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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Rising of the Court, by Henry Lawson
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+Title: The Rising of the Court
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+Produced by Geoffrey Cowling, and David Widger
+
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+
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+
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ THE RISING OF THE COURT
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By Henry Lawson
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /> Note: Only the prose stories are reproduced here, not the
+ poetry. <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> THE RISING OF THE COURT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> &ldquo;ROLL UP AT TALBRAGAR&rdquo; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> WANTED BY THE POLICE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> THE BATH </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> INSTINCT GONE WRONG </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> THE HYPNOTIZED TOWNSHIP </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> THE EXCISEMAN </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> MATESHIP IN SHAKESPEARE&rsquo;S ROME </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ THE RISING OF THE COURT
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Oh, then tell us, Sings and Judges, where our meeting is to be,
+ when the laws of men are nothing, and our spirits all are free
+ when the laws of men are nothing, and no wealth can hold the fort,
+ There&rsquo;ll be thirst for mighty brewers at the Rising of the Court.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The same dingy court room, deep and dim, like a well, with the clock high
+ up on the wall, and the doors low down in it; with the bench, which, with
+ some gilding, might be likened to a gingerbread imitation of a throne; the
+ royal arms above it and the little witness box to one side, where so many
+ honest poor people are bullied, insulted and laughed at by third-rate
+ blackguardly little &ldquo;lawyers,&rdquo; and so many pitiful, pathetic and noble
+ lies are told by pitiful sinners and disreputable heroes for a little
+ liberty for a lost self, or for the sake of a friend&mdash;of a &ldquo;pal&rdquo; or a
+ &ldquo;cobber.&rdquo; The same overworked and underpaid magistrate trying to keep his
+ attention fixed on the same old miserable scene before him; as a weary,
+ overworked and underpaid journalist or author strives to keep his
+ attention fixed on his proofs. The same row of big, strong, healthy,
+ good-natured policemen trying not to grin at times; and the police-court
+ solicitors (&ldquo;the place stinks with &lsquo;em,&rdquo; a sergeant told me) wrangling
+ over some miserable case for a crust, and the &ldquo;reporters,&rdquo; shabby some of
+ them, eager to get a brutal joke for their papers out of the accumulated
+ mass of misery before them, whether it be at the expense of the deaf,
+ blind, or crippled man, or the alien.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And opposite the bench, the dock, divided by a partition, with the women
+ to the left and the men to the right, as it is on the stairs or the block
+ in polite society. They bring children here no longer. The same shaking,
+ wild-eyed, blood-shot-eyed and blear-eyed drunks and disorderlies, though
+ some of the women have nerves yet; and the same decently dressed, but
+ trembling and conscience-stricken little wretch up for petty larceny or
+ something, whose motor car bosses of a big firm have sent a solicitor,
+ &ldquo;manager,&rdquo; or some understrapper here to prosecute and give evidence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, over there, on a form to one side of the bench-opposite the witness
+ box&mdash;and as the one bright spot in this dark, and shameful, and
+ useless scene&mdash;and in a patch of sunlight from the skylight as it
+ happens&mdash;sit representatives of the Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society, Prison
+ Gate and Rescue Brigades, etc. (one or two of the ladies in nurses&rsquo;
+ uniforms), who are come to help us and to fight for us against the Law of
+ their Land and of ours, God help us!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs Johnson, of Red Rock Lane, is here, and her rival in revolution,
+ One-Eyed Kate, and Cock-Eyed Sal, and one or two of the other aristocrats
+ of the alley. And the weeping bedraggled remains of what was once, and not
+ so long ago, a pretty, slight, fair-haired and blue-eyed Australian girl.
+ She is up for inciting One-Eyed Kate to resist the police. Also, Three-Pea
+ Ginger, Stousher, and Wingy, for some participation in the row amongst the
+ aforementioned ladies. (Wingy, by the way, is a ratty little one-armed
+ man, whose case is usually described in the head-line, as &ldquo;A &lsquo;Armless
+ Case,&rdquo; by one of our great dailies.) And their pals are waiting outside in
+ the vestibule&mdash;Frowsy Kate (The Red Streak), Boko Bill, Pincher and
+ his &ldquo;piece,&rdquo; etc., getting together the stuff for the possible fines, and
+ the ten-bob fee for the lawyer, in one case, and ready to swear to
+ anything, if called upon. And I myself&mdash;though I have not yet entered
+ Red Rock Lane Society&mdash;on bail, on a charge of &ldquo;plain drunk.&rdquo; It was
+ &ldquo;drunk and disorderly&rdquo; by the way, but a kindly sergeant changed it to
+ plain drunk (though I always thought my drunk was ornamental).
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet I am not ashamed&mdash;only comfortably dulled and a little tired&mdash;dully
+ interested and observant, and hopeful for the sunlight presently. We low
+ persons get too great a contempt for things to feel much ashamed at any
+ time; and this very contempt keeps many of us from &ldquo;reforming.&rdquo; We hear
+ too many lies sworn that we know to be lies, and see too many unjust and
+ brutal things done that we know to be brutal and unjust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us go back a bit, and suppose we are still waiting for the
+ magistrate, and think of Last Night. &ldquo;Silence!&rdquo;&mdash;but from no human
+ voice this time. The whispering, shuffling, and clicking of the court
+ typewriter ceases, the scene darkens, and the court is blotted out as a
+ scene is blotted out from the sight of a man who has thrown himself into a
+ mesmeric trance. And:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Drink&mdash;lurid recollection of being &ldquo;searched&rdquo;&mdash;clang of iron
+ cell door, and I grope for and crawl on to the slanting plank. Period of
+ oblivion&mdash;or the soul is away in some other world. Clang of cell door
+ again, and soul returns in a hurry to take heed of another soul, belonging
+ to a belated drunk on the plank by my side. Other soul says:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gotta match?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So we&rsquo;re not in hell yet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We fumble and light up. They leave us our pipes, tobacco and matches;
+ presently, one knocks with his pipe on the iron trap of the door and asks
+ for water, which is brought in a tin pint-pot. Then follow intervals of
+ smoking, incoherent mutterings that pass for conversation, borrowings of
+ matches, knockings with the pannikin on the cell door wicket or trap for
+ more water, matches, and bail; false and fitful starts into slumber
+ perhaps&mdash;or wild attempts at flight on the part of our souls into
+ that other world that the sober and sane know nothing of; and, gradually,
+ suddenly it seems, reason (if this world is reasonable) comes back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s your trouble!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t know. Bomb outrage, perhaps.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Drunk?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s yours!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Same boat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But presently he is plainly uneasy (and I am getting that way, too, to
+ tell the truth), and, after moving about, and walking up and down in the
+ narrow space as well as we can, he &ldquo;rings up&rdquo; another policeman, who
+ happens to be the fat one who is to be in charge all night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wot&rsquo;s up here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What have I been up to?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Killin&rsquo; a Chinaman. Go to sleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Policeman peers in at me inquiringly, but I forbear to ask questions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Blankets are thrown in by a friend of mine in the force, though we are not
+ entitled to them until we are bailed or removed to the &ldquo;paddock&rdquo; (the big
+ drunks&rsquo; dormitory and dining cell at the Central), and we proceed to make
+ ourselves comfortable. My mate wonders whether he asked them to send to
+ his wife to get bail, and hopes he didn&rsquo;t.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They have left our wicket open, seeing, or rather hearing, that we are
+ quiet. But they have seemingly left some other wickets open also, for from
+ a neighbouring cell comes the voice of Mrs Johnson holding forth. The
+ locomotive has apparently just been run into the cleaning sheds, and her
+ fires have not had time to cool. They say that Mrs Johnson was a &ldquo;lady
+ once,&rdquo; like many of her kind; that she is not a &ldquo;bad woman&rdquo;&mdash;that is,
+ not a woman of loose character&mdash;but gets money sent to her from
+ somewhere&mdash;from her &ldquo;family,&rdquo; or her husband, perhaps. But when she
+ lets herself loose&mdash;or, rather, when the beer lets her loose&mdash;she
+ is a tornado and a terror in Red Rock Lane, and it is only her fierce,
+ practical kindness to her unfortunate or poverty-stricken sisters in her
+ sober moments that keeps her forgiven in that classic thoroughfare. She
+ can certainly speak &ldquo;like a lady&rdquo; when she likes, and like an intelligent,
+ even a clever, woman&mdash;not like a &ldquo;woman of the world,&rdquo; but as a woman
+ who knew and knows the world, and is in hell. But now her language is the
+ language of a rough shearer in a &ldquo;rough shed&rdquo; on a blazing hot day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After a while my mate calls out to her:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! for God&rsquo;s sake give it a rest!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whereupon Mrs Johnson straightway opens on him and his ancestry, and his
+ mental, moral, and physical condition&mdash;especially the latter. She
+ accuses him of every crime known to Christian countries and some Asiatic
+ and ancient ones. She wants to know how long he has been out of jail for
+ kicking his wife to pieces that time when she was up as a witness against
+ him, and whether he is in for the same thing again? (She has never set
+ eyes on him, by the way, nor he on her.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He calls back that she is not a respectable woman, and he knows all about
+ her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thereupon she shrieks at him and bangs and kicks at her door, and demands
+ his name and address. It would appear that she is a respectable woman, and
+ hundreds can prove it, and she is going to make him prove it in open
+ court.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He calls back that his name is Percy Reginald Grainger, and his town
+ residence is &ldquo;The Mansions,&rdquo; Macleay Street, next to Mr Isaacs, the
+ magistrate, and he also gives her the address of his solicitor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She bangs and shrieks again, and states that she will get his name from
+ the charge sheet in the morning and have him up for criminal libel, and
+ have his cell mate up as a witness&mdash;and hers, too. But just here a
+ policeman comes along and closes her wicket with a bang and cuts her off,
+ so that her statements become indistinct, or come only as shrieks from a
+ lost soul in an underground dungeon. He also threatens to cut us off and
+ smother us if we don&rsquo;t shut up. I wonder whether they&rsquo;ve got her in the
+ padded cell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We settle down again, but presently my fellow captive nudges me and says:
+ &ldquo;Listen!&rdquo; From another cell comes the voice of a woman singing&mdash;the
+ girl who is in for &ldquo;inciting to resist, your worship,&rdquo; in fact. &ldquo;Listen!&rdquo;
+ he says, &ldquo;that woman could sing once.&rdquo; Her voice is low and sweet and
+ plaintive, as of a woman who had been a singer but had lost her voice. And
+ what do you think it is?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The crowd in accents hushed reply&mdash;
+ &ldquo;Jesus of Nazareth passeth by.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Mrs Johnson&rsquo;s cell is suddenly silent. Then, not mimickingly, mockingly,
+ or scornfully, but as if the girl is a champion of Jesus of Nazareth, and
+ is hurt at the ignorance of the multitude, and pities <i>Him</i>:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Now who is this Jesus of Nazareth, say?
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The policeman, coming along the passage, closes the wicket in her door,
+ but softly this time, and not before we catch the plaintive words again.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The crowd in accents hushed reply
+ &ldquo;Jesus of Nazareth passeth by.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ My fellow felon throws the blanket off him impatiently, sits up with a
+ jerk, and gropes for his pipe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God!&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;But this is red hot! Have you got another match?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wonder what the Nazarene would have to say about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sleep for a while. I wonder whether they&rsquo;ll give us time, or we&rsquo;ll be able
+ to sleep some of our sins off in the end, as we sleep our drink off here?
+ Then &ldquo;The Paddock&rdquo; and day light; but there&rsquo;s little time for the Paddock
+ here, for we must soon be back in court. The men borrow and lend and
+ divide tobacco, lend even pipes, while some break up hard tobacco and roll
+ cigarettes with bits of newspaper. If it is Sunday morning, even those who
+ have no hope for bail, and have long horrible day and night before them,
+ will sometimes join in a cheer as the more fortunate are bailed. But the
+ others have tea and bread and butter brought to them by one of the
+ Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Societies, who ask for no religion in return. They come to
+ save bodies, and not to fish for souls. The men walk up and down and to
+ and fro, and cross and recross incessantly, as caged men and animals
+ always do&mdash;and as some uncaged men do too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Any of you gentlemen want breakfast?&rdquo; Those who have money and appetites
+ order; some order for the sake of the tea alone; and some &ldquo;shout&rdquo; two or
+ three extra breakfasts for those who had nothing on them when they were
+ run in. We low people can be very kind to each other in trouble. But now
+ it&rsquo;s time to call us out by the lists, marshal us up in the passage and
+ draft us into court. Ladies first. But I forgot that I am out on bail, and
+ that the foregoing belongs to another occasion. Or was it only
+ imagination, or hearsay? Journalists have got themselves run in before
+ now, in order to see and hear and feel and smell for themselves&mdash;and
+ write.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silence! Order in the Court.&rdquo; I come like a shot out of my nightmare, or
+ trance, or what you will, and we all rise as the magistrate takes his
+ seat. None of us noticed him come in, but he&rsquo;s there, and I&rsquo;ve a quaint
+ idea that he bowed to his audience. Kindly, humorous Mr Isaacs, whom we
+ have lost, always gave me that idea. And, while he looks over his papers,
+ the women seem to group themselves, unconsciously as it were, with Mrs
+ Johnson as front centre, as though they depended on her in some vague way.
+ She has slept it off and tidied, or been tidied, up, and is as
+ clear-headed as she ever will be. Crouching directly behind her, supported
+ and comforted on one side by One-Eyed Kate, and on the other by Cock-Eyed
+ Sal, is the poor bedraggled little resister of the Law, sobbing
+ convulsively, her breasts and thin shoulders heaving and shaking under her
+ openwork blouse&mdash;the girl who seemed to pity Jesus of Nazareth last
+ night in her cell. There&rsquo;s very little inciting to resist about her now.
+ Most women can cry when they like, I know, and many have cried men to jail
+ and the gallows; but here in this place, if a woman&rsquo;s tears can avail her
+ anything, who, save perhaps a police-court solicitor and
+ gentleman-by-Act-of-Parliament, would, or dare, raise a sneer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wonder what the Nazarene would have to say about it if He came in to
+ speak for her. But probably they&rsquo;d send Him to the receiving house as a
+ person of unsound mind, or give Him worse punishment for drunkenness and
+ contempt of court.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His Worship looks up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs Johnson (from the dock): &ldquo;Good morning, Mr Isaacs. How do you do?
+ You&rsquo;re looking very well this morning, Mr Isaacs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His Worship (from the Bench): &ldquo;Thank you, Mrs Johnson. I&rsquo;m feeling very
+ well this, morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There&rsquo;s a pause, but there is no &ldquo;laughter.&rdquo; The would-be satellites don&rsquo;t
+ know whom the laugh might be against. His Worship bends over the papers
+ again, and I can see that he is having trouble with that quaintly humorous
+ and kindly smile, or grin, of his. He has as hard a job to control his
+ smile and get it off his face as some magistrates have to get a smile on
+ to theirs. And there&rsquo;s a case coming by and by that he&rsquo;ll have to look a
+ bit serious over. However&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jane Johnson!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs Johnson is here present, and reminds the Sergeant that she is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then begins, or does begin in most courts, the same dreary old drone, like
+ the giving out of a hymn, of the same dreary old charge:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You&mdash;Are&mdash;Charged&mdash;With&mdash;Being&mdash;Drunk&mdash;And&mdash;Disorderly&mdash;In&mdash;Such&mdash;And&mdash;
+ Such&mdash;A&mdash;Street&mdash;How&mdash;Do&mdash;You&mdash;Plead&mdash;Guilty&mdash;Or&mdash;Not&mdash;Guilty?&rdquo;
+ But they are less orthodox here. The &ldquo;disorderly&rdquo; has dropped out of Mrs
+ Johnson&rsquo;s charge somehow, on the way from the charge room. I don&rsquo;t know
+ what has been going on behind the scenes, but, anyway, it is Christmas-
+ time, and the Sergeant seems anxious to let Mrs Johnson off lightly. It
+ means anything from twenty-four hours or five shillings to three months on
+ the Island for her. The lawyers and the police&mdash;especially the
+ lawyers&mdash;are secretly afraid of Mrs Johnson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, again&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Sergeant: &ldquo;This woman has not been here for six weeks, your Worship.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs Johnson (who has him set and has been waiting for him for a year or
+ so): &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a damned lie, Mr Isaacs. I was here last Wednesday!&rdquo; Then,
+ after a horrified pause in the Court: &ldquo;But I beg <i>your</i> pardon, Mr
+ Isaacs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His Worship&rsquo;s head goes down again. The &ldquo;laughter&rdquo; doesn&rsquo;t come here,
+ either. There is a whispered consultation, and (it being Christmas-time)
+ they compromise with Mrs Johnson for &ldquo;five shillings or the risin&rsquo;,&rdquo; and
+ she thanks his Worship and is escorted out, rather more hurriedly than is
+ comportable with her dignity, for she remarks about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The members of the Johnsonian sisterhood have reason to be thankful for
+ the &ldquo;lift&rdquo; she has given them, for they all get off lightly, and even the
+ awful resister of Law-an&rsquo;-order is forgiven. Mrs Johnson has money and is
+ waiting outside to stand beers for them; she always shouts for the boys
+ when she has it. And&mdash;what good does it all do?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is very hard to touch the heart of a woman who is down, though they are
+ intensely sympathetic amongst themselves. It is nearly as hard as it is to
+ combat the pride of a hard-working woman in poverty. It was such women as
+ Mrs Johnson, One-Eyed Kate, and their sisters who led Paris to Versailles;
+ and a King and a Queen died for it. It is such women as Mrs Johnson and
+ One-Eyed Kate and their sisters who will lead a greater Paris to a greater
+ Versailles some day, and many &ldquo;Trust&rdquo; kings and queens, and their princes
+ and princesses shall die for it. And that reminds me of two reports in a
+ recent great daily:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Miss Angelina De Tapps, the youngest daughter of the well-known
+ great family of brewers, was united in the holy bonds of matrimony
+ to Mr Reginald Wells&mdash;(here follows a long account of the smart
+ society wedding). The happy pair leave en route for Europe per the
+ &mdash;next Friday.
+
+ Jane Johnson, an old offender, again faced the music before Mr
+ Isaacs, S.M., at the Central yesterday morning&mdash;(here follows a
+ &ldquo;humorous&rdquo; report of the case).
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Next time poor Mrs Johnson will leave <i>en route</i> for &ldquo;Th&rsquo; Island&rdquo; and
+ stay there three months.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sisters join Mrs Johnson, who has some money and takes them to a
+ favourite haunt and shouts for them&mdash;as she does for the boys
+ sometimes. Their opinions on civilization are not to be printed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ginger and Wingy get off with the option, and, though the fine is heavy,
+ it is paid. They adjourn with Boko Bill, and their politics are lurid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Squinny Peters (plain drunk&mdash;five bob or the risin&rsquo;), who is peculiar
+ for always paying his fine, elects to take it out this time. It appears
+ that the last time Squinny got five bob or the risin&rsquo; he ante&rsquo;d up the
+ splosh like a man, and the court rose immediately, to Squinny&rsquo;s intense
+ disgust. He isn&rsquo;t taking any chances this time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wild-Flowers-Charley, who recently did a fortnight, and has been out on
+ bail, has had a few this morning, and, in spite of warnings from and
+ promises to friends, insists on making a statement, though by simply
+ pleading guilty he might get off easily. The statement lasts some ten
+ minutes. Mr Isaacs listens patiently and politely and remarks:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fourteen days.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Charley saw the humour of it afterwards, he says.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what good does it all do?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had no wish to treat drunkenness frivolously in beginning this sketch; I
+ have seen women in the horrors&mdash;that ought to be enough.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ &ldquo;ROLL UP AT TALBRAGAR&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Jack Denver died at Talbragar when Christmas Eve began,
+ And there was sorrow round the place, for Denver was a man;
+ Jack Denver&rsquo;s wife bowed down her head&mdash;her daughter&rsquo;s grief was wild,
+ And big Ben Duggan by the bed stood sobbing like a child.
+ But big Ben Duggan saddled up, and galloped fast and far,
+ To raise the longest funeral ever seen on Talbragar.
+
+ -<i>Ben Duggan</i>.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Both funerals belonged to Big Ben Duggan in a way, though Jack Denver was
+ indirectly the cause of both.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack Denver was reckoned the most popular man in the district (outside the
+ principal township)&mdash;a white man and a straight man&mdash;a white
+ boss and a straight sportsman. He was a squatter, though a small one; a
+ real squatter who lived on his run and worked with his men&mdash;no dummy,
+ super, manager for a bank, or swollen cockatoo about Jack Denver. He was
+ on the committees at agricultural shows and sports, great at picnics and
+ dances, beloved by school children at school feasts (I wonder if they call
+ them feasts still), giver of extra or special prizes, mostly sovs. and
+ half-sovs., for foot races, etc.; leading spirit for the scrub district in
+ electioneering campaigns&mdash;they went as right as men could go in the
+ politics of those days who watched and went the way Jack Denver went;
+ header of subscription lists for burnt-out, flooded-out, sick, hurt, dead
+ or killed or otherwise knocked-out selectors and others, or their
+ families; barracker and agitator for new provisional schools, assister of
+ his Reverence and little bush chapels, friend of all manner of wanderers&mdash;careless,
+ good-hearted scamps in trouble, broken-hearted new chums, wrecks and
+ failures and outcasts of any colour or creed, and especially of old King
+ Jimmy and the swiftly vanishing remnant of his tribe. His big
+ slab-and-shingle and brick-floored kitchen, with its skillions, built on
+ more generous plans and specifications than even the house itself, was the
+ wanderer&rsquo;s goal and home in bad weather. And&mdash;yes, owner, on a small
+ scale, of racehorses, and a keen sportsman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack Denver and Big Ben Duggan were boys together on the old selections,
+ and at the new provisional bark school at Pipeclay; they went into the
+ Great North-West together &ldquo;where all the rovers go&rdquo;&mdash;stock-riding and
+ droving and overlanding, and came back after a few years bronzed and
+ seasoned and with wild yarns.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack married and settled down on a small run his father had bought near
+ Talbragar, and his generous family of tall, straight bush boys and tall,
+ straight bush girls grew up and had their sweethearts. But, when Jack
+ married, Big Ben Duggan went back again, up into Queensland and the Great
+ North-West, with a makeshift mate who had also lost his mate through
+ marriage. Ever and again, after one, and two, and three years&mdash;the
+ periods of absence lengthening as the years went on&mdash;Big Ben Duggan
+ would come back home, and stay a while (till the Great North-West began to
+ call insistently) at Denver&rsquo;s, where he would be welcomed jubilantly by
+ all&mdash;even the baby who had never seen him&mdash;for there was
+ &ldquo;something about the man.&rdquo; And, until late on the night of his return, he
+ and Jack would sit by the fire in winter, or outside on the woodheap in
+ summer, and yarn long and fondly about the Wide Places, and strange things
+ they knew and understood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How sudden things are! Ben was back (just in time for the holidays and the
+ Mudgee races) out of the level lands, where distance dwells in her halls
+ of shimmering haze, after following her for five years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were riding home from the races, the women and children in carts and
+ buggies, the men and boys on horseback&mdash;of course. They raced each
+ other along the road, across short cuts, through scrub and timber, and
+ back to the slow-coming overloaded vehicles again, some riding wildly and
+ recklessly. Jack Denver was amongst them, his heart warmed with good luck
+ at the races, good whisky to wet it, and the return of his old mate.
+ &ldquo;We&rsquo;re as good as the best of the young &lsquo;uns yet, Ben!&rdquo; he cried, as they
+ swung through the trees. &ldquo;Ain&rsquo;t we, you old&mdash;?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then and there it happened.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A new chum suggested that Jack had more than he thought aboard and was
+ thrown from his horse; but the new chum was repudiated with scorn and bad
+ words and indignation by bushmen and bushwomen alike&mdash;as indeed he
+ would be by any bushman who had seen a drunken rider ride.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I learnt him to ride when he was a kiddy about so high,&rdquo; said old
+ Break-the-News Fosbery, resentfully gasping and gulping, &ldquo;and Jack wasn&rsquo;t
+ thrown.&rdquo; It was thought at first that his horse had shied and run him
+ against a tree, or under an overhanging branch; but Ben Duggan had seen
+ it, and explained the thing to the doctor with that strange calmness or
+ quietness that comes to men in the midst of a life&rsquo;s grief. Jack was
+ riding loosely, and swung forward just as the filly, a fresh young thing,
+ threw back her head; and it struck him with sledge-hammer force, full in
+ the face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was dead, even before they got him to Anderson&rsquo;s Halfway Inn. There was
+ wild racing back to town for doctors, and some accidents; one horse was
+ killed and another ridden to death. Others went as a forlorn hope in
+ search of Doc. Wild, eccentric Yankee bush &ldquo;quack,&rdquo; who had once saved one
+ of Denver&rsquo;s little girls from diphtheria; others, again, for Peter
+ M&rsquo;Laughlan, bush missionary, to face the women&mdash;for they couldn&rsquo;t.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Big Ben Duggan, blubbering unashamed by the bedside, put his hand on Mrs
+ Denver&rsquo;s shoulder, as she crouched there, wild-eyed, like a hunted thing.
+ &ldquo;Nev&mdash;never mind, Mrs Denver!&rdquo; he blurted out, with a note as of
+ indignation and defiance&mdash;just for all the world as if Jack Denver
+ had done a wrong thing and the district was down on him&mdash;&ldquo;he&rsquo;ll have
+ the longest funeral ever seen in these parts! Leave that to me.&rdquo; Then some
+ of the women took her out to her daughter&rsquo;s. Big Ben Duggan gave terse
+ instructions to some of the young riders about, and then, taking the best
+ and freshest horse, the cross-country scrub swallowed him&mdash;west. The
+ young men jumped on their horses and rode, fan-like, east.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They took Jack Denver home. They always took their dead home first,
+ whenever possible, and no matter the distance, before taking them to their
+ last long home; and they do it yet, I suppose. They are not always so
+ particular about it in cities, from what I&rsquo;ve seen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this was a strange funeral. They had arranged mattress and sheet in
+ the bottom of a four-wheeler, and covered him with sheet, blanket, and
+ quilt, though the weather was warm; and over the body, from side to side
+ of the trap, they had stretched the big dark-green table-cloth from
+ Anderson&rsquo;s dining-room. The long, ghostly, white, cleared government road
+ between the dark walls of timber in the moonlight. The buggies and carts
+ behind, and the dead-white faces and glistening or despairingly staring
+ eyes of the women&mdash;wife, daughters, and nieces, and those who had
+ come to help and comfort. The men&mdash;sons and brothers, and few mates
+ and chums and sweethearts&mdash;riding to right and left like a bodyguard,
+ to comfort and be comforted who needed comfort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now and again a brother or son&mdash;mostly a brother&mdash;riding close
+ to the wheel, would suddenly throw out his arm on the mud splasher, of
+ buggy or cart, and, laying his head on it, sob as he rode, careless of
+ tyre and spokes, till a woman pushed him off gently:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take care of the wheel, Jim&mdash;mind the wheel.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The eldest son held the most painful position, by his mother&rsquo;s side in the
+ first buggy, supported by an aunt on the other side, while somebody led
+ his horse. In the next buggy, between two daughters, sat a young fellow
+ who was engaged to one of them&mdash;they were to be married after the
+ holidays. The poor girls were white and worn out; he had an arm round
+ each, and now and again they rested their heads on his shoulders. The
+ younger girl would sleep by fits and starts, the sleep of exhaustion, and
+ start up half laughing and happy, to be stricken wild-eyed the next moment
+ by terrible reality. Some couldn&rsquo;t realize it at all&mdash;and to most of
+ them all things were very dreamy, unreal and far away on that lonely,
+ silent road in the moonlight&mdash;silent save for the slow, stumbling
+ hoofs of tired horses, and the deliberate, half-hesitating clack-clack of
+ wheel-boxes on the axles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben Duggan rode hard, as grief-stricken men ride&mdash;and walk. At Cooyal
+ he woke up the solitary storekeeper and told him the news; then along that
+ little-used old road for some miles both ways, and back again, rousing
+ prospectors and fossickers, the butcher of the neighbourhood, clearers,
+ fencers, and timber-getters, in hut and tent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s up?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ben Duggan! Jack Denver&rsquo;s dead! Killed ridin&rsquo; home from the races!
+ Funeral&rsquo;s to-morrow. Roll up at Talbragar or the nearest point you can get
+ to on the government road. Tell the neighbours and folks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good God! How did it happen?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the hoofs of Ben&rsquo;s horse would be clattering or thudding away into the
+ distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He struck through to Dunne&rsquo;s selection&mdash;his brother-in-law, who had
+ not been to the races; then to Ross&rsquo;s farm&mdash;Old Ross was against
+ racing, but struck a match at once and said something to his auld wife
+ about them black trousers that belonged to the black coat and vest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Ben swung to the left and round behind the spurs to the school at Old
+ Pipeclay, where he told the schoolmaster. Then west again to Morris&rsquo;s and
+ Schneider&rsquo;s lonely farms in the deep estuary of Long Gully, and through
+ the gully to the Mudgee-Gulgong road at New Pipeclay. The long, dark,
+ sullenly-brooding gully through which he had gone to school in the
+ glorious bush sunshine with Jack Denver, and his sweetheart&mdash;now but
+ three hours his hopelessly-stricken widow; Bertha Lambert, Ben&rsquo;s
+ sweetheart&mdash;married now, and newly a grandmother; Harry Dale&mdash;drowned
+ in the Lachlan; Lucy Brown&mdash;Harry&rsquo;s school-day and boy-and-girl
+ sweetheart&mdash;dead; and&mdash;and all the rest of them. Far away, far
+ away&mdash;and near away: up in Queensland and out on the wastes of the
+ Never-Never. Riding and camping, hardship and comfort, monotony and
+ adventure, drought, flood, blacks, and fire; sprees and&mdash;the rest of
+ it. Long dry stretches on Dead Man&rsquo;s Track. Cutting across the country in
+ No Man&rsquo;s Land where there were no tracks into the Unknown. Chancing it and
+ damning it. Ill luck and good luck. Laughing at it afterwards and joking
+ at it always; he and Jack&mdash;always he and Jack&mdash;till Jack got
+ married. The children used to say Long Gully was haunted, and always
+ hurried through it after sunset. It was haunted enough now all right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, raising the gap at the head of the gully, he woke suddenly and came
+ back from the hazy, lazy plains; the
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Level lands where Distance hides in her halls of shimmering haze,
+ And where her toiling dreamers ride towards her all their days;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ where &ldquo;these things&rdquo; are ever far away, and Distance ever near&mdash;and
+ whither he had drifted, the last hour, with Jack Denver, from the old Slab
+ School.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder whether old Fosbery&rsquo;s got through yet?&rdquo; he muttered, with
+ nervous anxiety, as he looked down on the cluster of farms and scattered
+ fringe of selections in the broad moonlight. &ldquo;I wonder if he&rsquo;s got there
+ yet?&rdquo; Then, as if to reassure himself: &ldquo;He must have started an hour
+ before me, and the old man can ride yet.&rdquo; He rode down towards a farm on
+ Pipeclay Creek, about the centre of the cluster of farms, vineyards, and
+ orchards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Fosbery&mdash;otherwise Break-the-News&mdash;was a character round
+ there. If he was handy and no woman to be had, he was always sent to break
+ the news to the wife of a digger or bushman who had met with an accident.
+ He was old, and world-wise, and had great tact&mdash;also great experience
+ in such matters. Bad news had been broken to him so many times that he had
+ become hardened to it, and he had broken bad news so often that he had
+ come to take a decided sort of pleasure in it&mdash;just as some bushman
+ are great at funerals and will often travel miles to advise, and organize,
+ and comfort, and potter round a burying and are welcomed. They had broken
+ the news to old Fosbery when his boy went wrong and was &ldquo;taken&rdquo; (&ldquo;when
+ they took Jim&rdquo;). They had broken the news to old Fosbery when his
+ daughter, Rose, went wrong, and bolted with Flash Jack Redmond. They had
+ broken the news to the old man when young Ted was thrown from his horse
+ and killed. They had broken the news to the old man when the unexpected
+ child of his old age and hopes was accidentally burnt to death. So the old
+ man knew how it felt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The farm was the home of one of Jack Denver&rsquo;s married sisters, and, as
+ there was no woman to go so far in the night they had sent old Fosbery to
+ tell her. Folks were most uneasy and anxious, by the way, when they saw
+ old Fosbery coming unexpectedly, and sometimes some of them got a bad
+ start&mdash;but it helped break the news.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, if he ain&rsquo;t there, I suppose I&rsquo;ll have to do it,&rdquo; thought Ben as he
+ passed quietly through the upper sliprails and neared the house. &ldquo;The old
+ man might have knocked up or got drunk after all. Anyway, no one might
+ come in the morning till it&rsquo;s too late&mdash;it always happens that way&mdash;and&mdash;besides,
+ the women&rsquo;ll want time to look up their black things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, turning the corner of the cow-yard, he gave a sigh of relief as he
+ saw old Fosbery&rsquo;s horse tied up. They were up, and the big kitchen
+ lighted; he caught a glimpse of a shock of white hair and bushy white
+ eyebrows that could have belonged to no one except old Break-the-News.
+ They were sitting at the table, the tearful wife pouring out tea, and by
+ the tokens Ben knew that old Fosbery had been very successful. He rode
+ quietly to the lower sliprails, let them down softly, led his horse
+ carefully over them, put them up cautiously, and stood in a main road
+ again. He paused to think, leaning one arm on his saddle and tickling the
+ nape of his neck with his little finger; his jaw dropped, reflecting and
+ grief forgotten in the business on hand, and the horse &ldquo;gave&rdquo; to him,
+ thinking he was about to mount. He was tired&mdash;weary with that strange
+ energetic weariness that cannot rest. It was five miles from Mudgee and
+ the news was known there and must have spread a bit already; but the bulk
+ of the Gulgong and Gulgong Road race-goers had passed here before the
+ accident. Anyway, he thought he might as well go over and tell old
+ Buckolts, of the big vineyard, across the creek, who was a great admirer
+ of Jack Denver and had been drinking with him at the races that day. Old
+ Buckolts was a man of weight in the district, and was always referred to
+ by all from his old wife down, as &ldquo;der boss,&rdquo; and by no other term. The
+ old slab farmhouse and skillions and out-houses, and the new square brick
+ house built in front, were all asleep in the moonlight. The dogs woke the
+ old man first (as was generally the case), as Ben opened the big white
+ home gate and passed through without dismounting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s dat? Who voss die [there]?&rdquo; shouted the old man as the horse&rsquo;s
+ hoofs crunched on the white creek-bed gravel between the two houses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ben Duggan!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Vot voss der matter?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jack Denver&rsquo;s dead&mdash;killed riding home from the races.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Vot dat you say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben repeated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go avay! Go home and go to sleep! You voss shoking&mdash;and trunk. Vat
+ for you gum by my house mit a seely cock mit der bull shtory at dis hour
+ of der night?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s only too true, Mr Buckolts,&rdquo; said Ben. &ldquo;I wish to God it wasn&rsquo;t.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve got der yoomps, Pen. Go to der poomp and poomp on your head and
+ den turn in someveers till ter morning. I tells von of der pot&rsquo;s to gif
+ you a nip and show you a poonk. Vy! I trink mit Shack Denver not twelf
+ hour ago!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Ben persisted: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not drunk, Mr Buckolts, and I ain&rsquo;t got the
+ horrors&mdash;I wish to God I was an&rsquo; had. Poor Jack was killed near
+ Anderson&rsquo;s, riding home, about six o&rsquo;clock.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though Ben couldn&rsquo;t see him, he could feel and hear by his tones, that old
+ Buckolts sat up in bed suddenly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Mein Gott</i>! How did it happen, Pen?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben told him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ven and veer voss der funeral?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben told him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Frett! Shonny! Villie! Sharley!&rdquo; shouted the old man at the top of his
+ voice to the boys sleeping in the old house. &ldquo;Get up and pring all der
+ light horses in from der patticks, and gif dem a goot feet mit plenty
+ corn; and get der double-parrelled puggy ant der sinkle puggy and der
+ three spring carts retty. Dere vill pe peoples vanting lifts to-morrow.
+ Ant get der harnesses and sattles retty. Vake up, olt vomans!&rdquo; (Mrs
+ Buckolts must have been awake by this time.) &ldquo;Call der girls ant see to
+ dere plack tresses. Py Gott, ve <i>moost</i> do dis thing in style. Does
+ his poor sister know over dere across the creeks, Pen? Durn out! you lazy,
+ goot-for-noddings, or I will chain you up on an ants&rsquo; bed mit a rope like
+ a tog; do you not hear that Shack Denver voss dett?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I vill sent some of der girls over dere first thing in der morning. Holt
+ on, Pen, ant I vill sent you out some vine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben rode with the news to Lee&rsquo;s farm where Maurice Lee&mdash;at feud with
+ Buckolts and a silent man&mdash;was, for he had known Denver all his life,
+ and had gone, in his young days, on a long droving trip with him and Ben
+ Duggan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little later Ben returned to the main road on a fresh horse. He turned
+ towards Gulgong, and rode hard; past the new bark provisional school and
+ along the sidings. He left the news at Con O&rsquo;Donnell&rsquo;s lonely tin grocery
+ and sly-grog shop, perched on the hillside&mdash;(&ldquo;God forgive us all!&rdquo;
+ said Con O&rsquo;Donnell). He left the news at the tumble-down public-house,
+ among the huts and thistles and goats that were left of the Log Paddock
+ Rush. There were goats on the veranda and the place seemed dead; but there
+ were startled replies and inquiries and matches struck. He left the news
+ at Newton&rsquo;s selection, and Old Bones Farm, and at Foley&rsquo;s at the foot of
+ Lowe&rsquo;s Peak, close under the gap between Peak and Granite Ridge. Then he
+ turned west, at right angles to the main road, and took a track that was
+ deserted except for one farm and on every alternate Sunday. He passed the
+ lonely little slab bush &ldquo;chapel&rdquo; of the locality, that broke startlingly
+ out of the scrub by the track side as he reached it; and left the news at
+ Southwick&rsquo;s farm at the end of the blind track. At more than one farm he
+ left the bushwoman hurriedly looking up her &ldquo;black things;&rdquo; and at more
+ than one, one of the boys getting his bridle to catch his horse and ride
+ elsewhere with the news.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben rode back, through the moonlight and the moon-shadow haunted paddocks,
+ and the naked, white, ringbarked trees, along Snakes Creek, parallel with
+ the main road he had recently travelled till he struck Pipeclay Creek
+ again lower down. He turned down the track towards the river, and at the
+ junction left word at Lowe&rsquo;s&mdash;one of the old land-grant families. The
+ dogs woke an old handy man (who had been &ldquo;sent out&rdquo; in past ages for
+ &ldquo;knocking a donkey off a hen-roost&ldquo;--as most of them were) and Ben told him
+ to tell the family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At Belinfante&rsquo;s Bridge across the Cudgegong Ben struck a big camp of
+ bullock-drivers, some going down with wool and some going back for more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hold on, Ben,&rdquo; cried Jimmy Nowlett, from his hammock under his wagon as
+ Ben was riding off&mdash;&ldquo;Hold on a minute! I want to look at yer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jimmy got his head out of his bunk very cautiously and carefully, and his
+ body after it&mdash;there were nut ends of bolts, a heavy axle, and
+ extremely hard projections, points, and corners within a very few short
+ inches of his chaff-filled sugar-bag pillow. Slipping cannily on to his
+ hands and knees, he crawled out under the tail-board, dragging his &ldquo;moles&rdquo;
+ after him, and stood outside in the moonlight shaking himself into his
+ trousers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jimmy was a little man who always wore a large size in moleskins&mdash;for
+ some reason best known to himself&mdash;or more probably for no reason at
+ all; or because of a habit he&rsquo;d got into accidentally years ago&mdash;or
+ because of the motherly trousers his mother used to build for him when he
+ was a boy. And he always shook himself into his pants after the manner of
+ a woman shaking a pillow into a clean slip; his chin down on his chest and
+ his jaw dropped, as if he&rsquo;d take himself in his teeth, after the manner of
+ the woman with a pillow, were he not prevented by sound anatomical
+ reasons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You look reg&rsquo;lerly tuckered out, Ben,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;an&rsquo; yer horse could do
+ with a spell too. Git down, man, and have a pint er tea and a bite.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben got down wearily and knew at once how knocked up he was. He sat right
+ down on the hard ground, embracing and drawing up his knees, and felt as
+ if he&rsquo;d like never to get up again: while Jimmy shook some chaff and corn
+ that he carried for his riding hack into a box for the horse, and his
+ travelling mate, Billy Grimshaw, lifted his big namesake half full of cold
+ tea, on to the glowing coals by the burning log&mdash;looking just like an
+ orang-outang in a Crimean shirt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben got a fresh horse at Alfred Gentle&rsquo;s farm under the shadow of Granite
+ Ridge, and then on to Canadian (th&rsquo; Canadian Lead of the roaring days),
+ which had been saved from the usual fate by becoming a farming township.
+ Here he roused and told the storekeeper. Then up the creek to Home Rule,
+ dreariest of deserted diggings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He struck across the ages-haunted bush, and up Chinaman&rsquo;s Creek, past &ldquo;the
+ Chinamen&rsquo;s Graves,&rdquo; and through the scrub and over the ridges for the
+ Talbragar Road. For he had to see Jack Denver home from start to finish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Glaring, hot and dusty, lay the long, white road; coated with dust that
+ felt greasy to the touch and taste. The coffin was in a four-wheeled trap,
+ for the solitary hearse that Mudgee boasted then was to meet them some
+ three miles out of town&mdash;at the racecourse, as it happened, by one of
+ those eternal ironies of fate. (Jones, the undertaker, had had another job
+ that morning.) The long string of buggies and carts and horsemen; other
+ buggies and carts and horsemen drawn respectfully back amongst the trees
+ here and there along the route; male hats off and held rigidly vertical
+ with right ears as the coffin passed; and drivers waiting for a chance to
+ draw into the line.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Think of it; up early on the first morning, a long day at the races, a
+ long journey home, awake and up all night with grief and sympathy. Some of
+ the men had ridden till daylight; the women, worn out and exhausted, had
+ perhaps an hour or so of sleep towards morning&mdash;yet they were all
+ there, except Ben Duggan, on the long, hot, dusty road back, heads
+ swimming in the heat and faces and hands coated with perspiration and dust&mdash;and
+ never, never once breaking out of a slow walk. It would have been the same
+ had it been pouring with rain. I have seen funerals trotting fast in
+ London, and they are trotting more and more in Australian cities, with
+ only &ldquo;the time&rdquo; for an excuse. But in the bush I have never seen a funeral
+ faster than the slowest of walks no matter who or what might wait, or what
+ might happen or be lost. They stood by their dead well out there. Maybe
+ some of the big, simple souls had a sort of vague idea that the departed
+ would stand a better show if accompanied as far as possible by the
+ greatest possible number of friends&mdash;&ldquo;barrackers,&rdquo; so to speak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here all the shallow and involuntary sham of it, the shirking of a dull
+ and irksome duty&mdash;a bore, though the route be only a mile or so. The
+ satisfied undertaker, and the hard-up professional mutes and mourners in
+ seedy, mouldy, greeny-black, and with boozers&rsquo; faces and noses and a
+ constant craving for beer to help them bear up against their grief and
+ keep their mock solemn faces. Out there you were carried to the hearse or
+ trap from your home, and from the hearse or trap to your grave&mdash;and
+ with infinite carefulness and gentleness&mdash;on the shoulders of men,
+ and of men who had known and loved you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There had been wonder and waiting in the morning for Ben Duggan; and the
+ women especially, on the way home, when free from restraint, were greatly
+ indignant against him. To think that he should break out and go on the
+ drunk on this day of all days, when his oldest mate and friend was being
+ carried to his grave. The men, knowing how he had ridden all night, found
+ great excuses; but later on some grew anxious and wondered what could have
+ become of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some, returning home by a short cut, passed over Dead Man&rsquo;s Gap beyond
+ Lowe&rsquo;s Peak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wonder what could have become of Ben Duggan.&rdquo; mused one, as they rode
+ down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There and then their wonders ceased.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A party of road-clearers had been at work along the bottom, and there was
+ much smoke from the burning-off, which must have made the track dim and
+ vague and uncertain at night. Just at the foot of the gap, clear of the
+ rough going, a newly-fallen tree lay across the track. It was stripped&mdash;had
+ been stripped late the previous afternoon, in fact; and, well, you won&rsquo;t
+ know, what a log like that is when the sap is well up until you have
+ stepped casually on to it to take a look round. A confident skip, with
+ your boot soles well greased, on to the ice in a glaciarium for the first
+ time would be nothing to it in its results, I fancy. (I remember we
+ children used to scrape the sap off, and eat it with satisfaction, if not
+ with relish&mdash;white box I think the trees were.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben must have broken into a canter as he reached the level, as indeed his
+ horse&rsquo;s tracks showed he did, and the horse must have blundered in the
+ smoke, or jumped too long or too short; anyway, his long slithering shoe
+ marks were in the sap on the log, and he lay there with a broken leg and
+ shoulder. He had struck it near the stump and the sharp edge of an outcrop
+ of rock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was more breakneck riding, and they got a cart and some bedding and
+ carried Ben to Anderson&rsquo;s, which was handiest, if not nearest, and there
+ was more wild and reckless riding for the doctor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One got a gun, and rode back to shoot the horse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben&rsquo;s case was hopeless from the first. He was hurt close to that big
+ heart of his, as well as having a fractured skull. He talked a lot of the
+ selections and old John Tierney, of the old bark school; and the
+ Never-Never country with Jack&mdash;and, later on, of the present. &ldquo;What&rsquo;s
+ Ben sayin&rsquo; now, Jim?&rdquo; asked one young bushman as another came out of the
+ room with an awestruck face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He&rsquo;s sayin&rsquo; that Jack Denver&rsquo;s dead, killed ridin&rsquo; home from the races,
+ an&rsquo; that the funeral&rsquo;s to-morrow, an&rsquo; we&rsquo;re to roll up at Talbragar!&rdquo;
+ answered the other, with wide eyes, a blank face and in an awed voice.
+ &ldquo;He&rsquo;s thinkin&rsquo; to-day&rsquo;s yisterday.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But towards the end, under the ministrations of the doctor, Ben became
+ conscious. He rolled his head a little on the pillow after he woke, and
+ then, seeming to remember all that happened up to his stunning fall, he
+ asked quietly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What sort of a funeral did Jack have?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They told him it was the biggest ever seen in the district.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Muster bin more&rsquo;n a mile long,&rdquo; said one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Watcher talkin&rsquo; about, Jim?&rdquo; put in another. &ldquo;Yer talkin&rsquo; through yer
+ socks. It was more&rsquo;n a mile an&rsquo; a half, Ben, if it was er inch. Some of
+ the chaps timed it an&rsquo; measured it an&rsquo; compared notes as well as they
+ could. Why, the head was at the Racecourse when the tail was at Old&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ben sank back satisfied and a little later took the track that Jack Denver
+ had taken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WANTED BY THE POLICE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Could it have been the Soul of Man and none higher that gave spoken and
+ written word to the noblest precepts of human nature? For the deeper you
+ sound it the more noble it seems, in spite of all the wrong, injustice,
+ sin, sorrow, pain, religion, atheism, and cynics in the world. We make (or
+ are supposed to make, or allow others to make) laws for the protection of
+ society, or property, or religion, or what you will; and we pay thousands
+ of men like ourselves to protect those laws and see them carried out; and
+ we build and maintain expensive offices, police stations, court-houses and
+ jails for the protecting and carrying out of those laws, and the punishing
+ of men&mdash;like ourselves&mdash;who break them. Yet, in our heart of
+ hearts we are antagonistic to most of the laws, and to the Law as a whole
+ (which we regard as an ass), and to the police magistrates and the judges.
+ And we hate lawyers and loathe spies, pimps, and informers of all
+ descriptions and the hangman with all our soul. For the Soul of Man says:
+ Thou shalt not refuse refuge to the outcast, and thou shalt not betray the
+ wanderer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And those who do it we make outcast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So we form Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Societies, and Prisoners&rsquo; Defence Societies, and
+ subscribe to them and praise them and love them and encourage them to
+ protect or defend men from the very laws that we pay so dearly to
+ maintain. And how many of us, in the case of a crime against property&mdash;and
+ though the property be public and ours&mdash;would refuse tucker to the
+ hunted man, and a night&rsquo;s shelter from the pouring rain and the scowling,
+ haunting, threatening, and terrifying darkness? Or show the police in the
+ morning the track the poor wretch had taken? I know I couldn&rsquo;t.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Heart of Man says: Thou shalt not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At country railway stations, where the trains stop for refreshments, when
+ a prisoner goes up or down in charge of a policeman, a native delicacy
+ prevents the local loafers from seeming to notice him; but at the last
+ moment there is always some hand to thrust in a clay pipe and cake of
+ tobacco, and maybe a bag of sandwiches to the policeman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, when a prisoner escapes, in the country at least&mdash;unless he be a
+ criminal maniac in for a serious offence, and therefore a real danger to
+ society&mdash;we all honestly hope that they won&rsquo;t catch him, and we don&rsquo;t
+ hide it. And, if put in a corner, most of us would help them not to catch
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The thing came down through the ages and survived through the dark Middle
+ Ages, as all good things come down through the ages and survive through
+ the blackest ages. The hunted man in the tree, or cave, or hole, and
+ strangers creeping to him with food in the darkness, and in fear and
+ trembling; though he was, as often happened, an enemy to their creed,
+ country, or party. For he was outcast, and hungry, and a wanderer whom men
+ sought to kill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These were mostly poor people or peasants; but it was so with the rich and
+ well-to-do in the bloody Middle Ages. The Catholic country gentleman
+ helping the Protestant refugee to escape disguised as a manservant (or a
+ maidservant), and the Protestant country gentleman doing likewise by a
+ hunted Catholic in his turn, as the battles went. Rebel helping royalist,
+ and royalist helping rebel. And always, here and there, down through those
+ ages, the delicate girl standing with her back to a door and her arms
+ outstretched across it, and facing, with flashing eyes, the soldiers of
+ the king or of the church&mdash;or entertaining and bluffing them with
+ beautiful lies&mdash;to give some poor hunted devil time to hide or
+ escape, though she a daughter of royalists and the church, and he a rebel
+ to his king and a traitor to his creed. For they sought to kill him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was sanctuary in those times, in the monkeries&mdash;and the
+ churches, where the soldiers of the king dared not go, for fear of God.
+ There has been sanctuary since, in London and other places, where His or
+ Her Majesty&rsquo;s police dared not go because of the fear of man. The &ldquo;Rocks&rdquo;
+ was really sanctuary, even in my time&mdash;also Woollomooloo. Now the
+ only sanctuary is the jail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, not so far away, my masters! Down close to us in history, and in
+ Merrie England, during Judge Jeffreys&rsquo;s &ldquo;Bloody Assize,&rdquo; which followed on
+ the Monmouth rebellion and formed the blackest page in English history, &ldquo;a
+ worthy widow named Elizabeth Gaunt was burned alive at Tyburn, for having
+ sheltered a wretch who himself gave evidence against her. She settled the
+ fuel about herself with her own hands, so that the flames should reach her
+ quickly; and nobly said, with her last breath, that she had obeyed the
+ sacred command of God, to give refuge to the outcast and not to betray the
+ wanderer.&rdquo; (Charles Dickens&rsquo;s <i>History of England.</i>)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Note, I am not speaking of rebel to rebel, or loyalist to loyalist, or
+ comrade to comrade, or clansman to clansman in trouble&mdash;that goes
+ without saying&mdash;but of man and woman to man and woman in trouble, the
+ highest form of clannishness, the clannishness that embraces the whole of
+ this wicked world&mdash;the Clan of Mankind!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ French people often helped English prisoners of war to escape to the coast
+ and across the water, and English people did likewise by the French; and
+ none dared raise the cry of &ldquo;traitors.&rdquo; It was the highest form of
+ patriotism on both sides. And, by the way, it was, is, and shall always be
+ the women who are first to pity and help the rebel refugee or the fallen
+ enemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Succour thine enemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There must have been a lot of human kindness under the smothering,
+ stifling cloud of the &ldquo;System&rdquo; and behind the iron clank and swishing
+ &ldquo;cat&rdquo; strokes of brutality&mdash;a lot of soul light in the darkness of
+ our dark past&mdash;a page that has long since been closed down&mdash;when
+ innocent men and women were transported to shame, misery, and horror; when
+ mere boys were sent out on suspicion of stealing a hare from the squire&rsquo;s
+ preserves, and mere girls on suspicion of lifting a riband from the
+ merchant&rsquo;s counter. But the many kindly and self-sacrificing and even
+ noble things that free and honest settlers did, in those days of
+ loneliness and hardship, for wretched runaway convicts and others, are
+ closed down with the pages too. My old grandmother used to tell me tales,
+ but&mdash;well, I don&rsquo;t suppose a wanted man (or a man that wasn&rsquo;t wanted,
+ for that matter) ever turned away from her huts, far back in the wild
+ bush, without a quart of coffee and a &ldquo;feed&rdquo; inside his hunted carcass, or
+ went short of a bit of bread and meat to see him on, and a gruff but
+ friendly hint, maybe, from the old man himself. And they were a type of
+ the early settlers, she an English lady and the daughter of a clergyman.
+ Ah! well&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Do you ever seem to remember things that you could not possibly remember?
+ Something that happened in your mother&rsquo;s life, maybe, if you are a girl,
+ or your father&rsquo;s, if you are a boy&mdash;that happened to your mother or
+ father some years, perhaps, before you were born. I have many such
+ haunting memories&mdash;as of having once witnessed a murder, or an
+ attempt at murder, for instance, and once seeing a tree fall on a man&mdash;and
+ as a child I had a memory of having been a man myself once before. But
+ here is one of the pictures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A hut in a dark gully; slab and stringy-bark, two rooms and a detached
+ kitchen with the boys&rsquo; room roughly partitioned off it. Big clay
+ fire-place with a big log fire in it. The settler, or selector, and his
+ wife; another man who might have been &ldquo;uncle,&rdquo; and a younger woman who
+ might have been &ldquo;aunt;&rdquo; two little boys and the baby. It was raining
+ heavens hard outside, and the night was as black as pitch. The uncle was
+ reading a report in a paper (that seemed to have come, somehow, a long way
+ from somewhere) about two men who were wanted for sheep- and
+ cattle-stealing in the district. I decidedly remember it was during the
+ reign of the squatters in the nearer west. There came a great gust that
+ shook the kitchen and caused the mother to take up the baby out of the
+ rough gin-case cradle. The father took his pipe from his mouth and said:
+ &ldquo;Ah, well! poor devils.&rdquo; &ldquo;I hope they&rsquo;re not out in a night like this,
+ poor fellows,&rdquo; said the mother, rocking the child in her arms. &ldquo;And I hope
+ they&rsquo;ll never catch &lsquo;em,&rdquo; snapped her sister. &ldquo;The squatters has enough.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wonder where poor Jim is?&rdquo; the mother moaned, rocking the baby, and
+ with two of those great, silent tears starting from her haggard eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh don&rsquo;t start about Jim again, Ellen,&rdquo; said her sister impatiently. &ldquo;He
+ can take care of himself. You were always rushing off to meet trouble
+ half-way&mdash;time enough when they come, God knows.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, look here, Ellen,&rdquo; put in Uncle Abe, soothingly, &ldquo;he was up in
+ Queensland doing well when we last heerd of him. Ain&rsquo;t yer never goin&rsquo; to
+ be satisfied?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jim was evidently another and a younger uncle, whose temperament from
+ boyhood had given his family constant cause for anxiety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The father sat smoking, resting his elbow on his knee, bunching up his
+ brush of red whiskers, and looking into the fire&mdash;and back into his
+ own foreign past in his own foreign land perhaps: and, it may be, thinking
+ in his own language.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Silence and smoke for a while; then the mother suddenly straightened up
+ and lifted a finger:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush! What&rsquo;s that? I thought I heard someone outside.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Old Poley coughin&rsquo;,&rdquo; said Uncle Abe, after they&rsquo;d listened a space. &ldquo;She
+ must be pretty bad&mdash;oughter give her a hot bran mash.&rdquo; (Poley was the
+ best milker.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I fancied I heard horses at the sliprails,&rdquo; said the mother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Old Prince,&rdquo; said Uncle Abe. &ldquo;Oughter let him into the shed.V
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; said the mother, &ldquo;there&rsquo;s someone outside.&rdquo; There <i>was</i> a
+ step, as of someone retreating after peeping through a crack in the door,
+ but it was not old Poley&rsquo;s step; then, from farther off, a cough that was
+ like old Poley&rsquo;s cough, but had a rack in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;See who it is, Peter,&rdquo; said the mother. Uncle Abe, who was dramatic and
+ an ass, slipped the old double-barrelled muzzle-loader from its leathers
+ on the wall and stood it in the far corner and sat down by it. The mother,
+ who didn&rsquo;t seem to realize anything, frowned at him impatiently. The
+ coughing fit started again. It was a man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s there? Anyone outside there?&rdquo; said the settler in a loud voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s all right. Is the boss there? I want to speak to him,&rdquo; replied a
+ voice with no cough in it. The tone was reassuring, yet rather strained,
+ as if there had been an accident&mdash;or it might be a cautious policeman
+ or bushranger reconnoitring.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better see what he wants, Peter,&rdquo; said his sister-in-law quietly.
+ &ldquo;Something&rsquo;s the matter&mdash;it may be the police.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Peter threw an empty bag over his shoulders, took the peg from the door,
+ opened it and stepped out. The racking fit of coughing burst forth again,
+ nearer. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s a church-yarder!&rdquo; commented Uncle Abe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The settler came inside and whispered to the others, who started up,
+ interested. The coughing started again outside. When the fit was over the
+ mother said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wait a minute till I get the boys out of the road and then bring them
+ in.&rdquo; The boys were bundled into the end room and told to go to bed at
+ once. They knelt up on the rough bed of slabs and straw mattress, instead,
+ and applied eyes and ears to the cracks in the partition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mother called to the father, who had gone outside again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tell them to come inside, Peter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better bring the horses into the yard first and put them under the shed,&rdquo;
+ said the father to the unknown outside in the rain and darkness. Clatter
+ of sliprails let down and tired hoofs over them, and sliprails put up
+ again; then they came in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wringing wet and apparently knocked up, a tall man with black curly hair
+ and beard, black eyes and eyebrows that made his face seem the whiter;
+ dressed in tweed coat, too small for him and short at the sleeves,
+ strapped riding-pants, leggings, and lace-up boots, all sodden. The other
+ a mere boy, beardless or clean shaven, figure and face of a native, but
+ lacking in something; dressed like his mate&mdash;like drovers or
+ stockmen. Arms and legs of riders, both of them; cabbage-tree hats in left
+ hands&mdash;as though the right ones had to be kept ready for something
+ (and looking like it)&mdash;pistol butts probably. The young man had a
+ racking cough that seemed to wrench and twist his frame as the settler
+ steered him to a seat on a stool by the fire. (In the intervals of
+ coughing he glared round like a watched and hunted sneak-thief&mdash;as if
+ the cough was something serious against the law, and he must try to stop
+ it.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take that wet coat off him at once, Peter,&rdquo; said the settler&rsquo;s wife, &ldquo;and
+ let me dry it.&rdquo; Then, on second thoughts: &ldquo;Take this candle and take him
+ into the house and get some dry things on him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The dark man, who was still standing in the doorway, swung aside to let
+ them pass as the settler steered the young man into the &ldquo;house;&rdquo; then
+ swung back again. He stood, drooping rather, with one hand on the
+ door-post; his big, wild, dark eyes kept glancing round and round the room
+ and even at the ceiling, seeming to overlook or be unconscious of the
+ faces after the first keen glance, but always coming back to rest on the
+ door in the partition of the boys&rsquo; room opposite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Won&rsquo;t you sit down by the fire and rest and dry yourself?&rdquo; asked the
+ settler&rsquo;s wife, rather timidly, after watching him for a moment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked at the door again, abstractedly it seemed, or as if he had not
+ heard her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Uncle Abe (who, by the way, was supposed to know more than he should
+ have been supposed to know) spoke out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Set down, man! Set down and dry yerself. There&rsquo;s no one there except the
+ boys&mdash;that&rsquo;s the boys&rsquo; room. Would yer like to look through?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man seemed to rouse himself from a reverie. He let his arm and hand
+ fall from the doorpost to his side like dead things. &ldquo;Thank you, missus,&rdquo;
+ he said, apparently unconscious of Uncle Abe, and went and sat down in
+ front of the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hadn&rsquo;t you better take your wet coat off and let me dry it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you.&rdquo; He took off his coat, and, turning the sleeve, inside out,
+ hung it from his knees with the lining to the fire then he leaned forward,
+ with his hands on his knees, and stared at the burning logs and steam. He
+ was unarmed, or, if not, had left his pistols in the saddle-bag outside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andy Page, general handy-man (who was there all the time, but has not been
+ mentioned yet, because he didn&rsquo;t mention anything himself which seemed
+ necessary to this dark picture), now remarked to the stranger, with a
+ wooden-face expression but a soft heart, that the rain would be a good
+ thing for the grass, mister, and make it grow; a safe remark to make under
+ the present, or, for the matter of that, under any circumstances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger said, &ldquo;Yes; it would.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It will make it spring up like anything,&rdquo; said Andy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger admitted that it would.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Abe joined in, or, rather, slid in, and they talked about the
+ drought and the rain and the state of the country, in monosyllables
+ mostly, with &ldquo;Jesso,&rdquo; and &ldquo;So it is,&rdquo; and &ldquo;You&rsquo;re right there,&rdquo; till the
+ settler came back with the young man dressed in rough and patched, but
+ dry, clothes. He took another stool by his mate&rsquo;s side at the fire, and
+ had another fit of coughing. When it was over, Uncle Abe remarked &ldquo;That&rsquo;s
+ a regular church-yarder yer got, young feller.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The young fellow, too exhausted to speak, even had he intended doing so,
+ turned his head in a quick, half-terrified way and gave it two short jerky
+ nods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The settler had brought a bottle out&mdash;it was gin they kept for
+ medicine. They gave him some hot, and he took it in his sudden,
+ frightened, half-animal way, like a dog that was used to ill-usage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He ought to be in the hospital,&rdquo; said the mother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He ought to be in bed right now at once,&rdquo; snapped the sister. &ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t
+ you stay till morning, or at least till the rain clears up?&rdquo; she said to
+ the elder man. &ldquo;No one ain&rsquo;t likely to come near this place in this
+ weather.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If we did he&rsquo;d stand a good chance to get both hospital and a bed pretty
+ soon, and for a long stretch, too,&rdquo; said the dark man grimly. &ldquo;No, thank
+ you all the same, miss&mdash;and missus&mdash;I&rsquo;ll get him fixed up all
+ right and safe before morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The father came into the end room with a couple of small feed boxes and
+ both boys tumbled under the blankets. The father emptied some chaff, from
+ a bag in the corner, into the boxes, and then dished some corn from
+ another bag into the chaff and mixed it well with his hands. Then he went
+ out with the boxes under his arms, and the boys got up again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mother had brought two chairs from the front room (I remember the kind
+ well: black painted hardwood that were always coming to pieces and with
+ apples painted on the backs). She stood them with their backs to the fire
+ and, taking up the young man&rsquo;s wet clothes, which the settler had brought
+ out under his arm and thrown on a stool, arranged them over the backs of
+ chairs and the stool to dry. He lost some of his nervousness or seared
+ manner under the influence of the gin, and answered one or two questions
+ with reference to his complaint.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The baby was in the cradle asleep. The sister drew boiling water from the
+ old-fashioned fountain over one side of the fire and made coffee. The
+ mother laid the coarse brownish cloth and set out the camp-oven bread,
+ salt beef, tin plates, and pintpots. This was always called &ldquo;setting the
+ table&rdquo; in the bush. &ldquo;You&rsquo;d better have it by the fire,&rdquo; said the bush-wife
+ to the dark man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, missus,&rdquo; he said, as he moved to a bench by the table, &ldquo;but
+ it&rsquo;s plenty warm enough here. Come on, Jack.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack, under the influence of another tot, was in a fit state to sit down
+ to a table something like a Christian, instead of coming to his food like
+ a beaten dog.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hum of bush common-places went on. One of the boys fell across the bed
+ and into deep slumber; the other watched on awhile, but must have dozed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he was next aware, he saw, through the cracks, the taller man putting
+ on his dried coat by the fire; then he went to a rough &ldquo;sofa&rdquo; at the side
+ of the kitchen, where the young man was sleeping&mdash;with his head and
+ shoulders curled in to the wall and his arm over his face, like a possum
+ hiding from the light&mdash;and touched him on the shoulder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come on, Jack,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;wake up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack sprang to his feet with a blundering rush, grappled with his mate,
+ and made a break for the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s all right, Jack,&rdquo; said the other, gently yet firmly, holding and
+ shaking him. &ldquo;Go in with the boss and get into your own clothes&mdash;we&rsquo;ve
+ got to make a start.&rdquo; The other came to himself and went inside quietly
+ with the settler. The dark man stretched himself, crossed the kitchen and
+ looked down at the sleeping child; he returned to the fire without
+ comment. The wildness had left his eyes. The bushwoman was busy putting
+ some tucker in a sugar-bag. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s tea and sugar and salt in these
+ mustard tins, and they won&rsquo;t get wet,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;and there&rsquo;s some butter
+ too; but I don&rsquo;t know how you&rsquo;ll manage about the bread&mdash;I&rsquo;ve wrapped
+ it up, but you&rsquo;ll have to keep it dry as well as you can.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, missus, but that&rsquo;ll be all right. I&rsquo;ve got a bit of
+ oil-cloth,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They spoke lamely for a while, against time; then the bushwoman touched
+ the spring, and their voices became suddenly low and earnest as they drew
+ together. The stranger spoke as at a funeral, but the funeral was his own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care about myself so much,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;for I&rsquo;m tired of it, and&mdash;and&mdash;for
+ the matter of that I&rsquo;m tired of everything; but I&rsquo;d like to see poor Jack
+ right, and I&rsquo;ll try to get clear myself, for his sake. You&rsquo;ve seen him. I
+ can&rsquo;t blame myself, for I took him from a life that was worse than jail.
+ You know how much worse than animals some brutes treat their children in
+ the bush. And he was an &lsquo;adopted.&rsquo; You know what that means. He was
+ idiotic with ill-treatment when I got hold of him. He&rsquo;s sensible enough
+ when away with me, and true as steel. He&rsquo;s about the only living human
+ thing I&rsquo;ve got to care for, or to care for me, and I want to win out of
+ this hell for his sake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He paused, and they were all silent. He was measuring time, as his next
+ words proved: &ldquo;Jack must be nearly ready now.&rdquo; Then he took a packet from
+ some inside pocket of his blue dungaree shirt. It was wrapped in
+ oil-cloth, and he opened it and laid it on the table; there was a small
+ Bible and a packet of letters&mdash;and portraits, maybe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, missus,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;you mustn&rsquo;t think me soft, and I&rsquo;m neither a
+ religious man nor a hypocrite. But that Bible was given to me by my
+ mother, and her hand-writing is in it, so I couldn&rsquo;t chuck it away. Some
+ of the letters are hers and some&mdash;someone else&rsquo;s. You can read them
+ if you like. Now, I want you to take care of them for me and dry them if
+ they are a little damp. If I get clear I&rsquo;ll send for them some day, and,
+ if I don&rsquo;t&mdash;well, I don&rsquo;t want them to be taken with me. I don&rsquo;t want
+ the police to know who I was, and what I was, and who my relatives are and
+ where they are. You wouldn&rsquo;t have known, if you do know now, only your
+ husband knew me on the diggings, and happened to be in the court when I
+ got off on that first cattle-stealing charge, and recognized me again
+ to-night. I can&rsquo;t thank you enough, but I want you to remember that I&rsquo;ll
+ never forget. Even if I&rsquo;m taken and have to serve my time I&rsquo;ll never
+ forget it, and I&rsquo;ll live to prove it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We&mdash;we don&rsquo;t want no thanks, an&rsquo; we don&rsquo;t want no proofs,&rdquo; said the
+ bushwoman, her voice breaking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sister, her eyes suspiciously bright, took up the packet in her sharp,
+ practical way, and put it in a work-box she had in the kitchen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The settler brought the young fellow out dressed in his own clothes. The
+ elder shook hands quietly all round, or, rather, they shook hands with
+ him. &ldquo;Now, Jack!&rdquo; he said. They had fastened an oilskin cape round Jack&rsquo;s
+ shoulders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack came forward and shook hands with a nervous grip that he seemed to
+ have trouble to take off. &ldquo;I won&rsquo;t forget it,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;that&rsquo;s all I can
+ say&mdash;I won&rsquo;t forget it.&rdquo; Then they went out with the settler. The
+ rain had held up a little. Clatter of sliprails down and up, but the
+ settler didn&rsquo;t come back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wonder what Peter&rsquo;s doing?&rdquo; said the wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Showin&rsquo; &lsquo;em down the short cut,&rdquo; said Uncle Abe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, presently, clatter of sliprails down again, and cattle driven over
+ them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wonder what he&rsquo;s doing with the cows,&rdquo; said the wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They waited in wonder, and with growing anxiety, for some quarter of an
+ hour; then Abe and Andy, going out to see, met the settler coming back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What in thunder are you doing with the cows, Peter?&rdquo; asked Uncle Abe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, just driving them out and along a bit over those horse tracks; we
+ might get into trouble,&rdquo; said Peter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the boys woke it was morning, and the mother stood by the bed. &ldquo;You
+ needn&rsquo;t get up yet, and don&rsquo;t say anyone was here last night if you&rsquo;re
+ asked,&rdquo; she whispered, and went out. They were up on their knees at once
+ with their eyes to the cracks, and got the scare of their young lives.
+ Three mounted troopers were steaming their legs at the fire&mdash;their
+ bodies had been protected by oilskin capes. The mother was busy about the
+ table and the sister changing the baby. Presently the two younger
+ policemen sat down to bread and bacon and coffee, but their senior (the
+ sergeant) stood with his back to the fire, with a pint-pot of coffee in
+ his hand, eating nothing, but frowning suspiciously round the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Said one of the young troopers to Aunt Annie, to break the lowering
+ silence, &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t remember me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh yes, I do; you were at Brown&rsquo;s School at Old Pipeclay&mdash;but I was
+ only there a few months.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You look as if you didn&rsquo;t get much sleep,&rdquo; said the senior-sergeant,
+ bluntly, to the settler&rsquo;s wife, &ldquo;and your sister too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so would you,&rdquo; said Aunt Annie, sharply, &ldquo;if you were up with a sick
+ baby all night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sad affair that, about Brown the schoolmaster,&rdquo; said the younger trooper
+ to Aunt Annie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Aunt Annie, &ldquo;it was indeed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The senior-sergeant stood glowering. Presently he said brutally&mdash;&ldquo;The
+ baby don&rsquo;t seem to be very sick; what&rsquo;s the matter with it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The young troopers move uneasily, and one impatiently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You should have seen her&rdquo; (the baby) &ldquo;about twelve o&rsquo;clock last night,&rdquo;
+ said Aunt Annie, &ldquo;we never thought she would live till the morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, didn&rsquo;t you?&rdquo; said the senior-sergeant, in a half-and-half tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mother took the baby and held it so that its face was hidden from the
+ elder policeman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What became of Brown&rsquo;s family, miss?&rdquo; asked the young trooper. &ldquo;Do you
+ remember Lucy Brown?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I really don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; answered Aunt Annie, &ldquo;all I know is that they went
+ to Sydney. But I think I heard that Lucy was married.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just then Uncle Abe and Andy came in to breakfast. Andy sat down in the
+ corner with a wooden face, and Uncle Abe, who was a tall man, took up a
+ position, with his back to the fire, by the side of the senior trooper,
+ and seemed perfectly at home and at ease. He lifted up his coat behind,
+ and his face was a study in bucolic unconsciousness. The settler passed
+ through to the boys&rsquo; room (which was harness room, feed room, tool house,
+ and several other things), and as he passed out with a shovel the sergeant
+ said, &ldquo;So you haven&rsquo;t seen anyone along here for three days?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said the settler.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Except Jimmy Marshfield that took over Barker&rsquo;s selection in Long Gully,&rdquo;
+ put in Aunt Annie. &ldquo;He was here yesterday. Do you want him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An&rsquo; them three fellers on horseback as rode past the corner of the lower
+ paddock the day afore yesterday,&rdquo; mumbled Uncle Abe, &ldquo;but one of &lsquo;em was
+ one of the Coxes&rsquo; boys, I think.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the sound of Uncle Abe&rsquo;s voice both women started and paled, and looked
+ as if they&rsquo;d like to gag him, but he was safe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What were they like?&rdquo; asked the constable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The women paled again, but Uncle Abe described them. He had imagination,
+ and was only slow where the truth was concerned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Which way were they going?&rdquo; asked the constable. &ldquo;Towards Mudgee&rdquo; (the
+ police-station township), said Uncle Abe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The constable gave his arm an impatient jerk and dropped Uncle Abe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Abe looked as if he wanted badly to wink hard at someone, but there
+ was no friendly eye in the line of wink that would be safe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it&rsquo;s strange,&rdquo; said the sergeant, &ldquo;that the men we&rsquo;re after didn&rsquo;t
+ look up an out-of-the-way place like this for tucker, or horse-feed, or
+ news, or something.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, look here,&rdquo; said Aunt Annie, &ldquo;we&rsquo;re neither cattle duffers nor
+ sympathizers; we&rsquo;re honest, hard-working people, and God knows we&rsquo;re glad
+ enough to see a strange face when it comes to this lonely hole; and if you
+ only want to insult us, you&rsquo;d better stop it at once. I tell you there&rsquo;s
+ nobody been here but old Jimmy Marshfield for three days, and we haven&rsquo;t
+ seen a stranger for over a fortnight, and that&rsquo;s enough. My sister&rsquo;s
+ delicate and worried enough without you.&rdquo; She had a masculine habit of
+ putting her hand up on something when holding forth, and as it happened it
+ rested on the work-box on the shelf that contained the cattle-stealer&rsquo;s
+ mother&rsquo;s Bible; but if put to it, Aunt Annie would have sworn on the Bible
+ itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh well, no offence, no offence,&rdquo; said the constable. &ldquo;Come on, men, if
+ you&rsquo;ve finished, it&rsquo;s no use wasting time round here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two young troopers thanked the mother for their breakfast, and strange
+ to say, the one who had spoken to her went up to Aunt Annie and shook
+ hands warmly with her. Then they went out, and mounting, rode back in the
+ direction of Mudgee. Uncle Abe winked long and hard and solemnly at Andy
+ Page, and Andy winked back like a mechanical wooden image. The two women
+ nudged and smiled and seemed quite girlish, not to say skittish, all the
+ morning. Something had come to break the cruel hopeless monotony of their
+ lives. And even the settler became foolishly cheerful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Five years later: same hut, same yard, and a not much wider clearing in
+ the gully, and a little more fencing&mdash;the women rather more haggard
+ and tired looking, the settler rather more horny-handed and silent, and
+ Uncle Abe rather more philosophical. The men had had to go out and work on
+ the stations. With the settler and his wife it was, &ldquo;If we only had a few
+ pounds to get the farm cleared and fenced, and another good plough horse,
+ and a few more cows.&rdquo; That had been the burden of their song for the five
+ years and more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then, one evening, the mail boy left a parcel. It was a small parcel, in
+ cloth-paper, carefully tied and sealed. What could it be? It couldn&rsquo;t be
+ the Christmas number of a weekly they subscribed to, for it never came
+ like that. Aunt Annie cut the discussion short by cutting the string with
+ a table knife and breaking the wax.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And behold, a clean sugar-bag tightly folded and rolled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And inside a strong whitey-brown envelope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And on the envelope written or rather printed the words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For horse-feed, stabling, and supper.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And underneath, in smaller letters, &ldquo;Send Bible and portraits to&mdash;&mdash;.&rdquo;
+ (Here a name and address.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And inside the envelope a roll of notes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Count them,&rdquo; said Aunt Annie.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the settler&rsquo;s horny and knotty hands trembled too much, and so did his
+ wife&rsquo;s withered ones; so Aunt Annie counted them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifty pounds!&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifty pounds!&rdquo; mused the settler, scratching his head in a perplexed way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifty pounds!&rdquo; gasped his wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Aunt Annie sharply, &ldquo;fifty pounds!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;ll get it settled between yer some day!&rdquo; drawled Uncle Abe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Later, after thinking comfortably over the matter, he observed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cast yer coffee an&rsquo; bread an&rsquo; bacon upon the waters&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Abe never hurried himself or anybody else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE BATH
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The moral should be revived. Therefore, this is a story with a moral. The
+ lower end of Bill Street&mdash;otherwise William&mdash;overlooks Blue&rsquo;s
+ Point Road, with a vacant wedge-shaped allotment running down from a
+ Scottish church between Bill Street the aforesaid and the road, and a
+ terrace on the other side of the road. A cheap, mean-looking terrace of
+ houses, flush with the pavement, each with two windows upstairs and a
+ large one in the middle downstairs, with a slit on one side of it called a
+ door&mdash;looking remarkably skully in ghastly dawns, afterglows, and
+ rainy afternoons and evenings. The slits look as if the owners of the
+ skulls got it there from an upward blow of a sharp tomahawk, from a
+ shorter man&mdash;who was no friend of theirs&mdash;just about the time
+ they died. The slits open occasionally, and mothers of the nation, mostly
+ holding their garments together at neck or bosom, lean out&mdash;at right
+ angles almost&mdash;and peer up and down the road, as if they are casually
+ curious as to what is keeping the rent collector so late this morning.
+ Then they shut up till late in the day, when a boy or two comes home from
+ work. The terrace should be called &ldquo;Jim&rsquo;s Terrace&rdquo; if the road is not
+ &ldquo;James&rsquo;s&rdquo; Road, because no bills ever seem to be paid there as they are in
+ our street&mdash;and for other reasons. There are four houses, but seldom
+ more than two of them occupied at one time&mdash;often only one. Tenants
+ never shift in, or at least are never seen to, but they get there. The
+ sign is a furtive candle light behind an old table cloth, a skirt, or any
+ rag of dark stuff tacked across the front bedroom window, upstairs, and a
+ shadow suggestive of a woman making up a bed on the floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If more than two of the houses are occupied there is almost certain to be
+ an old granny with ragged grey hair, who folded her arms tight under her
+ ragged old breasts, and bends her tough old body, and sticks her ragged
+ grey old head out of the slit called a door, and squints up and down the
+ road, but not in the interests of mischief-making&mdash;they are never
+ here long enough&mdash;only out of mild, ragged, grey-headed curiosity
+ regarding the health or affairs of the rent collector.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps there are no bills to be collected in Skull Terrace because no
+ credit is given. No jugs are put out, because there is no place to put
+ them, except on the pavement, or on the narrow window ledges, where they
+ would be in great and constant danger from the feet or elbows of
+ passers-by. There are no tradesmen&rsquo;s entrances to the houses in Skull
+ Terrace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tenants and sub-tenants often leave on Friday morning in the full glare of
+ the day. Granny throws down garments from the top window to hurry things,
+ and the wife below ties up much in an old allegedly green or red
+ table-cloth, on the pavement, at the last moment. Van of the &ldquo;bottle ho&rdquo;
+ variety. It is all done very quickly, and nobody takes any notice&mdash;they
+ are never there long enough. Landlord, landlady, or rent collector&mdash;or
+ whatever it is&mdash;calls later on; maybe, knocks in a tired, even bored,
+ way; makes inquiries next door, and goes away, leaving the problem to take
+ care of itself&mdash;all kind of casual. The business people of North
+ Sydney, especially removers and labourers, are very casual. Down old
+ Blue&rsquo;s Point Road the folk get so casual that they just exist, but don&rsquo;t
+ seem to do so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One thing I never could make out about Skull Terrace is that when one
+ house becomes vacant from a house agent&rsquo;s point of view&mdash;there is a
+ permanent atmosphere of vacancy about the whole terrace&mdash;the people
+ of another move into it. And there&rsquo;s not the slightest difference between
+ the houses. It is because the removal is such a small affair, I suppose,
+ and the change is, the main thing. I always do better for awhile in a new
+ house&mdash;but then I always did seem to get on better somewhere else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are many points, or absence of points, about Skull Terrace that fit
+ in with Jim&rsquo;s casualness as against Bill&rsquo;s character, therefore Blue&rsquo;s
+ Point Road ought to be James&rsquo;s Street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But just now, in the heat of summer, the terrace happens to be full, and
+ all the blinds are decent&mdash;the two new-comers are newly come down to
+ Skull Terrace, and the other blinds are looked up, washed, and fixed up by
+ force of example or from very shame&rsquo;s sake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All of which seems to have nothing whatever to do with the story, except
+ that the scene is down opposite my balcony as I think and smoke, and it is
+ a blur on one of the most beautiful harbour views in the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had been working hard all day, mending the fence, putting up a
+ fowl-house and some lattice work and wire netting, and limewashing and
+ painting. Labours of love. I&rsquo;d rather build a fowl-house than a &ldquo;pome&rdquo; or
+ story, any day. And when finished&mdash;the fowl-house, I mean&mdash;I sit
+ and contemplate my handiwork with pure and unadulterated joy. And I take a
+ candle out several times, after dark, to look at it again. I never got
+ such pleasure out of rhyme, story, or first-class London Academy notice. I
+ find it difficult to drag myself from the fowl-house, or whatever it is,
+ to meals, and harder to this work, and I lie awake planning next day&rsquo;s
+ work until I fall asleep in the sleep of utter happy weariness. And I&rsquo;m up
+ and at it, before washing, at daylight. But I was a carpenter and
+ housepainter first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, it had been a long, close day, and I was very dirty and tired, but
+ with the energy and restlessness of healthy, happy tiredness when work is
+ unfinished. But I was out of two-inch nails, and the shops were shut.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then it struck me to start up the copper and have a real warm bath after
+ my own heart and ideas. The bathroom is outside, next the wash-house and
+ copper. There were plenty of splinters and ends of softwood that were mine
+ by right of purchase and labour. My landlady is, and always has been,
+ sensitive on the subject of firewood. She&rsquo;ll buy anything else to make the
+ house comfortable and beautiful. She has been known to buy a piano for one
+ of her nieces and burn rubbish in the stove the same day. I knew she was
+ uneasy about the softwood odds and ends, but I couldn&rsquo;t help that&mdash;she&rsquo;d
+ still be sentimental about them if she had a stack of firewood as big as
+ the house. There&rsquo;s at least one thing that most folk hate to buy&mdash;mine&rsquo;s
+ boot-laces or bone studs, so long as I can make pins or inked string do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I put a bucket of water in the copper, started a fire under that sent
+ sparks out of the wash-house flue at an alarming rate, filled the copper
+ to the brim, and, in the absence of a lid, covered it with a piece of
+ flattened galvanized iron I had.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I tacked the side edge of a strip of canvas to the matchboard wall along
+ over the inner edge of the bath, fastened a short piece of gas-pipe to the
+ outer edge, with pieces of string through holes made in it, and let it
+ hang down over the bath, leaving a hole at the head for my head and
+ shoulders. I was going to have a long, comfortable, and utterly lazy and
+ drowsy hot water and steam bath, you know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I fastened a piece of clothes-line round and over the head of the bath,
+ and twisted an old toilet-table cover and a towel round it where it sagged
+ into the bath, for a head rest-also to be soaped for where I couldn&rsquo;t get
+ at my back with my hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I went up to my room for some things, and it struck me to arrange two
+ chairs by the bed&mdash;candle and matches and tobacco on one side, and a
+ pile of Jack London, Kipling, and Yankee magazines on the other, with the
+ last <i>Lone Hand</i> and <i>Bulletin</i> on top.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Going down with pyjamas, towel, and soap, it struck me to have a kettle
+ and a saucepan full of water on the stove to use as the water from the
+ copper cooled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I took a roomy, hard-bottomed kitchen chair into the bathroom; on it I
+ placed a carefully scraped, cleared, and filled pipe, matches, more
+ tobacco, tooth-brush, saucer with a lump of whiting and salt, piece of
+ looking-glass&mdash;to see progress of the teeth&mdash;and knife for
+ finger and toe nails. And I knocked up a few three-inch iron nails in the
+ wall to hang things on. I placed a clean suit of pyjamas over the back of
+ the chair, and over them the towels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I arranged with the landlady to have a good cup of coffee made, as she
+ knows how to make it, ready to hand in round the edge of the door when I
+ should be in the bath. There&rsquo;s nothing in that. I&rsquo;ve been with her for
+ years, and on account of the canvas it would be just the same as if I were
+ in bed. On second thought I asked her to hand in some toast&mdash;or bread
+ and butter and bloater paste&mdash;at the same time. I fed the fire with
+ judgment, and the copper boiled just as the last blaze died down. I got a
+ pail and carried the water to the bath, pouring it in through the opening
+ at the head. The last few pints I dipped into the pail with a cup. I
+ covered the opening with a towel to keep the steam and heat in until I was
+ ready. I got the boiling water from the kitchen into the bucket, covered
+ it with another towel, and stood it in a handy corner in the bathroom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I made an opening, turned on the cold water, and commenced to undress. I
+ hung my clothes on the wall, till morning, for I intended to go straight
+ from the bath to bed in my pyjamas and to lie there reading.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I turned off the cold water tap to be sure, lifted the towel off, and put
+ my good right foot in to feel the temperature&mdash;into about three
+ inches of cold water, and that was vanishing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I&rsquo;d forgotten to put in the plug.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I&rsquo;m deaf, you know, and the landlady, hearing the water run, thought I was
+ flushing out the bath (we were new tenants) and wondered vaguely why I was
+ so long at it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I dressed rather hurriedly in my working clothes, went inside, and spread
+ myself dramatically on the old cane lounge and covered my face with my
+ oldest hat, to show that it was comic and I took it that way. But my
+ landlady was so full of sympathy, condolence, and self-reproach (because
+ she failed to draw my attention to the gurgling) that she let the coffee
+ and toast burn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I went up and lay on my bed, and was so tired and misty and far away that
+ I went to sleep without undressing, or even washing my face and hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How many, in this life, forget the plug!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And how many, ah! how many, who passed through, and are passing through
+ Skull Terrace, commenced life as confidently, carefree, and clear headed,
+ and with such easily exercised, careful, intelligent, practised, and
+ methodical attention to details as I did the bath business arrangements&mdash;and
+ forgot to put in the plug.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And many because they were handicapped physically.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ INSTINCT GONE WRONG
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Old Mac used to sleep in his wagon in fine weather, when he had no load,
+ on his blankets spread out on the feed-bags; but one time he struck
+ Croydon, flush from a lucky and good back trip, and looked in at the (say)
+ Royal Hotel to wet his luck&mdash;as some men do with their sorrow&mdash;and
+ he &ldquo;got there all right.&rdquo; Next morning he had breakfast in the
+ dining-room, was waited on as a star boarder, and became thoroughly
+ demoralized; and his mind was made up (independent of himself, as it were)
+ to be a gentleman for once in his life. He went over to the store and
+ bought the sloppiest suit of reach-me-downs of glossiest black, and the
+ stiffest and stickiest white shirt they had to show&mdash;also four bone
+ studs, two for the collar and two for the cuffs. Then he gave his worn
+ &ldquo;larstins&rdquo; to the stable-boy (with half a crown) to clean, and&mdash;proceeded.
+ He put the boots on during the day, one at a time between drinks, gassing
+ all the time, and continued. He concluded about midnight, after a very
+ noisy time and interviews with everyone on sight (slightly interrupted by
+ drinks) concerning &ldquo;his room.&rdquo; It was show time, you see, and all the
+ rooms were as full as he was&mdash;he was too full even to share the
+ parlour or billiard room with others; but he consented at last to a
+ shake-down on the balcony, the barmaid volunteering to spread the couch
+ with her own fair hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Towards daylight he woke, for one of the reasons why men do wake. It is
+ well known, to people who know, that old campers-out (and young men new to
+ it, too) will wake <i>once</i>&mdash;if in a party, each at different
+ times&mdash;to tend to their cattle, or listen for the hobbles of their
+ horses, or simply to rise on their elbows and have a look round&mdash;the
+ last, I suppose, from an instinct born in old dangerous times. Mac woke
+ up, and it was dark. He reached out and his hand fell, instinctively, on
+ the rail of the balcony, which was to him (instinctively&mdash;and that
+ shows how instinct errs) the rail of the side of his wagon, in which as I
+ have said, he was wont to sleep. So he drew himself up on his knees and to
+ his feet, with the instinctive intention of getting down to (say) put some
+ chaff and corn in the feed-bags stretched across the shafts for the
+ horses; for he intended, by instinct, to make an early start. Which shows
+ how instinct can never be trusted to travel with memory, but will get
+ ahead of it&mdash;or behind it. (Say it was instinct mixed with or
+ adulterated by drink.) He got a long, hairy leg over and felt
+ (instinctively) for the hub of the wheel; his foot found and rested on the
+ projecting ledge of the balcony floor outside, and that, to him, was the
+ hub all right. He swung his other leg over and expected to drop lightly on
+ to the grass or dust of the camp; but, being instinctively rigid, he fell
+ heavily some fifteen feet into a kerbed gutter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As a result of his howls lights soon flickered in windows and fanlights;
+ and with prompt, eager, anxious, and awed bush first-aid and assistance,
+ they carried a very sober, battered and blasphemous driver inside and
+ spread mattresses on the floor. And, some six weeks afterwards, an image,
+ mostly of plaster-of-Paris and bandages, reclined, much against its will,
+ on a be-cushioned cane lounge on the hospital veranda; and, from the only
+ free and workable corner of its mouth, when the pipe was removed, came
+ shockingly expressed opinions of them&mdash;newfangled&mdash;two-story&mdash;!
+ &ldquo;night houses&rdquo; (as it called them). And, thereafter, when he had a load
+ on, or the weather was too bad for sleeping in or under his wagon, the
+ veranda of a one-storied shanty (if he could get to it) was good enough
+ for MacSomething, the carrier.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE HYPNOTIZED TOWNSHIP
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ They said that Harry Chatswood, the mail contractor would do anything for
+ Cobb &amp; Co., even to stretching fencing-wire across the road in a
+ likely place: but I don&rsquo;t believe that&mdash;Harry was too good-hearted to
+ risk injuring innocent passengers, and he had a fellow feeling for
+ drivers, being an old coach driver on rough out-back tracks himself. But
+ he did rig up fencing-wire for old Mac, the carrier, one night, though not
+ across the road. Harry, by the way, was a city-born bushman, who had been
+ everything for some years. Anything from six-foot-six to six-foot-nine,
+ fourteen stone, and a hard case. He is a very successful coach-builder
+ now, for he knows the wood, the roads, and the weak parts in a coach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was in the good seasons when competition was keen and men&rsquo;s hearts were
+ hard&mdash;not as it is in times of drought, when there is no competition,
+ and men&rsquo;s hearts are soft, and there is all kindness and goodwill between
+ them. He had had much opposition in fighting Cobb &amp; Co., and his
+ coaches had won through on the outer tracks. There was little malice in
+ his composition, but when old Mac, the teamster, turned his teams over to
+ his sons and started a light van for parcels and passengers from
+ Cunnamulla&mdash;that place which always sounds to me suggestive of
+ pumpkin pies&mdash;out in seeming opposition to Harry Chatswood, Harry was
+ annoyed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps Mac only wished to end his days on the road with parcels that were
+ light and easy to handle (not like loads of fencing wire) and passengers
+ that were sociable; but he had been doing well with his teams, and,
+ besides, Harry thought he was after the mail contract: so Harry was
+ annoyed more than he was injured. Mac was mean with the money he had not
+ because of the money he had a chance of getting; and he mostly slept in
+ his van, in all weathers, when away from home which was kept by his wife
+ about half-way between the half-way house and the next &ldquo;township.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One dark, gusty evening, Harry Chatswood&rsquo;s coach dragged, heavily though
+ passengerless, into Cunnamulla, and, as he turned into the yard of the
+ local &ldquo;Royal,&rdquo; he saw Mac&rsquo;s tilted four-wheeler (which he called his
+ &ldquo;van&rdquo;) drawn up opposite by the kerbing round the post office. Mac always
+ chose a central position&mdash;with a vague idea of advertisement perhaps.
+ But the nearness to the P.O. reminded Harry of the mail contracts, and he
+ knew that Mac had taken up a passenger or two and some parcels in front of
+ him (Harry) on the trip in. And something told Harry that Mac was asleep
+ inside his van. It was a windy night, with signs of rain, and the curtains
+ were drawn close.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Mac was there all right, and sleeping the sleep of a tired driver
+ after a long drowsy day on a hard box-seat, with little or no back railing
+ to it. But there was a lecture on, or an exhibition of hypnotism or
+ mesmerism&mdash;&ldquo;a blanky spirit rappin&rsquo; fake,&rdquo; they called it, run by
+ &ldquo;some blanker&rdquo; in &ldquo;the hall;&rdquo; and when old Mac had seen to his horses, he
+ thought he might as well drop in for half an hour and see what was going
+ on. Being a Mac, he was, of course, theological, scientific, and
+ argumentative. He saw some things which woke him up, challenged the
+ performer to hypnotize him, was &ldquo;operated&rdquo; on or &ldquo;fooled with&rdquo; a bit, had
+ a &ldquo;numb sorter light-headed feelin&rsquo;,&rdquo; and was told by a voice from the
+ back of the hall that his &ldquo;leg was being pulled, Mac,&rdquo; and by another
+ buzzin&rsquo; far-away kind of &ldquo;ventrillick&rdquo; voice that he would make a good
+ subject, and that, if he only had the will power and knew how (which he
+ would learn from a book the professor had to sell for five shillings) he
+ would be able to drive his van without horses or any thing, save the pole
+ sticking straight out in front. These weren&rsquo;t the professor&rsquo;s exact words&mdash;But,
+ anyway, Mae came to himself with a sudden jerk, left with a great Scottish
+ snort of disgust and the sound of heavy boots along the floor; and after a
+ resentful whisky at the Royal, where they laughed at his scrooging bushy
+ eyebrows, fierce black eyes and his deadly-in-earnest denunciation of all
+ humbugs and imposters, he returned to the aforesaid van, let down the
+ flaps, buttoned the daft and &ldquo;feekle&rdquo; world out, and himself in, and then
+ retired some more and slept, as I have said, rolled in his blankets and
+ overcoats on a bed of cushions, and chaff-bag.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Harry Chatswood got down from his empty coach, and was helping the yard
+ boy take out the horses, when his eye fell on the remnant of a roll of
+ fencing wire standing by the stable wall in the light of the lantern. Then
+ an idea struck him unexpectedly, and his mind became luminous. He unhooked
+ the swinglebar, swung it up over his &ldquo;leader&rsquo;s&rdquo; rump (he was driving only
+ three horses that trip), and hooked it on to the horns of the hames. Then
+ he went inside (there was another light there) and brought out a bridle
+ and an old pair of spurs that were hanging on the wall. He buckled on the
+ spurs at the chopping block, slipped the winkers off the leader and the
+ bridle on, and took up the fencing-wire, and started out the gate with the
+ horse. The boy gaped after him once, and then hurried to put up the other
+ two horses. He knew Harry Chatswood, and was in a hurry to see what he
+ would be up to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a good crowd in town for the show, or the races, or a stock
+ sale, or land ballot, or something; but most of them were tired, or at tea&mdash;or
+ in the pubs&mdash;and the corners were deserted. Observe how fate makes
+ time and things fit when she wants to do a good turn&mdash;or play a
+ practical joke. Harry Chatswood, for instance, didn&rsquo;t know anything about
+ the hypnotic business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was the corners of the main street or road and the principal short
+ cross street, and the van was opposite the pub stables in the main street.
+ Harry crossed the streets diagonally to the opposite corner, in a line
+ with the van. There he slipped the bar down over the horse&rsquo;s rump, and
+ fastened one end of the wire on to the ring of it. Then he walked back to
+ the van, carrying the wire and letting the coils go wide, and, as
+ noiselessly as possible, made a loop in the loose end and slipped it over
+ the hooks on the end of the pole. (&ldquo;Unnecessary detail!&rdquo; my contemporaries
+ will moan, &ldquo;Overloaded with uninteresting details!&rdquo; But that&rsquo;s because
+ they haven&rsquo;t got the details&mdash;and it&rsquo;s the details that go.) Then
+ Harry skipped back to his horse, jumped on, gathered up the bridle reins,
+ and used his spurs. There was a swish and a clang, a scrunch and a
+ clock-clock and rattle of wheels, and a surprised human sound; then a bump
+ and a shout&mdash;for there was no underground drainage, and the gutters
+ belonged to the Stone Age. There was a swift clocking and rattle, more
+ shouts, another bump, and a yell. And so on down the longish main street.
+ The stable-boy, who had left the horses in his excitement, burst into the
+ bar, shouting, &ldquo;The Hypnertism&rsquo;s on, the Mesmerism&rsquo;s on! Ole Mae&rsquo;s van&rsquo;s
+ runnin&rsquo; away with him without no horses all right!&rdquo; The crowd scuffled out
+ into the street; there were some unfortunate horses hanging up of course
+ at the panel by the pub trough, and the first to get to them jumped on and
+ rode; the rest ran. The hall&mdash;where they were clearing the willing
+ professor out in favour of a &ldquo;darnce&rdquo;&mdash;and the other pubs decanted
+ their contents, and chance souls skipped for the verandas of weather-board
+ shanties out of which other souls popped to see the runaway. They saw a
+ weird horseman, or rather, something like a camel (for Harry rode low,
+ like Tod Sloan with his long back humped&mdash;for effect)&mdash;apparently
+ fleeing for its life in a veil of dust, along the long white road, and
+ some forty rods behind, an unaccountable tilted coach careered in its own
+ separate cloud of dust. And from it came the shouts and yells. Men shouted
+ and swore, women screamed for their children, and kids whimpered. Some of
+ the men turned with an oath and stayed the panic with:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s only one of them flamin&rsquo; motor-cars, you fools.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It might have been, and the yells the warning howls of a motorist who had
+ burst or lost his honk-kook and his head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s runnin&rsquo; away!&rdquo; or &ldquo;The toff&rsquo;s mad or drunk!&rdquo; shouted others. &ldquo;It&rsquo;ll
+ break its crimson back over the bridge.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let it!&rdquo; was the verdict of some. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s all the crimson carnal things are
+ good for.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the riders still rode and the footmen ran. There was a clatter of
+ hoofs on the short white bridge looming ghostly ahead, and then, at a
+ weird interval, the rattle and rumble of wheels, with no hoof-beats
+ accompanying. The yells grew fainter. Harry&rsquo;s leader was a good horse, of
+ the rather heavy coachhorse breed, with a little of the racing blood in
+ her, but she was tired to start with, and only excitement and fright at
+ the feel of the &ldquo;pull&rdquo; of the twisting wire kept her up to that speed; and
+ now she was getting winded, so half a mile or so beyond the bridge Harry
+ thought it had gone far enough, and he stopped and got down. The van ran
+ on a bit, of course, and the loop of the wire slipped off the hooks of the
+ pole. The wire recoiled itself roughly along the dust nearly to the heels
+ of Harry&rsquo;s horse. Harry grabbed up as much of the wire as he could claw
+ for, took the mare by the neck with the other hand, and vanished through
+ the dense fringe of scrub off the road, till the wire caught and pulled
+ him up; he stood still for a moment, in the black shadow on the edge of a
+ little clearing, to listen. Then he fumbled with the wire until he got it
+ untwisted, cast it off, and moved off silently with the mare across the
+ soft rotten ground, and left her in a handy bush stockyard, to be brought
+ back to the stables at a late hour that night&mdash;or rather an early
+ hour next morning&mdash;by a jackaroo stable-boy who would have two
+ half-crowns in his pocket and afterthought instructions to look out for
+ that wire and hide it if possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Harry Chatswood got back quickly, by a roundabout way, and walked
+ into the bar of the Royal, through the back entrance from the stables, and
+ stared, and wanted to know where all the chaps had gone to, and what the
+ noise was about, and whose trap had run away, and if anybody was hurt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The growing crowd gathered round the van, silent and awestruck, and some
+ of them threw off their hats, and lost them, in their anxiety to show
+ respect for the dead, or render assistance to the hurt, as men do, round a
+ bad accident in the bush. They got the old man out, and two of them helped
+ him back along the road, with great solicitude, while some walked round
+ the van, and swore beneath their breaths, or stared at it with open
+ mouths, or examined it curiously, with their eyes only, and in breathless
+ silence. They muttered, and agreed, in the pale moonlight now showing,
+ that the sounds of the horses&rsquo; hoofs had only been &ldquo;spirit-rappin&rsquo;
+ sounds;&rdquo; and, after some more muttering, two of the stoutest, with subdued
+ oaths, laid hold of the pole and drew the van to the side of the road,
+ where it would be out of the way of chance night traffic. But they
+ stretched and rubbed their arms afterwards, and then, and on the way back,
+ they swore to admiring acquaintances that they felt the &ldquo;blanky
+ &lsquo;lectricity&rdquo; runnin&rsquo; all up their arms and &ldquo;elbers&rdquo; while they were
+ holding the pole, which, doubtless, they did&mdash;in imagination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They got old Mac back to the Royal, with sundry hasty whiskies on the way.
+ He was badly shaken, both physically, mentally, and in his convictions,
+ and, when he&rsquo;d pulled himself together, he had little to add to what they
+ already knew. But he confessed that, when he got under his possum rug in
+ the van, he couldn&rsquo;t help thinking of the professor and his creepy (it was
+ &ldquo;creepy,&rdquo; or &ldquo;uncanny,&rdquo; or &ldquo;awful,&rdquo; or &ldquo;rum&rdquo; with &lsquo;em now)&mdash;his
+ blanky creepy hypnotism; and he (old Mac) had just laid on his back
+ comfortable, and stretched his legs out straight, and his arms down
+ straight by his sides, and drew long, slow breaths; and tried to fix his
+ mind on nothing&mdash;as the professor had told him when he was &ldquo;operatin&rsquo;
+ on him&rdquo; in the hall. Then he began to feel a strange sort of numbness
+ coming over him, and his limbs went heavy as lead, and he seemed to be
+ gettin&rsquo; light-headed. Then, all on a sudden, his arms seemed to begin to
+ lift, and just when he was goin&rsquo; to pull &lsquo;em down the van started as they
+ had heard and seen it. After a while he got on to his knees and managed to
+ wrench a corner; of the front curtain clear of the button and get his head
+ out. And there was the van going helter-skelter, and feeling like Tam
+ o&rsquo;Shanter&rsquo;s mare (the old man said), and he on her barebacked. And there
+ was no horses, but a cloud of dust&mdash;or a spook&mdash;on ahead, and
+ the bare pole steering straight for it, just as the professor had said it
+ would be. The old man thought he was going to be taken clear across the
+ Never-Never country and left to roast on a sandhill, hundreds of miles
+ from anywhere, for his sins, and he said he was trying to think of a
+ prayer or two all the time he was yelling. They handed him more whisky
+ from the publican&rsquo;s own bottle. Hushed and cautious inquiries for the
+ Professor (with a big P now) elicited the hushed and cautious fact that he
+ had gone to bed. But old Mac caught the awesome name and glared round, so
+ they hurriedly filled out another for him, from the boss&rsquo;s bottle. Then
+ there was a slight commotion. The housemaid hurried scaredly in to the bar
+ behind and whispered to the boss. She had been startled nearly out of her
+ wits by the Professor suddenly appearing at his bedroom door and calling
+ upon her to have a stiff nobbler of whisky hot sent up to his room. The
+ jackaroo yard-boy, aforesaid, volunteered to take it up, and while he was
+ gone there were hints of hysterics from the kitchen, and the boss
+ whispered in his turn to the crowd over the bar. The jackaroo just handed
+ the tray and glass in through the partly opened door, had a glimpse of
+ pyjamas, and, after what seemed an interminable wait, he came tiptoeing
+ into the bar amongst its awe-struck haunters with an air of great mystery,
+ and no news whatever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They fixed old Mac on a shake-down in the Commercial Room, where he&rsquo;d have
+ light and some overflow guests on the sofas for company. With a last
+ whisky in the bar, and a stiff whisky by his side on the floor, he was
+ understood to chuckle to the effect that he knew he was all right when
+ he&rsquo;d won &ldquo;the keystone o&rsquo; the brig.&rdquo; Though how a wooden bridge with a
+ level plank floor could have a keystone I don&rsquo;t know&mdash;and they were
+ too much impressed by the event of the evening to inquire. And so, with a
+ few cases of hysterics to occupy the attention of the younger women, some
+ whimpering of frightened children and comforting or chastened nagging by
+ mothers, some unwonted prayers muttered secretly and forgettingly, and a
+ good deal of subdued blasphemy, Cunnamulla sank to its troubled slumbers&mdash;some
+ of the sleepers in the commercial and billiard-rooms and parlours at the
+ Royal, to start up in a cold sweat, out of their beery and hypnotic
+ nightmares, to find Harry Chatswood making elaborate and fearsome passes
+ over them with his long, gaunt arms and hands, and a flaming red
+ table-cloth tied round his neck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To be done with old Mac, for the present. He made one or two more trips,
+ but always by daylight, taking care to pick up a swagman or a tramp when
+ he had no passenger; but his &ldquo;conveections&rdquo; had had too much of a shaking,
+ so he sold his turnout (privately and at a distance, for it was beginning
+ to be called &ldquo;the haunted van&rdquo;) and returned to his teams&mdash;always
+ keeping one of the lads with him for company. He reckoned it would take
+ the devil&rsquo;s own hypnotism to move a load of fencingwire, or pull a
+ wool-team of bullocks out of a bog; and before he invoked the ungodly
+ power, which he let them believe he could&mdash;he&rsquo;d stick there and
+ starve till he and his bullocks died a &ldquo;natural&rdquo; death. (He was a bit
+ Irish&mdash;as all Scots are&mdash;back on one side.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the strangest is to come. The Professor, next morning, proved
+ uncomfortably unsociable, and though he could have done a roaring business
+ that night&mdash;and for a week of nights after, for that matter&mdash;and
+ though he was approached several times, he, for some mysterious reason
+ known only to himself, flatly refused to give one more performance, and
+ said he was leaving the town that day. He couldn&rsquo;t get a vehicle of any
+ kind, for fear, love, or money, until Harry Chatswood, who took a day off,
+ volunteered, for a stiff consideration, to borrow a buggy and drive him
+ (the Professor) to the next town towards the then railway terminus, in
+ which town the Professor&rsquo;s fame was not so awesome, and where he might get
+ a lift to the railway. Harry ventured to remark to the Professor once or
+ twice during the drive that &ldquo;there was a rum business with old Mac&rsquo;s van
+ last night,&rdquo; but he could get nothing out of him, so gave it best, and
+ finished the journey in contemplative silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the fact was that the Professor had been the most surprised and
+ startled man in Cunnamulla that night; and he brooded over the thing till
+ he came to the conclusion that hypnotism was a dangerous power to meddle
+ with unless a man was physically and financially strong and carefree&mdash;which
+ he wasn&rsquo;t. So he threw it up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He learnt the truth, some years later, from a brother of Harry Chatswood,
+ in a Home or Retreat for Geniuses, where &ldquo;friends were paying,&rdquo; and his
+ recovery was so sudden that it surprised and disappointed the doctor and
+ his friend, the manager of the home. As it was, the Professor had some
+ difficulty in getting out of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE EXCISEMAN
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Harry Chatswood, mail contractor (and several other things), was driving
+ out from, say, Georgeville to Croydon, with mails, parcels, and only one
+ passenger&mdash;a commercial traveller, who had shown himself unsociable,
+ and close in several other ways. Nearly half-way to a place that was
+ half-way between the halfway house and the town, Harry overhauled &ldquo;Old
+ Jack,&rdquo; a local character (there are many well-known characters named &ldquo;Old
+ Jack&rdquo;) and gave him a lift as a matter of course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hello! Is that you, Jack?&rdquo; in the gathering dusk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, Harry.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then jump up here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Harry was good-natured and would give anybody a lift if he could.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Jack climbed up on the box-seat, between Harry and the traveller, who
+ grew rather more stand&mdash;(or rather <i>sit</i>) offish, wrapped
+ himself closer in his overcoat, and buttoned his cloak of silence and
+ general disgust to the chin button. Old Jack got his pipe to work and
+ grunted, and chatted, and exchanged bush compliments with Harry
+ comfortably. And so on to where they saw the light of a fire outside a hut
+ ahead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let me down here, Harry,&rdquo; said Old Jack uneasily, &ldquo;I owe Mother Mac
+ fourteen shillings for drinks, and I haven&rsquo;t got it on me, and I&rsquo;ve been
+ on the spree back yonder, and she&rsquo;ll know it, an&rsquo; I don&rsquo;t want to face
+ her. I&rsquo;ll cut across through the paddock and you can pick me up on the
+ other side.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Harry thought a moment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sit still, Jack,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll fix that all right.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He twisted and went down into his trouser-pocket, the reins in one hand,
+ and brought up a handful of silver. He held his hand down to the coach
+ lamp, separated some of the silver from the rest by a sort of sleight of
+ hand&mdash;or rather sleight of fingers&mdash;and handed the fourteen
+ shillings over to Old Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here y&rsquo;are, Jack. Pay me some other time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thanks, Harry!&rdquo; grunted Old Jack, as he twisted for his pocket.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a cold night, the hint of a possible shanty thawed the traveller a
+ bit, and he relaxed with a couple of grunts about the weather and the
+ road, which were received in a brotherly spirit. Harry&rsquo;s horses stopped of
+ their own accord in front of the house, an old bark-and-slab whitewashed
+ humpy of the early settlers&rsquo; farmhouse type, with a plank door in the
+ middle, one bleary-lighted window on one side, and one forbiddingly blind
+ one, as if death were there, on the other. It might have been. The door
+ opened, letting out a flood of lamp-light and firelight which blindly
+ showed the sides of the coach and the near pole horse and threw the coach
+ lamps and the rest into the outer darkness of the opposing bush.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that you, Harry?&rdquo; called a voice and tone like Mrs Warren&rsquo;s of the
+ Profession.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A stoutly aggressive woman appeared. She was rather florid, and looked,
+ moved and spoke as if she had been something in the city in other years,
+ and had been dumped down in the bush to make money in mysterious ways; had
+ married, mated&mdash;or got herself to be supposed to be married&mdash;for
+ convenience, and continued to make money by mysterious means. Anyway, she
+ was &ldquo;Mother Mac&rdquo; to the bush, but, in the bank in the &ldquo;town,&rdquo; and in the
+ stores where she dealt, she was <i>Mrs</i> Mac, and there was always a
+ promptly propped chair for her. She was, indeed, the missus of no other
+ than old Mac, the teamster of hypnotic fame, and late opposition to Harry
+ Chatswood. Hence, perhaps, part of Harry&rsquo;s hesitation to pull up, farther
+ back, and his generosity to Old Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs or Mother Mac sold refreshments, from a rough bush dinner at
+ eighteenpence a head to passengers, to a fly-blown bottle of ginger-ale or
+ lemonade, hot in hot weather from a sunny fly-specked window. In between
+ there was cold corned beef, bread and butter, and tea, and (best of all if
+ they only knew it) a good bush billy of coffee on the coals before the
+ fire on cold wet nights. And outside of it all, there was cold tea, which,
+ when confidence was established, or they knew one of the party, she served
+ hushedly in cups without saucers; for which she sometimes apologized, and
+ which she took into her murderous bedroom to fill, and replenish, in its
+ darkest and most felonious corner from homicidal-looking pots, by
+ candle-light. You&rsquo;d think you were in a cheap place, where you shouldn&rsquo;t
+ be, in the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Harry and his passengers got down and stretched their legs, and while Old
+ Jack was guardedly answering a hurriedly whispered inquiry of the
+ traveller, Harry took the opportunity to nudge Mrs Mac, and whisper in her
+ ear:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look out, Mrs Mac!&mdash;Exciseman!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The devil he is!&rdquo; whispered she.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ye-e-es!&rdquo; whispered Harry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right, Harry!&rdquo; she whispered. &ldquo;Never a word! I&rsquo;ll take care of him,
+ bless his soul.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After a warm at the wide wood fire, a gulp of coffee and a bite or two at
+ the bread and meat, the traveller, now thoroughly thawed, stretched
+ himself and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, well, Mrs Mac, haven&rsquo;t you got anything else to offer us?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what more would you be wanting?&rdquo; she snapped. &ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t the bread and
+ meat good enough for you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But&mdash;but&mdash;you know&mdash;&rdquo; he suggested lamely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Know?&mdash;I know!&mdash;What do <i>I</i> know?&rdquo; A pause, then, with
+ startling suddenness, &ldquo;Phwat d&rsquo;y&rsquo; mean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No offence, Mrs Mac&mdash;no offence; but haven&rsquo;t you got something in
+ the way of&mdash;of a drink to offer us?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dhrink! Isn&rsquo;t the coffee good enough for ye? I paid two and six a pound
+ for ut, and the milk new from the cow this very evenin&rsquo;&mdash;an&rsquo; th&rsquo;
+ water rain-water.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But&mdash;but&mdash;you know what I mean, Mrs Mac.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An&rsquo; I doan&rsquo;t know what ye mean. <i>Phwat do ye mean</i>? I&rsquo;ve asked ye
+ that before. What are ye dhrivin&rsquo; at, man&mdash;out with it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I mean a little drop of the right stuff,&rdquo; he said, nettled. Then he
+ added: &ldquo;No offence&mdash;no harm done.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;O-o-oh!&rdquo; she said, illumination bursting in upon her brain. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s the
+ dirrty drink ye&rsquo;re afther, is it? Well, I&rsquo;ll tell ye, first for last, that
+ we doan&rsquo;t keep a little drop of the right stuff nor a little drop of the
+ wrong stuff in this house. It&rsquo;s a honest house, an&rsquo; me husband&rsquo;s a honest
+ harrd-worrkin&rsquo; carrier, as he&rsquo;d soon let ye know if he was at home this
+ cold night, poor man. No dirrty drink comes into this house, nor goes out
+ of it, I&rsquo;d have ye know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, now, Mrs Mac, between friends, I meant no offence; but it&rsquo;s a cold
+ night, and I thought you might keep a bottle for medicine&mdash;or in case
+ of accident&mdash;or snake-bite, you know&mdash;they mostly do in the
+ bush.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Medicine! And phwat should we want with medicine? This isn&rsquo;t a
+ five-guinea private hospital. We&rsquo;re clean, healthy people, I&rsquo;d have ye
+ know. There&rsquo;s a bottle of painkiller, if that&rsquo;s what ye want, and a packet
+ of salts left&mdash;maybe they&rsquo;d do ye some good. An&rsquo; a bottle of
+ eye-water, an&rsquo; something to put in your ear for th&rsquo; earache&mdash;maybe
+ ye&rsquo;ll want &lsquo;em both before ye go much farther.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, Mrs Mac&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no more of it!&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I tell ye that if it&rsquo;s a nip ye&rsquo;re afther,
+ ye&rsquo;ll have to go on fourteen miles to the pub in the town. Ye&rsquo;re coffee&rsquo;s
+ gittin&rsquo; cowld, an&rsquo; it&rsquo;s eighteenpence each to passengers I charge on a
+ night like this; Harry Chatswood&rsquo;s the driver an&rsquo; welcome, an&rsquo; Ould Jack&rsquo;s
+ an ould friend.&rdquo; And she flounced round to clatter her feelings amongst
+ the crockery on the dresser&mdash;just as men make a great show of filling
+ and lighting their pipes in the middle of a barney. The table, by the way,
+ was set on a brown holland cloth, with the brightest of tin plates for
+ cold meals, and the brightest of tin pint-pots for the coffee (the
+ crockery was in reserve for hot meals and special local occasions) and at
+ one side of the wide fire-place hung an old-fashioned fountain, while in
+ the other stood a camp-oven; and billies and a black kerosene-tin hung
+ evermore over the fire from sooty chains. These, and a big bucket-handled
+ frying-pan and a few rusty convict-time arms on the slab walls, were
+ mostly to amuse jackaroos and jackarooesses, and let them think they were
+ getting into the Australian-dontcherknow at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Harry Chatswood took the opportunity (he had a habit of taking
+ opportunities of this sort) to whisper to Old Jack:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pay her the fourteen bob, Jack, and have done with it. She&rsquo;s got the
+ needle to-night all right, and damfiknow what for. But the sight of your
+ fourteen bob might bring her round.&rdquo; And Old Jack&mdash;as was his way&mdash;blundered
+ obediently and promptly right into the hole that was shown him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Mrs Mae,&rdquo; he said, getting up from the table and slipping his hand
+ into his pocket. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what&rsquo;s come over yer to-night, but, anyway&mdash;&rdquo;
+ Here he put the money down on the table. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s the money I owe yer for&mdash;for&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For what?&rdquo; she demanded, turning on him with surprising swiftness for
+ such a stout woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The&mdash;the fourteen bob I owed for them drinks when Bill Hogan and me&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t owe me no fourteen bob for dhrinks, you dirty blaggard! Are ye
+ mad? You got no drink off of me. Phwat d&rsquo;ye mean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Beg&mdash;beg pardin, Mrs Mac,&rdquo; stammered Old Jack, very much taken
+ aback; &ldquo;but the&mdash;yer know&mdash;the fourteen bob, anyway, I owed you
+ when&mdash;that night when me an&rsquo; Bill Hogan an&rsquo; yer sister-in-law, Mary
+ Don&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What? Well, I&mdash;Git out of me house, ye low blaggard! I&rsquo;m a honest,
+ respictable married woman, and so is me sister-in-law, Mary Donelly; and
+ to think!&mdash;Git out of me door!&rdquo; and she caught up the billy of
+ coffee. &ldquo;Git outside me door, or I&rsquo;ll let ye have it in ye&rsquo;r ugly face, ye
+ low woolscourer&mdash;an&rsquo; it&rsquo;s nearly bilin&rsquo;.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Jack stumbled dazedly out, and blind instinct got him on to the coach
+ as the safest place. Harry Chatswood had stood with his long, gaunt figure
+ hung by an elbow to the high mantelshelf, all the time, taking alternate
+ gulps from his pint of coffee and puffs from his pipe, and very calmly and
+ restfully regarding the scene.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An&rsquo; now,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;if the <i>gentleman&rsquo;s</i> done, I&rsquo;d thank him to pay&mdash;it&rsquo;s
+ eighteenpence&mdash;an&rsquo; git his overcoat on. I&rsquo;ve had enough dirty insults
+ this night to last me a lifetime. To think of it&mdash;the blaggard!&rdquo; she
+ said to the table, &ldquo;an&rsquo; me a woman alone in a place like this on a night
+ like this!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The traveller calmly put down a two-shilling piece, as if the whole affair
+ was the most ordinary thing in the world (for he was used to many bush
+ things) and comfortably got into his overcoat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Mrs Mae, I never thought Old Jack was mad before,&rdquo; said Harry
+ Chatswood. &ldquo;And I hinted to him,&rdquo; he added in a whisper. &ldquo;Anyway&rdquo; (out
+ loudly), &ldquo;you&rsquo;ll lend me a light, Mrs Mac, to have a look at that there
+ swingle-bar of mine?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With pleasure, Harry,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;for you&rsquo;re a white man, anyway. I&rsquo;ll
+ bring ye a light. An&rsquo; all the lights in heaven if I could, an&rsquo;&mdash;an&rsquo;
+ in the other place if they&rsquo;d help ye.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he&rsquo;d looked to the swingle-bar, and had mounted to his place and
+ untwisted the reins from a side-bar, she cried:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An&rsquo; as for them two, Harry, shpill them in the first creek you come to,
+ an&rsquo; God be good to you! It&rsquo;s all they&rsquo;re fit for, the low blaggards, to
+ insult an honest woman alone in the bush in a place like this.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right, Mrs Mac,&rdquo; said Harry, cheerfully. &ldquo;Good night, Mrs Mac.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good night, Harry, an&rsquo; God go with ye, for the creeks are risen after
+ last night&rsquo;s storm.&rdquo; And Harry drove on and left her to think over it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She thought over it in a way that would have been unexpected to Harry, and
+ would have made him uneasy, for he was really good-natured. She sat down
+ on a stool by the fire, and presently, after thinking over it a bit, two
+ big, lonely tears rolled down the lonely woman&rsquo;s fair, fat, blonde cheeks
+ in the firelight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An&rsquo; to think of Old Jack,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;The very last man in the world I&rsquo;d
+ dreamed of turning on me. But&mdash;but I always thought Old Jack was
+ goin&rsquo; a bit ratty, an&rsquo; maybe I was a bit hard on him. God forgive us all!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Had Harry Chatswood seen her then he would have been sorry he did it.
+ Swagmen and broken-hearted new chums had met worse women than Mother Mac.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But she pulled herself together, got up and bustled round. She put on more
+ wood, swept the hearth, put a parcel of fresh steak and sausages&mdash;brought
+ by the coach&mdash;on to a clean plate on the table, and got some potatoes
+ into a dish; for Chatswood had told her that her first and longest and
+ favourite stepson was not far behind him with the bullock team. Before she
+ had finished the potatoes she heard the clock-clock of heavy wheels and
+ the crack of the bullock whip coming along the dark bush track.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the very next morning a man riding back from Croydon called, and stuck
+ his head under the veranda eaves with a bush greeting, and she told him
+ all about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He straightened up, and tickled the back of his head with his little
+ finger, and gaped at her for a minute.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that wasn&rsquo;t no excise officer. I know him well&mdash;I
+ was drinking with him at the Royal last night afore we went to bed, an&rsquo;
+ had a nip with him this morning afore we started. Why! that&rsquo;s Bobby
+ Howell, Burns and Bridges&rsquo; traveller, an&rsquo; a good sort when he wakes up,
+ an&rsquo; willin&rsquo; with the money when he does good biz, especially when there&rsquo;s
+ a chanst of a drink on a long road on a dark night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That Harry Chatswood again! The infernal villain,&rdquo; she cried, with a jerk
+ of her arm. &ldquo;But I&rsquo;ll be even with him, the dirrty blaggard. An&rsquo; to think&mdash;I
+ always knew Old Jack was a white man an&rsquo;&mdash;to think! There&rsquo;s fourteen
+ shillin&rsquo;s gone that Old Jack would have paid me, an&rsquo; the traveller was
+ good for three shillin&rsquo;s f&rsquo;r the nips, an&rsquo;&mdash;but Old Jack will pay me
+ next time, and I&rsquo;ll be even with Harry Chatswood, the dirrty mail carter.
+ I&rsquo;ll take it out of him in parcels&mdash;I&rsquo;ll be even with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She never saw Old Jack again with fourteen shillings, but she got even
+ with Harry Chatswood, and&mdash;But I&rsquo;ll tell you about that some other
+ time. Time for a last smoke before we turn in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MATESHIP IN SHAKESPEARE&rsquo;S ROME
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ How we do misquote sayings, or misunderstand them when quoted rightly! For
+ instance, we &ldquo;wait for something to turn up, like Micawber,&rdquo; careless or
+ ignorant of the fact that Micawber worked harder than all the rest put
+ together for the leading characters&rsquo; sakes; he was the chief or only
+ instrument in straightening out of the sadly mixed state of things&mdash;and
+ he held his tongue till the time came. Moreover&mdash;and &ldquo;<i>Put a pin in
+ that spot, young man</i>,&rdquo; as Dr &ldquo;Yark&rdquo; used to say&mdash;when there came
+ a turn in the tide of the affairs of Micawber, he took it at the flood,
+ and it led on to fortune. He became a hardworking settler, a pioneer&mdash;a
+ respected early citizen and magistrate in this bright young Commonwealth
+ of ours, my masters!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, by the way, and strictly between you and me, I have a shrewd
+ suspicion that Uriah Heep wasn&rsquo;t the only cad in David Copperfield.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Brutus, the originator of the saying, took the tide at the flood, and it
+ led him and his friends on to death, or&mdash;well, perhaps, under the
+ circumstances, it was all the same to Brutus and his old mate, Cassius.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ And this, my masters, brings me home,
+ Bush-born bard, to Ancient Rome.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And there&rsquo;s little difference in the climate, or the men&mdash;save in the
+ little matter of ironmongery&mdash;and no difference at all in the women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We&rsquo;ll pass over the accident that happened to Caesar. Such accidents had
+ happened to great and little Caesars hundreds of times before, and have
+ happened many times since, and will happen until the end of time, both in
+ &ldquo;sport&rdquo; (in plays) and in earnest:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: ....How many ages hence
+ Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
+ In states unborn and accents yet unknown?
+
+ Brutus: How many times shall Caesar bleed in sport,
+ That now at Pompey&rsquo;s basis lies along
+ No worthier than the dust!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Shakespeare hadn&rsquo;t Australia and George Rignold in his mind&rsquo;s eye when he
+ wrote that.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: So oft as that shall be,
+ So often shall the knot of us be call&rsquo;d
+ The men that gave their country liberty.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Well, be that as it will, I&rsquo;m with Brutus too, irrespective of the merits
+ of the case. Antony spoke at the funeral, with free and generous
+ permission, and see what he made of it. And why shouldn&rsquo;t I? and see what
+ I&rsquo;ll make of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antony, after sending abject and uncalled-for surrender, and grovelling
+ unasked in the dust to Brutus and his friends as no straight mate should
+ do for another, dead or alive&mdash;and after taking the blood-stained
+ hands of his alleged friend&rsquo;s murderers&mdash;got permission to speak. To
+ speak for his own ends or that paltry, selfish thing called &ldquo;revenge,&rdquo; be
+ it for one&rsquo;s self or one&rsquo;s friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Brutus, I want a word with you,&rdquo; whispered Cassius. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t let him speak!
+ You don&rsquo;t know how he might stir up the mob with what he says.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Brutus had already given his word:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Antony: That&rsquo;s all I seek:
+ And am moreover suitor that I may
+ Produce his body to the market place,
+ And in the pulpit, as becomes a friend,
+ Speak in the order of his funeral.
+
+ Brutus: You shall, Mark Antony.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And now, strong in his right, as he thinks, and trusting to the honour of
+ Antony, he only stipulates that he (Brutus) shall go on to the platform
+ first and explain things; and that Antony shall speak all the good he can
+ of Caesar, but not abuse Brutus and his friends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Antony (mark you) agrees and promises and breaks his promise
+ immediately afterwards. Maybe he was only gaining time for his good friend
+ Octavius Caesar, but time gained by such foul means is time lost through
+ all eternity. Did Mark think of these things years afterwards in Egypt
+ when he was doubly ruined and doubly betrayed to his good friend Octavius
+ by that hot, jealous, selfish, shallow, shifty, strumpet, Cleopatra, and
+ Octavius was after his scalp with a certainty of getting it? He did&mdash;and
+ he spoke of it, too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Brutus made his speech, a straightforward, manly speech in prose, and the
+ gist of the matter was that he did what he did (killed Caesar), not
+ because he loved Caesar less, but because he loved Rome more. And I
+ believe he told the simple honest truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he acts as Antony&rsquo;s chairman, or introducer, in a manly
+ straightforward manner, and then he goes off and leaves the stage to him,
+ which is another generous act; though it was lucky for Brutus, as it
+ happened afterwards, that he was out of the way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mark Antony gets all the limelight and blank verse. He had the &ldquo;gift of
+ the gab&rdquo; all right. Old Cassius referred to it later on in one of those
+ &ldquo;words-before-blows&rdquo; barneys they had on the battlefield where they hurt
+ each other a damned sight more with their tongues than they did with their
+ swords afterwards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We&rsquo;ve all heard of Antony&rsquo;s speech:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Which was a lie to start with.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The evil that men do lives after them,
+ The good is oft interred with their bones.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Which is not so true in these days of newspapers and magazines. And so on.
+ He says that Brutus and his friends are honourable men about nine times in
+ his short speech. Now, was Mark Antony an honourable man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then the flap-doodle about dead Caesar&rsquo;s wounds, and their poor dumb
+ mouths, and the people kissing them, and dipping their handkerchiefs in
+ his sacred blood. All worthy of our Purves trying to pump tears out of a
+ jury.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it fetched the crowd; it always did, it always has done, it always
+ does, and it always will do. And the hint of Caesar&rsquo;s will, and the open
+ abuse of Brutus and Co. when he saw that he was safe, and the cheap
+ anti-climax of the reading of the will. Nothing in this line can be too
+ cheap for the crowd, as witness the melodramas of our own civilized and
+ enlightened times.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antony was a noble Purves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the mob rushed off to burn houses, as it has always done, and will
+ always do when it gets a chance&mdash;it tried to burn mine more than
+ once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The quarrel scene between Brutus and Cassius is one of the best scenes in
+ Shakespeare. It is great from the sublime to the ridiculous&mdash;you must
+ read it for yourself. It seems that Brutus objected to Cassius&rsquo;s, or one
+ of his off-side friends&rsquo; methods of raising the wind&mdash;he reckoned it
+ was one of the very things they killed Julius Caesar for; and Cassius,
+ loving Brutus more than a brother, is very much hurt about it. I can&rsquo;t
+ make out what the trouble really was about and I don&rsquo;t suppose either
+ Cassius or Brutus was clear as to what it was all about either. It&rsquo;s
+ generally the way when friends fall out. It seems also that Brutus thinks
+ that Cassius refused to lend him a few quid to pay his legions, and, you
+ know, it&rsquo;s an unpardonable crime for one mate to refuse another a few quid
+ when he&rsquo;s in a hole; but it seems that the messenger was but a fool who
+ brought Cassius&rsquo;s answer back. It is generally the messenger who is to
+ blame, when friends make it up after a quarrel that was all their own
+ fault. Messengers had an uncomfortable time in those days, as witness the
+ case of the base slave who had to bring Cleopatra the news of Antony&rsquo;s
+ marriage with Octavia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the quarrel scene is great for its deep knowledge of the hearts of men
+ in matters of man to man&mdash;of man friend to man friend&mdash;and it is
+ as humanly simple as a barney between two old bush mates that threatens to
+ end in a bloody fist-fight and separation for life, but chances to end in
+ a beer. This quarrel threatened to end in the death of either Brutus or
+ Cassius or a set-to between their two armies, just at the moment when they
+ all should have been knit together against the forces of Mark Antony and
+ Octavius Caesar; but it ended in a beer, or its equivalent, a bowl of
+ wine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Earlier in the quarrel, where Brutus asks why, after striking down the
+ foremost man in all the world for supporting land agents and others,
+ should they do the same thing and contaminate their fingers with base
+ bribes?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I&rsquo;d rather be a dog and bay the moon,
+ Than such a Roman.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Cassius says:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus, bait not me
+ I&rsquo;ll not endure it: you forget yourself,
+ To hedge me in; I am a soldier, I,
+ Older in practice, abler than yourself
+ To make conditions.
+
+ Brutus: Go to, you are not, Cassius.
+
+ Cassius: I am.
+
+ Brutus: I say you are not.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And so they get to it again until:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: Is it come to this?
+
+ Brutus: You say you are a better soldier:
+ Let it appear so; make your vaunting true,
+ And it shall please me well: for mine own part,
+ I shall be glad to learn of noble men.
+
+ Cassius: You wrong me every way; you wrong me, Brutus;
+ I said, an elder soldier, not a better.
+ Did I say better?
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ (What big boys they were&mdash;and what big boys we all are!)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: If you did, I care not.
+
+ Cassius: When Caesar lived he durst not thus have moved me.
+
+ Brutus: Peace, peace! you durst not thus have tempted him.
+
+ Cassius: I durst not!
+
+ Brutus: No.
+
+ Cassius: What! Durst not tempt him!
+
+ Brutus: For your life you durst not.
+
+ Cassius: Do not presume too much upon my love;
+ I may do that I shall be sorry for.
+
+ Brutus: You have done that you should be sorry for.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And so on till he gets to the matter of the refused quids, which is
+ cleared up at the expense of the messenger.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: .... Brutus hath rived my heart
+ A friend should bear his friend&rsquo;s infirmities,
+ But Brutus makes mine greater than they are.
+
+ Brutus: I do not, till you practise them on me.
+
+ Cassius: You love me not.
+
+ Brutus: I do not like your faults.
+
+ Cassius: A friendly eye could never see such faults.
+
+ Brutus: A flatterer&rsquo;s would not, though they do appear
+ As huge as high Olympus.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Then Cassius lets himself go. He calls on Antony and young Octavius and
+ all the rest of &lsquo;em to come and be revenged on him alone, for he&rsquo;s tired
+ of the world (&ldquo;Cassius is aweary of the world,&rdquo; he says). He&rsquo;s hated by
+ one he loves (that&rsquo;s Brutus). He&rsquo;s braved by his &ldquo;brother&rdquo; (Brutus),
+ checked like a bondman, and Brutus keeps an eye on all his faults and puts
+ &lsquo;em down in a note-book, and learns &lsquo;em over and gets &lsquo;em off by memory to
+ cast in his teeth. He offers Brutus his dagger and bare breast and wants
+ Brutus to take out his heart, which, he says, is richer than all the quids&mdash;or
+ rather gold&mdash;which Brutus said he wouldn&rsquo;t lend him. He wants Brutus
+ to strike him as he did Caesar, for he reckons that when Brutus hated
+ Caesar worst he loved him far better than ever he loved Cassius.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Remember these men were Southerners, like ourselves, not cold-blooded
+ Northerners&mdash;and, in spite of the seemingly effeminate Italian
+ temperament, as brave as our men were at Elands River. The reason of
+ Brutus&rsquo;s seeming coldness and hardness during the quarrel is set forth in
+ a startling manner later on, as only the greatest poet in this world could
+ do it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Brutus tells him kindly to put up his pig-sticker (and button his shirt)
+ and he could be just as mad or good-tempered as he liked, and do what he
+ liked, Brutus wouldn&rsquo;t mind him:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ .... Dishonour shall be humour.
+ O Cassius, you are yoked with a lamb
+ That carries anger as the flint bears fire,
+ Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spark
+ And straight is cold again.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whereupon Cassius weeps because he thinks Brutus is laughing at him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Hath Cassius lived
+ To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus,
+ When grief and blood ill-temper&rsquo;d vexeth him.
+
+ Brutus: When I spoke that, I was ill-temper&rsquo;d too.
+
+ Cassius: Do you confess so much? Give me your hand.
+
+ Brutus: And my heart too.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Then Cassius explains that he got his temper from his mother (as I did
+ mine).
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: O Brutus!
+
+ Brutus: What&rsquo;s the matter? [Shakespeare should have added `now.&lsquo;]
+
+ Cassius: Have not you love enough to bear with me,
+ When that rash humour which my mother gave me
+ Makes me forgetful?
+
+ Brutus: Yes, Cassius, and from henceforth,
+ When you are over-earnest with your Brutus,
+ He&rsquo;ll think your mother chides, and leave you so.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And all this on the brink of disaster and death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But here comes a rare touch, and we might as well quote it in full.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mind you, I am following Shakespeare, and not history, which is mostly
+ lies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A great poet&rsquo;s instinct might be nearer the truth; after all. Of course
+ scholars know that Macbeth (or Macbethad) reigned for upwards of twenty
+ years in Scotland a wise and a generous king&mdash;so much so that he was
+ called &ldquo;Macbathad the Liberal,&rdquo; and it was Duncan who found his way to the
+ throne by way of murder; but it didn&rsquo;t fit in with Shakespeare&rsquo;s plans,
+ and&mdash;anyway that&rsquo;s only a little matter between the ghosts of Bill
+ and Mac which was doubtless fixed up long ago. More likely they thought it
+ such a one-millionth part of a trifle that they never dreamed of thinking
+ of mentioning it.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ (Noise within.)
+
+ Poet (within): Let me go in to see the generals; There is some
+ grudge between &lsquo;em&mdash;&lsquo;tis not meet
+ They be alone.
+
+ Lucilius (within): You shall not come to them.
+
+ Poet (within): Nothing but death shall stay me.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ (&ldquo;Within&rdquo; in this case is, of course, without&mdash;outside the tent where
+ Lucilius and Titinius are on guard.)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Enter POET.
+
+ Cassius: How now! What&rsquo;s the matter?
+
+ Poet: For shame, you generals! What do you mean?
+ Love, and be friends, as two such men should be:
+ For I have seen more years, I&rsquo;m sure, than ye.
+
+ Cassius: Ha, ha! how vilely doth this cynic rhyme!
+
+ Brutus: Get you hence, sirrah; saucy fellow, hence!
+
+ Cassius: Bear with him, Brutus; &lsquo;tis his fashion.
+
+ Brutus: I&rsquo;ll know his humour when he knows his time:
+ What should the wars do with these jingling fools?
+ Companion, hence!
+
+ Cassius: Away, away, be gone!
+
+ (Exit POET.)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall inherit a black eye (<i>Lawson</i>).
+ Shakespeare was ever rough on poets&mdash;but stay! Consider that this
+ great world of Rome and all the men and women in it were created by a
+ &ldquo;jingling fool&rdquo; and a master of bad&mdash;not to say execrable&mdash;rhymes,
+ and his name was William Shakespeare. You need to sit down and think
+ awhile after that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Brutus sends Lucilius and Titinius to bid the commanders lodge their
+ companies for the night, and then all come to him. Then he gives Cassius a
+ shock and strikes him to the heart for his share in the quarrel. It is
+ almost directly after the row, when they have kicked out the &ldquo;jingling
+ fool&rdquo; of a poet. Cassius does not know that Brutus has to-day received
+ news of the death, in Rome, of his good and true wife Portia, who, during
+ a fit of insanity, brought on by her grief and anxiety for Brutus, and in
+ the absence of her attendant, has poisoned herself&mdash;or &ldquo;swallowed
+ fire,&rdquo; as Shakespeare has it.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus (to Lucius, his servant): Lucius, a bowl of wine!
+ Cassius: I did not think you could have been so angry.
+ Brutus: O Cassius, I am sick of many griefs.
+
+ Cassius: Of your philosophy you make no use,
+ If you give place to accidental evils.
+
+ Brutus: No man bears sorrow better:&mdash;Portia is dead.
+
+ Cassius: Ha! Portia!
+
+ Brutus: She is dead.
+
+ Cassius: How &lsquo;scaped I killing when I cross&rsquo;d you so!
+ O insupportable and touching loss!
+ Upon what sickness?
+
+ Brutus: Impatient of my absence,
+ And grief that young Octavius with Mark Antony
+ Have made themselves so strong: for with her death
+ That tidings came; with this she fell distract,
+ And, her attendants absent, swallowed fire.
+
+ Cassius: And died so?
+
+ Brutus: Even so.
+
+ Cassius: O, ye immortal gods!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ (Enter Lucius, with a jar of wine, a goblet, and a taper.)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Speak no more of her. Give me a bowl of wine:
+ In this I bury all unkindness, Cassius.
+ (Drinks.)
+
+ Cassius: My heart is thirsty for that noble pledge.
+ Fill, Lucius, till the wine o&rsquo;erswell the cup;
+ I cannot drink too much of Brutus&rsquo; love.
+ (Drinks.)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ You ought to read that scene carefully. It will do no one any harm. It did
+ me a lot of good one time, when I was about to quarrel with a friend whose
+ heart was sick with many griefs that I knew nothing of at the time. You
+ never know what&rsquo;s behind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Titinius and Messala come in, and proceed to discuss the situation.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Come in, Titinius!! Welcome, good Messala.
+ Now sit we close about this taper here,
+ And call in question our necessities.
+
+ Cassius (on whom the wine seems to have taken some effect):
+ Portia, art thou gone?
+
+ Brutus: No more, I pray you.
+ Messala, I have here received letters,
+ That young Octavius and Mark Antony
+ Come down upon us with a mighty power,
+ Bending their expedition towards Philippi.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Messala has also letters to the same purpose, and they have likewise news
+ of the murder, or execution, of upwards of a hundred senators in Rome.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: Cicero one!
+ Messala: Cicero is dead.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Poor Brutus! His heart had cause to be sick of many griefs that day.
+ Messala thinks he has news to break, and Brutus draws him out. How many
+ and many a man and woman, with a lump in the throat, have broken sad and
+ bad news since that day, and started out to do it in the same old gentle
+ way:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Messala: Had you your letters from your wife, my lord?
+
+ Brutus: No, Messala.
+
+ Messala: Nor nothing in your letters writ of her?
+
+ Brutus: Nothing, Messala.
+
+ Messala: That, methinks, is strange.
+
+ Brutus: Why ask you? Hear you aught of her in yours?
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Maybe it strikes Messala like a flash that Brutus is in no need of any
+ more bad news just now, and it had better be postponed till after the
+ battle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Messala: No, my lord.
+
+ Brutus: Now, as you are a Roman, tell me true.
+
+ Messala: Then like a Roman bear the truth I tell:
+ For certain she is dead, and by strange manner.
+
+ Brutus: Why, farewell, Portia. We must die, Messala:
+ With meditating that she must die once
+ I have the patience to endure it now.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Poor Messala comes to the scratch again rather lamely with a little weak
+ flattery: &ldquo;Even so great men great losses should endure;&rdquo; and Cassius
+ says, rather mixedly&mdash;it might have been the wine&mdash;that he has
+ as much strength in bearing trouble as Brutus has, and yet he couldn&rsquo;t
+ bear it so.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I have as much of this in art as you,
+ But yet my nature could not bear it so.
+
+ Brutus: Well, to our work alive. What do you think
+ Of marching on Philippi presently?
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Brutus was a strong man. Portia&rsquo;s spirit must bide a while. They discuss a
+ plan of campaign. Cassius is for waiting for the enemy to seek them and so
+ get through his tucker and knock his men up, while they rest in a good
+ position; but Brutus argues that the enemy will gather up the country
+ people between Philippi and their camp and come on refreshed with added
+ numbers and courage, and it would be better for them to meet him at
+ Philippi with these people at their back. The politics or inclination of
+ the said country people didn&rsquo;t matter in those days. &ldquo;There is a tide in
+ the affairs of men&rdquo;&mdash;and so they decide to take it at the flood and
+ float high on to the rocks at Philippi. Ah well, it led on to immortality,
+ if it didn&rsquo;t to fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, there&rsquo;s no more to say. Brutus thinks that the main thing now is a
+ little rest&mdash;in which you&rsquo;ll agree with him; and he sends for his
+ night-shirt.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Good night, Titinius: noble, noble Cassius,
+ Good night, and good repose!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That old fool of a Cassius&mdash;remorseful old smooth-bore&mdash;is still
+ a bit maudlin&mdash;maybe he had another swig at the wine when Shakespeare
+ wasn&rsquo;t looking.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: O my dear brother!
+ This was an ill beginning of the night
+ Never come such division &lsquo;tween our souls!
+ Let it not, Brutus.
+
+ Brutus: Everything is well.
+
+ Cassius: Good night, my lord.
+
+ Brutus: Good sight, good brother.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Titinius and Messala: Good night, Lord Brutus.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Farewell, every one.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And Cassius is the man whom Caesar denounced as having a lean and hungry
+ look: &ldquo;Let me have men about me that are fat... such men are dangerous.&rdquo;
+ (Mr Archibald held with that&mdash;and he had a lean, if not a hungry,
+ look too.) When Antony put in a word for Cassius, Caesar said that he
+ wished he was fatter anyhow. &ldquo;He thinks too much,&rdquo; Caesar said to Antony.
+ He read a lot; he could look through men; he never went to the theatre,
+ and heard no music; he never smiled except as if grinning sarcastically at
+ himself for &ldquo;being moved to smile at anything.&rdquo; Caesar said that such men
+ were never at heart&rsquo;s ease while they could see a bigger man than
+ themselves, and therefore such men were dangerous. &ldquo;Come on my right hand,
+ for this ear is deaf, and tell me truly what thou think&rsquo;st of him.&rdquo;
+ (That&rsquo;s a touch, for deafness in people affected that way is usually
+ greater in the left ear.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Lucilius returned from taking a message from Brutus to Cassius <i>re</i>
+ the loan of the fivers aforementioned and other matters&mdash;and before
+ the arrival of Cassius with his horse and foot, and the quarrel&mdash;Brutus
+ asked Lucilius what sort of a reception he had, and being told &ldquo;With
+ courtesy and respect enough,&rdquo; he remarked, &ldquo;Thou hast described a hot
+ friend cooling,&rdquo; and so on. But Cassius will cool no more until death
+ cools him to-morrow at Philippi.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rare gentleness of Brutus&rsquo;s character&mdash;and of the characters of
+ thousands of other bosses in trouble&mdash;is splendidly, and ah! so
+ softly, pictured in the tent with his servants after the departure of the
+ others. It is a purely domestic scene without a hint of home, women, or
+ children&mdash;save that they themselves are big children. The scene now
+ has the atmosphere of a soft, sad nightfall, after a long, long, hot and
+ weary day full of toil and struggle and trouble&mdash;though it is really
+ well on towards morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lucius comes in with the gown. Brutus says, &ldquo;Give me the gown,&rdquo; and asks
+ where his (Lucius&rsquo;s) musical instrument is, and Lucius replies that it&rsquo;s
+ here in the tent. Brutus notices that he speaks drowsily. &ldquo;Poor knave, I
+ blame thee not, thou are o&rsquo;er-watched.&rdquo; He tells him to call Claudius and
+ some other of his men: &ldquo;I&rsquo;d have them sleep on cushions in my tent.&rdquo; They
+ come. He tells them he might have to send them on business by and by to
+ his &ldquo;brother&rdquo; Cassius, and bids them lie down and sleep, calling them
+ sirs. They say they&rsquo;ll stand and watch his pleasure. &ldquo;I will not have it
+ so; lie down, good sirs.&rdquo; He finds, in the pocket of his gown, a book he&rsquo;d
+ been hunting high and low for&mdash;and had evidently given Lucius a warm
+ time about&mdash;and he draws Lucius&rsquo;s attention to the fact:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Look, Lucius, here&rsquo;s the book I sought for so:
+ I put it in the pocket of my gown.
+
+ Lucius: I was sure your lordship did not give it to me.
+
+ Brutus: Bear with me, good boy, I am much forgetful, etc.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He asks Lucius if he can hold up his heavy eyes and touch his instrument a
+ strain or two. But better give it all&mdash;it&rsquo;s not long:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Lucius: Ay, my lord, an&rsquo;t please you.
+
+ Brutus: It does, my boy:
+ I trouble thee too much, but thou art willing.
+
+ Lucius: It is my duty, sir.
+
+ Brutus: I should not urge thy duty past thy might;
+ I know young bloods look for a time of rest.
+
+ Lucius: I have slept, my lord, already.
+
+ Brutus: It was well done; and thou shalt sleep again;
+ I will not hold thee long: if I do live,
+ I will be good to thee. (Music, and a song.)
+ This is a sleepy tune. O murderous slumber,
+ Lay&rsquo;st thou thy leaden mace upon my boy
+ That plays thee music? Gentle knave, good-night;
+ I will not do thee so much wrong to wake thee:
+ If thou dost nod, thou break&rsquo;st thy instrument;
+ I&rsquo;ll take it from thee; and, good boy, good-night.
+ Let me see, let me see; is not the leaf turn&rsquo;d down
+ Where I left reading? Here it is, I think.
+ (He sits down.)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A man for all time! How natural it all reads! You must remember that he is
+ a tired man after a long, strenuous day such as none of us ever know. The
+ fate of Rome and his&mdash;a much smaller matter&mdash;are hanging on the
+ balance, and tomorrow will decide; but he is so mind-dulled and
+ shoulder-weary under the tremendous burden of great things and of many
+ griefs that he is almost apathetic; and over all is the cloud of a loss
+ that he has not yet had time to realize. He is self-hypnotized, so to
+ speak, and his mind mercifully dulled for the moment on the Sea of
+ Fatalism.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Enter GHOST of CAESAR
+
+ Brutus: How ill this taper burns! Ha! who comes here?
+ I think it is the weakness of mine eyes
+ That shapes this monstrous apparition.
+ It comes upon me. Art thou any thing?
+ Art thou some god, some angel, or some devil
+ That makest my blood cold, and my hair to stare?
+ Speak to me what thou art!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ His very &ldquo;scare,&rdquo; or rather his cold blood and staring hair are as things
+ apart, to be analysed and explained quickly and put aside.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ghost: Thy evil spirit, Brutus.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That was frank enough, anyway.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Why comest thou?
+
+ Ghost: To tell thee thou shalt see me at Philippi.
+
+ Brutus: Well; then I shall see thee again?
+
+ Ghost: Ay, at Philippi.
+ (Vanishes.)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That was very satisfactory, so far. But Brutus, having taken heart, as he
+ says, would hold more talk with the &ldquo;ill spirit.&rdquo; A ghost always needs to
+ be taken quietly&mdash;it&rsquo;s no use getting excited and threshing round.
+ But Caesar&rsquo;s, being a new-chum ghost and bashful, was doubtless
+ embarrassed by his cool, matter-of-fact reception, and left. It didn&rsquo;t
+ matter much. They were to meet soon, above Philippi, on more level terms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I cannot get away from the idea that Caesar&rsquo;s ghost&rsquo;s visit was made
+ in a friendly spirit. Who knows? Perhaps Portia&rsquo;s spirit had sent it to
+ comfort Brutus: her own being prevented from going for some reason only
+ known to the immortal gods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Brutus wakes them all.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Lucius: The strings, my lord, are false.
+
+ Brutus: He thinks he is still at his instrument.
+ Lucius, awake!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And after questioning them as to whether they cried out in their sleep, or
+ saw anything, he bids the boy sleep again (it is easy for tired boys to
+ sleep at will in camp) and sends two of the others to Cassius to bid him
+ get his forces on the way early and he would follow.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Go and commend me to my brother Cassius;
+ Bid him set on his powers betimes before,
+ And we will follow.
+
+ Varro and Claudius: It shall be done, my lord.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For, being a wise soldier, as well as a brave and gentle one, he reckoned,
+ no doubt, that it would be best to have a strong man in the rear until the
+ field was actually reached, for the benefit of would-be deserters, and
+ unconsidered trifles of country people-and maybe for another reason not
+ totally disconnected with his erratic friend Cassius.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just one more scene, and a very different one, before we hurry on to the
+ end, as they have done to Philippi. It&rsquo;s the only scene in which those two
+ unlucky Romans, Cassius and Brutus, seem to score.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is during the barney, or as Shakespeare calls it, the &ldquo;parley&rdquo; before
+ the battle. Those parleys never seemed to do any good&mdash;except to make
+ matters worse, if I might put it like that: it&rsquo;s the same, under similar
+ circumstances, right up to to-day. Enter on one side Octavius Caesar, Mark
+ Antony, and their pals and army; and, on the other, Brutus and Cassius and
+ the friends and followers of their falling fortunes.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Words before blows: is it so, countrymen?
+
+ Octavius: Not that we love words better, as you do.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ You see, Octavius starts it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Brutus lays himself open:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Good words are better than bad strokes, Octavius.
+ Antony: In your bad strokes, Brutus, you give good words:
+ Witness the hole you made in Caesar&rsquo;s heart,
+ Crying, &ldquo;Long live! hail, Caesar!&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This is one for Brutus, though it contains a lie. But Cassius comes to the
+ rescue:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: Antony,
+ The posture of your blows are yet unknown,
+ But, for your words, they rob the Hybla bees
+ And leave them honeyless.
+
+ Antony: Not stingless too.
+
+ Brutus: O, yes, and soundless too;
+ For you have stol&rsquo;n their buzzing, Antony,
+ And very wisely threat before you sting.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That was one for Antony, and he gets mad. &ldquo;Villains!&rdquo; he yells, and he
+ abuses them about their vile daggers hacking one another in the sides of
+ Caesar (a little matter that ought to be worn threadbare by now), and
+ calls them apes and hounds and bondmen and curs, and O, flatterers (which
+ seems to be worst of all in his opinion&mdash;for he isn&rsquo;t one, you know),
+ and damns &lsquo;em generally.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Cassius remarks, &ldquo;Flatterers!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Octavius breaks loose, and draws his Roman chopper and waves it
+ round, and spreads himself out over Caesar&rsquo;s three-and-thirty wounds&mdash;which
+ ought to be given a rest by this time, but only seem to be growing in
+ number&mdash;and swears that he won&rsquo;t put up said chopper till said wounds
+ are avenged,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Or till another Caesar
+ Have added slaughter to the sword of traitors.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Brutus says quietly that he cannot die by traitors unless he brings &lsquo;em
+ with him. (He sent one to Egypt later on.) Octavius says he hopes he
+ wasn&rsquo;t born to die on Brutus&rsquo;s sword; and Brutus says, in effect, that
+ even if he was any good he couldn&rsquo;t die more honourably.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: O, if thou wert the noblest of thy strain,
+ Young man, thou couldst not die more honourable.
+
+ Cassius: A peevish schoolboy, worthless of such honour,
+ Join&rsquo;d with a masker and a reveller!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Octavius calls off his dogs, and tells them to come on to-day if they
+ dare, or if not, when they have stomachs.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cassius: Why, now, blow wind, swell billow, and swim bark!
+ The storm is up, and all is on the hazard.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Yes, I reckon old Cassius (&ldquo;old&rdquo; in an affectionate sense) and Brutus came
+ out top dogs from that scrap anyway. And, yes, Antony <i>was</i> good at
+ orating. He was great at orating over dead men&mdash;especially dead
+ &ldquo;friends&rdquo; (as he called his rivals) and dead enemies. Brutus was &ldquo;the
+ noblest Roman of them all&rdquo; when Antony came across him stiff later on. Now
+ when I die&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Octavius, by the way, orated over Antony and his dusky hussy later on in
+ Egypt, and they were the most &ldquo;famous pair&rdquo; in the world. I wonder whether
+ the grim humour of it struck Octavius <i>then</i>: but then that young man
+ seemed to have but little brains and less humour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But now they go to see about settling the matter with ironmongery. You can
+ imagine the fight; the heat and the dust, for it was spring in a climate
+ like ours. The bullocking, sweating, grunting, slaughter, the crack and
+ clash and rattle as of fire-irons in a fender. The bad Latin language; the
+ running away and chasing <i>en masse</i> and by individuals. The mutual
+ pauses, the truces or spells&mdash;&ldquo;smoke-ho&rsquo;s&rdquo; we&rsquo;d call &lsquo;em&mdash;between
+ masses and individuals. The battered-in, lost, discarded or stolen
+ helmets; the blood-stained, dinted, and loosened armour with bits missing,
+ and the bloody and grotesque bandages. The confusion amongst the soldiers,
+ as it is to-day&mdash;the ignorance of one wing as to the fate of the
+ other, of one party as to the fate of the other, of one individual as to
+ the fate of another:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Ride, ride, Messala, ride, and give these bills [directions
+ to officers]
+ Unto the legions on the other side:
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Poor Cassius, routed and in danger of being surrounded, and thinking
+ Brutus is in the same plight, or a prisoner or dead&mdash;and that
+ Titinius is taken or killed&mdash;gets his bondman, whose life he once
+ saved, to kill him in return for his freedom.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Stand not to answer: here, take thou the hilts;
+ And when my face is cover &lsquo;d, as &lsquo;tis now,
+ Guide thou the sword.
+ Caesar, thou art revenged,
+ Even with the sword that kill&rsquo;d thee.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Good-bye, Cassius, old chap!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Titinius and Messala, coming too late, find Cassius dead; and Titinius,
+ being left alone while Messala takes the news to Brutus, kills himself
+ with Cassius&rsquo;s sword. Titinius, farewell!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Come Brutus and those that are left.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Where, where, Messala, doth his body lie?
+
+ Messala: Lo, yonder, and Titinius mourning it.
+
+ Brutus: Titinius&rsquo; face is upward.
+
+ Cato: He is slain.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Grim mates in a grim day in a grim hour. Then the cry of Brutus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ O Julius Caesar, thou art mighty yet!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But if he were, perhaps he only gathered old Cassius and Titinius to be
+ sure of their company with him and Brutus amongst the gods a little later.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Friends, I owe more tears
+ To this dead man than you shall see me pay.
+ I shall find time, Cassius, I shall find time.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And, after making arrangements for the removal of Cassius&rsquo;s body, they go
+ to try their fortunes in a second fight. Young Cato is killed and good
+ Lucilius taken. Comes Brutus beaten, with Dardanius his last friend, and
+ his three servants, Clitus, Strato, and Volumnius.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Come, poor remains of friends, rest on this rock.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Strato, exhausted, goes to sleep, as man can sleep during a battle; and
+ Brutus whispers the others, one after another, to kill him; but they are
+ shocked and refuse: &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll rather kill myself,&rdquo; &ldquo;I do such a deed?&rdquo; etc. He
+ begs Volumnius, his old schoolmate, to hold his sword-hilt while he runs
+ on it, for their love of old.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Volumnius: That&rsquo;s not the office for a friend, my lord.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are alarums, and they urge him to fly, for it&rsquo;s no use stopping
+ there.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: Farewell to you; and you; and you, Volumnius.
+ Strato, thou hast been all this while asleep;
+ Farewell to thee too, Strato! Countrymen,
+ My heart doth joy that yet in all my life
+ I found so man but he was true to me.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Ye gods! but it&rsquo;s grand. I wish to our God that I could say as much&mdash;or
+ that man or woman [n]ever found me untrue. Could Antony say as much,
+ afterwards, in Egypt&mdash;or Octavius! with Antony then on his mind? Even
+ Antony&rsquo;s last man and servant failed him in the end, killing himself
+ rather than kill his master. But Strato&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are more alarums and voices calling to them to run. They urge Brutus
+ again, and he tells them to go and he&rsquo;ll follow. They all run except
+ Strato, who hesitates.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Brutus: I prithee, Strato, stay thou by thy lord:
+ Thou art a fellow of a good respect;
+ Thy life hath had some snatch of honour in it
+ Hold then my sword, and turn away thy face,
+ While I do run upon it. Wilt thou, Strato?
+
+ Strato: Give me your hand first: fare you well, my lord.
+
+ Brutus: Farewell, good Strato. Caesar, now be still:
+ I kill&rsquo;d not thee with half so good a will.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Brutus, good night!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I like Shakespeare&rsquo;s servants. They seem to show that he sprang from
+ servants or common people rather than from lords and masters, for he deals
+ with them very gently. It must be understood that servants, bond and free,
+ were born unto the same house and served it for generations; and so down
+ to modern England, where the old nurse and the tottering old gardener
+ often nursed and played with &ldquo;Master Will,&rdquo; when his father, the dead and
+ gone old squire, was a young man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ See where Timon&rsquo;s servants stand in the only patch of sunlight in that
+ black and bitter story:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Enter Flavius, with two or three SERVANTS.
+
+ 1 Serv.: Hear you, master steward, where&rsquo;s our master?
+ Are we undone? cast off? nothing remaining?
+
+ Flav.: Alack, my fellows, what should I say to you?
+ Let me be recorded by the righteous gods,
+ I am as poor as you.
+
+ 1 Serv.: Such a house broke!
+ So noble a master fall&rsquo;n! All gone! and not
+ One friend to take his fortune by the arm,
+ And go along with him!
+
+ 2 Serv.: As we do turn our backs
+ From our companion thrown into his grave,
+ So his familiars to his buried fortunes
+ Slink all away; leave their false vows with him,
+ Like empty purses pick&rsquo;d; and his poor self,
+ A dedicated beggar to the air,
+ With his disease of all-shunn&rsquo;d poverty,
+ Walks, like contempt, alone. More of our fellows.
+
+ Enter other Servants
+
+ Flav.: All broken implements of a ruin&rsquo;d house.
+
+ 3 Serv.: Yet do our hearts wear Timon&rsquo;s livery;
+ That see I by our faces; we are fellows still,
+ Serving alike in sorrow: leak&rsquo;d is our bark,
+ And we, poor mates, stand on the dying deck,
+ Hearing the surges threat; we must all part
+ Into this sea of air.
+
+ Flav.: Good fellows all,
+ The latest of my wealth I&rsquo;ll share amongst you.
+ Wherever we shall meet, for Timon&rsquo;s sake
+ Let&rsquo;s yet be fellows; let&rsquo;s shake our heads, and say,
+ As &lsquo;twere a knell unto our master&rsquo;s fortunes,
+ &ldquo;We have seen better days.&rdquo; Let each take some.
+ (Giving them money.)
+ Nay, put out all your hands. Not one word more:
+ Thus part we rich in sorrow, parting poor.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_NOTE" id="link2H_NOTE">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ Notes on Australianisms. Based on my own speech over the years, with
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ some checking in the dictionaries. Not all of these are peculiar to
+ Australian slang, but are important in Lawson&rsquo;s stories, and carry
+ overtones.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ barrackers: people who cheer for a sporting team, etc.
+ boko: crazy.
+ bushman/bushwoman: someone who lives an isolated existence, far from
+ cities, &ldquo;in the bush&rdquo;, &ldquo;outback&rdquo;. (today: &ldquo;bushy&rdquo;. In New
+ Zealand it is a timber getter. Lawson was sacked from a forestry
+ job in New Zealand, &ldquo;because he wasn&rsquo;t a bushman&rdquo;:-)
+ bushranger: an Australian ``highwayman&rsquo;&rsquo;, who lived in the `bush&rsquo;&mdash;
+ scrub&mdash;and attacked and robbed, especially gold carrying coaches
+ and banks. Romanticised as anti-authoritarian Robin Hood figures&mdash;
+ cf. Ned Kelly&mdash;but usually very violent.
+ US use was very different (more = explorer), though some
+ lexicographers think the word (along with &ldquo;bush&rdquo; in this sense)
+ was borrowed from the US...
+ churchyarder: Sounding as if dying&mdash;ready for the churchyard = cemetery
+ cobber: mate, friend. Used to be derived from Hebrew chaver via
+ Yiddish. General opinion now seems to be that it entered the
+ language too early for that&mdash;and an English etymology is preferred.
+ fiver: a five pound (sterling) note (or &ldquo;bill&rdquo;)
+ fossick: pick out gold, in a fairly desultory fashion. In old
+ &ldquo;mullock&rdquo; heaps or crvices in rocks.
+ jackaroo: (Jack + kangaroo; sometimes jackeroo)&mdash;someone, in early
+ days a new immigrant from England, learning to work on a
+ sheep/cattle station (U.S. &ldquo;ranch&rdquo;.)
+ kiddy: young child. &ldquo;kid&rdquo; plus ubiquitous Australia &ldquo;-y&rdquo; or &ldquo;-ie&rdquo;
+ nobbler: a drink, esp. of spirits
+ overlanding: driving (or, &ldquo;droving&rdquo;, cattle from pasture to market
+ or railhead.)
+ pannikin: a metal mug.
+ Pipeclay: or Eurunderee, Where Lawson spent much of his early life
+ (including his three years of school...
+ Poley: name for s hornless (or dehorned) cow.
+ skillion(-room): A &ldquo;lean-to&rdquo;, a room built up against the back of
+ some other building, with separate roof.
+ sliprails: portion of a fence where the rails are lossely fitted
+ so that they may be removed from one side and animal let through.
+ smoke-ho: a short break from, esp., heavy physical work, and those who
+ wish to can smoke.
+ sov.: sovereign, gold coin worth one pound sterling
+ splosh: money
+ Sqinny: nickname for someone with a squint.
+ Stousher: nickname for someone often in a fight (or &ldquo;stoush&rdquo;)
+ swagman (swaggy): Generally, anyone who is walking in the &ldquo;outback&rdquo;
+ with a swag. (See &ldquo;The Romance of the Swag&rdquo;.) Lawson also
+ restricts it at times to those whom he considers to be tramps,
+ not looking for work but for &ldquo;handouts&rdquo; (i.e., &ldquo;bums&rdquo; in US. In view
+ of the Great Depression, 1890->, perhaps unfairly. In 1892 it was
+ reckoned 1/3 men were out of work)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ GJC <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+
+
+
+
+
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