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- THE ANTIQUARY
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- BY SIR WALTER SCOTT
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- THE ANTIQUARY
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-<br><br>
-<h2>
- BY SIR WALTER SCOTT, BART.
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-VOLUME ONE
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_INTR">
-INTRODUCTION
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_0005">
-EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0001">
-CHAPTER FIRST.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0002">
-CHAPTER SECOND.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0003">
-CHAPTER THIRD.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0004">
-CHAPTER FOURTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0005">
-CHAPTER FIFTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0006">
-CHAPTER SIXTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0007">
-CHAPTER SEVENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0008">
-CHAPTER EIGHTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0009">
-CHAPTER NINTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0010">
-CHAPTER TENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0011">
-CHAPTER ELEVENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0012">
-CHAPTER TWELFTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0013">
-CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0014">
-CHAPTER FOURTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0015">
-CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0016">
-CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0017">
-CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0018">
-CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0019">
-CHAPTER NINETEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0020">
-CHAPTER TWENTIETH.
-</a></p>
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-CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.
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-Titlepage
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-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0004">
-Frontispiece
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0005">
-The Antiquary and Lovel&mdash;the Sanctum
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0006">
-Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0007">
-The Rescue of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0008">
-Eddie Ochiltree Visits Miss Wardour
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0009">
-Mrs. Heukbane and Mrs. Shortcake
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0010">
-St. Ruth (arbroath Abbey)
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-The Ruins of St. Ruth
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-<h2>Etching
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-The Antiquary and Lovel&mdash;Kinpurnes
-</td>
-<td>
-J. B. MacDonald
-</td>
-<td>
-T. J. Dagleish
-</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td>
-The Antiquary and Lovel&mdash;The Sanctum&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-</td>
-<td>
-Robert Herdman
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-<td>
-B. Dammon
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-Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
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-<td>
-J. MacWhirter
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-<td>
-Alex Ansted
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-Rescue of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
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-<td>
-Sam Bough
-</td>
-<td>
-C. de Billy
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-Edie Ochiltree visits Miss Wardour
-</td>
-<td>
-W. McTaggart
-</td>
-<td>
-C. O. Murray
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-Mrs. Heukbane and Mrs. Shortcake
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-<td>
-Original Etching by:
-</td>
-<td>
-George Cruikshank
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-</tr>
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-St. Ruth (Arbroath Abbey)
-</td>
-<td>
-Photo Etching by:
-</td>
-<td>
-John Andrew &amp; Son Co.
-</td>
-</tr>
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-<tr>
-<td>
-Ruins of St. Ruth
-</td>
-<td>
-Original Etching by:
-</td>
-<td>
-J. Moyr Smith
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-<h2>
- VOLUME ONE
-</h2>
-<pre>
- I knew Anselmo. He was shrewd and prudent,
- Wisdom and cunning had their shares of him;
- But he was shrewish as a wayward child,
- And pleased again by toys which childhood please;
- As&mdash;-book of fables, graced with print of wood,
- Or else the jingling of a rusty medal,
- Or the rare melody of some old ditty,
- That first was sung to please King Pepin's cradle
-</pre>
-<a name="2H_INTR"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
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-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- INTRODUCTION
-</h2>
-<p>
- The present work completes a series of fictitious narratives, intended to
- illustrate the manners of Scotland at three different periods. <i>Waverley</i>
- embraced the age of our fathers, <i>Guy Mannering</i> that of our own youth,
- and the <i>Antiquary</i> refers to the last ten years of the eighteenth
- century. I have, in the two last narratives especially, sought my
- principal personages in the class of society who are the last to feel the
- influence of that general polish which assimilates to each other the
- manners of different nations. Among the same class I have placed some of
- the scenes in which I have endeavoured to illustrate the operation of the
- higher and more violent passions; both because the lower orders are less
- restrained by the habit of suppressing their feelings, and because I
- agree, with my friend Wordsworth, that they seldom fail to express them
- in the strongest and most powerful language. This is, I think, peculiarly
- the case with the peasantry of my own country, a class with whom I have
- long been familiar. The antique force and simplicity of their language,
- often tinctured with the Oriental eloquence of Scripture, in the mouths
- of those of an elevated understanding, give pathos to their grief, and
- dignity to their resentment.
-</p>
-<p>
- I have been more solicitous to describe manners minutely than to arrange
- in any case an artificial and combined narrative, and have but to regret
- that I felt myself unable to unite these two requisites of a good Novel.
-</p>
-<p>
- The knavery of the adept in the following sheets may appear forced and
- improbable; but we have had very late instances of the force of
- superstitious credulity to a much greater extent, and the reader may be
- assured, that this part of the narrative is founded on a fact of actual
- occurrence.
-</p>
-<p>
- I have now only to express my gratitude to the Public for the
- distinguished reception which, they have given to works, that have little
- more than some truth of colouring to recommend them, and to take my
- respectful leave, as one who is not likely again to solicit their favour.
-</p>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
- To the above advertisement, which was prefixed to the first edition of
- the Antiquary, it is necessary in the present edition to add a few words,
- transferred from the Introduction to the Chronicles of the Canongate,
- respecting the character of Jonathan Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I may here state generally, that although I have deemed historical
- personages free subjects of delineation, I have never on any occasion
- violated the respect due to private life. It was indeed impossible that
- traits proper to persons, both living and dead, with whom I have had
- intercourse in society, should not have risen to my pen in such works as
- Waverley, and those which, followed it. But I have always studied to
- generalise the portraits, so that they should still seem, on the whole,
- the productions of fancy, though possessing some resemblance to real
- individuals. Yet I must own my attempts have not in this last particular
- been uniformly successful. There are men whose characters are so
- peculiarly marked, that the delineation of some leading and principal
- feature, inevitably places the whole person before you in his
- individuality. Thus the character of Jonathan Oldbuck in the Antiquary,
- was partly founded on that of an old friend of my youth, to whom I am
- indebted for introducing me to Shakspeare, and other invaluable favours;
- but I thought I had so completely disguised the likeness, that it could
- not be recognised by any one now alive. I was mistaken, however, and
- indeed had endangered what I desired should be considered as a secret;
- for I afterwards learned that a highly respectable gentleman, one of the
- few surviving friends of my father, and an acute critic, had said, upon
- the appearance of the work, that he was now convinced who was the author
- of it, as he recognised, in the Antiquary, traces of the character of a
- very intimate friend* of my father's family."
-</p>
-<p>
- * [The late George Constable of Wallace Craigie, near Dundee.]
-</p>
-<p>
- I have only farther to request the reader not to suppose that my late
- respected friend resembled Mr. Oldbuck, either in his pedigree, or the
- history imputed to the ideal personage. There is not a single incident in
- the Novel which is borrowed from his real circumstances, excepting the
- fact that he resided in an old house near a flourishing seaport, and that
- the author chanced to witness a scene betwixt him and the female
- proprietor of a stage-coach, very similar to that which commences the
- history of the Antiquary. An excellent temper, with a slight degree of
- subacid humour; learning, wit, and drollery, the more poignant that they
- were a little marked by the peculiarities of an old bachelor; a soundness
- of thought, rendered more forcible by an occasional quaintness of
- expression, were, the author conceives, the only qualities in which the
- creature of his imagination resembled his benevolent and excellent old
- friend.
-</p>
-<p>
- The prominent part performed by the Beggar in the following narrative,
- induces the author to prefix a few remarks of that character, as it
- formerly existed in Scotland, though it is now scarcely to be traced.
-</p>
-<p>
- Many of the old Scottish mendicants were by no means to be confounded
- with the utterly degraded class of beings who now practise that wandering
- trade. Such of them as were in the habit of travelling through a
- particular district, were usually well received both in the farmer's ha',
- and in the kitchens of the country gentlemen. Martin, author of the
- <i>Reliquiae Divi Sancti Andreae,</i> written in 1683, gives the following
- account of one class of this order of men in the seventeenth century, in
- terms which would induce an antiquary like Mr. Oldbuck to regret its
- extinction. He conceives them to be descended from the ancient bards, and
- proceeds:&mdash;-"They are called by others, and by themselves, Jockies, who
- go about begging; and use still to recite the Sloggorne (gathering-words
- or war-cries) of most of the true ancient surnames of Scotland, from old
- experience and observation. Some of them I have discoursed, and found to
- have reason and discretion. One of then told me there were not now above
- twelve of them in the whole isle; but he remembered when they abounded,
- so as at one time he was one of five that usually met at St. Andrews."
-</p>
-<p>
- The race of Jockies (of the above description) has, I suppose, been long
- extinct in Scotland; but the old remembered beggar, even in my own time,
- like the Baccoch, or travelling cripple of Ireland, was expected to merit
- his quarters by something beyond an exposition of his distresses. He was
- often a talkative, facetious fellow, prompt at repartee, and not withheld
- from exercising his powers that way by any respect of persons, his
- patched cloak giving him the privilege of the ancient jester. To be a
- <i>gude crack,</i> that is, to possess talents for conversation, was essential
- to the trade of a "puir body" of the more esteemed class; and Burns, who
- delighted in the amusement their discourse afforded, seems to have looked
- forward with gloomy firmness to the possibility of himself becoming one
- day or other a member of their itinerant society. In his poetical works,
- it is alluded to so often, as perhaps to indicate that he considered the
- consummation as not utterly impossible. Thus in the fine dedication of
- his works to Gavin Hamilton, he says,&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- And when I downa yoke a naig,
- Then, Lord be thankit, I can beg.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Again, in his Epistle to Davie, a brother Poet, he states, that in their
- closing career&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- The last o't, the warst o't,
- Is only just to beg.
-</pre>
-<p>
- And after having remarked, that
-</p>
-<pre>
- To lie in kilns and barns at e'en,
- When banes are crazed and blude is thin,
-</pre>
-<p>
- Is doubtless great distress; the bard reckons up, with true poetical
- spirit, the free enjoyment of the beauties of nature, which might
- counterbalance the hardship and uncertainty of the life, even of a
- mendicant. In one of his prose letters, to which I have lost the
- reference, he details this idea yet more seriously, and dwells upon it,
- as not ill adapted to his habits and powers.
-</p>
-<p>
- As the life of a Scottish mendicant of the eighteenth century seems to
- have been contemplated without much horror by Robert Burns, the author
- can hardly have erred in giving to Edie Ochiltree something of poetical
- character and personal dignity, above the more abject of his miserable
- calling. The class had, intact, some privileges. A lodging, such as it
- was, was readily granted to them in some of the out-houses, and the usual
- <i>awmous</i> (alms) of a handful of meal (called a <i>gowpen</i>) was scarce
- denied by the poorest cottager. The mendicant disposed these, according
- to their different quality, in various bags around his person, and thus
- carried about with him the principal part of his sustenance, which he
- literally received for the asking. At the houses of the gentry, his cheer
- was mended by scraps of broken meat, and perhaps a Scottish "twalpenny,"
- or English penny, which was expended in snuff or whiskey. In fact, these
- indolent peripatetics suffered much less real hardship and want of food,
- than the poor peasants from whom they received alms.
-</p>
-<p>
- If, in addition to his personal qualifications, the mendicant chanced to
- be a King's Bedesman, or Blue-Gown, he belonged, in virtue thereof, to
- the aristocracy of his order, and was esteemed a parson of great
- importance.
-</p>
-<p>
- These Bedesmen are an order of paupers to whom the Kings of Scotland were
- in the custom of distributing a certain alms, in conformity with the
- ordinances of the Catholic Church, and who where expected in return to
- pray for the royal welfare and that of the state. This order is still
- kept up. Their number is equal to the number of years which his Majesty
- has lived; and one Blue-Gown additional is put on the roll for every
- returning royal birth-day. On the same auspicious era, each Bedesman
- receives a new cloak, or gown of coarse cloth, the colour light blue,
- with a pewter badge, which confers on them the general privilege of
- asking alms through all Scotland,&mdash;all laws against sorning, masterful
- beggary, and every other species of mendicity, being suspended in favour
- of this privileged class. With his cloak, each receives a leathern purse,
- containing as many shillings Scots (videlicet, pennies sterling) as the
- sovereign is years old; the zeal of their intercession for the king's
- long life receiving, it is to be supposed, a great stimulus from their
- own present and increasing interest in the object of their prayers. On
- the same occasion one of the Royal Chaplains preaches a sermon to the
- Bedesmen, who (as one of the reverend gentlemen expressed himself) are
- the most impatient and inattentive audience in the world. Something of
- this may arise from a feeling on the part of the Bedesmen, that they are
- paid for their own devotions, not for listening to those of others. Or,
- more probably, it arises from impatience, natural, though indecorous in
- men bearing so venerable a character, to arrive at the conclusion of the
- ceremonial of the royal birth-day, which, so far as they are concerned,
- ends in a lusty breakfast of bread and ale; the whole moral and religious
- exhibition terminating in the advice of Johnson's "Hermit hoar" to his
- proselyte,
-</p>
-<pre>
- Come, my lad, and drink some beer.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Of the charity bestowed on these aged Bedesmen in money and clothing,
- there are many records in the Treasurer's accompts. The following
- extract, kindly supplied by Mr. Macdonald of the Register House, may
- interest those whose taste is akin to that of Jonathan Oldbuck of
- Monkbarns.
-</p>
-<h4>
- BLEW GOWNIS.
-</h4>
-<pre>
- In the Account of Sir Robert Melvill of Murdocarney,
- Treasurer-Depute of King James VI., there are the following Payments:&mdash;
-
- "Junij 1590.
-
- "Item, to Mr. Peter Young, Elimosinar, twentie four gownis of blew
- clayth, to be gevin to xxiiij auld men, according to the yeiris of his
- hienes age, extending to viii xx viii elnis clayth; price of the elne
- xxiiij <i>s. </i> Inde, ij <i>c</i>j <i>li. </i>xij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for sextene elnis bukrum to the saidis gownis, price of the elne x
- <i>s. </i> Inde, viij <i>li. </i>
-
- "Item, twentie four pursis, and in ilk purse twentie four schelling
- Inde, xxciij <i>li. </i> xvj <i>s. </i>
- "Item, the price of ilk purse iiij <i>d. </i> Inde, viij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for making of the saidis gownis viij <i>li.</i>"
-
- In the Account of John, Earl of Mar, Great Treasurer of Scotland, and of
- Sir Gideon Murray of Enbank, Treasurer-Depute, the Blue-Gowns also appear
- thus:&mdash;
-
-
- "Junij 1617.
-
- "Item, to James Murray, merchant, for fyftene scoir sex elnis and aine
- half elne of blew claith to be gownis to fyftie ane aigeit men, according
- to the yeiris of his Majesteis age, at xl <i>s. </i> the elne
- Inde, vj <i>c</i> xiij <i>li. </i>
-
- "Item, to workmen for careing the blewis to James Aikman, tailyeour, his
- hous xiij <i>s. </i> iiij <i>d. </i>
-
- "Item, for sex elnis and ane half of harden to the saidis gownis, at vj
- <i>s. </i> viij <i>d. </i> the elne Inde, xliij <i>s. </i>iiij <i>d. </i>
-
- "Item, to the said workmen for careing of the gownis fra the said James
- Aikman's hous to the palace of Halyrudehous xviij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for making the saidis fyftie ane gownis, at xij <i>s. </i> the peice
- Inde, xxx <i>li. </i>xij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for fyftie ane pursis to the said puire menlj <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, to Sir Peter Young, li <i>s. </i> to be put in everie ane of the saidis
- ljpursis to the said poore men j <i>c</i>xxxl jj <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, to the said Sir Peter, to buy breid and drink to the said puir men
- vj <i>li. </i>xiij <i>s. </i>iiij <i>d. </i>
-
- "Item, to the said Sir Peter, to be delt amang uther puire folk j <i>c</i>li.
-
- "Item, upoun the last day of Junii to Doctor Young, Deane of Winchester,
- Elimozinar Deput to his Majestic, twentie fyve pund sterling, to be gevin
- to the puir be the way in his Majesteis progress Inde, iij <i>c li.</i>"
-</pre>
-
-<p>
- I have only to add, that although the institution of King's Bedesmen
- still subsists, they are now seldom to be seen on the streets of
- Edinburgh, of which their peculiar dress made them rather a
- characteristic feature.
-</p>
-<p>
- Having thus given an account of the genus and species to which Edie
- Ochiltree appertains, the author may add, that the individual he had in
- his eye was Andrew Gemmells, an old mendicant of the character described,
- who was many years since well known, and must still be remembered, in the
- vales of Gala, Tweed, Ettrick, Yarrow, and the adjoining country.
-</p>
-<p>
- The author has in his youth repeatedly seen and conversed with Andrew,
- but cannot recollect whether he held the rank of Blue-Gown. He was a
- remarkably fine old figure, very tall, and maintaining a soldierlike or
- military manner and address. His features were intelligent, with a
- powerful expression of sarcasm. His motions were always so graceful, that
- he might almost have been suspected of having studied them; for he might,
- on any occasion, have, served as a model for an artist, so remarkably
- striking were his ordinary attitudes. Andrew Gemmells had little of the
- cant of his calling; his wants were food and shelter, or a trifle of
- money, which he always claimed, and seemed to receive as his due. He,
- sung a good song, told a good story, and could crack a severe jest with
- all the acumen of Shakespeare's jesters, though without using, like them,
- the cloak of insanity. It was some fear of Andrew's satire, as much as a
- feeling of kindness or charity, which secured him the general good
- reception which he enjoyed everywhere. In fact, a jest of Andrew
- Gemmells, especially at the expense of a person of consequence, flew
- round the circle which he frequented, as surely as the bon-mot of a man
- of established character for wit glides through the fashionable world,
- Many of his good things are held in remembrance, but are generally too
- local and personal to be introduced here.
-</p>
-<p>
- Andrew had a character peculiar to himself among his tribe for aught I
- ever heard. He was ready and willing to play at cards or dice with any
- one who desired such amusement. This was more in the character of the
- Irish itinerant gambler, called in that country a "carrow," than of the
- Scottish beggar. But the late Reverend Doctor Robert Douglas, minister of
- Galashiels, assured the author, that the last time he saw Andrew
- Gemmells, he was engaged in a game at brag with a gentleman of fortune,
- distinction, and birth. To preserve the due gradations of rank, the party
- was made at an open window of the chateau, the laird sitting on his chair
- in the inside, the beggar on a stool in the yard; and they played on the
- window-sill. The stake was a considerable parcel of silver. The author
- expressing some surprise, Dr. Douglas observed, that the laird was no
- doubt a humourist or original; but that many decent persons in those
- times would, like him, have thought there was nothing extraordinary in
- passing an hour, either in card-playing or conversation, with Andrew
- Gemmells.
-</p>
-<p>
- This singular mendicant had generally, or was supposed to have, much
- money about his person, as would have been thought the value of his life
- among modern foot-pads. On one occasion, a country gentleman, generally
- esteemed a very narrow man, happening to meet Andrew, expressed great
- regret that he had no silver in his pocket, or he would have given him
- sixpence.&mdash;"I can give you change for a note, laird," replied Andrew.
-</p>
-<p>
- Like most who have arisen to the head of their profession, the modern
- degradation which mendicity has undergone was often the subject of
- Andrew's lamentations. As a trade, he said, it was forty pounds a-year
- worse since he had first practised it. On another occasion he observed,
- begging was in modern times scarcely the profession of a gentleman; and
- that, if he had twenty sons, he would not easily be induced to breed one
- of them up in his own line. When or where this <i>laudator temporis acti</i>
- closed his wanderings, the author never heard with certainty; but most
- probably, as Burns says,
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;he died a cadger-powny's death,
- At some dike side.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The author may add another picture of the same kind as Edie Ochiltree and
- Andrew Gemmells; considering these illustrations as a sort of gallery,
- open to the reception of anything which may elucidate former manners, or
- amuse the reader.
-</p>
-<p>
- The author's contemporaries at the university of Edinburgh will probably
- remember the thin, wasted form of a venerable old Bedesman, who stood by
- the Potterrow-Port, now demolished, and, without speaking a syllable,
- gently inclined his head, and offered his hat, but with the least
- possible degree of urgency, towards each individual who passed. This man
- gained, by silence and the extenuated and wasted appearance of a palmer
- from a remote country, the same tribute which was yielded to Andrew
- Gemmells' sarcastic humour and stately deportment. He was understood to
- be able to maintain a son a student in the theological classes of the
- University, at the gate of which the father was a mendicant. The young
- man was modest and inclined to learning, so that a student of the same
- age, and whose parents where rather of the lower order, moved by seeing
- him excluded from the society of other scholars when the secret of his
- birth was suspected, endeavoured to console him by offering him some
- occasional civilities. The old mendicant was grateful for this attention
- to his son, and one day, as the friendly student passed, he stooped
- forward more than usual, as if to intercept his passage. The scholar drew
- out a halfpenny, which he concluded was the beggar's object, when he was
- surprised to receive his thanks for the kindness he had shown to Jemmie,
- and at the same time a cordial invitation to dine with them next
- Saturday, "on a shoulder of mutton and potatoes," adding, "ye'll put on
- your clean sark, as I have company." The student was strongly tempted to
- accept this hospitable proposal, as many in his place would probably have
- done; but, as the motive might have been capable of misrepresentation, he
- thought it most prudent, considering the character and circumstances of
- the old man, to decline the invitation.
-</p>
-<p>
- Such are a few traits of Scottish mendicity, designed to throw light on a
- Novel in which a character of that description plays a prominent part. We
- conclude, that we have vindicated Edie Ochiltree's right to the
- importance assigned him; and have shown, that we have known one beggar
- take a hand at cards with a person of distinction, and another give
- dinner parties.
-</p>
-<p>
- I know not if it be worth while to observe, that the Antiquary,* was not
- so well received on its first appearance as either of its predecessors,
- though in course of time it rose to equal, and, with some readers,
- superior popularity.
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note A. Mottoes.
-</p>
-<a name="2H_4_0005"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION
-</h2>
-<h3>
- TO
-</h3>
-<h3>
- THE ANTIQUARY.
-</h3>
-<p>
- "THE ANTIQUARY" was begun in 1815; the bargain for its publication by
- Constable was made in the October of that year. On December 22 Scott
- wrote to Morritt: "I shall set myself seriously to 'The Antiquary,' of
- which I have only a very general sketch at present; but when once I get
- my pen to the paper it will walk fast enough. I am sometimes tempted to
- leave it alone, and try whether it will not write as well without the
- assistance of my head as with it,&mdash;a hopeful prospect for the reader!'"
- It is amazing enough that he even constructed "a general sketch," for to
- such sketches he confesses that he never could keep constant. "I have
- generally written to the middle of one of these novels without having the
- least idea how it was to end,&mdash;in short, in the <i>hab nab at a venture
- style</i> of composition" (Journal, Feb. 24, 1828). Yet it is almost
- impossible but that the plot of "The Antiquary" should have been duly
- considered. Scott must have known from the first who Lovel was to turn
- out to be, and must have recognised in the hapless bride of Lord
- Glenallan the object of the Antiquary's solitary and unfortunate passion.
- To introduce another Wandering Heir immediately after the Harry Bertram
- of "Guy Mannering" was rather audacious. But that old favourite, the Lost
- Heir, is nearly certain to be popular. For the Antiquary's immortal
- sorrow Scott had a model in his own experience. "What a romance to
- tell!&mdash;and told, I fear, it will one day be. And then my three years of
- dreaming and my two years of wakening will be chronicled doubtless. But
- the dead will feel no pain." The dead, as Aristotle says, if they care
- for such things at all, care no more than we do for what has passed in a
- dream.
-</p>
-<p>
- The general sketch probably began to take full shape about the last day
- of 1815. On December 29 Scott wrote to Ballantyne:&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<pre>
-
- DEAR JAMES,&mdash;
- I've done, thank'God, with the long yarns
- Of the most prosy of Apostles&mdash;Paul, 1
- And now advance, sweet heathen of Monkbarns,
- Step out, old quizz, as fast as I can scrawl.
-</pre>
-<p>
- In "The Antiquary" Scott had a subject thoroughly to his mind. He had
- been an antiquary from his childhood. His earliest pence had been devoted
- to that collection of printed ballads which is still at Abbotsford. These
- he mentions in the unfinished fragment of his "Reliquiae Trotcosienses,"
- in much the same words as in his manuscript note on one of the seven
- volumes.
-</p>
-<p>
- "This little collection of Stall tracts and ballads was formed by me,
- when a boy, from the baskets of the travelling pedlars. Until put into
- its present decent binding it had such charms for the servants that it
- was repeatedly, and with difficulty, recovered from their clutches. It
- contains most of the pieces that were popular about thirty years since,
- and, I dare say, many that could not now be procured for any price
- (1810)."
-</p>
-<p>
- Nor did he collect only&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- "The rare melody of some old ditties
- That first were sung to please King Pepin's cradle.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Walter had soon begun to gather out-of-the-way things of all sorts. He
- had more books than shelves [sic]; a small painted cabinet with Scotch
- and Roman coins in it, and so forth. A claymore and Lochaber axe, given
- him by old Invernahyle, mounted guard on a little print of Prince
- Charlie; and Broughton's Saucer was hooked up on the wall below it."
- He had entered literature through the ruined gateway of archleology, in
- the "Border Minstrelsy," and his last project was an edition of
- Perrault's "Contes de Ma Mere l'Oie." As pleasant to him as the purchase
- of new lands like Turn Again, bought dearly, as in Monkbarns's case, from
- "bonnet lauds," was a fresh acquisition of an old book or of old armour.
- Yet, with all his enthusiasm, he did not please the antiquaries of his
- own day. George Chalmers, in Constable's "Life and Correspondence"
- (i. 431), sneers at his want of learning. "His notes are loose and
- unlearned, as they generally are." Charles Kirkpatrick Sharpe, his
- friend in life, disported himself in jealous and ribald mockery of
- Scott's archaeological knowledge, when Scott was dead. In a letter of
- the enigmatic Thomas Allen, or James Stuart Hay, father of John Sobieski
- and Charles Edward Stuart, this mysterious person avers that he never
- knew Scott's opinion to be held as of any value by antiquaries (1829).
- They probably missed in him "a sort of pettifogging intimacy with dates,
- names, and trifling matters of fact,&mdash;a tiresome and frivolous accuracy
- of memory" which Sir Arthur Wardour reproves in Monkbarns. Scott, in
- brief, was not as Dry-as-dust; all the dead bones that he touches come
- to life. He was as great an archeologist as a poet can be, and, with
- Virgil, was the greatest antiquary among poets. Like Monkbarns, he was
- not incapable of being beguiled. As Oldbuck bought the bodle from the
- pedlar at the price of a rare coin, so Scott took Surtees's "Barthram's
- Dirge," and his Latin legend of the tourney with the spectre knight, for
- genuine antiquities. No Edie Ochiltree ever revealed to him the truth
- about these forgeries, and the spectre knight, with the ballad of
- "Anthony Featherstonhaugh," hold their own in "Marmion," to assure the
- world that this antiquary was gullible when the sleight was practised by
- a friend. "Non est tanti," he would have said, had he learned the truth;
- for he was ever conscious of the humorous side of the study of the
- mouldering past. "I do not know anything which relieves the mind so much
- from the sullens as a trifling discourse about antiquarian oldwomanries.
- It is like knitting a stocking,&mdash;diverting the mind without occupying
- it." ("Journal," March 9, 1828).
-</p>
-<p>
- Begun about Jan. 1, 1816, "The Antiquary" was published before May 16,
- 1816, when Scott writes to say that he has sent Mr. Morritt the novel
- "some time since." "It is not so interesting as its predecessors; the
- period does not admit of so much romantic situation. But it has been
- more fortunate than any of them in the sale, for six thousand went off
- in the first six days, and it is now at press again." The Preface of the
- first edition ends with the melancholy statement that the author "takes
- his respectful leave, as one who is not likely again to solicit favour."
- Apparently Scott had already determined not to announce his next novels
- ("The Black Dwarf" and "Old Mortality") as "by the Author of Waverley."
- Mr. Constable, in the biography of his father, says (iii. 84): "Even
- before the publication of 'The Antiquary,' John Ballantyne had been
- impowered by the Author to negotiate with Mr. Murray and Mr. Blackwood
- for the first series of the 'Tales of my Landlord.'" The note of
- withdrawal from the stage, in the first edition of "The Antiquary," was
- probably only a part of another experiment on public sagacity. As
- Lockhart says, Mr. Murray and Mr. Blackwood thought that the consequent
- absence of the Author of "Waverley's" name from the "Tales of my
- Landlord" would "check very much the first success of the book;" but
- they risked this, "to disturb Constable's tenure."
-</p>
-<p>
- Scott's temporary desertion of Constable in the "Tales of my Landlord"
- may have had various motives. There was a slight grudge against
- Constable, born of some complications of the Ballantynes' affairs.
- Perhaps the mere amusement of the experiment on public sagacity was one
- of the more powerful reasons for the change. In our day Lord Lytton and
- Mr. Trollope made similar trials of their popularity when anonymous, the
- former author with the greater success. The idea of these masquerades and
- veils of the incognito appears to have bewitched Constable. William
- Godwin was writing for him his novel "Mandeville," and Godwin had
- obviously been counselled to try a disguise. He says (Jan. 30, 1816) "I
- have amused my imagination a thousand times since last we parted with the
- masquerade you devised for me. The world is full of wonder. An old
- favourite is always reviewed with coldness. . . . 'Pooh,' they say;
- 'Godwin has worn his pen to the stump!' . . . But let me once be equipped
- with a significant mask and an unknown character from your masquerade
- shop, and admitted to figure in with the 'Last Minstrel,' the 'Lady of
- the Lake,' and 'Guy Mannering' in the Scottish carnival, Gods! how the
- boys and girls will admire me! 'Here is a new wonder!' they will say.
- 'Ah, this is something like! Here is Godwin beaten on his own ground. . .
- Here is for once a Scottish writer that they cannot say has anything of
- the Scotchman about him.'"
-</p>
-<p>
- However, Mr. Godwin did not don the mask and domino. "Mandeville" came
- out about the same time as "Rob Roy;" but the "craziness of the public"
- for the Author of "Waverley" was not changed into a passion for the
- father-in-law of Shelley.
-</p>
-<p>
- "'The Antiquary,' after a little pause of hesitation, attained popularity
- not inferior to 'Guy Mannering,' and though the author appears for a
- moment to have shared the doubts which he read in the countenance of
- James Ballantyne, it certainly was, in the sequel, his chief favourite
- among all his novels.'"
-</p>
-<p>
- As Scott said to Terry, "If a man will paint from nature, he will be
- likely to amuse those who are daily looking at it." The years which saw
- the first appearance of "Guy Mannering" also witnessed that of "Emma." By
- the singular chance, or law, which links great authors closely in time,
- giving us novelists in pairs, Miss Austen was "drawing from nature" at
- the very moment when Scott was wedding nature with romance. How
- generously and wisely he admired her is familiar, and it may, to some,
- seem curious that he never deliberately set himself to a picture of
- ordinary life, free from the intrusion of the unusual, of the heroic.
- Once, looking down at the village which lies on the Tweed, opposite
- Melrose, he remarked that under its roofs tragedies and tales were
- doubtless being lived. 'I undertake to say there is some real romance at
- this moment going on down there, that, if it could have justice done to
- it, would be well worth all the fiction that was ever spun out of human
- brains.' But the example he gave was terrible,&mdash;"anything more dreadful
- was never conceived by Crabbe;" yet, adds Lockhart, "it would never have
- entered into his head to elaborate such a tale." He could not dwell in
- the unbroken gloom dear to some modern malingerers. But he could easily
- have made a tale of common Scotch life, dark with the sorrow of
- Mucklebackit, and bright with the mirth of Cuddie Headrigg. There was,
- however, this difficulty,&mdash;that Scott cared not to write a story of a
- single class. "From the peer to the ploughman," all society mingles in
- each of his novels. A fiction of middle-class life did not allure him,
- and he was not at the best, but at his worst, as Sydney Smith observed,
- in the light talk of society. He could admire Miss Austen, and read her
- novels again and again; but had he attempted to follow her, by way of
- variety, then inevitably wild as well as disciplined humour would have
- kept breaking in, and his fancy would have wandered like the old knights
- of Arthur's Court, "at adventure." "St. Ronan's Well" proved the truth of
- all this. Thus it happens that, in "The Antiquary," with all his sympathy
- for the people, with all his knowledge of them, he does not confine
- himself to their cottages. As Lockhart says, in his admirable piece of
- criticism, he preferred to choose topics in which he could display "his
- highest art, that of skilful contrast."
-</p>
-<p>
- Even the tragic romance of "Waverley" does not set off its Macwheebles
- and Callum Begs better than the oddities of Jonathan Oldbuck and his
- circle are relieved, on the one hand by the stately gloom of the
- Glenallans, on the other by the stern affliction of the poor fisherman,
- who, when discovered repairing "the auld black bitch of a boat," in which
- his boy had been lost, and congratulated by his visitors on being capable
- of the exertion, makes answer, "And what would you have me to do, unless
- I wanted to see four children starve, because one is drowned? It 's weel
- with you gentles, that can sit in the house with handkerchers at your
- een, when ye lose a friend; but the like o' us maun to our work again,
- if our hearts were beating as hard as ony hammer." And to his work again
- Scott had to go when he lost the partner of his life.
-</p>
-<p>
- The simple unsought charm which Lockhart notes in "The Antiquary" may
- have passed away in later works, when what had been the amusement of
- happy days became the task of sadness. But this magic "The Antiquary"
- keeps perhaps beyond all its companions,&mdash;the magic of pleasant memories
- and friendly associations. The sketches of the epoch of expected
- invasion, with its patriotic musters and volunteer drillings, are
- pictures out of that part in the author's life which, with his early
- Highland wanderings ("Waverley") and his Liddesdale raids ("Guy
- Mannering"), was most dear to him. In "Redgauntlet," again, he makes, as
- Alan Fairford, a return on his youth and his home, and in "Rob Roy" he
- revives his Highland recollections, his Highland lairds of "the blawing,
- bleezing stories." None of the rest of the tales are so intimate in their
- connection with Scott's own personal history. "The Antiquary" has always,
- therefore, been held in the very first rank of his novels.
-</p>
-<p>
- As far as plot goes, though Godwin denied that it had any story, "The
- Antiquary" may be placed among the most careful. The underplot of the
- Glenallans, gloomy almost beyond endurance, is very ingeniously made to
- unravel the mystery of Lovel. The other side-narrative, that of
- Dousterswivel, is the weak point of the whole; but this Scott justifies
- by "very late instances of the force of superstitious credulity, to a
- much greater extent." Some occurrence of the hour may have suggested the
- knavish adept with his divining-rod. But facts are never a real excuse
- for the morally incredible, or all but incredible, in fiction. On the
- wealth and vraisemblance and variety of character it were superfluous to
- dilate. As in Shakspeare, there is not even a minor person but lives and
- is of flesh and blood, if we except, perhaps, Dousterswivel and Sir
- Arthur Wardour. Sir Arthur is only Sir Robert Hazlewood over again, with
- a slightly different folly and a somewhat more amiable nature. Lovel's
- place, as usual, is among the shades of heroes, and his love-affair is
- far less moving, far more summarily treated, than that of Jenny Caxon.
- The skilful contrasts are perhaps most remarkable when we compare Elspeth
- of the Burnfoot with the gossiping old women in the post-office at
- Fairport,&mdash;a town studied perhaps from Arbroath. It was the opinion of
- Sydney Smith that every one of the novels, before "The Fortunes of
- Nigel," contained a Meg Merrilies and a Dominie Sampson. He may have
- recognized a male Meg in Edie Ochiltree,&mdash;the invaluable character who is
- always behind a wall, always overhears everything, and holds the threads
- of the plot. Or he may have been hypercritical enough to think that
- Elspeth of the Burnfoot is the Meg of the romance. Few will agree with
- him that Meg Merrilies, in either of these cases, is "good, but good too
- often."
-</p>
-<p>
- The supposed "originals" of certain persons in the tale have been topics
- of discussion. The character of Oldbuck, like most characters in fiction,
- is a combination of traits observed in various persons. Scott says, in a
- note to the Ashiestiel fragment of Autobiography, that Mr. George
- Constable, an old friend of his father's, "had many of those
- peculiarities of character which long afterwards I tried to develop in
- the character of Jonathan Oldbuck." Sir Walter, when a child, made Mr.
- Constable's acquaintance at Prestonpans in 1777, where he explored the
- battle-field "under the learned guidance of Dalgetty." Mr. Constable
- first introduced him to Shakspeare's plays, and gave him his first German
- dictionary. Other traits may have been suggested by John Clerk of Eldin,
- whose grandfather was the hero of the story "Praetorian here, Praetorian
- there, I made it wi' a flaughter spade." Lockhart is no doubt right in
- thinking that Oldbuck is partly a caricature of Oldbuck's creator,&mdash;Sir
- Walter indeed frankly accepted the kinship; and the book which he began
- on his own collection he proposed to style "Reliquim Trotcosienses; or,
- the Gabions of Jonathan Oldbuck."
-</p>
-<p>
- Another person who added a few points to Oldbuck was "Sandy Gordon,"
- author of the "Itinerarium Septentrionale" (1726), the very folio which
- Monkbarns carried in the dilatory coach to Queensferry. Gordon had been
- a student in the University of Aberdeen; he was an amateur in many arts,
- but antiquarianism was his favourite hobby. He was an acquaintance of Sir
- John Clerk of Eldin, the hero of the Praetorium. The words of Gordon in
- his "Itinerarium," where he describes the battle of the Grampians, have
- supplied, or suggested, the speech of Monkbarns at the Kaim of Kinprunes.
- The great question was, Where is the Mons Grampius of Tacitus? Dismissing
- Camden's Grantsbain, because he does not know where it is, Gordon says,
- "As for our Scotch Antiquaries, they are so divided that some will have
- it to be in the shire of Angus, or in the Mearns, some at the Blair of
- Athol in Perthshire, or Ardoch in Strathallan, and others at
- Inverpeffery." Gordon votes for Strathern, "half a mile short of the Kirk
- of Comrie." This spot is both at the foot of the Montes Grampii, "and
- boasts a Roman camp capable of holding an army fit to encounter so
- formidable a number as thirty thousand Caledonians. . . . Here is the
- Porta Decumana, opposite the Prcetoria, together with the dextra and
- sinistra gates," all discovered by Sandy Gordon. "Moreover, the situation
- of the ground is so very exact with the description given by Tacitus,
- that in all my travels through Britain I never beheld anything with more
- pleasure. . . . Nor is it difficult, in viewing this ground, to say where
- the Covinarii, or Charioteers, stood. In fine, to an Antiquary, this is a
- ravishing scene." He adds the argument "that Galgacus's name still
- remains on this ground, for the moor on which the camp stood is called to
- this day Galdachan, or Galgachan Rosmoor." All this lore Gordon
- illustrates by an immense chart of a camp, and a picture of very small
- Montes Grampii, about the size and shape of buns. The plate is dedicated
- to his excellency General Wade.
-</p>
-<p>
- In another point Monkbapns borrows from Gordon. Sandy has a plate (page
- 20) of "The Roman Sacellum of Mars Signifer, vulgarly called 'Arthur's
- Oon.' With regard to its shape, it is not unlike the famous Pantheon at
- Rome before the noble Portico was added to it by Marcus Agrippa." Gordon
- agrees with Stukeley in attributing Arthur's Oon to Agricola, and here
- Monkbarns and Lovel adopt almost his words. "Time has left Julius
- Agricola's very name on the place; . . . and if ever those initial
- letters J. A. M. P. M. P. T., mentioned by Sir Robert Sibbald, were
- engraven on a stone in this building, it may not be reckoned altogether
- absurd that they should bear this reading, JULIUS AGRICOLA MAGNUS
- PIETATIS MONUMENTUM POSUIT TEMPLUM; but this my reader may
- either accept or reject as he pleases. However, I think it may be as
- probably received as that inscription on Caligula's Pharos in Holland,
- which having these following letters, C. C. P. F., is read Caius Caligula
- Pharum Fecit." "This," Monkbarns adds, "has ever been recorded as a sound
- exposition."
-</p>
-<p>
- The character of Edie Ochiltree, Scott himself avers to have been
- suggested by Andrew Gemmells, pleasantly described in the Introduction.
- Mr. Chambers, in "Illustrations of the Author of 'Waverley," clears up a
- point doubtful in Scott's memory, by saying that Geimells really was a
- Blue-Gown. He rode a horse of his own, and at races was a bookmaker. He
- once dropped at Rutherford, in Teviotdale, a clue of yarn containing
- twenty guineas. Like Edie Ochiltree, he had served at Fontenoy. He died
- at Roxburgh Newton in 1793, at the age of one hundred and five, according
- to his own reckoning. "His wealth was the means of enriching a nephew in
- Ayrshire, who is now (1825) a considerable landholder there, and belongs
- to a respectable class of society."
-</p>
-<p>
- An old Irus of similar character patrolled Teviotdale, while Andrew
- Gemmells was attached to Ettrick and Yarrow. This was Blind Willie Craw.
- Willie was the Society Journal of Hawick, and levied blackmail on the
- inhabitants. He is thus described by Mr. Grieve, in the Diary already
- quoted: "He lived at Branxholme Town, in a free house set apart for the
- gamekeeper, and for many a year carried all the bread from Hawick used in
- my father's family. He came in that way at breakfast-time, and got a
- wallet which he put it in, and returned at dinner-time with the 'bawbee
- rows' and two loaves. He laid the town of Hawick under contribution for
- bawbees, and he knew the history of every individual, and went rhyming
- through the town from door to door; and as he knew something against
- every one which they would rather wish should not be rehearsed, a bawbee
- put a stop to the paragraph which they wished suppressed. Willie Craw was
- the son of a gamekeeper of the duke's, and enjoyed a free house at
- Branxholme Town as long as he lived."
-</p>
-<p>
- Had Burns ever betaken himself to the gaberlunzie's life, which he speaks
- of in one of his poems as "the last o't, the worst o't," he would have
- proved a much more formidable satirist than poor Willie Craw, the last of
- the "blind crowders." Burns wrote, of course, in a spirit of reckless
- humour; but he could not, even in sport, have alluded to the life as
- "suited to his habits and powers," had gaberlunzies been mere mendicants.
- In Herd's collection of Ballads is one on the ancient Scottish beggar:&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- In Scotland there lived a humble beggar,
- He had nor house, nor hald, nor hame;
- But he was well liked by ilk a body,
- And they gave him sunkets to rax his wame.
-
- A sieve fu' o' meal, a handfu' o' groats,
- A dad o' a bannock, or pudding bree,
- Cauld porridge, or the lickings o' plates,
- Wad make him as blythe as a body could be.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The dress and trade of the beggar are said to have been adopted by James
- V. in his adventures, and tradition attributes to him a song, "The
- Gaberlunzie Man."
-</p>
-<p>
- One of Edie's most charming traits is his readiness to "fight for his
- dish, like the laird for his land," when a French invasion was expected.
- Scott places the date of "The False Alarm," when he himself rode a
- hundred miles to join his regiment, on Feb. 2, 1804.
-</p>
-<p>
- Lockhart gives it as an event of 1805 (vol. ii. p. 275). The occasion
- gave great pleasure to Scott, on account of the patriotism and courage
- displayed by all classes. "Me no muckle to fight for?" says Edie. "Isna
- there the country to fight for, and the burns I gang dandering beside,
- and the hearths o' the gudewives that gie me my bit bread, and the bits
- o' weans that come toddling to play wi' me when I come about a landward
- town?" Edie had fought at Fontenoy, and was of the old school. Scott
- would have been less pleased with a recruit from St. Boswells, on the
- Tweed. This man was a shoemaker, John Younger, a very intelligent and
- worthy person, famous as an angler and writer on angling, who has left an
- account of the "False Alarm" in his memoirs. His view was that the
- people, unlike Edie, had nothing to fight for, that only the rich had any
- reason to be patriotic, that the French had no quarrel with the poor. In
- fact, Mr. Younger was a cosmopolitan democrat, and sneered at the old
- Border glories of the warlike days. Probably, however, he would have done
- his duty, had the enemy landed, and, like Edie, might have remembered the
- "burns he dandered beside," always with a fishingrod in his hand.
-</p>
-<pre>
- The Editor cannot resist the temptation to add that the patriotic
- lady mentioned in Scott's note, who "would rather have seen her son
- dead on that hearth than hear that he had been a horse's length
- behind his companions," was his paternal great-grandmother, Mrs.
- John Lang. Her husband, who died shortly afterwards, so that she was
- a widow when Scott conversed with her, chanced to be chief
- magistrate of Selkirk. His family was aroused late one night by the
- sound of a carriage hurrying down the steep and narrow street. Lord
- Napier was bringing, probably from Hawick, the tidings that the
- beacons were ablaze. The town-bell was instantly rung, the
- inhabitants met in the marketplace, where Scott's statue now stands,
- and the whole force, with one solitary exception, armed and marched
- to Dalkeith. According to the gentleman whose horse and arms were
- sent on to meet him, it was intended, if the French proved
- victorious, that the population of the Border towns should abandon
- their homes and retire to the hills.
-</pre>
-<p>
- No characters in the "Antiquary," except Monkbarns and Edie Ochiltree,
- seem to have been borrowed from notable originals. The frauds of
- Dousterswivel, Scott says, are rendered plausible by "very late instances
- of the force of superstitious credulity to a much greater extent." He can
- hardly be referring to the career of Cagliostro, but he may have had in
- his memory some unsuccessful mining speculations by Charles Earl of
- Traquair, who sought for lead and found little or none in Traquair hills.
- The old "Statistical Account of Scotland" (vol. xii. p. 370) says nothing
- about imposture, and merely remarks that "the noble family of Traquair
- have made several attempts to discover lead mines, and have found
- quantities of the ore of that metal, though not adequate to indemnify the
- expenses of working, and have therefore given up the attempt." This was
- published in 1794, so twenty years had passed when "The Antiquary" was
- written. If there was here an "instance of superstitious credulity," it
- was not "a very late instance." The divining, or "dowsing," rod of
- Dousterswivel still keeps its place in mining superstition and in the
- search for wells.
-</p>
-<pre>
-With "The Antiquary" most contemporary reviews of the novels lose their
-interest. Their author had firmly established his position, at least till
-"The Monastery" caused some murmurings. Even the "Quarterly Review" was
-infinitely more genial in its reception of "The Antiquary" than of "Guy
-Mannering." The critic only grumbled at Lovel's feverish dreams, which,
-he thought, showed an intention to introduce the marvellous. He
-complained of "the dark dialect of Anglified Erse," but found comfort in
-the glossary appended. The "Edinburgh Review" pronounced the chapter on
-the escape from the tide to be "I the very best description we have ever
-met, inverse or in prose, in ancient or in modern writing." No reviewer
-seems to have noticed that the sun is made to set in the sea, on the east
-coast of Scotland. The "Edinburgh," however, declared that the Antiquary,
-"at least in so far as he is an Antiquary," was the chief blemish on the
-book. The "sweet heathen of Monkbarns" has not suffered from this
-disparagement. The "British Critic" pledged its reputation that Scott was
-the author. If an argument were wanted, "it would be that which has been
-applied to prove the authenticity of the last book of the Iliad,&mdash;that
-Homer must have written it, because no one else could." Alas! that
-argument does not convince German critics.
- ANDREW LANG.
-</pre>
-<a name="2HCH0001"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FIRST.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Go call a coach, and let a coach be called,
- And let the man who calleth be the caller;
- And in his calling let him nothing call,
- But Coach! Coach! Coach! O for a coach, ye gods!
- Chrononhotonthologos.
-</pre>
-<p>
- It was early on a fine summer's day, near the end of the eighteenth
- century, when a young man, of genteel appearance, journeying towards the
- north-east of Scotland, provided himself with a ticket in one of those
- public carriages which travel between Edinburgh and the Queensferry, at
- which place, as the name implies, and as is well known to all my northern
- readers, there is a passage-boat for crossing the Firth of Forth. The
- coach was calculated to carry six regular passengers, besides such
- interlopers as the coachman could pick up by the way, and intrude upon
- those who were legally in possession. The tickets, which conferred right
- to a seat in this vehicle, of little ease, were dispensed by a
- sharp-looking old dame, with a pair of spectacles on a very thin nose,
- who inhabited a "laigh shop," <i>anglice,</i> a cellar, opening to the High
- Street by a straight and steep stair, at the bottom of which she sold
- tape, thread, needles, skeins of worsted, coarse linen cloth, and such
- feminine gear, to those who had the courage and skill to descend to the
- profundity of her dwelling, without falling headlong themselves, or
- throwing down any of the numerous articles which, piled on each side of
- the descent, indicated the profession of the trader below.
-</p>
-<p>
- The written hand-bill, which, pasted on a projecting board, announced
- that the Queensferry Diligence, or Hawes Fly, departed precisely at
- twelve o'clock on Tuesday, the fifteenth July 17&mdash;, in order to secure
- for travellers the opportunity of passing the Firth with the flood-tide,
- lied on the present occasion like a bulletin; for although that hour was
- pealed from Saint Giles's steeple, and repeated by the Tron, no coach
- appeared upon the appointed stand. It is true, only two tickets had been
- taken out, and possibly the lady of the subterranean mansion might have
- an understanding with her Automedon, that, in such cases, a little space
- was to be allowed for the chance of filling up the vacant places&mdash;or the
- said Automedon might have been attending a funeral, and be delayed by the
- necessity of stripping his vehicle of its lugubrious trappings&mdash;or he
- might have staid to take a half-mutchkin extraordinary with his crony the
- hostler&mdash;or&mdash;in short, he did not make his appearance.
-</p>
-<p>
- The young gentleman, who began to grow somewhat impatient, was now joined
- by a companion in this petty misery of human life&mdash;the person who had
- taken out the other place. He who is bent upon a journey is usually
- easily to be distinguished from his fellow-citizens. The boots, the
- great-coat, the umbrella, the little bundle in his hand, the hat pulled
- over his resolved brows, the determined importance of his pace, his brief
- answers to the salutations of lounging acquaintances, are all marks by
- which the experienced traveller in mail-coach or diligence can
- distinguish, at a distance, the companion of his future journey, as he
- pushes onward to the place of rendezvous. It is then that, with worldly
- wisdom, the first comer hastens to secure the best berth in the coach for
- himself, and to make the most convenient arrangement for his baggage
- before the arrival of his competitors. Our youth, who was gifted with
- little prudence, of any sort, and who was, moreover, by the absence of
- the coach, deprived of the power of availing himself of his priority of
- choice, amused himself, instead, by speculating upon the occupation and
- character of the personage who was now come to the coach office.
-</p>
-<p>
- He was a good-looking man of the age of sixty, perhaps older,&mdash;but his
- hale complexion and firm step announced that years had not impaired his
- strength or health. His countenance was of the true Scottish cast,
- strongly marked, and rather harsh in features, with a shrewd and
- penetrating eye, and a countenance in which habitual gravity was
- enlivened by a cast of ironical humour. His dress was uniform, and of a
- colour becoming his age and gravity; a wig, well dressed and powdered,
- surmounted by a slouched hat, had something of a professional air. He
- might be a clergyman, yet his appearance was more that of a man of the
- world than usually belongs to the kirk of Scotland, and his first
- ejaculation put the matter beyond question.
-</p>
-<p>
- He arrived with a hurried pace, and, casting an alarmed glance towards
- the dial-plate of the church, then looking at the place where the coach
- should have been, exclaimed, "Deil's in it&mdash;I am too late after all!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The young man relieved his anxiety, by telling him the coach had not yet
- appeared. The old gentleman, apparently conscious of his own want of
- punctuality, did not at first feel courageous enough to censure that of
- the coachman. He took a parcel, containing apparently a large folio, from
- a little boy who followed him, and, patting him on the head, bid him go
- back and tell Mr. B&mdash;&mdash;, that if he had known he was to have had so much
- time, he would have put another word or two to their bargain,&mdash;then told
- the boy to mind his business, and he would be as thriving a lad as ever
- dusted a duodecimo. The boy lingered, perhaps in hopes of a penny to buy
- marbles; but none was forthcoming. Our senior leaned his little bundle
- upon one of the posts at the head of the staircase, and, facing the
- traveller who had first arrived, waited in silence for about five minutes
- the arrival of the expected diligence.
-</p>
-<p>
- At length, after one or two impatient glances at the progress of the
- minute-hand of the clock, having compared it with his own watch, a huge
- and antique gold repeater, and having twitched about his features to give
- due emphasis to one or two peevish pshaws, he hailed the old lady of the
- cavern.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Good woman,&mdash;what the d&mdash;l is her name?&mdash;Mrs. Macleuchar!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Mrs. Macleuchar, aware that she had a defensive part to sustain in the
- encounter which was to follow, was in no hurry to hasten the discussion
- by returning a ready answer.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mrs. Macleuchar,&mdash;Good woman" (with an elevated voice)&mdash;then apart, "Old
- doited hag, she's as deaf as a post&mdash;I say, Mrs. Macleuchar!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am just serving a customer.&mdash;Indeed, hinny, it will no be a bodle
- cheaper than I tell ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Woman," reiterated the traveller, "do you think we can stand here all
- day till you have cheated that poor servant wench out of her half-year's
- fee and bountith?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Cheated!" retorted Mrs. Macleuchar, eager to take up the quarrel upon a
- defensible ground; "I scorn your words, sir: you are an uncivil person,
- and I desire you will not stand there, to slander me at my ain
- stair-head."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The woman," said the senior, looking with an arch glance at his destined
- travelling companion, "does not understand the words of action.&mdash;Woman,"
- again turning to the vault, "I arraign not thy character, but I desire to
- know what is become of thy coach?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "What's your wull?" answered Mrs. Macleuchar, relapsing into deafness.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We have taken places, ma'am," said the younger stranger, "in your
- diligence for Queensferry"&mdash;&mdash;"Which should have been half-way on the
- road before now," continued the elder and more impatient traveller,
- rising in wrath as he spoke: "and now in all likelihood we shall miss the
- tide, and I have business of importance on the other side&mdash;and your
- cursed coach"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "The coach?&mdash;Gude guide us, gentlemen, is it no on the stand yet?"
- answered the old lady, her shrill tone of expostulation sinking into a
- kind of apologetic whine. "Is it the coach ye hae been waiting for?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "What else could have kept us broiling in the sun by the side of the
- gutter here, you&mdash;you faithless woman, eh?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Mrs. Macleuchar now ascended her trap stair (for such it might be called,
- though constructed of stone), until her nose came upon a level with the
- pavement; then, after wiping her spectacles to look for that which she
- well knew was not to be found, she exclaimed, with well-feigned
- astonishment, "Gude guide us&mdash;saw ever onybody the like o' that?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, you abominable woman," vociferated the traveller, "many have seen
- the like of it, and all will see the like of it that have anything to do
- with your trolloping sex;" then pacing with great indignation before the
- door of the shop, still as he passed and repassed, like a vessel who
- gives her broadside as she comes abreast of a hostile fortress, he shot
- down complaints, threats, and reproaches, on the embarrassed Mrs.
- Macleuchar. He would take a post-chaise&mdash;he would call a hackney
- coach&mdash;he would take four horses&mdash;he must&mdash;he would be on the north side,
- to-day&mdash;and all the expense of his journey, besides damages, direct and
- consequential, arising from delay, should be accumulated on the devoted
- head of Mrs. Macleuchar.
-</p>
-<p>
- There, was something so comic in his pettish resentment, that the younger
- traveller, who was in no such pressing hurry to depart, could not help
- being amused with it, especially as it was obvious, that every now and
- then the old gentleman, though very angry, could not help laughing at his
- own vehemence. But when Mrs. Macleuchar began also to join in the
- laughter, he quickly put a stop to her ill-timed merriment.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Woman," said he, "is that advertisement thine?" showing a bit of
- crumpled printed paper: "Does it not set forth, that, God willing, as you
- hypocritically express it, the Hawes Fly, or Queensferry Diligence, would
- set forth to-day at twelve o'clock; and is it not, thou falsest of
- creatures, now a quarter past twelve, and no such fly or diligence to be
- seen?&mdash;Dost thou know the consequence of seducing the lieges by false
- reports?&mdash;dost thou know it might be brought under the statute of
- leasing-making? Answer&mdash;and for once in thy long, useless, and evil life,
- let it be in the words of truth and sincerity,&mdash;hast thou such a
- coach?&mdash;is it <i>in rerum natura?</i>&mdash;or is this base annunciation a mere swindle on
- the incautious to beguile them of their time, their patience, and three
- shillings of sterling money of this realm?&mdash;Hast thou, I say, such a
- coach? ay or no?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O dear, yes, sir; the neighbours ken the diligence weel, green picked
- oat wi' red&mdash;three yellow wheels and a black ane."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Woman, thy special description will not serve&mdash;it may be only a lie with
- a circumstance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, man, man!" said the overwhelmed Mrs. Macleuchar, totally exhausted at
- having been so long the butt of his rhetoric, "take back your three
- shillings, and make me quit o' ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not so fast, not so fast, woman&mdash;Will three shillings transport me to
- Queensferry, agreeably to thy treacherous program?&mdash;or will it requite
- the damage I may sustain by leaving my business undone, or repay the
- expenses which I must disburse if I am obliged to tarry a day at the
- South Ferry for lack of tide?&mdash;Will it hire, I say, a pinnace, for which
- alone the regular price is five shillings?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Here his argument was cut short by a lumbering noise, which proved to be
- the advance of the expected vehicle, pressing forward with all the
- dispatch to which the broken-winded jades that drew it could possibly be
- urged. With ineffable pleasure, Mrs. Macleuchar saw her tormentor
- deposited in the leathern convenience; but still, as it was driving off,
- his head thrust out of the window reminded her, in words drowned amid the
- rumbling of the wheels, that, if the diligence did not attain the Ferry
- in time to save the flood-tide, she, Mrs. Macleuchar, should be held
- responsible for all the consequences that might ensue.
-</p>
-<p>
- The coach had continued in motion for a mile or two before the stranger
- had completely repossessed himself of his equanimity, as was manifested
- by the doleful ejaculations, which he made from time to time, on the too
- great probability, or even certainty, of their missing the flood-tide. By
- degrees, however, his wrath subsided; he wiped his brows, relaxed his
- frown, and, undoing the parcel in his hand, produced his folio, on which
- he gazed from time to time with the knowing look of an amateur, admiring
- its height and condition, and ascertaining, by a minute and individual
- inspection of each leaf, that the volume was uninjured and entire from
- title-page to colophon. His fellow-traveller took the liberty of
- inquiring the subject of his studies. He lifted up his eyes with
- something of a sarcastic glance, as if he supposed the young querist
- would not relish, or perhaps understand, his answer, and pronounced the
- book to be Sandy Gordon's <i>Itinerarium Septentrionale,</i>* a book
- illustrative of the Roman remains in Scotland.
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note B. Sandy Gordon's <i>Itinerarium.</i>
-</p>
-<p>
- The querist, unappalled by this learned title, proceeded to put several
- questions, which indicated that he had made good use of a good education,
- and, although not possessed of minute information on the subject of
- antiquities, had yet acquaintance enough with the classics to render him
- an interested and intelligent auditor when they were enlarged upon. The
- elder traveller, observing with pleasure the capacity of his temporary
- companion to understand and answer him, plunged, nothing loath, into a
- sea of discussion concerning urns, vases, votive, altars, Roman camps,
- and the rules of castrametation.
-</p>
-<p>
- The pleasure of this discourse had such a dulcifying tendency, that,
- although two causes of delay occurred, each of much more serious duration
- than that which had drawn down his wrath upon the unlucky Mrs.
- Macleuchar, our =Antiquary= only bestowed on the delay the honour of a
- few episodical poohs and pshaws, which rather seemed to regard the
- interruption of his disquisition than the retardation of his journey.
-</p>
-<p>
- The first of these stops was occasioned by the breaking of a spring,
- which half an hour's labour hardly repaired. To the second, the Antiquary
- was himself accessory, if not the principal cause of it; for, observing
- that one of the horses had cast a fore-foot shoe, he apprized the
- coachman of this important deficiency. "It's Jamie Martingale that
- furnishes the naigs on contract, and uphauds them," answered John, "and I
- am not entitled to make any stop, or to suffer prejudice by the like of
- these accidents."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And when you go to&mdash;I mean to the place you deserve to go to, you
- scoundrel,&mdash;who do you think will uphold <i>you</i> on contract? If you don't
- stop directly and carry the poor brute, to the next smithy, I'll have you
- punished, if there's a justice of peace in Mid-Lothian;" and, opening the
- coach-door, out he jumped, while the coachman obeyed his orders,
- muttering, that "if the gentlemen lost the tide now, they could not say
- but it was their ain fault, since he was willing to get on."
-</p>
-<p>
- I like so little to analyze the complication of the causes which
- influence actions, that I will not venture to ascertain whether our
- Antiquary's humanity to the poor horse was not in some degree aided by
- his desire of showing his companion a Pict's camp, or Round-about, a
- subject which he had been elaborately discussing, and of which a
- specimen, "very curious and perfect indeed," happened to exist about a
- hundred yards distant from the spot where this interruption took place.
- But were I compelled to decompose the motives of my worthy friend (for
- such was the gentleman in the sober suit, with powdered wig and slouched
- hat), I should say, that, although he certainly would not in any case
- have suffered the coachman to proceed while the horse was unfit for
- service, and likely to suffer by being urged forward, yet the man of
- whipcord escaped some severe abuse and reproach by the agreeable mode
- which the traveller found out to pass the interval of delay.
-</p>
-<p>
- So much time was consumed by these interruptions of their journey, that
- when they descended the hill above the Hawes (for so the inn on the
- southern side of the Queensferry is denominated), the experienced eye of
- the Antiquary at once discerned, from the extent of wet sand, and the
- number of black stones and rocks, covered with sea-weed, which were
- visible along the skirts of the shore, that the hour of tide was past.
- The young traveller expected a burst of indignation; but whether, as
- Croaker says in "The Good-natured Man," our hero had exhausted himself in
- fretting away his misfortunes beforehand, so that he did not feel them
- when they actually arrived, or whether he found the company in which he
- was placed too congenial to lead him to repine at anything which delayed
- his journey, it is certain that he submitted to his lot with much
- resignation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The d&mdash;l's in the diligence and the old hag, it belongs to!&mdash;Diligence,
- quoth I? Thou shouldst have called it the Sloth&mdash;Fly, quoth she? why, it
- moves like a fly through a glue-pot, as the Irishman says. But, however,
- time and tide tarry for no man, and so, my young friend, we'll have a
- snack here at the Hawes, which is a very decent sort of a place, and I'll
- be very happy to finish the account I was giving you of the difference
- between the mode of entrenching <i>castra stativa</i> and <i>castra aestiva,</i>
- things confounded by too many of our historians. Lack-a-day, if they had
- ta'en the pains to satisfy their own eyes, instead of following each
- other's blind guidance!&mdash;Well! we shall be pretty comfortable at the
- Hawes; and besides, after all, we must have dined somewhere, and it will
- be pleasanter sailing with the tide of ebb and the evening breeze."
-</p>
-<p>
- In this Christian temper of making the best of all occurrences, our
- travellers alighted at the Hawes.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0002"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SECOND.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Sir, they do scandal me upon the road here!
- A poor quotidian rack of mutton roasted
- Dry to be grated! and that driven down
- With beer and butter-milk, mingled together.
- It is against my freehold, my inheritance.
- Wine is the word that glads the heart of man,
- And mine's the house of wine. <i>Sack,</i> says my bush,
- <i>Be merry and drink Sherry,</i> that's my posie.
- Ben Jonson's <i>New Inn.</i>
-</pre>
-<p>
- As the senior traveller descended the crazy steps of the diligence at the
- inn, he was greeted by the fat, gouty, pursy landlord, with that mixture
- of familiarity and respect which the Scotch innkeepers of the old school
- used to assume towards their more valued customers.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Have a care o' us, Monkbarns (distinguishing him by his territorial
- epithet, always most agreeable to the ear of a Scottish proprietor), is
- this you? I little thought to have seen your honour here till the summer
- session was ower."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye donnard auld deevil," answered his guest, his Scottish accent
- predominating when in anger though otherwise not particularly
- remarkable,&mdash;"ye donnard auld crippled idiot, what have I to do with the
- session, or the geese that flock to it, or the hawks that pick their
- pinions for them?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, and that's true," said mine host, who, in fact, only spoke upon a
- very general recollection of the stranger's original education, yet would
- have been sorry not to have been supposed accurate as to the station and
- profession of him, or any other occasional guest&mdash;"That's very true,&mdash;but
- I thought ye had some law affair of your ain to look after&mdash;I have ane
- mysell&mdash;a ganging plea that my father left me, and his father afore left
- to him. It's about our back-yard&mdash;ye'll maybe hae heard of it in the
- Parliament-house, Hutchison against Mackitchinson&mdash;it's a weel-kenn'd
- plea&mdash;its been four times in afore the fifteen, and deil ony thing the
- wisest o' them could make o't, but just to send it out again to the
- outer-house.&mdash;O it's a beautiful thing to see how lang and how carefully
- justice is considered in this country!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hold your tongue, you fool," said the traveller, but in great
- good-humour, "and tell us what you can give this young gentleman and me
- for dinner."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, there's fish, nae doubt,&mdash;that's sea-trout and caller haddocks,"
- said Mackitchinson, twisting his napkin; "and ye'll be for a mutton-chop,
- and there's cranberry tarts, very weel preserved, and&mdash;and there's just
- ony thing else ye like."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Which is to say, there is nothing else whatever? Well, well, the fish
- and the chop, and the tarts, will do very well. But don't imitate the
- cautious delay that you praise in the courts of justice. Let there be no
- remits from the inner to the outer house, hear ye me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na," said Mackitchinson, whose long and heedful perusal of volumes
- of printed session papers had made him acquainted with some law
- phrases&mdash;"the denner shall be served <i>quam primum</i> and that <i>peremptorie.</i>" And
- with the flattering laugh of a promising host, he left them in his sanded
- parlour, hung with prints of the Four Seasons.
-</p>
-<p>
- As, notwithstanding his pledge to the contrary, the glorious delays of
- the law were not without their parallel in the kitchen of the inn, our
- younger traveller had an opportunity to step out and make some inquiry of
- the people of the house concerning the rank and station of his companion.
- The information which he received was of a general and less authentic
- nature, but quite sufficient to make him acquainted with the name,
- history, and circumstances of the gentleman, whom we shall endeavour, in
- a few words, to introduce more accurately to our readers.
-</p>
-<p>
- Jonathan Oldenbuck, or Oldinbuck, by popular contraction Oldbuck, of
- Monkbarns, was the second son of a gentleman possessed of a small
- property in the neighbourhood of a thriving seaport town on the
- north-eastern coast of Scotland, which, for various reasons, we shall
- denominate Fairport. They had been established for several generations,
- as landholders in the county, and in most shires of England would have
- been accounted a family of some standing. But the shire of&mdash;&mdash;was filled
- with gentlemen of more ancient descent and larger fortune. In the last
- generation, also, the neighbouring gentry had been almost uniformly
- Jacobites, while the proprietors of Monkbarns, like the burghers of the
- town near which they were settled, were steady assertors of the
- Protestant succession. The latter had, however, a pedigree of their own,
- on which they prided themselves as much as those who despised them valued
- their respective Saxon, Norman, or Celtic genealogies. The first
- Oldenbuck, who had settled in their family mansion shortly after the
- Reformation, was, they asserted, descended from one of the original
- printers of Germany, and had left his country in consequence of the
- persecutions directed against the professors of the Reformed religion. He
- had found a refuge in the town near which his posterity dwelt, the more
- readily that he was a sufferer in the Protestant cause, and certainly not
- the less so, that he brought with him money enough to purchase the small
- estate of Monkbarns, then sold by a dissipated laird, to whose father it
- had been gifted, with other church lands, on the dissolution of the great
- and wealthy monastery to which it had belonged. The Oldenbucks were
- therefore, loyal subjects on all occasions of insurrection; and, as they
- kept up a good intelligence with the borough, it chanced that the Laird
- of Monkbarns, who flourished in 1745, was provost of the town during that
- ill-fated year, and had exerted himself with much spirit in favour of
- King George, and even been put to expenses on that score, which,
- according to the liberal conduct of the existing government towards their
- friends, had never been repaid him. By dint of solicitation, however, and
- borough interest, he contrived to gain a place in the customs, and, being
- a frugal, careful man, had found himself enabled to add considerably to
- his paternal fortune. He had only two sons, of whom, as we have hinted,
- the present laird was the younger, and two daughters, one of whom still
- flourished in single blessedness, and the other, who was greatly more
- juvenile, made a love-match with a captain in the <i>Forty-twa,</i> who had no
- other fortune but his commission and a Highland pedigree. Poverty
- disturbed a union which love would otherwise have made happy, and Captain
- M'Intyre, in justice to his wife and two children, a boy and girl, had
- found himself obliged to seek his fortune in the East Indies. Being
- ordered upon an expedition against Hyder Ally, the detachment to which he
- belonged was cut off, and no news ever reached his unfortunate wife,
- whether he fell in battle, or was murdered in prison, or survived in what
- the habits of the Indian tyrant rendered a hopeless captivity. She sunk
- under the accumulated load of grief and uncertainty, and left a son and
- daughter to the charge of her brother, the existing Laird of Monkbarns.
-</p>
-<p>
- The history of that proprietor himself is soon told. Being, as we have
- said, a second son, his father destined him to a share in a substantial
- mercantile concern, carried on by some of his maternal relations. From
- this Jonathan's mind revolted in the most irreconcilable manner. He was
- then put apprentice to the profession of a writer, or attorney, in which
- he profited so far, that he made himself master of the whole forms of
- feudal investitures, and showed such pleasure in reconciling their
- incongruities, and tracing their origin, that his master had great hope
- he would one day be an able conveyancer. But he halted upon the
- threshold, and, though he acquired some knowledge of the origin and
- system of the law of his country, he could never be persuaded to apply it
- to lucrative and practical purposes. It was not from any inconsiderate
- neglect of the advantages attending the possession of money that he thus
- deceived the hopes of his master. "Were he thoughtless or light-headed, or
- <i>rei suae prodigus,</i>" said his instructor, "I would know what to make of
- him. But he never pays away a shilling without looking anxiously after
- the change, makes his sixpence go farther than another lad's half-crown,
- and wilt ponder over an old black-letter copy of the acts of parliament
- for days, rather than go to the golf or the change-house; and yet he will
- not bestow one of these days on a little business of routine, that would
- put twenty shillings in his pocket&mdash;a strange mixture of frugality and
- industry, and negligent indolence&mdash;I don't know what to make of him."
-</p>
-<p>
- But in process of time his pupil gained the means of making what he
- pleased of himself; for his father having died, was not long survived by
- his eldest son, an arrant fisher and fowler, who departed this life, in
- consequence of a cold caught in his vocation, while shooting ducks in the
- swamp called Kittlefittingmoss, notwithstanding his having drunk a bottle
- of brandy that very night to keep the cold out of his stomach. Jonathan,
- therefore, succeeded to the estate, and with it to the means of
- subsisting without the hated drudgery of the law. His wishes were very
- moderate; and as the rent of his small property rose with the improvement
- of the country, it soon greatly exceeded his wants and expenditure; and
- though too indolent to make money, he was by no means insensible to the
- pleasure of beholding it accumulate. The burghers of the town near which
- he lived regarded him with a sort of envy, as one who affected to divide
- himself from their rank in society, and whose studies and pleasures
- seemed to them alike incomprehensible. Still, however, a sort of
- hereditary respect for the Laird of Monkbarns, augmented by the knowledge
- of his being a ready-money man, kept up his consequence with this class
- of his neighbours. The country gentlemen were generally above him in
- fortune, and beneath him in intellect, and, excepting one with whom he
- lived in habits of intimacy, had little intercourse with Mr. Oldbuck of
- Monkbarns. He, had, however, the usual resources, the company of the
- clergyman, and of the doctor, when he chose to request it, and also his
- own pursuits and pleasures, being in correspondence with most of the
- virtuosi of his time, who, like himself, measured decayed entrenchments,
- made plans of ruined castles, read illegible inscriptions, and wrote
- essays on medals in the proportion of twelve pages to each letter of the
- legend. Some habits of hasty irritation he had contracted, partly, it was
- said in the borough of Fairport, from an early disappointment in love in
- virtue of which he had commenced misogynist, as he called it, but yet
- more by the obsequious attention paid to him by his maiden sister and his
- orphan niece, whom he had trained to consider him as the greatest man
- upon earth, and whom he used to boast of as the only women he had ever
- seen who were well broke in and bitted to obedience; though, it must be
- owned, Miss Grizzy Oldbuck was sometimes apt to <i>jibb</i> when he pulled the
- reins too tight. The rest of his character must be gathered from the
- story, and we dismiss with pleasure the tiresome task of recapitulation.
-</p>
-<p>
- During the time of dinner, Mr. Oldbuck, actuated by the same curiosity
- which his fellow-traveller had entertained on his account, made some
- advances, which his age and station entitled him to do in a more direct
- manner, towards ascertaining the name, destination, and quality of his
- young companion.
-</p>
-<p>
- His name, the young gentleman said, was Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What! the cat, the rat, and Lovel our dog? Was he descended from King
- Richard's favourite?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He had no pretensions," he said, "to call himself a whelp of that
- litter; his father was a north-of-England gentleman. He was at present
- travelling to Fairport (the town near to which Monkbarns was situated),
- and, if he found the place agreeable, might perhaps remain there for some
- weeks."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Was Mr. Lovel's excursion solely for pleasure?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not entirely."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Perhaps on business with some of the commercial people of Fairport?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was partly on business, but had no reference to commerce."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here he paused; and Mr. Oldbuck, having pushed his inquiries as far as
- good manners permitted, was obliged to change the conversation. The
- Antiquary, though by no means an enemy to good cheer, was a determined
- foe to all unnecessary expense on a journey; and upon his companion
- giving a hint concerning a bottle of port wine, he drew a direful picture
- of the mixture, which, he said, was usually sold under that denomination,
- and affirming that a little punch was more genuine and better suited for
- the season, he laid his hand upon the bell to order the materials. But
- Mackitchinson had, in his own mind, settled their beverage otherwise, and
- appeared bearing in his hand an immense double quart bottle, or magnum,
- as it is called in Scotland, covered with saw-dust and cobwebs, the
- warrants of its antiquity.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Punch!" said he, catching that generous sound as he entered the parlour,
- "the deil a drap punch ye'se get here the day, Monkbarns, and that ye may
- lay your account wi'."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What do you mean, you impudent rascal?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay, it's nae matter for that&mdash;but do you mind the trick ye served me
- the last time ye were here!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I trick you!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, just yoursell, Monkbarns. The Laird o' Tamlowrie and Sir Gilbert
- Grizzlecleuch, and Auld Rossballoh, and the Bailie, were just setting in
- to make an afternoon o't, and you, wi' some o' your auld-warld stories,
- that the mind o' man canna resist, whirl'd them to the back o' beyont to
- look at the auld Roman camp&mdash;Ah, sir!" turning to Lovel, "he wad wile the
- bird aff the tree wi' the tales he tells about folk lang syne&mdash;and did
- not I lose the drinking o' sax pints o' gude claret, for the deil ane wad
- hae stirred till he had seen that out at the least?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "D'ye hear the impudent scoundrel!" said Monkbarns, but laughing at the
- same time; for the worthy landlord, as he used to boast, know the measure
- of a guest's foot as well as e'er a souter on this side Solway; "well,
- well, you may send us in a bottle of port."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Port! na, na! ye maun leave port and punch to the like o' us, it's
- claret that's fit for you lairds; and, I dare say, nane of the folk ye
- speak so much o' ever drank either of the twa."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do you hear how absolute the knave is? Well, my young friend, we must
- for once prefer the <i>Falernian</i> to the <i>vile Sabinum.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- The ready landlord had the cork instantly extracted, decanted the wine
- into a vessel of suitable capaciousness, and, declaring it <i>parfumed</i> the
- very room, left his guests to make the most of it.
-</p>
-<p>
- Mackitchinson's wine was really good, and had its effect upon the spirits
- of the elder guest, who told some good stories, cut some sly jokes, and
- at length entered into a learned discussion concerning the ancient
- dramatists; a ground on which he found his new acquaintance so strong,
- that at length he began to suspect he had made them his professional
- study. "A traveller partly for business and partly for pleasure?&mdash;why,
- the stage partakes of both; it is a labour to the performers, and
- affords, or is meant to afford, pleasure to the spectators. He seems, in
- manner and rank, above the class of young men who take that turn; but I
- remember hearing them say, that the little theatre at Fairport was to
- open with the performance of a young gentleman, being his first
- appearance on any stage.&mdash;If this should be thee, Lovel!&mdash;Lovel? yes,
- Lovel or Belville are just the names which youngsters are apt to assume
- on such occasions&mdash;on my life, I am sorry for the lad."
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck was habitually parsimonious, but in no respects mean; his
- first thought was to save his fellow-traveller any part of the expense of
- the entertainment, which he supposed must be in his situation more or
- less inconvenient. He therefore took an opportunity of settling privately
- with Mr. Mackitchinson. The young traveller remonstrated against his
- liberality, and only acquiesced in deference to his years and
- respectability.
-</p>
-<p>
- The mutual satisfaction which they found in each other's society induced
- Mr. Oldbuck to propose, and Lovel willingly to accept, a scheme for
- travelling together to the end of their journey. Mr. Oldbuck intimated a
- wish to pay two-thirds of the hire of a post-chaise, saying, that a
- proportional quantity of room was necessary to his accommodation; but
- this Mr. Lovel resolutely declined. Their expense then was mutual, unless
- when Lovel occasionally slipt a shilling into the hand of a growling
- postilion; for Oldbuck, tenacious of ancient customs, never extended his
- guerdon beyond eighteen-pence a stage. In this manner they travelled,
- until they arrived at Fairport* about two o'clock on the following day.
-</p>
-<p>
- * [The "Fairport" of this novel is supposed to refer to the town of *
- Arbroath, in Forfarshire, and "Musselcrag," <i>post,</i> to the fishing
- village of * Auchmithie, in the same county.]
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel probably expected that his travelling companion would have invited
- him to dinner on his arrival; but his consciousness of a want of ready
- preparation for unexpected guests, and perhaps some other reasons,
- prevented Oldbuck from paying him that attention. He only begged to see
- him as early as he could make it convenient to call in a forenoon,
- recommended him to a widow who had apartments to let, and to a person who
- kept a decent ordinary; cautioning both of them apart, that he only knew
- Mr. Lovel as a pleasant companion in a post-chaise, and did not mean to
- guarantee any bills which he might contract while residing at Fairport.
- The young gentleman's figure and manners; not to mention a well-furnished
- trunk, which soon arrived by sea, to his address at Fairport, probably
- went as far in his favour as the limited recommendation of his
- fellow-traveller.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0003"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER THIRD.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- He had a routh o' auld nick-nackets,
- Rusty airn caps, and jinglin-jackets,
- Would held the Loudons three in tackets,
- A towmond gude;
- And parritch-pats, and auld sayt-backets,
- Afore the flude.
- Burns.
-</pre>
-<p>
- After he had settled himself in his new apartments at Fairport, Mr. Lovel
- bethought him of paying the requested visit to his fellow-traveller. He
- did not make it earlier, because, with all the old gentleman's
- good-humour and information, there had sometimes glanced forth in his
- language and manner towards him an air of superiority, which his
- companion considered as being fully beyond what the difference of age
- warranted. He therefore waited the arrival of his baggage from Edinburgh,
- that he might arrange his dress according to the fashion of the day, and
- make his exterior corresponding to the rank in society which he supposed
- or felt himself entitled to hold.
-</p>
-<p>
- It was the fifth day after his arrival, that, having made the necessary
- inquiries concerning the road, he went forth to pay his respects at
- Monkbarns. A footpath leading over a heathy hill, and through two or
- three meadows, conducted him to this mansion, which stood on the opposite
- side of the hill aforesaid, and commanded a fine prospect of the bay and
- shipping. Secluded from the town by the rising ground, which also
- screened it from the north-west wind, the house had a solitary, and
- sheltered appearance. The exterior had little to recommend it. It was an
- irregular old-fashioned building, some part of which had belonged to a
- grange, or solitary farm-house, inhabited by the bailiff, or steward, of
- the monastery, when the place was in possession of the monks. It was here
- that the community stored up the grain, which they received as
- ground-rent from their vassals; for, with the prudence belonging to their
- order, all their conventional revenues were made payable in kind, and
- hence, as the present proprietor loved to tell, came the name of
- Monkbarns. To the remains of the bailiff's house, the succeeding lay
- inhabitants had made various additions in proportion to the accommodation
- required by their families; and, as this was done with an equal contempt
- of convenience within and architectural regularity without, the whole
- bore the appearance of a hamlet which had suddenly stood still when in
- the act of leading down one of Amphion's, or Orpheus's, country dances.
- It was surrounded by tall clipped hedges of yew and holly, some of which
- still exhibited the skill of the <i>topiarian</i> artist,* and presented
- curious arm-chairs, towers, and the figures of Saint George and the
- Dragon.
-</p>
-<p>
- * <i>Ars Topiaria,</i> the art of clipping yew-hedges into fantastic figures.
- A Latin poem, entitled <i>Ars Topiaria,</i> contains a curious account of the
- process.
-</p>
-<p>
- The taste of Mr. Oldbuck did not disturb these monuments of an art now
- unknown, and he was the less tempted so to do, as it must necessarily
- have broken the heart of the old gardener. One tall embowering holly was,
- however, sacred from the shears; and, on a garden seat beneath its shade,
- Lovel beheld his old friend with spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
- busily employed in perusing the London Chronicle, soothed by the summer
- breeze through the rustling leaves, and the distant dash of the waves as
- they rippled upon the sand.
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck immediately rose, and advanced to greet his travelling
- acquaintance with a hearty shake of the hand. "By my faith," said he, "I
- began to think you had changed your mind, and found the stupid people of
- Fairport so tiresome, that you judged them unworthy of your talents, and
- had taken French leave, as my old friend and brother-antiquary Mac-Cribb
- did, when he went off with one of my Syrian medals."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hope, my good sir, I should have fallen under no such imputation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Quite as bad, let me tell you, if you had stolen yourself away without
- giving me the pleasure of seeing you again. I had rather you had taken my
- copper Otho himself.&mdash;But come, let me show you the way into my <i>sanctum
- sanctorum</i>&mdash;my cell I may call it, for, except two idle hussies of
- womankind," (by this contemptuous phrase, borrowed from his
- brother-antiquary, the cynic Anthony a-Wood, Mr. Oldbuck was used to
- denote the fair sex in general, and his sister and niece in particular),
- "that, on some idle pretext of relationship, have established themselves
- in my premises, I live here as much a Coenobite as my predecessor, John
- o' the Girnell, whose grave I will show you by and by."
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus speaking the old gentleman led the way through a low door; but
- before entrance, suddenly stopped short to point out some vestiges of
- what he called an inscription, and, shaking his head as he pronounced it
- totally illegible, "Ah! if you but knew, Mr. Lovel, the time and trouble
- that these mouldering traces of letters have cost me! No mother ever
- travailed so for a child&mdash;and all to no purpose&mdash;although I am almost
- positive that these two last marks imply the figures, or letters, LV, and
- may give us a good guess at the real date of the building, since we know,
- <i>aliunde,</i> that it was founded by Abbot Waldimir about the middle of the
- fourteenth century&mdash;and, I profess, I think that centre ornament might be
- made out by better eyes than mine."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think," answered Lovel, willing to humour the old man, "it has
- something the appearance of a mitre."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I protest you are right! you are right! it never struck me before&mdash;see
- what it is to have younger eyes&mdash;A mitre&mdash;a mitre&mdash;it corresponds in
- every respect."
-</p>
-<p>
- The resemblance was not much nearer than that of Polonius's cloud to a
- whale, or an owzel; it was sufficient, however, to set the Antiquary's
- brains to work. "A mitre, my dear sir," continued he, as he led the way
- through a labyrinth of inconvenient and dark passages, and accompanied
- his disquisition with certain necessary cautions to his guest&mdash;"A mitre,
- my dear sir, will suit our abbot as well as a bishop&mdash;he was a mitred
- abbot, and at the very top of the roll&mdash;take care of these three steps&mdash;I
- know Mac-Cribb denies this, but it is as certain as that he took away my
- Antigonus, no leave asked&mdash;you'll see the name of the Abbot of Trotcosey,
- <i>Abbas Trottocosiensis,</i> at the head of the rolls of parliament in the
- fourteenth and fifteenth centuries&mdash;there is very little light here, and
- these cursed womankind always leave their tubs in the passage&mdash;now take,
- care of the corner&mdash;ascend twelve steps, and ye are safe!"
-</p>
-<a name="image-0005"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pa026.jpg" height="802" width="555"
-alt="The Antiquary and Lovel--the Sanctum
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck had by this time attained the top of the winding stair which
- led to his own apartment, and opening a door, and pushing aside a piece
- of tapestry with which it was covered, his first exclamation was, "What
- are you about here, you sluts?" A dirty barefooted chambermaid threw down
- her duster, detected in the heinous fact of arranging the <i>sanctum
- sanctorum,</i> and fled out of an opposite door from the face of her
- incensed master. A genteel-looking young woman, who was superintending
- the operation, stood her ground, but with some timidity.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, uncle, your room was not fit to be seen, and I just came to see
- that Jenny laid everything down where she took it up."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And how dare you, or Jenny either, presume to meddle with my private
- matters?" (Mr. Oldbuck hated <i>puttting to rights</i> as much as Dr.
- Orkborne, or any other professed student.) "Go, sew your sampler, you
- monkey, and do not let me find you here again, as you value your ears.&mdash;I
- assure you, Mr. Lovel, that the last inroad of these pretended friends to
- cleanliness was almost as fatal to my collection as Hudibras's visit to
- that of Sidrophel; and I have ever since missed
-</p>
-<pre>
- My copperplate, with almanacks
- Engraved upon't and other knacks
- My moon-dial, with Napier's bones,
- And several constellation Stones;
- My flea, my morpeon, and punaise,
- I purchased for my proper ease.
-</pre>
-<p>
- And so forth, as old Butler has it."
-</p>
-<p>
- The young lady, after courtesying to Lovel, had taken the opportunity to
- make her escape during this enumeration of losses. "You'll be poisoned
- here with the volumes of dust they have raised," continued the Antiquary;
- "but I assure you the dust was very ancient, peaceful, quiet dust, about
- an hour ago, and would have remained so for a hundred years, had not
- these gipsies disturbed it, as they do everything else in the world."
-</p>
-<p>
- It was indeed some time before Lovel could, through the thick atmosphere,
- perceive in what sort of den his friend had constructed his retreat. It
- was a lofty room of middling size, obscurely lighted by high narrow
- latticed windows. One end was entirely occupied by book-shelves, greatly
- too limited in space for the number of volumes placed upon them, which
- were, therefore, drawn up in ranks of two or three files deep, while
- numberless others littered the floor and the tables, amid a chaos of
- maps, engraving, scraps of parchment, bundles of papers, pieces of old
- armour, swords, dirks, helmets, and Highland targets. Behind Mr.
- Oldbuck's seat (which was an ancient leathern-covered easy-chair, worn
- smooth by constant use) was a huge oaken cabinet, decorated at each
- corner with Dutch cherubs, having their little duck-wings displayed, and
- great jolter-headed visages placed between them. The top of this cabinet
- was covered with busts, and Roman lamps and paterae, intermingled with
- one or two bronze figures. The walls of the apartment were partly clothed
- with grim old tapestry, representing the memorable story of Sir Gawaine's
- wedding, in which full justice was done to the ugliness of the Lothely
- Lady; although, to judge from his own looks, the gentle knight had less
- reason to be disgusted with the match on account of disparity of outward
- favour, than the romancer has given us to understand. The rest of the
- room was panelled, or wainscotted, with black oak, against which hung two
- or three portraits in armour, being characters in Scottish history,
- favourites of Mr. Oldbuck, and as many in tie-wigs and laced coats,
- staring representatives of his own ancestors. A large old-fashioned oaken
- table was covered with a profusion of papers, parchments, books, and
- nondescript trinkets and gewgaws, which seemed to have little to
- recommend them, besides rust and the antiquity which it indicates. In the
- midst of this wreck of ancient books and utensils, with a gravity equal
- to Marius among the ruins of Carthage, sat a large black cat, which, to a
- superstitious eye, might have presented the <i>genius loci,</i> the tutelar
- demon of the apartment. The floor, as well as the table and chairs, was
- overflowed by the same <i>mare magnum</i> of miscellaneous trumpery, where it
- would have been as impossible to find any individual article wanted, as
- to put it to any use when discovered.
-</p>
-<p>
- Amid this medley, it was no easy matter to find one's way to a chair,
- without stumbling over a prostrate folio, or the still more awkward
- mischance of overturning some piece of Roman or ancient British pottery.
- And, when the chair was attained, it had to be disencumbered, with a
- careful hand, of engravings which might have received damage, and of
- antique spurs and buckles, which would certainly have occasioned it to
- any sudden occupant. Of this the Antiquary made Lovel particularly aware,
- adding, that his friend, the Rev. Doctor Heavysterne from the Low
- Countries, had sustained much injury by sitting down suddenly and
- incautiously on three ancient calthrops, or <i>craw-taes,</i> which had been
- lately dug up in the bog near Bannockburn, and which, dispersed by Robert
- Bruce to lacerate the feet of the English chargers, came thus in process
- of time to endamage the sitting part of a learned professor of Utrecht.
-</p>
-<p>
- Having at length fairly settled himself, and being nothing loath to make
- inquiry concerning the strange objects around him, which his host was
- equally ready, as far as possible, to explain, Lovel was introduced to a
- large club, or bludgeon, with an iron spike at the end of it, which, it
- seems, had been lately found in a field on the Monkbarns property,
- adjacent to an old burying-ground. It had mightily the air of such a
- stick as the Highland reapers use to walk with on their annual
- peregrinations from their mountains; but Mr. Oldbuck was strongly tempted
- to believe, that, as its shape was singular, it might have been one of
- the clubs with which the monks armed their peasants in lieu of more
- martial weapons,&mdash;whence, he observed, the villains were called
- <i>Colve-carles,</i> or <i>Kolb-kerls,</i> that is, <i>Clavigeri,</i> or club-bearers.
- For the truth of this custom, he quoted the chronicle of Antwerp and that
- of St. Martin; against which authorities Lovel had nothing to oppose,
- having never heard of them till that moment.
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck next exhibited thumb-screws, which had given the Covenanters
- of former days the cramp in their joints, and a collar with the name of a
- fellow convicted of theft, whose services, as the inscription bore, had
- been adjudged to a neighbouring baron, in lieu of the modern Scottish
- punishment, which, as Oldbuck said, sends such culprits to enrich England
- by their labour, and themselves by their dexterity. Many and various were
- the other curiosities which he showed;&mdash;but it was chiefly upon his books
- that he prided himself, repeating, with a complacent air, as he led the
- way to the crowded and dusty shelves, the verses of old Chaucer&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- For he would rather have, at his bed-head,
- A twenty books, clothed in black or red,
- Of Aristotle, or his philosophy,
- Than robes rich, rebeck, or saltery.
-</pre>
-<p>
- This pithy motto he delivered, shaking his head, and giving each guttural
- the true Anglo-Saxon enunciation, which is now forgotten in the southern
- parts of this realm.
-</p>
-<p>
- The collection was indeed a curious one, and might well be envied by an
- amateur. Yet it was not collected at the enormous prices of modern times,
- which are sufficient to have appalled the most determined as well as
- earliest bibliomaniac upon record, whom we take to have been none else
- than the renowned Don Quixote de la Mancha, as, among other slight
- indications of an infirm understanding, he is stated, by his veracious
- historian, Cid Hamet Benengeli, to have exchanged fields and farms for
- folios and quartos of chivalry. In this species of exploit, the good
- knight-errant has been imitated by lords, knights, and squires of our own
- day, though we have not yet heard of any that has mistaken an inn for a
- castle, or laid his lance in rest against a windmill. Mr. Oldbuck did not
- follow these collectors in such excess of expenditure; but, taking a
- pleasure in the personal labour of forming his library, saved his purse
- at the expense of his time and toil, He was no encourager of that
- ingenious race of peripatetic middle-men, who, trafficking between the
- obscure keeper of a stall and the eager amateur, make their profit at
- once of the ignorance of the former, and the dear-bought skill and taste
- of the latter. When such were mentioned in his hearing, he seldom failed
- to point out how necessary it was to arrest the object of your curiosity
- in its first transit, and to tell his favourite story of Snuffy Davie and
- Caxton's Game at Chess.&mdash;"Davy Wilson," he said, "commonly called Snuffy
- Davy, from his inveterate addiction to black rappee, was the very prince
- of scouts for searching blind alleys, cellars, and stalls for rare
- volumes. He had the scent of a slow-hound, sir, and the snap of a
- bull-dog. He would detect you an old black-letter ballad among the leaves
- of a law-paper, and find an <i>editio princeps</i> under the mask of a school
- Corderius. Snuffy Davy bought the Game of Chess, 1474, the first book
- ever printed in England, from a stall in Holland, for about two groschen,
- or twopence of our money. He sold it to Osborne for twenty pounds, and as
- many books as came to twenty pounds more. Osborne resold this inimitable
- windfall to Dr. Askew for sixty guineas. At Dr. Askew's sale," continued
- the old gentleman, kindling as he spoke, "this inestimable treasure
- blazed forth in its full value, and was purchased by Royalty itself for
- one hundred and seventy pounds!&mdash;Could a copy now occur, Lord only
- knows," he ejaculated, with a deep sigh and lifted-up hands&mdash;"Lord only
- knows what would be its ransom; and yet it was originally secured, by
- skill and research, for the easy equivalent of two-pence sterling. *
- Happy, thrice happy, Snuffy Davie!&mdash;and blessed were the times when thy
- industry could be so rewarded!
-</p>
-<p>
- * This bibliomaniacal anecdote is literally true; and David Wilson, the
- author need not tell his brethren of the Roxburghe and Bannatyne Clubs,
- was a real personage.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Even I, sir," he went on, "though far inferior in industry and
- discernment and presence of mind, to that great man, can show you a
- few&mdash;a very few things, which I have collected, not by force of money, as any
- wealthy man might,&mdash;although, as my friend Lucian says, he might chance
- to throw away his coin only to illustrate his ignorance,&mdash;but gained in a
- manner that shows I know something of the matter. See this bundle of
- ballads, not one of them later than 1700, and some of them an hundred
- years older. I wheedled an old woman out of these, who loved them better
- than her psalm-book. Tobacco, sir, snuff, and the Complete Syren, were
- the equivalent! For that, mutilated copy of the Complaynt of Scotland, I
- sat out the drinking of two dozen bottles of strong ale with the late
- learned proprietor, who, in gratitude, bequeathed it to me by his last
- will. These little Elzevirs are the memoranda and trophies of many a walk
- by night and morning through the Cowgate, the Canongate, the Bow, St.
- Mary's Wynd,&mdash;wherever, in fine, there were to be found brokers and
- trokers, those miscellaneous dealers in things rare and curious. How
- often have I stood haggling on a halfpenny, lest, by a too ready
- acquiescence in the dealer's first price, he should be led to suspect the
- value I set upon the article!&mdash;how have I trembled, lest some passing
- stranger should chop in between me and the prize, and regarded each poor
- student of divinity that stopped to turn over the books at the stall, as
- a rival amateur, or prowling bookseller in disguise!&mdash;And then, Mr.
- Lovel, the sly satisfaction with which one pays the consideration, and
- pockets the article, affecting a cold indifference, while the hand is
- trembling with pleasure!&mdash;Then to dazzle the eyes of our wealthier and
- emulous rivals by showing them such a treasure as this" (displaying a
- little black smoked book about the size of a primer); "to enjoy their
- surprise and envy, shrouding meanwhile, under a veil of mysterious
- consciousness, our own superior knowledge and dexterity these, my young
- friend, these are the white moments of life, that repay the toil, and
- pains, and sedulous attention, which our profession, above all others, so
- peculiarly demands!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel was not a little amused at hearing the old gentleman run on in this
- manner, and, however incapable of entering into the full merits of what
- he beheld, he admired, as much as could have been expected, the various
- treasures which Oldbuck exhibited. Here were editions esteemed as being
- the first, and there stood those scarcely less regarded as being the last
- and best; here was a book valued because it had the author's final
- improvements, and there another which (strange to tell!) was in request
- because it had them not. One was precious because it was a folio, another
- because it was a duodecimo; some because they were tall, some because
- they were short; the merit of this lay in the title-page&mdash;of that in the
- arrangement of the letters in the word Finis. There was, it seemed, no
- peculiar distinction, however trifling or minute, which might not give
- value to a volume, providing the indispensable quality of scarcity, or
- rare occurrence, was attached to it.
-</p>
-<p>
- Not the least fascinating was the original broadside,&mdash;the Dying Speech,
- Bloody Murder, or Wonderful Wonder of Wonders,&mdash;in its primary tattered
- guise, as it was hawked through the streets, and sold for the cheap and
- easy price of one penny, though now worth the weight of that penny in
- gold. On these the Antiquary dilated with transport, and read, with a
- rapturous voice, the elaborate titles, which bore the same proportion to
- the contents that the painted signs without a showman's booth do to the
- animals within. Mr. Oldbuck, for example, piqued himself especially in
- possessing an <i>unique</i> broadside, entitled and called "Strange and
- Wonderful News from Chipping-Norton, in the County of Oxon, of certain
- dreadful Apparitions which were seen in the Air on the 26th of July 1610,
- at Half an Hour after Nine o'Clock at Noon, and continued till Eleven, in
- which Time was seen Appearances of several flaming Swords, strange
- Motions of the superior Orbs; with the unusual Sparkling of the Stars,
- with their dreadful Continuations; With the Account of the Opening of the
- Heavens, and strange Appearances therein disclosing themselves, with
- several other prodigious Circumstances not heard of in any Age, to the
- great Amazement of the Beholders, as it was communicated in a Letter to
- one Mr. Colley, living in West Smithfield, and attested by Thomas Brown,
- Elizabeth Greenaway, and Anne Gutheridge, who were Spectators of the
- dreadful Apparitions: And if any one would be further satisfied of the
- Truth of this Relation, let them repair to Mr. Nightingale's at the Bear
- Inn, in West Smithfield, and they may be satisfied."*
-</p>
-<p>
- * Of this thrice and four times rare broadside, the author possesses an
- exemplar.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You laugh at this," said the proprietor of the collection, "and I
- forgive you. I do acknowledge that the charms on which we doat are not so
- obvious to the eyes of youth as those of a fair lady; but you will grow
- wiser, and see more justly, when you come to wear spectacles.&mdash;Yet stay,
- I have one piece of antiquity, which you, perhaps, will prize more
- highly."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, Mr. Oldbuck unlocked a drawer, and took out a bundle of keys,
- then pulled aside a piece of the tapestry which concealed the door of a
- small closet, into which he descended by four stone steps, and, after
- some tinkling among bottles and cans, produced two long-stalked
- wine-glasses with bell mouths, such as are seen in Teniers' pieces, and a
- small bottle of what he called rich racy canary, with a little bit of
- diet cake, on a small silver server of exquisite old workmanship. "I will
- say nothing of the server," he remarked, "though it is said to have been
- wrought by the old mad Florentine, Benvenuto Cellini. But, Mr. Lovel, our
- ancestors drank sack&mdash;you, who admire the drama, know where that's to be
- found.&mdash;Here's success to your exertions at Fairport, sir!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And to you, sir, and an ample increase to your treasure, with no more
- trouble on your part than is just necessary to make the acquisitions
- valuable."
-</p>
-<p>
- After a libation so suitable to the amusement in which they had been
- engaged, Lovel rose to take his leave, and Mr. Oldbuck prepared to give
- him his company a part of the way, and show him something worthy of his
- curiosity on his return to Fairport.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FOURTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- The pawkie auld carle cam ower the lea,
- Wi' mony good-e'ens and good-morrows to me,
- Saying, Kind Sir, for your courtesy,
- Will ye lodge a silly puir man?
- The Gaberlunzie Man.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Our two friends moved through a little orchard, where the aged
- apple-trees, well loaded with fruit, showed, as is usual in the
- neighbourhood of monastic buildings, that the days of the monks had not
- always been spent in indolence, but often dedicated to horticulture and
- gardening. Mr. Oldbuck failed not to make Lovel remark, that the planters
- of those days were possessed of the modern secret of preventing the roots
- of the fruit-trees from penetrating the till, and compelling them to
- spread in a lateral direction, by placing paving-stones beneath the trees
- when first planted, so as to interpose between their fibres and the
- subsoil. "This old fellow," he said, "which was blown down last summer,
- and still, though half reclined on the ground, is covered with fruit, has
- been, as you may see, accommodated with such a barrier between his roots
- and the unkindly till. That other tree has a story:&mdash;the fruit is called
- the Abbot's Apple; the lady of a neighbouring baron was so fond of it,
- that she would often pay a visit to Monkbarns, to have the pleasure of
- gathering it from the tree. The husband, a jealous man, belike, suspected
- that a taste so nearly resembling that of Mother Eve prognosticated a
- similar fall. As the honour of a noble family is concerned, I will say no
- more on the subject, only that the lands of Lochard and Cringlecut still
- pay a fine of six bolls of barley annually, to atone the guilt of their
- audacious owner, who intruded himself and his worldly suspicions upon the
- seclusion of the Abbot and his penitent.&mdash;Admire the little belfry rising
- above the ivy-mantled porch&mdash;there was here a <i>hospitium, hospitale,</i> or
- <i>hospitamentum</i> (for it is written all these various ways in the old
- writings and evidents), in which the monks received pilgrims. I know our
- minister has said, in the Statistical Account, that the <i>hospitium</i> was
- situated either in the lands of Haltweary or upon those of Half-starvet;
- but he is incorrect, Mr. Lovel&mdash;that is the gate called still the
- Palmer's Port, and my gardener found many hewn stones, when he was
- trenching the ground for winter celery, several of which I have sent as
- specimens to my learned friends, and to the various antiquarian societies
- of which I am an unworthy member. But I will say no more at present; I
- reserve something for another visit, and we have an object of real
- curiosity before us."
-</p>
-<p>
- While he was thus speaking, he led the way briskly through one or two
- rich pasture-meadows, to an open heath or common, and so to the top of a
- gentle eminence. "Here," he said, "Mr. Lovel, is a truly remarkable
- spot."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It commands a fine view," said his companion, looking around him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "True: but it is not for the prospect I brought you hither; do you see
- nothing else remarkable?&mdash;nothing on the surface of the ground?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, yes; I do see something like a ditch, indistinctly marked."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indistinctly!&mdash;pardon me, sir, but the indistinctness must be in your
- powers of vision. Nothing can be more plainly traced&mdash;a proper <i>agger</i> or
- <i>vallum,</i> with its corresponding ditch or <i>fossa.</i> Indistinctly! why,
- Heaven help you, the lassie, my niece, as light-headed a goose as
- womankind affords, saw the traces of the ditch at once. Indistinct!&mdash;why,
- the great station at Ardoch, or that at Burnswark in Annandale, may be
- clearer, doubtless, because they are stative forts, whereas this was only
- an occasional encampment. Indistinct!&mdash;why, you must suppose that fools,
- boors, and idiots, have ploughed up the land, and, like beasts and
- ignorant savages, have thereby obliterated two sides of the square, and
- greatly injured the third; but you see, yourself, the fourth side is
- quite entire!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel endeavoured to apologize, and to explain away his ill-timed phrase,
- and pleaded his inexperience. But he was not at once quite successful.
- His first expression had come too frankly and naturally not to alarm the
- Antiquary, and he could not easily get over the shock it had given him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "My dear sir," continued the senior, "your eyes are not inexperienced:
- you know a ditch from level ground, I presume, when you see them?
- Indistinct! why, the very common people, the very least boy that can herd
- a cow, calls it the Kaim of Kinprunes; and if that does not imply an
- ancient camp, I am ignorant what does."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel having again acquiesced, and at length lulled to sleep the
- irritated and suspicious vanity of the Antiquary, he proceeded in his
- task of cicerone. "You must know," he said, "our Scottish antiquaries
- have been greatly divided about the local situation of the final conflict
- between Agricola and the Caledonians; some contend for Ardoch in
- Strathallan, some for Innerpeffry, some for the Raedykes in the Mearns,
- and some are for carrying the scene of action as far north as Blair in
- Athole. Now, after all this discussion," continued the old gentleman,
- with one of his slyest and most complacent looks, "what would you think,
- Mr. Lovel,&mdash;I say, what would you think,&mdash;if the memorable scene of
- conflict should happen to be on the very spot called the Kaim of
- Kinprunes, the property of the obscure and humble individual who now
- speaks to you?" Then, having paused a little, to suffer his guest to
- digest a communication so important, he resumed his disquisition in a
- higher tone. "Yes, my good friend, I am indeed greatly deceived if this
- place does not correspond with all the marks of that celebrated place of
- action. It was near to the Grampian mountains&mdash;lo! yonder they are,
- mixing and contending with the sky on the skirts of the horizon! It was
- <i>in conspectu classis</i>&mdash;in sight of the Roman fleet; and would any
- admiral, Roman or British, wish a fairer bay to ride in than that on your
- right hand? It is astonishing how blind we professed antiquaries
- sometimes are! Sir Robert Sibbald, Saunders Gordon, General Roy, Dr.
- Stokely,&mdash;why, it escaped all of them. I was unwilling to say a word
- about it till I had secured the ground, for it belonged to auld Johnnie
- Howie, a bonnet-laird* hard by, and many a communing we had before he and
- I could agree.
-</p>
-<p>
- * A bonnet-laird signifies a petty proprietor, wearing the dress, along
- with the habits of a yeoman.
-</p>
-<p>
- At length&mdash;I am almost ashamed to say it&mdash;but I even brought my mind to
- give acre for acre of my good corn-land for this barren spot. But then it
- was a national concern; and when the scene of so celebrated an event
- became my own, I was overpaid.&mdash;Whose patriotism would not grow warmer,
- as old Johnson says, on the plains of Marathon? I began to trench the
- ground, to see what might be discovered; and the third day, sir, we found
- a stone, which I have transported to Monkbarns, in order to have the
- sculpture taken off with plaster of Paris; it bears a sacrificing vessel,
- and the letters A. D. L. L. which may stand, without much violence, for
- <i>Agricola Dicavit Libens Lubens.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Certainly, sir; for the Dutch Antiquaries claim Caligula as the founder
- of a light-house, on the sole authority of the letters C. C. P. F., which
- they interpret <i>Caius Caligula Pharum Fecit.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "True, and it has ever been recorded as a sound exposition. I see we
- shall make something of you even before you wear spectacles,
- notwithstanding you thought the traces of this beautiful camp indistinct
- when you first observed them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In time, sir, and by good instruction"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "&mdash;You will become more apt&mdash;I doubt it not. You shall peruse, upon your
- next visit to Monkbarns, my trivial Essay upon Castrametation, with some
- particular Remarks upon the Vestiges of Ancient Fortifications lately
- discovered by the Author at the Kaim of Kinprunes. I think I have pointed
- out the infallible touchstone of supposed antiquity. I premise a few
- general rules on that point, on the nature, namely, of the evidence to be
- received in such cases. Meanwhile be pleased to observe, for example,
- that I could press into my service Claudian's famous line,
-</p>
-<pre>
- Ille Caledoniis posuit qui castra pruinis.
-</pre>
-<p>
- For <i>pruinis,</i> though interpreted to mean <i>hoar frosts,</i> to which I own
- we are somewhat subject in this north-eastern sea-coast, may also signify
- a locality, namely, <i>Prunes;</i> the <i>Castra Pruinis posita</i> would therefore
- be the Kaim of Kinprunes. But I waive this, for I am sensible it might be
- laid hold of by cavillers as carrying down my Castra to the time of
- Theodosius, sent by Valentinian into Britain as late as the year 367, or
- thereabout. No, my good friend, I appeal to people's eye-sight. Is not
- here the Decuman gate? and there, but for the ravage of the horrid
- plough, as a learned friend calls it, would be the Praetorian gate. On
- the left hand you may see some slight vestiges of the <i>porta sinistra,</i>
- and on the right, one side of the <i>porta dextra</i> wellnigh entire. Here,
- then, let us take our stand, on this tumulus, exhibiting the foundation
- of ruined buildings,&mdash;the central point&mdash;the <i>praetorium,</i> doubtless, of
- the camp. From this place, now scarce to be distinguished but by its
- slight elevation and its greener turf from the rest of the fortification,
- we may suppose Agricola to have looked forth on the immense army of
- Caledonians, occupying the declivities of yon opposite hill,&mdash;the
- infantry rising rank over rank, as the form of ground displayed their
- array to its utmost advantage,&mdash;the cavalry and <i>covinarii,</i> by which I
- understand the charioteers&mdash;another guise of folks from your Bond-street
- four-in-hand men, I trow&mdash;scouring the more level space below&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;See, then, Lovel&mdash;See&mdash;
- See that huge battle moving from the mountains!
- Their gilt coats shine like dragon scales;&mdash;their march
- Like a rough tumbling storm.&mdash;See them, and view them,
- And then see Rome no more!&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- Yes, my dear friend, from this stance it is probable&mdash;nay, it is nearly
- certain, that Julius Agricola beheld what our Beaumont has so admirably
- described!&mdash;From this very Praetorium"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- A voice from behind interrupted his ecstatic description&mdash;"Praetorian
- here, Praetorian there, I mind the bigging o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- Both at once turned round, Lovel with surprise, and Oldbuck with mingled
- surprise and indignation, at so uncivil an interruption. An auditor had
- stolen upon them, unseen and unheard, amid the energy of the Antiquary's
- enthusiastic declamation, and the attentive civility of Lovel. He had the
- exterior appearance of a mendicant. A slouched hat of huge dimensions; a
- long white beard which mingled with his grizzled hair; an aged but
- strongly marked and expressive countenance, hardened, by climate and
- exposure, to a right brick-dust complexion; a long blue gown, with a
- pewter badge on the right arm; two or three wallets, or bags, slung
- across his shoulder, for holding the different kinds of meal, when he
- received his charity in kind from those who were but a degree richer than
- himself:&mdash;all these marked at once a beggar by profession, and one of
- that privileged class which are called in Scotland the King's Bedesmen,
- or, vulgarly, Blue-Gowns.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is that you say, Edie?" said Oldbuck, hoping, perhaps, that his
- ears had betrayed their duty&mdash;"what were you speaking about!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "About this bit bourock, your honour," answered the undaunted Edie; "I
- mind the bigging o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The devil you do! Why, you old fool, it was here before you were born,
- and will be after you are hanged, man!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hanged or drowned, here or awa, dead or alive, I mind the bigging o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You&mdash;you&mdash;you&mdash;," said the Antiquary, stammering between confusion and
- anger, "you strolling old vagabond, what the devil do you know about it?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, I ken this about it, Monkbarns&mdash;and what profit have I for telling
- ye a lie?&mdash;l just ken this about it, that about twenty years syne, I, and
- a wheen hallenshakers like mysell, and the mason-lads that built the lang
- dike that gaes down the loaning, and twa or three herds maybe, just set
- to wark, and built this bit thing here that ye ca' the&mdash;the&mdash;Praetorian,
- and a' just for a bield at auld Aiken Drum's bridal, and a bit blithe
- gae-down wi' had in't, some sair rainy weather. Mair by token, Monkbarns,
- if ye howk up the bourock, as ye seem to have began, yell find, if ye hae
- not fund it already, a stane that ane o' the mason-callants cut a ladle
- on to have a bourd at the bridegroom, and he put four letters on't,
- that's A. D. L. L.&mdash;Aiken Drum's Lang Ladle&mdash;for Aiken was ane o' the
- kale-suppers o' Fife."
-</p>
-<p>
- "This," thought Lovel to himself, "is a famous counterpart to the story
- of <i>Keip on this syde.</i>" He then ventured to steal a glance at our
- Antiquary, but quickly withdrew it in sheer compassion. For, gentle
- reader, if thou hast ever beheld the visage of a damsel of sixteen, whose
- romance of true love has been blown up by an untimely discovery, or of a
- child of ten years, whose castle of cards has been blown down by a
- malicious companion, I can safely aver to you, that Jonathan Oldbuck of
- Monkbarns looked neither more wise nor less disconcerted.
-</p>
-<p>
- "There is some mistake about this," he said, abruptly turning away from
- the mendicant.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Deil a bit on my side o' the wa'," answered the sturdy beggar; "I never
- deal in mistakes, they aye bring mischances.&mdash;Now, Monkbarns, that young
- gentleman, that's wi' your honour, thinks little of a carle like me; and
- yet, I'll wager I'll tell him whar he was yestreen at the gloamin, only
- he maybe wadna like to hae't spoken o' in company."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel's soul rushed to his cheeks, with the vivid blush of
- two-and-twenty.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Never mind the old rogue," said Mr. Oldbuck; "don't suppose I think the
- worse of you for your profession; they are only prejudiced fools and
- coxcombs that do so. You remember what old Tully says in his oration,
- <i>pro Archia poeta,</i> concerning one of your confraternity&mdash;<i>quis nostrum
- tam anino agresti ac duro fuit&mdash;ut&mdash;ut</i>&mdash;I forget the Latin&mdash;the meaning
- is, which of us was so rude and barbarous as to remain unmoved at the
- death of the great Roscius, whose advanced age was so far from preparing
- us for his death, that we rather hoped one so graceful, so excellent in
- his art, ought to be exempted from the common lot of mortality? So the
- Prince of Orators spoke of the stage and its professor."
-</p>
-<p>
- The words of the old man fell upon Lovel's ears, but without conveying
- any precise idea to his mind, which was then occupied in thinking by what
- means the old beggar, who still continued to regard him with a
- countenance provokingly sly and intelligent, had contrived to thrust
- himself into any knowledge of his affairs. He put his hand in his pocket
- as the readiest mode of intimating his desire of secrecy, and securing
- the concurrence of the person whom he addressed; and while he bestowed on
- him an alms, the amount of which rather bore proportion to his fears than
- to his charity, looked at him with a marked expression, which the
- mendicant, a physiognomist by profession, seemed perfectly to
- understand.&mdash;"Never mind me, sir&mdash;I am no tale-pyet; but there are mair
- een in the warld than mine," answered he as he pocketed Lovel's bounty,
- but in a tone to be heard by him alone, and with an expression which
- amply filled up what was left unspoken. Then turning to Oldbuck&mdash;"I am
- awa' to the manse, your honour. Has your honour ony word there, or to Sir
- Arthur, for I'll come in by Knockwinnock Castle again e'en?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck started as from a dream; and, in a hurried tone, where vexation
- strove with a wish to conceal it, paying, at the same time, a tribute to
- Edie's smooth, greasy, unlined hat, he said, "Go down, go down to
- Monkbarns&mdash;let them give you some dinner&mdash;Or stay; if you do go to the
- manse, or to Knockwinnock, ye need say nothing about that foolish story
- of yours."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Who, I?" said the mendicant&mdash;"Lord bless your honour, naebody sall ken a
- word about it frae me, mair than if the bit bourock had been there since
- Noah's flood. But, Lord, they tell me your honour has gien Johnnie Howie
- acre for acre of the laigh crofts for this heathery knowe! Now, if he has
- really imposed the bourock on ye for an ancient wark, it's my real
- opinion the bargain will never haud gude, if you would just bring down
- your heart to try it at the law, and say that he beguiled ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Provoking scoundrel!" muttered the indignant Antiquary between his
- teeths&mdash;"I'll have the hangman's lash and his back acquainted for this."
- And then, in a louder tone,&mdash;"Never mind, Edie&mdash;it is all a mistake."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, I am thinking sae," continued his tormentor, who seemed to have
- pleasure in rubbing the galled wound, "troth, I aye thought sae; and it's
- no sae lang since I said to Luckie Gemmers, Never think you, luckie' said
- I, that his honour Monkbarns would hae done sic a daft-like thing as to
- gie grund weel worth fifty shillings an acre, for a mailing that would be
- dear o'a pund Scots. Na, na,' quo' I, depend upon't the lard's been
- imposed upon wi that wily do-little deevil, Johnnie Howie.' But Lord haud
- a care o' us, sirs, how can that be,' quo' she again, when the laird's
- sae book-learned, there's no the like o' him in the country side, and
- Johnnie Howie has hardly sense eneugh to ca' the cows out o' his
- kale-yard?' Aweel, aweel,' quo' I, but ye'll hear he's circumvented him
- with some of his auld-warld stories,'&mdash;for ye ken, laird, yon other time
- about the bodle that ye thought was an auld coin"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Go to the devil!" said Oldbuck; and then in a more mild tone, as one
- that was conscious his reputation lay at the mercy of his antagonist, he
- added&mdash;"Away with you down to Monkbarns, and when I come back, I'll send
- ye a bottle of ale to the kitchen."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Heaven reward your honour!" This was uttered with the true mendicant
- whine, as, setting his pike-staff before him, he began to move in the
- direction of Monkbarns.&mdash;"But did your honour," turning round, "ever get
- back the siller ye gae to the travelling packman for the bodle?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Curse thee, go about thy business!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, aweel, sir, God bless your honour! I hope ye'll ding Johnnie
- Howie yet, and that I'll live to see it." And so saying, the old beggar
- moved off, relieving Mr. Oldbuck of recollections which were anything
- rather than agreeable.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Who is this familiar old gentleman?" said Lovel, when the mendicant was
- out of hearing.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, one of the plagues of the country&mdash;I have been always against
- poor's-rates and a work-house&mdash;I think I'll vote for them now, to have
- that scoundrel shut up. O, your old-remembered guest of a beggar becomes
- as well acquainted with you as he is with his dish&mdash;as intimate as one of
- the beasts familiar to man which signify love, and with which his own
- trade is especially conversant. Who is he?&mdash;why, he has gone the vole&mdash;
- has been soldier, ballad-singer, travelling tinker, and is now a beggar.
- He is spoiled by our foolish gentry, who laugh at his jokes, and rehearse
- Edie Ochiltree's good thing's as regularly as Joe Miller's."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, he uses freedom apparently, which is the soul of wit," answered
- Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O ay, freedom enough," said the Antiquary; "he generally invents some
- damned improbable lie or another to provoke you, like that nonsense he
- talked just now&mdash;not that I'll publish my tract till I have examined the
- thing to the bottom."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In England," said Lovel, "such a mendicant would get a speedy check."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, your churchwardens and dog-whips would make slender allowance for
- his vein of humour! But here, curse him! he is a sort of privileged
- nuisance&mdash;one of the last specimens of the old fashioned Scottish
- mendicant, who kept his rounds within a particular space, and was the
- news-carrier, the minstrel, and sometimes the historian of the district.
- That rascal, now, knows more old ballads and traditions than any other
- man in this and the four next parishes. And after all," continued he,
- softening as he went on describing Edie's good gifts, "the dog has some
- good humour. He has borne his hard fate with unbroken spirits, and it's
- cruel to deny him the comfort of a laugh at his betters. The pleasure of
- having quizzed me, as you gay folk would call it, will be meat and drink
- to him for a day or two. But I must go back and look after him, or he
- will spread his d&mdash;d nonsensical story over half the country."*
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note C. Praetorium.
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying our heroes parted, Mr. Oldbuck to return to his <i>hospitium</i> at
- Monkbarns, and Lovel to pursue his way to Fairport, where he arrived
- without farther adventure.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0005"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FIFTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- <i>Launcelot Gobbo.</i> Mark me now:
- Now will I raise the waters.
- Merchant of Venice.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The theatre at Fairport had opened, but no Mr. Lovel appeared on the
- boards, nor was there anything in the habits or deportment of the young
- gentleman so named, which authorised Mr. Oldbuck's conjecture that his
- fellow-traveller was a candidate for the public favour. Regular were the
- Antiquary's inquiries at an old-fashioned barber who dressed the only
- three wigs in the parish which, in defiance of taxes and times, were
- still subjected to the operation of powdering and frizzling, and who for
- that purpose divided his time among the three employers whom fashion had
- yet left him; regular, I say, were Mr. Oldbuck's inquiries at this
- personage concerning the news of the little theatre at Fairport,
- expecting every day to hear of Mr. Lovel's appearance; on which occasion
- the old gentleman had determined to put himself to charges in honour of
- his young friend, and not only to go to the play himself, but to carry
- his womankind along with him. But old Jacob Caxon conveyed no information
- which warranted his taking so decisive a step as that of securing a box.
-</p>
-<p>
- He brought information, on the contrary, that there was a young man
- residing at Fairport, of whom the <i>town</i> (by which he meant all the
- gossips, who, having no business of their own, fill up their leisure
- moments by attending to that of other people) could make nothing. He
- sought no society, but rather avoided that which the apparent gentleness
- of his manners, and some degree of curiosity, induced many to offer him.
- Nothing could be more regular, or less resembling an adventurer, than his
- mode of living, which was simple, but so completely well arranged, that
- all who had any transactions with him were loud in their approbation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "These are not the virtues of a stage-struck hero," thought Oldbuck to
- himself; and, however habitually pertinacious in his opinions, he must
- have been compelled to abandon that which he had formed in the present
- instance, but for a part of Caxon's communication. "The young gentleman,"
- he said, "was sometimes heard speaking to himsell, and rampauging about
- in his room, just as if he was ane o' the player folk."
-</p>
-<p>
- Nothing, however, excepting this single circumstance, occurred to confirm
- Mr. Oldbuck's supposition; and it remained a high and doubtful question,
- what a well-informed young man, without friends, connections, or
- employment of any kind, could have to do as a resident at Fairport.
- Neither port wine nor whist had apparently any charms for him. He
- declined dining with the mess of the volunteer cohort which had been
- lately embodied, and shunned joining the convivialities of either of the
- two parties which then divided Fairport, as they did more important
- places. He was too little of an aristocrat to join the club of Royal True
- Blues, and too little of a democrat to fraternise with an affiliated
- society of the <i>soi-disant</i> Friends of the People, which the borough had
- also the happiness of possessing. A coffee-room was his detestation; and,
- I grieve to say it, he had as few sympathies with the tea-table.&mdash;In
- short, since the name was fashionable in novel-writing, and that is a
- great while agone, there was never a Master Lovel of whom so little
- positive was known, and who was so universally described by negatives.
-</p>
-<p>
- One negative, however, was important&mdash;nobody knew any harm of Lovel.
- Indeed, had such existed, it would have been speedily made public; for
- the natural desire of speaking evil of our neighbour could in his case
- have been checked by no feelings of sympathy for a being so unsocial. On
- one account alone he fell somewhat under suspicion. As he made free use
- of his pencil in his solitary walks, and had drawn several views of the
- harbour, in which the signal tower, and even the four-gun battery, were
- introduced, some zealous friends of the public sent abroad a whisper,
- that this mysterious stranger must certainly be a French spy. The Sheriff
- paid his respects to Mr. Lovel accordingly; but in the interview which
- followed, it would seem that he had entirely removed that magistrate's
- suspicions, since he not only suffered him to remain undisturbed in his
- retirement, but it was credibly reported, sent him two invitations to
- dinner-parties, both which were civilly declined. But what the nature of
- the explanation was, the magistrate kept a profound secret, not only from
- the public at large, but from his substitute, his clerk, his wife and his
- two daughters, who formed his privy council on all questions of official
- duty.
-</p>
-<p>
- All these particulars being faithfully reported by Mr. Caxon to his
- patron at Monkbarns, tended much to raise Lovel in the opinion of his
- former fellow-traveller. "A decent sensible lad," said he to himself,
- "who scorns to enter into the fooleries and nonsense of these idiot
- people at Fairport&mdash;I must do something for him&mdash;I must give him a
- dinner;&mdash;and I will write Sir Arthur to come to Monkbarns to meet him. I
- must consult my womankind."
-</p>
-<p>
- Accordingly, such consultation having been previously held, a special
- messenger, being no other than Caxon himself, was ordered to prepare for
- a walk to Knockwinnock Castle with a letter, "For the honoured Sir Arthur
- Wardour, of Knockwinnock, Bart." The contents ran thus:
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear Sir Arthur,
-</p>
-<p>
- "On Tuesday the 17th curt. <i>stilo novo,</i> I hold a coenobitical symposion
- at Monkbarns, and pray you to assist thereat, at four o'clock precisely.
- If my fair enemy, Miss Isabel, can and will honour us by accompanying
- you, my womankind will be but too proud to have the aid of such an
- auxiliary in the cause of resistance to awful rule and right supremacy.
- If not, I will send the womankind to the manse for the day. I have a
- young acquaintance to make known to you, who is touched with some strain
- of a better spirit than belongs to these giddy-paced times&mdash;reveres his
- elders, and has a pretty notion of the classics&mdash;and, as such a youth
- must have a natural contempt for the people about Fairport, I wish to
- show him some rational as well as worshipful society.&mdash;I am, Dear Sir
- Arthur, etc. etc. etc."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Fly with this letter, Caxon," said the senior, holding out his missive,
- <i>signatum atque sigillatum,</i> "fly to Knockwinnock, and bring me back an
- answer. Go as fast as if the town-council were met and waiting for the
- provost, and the provost was waiting for his new-powdered wig."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah sir," answered the messenger, with a deep sigh, "thae days hae lang
- gane by. Deil a wig has a provost of Fairport worn sin' auld Provost
- Jervie's time&mdash;and he had a quean of a servant-lass that dressed it
- herself, wi' the doup o' a candle and a drudging-box. But I hae seen the
- day, Monkbarns, when the town-council of Fairport wad hae as soon wanted
- their town-clerk, or their gill of brandy ower-head after the haddies, as
- they wad hae wanted ilk ane a weel-favoured, sonsy, decent periwig on his
- pow. Hegh, sirs! nae wonder the commons will be discontent and rise
- against the law, when they see magistrates and bailies, and deacons, and
- the provost himsell, wi' heads as bald and as bare as ane o' my blocks!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And as well furnished within, Caxon. But away with you!&mdash;you have an
- excellent view of public affairs, and, I dare say, have touched the cause
- of our popular discontent as closely as the provost could have done
- himself. But away with you, Caxon!"
-</p>
-<p>
- And off went Caxon upon his walk of three miles&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- He hobbled&mdash;but his heart was good!
- Could he go faster than he could?&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- While he is engaged in his journey and return, it may not be impertinent
- to inform the reader to whose mansion he was bearing his embassy.
-</p>
-<p>
- We have said that Mr. Oldbuck kept little company with the surrounding
- gentlemen, excepting with one person only. This was Sir Arthur Wardour, a
- baronet of ancient descent, and of a large but embarrassed fortune. His
- father, Sir Anthony, had been a Jacobite, and had displayed all the
- enthusiasm of that party, while it could be served with words only. No
- man squeezed the orange with more significant gesture; no one could more
- dexterously intimate a dangerous health without coming under the penal
- statutes; and, above all, none drank success to the cause more deeply and
- devoutly. But, on the approach of the Highland army in 1745, it would
- appear that the worthy baronet's zeal became a little more moderate just
- when its warmth was of most consequence. He talked much, indeed, of
- taking the field for the rights of Scotland and Charles Stuart; but his
- demi-pique saddle would suit only one of his horses; and that horse could
- by no means be brought to stand fire. Perhaps the worshipful owner
- sympathized in the scruples of this sagacious quadruped, and began to
- think, that what was so much dreaded by the horse could not be very
- wholesome for the rider. At any rate, while Sir Anthony Wardour talked,
- and drank, and hesitated, the Sturdy provost of Fairport (who, as we
- before noticed, was the father of our Antiquary) sallied from his ancient
- burgh, heading a body of whig-burghers, and seized at once, in the name
- of George II., upon the Castle of Knockwinnock, and on the four
- carriage-horses, and person of the proprietor. Sir Anthony was shortly
- after sent off to the Tower of London by a secretary of state's warrant,
- and with him went his son, Arthur, then a youth. But as nothing appeared
- like an overt act of treason, both father and son were soon set at
- liberty, and returned to their own mansion of Knockwinnock, to drink
- healths five fathoms deep, and talk of their sufferings in the royal
- cause. This became so much a matter of habit with Sir Arthur, that, even
- after his father's death, the non-juring chaplain used to pray regularly
- for the restoration of the rightful sovereign, for the downfall of the
- usurper, and for deliverance from their cruel and bloodthirsty enemies;
- although all idea of serious opposition to the House of Hanover had long
- mouldered away, and this treasonable liturgy was kept up rather as a
- matter of form than as conveying any distinct meaning. So much was this
- the case, that, about the year 1770, upon a disputed election occurring
- in the county, the worthy knight fairly gulped down the oaths of
- abjuration and allegiance, in order to serve a candidate in whom he was
- interested;&mdash;thus renouncing the heir for whose restoration he weekly
- petitioned Heaven, and acknowledging the usurper whose dethronement he
- had never ceased to pray for. And to add to this melancholy instance of
- human inconsistency, Sir Arthur continued to pray for the House of Stuart
- even after the family had been extinct, and when, in truth, though in his
- theoretical loyalty he was pleased to regard them as alive, yet, in all
- actual service and practical exertion, he was a most zealous and devoted
- subject of George III.
-</p>
-<p>
- In other respects, Sir Arthur Wardour lived like most country gentlemen
- in Scotland, hunted and fished&mdash;gave and received dinners&mdash;attended races
- and county meetings&mdash;was a deputy-lieutenant and trustee upon turnpike
- acts. But, in his more advanced years, as he became too lazy or unwieldy
- for field-sports, he supplied them by now and then reading Scottish
- history; and, having gradually acquired a taste for antiquities, though
- neither very deep nor very correct, he became a crony of his neighbour,
- Mr. Oldbuck of Monkbarns, and a joint-labourer with him in his
- antiquarian pursuits.
-</p>
-<p>
- There were, however, points of difference between these two humourists,
- which sometimes occasioned discord. The faith of Sir Arthur, as an
- antiquary, was boundless, and Mr. Oldbuck (notwithstanding the affair of
- the Praetorium at the Kaim of Kinprunes) was much more scrupulous in
- receiving legends as current and authentic coin. Sir Arthur would have
- deemed himself guilty of the crime of leze-majesty had he doubted the
- existence of any single individual of that formidable head-roll of one
- hundred and four kings of Scotland, received by Boethius, and rendered
- classical by Buchanan, in virtue of whom James VI. claimed to rule his
- ancient kingdom, and whose portraits still frown grimly upon the walls of
- the gallery of Holyrood. Now Oldbuck, a shrewd and suspicious man, and no
- respecter of divine hereditary right, was apt to cavil at this sacred
- list, and to affirm, that the procession of the posterity of Fergus
- through the pages of Scottish history, was as vain and unsubstantial as
- the gleamy pageant of the descendants of Banquo through the cavern of
- Hecate.
-</p>
-<p>
- Another tender topic was the good fame of Queen Mary, of which the knight
- was a most chivalrous assertor, while the esquire impugned it, in spite
- both of her beauty and misfortunes. When, unhappily, their conversation
- turned on yet later times, motives of discord occurred in almost every
- page of history. Oldbuck was, upon principle, a staunch Presbyterian, a
- ruling elder of the kirk, and a friend to revolution principles and
- Protestant succession, while Sir Arthur was the very reverse of all this.
- They agreed, it is true, in dutiful love and allegiance to the sovereign
- who now fills* the throne; but this was their only point of union.
-</p>
-<p>
- * The reader will understand that this refers to the reign of our late
- gracious Sovereign, George the Third.
-</p>
-<p>
- It therefore often happened, that bickerings hot broke out between them,
- in which Oldbuck was not always able to suppress his caustic humour,
- while it would sometimes occur to the Baronet that the descendant of a
- German printer, whose sires had "sought the base fellowship of paltry
- burghers," forgot himself, and took an unlicensed freedom of debate,
- considering the rank and ancient descent of his antagonist. This, with
- the old feud of the coach-horses, and the seizure of his manor-place and
- tower of strength by Mr. Oldbuck's father, would at times rush upon his
- mind, and inflame at once his cheeks and his arguments. And, lastly, as
- Mr. Oldbuck thought his worthy friend and compeer was in some respects
- little better than a fool, he was apt to come more near communicating to
- him that unfavourable opinion, than the rules of modern politeness
- warrant. In such cases they often parted in deep dudgeon, and with
- something like a resolution to forbear each other's company in future:
-</p>
-<p>
- But with the morning calm reflection came; and as each was sensible that
- the society of the other had become, through habit, essential to his
- comfort, the breach was speedily made up between them. On such occasions,
- Oldbuck, considering that the Baronet's pettishness resembled that of a
- child, usually showed his superior sense by compassionately making the
- first advances to reconciliation. But it once or twice happened that the
- aristocratic pride of the far-descended knight took a flight too
- offensive to the feelings of the representative of the typographer. In
- these cases, the breach between these two originals might have been
- immortal, but for the kind exertion and interposition of the Baronet's
- daughter, Miss Isabella Wardour, who, with a son, now absent upon foreign
- and military service, formed his whole surviving family. She was well
- aware how necessary Mr. Oldbuck was to her father's amusement and
- comfort, and seldom failed to interpose with effect, when the office of a
- mediator between them was rendered necessary by the satirical shrewdness
- of the one, or the assumed superiority of the other. Under Isabella's
- mild influence, the wrongs of Queen Mary were forgotten by her father,
- and Mr. Oldbuck forgave the blasphemy which reviled the memory of King
- William. However, as she used in general to take her father's part
- playfully in these disputes, Oldbuck was wont to call Isabella his fair
- enemy, though in fact he made more account of her than any other of her
- sex, of whom, as we have seen, he, was no admirer.
-</p>
-<p>
- There existed another connection betwixt these worthies, which had
- alternately a repelling and attractive influence upon their intimacy. Sir
- Arthur always wished to borrow; Mr. Oldbuck was not always willing to
- lend. Mr. Oldbuck, per contra, always wished to be repaid with
- regularity; Sir Arthur was not always, nor indeed often, prepared to
- gratify this reasonable desire; and, in accomplishing an arrangement
- between tendencies so opposite, little <i>miffs</i> would occasionally take
- place. Still there was a spirit of mutual accommodation upon the whole,
- and they dragged on like dogs in couples, with some difficulty and
- occasional snarling, but without absolutely coming to a stand-still or
- throttling each other.
-</p>
-<p>
- Some little disagreement, such as we have mentioned, arising out of
- business, or politics, had divided the houses of Knockwinnock and
- Monkbarns, when the emissary of the latter arrived to discharge his
- errand. In his ancient Gothic parlour, whose windows on one side looked
- out upon the restless ocean, and, on the other, upon the long straight
- avenue, was the Baronet seated, now turning over the leaves of a folio,
- now casting a weary glance where the sun quivered on the dark-green
- foliage and smooth trunks of the large and branching limes with which the
- avenue was planted. At length, sight of joy! a moving object is seen, and
- it gives rise to the usual inquiries, Who is it? and what can be his
- errand? The old whitish-grey coat, the hobbling gait, the hat
- half-slouched, half-cocked, announced the forlorn maker of periwigs, and
- left for investigation only the second query. This was soon solved by a
- servant entering the parlour,&mdash;"A letter from Monkbarns, Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur took the epistle with a due assumption of consequential
- dignity.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Take the old man into the kitchen, and let him get some refreshment,"
- said the young lady, whose compassionate eye had remarked his thin grey
- hair and wearied gait.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck, my love, invites us to dinner on Tuesday the 17th," said
- the Baronet, pausing;&mdash;"he really seems to forget that he has not of late
- conducted himself so civilly towards me as might have been expected."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear sir, you have so many advantages over poor Mr. Oldbuck, that no
- wonder it should put him a little out of humour; but I know he has much
- respect for your person and your conversation;&mdash;nothing would give him
- more pain than to be wanting in any real attention."
-</p>
-<p>
- "True, true, Isabella; and one must allow for the original
- descent;&mdash;something of the German boorishness still flows in the blood; something
- of the whiggish and perverse opposition to established rank and
- privilege. You may observe that he never has any advantage of me in
- dispute, unless when he avails himself of a sort of pettifogging intimacy
- with dates, names, and trifling matters of fact&mdash;a tiresome and frivolous
- accuracy of memory, which is entirely owing to his mechanical descent."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He must find it convenient in historical investigation, I should think,
- sir?" said the young lady.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It leads to an uncivil and positive mode of disputing; and nothing seems
- more unreasonable than to hear him impugn even Bellenden's rare
- translation of Hector Boece, which I have the satisfaction to possess,
- and which is a black-letter folio of great value, upon the authority of
- some old scrap of parchment which he has saved from its deserved destiny
- of being cut up into tailor's measures. And besides, that habit of minute
- and troublesome accuracy leads to a mercantile manner of doing business,
- which ought to be beneath a landed proprietor whose family has stood two
- or three generations. I question if there's a dealer's clerk in Fairport
- that can sum an account of interest better than Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But you'll accept his invitation, sir?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, ye&mdash;yes; we have no other engagement on hand, I think. Who can the
- young man be he talks of?&mdash;he seldom picks up new acquaintance; and he
- has no relation that I ever heard of."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Probably some relation of his brother-in-law Captain M'Intyre."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very possibly&mdash;yes, we will accept&mdash;the M'Intyres are of a very ancient
- Highland family. You may answer his card in the affirmative, Isabella; I
- believe I have, no leisure to be <i>Dear Sirring</i> myself."
-</p>
-<p>
- So this important matter being adjusted, Miss Wardour intimated "her own
- and Sir Arthur's compliments, and that they would have the honour of
- waiting upon Mr. Oldbuck. Miss Wardour takes this opportunity to renew
- her hostility with Mr. Oldbuck, on account of his late long absence from
- Knockwinnock, where his visits give so much pleasure." With this
- <i>placebo</i> she concluded her note, with which old Caxon, now refreshed in
- limbs and wind, set out on his return to the Antiquary's mansion.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0006"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SIXTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- <i>Moth.</i> By Woden, God of Saxons,
- From whence comes Wensday, that is, Wodnesday,
- Truth is a thing that I will ever keep
- Unto thylke day in which I creep into
- My sepulcre&mdash;
- Cartwright's <i>Ordinary.</i>
-</pre>
-<p>
- Our young friend Lovel, who had received a corresponding invitation,
- punctual to the hour of appointment, arrived at Monkbarns about five
- minutes before four o'clock on the 17th of July. The day had been
- remarkably sultry, and large drops of rain had occasionally fallen,
- though the threatened showers had as yet passed away.
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck received him at the Palmer's-port in his complete brown suit,
- grey silk stockings, and wig powdered with all the skill of the veteran
- Caxon, who having smelt out the dinner, had taken care not to finish his
- job till the hour of eating approached.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are welcome to my symposion, Mr. Lovel. And now let me introduce you
- to my Clogdogdo's, as Tom Otter calls them&mdash;my unlucky and
- good-for-nothing womankind&mdash;<i>malae bestiae,</i> Mr. Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I shall be disappointed, sir, if I do not find the ladies very
- undeserving of your satire."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Tilley-valley, Mr. Lovel,&mdash;which, by the way, one commentator derives
- from <i>tittivillitium,</i> and another from <i>talley-ho</i>&mdash;but tilley-valley,
- I say&mdash;a truce with your politeness. You will find them but samples of
- womankind&mdash;But here they be, Mr. Lovel. I present to you in due order, my
- most discreet sister Griselda, who disdains the simplicity, as well as
- patience annexed to the poor old name of Grizzel; and my most exquisite
- niece Maria, whose mother was called Mary, and sometimes Molly."
-</p>
-<p>
- The elderly lady rustled in silks and satins, and bore upon her head a
- structure resembling the fashion in the ladies' memorandum-book for the
- year 1770&mdash;a superb piece of architecture, not much less than a modern
- Gothic castle, of which the curls might represent the turrets, the black
- pins the <i>chevaux de frise,</i> and the lappets the banners.
-</p>
-<p>
- The face, which, like that of the ancient statues of Vesta, was thus
- crowned with towers, was large and long, and peaked at nose and chin, and
- bore, in other respects, such a ludicrous resemblance to the physiognomy
- of Mr. Jonathan Oldbuck, that Lovel, had they not appeared at once, like
- Sebastian and Viola in the last scene of the "Twelfth Night," might have
- supposed that the figure before him was his old friend masquerading in
- female attire. An antique flowered silk gown graced the extraordinary
- person to whom belonged this unparalleled <i>tete,</i> which her brother was
- wont to say was fitter for a turban for Mahound or Termagant, than a
- head-gear for a reasonable creature, or Christian gentlewoman. Two long
- and bony arms were terminated at the elbows by triple blond ruffles, and
- being, folded saltire-ways in front of her person, and decorated with
- long gloves of a bright vermilion colour, presented no bad resemblance to
- a pair of gigantic lobsters. High-heeled shoes, and a short silk cloak,
- thrown in easy negligence over her shoulders, completed the exterior of
- Miss Griselda Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- Her niece, the same whom Lovel had seen transiently during his first
- visit, was a pretty young woman, genteelly dressed according to the
- fashion of the day, with an air of <i>espieglerie</i> which became her very
- well, and which was perhaps derived from the caustic humour peculiar to
- her uncle's family, though softened by transmission.
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Lovel paid his respects to both ladies, and was answered by the elder
- with the prolonged courtesy of 1760, drawn from the righteous period,
-</p>
-<pre>
- When folks conceived a grace
- Of half an hour's space,
- And rejoiced in a Friday's capon,
-</pre>
-<p>
- and by the younger with a modern reverence, which, like the festive
- benediction of a modern divine, was of much shorter duration.
-</p>
-<p>
- While this salutation was exchanging, Sir Arthur, with his fair daughter
- hanging upon his arm, having dismissed his chariot, appeared at the
- garden door, and in all due form paid his respects to the ladies.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary, "and you, my fair foe, let me make
- known to you my young friend Mr. Lovel, a gentleman who, during the
- scarlet-fever which is epidemic at present in this our island, has the
- virtue and decency to appear in a coat of a civil complexion. You see,
- however, that the fashionable colour has mustered in his cheeks which
- appears not in his garments. Sir Arthur, let me present to you a young
- gentleman, whom your farther knowledge will find grave, wise, courtly,
- and scholar-like, well seen, deeply read, and thoroughly grounded in all
- the hidden mysteries of the green-room and stage, from the days of Davie
- Lindsay down to those of Dibdin&mdash;he blushes again, which is a sign of
- grace."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My brother," said Miss Griselda, addressing Lovel, "has a humorous way
- of expressing himself, sir; nobody thinks anything of what Monkbarns
- says&mdash;so I beg you will not be so confused for the matter of his
- nonsense; but you must have had a warm walk beneath this broiling
- sun&mdash;would you take anything?&mdash;a glass of balm-wine?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Ere Lovel could answer, the Antiquary interposed. "Aroint thee, witch!
- wouldst thou poison my guests with thy infernal decoctions? Dost thou not
- remember how it fared with the clergyman whom you seduced to partake of
- that deceitful beverage?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O fy, fy, brother!&mdash;Sir Arthur, did you ever hear the like?&mdash;he must
- have everything his ain way, or he will invent such stories&mdash;But there
- goes Jenny to ring the old bell to tell us that the dinner is ready."
-</p>
-<p>
- Rigid in his economy, Mr. Oldbuck kept no male servant. This he disguised
- under the pretext that the masculine sex was too noble to be employed in
- those acts of personal servitude, which, in all early periods of society,
- were uniformly imposed on the female. "Why," would he say, "did the boy,
- Tam Rintherout, whom, at my wise sister's instigation, I, with equal
- wisdom, took upon trial&mdash;why did he pilfer apples, take birds' nests,
- break glasses, and ultimately steal my spectacles, except that he felt
- that noble emulation which swells in the bosom of the masculine sex,
- which has conducted him to Flanders with a musket on his shoulder, and
- doubtless will promote him to a glorious halbert, or even to the gallows?
- And why does this girl, his full sister, Jenny Rintherout, move in the
- same vocation with safe and noiseless step&mdash;shod, or unshod&mdash;soft as the
- pace of a cat, and docile as a spaniel&mdash;Why? but because she is in her
- vocation. Let them minister to us, Sir Arthur,&mdash;let them minister, I
- say,&mdash;it's the only thing they are fit for. All ancient legislators, from
- Lycurgus to Mahommed, corruptly called Mahomet, agree in putting them in
- their proper and subordinate rank, and it is only the crazy heads of our
- old chivalrous ancestors that erected their Dulcineas into despotic
- princesses."
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour protested loudly against this ungallant doctrine; but the
- bell now rung for dinner.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let me do all the offices of fair courtesy to so fair an antagonist,"
- said the old gentleman, offering his arm. "I remember, Miss Wardour,
- Mahommed (vulgarly Mahomet) had some hesitation about the mode of
- summoning his Moslemah to prayer. He rejected bells as used by
- Christians, trumpets as the summons of the Guebres, and finally adopted
- the human voice. I have had equal doubt concerning my dinner-call. Gongs,
- now in present use, seemed a newfangled and heathenish invention, and the
- voice of the female womankind I rejected as equally shrill and dissonant;
- wherefore, contrary to the said Mahommed, or Mahomet, I have resumed the
- bell. It has a local propriety, since it was the conventual signal for
- spreading the repast in their refectory, and it has the advantage over
- the tongue of my sister's prime minister, Jenny, that, though not quite
- so loud and shrill, it ceases ringing the instant you drop the bell-rope:
- whereas we know, by sad experience, that any attempt to silence Jenny,
- only wakes the sympathetic chime of Miss Oldbuck and Mary M'Intyre to
- join in chorus."
-</p>
-<p>
- With this discourse he led the way to his dining-parlour, which Lovel had
- not yet seen;&mdash;it was wainscotted, and contained some curious paintings.
- The dining-table was attended by Jenny; but an old superintendent, a sort
- of female butler, stood by the sideboard, and underwent the burden of
- bearing several reproofs from Mr. Oldbuck, and inuendos, not so much
- marked, but not less cutting, from his sister.
-</p>
-<p>
- The dinner was such as suited a professed antiquary, comprehending many
- savoury specimens of Scottish viands, now disused at the tables of those
- who affect elegance. There was the relishing Solan goose, whose smell is
- so powerful that he is never cooked within doors. Blood-raw he proved to
- be on this occasion, so that Oldbuck half threatened to throw the greasy
- sea-fowl at the head of the negligent housekeeper, who acted as priestess
- in presenting this odoriferous offering. But, by good-hap, she had been
- most fortunate in the hotch-potch, which was unanimously pronounced to be
- inimitable. "I knew we should succeed here," said Oldbuck exultingly,
- "for Davie Dibble, the gardener (an old bachelor like myself), takes care
- the rascally women do not dishonour our vegetables. And here is fish and
- sauce, and crappit-heads&mdash;I acknowledge our womankind excel in that
- dish&mdash;it procures them the pleasure of scolding, for half an hour at least,
- twice a-week, with auld Maggy Mucklebackit, our fish-wife. The
- chicken-pie, Mr. Lovel, is made after a recipe bequeathed to me by my
- departed grandmother of happy memory&mdash;And if you will venture on a glass
- of wine, you will find it worthy of one who professes the maxim of King
- Alphonso of Castile,&mdash;Old wood to burn&mdash;old books to read&mdash;old wine to
- drink&mdash;and old friends, Sir Arthur&mdash;ay, Mr. Lovel, and young friends too,
- to converse with."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what news do you bring us from Edinburgh, Monkbarns?" said Sir
- Arthur; "how wags the world in Auld Reekie?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mad, Sir Arthur, mad&mdash;irretrievably frantic&mdash;far beyond dipping in the
- sea, shaving the crown, or drinking hellebore. The worst sort of frenzy,
- a military frenzy, hath possessed man, woman, and child."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And high time, I think," said Miss Wardour, "when we are threatened with
- invasion from abroad and insurrection at home."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, I did not doubt you would join the scarlet host against me&mdash;women,
- like turkeys, are always subdued by a red rag&mdash;But what says Sir Arthur,
- whose dreams are of standing armies and German oppression?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, I say, Mr. Oldbuck," replied the knight, "that so far as I am
- capable of judging, we ought to resist <i>cum toto corpore regni</i>&mdash;as the
- phrase is, unless I have altogether forgotten my Latin&mdash;an enemy who
- comes to propose to us a Whiggish sort of government, a republican
- system, and who is aided and abetted by a sort of fanatics of the worst
- kind in our own bowels. I have taken some measures, I assure you, such as
- become my rank in the community; for I have directed the constables to
- take up that old scoundrelly beggar, Edie Ochiltree, for spreading
- disaffection against church and state through the whole parish. He said
- plainly to old Caxon, that Willie Howie's Kilmarnock cowl covered more
- sense than all the three wigs in the parish&mdash;I think it is easy to make
- out that inuendo&mdash;But the rogue shall be taught better manners."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O no, my dear sir," exclaimed Miss Wardour, "not old Edie, that we have
- known so long;&mdash;I assure you no constable shall have my good graces that
- executes such a warrant."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, there it goes," said the Antiquary; "you, to be a staunch Tory, Sir
- Arthur, have nourished a fine sprig of Whiggery in your bosom&mdash;Why, Miss
- Wardour is alone sufficient to control a whole quarter-session&mdash;a
- quarter-session? ay, a general assembly or convocation to boot&mdash;a
- Boadicea she&mdash;an Amazon, a Zenobia."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And yet, with all my courage, Mr. Oldbuck, I am glad to hear our people
- are getting under arms."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Under arms, Lord love thee! didst thou ever read the history of Sister
- Margaret, which flowed from a head, that, though now old and somedele
- grey, has more sense and political intelligence than you find now-a-days
- in the whole synod? Dost thou remember the Nurse's dream in that
- exquisite work, which she recounts in such agony to Hubble Bubble?&mdash;When
- she would have taken up a piece of broad-cloth in her vision, lo! it
- exploded like a great iron cannon; when she put out her hand to save a
- pirn, it perked up in her face in the form of a pistol. My own vision in
- Edinburgh has been something similar. I called to consult my lawyer; he
- was clothed in a dragoon's dress, belted and casqued, and about to mount
- a charger, which his writing-clerk (habited as a sharp-shooter) walked to
- and fro before his door. I went to scold my agent for having sent me to
- advise with a madman; he had stuck into his head the plume, which in more
- sober days he wielded between his fingers, and figured as an artillery
- officer. My mercer had his spontoon in his hand, as if he measured his
- cloth by that implement, instead of a legitimate yard. The banker's
- clerk, who was directed to sum my cash-account, blundered it three times,
- being disordered by the recollection of his military <i>tellings-off</i> at
- the morning-drill. I was ill, and sent for a surgeon&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- He came&mdash;but valour so had fired his eye,
- And such a falchion glittered on his thigh,
- That, by the gods, with such a load of steel,
- I thought he came to murder,&mdash;not to heal.
-</pre>
-<p>
- I had recourse to a physician, but he also was practising a more
- wholesale mode of slaughter than that which his profession had been
- supposed at all times to open to him. And now, since I have returned
- here, even our wise neighbours of Fairport have caught the same valiant
- humour. I hate a gun like a hurt wild duck&mdash;I detest a drum like a
- quaker;&mdash;and they thunder and rattle out yonder upon the town's common,
- so that every volley and roll goes to my very heart."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear brother, dinna speak that gate o' the gentlemen volunteers&mdash;I am
- sure they have a most becoming uniform&mdash;Weel I wot they have been wet to
- the very skin twice last week&mdash;I met them marching in terribly doukit, an
- mony a sair hoast was amang them&mdash;And the trouble they take, I am sure it
- claims our gratitude."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I am sure," said Miss M'Intyre, "that my uncle sent twenty guineas
- to help out their equipments."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was to buy liquorice and sugar-candy," said the cynic, "to encourage
- the trade of the place, and to refresh the throats of the officers who
- had bawled themselves hoarse in the service of their country."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Take care, Monkbarns! we shall set you down among the black-nebs by and
- by."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No Sir Arthur&mdash;a tame grumbler I. I only claim the privilege of croaking
- in my own corner here, without uniting my throat to the grand chorus of
- the marsh&mdash;<i>Ni quito Rey, ni pongo Rey</i>&mdash;I neither make king nor mar
- king, as Sancho says, but pray heartily for our own sovereign, pay scot
- and lot, and grumble at the exciseman&mdash;But here comes the ewe-milk cheese
- in good time; it is a better digestive than politics."
-</p>
-<p>
- When dinner was over, and the decanters placed on the table, Mr. Oldbuck
- proposed the King's health in a bumper, which was readily acceded to both
- by Lovel and the Baronet, the Jacobitism of the latter being now a sort
- of speculative opinion merely,&mdash;the shadow of a shade.
-</p>
-<p>
- After the ladies had left the apartment, the landlord and Sir Arthur
- entered into several exquisite discussions, in which the younger guest,
- either on account of the abstruse erudition which they involved, or for
- some other reason, took but a slender share, till at length he was
- suddenly started out of a profound reverie by an unexpected appeal to his
- judgment.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will stand by what Mr. Lovel says; he was born in the north of
- England, and may know the very spot."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur thought it unlikely that so young a gentleman should have paid
- much attention to matters of that sort.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am avised of the contrary," said Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "How say you, Mr. Lovel?&mdash;speak up for your own credit, man."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel was obliged to confess himself in the ridiculous situation of one
- alike ignorant of the subject of conversation and controversy which had
- engaged the company for an hour.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord help the lad, his head has been wool-gathering!&mdash;I thought how it
- would be when the womankind were admitted&mdash;no getting a word of sense out
- of a young fellow for six hours after.&mdash;Why, man, there was once a people
- called the Piks"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "More properly <i>Picts,</i>" interrupted the Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I say the <i>Pikar, Pihar, Piochtar, Piaghter,</i> or <i>Peughtar,</i>"
- vociferated Oldbuck; "they spoke a Gothic dialect"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Genuine Celtic," again asseverated the knight.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gothic! Gothic! I'll go to death upon it!" counter-asseverated the
- squire.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, gentlemen," sad Lovel, "I conceive that is a dispute which may be
- easily settled by philologists, if there are any remains of the
- language."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There is but one word," said the Baronet, "but, in spite of Mr.
- Oldbuck's pertinacity, it is decisive of the question."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, in my favour," said Oldbuck: "Mr. Lovel, you shall be judge&mdash;I have
- the learned Pinkerton on my side."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I, on mine, the indefatigable and erudite Chalmers."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gordon comes into my opinion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir Robert Sibbald holds mine."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Innes is with me!" vociferated Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Riston has no doubt!" shouted the Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Truly, gentlemen," said Lovel, "before you muster your forces and
- overwhelm me with authorities, I should like to know the word in
- dispute."
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Benval</i>" said both the disputants at once.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Which signifies <i>caput valli,</i>" said Sir Arthur.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The head of the wall," echoed Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- There was a deep pause.&mdash;"It is rather a narrow foundation to build a
- hypothesis upon," observed the arbiter.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not a whit, not a whit," said Oldbuck; "men fight best in a narrow
- ring&mdash;an inch is as good as a mile for a home-thrust."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is decidedly Celtic," said the Baronet; "every hill in the Highlands
- begins with <i>Ben.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But what say you to <i>Val,</i> Sir Arthur; is it not decidedly the Saxon
- <i>wall?</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is the Roman <i>vallum,</i>" said Sir Arthur;&mdash;"the Picts borrowed that
- part of the word."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No such thing; if they borrowed anything, it must have been your <i>Ben,</i>
- which they might have from the neighbouring Britons of Strath Cluyd."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The Piks, or Picts," said Lovel, "must have been singularly poor in
- dialect, since, in the only remaining word of their vocabulary, and that
- consisting only of two syllables, they have been confessedly obliged to
- borrow one of them from another language; and, methinks, gentlemen, with
- submission, the controversy is not unlike that which the two knights
- fought, concerning the shield that had one side white and the other
- black. Each of you claim one-half of the word, and seem to resign the
- other. But what strikes me most, is the poverty of the language which has
- left such slight vestiges behind it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are in an error," said Sir Arthur; "it was a copious language, and
- they were a great and powerful people; built two steeples&mdash;one at
- Brechin, one at Abernethy. The Pictish maidens of the blood-royal were
- kept in Edinburgh Castle, thence called <i>Castrum Puellarum.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "A childish legend," said Oldbuck, "invented to give consequence to
- trumpery womankind. It was called the Maiden Castle, <i>quasi lucus a non
- lucendo,</i> because it resisted every attack, and women never do."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There is a list of the Pictish kings," persisted Sir Arthur, "well
- authenticated from Crentheminachcryme (the date of whose reign is
- somewhat uncertain) down to Drusterstone, whose death concluded their
- dynasty. Half of them have the Celtic patronymic <i>Mac</i> prefixed&mdash;Mac, <i>id
- est filius;</i>&mdash;what do you say to that, Mr. Oldbuck? There is Drust
- Macmorachin, Trynel Maclachlin (first of that ancient clan, as it may be
- judged), and Gormach Macdonald, Alpin Macmetegus, Drust Mactallargam"
- (here he was interrupted by a fit of coughing)&mdash;"ugh, ugh, ugh&mdash;Golarge
- Macchan&mdash;ugh, ugh&mdash;Macchanan&mdash;ugh&mdash;Macchananail, Kenneth&mdash;ugh&mdash;ugh&mdash;
- Macferedith, Eachan Macfungus&mdash;and twenty more, decidedly Celtic names,
- which I could repeat, if this damned cough would let me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Take a glass of wine, Sir Arthur, and drink down that bead-roll of
- unbaptized jargon, that would choke the devil&mdash;why, that last fellow has
- the only intelligible name you have repeated&mdash;they are all of the tribe
- of Macfungus&mdash;mushroom monarchs every one of them; sprung up from the
- fumes of conceit, folly, and falsehood, fermenting in the brains of some
- mad Highland seannachie."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am surprised to hear you, Mr. Oldbuck: you know, or ought to know,
- that the list of these potentates was copied by Henry Maule of Melguin,
- from the Chronicles of Loch Leven and St. Andrews, and put forth by him
- in his short but satisfactory history of the Picts, printed by Robert
- Freebairn of Edinburgh, and sold by him at his shop in the Parliament
- Close, in the year of God seventeen hundred and five, or six, I am not
- precisely certain which&mdash;but I have a copy at home that stands next to my
- twelvemo copy of the Scots Acts, and ranges on the shelf with them very
- well. What say you to that, Mr. Oldbuck?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Say?&mdash;why, I laugh at Harry Maule and his history," answered Oldbuck,
- "and thereby comply with his request, of giving it entertainment
- according to its merits."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do not laugh at a better man than yourself," said Sir Arthur, somewhat
- scornfully.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I do not conceive I do, Sir Arthur, in laughing either at him or his
- history."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Henry Maule of Melgum was a gentleman, Mr. Oldbuck."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I presume he had no advantage of me in <i>that</i> particular," replied the
- Antiquary, somewhat tartly.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Permit me, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;he was a gentleman of high family, and ancient
- descent, and therefore"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "The descendant of a Westphalian printer should speak of him with
- deference? Such may be your opinion, Sir Arthur&mdash;it is not mine. I
- conceive that my descent from that painful and industrious typographer,
- Wolfbrand Oldenbuck, who, in the month of December 1493, under the
- patronage, as the colophon tells us, of Sebaldus Scheyter and Sebastian
- Kammermaister, accomplished the printing of the great Chronicle of
- Nuremberg&mdash;I conceive, I say, that my descent from that great restorer of
- learning is more creditable to me as a man of letters, than if I had
- numbered in my genealogy all the brawling, bullet-headed, iron-fisted,
- old Gothic barons since the days of Crentheminachcryme&mdash;not one of whom,
- I suppose, could write his own name."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you mean the observation as a sneer at my ancestry," said the knight,
- with an assumption of dignified superiority and composure, "I have the
- pleasure to inform you, that the name of my ancestor, Gamelyn de
- Guardover, Miles, is written fairly with his own hand in the earliest
- copy of the Ragman-roll."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Which only serves to show that he was one of the earliest who set the
- mean example of submitting to Edward I. What have, you to say for the
- stainless loyalty of your family, Sir Arthur, after such a backsliding as
- that?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's enough, sir," said Sir Arthur, starting up fiercely, and pushing
- back his chair; "I shall hereafter take care how I honour with my company
- one who shows himself so ungrateful for my condescension."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In that you will do as you find most agreeable, Sir Arthur;&mdash;I hope,
- that as I was not aware of the extent of the obligation which you have
- done me by visiting my poor house, I may be excused for not having
- carried my gratitude to the extent of servility."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mighty well&mdash;mighty well, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;I wish you a good evening&mdash;Mr.
- a&mdash;a&mdash;a&mdash;Shovel&mdash;I wish you a very good evening."
-</p>
-<p>
- Out of the parlour door flounced the incensed Sir Arthur, as if the
- spirit of the whole Round Table inflamed his single bosom, and traversed
- with long strides the labyrinth of passages which conducted to the
- drawing-room.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Did you ever hear such an old tup-headed ass?" said Oldbuck, briefly
- apostrophizing Lovel. "But I must not let him go in this mad-like way
- neither."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, he pushed off after the retreating Baronet, whom he traced by
- the clang of several doors which he opened in search of the apartment for
- tea, and slammed with force behind him at every disappointment. "You'll
- do yourself a mischief," roared the Antiquary; "<i>Qui ambulat in tenebris,
- nescit quo vadit</i>&mdash;You'll tumble down the back-stair."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur had now got involved in darkness, of which the sedative effect
- is well known to nurses and governesses who have to deal with pettish
- children. It retarded the pace of the irritated Baronet, if it did not
- abate his resentment, and Mr. Oldbuck, better acquainted with the
- <i>locale,</i> got up with him as he had got his grasp upon the handle of the
- drawing-room door.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Stay a minute, Sir Arthur," said Oldbuck, opposing his abrupt entrance;
- "don't be quite so hasty, my good old friend. I was a little too rude
- with you about Sir Gamelyn&mdash;why, he is an old acquaintance of mine, man,
- and a favourite; he kept company with Bruce and Wallace&mdash;and, I'll be
- sworn on a black-letter Bible, only subscribed the Ragman-roll with the
- legitimate and justifiable intention of circumventing the false
- Southern&mdash;'twas right Scottish craft, my good knight&mdash;hundreds did it. Come,
- come, forget and forgive&mdash;confess we have given the young fellow here a
- right to think us two testy old fools."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Speak for yourself, Mr. Jonathan Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur with much
- majesty.
-</p>
-<p>
- "A-well, a-well&mdash;a wilful man must have his way."
-</p>
-<p>
- With that the door opened, and into the drawing-room marched the tall
- gaunt form of Sir Arthur, followed by Lovel and Mr. Oldbuck, the
- countenances of all the three a little discomposed.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have been waiting for you, sir," said Miss Wardour, "to propose we
- should walk forward to meet the carriage, as the evening is so fine."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur readily assented to this proposal, which suited the angry mood
- in which he found himself; and having, agreeable to the established
- custom in cases of pet, refused the refreshment of tea and coffee, he
- tucked his daughter under his arm; and after taking a ceremonious leave
- of the ladies, and a very dry one of Oldbuck&mdash;off he marched.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think Sir Arthur has got the black dog on his back again," said Miss
- Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Black dog!&mdash;black devil!&mdash;he's more absurd than womankind&mdash;What say you,
- Lovel?&mdash;Why, the lad's gone too."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He took his leave, uncle, while Miss Wardour was putting on her things;
- but I don't think you observed him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The devil's in the people! This is all one gets by fussing and bustling,
- and putting one's self out of one's way in order to give dinners, besides
- all the charges they are put to!&mdash;O Seged, Emperor of Ethiopia!" said he,
- taking up a cup of tea in the one hand, and a volume of the Rambler in
- the other,&mdash;for it was his regular custom to read while he was eating or
- drinking in presence of his sister, being a practice which served at once
- to evince his contempt for the society of womankind, and his resolution
- to lose no moment of instruction,&mdash;"O Seged, Emperor of Ethiopia! well
- hast thou spoken&mdash;No man should presume to say, This shall be a day of
- happiness."
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck proceeded in his studies for the best part of an hour,
- uninterrupted by the ladies, who each, in profound silence, pursued some
- female employment. At length, a light and modest tap was heard at the
- parlour door. "Is that you, Caxon?&mdash;come in, come in, man."
-</p>
-<p>
- The old man opened the door, and thrusting in his meagre face, thatched
- with thin grey locks, and one sleeve of his white coat, said in a subdued
- and mysterious tone of voice, "I was wanting to speak to you, sir."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Come in then, you old fool, and say what you have got to say."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'll maybe frighten the ladies," said the ex-friseur.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Frighten!" answered the Antiquary,&mdash;"what do you mean?&mdash;never mind the
- ladies. Have you seen another ghaist at the Humlock-knowe?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, sir&mdash;it's no a ghaist this turn," replied Caxton;&mdash;"but I'm no easy
- in my mind."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Did you ever hear of any body that was?" answered Oldbuck;&mdash;"what reason
- has an old battered powder-puff like you to be easy in your mind, more
- than all the rest of the world besides?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's no for mysell, sir; but it threatens an awfu' night; and Sir
- Arthur, and Miss Wardour, poor thing"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, man, they must have met the carriage at the head of the loaning, or
- thereabouts; they must be home long ago."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, sir; they didna gang the road by the turnpike to meet the carriage,
- they gaed by the sands."
-</p>
-<p>
- The word operated like electricity on Oldbuck. "The sands!" he exclaimed;
- "impossible!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, sir, that's what I said to the gardener; but he says he saw them
- turn down by the Mussel-craig. In troth, says I to him, an that be the
- case, Davie, I am misdoubting"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "An almanac! an almanac!" said Oldbuck, starting up in great alarm&mdash;"not
- that bauble!" flinging away a little pocket almanac which his niece
- offered him.&mdash;"Great God! my poor dear Miss Isabella!&mdash;Fetch me instantly
- the Fairport Almanac."&mdash;It was brought, consulted, and added greatly to
- his agitation. "I'll go myself&mdash;call the gardener and ploughman&mdash;bid them
- bring ropes and ladders&mdash;bid them raise more help as they come
- along&mdash;keep the top of the cliffs, and halloo down to them&mdash;I'll go myself."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is the matter?" inquired Miss Oldbuck and Miss M'Intyre.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The tide!&mdash;the tide!" answered the alarmed Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Had not Jenny better&mdash;but no, I'll run myself," said the younger lady,
- partaking in all her uncle's terrors&mdash;"I'll run myself to Saunders
- Mucklebackit, and make him get out his boat."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Thank you, my dear, that's the wisest word that has been spoken
- yet&mdash;Run! run!&mdash;To go by the sands!" seizing his hat and cane; "was there
- ever such madness heard of!"
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0007"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SEVENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;Pleased awhile to view
- The watery waste, the prospect wild and new;
- The now receding waters gave them space,
- On either side, the growing shores to trace
- And then returning, they contract the scene,
- Till small and smaller grows the walk between.
- Crabbe.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The information of Davie Dibble, which had spread such general alarm at
- Monkbarns, proved to be strictly correct. Sir Arthur and his daughter had
- set out, according to their first proposal, to return to Knockwinnock by
- the turnpike road; but when they reached the head of the loaning, as it
- was called, or great lane, which on one side made a sort of avenue to the
- house of Monkbarns, they discerned, a little way before them, Lovel, who
- seemed to linger on the way as if to give him an opportunity to join
- them. Miss Wardour immediately proposed to her father that they should
- take another direction; and, as the weather was fine, walk home by the
- sands, which, stretching below a picturesque ridge of rocks, afforded at
- almost all times a pleasanter passage between Knockwinnock and Monkbarns
- than the high-road.
-</p>
-<a name="image-0006"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pa082.jpg" height="502" width="783"
-alt="Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- Sir Arthur acquiesced willingly. "It would be unpleasant," he said, "to
- be joined by that young fellow, whom Mr. Oldbuck had taken the freedom to
- introduce them to." And his old-fashioned politeness had none of the ease
- of the present day which permits you, if you have a mind, to <i>cut</i> the
- person you have associated with for a week, the instant you feel or
- suppose yourself in a situation which makes it disagreeable to own him.
- Sir Arthur only stipulated, that a little ragged boy, for the guerdon of
- one penny sterling, should run to meet his coachman, and turn his
- equipage back to Knockwinnock.
-</p>
-<p>
- When this was arranged, and the emissary despatched, the knight and his
- daughter left the high-road, and following a wandering path among sandy
- hillocks, partly grown over with furze and the long grass called bent,
- soon attained the side of the ocean. The tide was by no means so far out
- as they had computed but this gave them no alarm;&mdash;there were seldom ten
- days in the year when it approached so near the cliffs as not to leave a
- dry passage. But, nevertheless, at periods of spring-tide, or even when
- the ordinary flood was accelerated by high winds, this road was
- altogether covered by the sea; and tradition had recorded several fatal
- accidents which had happened on such occasions. Still, such dangers were
- considered as remote and improbable; and rather served, with other
- legends, to amuse the hamlet fireside, than to prevent any one from going
- between Knockwinnock and Monkbarns by the sands.
-</p>
-<p>
- As Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour paced along, enjoying the pleasant footing
- afforded by the cool moist hard sand, Miss Wardour could not help
- observing that the last tide had risen considerably above the usual
- water-mark. Sir Arthur made the same observation, but without its
- occurring to either of them to be alarmed at the circumstance. The sun
- was now resting his huge disk upon the edge of the level ocean, and
- gilded the accumulation of towering clouds through which he had travelled
- the livelong day, and which now assembled on all sides, like misfortunes
- and disasters around a sinking empire and falling monarch. Still,
- however, his dying splendour gave a sombre magnificence to the massive
- congregation of vapours, forming out of their unsubstantial gloom the
- show of pyramids and towers, some touched with gold, some with purple,
- some with a hue of deep and dark red. The distant sea, stretched beneath
- this varied and gorgeous canopy, lay almost portentously still,
- reflecting back the dazzling and level beams of the descending luminary,
- and the splendid colouring of the clouds amidst which he was setting.
- Nearer to the beach the tide rippled onward in waves of sparkling silver,
- that imperceptibly, yet rapidly, gained upon the sand.
-</p>
-<p>
- With a mind employed in admiration of the romantic scene, or perhaps on
- some more agitating topic, Miss Wardour advanced in silence by her
- father's side, whose recently offended dignity did not stoop to open any
- conversation. Following the windings of the beach, they passed one
- projecting point of headland or rock after another, and now found
- themselves under a huge and continued extent of the precipices by which
- that iron-bound coast is in most places defended. Long projecting reefs
- of rock, extending under water and only evincing their existence by here
- and there a peak entirely bare, or by the breakers which foamed over
- those that were partially covered, rendered Knockwinnock bay dreaded by
- pilots and ship-masters. The crags which rose between the beach and the
- mainland, to the height of two or three hundred feet, afforded in their
- crevices shelter for unnumbered sea-fowl, in situations seemingly secured
- by their dizzy height from the rapacity of man. Many of these wild
- tribes, with the instinct which sends them to seek the land before a
- storm arises, were now winging towards their nests with the shrill and
- dissonant clang which announces disquietude and fear. The disk of the sun
- became almost totally obscured ere he had altogether sunk below the
- horizon, and an early and lurid shade of darkness blotted the serene
- twilight of a summer evening. The wind began next to arise; but its wild
- and moaning sound was heard for some time, and its effects became visible
- on the bosom of the sea, before the gale was felt on shore. The mass of
- waters, now dark and threatening, began to lift itself in larger ridges,
- and sink in deeper furrows, forming waves that rose high in foam upon the
- breakers, or burst upon the beach with a sound resembling distant
- thunder.
-</p>
-<p>
- Appalled by this sudden change of weather, Miss Wardour drew close to her
- father, and held his arm fast. "I wish," at length she said, but almost
- in a whisper, as if ashamed to express her increasing apprehensions, "I
- wish we had kept the road we intended, or waited at Monkbarns for the
- carriage."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur looked round, but did not see, or would not acknowledge, any
- signs of an immediate storm. They would reach Knockwinnock, he said, long
- before the tempest began. But the speed with which he walked, and with
- which Isabella could hardly keep pace, indicated a feeling that some
- exertion was necessary to accomplish his consolatory prediction.
-</p>
-<p>
- They were now near the centre of a deep but narrow bay or recess, formed
- by two projecting capes of high and inaccessible rock, which shot out
- into the sea like the horns of a crescent;&mdash;and neither durst communicate
- the apprehension which each began to entertain, that, from the unusually
- rapid advance of the tide, they might be deprived of the power of
- proceeding by doubling the promontory which lay before them, or of
- retreating by the road which brought them thither.
-</p>
-<p>
- As they thus pressed forward, longing doubtless to exchange the easy
- curving line, which the sinuosities of the bay compelled them to adopt,
- for a straighter and more expeditious path, Sir Arthur observed a human
- figure on the beach advancing to meet them. "Thank God," he exclaimed,
- "we shall get round Halket-head!&mdash;that person must have passed it;" thus
- giving vent to the feeling of hope, though he had suppressed that of
- apprehension.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Thank God, indeed!" echoed his daughter, half audibly, half internally,
- as expressing the gratitude which she strongly felt.
-</p>
-<p>
- The figure which advanced to meet them made many signs, which the haze of
- the atmosphere, now disturbed by wind and by a drizzling rain, prevented
- them from seeing or comprehending distinctly.&mdash;Some time before they met,
- Sir Arthur could recognise the old blue-gowned beggar, Edie Ochiltree. It
- is said that even the brute creation lay aside their animosities and
- antipathies when pressed by an instant and common danger. The beach under
- Halket-head, rapidly diminishing in extent by the encroachments of a
- spring-tide and a north-west wind, was in like manner a neutral field,
- where even a justice of peace and a strolling mendicant might meet upon
- terms of mutual forbearance.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Turn back! turn back!" exclaimed the vagrant; "why did ye not turn when
- I waved to you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "We thought," replied Sir Arthur, in great agitation, "we thought we
- could get round Halket-head."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Halket-head!&mdash;the tide will be running on Halket-head by this time like
- the Fall of Fyers!&mdash;it was a' I could do to get round it twenty minutes
- since&mdash;it was coming in three feet abreast. We will maybe get back by
- Bally-burgh Ness Point yet. The Lord help us!&mdash;it's our only chance. We
- can but try."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My God, my child!"&mdash;"My father! my dear father!" exclaimed the parent
- and daughter, as, fear lending them strength and speed, they turned to
- retrace their steps, and endeavoured to double the point, the projection
- of which formed the southern extremity of the bay.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I heard ye were here frae the bit callant ye sent to meet your
- carriage," said the beggar, as he trudged stoutly on a step or two behind
- Miss Wardour; "and I couldna bide to think o' the dainty young leddy's
- peril, that has aye been kind to ilka forlorn heart that cam near her.
- Sae I lookit at the lift and the rin o' the tide, till I settled it that
- if I could get down time eneugh to gie you warning, we wad do weel yet.
- But I doubt, I doubt, I have been beguiled! for what mortal ee ever saw
- sic a race as the tide is risening e'en now? See, yonder's the Ratton's
- Skerry&mdash;he aye held his neb abune the water in my day&mdash;but he's aneath it
- now."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur cast a look in the direction in which the old man pointed. A
- huge rock, which in general, even in spring-tides, displayed a hulk like
- the keel of a large vessel, was now quite under water, and its place only
- indicated by the boiling and breaking of the eddying waves which
- encountered its submarine resistance.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mak haste, mak haste, my bonny leddy," continued the old man&mdash;"mak
- haste, and we may do yet! Take haud o' my arm&mdash;an auld and frail arm it's
- now, but it's been in as sair stress as this is yet. Take haud o' my arm,
- my winsome leddy! D'ye see yon wee black speck amang the wallowing waves
- yonder? This morning it was as high as the mast o' a brig&mdash;it's sma'
- eneugh now&mdash;but, while I see as muckle black about it as the crown o' my
- hat, I winna believe but we'll get round the Ballyburgh Ness, for a'
- that's come and gane yet."
-</p>
-<p>
- Isabella, in silence, accepted from the old man the assistance which Sir
- Arthur was less able to afford her. The waves had now encroached so much
- upon the beach, that the firm and smooth footing which they had hitherto
- had on the sand must be exchanged for a rougher path close to the foot of
- the precipice, and in some places even raised upon its lower ledges. It
- would have been utterly impossible for Sir Arthur Wardour, or his
- daughter, to have found their way along these shelves without the
- guidance and encouragement of the beggar, who had been there before in
- high tides, though never, he acknowledged, "in sae awsome a night as
- this."
-</p>
-<p>
- It was indeed a dreadful evening. The howling of the storm mingled with
- the shrieks of the sea-fowl, and sounded like the dirge of the three
- devoted beings, who, pent between two of the most magnificent, yet most
- dreadful objects of nature&mdash;a raging tide and an insurmountable
- precipice&mdash;toiled along their painful and dangerous path, often lashed by
- the spray of some giant billow, which threw itself higher on the beach
- than those that had preceded it. Each minute did their enemy gain ground
- perceptibly upon them! Still, however, loth to relinquish the last hopes
- of life, they bent their eyes on the black rock pointed out by Ochiltree.
- It was yet distinctly visible among the breakers, and continued to be so,
- until they came to a turn in their precarious path, where an intervening
- projection of rock hid it from their sight. Deprived of the view of the
- beacon on which they had relied, they now experienced the double agony of
- terror and suspense. They struggled forward, however; but, when they
- arrived at the point from which they ought to have seen the crag, it was
- no longer visible: the signal of safety was lost among a thousand white
- breakers, which, dashing upon the point of the promontory, rose in
- prodigious sheets of snowy foam, as high as the mast of a first-rate
- man-of-war, against the dark brow of the precipice.
-</p>
-<p>
- The countenance of the old man fell. Isabella gave a faint shriek, and,
- "God have mercy upon us!" which her guide solemnly uttered, was piteously
- echoed by Sir Arthur&mdash;"My child! my child!&mdash;to die such a death!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "My father! my dear father!" his daughter exclaimed, clinging to
- him&mdash;"and you too, who have lost your own life in endeavouring to save
- ours!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "That's not worth the counting," said the old man. "I hae lived to be
- weary o' life; and here or yonder&mdash;at the back o' a dyke, in a wreath o'
- snaw, or in the wame o' a wave, what signifies how the auld gaberlunzie
- dies?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Good man," said Sir Arthur, "can you think of nothing?&mdash;of no
- help?&mdash;I'll make you rich&mdash;I'll give you a farm&mdash;I'll"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Our riches will be soon equal," said the beggar, looking out upon the
- strife of the waters&mdash;"they are sae already; for I hae nae land, and you
- would give your fair bounds and barony for a square yard of rock that
- would be dry for twal hours."
-</p>
-<p>
- While they exchanged these words, they paused upon the highest ledge of
- rock to which they could attain; for it seemed that any further attempt
- to move forward could only serve to anticipate their fate. Here, then,
- they were to await the sure though slow progress of the raging element,
- something in the situation of the martyrs of the early church, who,
- exposed by heathen tyrants to be slain by wild beasts, were compelled for
- a time to witness the impatience and rage by which the animals were
- agitated, while awaiting the signal for undoing their grates, and letting
- them loose upon the victims.
-</p>
-<p>
- Yet even this fearful pause gave Isabella time to collect the powers of a
- mind naturally strong and courageous, and which rallied itself at this
- terrible juncture. "Must we yield life," she said, "without a struggle?
- Is there no path, however dreadful, by which we could climb the crag, or
- at least attain some height above the tide, where we could remain till
- morning, or till help comes? They must be aware of our situation, and
- will raise the country to relieve us."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur, who heard, but scarcely comprehended, his daughter's
- question, turned, nevertheless, instinctively and eagerly to the old man,
- as if their lives were in his gift. Ochiltree paused&mdash;"I was a bauld
- craigsman," he said, "ance in my life, and mony a kittywake's and
- lungie's nest hae I harried up amang thae very black rocks; but it's
- lang, lang syne, and nae mortal could speel them without a rope&mdash;and if I
- had ane, my ee-sight, and my footstep, and my hand-grip, hae a' failed
- mony a day sinsyne&mdash;And then, how could I save <i>you?</i> But there was a
- path here ance, though maybe, if we could see it, ye would rather bide
- where we are&mdash;His name be praised!" he ejaculated suddenly, "there's ane
- coming down the crag e'en now!"&mdash;Then, exalting his voice, he hilloa'd
- out to the daring adventurer such instructions as his former practice,
- and the remembrance of local circumstances, suddenly forced upon his
- mind:&mdash;"Ye're right!&mdash;ye're right!&mdash;that gate&mdash;that gate!&mdash;fasten the
- rope weel round Crummies-horn, that's the muckle black stane&mdash;cast twa
- plies round it&mdash;that's it!&mdash;now, weize yoursell a wee easel-ward&mdash;a wee
- mair yet to that ither stane&mdash;we ca'd it the Cat's-lug&mdash;there used to be
- the root o' an aik tree there&mdash;that will do!&mdash;canny now, lad&mdash;canny
- now&mdash;tak tent and tak time&mdash;Lord bless ye, tak time&mdash;Vera weel!&mdash;Now ye maun
- get to Bessy's apron, that's the muckle braid flat blue stane&mdash;and then,
- I think, wi' your help and the tow thegither, I'll win at ye, and then
- we'll be able to get up the young leddy and Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- The adventurer, following the directions of old Edie, flung him down the
- end of the rope, which he secured around Miss Wardour, wrapping her
- previously in his own blue gown, to preserve her as much as possible from
- injury. Then, availing himself of the rope, which was made fast at the
- other end, he began to ascend the face of the crag&mdash;a most precarious and
- dizzy undertaking, which, however, after one or two perilous escapes,
- placed him safe on the broad flat stone beside our friend Lovel. Their
- joint strength was able to raise Isabella to the place of safety which
- they had attained. Lovel then descended in order to assist Sir Arthur,
- around whom he adjusted the rope; and again mounting to their place of
- refuge, with the assistance of old Ochiltree, and such aid as Sir Arthur
- himself could afford, he raised himself beyond the reach of the billows.
-</p>
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-<center>
-<img src="images/pa092.jpg" height="535" width="839"
-alt="The Rescue of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
-">
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-<p>
- The sense of reprieve from approaching and apparently inevitable death,
- had its usual effect. The father and daughter threw themselves into each
- other's arms, kissed and wept for joy, although their escape was
- connected with the prospect of passing a tempestuous night upon a
- precipitous ledge of rock, which scarce afforded footing for the four
- shivering beings, who now, like the sea-fowl around them, clung there in
- hopes of some shelter from the devouring element which raged beneath. The
- spray of the billows, which attained in fearful succession the foot of
- the precipice, overflowing the beach on which they so lately stood, flew
- as high as their place of temporary refuge; and the stunning sound with
- which they dashed against the rocks beneath, seemed as if they still
- demanded the fugitives in accents of thunder as their destined prey. It
- was a summer night, doubtless; yet the probability was slender, that a
- frame so delicate as that of Miss Wardour should survive till morning the
- drenching of the spray; and the dashing of the rain, which now burst in
- full violence, accompanied with deep and heavy gusts of wind, added to
- the constrained and perilous circumstances of their situation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The lassie!&mdash;the puir sweet, lassie!" said the old man: "mony such a
- night have I weathered at hame and abroad, but, God guide us, how can she
- ever win through it!"
-</p>
-<p>
- His apprehension was communicated in smothered accents to Lovel; for with
- the sort of freemasonry by which bold and ready spirits correspond in
- moments of danger, and become almost instinctively known to each other,
- they had established a mutual confidence.&mdash;"I'll climb up the cliff
- again," said Lovel&mdash;"there's daylight enough left to see my footing; I'll
- climb up, and call for more assistance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do so, do so, for Heaven's sake!" said Sir Arthur eagerly.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Are ye mad?" said the mendicant: "Francie o' Fowlsheugh, and he was the
- best craigsman that ever speel'd heugh (mair by token, he brake his neck
- upon the Dunbuy of Slaines), wodna hae ventured upon the Halket-head
- craigs after sun-down&mdash;It's God's grace, and a great wonder besides, that
- ye are not in the middle o' that roaring sea wi' what ye hae done
- already&mdash;I didna think there was the man left alive would hae come down
- the craigs as ye did. I question an I could hae done it mysell, at this
- hoar and in this weather, in the youngest and yaldest of my strength&mdash;But
- to venture up again&mdash;it's a mere and a clear tempting o' Providence."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have no fear," answered Lovel; "I marked all the stations perfectly as
- I came down, and there is still light enough left to see them quite
- well&mdash;I am sure I can do it with perfect safety. Stay here, my good friend, by
- Sir Arthur and the young lady."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dell be in my feet then," answered the bedesman sturdily; "if ye gang,
- I'll gang too; for between the twa o' us, we'll hae mair than wark eneugh
- to get to the tap o' the heugh."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, no&mdash;stay you here and attend to Miss Wardour&mdash;you see Sir Arthur is
- quite exhausted."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Stay yoursell then, and I'll gae," said the old man;&mdash;"let death spare
- the green corn and take the ripe."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Stay both of you, I charge you," said Isabella, faintly; "I am well, and
- can spend the night very well here&mdash;I feel quite refreshed." So saying,
- her voice failed her&mdash;she sunk down, and would have fallen from the crag,
- had she not been supported by Lovel and Ochiltree, who placed her in a
- posture half sitting, half reclining, beside her father, who, exhausted
- by fatigue of body and mind so extreme and unusual, had already sat down
- on a stone in a sort of stupor.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is impossible to leave them," said Lovel&mdash;"What is to be done?&mdash;Hark!
- hark!&mdash;did I not hear a halloo?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The skreigh of a Tammie Norie," answered Ochiltree&mdash;"I ken the skirl
- weel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, by Heaven!" replied Lovel, "it was a human voice."
-</p>
-<p>
- A distant hail was repeated, the sound plainly distinguishable among the
- various elemental noises, and the clang of the sea-mews by which they
- were surrounded. The mendicant and Lovel exerted their voices in a loud
- halloo, the former waving Miss Wardour's handkerchief on the end of his
- staff to make them conspicuous from above. Though the shouts were
- repeated, it was some time before they were in exact response to their
- own, leaving the unfortunate sufferers uncertain whether, in the
- darkening twilight and increasing storm, they had made the persons who
- apparently were traversing the verge of the precipice to bring them
- assistance, sensible of the place in which they had found refuge. At
- length their halloo was regularly and distinctly answered, and their
- courage confirmed, by the assurance that they were within hearing, if not
- within reach, of friendly assistance.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0008"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- There is a cliff, whose high and bending head
- Looks fearfully on the confined deep;
- Bring me but to the very brim of it,
- And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear.
- King Lear.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The shout of human voices from above was soon augmented, and the gleam of
- torches mingled with those lights of evening which still remained amidst
- the darkness of the storm. Some attempt was made to hold communication
- between the assistants above and the sufferers beneath, who were still
- clinging to their precarious place of safety; but the howling of the
- tempest limited their intercourse to cries as inarticulate as those of
- the winged denizens of the crag, which shrieked in chorus, alarmed by the
- reiterated sound of human voices, where they had seldom been heard.
-</p>
-<p>
- On the verge of the precipice an anxious group had now assembled. Oldbuck
- was the foremost and most earnest, pressing forward with unwonted
- desperation to the very brink of the crag, and extending his head (his
- hat and wig secured by a handkerchief under his chin) over the dizzy
- height, with an air of determination which made his more timorous
- assistants tremble.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Haud a care, haud a care, Monkbarns!" cried Caxon, clinging to the
- skirts of his patron, and withholding him from danger as far as his
- strength permitted&mdash;"God's sake, haud a care!&mdash;Sir Arthur's drowned
- already, and an ye fa' over the cleugh too, there will be but ae wig left
- in the parish, and that's the minister's."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mind the peak there," cried Mucklebackit, an old fisherman and
- smuggler&mdash;"mind the peak&mdash;Steenie, Steenie Wilks, bring up the tackle&mdash;I'se
- warrant we'll sune heave them on board, Monkbarns, wad ye but stand out
- o' the gate."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I see them," said Oldbuck&mdash;"I see them low down on that flat
- stone&mdash;Hilli-hilloa, hilli-ho-a!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I see them mysell weel eneugh," said Mucklebackit; "they are sitting
- down yonder like hoodie-craws in a mist; but d'yo think ye'll help them
- wi' skirling that gate like an auld skart before a flaw o'
- weather?&mdash;Steenie, lad, bring up the mast&mdash;Od, I'se hae them up as we used to
- bouse up the kegs o' gin and brandy lang syne&mdash;Get up the pickaxe, make
- a step for the mast&mdash;make the chair fast with the rattlin&mdash;haul taught
- and belay!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The fishers had brought with them the mast of a boat, and as half of the
- country fellows about had now appeared, either out of zeal or curiosity,
- it was soon sunk in the ground, and sufficiently secured. A yard across
- the upright mast, and a rope stretched along it, and reeved through a
- block at each end, formed an extempore crane, which afforded the means of
- lowering an arm-chair, well secured and fastened, down to the flat shelf
- on which the sufferers had roosted. Their joy at hearing the preparations
- going on for their deliverance was considerably qualified when they
- beheld the precarious vehicle by means of which they were to be conveyed
- to upper air. It swung about a yard free of the spot which they occupied,
- obeying each impulse of the tempest, the empty air all around it, and
- depending upon the security of a rope, which, in the increasing darkness,
- had dwindled to an almost imperceptible thread. Besides the hazard of
- committing a human being to the vacant atmosphere in such a slight means
- of conveyance, there was the fearful danger of the chair and its occupant
- being dashed, either by the wind or the vibrations of the cord, against
- the rugged face of the precipice. But to diminish the risk as much as
- possible, the experienced seaman had let down with the chair another
- line, which, being attached to it, and held by the persons beneath, might
- serve by way of <i>gy,</i> as Mucklebackit expressed it, to render its descent
- in some measure steady and regular. Still, to commit one's self in such a
- vehicle, through a howling tempest of wind and rain, with a beetling
- precipice above and a raging abyss below, required that courage which
- despair alone can inspire. Yet, wild as the sounds and sights of danger
- were, both above, beneath, and around, and doubtful and dangerous as the
- mode of escaping appeared to be, Lovel and the old mendicant agreed,
- after a moment's consultation, and after the former, by a sudden strong
- pull, had, at his own imminent risk, ascertained the security of the
- rope, that it would be best to secure Miss Wardour in the chair, and
- trust to the tenderness and care of those above for her being safely
- craned up to the top of the crag.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let my father go first," exclaimed Isabella; "for God's sake, my
- friends, place him first in safety!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It cannot be, Miss Wardour," said Lovel;&mdash;"your life must be first
- secured&mdash;the rope which bears your weight may"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will not listen to a reason so selfish!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But ye maun listen to it, my bonnie lassie," said Ochiltree, "for a' our
- lives depend on it&mdash;besides, when ye get on the tap o' the heugh yonder,
- ye can gie them a round guess o' what's ganging on in this Patmos o'
- ours&mdash;and Sir Arthur's far by that, as I'm thinking."
-</p>
-<p>
- Struck with the truth of this reasoning, she exclaimed, "True, most true;
- I am ready and willing to undertake the first risk&mdash;What shall I say to
- our friends above?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Just to look that their tackle does not graze on the face o' the crag,
- and to let the chair down and draw it up hooly and fairly;&mdash;we will
- halloo when we are ready."
-</p>
-<p>
- With the sedulous attention of a parent to a child, Lovel bound Miss
- Wardour with his handkerchief, neckcloth, and the mendicant's leathern
- belt, to the back and arms of the chair, ascertaining accurately the
- security of each knot, while Ochiltree kept Sir Arthur quiet. "What are
- ye doing wi' my bairn?&mdash;what are ye doing?&mdash;She shall not be separated
- from me&mdash;Isabel, stay with me, I command you!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lordsake, Sir Arthur, haud your tongue, and be thankful to God that
- there's wiser folk than you to manage this job," cried the beggar, worn
- out by the unreasonable exclamations of the poor Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Farewell, my father!" murmured Isabella&mdash;"farewell, my&mdash;my friends!" and
- shutting her eyes, as Edie's experience recommended, she gave the signal
- to Lovel, and he to those who were above. She rose, while the chair in
- which she sate was kept steady by the line which Lovel managed beneath.
- With a beating heart he watched the flutter of her white dress, until the
- vehicle was on a level with the brink of the precipice.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Canny now, lads, canny now!" exclaimed old Mucklebackit, who acted as
- commodore; "swerve the yard a bit&mdash;Now&mdash;there! there she sits safe on dry
- land."
-</p>
-<p>
- A loud shout announced the successful experiment to her fellow-sufferers
- beneath, who replied with a ready and cheerful halloo. Monkbarns, in his
- ecstasy of joy, stripped his great-coat to wrap up the young lady, and
- would have pulled off his coat and waistcoat for the same purpose, had he
- not been withheld by the cautious Caxon. "Haud a care o' us! your honour
- will be killed wi' the hoast&mdash;ye'll no get out o'your night-cowl this
- fortnight&mdash;and that will suit us unco ill.&mdash;Na, na&mdash;there's the chariot
- down by; let twa o' the folk carry the young leddy there."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You're right," said the Antiquary, readjusting the sleeves and collar of
- his coat, "you're right, Caxon; this is a naughty night to swim in.&mdash;Miss
- Wardour, let me convey you to the chariot."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not for worlds till I see my father safe."
-</p>
-<p>
- In a few distinct words, evincing how much her resolution had surmounted
- even the mortal fear of so agitating a hazard, she explained the nature
- of the situation beneath, and the wishes of Lovel and Ochiltree.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Right, right, that's right too&mdash;I should like to see the son of Sir
- Gamelyn de Guardover on dry land myself&mdash;I have a notion he would sign
- the abjuration oath, and the Ragman-roll to boot, and acknowledge Queen
- Mary to be nothing better than she should be, to get alongside my bottle
- of old port that he ran away from, and left scarce begun. But he's safe
- now, and here a' comes"&mdash;(for the chair was again lowered, and Sir Arthur
- made fast in it, without much consciousness on his own part)&mdash;"here a'
- comes&mdash;Bowse away, my boys! canny wi' him&mdash;a pedigree of a hundred links
- is hanging on a tenpenny tow&mdash;the whole barony of Knockwinnock depends on
- three plies of hemp&mdash;<i>respice finem, respice funem</i>&mdash;look to your
- end&mdash;look to a rope's end.&mdash;Welcome, welcome, my good old friend, to firm
- land, though I cannot say to warm land or to dry land. A cord for ever
- against fifty fathom of water, though not in the sense of the base
- proverb&mdash;a fico for the phrase,&mdash;better <i>sus. per funem,</i> than <i>sus. per
- coll.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- While Oldbuck ran on in this way, Sir Arthur was safely wrapped in the
- close embraces of his daughter, who, assuming that authority which the
- circumstances demanded, ordered some of the assistants to convey him to
- the chariot, promising to follow in a few minutes, She lingered on the
- cliff, holding an old countryman's arm, to witness probably the safety of
- those whose dangers she had shared.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What have we here?" said Oldbuck, as the vehicle once more
- ascended&mdash;"what patched and weather-beaten matter is this?" Then as the torches
- illumed the rough face and grey hairs of old Ochiltree,&mdash;"What! is it
- thou?&mdash;Come, old Mocker, I must needs be friends with thee&mdash;but who the
- devil makes up your party besides?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ane that's weel worth ony twa o' us, Monkbarns;&mdash;it's the young stranger
- lad they ca' Lovel&mdash;and he's behaved this blessed night as if he had
- three lives to rely on, and was willing to waste them a' rather than
- endanger ither folk's. Ca' hooly, sirs, as ye, wad win an auld man's
- blessing!&mdash;mind there's naebody below now to haud the gy&mdash;Hae a care o'
- the Cat's-lug corner&mdash;bide weel aff Crummie's-horn!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Have a care indeed," echoed Oldbuck. "What! is it my <i>rara avis</i>&mdash;my
- black swan&mdash;my phoenix of companions in a post-chaise?&mdash;take care of
- him, Mucklebackit."
-</p>
-<p>
- "As muckle care as if he were a graybeard o' brandy; and I canna take
- mair if his hair were like John Harlowe's.&mdash;Yo ho, my hearts! bowse away
- with him!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel did, in fact, run a much greater risk than any of his precursors.
- His weight was not sufficient to render his ascent steady amid such a
- storm of wind, and he swung like an agitated pendulum at the mortal risk
- of being dashed against the rocks. But he was young, bold, and active,
- and, with the assistance of the beggar's stout piked staff, which he had
- retained by advice of the proprietor, contrived to bear himself from the
- face of the precipice, and the yet more hazardous projecting cliffs which
- varied its surface. Tossed in empty space, like an idle and unsubstantial
- feather, with a motion that agitated the brain at once with fear and with
- dizziness, he retained his alertness of exertion and presence of mind;
- and it was not until he was safely grounded upon the summit of the cliff,
- that he felt temporary and giddy sickness. As he recovered from a sort of
- half swoon, he cast his eyes eagerly around. The object which they would
- most willingly have sought, was already in the act of vanishing. Her
- white garment was just discernible as she followed on the path which her
- father had taken. She had lingered till she saw the last of their company
- rescued from danger, and until she had been assured by the hoarse voice
- of Mucklebackit, that "the callant had come off wi' unbrizzed banes, and
- that he was but in a kind of dwam." But Lovel was not aware that she had
- expressed in his fate even this degree of interest,&mdash;which, though
- nothing more than was due to a stranger who had assisted her in such an
- hour of peril, he would have gladly purchased by braving even more
- imminent danger than he had that evening been exposed to. The beggar she
- had already commanded to come to Knockwinnock that night. He made an
- excuse.&mdash;"Then to-morrow let me see you."
-</p>
-<p>
- The old man promised to obey. Oldbuck thrust something into his
- hand&mdash;Ochiltree looked at it by the torchlight, and returned it&mdash;"Na, na! I
- never tak gowd&mdash;besides, Monkbarns, ye wad maybe be rueing it the morn."
- Then turning to the group of fishermen and peasants&mdash;"Now, sirs, wha will
- gie me a supper and some clean pease-strae?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I," "and I," "and I," answered many a ready voice.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, since sae it is, and I can only sleep in ae barn at ance, I'll
- gae down with Saunders Mucklebackit&mdash;he has aye a soup o' something
- comfortable about his begging&mdash;and, bairns, I'll maybe live to put ilka
- ane o' ye in mind some ither night that ye hae promised me quarters and
- my awmous;" and away he went with the fisherman.
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck laid the band of strong possession on Lovel&mdash;"Deil a stride ye's
- go to Fairport this night, young man&mdash;you must go home with me to
- Monkbarns. Why, man, you have been a hero&mdash;a perfect Sir William Wallace,
- by all accounts. Come, my good lad, take hold of my arm;&mdash;I am not a
- prime support in such a wind&mdash;but Caxon shall help us out&mdash;Here, you old
- idiot, come on the other side of me.&mdash;And how the deil got you down to
- that infernal Bessy's-apron, as they call it? Bess, said they? Why, curse
- her, she has spread out that vile pennon or banner of womankind, like all
- the rest of her sex, to allure her votaries to death and headlong ruin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have been pretty well accustomed to climbing, and I have long observed
- fowlers practise that pass down the cliff."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But how, in the name of all that is wonderful, came you to discover the
- danger of the pettish Baronet and his far more deserving daughter?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I saw them from the verge of the precipice."
-</p>
-<p>
- "From the verge!&mdash;umph&mdash;And what possessed you <i>dumosa pendere procul de
- rupe?</i>&mdash;though <i>dumosa</i> is not the appropriate epithet&mdash;what the deil,
- man, tempted ye to the verge of the craig?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why&mdash;I like to see the gathering and growling of a coming storm&mdash;or, in
- your own classical language, Mr. Oldbuck, <i>suave mari magno</i>&mdash;and so
- forth&mdash;but here we reach the turn to Fairport. I must wish you
- good-night."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not a step, not a pace, not an inch, not a shathmont, as I may say,&mdash;the
- meaning of which word has puzzled many that think themselves antiquaries.
- I am clear we should read <i>salmon-length</i> for <i>shathmont's-length.</i> You
- are aware that the space allotted for the passage of a salmon through a
- dam, dike, or weir, by statute, is the length within which a full-grown
- pig can turn himself round. Now I have a scheme to prove, that, as
- terrestrial objects were thus appealed to for ascertaining submarine
- measurement, so it must be supposed that the productions of the water
- were established as gauges of the extent of land.&mdash;Shathmont&mdash;salmont&mdash;you see the close alliance of the sounds; dropping out two <i>h</i>'s, and a
- <i>t,</i> and assuming an <i>l,</i> makes the whole difference&mdash;I wish to heaven no
- antiquarian derivation had demanded heavier concessions."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, my dear sir, I really must go home&mdash;I am wet to the skin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Shalt have my night-gown, man, and slippers, and catch the antiquarian
- fever as men do the plague, by wearing infected garments. Nay, I know
- what you would be at&mdash;you are afraid to put the old bachelor to charges.
- But is there not the remains of that glorious chicken-pie&mdash;which, <i>meo
- arbitrio,</i> is better cold than hot&mdash;and that bottle of my oldest port,
- out of which the silly brain-sick Baronet (whom I cannot pardon, since he
- has escaped breaking his neck) had just taken one glass, when his infirm
- noddle went a wool-gathering after Gamelyn de Guardover?"
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying he dragged Lovel forward, till the Palmer's-port of Monkbarns
- received them. Never, perhaps, had it admitted two pedestrians more
- needing rest for Monkbarns's fatigue had been in a degree very contrary
- to his usual habits, and his more young and robust companion had that
- evening undergone agitation of mind which had harassed and wearied him
- even more than his extraordinary exertions of body.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0009"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER NINTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- "Be brave," she cried, "you yet may be our guest,
- Our haunted room was ever held the best.
- If, then, your valour can the sight sustain
- Of rustling curtains and the clinking chain
- If your courageous tongue have powers to talk,
- When round your bed the horrid ghost shall walk
- If you dare ask it why it leaves its tomb,
- I'll see your sheets well air'd, and show the Room."
- True Story.
-</pre>
-<p>
- They reached the room in which they had dined, and were clamorously
- welcomed by Miss Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Where's the younger womankind?" said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, brother, amang a' the steery, Maria wadna be guided by me she
- set away to the Halket-craig-head&mdash;I wonder ye didna see her."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Eh!&mdash;what&mdash;what's that you say, sister?&mdash;did the girl go out in a night
- like this to the Halket-head?&mdash;Good God! the misery of the night is not
- ended yet!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But ye winna wait, Monkbarns&mdash;ye are so imperative and impatient"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Tittle-tattle, woman," said the impatient and agitated Antiquary, "where
- is my dear Mary?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Just where ye suld be yoursell, Monkbarns&mdash;up-stairs, and in her warm
- bed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I could have sworn it," said Oldbuck laughing, but obviously much
- relieved&mdash;"I could have sworn it;&mdash;the lazy monkey did not care if we
- were all drowned together. Why did you say she went out?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But ye wadna wait to hear out my tale, Monkbarns&mdash;she gaed out, and she
- came in again with the gardener sae sune as she saw that nane o' ye were
- clodded ower the Craig, and that Miss Wardour was safe in the chariot;
- she was hame a quarter of an hour syne, for it's now ganging ten&mdash;sair
- droukit was she, puir thing, sae I e'en put a glass o' sherry in her
- water-gruel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Right, Grizel, right&mdash;let womankind alone for coddling each other. But
- hear me, my venerable sister&mdash;start not at the word venerable; it implies
- many praiseworthy qualities besides age; though that too is honourable,
- albeit it is the last quality for which womankind would wish to be
- honoured&mdash;But perpend my words: let Lovel and me have forthwith the
- relics of the chicken-pie, and the reversion of the port."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The chicken-pie! the port!&mdash;ou dear! brother&mdash;there was but a wheen
- banes, and scarce a drap o' the wine."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary's countenance became clouded, though he was too well bred
- to give way, in the presence of a stranger, to his displeased surprise at
- the disappearance of the viands on which he had reckoned with absolute
- certainty. But his sister understood these looks of ire. "Ou dear!
- Monkbarns, what's the use of making a wark?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I make no wark, as ye call it, woman."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But what's the use o' looking sae glum and glunch about a pickle
- banes?&mdash;an ye will hae the truth, ye maun ken the minister came in, worthy
- man&mdash;sair distressed he was, nae doubt, about your precarious situation, as
- he ca'd it (for ye ken how weel he's gifted wi' words), and here he wad
- bide till he could hear wi' certainty how the matter was likely to gang
- wi' ye a'&mdash;He said fine things on the duty of resignation to Providence's
- will, worthy man! that did he."
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck replied, catching the same tone, "Worthy man!&mdash;he cared not how
- soon Monkbarns had devolved on an heir-female, I've a notion;&mdash;and while
- he was occupied in this Christian office of consolation against impending
- evil, I reckon that the chicken-pie and my good port disappeared?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear brother, how can you speak of sic frivolities, when you have had
- sic an escape from the craig?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Better than my supper has had from the minister's <i>craig,</i> Grizzle&mdash;it's
- all discussed, I suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, Monkbarns, ye speak as if there was nae mair meat in the
- house&mdash;wad ye not have had me offer the honest man some slight refreshment
- after his walk frae the manse?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck half-whistled, half-hummed, the end of the old Scottish ditty,
-</p>
-<pre>
- O, first they eated the white puddings,
- And then they eated the black, O,
- And thought the gudeman unto himsell,
- The deil clink down wi' that, O!
-</pre>
-<p>
- His sister hastened to silence his murmurs, by proposing some of the
- relies of the dinner. He spoke of another bottle of wine, but recommended
- in preference a glass of brandy which was really excellent. As no
- entreaties could prevail on Lovel to indue the velvet night-cap and
- branched morning-gown of his host, Oldbuck, who pretended to a little
- knowledge of the medical art, insisted on his going to bed as soon as
- possible, and proposed to despatch a messenger (the indefatigable Caxon)
- to Fairport early in the morning, to procure him a change of clothes.
-</p>
-<p>
- This was the first intimation Miss Oldbuck had received that the young
- stranger was to be their guest for the night; and such was the surprise
- with which she was struck by a proposal so uncommon, that, had the
- superincumbent weight of her head-dress, such as we before described,
- been less preponderant, her grey locks must have started up on end, and
- hurled it from its position.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord haud a care o' us!" exclaimed the astounded maiden.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What's the matter now, Grizel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wad ye but just speak a moment, Monkbarns?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Speak!&mdash;what should I speak about? I want to get to my bed&mdash;and this
- poor young fellow&mdash;let a bed be made ready for him instantly."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A bed?&mdash;The Lord preserve us!" again ejaculated Grizel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, what's the matter now?&mdash;are there not beds and rooms enough in the
- house?&mdash;was it not an ancient <i>hospitium,</i> in which, I am warranted to
- say, beds were nightly made down for a score of pilgrims?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O dear, Monkbarns! wha kens what they might do lang syne?&mdash;but in our
- time&mdash;beds&mdash;ay, troth, there's beds enow sic as they are&mdash;and rooms enow
- too&mdash;but ye ken yoursell the beds haena been sleepit in, Lord kens the
- time, nor the rooms aired.&mdash;If I had kenn'd, Mary and me might hae gaen
- down to the manse&mdash;Miss Beckie is aye fond to see us&mdash;(and sae is the
- minister, brother)&mdash;But now, gude save us!"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Is there not the Green Room, Grizel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth is there, and it is in decent order too, though naebody has
- sleepit there since Dr. Heavysterne, and"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what! I am sure ye ken yoursell what a night he had&mdash;ye wadna expose
- the young gentleman to the like o' that, wad ye?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel interfered upon hearing this altercation, and protested he would
- far rather walk home than put them to the least inconvenience&mdash;that the
- exercise would be of service to him&mdash;that he knew the road perfectly, by
- night or day, to Fairport&mdash;that the storm was abating, and so
- forth&mdash;adding all that civility could suggest as an excuse for escaping from
- a hospitality which seemed more inconvenient to his host than he could
- possibly have anticipated. But the howling of the wind, and the pattering
- of the rain against the windows, with his knowledge of the preceding
- fatigues of the evening, must have prohibited Oldbuck, even had he
- entertained less regard for his young friend than he really felt, from
- permitting him to depart. Besides, he was piqued in honour to show that
- he himself was not governed by womankind&mdash;"Sit ye down, sit ye down, sit
- ye down, man," he reiterated;&mdash;"an ye part so, I would I might never draw
- a cork again, and here comes out one from a prime bottle of&mdash;strong
- ale&mdash;right <i>anno domini</i>&mdash;none of your Wassia Quassia decoctions, but brewed
- of Monkbarns barley&mdash;John of the Girnel never drew a better flagon to
- entertain a wandering minstrel, or palmer, with the freshest news from
- Palestine.&mdash;And to remove from your mind the slightest wish to depart,
- know, that if you do so, your character as a gallant knight is gone for
- ever. Why, 'tis an adventure, man, to sleep in the Green Room at
- Monkbarns.&mdash;Sister, pray see it got ready&mdash;And, although the bold
- adventurer, Heavysterne, dree'd pain and dolour in that charmed
- apartment, it is no reason why a gallant knight like you, nearly twice as
- tall, and not half so heavy, should not encounter and break the spell."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What! a haunted apartment, I suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "To be sure, to be sure&mdash;every mansion in this country of the slightest
- antiquity has its ghosts and its haunted chamber, and you must not
- suppose us worse off than our neighbours. They are going, indeed,
- somewhat out of fashion. I have seen the day, when if you had doubted the
- reality of a ghost in an old manor-house you ran the risk of being made a
- ghost yourself, as Hamlet says.&mdash;Yes, if you had challenged the existence
- of Redcowl in the Castle of Glenstirym, old Sir Peter Pepperbrand would
- have had ye out to his court-yard, made you betake yourself to your
- weapon, and if your trick of fence were not the better, would have
- sticked you like a paddock, on his own baronial midden-stead. I once
- narrowly escaped such an affray&mdash;but I humbled myself, and apologised to
- Redcowl; for, even in my younger days, I was no friend to the
- <i>monomachia,</i> or duel, and would rather walk with Sir Priest than with
- Sir Knight&mdash;I care not who knows so much of my valour. Thank God, I am
- old now, and can indulge my irritabilities without the necessity of
- supporting them by cold steel."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here Miss Oldbuck re-entered, with a singularly sage expression of
- countenance.&mdash;"Mr. Lovel's bed's ready, brother&mdash;clean sheets&mdash;weel
- aired&mdash;a spunk of fire in the chimney&mdash;I am sure, Mr. Lovel," (addressing
- him), "it's no for the trouble&mdash;and I hope you will have a good night's
- rest&mdash;But"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are resolved," said the Antiquary, "to do what you can to prevent
- it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Me?&mdash;I am sure I have said naething, Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
-"My dear madam," said Lovel, "allow me to ask you the meaning of your
-obliging anxiety on my account."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, Monkbarns does not like to hear of it&mdash;but he kens himsell that the
-room has an ill name. It's weel minded that it was there auld Rab Tull
-the town-clerk was sleeping when he had that marvellous communication
-about the grand law-plea between us and the feuars at the Mussel-craig.
-&mdash;It had cost a hantle siller, Mr. Lovel; for law-pleas were no carried on
-without siller lang syne mair than they are now&mdash;and the Monkbarns of
-that day&mdash;our gudesire, Mr. Lovel, as I said before&mdash;was like to be
-waured afore the Session for want of a paper&mdash;Monkbarns there kens weel
-what paper it was, but I'se warrant he'll no help me out wi' my tale&mdash;but
-it was a paper of great significance to the plea, and we were to be
-waured for want o't. Aweel, the cause was to come on before the fifteen&mdash;in presence, as they ca't&mdash;and auld Rab Tull, the town-clerk, he cam ower
-to make a last search for the paper that was wanting, before our gudesire
-gaed into Edinburgh to look after his plea&mdash;so there was little time to
-come and gang on. He was but a doited snuffy body, Rab, as I've heard
-&mdash;but then he was the town-clerk of Fairport, and the Monkbarns heritors
-aye employed him on account of their connection wi' the burgh, ye ken."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sister Grizel, this is abominable," interrupted Oldbuck; "I vow to
- Heaven ye might have raised the ghosts of every abbot of Trotcosey, since
- the days of Waldimir, in the time you have been detailing the
- introduction to this single spectre.&mdash;Learn to be succinct in your
- narrative.&mdash;Imitate the concise style of old Aubrey, an experienced
- ghost-seer, who entered his memoranda on these subjects in a terse
- business-like manner; <i>exempli gratia</i>&mdash;At Cirencester, 5th March, 1670,
- was an apparition.&mdash;Being demanded whether good spirit or bad, made no
- answer, but instantly disappeared with a curious perfume, and a melodious
- twang'&mdash;<i>Vide</i> his Miscellanies, p. eighteen, as well as I can remember,
- and near the middle of the page."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, Monkbarns, man! do ye think everybody is as book-learned as
- yoursell?&mdash;But ye like to gar folk look like fools&mdash;ye can do that to Sir
- Arthur, and the minister his very sell."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nature has been beforehand with me, Grizel, in both these instances, and
- in another which shall be nameless&mdash;but take a glass of ale, Grizel, and
- proceed with your story, for it waxes late."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Jenny's just warming your bed, Monkbarns, and ye maun e'en wait till
- she's done.&mdash;Weel, I was at the search that our gudesire, Monkbarns that
- then was, made wi' auld Rab Tull's assistance;&mdash;but ne'er-be-licket could
- they find that was to their purpose. And sae after they had touzled out
- mony a leather poke-full o' papers, the town-clerk had his drap punch at
- e'en to wash the dust out of his throat&mdash;we never were glass-breakers in
- this house, Mr. Lovel, but the body had got sic a trick of sippling and
- tippling wi' the bailies and deacons when they met (which was amaist ilka
- night) concerning the common gude o' the burgh, that he couldna weel
- sleep without it&mdash;But his punch he gat, and to bed he gaed; and in the
- middle of the night he got a fearfu' wakening!&mdash;he was never just himsell
- after it, and he was strucken wi' the dead palsy that very day four
- years. He thought, Mr. Lovel, that he heard the curtains o' his bed
- fissil, and out he lookit, fancying, puir man, it might hae been the
- cat&mdash;But he saw&mdash;God hae a care o' us! it gars my flesh aye creep, though I
- hae tauld the story twenty times&mdash;he saw a weel-fa'ard auld gentleman
- standing by his bedside, in the moonlight, in a queer-fashioned dress,
- wi' mony a button and band-string about it, and that part o' his garments
- which it does not become a leddy to particulareeze, was baith side and
- wide, and as mony plies o't as of ony Hamburgh skipper's&mdash;He had a beard
- too, and whiskers turned upwards on his upper-lip, as lang as
- baudrons'&mdash;and mony mair particulars there were that Rab Tull tauld o', but they are
- forgotten now&mdash;it's an auld story. Aweel, Rab was a just-living man for a
- country writer&mdash;and he was less feared than maybe might just hae been
- expected; and he asked in the name o' goodness what the apparition
- wanted&mdash;and the spirit answered in an unknown tongue. Then Rab said he
- tried him wi' Erse, for he cam in his youth frae the braes of
- Glenlivat&mdash;but it wadna do. Aweel, in this strait, he bethought him of the twa or
- three words o' Latin that he used in making out the town's deeds, and he
- had nae sooner tried the spirit wi' that, than out cam sic a blatter o'
- Latin about his lugs, that poor Rab Tull, wha was nae great scholar, was
- clean overwhelmed. Od, but he was a bauld body, and he minded the Latin
- name for the deed that he was wanting. It was something about a cart, I
- fancy, for the ghaist cried aye, <i>Carter, carter</i>&mdash;"
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Carta,</i> you transformer of languages!" cried Oldbuck;&mdash;"if my ancestor
- had learned no other language in the other world, at least he would not
- forget the Latinity for which he was so famous while in this."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, weel, <i>carta</i> be it then, but they ca'd it <i>carter</i> that tell'd me
- the story. It cried aye <i>carta,</i> if sae be that it was <i>carta,</i> and made
- a sign to Rab to follow it. Rab Tull keepit a Highland heart, and banged
- out o' bed, and till some of his readiest claes&mdash;and he did follow the
- thing up stairs and down stairs to the place we ca' the high dow-cot&mdash;(a
- sort of a little tower in the corner of the auld house, where there was a
- Rickle o' useless boxes and trunks)&mdash;and there the ghaist gae Rab a kick
- wi' the tae foot, and a kick wi' the tother, to that very auld
- east-country tabernacle of a cabinet that my brother has standing beside
- his library table, and then disappeared like a fuff o' tobacco, leaving
- Rab in a very pitiful condition."
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Tenues secessit in auras,</i>" quoth Oldbuck. "Marry, sir, <i>mansit
- odor</i>&mdash;But, sure enough, the deed was there found in a drawer of this forgotten
- repository, which contained many other curious old papers, now properly
- labelled and arranged, and which seemed to have belonged to my ancestor,
- the first possessor of Monkbarns. The deed, thus strangely recovered, was
- the original Charter of Erection of the Abbey, Abbey Lands, and so forth,
- of Trotcosey, comprehending Monkbarns and others, into a Lordship of
- Regality in favour of the first Earl of Glengibber, a favourite of James
- the Sixth. It is subscribed by the King at Westminster, the seventeenth
- day of January, A. D. one thousand six hundred and twelve&mdash;thirteen. It's
- not worth while to repeat the witnesses' names."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I would rather," said Lovel with awakened curiosity, "I would rather
- hear your opinion of the way in which the deed was discovered."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, if I wanted a patron for my legend, I could find no less a one than
- Saint Augustine, who tells the story of a deceased person appearing to
- his son, when sued for a debt which had been paid, and directing him
- where, to find the discharge.*
-</p>
-<p>
- *Note D. Mr. Rutherford's dream.
-</p>
-<p>
- But I rather opine with Lord Bacon, who says that imagination is much
- akin to miracle-working faith. There was always some idle story of the
- room being haunted by the spirit of Aldobrand Oldenbuck, my
- great-great-great-grandfather&mdash;it's a shame to the English language that,
- we have not a less clumsy way of expressing a relationship of which we
- have occasion to think and speak so frequently. He was a foreigner, and
- wore his national dress, of which tradition had preserved an accurate
- description; and indeed there is a print of him, supposed to be by
- Reginald Elstracke, pulling the press with his own hand, as it works off
- the sheets of his scarce edition of the Augsburg Confession. He was a
- chemist as well as a good mechanic, and either of these qualities in this
- country was at that time sufficient to constitute a white witch at least.
- This superstitious old writer had heard all this, and probably believed
- it, and in his sleep the image and idea of my ancestor recalled that of
- his cabinet, which, with the grateful attention to antiquities and the
- memory of our ancestors not unusually met with, had been pushed into the
- pigeon-house to be out of the way&mdash;Add a <i>quantum sufficit</i> of
- exaggeration, and you have a key to the whole mystery."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O brother! brother! but Dr. Heavysterne, brother&mdash;whose sleep was so
- sore broken, that he declared he wadna pass another night in the Green
- Room to get all Monkbarns, so that Mary and I were forced to yield our"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, Grizel, the doctor is a good, honest, pudding-headed German, of
- much merit in his own way, but fond of the mystical, like many of his
- countrymen. You and he had a traffic the whole evening in which you
- received tales of Mesmer, Shropfer, Cagliostro, and other modern
- pretenders to the mystery of raising spirits, discovering hidden
- treasure, and so forth, in exchange for your legends of the green
- bedchamber;&mdash;and considering that the <i>Illustrissimus</i> ate a pound and a
- half of Scotch collops to supper, smoked six pipes, and drank ale and
- brandy in proportion, I am not surprised at his having a fit of the
- night-mare. But everything is now ready. Permit me to light you to your
- apartment, Mr. Lovel&mdash;I am sure you have need of rest&mdash;and I trust my
- ancestor is too sensible of the duties of hospitality to interfere with
- the repose which you have so well merited by your manly and gallant
- behaviour."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, the Antiquary took up a bedroom candlestick of massive silver
- and antique form, which, he observed, was wrought out of the silver found
- in the mines of the Harz mountains, and had been the property of the very
- personage who had supplied them with a subject for conversation. And
- having so said, he led the way through many a dusky and winding passage,
- now ascending, and anon descending again, until he came to the apartment
- destined for his young guest.
-</p>
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-
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- When midnight o'er the moonless skies
- Her pall of transient death has spread,
- When mortals sleep, when spectres rise,
- And none are wakeful but the dead;
- No bloodless shape my way pursues,
- No sheeted ghost my couch annoys,
- Visions more sad my fancy views,&mdash;
- Visions of long departed joys.
- W. R. Spenser.
-</pre>
-<p>
- When they reached the Green Room, as it was called, Oldbuck placed the
- candle on the toilet table, before a huge mirror with a black japanned
- frame, surrounded by dressing-boxes of the same, and looked around him
- with something of a disturbed expression of countenance. "I am seldom in
- this apartment," he said, "and never without yielding to a melancholy
- feeling&mdash;not, of course, on account of the childish nonsense that Grizel
- was telling you, but owing to circumstances of an early and unhappy
- attachment. It is at such moments as these, Mr. Lovel, that we feel the
- changes of time. The same objects are before us&mdash;those inanimate things
- which we have gazed on in wayward infancy and impetuous youth, in anxious
- and scheming manhood&mdash;they are permanent and the same; but when we look
- upon them in cold unfeeling old age, can we, changed in our temper, our
- pursuits, our feelings&mdash;changed in our form, our limbs, and our
- strength,&mdash;can we be ourselves called the same? or do we not rather look
- back with a sort of wonder upon our former selves, as being separate and
- distinct from what we now are? The philosopher who appealed from Philip
- inflamed with wine to Philip in his hours of sobriety, did not choose a
- judge so different, as if he had appealed from Philip in his youth to
- Philip in his old age. I cannot but be touched with the feeling so
- beautifully expressed in a poem which I have heard repeated:*
-</p>
-<p>
- *Probably Wordsworth's Lyrical Ballads had not as yet been published.
-</p>
-<pre>
- My eyes are dim with childish tears,
- My heart is idly stirred,
- For the same sound is in my ears
- Which in those days I heard.
-
- Thus fares it still in our decay;
- And yet the wiser mind
- Mourns less for what time takes away,
- Than what he leaves behind.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Well, time cures every wound, and though the scar may remain and
- occasionally ache, yet the earliest agony of its recent infliction is
- felt no more."&mdash;So saying, he shook Lovel cordially by the hand, wished
- him good-night, and took his leave.
-</p>
-<p>
- Step after step Lovel could trace his host's retreat along the various
- passages, and each door which he closed behind him fell with a sound more
- distant and dead. The guest, thus separated from the living world, took
- up the candle and surveyed the apartment.
-</p>
-<p>
- The fire blazed cheerfully. Mrs. Grizel's attention had left some fresh
- wood, should he choose to continue it, and the apartment had a
- comfortable, though not a lively appearance. It was hung with tapestry,
- which the looms of Arras had produced in the sixteenth century, and which
- the learned typographer, so often mentioned, had brought with him as a
- sample of the arts of the Continent. The subject was a hunting-piece; and
- as the leafy boughs of the forest-trees, branching over the tapestry,
- formed the predominant colour, the apartment had thence acquired its name
- of the Green Chamber. Grim figures in the old Flemish dress, with slashed
- doublets covered with ribbands, short cloaks, and trunk-hose, were
- engaged in holding grey-hounds, or stag-hounds, in the leash, or cheering
- them upon the objects of their game. Others, with boar-spears, swords,
- and old-fashioned guns, were attacking stags or boars whom they had
- brought to bay. The branches of the woven forest were crowded with fowls
- of various kinds, each depicted with its proper plumage. It seemed as if
- the prolific and rich invention of old Chaucer had animated the Flemish
- artist with its profusion, and Oldbuck had accordingly caused the
- following verses, from that ancient and excellent poet, to be embroidered
- in Gothic letters, on a sort of border which he had added to the
- tapestry:-
-</p>
-<pre>
- Lo! here be oakis grete, streight as a line,
- Under the which the grass, so fresh of line,
- Be'th newly sprung&mdash;at eight foot or nine.
- Everich tree well from his fellow grew,
- With branches broad laden with leaves new,
- That sprongen out against the sonne sheene,
- Some golden red and some a glad bright green.
-</pre>
-<p>
- And in another canton was the following similar legend:&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- And many an hart and many an hind,
- Was both before me, and behind.
- Of fawns, sownders, bucks and does,
- Was full the wood and many roes,
- And many squirrels that ysate
- High on the trees and nuts ate.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The bed was of a dark and faded green, wrought to correspond with the
- tapestry, but by a more modern and less skilful hand. The large and heavy
- stuff-bottomed chairs, with black ebony backs, were embroidered after the
- same pattern, and a lofty mirror, over the antique chimney-piece,
- corresponded in its mounting with that on the old-fashioned toilet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have heard," muttered Lovel, as he took a cursory view of the room and
- its furniture, "that ghosts often chose the best room in the mansion to
- which they attached themselves; and I cannot disapprove of the taste of
- the disembodied printer of the Augsburg Confession." But he found it so
- difficult to fix his mind upon the stories which had been told him of an
- apartment with which they seemed so singularly to correspond, that he
- almost regretted the absence of those agitated feelings, half fear half
- curiosity, which sympathise with the old legends of awe and wonder, from
- which the anxious reality of his own hopeless passion at present detached
- him. For he now only felt emotions like those expressed in the lines,&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- Ah! cruel maid, how hast thou changed
- The temper of my mind!
- My heart, by thee from all estranged,
- Becomes like thee unkind.
-</pre>
-<p>
- He endeavoured to conjure up something like the feelings which would, at
- another time, have been congenial to his situation, but his heart had no
- room for these vagaries of imagination. The recollection of Miss Wardour,
- determined not to acknowledge him when compelled to endure his society,
- and evincing her purpose to escape from it, would have alone occupied his
- imagination exclusively. But with this were united recollections more
- agitating if less painful,&mdash;her hair-breadth escape&mdash;the fortunate
- assistance which he had been able to render her&mdash;Yet what was his
- requital? She left the cliff while his fate was yet doubtful&mdash;while it
- was uncertain whether her preserver had not lost the life which he had
- exposed for her so freely. Surely gratitude, at least, called for some
- little interest in his fate&mdash;But no&mdash;she could not be selfish or
- unjust&mdash;it was no part of her nature. She only desired to shut the door against
- hope, and, even in compassion to him, to extinguish a passion which she
- could never return.
-</p>
-<p>
- But this lover-like mode of reasoning was not likely to reconcile him to
- his fate, since the more amiable his imagination presented Miss Wardour,
- the more inconsolable he felt he should be rendered by the extinction of
- his hopes. He was, indeed, conscious of possessing the power of removing
- her prejudices on some points; but, even in extremity, he determined to
- keep the original determination which he had formed, of ascertaining that
- she desired an explanation, ere he intruded one upon her. And, turn the
- matter as he would, he could not regard his suit as desperate. There was
- something of embarrassment as well as of grave surprise in her look when
- Oldbuck presented him&mdash;and, perhaps, upon second thoughts, the one was
- assumed to cover the other. He would not relinquish a pursuit which had
- already cost him such pains. Plans, suiting the romantic temper of the
- brain that entertained them, chased each other through his head, thick
- and irregular as the motes of the sun-beam, and, long after he had laid
- himself to rest, continued to prevent the repose which he greatly needed.
- Then, wearied by the uncertainty and difficulties with which each scheme
- appeared to be attended, he bent up his mind to the strong effort of
- shaking off his love, "like dew-drops from the lion's mane," and resuming
- those studies and that career of life which his unrequited affection had
- so long and so fruitlessly interrupted. In this last resolution he
- endeavoured to fortify himself by every argument which pride, as well as
- reason, could suggest. "She shall not suppose," he said, "that, presuming
- on an accidental service to her or to her father, I am desirous to
- intrude myself upon that notice, to which, personally, she considered me
- as having no title. I will see her no more. I will return to the land
- which, if it affords none fairer, has at least many as fair, and less
- haughty than Miss Wardour. Tomorrow I will bid adieu to these northern
- shores, and to her who is as cold and relentless as her climate." When he
- had for some time brooded over this sturdy resolution, exhausted nature
- at length gave way, and, despite of wrath, doubt, and anxiety, he sank
- into slumber.
-</p>
-<p>
- It is seldom that sleep, after such violent agitation, is either sound or
- refreshing. Lovel's was disturbed by a thousand baseless and confused
- visions. He was a bird&mdash;he was a fish&mdash;or he flew like the one, and swam
- like the other,&mdash;qualities which would have been very essential to his
- safety a few hours before. Then Miss Wardour was a syren, or a bird of
- Paradise; her father a triton, or a sea-gull; and Oldbuck alternately a
- porpoise and a cormorant. These agreeable imaginations were varied by all
- the usual vagaries of a feverish dream;&mdash;the air refused to bear the
- visionary, the water seemed to burn him&mdash;the rocks felt like down pillows
- as he was dashed against them&mdash;whatever he undertook, failed in some
- strange and unexpected manner&mdash;and whatever attracted his attention,
- underwent, as he attempted to investigate it, some wild and wonderful
- metamorphosis, while his mind continued all the while in some degree
- conscious of the delusion, from which it in vain struggled to free itself
- by awaking;&mdash;feverish symptoms all, with which those who are haunted by
- the night-hag, whom the learned call Ephialtes, are but too well
- acquainted. At length these crude phantasmata arranged themselves into
- something more regular, if indeed the imagination of Lovel, after he
- awoke (for it was by no means the faculty in which his mind was least
- rich), did not gradually, insensibly, and unintentionally, arrange in
- better order the scene of which his sleep presented, it may be, a less
- distinct outline. Or it is possible that his feverish agitation may have
- assisted him in forming the vision.
-</p>
-<p>
- Leaving this discussion to the learned, we will say, that after a
- succession of wild images, such as we have above described, our hero, for
- such we must acknowledge him, so far regained a consciousness of locality
- as to remember where he was, and the whole furniture of the Green Chamber
- was depicted to his slumbering eye. And here, once more, let me protest,
- that if there should be so much old-fashioned faith left among this
- shrewd and sceptical generation, as to suppose that what follows was an
- impression conveyed rather by the eye than by the imagination, I do not
- impugn their doctrine. He was, then, or imagined himself, broad awake in
- the Green Chamber, gazing upon the flickering and occasional flame which
- the unconsumed remnants of the faggots sent forth, as, one by one, they
- fell down upon the red embers, into which the principal part of the
- boughs to which they belonged had crumbled away. Insensibly the legend of
- Aldobrand Oldenbuck, and his mysterious visits to the inmates of the
- chamber, awoke in his mind, and with it, as we often feel in dreams, an
- anxious and fearful expectation, which seldom fails instantly to summon
- up before our mind's eye the object of our fear. Brighter sparkles of
- light flashed from the chimney, with such intense brilliancy as to
- enlighten all the room. The tapestry waved wildly on the wall, till its
- dusky forms seemed to become animated. The hunters blew their horns&mdash;the
- stag seemed to fly, the boar to resist, and the hounds to assail the one
- and pursue the other; the cry of deer, mangled by throttling dogs&mdash;the
- shouts of men, and the clatter of horses' hoofs, seemed at once to
- surround him&mdash;while every group pursued, with all the fury of the chase,
- the employment in which the artist had represented them as engaged. Lovel
- looked on this strange scene devoid of wonder (which seldom intrudes
- itself upon the sleeping fancy), but with an anxious sensation of awful
- fear. At length an individual figure among the tissued huntsmen, as he
- gazed upon them more fixedly, seemed to leave the arras and to approach
- the bed of the slumberer. As he drew near, his figure appeared to alter.
- His bugle-horn became a brazen clasped volume; his hunting-cap changed to
- such a furred head-gear as graces the burgomasters of Rembrandt; his
- Flemish garb remained but his features, no longer agitated with the fury
- of the chase, were changed to such a state of awful and stern composure,
- as might best portray the first proprietor of Monkbarns, such as he had
- been described to Lovel by his descendants in the course of the preceding
- evening. As this metamorphosis took place, the hubbub among the other
- personages in the arras disappeared from the imagination of the dreamer,
- which was now exclusively bent on the single figure before him. Lovel
- strove to interrogate this awful person in the form of exorcism proper
- for the occasion; but his tongue, as is usual in frightful dreams,
- refused its office, and clung, palsied, to the roof of his mouth.
- Aldobrand held up his finger, as if to impose silence upon the guest who
- had intruded on his apartment, and began deliberately to unclasp the
- venerable, volume which occupied his left hand. When it was unfolded, he
- turned over the leaves hastily for a short space, and then raising his
- figure to its full dimensions, and holding the book aloft in his left
- hand, pointed to a passage in the page which he thus displayed. Although
- the language was unknown to our dreamer, his eye and attention were both
- strongly caught by the line which the figure seemed thus to press upon
- his notice, the words of which appeared to blaze with a supernatural
- light, and remained riveted upon his memory. As the vision shut his
- volume, a strain of delightful music seemed to fill the apartment&mdash;Lovel
- started, and became completely awake. The music, however, was still in
- his ears, nor ceased till he could distinctly follow the measure of an
- old Scottish tune.
-</p>
-<p>
- He sate up in bed, and endeavoured to clear his brain of the phantoms
- which had disturbed it during this weary night. The beams of the morning
- sun streamed through the half-closed shutters, and admitted a distinct
- light into the apartment. He looked round upon the hangings,&mdash;but the
- mixed groups of silken and worsted huntsmen were as stationary as
- tenter-hooks could make them, and only trembled slightly as the early
- breeze, which found its way through an open crevice of the latticed
- window, glided along their surface. Lovel leapt out of bed, and, wrapping
- himself in a morning-gown, that had been considerately laid by his
- bedside, stepped towards the window, which commanded a view of the sea,
- the roar of whose billows announced it still disquieted by the storm of
- the preceding evening, although the morning was fair and serene. The
- window of a turret, which projected at an angle with the wall, and thus
- came to be very near Lovel's apartment, was half-open, and from that
- quarter he heard again the same music which had probably broken short his
- dream. With its visionary character it had lost much of its charms&mdash;it
- was now nothing more than an air on the harpsichord, tolerably well
- performed&mdash;such is the caprice of imagination as affecting the fine arts.
- A female voice sung, with some taste and great simplicity, something
- between a song and a hymn, in words to the following effect:&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- "Why sitt'st thou by that ruin'd hall,
- Thou aged carle so stern and grey?
- Dost thou its former pride recall,
- Or ponder how it passed away?
-
- "Know'st thou not me!" the Deep Voice cried,
- "So long enjoyed, so oft misused&mdash;
- Alternate, in thy fickle pride,
- Desired, neglected, and accused?
-
- "Before my breath, like, blazing flax,
- Man and his marvels pass away;
- And changing empires wane and wax,
- Are founded, flourish and decay.
-
- "Redeem mine hours&mdash;the space is brief&mdash;
- While in my glass the sand-grains shiver,
- And measureless thy joy or grief,
- When Time and thou shalt part for ever!"
-</pre>
-<p>
- While the verses were yet singing, Lovel had returned to his bed; the
- train of ideas which they awakened was romantic and pleasing, such as his
- soul delighted in, and, willingly adjourning till more broad day the
- doubtful task of determining on his future line of conduct, he abandoned
- himself to the pleasing languor inspired by the music, and fell into a
- sound and refreshing sleep, from which he was only awakened at a late
- hour by old Caxon, who came creeping into the room to render the offices
- of a valet-de-chambre.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have brushed your coat, sir," said the old man, when he perceived
- Lovel was awake; "the callant brought it frae Fairport this morning, for
- that ye had on yesterday is scantly feasibly dry, though it's been a'
- night at the kitchen fire; and I hae cleaned your shoon. I doubt ye'll no
- be wanting me to tie your hair, for" (with a gentle sigh) "a' the young
- gentlemen wear crops now; but I hae the curling tangs here to gie it a
- bit turn ower the brow, if ye like, before ye gae down to the leddies."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel, who was by this time once more on his legs, declined the old man's
- professional offices, but accompanied the refusal with such a douceur as
- completely sweetened Caxon's mortification.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's a pity he disna get his hair tied and pouthered," said the ancient
- friseur, when he had got once more into the kitchen, in which, on one
- pretence or other, he spent three parts of his idle time&mdash;that is to say,
- of his <i>whole</i> time&mdash;"it's a great pity, for he's a comely young
- gentleman."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout awa, ye auld gowk," said Jenny Rintherout, "would ye creesh his
- bonny brown hair wi' your nasty ulyie, and then moust it like the auld
- minister's wig? Ye'll be for your breakfast, I'se warrant?&mdash;hae, there's
- a soup parritch for ye&mdash;it will set ye better tae be slaistering at them
- and the lapper-milk than meddling wi' Mr. Lovel's head&mdash;ye wad spoil the
- maist natural and beautifaest head o' hair in a' Fairport, baith burgh
- and county."
-</p>
-<p>
- The poor barber sighed over the disrespect into which his art had so
- universally fallen, but Jenny was a person too important to offend by
- contradiction; so, sitting quietly down in the kitchen, he digested at
- once his humiliation, and the contents of a bicker which held a Scotch
- pint of substantial oatmeal porridge.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0011"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER ELEVENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Sometimes he thinks that Heaven this pageant sent,
- And ordered all the pageants as they went;
- Sometimes that only 'twas wild Fancy's play,&mdash;
- The loose and scattered relics of the day.
-</pre>
-<p>
- We must now request our readers to adjourn to the breakfast parlour of
- Mr. Oldbuck, who, despising the modern slops of tea and coffee, was
- substantially regaling himself, <i>more majorum,</i> with cold roast-beef, and
- a glass of a sort of beverage called <i>mum</i>&mdash;a species of fat ale, brewed
- from wheat and bitter herbs, of which the present generation only know
- the name by its occurrence in revenue acts of parliament, coupled with
- cider, perry, and other excisable commodities. Lovel, who was seduced to
- taste it, with difficulty refrained from pronouncing it detestable, but
- <i>did</i> refrain, as he saw he should otherwise give great offence to his
- host, who had the liquor annually prepared with peculiar care, according
- to the approved recipe bequeathed to him by the so-often mentioned
- Aldobrand Oldenbuck. The hospitality of the ladies offered Lovel a
- breakfast more suited to modern taste, and while he was engaged in
- partaking of it, he was assailed by indirect inquiries concerning the
- manner in which he had passed the night.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We canna compliment Mr. Lovel on his looks this morning, brother&mdash;but he
- winna condescend on any ground of disturbance he has had in the night
- time. I am certain he looks very pale, and when he came here he was as
- fresh as a rose."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, sister, consider this rose of yours has been knocked about by sea
- and wind all yesterday evening, as if he had been a bunch of kelp or
- tangle, and how the devil would you have him retain his colour?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I certainly do still feel somewhat fatigued," said Lovel,
- "notwithstanding the excellent accommodations with which your hospitality
- so amply supplied me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah, sir!" said Miss Oldbuck looking at him with a knowing smile, or what
- was meant to be one, "ye'll not allow of ony inconvenience, out of
- civility to us."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Really, madam," replied Lovel, "I had no disturbance; for I cannot term
- such the music with which some kind fairy favoured me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I doubted Mary wad waken you wi' her skreighing; she dinna ken I had
- left open a chink of your window, for, forbye the ghaist, the Green Room
- disna vent weel in a high wind&mdash;But I am judging ye heard mair than
- Mary's lilts yestreen. Weel, men are hardy creatures&mdash;they can gae
- through wi' a' thing. I am sure, had I been to undergo ony thing of that
- nature,&mdash;that's to say that's beyond nature&mdash;I would hae skreigh'd out at
- once, and raised the house, be the consequence what liket&mdash;and, I dare
- say, the minister wad hae done as mickle, and sae I hae tauld him,&mdash;I ken
- naebody but my brother, Monkbarns himsell, wad gae through the like o't,
- if, indeed, it binna you, Mr. Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A man of Mr. Oldbuck's learning, madam," answered the questioned party,
- "would not be exposed to the inconvenience sustained by the Highland
- gentleman you mentioned last night."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay&mdash;ye understand now where the difficulty lies. Language? he has
- ways o' his ain wad banish a' thae sort o' worricows as far as the
- hindermost parts of Gideon" (meaning possibly Midian), "as Mr.
- Blattergowl says&mdash;only ane widna be uncivil to ane's forbear, though he
- be a ghaist. I am sure I will try that receipt of yours, brother, that ye
- showed me in a book, if onybody is to sleep in that room again, though I
- think, in Christian charity, ye should rather fit up the
- matted-room&mdash;it's a wee damp and dark, to be sure, but then we hae sae seldom
- occasion for a spare bed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, no, sister;&mdash;dampness and darkness are worse than spectres&mdash;ours are
- spirits of light, and I would rather have you try the spell."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will do that blythely, Monkbarns, an I had the ingredients, as my
- cookery book ca's them&mdash;There was <i>vervain</i> and <i>dill</i>&mdash;I mind
- that&mdash;Davie Dibble will ken about them, though, maybe, he'll gie them Latin
- names&mdash;and Peppercorn, we hae walth o' them, for"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hypericon, thou foolish woman!" thundered Oldbuck; "d'ye suppose you're
- making a haggis&mdash;or do you think that a spirit, though he be formed of
- air, can be expelled by a receipt against wind?&mdash;This wise Grizel of
- mine, Mr. Lovel, recollects (with what accuracy you may judge) a charm
- which I once mentioned to her, and which, happening to hit her
- superstitious noddle, she remembers better than anything tending to a
- useful purpose, I may chance to have said for this ten years. But many an
- old woman besides herself"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Auld woman, Monkbarns!" said Miss Oldbuck, roused something above her
- usual submissive tone; "ye really are less than civil to me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not less than just, Grizel: however, I include in the same class many a
- sounding name, from Jamblichus down to Aubrey, who have wasted their time
- in devising imaginary remedies for non-existing diseases.&mdash;But I hope, my
- young friend, that, charmed or uncharmed&mdash;secured by the potency of
- Hypericon,
-</p>
-<pre>
- With vervain and with dill,
- That hinder witches of their will,
-</pre>
-<p>
- or left disarmed and defenceless to the inroads of the invisible world,
- you will give another night to the terrors of the haunted apartment, and
- another day to your faithful and feal friends."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I heartily wish I could, but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay, but me no <i>buts</i>&mdash;I have set my heart upon it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am greatly obliged, my dear sir, but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Look ye there, now&mdash;<i>but</i> again!&mdash;I hate <i>but;</i> I know no form of
- expression in which he can appear, that is amiable, excepting as a <i>butt</i>
- of sack. But is to me a more detestable combination of letters than <i>no</i>
- itself.<i>No</i> is a surly, honest fellow&mdash;speaks his mind rough and round at
- once. <i>But</i> is a sneaking, evasive, half-bred, exceptuous sort of a
- conjunction, which comes to pull away the cup just when it is at your
- lips&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;it does allay
- The good precedent&mdash;fie upon <i>but yet!</i>
- <i>But yet</i> is as a jailor to bring forth
- Some monstrous malefactor."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Well, then," answered Lovel, whose motions were really undetermined at
- the moment, "you shall not connect the recollection of my name with so
- churlish a particle. I must soon think of leaving Fairport, I am
- afraid&mdash;and I will, since you are good enough to wish it, take this opportunity
- of spending another day here."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you shall be rewarded, my boy. First, you shall see John o' the
- Girnel's grave, and then we'll walk gently along the sands, the state of
- the tide being first ascertained (for we will have no more Peter Wilkins'
- adventures, no more Glum and Gawrie work), as far as Knockwinnock Castle,
- and inquire after the old knight and my fair foe&mdash;which will but be
- barely civil, and then"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I beg pardon, my dear sir; but, perhaps, you had better adjourn your
- visit till to-morrow&mdash;I am a stranger, you know."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And are, therefore, the more bound to show civility, I should suppose.
- But I beg your pardon for mentioning a word that perhaps belongs only to
- a collector of antiquities&mdash;I am one of the old school,
-</p>
-<pre>
- When courtiers galloped o'er four counties
- The ball's fair partner to behold,
- And humbly hope she caught no cold."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Why, if&mdash;if&mdash;if you thought it would be expected&mdash;but I believe I had
- better stay."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay, nay, my good friend, I am not so old-fashioned as to press you to
- what is disagreeable, neither&mdash;it is sufficient that I see there is some
- <i>remora,</i> some cause of delay, some mid impediment, which I have no title
- to inquire into. Or you are still somewhat tired, perhaps;&mdash;I warrant I
- find means to entertain your intellects without fatiguing your limbs&mdash;I
- am no friend to violent exertion myself&mdash;a walk in the garden once a-day
- is exercise, enough for any thinking being&mdash;none but a fool or a
- fox-hunter would require more. Well, what shall we set about?&mdash;my Essay
- on Castrametation&mdash;but I have that in <i>petto</i> for our afternoon
- cordial;&mdash;or I will show you the controversy upon Ossian's Poems between
- Mac-Cribb and me. I hold with the acute Orcadian&mdash;he with the defenders
- of the authenticity;&mdash;the controversy began in smooth, oily, lady-like
- terms, but is now waxing more sour and eager as we get on&mdash;it already
- partakes somewhat of old Scaliger's style. I fear the rogue will get some
- scent of that story of Ochiltree's&mdash;but at worst, I have a hard repartee
- for him on the affair of the abstracted Antigonus&mdash;I will show you his
- last epistle and the scroll of my answer&mdash;egad, it is a trimmer!"
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, the Antiquary opened a drawer, and began rummaging among a
- quantity of miscellaneous papers, ancient and modern. But it was the
- misfortune of this learned gentleman, as it may be that of many learned
- and unlearned, that he frequently experienced, on such occasions, what
- Harlequin calls <i>l'embarras des richesses;</i> in other words, the abundance
- of his collection often prevented him from finding the article he sought
- for. "Curse the papers!&mdash;I believe," said Oldbuck, as he shuffled them to
- and fro&mdash;"I believe they make themselves wings like grasshoppers, and fly
- away bodily&mdash;but here, in the meanwhile, look at that little treasure."
- So saying, he put into his hand a case made of oak, fenced at the corner
- with silver roses and studs&mdash;"Pr'ythee, undo this button," said he, as he
- observed Lovel fumbling at the clasp. He did so,&mdash;the lid opened, and
- discovered a thin quarto, curiously bound in black shagreen&mdash;"There, Mr.
- Lovel&mdash;there is the work I mentioned to you last night&mdash;the rare quarto
- of the Augsburg Confession, the foundation at once and the bulwark of the
- Reformation drawn up by the learned and venerable Melancthon, defended by
- the Elector of Saxony, and the other valiant hearts who stood up for
- their faith, even against the front of a powerful and victorious emperor,
- and imprinted by the scarcely less venerable and praiseworthy Aldobrand
- Oldenbuck, my happy progenitor, during the yet more tyrannical attempts
- of Philip II. to suppress at once civil and religious liberty. Yes,
- sir&mdash;for printing this work, that eminent man was expelled from his
- ungrateful country, and driven to establish his household gods even here
- at Monkbarns, among the ruins of papal superstition and
- domination.&mdash;Look upon his venerable effigies, Mr. Lovel, and respect the honourable
- occupation in which it presents him, as labouring personally at the
- press for the diffusion of Christian and political knowledge.&mdash;And see
- here his favourite motto, expressive of his independence and self-
- reliance, which scorned to owe anything to patronage that was not earned
- by desert&mdash;expressive also of that firmness of mind and tenacity of
- purpose recommended by Horace. He was indeed a man who would have stood
- firm, had his whole printing-house, presses, fonts, forms, great and
- small pica, been shivered to pieces around him&mdash;Read, I say, his
- motto,&mdash;for each printer had his motto, or device, when that illustrious art
- was first practised. My ancestor's was expressed, as you see, in the
- Teutonic phrase, Kunst macht Gunst&mdash;that is, skill, or prudence, in
- availing ourselves of our natural talents and advantages, will compel
- favour and patronage, even where it is withheld from prejudice or
- ignorance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And that," said Lovel, after a moment's thoughtful silence&mdash;"that, then,
- is the meaning of these German words?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Unquestionably. You perceive the appropriate application to a
- consciousness of inward worth, and of eminence in a useful and honourable
- art.&mdash;Each printer in those days, as I have already informed you, had his
- device, his impresa, as I may call it, in the same manner as the doughty
- chivalry of the age, who frequented tilt and tournament. My ancestor
- boasted as much in his, as if he had displayed it over a conquered field
- of battle, though it betokened the diffusion of knowledge, not the
- effusion of blood. And yet there is a family tradition which affirms him
- to have chosen it from a more romantic circumstance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what is that said to have been, my good sir?" inquired his young
- friend.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, it rather encroaches on my respected predecessor's fame for
- prudence and wisdom&mdash;<i>Sed semel insanivimus omnes</i>&mdash;everybody has played
- the fool in their turn. It is said, my ancestor, during his
- apprenticeship with the descendant of old Faust, whom popular tradition
- hath sent to the devil under the name of Faustus, was attracted by a
- paltry slip of womankind, his master's daughter, called Bertha&mdash;they
- broke rings, or went through some idiotical ceremony, as is usual on such
- idle occasions as the plighting of a true-love troth, and Aldobrand set
- out on his journey through Germany, as became an honest <i>hand-werker;</i>
- for such was the custom of mechanics at that time, to make a tour through
- the empire, and work at their trade for a time in each of the most
- eminent towns, before they finally settled themselves for life. It was a
- wise custom; for, as such travellers were received like brethren in each
- town by those of their own handicraft, they were sure, in every case, to
- have the means either of gaining or communicating knowledge. When my
- ancestor returned to Nuremburg, he is said to have found his old master
- newly dead, and two or three gallant young suitors, some of them
- half-starved sprigs of nobility forsooth, in pursuit of the <i>Yung-fraw</i>
- Bertha, whose father was understood to have bequeathed her a dowry which
- might weigh against sixteen armorial quarters. But Bertha, not a bad
- sample of womankind, had made a vow she would only marry that man who
- would work her father's press. The skill, at that time, was as rare as
- wonderful; besides that the expedient rid her at once of most of her
- <i>gentle</i> suitors, who would have as soon wielded a conjuring wand as a
- composing stick. Some of the more ordinary typographers made the attempt:
- but none were sufficiently possessed of the mystery&mdash;But I tire you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "By no means; pray, proceed, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;I listen with uncommon
- interest."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! it is all folly. However&mdash;Aldobrand arrived in the ordinary dress,
- as we would say, of a journeyman printer&mdash;the same in which he had
- traversed Germany, and conversed with Luther, Melancthon, Erasmus, and
- other learned men, who disdained not his knowledge, and the power he
- possessed of diffusing it, though hid under a garb so homely. But what
- appeared respectable in the eyes of wisdom, religion, learning, and
- philosophy, seemed mean, as might readily be supposed, and disgusting, in
- those of silly and affected womankind, and Bertha refused to acknowledge
- her former lover, in the torn doublet, skin cap, clouted shoes, and
- leathern apron, of a travelling handicraftsman or mechanic. He claimed
- his privilege, however, of being admitted to a trial; and when the rest
- of the suitors had either declined the contest, or made such work as the
- devil could not read if his pardon depended on it, all eyes were bent on
- the stranger. Aldobrand stepped gracefully forward, arranged the types
- without omission of a single letter, hyphen, or comma, imposed them
- without deranging a single space, and pulled off the first proof as clear
- and free from errors, as if it had been a triple revise! All applauded
- the worthy successor of the immortal Faustus&mdash;the blushing maiden
- acknowledged her error in trusting to the eye more than the
- intellect&mdash;and the elected bridegroom thenceforward chose for his impress or device
- the appropriate words, <i>Skill wins favour.</i>'&mdash;But what is the matter with
- you?&mdash;you are in a brown study! Come, I told you this was but trumpery
- conversation for thinking people&mdash;and now I have my hand on the Ossianic
- Controversy."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I beg your pardon," said Lovel; "I am going to appear very silly and
- changeable in your eyes, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;but you seemed to think Sir Arthur
- might in civility expect a call from me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Psha! psha! I can make your apology; and if you must leave us so soon as
- you say, what signifies how you stand in his honours good graces?&mdash;And I
- warn you that the Essay on Castrametation is something prolix, and will
- occupy the time we can spare after dinner, so you may lose the Ossianic
- Controversy if we do not dedicate this morning to it. We will go out to
- my ever-green bower, my sacred holly-tree yonder, and have it <i>fronde
- super viridi.</i>
-</p>
-<pre>
- Sing heigh-ho! heigh-ho! for the green holly,
- Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
-</pre>
-<p>
- But, egad," continued the old gentleman, "when I look closer at you, I
- begin to think you may be of a different opinion. Amen with all my
- heart&mdash;I quarrel with no man's hobby, if he does not run it a tilt against
- mine, and if he does&mdash;let him beware his eyes. What say you?&mdash;in the
- language of the world and worldlings base, if you can condescend to so
- mean a sphere, shall we stay or go?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "In the language of selfishness, then, which is of course the language of
- the world&mdash;let us go by all means."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Amen, amen, quo' the Earl Marshall," answered Oldbuck, as he exchanged
- his slippers for a pair of stout walking shoes, with <i>cutikins,</i> as he
- called them, of black cloth. He only interrupted the walk by a slight
- deviation to the tomb of John o' the Girnel, remembered as the last
- bailiff of the abbey who had resided at Monkbarns. Beneath an old
- oak-tree upon a hillock, sloping pleasantly to the south, and catching a
- distant view of the sea over two or three rich enclosures, and the
- Mussel-crag, lay a moss-grown stone, and, in memory of the departed
- worthy, it bore an inscription, of which, as Mr. Oldbuck affirmed (though
- many doubted), the defaced characters could be distinctly traced to the
- following effect:&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- Here lyeth John o' ye Girnell;
- Erth has ye nit, and heuen ye kirnell.
- In hys tyme ilk wyfe's hennis clokit,
- Ilka gud mannis herth wi' bairnis was stokit.
- He deled a boll o' bear in firlottis fyve,
- Four for ye halie kirke, and ane for puir mennis wyvis.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "You see how modest the author of this sepulchral commendation was;&mdash;he
- tells us that honest John could make five firlots, or quarters, as you
- would say, out of the boll, instead of four,&mdash;that he gave the fifth to
- the wives of the parish, and accounted for the other four to the abbot
- and CHAPTER&mdash;that in his time the wives' hens always laid eggs&mdash;and devil
- thank them, if they got one-fifth of the abbey rents; and that honest
- men's hearths were never unblest with offspring&mdash;an addition to the
- miracle, which they, as well as I, must have considered as perfectly
- unaccountable. But come on&mdash;leave we Jock o' the Girnel, and let us jog
- on to the yellow sands, where the sea, like a repulsed enemy, is now
- retreating from the ground on which he gave us battle last night."
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus saying, he led the way to the sands. Upon the links or downs close
- to them, were seen four or five huts inhabited by fishers, whose boats,
- drawn high upon the beach, lent the odoriferous vapours of pitch melting
- under a burning sun, to contend with those of the offals of fish and
- other nuisances usually collected round Scottish cottages. Undisturbed by
- these complicated steams of abomination, a middle-aged woman, with a face
- which had defied a thousand storms, sat mending a net at the door of one
- of the cottages. A handkerchief close bound about her head, and a coat
- which had formerly been that of a man, gave her a masculine air, which
- was increased by her strength, uncommon stature, and harsh voice. "What
- are ye for the day, your honour?" she said, or rather screamed, to
- Oldbuck; "caller haddocks and whitings&mdash;a bannock-fluke and a
- cock-padle."
-</p>
-<p>
- "How much for the bannock-fluke and cock-padle?" demanded the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Four white shillings and saxpence," answered the Naiad.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Four devils and six of their imps!" retorted the Antiquary; "do you
- think I am mad, Maggie?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And div ye think," rejoined the virago, setting her arms akimbo, "that
- my man and my sons are to gae to the sea in weather like yestreen and the
- day&mdash;sic a sea as it's yet outby&mdash;and get naething for their fish, and be
- misca'd into the bargain, Monkbarns? It's no fish ye're buying&mdash;it's
- men's lives."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Maggie, I'll bid you fair&mdash;I'll bid you a shilling for the fluke
- and the cock-padle, or sixpence separately&mdash;and if all your fish are as
- well paid, I think your man, as you call him, and your sons, will make a
- good voyage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Deil gin their boat were knockit against the Bell-Rock rather! it wad be
- better, and the bonnier voyage o' the twa. A shilling for thae twa bonnie
- fish! Od, that's ane indeed!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, well, you old beldam, carry your fish up to Monkbarns, and see
- what my sister will give you for them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, Monkbarns, deil a fit&mdash;I'll rather deal wi' yoursell; for though
- you're near enough, yet Miss Grizel has an unco close grip&mdash;I'll gie ye
- them" (in a softened tone) "for three-and-saxpence."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Eighteen-pence, or nothing!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Eighteen-pence!!!" (in a loud tone of astonishment, which declined into
- a sort of rueful whine, when the dealer turned as if to walk away)&mdash;"Yell
- no be for the fish then?"&mdash;(then louder, as she saw him moving
- off)&mdash;"I'll gie ye them&mdash;and&mdash;and&mdash;and a half-a-dozen o' partans to make the
- sauce, for three shillings and a dram."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Half-a-crown then, Maggie, and a dram."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, your honour maun hae't your ain gate, nae doubt; but a dram's
- worth siller now&mdash;the distilleries is no working."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I hope they'll never work again in my time," said Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay&mdash;it's easy for your honour, and the like o' you gentle-folks to
- say sae, that hae stouth and routh, and fire and fending and meat and
- claith, and sit dry and canny by the fireside&mdash;but an ye wanted fire, and
- meat, and dry claes, and were deeing o' cauld, and had a sair heart,
- whilk is warst ava', wi' just tippence in your pouch, wadna ye be glad to
- buy a dram wi't, to be eilding and claes, and a supper and heart's ease
- into the bargain, till the morn's morning?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's even too true an apology, Maggie. Is your goodman off to sea this
- morning, after his exertions last night?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "In troth is he, Monkbarns; he was awa this morning by four o'clock, when
- the sea was working like barm wi' yestreen's wind, and our bit coble
- dancing in't like a cork."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, he's an industrious fellow. Carry the fish up to Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That I will&mdash;or I'll send little Jenny, she'll rin faster; but I'll ca'
- on Miss Grizzy for the dram mysell, and say ye sent me."
-</p>
-<p>
- A nondescript animal, which might have passed for a mermaid, as it was
- paddling in a pool among the rocks, was summoned ashore by the shrill
- screams of its dam; and having been made decent, as her mother called it,
- which was performed by adding a short red cloak to a petticoat, which was
- at first her sole covering, and which reached scantily below her knee,
- the child was dismissed with the fish in a basket, and a request on the
- part of Monkbarns that they might be prepared for dinner. "It would have
- been long," said Oldbuck, with much self-complacency, "ere my womankind
- could have made such a reasonable bargain with that old skin-flint,
- though they sometimes wrangle with her for an hour together under my
- study window, like three sea-gulls screaming and sputtering in a gale of
- wind. But come, wend we on our way to Knockwinnock."
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0012"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWELFTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Beggar?&mdash;the only freeman of your commonwealth;
- Free above Scot-free, that observe no laws,
- Obey no governor, use no religion
- But what they draw from their own ancient custom,
- Or constitute themselves, yet they are no rebels.
- Brome.
-</pre>
-<p>
- With our reader's permission, we will outstep the slow, though sturdy
- pace of the Antiquary, whose halts, as he, turned round to his companion
- at every moment to point out something remarkable in the landscape, or to
- enforce some favourite topic more emphatically than the exercise of
- walking permitted, delayed their progress considerably.
-</p>
-<p>
- Notwithstanding the fatigues and dangers of the preceding evening, Miss
- Wardour was able to rise at her usual hour, and to apply herself to her
- usual occupations, after she had first satisfied her anxiety concerning
- her father's state of health. Sir Arthur was no farther indisposed than
- by the effects of great agitation and unusual fatigue, but these were
- sufficient to induce him to keep his bedchamber.
-</p>
-<p>
- To look back on the events of the preceding day, was, to Isabella, a very
- unpleasing retrospect. She owed her life, and that of her father, to the
- very person by whom, of all others, she wished least to be obliged,
- because she could hardly even express common gratitude towards him
- without encouraging hopes which might be injurious to them both. "Why
- should it be my fate to receive such benefits, and conferred at so much
- personal risk, from one whose romantic passion I have so unceasingly
- laboured to discourage? Why should chance have given him this advantage
- over me? and why, oh why, should a half-subdued feeling in my own bosom,
- in spite of my sober reason, almost rejoice that he has attained it?"
-</p>
-<p>
- While Miss Wardour thus taxed herself with wayward caprice, she, beheld
- advancing down the avenue, not her younger and more dreaded preserver,
- but the old beggar who had made such a capital figure in the melodrama of
- the preceding evening.
-</p>
-<p>
- She rang the bell for her maid-servant. "Bring the old man up stairs."
-</p>
-<p>
- The servant returned in a minute or two&mdash;"He will come up at no rate,
- madam;&mdash;he says his clouted shoes never were on a carpet in his life, and
- that, please God, they never shall.&mdash;Must I take him into the servants'
- hall?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No; stay, I want to speak with him&mdash;Where is he?" for she had lost sight
- of him as he approached the house.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sitting in the sun on the stone-bench in the court, beside the window of
- the flagged parlour."
-</p>
-<a name="image-0008"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pa146.jpg" height="785" width="540"
-alt="Eddie Ochiltree Visits Miss Wardour
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- "Bid him stay there&mdash;I'll come down to the parlour, and speak with him at
- the window."
-</p>
-<p>
- She came down accordingly, and found the mendicant half-seated,
- half-reclining, upon the bench beside the window. Edie Ochiltree, old man
- and beggar as he was, had apparently some internal consciousness of the
- favourable, impressions connected with his tall form, commanding
- features, and long white beard and hair. It used to be remarked of him,
- that he was seldom seen but in a posture which showed these personal
- attributes to advantage. At present, as he lay half-reclined, with his
- wrinkled yet ruddy cheek, and keen grey eye turned up towards the sky,
- his staff and bag laid beside him, and a cast of homely wisdom and
- sarcastic irony in the expression of his countenance, while he gazed for
- a moment around the court-yard, and then resumed his former look upward,
- he might have been taken by an artist as the model of an old philosopher
- of the Cynic school, musing upon the frivolity of mortal pursuits, and
- the precarious tenure of human possessions, and looking up to the source
- from which aught permanently good can alone be derived. The young lady,
- as she presented her tall and elegant figure at the open window, but
- divided from the court-yard by a grating, with which, according to the
- fashion of ancient times, the lower windows of the castle were secured,
- gave an interest of a different kind, and might be supposed, by a
- romantic imagination, an imprisoned damsel communicating a tale of her
- durance to a palmer, in order that he might call upon the gallantry of
- every knight whom he should meet in his wanderings, to rescue her from
- her oppressive thraldom.
-</p>
-<p>
- After Miss Wardour had offered, in the terms she thought would be most
- acceptable, those thanks which the beggar declined as far beyond his
- merit, she began to express herself in a manner which she supposed would
- speak more feelingly to his apprehension. "She did not know," she said,
- "what her father intended particularly to do for their preserver, but
- certainly it would be something that would make him easy for life; if he
- chose to reside at the castle, she would give orders"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- The old man smiled, and shook his head. "I wad be baith a grievance and a
- disgrace to your fine servants, my leddy, and I have never been a
- disgrace to onybody yet, that I ken of."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir Arthur would give strict orders"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye're very kind&mdash;I doubtna, I doubtna; but there are some things a
- master can command, and some he canna&mdash;I daresay he wad gar them keep
- hands aff me&mdash;(and troth, I think they wad hardly venture on that ony
- gate)&mdash;and he wad gar them gie me my soup parritch and bit meat. But trow
- ye that Sir Arthur's command could forbid the gibe o' the tongue or the
- blink o' the ee, or gar them gie me my food wi' the look o' kindness that
- gars it digest sae weel, or that he could make them forbear a' the
- slights and taunts that hurt ane's spirit mair nor downright
- misca'ing?&mdash;Besides, I am the idlest auld carle that ever lived; I downa be bound
- down to hours o' eating and sleeping; and, to speak the honest truth, I
- wad be a very bad example in ony weel regulated family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, then, Edie, what do you think of a neat cottage and a garden, and
- a daily dole, and nothing to do but to dig a little in your garden when
- you pleased yourself?"
-</p>
-<p>
-"And how often wad that be, trow ye, my leddy? maybe no ance atween
-Candlemas and Yule and if a' thing were done to my hand, as if I was Sir
-Arthur himsell, I could never bide the staying still in ae place, and
-just seeing the same joists and couples aboon my head night after
-night.--And then I have a queer humour o' my ain, that sets a strolling
-beggar weel eneugh, whase word naebody minds&mdash;but ye ken Sir Arthur
-has odd sort o' ways&mdash;and I wad be jesting or scorning at
-them&mdash;and ye wad be angry, and then I wad be just fit to hang
-mysell."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, you are a licensed man," said Isabella; "we shall give you all
- reasonable scope: So you had better be ruled, and remember your age."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I am no that sair failed yet," replied the mendicant. "Od, ance I
- gat a wee soupled yestreen, I was as yauld as an eel. And then what wad
- a' the country about do for want o' auld Edie Ochiltree, that brings news
- and country cracks frae ae farm-steading to anither, and gingerbread to
- the lasses, and helps the lads to mend their fiddles, and the gudewives
- to clout their pans, and plaits rush-swords and grenadier caps for the
- weans, and busks the laird's flees, and has skill o' cow-ills and
- horse-ills, and kens mair auld sangs and tales than a' the barony
- besides, and gars ilka body laugh wherever he comes? Troth, my leddy, I
- canna lay down my vocation; it would be a public loss."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Edie, if your idea of your importance is so strong as not to be
- shaken by the prospect of independence"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, Miss&mdash;it's because I am mair independent as I am," answered the
- old man; "I beg nae mair at ony single house than a meal o' meat, or
- maybe but a mouthfou o't&mdash;if it's refused at ae place, I get it at
- anither&mdash;sae I canna be said to depend on onybody in particular, but just
- on the country at large."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, then, only promise me that you will let me know should you ever
- wish to settle as you turn old, and more incapable of making your usual
- rounds; and, in the meantime, take this."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, my leddy: I downa take muckle siller at ance&mdash;it's against our
- rule; and&mdash;though it's maybe no civil to be repeating the like o'
- that&mdash;they say that siller's like to be scarce wi' Sir Arthur himsell, and
- that he's run himsell out o' thought wi' his honkings and minings for
- lead and copper yonder."
-</p>
-<p>
- Isabella had some anxious anticipations to the same effect, but was
- shocked to hear that her father's embarrassments were such public talk;
- as if scandal ever failed to stoop upon so acceptable a quarry as the
- failings of the good man, the decline of the powerful, or the decay of
- the prosperous.&mdash;Miss Wardour sighed deeply&mdash;"Well, Edie, we have enough
- to pay our debts, let folks say what they will, and requiting you is one
- of the foremost&mdash;let me press this sum upon you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That I might be robbed and murdered some night between town and town?
- or, what's as bad, that I might live in constant apprehension o't?&mdash;I am
- no"&mdash;(lowering his voice to a whisper, and looking keenly around him)&mdash;"I
- am no that clean unprovided for neither; and though I should die at the
- back of a dyke, they'll find as muckle quilted in this auld blue gown as
- will bury me like a Christian, and gie the lads and lasses a blythe
- lykewake too; sae there's the gaberlunzie's burial provided for, and I
- need nae mair. Were the like o' me ever to change a note, wha the deil
- d'ye think wad be sic fules as to gie me charity after that?&mdash;it wad flee
- through the country like wildfire, that auld Edie suld hae done siccan a
- like thing, and then, I'se warrant, I might grane my heart out or onybody
- wad gie me either a bane or a bodle."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Is there nothing, then, that I can do for you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou ay&mdash;I'll aye come for my awmous as usual,&mdash;and whiles I wad be fain
- o' a pickle sneeshin, and ye maun speak to the constable and
- ground-officer just to owerlook me; and maybe ye'll gie a gude word for
- me to Sandie Netherstanes, the miller, that he may chain up his muckle
- dog&mdash;I wadna hae him to hurt the puir beast, for it just does its office
- in barking at a gaberlunzie like me. And there's ae thing maybe
- mair,&mdash;but ye'll think it's very bald o' the like o' me to speak o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is it, Edie?&mdash;if it respects you it shall be done if it is in my
- power."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It respects yoursell, and it is in your power, and I maun come out wi't.
- Ye are a bonny young leddy, and a gude ane, and maybe a weel-tochered
- ane&mdash;but dinna ye sneer awa the lad Lovel, as ye did a while sinsyne on
- the walk beneath the Briery-bank, when I saw ye baith, and heard ye too,
- though ye saw nae me. Be canny wi' the lad, for he loes ye weel, and it's
- to him, and no to anything I could have done for you, that Sir Arthur and
- you wan ower yestreen."
-</p>
-<p>
- He uttered these words in a low but distinct tone of voice; and without
- waiting for an answer, walked towards a low door which led to the
- apartments of the servants, and so entered the house.
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour remained for a moment or two in the situation in which she
- had heard the old man's last extraordinary speech, leaning, namely,
- against the bars of the window; nor could she determine upon saying even
- a single word, relative to a subject so delicate, until the beggar was
- out of sight. It was, indeed, difficult to determine what to do. That her
- having had an interview and private conversation with this young and
- unknown stranger, should be a secret possessed by a person of the last
- class in which a young lady would seek a confidant, and at the mercy of
- one who was by profession gossip-general to the whole neighbourhood, gave
- her acute agony. She had no reason, indeed, to suppose that the old man
- would wilfully do anything to hurt her feelings, much less to injure her;
- but the mere freedom of speaking to her upon such a subject, showed, as
- might have been expected, a total absence of delicacy; and what he might
- take it into his head to do or say next, that she was pretty sure so
- professed an admirer of liberty would not hesitate to do or say without
- scruple. This idea so much hurt and vexed her, that she half-wished the
- officious assistance of Lovel and Ochiltree had been absent upon the
- preceding evening.
-</p>
-<p>
- While she was in this agitation of spirits, she suddenly observed Oldbuck
- and Lovel entering the court. She drew instantly so far back from the
- window, that she could without being seen, observe how the Antiquary
- paused in front of the building, and pointing to the various scutcheons
- of its former owners, seemed in the act of bestowing upon Lovel much
- curious and erudite information, which, from the absent look of his
- auditor, Isabella might shrewdly guess was entirely thrown away. The
- necessity that she should take some resolution became instant and
- pressing;&mdash;she rang, therefore, for a servant, and ordered him to show
- the visitors to the drawing-room, while she, by another staircase, gained
- her own apartment, to consider, ere she made her appearance, what line of
- conduct were fittest for her to pursue. The guests, agreeably to her
- instructions, were introduced into the room where company was usually
- received.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0013"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;The time was that I hated thee,
- And yet it is not that I bear thee love.
- Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
- I will endure&mdash;
- But do not look for further recompense.
- As You Like It.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Miss Isabella Wardour's complexion was considerably heightened, when,
- after the delay necessary to arrange her ideas, she presented herself in
- the drawing-room.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am glad you are come, my fair foe," said the Antiquary greeting her
- with much kindness, "for I have had a most refractory, or at least
- negligent auditor, in my young friend here, while I endeavoured to make
- him acquainted with the history of Knockwinnock Castle. I think the
- danger of last night has mazed the poor lad. But you, Miss Isabel,&mdash;why,
- you look as if flying through the night air had been your natural and
- most congenial occupation; your colour is even better than when you
- honoured my <i>hospitium</i> yesterday. And Sir Arthur&mdash;how fares my good old
- friend?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indifferently well, Mr. Oldbuck; but I am afraid, not quite able to
- receive your congratulations, or to pay&mdash;to pay&mdash;Mr. Lovel his thanks for
- his unparalleled exertions."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I dare say not&mdash;A good down pillow for his good white head were more
- meet than a couch so churlish as Bessy's-apron, plague on her!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I had no thought of intruding," said Lovel, looking upon the ground, and
- speaking with hesitation and suppressed emotion; "I did not&mdash;did not mean
- to intrude upon Sir Arthur or Miss Wardour the presence of one who&mdash;who
- must necessarily be unwelcome&mdash;as associated, I mean, with painful
- reflections."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do not think my father so unjust and ungrateful," said Miss Wardour. "I
- dare say," she continued, participating in Lovel's embarrassment&mdash;"I dare
- say&mdash;I am certain&mdash;that my father would be happy to show his
- gratitude&mdash;in any way&mdash;that is, which Mr. Lovel could consider it as proper to
- point out."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why the deuce," interrupted Oldbuck, "what sort of a qualification is
- that?&mdash;On my word, it reminds me of our minister, who, choosing, like a
- formal old fop as he is, to drink to my sister's inclinations, thought it
- necessary to add the saving clause, Provided, madam, they be virtuous.
- Come, let us have no more of this nonsense&mdash;I dare say Sir Arthur will
- bid us welcome on some future day. And what news from the kingdom of
- subterranean darkness and airy hope?&mdash;What says the swart spirit of the
- mine? Has Sir Arthur had any good intelligence of his adventure lately in
- Glen-Withershins?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour shook her head&mdash;"But indifferent, I fear, Mr. Oldbuck; but
- there lie some specimens which have lately been sent down."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! my poor dear hundred pounds, which Sir Arthur persuaded me to give
- for a share in that hopeful scheme, would have bought a porter's load of
- mineralogy&mdash;But let me see them."
-</p>
-<p>
- And so saying, he sat down at the table in the recess, on which the
- mineral productions were lying, and proceeded to examine them, grumbling
- and pshawing at each which he took up and laid aside.
-</p>
-<p>
- In the meantime, Lovel, forced as it were by this secession of Oldbuck,
- into a sort of tete-a'-tete with Miss Wardour, took an opportunity of
- addressing her in a low and interrupted tone of voice. "I trust Miss
- Wardour will impute, to circumstances almost irresistible, this intrusion
- of a person who has reason to think himself&mdash;so unacceptable a visitor."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Lovel," answered Miss Wardour, observing the same tone of caution,
- "I trust you will not&mdash;I am sure you are incapable of abusing the
- advantages given to you by the services you have rendered us, which, as
- they affect my father, can never be sufficiently acknowledged or repaid.
- Could Mr. Lovel see me without his own peace being affected&mdash;could he see
- me as a friend&mdash;as a sister&mdash;no man will be&mdash;and, from all I have ever
- heard of Mr. Lovel, ought to be, more welcome but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck's anathema against the preposition <i>but</i> was internally echoed by
- Lovel. "Forgive me if I interrupt you, Miss Wardour; you need not fear my
- intruding upon a subject where I have been already severely
- repressed;&mdash;but do not add to the severity of repelling my sentiments the rigour of
- obliging me to disavow them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am much embarrassed, Mr. Lovel," replied the young lady, "by your&mdash;I
- would not willingly use a strong word&mdash;your romantic and hopeless
- pertinacity. It is for yourself I plead, that you would consider the
- calls which your country has upon your talents&mdash;that you will not waste,
- in an idle and fanciful indulgence of an ill-placed predilection, time,
- which, well redeemed by active exertion, should lay the foundation of
- future distinction. Let me entreat that you would form a manly
- resolution"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is enough, Miss Wardour;&mdash;I see plainly that"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Lovel, you are hurt&mdash;and, believe me, I sympathize in the pain which
- I inflict; but can I, in justice to myself, in fairness to you, do
- otherwise? Without my father's consent, I never will entertain the
- addresses of any one, and how totally impossible it is that he should
- countenance the partiality with which you honour me, you are yourself
- fully aware; and, indeed"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, Miss Wardour," answered Lovel, in a tone of passionate entreaty; "do
- not go farther&mdash;is it not enough to crush every hope in our present
- relative situation?&mdash;do not carry your resolutions farther&mdash;why urge what
- would be your conduct if Sir Arthur's objections could be removed?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is indeed vain, Mr. Lovel," said Miss Wardour, "because their removal
- is impossible; and I only wish, as your friend, and as one who is obliged
- to you for her own and her father's life, to entreat you to suppress this
- unfortunate attachment&mdash;to leave a country which affords no scope for
- your talents, and to resume the honourable line of the profession which
- you seem to have abandoned."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Miss Wardour, your wishes shall be obeyed;&mdash;have patience with me
- one little month, and if, in the course of that space, I cannot show you
- such reasons for continuing my residence at Fairport, as even you shall
- approve of, I will bid adieu to its vicinity, and, with the same breath,
- to all my hopes of happiness."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not so, Mr. Lovel; many years of deserved happiness, founded on a more
- rational basis than your present wishes, are, I trust, before, you. But
- it is full time, to finish this conversation. I cannot force you to adopt
- my advice&mdash;I cannot shut the door of my father's house against the
- preserver of his life and mine; but the sooner Mr. Lovel can teach his
- mind to submit to the inevitable disappointment of wishes which have been
- so rashly formed, the more highly he will rise in my esteem&mdash;and, in the
- meanwhile, for his sake as well as mine, he must excuse my putting an
- interdict upon conversation on a subject so painful."
-</p>
-<p>
- A servant at this moment announced that Sir Arthur desired to speak to
- Mr. Oldbuck in his dressing-room.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let me show you the way," said Miss Wardour, who apparently dreaded a
- continuation of her tete-a-tete with Lovel, and she conducted the
- Antiquary accordingly to her father's apartment.
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur, his legs swathed in flannel, was stretched on the couch.
- "Welcome, Mr. Oldbuck," he said; "I trust you have come better off than
- I have done from the inclemency of yesterday evening?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Truly, Sir Arthur, I was not so much exposed to it&mdash;I kept <i>terra
- firma</i>&mdash;you fairly committed yourself to the cold night-air in the most
- literal of all senses. But such adventures become a gallant knight better
- than a humble esquire,&mdash;to rise on the wings of the night-wind&mdash;to dive
- into the bowels of the earth. What news from our subterranean Good
- Hope!&mdash;the <i>terra incognita</i> of Glen-Withershins?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nothing good as yet," said the Baronet, turning himself hastily, as if
- stung by a pang of the gout; "but Dousterswivel does not despair."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Does he not?" quoth Oldbuck; "I do though, under his favour. Why, old
- Dr. H&mdash;n* told me, when I was in Edinburgh, that we should never find
- copper enough, judging from the specimens I showed him, to make a pair of
- sixpenny knee-buckles&mdash;and I cannot see that those samples on the table
- below differ much in quality."
-</p>
-<p>
- * Probably Dr. Hutton, the celebrated geologist.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The learned doctor is not infallible, I presume?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No; but he is one of our first chemists; and this tramping philosopher
- of yours&mdash;this Dousterswivel&mdash;is, I have a notion, one, of those learned
- adventurers described by Kirchner, <i>Artem habent sine arte, partem sine
- parte, quorum medium est mentiri, vita eorum mendicatum ire;</i> that is to
- say, Miss Wardour"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is unnecessary to translate," said Miss Wardour&mdash;"I comprehend your
- general meaning; but I hope Mr. Dousterswivel will turn out a more
- trustworthy character."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I doubt it not a little," said the Antiquary,&mdash;"and we are a foul way
- out if we cannot discover this infernal vein that he has prophesied about
- these two years."
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>You</i> have no great interest in the matter, Mr. Oldbuck," said the
- Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Too much, too much, Sir Arthur; and yet, for the sake of my fair foe
- here, I would consent to lose it all so you had no more on the venture."
-</p>
-<p>
- There was a painful silence of a few moments, for Sir Arthur was too
- proud to acknowledge the downfall of his golden dreams, though he could
- no longer disguise to himself that such was likely to be the termination
- of the adventure. "I understand," he at length said, "that the young
- gentleman, to whose gallantry and presence of mind we were so much
- indebted last night, has favoured me with a visit&mdash;I am distressed that I
- am unable to see him, or indeed any one, but an old friend like you, Mr.
- Oldbuck."
-</p>
-<p>
- A declination of the Antiquary's stiff backbone acknowledged the
- preference.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You made acquaintance with this young gentleman in Edinburgh, I
- suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck told the circumstances of their becoming known to each other.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, then, my daughter is an older acquaintance, of Mr. Lovel than you
- are," said the Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed! I was not aware of that," answered Oldbuck somewhat surprised.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I met Mr. Lovel," said Isabella, slightly colouring, "when I resided
- this last spring with my aunt, Mrs. Wilmot."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In Yorkshire?&mdash;and what character did he bear then, or how was he
- engaged?" said Oldbuck,&mdash;"and why did not you recognise him when I
- introduced you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Isabella answered the least difficult question, and passed over the
- other&mdash;"He had a commission in the army, and had, I believe, served with
- reputation; he was much respected, as an amiable and promising young
- man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And pray, such being the case," replied the Antiquary, not disposed to
- take one reply in answer to two distinct questions, "why did you not
- speak to the lad at once when you met him at my house? I thought you had
- less of the paltry pride of womankind about you, Miss Wardour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There was a reason for it," said Sir Arthur with dignity; "you know the
- opinions&mdash;prejudices, perhaps you will call them&mdash;of our house concerning
- purity of birth. This young gentleman is, it seems, the illegitimate son
- of a man of fortune; my daughter did not choose to renew their
- acquaintance till she should know whether I approved of her holding any
- intercourse with him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If it had been with his mother instead of himself," answered Oldbuck,
- with his usual dry causticity of humour, "I could see an excellent reason
- for it. Ah, poor lad! that was the cause, then, that he seemed so absent
- and confused while I explained to him the reason of the bend of bastardy
- upon the shield yonder under the corner turret!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "True," said the Baronet, with complacency&mdash;"it is the shield of Malcolm
- the Usurper, as he is called. The tower which he built is termed, after
- him, Malcolm's Tower, but more frequently Misticot's Tower, which I
- conceive to be a corruption for <i>Misbegot.</i> He is denominated, in the
- Latin pedigree of our family, <i>Milcolumbus Nothus;</i> and his temporary
- seizure of our property, and most unjust attempt to establish his own
- illegitimate line in the estate of Knockwinnock, gave rise to such family
- feuds and misfortunes, as strongly to found us in that horror and
- antipathy to defiled blood and illegitimacy which has been handed down to
- me from my respected ancestry."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I know the story," said Oldbuck, "and I was telling it to Lovel this
- moment, with some of the wise maxims and consequences which it has
- engrafted on your family politics. Poor fellow! he must have been much
- hurt: I took the wavering of his attention for negligence, and was
- something piqued at it, and it proves to be only an excess of feeling. I
- hope, Sir Arthur, you will not think the less of your life because it has
- been preserved by such assistance?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor the less of my assistant either," said the Baronet; "my doors and
- table shall be equally open to him as if he had descended of the most
- unblemished lineage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Come, I am glad of that&mdash;he'll know where he can get a dinner, then, if
- he wants one. But what views can he have in this neighbourhood? I must
- catechise him; and if I find he wants it&mdash;or, indeed, whether he does or
- not&mdash;he shall have my best advice." As the Antiquary made this liberal
- promise, he took his leave of Miss Wardour and her father, eager to
- commence operations upon Mr. Lovel. He informed him abruptly that Miss
- Wardour sent her compliments, and remained in attendance on her father,
- and then, taking him by the arm, he led him out of the castle.
-</p>
-<p>
- Knockwinnock still preserved much of the external attributes of a
- baronial castle. It had its drawbridge, though now never drawn up, and
- its dry moat, the sides of which had been planted with shrubs, chiefly of
- the evergreen tribes. Above these rose the old building, partly from a
- foundation of red rock scarped down to the sea-beach, and partly from the
- steep green verge of the moat. The trees of the avenue have been already
- mentioned, and many others rose around of large size,&mdash;as if to confute
- the prejudice that timber cannot be raised near to the ocean. Our walkers
- paused, and looked back upon the castle, as they attained the height of a
- small knoll, over which lay their homeward road; for it is to be supposed
- they did not tempt the risk of the tide by returning along the sands. The
- building flung its broad shadow upon the tufted foliage of the shrubs
- beneath it, while the front windows sparkled in the sun. They were viewed
- by the gazers with very different feelings. Lovel, with the fond
- eagerness of that passion which derives its food and nourishment from
- trifles, as the chameleon is said to live on the air, or upon the
- invisible insects which it contains, endeavoured to conjecture which of
- the numerous windows belonged to the apartment now graced by Miss
- Wardour's presence. The speculations of the Antiquary were of a more
- melancholy cast, and were partly indicated by the ejaculation of <i>cito
- peritura!</i> as he turned away from the prospect. Lovel, roused from his
- reverie, looked at him as if to inquire the meaning of an exclamation so
- ominous. The old man shook his head. "Yes, my young friend," said he, "I
- doubt greatly&mdash;and it wrings my heart to say it&mdash;this ancient family is
- going fast to the ground!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed!" answered Lovel&mdash;"you surprise me greatly."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We harden ourselves in vain," continued the Antiquary, pursuing his own
- train of thought and feeling&mdash;"we harden ourselves in vain to treat with
- the indifference they deserve, the changes of this trumpery whirligig
- world. We strive ineffectually to be the self-sufficing invulnerable
- being, the <i>teres atque rotundus</i> of the poet;&mdash;the stoical exemption
- which philosophy affects to give us over the pains and vexations of human
- life, is as imaginary as the state of mystical quietism and perfection
- aimed at by some crazy enthusiasts."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And Heaven forbid that it should be otherwise!" said Lovel,
- warmly&mdash;"Heaven forbid that any process of philosophy were capable so to sear
- and indurate our feelings, that nothing should agitate them but what
- arose instantly and immediately out of our own selfish interests! I
- would as soon wish my hand to be as callous as horn, that it might
- escape an occasional cut or scratch, as I would be ambitious of the
- stoicism which should render my heart like a piece of the nether
- millstone."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary regarded his youthful companion with a look half of pity,
- half of sympathy, and shrugged up his shoulders as he replied&mdash;"Wait,
- young man&mdash;wait till your bark has been battered by the storm of sixty
- years of mortal vicissitude: you will learn by that time, to reef your
- sails, that she may obey the helm;&mdash;or, in the language of this world,
- you will find distresses enough, endured and to endure, to keep your
- feelings and sympathies in full exercise, without concerning yourself
- more in the fate of others than you cannot possibly avoid."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldbuck, it may be so;&mdash;but as yet I resemble you more in your
- practice than in your theory, for I cannot help being deeply interested
- in the fate of the family we have just left."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And well you may," replied Oldbuck. "Sir Arthur's embarrassments have of
- late become so many and so pressing, that I am surprised you have not
- heard of them. And then his absurd and expensive operations carried on by
- this High-German landlouper, Dousterswivel"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think I have seen that person, when, by some rare chance, I happened
- to be in the coffee-room at Fairport;&mdash;a tall, beetle-browed,
- awkward-built man, who entered upon scientific subjects, as it appeared
- to my ignorance at least, with more assurance than knowledge&mdash;was very
- arbitrary in laying down and asserting his opinions, and mixed the terms
- of science with a strange jargon of mysticism. A simple youth whispered
- me that he was an <i>Illumine',</i> and carried on an intercourse with the
- invisible world."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, the same&mdash;the same. He has enough of practical knowledge to speak
- scholarly and wisely to those of whose intelligence he stands in awe;
- and, to say the truth, this faculty, joined to his matchless impudence,
- imposed upon me for some time when I first knew him. But I have since
- understood, that when he is among fools and womankind, he exhibits
- himself as a perfect charlatan&mdash;talks of the <i>magisterium</i>&mdash;of sympathies
- and antipathies&mdash;of the cabala&mdash;of the divining-rod&mdash;and all the trumpery
- with which the Rosicrucians cheated a darker age, and which, to our
- eternal disgrace, has in some degree revived in our own. My friend
- Heavysterne knew this fellow abroad, and unintentionally (for he, you
- must know, is, God bless the mark! a sort of believer) let me into a good
- deal of his real character. Ah! were I caliph for a day, as Honest Abon
- Hassan wished to be, I would scourge me these jugglers out of the
- commonwealth with rods of scorpions. They debauch the spirit of the
- ignorant and credulous with mystical trash, as effectually as if they had
- besotted their brains with gin, and then pick their pockets with the same
- facility. And now has this strolling blackguard and mountebank put the
- finishing blow to the ruin of an ancient and honourable family!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But how could he impose upon Sir Arthur to any ruinous extent?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, I don't know. Sir Arthur is a good honourable gentleman; but, as
- you may see from his loose ideas concerning the Pikish language, he is by
- no means very strong in the understanding. His estate is strictly
- entailed, and he has been always an embarrassed man. This rapparee
- promised him mountains of wealth, and an English company was found to
- advance large sums of money&mdash;I fear on Sir Arthur's guarantee. Some
- gentlemen&mdash;I was ass enough to be one&mdash;took small shares in the concern,
- and Sir Arthur himself made great outlay; we were trained on by specious
- appearances and more specious lies; and now, like John Bunyan, we awake,
- and behold it is a dream!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am surprised that you, Mr. Oldbuck, should have encouraged Sir Arthur
- by your example."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why," said Oldbuck, dropping his large grizzled eyebrow, "I am something
- surprised and ashamed at it myself; it was not the lucre of gain&mdash;nobody
- cares less for money (to be a prudent man) than I do&mdash;but I thought I
- might risk this small sum. It will be expected (though I am sure I cannot
- see why) that I should give something to any one who will be kind enough
- to rid me of that slip of womankind, my niece, Mary M'Intyre; and perhaps
- it may be thought I should do something to get that jackanapes, her
- brother, on in the army. In either case, to treble my venture, would have
- helped me out. And besides, I had some idea that the Phoenicians had in
- former times wrought copper in that very spot. That cunning scoundrel,
- Dousterswivel, found out my blunt side, and brought strange tales (d&mdash;n
- him) of appearances of old shafts, and vestiges of mining operations,
- conducted in a manner quite different from those of modern times; and
- I&mdash;in short, I was a fool, and there is an end. My loss is not much worth
- speaking about; but Sir Arthur's engagements are, I understand, very
- deep, and my heart aches for him and the poor young lady who must share
- his distress."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here the conversation paused, until renewed in the next CHAPTER.
-</p>
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-
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FOURTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- If I may trust the flattering eye of sleep,
- My dreams presage some joyful news at hand:
- My bosom's lord sits lightly on his throne,
- And all this day, an unaccustomed spirit
- Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
- Romeo and Juliet.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The account of Sir Arthur's unhappy adventure had led Oldbuck somewhat
- aside from his purpose of catechising Lovel concerning the cause of his
- residence at Fairport. He was now, however, resolved to open the subject.
- "Miss Wardour was formerly known to you, she tells me, Mr. Lovel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He had had the pleasure," Lovel answered, "to see her at Mrs. Wilmot's,
- in Yorkshire."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed! you never mentioned that to me before, and you did not accost
- her as an old acquaintance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I&mdash;I did not know," said Lovel, a good deal embarrassed, "it was the
- same lady, till we met; and then it was my duty to wait till she should
- recognise me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am aware of your delicacy: the knight's a punctilious old fool, but I
- promise you his daughter is above all nonsensical ceremony and prejudice.
- And now, since you have, found a new set of friends here, may I ask if
- you intend to leave Fairport as soon as you proposed?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "What if I should answer your question by another," replied Lovel, "and
- ask you what is your opinion of dreams?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Of dreams, you foolish lad!&mdash;why, what should I think of them but as the
- deceptions of imagination when reason drops the reins? I know no
- difference betwixt them and the hallucinations of madness&mdash;the unguided
- horses run away with the carriage in both cases, only in the one the
- coachman is drunk, and in the other he slumbers. What says our Marcus
- Tullius&mdash;<i>Si insanorum visis fides non est habenda, cur credatur
- somnientium visis, quae multo etiam perturbatiora sunt, non intelligo.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, sir; but Cicero also tells us, that as he who passes the whole day
- in darting the javelin must sometimes hit the mark, so, amid the cloud of
- nightly dreams, some may occur consonant to future events."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay&mdash;that is to say, <i>you</i> have hit the mark in your own sage opinion?
- Lord! Lord! how this world is given to folly! Well, I will allow for once
- the Oneirocritical science&mdash;I will give faith to the exposition of
- dreams, and say a Daniel hath arisen to interpret them, if you can prove
- to me that that dream of yours has pointed to a prudent line of conduct."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Tell me, then," answered Lovel, "why when I was hesitating whether to
- abandon an enterprise, which I have perhaps rashly undertaken, I should
- last night dream I saw your ancestor pointing to a motto which encouraged
- me to perseverance?&mdash;why should I have thought of those words which I
- cannot remember to have heard before, which are in a language unknown to
- me, and which yet conveyed, when translated, a lesson which I could so
- plainly apply to my own circumstances?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary burst into a fit of laughing. "Excuse me, my young
- friend&mdash;but it is thus we silly mortals deceive ourselves, and look out of doors
- for motives which originate in our own wilful will. I think I can help
- out the cause of your vision. You were so abstracted in your
- contemplations yesterday after dinner, as to pay little attention to the
- discourse between Sir Arthur and me, until we fell upon the controversy
- concerning the Piks, which terminated so abruptly;&mdash;but I remember
- producing to Sir Arthur a book printed by my ancestor, and making him
- observe the motto; your mind was bent elsewhere, but your ear had
- mechanically received and retained the sounds, and your busy fancy,
- stirred by Grizel's legend I presume, had introduced this scrap of German
- into your dream. As for the waking wisdom which seized on so frivolous a
- circumstance as an apology for persevering in some course which it could
- find no better reason to justify, it is exactly one of those juggling
- tricks which the sagest of us play off now and then, to gratify our
- inclination at the expense of our understanding."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I own it," said Lovel, blushing deeply;&mdash;"I believe you are right, Mr.
- Oldbuck, and I ought to sink in your esteem for attaching a moment's
- consequence to such a frivolity;&mdash;but I was tossed by contradictory
- wishes and resolutions, and you know how slight a line will tow a boat
- when afloat on the billows, though a cable would hardly move her when
- pulled up on the beach."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Right, right," exclaimed the Antiquary. "Fall in my opinion!&mdash;not a
- whit&mdash;I love thee the better, man;&mdash;why, we have story for story against
- each other, and I can think with less shame on having exposed myself
- about that cursed Praetorium&mdash;though I am still convinced Agricola's camp
- must have been somewhere in this neighbourhood. And now, Lovel, my good
- lad, be sincere with me&mdash;What make you from Wittenberg?&mdash;why have you
- left your own country and professional pursuits, for an idle residence in
- such a place as Fairport? A truant disposition, I fear."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Even so," replied Lovel, patiently submitting to an interrogatory which
- he could not well evade. "Yet I am so detached from all the world, have
- so few in whom I am interested, or who are interested in me, that my very
- state of destitution gives me independence. He whose good or evil fortune
- affects himself alone, has the best right to pursue it according to his
- own fancy."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pardon me, young man," said Oldbuck, laying his hand kindly on his
- shoulder, and making a full halt&mdash;"<i>sufflamina</i>&mdash;a little patience, if
- you please. I will suppose that you have no friends to share or rejoice
- in your success in life&mdash;that you cannot look back to those to whom you
- owe gratitude, or forward to those to whom you ought to afford
- protection; but it is no less incumbent on you to move steadily in the
- path of duty&mdash;for your active exertions are due not only to society, but
- in humble gratitude to the Being who made you a member of it, with powers
- to serve yourself and others."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I am unconscious of possessing such powers," said Lovel, somewhat
- impatiently. "I ask nothing of society but the permission of walking
- innoxiously through the path of life, without jostling others, or
- permitting myself to be jostled. I owe no man anything&mdash;I have the means
- of maintaining, myself with complete independence; and so moderate are my
- wishes in this respect, that even these means, however limited, rather
- exceed than fall short of them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay, then," said Oldbuck, removing his hand, and turning again to the
- road, "if you are so true a philosopher as to think you have money
- enough, there's no more to be said&mdash;I cannot pretend to be entitled to
- advise you;&mdash;you have attained the <i>acme'</i>&mdash;the summit of perfection. And
- how came Fairport to be the selected abode of so much self-denying
- philosophy? It is as if a worshipper of the true religion had set up his
- staff by choice among the multifarious idolaters of the land of Egypt.
- There is not a man in Fairport who is not a devoted worshipper of the
- Golden Calf&mdash;the mammon of unrighteousness. Why, even I, man, am so
- infected by the bad neighbourhood, that I feel inclined occasionally to
- become an idolater myself."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My principal amusements being literary," answered Lovel, "and
- circumstances which I cannot mention having induced me, for a time at
- least, to relinquish the military service, I have pitched on Fairport as
- a place where I might follow my pursuits without any of those temptations
- to society which a more elegant circle might have presented to me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha!" replied Oldbuck, knowingly,&mdash;"I begin to understand your
- application of my ancestor's motto. You are a candidate for public
- favour, though not in the way I first suspected,&mdash;you are ambitious to
- shine as a literary character, and you hope to merit favour by labour and
- perseverance?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel, who was rather closely pressed by the inquisitiveness of the old
- gentleman, concluded it would be best to let him remain in the error
- which he had gratuitously adopted.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have been at times foolish enough," he replied, "to nourish some
- thoughts of the kind."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah, poor fellow! nothing can be more melancholy; unless, as young men
- sometimes do, you had fancied yourself in love with some trumpery
- specimen of womankind, which is indeed, as Shakspeare truly says,
- pressing to death, whipping, and hanging all at once."
-</p>
-<p>
- He then proceeded with inquiries, which he was sometimes kind enough to
- answer himself. For this good old gentleman had, from his antiquarian
- researches, acquired a delight in building theories out of premises which
- were often far from affording sufficient ground for them; and being, as
- the reader must have remarked, sufficiently opinionative, he did not
- readily brook being corrected, either in matter of fact or judgment, even
- by those who were principally interested in the subjects on which he
- speculated. He went on, therefore, chalking out Lovel's literary career
- for him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And with what do you propose to commence your debut as a man of
- letters?&mdash;But I guess&mdash;poetry&mdash;poetry&mdash;the soft seducer of youth. Yes!
- there is an acknowledging modesty of confusion in your eye and manner.
- And where lies your vein?&mdash;are you inclined to soar to the higher
- regions of Parnassus, or to flutter around the base of the hill?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have hitherto attempted only a few lyrical pieces," said Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Just as I supposed&mdash;pruning your wing, and hopping from spray to spray.
- But I trust you intend a bolder flight. Observe, I would by no means
- recommend your persevering in this unprofitable pursuit&mdash;but you say you
- are quite independent of the public caprice?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Entirely so," replied Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And that you are determined not to adopt a more active course of life?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "For the present, such is my resolution," replied the young man.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, then, it only remains for me to give you my best advice and
- assistance in the object of your pursuit. I have myself published two
- essays in the Antiquarian Repository,&mdash;and therefore am an author of
- experience, There was my Remarks on Hearne's edition of Robert of
- Gloucester, signed <i>Scrutator;</i> and the other signed <i>Indagator,</i> upon a
- passage in Tacitus. I might add, what attracted considerable notice at
- the time, and that is my paper in the Gentleman's Magazine, upon the
- inscription of OElia Lelia, which I subscribed <i>OEdipus.</i> So you see I am
- not an apprentice in the mysteries of author-craft, and must necessarily
- understand the taste and temper of the times. And now, once more, what do
- you intend to commence with?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have no instant thoughts of publishing."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! that will never do; you must have the fear of the public before your
- eyes in all your undertakings. Let us see now: A collection of fugitive
- pieces; but no&mdash;your fugitive poetry is apt to become stationary with the
- bookseller. It should be something at once solid and attractive&mdash;none of
- your romances or anomalous novelties&mdash;I would have you take high ground
- at once. Let me see: What think you of a real epic?&mdash;the grand
- old-fashioned historical poem which moved through twelve or twenty-four
- books. We'll have it so&mdash;I'll supply you with a subject&mdash;The battle
- between the Caledonians and Romans&mdash;The Caledoniad; or, Invasion
- Repelled;&mdash;let that be the title&mdash;it will suit the present taste, and you
- may throw in a touch of the times."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But the invasion of Agricola was <i>not</i> repelled."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No; but you are a poet&mdash;free of the corporation, and as little bound
- down to truth or probability as Virgil himself&mdash;You may defeat the Romans
- in spite of Tacitus."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And pitch Agricola's camp at the Kaim of&mdash;what do you call it," answered
- Lovel, "in defiance of Edie Ochiltree?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No more of that, an thou lovest me&mdash;And yet, I dare say, ye may
- unwittingly speak most correct truth in both instances, in despite of the
- <i>toga</i> of the historian and the blue gown of the mendicant."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gallantly counselled!&mdash;Well, I will do my best&mdash;your kindness will
- assist me with local information."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Will I not, man?&mdash;why, I will write the critical and historical notes on
- each canto, and draw out the plan of the story myself. I pretend to some
- poetical genius, Mr. Lovel, only I was never able to write verses."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is a pity, sir, that you should have failed in a qualification
- somewhat essential to the art."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Essential?&mdash;not a whit&mdash;it is the mere mechanical department. A man may
- be a poet without measuring spondees and dactyls like the ancients, or
- clashing the ends of lines into rhyme like the moderns, as one may be an
- architect though unable to labour like a stone-mason&mdash;Dost think Palladio
- or Vitruvius ever carried a hod?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "In that case, there should be two authors to each poem&mdash;one to think and
- plan, another to execute."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, it would not be amiss; at any rate, we'll make the experiment;&mdash;not
- that I would wish to give my name to the public&mdash;assistance from a
- learned friend might be acknowledged in the preface after what flourish
- your nature will&mdash;I am a total stranger to authorial vanity."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel was much entertained by a declaration not very consistent with the
- eagerness wherewith his friend seemed to catch at an opportunity of
- coming before the public, though in a manner which rather resembled
- stepping up behind a carriage than getting into one. The Antiquary was
- indeed uncommonly delighted; for, like many other men who spend their
- lives in obscure literary research, he had a secret ambition to appear in
- print, which was checked by cold fits of diffidence, fear of criticism,
- and habits of indolence and procrastination. "But," thought he, "I may,
- like a second Teucer, discharge my shafts from behind the shield of my
- ally; and, admit that he should not prove to be a first-rate poet, I am
- in no shape answerable for his deficiencies, and the good notes may very
- probably help off an indifferent text. But he is&mdash;he must be a good poet;
- he has the real Parnassian abstraction&mdash;seldom answers a question till it
- is twice repeated&mdash;drinks his tea scalding, and eats without knowing what
- he is putting into his mouth. This is the real <i>aestus,</i> the <i>awen</i> of
- the Welsh bards, the <i>divinus afflatus</i> that transports the poet beyond
- the limits of sublunary things. His visions, too, are very symptomatical
- of poetic fury&mdash;I must recollect to send Caxon to see he puts out his
- candle to-night&mdash;poets and visionaries are apt to be negligent in that
- respect." Then, turning to his companion, he expressed himself aloud in
- continuation&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, my dear Lovel, you shall have full notes; and, indeed, think we may
- introduce the whole of the Essay on Castrametation into the appendix&mdash;it
- will give great value to the work. Then we will revive the good old forms
- so disgracefully neglected in modern times. You shall invoke the
- Muse&mdash;and certainly she ought to be propitious to an author who, in an
- apostatizing age, adheres with the faith of Abdiel to the ancient form of
- adoration.&mdash;Then we must have a vision&mdash;in which the Genius of Caledonia
- shall appear to Galgacus, and show him a procession of the real Scottish
- monarchs:&mdash;and in the notes I will have a hit at Boethius&mdash;No; I must not
- touch that topic, now that Sir Arthur is likely to have vexation enough
- besides&mdash;but I'll annihilate Ossian, Macpherson, and Mac-Cribb."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But we must consider the expense of publication," said Lovel, willing to
- try whether this hint would fall like cold water on the blazing zeal of
- his self-elected coadjutor.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Expense!" said Mr. Oldbuck, pausing, and mechanically fumbling in his
- pocket&mdash;"that is true;&mdash;I would wish to do something&mdash;but you would not
- like to publish by subscription?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "By no means," answered Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, no!" gladly acquiesced the Antiquary&mdash;"it is not respectable. I'll
- tell you what: I believe I know a bookseller who has a value for my
- opinion, and will risk print and paper, and I will get as many copies
- sold for you as I can."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, I am no mercenary author," answered Lovel, smiling; "I only wish to
- be out of risk of loss."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hush! hush! we'll take care of that&mdash;throw it all on the publishers. I
- do long to see your labours commenced. You will choose blank verse,
- doubtless?&mdash;it is more grand and magnificent for an historical subject;
- and, what concerneth you, my friend, it is, I have an idea, more easily
- written."
-</p>
-<p>
- This conversation brought them to Monkbarns, where the Antiquary had to
- undergo a chiding from his sister, who, though no philosopher, was
- waiting to deliver a lecture to him in the portico. "Guide us, Monkbarns!
- are things no dear eneugh already, but ye maun be raising the very fish
- on us, by giving that randy, Luckie Mucklebackit, just what she likes to
- ask?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, Grizel," said the sage, somewhat abashed at this unexpected attack,
- "I thought I made a very fair bargain."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A fair bargain! when ye gied the limmer a full half o' what she
- seekit!&mdash;An ye will be a wife-carle, and buy fish at your ain hands, ye suld
- never bid muckle mair than a quarter. And the impudent quean had the
- assurance to come up and seek a dram&mdash;But I trow, Jenny and I sorted
- her!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Truly," said Oldbuck (with a sly look to his companion), "I think our
- estate was gracious that kept us out of hearing of that
- controversy.&mdash;Well, well, Grizel, I was wrong for once in my life <i>ultra
- crepidam</i>&mdash;I fairly admit. But hang expenses!&mdash;care killed a cat&mdash;we'll eat the
- fish, cost what it will.&mdash;And then, Lovel, you must know I pressed you
- to stay here to-day, the rather because our cheer will be better than
- usual, yesterday having been a gaude' day&mdash;I love the reversion of a
- feast better than the feast itself. I delight in the <i>analecta,</i> the
- <i>collectanea,</i> as I may call them, of the preceding day's dinner, which
- appear on such occasions&mdash;And see, there is Jenny going to ring the
- dinner-bell."
-</p>
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-
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Be this letter delivered with haste&mdash;haste&mdash;post-haste!
- Ride, villain, ride,&mdash;for thy life&mdash;for thy life&mdash;for thy life.
- Ancient Indorsation of Letters of Importance.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Leaving Mr. Oldbuck and his friend to enjoy their hard bargain of fish,
- we beg leave to transport the reader to the back-parlour of the
- post-master's house at Fairport, where his wife, he himself being absent,
- was employed in assorting for delivery the letters which had come by the
- Edinburgh post. This is very often in country towns the period of the day
- when gossips find it particularly agreeable to call on the man or woman
- of letters, in order, from the outside of the epistles, and, if they are
- not belied, occasionally from the inside also, to amuse themselves with
- gleaning information, or forming conjectures about the correspondence and
- affairs of their neighbours. Two females of this description were, at the
- time we mention, assisting, or impeding, Mrs. Mailsetter in her official
- duty.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Eh, preserve us, sirs!" said the butcher's wife, "there's ten&mdash;
- eleven&mdash;twall letters to Tennant and Co.&mdash;thae folk do mair business than a'
- the rest o' the burgh."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay; but see, lass," answered the baker's lady, "there's twa o' them
- faulded unco square, and sealed at the tae side&mdash;I doubt there will be
- protested bills in them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Is there ony letters come yet for Jenny Caxon?" inquired the woman of
- joints and giblets; "the lieutenant's been awa three weeks."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Just ane on Tuesday was a week," answered the dame of letters.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wast a ship-letter?" asked the Fornerina.
-</p>
-<p>
- "In troth wast."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It wad be frae the lieutenant then," replied the mistress of the rolls,
- somewhat disappointed&mdash;"I never thought he wad hae lookit ower his
- shouther after her."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Od, here's another," quoth Mrs. Mailsetter. "A ship-letter&mdash;post-mark,
- Sunderland." All rushed to seize it.&mdash;"Na, na, leddies," said Mrs.
- Mailsetter, interfering; "I hae had eneugh o' that wark&mdash;Ken ye that Mr.
- Mailsetter got an unco rebuke frae the secretary at Edinburgh, for a
- complaint that was made about the letter of Aily Bisset's that ye opened,
- Mrs. Shortcake?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Me opened!" answered the spouse of the chief baker of Fairport; "ye ken
- yoursell, madam, it just cam open o' free will in my hand&mdash;what could I
- help it?&mdash;folk suld seal wi' better wax."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel I wot that's true, too," said Mrs. Mailsetter, who kept a shop of
- small wares, "and we have got some that I can honestly recommend, if ye
- ken onybody wanting it. But the short and the lang o't is, that we'll
- lose the place gin there's ony mair complaints o' the kind."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, lass&mdash;the provost will take care o' that."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, I'll neither trust to provost nor bailier" said the
- postmistress,&mdash;"but I wad aye be obliging and neighbourly, and I'm no
- again your looking at the outside of a letter neither&mdash;See, the seal has
- an anchor on't&mdash;he's done't wi' ane o' his buttons, I'm thinking."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Show me! show me!" quoth the wives of the chief butcher and chief baker;
- and threw themselves on the supposed love-letter, like the weird sisters
- in Macbeth upon the pilot's thumb, with curiosity as eager and scarcely
- less malignant. Mrs. Heukbane was a tall woman&mdash;she held the precious
- epistle up between her eyes and the window. Mrs. Shortcake, a little
- squat personage, strained and stood on tiptoe to have her share of the
- investigation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, it's frae him, sure eneugh," said the butcher's lady;&mdash;"I can read
- Richard Taffril on the corner, and it's written, like John Thomson's
- wallet, frae end to end."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Haud it lower down, madam," exclaimed Mrs. Shortcake, in a tone above
- the prudential whisper which their occupation required&mdash;"haud it lower
- down&mdash;Div ye think naebody can read hand o' writ but yoursell?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Whist, whist, sirs, for God's sake!" said Mrs. Mailsetter, "there's
- somebody in the shop,"&mdash;then aloud&mdash;"Look to the customers, Baby!"&mdash;Baby
- answered from without in a shrill tone&mdash;"It's naebody but Jenny Caxon,
- ma'am, to see if there's ony letters to her."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Tell her," said the faithful postmistress, winking to her compeers, "to
- come back the morn at ten o'clock, and I'll let her ken&mdash;we havena had
- time to sort the mail letters yet&mdash;she's aye in sic a hurry, as if her
- letters were o' mair consequence than the best merchant's o' the town."
-</p>
-<p>
- Poor Jenny, a girl of uncommon beauty and modesty, could only draw her
- cloak about her to hide the sigh of disappointment and return meekly home
- to endure for another night the sickness of the heart occasioned by hope
- delayed.
-</p>
-<p>
- "There's something about a needle and a pole," said Mrs. Shortcake, to
- whom her taller rival in gossiping had at length yielded a peep at the
- subject of their curiosity.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Now, that's downright shamefu'," said Mrs. Heukbane, "to scorn the poor
- silly gait of a lassie after he's keepit company wi' her sae lang, and
- had his will o' her, as I make nae doubt he has."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's but ower muckle to be doubted," echoed Mrs. Shortcake;&mdash;"to cast up
- to her that her father's a barber and has a pole at his door, and that
- she's but a manty-maker hersell! Hout fy for shame!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout tout, leddies," cried Mrs. Mailsetter, "ye're clean wrang&mdash;It's a
- line out o' ane o' his sailors' sangs that I have heard him sing, about
- being true like the needle to the pole."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, weel, I wish it may be sae," said the charitable Dame
- Heukbane,&mdash;"but it disna look weel for a lassie like her to keep up a
- correspondence wi' ane o' the king's officers."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm no denying that," said Mrs. Mailsetter; "but it's a great advantage
- to the revenue of the post-office thae love-letters. See, here's five or
- six letters to Sir Arthur Wardour&mdash;maist o' them sealed wi' wafers, and
- no wi' wax. There will be a downcome, there, believe me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay; they will be business letters, and no frae ony o' his grand friends,
- that seals wi' their coats of arms, as they ca' them," said Mrs.
- Heukbane;&mdash;"pride will hae a fa'&mdash;he hasna settled his account wi' my
- gudeman, the deacon, for this twalmonth&mdash;he's but slink, I doubt."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor wi' huz for sax months," echoed Mrs. Shortcake&mdash;"He's but a brunt
- crust."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There's a letter," interrupted the trusty postmistress, "from his son,
- the captain, I'm thinking&mdash;the seal has the same things wi' the
- Knockwinnock carriage. He'll be coming hame to see what he can save out
- o' the fire."
-</p>
-<p>
- The baronet thus dismissed, they took up the esquire&mdash;"Twa letters for
- Monkbarns&mdash;they're frae some o' his learned friends now; see sae close as
- they're written, down to the very seal&mdash;and a' to save sending a double
- letter&mdash;that's just like Monkbarns himsell. When he gets a frank he fills
- it up exact to the weight of an unce, that a carvy-seed would sink the
- scale&mdash;but he's neer a grain abune it. Weel I wot I wad be broken if I
- were to gie sic weight to the folk that come to buy our pepper and
- brimstone, and suchlike sweetmeats."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He's a shabby body the laird o' Monkbarns," said Mrs. Heukbane; "he'll
- make as muckle about buying a forequarter o' lamb in August as about a
- back sey o' beef. Let's taste another drop of the sinning" (perhaps she
- meant <i>cinnamon</i>) "waters, Mrs. Mailsetter, my dear. Ah, lasses! an ye
- had kend his brother as I did&mdash;mony a time he wad slip in to see me wi' a
- brace o' wild deukes in his pouch, when my first gudeman was awa at the
- Falkirk tryst&mdash;weel, weel&mdash;we'se no speak o' that e'enow."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I winna say ony ill o'this Monkbarns," said Mrs. Shortcake; "his brother
- neer brought me ony wild-deukes, and this is a douce honest man; we serve
- the family wi' bread, and he settles wi' huz ilka week&mdash;only he was in an
- unco kippage when we sent him a book instead o' the <i>nick-sticks,</i>*
- whilk, he said, were the true ancient way o' counting between tradesmen
- and customers; and sae they are, nae doubt."
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note E. Nick-sticks.
-</p>
-<p>
- "But look here, lasses," interrupted Mrs. Mailsetter, "here's a sight for
- sair e'en! What wad ye gie to ken what's in the inside o' this letter?
- This is new corn&mdash;I haena seen the like o' this&mdash;For William Lovel,
- Esquire, at Mrs. Hadoway's, High Street, Fairport, by Edinburgh, N. B.
- This is just the second letter he has had since he was here."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord's sake, let's see, lass!&mdash;Lord's sake, let's see!&mdash;that's him that
- the hale town kens naething about&mdash;and a weel-fa'ard lad he is; let's
- see, let's see!" Thus ejaculated the two worthy representatives of mother
- Eve.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, sirs," exclaimed Mrs. Mailsetter; "haud awa&mdash;bide aff, I tell
- you; this is nane o' your fourpenny cuts that we might make up the value
- to the post-office amang ourselves if ony mischance befell it;&mdash;the
- postage is five-and-twenty shillings&mdash;and here's an order frae the
- Secretary to forward it to the young gentleman by express, if he's no at
- hame. Na, na, sirs, bide aff;&mdash;this maunna be roughly guided."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But just let's look at the outside o't, woman."
-</p>
-<p>
- Nothing could be gathered from the outside, except remarks on the various
- properties which philosophers ascribe to matter,&mdash;length, breadth, depth,
- and weight, The packet was composed of strong thick paper, imperviable by
- the curious eyes of the gossips, though they stared as if they would
- burst from their sockets. The seal was a deep and well-cut impression of
- arms, which defied all tampering.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Od, lass," said Mrs. Shortcake, weighing it in her hand, and wishing,
- doubtless, that the too, too solid wax would melt and dissolve itself, "I
- wad like to ken what's in the inside o' this, for that Lovel dings a'
- that ever set foot on the plainstanes o' Fairport&mdash;naebody kens what to
- make o' him."
-</p>
-<a name="image-0009"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pa185.jpg" height="459" width="737"
-alt="Mrs. Heukbane and Mrs. Shortcake
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- "Weel, weel, leddies," said the postmistress, "we'se sit down and crack
- about it.&mdash;Baby, bring ben the tea-water&mdash;Muckle obliged to ye for your
- cookies, Mrs. Shortcake&mdash;and we'll steek the shop, and cry ben Baby, and
- take a hand at the cartes till the gudeman comes hame&mdash;and then we'll try
- your braw veal sweetbread that ye were so kind as send me, Mrs.
- Heukbane."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But winna ye first send awa Mr. Lovel's letter?" said Mrs. Heukbane.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth I kenna wha to send wi't till the gudeman comes hame, for auld
- Caxon tell'd me that Mr. Lovel stays a' the day at Monkbarns&mdash;he's in a
- high fever, wi' pu'ing the laird and Sir Arthur out o' the sea."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Silly auld doited carles!" said Mrs. Shortcake; "what gar'd them gang to
- the douking in a night like yestreen!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I was gi'en to understand it was auld Edie that saved them," said Mrs.
- Heukbane&mdash;"Edie Ochiltree, the Blue-Gown, ye ken; and that he pu'd the
- hale three out of the auld fish-pound, for Monkbarns had threepit on them
- to gang in till't to see the wark o' the monks lang syne."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, lass, nonsense!" answered the postmistress; "I'll tell ye, a'
- about it, as Caxon tell'd it to me. Ye see, Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour,
- and Mr. Lovel, suld hae dined at Monkbarns"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, Mrs. Mailsetter," again interrupted Mrs. Heukbane, "will ye no be
- for sending awa this letter by express?&mdash;there's our powny and our
- callant hae gane express for the office or now, and the powny hasna gane
- abune thirty mile the day;&mdash;Jock was sorting him up as I came ower by."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, Mrs. Heukbane," said the woman of letters, pursing up her mouth,
- "ye ken my gudeman likes to ride the expresses himsell&mdash;we maun gie our
- ain fish-guts to our ain sea-maws&mdash;it's a red half-guinea to him every
- time he munts his mear; and I dare say he'll be in sune&mdash;or I dare to
- say, it's the same thing whether the gentleman gets the express this
- night or early next morning."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Only that Mr. Lovel will be in town before the express gaes aff," said
- Mrs. Heukbane; "and where are ye then, lass? But ye ken yere ain ways
- best."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, weel, Mrs. Heukbane," answered Mrs. Mailsetter, a little out of
- humour, and even out of countenance, "I am sure I am never against being
- neighbour-like, and living and letting live, as they say; and since I hae
- been sic a fule as to show you the post-office order&mdash;ou, nae doubt, it
- maun be obeyed. But I'll no need your callant, mony thanks to ye&mdash;I'll
- send little Davie on your powny, and that will be just five-and-threepence
- to ilka ane o' us, ye ken."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Davie! the Lord help ye, the bairn's no ten year auld; and, to be plain
- wi' ye, our powny reists a bit, and it's dooms sweer to the road, and
- naebody can manage him but our Jock."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm sorry for that," answered the postmistress, gravely; "it's like we
- maun wait then till the gudeman comes hame, after a'&mdash;for I wadna like to
- be responsible in trusting the letter to sic a callant as Jock&mdash;our Davie
- belangs in a manner to the office."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, aweel, Mrs. Mailsetter, I see what ye wad be at&mdash;but an ye like
- to risk the bairn, I'll risk the beast."
-</p>
-<p>
- Orders were accordingly given. The unwilling pony was brought out of his
- bed of straw, and again equipped for service&mdash;Davie (a leathern post-bag
- strapped across his shoulders) was perched upon the saddle, with a tear
- in his eye, and a switch in his hand. Jock good-naturedly led the animal
- out of town, and, by the crack of his whip, and the whoop and halloo of
- his too well-known voice, compelled it to take the road towards
- Monkbarns.
-</p>
-<p>
- Meanwhile the gossips, like the sibyls after consulting their leaves,
- arranged and combined the information of the evening, which flew next
- morning through a hundred channels, and in a hundred varieties, through
- the world of Fairport. Many, strange, and inconsistent, were the rumours
- to which their communications and conjectures gave rise. Some said
- Tennant and Co. were broken, and that all their bills had come back
- protested&mdash;others that they had got a great contract from Government, and
- letters from the principal merchants at Glasgow, desiring to have shares
- upon a premium. One report stated, that Lieutenant Taffril had
- acknowledged a private marriage with Jenny Caxon&mdash;another, that he had
- sent her a letter upbraiding her with the lowness of her birth and
- education, and bidding her an eternal adieu. It was generally rumoured
- that Sir Arthur Wardour's affairs had fallen into irretrievable
- confusion, and this report was only doubted by the wise, because it was
- traced to Mrs. Mailsetter's shop,&mdash;a source more famous for the
- circulation of news than for their accuracy. But all agreed that a packet
- from the Secretary of State's office, had arrived, directed for Mr.
- Lovel, and that it had been forwarded by an orderly dragoon, despatched
- from the head-quarters at Edinburgh, who had galloped through Fairport
- without stopping, except just to inquire the way to Monkbarns. The reason
- of such an extraordinary mission to a very peaceful and retired
- individual, was variously explained. Some said Lovel was an emigrant
- noble, summoned to head an insurrection that had broken out in La
- Vende'e&mdash;others that he was a spy&mdash;others that he was a general officer,
- who was visiting the coast privately&mdash;others that he was a prince of the
- blood, who was travelling <i>incognito.</i>
-</p>
-<p>
- Meanwhile the progress of the packet which occasioned so much
- speculation, towards its destined owner at Monkbarns, had been perilous
- and interrupted. The bearer, Davie Mailsetter, as little resembling a
- bold dragoon as could well be imagined, was carried onwards towards
- Monkbarns by the pony, so long as the animal had in his recollection the
- crack of his usual instrument of chastisement, and the shout of the
- butcher's boy. But feeling how Davie, whose short legs were unequal to
- maintain his balance, swung to and fro upon his back, the pony began to
- disdain furthur compliance with the intimations he had received. First,
- then, he slackened his pace to a walk This was no point of quarrel
- between him and his rider, who had been considerably discomposed by the
- rapidity of his former motion, and who now took the opportunity of his
- abated pace to gnaw a piece of gingerbread, which had been thrust into
- his hand by his mother in order to reconcile this youthful emissary of
- the post-office to the discharge of his duty. By and by, the crafty pony
- availed himself of this surcease of discipline to twitch the rein out of
- Davies hands, and applied himself to browse on the grass by the side of
- the lane. Sorely astounded by these symptoms of self-willed rebellion,
- and afraid alike to sit or to fall, poor Davie lifted up his voice and
- wept aloud. The pony, hearing this pudder over his head, began apparently
- to think it would be best both for himself and Davie to return from
- whence they came, and accordingly commenced a retrograde movement towards
- Fairport. But, as all retreats are apt to end in utter rout, so the
- steed, alarmed by the boy's cries, and by the flapping of the reins,
- which dangled about his forefeet&mdash;finding also his nose turned homeward,
- began to set off at a rate which, if Davie kept the saddle (a matter
- extremely dubious), would soon have presented him at Heukbane's
- stable-door,&mdash;when, at a turn of the road, an intervening auxiliary, in
- the shape of old Edie Ochiltree, caught hold of the rein, and stopped his
- farther proceeding. "Wha's aught ye, callant? whaten a gate's that to
- ride?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I canna help it!" blubbered the express; "they ca' me little Davie."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And where are ye gaun?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm gaun to Monkbarns wi' a letter."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Stirra, this is no the road to Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
- But Davie could oinly answer the expostulation with sighs and tears.
-</p>
-<p>
- Old Edie was easily moved to compassion where childhood was in the case.--"I
- wasna gaun that gate," he thought, "but it's the best o' my way o'
- life that I canna be weel out o' my road. They'll gie me quarters at
- Monkbarns readily eneugh, and I'll e'en hirple awa there wi' the wean,
- for it will knock its hams out, puir thing, if there's no somebody to
- guide the pony.&mdash;Sae ye hae a letter, hinney? will ye let me see't?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm no gaun to let naebody see the letter," sobbed the boy, "till I
- gie't to Mr. Lovel, for I am a faithfu' servant o' the office&mdash;if it
- werena for the powny."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very right, my little man," said Ochiltree, turning the reluctant pony's
- head towards Monkbarns; "but we'll guide him atween us, if he's no a' the
- sweerer."
-</p>
-<p>
- Upon the very height of Kinprunes, to which Monkbarns had invited Lovel
- after their dinner, the Antiquary, again reconciled to the once degraded
- spot, was expatiating upon the topics the scenery afforded for a
- description of Agricola's camp at the dawn of morning, when his eye was
- caught by the appearance of the mendicant and his protegee. "What the
- devil!&mdash;here comes Old Edie, bag and baggage, I think."
-</p>
-<p>
- The beggar explained his errand, and Davie, who insisted upon a literal
- execution of his commission by going on to Monkbarns, was with difficulty
- prevailed upon to surrender the packet to its proper owner, although he
- met him a mile nearer than the place he had been directed to. "But my
- minnie said, I maun be sure to get twenty shillings and five shillings
- for the postage, and ten shillings and sixpence for the express&mdash;there's
- the paper."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let me see&mdash;let me see," said Oldbuck, putting on his spectacles, and
- examining the crumpled copy of regulations to which Davie
- appealed. "Express, per man and horse, one day, not to exceed ten
- shillings and sixpence. One day? why, it's not an hour&mdash;Man and horse?
- why, 'tis a monkey on a starved cat!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Father wad hae come himsell," said Davie, "on the muckle red mear, an ye
- wad hae bidden till the morn's night."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Four-and-twenty hours after the regular date of delivery! You little
- cockatrice egg, do you understand the art of imposition so early?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout Monkbarns! dinna set your wit against a bairn," said the beggar;
- "mind the butcher risked his beast, and the wife her wean, and I am sure
- ten and sixpence isna ower muckle. Ye didna gang sae near wi' Johnnie
- Howie, when"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel, who, sitting on the supposed <i>Praetorium,</i> had glanced over the
- contents of the packet, now put an end to the altercation by paying
- Davies demand; and then turning to Mr. Oldbuck, with a look of much
- agitation, he excused himself from returning with him to Monkbarns' that
- evening.&mdash;"I must instantly go to Fairport, and perhaps leave it on a
- moment's notice;&mdash;your kindness, Mr. Oldbuck, I can never forget."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No bad news, I hope?" said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Of a very chequered complexion," answered his friend. "Farewell&mdash;in good
- or bad fortune I will not forget your regard."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay, nay&mdash;stop a moment. If&mdash;if&mdash;" (making an effort)&mdash;"if there be any
- pecuniary inconvenience&mdash;I have fifty&mdash;or a hundred guineas at your
- service&mdash;till&mdash;till Whitsunday&mdash;or indeed as long as you please."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am much obliged, Mr. Oldbuck, but I am amply provided," said his
- mysterious young friend. "Excuse me&mdash;I really cannot sustain further
- conversation at present. I will write or see you, before I leave
- Fairport&mdash;that is, if I find myself obliged to go."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, he shook the Antiquary's hand warmly, turned from him, and
- walked rapidly towards the town, "staying no longer question."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very extraordinary indeed!" said Oldbuck;&mdash;"but there's something about
- this lad I can never fathom; and yet I cannot for my heart think ill of
- him neither. I must go home and take off the fire in the Green Room, for
- none of my womankind will venture into it after twilight."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And how am I to win hame?" blubbered the disconsolate express.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's a fine night," said the Blue-Gown, looking up to the skies; "I had
- as gude gang back to the town, and take care o' the wean."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do so, do so, Edie;" and rummaging for some time in his huge waistcoat
- pocket till he found the object of his search, the Antiquary added,
- "there's sixpence to ye to buy sneeshin."
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0016"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- "I am bewitched with the rogue's company. If the rascal has not
- given me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged; it could
- not be else. I have drunk medicines."
- Second Part of Henry IV.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Regular for a fortnight were the inquiries of the Antiquary at the
- veteran Caxon, whether he had heard what Mr. Lovel was about; and as
- regular were Caxon's answers, "that the town could learn naething about
- him whatever, except that he had received anither muckle letter or twa
- frae the south, and that he was never seen on the plainstanes at a'."
-</p>
-<p>
- "How does he live, Caxon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, Mrs. Hadoway just dresses him a beefsteak or a muttonchop, or makes
- him some Friar's chicken, or just what she likes hersell, and he eats it
- in the little red parlour off his bedroom. She canna get him to say that
- he likes ae thing better than anither; and she makes him tea in a
- morning, and he settles honourably wi' her every week."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But does he never stir abroad?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He has clean gi'en up walking, and he sits a' day in his room reading or
- writing; a hantle letters he has written, but he wadna put them into our
- post-house, though Mrs. Hadoway offered to carry them hersell, but sent
- them a' under ae cover to the sheriff; and it's Mrs. Mailsetter's belief,
- that the sheriff sent his groom to put them into the post-office at
- Tannonburgh; it's my puir thought, that he jaloused their looking into
- his letters at Fairport; and weel had he need, for my puir daughter
- Jenny"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Tut, don't plague me with your womankind, Caxon. About this poor young
- lad.&mdash;Does he write nothing but letters?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, ay&mdash;hale sheets o' other things, Mrs. Hadoway says. She wishes
- muckle he could be gotten to take a walk; she thinks he's but looking
- very puirly, and his appetite's clean gane; but he'll no hear o' ganging
- ower the door-stane&mdash;him that used to walk sae muckle too."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That's wrong&mdash;I have a guess what he's busy about; but he must not work
- too hard neither. I'll go and see him this very day&mdash;he's deep,
- doubtless, in the Caledoniad."
-</p>
-<p>
- Having formed this manful resolution, Mr. Oldbuck equipped himself for
- the expedition with his thick walking-shoes and gold-headed cane,
- muttering the while the words of Falstaff which we have chosen for the
- motto of this CHAPTER; for the Antiquary was himself rather surprised at
- the degree of attachment which he could not but acknowledge be
- entertained for this stranger. The riddle was notwithstanding easily
- solved. Lovel had many attractive qualities, but he won our Antiquary's
- heart by being on most occasions an excellent listener.
-</p>
-<p>
- A walk to Fairport had become somewhat of an adventure with Mr. Oldbuck,
- and one which he did not often care to undertake. He hated greetings in
- the market-place; and there were generally loiterers in the streets to
- persecute him, either about the news of the day, or about some petty
- pieces of business. So, on this occasion, he had no sooner entered the
- streets of Fairport, than it was "Good-morrow, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;a sight o'
- you's gude, for sair een: what d'ye think of the news in the Sun the
- day?&mdash;they say the great attempt will be made in a fortnight."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wish to the Lord it were made and over, that I might hear no more
- about it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Monkbarns, your honour," said the nursery and seedsman, "I hope the
- plants gied satisfaction?&mdash;and if ye wanted ony flower-roots fresh frae
- Holland, or" (this in a lower key) "an anker or twa o' Cologne gin, ane
- o' our brigs cam in yestreen."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Thank ye, thank ye,&mdash;no occasion at present, Mr. Crabtree," said the
- Antiquary, pushing resolutely onward.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck," said the town-clerk (a more important person, who came in
- front and ventured to stop the old gentleman), "the provost,
- understanding you were in town, begs on no account that you'll quit it
- without seeing him; he wants to speak to ye about bringing the water frae
- the Fairwell-spring through a part o' your lands."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What the deuce!&mdash;have they nobody's land but mine to cut and carve
- on?&mdash;I won't consent, tell them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And the provost," said the clerk, going on, without noticing the rebuff,
- "and the council, wad be agreeable that you should hae the auld stones at
- Donagild's chapel, that ye was wussing to hae."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Eh!&mdash;what?&mdash;Oho! that's another story&mdash;Well, well, I'll call upon the
- provost, and we'll talk about it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But ye maun speak your mind on't forthwith, Monkbarns, if ye want the
- stones; for Deacon Harlewalls thinks the carved through-stanes might be
- put with advantage on the front of the new council-house&mdash;that is, the
- twa cross-legged figures that the callants used to ca' Robin and Bobbin,
- ane on ilka door-cheek; and the other stane, that they ca'd Ailie Dailie,
- abune the door. It will be very tastefu', the Deacon says, and just in
- the style of modern Gothic."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord deliver me from this Gothic generation!" exclaimed the
- Antiquary,&mdash;"A monument of a knight-templar on each side of a Grecian porch, and a
- Madonna on the top of it!&mdash;<i>O crimini!</i>&mdash;Well, tell the provost I wish to
- have the stones, and we'll not differ about the water-course. It's lucky
- I happened to come this way to-day."
-</p>
-<p>
- They parted mutually satisfied; but the wily clerk had most reason to
- exult in the dexterity he had displayed, since the whole proposal of an
- exchange between the monuments (which the council had determined to
- remove as a nuisance, because they encroached three feet upon the public
- road), and the privilege of conveying the water to the burgh through the
- estate of Monkbarns, was an idea which had originated with himself upon
- the pressure of the moment.
-</p>
-<p>
- Through these various entanglements, Monkbarns (to use the phrase by
- which he was distinguished in the country) made his way at length to Mrs.
- Hadoway's. This good woman was the widow of a late clergyman at Fairport,
- who had been reduced by her husband's untimely death, to that state of
- straitened and embarrassed circumstances in which the widows of the
- Scotch clergy are too often found. The tenement which she occupied, and
- the furniture of which she was possessed, gave her the means of letting a
- part of her house; and as Lovel had been a quiet, regular, and profitable
- lodger, and had qualified the necessary intercourse which they had
- together with a great deal of gentleness and courtesy, Mrs. Hadoway, not,
- perhaps, much used to such kindly treatment, had become greatly attached
- to her lodger, and was profuse in every sort of personal attention which
- circumstances permitted her to render him. To cook a dish somewhat better
- than ordinary for "the poor young gentleman's dinner;" to exert her
- interest with those who remembered her husband, or loved her for her own
- sake and his, in order to procure scarce vegetables, or something which
- her simplicity supposed might tempt her lodger's appetite, was a labour
- in which she delighted, although she anxiously concealed it from the
- person who was its object. She did not adopt this secrecy of benevolence
- to avoid the laugh of those who might suppose that an oval face and dark
- eyes, with a clear brown complexion, though belonging to a woman of
- five-and-forty, and enclosed within a widow's close-drawn pinners, might
- possibly still aim at making conquests; for, to say truth, such a
- ridiculous suspicion having never entered into her own head, she could
- not anticipate its having birth in that of any one else. But she
- concealed her attentions solely out of delicacy to her guest, whose power
- of repaying them she doubted as much as she believed in his inclination
- to do so, and in his being likely to feel extreme pain at leaving any of
- her civilities unrequited. She now opened the door to Mr. Oldbuck, and
- her surprise at seeing him brought tears into her eyes, which she could
- hardly restrain.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am glad to see you, sir&mdash;I am very glad to see you. My poor gentleman
- is, I am afraid, very unwell; and oh, Mr. Oldbuck, he'll see neither
- doctor, nor minister, nor writer! And think what it would be, if, as my
- poor Mr. Hadoway used to say, a man was to die without advice of the
- three learned faculties!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Greatly better than with them," grumbled the cynical Antiquary. "I tell
- you, Mrs. Hadoway, the clergy live by our sins, the medical faculty by
- our diseases, and the law gentry by our misfortunes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O fie, Monkbarns!&mdash;to hear the like o' that frae you!&mdash;But yell walk up
- and see the poor young lad?&mdash;Hegh sirs? sae young and weel-favoured&mdash;and
- day by day he has eat less and less, and now he hardly touches onything,
- only just pits a bit on the plate to make fashion&mdash;and his poor cheek
- has turned every day thinner and paler, sae that he now really looks as
- auld as me, that might be his mother&mdash;no that I might be just that
- neither, but something very near it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why does he not take some exercise?" said Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think we have persuaded him to do that, for he has bought a horse from
- Gibbie Golightly, the galloping groom. A gude judge o' horse-flesh Gibbie
- tauld our lass that he was&mdash;for he offered him a beast he thought wad
- answer him weel eneugh, as he was a bookish man, but Mr. Lovel wadna look
- at it, and bought ane might serve the Master o' Morphie&mdash;they keep it at
- the Graeme's Arms, ower the street;&mdash;and he rode out yesterday morning
- and this morning before breakfast&mdash;But winna ye walk up to his room?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Presently, presently. But has he no visitors?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O dear, Mr. Oldbuck, not ane; if he wadna receive them when he was weel
- and sprightly, what chance is there of onybody in Fairport looking in
- upon him now?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay, very true,&mdash;I should have been surprised had it been
- otherwise&mdash;Come, show me up stairs, Mrs. Hadoway, lest I make a blunder, and go
- where I should not."
-</p>
-<p>
- The good landlady showed Mr. Oldbuck up her narrow staircase, warning him
- of every turn, and lamenting all the while that he was laid under the
- necessity of mounting up so high. At length she gently tapped at the door
- of her guest's parlour. "Come in," said Lovel; and Mrs. Hadoway ushered
- in the Laird of Monkbarns.
-</p>
-<p>
- The little apartment was neat and clean, and decently
- furnished&mdash;ornamented, too, by such relics of her youthful arts of
- sempstress-ship as Mrs. Hadoway had retained; but it was close, overheated, and,
- as it appeared to Oldbuck, an unwholesome situation for a young person in
- delicate health,&mdash;an observation which ripened his resolution touching a
- project that had already occurred to him in Lovel's behalf. With a
- writing-table before him, on which lay a quantity of books and papers,
- Lovel was seated on a couch, in his night-gown and slippers. Oldbuck was
- shocked at the change which had taken place in his personal appearance.
- His cheek and brow had assumed a ghastly white, except where a round
- bright spot of hectic red formed a strong and painful contrast, totally
- different from the general cast of hale and hardy complexion which had
- formerly overspread and somewhat embrowned his countenance. Oldbuck
- observed, that the dress he wore belonged to a deep mourning suit, and a
- coat of the same colour hung on a chair near to him. As the Antiquary
- entered, Lovel arose and came forward to welcome him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "This is very kind," he said, shaking him by the hand, and thanking him
- warmly for his visit&mdash;"this is very kind, and has anticipated a visit
- with which I intended to trouble you. You must know I have become a
- horseman lately."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I understand as much from Mrs. Hadoway&mdash;I only hope, my good young
- friend, you have been fortunate in a quiet horse. I myself inadvertently
- bought one from the said Gibbie Golightly, which brute ran two miles on
- end with me after a pack of hounds, with which I had no more to do than
- the last year's snow; and after affording infinite amusement, I suppose,
- to the whole hunting field, he was so good as to deposit me in a dry
- ditch&mdash;I hope yours is a more peaceful beast?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hope, at least, we shall make our excursions on a better plan of
- mutual understanding."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That is to say, you think yourself a good horseman?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I would not willingly," answered Lovel, "confess myself a very bad one."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No&mdash;all you young fellows think that would be equal to calling
- yourselves tailors at once&mdash;But have you had experience? for, <i>crede
- experto,</i> a horse in a passion is no joker."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, I should be sorry to boast myself as a great horseman; but when I
- acted as aide-de-camp to Sir&mdash;&mdash;in the cavalry action at&mdash;, last year, I
- saw many better cavaliers than myself dismounted."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! you have looked in the face of the grisly god of arms then?&mdash;you are
- acquainted with the frowns of Mars armipotent? That experience fills up
- the measure of your qualifications for the epopea! The Britons, however,
- you will remember, fought in chariots&mdash;<i>covinarii</i> is the phrase of
- Tacitus;&mdash;you recollect the fine description of their dashing among the
- Roman infantry, although the historian tells us how ill the rugged face
- of the ground was calculated for equestrian combat; and truly, upon the
- whole, what sort of chariots could be driven in Scotland anywhere but on
- turnpike roads, has been to me always matter of amazement. And well
- now&mdash;has the Muse visited you?&mdash;have you got anything to show me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "My time," said Lovel, with a glance at his black dress, "has been less
- pleasantly employed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The death of a friend?" said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;of almost the only friend I could ever boast of
- possessing."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed? Well, young man," replied his visitor, in a tone of seriousness
- very different from his affected gravity, "be comforted. To have lost a
- friend by death while your mutual regard was warm and unchilled, while
- the tear can drop unembittered by any painful recollection of coldness or
- distrust or treachery, is perhaps an escape from a more heavy
- dispensation. Look round you&mdash;how few do you see grow old in the
- affections of those with whom their early friendships were formed! Our
- sources of common pleasure gradually dry up as we journey on through the
- vale of Bacha, and we hew out to ourselves other reservoirs, from which
- the first companions of our pilgrimage are excluded;&mdash;jealousies,
- rivalries, envy, intervene to separate others from our side, until none
- remain but those who are connected with us rather by habit than
- predilection, or who, allied more in blood than in disposition, only keep
- the old man company in his life, that they may not be forgotten at his
- death&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- <i>Haec data poena diu viventibus.</i>
-</pre>
-<p>
- Ah, Mr. Lovel! if it be your lot to reach the chill, cloudy, and
- comfortless evening of life, you will remember the sorrows of your youth
- as the light shadowy clouds that intercepted for a moment the beams of
- the sun when it was rising. But I cram these words into your ears against
- the stomach of your sense."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am sensible of your kindness," answered the youth; "but the wound that
- is of recent infliction must always smart severely, and I should be
- little comforted under my present calamity&mdash;forgive me for saying so&mdash;by
- the conviction that life had nothing in reserve for me but a train of
- successive sorrows. And permit me to add, you, Mr. Oldbuck, have least
- reason of many men to take so gloomy a view of life. You have a competent
- and easy fortune&mdash;are generally respected&mdash;may, in your own phrase,
- <i>vacare musis,</i> indulge yourself in the researches to which your taste
- addicts you; you may form your own society without doors&mdash;and within you
- have the affectionate and sedulous attention of the nearest relatives."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, yes&mdash;the womankind, for womankind, are, thanks to my training, very
- civil and tractable&mdash;do not disturb me in my morning studies&mdash;creep
- across the floor with the stealthy pace of a cat, when it suits me to
- take a nap in my easy-chair after dinner or tea. All this is very well;
- but I want something to exchange ideas with&mdash;something to talk to."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then why do you not invite your nephew, Captain M'Intyre, who is
- mentioned by every one as a fine spirited young fellow, to become a
- member of your family?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Who?" exclaimed Monkbarns, "my nephew Hector?&mdash;the Hotspur of the North?
- Why, Heaven love you, I would as soon invite a firebrand into my
- stackyard. He's an Almanzor, a Chamont&mdash;has a Highland pedigree as long
- as his claymore, and a claymore as long as the High Street of Fairport,
- which he unsheathed upon the surgeon the last time he was at Fairport. I
- expect him here one of these days; but I will keep him at staff's end, I
- promise you. He an inmate of my house! to make my very chairs and tables
- tremble at his brawls. No, no&mdash;I'll none of Hector M'Intyre. But hark ye,
- Lovel;&mdash;you are a quiet, gentle-tempered lad; had not you better set up
- your staff at Monkbarns for a month or two, since I conclude you do not
- immediately intend to leave this country?&mdash;I will have a door opened out
- to the garden&mdash;it will cost but a trifle&mdash;there is the space for an old
- one which was condemned long ago&mdash;by which said door you may pass and
- repass into the Green Chamber at pleasure, so you will not interfere with
- the old man, nor he with you. As for your fare, Mrs. Hadoway tells me you
- are, as she terms it, very moderate of your mouth, so you will not
- quarrel with my humble table. Your washing"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hold, my dear Mr. Oldbuck," interposed Lovel, unable to repress a smile;
- "and before your hospitality settles all my accommodations, let me thank
- you most sincerely for so kind an offer&mdash;it is not at present in my power
- to accept of it; but very likely, before I bid adieu to Scotland, I shall
- find an opportunity to pay you a visit of some length."
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck's countenance fell. "Why, I thought I had hit on the very
- arrangement that would suit us both,&mdash;and who knows what might happen in
- the long run, and whether we might ever part? Why, I am master of my
- acres, man&mdash;there is the advantage of being descended from a man of more
- sense than pride&mdash;they cannot oblige me to transmit my goods chattels,
- and heritages, any way but as I please. No string of substitute heirs of
- entail, as empty and unsubstantial as the morsels of paper strung to the
- train of a boy's kite, to cumber my flights of inclination, and my
- humours of predilection. Well,&mdash;I see you won't be tempted at
- present&mdash;but Caledonia goes on I hope?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O certainly," said Lovel; "I cannot think of relinquishing a plan so
- hopeful."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is indeed," said the Antiquary, looking gravely upward,&mdash;for, though
- shrewd and acute enough in estimating the variety of plans formed by
- others, he had a very natural, though rather disproportioned good opinion
- of the importance of those which originated with himself&mdash;"it is indeed
- one of those undertakings which, if achieved with spirit equal to that
- which dictates its conception, may redeem from the charge of frivolity
- the literature of the present generation."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here he was interrupted by a knock at the room door, which introduced a
- letter for Mr. Lovel. The servant waited, Mrs. Hadoway said, for an
- answer. "You are concerned in this matter, Mr. Oldbuck," said Lovel,
- after glancing over the billet, and handing it to the Antiquary as he
- spoke.
-</p>
-<p>
- It was a letter from Sir Arthur Wardour, couched in extremely civil
- language, regetting that a fit of the gout had prevented his hitherto
- showing Mr. Lovel the attentions to which his conduct during a late
- perilous occasion had so well entitled him&mdash;apologizing for not paying
- his respects in person, but hoping Mr. Lovel would dispense with that
- ceremony, and be a member of a small party which proposed to visit the
- ruins of Saint Ruth's priory on the following day, and afterwards to dine
- and spend the evening at Knockwinnock Castle. Sir Arthur concluded with
- saying, that he had sent to request the Monkbarns family to join the
- party of pleasure which he thus proposed. The place of rendezvous was
- fixed at a turnpike-gate, which was about an equal distance from all the
- points from which the company were to assemble.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What shall we do?" said Lovel, looking at the Antiquary, but pretty
- certain of the part he would take.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Go, man&mdash;we'll go, by all means. Let me see&mdash;it will cost a post-chaise
- though, which will hold you and me, and Mary M'Intyre, very well&mdash;and the
- other womankind may go to the manse&mdash;and you can come out in the chaise
- to Monkbarns, as I will take it for the day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, I rather think I had better ride."
-</p>
-<p>
- "True, true, I forgot your Bucephalus. You are a foolish lad, by the by,
- for purchasing the brute outright; you should stick to eighteenpence a
- side, if you will trust any creature's legs in preference to your own."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, as the horse's have the advantage of moving considerably faster,
- and are, besides, two pair to one, I own I incline"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Enough said&mdash;enough said&mdash;do as you please. Well then, I'll bring either
- Grizel or the minister, for I love to have my full pennyworth out of
- post-horses&mdash;and we meet at Tirlingen turnpike on Friday, at twelve
- o'clock precisely. "&mdash;And with this ageement the friends separated.
-</p>
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-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Of seats they tell, where priests, 'mid tapers dim,
- Breathed the warm prayer, or tuned the midnight hymn
- To scenes like these the fainting soul retired;
- Revenge and Anger in these cells expired:
- By Pity soothed, Remorse lost half her fears,
- And softened Pride dropped penitential tears.
- Crabbe's Borough.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The morning of Friday was as serene and beautiful as if no pleasure party
- had been intended; and that is a rare event, whether in novel-writing or
- real life. Lovel, who felt the genial influence of the weather, and
- rejoiced at the prospect of once more meeting with Miss Wardour, trotted
- forward to the place of rendezvous with better spirits than he had for
- some time enjoyed. His prospects seemed in many respects to open and
- brighten before him&mdash;and hope, although breaking like the morning sun
- through clouds and showers, appeared now about to illuminate the path
- before him. He was, as might have been expected from this state of
- spirits, first at the place of meeting,&mdash;and, as might also have been
- anticipated, his looks were so intently directed towards the road from
- Knockwinnock Castles that he was only apprized of the arrival of the
- Monkbarns division by the gee-hupping of the postilion, as the
- post-chaise lumbered up behind him. In this vehicle were pent up, first,
- the stately figure of Mr. Oldbuck himself; secondly, the scarce less
- portly person of the Reverend Mr. Blattergowl, minister of Trotcosey, the
- parish in which Monkbarns and Knockwinnock were both situated. The
- reverend gentleman was equipped in a buzz wig, upon the top of which was
- an equilateral cocked hat. This was the paragon of the three yet
- remaining wigs of the parish, which differed, as Monkbarns used to
- remark, like the three degrees of comparison&mdash;Sir Arthur's ramilies being
- the positive, his own bob-wig the comparative, and the overwhelming
- grizzle of the worthy clergyman figuring as the superlative. The
- superintendent of these antique garnitures, deeming, or affecting to
- deem, that he could not well be absent on an occasion which assembled all
- three together, had seated himself on the board behind the carriage,
- "just to be in the way in case they wanted a touch before the gentlemen
- sat down to dinner." Between the two massive figures of Monkbarns and the
- clergyman was stuck, by way of bodkin, the slim form of Mary M'Intyre,
- her aunt having preferred a visit to the manse, and a social chat with
- Miss Beckie Blattergowl, to investigating the ruins of the priory of
- Saint Ruth.
-</p>
-<p>
- As greetings passed between the members of the Monkbarns party and Mr.
- Lovel, the Baronet's carriage, an open barouche, swept onward to the
- place of appointment, making, with its smoking bays, smart drivers, arms,
- blazoned panels, and a brace of outriders, a strong contrast with the
- battered vehicle and broken-winded hacks which had brought thither the
- Antiquary and his followers. The principal seat of the carriage was
- occupied by Sir Arthur and his daughter. At the first glance which passed
- betwixt Miss Wardour and Lovel, her colour rose considerably;&mdash;but she
- had apparently made up her mind to receive him as a friend, and only as
- such, and there was equal composure and courtesy in the mode of her reply
- to his fluttered salutation. Sir Arthur halted the barouche to shake his
- preserver kindly by the hand, and intimate the pleasure he had on this
- opportunity of returning him his personal thanks; then mentioned to him,
- in a tone of slight introduction, "Mr. Dousterswivel, Mr. Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel took the necessary notice of the German adept, who occupied the
- front seat of the carriage, which is usually conferred upon dependants or
- inferiors. The ready grin and supple inclination with which his
- salutation, though slight, was answered by the foreigner, increased the
- internal dislike which Lovel had already conceived towards him; and it
- was plain, from the lower of the Antiquary's shaggy eye-brow, that he too
- looked with displeasure on this addition to the company. Little more than
- distant greeting passed among the members of the party, until, having
- rolled on for about three miles beyond the place at which they met, the
- carriages at length stopped at the sign of the Four Horse-shoes, a small
- hedge inn, where Caxon humbly opened the door, and let down the step of
- the hack-chaise, while the inmates of the barouche were, by their more
- courtly attendants, assisted to leave their equipage.
-</p>
-<p>
- Here renewed greetings passed: the young ladies shook hands; and Oldbuck,
- completely in his element, placed himself as guide and cicerone at the
- head of the party, who were now to advance on foot towards the object of
- their curiosity. He took care to detain Lovel close beside him as the
- best listener of the party, and occasionally glanced a word of
- explanation and instruction to Miss Wardour and Mary M'Intyre, who
- followed next in order. The Baronet and the clergyman he rather avoided,
- as he was aware both of them conceived they understood such matters as
- well, or better than he did; and Dousterswivel, besides that he looked on
- him as a charlatan, was so nearly connected with his apprehended loss in
- the stock of the mining company, that he could not abide the sight of
- him. These two latter satellites, therefore, attended upon the orb of Sir
- Arthur, to whom, moreover, as the most important person of the society,
- they were naturally induced to attach themselves.
-</p>
-<p>
- It frequently happens that the most beautiful points of Scottish scenery
- lie hidden in some sequestered dell, and that you may travel through the
- country in every direction without being aware of your vicinity to what
- is well worth seeing, unless intention or accident carry you to the very
- spot. This is particularly the case in the country around Fairport, which
- is, generally speaking, open, unenclosed, and bare. But here and there
- the progress of rills, or small rivers, has formed dells, glens, or as
- they are provincially termed, <i>dens,</i> on whose high and rocky banks trees
- and shrubs of all kinds find a shelter, and grow with a luxuriant
- profusion, which is the more gratifying, as it forms an unexpected
- contrast with the general face of the country. This was eminently the
- case with the approach to the ruins of Saint Ruth, which was for some
- time merely a sheep-track, along the side of a steep and bare hill. By
- degrees, however, as this path descended, and winded round the hillside,
- trees began to appear, at first singly, stunted, and blighted, with locks
- of wool upon their trunks, and their roots hollowed out into recesses, in
- which the sheep love to repose themselves&mdash;a sight much more gratifying
- to the eye of an admirer of the picturesque than to that of a planter or
- forester. By and by the trees formed groups, fringed on the edges, and
- filled up in the middle, by thorns and hazel bushes; and at length these
- groups closed so much together, that although a broad glade opened here
- and there under their boughs, or a small patch of bog or heath occurred
- which had refused nourishment to the seed which they sprinkled round, and
- consequently remained open and waste, the scene might on the whole be
- termed decidedly woodland. The sides of the valley began to approach each
- other more closely; the rush of a brook was heard below, and between the
- intervals afforded by openings in the natural wood, its waters were seen
- hurling clear and rapid under their silvan canopy.
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck now took upon himself the full authority of cicerone, and
- anxiously directed the company not to go a foot-breadth off the track
- which he pointed out to them, if they wished to enjoy in full perfection
- what they came to see. "You are happy in me for a guide, Miss Wardour,"
- exclaimed the veteran, waving his hand and head in cadence as he repeated
- with emphasis,
-</p>
-<pre>
- I know each lane, and every alley green,
- Dingle, or bushy dell, of this wild wood,
- And every bosky bower from side to side. *
-</pre>
-<p>
- * (Milton's <i>Comus.</i>)
-</p>
-<p>
- Ah! deuce take it!&mdash;that spray of a bramble has demolished all Caxon's
- labours, and nearly canted my wig into the stream&mdash;so much for
- recitations, <i>hors de propos.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Never mind, my dear sir," said Miss Wardour; "you have your faithful
- attendant ready to repair such a disaster when it happens, and when you
- appear with it as restored to its original splendour, I will carry on the
- quotation:
-</p>
-<pre>
- So sinks the day-star in the ocean bed,
- And yet anon repairs his drooping head,
- And tricks his beams, and with new-spangled ore
- Flames on the forehead"&mdash;*
-</pre>
-<p>
- * (<i>Lycidas.</i>)
-</p>
-<p>
- "O! enough, enough!" answered Oldbuck; "I ought to have known what it was
- to give you advantage over me&mdash;But here is what will stop your career of
- satire, for you are an admirer of nature, I know." In fact, when they had
- followed him through a breach in a low, ancient, and ruinous wall, they
- came suddenly upon a scene equally unexpected and interesting.
-</p>
-<p>
- They stood pretty high upon the side of the glen, which had suddenly
- opened into a sort of amphitheatre to give room for a pure and profound
- lake of a few acres extent, and a space of level ground around it. The
- banks then arose everywhere steeply, and in some places were varied by
- rocks&mdash;in others covered with the copse, which run up, feathering their
- sides lightly and irregularly, and breaking the uniformity of the green
- pasture-ground.&mdash;Beneath, the lake discharged itself into the huddling
- and tumultuous brook, which had been their companion since they had
- entered the glen. At the point at which it issued from "its parent lake,"
- stood the ruins which they had come to visit. They were not of great
- extent; but the singular beauty, as well as the wild and sequestered
- character of the spot on which they were situated, gave them an interest
- and importance superior to that which attaches itself to architectural
- remains of greater consequence, but placed near to ordinary houses, and
- possessing less romantic accompaniments. The eastern window of the church
- remained entire, with all its ornaments and tracery work; and the sides,
- upheld by flying buttresses whose airy support, detached from the wall
- against which they were placed, and ornamented with pinnacles and carved
- work, gave a variety and lightness to the building. The roof and western
- end of the church were completely ruinous; but the latter appeared to
- have made one side of a square, of which the ruins of the conventual
- buildings formed other two, and the gardens a fourth. The side of these
- buildings which overhung the brook, was partly founded on a steep and
- precipitous rock; for the place had been occasionally turned to military
- purposes, and had been taken with great slaughter during Montrose's wars.
- The ground formerly occupied by the garden was still marked by a few
- orchard trees. At a greater distance from the buildings were detached
- oaks and elms and chestnuts, growing singly, which had attained great
- size. The rest of the space between the ruins and the hill was a
- close-cropt sward, which the daily pasture of the sheep kept in much
- finer order than if it had been subjected to the scythe and broom. The
- whole scene had a repose, which was still and affecting without being
- monotonous. The dark, deep basin, in which the clear blue lake reposed,
- reflecting the water lilies which grew on its surface, and the trees
- which here and there threw their arms from the banks, was finely
- contrasted with the haste and tumult of the brook which broke away from
- the outlet, as if escaping from confinement and hurried down the glen,
- wheeling around the base of the rock on which the ruins were situated,
- and brawling in foam and fury with every shelve and stone which
- obstructed its passage. A similar contrast was seen between the level
- green meadow, in which the ruins were situated, and the large
- timber-trees which were scattered over it, compared with the precipitous
- banks which arose at a short distance around, partly fringed with light
- and feathery underwood, partly rising in steeps clothed with purple
- heath, and partly more abruptly elevated into fronts of grey rock,
- chequered with lichen, and with those hardy plants which find root even
- in the most arid crevices of the crags.
-</p>
-<p>
- "There was the retreat of learning in the days of darkness, Mr. Lovel!"
- said Oldbuck,&mdash;around whom the company had now grouped themselves while
- they admired the unexpected opening of a prospect so romantic;&mdash;"there
- reposed the sages who were aweary of the world, and devoted either to
- that which was to come, or to the service of the generations who should
- follow them in this. I will show you presently the library;&mdash;see that
- stretch of wall with square-shafted windows&mdash;there it existed, stored, as
- an old manuscript in my possession assures me, with five thousand
- volumes. And here I might well take up the lamentation of the learned
- Leland, who, regretting the downfall of the conventual libraries,
- exclaims, like Rachel weeping for her children, that if the Papal laws,
- decrees, decretals, clementines, and other such drugs of the devil&mdash;yea,
- if Heytesburg's sophisms, Porphyry's universals, Aristotle's logic, and
- Dunse's divinity, with such other lousy legerdemains (begging your
- pardon, Miss Wardour) and fruits of the bottomless pit,&mdash;had leaped out
- of our libraries, for the accommodation of grocers, candlemakers,
- soapsellers, and other worldly occupiers, we might have been therewith
- contented. But to put our ancient chronicles, our noble histories, our
- learned commentaries, and national muniments, to such offices of contempt
- and subjection, has greatly degraded our nation, and showed ourselves
- dishonoured in the eyes of posterity to the utmost stretch of time&mdash;O
- negligence most unfriendly to our land!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And, O John Knox" said the Baronet, "through whose influence, and under
- whose auspices, the patriotic task was accomplished!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary, somewhat in the situation of a woodcock caught in his own
- springe, turned short round and coughed, to excuse a slight blush as he
- mustered his answer&mdash;"as to the Apostle of the Scottish Reformation"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- But Miss Wardour broke in to interrupt a conversation so dangerous.
- "Pray, who was the author you quoted, Mr. Oldbuck?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The learned Leland, Miss Wardour, who lost his senses on witnessing the
- destruction of the conventual libraries in England."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Now, I think," replied the young lady, "his misfortune may have saved
- the rationality of some modern antiquaries, which would certainly have
- been drowned if so vast a lake of learning had not been diminished by
- draining."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, thank Heaven, there is no danger now&mdash;they have hardly left us a
- spoonful in which to perform the dire feat."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, Mr. Oldbuck led the way down the bank, by a steep but secure
- path, which soon placed them on the verdant meadow where the ruins stood.
- "There they lived," continued the Antiquary, "with nought to do but to
- spend their time in investigating points of remote antiquity,
- transcribing manuscripts, and composing new works for the information of
- posterity."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And," added the Baronet, "in exercising the rites of devotion with a
- pomp and ceremonial worthy of the office of the priesthood."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And if Sir Arthur's excellence will permit," said the German, with a low
- bow, "the monksh might also make de vary curious experiment in deir
- laboraties, both in chemistry and <i>magia naturalis.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think," said the clergyman, "they would have enough to do in
- collecting the teinds of the parsonage and vicarage of three good
- parishes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And all," added Miss Wardour, nodding to the Antiquary, "without
- interruption from womankind."
-</p>
-<p>
- "True, my fair foe," said Oldbuck; "this was a paradise where no Eve was
- admitted, and we may wonder the rather by what chance the good fathers
- came to lose it."
-</p>
-<p>
- With such criticisms on the occupations of those by whom the ruins had
- been formerly possessed, they wandered for some time from one moss-grown
- shrine to another, under the guidance of Oldbuck, who explained, with
- much plausibility, the ground-plan of the edifice, and read and expounded
- to the company the various mouldering inscriptions which yet were to be
- traced upon the tombs of the dead, or under the vacant niches of the
- sainted images.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is the reason," at length Miss Wardour asked the Antiquary, "why
- tradition has preserved to us such meagre accounts of the inmates of
- these stately edifices, raised with such expense of labour and taste, and
- whose owners were in their times personages of such awful power and
- importance? The meanest tower of a freebooting baron or squire who lived
- by his lance and broadsword, is consecrated by its appropriate legend,
- and the shepherd will tell you with accuracy the names and feats of its
- inhabitants;&mdash;but ask a countryman concerning these beautiful and
- extensive remains&mdash;these towers, these arches, and buttresses, and
- shafted windows, reared at such cost,&mdash;three words fill up his
- answer&mdash;they were made up by the monks lang syne.'"
-</p>
-<p>
- The question was somewhat puzzling. Sir Arthur looked upward, as if
- hoping to be inspired with an answer&mdash;Oldbuck shoved back his wig&mdash;the
- clergyman was of opinion that his parishioners were too deeply impressed
- with the true presbyterian doctrine to preserve any records concerning
- the papistical cumberers of the land, offshoots as they were of the great
- overshadowing tree of iniquity, whose roots are in the bowels of the
- seven hills of abomination&mdash;Lovel thought the question was best resolved
- by considering what are the events which leave the deepest impression on
- the minds of the common people&mdash;"These," he contended, "were not such as
- resemble the gradual progress of a fertilizing river, but the headlong
- and precipitous fury of some portentous flood. The eras by which the
- vulgar compute time, have always reference to some period of fear and
- tribulation, and they date by a tempest, an earthquake, or burst of civil
- commotion. When such are the facts most alive, in the memory of the
- common people, we cannot wonder," he concluded, "that the ferocious
- warrior is remembered, and the peaceful abbots are abandoned to
- forgetfulness and oblivion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you pleashe, gentlemans and ladies, and ashking pardon of Sir Arthur
- and Miss Wardour, and this worthy clergymansh, and my goot friend Mr.
- Oldenbuck, who is my countrymansh, and of goot young Mr. Lofel also, I
- think it is all owing to de hand of glory."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The hand of what?" exclaimed Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "De hand of glory, my goot Master Oldenbuck, which is a vary great and
- terrible secrets&mdash;which de monksh used to conceal their treasures when
- they were triven from their cloisters by what you call de Reform."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, indeed! tell us about that," said Oldbuck, "for these are secrets
- worth knowing."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, my goot Master Oldenbuck, you will only laugh at me&mdash;But de hand of
- glory is vary well known in de countries where your worthy progenitors
- did live&mdash;and it is hand cut off from a dead man, as has been hanged for
- murther, and dried very nice in de shmoke of juniper wood; and if you put
- a little of what you call yew wid your juniper, it will not be any
- better&mdash;that is, it will not be no worse&mdash;then you do take something of
- de fatsh of de bear, and of de badger, and of de great eber, as you call
- de grand boar, and of de little sucking child as has not been christened
- (for dat is very essentials), and you do make a candle, and put it into
- de hand of glory at de proper hour and minute, with de proper ceremonish,
- and he who seeksh for treasuresh shall never find none at all."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I dare take my corporal oath of that conclusion," said the Antiquary.
- "And was it the custom, Mr. Dousterswivel, in Westphalia, to make use of
- this elegant candelabrum?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Alwaysh, Mr. Oldenbuck, when you did not want nobody to talk of nothing
- you wash doing about&mdash;And the monksh alwaysh did this when they did hide
- their church-plates, and their great chalices, and de rings, wid very
- preshious shtones and jewels."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, notwithstanding, you knights of the Rosy Cross have means, no
- doubt, of breaking the spell, and discovering what the poor monks have
- put themselves to so much trouble to conceal?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! goot Mr. Oldenbuck," replied the adept, shaking his head
- mysteriously, "you was very hard to believe; but if you had seen de great
- huge pieces of de plate so massive, Sir Arthur,&mdash;so fine fashion, Miss
- Wardour&mdash;and de silver cross dat we did find (dat was Schroepfer and my
- ownself) for de Herr Freygraf, as you call de Baron Von Blunderhaus, I do
- believe you would have believed then."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Seeing <i>is</i> believing indeed. But what was your art&mdash;what was your
- mystery, Mr. Dousterswivel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha, Mr. Oldenbuck! dat is my little secret, mine goot sir&mdash;you sall
- forgife me that I not tell that. But I will tell you dere are various
- ways&mdash;yes, indeed, dere is de dream dat you dream tree times&mdash;dat is a
- vary goot way."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am glad of that," said Oldbuck; "I have a friend" (with a side-glance
- to Lovel) "who is peculiarly favoured by the visits of Queen Mab."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Den dere is de sympathies, and de antipathies, and de strange properties
- and virtues natural of divers herb, and of de little divining-rod."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I would gladly rather see some of these wonders than hear of them," said
- Miss Wardour.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah, but, my much-honoured young lady, this is not de time or de way to
- do de great wonder of finding all de church's plate and treasure; but to
- oblige you, and Sir Arthur my patron, and de reverend clergymans, and
- goot Mr. Oldenbuck, and young Mr. Lofel, who is a very goot young
- gentleman also, I will show you dat it is possible, a vary possible, to
- discover de spring, of water, and de little fountain hidden in de ground,
- without any mattock, or spade, or dig at all."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Umph!" quoth the Antiquary, "I have heard of that conundrum. That will
- be no very productive art in our country;&mdash;you should carry that property
- to Spain or Portugal, and turn it to good account."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! my goot Master Oldenbuck, dere is de Inquisition and de
- Auto-da-fe&mdash;they would burn me, who am but a simple philosopher, for one great
- conjurer."
-</p>
-<p>
- "They would cast away their coals then," said Oldbuck; "but," continued
- he, in a whisper to Lovel, "were they to pillory him for one of the most
- impudent rascals that ever wagged a tongue, they would square the
- punishment more accurately with his deserts. But let us see: I think he
- is about to show us some of his legerdemain."
-</p>
-<p>
- In truth, the German was now got to a little copse-thicket at some
- distance from the ruins, where he affected busily to search for such a
- wand as would suit the purpose of his mystery: and after cutting and
- examining, and rejecting several, he at length provided himself with a
- small twig of hazel terminating in a forked end, which he pronounced to
- possess the virtue proper for the experiment that he was about to
- exhibit. Holding the forked ends of the wand, each between a finger and
- thumb, and thus keeping the rod upright, he proceeded to pace the ruined
- aisles and cloisters, followed by the rest of the company in admiring
- procession. "I believe dere was no waters here," said the adept, when he
- had made the round of several of the buildings, without perceiving any of
- those indications which he pretended to expect&mdash;"I believe those Scotch
- monksh did find de water too cool for de climate, and alwaysh drank de
- goot comfortable, Rhinewine. But, aha!&mdash;see there!" Accordingly, the
- assistants observed the rod to turn in his fingers, although he pretended
- to hold it very tight.&mdash;"Dere is water here about, sure enough," and,
- turning this way and that way, as the agitation of the divining-rod
- seemed to increase or diminish, he at length advanced into the midst of a
- vacant and roofless enclosure which had been the kitchen of the priory,
- when the rod twisted itself so as to point almost straight downwards.
- "Here is de place," said the adept, "and if you do not find de water
- here, I will give you all leave to call me an impudent knave."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I shall take that license," whispered the Antiquary to Lovel, "whether
- the water is discovered or no."
-</p>
-<p>
- A servant, who had come up with a basket of cold refreshments, was now
- despatched to a neighbouring forester's hut for a mattock and pick-axe.
- The loose stones and rubbish being removed from the spot indicated by the
- German, they soon came to the sides of a regularly-built well; and when a
- few feet of rubbish were cleared out by the assistance of the forester
- and his sons, the water began to rise rapidly, to the delight of the
- philosopher, the astonishment of the ladies, Mr. Blattergowl, and Sir
- Arthur, the surprise of Lovel, and the confusion of the incredulous
- Antiquary. He did not fail, however, to enter his protest in Lovers ear
- against the miracle. "This is a mere trick," he said; "the rascal had
- made himself sure of the existence of this old well, by some means or
- other, before he played off this mystical piece of jugglery. Mark what he
- talks of next. I am much mistaken if this is not intended as a prelude to
- some more serious fraud. See how the rascal assumes consequence, and
- plumes himself upon the credit of his success, and how poor Sir Arthur
- takes in the tide of nonsense which he is delivering to him as principles
- of occult science!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You do see, my goot patron, you do see, my goot ladies, you do see,
- worthy Dr. Bladderhowl, and even Mr. Lofel and Mr. Oldenbuck may see, if
- they do will to see, how art has no enemy at all but ignorance. Look at
- this little slip of hazel nuts&mdash;it is fit for nothing at all but to whip
- de little child"&mdash;("I would choose a cat and nine tails for your
- occasions," whispered Oldbuck apart)&mdash;"and you put it in the hands of a
- philosopher&mdash;paf! it makes de grand discovery. But this is nothing, Sir
- Arthur,&mdash;nothing at all, worthy Dr. Botherhowl&mdash;nothing at all,
- ladies&mdash;nothing at all, young Mr. Lofel and goot Mr. Oldenbuck, to what art can
- do. Ah! if dere was any man that had de spirit and de courage, I would
- show him better things than de well of water&mdash;I would show him"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "And a little money would be necessary also, would it not?" said the
- Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bah! one trifle, not worth talking about, maight be necessaries,"
- answered the adept.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I thought as much," rejoined the Antiquary, drily; "and I, in the
- meanwhile, without any divining-rod, will show you an excellent venison
- pasty, and a bottle of London particular Madeira, and I think that will
- match all that Mr. Dousterswivel's art is like to exhibit."
-</p>
-<p>
- The feast was spread <i>fronde super viridi,</i> as Oldbuck expressed himself,
- under a huge old tree called the Prior's Oak, and the company, sitting
- down around it, did ample honour to the contents of the basket.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0018"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- As when a Gryphon through the wilderness,
- With winged course, o'er hill and moory dale,
- Pursues the Arimaspian, who by stealth
- Had from his wakeful custody purloined
- The guarded gold: So eagerly the Fiend&mdash;
- Paradise Lost.
-</pre>
-<p>
- When their collation was ended, Sir Arthur resumed the account of the
- mysteries of the divining-rod, as a subject on which he had formerly
- conversed with Dousterswivel. "My friend Mr. Oldbuck will now be
- prepared, Mr. Dousterswivel, to listen with more respect to the stories
- you have told us of the late discoveries in Germany by the brethren of
- your association."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah, Sir Arthur, that was not a thing to speak to those gentlemans,
- because it is want of credulity&mdash;what you call faith&mdash;that spoils the
- great enterprise."
-</p>
-<p>
- "At least, however, let my daughter read the narrative she has taken down
- of the story of Martin Waldeck."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah! that was vary true story&mdash;but Miss Wardour, she is so sly and so
- witty, that she has made it just like one romance&mdash;as well as Goethe or
- Wieland could have done it, by mine honest wort."
-</p>
-<p>
- "To say the truth, Mr. Dousterswivel," answered Miss Wardour, "the
- romantic predominated in the legend so much above the probable, that it
- was impossible for a lover of fairyland like me to avoid lending a few
- touches to make it perfect in its kind. But here it is, and if you do not
- incline to leave this shade till the heat of the day has somewhat
- declined, and will have sympathy with my bad composition, perhaps Sir
- Arthur or Mr. Oldbuck will read it to us."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not I," said Sir Arthur; "I was never fond of reading aloud."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor I," said Oldbuck, "for I have forgot my spectacles. But here is
- Lovel, with sharp eyes and a good voice; for Mr. Blattergowl, I know,
- never reads anything, lest he should be suspected of reading his
- sermons."
-</p>
-<p>
- The task was therefore imposed upon Lovel, who received, with some
- trepidation, as Miss Wardour delivered, with a little embarrassment, a
- paper containing the lines traced by that fair hand, the possession of
- which he coveted as the highest blessing the earth could offer to him.
- But there was a necessity of suppressing his emotions; and after glancing
- over the manuscript, as if to become acquainted with the character, he
- collected himself, and read the company the following tale:&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<h3>The Fortunes of Martin Waldeck.</h3
-
-
-<p> The solitudes of the Harz forest in Germany, but especially the
- mountains called Blocksberg, or rather Brockenberg, are the chosen scenes
- for tales of witches, demons, and apparitions.
-
-<p>
- [The outline of this story is taken from the German, though the Author
- is at present unable to say in which of the various collections of the
- popular legends in that language the original is to be found.]
-</p>
-<p>
- The occupation of the inhabitants, who are either miners or foresters, is
- of a kind that renders them peculiarly prone to superstition, and the
- natural phenomena which they witness in pursuit of their solitary or
- subterraneous profession, are often set down by them to the interference
- of goblins or the power of magic. Among the various legends current in
- that wild country, there is a favourite one, which supposes the Harz to
- be haunted by a sort of tutelar demon, in the shape of a wild man, of
- huge stature, his head wreathed with oak leaves, and his middle cinctured
- with the same, bearing in his hand a pine torn up by the roots. It is
- certain that many persons profess to have seen such a form traversing,
- with huge strides, in a line parallel to their own course, the opposite
- ridge of a mountain, when divided from it by a narrow glen; and indeed
- the fact of the apparition is so generally admitted, that modern
- scepticism has only found refuge by ascribing it to optical deception. *
-</p>
-<p>
- *The shadow of the person who sees the phantom, being reflected upon a
- cloud of mist, like the image of the magic lantern upon a white sheet, is
- supposed to have formed the apparition.
-</p>
-<p>
- In elder times, the intercourse of the demon with the inhabitants was
- more familiar, and, according to the traditions of the Harz, he was wont,
- with the caprice usually ascribed to these earth-born powers, to
- interfere with the affairs of mortals, sometimes for their weal,
- sometimes for their wo. But it was observed that even his gifts often
- turned out, in the long run, fatal to those on whom they were bestowed,
- and it was no uncommon thing for the pastors, in their care of their
- flocks, to compose long sermons, the burden whereof was a warning against
- having any intercourse, direct or indirect, with the Harz demon. The
- fortunes of Martin Waldeck have been often quoted by the aged to their
- giddy children, when they were heard to scoff at a danger which appeared
- visionary.
-</p>
-<p>
- A travelling capuchin had possessed himself of the pulpit of the thatched
- church at a little hamlet called <i>Morgenbrodt,</i> lying in the Harz
- district, from which he declaimed against the wickedness of the
- inhabitants, their communication with fiends, witches, and fairies, and,
- in particular, with the woodland goblin of the Harz. The doctrines of
- Luther had already begun to spread among the peasantry (for the incident
- is placed under the reign of Charles V. ), and they laughed to scorn the
- zeal with which the venerable man insisted upon his topic. At length, as
- his vehemence increased with opposition, so their opposition rose in
- proportion to his vehemence. The inhabitants did not like to hear an
- accustomed quiet demon, who had inhabited the Brockenberg for so many
- ages, summarily confounded with Baal-peor, Ashtaroth, and Beelzebub
- himself, and condemned without reprieve to the bottomless Tophet. The
- apprehensions that the spirit might avenge himself on them for listening
- to such an illiberal sentence, added to their national interest in his
- behalf. A travelling friar, they said, that is here to-day and away
- to-morrow, may say what he pleases: but it is we, the ancient and
- constant inhabitants of the country, that are left at the mercy of the
- insulted demon, and must, of course, pay for all. Under the irritation
- occasioned by these reflections, the peasants from injurious language
- betook themselves to stones, and having pebbled the priest pretty
- handsomely, they drove him out of the parish to preach against demons
- elsewhere.
-</p>
-<p>
- Three young men, who had been present and assisting on this occasion were
- upon their return to the hut where they carried on the laborious and mean
- occupation of preparing charcoal for the smelting furnaces. On the way,
- their conversation naturally turned upon the demon of the Harz and the
- doctrine of the capuchin. Max and George Waldeck, the two elder brothers,
- although they allowed the language of the capuchin to have been
- indiscreet and worthy of censure, as presuming to determine upon the
- precise character and abode of the spirit, yet contended it was
- dangerous, in the highest degree, to accept of his gifts, or hold any
- communication with him, He was powerful, they allowed, but wayward and
- capricious, and those who had intercourse with him seldom came to a good
- end. Did he not give the brave knight, Ecbert of Rabenwald, that famous
- black steed, by means of which he vanquished all the champions at the
- great tournament at Bremen? and did not the same steed afterwards
- precipitate itself with its rider into an abyss so steep and fearful,
- that neither horse nor man were ever seen more? Had he not given to Dame
- Gertrude Trodden a curious spell for making butter come? and was she not
- burnt for a witch by the grand criminal judge of the Electorate, because
- she availed herself of his gift? But these, and many other instances
- which they quoted, of mischance and ill-luck ultimately attending on the
- apparent benefits conferred by the Harz spirit, failed to make any
- impression upon Martin Waldeck, the youngest of the brothers.
-</p>
-<p>
- Martin was youthful, rash, and impetuous; excelling in all the exercises
- which distinguish a mountaineer, and brave and undaunted from his
- familiar intercourse with the dangers that attend them. He laughed at the
- timidity of his brothers. "Tell me not of such folly," he said; "the
- demon is a good demon&mdash;he lives among us as if he were a peasant like
- ourselves&mdash;haunts the lonely crags and recesses of the mountains like a
- huntsman or goatherd&mdash;and he who loves the Harz forest and its wild
- scenes cannot be indifferent to the fate of the hardy children of the
- soil. But, if the demon were as malicious as you would make him, how
- should he derive power over mortals, who barely avail themselves of his
- gifts, without binding themselves to submit to his pleasure? When you
- carry your charcoal to the furnace, is not the money as good that is paid
- you by blaspheming Blaize, the old reprobate overseer, as if you got it
- from the pastor himself? It is not the goblins gifts which can endanger
- you, then, but it is the use you shall make of them that you must account
- for. And were the demon to appear to me at this moment, and indicate to
- me a gold or silver mine, I would begin to dig away even before his back
- were turned,&mdash;and I would consider myself as under protection of a much
- Greater than he, while I made a good use of the wealth he pointed out to
- me."
-</p>
-<p>
- To this the elder brother replied, that wealth ill won was seldom well
- spent; while Martin presumptuously declared, that the possession of all
- the treasures of the Harz would not make the slightest alteration on his
- habits, morals, or character.
-</p>
-<p>
- His brother entreated Martin to talk less wildly upon the subject, and
- with some difficulty contrived to withdraw his attention, by calling it
- to the consideration of the approaching boar-chase. This talk brought
- them to their hut, a wretched wigwam, situated upon one side of a wild,
- narrow, and romantic dell, in the recesses of the Brockenberg. They
- released their sister from attending upon the operation of charring the
- wood, which requires constant attention, and divided among themselves the
- duty of watching it by night, according to their custom, one always
- waking, while his brothers slept.
-</p>
-<p>
- Max Waldeck, the eldest, watched during the first two hours of the night,
- and was considerably alarmed by observing, upon the opposite bank of the
- glen, or valley, a huge fire surrounded by some figures that appeared to
- wheel around it with antic gestures. Max at first bethought him of
- calling up his brothers; but recollecting the daring character of the
- youngest, and finding it impossible to wake the elder without also
- disturbing Martin&mdash;conceiving also what he saw to be an illusion of the
- demon, sent perhaps in consequence of the venturous expressions used by
- Martin on the preceding evening, he thought it best to betake himself to
- the safeguard of such prayers as he could murmur over, and to watch in
- great terror and annoyance this strange and alarming apparition. After
- blazing for some time, the fire faded gradually away into darkness, and
- the rest of Max's watch was only disturbed by the remembrance of its
- terrors.
-</p>
-<p>
- George now occupied the place of Max, who had retired to rest. The
- phenomenon of a huge blazing fire, upon the opposite bank of the glen,
- again presented itself to the eye of the watchman. It was surrounded as
- before by figures, which, distinguished by their opaque forms, being
- between the spectator and the red glaring light, moved and fluctuated
- around it as if engaged in some mystical ceremony. George, though equally
- cautious, was of a bolder character than his elder brother. He resolved
- to examine more nearly the object of his wonder; and, accordingly after
- crossing the rivulet which divided the glen, he climbed up the opposite
- bank, and approached within an arrow's flight of the fire, which blazed
- apparently with the same fury as when he first witnessed it.
-</p>
-<p>
- The appearance, of the assistants who surrounded it resembled those
- phantoms which are seen in a troubled dream, and at once confirmed the
- idea he had entertained from the first, that they did not belong to the
- human world. Amongst these strange unearthly forms, George Waldeck
- distinguished that of a giant overgrown with hair, holding an uprooted
- fir in his hand, with which, from time to time, he seemed to stir the
- blazing fire, and having no other clothing than a wreath of oak leaves
- around his forehead and loins. George's heart sunk within him at
- recognising the well-known apparition of the Harz demon, as he had been
- often described to him by the ancient shepherds and huntsmen who had seen
- his form traversing the mountains. He turned, and was about to fly; but
- upon second thoughts, blaming his own cowardice, he recited mentally the
- verse of the Psalmist, "All good angels, praise the Lord!" which is in
- that country supposed powerful as an exorcism, and turned himself once
- more towards the place where he had seen the fire. But it was no longer
- visible.
-</p>
-<p>
- The pale moon alone enlightened the side of the valley; and when George,
- with trembling steps, a moist brow, and hair bristling upright under his
- collier's cap, came to the spot on which the fire had been so lately
- visible, marked as it was by a scathed oak-tree, there appeared not on
- the heath the slightest vestiges of what he had seen. The moss and wild
- flowers were unscorched, and the branches of the oak-tree, which had so
- lately appeared enveloped in wreaths of flame and smoke, were moist with
- the dews of midnight.
-</p>
-<p>
- George returned to his hut with trembling steps, and, arguing like his
- elder brother, resolved to say nothing of what he had seen, lest he
- should awake in Martin that daring curiosity which he almost deemed to be
- allied with impiety.
-</p>
-<p>
- It was now Martin's turn to watch. The household cock had given his first
- summons, and the night was well-nigh spent. Upon examining the state of
- the furnace in which the wood was deposited in order to its being <i>coked</i>
- or <i>charred,</i> he was surprised to find that the fire had not been
- sufficiently maintained; for in his excursion and its consequences,
- George had forgot the principal object of his watch. Martin's first
- thought was to call up the slumberers; but observing that both his
- brothers slept unwontedly deep and heavily, he respected their repose,
- and set himself to supply the furnace with fuel without requiring their
- aid. What he heaped upon it was apparently damp and unfit for the
- purpose, for the fire seemed rather to decay than revive. Martin next
- went to collect some boughs from a stack which had been carefully cut and
- dried for this purpose; but, when he returned, he found the fire totally
- extinguished. This was a serious evil, and threatened them with loss of
- their trade for more than one day. The vexed and mortified watchman set
- about to strike a light in order to rekindle the fire but the tinder was
- moist, and his labour proved in this respect also ineffectual. He was now
- about to call up his brothers, for circumstances seemed to be pressing,
- when flashes of light glimmered not only through the window, but through
- every crevice of the rudely built hut, and summoned him to behold the
- same apparition which had before alarmed the successive watches of his
- brethren. His first idea was, that the Muhllerhaussers, their rivals in
- trade, and with whom they had had many quarrels, might have encroached
- upon their bounds for the purpose of pirating their wood; and he resolved
- to awake his brothers, and be revenged on them for their audacity. But a
- short reflection and observation on the gestures and manner of those who
- seemed to "work in the fire," induced him to dismiss this belief, and
- although rather sceptical in such matters, to conclude that what he saw
- was a supernatural phenomenon. "But be they men or fiends," said the
- undaunted forester, "that busy themselves yonder with such fantastical
- rites and gestures, I will go and demand a light to rekindle our
- furnace." He, relinquished at the same time the idea of awaking his
- brethren. There was a belief that such adventures as he was about to
- undertake were accessible only to one person at a time; he feared also
- that his brothers, in their scrupulous timidity, might interfere to
- prevent his pursuing the investigation he had resolved to commence; and,
- therefore, snatching his boar-spear from the wall, the undaunted Martin
- Waldeck set forth on the adventure alone.
-</p>
-<p>
- With the same success as his brother George, but with courage far
- superior, Martin crossed the brook, ascended the hill, and approached so
- near the ghostly assembly, that he could recognise, in the presiding
- figure, the attributes of the Harz demon. A cold shuddering assailed him
- for the first time in his life; but the recollection that he had at a
- distance dared and even courted the intercourse which was now about to
- take place, confirmed his staggering courage; and pride supplying what he
- wanted in resolution, he advanced with tolerable firmness towards the
- fire, the figures which surrounded it appearing still more wild,
- fantastical, and supernatural, the more near he approached to the
- assembly. He was received with a loud shout of discordant and unnatural
- laughter, which, to his stunned ears, seemed more alarming than a
- combination of the most dismal and melancholy sounds that could be
- imagined. "Who art thou?" said the giant, compressing his savage and
- exaggerated features into a sort of forced gravity, while they were
- occasionally agitated by the convulsion of the laughter which he seemed
- to suppress.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Martin Waldeck, the forester," answered the hardy youth;&mdash;"and who are
- you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The King of the Waste and of the Mine," answered the spectre;&mdash;"and why
- hast thou dared to encroach on my mysteries?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I came in search of light to rekindle my fire," answered Martin,
- hardily, and then resolutely asked in his turn, "What mysteries are those
- that you celebrate here?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "We celebrate," answered the complaisant demon, "the wedding of Hermes
- with the Black Dragon&mdash;But take thy fire that thou camest to seek, and
- begone! no mortal may look upon us and live."
-</p>
-<p>
- The peasant struck his spear-point into a large piece of blazing wood,
- which he heaved up with some difficulty, and then turned round to regain
- his hut, the shouts of laughter being renewed behind him with treble
- violence, and ringing far down the narrow valley. When Martin returned to
- the hut, his first care, however much astonished with what he had seen,
- was to dispose the kindled coal among the fuel so as might best light the
- fire of his furnace; but after many efforts, and all exertions of bellows
- and fire-prong, the coal he had brought from the demon's fire became
- totally extinct without kindling any of the others. He turned about, and
- observed the fire still blazing on the hill, although those who had been
- busied around it had disappeared. As he conceived the spectre had been
- jesting with him, he gave way to the natural hardihood of his temper,
- and, determining to see the adventure to an end, resumed the road to the
- fire, from which, unopposed by the demon, he brought off in the same
- manner a blazing piece of charcoal, but still without being able to
- succeed in lighting his fire. Impunity having increased his rashness, he
- resolved upon a third experiment, and was as successful as before in
- reaching the fire; but when he had again appropriated a piece of burning
- coal, and had turned to depart, he heard the harsh and supernatural voice
- which had before accosted him, pronounce these words, "Dare not return
- hither a fourth time!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The attempt to kindle the fire with this last coal having proved as
- ineffectual as on the former occasions, Martin relinquished the hopeless
- attempt, and flung himself on his bed of leaves, resolving to delay till
- the next morning the communication of his supernatural adventure to his
- brothers. He was awakened from a heavy sleep into which he had sunk, from
- fatigue of body and agitation of mind, by loud exclamations of surprise
- and joy. His brothers, astonished at finding the fire extinguished when
- they awoke, had proceeded to arrange the fuel in order to renew it, when
- they found in the ashes three huge metallic masses, which their skill
- (for most of the peasants in the Harz are practical mineralogists)
- immediately ascertained to be pure gold.
-</p>
-<p>
- It was some damp upon their joyful congratulations when they learned from
- Martin the mode in which he had obtained this treasure, to which their
- own experience of the nocturnal vision induced them to give full credit.
- But they were unable to resist the temptation of sharing in their
- brother's wealth. Taking now upon him as head of the house, Martin
- Waldeck bought lands and forests, built a castle, obtained a patent of
- nobility, and, greatly to the indignation of the ancient aristocracy of
- the neighbourhood, was invested with all the privileges of a man of
- family. His courage in public war, as well as in private feuds, together
- with the number of retainers whom he kept in pay, sustained him for some
- time against the odium which was excited by his sudden elevation, and the
- arrogance of his pretensions.
-</p>
-<p>
- And now it was seen in the instance of Martin Waldeck, as it has been in
- that of many others, how little mortals can foresee the effect of sudden
- prosperity on their own disposition. The evil propensities in his nature,
- which poverty had checked and repressed, ripened and bore their
- unhallowed fruit under the influence of temptation and the means of
- indulgence. As Deep calls unto Deep, one bad passion awakened another the
- fiend of avarice invoked that of pride, and pride was to be supported by
- cruelty and oppression. Waldeck's character, always bold and daring but
- rendered harsh and assuming by prosperity, soon made him odious, not to
- the nobles only, but likewise to the lower ranks, who saw, with double
- dislike, the oppressive rights of the feudal nobility of the empire so
- remorselessly exercised by one who had risen from the very dregs of the
- people. His adventure, although carefully concealed, began likewise to be
- whispered abroad, and the clergy already stigmatized as a wizard and
- accomplice of fiends, the wretch, who, having acquired so huge a treasure
- in so strange a manner, had not sought to sanctify it by dedicating a
- considerable portion to the use of the church. Surrounded by enemies,
- public and private, tormented by a thousand feuds, and threatened by the
- church with excommunication, Martin Waldeck, or, as we must now call him,
- the Baron von Waldeck, often regretted bitterly the labours and sports of
- his unenvied poverty. But his courage failed him not under all these
- difficulties, and seemed rather to augment in proportion to the danger
- which darkened around him, until an accident precipitated his fall.
-</p>
-<p>
- A proclamation by the reigning Duke of Brunswick had invited to a solemn
- tournament all German nobles of free and honourable descent; and Martin
- Waldeck, splendidly armed, accompanied by his two brothers, and a
- gallantly-equipped retinue, had the arrogance to appear among the
- chivalry of the province, and demand permission to enter the lists. This
- was considered as filling up the measure of his presumption. A thousand
- voices exclaimed, "We will have no cinder-sifter mingle in our games of
- chivalry." Irritated to frenzy, Martin drew his sword and hewed down the
- herald, who, in compliance with the general outcry, opposed his entry
- into the lists. An hundred swords were unsheathed to avenge what was in
- those days regarded as a crime only inferior to sacrilege or regicide.
- Waldeck, after defending himself like a lion, was seized, tried on the
- spot by the judges of the lists, and condemned, as the appropriate
- punishment for breaking the peace of his sovereign, and violating the
- sacred person of a herald-at-arms, to have his right hand struck from his
- body, to be ignominiously deprived of the honour of nobility, of which he
- was unworthy, and to be expelled from the city. When he had been stripped
- of his arms, and sustained the mutilation imposed by this severe
- sentence, the unhappy victim of ambition was abandoned to the rabble, who
- followed him with threats and outcries levelled alternately against the
- necromancer and oppressor, which at length ended in violence. His
- brothers (for his retinue were fled and dispersed) at length succeeded in
- rescuing him from the hands of the populace, when, satiated with cruelty,
- they had left him half dead through loss of blood, and through the
- outrages he had sustained. They were not permitted, such was the
- ingenious cruelty of their enemies, to make use of any other means of
- removing him, excepting such a collier's cart as they had themselves
- formerly used, in which they deposited their brother on a truss of straw,
- scarcely expecting to reach any place of shelter ere death should release
- him from his misery.
-</p>
-<p>
- When the Waldecks, journeying in this miserable manner, had approached
- the verge of their native country, in a hollow way, between two
- mountains, they perceived a figure advancing towards them, which at first
- sight seemed to be an aged man. But as he approached, his limbs and
- stature increased, the cloak fell from his shoulders, his pilgrim's staff
- was changed into an uprooted pine-tree, and the gigantic figure of the
- Harz demon passed before them in his terrors. When he came opposite to
- the cart which contained the miserable Waldeck, his huge features dilated
- into a grin of unutterable contempt and malignity, as he asked the
- sufferer, "How like you the fire my coals have kindled?" The power of
- motion, which terror suspended in his two brothers, seemed to be restored
- to Martin by the energy of his courage. He raised himself on the cart,
- bent his brows, and, clenching his fist, shook it at the spectre with a
- ghastly look of hate and defiance. The goblin vanished with his usual
- tremendous and explosive laugh, and left Waldeck exhausted with this
- effort of expiring nature.
-</p>
-<p>
- The terrified brethren turned their vehicle toward the towers of a
- convent, which arose in a wood of pine-trees beside the road. They were
- charitably received by a bare-footed and long-bearded capuchin, and
- Martin survived only to complete the first confession he had made since
- the day of his sudden prosperity, and to receive absolution from the very
- priest whom, precisely on that day three years, he had assisted to pelt
- out of the hamlet of Morgenbrodt. The three years of precarious
- prosperity were supposed to have a mysterious correspondence with the
- number of his visits to the spectral fire upon the bill.
-</p>
-<p>
- The body of Martin Waldeck was interred in the convent where he expired,
- in which his brothers, having assumed the habit of the order, lived and
- died in the performance of acts of charity and devotion. His lands, to
- which no one asserted any claim, lay waste until they were reassumed by
- the emperor as a lapsed fief, and the ruins of the castle, which Waldeck
- had called by his own name, are still shunned by the miner and forester
- as haunted by evil spirits. Thus were the miseries attendant upon wealth,
- hastily attained and ill employed, exemplified in the fortunes of Martin
- Waldeck.
-</p>
-
-
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER NINETEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Here has been such a stormy encounter
- Betwixt my cousin Captain, and this soldier,
- About I know not what!&mdash;nothing, indeed;
- Competitions, degrees, and comparatives
- Of soldiership!&mdash;
- A Faire Qurrell.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The attentive audience gave the fair transcriber of the foregoing legend
- the thanks which politeness required. Oldbuck alone curled up his nose,
- and observed, that Miss Wardour's skill was something like that of the
- alchemists, for she had contrived to extract a sound and valuable moral
- out of a very trumpery and ridiculous legend. "It is the fashion, as I am
- given to understand, to admire those extravagant fictions&mdash;for me,
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;I bear an English heart,
- Unused at ghosts and rattling bones to start."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Under your favour, my goot Mr. Oldenbuck," said the German, "Miss
- Wardour has turned de story, as she does every thing as she touches, very
- pretty indeed; but all the history of de Harz goblin, and how he walks
- among de desolate mountains wid a great fir-tree for his walking cane,
- and wid de great green bush around his head and his waist&mdash;that is as
- true as I am an honest man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There is no disputing any proposition so well guaranteed," answered the
- Antiquary, drily. But at this moment the approach of a stranger cut short
- the conversation.
-</p>
-<p>
- The new comer was a handsome young man, about five-and-twenty, in a
- military undress, and bearing, in his look and manner, a good deal of
- the martial profession&mdash;nay, perhaps a little more than is quite
- consistent with the ease of a man of perfect good-breeding, in whom no
- professional habit ought to predominate. He was at once greeted by the
- greater part of the company. "My dear Hector!" said Miss M'Intyre, as she
- rose to take his hand&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hector, son of Priam, whence comest thou?" said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "From Fife, my liege," answered the young soldier, and continued, when he
- had politely saluted the rest of the company, and particularly Sir Arthur
- and his daughter&mdash;"I learned from one of the servants, as I rode towards
- Monkbarns to pay my respects to you, that I should find the present
- company in this place, and I willingly embrace the opportunity to pay my
- respects to so many of my friends at once."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And to a new one also, my trusty Trojan," said Oldbuck. "Mr. Lovel, this
- is my nephew, Captain M'Intyre&mdash;Hector, I recommend Mr. Lovel to your
- acquaintance."
-</p>
-<p>
- The young soldier fixed his keen eye upon Lovel, and paid his compliment
- with more reserve than cordiality and as our acquaintance thought his
- coldness almost supercilious, he was equally frigid and haughty in making
- the necessary return to it; and thus a prejudice seemed to arise between
- them at the very commencement of their acquaintance.
-</p>
-<p>
- The observations which Lovel made during the remainder of this pleasure
- party did not tend to reconcile him with this addition to their society.
- Captain M'Intyre, with the gallantry to be expected from his age and
- profession, attached himself to the service of Miss Wardour, and offered
- her, on every possible opportunity, those marks of attention which Lovel
- would have given the world to have rendered, and was only deterred from
- offering by the fear of her displeasure. With forlorn dejection at one
- moment, and with irritated susceptibility at another, he saw this
- handsome young soldier assume and exercise all the privileges of a
- <i>cavaliere servente.</i> He handed Miss Wardour's gloves, he assisted her in
- putting on her shawl, he attached himself to her in the walks, had a hand
- ready to remove every impediment in her path, and an arm to support her
- where it was rugged or difficult; his conversation was addressed chiefly
- to her, and, where circumstances permitted, it was exclusively so. All
- this, Lovel well knew, might be only that sort of egotistical gallantry
- which induces some young men of the present day to give themselves the
- air of engrossing the attention of the prettiest women in company, as if
- the others were unworthy of their notice. But he thought he observed in
- the conduct of Captain M'Intyre something of marked and peculiar
- tenderness, which was calculated to alarm the jealousy of a lover. Miss
- Wardour also received his attentions; and although his candour allowed
- they were of a kind which could not be repelled without some strain of
- affectation, yet it galled him to the heart to witness that she did so.
-</p>
-<p>
- The heart-burning which these reflections occasioned proved very
- indifferent seasoning to the dry antiquarian discussions with which
- Oldbuck, who continued to demand his particular attention, was
- unremittingly persecuting him; and he underwent, with fits of impatience
- that amounted almost to loathing, a course of lectures upon monastic
- architecture, in all its styles, from the massive Saxon to the florid
- Gothic, and from that to the mixed and composite architecture of James
- the First's time, when, according to Oldbuck, all orders were confounded,
- and columns of various descriptions arose side by side, or were piled
- above each other, as if symmetry had been forgotten, and the elemental
- principles of art resolved into their primitive confusion. "What can be
- more cutting to the heart than the sight of evils," said Oldbuck, in
- rapturous enthusiasm, "which we are compelled to behold, while we do not
- possess the power of remedying them?" Lovel answered by an involulatary
- groan. "I see, my dear young friend, and most congenial spirit, that you
- feel these enormities almost as much as I do. Have you ever approached
- them, or met them, without longing to tear, to deface, what is so
- dishonourable?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dishonourable!" echoed Lovel&mdash;"in what respect dishonourable?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I mean, disgraceful to the arts."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Where? how?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon the portico, for example, of the schools of Oxford, where, at
- immense expense, the barbarous, fantastic, and ignorant architect has
- chosen to represent the whole five orders of architecture on the front of
- one building."
-</p>
-<p>
- By such attacks as these, Oldbuck, unconscious of the torture he was
- giving, compelled Lovel to give him a share of his attention,&mdash;as a
- skilful angler, by means of his line, maintains an influence over the
- most frantic movements of his agonized prey.
-</p>
-<p>
- They were now on their return to the spot where they had left the
- carriages; and it is inconceivable how often, in the course of that short
- walk, Lovel, exhausted by the unceasing prosing of his worthy companion,
- mentally bestowed on the devil, or any one else that would have rid him
- of hearing more of them, all the orders and disorders of architecture
- which had been invented or combined from the building of Solomon's temple
- downwards. A slight incident occurred, however, which sprinkled a little
- patience on the heat of his distemperature.
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour, and her self-elected knight companion, rather preceded the
- others in the narrow path, when the young lady apparently became desirous
- to unite herself with the rest of the party, and, to break off her
- <i>tete-a-tete</i> with the young officer, fairly made a pause until Mr.
- Oldbuck came up. "I wished to ask you a question, Mr. Oldbuck, concerning
- the date of these interesting ruins."
-</p>
-<p>
- It would be doing injustice to Miss Wardour's <i>savoir faire,</i> to suppose
- she was not aware that such a question would lead to an answer of no
- limited length. The Antiquary, starting like a war-horse at the trumpet
- sound, plunged at once into the various arguments for and against the
- date of 1273, which had been assigned to the priory of St. Ruth by a late
- publication on Scottish architectural antiquities. He raked up the names
- of all the priors who had ruled the institution, of the nobles who had
- bestowed lands upon it, and of the monarchs who had slept their last
- sleep among its roofless courts. As a train which takes fire is sure to
- light another, if there be such in the vicinity, the Baronet, catching at
- the name of one of his ancestors which occurred in Oldbuck's
- disquisition, entered upon an account of his wars, his conquests, and his
- trophies; and worthy Dr. Blattergowl was induced, from the mention of a
- grant of lands, <i>cum decimis inclusis tam vicariis quam garbalibus, et
- nunquan antea separatis,</i> to enter into a long explanation concerning the
- interpretation given by the Teind Court in the consideration of such a
- clause, which had occurred in a process for localling his last
- augmentation of stipend. The orators, like three racers, each pressed
- forward to the goal, without much regarding how each crossed and jostled
- his competitors. Mr. Oldbuck harangued, the Baronet declaimed, Mr.
- Blattergowl prosed and laid down the law, while the Latin forms of feudal
- grants were mingled with the jargon of blazonry, and the yet more
- barbarous phraseology of the Teind Court of Scotland. "He was," exclaimed
- Oldbuck, speaking of the Prior Adhemar, "indeed an exemplary prelate;
- and, from his strictness of morals, rigid execution of penance, joined to
- the charitable disposition of his mind, and the infirmities endured by
- his great age and ascetic habits"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Here he chanced to cough, and Sir Arthur burst in, or rather
- continued&mdash;"was called popularly Hell-in-Harness; he carried a shield, gules with
- a sable fess, which we have since disused, and was slain at the battle of
- Vernoil, in France, after killing six of the English with his own"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Decreet of certification," proceeded the clergyman, in that prolonged,
- steady, prosing tone, which, however overpowered at first by the
- vehemence of competition, promised, in the long run, to obtain the
- ascendancy in this strife of narrators;&mdash;"Decreet of certification having
- gone out, and parties being held as confessed, the proof seemed to be
- held as concluded, when their lawyer moved to have it opened up, on the
- allegation that they had witnesses to bring forward, that they had been
- in the habit of carrying the ewes to lamb on the teind-free land; which
- was a mere evasion, for"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- But here the Baronet and Mr. Oldbuck having recovered their wind, and
- continued their respective harangues, the three <i>strands</i> of the
- conversation, to speak the language of a rope-work, were again twined
- together into one undistinguishable string of confusion.
-</p>
-<p>
- Yet, howsoever uninteresting this piebald jargon might seem, it was
- obviously Miss Wardour's purpose to give it her attention, in preference
- to yielding Captain M'Intyre an opportunity of renewing their private
- conversation. So that, after waiting for a little time with displeasure,
- ill concealed by his haughty features, he left her to enjoy her bad
- taste, and taking his sister by the arm, detained her a little behind the
- rest of the party.
-</p>
-<p>
- "So I find, Mary, that your neighbour has neither become more lively nor
- less learned during my absence."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We lacked your patience and wisdom to instruct us, Hector."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Thank you, my dear sister. But you have got a wiser, if not so lively an
- addition to your society, than your unworthy brother&mdash;Pray, who is this
- Mr. Lovel, whom our old uncle has at once placed so high in his good
- graces?&mdash;he does not use to be so accessible to strangers."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Lovel, Hector, is a very gentleman-like young man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay,&mdash;that is to say, he bows when he comes into a room, and wears a coat
- that is whole at the elbows."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, brother; it says a great deal more. It says that his manners and
- discourse express the feelings and education of the higher class."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I desire to know what is his birth and his rank in society, and what
- is his title to be in the circle in which I find him domesticated?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you mean, how he comes to visit at Monkbarns, you must ask my uncle,
- who will probably reply, that he invites to his own house such company as
- he pleases; and if you mean to ask Sir Arthur, you must know that Mr.
- Lovel rendered Miss Wardour and him a service of the most important
- kind."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What! that romantic story is true, then?&mdash;And pray, does the valorous
- knight aspire, as is befitting on such occasions, to the hand of the
- young lady whom he redeemed from peril? It is quite in the rule of
- romance, I am aware; and I did think that she was uncommonly dry to me as
- we walked together, and seemed from time to time as if she watched
- whether she was not giving offence to her gallant cavalier."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear Hector," said his sister, "if you really continue to nourish any
- affection for Miss Wardour"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "If, Mary?&mdash;what an <i>if</i> was there!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "&mdash;I own I consider your perseverance as hopeless."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And why hopeless, my sage sister?" asked Captain M'Intyre: "Miss
- Wardour, in the state of her father's affairs, cannot pretend to much
- fortune;&mdash;and, as to family, I trust that of Mlntyre is not inferior."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, Hector," continued his sister, "Sir Arthur always considers us as
- members of the Monkbarns family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir Arthur may consider what he pleases," answered the Highlander
- scornfully; "but any one with common sense will consider that the wife
- takes rank from the husband, and that my father's pedigree of fifteen
- unblemished descents must have ennobled my mother, if her veins had been
- filled with printer's ink."
-</p>
-<p>
- "For God's sake, Hector," replied his anxious sister, "take care of
- yourself! a single expression of that kind, repeated to my uncle by an
- indiscreet or interested eavesdropper, would lose you his favour for
- ever, and destroy all chance of your succeeding to his estate."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Be it so," answered the heedless young man; "I am one of a profession
- which the world has never been able to do without, and will far less
- endure to want for half a century to come; and my good old uncle may tack
- his good estate and his plebeian name to your apron-string if he pleases,
- Mary, and you may wed this new favourite of his if you please, and you
- may both of you live quiet, peaceable, well-regulated lives, if it
- pleases Heaven. My part is taken&mdash;I'll fawn on no man for an inheritance
- which should be mine by birth."
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss M'Intyre laid her hand on her brother's arm, and entreated him to
- suppress his vehemence. "Who," she said, "injures or seeks to injure you,
- but your own hasty temper?&mdash;what dangers are you defying, but those you
- have yourself conjured up?&mdash;Our uncle has hitherto been all that is kind
- and paternal in his conduct to us, and why should you suppose he will in
- future be otherwise than what he has ever been, since we were left as
- orphans to his care?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He is an excellent old gentleman, I must own," replied M'Intyre, "and I
- am enraged at myself when I chance to offend him; but then his eternal
- harangues upon topics not worth the spark of a flint&mdash;his investigations
- about invalided pots and pans and tobacco-stoppers past service&mdash;all
- these things put me out of patience. I have something of Hotspur in me,
- sister, I must confess."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Too much, too much, my dear brother! Into how many risks, and, forgive
- me for saying, some of them little creditable, has this absolute and
- violent temper led you! Do not let such clouds darken the time you are
- now to pass in our neighbourhood, but let our old benefactor see his
- kinsman as he is&mdash;generous, kind, and lively, without being rude,
- headstrong, and impetuous."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well," answered Captain M'Intyre, "I am schooled&mdash;good-manners be my
- speed! I'll do the civil thing by your new friend&mdash;I'll have some talk
- with this Mr. Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- With this determination, in which he was for the time perfectly sincere,
- he joined the party who were walking before them. The treble disquisition
- was by this time ended; and Sir Arthur was speaking on the subject of
- foreign news, and the political and military situation of the country,
- themes upon which every man thinks himself qualified to give an opinion.
- An action of the preceding year having come upon the <i>tapis,</i> Lovel,
- accidentally mingling in the conversation, made some assertion concerning
- it, of the accuracy of which Captain M'Intyre seemed not to be convinced,
- although his doubts were politely expressed.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You must confess yourself in the wrong here, Hector," said his uncle,
- "although I know no man less willing to give up an argument; but you were
- in England at the time, and Mr. Lovel was probably concerned in the
- affair."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am speaking to a military man, then?" said M'Intyre; "may I inquire to
- what regiment Mr. Lovel belongs?"&mdash;Mr. Lovel gave him the number of the
- regiment. "It happens strangely that we should never have met before, Mr.
- Lovel. I know your regiment very well, and have served along with them at
- different times."
-</p>
-<p>
- A blush crossed Lovel's countenance. "I have not lately been with my
- regiment," he replied; "I served the last campaign upon the staff of
- General Sir&mdash;&mdash;."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed! that is more wonderful than the other circumstance!&mdash;for
- although I did not serve with General Sir&mdash;&mdash;, yet I had an opportunity
- of knowing the names of the officers who held situations in his family,
- and I cannot recollect that of Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- At this observation Lovel again blushed so deeply as to attract the
- attention of the whole company, while, a scornful laugh seemed to
- indicate Captain M'Intyre's triumph. "There is something strange in
- this," said Oldbuck to himself; "but I will not readily give up my
- phoenix of post-chaise companions&mdash;all his actions, language, and
- bearing, are those of a gentleman."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel in the meanwhile had taken out his pocket-book, and selecting a
- letter, from which he took off the envelope, he handed it to Mlntyre.
- "You know the General's hand, in all probability&mdash;I own I ought not to
- show these exaggerated expressions of his regard and esteem for me." The
- letter contained a very handsome compliment from the officer in question
- for some military service lately performed. Captain M'Intyre, as he
- glanced his eye over it, could not deny that it was written in the
- General's hand, but drily observed, as he returned it, that the address
- was wanting. "The address, Captain M'Intyre," answered Lovel, in the same
- tone, "shall be at your service whenever you choose to inquire after it!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I certainly shall not fail to do so," rejoined the soldier.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Come, come," exclaimed Oldbuck, "what is the meaning of all this? Have
- we got Hiren here?&mdash;We'll have no swaggering youngsters. Are you come
- from the wars abroad, to stir up domestic strife in our peaceful land?
- Are you like bull-dog puppies, forsooth, that when the bull, poor fellow,
- is removed from the ring, fall to brawl among themselves, worry each
- other, and bite honest folk's shins that are standing by?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur trusted, he said, the young gentlemen would not so far forget
- themselves as to grow warm upon such a trifling subject as the back of a
- letter.
-</p>
-<p>
- Both the disputants disclaimed any such intention, and, with high colour
- and flashing eyes, protested they were never so cool in their lives. But
- an obvious damp was cast over the party;&mdash;they talked in future too much
- by the rule to be sociable, and Lovel, conceiving himself the object of
- cold and suspicious looks from the rest of the company, and sensible that
- his indirect replies had given them permission to entertain strange
- opinions respecting him, made a gallant determination to sacrifice the
- pleasure he had proposed in spending the day at Knockwinnock.
-</p>
-<p>
- He affected, therefore, to complain of a violent headache, occasioned by
- the heat of the day, to which he had not been exposed since his illness,
- and made a formal apology to Sir Arthur, who, listening more to recent
- suspicion than to the gratitude due for former services, did not press
- him to keep his engagement more than good-breeding exactly demanded.
-</p>
-<p>
- When Lovel took leave of the ladies, Miss Wardour's manner seemed more
- anxious than he had hitherto remarked it. She indicated by a glance of
- her eye towards Captain M'Intyre, perceptible only by Lovel, the subject
- of her alarm, and hoped, in a voice greatly under her usual tone, it was
- not a less pleasant engagement which deprived them of the pleasure of Mr.
- Lovel's company. "No engagement had intervened," he assured her; "it was
- only the return of a complaint by which he had been for some time
- occasionally attacked."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The best remedy in such a case is prudence, and I&mdash;every friend of Mr.
- Lovel's will expect him to employ it."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel bowed low and coloured deeply, and Miss Wardour, as if she felt
- that she had said too much, turned and got into the carriage. Lovel had
- next to part with Oldbuck, who, during this interval, had, with Caxon's
- assistance, been arranging his disordered periwig, and brushing his coat,
- which exhibited some marks of the rude path they had traversed. "What,
- man!" said Oldbuck, "you are not going to leave us on account of that
- foolish Hector's indiscreet curiosity and vehemence? Why, he is a
- thoughtless boy&mdash;a spoiled child from the time he was in the nurse's
- arms&mdash;he threw his coral and bells at my head for refusing him a bit of
- sugar; and you have too much sense to mind such a shrewish boy: <i>aequam
- servare mentem</i> is the motto of our friend Horace. I'll school Hector by
- and by, and put it all to rights." But Lovel persisted in his design of
- returning to Fairport.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary then assumed a graver tone.&mdash;"Take heed, young man, to your
- present feelings. Your life has been given you for useful and valuable
- purposes, and should be reserved to illustrate the literature of your
- country, when you are not called upon to expose it in her defence, or in
- the rescue of the innocent. Private war, a practice unknown to the
- civilised ancients, is, of all the absurdities introduced by the Gothic
- tribes, the most gross, impious, and cruel. Let me hear no more of these
- absurd quarrels, and I will show you the treatise upon the duello, which
- I composed when the town-clerk and provost Mucklewhame chose to assume
- the privileges of gentlemen, and challenged each other. I thought of
- printing my Essay, which is signed <i>Pacificator;</i> but there was no need,
- as the matter was taken up by the town-council of the borough."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I assure you, my dear sir, there is nothing between Captain M'Intyre
- and me that can render such respectable interference necessary."
-</p>
-<p>
- "See it be so; for otherwise, I will stand second to both parties."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, the old gentleman got into the chaise, close to which Miss
- M'Intyre had detained her brother, upon the same principle that the owner
- of a quarrelsome dog keeps him by his side to prevent his fastening upon
- another. But Hector contrived to give her precaution the slip, for, as he
- was on horseback, he lingered behind the carriages until they had fairly
- turned the corner in the road to Knockwinnock, and then, wheeling his
- horse's head round, gave him the spur in the opposite direction.
-</p>
-<p>
- A very few minutes brought him up with Lovel, who, perhaps anticipating
- his intention, had not put his horse beyond a slow walk, when the clatter
- of hoofs behind him announced Captain Mlntyre. The young soldier, his
- natural heat of temper exasperated by the rapidity of motion, reined his
- horse up suddenly and violently by Lovel's side, and touching his hat
- slightly, inquired, in a very haughty tone of voice, "What am I to
- understand, sir, by your telling me that your address was at my service?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Simply, sir," replied Lovel, "that my name is Lovel, and that my
- residence is, for the present, Fairport, as you will see by this card."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And is this all the information you are disposed to give me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I see no right you have to require more."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I find you, sir, in company with my sister," said the young soldier,
- "and I have a right to know who is admitted into Miss M'Intyre's
- society."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I shall take the liberty of disputing that right," replied Lovel, with a
- manner as haughty as that of the young soldier;&mdash;"you find me in society
- who are satisfied with the degree of information on my affairs which I
- have thought proper to communicate, and you, a mere stranger, have no
- right to inquire further."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Lovel, if you served as you say you have"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "If!" interrupted Lovel,&mdash;"<i>if</i> I have served as <i>I say</i> I have?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, sir, such is my expression&mdash;<i>if</i> you have so served, you must know
- that you owe me satisfaction either in one way or other."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If that be your opinion, I shall be proud to give it to you, Captain
- M'Intyre, in the way in which the word is generally used among
- gentlemen."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very well, sir," rejoined Hector, and, turning his horse round, galloped
- off to overtake his party.
-</p>
-<p>
- His absence had already alarmed them, and his sister, having stopped the
- carriage, had her neck stretched out of the window to see where he was.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is the matter with you now?" said the Antiquary, "riding to and fro
- as your neck were upon the wager&mdash;why do you not keep up with the
- carriage?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I forgot my glove, sir," said Hector.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Forgot your glove!&mdash;I presume you meant to say you went to throw it
- down&mdash;But I will take order with you, my young gentleman&mdash;you shall
- return with me this night to Monkbarns." So saying, he bid the postilion
- go on.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTIETH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;If you fail Honour here,
- Never presume to serve her any more;
- Bid farewell to the integrity of armes;
- And the honourable name of soldier
- Fall from you, like a shivered wreath of laurel
- By thunder struck from a desertlesse forehead.
- A Faire Quarrell.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Early the next morning, a gentleman came to wait upon Mr. Lovel, who was
- up and ready to receive him. He was a military gentleman, a friend of
- Captain M'Intyre's, at present in Fairport on the recruiting service.
- Lovel and he were slightly known to each other. "I presume, sir," said
- Mr. Lesley (such was the name of the visitor), "that you guess the
- occasion of my troubling you so early?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "A message from Captain M'Intyre, I presume?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The same. He holds himself injured by the manner in which you declined
- yesterday to answer certain inquiries which he conceived himself entitled
- to make respecting a gentleman whom he found in intimate society with his
- family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "May I ask, if you, Mr. Lesley, would have inclined to satisfy
- interrogatories so haughtily and unceremoniously put to you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Perhaps not;&mdash;and therefore, as I know the warmth of my friend M'Intyre
- on such occasions, I feel very desirous of acting as peacemaker. From Mr.
- Lovel's very gentleman-like manners, every one must strongly wish to see
- him repel all that sort of dubious calumny which will attach itself to
- one whose situation is not fully explained. If he will permit me, in
- friendly conciliation, to inform Captain M'Intyre of his real name, for
- we are led to conclude that of Lovel is assumed"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I beg your pardon, sir, but I cannot admit that inference."
-</p>
-<p>
- "&mdash;Or at least," said Lesley, proceeding, "that it is not the name by
- which Mr. Lovel has been at all times distinguished&mdash;if Mr. Lovel will
- have the goodness to explain this circumstance, which, in my opinion, he
- should do in justice to his own character, I will answer for the amicable
- arrangement of this unpleasant business."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Which is to say, Mr. Lesley, that if I condescend to answer questions
- which no man has a right to ask, and which are now put to me under
- penalty of Captain M'Intyre's resentment, Captain MIntyre will condescend
- to rest satisfied? Mr. Lesley, I have just one word to say on this
- subject&mdash;I have no doubt my secret, if I had one, might be safely
- entrusted to your honour, but I do not feel called upon to satisfy the
- curiosity of any one. Captain M'Intyre met me in society which of itself
- was a warrant to all the world, and particularly ought to be such to him,
- that I was a gentleman. He has, in my opinion, no right to go any
- further, or to inquire the pedigree, rank, or circumstances, of a
- stranger, who, without seeking any intimate connection with him, or his,
- chances to dine with his uncle, or walk in company with his sister."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In that case, Captain M'Intyre requests you to be informed, that your
- farther visits at Monkbarns, and all connection with Miss M'Intyre, must
- be dropt, as disagreeable to him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I shall certainly," said Lovel, "visit Mr. Oldbuck when it suits me,
- without paying the least respect to his nephew's threats or irritable
- feelings. I respect the young lady's name too much (though nothing can be
- slighter than our acquaintance) to introduce it into such a discussion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Since that is your resolution, sir," answered Lesley, "Captain M'Intyre
- requests that Mr. Lovel, unless he wishes to be announced as a very
- dubious character, will favour him with a meeting this evening, at seven,
- at the thorn-tree in the little valley close by the ruins of St. Ruth."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Most unquestionably, I will wait upon him. There is only one
- difficulty&mdash;I must find a friend to accompany me, and where to seek one on this
- short notice, as I have no acquaintance in Fairport&mdash;I will be on the
- spot, however&mdash;Captain M'Intyre may be assured of that."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lesley had taken his hat, and was as far as the door of the apartment,
- when, as if moved by the peculiarity of Lovel's situation, he returned,
- and thus addressed him: "Mr. Lovel, there is something so singular in all
- this, that I cannot help again resuming the argument. You must be
- yourself aware at this moment of the inconvenience of your preserving an
- incognito, for which, I am convinced, there can be no dishonourable
- reason. Still, this mystery renders it difficult for you to procure the
- assistance of a friend in a crisis so delicate&mdash;nay, let me add, that
- many persons will even consider it as a piece of Quixotry in M'Intyre to
- give you a meeting, while your character and circumstances are involved
- in such obscurity."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I understand your innuendo, Mr. Lesley," rejoined Lovel; and though I
- might be offended at its severity, I am not so, because it is meant
- kindly. But, in my opinion, he is entitled to all the privileges of a
- gentleman, to whose charge, during the time he has been known in the
- society where he happens to move, nothing can be laid that is unhandsome
- or unbecoming. For a friend, I dare say I shall find some one or other
- who will do me that good turn; and if his experience be less than I could
- wish, I am certain not to suffer through that circumstance when you are
- in the field for my antagonist."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I trust you will not," said Lesley; "but as I must, for my own sake, be
- anxious to divide so heavy a responsibility with a capable assistant,
- allow me to say, that Lieutenant Taffril's gun-brig is come into the
- roadstead, and he himself is now at old Caxon's, where he lodges. I think
- you have the same degree of acquaintance with him as with me, and, as I
- am sure I should willingly have rendered you such a service were I not
- engaged on the other side, I am convinced he will do so at your first
- request."
-</p>
-<p>
- "At the thorn-tree, then, Mr. Lesley, at seven this evening&mdash;the arms, I
- presume, are pistols?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Exactly. M'Intyre has chosen the hour at which he can best escape from
- Monkbarns&mdash;he was with me this morning by five, in order to return and
- present himself before his uncle was up. Good-morning to you, Mr. Lovel."
- And Lesley left the apartment.
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel was as brave as most men; but none can internally regard such a
- crisis as now approached, without deep feelings of awe and uncertainty.
- In a few hours he might be in another world to answer for an action which
- his calmer thought told him was unjustifiable in a religious point of
- view, or he might be wandering about in the present like Cain, with the
- blood of his brother on his head. And all this might be saved by speaking
- a single word. Yet pride whispered, that to speak that word now, would be
- ascribed to a motive which would degrade him more low than even the most
- injurious reasons that could be assigned for his silence. Every one, Miss
- Wardour included, must then, he thought, account him a mean dishonoured
- poltroon, who gave to the fear of meeting Captain M'Intyre the
- explanation he had refused to the calm and handsome expostulations of Mr.
- Lesley. M'Intyre's insolent behaviour to himself personally, the air of
- pretension which he assumed towards Miss Wardour, and the extreme
- injustice, arrogance, and incivility of his demands upon a perfect
- stranger, seemed to justify him in repelling his rude investigation. In
- short, he formed the resolution which might have been expected from so
- young a man,&mdash;to shut the eyes, namely, of his calmer reason, and follow
- the dictates of his offended pride. With this purpose he sought
- Lieutenant Taffril.
-</p>
-<p>
- The lieutenant received him with the good breeding of a gentleman and the
- frankness of a sailor, and listened with no small surprise to the detail
- which preceded his request that he might be favoured with his company at
- his meeting with Captain M'Intyre. When he had finished, Taffril rose up
- and walked through his apartment once or twice. "This is a most singular
- circumstance," he said, "and really"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am conscious, Mr. Taffril, how little I am entitled to make my present
- request, but the urgency of circumstances hardly leaves me an
- alternative."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Permit me to ask you one question," asked the sailor;&mdash;"is there
- anything of which you are ashamed in the circumstances which you have
- declined to communicate."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon my honour, no; there is nothing but what, in a very short time, I
- trust I may publish to the whole world."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hope the mystery arises from no false shame at the lowness of your
- friends perhaps, or connections?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, on my word," replied Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have little sympathy for that folly," said Taffril&mdash;"indeed I cannot
- be supposed to have any; for, speaking of my relations, I may be said to
- have come myself from before the mast, and I believe I shall very soon
- form a connection, which the world will think low enough, with a very
- amiable girl, to whom I have been attached since we were next-door
- neighbours, at a time when I little thought of the good fortune which has
- brought me forward in the service."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I assure you, Mr. Taffril," replied Lovel, "whatever were the rank of my
- parents, I should never think of concealing it from a spirit of petty
- pride. But I am so situated at present, that I cannot enter on the
- subject of my family with any propriety."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is quite enough," said the honest sailor&mdash;"give me your hand; I'll
- see you as well through this business as I can, though it is but an
- unpleasant one after all&mdash;But what of that? our own honour has the next
- call on us after our country;&mdash;you are a lad of spirit, and I own I think
- Mr. Hector M'Intyre, with his long pedigree and his airs of family, very
- much of a jackanapes. His father was a soldier of fortune as I am a
- sailor&mdash;he himself, I suppose, is little better, unless just as his uncle
- pleases; and whether one pursues fortune by land, or sea, makes no great
- difference, I should fancy."
-</p>
-<p>
- "None in the universe, certainly," answered Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well," said his new ally, "we will dine together and arrange matters for
- this rencounter. I hope you understand the use of the weapon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not particularly," Lovel replied.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am sorry for that&mdash;M'Intyre is said to be a marksman."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am sorry for it also," said Lovel, "both for his sake and my own: I
- must then, in self-defence, take my aim as well as I can."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well," added Taffril, "I will have our surgeon's mate on the field&mdash;a
- good clever young fellow at caulking a shot-hole. I will let Lesley, who
- is an honest fellow for a landsman, know that he attends for the benefit
- of either party. Is there anything I can do for you in case of an
- accident?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have but little occasion to trouble you," said Lovel. "This small
- billet contains the key of my escritoir, and my very brief secret. There
- is one letter in the escritoir" (digesting a temporary swelling of the
- heart as he spoke), "which I beg the favour of you to deliver with your
- own hand."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I understand," said the sailor. "Nay, my friend, never be ashamed for
- the matter&mdash;an affectionate heart may overflow for an instant at the
- eyes, if the ship were clearing for action; and, depend on it, whatever
- your injunctions are, Dan Taffril will regard them like the bequest of a
- dying brother. But this is all stuff;&mdash;we must get our things in fighting
- order, and you will dine with me and my little surgeon's mate, at the
- Graeme's-Arms over the way, at four o'clock."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Agreed," said Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Agreed," said Taffril; and the whole affair was arranged.
-</p>
-<p>
- It was a beautiful summer evening, and the shadow of the solitary
- thorn-tree was lengthening upon the short greensward of the narrow
- valley, which was skirted by the woods that closed around the ruins of
- St. Ruth. *
-</p>
-<p>
- * [Supposed to have been suggested by the old Abbey of Arbroath in *
- Forfarshire.]
-</p>
-<a name="image-0010"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pa261.jpg" height="521" width="833"
-alt="St. Ruth (arbroath Abbey)
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-
-<p>
- Lovel and Lieutenant Taffril, with the surgeon, came upon the ground
-with a purpose of a nature very uncongenial to the soft, mild, and
-pacific character of the hour and scene. The sheep, which during the
-ardent heat of the day had sheltered in the breaches and hollows of the
-gravelly bank, or under the roots of the aged and stunted trees, had now
-spread themselves upon the face of the hill to enjoy their evening's
-pasture, and bleated, to each other with that melancholy sound which at
-once gives life to a landscape, and marks its solitude.&mdash;Taffril and
-Lovel came on in deep conference, having, for fear of discovery, sent
-their horses back to the town by the Lieutenant's servant. The opposite
-party had not yet appeared on the field. But when they came upon the
-ground, there sat upon the roots of the old thorn a figure as vigorous in
-his decay as the moss-grown but strong and contorted boughs which served
-him for a canopy. It was old Ochiltree. "This is embarrassing enough,"
-said Lovel:&mdash;"How shall we get rid of this old fellow?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Here, father Adam," cried Taffril, who knew the mendicant of
- yore&mdash;"here's half-a-crown for you. You must go to the Four Horse-shoes
- yonder&mdash;the little inn, you know, and inquire for a servant with blue and
- yellow livery. If he is not come, you'll wait for him, and tell him we
- shall be with his master in about an hour's time. At any rate, wait there
- till we come back,&mdash;and&mdash;Get off with you&mdash;Come, come, weigh anchor."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I thank ye for your awmous," said Ochiltree, pocketing the piece of
- money; "but I beg your pardon, Mr. Taffril&mdash;I canna gang your errand e'en
- now."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why not, man? what can hinder you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wad speak a word wi' young Mr. Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "With me?" answered Lovel: "what would you say with me? Come, say on, and
- be brief."
-</p>
-<p>
- The mendicant led him a few paces aside. "Are ye indebted onything to the
- Laird o' Monkbarns?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indebted!&mdash;no, not I&mdash;what of that?&mdash;what makes you think so?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye maun ken I was at the shirra's the day; for, God help me, I gang
- about a' gates like the troubled spirit; and wha suld come whirling there
- in a post-chaise, but Monkbarns in an unco carfuffle&mdash;now, it's no a
- little thing that will make his honour take a chaise and post-horse twa
- days rinnin'."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, well; but what is all this to me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, ye'se hear, ye'se hear. Weel, Monkbarns is closeted wi' the shirra
- whatever puir folk may be left thereout&mdash;ye needna doubt that&mdash;the
- gentlemen are aye unco civil amang themsells."
-</p>
-<p>
- "For heaven's sake, my old friend"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Canna ye bid me gang to the deevil at ance, Mr. Lovel? it wad be mair
- purpose fa'ard than to speak o' heaven in that impatient gate."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I have private business with Lieutenant Taffril here."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, weel, a' in gude time," said the beggar&mdash;"I can use a little wee
- bit freedom wi' Mr. Daniel Taffril;&mdash;mony's the peery and the tap I
- worked for him langsyne, for I was a worker in wood as weel as a
- tinkler."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are either mad, Adam, or have a mind to drive me mad."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nane o' the twa," said Edie, suddenly changing his manner from the
- protracted drawl of the mendicant to a brief and decided tone. "The
- shirra sent for his clerk, and as the lad is rather light o' the tongue,
- I fand it was for drawing a warrant to apprehend you&mdash;I thought it had
- been on a <i>fugie</i> warrant for debt; for a' body kens the laird likes
- naebody to pit his hand in his pouch&mdash;But now I may haud my tongue, for I
- see the M'Intyre lad and Mr. Lesley coming up, and I guess that
- Monkbarns's purpose was very kind, and that yours is muckle waur than it
- should be."
-</p>
-<p>
- The antagonist now approached, and saluted with the stern civility which
- befitted the occasion. "What has this old fellow to do here?" said
- M'Intyre.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am an auld fallow," said Edie, "but I am also an auld soldier o' your
- father's, for I served wi' him in the 42d."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Serve where you please, you have no title to intrude on us," said
- M'Intyre, "or"&mdash;and he lifted his cane <i>in terrorem,</i> though without the
- idea of touching the old man.
-</p>
-<p>
- But Ochiltree's courage was roused by the insult. "Haud down your switch,
- Captain M'Intyre! I am an auld soldier, as I said before, and I'll take
- muckle frae your father's son; but no a touch o' the wand while my
- pike-staff will haud thegither."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, well, I was wrong&mdash;I was wrong," said M'Intyre; "here's a crown
- for you&mdash;go your ways&mdash;what's the matter now?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The old man drew himself up to the full advantage of his uncommon height,
- and in despite of his dress, which indeed had more of the pilgrim than
- the ordinary beggar, looked from height, manner, and emphasis of voice
- and gesture, rather like a grey palmer or eremite preacher, the ghostly
- counsellor of the young men who were around him, than the object of their
- charity. His speech, indeed, was as homely as his habit, but as bold and
- unceremonious as his erect and dignified demeanour. "What are ye come
- here for, young men?" he said, addressing himself to the surprised
- audience; "are ye come amongst the most lovely works of God to break his
- laws? Have ye left the works of man, the houses and the cities that are
- but clay and dust, like those that built them&mdash;and are ye come here among
- the peaceful hills, and by the quiet waters, that will last whiles aught
- earthly shall endure, to destroy each other's lives, that will have but
- an unco short time, by the course of nature, to make up a lang account at
- the close o't? O sirs! hae ye brothers, sisters, fathers, that hae tended
- ye, and mothers that hae travailed for ye, friends that hae ca'd ye like
- a piece o' their ain heart? and is this the way ye tak to make them
- childless and brotherless and friendless? Ohon! it's an ill feight whar
- he that wins has the warst o't. Think on't, bairns. I'm a puir man&mdash;but
- I'm an auld man too&mdash;and what my poverty takes awa frae the weight o' my
- counsel, grey hairs and a truthfu' heart should add it twenty times. Gang
- hame, gang hame, like gude lads&mdash;the French will be ower to harry us ane
- o' thae days, and ye'll hae feighting eneugh, and maybe auld Edie will
- hirple out himsell if he can get a feal-dyke to lay his gun ower, and may
- live to tell you whilk o' ye does the best where there's a good cause
- afore ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- There was something in the undaunted and independent manner, hardy
- sentiment, and manly rude elocution of the old man, that had its effect
- upon the party, and particularly on the seconds, whose pride was
- uninterested in bringing the dispute to a bloody arbitrament, and who, on
- the contrary, eagerly watched for an opportunity to recommend
- reconciliation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon my word, Mr. Lesley," said Taffril, "old Adam speaks like an
- oracle. Our friends here were very angry yesterday, and of course very
- foolish;&mdash;today they should be cool, or at least we must be so in their
- behalf. I think the word should be forget and forgive on both
- sides,&mdash;that we should all shake hands, fire these foolish crackers in the air,
- and go home to sup in a body at the Graeme's-Arms."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I would heartily recommend it," said Lesley; "for, amidst a great deal
- of heat and irritation on both sides, I confess myself unable to discover
- any rational ground of quarrel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gentlemen," said M'Intyre, very coldly, "all this should have been
- thought of before. In my opinion, persons that have carried this matter
- so far as we have done, and who should part without carrying it any
- farther, might go to supper at the Graeme's-Arms very joyously, but would
- rise the next morning with reputations as ragged as our friend here, who
- has obliged us with a rather unnecessary display of his oratory. I speak
- for myself, that I find myself bound to call upon you to proceed without
- more delay."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I," said Lovel, "as I never desired any, have also to request these
- gentlemen to arrange preliminaries as fast as possible."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bairns! bairns!" cried old Ochiltree; but perceiving he was no longer
- attended to&mdash;"Madmen, I should say&mdash;but your blood be on your heads!" And
- the old man drew off from the ground, which was now measured out by the
- seconds, and continued muttering and talking to himself in sullen
- indignation, mixed with anxiety, and with a strong feeling of painful
- curiosity. Without paying farther attention to his presence or
- remonstrances, Mr. Lesley and the Lieutenant made the necessary
- arrangements for the duel, and it was agreed that both parties should
- fire when Mr. Lesley dropped his handkerchief.
-</p>
-<p>
- The fatal sign was given, and both fired almost in the same moment.
- Captain M'Intyre's ball grazed the side of his opponent, but did not draw
- blood. That of Lovel was more true to the aim; M'Intyre reeled and fell.
- Raising himself on his arm, his first exclamation was, "It is nothing&mdash;it
- is nothing&mdash;give us the other pistols." But in an instant he said, in a
- lower tone, "I believe I have enough&mdash;and what's worse, I fear I deserve
- it. Mr. Lovel, or whatever your name is, fly and save yourself&mdash;Bear all
- witness, I provoked this matter." Then raising himself again on his arm,
- he added, "Shake hands, Lovel&mdash;I believe you to be a gentleman&mdash;forgive
- my rudeness, and I forgive you my death&mdash;My poor sister!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The surgeon came up to perform his part of the tragedy, and Lovel stood
- gazing on the evil of which he had been the active, though unwilling
- cause, with a dizzy and bewildered eye. He was roused from his trance by
- the grasp of the mendicant. "Why stand you gazing on your deed?&mdash;What's
- doomed is doomed&mdash;what's done is past recalling. But awa, awa, if ye wad
- save your young blood from a shamefu' death&mdash;I see the men out by yonder
- that are come ower late to part ye&mdash;but, out and alack! sune eneugh, and
- ower sune, to drag ye to prison."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He is right&mdash;he is right," exclaimed Taffril; "you must not attempt to
- get on the high-road&mdash;get into the wood till night. My brig will be under
- sail by that time, and at three in the morning, when the tide will serve,
- I shall have the boat waiting for you at the Mussel-crag. Away-away, for
- Heaven's sake!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O yes! fly, fly!" repeated the wounded man, his words faltering with
- convulsive sobs.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Come with me," said the mendicant, almost dragging him off; "the
- Captain's plan is the best&mdash;I'll carry ye to a place where ye might be
- concealed in the meantime, were they to seek ye 'wi' sleuth-hounds."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Go, go," again urged Lieutenant Taffril&mdash;"to stay here is mere madness."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was worse madness to have come hither," said Lovel, pressing his
- hand&mdash;"But farewell!" And he followed Ochiltree into the recesses of the
- wood.
-</p>
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-
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;The Lord Abbot had a soul
- Subtile and quick, and searching as the fire;
- By magic stairs he went as deep as hell,
- And if in devils' possession gold be kept,
- He brought some sure from thence&mdash;'tis hid in caves,
- Known, save to me, to none.&mdash;
- The Wonder of a Kingdome.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Lovel almost mechanically followed the beggar, who led the way with a
- hasty and steady pace, through bush and bramble, avoiding the beaten
- path, and often turning to listen whether there were any sounds of
- pursuit behind them. They sometimes descended into the very bed of the
- torrent, sometimes kept a narrow and precarious path, that the sheep
- (which, with the sluttish negligence towards property of that sort
- universal in Scotland, were allowed to stray in the copse) had made along
- the very verge of its overhanging banks. From time to time Lovel had a
- glance of the path which he had traversed the day before in company with
- Sir Arthur, the Antiquary, and the young ladies. Dejected, embarrassed,
- and occupied by a thousand inquietudes, as he then was, what would he now
- have given to regain the sense of innocence which alone can
- counter-balance a thousand evils! "Yet, then," such was his hasty and
- involuntary reflection, "even then, guiltless and valued by all around
- me, I thought myself unhappy. What am I now, with this young man's blood
- upon my hands?&mdash;the feeling of pride which urged me to the deed has now
- deserted me, as the actual fiend himself is said to do those whom he has
- tempted to guilt." Even his affection for Miss Wardour sunk for the time
- before the first pangs of remorse, and he thought he could have
- encountered every agony of slighted love to have had the conscious
- freedom from blood-guiltiness which he possessed in the morning.
-</p>
-<p>
- These painful reflections were not interrupted by any conversation on the
- part of his guide, who threaded the thicket before him, now holding back
- the sprays to make his path easy, now exhorting him to make haste, now
- muttering to himself, after the custom of solitary and neglected old age,
- words which might have escaped Lovel's ear even had he listened to them,
- or which, apprehended and retained, were too isolated to convey any
- connected meaning,&mdash;a habit which may be often observed among people of
- the old man's age and calling.
-</p>
-<p>
- At length, as Lovel, exhausted by his late indisposition, the harrowing
- feelings by which he was agitated, and the exertion necessary to keep up
- with his guide in a path so rugged, began to flag and fall behind, two or
- three very precarious steps placed him on the front of a precipice
- overhung with brushwood and copse. Here a cave, as narrow in its entrance
- as a fox-earth, was indicated by a small fissure in the rock, screened by
- the boughs of an aged oak, which, anchored by its thick and twisted roots
- in the upper part of the cleft, flung its branches almost straight
- outward from the cliff, concealing it effectually from all observation.
- It might indeed have escaped the attention even of those who had stood at
- its very opening, so uninviting was the portal at which the beggar
- entered. But within, the cavern was higher and more roomy, cut into two
- separate branches, which, intersecting each other at right angles, formed
- an emblem of the cross, and indicated the abode of an anchoret of former
- times. There are many caves of the same kind in different parts of
- Scotland. I need only instance those of Gorton, near Rosslyn, in a scene
- well known to the admirers of romantic nature.
-</p>
-<p>
- The light within the eave was a dusky twilight at the entrance, which
- failed altogether in the inner recesses. "Few folks ken o' this place,"
- said the old man; "to the best o'my knowledge, there's just twa living by
- mysell, and that's Jingling Jock and the Lang Linker. I have had mony a
- thought, that when I fand mysell auld and forfairn, and no able to enjoy
- God's blessed air ony langer, I wad drag mysell here wi' a pickle
- ait-meal; and see, there's a bit bonny dropping well that popples that
- self-same gate simmer and winter;&mdash;and I wad e'en streek mysell out here,
- and abide my removal, like an auld dog that trails its useless ugsome
- carcass into some bush or bracken no to gie living things a scunner wi'
- the sight o't when it's dead&mdash;Ay, and then, when the dogs barked at the
- lone farm-stead, the gudewife wad cry, Whisht, stirra, that'll be auld
- Edie,' and the bits o' weans wad up, puir things, and toddle to the door
- to pu' in the auld Blue-Gown that mends a' their bonny-dies&mdash;But there
- wad be nae mair word o' Edie, I trow."
-</p>
-<p>
- He then led Lovel, who followed him unresistingly, into one of the
- interior branches of the cave. "Here," he said, "is a bit turnpike-stair
- that gaes up to the auld kirk abune. Some folks say this place was howkit
- out by the monks lang syne to hide their treasure in, and some said that
- they used to bring things into the abbey this gate by night, that they
- durstna sae weel hae brought in by the main port and in open day&mdash;And
- some said that ane o' them turned a saint (or aiblins wad hae had folk
- think sae), and settled him down in this Saint Ruth's cell, as the auld
- folks aye ca'd it, and garr'd big the stair, that he might gang up to the
- kirk when they were at the divine service. The Laird o' Monkbarns wad hae
- a hantle to say about it, as he has about maist things, if he ken'd only
- about the place. But whether it was made for man's devices or God's
- service, I have seen ower muckle sin done in it in my day, and far ower
- muckle have I been partaker of&mdash;ay, even here in this dark cove. Mony a
- gudewife's been wondering what for the red cock didna craw her up in the
- morning, when he's been roasting, puir fallow, in this dark hole&mdash;And,
- ohon! I wish that and the like o' that had been the warst o't! Whiles
- they wad hae heard the din we were making in the very bowels o' the
- earth, when Sanders Aikwood, that was forester in thae days, the father
- o' Ringan that now is, was gaun daundering about the wood at e'en, to see
- after the Laird's game and whiles he wad hae seen a glance o' the light
- frae the door o' the cave, flaughtering against the hazels on the other
- bank;&mdash;and then siccan stories as Sanders had about the worricows and
- gyre-carlins that haunted about the auld wa's at e'en, and the lights
- that he had seen, and the cries that he had heard, when there was nae
- mortal e'e open but his ain; and eh! as he wad thrum them ower and ower
- to the like o' me ayont the ingle at e'en, and as I wad gie the auld
- silly carle grane for grane, and tale for tale, though I ken'd muckle
- better about it than ever he did. Ay, ay&mdash;they were daft days thae;&mdash;but
- they were a' vanity, and waur,&mdash;and it's fitting that they wha hae led a
- light and evil life, and abused charity when they were young, suld
- aiblins come to lack it when they are auld."
-</p>
-<p>
- While Ochiltree was thus recounting the exploits and tricks of his
- earlier life, with a tone in which glee and compunction alternately
- predominated, his unfortunate auditor had sat down upon the hermit's
- seat, hewn out of the solid rock, and abandoned himself to that
- lassitude, both of mind and body, which generally follows a course of
- events that have agitated both, The effect of his late indisposition,
- which had much weakened his system, contributed to this lethargic
- despondency. "The puir bairn!" said auld Edie, "an he sleeps in this damp
- hole, he'll maybe wauken nae mair, or catch some sair disease. It's no
- the same to him as to the like o' us, that can sleep ony gate an anes our
- wames are fu'. Sit up, Maister Lovel, lad! After a's come and gane, I
- dare say the captain-lad will do weel eneugh&mdash;and, after a', ye are no
- the first that has had this misfortune. I hae seen mony a man killed, and
- helped to kill them mysell, though there was nae quarrel between us&mdash;and
- if it isna wrang to kill folk we have nae quarrel wi', just because they
- wear another sort of a cockade, and speak a foreign language, I canna see
- but a man may have excuse for killing his ain mortal foe, that comes
- armed to the fair field to kill him. I dinna say it's right&mdash;God
- forbid&mdash;or that it isna sinfu' to take away what ye canna restore, and that's
- the breath of man, whilk is in his nostrils; but I say it is a sin to be
- forgiven if it's repented of. Sinfu' men are we a'; but if ye wad believe
- an auld grey sinner that has seen the evil o' his ways, there is as much
- promise atween the twa boards o' the Testament as wad save the warst o'
- us, could we but think sae."
-</p>
-<p>
- With such scraps of comfort and of divinity as he possessed, the
- mendicant thus continued to solicit and compel the attention of Lovel,
- until the twilight began to fade into night. "Now," said Ochiltree, "I
- will carry ye to a mair convenient place, where I hae sat mony a time to
- hear the howlit crying out of the ivy tod, and to see the moonlight come
- through the auld windows o' the ruins. There can be naebody come here
- after this time o' night; and if they hae made ony search, thae
- blackguard shirra'-officers and constables, it will hae been ower lang
- syne. Od, they are as great cowards as ither folk, wi' a' their warrants
- and king's keys*&mdash;I hae gien some o' them a gliff in my day, when they
- were coming rather ower near me&mdash;But, lauded be grace for it! they canna
- stir me now for ony waur than an auld man and a beggar, and my badge is a
- gude protection; and then Miss Isabella Wardour is a tower o' strength,
- ye ken"&mdash;(Lovel sighed)&mdash;"Aweel, dinna be cast down&mdash;bowls may a' row
- right yet&mdash;gie the lassie time to ken her mind. She's the wale o' the
- country for beauty, and a gude friend o' mine&mdash;I gang by the bridewell as
- safe as by the kirk on a Sabbath&mdash;deil ony o' them daur hurt a hair o'
- auld Edie's head now; I keep the crown o' the causey when I gae to the
- borough, and rub shouthers wi' a bailie wi' as little concern as an he
- were a brock."
-</p>
-<p>
- * The king's keys are, in law phrase, the crow-bars and hammers used to
- force doors and locks, in execution of the king's warrant.
-</p>
-<p>
- While the mendicant spoke thus, he was busied in removing a few loose
- stones in one angle of the eave, which obscured the entrance of the
- staircase of which he had spoken, and led the way into it, followed by
- Lovel in passive silence.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The air's free eneugh," said the old man; "the monks took care o' that,
- for they werena a lang-breathed generation, I reckon; they hae contrived
- queer tirlie-wirlie holes, that gang out to the open air, and keep the
- stair as caller as a kail-blade."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel accordingly found the staircase well aired, and, though narrow, it
- was neither ruinous nor long, but speedily admitted them into a narrow
- gallery contrived to run within the side wall of the chancel, from which
- it received air and light through apertures ingeniously hidden amid the
- florid ornaments of the Gothic architecture.
-</p>
-<p>
- "This secret passage ance gaed round great part o' the biggin," said the
- beggar, "and through the wa' o' the place I've heard Monkbarns ca' the
- Refractory" [meaning probably <i>Refectory</i>], "and so awa to the Prior's
- ain house. It's like he could use it to listen what the monks were saying
- at meal-time,&mdash;and then he might come ben here and see that they were
- busy skreighing awa wi' the psalms doun below there; and then, when he
- saw a' was right and tight, he might step awa and fetch in a bonnie lass
- at the cove yonder&mdash;for they were queer hands the monks, unless mony lees
- is made on them. But our folk were at great pains lang syne to big up the
- passage in some parts, and pu' it down in others, for fear o' some
- uncanny body getting into it, and finding their way down to the cove: it
- wad hae been a fashious job that&mdash;by my certie, some o' our necks wad hae
- been ewking."
-</p>
-<p>
- They now came to a place where the gallery was enlarged into a small
- circle, sufficient to contain a stone seat. A niche, constructed exactly
- before it, projected forward into the chancel, and as its sides were
- latticed, as it were, with perforated stone-work, it commanded a full
- view of the chancel in every direction, and was probably constructed, as
- Edie intimated, to be a convenient watch-tower, from which the superior
- priest, himself unseen, might watch the behaviour of his monks, and
- ascertain, by personal inspection, their punctual attendance upon those
- rites of devotion which his rank exempted him from sharing with them. As
- this niche made one of a regular series which stretched along the wall of
- the chancel, and in no respect differed from the rest when seen from
- below, the secret station, screened as it was by the stone figure of St.
- Michael and the dragon, and the open tracery around the niche, was
- completely hid from observation. The private passage, confined to its
- pristine breadth, had originally continued beyond this seat; but the
- jealous precautions of the vagabonds who frequented the cave of St. Ruth
- had caused them to build it carefully up with hewn stones from the ruin.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We shall be better here," said Edie, seating himself on the stone bench,
- and stretching the lappet of his blue gown upon the spot, when he
- motioned Lovel to sit down beside him&mdash;"we shall be better here than doun
- below; the air's free and mild, and the savour of the wallflowers, and
- siccan shrubs as grow on thae ruined wa's, is far mair refreshing than
- the damp smell doun below yonder. They smell sweetest by night-time thae
- flowers, and they're maist aye seen about rained buildings. Now, Maister
- Lovel, can ony o' you scholars gie a gude reason for that?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel replied in the negative.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am thinking," resumed the beggar, "that they'll be, like mony folk's
- gude gifts, that often seem maist gracious in adversity&mdash;or maybe it's a
- parable, to teach us no to slight them that are in the darkness of sin
- and the decay of tribulation, since God sends odours to refresh the
- mirkest hour, and flowers and pleasant bushes to clothe the ruined
- buildings. And now I wad like a wise man to tell me whether Heaven is
- maist pleased wi' the sight we are looking upon&mdash;thae pleasant and quiet
- lang streaks o' moonlight that are lying sae still on the floor o' this
- auld kirk, and glancing through the great pillars and stanchions o' the
- carved windows, and just dancing like on the leaves o' the dark ivy as
- the breath o' wind shakes it&mdash;I wonder whether this is mair pleasing to
- Heaven than when it was lighted up wi' lamps, and candles nae doubt, and
- roughies,* and wi' the mirth and the frankincent that they speak of in
- the Holy Scripture, and wi' organs assuredly, and men and women singers,
- and sackbuts, and dulcimers, and a' instruments o' music&mdash;I wonder if
- that was acceptable, or whether it is of these grand parafle o'
- ceremonies that holy writ says, It is an abomination to me.
-</p>
-<p>
- * Links, or torches.
-</p>
-<p>
- I am thinking, Maister Lovel, if twa puir contrite spirits like yours and
- mine fand grace to make our petition"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Here Lovel laid his hand eagerly on the mendicant's arm, saying,&mdash;"Hush!
- I heard some one speak."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am dull o' hearing," answered Edie, in a whisper, "but we're surely
- safe here&mdash;where was the sound?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lovel pointed to the door of the chancel, which, highly ornamented,
- occupied the west end of the building, surmounted by the carved window,
- which let in a flood of moonlight over it.
-</p>
-<p>
- "They can be nane o' our folk," said Edie in the same low and cautious
- tone; "there's but twa o' them kens o' the place, and they're mony a mile
- off, if they are still bound on their weary pilgrimage. I'll never think
- it's the officers here at this time o' night. I am nae believer in auld
- wives' stories about ghaists, though this is gey like a place for
- them&mdash;But mortal, or of the other world, here they come!&mdash;twa men and a
- light."
-</p>
-<p>
- And in very truth, while the mendicant spoke, two human figures darkened
- with their shadows the entrance of the chancel&mdash;which had before opened
- to the moon-lit meadow beyond, and the small lantern which one of them
- displayed, glimmered pale in the clear and strong beams of the moon, as
- the evening star does among the lights of the departing day. The first
- and most obvious idea was, that, despite the asseverations of Edie
- Ochiltree, the persons who approached the ruins at an hour so uncommon
- must be the officers of justice in quest of Lovel. But no part of their
- conduct confirmed the suspicion. A touch and a whisper from the old man
- warned Lovel that his best course was to remain quiet, and watch their
- motions from their present place of concealment. Should anything appear
- to render retreat necessary, they had behind them the private stair-case
- and cavern, by means of which they could escape into the wood long before
- any danger of close pursuit. They kept themselves, therefore, as still as
- possible, and observed with eager and anxious curiosity every accent and
- motion of these nocturnal wanderers.
-</p>
-<p>
- After conversing together some time in whispers, the two figures advanced
- into the middle of the chancel; and a voice, which Lovel at once
- recognised, from its tone and dialect, to be that of Dousterswivel,
- pronounced in a louder but still a smothered tone, "Indeed, mine goot
- sir, dere cannot be one finer hour nor season for dis great purpose. You
- shall see, mine goot sir, dat it is all one bibble-babble dat Mr.
- Oldenbuck says, and dat he knows no more of what he speaks than one
- little child. Mine soul! he expects to get as rich as one Jew for his
- poor dirty one hundred pounds, which I care no more about, by mine honest
- wort, than I care for an hundred stivers. But to you, my most munificent
- and reverend patron, I will show all de secrets dat art can show&mdash;ay, de
- secret of de great Pymander."
-</p>
-<a name="image-0011"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pa278.jpg" height="501" width="764"
-alt="The Ruins of St. Ruth
-">
-</center>
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-<p>
- "That other ane," whispered Edie, "maun be, according to a' likelihood,
- Sir Arthur Wardour&mdash;I ken naebody but himsell wad come here at this time
- at e'en wi' that German blackguard;&mdash;ane wad think he's bewitched him&mdash;he
- gars him e'en trow that chalk is cheese. Let's see what they can be
- doing."
-</p>
-<p>
- This interruption, and the low tone in which Sir Arthur spoke, made Lovel
- lose all Sir Arthur's answer to the adept, excepting the last three
- emphatic words, "Very great expense;" to which Dousterswivel at once
- replied&mdash;"Expenses!&mdash;to be sure&mdash;dere must be de great expenses. You do
- not expect to reap before you do sow de seed: de expense is de seed&mdash;de
- riches and de mine of goot metal, and now de great big chests of plate,
- they are de crop&mdash;vary goot crop too, on mine wort. Now, Sir Arthur, you
- have sowed this night one little seed of ten guineas like one pinch of
- snuff, or so big; and if you do not reap de great harvest&mdash;dat is, de
- great harvest for de little pinch of seed, for it must be proportions,
- you must know&mdash;then never call one honest man, Herman Dousterswivel. Now
- you see, mine patron&mdash;for I will not conceal mine secret from you at
- all&mdash;you see this little plate of silver; you know de moon measureth de
- whole zodiack in de space of twenty-eight day&mdash;every shild knows dat.
- Well, I take a silver plate when she is in her fifteenth mansion, which
- mansion is in de head of <i>Libra,</i> and I engrave upon one side de worts,
- [Shedbarschemoth Schartachan]&mdash;dat is, de Emblems of de Intelligence of
- de moon&mdash;and I make this picture like a flying serpent with a turkey-cock's
- head&mdash;vary well. Then upon this side I make de table of de moon,
- which is a square of nine, multiplied into itself, with eighty-one
- numbers on every side, and diameter nine&mdash;dere it is done very proper.
- Now I will make dis avail me at de change of every quarter-moon dat I
- shall find by de same proportions of expenses I lay out in de
- suffumigations, as nine, to de product of nine multiplied into
- itself&mdash;But I shall find no more to-night as maybe two or dree times nine,
- because dere is a thwarting power in de house of ascendency."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, Dousterswivel," said the simple Baronet, "does not this look like
- magic?&mdash;I am a true though unworthy son of the Episcopal church, and I
- will have nothing to do with the foul fiend."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bah! bah!&mdash;not a bit magic in it at all&mdash;not a bit&mdash;It is all founded on
- de planetary influence, and de sympathy and force of numbers. I will show
- you much finer dan dis. I do not say dere is not de spirit in it, because
- of de suffumigation; but, if you are not afraid, he shall not be
- invisible."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have no curiosity to see him at all," said the Baronet, whose courage
- seemed, from a certain quaver in his accent, to have taken a fit of the
- ague.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dat is great pity," said Dousterswivel; "I should have liked to show you
- de spirit dat guard dis treasure like one fierce watchdog&mdash;but I know how
- to manage him;&mdash;you would not care to see him?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not at all," answered the Baronet, in a tone of feigned indifference; "I
- think we have but little time."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You shall pardon me, my patron; it is not yet twelve, and twelve precise
- is just our planetary hours; and I could show you de spirit vary well, in
- de meanwhile, just for pleasure. You see I would draw a pentagon within a
- circle, which is no trouble at all, and make my suffumigation within it,
- and dere we would be like in one strong castle, and you would hold de
- sword while I did say de needful worts. Den you should see de solid wall
- open like de gate of ane city, and den&mdash;let me see&mdash;ay, you should see
- first one stag pursued by three black greyhounds, and they should pull
- him down as they do at de elector's great hunting-match; and den one
- ugly, little, nasty black negro should appear and take de stag from
- them&mdash;and paf&mdash;all should be gone; den you should hear horns winded dat all
- de ruins should ring&mdash;mine wort, they should play fine hunting piece, as
- goot as him you call'd Fischer with his oboi; vary well&mdash;den comes one
- herald, as we call Ernhold, winding his horn&mdash;and den come de great
- Peolphan, called de mighty Hunter of de North, mounted on hims black
- steed. But you would not care to see all this?"*
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note F. Witchcraft.
-</p>
-<pre>
- "Why, I am not afraid," answered the poor Baronet,&mdash;"if&mdash;that is&mdash;does
-anything&mdash;any great mischiefs, happen on such occasions?"
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Bah! mischiefs? no!&mdash;sometimes if de circle be no quite just, or de
- beholder be de frightened coward, and not hold de sword firm and straight
- towards him, de Great Hunter will take his advantage, and drag him
- exorcist out of de circle and throttle him. Dat does happens."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well then, Dousterswivel, with every confidence in my courage and your
- skill, we will dispense with this apparition, and go on to the business
- of the night."
-</p>
-<p>
- "With all mine heart&mdash;it is just one thing to me&mdash;and now it is de
- time&mdash;hold you de sword till I kindle de little what you call chip."
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel accordingly set fire to a little pile of chips, touched and
- prepared with some bituminous substance to make them burn fiercely; and
- when the flame was at the highest, and lightened, with its shortlived
- glare, all the ruins around, the German flung in a handful of perfumes
- which produced a strong and pungent odour. The exorcist and his pupil
- both were so much affected as to cough and sneeze heartily; and, as the
- vapour floated around the pillars of the building, and penetrated every
- crevice, it produced the same effect on the beggar and Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Was that an echo?" said the Baronet, astonished at the sternutation
- which resounded from above; "or"&mdash;drawing close to the adept, "can it be
- the spirit you talked of, ridiculing our attempt upon his hidden
- treasures?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "N&mdash;n&mdash;no," muttered the German, who began to partake of his pupil's
- terrors, "I hope not."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here a violent of sneezing, which the mendicant was unable to suppress,
- and which could not be considered by any means as the dying fall of an
- echo, accompanied by a grunting half-smothered cough, confounded the two
- treasure-seekers. "Lord have mercy on us!" said the Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Alle guten Geistern loben den Herrn!</i>" ejaculated the terrified adept.
- "I was begun to think," he continued, after a moment's silence, "that
- this would be de bestermost done in de day-light&mdash;we was bestermost to go
- away just now."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You juggling villain!" said the Baronet, in whom these expressions
- awakened a suspicion that overcame his terrors, connected as it was with
- the sense of desperation arising from the apprehension of impending
- ruin&mdash;"you juggling mountebank! this is some legerdemain trick of yours to
- get off from the performance of your promise, as you have so often done
- before. But, before Heaven! I will this night know what I have trusted to
- when I suffered you to fool me on to my ruin! Go on, then&mdash;come fairy,
- come fiend, you shall show me that treasure, or confess yourself a knave
- and an impostor, or, by the faith of a desperate and ruined man, I'll
- send you where you shall see spirits enough."
-</p>
-<p>
- The treasure-finder, trembling between his terror for the supernatural
- beings by whom he supposed himself to be surrounded, and for his life,
- which seemed to be at the mercy of a desperate man, could only bring out,
- "Mine patron, this is not the allerbestmost usage. Consider, mine
- honoured sir, that de spirits"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Here Edie, who began to enter into the humour of the scene, uttered an
- extraordinary howl, being an exaltation and a prolongation of the most
- deplorable whine in which he was accustomed to solicit charity.
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel flung himself on his knees&mdash;"Dear Sir Arthurs, let us go,
- or let me go!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, you cheating scoundrel!" said the knight, unsheathing the sword
- which he had brought for the purposes of the exorcism, "that shift shall
- not serve you&mdash;Monkbarns warned me long since of your juggling pranks&mdash;I
- will see this treasure before you leave this place, or I will have you
- confess yourself an impostor, or, by Heaven, I'll run this sword through
- you, though all the spirits of the dead should rise around us!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "For de lofe of Heaven be patient, mine honoured patron, and you shall
- hafe all de treasure as I knows of&mdash;yes, you shall indeed&mdash;But do not
- speak about de spirits&mdash;it makes dem angry."
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie Ochiltree here prepared himself to throw in another groan, but was
- restrained by Lovel, who began to take a more serious interest, as he
- observed the earnest and almost desperate demeanour of Sir Arthur.
- Dousterswivel, having at once before his eyes the fear of the foul fiend,
- and the violence of Sir Arthur, played his part of a conjuror extremely
- ill, hesitating to assume the degree of confidence necessary to deceive
- the latter, lest it should give offence to the invisible cause of his
- alarm. However, after rolling his eyes, muttering and sputtering German
- exorcisms, with contortions of his face and person, rather flowing from
- the impulse of terror than of meditated fraud, he at length proceeded to
- a corner of the building where a flat stone lay upon the ground, bearing
- upon its surface the effigy of an armed warrior in a recumbent posture
- carved in bas-relief. He muttered to Sir Arthur, "Mine patrons, it is
- here&mdash;Got save us all!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur, who, after the first moment of his superstitious fear was
- over, seemed to have bent up all his faculties to the pitch of resolution
- necessary to carry on the adventure, lent the adept his assistance to
- turn over the stone, which, by means of a lever that the adept had
- provided, their joint force with difficulty effected. No supernatural
- light burst forth from below to indicate the subterranean treasury, nor
- was there any apparition of spirits, earthly or infernal. But when
- Dousterswivel had, with great trepidation, struck a few strokes with a
- mattock, and as hastily thrown out a shovelful or two of earth (for they
- came provided with the tools necessary for digging), something was heard
- to ring like the sound of a falling piece of metal, and Dousterswivel,
- hastily catching up the substance which produced it, and which his shovel
- had thrown out along with the earth, exclaimed, "On mine dear wort, mine
- patrons, dis is all&mdash;it is indeed; I mean all we can do to-night;"&mdash;and
- he gazed round him with a cowering and fearful glance, as if to see from
- what corner the avenger of his imposture was to start forth.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let me see it," said Sir Arthur; and then repeated, still more sternly,
- "I will be satisfied&mdash;I will judge by mine own eyes." He accordingly held
- the object to the light of the lantern. It was a small case, or
- casket,&mdash;for Lovel could not at the distance exactly discern its shape, which,
- from the Baronet's exclamation as he opened it, he concluded was filled
- with coin. "Ay," said the Baronet, "this is being indeed in good luck!
- and if it omens proportional success upon a larger venture, the venture
- shall be made. That six hundred of Goldieword's, added to the other
- incumbent claims, must have been ruin indeed. If you think we can parry
- it by repeating this experiment&mdash;suppose when the moon next changes,&mdash;I
- will hazard the necessary advance, come by it how I may."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Oh, mine good patrons, do not speak about all dat," said Dousterswivel,
- "as just now, but help me to put de shtone to de rights, and let us
- begone our own ways." And accordingly, so soon as the stone was replaced,
- he hurried Sir Arthur, who was now resigned once more to his guidance,
- away from a spot, where the German's guilty conscience and superstitious
- fears represented goblins as lurking behind each pillar with the purpose
- of punishing his treachery.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Saw onybody e'er the like o' that!" said Edie, when they had disappeared
- like shadows through the gate by which they had entered&mdash;"saw ony
- creature living e'er the like o' that!&mdash;But what can we do for that puir
- doited deevil of a knight-baronet? Od, he showed muckle mair spunk, too,
- than I thought had been in him&mdash;I thought he wad hae sent cauld iron
- through the vagabond&mdash;Sir Arthur wasna half sae bauld at Bessie's-apron
- yon night&mdash;but then, his blood was up even now, and that makes an unco
- difference. I hae seen mony a man wad hae felled another an anger him,
- that wadna muckle hae liked a clink against Crummies-horn yon time. But
- what's to be done?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I suppose," said Lovel, "his faith in this fellow is entirely restored
- by this deception, which, unquestionably, he had arranged beforehand."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What! the siller?&mdash;Ay, ay&mdash;trust him for that&mdash;they that hide ken best
- where to find. He wants to wile him out o' his last guinea, and then
- escape to his ain country, the land-louper. I wad likeit weel just to hae
- come in at the clipping-time, and gien him a lounder wi' my pike-staff;
- he wad hae taen it for a bennison frae some o' the auld dead abbots. But
- it's best no to be rash; sticking disna gang by strength, but by the
- guiding o' the gally. I'se be upsides wi' him ae day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What if you should inform Mr. Oldbuck?" said Lovel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, I dinna ken&mdash;Monkbarns and Sir Arthur are like, and yet they're no
- like neither. Monkbarns has whiles influence wi' him, and whiles Sir
- Arthur cares as little about him as about the like o' me. Monkbarns is no
- that ower wise himsell, in some things;&mdash;he wad believe a bodle to be an
- auld Roman coin, as he ca's it, or a ditch to be a camp, upon ony leasing
- that idle folk made about it. I hae garr'd him trow mony a queer tale
- mysell, gude forgie me. But wi' a' that, he has unco little sympathy wi'
- ither folks; and he's snell and dure eneugh in casting up their nonsense
- to them, as if he had nane o' his ain. He'll listen the hale day, an yell
- tell him about tales o' Wallace, and Blind Harry, and Davie Lindsay; but
- ye maunna speak to him about ghaists or fairies, or spirits walking the
- earth, or the like o' that;&mdash;he had amaist flung auld Caxon out o' the
- window (and he might just as weel hae flung awa his best wig after him),
- for threeping he had seen a ghaist at the humlock-knowe. Now, if he was
- taking it up in this way, he wad set up the tother's birse, and maybe do
- mair ill nor gude&mdash;he's done that twice or thrice about thae mine-warks;
- ye wad thought Sir Arthur had a pleasure in gaun on wi' them the deeper,
- the mair he was warned against it by Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What say you then," said Lovel, "to letting Miss Wardour know the
- circumstance?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, puir thing, how could she stop her father doing his pleasure?&mdash;and,
- besides, what wad it help? There's a sough in the country about that six
- hundred pounds, and there's a writer chield in Edinburgh has been driving
- the spur-rowels o' the law up to the head into Sir Arthur's sides to gar
- him pay it, and if he canna, he maun gang to jail or flee the country.
- He's like a desperate man, and just catches at this chance as a' he has
- left, to escape utter perdition; so what signifies plaguing the puir
- lassie about what canna be helped? And besides, to say the truth, I wadna
- like to tell the secret o' this place. It's unco convenient, ye see
- yoursell, to hae a hiding-hole o' ane's ain; and though I be out o' the
- line o' needing ane e'en now, and trust in the power o' grace that I'll
- neer do onything to need ane again, yet naebody kens what temptation ane
- may be gien ower to&mdash;and, to be brief, I downa bide the thought of
- anybody kennin about the place;&mdash;they say, keep a thing seven year, an'
- yell aye find a use for't&mdash;and maybe I may need the cove, either for
- mysell, or for some ither body."
-</p>
-<p>
- This argument, in which Edie Ochiltree, notwithstanding his scraps of
- morality and of divinity, seemed to take, perhaps from old habit, a
- personal interest, could not be handsomely controverted by Lovel, who was
- at that moment reaping the benefit of the secret of which the old man
- appeared to be so jealous.
-</p>
-<p>
- This incident, however, was of great service to Lovel, as diverting his
- mind from the unhappy occurrence of the evening, and considerably rousing
- the energies which had been stupefied by the first view of his calamity.
- He reflected that it by no means necessarily followed that a dangerous
- wound must be a fatal one&mdash;that he had been hurried from the spot even
- before the surgeon had expressed any opinion of Captain M'Intyre's
- situation&mdash;and that he had duties on earth to perform, even should the
- very worst be true, which, if they could not restore his peace of mind or
- sense of innocence, would furnish a motive for enduring existence, and at
- the same time render it a course of active benevolence.&mdash;Such were
- Lovel's feelings, when the hour arrived when, according to Edie's
- calculation&mdash;who, by some train or process of his own in observing the
- heavenly bodies, stood independent of the assistance of a watch or
- time-keeper&mdash;it was fitting they should leave their hiding-place, and
- betake themselves to the seashore, in order to meet Lieutenant Taffril's
- boat according to appointment.
-</p>
-<p>
- They retreated by the same passage which had admitted them to the prior's
- secret seat of observation, and when they issued from the grotto into the
- wood, the birds which began to chirp, and even to sing, announced that
- the dawn was advanced. This was confirmed by the light and amber clouds
- that appeared over the sea, as soon as their exit from the copse
- permitted them to view the horizon.&mdash;Morning, said to be friendly to the
- muses, has probably obtained this character from its effect upon the
- fancy and feelings of mankind. Even to those who, like Lovel, have spent
- a sleepless and anxious night, the breeze of the dawn brings strength and
- quickening both of mind and body. It was, therefore, with renewed health
- and vigour that Lovel, guided by the trusty mendicant, brushed away the
- dew as he traversed the downs which divided the Den of St. Ruth, as the
- woods surrounding the ruins were popularly called, from the sea-shore.
-</p>
-<p>
- The first level beam of the sun, as his brilliant disk began to emerge
- from the ocean, shot full upon the little gun-brig which was lying-to in
- the offing&mdash;close to the shore the boat was already waiting, Taffril
- himself, with his naval cloak wrapped about him, seated in the stern. He
- jumped ashore when he saw the mendicant and Lovel approach, and, shaking
- the latter heartily by the hand, begged him not to be cast down.
- "M'Intyre's wound," he said, "was doubtful, but far from desperate."
- His attention had got Lovel's baggage privately sent on board the brig;
- "and," he said, "he trusted that, if Lovel chose to stay with the vessel,
- the penalty of a short cruise would be the only disagreeable consequence
- of his rencontre. As for himself, his time and motions were a good deal
- at his own disposal, he said, excepting the necessary obligation of
- remaining on his station."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We will talk of our farther motions," said Lovel, "as we go on board."
-</p>
-<p>
- Then turning to Edie, he endeavoured to put money into his hand. "I
- think," said Edie, as he tendered it back again, "the hale folk here have
- either gane daft, or they hae made a vow to rain my trade, as they say
- ower muckle water drowns the miller. I hae had mair gowd offered me
- within this twa or three weeks than I ever saw in my life afore. Keep the
- siller, lad&mdash;yell hae need o't, I'se warrant ye, and I hae nane my claes
- is nae great things, and I get a blue gown every year, and as mony siller
- groats as the king, God bless him, is years auld&mdash;you and I serve the
- same master, ye ken, Captain Taffril; there's rigging provided for&mdash;and
- my meat and drink I get for the asking in my rounds, or, at an orra time,
- I can gang a day without it, for I make it a rule never to pay for
- nane;&mdash;so that a' the siller I need is just to buy tobacco and sneeshin, and
- maybe a dram at a time in a cauld day, though I am nae dram-drinker to be
- a gaberlunzie;&mdash;sae take back your gowd, and just gie me a lily-white
- shilling."
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- Upon these whims, which he imagined intimately connected with the honour
- of his vagabond profession, Edie was flint and adamant, not to be moved
- by rhetoric or entreaty; and therefore Lovel was under the necessity of
- again pocketing his intended bounty, and taking a friendly leave of the
- mendicant by shaking him by the hand, and assuring him of his cordial
- gratitude for the very important services which he had rendered him,
- recommending, at the same time, secrecy as to what they had that night
- witnessed.&mdash;"Ye needna doubt that," said Ochiltree; "I never tell'd tales
- out o' yon cove in my life, though mony a queer thing I hae seen in't."
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- The boat now put off. The old man remained looking after it as it made
- rapidly towards the brig under the impulse of six stout rowers, and Lovel
- beheld him again wave his blue bonnet as a token of farewell ere he
- turned from his fixed posture, and began to move slowly along the sands
- as if resuming his customary perambulations.
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