn't want this to be good to him. Everybody here +loves him for himself; and I would sit up for him for weeks--that I +would." + +My companion took a pencil from her bag, and wrote "Ethel" on a piece of +paper, and laid the paper on the Bible. Darkness had again fallen by this +time, feeble lights were twinkling in the chamber windows of the Poor +Brethren as we issued into the courts;--feeble lights illumining a dim, +grey, melancholy old scene. Many a career, once bright, was flickering +out here in the darkness; many a night was closing in. We went away +silently from that quiet place; and in another minute were in the flare +and din and tumult of London. + +"The Colonel is most likely gone to Clive's," I said. Would not Miss +Newcome follow him thither? We consulted whether she should go. She took +heart and said yes. "Drive, cabman, to Howland Street!" The horse was, no +doubt, tired, for the journey seemed extraordinarily long; I think +neither of us spoke a word on the way. + +I ran upstairs to prepare our friends for the visit. Clive, his wife, his +father, and his mother-in-law were seated by a dim light in Mrs. Clive's +sitting-room. Rosey on the sofa, as usual; the little boy on his +grandfather's knees. + +I hardly made a bow to the ladies, so eager was I to communicate with +Colonel Newcome. "I have just been to your quarters at Grey Friars, sir," +said I. "That is----" + +"You have been to the Hospital, sir! You need not be ashamed to mention +it, as Colonel Newcome is not ashamed to go there," cried out the +Campaigner. "Pray speak in your own language, Clive, unless there is +something not fit for ladies to hear." Clive was growling out to me in +German that there had just been a terrible scene, his father having, a +quarter of an hour previously, let slip the secret about Grey Friars. + +"Say at once, Clive!" the Campaigner cried, rising in her might, and +extending a great strong arm over her helpless child, "that Colonel +Newcome owns that he has gone to live as a pauper in a hospital! He who +has squandered his own money. He who has squandered my money. He who has +squandered the money of that darling helpless child--compose yourself, +Rosey my love!--has completed the disgrace of the family, by his present +mean and unworthy--yes, I say, mean and unworthy and degraded conduct. +Oh, my child, my blessed child! to think that your husband's father +should have come to a workhouse!" Whilst this maternal agony bursts over +her, Rosa, on the sofa, bleats and whimpers amongst the faded chintz +cushions. + +I took Clive's hand, which was cast up to his head striking his forehead +with mad impotent rage, whilst this fiend of a woman lashed his good +father. The veins of his great fist were swollen, his whole body was +throbbing and trembling with the helpless pain under which he writhed. +"Colonel Newcome's friends, ma'am,", I said, "think very differently from +you; and that he is a better judge than you, or any one else, of his own +honour. We. all, who loved him in his prosperity, love and respect him +more than ever for the manner in which he bears his misfortune. Do you +suppose that his noble friend, the Earl of H----, would have counselled +him to a step unworthy of a gentleman; that the Prince de Moncontour +would applaud his conduct as he does, if he did not think it admirable?" +I can hardly say with what scorn I used this argument, or what depth of +contempt I felt for the woman whom I knew it would influence. "And at +this minute," I added, "I have come from visiting the Gray Friars with +one of the Colonel's relatives, whose love and respect for him is +boundless; who longs to be reconciled to him, and who is waiting below, +eager to shake his hand, and embrace Clive's wife." + +"Who is that?" says the Colonel, looking gently up, as he pats Boy's +head. + +"Who is it, Pen?" says Clive. I said in a low voice, "Ethel;" and +starting up and crying "Ethel! Ethel!" he ran from the room. + +Little Mrs. Rosa started up too on her sofa, clutching hold of the +table-cover with her lean hand, and the two red spots on her cheeks +burning more fiercely than ever. I could see what passion was beating in +that poor little heart. Heaven help us! what a resting-place had friends +and parents prepared for it! for shame!" + +"Miss Newcome, is it? My darling Rosa, get on your shawl!" cried the +Campaigner, a grim smile lighting her face. + +"It is Ethel; Ethel is my niece. I used to love her when she was quite a +little girl," says the Colonel, patting Boy on the head; "and she is a +very good, beautiful little child--a very good child." The torture had +been too much for that kind old heart: there were times when Thomas +Newcome passed beyond it. What still maddened Clive, excited his father +no more; the pain yonder woman inflicted, only felled and stupefied him. + +As the door opened, the little white-headed child trotted forward towards +the visitor, and Ethel entered on Clive's arm, who was as haggard and +pale as death. Little Boy, looking up at the stately lady, still followed +beside her, as she approached her uncle, who remained sitting, his head +bent to the ground. His thoughts were elsewhere. Indeed he was following +the child, and about to caress it again. + +"Here is a friend, father!" says Clive, laying a hand on the old man's +shoulder. "It is I, Ethel, uncle! "the young lady said, taking his hand; +and kneeling down between his knees, she flung her arms round him, and +kissed him, and wept on his shoulder. + +His consciousness had quite returned ere an instant was over. He embraced +her with the warmth of his old affection, uttering many brief words of +love, kindness, and tenderness, such as men speak when strongly moved. + +The little boy had come wondering up to the chair whilst this embrace +took place, and Clive's tall figure bent over the three. Rosa's eyes were +not good to look at, as she stared at the group with a ghastly smile. +Mrs. Mackenzie surveyed the scene in haughty state, from behind the sofa +cushions. She tried to take one of Rosa's lean hot hands. The poor child +tore it away, leaving her rings behind her; lifted her hands to her face: +and cried, cried as if her little heart would break. Ah me! what a story +was there! what an outburst of pent-up feeling! what a passion of pain! +The ring had fallen to the ground; the little boy crept towards it, and +picked it up, and came towards his mother, fixing on her his large +wondering eyes. "Mamma crying. Mamma's ring!" he said, holding up the +circle of gold. With more feeling than I had ever seen her exhibit, she +clasped the boy in her wasted arms. Great Heaven! what passion, jealousy, +grief, despair, were tearing and trying all these hearts, that but for +fate might have been happy? + +Clive went round, and with the utmost sweetness and tenderness hanging +round his child and wife, soothed her with words of consolation, that in +truth I scarce heard, being ashamed almost of being present at this +sudden scene. No one, however, took notice of the witnesses; and even +Mrs. Mackenzie's voice was silent for the moment. I dare say Clive's +words were incoherent; but women have more presence of mind; and now +Ethel, with a noble grace which I cannot attempt to describe, going up to +Rosa, seated herself by her, spoke of her long grief at the differences +between her dearest uncle and herself; of her early days, when he had +been as a father to her; of her wish, her hope that Rosa should love her +as a sister; and of her belief that better days and happiness were in +store for them all. And she spoke to the mother about her boy so +beautiful and intelligent, and told her how she had brought up her +brother's children, and hoped that this one too would call her Aunt +Ethel. She would not stay now, might she come again? Would Rosa come to +her with her little boy? Would he kiss her? He did so with a very good +grace; but when Ethel at parting embraced the child's mother, Rosa's face +wore a smile ghastly to look at, and the lips that touched Ethel's +cheeks, were quite white. + +"I shall come and see you again to-morrow, uncle, may I not? I saw your +room to-day, sir, and your housekeeper; such a nice old lady, and your +black gown. And you shall put it on to-morrow, and walk with me, and show +me the beautiful old buildings of that old hospital. And I shall come and +make tea for you, the housekeeper says I may. Will you come down with me +to my carriage? No, Mr. Pendennis must come;" and she quitted the room, +beckoning me after her. "You will speak to Clive now, won't you?" she +said, "and come to me this evening, and tell me all before you go to +bed?" I went back, anxious in truth to the messenger of good tidings to +my dear old friends. + +Brief as my absence had been, Mrs. Mackenzie had taken advantage of that +moment again to outrage Clive and his father, and to announce that Rosa +might go to see this Miss Newcome, whom people respected because she was +rich, but whom she would never visit; no, never! "An insolent, proud, +impertinent thing! Does she take me for a housemaid?" Mrs. Mackenzie had +inquired. + +"Am I dust to be trampled beneath her feet? Am I a dog that she can't +throw me a word?" Her arms were stretched out, and she was making this +inquiry as to her own canine qualities as I re-entered the room, and +remembered that Ethel had never once addressed a single word to Mrs. +Mackenzie in the course of her visit. + +I affected not to perceive the incident, and presently said that I wanted +to speak to Clive in his studio. Knowing that I had brought my friend one +or two commissions for drawings, Mrs. Mackenzie was civil to me, and did +not object to our colloquies. + +"Will you come too, and smoke a pipe, father?" says Clive. + +"Of course your father intends to stay to dinner?" says the Campaigner, +with a scornful toss of her head. Clive groaned out as we were on the +stair, "that he could not bear this much longer, by heavens he could +not." + +"Give the Colonel his pipe, Clive," said I. "Now, sir, down with you in +the sitter's chair, and smoke the sweetest cheroot you ever smoked in +your life! My dear, dear old Clive! you need not bear with the Campaigner +any longer; you may go to bed without this nightmare to-night if you +like; you may have your father back under your roof again." + +"My dear Arthur! I must be back at ten, sir, back at ten, military time; +drum beats; no--bell tolls at ten, and gates close;" and he laughed and +shook his old head. "Besides, I am to see a young lady, sir; and she is +coming to make tea for me, and I must speak to Mrs. Jones to have all +things ready--all things ready;" and again the old man laughed as he +spoke. + +His son looked at him and then at me with eyes full of sad meaning. "How +do you mean, Arthur," Clive said, "that he can come and stay with me, and +that that woman can go?" + +Then feeling in my pocket for Mr. Luce's letter, I grasped my dear Clive +by the hand and bade him prepare for good news. I told him how +providentially, two days since, Ethel, in the library at Newcome, looking +into Orme's History of India, a book which old Mrs. Newcome had been +reading on the night of her death, had discovered a paper, of which the +accompanying letter enclosed a copy, and I gave my friend the letter. + +He opened it, and read it through. I cannot say that I saw any particular +expression of wonder in his countenance, for somehow, all the while Clive +perused this document, I was looking at the Colonel's sweet kind face. +"It--it is Ethel's doing," said Clive, in a hurried voice. "There was no +such letter." + +"Upon my honour," I answered, "there was. We came up to London with it +last night, a few hours after she had found it. We showed it to Sir +Barnes Newcome, who--who could not disown it. We took it to Mr. Luce, who +recognised it at once, who was old Mrs. Newcome's man of business, and +continues to be the family lawyer, and the family recognises the legacy +and has paid it, and you may draw for it to-morrow, as you see. What a +piece of good luck it is that it did not come before the B. B. C. time! +That confounded Bundelcund Bank would have swallowed up this like all the +rest." + +"Father! father! do you remember Orme's History of India?" cries Clive. + +"Orme's History! of course I do, I could repeat whole pages of it when I +was a boy," says the old man, and began forthwith. "'The two battalions +advanced against each other cannonading, until the French, coming to a +hollow way, imagined that the English would not venture to pass it. But +Major Lawrence ordered the sepoys and artillery--the sepoys and artillery +to halt and defend the convoy against the Morattoes"--Morattoes Orme +calls 'em. Ho! ho! I could repeat whole pages, sir." + +"It is the best book that ever was written," calls out Clive. The Colonel +said he had not read it, but he was informed Mr. Mill's was a very +learned history; he intended to read it. "Eh! there is plenty of time +now," said the good Colonel. "I have all day long at Grey Friars,--after +chapel, you know. Do you know, sir, when I was a boy I used what they +call to tib out and run down to a public-house in Cistercian Lane--the +Red Cowl sir,--and buy rum there? I was a terrible wild boy, Clivy. You +weren't so, sir, thank Heaven! A terrible wild boy, and my poor father +flogged me, though I think it was very hard on me. It wasn't the pain, +you know: it wasn't the pain, but----" Here tears came into his eyes and +he dropped his head on his hand, and the cigar from it fell on to the +floor, burnt almost out, and scattering white ashes. + +Clive looked sadly at me. "He was often so at Boulogne, Arthur," he +whispered; "after a scene with that--that woman yonder, his head would +go: he never replied to her taunts; he bore her infernal cruelty without +an unkind word--Oh! I pay her back, thank God I can pay her! But who +shall pay her," he said, trembling in every limb, "for what she has made +that good man suffer?" + +He turned to his father, who still sate lost in his meditations. "You +need never go back to Grey Friars, father!" he cried out." + +"Not go back, Clivy? Must go back, boy, to say Adsum, when my name is +called. Newcome! Adsum! Hey! that is what we used to say--we used to +say!" + +"You need not go back, except to pack your things, and return and live +with me and Boy," Clive continued, and he told Colonel Newcome rapidly +the story of the legacy. The old man seemed hardly to comprehend it. When +he did, the news scarcely elated him; when Clive said "they could now pay +Mrs. Mackenzie," the Colonel replied, "Quite right, quite right," and +added up the sum, principal and interest, in which they were indebted to +her--he knew it well enough, the good old man. "Of course we shall pay +her, Clivy, when we can!" But in spite of what Clive had said he did not +appear to understand the fact that the debt to Mrs. Mackenzie was now +actually to be paid. + +As we were talking, a knock came to the studio door, and that summons was +followed by the entrance of the maid, who said to Clive, "If you please, +sir, Mrs. Mackenzie says, how long are you a-going to keep the dinner +waiting?" + +"Come, father, come to dinner!" cries Clive; "and, Pen, you will come +too, won't you?" he added; "it may be the last time you dine in such +pleasant company. Come along," he whispered hurriedly. "I should like you +to be there, it will keep her tongue quiet." As we proceeded to the +dining-room, I gave the Colonel my arm; and the good man prattled to me +something about Mrs. Mackenzie having taken shares in the Bundelcund +Banking Company, and about her not being a woman of business, and +fancying we had spent her money. "And I have always felt a wish that +Clivy should pay her, and he will pay her, I know he will," says the +Colonel; "and then we shall lead a quiet life, Arthur; for, between +ourselves, some women are the deuce when they are angry, sir." And again +he laughed, as he told me this sly news, and he bowed meekly his gentle +old head as we entered the dining-room. + +That apartment was occupied by little Boy already seated in his high +chair, and by the Campaigner only, who stood at the mantelpiece in a +majestic attitude. On parting with her, before we adjourned to Clive's +studio, I had made my bow and taken my leave in form, not supposing that +I was about to enjoy her hospitality yet once again. My return did not +seem to please her. "Does Mr. Pendennis favour us with his company to +dinner again, Clive?" she said, turning to her son-in-law. Clive curtly +said, Yes, he had asked Mr. Pendennis to stay. + +"You might at least have been so kind as to give me notice," says the +Campaigner, still majestic, but ironical. "You will have but a poor meal, +Mr. Pendennis; and one such as I'm not accustomed to give my guests." + +"Cold beef! what the deuce does it matter;" says Clive, beginning to +carve the joint, which, hot, had served our yesterday's Christmas table. + +"It does matter, sir! I am not accustomed to treat my guests in this way +Maria! who had been cutting that beef? Three pounds of that beef have been +cut away since one o'clock to-day," and with flashing eyes, and a finger +twinkling all over with rings, she pointed towards the guilty joint. + +Whether Maria had been dispensing secret charities, or kept company with +an occult policeman partial to roast-beef, I do not know; but she looked +very much alarmed, and said, Indeed, and indeed, mum, she had not touched +a morsel of it!--not she. + +"Confound the beef!" says Clive, carving on. + +"She has been cutting it!" cries the Campaigner, bringing her fist down +with a thump upon the table. "Mr. Pendennis! you saw the beef yesterday; +eighteen pounds it weighed, and this is what comes up of it! As if there +was not already ruin enough in the house!" + +"D--n the beef!" cries out Clive. + +"No! no! Thank God for our good dinner! Benedicti benedicamus, Clivy my +boy," says the Colonel, in a tremulous voice. + +"Swear on, sir! let the child hear your oaths! Let my blessed child, who +is too ill to sit at table and picks her bite! sweetbread on her sofa,-- +which her poor mother prepares for her, Mr. Pendennis,--which I cooked +it, and gave it to her with these hands,--let her hear your curses and +blasphemies, Clive Newcome! They are loud enough." + +"Do let us have a quiet life," groans out Clive; and for me, I must +confess, I kept my eyes steadily down upon my plate, nor dared to lift +them until my portion of cold beef had vanished. + +No further outbreak took place until the appearance of the second +course, which consisted, as the ingenious reader may suppose, of the +plum-pudding, now in a grilled state, and the remanent of mince-pies from +yesterday's meal. Maria, I thought, looked particularly guilty as these +delicacies were placed on the table: she set them down hastily, and was +for operating an instant retreat. + +But the Campaigner shrieked after her, "Who has eaten that pudding? I +insist upon knowing who has eaten it. I saw it at two o'clock when I went +down to the kitchen and fried a bit for my darling child, and there's +pounds of it gone since then! There were five mince-pies! Mr. Pendennis! +you saw yourself there were five that went away from table yesterday-- +where's the other two Maria? You leave the house this night, you +thieving, wicked wretch--and I'll thank you to come back to me afterwards +for a character. Thirteen servants have we had in nine months, Mr. +Pendennis, and this girl is the worst of them all, and the greatest liar +and the greatest thief." + +At this charge the outraged Maria stood up in arms, and as the phrase is, +gave the Campaigner as good as she got. Go! wouldn't she go? Pay her her +wages, and let her go out of that ell upon hearth, was Maria's prayer. +"It isn't you, sir," she said, turning to Clive. "You are good enough, +and works hard enough to git the guineas which you give out to pay that +doctor; and she don't pay him--and I see five of them in her purse +wrapped up in paper, myself I did, and she abuses you to him--and I heard +her, and Jane Black, who was here before, told me she heard her. Go! +won't I just go, I dispises your puddens and pies!" and with a laugh of +scorn this rude Maria snapped her black fingers in the immediate vicinity +of the Campaigner's nose. + +"I will pay her her wages, and she shall go this instant!" says Mrs. +Mackenzie, taking her purse out. + +"Pay me with them suvverings that you have got in it, wrapped up in +paper. See if she haven't, Mr. Newcome," the refractory waiting-woman +cried out, and again she laughed a strident laugh. + +Mrs. Mackenzie briskly shut her portemonnaie, and rose up from table, +quivering with indignant virtue. "Go!" she exclaimed, "go and pack your +trunks this instant! you quit the house this night, and a policeman shall +see to your boxes before you leave it!" + +Whilst uttering this sentence against the guilty Maria, the Campaigner +had intended, no doubt, to replace her purse in her pocket,--a handsome +filagree gimcrack of poor Ross's, one of the relics of former +splendours,--but, agitated by Maria's insolence, the trembling hand +missed the mark, and the purse fell to the ground. + +Maria dashed at the purse in a moment, with a scream of laughter shook +its contents upon the table, and sure enough, five little packets wrapped +in paper rolled out upon the cloth, besides bank-notes and silver and +golden coin. "I'm to go, am I? I'm a thief, am I?" screamed the girl, +clapping her hands. "I sor 'em yesterday when I was a-lacing of her; and +thought of that pore young man working night and day to get the money;-- +me a thief, indeed!--I despise you, and I give you warning." + +"Do you wish to see me any longer insulted by this woman, Clive? Mr. +Pendennis, I am shocked that you should witness such horrible vulgarity," +cries the Campaigner, turning to her guest. "Does the wretched creature +suppose that I, I who have given thousands, I who have denied myself +everything, I who have spent my all in support of this house; and Colonel +Newcome knows whether I have given thousands or not, and who has spent +them, and who has been robbed, I say, and----" + +"Here! you! Maria! go about your business," shouted out Clive Newcome, +starting up; "go and pack your trunks if you like, and pack this woman's +trunks too. Mrs. Mackenzie, I can bear you no more; go in peace, and if +you wish to see your daughter she shall come to you; but I will never, so +help me God! sleep under the same roof with you; or break the same crust +with you; or bear your infernal cruelty; or sit to hear my father +insulted; or listen to your wicked pride and folly more. There has not +been a day since you thrust your cursed foot into our wretched house, but +you have tortured one and all of us. Look here, at the best gentleman, +and the kindest heart in all the world, you fiend! and see to what a +condition you have brought him! Dearest father! she is going, do you +hear? She leaves us, and you will come back to me, won't you? Great God, +woman," he gasped out, "do you know what you have made me suffer--what +you have done to this good man? Pardon, father, pardon!"--and he sank +down by his father's side, sobbing with passionate emotion. The old man +even now did not seem to comprehend the scene. When he heard that woman's +voice in anger, a sort of stupor came over him. + +"I am a fiend, am I?" cries the lady. "You hear, Mr. Pendennis, this is +the language to which I am accustomed; I am a widow, and I trusted my +child and my all to that old man; he robbed me and my darling of almost +every farthing we had; and what has been my return for such baseness? I +have lived in this house and toiled like a slave; I have acted as servant +to my blessed child; night after night I have sat with her; and month +after month, when her husband has been away, I have nursed that poor +innocent; and the father having robbed me, the son turns me out of +doors!" + +A sad thing it was to witness, and a painful proof how frequent were +these battles, that, as this one raged, the poor little boy sat almost +careless, whilst his bewildered grandfather stroked his golden head. "It +is quite clear to me, madam," I said, turning to Mrs. Mackenzie, "that +you and your son-in-law are better apart; and I came to tell him to-day +of a most fortunate legacy, which has been left to him, and which will +enable him to pay you to-morrow morning every shilling, every shilling +which he does NOT owe you?" + +"I will not leave this house until I am paid every shilling of which I +have been robbed," hissed out Mrs. Mackenzie; and she sat down, folding +her arms across her chest. + +"I am sorry," groaned out Clive, wiping the sweat off his brow, I used a +harsh word; I will never sleep under the same roof with you. To-morrow I +will pay you what you claim; and the best chance I have of forgiving you +the evil which you have done me, is that we never should meet again. Will +you give me a bed at your house, Arthur? Father, will you come out and +walk? Good night, Mrs. Mackenzie; Pendennis will settle with you in the +morning. You will not be here, if you please, when I return; and so God +forgive you, and farewell." + +Mrs. Mackenzie in a tragic manner dashed aside the hand which poor Clive +held out to her, and disappeared from the scene of this dismal dinner. +Boy presently fell a-crying; in spite of all the battle and fury, there +was sleep in his eyes. + +"Maria is too busy, I suppose, to put him to bed," said Clive, with a sad +smile; "shall we do it, father? Come, Tommy, my son!" and he folded his +arms round the child, and walked with him to the upper regions. The old +man's eyes lighted up; his seared thoughts returned to him; he followed +his two children up the stairs, and saw his grandson in his little bed; +and, as we walked home with him, he told me how sweetly Boy said "Our +Father," and prayed God bless all those who loved him, as they laid him +to rest. + +So these three generations had joined in that supplication: the strong +man, humbled by trial and grief, whose loyal heart was yet full of love; +--the child, of the sweet age of those little ones whom the Blessed +Speaker of the prayer first bade to come unto Him;--and the old man, +whose heart was well-nigh as tender and as innocent; and whose day was +approaching, when he should be drawn to the bosom of the Eternal Pity. + + + + +CHAPTER LXXX + +In which the Colonel says "Adsum" when his Name is called + + +The vow which Clive had uttered, never to share bread with his +mother-in-law, or sleep under the same roof with her, was broken on the +very next day. A stronger will than the young man's intervened, and he +had to confess the impotence of his wrath before that superior power. In +the forenoon of the day following that unlucky dinner, I went with my +friend to the banking-house whither Mr. Luce's letter directed us, and +carried away with me the principal sum, in which the Campaigner said +Colonel Newcome was indebted to her, with the interest accurately +computed and reimbursed. Clive went off with a pocketful of money to the +dear old Poor Brother of Grey Friars; and he promised to return with his +father, and dine with my wife in Queen Square. I had received a letter +from Laura by the morning's post, announcing her return by the express +train from Newcome, and desiring that a spare bedroom should be got ready +for a friend who accompanied her. + +On reaching Howland Street, Clive's door was opened, rather to my +surprise, by the rebellious maid-servant who had received her dismissal +on the previous night; and the doctor's carriage drove up as she was +still speaking to me. The polite practitioner sped upstairs to Mrs. +Newcome's apartment. Mrs. Mackenzie, in a robe-de-chambre and cap very +different from yesterday's, came out eagerly to meet the physician on the +landing. Ere they had been a quarter of an hour together, arrived a cab, +which discharged an elderly person with her bandbox and bundles; I had no +difficulty in recognising a professional nurse in the new-comer. She too +disappeared into the sick-room, and left me sitting in the neighbouring +chamber, the scene of the last night's quarrel. + +Hither presently came to me Maria, the maid. She said she had not the +heart to go away now she was wanted; that they had passed a sad night, +and that no one had been to bed. Master Tommy was below, and the landlady +taking care of him: the landlord had gone out for the nurse. Mrs. Clive +had been taken bad after Mr. Clive went away the night before. Mrs. +Mackenzie had gone to the poor young thing, and there she went on, +crying, and screaming, and stamping, as she used to do in her tantrums, +which was most cruel of her, and made Mrs. Clive so ill. And presently +the young lady began: my informant told me. She came screaming into the +sitting-room, her hair over her shoulders, calling out she was deserted, +deserted, and would like to die. She was like a mad woman for some time. +She had fit after fit of hysterics: and there was her mother, kneeling, +and crying, and calling out to her darling child to calm herself;--which +it was all her own doing, and she had much better have held her own +tongue, remarked the resolute Maria. I understood only too well from the +girl's account what had happened, and that Clive, if resolved to part +with his mother-in-law, should not have left her, even for twelve hours, +in possession of his house. The wretched woman, whose Self was always +predominant, and who, though she loved her daughter after her own +fashion, never forgot her own vanity or passion, had improved the +occasion of Clive's absence: worked upon her child's weakness, jealousy, +ill-health, and driven her, no doubt, into the fever which yonder +physician was called to quell. + +The doctor presently enters to write a prescription, followed by Clive's +mother-in-law, who had cast Rosa's fine Cashmere shawl over her +shoulders, to hide her disarray. "You here still, Mr. Pendennis!" she +exclaims. She knew I was there. Had not she changed her dress in order to +receive me? + +"I have to speak to you for two minutes on important business, and then I +shall go," I replied gravely. + +"Oh, sir! to what a scene you have come! To what a state has Clive's +conduct last night driven my darling child!" + +As the odious woman spoke so, the doctor's keen eyes, looking up from the +prescription, caught mine. "I declare before Heaven, madam," I said +hotly, "I believe you yourself are the cause of your daughter's present +illness, as you have been of the misery of my friends." + +"Is this, sir," she was breaking out, "is this language to be used +to----?" + +"Madam, will you be silent?" I said. "I am come to bid you farewell on +the part of those whom your temper has driven into infernal torture. I am +come to pay you every halfpenny of the sum which my friends do not owe +you, but which they restore. Here is the account, and here is the money +to settle it. And I take this gentleman to witness, to whom, no doubt, +you have imparted what you call your wrongs" (the doctor smiled, and +shrugged his shoulders) "that now you are paid." + +"A widow--a poor, lonely, insulted widow!" cries the Campaigner, with +trembling hands taking possession of the notes. + +"And I wish to know," I continued, "when my friend's house will be free +to him, and he can return in peace." + +Here Rosa's voice was heard from the inner apartment, screaming, "Mamma, +mamma!" + +"I go to my child, sir," she said. "If Captain Mackenzie had been alive, +you would not have dared to insult me so." And carrying off her money, +she left us. + +"Cannot she be got out of the house?" I said to the doctor. "My friend +will never return until she leaves it. It is my belief she is the cause +of her daughter's present illness." + +"Not altogether, my dear sir. Mrs. Newcome was in a very, very delicate +state of health. Her mother is a lady of impetuous temper, who expresses +herself very strongly--too strongly, I own. In consequence of unpleasant +family discussions, which no physician can prevent, Mrs. Newcome has been +wrought up to a state of--of agitation. Her fever is, in fact, at +present very high. You know her condition. I am apprehensive of ulterior +consequences. I have recommended an excellent and experienced nurse to +her. Mr. Smith, the medical man at the corner, is a most able +practitioner. I shall myself call again in a few hours, and I trust that, +after the event which I apprehend, everything will go well. + +"Cannot Mrs. Mackenzie leave the house, sir?" I asked. + +"Her daughter cries out for her at every moment. Mrs. Mackenzie is +certainly not a judicious nurse, but in Mrs. Newcome's present state I +cannot take upon myself to separate them. Mr. Newcome may return, and I +do think and believe that his presence may tend to impose silence and +restore tranquillity." + +I had to go back to Clive with these gloomy tidings. The poor fellow must +put up a bed in his studio, and there await the issue of his wife's +illness. I saw Thomas Newcome could not sleep under his son's roof that +night. That dear meeting, which both so desired, was delayed, who could +say for how long? + +"The Colonel may come to us," I thought; "our old house is big enough." I +guessed who was the friend coming in my wife's company; and pleased +myself by thinking that two friends so dear should meet in our home. Bent +upon these plans, I repaired to Grey Friars, and to Thomas Newcome's +chamber there. + +Bayham opened the door when I knocked, and came towards me with a finger +on his lip, and a sad, sad countenance. He closed the door gently behind +him, and led me into the court. "Clive is with him, and Miss Newcome. He +is very ill. He does not know them," said Bayham with a sob. "He calls +out for both of them: they are sitting there and he does not know them." + +In a brief narrative, broken by more honest tears, Fred Bayham, as we +paced up and down the court, told me what had happened. The old man must +have passed a sleepless night, for on going to his chamber in the +morning, his attendant found him dressed in his chair, and his bed +undisturbed. He must have sat all through the bitter night without a +fire: but his hands were burning hot, and he rambled in his talk. He +spoke of some one coming to drink tea with him, pointed to the fire, and +asked why it was not made; he would not go to bed, though the nurse +pressed him. The bell began to ring for morning chapel; he got up and +went towards his gown, groping towards it as though he could hardly see, +and put it over his shoulders, and would go out, but he would have fallen +in the court if the good nurse had not given him her arm; and the +physician of the hospital, passing fortunately at this moment, who had +always been a great friend of Colonel Newcome's, insisted upon leading +him back to his room again, and got him to bed. "When the bell stopped, +he wanted to rise once more; he fancied he was a boy at school again," +said the nurse, "and that he was going in to Dr. Raine, who was +schoolmaster here ever so many years ago." So it was, that when happier +days seemed to be dawning for the good man, that reprieve came too late. +Grief, and years, and humiliation, and care, and cruelty had been too +strong for him, and Thomas Newcome was stricken down. + +Bayham's story told, I entered the room, over which the twilight was +falling, and saw the figures of Clive and Ethel seated at each end of the +bed. The poor old man within it was calling incoherent sentences. I had +to call Clive from the present grief before him, with intelligence of +further sickness awaiting him at home. Our poor patient did not heed what +I said to his son. "You must go home to Rosa," Ethel said. "She will be +sure to ask for her husband, and forgiveness is best, dear Clive. I will +stay with uncle. I will never leave him. Please God, he will be better in +the morning when you come back." So Clive's duty called him to his own +sad home; and, the bearer of dismal tidings, I returned to mine. The +fires were lit there and the table spread; and kind hearts were waiting +to welcome the friend who never more was to enter my door. + +It may be imagined that the intelligence which I brought alarmed and +afflicted my wife and Madame de Florac, our guest. Laura immediately went +away to Rosa's house to offer her services if needed. The accounts which +she brought thence were very bad: Clive came to her for a minute or two, +but Mr. Mackenzie could not see her. Should she not bring the little boy +home to her children? Laura asked; and Clive thankfully accepted that +offer. The little man slept in our nursery that night, and was at play +with our young ones on the morrow--happy and unconscious of the fate +impending over his home. + + * * * * * * + +Yet two more days passed, and I had to take two advertisements to The +Times newspaper on the part of poor Clive. Among the announcements of +Births was printed, "On the 28th, in Howland Street, Mrs. Clive Newcome +of a son, still-born." And a little lower, in the third division of the +same column, appeared the words, "On the 29th, in Howland Street, aged +26, Rosa, wife of Clive Newcome, Esq." So, one day, shall the names of +all of us be written there; to be deplored by how many?--to be remembered +how long?--to occasion what tears, praises, sympathy, censure?--yet for a +day or two, while the busy world has time to recollect us who have passed +beyond it. So this poor little flower had bloomed for its little day, and +pined, and withered, and perished. There was only one friend by Clive's +side following the humble procession which laid poor Rosa and her child +out of sight of a world that had been but unkind to her. Not many tears +were there to water her lonely little grave. A grief that was akin to +shame and remorse humbled him as he knelt over her. Poor little harmless +lady! no more childish triumphs and vanities, no more hidden griefs are +you to enjoy or suffer; and earth closes over your simple pleasures and +tears! The snow was falling and whitening the coffin as they lowered it +into the ground. It was at the same cemetery in which Lady Kew was +buried. I dare say the same clergyman read the same service over the two +graves, as he will read it for you or any of us to-morrow, and until his +own turn comes. Come away from the place, poor Clive! Come sit with your +orphan little boy; and bear him on your knee, and hug him to your heart. +He seems yours now, and all a father's love may pour out upon him. Until +this hour, Fate uncontrollable and homely tyranny had separated him from +you. + +It was touching to see the eagerness and tenderness with which the great +strong man now assumed the guardianship of the child, and endowed him +with his entire wealth of affection. The little boy now ran to Clive +whenever he came in, and sat for hours prattling to him. He would take +the boy out to walk, and from our windows we could see Clive's black +figure striding over the snow in St. James's Park, the little man +trotting beside him, or perched on his father's shoulder. My wife and I +looked at them one morning as they were making their way towards the +City. + +"He has inherited that loving heart from his father," Laura said; "and he +is paying over the whole property to his son." + +Clive, and the boy sometimes with him, used to go daily to Grey Friars, +where the Colonel still lay ill. After some days the fever which had +attacked him left him, but left him so weak and enfeebled that he could +only go from his bed to the chair by his fireside. The season was +exceedingly bitter, the chamber which he inhabited was warm and spacious; +it was considered unadvisable to move him until he had attained greater +strength, and till warmer weather. The medical men of the House hoped he +might rally in spring. My friend, Dr. Goodenough, came to him; he hoped +too: but not with a hopeful face. A chamber, luckily vacant, hard by the +Colonel's, was assigned to his friends, where we sate when we were too +many for him. Besides his customary attendant, he had two dear and +watchful nurses, who were almost always with him--Ethel and Madame de +Florac, who had passed many a faithful year by an old man's bedside; who +would have come, as to a work of religion, to any sick couch, much more +to this one, where he lay for whose life she would once gladly have given +her own. + +But our Colonel, we all were obliged to acknowledge, was no more our +friend of old days. He knew us again, and was good to every one round +him, as his wont was; especially when Boy came, his old eyes lighted up +with simple happiness, and, with eager trembling hands, he would seek +under his bedclothes, or the pockets of his dressing-gown, for toys or +cakes, which he had caused to be purchased for his grandson. There was a +little laughing, red-cheeked, white-headed gown-boy of the school, to +whom the old man had taken a great fancy. One of the symptoms of his +returning consciousness and recovery, as we hoped, was his calling for +this child, who pleased our friend by his archness and merry ways; and +who, to the old gentleman's unfailing delight, used to call him, "Codd +Colonel." "Tell little F----, that Codd Colonel wants to see him;" and +the little gown-boy was brought to him; and the Colonel would listen to +him for hours; and hear all about his lessons and his play; and prattle +almost as childishly about Dr. Raine, and his own early school-days. The +boys of the school, it must be said, had heard the noble old gentleman's +touching history, and had all got to know and love him. They came every +day to hear news of him; sent him in books and papers to amuse him; and +some benevolent young souls,--God's blessing on all honest boys, say I,-- +painted theatrical characters, and sent them in to Codd Colonel's +grandson. The little fellow was made free of gown-boys, and once came +thence to his grandfather in a little gown, which delighted the old man +hugely. Boy said he would like to be a little gown-boy; and I make no +doubt, when he is old enough, his father will get him that post, and put +him under the tuition of my friend Dr. Senior. + +So, weeks passed away, during which our dear old friend still remained +with us. His mind was gone at intervals, but would rally feebly; and with +his consciousness returned his love, his simplicity, his sweetness. He +would talk French with Madame de Florac, at which time, his memory +appeared to awaken with surprising vividness, his cheek flushed, and he +was a youth again,--a youth all love and hope,--a stricken old man, with +a beard as white as snow covering the noble careworn face. At such times +he called her by her Christian name of Leonore; he addressed courtly old +words of regard and kindness to the aged lady; anon he wandered in his +talk, and spoke to her as if they still were young. Now, as in those +early days, his heart was pure; no anger remained in it; no guile tainted +it; only peace and goodwill dwelt in it. + +Rosa's death had seemed to shock him for a while when the unconscious +little boy spoke of it. Before that circumstance, Clive had even forbore +to wear mourning, lest the news should agitate his father. The Colonel +remained silent and was very much disturbed all that day, but he never +appeared to comprehend the fact quite; and, once or twice afterwards, +asked, why she did not come to see him? She was prevented, he supposed-- +she was prevented, he said, with a look of terror: he never once +otherwise alluded to that unlucky tyrant of his household, who had made +his last years so unhappy. + +The circumstance of Clive's legacy he never understood: but more than +once spoke of Barnes to Ethel, and sent his compliments to him, and said +he should like to shake him by the hand. Barnes Newcome never once +offered to touch that honoured hand, though his sister bore her uncle's +message to him. They came often from Bryanstone Square; Mrs. Hobson even +offered to sit with the Colonel, and read to him, and brought him books +for his improvement. But her presence disturbed him; he cared not for her +books; the two nurses whom he loved faithfully watched him; and my wife +and I were admitted to him sometimes, both of whom he honoured with +regard and recognition. As for F. B., in order to be near his Colonel, +did not that good fellow take up his lodging in Cistercian Lane, at the +Red Cow? He is one whose errors, let us hope, shall be pardoned, quia +multum amavit. I am sure he felt ten times more joy at hearing of Clive's +legacy, than if thousands had been bequeathed to himself. May good health +and good fortune speed him! + +The days went on, and our hopes, raised sometimes, began to flicker and +fail. One evening the Colonel left his chair for his bed in pretty good +spirits, but passed a disturbed night, and the next morning was too weak +to rise. Then he remained in his bed, and his friends visited him there. +One afternoon he asked for his little gown-boy, and the child was brought +to him, and sate by the bed with a very awestricken face; and then +gathered courage, and tried to amuse him by telling him how it was a +half-holiday, and they were having a cricket-match with the St. Peter's +boys in the green, and Grey Friars was in and winning. The Colonel quite +understood about it; he would like to see the game; he had played many a +game on that green when he was a boy. He grew excited; Clive dismissed +his father's little friend, and put a sovereign into his hand; and away +he ran to say that Codd Colonel had come into a fortune, and to buy +tarts, and to see the match out. I, curre, little white-haired gown-boy! +Heaven speed you, little friend! + +After the child had gone, Thomas Newcome began to wander more and more. +He talked louder; he gave the word of command, spoke Hindustanee as if to +his men. Then he spoke words in French rapidly, seizing a hand that was +near him and crying, "Toujours, toujours!" But it was Ethel's hand which +he took. + +Ethel and Clive and the nurse were in the room with him; the latter came +to us, who were sitting in the adjoining apartment; Madame de Florac was +there, with my wife and Bayham. + +At the look in the woman's countenance Madame de Florac started up. "He +is very bad, he wanders a great deal," the nurse whispered. The French +lady fell instantly on her knees, and remained rigid in prayer. + +Some time afterwards Ethel came in with a scared face to our pale group. +"He is calling for you again, dear lady," she said, going up to Madame de +Florac, who was still kneeling; "and just now he said he wanted Pendennis +to take care of his boy. He will not know you." She hid her tears as she +spoke. + +She went into the room, where Clive was at the bed's foot; the old man +within it talked on rapidly for a while: then again he would sigh and be +still: once more I heard him say hurriedly, "Take care of him while I'm +in India;" and then with a heart-rending voice he called out, "Leonore, +Leonore!" She was kneeling by his side now. The patient's voice sank into +faint murmurs; only a moan now and then announced that he was not asleep. + +At the usual evening hour the chapel bell began to toll, and Thomas +Newcome's hands outside the bed feebly beat a time. And just as the last +bell struck, a peculiar sweet smile shone over his face, and he lifted up +his head a little, and quickly said, "Adsum!" and fell back. It was the +word we used at school, when names were called; and lo, he, whose heart +was as that of a little child, had answered to his name, and stood in the +presence of The Master. + + * * * * * * + +Two years ago, walking with my children in some pleasant fields, near to +Berne in Switzerland, I strayed from them into a little wood; and, coming +out of it presently, told them how the story had been revealed to me +somehow, which for three-and-twenty months the reader has been pleased to +follow. As I write the last line with a rather sad heart, Pendennis and +Laura, and Ethel and Clive, fade away into Fable-land. I hardly know +whether they are not true: whether they do not live near us somewhere. +They were alive, and I heard their voices, but five minutes since was +touched by their grief. And have we parted with them here on a sudden, +and without so much as a shake of the hand? Is yonder line (----) which I +drew with my own pen, a barrier between me and Hades as it were, across +which I can see those figures retreating and only dimly glimmering? +Before taking leave of Mr. Arthur Pendennis, might he not have told us +whether Miss Ethel married anybody finally? It was provoking that he +should retire to the shades without answering that sentimental question. + +But though he has disappeared as irrevocably as Eurydice, these minor +questions may settle the major one above mentioned. How could Pendennis +have got all that information about Ethel's goings-on at Baden, and with +Lord Kew, unless she had told somebody--her husband, for instance, who, +having made Pendennis an early confidant in his amour, gave him the whole +story? Clive, Pendennis writes expressly, is travelling abroad with his +wife. Who is that wife? By a most monstrous blunder, Mr. Pendennis killed +Lord Farintosh's mother at one page and brought her to life again at +another; but Rosey, who is so lately consigned to Kensal Green, it is not +surely with her that Clive is travelling, for then Mrs. Mackenzie would +probably be with them to a live certainty, and the tour would be by no +means pleasant. How could Pendennis have got all those private letters, +etc., but that the Colonel kept them in a teak box, which Clive inherited +and made over to his friend? My belief then is, that in Fable-land +somewhere Ethel and Clive are living most comfortably together: that she +is immensely fond of his little boy, and a great deal happier now than +they would have been had they married at first, when they took a liking +to each other as young people. That picture of J. J.'s of Mrs. Clive +Newcome (in the Crystal Palace Exhibition in Fable-land), is certainly +not in the least like Rosey, who we read was fair; but it represents a +tall, handsome, dark lady, who must be Mrs. Ethel. + +Again, why did Pendennis introduce J. J. with such a flourish, giving us, +as it were, an overture, and no piece to follow it? J. J.'s history, let +me confidentially state, has been revealed to me too, and may be told +some of these fine summer months, or Christmas evenings, when the kind +reader has leisure to hear. + +What about Sir Barnes Newcome ultimately? My impression is that he is +married again, and it is my fervent hope that his present wife bullies +him. Mrs. Mackenzie cannot have the face to keep that money which Clive +paid over to her, beyond her lifetime; and will certainly leave it and +her savings to little Tommy. I should not be surprised if Madame de +Moncontour left a smart legacy to the Pendennis children; and Lord Kew +stood godfather in case--in case Mr. and Mrs. Clive wanted such an +article. But have they any children? I, for my part, should like her best +without, and entirely devoted to little Tommy. But for you, dear friend, +it is as you like. You may settle your Fable-land in your own fashion. +Anything you like happens in Fable-land. Wicked folks die a propos (for +instance, that death of Lady Kew was most artful, for if she had not +died, don't you see that Ethel would have married Lord Farintosh the next +week?)--annoying folks are got out of the way; the poor are rewarded--the +upstarts are set down in Fable-land,--the frog bursts with wicked rage, +the fox is caught in his trap, the lamb is rescued from the wolf, and so +forth, just in the nick of time. And the poet of Fable-land rewards and +punishes absolutely. He splendidly deals out bags of sovereigns, which +won't buy anything; belabours wicked backs with awful blows, which do not +hurt; endows heroines with preternatural beauty, and creates heroes, who, +if ugly sometimes, yet possess a thousand good qualities, and usually end +by being immensely rich; makes the hero and heroine happy at last, and +happy ever after. Ah, happy, harmless Fable-land, where these things are! +Friendly reader! may you and the author meet there on some future day. He +hopes so; as he yet keeps a lingering hold of your hand, and bids you +farewell with a kind heart. + +Paris, 28th June 1855. + +THE END + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Newcomes, by William Makepeace Thackeray + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE NEWCOMES *** + +This file should be named newcm10.txt or newcm10.zip +Corrected EDITIONS of our eBooks get a new NUMBER, newcm11.txt +VERSIONS based on separate sources get new LETTER, newcm10a.txt + +Produced by Tapio Riikonen. + +Project Gutenberg eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the US +unless a copyright notice is included. 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