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- <h2>
- THE ANTIQUARY
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- <br /><br />
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- <h2>
- BY SIR WALTER SCOTT, BART.
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- CONTENTS
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> VOLUME ONE </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_INTR"> INTRODUCTION </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER FOURTH. </a>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER FIFTH. </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER SIXTH. </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER SEVENTH. </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER EIGHTH. </a>
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- <h3>
- VOLUME II.
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Alink2HCH0001"> CHAPTER FIRST. </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Alink2HCH0002"> CHAPTER SECOND. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0005"> CHAPTER FIFTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0006"> CHAPTER SIXTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0007"> CHAPTER SEVENTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0010"> CHAPTER TENTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0013"> CHAPTER THIRTEENTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0014"> CHAPTER FOURTEENTH </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Alink2HCH0015"> CHAPTER FIFTEENTH. </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Alink2HCH0016"> CHAPTER SIXTEENTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0017"> CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH. </a>
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- <a href="#Alink2HCH0018"> CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH. </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_NOTE"> NOTES TO THE ANTIQUARY. </a>
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- <p>
- <br /><br />
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- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <h2>
- ILLUSTRATIONS
- </h2>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0001"> Bookcover </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0002"> Spines </a>
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- <p class="toc">
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- <a href="#image-0004"> Frontispiece </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0005"> The Antiquary and Lovel&mdash;the Sanctum </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0006"> Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0007"> The Rescue of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0008"> Eddie Ochiltree Visits Miss Wardour </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0009"> Mrs. Heukbane and Mrs. Shortcake </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0010"> St. Ruth (arbroath Abbey) </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0011"> The Ruins of St. Ruth </a>
- </p>
- <h3>
- VOLUME II.
- </h3>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0001"> Bookcover </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#image-0002"> Spines </a>
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- <a href="#Aimage-0005"> The Funeral of the Countess </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Aimage-0006"> Lord Glenallen and Elspeth </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Aimage-0007"> The Antiquary Visits Edie in Prison </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Aimage-0008"> My Good Friends, 'favete Linguis' </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#Aimage-0009"> The Antiquary Arming </a>
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- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <h2>
- ILLUSTRATORS
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- <br /><br />
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- Etching
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- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- The Antiquary and Lovel&mdash;Kinpurnes
- </td>
- <td>
- J. B. MacDonald
- </td>
- <td>
- T. J. Dagleish
- </td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- The Antiquary and Lovel&mdash;The Sanctum&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
- </td>
- <td>
- Robert Herdman
- </td>
- <td>
- B. Dammon
- </td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
- </td>
- <td>
- J. MacWhirter
- </td>
- <td>
- Alex Ansted
- </td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- Rescue of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour
- </td>
- <td>
- Sam Bough
- </td>
- <td>
- C. de Billy
- </td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- Edie Ochiltree visits Miss Wardour
- </td>
- <td>
- W. McTaggart
- </td>
- <td>
- C. O. Murray
- </td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- Mrs. Heukbane and Mrs. Shortcake
- </td>
- <td>
- Original Etching by:
- </td>
- <td>
- George Cruikshank
- </td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>
- St. Ruth (Arbroath Abbey)
- </td>
- <td>
- Photo Etching by:
- </td>
- <td>
- John Andrew &amp; Son Co.
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- </tr>
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- <td>
- Ruins of St. Ruth
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- <td>
- Original Etching by:
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- J. Moyr Smith
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- VOLUME ONE
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- I knew Anselmo. He was shrewd and prudent,
- Wisdom and cunning had their shares of him;
- But he was shrewish as a wayward child,
- And pleased again by toys which childhood please;
- As&mdash;-book of fables, graced with print of wood,
- Or else the jingling of a rusty medal,
- Or the rare melody of some old ditty,
- That first was sung to please King Pepin's cradle
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- The present work completes a series of fictitious narratives, intended to
- illustrate the manners of Scotland at three different periods. <i>Waverley</i>
- embraced the age of our fathers, <i>Guy Mannering</i> that of our own
- youth, and the <i>Antiquary</i> refers to the last ten years of the
- eighteenth century. I have, in the two last narratives especially, sought
- my principal personages in the class of society who are the last to feel
- the influence of that general polish which assimilates to each other the
- manners of different nations. Among the same class I have placed some of
- the scenes in which I have endeavoured to illustrate the operation of the
- higher and more violent passions; both because the lower orders are less
- restrained by the habit of suppressing their feelings, and because I
- agree, with my friend Wordsworth, that they seldom fail to express them in
- the strongest and most powerful language. This is, I think, peculiarly the
- case with the peasantry of my own country, a class with whom I have long
- been familiar. The antique force and simplicity of their language, often
- tinctured with the Oriental eloquence of Scripture, in the mouths of those
- of an elevated understanding, give pathos to their grief, and dignity to
- their resentment.
- </p>
- <p>
- I have been more solicitous to describe manners minutely than to arrange
- in any case an artificial and combined narrative, and have but to regret
- that I felt myself unable to unite these two requisites of a good Novel.
- </p>
- <p>
- The knavery of the adept in the following sheets may appear forced and
- improbable; but we have had very late instances of the force of
- superstitious credulity to a much greater extent, and the reader may be
- assured, that this part of the narrative is founded on a fact of actual
- occurrence.
- </p>
- <p>
- I have now only to express my gratitude to the Public for the
- distinguished reception which, they have given to works, that have little
- more than some truth of colouring to recommend them, and to take my
- respectful leave, as one who is not likely again to solicit their favour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- To the above advertisement, which was prefixed to the first edition of the
- Antiquary, it is necessary in the present edition to add a few words,
- transferred from the Introduction to the Chronicles of the Canongate,
- respecting the character of Jonathan Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I may here state generally, that although I have deemed historical
- personages free subjects of delineation, I have never on any occasion
- violated the respect due to private life. It was indeed impossible that
- traits proper to persons, both living and dead, with whom I have had
- intercourse in society, should not have risen to my pen in such works as
- Waverley, and those which, followed it. But I have always studied to
- generalise the portraits, so that they should still seem, on the whole,
- the productions of fancy, though possessing some resemblance to real
- individuals. Yet I must own my attempts have not in this last particular
- been uniformly successful. There are men whose characters are so
- peculiarly marked, that the delineation of some leading and principal
- feature, inevitably places the whole person before you in his
- individuality. Thus the character of Jonathan Oldbuck in the Antiquary,
- was partly founded on that of an old friend of my youth, to whom I am
- indebted for introducing me to Shakspeare, and other invaluable favours;
- but I thought I had so completely disguised the likeness, that it could
- not be recognised by any one now alive. I was mistaken, however, and
- indeed had endangered what I desired should be considered as a secret; for
- I afterwards learned that a highly respectable gentleman, one of the few
- surviving friends of my father, and an acute critic, had said, upon the
- appearance of the work, that he was now convinced who was the author of
- it, as he recognised, in the Antiquary, traces of the character of a very
- intimate friend* of my father's family."
- </p>
- <p>
- * [The late George Constable of Wallace Craigie, near Dundee.]
- </p>
- <p>
- I have only farther to request the reader not to suppose that my late
- respected friend resembled Mr. Oldbuck, either in his pedigree, or the
- history imputed to the ideal personage. There is not a single incident in
- the Novel which is borrowed from his real circumstances, excepting the
- fact that he resided in an old house near a flourishing seaport, and that
- the author chanced to witness a scene betwixt him and the female
- proprietor of a stage-coach, very similar to that which commences the
- history of the Antiquary. An excellent temper, with a slight degree of
- subacid humour; learning, wit, and drollery, the more poignant that they
- were a little marked by the peculiarities of an old bachelor; a soundness
- of thought, rendered more forcible by an occasional quaintness of
- expression, were, the author conceives, the only qualities in which the
- creature of his imagination resembled his benevolent and excellent old
- friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- The prominent part performed by the Beggar in the following narrative,
- induces the author to prefix a few remarks of that character, as it
- formerly existed in Scotland, though it is now scarcely to be traced.
- </p>
- <p>
- Many of the old Scottish mendicants were by no means to be confounded with
- the utterly degraded class of beings who now practise that wandering
- trade. Such of them as were in the habit of travelling through a
- particular district, were usually well received both in the farmer's ha',
- and in the kitchens of the country gentlemen. Martin, author of the <i>Reliquiae
- Divi Sancti Andreae,</i> written in 1683, gives the following account of
- one class of this order of men in the seventeenth century, in terms which
- would induce an antiquary like Mr. Oldbuck to regret its extinction. He
- conceives them to be descended from the ancient bards, and proceeds:&mdash;-"They
- are called by others, and by themselves, Jockies, who go about begging;
- and use still to recite the Sloggorne (gathering-words or war-cries) of
- most of the true ancient surnames of Scotland, from old experience and
- observation. Some of them I have discoursed, and found to have reason and
- discretion. One of them told me there were not now above twelve of them in
- the whole isle; but he remembered when they abounded, so as at one time he
- was one of five that usually met at St. Andrews."
- </p>
- <p>
- The race of Jockies (of the above description) has, I suppose, been long
- extinct in Scotland; but the old remembered beggar, even in my own time,
- like the Baccoch, or travelling cripple of Ireland, was expected to merit
- his quarters by something beyond an exposition of his distresses. He was
- often a talkative, facetious fellow, prompt at repartee, and not withheld
- from exercising his powers that way by any respect of persons, his patched
- cloak giving him the privilege of the ancient jester. To be a <i>gude
- crack,</i> that is, to possess talents for conversation, was essential to
- the trade of a "puir body" of the more esteemed class; and Burns, who
- delighted in the amusement their discourse afforded, seems to have looked
- forward with gloomy firmness to the possibility of himself becoming one
- day or other a member of their itinerant society. In his poetical works,
- it is alluded to so often, as perhaps to indicate that he considered the
- consummation as not utterly impossible. Thus in the fine dedication of his
- works to Gavin Hamilton, he says,&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- And when I downa yoke a naig,
- Then, Lord be thankit, I can beg.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Again, in his Epistle to Davie, a brother Poet, he states, that in their
- closing career&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- The last o't, the warst o't,
- Is only just to beg.
-</pre>
- <p>
- And after having remarked, that
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- To lie in kilns and barns at e'en,
- When banes are crazed and blude is thin,
-</pre>
- <p>
- Is doubtless great distress; the bard reckons up, with true poetical
- spirit, the free enjoyment of the beauties of nature, which might
- counterbalance the hardship and uncertainty of the life, even of a
- mendicant. In one of his prose letters, to which I have lost the
- reference, he details this idea yet more seriously, and dwells upon it, as
- not ill adapted to his habits and powers.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the life of a Scottish mendicant of the eighteenth century seems to
- have been contemplated without much horror by Robert Burns, the author can
- hardly have erred in giving to Edie Ochiltree something of poetical
- character and personal dignity, above the more abject of his miserable
- calling. The class had, intact, some privileges. A lodging, such as it
- was, was readily granted to them in some of the out-houses, and the usual
- <i>awmous</i> (alms) of a handful of meal (called a <i>gowpen</i>) was
- scarce denied by the poorest cottager. The mendicant disposed these,
- according to their different quality, in various bags around his person,
- and thus carried about with him the principal part of his sustenance,
- which he literally received for the asking. At the houses of the gentry,
- his cheer was mended by scraps of broken meat, and perhaps a Scottish
- "twalpenny," or English penny, which was expended in snuff or whiskey. In
- fact, these indolent peripatetics suffered much less real hardship and
- want of food, than the poor peasants from whom they received alms.
- </p>
- <p>
- If, in addition to his personal qualifications, the mendicant chanced to
- be a King's Bedesman, or Blue-Gown, he belonged, in virtue thereof, to the
- aristocracy of his order, and was esteemed a parson of great importance.
- </p>
- <p>
- These Bedesmen are an order of paupers to whom the Kings of Scotland were
- in the custom of distributing a certain alms, in conformity with the
- ordinances of the Catholic Church, and who where expected in return to
- pray for the royal welfare and that of the state. This order is still kept
- up. Their number is equal to the number of years which his Majesty has
- lived; and one Blue-Gown additional is put on the roll for every returning
- royal birth-day. On the same auspicious era, each Bedesman receives a new
- cloak, or gown of coarse cloth, the colour light blue, with a pewter
- badge, which confers on them the general privilege of asking alms through
- all Scotland,&mdash;all laws against sorning, masterful beggary, and every
- other species of mendicity, being suspended in favour of this privileged
- class. With his cloak, each receives a leathern purse, containing as many
- shillings Scots (videlicet, pennies sterling) as the sovereign is years
- old; the zeal of their intercession for the king's long life receiving, it
- is to be supposed, a great stimulus from their own present and increasing
- interest in the object of their prayers. On the same occasion one of the
- Royal Chaplains preaches a sermon to the Bedesmen, who (as one of the
- reverend gentlemen expressed himself) are the most impatient and
- inattentive audience in the world. Something of this may arise from a
- feeling on the part of the Bedesmen, that they are paid for their own
- devotions, not for listening to those of others. Or, more probably, it
- arises from impatience, natural, though indecorous in men bearing so
- venerable a character, to arrive at the conclusion of the ceremonial of
- the royal birth-day, which, so far as they are concerned, ends in a lusty
- breakfast of bread and ale; the whole moral and religious exhibition
- terminating in the advice of Johnson's "Hermit hoar" to his proselyte,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Come, my lad, and drink some beer.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Of the charity bestowed on these aged Bedesmen in money and clothing,
- there are many records in the Treasurer's accompts. The following extract,
- kindly supplied by Mr. Macdonald of the Register House, may interest those
- whose taste is akin to that of Jonathan Oldbuck of Monkbarns.
- </p>
- <h4>
- BLEW GOWNIS.
- </h4>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- In the Account of Sir Robert Melvill of Murdocarney,
- Treasurer-Depute of King James VI., there are the following Payments:&mdash;
-
- "Junij 1590.
-
- "Item, to Mr. Peter Young, Elimosinar, twentie four gownis of blew
- clayth, to be gevin to xxiiij auld men, according to the yeiris of his
- hienes age, extending to viii xx viii elnis clayth; price of the elne
- xxiiij <i>s. </i> Inde, ij <i>c</i>j <i>li. </i>xij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for sextene elnis bukrum to the saidis gownis, price of the elne x
- <i>s. </i> Inde, viij <i>li. </i>
-
- "Item, twentie four pursis, and in ilk purse twentie four schelling
- Inde, xxciij <i>li. </i> xvj <i>s. </i>
- "Item, the price of ilk purse iiij <i>d. </i> Inde, viij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for making of the saidis gownis viij <i>li.</i>"
-
- In the Account of John, Earl of Mar, Great Treasurer of Scotland, and of
- Sir Gideon Murray of Enbank, Treasurer-Depute, the Blue-Gowns also appear
- thus:&mdash;
-
-
- "Junij 1617.
-
- "Item, to James Murray, merchant, for fyftene scoir sex elnis and aine
- half elne of blew claith to be gownis to fyftie ane aigeit men, according
- to the yeiris of his Majesteis age, at xl <i>s. </i> the elne
- Inde, vj <i>c</i> xiij <i>li. </i>
-
- "Item, to workmen for careing the blewis to James Aikman, tailyeour, his
- hous xiij <i>s. </i> iiij <i>d. </i>
-
- "Item, for sex elnis and ane half of harden to the saidis gownis, at vj
- <i>s. </i> viij <i>d. </i> the elne Inde, xliij <i>s. </i>iiij <i>d. </i>
-
- "Item, to the said workmen for careing of the gownis fra the said James
- Aikman's hous to the palace of Halyrudehous xviij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for making the saidis fyftie ane gownis, at xij <i>s. </i> the peice
- Inde, xxx <i>li. </i>xij <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, for fyftie ane pursis to the said puire menlj <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, to Sir Peter Young, li <i>s. </i> to be put in everie ane of the saidis
- ljpursis to the said poore men j <i>c</i>xxxl jj <i>s. </i>
-
- "Item, to the said Sir Peter, to buy breid and drink to the said puir men
- vj <i>li. </i>xiij <i>s. </i>iiij <i>d. </i>
-
- "Item, to the said Sir Peter, to be delt amang uther puire folk j <i>c</i>li.
-
- "Item, upoun the last day of Junii to Doctor Young, Deane of Winchester,
- Elimozinar Deput to his Majestic, twentie fyve pund sterling, to be gevin
- to the puir be the way in his Majesteis progress Inde, iij <i>c li.</i>"
-</pre>
- <p>
- I have only to add, that although the institution of King's Bedesmen still
- subsists, they are now seldom to be seen on the streets of Edinburgh, of
- which their peculiar dress made them rather a characteristic feature.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having thus given an account of the genus and species to which Edie
- Ochiltree appertains, the author may add, that the individual he had in
- his eye was Andrew Gemmells, an old mendicant of the character described,
- who was many years since well known, and must still be remembered, in the
- vales of Gala, Tweed, Ettrick, Yarrow, and the adjoining country.
- </p>
- <p>
- The author has in his youth repeatedly seen and conversed with Andrew, but
- cannot recollect whether he held the rank of Blue-Gown. He was a
- remarkably fine old figure, very tall, and maintaining a soldierlike or
- military manner and address. His features were intelligent, with a
- powerful expression of sarcasm. His motions were always so graceful, that
- he might almost have been suspected of having studied them; for he might,
- on any occasion, have, served as a model for an artist, so remarkably
- striking were his ordinary attitudes. Andrew Gemmells had little of the
- cant of his calling; his wants were food and shelter, or a trifle of
- money, which he always claimed, and seemed to receive as his due. He, sung
- a good song, told a good story, and could crack a severe jest with all the
- acumen of Shakespeare's jesters, though without using, like them, the
- cloak of insanity. It was some fear of Andrew's satire, as much as a
- feeling of kindness or charity, which secured him the general good
- reception which he enjoyed everywhere. In fact, a jest of Andrew Gemmells,
- especially at the expense of a person of consequence, flew round the
- circle which he frequented, as surely as the bon-mot of a man of
- established character for wit glides through the fashionable world, Many
- of his good things are held in remembrance, but are generally too local
- and personal to be introduced here.
- </p>
- <p>
- Andrew had a character peculiar to himself among his tribe for aught I
- ever heard. He was ready and willing to play at cards or dice with any one
- who desired such amusement. This was more in the character of the Irish
- itinerant gambler, called in that country a "carrow," than of the Scottish
- beggar. But the late Reverend Doctor Robert Douglas, minister of
- Galashiels, assured the author, that the last time he saw Andrew Gemmells,
- he was engaged in a game at brag with a gentleman of fortune, distinction,
- and birth. To preserve the due gradations of rank, the party was made at
- an open window of the chateau, the laird sitting on his chair in the
- inside, the beggar on a stool in the yard; and they played on the
- window-sill. The stake was a considerable parcel of silver. The author
- expressing some surprise, Dr. Douglas observed, that the laird was no
- doubt a humourist or original; but that many decent persons in those times
- would, like him, have thought there was nothing extraordinary in passing
- an hour, either in card-playing or conversation, with Andrew Gemmells.
- </p>
- <p>
- This singular mendicant had generally, or was supposed to have, much money
- about his person, as would have been thought the value of his life among
- modern foot-pads. On one occasion, a country gentleman, generally esteemed
- a very narrow man, happening to meet Andrew, expressed great regret that
- he had no silver in his pocket, or he would have given him sixpence.&mdash;"I
- can give you change for a note, laird," replied Andrew.
- </p>
- <p>
- Like most who have arisen to the head of their profession, the modern
- degradation which mendicity has undergone was often the subject of
- Andrew's lamentations. As a trade, he said, it was forty pounds a-year
- worse since he had first practised it. On another occasion he observed,
- begging was in modern times scarcely the profession of a gentleman; and
- that, if he had twenty sons, he would not easily be induced to breed one
- of them up in his own line. When or where this <i>laudator temporis acti</i>
- closed his wanderings, the author never heard with certainty; but most
- probably, as Burns says,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;he died a cadger-powny's death,
- At some dike side.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The author may add another picture of the same kind as Edie Ochiltree and
- Andrew Gemmells; considering these illustrations as a sort of gallery,
- open to the reception of anything which may elucidate former manners, or
- amuse the reader.
- </p>
- <p>
- The author's contemporaries at the university of Edinburgh will probably
- remember the thin, wasted form of a venerable old Bedesman, who stood by
- the Potterrow-Port, now demolished, and, without speaking a syllable,
- gently inclined his head, and offered his hat, but with the least possible
- degree of urgency, towards each individual who passed. This man gained, by
- silence and the extenuated and wasted appearance of a palmer from a remote
- country, the same tribute which was yielded to Andrew Gemmells' sarcastic
- humour and stately deportment. He was understood to be able to maintain a
- son a student in the theological classes of the University, at the gate of
- which the father was a mendicant. The young man was modest and inclined to
- learning, so that a student of the same age, and whose parents where
- rather of the lower order, moved by seeing him excluded from the society
- of other scholars when the secret of his birth was suspected, endeavoured
- to console him by offering him some occasional civilities. The old
- mendicant was grateful for this attention to his son, and one day, as the
- friendly student passed, he stooped forward more than usual, as if to
- intercept his passage. The scholar drew out a halfpenny, which he
- concluded was the beggar's object, when he was surprised to receive his
- thanks for the kindness he had shown to Jemmie, and at the same time a
- cordial invitation to dine with them next Saturday, "on a shoulder of
- mutton and potatoes," adding, "ye'll put on your clean sark, as I have
- company." The student was strongly tempted to accept this hospitable
- proposal, as many in his place would probably have done; but, as the
- motive might have been capable of misrepresentation, he thought it most
- prudent, considering the character and circumstances of the old man, to
- decline the invitation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Such are a few traits of Scottish mendicity, designed to throw light on a
- Novel in which a character of that description plays a prominent part. We
- conclude, that we have vindicated Edie Ochiltree's right to the importance
- assigned him; and have shown, that we have known one beggar take a hand at
- cards with a person of distinction, and another give dinner parties.
- </p>
- <p>
- I know not if it be worth while to observe, that the Antiquary,* was not
- so well received on its first appearance as either of its predecessors,
- though in course of time it rose to equal, and, with some readers,
- superior popularity.
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note A. Mottoes.
- </p>
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- EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION
- </h2>
- <h3>
- TO
- </h3>
- <h3>
- THE ANTIQUARY.
- </h3>
- <p>
- "THE ANTIQUARY" was begun in 1815; the bargain for its publication by
- Constable was made in the October of that year. On December 22 Scott wrote
- to Morritt: "I shall set myself seriously to 'The Antiquary,' of which I
- have only a very general sketch at present; but when once I get my pen to
- the paper it will walk fast enough. I am sometimes tempted to leave it
- alone, and try whether it will not write as well without the assistance of
- my head as with it,&mdash;a hopeful prospect for the reader!'" It is
- amazing enough that he even constructed "a general sketch," for to such
- sketches he confesses that he never could keep constant. "I have generally
- written to the middle of one of these novels without having the least idea
- how it was to end,&mdash;in short, in the <i>hab nab at a venture style</i>
- of composition" (Journal, Feb. 24, 1828). Yet it is almost impossible but
- that the plot of "The Antiquary" should have been duly considered. Scott
- must have known from the first who Lovel was to turn out to be, and must
- have recognised in the hapless bride of Lord Glenallan the object of the
- Antiquary's solitary and unfortunate passion. To introduce another
- Wandering Heir immediately after the Harry Bertram of "Guy Mannering" was
- rather audacious. But that old favourite, the Lost Heir, is nearly certain
- to be popular. For the Antiquary's immortal sorrow Scott had a model in
- his own experience. "What a romance to tell!&mdash;and told, I fear, it
- will one day be. And then my three years of dreaming and my two years of
- wakening will be chronicled doubtless. But the dead will feel no pain."
- The dead, as Aristotle says, if they care for such things at all, care no
- more than we do for what has passed in a dream.
- </p>
- <p>
- The general sketch probably began to take full shape about the last day of
- 1815. On December 29 Scott wrote to Ballantyne:&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
-
- DEAR JAMES,&mdash;
- I've done, thank'God, with the long yarns
- Of the most prosy of Apostles&mdash;Paul, 1
- And now advance, sweet heathen of Monkbarns,
- Step out, old quizz, as fast as I can scrawl.
-</pre>
- <p>
- In "The Antiquary" Scott had a subject thoroughly to his mind. He had been
- an antiquary from his childhood. His earliest pence had been devoted to
- that collection of printed ballads which is still at Abbotsford. These he
- mentions in the unfinished fragment of his "Reliquiae Trotcosienses," in
- much the same words as in his manuscript note on one of the seven volumes.
- </p>
- <p>
- "This little collection of Stall tracts and ballads was formed by me, when
- a boy, from the baskets of the travelling pedlars. Until put into its
- present decent binding it had such charms for the servants that it was
- repeatedly, and with difficulty, recovered from their clutches. It
- contains most of the pieces that were popular about thirty years since,
- and, I dare say, many that could not now be procured for any price
- (1810)."
- </p>
- <p>
- Nor did he collect only&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "The rare melody of some old ditties
- That first were sung to please King Pepin's cradle.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Walter had soon begun to gather out-of-the-way things of all sorts. He
- had more books than shelves [sic]; a small painted cabinet with Scotch and
- Roman coins in it, and so forth. A claymore and Lochaber axe, given him by
- old Invernahyle, mounted guard on a little print of Prince Charlie; and
- Broughton's Saucer was hooked up on the wall below it." He had entered
- literature through the ruined gateway of archleology, in the "Border
- Minstrelsy," and his last project was an edition of Perrault's "Contes de
- Ma Mere l'Oie." As pleasant to him as the purchase of new lands like Turn
- Again, bought dearly, as in Monkbarns's case, from "bonnet lauds," was a
- fresh acquisition of an old book or of old armour. Yet, with all his
- enthusiasm, he did not please the antiquaries of his own day. George
- Chalmers, in Constable's "Life and Correspondence" (i. 431), sneers at his
- want of learning. "His notes are loose and unlearned, as they generally
- are." Charles Kirkpatrick Sharpe, his friend in life, disported himself in
- jealous and ribald mockery of Scott's archaeological knowledge, when Scott
- was dead. In a letter of the enigmatic Thomas Allen, or James Stuart Hay,
- father of John Sobieski and Charles Edward Stuart, this mysterious person
- avers that he never knew Scott's opinion to be held as of any value by
- antiquaries (1829). They probably missed in him "a sort of pettifogging
- intimacy with dates, names, and trifling matters of fact,&mdash;a tiresome
- and frivolous accuracy of memory" which Sir Arthur Wardour reproves in
- Monkbarns. Scott, in brief, was not as Dry-as-dust; all the dead bones
- that he touches come to life. He was as great an archeologist as a poet
- can be, and, with Virgil, was the greatest antiquary among poets. Like
- Monkbarns, he was not incapable of being beguiled. As Oldbuck bought the
- bodle from the pedlar at the price of a rare coin, so Scott took Surtees's
- "Barthram's Dirge," and his Latin legend of the tourney with the spectre
- knight, for genuine antiquities. No Edie Ochiltree ever revealed to him
- the truth about these forgeries, and the spectre knight, with the ballad
- of "Anthony Featherstonhaugh," hold their own in "Marmion," to assure the
- world that this antiquary was gullible when the sleight was practised by a
- friend. "Non est tanti," he would have said, had he learned the truth; for
- he was ever conscious of the humorous side of the study of the mouldering
- past. "I do not know anything which relieves the mind so much from the
- sullens as a trifling discourse about antiquarian oldwomanries. It is like
- knitting a stocking,&mdash;diverting the mind without occupying it."
- ("Journal," March 9, 1828).
- </p>
- <p>
- Begun about Jan. 1, 1816, "The Antiquary" was published before May 16,
- 1816, when Scott writes to say that he has sent Mr. Morritt the novel
- "some time since." "It is not so interesting as its predecessors; the
- period does not admit of so much romantic situation. But it has been more
- fortunate than any of them in the sale, for six thousand went off in the
- first six days, and it is now at press again." The Preface of the first
- edition ends with the melancholy statement that the author "takes his
- respectful leave, as one who is not likely again to solicit favour."
- Apparently Scott had already determined not to announce his next novels
- ("The Black Dwarf" and "Old Mortality") as "by the Author of Waverley."
- Mr. Constable, in the biography of his father, says (iii. 84): "Even
- before the publication of 'The Antiquary,' John Ballantyne had been
- impowered by the Author to negotiate with Mr. Murray and Mr. Blackwood for
- the first series of the 'Tales of my Landlord.'" The note of withdrawal
- from the stage, in the first edition of "The Antiquary," was probably only
- a part of another experiment on public sagacity. As Lockhart says, Mr.
- Murray and Mr. Blackwood thought that the consequent absence of the Author
- of "Waverley's" name from the "Tales of my Landlord" would "check very
- much the first success of the book;" but they risked this, "to disturb
- Constable's tenure."
- </p>
- <p>
- Scott's temporary desertion of Constable in the "Tales of my Landlord" may
- have had various motives. There was a slight grudge against Constable,
- born of some complications of the Ballantynes' affairs. Perhaps the mere
- amusement of the experiment on public sagacity was one of the more
- powerful reasons for the change. In our day Lord Lytton and Mr. Trollope
- made similar trials of their popularity when anonymous, the former author
- with the greater success. The idea of these masquerades and veils of the
- incognito appears to have bewitched Constable. William Godwin was writing
- for him his novel "Mandeville," and Godwin had obviously been counselled
- to try a disguise. He says (Jan. 30, 1816) "I have amused my imagination a
- thousand times since last we parted with the masquerade you devised for
- me. The world is full of wonder. An old favourite is always reviewed with
- coldness. . . . 'Pooh,' they say; 'Godwin has worn his pen to the stump!'
- . . . But let me once be equipped with a significant mask and an unknown
- character from your masquerade shop, and admitted to figure in with the
- 'Last Minstrel,' the 'Lady of the Lake,' and 'Guy Mannering' in the
- Scottish carnival, Gods! how the boys and girls will admire me! 'Here is a
- new wonder!' they will say. 'Ah, this is something like! Here is Godwin
- beaten on his own ground. . . Here is for once a Scottish writer that they
- cannot say has anything of the Scotchman about him.'"
- </p>
- <p>
- However, Mr. Godwin did not don the mask and domino. "Mandeville" came out
- about the same time as "Rob Roy;" but the "craziness of the public" for
- the Author of "Waverley" was not changed into a passion for the
- father-in-law of Shelley.
- </p>
- <p>
- "'The Antiquary,' after a little pause of hesitation, attained popularity
- not inferior to 'Guy Mannering,' and though the author appears for a
- moment to have shared the doubts which he read in the countenance of James
- Ballantyne, it certainly was, in the sequel, his chief favourite among all
- his novels.'"
- </p>
- <p>
- As Scott said to Terry, "If a man will paint from nature, he will be
- likely to amuse those who are daily looking at it." The years which saw
- the first appearance of "Guy Mannering" also witnessed that of "Emma." By
- the singular chance, or law, which links great authors closely in time,
- giving us novelists in pairs, Miss Austen was "drawing from nature" at the
- very moment when Scott was wedding nature with romance. How generously and
- wisely he admired her is familiar, and it may, to some, seem curious that
- he never deliberately set himself to a picture of ordinary life, free from
- the intrusion of the unusual, of the heroic. Once, looking down at the
- village which lies on the Tweed, opposite Melrose, he remarked that under
- its roofs tragedies and tales were doubtless being lived. 'I undertake to
- say there is some real romance at this moment going on down there, that,
- if it could have justice done to it, would be well worth all the fiction
- that was ever spun out of human brains.' But the example he gave was
- terrible,&mdash;"anything more dreadful was never conceived by Crabbe;"
- yet, adds Lockhart, "it would never have entered into his head to
- elaborate such a tale." He could not dwell in the unbroken gloom dear to
- some modern malingerers. But he could easily have made a tale of common
- Scotch life, dark with the sorrow of Mucklebackit, and bright with the
- mirth of Cuddie Headrigg. There was, however, this difficulty,&mdash;that
- Scott cared not to write a story of a single class. "From the peer to the
- ploughman," all society mingles in each of his novels. A fiction of
- middle-class life did not allure him, and he was not at the best, but at
- his worst, as Sydney Smith observed, in the light talk of society. He
- could admire Miss Austen, and read her novels again and again; but had he
- attempted to follow her, by way of variety, then inevitably wild as well
- as disciplined humour would have kept breaking in, and his fancy would
- have wandered like the old knights of Arthur's Court, "at adventure." "St.
- Ronan's Well" proved the truth of all this. Thus it happens that, in "The
- Antiquary," with all his sympathy for the people, with all his knowledge
- of them, he does not confine himself to their cottages. As Lockhart says,
- in his admirable piece of criticism, he preferred to choose topics in
- which he could display "his highest art, that of skilful contrast."
- </p>
- <p>
- Even the tragic romance of "Waverley" does not set off its Macwheebles and
- Callum Begs better than the oddities of Jonathan Oldbuck and his circle
- are relieved, on the one hand by the stately gloom of the Glenallans, on
- the other by the stern affliction of the poor fisherman, who, when
- discovered repairing "the auld black bitch of a boat," in which his boy
- had been lost, and congratulated by his visitors on being capable of the
- exertion, makes answer, "And what would you have me to do, unless I wanted
- to see four children starve, because one is drowned? It 's weel with you
- gentles, that can sit in the house with handkerchers at your een, when ye
- lose a friend; but the like o' us maun to our work again, if our hearts
- were beating as hard as ony hammer." And to his work again Scott had to go
- when he lost the partner of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- The simple unsought charm which Lockhart notes in "The Antiquary" may have
- passed away in later works, when what had been the amusement of happy days
- became the task of sadness. But this magic "The Antiquary" keeps perhaps
- beyond all its companions,&mdash;the magic of pleasant memories and
- friendly associations. The sketches of the epoch of expected invasion,
- with its patriotic musters and volunteer drillings, are pictures out of
- that part in the author's life which, with his early Highland wanderings
- ("Waverley") and his Liddesdale raids ("Guy Mannering"), was most dear to
- him. In "Redgauntlet," again, he makes, as Alan Fairford, a return on his
- youth and his home, and in "Rob Roy" he revives his Highland
- recollections, his Highland lairds of "the blawing, bleezing stories."
- None of the rest of the tales are so intimate in their connection with
- Scott's own personal history. "The Antiquary" has always, therefore, been
- held in the very first rank of his novels.
- </p>
- <p>
- As far as plot goes, though Godwin denied that it had any story, "The
- Antiquary" may be placed among the most careful. The underplot of the
- Glenallans, gloomy almost beyond endurance, is very ingeniously made to
- unravel the mystery of Lovel. The other side-narrative, that of
- Dousterswivel, is the weak point of the whole; but this Scott justifies by
- "very late instances of the force of superstitious credulity, to a much
- greater extent." Some occurrence of the hour may have suggested the
- knavish adept with his divining-rod. But facts are never a real excuse for
- the morally incredible, or all but incredible, in fiction. On the wealth
- and vraisemblance and variety of character it were superfluous to dilate.
- As in Shakspeare, there is not even a minor person but lives and is of
- flesh and blood, if we except, perhaps, Dousterswivel and Sir Arthur
- Wardour. Sir Arthur is only Sir Robert Hazlewood over again, with a
- slightly different folly and a somewhat more amiable nature. Lovel's
- place, as usual, is among the shades of heroes, and his love-affair is far
- less moving, far more summarily treated, than that of Jenny Caxon. The
- skilful contrasts are perhaps most remarkable when we compare Elspeth of
- the Burnfoot with the gossiping old women in the post-office at Fairport,&mdash;a
- town studied perhaps from Arbroath. It was the opinion of Sydney Smith
- that every one of the novels, before "The Fortunes of Nigel," contained a
- Meg Merrilies and a Dominie Sampson. He may have recognized a male Meg in
- Edie Ochiltree,&mdash;the invaluable character who is always behind a
- wall, always overhears everything, and holds the threads of the plot. Or
- he may have been hypercritical enough to think that Elspeth of the
- Burnfoot is the Meg of the romance. Few will agree with him that Meg
- Merrilies, in either of these cases, is "good, but good too often."
- </p>
- <p>
- The supposed "originals" of certain persons in the tale have been topics
- of discussion. The character of Oldbuck, like most characters in fiction,
- is a combination of traits observed in various persons. Scott says, in a
- note to the Ashiestiel fragment of Autobiography, that Mr. George
- Constable, an old friend of his father's, "had many of those peculiarities
- of character which long afterwards I tried to develop in the character of
- Jonathan Oldbuck." Sir Walter, when a child, made Mr. Constable's
- acquaintance at Prestonpans in 1777, where he explored the battle-field
- "under the learned guidance of Dalgetty." Mr. Constable first introduced
- him to Shakspeare's plays, and gave him his first German dictionary. Other
- traits may have been suggested by John Clerk of Eldin, whose grandfather
- was the hero of the story "Praetorian here, Praetorian there, I made it
- wi' a flaughter spade." Lockhart is no doubt right in thinking that
- Oldbuck is partly a caricature of Oldbuck's creator,&mdash;Sir Walter
- indeed frankly accepted the kinship; and the book which he began on his
- own collection he proposed to style "Reliquim Trotcosienses; or, the
- Gabions of Jonathan Oldbuck."
- </p>
- <p>
- Another person who added a few points to Oldbuck was "Sandy Gordon,"
- author of the "Itinerarium Septentrionale" (1726), the very folio which
- Monkbarns carried in the dilatory coach to Queensferry. Gordon had been a
- student in the University of Aberdeen; he was an amateur in many arts, but
- antiquarianism was his favourite hobby. He was an acquaintance of Sir John
- Clerk of Eldin, the hero of the Praetorium. The words of Gordon in his
- "Itinerarium," where he describes the battle of the Grampians, have
- supplied, or suggested, the speech of Monkbarns at the Kaim of Kinprunes.
- The great question was, Where is the Mons Grampius of Tacitus? Dismissing
- Camden's Grantsbain, because he does not know where it is, Gordon says,
- "As for our Scotch Antiquaries, they are so divided that some will have it
- to be in the shire of Angus, or in the Mearns, some at the Blair of Athol
- in Perthshire, or Ardoch in Strathallan, and others at Inverpeffery."
- Gordon votes for Strathern, "half a mile short of the Kirk of Comrie."
- This spot is both at the foot of the Montes Grampii, "and boasts a Roman
- camp capable of holding an army fit to encounter so formidable a number as
- thirty thousand Caledonians. . . . Here is the Porta Decumana, opposite
- the Prcetoria, together with the dextra and sinistra gates," all
- discovered by Sandy Gordon. "Moreover, the situation of the ground is so
- very exact with the description given by Tacitus, that in all my travels
- through Britain I never beheld anything with more pleasure. . . . Nor is
- it difficult, in viewing this ground, to say where the Covinarii, or
- Charioteers, stood. In fine, to an Antiquary, this is a ravishing scene."
- He adds the argument "that Galgacus's name still remains on this ground,
- for the moor on which the camp stood is called to this day Galdachan, or
- Galgachan Rosmoor." All this lore Gordon illustrates by an immense chart
- of a camp, and a picture of very small Montes Grampii, about the size and
- shape of buns. The plate is dedicated to his excellency General Wade.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another point Monkbapns borrows from Gordon. Sandy has a plate (page
- 20) of "The Roman Sacellum of Mars Signifer, vulgarly called 'Arthur's
- Oon.' With regard to its shape, it is not unlike the famous Pantheon at
- Rome before the noble Portico was added to it by Marcus Agrippa." Gordon
- agrees with Stukeley in attributing Arthur's Oon to Agricola, and here
- Monkbarns and Lovel adopt almost his words. "Time has left Julius
- Agricola's very name on the place; . . . and if ever those initial letters
- J. A. M. P. M. P. T., mentioned by Sir Robert Sibbald, were engraven on a
- stone in this building, it may not be reckoned altogether absurd that they
- should bear this reading, JULIUS AGRICOLA MAGNUS PIETATIS MONUMENTUM
- POSUIT TEMPLUM; but this my reader may either accept or reject as he
- pleases. However, I think it may be as probably received as that
- inscription on Caligula's Pharos in Holland, which having these following
- letters, C. C. P. F., is read Caius Caligula Pharum Fecit." "This,"
- Monkbarns adds, "has ever been recorded as a sound exposition."
- </p>
- <p>
- The character of Edie Ochiltree, Scott himself avers to have been
- suggested by Andrew Gemmells, pleasantly described in the Introduction.
- Mr. Chambers, in "Illustrations of the Author of 'Waverley," clears up a
- point doubtful in Scott's memory, by saying that Geimells really was a
- Blue-Gown. He rode a horse of his own, and at races was a bookmaker. He
- once dropped at Rutherford, in Teviotdale, a clue of yarn containing
- twenty guineas. Like Edie Ochiltree, he had served at Fontenoy. He died at
- Roxburgh Newton in 1793, at the age of one hundred and five, according to
- his own reckoning. "His wealth was the means of enriching a nephew in
- Ayrshire, who is now (1825) a considerable landholder there, and belongs
- to a respectable class of society."
- </p>
- <p>
- An old Irus of similar character patrolled Teviotdale, while Andrew
- Gemmells was attached to Ettrick and Yarrow. This was Blind Willie Craw.
- Willie was the Society Journal of Hawick, and levied blackmail on the
- inhabitants. He is thus described by Mr. Grieve, in the Diary already
- quoted: "He lived at Branxholme Town, in a free house set apart for the
- gamekeeper, and for many a year carried all the bread from Hawick used in
- my father's family. He came in that way at breakfast-time, and got a
- wallet which he put it in, and returned at dinner-time with the 'bawbee
- rows' and two loaves. He laid the town of Hawick under contribution for
- bawbees, and he knew the history of every individual, and went rhyming
- through the town from door to door; and as he knew something against every
- one which they would rather wish should not be rehearsed, a bawbee put a
- stop to the paragraph which they wished suppressed. Willie Craw was the
- son of a gamekeeper of the duke's, and enjoyed a free house at Branxholme
- Town as long as he lived."
- </p>
- <p>
- Had Burns ever betaken himself to the gaberlunzie's life, which he speaks
- of in one of his poems as "the last o't, the worst o't," he would have
- proved a much more formidable satirist than poor Willie Craw, the last of
- the "blind crowders." Burns wrote, of course, in a spirit of reckless
- humour; but he could not, even in sport, have alluded to the life as
- "suited to his habits and powers," had gaberlunzies been mere mendicants.
- In Herd's collection of Ballads is one on the ancient Scottish beggar:&mdash;
- </p>
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- In Scotland there lived a humble beggar,
- He had nor house, nor hald, nor hame;
- But he was well liked by ilk a body,
- And they gave him sunkets to rax his wame.
-
- A sieve fu' o' meal, a handfu' o' groats,
- A dad o' a bannock, or pudding bree,
- Cauld porridge, or the lickings o' plates,
- Wad make him as blythe as a body could be.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The dress and trade of the beggar are said to have been adopted by James
- V. in his adventures, and tradition attributes to him a song, "The
- Gaberlunzie Man."
- </p>
- <p>
- One of Edie's most charming traits is his readiness to "fight for his
- dish, like the laird for his land," when a French invasion was expected.
- Scott places the date of "The False Alarm," when he himself rode a hundred
- miles to join his regiment, on Feb. 2, 1804.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lockhart gives it as an event of 1805 (vol. ii. p. 275). The occasion gave
- great pleasure to Scott, on account of the patriotism and courage
- displayed by all classes. "Me no muckle to fight for?" says Edie. "Isna
- there the country to fight for, and the burns I gang dandering beside, and
- the hearths o' the gudewives that gie me my bit bread, and the bits o'
- weans that come toddling to play wi' me when I come about a landward
- town?" Edie had fought at Fontenoy, and was of the old school. Scott would
- have been less pleased with a recruit from St. Boswells, on the Tweed.
- This man was a shoemaker, John Younger, a very intelligent and worthy
- person, famous as an angler and writer on angling, who has left an account
- of the "False Alarm" in his memoirs. His view was that the people, unlike
- Edie, had nothing to fight for, that only the rich had any reason to be
- patriotic, that the French had no quarrel with the poor. In fact, Mr.
- Younger was a cosmopolitan democrat, and sneered at the old Border glories
- of the warlike days. Probably, however, he would have done his duty, had
- the enemy landed, and, like Edie, might have remembered the "burns he
- dandered beside," always with a fishingrod in his hand.
- </p>
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- The Editor cannot resist the temptation to add that the patriotic
- lady mentioned in Scott's note, who "would rather have seen her son
- dead on that hearth than hear that he had been a horse's length
- behind his companions," was his paternal great-grandmother, Mrs.
- John Lang. Her husband, who died shortly afterwards, so that she was
- a widow when Scott conversed with her, chanced to be chief
- magistrate of Selkirk. His family was aroused late one night by the
- sound of a carriage hurrying down the steep and narrow street. Lord
- Napier was bringing, probably from Hawick, the tidings that the
- beacons were ablaze. The town-bell was instantly rung, the
- inhabitants met in the marketplace, where Scott's statue now stands,
- and the whole force, with one solitary exception, armed and marched
- to Dalkeith. According to the gentleman whose horse and arms were
- sent on to meet him, it was intended, if the French proved
- victorious, that the population of the Border towns should abandon
- their homes and retire to the hills.
-</pre>
- <p>
- No characters in the "Antiquary," except Monkbarns and Edie Ochiltree,
- seem to have been borrowed from notable originals. The frauds of
- Dousterswivel, Scott says, are rendered plausible by "very late instances
- of the force of superstitious credulity to a much greater extent." He can
- hardly be referring to the career of Cagliostro, but he may have had in
- his memory some unsuccessful mining speculations by Charles Earl of
- Traquair, who sought for lead and found little or none in Traquair hills.
- The old "Statistical Account of Scotland" (vol. xii. p. 370) says nothing
- about imposture, and merely remarks that "the noble family of Traquair
- have made several attempts to discover lead mines, and have found
- quantities of the ore of that metal, though not adequate to indemnify the
- expenses of working, and have therefore given up the attempt." This was
- published in 1794, so twenty years had passed when "The Antiquary" was
- written. If there was here an "instance of superstitious credulity," it
- was not "a very late instance." The divining, or "dowsing," rod of
- Dousterswivel still keeps its place in mining superstition and in the
- search for wells.
- </p>
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-With "The Antiquary" most contemporary reviews of the novels lose their
-interest. Their author had firmly established his position, at least till
-"The Monastery" caused some murmurings. Even the "Quarterly Review" was
-infinitely more genial in its reception of "The Antiquary" than of "Guy
-Mannering." The critic only grumbled at Lovel's feverish dreams, which,
-he thought, showed an intention to introduce the marvellous. He
-complained of "the dark dialect of Anglified Erse," but found comfort in
-the glossary appended. The "Edinburgh Review" pronounced the chapter on
-the escape from the tide to be "I the very best description we have ever
-met, inverse or in prose, in ancient or in modern writing." No reviewer
-seems to have noticed that the sun is made to set in the sea, on the east
-coast of Scotland. The "Edinburgh," however, declared that the Antiquary,
-"at least in so far as he is an Antiquary," was the chief blemish on the
-book. The "sweet heathen of Monkbarns" has not suffered from this
-disparagement. The "British Critic" pledged its reputation that Scott was
-the author. If an argument were wanted, "it would be that which has been
-applied to prove the authenticity of the last book of the Iliad,&mdash;that
-Homer must have written it, because no one else could." Alas! that
-argument does not convince German critics.
- ANDREW LANG.
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- CHAPTER FIRST.
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- Go call a coach, and let a coach be called,
- And let the man who calleth be the caller;
- And in his calling let him nothing call,
- But Coach! Coach! Coach! O for a coach, ye gods!
- Chrononhotonthologos.
-</pre>
- <p>
- It was early on a fine summer's day, near the end of the eighteenth
- century, when a young man, of genteel appearance, journeying towards the
- north-east of Scotland, provided himself with a ticket in one of those
- public carriages which travel between Edinburgh and the Queensferry, at
- which place, as the name implies, and as is well known to all my northern
- readers, there is a passage-boat for crossing the Firth of Forth. The
- coach was calculated to carry six regular passengers, besides such
- interlopers as the coachman could pick up by the way, and intrude upon
- those who were legally in possession. The tickets, which conferred right
- to a seat in this vehicle, of little ease, were dispensed by a
- sharp-looking old dame, with a pair of spectacles on a very thin nose, who
- inhabited a "laigh shop," <i>anglice,</i> a cellar, opening to the High
- Street by a straight and steep stair, at the bottom of which she sold
- tape, thread, needles, skeins of worsted, coarse linen cloth, and such
- feminine gear, to those who had the courage and skill to descend to the
- profundity of her dwelling, without falling headlong themselves, or
- throwing down any of the numerous articles which, piled on each side of
- the descent, indicated the profession of the trader below.
- </p>
- <p>
- The written hand-bill, which, pasted on a projecting board, announced that
- the Queensferry Diligence, or Hawes Fly, departed precisely at twelve
- o'clock on Tuesday, the fifteenth July 17&mdash;, in order to secure for
- travellers the opportunity of passing the Firth with the flood-tide, lied
- on the present occasion like a bulletin; for although that hour was pealed
- from Saint Giles's steeple, and repeated by the Tron, no coach appeared
- upon the appointed stand. It is true, only two tickets had been taken out,
- and possibly the lady of the subterranean mansion might have an
- understanding with her Automedon, that, in such cases, a little space was
- to be allowed for the chance of filling up the vacant places&mdash;or the
- said Automedon might have been attending a funeral, and be delayed by the
- necessity of stripping his vehicle of its lugubrious trappings&mdash;or he
- might have staid to take a half-mutchkin extraordinary with his crony the
- hostler&mdash;or&mdash;in short, he did not make his appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- The young gentleman, who began to grow somewhat impatient, was now joined
- by a companion in this petty misery of human life&mdash;the person who had
- taken out the other place. He who is bent upon a journey is usually easily
- to be distinguished from his fellow-citizens. The boots, the great-coat,
- the umbrella, the little bundle in his hand, the hat pulled over his
- resolved brows, the determined importance of his pace, his brief answers
- to the salutations of lounging acquaintances, are all marks by which the
- experienced traveller in mail-coach or diligence can distinguish, at a
- distance, the companion of his future journey, as he pushes onward to the
- place of rendezvous. It is then that, with worldly wisdom, the first comer
- hastens to secure the best berth in the coach for himself, and to make the
- most convenient arrangement for his baggage before the arrival of his
- competitors. Our youth, who was gifted with little prudence, of any sort,
- and who was, moreover, by the absence of the coach, deprived of the power
- of availing himself of his priority of choice, amused himself, instead, by
- speculating upon the occupation and character of the personage who was now
- come to the coach office.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was a good-looking man of the age of sixty, perhaps older,&mdash;but
- his hale complexion and firm step announced that years had not impaired
- his strength or health. His countenance was of the true Scottish cast,
- strongly marked, and rather harsh in features, with a shrewd and
- penetrating eye, and a countenance in which habitual gravity was enlivened
- by a cast of ironical humour. His dress was uniform, and of a colour
- becoming his age and gravity; a wig, well dressed and powdered, surmounted
- by a slouched hat, had something of a professional air. He might be a
- clergyman, yet his appearance was more that of a man of the world than
- usually belongs to the kirk of Scotland, and his first ejaculation put the
- matter beyond question.
- </p>
- <p>
- He arrived with a hurried pace, and, casting an alarmed glance towards the
- dial-plate of the church, then looking at the place where the coach should
- have been, exclaimed, "Deil's in it&mdash;I am too late after all!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The young man relieved his anxiety, by telling him the coach had not yet
- appeared. The old gentleman, apparently conscious of his own want of
- punctuality, did not at first feel courageous enough to censure that of
- the coachman. He took a parcel, containing apparently a large folio, from
- a little boy who followed him, and, patting him on the head, bid him go
- back and tell Mr. B&mdash;&mdash;, that if he had known he was to have had
- so much time, he would have put another word or two to their bargain,&mdash;then
- told the boy to mind his business, and he would be as thriving a lad as
- ever dusted a duodecimo. The boy lingered, perhaps in hopes of a penny to
- buy marbles; but none was forthcoming. Our senior leaned his little bundle
- upon one of the posts at the head of the staircase, and, facing the
- traveller who had first arrived, waited in silence for about five minutes
- the arrival of the expected diligence.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length, after one or two impatient glances at the progress of the
- minute-hand of the clock, having compared it with his own watch, a huge
- and antique gold repeater, and having twitched about his features to give
- due emphasis to one or two peevish pshaws, he hailed the old lady of the
- cavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Good woman,&mdash;what the d&mdash;l is her name?&mdash;Mrs. Macleuchar!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Macleuchar, aware that she had a defensive part to sustain in the
- encounter which was to follow, was in no hurry to hasten the discussion by
- returning a ready answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mrs. Macleuchar,&mdash;Good woman" (with an elevated voice)&mdash;then
- apart, "Old doited hag, she's as deaf as a post&mdash;I say, Mrs.
- Macleuchar!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am just serving a customer.&mdash;Indeed, hinny, it will no be a bodle
- cheaper than I tell ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Woman," reiterated the traveller, "do you think we can stand here all day
- till you have cheated that poor servant wench out of her half-year's fee
- and bountith?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Cheated!" retorted Mrs. Macleuchar, eager to take up the quarrel upon a
- defensible ground; "I scorn your words, sir: you are an uncivil person,
- and I desire you will not stand there, to slander me at my ain
- stair-head."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The woman," said the senior, looking with an arch glance at his destined
- travelling companion, "does not understand the words of action.&mdash;Woman,"
- again turning to the vault, "I arraign not thy character, but I desire to
- know what is become of thy coach?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "What's your wull?" answered Mrs. Macleuchar, relapsing into deafness.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We have taken places, ma'am," said the younger stranger, "in your
- diligence for Queensferry"&mdash;&mdash;"Which should have been half-way
- on the road before now," continued the elder and more impatient traveller,
- rising in wrath as he spoke: "and now in all likelihood we shall miss the
- tide, and I have business of importance on the other side&mdash;and your
- cursed coach"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "The coach?&mdash;Gude guide us, gentlemen, is it no on the stand yet?"
- answered the old lady, her shrill tone of expostulation sinking into a
- kind of apologetic whine. "Is it the coach ye hae been waiting for?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "What else could have kept us broiling in the sun by the side of the
- gutter here, you&mdash;you faithless woman, eh?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Macleuchar now ascended her trap stair (for such it might be called,
- though constructed of stone), until her nose came upon a level with the
- pavement; then, after wiping her spectacles to look for that which she
- well knew was not to be found, she exclaimed, with well-feigned
- astonishment, "Gude guide us&mdash;saw ever onybody the like o' that?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, you abominable woman," vociferated the traveller, "many have seen
- the like of it, and all will see the like of it that have anything to do
- with your trolloping sex;" then pacing with great indignation before the
- door of the shop, still as he passed and repassed, like a vessel who gives
- her broadside as she comes abreast of a hostile fortress, he shot down
- complaints, threats, and reproaches, on the embarrassed Mrs. Macleuchar.
- He would take a post-chaise&mdash;he would call a hackney coach&mdash;he
- would take four horses&mdash;he must&mdash;he would be on the north side,
- to-day&mdash;and all the expense of his journey, besides damages, direct
- and consequential, arising from delay, should be accumulated on the
- devoted head of Mrs. Macleuchar.
- </p>
- <p>
- There, was something so comic in his pettish resentment, that the younger
- traveller, who was in no such pressing hurry to depart, could not help
- being amused with it, especially as it was obvious, that every now and
- then the old gentleman, though very angry, could not help laughing at his
- own vehemence. But when Mrs. Macleuchar began also to join in the
- laughter, he quickly put a stop to her ill-timed merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Woman," said he, "is that advertisement thine?" showing a bit of crumpled
- printed paper: "Does it not set forth, that, God willing, as you
- hypocritically express it, the Hawes Fly, or Queensferry Diligence, would
- set forth to-day at twelve o'clock; and is it not, thou falsest of
- creatures, now a quarter past twelve, and no such fly or diligence to be
- seen?&mdash;Dost thou know the consequence of seducing the lieges by false
- reports?&mdash;dost thou know it might be brought under the statute of
- leasing-making? Answer&mdash;and for once in thy long, useless, and evil
- life, let it be in the words of truth and sincerity,&mdash;hast thou such
- a coach?&mdash;is it <i>in rerum natura?</i>&mdash;or is this base
- annunciation a mere swindle on the incautious to beguile them of their
- time, their patience, and three shillings of sterling money of this realm?&mdash;Hast
- thou, I say, such a coach? ay or no?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O dear, yes, sir; the neighbours ken the diligence weel, green picked oat
- wi' red&mdash;three yellow wheels and a black ane."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Woman, thy special description will not serve&mdash;it may be only a lie
- with a circumstance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, man, man!" said the overwhelmed Mrs. Macleuchar, totally exhausted at
- having been so long the butt of his rhetoric, "take back your three
- shillings, and make me quit o' ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not so fast, not so fast, woman&mdash;Will three shillings transport me
- to Queensferry, agreeably to thy treacherous program?&mdash;or will it
- requite the damage I may sustain by leaving my business undone, or repay
- the expenses which I must disburse if I am obliged to tarry a day at the
- South Ferry for lack of tide?&mdash;Will it hire, I say, a pinnace, for
- which alone the regular price is five shillings?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Here his argument was cut short by a lumbering noise, which proved to be
- the advance of the expected vehicle, pressing forward with all the
- dispatch to which the broken-winded jades that drew it could possibly be
- urged. With ineffable pleasure, Mrs. Macleuchar saw her tormentor
- deposited in the leathern convenience; but still, as it was driving off,
- his head thrust out of the window reminded her, in words drowned amid the
- rumbling of the wheels, that, if the diligence did not attain the Ferry in
- time to save the flood-tide, she, Mrs. Macleuchar, should be held
- responsible for all the consequences that might ensue.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach had continued in motion for a mile or two before the stranger
- had completely repossessed himself of his equanimity, as was manifested by
- the doleful ejaculations, which he made from time to time, on the too
- great probability, or even certainty, of their missing the flood-tide. By
- degrees, however, his wrath subsided; he wiped his brows, relaxed his
- frown, and, undoing the parcel in his hand, produced his folio, on which
- he gazed from time to time with the knowing look of an amateur, admiring
- its height and condition, and ascertaining, by a minute and individual
- inspection of each leaf, that the volume was uninjured and entire from
- title-page to colophon. His fellow-traveller took the liberty of inquiring
- the subject of his studies. He lifted up his eyes with something of a
- sarcastic glance, as if he supposed the young querist would not relish, or
- perhaps understand, his answer, and pronounced the book to be Sandy
- Gordon's <i>Itinerarium Septentrionale,</i>* a book illustrative of the
- Roman remains in Scotland.
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note B. Sandy Gordon's <i>Itinerarium.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- The querist, unappalled by this learned title, proceeded to put several
- questions, which indicated that he had made good use of a good education,
- and, although not possessed of minute information on the subject of
- antiquities, had yet acquaintance enough with the classics to render him
- an interested and intelligent auditor when they were enlarged upon. The
- elder traveller, observing with pleasure the capacity of his temporary
- companion to understand and answer him, plunged, nothing loath, into a sea
- of discussion concerning urns, vases, votive, altars, Roman camps, and the
- rules of castrametation.
- </p>
- <p>
- The pleasure of this discourse had such a dulcifying tendency, that,
- although two causes of delay occurred, each of much more serious duration
- than that which had drawn down his wrath upon the unlucky Mrs. Macleuchar,
- our =Antiquary= only bestowed on the delay the honour of a few episodical
- poohs and pshaws, which rather seemed to regard the interruption of his
- disquisition than the retardation of his journey.
- </p>
- <p>
- The first of these stops was occasioned by the breaking of a spring, which
- half an hour's labour hardly repaired. To the second, the Antiquary was
- himself accessory, if not the principal cause of it; for, observing that
- one of the horses had cast a fore-foot shoe, he apprized the coachman of
- this important deficiency. "It's Jamie Martingale that furnishes the naigs
- on contract, and uphauds them," answered John, "and I am not entitled to
- make any stop, or to suffer prejudice by the like of these accidents."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And when you go to&mdash;I mean to the place you deserve to go to, you
- scoundrel,&mdash;who do you think will uphold <i>you</i> on contract? If
- you don't stop directly and carry the poor brute, to the next smithy, I'll
- have you punished, if there's a justice of peace in Mid-Lothian;" and,
- opening the coach-door, out he jumped, while the coachman obeyed his
- orders, muttering, that "if the gentlemen lost the tide now, they could
- not say but it was their ain fault, since he was willing to get on."
- </p>
- <p>
- I like so little to analyze the complication of the causes which influence
- actions, that I will not venture to ascertain whether our Antiquary's
- humanity to the poor horse was not in some degree aided by his desire of
- showing his companion a Pict's camp, or Round-about, a subject which he
- had been elaborately discussing, and of which a specimen, "very curious
- and perfect indeed," happened to exist about a hundred yards distant from
- the spot where this interruption took place. But were I compelled to
- decompose the motives of my worthy friend (for such was the gentleman in
- the sober suit, with powdered wig and slouched hat), I should say, that,
- although he certainly would not in any case have suffered the coachman to
- proceed while the horse was unfit for service, and likely to suffer by
- being urged forward, yet the man of whipcord escaped some severe abuse and
- reproach by the agreeable mode which the traveller found out to pass the
- interval of delay.
- </p>
- <p>
- So much time was consumed by these interruptions of their journey, that
- when they descended the hill above the Hawes (for so the inn on the
- southern side of the Queensferry is denominated), the experienced eye of
- the Antiquary at once discerned, from the extent of wet sand, and the
- number of black stones and rocks, covered with sea-weed, which were
- visible along the skirts of the shore, that the hour of tide was past. The
- young traveller expected a burst of indignation; but whether, as Croaker
- says in "The Good-natured Man," our hero had exhausted himself in fretting
- away his misfortunes beforehand, so that he did not feel them when they
- actually arrived, or whether he found the company in which he was placed
- too congenial to lead him to repine at anything which delayed his journey,
- it is certain that he submitted to his lot with much resignation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The d&mdash;l's in the diligence and the old hag, it belongs to!&mdash;Diligence,
- quoth I? Thou shouldst have called it the Sloth&mdash;Fly, quoth she? why,
- it moves like a fly through a glue-pot, as the Irishman says. But,
- however, time and tide tarry for no man, and so, my young friend, we'll
- have a snack here at the Hawes, which is a very decent sort of a place,
- and I'll be very happy to finish the account I was giving you of the
- difference between the mode of entrenching <i>castra stativa</i> and <i>castra
- aestiva,</i> things confounded by too many of our historians. Lack-a-day,
- if they had ta'en the pains to satisfy their own eyes, instead of
- following each other's blind guidance!&mdash;Well! we shall be pretty
- comfortable at the Hawes; and besides, after all, we must have dined
- somewhere, and it will be pleasanter sailing with the tide of ebb and the
- evening breeze."
- </p>
- <p>
- In this Christian temper of making the best of all occurrences, our
- travellers alighted at the Hawes.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SECOND.
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- Sir, they do scandal me upon the road here!
- A poor quotidian rack of mutton roasted
- Dry to be grated! and that driven down
- With beer and butter-milk, mingled together.
- It is against my freehold, my inheritance.
- Wine is the word that glads the heart of man,
- And mine's the house of wine. <i>Sack,</i> says my bush,
- <i>Be merry and drink Sherry,</i> that's my posie.
- Ben Jonson's <i>New Inn.</i>
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- <p>
- As the senior traveller descended the crazy steps of the diligence at the
- inn, he was greeted by the fat, gouty, pursy landlord, with that mixture
- of familiarity and respect which the Scotch innkeepers of the old school
- used to assume towards their more valued customers.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Have a care o' us, Monkbarns (distinguishing him by his territorial
- epithet, always most agreeable to the ear of a Scottish proprietor), is
- this you? I little thought to have seen your honour here till the summer
- session was ower."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye donnard auld deevil," answered his guest, his Scottish accent
- predominating when in anger though otherwise not particularly remarkable,&mdash;"ye
- donnard auld crippled idiot, what have I to do with the session, or the
- geese that flock to it, or the hawks that pick their pinions for them?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, and that's true," said mine host, who, in fact, only spoke upon a
- very general recollection of the stranger's original education, yet would
- have been sorry not to have been supposed accurate as to the station and
- profession of him, or any other occasional guest&mdash;"That's very true,&mdash;but
- I thought ye had some law affair of your ain to look after&mdash;I have
- ane mysell&mdash;a ganging plea that my father left me, and his father
- afore left to him. It's about our back-yard&mdash;ye'll maybe hae heard of
- it in the Parliament-house, Hutchison against Mackitchinson&mdash;it's a
- weel-kenn'd plea&mdash;its been four times in afore the fifteen, and deil
- ony thing the wisest o' them could make o't, but just to send it out again
- to the outer-house.&mdash;O it's a beautiful thing to see how lang and how
- carefully justice is considered in this country!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hold your tongue, you fool," said the traveller, but in great
- good-humour, "and tell us what you can give this young gentleman and me
- for dinner."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, there's fish, nae doubt,&mdash;that's sea-trout and caller haddocks,"
- said Mackitchinson, twisting his napkin; "and ye'll be for a mutton-chop,
- and there's cranberry tarts, very weel preserved, and&mdash;and there's
- just ony thing else ye like."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Which is to say, there is nothing else whatever? Well, well, the fish and
- the chop, and the tarts, will do very well. But don't imitate the cautious
- delay that you praise in the courts of justice. Let there be no remits
- from the inner to the outer house, hear ye me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na," said Mackitchinson, whose long and heedful perusal of volumes of
- printed session papers had made him acquainted with some law phrases&mdash;"the
- denner shall be served <i>quam primum</i> and that <i>peremptorie.</i>"
- And with the flattering laugh of a promising host, he left them in his
- sanded parlour, hung with prints of the Four Seasons.
- </p>
- <p>
- As, notwithstanding his pledge to the contrary, the glorious delays of the
- law were not without their parallel in the kitchen of the inn, our younger
- traveller had an opportunity to step out and make some inquiry of the
- people of the house concerning the rank and station of his companion. The
- information which he received was of a general and less authentic nature,
- but quite sufficient to make him acquainted with the name, history, and
- circumstances of the gentleman, whom we shall endeavour, in a few words,
- to introduce more accurately to our readers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jonathan Oldenbuck, or Oldinbuck, by popular contraction Oldbuck, of
- Monkbarns, was the second son of a gentleman possessed of a small property
- in the neighbourhood of a thriving seaport town on the north-eastern coast
- of Scotland, which, for various reasons, we shall denominate Fairport.
- They had been established for several generations, as landholders in the
- county, and in most shires of England would have been accounted a family
- of some standing. But the shire of&mdash;&mdash;was filled with gentlemen
- of more ancient descent and larger fortune. In the last generation, also,
- the neighbouring gentry had been almost uniformly Jacobites, while the
- proprietors of Monkbarns, like the burghers of the town near which they
- were settled, were steady assertors of the Protestant succession. The
- latter had, however, a pedigree of their own, on which they prided
- themselves as much as those who despised them valued their respective
- Saxon, Norman, or Celtic genealogies. The first Oldenbuck, who had settled
- in their family mansion shortly after the Reformation, was, they asserted,
- descended from one of the original printers of Germany, and had left his
- country in consequence of the persecutions directed against the professors
- of the Reformed religion. He had found a refuge in the town near which his
- posterity dwelt, the more readily that he was a sufferer in the Protestant
- cause, and certainly not the less so, that he brought with him money
- enough to purchase the small estate of Monkbarns, then sold by a
- dissipated laird, to whose father it had been gifted, with other church
- lands, on the dissolution of the great and wealthy monastery to which it
- had belonged. The Oldenbucks were therefore, loyal subjects on all
- occasions of insurrection; and, as they kept up a good intelligence with
- the borough, it chanced that the Laird of Monkbarns, who flourished in
- 1745, was provost of the town during that ill-fated year, and had exerted
- himself with much spirit in favour of King George, and even been put to
- expenses on that score, which, according to the liberal conduct of the
- existing government towards their friends, had never been repaid him. By
- dint of solicitation, however, and borough interest, he contrived to gain
- a place in the customs, and, being a frugal, careful man, had found
- himself enabled to add considerably to his paternal fortune. He had only
- two sons, of whom, as we have hinted, the present laird was the younger,
- and two daughters, one of whom still flourished in single blessedness, and
- the other, who was greatly more juvenile, made a love-match with a captain
- in the <i>Forty-twa,</i> who had no other fortune but his commission and a
- Highland pedigree. Poverty disturbed a union which love would otherwise
- have made happy, and Captain M'Intyre, in justice to his wife and two
- children, a boy and girl, had found himself obliged to seek his fortune in
- the East Indies. Being ordered upon an expedition against Hyder Ally, the
- detachment to which he belonged was cut off, and no news ever reached his
- unfortunate wife, whether he fell in battle, or was murdered in prison, or
- survived in what the habits of the Indian tyrant rendered a hopeless
- captivity. She sunk under the accumulated load of grief and uncertainty,
- and left a son and daughter to the charge of her brother, the existing
- Laird of Monkbarns.
- </p>
- <p>
- The history of that proprietor himself is soon told. Being, as we have
- said, a second son, his father destined him to a share in a substantial
- mercantile concern, carried on by some of his maternal relations. From
- this Jonathan's mind revolted in the most irreconcilable manner. He was
- then put apprentice to the profession of a writer, or attorney, in which
- he profited so far, that he made himself master of the whole forms of
- feudal investitures, and showed such pleasure in reconciling their
- incongruities, and tracing their origin, that his master had great hope he
- would one day be an able conveyancer. But he halted upon the threshold,
- and, though he acquired some knowledge of the origin and system of the law
- of his country, he could never be persuaded to apply it to lucrative and
- practical purposes. It was not from any inconsiderate neglect of the
- advantages attending the possession of money that he thus deceived the
- hopes of his master. "Were he thoughtless or light-headed, or <i>rei suae
- prodigus,</i>" said his instructor, "I would know what to make of him. But
- he never pays away a shilling without looking anxiously after the change,
- makes his sixpence go farther than another lad's half-crown, and wilt
- ponder over an old black-letter copy of the acts of parliament for days,
- rather than go to the golf or the change-house; and yet he will not bestow
- one of these days on a little business of routine, that would put twenty
- shillings in his pocket&mdash;a strange mixture of frugality and industry,
- and negligent indolence&mdash;I don't know what to make of him."
- </p>
- <p>
- But in process of time his pupil gained the means of making what he
- pleased of himself; for his father having died, was not long survived by
- his eldest son, an arrant fisher and fowler, who departed this life, in
- consequence of a cold caught in his vocation, while shooting ducks in the
- swamp called Kittlefittingmoss, notwithstanding his having drunk a bottle
- of brandy that very night to keep the cold out of his stomach. Jonathan,
- therefore, succeeded to the estate, and with it to the means of subsisting
- without the hated drudgery of the law. His wishes were very moderate; and
- as the rent of his small property rose with the improvement of the
- country, it soon greatly exceeded his wants and expenditure; and though
- too indolent to make money, he was by no means insensible to the pleasure
- of beholding it accumulate. The burghers of the town near which he lived
- regarded him with a sort of envy, as one who affected to divide himself
- from their rank in society, and whose studies and pleasures seemed to them
- alike incomprehensible. Still, however, a sort of hereditary respect for
- the Laird of Monkbarns, augmented by the knowledge of his being a
- ready-money man, kept up his consequence with this class of his
- neighbours. The country gentlemen were generally above him in fortune, and
- beneath him in intellect, and, excepting one with whom he lived in habits
- of intimacy, had little intercourse with Mr. Oldbuck of Monkbarns. He,
- had, however, the usual resources, the company of the clergyman, and of
- the doctor, when he chose to request it, and also his own pursuits and
- pleasures, being in correspondence with most of the virtuosi of his time,
- who, like himself, measured decayed entrenchments, made plans of ruined
- castles, read illegible inscriptions, and wrote essays on medals in the
- proportion of twelve pages to each letter of the legend. Some habits of
- hasty irritation he had contracted, partly, it was said in the borough of
- Fairport, from an early disappointment in love in virtue of which he had
- commenced misogynist, as he called it, but yet more by the obsequious
- attention paid to him by his maiden sister and his orphan niece, whom he
- had trained to consider him as the greatest man upon earth, and whom he
- used to boast of as the only women he had ever seen who were well broke in
- and bitted to obedience; though, it must be owned, Miss Grizzy Oldbuck was
- sometimes apt to <i>jibb</i> when he pulled the reins too tight. The rest
- of his character must be gathered from the story, and we dismiss with
- pleasure the tiresome task of recapitulation.
- </p>
- <p>
- During the time of dinner, Mr. Oldbuck, actuated by the same curiosity
- which his fellow-traveller had entertained on his account, made some
- advances, which his age and station entitled him to do in a more direct
- manner, towards ascertaining the name, destination, and quality of his
- young companion.
- </p>
- <p>
- His name, the young gentleman said, was Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What! the cat, the rat, and Lovel our dog? Was he descended from King
- Richard's favourite?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He had no pretensions," he said, "to call himself a whelp of that litter;
- his father was a north-of-England gentleman. He was at present travelling
- to Fairport (the town near to which Monkbarns was situated), and, if he
- found the place agreeable, might perhaps remain there for some weeks."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Was Mr. Lovel's excursion solely for pleasure?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not entirely."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Perhaps on business with some of the commercial people of Fairport?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was partly on business, but had no reference to commerce."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here he paused; and Mr. Oldbuck, having pushed his inquiries as far as
- good manners permitted, was obliged to change the conversation. The
- Antiquary, though by no means an enemy to good cheer, was a determined foe
- to all unnecessary expense on a journey; and upon his companion giving a
- hint concerning a bottle of port wine, he drew a direful picture of the
- mixture, which, he said, was usually sold under that denomination, and
- affirming that a little punch was more genuine and better suited for the
- season, he laid his hand upon the bell to order the materials. But
- Mackitchinson had, in his own mind, settled their beverage otherwise, and
- appeared bearing in his hand an immense double quart bottle, or magnum, as
- it is called in Scotland, covered with saw-dust and cobwebs, the warrants
- of its antiquity.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Punch!" said he, catching that generous sound as he entered the parlour,
- "the deil a drap punch ye'se get here the day, Monkbarns, and that ye may
- lay your account wi'."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What do you mean, you impudent rascal?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay, it's nae matter for that&mdash;but do you mind the trick ye
- served me the last time ye were here!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I trick you!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, just yoursell, Monkbarns. The Laird o' Tamlowrie and Sir Gilbert
- Grizzlecleuch, and Auld Rossballoh, and the Bailie, were just setting in
- to make an afternoon o't, and you, wi' some o' your auld-warld stories,
- that the mind o' man canna resist, whirl'd them to the back o' beyont to
- look at the auld Roman camp&mdash;Ah, sir!" turning to Lovel, "he wad wile
- the bird aff the tree wi' the tales he tells about folk lang syne&mdash;and
- did not I lose the drinking o' sax pints o' gude claret, for the deil ane
- wad hae stirred till he had seen that out at the least?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "D'ye hear the impudent scoundrel!" said Monkbarns, but laughing at the
- same time; for the worthy landlord, as he used to boast, know the measure
- of a guest's foot as well as e'er a souter on this side Solway; "well,
- well, you may send us in a bottle of port."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Port! na, na! ye maun leave port and punch to the like o' us, it's claret
- that's fit for you lairds; and, I dare say, nane of the folk ye speak so
- much o' ever drank either of the twa."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do you hear how absolute the knave is? Well, my young friend, we must for
- once prefer the <i>Falernian</i> to the <i>vile Sabinum.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- The ready landlord had the cork instantly extracted, decanted the wine
- into a vessel of suitable capaciousness, and, declaring it <i>parfumed</i>
- the very room, left his guests to make the most of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mackitchinson's wine was really good, and had its effect upon the spirits
- of the elder guest, who told some good stories, cut some sly jokes, and at
- length entered into a learned discussion concerning the ancient
- dramatists; a ground on which he found his new acquaintance so strong,
- that at length he began to suspect he had made them his professional
- study. "A traveller partly for business and partly for pleasure?&mdash;why,
- the stage partakes of both; it is a labour to the performers, and affords,
- or is meant to afford, pleasure to the spectators. He seems, in manner and
- rank, above the class of young men who take that turn; but I remember
- hearing them say, that the little theatre at Fairport was to open with the
- performance of a young gentleman, being his first appearance on any stage.&mdash;If
- this should be thee, Lovel!&mdash;Lovel? yes, Lovel or Belville are just
- the names which youngsters are apt to assume on such occasions&mdash;on my
- life, I am sorry for the lad."
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck was habitually parsimonious, but in no respects mean; his
- first thought was to save his fellow-traveller any part of the expense of
- the entertainment, which he supposed must be in his situation more or less
- inconvenient. He therefore took an opportunity of settling privately with
- Mr. Mackitchinson. The young traveller remonstrated against his
- liberality, and only acquiesced in deference to his years and
- respectability.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mutual satisfaction which they found in each other's society induced
- Mr. Oldbuck to propose, and Lovel willingly to accept, a scheme for
- travelling together to the end of their journey. Mr. Oldbuck intimated a
- wish to pay two-thirds of the hire of a post-chaise, saying, that a
- proportional quantity of room was necessary to his accommodation; but this
- Mr. Lovel resolutely declined. Their expense then was mutual, unless when
- Lovel occasionally slipt a shilling into the hand of a growling postilion;
- for Oldbuck, tenacious of ancient customs, never extended his guerdon
- beyond eighteen-pence a stage. In this manner they travelled, until they
- arrived at Fairport* about two o'clock on the following day.
- </p>
- <p>
- * [The "Fairport" of this novel is supposed to refer to the town of *
- Arbroath, in Forfarshire, and "Musselcrag," <i>post,</i> to the fishing
- village of * Auchmithie, in the same county.]
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel probably expected that his travelling companion would have invited
- him to dinner on his arrival; but his consciousness of a want of ready
- preparation for unexpected guests, and perhaps some other reasons,
- prevented Oldbuck from paying him that attention. He only begged to see
- him as early as he could make it convenient to call in a forenoon,
- recommended him to a widow who had apartments to let, and to a person who
- kept a decent ordinary; cautioning both of them apart, that he only knew
- Mr. Lovel as a pleasant companion in a post-chaise, and did not mean to
- guarantee any bills which he might contract while residing at Fairport.
- The young gentleman's figure and manners; not to mention a well-furnished
- trunk, which soon arrived by sea, to his address at Fairport, probably
- went as far in his favour as the limited recommendation of his
- fellow-traveller.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER THIRD.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- He had a routh o' auld nick-nackets,
- Rusty airn caps, and jinglin-jackets,
- Would held the Loudons three in tackets,
- A towmond gude;
- And parritch-pats, and auld sayt-backets,
- Afore the flude.
- Burns.
-</pre>
- <p>
- After he had settled himself in his new apartments at Fairport, Mr. Lovel
- bethought him of paying the requested visit to his fellow-traveller. He
- did not make it earlier, because, with all the old gentleman's good-humour
- and information, there had sometimes glanced forth in his language and
- manner towards him an air of superiority, which his companion considered
- as being fully beyond what the difference of age warranted. He therefore
- waited the arrival of his baggage from Edinburgh, that he might arrange
- his dress according to the fashion of the day, and make his exterior
- corresponding to the rank in society which he supposed or felt himself
- entitled to hold.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the fifth day after his arrival, that, having made the necessary
- inquiries concerning the road, he went forth to pay his respects at
- Monkbarns. A footpath leading over a heathy hill, and through two or three
- meadows, conducted him to this mansion, which stood on the opposite side
- of the hill aforesaid, and commanded a fine prospect of the bay and
- shipping. Secluded from the town by the rising ground, which also screened
- it from the north-west wind, the house had a solitary, and sheltered
- appearance. The exterior had little to recommend it. It was an irregular
- old-fashioned building, some part of which had belonged to a grange, or
- solitary farm-house, inhabited by the bailiff, or steward, of the
- monastery, when the place was in possession of the monks. It was here that
- the community stored up the grain, which they received as ground-rent from
- their vassals; for, with the prudence belonging to their order, all their
- conventional revenues were made payable in kind, and hence, as the present
- proprietor loved to tell, came the name of Monkbarns. To the remains of
- the bailiff's house, the succeeding lay inhabitants had made various
- additions in proportion to the accommodation required by their families;
- and, as this was done with an equal contempt of convenience within and
- architectural regularity without, the whole bore the appearance of a
- hamlet which had suddenly stood still when in the act of leading down one
- of Amphion's, or Orpheus's, country dances. It was surrounded by tall
- clipped hedges of yew and holly, some of which still exhibited the skill
- of the <i>topiarian</i> artist,* and presented curious arm-chairs, towers,
- and the figures of Saint George and the Dragon.
- </p>
- <p>
- * <i>Ars Topiaria,</i> the art of clipping yew-hedges into fantastic
- figures. A Latin poem, entitled <i>Ars Topiaria,</i> contains a curious
- account of the process.
- </p>
- <p>
- The taste of Mr. Oldbuck did not disturb these monuments of an art now
- unknown, and he was the less tempted so to do, as it must necessarily have
- broken the heart of the old gardener. One tall embowering holly was,
- however, sacred from the shears; and, on a garden seat beneath its shade,
- Lovel beheld his old friend with spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
- busily employed in perusing the London Chronicle, soothed by the summer
- breeze through the rustling leaves, and the distant dash of the waves as
- they rippled upon the sand.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck immediately rose, and advanced to greet his travelling
- acquaintance with a hearty shake of the hand. "By my faith," said he, "I
- began to think you had changed your mind, and found the stupid people of
- Fairport so tiresome, that you judged them unworthy of your talents, and
- had taken French leave, as my old friend and brother-antiquary Mac-Cribb
- did, when he went off with one of my Syrian medals."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hope, my good sir, I should have fallen under no such imputation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Quite as bad, let me tell you, if you had stolen yourself away without
- giving me the pleasure of seeing you again. I had rather you had taken my
- copper Otho himself.&mdash;But come, let me show you the way into my <i>sanctum
- sanctorum</i>&mdash;my cell I may call it, for, except two idle hussies of
- womankind," (by this contemptuous phrase, borrowed from his
- brother-antiquary, the cynic Anthony a-Wood, Mr. Oldbuck was used to
- denote the fair sex in general, and his sister and niece in particular),
- "that, on some idle pretext of relationship, have established themselves
- in my premises, I live here as much a Coenobite as my predecessor, John o'
- the Girnell, whose grave I will show you by and by."
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus speaking the old gentleman led the way through a low door; but before
- entrance, suddenly stopped short to point out some vestiges of what he
- called an inscription, and, shaking his head as he pronounced it totally
- illegible, "Ah! if you but knew, Mr. Lovel, the time and trouble that
- these mouldering traces of letters have cost me! No mother ever travailed
- so for a child&mdash;and all to no purpose&mdash;although I am almost
- positive that these two last marks imply the figures, or letters, LV, and
- may give us a good guess at the real date of the building, since we know,
- <i>aliunde,</i> that it was founded by Abbot Waldimir about the middle of
- the fourteenth century&mdash;and, I profess, I think that centre ornament
- might be made out by better eyes than mine."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think," answered Lovel, willing to humour the old man, "it has
- something the appearance of a mitre."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I protest you are right! you are right! it never struck me before&mdash;see
- what it is to have younger eyes&mdash;A mitre&mdash;a mitre&mdash;it
- corresponds in every respect."
- </p>
- <p>
- The resemblance was not much nearer than that of Polonius's cloud to a
- whale, or an owzel; it was sufficient, however, to set the Antiquary's
- brains to work. "A mitre, my dear sir," continued he, as he led the way
- through a labyrinth of inconvenient and dark passages, and accompanied his
- disquisition with certain necessary cautions to his guest&mdash;"A mitre,
- my dear sir, will suit our abbot as well as a bishop&mdash;he was a mitred
- abbot, and at the very top of the roll&mdash;take care of these three
- steps&mdash;I know Mac-Cribb denies this, but it is as certain as that he
- took away my Antigonus, no leave asked&mdash;you'll see the name of the
- Abbot of Trotcosey, <i>Abbas Trottocosiensis,</i> at the head of the rolls
- of parliament in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries&mdash;there is
- very little light here, and these cursed womankind always leave their tubs
- in the passage&mdash;now take, care of the corner&mdash;ascend twelve
- steps, and ye are safe!"
- </p>
- <p>
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- width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
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- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck had by this time attained the top of the winding stair which
- led to his own apartment, and opening a door, and pushing aside a piece of
- tapestry with which it was covered, his first exclamation was, "What are
- you about here, you sluts?" A dirty barefooted chambermaid threw down her
- duster, detected in the heinous fact of arranging the <i>sanctum
- sanctorum,</i> and fled out of an opposite door from the face of her
- incensed master. A genteel-looking young woman, who was superintending the
- operation, stood her ground, but with some timidity.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, uncle, your room was not fit to be seen, and I just came to see
- that Jenny laid everything down where she took it up."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And how dare you, or Jenny either, presume to meddle with my private
- matters?" (Mr. Oldbuck hated <i>puttting to rights</i> as much as Dr.
- Orkborne, or any other professed student.) "Go, sew your sampler, you
- monkey, and do not let me find you here again, as you value your ears.&mdash;I
- assure you, Mr. Lovel, that the last inroad of these pretended friends to
- cleanliness was almost as fatal to my collection as Hudibras's visit to
- that of Sidrophel; and I have ever since missed
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- My copperplate, with almanacks
- Engraved upon't and other knacks
- My moon-dial, with Napier's bones,
- And several constellation Stones;
- My flea, my morpeon, and punaise,
- I purchased for my proper ease.
-</pre>
- <p>
- And so forth, as old Butler has it."
- </p>
- <p>
- The young lady, after courtesying to Lovel, had taken the opportunity to
- make her escape during this enumeration of losses. "You'll be poisoned
- here with the volumes of dust they have raised," continued the Antiquary;
- "but I assure you the dust was very ancient, peaceful, quiet dust, about
- an hour ago, and would have remained so for a hundred years, had not these
- gipsies disturbed it, as they do everything else in the world."
- </p>
- <p>
- It was indeed some time before Lovel could, through the thick atmosphere,
- perceive in what sort of den his friend had constructed his retreat. It
- was a lofty room of middling size, obscurely lighted by high narrow
- latticed windows. One end was entirely occupied by book-shelves, greatly
- too limited in space for the number of volumes placed upon them, which
- were, therefore, drawn up in ranks of two or three files deep, while
- numberless others littered the floor and the tables, amid a chaos of maps,
- engraving, scraps of parchment, bundles of papers, pieces of old armour,
- swords, dirks, helmets, and Highland targets. Behind Mr. Oldbuck's seat
- (which was an ancient leathern-covered easy-chair, worn smooth by constant
- use) was a huge oaken cabinet, decorated at each corner with Dutch
- cherubs, having their little duck-wings displayed, and great jolter-headed
- visages placed between them. The top of this cabinet was covered with
- busts, and Roman lamps and paterae, intermingled with one or two bronze
- figures. The walls of the apartment were partly clothed with grim old
- tapestry, representing the memorable story of Sir Gawaine's wedding, in
- which full justice was done to the ugliness of the Lothely Lady; although,
- to judge from his own looks, the gentle knight had less reason to be
- disgusted with the match on account of disparity of outward favour, than
- the romancer has given us to understand. The rest of the room was
- panelled, or wainscotted, with black oak, against which hung two or three
- portraits in armour, being characters in Scottish history, favourites of
- Mr. Oldbuck, and as many in tie-wigs and laced coats, staring
- representatives of his own ancestors. A large old-fashioned oaken table
- was covered with a profusion of papers, parchments, books, and nondescript
- trinkets and gewgaws, which seemed to have little to recommend them,
- besides rust and the antiquity which it indicates. In the midst of this
- wreck of ancient books and utensils, with a gravity equal to Marius among
- the ruins of Carthage, sat a large black cat, which, to a superstitious
- eye, might have presented the <i>genius loci,</i> the tutelar demon of the
- apartment. The floor, as well as the table and chairs, was overflowed by
- the same <i>mare magnum</i> of miscellaneous trumpery, where it would have
- been as impossible to find any individual article wanted, as to put it to
- any use when discovered.
- </p>
- <p>
- Amid this medley, it was no easy matter to find one's way to a chair,
- without stumbling over a prostrate folio, or the still more awkward
- mischance of overturning some piece of Roman or ancient British pottery.
- And, when the chair was attained, it had to be disencumbered, with a
- careful hand, of engravings which might have received damage, and of
- antique spurs and buckles, which would certainly have occasioned it to any
- sudden occupant. Of this the Antiquary made Lovel particularly aware,
- adding, that his friend, the Rev. Doctor Heavysterne from the Low
- Countries, had sustained much injury by sitting down suddenly and
- incautiously on three ancient calthrops, or <i>craw-taes,</i> which had
- been lately dug up in the bog near Bannockburn, and which, dispersed by
- Robert Bruce to lacerate the feet of the English chargers, came thus in
- process of time to endamage the sitting part of a learned professor of
- Utrecht.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having at length fairly settled himself, and being nothing loath to make
- inquiry concerning the strange objects around him, which his host was
- equally ready, as far as possible, to explain, Lovel was introduced to a
- large club, or bludgeon, with an iron spike at the end of it, which, it
- seems, had been lately found in a field on the Monkbarns property,
- adjacent to an old burying-ground. It had mightily the air of such a stick
- as the Highland reapers use to walk with on their annual peregrinations
- from their mountains; but Mr. Oldbuck was strongly tempted to believe,
- that, as its shape was singular, it might have been one of the clubs with
- which the monks armed their peasants in lieu of more martial weapons,&mdash;whence,
- he observed, the villains were called <i>Colve-carles,</i> or <i>Kolb-kerls,</i>
- that is, <i>Clavigeri,</i> or club-bearers. For the truth of this custom,
- he quoted the chronicle of Antwerp and that of St. Martin; against which
- authorities Lovel had nothing to oppose, having never heard of them till
- that moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck next exhibited thumb-screws, which had given the Covenanters
- of former days the cramp in their joints, and a collar with the name of a
- fellow convicted of theft, whose services, as the inscription bore, had
- been adjudged to a neighbouring baron, in lieu of the modern Scottish
- punishment, which, as Oldbuck said, sends such culprits to enrich England
- by their labour, and themselves by their dexterity. Many and various were
- the other curiosities which he showed;&mdash;but it was chiefly upon his
- books that he prided himself, repeating, with a complacent air, as he led
- the way to the crowded and dusty shelves, the verses of old Chaucer&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- For he would rather have, at his bed-head,
- A twenty books, clothed in black or red,
- Of Aristotle, or his philosophy,
- Than robes rich, rebeck, or saltery.
-</pre>
- <p>
- This pithy motto he delivered, shaking his head, and giving each guttural
- the true Anglo-Saxon enunciation, which is now forgotten in the southern
- parts of this realm.
- </p>
- <p>
- The collection was indeed a curious one, and might well be envied by an
- amateur. Yet it was not collected at the enormous prices of modern times,
- which are sufficient to have appalled the most determined as well as
- earliest bibliomaniac upon record, whom we take to have been none else
- than the renowned Don Quixote de la Mancha, as, among other slight
- indications of an infirm understanding, he is stated, by his veracious
- historian, Cid Hamet Benengeli, to have exchanged fields and farms for
- folios and quartos of chivalry. In this species of exploit, the good
- knight-errant has been imitated by lords, knights, and squires of our own
- day, though we have not yet heard of any that has mistaken an inn for a
- castle, or laid his lance in rest against a windmill. Mr. Oldbuck did not
- follow these collectors in such excess of expenditure; but, taking a
- pleasure in the personal labour of forming his library, saved his purse at
- the expense of his time and toil, He was no encourager of that ingenious
- race of peripatetic middle-men, who, trafficking between the obscure
- keeper of a stall and the eager amateur, make their profit at once of the
- ignorance of the former, and the dear-bought skill and taste of the
- latter. When such were mentioned in his hearing, he seldom failed to point
- out how necessary it was to arrest the object of your curiosity in its
- first transit, and to tell his favourite story of Snuffy Davie and
- Caxton's Game at Chess.&mdash;"Davy Wilson," he said, "commonly called
- Snuffy Davy, from his inveterate addiction to black rappee, was the very
- prince of scouts for searching blind alleys, cellars, and stalls for rare
- volumes. He had the scent of a slow-hound, sir, and the snap of a
- bull-dog. He would detect you an old black-letter ballad among the leaves
- of a law-paper, and find an <i>editio princeps</i> under the mask of a
- school Corderius. Snuffy Davy bought the Game of Chess, 1474, the first
- book ever printed in England, from a stall in Holland, for about two
- groschen, or twopence of our money. He sold it to Osborne for twenty
- pounds, and as many books as came to twenty pounds more. Osborne resold
- this inimitable windfall to Dr. Askew for sixty guineas. At Dr. Askew's
- sale," continued the old gentleman, kindling as he spoke, "this
- inestimable treasure blazed forth in its full value, and was purchased by
- Royalty itself for one hundred and seventy pounds!&mdash;Could a copy now
- occur, Lord only knows," he ejaculated, with a deep sigh and lifted-up
- hands&mdash;"Lord only knows what would be its ransom; and yet it was
- originally secured, by skill and research, for the easy equivalent of
- two-pence sterling. * Happy, thrice happy, Snuffy Davie!&mdash;and blessed
- were the times when thy industry could be so rewarded!
- </p>
- <p>
- * This bibliomaniacal anecdote is literally true; and David Wilson, the
- author need not tell his brethren of the Roxburghe and Bannatyne Clubs,
- was a real personage.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Even I, sir," he went on, "though far inferior in industry and
- discernment and presence of mind, to that great man, can show you a few&mdash;a
- very few things, which I have collected, not by force of money, as any
- wealthy man might,&mdash;although, as my friend Lucian says, he might
- chance to throw away his coin only to illustrate his ignorance,&mdash;but
- gained in a manner that shows I know something of the matter. See this
- bundle of ballads, not one of them later than 1700, and some of them an
- hundred years older. I wheedled an old woman out of these, who loved them
- better than her psalm-book. Tobacco, sir, snuff, and the Complete Syren,
- were the equivalent! For that, mutilated copy of the Complaynt of
- Scotland, I sat out the drinking of two dozen bottles of strong ale with
- the late learned proprietor, who, in gratitude, bequeathed it to me by his
- last will. These little Elzevirs are the memoranda and trophies of many a
- walk by night and morning through the Cowgate, the Canongate, the Bow, St.
- Mary's Wynd,&mdash;wherever, in fine, there were to be found brokers and
- trokers, those miscellaneous dealers in things rare and curious. How often
- have I stood haggling on a halfpenny, lest, by a too ready acquiescence in
- the dealer's first price, he should be led to suspect the value I set upon
- the article!&mdash;how have I trembled, lest some passing stranger should
- chop in between me and the prize, and regarded each poor student of
- divinity that stopped to turn over the books at the stall, as a rival
- amateur, or prowling bookseller in disguise!&mdash;And then, Mr. Lovel,
- the sly satisfaction with which one pays the consideration, and pockets
- the article, affecting a cold indifference, while the hand is trembling
- with pleasure!&mdash;Then to dazzle the eyes of our wealthier and emulous
- rivals by showing them such a treasure as this" (displaying a little black
- smoked book about the size of a primer); "to enjoy their surprise and
- envy, shrouding meanwhile, under a veil of mysterious consciousness, our
- own superior knowledge and dexterity these, my young friend, these are the
- white moments of life, that repay the toil, and pains, and sedulous
- attention, which our profession, above all others, so peculiarly demands!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel was not a little amused at hearing the old gentleman run on in this
- manner, and, however incapable of entering into the full merits of what he
- beheld, he admired, as much as could have been expected, the various
- treasures which Oldbuck exhibited. Here were editions esteemed as being
- the first, and there stood those scarcely less regarded as being the last
- and best; here was a book valued because it had the author's final
- improvements, and there another which (strange to tell!) was in request
- because it had them not. One was precious because it was a folio, another
- because it was a duodecimo; some because they were tall, some because they
- were short; the merit of this lay in the title-page&mdash;of that in the
- arrangement of the letters in the word Finis. There was, it seemed, no
- peculiar distinction, however trifling or minute, which might not give
- value to a volume, providing the indispensable quality of scarcity, or
- rare occurrence, was attached to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not the least fascinating was the original broadside,&mdash;the Dying
- Speech, Bloody Murder, or Wonderful Wonder of Wonders,&mdash;in its
- primary tattered guise, as it was hawked through the streets, and sold for
- the cheap and easy price of one penny, though now worth the weight of that
- penny in gold. On these the Antiquary dilated with transport, and read,
- with a rapturous voice, the elaborate titles, which bore the same
- proportion to the contents that the painted signs without a showman's
- booth do to the animals within. Mr. Oldbuck, for example, piqued himself
- especially in possessing an <i>unique</i> broadside, entitled and called
- "Strange and Wonderful News from Chipping-Norton, in the County of Oxon,
- of certain dreadful Apparitions which were seen in the Air on the 26th of
- July 1610, at Half an Hour after Nine o'Clock at Noon, and continued till
- Eleven, in which Time was seen Appearances of several flaming Swords,
- strange Motions of the superior Orbs; with the unusual Sparkling of the
- Stars, with their dreadful Continuations; With the Account of the Opening
- of the Heavens, and strange Appearances therein disclosing themselves,
- with several other prodigious Circumstances not heard of in any Age, to
- the great Amazement of the Beholders, as it was communicated in a Letter
- to one Mr. Colley, living in West Smithfield, and attested by Thomas
- Brown, Elizabeth Greenaway, and Anne Gutheridge, who were Spectators of
- the dreadful Apparitions: And if any one would be further satisfied of the
- Truth of this Relation, let them repair to Mr. Nightingale's at the Bear
- Inn, in West Smithfield, and they may be satisfied."*
- </p>
- <p>
- * Of this thrice and four times rare broadside, the author possesses an
- exemplar.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You laugh at this," said the proprietor of the collection, "and I forgive
- you. I do acknowledge that the charms on which we doat are not so obvious
- to the eyes of youth as those of a fair lady; but you will grow wiser, and
- see more justly, when you come to wear spectacles.&mdash;Yet stay, I have
- one piece of antiquity, which you, perhaps, will prize more highly."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, Mr. Oldbuck unlocked a drawer, and took out a bundle of keys,
- then pulled aside a piece of the tapestry which concealed the door of a
- small closet, into which he descended by four stone steps, and, after some
- tinkling among bottles and cans, produced two long-stalked wine-glasses
- with bell mouths, such as are seen in Teniers' pieces, and a small bottle
- of what he called rich racy canary, with a little bit of diet cake, on a
- small silver server of exquisite old workmanship. "I will say nothing of
- the server," he remarked, "though it is said to have been wrought by the
- old mad Florentine, Benvenuto Cellini. But, Mr. Lovel, our ancestors drank
- sack&mdash;you, who admire the drama, know where that's to be found.&mdash;Here's
- success to your exertions at Fairport, sir!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And to you, sir, and an ample increase to your treasure, with no more
- trouble on your part than is just necessary to make the acquisitions
- valuable."
- </p>
- <p>
- After a libation so suitable to the amusement in which they had been
- engaged, Lovel rose to take his leave, and Mr. Oldbuck prepared to give
- him his company a part of the way, and show him something worthy of his
- curiosity on his return to Fairport.
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- CHAPTER FOURTH.
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- The pawkie auld carle cam ower the lea,
- Wi' mony good-e'ens and good-morrows to me,
- Saying, Kind Sir, for your courtesy,
- Will ye lodge a silly puir man?
- The Gaberlunzie Man.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Our two friends moved through a little orchard, where the aged
- apple-trees, well loaded with fruit, showed, as is usual in the
- neighbourhood of monastic buildings, that the days of the monks had not
- always been spent in indolence, but often dedicated to horticulture and
- gardening. Mr. Oldbuck failed not to make Lovel remark, that the planters
- of those days were possessed of the modern secret of preventing the roots
- of the fruit-trees from penetrating the till, and compelling them to
- spread in a lateral direction, by placing paving-stones beneath the trees
- when first planted, so as to interpose between their fibres and the
- subsoil. "This old fellow," he said, "which was blown down last summer,
- and still, though half reclined on the ground, is covered with fruit, has
- been, as you may see, accommodated with such a barrier between his roots
- and the unkindly till. That other tree has a story:&mdash;the fruit is
- called the Abbot's Apple; the lady of a neighbouring baron was so fond of
- it, that she would often pay a visit to Monkbarns, to have the pleasure of
- gathering it from the tree. The husband, a jealous man, belike, suspected
- that a taste so nearly resembling that of Mother Eve prognosticated a
- similar fall. As the honour of a noble family is concerned, I will say no
- more on the subject, only that the lands of Lochard and Cringlecut still
- pay a fine of six bolls of barley annually, to atone the guilt of their
- audacious owner, who intruded himself and his worldly suspicions upon the
- seclusion of the Abbot and his penitent.&mdash;Admire the little belfry
- rising above the ivy-mantled porch&mdash;there was here a <i>hospitium,
- hospitale,</i> or <i>hospitamentum</i> (for it is written all these
- various ways in the old writings and evidents), in which the monks
- received pilgrims. I know our minister has said, in the Statistical
- Account, that the <i>hospitium</i> was situated either in the lands of
- Haltweary or upon those of Half-starvet; but he is incorrect, Mr. Lovel&mdash;that
- is the gate called still the Palmer's Port, and my gardener found many
- hewn stones, when he was trenching the ground for winter celery, several
- of which I have sent as specimens to my learned friends, and to the
- various antiquarian societies of which I am an unworthy member. But I will
- say no more at present; I reserve something for another visit, and we have
- an object of real curiosity before us."
- </p>
- <p>
- While he was thus speaking, he led the way briskly through one or two rich
- pasture-meadows, to an open heath or common, and so to the top of a gentle
- eminence. "Here," he said, "Mr. Lovel, is a truly remarkable spot."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It commands a fine view," said his companion, looking around him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "True: but it is not for the prospect I brought you hither; do you see
- nothing else remarkable?&mdash;nothing on the surface of the ground?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, yes; I do see something like a ditch, indistinctly marked."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indistinctly!&mdash;pardon me, sir, but the indistinctness must be in
- your powers of vision. Nothing can be more plainly traced&mdash;a proper
- <i>agger</i> or <i>vallum,</i> with its corresponding ditch or <i>fossa.</i>
- Indistinctly! why, Heaven help you, the lassie, my niece, as light-headed
- a goose as womankind affords, saw the traces of the ditch at once.
- Indistinct!&mdash;why, the great station at Ardoch, or that at Burnswark
- in Annandale, may be clearer, doubtless, because they are stative forts,
- whereas this was only an occasional encampment. Indistinct!&mdash;why, you
- must suppose that fools, boors, and idiots, have ploughed up the land,
- and, like beasts and ignorant savages, have thereby obliterated two sides
- of the square, and greatly injured the third; but you see, yourself, the
- fourth side is quite entire!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel endeavoured to apologize, and to explain away his ill-timed phrase,
- and pleaded his inexperience. But he was not at once quite successful. His
- first expression had come too frankly and naturally not to alarm the
- Antiquary, and he could not easily get over the shock it had given him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "My dear sir," continued the senior, "your eyes are not inexperienced: you
- know a ditch from level ground, I presume, when you see them? Indistinct!
- why, the very common people, the very least boy that can herd a cow, calls
- it the Kaim of Kinprunes; and if that does not imply an ancient camp, I am
- ignorant what does."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel having again acquiesced, and at length lulled to sleep the irritated
- and suspicious vanity of the Antiquary, he proceeded in his task of
- cicerone. "You must know," he said, "our Scottish antiquaries have been
- greatly divided about the local situation of the final conflict between
- Agricola and the Caledonians; some contend for Ardoch in Strathallan, some
- for Innerpeffry, some for the Raedykes in the Mearns, and some are for
- carrying the scene of action as far north as Blair in Athole. Now, after
- all this discussion," continued the old gentleman, with one of his slyest
- and most complacent looks, "what would you think, Mr. Lovel,&mdash;I say,
- what would you think,&mdash;if the memorable scene of conflict should
- happen to be on the very spot called the Kaim of Kinprunes, the property
- of the obscure and humble individual who now speaks to you?" Then, having
- paused a little, to suffer his guest to digest a communication so
- important, he resumed his disquisition in a higher tone. "Yes, my good
- friend, I am indeed greatly deceived if this place does not correspond
- with all the marks of that celebrated place of action. It was near to the
- Grampian mountains&mdash;lo! yonder they are, mixing and contending with
- the sky on the skirts of the horizon! It was <i>in conspectu classis</i>&mdash;in
- sight of the Roman fleet; and would any admiral, Roman or British, wish a
- fairer bay to ride in than that on your right hand? It is astonishing how
- blind we professed antiquaries sometimes are! Sir Robert Sibbald, Saunders
- Gordon, General Roy, Dr. Stokely,&mdash;why, it escaped all of them. I was
- unwilling to say a word about it till I had secured the ground, for it
- belonged to auld Johnnie Howie, a bonnet-laird* hard by, and many a
- communing we had before he and I could agree.
- </p>
- <p>
- * A bonnet-laird signifies a petty proprietor, wearing the dress, along
- with the habits of a yeoman.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length&mdash;I am almost ashamed to say it&mdash;but I even brought my
- mind to give acre for acre of my good corn-land for this barren spot. But
- then it was a national concern; and when the scene of so celebrated an
- event became my own, I was overpaid.&mdash;Whose patriotism would not grow
- warmer, as old Johnson says, on the plains of Marathon? I began to trench
- the ground, to see what might be discovered; and the third day, sir, we
- found a stone, which I have transported to Monkbarns, in order to have the
- sculpture taken off with plaster of Paris; it bears a sacrificing vessel,
- and the letters A. D. L. L. which may stand, without much violence, for <i>Agricola
- Dicavit Libens Lubens.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Certainly, sir; for the Dutch Antiquaries claim Caligula as the founder
- of a light-house, on the sole authority of the letters C. C. P. F., which
- they interpret <i>Caius Caligula Pharum Fecit.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "True, and it has ever been recorded as a sound exposition. I see we shall
- make something of you even before you wear spectacles, notwithstanding you
- thought the traces of this beautiful camp indistinct when you first
- observed them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In time, sir, and by good instruction"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "&mdash;You will become more apt&mdash;I doubt it not. You shall peruse,
- upon your next visit to Monkbarns, my trivial Essay upon Castrametation,
- with some particular Remarks upon the Vestiges of Ancient Fortifications
- lately discovered by the Author at the Kaim of Kinprunes. I think I have
- pointed out the infallible touchstone of supposed antiquity. I premise a
- few general rules on that point, on the nature, namely, of the evidence to
- be received in such cases. Meanwhile be pleased to observe, for example,
- that I could press into my service Claudian's famous line,
- </p>
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- Ille Caledoniis posuit qui castra pruinis.
-</pre>
- <p>
- For <i>pruinis,</i> though interpreted to mean <i>hoar frosts,</i> to
- which I own we are somewhat subject in this north-eastern sea-coast, may
- also signify a locality, namely, <i>Prunes;</i> the <i>Castra Pruinis
- posita</i> would therefore be the Kaim of Kinprunes. But I waive this, for
- I am sensible it might be laid hold of by cavillers as carrying down my
- Castra to the time of Theodosius, sent by Valentinian into Britain as late
- as the year 367, or thereabout. No, my good friend, I appeal to people's
- eye-sight. Is not here the Decuman gate? and there, but for the ravage of
- the horrid plough, as a learned friend calls it, would be the Praetorian
- gate. On the left hand you may see some slight vestiges of the <i>porta
- sinistra,</i> and on the right, one side of the <i>porta dextra</i>
- wellnigh entire. Here, then, let us take our stand, on this tumulus,
- exhibiting the foundation of ruined buildings,&mdash;the central point&mdash;the
- <i>praetorium,</i> doubtless, of the camp. From this place, now scarce to
- be distinguished but by its slight elevation and its greener turf from the
- rest of the fortification, we may suppose Agricola to have looked forth on
- the immense army of Caledonians, occupying the declivities of yon opposite
- hill,&mdash;the infantry rising rank over rank, as the form of ground
- displayed their array to its utmost advantage,&mdash;the cavalry and <i>covinarii,</i>
- by which I understand the charioteers&mdash;another guise of folks from
- your Bond-street four-in-hand men, I trow&mdash;scouring the more level
- space below&mdash;
- </p>
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- &mdash;See, then, Lovel&mdash;See&mdash;
- See that huge battle moving from the mountains!
- Their gilt coats shine like dragon scales;&mdash;their march
- Like a rough tumbling storm.&mdash;See them, and view them,
- And then see Rome no more!&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- Yes, my dear friend, from this stance it is probable&mdash;nay, it is
- nearly certain, that Julius Agricola beheld what our Beaumont has so
- admirably described!&mdash;From this very Praetorium"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- A voice from behind interrupted his ecstatic description&mdash;"Praetorian
- here, Praetorian there, I mind the bigging o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- Both at once turned round, Lovel with surprise, and Oldbuck with mingled
- surprise and indignation, at so uncivil an interruption. An auditor had
- stolen upon them, unseen and unheard, amid the energy of the Antiquary's
- enthusiastic declamation, and the attentive civility of Lovel. He had the
- exterior appearance of a mendicant. A slouched hat of huge dimensions; a
- long white beard which mingled with his grizzled hair; an aged but
- strongly marked and expressive countenance, hardened, by climate and
- exposure, to a right brick-dust complexion; a long blue gown, with a
- pewter badge on the right arm; two or three wallets, or bags, slung across
- his shoulder, for holding the different kinds of meal, when he received
- his charity in kind from those who were but a degree richer than himself:&mdash;all
- these marked at once a beggar by profession, and one of that privileged
- class which are called in Scotland the King's Bedesmen, or, vulgarly,
- Blue-Gowns.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is that you say, Edie?" said Oldbuck, hoping, perhaps, that his ears
- had betrayed their duty&mdash;"what were you speaking about!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "About this bit bourock, your honour," answered the undaunted Edie; "I
- mind the bigging o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The devil you do! Why, you old fool, it was here before you were born,
- and will be after you are hanged, man!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hanged or drowned, here or awa, dead or alive, I mind the bigging o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You&mdash;you&mdash;you&mdash;," said the Antiquary, stammering between
- confusion and anger, "you strolling old vagabond, what the devil do you
- know about it?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, I ken this about it, Monkbarns&mdash;and what profit have I for
- telling ye a lie?&mdash;l just ken this about it, that about twenty years
- syne, I, and a wheen hallenshakers like mysell, and the mason-lads that
- built the lang dike that gaes down the loaning, and twa or three herds
- maybe, just set to wark, and built this bit thing here that ye ca' the&mdash;the&mdash;Praetorian,
- and a' just for a bield at auld Aiken Drum's bridal, and a bit blithe
- gae-down wi' had in't, some sair rainy weather. Mair by token, Monkbarns,
- if ye howk up the bourock, as ye seem to have began, yell find, if ye hae
- not fund it already, a stane that ane o' the mason-callants cut a ladle on
- to have a bourd at the bridegroom, and he put four letters on't, that's A.
- D. L. L.&mdash;Aiken Drum's Lang Ladle&mdash;for Aiken was ane o' the
- kale-suppers o' Fife."
- </p>
- <p>
- "This," thought Lovel to himself, "is a famous counterpart to the story of
- <i>Keip on this syde.</i>" He then ventured to steal a glance at our
- Antiquary, but quickly withdrew it in sheer compassion. For, gentle
- reader, if thou hast ever beheld the visage of a damsel of sixteen, whose
- romance of true love has been blown up by an untimely discovery, or of a
- child of ten years, whose castle of cards has been blown down by a
- malicious companion, I can safely aver to you, that Jonathan Oldbuck of
- Monkbarns looked neither more wise nor less disconcerted.
- </p>
- <p>
- "There is some mistake about this," he said, abruptly turning away from
- the mendicant.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Deil a bit on my side o' the wa'," answered the sturdy beggar; "I never
- deal in mistakes, they aye bring mischances.&mdash;Now, Monkbarns, that
- young gentleman, that's wi' your honour, thinks little of a carle like me;
- and yet, I'll wager I'll tell him whar he was yestreen at the gloamin,
- only he maybe wadna like to hae't spoken o' in company."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel's soul rushed to his cheeks, with the vivid blush of two-and-twenty.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Never mind the old rogue," said Mr. Oldbuck; "don't suppose I think the
- worse of you for your profession; they are only prejudiced fools and
- coxcombs that do so. You remember what old Tully says in his oration, <i>pro
- Archia poeta,</i> concerning one of your confraternity&mdash;<i>quis
- nostrum tam anino agresti ac duro fuit&mdash;ut&mdash;ut</i>&mdash;I
- forget the Latin&mdash;the meaning is, which of us was so rude and
- barbarous as to remain unmoved at the death of the great Roscius, whose
- advanced age was so far from preparing us for his death, that we rather
- hoped one so graceful, so excellent in his art, ought to be exempted from
- the common lot of mortality? So the Prince of Orators spoke of the stage
- and its professor."
- </p>
- <p>
- The words of the old man fell upon Lovel's ears, but without conveying any
- precise idea to his mind, which was then occupied in thinking by what
- means the old beggar, who still continued to regard him with a countenance
- provokingly sly and intelligent, had contrived to thrust himself into any
- knowledge of his affairs. He put his hand in his pocket as the readiest
- mode of intimating his desire of secrecy, and securing the concurrence of
- the person whom he addressed; and while he bestowed on him an alms, the
- amount of which rather bore proportion to his fears than to his charity,
- looked at him with a marked expression, which the mendicant, a
- physiognomist by profession, seemed perfectly to understand.&mdash;"Never
- mind me, sir&mdash;I am no tale-pyet; but there are mair een in the warld
- than mine," answered he as he pocketed Lovel's bounty, but in a tone to be
- heard by him alone, and with an expression which amply filled up what was
- left unspoken. Then turning to Oldbuck&mdash;"I am awa' to the manse, your
- honour. Has your honour ony word there, or to Sir Arthur, for I'll come in
- by Knockwinnock Castle again e'en?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck started as from a dream; and, in a hurried tone, where vexation
- strove with a wish to conceal it, paying, at the same time, a tribute to
- Edie's smooth, greasy, unlined hat, he said, "Go down, go down to
- Monkbarns&mdash;let them give you some dinner&mdash;Or stay; if you do go
- to the manse, or to Knockwinnock, ye need say nothing about that foolish
- story of yours."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Who, I?" said the mendicant&mdash;"Lord bless your honour, naebody sall
- ken a word about it frae me, mair than if the bit bourock had been there
- since Noah's flood. But, Lord, they tell me your honour has gien Johnnie
- Howie acre for acre of the laigh crofts for this heathery knowe! Now, if
- he has really imposed the bourock on ye for an ancient wark, it's my real
- opinion the bargain will never haud gude, if you would just bring down
- your heart to try it at the law, and say that he beguiled ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Provoking scoundrel!" muttered the indignant Antiquary between his teeths&mdash;"I'll
- have the hangman's lash and his back acquainted for this." And then, in a
- louder tone,&mdash;"Never mind, Edie&mdash;it is all a mistake."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, I am thinking sae," continued his tormentor, who seemed to have
- pleasure in rubbing the galled wound, "troth, I aye thought sae; and it's
- no sae lang since I said to Luckie Gemmers, Never think you, luckie' said
- I, that his honour Monkbarns would hae done sic a daft-like thing as to
- gie grund weel worth fifty shillings an acre, for a mailing that would be
- dear o'a pund Scots. Na, na,' quo' I, depend upon't the lard's been
- imposed upon wi that wily do-little deevil, Johnnie Howie.' But Lord haud
- a care o' us, sirs, how can that be,' quo' she again, when the laird's sae
- book-learned, there's no the like o' him in the country side, and Johnnie
- Howie has hardly sense eneugh to ca' the cows out o' his kale-yard?'
- Aweel, aweel,' quo' I, but ye'll hear he's circumvented him with some of
- his auld-warld stories,'&mdash;for ye ken, laird, yon other time about the
- bodle that ye thought was an auld coin"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Go to the devil!" said Oldbuck; and then in a more mild tone, as one that
- was conscious his reputation lay at the mercy of his antagonist, he added&mdash;"Away
- with you down to Monkbarns, and when I come back, I'll send ye a bottle of
- ale to the kitchen."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Heaven reward your honour!" This was uttered with the true mendicant
- whine, as, setting his pike-staff before him, he began to move in the
- direction of Monkbarns.&mdash;"But did your honour," turning round, "ever
- get back the siller ye gae to the travelling packman for the bodle?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Curse thee, go about thy business!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, aweel, sir, God bless your honour! I hope ye'll ding Johnnie Howie
- yet, and that I'll live to see it." And so saying, the old beggar moved
- off, relieving Mr. Oldbuck of recollections which were anything rather
- than agreeable.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Who is this familiar old gentleman?" said Lovel, when the mendicant was
- out of hearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, one of the plagues of the country&mdash;I have been always against
- poor's-rates and a work-house&mdash;I think I'll vote for them now, to
- have that scoundrel shut up. O, your old-remembered guest of a beggar
- becomes as well acquainted with you as he is with his dish&mdash;as
- intimate as one of the beasts familiar to man which signify love, and with
- which his own trade is especially conversant. Who is he?&mdash;why, he has
- gone the vole&mdash; has been soldier, ballad-singer, travelling tinker,
- and is now a beggar. He is spoiled by our foolish gentry, who laugh at his
- jokes, and rehearse Edie Ochiltree's good thing's as regularly as Joe
- Miller's."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, he uses freedom apparently, which is the soul of wit," answered
- Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O ay, freedom enough," said the Antiquary; "he generally invents some
- damned improbable lie or another to provoke you, like that nonsense he
- talked just now&mdash;not that I'll publish my tract till I have examined
- the thing to the bottom."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In England," said Lovel, "such a mendicant would get a speedy check."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, your churchwardens and dog-whips would make slender allowance for
- his vein of humour! But here, curse him! he is a sort of privileged
- nuisance&mdash;one of the last specimens of the old fashioned Scottish
- mendicant, who kept his rounds within a particular space, and was the
- news-carrier, the minstrel, and sometimes the historian of the district.
- That rascal, now, knows more old ballads and traditions than any other man
- in this and the four next parishes. And after all," continued he,
- softening as he went on describing Edie's good gifts, "the dog has some
- good humour. He has borne his hard fate with unbroken spirits, and it's
- cruel to deny him the comfort of a laugh at his betters. The pleasure of
- having quizzed me, as you gay folk would call it, will be meat and drink
- to him for a day or two. But I must go back and look after him, or he will
- spread his d&mdash;d nonsensical story over half the country."*
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note C. Praetorium.
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying our heroes parted, Mr. Oldbuck to return to his <i>hospitium</i>
- at Monkbarns, and Lovel to pursue his way to Fairport, where he arrived
- without farther adventure.
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- CHAPTER FIFTH.
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- <i>Launcelot Gobbo.</i> Mark me now:
- Now will I raise the waters.
- Merchant of Venice.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The theatre at Fairport had opened, but no Mr. Lovel appeared on the
- boards, nor was there anything in the habits or deportment of the young
- gentleman so named, which authorised Mr. Oldbuck's conjecture that his
- fellow-traveller was a candidate for the public favour. Regular were the
- Antiquary's inquiries at an old-fashioned barber who dressed the only
- three wigs in the parish which, in defiance of taxes and times, were still
- subjected to the operation of powdering and frizzling, and who for that
- purpose divided his time among the three employers whom fashion had yet
- left him; regular, I say, were Mr. Oldbuck's inquiries at this personage
- concerning the news of the little theatre at Fairport, expecting every day
- to hear of Mr. Lovel's appearance; on which occasion the old gentleman had
- determined to put himself to charges in honour of his young friend, and
- not only to go to the play himself, but to carry his womankind along with
- him. But old Jacob Caxon conveyed no information which warranted his
- taking so decisive a step as that of securing a box.
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought information, on the contrary, that there was a young man
- residing at Fairport, of whom the <i>town</i> (by which he meant all the
- gossips, who, having no business of their own, fill up their leisure
- moments by attending to that of other people) could make nothing. He
- sought no society, but rather avoided that which the apparent gentleness
- of his manners, and some degree of curiosity, induced many to offer him.
- Nothing could be more regular, or less resembling an adventurer, than his
- mode of living, which was simple, but so completely well arranged, that
- all who had any transactions with him were loud in their approbation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "These are not the virtues of a stage-struck hero," thought Oldbuck to
- himself; and, however habitually pertinacious in his opinions, he must
- have been compelled to abandon that which he had formed in the present
- instance, but for a part of Caxon's communication. "The young gentleman,"
- he said, "was sometimes heard speaking to himsell, and rampauging about in
- his room, just as if he was ane o' the player folk."
- </p>
- <p>
- Nothing, however, excepting this single circumstance, occurred to confirm
- Mr. Oldbuck's supposition; and it remained a high and doubtful question,
- what a well-informed young man, without friends, connections, or
- employment of any kind, could have to do as a resident at Fairport.
- Neither port wine nor whist had apparently any charms for him. He declined
- dining with the mess of the volunteer cohort which had been lately
- embodied, and shunned joining the convivialities of either of the two
- parties which then divided Fairport, as they did more important places. He
- was too little of an aristocrat to join the club of Royal True Blues, and
- too little of a democrat to fraternise with an affiliated society of the
- <i>soi-disant</i> Friends of the People, which the borough had also the
- happiness of possessing. A coffee-room was his detestation; and, I grieve
- to say it, he had as few sympathies with the tea-table.&mdash;In short,
- since the name was fashionable in novel-writing, and that is a great while
- agone, there was never a Master Lovel of whom so little positive was
- known, and who was so universally described by negatives.
- </p>
- <p>
- One negative, however, was important&mdash;nobody knew any harm of Lovel.
- Indeed, had such existed, it would have been speedily made public; for the
- natural desire of speaking evil of our neighbour could in his case have
- been checked by no feelings of sympathy for a being so unsocial. On one
- account alone he fell somewhat under suspicion. As he made free use of his
- pencil in his solitary walks, and had drawn several views of the harbour,
- in which the signal tower, and even the four-gun battery, were introduced,
- some zealous friends of the public sent abroad a whisper, that this
- mysterious stranger must certainly be a French spy. The Sheriff paid his
- respects to Mr. Lovel accordingly; but in the interview which followed, it
- would seem that he had entirely removed that magistrate's suspicions,
- since he not only suffered him to remain undisturbed in his retirement,
- but it was credibly reported, sent him two invitations to dinner-parties,
- both which were civilly declined. But what the nature of the explanation
- was, the magistrate kept a profound secret, not only from the public at
- large, but from his substitute, his clerk, his wife and his two daughters,
- who formed his privy council on all questions of official duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- All these particulars being faithfully reported by Mr. Caxon to his patron
- at Monkbarns, tended much to raise Lovel in the opinion of his former
- fellow-traveller. "A decent sensible lad," said he to himself, "who scorns
- to enter into the fooleries and nonsense of these idiot people at Fairport&mdash;I
- must do something for him&mdash;I must give him a dinner;&mdash;and I will
- write Sir Arthur to come to Monkbarns to meet him. I must consult my
- womankind."
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, such consultation having been previously held, a special
- messenger, being no other than Caxon himself, was ordered to prepare for a
- walk to Knockwinnock Castle with a letter, "For the honoured Sir Arthur
- Wardour, of Knockwinnock, Bart." The contents ran thus:
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear Sir Arthur,
- </p>
- <p>
- "On Tuesday the 17th curt. <i>stilo novo,</i> I hold a coenobitical
- symposion at Monkbarns, and pray you to assist thereat, at four o'clock
- precisely. If my fair enemy, Miss Isabel, can and will honour us by
- accompanying you, my womankind will be but too proud to have the aid of
- such an auxiliary in the cause of resistance to awful rule and right
- supremacy. If not, I will send the womankind to the manse for the day. I
- have a young acquaintance to make known to you, who is touched with some
- strain of a better spirit than belongs to these giddy-paced times&mdash;reveres
- his elders, and has a pretty notion of the classics&mdash;and, as such a
- youth must have a natural contempt for the people about Fairport, I wish
- to show him some rational as well as worshipful society.&mdash;I am, Dear
- Sir Arthur, etc. etc. etc."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Fly with this letter, Caxon," said the senior, holding out his missive,
- <i>signatum atque sigillatum,</i> "fly to Knockwinnock, and bring me back
- an answer. Go as fast as if the town-council were met and waiting for the
- provost, and the provost was waiting for his new-powdered wig."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah sir," answered the messenger, with a deep sigh, "thae days hae lang
- gane by. Deil a wig has a provost of Fairport worn sin' auld Provost
- Jervie's time&mdash;and he had a quean of a servant-lass that dressed it
- herself, wi' the doup o' a candle and a drudging-box. But I hae seen the
- day, Monkbarns, when the town-council of Fairport wad hae as soon wanted
- their town-clerk, or their gill of brandy ower-head after the haddies, as
- they wad hae wanted ilk ane a weel-favoured, sonsy, decent periwig on his
- pow. Hegh, sirs! nae wonder the commons will be discontent and rise
- against the law, when they see magistrates and bailies, and deacons, and
- the provost himsell, wi' heads as bald and as bare as ane o' my blocks!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And as well furnished within, Caxon. But away with you!&mdash;you have an
- excellent view of public affairs, and, I dare say, have touched the cause
- of our popular discontent as closely as the provost could have done
- himself. But away with you, Caxon!"
- </p>
- <p>
- And off went Caxon upon his walk of three miles&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- He hobbled&mdash;but his heart was good!
- Could he go faster than he could?&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- While he is engaged in his journey and return, it may not be impertinent
- to inform the reader to whose mansion he was bearing his embassy.
- </p>
- <p>
- We have said that Mr. Oldbuck kept little company with the surrounding
- gentlemen, excepting with one person only. This was Sir Arthur Wardour, a
- baronet of ancient descent, and of a large but embarrassed fortune. His
- father, Sir Anthony, had been a Jacobite, and had displayed all the
- enthusiasm of that party, while it could be served with words only. No man
- squeezed the orange with more significant gesture; no one could more
- dexterously intimate a dangerous health without coming under the penal
- statutes; and, above all, none drank success to the cause more deeply and
- devoutly. But, on the approach of the Highland army in 1745, it would
- appear that the worthy baronet's zeal became a little more moderate just
- when its warmth was of most consequence. He talked much, indeed, of taking
- the field for the rights of Scotland and Charles Stuart; but his
- demi-pique saddle would suit only one of his horses; and that horse could
- by no means be brought to stand fire. Perhaps the worshipful owner
- sympathized in the scruples of this sagacious quadruped, and began to
- think, that what was so much dreaded by the horse could not be very
- wholesome for the rider. At any rate, while Sir Anthony Wardour talked,
- and drank, and hesitated, the Sturdy provost of Fairport (who, as we
- before noticed, was the father of our Antiquary) sallied from his ancient
- burgh, heading a body of whig-burghers, and seized at once, in the name of
- George II., upon the Castle of Knockwinnock, and on the four
- carriage-horses, and person of the proprietor. Sir Anthony was shortly
- after sent off to the Tower of London by a secretary of state's warrant,
- and with him went his son, Arthur, then a youth. But as nothing appeared
- like an overt act of treason, both father and son were soon set at
- liberty, and returned to their own mansion of Knockwinnock, to drink
- healths five fathoms deep, and talk of their sufferings in the royal
- cause. This became so much a matter of habit with Sir Arthur, that, even
- after his father's death, the non-juring chaplain used to pray regularly
- for the restoration of the rightful sovereign, for the downfall of the
- usurper, and for deliverance from their cruel and bloodthirsty enemies;
- although all idea of serious opposition to the House of Hanover had long
- mouldered away, and this treasonable liturgy was kept up rather as a
- matter of form than as conveying any distinct meaning. So much was this
- the case, that, about the year 1770, upon a disputed election occurring in
- the county, the worthy knight fairly gulped down the oaths of abjuration
- and allegiance, in order to serve a candidate in whom he was interested;&mdash;thus
- renouncing the heir for whose restoration he weekly petitioned Heaven, and
- acknowledging the usurper whose dethronement he had never ceased to pray
- for. And to add to this melancholy instance of human inconsistency, Sir
- Arthur continued to pray for the House of Stuart even after the family had
- been extinct, and when, in truth, though in his theoretical loyalty he was
- pleased to regard them as alive, yet, in all actual service and practical
- exertion, he was a most zealous and devoted subject of George III.
- </p>
- <p>
- In other respects, Sir Arthur Wardour lived like most country gentlemen in
- Scotland, hunted and fished&mdash;gave and received dinners&mdash;attended
- races and county meetings&mdash;was a deputy-lieutenant and trustee upon
- turnpike acts. But, in his more advanced years, as he became too lazy or
- unwieldy for field-sports, he supplied them by now and then reading
- Scottish history; and, having gradually acquired a taste for antiquities,
- though neither very deep nor very correct, he became a crony of his
- neighbour, Mr. Oldbuck of Monkbarns, and a joint-labourer with him in his
- antiquarian pursuits.
- </p>
- <p>
- There were, however, points of difference between these two humourists,
- which sometimes occasioned discord. The faith of Sir Arthur, as an
- antiquary, was boundless, and Mr. Oldbuck (notwithstanding the affair of
- the Praetorium at the Kaim of Kinprunes) was much more scrupulous in
- receiving legends as current and authentic coin. Sir Arthur would have
- deemed himself guilty of the crime of leze-majesty had he doubted the
- existence of any single individual of that formidable head-roll of one
- hundred and four kings of Scotland, received by Boethius, and rendered
- classical by Buchanan, in virtue of whom James VI. claimed to rule his
- ancient kingdom, and whose portraits still frown grimly upon the walls of
- the gallery of Holyrood. Now Oldbuck, a shrewd and suspicious man, and no
- respecter of divine hereditary right, was apt to cavil at this sacred
- list, and to affirm, that the procession of the posterity of Fergus
- through the pages of Scottish history, was as vain and unsubstantial as
- the gleamy pageant of the descendants of Banquo through the cavern of
- Hecate.
- </p>
- <p>
- Another tender topic was the good fame of Queen Mary, of which the knight
- was a most chivalrous assertor, while the esquire impugned it, in spite
- both of her beauty and misfortunes. When, unhappily, their conversation
- turned on yet later times, motives of discord occurred in almost every
- page of history. Oldbuck was, upon principle, a staunch Presbyterian, a
- ruling elder of the kirk, and a friend to revolution principles and
- Protestant succession, while Sir Arthur was the very reverse of all this.
- They agreed, it is true, in dutiful love and allegiance to the sovereign
- who now fills* the throne; but this was their only point of union.
- </p>
- <p>
- * The reader will understand that this refers to the reign of our late
- gracious Sovereign, George the Third.
- </p>
- <p>
- It therefore often happened, that bickerings hot broke out between them,
- in which Oldbuck was not always able to suppress his caustic humour, while
- it would sometimes occur to the Baronet that the descendant of a German
- printer, whose sires had "sought the base fellowship of paltry burghers,"
- forgot himself, and took an unlicensed freedom of debate, considering the
- rank and ancient descent of his antagonist. This, with the old feud of the
- coach-horses, and the seizure of his manor-place and tower of strength by
- Mr. Oldbuck's father, would at times rush upon his mind, and inflame at
- once his cheeks and his arguments. And, lastly, as Mr. Oldbuck thought his
- worthy friend and compeer was in some respects little better than a fool,
- he was apt to come more near communicating to him that unfavourable
- opinion, than the rules of modern politeness warrant. In such cases they
- often parted in deep dudgeon, and with something like a resolution to
- forbear each other's company in future:
- </p>
- <p>
- But with the morning calm reflection came; and as each was sensible that
- the society of the other had become, through habit, essential to his
- comfort, the breach was speedily made up between them. On such occasions,
- Oldbuck, considering that the Baronet's pettishness resembled that of a
- child, usually showed his superior sense by compassionately making the
- first advances to reconciliation. But it once or twice happened that the
- aristocratic pride of the far-descended knight took a flight too offensive
- to the feelings of the representative of the typographer. In these cases,
- the breach between these two originals might have been immortal, but for
- the kind exertion and interposition of the Baronet's daughter, Miss
- Isabella Wardour, who, with a son, now absent upon foreign and military
- service, formed his whole surviving family. She was well aware how
- necessary Mr. Oldbuck was to her father's amusement and comfort, and
- seldom failed to interpose with effect, when the office of a mediator
- between them was rendered necessary by the satirical shrewdness of the
- one, or the assumed superiority of the other. Under Isabella's mild
- influence, the wrongs of Queen Mary were forgotten by her father, and Mr.
- Oldbuck forgave the blasphemy which reviled the memory of King William.
- However, as she used in general to take her father's part playfully in
- these disputes, Oldbuck was wont to call Isabella his fair enemy, though
- in fact he made more account of her than any other of her sex, of whom, as
- we have seen, he, was no admirer.
- </p>
- <p>
- There existed another connection betwixt these worthies, which had
- alternately a repelling and attractive influence upon their intimacy. Sir
- Arthur always wished to borrow; Mr. Oldbuck was not always willing to
- lend. Mr. Oldbuck, per contra, always wished to be repaid with regularity;
- Sir Arthur was not always, nor indeed often, prepared to gratify this
- reasonable desire; and, in accomplishing an arrangement between tendencies
- so opposite, little <i>miffs</i> would occasionally take place. Still
- there was a spirit of mutual accommodation upon the whole, and they
- dragged on like dogs in couples, with some difficulty and occasional
- snarling, but without absolutely coming to a stand-still or throttling
- each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some little disagreement, such as we have mentioned, arising out of
- business, or politics, had divided the houses of Knockwinnock and
- Monkbarns, when the emissary of the latter arrived to discharge his
- errand. In his ancient Gothic parlour, whose windows on one side looked
- out upon the restless ocean, and, on the other, upon the long straight
- avenue, was the Baronet seated, now turning over the leaves of a folio,
- now casting a weary glance where the sun quivered on the dark-green
- foliage and smooth trunks of the large and branching limes with which the
- avenue was planted. At length, sight of joy! a moving object is seen, and
- it gives rise to the usual inquiries, Who is it? and what can be his
- errand? The old whitish-grey coat, the hobbling gait, the hat
- half-slouched, half-cocked, announced the forlorn maker of periwigs, and
- left for investigation only the second query. This was soon solved by a
- servant entering the parlour,&mdash;"A letter from Monkbarns, Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur took the epistle with a due assumption of consequential
- dignity.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Take the old man into the kitchen, and let him get some refreshment,"
- said the young lady, whose compassionate eye had remarked his thin grey
- hair and wearied gait.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck, my love, invites us to dinner on Tuesday the 17th," said the
- Baronet, pausing;&mdash;"he really seems to forget that he has not of late
- conducted himself so civilly towards me as might have been expected."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear sir, you have so many advantages over poor Mr. Oldbuck, that no
- wonder it should put him a little out of humour; but I know he has much
- respect for your person and your conversation;&mdash;nothing would give
- him more pain than to be wanting in any real attention."
- </p>
- <p>
- "True, true, Isabella; and one must allow for the original descent;&mdash;something
- of the German boorishness still flows in the blood; something of the
- whiggish and perverse opposition to established rank and privilege. You
- may observe that he never has any advantage of me in dispute, unless when
- he avails himself of a sort of pettifogging intimacy with dates, names,
- and trifling matters of fact&mdash;a tiresome and frivolous accuracy of
- memory, which is entirely owing to his mechanical descent."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He must find it convenient in historical investigation, I should think,
- sir?" said the young lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It leads to an uncivil and positive mode of disputing; and nothing seems
- more unreasonable than to hear him impugn even Bellenden's rare
- translation of Hector Boece, which I have the satisfaction to possess, and
- which is a black-letter folio of great value, upon the authority of some
- old scrap of parchment which he has saved from its deserved destiny of
- being cut up into tailor's measures. And besides, that habit of minute and
- troublesome accuracy leads to a mercantile manner of doing business, which
- ought to be beneath a landed proprietor whose family has stood two or
- three generations. I question if there's a dealer's clerk in Fairport that
- can sum an account of interest better than Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But you'll accept his invitation, sir?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, ye&mdash;yes; we have no other engagement on hand, I think. Who can
- the young man be he talks of?&mdash;he seldom picks up new acquaintance;
- and he has no relation that I ever heard of."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Probably some relation of his brother-in-law Captain M'Intyre."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very possibly&mdash;yes, we will accept&mdash;the M'Intyres are of a very
- ancient Highland family. You may answer his card in the affirmative,
- Isabella; I believe I have, no leisure to be <i>Dear Sirring</i> myself."
- </p>
- <p>
- So this important matter being adjusted, Miss Wardour intimated "her own
- and Sir Arthur's compliments, and that they would have the honour of
- waiting upon Mr. Oldbuck. Miss Wardour takes this opportunity to renew her
- hostility with Mr. Oldbuck, on account of his late long absence from
- Knockwinnock, where his visits give so much pleasure." With this <i>placebo</i>
- she concluded her note, with which old Caxon, now refreshed in limbs and
- wind, set out on his return to the Antiquary's mansion.
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER SIXTH.
- </h2>
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- <i>Moth.</i> By Woden, God of Saxons,
- From whence comes Wensday, that is, Wodnesday,
- Truth is a thing that I will ever keep
- Unto thylke day in which I creep into
- My sepulcre&mdash;
- Cartwright's <i>Ordinary.</i>
-</pre>
- <p>
- Our young friend Lovel, who had received a corresponding invitation,
- punctual to the hour of appointment, arrived at Monkbarns about five
- minutes before four o'clock on the 17th of July. The day had been
- remarkably sultry, and large drops of rain had occasionally fallen, though
- the threatened showers had as yet passed away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck received him at the Palmer's-port in his complete brown suit,
- grey silk stockings, and wig powdered with all the skill of the veteran
- Caxon, who having smelt out the dinner, had taken care not to finish his
- job till the hour of eating approached.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are welcome to my symposion, Mr. Lovel. And now let me introduce you
- to my Clogdogdo's, as Tom Otter calls them&mdash;my unlucky and
- good-for-nothing womankind&mdash;<i>malae bestiae,</i> Mr. Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I shall be disappointed, sir, if I do not find the ladies very
- undeserving of your satire."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Tilley-valley, Mr. Lovel,&mdash;which, by the way, one commentator
- derives from <i>tittivillitium,</i> and another from <i>talley-ho</i>&mdash;but
- tilley-valley, I say&mdash;a truce with your politeness. You will find
- them but samples of womankind&mdash;But here they be, Mr. Lovel. I present
- to you in due order, my most discreet sister Griselda, who disdains the
- simplicity, as well as patience annexed to the poor old name of Grizzel;
- and my most exquisite niece Maria, whose mother was called Mary, and
- sometimes Molly."
- </p>
- <p>
- The elderly lady rustled in silks and satins, and bore upon her head a
- structure resembling the fashion in the ladies' memorandum-book for the
- year 1770&mdash;a superb piece of architecture, not much less than a
- modern Gothic castle, of which the curls might represent the turrets, the
- black pins the <i>chevaux de frise,</i> and the lappets the banners.
- </p>
- <p>
- The face, which, like that of the ancient statues of Vesta, was thus
- crowned with towers, was large and long, and peaked at nose and chin, and
- bore, in other respects, such a ludicrous resemblance to the physiognomy
- of Mr. Jonathan Oldbuck, that Lovel, had they not appeared at once, like
- Sebastian and Viola in the last scene of the "Twelfth Night," might have
- supposed that the figure before him was his old friend masquerading in
- female attire. An antique flowered silk gown graced the extraordinary
- person to whom belonged this unparalleled <i>tete,</i> which her brother
- was wont to say was fitter for a turban for Mahound or Termagant, than a
- head-gear for a reasonable creature, or Christian gentlewoman. Two long
- and bony arms were terminated at the elbows by triple blond ruffles, and
- being, folded saltire-ways in front of her person, and decorated with long
- gloves of a bright vermilion colour, presented no bad resemblance to a
- pair of gigantic lobsters. High-heeled shoes, and a short silk cloak,
- thrown in easy negligence over her shoulders, completed the exterior of
- Miss Griselda Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her niece, the same whom Lovel had seen transiently during his first
- visit, was a pretty young woman, genteelly dressed according to the
- fashion of the day, with an air of <i>espieglerie</i> which became her
- very well, and which was perhaps derived from the caustic humour peculiar
- to her uncle's family, though softened by transmission.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Lovel paid his respects to both ladies, and was answered by the elder
- with the prolonged courtesy of 1760, drawn from the righteous period,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- When folks conceived a grace
- Of half an hour's space,
- And rejoiced in a Friday's capon,
-</pre>
- <p>
- and by the younger with a modern reverence, which, like the festive
- benediction of a modern divine, was of much shorter duration.
- </p>
- <p>
- While this salutation was exchanging, Sir Arthur, with his fair daughter
- hanging upon his arm, having dismissed his chariot, appeared at the garden
- door, and in all due form paid his respects to the ladies.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary, "and you, my fair foe, let me make known
- to you my young friend Mr. Lovel, a gentleman who, during the
- scarlet-fever which is epidemic at present in this our island, has the
- virtue and decency to appear in a coat of a civil complexion. You see,
- however, that the fashionable colour has mustered in his cheeks which
- appears not in his garments. Sir Arthur, let me present to you a young
- gentleman, whom your farther knowledge will find grave, wise, courtly, and
- scholar-like, well seen, deeply read, and thoroughly grounded in all the
- hidden mysteries of the green-room and stage, from the days of Davie
- Lindsay down to those of Dibdin&mdash;he blushes again, which is a sign of
- grace."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My brother," said Miss Griselda, addressing Lovel, "has a humorous way of
- expressing himself, sir; nobody thinks anything of what Monkbarns says&mdash;so
- I beg you will not be so confused for the matter of his nonsense; but you
- must have had a warm walk beneath this broiling sun&mdash;would you take
- anything?&mdash;a glass of balm-wine?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Ere Lovel could answer, the Antiquary interposed. "Aroint thee, witch!
- wouldst thou poison my guests with thy infernal decoctions? Dost thou not
- remember how it fared with the clergyman whom you seduced to partake of
- that deceitful beverage?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O fy, fy, brother!&mdash;Sir Arthur, did you ever hear the like?&mdash;he
- must have everything his ain way, or he will invent such stories&mdash;But
- there goes Jenny to ring the old bell to tell us that the dinner is
- ready."
- </p>
- <p>
- Rigid in his economy, Mr. Oldbuck kept no male servant. This he disguised
- under the pretext that the masculine sex was too noble to be employed in
- those acts of personal servitude, which, in all early periods of society,
- were uniformly imposed on the female. "Why," would he say, "did the boy,
- Tam Rintherout, whom, at my wise sister's instigation, I, with equal
- wisdom, took upon trial&mdash;why did he pilfer apples, take birds' nests,
- break glasses, and ultimately steal my spectacles, except that he felt
- that noble emulation which swells in the bosom of the masculine sex, which
- has conducted him to Flanders with a musket on his shoulder, and doubtless
- will promote him to a glorious halbert, or even to the gallows? And why
- does this girl, his full sister, Jenny Rintherout, move in the same
- vocation with safe and noiseless step&mdash;shod, or unshod&mdash;soft as
- the pace of a cat, and docile as a spaniel&mdash;Why? but because she is
- in her vocation. Let them minister to us, Sir Arthur,&mdash;let them
- minister, I say,&mdash;it's the only thing they are fit for. All ancient
- legislators, from Lycurgus to Mahommed, corruptly called Mahomet, agree in
- putting them in their proper and subordinate rank, and it is only the
- crazy heads of our old chivalrous ancestors that erected their Dulcineas
- into despotic princesses."
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour protested loudly against this ungallant doctrine; but the
- bell now rung for dinner.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let me do all the offices of fair courtesy to so fair an antagonist,"
- said the old gentleman, offering his arm. "I remember, Miss Wardour,
- Mahommed (vulgarly Mahomet) had some hesitation about the mode of
- summoning his Moslemah to prayer. He rejected bells as used by Christians,
- trumpets as the summons of the Guebres, and finally adopted the human
- voice. I have had equal doubt concerning my dinner-call. Gongs, now in
- present use, seemed a newfangled and heathenish invention, and the voice
- of the female womankind I rejected as equally shrill and dissonant;
- wherefore, contrary to the said Mahommed, or Mahomet, I have resumed the
- bell. It has a local propriety, since it was the conventual signal for
- spreading the repast in their refectory, and it has the advantage over the
- tongue of my sister's prime minister, Jenny, that, though not quite so
- loud and shrill, it ceases ringing the instant you drop the bell-rope:
- whereas we know, by sad experience, that any attempt to silence Jenny,
- only wakes the sympathetic chime of Miss Oldbuck and Mary M'Intyre to join
- in chorus."
- </p>
- <p>
- With this discourse he led the way to his dining-parlour, which Lovel had
- not yet seen;&mdash;it was wainscotted, and contained some curious
- paintings. The dining-table was attended by Jenny; but an old
- superintendent, a sort of female butler, stood by the sideboard, and
- underwent the burden of bearing several reproofs from Mr. Oldbuck, and
- inuendos, not so much marked, but not less cutting, from his sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dinner was such as suited a professed antiquary, comprehending many
- savoury specimens of Scottish viands, now disused at the tables of those
- who affect elegance. There was the relishing Solan goose, whose smell is
- so powerful that he is never cooked within doors. Blood-raw he proved to
- be on this occasion, so that Oldbuck half threatened to throw the greasy
- sea-fowl at the head of the negligent housekeeper, who acted as priestess
- in presenting this odoriferous offering. But, by good-hap, she had been
- most fortunate in the hotch-potch, which was unanimously pronounced to be
- inimitable. "I knew we should succeed here," said Oldbuck exultingly, "for
- Davie Dibble, the gardener (an old bachelor like myself), takes care the
- rascally women do not dishonour our vegetables. And here is fish and
- sauce, and crappit-heads&mdash;I acknowledge our womankind excel in that
- dish&mdash;it procures them the pleasure of scolding, for half an hour at
- least, twice a-week, with auld Maggy Mucklebackit, our fish-wife. The
- chicken-pie, Mr. Lovel, is made after a recipe bequeathed to me by my
- departed grandmother of happy memory&mdash;And if you will venture on a
- glass of wine, you will find it worthy of one who professes the maxim of
- King Alphonso of Castile,&mdash;Old wood to burn&mdash;old books to read&mdash;old
- wine to drink&mdash;and old friends, Sir Arthur&mdash;ay, Mr. Lovel, and
- young friends too, to converse with."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what news do you bring us from Edinburgh, Monkbarns?" said Sir
- Arthur; "how wags the world in Auld Reekie?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mad, Sir Arthur, mad&mdash;irretrievably frantic&mdash;far beyond dipping
- in the sea, shaving the crown, or drinking hellebore. The worst sort of
- frenzy, a military frenzy, hath possessed man, woman, and child."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And high time, I think," said Miss Wardour, "when we are threatened with
- invasion from abroad and insurrection at home."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, I did not doubt you would join the scarlet host against me&mdash;women,
- like turkeys, are always subdued by a red rag&mdash;But what says Sir
- Arthur, whose dreams are of standing armies and German oppression?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, I say, Mr. Oldbuck," replied the knight, "that so far as I am
- capable of judging, we ought to resist <i>cum toto corpore regni</i>&mdash;as
- the phrase is, unless I have altogether forgotten my Latin&mdash;an enemy
- who comes to propose to us a Whiggish sort of government, a republican
- system, and who is aided and abetted by a sort of fanatics of the worst
- kind in our own bowels. I have taken some measures, I assure you, such as
- become my rank in the community; for I have directed the constables to
- take up that old scoundrelly beggar, Edie Ochiltree, for spreading
- disaffection against church and state through the whole parish. He said
- plainly to old Caxon, that Willie Howie's Kilmarnock cowl covered more
- sense than all the three wigs in the parish&mdash;I think it is easy to
- make out that inuendo&mdash;But the rogue shall be taught better manners."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O no, my dear sir," exclaimed Miss Wardour, "not old Edie, that we have
- known so long;&mdash;I assure you no constable shall have my good graces
- that executes such a warrant."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, there it goes," said the Antiquary; "you, to be a staunch Tory, Sir
- Arthur, have nourished a fine sprig of Whiggery in your bosom&mdash;Why,
- Miss Wardour is alone sufficient to control a whole quarter-session&mdash;a
- quarter-session? ay, a general assembly or convocation to boot&mdash;a
- Boadicea she&mdash;an Amazon, a Zenobia."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And yet, with all my courage, Mr. Oldbuck, I am glad to hear our people
- are getting under arms."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Under arms, Lord love thee! didst thou ever read the history of Sister
- Margaret, which flowed from a head, that, though now old and somedele
- grey, has more sense and political intelligence than you find now-a-days
- in the whole synod? Dost thou remember the Nurse's dream in that exquisite
- work, which she recounts in such agony to Hubble Bubble?&mdash;When she
- would have taken up a piece of broad-cloth in her vision, lo! it exploded
- like a great iron cannon; when she put out her hand to save a pirn, it
- perked up in her face in the form of a pistol. My own vision in Edinburgh
- has been something similar. I called to consult my lawyer; he was clothed
- in a dragoon's dress, belted and casqued, and about to mount a charger,
- which his writing-clerk (habited as a sharp-shooter) walked to and fro
- before his door. I went to scold my agent for having sent me to advise
- with a madman; he had stuck into his head the plume, which in more sober
- days he wielded between his fingers, and figured as an artillery officer.
- My mercer had his spontoon in his hand, as if he measured his cloth by
- that implement, instead of a legitimate yard. The banker's clerk, who was
- directed to sum my cash-account, blundered it three times, being
- disordered by the recollection of his military <i>tellings-off</i> at the
- morning-drill. I was ill, and sent for a surgeon&mdash;
- </p>
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- He came&mdash;but valour so had fired his eye,
- And such a falchion glittered on his thigh,
- That, by the gods, with such a load of steel,
- I thought he came to murder,&mdash;not to heal.
-</pre>
- <p>
- I had recourse to a physician, but he also was practising a more wholesale
- mode of slaughter than that which his profession had been supposed at all
- times to open to him. And now, since I have returned here, even our wise
- neighbours of Fairport have caught the same valiant humour. I hate a gun
- like a hurt wild duck&mdash;I detest a drum like a quaker;&mdash;and they
- thunder and rattle out yonder upon the town's common, so that every volley
- and roll goes to my very heart."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear brother, dinna speak that gate o' the gentlemen volunteers&mdash;I
- am sure they have a most becoming uniform&mdash;Weel I wot they have been
- wet to the very skin twice last week&mdash;I met them marching in terribly
- doukit, an mony a sair hoast was amang them&mdash;And the trouble they
- take, I am sure it claims our gratitude."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I am sure," said Miss M'Intyre, "that my uncle sent twenty guineas to
- help out their equipments."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was to buy liquorice and sugar-candy," said the cynic, "to encourage
- the trade of the place, and to refresh the throats of the officers who had
- bawled themselves hoarse in the service of their country."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Take care, Monkbarns! we shall set you down among the black-nebs by and
- by."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No Sir Arthur&mdash;a tame grumbler I. I only claim the privilege of
- croaking in my own corner here, without uniting my throat to the grand
- chorus of the marsh&mdash;<i>Ni quito Rey, ni pongo Rey</i>&mdash;I
- neither make king nor mar king, as Sancho says, but pray heartily for our
- own sovereign, pay scot and lot, and grumble at the exciseman&mdash;But
- here comes the ewe-milk cheese in good time; it is a better digestive than
- politics."
- </p>
- <p>
- When dinner was over, and the decanters placed on the table, Mr. Oldbuck
- proposed the King's health in a bumper, which was readily acceded to both
- by Lovel and the Baronet, the Jacobitism of the latter being now a sort of
- speculative opinion merely,&mdash;the shadow of a shade.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the ladies had left the apartment, the landlord and Sir Arthur
- entered into several exquisite discussions, in which the younger guest,
- either on account of the abstruse erudition which they involved, or for
- some other reason, took but a slender share, till at length he was
- suddenly started out of a profound reverie by an unexpected appeal to his
- judgment.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will stand by what Mr. Lovel says; he was born in the north of England,
- and may know the very spot."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur thought it unlikely that so young a gentleman should have paid
- much attention to matters of that sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am avised of the contrary," said Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "How say you, Mr. Lovel?&mdash;speak up for your own credit, man."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel was obliged to confess himself in the ridiculous situation of one
- alike ignorant of the subject of conversation and controversy which had
- engaged the company for an hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord help the lad, his head has been wool-gathering!&mdash;I thought how
- it would be when the womankind were admitted&mdash;no getting a word of
- sense out of a young fellow for six hours after.&mdash;Why, man, there was
- once a people called the Piks"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "More properly <i>Picts,</i>" interrupted the Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I say the <i>Pikar, Pihar, Piochtar, Piaghter,</i> or <i>Peughtar,</i>"
- vociferated Oldbuck; "they spoke a Gothic dialect"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Genuine Celtic," again asseverated the knight.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gothic! Gothic! I'll go to death upon it!" counter-asseverated the
- squire.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, gentlemen," sad Lovel, "I conceive that is a dispute which may be
- easily settled by philologists, if there are any remains of the language."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There is but one word," said the Baronet, "but, in spite of Mr. Oldbuck's
- pertinacity, it is decisive of the question."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, in my favour," said Oldbuck: "Mr. Lovel, you shall be judge&mdash;I
- have the learned Pinkerton on my side."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I, on mine, the indefatigable and erudite Chalmers."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gordon comes into my opinion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir Robert Sibbald holds mine."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Innes is with me!" vociferated Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Riston has no doubt!" shouted the Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Truly, gentlemen," said Lovel, "before you muster your forces and
- overwhelm me with authorities, I should like to know the word in dispute."
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Benval</i>" said both the disputants at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Which signifies <i>caput valli,</i>" said Sir Arthur.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The head of the wall," echoed Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a deep pause.&mdash;"It is rather a narrow foundation to build a
- hypothesis upon," observed the arbiter.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not a whit, not a whit," said Oldbuck; "men fight best in a narrow ring&mdash;an
- inch is as good as a mile for a home-thrust."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is decidedly Celtic," said the Baronet; "every hill in the Highlands
- begins with <i>Ben.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But what say you to <i>Val,</i> Sir Arthur; is it not decidedly the Saxon
- <i>wall?</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is the Roman <i>vallum,</i>" said Sir Arthur;&mdash;"the Picts
- borrowed that part of the word."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No such thing; if they borrowed anything, it must have been your <i>Ben,</i>
- which they might have from the neighbouring Britons of Strath Cluyd."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The Piks, or Picts," said Lovel, "must have been singularly poor in
- dialect, since, in the only remaining word of their vocabulary, and that
- consisting only of two syllables, they have been confessedly obliged to
- borrow one of them from another language; and, methinks, gentlemen, with
- submission, the controversy is not unlike that which the two knights
- fought, concerning the shield that had one side white and the other black.
- Each of you claim one-half of the word, and seem to resign the other. But
- what strikes me most, is the poverty of the language which has left such
- slight vestiges behind it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are in an error," said Sir Arthur; "it was a copious language, and
- they were a great and powerful people; built two steeples&mdash;one at
- Brechin, one at Abernethy. The Pictish maidens of the blood-royal were
- kept in Edinburgh Castle, thence called <i>Castrum Puellarum.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "A childish legend," said Oldbuck, "invented to give consequence to
- trumpery womankind. It was called the Maiden Castle, <i>quasi lucus a non
- lucendo,</i> because it resisted every attack, and women never do."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There is a list of the Pictish kings," persisted Sir Arthur, "well
- authenticated from Crentheminachcryme (the date of whose reign is somewhat
- uncertain) down to Drusterstone, whose death concluded their dynasty. Half
- of them have the Celtic patronymic <i>Mac</i> prefixed&mdash;Mac, <i>id
- est filius;</i>&mdash;what do you say to that, Mr. Oldbuck? There is Drust
- Macmorachin, Trynel Maclachlin (first of that ancient clan, as it may be
- judged), and Gormach Macdonald, Alpin Macmetegus, Drust Mactallargam"
- (here he was interrupted by a fit of coughing)&mdash;"ugh, ugh, ugh&mdash;Golarge
- Macchan&mdash;ugh, ugh&mdash;Macchanan&mdash;ugh&mdash;Macchananail,
- Kenneth&mdash;ugh&mdash;ugh&mdash; Macferedith, Eachan Macfungus&mdash;and
- twenty more, decidedly Celtic names, which I could repeat, if this damned
- cough would let me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Take a glass of wine, Sir Arthur, and drink down that bead-roll of
- unbaptized jargon, that would choke the devil&mdash;why, that last fellow
- has the only intelligible name you have repeated&mdash;they are all of the
- tribe of Macfungus&mdash;mushroom monarchs every one of them; sprung up
- from the fumes of conceit, folly, and falsehood, fermenting in the brains
- of some mad Highland seannachie."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am surprised to hear you, Mr. Oldbuck: you know, or ought to know, that
- the list of these potentates was copied by Henry Maule of Melguin, from
- the Chronicles of Loch Leven and St. Andrews, and put forth by him in his
- short but satisfactory history of the Picts, printed by Robert Freebairn
- of Edinburgh, and sold by him at his shop in the Parliament Close, in the
- year of God seventeen hundred and five, or six, I am not precisely certain
- which&mdash;but I have a copy at home that stands next to my twelvemo copy
- of the Scots Acts, and ranges on the shelf with them very well. What say
- you to that, Mr. Oldbuck?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Say?&mdash;why, I laugh at Harry Maule and his history," answered
- Oldbuck, "and thereby comply with his request, of giving it entertainment
- according to its merits."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do not laugh at a better man than yourself," said Sir Arthur, somewhat
- scornfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I do not conceive I do, Sir Arthur, in laughing either at him or his
- history."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Henry Maule of Melgum was a gentleman, Mr. Oldbuck."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I presume he had no advantage of me in <i>that</i> particular," replied
- the Antiquary, somewhat tartly.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Permit me, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;he was a gentleman of high family, and
- ancient descent, and therefore"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "The descendant of a Westphalian printer should speak of him with
- deference? Such may be your opinion, Sir Arthur&mdash;it is not mine. I
- conceive that my descent from that painful and industrious typographer,
- Wolfbrand Oldenbuck, who, in the month of December 1493, under the
- patronage, as the colophon tells us, of Sebaldus Scheyter and Sebastian
- Kammermaister, accomplished the printing of the great Chronicle of
- Nuremberg&mdash;I conceive, I say, that my descent from that great
- restorer of learning is more creditable to me as a man of letters, than if
- I had numbered in my genealogy all the brawling, bullet-headed,
- iron-fisted, old Gothic barons since the days of Crentheminachcryme&mdash;not
- one of whom, I suppose, could write his own name."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you mean the observation as a sneer at my ancestry," said the knight,
- with an assumption of dignified superiority and composure, "I have the
- pleasure to inform you, that the name of my ancestor, Gamelyn de
- Guardover, Miles, is written fairly with his own hand in the earliest copy
- of the Ragman-roll."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Which only serves to show that he was one of the earliest who set the
- mean example of submitting to Edward I. What have, you to say for the
- stainless loyalty of your family, Sir Arthur, after such a backsliding as
- that?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's enough, sir," said Sir Arthur, starting up fiercely, and pushing
- back his chair; "I shall hereafter take care how I honour with my company
- one who shows himself so ungrateful for my condescension."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In that you will do as you find most agreeable, Sir Arthur;&mdash;I hope,
- that as I was not aware of the extent of the obligation which you have
- done me by visiting my poor house, I may be excused for not having carried
- my gratitude to the extent of servility."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mighty well&mdash;mighty well, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;I wish you a good
- evening&mdash;Mr. a&mdash;a&mdash;a&mdash;Shovel&mdash;I wish you a very
- good evening."
- </p>
- <p>
- Out of the parlour door flounced the incensed Sir Arthur, as if the spirit
- of the whole Round Table inflamed his single bosom, and traversed with
- long strides the labyrinth of passages which conducted to the
- drawing-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Did you ever hear such an old tup-headed ass?" said Oldbuck, briefly
- apostrophizing Lovel. "But I must not let him go in this mad-like way
- neither."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, he pushed off after the retreating Baronet, whom he traced by
- the clang of several doors which he opened in search of the apartment for
- tea, and slammed with force behind him at every disappointment. "You'll do
- yourself a mischief," roared the Antiquary; "<i>Qui ambulat in tenebris,
- nescit quo vadit</i>&mdash;You'll tumble down the back-stair."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur had now got involved in darkness, of which the sedative effect
- is well known to nurses and governesses who have to deal with pettish
- children. It retarded the pace of the irritated Baronet, if it did not
- abate his resentment, and Mr. Oldbuck, better acquainted with the <i>locale,</i>
- got up with him as he had got his grasp upon the handle of the
- drawing-room door.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Stay a minute, Sir Arthur," said Oldbuck, opposing his abrupt entrance;
- "don't be quite so hasty, my good old friend. I was a little too rude with
- you about Sir Gamelyn&mdash;why, he is an old acquaintance of mine, man,
- and a favourite; he kept company with Bruce and Wallace&mdash;and, I'll be
- sworn on a black-letter Bible, only subscribed the Ragman-roll with the
- legitimate and justifiable intention of circumventing the false Southern&mdash;'twas
- right Scottish craft, my good knight&mdash;hundreds did it. Come, come,
- forget and forgive&mdash;confess we have given the young fellow here a
- right to think us two testy old fools."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Speak for yourself, Mr. Jonathan Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur with much
- majesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- "A-well, a-well&mdash;a wilful man must have his way."
- </p>
- <p>
- With that the door opened, and into the drawing-room marched the tall
- gaunt form of Sir Arthur, followed by Lovel and Mr. Oldbuck, the
- countenances of all the three a little discomposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have been waiting for you, sir," said Miss Wardour, "to propose we
- should walk forward to meet the carriage, as the evening is so fine."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur readily assented to this proposal, which suited the angry mood
- in which he found himself; and having, agreeable to the established custom
- in cases of pet, refused the refreshment of tea and coffee, he tucked his
- daughter under his arm; and after taking a ceremonious leave of the
- ladies, and a very dry one of Oldbuck&mdash;off he marched.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think Sir Arthur has got the black dog on his back again," said Miss
- Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Black dog!&mdash;black devil!&mdash;he's more absurd than womankind&mdash;What
- say you, Lovel?&mdash;Why, the lad's gone too."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He took his leave, uncle, while Miss Wardour was putting on her things;
- but I don't think you observed him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The devil's in the people! This is all one gets by fussing and bustling,
- and putting one's self out of one's way in order to give dinners, besides
- all the charges they are put to!&mdash;O Seged, Emperor of Ethiopia!" said
- he, taking up a cup of tea in the one hand, and a volume of the Rambler in
- the other,&mdash;for it was his regular custom to read while he was eating
- or drinking in presence of his sister, being a practice which served at
- once to evince his contempt for the society of womankind, and his
- resolution to lose no moment of instruction,&mdash;"O Seged, Emperor of
- Ethiopia! well hast thou spoken&mdash;No man should presume to say, This
- shall be a day of happiness."
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck proceeded in his studies for the best part of an hour,
- uninterrupted by the ladies, who each, in profound silence, pursued some
- female employment. At length, a light and modest tap was heard at the
- parlour door. "Is that you, Caxon?&mdash;come in, come in, man."
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man opened the door, and thrusting in his meagre face, thatched
- with thin grey locks, and one sleeve of his white coat, said in a subdued
- and mysterious tone of voice, "I was wanting to speak to you, sir."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Come in then, you old fool, and say what you have got to say."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'll maybe frighten the ladies," said the ex-friseur.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Frighten!" answered the Antiquary,&mdash;"what do you mean?&mdash;never
- mind the ladies. Have you seen another ghaist at the Humlock-knowe?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, sir&mdash;it's no a ghaist this turn," replied Caxton;&mdash;"but I'm
- no easy in my mind."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Did you ever hear of any body that was?" answered Oldbuck;&mdash;"what
- reason has an old battered powder-puff like you to be easy in your mind,
- more than all the rest of the world besides?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's no for mysell, sir; but it threatens an awfu' night; and Sir Arthur,
- and Miss Wardour, poor thing"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, man, they must have met the carriage at the head of the loaning, or
- thereabouts; they must be home long ago."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, sir; they didna gang the road by the turnpike to meet the carriage,
- they gaed by the sands."
- </p>
- <p>
- The word operated like electricity on Oldbuck. "The sands!" he exclaimed;
- "impossible!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, sir, that's what I said to the gardener; but he says he saw them turn
- down by the Mussel-craig. In troth, says I to him, an that be the case,
- Davie, I am misdoubting"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "An almanac! an almanac!" said Oldbuck, starting up in great alarm&mdash;"not
- that bauble!" flinging away a little pocket almanac which his niece
- offered him.&mdash;"Great God! my poor dear Miss Isabella!&mdash;Fetch me
- instantly the Fairport Almanac."&mdash;It was brought, consulted, and
- added greatly to his agitation. "I'll go myself&mdash;call the gardener
- and ploughman&mdash;bid them bring ropes and ladders&mdash;bid them raise
- more help as they come along&mdash;keep the top of the cliffs, and halloo
- down to them&mdash;I'll go myself."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is the matter?" inquired Miss Oldbuck and Miss M'Intyre.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The tide!&mdash;the tide!" answered the alarmed Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Had not Jenny better&mdash;but no, I'll run myself," said the younger
- lady, partaking in all her uncle's terrors&mdash;"I'll run myself to
- Saunders Mucklebackit, and make him get out his boat."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Thank you, my dear, that's the wisest word that has been spoken yet&mdash;Run!
- run!&mdash;To go by the sands!" seizing his hat and cane; "was there ever
- such madness heard of!"
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SEVENTH.
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- &mdash;Pleased awhile to view
- The watery waste, the prospect wild and new;
- The now receding waters gave them space,
- On either side, the growing shores to trace
- And then returning, they contract the scene,
- Till small and smaller grows the walk between.
- Crabbe.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The information of Davie Dibble, which had spread such general alarm at
- Monkbarns, proved to be strictly correct. Sir Arthur and his daughter had
- set out, according to their first proposal, to return to Knockwinnock by
- the turnpike road; but when they reached the head of the loaning, as it
- was called, or great lane, which on one side made a sort of avenue to the
- house of Monkbarns, they discerned, a little way before them, Lovel, who
- seemed to linger on the way as if to give him an opportunity to join them.
- Miss Wardour immediately proposed to her father that they should take
- another direction; and, as the weather was fine, walk home by the sands,
- which, stretching below a picturesque ridge of rocks, afforded at almost
- all times a pleasanter passage between Knockwinnock and Monkbarns than the
- high-road.
- </p>
- <p>
- <a name="image-0006" id="image-0006">
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- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:80%;">
- <img src="images/pa082.jpg" alt="Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
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- <p>
- Sir Arthur acquiesced willingly. "It would be unpleasant," he said, "to be
- joined by that young fellow, whom Mr. Oldbuck had taken the freedom to
- introduce them to." And his old-fashioned politeness had none of the ease
- of the present day which permits you, if you have a mind, to <i>cut</i>
- the person you have associated with for a week, the instant you feel or
- suppose yourself in a situation which makes it disagreeable to own him.
- Sir Arthur only stipulated, that a little ragged boy, for the guerdon of
- one penny sterling, should run to meet his coachman, and turn his equipage
- back to Knockwinnock.
- </p>
- <p>
- When this was arranged, and the emissary despatched, the knight and his
- daughter left the high-road, and following a wandering path among sandy
- hillocks, partly grown over with furze and the long grass called bent,
- soon attained the side of the ocean. The tide was by no means so far out
- as they had computed but this gave them no alarm;&mdash;there were seldom
- ten days in the year when it approached so near the cliffs as not to leave
- a dry passage. But, nevertheless, at periods of spring-tide, or even when
- the ordinary flood was accelerated by high winds, this road was altogether
- covered by the sea; and tradition had recorded several fatal accidents
- which had happened on such occasions. Still, such dangers were considered
- as remote and improbable; and rather served, with other legends, to amuse
- the hamlet fireside, than to prevent any one from going between
- Knockwinnock and Monkbarns by the sands.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour paced along, enjoying the pleasant footing
- afforded by the cool moist hard sand, Miss Wardour could not help
- observing that the last tide had risen considerably above the usual
- water-mark. Sir Arthur made the same observation, but without its
- occurring to either of them to be alarmed at the circumstance. The sun was
- now resting his huge disk upon the edge of the level ocean, and gilded the
- accumulation of towering clouds through which he had travelled the
- livelong day, and which now assembled on all sides, like misfortunes and
- disasters around a sinking empire and falling monarch. Still, however, his
- dying splendour gave a sombre magnificence to the massive congregation of
- vapours, forming out of their unsubstantial gloom the show of pyramids and
- towers, some touched with gold, some with purple, some with a hue of deep
- and dark red. The distant sea, stretched beneath this varied and gorgeous
- canopy, lay almost portentously still, reflecting back the dazzling and
- level beams of the descending luminary, and the splendid colouring of the
- clouds amidst which he was setting. Nearer to the beach the tide rippled
- onward in waves of sparkling silver, that imperceptibly, yet rapidly,
- gained upon the sand.
- </p>
- <p>
- With a mind employed in admiration of the romantic scene, or perhaps on
- some more agitating topic, Miss Wardour advanced in silence by her
- father's side, whose recently offended dignity did not stoop to open any
- conversation. Following the windings of the beach, they passed one
- projecting point of headland or rock after another, and now found
- themselves under a huge and continued extent of the precipices by which
- that iron-bound coast is in most places defended. Long projecting reefs of
- rock, extending under water and only evincing their existence by here and
- there a peak entirely bare, or by the breakers which foamed over those
- that were partially covered, rendered Knockwinnock bay dreaded by pilots
- and ship-masters. The crags which rose between the beach and the mainland,
- to the height of two or three hundred feet, afforded in their crevices
- shelter for unnumbered sea-fowl, in situations seemingly secured by their
- dizzy height from the rapacity of man. Many of these wild tribes, with the
- instinct which sends them to seek the land before a storm arises, were now
- winging towards their nests with the shrill and dissonant clang which
- announces disquietude and fear. The disk of the sun became almost totally
- obscured ere he had altogether sunk below the horizon, and an early and
- lurid shade of darkness blotted the serene twilight of a summer evening.
- The wind began next to arise; but its wild and moaning sound was heard for
- some time, and its effects became visible on the bosom of the sea, before
- the gale was felt on shore. The mass of waters, now dark and threatening,
- began to lift itself in larger ridges, and sink in deeper furrows, forming
- waves that rose high in foam upon the breakers, or burst upon the beach
- with a sound resembling distant thunder.
- </p>
- <p>
- Appalled by this sudden change of weather, Miss Wardour drew close to her
- father, and held his arm fast. "I wish," at length she said, but almost in
- a whisper, as if ashamed to express her increasing apprehensions, "I wish
- we had kept the road we intended, or waited at Monkbarns for the
- carriage."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur looked round, but did not see, or would not acknowledge, any
- signs of an immediate storm. They would reach Knockwinnock, he said, long
- before the tempest began. But the speed with which he walked, and with
- which Isabella could hardly keep pace, indicated a feeling that some
- exertion was necessary to accomplish his consolatory prediction.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were now near the centre of a deep but narrow bay or recess, formed
- by two projecting capes of high and inaccessible rock, which shot out into
- the sea like the horns of a crescent;&mdash;and neither durst communicate
- the apprehension which each began to entertain, that, from the unusually
- rapid advance of the tide, they might be deprived of the power of
- proceeding by doubling the promontory which lay before them, or of
- retreating by the road which brought them thither.
- </p>
- <p>
- As they thus pressed forward, longing doubtless to exchange the easy
- curving line, which the sinuosities of the bay compelled them to adopt,
- for a straighter and more expeditious path, Sir Arthur observed a human
- figure on the beach advancing to meet them. "Thank God," he exclaimed, "we
- shall get round Halket-head!&mdash;that person must have passed it;" thus
- giving vent to the feeling of hope, though he had suppressed that of
- apprehension.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Thank God, indeed!" echoed his daughter, half audibly, half internally,
- as expressing the gratitude which she strongly felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- The figure which advanced to meet them made many signs, which the haze of
- the atmosphere, now disturbed by wind and by a drizzling rain, prevented
- them from seeing or comprehending distinctly.&mdash;Some time before they
- met, Sir Arthur could recognise the old blue-gowned beggar, Edie
- Ochiltree. It is said that even the brute creation lay aside their
- animosities and antipathies when pressed by an instant and common danger.
- The beach under Halket-head, rapidly diminishing in extent by the
- encroachments of a spring-tide and a north-west wind, was in like manner a
- neutral field, where even a justice of peace and a strolling mendicant
- might meet upon terms of mutual forbearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Turn back! turn back!" exclaimed the vagrant; "why did ye not turn when I
- waved to you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "We thought," replied Sir Arthur, in great agitation, "we thought we could
- get round Halket-head."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Halket-head!&mdash;the tide will be running on Halket-head by this time
- like the Fall of Fyers!&mdash;it was a' I could do to get round it twenty
- minutes since&mdash;it was coming in three feet abreast. We will maybe get
- back by Bally-burgh Ness Point yet. The Lord help us!&mdash;it's our only
- chance. We can but try."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My God, my child!"&mdash;"My father! my dear father!" exclaimed the
- parent and daughter, as, fear lending them strength and speed, they turned
- to retrace their steps, and endeavoured to double the point, the
- projection of which formed the southern extremity of the bay.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I heard ye were here frae the bit callant ye sent to meet your carriage,"
- said the beggar, as he trudged stoutly on a step or two behind Miss
- Wardour; "and I couldna bide to think o' the dainty young leddy's peril,
- that has aye been kind to ilka forlorn heart that cam near her. Sae I
- lookit at the lift and the rin o' the tide, till I settled it that if I
- could get down time eneugh to gie you warning, we wad do weel yet. But I
- doubt, I doubt, I have been beguiled! for what mortal ee ever saw sic a
- race as the tide is risening e'en now? See, yonder's the Ratton's Skerry&mdash;he
- aye held his neb abune the water in my day&mdash;but he's aneath it now."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur cast a look in the direction in which the old man pointed. A
- huge rock, which in general, even in spring-tides, displayed a hulk like
- the keel of a large vessel, was now quite under water, and its place only
- indicated by the boiling and breaking of the eddying waves which
- encountered its submarine resistance.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mak haste, mak haste, my bonny leddy," continued the old man&mdash;"mak
- haste, and we may do yet! Take haud o' my arm&mdash;an auld and frail arm
- it's now, but it's been in as sair stress as this is yet. Take haud o' my
- arm, my winsome leddy! D'ye see yon wee black speck amang the wallowing
- waves yonder? This morning it was as high as the mast o' a brig&mdash;it's
- sma' eneugh now&mdash;but, while I see as muckle black about it as the
- crown o' my hat, I winna believe but we'll get round the Ballyburgh Ness,
- for a' that's come and gane yet."
- </p>
- <p>
- Isabella, in silence, accepted from the old man the assistance which Sir
- Arthur was less able to afford her. The waves had now encroached so much
- upon the beach, that the firm and smooth footing which they had hitherto
- had on the sand must be exchanged for a rougher path close to the foot of
- the precipice, and in some places even raised upon its lower ledges. It
- would have been utterly impossible for Sir Arthur Wardour, or his
- daughter, to have found their way along these shelves without the guidance
- and encouragement of the beggar, who had been there before in high tides,
- though never, he acknowledged, "in sae awsome a night as this."
- </p>
- <p>
- It was indeed a dreadful evening. The howling of the storm mingled with
- the shrieks of the sea-fowl, and sounded like the dirge of the three
- devoted beings, who, pent between two of the most magnificent, yet most
- dreadful objects of nature&mdash;a raging tide and an insurmountable
- precipice&mdash;toiled along their painful and dangerous path, often
- lashed by the spray of some giant billow, which threw itself higher on the
- beach than those that had preceded it. Each minute did their enemy gain
- ground perceptibly upon them! Still, however, loth to relinquish the last
- hopes of life, they bent their eyes on the black rock pointed out by
- Ochiltree. It was yet distinctly visible among the breakers, and continued
- to be so, until they came to a turn in their precarious path, where an
- intervening projection of rock hid it from their sight. Deprived of the
- view of the beacon on which they had relied, they now experienced the
- double agony of terror and suspense. They struggled forward, however; but,
- when they arrived at the point from which they ought to have seen the
- crag, it was no longer visible: the signal of safety was lost among a
- thousand white breakers, which, dashing upon the point of the promontory,
- rose in prodigious sheets of snowy foam, as high as the mast of a
- first-rate man-of-war, against the dark brow of the precipice.
- </p>
- <p>
- The countenance of the old man fell. Isabella gave a faint shriek, and,
- "God have mercy upon us!" which her guide solemnly uttered, was piteously
- echoed by Sir Arthur&mdash;"My child! my child!&mdash;to die such a
- death!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "My father! my dear father!" his daughter exclaimed, clinging to him&mdash;"and
- you too, who have lost your own life in endeavouring to save ours!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "That's not worth the counting," said the old man. "I hae lived to be
- weary o' life; and here or yonder&mdash;at the back o' a dyke, in a wreath
- o' snaw, or in the wame o' a wave, what signifies how the auld gaberlunzie
- dies?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Good man," said Sir Arthur, "can you think of nothing?&mdash;of no help?&mdash;I'll
- make you rich&mdash;I'll give you a farm&mdash;I'll"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Our riches will be soon equal," said the beggar, looking out upon the
- strife of the waters&mdash;"they are sae already; for I hae nae land, and
- you would give your fair bounds and barony for a square yard of rock that
- would be dry for twal hours."
- </p>
- <p>
- While they exchanged these words, they paused upon the highest ledge of
- rock to which they could attain; for it seemed that any further attempt to
- move forward could only serve to anticipate their fate. Here, then, they
- were to await the sure though slow progress of the raging element,
- something in the situation of the martyrs of the early church, who,
- exposed by heathen tyrants to be slain by wild beasts, were compelled for
- a time to witness the impatience and rage by which the animals were
- agitated, while awaiting the signal for undoing their grates, and letting
- them loose upon the victims.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yet even this fearful pause gave Isabella time to collect the powers of a
- mind naturally strong and courageous, and which rallied itself at this
- terrible juncture. "Must we yield life," she said, "without a struggle? Is
- there no path, however dreadful, by which we could climb the crag, or at
- least attain some height above the tide, where we could remain till
- morning, or till help comes? They must be aware of our situation, and will
- raise the country to relieve us."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur, who heard, but scarcely comprehended, his daughter's question,
- turned, nevertheless, instinctively and eagerly to the old man, as if
- their lives were in his gift. Ochiltree paused&mdash;"I was a bauld
- craigsman," he said, "ance in my life, and mony a kittywake's and lungie's
- nest hae I harried up amang thae very black rocks; but it's lang, lang
- syne, and nae mortal could speel them without a rope&mdash;and if I had
- ane, my ee-sight, and my footstep, and my hand-grip, hae a' failed mony a
- day sinsyne&mdash;And then, how could I save <i>you?</i> But there was a
- path here ance, though maybe, if we could see it, ye would rather bide
- where we are&mdash;His name be praised!" he ejaculated suddenly, "there's
- ane coming down the crag e'en now!"&mdash;Then, exalting his voice, he
- hilloa'd out to the daring adventurer such instructions as his former
- practice, and the remembrance of local circumstances, suddenly forced upon
- his mind:&mdash;"Ye're right!&mdash;ye're right!&mdash;that gate&mdash;that
- gate!&mdash;fasten the rope weel round Crummies-horn, that's the muckle
- black stane&mdash;cast twa plies round it&mdash;that's it!&mdash;now,
- weize yoursell a wee easel-ward&mdash;a wee mair yet to that ither stane&mdash;we
- ca'd it the Cat's-lug&mdash;there used to be the root o' an aik tree there&mdash;that
- will do!&mdash;canny now, lad&mdash;canny now&mdash;tak tent and tak time&mdash;Lord
- bless ye, tak time&mdash;Vera weel!&mdash;Now ye maun get to Bessy's
- apron, that's the muckle braid flat blue stane&mdash;and then, I think,
- wi' your help and the tow thegither, I'll win at ye, and then we'll be
- able to get up the young leddy and Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- The adventurer, following the directions of old Edie, flung him down the
- end of the rope, which he secured around Miss Wardour, wrapping her
- previously in his own blue gown, to preserve her as much as possible from
- injury. Then, availing himself of the rope, which was made fast at the
- other end, he began to ascend the face of the crag&mdash;a most precarious
- and dizzy undertaking, which, however, after one or two perilous escapes,
- placed him safe on the broad flat stone beside our friend Lovel. Their
- joint strength was able to raise Isabella to the place of safety which
- they had attained. Lovel then descended in order to assist Sir Arthur,
- around whom he adjusted the rope; and again mounting to their place of
- refuge, with the assistance of old Ochiltree, and such aid as Sir Arthur
- himself could afford, he raised himself beyond the reach of the billows.
- </p>
- <p>
- <a name="image-0007" id="image-0007">
- <!-- IMG --></a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:80%;">
- <img src="images/pa092.jpg"
- alt="The Rescue of Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <!-- IMAGE END -->
- <p>
- The sense of reprieve from approaching and apparently inevitable death,
- had its usual effect. The father and daughter threw themselves into each
- other's arms, kissed and wept for joy, although their escape was connected
- with the prospect of passing a tempestuous night upon a precipitous ledge
- of rock, which scarce afforded footing for the four shivering beings, who
- now, like the sea-fowl around them, clung there in hopes of some shelter
- from the devouring element which raged beneath. The spray of the billows,
- which attained in fearful succession the foot of the precipice,
- overflowing the beach on which they so lately stood, flew as high as their
- place of temporary refuge; and the stunning sound with which they dashed
- against the rocks beneath, seemed as if they still demanded the fugitives
- in accents of thunder as their destined prey. It was a summer night,
- doubtless; yet the probability was slender, that a frame so delicate as
- that of Miss Wardour should survive till morning the drenching of the
- spray; and the dashing of the rain, which now burst in full violence,
- accompanied with deep and heavy gusts of wind, added to the constrained
- and perilous circumstances of their situation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The lassie!&mdash;the puir sweet, lassie!" said the old man: "mony such a
- night have I weathered at hame and abroad, but, God guide us, how can she
- ever win through it!"
- </p>
- <p>
- His apprehension was communicated in smothered accents to Lovel; for with
- the sort of freemasonry by which bold and ready spirits correspond in
- moments of danger, and become almost instinctively known to each other,
- they had established a mutual confidence.&mdash;"I'll climb up the cliff
- again," said Lovel&mdash;"there's daylight enough left to see my footing;
- I'll climb up, and call for more assistance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do so, do so, for Heaven's sake!" said Sir Arthur eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Are ye mad?" said the mendicant: "Francie o' Fowlsheugh, and he was the
- best craigsman that ever speel'd heugh (mair by token, he brake his neck
- upon the Dunbuy of Slaines), wodna hae ventured upon the Halket-head
- craigs after sun-down&mdash;It's God's grace, and a great wonder besides,
- that ye are not in the middle o' that roaring sea wi' what ye hae done
- already&mdash;I didna think there was the man left alive would hae come
- down the craigs as ye did. I question an I could hae done it mysell, at
- this hoar and in this weather, in the youngest and yaldest of my strength&mdash;But
- to venture up again&mdash;it's a mere and a clear tempting o' Providence."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have no fear," answered Lovel; "I marked all the stations perfectly as
- I came down, and there is still light enough left to see them quite well&mdash;I
- am sure I can do it with perfect safety. Stay here, my good friend, by Sir
- Arthur and the young lady."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dell be in my feet then," answered the bedesman sturdily; "if ye gang,
- I'll gang too; for between the twa o' us, we'll hae mair than wark eneugh
- to get to the tap o' the heugh."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, no&mdash;stay you here and attend to Miss Wardour&mdash;you see Sir
- Arthur is quite exhausted."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Stay yoursell then, and I'll gae," said the old man;&mdash;"let death
- spare the green corn and take the ripe."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Stay both of you, I charge you," said Isabella, faintly; "I am well, and
- can spend the night very well here&mdash;I feel quite refreshed." So
- saying, her voice failed her&mdash;she sunk down, and would have fallen
- from the crag, had she not been supported by Lovel and Ochiltree, who
- placed her in a posture half sitting, half reclining, beside her father,
- who, exhausted by fatigue of body and mind so extreme and unusual, had
- already sat down on a stone in a sort of stupor.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is impossible to leave them," said Lovel&mdash;"What is to be done?&mdash;Hark!
- hark!&mdash;did I not hear a halloo?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The skreigh of a Tammie Norie," answered Ochiltree&mdash;"I ken the skirl
- weel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, by Heaven!" replied Lovel, "it was a human voice."
- </p>
- <p>
- A distant hail was repeated, the sound plainly distinguishable among the
- various elemental noises, and the clang of the sea-mews by which they were
- surrounded. The mendicant and Lovel exerted their voices in a loud halloo,
- the former waving Miss Wardour's handkerchief on the end of his staff to
- make them conspicuous from above. Though the shouts were repeated, it was
- some time before they were in exact response to their own, leaving the
- unfortunate sufferers uncertain whether, in the darkening twilight and
- increasing storm, they had made the persons who apparently were traversing
- the verge of the precipice to bring them assistance, sensible of the place
- in which they had found refuge. At length their halloo was regularly and
- distinctly answered, and their courage confirmed, by the assurance that
- they were within hearing, if not within reach, of friendly assistance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008">
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- There is a cliff, whose high and bending head
- Looks fearfully on the confined deep;
- Bring me but to the very brim of it,
- And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear.
- King Lear.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The shout of human voices from above was soon augmented, and the gleam of
- torches mingled with those lights of evening which still remained amidst
- the darkness of the storm. Some attempt was made to hold communication
- between the assistants above and the sufferers beneath, who were still
- clinging to their precarious place of safety; but the howling of the
- tempest limited their intercourse to cries as inarticulate as those of the
- winged denizens of the crag, which shrieked in chorus, alarmed by the
- reiterated sound of human voices, where they had seldom been heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the verge of the precipice an anxious group had now assembled. Oldbuck
- was the foremost and most earnest, pressing forward with unwonted
- desperation to the very brink of the crag, and extending his head (his hat
- and wig secured by a handkerchief under his chin) over the dizzy height,
- with an air of determination which made his more timorous assistants
- tremble.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Haud a care, haud a care, Monkbarns!" cried Caxon, clinging to the skirts
- of his patron, and withholding him from danger as far as his strength
- permitted&mdash;"God's sake, haud a care!&mdash;Sir Arthur's drowned
- already, and an ye fa' over the cleugh too, there will be but ae wig left
- in the parish, and that's the minister's."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mind the peak there," cried Mucklebackit, an old fisherman and smuggler&mdash;"mind
- the peak&mdash;Steenie, Steenie Wilks, bring up the tackle&mdash;I'se
- warrant we'll sune heave them on board, Monkbarns, wad ye but stand out o'
- the gate."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I see them," said Oldbuck&mdash;"I see them low down on that flat stone&mdash;Hilli-hilloa,
- hilli-ho-a!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I see them mysell weel eneugh," said Mucklebackit; "they are sitting down
- yonder like hoodie-craws in a mist; but d'yo think ye'll help them wi'
- skirling that gate like an auld skart before a flaw o' weather?&mdash;Steenie,
- lad, bring up the mast&mdash;Od, I'se hae them up as we used to bouse up
- the kegs o' gin and brandy lang syne&mdash;Get up the pickaxe, make a step
- for the mast&mdash;make the chair fast with the rattlin&mdash;haul taught
- and belay!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The fishers had brought with them the mast of a boat, and as half of the
- country fellows about had now appeared, either out of zeal or curiosity,
- it was soon sunk in the ground, and sufficiently secured. A yard across
- the upright mast, and a rope stretched along it, and reeved through a
- block at each end, formed an extempore crane, which afforded the means of
- lowering an arm-chair, well secured and fastened, down to the flat shelf
- on which the sufferers had roosted. Their joy at hearing the preparations
- going on for their deliverance was considerably qualified when they beheld
- the precarious vehicle by means of which they were to be conveyed to upper
- air. It swung about a yard free of the spot which they occupied, obeying
- each impulse of the tempest, the empty air all around it, and depending
- upon the security of a rope, which, in the increasing darkness, had
- dwindled to an almost imperceptible thread. Besides the hazard of
- committing a human being to the vacant atmosphere in such a slight means
- of conveyance, there was the fearful danger of the chair and its occupant
- being dashed, either by the wind or the vibrations of the cord, against
- the rugged face of the precipice. But to diminish the risk as much as
- possible, the experienced seaman had let down with the chair another line,
- which, being attached to it, and held by the persons beneath, might serve
- by way of <i>gy,</i> as Mucklebackit expressed it, to render its descent
- in some measure steady and regular. Still, to commit one's self in such a
- vehicle, through a howling tempest of wind and rain, with a beetling
- precipice above and a raging abyss below, required that courage which
- despair alone can inspire. Yet, wild as the sounds and sights of danger
- were, both above, beneath, and around, and doubtful and dangerous as the
- mode of escaping appeared to be, Lovel and the old mendicant agreed, after
- a moment's consultation, and after the former, by a sudden strong pull,
- had, at his own imminent risk, ascertained the security of the rope, that
- it would be best to secure Miss Wardour in the chair, and trust to the
- tenderness and care of those above for her being safely craned up to the
- top of the crag.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let my father go first," exclaimed Isabella; "for God's sake, my friends,
- place him first in safety!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It cannot be, Miss Wardour," said Lovel;&mdash;"your life must be first
- secured&mdash;the rope which bears your weight may"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will not listen to a reason so selfish!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But ye maun listen to it, my bonnie lassie," said Ochiltree, "for a' our
- lives depend on it&mdash;besides, when ye get on the tap o' the heugh
- yonder, ye can gie them a round guess o' what's ganging on in this Patmos
- o' ours&mdash;and Sir Arthur's far by that, as I'm thinking."
- </p>
- <p>
- Struck with the truth of this reasoning, she exclaimed, "True, most true;
- I am ready and willing to undertake the first risk&mdash;What shall I say
- to our friends above?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Just to look that their tackle does not graze on the face o' the crag,
- and to let the chair down and draw it up hooly and fairly;&mdash;we will
- halloo when we are ready."
- </p>
- <p>
- With the sedulous attention of a parent to a child, Lovel bound Miss
- Wardour with his handkerchief, neckcloth, and the mendicant's leathern
- belt, to the back and arms of the chair, ascertaining accurately the
- security of each knot, while Ochiltree kept Sir Arthur quiet. "What are ye
- doing wi' my bairn?&mdash;what are ye doing?&mdash;She shall not be
- separated from me&mdash;Isabel, stay with me, I command you!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lordsake, Sir Arthur, haud your tongue, and be thankful to God that
- there's wiser folk than you to manage this job," cried the beggar, worn
- out by the unreasonable exclamations of the poor Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Farewell, my father!" murmured Isabella&mdash;"farewell, my&mdash;my
- friends!" and shutting her eyes, as Edie's experience recommended, she
- gave the signal to Lovel, and he to those who were above. She rose, while
- the chair in which she sate was kept steady by the line which Lovel
- managed beneath. With a beating heart he watched the flutter of her white
- dress, until the vehicle was on a level with the brink of the precipice.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Canny now, lads, canny now!" exclaimed old Mucklebackit, who acted as
- commodore; "swerve the yard a bit&mdash;Now&mdash;there! there she sits
- safe on dry land."
- </p>
- <p>
- A loud shout announced the successful experiment to her fellow-sufferers
- beneath, who replied with a ready and cheerful halloo. Monkbarns, in his
- ecstasy of joy, stripped his great-coat to wrap up the young lady, and
- would have pulled off his coat and waistcoat for the same purpose, had he
- not been withheld by the cautious Caxon. "Haud a care o' us! your honour
- will be killed wi' the hoast&mdash;ye'll no get out o'your night-cowl this
- fortnight&mdash;and that will suit us unco ill.&mdash;Na, na&mdash;there's
- the chariot down by; let twa o' the folk carry the young leddy there."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You're right," said the Antiquary, readjusting the sleeves and collar of
- his coat, "you're right, Caxon; this is a naughty night to swim in.&mdash;Miss
- Wardour, let me convey you to the chariot."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not for worlds till I see my father safe."
- </p>
- <p>
- In a few distinct words, evincing how much her resolution had surmounted
- even the mortal fear of so agitating a hazard, she explained the nature of
- the situation beneath, and the wishes of Lovel and Ochiltree.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Right, right, that's right too&mdash;I should like to see the son of Sir
- Gamelyn de Guardover on dry land myself&mdash;I have a notion he would
- sign the abjuration oath, and the Ragman-roll to boot, and acknowledge
- Queen Mary to be nothing better than she should be, to get alongside my
- bottle of old port that he ran away from, and left scarce begun. But he's
- safe now, and here a' comes"&mdash;(for the chair was again lowered, and
- Sir Arthur made fast in it, without much consciousness on his own part)&mdash;"here
- a' comes&mdash;Bowse away, my boys! canny wi' him&mdash;a pedigree of a
- hundred links is hanging on a tenpenny tow&mdash;the whole barony of
- Knockwinnock depends on three plies of hemp&mdash;<i>respice finem,
- respice funem</i>&mdash;look to your end&mdash;look to a rope's end.&mdash;Welcome,
- welcome, my good old friend, to firm land, though I cannot say to warm
- land or to dry land. A cord for ever against fifty fathom of water, though
- not in the sense of the base proverb&mdash;a fico for the phrase,&mdash;better
- <i>sus. per funem,</i> than <i>sus. per coll.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- While Oldbuck ran on in this way, Sir Arthur was safely wrapped in the
- close embraces of his daughter, who, assuming that authority which the
- circumstances demanded, ordered some of the assistants to convey him to
- the chariot, promising to follow in a few minutes, She lingered on the
- cliff, holding an old countryman's arm, to witness probably the safety of
- those whose dangers she had shared.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What have we here?" said Oldbuck, as the vehicle once more ascended&mdash;"what
- patched and weather-beaten matter is this?" Then as the torches illumed
- the rough face and grey hairs of old Ochiltree,&mdash;"What! is it thou?&mdash;Come,
- old Mocker, I must needs be friends with thee&mdash;but who the devil
- makes up your party besides?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ane that's weel worth ony twa o' us, Monkbarns;&mdash;it's the young
- stranger lad they ca' Lovel&mdash;and he's behaved this blessed night as
- if he had three lives to rely on, and was willing to waste them a' rather
- than endanger ither folk's. Ca' hooly, sirs, as ye, wad win an auld man's
- blessing!&mdash;mind there's naebody below now to haud the gy&mdash;Hae a
- care o' the Cat's-lug corner&mdash;bide weel aff Crummie's-horn!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Have a care indeed," echoed Oldbuck. "What! is it my <i>rara avis</i>&mdash;my
- black swan&mdash;my phoenix of companions in a post-chaise?&mdash;take
- care of him, Mucklebackit."
- </p>
- <p>
- "As muckle care as if he were a graybeard o' brandy; and I canna take mair
- if his hair were like John Harlowe's.&mdash;Yo ho, my hearts! bowse away
- with him!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel did, in fact, run a much greater risk than any of his precursors.
- His weight was not sufficient to render his ascent steady amid such a
- storm of wind, and he swung like an agitated pendulum at the mortal risk
- of being dashed against the rocks. But he was young, bold, and active,
- and, with the assistance of the beggar's stout piked staff, which he had
- retained by advice of the proprietor, contrived to bear himself from the
- face of the precipice, and the yet more hazardous projecting cliffs which
- varied its surface. Tossed in empty space, like an idle and unsubstantial
- feather, with a motion that agitated the brain at once with fear and with
- dizziness, he retained his alertness of exertion and presence of mind; and
- it was not until he was safely grounded upon the summit of the cliff, that
- he felt temporary and giddy sickness. As he recovered from a sort of half
- swoon, he cast his eyes eagerly around. The object which they would most
- willingly have sought, was already in the act of vanishing. Her white
- garment was just discernible as she followed on the path which her father
- had taken. She had lingered till she saw the last of their company rescued
- from danger, and until she had been assured by the hoarse voice of
- Mucklebackit, that "the callant had come off wi' unbrizzed banes, and that
- he was but in a kind of dwam." But Lovel was not aware that she had
- expressed in his fate even this degree of interest,&mdash;which, though
- nothing more than was due to a stranger who had assisted her in such an
- hour of peril, he would have gladly purchased by braving even more
- imminent danger than he had that evening been exposed to. The beggar she
- had already commanded to come to Knockwinnock that night. He made an
- excuse.&mdash;"Then to-morrow let me see you."
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man promised to obey. Oldbuck thrust something into his hand&mdash;Ochiltree
- looked at it by the torchlight, and returned it&mdash;"Na, na! I never tak
- gowd&mdash;besides, Monkbarns, ye wad maybe be rueing it the morn." Then
- turning to the group of fishermen and peasants&mdash;"Now, sirs, wha will
- gie me a supper and some clean pease-strae?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I," "and I," "and I," answered many a ready voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, since sae it is, and I can only sleep in ae barn at ance, I'll gae
- down with Saunders Mucklebackit&mdash;he has aye a soup o' something
- comfortable about his begging&mdash;and, bairns, I'll maybe live to put
- ilka ane o' ye in mind some ither night that ye hae promised me quarters
- and my awmous;" and away he went with the fisherman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck laid the band of strong possession on Lovel&mdash;"Deil a stride
- ye's go to Fairport this night, young man&mdash;you must go home with me
- to Monkbarns. Why, man, you have been a hero&mdash;a perfect Sir William
- Wallace, by all accounts. Come, my good lad, take hold of my arm;&mdash;I
- am not a prime support in such a wind&mdash;but Caxon shall help us out&mdash;Here,
- you old idiot, come on the other side of me.&mdash;And how the deil got
- you down to that infernal Bessy's-apron, as they call it? Bess, said they?
- Why, curse her, she has spread out that vile pennon or banner of
- womankind, like all the rest of her sex, to allure her votaries to death
- and headlong ruin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have been pretty well accustomed to climbing, and I have long observed
- fowlers practise that pass down the cliff."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But how, in the name of all that is wonderful, came you to discover the
- danger of the pettish Baronet and his far more deserving daughter?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I saw them from the verge of the precipice."
- </p>
- <p>
- "From the verge!&mdash;umph&mdash;And what possessed you <i>dumosa pendere
- procul de rupe?</i>&mdash;though <i>dumosa</i> is not the appropriate
- epithet&mdash;what the deil, man, tempted ye to the verge of the craig?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why&mdash;I like to see the gathering and growling of a coming storm&mdash;or,
- in your own classical language, Mr. Oldbuck, <i>suave mari magno</i>&mdash;and
- so forth&mdash;but here we reach the turn to Fairport. I must wish you
- good-night."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not a step, not a pace, not an inch, not a shathmont, as I may say,&mdash;the
- meaning of which word has puzzled many that think themselves antiquaries.
- I am clear we should read <i>salmon-length</i> for <i>shathmont's-length.</i>
- You are aware that the space allotted for the passage of a salmon through
- a dam, dike, or weir, by statute, is the length within which a full-grown
- pig can turn himself round. Now I have a scheme to prove, that, as
- terrestrial objects were thus appealed to for ascertaining submarine
- measurement, so it must be supposed that the productions of the water were
- established as gauges of the extent of land.&mdash;Shathmont&mdash;salmont&mdash;you
- see the close alliance of the sounds; dropping out two <i>h</i>'s, and a
- <i>t,</i> and assuming an <i>l,</i> makes the whole difference&mdash;I
- wish to heaven no antiquarian derivation had demanded heavier
- concessions."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, my dear sir, I really must go home&mdash;I am wet to the skin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Shalt have my night-gown, man, and slippers, and catch the antiquarian
- fever as men do the plague, by wearing infected garments. Nay, I know what
- you would be at&mdash;you are afraid to put the old bachelor to charges.
- But is there not the remains of that glorious chicken-pie&mdash;which, <i>meo
- arbitrio,</i> is better cold than hot&mdash;and that bottle of my oldest
- port, out of which the silly brain-sick Baronet (whom I cannot pardon,
- since he has escaped breaking his neck) had just taken one glass, when his
- infirm noddle went a wool-gathering after Gamelyn de Guardover?"
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying he dragged Lovel forward, till the Palmer's-port of Monkbarns
- received them. Never, perhaps, had it admitted two pedestrians more
- needing rest for Monkbarns's fatigue had been in a degree very contrary to
- his usual habits, and his more young and robust companion had that evening
- undergone agitation of mind which had harassed and wearied him even more
- than his extraordinary exertions of body.
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER NINTH.
- </h2>
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- "Be brave," she cried, "you yet may be our guest,
- Our haunted room was ever held the best.
- If, then, your valour can the sight sustain
- Of rustling curtains and the clinking chain
- If your courageous tongue have powers to talk,
- When round your bed the horrid ghost shall walk
- If you dare ask it why it leaves its tomb,
- I'll see your sheets well air'd, and show the Room."
- True Story.
-</pre>
- <p>
- They reached the room in which they had dined, and were clamorously
- welcomed by Miss Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Where's the younger womankind?" said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, brother, amang a' the steery, Maria wadna be guided by me she set
- away to the Halket-craig-head&mdash;I wonder ye didna see her."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Eh!&mdash;what&mdash;what's that you say, sister?&mdash;did the girl go
- out in a night like this to the Halket-head?&mdash;Good God! the misery of
- the night is not ended yet!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But ye winna wait, Monkbarns&mdash;ye are so imperative and impatient"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Tittle-tattle, woman," said the impatient and agitated Antiquary, "where
- is my dear Mary?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Just where ye suld be yoursell, Monkbarns&mdash;up-stairs, and in her
- warm bed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I could have sworn it," said Oldbuck laughing, but obviously much
- relieved&mdash;"I could have sworn it;&mdash;the lazy monkey did not care
- if we were all drowned together. Why did you say she went out?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But ye wadna wait to hear out my tale, Monkbarns&mdash;she gaed out, and
- she came in again with the gardener sae sune as she saw that nane o' ye
- were clodded ower the Craig, and that Miss Wardour was safe in the
- chariot; she was hame a quarter of an hour syne, for it's now ganging ten&mdash;sair
- droukit was she, puir thing, sae I e'en put a glass o' sherry in her
- water-gruel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Right, Grizel, right&mdash;let womankind alone for coddling each other.
- But hear me, my venerable sister&mdash;start not at the word venerable; it
- implies many praiseworthy qualities besides age; though that too is
- honourable, albeit it is the last quality for which womankind would wish
- to be honoured&mdash;But perpend my words: let Lovel and me have forthwith
- the relics of the chicken-pie, and the reversion of the port."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The chicken-pie! the port!&mdash;ou dear! brother&mdash;there was but a
- wheen banes, and scarce a drap o' the wine."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary's countenance became clouded, though he was too well bred to
- give way, in the presence of a stranger, to his displeased surprise at the
- disappearance of the viands on which he had reckoned with absolute
- certainty. But his sister understood these looks of ire. "Ou dear!
- Monkbarns, what's the use of making a wark?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I make no wark, as ye call it, woman."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But what's the use o' looking sae glum and glunch about a pickle banes?&mdash;an
- ye will hae the truth, ye maun ken the minister came in, worthy man&mdash;sair
- distressed he was, nae doubt, about your precarious situation, as he ca'd
- it (for ye ken how weel he's gifted wi' words), and here he wad bide till
- he could hear wi' certainty how the matter was likely to gang wi' ye a'&mdash;He
- said fine things on the duty of resignation to Providence's will, worthy
- man! that did he."
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck replied, catching the same tone, "Worthy man!&mdash;he cared not
- how soon Monkbarns had devolved on an heir-female, I've a notion;&mdash;and
- while he was occupied in this Christian office of consolation against
- impending evil, I reckon that the chicken-pie and my good port
- disappeared?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear brother, how can you speak of sic frivolities, when you have had sic
- an escape from the craig?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Better than my supper has had from the minister's <i>craig,</i> Grizzle&mdash;it's
- all discussed, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, Monkbarns, ye speak as if there was nae mair meat in the house&mdash;wad
- ye not have had me offer the honest man some slight refreshment after his
- walk frae the manse?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck half-whistled, half-hummed, the end of the old Scottish ditty,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- O, first they eated the white puddings,
- And then they eated the black, O,
- And thought the gudeman unto himsell,
- The deil clink down wi' that, O!
-</pre>
- <p>
- His sister hastened to silence his murmurs, by proposing some of the
- relies of the dinner. He spoke of another bottle of wine, but recommended
- in preference a glass of brandy which was really excellent. As no
- entreaties could prevail on Lovel to indue the velvet night-cap and
- branched morning-gown of his host, Oldbuck, who pretended to a little
- knowledge of the medical art, insisted on his going to bed as soon as
- possible, and proposed to despatch a messenger (the indefatigable Caxon)
- to Fairport early in the morning, to procure him a change of clothes.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was the first intimation Miss Oldbuck had received that the young
- stranger was to be their guest for the night; and such was the surprise
- with which she was struck by a proposal so uncommon, that, had the
- superincumbent weight of her head-dress, such as we before described, been
- less preponderant, her grey locks must have started up on end, and hurled
- it from its position.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord haud a care o' us!" exclaimed the astounded maiden.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What's the matter now, Grizel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wad ye but just speak a moment, Monkbarns?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Speak!&mdash;what should I speak about? I want to get to my bed&mdash;and
- this poor young fellow&mdash;let a bed be made ready for him instantly."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A bed?&mdash;The Lord preserve us!" again ejaculated Grizel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, what's the matter now?&mdash;are there not beds and rooms enough in
- the house?&mdash;was it not an ancient <i>hospitium,</i> in which, I am
- warranted to say, beds were nightly made down for a score of pilgrims?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O dear, Monkbarns! wha kens what they might do lang syne?&mdash;but in
- our time&mdash;beds&mdash;ay, troth, there's beds enow sic as they are&mdash;and
- rooms enow too&mdash;but ye ken yoursell the beds haena been sleepit in,
- Lord kens the time, nor the rooms aired.&mdash;If I had kenn'd, Mary and
- me might hae gaen down to the manse&mdash;Miss Beckie is aye fond to see
- us&mdash;(and sae is the minister, brother)&mdash;But now, gude save us!"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Is there not the Green Room, Grizel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth is there, and it is in decent order too, though naebody has sleepit
- there since Dr. Heavysterne, and"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what! I am sure ye ken yoursell what a night he had&mdash;ye wadna
- expose the young gentleman to the like o' that, wad ye?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel interfered upon hearing this altercation, and protested he would far
- rather walk home than put them to the least inconvenience&mdash;that the
- exercise would be of service to him&mdash;that he knew the road perfectly,
- by night or day, to Fairport&mdash;that the storm was abating, and so
- forth&mdash;adding all that civility could suggest as an excuse for
- escaping from a hospitality which seemed more inconvenient to his host
- than he could possibly have anticipated. But the howling of the wind, and
- the pattering of the rain against the windows, with his knowledge of the
- preceding fatigues of the evening, must have prohibited Oldbuck, even had
- he entertained less regard for his young friend than he really felt, from
- permitting him to depart. Besides, he was piqued in honour to show that he
- himself was not governed by womankind&mdash;"Sit ye down, sit ye down, sit
- ye down, man," he reiterated;&mdash;"an ye part so, I would I might never
- draw a cork again, and here comes out one from a prime bottle of&mdash;strong
- ale&mdash;right <i>anno domini</i>&mdash;none of your Wassia Quassia
- decoctions, but brewed of Monkbarns barley&mdash;John of the Girnel never
- drew a better flagon to entertain a wandering minstrel, or palmer, with
- the freshest news from Palestine.&mdash;And to remove from your mind the
- slightest wish to depart, know, that if you do so, your character as a
- gallant knight is gone for ever. Why, 'tis an adventure, man, to sleep in
- the Green Room at Monkbarns.&mdash;Sister, pray see it got ready&mdash;And,
- although the bold adventurer, Heavysterne, dree'd pain and dolour in that
- charmed apartment, it is no reason why a gallant knight like you, nearly
- twice as tall, and not half so heavy, should not encounter and break the
- spell."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What! a haunted apartment, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "To be sure, to be sure&mdash;every mansion in this country of the
- slightest antiquity has its ghosts and its haunted chamber, and you must
- not suppose us worse off than our neighbours. They are going, indeed,
- somewhat out of fashion. I have seen the day, when if you had doubted the
- reality of a ghost in an old manor-house you ran the risk of being made a
- ghost yourself, as Hamlet says.&mdash;Yes, if you had challenged the
- existence of Redcowl in the Castle of Glenstirym, old Sir Peter
- Pepperbrand would have had ye out to his court-yard, made you betake
- yourself to your weapon, and if your trick of fence were not the better,
- would have sticked you like a paddock, on his own baronial midden-stead. I
- once narrowly escaped such an affray&mdash;but I humbled myself, and
- apologised to Redcowl; for, even in my younger days, I was no friend to
- the <i>monomachia,</i> or duel, and would rather walk with Sir Priest than
- with Sir Knight&mdash;I care not who knows so much of my valour. Thank
- God, I am old now, and can indulge my irritabilities without the necessity
- of supporting them by cold steel."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Miss Oldbuck re-entered, with a singularly sage expression of
- countenance.&mdash;"Mr. Lovel's bed's ready, brother&mdash;clean sheets&mdash;weel
- aired&mdash;a spunk of fire in the chimney&mdash;I am sure, Mr. Lovel,"
- (addressing him), "it's no for the trouble&mdash;and I hope you will have
- a good night's rest&mdash;But"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are resolved," said the Antiquary, "to do what you can to prevent
- it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Me?&mdash;I am sure I have said naething, Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My dear madam," said Lovel, "allow me to ask you the meaning of your
- obliging anxiety on my account."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, Monkbarns does not like to hear of it&mdash;but he kens himsell that
- the room has an ill name. It's weel minded that it was there auld Rab Tull
- the town-clerk was sleeping when he had that marvellous communication
- about the grand law-plea between us and the feuars at the Mussel-craig.
- &mdash;It had cost a hantle siller, Mr. Lovel; for law-pleas were no
- carried on without siller lang syne mair than they are now&mdash;and the
- Monkbarns of that day&mdash;our gudesire, Mr. Lovel, as I said before&mdash;was
- like to be waured afore the Session for want of a paper&mdash;Monkbarns
- there kens weel what paper it was, but I'se warrant he'll no help me out
- wi' my tale&mdash;but it was a paper of great significance to the plea,
- and we were to be waured for want o't. Aweel, the cause was to come on
- before the fifteen&mdash;in presence, as they ca't&mdash;and auld Rab
- Tull, the town-clerk, he cam ower to make a last search for the paper that
- was wanting, before our gudesire gaed into Edinburgh to look after his
- plea&mdash;so there was little time to come and gang on. He was but a
- doited snuffy body, Rab, as I've heard &mdash;but then he was the
- town-clerk of Fairport, and the Monkbarns heritors aye employed him on
- account of their connection wi' the burgh, ye ken."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sister Grizel, this is abominable," interrupted Oldbuck; "I vow to Heaven
- ye might have raised the ghosts of every abbot of Trotcosey, since the
- days of Waldimir, in the time you have been detailing the introduction to
- this single spectre.&mdash;Learn to be succinct in your narrative.&mdash;Imitate
- the concise style of old Aubrey, an experienced ghost-seer, who entered
- his memoranda on these subjects in a terse business-like manner; <i>exempli
- gratia</i>&mdash;At Cirencester, 5th March, 1670, was an apparition.&mdash;Being
- demanded whether good spirit or bad, made no answer, but instantly
- disappeared with a curious perfume, and a melodious twang'&mdash;<i>Vide</i>
- his Miscellanies, p. eighteen, as well as I can remember, and near the
- middle of the page."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, Monkbarns, man! do ye think everybody is as book-learned as yoursell?&mdash;But
- ye like to gar folk look like fools&mdash;ye can do that to Sir Arthur,
- and the minister his very sell."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nature has been beforehand with me, Grizel, in both these instances, and
- in another which shall be nameless&mdash;but take a glass of ale, Grizel,
- and proceed with your story, for it waxes late."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Jenny's just warming your bed, Monkbarns, and ye maun e'en wait till
- she's done.&mdash;Weel, I was at the search that our gudesire, Monkbarns
- that then was, made wi' auld Rab Tull's assistance;&mdash;but
- ne'er-be-licket could they find that was to their purpose. And sae after
- they had touzled out mony a leather poke-full o' papers, the town-clerk
- had his drap punch at e'en to wash the dust out of his throat&mdash;we
- never were glass-breakers in this house, Mr. Lovel, but the body had got
- sic a trick of sippling and tippling wi' the bailies and deacons when they
- met (which was amaist ilka night) concerning the common gude o' the burgh,
- that he couldna weel sleep without it&mdash;But his punch he gat, and to
- bed he gaed; and in the middle of the night he got a fearfu' wakening!&mdash;he
- was never just himsell after it, and he was strucken wi' the dead palsy
- that very day four years. He thought, Mr. Lovel, that he heard the
- curtains o' his bed fissil, and out he lookit, fancying, puir man, it
- might hae been the cat&mdash;But he saw&mdash;God hae a care o' us! it
- gars my flesh aye creep, though I hae tauld the story twenty times&mdash;he
- saw a weel-fa'ard auld gentleman standing by his bedside, in the
- moonlight, in a queer-fashioned dress, wi' mony a button and band-string
- about it, and that part o' his garments which it does not become a leddy
- to particulareeze, was baith side and wide, and as mony plies o't as of
- ony Hamburgh skipper's&mdash;He had a beard too, and whiskers turned
- upwards on his upper-lip, as lang as baudrons'&mdash;and mony mair
- particulars there were that Rab Tull tauld o', but they are forgotten now&mdash;it's
- an auld story. Aweel, Rab was a just-living man for a country writer&mdash;and
- he was less feared than maybe might just hae been expected; and he asked
- in the name o' goodness what the apparition wanted&mdash;and the spirit
- answered in an unknown tongue. Then Rab said he tried him wi' Erse, for he
- cam in his youth frae the braes of Glenlivat&mdash;but it wadna do. Aweel,
- in this strait, he bethought him of the twa or three words o' Latin that
- he used in making out the town's deeds, and he had nae sooner tried the
- spirit wi' that, than out cam sic a blatter o' Latin about his lugs, that
- poor Rab Tull, wha was nae great scholar, was clean overwhelmed. Od, but
- he was a bauld body, and he minded the Latin name for the deed that he was
- wanting. It was something about a cart, I fancy, for the ghaist cried aye,
- <i>Carter, carter</i>&mdash;"
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Carta,</i> you transformer of languages!" cried Oldbuck;&mdash;"if my
- ancestor had learned no other language in the other world, at least he
- would not forget the Latinity for which he was so famous while in this."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, weel, <i>carta</i> be it then, but they ca'd it <i>carter</i> that
- tell'd me the story. It cried aye <i>carta,</i> if sae be that it was <i>carta,</i>
- and made a sign to Rab to follow it. Rab Tull keepit a Highland heart, and
- banged out o' bed, and till some of his readiest claes&mdash;and he did
- follow the thing up stairs and down stairs to the place we ca' the high
- dow-cot&mdash;(a sort of a little tower in the corner of the auld house,
- where there was a Rickle o' useless boxes and trunks)&mdash;and there the
- ghaist gae Rab a kick wi' the tae foot, and a kick wi' the tother, to that
- very auld east-country tabernacle of a cabinet that my brother has
- standing beside his library table, and then disappeared like a fuff o'
- tobacco, leaving Rab in a very pitiful condition."
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Tenues secessit in auras,</i>" quoth Oldbuck. "Marry, sir, <i>mansit
- odor</i>&mdash;But, sure enough, the deed was there found in a drawer of
- this forgotten repository, which contained many other curious old papers,
- now properly labelled and arranged, and which seemed to have belonged to
- my ancestor, the first possessor of Monkbarns. The deed, thus strangely
- recovered, was the original Charter of Erection of the Abbey, Abbey Lands,
- and so forth, of Trotcosey, comprehending Monkbarns and others, into a
- Lordship of Regality in favour of the first Earl of Glengibber, a
- favourite of James the Sixth. It is subscribed by the King at Westminster,
- the seventeenth day of January, A. D. one thousand six hundred and twelve&mdash;thirteen.
- It's not worth while to repeat the witnesses' names."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I would rather," said Lovel with awakened curiosity, "I would rather hear
- your opinion of the way in which the deed was discovered."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, if I wanted a patron for my legend, I could find no less a one than
- Saint Augustine, who tells the story of a deceased person appearing to his
- son, when sued for a debt which had been paid, and directing him where, to
- find the discharge.*
- </p>
- <p>
- *Note D. Mr. Rutherford's dream.
- </p>
- <p>
- But I rather opine with Lord Bacon, who says that imagination is much akin
- to miracle-working faith. There was always some idle story of the room
- being haunted by the spirit of Aldobrand Oldenbuck, my
- great-great-great-grandfather&mdash;it's a shame to the English language
- that, we have not a less clumsy way of expressing a relationship of which
- we have occasion to think and speak so frequently. He was a foreigner, and
- wore his national dress, of which tradition had preserved an accurate
- description; and indeed there is a print of him, supposed to be by
- Reginald Elstracke, pulling the press with his own hand, as it works off
- the sheets of his scarce edition of the Augsburg Confession. He was a
- chemist as well as a good mechanic, and either of these qualities in this
- country was at that time sufficient to constitute a white witch at least.
- This superstitious old writer had heard all this, and probably believed
- it, and in his sleep the image and idea of my ancestor recalled that of
- his cabinet, which, with the grateful attention to antiquities and the
- memory of our ancestors not unusually met with, had been pushed into the
- pigeon-house to be out of the way&mdash;Add a <i>quantum sufficit</i> of
- exaggeration, and you have a key to the whole mystery."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O brother! brother! but Dr. Heavysterne, brother&mdash;whose sleep was so
- sore broken, that he declared he wadna pass another night in the Green
- Room to get all Monkbarns, so that Mary and I were forced to yield our"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, Grizel, the doctor is a good, honest, pudding-headed German, of much
- merit in his own way, but fond of the mystical, like many of his
- countrymen. You and he had a traffic the whole evening in which you
- received tales of Mesmer, Shropfer, Cagliostro, and other modern
- pretenders to the mystery of raising spirits, discovering hidden treasure,
- and so forth, in exchange for your legends of the green bedchamber;&mdash;and
- considering that the <i>Illustrissimus</i> ate a pound and a half of
- Scotch collops to supper, smoked six pipes, and drank ale and brandy in
- proportion, I am not surprised at his having a fit of the night-mare. But
- everything is now ready. Permit me to light you to your apartment, Mr.
- Lovel&mdash;I am sure you have need of rest&mdash;and I trust my ancestor
- is too sensible of the duties of hospitality to interfere with the repose
- which you have so well merited by your manly and gallant behaviour."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, the Antiquary took up a bedroom candlestick of massive silver
- and antique form, which, he observed, was wrought out of the silver found
- in the mines of the Harz mountains, and had been the property of the very
- personage who had supplied them with a subject for conversation. And
- having so said, he led the way through many a dusky and winding passage,
- now ascending, and anon descending again, until he came to the apartment
- destined for his young guest.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TENTH.
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- When midnight o'er the moonless skies
- Her pall of transient death has spread,
- When mortals sleep, when spectres rise,
- And none are wakeful but the dead;
- No bloodless shape my way pursues,
- No sheeted ghost my couch annoys,
- Visions more sad my fancy views,&mdash;
- Visions of long departed joys.
- W. R. Spenser.
-</pre>
- <p>
- When they reached the Green Room, as it was called, Oldbuck placed the
- candle on the toilet table, before a huge mirror with a black japanned
- frame, surrounded by dressing-boxes of the same, and looked around him
- with something of a disturbed expression of countenance. "I am seldom in
- this apartment," he said, "and never without yielding to a melancholy
- feeling&mdash;not, of course, on account of the childish nonsense that
- Grizel was telling you, but owing to circumstances of an early and unhappy
- attachment. It is at such moments as these, Mr. Lovel, that we feel the
- changes of time. The same objects are before us&mdash;those inanimate
- things which we have gazed on in wayward infancy and impetuous youth, in
- anxious and scheming manhood&mdash;they are permanent and the same; but
- when we look upon them in cold unfeeling old age, can we, changed in our
- temper, our pursuits, our feelings&mdash;changed in our form, our limbs,
- and our strength,&mdash;can we be ourselves called the same? or do we not
- rather look back with a sort of wonder upon our former selves, as being
- separate and distinct from what we now are? The philosopher who appealed
- from Philip inflamed with wine to Philip in his hours of sobriety, did not
- choose a judge so different, as if he had appealed from Philip in his
- youth to Philip in his old age. I cannot but be touched with the feeling
- so beautifully expressed in a poem which I have heard repeated:*
- </p>
- <p>
- *Probably Wordsworth's Lyrical Ballads had not as yet been published.
- </p>
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- My eyes are dim with childish tears,
- My heart is idly stirred,
- For the same sound is in my ears
- Which in those days I heard.
-
- Thus fares it still in our decay;
- And yet the wiser mind
- Mourns less for what time takes away,
- Than what he leaves behind.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Well, time cures every wound, and though the scar may remain and
- occasionally ache, yet the earliest agony of its recent infliction is felt
- no more."&mdash;So saying, he shook Lovel cordially by the hand, wished
- him good-night, and took his leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- Step after step Lovel could trace his host's retreat along the various
- passages, and each door which he closed behind him fell with a sound more
- distant and dead. The guest, thus separated from the living world, took up
- the candle and surveyed the apartment.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fire blazed cheerfully. Mrs. Grizel's attention had left some fresh
- wood, should he choose to continue it, and the apartment had a
- comfortable, though not a lively appearance. It was hung with tapestry,
- which the looms of Arras had produced in the sixteenth century, and which
- the learned typographer, so often mentioned, had brought with him as a
- sample of the arts of the Continent. The subject was a hunting-piece; and
- as the leafy boughs of the forest-trees, branching over the tapestry,
- formed the predominant colour, the apartment had thence acquired its name
- of the Green Chamber. Grim figures in the old Flemish dress, with slashed
- doublets covered with ribbands, short cloaks, and trunk-hose, were engaged
- in holding grey-hounds, or stag-hounds, in the leash, or cheering them
- upon the objects of their game. Others, with boar-spears, swords, and
- old-fashioned guns, were attacking stags or boars whom they had brought to
- bay. The branches of the woven forest were crowded with fowls of various
- kinds, each depicted with its proper plumage. It seemed as if the prolific
- and rich invention of old Chaucer had animated the Flemish artist with its
- profusion, and Oldbuck had accordingly caused the following verses, from
- that ancient and excellent poet, to be embroidered in Gothic letters, on a
- sort of border which he had added to the tapestry:-
- </p>
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- Lo! here be oakis grete, streight as a line,
- Under the which the grass, so fresh of line,
- Be'th newly sprung&mdash;at eight foot or nine.
- Everich tree well from his fellow grew,
- With branches broad laden with leaves new,
- That sprongen out against the sonne sheene,
- Some golden red and some a glad bright green.
-</pre>
- <p>
- And in another canton was the following similar legend:&mdash;
- </p>
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- And many an hart and many an hind,
- Was both before me, and behind.
- Of fawns, sownders, bucks and does,
- Was full the wood and many roes,
- And many squirrels that ysate
- High on the trees and nuts ate.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The bed was of a dark and faded green, wrought to correspond with the
- tapestry, but by a more modern and less skilful hand. The large and heavy
- stuff-bottomed chairs, with black ebony backs, were embroidered after the
- same pattern, and a lofty mirror, over the antique chimney-piece,
- corresponded in its mounting with that on the old-fashioned toilet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have heard," muttered Lovel, as he took a cursory view of the room and
- its furniture, "that ghosts often chose the best room in the mansion to
- which they attached themselves; and I cannot disapprove of the taste of
- the disembodied printer of the Augsburg Confession." But he found it so
- difficult to fix his mind upon the stories which had been told him of an
- apartment with which they seemed so singularly to correspond, that he
- almost regretted the absence of those agitated feelings, half fear half
- curiosity, which sympathise with the old legends of awe and wonder, from
- which the anxious reality of his own hopeless passion at present detached
- him. For he now only felt emotions like those expressed in the lines,&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Ah! cruel maid, how hast thou changed
- The temper of my mind!
- My heart, by thee from all estranged,
- Becomes like thee unkind.
-</pre>
- <p>
- He endeavoured to conjure up something like the feelings which would, at
- another time, have been congenial to his situation, but his heart had no
- room for these vagaries of imagination. The recollection of Miss Wardour,
- determined not to acknowledge him when compelled to endure his society,
- and evincing her purpose to escape from it, would have alone occupied his
- imagination exclusively. But with this were united recollections more
- agitating if less painful,&mdash;her hair-breadth escape&mdash;the
- fortunate assistance which he had been able to render her&mdash;Yet what
- was his requital? She left the cliff while his fate was yet doubtful&mdash;while
- it was uncertain whether her preserver had not lost the life which he had
- exposed for her so freely. Surely gratitude, at least, called for some
- little interest in his fate&mdash;But no&mdash;she could not be selfish or
- unjust&mdash;it was no part of her nature. She only desired to shut the
- door against hope, and, even in compassion to him, to extinguish a passion
- which she could never return.
- </p>
- <p>
- But this lover-like mode of reasoning was not likely to reconcile him to
- his fate, since the more amiable his imagination presented Miss Wardour,
- the more inconsolable he felt he should be rendered by the extinction of
- his hopes. He was, indeed, conscious of possessing the power of removing
- her prejudices on some points; but, even in extremity, he determined to
- keep the original determination which he had formed, of ascertaining that
- she desired an explanation, ere he intruded one upon her. And, turn the
- matter as he would, he could not regard his suit as desperate. There was
- something of embarrassment as well as of grave surprise in her look when
- Oldbuck presented him&mdash;and, perhaps, upon second thoughts, the one
- was assumed to cover the other. He would not relinquish a pursuit which
- had already cost him such pains. Plans, suiting the romantic temper of the
- brain that entertained them, chased each other through his head, thick and
- irregular as the motes of the sun-beam, and, long after he had laid
- himself to rest, continued to prevent the repose which he greatly needed.
- Then, wearied by the uncertainty and difficulties with which each scheme
- appeared to be attended, he bent up his mind to the strong effort of
- shaking off his love, "like dew-drops from the lion's mane," and resuming
- those studies and that career of life which his unrequited affection had
- so long and so fruitlessly interrupted. In this last resolution he
- endeavoured to fortify himself by every argument which pride, as well as
- reason, could suggest. "She shall not suppose," he said, "that, presuming
- on an accidental service to her or to her father, I am desirous to intrude
- myself upon that notice, to which, personally, she considered me as having
- no title. I will see her no more. I will return to the land which, if it
- affords none fairer, has at least many as fair, and less haughty than Miss
- Wardour. Tomorrow I will bid adieu to these northern shores, and to her
- who is as cold and relentless as her climate." When he had for some time
- brooded over this sturdy resolution, exhausted nature at length gave way,
- and, despite of wrath, doubt, and anxiety, he sank into slumber.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is seldom that sleep, after such violent agitation, is either sound or
- refreshing. Lovel's was disturbed by a thousand baseless and confused
- visions. He was a bird&mdash;he was a fish&mdash;or he flew like the one,
- and swam like the other,&mdash;qualities which would have been very
- essential to his safety a few hours before. Then Miss Wardour was a syren,
- or a bird of Paradise; her father a triton, or a sea-gull; and Oldbuck
- alternately a porpoise and a cormorant. These agreeable imaginations were
- varied by all the usual vagaries of a feverish dream;&mdash;the air
- refused to bear the visionary, the water seemed to burn him&mdash;the
- rocks felt like down pillows as he was dashed against them&mdash;whatever
- he undertook, failed in some strange and unexpected manner&mdash;and
- whatever attracted his attention, underwent, as he attempted to
- investigate it, some wild and wonderful metamorphosis, while his mind
- continued all the while in some degree conscious of the delusion, from
- which it in vain struggled to free itself by awaking;&mdash;feverish
- symptoms all, with which those who are haunted by the night-hag, whom the
- learned call Ephialtes, are but too well acquainted. At length these crude
- phantasmata arranged themselves into something more regular, if indeed the
- imagination of Lovel, after he awoke (for it was by no means the faculty
- in which his mind was least rich), did not gradually, insensibly, and
- unintentionally, arrange in better order the scene of which his sleep
- presented, it may be, a less distinct outline. Or it is possible that his
- feverish agitation may have assisted him in forming the vision.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving this discussion to the learned, we will say, that after a
- succession of wild images, such as we have above described, our hero, for
- such we must acknowledge him, so far regained a consciousness of locality
- as to remember where he was, and the whole furniture of the Green Chamber
- was depicted to his slumbering eye. And here, once more, let me protest,
- that if there should be so much old-fashioned faith left among this shrewd
- and sceptical generation, as to suppose that what follows was an
- impression conveyed rather by the eye than by the imagination, I do not
- impugn their doctrine. He was, then, or imagined himself, broad awake in
- the Green Chamber, gazing upon the flickering and occasional flame which
- the unconsumed remnants of the faggots sent forth, as, one by one, they
- fell down upon the red embers, into which the principal part of the boughs
- to which they belonged had crumbled away. Insensibly the legend of
- Aldobrand Oldenbuck, and his mysterious visits to the inmates of the
- chamber, awoke in his mind, and with it, as we often feel in dreams, an
- anxious and fearful expectation, which seldom fails instantly to summon up
- before our mind's eye the object of our fear. Brighter sparkles of light
- flashed from the chimney, with such intense brilliancy as to enlighten all
- the room. The tapestry waved wildly on the wall, till its dusky forms
- seemed to become animated. The hunters blew their horns&mdash;the stag
- seemed to fly, the boar to resist, and the hounds to assail the one and
- pursue the other; the cry of deer, mangled by throttling dogs&mdash;the
- shouts of men, and the clatter of horses' hoofs, seemed at once to
- surround him&mdash;while every group pursued, with all the fury of the
- chase, the employment in which the artist had represented them as engaged.
- Lovel looked on this strange scene devoid of wonder (which seldom intrudes
- itself upon the sleeping fancy), but with an anxious sensation of awful
- fear. At length an individual figure among the tissued huntsmen, as he
- gazed upon them more fixedly, seemed to leave the arras and to approach
- the bed of the slumberer. As he drew near, his figure appeared to alter.
- His bugle-horn became a brazen clasped volume; his hunting-cap changed to
- such a furred head-gear as graces the burgomasters of Rembrandt; his
- Flemish garb remained but his features, no longer agitated with the fury
- of the chase, were changed to such a state of awful and stern composure,
- as might best portray the first proprietor of Monkbarns, such as he had
- been described to Lovel by his descendants in the course of the preceding
- evening. As this metamorphosis took place, the hubbub among the other
- personages in the arras disappeared from the imagination of the dreamer,
- which was now exclusively bent on the single figure before him. Lovel
- strove to interrogate this awful person in the form of exorcism proper for
- the occasion; but his tongue, as is usual in frightful dreams, refused its
- office, and clung, palsied, to the roof of his mouth. Aldobrand held up
- his finger, as if to impose silence upon the guest who had intruded on his
- apartment, and began deliberately to unclasp the venerable, volume which
- occupied his left hand. When it was unfolded, he turned over the leaves
- hastily for a short space, and then raising his figure to its full
- dimensions, and holding the book aloft in his left hand, pointed to a
- passage in the page which he thus displayed. Although the language was
- unknown to our dreamer, his eye and attention were both strongly caught by
- the line which the figure seemed thus to press upon his notice, the words
- of which appeared to blaze with a supernatural light, and remained riveted
- upon his memory. As the vision shut his volume, a strain of delightful
- music seemed to fill the apartment&mdash;Lovel started, and became
- completely awake. The music, however, was still in his ears, nor ceased
- till he could distinctly follow the measure of an old Scottish tune.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sate up in bed, and endeavoured to clear his brain of the phantoms
- which had disturbed it during this weary night. The beams of the morning
- sun streamed through the half-closed shutters, and admitted a distinct
- light into the apartment. He looked round upon the hangings,&mdash;but the
- mixed groups of silken and worsted huntsmen were as stationary as
- tenter-hooks could make them, and only trembled slightly as the early
- breeze, which found its way through an open crevice of the latticed
- window, glided along their surface. Lovel leapt out of bed, and, wrapping
- himself in a morning-gown, that had been considerately laid by his
- bedside, stepped towards the window, which commanded a view of the sea,
- the roar of whose billows announced it still disquieted by the storm of
- the preceding evening, although the morning was fair and serene. The
- window of a turret, which projected at an angle with the wall, and thus
- came to be very near Lovel's apartment, was half-open, and from that
- quarter he heard again the same music which had probably broken short his
- dream. With its visionary character it had lost much of its charms&mdash;it
- was now nothing more than an air on the harpsichord, tolerably well
- performed&mdash;such is the caprice of imagination as affecting the fine
- arts. A female voice sung, with some taste and great simplicity, something
- between a song and a hymn, in words to the following effect:&mdash;
- </p>
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- "Why sitt'st thou by that ruin'd hall,
- Thou aged carle so stern and grey?
- Dost thou its former pride recall,
- Or ponder how it passed away?
-
- "Know'st thou not me!" the Deep Voice cried,
- "So long enjoyed, so oft misused&mdash;
- Alternate, in thy fickle pride,
- Desired, neglected, and accused?
-
- "Before my breath, like, blazing flax,
- Man and his marvels pass away;
- And changing empires wane and wax,
- Are founded, flourish and decay.
-
- "Redeem mine hours&mdash;the space is brief&mdash;
- While in my glass the sand-grains shiver,
- And measureless thy joy or grief,
- When Time and thou shalt part for ever!"
-</pre>
- <p>
- While the verses were yet singing, Lovel had returned to his bed; the
- train of ideas which they awakened was romantic and pleasing, such as his
- soul delighted in, and, willingly adjourning till more broad day the
- doubtful task of determining on his future line of conduct, he abandoned
- himself to the pleasing languor inspired by the music, and fell into a
- sound and refreshing sleep, from which he was only awakened at a late hour
- by old Caxon, who came creeping into the room to render the offices of a
- valet-de-chambre.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have brushed your coat, sir," said the old man, when he perceived Lovel
- was awake; "the callant brought it frae Fairport this morning, for that ye
- had on yesterday is scantly feasibly dry, though it's been a' night at the
- kitchen fire; and I hae cleaned your shoon. I doubt ye'll no be wanting me
- to tie your hair, for" (with a gentle sigh) "a' the young gentlemen wear
- crops now; but I hae the curling tangs here to gie it a bit turn ower the
- brow, if ye like, before ye gae down to the leddies."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel, who was by this time once more on his legs, declined the old man's
- professional offices, but accompanied the refusal with such a douceur as
- completely sweetened Caxon's mortification.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's a pity he disna get his hair tied and pouthered," said the ancient
- friseur, when he had got once more into the kitchen, in which, on one
- pretence or other, he spent three parts of his idle time&mdash;that is to
- say, of his <i>whole</i> time&mdash;"it's a great pity, for he's a comely
- young gentleman."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout awa, ye auld gowk," said Jenny Rintherout, "would ye creesh his
- bonny brown hair wi' your nasty ulyie, and then moust it like the auld
- minister's wig? Ye'll be for your breakfast, I'se warrant?&mdash;hae,
- there's a soup parritch for ye&mdash;it will set ye better tae be
- slaistering at them and the lapper-milk than meddling wi' Mr. Lovel's head&mdash;ye
- wad spoil the maist natural and beautifaest head o' hair in a' Fairport,
- baith burgh and county."
- </p>
- <p>
- The poor barber sighed over the disrespect into which his art had so
- universally fallen, but Jenny was a person too important to offend by
- contradiction; so, sitting quietly down in the kitchen, he digested at
- once his humiliation, and the contents of a bicker which held a Scotch
- pint of substantial oatmeal porridge.
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER ELEVENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Sometimes he thinks that Heaven this pageant sent,
- And ordered all the pageants as they went;
- Sometimes that only 'twas wild Fancy's play,&mdash;
- The loose and scattered relics of the day.
-</pre>
- <p>
- We must now request our readers to adjourn to the breakfast parlour of Mr.
- Oldbuck, who, despising the modern slops of tea and coffee, was
- substantially regaling himself, <i>more majorum,</i> with cold roast-beef,
- and a glass of a sort of beverage called <i>mum</i>&mdash;a species of fat
- ale, brewed from wheat and bitter herbs, of which the present generation
- only know the name by its occurrence in revenue acts of parliament,
- coupled with cider, perry, and other excisable commodities. Lovel, who was
- seduced to taste it, with difficulty refrained from pronouncing it
- detestable, but <i>did</i> refrain, as he saw he should otherwise give
- great offence to his host, who had the liquor annually prepared with
- peculiar care, according to the approved recipe bequeathed to him by the
- so-often mentioned Aldobrand Oldenbuck. The hospitality of the ladies
- offered Lovel a breakfast more suited to modern taste, and while he was
- engaged in partaking of it, he was assailed by indirect inquiries
- concerning the manner in which he had passed the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We canna compliment Mr. Lovel on his looks this morning, brother&mdash;but
- he winna condescend on any ground of disturbance he has had in the night
- time. I am certain he looks very pale, and when he came here he was as
- fresh as a rose."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, sister, consider this rose of yours has been knocked about by sea
- and wind all yesterday evening, as if he had been a bunch of kelp or
- tangle, and how the devil would you have him retain his colour?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I certainly do still feel somewhat fatigued," said Lovel,
- "notwithstanding the excellent accommodations with which your hospitality
- so amply supplied me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah, sir!" said Miss Oldbuck looking at him with a knowing smile, or what
- was meant to be one, "ye'll not allow of ony inconvenience, out of
- civility to us."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Really, madam," replied Lovel, "I had no disturbance; for I cannot term
- such the music with which some kind fairy favoured me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I doubted Mary wad waken you wi' her skreighing; she dinna ken I had left
- open a chink of your window, for, forbye the ghaist, the Green Room disna
- vent weel in a high wind&mdash;But I am judging ye heard mair than Mary's
- lilts yestreen. Weel, men are hardy creatures&mdash;they can gae through
- wi' a' thing. I am sure, had I been to undergo ony thing of that nature,&mdash;that's
- to say that's beyond nature&mdash;I would hae skreigh'd out at once, and
- raised the house, be the consequence what liket&mdash;and, I dare say, the
- minister wad hae done as mickle, and sae I hae tauld him,&mdash;I ken
- naebody but my brother, Monkbarns himsell, wad gae through the like o't,
- if, indeed, it binna you, Mr. Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A man of Mr. Oldbuck's learning, madam," answered the questioned party,
- "would not be exposed to the inconvenience sustained by the Highland
- gentleman you mentioned last night."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay&mdash;ye understand now where the difficulty lies. Language? he
- has ways o' his ain wad banish a' thae sort o' worricows as far as the
- hindermost parts of Gideon" (meaning possibly Midian), "as Mr. Blattergowl
- says&mdash;only ane widna be uncivil to ane's forbear, though he be a
- ghaist. I am sure I will try that receipt of yours, brother, that ye
- showed me in a book, if onybody is to sleep in that room again, though I
- think, in Christian charity, ye should rather fit up the matted-room&mdash;it's
- a wee damp and dark, to be sure, but then we hae sae seldom occasion for a
- spare bed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, no, sister;&mdash;dampness and darkness are worse than spectres&mdash;ours
- are spirits of light, and I would rather have you try the spell."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will do that blythely, Monkbarns, an I had the ingredients, as my
- cookery book ca's them&mdash;There was <i>vervain</i> and <i>dill</i>&mdash;I
- mind that&mdash;Davie Dibble will ken about them, though, maybe, he'll gie
- them Latin names&mdash;and Peppercorn, we hae walth o' them, for"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hypericon, thou foolish woman!" thundered Oldbuck; "d'ye suppose you're
- making a haggis&mdash;or do you think that a spirit, though he be formed
- of air, can be expelled by a receipt against wind?&mdash;This wise Grizel
- of mine, Mr. Lovel, recollects (with what accuracy you may judge) a charm
- which I once mentioned to her, and which, happening to hit her
- superstitious noddle, she remembers better than anything tending to a
- useful purpose, I may chance to have said for this ten years. But many an
- old woman besides herself"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Auld woman, Monkbarns!" said Miss Oldbuck, roused something above her
- usual submissive tone; "ye really are less than civil to me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not less than just, Grizel: however, I include in the same class many a
- sounding name, from Jamblichus down to Aubrey, who have wasted their time
- in devising imaginary remedies for non-existing diseases.&mdash;But I
- hope, my young friend, that, charmed or uncharmed&mdash;secured by the
- potency of Hypericon,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- With vervain and with dill,
- That hinder witches of their will,
-</pre>
- <p>
- or left disarmed and defenceless to the inroads of the invisible world,
- you will give another night to the terrors of the haunted apartment, and
- another day to your faithful and feal friends."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I heartily wish I could, but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay, but me no <i>buts</i>&mdash;I have set my heart upon it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am greatly obliged, my dear sir, but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Look ye there, now&mdash;<i>but</i> again!&mdash;I hate <i>but;</i> I
- know no form of expression in which he can appear, that is amiable,
- excepting as a <i>butt</i> of sack. But is to me a more detestable
- combination of letters than <i>no</i> itself.<i>No</i> is a surly, honest
- fellow&mdash;speaks his mind rough and round at once. <i>But</i> is a
- sneaking, evasive, half-bred, exceptuous sort of a conjunction, which
- comes to pull away the cup just when it is at your lips&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;it does allay
- The good precedent&mdash;fie upon <i>but yet!</i>
- <i>But yet</i> is as a jailor to bring forth
- Some monstrous malefactor."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Well, then," answered Lovel, whose motions were really undetermined at
- the moment, "you shall not connect the recollection of my name with so
- churlish a particle. I must soon think of leaving Fairport, I am afraid&mdash;and
- I will, since you are good enough to wish it, take this opportunity of
- spending another day here."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you shall be rewarded, my boy. First, you shall see John o' the
- Girnel's grave, and then we'll walk gently along the sands, the state of
- the tide being first ascertained (for we will have no more Peter Wilkins'
- adventures, no more Glum and Gawrie work), as far as Knockwinnock Castle,
- and inquire after the old knight and my fair foe&mdash;which will but be
- barely civil, and then"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I beg pardon, my dear sir; but, perhaps, you had better adjourn your
- visit till to-morrow&mdash;I am a stranger, you know."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And are, therefore, the more bound to show civility, I should suppose.
- But I beg your pardon for mentioning a word that perhaps belongs only to a
- collector of antiquities&mdash;I am one of the old school,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- When courtiers galloped o'er four counties
- The ball's fair partner to behold,
- And humbly hope she caught no cold."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Why, if&mdash;if&mdash;if you thought it would be expected&mdash;but I
- believe I had better stay."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay, nay, my good friend, I am not so old-fashioned as to press you to
- what is disagreeable, neither&mdash;it is sufficient that I see there is
- some <i>remora,</i> some cause of delay, some mid impediment, which I have
- no title to inquire into. Or you are still somewhat tired, perhaps;&mdash;I
- warrant I find means to entertain your intellects without fatiguing your
- limbs&mdash;I am no friend to violent exertion myself&mdash;a walk in the
- garden once a-day is exercise, enough for any thinking being&mdash;none
- but a fool or a fox-hunter would require more. Well, what shall we set
- about?&mdash;my Essay on Castrametation&mdash;but I have that in <i>petto</i>
- for our afternoon cordial;&mdash;or I will show you the controversy upon
- Ossian's Poems between Mac-Cribb and me. I hold with the acute Orcadian&mdash;he
- with the defenders of the authenticity;&mdash;the controversy began in
- smooth, oily, lady-like terms, but is now waxing more sour and eager as we
- get on&mdash;it already partakes somewhat of old Scaliger's style. I fear
- the rogue will get some scent of that story of Ochiltree's&mdash;but at
- worst, I have a hard repartee for him on the affair of the abstracted
- Antigonus&mdash;I will show you his last epistle and the scroll of my
- answer&mdash;egad, it is a trimmer!"
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, the Antiquary opened a drawer, and began rummaging among a
- quantity of miscellaneous papers, ancient and modern. But it was the
- misfortune of this learned gentleman, as it may be that of many learned
- and unlearned, that he frequently experienced, on such occasions, what
- Harlequin calls <i>l'embarras des richesses;</i> in other words, the
- abundance of his collection often prevented him from finding the article
- he sought for. "Curse the papers!&mdash;I believe," said Oldbuck, as he
- shuffled them to and fro&mdash;"I believe they make themselves wings like
- grasshoppers, and fly away bodily&mdash;but here, in the meanwhile, look
- at that little treasure." So saying, he put into his hand a case made of
- oak, fenced at the corner with silver roses and studs&mdash;"Pr'ythee,
- undo this button," said he, as he observed Lovel fumbling at the clasp. He
- did so,&mdash;the lid opened, and discovered a thin quarto, curiously
- bound in black shagreen&mdash;"There, Mr. Lovel&mdash;there is the work I
- mentioned to you last night&mdash;the rare quarto of the Augsburg
- Confession, the foundation at once and the bulwark of the Reformation
- drawn up by the learned and venerable Melancthon, defended by the Elector
- of Saxony, and the other valiant hearts who stood up for their faith, even
- against the front of a powerful and victorious emperor, and imprinted by
- the scarcely less venerable and praiseworthy Aldobrand Oldenbuck, my happy
- progenitor, during the yet more tyrannical attempts of Philip II. to
- suppress at once civil and religious liberty. Yes, sir&mdash;for printing
- this work, that eminent man was expelled from his ungrateful country, and
- driven to establish his household gods even here at Monkbarns, among the
- ruins of papal superstition and domination.&mdash;Look upon his venerable
- effigies, Mr. Lovel, and respect the honourable occupation in which it
- presents him, as labouring personally at the press for the diffusion of
- Christian and political knowledge.&mdash;And see here his favourite motto,
- expressive of his independence and self- reliance, which scorned to owe
- anything to patronage that was not earned by desert&mdash;expressive also
- of that firmness of mind and tenacity of purpose recommended by Horace. He
- was indeed a man who would have stood firm, had his whole printing-house,
- presses, fonts, forms, great and small pica, been shivered to pieces
- around him&mdash;Read, I say, his motto,&mdash;for each printer had his
- motto, or device, when that illustrious art was first practised. My
- ancestor's was expressed, as you see, in the Teutonic phrase, Kunst macht
- Gunst&mdash;that is, skill, or prudence, in availing ourselves of our
- natural talents and advantages, will compel favour and patronage, even
- where it is withheld from prejudice or ignorance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And that," said Lovel, after a moment's thoughtful silence&mdash;"that,
- then, is the meaning of these German words?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Unquestionably. You perceive the appropriate application to a
- consciousness of inward worth, and of eminence in a useful and honourable
- art.&mdash;Each printer in those days, as I have already informed you, had
- his device, his impresa, as I may call it, in the same manner as the
- doughty chivalry of the age, who frequented tilt and tournament. My
- ancestor boasted as much in his, as if he had displayed it over a
- conquered field of battle, though it betokened the diffusion of knowledge,
- not the effusion of blood. And yet there is a family tradition which
- affirms him to have chosen it from a more romantic circumstance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what is that said to have been, my good sir?" inquired his young
- friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, it rather encroaches on my respected predecessor's fame for prudence
- and wisdom&mdash;<i>Sed semel insanivimus omnes</i>&mdash;everybody has
- played the fool in their turn. It is said, my ancestor, during his
- apprenticeship with the descendant of old Faust, whom popular tradition
- hath sent to the devil under the name of Faustus, was attracted by a
- paltry slip of womankind, his master's daughter, called Bertha&mdash;they
- broke rings, or went through some idiotical ceremony, as is usual on such
- idle occasions as the plighting of a true-love troth, and Aldobrand set
- out on his journey through Germany, as became an honest <i>hand-werker;</i>
- for such was the custom of mechanics at that time, to make a tour through
- the empire, and work at their trade for a time in each of the most eminent
- towns, before they finally settled themselves for life. It was a wise
- custom; for, as such travellers were received like brethren in each town
- by those of their own handicraft, they were sure, in every case, to have
- the means either of gaining or communicating knowledge. When my ancestor
- returned to Nuremburg, he is said to have found his old master newly dead,
- and two or three gallant young suitors, some of them half-starved sprigs
- of nobility forsooth, in pursuit of the <i>Yung-fraw</i> Bertha, whose
- father was understood to have bequeathed her a dowry which might weigh
- against sixteen armorial quarters. But Bertha, not a bad sample of
- womankind, had made a vow she would only marry that man who would work her
- father's press. The skill, at that time, was as rare as wonderful; besides
- that the expedient rid her at once of most of her <i>gentle</i> suitors,
- who would have as soon wielded a conjuring wand as a composing stick. Some
- of the more ordinary typographers made the attempt: but none were
- sufficiently possessed of the mystery&mdash;But I tire you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "By no means; pray, proceed, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;I listen with uncommon
- interest."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! it is all folly. However&mdash;Aldobrand arrived in the ordinary
- dress, as we would say, of a journeyman printer&mdash;the same in which he
- had traversed Germany, and conversed with Luther, Melancthon, Erasmus, and
- other learned men, who disdained not his knowledge, and the power he
- possessed of diffusing it, though hid under a garb so homely. But what
- appeared respectable in the eyes of wisdom, religion, learning, and
- philosophy, seemed mean, as might readily be supposed, and disgusting, in
- those of silly and affected womankind, and Bertha refused to acknowledge
- her former lover, in the torn doublet, skin cap, clouted shoes, and
- leathern apron, of a travelling handicraftsman or mechanic. He claimed his
- privilege, however, of being admitted to a trial; and when the rest of the
- suitors had either declined the contest, or made such work as the devil
- could not read if his pardon depended on it, all eyes were bent on the
- stranger. Aldobrand stepped gracefully forward, arranged the types without
- omission of a single letter, hyphen, or comma, imposed them without
- deranging a single space, and pulled off the first proof as clear and free
- from errors, as if it had been a triple revise! All applauded the worthy
- successor of the immortal Faustus&mdash;the blushing maiden acknowledged
- her error in trusting to the eye more than the intellect&mdash;and the
- elected bridegroom thenceforward chose for his impress or device the
- appropriate words, <i>Skill wins favour.</i>'&mdash;But what is the matter
- with you?&mdash;you are in a brown study! Come, I told you this was but
- trumpery conversation for thinking people&mdash;and now I have my hand on
- the Ossianic Controversy."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I beg your pardon," said Lovel; "I am going to appear very silly and
- changeable in your eyes, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;but you seemed to think Sir
- Arthur might in civility expect a call from me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Psha! psha! I can make your apology; and if you must leave us so soon as
- you say, what signifies how you stand in his honours good graces?&mdash;And
- I warn you that the Essay on Castrametation is something prolix, and will
- occupy the time we can spare after dinner, so you may lose the Ossianic
- Controversy if we do not dedicate this morning to it. We will go out to my
- ever-green bower, my sacred holly-tree yonder, and have it <i>fronde super
- viridi.</i>
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Sing heigh-ho! heigh-ho! for the green holly,
- Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
-</pre>
- <p>
- But, egad," continued the old gentleman, "when I look closer at you, I
- begin to think you may be of a different opinion. Amen with all my heart&mdash;I
- quarrel with no man's hobby, if he does not run it a tilt against mine,
- and if he does&mdash;let him beware his eyes. What say you?&mdash;in the
- language of the world and worldlings base, if you can condescend to so
- mean a sphere, shall we stay or go?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "In the language of selfishness, then, which is of course the language of
- the world&mdash;let us go by all means."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Amen, amen, quo' the Earl Marshall," answered Oldbuck, as he exchanged
- his slippers for a pair of stout walking shoes, with <i>cutikins,</i> as
- he called them, of black cloth. He only interrupted the walk by a slight
- deviation to the tomb of John o' the Girnel, remembered as the last
- bailiff of the abbey who had resided at Monkbarns. Beneath an old oak-tree
- upon a hillock, sloping pleasantly to the south, and catching a distant
- view of the sea over two or three rich enclosures, and the Mussel-crag,
- lay a moss-grown stone, and, in memory of the departed worthy, it bore an
- inscription, of which, as Mr. Oldbuck affirmed (though many doubted), the
- defaced characters could be distinctly traced to the following effect:&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Here lyeth John o' ye Girnell;
- Erth has ye nit, and heuen ye kirnell.
- In hys tyme ilk wyfe's hennis clokit,
- Ilka gud mannis herth wi' bairnis was stokit.
- He deled a boll o' bear in firlottis fyve,
- Four for ye halie kirke, and ane for puir mennis wyvis.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "You see how modest the author of this sepulchral commendation was;&mdash;he
- tells us that honest John could make five firlots, or quarters, as you
- would say, out of the boll, instead of four,&mdash;that he gave the fifth
- to the wives of the parish, and accounted for the other four to the abbot
- and CHAPTER&mdash;that in his time the wives' hens always laid eggs&mdash;and
- devil thank them, if they got one-fifth of the abbey rents; and that
- honest men's hearths were never unblest with offspring&mdash;an addition
- to the miracle, which they, as well as I, must have considered as
- perfectly unaccountable. But come on&mdash;leave we Jock o' the Girnel,
- and let us jog on to the yellow sands, where the sea, like a repulsed
- enemy, is now retreating from the ground on which he gave us battle last
- night."
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus saying, he led the way to the sands. Upon the links or downs close to
- them, were seen four or five huts inhabited by fishers, whose boats, drawn
- high upon the beach, lent the odoriferous vapours of pitch melting under a
- burning sun, to contend with those of the offals of fish and other
- nuisances usually collected round Scottish cottages. Undisturbed by these
- complicated steams of abomination, a middle-aged woman, with a face which
- had defied a thousand storms, sat mending a net at the door of one of the
- cottages. A handkerchief close bound about her head, and a coat which had
- formerly been that of a man, gave her a masculine air, which was increased
- by her strength, uncommon stature, and harsh voice. "What are ye for the
- day, your honour?" she said, or rather screamed, to Oldbuck; "caller
- haddocks and whitings&mdash;a bannock-fluke and a cock-padle."
- </p>
- <p>
- "How much for the bannock-fluke and cock-padle?" demanded the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Four white shillings and saxpence," answered the Naiad.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Four devils and six of their imps!" retorted the Antiquary; "do you think
- I am mad, Maggie?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And div ye think," rejoined the virago, setting her arms akimbo, "that my
- man and my sons are to gae to the sea in weather like yestreen and the day&mdash;sic
- a sea as it's yet outby&mdash;and get naething for their fish, and be
- misca'd into the bargain, Monkbarns? It's no fish ye're buying&mdash;it's
- men's lives."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Maggie, I'll bid you fair&mdash;I'll bid you a shilling for the
- fluke and the cock-padle, or sixpence separately&mdash;and if all your
- fish are as well paid, I think your man, as you call him, and your sons,
- will make a good voyage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Deil gin their boat were knockit against the Bell-Rock rather! it wad be
- better, and the bonnier voyage o' the twa. A shilling for thae twa bonnie
- fish! Od, that's ane indeed!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, well, you old beldam, carry your fish up to Monkbarns, and see what
- my sister will give you for them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, Monkbarns, deil a fit&mdash;I'll rather deal wi' yoursell; for
- though you're near enough, yet Miss Grizel has an unco close grip&mdash;I'll
- gie ye them" (in a softened tone) "for three-and-saxpence."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Eighteen-pence, or nothing!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Eighteen-pence!!!" (in a loud tone of astonishment, which declined into a
- sort of rueful whine, when the dealer turned as if to walk away)&mdash;"Yell
- no be for the fish then?"&mdash;(then louder, as she saw him moving off)&mdash;"I'll
- gie ye them&mdash;and&mdash;and&mdash;and a half-a-dozen o' partans to
- make the sauce, for three shillings and a dram."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Half-a-crown then, Maggie, and a dram."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, your honour maun hae't your ain gate, nae doubt; but a dram's
- worth siller now&mdash;the distilleries is no working."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I hope they'll never work again in my time," said Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay&mdash;it's easy for your honour, and the like o' you gentle-folks
- to say sae, that hae stouth and routh, and fire and fending and meat and
- claith, and sit dry and canny by the fireside&mdash;but an ye wanted fire,
- and meat, and dry claes, and were deeing o' cauld, and had a sair heart,
- whilk is warst ava', wi' just tippence in your pouch, wadna ye be glad to
- buy a dram wi't, to be eilding and claes, and a supper and heart's ease
- into the bargain, till the morn's morning?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's even too true an apology, Maggie. Is your goodman off to sea this
- morning, after his exertions last night?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "In troth is he, Monkbarns; he was awa this morning by four o'clock, when
- the sea was working like barm wi' yestreen's wind, and our bit coble
- dancing in't like a cork."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, he's an industrious fellow. Carry the fish up to Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That I will&mdash;or I'll send little Jenny, she'll rin faster; but I'll
- ca' on Miss Grizzy for the dram mysell, and say ye sent me."
- </p>
- <p>
- A nondescript animal, which might have passed for a mermaid, as it was
- paddling in a pool among the rocks, was summoned ashore by the shrill
- screams of its dam; and having been made decent, as her mother called it,
- which was performed by adding a short red cloak to a petticoat, which was
- at first her sole covering, and which reached scantily below her knee, the
- child was dismissed with the fish in a basket, and a request on the part
- of Monkbarns that they might be prepared for dinner. "It would have been
- long," said Oldbuck, with much self-complacency, "ere my womankind could
- have made such a reasonable bargain with that old skin-flint, though they
- sometimes wrangle with her for an hour together under my study window,
- like three sea-gulls screaming and sputtering in a gale of wind. But come,
- wend we on our way to Knockwinnock."
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER TWELFTH.
- </h2>
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- Beggar?&mdash;the only freeman of your commonwealth;
- Free above Scot-free, that observe no laws,
- Obey no governor, use no religion
- But what they draw from their own ancient custom,
- Or constitute themselves, yet they are no rebels.
- Brome.
-</pre>
- <p>
- With our reader's permission, we will outstep the slow, though sturdy pace
- of the Antiquary, whose halts, as he, turned round to his companion at
- every moment to point out something remarkable in the landscape, or to
- enforce some favourite topic more emphatically than the exercise of
- walking permitted, delayed their progress considerably.
- </p>
- <p>
- Notwithstanding the fatigues and dangers of the preceding evening, Miss
- Wardour was able to rise at her usual hour, and to apply herself to her
- usual occupations, after she had first satisfied her anxiety concerning
- her father's state of health. Sir Arthur was no farther indisposed than by
- the effects of great agitation and unusual fatigue, but these were
- sufficient to induce him to keep his bedchamber.
- </p>
- <p>
- To look back on the events of the preceding day, was, to Isabella, a very
- unpleasing retrospect. She owed her life, and that of her father, to the
- very person by whom, of all others, she wished least to be obliged,
- because she could hardly even express common gratitude towards him without
- encouraging hopes which might be injurious to them both. "Why should it be
- my fate to receive such benefits, and conferred at so much personal risk,
- from one whose romantic passion I have so unceasingly laboured to
- discourage? Why should chance have given him this advantage over me? and
- why, oh why, should a half-subdued feeling in my own bosom, in spite of my
- sober reason, almost rejoice that he has attained it?"
- </p>
- <p>
- While Miss Wardour thus taxed herself with wayward caprice, she, beheld
- advancing down the avenue, not her younger and more dreaded preserver, but
- the old beggar who had made such a capital figure in the melodrama of the
- preceding evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- She rang the bell for her maid-servant. "Bring the old man up stairs."
- </p>
- <p>
- The servant returned in a minute or two&mdash;"He will come up at no rate,
- madam;&mdash;he says his clouted shoes never were on a carpet in his life,
- and that, please God, they never shall.&mdash;Must I take him into the
- servants' hall?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No; stay, I want to speak with him&mdash;Where is he?" for she had lost
- sight of him as he approached the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sitting in the sun on the stone-bench in the court, beside the window of
- the flagged parlour."
- </p>
- <p>
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- <p>
- "Bid him stay there&mdash;I'll come down to the parlour, and speak with
- him at the window."
- </p>
- <p>
- She came down accordingly, and found the mendicant half-seated,
- half-reclining, upon the bench beside the window. Edie Ochiltree, old man
- and beggar as he was, had apparently some internal consciousness of the
- favourable, impressions connected with his tall form, commanding features,
- and long white beard and hair. It used to be remarked of him, that he was
- seldom seen but in a posture which showed these personal attributes to
- advantage. At present, as he lay half-reclined, with his wrinkled yet
- ruddy cheek, and keen grey eye turned up towards the sky, his staff and
- bag laid beside him, and a cast of homely wisdom and sarcastic irony in
- the expression of his countenance, while he gazed for a moment around the
- court-yard, and then resumed his former look upward, he might have been
- taken by an artist as the model of an old philosopher of the Cynic school,
- musing upon the frivolity of mortal pursuits, and the precarious tenure of
- human possessions, and looking up to the source from which aught
- permanently good can alone be derived. The young lady, as she presented
- her tall and elegant figure at the open window, but divided from the
- court-yard by a grating, with which, according to the fashion of ancient
- times, the lower windows of the castle were secured, gave an interest of a
- different kind, and might be supposed, by a romantic imagination, an
- imprisoned damsel communicating a tale of her durance to a palmer, in
- order that he might call upon the gallantry of every knight whom he should
- meet in his wanderings, to rescue her from her oppressive thraldom.
- </p>
- <p>
- After Miss Wardour had offered, in the terms she thought would be most
- acceptable, those thanks which the beggar declined as far beyond his
- merit, she began to express herself in a manner which she supposed would
- speak more feelingly to his apprehension. "She did not know," she said,
- "what her father intended particularly to do for their preserver, but
- certainly it would be something that would make him easy for life; if he
- chose to reside at the castle, she would give orders"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man smiled, and shook his head. "I wad be baith a grievance and a
- disgrace to your fine servants, my leddy, and I have never been a disgrace
- to onybody yet, that I ken of."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir Arthur would give strict orders"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye're very kind&mdash;I doubtna, I doubtna; but there are some things a
- master can command, and some he canna&mdash;I daresay he wad gar them keep
- hands aff me&mdash;(and troth, I think they wad hardly venture on that ony
- gate)&mdash;and he wad gar them gie me my soup parritch and bit meat. But
- trow ye that Sir Arthur's command could forbid the gibe o' the tongue or
- the blink o' the ee, or gar them gie me my food wi' the look o' kindness
- that gars it digest sae weel, or that he could make them forbear a' the
- slights and taunts that hurt ane's spirit mair nor downright misca'ing?&mdash;Besides,
- I am the idlest auld carle that ever lived; I downa be bound down to hours
- o' eating and sleeping; and, to speak the honest truth, I wad be a very
- bad example in ony weel regulated family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, then, Edie, what do you think of a neat cottage and a garden, and a
- daily dole, and nothing to do but to dig a little in your garden when you
- pleased yourself?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And how often wad that be, trow ye, my leddy? maybe no ance atween
- Candlemas and Yule and if a' thing were done to my hand, as if I was Sir
- Arthur himsell, I could never bide the staying still in ae place, and just
- seeing the same joists and couples aboon my head night after night.--And
- then I have a queer humour o' my ain, that sets a strolling beggar weel
- eneugh, whase word naebody minds&mdash;but ye ken Sir Arthur has odd sort
- o' ways&mdash;and I wad be jesting or scorning at them&mdash;and ye wad be
- angry, and then I wad be just fit to hang mysell."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, you are a licensed man," said Isabella; "we shall give you all
- reasonable scope: So you had better be ruled, and remember your age."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I am no that sair failed yet," replied the mendicant. "Od, ance I gat
- a wee soupled yestreen, I was as yauld as an eel. And then what wad a' the
- country about do for want o' auld Edie Ochiltree, that brings news and
- country cracks frae ae farm-steading to anither, and gingerbread to the
- lasses, and helps the lads to mend their fiddles, and the gudewives to
- clout their pans, and plaits rush-swords and grenadier caps for the weans,
- and busks the laird's flees, and has skill o' cow-ills and horse-ills, and
- kens mair auld sangs and tales than a' the barony besides, and gars ilka
- body laugh wherever he comes? Troth, my leddy, I canna lay down my
- vocation; it would be a public loss."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Edie, if your idea of your importance is so strong as not to be
- shaken by the prospect of independence"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, Miss&mdash;it's because I am mair independent as I am," answered
- the old man; "I beg nae mair at ony single house than a meal o' meat, or
- maybe but a mouthfou o't&mdash;if it's refused at ae place, I get it at
- anither&mdash;sae I canna be said to depend on onybody in particular, but
- just on the country at large."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, then, only promise me that you will let me know should you ever
- wish to settle as you turn old, and more incapable of making your usual
- rounds; and, in the meantime, take this."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, my leddy: I downa take muckle siller at ance&mdash;it's against
- our rule; and&mdash;though it's maybe no civil to be repeating the like o'
- that&mdash;they say that siller's like to be scarce wi' Sir Arthur
- himsell, and that he's run himsell out o' thought wi' his honkings and
- minings for lead and copper yonder."
- </p>
- <p>
- Isabella had some anxious anticipations to the same effect, but was
- shocked to hear that her father's embarrassments were such public talk; as
- if scandal ever failed to stoop upon so acceptable a quarry as the
- failings of the good man, the decline of the powerful, or the decay of the
- prosperous.&mdash;Miss Wardour sighed deeply&mdash;"Well, Edie, we have
- enough to pay our debts, let folks say what they will, and requiting you
- is one of the foremost&mdash;let me press this sum upon you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That I might be robbed and murdered some night between town and town? or,
- what's as bad, that I might live in constant apprehension o't?&mdash;I am
- no"&mdash;(lowering his voice to a whisper, and looking keenly around him)&mdash;"I
- am no that clean unprovided for neither; and though I should die at the
- back of a dyke, they'll find as muckle quilted in this auld blue gown as
- will bury me like a Christian, and gie the lads and lasses a blythe
- lykewake too; sae there's the gaberlunzie's burial provided for, and I
- need nae mair. Were the like o' me ever to change a note, wha the deil
- d'ye think wad be sic fules as to gie me charity after that?&mdash;it wad
- flee through the country like wildfire, that auld Edie suld hae done
- siccan a like thing, and then, I'se warrant, I might grane my heart out or
- onybody wad gie me either a bane or a bodle."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Is there nothing, then, that I can do for you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou ay&mdash;I'll aye come for my awmous as usual,&mdash;and whiles I wad
- be fain o' a pickle sneeshin, and ye maun speak to the constable and
- ground-officer just to owerlook me; and maybe ye'll gie a gude word for me
- to Sandie Netherstanes, the miller, that he may chain up his muckle dog&mdash;I
- wadna hae him to hurt the puir beast, for it just does its office in
- barking at a gaberlunzie like me. And there's ae thing maybe mair,&mdash;but
- ye'll think it's very bald o' the like o' me to speak o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is it, Edie?&mdash;if it respects you it shall be done if it is in
- my power."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It respects yoursell, and it is in your power, and I maun come out wi't.
- Ye are a bonny young leddy, and a gude ane, and maybe a weel-tochered ane&mdash;but
- dinna ye sneer awa the lad Lovel, as ye did a while sinsyne on the walk
- beneath the Briery-bank, when I saw ye baith, and heard ye too, though ye
- saw nae me. Be canny wi' the lad, for he loes ye weel, and it's to him,
- and no to anything I could have done for you, that Sir Arthur and you wan
- ower yestreen."
- </p>
- <p>
- He uttered these words in a low but distinct tone of voice; and without
- waiting for an answer, walked towards a low door which led to the
- apartments of the servants, and so entered the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour remained for a moment or two in the situation in which she
- had heard the old man's last extraordinary speech, leaning, namely,
- against the bars of the window; nor could she determine upon saying even a
- single word, relative to a subject so delicate, until the beggar was out
- of sight. It was, indeed, difficult to determine what to do. That her
- having had an interview and private conversation with this young and
- unknown stranger, should be a secret possessed by a person of the last
- class in which a young lady would seek a confidant, and at the mercy of
- one who was by profession gossip-general to the whole neighbourhood, gave
- her acute agony. She had no reason, indeed, to suppose that the old man
- would wilfully do anything to hurt her feelings, much less to injure her;
- but the mere freedom of speaking to her upon such a subject, showed, as
- might have been expected, a total absence of delicacy; and what he might
- take it into his head to do or say next, that she was pretty sure so
- professed an admirer of liberty would not hesitate to do or say without
- scruple. This idea so much hurt and vexed her, that she half-wished the
- officious assistance of Lovel and Ochiltree had been absent upon the
- preceding evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- While she was in this agitation of spirits, she suddenly observed Oldbuck
- and Lovel entering the court. She drew instantly so far back from the
- window, that she could without being seen, observe how the Antiquary
- paused in front of the building, and pointing to the various scutcheons of
- its former owners, seemed in the act of bestowing upon Lovel much curious
- and erudite information, which, from the absent look of his auditor,
- Isabella might shrewdly guess was entirely thrown away. The necessity that
- she should take some resolution became instant and pressing;&mdash;she
- rang, therefore, for a servant, and ordered him to show the visitors to
- the drawing-room, while she, by another staircase, gained her own
- apartment, to consider, ere she made her appearance, what line of conduct
- were fittest for her to pursue. The guests, agreeably to her instructions,
- were introduced into the room where company was usually received.
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;The time was that I hated thee,
- And yet it is not that I bear thee love.
- Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
- I will endure&mdash;
- But do not look for further recompense.
- As You Like It.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Miss Isabella Wardour's complexion was considerably heightened, when,
- after the delay necessary to arrange her ideas, she presented herself in
- the drawing-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am glad you are come, my fair foe," said the Antiquary greeting her
- with much kindness, "for I have had a most refractory, or at least
- negligent auditor, in my young friend here, while I endeavoured to make
- him acquainted with the history of Knockwinnock Castle. I think the danger
- of last night has mazed the poor lad. But you, Miss Isabel,&mdash;why, you
- look as if flying through the night air had been your natural and most
- congenial occupation; your colour is even better than when you honoured my
- <i>hospitium</i> yesterday. And Sir Arthur&mdash;how fares my good old
- friend?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indifferently well, Mr. Oldbuck; but I am afraid, not quite able to
- receive your congratulations, or to pay&mdash;to pay&mdash;Mr. Lovel his
- thanks for his unparalleled exertions."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I dare say not&mdash;A good down pillow for his good white head were more
- meet than a couch so churlish as Bessy's-apron, plague on her!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I had no thought of intruding," said Lovel, looking upon the ground, and
- speaking with hesitation and suppressed emotion; "I did not&mdash;did not
- mean to intrude upon Sir Arthur or Miss Wardour the presence of one who&mdash;who
- must necessarily be unwelcome&mdash;as associated, I mean, with painful
- reflections."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do not think my father so unjust and ungrateful," said Miss Wardour. "I
- dare say," she continued, participating in Lovel's embarrassment&mdash;"I
- dare say&mdash;I am certain&mdash;that my father would be happy to show
- his gratitude&mdash;in any way&mdash;that is, which Mr. Lovel could
- consider it as proper to point out."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why the deuce," interrupted Oldbuck, "what sort of a qualification is
- that?&mdash;On my word, it reminds me of our minister, who, choosing, like
- a formal old fop as he is, to drink to my sister's inclinations, thought
- it necessary to add the saving clause, Provided, madam, they be virtuous.
- Come, let us have no more of this nonsense&mdash;I dare say Sir Arthur
- will bid us welcome on some future day. And what news from the kingdom of
- subterranean darkness and airy hope?&mdash;What says the swart spirit of
- the mine? Has Sir Arthur had any good intelligence of his adventure lately
- in Glen-Withershins?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour shook her head&mdash;"But indifferent, I fear, Mr. Oldbuck;
- but there lie some specimens which have lately been sent down."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! my poor dear hundred pounds, which Sir Arthur persuaded me to give
- for a share in that hopeful scheme, would have bought a porter's load of
- mineralogy&mdash;But let me see them."
- </p>
- <p>
- And so saying, he sat down at the table in the recess, on which the
- mineral productions were lying, and proceeded to examine them, grumbling
- and pshawing at each which he took up and laid aside.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the meantime, Lovel, forced as it were by this secession of Oldbuck,
- into a sort of tete-a'-tete with Miss Wardour, took an opportunity of
- addressing her in a low and interrupted tone of voice. "I trust Miss
- Wardour will impute, to circumstances almost irresistible, this intrusion
- of a person who has reason to think himself&mdash;so unacceptable a
- visitor."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Lovel," answered Miss Wardour, observing the same tone of caution, "I
- trust you will not&mdash;I am sure you are incapable of abusing the
- advantages given to you by the services you have rendered us, which, as
- they affect my father, can never be sufficiently acknowledged or repaid.
- Could Mr. Lovel see me without his own peace being affected&mdash;could he
- see me as a friend&mdash;as a sister&mdash;no man will be&mdash;and, from
- all I have ever heard of Mr. Lovel, ought to be, more welcome but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck's anathema against the preposition <i>but</i> was internally
- echoed by Lovel. "Forgive me if I interrupt you, Miss Wardour; you need
- not fear my intruding upon a subject where I have been already severely
- repressed;&mdash;but do not add to the severity of repelling my sentiments
- the rigour of obliging me to disavow them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am much embarrassed, Mr. Lovel," replied the young lady, "by your&mdash;I
- would not willingly use a strong word&mdash;your romantic and hopeless
- pertinacity. It is for yourself I plead, that you would consider the calls
- which your country has upon your talents&mdash;that you will not waste, in
- an idle and fanciful indulgence of an ill-placed predilection, time,
- which, well redeemed by active exertion, should lay the foundation of
- future distinction. Let me entreat that you would form a manly resolution"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is enough, Miss Wardour;&mdash;I see plainly that"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Lovel, you are hurt&mdash;and, believe me, I sympathize in the pain
- which I inflict; but can I, in justice to myself, in fairness to you, do
- otherwise? Without my father's consent, I never will entertain the
- addresses of any one, and how totally impossible it is that he should
- countenance the partiality with which you honour me, you are yourself
- fully aware; and, indeed"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, Miss Wardour," answered Lovel, in a tone of passionate entreaty; "do
- not go farther&mdash;is it not enough to crush every hope in our present
- relative situation?&mdash;do not carry your resolutions farther&mdash;why
- urge what would be your conduct if Sir Arthur's objections could be
- removed?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is indeed vain, Mr. Lovel," said Miss Wardour, "because their removal
- is impossible; and I only wish, as your friend, and as one who is obliged
- to you for her own and her father's life, to entreat you to suppress this
- unfortunate attachment&mdash;to leave a country which affords no scope for
- your talents, and to resume the honourable line of the profession which
- you seem to have abandoned."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Miss Wardour, your wishes shall be obeyed;&mdash;have patience with
- me one little month, and if, in the course of that space, I cannot show
- you such reasons for continuing my residence at Fairport, as even you
- shall approve of, I will bid adieu to its vicinity, and, with the same
- breath, to all my hopes of happiness."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not so, Mr. Lovel; many years of deserved happiness, founded on a more
- rational basis than your present wishes, are, I trust, before, you. But it
- is full time, to finish this conversation. I cannot force you to adopt my
- advice&mdash;I cannot shut the door of my father's house against the
- preserver of his life and mine; but the sooner Mr. Lovel can teach his
- mind to submit to the inevitable disappointment of wishes which have been
- so rashly formed, the more highly he will rise in my esteem&mdash;and, in
- the meanwhile, for his sake as well as mine, he must excuse my putting an
- interdict upon conversation on a subject so painful."
- </p>
- <p>
- A servant at this moment announced that Sir Arthur desired to speak to Mr.
- Oldbuck in his dressing-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let me show you the way," said Miss Wardour, who apparently dreaded a
- continuation of her tete-a-tete with Lovel, and she conducted the
- Antiquary accordingly to her father's apartment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur, his legs swathed in flannel, was stretched on the couch.
- "Welcome, Mr. Oldbuck," he said; "I trust you have come better off than I
- have done from the inclemency of yesterday evening?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Truly, Sir Arthur, I was not so much exposed to it&mdash;I kept <i>terra
- firma</i>&mdash;you fairly committed yourself to the cold night-air in the
- most literal of all senses. But such adventures become a gallant knight
- better than a humble esquire,&mdash;to rise on the wings of the night-wind&mdash;to
- dive into the bowels of the earth. What news from our subterranean Good
- Hope!&mdash;the <i>terra incognita</i> of Glen-Withershins?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nothing good as yet," said the Baronet, turning himself hastily, as if
- stung by a pang of the gout; "but Dousterswivel does not despair."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Does he not?" quoth Oldbuck; "I do though, under his favour. Why, old Dr.
- H&mdash;n* told me, when I was in Edinburgh, that we should never find
- copper enough, judging from the specimens I showed him, to make a pair of
- sixpenny knee-buckles&mdash;and I cannot see that those samples on the
- table below differ much in quality."
- </p>
- <p>
- * Probably Dr. Hutton, the celebrated geologist.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The learned doctor is not infallible, I presume?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No; but he is one of our first chemists; and this tramping philosopher of
- yours&mdash;this Dousterswivel&mdash;is, I have a notion, one, of those
- learned adventurers described by Kirchner, <i>Artem habent sine arte,
- partem sine parte, quorum medium est mentiri, vita eorum mendicatum ire;</i>
- that is to say, Miss Wardour"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is unnecessary to translate," said Miss Wardour&mdash;"I comprehend
- your general meaning; but I hope Mr. Dousterswivel will turn out a more
- trustworthy character."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I doubt it not a little," said the Antiquary,&mdash;"and we are a foul
- way out if we cannot discover this infernal vein that he has prophesied
- about these two years."
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>You</i> have no great interest in the matter, Mr. Oldbuck," said the
- Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Too much, too much, Sir Arthur; and yet, for the sake of my fair foe
- here, I would consent to lose it all so you had no more on the venture."
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a painful silence of a few moments, for Sir Arthur was too proud
- to acknowledge the downfall of his golden dreams, though he could no
- longer disguise to himself that such was likely to be the termination of
- the adventure. "I understand," he at length said, "that the young
- gentleman, to whose gallantry and presence of mind we were so much
- indebted last night, has favoured me with a visit&mdash;I am distressed
- that I am unable to see him, or indeed any one, but an old friend like
- you, Mr. Oldbuck."
- </p>
- <p>
- A declination of the Antiquary's stiff backbone acknowledged the
- preference.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You made acquaintance with this young gentleman in Edinburgh, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck told the circumstances of their becoming known to each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, then, my daughter is an older acquaintance, of Mr. Lovel than you
- are," said the Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed! I was not aware of that," answered Oldbuck somewhat surprised.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I met Mr. Lovel," said Isabella, slightly colouring, "when I resided this
- last spring with my aunt, Mrs. Wilmot."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In Yorkshire?&mdash;and what character did he bear then, or how was he
- engaged?" said Oldbuck,&mdash;"and why did not you recognise him when I
- introduced you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Isabella answered the least difficult question, and passed over the other&mdash;"He
- had a commission in the army, and had, I believe, served with reputation;
- he was much respected, as an amiable and promising young man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And pray, such being the case," replied the Antiquary, not disposed to
- take one reply in answer to two distinct questions, "why did you not speak
- to the lad at once when you met him at my house? I thought you had less of
- the paltry pride of womankind about you, Miss Wardour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There was a reason for it," said Sir Arthur with dignity; "you know the
- opinions&mdash;prejudices, perhaps you will call them&mdash;of our house
- concerning purity of birth. This young gentleman is, it seems, the
- illegitimate son of a man of fortune; my daughter did not choose to renew
- their acquaintance till she should know whether I approved of her holding
- any intercourse with him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If it had been with his mother instead of himself," answered Oldbuck,
- with his usual dry causticity of humour, "I could see an excellent reason
- for it. Ah, poor lad! that was the cause, then, that he seemed so absent
- and confused while I explained to him the reason of the bend of bastardy
- upon the shield yonder under the corner turret!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "True," said the Baronet, with complacency&mdash;"it is the shield of
- Malcolm the Usurper, as he is called. The tower which he built is termed,
- after him, Malcolm's Tower, but more frequently Misticot's Tower, which I
- conceive to be a corruption for <i>Misbegot.</i> He is denominated, in the
- Latin pedigree of our family, <i>Milcolumbus Nothus;</i> and his temporary
- seizure of our property, and most unjust attempt to establish his own
- illegitimate line in the estate of Knockwinnock, gave rise to such family
- feuds and misfortunes, as strongly to found us in that horror and
- antipathy to defiled blood and illegitimacy which has been handed down to
- me from my respected ancestry."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I know the story," said Oldbuck, "and I was telling it to Lovel this
- moment, with some of the wise maxims and consequences which it has
- engrafted on your family politics. Poor fellow! he must have been much
- hurt: I took the wavering of his attention for negligence, and was
- something piqued at it, and it proves to be only an excess of feeling. I
- hope, Sir Arthur, you will not think the less of your life because it has
- been preserved by such assistance?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor the less of my assistant either," said the Baronet; "my doors and
- table shall be equally open to him as if he had descended of the most
- unblemished lineage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Come, I am glad of that&mdash;he'll know where he can get a dinner, then,
- if he wants one. But what views can he have in this neighbourhood? I must
- catechise him; and if I find he wants it&mdash;or, indeed, whether he does
- or not&mdash;he shall have my best advice." As the Antiquary made this
- liberal promise, he took his leave of Miss Wardour and her father, eager
- to commence operations upon Mr. Lovel. He informed him abruptly that Miss
- Wardour sent her compliments, and remained in attendance on her father,
- and then, taking him by the arm, he led him out of the castle.
- </p>
- <p>
- Knockwinnock still preserved much of the external attributes of a baronial
- castle. It had its drawbridge, though now never drawn up, and its dry
- moat, the sides of which had been planted with shrubs, chiefly of the
- evergreen tribes. Above these rose the old building, partly from a
- foundation of red rock scarped down to the sea-beach, and partly from the
- steep green verge of the moat. The trees of the avenue have been already
- mentioned, and many others rose around of large size,&mdash;as if to
- confute the prejudice that timber cannot be raised near to the ocean. Our
- walkers paused, and looked back upon the castle, as they attained the
- height of a small knoll, over which lay their homeward road; for it is to
- be supposed they did not tempt the risk of the tide by returning along the
- sands. The building flung its broad shadow upon the tufted foliage of the
- shrubs beneath it, while the front windows sparkled in the sun. They were
- viewed by the gazers with very different feelings. Lovel, with the fond
- eagerness of that passion which derives its food and nourishment from
- trifles, as the chameleon is said to live on the air, or upon the
- invisible insects which it contains, endeavoured to conjecture which of
- the numerous windows belonged to the apartment now graced by Miss
- Wardour's presence. The speculations of the Antiquary were of a more
- melancholy cast, and were partly indicated by the ejaculation of <i>cito
- peritura!</i> as he turned away from the prospect. Lovel, roused from his
- reverie, looked at him as if to inquire the meaning of an exclamation so
- ominous. The old man shook his head. "Yes, my young friend," said he, "I
- doubt greatly&mdash;and it wrings my heart to say it&mdash;this ancient
- family is going fast to the ground!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed!" answered Lovel&mdash;"you surprise me greatly."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We harden ourselves in vain," continued the Antiquary, pursuing his own
- train of thought and feeling&mdash;"we harden ourselves in vain to treat
- with the indifference they deserve, the changes of this trumpery whirligig
- world. We strive ineffectually to be the self-sufficing invulnerable
- being, the <i>teres atque rotundus</i> of the poet;&mdash;the stoical
- exemption which philosophy affects to give us over the pains and vexations
- of human life, is as imaginary as the state of mystical quietism and
- perfection aimed at by some crazy enthusiasts."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And Heaven forbid that it should be otherwise!" said Lovel, warmly&mdash;"Heaven
- forbid that any process of philosophy were capable so to sear and indurate
- our feelings, that nothing should agitate them but what arose instantly
- and immediately out of our own selfish interests! I would as soon wish my
- hand to be as callous as horn, that it might escape an occasional cut or
- scratch, as I would be ambitious of the stoicism which should render my
- heart like a piece of the nether millstone."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary regarded his youthful companion with a look half of pity,
- half of sympathy, and shrugged up his shoulders as he replied&mdash;"Wait,
- young man&mdash;wait till your bark has been battered by the storm of
- sixty years of mortal vicissitude: you will learn by that time, to reef
- your sails, that she may obey the helm;&mdash;or, in the language of this
- world, you will find distresses enough, endured and to endure, to keep
- your feelings and sympathies in full exercise, without concerning yourself
- more in the fate of others than you cannot possibly avoid."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldbuck, it may be so;&mdash;but as yet I resemble you more in
- your practice than in your theory, for I cannot help being deeply
- interested in the fate of the family we have just left."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And well you may," replied Oldbuck. "Sir Arthur's embarrassments have of
- late become so many and so pressing, that I am surprised you have not
- heard of them. And then his absurd and expensive operations carried on by
- this High-German landlouper, Dousterswivel"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think I have seen that person, when, by some rare chance, I happened to
- be in the coffee-room at Fairport;&mdash;a tall, beetle-browed,
- awkward-built man, who entered upon scientific subjects, as it appeared to
- my ignorance at least, with more assurance than knowledge&mdash;was very
- arbitrary in laying down and asserting his opinions, and mixed the terms
- of science with a strange jargon of mysticism. A simple youth whispered me
- that he was an <i>Illumine',</i> and carried on an intercourse with the
- invisible world."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, the same&mdash;the same. He has enough of practical knowledge to speak
- scholarly and wisely to those of whose intelligence he stands in awe; and,
- to say the truth, this faculty, joined to his matchless impudence, imposed
- upon me for some time when I first knew him. But I have since understood,
- that when he is among fools and womankind, he exhibits himself as a
- perfect charlatan&mdash;talks of the <i>magisterium</i>&mdash;of
- sympathies and antipathies&mdash;of the cabala&mdash;of the divining-rod&mdash;and
- all the trumpery with which the Rosicrucians cheated a darker age, and
- which, to our eternal disgrace, has in some degree revived in our own. My
- friend Heavysterne knew this fellow abroad, and unintentionally (for he,
- you must know, is, God bless the mark! a sort of believer) let me into a
- good deal of his real character. Ah! were I caliph for a day, as Honest
- Abon Hassan wished to be, I would scourge me these jugglers out of the
- commonwealth with rods of scorpions. They debauch the spirit of the
- ignorant and credulous with mystical trash, as effectually as if they had
- besotted their brains with gin, and then pick their pockets with the same
- facility. And now has this strolling blackguard and mountebank put the
- finishing blow to the ruin of an ancient and honourable family!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But how could he impose upon Sir Arthur to any ruinous extent?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, I don't know. Sir Arthur is a good honourable gentleman; but, as you
- may see from his loose ideas concerning the Pikish language, he is by no
- means very strong in the understanding. His estate is strictly entailed,
- and he has been always an embarrassed man. This rapparee promised him
- mountains of wealth, and an English company was found to advance large
- sums of money&mdash;I fear on Sir Arthur's guarantee. Some gentlemen&mdash;I
- was ass enough to be one&mdash;took small shares in the concern, and Sir
- Arthur himself made great outlay; we were trained on by specious
- appearances and more specious lies; and now, like John Bunyan, we awake,
- and behold it is a dream!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am surprised that you, Mr. Oldbuck, should have encouraged Sir Arthur
- by your example."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why," said Oldbuck, dropping his large grizzled eyebrow, "I am something
- surprised and ashamed at it myself; it was not the lucre of gain&mdash;nobody
- cares less for money (to be a prudent man) than I do&mdash;but I thought I
- might risk this small sum. It will be expected (though I am sure I cannot
- see why) that I should give something to any one who will be kind enough
- to rid me of that slip of womankind, my niece, Mary M'Intyre; and perhaps
- it may be thought I should do something to get that jackanapes, her
- brother, on in the army. In either case, to treble my venture, would have
- helped me out. And besides, I had some idea that the Phoenicians had in
- former times wrought copper in that very spot. That cunning scoundrel,
- Dousterswivel, found out my blunt side, and brought strange tales (d&mdash;n
- him) of appearances of old shafts, and vestiges of mining operations,
- conducted in a manner quite different from those of modern times; and I&mdash;in
- short, I was a fool, and there is an end. My loss is not much worth
- speaking about; but Sir Arthur's engagements are, I understand, very deep,
- and my heart aches for him and the poor young lady who must share his
- distress."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here the conversation paused, until renewed in the next CHAPTER.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER FOURTEENTH.
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- If I may trust the flattering eye of sleep,
- My dreams presage some joyful news at hand:
- My bosom's lord sits lightly on his throne,
- And all this day, an unaccustomed spirit
- Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
- Romeo and Juliet.
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- <p>
- The account of Sir Arthur's unhappy adventure had led Oldbuck somewhat
- aside from his purpose of catechising Lovel concerning the cause of his
- residence at Fairport. He was now, however, resolved to open the subject.
- "Miss Wardour was formerly known to you, she tells me, Mr. Lovel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He had had the pleasure," Lovel answered, "to see her at Mrs. Wilmot's,
- in Yorkshire."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed! you never mentioned that to me before, and you did not accost her
- as an old acquaintance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I&mdash;I did not know," said Lovel, a good deal embarrassed, "it was the
- same lady, till we met; and then it was my duty to wait till she should
- recognise me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am aware of your delicacy: the knight's a punctilious old fool, but I
- promise you his daughter is above all nonsensical ceremony and prejudice.
- And now, since you have, found a new set of friends here, may I ask if you
- intend to leave Fairport as soon as you proposed?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "What if I should answer your question by another," replied Lovel, "and
- ask you what is your opinion of dreams?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Of dreams, you foolish lad!&mdash;why, what should I think of them but as
- the deceptions of imagination when reason drops the reins? I know no
- difference betwixt them and the hallucinations of madness&mdash;the
- unguided horses run away with the carriage in both cases, only in the one
- the coachman is drunk, and in the other he slumbers. What says our Marcus
- Tullius&mdash;<i>Si insanorum visis fides non est habenda, cur credatur
- somnientium visis, quae multo etiam perturbatiora sunt, non intelligo.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, sir; but Cicero also tells us, that as he who passes the whole day
- in darting the javelin must sometimes hit the mark, so, amid the cloud of
- nightly dreams, some may occur consonant to future events."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay&mdash;that is to say, <i>you</i> have hit the mark in your own sage
- opinion? Lord! Lord! how this world is given to folly! Well, I will allow
- for once the Oneirocritical science&mdash;I will give faith to the
- exposition of dreams, and say a Daniel hath arisen to interpret them, if
- you can prove to me that that dream of yours has pointed to a prudent line
- of conduct."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Tell me, then," answered Lovel, "why when I was hesitating whether to
- abandon an enterprise, which I have perhaps rashly undertaken, I should
- last night dream I saw your ancestor pointing to a motto which encouraged
- me to perseverance?&mdash;why should I have thought of those words which I
- cannot remember to have heard before, which are in a language unknown to
- me, and which yet conveyed, when translated, a lesson which I could so
- plainly apply to my own circumstances?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary burst into a fit of laughing. "Excuse me, my young friend&mdash;but
- it is thus we silly mortals deceive ourselves, and look out of doors for
- motives which originate in our own wilful will. I think I can help out the
- cause of your vision. You were so abstracted in your contemplations
- yesterday after dinner, as to pay little attention to the discourse
- between Sir Arthur and me, until we fell upon the controversy concerning
- the Piks, which terminated so abruptly;&mdash;but I remember producing to
- Sir Arthur a book printed by my ancestor, and making him observe the
- motto; your mind was bent elsewhere, but your ear had mechanically
- received and retained the sounds, and your busy fancy, stirred by Grizel's
- legend I presume, had introduced this scrap of German into your dream. As
- for the waking wisdom which seized on so frivolous a circumstance as an
- apology for persevering in some course which it could find no better
- reason to justify, it is exactly one of those juggling tricks which the
- sagest of us play off now and then, to gratify our inclination at the
- expense of our understanding."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I own it," said Lovel, blushing deeply;&mdash;"I believe you are right,
- Mr. Oldbuck, and I ought to sink in your esteem for attaching a moment's
- consequence to such a frivolity;&mdash;but I was tossed by contradictory
- wishes and resolutions, and you know how slight a line will tow a boat
- when afloat on the billows, though a cable would hardly move her when
- pulled up on the beach."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Right, right," exclaimed the Antiquary. "Fall in my opinion!&mdash;not a
- whit&mdash;I love thee the better, man;&mdash;why, we have story for story
- against each other, and I can think with less shame on having exposed
- myself about that cursed Praetorium&mdash;though I am still convinced
- Agricola's camp must have been somewhere in this neighbourhood. And now,
- Lovel, my good lad, be sincere with me&mdash;What make you from
- Wittenberg?&mdash;why have you left your own country and professional
- pursuits, for an idle residence in such a place as Fairport? A truant
- disposition, I fear."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Even so," replied Lovel, patiently submitting to an interrogatory which
- he could not well evade. "Yet I am so detached from all the world, have so
- few in whom I am interested, or who are interested in me, that my very
- state of destitution gives me independence. He whose good or evil fortune
- affects himself alone, has the best right to pursue it according to his
- own fancy."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pardon me, young man," said Oldbuck, laying his hand kindly on his
- shoulder, and making a full halt&mdash;"<i>sufflamina</i>&mdash;a little
- patience, if you please. I will suppose that you have no friends to share
- or rejoice in your success in life&mdash;that you cannot look back to
- those to whom you owe gratitude, or forward to those to whom you ought to
- afford protection; but it is no less incumbent on you to move steadily in
- the path of duty&mdash;for your active exertions are due not only to
- society, but in humble gratitude to the Being who made you a member of it,
- with powers to serve yourself and others."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I am unconscious of possessing such powers," said Lovel, somewhat
- impatiently. "I ask nothing of society but the permission of walking
- innoxiously through the path of life, without jostling others, or
- permitting myself to be jostled. I owe no man anything&mdash;I have the
- means of maintaining, myself with complete independence; and so moderate
- are my wishes in this respect, that even these means, however limited,
- rather exceed than fall short of them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay, then," said Oldbuck, removing his hand, and turning again to the
- road, "if you are so true a philosopher as to think you have money enough,
- there's no more to be said&mdash;I cannot pretend to be entitled to advise
- you;&mdash;you have attained the <i>acme'</i>&mdash;the summit of
- perfection. And how came Fairport to be the selected abode of so much
- self-denying philosophy? It is as if a worshipper of the true religion had
- set up his staff by choice among the multifarious idolaters of the land of
- Egypt. There is not a man in Fairport who is not a devoted worshipper of
- the Golden Calf&mdash;the mammon of unrighteousness. Why, even I, man, am
- so infected by the bad neighbourhood, that I feel inclined occasionally to
- become an idolater myself."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My principal amusements being literary," answered Lovel, "and
- circumstances which I cannot mention having induced me, for a time at
- least, to relinquish the military service, I have pitched on Fairport as a
- place where I might follow my pursuits without any of those temptations to
- society which a more elegant circle might have presented to me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha!" replied Oldbuck, knowingly,&mdash;"I begin to understand your
- application of my ancestor's motto. You are a candidate for public favour,
- though not in the way I first suspected,&mdash;you are ambitious to shine
- as a literary character, and you hope to merit favour by labour and
- perseverance?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel, who was rather closely pressed by the inquisitiveness of the old
- gentleman, concluded it would be best to let him remain in the error which
- he had gratuitously adopted.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have been at times foolish enough," he replied, "to nourish some
- thoughts of the kind."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah, poor fellow! nothing can be more melancholy; unless, as young men
- sometimes do, you had fancied yourself in love with some trumpery specimen
- of womankind, which is indeed, as Shakspeare truly says, pressing to
- death, whipping, and hanging all at once."
- </p>
- <p>
- He then proceeded with inquiries, which he was sometimes kind enough to
- answer himself. For this good old gentleman had, from his antiquarian
- researches, acquired a delight in building theories out of premises which
- were often far from affording sufficient ground for them; and being, as
- the reader must have remarked, sufficiently opinionative, he did not
- readily brook being corrected, either in matter of fact or judgment, even
- by those who were principally interested in the subjects on which he
- speculated. He went on, therefore, chalking out Lovel's literary career
- for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And with what do you propose to commence your debut as a man of letters?&mdash;But
- I guess&mdash;poetry&mdash;poetry&mdash;the soft seducer of youth. Yes!
- there is an acknowledging modesty of confusion in your eye and manner. And
- where lies your vein?&mdash;are you inclined to soar to the higher regions
- of Parnassus, or to flutter around the base of the hill?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have hitherto attempted only a few lyrical pieces," said Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Just as I supposed&mdash;pruning your wing, and hopping from spray to
- spray. But I trust you intend a bolder flight. Observe, I would by no
- means recommend your persevering in this unprofitable pursuit&mdash;but
- you say you are quite independent of the public caprice?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Entirely so," replied Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And that you are determined not to adopt a more active course of life?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "For the present, such is my resolution," replied the young man.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, then, it only remains for me to give you my best advice and
- assistance in the object of your pursuit. I have myself published two
- essays in the Antiquarian Repository,&mdash;and therefore am an author of
- experience, There was my Remarks on Hearne's edition of Robert of
- Gloucester, signed <i>Scrutator;</i> and the other signed <i>Indagator,</i>
- upon a passage in Tacitus. I might add, what attracted considerable notice
- at the time, and that is my paper in the Gentleman's Magazine, upon the
- inscription of OElia Lelia, which I subscribed <i>OEdipus.</i> So you see
- I am not an apprentice in the mysteries of author-craft, and must
- necessarily understand the taste and temper of the times. And now, once
- more, what do you intend to commence with?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have no instant thoughts of publishing."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! that will never do; you must have the fear of the public before your
- eyes in all your undertakings. Let us see now: A collection of fugitive
- pieces; but no&mdash;your fugitive poetry is apt to become stationary with
- the bookseller. It should be something at once solid and attractive&mdash;none
- of your romances or anomalous novelties&mdash;I would have you take high
- ground at once. Let me see: What think you of a real epic?&mdash;the grand
- old-fashioned historical poem which moved through twelve or twenty-four
- books. We'll have it so&mdash;I'll supply you with a subject&mdash;The
- battle between the Caledonians and Romans&mdash;The Caledoniad; or,
- Invasion Repelled;&mdash;let that be the title&mdash;it will suit the
- present taste, and you may throw in a touch of the times."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But the invasion of Agricola was <i>not</i> repelled."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No; but you are a poet&mdash;free of the corporation, and as little bound
- down to truth or probability as Virgil himself&mdash;You may defeat the
- Romans in spite of Tacitus."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And pitch Agricola's camp at the Kaim of&mdash;what do you call it,"
- answered Lovel, "in defiance of Edie Ochiltree?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No more of that, an thou lovest me&mdash;And yet, I dare say, ye may
- unwittingly speak most correct truth in both instances, in despite of the
- <i>toga</i> of the historian and the blue gown of the mendicant."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gallantly counselled!&mdash;Well, I will do my best&mdash;your kindness
- will assist me with local information."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Will I not, man?&mdash;why, I will write the critical and historical
- notes on each canto, and draw out the plan of the story myself. I pretend
- to some poetical genius, Mr. Lovel, only I was never able to write
- verses."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is a pity, sir, that you should have failed in a qualification
- somewhat essential to the art."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Essential?&mdash;not a whit&mdash;it is the mere mechanical department. A
- man may be a poet without measuring spondees and dactyls like the
- ancients, or clashing the ends of lines into rhyme like the moderns, as
- one may be an architect though unable to labour like a stone-mason&mdash;Dost
- think Palladio or Vitruvius ever carried a hod?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "In that case, there should be two authors to each poem&mdash;one to think
- and plan, another to execute."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, it would not be amiss; at any rate, we'll make the experiment;&mdash;not
- that I would wish to give my name to the public&mdash;assistance from a
- learned friend might be acknowledged in the preface after what flourish
- your nature will&mdash;I am a total stranger to authorial vanity."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel was much entertained by a declaration not very consistent with the
- eagerness wherewith his friend seemed to catch at an opportunity of coming
- before the public, though in a manner which rather resembled stepping up
- behind a carriage than getting into one. The Antiquary was indeed
- uncommonly delighted; for, like many other men who spend their lives in
- obscure literary research, he had a secret ambition to appear in print,
- which was checked by cold fits of diffidence, fear of criticism, and
- habits of indolence and procrastination. "But," thought he, "I may, like a
- second Teucer, discharge my shafts from behind the shield of my ally; and,
- admit that he should not prove to be a first-rate poet, I am in no shape
- answerable for his deficiencies, and the good notes may very probably help
- off an indifferent text. But he is&mdash;he must be a good poet; he has
- the real Parnassian abstraction&mdash;seldom answers a question till it is
- twice repeated&mdash;drinks his tea scalding, and eats without knowing
- what he is putting into his mouth. This is the real <i>aestus,</i> the <i>awen</i>
- of the Welsh bards, the <i>divinus afflatus</i> that transports the poet
- beyond the limits of sublunary things. His visions, too, are very
- symptomatical of poetic fury&mdash;I must recollect to send Caxon to see
- he puts out his candle to-night&mdash;poets and visionaries are apt to be
- negligent in that respect." Then, turning to his companion, he expressed
- himself aloud in continuation&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, my dear Lovel, you shall have full notes; and, indeed, think we may
- introduce the whole of the Essay on Castrametation into the appendix&mdash;it
- will give great value to the work. Then we will revive the good old forms
- so disgracefully neglected in modern times. You shall invoke the Muse&mdash;and
- certainly she ought to be propitious to an author who, in an apostatizing
- age, adheres with the faith of Abdiel to the ancient form of adoration.&mdash;Then
- we must have a vision&mdash;in which the Genius of Caledonia shall appear
- to Galgacus, and show him a procession of the real Scottish monarchs:&mdash;and
- in the notes I will have a hit at Boethius&mdash;No; I must not touch that
- topic, now that Sir Arthur is likely to have vexation enough besides&mdash;but
- I'll annihilate Ossian, Macpherson, and Mac-Cribb."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But we must consider the expense of publication," said Lovel, willing to
- try whether this hint would fall like cold water on the blazing zeal of
- his self-elected coadjutor.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Expense!" said Mr. Oldbuck, pausing, and mechanically fumbling in his
- pocket&mdash;"that is true;&mdash;I would wish to do something&mdash;but
- you would not like to publish by subscription?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "By no means," answered Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, no!" gladly acquiesced the Antiquary&mdash;"it is not respectable.
- I'll tell you what: I believe I know a bookseller who has a value for my
- opinion, and will risk print and paper, and I will get as many copies sold
- for you as I can."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, I am no mercenary author," answered Lovel, smiling; "I only wish to be
- out of risk of loss."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hush! hush! we'll take care of that&mdash;throw it all on the publishers.
- I do long to see your labours commenced. You will choose blank verse,
- doubtless?&mdash;it is more grand and magnificent for an historical
- subject; and, what concerneth you, my friend, it is, I have an idea, more
- easily written."
- </p>
- <p>
- This conversation brought them to Monkbarns, where the Antiquary had to
- undergo a chiding from his sister, who, though no philosopher, was waiting
- to deliver a lecture to him in the portico. "Guide us, Monkbarns! are
- things no dear eneugh already, but ye maun be raising the very fish on us,
- by giving that randy, Luckie Mucklebackit, just what she likes to ask?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, Grizel," said the sage, somewhat abashed at this unexpected attack,
- "I thought I made a very fair bargain."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A fair bargain! when ye gied the limmer a full half o' what she seekit!&mdash;An
- ye will be a wife-carle, and buy fish at your ain hands, ye suld never bid
- muckle mair than a quarter. And the impudent quean had the assurance to
- come up and seek a dram&mdash;But I trow, Jenny and I sorted her!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Truly," said Oldbuck (with a sly look to his companion), "I think our
- estate was gracious that kept us out of hearing of that controversy.&mdash;Well,
- well, Grizel, I was wrong for once in my life <i>ultra crepidam</i>&mdash;I
- fairly admit. But hang expenses!&mdash;care killed a cat&mdash;we'll eat
- the fish, cost what it will.&mdash;And then, Lovel, you must know I
- pressed you to stay here to-day, the rather because our cheer will be
- better than usual, yesterday having been a gaude' day&mdash;I love the
- reversion of a feast better than the feast itself. I delight in the <i>analecta,</i>
- the <i>collectanea,</i> as I may call them, of the preceding day's dinner,
- which appear on such occasions&mdash;And see, there is Jenny going to ring
- the dinner-bell."
- </p>
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- CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.
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- Be this letter delivered with haste&mdash;haste&mdash;post-haste!
- Ride, villain, ride,&mdash;for thy life&mdash;for thy life&mdash;for thy life.
- Ancient Indorsation of Letters of Importance.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Leaving Mr. Oldbuck and his friend to enjoy their hard bargain of fish, we
- beg leave to transport the reader to the back-parlour of the post-master's
- house at Fairport, where his wife, he himself being absent, was employed
- in assorting for delivery the letters which had come by the Edinburgh
- post. This is very often in country towns the period of the day when
- gossips find it particularly agreeable to call on the man or woman of
- letters, in order, from the outside of the epistles, and, if they are not
- belied, occasionally from the inside also, to amuse themselves with
- gleaning information, or forming conjectures about the correspondence and
- affairs of their neighbours. Two females of this description were, at the
- time we mention, assisting, or impeding, Mrs. Mailsetter in her official
- duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Eh, preserve us, sirs!" said the butcher's wife, "there's ten&mdash;
- eleven&mdash;twall letters to Tennant and Co.&mdash;thae folk do mair
- business than a' the rest o' the burgh."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay; but see, lass," answered the baker's lady, "there's twa o' them
- faulded unco square, and sealed at the tae side&mdash;I doubt there will
- be protested bills in them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Is there ony letters come yet for Jenny Caxon?" inquired the woman of
- joints and giblets; "the lieutenant's been awa three weeks."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Just ane on Tuesday was a week," answered the dame of letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wast a ship-letter?" asked the Fornerina.
- </p>
- <p>
- "In troth wast."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It wad be frae the lieutenant then," replied the mistress of the rolls,
- somewhat disappointed&mdash;"I never thought he wad hae lookit ower his
- shouther after her."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Od, here's another," quoth Mrs. Mailsetter. "A ship-letter&mdash;post-mark,
- Sunderland." All rushed to seize it.&mdash;"Na, na, leddies," said Mrs.
- Mailsetter, interfering; "I hae had eneugh o' that wark&mdash;Ken ye that
- Mr. Mailsetter got an unco rebuke frae the secretary at Edinburgh, for a
- complaint that was made about the letter of Aily Bisset's that ye opened,
- Mrs. Shortcake?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Me opened!" answered the spouse of the chief baker of Fairport; "ye ken
- yoursell, madam, it just cam open o' free will in my hand&mdash;what could
- I help it?&mdash;folk suld seal wi' better wax."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel I wot that's true, too," said Mrs. Mailsetter, who kept a shop of
- small wares, "and we have got some that I can honestly recommend, if ye
- ken onybody wanting it. But the short and the lang o't is, that we'll lose
- the place gin there's ony mair complaints o' the kind."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, lass&mdash;the provost will take care o' that."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, I'll neither trust to provost nor bailier" said the postmistress,&mdash;"but
- I wad aye be obliging and neighbourly, and I'm no again your looking at
- the outside of a letter neither&mdash;See, the seal has an anchor on't&mdash;he's
- done't wi' ane o' his buttons, I'm thinking."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Show me! show me!" quoth the wives of the chief butcher and chief baker;
- and threw themselves on the supposed love-letter, like the weird sisters
- in Macbeth upon the pilot's thumb, with curiosity as eager and scarcely
- less malignant. Mrs. Heukbane was a tall woman&mdash;she held the precious
- epistle up between her eyes and the window. Mrs. Shortcake, a little squat
- personage, strained and stood on tiptoe to have her share of the
- investigation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, it's frae him, sure eneugh," said the butcher's lady;&mdash;"I can
- read Richard Taffril on the corner, and it's written, like John Thomson's
- wallet, frae end to end."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Haud it lower down, madam," exclaimed Mrs. Shortcake, in a tone above the
- prudential whisper which their occupation required&mdash;"haud it lower
- down&mdash;Div ye think naebody can read hand o' writ but yoursell?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Whist, whist, sirs, for God's sake!" said Mrs. Mailsetter, "there's
- somebody in the shop,"&mdash;then aloud&mdash;"Look to the customers,
- Baby!"&mdash;Baby answered from without in a shrill tone&mdash;"It's
- naebody but Jenny Caxon, ma'am, to see if there's ony letters to her."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Tell her," said the faithful postmistress, winking to her compeers, "to
- come back the morn at ten o'clock, and I'll let her ken&mdash;we havena
- had time to sort the mail letters yet&mdash;she's aye in sic a hurry, as
- if her letters were o' mair consequence than the best merchant's o' the
- town."
- </p>
- <p>
- Poor Jenny, a girl of uncommon beauty and modesty, could only draw her
- cloak about her to hide the sigh of disappointment and return meekly home
- to endure for another night the sickness of the heart occasioned by hope
- delayed.
- </p>
- <p>
- "There's something about a needle and a pole," said Mrs. Shortcake, to
- whom her taller rival in gossiping had at length yielded a peep at the
- subject of their curiosity.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Now, that's downright shamefu'," said Mrs. Heukbane, "to scorn the poor
- silly gait of a lassie after he's keepit company wi' her sae lang, and had
- his will o' her, as I make nae doubt he has."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's but ower muckle to be doubted," echoed Mrs. Shortcake;&mdash;"to
- cast up to her that her father's a barber and has a pole at his door, and
- that she's but a manty-maker hersell! Hout fy for shame!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout tout, leddies," cried Mrs. Mailsetter, "ye're clean wrang&mdash;It's
- a line out o' ane o' his sailors' sangs that I have heard him sing, about
- being true like the needle to the pole."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, weel, I wish it may be sae," said the charitable Dame Heukbane,&mdash;"but
- it disna look weel for a lassie like her to keep up a correspondence wi'
- ane o' the king's officers."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm no denying that," said Mrs. Mailsetter; "but it's a great advantage
- to the revenue of the post-office thae love-letters. See, here's five or
- six letters to Sir Arthur Wardour&mdash;maist o' them sealed wi' wafers,
- and no wi' wax. There will be a downcome, there, believe me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay; they will be business letters, and no frae ony o' his grand friends,
- that seals wi' their coats of arms, as they ca' them," said Mrs. Heukbane;&mdash;"pride
- will hae a fa'&mdash;he hasna settled his account wi' my gudeman, the
- deacon, for this twalmonth&mdash;he's but slink, I doubt."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor wi' huz for sax months," echoed Mrs. Shortcake&mdash;"He's but a
- brunt crust."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There's a letter," interrupted the trusty postmistress, "from his son,
- the captain, I'm thinking&mdash;the seal has the same things wi' the
- Knockwinnock carriage. He'll be coming hame to see what he can save out o'
- the fire."
- </p>
- <p>
- The baronet thus dismissed, they took up the esquire&mdash;"Twa letters
- for Monkbarns&mdash;they're frae some o' his learned friends now; see sae
- close as they're written, down to the very seal&mdash;and a' to save
- sending a double letter&mdash;that's just like Monkbarns himsell. When he
- gets a frank he fills it up exact to the weight of an unce, that a
- carvy-seed would sink the scale&mdash;but he's neer a grain abune it. Weel
- I wot I wad be broken if I were to gie sic weight to the folk that come to
- buy our pepper and brimstone, and suchlike sweetmeats."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He's a shabby body the laird o' Monkbarns," said Mrs. Heukbane; "he'll
- make as muckle about buying a forequarter o' lamb in August as about a
- back sey o' beef. Let's taste another drop of the sinning" (perhaps she
- meant <i>cinnamon</i>) "waters, Mrs. Mailsetter, my dear. Ah, lasses! an
- ye had kend his brother as I did&mdash;mony a time he wad slip in to see
- me wi' a brace o' wild deukes in his pouch, when my first gudeman was awa
- at the Falkirk tryst&mdash;weel, weel&mdash;we'se no speak o' that
- e'enow."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I winna say ony ill o'this Monkbarns," said Mrs. Shortcake; "his brother
- neer brought me ony wild-deukes, and this is a douce honest man; we serve
- the family wi' bread, and he settles wi' huz ilka week&mdash;only he was
- in an unco kippage when we sent him a book instead o' the <i>nick-sticks,</i>*
- whilk, he said, were the true ancient way o' counting between tradesmen
- and customers; and sae they are, nae doubt."
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note E. Nick-sticks.
- </p>
- <p>
- "But look here, lasses," interrupted Mrs. Mailsetter, "here's a sight for
- sair e'en! What wad ye gie to ken what's in the inside o' this letter?
- This is new corn&mdash;I haena seen the like o' this&mdash;For William
- Lovel, Esquire, at Mrs. Hadoway's, High Street, Fairport, by Edinburgh, N.
- B. This is just the second letter he has had since he was here."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord's sake, let's see, lass!&mdash;Lord's sake, let's see!&mdash;that's
- him that the hale town kens naething about&mdash;and a weel-fa'ard lad he
- is; let's see, let's see!" Thus ejaculated the two worthy representatives
- of mother Eve.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, sirs," exclaimed Mrs. Mailsetter; "haud awa&mdash;bide aff, I
- tell you; this is nane o' your fourpenny cuts that we might make up the
- value to the post-office amang ourselves if ony mischance befell it;&mdash;the
- postage is five-and-twenty shillings&mdash;and here's an order frae the
- Secretary to forward it to the young gentleman by express, if he's no at
- hame. Na, na, sirs, bide aff;&mdash;this maunna be roughly guided."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But just let's look at the outside o't, woman."
- </p>
- <p>
- Nothing could be gathered from the outside, except remarks on the various
- properties which philosophers ascribe to matter,&mdash;length, breadth,
- depth, and weight, The packet was composed of strong thick paper,
- imperviable by the curious eyes of the gossips, though they stared as if
- they would burst from their sockets. The seal was a deep and well-cut
- impression of arms, which defied all tampering.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Od, lass," said Mrs. Shortcake, weighing it in her hand, and wishing,
- doubtless, that the too, too solid wax would melt and dissolve itself, "I
- wad like to ken what's in the inside o' this, for that Lovel dings a' that
- ever set foot on the plainstanes o' Fairport&mdash;naebody kens what to
- make o' him."
- </p>
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- <p>
- "Weel, weel, leddies," said the postmistress, "we'se sit down and crack
- about it.&mdash;Baby, bring ben the tea-water&mdash;Muckle obliged to ye
- for your cookies, Mrs. Shortcake&mdash;and we'll steek the shop, and cry
- ben Baby, and take a hand at the cartes till the gudeman comes hame&mdash;and
- then we'll try your braw veal sweetbread that ye were so kind as send me,
- Mrs. Heukbane."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But winna ye first send awa Mr. Lovel's letter?" said Mrs. Heukbane.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth I kenna wha to send wi't till the gudeman comes hame, for auld
- Caxon tell'd me that Mr. Lovel stays a' the day at Monkbarns&mdash;he's in
- a high fever, wi' pu'ing the laird and Sir Arthur out o' the sea."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Silly auld doited carles!" said Mrs. Shortcake; "what gar'd them gang to
- the douking in a night like yestreen!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I was gi'en to understand it was auld Edie that saved them," said Mrs.
- Heukbane&mdash;"Edie Ochiltree, the Blue-Gown, ye ken; and that he pu'd
- the hale three out of the auld fish-pound, for Monkbarns had threepit on
- them to gang in till't to see the wark o' the monks lang syne."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, lass, nonsense!" answered the postmistress; "I'll tell ye, a' about
- it, as Caxon tell'd it to me. Ye see, Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour, and Mr.
- Lovel, suld hae dined at Monkbarns"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, Mrs. Mailsetter," again interrupted Mrs. Heukbane, "will ye no be
- for sending awa this letter by express?&mdash;there's our powny and our
- callant hae gane express for the office or now, and the powny hasna gane
- abune thirty mile the day;&mdash;Jock was sorting him up as I came ower
- by."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, Mrs. Heukbane," said the woman of letters, pursing up her mouth, "ye
- ken my gudeman likes to ride the expresses himsell&mdash;we maun gie our
- ain fish-guts to our ain sea-maws&mdash;it's a red half-guinea to him
- every time he munts his mear; and I dare say he'll be in sune&mdash;or I
- dare to say, it's the same thing whether the gentleman gets the express
- this night or early next morning."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Only that Mr. Lovel will be in town before the express gaes aff," said
- Mrs. Heukbane; "and where are ye then, lass? But ye ken yere ain ways
- best."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, weel, Mrs. Heukbane," answered Mrs. Mailsetter, a little out of
- humour, and even out of countenance, "I am sure I am never against being
- neighbour-like, and living and letting live, as they say; and since I hae
- been sic a fule as to show you the post-office order&mdash;ou, nae doubt,
- it maun be obeyed. But I'll no need your callant, mony thanks to ye&mdash;I'll
- send little Davie on your powny, and that will be just five-and-threepence
- to ilka ane o' us, ye ken."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Davie! the Lord help ye, the bairn's no ten year auld; and, to be plain
- wi' ye, our powny reists a bit, and it's dooms sweer to the road, and
- naebody can manage him but our Jock."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm sorry for that," answered the postmistress, gravely; "it's like we
- maun wait then till the gudeman comes hame, after a'&mdash;for I wadna
- like to be responsible in trusting the letter to sic a callant as Jock&mdash;our
- Davie belangs in a manner to the office."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, aweel, Mrs. Mailsetter, I see what ye wad be at&mdash;but an ye
- like to risk the bairn, I'll risk the beast."
- </p>
- <p>
- Orders were accordingly given. The unwilling pony was brought out of his
- bed of straw, and again equipped for service&mdash;Davie (a leathern
- post-bag strapped across his shoulders) was perched upon the saddle, with
- a tear in his eye, and a switch in his hand. Jock good-naturedly led the
- animal out of town, and, by the crack of his whip, and the whoop and
- halloo of his too well-known voice, compelled it to take the road towards
- Monkbarns.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meanwhile the gossips, like the sibyls after consulting their leaves,
- arranged and combined the information of the evening, which flew next
- morning through a hundred channels, and in a hundred varieties, through
- the world of Fairport. Many, strange, and inconsistent, were the rumours
- to which their communications and conjectures gave rise. Some said Tennant
- and Co. were broken, and that all their bills had come back protested&mdash;others
- that they had got a great contract from Government, and letters from the
- principal merchants at Glasgow, desiring to have shares upon a premium.
- One report stated, that Lieutenant Taffril had acknowledged a private
- marriage with Jenny Caxon&mdash;another, that he had sent her a letter
- upbraiding her with the lowness of her birth and education, and bidding
- her an eternal adieu. It was generally rumoured that Sir Arthur Wardour's
- affairs had fallen into irretrievable confusion, and this report was only
- doubted by the wise, because it was traced to Mrs. Mailsetter's shop,&mdash;a
- source more famous for the circulation of news than for their accuracy.
- But all agreed that a packet from the Secretary of State's office, had
- arrived, directed for Mr. Lovel, and that it had been forwarded by an
- orderly dragoon, despatched from the head-quarters at Edinburgh, who had
- galloped through Fairport without stopping, except just to inquire the way
- to Monkbarns. The reason of such an extraordinary mission to a very
- peaceful and retired individual, was variously explained. Some said Lovel
- was an emigrant noble, summoned to head an insurrection that had broken
- out in La Vende'e&mdash;others that he was a spy&mdash;others that he was
- a general officer, who was visiting the coast privately&mdash;others that
- he was a prince of the blood, who was travelling <i>incognito.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- Meanwhile the progress of the packet which occasioned so much speculation,
- towards its destined owner at Monkbarns, had been perilous and
- interrupted. The bearer, Davie Mailsetter, as little resembling a bold
- dragoon as could well be imagined, was carried onwards towards Monkbarns
- by the pony, so long as the animal had in his recollection the crack of
- his usual instrument of chastisement, and the shout of the butcher's boy.
- But feeling how Davie, whose short legs were unequal to maintain his
- balance, swung to and fro upon his back, the pony began to disdain furthur
- compliance with the intimations he had received. First, then, he slackened
- his pace to a walk This was no point of quarrel between him and his rider,
- who had been considerably discomposed by the rapidity of his former
- motion, and who now took the opportunity of his abated pace to gnaw a
- piece of gingerbread, which had been thrust into his hand by his mother in
- order to reconcile this youthful emissary of the post-office to the
- discharge of his duty. By and by, the crafty pony availed himself of this
- surcease of discipline to twitch the rein out of Davies hands, and applied
- himself to browse on the grass by the side of the lane. Sorely astounded
- by these symptoms of self-willed rebellion, and afraid alike to sit or to
- fall, poor Davie lifted up his voice and wept aloud. The pony, hearing
- this pudder over his head, began apparently to think it would be best both
- for himself and Davie to return from whence they came, and accordingly
- commenced a retrograde movement towards Fairport. But, as all retreats are
- apt to end in utter rout, so the steed, alarmed by the boy's cries, and by
- the flapping of the reins, which dangled about his forefeet&mdash;finding
- also his nose turned homeward, began to set off at a rate which, if Davie
- kept the saddle (a matter extremely dubious), would soon have presented
- him at Heukbane's stable-door,&mdash;when, at a turn of the road, an
- intervening auxiliary, in the shape of old Edie Ochiltree, caught hold of
- the rein, and stopped his farther proceeding. "Wha's aught ye, callant?
- whaten a gate's that to ride?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I canna help it!" blubbered the express; "they ca' me little Davie."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And where are ye gaun?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm gaun to Monkbarns wi' a letter."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Stirra, this is no the road to Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- But Davie could oinly answer the expostulation with sighs and tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Edie was easily moved to compassion where childhood was in the
- case.--"I wasna gaun that gate," he thought, "but it's the best o' my way
- o' life that I canna be weel out o' my road. They'll gie me quarters at
- Monkbarns readily eneugh, and I'll e'en hirple awa there wi' the wean, for
- it will knock its hams out, puir thing, if there's no somebody to guide
- the pony.&mdash;Sae ye hae a letter, hinney? will ye let me see't?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm no gaun to let naebody see the letter," sobbed the boy, "till I gie't
- to Mr. Lovel, for I am a faithfu' servant o' the office&mdash;if it werena
- for the powny."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very right, my little man," said Ochiltree, turning the reluctant pony's
- head towards Monkbarns; "but we'll guide him atween us, if he's no a' the
- sweerer."
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon the very height of Kinprunes, to which Monkbarns had invited Lovel
- after their dinner, the Antiquary, again reconciled to the once degraded
- spot, was expatiating upon the topics the scenery afforded for a
- description of Agricola's camp at the dawn of morning, when his eye was
- caught by the appearance of the mendicant and his protegee. "What the
- devil!&mdash;here comes Old Edie, bag and baggage, I think."
- </p>
- <p>
- The beggar explained his errand, and Davie, who insisted upon a literal
- execution of his commission by going on to Monkbarns, was with difficulty
- prevailed upon to surrender the packet to its proper owner, although he
- met him a mile nearer than the place he had been directed to. "But my
- minnie said, I maun be sure to get twenty shillings and five shillings for
- the postage, and ten shillings and sixpence for the express&mdash;there's
- the paper."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let me see&mdash;let me see," said Oldbuck, putting on his spectacles,
- and examining the crumpled copy of regulations to which Davie appealed.
- "Express, per man and horse, one day, not to exceed ten shillings and
- sixpence. One day? why, it's not an hour&mdash;Man and horse? why, 'tis a
- monkey on a starved cat!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Father wad hae come himsell," said Davie, "on the muckle red mear, an ye
- wad hae bidden till the morn's night."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Four-and-twenty hours after the regular date of delivery! You little
- cockatrice egg, do you understand the art of imposition so early?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout Monkbarns! dinna set your wit against a bairn," said the beggar;
- "mind the butcher risked his beast, and the wife her wean, and I am sure
- ten and sixpence isna ower muckle. Ye didna gang sae near wi' Johnnie
- Howie, when"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel, who, sitting on the supposed <i>Praetorium,</i> had glanced over
- the contents of the packet, now put an end to the altercation by paying
- Davies demand; and then turning to Mr. Oldbuck, with a look of much
- agitation, he excused himself from returning with him to Monkbarns' that
- evening.&mdash;"I must instantly go to Fairport, and perhaps leave it on a
- moment's notice;&mdash;your kindness, Mr. Oldbuck, I can never forget."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No bad news, I hope?" said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Of a very chequered complexion," answered his friend. "Farewell&mdash;in
- good or bad fortune I will not forget your regard."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay, nay&mdash;stop a moment. If&mdash;if&mdash;" (making an effort)&mdash;"if
- there be any pecuniary inconvenience&mdash;I have fifty&mdash;or a hundred
- guineas at your service&mdash;till&mdash;till Whitsunday&mdash;or indeed
- as long as you please."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am much obliged, Mr. Oldbuck, but I am amply provided," said his
- mysterious young friend. "Excuse me&mdash;I really cannot sustain further
- conversation at present. I will write or see you, before I leave Fairport&mdash;that
- is, if I find myself obliged to go."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, he shook the Antiquary's hand warmly, turned from him, and
- walked rapidly towards the town, "staying no longer question."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very extraordinary indeed!" said Oldbuck;&mdash;"but there's something
- about this lad I can never fathom; and yet I cannot for my heart think ill
- of him neither. I must go home and take off the fire in the Green Room,
- for none of my womankind will venture into it after twilight."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And how am I to win hame?" blubbered the disconsolate express.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's a fine night," said the Blue-Gown, looking up to the skies; "I had
- as gude gang back to the town, and take care o' the wean."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do so, do so, Edie;" and rummaging for some time in his huge waistcoat
- pocket till he found the object of his search, the Antiquary added,
- "there's sixpence to ye to buy sneeshin."
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.
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- "I am bewitched with the rogue's company. If the rascal has not
- given me medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged; it could
- not be else. I have drunk medicines."
- Second Part of Henry IV.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Regular for a fortnight were the inquiries of the Antiquary at the veteran
- Caxon, whether he had heard what Mr. Lovel was about; and as regular were
- Caxon's answers, "that the town could learn naething about him whatever,
- except that he had received anither muckle letter or twa frae the south,
- and that he was never seen on the plainstanes at a'."
- </p>
- <p>
- "How does he live, Caxon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, Mrs. Hadoway just dresses him a beefsteak or a muttonchop, or makes
- him some Friar's chicken, or just what she likes hersell, and he eats it
- in the little red parlour off his bedroom. She canna get him to say that
- he likes ae thing better than anither; and she makes him tea in a morning,
- and he settles honourably wi' her every week."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But does he never stir abroad?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He has clean gi'en up walking, and he sits a' day in his room reading or
- writing; a hantle letters he has written, but he wadna put them into our
- post-house, though Mrs. Hadoway offered to carry them hersell, but sent
- them a' under ae cover to the sheriff; and it's Mrs. Mailsetter's belief,
- that the sheriff sent his groom to put them into the post-office at
- Tannonburgh; it's my puir thought, that he jaloused their looking into his
- letters at Fairport; and weel had he need, for my puir daughter Jenny"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Tut, don't plague me with your womankind, Caxon. About this poor young
- lad.&mdash;Does he write nothing but letters?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, ay&mdash;hale sheets o' other things, Mrs. Hadoway says. She wishes
- muckle he could be gotten to take a walk; she thinks he's but looking very
- puirly, and his appetite's clean gane; but he'll no hear o' ganging ower
- the door-stane&mdash;him that used to walk sae muckle too."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That's wrong&mdash;I have a guess what he's busy about; but he must not
- work too hard neither. I'll go and see him this very day&mdash;he's deep,
- doubtless, in the Caledoniad."
- </p>
- <p>
- Having formed this manful resolution, Mr. Oldbuck equipped himself for the
- expedition with his thick walking-shoes and gold-headed cane, muttering
- the while the words of Falstaff which we have chosen for the motto of this
- CHAPTER; for the Antiquary was himself rather surprised at the degree of
- attachment which he could not but acknowledge be entertained for this
- stranger. The riddle was notwithstanding easily solved. Lovel had many
- attractive qualities, but he won our Antiquary's heart by being on most
- occasions an excellent listener.
- </p>
- <p>
- A walk to Fairport had become somewhat of an adventure with Mr. Oldbuck,
- and one which he did not often care to undertake. He hated greetings in
- the market-place; and there were generally loiterers in the streets to
- persecute him, either about the news of the day, or about some petty
- pieces of business. So, on this occasion, he had no sooner entered the
- streets of Fairport, than it was "Good-morrow, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;a sight
- o' you's gude, for sair een: what d'ye think of the news in the Sun the
- day?&mdash;they say the great attempt will be made in a fortnight."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wish to the Lord it were made and over, that I might hear no more about
- it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Monkbarns, your honour," said the nursery and seedsman, "I hope the
- plants gied satisfaction?&mdash;and if ye wanted ony flower-roots fresh
- frae Holland, or" (this in a lower key) "an anker or twa o' Cologne gin,
- ane o' our brigs cam in yestreen."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Thank ye, thank ye,&mdash;no occasion at present, Mr. Crabtree," said the
- Antiquary, pushing resolutely onward.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck," said the town-clerk (a more important person, who came in
- front and ventured to stop the old gentleman), "the provost, understanding
- you were in town, begs on no account that you'll quit it without seeing
- him; he wants to speak to ye about bringing the water frae the
- Fairwell-spring through a part o' your lands."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What the deuce!&mdash;have they nobody's land but mine to cut and carve
- on?&mdash;I won't consent, tell them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And the provost," said the clerk, going on, without noticing the rebuff,
- "and the council, wad be agreeable that you should hae the auld stones at
- Donagild's chapel, that ye was wussing to hae."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Eh!&mdash;what?&mdash;Oho! that's another story&mdash;Well, well, I'll
- call upon the provost, and we'll talk about it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But ye maun speak your mind on't forthwith, Monkbarns, if ye want the
- stones; for Deacon Harlewalls thinks the carved through-stanes might be
- put with advantage on the front of the new council-house&mdash;that is,
- the twa cross-legged figures that the callants used to ca' Robin and
- Bobbin, ane on ilka door-cheek; and the other stane, that they ca'd Ailie
- Dailie, abune the door. It will be very tastefu', the Deacon says, and
- just in the style of modern Gothic."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord deliver me from this Gothic generation!" exclaimed the Antiquary,&mdash;"A
- monument of a knight-templar on each side of a Grecian porch, and a
- Madonna on the top of it!&mdash;<i>O crimini!</i>&mdash;Well, tell the
- provost I wish to have the stones, and we'll not differ about the
- water-course. It's lucky I happened to come this way to-day."
- </p>
- <p>
- They parted mutually satisfied; but the wily clerk had most reason to
- exult in the dexterity he had displayed, since the whole proposal of an
- exchange between the monuments (which the council had determined to remove
- as a nuisance, because they encroached three feet upon the public road),
- and the privilege of conveying the water to the burgh through the estate
- of Monkbarns, was an idea which had originated with himself upon the
- pressure of the moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Through these various entanglements, Monkbarns (to use the phrase by which
- he was distinguished in the country) made his way at length to Mrs.
- Hadoway's. This good woman was the widow of a late clergyman at Fairport,
- who had been reduced by her husband's untimely death, to that state of
- straitened and embarrassed circumstances in which the widows of the Scotch
- clergy are too often found. The tenement which she occupied, and the
- furniture of which she was possessed, gave her the means of letting a part
- of her house; and as Lovel had been a quiet, regular, and profitable
- lodger, and had qualified the necessary intercourse which they had
- together with a great deal of gentleness and courtesy, Mrs. Hadoway, not,
- perhaps, much used to such kindly treatment, had become greatly attached
- to her lodger, and was profuse in every sort of personal attention which
- circumstances permitted her to render him. To cook a dish somewhat better
- than ordinary for "the poor young gentleman's dinner;" to exert her
- interest with those who remembered her husband, or loved her for her own
- sake and his, in order to procure scarce vegetables, or something which
- her simplicity supposed might tempt her lodger's appetite, was a labour in
- which she delighted, although she anxiously concealed it from the person
- who was its object. She did not adopt this secrecy of benevolence to avoid
- the laugh of those who might suppose that an oval face and dark eyes, with
- a clear brown complexion, though belonging to a woman of five-and-forty,
- and enclosed within a widow's close-drawn pinners, might possibly still
- aim at making conquests; for, to say truth, such a ridiculous suspicion
- having never entered into her own head, she could not anticipate its
- having birth in that of any one else. But she concealed her attentions
- solely out of delicacy to her guest, whose power of repaying them she
- doubted as much as she believed in his inclination to do so, and in his
- being likely to feel extreme pain at leaving any of her civilities
- unrequited. She now opened the door to Mr. Oldbuck, and her surprise at
- seeing him brought tears into her eyes, which she could hardly restrain.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am glad to see you, sir&mdash;I am very glad to see you. My poor
- gentleman is, I am afraid, very unwell; and oh, Mr. Oldbuck, he'll see
- neither doctor, nor minister, nor writer! And think what it would be, if,
- as my poor Mr. Hadoway used to say, a man was to die without advice of the
- three learned faculties!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Greatly better than with them," grumbled the cynical Antiquary. "I tell
- you, Mrs. Hadoway, the clergy live by our sins, the medical faculty by our
- diseases, and the law gentry by our misfortunes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O fie, Monkbarns!&mdash;to hear the like o' that frae you!&mdash;But yell
- walk up and see the poor young lad?&mdash;Hegh sirs? sae young and
- weel-favoured&mdash;and day by day he has eat less and less, and now he
- hardly touches onything, only just pits a bit on the plate to make fashion&mdash;and
- his poor cheek has turned every day thinner and paler, sae that he now
- really looks as auld as me, that might be his mother&mdash;no that I might
- be just that neither, but something very near it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why does he not take some exercise?" said Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think we have persuaded him to do that, for he has bought a horse from
- Gibbie Golightly, the galloping groom. A gude judge o' horse-flesh Gibbie
- tauld our lass that he was&mdash;for he offered him a beast he thought wad
- answer him weel eneugh, as he was a bookish man, but Mr. Lovel wadna look
- at it, and bought ane might serve the Master o' Morphie&mdash;they keep it
- at the Graeme's Arms, ower the street;&mdash;and he rode out yesterday
- morning and this morning before breakfast&mdash;But winna ye walk up to
- his room?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Presently, presently. But has he no visitors?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O dear, Mr. Oldbuck, not ane; if he wadna receive them when he was weel
- and sprightly, what chance is there of onybody in Fairport looking in upon
- him now?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay, very true,&mdash;I should have been surprised had it been
- otherwise&mdash;Come, show me up stairs, Mrs. Hadoway, lest I make a
- blunder, and go where I should not."
- </p>
- <p>
- The good landlady showed Mr. Oldbuck up her narrow staircase, warning him
- of every turn, and lamenting all the while that he was laid under the
- necessity of mounting up so high. At length she gently tapped at the door
- of her guest's parlour. "Come in," said Lovel; and Mrs. Hadoway ushered in
- the Laird of Monkbarns.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little apartment was neat and clean, and decently furnished&mdash;ornamented,
- too, by such relics of her youthful arts of sempstress-ship as Mrs.
- Hadoway had retained; but it was close, overheated, and, as it appeared to
- Oldbuck, an unwholesome situation for a young person in delicate health,&mdash;an
- observation which ripened his resolution touching a project that had
- already occurred to him in Lovel's behalf. With a writing-table before
- him, on which lay a quantity of books and papers, Lovel was seated on a
- couch, in his night-gown and slippers. Oldbuck was shocked at the change
- which had taken place in his personal appearance. His cheek and brow had
- assumed a ghastly white, except where a round bright spot of hectic red
- formed a strong and painful contrast, totally different from the general
- cast of hale and hardy complexion which had formerly overspread and
- somewhat embrowned his countenance. Oldbuck observed, that the dress he
- wore belonged to a deep mourning suit, and a coat of the same colour hung
- on a chair near to him. As the Antiquary entered, Lovel arose and came
- forward to welcome him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "This is very kind," he said, shaking him by the hand, and thanking him
- warmly for his visit&mdash;"this is very kind, and has anticipated a visit
- with which I intended to trouble you. You must know I have become a
- horseman lately."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I understand as much from Mrs. Hadoway&mdash;I only hope, my good young
- friend, you have been fortunate in a quiet horse. I myself inadvertently
- bought one from the said Gibbie Golightly, which brute ran two miles on
- end with me after a pack of hounds, with which I had no more to do than
- the last year's snow; and after affording infinite amusement, I suppose,
- to the whole hunting field, he was so good as to deposit me in a dry ditch&mdash;I
- hope yours is a more peaceful beast?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hope, at least, we shall make our excursions on a better plan of mutual
- understanding."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That is to say, you think yourself a good horseman?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I would not willingly," answered Lovel, "confess myself a very bad one."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No&mdash;all you young fellows think that would be equal to calling
- yourselves tailors at once&mdash;But have you had experience? for, <i>crede
- experto,</i> a horse in a passion is no joker."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, I should be sorry to boast myself as a great horseman; but when I
- acted as aide-de-camp to Sir&mdash;&mdash;in the cavalry action at&mdash;,
- last year, I saw many better cavaliers than myself dismounted."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! you have looked in the face of the grisly god of arms then?&mdash;you
- are acquainted with the frowns of Mars armipotent? That experience fills
- up the measure of your qualifications for the epopea! The Britons,
- however, you will remember, fought in chariots&mdash;<i>covinarii</i> is
- the phrase of Tacitus;&mdash;you recollect the fine description of their
- dashing among the Roman infantry, although the historian tells us how ill
- the rugged face of the ground was calculated for equestrian combat; and
- truly, upon the whole, what sort of chariots could be driven in Scotland
- anywhere but on turnpike roads, has been to me always matter of amazement.
- And well now&mdash;has the Muse visited you?&mdash;have you got anything
- to show me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "My time," said Lovel, with a glance at his black dress, "has been less
- pleasantly employed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The death of a friend?" said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;of almost the only friend I could ever boast of
- possessing."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed? Well, young man," replied his visitor, in a tone of seriousness
- very different from his affected gravity, "be comforted. To have lost a
- friend by death while your mutual regard was warm and unchilled, while the
- tear can drop unembittered by any painful recollection of coldness or
- distrust or treachery, is perhaps an escape from a more heavy
- dispensation. Look round you&mdash;how few do you see grow old in the
- affections of those with whom their early friendships were formed! Our
- sources of common pleasure gradually dry up as we journey on through the
- vale of Bacha, and we hew out to ourselves other reservoirs, from which
- the first companions of our pilgrimage are excluded;&mdash;jealousies,
- rivalries, envy, intervene to separate others from our side, until none
- remain but those who are connected with us rather by habit than
- predilection, or who, allied more in blood than in disposition, only keep
- the old man company in his life, that they may not be forgotten at his
- death&mdash;
- </p>
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- <i>Haec data poena diu viventibus.</i>
-</pre>
- <p>
- Ah, Mr. Lovel! if it be your lot to reach the chill, cloudy, and
- comfortless evening of life, you will remember the sorrows of your youth
- as the light shadowy clouds that intercepted for a moment the beams of the
- sun when it was rising. But I cram these words into your ears against the
- stomach of your sense."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am sensible of your kindness," answered the youth; "but the wound that
- is of recent infliction must always smart severely, and I should be little
- comforted under my present calamity&mdash;forgive me for saying so&mdash;by
- the conviction that life had nothing in reserve for me but a train of
- successive sorrows. And permit me to add, you, Mr. Oldbuck, have least
- reason of many men to take so gloomy a view of life. You have a competent
- and easy fortune&mdash;are generally respected&mdash;may, in your own
- phrase, <i>vacare musis,</i> indulge yourself in the researches to which
- your taste addicts you; you may form your own society without doors&mdash;and
- within you have the affectionate and sedulous attention of the nearest
- relatives."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, yes&mdash;the womankind, for womankind, are, thanks to my training,
- very civil and tractable&mdash;do not disturb me in my morning studies&mdash;creep
- across the floor with the stealthy pace of a cat, when it suits me to take
- a nap in my easy-chair after dinner or tea. All this is very well; but I
- want something to exchange ideas with&mdash;something to talk to."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then why do you not invite your nephew, Captain M'Intyre, who is
- mentioned by every one as a fine spirited young fellow, to become a member
- of your family?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Who?" exclaimed Monkbarns, "my nephew Hector?&mdash;the Hotspur of the
- North? Why, Heaven love you, I would as soon invite a firebrand into my
- stackyard. He's an Almanzor, a Chamont&mdash;has a Highland pedigree as
- long as his claymore, and a claymore as long as the High Street of
- Fairport, which he unsheathed upon the surgeon the last time he was at
- Fairport. I expect him here one of these days; but I will keep him at
- staff's end, I promise you. He an inmate of my house! to make my very
- chairs and tables tremble at his brawls. No, no&mdash;I'll none of Hector
- M'Intyre. But hark ye, Lovel;&mdash;you are a quiet, gentle-tempered lad;
- had not you better set up your staff at Monkbarns for a month or two,
- since I conclude you do not immediately intend to leave this country?&mdash;I
- will have a door opened out to the garden&mdash;it will cost but a trifle&mdash;there
- is the space for an old one which was condemned long ago&mdash;by which
- said door you may pass and repass into the Green Chamber at pleasure, so
- you will not interfere with the old man, nor he with you. As for your
- fare, Mrs. Hadoway tells me you are, as she terms it, very moderate of
- your mouth, so you will not quarrel with my humble table. Your washing"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hold, my dear Mr. Oldbuck," interposed Lovel, unable to repress a smile;
- "and before your hospitality settles all my accommodations, let me thank
- you most sincerely for so kind an offer&mdash;it is not at present in my
- power to accept of it; but very likely, before I bid adieu to Scotland, I
- shall find an opportunity to pay you a visit of some length."
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck's countenance fell. "Why, I thought I had hit on the very
- arrangement that would suit us both,&mdash;and who knows what might happen
- in the long run, and whether we might ever part? Why, I am master of my
- acres, man&mdash;there is the advantage of being descended from a man of
- more sense than pride&mdash;they cannot oblige me to transmit my goods
- chattels, and heritages, any way but as I please. No string of substitute
- heirs of entail, as empty and unsubstantial as the morsels of paper strung
- to the train of a boy's kite, to cumber my flights of inclination, and my
- humours of predilection. Well,&mdash;I see you won't be tempted at present&mdash;but
- Caledonia goes on I hope?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O certainly," said Lovel; "I cannot think of relinquishing a plan so
- hopeful."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is indeed," said the Antiquary, looking gravely upward,&mdash;for,
- though shrewd and acute enough in estimating the variety of plans formed
- by others, he had a very natural, though rather disproportioned good
- opinion of the importance of those which originated with himself&mdash;"it
- is indeed one of those undertakings which, if achieved with spirit equal
- to that which dictates its conception, may redeem from the charge of
- frivolity the literature of the present generation."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here he was interrupted by a knock at the room door, which introduced a
- letter for Mr. Lovel. The servant waited, Mrs. Hadoway said, for an
- answer. "You are concerned in this matter, Mr. Oldbuck," said Lovel, after
- glancing over the billet, and handing it to the Antiquary as he spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a letter from Sir Arthur Wardour, couched in extremely civil
- language, regetting that a fit of the gout had prevented his hitherto
- showing Mr. Lovel the attentions to which his conduct during a late
- perilous occasion had so well entitled him&mdash;apologizing for not
- paying his respects in person, but hoping Mr. Lovel would dispense with
- that ceremony, and be a member of a small party which proposed to visit
- the ruins of Saint Ruth's priory on the following day, and afterwards to
- dine and spend the evening at Knockwinnock Castle. Sir Arthur concluded
- with saying, that he had sent to request the Monkbarns family to join the
- party of pleasure which he thus proposed. The place of rendezvous was
- fixed at a turnpike-gate, which was about an equal distance from all the
- points from which the company were to assemble.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What shall we do?" said Lovel, looking at the Antiquary, but pretty
- certain of the part he would take.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Go, man&mdash;we'll go, by all means. Let me see&mdash;it will cost a
- post-chaise though, which will hold you and me, and Mary M'Intyre, very
- well&mdash;and the other womankind may go to the manse&mdash;and you can
- come out in the chaise to Monkbarns, as I will take it for the day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, I rather think I had better ride."
- </p>
- <p>
- "True, true, I forgot your Bucephalus. You are a foolish lad, by the by,
- for purchasing the brute outright; you should stick to eighteenpence a
- side, if you will trust any creature's legs in preference to your own."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, as the horse's have the advantage of moving considerably faster, and
- are, besides, two pair to one, I own I incline"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Enough said&mdash;enough said&mdash;do as you please. Well then, I'll
- bring either Grizel or the minister, for I love to have my full pennyworth
- out of post-horses&mdash;and we meet at Tirlingen turnpike on Friday, at
- twelve o'clock precisely. "&mdash;And with this ageement the friends
- separated.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Of seats they tell, where priests, 'mid tapers dim,
- Breathed the warm prayer, or tuned the midnight hymn
- To scenes like these the fainting soul retired;
- Revenge and Anger in these cells expired:
- By Pity soothed, Remorse lost half her fears,
- And softened Pride dropped penitential tears.
- Crabbe's Borough.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The morning of Friday was as serene and beautiful as if no pleasure party
- had been intended; and that is a rare event, whether in novel-writing or
- real life. Lovel, who felt the genial influence of the weather, and
- rejoiced at the prospect of once more meeting with Miss Wardour, trotted
- forward to the place of rendezvous with better spirits than he had for
- some time enjoyed. His prospects seemed in many respects to open and
- brighten before him&mdash;and hope, although breaking like the morning sun
- through clouds and showers, appeared now about to illuminate the path
- before him. He was, as might have been expected from this state of
- spirits, first at the place of meeting,&mdash;and, as might also have been
- anticipated, his looks were so intently directed towards the road from
- Knockwinnock Castles that he was only apprized of the arrival of the
- Monkbarns division by the gee-hupping of the postilion, as the post-chaise
- lumbered up behind him. In this vehicle were pent up, first, the stately
- figure of Mr. Oldbuck himself; secondly, the scarce less portly person of
- the Reverend Mr. Blattergowl, minister of Trotcosey, the parish in which
- Monkbarns and Knockwinnock were both situated. The reverend gentleman was
- equipped in a buzz wig, upon the top of which was an equilateral cocked
- hat. This was the paragon of the three yet remaining wigs of the parish,
- which differed, as Monkbarns used to remark, like the three degrees of
- comparison&mdash;Sir Arthur's ramilies being the positive, his own bob-wig
- the comparative, and the overwhelming grizzle of the worthy clergyman
- figuring as the superlative. The superintendent of these antique
- garnitures, deeming, or affecting to deem, that he could not well be
- absent on an occasion which assembled all three together, had seated
- himself on the board behind the carriage, "just to be in the way in case
- they wanted a touch before the gentlemen sat down to dinner." Between the
- two massive figures of Monkbarns and the clergyman was stuck, by way of
- bodkin, the slim form of Mary M'Intyre, her aunt having preferred a visit
- to the manse, and a social chat with Miss Beckie Blattergowl, to
- investigating the ruins of the priory of Saint Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- As greetings passed between the members of the Monkbarns party and Mr.
- Lovel, the Baronet's carriage, an open barouche, swept onward to the place
- of appointment, making, with its smoking bays, smart drivers, arms,
- blazoned panels, and a brace of outriders, a strong contrast with the
- battered vehicle and broken-winded hacks which had brought thither the
- Antiquary and his followers. The principal seat of the carriage was
- occupied by Sir Arthur and his daughter. At the first glance which passed
- betwixt Miss Wardour and Lovel, her colour rose considerably;&mdash;but
- she had apparently made up her mind to receive him as a friend, and only
- as such, and there was equal composure and courtesy in the mode of her
- reply to his fluttered salutation. Sir Arthur halted the barouche to shake
- his preserver kindly by the hand, and intimate the pleasure he had on this
- opportunity of returning him his personal thanks; then mentioned to him,
- in a tone of slight introduction, "Mr. Dousterswivel, Mr. Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel took the necessary notice of the German adept, who occupied the
- front seat of the carriage, which is usually conferred upon dependants or
- inferiors. The ready grin and supple inclination with which his
- salutation, though slight, was answered by the foreigner, increased the
- internal dislike which Lovel had already conceived towards him; and it was
- plain, from the lower of the Antiquary's shaggy eye-brow, that he too
- looked with displeasure on this addition to the company. Little more than
- distant greeting passed among the members of the party, until, having
- rolled on for about three miles beyond the place at which they met, the
- carriages at length stopped at the sign of the Four Horse-shoes, a small
- hedge inn, where Caxon humbly opened the door, and let down the step of
- the hack-chaise, while the inmates of the barouche were, by their more
- courtly attendants, assisted to leave their equipage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Here renewed greetings passed: the young ladies shook hands; and Oldbuck,
- completely in his element, placed himself as guide and cicerone at the
- head of the party, who were now to advance on foot towards the object of
- their curiosity. He took care to detain Lovel close beside him as the best
- listener of the party, and occasionally glanced a word of explanation and
- instruction to Miss Wardour and Mary M'Intyre, who followed next in order.
- The Baronet and the clergyman he rather avoided, as he was aware both of
- them conceived they understood such matters as well, or better than he
- did; and Dousterswivel, besides that he looked on him as a charlatan, was
- so nearly connected with his apprehended loss in the stock of the mining
- company, that he could not abide the sight of him. These two latter
- satellites, therefore, attended upon the orb of Sir Arthur, to whom,
- moreover, as the most important person of the society, they were naturally
- induced to attach themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- It frequently happens that the most beautiful points of Scottish scenery
- lie hidden in some sequestered dell, and that you may travel through the
- country in every direction without being aware of your vicinity to what is
- well worth seeing, unless intention or accident carry you to the very
- spot. This is particularly the case in the country around Fairport, which
- is, generally speaking, open, unenclosed, and bare. But here and there the
- progress of rills, or small rivers, has formed dells, glens, or as they
- are provincially termed, <i>dens,</i> on whose high and rocky banks trees
- and shrubs of all kinds find a shelter, and grow with a luxuriant
- profusion, which is the more gratifying, as it forms an unexpected
- contrast with the general face of the country. This was eminently the case
- with the approach to the ruins of Saint Ruth, which was for some time
- merely a sheep-track, along the side of a steep and bare hill. By degrees,
- however, as this path descended, and winded round the hillside, trees
- began to appear, at first singly, stunted, and blighted, with locks of
- wool upon their trunks, and their roots hollowed out into recesses, in
- which the sheep love to repose themselves&mdash;a sight much more
- gratifying to the eye of an admirer of the picturesque than to that of a
- planter or forester. By and by the trees formed groups, fringed on the
- edges, and filled up in the middle, by thorns and hazel bushes; and at
- length these groups closed so much together, that although a broad glade
- opened here and there under their boughs, or a small patch of bog or heath
- occurred which had refused nourishment to the seed which they sprinkled
- round, and consequently remained open and waste, the scene might on the
- whole be termed decidedly woodland. The sides of the valley began to
- approach each other more closely; the rush of a brook was heard below, and
- between the intervals afforded by openings in the natural wood, its waters
- were seen hurling clear and rapid under their silvan canopy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck now took upon himself the full authority of cicerone, and
- anxiously directed the company not to go a foot-breadth off the track
- which he pointed out to them, if they wished to enjoy in full perfection
- what they came to see. "You are happy in me for a guide, Miss Wardour,"
- exclaimed the veteran, waving his hand and head in cadence as he repeated
- with emphasis,
- </p>
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- I know each lane, and every alley green,
- Dingle, or bushy dell, of this wild wood,
- And every bosky bower from side to side. *
-</pre>
- <p>
- * (Milton's <i>Comus.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Ah! deuce take it!&mdash;that spray of a bramble has demolished all
- Caxon's labours, and nearly canted my wig into the stream&mdash;so much
- for recitations, <i>hors de propos.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Never mind, my dear sir," said Miss Wardour; "you have your faithful
- attendant ready to repair such a disaster when it happens, and when you
- appear with it as restored to its original splendour, I will carry on the
- quotation:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- So sinks the day-star in the ocean bed,
- And yet anon repairs his drooping head,
- And tricks his beams, and with new-spangled ore
- Flames on the forehead"&mdash;*
-</pre>
- <p>
- * (<i>Lycidas.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- "O! enough, enough!" answered Oldbuck; "I ought to have known what it was
- to give you advantage over me&mdash;But here is what will stop your career
- of satire, for you are an admirer of nature, I know." In fact, when they
- had followed him through a breach in a low, ancient, and ruinous wall,
- they came suddenly upon a scene equally unexpected and interesting.
- </p>
- <p>
- They stood pretty high upon the side of the glen, which had suddenly
- opened into a sort of amphitheatre to give room for a pure and profound
- lake of a few acres extent, and a space of level ground around it. The
- banks then arose everywhere steeply, and in some places were varied by
- rocks&mdash;in others covered with the copse, which run up, feathering
- their sides lightly and irregularly, and breaking the uniformity of the
- green pasture-ground.&mdash;Beneath, the lake discharged itself into the
- huddling and tumultuous brook, which had been their companion since they
- had entered the glen. At the point at which it issued from "its parent
- lake," stood the ruins which they had come to visit. They were not of
- great extent; but the singular beauty, as well as the wild and sequestered
- character of the spot on which they were situated, gave them an interest
- and importance superior to that which attaches itself to architectural
- remains of greater consequence, but placed near to ordinary houses, and
- possessing less romantic accompaniments. The eastern window of the church
- remained entire, with all its ornaments and tracery work; and the sides,
- upheld by flying buttresses whose airy support, detached from the wall
- against which they were placed, and ornamented with pinnacles and carved
- work, gave a variety and lightness to the building. The roof and western
- end of the church were completely ruinous; but the latter appeared to have
- made one side of a square, of which the ruins of the conventual buildings
- formed other two, and the gardens a fourth. The side of these buildings
- which overhung the brook, was partly founded on a steep and precipitous
- rock; for the place had been occasionally turned to military purposes, and
- had been taken with great slaughter during Montrose's wars. The ground
- formerly occupied by the garden was still marked by a few orchard trees.
- At a greater distance from the buildings were detached oaks and elms and
- chestnuts, growing singly, which had attained great size. The rest of the
- space between the ruins and the hill was a close-cropt sward, which the
- daily pasture of the sheep kept in much finer order than if it had been
- subjected to the scythe and broom. The whole scene had a repose, which was
- still and affecting without being monotonous. The dark, deep basin, in
- which the clear blue lake reposed, reflecting the water lilies which grew
- on its surface, and the trees which here and there threw their arms from
- the banks, was finely contrasted with the haste and tumult of the brook
- which broke away from the outlet, as if escaping from confinement and
- hurried down the glen, wheeling around the base of the rock on which the
- ruins were situated, and brawling in foam and fury with every shelve and
- stone which obstructed its passage. A similar contrast was seen between
- the level green meadow, in which the ruins were situated, and the large
- timber-trees which were scattered over it, compared with the precipitous
- banks which arose at a short distance around, partly fringed with light
- and feathery underwood, partly rising in steeps clothed with purple heath,
- and partly more abruptly elevated into fronts of grey rock, chequered with
- lichen, and with those hardy plants which find root even in the most arid
- crevices of the crags.
- </p>
- <p>
- "There was the retreat of learning in the days of darkness, Mr. Lovel!"
- said Oldbuck,&mdash;around whom the company had now grouped themselves
- while they admired the unexpected opening of a prospect so romantic;&mdash;"there
- reposed the sages who were aweary of the world, and devoted either to that
- which was to come, or to the service of the generations who should follow
- them in this. I will show you presently the library;&mdash;see that
- stretch of wall with square-shafted windows&mdash;there it existed,
- stored, as an old manuscript in my possession assures me, with five
- thousand volumes. And here I might well take up the lamentation of the
- learned Leland, who, regretting the downfall of the conventual libraries,
- exclaims, like Rachel weeping for her children, that if the Papal laws,
- decrees, decretals, clementines, and other such drugs of the devil&mdash;yea,
- if Heytesburg's sophisms, Porphyry's universals, Aristotle's logic, and
- Dunse's divinity, with such other lousy legerdemains (begging your pardon,
- Miss Wardour) and fruits of the bottomless pit,&mdash;had leaped out of
- our libraries, for the accommodation of grocers, candlemakers,
- soapsellers, and other worldly occupiers, we might have been therewith
- contented. But to put our ancient chronicles, our noble histories, our
- learned commentaries, and national muniments, to such offices of contempt
- and subjection, has greatly degraded our nation, and showed ourselves
- dishonoured in the eyes of posterity to the utmost stretch of time&mdash;O
- negligence most unfriendly to our land!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And, O John Knox" said the Baronet, "through whose influence, and under
- whose auspices, the patriotic task was accomplished!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary, somewhat in the situation of a woodcock caught in his own
- springe, turned short round and coughed, to excuse a slight blush as he
- mustered his answer&mdash;"as to the Apostle of the Scottish Reformation"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Miss Wardour broke in to interrupt a conversation so dangerous. "Pray,
- who was the author you quoted, Mr. Oldbuck?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The learned Leland, Miss Wardour, who lost his senses on witnessing the
- destruction of the conventual libraries in England."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Now, I think," replied the young lady, "his misfortune may have saved the
- rationality of some modern antiquaries, which would certainly have been
- drowned if so vast a lake of learning had not been diminished by
- draining."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, thank Heaven, there is no danger now&mdash;they have hardly left us
- a spoonful in which to perform the dire feat."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, Mr. Oldbuck led the way down the bank, by a steep but secure
- path, which soon placed them on the verdant meadow where the ruins stood.
- "There they lived," continued the Antiquary, "with nought to do but to
- spend their time in investigating points of remote antiquity, transcribing
- manuscripts, and composing new works for the information of posterity."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And," added the Baronet, "in exercising the rites of devotion with a pomp
- and ceremonial worthy of the office of the priesthood."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And if Sir Arthur's excellence will permit," said the German, with a low
- bow, "the monksh might also make de vary curious experiment in deir
- laboraties, both in chemistry and <i>magia naturalis.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think," said the clergyman, "they would have enough to do in collecting
- the teinds of the parsonage and vicarage of three good parishes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And all," added Miss Wardour, nodding to the Antiquary, "without
- interruption from womankind."
- </p>
- <p>
- "True, my fair foe," said Oldbuck; "this was a paradise where no Eve was
- admitted, and we may wonder the rather by what chance the good fathers
- came to lose it."
- </p>
- <p>
- With such criticisms on the occupations of those by whom the ruins had
- been formerly possessed, they wandered for some time from one moss-grown
- shrine to another, under the guidance of Oldbuck, who explained, with much
- plausibility, the ground-plan of the edifice, and read and expounded to
- the company the various mouldering inscriptions which yet were to be
- traced upon the tombs of the dead, or under the vacant niches of the
- sainted images.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is the reason," at length Miss Wardour asked the Antiquary, "why
- tradition has preserved to us such meagre accounts of the inmates of these
- stately edifices, raised with such expense of labour and taste, and whose
- owners were in their times personages of such awful power and importance?
- The meanest tower of a freebooting baron or squire who lived by his lance
- and broadsword, is consecrated by its appropriate legend, and the shepherd
- will tell you with accuracy the names and feats of its inhabitants;&mdash;but
- ask a countryman concerning these beautiful and extensive remains&mdash;these
- towers, these arches, and buttresses, and shafted windows, reared at such
- cost,&mdash;three words fill up his answer&mdash;they were made up by the
- monks lang syne.'"
- </p>
- <p>
- The question was somewhat puzzling. Sir Arthur looked upward, as if hoping
- to be inspired with an answer&mdash;Oldbuck shoved back his wig&mdash;the
- clergyman was of opinion that his parishioners were too deeply impressed
- with the true presbyterian doctrine to preserve any records concerning the
- papistical cumberers of the land, offshoots as they were of the great
- overshadowing tree of iniquity, whose roots are in the bowels of the seven
- hills of abomination&mdash;Lovel thought the question was best resolved by
- considering what are the events which leave the deepest impression on the
- minds of the common people&mdash;"These," he contended, "were not such as
- resemble the gradual progress of a fertilizing river, but the headlong and
- precipitous fury of some portentous flood. The eras by which the vulgar
- compute time, have always reference to some period of fear and
- tribulation, and they date by a tempest, an earthquake, or burst of civil
- commotion. When such are the facts most alive, in the memory of the common
- people, we cannot wonder," he concluded, "that the ferocious warrior is
- remembered, and the peaceful abbots are abandoned to forgetfulness and
- oblivion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you pleashe, gentlemans and ladies, and ashking pardon of Sir Arthur
- and Miss Wardour, and this worthy clergymansh, and my goot friend Mr.
- Oldenbuck, who is my countrymansh, and of goot young Mr. Lofel also, I
- think it is all owing to de hand of glory."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The hand of what?" exclaimed Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "De hand of glory, my goot Master Oldenbuck, which is a vary great and
- terrible secrets&mdash;which de monksh used to conceal their treasures
- when they were triven from their cloisters by what you call de Reform."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, indeed! tell us about that," said Oldbuck, "for these are secrets
- worth knowing."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, my goot Master Oldenbuck, you will only laugh at me&mdash;But de
- hand of glory is vary well known in de countries where your worthy
- progenitors did live&mdash;and it is hand cut off from a dead man, as has
- been hanged for murther, and dried very nice in de shmoke of juniper wood;
- and if you put a little of what you call yew wid your juniper, it will not
- be any better&mdash;that is, it will not be no worse&mdash;then you do
- take something of de fatsh of de bear, and of de badger, and of de great
- eber, as you call de grand boar, and of de little sucking child as has not
- been christened (for dat is very essentials), and you do make a candle,
- and put it into de hand of glory at de proper hour and minute, with de
- proper ceremonish, and he who seeksh for treasuresh shall never find none
- at all."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I dare take my corporal oath of that conclusion," said the Antiquary.
- "And was it the custom, Mr. Dousterswivel, in Westphalia, to make use of
- this elegant candelabrum?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Alwaysh, Mr. Oldenbuck, when you did not want nobody to talk of nothing
- you wash doing about&mdash;And the monksh alwaysh did this when they did
- hide their church-plates, and their great chalices, and de rings, wid very
- preshious shtones and jewels."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, notwithstanding, you knights of the Rosy Cross have means, no doubt,
- of breaking the spell, and discovering what the poor monks have put
- themselves to so much trouble to conceal?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! goot Mr. Oldenbuck," replied the adept, shaking his head
- mysteriously, "you was very hard to believe; but if you had seen de great
- huge pieces of de plate so massive, Sir Arthur,&mdash;so fine fashion,
- Miss Wardour&mdash;and de silver cross dat we did find (dat was Schroepfer
- and my ownself) for de Herr Freygraf, as you call de Baron Von
- Blunderhaus, I do believe you would have believed then."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Seeing <i>is</i> believing indeed. But what was your art&mdash;what was
- your mystery, Mr. Dousterswivel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha, Mr. Oldenbuck! dat is my little secret, mine goot sir&mdash;you sall
- forgife me that I not tell that. But I will tell you dere are various ways&mdash;yes,
- indeed, dere is de dream dat you dream tree times&mdash;dat is a vary goot
- way."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am glad of that," said Oldbuck; "I have a friend" (with a side-glance
- to Lovel) "who is peculiarly favoured by the visits of Queen Mab."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Den dere is de sympathies, and de antipathies, and de strange properties
- and virtues natural of divers herb, and of de little divining-rod."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I would gladly rather see some of these wonders than hear of them," said
- Miss Wardour.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah, but, my much-honoured young lady, this is not de time or de way to do
- de great wonder of finding all de church's plate and treasure; but to
- oblige you, and Sir Arthur my patron, and de reverend clergymans, and goot
- Mr. Oldenbuck, and young Mr. Lofel, who is a very goot young gentleman
- also, I will show you dat it is possible, a vary possible, to discover de
- spring, of water, and de little fountain hidden in de ground, without any
- mattock, or spade, or dig at all."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Umph!" quoth the Antiquary, "I have heard of that conundrum. That will be
- no very productive art in our country;&mdash;you should carry that
- property to Spain or Portugal, and turn it to good account."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! my goot Master Oldenbuck, dere is de Inquisition and de Auto-da-fe&mdash;they
- would burn me, who am but a simple philosopher, for one great conjurer."
- </p>
- <p>
- "They would cast away their coals then," said Oldbuck; "but," continued
- he, in a whisper to Lovel, "were they to pillory him for one of the most
- impudent rascals that ever wagged a tongue, they would square the
- punishment more accurately with his deserts. But let us see: I think he is
- about to show us some of his legerdemain."
- </p>
- <p>
- In truth, the German was now got to a little copse-thicket at some
- distance from the ruins, where he affected busily to search for such a
- wand as would suit the purpose of his mystery: and after cutting and
- examining, and rejecting several, he at length provided himself with a
- small twig of hazel terminating in a forked end, which he pronounced to
- possess the virtue proper for the experiment that he was about to exhibit.
- Holding the forked ends of the wand, each between a finger and thumb, and
- thus keeping the rod upright, he proceeded to pace the ruined aisles and
- cloisters, followed by the rest of the company in admiring procession. "I
- believe dere was no waters here," said the adept, when he had made the
- round of several of the buildings, without perceiving any of those
- indications which he pretended to expect&mdash;"I believe those Scotch
- monksh did find de water too cool for de climate, and alwaysh drank de
- goot comfortable, Rhinewine. But, aha!&mdash;see there!" Accordingly, the
- assistants observed the rod to turn in his fingers, although he pretended
- to hold it very tight.&mdash;"Dere is water here about, sure enough," and,
- turning this way and that way, as the agitation of the divining-rod seemed
- to increase or diminish, he at length advanced into the midst of a vacant
- and roofless enclosure which had been the kitchen of the priory, when the
- rod twisted itself so as to point almost straight downwards. "Here is de
- place," said the adept, "and if you do not find de water here, I will give
- you all leave to call me an impudent knave."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I shall take that license," whispered the Antiquary to Lovel, "whether
- the water is discovered or no."
- </p>
- <p>
- A servant, who had come up with a basket of cold refreshments, was now
- despatched to a neighbouring forester's hut for a mattock and pick-axe.
- The loose stones and rubbish being removed from the spot indicated by the
- German, they soon came to the sides of a regularly-built well; and when a
- few feet of rubbish were cleared out by the assistance of the forester and
- his sons, the water began to rise rapidly, to the delight of the
- philosopher, the astonishment of the ladies, Mr. Blattergowl, and Sir
- Arthur, the surprise of Lovel, and the confusion of the incredulous
- Antiquary. He did not fail, however, to enter his protest in Lovers ear
- against the miracle. "This is a mere trick," he said; "the rascal had made
- himself sure of the existence of this old well, by some means or other,
- before he played off this mystical piece of jugglery. Mark what he talks
- of next. I am much mistaken if this is not intended as a prelude to some
- more serious fraud. See how the rascal assumes consequence, and plumes
- himself upon the credit of his success, and how poor Sir Arthur takes in
- the tide of nonsense which he is delivering to him as principles of occult
- science!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You do see, my goot patron, you do see, my goot ladies, you do see,
- worthy Dr. Bladderhowl, and even Mr. Lofel and Mr. Oldenbuck may see, if
- they do will to see, how art has no enemy at all but ignorance. Look at
- this little slip of hazel nuts&mdash;it is fit for nothing at all but to
- whip de little child"&mdash;("I would choose a cat and nine tails for your
- occasions," whispered Oldbuck apart)&mdash;"and you put it in the hands of
- a philosopher&mdash;paf! it makes de grand discovery. But this is nothing,
- Sir Arthur,&mdash;nothing at all, worthy Dr. Botherhowl&mdash;nothing at
- all, ladies&mdash;nothing at all, young Mr. Lofel and goot Mr. Oldenbuck,
- to what art can do. Ah! if dere was any man that had de spirit and de
- courage, I would show him better things than de well of water&mdash;I
- would show him"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "And a little money would be necessary also, would it not?" said the
- Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bah! one trifle, not worth talking about, maight be necessaries,"
- answered the adept.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I thought as much," rejoined the Antiquary, drily; "and I, in the
- meanwhile, without any divining-rod, will show you an excellent venison
- pasty, and a bottle of London particular Madeira, and I think that will
- match all that Mr. Dousterswivel's art is like to exhibit."
- </p>
- <p>
- The feast was spread <i>fronde super viridi,</i> as Oldbuck expressed
- himself, under a huge old tree called the Prior's Oak, and the company,
- sitting down around it, did ample honour to the contents of the basket.
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- As when a Gryphon through the wilderness,
- With winged course, o'er hill and moory dale,
- Pursues the Arimaspian, who by stealth
- Had from his wakeful custody purloined
- The guarded gold: So eagerly the Fiend&mdash;
- Paradise Lost.
-</pre>
- <p>
- When their collation was ended, Sir Arthur resumed the account of the
- mysteries of the divining-rod, as a subject on which he had formerly
- conversed with Dousterswivel. "My friend Mr. Oldbuck will now be prepared,
- Mr. Dousterswivel, to listen with more respect to the stories you have
- told us of the late discoveries in Germany by the brethren of your
- association."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah, Sir Arthur, that was not a thing to speak to those gentlemans,
- because it is want of credulity&mdash;what you call faith&mdash;that
- spoils the great enterprise."
- </p>
- <p>
- "At least, however, let my daughter read the narrative she has taken down
- of the story of Martin Waldeck."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah! that was vary true story&mdash;but Miss Wardour, she is so sly and so
- witty, that she has made it just like one romance&mdash;as well as Goethe
- or Wieland could have done it, by mine honest wort."
- </p>
- <p>
- "To say the truth, Mr. Dousterswivel," answered Miss Wardour, "the
- romantic predominated in the legend so much above the probable, that it
- was impossible for a lover of fairyland like me to avoid lending a few
- touches to make it perfect in its kind. But here it is, and if you do not
- incline to leave this shade till the heat of the day has somewhat
- declined, and will have sympathy with my bad composition, perhaps Sir
- Arthur or Mr. Oldbuck will read it to us."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not I," said Sir Arthur; "I was never fond of reading aloud."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor I," said Oldbuck, "for I have forgot my spectacles. But here is
- Lovel, with sharp eyes and a good voice; for Mr. Blattergowl, I know,
- never reads anything, lest he should be suspected of reading his sermons."
- </p>
- <p>
- The task was therefore imposed upon Lovel, who received, with some
- trepidation, as Miss Wardour delivered, with a little embarrassment, a
- paper containing the lines traced by that fair hand, the possession of
- which he coveted as the highest blessing the earth could offer to him. But
- there was a necessity of suppressing his emotions; and after glancing over
- the manuscript, as if to become acquainted with the character, he
- collected himself, and read the company the following tale:&mdash;
- </p>
- <h3>
- The Fortunes of Martin Waldeck.&lt;/h3
- </h3>
- <p>
- The solitudes of the Harz forest in Germany, but especially the mountains
- called Blocksberg, or rather Brockenberg, are the chosen scenes for tales
- of witches, demons, and apparitions.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
-[The outline of this story is taken from the German, though the Author
- is at present unable to say in which of the various collections of the
- popular legends in that language the original is to be found.]
-</pre>
- <p>
- The occupation of the inhabitants, who are either miners or foresters, is
- of a kind that renders them peculiarly prone to superstition, and the
- natural phenomena which they witness in pursuit of their solitary or
- subterraneous profession, are often set down by them to the interference
- of goblins or the power of magic. Among the various legends current in
- that wild country, there is a favourite one, which supposes the Harz to be
- haunted by a sort of tutelar demon, in the shape of a wild man, of huge
- stature, his head wreathed with oak leaves, and his middle cinctured with
- the same, bearing in his hand a pine torn up by the roots. It is certain
- that many persons profess to have seen such a form traversing, with huge
- strides, in a line parallel to their own course, the opposite ridge of a
- mountain, when divided from it by a narrow glen; and indeed the fact of
- the apparition is so generally admitted, that modern scepticism has only
- found refuge by ascribing it to optical deception. *
- </p>
- <p>
- *The shadow of the person who sees the phantom, being reflected upon a
- cloud of mist, like the image of the magic lantern upon a white sheet, is
- supposed to have formed the apparition.
- </p>
- <p>
- In elder times, the intercourse of the demon with the inhabitants was more
- familiar, and, according to the traditions of the Harz, he was wont, with
- the caprice usually ascribed to these earth-born powers, to interfere with
- the affairs of mortals, sometimes for their weal, sometimes for their wo.
- But it was observed that even his gifts often turned out, in the long run,
- fatal to those on whom they were bestowed, and it was no uncommon thing
- for the pastors, in their care of their flocks, to compose long sermons,
- the burden whereof was a warning against having any intercourse, direct or
- indirect, with the Harz demon. The fortunes of Martin Waldeck have been
- often quoted by the aged to their giddy children, when they were heard to
- scoff at a danger which appeared visionary.
- </p>
- <p>
- A travelling capuchin had possessed himself of the pulpit of the thatched
- church at a little hamlet called <i>Morgenbrodt,</i> lying in the Harz
- district, from which he declaimed against the wickedness of the
- inhabitants, their communication with fiends, witches, and fairies, and,
- in particular, with the woodland goblin of the Harz. The doctrines of
- Luther had already begun to spread among the peasantry (for the incident
- is placed under the reign of Charles V. ), and they laughed to scorn the
- zeal with which the venerable man insisted upon his topic. At length, as
- his vehemence increased with opposition, so their opposition rose in
- proportion to his vehemence. The inhabitants did not like to hear an
- accustomed quiet demon, who had inhabited the Brockenberg for so many
- ages, summarily confounded with Baal-peor, Ashtaroth, and Beelzebub
- himself, and condemned without reprieve to the bottomless Tophet. The
- apprehensions that the spirit might avenge himself on them for listening
- to such an illiberal sentence, added to their national interest in his
- behalf. A travelling friar, they said, that is here to-day and away
- to-morrow, may say what he pleases: but it is we, the ancient and constant
- inhabitants of the country, that are left at the mercy of the insulted
- demon, and must, of course, pay for all. Under the irritation occasioned
- by these reflections, the peasants from injurious language betook
- themselves to stones, and having pebbled the priest pretty handsomely,
- they drove him out of the parish to preach against demons elsewhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- Three young men, who had been present and assisting on this occasion were
- upon their return to the hut where they carried on the laborious and mean
- occupation of preparing charcoal for the smelting furnaces. On the way,
- their conversation naturally turned upon the demon of the Harz and the
- doctrine of the capuchin. Max and George Waldeck, the two elder brothers,
- although they allowed the language of the capuchin to have been indiscreet
- and worthy of censure, as presuming to determine upon the precise
- character and abode of the spirit, yet contended it was dangerous, in the
- highest degree, to accept of his gifts, or hold any communication with
- him, He was powerful, they allowed, but wayward and capricious, and those
- who had intercourse with him seldom came to a good end. Did he not give
- the brave knight, Ecbert of Rabenwald, that famous black steed, by means
- of which he vanquished all the champions at the great tournament at
- Bremen? and did not the same steed afterwards precipitate itself with its
- rider into an abyss so steep and fearful, that neither horse nor man were
- ever seen more? Had he not given to Dame Gertrude Trodden a curious spell
- for making butter come? and was she not burnt for a witch by the grand
- criminal judge of the Electorate, because she availed herself of his gift?
- But these, and many other instances which they quoted, of mischance and
- ill-luck ultimately attending on the apparent benefits conferred by the
- Harz spirit, failed to make any impression upon Martin Waldeck, the
- youngest of the brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Martin was youthful, rash, and impetuous; excelling in all the exercises
- which distinguish a mountaineer, and brave and undaunted from his familiar
- intercourse with the dangers that attend them. He laughed at the timidity
- of his brothers. "Tell me not of such folly," he said; "the demon is a
- good demon&mdash;he lives among us as if he were a peasant like ourselves&mdash;haunts
- the lonely crags and recesses of the mountains like a huntsman or goatherd&mdash;and
- he who loves the Harz forest and its wild scenes cannot be indifferent to
- the fate of the hardy children of the soil. But, if the demon were as
- malicious as you would make him, how should he derive power over mortals,
- who barely avail themselves of his gifts, without binding themselves to
- submit to his pleasure? When you carry your charcoal to the furnace, is
- not the money as good that is paid you by blaspheming Blaize, the old
- reprobate overseer, as if you got it from the pastor himself? It is not
- the goblins gifts which can endanger you, then, but it is the use you
- shall make of them that you must account for. And were the demon to appear
- to me at this moment, and indicate to me a gold or silver mine, I would
- begin to dig away even before his back were turned,&mdash;and I would
- consider myself as under protection of a much Greater than he, while I
- made a good use of the wealth he pointed out to me."
- </p>
- <p>
- To this the elder brother replied, that wealth ill won was seldom well
- spent; while Martin presumptuously declared, that the possession of all
- the treasures of the Harz would not make the slightest alteration on his
- habits, morals, or character.
- </p>
- <p>
- His brother entreated Martin to talk less wildly upon the subject, and
- with some difficulty contrived to withdraw his attention, by calling it to
- the consideration of the approaching boar-chase. This talk brought them to
- their hut, a wretched wigwam, situated upon one side of a wild, narrow,
- and romantic dell, in the recesses of the Brockenberg. They released their
- sister from attending upon the operation of charring the wood, which
- requires constant attention, and divided among themselves the duty of
- watching it by night, according to their custom, one always waking, while
- his brothers slept.
- </p>
- <p>
- Max Waldeck, the eldest, watched during the first two hours of the night,
- and was considerably alarmed by observing, upon the opposite bank of the
- glen, or valley, a huge fire surrounded by some figures that appeared to
- wheel around it with antic gestures. Max at first bethought him of calling
- up his brothers; but recollecting the daring character of the youngest,
- and finding it impossible to wake the elder without also disturbing Martin&mdash;conceiving
- also what he saw to be an illusion of the demon, sent perhaps in
- consequence of the venturous expressions used by Martin on the preceding
- evening, he thought it best to betake himself to the safeguard of such
- prayers as he could murmur over, and to watch in great terror and
- annoyance this strange and alarming apparition. After blazing for some
- time, the fire faded gradually away into darkness, and the rest of Max's
- watch was only disturbed by the remembrance of its terrors.
- </p>
- <p>
- George now occupied the place of Max, who had retired to rest. The
- phenomenon of a huge blazing fire, upon the opposite bank of the glen,
- again presented itself to the eye of the watchman. It was surrounded as
- before by figures, which, distinguished by their opaque forms, being
- between the spectator and the red glaring light, moved and fluctuated
- around it as if engaged in some mystical ceremony. George, though equally
- cautious, was of a bolder character than his elder brother. He resolved to
- examine more nearly the object of his wonder; and, accordingly after
- crossing the rivulet which divided the glen, he climbed up the opposite
- bank, and approached within an arrow's flight of the fire, which blazed
- apparently with the same fury as when he first witnessed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The appearance, of the assistants who surrounded it resembled those
- phantoms which are seen in a troubled dream, and at once confirmed the
- idea he had entertained from the first, that they did not belong to the
- human world. Amongst these strange unearthly forms, George Waldeck
- distinguished that of a giant overgrown with hair, holding an uprooted fir
- in his hand, with which, from time to time, he seemed to stir the blazing
- fire, and having no other clothing than a wreath of oak leaves around his
- forehead and loins. George's heart sunk within him at recognising the
- well-known apparition of the Harz demon, as he had been often described to
- him by the ancient shepherds and huntsmen who had seen his form traversing
- the mountains. He turned, and was about to fly; but upon second thoughts,
- blaming his own cowardice, he recited mentally the verse of the Psalmist,
- "All good angels, praise the Lord!" which is in that country supposed
- powerful as an exorcism, and turned himself once more towards the place
- where he had seen the fire. But it was no longer visible.
- </p>
- <p>
- The pale moon alone enlightened the side of the valley; and when George,
- with trembling steps, a moist brow, and hair bristling upright under his
- collier's cap, came to the spot on which the fire had been so lately
- visible, marked as it was by a scathed oak-tree, there appeared not on the
- heath the slightest vestiges of what he had seen. The moss and wild
- flowers were unscorched, and the branches of the oak-tree, which had so
- lately appeared enveloped in wreaths of flame and smoke, were moist with
- the dews of midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- George returned to his hut with trembling steps, and, arguing like his
- elder brother, resolved to say nothing of what he had seen, lest he should
- awake in Martin that daring curiosity which he almost deemed to be allied
- with impiety.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Martin's turn to watch. The household cock had given his first
- summons, and the night was well-nigh spent. Upon examining the state of
- the furnace in which the wood was deposited in order to its being <i>coked</i>
- or <i>charred,</i> he was surprised to find that the fire had not been
- sufficiently maintained; for in his excursion and its consequences, George
- had forgot the principal object of his watch. Martin's first thought was
- to call up the slumberers; but observing that both his brothers slept
- unwontedly deep and heavily, he respected their repose, and set himself to
- supply the furnace with fuel without requiring their aid. What he heaped
- upon it was apparently damp and unfit for the purpose, for the fire seemed
- rather to decay than revive. Martin next went to collect some boughs from
- a stack which had been carefully cut and dried for this purpose; but, when
- he returned, he found the fire totally extinguished. This was a serious
- evil, and threatened them with loss of their trade for more than one day.
- The vexed and mortified watchman set about to strike a light in order to
- rekindle the fire but the tinder was moist, and his labour proved in this
- respect also ineffectual. He was now about to call up his brothers, for
- circumstances seemed to be pressing, when flashes of light glimmered not
- only through the window, but through every crevice of the rudely built
- hut, and summoned him to behold the same apparition which had before
- alarmed the successive watches of his brethren. His first idea was, that
- the Muhllerhaussers, their rivals in trade, and with whom they had had
- many quarrels, might have encroached upon their bounds for the purpose of
- pirating their wood; and he resolved to awake his brothers, and be
- revenged on them for their audacity. But a short reflection and
- observation on the gestures and manner of those who seemed to "work in the
- fire," induced him to dismiss this belief, and although rather sceptical
- in such matters, to conclude that what he saw was a supernatural
- phenomenon. "But be they men or fiends," said the undaunted forester,
- "that busy themselves yonder with such fantastical rites and gestures, I
- will go and demand a light to rekindle our furnace." He, relinquished at
- the same time the idea of awaking his brethren. There was a belief that
- such adventures as he was about to undertake were accessible only to one
- person at a time; he feared also that his brothers, in their scrupulous
- timidity, might interfere to prevent his pursuing the investigation he had
- resolved to commence; and, therefore, snatching his boar-spear from the
- wall, the undaunted Martin Waldeck set forth on the adventure alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- With the same success as his brother George, but with courage far
- superior, Martin crossed the brook, ascended the hill, and approached so
- near the ghostly assembly, that he could recognise, in the presiding
- figure, the attributes of the Harz demon. A cold shuddering assailed him
- for the first time in his life; but the recollection that he had at a
- distance dared and even courted the intercourse which was now about to
- take place, confirmed his staggering courage; and pride supplying what he
- wanted in resolution, he advanced with tolerable firmness towards the
- fire, the figures which surrounded it appearing still more wild,
- fantastical, and supernatural, the more near he approached to the
- assembly. He was received with a loud shout of discordant and unnatural
- laughter, which, to his stunned ears, seemed more alarming than a
- combination of the most dismal and melancholy sounds that could be
- imagined. "Who art thou?" said the giant, compressing his savage and
- exaggerated features into a sort of forced gravity, while they were
- occasionally agitated by the convulsion of the laughter which he seemed to
- suppress.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Martin Waldeck, the forester," answered the hardy youth;&mdash;"and who
- are you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The King of the Waste and of the Mine," answered the spectre;&mdash;"and
- why hast thou dared to encroach on my mysteries?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I came in search of light to rekindle my fire," answered Martin, hardily,
- and then resolutely asked in his turn, "What mysteries are those that you
- celebrate here?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "We celebrate," answered the complaisant demon, "the wedding of Hermes
- with the Black Dragon&mdash;But take thy fire that thou camest to seek,
- and begone! no mortal may look upon us and live."
- </p>
- <p>
- The peasant struck his spear-point into a large piece of blazing wood,
- which he heaved up with some difficulty, and then turned round to regain
- his hut, the shouts of laughter being renewed behind him with treble
- violence, and ringing far down the narrow valley. When Martin returned to
- the hut, his first care, however much astonished with what he had seen,
- was to dispose the kindled coal among the fuel so as might best light the
- fire of his furnace; but after many efforts, and all exertions of bellows
- and fire-prong, the coal he had brought from the demon's fire became
- totally extinct without kindling any of the others. He turned about, and
- observed the fire still blazing on the hill, although those who had been
- busied around it had disappeared. As he conceived the spectre had been
- jesting with him, he gave way to the natural hardihood of his temper, and,
- determining to see the adventure to an end, resumed the road to the fire,
- from which, unopposed by the demon, he brought off in the same manner a
- blazing piece of charcoal, but still without being able to succeed in
- lighting his fire. Impunity having increased his rashness, he resolved
- upon a third experiment, and was as successful as before in reaching the
- fire; but when he had again appropriated a piece of burning coal, and had
- turned to depart, he heard the harsh and supernatural voice which had
- before accosted him, pronounce these words, "Dare not return hither a
- fourth time!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The attempt to kindle the fire with this last coal having proved as
- ineffectual as on the former occasions, Martin relinquished the hopeless
- attempt, and flung himself on his bed of leaves, resolving to delay till
- the next morning the communication of his supernatural adventure to his
- brothers. He was awakened from a heavy sleep into which he had sunk, from
- fatigue of body and agitation of mind, by loud exclamations of surprise
- and joy. His brothers, astonished at finding the fire extinguished when
- they awoke, had proceeded to arrange the fuel in order to renew it, when
- they found in the ashes three huge metallic masses, which their skill (for
- most of the peasants in the Harz are practical mineralogists) immediately
- ascertained to be pure gold.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was some damp upon their joyful congratulations when they learned from
- Martin the mode in which he had obtained this treasure, to which their own
- experience of the nocturnal vision induced them to give full credit. But
- they were unable to resist the temptation of sharing in their brother's
- wealth. Taking now upon him as head of the house, Martin Waldeck bought
- lands and forests, built a castle, obtained a patent of nobility, and,
- greatly to the indignation of the ancient aristocracy of the
- neighbourhood, was invested with all the privileges of a man of family.
- His courage in public war, as well as in private feuds, together with the
- number of retainers whom he kept in pay, sustained him for some time
- against the odium which was excited by his sudden elevation, and the
- arrogance of his pretensions.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now it was seen in the instance of Martin Waldeck, as it has been in
- that of many others, how little mortals can foresee the effect of sudden
- prosperity on their own disposition. The evil propensities in his nature,
- which poverty had checked and repressed, ripened and bore their unhallowed
- fruit under the influence of temptation and the means of indulgence. As
- Deep calls unto Deep, one bad passion awakened another the fiend of
- avarice invoked that of pride, and pride was to be supported by cruelty
- and oppression. Waldeck's character, always bold and daring but rendered
- harsh and assuming by prosperity, soon made him odious, not to the nobles
- only, but likewise to the lower ranks, who saw, with double dislike, the
- oppressive rights of the feudal nobility of the empire so remorselessly
- exercised by one who had risen from the very dregs of the people. His
- adventure, although carefully concealed, began likewise to be whispered
- abroad, and the clergy already stigmatized as a wizard and accomplice of
- fiends, the wretch, who, having acquired so huge a treasure in so strange
- a manner, had not sought to sanctify it by dedicating a considerable
- portion to the use of the church. Surrounded by enemies, public and
- private, tormented by a thousand feuds, and threatened by the church with
- excommunication, Martin Waldeck, or, as we must now call him, the Baron
- von Waldeck, often regretted bitterly the labours and sports of his
- unenvied poverty. But his courage failed him not under all these
- difficulties, and seemed rather to augment in proportion to the danger
- which darkened around him, until an accident precipitated his fall.
- </p>
- <p>
- A proclamation by the reigning Duke of Brunswick had invited to a solemn
- tournament all German nobles of free and honourable descent; and Martin
- Waldeck, splendidly armed, accompanied by his two brothers, and a
- gallantly-equipped retinue, had the arrogance to appear among the chivalry
- of the province, and demand permission to enter the lists. This was
- considered as filling up the measure of his presumption. A thousand voices
- exclaimed, "We will have no cinder-sifter mingle in our games of
- chivalry." Irritated to frenzy, Martin drew his sword and hewed down the
- herald, who, in compliance with the general outcry, opposed his entry into
- the lists. An hundred swords were unsheathed to avenge what was in those
- days regarded as a crime only inferior to sacrilege or regicide. Waldeck,
- after defending himself like a lion, was seized, tried on the spot by the
- judges of the lists, and condemned, as the appropriate punishment for
- breaking the peace of his sovereign, and violating the sacred person of a
- herald-at-arms, to have his right hand struck from his body, to be
- ignominiously deprived of the honour of nobility, of which he was
- unworthy, and to be expelled from the city. When he had been stripped of
- his arms, and sustained the mutilation imposed by this severe sentence,
- the unhappy victim of ambition was abandoned to the rabble, who followed
- him with threats and outcries levelled alternately against the necromancer
- and oppressor, which at length ended in violence. His brothers (for his
- retinue were fled and dispersed) at length succeeded in rescuing him from
- the hands of the populace, when, satiated with cruelty, they had left him
- half dead through loss of blood, and through the outrages he had
- sustained. They were not permitted, such was the ingenious cruelty of
- their enemies, to make use of any other means of removing him, excepting
- such a collier's cart as they had themselves formerly used, in which they
- deposited their brother on a truss of straw, scarcely expecting to reach
- any place of shelter ere death should release him from his misery.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the Waldecks, journeying in this miserable manner, had approached the
- verge of their native country, in a hollow way, between two mountains,
- they perceived a figure advancing towards them, which at first sight
- seemed to be an aged man. But as he approached, his limbs and stature
- increased, the cloak fell from his shoulders, his pilgrim's staff was
- changed into an uprooted pine-tree, and the gigantic figure of the Harz
- demon passed before them in his terrors. When he came opposite to the cart
- which contained the miserable Waldeck, his huge features dilated into a
- grin of unutterable contempt and malignity, as he asked the sufferer, "How
- like you the fire my coals have kindled?" The power of motion, which
- terror suspended in his two brothers, seemed to be restored to Martin by
- the energy of his courage. He raised himself on the cart, bent his brows,
- and, clenching his fist, shook it at the spectre with a ghastly look of
- hate and defiance. The goblin vanished with his usual tremendous and
- explosive laugh, and left Waldeck exhausted with this effort of expiring
- nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- The terrified brethren turned their vehicle toward the towers of a
- convent, which arose in a wood of pine-trees beside the road. They were
- charitably received by a bare-footed and long-bearded capuchin, and Martin
- survived only to complete the first confession he had made since the day
- of his sudden prosperity, and to receive absolution from the very priest
- whom, precisely on that day three years, he had assisted to pelt out of
- the hamlet of Morgenbrodt. The three years of precarious prosperity were
- supposed to have a mysterious correspondence with the number of his visits
- to the spectral fire upon the bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- The body of Martin Waldeck was interred in the convent where he expired,
- in which his brothers, having assumed the habit of the order, lived and
- died in the performance of acts of charity and devotion. His lands, to
- which no one asserted any claim, lay waste until they were reassumed by
- the emperor as a lapsed fief, and the ruins of the castle, which Waldeck
- had called by his own name, are still shunned by the miner and forester as
- haunted by evil spirits. Thus were the miseries attendant upon wealth,
- hastily attained and ill employed, exemplified in the fortunes of Martin
- Waldeck.
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER NINETEENTH.
- </h2>
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- Here has been such a stormy encounter
- Betwixt my cousin Captain, and this soldier,
- About I know not what!&mdash;nothing, indeed;
- Competitions, degrees, and comparatives
- Of soldiership!&mdash;
- A Faire Qurrell.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The attentive audience gave the fair transcriber of the foregoing legend
- the thanks which politeness required. Oldbuck alone curled up his nose,
- and observed, that Miss Wardour's skill was something like that of the
- alchemists, for she had contrived to extract a sound and valuable moral
- out of a very trumpery and ridiculous legend. "It is the fashion, as I am
- given to understand, to admire those extravagant fictions&mdash;for me,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;I bear an English heart,
- Unused at ghosts and rattling bones to start."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Under your favour, my goot Mr. Oldenbuck," said the German, "Miss Wardour
- has turned de story, as she does every thing as she touches, very pretty
- indeed; but all the history of de Harz goblin, and how he walks among de
- desolate mountains wid a great fir-tree for his walking cane, and wid de
- great green bush around his head and his waist&mdash;that is as true as I
- am an honest man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There is no disputing any proposition so well guaranteed," answered the
- Antiquary, drily. But at this moment the approach of a stranger cut short
- the conversation.
- </p>
- <p>
- The new comer was a handsome young man, about five-and-twenty, in a
- military undress, and bearing, in his look and manner, a good deal of the
- martial profession&mdash;nay, perhaps a little more than is quite
- consistent with the ease of a man of perfect good-breeding, in whom no
- professional habit ought to predominate. He was at once greeted by the
- greater part of the company. "My dear Hector!" said Miss M'Intyre, as she
- rose to take his hand&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hector, son of Priam, whence comest thou?" said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "From Fife, my liege," answered the young soldier, and continued, when he
- had politely saluted the rest of the company, and particularly Sir Arthur
- and his daughter&mdash;"I learned from one of the servants, as I rode
- towards Monkbarns to pay my respects to you, that I should find the
- present company in this place, and I willingly embrace the opportunity to
- pay my respects to so many of my friends at once."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And to a new one also, my trusty Trojan," said Oldbuck. "Mr. Lovel, this
- is my nephew, Captain M'Intyre&mdash;Hector, I recommend Mr. Lovel to your
- acquaintance."
- </p>
- <p>
- The young soldier fixed his keen eye upon Lovel, and paid his compliment
- with more reserve than cordiality and as our acquaintance thought his
- coldness almost supercilious, he was equally frigid and haughty in making
- the necessary return to it; and thus a prejudice seemed to arise between
- them at the very commencement of their acquaintance.
- </p>
- <p>
- The observations which Lovel made during the remainder of this pleasure
- party did not tend to reconcile him with this addition to their society.
- Captain M'Intyre, with the gallantry to be expected from his age and
- profession, attached himself to the service of Miss Wardour, and offered
- her, on every possible opportunity, those marks of attention which Lovel
- would have given the world to have rendered, and was only deterred from
- offering by the fear of her displeasure. With forlorn dejection at one
- moment, and with irritated susceptibility at another, he saw this handsome
- young soldier assume and exercise all the privileges of a <i>cavaliere
- servente.</i> He handed Miss Wardour's gloves, he assisted her in putting
- on her shawl, he attached himself to her in the walks, had a hand ready to
- remove every impediment in her path, and an arm to support her where it
- was rugged or difficult; his conversation was addressed chiefly to her,
- and, where circumstances permitted, it was exclusively so. All this, Lovel
- well knew, might be only that sort of egotistical gallantry which induces
- some young men of the present day to give themselves the air of engrossing
- the attention of the prettiest women in company, as if the others were
- unworthy of their notice. But he thought he observed in the conduct of
- Captain M'Intyre something of marked and peculiar tenderness, which was
- calculated to alarm the jealousy of a lover. Miss Wardour also received
- his attentions; and although his candour allowed they were of a kind which
- could not be repelled without some strain of affectation, yet it galled
- him to the heart to witness that she did so.
- </p>
- <p>
- The heart-burning which these reflections occasioned proved very
- indifferent seasoning to the dry antiquarian discussions with which
- Oldbuck, who continued to demand his particular attention, was
- unremittingly persecuting him; and he underwent, with fits of impatience
- that amounted almost to loathing, a course of lectures upon monastic
- architecture, in all its styles, from the massive Saxon to the florid
- Gothic, and from that to the mixed and composite architecture of James the
- First's time, when, according to Oldbuck, all orders were confounded, and
- columns of various descriptions arose side by side, or were piled above
- each other, as if symmetry had been forgotten, and the elemental
- principles of art resolved into their primitive confusion. "What can be
- more cutting to the heart than the sight of evils," said Oldbuck, in
- rapturous enthusiasm, "which we are compelled to behold, while we do not
- possess the power of remedying them?" Lovel answered by an involulatary
- groan. "I see, my dear young friend, and most congenial spirit, that you
- feel these enormities almost as much as I do. Have you ever approached
- them, or met them, without longing to tear, to deface, what is so
- dishonourable?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dishonourable!" echoed Lovel&mdash;"in what respect dishonourable?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I mean, disgraceful to the arts."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Where? how?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon the portico, for example, of the schools of Oxford, where, at
- immense expense, the barbarous, fantastic, and ignorant architect has
- chosen to represent the whole five orders of architecture on the front of
- one building."
- </p>
- <p>
- By such attacks as these, Oldbuck, unconscious of the torture he was
- giving, compelled Lovel to give him a share of his attention,&mdash;as a
- skilful angler, by means of his line, maintains an influence over the most
- frantic movements of his agonized prey.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were now on their return to the spot where they had left the
- carriages; and it is inconceivable how often, in the course of that short
- walk, Lovel, exhausted by the unceasing prosing of his worthy companion,
- mentally bestowed on the devil, or any one else that would have rid him of
- hearing more of them, all the orders and disorders of architecture which
- had been invented or combined from the building of Solomon's temple
- downwards. A slight incident occurred, however, which sprinkled a little
- patience on the heat of his distemperature.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour, and her self-elected knight companion, rather preceded the
- others in the narrow path, when the young lady apparently became desirous
- to unite herself with the rest of the party, and, to break off her <i>tete-a-tete</i>
- with the young officer, fairly made a pause until Mr. Oldbuck came up. "I
- wished to ask you a question, Mr. Oldbuck, concerning the date of these
- interesting ruins."
- </p>
- <p>
- It would be doing injustice to Miss Wardour's <i>savoir faire,</i> to
- suppose she was not aware that such a question would lead to an answer of
- no limited length. The Antiquary, starting like a war-horse at the trumpet
- sound, plunged at once into the various arguments for and against the date
- of 1273, which had been assigned to the priory of St. Ruth by a late
- publication on Scottish architectural antiquities. He raked up the names
- of all the priors who had ruled the institution, of the nobles who had
- bestowed lands upon it, and of the monarchs who had slept their last sleep
- among its roofless courts. As a train which takes fire is sure to light
- another, if there be such in the vicinity, the Baronet, catching at the
- name of one of his ancestors which occurred in Oldbuck's disquisition,
- entered upon an account of his wars, his conquests, and his trophies; and
- worthy Dr. Blattergowl was induced, from the mention of a grant of lands,
- <i>cum decimis inclusis tam vicariis quam garbalibus, et nunquan antea
- separatis,</i> to enter into a long explanation concerning the
- interpretation given by the Teind Court in the consideration of such a
- clause, which had occurred in a process for localling his last
- augmentation of stipend. The orators, like three racers, each pressed
- forward to the goal, without much regarding how each crossed and jostled
- his competitors. Mr. Oldbuck harangued, the Baronet declaimed, Mr.
- Blattergowl prosed and laid down the law, while the Latin forms of feudal
- grants were mingled with the jargon of blazonry, and the yet more
- barbarous phraseology of the Teind Court of Scotland. "He was," exclaimed
- Oldbuck, speaking of the Prior Adhemar, "indeed an exemplary prelate; and,
- from his strictness of morals, rigid execution of penance, joined to the
- charitable disposition of his mind, and the infirmities endured by his
- great age and ascetic habits"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here he chanced to cough, and Sir Arthur burst in, or rather continued&mdash;"was
- called popularly Hell-in-Harness; he carried a shield, gules with a sable
- fess, which we have since disused, and was slain at the battle of Vernoil,
- in France, after killing six of the English with his own"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Decreet of certification," proceeded the clergyman, in that prolonged,
- steady, prosing tone, which, however overpowered at first by the vehemence
- of competition, promised, in the long run, to obtain the ascendancy in
- this strife of narrators;&mdash;"Decreet of certification having gone out,
- and parties being held as confessed, the proof seemed to be held as
- concluded, when their lawyer moved to have it opened up, on the allegation
- that they had witnesses to bring forward, that they had been in the habit
- of carrying the ewes to lamb on the teind-free land; which was a mere
- evasion, for"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- But here the Baronet and Mr. Oldbuck having recovered their wind, and
- continued their respective harangues, the three <i>strands</i> of the
- conversation, to speak the language of a rope-work, were again twined
- together into one undistinguishable string of confusion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yet, howsoever uninteresting this piebald jargon might seem, it was
- obviously Miss Wardour's purpose to give it her attention, in preference
- to yielding Captain M'Intyre an opportunity of renewing their private
- conversation. So that, after waiting for a little time with displeasure,
- ill concealed by his haughty features, he left her to enjoy her bad taste,
- and taking his sister by the arm, detained her a little behind the rest of
- the party.
- </p>
- <p>
- "So I find, Mary, that your neighbour has neither become more lively nor
- less learned during my absence."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We lacked your patience and wisdom to instruct us, Hector."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Thank you, my dear sister. But you have got a wiser, if not so lively an
- addition to your society, than your unworthy brother&mdash;Pray, who is
- this Mr. Lovel, whom our old uncle has at once placed so high in his good
- graces?&mdash;he does not use to be so accessible to strangers."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Lovel, Hector, is a very gentleman-like young man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay,&mdash;that is to say, he bows when he comes into a room, and wears a
- coat that is whole at the elbows."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, brother; it says a great deal more. It says that his manners and
- discourse express the feelings and education of the higher class."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I desire to know what is his birth and his rank in society, and what
- is his title to be in the circle in which I find him domesticated?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you mean, how he comes to visit at Monkbarns, you must ask my uncle,
- who will probably reply, that he invites to his own house such company as
- he pleases; and if you mean to ask Sir Arthur, you must know that Mr.
- Lovel rendered Miss Wardour and him a service of the most important kind."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What! that romantic story is true, then?&mdash;And pray, does the
- valorous knight aspire, as is befitting on such occasions, to the hand of
- the young lady whom he redeemed from peril? It is quite in the rule of
- romance, I am aware; and I did think that she was uncommonly dry to me as
- we walked together, and seemed from time to time as if she watched whether
- she was not giving offence to her gallant cavalier."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear Hector," said his sister, "if you really continue to nourish any
- affection for Miss Wardour"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "If, Mary?&mdash;what an <i>if</i> was there!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "&mdash;I own I consider your perseverance as hopeless."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And why hopeless, my sage sister?" asked Captain M'Intyre: "Miss Wardour,
- in the state of her father's affairs, cannot pretend to much fortune;&mdash;and,
- as to family, I trust that of Mlntyre is not inferior."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, Hector," continued his sister, "Sir Arthur always considers us as
- members of the Monkbarns family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir Arthur may consider what he pleases," answered the Highlander
- scornfully; "but any one with common sense will consider that the wife
- takes rank from the husband, and that my father's pedigree of fifteen
- unblemished descents must have ennobled my mother, if her veins had been
- filled with printer's ink."
- </p>
- <p>
- "For God's sake, Hector," replied his anxious sister, "take care of
- yourself! a single expression of that kind, repeated to my uncle by an
- indiscreet or interested eavesdropper, would lose you his favour for ever,
- and destroy all chance of your succeeding to his estate."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Be it so," answered the heedless young man; "I am one of a profession
- which the world has never been able to do without, and will far less
- endure to want for half a century to come; and my good old uncle may tack
- his good estate and his plebeian name to your apron-string if he pleases,
- Mary, and you may wed this new favourite of his if you please, and you may
- both of you live quiet, peaceable, well-regulated lives, if it pleases
- Heaven. My part is taken&mdash;I'll fawn on no man for an inheritance
- which should be mine by birth."
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss M'Intyre laid her hand on her brother's arm, and entreated him to
- suppress his vehemence. "Who," she said, "injures or seeks to injure you,
- but your own hasty temper?&mdash;what dangers are you defying, but those
- you have yourself conjured up?&mdash;Our uncle has hitherto been all that
- is kind and paternal in his conduct to us, and why should you suppose he
- will in future be otherwise than what he has ever been, since we were left
- as orphans to his care?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He is an excellent old gentleman, I must own," replied M'Intyre, "and I
- am enraged at myself when I chance to offend him; but then his eternal
- harangues upon topics not worth the spark of a flint&mdash;his
- investigations about invalided pots and pans and tobacco-stoppers past
- service&mdash;all these things put me out of patience. I have something of
- Hotspur in me, sister, I must confess."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Too much, too much, my dear brother! Into how many risks, and, forgive me
- for saying, some of them little creditable, has this absolute and violent
- temper led you! Do not let such clouds darken the time you are now to pass
- in our neighbourhood, but let our old benefactor see his kinsman as he is&mdash;generous,
- kind, and lively, without being rude, headstrong, and impetuous."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well," answered Captain M'Intyre, "I am schooled&mdash;good-manners be my
- speed! I'll do the civil thing by your new friend&mdash;I'll have some
- talk with this Mr. Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- With this determination, in which he was for the time perfectly sincere,
- he joined the party who were walking before them. The treble disquisition
- was by this time ended; and Sir Arthur was speaking on the subject of
- foreign news, and the political and military situation of the country,
- themes upon which every man thinks himself qualified to give an opinion.
- An action of the preceding year having come upon the <i>tapis,</i> Lovel,
- accidentally mingling in the conversation, made some assertion concerning
- it, of the accuracy of which Captain M'Intyre seemed not to be convinced,
- although his doubts were politely expressed.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You must confess yourself in the wrong here, Hector," said his uncle,
- "although I know no man less willing to give up an argument; but you were
- in England at the time, and Mr. Lovel was probably concerned in the
- affair."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am speaking to a military man, then?" said M'Intyre; "may I inquire to
- what regiment Mr. Lovel belongs?"&mdash;Mr. Lovel gave him the number of
- the regiment. "It happens strangely that we should never have met before,
- Mr. Lovel. I know your regiment very well, and have served along with them
- at different times."
- </p>
- <p>
- A blush crossed Lovel's countenance. "I have not lately been with my
- regiment," he replied; "I served the last campaign upon the staff of
- General Sir&mdash;&mdash;."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed! that is more wonderful than the other circumstance!&mdash;for
- although I did not serve with General Sir&mdash;&mdash;, yet I had an
- opportunity of knowing the names of the officers who held situations in
- his family, and I cannot recollect that of Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- At this observation Lovel again blushed so deeply as to attract the
- attention of the whole company, while, a scornful laugh seemed to indicate
- Captain M'Intyre's triumph. "There is something strange in this," said
- Oldbuck to himself; "but I will not readily give up my phoenix of
- post-chaise companions&mdash;all his actions, language, and bearing, are
- those of a gentleman."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel in the meanwhile had taken out his pocket-book, and selecting a
- letter, from which he took off the envelope, he handed it to Mlntyre. "You
- know the General's hand, in all probability&mdash;I own I ought not to
- show these exaggerated expressions of his regard and esteem for me." The
- letter contained a very handsome compliment from the officer in question
- for some military service lately performed. Captain M'Intyre, as he
- glanced his eye over it, could not deny that it was written in the
- General's hand, but drily observed, as he returned it, that the address
- was wanting. "The address, Captain M'Intyre," answered Lovel, in the same
- tone, "shall be at your service whenever you choose to inquire after it!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I certainly shall not fail to do so," rejoined the soldier.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Come, come," exclaimed Oldbuck, "what is the meaning of all this? Have we
- got Hiren here?&mdash;We'll have no swaggering youngsters. Are you come
- from the wars abroad, to stir up domestic strife in our peaceful land? Are
- you like bull-dog puppies, forsooth, that when the bull, poor fellow, is
- removed from the ring, fall to brawl among themselves, worry each other,
- and bite honest folk's shins that are standing by?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur trusted, he said, the young gentlemen would not so far forget
- themselves as to grow warm upon such a trifling subject as the back of a
- letter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Both the disputants disclaimed any such intention, and, with high colour
- and flashing eyes, protested they were never so cool in their lives. But
- an obvious damp was cast over the party;&mdash;they talked in future too
- much by the rule to be sociable, and Lovel, conceiving himself the object
- of cold and suspicious looks from the rest of the company, and sensible
- that his indirect replies had given them permission to entertain strange
- opinions respecting him, made a gallant determination to sacrifice the
- pleasure he had proposed in spending the day at Knockwinnock.
- </p>
- <p>
- He affected, therefore, to complain of a violent headache, occasioned by
- the heat of the day, to which he had not been exposed since his illness,
- and made a formal apology to Sir Arthur, who, listening more to recent
- suspicion than to the gratitude due for former services, did not press him
- to keep his engagement more than good-breeding exactly demanded.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Lovel took leave of the ladies, Miss Wardour's manner seemed more
- anxious than he had hitherto remarked it. She indicated by a glance of her
- eye towards Captain M'Intyre, perceptible only by Lovel, the subject of
- her alarm, and hoped, in a voice greatly under her usual tone, it was not
- a less pleasant engagement which deprived them of the pleasure of Mr.
- Lovel's company. "No engagement had intervened," he assured her; "it was
- only the return of a complaint by which he had been for some time
- occasionally attacked."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The best remedy in such a case is prudence, and I&mdash;every friend of
- Mr. Lovel's will expect him to employ it."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel bowed low and coloured deeply, and Miss Wardour, as if she felt that
- she had said too much, turned and got into the carriage. Lovel had next to
- part with Oldbuck, who, during this interval, had, with Caxon's
- assistance, been arranging his disordered periwig, and brushing his coat,
- which exhibited some marks of the rude path they had traversed. "What,
- man!" said Oldbuck, "you are not going to leave us on account of that
- foolish Hector's indiscreet curiosity and vehemence? Why, he is a
- thoughtless boy&mdash;a spoiled child from the time he was in the nurse's
- arms&mdash;he threw his coral and bells at my head for refusing him a bit
- of sugar; and you have too much sense to mind such a shrewish boy: <i>aequam
- servare mentem</i> is the motto of our friend Horace. I'll school Hector
- by and by, and put it all to rights." But Lovel persisted in his design of
- returning to Fairport.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary then assumed a graver tone.&mdash;"Take heed, young man, to
- your present feelings. Your life has been given you for useful and
- valuable purposes, and should be reserved to illustrate the literature of
- your country, when you are not called upon to expose it in her defence, or
- in the rescue of the innocent. Private war, a practice unknown to the
- civilised ancients, is, of all the absurdities introduced by the Gothic
- tribes, the most gross, impious, and cruel. Let me hear no more of these
- absurd quarrels, and I will show you the treatise upon the duello, which I
- composed when the town-clerk and provost Mucklewhame chose to assume the
- privileges of gentlemen, and challenged each other. I thought of printing
- my Essay, which is signed <i>Pacificator;</i> but there was no need, as
- the matter was taken up by the town-council of the borough."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I assure you, my dear sir, there is nothing between Captain M'Intyre
- and me that can render such respectable interference necessary."
- </p>
- <p>
- "See it be so; for otherwise, I will stand second to both parties."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, the old gentleman got into the chaise, close to which Miss
- M'Intyre had detained her brother, upon the same principle that the owner
- of a quarrelsome dog keeps him by his side to prevent his fastening upon
- another. But Hector contrived to give her precaution the slip, for, as he
- was on horseback, he lingered behind the carriages until they had fairly
- turned the corner in the road to Knockwinnock, and then, wheeling his
- horse's head round, gave him the spur in the opposite direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- A very few minutes brought him up with Lovel, who, perhaps anticipating
- his intention, had not put his horse beyond a slow walk, when the clatter
- of hoofs behind him announced Captain Mlntyre. The young soldier, his
- natural heat of temper exasperated by the rapidity of motion, reined his
- horse up suddenly and violently by Lovel's side, and touching his hat
- slightly, inquired, in a very haughty tone of voice, "What am I to
- understand, sir, by your telling me that your address was at my service?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Simply, sir," replied Lovel, "that my name is Lovel, and that my
- residence is, for the present, Fairport, as you will see by this card."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And is this all the information you are disposed to give me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I see no right you have to require more."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I find you, sir, in company with my sister," said the young soldier, "and
- I have a right to know who is admitted into Miss M'Intyre's society."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I shall take the liberty of disputing that right," replied Lovel, with a
- manner as haughty as that of the young soldier;&mdash;"you find me in
- society who are satisfied with the degree of information on my affairs
- which I have thought proper to communicate, and you, a mere stranger, have
- no right to inquire further."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Lovel, if you served as you say you have"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "If!" interrupted Lovel,&mdash;"<i>if</i> I have served as <i>I say</i> I
- have?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, sir, such is my expression&mdash;<i>if</i> you have so served, you
- must know that you owe me satisfaction either in one way or other."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If that be your opinion, I shall be proud to give it to you, Captain
- M'Intyre, in the way in which the word is generally used among gentlemen."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very well, sir," rejoined Hector, and, turning his horse round, galloped
- off to overtake his party.
- </p>
- <p>
- His absence had already alarmed them, and his sister, having stopped the
- carriage, had her neck stretched out of the window to see where he was.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is the matter with you now?" said the Antiquary, "riding to and fro
- as your neck were upon the wager&mdash;why do you not keep up with the
- carriage?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I forgot my glove, sir," said Hector.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Forgot your glove!&mdash;I presume you meant to say you went to throw it
- down&mdash;But I will take order with you, my young gentleman&mdash;you
- shall return with me this night to Monkbarns." So saying, he bid the
- postilion go on.
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTIETH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;If you fail Honour here,
- Never presume to serve her any more;
- Bid farewell to the integrity of armes;
- And the honourable name of soldier
- Fall from you, like a shivered wreath of laurel
- By thunder struck from a desertlesse forehead.
- A Faire Quarrell.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Early the next morning, a gentleman came to wait upon Mr. Lovel, who was
- up and ready to receive him. He was a military gentleman, a friend of
- Captain M'Intyre's, at present in Fairport on the recruiting service.
- Lovel and he were slightly known to each other. "I presume, sir," said Mr.
- Lesley (such was the name of the visitor), "that you guess the occasion of
- my troubling you so early?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "A message from Captain M'Intyre, I presume?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The same. He holds himself injured by the manner in which you declined
- yesterday to answer certain inquiries which he conceived himself entitled
- to make respecting a gentleman whom he found in intimate society with his
- family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "May I ask, if you, Mr. Lesley, would have inclined to satisfy
- interrogatories so haughtily and unceremoniously put to you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Perhaps not;&mdash;and therefore, as I know the warmth of my friend
- M'Intyre on such occasions, I feel very desirous of acting as peacemaker.
- From Mr. Lovel's very gentleman-like manners, every one must strongly wish
- to see him repel all that sort of dubious calumny which will attach itself
- to one whose situation is not fully explained. If he will permit me, in
- friendly conciliation, to inform Captain M'Intyre of his real name, for we
- are led to conclude that of Lovel is assumed"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I beg your pardon, sir, but I cannot admit that inference."
- </p>
- <p>
- "&mdash;Or at least," said Lesley, proceeding, "that it is not the name by
- which Mr. Lovel has been at all times distinguished&mdash;if Mr. Lovel
- will have the goodness to explain this circumstance, which, in my opinion,
- he should do in justice to his own character, I will answer for the
- amicable arrangement of this unpleasant business."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Which is to say, Mr. Lesley, that if I condescend to answer questions
- which no man has a right to ask, and which are now put to me under penalty
- of Captain M'Intyre's resentment, Captain MIntyre will condescend to rest
- satisfied? Mr. Lesley, I have just one word to say on this subject&mdash;I
- have no doubt my secret, if I had one, might be safely entrusted to your
- honour, but I do not feel called upon to satisfy the curiosity of any one.
- Captain M'Intyre met me in society which of itself was a warrant to all
- the world, and particularly ought to be such to him, that I was a
- gentleman. He has, in my opinion, no right to go any further, or to
- inquire the pedigree, rank, or circumstances, of a stranger, who, without
- seeking any intimate connection with him, or his, chances to dine with his
- uncle, or walk in company with his sister."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In that case, Captain M'Intyre requests you to be informed, that your
- farther visits at Monkbarns, and all connection with Miss M'Intyre, must
- be dropt, as disagreeable to him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I shall certainly," said Lovel, "visit Mr. Oldbuck when it suits me,
- without paying the least respect to his nephew's threats or irritable
- feelings. I respect the young lady's name too much (though nothing can be
- slighter than our acquaintance) to introduce it into such a discussion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Since that is your resolution, sir," answered Lesley, "Captain M'Intyre
- requests that Mr. Lovel, unless he wishes to be announced as a very
- dubious character, will favour him with a meeting this evening, at seven,
- at the thorn-tree in the little valley close by the ruins of St. Ruth."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Most unquestionably, I will wait upon him. There is only one difficulty&mdash;I
- must find a friend to accompany me, and where to seek one on this short
- notice, as I have no acquaintance in Fairport&mdash;I will be on the spot,
- however&mdash;Captain M'Intyre may be assured of that."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lesley had taken his hat, and was as far as the door of the apartment,
- when, as if moved by the peculiarity of Lovel's situation, he returned,
- and thus addressed him: "Mr. Lovel, there is something so singular in all
- this, that I cannot help again resuming the argument. You must be yourself
- aware at this moment of the inconvenience of your preserving an incognito,
- for which, I am convinced, there can be no dishonourable reason. Still,
- this mystery renders it difficult for you to procure the assistance of a
- friend in a crisis so delicate&mdash;nay, let me add, that many persons
- will even consider it as a piece of Quixotry in M'Intyre to give you a
- meeting, while your character and circumstances are involved in such
- obscurity."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I understand your innuendo, Mr. Lesley," rejoined Lovel; and though I
- might be offended at its severity, I am not so, because it is meant
- kindly. But, in my opinion, he is entitled to all the privileges of a
- gentleman, to whose charge, during the time he has been known in the
- society where he happens to move, nothing can be laid that is unhandsome
- or unbecoming. For a friend, I dare say I shall find some one or other who
- will do me that good turn; and if his experience be less than I could
- wish, I am certain not to suffer through that circumstance when you are in
- the field for my antagonist."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I trust you will not," said Lesley; "but as I must, for my own sake, be
- anxious to divide so heavy a responsibility with a capable assistant,
- allow me to say, that Lieutenant Taffril's gun-brig is come into the
- roadstead, and he himself is now at old Caxon's, where he lodges. I think
- you have the same degree of acquaintance with him as with me, and, as I am
- sure I should willingly have rendered you such a service were I not
- engaged on the other side, I am convinced he will do so at your first
- request."
- </p>
- <p>
- "At the thorn-tree, then, Mr. Lesley, at seven this evening&mdash;the
- arms, I presume, are pistols?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Exactly. M'Intyre has chosen the hour at which he can best escape from
- Monkbarns&mdash;he was with me this morning by five, in order to return
- and present himself before his uncle was up. Good-morning to you, Mr.
- Lovel." And Lesley left the apartment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel was as brave as most men; but none can internally regard such a
- crisis as now approached, without deep feelings of awe and uncertainty. In
- a few hours he might be in another world to answer for an action which his
- calmer thought told him was unjustifiable in a religious point of view, or
- he might be wandering about in the present like Cain, with the blood of
- his brother on his head. And all this might be saved by speaking a single
- word. Yet pride whispered, that to speak that word now, would be ascribed
- to a motive which would degrade him more low than even the most injurious
- reasons that could be assigned for his silence. Every one, Miss Wardour
- included, must then, he thought, account him a mean dishonoured poltroon,
- who gave to the fear of meeting Captain M'Intyre the explanation he had
- refused to the calm and handsome expostulations of Mr. Lesley. M'Intyre's
- insolent behaviour to himself personally, the air of pretension which he
- assumed towards Miss Wardour, and the extreme injustice, arrogance, and
- incivility of his demands upon a perfect stranger, seemed to justify him
- in repelling his rude investigation. In short, he formed the resolution
- which might have been expected from so young a man,&mdash;to shut the
- eyes, namely, of his calmer reason, and follow the dictates of his
- offended pride. With this purpose he sought Lieutenant Taffril.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lieutenant received him with the good breeding of a gentleman and the
- frankness of a sailor, and listened with no small surprise to the detail
- which preceded his request that he might be favoured with his company at
- his meeting with Captain M'Intyre. When he had finished, Taffril rose up
- and walked through his apartment once or twice. "This is a most singular
- circumstance," he said, "and really"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am conscious, Mr. Taffril, how little I am entitled to make my present
- request, but the urgency of circumstances hardly leaves me an
- alternative."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Permit me to ask you one question," asked the sailor;&mdash;"is there
- anything of which you are ashamed in the circumstances which you have
- declined to communicate."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon my honour, no; there is nothing but what, in a very short time, I
- trust I may publish to the whole world."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hope the mystery arises from no false shame at the lowness of your
- friends perhaps, or connections?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, on my word," replied Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have little sympathy for that folly," said Taffril&mdash;"indeed I
- cannot be supposed to have any; for, speaking of my relations, I may be
- said to have come myself from before the mast, and I believe I shall very
- soon form a connection, which the world will think low enough, with a very
- amiable girl, to whom I have been attached since we were next-door
- neighbours, at a time when I little thought of the good fortune which has
- brought me forward in the service."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I assure you, Mr. Taffril," replied Lovel, "whatever were the rank of my
- parents, I should never think of concealing it from a spirit of petty
- pride. But I am so situated at present, that I cannot enter on the subject
- of my family with any propriety."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is quite enough," said the honest sailor&mdash;"give me your hand;
- I'll see you as well through this business as I can, though it is but an
- unpleasant one after all&mdash;But what of that? our own honour has the
- next call on us after our country;&mdash;you are a lad of spirit, and I
- own I think Mr. Hector M'Intyre, with his long pedigree and his airs of
- family, very much of a jackanapes. His father was a soldier of fortune as
- I am a sailor&mdash;he himself, I suppose, is little better, unless just
- as his uncle pleases; and whether one pursues fortune by land, or sea,
- makes no great difference, I should fancy."
- </p>
- <p>
- "None in the universe, certainly," answered Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well," said his new ally, "we will dine together and arrange matters for
- this rencounter. I hope you understand the use of the weapon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not particularly," Lovel replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am sorry for that&mdash;M'Intyre is said to be a marksman."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am sorry for it also," said Lovel, "both for his sake and my own: I
- must then, in self-defence, take my aim as well as I can."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well," added Taffril, "I will have our surgeon's mate on the field&mdash;a
- good clever young fellow at caulking a shot-hole. I will let Lesley, who
- is an honest fellow for a landsman, know that he attends for the benefit
- of either party. Is there anything I can do for you in case of an
- accident?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have but little occasion to trouble you," said Lovel. "This small
- billet contains the key of my escritoir, and my very brief secret. There
- is one letter in the escritoir" (digesting a temporary swelling of the
- heart as he spoke), "which I beg the favour of you to deliver with your
- own hand."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I understand," said the sailor. "Nay, my friend, never be ashamed for the
- matter&mdash;an affectionate heart may overflow for an instant at the
- eyes, if the ship were clearing for action; and, depend on it, whatever
- your injunctions are, Dan Taffril will regard them like the bequest of a
- dying brother. But this is all stuff;&mdash;we must get our things in
- fighting order, and you will dine with me and my little surgeon's mate, at
- the Graeme's-Arms over the way, at four o'clock."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Agreed," said Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Agreed," said Taffril; and the whole affair was arranged.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a beautiful summer evening, and the shadow of the solitary
- thorn-tree was lengthening upon the short greensward of the narrow valley,
- which was skirted by the woods that closed around the ruins of St. Ruth. *
- </p>
- <p>
- * [Supposed to have been suggested by the old Abbey of Arbroath in *
- Forfarshire.]
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:80%;">
- <img src="images/pa261.jpg" alt="St. Ruth (arbroath Abbey) " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
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- <p>
- Lovel and Lieutenant Taffril, with the surgeon, came upon the ground with
- a purpose of a nature very uncongenial to the soft, mild, and pacific
- character of the hour and scene. The sheep, which during the ardent heat
- of the day had sheltered in the breaches and hollows of the gravelly bank,
- or under the roots of the aged and stunted trees, had now spread
- themselves upon the face of the hill to enjoy their evening's pasture, and
- bleated, to each other with that melancholy sound which at once gives life
- to a landscape, and marks its solitude.&mdash;Taffril and Lovel came on in
- deep conference, having, for fear of discovery, sent their horses back to
- the town by the Lieutenant's servant. The opposite party had not yet
- appeared on the field. But when they came upon the ground, there sat upon
- the roots of the old thorn a figure as vigorous in his decay as the
- moss-grown but strong and contorted boughs which served him for a canopy.
- It was old Ochiltree. "This is embarrassing enough," said Lovel:&mdash;"How
- shall we get rid of this old fellow?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Here, father Adam," cried Taffril, who knew the mendicant of yore&mdash;"here's
- half-a-crown for you. You must go to the Four Horse-shoes yonder&mdash;the
- little inn, you know, and inquire for a servant with blue and yellow
- livery. If he is not come, you'll wait for him, and tell him we shall be
- with his master in about an hour's time. At any rate, wait there till we
- come back,&mdash;and&mdash;Get off with you&mdash;Come, come, weigh
- anchor."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I thank ye for your awmous," said Ochiltree, pocketing the piece of
- money; "but I beg your pardon, Mr. Taffril&mdash;I canna gang your errand
- e'en now."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why not, man? what can hinder you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wad speak a word wi' young Mr. Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "With me?" answered Lovel: "what would you say with me? Come, say on, and
- be brief."
- </p>
- <p>
- The mendicant led him a few paces aside. "Are ye indebted onything to the
- Laird o' Monkbarns?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indebted!&mdash;no, not I&mdash;what of that?&mdash;what makes you think
- so?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye maun ken I was at the shirra's the day; for, God help me, I gang about
- a' gates like the troubled spirit; and wha suld come whirling there in a
- post-chaise, but Monkbarns in an unco carfuffle&mdash;now, it's no a
- little thing that will make his honour take a chaise and post-horse twa
- days rinnin'."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, well; but what is all this to me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, ye'se hear, ye'se hear. Weel, Monkbarns is closeted wi' the shirra
- whatever puir folk may be left thereout&mdash;ye needna doubt that&mdash;the
- gentlemen are aye unco civil amang themsells."
- </p>
- <p>
- "For heaven's sake, my old friend"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Canna ye bid me gang to the deevil at ance, Mr. Lovel? it wad be mair
- purpose fa'ard than to speak o' heaven in that impatient gate."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I have private business with Lieutenant Taffril here."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, weel, a' in gude time," said the beggar&mdash;"I can use a little
- wee bit freedom wi' Mr. Daniel Taffril;&mdash;mony's the peery and the tap
- I worked for him langsyne, for I was a worker in wood as weel as a
- tinkler."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are either mad, Adam, or have a mind to drive me mad."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nane o' the twa," said Edie, suddenly changing his manner from the
- protracted drawl of the mendicant to a brief and decided tone. "The shirra
- sent for his clerk, and as the lad is rather light o' the tongue, I fand
- it was for drawing a warrant to apprehend you&mdash;I thought it had been
- on a <i>fugie</i> warrant for debt; for a' body kens the laird likes
- naebody to pit his hand in his pouch&mdash;But now I may haud my tongue,
- for I see the M'Intyre lad and Mr. Lesley coming up, and I guess that
- Monkbarns's purpose was very kind, and that yours is muckle waur than it
- should be."
- </p>
- <p>
- The antagonist now approached, and saluted with the stern civility which
- befitted the occasion. "What has this old fellow to do here?" said
- M'Intyre.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am an auld fallow," said Edie, "but I am also an auld soldier o' your
- father's, for I served wi' him in the 42d."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Serve where you please, you have no title to intrude on us," said
- M'Intyre, "or"&mdash;and he lifted his cane <i>in terrorem,</i> though
- without the idea of touching the old man.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Ochiltree's courage was roused by the insult. "Haud down your switch,
- Captain M'Intyre! I am an auld soldier, as I said before, and I'll take
- muckle frae your father's son; but no a touch o' the wand while my
- pike-staff will haud thegither."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, well, I was wrong&mdash;I was wrong," said M'Intyre; "here's a
- crown for you&mdash;go your ways&mdash;what's the matter now?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man drew himself up to the full advantage of his uncommon height,
- and in despite of his dress, which indeed had more of the pilgrim than the
- ordinary beggar, looked from height, manner, and emphasis of voice and
- gesture, rather like a grey palmer or eremite preacher, the ghostly
- counsellor of the young men who were around him, than the object of their
- charity. His speech, indeed, was as homely as his habit, but as bold and
- unceremonious as his erect and dignified demeanour. "What are ye come here
- for, young men?" he said, addressing himself to the surprised audience;
- "are ye come amongst the most lovely works of God to break his laws? Have
- ye left the works of man, the houses and the cities that are but clay and
- dust, like those that built them&mdash;and are ye come here among the
- peaceful hills, and by the quiet waters, that will last whiles aught
- earthly shall endure, to destroy each other's lives, that will have but an
- unco short time, by the course of nature, to make up a lang account at the
- close o't? O sirs! hae ye brothers, sisters, fathers, that hae tended ye,
- and mothers that hae travailed for ye, friends that hae ca'd ye like a
- piece o' their ain heart? and is this the way ye tak to make them
- childless and brotherless and friendless? Ohon! it's an ill feight whar he
- that wins has the warst o't. Think on't, bairns. I'm a puir man&mdash;but
- I'm an auld man too&mdash;and what my poverty takes awa frae the weight o'
- my counsel, grey hairs and a truthfu' heart should add it twenty times.
- Gang hame, gang hame, like gude lads&mdash;the French will be ower to
- harry us ane o' thae days, and ye'll hae feighting eneugh, and maybe auld
- Edie will hirple out himsell if he can get a feal-dyke to lay his gun
- ower, and may live to tell you whilk o' ye does the best where there's a
- good cause afore ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- There was something in the undaunted and independent manner, hardy
- sentiment, and manly rude elocution of the old man, that had its effect
- upon the party, and particularly on the seconds, whose pride was
- uninterested in bringing the dispute to a bloody arbitrament, and who, on
- the contrary, eagerly watched for an opportunity to recommend
- reconciliation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon my word, Mr. Lesley," said Taffril, "old Adam speaks like an oracle.
- Our friends here were very angry yesterday, and of course very foolish;&mdash;today
- they should be cool, or at least we must be so in their behalf. I think
- the word should be forget and forgive on both sides,&mdash;that we should
- all shake hands, fire these foolish crackers in the air, and go home to
- sup in a body at the Graeme's-Arms."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I would heartily recommend it," said Lesley; "for, amidst a great deal of
- heat and irritation on both sides, I confess myself unable to discover any
- rational ground of quarrel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gentlemen," said M'Intyre, very coldly, "all this should have been
- thought of before. In my opinion, persons that have carried this matter so
- far as we have done, and who should part without carrying it any farther,
- might go to supper at the Graeme's-Arms very joyously, but would rise the
- next morning with reputations as ragged as our friend here, who has
- obliged us with a rather unnecessary display of his oratory. I speak for
- myself, that I find myself bound to call upon you to proceed without more
- delay."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I," said Lovel, "as I never desired any, have also to request these
- gentlemen to arrange preliminaries as fast as possible."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bairns! bairns!" cried old Ochiltree; but perceiving he was no longer
- attended to&mdash;"Madmen, I should say&mdash;but your blood be on your
- heads!" And the old man drew off from the ground, which was now measured
- out by the seconds, and continued muttering and talking to himself in
- sullen indignation, mixed with anxiety, and with a strong feeling of
- painful curiosity. Without paying farther attention to his presence or
- remonstrances, Mr. Lesley and the Lieutenant made the necessary
- arrangements for the duel, and it was agreed that both parties should fire
- when Mr. Lesley dropped his handkerchief.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fatal sign was given, and both fired almost in the same moment.
- Captain M'Intyre's ball grazed the side of his opponent, but did not draw
- blood. That of Lovel was more true to the aim; M'Intyre reeled and fell.
- Raising himself on his arm, his first exclamation was, "It is nothing&mdash;it
- is nothing&mdash;give us the other pistols." But in an instant he said, in
- a lower tone, "I believe I have enough&mdash;and what's worse, I fear I
- deserve it. Mr. Lovel, or whatever your name is, fly and save yourself&mdash;Bear
- all witness, I provoked this matter." Then raising himself again on his
- arm, he added, "Shake hands, Lovel&mdash;I believe you to be a gentleman&mdash;forgive
- my rudeness, and I forgive you my death&mdash;My poor sister!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The surgeon came up to perform his part of the tragedy, and Lovel stood
- gazing on the evil of which he had been the active, though unwilling
- cause, with a dizzy and bewildered eye. He was roused from his trance by
- the grasp of the mendicant. "Why stand you gazing on your deed?&mdash;What's
- doomed is doomed&mdash;what's done is past recalling. But awa, awa, if ye
- wad save your young blood from a shamefu' death&mdash;I see the men out by
- yonder that are come ower late to part ye&mdash;but, out and alack! sune
- eneugh, and ower sune, to drag ye to prison."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He is right&mdash;he is right," exclaimed Taffril; "you must not attempt
- to get on the high-road&mdash;get into the wood till night. My brig will
- be under sail by that time, and at three in the morning, when the tide
- will serve, I shall have the boat waiting for you at the Mussel-crag.
- Away-away, for Heaven's sake!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O yes! fly, fly!" repeated the wounded man, his words faltering with
- convulsive sobs.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Come with me," said the mendicant, almost dragging him off; "the
- Captain's plan is the best&mdash;I'll carry ye to a place where ye might
- be concealed in the meantime, were they to seek ye 'wi' sleuth-hounds."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Go, go," again urged Lieutenant Taffril&mdash;"to stay here is mere
- madness."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was worse madness to have come hither," said Lovel, pressing his hand&mdash;"But
- farewell!" And he followed Ochiltree into the recesses of the wood.
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.
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- &mdash;The Lord Abbot had a soul
- Subtile and quick, and searching as the fire;
- By magic stairs he went as deep as hell,
- And if in devils' possession gold be kept,
- He brought some sure from thence&mdash;'tis hid in caves,
- Known, save to me, to none.&mdash;
- The Wonder of a Kingdome.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Lovel almost mechanically followed the beggar, who led the way with a
- hasty and steady pace, through bush and bramble, avoiding the beaten path,
- and often turning to listen whether there were any sounds of pursuit
- behind them. They sometimes descended into the very bed of the torrent,
- sometimes kept a narrow and precarious path, that the sheep (which, with
- the sluttish negligence towards property of that sort universal in
- Scotland, were allowed to stray in the copse) had made along the very
- verge of its overhanging banks. From time to time Lovel had a glance of
- the path which he had traversed the day before in company with Sir Arthur,
- the Antiquary, and the young ladies. Dejected, embarrassed, and occupied
- by a thousand inquietudes, as he then was, what would he now have given to
- regain the sense of innocence which alone can counter-balance a thousand
- evils! "Yet, then," such was his hasty and involuntary reflection, "even
- then, guiltless and valued by all around me, I thought myself unhappy.
- What am I now, with this young man's blood upon my hands?&mdash;the
- feeling of pride which urged me to the deed has now deserted me, as the
- actual fiend himself is said to do those whom he has tempted to guilt."
- Even his affection for Miss Wardour sunk for the time before the first
- pangs of remorse, and he thought he could have encountered every agony of
- slighted love to have had the conscious freedom from blood-guiltiness
- which he possessed in the morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- These painful reflections were not interrupted by any conversation on the
- part of his guide, who threaded the thicket before him, now holding back
- the sprays to make his path easy, now exhorting him to make haste, now
- muttering to himself, after the custom of solitary and neglected old age,
- words which might have escaped Lovel's ear even had he listened to them,
- or which, apprehended and retained, were too isolated to convey any
- connected meaning,&mdash;a habit which may be often observed among people
- of the old man's age and calling.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length, as Lovel, exhausted by his late indisposition, the harrowing
- feelings by which he was agitated, and the exertion necessary to keep up
- with his guide in a path so rugged, began to flag and fall behind, two or
- three very precarious steps placed him on the front of a precipice
- overhung with brushwood and copse. Here a cave, as narrow in its entrance
- as a fox-earth, was indicated by a small fissure in the rock, screened by
- the boughs of an aged oak, which, anchored by its thick and twisted roots
- in the upper part of the cleft, flung its branches almost straight outward
- from the cliff, concealing it effectually from all observation. It might
- indeed have escaped the attention even of those who had stood at its very
- opening, so uninviting was the portal at which the beggar entered. But
- within, the cavern was higher and more roomy, cut into two separate
- branches, which, intersecting each other at right angles, formed an emblem
- of the cross, and indicated the abode of an anchoret of former times.
- There are many caves of the same kind in different parts of Scotland. I
- need only instance those of Gorton, near Rosslyn, in a scene well known to
- the admirers of romantic nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- The light within the eave was a dusky twilight at the entrance, which
- failed altogether in the inner recesses. "Few folks ken o' this place,"
- said the old man; "to the best o'my knowledge, there's just twa living by
- mysell, and that's Jingling Jock and the Lang Linker. I have had mony a
- thought, that when I fand mysell auld and forfairn, and no able to enjoy
- God's blessed air ony langer, I wad drag mysell here wi' a pickle
- ait-meal; and see, there's a bit bonny dropping well that popples that
- self-same gate simmer and winter;&mdash;and I wad e'en streek mysell out
- here, and abide my removal, like an auld dog that trails its useless
- ugsome carcass into some bush or bracken no to gie living things a scunner
- wi' the sight o't when it's dead&mdash;Ay, and then, when the dogs barked
- at the lone farm-stead, the gudewife wad cry, Whisht, stirra, that'll be
- auld Edie,' and the bits o' weans wad up, puir things, and toddle to the
- door to pu' in the auld Blue-Gown that mends a' their bonny-dies&mdash;But
- there wad be nae mair word o' Edie, I trow."
- </p>
- <p>
- He then led Lovel, who followed him unresistingly, into one of the
- interior branches of the cave. "Here," he said, "is a bit turnpike-stair
- that gaes up to the auld kirk abune. Some folks say this place was howkit
- out by the monks lang syne to hide their treasure in, and some said that
- they used to bring things into the abbey this gate by night, that they
- durstna sae weel hae brought in by the main port and in open day&mdash;And
- some said that ane o' them turned a saint (or aiblins wad hae had folk
- think sae), and settled him down in this Saint Ruth's cell, as the auld
- folks aye ca'd it, and garr'd big the stair, that he might gang up to the
- kirk when they were at the divine service. The Laird o' Monkbarns wad hae
- a hantle to say about it, as he has about maist things, if he ken'd only
- about the place. But whether it was made for man's devices or God's
- service, I have seen ower muckle sin done in it in my day, and far ower
- muckle have I been partaker of&mdash;ay, even here in this dark cove. Mony
- a gudewife's been wondering what for the red cock didna craw her up in the
- morning, when he's been roasting, puir fallow, in this dark hole&mdash;And,
- ohon! I wish that and the like o' that had been the warst o't! Whiles they
- wad hae heard the din we were making in the very bowels o' the earth, when
- Sanders Aikwood, that was forester in thae days, the father o' Ringan that
- now is, was gaun daundering about the wood at e'en, to see after the
- Laird's game and whiles he wad hae seen a glance o' the light frae the
- door o' the cave, flaughtering against the hazels on the other bank;&mdash;and
- then siccan stories as Sanders had about the worricows and gyre-carlins
- that haunted about the auld wa's at e'en, and the lights that he had seen,
- and the cries that he had heard, when there was nae mortal e'e open but
- his ain; and eh! as he wad thrum them ower and ower to the like o' me
- ayont the ingle at e'en, and as I wad gie the auld silly carle grane for
- grane, and tale for tale, though I ken'd muckle better about it than ever
- he did. Ay, ay&mdash;they were daft days thae;&mdash;but they were a'
- vanity, and waur,&mdash;and it's fitting that they wha hae led a light and
- evil life, and abused charity when they were young, suld aiblins come to
- lack it when they are auld."
- </p>
- <p>
- While Ochiltree was thus recounting the exploits and tricks of his earlier
- life, with a tone in which glee and compunction alternately predominated,
- his unfortunate auditor had sat down upon the hermit's seat, hewn out of
- the solid rock, and abandoned himself to that lassitude, both of mind and
- body, which generally follows a course of events that have agitated both,
- The effect of his late indisposition, which had much weakened his system,
- contributed to this lethargic despondency. "The puir bairn!" said auld
- Edie, "an he sleeps in this damp hole, he'll maybe wauken nae mair, or
- catch some sair disease. It's no the same to him as to the like o' us,
- that can sleep ony gate an anes our wames are fu'. Sit up, Maister Lovel,
- lad! After a's come and gane, I dare say the captain-lad will do weel
- eneugh&mdash;and, after a', ye are no the first that has had this
- misfortune. I hae seen mony a man killed, and helped to kill them mysell,
- though there was nae quarrel between us&mdash;and if it isna wrang to kill
- folk we have nae quarrel wi', just because they wear another sort of a
- cockade, and speak a foreign language, I canna see but a man may have
- excuse for killing his ain mortal foe, that comes armed to the fair field
- to kill him. I dinna say it's right&mdash;God forbid&mdash;or that it isna
- sinfu' to take away what ye canna restore, and that's the breath of man,
- whilk is in his nostrils; but I say it is a sin to be forgiven if it's
- repented of. Sinfu' men are we a'; but if ye wad believe an auld grey
- sinner that has seen the evil o' his ways, there is as much promise atween
- the twa boards o' the Testament as wad save the warst o' us, could we but
- think sae."
- </p>
- <p>
- With such scraps of comfort and of divinity as he possessed, the mendicant
- thus continued to solicit and compel the attention of Lovel, until the
- twilight began to fade into night. "Now," said Ochiltree, "I will carry ye
- to a mair convenient place, where I hae sat mony a time to hear the howlit
- crying out of the ivy tod, and to see the moonlight come through the auld
- windows o' the ruins. There can be naebody come here after this time o'
- night; and if they hae made ony search, thae blackguard shirra'-officers
- and constables, it will hae been ower lang syne. Od, they are as great
- cowards as ither folk, wi' a' their warrants and king's keys*&mdash;I hae
- gien some o' them a gliff in my day, when they were coming rather ower
- near me&mdash;But, lauded be grace for it! they canna stir me now for ony
- waur than an auld man and a beggar, and my badge is a gude protection; and
- then Miss Isabella Wardour is a tower o' strength, ye ken"&mdash;(Lovel
- sighed)&mdash;"Aweel, dinna be cast down&mdash;bowls may a' row right yet&mdash;gie
- the lassie time to ken her mind. She's the wale o' the country for beauty,
- and a gude friend o' mine&mdash;I gang by the bridewell as safe as by the
- kirk on a Sabbath&mdash;deil ony o' them daur hurt a hair o' auld Edie's
- head now; I keep the crown o' the causey when I gae to the borough, and
- rub shouthers wi' a bailie wi' as little concern as an he were a brock."
- </p>
- <p>
- * The king's keys are, in law phrase, the crow-bars and hammers used to
- force doors and locks, in execution of the king's warrant.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the mendicant spoke thus, he was busied in removing a few loose
- stones in one angle of the eave, which obscured the entrance of the
- staircase of which he had spoken, and led the way into it, followed by
- Lovel in passive silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The air's free eneugh," said the old man; "the monks took care o' that,
- for they werena a lang-breathed generation, I reckon; they hae contrived
- queer tirlie-wirlie holes, that gang out to the open air, and keep the
- stair as caller as a kail-blade."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel accordingly found the staircase well aired, and, though narrow, it
- was neither ruinous nor long, but speedily admitted them into a narrow
- gallery contrived to run within the side wall of the chancel, from which
- it received air and light through apertures ingeniously hidden amid the
- florid ornaments of the Gothic architecture.
- </p>
- <p>
- "This secret passage ance gaed round great part o' the biggin," said the
- beggar, "and through the wa' o' the place I've heard Monkbarns ca' the
- Refractory" [meaning probably <i>Refectory</i>], "and so awa to the
- Prior's ain house. It's like he could use it to listen what the monks were
- saying at meal-time,&mdash;and then he might come ben here and see that
- they were busy skreighing awa wi' the psalms doun below there; and then,
- when he saw a' was right and tight, he might step awa and fetch in a
- bonnie lass at the cove yonder&mdash;for they were queer hands the monks,
- unless mony lees is made on them. But our folk were at great pains lang
- syne to big up the passage in some parts, and pu' it down in others, for
- fear o' some uncanny body getting into it, and finding their way down to
- the cove: it wad hae been a fashious job that&mdash;by my certie, some o'
- our necks wad hae been ewking."
- </p>
- <p>
- They now came to a place where the gallery was enlarged into a small
- circle, sufficient to contain a stone seat. A niche, constructed exactly
- before it, projected forward into the chancel, and as its sides were
- latticed, as it were, with perforated stone-work, it commanded a full view
- of the chancel in every direction, and was probably constructed, as Edie
- intimated, to be a convenient watch-tower, from which the superior priest,
- himself unseen, might watch the behaviour of his monks, and ascertain, by
- personal inspection, their punctual attendance upon those rites of
- devotion which his rank exempted him from sharing with them. As this niche
- made one of a regular series which stretched along the wall of the
- chancel, and in no respect differed from the rest when seen from below,
- the secret station, screened as it was by the stone figure of St. Michael
- and the dragon, and the open tracery around the niche, was completely hid
- from observation. The private passage, confined to its pristine breadth,
- had originally continued beyond this seat; but the jealous precautions of
- the vagabonds who frequented the cave of St. Ruth had caused them to build
- it carefully up with hewn stones from the ruin.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We shall be better here," said Edie, seating himself on the stone bench,
- and stretching the lappet of his blue gown upon the spot, when he motioned
- Lovel to sit down beside him&mdash;"we shall be better here than doun
- below; the air's free and mild, and the savour of the wallflowers, and
- siccan shrubs as grow on thae ruined wa's, is far mair refreshing than the
- damp smell doun below yonder. They smell sweetest by night-time thae
- flowers, and they're maist aye seen about rained buildings. Now, Maister
- Lovel, can ony o' you scholars gie a gude reason for that?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel replied in the negative.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am thinking," resumed the beggar, "that they'll be, like mony folk's
- gude gifts, that often seem maist gracious in adversity&mdash;or maybe
- it's a parable, to teach us no to slight them that are in the darkness of
- sin and the decay of tribulation, since God sends odours to refresh the
- mirkest hour, and flowers and pleasant bushes to clothe the ruined
- buildings. And now I wad like a wise man to tell me whether Heaven is
- maist pleased wi' the sight we are looking upon&mdash;thae pleasant and
- quiet lang streaks o' moonlight that are lying sae still on the floor o'
- this auld kirk, and glancing through the great pillars and stanchions o'
- the carved windows, and just dancing like on the leaves o' the dark ivy as
- the breath o' wind shakes it&mdash;I wonder whether this is mair pleasing
- to Heaven than when it was lighted up wi' lamps, and candles nae doubt,
- and roughies,* and wi' the mirth and the frankincent that they speak of in
- the Holy Scripture, and wi' organs assuredly, and men and women singers,
- and sackbuts, and dulcimers, and a' instruments o' music&mdash;I wonder if
- that was acceptable, or whether it is of these grand parafle o' ceremonies
- that holy writ says, It is an abomination to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- * Links, or torches.
- </p>
- <p>
- I am thinking, Maister Lovel, if twa puir contrite spirits like yours and
- mine fand grace to make our petition"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Lovel laid his hand eagerly on the mendicant's arm, saying,&mdash;"Hush!
- I heard some one speak."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am dull o' hearing," answered Edie, in a whisper, "but we're surely
- safe here&mdash;where was the sound?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lovel pointed to the door of the chancel, which, highly ornamented,
- occupied the west end of the building, surmounted by the carved window,
- which let in a flood of moonlight over it.
- </p>
- <p>
- "They can be nane o' our folk," said Edie in the same low and cautious
- tone; "there's but twa o' them kens o' the place, and they're mony a mile
- off, if they are still bound on their weary pilgrimage. I'll never think
- it's the officers here at this time o' night. I am nae believer in auld
- wives' stories about ghaists, though this is gey like a place for them&mdash;But
- mortal, or of the other world, here they come!&mdash;twa men and a light."
- </p>
- <p>
- And in very truth, while the mendicant spoke, two human figures darkened
- with their shadows the entrance of the chancel&mdash;which had before
- opened to the moon-lit meadow beyond, and the small lantern which one of
- them displayed, glimmered pale in the clear and strong beams of the moon,
- as the evening star does among the lights of the departing day. The first
- and most obvious idea was, that, despite the asseverations of Edie
- Ochiltree, the persons who approached the ruins at an hour so uncommon
- must be the officers of justice in quest of Lovel. But no part of their
- conduct confirmed the suspicion. A touch and a whisper from the old man
- warned Lovel that his best course was to remain quiet, and watch their
- motions from their present place of concealment. Should anything appear to
- render retreat necessary, they had behind them the private stair-case and
- cavern, by means of which they could escape into the wood long before any
- danger of close pursuit. They kept themselves, therefore, as still as
- possible, and observed with eager and anxious curiosity every accent and
- motion of these nocturnal wanderers.
- </p>
- <p>
- After conversing together some time in whispers, the two figures advanced
- into the middle of the chancel; and a voice, which Lovel at once
- recognised, from its tone and dialect, to be that of Dousterswivel,
- pronounced in a louder but still a smothered tone, "Indeed, mine goot sir,
- dere cannot be one finer hour nor season for dis great purpose. You shall
- see, mine goot sir, dat it is all one bibble-babble dat Mr. Oldenbuck
- says, and dat he knows no more of what he speaks than one little child.
- Mine soul! he expects to get as rich as one Jew for his poor dirty one
- hundred pounds, which I care no more about, by mine honest wort, than I
- care for an hundred stivers. But to you, my most munificent and reverend
- patron, I will show all de secrets dat art can show&mdash;ay, de secret of
- de great Pymander."
- </p>
- <p>
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- <img src="images/pa278.jpg" alt="The Ruins of St. Ruth " width="100%" /><br />
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- <p>
- "That other ane," whispered Edie, "maun be, according to a' likelihood,
- Sir Arthur Wardour&mdash;I ken naebody but himsell wad come here at this
- time at e'en wi' that German blackguard;&mdash;ane wad think he's
- bewitched him&mdash;he gars him e'en trow that chalk is cheese. Let's see
- what they can be doing."
- </p>
- <p>
- This interruption, and the low tone in which Sir Arthur spoke, made Lovel
- lose all Sir Arthur's answer to the adept, excepting the last three
- emphatic words, "Very great expense;" to which Dousterswivel at once
- replied&mdash;"Expenses!&mdash;to be sure&mdash;dere must be de great
- expenses. You do not expect to reap before you do sow de seed: de expense
- is de seed&mdash;de riches and de mine of goot metal, and now de great big
- chests of plate, they are de crop&mdash;vary goot crop too, on mine wort.
- Now, Sir Arthur, you have sowed this night one little seed of ten guineas
- like one pinch of snuff, or so big; and if you do not reap de great
- harvest&mdash;dat is, de great harvest for de little pinch of seed, for it
- must be proportions, you must know&mdash;then never call one honest man,
- Herman Dousterswivel. Now you see, mine patron&mdash;for I will not
- conceal mine secret from you at all&mdash;you see this little plate of
- silver; you know de moon measureth de whole zodiack in de space of
- twenty-eight day&mdash;every shild knows dat. Well, I take a silver plate
- when she is in her fifteenth mansion, which mansion is in de head of <i>Libra,</i>
- and I engrave upon one side de worts, [Shedbarschemoth Schartachan]&mdash;dat
- is, de Emblems of de Intelligence of de moon&mdash;and I make this picture
- like a flying serpent with a turkey-cock's head&mdash;vary well. Then upon
- this side I make de table of de moon, which is a square of nine,
- multiplied into itself, with eighty-one numbers on every side, and
- diameter nine&mdash;dere it is done very proper. Now I will make dis avail
- me at de change of every quarter-moon dat I shall find by de same
- proportions of expenses I lay out in de suffumigations, as nine, to de
- product of nine multiplied into itself&mdash;But I shall find no more
- to-night as maybe two or dree times nine, because dere is a thwarting
- power in de house of ascendency."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, Dousterswivel," said the simple Baronet, "does not this look like
- magic?&mdash;I am a true though unworthy son of the Episcopal church, and
- I will have nothing to do with the foul fiend."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bah! bah!&mdash;not a bit magic in it at all&mdash;not a bit&mdash;It is
- all founded on de planetary influence, and de sympathy and force of
- numbers. I will show you much finer dan dis. I do not say dere is not de
- spirit in it, because of de suffumigation; but, if you are not afraid, he
- shall not be invisible."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have no curiosity to see him at all," said the Baronet, whose courage
- seemed, from a certain quaver in his accent, to have taken a fit of the
- ague.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dat is great pity," said Dousterswivel; "I should have liked to show you
- de spirit dat guard dis treasure like one fierce watchdog&mdash;but I know
- how to manage him;&mdash;you would not care to see him?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not at all," answered the Baronet, in a tone of feigned indifference; "I
- think we have but little time."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You shall pardon me, my patron; it is not yet twelve, and twelve precise
- is just our planetary hours; and I could show you de spirit vary well, in
- de meanwhile, just for pleasure. You see I would draw a pentagon within a
- circle, which is no trouble at all, and make my suffumigation within it,
- and dere we would be like in one strong castle, and you would hold de
- sword while I did say de needful worts. Den you should see de solid wall
- open like de gate of ane city, and den&mdash;let me see&mdash;ay, you
- should see first one stag pursued by three black greyhounds, and they
- should pull him down as they do at de elector's great hunting-match; and
- den one ugly, little, nasty black negro should appear and take de stag
- from them&mdash;and paf&mdash;all should be gone; den you should hear
- horns winded dat all de ruins should ring&mdash;mine wort, they should
- play fine hunting piece, as goot as him you call'd Fischer with his oboi;
- vary well&mdash;den comes one herald, as we call Ernhold, winding his horn&mdash;and
- den come de great Peolphan, called de mighty Hunter of de North, mounted
- on hims black steed. But you would not care to see all this?"*
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note F. Witchcraft.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "Why, I am not afraid," answered the poor Baronet,&mdash;"if&mdash;that is&mdash;does
-anything&mdash;any great mischiefs, happen on such occasions?"
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Bah! mischiefs? no!&mdash;sometimes if de circle be no quite just, or de
- beholder be de frightened coward, and not hold de sword firm and straight
- towards him, de Great Hunter will take his advantage, and drag him
- exorcist out of de circle and throttle him. Dat does happens."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well then, Dousterswivel, with every confidence in my courage and your
- skill, we will dispense with this apparition, and go on to the business of
- the night."
- </p>
- <p>
- "With all mine heart&mdash;it is just one thing to me&mdash;and now it is
- de time&mdash;hold you de sword till I kindle de little what you call
- chip."
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel accordingly set fire to a little pile of chips, touched and
- prepared with some bituminous substance to make them burn fiercely; and
- when the flame was at the highest, and lightened, with its shortlived
- glare, all the ruins around, the German flung in a handful of perfumes
- which produced a strong and pungent odour. The exorcist and his pupil both
- were so much affected as to cough and sneeze heartily; and, as the vapour
- floated around the pillars of the building, and penetrated every crevice,
- it produced the same effect on the beggar and Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Was that an echo?" said the Baronet, astonished at the sternutation which
- resounded from above; "or"&mdash;drawing close to the adept, "can it be
- the spirit you talked of, ridiculing our attempt upon his hidden
- treasures?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "N&mdash;n&mdash;no," muttered the German, who began to partake of his
- pupil's terrors, "I hope not."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here a violent of sneezing, which the mendicant was unable to suppress,
- and which could not be considered by any means as the dying fall of an
- echo, accompanied by a grunting half-smothered cough, confounded the two
- treasure-seekers. "Lord have mercy on us!" said the Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Alle guten Geistern loben den Herrn!</i>" ejaculated the terrified
- adept. "I was begun to think," he continued, after a moment's silence,
- "that this would be de bestermost done in de day-light&mdash;we was
- bestermost to go away just now."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You juggling villain!" said the Baronet, in whom these expressions
- awakened a suspicion that overcame his terrors, connected as it was with
- the sense of desperation arising from the apprehension of impending ruin&mdash;"you
- juggling mountebank! this is some legerdemain trick of yours to get off
- from the performance of your promise, as you have so often done before.
- But, before Heaven! I will this night know what I have trusted to when I
- suffered you to fool me on to my ruin! Go on, then&mdash;come fairy, come
- fiend, you shall show me that treasure, or confess yourself a knave and an
- impostor, or, by the faith of a desperate and ruined man, I'll send you
- where you shall see spirits enough."
- </p>
- <p>
- The treasure-finder, trembling between his terror for the supernatural
- beings by whom he supposed himself to be surrounded, and for his life,
- which seemed to be at the mercy of a desperate man, could only bring out,
- "Mine patron, this is not the allerbestmost usage. Consider, mine honoured
- sir, that de spirits"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Edie, who began to enter into the humour of the scene, uttered an
- extraordinary howl, being an exaltation and a prolongation of the most
- deplorable whine in which he was accustomed to solicit charity.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel flung himself on his knees&mdash;"Dear Sir Arthurs, let us
- go, or let me go!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, you cheating scoundrel!" said the knight, unsheathing the sword which
- he had brought for the purposes of the exorcism, "that shift shall not
- serve you&mdash;Monkbarns warned me long since of your juggling pranks&mdash;I
- will see this treasure before you leave this place, or I will have you
- confess yourself an impostor, or, by Heaven, I'll run this sword through
- you, though all the spirits of the dead should rise around us!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "For de lofe of Heaven be patient, mine honoured patron, and you shall
- hafe all de treasure as I knows of&mdash;yes, you shall indeed&mdash;But
- do not speak about de spirits&mdash;it makes dem angry."
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie Ochiltree here prepared himself to throw in another groan, but was
- restrained by Lovel, who began to take a more serious interest, as he
- observed the earnest and almost desperate demeanour of Sir Arthur.
- Dousterswivel, having at once before his eyes the fear of the foul fiend,
- and the violence of Sir Arthur, played his part of a conjuror extremely
- ill, hesitating to assume the degree of confidence necessary to deceive
- the latter, lest it should give offence to the invisible cause of his
- alarm. However, after rolling his eyes, muttering and sputtering German
- exorcisms, with contortions of his face and person, rather flowing from
- the impulse of terror than of meditated fraud, he at length proceeded to a
- corner of the building where a flat stone lay upon the ground, bearing
- upon its surface the effigy of an armed warrior in a recumbent posture
- carved in bas-relief. He muttered to Sir Arthur, "Mine patrons, it is here&mdash;Got
- save us all!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur, who, after the first moment of his superstitious fear was
- over, seemed to have bent up all his faculties to the pitch of resolution
- necessary to carry on the adventure, lent the adept his assistance to turn
- over the stone, which, by means of a lever that the adept had provided,
- their joint force with difficulty effected. No supernatural light burst
- forth from below to indicate the subterranean treasury, nor was there any
- apparition of spirits, earthly or infernal. But when Dousterswivel had,
- with great trepidation, struck a few strokes with a mattock, and as
- hastily thrown out a shovelful or two of earth (for they came provided
- with the tools necessary for digging), something was heard to ring like
- the sound of a falling piece of metal, and Dousterswivel, hastily catching
- up the substance which produced it, and which his shovel had thrown out
- along with the earth, exclaimed, "On mine dear wort, mine patrons, dis is
- all&mdash;it is indeed; I mean all we can do to-night;"&mdash;and he gazed
- round him with a cowering and fearful glance, as if to see from what
- corner the avenger of his imposture was to start forth.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let me see it," said Sir Arthur; and then repeated, still more sternly,
- "I will be satisfied&mdash;I will judge by mine own eyes." He accordingly
- held the object to the light of the lantern. It was a small case, or
- casket,&mdash;for Lovel could not at the distance exactly discern its
- shape, which, from the Baronet's exclamation as he opened it, he concluded
- was filled with coin. "Ay," said the Baronet, "this is being indeed in
- good luck! and if it omens proportional success upon a larger venture, the
- venture shall be made. That six hundred of Goldieword's, added to the
- other incumbent claims, must have been ruin indeed. If you think we can
- parry it by repeating this experiment&mdash;suppose when the moon next
- changes,&mdash;I will hazard the necessary advance, come by it how I may."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Oh, mine good patrons, do not speak about all dat," said Dousterswivel,
- "as just now, but help me to put de shtone to de rights, and let us begone
- our own ways." And accordingly, so soon as the stone was replaced, he
- hurried Sir Arthur, who was now resigned once more to his guidance, away
- from a spot, where the German's guilty conscience and superstitious fears
- represented goblins as lurking behind each pillar with the purpose of
- punishing his treachery.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Saw onybody e'er the like o' that!" said Edie, when they had disappeared
- like shadows through the gate by which they had entered&mdash;"saw ony
- creature living e'er the like o' that!&mdash;But what can we do for that
- puir doited deevil of a knight-baronet? Od, he showed muckle mair spunk,
- too, than I thought had been in him&mdash;I thought he wad hae sent cauld
- iron through the vagabond&mdash;Sir Arthur wasna half sae bauld at
- Bessie's-apron yon night&mdash;but then, his blood was up even now, and
- that makes an unco difference. I hae seen mony a man wad hae felled
- another an anger him, that wadna muckle hae liked a clink against
- Crummies-horn yon time. But what's to be done?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I suppose," said Lovel, "his faith in this fellow is entirely restored by
- this deception, which, unquestionably, he had arranged beforehand."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What! the siller?&mdash;Ay, ay&mdash;trust him for that&mdash;they that
- hide ken best where to find. He wants to wile him out o' his last guinea,
- and then escape to his ain country, the land-louper. I wad likeit weel
- just to hae come in at the clipping-time, and gien him a lounder wi' my
- pike-staff; he wad hae taen it for a bennison frae some o' the auld dead
- abbots. But it's best no to be rash; sticking disna gang by strength, but
- by the guiding o' the gally. I'se be upsides wi' him ae day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What if you should inform Mr. Oldbuck?" said Lovel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, I dinna ken&mdash;Monkbarns and Sir Arthur are like, and yet they're
- no like neither. Monkbarns has whiles influence wi' him, and whiles Sir
- Arthur cares as little about him as about the like o' me. Monkbarns is no
- that ower wise himsell, in some things;&mdash;he wad believe a bodle to be
- an auld Roman coin, as he ca's it, or a ditch to be a camp, upon ony
- leasing that idle folk made about it. I hae garr'd him trow mony a queer
- tale mysell, gude forgie me. But wi' a' that, he has unco little sympathy
- wi' ither folks; and he's snell and dure eneugh in casting up their
- nonsense to them, as if he had nane o' his ain. He'll listen the hale day,
- an yell tell him about tales o' Wallace, and Blind Harry, and Davie
- Lindsay; but ye maunna speak to him about ghaists or fairies, or spirits
- walking the earth, or the like o' that;&mdash;he had amaist flung auld
- Caxon out o' the window (and he might just as weel hae flung awa his best
- wig after him), for threeping he had seen a ghaist at the humlock-knowe.
- Now, if he was taking it up in this way, he wad set up the tother's birse,
- and maybe do mair ill nor gude&mdash;he's done that twice or thrice about
- thae mine-warks; ye wad thought Sir Arthur had a pleasure in gaun on wi'
- them the deeper, the mair he was warned against it by Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What say you then," said Lovel, "to letting Miss Wardour know the
- circumstance?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, puir thing, how could she stop her father doing his pleasure?&mdash;and,
- besides, what wad it help? There's a sough in the country about that six
- hundred pounds, and there's a writer chield in Edinburgh has been driving
- the spur-rowels o' the law up to the head into Sir Arthur's sides to gar
- him pay it, and if he canna, he maun gang to jail or flee the country.
- He's like a desperate man, and just catches at this chance as a' he has
- left, to escape utter perdition; so what signifies plaguing the puir
- lassie about what canna be helped? And besides, to say the truth, I wadna
- like to tell the secret o' this place. It's unco convenient, ye see
- yoursell, to hae a hiding-hole o' ane's ain; and though I be out o' the
- line o' needing ane e'en now, and trust in the power o' grace that I'll
- neer do onything to need ane again, yet naebody kens what temptation ane
- may be gien ower to&mdash;and, to be brief, I downa bide the thought of
- anybody kennin about the place;&mdash;they say, keep a thing seven year,
- an' yell aye find a use for't&mdash;and maybe I may need the cove, either
- for mysell, or for some ither body."
- </p>
- <p>
- This argument, in which Edie Ochiltree, notwithstanding his scraps of
- morality and of divinity, seemed to take, perhaps from old habit, a
- personal interest, could not be handsomely controverted by Lovel, who was
- at that moment reaping the benefit of the secret of which the old man
- appeared to be so jealous.
- </p>
- <p>
- This incident, however, was of great service to Lovel, as diverting his
- mind from the unhappy occurrence of the evening, and considerably rousing
- the energies which had been stupefied by the first view of his calamity.
- He reflected that it by no means necessarily followed that a dangerous
- wound must be a fatal one&mdash;that he had been hurried from the spot
- even before the surgeon had expressed any opinion of Captain M'Intyre's
- situation&mdash;and that he had duties on earth to perform, even should
- the very worst be true, which, if they could not restore his peace of mind
- or sense of innocence, would furnish a motive for enduring existence, and
- at the same time render it a course of active benevolence.&mdash;Such were
- Lovel's feelings, when the hour arrived when, according to Edie's
- calculation&mdash;who, by some train or process of his own in observing
- the heavenly bodies, stood independent of the assistance of a watch or
- time-keeper&mdash;it was fitting they should leave their hiding-place, and
- betake themselves to the seashore, in order to meet Lieutenant Taffril's
- boat according to appointment.
- </p>
- <p>
- They retreated by the same passage which had admitted them to the prior's
- secret seat of observation, and when they issued from the grotto into the
- wood, the birds which began to chirp, and even to sing, announced that the
- dawn was advanced. This was confirmed by the light and amber clouds that
- appeared over the sea, as soon as their exit from the copse permitted them
- to view the horizon.&mdash;Morning, said to be friendly to the muses, has
- probably obtained this character from its effect upon the fancy and
- feelings of mankind. Even to those who, like Lovel, have spent a sleepless
- and anxious night, the breeze of the dawn brings strength and quickening
- both of mind and body. It was, therefore, with renewed health and vigour
- that Lovel, guided by the trusty mendicant, brushed away the dew as he
- traversed the downs which divided the Den of St. Ruth, as the woods
- surrounding the ruins were popularly called, from the sea-shore.
- </p>
- <p>
- The first level beam of the sun, as his brilliant disk began to emerge
- from the ocean, shot full upon the little gun-brig which was lying-to in
- the offing&mdash;close to the shore the boat was already waiting, Taffril
- himself, with his naval cloak wrapped about him, seated in the stern. He
- jumped ashore when he saw the mendicant and Lovel approach, and, shaking
- the latter heartily by the hand, begged him not to be cast down.
- "M'Intyre's wound," he said, "was doubtful, but far from desperate." His
- attention had got Lovel's baggage privately sent on board the brig; "and,"
- he said, "he trusted that, if Lovel chose to stay with the vessel, the
- penalty of a short cruise would be the only disagreeable consequence of
- his rencontre. As for himself, his time and motions were a good deal at
- his own disposal, he said, excepting the necessary obligation of remaining
- on his station."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We will talk of our farther motions," said Lovel, "as we go on board."
- </p>
- <p>
- Then turning to Edie, he endeavoured to put money into his hand. "I
- think," said Edie, as he tendered it back again, "the hale folk here have
- either gane daft, or they hae made a vow to rain my trade, as they say
- ower muckle water drowns the miller. I hae had mair gowd offered me within
- this twa or three weeks than I ever saw in my life afore. Keep the siller,
- lad&mdash;yell hae need o't, I'se warrant ye, and I hae nane my claes is
- nae great things, and I get a blue gown every year, and as mony siller
- groats as the king, God bless him, is years auld&mdash;you and I serve the
- same master, ye ken, Captain Taffril; there's rigging provided for&mdash;and
- my meat and drink I get for the asking in my rounds, or, at an orra time,
- I can gang a day without it, for I make it a rule never to pay for nane;&mdash;so
- that a' the siller I need is just to buy tobacco and sneeshin, and maybe a
- dram at a time in a cauld day, though I am nae dram-drinker to be a
- gaberlunzie;&mdash;sae take back your gowd, and just gie me a lily-white
- shilling."
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon these whims, which he imagined intimately connected with the honour
- of his vagabond profession, Edie was flint and adamant, not to be moved by
- rhetoric or entreaty; and therefore Lovel was under the necessity of again
- pocketing his intended bounty, and taking a friendly leave of the
- mendicant by shaking him by the hand, and assuring him of his cordial
- gratitude for the very important services which he had rendered him,
- recommending, at the same time, secrecy as to what they had that night
- witnessed.&mdash;"Ye needna doubt that," said Ochiltree; "I never tell'd
- tales out o' yon cove in my life, though mony a queer thing I hae seen
- in't."
- </p>
- <p>
- The boat now put off. The old man remained looking after it as it made
- rapidly towards the brig under the impulse of six stout rowers, and Lovel
- beheld him again wave his blue bonnet as a token of farewell ere he turned
- from his fixed posture, and began to move slowly along the sands as if
- resuming his customary perambulations.
- </p>
- <p>
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- VOLUME II.
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- CHAPTER FIRST.
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- Wiser Raymondus, in his closet pent,
- Laughs at such danger and adventurement
- When half his lands are spent in golden smoke,
- And now his second hopeful glasse is broke,
- But yet, if haply his third furnace hold,
- Devoteth all his pots and pans to gold.*
-</pre>
- <p>
- * The author cannot remember where these lines are to be found: perhaps in
- Bishop Hall's Satires. [They occur in Book iv. Satire iii.]
- </p>
- <p>
- About a week after the adventures commemorated in our last CHAPTER, Mr.
- Oldbuck, descending to his breakfast-parlour, found that his womankind
- were not upon duty, his toast not made, and the silver jug, which was wont
- to receive his libations of mum, not duly aired for its reception.
- </p>
- <p>
- "This confounded hot-brained boy!" he said to himself; "now that he begins
- to get out of danger, I can tolerate this life no longer. All goes to
- sixes and sevens&mdash;an universal saturnalia seems to be proclaimed in
- my peaceful and orderly family. I ask for my sister&mdash;no answer. I
- call, I shout&mdash;I invoke my inmates by more names than the Romans gave
- to their deities&mdash;at length Jenny, whose shrill voice I have heard
- this half-hour lilting in the Tartarean regions of the kitchen,
- condescends to hear me and reply, but without coming up stairs, so the
- conversation must be continued at the top of my lungs. "&mdash;Here he
- again began to hollow aloud&mdash;"Jenny, where's Miss Oldbuck?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Miss Grizzy's in the captain's room."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Umph!&mdash;I thought so&mdash;and where's my niece?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Miss Mary's making the captain's tea."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Umph! I supposed as much again&mdash;and where's Caxon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Awa to the town about the captain's fowling-gun, and his setting-dog."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And who the devil's to dress my periwig, you silly jade?&mdash;when you
- knew that Miss Wardour and Sir Arthur were coming here early after
- breakfast, how could you let Caxon go on such a Tomfool's errand?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Me! what could I hinder him?&mdash;your honour wadna hae us contradict
- the captain e'en now, and him maybe deeing?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dying!" said the alarmed Antiquary,&mdash;"eh! what? has he been worse?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, he's no nae waur that I ken of."*
- </p>
- <p>
- * It is, I believe, a piece of free-masonry, or a point of conscience,
- among the Scottish lower orders, never to admit that a patient is doing
- better. The closest approach to recovery which they can be brought to
- allow, is, that the pairty inquired after is "Nae waur."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then he must be better&mdash;and what good is a dog and a gun to do here,
- but the one to destroy all my furniture, steal from my larder, and perhaps
- worry the cat, and the other to shoot somebody through the head. He has
- had gunning and pistolling enough to serve him one while, I should think."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Miss Oldbuck entered the parlour, at the door of which Oldbuck was
- carrying on this conversation, he bellowing downward to Jenny, and she
- again screaming upward in reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear brother," said the old lady, "ye'll cry yoursell as hoarse as a
- corbie&mdash;is that the way to skreigh when there's a sick person in the
- house?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon my word, the sick person's like to have all the house to himself,&mdash;
- I have gone without my breakfast, and am like to go without my wig; and I
- must not, I suppose, presume to say I feel either hunger or cold, for fear
- of disturbing the sick gentleman who lies six rooms off, and who feels
- himself well enough to send for his dog and gun, though he knows I detest
- such implements ever since our elder brother, poor Williewald, marched out
- of the world on a pair of damp feet, caught in the Kittlefitting-moss. But
- that signifies nothing; I suppose I shall be expected by and by to lend a
- hand to carry Squire Hector out upon his litter, while he indulges his
- sportsmanlike propensities by shooting my pigeons, or my turkeys&mdash;I
- think any of the <i>ferae naturae</i> are safe from him for one while."
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss M'Intyre now entered, and began to her usual morning's task of
- arranging her uncle's breakfast, with the alertness of one who is too late
- in setting about a task, and is anxious to make up for lost time. But this
- did not avail her. "Take care, you silly womankind&mdash;that mum's too
- near the fire&mdash;the bottle will burst; and I suppose you intend to
- reduce the toast to a cinder as a burnt-offering for Juno, or what do you
- call her&mdash;the female dog there, with some such Pantheon kind of a
- name, that your wise brother has, in his first moments of mature
- reflection, ordered up as a fitting inmate of my house (I thank him), and
- meet company to aid the rest of the womankind of my household in their
- daily conversation and intercourse with him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear uncle, don't be angry about the poor spaniel; she's been tied up at
- my brother's lodgings at Fairport, and she's broke her chain twice, and
- came running down here to him; and you would not have us beat the faithful
- beast away from the door?&mdash;it moans as if it had some sense of poor
- Hector's misfortune, and will hardly stir from the door of his room."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why," said his uncle, "they said Caxon had gone to Fairport after his dog
- and gun."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O dear sir, no," answered Miss M'Intyre, "it was to fetch some dressings
- that were wanted, and Hector only wished him to bring out his gun, as he
- was going to Fairport at any rate."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, then, it is not altogether so foolish a business, considering what
- a mess of womankind have been about it&mdash;Dressings, quotha?&mdash;and
- who is to dress my wig?&mdash;But I suppose Jenny will undertake"&mdash;continued
- the old bachelor, looking at himself in the glass&mdash;"to make it
- somewhat decent. And now let us set to breakfast&mdash;with what appetite
- we may. Well may I say to Hector, as Sir Isaac Newton did to his dog
- Diamond, when the animal (I detest dogs) flung down the taper among
- calculations which had occupied the philosopher for twenty years, and
- consumed the whole mass of materials&mdash;Diamond, Diamond, thou little
- knowest the mischief thou hast done!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I assure you, sir," replied his niece, "my brother is quite sensible of
- the rashness of his own behaviour, and allows that Mr. Lovel behaved very
- handsomely."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And much good that will do, when he has frightened the lad out of the
- country! I tell thee, Mary, Hector's understanding, and far more that of
- feminity, is inadequate to comprehend the extent of the loss which he has
- occasioned to the present age and to posterity&mdash;<i>aureum quidem opus</i>&mdash;a
- poem on such a subject, with notes illustrative of all that is clear, and
- all that is dark, and all that is neither dark nor clear, but hovers in
- dusky twilight in the region of Caledonian antiquities. I would have made
- the Celtic panegyrists look about them. Fingal, as they conceitedly term
- Fin-Mac-Coul, should have disappeared before my search, rolling himself in
- his cloud like the spirit of Loda. Such an opportunity can hardly again
- occur to an ancient and grey-haired man; and to see it lost by the madcap
- spleen of a hot-headed boy! But I submit&mdash;Heaven's will be done!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus continued the Antiquary to <i>maunder,</i> as his sister expressed
- it, during the whole time of breakfast, while, despite of sugar and honey,
- and all the comforts of a Scottish morning tea-table, his reflections
- rendered the meal bitter to all who heard them. But they knew the nature
- of the man. "Monkbarns's bark," said Miss Griselda Oldbuck, in
- confidential intercourse with Miss Rebecca Blattergowl, "is muckle waur
- than his bite."
- </p>
- <p>
- In fact, Mr. Oldbuck had suffered in mind extremely while his nephew was
- in actual danger, and now felt himself at liberty, upon his returning
- health, to indulge in complaints respecting the trouble he had been put
- to, and the interruption of his antiquarian labours. Listened to,
- therefore, in respectful silence, by his niece and sister, he unloaded his
- discontent in such grumblings as we have rehearsed, venting many a sarcasm
- against womankind, soldiers, dogs, and guns, all which implements of
- noise, discord, and tumult, as he called them, he professed to hold in
- utter abomination.
- </p>
- <p>
- This expectoration of spleen was suddenly interrupted by the noise of a
- carriage without, when, shaking off all sullenness at the sound, Oldbuck
- ran nimbly up stairs and down stairs, for both operations were necessary
- ere he could receive Miss Wardour and her father at the door of his
- mansion.
- </p>
- <p>
- A cordial greeting passed on both sides. And Sir Arthur, referring to his
- previous inquiries by letter and message, requested to be particularly
- informed of Captain M'Intyre's health.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Better than he deserves," was the answer&mdash;"better than he deserves,
- for disturbing us with his vixen brawls, and breaking God's peace and the
- King's."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The young gentleman," Sir Arthur said, "had been imprudent; but he
- understood they were indebted to him for the detection of a suspicious
- character in the young man Lovel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No more suspicious than his own," answered the Antiquary, eager in his
- favourites defence;&mdash;"the young gentleman was a little foolish and
- headstrong, and refused to answer Hector's impertinent interrogatories&mdash;
- that is all. Lovel, Sir Arthur, knows how to choose his confidants better&mdash;Ay,
- Miss Wardour, you may look at me&mdash;but it is very true;&mdash;it was
- in my bosom that he deposited the secret cause of his residence at
- Fairport; and no stone should have been left unturned on my part to assist
- him in the pursuit to which he had dedicated himself."
- </p>
- <p>
- On hearing this magnanimous declaration on the part of the old Antiquary,
- Miss Wardour changed colour more than once, and could hardly trust her own
- ears. For of all confidants to be selected as the depositary of love
- affairs,&mdash;and such she naturally supposed must have been the subject
- of communication,&mdash;next to Edie Ochiltree, Oldbuck seemed the most
- uncouth and extraordinary; nor could she sufficiently admire or fret at
- the extraordinary combination of circumstances which thus threw a secret
- of such a delicate nature into the possession of persons so unfitted to be
- entrusted with it. She had next to fear the mode of Oldbuck's entering
- upon the affair with her father, for such, she doubted not, was his
- intention. She well knew that the honest gentleman, however vehement in
- his prejudices, had no great sympathy with those of others, and she had to
- fear a most unpleasant explosion upon an <i>e'claircissement</i> taking
- place between them. It was therefore with great anxiety that she heard her
- father request a private interview, and observed Oldbuck readily arise and
- show the way to his library. She remained behind, attempting to converse
- with the ladies of Monkbarns, but with the distracted feelings of Macbeth,
- when compelled to disguise his evil conscience by listening and replying
- to the observations of the attendant thanes upon the storm of the
- preceding night, while his whole soul is upon the stretch to listen for
- the alarm of murder, which he knows must be instantly raised by those who
- have entered the sleeping apartment of Duncan. But the conversation of the
- two virtuosi turned on a subject very different from that which Miss
- Wardour apprehended.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur, when they had, after a due exchange of
- ceremonies, fairly seated themselves in the <i>sanctum sanctorum</i> of
- the Antiquary,&mdash;"you, who know so much of my family matters, may
- probably be surprised at the question I am about to put to you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, Sir Arthur, if it relates to money, I am very sorry, but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "It does relate to money matters, Mr. Oldbuck."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Really, then, Sir Arthur," continued the Antiquary, "in the present state
- of the money-market&mdash;and stocks being so low"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "You mistake my meaning, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Baronet; "I wished to ask
- your advice about laying out a large sum of money to advantage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The devil!" exclaimed the Antiquary; and, sensible that his involuntary
- ejaculation of wonder was not over and above civil, he proceeded to
- qualify it by expressing his joy that Sir Arthur should have a sum of
- money to lay out when the commodity was so scarce. "And as for the mode of
- employing it," said he, pausing, "the funds are low at present, as I said
- before, and there are good bargains of land to be had. But had you not
- better begin by clearing off encumbrances, Sir Arthur?&mdash;There is the
- sum in the personal bond&mdash;and the three notes of hand," continued he,
- taking out of the right-hand drawer of his cabinet a certain red
- memorandum-book, of which Sir Arthur, from the experience of former
- frequent appeals to it, abhorred the very sight&mdash;"with the interest
- thereon, amounting altogether to&mdash;let me see"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "To about a thousand pounds," said Sir Arthur, hastily; "you told me the
- amount the other day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But there's another term's interest due since that, Sir Arthur, and it
- amounts (errors excepted) to eleven hundred and thirteen pounds, seven
- shillings, five pennies, and three-fourths of a penny sterling&mdash;But
- look over the summation yourself."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I daresay you are quite right, my dear sir," said the Baronet, putting
- away the book with his hand, as one rejects the old-fashioned civility
- that presses food upon you after you have eaten till you nauseate&mdash;
- "perfectly right, I dare say; and in the course of three days or less you
- shall have the full value&mdash;that is, if you choose to accept it in
- bullion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bullion! I suppose you mean lead. What the deuce! have we hit on the vein
- then at last? But what could I do with a thousand pounds' worth, and
- upwards, of lead? The former abbots of Trotcosey might have roofed their
- church and monastery with it indeed&mdash;but for me"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "By bullion," said the Baronet, "I mean the precious metals,&mdash;gold
- and silver."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay! indeed?&mdash;and from what Eldorado is this treasure to be
- imported?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not far from hence," said Sir Arthur, significantly. "And naow I think of
- it, you shall see the whole process, on one small condition."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what is that?" craved the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, it will be necessary for you to give me your friendly assistance, by
- advancing one hundred pounds or thereabouts."
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck, who had already been grasping in idea the sum, principal and
- interest, of a debt which he had long regarded as wellnigh desperate, was
- so much astounded at the tables being so unexpectedly turned upon him,
- that he could only re-echo, in an accent of wo and surprise, the words,
- "Advance one hundred pounds!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, my good sir," continued Sir Arthur; "but upon the best possible
- security of being repaid in the course of two or three days."
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a pause&mdash;either Oldbuck's nether jaw had not recovered its
- position, so as to enable him to utter a negative, or his curiosity kept
- him silent.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I would not propose to you," continued Sir Arthur, "to oblige me thus
- far, if I did not possess actual proofs of the reality of those
- expectations which I now hold out to you. And I assure you, Mr. Oldbuck,
- that in entering fully upon this topic, it is my purpose to show my
- confidence in you, and my sense of your kindness on many former
- occasions."
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck professed his sense of obligation, but carefully avoided
- committing himself by any promise of farther assistance.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Dousterswivel," said Sir Arthur, "having discovered"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Oldbuck broke in, his eyes sparkling with indignation. "Sir Arthur, I
- have so often warned you of the knavery of that rascally quack, that I
- really wonder you should quote him to me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But listen&mdash;listen," interrupted Sir Arthur in his turn, "it will do
- you no harm. In short, Dousterswivel persuaded me to witness an experiment
- which he had made in the ruins of St. Ruth&mdash;and what do you think we
- found?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Another spring of water, I suppose, of which the rogue had beforehand
- taken care to ascertain the situation and source."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, indeed&mdash;a casket of gold and silver coins&mdash;here they are."
- </p>
- <p>
- With that, Sir Arthur drew from his pocket a large ram's horn, with a
- copper cover, containing a considerable quantity of coins, chiefly silver,
- but with a few gold pieces intermixed. The Antiquary's eyes glistened as
- he eagerly spread them out on the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon my word&mdash;Scotch, English, and foreign coins, of the fifteenth
- and sixteenth centuries, and some of them <i>rari&mdash;et rariores&mdash;etiam
- rarissimi!</i> Here is the bonnet-piece of James V., the unicorn of James
- II.,&mdash;ay, and the gold festoon of Queen Mary, with her head and the
- Dauphin's. And these were really found in the ruins of St. Ruth?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Most assuredly&mdash;my own eyes witnessed it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well," replied Oldbuck; "but you must tell me the when&mdash;the
- where-the how."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The when," answered Sir Arthur, "was at midnight the last full moon&mdash;the
- where, as I have told you, in the ruins of St. Ruth's priory&mdash;the
- how, was by a nocturnal experiment of Dousterswivel, accompanied only by
- myself."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed!" said Oldbuck; "and what means of discovery did you employ?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Only a simple suffumigation," said the Baronet, "accompanied by availing
- ourselves of the suitable planetary hour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Simple suffumigation? simple nonsensification&mdash;planetary hour?
- planetary fiddlestick! <i>Sapiens dominabitur astris.</i> My dear Sir
- Arthur, that fellow has made a gull of you above ground and under ground,
- and he would have made a gull of you in the air too, if he had been by
- when you was craned up the devil's turnpike yonder at Halket-head&mdash;to
- be sure the transformation would have been then peculiarly <i>apropos.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldbuck, I am obliged to you for your indifferent opinion of my
- discernment; but I think you will give me credit for having seen what I <i>say</i>
- I saw."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Certainly, Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary,&mdash;"to this extent at
- least, that I know Sir Arthur Wardour will not say he saw anything but
- what he <i>thought</i> he saw."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, then," replied the Baronet, "as there is a heaven above us, Mr.
- Oldbuck, I saw, with my own eyes, these coins dug out of the chancel of
- St. Ruth at midnight. And as to Dousterswivel, although the discovery be
- owing to his science, yet, to tell the truth, I do not think he would have
- had firmness of mind to have gone through with it if I had not been beside
- him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay! indeed?" said Oldbuck, in the tone used when one wishes to hear the
- end of a story before making any comment.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes truly," continued Sir Arthur&mdash;"I assure you I was upon my guard&mdash;we
- did hear some very uncommon sounds, that is certain, proceeding from among
- the ruins."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Oh, you did?" said Oldbuck; "an accomplice hid among them, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not a jot," said the Baronet;&mdash;"the sounds, though of a hideous and
- preternatural character, rather resembled those of a man who sneezes
- violently than any other&mdash;one deep groan I certainly heard besides;
- and Dousterswivel assures me that he beheld the spirit Peolphan, the Great
- Hunter of the North&mdash;(look for him in your Nicolaus Remigius, or
- Petrus Thyracus, Mr. Oldbuck)&mdash;who mimicked the motion of
- snuff-taking and its effects."
- </p>
- <p>
- "These indications, however singular as proceeding from such a personage,
- seem to have been <i>apropos</i> to the matter," said the Antiquary; "for
- you see the case, which includes these coins, has all the appearance of
- being an old-fashioned Scottish snuff-mill. But you persevered, in spite
- of the terrors of this sneezing goblin?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, I think it probable that a man of inferior sense or consequence
- might have given way; but I was jealous of an imposture, conscious of the
- duty I owed to my family in maintaining my courage under every
- contingency, and therefore I compelled Dousterswivel, by actual and
- violent threats, to proceed with what he was about to do;&mdash;and, sir,
- the proof of his skill and honesty is this parcel of gold and silver
- pieces, out of which I beg you to select such coins or medals as will best
- suit your collection."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, Sir Arthur, since you are so good, and on condition you will permit
- me to mark the value according to Pinkerton's catalogue and appreciation,
- against your account in my red book, I will with pleasure select"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay," said Sir Arthur Wardour, "I do not mean you should consider them as
- anything but a gift of friendship and least of all would I stand by the
- valuation of your friend Pinkerton, who has impugned the ancient and
- trustworthy authorities upon which, as upon venerable and moss-grown
- pillars, the credit of Scottish antiquities reposed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay," rejoined Oldbuck, "you mean, I suppose, Mair and Boece, the
- Jachin and Boaz, not of history but of falsification and forgery. And
- notwithstanding all you have told me, I look on your friend Dousterswivel
- to be as apocryphal as any of them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why then, Mr. Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur, "not to awaken old disputes, I
- suppose you think, that because I believe in the ancient history of my
- country, I have neither eyes nor ears to ascertain what modern events pass
- before me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pardon me, Sir Arthur," rejoined the Antiquary; "but I consider all the
- affectation of terror which this worthy gentleman, your coadjutor, chose
- to play off, as being merely one part of his trick or mystery. And with
- respect to the gold or silver coins, they are so mixed and mingled in
- country and date, that I cannot suppose they could be any genuine hoard,
- and rather suppose them to be, like the purses upon the table of
- Hudibras's lawyer&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;Money placed for show,
- Like nest-eggs, to make clients lay,
- And for his false opinions pay.&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- It is the trick of all professions, my dear Sir Arthur. Pray, may I ask
- you how much this discovery cost you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "About ten guineas."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you have gained what is equivalent to twenty in actual bullion, and
- what may be perhaps worth as much more to such fools as ourselves, who are
- willing to pay for curiosity. This was allowing you a tempting profit on
- the first hazard, I must needs admit. And what is the next venture he
- proposes?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "An hundred and fifty pounds;&mdash;I have given him one-third part of the
- money, and I thought it likely you might assist me with the balance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I should think that this cannot be meant as a parting blow&mdash;is not
- of weight and importance sufficient; he will probably let us win this hand
- also, as sharpers manage a raw gamester.&mdash;Sir Arthur, I hope you
- believe I would serve you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Certainly, Mr. Oldbuck; I think my confidence in you on these occasions
- leaves no room to doubt that."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, then, allow me to speak to Dousterswivel. If the money can be
- advanced usefully and advantageously for you, why, for old neighbourhood's
- sake, you shall not want it but if, as I think, I can recover the treasure
- for you without making such an advance, you will, I presume, have no
- objection!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Unquestionably, I can have none whatsoever."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then where is Dousterswivel?" continued the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "To tell you the truth, he is in my carriage below; but knowing your
- prejudice against him"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I thank Heaven, I am not prejudiced against any man, Sir Arthur: it is
- systems, not individuals, that incur my reprobation." He rang the bell.
- "Jenny, Sir Arthur and I offer our compliments to Mr. Dousterswivel, the
- gentleman in Sir Arthur's carriage, and beg to have the pleasure of
- speaking with him here."
- </p>
- <p>
- Jenny departed and delivered her message. It had been by no means a part
- of the project of Dousterswivel to let Mr. Oldbuck into his supposed
- mystery. He had relied upon Sir Arthur's obtaining the necessary
- accommodation without any discussion as to the nature of the application,
- and only waited below for the purpose of possessing himself of the deposit
- as soon as possible, for he foresaw that his career was drawing to a
- close. But when summoned to the presence of Sir Arthur and Mr. Oldbuck, he
- resolved gallantly to put confidence in his powers of impudence, of which,
- the reader may have observed, his natural share was very liberal.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SECOND.
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- &mdash;And this Doctor,
- Your sooty smoky-bearded compeer, he
- Will close you so much gold in a bolt's head,
- And, on a turn, convey in the stead another
- With sublimed mercury, that shall burst i' the heat,
- And all fly out <i>in fumo.</i>&mdash;
- The Alchemist.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "How do you do, goot Mr. Oldenbuck? and I do hope your young gentleman,
- Captain M'Intyre, is getting better again? Ach! it is a bat business when
- young gentlemens will put lead balls into each other's body."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lead adventures of all kinds are very precarious, Mr. Dousterswivel; but
- I am happy to learn," continued the Antiquary, "from my friend Sir Arthur,
- that you have taken up a better trade, and become a discoverer of gold."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ach, Mr. Oldenbuck, mine goot and honoured patron should not have told a
- word about dat little matter; for, though I have all reliance&mdash;yes,
- indeed, on goot Mr. Oldenbuck's prudence and discretion, and his great
- friendship for Sir Arthur Wardour&mdash;yet, my heavens! it is an great
- ponderous secret."
- </p>
- <p>
- "More ponderous than any of the metal we shall make by it, I fear,"
- answered Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dat is just as you shall have de faith and de patience for de grand
- experiment&mdash;If you join wid Sir Arthur, as he is put one hundred and
- fifty&mdash;see, here is one fifty in your dirty Fairport bank-note&mdash;you
- put one other hundred and fifty in de dirty notes, and you shall have de
- pure gold and silver, I cannot tell how much."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor any one for you, I believe," said the Antiquary. "But, hark you, Mr.
- Dousterswivel: Suppose, without troubling this same sneezing spirit with
- any farther fumigations, we should go in a body, and having fair day-light
- and our good consciences to befriend us, using no other conjuring
- implements than good substantial pick-axes and shovels, fairly trench the
- area of the chancel in the ruins of St. Ruth, from one end to the other,
- and so ascertain the existence of this supposed treasure, without putting
- ourselves to any farther expense&mdash;the ruins belong to Sir Arthur
- himself, so there can be no objection&mdash;do you think we shall succeed
- in this way of managing the matter?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bah!&mdash;you will not find one copper thimble&mdash;But Sir Arthur will
- do his pleasure. I have showed him how it is possible&mdash;very possible&mdash;to
- have de great sum of money for his occasions&mdash;I have showed him de
- real experiment. If he likes not to believe, goot Mr. Oldenbuck, it is
- nothing to Herman Dousterswivel&mdash;he only loses de money and de gold
- and de silvers&mdash;dat is all."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur Wardour cast an intimidated glance at Oldbuck who, especially
- when present, held, notwithstanding their frequent difference of opinion,
- no ordinary influence over his sentiments. In truth, the Baronet felt,
- what he would not willingly have acknowledged, that his genius stood
- rebuked before that of the Antiquary. He respected him as a shrewd,
- penetrating, sarcastic character&mdash;feared his satire, and had some
- confidence in the general soundness of his opinions. He therefore looked
- at him as if desiring his leave before indulging his credulity.
- Dousterswivel saw he was in danger of losing his dupe, unless he could
- make some favourable impression on the adviser.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I know, my goot Mr. Oldenbuck, it is one vanity to speak to you about de
- spirit and de goblin. But look at this curious horn;&mdash;I know, you
- know de curiosity of all de countries, and how de great Oldenburgh horn,
- as they keep still in the Museum at Copenhagen, was given to de Duke of
- Oldenburgh by one female spirit of de wood. Now I could not put one trick
- on you if I were willing&mdash;you who know all de curiosity so well&mdash;and
- dere it is de horn full of coins;&mdash;if it had been a box or case, I
- would have said nothing."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Being a horn," said Oldbuck, "does indeed strengthen your argument. It
- was an implement of nature's fashioning, and therefore much used among
- rude nations, although, it may be, the metaphorical horn is more frequent
- in proportion to the progress of civilisation. And this present horn," he
- continued, rubbing it upon his sleeve, "is a curious and venerable relic,
- and no doubt was intended to prove a <i>cornucopia,</i> or horn of plenty,
- to some one or other; but whether to the adept or his patron, may be
- justly doubted."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldenbuck, I find you still hard of belief&mdash;but let me
- assure you, de monksh understood de <i>magisterium.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let us leave talking of the <i>magisterium,</i> Mr. Dousterswivel, and
- think a little about the magistrate. Are you aware that this occupation of
- yours is against the law of Scotland, and that both Sir Arthur and myself
- are in the commission of the peace?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mine heaven! and what is dat to de purpose when I am doing you all de
- goot I can?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, you must know that when the legislature abolished the cruel laws
- against witchcraft, they had no hope of destroying the superstitious
- feelings of humanity on which such chimeras had been founded; and to
- prevent those feelings from being tampered with by artful and designing
- persons, it is enacted by the ninth of George the Second, chap. 5, that
- whosoever shall pretend, by his alleged skill in any occult or crafty
- science, to discover such goods as are lost, stolen or concealed, he shall
- suffer punishment by pillory and imprisonment, as a common cheat and
- impostor."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And is dat de laws?" asked Dousterswivel, with some agitation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Thyself shall see the act," replied the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Den, gentlemens, I shall take my leave of you, dat is all; I do not like
- to stand on your what you call pillory&mdash;it is very bad way to take de
- air, I think; and I do not like your prisons no more, where one cannot
- take de air at all."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If such be your taste, Mr. Dousterswivel," said the Antiquary, "I advise
- you to stay where you are, for I cannot let you go, unless it be in the
- society of a constable; and, moreover, I expect you will attend us just
- now to the ruins of St. Ruth, and point out the place where you propose to
- find this treasure."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mine heaven, Mr. Oldenbuck! what usage is this to your old friend, when I
- tell you so plain as I can speak, dat if you go now, you will not get so
- much treasure as one poor shabby sixpence?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will try the experiment, however, and you shall be dealt with according
- to its success,&mdash;always with Sir Arthur's permission."
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
-Sir Arthur, during this investigation, had looked extremely embarrassed,
-and, to use a vulgar but expressive phrase, chop-fallen. Oldbuck's
-obstinate disbelief led him strongly to suspect the imposture of
-Dousterswivel, and the adept's mode of keeping his ground was less
-resolute than he had expected. Yet he did not entirely give him up.
-
- "Mr. Oldbuck," said the Baronet, "you do Mr. Dousterswivel less than
-justice. He has undertaken to make this discovery by the use of his art,
-and by applying characters descriptive of the Intelligences presiding
-over the planetary hour in which the experiment is to be made; and you
-require him to proceed, under pain of punishment, without allowing him
-the use of any of the preliminaries which he considers as the means of
-procuring success."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "I did not say that exactly&mdash;I only required him to be present when
- we make the search, and not to leave us during the interval. I fear he may
- have some intelligence with the Intelligences you talk of, and that
- whatever may be now hidden at Saint Ruth may disappear before we get
- there."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, gentlemens," said Dousterswivel, sullenly, "I will make no
- objections to go along with you but I tell you beforehand, you shall not
- find so much of anything as shall be worth your going twenty yard from
- your own gate."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We will put that to a fair trial," said the Antiquary; and the Baronet's
- equipage being ordered, Miss Wardour received an intimation from her
- father, that she was to remain at Monkbarns until his return from an
- airing. The young lady was somewhat at a loss to reconcile this direction
- with the communication which she supposed must have passed between Sir
- Arthur and the Antiquary; but she was compelled, for the present, to
- remain in a most unpleasant state of suspense.
- </p>
- <p>
- The journey of the treasure-seekers was melancholy enough. Dousterswivel
- maintained a sulky silence, brooding at once over disappointed expectation
- and the risk of punishment; Sir Arthur, whose golden dreams had been
- gradually fading away, surveyed, in gloomy prospect, the impending
- difficulties of his situation; and Oldbuck, who perceived that his having
- so far interfered in his neighbours affairs gave the Baronet a right to
- expect some actual and efficient assistance, sadly pondered to what extent
- it would be necessary to draw open the strings of his purse. Thus each
- being wrapped in his own unpleasant ruminations, there was hardly a word
- said on either side, until they reached the Four Horse-shoes, by which
- sign the little inn was distinguished. They procured at this place the
- necessary assistance and implements for digging, and, while they were busy
- about these preparations, were suddenly joined by the old beggar, Edie
- Ochiltree.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The Lord bless your honour," began the Blue-Gown, with the genuine
- mendicant whine, "and long life to you!&mdash;weel pleased am I to hear
- that young Captain M'Intyre is like to be on his legs again sune&mdash;Think
- on your poor bedesman the day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha, old true-penny!" replied the Antiquary. "Why, thou hast never come
- to Monkbarns since thy perils by rock and flood&mdash;here's something for
- thee to buy snuff,"&mdash;and, fumbling for his purse, he pulled out at
- the same time the horn which enclosed the coins.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, and there's something to pit it in," said the mendicant, eyeing the
- ram's horn&mdash;"that loom's an auld acquaintance o' mine. I could take
- my aith to that sneeshing-mull amang a thousand&mdash;I carried it for
- mony a year, till I niffered it for this tin ane wi' auld George Glen, the
- dammer and sinker, when he took a fancy till't doun at Glen-Withershins
- yonder."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay! indeed?" said Oldbuck;&mdash;"so you exchanged it with a miner? but I
- presume you never saw it so well filled before"&mdash;and opening it, he
- showed the coins.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, ye may swear that, Monkbarns: when it was mine it neer had abune
- the like o' saxpenny worth o' black rappee in't at ance. But I reckon
- ye'll be gaun to mak an antic o't, as ye hae dune wi' mony an orra thing
- besides. Od, I wish anybody wad mak an antic o' me; but mony ane will find
- worth in rousted bits o' capper and horn and airn, that care unco little
- about an auld carle o' their ain country and kind."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You may now guess," said Oldbuck, turning to Sir Arthur, "to whose good
- offices you were indebted the other night. To trace this cornucopia of
- yours to a miner, is bringing it pretty near a friend of ours&mdash;I hope
- we shall be as successful this morning, without paying for it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And whare is your honours gaun the day," said the mendicant, "wi' a' your
- picks and shules?&mdash;Od, this will be some o' your tricks, Monkbarns:
- ye'll be for whirling some o' the auld monks down by yonder out o' their
- graves afore they hear the last call&mdash;but, wi' your leave, I'se
- follow ye at ony rate, and see what ye mak o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- The party soon arrived at the ruins of the priory, and, having gained the
- chancel, stood still to consider what course they were to pursue next. The
- Antiquary, meantime, addressed the adept.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pray, Mr. Dousterswivel, what is your advice in this matter? Shall we
- have most likelihood of success if we dig from east to west, or from west
- to east?&mdash;or will you assist us with your triangular vial of May-dew,
- or with your divining-rod of witches-hazel?&mdash;or will you have the
- goodness to supply us with a few thumping blustering terms of art, which,
- if they fail in our present service, may at least be useful to those who
- have not the happiness to be bachelors, to still their brawling children
- withal?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Oldenbuck," said Dousterswivel, doggedly, "I have told you already
- that you will make no good work at all, and I will find some way of mine
- own to thank you for your civilities to me&mdash;yes, indeed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If your honours are thinking of tirling the floor," said old Edie, "and
- wad but take a puir body's advice, I would begin below that muckle stane
- that has the man there streekit out upon his back in the midst o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have some reason for thinking favourably of that plan myself," said the
- Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I have nothing to say against it," said Oldbuck: "it was not unusual
- to hide treasure in the tombs of the deceased&mdash;many instances might
- be quoted of that from Bartholinus and others."
- </p>
- <p>
- The tombstone, the same beneath which the coins had been found by Sir
- Arthur and the German, was once more forced aside, and the earth gave easy
- way to the spade.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's travell'd earth that," said Edie, "it howks gae eithly&mdash;I ken
- it weel, for ance I wrought a simmer wi' auld Will Winnet, the bedral, and
- howkit mair graves than ane in my day; but I left him in winter, for it
- was unco cald wark; and then it cam a green Yule, and the folk died thick
- and fast&mdash;for ye ken a green Yule makes a fat kirkyard; and I never
- dowed to bide a hard turn o' wark in my life&mdash;sae aff I gaed, and
- left Will to delve his last dwellings by himsell for Edie."
- </p>
- <p>
- The diggers were now so far advanced in their labours as to discover that
- the sides of the grave which they were clearing out had been originally
- secured by four walls of freestone, forming a parallelogram, for the
- reception, probably, of the coffin.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is worth while proceeding in our labours," said the Antiquary to Sir
- Arthur, "were it but for curiosity's sake. I wonder on whose sepulchre
- they have bestowed such uncommon pains."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The arms on the shield," said Sir Arthur, and sighed as he spoke it, "are
- the same with those on Misticot's tower, supposed to have been built by
- Malcolm the usurper. No man knew where he was buried, and there is an old
- prophecy in our family, that bodes us no good when his grave shall be
- discovered."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wot," said the beggar, "I have often heard that when I was a bairn&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- If Malcolm the Misticot's grave were fun',
- The lands of Knockwinnock were lost and won."
-</pre>
- <p>
- Oldbuck, with his spectacles on his nose, had already knelt down on the
- monument, and was tracing, partly with his eye, partly with his finger,
- the mouldered devices upon the effigy of the deceased warrior. "It is the
- Knockwinnock arms, sure enough," he exclaimed, "quarterly with the coat of
- Wardour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Richard, called the red-handed Wardour, married Sybil Knockwinnock, the
- heiress of the Saxon family, and by that alliance," said Sir Arthur,
- "brought the castle and estate into the name of Wardour, in the year of
- God 1150."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very true, Sir Arthur; and here is the baton-sinister, the mark of
- illegitimacy, extended diagonally through both coats upon the shield.
- Where can our eyes have been, that they did not see this curious monument
- before?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, whare was the through-stane, that it didna come before our een till
- e'enow?" said Ochiltree; "for I hae ken'd this auld kirk, man and bairn,
- for saxty lang years, and I neer noticed it afore; and it's nae sic mote
- neither, but what ane might see it in their parritch."
- </p>
- <p>
- All were now induced to tax their memory as to the former state of the
- ruins in that corner of the chancel, and all agreed in recollecting a
- considerable pile of rubbish which must have been removed and spread
- abroad in order to make the tomb visible. Sir Arthur might, indeed, have
- remembered seeing the monument on the former occasion, but his mind was
- too much agitated to attend to the circumstance as a novelty.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the assistants were engaged in these recollections and discussions,
- the workmen proceeded with their labour. They had already dug to the depth
- of nearly five feet, and as the flinging out the soil became more and more
- difficult, they began at length to tire of the job.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We're down to the till now," said one of them, "and the neer a coffin or
- onything else is here&mdash;some cunninger chiel's been afore us, I
- reckon;"&mdash;and the labourer scrambled out of the grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, lad," said Edie, getting down in his room&mdash;"let me try my hand
- for an auld bedral;&mdash;ye're gude seekers, but ill finders."
- </p>
- <p>
- So soon as he got into the grave, he struck his pike-staff forcibly down;
- it encountered resistance in its descent, and the beggar exclaimed, like a
- Scotch schoolboy when he finds anything, "Nae halvers and quarters&mdash;hale
- o' mine ain and 'nane o' my neighbour's."
- </p>
- <p>
- Everybody, from the dejected Baronet to the sullen adept, now caught the
- spirit of curiosity, crowded round the grave, and would have jumped into
- it, could its space have contained them. The labourers, who had begun to
- flag in their monotonous and apparently hopeless task, now resumed their
- tools, and plied them with all the ardour of expectation. Their shovels
- soon grated upon a hard wooden surface, which, as the earth was cleared
- away, assumed the distinct form of a chest, but greatly smaller than that
- of a coffin. Now all hands were at work to heave it out of the grave, and
- all voices, as it was raised, proclaimed its weight and augured its value.
- They were not mistaken.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the chest or box was placed on the surface, and the lid forced up by
- a pickaxe, there was displayed first a coarse canvas cover, then a
- quantity of oakum, and beneath that a number of ingots of silver. A
- general exclamation hailed a discovery so surprising and unexpected. The
- Baronet threw his hands and eyes up to heaven, with the silent rapture of
- one who is delivered from inexpressible distress of mind. Oldbuck, almost
- unable to credit his eyes, lifted one piece of silver after another. There
- was neither inscription nor stamp upon them, excepting one, which seemed
- to be Spanish. He could have no doubt of the purity and great value of the
- treasure before him. Still, however, removing piece by piece, he examined
- row by row, expecting to discover that the lower layers were of inferior
- value; but he could perceive no difference in this respect, and found
- himself compelled to admit, that Sir Arthur had possessed himself of
- bullion to the value, perhaps of a thousand pounds sterling. Sir Arthur
- now promised the assistants a handsome recompense for their trouble, and
- began to busy himself about the mode of conveying this rich windfall to
- the Castle of Knockwinnock, when the adept, recovering from his surprise,
- which had equalled that exhibited by any other individual of the party,
- twitched his sleeve, and having offered his humble congratulations, turned
- next to Oldbuck with an air of triumph.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I did tell you, my goot friend, Mr. Oldenbuck, dat I was to seek
- opportunity to thank you for your civility; now do you not think I have
- found out vary goot way to return thank?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, Mr. Dousterswivel, do you pretend to have had any hand in our good
- success?&mdash;you forget you refused us all aid of your science, man; and
- you are here without your weapons that should have fought the battle which
- you pretend to have gained in our behalf: you have used neither charm,
- lamen, sigil, talisman, spell, crystal, pentacle, magic mirror, nor
- geomantic figure. Where be your periapts, and your abracadabras man? your
- Mayfern, your vervain,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Your toad, your crow, your dragon, and your panther,
- Your sun, your moon, your firmament, your adrop,
- Your Lato, Azoch, Zernich, Chibrit, Heautarit,
- With all your broths, your menstrues, your materials,
- Would burst a man to name?&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- Ah! rare Ben Jonson! long peace to thy ashes for a scourge of the quacks
- of thy day!&mdash;who expected to see them revive in our own?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The answer of the adept to the Antiquary's tirade we must defer to our
- next CHAPTER.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER THIRD.
- </h2>
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- <i>Clause.</i>&mdash;You now shall know the king o' the beggars' treasure:&mdash;
- Yes&mdash;ere to-morrow you shall find your harbour
- Here,&mdash;fail me not, for if I live I'll fit you.
- The Beggar's Bush.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The German, determined, it would seem, to assert the vantage-ground on
- which the discovery had placed him, replied with great pomp and
- stateliness to the attack of the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Maister Oldenbuck, all dis may be very witty and comedy, but I have
- nothing to say&mdash;nothing at all&mdash;to people dat will not believe
- deir own eye-sights. It is vary true dat I ave not any of de things of de
- art, and it makes de more wonder what I has done dis day. But I would ask
- of you, mine honoured and goot and generous patron, to put your hand into
- your right-hand waistcoat pocket, and show me what you shall find dere."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur obeyed his direction, and pulled out the small plate of silver
- which he had used under the adept's auspices upon the former occasion. "It
- is very true," said Sir Arthur, looking gravely at the Antiquary; "this is
- the graduated and calculated sigil by which Mr. Dousterswivel and I
- regulated our first discovery."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pshaw! pshaw! my dear friend," said Oldbuck, "you are too wise to believe
- in the influence of a trumpery crown-piece, beat out thin, and a parcel of
- scratches upon it. I tell thee, Sir Arthur, that if Dousterswivel had
- known where to get this treasure himself, you would not have been lord of
- the least share of it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In troth, please your honour," said Edie, who put in his word on all
- occasions, "I think, since Mr. Dunkerswivel has had sae muckle merit in
- discovering a' the gear, the least ye can do is to gie him that o't that's
- left behind for his labour; for doubtless he that kend where to find sae
- muckle will hae nae difficulty to find mair."
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel's brow grew very dark at this proposal of leaving him to his
- "ain purchase," as Ochiltree expressed it; but the beggar, drawing him
- aside, whispered a word or two in his ear, to which he seemed to give
- serious attention,
- </p>
- <p>
- Meanwhile Sir Arthur, his heart warm with his good fortune, said aloud,
- "Never mind our friend Monkbarns, Mr. Dousterswivel, but come to the
- Castle to-morrow, and I'll convince you that I am not ungrateful for the
- hints you have given me about this matter&mdash;and the fifty Fairport
- dirty notes, as you call them, are heartily at your service. Come, my
- lads, get the cover of this precious chest fastened up again."
- </p>
- <p>
- But the cover had in the confusion fallen aside among the rubbish, or the
- loose earth which had been removed from the grave&mdash;in short, it was
- not to be seen.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Never mind, my good lads, tie the tarpaulin over it, and get it away to
- the carriage.&mdash;Monkbarns, will you walk? I must go back your way to
- take up Miss Wardour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And, I hope, to take up your dinner also, Sir Arthur, and drink a glass
- of wine for joy of our happy adventure. Besides, you should write about
- the business to the Exchequer, in case of any interference on the part of
- the Crown. As you are lord of the manor, it will be easy to get a deed of
- gift, should they make any claim. We must talk about it, though."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I particularly recommend silence to all who are present," said Sir
- Arthur, looking round. All bowed and professed themselves dumb.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, as to that," said Monkbarns, "recommending secrecy where a dozen of
- people are acquainted with the circumstance to be concealed, is only
- putting the truth in masquerade, for the story will be circulated under
- twenty different shapes. But never mind&mdash;we will state the true one
- to the Barons, and that is all that is necessary."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I incline to send off an express to-night," said the Baronet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I can recommend your honour to a sure hand," said Ochiltree; "little
- Davie Mailsetter, and the butcher's reisting powny."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We will talk over the matter as we go to Monkbarns," said Sir Arthur. "My
- lads" (to the work-people), "come with me to the Four Horse-shoes, that I
- may take down all your names.&mdash;Dousterswivel, I won't ask you to go
- down to Monkbarns, as the laird and you differ so widely in opinion; but
- do not fail to come to see me to-morrow."
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel growled out an answer, in which the words, "duty,"&mdash;"mine
- honoured patron,"&mdash;and "wait upon Sir Arthurs,"&mdash;were alone
- distinguishable; and after the Baronet and his friend had left the ruins,
- followed by the servants and workmen, who, in hope of reward and whisky,
- joyfully attended their leader, the adept remained in a brown study by the
- side of the open grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Who was it as could have thought this?" he ejaculated unconsciously.
- "Mine heiligkeit! I have heard of such things, and often spoken of such
- things&mdash;but, sapperment! I never, thought to see them! And if I had
- gone but two or dree feet deeper down in the earth&mdash;mein himmel! it
- had been all mine own&mdash;so much more as I have been muddling about to
- get from this fool's man."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here the German ceased his soliloquy, for, raising his eyes, he
- encountered those of Edie Ochiltree, who had not followed the rest of the
- company, but, resting as usual on his pike-staff, had planted himself on
- the other side of the grave. The features of the old man, naturally shrewd
- and expressive almost to an appearance of knavery, seemed in this instance
- so keenly knowing, that even the assurance of Dousterswivel, though a
- professed adventurer, sunk beneath their glances. But he saw the necessity
- of an e'claircissement, and, rallying his spirits, instantly began to
- sound the mendicant on the occurrences of the day. "Goot Maister Edies
- Ochiltrees"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Edie Ochiltree, nae maister&mdash;your puir bedesman and the king's,"
- answered the Blue-Gown.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Awell den, goot Edie, what do you think of all dis?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I was just thinking it was very kind (for I darena say very simple) o'
- your honour to gie thae twa rich gentles, wha hae lands and lairdships,
- and siller without end, this grand pose o' silver and treasure (three
- times tried in the fire, as the Scripture expresses it), that might hae
- made yoursell and ony twa or three honest bodies beside, as happy and
- content as the day was lang."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, Edie, mine honest friends, dat is very true; only I did not know,
- dat is, I was not sure, where to find the gelt myself."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What! was it not by your honours advice and counsel that Monkbarns and
- the Knight of Knockwinnock came here then?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha&mdash;yes; but it was by another circumstance. I did not know dat dey
- would have found de treasure, mine friend; though I did guess, by such a
- tintamarre, and cough, and sneeze, and groan, among de spirit one other
- night here, dat there might be treasure and bullion hereabout. Ach, mein
- himmel! the spirit will hone and groan over his gelt, as if he were a
- Dutch Burgomaster counting his dollars after a great dinner at the
- Stadthaus."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And do you really believe the like o' that, Mr. Dusterdeevil!&mdash;a
- skeelfu' man like you&mdash;hout fie!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mein friend," answered the adept, foreed by circumstances to speak
- something nearer the truth than he generally used to do, "I believed it no
- more than you and no man at all, till I did hear them hone and moan and
- groan myself on de oder night, and till I did this day see de cause, which
- was an great chest all full of de pure silver from Mexico&mdash;and what
- would you ave nae think den?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what wad ye gie to ony ane," said Edie, "that wad help ye to sic
- another kistfu' o' silver!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Give?&mdash;mein himmel!&mdash;one great big quarter of it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Now if the secret were mine," said the mendicant, "I wad stand out for a
- half; for you see, though I am but a puir ragged body, and couldna carry
- silver or gowd to sell for fear o' being taen up, yet I could find mony
- folk would pass it awa for me at unco muckle easier profit than ye're
- thinking on."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ach, himmel!&mdash;Mein goot friend, what was it I said?&mdash;I did mean
- to say you should have de tree quarter for your half, and de one quarter
- to be my fair half."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, no, Mr. Dusterdeevil, we will divide equally what we find, like
- brother and brother. Now, look at this board that I just flung into the
- dark aisle out o' the way, while Monkbarns was glowering ower a' the
- silver yonder. He's a sharp chiel Monkbarns&mdash;I was glad to keep the
- like o' this out o' his sight. Ye'll maybe can read the character better
- than me&mdash;I am nae that book learned, at least I'm no that muckle in
- practice."
- </p>
- <p>
- With this modest declaration of ignorance, Ochiltree brought forth from
- behind a pillar the cover of the box or chest of treasure, which, when
- forced from its hinges, had been carelessly flung aside during the ardour
- of curiosity to ascertain the contents which it concealed, and had been
- afterwards, as it seems, secreted by the mendicant. There was a word and a
- number upon the plank, and the beggar made them more distinct by spitting
- upon his ragged blue handkerchief, and rubbing off the clay by which the
- inscription was obscured. It was in the ordinary black letter.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Can ye mak ought o't?" said Edie to the adept.
- </p>
- <p>
- "S," said the philosopher, like a child getting his lesson in the primer&mdash;"S,
- T, A, R, C, H,&mdash;<i>Starch!</i>&mdash;dat is what de woman-washers put
- into de neckerchers, and de shirt collar."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Search!" echoed Ochiltree; "na, na, Mr. Dusterdeevil, ye are mair of a
- conjuror than a clerk&mdash;it's <i>search,</i> man, <i>search</i>&mdash;See,
- there's the <i>Ye</i> clear and distinct."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha! I see it now&mdash;it is <i>search&mdash;number one.</i> Mein
- himmel! then there must be a <i>number two,</i> mein goot friend: for <i>search</i>
- is what you call to seek and dig, and this is but <i>number one!</i> Mine
- wort, there is one great big prize in de wheel for us, goot Maister
- Ochiltree."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, it may be sae; but we canna howk fort enow&mdash;we hae nae
- shules, for they hae taen them a' awa&mdash;and it's like some o' them
- will be sent back to fling the earth into the hole, and mak a' things trig
- again. But an ye'll sit down wi' me a while in the wood, I'se satisfy your
- honour that ye hae just lighted on the only man in the country that could
- hae tauld about Malcolm Misticot and his hidden treasure&mdash;But first
- we'll rub out the letters on this board, for fear it tell tales."
- </p>
- <p>
- And, by the assistance of his knife, the beggar erased and defaced the
- characters so as to make them quite unintelligible, and then daubed the
- board with clay so as to obliterate all traces of the erasure.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel stared at him in ambiguous silence. There was an
- intelligence and alacrity about all the old man's movements, which
- indicated a person that could not be easily overreached, and yet (for even
- rogues acknowledge in some degree the spirit of precedence) our adept felt
- the disgrace of playing a secondary part, and dividing winnings with so
- mean an associate. His appetite for gain, however, was sufficiently sharp
- to overpower his offended pride, and though far more an impostor than a
- dupe, he was not without a certain degree of personal faith even in the
- gross superstitions by means of which he imposed upon others. Still, being
- accustomed to act as a leader on such occasions, he felt humiliated at
- feeling himself in the situation of a vulture marshalled to his prey by a
- carrion-crow.&mdash;"Let me, however, hear this story to an end," thought
- Dousterswivel, "and it will be hard if I do not make mine account in it
- better as Maister Edie Ochiltrees makes proposes."
- </p>
- <p>
- The adept, thus transformed into a pupil from a teacher of the mystic art,
- followed Ochiltree in passive acquiescence to the Prior's Oak&mdash;a
- spot, as the reader may remember, at a short distance from the ruins,
- where the German sat down, and silence waited the old man's communication.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Maister Dustandsnivel," said the narrator, "it's an unco while since I
- heard this business treated anent;&mdash;for the lairds of Knockwinnock,
- neither Sir Arthur, nor his father, nor his grandfather&mdash;and I mind a
- wee bit about them a'&mdash;liked to hear it spoken about; nor they dinna
- like it yet&mdash;But nae matter; ye may be sure it was clattered about in
- the kitchen, like onything else in a great house, though it were forbidden
- in the ha'&mdash;and sae I hae heard the circumstance rehearsed by auld
- servants in the family; and in thir present days, when things o' that
- auld-warld sort arena keepit in mind round winter fire-sides as they used
- to be, I question if there's onybody in the country can tell the tale but
- mysell&mdash;aye out-taken the laird though, for there's a parchment book
- about it, as I have heard, in the charter-room at Knockwinnock Castle."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, all dat is vary well&mdash;but get you on with your stories, mine
- goot friend," said Dousterswivel.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, ye see," continued the mendicant, "this was a job in the auld
- times o' rugging and riving through the hale country, when it was ilka ane
- for himsell, and God for us a'&mdash;when nae man wanted property if he
- had strength to take it, or had it langer than he had power to keep it. It
- was just he ower her, and she ower him, whichever could win upmost, a'
- through the east country here, and nae doubt through the rest o' Scotland
- in the self and same manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sae in these days Sir Richard Wardour came into the land, and that was
- the first o' the name ever was in this country. There's been mony o' them
- sin' syne; and the maist, like him they ca'd Hell-in-Harness, and the rest
- o' them, are sleeping down in yon ruins. They were a proud dour set o'
- men, but unco brave, and aye stood up for the weel o' the country, God
- sain them a'&mdash;there's no muckle popery in that wish. They ca'd them
- the Norman Wardours, though they cam frae the south to this country. So
- this Sir Richard, that they ca'd Red-hand, drew up wi' the auld
- Knockwinnock o' that day&mdash;for then they were Knockwinnocks of that
- Ilk&mdash;and wad fain marry his only daughter, that was to have the
- castle and the land. Laith, laith was the lass&mdash;(Sybil Knockwinnock
- they ca'd her that tauld me the tale)&mdash;laith, laith was she to gie
- into the match, for she had fa'en a wee ower thick wi' a cousin o' her ain
- that her father had some ill-will to; and sae it was, that after she had
- been married to Sir Richard jimp four months&mdash;for marry him she maun,
- it's like&mdash;ye'll no hinder her gieing them a present o' a bonny knave
- bairn. Then there was siccan a ca'-thro', as the like was never seen; and
- she's be burnt, and he's be slain, was the best words o' their mouths. But
- it was a' sowdered up again some gait, and the bairn was sent awa, and
- bred up near the Highlands, and grew up to be a fine wanle fallow, like
- mony ane that comes o' the wrang side o' the blanket; and Sir Richard wi'
- the Red-hand, he had a fair offspring o'his ain, and a was lound and quiet
- till his head was laid in the ground. But then down came Malcolm Misticot&mdash;(Sir
- Arthur says it should be <i>Misbegot,</i> but they aye ca'd him Misticot
- that spoke o't lang syne)&mdash;down cam this Malcolm, the love-begot,
- frae Glen-isla, wi' a string o' lang-legged Highlanders at his heels,
- that's aye ready for onybody's mischief, and he threeps the castle and
- lands are his ain as his mother's eldest son, and turns a' the Wardours
- out to the hill. There was a sort of fighting and blude-spilling about it,
- for the gentles took different sides; but Malcolm had the uppermost for a
- lang time, and keepit the Castle of Knockwinnock, and strengthened it, and
- built that muckle tower that they ca' Misticot's tower to this day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mine goot friend, old Mr. Edie Ochiltree." interrupted the German, "this
- is all as one like de long histories of a baron of sixteen quarters in
- mine countries; but I would as rather hear of de silver and gold."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, ye see," continued the mendicant, "this Malcolm was weel helped by
- an uncle, a brother o' his father's, that was Prior o' St. Ruth here; and
- muckle treasure they gathered between them, to secure the succession of
- their house in the lands of Knockwinnock. Folk said that the monks in thae
- days had the art of multiplying metals&mdash;at ony rate, they were very
- rich. At last it came to this, that the young Wardour, that was Red-hand's
- son, challenged Misticot to fight with him in the lists as they ca'd them&mdash;that's
- no lists or tailor's runds and selvedges o' claith, but a palin'-thing
- they set up for them to fight in like game-cocks. Aweel, Misticot was
- beaten, and at his brother's mercy&mdash;but he wadna touch his life, for
- the blood of Knockwinnock that was in baith their veins: so Malcolm was
- compelled to turn a monk, and he died soon after in the priory, of pure
- despite and vexation. Naebody ever kenn'd whare his uncle the prior earded
- him, or what he did wi' his gowd and silver, for he stood on the right o'
- halie kirk, and wad gie nae account to onybody. But the prophecy gat
- abroad in the country, that whenever Misticot's grave was fund out, the
- estate of Knockwinnock should be lost and won."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ach! mine goot old friend, Maister Edie, and dat is not so very unlikely,
- if Sir Arthurs will quarrel wit his goot friends to please Mr. Oldenbuck.&mdash;And
- so you do tink dat dis golds and silvers belonged to goot Mr. Malcolm
- Mishdigoat?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth do I, Mr. Dousterdeevil."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you do believe dat dere is more of dat sorts behind?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "By my certie do I&mdash;How can it be otherwise?&mdash;<i>Search&mdash;No.
- I</i>&mdash;that is as muckle as to say, search and ye'll find number twa.
- Besides, yon kist is only silver, and I aye heard that' Misticot's pose
- had muckle yellow gowd in't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Den, mine goot friends," said the adept, jumping up hastily, "why do we
- not set about our little job directly?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "For twa gude reasons," answered the beggar, who quietly kept his sitting
- posture;&mdash;"first, because, as I said before, we have naething to dig
- wi', for they hae taen awa the picks and shules; and, secondly, because
- there will be a wheen idle gowks coming to glower at the hole as lang as
- it is daylight, and maybe the laird may send somebody to fill it up&mdash;and
- ony way we wad be catched. But if you will meet me on this place at twal
- o'clock wi' a dark lantern, I'll hae tools ready, and we'll gang quietly
- about our job our twa sells, and naebody the wiser for't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Be&mdash;be&mdash;but, mine goot friend," said Dousterswivel, from whose
- recollection his former nocturnal adventure was not to be altogether
- erased, even by the splendid hopes which Edie's narrative held forth, "it
- is not so goot or so safe, to be about goot Maister Mishdigoat's grabe at
- dat time of night&mdash;you have forgot how I told you de spirits did hone
- and mone dere. I do assure you, dere is disturbance dere."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If ye're afraid of ghaists," answered the mendicant, coolly, "I'll do the
- job mysell, and bring your share o' the siller to ony place you like to
- appoint."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No&mdash;no&mdash;mine excellent old Mr. Edie,&mdash;too much trouble for
- you&mdash;I will not have dat&mdash;I will come myself&mdash;and it will
- be bettermost; for, mine old friend, it was I, Herman Dousterswivel,
- discovered Maister Mishdigoat's grave when I was looking for a place as to
- put away some little trumpery coins, just to play one little trick on my
- dear friend Sir Arthur, for a little sport and pleasures. Yes, I did take
- some what you call rubbish, and did discover Maister Mishdigoat's own
- monumentsh&mdash; It's like dat he meant I should be his heirs&mdash;so it
- would not be civility in me not to come mineself for mine inheritance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "At twal o'clock, then," said the mendicant, "we meet under this tree.
- I'll watch for a while, and see that naebody meddles wi' the grave&mdash;it's
- only saying the laird's forbade it&mdash;then get my bit supper frae
- Ringan the poinder up by, and leave to sleep in his barn; and I'll slip
- out at night, and neer be mist."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do so, mine goot Maister Edie, and I will meet you here on this very
- place, though all de spirits should moan and sneeze deir very brains out."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying he shook hands with the old man, and with this mutual pledge of
- fidelity to their appointment, they separated for the present.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER FOURTH.
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- &mdash;See thou shake the bags
- Of hoarding abbots; angels imprisoned
- Set thou at liberty&mdash;
- Bell, book, and candle, shall not drive me back,
- If gold and silver beckon to come on.
- King John.
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- <p>
- The night set in stormy, with wind and occasional showers of rain. "Eh,
- sirs," said the old mendicant, as he took his place on the sheltered side
- of the large oak-tree to wait for his associate&mdash;"Eh, sirs, but human
- nature's a wilful and wilyard thing!&mdash;Is it not an unco lucre o' gain
- wad bring this Dousterdivel out in a blast o' wind like this, at twal
- o'clock at night, to thir wild gousty wa's?&mdash;and amna I a bigger fule
- than himsell to bide here waiting for him?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Having made these sage reflections, he wrapped himself close in his cloak,
- and fixed his eye on the moon as she waded amid the stormy and dusky
- clouds, which the wind from time to time drove across her surface. The
- melancholy and uncertain gleams that she shot from between the passing
- shadows fell full upon the rifted arches and shafted windows of the old
- building, which were thus for an instant made distinctly visible in their
- ruinous state, and anon became again a dark, undistinguished, and shadowy
- mass. The little lake had its share of these transient beams of light, and
- showed its waters broken, whitened, and agitated under the passing storm,
- which, when the clouds swept over the moon, were only distinguished by
- their sullen and murmuring plash against the beach. The wooded glen
- repeated, to every successive gust that hurried through its narrow trough,
- the deep and various groan with which the trees replied to the whirlwind,
- and the sound sunk again, as the blast passed away, into a faint and
- passing murmur, resembling the sighs of an exhausted criminal after the
- first pangs of his torture are over. In these sounds, superstition might
- have found ample gratification for that State of excited terror which she
- fears and yet loves. But such feeling is made no part of Ochiltree's
- composition. His mind wandered back to the scenes of his youth.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have kept guard on the outposts baith in Germany and America," he said
- to himself, "in mony a waur night than this, and when I ken'd there was
- maybe a dozen o' their riflemen in the thicket before me. But I was aye
- gleg at my duty&mdash;naebody ever catched Edie sleeping."
- </p>
- <p>
- As he muttered thus to himself, he instinctively shouldered his trusty
- pike-staff, assumed the port of a sentinel on duty, and, as a step
- advanced towards the tree, called, with a tone assorting better with his
- military reminiscences than his present state&mdash;"Stand! who goes
- there?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "De devil, goot Edie," answered Dousterswivel, "why does you speak so loud
- as a baarenhauter, or what you call a factionary&mdash;I mean a sentinel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Just because I thought I was a sentinel at that moment," answered the
- mendicant. "Here's an awsome night! Hae ye brought the lantern and a pock
- for the siller?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay-ay, mine goot friend," said the German, "here it is&mdash;my pair of
- what you call saddlebag; one side will be for you, one side for me;&mdash;I
- will put dem on my horse to save you de trouble, as you are old man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Have you a horse here, then?" asked Edie Ochiltree.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O yes, mine friend&mdash;tied yonder by de stile," responded the adept.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, I hae just ae word to the bargain&mdash;there sall nane o' my gear
- gang on your beast's back."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What was it as you would be afraid of?" said the foreigner.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Only of losing sight of horse, man, and money," again replied the
- gaberlunzie.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Does you know dat you make one gentlemans out to be one great rogue?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mony gentlemen," replied Ochiltree, "can make that out for themselves&mdash;
- But what's the sense of quarrelling?&mdash;If ye want to gang on, gang on&mdash;if
- no&mdash;I'll gae back to the gude ait-straw in Ringan Aikwood's barn that
- I left wi' right ill-will e'now, and I'll pit back the pick and shule whar
- I got them."
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel deliberated a moment, whether, by suffering Edie to depart,
- he might not secure the whole of the expected wealth for his own exclusive
- use. But the want of digging implements, the uncertainty whether, if he
- had them, he could clear out the grave to a sufficient depth without
- assistance, and, above all, the reluctance which he felt, owing to the
- experience of the former night, to venture alone on the terrors of
- Misticot's grave, satisfied him the attempt would be hazardous.
- Endeavouring, therefore, to assume his usual cajoling tone, though
- internally incensed, he begged "his goot friend Maister Edie Ochiltrees
- would lead the way, and assured him of his acquiescence in all such an
- excellent friend could propose."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, aweel, then," said Edie, "tak gude care o' your feet amang the
- lang grass and the loose stones. I wish we may get the light keepit in
- neist, wi' this fearsome wind&mdash;but there's a blink o' moonlight at
- times."
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus saying, old Edie, closely accompanied by the adept, led the way
- towards the ruins, but presently made a full halt in front of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye're a learned man, Mr. Dousterdeevil, and ken muckle o' the marvellous
- works o' nature&mdash;Now, will ye tell me ae thing?&mdash;D'ye believe in
- ghaists and spirits that walk the earth?&mdash;d'ye believe in them, ay or
- no?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Now, goot Mr. Edie," whispered Dousterswivel, in an expostulatory tone of
- voice, "is this a times or a places for such a questions?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed is it, baith the tane and the t'other, Mr. Dustanshovel; for I
- maun fairly tell ye, there's reports that auld Misticot walks. Now this
- wad be an uncanny night to meet him in, and wha kens if he wad be ower
- weel pleased wi' our purpose of visiting his pose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Alle guten Geister</i>"&mdash;muttered the adept, the rest of the
- conjuration being lost in a tremulous warble of his voice,&mdash;"I do
- desires you not to speak so, Mr. Edie; for, from all I heard dat one other
- night, I do much believes"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Now I," said Ochiltree, entering the chancel, and flinging abroad his arm
- with an air of defiance, "I wadna gie the crack o' my thumb for him were
- he to appear at this moment: he's but a disembodied spirit, as we are
- embodied anes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "For the lofe of heavens," said Dousterswivel, "say nothing at all neither
- about somebodies or nobodies!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel," said the beggar (expanding the shade of the lantern), "here's the
- stane, and, spirit or no spirit, I'se be a wee bit deeper in the grave;"
- and he jumped into the place from which the precious chest had that
- morning been removed. After striking a few strokes, he tired, or affected
- to tire, and said to his companion, "I'm auld and failed now, and canna
- keep at it&mdash;time about's fair play, neighbour; ye maun get in and tak
- the shule a bit, and shule out the loose earth, and then I'll tak turn
- about wi' you."
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel accordingly took the place which the beggar had evacuated,
- and toiled with all the zeal that awakened avarice, mingled with the
- anxious wish to finish the undertaking and leave the place as soon as
- possible, could inspire in a mind at once greedy, suspicious, and
- timorous.
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie, standing much at his ease by the side of the hole, contented himself
- with exhorting his associate to labour hard. "My certie! few ever wrought
- for siccan a day's wage; an it be but&mdash;say the tenth part o' the size
- o' the kist, No. I., it will double its value, being filled wi' gowd
- instead of silver. Od, ye work as if ye had been bred to pick and shule&mdash;ye
- could win your round half-crown ilka day. Tak care o' your taes wi' that
- stane!" giving a kick to a large one which the adept had heaved out with
- difficulty, and which Edie pushed back again to the great annoyance of his
- associate's shins.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus exhorted by the mendicant, Dousterswivel struggled and laboured among
- the stones and stiff clay, toiling like a horse, and internally
- blaspheming in German. When such an unhallowed syllable escaped his lips,
- Edie changed his battery upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O dinna swear! dinna swear! Wha kens whals listening!&mdash;Eh! gude
- guide us, what's yon!&mdash;Hout, it's just a branch of ivy flightering
- awa frae the wa'; when the moon was in, it lookit unco like a dead man's
- arm wi' a taper in't&mdash;I thought it was Misticot himsell. But never
- mind, work you away&mdash;fling the earth weel up by out o' the gate&mdash;Od,
- if ye're no as clean a worker at a grave as Win Winnet himsell! What gars
- ye stop now?&mdash;ye're just at the very bit for a chance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Stop!" said the German, in a tone of anger and disappointment, "why, I am
- down at de rocks dat de cursed ruins (God forgife me!) is founded upon."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel," said the beggar, "that's the likeliest bit of ony. It will be but
- a muckle through-stane laid doun to kiver the gowd&mdash;tak the pick
- till't, and pit mair strength, man&mdash;ae gude down-right devvel will
- split it, I'se warrant ye&mdash;Ay, that will do Od, he comes on wi'
- Wallace's straiks!"
- </p>
- <p>
- In fact, the adept, moved by Edie's exhortations, fetched two or three
- desperate blows, and succeeded in breaking, not indeed that against which
- he struck, which, as he had already conjectured, was the solid rock, but
- the implement which he wielded, jarring at the same time his arms up to
- the shoulder-blades.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hurra, boys!&mdash;there goes Ringan's pick-axe!" cried Edie "it's a
- shame o' the Fairport folk to sell siccan frail gear. Try the shule&mdash;at
- it again, Mr. Dusterdeevil."
- </p>
- <p>
- The adept, without reply, scrambled out of the pit, which was now about
- six feet deep, and addressed his associate in a voice that trembled with
- anger. "Does you know, Mr. Edies Ochiltrees, who it is you put off your
- gibes and your jests upon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Brawly, Mr. Dusterdeevil&mdash;brawly do I ken ye, and has done mony a
- day; but there's nae jesting in the case, for I am wearying to see ae our
- treasures; we should hae had baith ends o' the pockmanky filled by this
- time&mdash;I hope it's bowk eneugh to haud a' the gear?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Look you, you base old person," said the incensed philosopher, "if you do
- put another jest upon me, I will cleave your skull-piece with this
- shovels!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And whare wad my hands and my pike-staff be a' the time?" replied Edie,
- in a tone that indicated no apprehension. "Hout, tout, Maister
- Dusterdeevil, I haena lived sae lang in the warld neither, to be shuled
- out o't that gate. What ails ye to be cankered, man, wi' your friends?
- I'll wager I'll find out the treasure in a minute;" and he jumped into the
- pit, and took up the spade.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I do swear to you," said the adept, whose suspicions were now fully
- awake, "that if you have played me one big trick, I will give you one big
- beating, Mr. Edies."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hear till him now!" said Ochiltree, "he kens how to gar folk find out the
- gear&mdash;Od, I'm thinking he's been drilled that way himsell some day."
- </p>
- <p>
- At this insinuation, which alluded obviously to the former scene betwixt
- himself and Sir Arthur, the philosopher lost the slender remnant of
- patience he had left, and being of violent passions, heaved up the
- truncheon of the broken mattock to discharge it upon the old man's head.
- The blow would in all probability have been fatal, had not he at whom it
- was aimed exclaimed in a stern and firm voice, "Shame to ye, man!&mdash;do
- ye think Heaven or earth will suffer ye to murder an auld man that might
- be your father?&mdash;Look behind ye, man!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Dousterswivel turned instinctively, and beheld, to his utter astonishment,
- a tall dark figure standing close behind him. The apparition gave him no
- time to proceed by exorcism or otherwise, but having instantly recourse to
- the <i>voie de fait,</i> took measure of the adept's shoulders three or
- four times with blows so substantial, that he fell under the weight of
- them, and remained senseless for some minutes between fear and
- stupefaction. When he came to himself, he was alone in the ruined chancel,
- lying upon the soft and damp earth which had been thrown out of Misticot's
- grave. He raised himself with a confused sensation of anger, pain, and
- terror, and it was not until he had sat upright for some minutes, that he
- could arrange his ideas sufficiently to recollect how he came there, or
- with what purpose. As his recollection returned, he could have little
- doubt that the bait held out to him by Ochiltree, to bring him to that
- solitary spot, the sarcasms by which he had provoked him into a quarrel,
- and the ready assistance which he had at hand for terminating it in the
- manner in which it had ended, were all parts of a concerted plan to bring
- disgrace and damage on Herman Dousterswivel. He could hardly suppose that
- he was indebted for the fatigue, anxiety, and beating which he had
- undergone, purely to the malice of Edie Ochiltree singly, but concluded
- that the mendicant had acted a part assigned to him by some person of
- greater importance. His suspicions hesitated between Oldbuck and Sir
- Arthur Wardour. The former had been at no pains to conceal a marked
- dislike of him&mdash;but the latter he had deeply injured; and although he
- judged that Sir Arthur did not know the extent of his wrongs towards him,
- yet it was easy to suppose he had gathered enough of the truth to make him
- desirous of revenge. Ochiltree had alluded to at least one circumstance
- which the adept had every reason to suppose was private between Sir Arthur
- and himself, and therefore must have been learned from the former. The
- language of Oldbuck also intimated a conviction of his knavery, which Sir
- Arthur heard without making any animated defence. Lastly, the way in which
- Dousterswivel supposed the Baronet to have exercised his revenge, was not
- inconsistent with the practice of other countries with which the adept was
- better acquainted than with those of North Britain. With him, as with many
- bad men, to suspect an injury, and to nourish the purpose of revenge, was
- one and the same movement. And before Dousterswivel had fairly recovered
- his legs, he had mentally sworn the ruin of his benefactor, which,
- unfortunately, he possessed too much the power of accelerating.
- </p>
- <p>
- But although a purpose of revenge floated through his brain, it was no
- time to indulge such speculations. The hour, the place, his own situation,
- and perhaps the presence or near neighbourhood of his assailants, made
- self-preservation the adept's first object. The lantern had been thrown
- down and extinguished in the scuffle. The wind, which formerly howled so
- loudly through the aisles of the ruin, had now greatly fallen, lulled by
- the rain, which was descending very fast. The moon, from the same cause,
- was totally obscured, and though Dousterswivel had some experience of the
- ruins, and knew that he must endeavour to regain the eastern door of the
- chancel, yet the confusion of his ideas was such, that he hesitated for
- some time ere he could ascertain in what direction he was to seek it. In
- this perplexity, the suggestions of superstition, taking the advantage of
- darkness and his evil conscience, began again to present themselves to his
- disturbed imagination. "But bah!" quoth he valiantly to himself, "it is
- all nonsense all one part of de damn big trick and imposture. Devil! that
- one thick-skulled Scotch Baronet, as I have led by the nose for five year,
- should cheat Herman Dousterswivel!"
- </p>
- <p>
- As he had come to this conclusion, an incident occurred which tended
- greatly to shake the grounds on which he had adopted it. Amid the
- melancholy <i>sough</i> of the dying wind, and the plash of the rain-drops
- on leaves and stones, arose, and apparently at no great distance from the
- listener, a strain of vocal music so sad and solemn, as if the departed
- spirits of the churchmen who had once inhabited these deserted ruins were
- mourning the solitude and desolation to which their hallowed precincts had
- been abandoned. Dousterswivel, who had now got upon his feet, and was
- groping around the wall of the chancel, stood rooted to the ground on the
- occurrence of this new phenomenon. Each faculty of his soul seemed for the
- moment concentred in the sense of hearing, and all rushed back with the
- unanimous information, that the deep, wild, and prolonged chant which he
- now heard, was the appropriate music of one of the most solemn dirges of
- the Church of Rome. Why performed in such a solitude, and by what class of
- choristers, were questions which the terrified imagination of the adept,
- stirred with all the German superstitions of nixies, oak-kings,
- wer-wolves, hobgoblins, black spirits and white, blue spirits and grey,
- durst not even attempt to solve.
- </p>
- <p>
- Another of his senses was soon engaged in the investigation. At the
- extremity of one of the transepts of the church, at the bottom of a few
- descending steps, was a small iron-grated door, opening, as far as he
- recollected, to a sort of low vault or sacristy. As he cast his eye in the
- direction of the sound, he observed a strong reflection of red light
- glimmering through these bars, and against the steps which descended to
- them. Dousterswivel stood a moment uncertain what to do; then, suddenly
- forming a desperate resolution, he moved down the aisle to the place from
- which the light proceeded.
- </p>
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- <p>
- Fortified with the sign of the cross, and as many exorcisms as his memory
- could recover, he advanced to the grate, from which, unseen, he could see
- what passed in the interior of the vault. As he approached with timid and
- uncertain steps, the chant, after one or two wild and prolonged cadences,
- died away into profound silence. The grate, when he reached it, presented
- a singular spectacle in the interior of the sacristy. An open grave, with
- four tall flambeaus, each about six feet high, placed at the four corners&mdash;a
- bier, having a corpse in its shroud, the arms folded upon the breast,
- rested upon tressels at one side of the grave, as if ready to be interred&mdash;a
- priest, dressed in his cope and stole, held open the service book&mdash;another
- churchman in his vestments bore a holy-water sprinkler, and two boys in
- white surplices held censers with incense&mdash;a man, of a figure once
- tall and commanding, but now bent with age or infirmity, stood alone and
- nearest to the coffin, attired in deep mourning&mdash;such were the most
- prominent figures of the group. At a little distance were two or three
- persons of both sexes, attired in long mourning hoods and cloaks; and five
- or six others in the same lugubrious dress, still farther removed from the
- body, around the walls of the vault, stood ranged in motionless order,
- each bearing in his hand a huge torch of black wax. The smoky light from
- so many flambeaus, by the red and indistinct atmosphere which it spread
- around, gave a hazy, dubious, and as it were phantom-like appearance to
- the outlines of this singular apparition, The voice of the priest&mdash;loud,
- clear, and sonorous&mdash;now recited, from the breviary which he held in
- his hand, those solemn words which the ritual of the Catholic church has
- consecrated to the rendering of dust to dust. Meanwhile, Dousterswivel,
- the place, the hour, and the surprise considered, still remained uncertain
- whether what he saw was substantial, or an unearthly representation of the
- rites to which in former times these walls were familiar, but which are
- now rarely practised in Protestant countries, and almost never in
- Scotland. He was uncertain whether to abide the conclusion of the
- ceremony, or to endeavour to regain the chancel, when a change in his
- position made him visible through the grate to one of the attendant
- mourners. The person who first espied him indicated his discovery to the
- individual who stood apart and nearest the coffin, by a sign, and upon his
- making a sign in reply, two of the group detached themselves, and, gliding
- along with noiseless steps, as if fearing to disturb the service, unlocked
- and opened the grate which separated them from the adept. Each took him by
- an arm, and exerting a degree of force, which he would have been incapable
- of resisting had his fear permitted him to attempt opposition, they placed
- him on the ground in the chancel, and sat down, one on each side of him,
- as if to detain him. Satisfied he was in the power of mortals like
- himself, the adept would have put some questions to them; but while one
- pointed to the vault, from which the sound of the priest's voice was
- distinctly heard, the other placed his finger upon his lips in token of
- silence, a hint which the German thought it most prudent to obey. And thus
- they detained him until a loud Alleluia, pealing through the deserted
- arches of St. Ruth, closed the singular ceremony which it had been his
- fortune to witness.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the hymn had died away with all its echoes, the voice of one of the
- sable personages under whose guard the adept had remained, said, in a
- familiar tone and dialect, "Dear sirs, Mr. Dousterswivel, is this you?
- could not ye have let us ken an ye had wussed till hae been present at the
- ceremony?&mdash;My lord couldna tak it weel your coming blinking and
- jinking in, in that fashion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In de name of all dat is gootness, tell me what you are?" interrupted the
- German in his turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What I am? why, wha should I be but Ringan Aikwood, the Knockwinnock
- poinder?&mdash;and what are ye doing here at this time o' night, unless ye
- were come to attend the leddy's burial?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I do declare to you, mine goot Poinder Aikwood," said the German, raising
- himself up, "that I have been this vary nights murdered, robbed, and put
- in fears of my life."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Robbed! wha wad do sic a deed here?&mdash;Murdered! od ye speak pretty
- blithe for a murdered man&mdash;Put in fear! what put you in fear, Mr.
- Dousterswivel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will tell you, Maister Poinder Aikwood Ringan, just dat old miscreant
- dog villain blue-gown, as you call Edie Ochiltrees."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'll neer believe that," answered Ringan;&mdash;"Edie was ken'd to me,
- and my father before me, for a true, loyal, and sooth-fast man; and, mair
- by token, he's sleeping up yonder in our barn, and has been since ten at
- e'en&mdash;Sae touch ye wha liket, Mr. Dousterswivel, and whether onybody
- touched ye or no, I'm sure Edie's sackless."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Maister Ringan Aikwood Poinders, I do not know what you call sackless,&mdash;
- but let alone all de oils and de soot dat you say he has, and I will tell
- you I was dis night robbed of fifty pounds by your oil and sooty friend,
- Edies Ochiltree; and he is no more in your barn even now dan I ever shall
- be in de kingdom of heafen."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, sir, if ye will gae up wi' me, as the burial company has dispersed,
- we'se mak ye down a bed at the lodge, and we'se see if Edie's at the barn.
- There was twa wild-looking chaps left the auld kirk when we were coming up
- wi' the corpse, that's certain; and the priest, wha likes ill that ony
- heretics should look on at our church ceremonies, sent twa o' the riding
- saulies after them; sae we'll hear a' about it frae them."
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus speaking, the kindly apparition, with the assistance of the mute
- personage, who was his son, disencumbered himself of his cloak, and
- prepared to escort Dousterswivel to the place of that rest which the adept
- so much needed.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will apply to the magistrates to-morrow," said the adept; "oder, I will
- have de law put in force against all the peoples."
- </p>
- <p>
- While he thus muttered vengeance against the cause of his injury, he
- tottered from among the ruins, supporting himself on Ringan and his son,
- whose assistance his state of weakness rendered very necessary.
- </p>
- <p>
- When they were clear of the priory, and had gained the little meadow in
- which it stands, Dousterswivel could perceive the torches which had caused
- him so much alarm issuing in irregular procession from the ruins, and
- glancing their light, like that of the <i>ignis fatuus,</i> on the banks
- of the lake. After moving along the path for some short space with a
- fluctuating and irregular motion, the lights were at once extinguished.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We aye put out the torches at the Halie-cross Well on sic occasions,"
- said the forester to his guest. And accordingly no farther visible sign of
- the procession offered itself to Dousterswivel, although his ear could
- catch the distant and decreasing echo of horses' hoofs in the direction
- towards which the mourners had bent their course.
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER FIFTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- O weel may the boatie row
- And better may she speed,
- And weel may the boatie row
- That earns the bairnies' bread!
- The boatie rows, the boatie rows,
- The boatie rows fu' weel,
- And lightsome be their life that bear
- The merlin and the creel!
- Old Ballad.
-</pre>
- <p>
- We must now introduce our reader to the interior of the fisher's cottage
- mentioned in CHAPTER eleventh of this edifying history. I wish I could say
- that its inside was well arranged, decently furnished, or tolerably clean.
- On the contrary, I am compelled to admit, there was confusion,&mdash;
- there was dilapidation,&mdash;there was dirt good store. Yet, with all
- this, there was about the inmates, Luckie Mucklebackit and her family, an
- appearance of ease, plenty, and comfort, that seemed to warrant their old
- sluttish proverb, "The clartier the cosier." A huge fire, though the
- season was summer, occupied the hearth, and served at once for affording
- light, heat, and the means of preparing food. The fishing had been
- successful, and the family, with customary improvidence, had, since
- unlading the cargo, continued an unremitting operation of broiling and
- frying that part of the produce reserved for home consumption, and the
- bones and fragments lay on the wooden trenchers, mingled with morsels of
- broken bannocks and shattered mugs of half-drunk beer. The stout and
- athletic form of Maggie herself, bustling here and there among a pack of
- half-grown girls and younger children, of whom she chucked one now here
- and another now there, with an exclamation of "Get out o' the gate, ye
- little sorrow!" was strongly contrasted with the passive and
- half-stupified look and manner of her husband's mother, a woman advanced
- to the last stage of human life, who was seated in her wonted chair close
- by the fire, the warmth of which she coveted, yet hardly seemed to be
- sensible of&mdash;now muttering to herself, now smiling vacantly to the
- children as they pulled the strings of her <i>toy</i> or close cap, or
- twitched her blue checked apron. With her distaff in her bosom, and her
- spindle in her hand, she plied lazily and mechanically the old-fashioned
- Scottish thrift, according to the old-fashioned Scottish manner. The
- younger children, crawling among the feet of the elder, watched the
- progress of grannies spindle as it twisted, and now and then ventured to
- interrupt its progress as it danced upon the floor in those vagaries which
- the more regulated spinning-wheel has now so universally superseded, that
- even the fated Princess in the fairy tale might roam through all Scotland
- without the risk of piercing her hand with a spindle, and dying of the
- wound. Late as the hour was (and it was long past midnight), the whole
- family were still on foot, and far from proposing to go to bed; the dame
- was still busy broiling car-cakes on the girdle, and the elder girl, the
- half-naked mermaid elsewhere commemorated, was preparing a pile of
- Findhorn haddocks (that is, haddocks smoked with green wood), to be eaten
- along with these relishing provisions.
- </p>
- <p>
- While they were thus employed, a slight tap at the door, accompanied with
- the question, "Are ye up yet, sirs?" announced a visitor. The answer, "Ay,
- ay,&mdash;come your ways ben, hinny," occasioned the lifting of the latch,
- and Jenny Rintherout, the female domestic of our Antiquary, made her
- appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay," exclaimed the mistress of the family&mdash;"Hegh, sirs! can this
- be you, Jenny?&mdash;a sight o' you's gude for sair een, lass."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O woman, we've been sae ta'en up wi' Captain Hector's wound up by, that I
- havena had my fit out ower the door this fortnight; but he's better now,
- and auld Caxon sleeps in his room in case he wanted onything. Sae, as soon
- as our auld folk gaed to bed, I e'en snodded my head up a bit, and left
- the house-door on the latch, in case onybody should be wanting in or out
- while I was awa, and just cam down the gate to see an there was ony cracks
- amang ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay," answered Luckie Mucklebackit, "I see you hae gotten a' your
- braws on; ye're looking about for Steenie now&mdash;but he's no at hame
- the night; and ye'll no do for Steenie, lass&mdash;a feckless thing like
- you's no fit to mainteen a man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Steenie will no do for me," retorted Jenny, with a toss of her head that
- might have become a higher-born damsel; "I maun hae a man that can
- mainteen his wife."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou ay, hinny&mdash;thae's your landward and burrows-town notions. My
- certie!&mdash;fisherwives ken better&mdash;they keep the man, and keep the
- house, and keep the siller too, lass."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A wheen poor drudges ye are," answered the nymph of the land to the nymph
- of the sea. "As sune as the keel o' the coble touches the sand, deil a bit
- mair will the lazy fisher loons work, but the wives maun kilt their coats,
- and wade into the surf to tak the fish ashore. And then the man casts aff
- the wat and puts on the dry, and sits down wi' his pipe and his gill-stoup
- ahint the ingle, like ony auld houdie, and neer a turn will he do till the
- coble's afloat again! And the wife she maun get the scull on her back, and
- awa wi' the fish to the next burrows-town, and scauld and ban wi'ilka wife
- that will scauld and ban wi'her till it's sauld&mdash;and that's the gait
- fisher-wives live, puir slaving bodies."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Slaves?&mdash;gae wa', lass!&mdash;ca' the head o' the house slaves?
- little ye ken about it, lass. Show me a word my Saunders daur speak, or a
- turn he daur do about the house, without it be just to tak his meat, and
- his drink, and his diversion, like ony o' the weans. He has mair sense
- than to ca' anything about the bigging his ain, frae the rooftree down to
- a crackit trencher on the bink. He kens weel eneugh wha feeds him, and
- cleeds him, and keeps a' tight, thack and rape, when his coble is jowing
- awa in the Firth, puir fallow. Na, na, lass!&mdash;them that sell the
- goods guide the purse&mdash;them that guide the purse rule the house. Show
- me ane o' yer bits o' farmer-bodies that wad let their wife drive the
- stock to the market, and ca' in the debts. Na, na."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, aweel, Maggie, ilka land has its ain lauch&mdash;But where's
- Steenie the night, when a's come and gane? And where's the gudeman?"*
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note G. Gynecocracy.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hae putten the gudeman to his bed, for he was e'en sair forfain; and
- Steenie's awa out about some barns-breaking wi' the auld gaberlunzie, Edie
- Ochiltree: they'll be in sune, and ye can sit doun."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, gudewife" (taking a seat), "I haena that muckle time to stop&mdash;but
- I maun tell ye about the news. Yell hae heard o' the muckle kist o' gowd
- that Sir Arthur has fund down by at St. Ruth?&mdash;He'll be grander than
- ever now&mdash;he'll no can haud down his head to sneeze, for fear o'
- seeing his shoon."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou ay&mdash;a' the country's heard o' that; but auld Edie says that they
- ca' it ten times mair than ever was o't, and he saw them howk it up. Od,
- it would be lang or a puir body that needed it got sic a windfa'."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, that's sure eneugh.&mdash;And yell hae heard o' the Countess o'
- Glenallan being dead and lying in state, and how she's to be buried at St.
- Ruth's as this night fa's, wi' torch-light; and a' the popist servants,
- and Ringan Aikwood, that's a papist too, are to be there, and it will be
- the grandest show ever was seen."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, hinny," answered the Nereid, "if they let naebody but papists come
- there, it'll no be muckle o' a show in this country, for the auld harlot,
- as honest Mr. Blattergowl ca's her, has few that drink o' her cup o'
- enchantments in this corner o' our chosen lands.&mdash;But what can ail
- them to bury the auld carlin (a rudas wife she was) in the night-time?&mdash;I
- dare say our gudemither will ken."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here she exalted her voice, and exclaimed twice or thrice, "Gudemither!
- gudemither!" but, lost in the apathy of age and deafness, the aged sibyl
- she addressed continued plying her spindle without understanding the
- appeal made to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Speak to your grandmither, Jenny&mdash;Od, I wad rather hail the coble
- half a mile aff, and the nor-wast wind whistling again in my teeth."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Grannie," said the little mermaid, in a voice to which the old woman was
- better accustomed, "minnie wants to ken what for the Glenallan folk aye
- bury by candle-light in the ruing of St. Ruth!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The old woman paused in the act of twirling the spindle, turned round to
- the rest of the party, lifted her withered, trembling, and clay-coloured
- hand, raised up her ashen-hued and wrinkled face, which the quick motion
- of two light-blue eyes chiefly distinguished from the visage of a corpse,
- and, as if catching at any touch of association with the living world,
- answered, "What gars the Glenallan family inter their dead by torchlight,
- said the lassie?&mdash;Is there a Glenallan dead e'en now?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "We might be a' dead and buried too," said Maggie, "for onything ye wad
- ken about it;"&mdash;and then, raising her voice to the stretch of her
- mother-in-law's comprehension, she added,
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's the auld Countess, gudemither."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And is she ca'd hame then at last?" said the old woman, in a voice that
- seemed to be agitated with much more feeling than belonged to her extreme
- old age, and the general indifference and apathy of her manner&mdash;"is
- she then called to her last account after her lang race o' pride and
- power?&mdash;O God, forgie her!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But minnie was asking ye," resumed the lesser querist, "what for the
- Glenallan family aye bury their dead by torch-light?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "They hae aye dune sae," said the grandmother, "since the time the Great
- Earl fell in the sair battle o' the Harlaw, when they say the coronach was
- cried in ae day from the mouth of the Tay to the Buck of the Cabrach, that
- ye wad hae heard nae other sound but that of lamentation for the great
- folks that had fa'en fighting against Donald of the Isles. But the Great
- Earl's mither was living&mdash;they were a doughty and a dour race, the
- women o' the house o' Glenallan&mdash;and she wad hae nae coronach cried
- for her son, but had him laid in the silence o' midnight in his place o'
- rest, without either drinking the dirge, or crying the lament. She said he
- had killed enow that day he died, for the widows and daughters o' the
- Highlanders he had slain to cry the coronach for them they had lost, and
- for her son too; and sae she laid him in his gave wi' dry eyes, and
- without a groan or a wail. And it was thought a proud word o' the family,
- and they aye stickit by it&mdash;and the mair in the latter times, because
- in the night-time they had mair freedom to perform their popish ceremonies
- by darkness and in secrecy than in the daylight&mdash;at least that was
- the case in my time; they wad hae been disturbed in the day-time baith by
- the law and the commons of Fairport&mdash;they may be owerlooked now, as I
- have heard: the warlds changed&mdash;I whiles hardly ken whether I am
- standing or sitting, or dead or living."
- </p>
- <p>
- And looking round the fire, as if in a state of unconscious uncertainty of
- which she complained, old Elspeth relapsed into her habitual and
- mechanical occupation of twirling the spindle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Eh, sirs!" said Jenny Rintherout, under her breath to her gossip, "it's
- awsome to hear your gudemither break out in that gait&mdash;it's like the
- dead speaking to the living."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye're no that far wrang, lass; she minds naething o' what passes the day&mdash;but
- set her on auld tales, and she can speak like a prent buke. She kens mair
- about the Glenallan family than maist folk&mdash;the gudeman's father was
- their fisher mony a day. Ye maun ken the papists make a great point o'
- eating fish&mdash;it's nae bad part o' their religion that, whatever the
- rest is&mdash;I could aye sell the best o' fish at the best o' prices for
- the Countess's ain table, grace be wi' her! especially on a Friday&mdash;But
- see as our gudemither's hands and lips are ganging&mdash;now it's working
- in her head like barm&mdash;she'll speak eneugh the night. Whiles she'll
- no speak a word in a week, unless it be to the bits o' bairns."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hegh, Mrs. Mucklebackit, she's an awsome wife!" said Jenny in reply.
- "D'ye think she's a'thegither right? Folk say she downa gang to the kirk,
- or speak to the minister, and that she was ance a papist but since her
- gudeman's been dead, naebody kens what she is. D'ye think yoursell that
- she's no uncanny?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Canny, ye silly tawpie! think ye ae auld wife's less canny than anither?
- unless it be Alison Breck&mdash;I really couldna in conscience swear for
- her; I have kent the boxes she set fill'd wi' partans, when"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Whisht, whisht, Maggie," whispered Jenny&mdash;"your gudemither's gaun to
- speak again."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wasna there some ane o' ye said," asked the old sibyl, "or did I dream,
- or was it revealed to me, that Joscelind, Lady Glenallan, is dead, an'
- buried this night?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, gudemither," screamed the daughter-in-law, "it's e'en sae."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And e'en sae let it be," said old Elspeth; "she's made mony a sair heart
- in her day&mdash;ay, e'en her ain son's&mdash;is he living yet?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, he's living yet; but how lang he'll live&mdash;however, dinna ye mind
- his coming and asking after you in the spring, and leaving siller?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It may be sae, Magge&mdash;I dinna mind it&mdash;but a handsome gentleman
- he was, and his father before him. Eh! if his father had lived, they might
- hae been happy folk! But he was gane, and the lady carried it in&mdash;ower
- and out-ower wi' her son, and garr'd him trow the thing he never suld hae
- trowed, and do the thing he has repented a' his life, and will repent
- still, were his life as lang as this lang and wearisome ane o' mine."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O what was it, grannie?"&mdash;and "What was it, gudemither?"&mdash;and
- "What was it, Luckie Elspeth?" asked the children, the mother, and the
- visitor, in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Never ask what it was," answered the old sibyl, "but pray to God that ye
- arena left to the pride and wilfu'ness o' your ain hearts: they may be as
- powerful in a cabin as in a castle&mdash;I can bear a sad witness to that.
- O that weary and fearfu' night! will it never gang out o' my auld head!&mdash;Eh!
- to see her lying on the floor wi' her lang hair dreeping wi' the salt
- water!&mdash;Heaven will avenge on a' that had to do wi't. Sirs! is my son
- out wi' the coble this windy e'en?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, mither&mdash;nae coble can keep the sea this wind; he's sleeping
- in his bed out-ower yonder ahint the hallan."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Is Steenie out at sea then?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, grannie&mdash;Steenie's awa out wi' auld Edie Ochiltree, the
- gaberlunzie; maybe they'll be gaun to see the burial."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That canna be," said the mother of the family; "we kent naething o't till
- Jock Rand cam in, and tauld us the Aikwoods had warning to attend&mdash;
- they keep thae things unco private&mdash;and they were to bring the corpse
- a' the way frae the Castle, ten miles off, under cloud o' night. She has
- lain in state this ten days at Glenallan House, in a grand chamber a' hung
- wi' black, and lighted wi' wax cannle."
- </p>
- <p>
- "God assoilzie her!" ejaculated old Elspeth, her head apparently still
- occupied by the event of the Countess's death; "she was a hard-hearted
- woman, but she's gaen to account for it a', and His mercy is infinite&mdash;
- God grant she may find it sae!" And she relapsed into silence, which she
- did not break again during the rest of the evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wonder what that auld daft beggar carle and our son Steenie can be
- doing out in sic a nicht as this," said Maggie Mucklebackit; and her
- expression of surprise was echoed by her visitor. "Gang awa, ane o' ye,
- hinnies, up to the heugh head, and gie them a cry in case they're within
- hearing; the car-cakes will be burnt to a cinder."
- </p>
- <p>
- The little emissary departed, but in a few minutes came running back with
- the loud exclamation, "Eh, Minnie! eh, grannie! there's a white bogle
- chasing twa black anes down the heugh."
- </p>
- <p>
- A noise of footsteps followed this singular annunciation, and young
- Steenie Mucklebackit, closely followed by Edie Ochiltree, bounced into the
- hut. They were panting and out of breath. The first thing Steenie did was
- to look for the bar of the door, which his mother reminded him had been
- broken up for fire-wood in the hard winter three years ago; "for what
- use," she said, "had the like o' them for bars?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "There's naebody chasing us," said the beggar, after he had taken his
- breath: "we're e'en like the wicked, that flee when no one pursueth."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, but we were chased," said Steenie, "by a spirit or something
- little better."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was a man in white on horseback," said Edie, "for the soft grund that
- wadna bear the beast, flung him about, I wot that weel; but I didna think
- my auld legs could have brought me aff as fast; I ran amaist as fast as if
- I had been at Prestonpans."*
- </p>
- <p>
- * [This refers to the flight of the government forces at the battle of
- Prestonpans, 1745.]
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, ye daft gowks!" said Luckie Mucklebackit, "it will hae been some o'
- the riders at the Countess's burial."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What!" said Edie, "is the auld Countess buried the night at St. Ruth's?
- Ou, that wad be the lights and the noise that scarr'd us awa; I wish I had
- ken'd&mdash;I wad hae stude them, and no left the man yonder&mdash;but
- they'll take care o' him. Ye strike ower hard, Steenie I doubt ye
- foundered the chield."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Neer a bit," said Steenie, laughing; "he has braw broad shouthers, and I
- just took measure o' them wi' the stang. Od, if I hadna been something
- short wi' him, he wad hae knockit your auld hams out, lad."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, an I win clear o' this scrape," said Edie, "I'se tempt Providence
- nae mair. But I canna think it an unlawfu' thing to pit a bit trick on sic
- a landlouping scoundrel, that just lives by tricking honester folk."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But what are we to do with this?" said Steenie, producing a pocket-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Od guide us, man," said Edie in great alarm, "what garr'd ye touch the
- gear? a very leaf o' that pocket-book wad be eneugh to hang us baith."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I dinna ken," said Steenie; "the book had fa'en out o' his pocket, I
- fancy, for I fand it amang my feet when I was graping about to set him on
- his logs again, and I just pat it in my pouch to keep it safe; and then
- came the tramp of horse, and you cried, Rin, rin,' and I had nae mair
- thought o' the book."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We maun get it back to the loon some gait or other; ye had better take it
- yoursell, I think, wi' peep o' light, up to Ringan Aikwood's. I wadna for
- a hundred pounds it was fund in our hands."
- </p>
- <p>
- Steenie undertook to do as he was directed.
- </p>
- <p>
- "A bonny night ye hae made o't, Mr. Steenie," said Jenny Rintherout, who,
- impatient of remaining so long unnoticed, now presented herself to the
- young fisherman&mdash;"A bonny night ye hae made o't, tramping about wi'
- gaberlunzies, and getting yoursell hunted wi' worricows, when ye suld be
- sleeping in your bed, like your father, honest man."
- </p>
- <p>
- This attack called forth a suitable response of rustic raillery from the
- young fisherman. An attack was now commenced upon the car-cakes and smoked
- fish, and sustained with great perseverance by assistance of a bicker or
- two of twopenny ale and a bottle of gin. The mendicant then retired to the
- straw of an out-house adjoining,&mdash;the children had one by one crept
- into their nests,&mdash;the old grandmother was deposited in her
- flock-bed,&mdash;Steenie, notwithstanding his preceding fatigue, had the
- gallantry to accompany Miss Rintherout to her own mansion, and at what
- hour he returned the story saith not,&mdash;and the matron of the family,
- having laid the gathering-coal upon the fire, and put things in some sort
- of order, retired to rest the last of the family.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SIXTH.
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- &mdash;Many great ones
- Would part with half their states, to have the plan
- And credit to beg in the first style.
- Beggar's Bush.
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- <p>
- Old Edie was stirring with the lark, and his first inquiry was after
- Steenie and the pocket-book. The young fisherman had been under the
- necessity of attending his father before daybreak, to avail themselves of
- the tide, but he had promised that, immediately on his return, the
- pocket-book, with all its contents, carefully wrapped up in a piece of
- sail-cloth, should be delivered by him to Ringan Aikwood, for
- Dousterswivel, the owner.
- </p>
- <p>
- The matron had prepared the morning meal for the family, and, shouldering
- her basket of fish, tramped sturdily away towards Fairport. The children
- were idling round the door, for the day was fair and sun-shiney. The
- ancient grandame, again seated on her wicker-chair by the fire, had
- resumed her eternal spindle, wholly unmoved by the yelling and screaming
- of the children, and the scolding of the mother, which had preceded the
- dispersion of the family. Edie had arranged his various bags, and was
- bound for the renewal of his wandering life, but first advanced with due
- courtesy to take his leave of the ancient crone.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gude day to ye, cummer, and mony ane o' them. I will be back about the
- fore-end o'har'st, and I trust to find ye baith haill and fere."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pray that ye may find me in my quiet grave," said the old woman, in a
- hollow and sepulchral voice, but without the agitation of a single
- feature.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye're auld, cummer, and sae am I mysell; but we maun abide His will&mdash;
- we'll no be forgotten in His good time."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor our deeds neither," said the crone: "what's dune in the body maun be
- answered in the spirit."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wot that's true; and I may weel tak the tale hame to mysell, that hae
- led a misruled and roving life. But ye were aye a canny wife. We're a'
- frail&mdash;but ye canna hae sae muckle to bow ye down."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Less than I might have had&mdash;but mair, O far mair, than wad sink the
- stoutest brig e'er sailed out o' Fairport harbour!&mdash;Didna somebody
- say yestreen&mdash;at least sae it is borne in on my mind, but auld folk
- hae weak fancies&mdash;did not somebody say that Joscelind, Countess of
- Glenallan, was departed frae life?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "They said the truth whaever said it," answered old Edie; "she was buried
- yestreen by torch-light at St. Ruth's, and I, like a fule, gat a gliff wi'
- seeing the lights and the riders."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was their fashion since the days of the Great Earl that was killed at
- Harlaw;&mdash;they did it to show scorn that they should die and be buried
- like other mortals; the wives o' the house of Glenallan wailed nae wail
- for the husband, nor the sister for the brother.&mdash;But is she e'en
- ca'd to the lang account?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "As sure," answered Edie, "as we maun a' abide it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then I'll unlade my mind, come o't what will."
- </p>
- <p>
- This she spoke with more alacrity than usually attended her expressions,
- and accompanied her words with an attitude of the hand, as if throwing
- something from her. She then raised up her form, once tall, and still
- retaining the appearance of having been so, though bent with age and
- rheumatism, and stood before the beggar like a mummy animated by some
- wandering spirit into a temporary resurrection. Her light-blue eyes
- wandered to and fro, as if she occasionally forgot and again remembered
- the purpose for which her long and withered hand was searching among the
- miscellaneous contents of an ample old-fashioned pocket. At length she
- pulled out a small chip-box, and opening it, took out a handsome ring, in
- which was set a braid of hair, composed of two different colours, black
- and light brown, twined together, encircled with brilliants of
- considerable value.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gudeman," she said to Ochiltree, "as ye wad e'er deserve mercy, ye maun
- gang my errand to the house of Glenallan, and ask for the Earl."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The Earl of Glenallan, cummer! ou, he winna see ony o' the gentles o' the
- country, and what likelihood is there that he wad see the like o' an auld
- gaberlunzie?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gang your ways and try;&mdash;and tell him that Elspeth o' the
- Craigburnfoot&mdash;he'll mind me best by that name&mdash;maun see him or
- she be relieved frae her lang pilgrimage, and that she sends him that ring
- in token of the business she wad speak o'."
- </p>
- <p>
- Ochiltree looked on the ring with some admiration of its apparent value,
- and then carefully replacing it in the box, and wrapping it in an old
- ragged handkerchief, he deposited the token in his bosom.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, gudewife," he said, "I'se do your bidding, or it's no be my fault.
- But surely there was never sic a braw propine as this sent to a yerl by an
- auld fishwife, and through the hands of a gaberlunzie beggar."
- </p>
- <p>
- With this reflection, Edie took up his pike-staff, put on his
- broad-brimmed bonnet, and set forth upon his pilgrimage. The old woman
- remained for some time standing in a fixed posture, her eyes directed to
- the door through which her ambassador had departed. The appearance of
- excitation, which the conversation had occasioned, gradually left her
- features; she sank down upon her accustomed seat, and resumed her
- mechanical labour of the distaff and spindle, with her wonted air of
- apathy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie Ochiltree meanwhile advanced on his journey. The distance to
- Glenallan was ten miles, a march which the old soldier accomplished in
- about four hours. With the curiosity belonging to his idle trade and
- animated character, he tortured himself the whole way to consider what
- could be the meaning of this mysterious errand with which he was
- entrusted, or what connection the proud, wealthy, and powerful Earl of
- Glenallan could have with the crimes or penitence of an old doting woman,
- whose rank in life did not greatly exceed that of her messenger. He
- endeavoured to call to memory all that he had ever known or heard of the
- Glenallan family, yet, having done so, remained altogether unable to form
- a conjecture on the subject. He knew that the whole extensive estate of
- this ancient and powerful family had descended to the Countess, lately
- deceased, who inherited, in a most remarkable degree, the stern, fierce,
- and unbending character which had distinguished the house of Glenallan
- since they first figured in Scottish annals. Like the rest of her
- ancestors, she adhered zealously to the Roman Catholic faith, and was
- married to an English gentleman of the same communion, and of large
- fortune, who did not survive their union two years. The Countess was,
- therefore, left an early widow, with the uncontrolled management of the
- large estates of her two sons. The elder, Lord Geraldin, who was to
- succeed to the title and fortune of Glenallan, was totally dependent on
- his mother during her life. The second, when he came of age, assumed the
- name and arms of his father, and took possession of his estate, according
- to the provisions of the Countess's marriage-settlement. After this
- period, he chiefly resided in England, and paid very few and brief visits
- to his mother and brother; and these at length were altogether dispensed
- with, in consequence of his becoming a convert to the reformed religion.
- </p>
- <p>
- But even before this mortal offence was given to its mistress, his
- residence at Glenallan offered few inducements to a gay young man like
- Edward Geraldin Neville, though its gloom and seclusion seemed to suit the
- retired and melancholy habits of his elder brother. Lord Geraldin, in the
- outset of life, had been a young man of accomplishment and hopes. Those
- who knew him upon his travels entertained the highest expectations of his
- future career. But such fair dawns are often strangely overcast. The young
- nobleman returned to Scotland, and after living about a year in his
- mother's society at Glenallan House, he seemed to have adopted all the
- stern gloom and melancholy of her character. Excluded from politics by the
- incapacities attached to those of his religion, and from all lighter
- avocationas by choice, Lord Geraldin led a life of the strictest
- retirement. His ordinary society was composed of the clergyman of his
- communion, who occasionally visited his mansion; and very rarely, upon
- stated occasions of high festival, one or two families who still professed
- the Catholic religion were formally entertained at Glenallan House. But
- this was all; their heretic neighbours knew nothing of the family
- whatever; and even the Catholics saw little more than the sumptuous
- entertainment and solemn parade which was exhibited on those formal
- occasions, from which all returned without knowing whether most to wonder
- at the stern and stately demeanour of the Countess, or the deep and gloomy
- dejection which never ceased for a moment to cloud the features of her
- son. The late event had put him in possession of his fortune and title,
- and the neighbourhood had already begun to conjecture whether gaiety would
- revive with independence, when those who had some occasional acquaintance
- with the interior of the family spread abroad a report, that the Earl's
- constitution was undermined by religious austerities, and that in all
- probability he would soon follow his mother to the grave. This event was
- the more probable, as his brother had died of a lingering complaint,
- which, in the latter years of his life, had affected at once his frame and
- his spirits; so that heralds and genealogists were already looking back
- into their records to discover the heir of this ill-fated family, and
- lawyers were talking with gleesome anticipation, of the probability of a
- "great Glenallan cause."
- </p>
- <p>
- As Edie Ochiltree approached the front of Glenallan House,* an ancient
- building of great extent, the most modern part of which had been designed
- by the celebrated Inigo Jones, he began to consider in what way he should
- be most likely to gain access for delivery of his message; and, after much
- consideration, resolved to send the token to the Earl by one of the
- domestics.
- </p>
- <p>
- * [Supposed to represent Glammis Castle, in Forfarshire, with which the
- Author was well acquainted.]
- </p>
- <p>
- With this purpose he stopped at a cottage, where he obtained the means of
- making up the ring in a sealed packet like a petition, addressed, <i>Forr
- his hounor the Yerl of Glenllan&mdash;These.</i> But being aware that
- missives delivered at the doors of great houses by such persons as
- himself, do not always make their way according to address, Edie
- determined, like an old soldier, to reconnoitre the ground before he made
- his final attack. As he approached the porter's lodge, he discovered, by
- the number of poor ranked before it, some of them being indigent persons
- in the vicinity, and others itinerants of his own begging profession,&mdash;that
- there was about to be a general dole or distribution of charity.
- </p>
- <p>
- "A good turn," said Edie to himself, "never goes unrewarded&mdash;I'll
- maybe get a good awmous that I wad hae missed but for trotting on this
- auld wife's errand."
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, he ranked up with the rest of this ragged regiment, assuming
- a station as near the front as possible,&mdash;a distinction due, as he
- conceived, to his blue gown and badge, no less than to his years and
- experience; but he soon found there was another principle of precedence in
- this assembly, to which he had not adverted.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Are ye a triple man, friend, that ye press forward sae bauldly?&mdash;I'm
- thinking no, for there's nae Catholics wear that badge."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, I am no a Roman," said Edie.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then shank yoursell awa to the double folk, or single folk, that's the
- Episcopals or Presbyterians yonder: it's a shame to see a heretic hae sic
- a lang white beard, that would do credit to a hermit."
- </p>
- <p>
- Ochiltree, thus rejected from the society of the Catholic mendicants, or
- those who called themselves such, went to station himself with the paupers
- of the communion of the church of England, to whom the noble donor
- allotted a double portion of his charity. But never was a poor occasional
- conformist more roughly rejected by a High-church congregation, even when
- that matter was furiously agitated in the days of good Queen Anne.
- </p>
- <p>
- "See to him wi' his badge!" they said;&mdash;"he hears ane o' the king's
- Presbyterian chaplains sough out a sermon on the morning of every
- birth-day, and now he would pass himsell for ane o' the Episcopal church!
- Na, na!&mdash;we'll take care o' that."
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie, thus rejected by Rome and Prelacy, was fain to shelter himself from
- the laughter of his brethren among the thin group of Presbyterians, who
- had either disdained to disguise their religious opinions for the sake of
- an augmented dole, or perhaps knew they could not attempt the imposition
- without a certainty of detection.
- </p>
- <p>
- The same degree of precedence was observed in the mode of distributing the
- charity, which consisted in bread, beef, and a piece of money, to each
- individual of all the three classes. The almoner, an ecclesiastic of grave
- appearance and demeanour, superintended in person the accommodation of the
- Catholic mendicants, asking a question or two of each as he delivered the
- charity, and recommending to their prayers the soul of Joscelind, late
- Countess of Glenallan, mother of their benefactor. The porter,
- distinguished by his long staff headed with silver, and by the black gown
- tufted with lace of the same colour, which he had assumed upon the general
- mourning in the family, overlooked the distribution of the dole among the
- prelatists. The less-favoured kirk-folk were committed to the charge of an
- aged domestic.
- </p>
- <p>
- As this last discussed some disputed point with the porter, his name, as
- it chanced to be occasionally mentioned, and then his features, struck
- Ochiltree, and awakened recollections of former times. The rest of the
- assembly were now retiring, when the domestic, again approaching the place
- where Edie still lingered, said, in a strong Aberdeenshire accent, "Fat is
- the auld feel-body deeing, that he canna gang avay, now that he's gotten
- baith meat and siller?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Francis Macraw," answered Edie Ochiltree, "d'ye no mind Fontenoy, and
- keep thegither front and rear?'"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ohon! ohon!" cried Francie, with a true north-country yell of
- recognition, "naebody could hae said that word but my auld front-rank man,
- Edie Ochiltree! But I'm sorry to see ye in sic a peer state, man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No sae ill aff as ye may think, Francis. But I'm laith to leave this
- place without a crack wi' you, and I kenna when I may see you again, for
- your folk dinna mak Protestants welcome, and that's ae reason that I hae
- never been here before."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Fusht, fusht," said Francie, "let that flee stick i' the wa'&mdash;when
- the dirt's dry it will rub out;&mdash;and come you awa wi' me, and I'll
- gie ye something better thau that beef bane, man."
- </p>
- <p>
- Having then spoke a confidential word with the porter (probably to request
- his connivance), and having waited until the almoner had returned into the
- house with slow and solemn steps, Francie Macraw introduced his old
- comrade into the court of Glenallan House, the gloomy gateway of which was
- surmounted by a huge scutcheon, in which the herald and undertaker had
- mingled, as usual, the emblems of human pride and of human nothingness,&mdash;the
- Countess's hereditary coat-of-arms, with all its numerous quarterings,
- disposed in a lozenge, and surrounded by the separate shields of her
- paternal and maternal ancestry, intermingled with scythes, hour glasses,
- skulls, and other symbols of that mortality which levels all distinctions.
- Conducting his friend as speedily as possible along the large paved court,
- Macraw led the way through a side-door to a small apartment near the
- servants' hall, which, in virtue of his personal attendance upon the Earl
- of Glenallan, he was entitled to call his own. To produce cold meat of
- various kinds, strong beer, and even a glass of spirits, was no difficulty
- to a person of Francis's importance, who had not lost, in his sense of
- conscious dignity, the keen northern prudence which recommended a good
- understanding with the butler. Our mendicant envoy drank ale, and talked
- over old stories with his comrade, until, no other topic of conversation
- occurring, he resolved to take up the theme of his embassy, which had for
- some time escaped his memory.
- </p>
- <p>
- "He had a petition to present to the Earl," he said;&mdash;for he judged
- it prudent to say nothing of the ring, not knowing, as he afterwards
- observed, how far the manners of a single soldier* might have been
- corrupted by service in a great house.
- </p>
- <p>
- * A single soldier means, in Scotch, a private soldier.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, tout, man," said Francie, "the Earl will look at nae petitions&mdash;
- but I can gie't to the almoner."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But it relates to some secret, that maybe my lord wad like best to see't
- himsell."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm jeedging that's the very reason that the almoner will be for seeing
- it the first and foremost."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I hae come a' this way on purpose to deliver it, Francis, and ye
- really maun help me at a pinch."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Neer speed then if I dinna," answered the Aberdeenshire man: "let them be
- as cankered as they like, they can but turn me awa, and I was just
- thinking to ask my discharge, and gang down to end my days at Inverurie."
- </p>
- <p>
- With this doughty resolution of serving his friend at all ventures, since
- none was to be encountered which could much inconvenience himself, Francie
- Macraw left the apartment. It was long before he returned, and when he
- did, his manner indicated wonder and agitation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am nae seer gin ye be Edie Ochiltree o' Carrick's company in the
- Forty-twa, or gin ye be the deil in his likeness!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what makes ye speak in that gait?" demanded the astonished mendicant.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Because my lord has been in sic a distress and surpreese as I neer saw a
- man in my life. But he'll see you&mdash;I got that job cookit. He was like
- a man awa frae himsell for mony minutes, and I thought he wad hae swarv't
- a'thegither,&mdash;and fan he cam to himsell, he asked fae brought the
- packet&mdash;and fat trow ye I said?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "An auld soger," says Edie&mdash;"that does likeliest at a gentle's door;
- at a farmer's it's best to say ye're an auld tinkler, if ye need ony
- quarters, for maybe the gudewife will hae something to souther."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I said neer ane o' the twa," answered Francis; "my lord cares as
- little about the tane as the tother&mdash;for he's best to them that can
- souther up our sins. Sae I e'en said the bit paper was brought by an auld
- man wi' a long fite beard&mdash;he might be a capeechin freer for fat I
- ken'd, for he was dressed like an auld palmer. Sae ye'll be sent up for
- fanever he can find mettle to face ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wish I was weel through this business," thought Edie to himself; "mony
- folk surmise that the Earl's no very right in the judgment, and wha can
- say how far he may be offended wi' me for taking upon me sae muckle?"
- </p>
- <p>
- But there was now no room for retreat&mdash;a bell sounded from a distant
- part of the mansion, and Macraw said, with a smothered accent, as if
- already in his master's presence, "That's my lord's bell!&mdash;follow me,
- and step lightly and cannily, Edie."
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie followed his guide, who seemed to tread as if afraid of being
- overheard, through a long passage, and up a back stair, which admitted
- them into the family apartments. They were ample and extensive, furnished
- at such cost as showed the ancient importance and splendour of the family.
- But all the ornaments were in the taste of a former and distant period,
- and one would have almost supposed himself traversing the halls of a
- Scottish nobleman before the union of the crowns. The late Countess,
- partly from a haughty contempt of the times in which she lived, partly
- from her sense of family pride, had not permitted the furniture to be
- altered or modernized during her residence at Glenallan House. The most
- magnificent part of the decorations was a valuable collection of pictures
- by the best masters, whose massive frames were somewhat tarnished by time.
- In this particular also the gloomy taste of the family seemed to
- predominate. There were some fine family portraits by Vandyke and other
- masters of eminence; but the collection was richest in the Saints and
- Martyrdoms of Domenichino, Velasquez, and Murillo, and other subjects of
- the same kind, which had been selected in preference to landscapes or
- historical pieces. The manner in which these awful, and sometimes
- disgusting, subjects were represented, harmonized with the gloomy state of
- the apartments,&mdash;a circumstance which was not altogether lost on the
- old man, as he traversed them under the guidance of his quondam
- fellow-soldier. He was about to express some sentiment of this kind, but
- Francie imposed silence on him by signs, and opening a door at the end of
- the long picture-gallery, ushered him into a small antechamber hung with
- black. Here they found the almoner, with his ear turned to a door opposite
- that by which they entered, in the attitude of one who listens with
- attention, but is at the same time afraid of being detected in the act.
- </p>
- <p>
- The old domestic and churchman started when they perceived each other. But
- the almoner first recovered his recollection, and advancing towards
- Macraw, said, under his breath, but with an authoritative tone, "How dare
- you approach the Earl's apartment without knocking? and who is this
- stranger, or what has he to do here?&mdash;Retire to the gallery, and wait
- for me there."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's impossible just now to attend your reverence," answered Macraw,
- raising his voice so as to be heard in the next room, being conscious that
- the priest would not maintain the altercation within hearing of his
- patron,&mdash;"the Earl's bell has rung."
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarce uttered the words, when it was rung again with greater
- violence than before; and the ecclesiastic, perceiving further
- expostulation impossible, lifted his finger at Macraw, with a menacing
- attitude, as he left the apartment.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I tell'd ye sae," said the Aberdeen man in a whisper to Edie, and then
- proceeded to open the door near which they had observed the chaplain
- stationed.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SEVENTH.
- </h2>
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- &mdash;This ring.&mdash;
- This little ring, with necromantic force,
- Has raised the ghost of pleasure to my fears,
- Conjured the sense of honour and of love
- Into such shapes, they fright me from myself.
- The Fatal Marriage.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The ancient forms of mourning were observed in Glenallan House,
- notwithstanding the obduracy with which the members of the family were
- popularly supposed to refuse to the dead the usual tribute of lamentation.
- It was remarked, that when she received the fatal letter announcing the
- death of her second, and, as was once believed, her favourite son, the
- hand of the Countess did not shake, nor her eyelid twinkle, any more than
- upon perusal of a letter of ordinary business. Heaven only knows whether
- the suppression of maternal sorrow, which her pride commanded, might not
- have some effect in hastening her own death. It was at least generally
- supposed that the apoplectic stroke, which so soon afterwards terminated
- her existence, was, as it were, the vengeance of outraged Nature for the
- restraint to which her feelings had been subjected. But although Lady
- Glenallan forebore the usual external signs of grief, she had caused many
- of the apartments, amongst others her own and that of the Earl, to be hung
- with the exterior trappings of woe.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl of Glenallan was therefore seated in an apartment hung with black
- cloth, which waved in dusky folds along its lofty walls. A screen, also
- covered with black baize, placed towards the high and narrow window,
- intercepted much of the broken light which found its way through the
- stained glass, that represented, with such skill as the fourteenth century
- possessed, the life and sorrows of the prophet Jeremiah. The table at
- which the Earl was seated was lighted with two lamps wrought in silver,
- shedding that unpleasant and doubtful light which arises from the mingling
- of artificial lustre with that of general daylight. The same table
- displayed a silver crucifix, and one or two clasped parchment books. A
- large picture, exquisitely painted by Spagnoletto, represented the
- martyrdom of St. Stephen, and was the only ornament of the apartment.
- </p>
- <p>
- The inhabitant and lord of this disconsolate chamber was a man not past
- the prime of life, yet so broken down with disease and mental misery, so
- gaunt and ghastly, that he appeared but a wreck of manhood; and when he
- hastily arose and advanced towards his visitor, the exertion seemed almost
- to overpower his emaciated frame. As they met in the midst of the
- apartment, the contrast they exhibited was very striking. The hale cheek,
- firm step, erect stature, and undaunted presence and bearing of the old
- mendicant, indicated patience and content in the extremity of age, and in
- the lowest condition to which humanity can sink; while the sunken eye,
- pallid cheek, and tottering form of the nobleman with whom he was
- confronted, showed how little wealth, power, and even the advantages of
- youth, have to do with that which gives repose to the mind, and firmness
- to the frame.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl met the old man in the middle of the room, and having commanded
- his attendant to withdraw into the gallery, and suffer no one to enter the
- antechamber till he rung the bell, awaited, with hurried yet fearful
- impatience, until he heard first the door of his apartment, and then that
- of the antechamber, shut and fastened by the spring-bolt. When he was
- satisfied with this security against being overheard, Lord Glenallan came
- close up to the mendicant, whom he probably mistook for some person of a
- religious order in disguise, and said, in a hasty yet faltering tone, "In
- the name of all our religion holds most holy, tell me, reverend father,
- what am I to expect from a communication opened by a token connected with
- such horrible recollections?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The old man, appalled by a manner so different from what he had expected
- from the proud and powerful nobleman, was at a loss how to answer, and in
- what manner to undeceive him. "Tell me," continued the Earl, in a tone of
- increasing trepidation and agony&mdash;"tell me, do you come to say that
- all that has been done to expiate guilt so horrible, has been too little
- and too trivial for the offence, and to point out new and more efficacious
- modes of severe penance?&mdash;I will not blench from it, father&mdash;let
- me suffer the pains of my crime here in the body, rather than hereafter in
- the spirit!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie had now recollection enough to perceive, that if he did not interrupt
- the frankness of Lord Glenallan's admissions, he was likely to become the
- confidant of more than might be safe for him to know. He therefore uttered
- with a hasty and trembling voice&mdash;"Your lordship's honour is mistaken&mdash;I
- am not of your persuasion, nor a clergyman, but, with all reverence, only
- puir Edie Ochiltree, the king's bedesman and your honour's."
- </p>
- <p>
- This explanation he accompanied by a profound bow after his manner, and
- then, drawing himself up erect, rested his arm on his staff, threw back
- his long white hair, and fixed his eyes upon the Earl, as he waited for an
- answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you are not then," said Lord Glenallan, after a pause of surprise&mdash;
- "You are not then a Catholic priest?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "God forbid!" said Edie, forgetting in his confusion to whom he was
- speaking; "I am only the king's bedesman and your honour's, as I said
- before."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl turned hastily away, and paced the room twice or thrice, as if to
- recover the effects of his mistake, and then, coming close up to the
- mendicant, he demanded, in a stern and commanding tone, what he meant by
- intruding himself on his privacy, and from whence he had got the ring
- which he had thought proper to send him. Edie, a man of much spirit, was
- less daunted at this mode of interrogation than he had been confused by
- the tone of confidence in which the Earl had opened their conversation. To
- the reiterated question from whom he had obtained the ring, he answered
- composedly, "From one who was better known to the Earl than to him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Better known to me, fellow?" said Lord Glenallan: "what is your meaning?&mdash;explain
- yourself instantly, or you shall experience the consequence of breaking in
- upon the hours of family distress."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was auld Elspeth Mucklebackit that sent me here," said the beggar, "in
- order to say"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "You dote, old man!" said the Earl; "I never heard the name&mdash;but this
- dreadful token reminds me"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I mind now, my lord," said Ochiltree, "she tauld me your lordship would
- be mair familiar wi' her, if I ca'd her Elspeth o' the Craigburnfoot&mdash;she
- had that name when she lived on your honour's land, that is, your honour's
- worshipful mother's that was then&mdash;Grace be wi' her!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay," said the appalled nobleman, as his countenance sunk, and his cheek
- assumed a hue yet more cadaverous; "that name is indeed written in the
- most tragic page of a deplorable history. But what can she desire of me?
- Is she dead or living?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Living, my lord; and entreats to see your lordship before she dies, for
- she has something to communicate that hangs upon her very soul, and she
- says she canna flit in peace until she sees you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not until she sees me!&mdash;what can that mean? But she is doting with
- age and infirmity. I tell thee, friend, I called at her cottage myself,
- not a twelvemonth since, from a report that she was in distress, and she
- did not even know my face or voice."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If your honour wad permit me," said Edie, to whom the length of the
- conference restored a part of his professional audacity and native
- talkativeness&mdash;"if your honour wad but permit me, I wad say, under
- correction of your lordship's better judgment, that auld Elspeth's like
- some of the ancient ruined strengths and castles that ane sees amang the
- hills. There are mony parts of her mind that appear, as I may say, laid
- waste and decayed, but then there's parts that look the steever, and the
- stronger, and the grander, because they are rising just like to fragments
- amaong the ruins o' the rest. She's an awful woman."
- </p>
- <p>
- "She always was so," said the Earl, almost unconsciously echoing the
- observation of the mendicant; "she always was different from other women&mdash;likest
- perhaps to her who is now no more, in her temper and turn of mind.&mdash;She
- wishes to see me, then?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Before she dies," said Edie, "she earnestly entreats that pleasure."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It will be a pleasure to neither of us," said the Earl, sternly, "yet she
- shall be gratified. She lives, I think, on the sea-shore to the southward
- of Fairport?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Just between Monkbarns and Knockwinnock Castle, but nearer to Monkbarns.
- Your lordship's honour will ken the laird and Sir Arthur, doubtless?"
- </p>
- <p>
- A stare, as if he did not comprehend the question, was Lord Glenallan's
- answer. Edie saw his mind was elsewhere, and did not venture to repeat a
- query which was so little germain to the matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Are you a Catholic, old man?" demanded the Earl.
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, my lord," said Ochiltree stoutly; for the remembrance of the unequal
- division of the dole rose in his mind at the moment; "I thank Heaven I am
- a good Protestant."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He who can conscientiously call himself <i>good,</i> has indeed reason to
- thank Heaven, be his form of Christianity what it will&mdash;But who is he
- that shall dare to do so!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not I," said Edie; "I trust to beware of the sin of presumption."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What was your trade in your youth?" continued the Earl.
- </p>
- <p>
- "A soldier, my lord; and mony a sair day's kemping I've seen. I was to
- have been made a sergeant, but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "A soldier! then you have slain and burnt, and sacked and spoiled?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I winna say," replied Edie, "that I have been better than my neighbours;&mdash;it's
- a rough trade&mdash;war's sweet to them that never tried it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you are now old and miserable, asking from precarious charity the
- food which in your youth you tore from the hand of the poor peasant?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am a beggar, it is true, my lord; but I am nae just sae miserable
- neither. For my sins, I hae had grace to repent of them, if I might say
- sae, and to lay them where they may be better borne than by me; and for my
- food, naebody grudges an auld man a bit and a drink&mdash;Sae I live as I
- can, and am contented to die when I am ca'd upon."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And thus, then, with little to look back upon that is pleasant or
- praiseworthy in your past life&mdash;with less to look forward to on this
- side of eternity, you are contented to drag out the rest of your
- existence? Go, begone! and in your age and poverty and weariness, never
- envy the lord of such a mansion as this, either in his sleeping or waking
- moments&mdash;Here is something for thee."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl put into the old man's hand five or six guineas. Edie would
- perhaps have stated his scruples, as upon other occasions, to the amount
- of the benefaction, but the tone of Lord Glenallan was too absolute to
- admit of either answer or dispute. The Earl then called his servant&mdash;"See
- this old man safe from the castle&mdash;let no one ask him any questions&mdash;and
- you, friend, begone, and forget the road that leads to my house."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That would be difficult for me," said Edie, looking at the gold which he
- still held in his hand, "that would be e'en difficult, since your honour
- has gien me such gade cause to remember it."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lord Glenallan stared, as hardly comprehending the old man's boldness in
- daring to bandy words with him, and, with his hand, made him another
- signal of departure, which the mendicant instantly obeyed.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER EIGHTH.
- </h2>
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- For he was one in all their idle sport,
- And like a monarch, ruled their little court
- The pliant bow he formed, the flying ball,
- The bat, the wicket, were his labours all.
- Crabbe's Village.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Francis Macraw, agreeably to the commands of his master, attended the
- mendicant, in order to see him fairly out of the estate, without
- permitting him to have conversation, or intercourse, with any of the
- Earl's dependents or domestics. But, judiciously considering that the
- restriction did not extend to himself, who was the person entrusted with
- the convoy, he used every measure in his power to extort from Edie the
- nature of his confidential and secret interview with Lord Glenallan. But
- Edie had been in his time accustomed to cross-examination, and easily
- evaded those of his quondam comrade. "The secrets of grit folk," said
- Ochiltree within himself, "are just like the wild beasts that are shut up
- in cages. Keep them hard and fast sneaked up, and it's a' very weel or
- better&mdash;but ance let them out, they will turn and rend you. I mind
- how ill Dugald Gunn cam aff for letting loose his tongue about the Major's
- leddy and Captain Bandilier."
- </p>
- <p>
- Francis was therefore foiled in his assaults upon the fidelity of the
- mendicant, and, like an indifferent chess-player, became, at every
- unsuccessful movement, more liable to the counter-checks of his opponent.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sae ye uphauld ye had nae particulars to say to my lord but about yer ain
- matters?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, and about the wee bits o' things I had brought frae abroad," said
- Edie. "I ken'd you popist folk are unco set on the relics that are fetched
- frae far-kirks and sae forth."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, my Lord maun be turned feel outright," said the domestic, "an he
- puts himsell into sic a carfuffle, for onything ye could bring him, Edie."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I doubtna ye may say true in the main, neighbour," replied the beggar;
- "but maybe he's had some hard play in his younger days, Francis, and that
- whiles unsettles folk sair."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, Edie, and ye may say that&mdash;and since it's like yell neer come
- back to the estate, or, if ye dee, that ye'll no find me there, I'se e'en
- tell you he had a heart in his young time sae wrecked and rent, that it's
- a wonder it hasna broken outright lang afore this day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, say ye sae?" said Ochiltree; "that maun hae been about a woman, I
- reckon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, and ye hae guessed it," said Francie&mdash;"jeest a cusin o' his
- nain&mdash;Miss Eveline Neville, as they suld hae ca'd her;&mdash;there
- was a sough in the country about it, but it was hushed up, as the grandees
- were concerned;&mdash;it's mair than twenty years syne&mdash;ay, it will
- be three-and-twenty."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, I was in America then," said the mendicant, "and no in the way to
- hear the country clashes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There was little clash about it, man," replied Macraw; "he liked this
- young leddy, ana suld hae married her, but his mother fand it out, and
- then the deil gaed o'er Jock Webster. At last, the peer lass clodded
- hersell o'er the scaur at the Craigburnfoot into the sea, and there was an
- end o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "An end o't wi' the puir leddy," said the mendicant, "but, as I reckon,
- nae end o't wi' the yerl."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nae end o't till his life makes an end," answered the Aberdonian.
- </p>
- <p>
- "But what for did the auld Countess forbid the marriage?" continued the
- persevering querist.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Fat for!&mdash;she maybe didna weel ken for fat hersell, for she gar'd a'
- bow to her bidding, right or wrang&mdash;But it was ken'd the young leddy
- was inclined to some o' the heresies of the country&mdash;mair by token,
- she was sib to him nearer than our Church's rule admits of. Sae the leddy
- was driven to the desperate act, and the yerl has never since held his
- head up like a man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel away!" replied Ochiltree:&mdash;"it's e'en queer I neer heard this
- tale afore."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's e'en queer that ye heard it now, for deil ane o' the servants durst
- hae spoken o't had the auld Countess been living. Eh, man, Edie! but she
- was a trimmer&mdash;it wad hae taen a skeely man to hae squared wi' her!&mdash;But
- she's in her grave, and we may loose our tongues a bit fan we meet a
- friend.&mdash;But fare ye weel, Edie&mdash;I maun be back to the
- evening-service. An' ye come to Inverurie maybe sax months awa, dinna
- forget to ask after Francie Macraw."
- </p>
- <p>
- What one kindly pressed, the other as firmly promised; and the friends
- having thus parted, with every testimony of mutual regard, the domestic of
- Lord Glenallan took his road back to the seat of his master, leaving
- Ochiltree to trace onward his habitual pilgrimage.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a fine summer evening, and the world&mdash;that is, the little
- circle which was all in all to the individual by whom it was trodden, lay
- before Edie Ochiltree, for the choosing of his night's quarters. When he
- had passed the less hospitable domains of Glenallan, he had in his option
- so many places of refuge for the evening, that he was nice, and even
- fastidious in the choice. Ailie Sim's public was on the road-side about a
- mile before him, but there would be a parcel of young fellows there on the
- Saturday night, and that was a bar to civil conversation. Other "gudemen
- and gudewives," as the farmers and their dames are termed in Scotland,
- successively presented themselves to his imagination. But one was deaf,
- and could not hear him; another toothless, and could not make him hear; a
- third had a cross temper; and a fourth an ill-natured house-dog. At
- Monkbarns or Knockwinnock he was sure of a favourable and hospitable
- reception; but they lay too distant to be conveniently reached that night.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I dinna ken how it is," said the old man, "but I am nicer about my
- quarters this night than ever I mind having been in my life. I think,
- having seen a' the braws yonder, and finding out ane may be happier
- without them, has made me proud o' my ain lot&mdash;But I wuss it bode me
- gude, for pride goeth before destruction. At ony rate, the warst barn e'er
- man lay in wad be a pleasanter abode than Glenallan House, wi' a' the
- pictures and black velvet, and silver bonny-wawlies belonging to it&mdash;
- Sae I'll e'en settle at ance, and put in for Ailie Sims."
- </p>
- <p>
- As the old man descended the hill above the little hamlet to which he was
- bending his course, the setting sun had relieved its inmates from their
- labour, and the young men, availing themselves of the fine evening, were
- engaged in the sport of long-bowls on a patch of common, while the women
- and elders looked on. The shout, the laugh, the exclamations of winners
- and losers, came in blended chorus up the path which Ochiltree was
- descending, and awakened in his recollection the days when he himself had
- been a keen competitor, and frequently victor, in games of strength and
- agility. These remembrances seldom fail to excite a sigh, even when the
- evening of life is cheered by brighter prospects than those of our poor
- mendicant. "At that time of day," was his natural reflection, "I would
- have thought as little about ony auld palmering body that was coming down
- the edge of Kinblythemont, as ony o' thae stalwart young chiels does
- e'enow about auld Edie Ochiltree."
- </p>
- <p>
- He was, however, presently cheered, by finding that more importance was
- attached to his arrival than his modesty had anticipated. A disputed cast
- had occurred between the bands of players, and as the gauger favoured the
- one party, and the schoolmaster the other, the matter might be said to be
- taken up by the higher powers. The miller and smith, also, had espoused
- different sides, and, considering the vivacity of two such disputants,
- there was reason to doubt whether the strife might be amicably terminated.
- But the first person who caught a sight of the mendicant exclaimed, "Ah!
- here comes auld Edie, that kens the rules of a' country games better than
- ony man that ever drave a bowl, or threw an axle-tree, or putted a stane
- either;&mdash;let's hae nae quarrelling, callants&mdash;we'll stand by
- auld Edie's judgment."
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie was accordingly welcomed, and installed as umpire, with a general
- shout of gratulation. With all the modesty of a Bishop to whom the mitre
- is proffered, or of a new Speaker called to the chair, the old man
- declined the high trust and responsibility with which it was proposed to
- invest him, and, in requital for his self-denial and humility, had the
- pleasure of receiving the reiterated assurances of young, old, and
- middle-aged, that he was simply the best qualified person for the office
- of arbiter "in the haill country-side." Thus encouraged, he proceeded
- gravely to the execution of his duty, and, strictly forbidding all
- aggravating expressions on either side, he heard the smith and gauger on
- one side, the miller and schoolmaster on the other, as junior and senior
- counsel. Edie's mind, however, was fully made up on the subject before the
- pleading began; like that of many a judge, who must nevertheless go
- through all the forms, and endure in its full extent the eloquence and
- argumentation of the Bar. For when all had been said on both sides, and
- much of it said over oftener than once, our senior, being well and ripely
- advised, pronounced the moderate and healing judgment, that the disputed
- cast was a drawn one, and should therefore count to neither party. This
- judicious decision restored concord to the field of players; they began
- anew to arrange their match and their bets, with the clamorous mirth usual
- on such occasions of village sport, and the more eager were already
- stripping their jackets, and committing them, with their coloured
- handkerchiefs, to the care of wives, sisters, and mistresses. But their
- mirth was singularly interrupted.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the outside of the group of players began to arise sounds of a
- description very different from those of sport&mdash;that sort of
- suppressed sigh and exclamation, with which the first news of calamity is
- received by the hearers, began to be heard indistinctly. A buzz went about
- among the women of "Eh, sirs! sae young and sae suddenly summoned!"&mdash;It
- then extended itself among the men, and silenced the sounds of sportive
- mirth.
- </p>
- <p>
- All understood at once that some disaster had happened in the country, and
- each inquired the cause at his neighbour, who knew as little as the
- querist. At length the rumour reached, in a distinct shape, the ears of
- Edie Ochiltree, who was in the very centre of the assembly. The boat of
- Mucklebackit, the fisherman whom we have so often mentioned, had been
- swamped at sea, and four men had perished, it was affirmed, including
- Mucklebackit and his son. Rumour had in this, however, as in other cases,
- gone beyond the truth. The boat had indeed been overset; but Stephen, or,
- as he was called, Steenie Mucklebackit, was the only man who had been
- drowned. Although the place of his residence and his mode of life removed
- the young man from the society of the country folks, yet they failed not
- to pause in their rustic mirth to pay that tribute to sudden calamity
- which it seldom fails to receive in cases of infrequent occurrence. To
- Ochiltree, in particular, the news came like a knell, the rather that he
- had so lately engaged this young man's assistance in an affair of sportive
- mischief; and though neither loss nor injury was designed to the German
- adept, yet the work was not precisely one in which the latter hours of
- life ought to be occupied.
- </p>
- <p>
- Misfortunes never come alone. While Ochiltree, pensively leaning upon his
- staff, added his regrets to those of the hamlet which bewailed the young
- man's sudden death, and internally blamed himself for the transaction in
- which he had so lately engaged him, the old man's collar was seized by a
- peace-officer, who displayed his baton in his right hand, and exclaimed,
- "In the king's name."
- </p>
- <p>
- The gauger and schoolmaster united their rhetoric, to prove to the
- constable and his assistant that he had no right to arrest the king's
- bedesman as a vagrant; and the mute eloquence of the miller and smith,
- which was vested in their clenched fists, was prepared to give Highland
- bail for their arbiter; his blue gown, they said, was his warrant for
- travelling the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- "But his blue gown," answered the officer, "is nae protection for assault,
- robbery, and murder; and my warrant is against him for these crimes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Murder!" said Edie, "murder! wha did I e'er murder?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. German Doustercivil, the agent at Glen-Withershins mining-works."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Murder Doustersnivel?&mdash;hout, he's living, and life-like, man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nae thanks to you if he be; he had a sair struggle for his life, if a' be
- true he tells, and ye maun answer for't at the bidding of the law."
- </p>
- <p>
- The defenders of the mendicant shrunk back at hearing the atrocity of the
- charges against him, but more than one kind hand thrust meat and bread and
- pence upon Edie, to maintain him in the prison, to which the officers were
- about to conduct him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Thanks to ye! God bless ye a', bairns!&mdash;I've gotten out o' mony a
- snare when I was waur deserving o' deliverance&mdash;I shall escape like a
- bird from the fowler. Play out your play, and never mind me&mdash;I am
- mair grieved for the puir lad that's gane, than for aught they can do to
- me."
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, the unresisting prisoner was led off, while he mechanically
- accepted and stored in his wallets the alms which poured in on every hand,
- and ere he left the hamlet, was as deep-laden as a government victualler.
- The labour of bearing this accumulating burden was, however, abridged, by
- the officer procuring a cart and horse to convey the old man to a
- magistrate, in order to his examination and committal.
- </p>
- <p>
- The disaster of Steenie, and the arrest of Edie, put a stop to the sports
- of the village, the pensive inhabitants of which began to speculate upon
- the vicissitudes of human affairs, which had so suddenly consigned one of
- their comrades to the grave, and placed their master of the revels in some
- danger of being hanged. The character of Dousterswivel being pretty
- generally known, which was in his case equivalent to being pretty
- generally detested, there were many speculations upon the probability of
- the accusation being malicious. But all agreed, that if Edie Ochiltree
- behoved in all events to suffer upon this occasion, it was a great pity he
- had not better merited his fate by killing Dousterswivel outright.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER NINTH
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- Who is he?&mdash;One that for the lack of land
- Shall fight upon the water&mdash;he hath challenged
- Formerly the grand whale; and by his titles
- Of Leviathan, Behemoth, and so forth.
- He tilted with a sword-fish&mdash;Marry, sir,
- Th' aquatic had the best&mdash;the argument
- Still galls our champion's breech.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "And the poor young fellow, Steenie Mucklebackit, is to be buried this
- morning," said our old friend the Antiquary, as he exchanged his quilted
- night-gown for an old-fashioned black coat in lieu of the snuff-coloured
- vestment which he ordinarily wore, "and, I presume, it is expected that I
- should attend the funeral?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, ay," answered the faithful Caxon, officiously brushing the white
- threads and specks from his patron's habit. "The body, God help us! was
- sae broken against the rocks that they're fain to hurry the burial. The
- sea's a kittle cast, as I tell my daughter, puir thing, when I want her to
- get up her spirits; the sea, says I, Jenny, is as uncertain a calling"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "As the calling of an old periwig-maker, that's robbed of his business by
- crops and the powder-tax. Caxon, thy topics of consolation are as ill
- chosen as they are foreign to the present purpose. <i>Quid mihi cum
- faemina</i>? What have I to do with thy womankind, who have enough and to
- spare of mine own?&mdash;I pray of you again, am I expected by these poor
- people to attend the funeral of their son?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, doubtless, your honour is expected," answered Caxon; "weel I wot ye
- are expected. Ye ken, in this country ilka gentleman is wussed to be sae
- civil as to see the corpse aff his grounds; ye needna gang higher than the
- loan-head&mdash;it's no expected your honour suld leave the land; it's
- just a Kelso convoy, a step and a half ower the doorstane."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A Kelso convoy!" echoed the inquisitive Antiquary; "and why a Kelso
- convoy more than any other?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear sir," answered Caxon, "how should I ken? it's just a by-word."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Caxon," answered Oldbuck, "thou art a mere periwig-maker&mdash;Had I
- asked Ochiltree the question, he would have had a legend ready made to my
- hand."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My business," replied Caxon, with more animation than he commonly
- displayed, "is with the outside of your honour's head, as ye are
- accustomed to say."
- </p>
- <p>
- "True, Caxon, true; and it is no reproach to a thatcher that he is not an
- upholsterer."
- </p>
- <p>
- He then took out his memorandum-book and wrote down "Kelso convoy&mdash;said
- to be a step and a half over the threshold. Authority&mdash;Caxon.&mdash;<i>Quaere</i>&mdash;
- Whence derived? <i>Mem.</i> To write to Dr. Graysteel upon the subject."
- </p>
- <p>
- Having made this entry, he resumed&mdash;"And truly, as to this custom of
- the landlord attending the body of the peasant, I approve it, Caxon. It
- comes from ancient times, and was founded deep in the notions of mutual
- aid and dependence between the lord and cultivator of the soil. And herein
- I must say, the feudal system&mdash;(as also in its courtesy towards
- womankind, in which it exceeded)&mdash;herein, I say, the feudal usages
- mitigated and softened the sternness of classical times. No man, Caxon,
- ever heard of a Spartan attending the funeral of a Helot&mdash;yet I dare
- be sworn that John of the Girnel&mdash;ye have heard of him, Caxon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay, sir," answered Caxon; "naebody can hae been lang in your honour's
- company without hearing of that gentleman."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well," continued the Antiquary, "I would bet a trifle there was not a <i>kolb
- kerl,</i> or bondsman, or peasant, <i>ascriptus glebae,</i> died upon the
- monks' territories down here, but John of the Girnel saw them fairly and
- decently interred."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, but if it like your honour, they say he had mair to do wi' the births
- than the burials. Ha! ha! ha!" with a gleeful chuckle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Good, Caxon, very good!&mdash;why, you shine this morning."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And besides," added Caxon, slyly, encouraged by his patron's approbation,
- "they say, too, that the Catholic priests in thae times gat something for
- ganging about to burials."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Right, Caxon! right as my glove! By the by, I fancy that phrase comes
- from the custom of pledging a glove as the signal of irrefragable faith&mdash;
- right, I say, as my glove, Caxon&mdash;but we of the Protestant ascendency
- have the more merit in doing that duty for nothing, which cost money in
- the reign of that empress of superstition, whom Spenser, Caxon, terms in
- his allegorical phrase,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;The daughter of that woman blind,
- Abessa, daughter of Corecca slow&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- But why talk I of these things to thee?&mdash;my poor Lovel has spoiled
- me, and taught me to speak aloud when it is much the same as speaking to
- myself. Where's my nephew, Hector M'Intyre?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He's in the parlour, sir, wi' the leddies."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very well," said the Antiquary, "I will betake me thither."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Now, Monkbarns," said his sister, on his entering the parlour, "ye maunna
- be angry."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My dear uncle!" began Miss M'Intyre.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What's the meaning of all this?" said Oldbuck, in alarm of some impending
- bad news, and arguing upon the supplicating tone of the ladies, as a
- fortress apprehends an attack from the very first flourish of the trumpet
- which announces the summons&mdash;"what's all this?&mdash;what do you
- bespeak my patience for?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No particular matter, I should hope, sir," said Hector, who, with his arm
- in a sling, was seated at the breakfast table;&mdash;"however, whatever it
- may amount to I am answerable for it, as I am for much more trouble that I
- have occasioned, and for which I have little more than thanks to offer."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, no! heartily welcome, heartily welcome&mdash;only let it be a warning
- to you," said the Antiquary, "against your fits of anger, which is a short
- madness&mdash;<i>Ira furor brevis</i>&mdash;but what is this new
- disaster?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "My dog, sir, has unfortunately thrown down"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "If it please Heaven, not the lachrymatory from Clochnaben!" interjected
- Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, uncle," said the young lady, "I am afraid&mdash;it was that which
- stood upon the sideboard&mdash;the poor thing only meant to eat the pat of
- fresh butter."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In which she has fully succeeded, I presume, for I see that on the table
- is salted. But that is nothing&mdash;my lachrymatory, the main pillar of
- my theory on which I rested to show, in despite of the ignorant obstinacy
- of Mac-Cribb, that the Romans had passed the defiles of these mountains,
- and left behind them traces of their arts and arms, is gone&mdash;annihilated&mdash;reduced
- to such fragments as might be the shreds of a broken-flowerpot!
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;Hector, I love thee,
- But never more be officer of mine."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Why, really, sir, I am afraid I should make a bad figure in a regiment of
- your raising."
- </p>
- <p>
- "At least, Hector, I would have you despatch your camp train, and travel
- <i>expeditus,</i> or <i>relictis impedimentis.</i> You cannot conceive how
- I am annoyed by this beast&mdash;she commits burglary, I believe, for I
- heard her charged with breaking into the kitchen after all the doors were
- locked, and eating up a shoulder of mutton. "&mdash;(Our readers, if they
- chance to remember Jenny Rintherout's precaution of leaving the door open
- when she went down to the fisher's cottage, will probably acquit poor Juno
- of that aggravation of guilt which the lawyers call a <i>claustrum fregit,</i>
- and which makes the distinction between burglary and privately stealing. )
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am truly sorry, sir," said Hector, "that Juno has committed so much
- disorder; but Jack Muirhead, the breaker, was never able to bring her
- under command. She has more travel than any bitch I ever knew, but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then, Hector, I wish the bitch would travel herself out of my grounds."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We will both of us retreat to-morrow, or to-day, but I would not
- willingly part from my mother's brother in unkindness about a paltry
- pipkin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O brother! brother!" ejaculated Miss M'Intyre, in utter despair at this
- vituperative epithet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, what would you have me call it?" continued Hector; "it was just such
- a thing as they use in Egypt to cool wine, or sherbet, or water;&mdash;I
- brought home a pair of them&mdash;I might have brought home twenty."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What!" said Oldbuck, "shaped such as that your dog threw down?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, sir, much such a sort of earthen jar as that which was on the
- sideboard. They are in my lodgings at Fairport; we brought a parcel of
- them to cool our wine on the passage&mdash;they answer wonderfully well.
- If I could think they would in any degree repay your loss, or rather that
- they could afford you pleasure, I am sure I should be much honoured by
- your accepting them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, my dear boy, I should be highly gratified by possessing them. To
- trace the connection of nations by their usages, and the similarity of the
- implements which they employ, has been long my favourite study. Everything
- that can illustrate such connections is most valuable to me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, sir, I shall be much gratified by your acceptance of them, and a
- few trifles of the same kind. And now, am I to hope you have forgiven me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, my dear boy, you are only thoughtless and foolish."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But Juno&mdash;she is only thoughtless too, I assure you&mdash;the
- breaker tells me she has no vice or stubbornness."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, I grant Juno also a free pardon&mdash;conditioned, that you will
- imitate her in avoiding vice and stubbornness, and that henceforward she
- banish herself forth of Monkbarns parlour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then, uncle," said the soldier, "I should have been very sorry and
- ashamed to propose to you anything in the way of expiation of my own sins,
- or those of my follower, that I thought <i>worth</i> your acceptance; but
- now, as all is forgiven, will you permit the orphan-nephew, to whom you
- have been a father, to offer you a trifle, which I have been assured is
- really curious, and which only the cross accident of my wound has
- prevented my delivering to you before? I got it from a French savant, to
- whom I rendered some service after the Alexandria affair."
- </p>
- <p>
- The captain put a small ring-case into the Antiquary's hands, which, when
- opened, was found to contain an antique ring of massive gold, with a
- cameo, most beautifully executed, bearing a head of Cleopatra. The
- Antiquary broke forth into unrepressed ecstasy, shook his nephew cordially
- by the hand, thanked him an hundred times, and showed the ring to his
- sister and niece, the latter of whom had the tact to give it sufficient
- admiration; but Miss Griselda (though she had the same affection for her
- nephew) had not address enough to follow the lead.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's a bonny thing," she said, "Monkbarns, and, I dare say, a valuable;
- but it's out o'my way&mdash;ye ken I am nae judge o' sic matters."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There spoke all Fairport in one voice!" exclaimed Oldbuck "it is the very
- spirit of the borough has infected us all; I think I have smelled the
- smoke these two days, that the wind has stuck, like a <i>remora,</i> in
- the north-east&mdash;and its prejudices fly farther than its vapours.
- Believe me, my dear Hector, were I to walk up the High Street of Fairport,
- displaying this inestimable gem in the eyes of each one I met, no human
- creature, from the provost to the town-crier, would stop to ask me its
- history. But if I carried a bale of linen cloth under my arm, I could not
- penetrate to the Horsemarket ere I should be overwhelmed with queries
- about its precise texture and price. Oh, one might parody their brutal
- ignorance in the words of Gray:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Weave the warp and weave the woof,
- The winding-sheet of wit and sense,
- Dull garment of defensive proof,
- 'Gainst all that doth not gather pence."
-</pre>
- <p>
- The most remarkable proof of this peace-offering being quite acceptable
- was, that while the Antiquary was in full declamation, Juno, who held him
- in awe, according to the remarkable instinct by which dogs instantly
- discover those who like or dislike them, had peeped several times into the
- room, and encountering nothing very forbidding in his aspect, had at
- length presumed to introduce her full person; and finally, becoming bold
- by impunity, she actually ate up Mr. Oldbuck's toast, as, looking first at
- one then at another of his audience, he repeated, with self-complacency,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "Weave the warp and weave the woof,&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- "You remember the passage in the Fatal Sisters, which, by the way, is not
- so fine as in the original&mdash;But, hey-day! my toast has vanished!&mdash;I
- see which way&mdash;Ah, thou type of womankind! no wonder they take
- offence at thy generic appellation!"&mdash;(So saying, he shook his fist
- at Juno, who scoured out of the parlour.)&mdash;"However, as Jupiter,
- according to Homer, could not rule Juno in heaven, and as Jack Muirhead,
- according to Hector M'Intyre, has been equally unsuccessful on earth, I
- suppose she must have her own way." And this mild censure the brother and
- sister justly accounted a full pardon for Juno's offences, and sate down
- well pleased to the morning meal.
- </p>
- <p>
- When breakfast was over, the Antiquary proposed to his nephew to go down
- with him to attend the funeral. The soldier pleaded the want of a mourning
- habit.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, that does not signify&mdash;your presence is all that is requisite. I
- assure you, you will see something that will entertain&mdash;no, that's an
- improper phrase&mdash;but that will interest you, from the resemblances
- which I will point out betwixt popular customs on such occasions and those
- of the ancients."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Heaven forgive me!" thought M'Intyre;&mdash;"I shall certainly misbehave,
- and lose all the credit I have so lately and accidentally gained."
- </p>
- <p>
- When they set out, schooled as he was by the warning and entreating looks
- of his sister, the soldier made his resolution strong to give no offence
- by evincing inattention or impatience. But our best resolutions are frail,
- when opposed to our predominant inclinations. Our Antiquary,&mdash;to
- leave nothing unexplained, had commenced with the funeral rites of the
- ancient Scandinavians, when his nephew interrupted him, in a discussion
- upon the "age of hills," to remark that a large sea-gull, which flitted
- around them, had come twice within shot. This error being acknowledged and
- pardoned, Oldbuck resumed his disquisition.
- </p>
- <p>
- "These are circumstances you ought to attend to and be familiar with, my
- dear Hector; for, in the strange contingencies of the present war which
- agitates every corner of Europe, there is no knowing where you may be
- called upon to serve. If in Norway, for example, or Denmark, or any part
- of the ancient Scania, or Scandinavia, as we term it, what could be more
- convenient than to have at your fingers' ends the history and antiquities
- of that ancient country, the <i>officina gentium,</i> the mother of modern
- Europe, the nursery of those heroes,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Stern to inflict, and stubborn to endure,
- Who smiled in death?&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- How animating, for example, at the conclusion of a weary march, to find
- yourself in the vicinity of a Runic monument, and discover that you have
- pitched your tent beside the tomb of a hero!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am afraid, sir, our mess would be better supplied if it chanced to be
- in the neighbourhood of a good poultry-yard."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Alas, that you should say so! No wonder the days of Cressy and Agincourt
- are no more, when respect for ancient valour has died away in the breasts
- of the British soldiery."
- </p>
- <p>
- "By no means, sir&mdash;by no manner of means. I dare say that Edward and
- Henry, and the rest of these heroes, thought of their dinner, however,
- before they thought of examining an old tombstone. But I assure you, we
- are by no means insensible to the memoir of our fathers' fame; I used
- often of an evening to get old Rory MAlpin to sing us songs out of Ossian
- about the battles of Fingal and Lamon Mor, and Magnus and the Spirit of
- Muirartach."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And did you believe," asked the aroused Antiquary, "did you absolutely
- believe that stuff of Macpherson's to be really ancient, you simple boy?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Believe it, sir?&mdash;how could I but believe it, when I have heard the
- songs sung from my infancy?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "But not the same as Macpherson's English Ossian&mdash;you're not absurd
- enough to say that, I hope?" said the Antiquary, his brow darkening with
- wrath.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Hector stoutly abode the storm; like many a sturdy Celt, he imagined
- the honour of his country and native language connected with the
- authenticity of these popular poems, and would have fought knee-deep, or
- forfeited life and land, rather than have given up a line of them. He
- therefore undauntedly maintained, that Rory MAlpin could repeat the whole
- book from one end to another;&mdash;and it was only upon cross-examination
- that he explained an assertion so general, by adding "At least, if he was
- allowed whisky enough, he could repeat as long as anybody would hearken to
- him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay," said the Antiquary; "and that, I suppose, was not very long."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, we had our duty, sir, to attend to, and could not sit listening all
- night to a piper."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But do you recollect, now," said Oldbuck, setting his teeth firmly
- together, and speaking without opening them, which was his custom when
- contradicted&mdash;"Do you recollect, now, any of these verses you thought
- so beautiful and interesting&mdash;being a capital judge, no doubt, of
- such things?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I don't pretend to much skill, uncle; but it's not very reasonable to be
- angry with me for admiring the antiquities of my own country more than
- those of the Harolds, Harfagers, and Hacos you are so fond of."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, these, sir&mdash;these mighty and unconquered Goths&mdash;<i>were</i>
- your ancestors! The bare-breeched Celts whom theysubdued, and suffered
- only to exist, like a fearful people, in the crevices of the rocks, were
- but their Mancipia and Serfs!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Hector's brow now grew red in his turn. "Sir," he said, "I don't
- understand the meaning of Mancipia and Serfs, but I conceive that such
- names are very improperly applied to Scotch Highlanders: no man but my
- mother's brother dared to have used such language in my presence; and I
- pray you will observe, that I consider it as neither hospitable, handsome,
- kind, nor generous usage towards your guest and your kinsman. My
- ancestors, Mr. Oldbuck"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Were great and gallant chiefs, I dare say, Hector; and really I did not
- mean to give you such immense offence in treating a point of remote
- antiquity, a subject on which I always am myself cool, deliberate, and
- unimpassioned. But you are as hot and hasty, as if you were Hector and
- Achilles, and Agamemnon to boot."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am sorry I expressed myself so hastily, uncle, especially to you, who
- have been so generous and good. But my ancestors"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "No more about it, lad; I meant them no affront&mdash;none."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm glad of it, sir; for the house of M'Intyre"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Peace be with them all, every man of them," said the Antiquary. "But to
- return to our subject&mdash;Do you recollect, I say, any of those poems
- which afforded you such amusement?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very hard this," thought M'Intyre, "that he will speak with such glee of
- everything which is ancient, excepting my family. "&mdash;Then, after some
- efforts at recollection, he added aloud, "Yes, sir,&mdash;I think I do
- remember some lines; but you do not understand the Gaelic language."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And will readily excuse hearing it. But you can give me some idea of the
- sense in our own vernacular idiom?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I shall prove a wretched interpreter," said M'Intyre, running over the
- original, well garnished with <i>aghes, aughs,</i> and <i>oughs,</i> and
- similar gutterals, and then coughing and hawking as if the translation
- stuck in his throat. At length, having premised that the poem was a
- dialogue between the poet Oisin, or Ossian, and Patrick, the tutelar Saint
- of Ireland, and that it was difficult, if not impossible, to render the
- exquisite felicity of the first two or three lines, he said the sense was
- to this purpose:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "Patrick the psalm-singer,
- Since you will not listen to one of my stories,
- Though you never heard it before,
- I am sorry to tell you
- You are little better than an ass"&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Good! good!" exclaimed the Antiquary; "but go on. Why, this is, after
- all, the most admirable fooling&mdash;I dare say the poet was very right.
- What says the Saint?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He replies in character," said M'Intyre; "but you should hear MAlpin sing
- the original. The speeches of Ossian come in upon a strong deep bass&mdash;those
- of Patrick are upon a tenor key."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Like MAlpin's drone and small pipes, I suppose," said Oldbuck. "Well?
- Pray go on."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well then, Patrick replies to Ossian:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Upon my word, son of Fingal,
- While I am warbling the psalms,
- The clamour of your old women's tales
- Disturbs my devotional exercises."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Excellent!&mdash;why, this is better and better. I hope Saint Patrick
- sung better than Blattergowl's precentor, or it would be hang&mdash;choice
- between the poet and psalmist. But what I admire is the courtesy of these
- two eminent persons towards each other. It is a pity there should not be a
- word of this in Macpherson's translation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you are sure of that," said M'Intyre, gravely, "he must have taken
- very unwarrantable liberties with his original."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It will go near to be thought so shortly&mdash;but pray proceed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then," said M'Intyre, "this is the answer of Ossian:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Dare you compare your psalms,
- You son of a&mdash;"
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Son of a what?" exclaimed Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It means, I think," said the young soldier, with some reluctance, "son of
- a female dog:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Do you compare your psalms,
- To the tales of the bare-arm'd Fenians"
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Are you sure you are translating that last epithet correctly, Hector?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Quite sure, sir," answered Hector, doggedly.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Because I should have thought the nudity might have been quoted as
- existing in a different part of the body."
- </p>
- <p>
- Disdaining to reply to this insinuation, Hector proceeded in his
- recitation:
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "I shall think it no great harm
- To wring your bald head from your shoulders&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- But what is that yonder?" exclaimed Hector, interrupting himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- "One of the herd of Proteus," said the Antiquary&mdash;"a <i>phoca,</i> or
- seal, lying asleep on the beach."
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon which M'Intyre, with the eagerness of a young sportsman, totally
- forgot both Ossian, Patrick, his uncle, and his wound, and exclaiming&mdash;"I
- shall have her! I shall have her!" snatched the walking-stick out of the
- hand of the astonished Antiquary, at some risk of throwing him down, and
- set off at full speed to get between the animal and the sea, to which
- element, having caught the alarm, she was rapidly retreating.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not Sancho, when his master interrupted his account of the combatants of
- Pentapolin with the naked arm, to advance in person to the charge of the
- flock of sheep, stood more confounded than Oldbuck at this sudden escapade
- of his nephew.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Is the devil in him," was his first exclamation, "to go to disturb the
- brute that was never thinking of him!"&mdash;Then elevating his voice,
- "Hector&mdash;nephew&mdash;fool&mdash;let alone the <i>Phoca</i>&mdash;let
- alone the <i>Phoca</i>!&mdash; they bite, I tell you, like furies. He
- minds me no more than a post. There&mdash;there they are at it&mdash;Gad,
- the <i>Phoca</i> has the best of it! I am glad to see it," said he, in the
- bitterness of his heart, though really alarmed for his nephew's safety&mdash;"I
- am glad to see it, with all my heart and spirit."
- </p>
- <p>
- In truth, the seal, finding her retreat intercepted by the light-footed
- soldier, confronted him manfully, and having sustained a heavy blow
- without injury, she knitted her brows, as is the fashion of the animal
- when incensed, and making use at once of her fore-paws and her unwieldy
- strength, wrenched the weapon out of the assailant's hand, overturned him
- on the sands, and scuttled away into the sea, without doing him any
- farther injury. Captain M'Intyre, a good deal out of countenance at the
- issue of his exploit, just rose in time to receive the ironical
- congratulations of his uncle, upon a single combat worthy to be
- commemorated by Ossian himself, "since," said the Antiquary, "your
- magnanimous opponent has fled, though not upon eagle's wings, from the foe
- that was low&mdash;Egad, she walloped away with all the grace of triumph,
- and has carried my stick off also, by way of <i>spolia opima.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- M'Intyre had little to answer for himself, except that a Highlander could
- never pass a deer, a seal, or a salmon, where there was a possibility of
- having a trial of skill with them, and that he had forgot one of his arms
- was in a sling. He also made his fall an apology for returning back to
- Monkbarns, and thus escape the farther raillery of his uncle, as well as
- his lamentations for his walking-stick.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I cut it," he said, "in the classic woods of Hawthornden, when I did not
- expect always to have been a bachelor&mdash;I would not have given it for
- an ocean of seals&mdash;O Hector! Hector!&mdash;thy namesake was born to
- be the prop of Troy, and thou to be the plague of Monkbarns!"
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Tell me not of it, friend&mdash;when the young weep,
- Their tears are luke-warm brine;&mdash;from your old eyes
- Sorrow falls down like hail-drops of the North,
- Chilling the furrows of our withered cheeks,
- Cold as our hopes, and hardened as our feeling&mdash;
- Theirs, as they fall, sink sightless&mdash;ours recoil,
- Heap the fair plain, and bleaken all before us.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The Antiquary, being now alone, hastened his pace, which had been retarded
- by these various discussions, and the rencontre which had closed them, and
- soon arrived before the half-dozen cottages at Mussel-crag. They had now,
- in addition to their usual squalid and uncomfortable appearance, the
- melancholy attributes of the house of mourning. The boats were all drawn
- up on the beach; and, though the day was fine, and the season favourable,
- the chant, which is used by the fishers when at sea, was silent, as well
- as the prattle of the children, and the shrill song of the mother, as she
- sits mending her nets by the door. A few of the neighbours, some in their
- antique and well-saved suits of black, others in their ordinary clothes,
- but all bearing an expression of mournful sympathy with distress so sudden
- and unexpected, stood gathered around the door of Mucklebackit's cottage,
- waiting till "the body was lifted." As the Laird of Monkbarns approached,
- they made way for him to enter, doffing their hats and bonnets as he
- passed, with an air of melancholy courtesy, and he returned their salutes
- in the same manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the inside of the cottage was a scene which our Wilkie alone could have
- painted, with that exquisite feeling of nature that characterises his
- enchanting productions.
- </p>
- <p>
- The body was laid in its coffin within the wooden bedstead which the young
- fisher had occupied while alive. At a little distance stood the father,
- whose rugged weather-beaten countenance, shaded by his grizzled hair, had
- faced many a stormy night and night-like day. He was apparently revolving
- his loss in his mind, with that strong feeling of painful grief peculiar
- to harsh and rough characters, which almost breaks forth into hatred
- against the world, and all that remain in it, after the beloved object is
- withdrawn. The old man had made the most desperate efforts to save his
- son, and had only been withheld by main force from renewing them at a
- moment when, without the possibility of assisting the sufferer, he must
- himself have perished. All this apparently was boiling in his
- recollection. His glance was directed sidelong towards the coffin, as to
- an object on which he could not stedfastly look, and yet from which he
- could not withdraw his eyes. His answers to the necessary questions which
- were occasionally put to him, were brief, harsh, and almost fierce. His
- family had not yet dared to address to him a word, either of sympathy or
- consolation. His masculine wife, virago as she was, and absolute mistress
- of the family, as she justly boasted herself, on all ordinary occasions,
- was, by this great loss, terrified into silence and submission, and
- compelled to hide from her husband's observation the bursts of her female
- sorrow. As he had rejected food ever since the disaster had happened, not
- daring herself to approach him, she had that morning, with affectionate
- artifice, employed the youngest and favourite child to present her husband
- with some nourishment. His first action was to put it from him with an
- angry violence that frightened the child; his next, to snatch up the boy
- and devour him with kisses. "Yell be a bra' fallow, an ye be spared,
- Patie,&mdash;but ye'll never&mdash;never can be&mdash;what he was to me!&mdash;He
- has sailed the coble wi' me since he was ten years auld, and there wasna
- the like o' him drew a net betwixt this and Buchan-ness.&mdash;They say
- folks maun submit&mdash;I will try."
- </p>
- <p>
- And he had been silent from that moment until compelled to answer the
- necessary questions we have already noticed. Such was the disconsolate
- state of the father.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another corner of the cottage, her face covered by her apron, which was
- flung over it, sat the mother&mdash;the nature of her grief sufficiently
- indicated by the wringing of her hands, and the convulsive agitation of
- the bosom, which the covering could not conceal. Two of her gossips,
- officiously whispering into her ear the commonplace topic of resignation
- under irremediable misfortune, seemed as if they were endeavouring to stun
- the grief which they could not console.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sorrow of the children was mingled with wonder at the preparations
- they beheld around them, and at the unusual display of wheaten bread and
- wine, which the poorest peasant, or fisher, offers to the guests on these
- mournful occasions; and thus their grief for their brother's death was
- almost already lost in admiration of the splendour of his funeral.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the figure of the old grandmother was the most remarkable of the
- sorrowing group. Seated on her accustomed chair, with her usual air of
- apathy, and want of interest in what surrounded her, she seemed every now
- and then mechanically to resume the motion of twirling her spindle; then
- to look towards her bosom for the distaff, although both had been laid
- aside. She would then cast her eyes about, as if surprised at missing the
- usual implements of her industry, and appear struck by the black colour of
- the gown in which they had dressed her, and embarrassed by the number of
- persons by whom she was surrounded. Then, finally, she would raise her
- head with a ghastly look, and fix her eyes upon the bed which contained
- the coffin of her grandson, as if she had at once, and for the first time,
- acquired sense to comprehend her inexpressible calamity. These alternate
- feelings of embarrassment, wonder, and grief, seemed to succeed each other
- more than once upon her torpid features. But she spoke not a word&mdash;neither
- had she shed a tear&mdash;nor did one of the family understand, either
- from look or expression, to what extent she comprehended the uncommon
- bustle around her. Thus she sat among the funeral assembly like a
- connecting link between the surviving mourners and the dead corpse which
- they bewailed&mdash;a being in whom the light of existence was already
- obscured by the encroaching shadows of death.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Oldbuck entered this house of mourning, he was received by a general
- and silent inclination of the head, and, according to the fashion of
- Scotland on such occasions, wine and spirits and bread were offered round
- to the guests. Elspeth, as these refreshments were presented, surprised
- and startled the whole company by motioning to the person who bore them to
- stop; then, taking a glass in her hand, she rose up, and, as the smile of
- dotage played upon her shrivelled features, she pronounced, with a hollow
- and tremulous voice, "Wishing a' your healths, sirs, and often may we hae
- such merry meetings!"
- </p>
- <p>
- All shrunk from the ominous pledge, and set down the untasted liquor with
- a degree of shuddering horror, which will not surprise those who know how
- many superstitions are still common on such occasions among the Scottish
- vulgar. But as the old woman tasted the liquor, she suddenly exclaimed
- with a sort of shriek, "What's this?&mdash;this is wine&mdash;how should
- there be wine in my son's house?&mdash;Ay," she continued with a
- suppressed groan, "I mind the sorrowful cause now," and, dropping the
- glass from her hand, she stood a moment gazing fixedly on the bed in which
- the coffin of her grandson was deposited, and then sinking gradually into
- her seat, she covered her eyes and forehead with her withered and pallid
- hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- At this moment the clergyman entered the cottage. Mr. Blattergowl, though
- a dreadful proser, particularly on the subject of augmentations,
- localities, teinds, and overtures in that session of the General Assembly,
- to which, unfortunately for his auditors, he chanced one year to act as
- moderator, was nevertheless a good man, in the old Scottish presbyterian
- phrase, God-ward and man-ward. No divine was more attentive in visiting
- the sick and afflicted, in catechising the youth, in instructing the
- ignorant, and in reproving the erring. And hence, notwithstanding
- impatience of his prolixity and prejudices, personal or professional, and
- notwithstanding, moreover, a certain habitual contempt for his
- understanding, especially on affairs of genius and taste, on which
- Blattergowl was apt to be diffuse, from his hope of one day fighting his
- way to a chair of rhetoric or belles lettres,&mdash; notwithstanding, I
- say, all the prejudices excited against him by these circumstances, our
- friend the Antiquary looked with great regard and respect on the said
- Blattergowl, though I own he could seldom, even by his sense of decency
- and the remonstrances of his womankind, be <i>hounded out,</i> as he
- called it, to hear him preach. But he regularly took shame to himself for
- his absence when Blattergowl came to Monkbarns to dinner, to which he was
- always invited of a Sunday, a mode of testifying his respect which the
- proprietor probably thought fully as agreeable to the clergyman, and
- rather more congenial to his own habits.
- </p>
- <p>
- To return from a digression which can only serve to introduce the honest
- clergyman more particularly to our readers, Mr. Blattergowl had no sooner
- entered the hut, and received the mute and melancholy salutations of the
- company whom it contained, than he edged himself towards the unfortunate
- father, and seemed to endeavour to slide in a few words of condolence or
- of consolation. But the old man was incapable as yet of receiving either;
- he nodded, however, gruffly, and shook the clergyman's hand in
- acknowledgment of his good intentions, but was either unable or unwilling
- to make any verbal reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- The minister next passed to the mother, moving along the floor as slowly,
- silently, and gradually, as if he had been afraid that the ground would,
- like unsafe ice, break beneath his feet, or that the first echo of a
- footstep was to dissolve some magic spell, and plunge the hut, with all
- its inmates, into a subterranean abyss. The tenor of what he had said to
- the poor woman could only be judged by her answers, as, half-stifled by
- sobs ill-repressed, and by the covering which she still kept over her
- countenance, she faintly answered at each pause in his speech&mdash;"Yes,
- sir, yes!&mdash;Ye're very gude&mdash;ye're very gude!&mdash;Nae doubt,
- nae doubt!&mdash;It's our duty to submit!&mdash;But, oh dear! my poor
- Steenie! the pride o' my very heart, that was sae handsome and comely, and
- a help to his family, and a comfort to us a', and a pleasure to a' that
- lookit on him!&mdash;Oh, my bairn! my bairn! my bairn! what for is thou
- lying there!&mdash;and eh! what for am I left to greet for ye!"
- </p>
- <p>
- There was no contending with this burst of sorrow and natural affection.
- Oldbuck had repeated recourse to his snuff-box to conceal the tears which,
- despite his shrewd and caustic temper, were apt to start on such
- occasions. The female assistants whimpered, the men held their bonnets to
- their faces, and spoke apart with each other. The clergyman, meantime,
- addressed his ghostly consolation to the aged grandmother. At first she
- listened, or seemed to listen, to what he said, with the apathy of her
- usual unconsciousness. But as, in pressing this theme, he approached so
- near to her ear that the sense of his words became distinctly intelligible
- to her, though unheard by those who stood more distant, her countenance at
- once assumed that stern and expressive cast which characterized her
- intervals of intelligence. She drew up her head and body, shook her head
- in a manner that showed at least impatience, if not scorn of his counsel,
- and waved her hand slightly, but with a gesture so expressive, as to
- indicate to all who witnessed it a marked and disdainful rejection of the
- ghostly consolation proffered to her. The minister stepped back as if
- repulsed, and, by lifting gently and dropping his hand, seemed to show at
- once wonder, sorrow, and compassion for her dreadful state of mind. The
- rest of the company sympathized, and a stifled whisper went through them,
- indicating how much her desperate and determined manner impressed them
- with awe, and even horror.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the meantime, the funeral company was completed, by the arrival of one
- or two persons who had been expected from Fairport. The wine and spirits
- again circulated, and the dumb show of greeting was anew interchanged. The
- grandame a second time took a glass in her hand, drank its contents, and
- exclaimed, with a sort of laugh,&mdash;"Ha! ha! I hae tasted wine twice in
- ae day&mdash;Whan did I that before, think ye, cummers?&mdash;Never since"&mdash;and
- the transient glow vanishing from her countenance, she set the glass down,
- and sunk upon the settle from whence she had risen to snatch at it.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the general amazement subsided, Mr. Oldbuck, whose heart bled to
- witness what he considered as the errings of the enfeebled intellect
- struggling with the torpid chill of age and of sorrow, observed to the
- clergyman that it was time to proceed with the ceremony. The father was
- incapable of giving directions, but the nearest relation of the family
- made a sign to the carpenter, who in such cases goes through the duty of
- the undertaker, to proceed in his office. The creak of the screw-nails
- presently announced that the lid of the last mansion of mortality was in
- the act of being secured above its tenant. The last act which separates us
- for ever, even from the mortal relies of the person we assemble to mourn,
- has usually its effect upon the most indifferent, selfish, and
- hard-hearted. With a spirit of contradiction, which we may be pardoned for
- esteeming narrow-minded, the fathers of the Scottish kirk rejected, even
- on this most solemn occasion, the form of an address to the Divinity, lest
- they should be thought to give countenance to the rituals of Rome or of
- England. With much better and more liberal judgment, it is the present
- practice of most of the Scottish clergymen to seize this opportunity of
- offering a prayer, and exhortation, suitable to make an impression upon
- the living, while they are yet in the very presence of the relics of him
- whom they have but lately seen such as they themselves, and who now is
- such as they must in their time become. But this decent and praiseworthy
- practice was not adopted at the time of which I am treating, or at least,
- Mr. Blattergowl did not act upon it, and the ceremony proceeded without
- any devotional exercise.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coffin, covered with a pall, and supported upon hand-spikes by the
- nearest relatives, now only waited the father to support the head, as is
- customary. Two or three of these privileged persons spoke to him, but he
- only answered by shaking his hand and his head in token of refusal. With
- better intention than judgment, the friends, who considered this as an act
- of duty on the part of the living, and of decency towards the deceased,
- would have proceeded to enforce their request, had not Oldbuck interfered
- between the distressed father and his well-meaning tormentors, and
- informed them, that he himself, as landlord and master to the deceased,
- "would carry his head to the grave." In spite of the sorrowful occasion,
- the hearts of the relatives swelled within them at so marked a distinction
- on the part of the laird; and old Alison Breck, who was present among
- other fish-women, swore almost aloud, "His honour Monkbarns should never
- want sax warp of oysters in the season" (of which fish he was understood
- to be fond), "if she should gang to sea and dredge for them hersell, in
- the foulest wind that ever blew." And such is the temper of the Scottish
- common people, that, by this instance of compliance with their customs,
- and respect for their persons, Mr. Oldbuck gained more popularity than by
- all the sums which he had yearly distributed in the parish for purposes of
- private or general charity.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sad procession now moved slowly forward, preceded by the beadles, or
- saulies, with their batons,&mdash;miserable-looking old men, tottering as
- if on the edge of that grave to which they were marshalling another, and
- clad, according to Scottish guise, with threadbare black coats, and
- hunting-caps decorated with rusty crape. Monkbarns would probably have
- remonstrated against this superfluous expense, had he been consulted; but,
- in doing so, he would have given more offence than he gained popularity by
- condescending to perform the office of chief-mourner. Of this he was quite
- aware, and wisely withheld rebuke, where rebuke and advice would have been
- equally unavailing. In truth, the Scottish peasantry are still infected
- with that rage for funeral ceremonial, which once distinguished the
- grandees of the kingdom so much, that a sumptuary law was made by the
- Parliament of Scotland for the purpose of restraining it; and I have known
- many in the lowest stations, who have denied themselves not merely the
- comforts, but almost the necessaries of life, in order to save such a sum
- of money as might enable their surviving friends to bury them like
- Christians, as they termed it; nor could their faithful executors be
- prevailed upon, though equally necessitous, to turn to the use and
- maintenance of the living the money vainly wasted upon the interment of
- the dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- The procession to the churchyard, at about half-a-mile's distance, was
- made with the mournful solemnity usual on these occasions,&mdash;the body
- was consigned to its parent earth,&mdash;and when the labour of the
- gravediggers had filled up the trench, and covered it with fresh sod, Mr.
- Oldbuck, taking his hat off, saluted the assistants, who had stood by in
- melancholy silence, and with that adieu dispersed the mourners.
- </p>
- <p>
- The clergyman offered our Antiquary his company to walk homeward; but Mr.
- Oldbuck had been so much struck with the deportment of the fisherman and
- his mother, that, moved by compassion, and perhaps also, in some degree,
- by that curiosity which induces us to seek out even what gives us pain to
- witness, he preferred a solitary walk by the coast, for the purpose of
- again visiting the cottage as he passed.
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- CHAPTER ELEVENTH
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- What is this secret sin, this untold tale,
- That art cannot extract, nor penance cleanse?
- &mdash;Her muscles hold their place;
- Nor discomposed, nor formed to steadiness,
- No sudden flushing, and no faltering lip.&mdash;
- Mysterious Mother.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The coffin had been borne from the place where it rested. The mourners, in
- regular gradation, according to their rank or their relationship to the
- deceased, had filed from the cottage, while the younger male children were
- led along to totter after the bier of their brother, and to view with
- wonder a ceremonial which they could hardly comprehend. The female gossips
- next rose to depart, and, with consideration for the situation of the
- parents, carried along with them the girls of the family, to give the
- unhappy pair time and opportunity to open their hearts to each other and
- soften their grief by communicating it. But their kind intention was
- without effect. The last of them had darkened the entrance of the cottage,
- as she went out, and drawn the door softly behind her, when the father,
- first ascertaining by a hasty glance that no stranger remained, started
- up, clasped his hands wildly above his head, uttered a cry of the despair
- which he had hitherto repressed, and, in all the impotent impatience of
- grief, half rushed half staggered forward to the bed on which the coffin
- had been deposited, threw himself down upon it, and smothering, as it
- were, his head among the bed-clothes, gave vent to the full passion of his
- sorrow. It was in vain that the wretched mother, terrified by the
- vehemence of her husband's affliction&mdash;affliction still more fearful
- as agitating a man of hardened manners and a robust frame&mdash;suppressed
- her own sobs and tears, and, pulling him by the skirts of his coat,
- implored him to rise and remember, that, though one was removed, he had
- still a wife and children to comfort and support. The appeal came at too
- early a period of his anguish, and was totally unattended to; he continued
- to remain prostrate, indicating, by sobs so bitter and violent, that they
- shook the bed and partition against which it rested, by clenched hands
- which grasped the bed-clothes, and by the vehement and convulsive motion
- of his legs, how deep and how terrible was the agony of a father's sorrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, what a day is this! what a day is this!" said the poor mother, her
- womanish affliction already exhausted by sobs and tears, and now almost
- lost in terror for the state in which she beheld her husband&mdash;"O,
- what an hour is this! and naebody to help a poor lone woman&mdash;O,
- gudemither, could ye but speak a word to him!&mdash;wad ye but bid him be
- comforted!"
- </p>
- <p>
- To her astonishment, and even to the increase of her fear, her husband's
- mother heard and answered the appeal. She rose and walked across the floor
- without support, and without much apparent feebleness, and standing by the
- bed on which her son had extended himself, she said, "Rise up, my son, and
- sorrow not for him that is beyond sin and sorrow and temptation. Sorrow is
- for those that remain in this vale of sorrow and darkness&mdash;I, wha
- dinna sorrow, and wha canna sorrow for ony ane, hae maist need that ye
- should a' sorrow for me."
- </p>
- <p>
- The voice of his mother, not heard for years as taking part in the active
- duties of life, or offering advice or consolation, produced its effect
- upon her son. He assumed a sitting posture on the side of the bed, and his
- appearance, attitude, and gestures, changed from those of angry despair to
- deep grief and dejection. The grandmother retired to her nook, the mother
- mechanically took in her hand her tattered Bible, and seemed to read,
- though her eyes were drowned with tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were thus occupied, when a loud knock was heard at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hegh, sirs!" said the poor mother, "wha is that can be coming in that
- gate e'enow?&mdash;They canna hae heard o' our misfortune, I'm sure."
- </p>
- <p>
- The knock being repeated, she rose and opened the door, saying
- querulously, "Whatna gait's that to disturb a sorrowfu' house?"
- </p>
- <p>
- A tall man in black stood before her, whom she instantly recognised to be
- Lord Glenallan. "Is there not," he said, "an old woman lodging in this or
- one of the neighbouring cottages, called Elspeth, who was long resident at
- Craigburnfoot of Glenallan?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's my gudemither, my lord," said Margaret; "but she canna see onybody
- e'enow&mdash;Ohon! we're dreeing a sair weird&mdash;we hae had a heavy
- dispensation!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "God forbid," said Lord Glenallan, "that I should on light occasion
- disturb your sorrow;&mdash;but my days are numbered&mdash;your
- mother-in-law is in the extremity of age, and, if I see her not to-day, we
- may never meet on this side of time."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what," answered the desolate mother, "wad ye see at an auld woman,
- broken down wi' age and sorrow and heartbreak? Gentle or semple shall not
- darken my door the day my bairn's been carried out a corpse."
- </p>
- <p>
- While she spoke thus, indulging the natural irritability of disposition
- and profession, which began to mingle itself with her grief when its first
- uncontrolled bursts were gone by, she held the door about one-third part
- open, and placed herself in the gap, as if to render the visitor's
- entrance impossible. But the voice of her husband was heard from within&mdash;"Wha's
- that, Maggie? what for are ye steaking them out?&mdash;let them come in;
- it doesna signify an auld rope's end wha comes in or wha gaes out o' this
- house frae this time forward."
- </p>
- <p>
- The woman stood aside at her husband's command, and permitted Lord
- Glenallan to enter the hut. The dejection exhibited in his broken frame
- and emaciated countenance, formed a strong contrast with the effects of
- grief, as they were displayed in the rude and weatherbeaten visage of the
- fisherman, and the masculine features of his wife. He approached the old
- woman as she was seated on her usual settle, and asked her, in a tone as
- audible as his voice could make it, "Are you Elspeth of the Craigburnfoot
- of Glenallan?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wha is it that asks about the unhallowed residence of that evil woman?"
- was the answer returned to his query.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The unhappy Earl of Glenallan."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Earl!&mdash;Earl of Glenallan!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He who was called William Lord Geraldin," said the Earl; "and whom his
- mother's death has made Earl of Glenallan."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Open the bole," said the old woman firmly and hastily to her
- daughter-in-law, "open the bole wi' speed, that I may see if this be the
- right Lord Geraldin&mdash;the son of my mistress&mdash;him that I received
- in my arms within the hour after he was born&mdash;him that has reason to
- curse me that I didna smother him before the hour was past!"
- </p>
- <p>
- The window, which had been shut in order that a gloomy twilight might add
- to the solemnity of the funeral meeting, was opened as she commanded, and
- threw a sudden and strong light through the smoky and misty atmosphere of
- the stifling cabin. Falling in a stream upon the chimney, the rays
- illuminated, in the way that Rembrandt would have chosen, the features of
- the unfortunate nobleman, and those of the old sibyl, who now, standing
- upon her feet, and holding him by one hand, peered anxiously in his
- features with her light-blue eyes, and holding her long and withered
- fore-finger within a small distance of his face, moved it slowly as if to
- trace the outlines and reconcile what she recollected with that she now
- beheld. As she finished her scrutiny, she said, with a deep sigh, "It's a
- sair&mdash;sair change; and wha's fault is it?&mdash;but that's written
- down where it will be remembered&mdash;it's written on tablets of brass
- with a pen of steel, where all is recorded that is done in the flesh.&mdash;And
- what," she said after a pause, "what is Lord Geraldin seeking from a poor
- auld creature like me, that's dead already, and only belongs sae far to
- the living that she isna yet laid in the moulds?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay," answered Lord Glenallan, "in the name of Heaven, why was it that
- you requested so urgently to see me?&mdash;and why did you back your
- request by sending a token which you knew well I dared not refuse?"
- </p>
- <p>
- As he spoke thus, he took from his purse the ring which Edie Ochiltree had
- delivered to him at Glenallan House. The sight of this token produced a
- strange and instantaneous effect upon the old woman. The palsy of fear was
- immediately added to that of age, and she began instantly to search her
- pockets with the tremulous and hasty agitation of one who becomes first
- apprehensive of having lost something of great importance;&mdash;then, as
- if convinced of the reality of her fears, she turned to the Earl, and
- demanded, "And how came ye by it then?&mdash;how came ye by it? I thought
- I had kept it sae securely&mdash;what will the Countess say?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You know," said the Earl, "at least you must have heard, that my mother
- is dead."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dead! are ye no imposing upon me? has she left a' at last, lands and
- lordship and lineages?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "All, all," said the Earl, "as mortals must leave all human vanities."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I mind now," answered Elspeth&mdash;"I heard of it before but there has
- been sic distress in our house since, and my memory is sae muckle impaired&mdash;
- But ye are sure your mother, the Lady Countess, is gane hame?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl again assured her that her former mistress was no more.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then," said Elspeth, "it shall burden my mind nae langer!&mdash;When she
- lived, wha dared to speak what it would hae displeased her to hae had
- noised abroad? But she's gane&mdash;and I will confess all."
- </p>
- <p>
- Then turning to her son and daughter-in-law, she commanded them
- imperatively to quit the house, and leave Lord Geraldin (for so she still
- called him) alone with her. But Maggie Mucklebackit, her first burst of
- grief being over, was by no means disposed in her own house to pay passive
- obedience to the commands of her mother-in-law, an authority which is
- peculiarly obnoxious to persons in her rank of life, and which she was the
- more astonished at hearing revived, when it seemed to have been so long
- relinquished and forgotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was an unco thing," she said, in a grumbling tone of voice,&mdash;for
- the rank of Lord Glenallan was somewhat imposing&mdash;"it was an unco
- thing to bid a mother leave her ain house wi' the tear in her ee, the
- moment her eldest son had been carried a corpse out at the door o't."
- </p>
- <p>
- The fisherman, in a stubborn and sullen tone, added to the same purpose.
- "This is nae day for your auld-warld stories, mother. My lord, if he be a
- lord, may ca' some other day&mdash;or he may speak out what he has gotten
- to say if he likes it; there's nane here will think it worth their while
- to listen to him or you either. But neither for laird or loon, gentle or
- semple, will I leave my ain house to pleasure onybody on the very day my
- poor"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here his voice choked, and he could proceed no farther; but as he had
- risen when Lord Glenallan came in, and had since remained standing, he now
- threw himself doggedly upon a seat, and remained in the sullen posture of
- one who was determined to keep his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- But the old woman, whom this crisis seemed to repossess in all those
- powers of mental superiority with which she had once been eminently
- gifted, arose, and advancing towards him, said, with a solemn voice, "My
- son, as ye wad shun hearing of your mother's shame&mdash;as ye wad not
- willingly be a witness of her guilt&mdash;as ye wad deserve her blessing
- and avoid her curse, I charge ye, by the body that bore and that nursed
- ye, to leave me at freedom to speak with Lord Geraldin, what nae mortal
- ears but his ain maun listen to. Obey my words, that when ye lay the
- moulds on my head&mdash;and, oh that the day were come!&mdash;ye may
- remember this hour without the reproach of having disobeyed the last
- earthly command that ever your mother wared on you."
- </p>
- <p>
- The terms of this solemn charge revived in the fisherman's heart the habit
- of instinctive obedience in which his mother had trained him up, and to
- which he had submitted implicitly while her powers of exacting it remained
- entire. The recollection mingled also with the prevailing passion of the
- moment; for, glancing his eye at the bed on which the dead body had been
- laid, he muttered to himself, "<i>He</i> never disobeyed <i>me,</i> in
- reason or out o' reason, and what for should I vex <i>her</i>?" Then,
- taking his reluctant spouse by the arm, he led her gently out of the
- cottage, and latched the door behind them as he left it.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the unhappy parents withdrew, Lord Glenallan, to prevent the old woman
- from relapsing into her lethargy, again pressed her on the subject of the
- communication which she proposed to make to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye will have it sune eneugh," she replied;&mdash;"my mind's clear eneugh
- now, and there is not&mdash;I think there is not&mdash;a chance of my
- forgetting what I have to say. My dwelling at Craigburnfoot is before my
- een, as it were present in reality:&mdash;the green bank, with its
- selvidge, just where the burn met wi' the sea&mdash;the twa little barks,
- wi' their sails furled, lying in the natural cove which it formed&mdash;the
- high cliff that joined it with the pleasure-grounds of the house of
- Glenallan, and hung right ower the stream&mdash;Ah! yes&mdash;I may forget
- that I had a husband and have lost him&mdash; that I hae but ane alive of
- our four fair sons&mdash;that misfortune upon misfortune has devoured our
- ill-gotten wealth&mdash;that they carried the corpse of my son's
- eldest-born frae the house this morning&mdash;But I never can forget the
- days I spent at bonny Craigburnfoot!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You were a favourite of my mother," said Lord Glenallan, desirous to
- bring her back to the point, from which she was wandering.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I was, I was,&mdash;ye needna mind me o' that. She brought me up abune my
- station, and wi' knowledge mair than my fellows&mdash;but, like the
- tempter of auld, wi' the knowledge of gude she taught me the knowledge of
- evil."
- </p>
- <p>
- "For God's sake, Elspeth," said the astonished Earl, "proceed, if you can,
- to explain the dreadful hints you have thrown out! I well know you are
- confidant to one dreadful secret, which should split this roof even to
- hear it named&mdash;but speak on farther."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will," she said&mdash;"I will!&mdash;just bear wi' me for a little;"&mdash;and
- again she seemed lost in recollection, but it was no longer tinged with
- imbecility or apathy. She was now entering upon the topic which had long
- loaded her mind, and which doubtless often occupied her whole soul at
- times when she seemed dead to all around her. And I may add, as a
- remarkable fact, that such was the intense operation of mental energy upon
- her physical powers and nervous system, that, notwithstanding her
- infirmity of deafness, each word that Lord Glenallan spoke during this
- remarkable conference, although in the lowest tone of horror or agony,
- fell as full and distinct upon Elspeth's ear as it could have done at any
- period of her life. She spoke also herself clearly, distinctly, and
- slowly, as if anxious that the intelligence she communicated should be
- fully understood; concisely at the same time, and with none of the
- verbiage or circumlocutory additions natural to those of her sex and
- condition. In short, her language bespoke a better education, as well as
- an uncommonly firm and resolved mind, and a character of that sort from
- which great virtues or great crimes may be naturally expected. The tenor
- of her communication is disclosed in the following CHAPTER.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TWELFTH.
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- Remorse&mdash;she neer forsakes us&mdash;
- A bloodhound staunch&mdash;she tracks our rapid step
- Through the wild labyrinth of youthful frenzy,
- Unheard, perchance, until old age hath tamed us
- Then in our lair, when Time hath chilled our joints,
- And maimed our hope of combat, or of flight,
- We hear her deep-mouthed bay, announcing all
- Of wrath, and wo, and punishment that bides us.
- Old Play.
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- <p>
- "I need not tell you," said the old woman, addressing the Earl of
- Glenallan, "that I was the favourite and confidential attendant of
- Joscelind, Countess of Glenallan, whom God assoilzie!"&mdash;(here she
- crossed herself)&mdash;"and I think farther, ye may not have forgotten
- that I shared her regard for mony years. I returned it by the maist
- sincere attachment, but I fell into disgrace frae a trifling act of
- disobedience, reported to your mother by ane that thought, and she wasna
- wrang, that I was a spy upon her actions and yours."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I charge thee, woman," said the Earl, in a voice trembling with passion,
- "name not her name in my hearing!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I must," returned the penitent firmly and calmly, "or how can you
- understand me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl leaned upon one of the wooden chairs of the hut, drew his hat
- over his face, clenched his hands together, set his teeth like one who
- summons up courage to undergo a painful operation, and made a signal to
- her to proceed.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I say, then," she resumed, "that my disgrace with my mistress was chiefly
- owing to Miss Eveline Neville, then bred up in Glenallan House as the
- daughter of a cousin-german and intimate friend of your father that was
- gane. There was muckle mystery in her history,&mdash;but wha dared to
- inquire farther than the Countess liked to tell?&mdash;All in Glenallan
- House loved Miss Neville&mdash;all but twa, your mother and mysell&mdash;we
- baith hated her."
- </p>
- <p>
- "God! for what reason, since a creature so mild, so gentle, so formed to
- inspire affection, never walked on this wretched world?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It may hae been sae," rejoined Elspeth, "but your mother hated a' that
- cam of your father's family&mdash;a' but himsell. Her reasons related to
- strife which fell between them soon after her marriage; the particulars
- are naething to this purpose. But oh! doubly did she hate Eveline Neville
- when she perceived that there was a growing kindness atween you and that
- unfortunate young leddy! Ye may mind that the Countess's dislike didna
- gang farther at first than just showing o' the cauld shouther&mdash;at
- least it wasna seen farther; but at the lang run it brak out into such
- downright violence that Miss Neville was even fain to seek refuge at
- Knockwinnock Castle with Sir Arthur's leddy, wha (God sain her!) was then
- wi' the living."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You rend my heart by recalling these particulars&mdash;But go on,&mdash;and
- may my present agony be accepted as additional penance for the involuntary
- crime!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "She had been absent some months," continued Elspeth, "when I was ae night
- watching in my hut the return of my husband from fishing, and shedding in
- private those bitter tears that my proud spirit wrung frae me whenever I
- thought on my disgrace. The sneck was drawn, and the Countess your mother
- entered my dwelling. I thought I had seen a spectre, for even in the
- height of my favour, this was an honour she had never done me, and she
- looked as pale and ghastly as if she had risen from the grave. She sat
- down, and wrung the draps from her hair and cloak,&mdash;for the night was
- drizzling, and her walk had been through the plantations, that were a'
- loaded with dew. I only mention these things that you may understand how
- weel that night lives in my memory,&mdash;and weel it may. I was surprised
- to see her, but I durstna speak first, mair than if I had seen a phantom&mdash;
- Na, I durst not, my lord, I that hae seen mony sights of terror, and never
- shook at them. Sae, after a silence, she said, Elspeth Cheyne (for she
- always gave me my maiden name), are not ye the daughter of that Reginald
- Cheyne who died to save his master, Lord Glenallan, on the field of
- Sheriffmuir?' And I answered her as proudly as hersell nearly&mdash;As
- sure as you are the daughter of that Earl of Glenallan whom my father
- saved that day by his own death.'"
- </p>
- <p>
- Here she made a deep pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what followed?&mdash;what followed?&mdash;For Heaven's sake, good
- woman&mdash;But why should I use that word?&mdash;Yet, good or bad, I
- command you to tell me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And little I should value earthly command," answered Elspeth, "were there
- not a voice that has spoken to me sleeping and waking, that drives me
- forward to tell this sad tale. Aweel, my Lord&mdash;the Countess said to
- me, My son loves Eveline Neville&mdash;they are agreed&mdash;they are
- plighted: should they have a son, my right over Glenallan merges&mdash;I
- sink from that moment from a Countess into a miserable stipendiary
- dowager, I who brought lands and vassals, and high blood and ancient fame,
- to my husband, I must cease to be mistress when my son has an heir-male.
- But I care not for that&mdash;had he married any but one of the hated
- Nevilles, I had been patient. But for them&mdash;that they and their
- descendants should enjoy the right and honours of my ancestors, goes
- through my heart like a two-edged dirk. And this girl&mdash;I detest her!'&mdash;And
- I answered, for my heart kindled at her words, that her hate was equalled
- by mine."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wretch!" exclaimed the Earl, in spite of his determination to preserve
- silence&mdash;"wretched woman! what cause of hate could have arisen from a
- being so innocent and gentle?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hated what my mistress hated, as was the use with the liege vassals of
- the house of Glenallan; for though, my Lord, I married under my degree,
- yet an ancestor of yours never went to the field of battle, but an
- ancestor of the frail, demented, auld, useless wretch wha now speaks with
- you, carried his shield before him. But that was not a'," continued the
- beldam, her earthly and evil passions rekindling as she became heated in
- her narration&mdash;"that was not a'; I hated Miss Eveline Neville for her
- ain sake, I brought her frae England, and, during our whole journey, she
- gecked and scorned at my northern speech and habit, as her southland
- leddies and kimmers had done at the boarding-school, as they cald it"&mdash;(and,
- strange as it may seem, she spoke of an affront offered by a heedless
- school-girl without intention, with a degree of inveteracy which, at such
- a distance of time, a mortal offence would neither have authorized or
- excited in any well-constituted mind)&mdash;"Yes, she scorned and jested
- at me&mdash;but let them that scorn the tartan fear the dirk!"
- </p>
- <p>
- She paused, and then went on&mdash;"But I deny not that I hated her mair
- than she deserved. My mistress, the Countess, persevered and said, Elspeth
- Cheyne, this unruly boy will marry with the false English blood. Were days
- as they have been, I could throw her into the Massymore* of Glenallan, and
- fetter him in the Keep of Strathbonnel.
- </p>
- <p>
- * <i>Massa-mora,</i> an ancient name for a dungeon, derived from the
- Moorish language, perhaps as far back as the time of the Crusades.
- </p>
- <p>
- But these times are past, and the authority which the nobles of the land
- should exercise is delegated to quibbling lawyers and their baser
- dependants. Hear me, Elspeth Cheyne! if you are your father's daughter as
- I am mine, I will find means that they shall not marry. She walks often to
- that cliff that overhangs your dwelling to look for her lover's boat&mdash;(ye
- may remember the pleasure ye then took on the sea, my Lord)&mdash;let him
- find her forty fathom lower than he expects!'&mdash;Yes! ye may stare and
- frown and clench your hand; but, as sure as I am to face the only Being I
- ever feared&mdash;and, oh that I had feared him mair!&mdash;these were
- your mother's words. What avails it to me to lie to you?&mdash;But I wadna
- consent to stain my hand with blood.&mdash;Then she said, By the religion
- of our holy Church they are ower <i>sibb</i> thegither. But I expect
- nothing but that both will become heretics as well as disobedient
- reprobates;'&mdash;that was her addition to that argument. And then, as
- the fiend is ever ower busy wi' brains like mine, that are subtle beyond
- their use and station, I was unhappily permitted to add&mdash;But they
- might be brought to think themselves sae <i>sibb</i> as no Christian law
- will permit their wedlock.'"
- </p>
- <p>
- Here the Earl of Glenallan echoed her words, with a shriek so piercing as
- almost to rend the roof of the cottage.&mdash;"Ah! then Eveline Neville
- was not the&mdash;the"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "The daughter, ye would say, of your father?" continued Elspeth. "No&mdash;be
- it a torment or be it a comfort to you&mdash;ken the truth, she was nae
- mair a daughter of your father's house than I am."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Woman, deceive me not!&mdash;make me not curse the memory of the parent I
- have so lately laid in the grave, for sharing in a plot the most cruel,
- the most infernal"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bethink ye, my Lord Geraldin, ere ye curse the memory of a parent that's
- gane, is there none of the blood of Glenallan living, whose faults have
- led to this dreadfu' catastrophe?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mean you my brother?&mdash;he, too, is gone," said the Earl.
- </p>
- <p>
- "No," replied the sibyl, "I mean yoursell, Lord Geraldin. Had you not
- transgressed the obedience of a son by wedding Eveline Neville in secret
- while a guest at Knockwinnock, our plot might have separated you for a
- time, but would have left at least your sorrows without remorse to canker
- them. But your ain conduct had put poison in the weapon that we threw, and
- it pierced you with the mair force because ye cam rushing to meet it. Had
- your marriage been a proclaimed and acknowledged action, our stratagem to
- throw an obstacle into your way that couldna be got ower, neither wad nor
- could hae been practised against ye."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Great Heaven!" said the unfortunate nobleman&mdash;"it is as if a film
- fell from my obscured eyes! Yes, I now well understand the doubtful hints
- of consolation thrown out by my wretched mother, tending indirectly to
- impeach the evidence of the horrors of which her arts had led me to
- believe myself guilty."
- </p>
- <p>
- "She could not speak mair plainly," answered Elspeth, "without confessing
- her ain fraud,&mdash;and she would have submitted to be torn by wild
- horses, rather than unfold what she had done; and if she had still lived,
- so would I for her sake. They were stout hearts the race of Glenallan,
- male and female, and sae were a' that in auld times cried their
- gathering-word of <i>Clochnaben</i>&mdash;they stood shouther to shouther&mdash;nae
- man parted frae his chief for love of gold or of gain, or of right or of
- wrang. The times are changed, I hear, now."
- </p>
- <p>
- The unfortunate nobleman was too much wrapped up in his own confused and
- distracted reflections, to notice the rude expressions of savage fidelity,
- in which, even in the latest ebb of life, the unhappy author of his
- misfortunes seemed to find a stern and stubborn source of consolation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Great Heaven!" he exclaimed, "I am then free from a guilt the most
- horrible with which man can be stained, and the sense of which, however
- involuntary, has wrecked my peace, destroyed my health, and bowed me down
- to an untimely grave. Accept," he fervently uttered, lifting his eyes
- upwards, "accept my humble thanks! If I live miserable, at least I shall
- not die stained with that unnatural guilt!&mdash;And thou&mdash;proceed if
- thou hast more to tell&mdash;proceed, while thou hast voice to speak it,
- and I have powers to listen."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes," answered the beldam, "the hour when you shall hear, and I shall
- speak, is indeed passing rapidly away. Death has crossed your brow with
- his finger, and I find his grasp turning every day coulder at my heart.
- Interrupt me nae mair with exclamations and groans and accusations, but
- hear my tale to an end! And then&mdash;if ye be indeed sic a Lord of
- Glenallan as I hae heard of in <i>my</i> day&mdash;make your merrymen
- gather the thorn, and the brier, and the green hollin, till they heap them
- as high as the house-riggin', and burn! burn! burn! the auld witch
- Elspeth, and a' that can put ye in mind that sic a creature ever crawled
- upon the land!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Go on," said the Earl, "go on&mdash;I will not again interrupt you."
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke in a half-suffocated yet determined voice, resolved that no
- irritability on his part should deprive him of this opportunity of
- acquiring proofs of the wonderful tale he then heard. But Elspeth had
- become exhausted by a continuous narration of such unusual length; the
- subsequent part of her story was more broken, and though still distinctly
- intelligible in most parts, had no longer the lucid conciseness which the
- first part of her narrative had displayed to such an astonishing degree.
- Lord Glenallan found it necessary, when she had made some attempts to
- continue her narrative without success, to prompt her memory by demanding&mdash;"What
- proofs she could propose to bring of the truth of a narrative so different
- from that which she had originally told?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The evidence," she replied, "of Eveline Neville's real birth was in the
- Countess's possession, with reasons for its being for some time kept
- private;&mdash;they may yet be found, if she has not destroyed them, in
- the left hand drawer of the ebony cabinet that stood in the dressing-room.
- These she meant to suppress for the time, until you went abroad again,
- when she trusted, before your return, to send Miss Neville back to her ain
- country, or to get her settled in marriage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But did you not show me letters of my father's, which seemed to me,
- unless my senses altogether failed me in that horrible moment, to avow his
- relationship to&mdash;to the unhappy"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "We did; and, with my testimony, how could you doubt the fact, or her
- either? But we suppressed the true explanation of these letters, and that
- was, that your father thought it right the young leddy should pass for his
- daughter for a while, on account o'some family reasons that were amang
- them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But wherefore, when you learned our union, was this dreadful artifice
- persisted in?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It wasna," she replied, "till Lady Glenallan had communicated this fause
- tale, that she suspected ye had actually made a marriage&mdash;nor even
- then did you avow it sae as to satisfy her whether the ceremony had in
- verity passed atween ye or no&mdash;But ye remember, O ye canna but
- remember weel, what passed in that awfu' meeting!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Woman! you swore upon the gospels to the fact which you now disavow."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I did,&mdash;and I wad hae taen a yet mair holy pledge on it, if there
- had been ane&mdash;I wad not hae spared the blood of my body, or the guilt
- of my soul, to serve the house of Glenallan."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wretch! do you call that horrid perjury, attended with consequences yet
- more dreadful&mdash;do you esteem that a service to the house of your
- benefactors?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I served her, wha was then the head of Glenallan, as she required me to
- serve her. The cause was between God and her conscience&mdash;the manner
- between God and mine&mdash;She is gane to her account, and I maun follow.
- Have I taulds you a'?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No," answered Lord Glenallan&mdash;"you have yet more to tell&mdash;you
- have to tell me of the death of the angel whom your perjury drove to
- despair, stained, as she thought herself, with a crime so horrible. Speak
- truth&mdash;was that dreadful&mdash;was that horrible incident"&mdash;he
- could scarcely articulate the words&mdash;"was it as reported? or was it
- an act of yet further, though not more atrocious cruelty, inflicted by
- others?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I understand you," said Elspeth. "But report spoke truth;&mdash;our false
- witness was indeed the cause, but the deed was her ain distracted act. On
- that fearfu' disclosure, when ye rushed frae the Countess's presence and
- saddled your horse, and left the castle like a fire-flaught, the Countess
- hadna yet discovered your private marriage; she hadna fund out that the
- union, which she had framed this awfu' tale to prevent, had e'en taen
- place. Ye fled from the house as if the fire o' Heaven was about to fa'
- upon it, and Miss Neville, atween reason and the want o't, was put under
- sure ward. But the ward sleep't, and the prisoner waked&mdash;the window
- was open&mdash;the way was before her&mdash;there was the cliff, and there
- was the sea!&mdash;O, when will I forget that!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And thus died," said the Earl, "even so as was reported?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, my lord. I had gane out to the cove&mdash;the tide was in, and it
- flowed, as ye'll remember, to the foot o' that cliff&mdash;it was a great
- convenience that for my husband's trade&mdash;Where am I wandering?&mdash;I
- saw a white object dart frae the tap o' the cliff like a sea-maw through
- the mist, and then a heavy flash and sparkle of the waters showed me it
- was a human creature that had fa'en into the waves. I was bold and strong,
- and familiar with the tide. I rushed in and grasped her gown, and drew her
- out and carried her on my shouthers&mdash;I could hae carried twa sic then&mdash;carried
- her to my hut, and laid her on my bed. Neighbours cam and brought help;
- but the words she uttered in her ravings, when she got back the use of
- speech, were such, that I was fain to send them awa, and get up word to
- Glenallan House. The Countess sent down her Spanish servant Teresa&mdash;if
- ever there was a fiend on earth in human form, that woman was ane. She and
- I were to watch the unhappy leddy, and let no other person approach.&mdash;God
- knows what Teresa's part was to hae been&mdash;she tauld it not to me&mdash;but
- Heaven took the conclusion in its ain hand. The poor leddy! she took the
- pangs of travail before her time, bore a male child, and died in the arms
- of me&mdash;of her mortal enemy! Ay, <i>ye</i> may weep&mdash;she was a
- sightly creature to see to&mdash;but think ye, if I didna mourn her then,
- that I can mourn her now? Na, na, I left Teresa wi' the dead corpse and
- new-born babe, till I gaed up to take the Countess's commands what was to
- be done. Late as it was, I ca'd her up, and she gar'd me ca' up your
- brother"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "My brother?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, Lord Geraldin, e'en your brother, that some said she aye wished to
- be her heir. At ony rate, he was the person maist concerned in the
- succession and heritance of the house of Glenallan."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And is it possible to believe, then, that my brother, out of avarice to
- grasp at my inheritance, would lend himself to such a base and dreadful
- stratagem?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your mother believed it," said the old beldam with a fiendish laugh&mdash;"it
- was nae plot of my making; but what they did or said I will not say,
- because I did not hear. Lang and sair they consulted in the black wainscot
- dressing-room; and when your brother passed through the room where I was
- waiting, it seemed to me (and I have often thought sae since syne) that
- the fire of hell was in his cheek and een. But he had left some of it with
- his mother, at ony rate. She entered the room like a woman demented, and
- the first words she spoke were, Elspeth Cheyne, did you ever pull a
- new-budded flower?' I answered, as ye may believe, that I often had.
- Then,' said she, ye will ken the better how to blight the spurious and
- heretical blossom that has sprung forth this night to disgrace my father's
- noble house&mdash;See here;'&mdash;(and she gave me a golden bodkin)&mdash;nothing
- but gold must shed the blood of Glenallan. This child is already as one of
- the dead, and since thou and Teresa alone ken that it lives, let it be
- dealt upon as ye will answer to me!' and she turned away in her fury, and
- left me with the bodkin in my hand.&mdash;Here it is; that and the ring of
- Miss Neville, are a' I hae preserved of my ill-gotten gear&mdash;for
- muckle was the gear I got. And weel hae I keepit the secret, but no for
- the gowd or gear either."
- </p>
- <p>
- Her long and bony hand held out to Lord Glenallan a gold bodkin, down
- which in fancy he saw the blood of his infant trickling.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wretch! had you the heart?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I kenna if I could hae had it or no. I returned to my cottage without
- feeling the ground that I trode on; but Teresa and the child were gane&mdash;
- a' that was alive was gane&mdash;naething left but the lifeless corpse."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And did you never learn my infant's fate?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I could but guess. I have tauld ye your mother's purpose, and I ken
- Teresa was a fiend. She was never mair seen in Scotland, and I have heard
- that she returned to her ain land. A dark curtain has fa'en ower the past,
- and the few that witnessed ony part of it could only surmise something of
- seduction and suicide. You yourself"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I know&mdash;I know it all," answered the Earl.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You indeed know all that I can say&mdash;And now, heir of Glenallan, can
- you forgive me?"
- </p>
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- <p>
- "Ask forgiveness of God, and not of man," said the Earl, turning away.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And how shall I ask of the pure and unstained what is denied to me by a
- sinner like mysell? If I hae sinned, hae I not suffered?&mdash;Hae I had a
- day's peace or an hour's rest since these lang wet locks of hair first lay
- upon my pillow at Craigburnfoot?&mdash;Has not my house been burned, wi'
- my bairn in the cradle?&mdash;Have not my boats been wrecked, when a'
- others weather'd the gale?&mdash;Have not a' that were near and dear to me
- dree'd penance for my sin?&mdash;Has not the fire had its share o' them&mdash;the
- winds had their part&mdash;the sea had her part?&mdash;And oh!" she added,
- with a lengthened groan, looking first upwards towards Heaven, and then
- bending her eyes on the floor&mdash;"O that the earth would take her part,
- that's been lang lang wearying to be joined to it!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Lord Glenallan had reached the door of the cottage, but the generosity of
- his nature did not permit him to leave the unhappy woman in this state of
- desperate reprobation. "May God forgive thee, wretched woman," he said,
- "as sincerely as I do!&mdash;Turn for mercy to Him who can alone grant
- mercy, and may your prayers be heard as if they were mine own!&mdash;I
- will send a religious man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na&mdash;nae priest! nae priest!" she ejaculated; and the door of the
- cottage opening as she spoke, prevented her from proceeding.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.
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- Still in his dead hand clenched remain the strings
- That thrill his father's heart&mdash;e'en as the limb,
- Lopped off and laid in grave, retains, they tell us,
- Strange commerce with the mutilated stump,
- Whose nerves are twinging still in maimed existence.
- Old Play.
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- <p>
- The Antiquary, as we informed the reader in the end of the thirty-first
- CHAPTER, [tenth] had shaken off the company of worthy Mr. Blattergowl,
- although he offered to entertain him with an abstract of the ablest speech
- he had ever known in the teind court, delivered by the procurator for the
- church in the remarkable case of the parish of Gatherem. Resisting this
- temptation, our senior preferred a solitary path, which again conducted
- him to the cottage of Mucklebackit. When he came in front of the
- fisherman's hut, he observed a man working intently, as if to repair a
- shattered boat which lay upon the beach, and going up to him was surprised
- to find it was Mucklebackit himself. "I am glad," he said in a tone of
- sympathy&mdash;"I am glad, Saunders, that you feel yourself able to make
- this exertion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what would ye have me to do," answered the fisher gruffly, "unless I
- wanted to see four children starve, because ane is drowned? It's weel wi'
- you gentles, that can sit in the house wi' handkerchers at your een when
- ye lose a friend; but the like o' us maun to our wark again, if our hearts
- were beating as hard as my hammer."
- </p>
- <p>
- Without taking more notice of Oldbuck, he proceeded in his labour; and the
- Antiquary, to whom the display of human nature under the influence of
- agitating passions was never indifferent, stood beside him, in silent
- attention, as if watching the progress of the work. He observed more than
- once the man's hard features, as if by the force of association, prepare
- to accompany the sound of the saw and hammer with his usual symphony of a
- rude tune, hummed or whistled,&mdash;and as often a slight twitch of
- convulsive expression showed, that ere the sound was uttered, a cause for
- suppressing it rushed upon his mind. At length, when he had patched a
- considerable rent, and was beginning to mend another, his feelings
- appeared altogether to derange the power of attention necessary for his
- work. The piece of wood which he was about to nail on was at first too
- long; then he sawed it off too short, then chose another equally ill
- adapted for the purpose. At length, throwing it down in anger, after
- wiping his dim eye with his quivering hand, he exclaimed, "There is a
- curse either on me or on this auld black bitch of a boat, that I have
- hauled up high and dry, and patched and clouted sae mony years, that she
- might drown my poor Steenie at the end of them, an' be d&mdash;d to her!"
- and he flung his hammer against the boat, as if she had been the
- intentional cause of his misfortune. Then recollecting himself, he added,
- "Yet what needs ane be angry at her, that has neither soul nor sense?&mdash;though
- I am no that muckle better mysell. She's but a rickle o' auld rotten deals
- nailed thegither, and warped wi' the wind and the sea&mdash;and I am a
- dour carle, battered by foul weather at sea and land till I am maist as
- senseless as hersell. She maun be mended though again the morning tide&mdash;that's
- a thing o' necessity."
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus speaking, he went to gather together his instruments, and attempt to
- resume his labour,&mdash;but Oldbuck took him kindly by the arm. "Come,
- come," he said, "Saunders, there is no work for you this day&mdash;I'll
- send down Shavings the carpenter to mend the boat, and he may put the
- day's work into my account&mdash;and you had better not come out
- to-morrow, but stay to comfort your family under this dispensation, and
- the gardener will bring you some vegetables and meal from Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I thank ye, Monkbarns," answered the poor fisher; "I am a plain-spoken
- man, and hae little to say for mysell; I might hae learned fairer fashions
- frae my mither lang syne, but I never saw muckle gude they did her;
- however, I thank ye. Ye were aye kind and neighbourly, whatever folk says
- o' your being near and close; and I hae often said, in thae times when
- they were ganging to raise up the puir folk against the gentles&mdash;I
- hae often said, neer a man should steer a hair touching to Monkbarns while
- Steenie and I could wag a finger&mdash;and so said Steenie too. And,
- Monkbarns, when ye laid his head in the grave (and mony thanks for the
- respect), ye, saw the mouls laid on an honest lad that likit you weel,
- though he made little phrase about it."
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck, beaten from the pride of his affected cynicism, would not
- willingly have had any one by on that occasion to quote to him his
- favourite maxims of the Stoic philosophy. The large drops fell fast from
- his own eyes, as he begged the father, who was now melted at recollecting
- the bravery and generous sentiments of his son, to forbear useless sorrow,
- and led him by the arm towards his own home, where another scene awaited
- our Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he entered, the first person whom he beheld was Lord Glenallan. Mutual
- surprise was in their countenances as they saluted each other&mdash;with
- haughty reserve on the part of Mr. Oldbuck, and embarrassment on that of
- the Earl.
- </p>
- <p>
- "My Lord Glenallan, I think?" said Mr. Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes&mdash;much changed from what he was when he knew Mr. Oldbuck."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I do not mean," said the Antiquary, "to intrude upon your lordship&mdash;I
- only came to see this distressed family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you have found one, sir, who has still greater claims on your
- compassion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My compassion? Lord Glenallan cannot need my compassion. If Lord
- Glenallan could need it, I think he would hardly ask it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Our former acquaintance," said the Earl&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Is of such ancient date, my lord&mdash;was of such short duration, and
- was connected with circumstances so exquisitely painful, that I think we
- may dispense with renewing it."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, the Antiquary turned away, and left the hut; but Lord Glenallan
- followed him into the open air, and, in spite of a hasty "Good morning, my
- lord," requested a few minutes' conversation, and the favour of his advice
- in an important matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your lordship will find many more capable to advise you, my lord, and by
- whom your intercourse will be deemed an honour. For me, I am a man retired
- from business and the world, and not very fond of raking up the past
- events of my useless life;&mdash;and forgive me if I say, I have
- particular pain in reverting to that period of it when I acted like a
- fool, and your lordship like"&mdash;He stopped short.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Like a villain, you would say," said Lord Glenallan&mdash;"for such I
- must have appeared to you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My lord&mdash;my lord, I have no desire to hear your shrift," said the
- Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, sir, if I can show you that I am more sinned against than sinning&mdash;
- that I have been a man miserable beyond the power of description, and who
- looks forward at this moment to an untimely grave as to a haven of rest,
- you will not refuse the confidence which, accepting your appearance at
- this critical moment as a hint from Heaven, I venture thus to press on
- you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Assuredly, my lord, I shall shun no longer the continuation of this
- extraordinary interview."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I must then recall to you our occasional meetings upwards of twenty years
- since at Knockwinnock Castle,&mdash;and I need not remind you of a lady
- who was then a member of that family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The unfortunate Miss Eveline Neville, my lord; I remember it well."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Towards whom you entertained sentiments"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very different from those with which I before and since have regarded her
- sex. Her gentleness, her docility, her pleasure in the studies which I
- pointed out to her, attached my affections more than became my age though
- that was not then much advanced&mdash;or the solidity of my character. But
- I need not remind your lordship of the various modes in which you indulged
- your gaiety at the expense of an awkward and retired student, embarrassed
- by the expression of feelings so new to him, and I have no doubt that the
- young lady joined you in the well-deserved ridicule&mdash;it is the way of
- womankind. I have spoken at once to the painful circumstances of my
- addresses and their rejection, that your lordship may be satisfied
- everything is full in my memory, and may, so far as I am concerned, tell
- your story without scruple or needless delicacy."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will," said Lord Glenallan. "But first let me say, you do injustice to
- the memory of the gentlest and kindest, as well as to the most unhappy of
- women, to suppose she could make a jest of the honest affection of a man
- like you. Frequently did she blame me, Mr. Oldbuck, for indulging my
- levity at your expense&mdash;may I now presume you will excuse the gay
- freedoms which then offended you?&mdash;my state of mind has never since
- laid me under the necessity of apologizing for the inadvertencies of a
- light and happy temper."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My lord, you are fully pardoned," said Mr. Oldbuck. "You should be aware,
- that, like all others, I was ignorant at the time that I placed myself in
- competition with your lordship, and understood that Miss Neville was in a
- state of dependence which might make her prefer a competent independence
- and the hand of an honest man&mdash;But I am wasting time&mdash;I would I
- could believe that the views entertained towards her by others were as
- fair and honest as mine!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck, you judge harshly."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not without cause, my lord. When I only, of all the magistrates of this
- county&mdash;having neither, like some of them, the honour to be connected
- with your powerful family&mdash;nor, like others, the meanness to fear it,&mdash;
- when I made some inquiry into the manner of Miss Neville's death&mdash;I
- shake you, my lord, but I must be plain&mdash;I do own I had every reason
- to believe that she had met most unfair dealing, and had either been
- imposed upon by a counterfeit marriage, or that very strong measures had
- been adopted to stifle and destroy the evidence of a real union. And I
- cannot doubt in my own mind, that this cruelty on your lordship's part,
- whether coming of your own free will, or proceeding from the influence of
- the late Countess, hurried the unfortunate young lady to the desperate act
- by which her life was terminated."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are deceived, Mr. Oldbuck, into conclusions which are not just,
- however naturally they flow from the circumstances. Believe me, I
- respected you even when I was most embarrassed by your active attempts to
- investigate our family misfortunes. You showed yourself more worthy of
- Miss Neville than I, by the spirit with which you persisted in vindicating
- her reputation even after her death. But the firm belief that your
- well-meant efforts could only serve to bring to light a story too horrible
- to be detailed, induced me to join my unhappy mother in schemes to remove
- or destroy all evidence of the legal union which had taken place between
- Eveline and myself. And now let us sit down on this bank,&mdash;for I feel
- unable to remain longer standing,&mdash;and have the goodness to listen to
- the extraordinary discovery which I have this day made."
- </p>
- <p>
- They sate down accordingly; and Lord Glenallan briefly narrated his
- unhappy family history&mdash;his concealed marriage&mdash;the horrible
- invention by which his mother had designed to render impossible that union
- which had already taken place. He detailed the arts by which the Countess,
- having all the documents relative to Miss Neville's birth in her hands,
- had produced those only relating to a period during which, for family
- reasons, his father had consented to own that young lady as his natural
- daughter, and showed how impossible it was that he could either suspect or
- detect the fraud put upon him by his mother, and vouched by the oaths of
- her attendants, Teresa and Elspeth. "I left my paternal mansion," he
- concluded, "as if the furies of hell had driven me forth, and travelled
- with frantic velocity I knew not whither. Nor have I the slightest
- recollection of what I did or whither I went, until I was discovered by my
- brother. I will not trouble you with an account of my sick-bed and
- recovery, or how, long afterwards, I ventured to inquire after the sharer
- of my misfortunes, and heard that her despair had found a dreadful remedy
- for all the ills of life. The first thing that roused me to thought was
- hearing of your inquiries into this cruel business; and you will hardly
- wonder, that, believing what I did believe, I should join in those
- expedients to stop your investigation, which my brother and mother had
- actively commenced. The information which I gave them concerning the
- circumstances and witnesses of our private marriage enabled them to baffle
- your zeal. The clergyman, therefore, and witnesses, as persons who had
- acted in the matter only to please the powerful heir of Glenallan, were
- accessible to his promises and threats, and were so provided for, that
- they had no objections to leave this country for another. For myself, Mr.
- Oldbuck," pursued this unhappy man, "from that moment I considered myself
- as blotted out of the book of the living, and as having nothing left to do
- with this world. My mother tried to reconcile me to life by every art&mdash;even
- by intimations which I can now interpret as calculated to produce a doubt
- of the horrible tale she herself had fabricated. But I construed all she
- said as the fictions of maternal affection. I will forbear all reproach.
- She is no more&mdash;and, as her wretched associate said, she knew not how
- the dart was poisoned, or how deep it must sink, when she threw it from
- her hand. But, Mr. Oldbuck, if ever, during these twenty years, there
- crawled upon earth a living being deserving of your pity, I have been that
- man. My food has not nourished me&mdash;my sleep has not refreshed me&mdash;my
- devotions have not comforted me&mdash;all that is cheering and necessary
- to man has been to me converted into poison. The rare and limited
- intercourse which I have held with others has been most odious to me. I
- felt as if I were bringing the contamination of unnatural and
- inexpressible guilt among the gay and the innocent. There have been
- moments when I had thoughts of another description&mdash;to plunge into
- the adventures of war, or to brave the dangers of the traveller in foreign
- and barbarous climates&mdash;to mingle in political intrigue, or to retire
- to the stern seclusion of the anchorites of our religion;&mdash;all these
- are thoughts which have alternately passed through my mind, but each
- required an energy, which was mine no longer, after the withering stroke I
- had received. I vegetated on as I could in the same spot&mdash;fancy,
- feeling, judgment, and health, gradually decaying, like a tree whose bark
- has been destroyed,&mdash;when first the blossoms fade, then the boughs,
- until its state resembles the decayed and dying trunk that is now before
- you. Do you now pity and forgive me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "My lord," answered the Antiquary, much affected, "my pity&mdash;my
- forgiveness, you have not to ask, for your dismal story is of itself not
- only an ample excuse for whatever appeared mysterious in your conduct, but
- a narrative that might move your worst enemies (and I, my lord, was never
- of the number) to tears and to sympathy. But permit me to ask what you now
- mean to do, and why you have honoured me, whose opinion can be of little
- consequence, with your confidence on this occasion?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck," answered the Earl, "as I could never have foreseen the
- nature of that confession which I have heard this day, I need not say that
- I had no formed plan of consulting you, or any one, upon affairs the
- tendency of which I could not even have suspected. But I am without
- friends, unused to business, and, by long retirement, unacquainted alike
- with the laws of the land and the habits of the living generation; and
- when, most unexpectedly, I find myself immersed in the matters of which I
- know least, I catch, like a drowning man, at the first support that
- offers. You are that support, Mr. Oldbuck. I have always heard you
- mentioned as a man of wisdom and intelligence&mdash;I have known you
- myself as a man of a resolute and independent spirit;&mdash;and there is
- one circumstance," said he, "which ought to combine us in some degree&mdash;our
- having paid tribute to the same excellence of character in poor Eveline.
- You offered yourself to me in my need, and you were already acquainted
- with the beginning of my misfortunes. To you, therefore, I have recourse
- for advice, for sympathy, for support."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You shall seek none of them in vain, my lord," said Oldbuck, "so far as
- my slender ability extends;&mdash;and I am honoured by the preference,
- whether it arises from choice, or is prompted by chance. But this is a
- matter to be ripely considered. May I ask what are your principal views at
- present?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "To ascertain the fate of my child," said the Earl, "be the consequences
- what they may, and to do justice to the honour of Eveline, which I have
- only permitted to be suspected to avoid discovery of the yet more horrible
- taint to which I was made to believe it liable."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And the memory of your mother?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Must bear its own burden," answered the Earl with a sigh: "better that
- she were justly convicted of deceit, should that be found necessary, than
- that others should be unjustly accused of crimes so much more dreadful."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then, my lord," said Oldbuck, "our first business must be to put the
- information of the old woman, Elspeth, into a regular and authenticated
- form."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That," said Lord Glenallan, "will be at present, I fear, impossible. She
- is exhausted herself, and surrounded by her distressed family. To-morrow,
- perhaps, when she is alone&mdash;and yet I doubt, from her imperfect sense
- of right and wrong, whether she would speak out in any one's presence but
- my own. I am too sorely fatigued."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then, my lord," said the Antiquary, whom the interest of the moment
- elevated above points of expense and convenience, which had generally more
- than enough of weight with him, "I would propose to your lordship, instead
- of returning, fatigued as you are, so far as to Glenallan House, or taking
- the more uncomfortable alternative of going to a bad inn at Fairport, to
- alarm all the busybodies of the town&mdash;I would propose, I say, that
- you should be my guest at Monkbarns for this night. By to-morrow these
- poor people will have renewed their out-of-doors vocation&mdash;for sorrow
- with them affords no respite from labour,&mdash;and we will visit the old
- woman Elspeth alone, and take down her examination."
- </p>
- <p>
- After a formal apology for the encroachment, Lord Glenallan agreed to go
- with him, and underwent with patience in their return home the whole
- history of John of the Girnel, a legend which Mr. Oldbuck was never known
- to spare any one who crossed his threshold.
- </p>
- <p>
- The arrival of a stranger of such note, with two saddle-horses and a
- servant in black, which servant had holsters on his saddle-bow, and a
- coronet upon the holsters, created a general commotion in the house of
- Monkbarns. Jenny Rintherout, scarce recovered from the hysterics which she
- had taken on hearing of poor Steenie's misfortune, chased about the
- turkeys and poultry, cackled and screamed louder than they did, and ended
- by killing one-half too many. Miss Griselda made many wise reflections on
- the hot-headed wilfulness of her brother, who had occasioned such
- devastation, by suddenly bringing in upon them a papist nobleman. And she
- ventured to transmit to Mr. Blattergowl some hint of the unusual slaughter
- which had taken place in the <i>basse-cour,</i> which brought the honest
- clergyman to inquire how his friend Monkbarns had got home, and whether he
- was not the worse of being at the funeral, at a period so near the ringing
- of the bell for dinner, that the Antiquary had no choice left but to
- invite him to stay and bless the meat. Miss M'Intyre had on her part some
- curiosity to see this mighty peer, of whom all had heard, as an eastern
- caliph or sultan is heard of by his subjects, and felt some degree of
- timidity at the idea of encountering a person, of whose unsocial habits
- and stern manners so many stories were told, that her fear kept at least
- pace with her curiosity. The aged housekeeper was no less flustered and
- hurried in obeying the numerous and contradictory commands of her
- mistress, concerning preserves, pastry and fruit, the mode of marshalling
- and dishing the dinner, the necessity of not permitting the melted butter
- to run to oil, and the danger of allowing Juno&mdash;who, though formally
- banished from the parlour, failed not to maraud about the out-settlements
- of the family&mdash;to enter the kitchen.
- </p>
- <p>
- The only inmate of Monkbarns who remained entirely indifferent on this
- momentous occasion was Hector M'Intyre, who cared no more for an Earl than
- he did for a commoner, and who was only interested in the unexpected
- visit, as it might afford some protection against his uncle's displeasure,
- if he harboured any, for his not attending the funeral, and still more
- against his satire upon the subject of his gallant but unsuccessful single
- combat with the <i>phoca,</i> or seal.
- </p>
- <p>
- To these, the inmates of his household, Oldbuck presented the Earl of
- Glenallan, who underwent, with meek and subdued civility, the prosing
- speeches of the honest divine, and the lengthened apologies of Miss
- Griselda Oldbuck, which her brother in vain endeavoured to abridge. Before
- the dinner hour, Lord Glenallan requested permission to retire a while to
- his chamber. Mr. Oldbuck accompanied his guest to the Green Room, which
- had been hastily prepared for his reception. He looked around with an air
- of painful recollection.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think," at length he observed, "I think, Mr. Oldbuck, that I have been
- in this apartment before."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, my lord," answered Oldbuck, "upon occasion of an excursion hither
- from Knockwinnock&mdash;and since we are upon a subject so melancholy, you
- may perhaps remember whose taste supplied these lines from Chaucer, which
- now form the motto of the tapestry."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I guess", said the Earl, "though I cannot recollect. She excelled me,
- indeed, in literary taste and information, as in everything else; and it
- is one of the mysterious dispensations of Providence, Mr. Oldbuck, that a
- creature so excellent in mind and body should have been cut off in so
- miserable a manner, merely from her having formed a fatal attachment to
- such a wretch as I am."
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck did not attempt an answer to this burst of the grief which lay
- ever nearest to the heart of his guest, but, pressing Lord Glenallan's
- hand with one of his own, and drawing the other across his shaggy
- eyelashes, as if to brush away a mist that intercepted his sight, he left
- the Earl at liberty to arrange himself previous to dinner.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER FOURTEENTH
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- &mdash;Life, with you,
- Glows in the brain and dances in the arteries;
- 'Tis like the wine some joyous guest hath quaffed,
- That glads the heart and elevates the fancy:
- Mine is the poor residuum of the cup,
- Vapid, and dull, and tasteless, only soiling,
- With its base dregs, the vessel that contains it.
- Old Play.
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- <p>
- "Now, only think what a man my brother is, Mr. Blattergowl, for a wise man
- and a learned man, to bring this Yerl into our house without speaking a
- word to a body! And there's the distress of thae Mucklebackits&mdash;we
- canna get a fin o' fish&mdash;and we hae nae time to send ower to Fairport
- for beef, and the mutton's but new killed&mdash;and that silly fliskmahoy,
- Jenny Rintherout, has taen the exies, and done naething but laugh and
- greet, the skirl at the tail o' the guffaw, for twa days successfully&mdash;and
- now we maun ask that strange man, that's as grand and as grave as the Yerl
- himsell, to stand at the sideboard! and I canna gang into the kitchen to
- direct onything, for he's hovering there, making some pousowdie* for my
- Lord, for he doesna eat like ither folk neither&mdash;And how to sort the
- strange servant man at dinner time&mdash;I am sure, Mr. Blattergowl,
- a'thegither, it passes my judgment."
- </p>
- <p>
- * <i>Pousowdie,</i>&mdash;Miscellaneous mess.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Truly, Miss Griselda," replied the divine, "Monkbarns was inconsiderate.
- He should have taen a day to see the invitation, as they do wi' the
- titular's condescendence in the process of valuation and sale. But the
- great man could not have come on a sudden to ony house in this parish
- where he could have been better served with <i>vivers</i>&mdash;that I
- must say&mdash;and also that the steam from the kitchen is very gratifying
- to my nostrils;&mdash;and if ye have ony household affairs to attend to,
- Mrs. Griselda, never make a stranger of me&mdash;I can amuse mysell very
- weel with the larger copy of Erskine's Institutes."
- </p>
- <p>
- And taking down from the window-seat that amusing folio, (the Scottish
- Coke upon Littleton), he opened it, as if instinctively, at the tenth
- title of Book Second, "of Teinds or Tythes," and was presently deeply
- wrapped up in an abstruse discussion concerning the temporality of
- benefices.
- </p>
- <p>
- The entertainment, about which Miss Oldbuck expressed so much anxiety, was
- at length placed upon the table; and the Earl of Glenallan, for the first
- time since the date of his calamity, sat at a stranger's board, surrounded
- by strangers. He seemed to himself like a man in a dream, or one whose
- brain was not fully recovered from the effects of an intoxicating potion.
- Relieved, as he had that morning been, from the image of guilt which had
- so long haunted his imagination, he felt his sorrows as a lighter and more
- tolerable load, but was still unable to take any share in the conversation
- that passed around him. It was, indeed, of a cast very different from that
- which he had been accustomed to. The bluntness of Oldbuck, the tiresome
- apologetic harangues of his sister, the pedantry of the divine, and the
- vivacity of the young soldier, which savoured much more of the camp than
- of the court, were all new to a nobleman who had lived in a retired and
- melancholy state for so many years, that the manners of the world seemed
- to him equally strange and unpleasing. Miss M'Intyre alone, from the
- natural politeness and unpretending simplicity of her manners, appeared to
- belong to that class of society to which he had been accustomed in his
- earlier and better days.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nor did Lord Glenallan's deportment less surprise the company. Though a
- plain but excellent family-dinner was provided (for, as Mr. Blattergowl
- had justly said, it was impossible to surprise Miss Griselda when her
- larder was empty), and though the Antiquary boasted his best port, and
- assimilated it to the Falernian of Horace, Lord Glenallan was proof to the
- allurements of both. His servant placed before him a small mess of
- vegetables, that very dish, the cooking of which had alarmed Miss
- Griselda, arranged with the most minute and scrupulous neatness. He ate
- sparingly of these provisions; and a glass of pure water, sparkling from
- the fountain-head, completed his repast. Such, his servant said, had been
- his lordship's diet for very many years, unless upon the high festivals of
- the Church, or when company of the first rank were entertained at
- Glenallan House, when he relaxed a little in the austerity of his diet,
- and permitted himself a glass or two of wine. But at Monkbarns, no
- anchoret could have made a more simple and scanty meal.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary was a gentleman, as we have seen, in feeling, but blunt and
- careless in expression, from the habit of living with those before whom he
- had nothing to suppress. He attacked his noble guest without scruple on
- the severity of his regimen.
- </p>
- <p>
- "A few half-cold greens and potatoes&mdash;a glass of ice-cold water to
- wash them down&mdash;antiquity gives no warrant for it, my lord. This
- house used to be accounted a <i>hospitium,</i> a place of retreat for
- Christians; but your lordship's diet is that of a heathen Pythagorean, or
- Indian Bramin&mdash;nay, more severe than either, if you refuse these fine
- apples."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am a Catholic, you are aware," said Lord Glenallan, wishing to escape
- from the discussion, "and you know that our church"&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lays down many rules of mortification," proceeded the dauntless
- Antiquary; "but I never heard that they were quite so rigorously practised&mdash;Bear
- witness my predecessor, John of the Girnel, or the jolly Abbot, who gave
- his name to this apple, my lord."
- </p>
- <p>
- And as he pared the fruit, in spite of his sister's "O fie, Monkbarns!"
- and the prolonged cough of the minister, accompanied by a shake of his
- huge wig, the Antiquary proceeded to detail the intrigue which had given
- rise to the fame of the abbot's apple with more slyness and
- circumstantiality than was at all necessary. His jest (as may readily be
- conceived) missed fire, for this anecdote of conventual gallantry failed
- to produce the slightest smile on the visage of the Earl. Oldbuck then
- took up the subject of Ossian, Macpherson, and Mac-Cribb; but Lord
- Glenallan had never so much as heard of any of the three, so little
- conversant had he been with modern literature. The conversation was now in
- some danger of flagging, or of falling into the hands of Mr. Blattergowl,
- who had just pronounced the formidable word, "teind-free," when the
- subject of the French Revolution was started&mdash;a political event on
- which Lord Glenallan looked with all the prejudiced horror of a bigoted
- Catholic and zealous aristocrat. Oldbuck was far from carrying his
- detestation of its principles to such a length.
- </p>
- <p>
- "There were many men in the first Constituent Assembly," he said, "who
- held sound Whiggish doctrines, and were for settling the Constitution with
- a proper provision for the liberties of the people. And if a set of
- furious madmen were now in possession of the government, it was," he
- continued, "what often happened in great revolutions, where extreme
- measures are adopted in the fury of the moment, and the State resembles an
- agitated pendulum which swings from side to side for some time ere it can
- acquire its due and perpendicular station. Or it might be likened to a
- storm or hurricane, which, passing over a region, does great damage in its
- passage, yet sweeps away stagnant and unwholesome vapours, and repays, in
- future health and fertility, its immediate desolation and ravage."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Earl shook his head; but having neither spirit nor inclination for
- debate, he suffered the argument to pass uncontested.
- </p>
- <p>
- This discussion served to introduce the young soldier's experiences; and
- he spoke of the actions in which he, had been engaged, with modesty, and
- at the same time with an air of spirit and zeal which delighted the Earl,
- who had been bred up, like others of his house, in the opinion that the
- trade of arms was the first duty of man, and believed that to employ them
- against the French was a sort of holy warfare.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What would I give," said he apart to Oldbuck, as they rose to join the
- ladies in the drawing-room, "what would I give to have a son of such
- spirit as that young gentleman!&mdash;He wants something of address and
- manner, something of polish, which mixing in good society would soon give
- him; but with what zeal and animation he expresses himself&mdash;how fond
- of his profession&mdash;how loud in the praise of others&mdash;how modest
- when speaking of himself!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hector is much obliged to you, my lord," replied his uncle, gratified,
- yet not so much so as to suppress his consciousness of his own mental
- superiority over the young soldier; "I believe in my heart nobody ever
- spoke half so much good of him before, except perhaps the sergeant of his
- company, when was wheedling a Highland recruit to enlist with him. He is a
- good lad notwithstanding, although he be not quite the hero your lordship
- supposes him, and although my commendations rather attest the kindness
- than the vivacity of his character. In fact, his high spirit is a sort of
- constitutional vehemence, which attends him in everything he sets about,
- and is often very inconvenient to his friends. I saw him to-day engage in
- an animated contest with a <i>phoca,</i> or seal (<i>sealgh,</i> our
- people more properly call them, retaining the Gothic guttural <i>gh</i>),
- with as much vehemence as if he had fought against Dumourier&mdash;Marry,
- my lord, the <i>phoca</i> had the better, as the said Dumourier had of
- some other folks. And he'll talk with equal if not superior rapture of the
- good behaviour of a pointer bitch, as of the plan of a campaign."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He shall have full permission to sport over my grounds," said the Earl,
- "if he is so fond of that exercise."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You will bind him to you, my lord," said Monkbarns, "body and soul: give
- him leave to crack off his birding-piece at a poor covey of partridges or
- moor-fowl, and he's yours for ever&mdash;I will enchant him by the
- intelligence. But O, my lord, that you could have seen my phoenix Lovel!&mdash;the
- very prince and chieftain of the youth of this age; and not destitute of
- spirit neither&mdash;I promise you he gave my termagant kinsman a <i>quid
- pro quo</i>&mdash;a Rowland for his Oliver, as the vulgar say, alluding to
- the two celebrated Paladins of Charlemagne."
- </p>
- <p>
- After coffee, Lord Glenallan requested a private interview with the
- Antiquary, and was ushered to his library.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I must withdraw you from your own amiable family," he said, "to involve
- you in the perplexities of an unhappy man. You are acquainted with the
- world, from which I have long been banished; for Glenallan House has been
- to me rather a prison than a dwelling, although a prison which I had
- neither fortitude nor spirit to break from."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Let me first ask your lordship," said the Antiquary, "what are your own
- wishes and designs in this matter?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wish most especially," answered Lord Glenallan, "to declare my luckless
- marriage, and to vindicate the reputation of the unhappy Eveline&mdash;that
- is, if you see a possibility of doing so without making public the conduct
- of my mother."
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Suum cuique tribuito,</i>" said the Antiquary; "do right to everyone.
- The memory of that unhappy young lady has too long suffered, and I think
- it might be cleared without further impeaching that of your mother, than
- by letting it be understood in general that she greatly disapproved and
- bitterly opposed the match. All&mdash;forgive me, my lord&mdash;all who
- ever heard of the late Countess of Glenallan, will learn that without much
- surprise."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But you forget one horrible circumstance, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Earl, in
- an agitated voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am not aware of it," replied the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The fate of the infant&mdash;its disappearance with the confidential
- attendant of my mother, and the dreadful surmises which may be drawn from
- my conversation with Elspeth."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you would have my free opinion, my lord," answered Mr. Oldbuck, "and
- will not catch too rapidly at it as matter of hope, I would say that it is
- very possible the child yet lives. For thus much I ascertained, by my
- former inquiries concerning the event of that deplorable evening, that a
- child and woman were carried that night from the cottage at the
- Craigburnfoot in a carriage and four by your brother Edward Geraldin
- Neville, whose journey towards England with these companions I traced for
- several stages. I believed then it was a part of the family compact to
- carry a child whom you meant to stigmatize with illegitimacy, out of that
- country where chance might have raised protectors and proofs of its
- rights. But I now think that your brother, having reason, like yourself,
- to believe the child stained with shame yet more indelible, had
- nevertheless withdrawn it, partly from regard to the honour of his house,
- partly from the risk to which it might have been exposed in the
- neighbourhood of the Lady Glenallan."
- </p>
- <p>
- As he spoke, the Earl of Glenallan grew extremely pale, and had nearly
- fallen from his chair.&mdash;The alarmed Antiquary ran hither and thither
- looking for remedies; but his museum, though sufficiently well filled with
- a vast variety of useless matters, contained nothing that could be
- serviceable on the present or any other occasion. As he posted out of the
- room to borrow his sister's salts, he could not help giving a
- constitutional growl of chagrin and wonder at the various incidents which
- had converted his mansion, first into an hospital for a wounded duellist,
- and now into the sick chamber of a dying nobleman. "And yet," said he, "I
- have always kept aloof from the soldiery and the peerage. My <i>coenobitium</i>
- has only next to be made a lying-in hospital, and then, I trow, the
- transformation will be complete."
- </p>
- <p>
- When he returned with the remedy, Lord Glenallan was much better. The new
- and unexpected light which Mr. Oldbuck had thrown upon the melancholy
- history of his family had almost overpowered him. "You think, then, Mr.
- Oldbuck&mdash;for you are capable of thinking, which I am not&mdash;you
- think, then, that it is possible&mdash;that is, not impossible&mdash;my
- child may yet live?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think," said the Antiquary, "it is impossible that it could come to any
- violent harm through your brother's means. He was known to be a gay and
- dissipated man, but not cruel nor dishonourable; nor is it possible, that,
- if he had intended any foul play, he would have placed himself so forward
- in the charge of the infant, as I will prove to your lordship he did."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, Mr. Oldbuck opened a drawer of the cabinet of his ancestor
- Aldobrand, and produced a bundle of papers tied with a black ribband, and
- labelled,&mdash;Examinations, etc., taken by Jonathan Oldbuck, J. P., upon
- the 18th of February, 17&mdash;; a little under was written, in a small
- hand, <i>Eheu Evelina</i>! The tears dropped fast from the Earl's eyes, as
- he endeavoured, in vain, to unfasten the knot which secured these
- documents.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your lordship," said Mr. Oldbuck, "had better not read these at present.
- Agitated as you are, and having much business before you, you must not
- exhaust your strength. Your brother's succession is now, I presume, your
- own, and it will be easy for you to make inquiry among his servants and
- retainers, so as to hear where the child is, if, fortunately, it shall be
- still alive."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I dare hardly hope it," said the Earl, with a deep sigh. "Why should my
- brother have been silent to me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nay, my lord, why should he have communicated to your lordship the
- existence of a being whom you must have supposed the offspring of"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Most true&mdash;there is an obvious and a kind reason for his being
- silent. If anything, indeed, could have added to the horror of the ghastly
- dream that has poisoned my whole existence, it must have been the
- knowledge that such a child of misery existed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then," continued the Antiquary, "although it would be rash to conclude,
- at the distance of more than twenty years, that your son must needs be
- still alive because he was not destroyed in infancy, I own I think you
- should instantly set on foot inquiries."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It shall be done," replied Lord Glenallan, catching eagerly at the hope
- held out to him, the first he had nourished for many years;&mdash;"I will
- write to a faithful steward of my father, who acted in the same capacity
- under my brother Neville&mdash;But, Mr. Oldbuck, I am not my brother's
- heir."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed!&mdash;I am sorry for that, my lord&mdash;it is a noble estate,
- and the ruins of the old castle of Neville's-Burgh alone, which are the
- most superb relics of Anglo-Norman architecture in that part of the
- country, are a possession much to be coveted. I thought your father had no
- other son or near relative."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He had not, Mr. Oldbuck," replied Lord Glenallan; "but my brother adopted
- views in politics, and a form of religion, alien from those which had been
- always held by our house. Our tempers had long differed, nor did my
- unhappy mother always think him sufficiently observant to her. In short,
- there was a family quarrel, and my brother, whose property was at his own
- free disposal, availed himself of the power vested in him to choose a
- stranger for his heir. It is a matter which never struck me as being of
- the least consequence&mdash;for if worldly possessions could alleviate
- misery, I have enough and to spare. But now I shall regret it, if it
- throws any difficulty in the way of our inquiries&mdash;and I bethink me
- that it may; for in case of my having a lawful son of my body, and my
- brother dying without issue, my father's possessions stood entailed upon
- my son. It is not therefore likely that this heir, be he who he may, will
- afford us assistance in making a discovery which may turn out so much to
- his own prejudice."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And in all probability the steward your lordship mentions is also in his
- service," said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is most likely; and the man being a Protestant&mdash;how far it is
- safe to entrust him"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I should hope, my lord," said Oldbuck gravely, "that a Protestant may be
- as trustworthy as a Catholic. I am doubly interested in the Protestant
- faith, my lord. My ancestor, Aldobrand Oldenbuck, printed the celebrated
- Confession of Augsburg, as I can show by the original edition now in this
- house."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have not the least doubt of what you say, Mr. Oldbuck," replied the
- Earl, "nor do I speak out of bigotry or intolerance; but probably the
- Protestant steward will favour the Protestant heir rather than the
- Catholic&mdash;if, indeed, my son has been bred in his father's faith&mdash;or,
- alas! if indeed he yet lives."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We must look close into this," said Oldbuck, "before committing
- ourselves. I have a literary friend at York, with whom I have long
- corresponded on the subject of the Saxon horn that is preserved in the
- Minster there; we interchanged letters for six years, and have only as yet
- been able to settle the first line of the inscription. I will write
- forthwith to this gentleman, Dr. Dryasdust, and be particular in my
- inquiries concerning the character, etc., of your brother's heir, of the
- gentleman employed in his affairs, and what else may be likely to further
- your lordship's inquiries. In the meantime your lordship will collect the
- evidence of the marriage, which I hope can still be recovered?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Unquestionably," replied the Earl: "the witnesses, who were formerly
- withdrawn from your research, are still living. My tutor, who solemnized
- the marriage, was provided for by a living in France, and has lately
- returned to this country as an emigrant, a victim of his zeal for loyalty,
- legitimacy, and religion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That's one lucky consequence of the French, revolution, my lord&mdash;you
- must allow that, at least," said Oldbuck: "but no offence; I will act as
- warmly in your affairs as if I were of your own faith in politics and
- religion. And take my advice&mdash;If you want an affair of consequence
- properly managed, put it into the hands of an antiquary; for as they are
- eternally exercising their genius and research upon trifles, it is
- impossible they can be baffled in affairs of importance;&mdash;use makes
- perfect&mdash;and the corps that is most frequently drilled upon the
- parade, will be most prompt in its exercise upon the day of battle. And,
- talking upon that subject, I would willingly read to your lordship, in
- order to pass away the time betwixt and supper"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "I beg I may not interfere with family arrangements," said Lord Glenallan,
- "but I never taste anything after sunset."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor I either, my lord," answered his host, "notwithstanding it is said to
- have been the custom of the ancients. But then I dine differently from
- your lordship, and therefore am better enabled to dispense with those
- elaborate entertainments which my womankind (that is, my sister and niece,
- my lord) are apt to place on the table, for the display rather of their
- own house-wifery than the accommodation of our wants. However, a broiled
- bone, or a smoked haddock, or an oyster, or a slice of bacon of our own
- curing, with a toast and a tankard&mdash;or something or other of that
- sort, to close the orifice of the stomach before going to bed, does not
- fall under my restriction, nor, I hope, under your lordship's."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My no-supper is literal, Mr. Oldbuck; but I will attend you at your meal
- with pleasure."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, my lord," replied the Antiquary, "I will endeavour to entertain
- your ears at least, since I cannot banquet your palate. What I am about to
- read to your lordship relates to the upland glens."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lord Glenallan, though he would rather have recurred to the subject of his
- own uncertainties, was compelled to make a sign of rueful civility and
- acquiescence.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary, therefore, took out his portfolio of loose sheets, and
- after premising that the topographical details here laid down were
- designed to illustrate a slight essay upon castrametation, which had been
- read with indulgence at several societies of Antiquaries, he commenced as
- follows: "The subject, my lord, is the hill-fort of Quickens-bog, with the
- site of which your lordship is doubtless familiar&mdash;it is upon your
- store-farm of Mantanner, in the barony of Clochnaben."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think I have heard the names of these places," said the Earl, in answer
- to the Antiquary's appeal.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Heard the name? and the farm brings him six hundred a-year&mdash;O Lord!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Such was the scarce-subdued ejaculation of the Antiquary. But his
- hospitality got the better of his surprise, and he proceeded to read his
- essay with an audible voice, in great glee at having secured a patient,
- and, as he fondly hoped, an interested hearer.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Quickens-bog may at first seem to derive its name from the plant <i>Quicken,</i>
- by which, <i>Scottice,</i> we understand couch-grass, dog-grass, or the <i>Triticum
- repens</i> of Linnaeus, and the common English monosyllable <i>Bog,</i> by
- which we mean, in popular language, a marsh or morass&mdash;in Latin, <i>Palus.</i>
- But it may confound the rash adopters of the more obvious etymological
- derivations, to learn that the couch-grass or dog-grass, or, to speak
- scientifically, the <i>Triticum repens</i> of Linnaeus, does not grow
- within a quarter of a mile of this castrum or hill-fort, whose ramparts
- are uniformly clothed with short verdant turf; and that we must seek a bog
- or <i>palus</i> at a still greater distance, the nearest being that of
- Gird-the-mear, a full half-mile distant. The last syllable, <i>bog,</i> is
- obviously, therefore, a mere corruption of the Saxon <i>Burgh,</i> which
- we find in the various transmutations of <i>Burgh, Burrow, Brough, Bruff,
- Buff,</i> and <i>Boff,</i> which last approaches very near the sound in
- question&mdash;since, supposing the word to have been originally <i>borgh,</i>
- which is the genuine Saxon spelling, a slight change, such as modern
- organs too often make upon ancient sounds, will produce first <i>Bogh,</i>
- and then, <i>elisa H,</i> or compromising and sinking the guttural,
- agreeable to the common vernacular practice, you have either <i>Boff</i>
- or <i>Bog</i> as it happens. The word <i>Quickens</i> requires in like
- manner to be altered,&mdash;decomposed, as it were,&mdash;and reduced to
- its original and genuine sound, ere we can discern its real meaning. By
- the ordinary exchange of the <i>Qu</i> into <i>Wh,</i> familiar to the
- rudest tyro who has opened a book of old Scottish poetry, we gain either
- Whilkens, or Whichensborgh&mdash;put we may suppose, by way of question,
- as if those who imposed the name, struck with the extreme antiquity of the
- place, had expressed in it an interrogation, To whom did this fortress
- belong?'&mdash;Or, it might be <i>Whackens-burgh,</i> from the Saxon <i>Whacken,</i>
- to strike with the hand, as doubtless the skirmishes near a place of such
- apparent consequence must have legitimated such a derivation," etc. etc.
- etc.
- </p>
- <p>
- I will be more merciful to my readers than Oldbuck was to his guest; for,
- considering his opportunities of gaining patient attention from a person
- of such consequence as Lord Glenallan were not many, he used, or rather
- abused, the present to the uttermost.
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- CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.
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- Crabbed age and youth
- Cannot live together:&mdash;
- Youth is full of pleasance,
- Age is full of care;
- Youth like summer morn,
- Age like winter weather;
- Youth like summer brave,
- Age like winter bare.
- Shakspeare.
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- <p>
- In the morning of the following day, the Antiquary, who was something of a
- sluggard, was summoned from his bed a full hour earlier than his custom by
- Caxon. "What's the matter now?" he exclaimed, yawning and stretching forth
- his hand to the huge gold repeater, which, bedded upon his India silk
- handkerchief, was laid safe by his pillow&mdash;"what's the matter now,
- Caxon?&mdash;it can't be eight o'clock yet."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, sir,&mdash;but my lord's man sought me out, for he fancies me your
- honour's valley-de-sham,&mdash;and sae I am, there's nae doubt o't, baith
- your honour's and the minister's&mdash;at least ye hae nae other that I
- ken o'&mdash;and I gie a help to Sir Arthur too, but that's mair in the
- way o' my profession."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, well&mdash;never mind that," said the Antiquary&mdash;"happy is he
- that is his own valley-de-sham, as you call it&mdash;But why disturb my
- morning's rest?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, sir, the great man's been up since peep o' day, and he's steered the
- town to get awa an express to fetch his carriage, and it will be here
- briefly, and he wad like to see your honour afore he gaes awa."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gadso!" ejaculated Oldbuck, "these great men use one's house and time as
- if they were their own property. Well, it's once and away. Has Jenny come
- to her senses yet, Caxon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, sir, but just middling," replied the barber; "she's been in a
- swither about the jocolate this morning, and was like to hae toomed it a'
- out into the slap-bason, and drank it hersell in her ecstacies&mdash;but
- she's won ower wi't, wi' the help o' Miss M'Intyre."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then all my womankind are on foot and scrambling, and I must enjoy my
- quiet bed no longer, if I would have a well-regulated house&mdash;Lend me
- my gown. And what are the news at Fairport?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ou, sir, what can they be about but this grand news o' my lord," answered
- the old man, "that hasna been ower the door-stane, they threep to me, for
- this twenty years&mdash;this grand news of his coming to visit your
- honour?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha!" said Monkbarns; "and what do they say of that, Caxon?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "'Deed, sir, they hae various opinions. Thae fallows, that are the
- democraws, as they ca' them, that are again' the king and the law, and
- hairpowder and dressing o' gentlemen's wigs&mdash;a wheen blackguards&mdash;they
- say he's come doun to speak wi' your honour about bringing doun his hill
- lads and Highland tenantry to break up the meetings of the Friends o' the
- People;&mdash;and when I said your honour never meddled wi' the like o'
- sic things where there was like to be straiks and bloodshed, they said, if
- ye didna, your nevoy did, and that he was weel ken'd to be a kingsman that
- wad fight knee-deep, and that ye were the head and he was the hand, and
- that the Yerl was to bring out the men and the siller."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Come," said the Antiquary, laughing&mdash;"I am glad the war is to cost
- me nothing but counsel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na," said Caxon&mdash;"naebody thinks your honour wad either fight
- yoursell, or gie ony feck o' siller to ony side o' the question."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Umph! well, that's the opinion of the democraws, as you call them&mdash;What
- say the rest o' Fairport?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "In troth," said the candid reporter, "I canna say it's muckle better.
- Captain Coquet, of the volunteers&mdash;that's him that's to be the new
- collector,&mdash;and some of the other gentlemen of the Blue and a' Blue
- Club, are just saying it's no right to let popists, that hae sae mony
- French friends as the Yerl of Glenallan, gang through the country, and&mdash;but
- your honour will maybe be angry?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not I, Caxon," said Oldbuck; "fire away as if you were Captain Coquet's
- whole platoon&mdash;I can stand it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel then, they say, sir, that as ye didna encourage the petition about
- the peace, and wadna petition in favour of the new tax, and as you were
- again' bringing in the yeomanry at the meal mob, but just for settling the
- folk wi' the constables&mdash;they say ye're no a gude friend to
- government; and that thae sort o' meetings between sic a powerfu' man as
- the Yerl, and sic a wise man as you,&mdash;Od they think they suld be
- lookit after; and some say ye should baith be shankit aff till Edinburgh
- Castle."
- </p>
- <p>
- "On my word," said the Antiquary, "I am infinitely obliged to my
- neighbours for their good opinion of me! And so I, that have never
- interfered with their bickerings, but to recommend quiet and moderate
- measures, am given up on both sides as a man very likely to commit high
- treason, either against King or People?&mdash;Give me my coat, Caxon&mdash;give
- me my coat;&mdash;it's lucky I live not in their report. Have you heard
- anything of Taffril and his vessel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Caxon's countenance fell.&mdash;"Na, sir, and the winds hae been high, and
- this is a fearfu' coast to cruise on in thae eastern gales,&mdash;the
- headlands rin sae far out, that a veshel's embayed afore I could sharp a
- razor; and then there's nae harbour or city of refuge on our coast&mdash;a'
- craigs and breakers;&mdash;a veshel that rins ashore wi' us flees asunder
- like the powther when I shake the pluff&mdash;and it's as ill to gather
- ony o't again. I aye tell my daughter thae things when she grows wearied
- for a letter frae Lieutenant Taffril&mdash;It's aye an apology for him. Ye
- sudna blame him, says I, hinny, for ye little ken what may hae happened."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay, Caxon, thou art as good a comforter as a valet-de-chambre.&mdash;Give
- me a white stock, man,&mdash;dye think I can go down with a handkerchief
- about my neck when I have company?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear sir, the Captain says a three-nookit hankercher is the maist
- fashionable overlay, and that stocks belang to your honour and me that are
- auld warld folk. I beg pardon for mentioning us twa thegither, but it was
- what he said."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The Captain's a puppy, and you are a goose, Caxon."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's very like it may be sae," replied the acquiescent barber: "I am sure
- your honour kens best."
- </p>
- <p>
- Before breakfast, Lord Glenallan, who appeared in better spirits than he
- had evinced in the former evening, went particularly through the various
- circumstances of evidence which the exertions of Oldbuck had formerly
- collected; and pointing out the means which he possessed of completing the
- proof of his marriage, expressed his resolution instantly to go through
- the painful task of collecting and restoring the evidence concerning the
- birth of Eveline Neville, which Elspeth had stated to be in his mother's
- possession.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And yet, Mr. Oldbuck," he said, "I feel like a man who receives important
- tidings ere he is yet fully awake, and doubt whether they refer to actual
- life, or are not rather a continuation of his dream. This woman&mdash;this
- Elspeth,&mdash;she is in the extremity of age, and approaching in many
- respects to dotage. Have I not&mdash;it is a hideous question&mdash;have I
- not been hasty in the admission of her present evidence, against that
- which she formerly gave me to a very&mdash;very different purpose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Oldbuck paused a moment, and then answered with firmness&mdash;"No, my
- lord; I cannot think you have any reason to suspect the truth of what she
- has told you last, from no apparent impulse but the urgency of conscience.
- Her confession was voluntary, disinterested, distinct, consistent with
- itself, and with all the other known circumstances of the case. I would
- lose no time, however, in examining and arranging the other documents to
- which she has referred; and I also think her own statement should be taken
- down, if possible in a formal manner. We thought of setting about this
- together. But it will be a relief to your lordship, and moreover have a
- more impartial appearance, were I to attempt the investigation alone in
- the capacity of a magistrate. I will do this&mdash;at least I will attempt
- it, so soon as I shall see her in a favourable state of mind to undergo an
- examination."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lord Glenallan wrung the Antiquary's hand in token of grateful
- acquiescence. "I cannot express to you," he said, "Mr. Oldbuck, how much
- your countenance and cooperation in this dark and most melancholy business
- gives me relief and confidence. I cannot enough applaud myself for
- yielding to the sudden impulse which impelled me, as it were, to drag you
- into my confidence, and which arose from the experience I had formerly of
- your firmness in discharge of your duty as a magistrate, and as a friend
- to the memory of the unfortunate. Whatever the issue of these matters may
- prove,&mdash;and I would fain hope there is a dawn breaking on the
- fortunes of my house, though I shall not live to enjoy its light,&mdash;but
- whatsoever be the issue, you have laid my family and me under the most
- lasting obligation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "My lord," answered the Antiquary, "I must necessarily have the greatest
- respect for your lordship's family, which I am well aware is one of the
- most ancient in Scotland, being certainly derived from Aymer de Geraldin,
- who sat in parliament at Perth, in the reign of Alexander II., and who by
- the less vouched, yet plausible tradition of the country, is said to have
- been descended from the Marmor of Clochnaben. Yet, with all my veneration
- for your ancient descent, I must acknowledge that I find myself still more
- bound to give your lordship what assistance is in my limited power, from
- sincere sympathy with your sorrows, and detestation at the frauds which
- have so long been practised upon you.&mdash;But, my lord, the matin meal
- is, I see, now prepared&mdash;Permit me to show your lordship the way
- through the intricacies of my <i>cenobitium,</i> which is rather a
- combination of cells, jostled oddly together, and piled one upon the top
- of the other, than a regular house. I trust you will make yourself some
- amends for the spare diet of yesterday."
- </p>
- <p>
- But this was no part of Lord Glenallan's system. Having saluted the
- company with the grave and melancholy politeness which distinguished his
- manners, his servant placed before him a slice of toasted bread, with a
- glass of fair water, being the fare on which he usually broke his fast.
- While the morning's meal of the young soldier and the old Antiquary was
- despatched in much more substantial manner, the noise of wheels was heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your lordship's carriage, I believe," said Oldbuck, stepping to the
- window. "On my word, a handsome <i>quadriga,</i>&mdash;for such, according
- to the best <i>scholium,</i> was the <i>vox signata</i> of the Romans for
- a chariot which, like that of your lordship, was drawn by four horses."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I will venture to say," cried Hector, eagerly gazing from the window,
- "that four handsomer or better-matched bays never were put in harness&mdash;What
- fine forehands!&mdash;what capital chargers they would make!&mdash; Might
- I ask if they are of your lordship's own breeding?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I&mdash;I&mdash;rather believe so," said Lord Glenallan; "but I have been
- so negligent of my domestic matters, that I am ashamed to say I must apply
- to Calvert" (looking at the domestic).
- </p>
- <p>
- "They are of your lordship's own breeding," said Calvert, "got by Mad Tom
- out of Jemina and Yarico, your lordship's brood mares."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Are there more of the set?" said Lord Glenallan.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Two, my lord,&mdash;one rising four, the other five off this grass, both
- very handsome."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then let Dawkins bring them down to Monkbarns to-morrow," said the Earl&mdash;"I
- hope Captain M'Intyre will accept them, if they are at all fit for
- service."
- </p>
- <p>
- Captain M'Intyre's eyes sparkled, and he was profuse in grateful
- acknowledgments; while Oldbuck, on the other hand, seizing the Earl's
- sleeve, endeavoured to intercept a present which boded no good to his
- corn-chest and hay-loft.
- </p>
- <p>
- "My lord&mdash;my lord&mdash;much obliged&mdash;much obliged&mdash;But
- Hector is a pedestrian, and never mounts on horseback in battle&mdash;he
- is a Highland soldier, moreover, and his dress ill adapted for cavalry
- service. Even Macpherson never mounted his ancestors on horseback, though
- he has the impudence to talk of their being car-borne&mdash;and that, my
- lord, is what is running in Hector's head&mdash;it is the vehicular, not
- the equestrian exercise, which he envies&mdash;
- </p>
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- Sunt quos curriculo pulverem Olympicum
- Collegisse juvat.
-</pre>
- <p>
- His noddle is running on a curricle, which he has neither money to buy,
- nor skill to drive if he had it; and I assure your lordship, that the
- possession of two such quadrupeds would prove a greater scrape than any of
- his duels, whether with human foe or with my friend the <i>phoca.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You must command us all at present, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Earl politely;
- "but I trust you will not ultimately prevent my gratifying my young friend
- in some way that may afford him pleasure."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Anything useful, my lord," said Oldbuck, "but no <i>curriculum</i>&mdash;I
- protest he might as rationally propose to keep a <i>quadriga</i> at once&mdash;And
- now I think of it, what is that old post-chaise from Fairport come
- jingling here for?&mdash;I did not send for it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>I</i> did, sir," said Hector, rather sulkily, for he was not much
- gratified by his uncle's interference to prevent the Earl's intended
- generosity, nor particularly inclined to relish either the disparagement
- which he cast upon his skill as a charioteer, or the mortifying allusion
- to his bad success in the adventures of the duel and the seal.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You did, sir?" echoed the Antiquary, in answer to his concise
- information. "And pray, what may be your business with a post-chaise? Is
- this splendid equipage&mdash;this <i>biga,</i> as I may call it&mdash;to
- serve for an introduction to a <i>quadriga</i> or a <i>curriculum</i>?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Really, sir," replied the young soldier, "if it be necessary to give you
- such a specific explanation, I am going to Fairport on a little business."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Will you permit me to inquire into the nature of that business, Hector?"
- answered his uncle, who loved the exercise of a little brief authority
- over his relative. "I should suppose any regimental affairs might be
- transacted by your worthy deputy the sergeant&mdash;an honest gentleman,
- who is so good as to make Monkbarns his home since his arrival among us&mdash;I
- should, I say, suppose that he may transact any business of yours, without
- your spending a day's pay on two dog-horses, and such a combination of
- rotten wood, cracked glass, and leather&mdash;such a skeleton of a
- post-chaise, as that before the door."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is not regimental business, sir, that calls me; and, since you insist
- upon knowing, I must inform you Caxon has brought word this morning that
- old Ochiltree, the beggar, is to be brought up for examination to-day,
- previous to his being committed for trial; and I'm going to see that the
- poor old fellow gets fair play&mdash;that's all."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay?&mdash;I heard something of this, but could not think it serious. And
- pray, Captain Hector, who are so ready to be every man's second on all
- occasions of strife, civil or military, by land, by water, or on the
- sea-beach, what is your especial concern with old Edie Ochiltree?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He was a soldier in my father's company, sir," replied Hector; "and
- besides, when I was about to do a very foolish thing one day, he
- interfered to prevent me, and gave me almost as much good advice, sir, as
- you could have done yourself."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And with the same good effect, I dare be sworn for it&mdash;eh, Hector?&mdash;
- Come, confess it was thrown away."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed it was, sir; but I see no reason that my folly should make me less
- grateful for his intended kindness."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bravo, Hector! that's the most sensible thing I ever heard you say. But
- always tell me your plans without reserve,&mdash;why, I will go with you
- myself, man. I am sure the old fellow is not guilty, and I will assist him
- in such a scrape much more effectually than you can do. Besides, it will
- save thee half-a-guinea, my lad&mdash;a consideration which I heartily
- pray you to have more frequently before your eyes."
- </p>
- <p>
- Lord Glenallan's politeness had induced him to turn away and talk with the
- ladies, when the dispute between the uncle and nephew appeared to grow
- rather too animated to be fit for the ear of a stranger, but the Earl
- mingled again in the conversation when the placable tone of the Antiquary
- expressed amity. Having received a brief account of the mendicant, and of
- the accusation brought against him, which Oldbuck did not hesitate to
- ascribe to the malice of Dousterswivel, Lord Glenallan asked, whether the
- individual in question had not been a soldier formerly?&mdash;He was
- answered in the affirmative.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Had he not," continued his Lordship, "a coarse blue coat, or gown, with a
- badge?&mdash;was he not a tall, striking-looking old man, with grey beard
- and hair, who kept his body remarkably erect, and talked with an air of
- ease and independence, which formed a strong contrast to his profession?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "All this is an exact picture of the man," refumed Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, then," continued Lord Glenallan, "although I fear I can be of no use
- to him in his present condition, yet I owe him a debt of gratitude for
- being the first person who brought me some tidings of the utmost
- importance. I would willingly offer him a place of comfortable retirement,
- when he is extricated from his present situation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I fear, my lord," said Oldbuck, "he would have difficulty in reconciling
- his vagrant habits to the acceptance of your bounty, at least I know the
- experiment has been tried without effect. To beg from the public at large
- he considers as independence, in comparison to drawing his whole support
- from the bounty of an individual. He is so far a true philosopher, as to
- be a contemner of all ordinary rules of hours and times. When he is hungry
- he eats; when thirsty he drinks; when weary he sleeps; and with such
- indifference with respect to the means and appliances about which we make
- a fuss, that I suppose he was never ill dined or ill lodged in his life.
- Then he is, to a certain extent, the oracle of the district through which
- he travels&mdash;their genealogist, their newsman, their master of the
- revels, their doctor at a pinch, or their divine;&mdash;I promise you he
- has too many duties, and is too zealous in performing them, to be easily
- bribed to abandon his calling. But I should be truly sorry if they sent
- the poor light-hearted old man to lie for weeks in a jail. I am convinced
- the confinement would break his heart."
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus finished the conference. Lord Glenallan, having taken leave of the
- ladies, renewed his offer to Captain M'Intyre of the freedom of his manors
- for sporting, which was joyously accepted.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I can only add," he said, "that if your spirits are not liable to be
- damped by dull company, Glenallan House is at all times open to you. On
- two days of the week, Friday and Saturday, I keep my apartment, which will
- be rather a relief to you, as you will be left to enjoy the society of my
- almoner, Mr. Gladsmoor, who is a scholar and a man of the world."
- </p>
- <p>
- Hector, his heart exulting at the thoughts of ranging through the
- preserves of Glenallan House, and over the well-protected moors of
- Clochnaben&mdash;nay, joy of joys! the deer-forest of Strath-Bonnel&mdash;made
- many acknowledgements of the honour and gratitude he felt. Mr. Oldbuck was
- sensible of the Earl's attention to his nephew; Miss M'Intyre was pleased
- because her brother was gratified; and Miss Griselda Oldbuck looked
- forward with glee to the potting of whole bags of moorfowl and black-game,
- of which Mr. Blattergowl was a professed admirer. Thus,&mdash; which is
- always the case when a man of rank leaves a private family where he has
- studied to appear obliging,&mdash;all were ready to open in praise of the
- Earl as soon as he had taken his leave, and was wheeled off in his chariot
- by the four admired bays. But the panegyric was cut short, for Oldbuck and
- his nephew deposited themselves in the Fairport hack, which, with one
- horse trotting, and the other urged to a canter, creaked, jingled, and
- hobbled towards that celebrated seaport, in a manner that formed a strong
- contrast to the rapidity and smoothness with which Lord Glenallan's
- equipage had seemed to vanish from their eyes.
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- CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Yes! I love justice well&mdash;as well as you do&mdash;
- But since the good dame's blind, she shall excuse me
- If, time and reason fitting, I prove dumb;&mdash;
- The breath I utter now shall be no means
- To take away from me my breath in future.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- By dint of charity from the town's-people in aid of the load of provisions
- he had brought with him into durance, Edie Ochiltree had passed a day or
- two's confinement without much impatience, regretting his want of freedom
- the less, as the weather proved broken and rainy.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The prison," he said, "wasna sae dooms bad a place as it was ca'd. Ye had
- aye a good roof ower your head to fend aff the weather, and, if the
- windows werena glazed, it was the mair airy and pleasant for the summer
- season. And there were folk enow to crack wi', and he had bread eneugh to
- eat, and what need he fash himsell about the rest o't?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The courage of our philosophical mendicant began, however, to abate, when
- the sunbeams shone fair on the rusty bars of his grated dungeon, and a
- miserable linnet, whose cage some poor debtor had obtained permission to
- attach to the window, began to greet them with his whistle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye're in better spirits than I am," said Edie, addressing the bird, "for
- I can neither whistle nor sing for thinking o' the bonny burnsides and
- green shaws that I should hae been dandering beside in weather like this.
- But hae&mdash;there's some crumbs t'ye, an ye are sae merry; and troth ye
- hae some reason to sing an ye kent it, for your cage comes by nae faut o'
- your ain, and I may thank mysell that I am closed up in this weary place."
- </p>
- <p>
- Ochiltree's soliloquy was disturbed by a peace-officer, who came to summon
- him to attend the magistrate. So he set forth in awful procession between
- two poor creatures, neither of them so stout as he was himself, to be
- conducted into the presence of inquisitorial justice. The people, as the
- aged prisoner was led along by his decrepit guards, exclaimed to each
- other, "Eh! see sic a grey-haired man as that is, to have committed a
- highway robbery, wi' ae fit in the grave!"&mdash;And the children
- congratulated the officers, objects of their alternate dread and sport,
- Puggie Orrock and Jock Ormston, on having a prisoner as old as themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus marshalled forward, Edie was presented (by no means for the first
- time) before the worshipful Bailie Littlejohn, who, contrary to what his
- name expressed, was a tall portly magistrate, on whom corporation crusts
- had not been conferred in vain. He was a zealous loyalist of that zealous
- time, somewhat rigorous and peremptory in the execution of his duty, and a
- good deal inflated with the sense of his own power and importance;&mdash;otherwise
- an honest, well-meaning, and useful citizen.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bring him in! bring him in!" he exclaimed. "Upon my word these are awful
- and unnatural times! the very bedesmen and retainers of his Majesty are
- the first to break his laws. Here has been an old Blue-Gown committing
- robbery&mdash;I suppose the next will reward the royal charity which
- supplies him with his garb, pension, and begging license, by engaging in
- high-treason, or sedition at least&mdash;But bring him in."
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie made his obeisance, and then stood, as usual, firm and erect, with
- the side of his face turned a little upward, as if to catch every word
- which the magistrate might address to him. To the first general questions,
- which respected only his name and calling, the mendicant answered with
- readiness and accuracy; but when the magistrate, having caused his clerk
- to take down these particulars, began to inquire whereabout the mendicant
- was on the night when Dousterswivel met with his misfortune, Edie demurred
- to the motion. "Can ye tell me now, Bailie, you that understands the law,
- what gude will it do me to answer ony o' your questions?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Good?&mdash;no good certainly, my friend, except that giving a true
- account of yourself, if you are innocent, may entitle me to set you at
- liberty."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But it seems mair reasonable to me now, that you, Bailie, or anybody that
- has anything to say against me, should prove my guilt, and no to be
- bidding me prove my innocence."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I don't sit here," answered the magistrate, "to dispute points of law
- with you. I ask you, if you choose to answer my question, whether you were
- at Ringan Aikwood, the forester's, upon the day I have specified?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Really, sir, I dinna feel myself called on to remember," replied the
- cautious bedesman.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Or whether, in the course of that day or night," continued the
- magistrate, "you saw Steven, or Steenie, Mucklebackit?&mdash;you knew him,
- I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, brawlie did I ken Steenie, puir fallow," replied the prisoner;&mdash;"but
- I canna condeshend on ony particular time I have seen him lately."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Were you at the ruins of St. Ruth any time in the course of that
- evening?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bailie Littlejohn," said the mendicant, "if it be your honour's pleasure,
- we'll cut a lang tale short, and I'll just tell ye, I am no minded to
- answer ony o' thae questions&mdash;I'm ower auld a traveller to let my
- tongue bring me into trouble."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Write down," said the magistrate, "that he declines to answer all
- interrogatories, in respect that by telling the truth he might be brought
- to trouble."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na," said Ochiltree, "I'll no hae that set down as ony part o' my
- answer&mdash;but I just meant to say, that in a' my memory and practice, I
- never saw ony gude come o' answering idle questions."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Write down," said the Bailie, "that, being acquainted with judicial
- interrogatories by long practice, and having sustained injury by answering
- questions put to him on such occasions, the declarant refuses."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Na, na, Bailie," reiterated Edie, "ye are no to come in on me that gait
- neither."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dictate the answer yourself then, friend," said the magistrate, "and the
- clerk will take it down from your own mouth."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay," said Edie&mdash;"that's what I ca' fair play; I'se do that
- without loss o' time. Sae, neighbour, ye may just write down, that Edie
- Ochiltree, the declarant, stands up for the liberty&mdash;na, I maunna say
- that neither&mdash;I am nae liberty-boy&mdash;I hae fought again' them in
- the riots in Dublin&mdash;besides, I have ate the King's bread mony a day.
- Stay, let me see. Ay&mdash;write that Edie Ochiltree, the Blue-Gown,
- stands up for the prerogative&mdash;(see that ye spell that word right&mdash;it's
- a lang ane)&mdash;for the prerogative of the subjects of the land, and
- winna answer a single word that sall be asked at him this day, unless he
- sees a reason fort. Put down that, young man."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then, Edie," said the magistrate, "since you will give no information on
- the subject, I must send you back to prison till you shall be delivered in
- due course of law."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, sir, if it's Heaven's will and man's will, nae doubt I maun
- submit," replied the mendicant. "I hae nae great objection to the prison,
- only that a body canna win out o't; and if it wad please you as weel,
- Bailie, I wad gie you my word to appear afore the Lords at the Circuit, or
- in ony other coart ye like, on ony day ye are pleased to appoint."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I rather think, my good friend," answered Bailie Littlejohn, "your word
- might be a slender security where your neck may be in some danger. I am
- apt to think you would suffer the pledge to be forfeited. If you could
- give me sufficient security, indeed"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- At this moment the Antiquary and Captain M'Intyre entered the apartment.&mdash;"Good
- morning to you, gentlemen," said the magistrate; "you find me toiling in
- my usual vocation&mdash;looking after the iniquities of the people&mdash;labouring
- for the <i>respublica,</i> Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;serving the King our master,
- Captain M'Intyre,&mdash;for I suppose you know I have taken up the sword?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is one of the emblems of justice, doubtless," answered the Antiquary;&mdash;"but
- I should have thought the scales would have suited you better, Bailie,
- especially as you have them ready in the warehouse."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very good, Monkbarns&mdash;excellent! But I do not take the sword up as
- justice, but as a soldier&mdash;indeed I should rather say the musket and
- bayonet&mdash;there they stand at the elbow of my gouty chair, for I am
- scarce fit for drill yet&mdash;a slight touch of our old acquaintance <i>podagra;</i>
- I can keep my feet, however, while our sergeant puts me through the
- manual. I should like to know, Captain M'Intyre, if he follows the
- regulations correctly&mdash;he brings us but awkwardly to the <i>present.</i>"
- And he hobbled towards his weapon to illustrate his doubts and display his
- proficiency.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I rejoice we have such zealous defenders, Bailie," replied Mr. Oldbuck;
- "and I dare say Hector will gratify you by communicating his opinion on
- your progress in this new calling. Why, you rival the Hecate' of the
- ancients, my good sir&mdash;a merchant on the Mart, a magistrate in the
- Townhouse, a soldier on the Links&mdash;<i>quid non pro patria?</i> But my
- business is with the justice; so let commerce and war go slumber."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, my good sir," said the Bailie, "and what commands have you for me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, here's an old acquaintance of mine, called Edie Ochiltree, whom some
- of your myrmidons have mewed up in jail on account of an alleged assault
- on that fellow Dousterswivel, of whose accusation I do not believe one
- word."
- </p>
- <p>
- The magistrate here assumed a very grave countenance. "You ought to have
- been informed that he is accused of robbery, as well as assault&mdash;a
- very serious matter indeed; it is not often such criminals come under my
- cognizance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And," replied Oldbuck, "you are tenacious of the opportunity of making
- the very most of such as occur. But is this poor old man's case really so
- very bad?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is rather out of rule," said the Bailie&mdash;"but as you are in the
- commission, Monkbarns, I have no hesitation to show you Dousterswivel's
- declaration, and the rest of the precognition." And he put the papers into
- the Antiquary's hands, who assumed his spectacles, and sat down in a
- corner to peruse them.
- </p>
- <p>
- The officers, in the meantime, had directions to remove their prisoner
- into another apartment; but before they could do so, M'Intyre took an
- opportunity to greet old Edie, and to slip a guinea into his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord bless your honour!" said the old man; "it's a young soldier's gift,
- and it should surely thrive wi' an auld ane. I'se no refuse it, though
- it's beyond my rules; for if they steek me up here, my friends are like
- eneugh to forget me&mdash;out o'sight out o'mind, is a true proverb; and
- it wadna be creditable for me, that am the king's bedesman, and entitled
- to beg by word of mouth, to be fishing for bawbees out at the jail window
- wi' the fit o' a stocking, and a string." As he made this observation he
- was conducted out of the apartment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Dousterswivel's declaration contained an exaggerated account of the
- violence he had sustained, and also of his loss.
- </p>
- <p>
- "But what I should have liked to have asked him," said Monkbarns, "would
- have been his purpose in frequenting the ruins of St. Ruth, so lonely a
- place, at such an hour, and with such a companion as Edie Ochiltree. There
- is no road lies that way, and I do not conceive a mere passion for the
- picturesque would carry the German thither in such a night of storm and
- wind. Depend upon it, he has been about some roguery, and in all
- probability hath been caught in a trap of his own setting&mdash;<i>Nec lex
- justitior ulla.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- The magistrate allowed there was something mysterious in that
- circumstance, and apologized for not pressing Dousterswivel, as his
- declaration was voluntarily emitted. But for the support of the main
- charge, he showed the declaration of the Aikwoods concerning the state in
- which Dousterswivel was found, and establishing the important fact that
- the mendicant had left the barn in which he was quartered, and did not
- return to it again. Two people belonging to the Fairport undertaker, who
- had that night been employed in attending the funeral of Lady Glenallan,
- had also given declarations, that, being sent to pursue two suspicious
- persons who left the ruins of St. Ruth as the funeral approached, and who,
- it was supposed, might have been pillaging some of the ornaments prepared
- for the ceremony, they had lost and regained sight of them more than once,
- owing to the nature of the ground, which was unfavourable for riding, but
- had at length fairly lodged them both in Mucklebackit's cottage. And one
- of the men added, that "he, the declarant, having dismounted from his
- horse, and gone close up to the window of the hut, he saw the old
- Blue-Gown and young Steenie Mucklebackit, with others, eating and drinking
- in the inside, and also observed the said Steenie Mucklebackit show a
- pocket-book to the others;&mdash;and declarant has no doubt that Ochiltree
- and Steenie Mucklebackit were the persons whom he and his comrade had
- pursued, as above mentioned." And being interrogated why he did not enter
- the said cottage, declares, "he had no warrant so to do; and that as
- Mucklebackit and his family were understood to be rough-handed folk, he,
- the declarant, had no desire to meddle or make with their affairs, <i>Causa
- scientiae patet.</i> All which he declares to be truth," etc.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What do you say to that body of evidence against your friend?" said the
- magistrate, when he had observed the Antiquary had turned the last leaf.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, were it in the case of any other person, I own I should say it
- looked, <i>prima facie,</i> a little ugly; but I cannot allow anybody to
- be in the wrong for beating Dousterswivel&mdash;Had I been an hour
- younger, or had but one single flash of your warlike genius, Bailie, I
- should have done it myself long ago. He is <i>nebulo nebulonum,</i> an
- impudent, fraudulent, mendacious quack, that has cost me a hundred pounds
- by his roguery, and my neighbour Sir Arthur, God knows how much. And
- besides, Bailie, I do not hold him to be a sound friend to Government."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed?" said Bailie Littlejohn; "if I thought that, it would alter the
- question considerably."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Right&mdash;for, in beating him," observed Oldbuck, "the bedesman must
- have shown his gratitude to the king by thumping his enemy; and in robbing
- him, he would only have plundered an Egyptian, whose wealth it is lawful
- to spoil. Now, suppose this interview in the ruins of St. Ruth had
- relation to politics,&mdash;and this story of hidden treasure, and so
- forth, was a bribe from the other side of the water for some great man, or
- the funds destined to maintain a seditious club?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "My dear sir," said the magistrate, catching at the idea, "you hit my very
- thoughts! How fortunate should I be if I could become the humble means of
- sifting such a matter to the bottom!&mdash;Don't you think we had better
- call out the volunteers, and put them on duty?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not just yet, while <i>podagra</i> deprives them of an essential member
- of their body. But will you let me examine Ochiltree?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Certainly; but you'll make nothing of him. He gave me distinctly to
- understand he knew the danger of a judicial declaration on the part of an
- accused person, which, to say the truth, has hanged many an honester man
- than he is."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, but, Bailie," continued Oldbuck, "you have no objection to let me
- try him?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "None in the world, Monkbarns. I hear the sergeant below&mdash;I'll
- rehearse the manual in the meanwhile. Baby, carry my gun and bayonet down
- to the room below&mdash;it makes less noise there when we ground arms."
- And so exit the martial magistrate, with his maid behind him bearing his
- weapons.
- </p>
- <p>
- "A good squire that wench for a gouty champion," observed Oldbuck.&mdash;
- "Hector, my lad, hook on, hook on&mdash;Go with him, boy&mdash;keep him
- employed, man, for half-an-hour or so&mdash;butter him with some warlike
- terms&mdash;praise his dress and address."
- </p>
- <p>
- Captain M'Intyre, who, like many of his profession, looked down with
- infinite scorn on those citizen soldiers who had assumed arms without any
- professional title to bear them, rose with great reluctance, observing
- that he should not know what to say to Mr. Littlejohn; and that to see an
- old gouty shop-keeper attempting the exercise and duties of a private
- soldier, was really too ridiculous.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It may be so, Hector," said the Antiquary, who seldom agreed with any
- person in the immediate proposition which was laid down&mdash;"it may
- possibly be so in this and some other instances; but at present the
- country resembles the suitors in a small-debt court, where parties plead
- in person, for lack of cash to retain the professed heroes of the bar. I
- am sure in the one case we never regret the want of the acuteness and
- eloquence of the lawyers; and so, I hope, in the other, we may manage to
- make shift with our hearts and muskets, though we shall lack some of the
- discipline of you martinets."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have no objection, I am sure, sir, that the whole world should fight if
- they please, if they will but allow me to be quiet," said Hector, rising
- with dogged reluctance.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, you are a very quiet personage indeed," said his uncle, "whose
- ardour for quarrelling cannot pass so much as a poor <i>phoca</i> sleeping
- upon the beach!"
- </p>
- <p>
- But Hector, who saw which way the conversation was tending, and hated all
- allusions to the foil he had sustained from the fish, made his escape
- before the Antiquary concluded the sentence.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.
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- Well, well, at worst, 'tis neither theft nor coinage,
- Granting I knew all that you charge me with.
- What though the tomb hath borne a second birth,
- And given the wealth to one that knew not on't,
- Yet fair exchange was never robbery,
- Far less pure bounty&mdash;
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The Antiquary, in order to avail himself of the permission given him to
- question the accused party, chose rather to go to the apartment in which
- Ochiltree was detained, than to make the examination appear formal by
- bringing him again into the magistrate's office. He found the old man
- seated by a window which looked out on the sea; and as he gazed on that
- prospect, large tears found their way, as if unconsciously, to his eye,
- and from thence trickled down his cheeks and white beard. His features
- were, nevertheless, calm and composed, and his whole posture and mien
- indicated patience and resignation. Oldbuck had approached him without
- being observed, and roused him out of his musing by saying kindly, "I am
- sorry, Edie, to see you so much cast down about this matter."
- </p>
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- <p>
- The mendicant started, dried his eyes very hastily with the sleeve of his
- gown, and endeavouring to recover his usual tone of indifference and
- jocularity, answered, but with a voice more tremulous than usual, "I might
- weel hae judged, Monkbarns, it was you, or the like o' you, was coming in
- to disturb me&mdash;for it's ae great advantage o' prisons and courts o'
- justice, that ye may greet your een out an ye like, and nane o' the folk
- that's concerned about them will ever ask you what it's for."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Edie," replied Oldbuck, "I hope your present cause of distress is
- not so bad but it may be removed."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I had hoped, Monkbarns," answered the mendicant, in a tone of
- reproach, "that ye had ken'd me better than to think that this bit
- trifling trouble o' my ain wad bring tears into my auld een, that hae seen
- far different kind o' distress.&mdash;Na, na!&mdash;But here's been the
- puir lass, Caxon's daughter, seeking comfort, and has gotten unco little&mdash;
- there's been nae speerings o' Taffril's gunbrig since the last gale; and
- folk report on the key that a king's ship had struck on the Reef of
- Rattray, and a' hands lost&mdash;God forbid! for as sure as you live,
- Monkbarns, the puir lad Lovel, that ye liked sae weel, must have
- perished."
- </p>
- <p>
- "God forbid indeed!" echoed the Antiquary, turning pale&mdash;"I would
- rather Monkbarns House were on fire. My poor dear friend and coadjutor! I
- will down to the quay instantly."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'm sure yell learn naething mair than I hae tauld ye, sir," said
- Ochiltree, "for the officer-folk here were very civil (that is, for the
- like o' them), and lookit up ae their letters and authorities, and could
- throw nae light on't either ae way or another."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It can't be true! it shall not be true!" said the Antiquary, "And I won't
- believe it if it were!&mdash;Taffril's an excellent sea man, and Lovel (my
- poor Lovel!) has all the qualities of a safe and pleasant companion by
- land or by sea&mdash;one, Edie, whom, from the ingenuousness of his
- disposition, I would choose, did I ever go a sea-voyage (which I never do,
- unless across the ferry), <i>fragilem mecum solvere phaselum,</i> to be
- the companion of my risk, as one against whom the elements could nourish
- no vengeance. No, Edie, it is not, and cannot be true&mdash;it is a
- fiction of the idle jade Rumour, whom I wish hanged with her trumpet about
- her neck, that serves only with its screech-owl tones to fright honest
- folks out of their senses.&mdash;Let me know how you got into this scrape
- of your own."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Are ye axing me as a magistrate, Monkbarns, or is it just for your ain
- satisfaction!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "For my own satisfaction solely," replied the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Put up your pocket-book and your keelyvine pen then, for I downa speak
- out an ye hae writing materials in your hands&mdash;they're a scaur to
- unlearned folk like me&mdash;Od, ane o' the clerks in the neist room will
- clink down, in black and white, as muckle as wad hang a man, before ane
- kens what he's saying."
- </p>
- <p>
- Monkbarns complied with the old man's humour, and put up his
- memorandum-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie then went with great frankness through the part of the story already
- known to the reader, informing the Antiquary of the scene which he had
- witnessed between Dousterswivel and his patron in the ruins of St. Ruth,
- and frankly confessing that he could not resist the opportunity of
- decoying the adept once more to visit the tomb of Misticot, with the
- purpose of taking a comic revenge upon him for his quackery. He had easily
- persuaded Steenie, who was a bold thoughtless young fellow, to engage in
- the frolic along with him, and the jest had been inadvertently carried a
- great deal farther than was designed. Concerning the pocket-book, he
- explained that he had expressed his surprise and sorrow as soon as he
- found it had been inadvertently brought off: and that publicly, before all
- the inmates of the cottage, Steenie had undertaken to return it the next
- day, and had only been prevented by his untimely fate.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary pondered a moment, and then said, "Your account seems very
- probable, Edie, and I believe it from what I know of the parties. But I
- think it likely that you know a great deal more than you have thought it
- proper to tell me, about this matter of the treasure trove&mdash;I suspect
- you have acted the part of the Lar Familiaris in Plautus&mdash;a sort of
- Brownie, Edie, to speak to your comprehension, who watched over hidden
- treasures.&mdash;I do bethink me you were the first person we met when Sir
- Arthur made his successful attack upon Misticot's grave, and also that
- when the labourers began to flag, you, Edie, were again the first to leap
- into the trench, and to make the discovery of the treasure. Now you must
- explain all this to me, unless you would have me use you as ill as Euclio
- does Staphyla in the <i>Aulularia.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lordsake, sir," replied the mendicant, "what do I ken about your
- Howlowlaria?&mdash;it's mair like a dog's language than a man's."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You knew, however, of the box of treasure being there?" continued
- Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear sir," answered Edie, assuming a countenance of great simplicity,
- "what likelihood is there o'that? d'ye think sae puir an auld creature as
- me wad hae kend o' sic a like thing without getting some gude out o't?&mdash;and
- ye wot weel I sought nane and gat nane, like Michael Scott's man. What
- concern could I hae wi't?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "That's just what I want you to explain to me," said Oldbuck; "for I am
- positive you knew it was there."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your honour's a positive man, Monkbarns&mdash;and, for a positive man, I
- must needs allow ye're often in the right."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You allow, then, Edie, that my belief is well founded?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie nodded acquiescence.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then please to explain to me the whole affair from beginning to end,"
- said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "If it were a secret o' mine, Monkbarns," replied the beggar, "ye suldna
- ask twice; for I hae aye said ahint your back, that for a' the nonsense
- maggots that ye whiles take into your head, ye are the maist wise and
- discreet o' a' our country gentles. But I'se een be open-hearted wi' you,
- and tell you that this is a friend's secret, and that they suld draw me
- wi' wild horses, or saw me asunder, as they did the children of Ammon,
- sooner than I would speak a word mair about the matter, excepting this,
- that there was nae ill intended, but muckle gude, and that the purpose was
- to serve them that are worth twenty hundred o' me. But there's nae law, I
- trow, that makes it a sin to ken where ither folles siller is, if we didna
- pit hand til't oursell?"
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck walked once or twice up and down the room in profound thought,
- endeavouring to find some plausible reason for transactions of a nature so
- mysterious&mdash;but his ingenuity was totally at fault. He then placed
- himself before the prisoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- "This story of yours, friend Edie, is an absolute enigma, and would
- require a second OEdipus to solve it&mdash;who OEdipus was, I will tell
- you some other time if you remind me&mdash;However, whether it be owing to
- the wisdom or to the maggots with which you compliment me, I am strongly
- disposed to believe that you have spoken the truth, the rather that you
- have not made any of those obtestations of the superior powers, which I
- observe you and your comrades always make use of when you mean to deceive
- folks." (Here Edie could not suppress a smile.) "If, therefore, you will
- answer me one question, I will endeavour to procure your liberation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If ye'll let me hear the question," said Edie, with the caution of a
- canny Scotchman, "I'll tell you whether I'll answer it or no."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is simply," said the Antiquary, "Did Dousterswivel know anything about
- the concealment of the chest of bullion?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He, the ill-fa'ard loon!" answered Edie, with much frankness of manner&mdash;
- "there wad hae been little speerings o't had Dustansnivel ken'd it was
- there&mdash;it wad hae been butter in the black dog's hause."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I thought as much," said Oldbuck. "Well, Edie, if I procure your freedom,
- you must keep your day, and appear to clear me of the bail-bond, for these
- are not times for prudent men to incur forfeitures, unless you can point
- out another <i>Aulam auri plenam quadrilibrem</i>&mdash;another <i>Search,
- No. I.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah!" said the beggar, shaking his head, "I doubt the bird's flown that
- laid thae golden eggs&mdash;for I winna ca' her goose, though that's the
- gait it stands in the story-buick&mdash;But I'll keep my day, Monkbarns;
- ye'se no loss a penny by me&mdash;And troth I wad fain be out again, now
- the weather's fine&mdash;and then I hae the best chance o' hearing the
- first news o' my friends."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Edie, as the bouncing and thumping beneath has somewhat ceased, I
- presume Bailie Littlejohn has dismissed his military preceptor, and has
- retired from the labours of Mars to those of Themis&mdash;I will have some
- conversation with him&mdash;But I cannot and will not believe any of those
- wretched news you were telling me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "God send your honour may be right!" said the mendicant, as Oldbuck left
- the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary found the magistrate, exhausted with the fatigues of the
- drill, reposing in his gouty chair, humming the air, "How merrily we live
- that soldiers be!" and between each bar comforting himself with a spoonful
- of mock-turtle soup. He ordered a similar refreshment for Oldbuck, who
- declined it, observing, that, not being a military man, he did not feel
- inclined to break his habit of keeping regular hours for meals&mdash;"Soldiers
- like you, Bailie, must snatch their food as they find means and time. But
- I am sorry to hear ill news of young Taffril's brig."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah, poor fellow!" said the bailie, "he was a credit to the town&mdash;much
- distinguished on the first of June."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But," said Oldbuck, "I am shocked to hear you talk of him in the
- preterite tense."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth, I fear there may be too much reason for it, Monkbarns;&mdash;and
- yet let us hope the best. The accident is said to have happened in the
- Rattray reef of rocks, about twenty miles to the northward, near
- Dirtenalan Bay&mdash;I have sent to inquire about it&mdash;and your nephew
- run out himself as if he had been flying to get the Gazette of a victory."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Hector entered, exclaiming as he came in, "I believe it's all a
- damned lie&mdash;I can't find the least authority for it, but general
- rumour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And pray, Mr. Hector," said his uncle, "if it had been true, whose fault
- would it have been that Lovel was on board?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not mine, I am sure," answered Hector; "it would have been only my
- misfortune."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed!" said his uncle, "I should not have thought of that."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, sir, with all your inclination to find me in the wrong," replied the
- young soldier, "I suppose you will own my intention was not to blame in
- this case. I did my best to hit Lovel, and if I had been successful, 'tis
- clear my scrape would have been his, and his scrape would have been mine."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And whom or what do you intend to hit now, that you are lugging with you
- that leathern magazine there, marked Gunpowder?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I must be prepared for Lord Glenallan's moors on the twelfth, sir," said
- M'Intyre.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ah, Hector! thy great <i>chasse,</i> as the French call it, would take
- place best&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Omne cum Proteus pecus agitaret altos
- Visere montes&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- Could you meet but with a martial <i>phoca,</i> instead of an unwarlike
- heath-bird."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The devil take the seal, sir, or <i>phoca,</i> if you choose to call it
- so! It's rather hard one can never hear the end of a little piece of folly
- like that."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, well," said Oldbuck, "I am glad you have the grace to be ashamed of
- it&mdash;as I detest the whole race of Nimrods, I wish them all as well
- matched. Nay, never start off at a jest, man&mdash;I have done with the <i>phoca</i>&mdash;though,
- I dare say, the Bailie could tell us the value of seal-skins just now."
- </p>
- <p>
- "They are up," said the magistrate, "they are well up&mdash;the fishing
- has been unsuccessful lately."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We can bear witness to that," said the tormenting Antiquary, who was
- delighted with the hank this incident had given him over the young
- sportsman: One word more, Hector, and
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- We'll hang a seal-skin on thy recreant limbs.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Aha, my boy! Come, never mind it; I must go to business.&mdash;Bailie, a
- word with you: you must take bail&mdash;moderate bail, you understand&mdash;for
- old Ochiltree's appearance."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You don't consider what you ask," said the Bailie; "the offence is
- assault and robbery."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hush! not a word about it," said the Antiquary. "I gave you a hint before&mdash;I
- will possess you more fully hereafter&mdash;I promise you, there is a
- secret."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, Mr. Oldbuck, if the state is concerned, I, who do the whole drudgery
- business here, really have a title to be consulted, and until I am"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hush! hush!" said the Antiquary, winking and putting his finger to his
- nose,&mdash;"you shall have the full credit, the entire management,
- whenever matters are ripe. But this is an obstinate old fellow, who will
- not hear of two people being as yet let into his mystery, and he has not
- fully acquainted me with the clew to Dousterswivel's devices."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha! so we must tip that fellow the alien act, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "To say truth, I wish you would."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Say no more," said the magistrate; "it shall forthwith be done&mdash;he
- shall be removed <i>tanquam suspect</i>&mdash;I think that's one of your
- own phrases, Monkbarns?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is classical, Bailie&mdash;you improve."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, public business has of late pressed upon me so much, that I have
- been obliged to take my foreman into partnership. I have had two several
- correspondences with the Under Secretary of State&mdash;one on the
- proposed tax on Riga hemp-seed, and the other on putting down political
- societies. So you might as well communicate to me as much as you know of
- this old fellow's discovery of a plot against the state."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will, instantly, when I am master of it," replied Oldbuck&mdash;-"I
- hate the trouble of managing such matters myself. Remember, however, I did
- not say decidedly a plot against the state I only say I hope to discover,
- by this man's means, a foul plot."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If it be a plot at all, there must be treason in it, or sedition at
- least," said the Bailie&mdash;"Will you bail him for four hundred merks?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Four hundred merks for an old Blue-Gown! Think on the act 1701 regulating
- bail-bonds!&mdash;Strike off a cipher from the sum&mdash;I am content to
- bail him for forty merks."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldbuck, everybody in Fairport is always willing to oblige you&mdash;and
- besides, I know that you are a prudent man, and one that would be as
- unwilling to lose forty, as four hundred merks. So I will accept your
- bail, <i>meo periculo</i>&mdash;what say you to that law phrase again? I
- had it from a learned counsel. I will vouch it, my lord, he said, <i>meo
- periculo.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "And I will vouch for Edie Ochiltree, <i>meo periculo,</i> in like
- manner," said Oldbuck. "So let your clerk draw out the bail-bond, and I
- will sign it."
- </p>
- <p>
- When this ceremony had been performed, the Antiquary communicated to Edie
- the joyful tidings that he was once more at liberty, and directed him to
- make the best of his way to Monkbarns House, to which he himself returned
- with his nephew, after having perfected their good work.
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Full of wise saws and modern instances.
- As You Like It.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "I wish to Heaven, Hector," said the Antiquary, next morning after
- breakfast, "you would spare our nerves, and not be keeping snapping that
- arquebuss of yours."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, sir, I'm sure I'm sorry to disturb you," said his nephew, still
- handling his fowling-piece;&mdash;"but it's a capital gun&mdash;it's a Joe
- Manton, that cost forty guineas."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A fool and his money are soon parted, nephew&mdash;there is a Joe Miller
- for your Joe Manton," answered the Antiquary; "I am glad you have so many
- guineas to throw away."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Every one has their fancy, uncle,&mdash;you are fond of books."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, Hector," said the uncle, "and if my collection were yours, you would
- make it fly to the gunsmith, the horse-market, the dog-breaker,&mdash; <i>Coemptos
- undique nobiles libros&mdash;mutare loricis Iberis.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I could not use your books, my dear uncle," said the young soldier,
- "that's true; and you will do well to provide for their being in better
- hands. But don't let the faults of my head fall on my heart&mdash;I would
- not part with a Cordery that belonged to an old friend, to get a set of
- horses like Lord Glenallan's."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I don't think you would, lad&mdash;I don't think you would," said his
- softening relative. "I love to tease you a little sometimes; it keeps up
- the spirit of discipline and habit of subordination&mdash;You will pass
- your time happily here having me to command you, instead of Captain, or
- Colonel, or Knight in Arms,' as Milton has it; and instead of the French,"
- he continued, relapsing into his ironical humour, "you have the <i>Gens
- humida ponti</i>&mdash;for, as Virgil says,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Sternunt se somno diversae in littore phocae;
-</pre>
- <p>
- which might be rendered,
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Here phocae slumber on the beach,
- Within our Highland Hector's reach.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Nay, if you grow angry, I have done. Besides, I see old Edie in the
- court-yard, with whom I have business. Good-bye, Hector&mdash;Do you
- remember how she splashed into the sea like her master Proteus, <i>et se
- jactu dedit aequor in altum</i>?"
- </p>
- <p>
- M'Intyre,&mdash;waiting, however, till the door was shut,&mdash;then gave
- way to the natural impatience of his temper.
- </p>
- <p>
- "My uncle is the best man in the world, and in his way the kindest; but
- rather than hear any more about that cursed <i>phoca,</i> as he is pleased
- to call it, I would exchange for the West Indies, and never see his face
- again."
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss M'Intyre, gratefully attached to her uncle, and passionately fond of
- her brother, was, on such occasions, the usual envoy of reconciliation.
- She hastened to meet her uncle on his return, before he entered the
- parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, now, Miss Womankind, what is the meaning of that imploring
- countenance?&mdash;has Juno done any more mischief?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, uncle; but Juno's master is in such fear of your joking him about the
- seal&mdash;I assure you, he feels it much more than you would wish;&mdash;it's
- very silly of him, to be sure; but then you can turn everybody so sharply
- into ridicule"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, my dear," answered Oldbuck, propitiated by the compliment, "I will
- rein in my satire, and, if possible, speak no more of the <i>phoca</i>&mdash;I
- will not even speak of sealing a letter, but say <i>umph,</i> and give a
- nod to you when I want the wax-light&mdash;I am not <i>monitoribus asper,</i>
- but, Heaven knows, the most mild, quiet, and easy of human beings, whom
- sister, niece, and nephew, guide just as best pleases them."
- </p>
- <p>
- With this little panegyric on his own docility, Mr. Oldbuck entered the
- parlour, and proposed to his nephew a walk to the Mussel-crag. "I have
- some questions to ask of a woman at Mucklebackit's cottage," he observed,
- "and I would willingly have a sensible witness with me&mdash;so, for fault
- of a better, Hector, I must be contented with you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There is old Edie, sir, or Caxon&mdash;could not they do better than me?"
- answered M'Intyre, feeling somewhat alarmed at the prospect of a long <i>tete-a-tete</i>
- with his uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon my word, young man, you turn me over to pretty companions, and I am
- quite sensible of your politeness," replied Mr. Oldbuck. "No, sir, I
- intend the old Blue-Gown shall go with me&mdash;not as a competent
- witness, for he is, at present, as our friend Bailie Littlejohn says
- (blessings on his learning!) <i>tanquam suspectus,</i> and you are <i>suspicione
- major,</i> as our law has it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wish I were a major, sir," said Hector, catching only the last, and, to
- a soldier's ear, the most impressive word in the sentence,&mdash;"but,
- without money or interest, there is little chance of getting the step."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, well, most doughty son of Priam," said the Antiquary, "be ruled by
- your friends, and there's no saying what may happen&mdash;Come away with
- me, and you shall see what may be useful to you should you ever sit upon a
- court-martial, sir."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have been on many a regimental court-martial, sir," answered Captain
- M'Intyre. "But here's a new cane for you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Much obliged, much obliged."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I bought it from our drum-major," added M'Intyre, "who came into our
- regiment from the Bengal army when it came down the Red Sea. It was cut on
- the banks of the Indus, I assure you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Upon my word, 'tis a fine ratan, and well replaces that which the <i>ph</i>&mdash;
- Bah! what was I going to say?"
- </p>
- <p>
- The party, consisting of the Antiquary, his nephew, and the old beggar,
- now took the sands towards Mussel-crag&mdash;the former in the very
- highest mood of communicating information, and the others, under a sense
- of former obligation, and some hope for future favours, decently attentive
- to receive it. The uncle and nephew walked together, the mendicant about a
- step and a half behind, just near enough for his patron to speak to him by
- a slight inclination of his neck, and without the trouble of turning
- round. (Petrie, in his Essay on Good-breeding, dedicated to the
- magistrates of Edinburgh, recommends, upon his own experience, as tutor in
- a family of distinction, this attitude to all led captains, tutors,
- dependants, and bottle-holders of every description. ) Thus escorted, the
- Antiquary moved along full of his learning, like a lordly man of war, and
- every now and then yawing to starboard and larboard to discharge a
- broadside upon his followers.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And so it is your opinion," said he to the mendicant, "that this windfall&mdash;this
- <i>arca auri,</i> as Plautus has it, will not greatly avail Sir Arthur in
- his necessities?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Unless he could find ten times as much," said the beggar, "and that I am
- sair doubtful of;&mdash;I heard Puggie Orrock, and the tother thief of a
- sheriff-officer, or messenger, speaking about it&mdash;and things are ill
- aff when the like o' them can speak crousely about ony gentleman's
- affairs. I doubt Sir Arthur will be in stane wa's for debt, unless there's
- swift help and certain."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You speak like a fool," said the Antiquary.&mdash;"Nephew, it is a
- remarkable thing, that in this happy country no man can be legally
- imprisoned for debt."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, sir?" said M'Intyre; "I never knew that before&mdash;that part of
- our law would suit some of our mess well."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And if they arena confined for debt," said Ochiltree, "what is't that
- tempts sae mony puir creatures to bide in the tolbooth o' Fairport yonder?&mdash;they
- a' say they were put there by their creditors&mdash;Od! they maun like it
- better than I do, if they're there o' free will."
- </p>
- <p>
- "A very natural observation, Edie, and many of your betters would make the
- same; but it is founded entirely upon ignorance of the feudal system.
- Hector, be so good as to attend, unless you are looking out for another&mdash;
- Ahem!" (Hector compelled himself to give attention at this hint. ) "And
- you, Edie, it may be useful to you <i>reram cognoscere causas.</i> The
- nature and origin of warrant for caption is a thing <i>haud alienum a
- Scaevolae studiis.</i>&mdash;You must know then, once more, that nobody
- can be arrested in Scotland for debt."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I haena muckle concern wi' that, Monkbarns," said the old man, "for
- naebody wad trust a bodle to a gaberlunzie."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I pr'ythee, peace, man&mdash;As a compulsitor, therefore, of payment,
- that being a thing to which no debtor is naturally inclined, as I have too
- much reason to warrant from the experience I have had with my own,&mdash;we
- had first the letters of four forms, a sort of gentle invitation, by which
- our sovereign lord the king, interesting himself, as a monarch should, in
- the regulation of his subjects' private affairs, at first by mild
- exhortation, and afterwards by letters of more strict enjoinment and more
- hard compulsion&mdash;What do you see extraordinary about that bird,
- Hector?&mdash;it's but a seamaw."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's a pictarnie, sir," said Edie.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, what an if it were&mdash;what does that signify at present?&mdash;But
- I see you're impatient; so I will waive the letters of four forms, and
- come to the modern process of diligence.&mdash;You suppose, now, a man's
- committed to prison because he cannot pay his debt? Quite otherwise: the
- truth is, the king is so good as to interfere at the request of the
- creditor, and to send the debtor his royal command to do him justice
- within a certain time&mdash;fifteen days, or six, as the case may be.
- Well, the man resists and disobeys: what follows? Why, that he be lawfully
- and rightfully declared a rebel to our gracious sovereign, whose command
- he has disobeyed, and that by three blasts of a horn at the market-place
- of Edinburgh, the metropolis of Scotland. And he is then legally
- imprisoned, not on account of any civil debt, but because of his
- ungrateful contempt of the royal mandate. What say you to that, Hector?&mdash;there's
- something you never knew before."*
- </p>
- <p>
- * The doctrine of Monkbarns on the origin of imprisonment for civil debt
- in Scotland, may appear somewhat whimsical, but was referred to, and
- admitted to be correct, by the Bench of the Supreme Scottish Court, on 5th
- December 1828, in the case of Thom <i>v.</i> Black. In fact, the Scottish
- law is in this particular more jealous of the personal liberty of the
- subject than any other code in Europe.
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, uncle; but, I own, if I wanted money to pay my debts, I would rather
- thank the king to send me some, than to declare me a rebel for not doing
- what I could not do."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your education has not led you to consider these things," replied his
- uncle; "you are incapable of estimating the elegance of the legal fiction,
- and the manner in which it reconciles that duress, which, for the
- protection of commerce, it has been found necessary to extend towards
- refractory debtors, with the most scrupulous attention to the liberty of
- the subject."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I don't know, sir," answered the unenlightened Hector; "but if a man must
- pay his debt or go to jail, it signifies but little whether he goes as a
- debtor or a rebel, I should think. But you say this command of the king's
- gives a license of so many days&mdash;Now, egad, were I in the scrape, I
- would beat a march and leave the king and the creditor to settle it among
- themselves before they came to extremities."
- </p>
- <p>
- "So wad I," said Edie; "I wad gie them leg-bail to a certainty."
- </p>
- <p>
- "True," replied Monkbarns; "but those whom the law suspects of being
- unwilling to abide her formal visit, she proceeds with by means of a
- shorter and more unceremonious call, as dealing with persons on whom
- patience and favour would be utterly thrown away."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay," said Ochiltree, "that will be what they ca' the fugie-warrants&mdash;I
- hae some skeel in them. There's Border-warrants too in the south country,
- unco rash uncanny things;&mdash;I was taen up on ane at Saint James's
- Fair, and keepit in the auld kirk at Kelso the haill day and night; and a
- cauld goustie place it was, I'se assure ye.&mdash;But whatna wife's this,
- wi' her creel on her back? It's puir Maggie hersell, I'm thinking."
- </p>
- <p>
- It was so. The poor woman's sense of her loss, if not diminished, was
- become at least mitigated by the inevitable necessity of attending to the
- means of supporting her family; and her salutation to Oldbuck was made in
- an odd mixture between the usual language of solicitation with which she
- plied her customers, and the tone of lamentation for her recent calamity.
- </p>
- <p>
- "How's a' wi' ye the day, Monkbarns? I havena had the grace yet to come
- down to thank your honour for the credit ye did puir Steenie, wi' laying
- his head in a rath grave, puir fallow. "&mdash;Here she whimpered and
- wiped her eyes with the corner of her blue apron&mdash;"But the fishing
- comes on no that ill, though the gudeman hasna had the heart to gang to
- sea himsell&mdash; Atweel I would fain tell him it wad do him gude to put
- hand to wark&mdash;but I'm maist fear'd to speak to him&mdash;and it's an
- unco thing to hear ane o' us speak that gate o' a man&mdash;However, I hae
- some dainty caller haddies, and they sall be but three shillings the
- dozen, for I hae nae pith to drive a bargain ennow, and maun just tak what
- ony Christian body will gie, wi' few words and nae flyting."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What shall we do, Hector?" said Oldbuck, pausing: "I got into disgrace
- with my womankind for making a bad bargain with her before. These maritime
- animals, Hector, are unlucky to our family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pooh, sir, what would you do?&mdash;give poor Maggie what she asks, or
- allow me to send a dish of fish up to Monkbarns."
- </p>
- <p>
- And he held out the money to her; but Maggie drew back her hand. "Na, na,
- Captain; ye're ower young and ower free o' your siller&mdash;ye should
- never tak a fish-wife's first bode; and troth I think maybe a flyte wi'
- the auld housekeeper at Monkbarns, or Miss Grizel, would do me some gude&mdash;And
- I want to see what that hellicate quean Jenny Ritherout's doing&mdash;folk
- said she wasna weel&mdash;She'll be vexing hersell about Steenie, the
- silly tawpie, as if he wad ever hae lookit ower his shouther at the like
- o'her!&mdash;Weel, Monkbarns, they're braw caller haddies, and they'll bid
- me unco little indeed at the house if ye want crappit-heads the day."
- </p>
- <p>
- And so on she paced with her burden,&mdash;grief, gratitude for the
- sympathy of her betters, and the habitual love of traffic and of gain,
- chasing each other through her thoughts.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And now that we are before the door of their hut," said Ochiltree, "I wad
- fain ken, Monkbarns, what has gar'd ye plague yoursell wi' me a' this
- length? I tell ye sincerely I hae nae pleasure in ganging in there. I
- downa bide to think how the young hae fa'en on a' sides o' me, and left me
- an useless auld stump wi' hardly a green leaf on't."
- </p>
- <p>
- "This old woman," said Oldbuck, "sent you on a message to the Earl of
- Glenallan, did she not?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay!" said the surprised mendicant; "how ken ye that sae weel?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord Glenallan told me himself," answered the Antiquary; "so there is no
- delation&mdash;no breach of trust on your part; and as he wishes me to
- take her evidence down on some important family matters, I chose to bring
- you with me, because in her situation, hovering between dotage and
- consciousness, it is possible that your voice and appearance may awaken
- trains of recollection which I should otherwise have no means of exciting.
- The human mind&mdash;what are you about, Hector?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I was only whistling for the dog, sir," replied the Captain "she always
- roves too wide&mdash;I knew I should be troublesome to you."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not at all, not at all," said Oldbuck, resuming the subject of his
- disquisition&mdash;"the human mind is to be treated like a skein of
- ravelled silk, where you must cautiously secure one free end before you
- can make any progress in disentangling it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I ken naething about that," said the gaberlunzie; "but an my auld
- acquaintance be hersell, or anything like hersell, she may come to wind us
- a pirn. It's fearsome baith to see and hear her when she wampishes about
- her arms, and gets to her English, and speaks as if she were a prent book,
- let a-be an auld fisher's wife. But, indeed, she had a grand education,
- and was muckle taen out afore she married an unco bit beneath hersell.
- She's aulder than me by half a score years&mdash;but I mind weel eneugh
- they made as muckle wark about her making a half-merk marriage wi' Simon
- Mucklebackit, this Saunders's father, as if she had been ane o' the
- gentry. But she got into favour again, and then she lost it again, as I
- hae heard her son say, when he was a muckle chield; and then they got
- muckle siller, and left the Countess's land, and settled here. But things
- never throve wi' them. Howsomever, she's a weel-educate woman, and an she
- win to her English, as I hae heard her do at an orra time, she may come to
- fickle us a'."
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER NINETEENTH
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Life ebbs from such old age, unmarked and silent,
- As the slow neap-tide leaves yon stranded galley.&mdash;
- Late she rocked merrily at the least impulse
- That wind or wave could give; but now her keel
- Is settling on the sand, her mast has ta'en
- An angle with the sky, from which it shifts not.
- Each wave receding shakes her less and less,
- Till, bedded on the strand, she shall remain
- Useless as motionless.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- As the Antiquary lifted the latch of the hut, he was surprised to hear the
- shrill tremulous voice of Elspeth chanting forth an old ballad in a wild
- and doleful recitative.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "The herring loves the merry moonlight,
- The mackerel loves the wind,
- But the oyster loves the dredging sang,
- For they come of a gentle kind."
-</pre>
- <p>
- A diligent collector of these legendary scraps of ancient poetry, his foot
- refused to cross the threshold when his ear was thus arrested, and his
- hand instinctively took pencil and memorandum-book. From time to time the
- old woman spoke as if to the children&mdash;"Oh ay, hinnies, whisht!
- whisht! and I'll begin a bonnier ane than that&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "Now haud your tongue, baith wife and carle,
- And listen, great and sma',
- And I will sing of Glenallan's Earl
- That fought on the red Harlaw.
-
- "The cronach's cried on Bennachie,
- And doun the Don and a',
- And hieland and lawland may mournfu' be
- For the sair field of Harlaw.&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- I dinna mind the neist verse weel&mdash;my memory's failed, and theres
- unco thoughts come ower me&mdash;God keep us frae temptation!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Here her voice sunk in indistinct muttering.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's a historical ballad," said Oldbuck, eagerly, "a genuine and
- undoubted fragment of minstrelsy! Percy would admire its simplicity&mdash;
- Ritson could not impugn its authenticity."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, but it's a sad thing," said Ochiltree, "to see human nature sae far
- owertaen as to be skirling at auld sangs on the back of a loss like hers."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hush! hush!" said the Antiquary&mdash;"she has gotten the thread of the
- story again. "&mdash;And as he spoke, she sung&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "They saddled a hundred milk-white steeds,
- They hae bridled a hundred black,
- With a chafron of steel on each horse's head,
- And a good knight upon his back. "&mdash;
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Chafron!" exclaimed the Antiquary,&mdash;"equivalent, perhaps, to <i>cheveron;</i>&mdash;the
- word's worth a dollar,"&mdash;and down it went in his red book.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "They hadna ridden a mile, a mile,
- A mile, but barely ten,
- When Donald came branking down the brae
- Wi' twenty thousand men.
-
- "Their tartans they were waving wide,
- Their glaives were glancing clear,
- Their pibrochs rung frae side to side,
- Would deafen ye to hear.
-
- "The great Earl in his stirrups stood
- That Highland host to see:
- Now here a knight that's stout and good
- May prove a jeopardie:
-
- "What wouldst thou do, my squire so gay,
- That rides beside my reyne,
- Were ye Glenallan's Earl the day,
- And I were Roland Cheyne?
-
- "To turn the rein were sin and shame,
- To fight were wondrous peril,
- What would ye do now, Roland Cheyne,
- Were ye Glenallan's Earl?'
-</pre>
- <p>
- Ye maun ken, hinnies, that this Roland Cheyne, for as poor and auld as I
- sit in the chimney-neuk, was my forbear, and an awfu' man he was that
- dayin the fight, but specially after the Earl had fa'en, for he blamed
- himsell for the counsel he gave, to fight before Mar came up wi' Mearns,
- and Aberdeen, and Angus."
- </p>
- <p>
- Her voice rose and became more animated as she recited the warlike counsel
- of her ancestor&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "Were I Glenallan's Earl this tide,
- And ye were Roland Cheyne,
- The spur should be in my horse's side,
- And the bridle upon his mane.
-
- "If they hae twenty thousand blades,
- And we twice ten times ten,
- Yet they hae but their tartan plaids,
- And we are mail-clad men.
-
- "My horse shall ride through ranks sae rude,
- As through the moorland fern,
- Then neer let the gentle Norman blude
- Grow cauld for Highland kerne.'"
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Do you hear that, nephew?" said Oldbuck;&mdash;"you observe your Gaelic
- ancestors were not held in high repute formerly by the Lowland warriors."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hear," said Hector, "a silly old woman sing a silly old song. I am
- surprised, sir, that you, who will not listen to Ossian's songs of Selma,
- can be pleased with such trash. I vow, I have not seen or heard a worse
- halfpenny ballad; I don't believe you could match it in any pedlar's pack
- in the country. I should be ashamed to think that the honour of the
- Highlands could be affected by such doggrel. "&mdash;And, tossing up his
- head, he snuffed the air indignantly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Apparently the old woman heard the sound of their voices; for, ceasing her
- song, she called out, "Come in, sirs, come in&mdash;good-will never halted
- at the door-stane."
- </p>
- <p>
- They entered, and found to their surprise Elspeth alone, sitting "ghastly
- on the hearth," like the personification of Old Age in the Hunter's song
- of the Owl,* "wrinkled, tattered, vile, dim-eyed, discoloured, torpid."
- </p>
- <p>
- * See Mrs. Grant on the Highland Superstitions, vol. ii. p. 260, for this
- fine translation from the Gaelic.
- </p>
- <p>
- "They're a' out," she said, as they entered; "but an ye will sit a blink,
- somebody will be in. If ye hae business wi' my gude-daughter, or my son,
- they'll be in belyve,&mdash;I never speak on business mysell. Bairns, gie
- them seats&mdash;the bairns are a' gane out, I trow,"&mdash;looking around
- her;&mdash;"I was crooning to keep them quiet a wee while since; but they
- hae cruppen out some gate. Sit down, sirs, they'll be in belyve;" and she
- dismissed her spindle from her hand to twirl upon the floor, and soon
- seemed exclusively occupied in regulating its motion, as unconscious of
- the presence of the strangers as she appeared indifferent to their rank or
- business there.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I wish," said Oldbuck, "she would resume that canticle, or legendary
- fragment. I always suspected there was a skirmish of cavalry before the
- main battle of the Harlaw."*
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note H. Battle of Harlaw.
- </p>
- <p>
- "If your honour pleases," said Edie, "had ye not better proceed to the
- business that brought us a' here? I'se engage to get ye the sang ony
- time."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I believe you are right, Edie&mdash;<i>Do manus</i>&mdash;I submit. But
- how shall we manage? She sits there the very image of dotage. Speak to
- her, Edie&mdash;try if you can make her recollect having sent you to
- Glenallan House."
- </p>
- <p>
- Edie rose accordingly, and, crossing the floor, placed himself in the same
- position which he had occupied during his former conversation with her.
- "I'm fain to see ye looking sae weel, cummer; the mair, that the black ox
- has tramped on ye since I was aneath your roof-tree."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay," said Elspeth; but rather from a general idea of misfortune, than any
- exact recollection of what had happened,&mdash;"there has been distress
- amang us of late&mdash;I wonder how younger folk bide it&mdash;I bide it
- ill. I canna hear the wind whistle, and the sea roar, but I think I see
- the coble whombled keel up, and some o' them struggling in the waves!&mdash;Eh,
- sirs; sic weary dreams as folk hae between sleeping and waking, before
- they win to the lang sleep and the sound! I could amaist think whiles my
- son, or else Steenie, my oe, was dead, and that I had seen the burial.
- Isna that a queer dream for a daft auld carline? What for should ony o'
- them dee before me?&mdash;it's out o' the course o' nature, ye ken."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I think you'll make very little of this stupid old woman," said Hector,&mdash;who
- still nourished, perhaps, some feelings of the dislike excited by the
- disparaging mention of his countrymen in her lay&mdash;"I think you'll
- make but little of her, sir; and it's wasting our time to sit here and
- listen to her dotage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hector," said the Antiquary, indignantly, "if you do not respect her
- misfortunes, respect at least her old age and grey hairs: this is the last
- stage of existence, so finely treated by the Latin poet&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- &mdash;Omni
- Membrorum damno major dementia, quae nec
- Nomina, servorum, nec vultus agnoscit amici,
- Cum queis preterita coenavit nocte, nec illos
- Quos genuit, quos eduxit."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "That's Latin!" said Elspeth, rousing herself as if she attended to the
- lines, which the Antiquary recited with great pomp of diction&mdash;"that's
- Latin!" and she cast a wild glance around her&mdash;"Has there a priest
- fund me out at last?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You see, nephew, her comprehension is almost equal to your own of that
- fine passage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hope you think, sir, that I knew it to be Latin as well as she did?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, as to that&mdash;But stay, she is about to speak."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will have no priest&mdash;none," said the beldam, with impotent
- vehemence; "as I have lived I will die&mdash;none shall say that I
- betrayed my mistress, though it were to save my soul!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "That bespoke a foul conscience," said the mendicant;&mdash;"I wuss she
- wad mak a clean breast, an it were but for her sake;" and he again
- assailed her.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, gudewife, I did your errand to the Yerl."
- </p>
- <p>
- "To what Earl? I ken nae Earl;&mdash;I ken'd a Countess ance&mdash;I wish
- to Heaven I had never ken'd her! for by that acquaintance, neighbour,
- their cam,"&mdash; and she counted her withered fingers as she spoke
- "first Pride, then Malice, then Revenge, then False Witness; and Murder
- tirl'd at the door-pin, if he camna ben. And werena thae pleasant guests,
- think ye, to take up their quarters in ae woman's heart? I trow there was
- routh o' company."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But, cummer," continued the beggar, "it wasna the Countess of Glenallan I
- meant, but her son, him that was Lord Geraldin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I mind it now," she said; "I saw him no that langsyne, and we had a heavy
- speech thegither. Eh, sirs! the comely young lord is turned as auld and
- frail as I am: it's muckle that sorrow and heartbreak, and crossing of
- true love, will do wi' young blood. But suldna his mither hae lookit to
- that hersell?&mdash;we were but to do her bidding, ye ken. I am sure
- there's naebody can blame me&mdash;he wasna my son, and she was my
- mistress. Ye ken how the rhyme says&mdash;I hae maist forgotten how to
- sing, or else the tune's left my auld head&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- "He turn'd him right and round again,
- Said, Scorn na at my mither;
- Light loves I may get mony a ane,
- But minnie neer anither.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Then he was but of the half blude, ye ken, and her's was the right
- Glenallan after a'. Na, na, I maun never maen doing and suffering for the
- Countess Joscelin&mdash;never will I maen for that."
- </p>
- <p>
- Then drawing her flax from the distaff, with the dogged air of one who is
- resolved to confess nothing, she resumed her interrupted occupation.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hae heard," said the mendicant, taking his cue from what Oldbuck had
- told him of the family history&mdash;"I hae heard, cummer, that some ill
- tongue suld hae come between the Earl, that's Lord Geraldin, and his young
- bride."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ill tongue?" she said in hasty alarm; "and what had she to fear frae an
- ill tongue?&mdash;she was gude and fair eneugh&mdash;at least a' body said
- sae. But had she keepit her ain tongue aff ither folk, she might hae been
- living like a leddy for a' that's come and gane yet."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But I hae heard say, gudewife," continued Ochiltree, "there was a clatter
- in the country, that her husband and her were ower sibb when they
- married."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Wha durst speak o' that?" said the old woman hastily; "wha durst say they
- were married?&mdash;wha ken'd o' that?&mdash;Not the Countess&mdash;not I.
- If they wedded in secret, they were severed in secret&mdash;They drank of
- the fountains of their ain deceit."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, wretched beldam!" exclaimed Oldbuck, who could keep silence no
- longer, "they drank the poison that you and your wicked mistress prepared
- for them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ha, ha!" she replied, "I aye thought it would come to this. It's but
- sitting silent when they examine me&mdash;there's nae torture in our days;
- and if there is, let them rend me!&mdash;It's ill o' the vassal's mouth
- that betrays the bread it eats."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Speak to her, Edie," said the Antiquary; "she knows your voice, and
- answers to it most readily."
- </p>
- <p>
- "We shall mak naething mair out o' her," said Ochiltree. "When she has
- clinkit hersell down that way, and faulded her arms, she winna speak a
- word, they say, for weeks thegither. And besides, to my thinking, her face
- is sair changed since we cam in. However, I'se try her ance mair to
- satisfy your honour.&mdash;So ye canna keep in mind, cummer, that your
- auld mistress, the Countess Joscelin, has been removed?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Removed!" she exclaimed; for that name never failed to produce its usual
- effect upon her; "then we maun a' follow&mdash;a' maun ride when she is in
- the saddle. Tell them to let Lord Geraldin ken we're on before them. Bring
- my hood and scarf&mdash;ye wadna hae me gang in the carriage wi' my leddy,
- and my hair in this fashion?"
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her shrivelled arms, and seemed busied like a woman who puts on
- her cloak to go abroad, then dropped them slowly and stiffly; and the same
- idea of a journey still floating apparently through her head, she
- proceeded, in a hurried and interrupted manner,&mdash;"Call Miss Neville&mdash;What
- do you mean by Lady Geraldin? I said Eveline Neville, not Lady Geraldin&mdash;
- there's no Lady Geraldin; tell her that, and bid her change her wet gown,
- and no' look sae pale. Bairn! what should she do wi' a bairn?&mdash;maidens
- hae nane, I trow.&mdash;Teresa&mdash;Teresa&mdash;my lady calls us!&mdash;Bring
- a candle;&mdash;the grand staircase is as mirk as a Yule midnight&mdash;We
- are coming, my lady!"&mdash;With these words she sunk back on the settle,
- and from thence sidelong to the floor. *
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note I. Elspeth's death.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Edie ran to support her, but hardly got her in his arms, before he said,
-"It's a' ower&mdash;she has passed away even with that last word."
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Impossible," said Oldbuck, hastily advancing, as did his nephew. But
- nothing was more certain. She had expired with the last hurried word that
- left her lips; and all that remained before them were the mortal relics of
- the creature who had so long struggled with an internal sense of concealed
- guilt, joined to all the distresses of age and poverty.
- </p>
- <p>
- "God grant that she be gane to a better place!" said Edie, as he looked on
- the lifeless body; "but oh! there was something lying hard and heavy at
- her heart. I have seen mony a ane dee, baith in the field o' battle, and a
- fair-strae death at hame; but I wad rather see them a' ower again, as sic
- a fearfu' flitting as hers!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "We must call in the neighbours," said Oldbuck, when he had somewhat
- recovered his horror and astonishment, "and give warning of this
- additional calamity. I wish she could have been brought to a confession.
- And, though of far less consequence, I could have wished to transcribe
- that metrical fragment. But Heaven's will must be done!"
- </p>
- <p>
- They left the hut accordingly, and gave the alarm in the hamlet, whose
- matrons instantly assembled to compose the limbs and arrange the body of
- her who might be considered as the mother of their settlement. Oldbuck
- promised his assistance for the funeral.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your honour," said Alison Breck, who was next in age to the deceased,
- "suld send doun something to us for keeping up our hearts at the lykewake,
- for a' Saunders's gin, puir man, was drucken out at the burial o' Steenie,
- and we'll no get mony to sit dry-lipped aside the corpse. Elspeth was unco
- clever in her young days, as I can mind right weel, but there was aye a
- word o' her no being that chancy. Ane suldna speak ill o' the dead&mdash;mair
- by token, o' ane's cummer and neighbour&mdash;but there was queer things
- said about a leddy and a bairn or she left the Craigburnfoot. And sae, in
- gude troth, it will be a puir lykewake, unless your honour sends us
- something to keep us cracking."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You shall have some whisky," answered Oldbuck, "the rather that you have
- preserved the proper word for that ancient custom of watching the dead.
- You observe, Hector, this is genuine Teutonic, from the Gothic <i>Leichnam,</i>
- a corpse. It is quite erroneously called <i>Late-wake,</i> though Brand
- favours that modern corruption and derivation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I believe," said Hector to himself, "my uncle would give away Monkbarns
- to any one who would come to ask it in genuine Teutonic! Not a drop of
- whisky would the old creatures have got, had their president asked it for
- the use of the <i>Late-wake.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- While Oldbuck was giving some farther directions, and promising
- assistance, a servant of Sir Arthur's came riding very hard along the
- sands, and stopped his horse when he saw the Antiquary. "There had
- something," he said, "very particular happened at the Castle"&mdash;(he
- could not, or would not, explain what)&mdash;"and Miss Wardour had sent
- him off express to Monkbarns, to beg that Mr. Oldbuck would come to them
- without a moment's delay."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am afraid," said the Antiquary, "his course also is drawing to a close.
- What can I do?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Do, sir?" exclaimed Hector, with his characteristic impatience,&mdash;"get
- on the horse, and turn his head homeward&mdash;you will be at Knockwinnock
- Castle in ten minutes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He is quite a free goer," said the servant, dismounting to adjust the
- girths and stirrups,&mdash;"he only pulls a little if he feels a dead
- weight on him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I should soon be a dead weight <i>off</i> him, my friend," said the
- Antiquary.&mdash;"What the devil, nephew, are you weary of me? or do you
- suppose me weary of my life, that I should get on the back of such a
- Bucephalus as that? No, no, my friend, if I am to be at Knockwinnock
- to-day, it must be by walking quietly forward on my own feet, which I will
- do with as little delay as possible. Captain M'Intyre may ride that animal
- himself, if he pleases."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have little hope I could be of any use, uncle, but I cannot think of
- their distress without wishing to show sympathy at least&mdash;so I will
- ride on before, and announce to them that you are coming.&mdash;I'll
- trouble you for your spurs, my friend."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You will scarce need them, sir," said the man, taking them off at the
- same time, and buckling them upon Captain Mlntyre's heels, "he's very
- frank to the road."
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck stood astonished at this last act of temerity, "are you mad,
- Hector?" he cried, "or have you forgotten what is said by Quintus Curtius,
- with whom, as a soldier, you must needs be familiar,&mdash;<i>Nobilis
- equus umbra quidem virgae regitur; ignavus ne calcari quidem excitari
- potest;</i> which plainly shows that spurs are useless in every case, and,
- I may add, dangerous in most."
- </p>
- <p>
- But Hector, who cared little for the opinion of either Quintus Curtius or
- of the Antiquary, upon such a topic, only answered with a heedless "Never
- fear&mdash;never fear, sir."
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- With that he gave his able horse the head,
- And, bending forward, struck his armed heels
- Against the panting sides of his poor jade,
- Up to the rowel-head; and starting so,
- He seemed in running to devour the way,
- Staying no longer question.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "There they go, well matched," said Oldbuck, looking after them as they
- started&mdash;"a mad horse and a wild boy, the two most unruly creatures
- in Christendom! and all to get half an hour sooner to a place where nobody
- wants him; for I doubt Sir Arthur's griefs are beyond the cure of our
- light horseman. It must be the villany of Dousterswivel, for whom Sir
- Arthur has done so much; for I cannot help observing, that, with some
- natures, Tacitus's maxim holdeth good: <i>Beneficia eo usque laeta sunt
- dum videntur exsolvi posse; ubi multum antevenere, pro gratia odium
- redditur,</i>&mdash;from which a wise man might take a caution, not to
- oblige any man beyond the degree in which he may expect to be requited,
- lest he should make his debtor a bankrupt in gratitude."
- </p>
- <p>
- Murmuring to himself such scraps of cynical philosophy, our Antiquary
- paced the sands towards Knockwinnock; but it is necessary we should
- outstrip him, for the purpose of explaining the reasons of his being so
- anxiously summoned thither.
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTIETH.
- </h2>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- So, while the Goose, of whom the fable told,
- Incumbent, brooded o'er her eggs of gold,
- With hand outstretched, impatient to destroy,
- Stole on her secret nest the cruel Boy,
- Whose gripe rapacious changed her splendid dream,
- &mdash;For wings vain fluttering, and for dying scream.
- The Loves of the Sea-weeds.
-</pre>
- <p>
- From the time that Sir Arthur Wardour had become possessor of the treasure
- found in Misticot's grave, he had been in a state of mind more resembling
- ecstasy than sober sense. Indeed, at one time his daughter had become
- seriously apprehensive for his intellect; for, as he had no doubt that he
- had the secret of possessing himself of wealth to an unbounded extent, his
- language and carriage were those of a man who had acquired the
- philosopher's stone. He talked of buying contiguous estates, that would
- have led him from one side of the island to the other, as if he were
- determined to brook no neighbour save the sea. He corresponded with an
- architect of eminence, upon a plan of renovating the castle of his
- forefathers on a style of extended magnificence that might have rivalled
- that of Windsor, and laying out the grounds on a suitable scale. Troops of
- liveried menials were already, in fancy, marshalled in his halls, and&mdash;for
- what may not unbounded wealth authorize its possessor to aspire to?&mdash;the
- coronet of a marquis, perhaps of a duke, was glittering before his
- imagination. His daughter&mdash;to what matches might she not look
- forward? Even an alliance with the blood-royal was not beyond the sphere
- of his hopes. His son was already a general&mdash;and he himself whatever
- ambition could dream of in its wildest visions.
- </p>
- <p>
- In this mood, if any one endeavoured to bring Sir Arthur down to the
- regions of common life, his replies were in the vein of Ancient Pistol&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- A fico for the world, and worldlings base
- I speak of Africa and golden joys!
-</pre>
- <p>
- The reader may conceive the amazement of Miss Wardour, when, instead of
- undergoing an investigation concerning the addresses of Lovel, as she had
- expected from the long conference of her father with Mr. Oldbuck, upon the
- morning of the fated day when the treasure was discovered, the
- conversation of Sir Arthur announced an imagination heated with the hopes
- of possessing the most unbounded wealth. But she was seriously alarmed
- when Dousterswivel was sent for to the Castle, and was closeted with her
- father&mdash;his mishap condoled with&mdash;his part taken, and his loss
- compensated. All the suspicions which she had long entertained respecting
- this man became strengthened, by observing his pains to keep up the golden
- dreams of her father, and to secure for himself, under various pretexts,
- as much as possible out of the windfall which had so strangely fallen to
- Sir Arthur's share.
- </p>
- <p>
- Other evil symptoms began to appear, following close on each other.
- Letters arrived every post, which Sir Arthur, as soon as he had looked at
- the directions, flung into the fire without taking the trouble to open
- them. Miss Wardour could not help suspecting that these epistles, the
- contents of which seemed to be known to her father by a sort of intuition,
- came from pressing creditors. In the meanwhile, the temporary aid which he
- had received from the treasure dwindled fast away. By far the greater part
- had been swallowed up by the necessity of paying the bill of six hundred
- pounds, which had threatened Sir Arthur with instant distress. Of the
- rest, some part was given to the adept, some wasted upon extravagances
- which seemed to the poor knight fully authorized by his full-blown hopes,&mdash;and
- some went to stop for a time the mouths of such claimants as, being weary
- of fair promises, had become of opinion with Harpagon, that it was
- necessary to touch something substantial. At length circumstances
- announced but too plainly, that it was all expended within two or three
- days after its discovery; and there appeared no prospect of a supply. Sir
- Arthur, naturally impatient, now taxed Dousterswivel anew with breach of
- those promises through which he had hoped to convert all his lead into
- gold. But that worthy gentleman's turn was now served; and as he had grace
- enough to wish to avoid witnessing the fall of the house which he had
- undermined, he was at the trouble of bestowing a few learned terms of art
- upon Sir Arthur, that at least he might not be tormented before his time.
- He took leave of him, with assurances that he would return to Knockwinnock
- the next morning, with such information as would not fail to relieve Sir
- Arthur from all his distresses.
- </p>
- <p>
- "For, since I have consulted in such matters, I ave never," said Mr.
- Herman Dousterswivel, "approached so near de <i>arcanum,</i> what you call
- de great mystery,&mdash;de Panchresta&mdash;de Polychresta&mdash;I do know
- as much of it as Pelaso de Taranta, or Basilius&mdash;and either I will
- bring you in two and tree days de No. III. of Mr. Mishdigoat, or you shall
- call me one knave myself, and never look me in de face again no more at
- all."
- </p>
- <p>
- The adept departed with this assurance, in the firm resolution of making
- good the latter part of the proposition, and never again appearing before
- his injured patron. Sir Arthur remained in a doubtful and anxious state of
- mind. The positive assurances of the philosopher, with the hard words
- Panchresta, Basilius, and so forth, produced some effect on his mind. But
- he had been too often deluded by such jargon, to be absolutely relieved of
- his doubt, and he retired for the evening into his library, in the fearful
- state of one who, hanging over a precipice, and without the means of
- retreat, perceives the stone on which he rests gradually parting from the
- rest of the crag, and about to give way with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- The visions of hope decayed, and there increased in proportion that
- feverish agony of anticipation with which a man, educated in a sense of
- consequence, and possessed of opulence,&mdash;the supporter of an ancient
- name, and the father of two promising children,&mdash;foresaw the hour
- approaching which should deprive him of all the splendour which time had
- made familiarly necessary to him, and send him forth into the world to
- struggle with poverty, with rapacity, and with scorn. Under these dire
- forebodings, his temper, exhausted by the sickness of delayed hope, became
- peevish and fretful, and his words and actions sometimes expressed a
- reckless desperation, which alarmed Miss Wardour extremely. We have seen,
- on a former occasion, that Sir Arthur was a man of passions lively and
- quick, in proportion to the weakness of his character in other respects;
- he was unused to contradiction, and if he had been hitherto, in general,
- good-humoured and cheerful, it was probably because the course of his life
- had afforded no such frequent provocation as to render his irritability
- habitual.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the third morning after Dousterswivel's departure, the servant, as
- usual, laid on the breakfast table the newspaper and letters of the day.
- Miss Wardour took up the former to avoid the continued ill-humour of her
- father, who had wrought himself into a violent passion, because the toast
- was over-browned.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I perceive how it is," was his concluding speech on this interesting
- subject,&mdash;"my servants, who have had their share of my fortune, begin
- to think there is little to be made of me in future. But while I <i>am</i>
- the scoundrel's master I will be so, and permit no neglect&mdash;no, nor
- endure a hair's-breadth diminution of the respect I am entitled to exact
- from them."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am ready to leave your honour's service this instant," said the
- domestic upon whom the fault had been charged, "as soon as you order
- payment of my wages."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur, as if stung by a serpent, thrust his hand into his pocket, and
- instantly drew out the money which it contained, but which was short of
- the man's claim. "What money have you got, Miss Wardour?" he said, in a
- tone of affected calmness, but which concealed violent agitation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour gave him her purse; he attempted to count the bank notes
- which it contained, but could not reckon them. After twice miscounting the
- sum, he threw the whole to his daughter, and saying, in a stern voice,
- "Pay the rascal, and let him leave the house instantly!" he strode out of
- the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mistress and servant stood alike astonished at the agitation and
- vehemence of his manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am sure, ma'am, if I had thought I was particularly wrang, I wadna hae
- made ony answer when Sir Arthur challenged me. I hae been lang in his
- service, and he has been a kind master, and you a kind mistress, and I wad
- like ill ye should think I wad start for a hasty word. I am sure it was
- very wrang o' me to speak about wages to his honour, when maybe he has
- something to vex him. I had nae thoughts o' leaving the family in this
- way."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Go down stair, Robert," said his mistress&mdash;"something has happened
- to fret my father&mdash;go down stairs, and let Alick answer the bell."
- </p>
- <p>
- When the man left the room, Sir Arthur re-entered, as if he had been
- watching his departure. "What's the meaning of this?" he said hastily, as
- he observed the notes lying still on the table&mdash;"Is he not gone? Am I
- neither to be obeyed as a master or a father?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "He is gone to give up his charge to the housekeeper, sir,&mdash;I thought
- there was not such instant haste."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There <i>is</i> haste, Miss Wardour," answered her father, interrupting
- her;&mdash;"What I do henceforth in the house of my forefathers, must be
- done speedily, or never."
- </p>
- <p>
- He then sate down, and took up with a trembling hand the basin of tea
- prepared for him, protracting the swallowing of it, as if to delay the
- necessity of opening the post-letters which lay on the table, and which he
- eyed from time to time, as if they had been a nest of adders ready to
- start into life and spring upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You will be happy to hear," said Miss Wardour, willing to withdraw her
- father's mind from the gloomy reflections in which he appeared to be
- plunged, "you will be happy to hear, sir, that Lieutenant Taffril's
- gun-brig has got safe into Leith Roads&mdash;I observe there had been
- apprehensions for his safety&mdash;I am glad we did not hear them till
- they were contradicted."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what is Taffril and his gun-brig to me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir!" said Miss Wardour in astonishment; for Sir Arthur, in his ordinary
- state of mind, took a fidgety sort of interest in all the gossip of the
- day and country.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I say," he repeated in a higher and still more impatient key, "what do I
- care who is saved or lost? It's nothing to me, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I did not know you were busy, Sir Arthur; and thought, as Mr. Taffril is
- a brave man, and from our own country, you would be happy to hear"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Oh, I am happy&mdash;as happy as possible&mdash;and, to make you happy
- too, you shall have some of my good news in return." And he caught up a
- letter. "It does not signify which I open first&mdash;they are all to the
- same tune."
- </p>
- <p>
- He broke the seal hastily, ran the letter over, and then threw it to his
- daughter. "Ay&mdash;I could not have lighted more happily!&mdash;this
- places the copestone."
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour, in silent terror, took up the letter. "Read it&mdash;read it
- aloud!" said her father; "it cannot be read too often; it will serve to
- break you in for other good news of the same kind."
- </p>
- <p>
- She began to read with a faltering voice, "Dear Sir."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He <i>dears</i> me too, you see, this impudent drudge of a writer's
- office, who, a twelvemonth since, was not fit company for my second table&mdash;I
- suppose I shall be dear Knight' with him by and by."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear Sir," resumed Miss Wardour; but, interrupting herself, "I see the
- contents are unpleasant, sir&mdash;it will only vex you my reading them
- aloud."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you will allow me to know my own pleasure, Miss Wardour, I entreat you
- to go on&mdash;I presume, if it were unnecessary, I should not ask you to
- take the trouble."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Having been of late taken into copartnery," continued Miss Wardour,
- reading the letter, "by Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn, son of your late
- correspondent and man of business, Girnigo Greenhorn, Esq., writer to the
- signet, whose business I conducted as parliament-house clerk for many
- years, which business will in future be carried on under the firm of
- Greenhorn and Grinderson (which I memorandum for the sake of accuracy in
- addressing your future letters), and having had of late favours of yours,
- directed to my aforesaid partner, Gilbert Greenhorn, in consequence of his
- absence at the Lamberton races, have the honour to reply to your said
- favours."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You see my friend is methodical, and commences by explaining the causes
- which have procured me so modest and elegant a correspondent. Go on&mdash;I
- can bear it."
- </p>
- <p>
- And he laughed that bitter laugh which is perhaps the most fearful
- expression of mental misery. Trembling to proceed, and yet afraid to
- disobey, Miss Wardour continued to read&mdash;"I am for myself and
- partner, sorry we cannot oblige you by looking out for the sums you
- mention, or applying for a suspension in the case of Goldiebirds' bond,
- which would be more inconsistent, as we have been employed to act as the
- said Goldiebirds' procurators and attorneys, in which capacity we have
- taken out a charge of horning against you, as you must be aware by the
- schedule left by the messenger, for the sum of four thousand seven hundred
- and fifty-six pounds five shillings and sixpence one-fourth of a penny
- sterling, which, with annual-rent and expenses effeiring, we presume will
- be settled during the currency of the charge, to prevent further trouble.
- Same time, I am under the necessity to observe our own account, amounting
- to seven hundred and sixty-nine pounds ten shillings and sixpence, is also
- due, and settlement would be agreeable; but as we hold your rights,
- title-deeds, and documents in hypothec, shall have no objection to give
- reasonable time&mdash;say till the next money term. I am, for myself and
- partner, concerned to add, that Messrs. Goldiebirds' instructions to us
- are to proceed <i>peremptorie</i> and <i>sine mora,</i> of which I have
- the pleasure to advise you, to prevent future mistakes, reserving to
- ourselves otherwise to age' as accords. I am, for self and partner, dear
- sir, your obliged humble servant, Gabriel Grinderson, for Greenhorn and
- Grinderson."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ungrateful villain!" said Miss Wardour.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, no&mdash;it's in the usual rule, I suppose; the blow could not have
- been perfect if dealt by another hand&mdash;it's all just as it should
- be," answered the poor Baronet, his affected composure sorely belied by
- his quivering lip and rolling eye&mdash;"But here's a postscript I did not
- notice&mdash;come, finish the epistle."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have to add (not for self but partner) that Mr. Greenhorn will
- accommodate you by taking your service of plate, or the bay horses, if
- sound in wind and limb, at a fair appreciation, in part payment of your
- accompt."
- </p>
- <p>
- "G&mdash;d confound him!" said Sir Arthur, losing all command of himself
- at this condescending proposal: "his grandfather shod my father's horses,
- and this descendant of a scoundrelly blacksmith proposes to swindle me out
- of mine! But I will write him a proper answer."
- </p>
- <p>
- And he sate down and began to write with great vehemence, then stopped and
- read aloud:&mdash;"Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn,&mdash;in answer to two letters
- of a late date, I received a letter from a person calling himself
- Grinderson, and designing himself as your partner. When I address any one,
- I do not usually expect to be answered by deputy&mdash;I think I have been
- useful to your father, and friendly and civil to yourself, and therefore
- am now surprised&mdash;And yet," said he, stopping short, "why should I be
- surprised at that or anything else? or why should I take up my time in
- writing to such a scoundrel?&mdash;I shan't be always kept in prison, I
- suppose; and to break that puppy's bones when I get out, shall be my first
- employment."
- </p>
- <p>
- "In prison, sir?" said Miss Wardour, faintly.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, in prison to be sure. Do you make any question about that? Why, Mr.
- what's his name's fine letter for self and partner seems to be thrown away
- on you, or else you have got four thousand so many hundred pounds, with
- the due proportion of shillings, pence, and half-pence, to pay that
- aforesaid demand, as he calls it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I, sir? O if I had the means!&mdash;But where's my brother?&mdash;why
- does he not come, and so long in Scotland? He might do something to assist
- us."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Who, Reginald?&mdash;I suppose he's gone with Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn, or
- some such respectable person, to the Lamberton races&mdash;I have expected
- him this week past; but I cannot wonder that my children should neglect me
- as well as every other person. But I should beg your pardon, my love, who
- never either neglected or offended me in your life."
- </p>
- <p>
- And kissing her cheek as she threw her arms round his neck, he experienced
- that consolation which a parent feels, even in the most distressed state,
- in the assurance that he possesses the affection of a child.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour took the advantage of this revulsion of feeling, to endeavour
- to soothe her father's mind to composure. She reminded him that he had
- many friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I had many once," said Sir Arthur; "but of some I have exhausted their
- kindness with my frantic projects; others are unable to assist me&mdash;others
- are unwilling. It is all over with me. I only hope Reginald will take
- example by my folly."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Should I not send to Monkbarns, sir?" said his daughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- "To what purpose? He cannot lend me such a sum, and would not if he could,
- for he knows I am otherwise drowned in debt; and he would only give me
- scraps of misanthropy and quaint ends of Latin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But he is shrewd and sensible, and was bred to business, and, I am sure,
- always loved this family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, I believe he did. It is a fine pass we are come to, when the
- affection of an Oldbuck is of consequence to a Wardour! But when matters
- come to extremity, as I suppose they presently will&mdash;it may be as
- well to send for him. And now go take your walk, my dear&mdash;my mind is
- more composed than when I had this cursed disclosure to make. You know the
- worst, and may daily or hourly expect it. Go take your walk&mdash;I would
- willingly be alone for a little while."
- </p>
- <p>
- When Miss Wardour left the apartment, her first occupation was to avail
- herself of the half permission granted by her father, by despatching to
- Monkbarns the messenger, who, as we have already seen, met the Antiquary
- and his nephew on the sea-beach.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little recking, and indeed scarce knowing, where she was wandering, chance
- directed her into the walk beneath the Briery Bank, as it was called. A
- brook, which in former days had supplied the castle-moat with water, here
- descended through a narrow dell, up which Miss Wardour's taste had
- directed a natural path, which was rendered neat and easy of ascent,
- without the air of being formally made and preserved. It suited well the
- character of the little glen, which was overhung with thickets and
- underwood, chiefly of larch and hazel, intermixed with the usual varieties
- of the thorn and brier. In this walk had passed that scene of explanation
- between Miss Wardour and Lovel which was overheard by old Edie Ochiltree.
- With a heart softened by the distress which approached her family, Miss
- Wardour now recalled every word and argument which Lovel had urged in
- support of his suit, and could not help confessing to herself, it was no
- small subject of pride to have inspired a young man of his talents with a
- passion so strong and disinterested. That he should have left the pursuit
- of a profession in which he was said to be rapidly rising, to bury himself
- in a disagreeable place like Fairport, and brood over an unrequited
- passion, might be ridiculed by others as romantic, but was naturally
- forgiven as an excess of affection by the person who was the object of his
- attachment. Had he possessed an independence, however moderate, or
- ascertained a clear and undisputed claim to the rank in society he was
- well qualified to adorn, she might now have had it in her power to offer
- her father, during his misfortunes, an asylum in an establishment of her
- own. These thoughts, so favourable to the absent lover, crowded in, one
- after the other, with such a minute recapitulation of his words, looks,
- and actions, as plainly intimated that his former repulse had been
- dictated rather by duty than inclination. Isabella was musing alternately
- upon this subject, and upon that of her father's misfortunes, when, as the
- path winded round a little hillock covered with brushwood, the old
- Blue-Gown suddenly met her.
- </p>
- <p>
- With an air as if he had something important and mysterious to
- communicate, he doffed his bonnet, and assumed the cautious step and voice
- of one who would not willingly be overheard. "I hae been wishing muckle to
- meet wi' your leddyship&mdash;for ye ken I darena come to the house for
- Dousterswivel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I heard indeed," said Miss Wardour, dropping an alms into the bonnet&mdash;"I
- heard that you had done a very foolish, if not a very bad thing, Edie&mdash;
- and I was sorry to hear it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hout, my bonny leddy&mdash;fulish? A' the world's fules&mdash;and how
- should auld Edie Ochiltree be aye wise?&mdash;And for the evil&mdash;let
- them wha deal wi' Dousterswivel tell whether he gat a grain mair than his
- deserts."
- </p>
- <p>
- "That may be true, Edie, and yet," said Miss Wardour, "you may have been
- very wrong."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Weel, weel, we'se no dispute that e'ennow&mdash;it's about yoursell I'm
- gaun to speak. Div ye ken what's hanging ower the house of Knockwinnock?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Great distress, I fear, Edie," answered Miss Wardour; "but I am surprised
- it is already so public."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Public!&mdash;Sweepclean, the messenger, will be there the day wi' a' his
- tackle. I ken it frae ane o' his concurrents, as they ca' them, that's
- warned to meet him; and they'll be about their wark belyve; whare they
- clip, there needs nae kame&mdash;they shear close eneugh."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Are you sure this bad hour, Edie, is so very near?&mdash;come, I know, it
- will."
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's e'en as I tell you, leddy. But dinna be cast down&mdash;there's a
- heaven ower your head here, as weel as in that fearful night atween the
- Ballyburghness and the Halket-head. D'ye think He, wha rebuked the waters,
- canna protect you against the wrath of men, though they be armed with
- human authority?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is indeed all we have to trust to."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye dinna ken&mdash;ye dinna ken: when the night's darkest, the dawn's
- nearest. If I had a gude horse, or could ride him when I had him, I reckon
- there wad be help yet. I trusted to hae gotten a cast wi' the Royal
- Charlotte, but she's coupit yonder, it's like, at Kittlebrig. There was a
- young gentleman on the box, and he behuved to drive; and Tam Sang, that
- suld hae mair sense, he behuved to let him, and the daft callant couldna
- tak the turn at the corner o' the brig; and od! he took the curbstane, and
- he's whomled her as I wad whomle a toom bicker&mdash;it was a luck I hadna
- gotten on the tap o' her. Sae I came down atween hope and despair, to see
- if ye wad send me on."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And, Edie&mdash;where would ye go?" said the young lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- "To Tannonburgh, my leddy" (which was the first stage from Fairport, but a
- good deal nearer to Knockwinnock), "and that without delay&mdash;it's a'
- on your ain business."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Our business, Edie? Alas! I give you all credit for your good meaning;
- but"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "There's nae <i>buts</i> about it, my leddy, for gang I maun," said the
- persevering Blue-Gown.
- </p>
- <p>
- "But what is it that you would do at Tannonburgh?&mdash;or how can your
- going there benefit my father's affairs?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, my sweet leddy," said the gaberlunzie, "ye maun just trust that
- bit secret to auld Edie's grey pow, and ask nae questions about it.
- Certainly if I wad hae wared my life for you yon night, I can hae nae
- reason to play an ill pliskie t'ye in the day o' your distress."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Edie, follow me then," said Miss Wardour, "and I will try to get
- you sent to Tannonburgh."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mak haste then, my bonny leddy&mdash;mak haste, for the love o'
- goodness!"&mdash; and he continued to exhort her to expedition until they
- reached the Castle.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.
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- Let those go see who will&mdash;I like it not&mdash;
- For, say he was a slave to rank and pomp,
- And all the nothings he is now divorced from
- By the hard doom of stern necessity:
- Yet it is sad to mark his altered brow,
- Where Vanity adjusts her flimsy veil
- O'er the deep wrinkles of repentant anguish.
- Old Play.
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- <p>
- When Miss Wardour arrived in the court of the Castle, she was apprized by
- the first glance that the visit of the officers of the law had already
- taken place. There was confusion, and gloom and sorrow, and curiosity
- among the domestics, while the retainers of the law went from place to
- place, making an inventory of the goods and chattels falling under their
- warrant of distress, or poinding, as it is called in the law of Scotland.
- Captain M'Intyre flew to her, as, struck dumb with the melancholy
- conviction of her father's ruin, she paused upon the threshold of the
- gateway.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear Miss Wardour," he said, "do not make yourself uneasy; my uncle is
- coming immediately, and I am sure he will find some way to clear the house
- of these rascals."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Alas! Captain M'Intyre, I fear it will be too late."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No," answered Edie, impatiently&mdash;"could I but get to Tannonburgh. In
- the name of Heaven, Captain, contrive some way to get me on, and ye'll do
- this poor ruined family the best day's doing that has been done them since
- Redhand's days&mdash;for as sure as e'er an auld saw came true,
- Knockwinnock house and land will be lost and won this day."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, what good can you do, old man?" said Hector.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Robert, the domestic with whom Sir Arthur had been so much displeased
- in the morning, as if he had been watching for an opportunity to display
- his zeal, stepped hastily forward and said to his mistress, "If you
- please, ma'am, this auld man, Ochiltree, is very skeely and auld-farrant
- about mony things, as the diseases of cows and horse, and sic like, and I
- am sure be disna want to be at Tannonburgh the day for naething, since he
- insists on't this gate; and, if your leddyship pleases, I'll drive him
- there in the taxed-cart in an hour's time. I wad fain be of some use&mdash;I
- could bite my very tongue out when I think on this morning."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I am obliged to you, Robert," said Miss Wardour; "and if you really think
- it has the least chance of being useful"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "In the name of God," said the old man, "yoke the cart, Robie, and if I am
- no o' some use, less or mair, I'll gie ye leave to fling me ower
- Kittlebrig as ye come back again. But, O man, haste ye, for time's
- precious this day."
- </p>
- <p>
- Robert looked at his mistress as she retired into the house, and seeing he
- was not prohibited, flew to the stable-yard, which was adjacent to the
- court, in order to yoke the carriage; for, though an old beggar was the
- personage least likely to render effectual assistance in a case of
- pecuniary distress, yet there was among the common people of Edie's
- circle, a general idea of his prudence and sagacity, which authorized
- Robert's conclusion that he would not so earnestly have urged the
- necessity of this expedition had he not been convinced of its utility. But
- so soon as the servant took hold of a horse to harness him for the
- taxed-cart, an officer touched him on the shoulder&mdash;"My friend, you
- must let that beast alone&mdash;he's down in the schedule."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What!" said Robert, "am I not to take my master's horse to go my young
- leddy's errand?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You must remove nothing here," said the man of office, "or you will be
- liable for all consequences."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What the devil, sir," said Hector, who having followed to examine
- Ochiltree more closely on the nature of his hopes and expectations,
- already began to bristle like one of the terriers of his own native
- mountains, and sought but a decent pretext for venting his displeasure,
- "have you the impudence to prevent the young lady's servant from obeying
- her orders?"
- </p>
- <p>
- There was something in the air and tone of the young soldier, which seemed
- to argue that his interference was not likely to be confined to mere
- expostulation; and which, if it promised finally the advantages of a
- process of battery and deforcement, would certainly commence with the
- unpleasant circumstances necessary for founding such a complaint. The
- legal officer, confronted with him of the military, grasped with one
- doubtful hand the greasy bludgeon which was to enforce his authority, and
- with the other produced his short official baton, tipped with silver, and
- having a movable ring upon it&mdash;"Captain M'Intyre,&mdash;Sir, I have
- no quarrel with you,&mdash;but if you interrupt me in my duty, I will
- break the wand of peace, and declare myself deforced."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And who the devil cares," said Hector, totally ignorant of the words of
- judicial action, "whether you declare yourself divorced or married? And as
- to breaking your wand, or breaking the peace, or whatever you call it, all
- I know is, that I will break your bones if you prevent the lad from
- harnessing the horses to obey his mistress's orders."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I take all who stand here to witness," said the messenger, "that I showed
- him my blazon, and explained my character. He that will to Cupar maun to
- Cupar,"&mdash;and he slid his enigmatical ring from one end of the baton
- to the other, being the appropriate symbol of his having been forcibly
- interrupted in the discharge of his duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- Honest Hector, better accustomed to the artillery of the field than to
- that of the law, saw this mystical ceremony with great indifference; and
- with like unconcern beheld the messenger sit down to write out an
- execution of deforcement. But at this moment, to prevent the well-meaning
- hot-headed Highlander from running the risk of a severe penalty, the
- Antiquary arrived puffing and blowing, with his handkerchief crammed under
- his hat, and his wig upon the end of his stick.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What the deuce is the matter here?" he exclaimed, hastily adjusting his
- head-gear; "I have been following you in fear of finding your idle
- loggerhead knocked against one rock or other, and here I find you parted
- with your Bucephalus, and quarrelling with Sweepclean. A messenger,
- Hector, is a worse foe than a <i>phoca,</i> whether it be the <i>phoca
- barbata,</i> or the <i>phoca vitulina</i> of your late conflict."
- </p>
- <p>
- "D&mdash;n the <i>phoca,</i> sir," said Hector, "whether it be the one or
- the other&mdash;I say d&mdash;n them both particularly! I think you would
- not have me stand quietly by and see a scoundrel like this, because he
- calls himself a king's messenger, forsooth&mdash;(I hope the king has many
- better for his meanest errands)&mdash;insult a young lady of family and
- fashion like Miss Wardour?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Rightly argued, Hector," said the Antiquary; "but the king, like other
- people, has now and then shabby errands, and, in your ear, must have
- shabby fellows to do them. But even supposing you unacquainted with the
- statutes of William the Lion, in which <i>capite quarto versu quinto,</i>
- this crime of deforcement is termed <i>despectus Domini Regis</i>&mdash;a
- contempt, to wit, of the king himself, in whose name all legal diligence
- issues,&mdash; could you not have inferred, from the information I took so
- much pains to give you to-day, that those who interrupt officers who come
- to execute letters of caption, are <i>tanquam participes criminis
- rebellionis?</i> seeing that he who aids a rebel, is himself, <i>quodammodo,</i>
- an accessory to rebellion&mdash;But I'll bring you out of this scrape."
- </p>
- <p>
- He then spoke to the messenger, who, upon his arrival, had laid aside all
- thoughts of making a good by-job out of the deforcement, and accepted Mr.
- Oldbuck's assurances that the horse and taxed-cart should be safely
- returned in the course of two or three hours.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Very well, sir," said the Antiquary, "since you are disposed to be so
- civil, you shall have another job in your own best way&mdash;a little cast
- of state politics&mdash;a crime punishable <i>per Legem Juliam,</i> Mr.
- Sweepclean&mdash; Hark thee hither."
- </p>
- <p>
- And after a whisper of five minutes, he gave him a slip of paper, on
- receiving which, the messenger mounted his horse, and, with one of his
- assistants, rode away pretty sharply. The fellow who remained seemed to
- delay his operations purposely, proceeded in the rest of his duty very
- slowly, and with the caution and precision of one who feels himself
- overlooked by a skilful and severe inspector.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the meantime, Oldbuck, taking his nephew by the arm, led him into the
- house, and they were ushered into the presence of Sir Arthur Wardour, who,
- in a flutter between wounded pride, agonized apprehension, and vain
- attempts to disguise both under a show of indifference, exhibited a
- spectacle of painful interest.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Happy to see you, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;always happy to see my friends in
- fair weather or foul," said the poor Baronet, struggling not for
- composure, but for gaiety&mdash;an affectation which was strongly
- contrasted by the nervous and protracted grasp of his hand, and the
- agitation of his whole demeanour&mdash;"I am happy to see you. You are
- riding, I see&mdash;I hope in this confusion your horses are taken good
- care of&mdash;I always like to have my friend's horses looked after&mdash;Egad!
- they will have all my care now, for you see they are like to leave me none
- of my own&mdash;he! he! he! eh, Mr. Oldbuck?"
- </p>
- <p>
- This attempt at a jest was attended by a hysterical giggle, which poor Sir
- Arthur intended should sound as an indifferent laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- "You know I never ride, Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I beg your pardon; but sure I saw your nephew arrive on horseback a short
- time since. We must look after officers' horses, and his was as handsome a
- grey charger as I have seen."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur was about to ring the bell, when Mr. Oldbuck said, "My nephew
- came on your own grey horse, Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Mine!" said the poor Baronet; "mine was it? then the sun had been in my
- eyes. Well, I'm not worthy having a horse any longer, since I don't know
- my own when I see him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Good Heaven!" thought Oldbuck, "how is this man altered from the formal
- stolidity of his usual manner!&mdash;he grows wanton under adversity&mdash;<i>Sed
- pereunti mille figurae.</i>"&mdash;He then proceeded aloud&mdash;"Sir
- Arthur, we must necessarily speak a little on business."
- </p>
- <p>
- "To be sure," said Sir Arthur; "but it was so good that I should not know
- the horse I have ridden these five years&mdash;ha! ha! ha!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary, "don't let us waste time which is
- precious; we shall have, I hope, many better seasons for jesting&mdash; <i>desipere
- in loco</i> is the maxim of Horace. I more than suspect this has been
- brought on by the villany of Dousterswivel."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Don't mention his name, sir!" said Sir Arthur; and his manner entirely
- changed from a fluttered affectation of gaiety to all the agitation of
- fury; his eyes sparkled, his mouth foamed, his hands were clenched&mdash;
- "don't mention his name, sir," he vociferated, "unless you would see me go
- mad in your presence! That I should have been such a miserable dolt&mdash;
- such an infatuated idiot&mdash;such a beast endowed with thrice a beast's
- stupidity, to be led and driven and spur-galled by such a rascal, and
- under such ridiculous pretences!&mdash;Mr. Oldbuck, I could tear myself
- when I think of it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I only meant to say," answered the Antiquary, "that this fellow is like
- to meet his reward; and I cannot but think we shall frighten something out
- of him that may be of service to you. He has certainly had some unlawful
- correspondence on the other side of the water."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Has he?&mdash;has he?&mdash;has he indeed?&mdash;then d&mdash;n the
- house-hold goods, horses, and so forth&mdash;I will go to prison a happy
- man, Mr. Oldbuck. I hope in heaven there's a reasonable chance of his
- being hanged?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Why, pretty fair," said Oldbuck, willing to encourage this diversion, in
- hopes it might mitigate the feelings which seemed like to overset the poor
- man's understanding; "honester men have stretched a rope, or the law has
- been sadly cheated&mdash;But this unhappy business of yours&mdash;can
- nothing be done? Let me see the charge."
- </p>
- <p>
- He took the papers; and, as he read them, his countenance grew hopelessly
- dark and disconsolate. Miss Wardour had by this time entered the
- apartment, and fixing her eyes on Mr. Oldbuck, as if she meant to read her
- fate in his looks, easily perceived, from the change in his eye, and the
- dropping of his nether-jaw, how little was to be hoped.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We are then irremediably ruined, Mr. Oldbuck?" said the young lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Irremediably?&mdash;I hope not&mdash;but the instant demand is very
- large, and others will, doubtless, pour in."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, never doubt that, Monkbarns," said Sir Arthur; "where the slaughter
- is, the eagles will be gathered together. I am like a sheep which I have
- seen fall down a precipice, or drop down from sickness&mdash;if you had
- not seen a single raven or hooded crow for a fortnight before, he will not
- lie on the heather ten minutes before half-a-dozen will be picking out his
- eyes (and he drew his hand over his own), and tearing at his heartstrings
- before the poor devil has time to die. But that d&mdash;d long-scented
- vulture that dogged me so long&mdash;you have got him fast, I hope?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Fast enough," said the Antiquary; "the gentleman wished to take the wings
- of the morning, and bolt in the what d'ye call it,&mdash;the coach and
- four there. But he would have found twigs limed for him at Edinburgh. As
- it is, he never got so far, for the coach being overturned&mdash;as how
- could it go safe with such a Jonah?&mdash;he has had an infernal tumble,
- is carried into a cottage near Kittlebrig, and to prevent all possibility
- of escape, I have sent your friend Sweepclean to bring him back to
- Fairport <i>in nomine regis,</i> or to act as his sick-nurse at
- Kittlebrig, as is most fitting. And now, Sir Arthur, permit me to have
- some conversation with you on the present unpleasant state of your
- affairs, that we may see what can be done for their extrication;" and the
- Antiquary led the way into the library, followed by the unfortunate
- gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- They had been shut up together for about two hours, when Miss Wardour
- interrupted them with her cloak on as if prepared for a journey. Her
- countenance was very pale, yet expressive of the composure which
- characterized her disposition.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The messenger is returned, Mr. Oldbuck."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Returned?&mdash;What the devil! he has not let the fellow go?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "No&mdash;I understand he has carried him to confinement; and now he is
- returned to attend my father, and says he can wait no longer."
- </p>
- <p>
- A loud wrangling was now heard on the staircase, in which the voice of
- Hector predominated. "You an officer, sir, and these ragamuffins a party!
- a parcel of beggarly tailor fellows&mdash;tell yourselves off by nine, and
- we shall know your effective strength."
- </p>
- <p>
- The grumbling voice of the man of law was then heard indistinctly
- muttering a reply, to which Hector retorted&mdash;"Come, come, sir, this
- won't do;&mdash;march your party, as you call them, out of this house
- directly, or I'll send you and them to the right about presently."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The devil take Hector," said the Antiquary, hastening to the scene of
- action; "his Highland blood is up again, and we shall have him fighting a
- duel with the bailiff. Come, Mr. Sweepclean, you must give us a little
- time&mdash;I know you would not wish to hurry Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- "By no means, sir," said the messenger, putting his hat off, which he had
- thrown on to testify defiance of Captain M'Intyre's threats; "but your
- nephew, sir, holds very uncivil language, and I have borne too much of it
- already; and I am not justified in leaving my prisoner any longer after
- the instructions I received, unless I am to get payment of the sums
- contained in my diligence." And he held out the caption, pointing with the
- awful truncheon, which he held in his right hand, to the formidable line
- of figures jotted upon the back thereof.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hector, on the other hand, though silent from respect to his uncle,
- answered this gesture by shaking his clenched fist at the messenger with a
- frown of Highland wrath.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Foolish boy, be quiet," said Oldbuck, "and come with me into the room&mdash;
- the man is doing his miserable duty, and you will only make matters worse
- by opposing him.&mdash;I fear, Sir Arthur, you must accompany this man to
- Fairport; there is no help for it in the first instance&mdash;I will
- accompany you, to consult what further can be done&mdash;My nephew will
- escort Miss Wardour to Monkbarns, which I hope she will make her residence
- until these unpleasant matters are settled."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I go with my father, Mr. Oldbuck," said Miss Wardour firmly&mdash;"I have
- prepared his clothes and my own&mdash;I suppose we shall have the use of
- the carriage?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Anything in reason, madam," said the messenger; "I have ordered it out,
- and it's at the door&mdash;I will go on the box with the coachman&mdash;I
- have no desire to intrude&mdash;but two of the concurrents must attend on
- horseback."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will attend too," said Hector, and he ran down to secure a horse for
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- "We must go then," said the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "To jail," said the Baronet, sighing involuntarily. "And what of that?" he
- resumed, in a tone affectedly cheerful&mdash;"it is only a house we can't
- get out of, after all&mdash;Suppose a fit of the gout, and Knockwinnock
- would be the same&mdash;Ay, ay, Monkbarns&mdash;we'll call it a fit of the
- gout without the d&mdash;d pain."
- </p>
- <p>
- But his eyes swelled with tears as he spoke, and his faltering accent
- marked how much this assumed gaiety cost him. The Antiquary wrung his
- hand, and, like the Indian Banians, who drive the real terms of an
- important bargain by signs, while they are apparently talking of
- indifferent matters, the hand of Sir Arthur, by its convulsive return of
- the grasp, expressed his sense of gratitude to his friend, and the real
- state of his internal agony.&mdash;They stepped slowly down the
- magnificent staircase&mdash;every well-known object seeming to the
- unfortunate father and daughter to assume a more prominent and distinct
- appearance than usual, as if to press themselves on their notice for the
- last time.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the first landing-place, Sir Arthur made an agonized pause; and as he
- observed the Antiquary look at him anxiously, he said with assumed dignity&mdash;"Yes,
- Mr. Oldbuck, the descendant of an ancient line&mdash;the representative of
- Richard Redhand and Gamelyn de Guardover, may be pardoned a sigh when he
- leaves the castle of his fathers thus poorly escorted. When I was sent to
- the Tower with my late father, in the year 1745, it was upon a charge
- becoming our birth&mdash;upon an accusation of high treason, Mr. Oldbuck;&mdash;we
- were escorted from Highgate by a troop of life-guards, and committed upon
- a secretary of state's warrant; and now, here I am, in my old age, dragged
- from my household by a miserable creature like that" (pointing to the
- messenger), "and for a paltry concern of pounds, shillings, and pence."
- </p>
- <p>
- "At least," said Oldbuck, "you have now the company of a dutiful daughter,
- and a sincere friend, if you will permit me to say so, and that may be
- some consolation, even without the certainty that there can be no hanging,
- drawing, or quartering, on the present occasion. But I hear that choleric
- boy as loud as ever. I hope to God he has got into no new broil!&mdash;it
- was an accursed chance that brought him here at all."
- </p>
- <p>
- In fact, a sudden clamour, in which the loud voice and somewhat northern
- accent of Hector was again preeminently distinguished, broke off this
- conversation. The cause we must refer to the next CHAPTER.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TWENTY-SECOND.
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-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Fortune, you say, flies from us&mdash;She but circles,
- Like the fleet sea-bird round the fowler's skiff,&mdash;
- Lost in the mist one moment, and the next
- Brushing the white sail with her whiter wing,
- As if to court the aim.&mdash;Experience watches,
- And has her on the wheel&mdash;
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The shout of triumph in Hector's warlike tones was not easily
- distinguished from that of battle. But as he rushed up stairs with a
- packet in his hand, exclaiming, "Long life to an old soldier! here comes
- Edie with a whole budget of good news!" it became obvious that his present
- cause of clamour was of an agreeable nature. He delivered the letter to
- Oldbuck, shook Sir Arthur heartily by the hand, and wished Miss Wardour
- joy, with all the frankness of Highland congratulation. The messenger, who
- had a kind of instinctive terror for Captain M'Intyre, drew towards his
- prisoner, keeping an eye of caution on the soldier's motions.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Don't suppose I shall trouble myself about you, you dirty fellow," said
- the soldier; "there's a guinea for the fright I have given you; and here
- comes an old <i>forty-two</i> man, who is a fitter match for you than I
- am."
- </p>
- <p>
- The messenger (one of those dogs who are not too scornful to eat dirty
- puddings) caught in his hand the guinea which Hector chucked at his face;
- and abode warily and carefully the turn which matters were now to take.
- All voices meanwhile were loud in inquiries, which no one was in a hurry
- to answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is the matter, Captain M'Intyre?" said Sir Arthur.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ask old Edie," said Hector;&mdash;"I only know all's safe and well."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What is all this, Edie?" said Miss Wardour to the mendicant.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Your leddyship maun ask Monkbarns, for he has gotten the yepistolary
- correspondensh."
- </p>
- <p>
- "God save the king!" exclaimed the Antiquary at the first glance at the
- contents of his packet, and, surprised at once out of decorum, philosophy,
- and phlegm, he skimmed his cocked hat in the air, from which it descended
- not again, being caught in its fall by a branch of the chandelier. He
- next, looking joyously round, laid a grasp on his wig, which he perhaps
- would have sent after the beaver, had not Edie stopped his hand,
- exclaiming "Lordsake! he's gaun gyte!&mdash;mind Caxon's no here to repair
- the damage."
- </p>
- <p>
- Every person now assailed the Antiquary, clamouring to know the cause of
- so sudden a transport, when, somewhat ashamed of his rapture, he fairly
- turned tail, like a fox at the cry of a pack of hounds, and ascending the
- stair by two steps at a time, gained the upper landing-place, where,
- turning round, he addressed the astonished audience as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
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- <p>
- "My good friends, <i>favete linguis</i>&mdash;To give you information, I
- must first, according to logicians, be possessed of it myself; and,
- therefore, with your leaves, I will retire into the library to examine
- these papers&mdash;Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour will have the goodness to
- step into the parlour&mdash;Mr. Sweepclean, <i>secede paulisper,</i> or,
- in your own language, grant us a supersedere of diligence for five minutes&mdash;Hector,
- draw off your forces, and make your bear-garden flourish elsewhere&mdash;and,
- finally, be all of good cheer till my return, which will be <i>instanter.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- The contents of the packet were indeed so little expected, that the
- Antiquary might be pardoned, first his ecstasy, and next his desire of
- delaying to communicate the intelligence they conveyed, until it was
- arranged and digested in his own mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Within the envelope was a letter addressed to Jonathan Oldbuck, Esq. of
- Monkbarns, of the following purport:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear Sir,&mdash;To you, as my father's proved and valued friend, I
- venture to address myself, being detained here by military duty of a very
- pressing nature. You must by this time be acquainted with the entangled
- state of our affairs; and I know it will give you great pleasure to learn,
- that I am as fortunately as unexpectedly placed in a situation to give
- effectual assistance for extricating them. I understand Sir Arthur is
- threatened with severe measures by persons who acted formerly as his
- agents; and, by advice of a creditable man of business here, I have
- procured the enclosed writing, which I understand will stop their
- proceedings until their claim shall be legally discussed, and brought down
- to its proper amount. I also enclose bills to the amount of one thousand
- pounds to pay any other pressing demands, and request of your friendship
- to apply them according to your discretion. You will be surprised I give
- you this trouble, when it would seem more natural to address my father
- directly in his own affairs. But I have yet had no assurance that his eyes
- are opened to the character of a person against whom you have often, I
- know, warned him, and whose baneful influence has been the occasion of
- these distresses. And as I owe the means of relieving Sir Arthur to the
- generosity of a matchless friend, it is my duty to take the most certain
- measures for the supplies being devoted to the purpose for which they were
- destined,&mdash;and I know your wisdom and kindness will see that it is
- done. My friend, as he claims an interest in your regard, will explain
- some views of his own in the enclosed letter. The state of the post-office
- at Fairport being rather notorious, I must send this letter to
- Tannonburgh; but the old man Ochiltree, whom particular circumstances have
- recommended as trustworthy, has information when the packet is likely to
- reach that place, and will take care to forward it. I expect to have soon
- an opportunity to apologize in person for the trouble I now give, and have
- the honour to be your very faithful servant,
- </p>
- <p>
- "Reginald Gamelyn Wardour." "Edinburgh, 6th August, 179-."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary hastily broke the seal of the enclosure, the contents of
- which gave him equal surprise and pleasure. When he had in some measure
- composed himself after such unexpected tidings, he inspected the other
- papers carefully, which all related to business&mdash;put the bills into
- his pocket-book, and wrote a short acknowledgment to be despatched by that
- day's post, for he was extremely methodical in money matters&mdash;and
- lastly, fraught with all the importance of disclosure, he descended to the
- parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sweepclean," said he, as he entered, to the officer who stood
- respectfully at the door, "you must sweep yourself clean out of
- Knockwinnock Castle, with all your followers, tag-rag and bob-tail. Seest
- thou this paper, man?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "A sist on a bill o' suspension," said the messenger, with a disappointed
- look;&mdash;"I thought it would be a queer thing if ultimate diligence was
- to be done against sic a gentleman as Sir Arthur&mdash;Weel, sir, I'se go
- my ways with my party&mdash;And who's to pay my charges?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "They who employed thee," replied Oldbuck, "as thou full well dost know.&mdash;But
- here comes another express: this is a day of news, I think."
- </p>
- <p>
- This was Mr. Mailsetter on his mare from Fairport, with a letter for Sir
- Arthur, another to the messenger, both of which, he said, he was directed
- to forward instantly. The messenger opened his, observing that Greenhorn
- and Grinderson were good enough men for his expenses, and here was a
- letter from them desiring him to stop the diligence. Accordingly, he
- immediately left the apartment, and staying no longer than to gather his
- posse together, he did then, in the phrase of Hector, who watched his
- departure as a jealous mastiff eyes the retreat of a repulsed beggar,
- evacuate Flanders.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur's letter was from Mr. Greenhorn, and a curiosity in its way. We
- give it, with the worthy Baronet's comments.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir&mdash;[Oh! I am <i>dear</i> sir no longer; folks are only dear to
- Messrs. Greenhorn and Grinderson when they are in adversity]&mdash;Sir, I
- am much concerned to learn, on my return from the country, where I was
- called on particular business [a bet on the sweepstakes, I suppose], that
- my partner had the impropriety, in my absence, to undertake the concerns
- of Messrs. Goldiebirds in preference to yours, and had written to you in
- an unbecoming manner. I beg to make my most humble apology, as well as Mr.
- Grindersons&mdash;[come, I see he can write for himself and partner too]&mdash;and
- trust it is impossible you can think me forgetful of, or ungrateful for,
- the constant patronage which my family [<i>his</i> family! curse him for a
- puppy!] have uniformly experienced from that of Knockwinnock. I am sorry
- to find, from an interview I had this day with Mr. Wardour, that he is
- much irritated, and, I must own, with apparent reason. But in order to
- remedy as much as in me lies the mistake of which he complains [pretty
- mistake, indeed! to clap his patron into jail], I have sent this express
- to discharge all proceedings against your person or property; and at the
- same time to transmit my respectful apology. I have only to add, that Mr.
- Grinderson is of opinion, that if restored to your confidence, he could
- point out circumstances connected with Messrs. Goldiebirds' present claim
- which would greatly reduce its amount [so, so, willing to play the rogue
- on either side]; and that there is not the slightest hurry in settling the
- balance of your accompt with us; and that I am, for Mr. G. as well as
- myself, Dear Sir [O ay, he has written himself into an approach to
- familiarity], your much obliged and most humble servant,
- </p>
- <p>
- "Gilbert Greenhorn."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well said, Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn," said Monkbarns; "I see now there is
- some use in having two attorneys in one firm. Their movements resemble
- those of the man and woman in a Dutch baby-house. When it is fair weather
- with the client, out comes the gentleman partner to fawn like a spaniel;
- when it is foul, forth bolts the operative brother to pin like a bull-dog.
- Well, I thank God that my man of business still wears an equilateral
- cocked hat, has a house in the Old Town, is as much afraid of a horse as I
- am myself, plays at golf of a Saturday, goes to the kirk of a Sunday, and,
- in respect he has no partner, hath only his own folly to apologize for."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There are some writers very honest fellows," said Hector; "I should like
- to hear any one say that my cousin, Donald M'Intyre, Strathtudlem's
- seventh son (the other six are in the army), is not as honest a fellow"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "No doubt, no doubt, Hector, all the M'Intyres are so; they have it by
- patent, man&mdash;But I was going to say, that in a profession where
- unbounded trust is necessarily reposed, there is nothing surprising that
- fools should neglect it in their idleness, and tricksters abuse it in
- their knavery. But it is the more to the honour of those (and I will vouch
- for many) who unite integrity with skill and attention, and walk
- honourably upright where there are so many pitfalls and stumbling-blocks
- for those of a different character. To such men their fellow citizens may
- safely entrust the care of protecting their patrimonial rights, and their
- country the more sacred charge of her laws and privileges."
- </p>
- <p>
- "They are best aff, however, that hae least to do with them," said
- Ochiltree, who had stretched his neck into the parlour door; for the
- general confusion of the family not having yet subsided, the domestics,
- like waves after the fall of a hurricane, had not yet exactly regained
- their due limits, but were roaming wildly through the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aha, old Truepenny, art thou there?" said the Antiquary. "Sir Arthur, let
- me bring in the messenger of good luck, though he is but a lame one. You
- talked of the raven that scented out the slaughter from afar; but here's a
- blue pigeon (somewhat of the oldest and toughest, I grant) who smelled the
- good news six or seven miles off, flew thither in the taxed-cart, and
- returned with the olive branch."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ye owe it o' to puir Robie that drave me;&mdash;puir fallow," said the
- beggar, "he doubts he's in disgrace wi' my leddy and Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- Robert's repentant and bashful face was seen over the mendicant's
- shoulder.
- </p>
- <p>
- "In disgrace with me?" said Sir Arthur&mdash;"how so?"&mdash;for the
- irritation into which he had worked himself on occasion of the toast had
- been long forgotten. "O, I recollect&mdash;Robert, I was angry, and you
- were wrong;&mdash;go about your work, and never answer a master that
- speaks to you in a passion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nor any one else," said the Antiquary; "for a soft answer turneth away
- wrath."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And tell your mother, who is so ill with the rheumatism, to come down to
- the housekeeper to-morrow," said Miss Wardour, "and we will see what can
- be of service to her."
- </p>
- <p>
- "God bless your leddyship," said poor Robert, "and his honour Sir Arthur,
- and the young laird, and the house of Knockwinnock in a' its branches, far
- and near!&mdash;it's been a kind and gude house to the puir this mony
- hundred years."
- </p>
- <p>
- "There"&mdash;said the Antiquary to Sir Arthur&mdash;"we won't dispute&mdash;but
- there you see the gratitude of the poor people naturally turns to the
- civil virtues of your family. You don't hear them talk of Redhand, or
- Hell-in-Harness. For me, I must say, <i>Odi accipitrem qui semper vivit in
- armis</i>&mdash;so let us eat and drink in peace, and be joyful, Sir
- Knight."
- </p>
- <p>
- A table was quickly covered in the parlour, where the party sat joyously
- down to some refreshment. At the request of Oldbuck, Edie Ochiltree was
- permitted to sit by the sideboard in a great leathern chair, which was
- placed in some measure behind a screen.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I accede to this the more readily," said Sir Arthur, "because I remember
- in my fathers days that chair was occupied by Ailshie Gourlay, who, for
- aught I know, was the last privileged fool, or jester, maintained by any
- family of distinction in Scotland."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Aweel, Sir Arthur," replied the beggar, who never hesitated an instant
- between his friend and his jest, "mony a wise man sits in a fule's seat,
- and mony a fule in a wise man's, especially in families o' distinction."
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour, fearing the effect of this speech (however worthy of Ailsbie
- Gourlay, or any other privileged jester) upon the nerves of her father,
- hastened to inquire whether ale and beef should not be distributed to the
- servants and people whom the news had assembled round the Castle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Surely, my love," said her father; "when was it ever otherwise in our
- families when a siege had been raised?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, a siege laid by Saunders Sweepclean the bailiff, and raised by Edie
- Ochiltree the gaberlunzie, <i>par nobile fratrum,</i>" said Oldbuck, "and
- well pitted against each other in respectability. But never mind, Sir
- Arthur&mdash; these are such sieges and such reliefs as our time of day
- admits of&mdash;and our escape is not less worth commemorating in a glass
- of this excellent wine&mdash;Upon my credit, it is Burgundy, I think."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Were there anything better in the cellar," said Miss Wardour, "it would
- be all too little to regale you after your friendly exertions."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Say you so?" said the Antiquary: "why, then, a cup of thanks to you, my
- fair enemy, and soon may you be besieged as ladies love best to be, and
- sign terms of capitulation in the chapel of Saint Winnox!"
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Wardour blushed&mdash;Hector coloured, and then grew pale.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur answered, "My daughter is much obliged to you, Monkbarns; but
- unless you'll accept of her yourself, I really do not know where a poor
- knight's daughter is to seek for an alliance in these mercenary times."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Me, mean ye, Sir Arthur? No, not I! I will claim privilege of the duello,
- and, as being unable to encounter my fair enemy myself, I will appear by
- my champion&mdash;But of this matter hereafter. What do you find in the
- papers there, Hector, that you hold your head down over them as if your
- nose were bleeding?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Nothing particular, sir; but only that, as my arm is now almost quite
- well, I think I shall relieve you of my company in a day or two, and go to
- Edinburgh. I see Major Neville is arrived there. I should like to see
- him."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Major whom?" said his uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Major Neville, sir," answered the young soldier.
- </p>
- <p>
- "And who the devil is Major Neville?" demanded the Antiquary.
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, Mr. Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur, "you must remember his name frequently
- in the newspapers&mdash;a very distinguished young officer indeed. But I
- am happy to say that Mr. M'Intyre need not leave Monkbarns to see him, for
- my son writes that the Major is to come with him to Knockwinnock, and I
- need not say how happy I shall be to make the young gentlemen acquainted,&mdash;unless,
- indeed, they are known to each other already."
- </p>
- <p>
- "No, not personally," answered Hector, "but I have had occasion to hear a
- good deal of him, and we have several mutual friends&mdash;your son being
- one of them. But I must go to Edinburgh; for I see my uncle is beginning
- to grow tired of me, and I am afraid"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "That you will grow tired of him?" interrupted Oldbuck,&mdash;"I fear
- that's past praying for. But you have forgotten that the ecstatic twelfth
- of August approaches, and that you are engaged to meet one of Lord
- Glenallan's gamekeepers, God knows where, to persecute the peaceful
- feathered creation."
- </p>
- <p>
- "True, true, uncle&mdash;I had forgot that," exclaimed the volatile
- Hector; "but you said something just now that put everything out of my
- head."
- </p>
- <p>
- "An it like your honours," said old Edie, thrusting his white head from
- behind the screen, where he had been plentifully regaling himself with ale
- and cold meat&mdash;"an it like your honours, I can tell ye something that
- will keep the Captain wi' us amaist as weel as the pouting&mdash;Hear ye
- na the French are coming?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The French, you blockhead?" answered Oldbuck&mdash;"Bah!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have not had time," said Sir Arthur Wardour, "to look over my
- lieutenancy correspondence for the week&mdash;indeed, I generally make a
- rule to read it only on Wednesdays, except in pressing cases,&mdash;for I
- do everything by method; but from the glance I took of my letters, I
- observed some alarm was entertained."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Alarm?" said Edie, "troth there's alarm, for the provost's gar'd the
- beacon light on the Halket-head be sorted up (that suld hae been sorted
- half a year syne) in an unco hurry, and the council hae named nae less a
- man than auld Caxon himsell to watch the light. Some say it was out o'
- compliment to Lieutenant Taffril,&mdash;for it's neist to certain that
- he'll marry Jenny Caxon,&mdash;some say it's to please your honour and
- Monkbarns that wear wigs&mdash;and some say there's some auld story about
- a periwig that ane o' the bailies got and neer paid for&mdash;Onyway,
- there he is, sitting cockit up like a skart upon the tap o' the craig, to
- skirl when foul weather comes."
- </p>
- <p>
- "On mine honour, a pretty warder," said Monkbarns; "and what's my wig to
- do all the while?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I asked Caxon that very question," answered Ochiltree, "and he said he
- could look in ilka morning, and gie't a touch afore he gaed to his bed,
- for there's another man to watch in the day-time, and Caxon says he'll
- friz your honour's wig as weel sleeping as wauking."
- </p>
- <p>
- This news gave a different turn to the conversation, which ran upon
- national defence, and the duty of fighting for the land we live in, until
- it was time to part. The Antiquary and his nephew resumed their walk
- homeward, after parting from Knockwinnock with the warmest expressions of
- mutual regard, and an agreement to meet again as soon as possible.
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TWENTY-THIRD.
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- Nay, if she love me not, I care not for her:
- Shall I look pale because the maiden blooms
- Or sigh because she smiles, and smiles on others
- Not I, by Heaven!&mdash;I hold my peace too dear,
- To let it, like the plume upon her cap,
- Shake at each nod that her caprice shall dictate.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
- <p>
- "Hector," said his uncle to Captain M'Intyre, in the course of their walk
- homeward, "I am sometimes inclined to suspect that, in one respect, you
- are a fool."
- </p>
- <p>
- "If you only think me so in <i>one</i> respect, sir, I am sure you do me
- more grace than I expected or deserve."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I mean in one particular <i>par excellence,</i>" answered the Antiquary.
- "I have sometimes thought that you have cast your eyes upon Miss Wardour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, sir," said M'Intyre, with much composure.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, sir," echoed his uncle&mdash;"Deuce take the fellow! he answers me
- as if it were the most reasonable thing in the world, that he, a captain
- in the army, and nothing at all besides, should marry the daughter of a
- baronet."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I presume to think, sir," said the young Highlander, "there would be no
- degradation on Miss Wardour's part in point of family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "O, Heaven forbid we should come on that topic!&mdash;No, no, equal both&mdash;both
- on the table-land of gentility, and qualified to look down on every <i>roturier</i>
- in Scotland."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And in point of fortune we are pretty even, since neither of us have got
- any," continued Hector. "There may be an error, but I cannot plead guilty
- to presumption."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But here lies the error, then, if you call it so," replied his uncle:
- "she won't have you, Hector."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed, sir?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It is very sure, Hector; and to make it double sure, I must inform you
- that she likes another man. She misunderstood some words I once said to
- her, and I have since been able to guess at the interpretation she put on
- them. At the time I was unable to account for her hesitation and blushing;
- but, my poor Hector, I now understand them as a death-signal to your hopes
- and pretensions. So I advise you to beat your retreat and draw off your
- forces as well as you can, for the fort is too well garrisoned for you to
- storm it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have no occasion to beat any retreat, uncle," said Hector, holding
- himself very upright, and marching with a sort of dogged and offended
- solemnity; "no man needs to retreat that has never advanced. There are
- women in Scotland besides Miss Wardour, of as good family"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "And better taste," said his uncle; "doubtless there are, Hector; and
- though I cannot say but that she is one of the most accomplished as well
- as sensible girls I have seen, yet I doubt, much of her merit would be
- cast away on you. A showy figure, now, with two cross feathers above her
- noddle&mdash;one green, one blue; who would wear a riding-habit of the
- regimental complexion, drive a gig one day, and the next review the
- regiment on the grey trotting pony which dragged that vehicle, <i>hoc erat
- in votis;</i>&mdash;these are the qualities that would subdue you,
- especially if she had a taste for natural history, and loved a specimen of
- a <i>phoca.</i>"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It's a little hard, sir," said Hector, "I must have that cursed seal
- thrown into my face on all occasions&mdash;but I care little about it&mdash;and
- I shall not break my heart for Miss Wardour. She is free to choose for
- herself, and I wish her all happiness."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Magnanimously resolved, thou prop of Troy! Why, Hector, I was afraid of a
- scene. Your sister told me you were desperately in love with Miss
- Wardour."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir," answered the young man, "you would not have me desperately in love
- with a woman that does not care about me?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, nephew," said the Antiquary, more seriously, "there is doubtless
- much sense in what you say; yet I would have given a great deal, some
- twenty or twenty-five years since, to have been able to think as you do."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Anybody, I suppose, may think as they please on such subjects," said
- Hector.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not according to the old school," said Oldbuck; "but, as I said before,
- the practice of the modern seems in this case the most prudential, though,
- I think, scarcely the most interesting. But tell me your ideas now on this
- prevailing subject of an invasion. The cry is still, They come."
- </p>
- <p>
- Hector, swallowing his mortification, which he was peculiarly anxious to
- conceal from his uncle's satirical observation, readily entered into a
- conversation which was to turn the Antiquary's thoughts from Miss Wardour
- and the seal. When they reached Monkbarns, the communicating to the ladies
- the events which had taken place at the castle, with the
- counter-information of how long dinner had waited before the womankind had
- ventured to eat it in the Antiquary's absence, averted these delicate
- topics of discussion.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next morning the Antiquary arose early, and, as Caxon had not yet made
- his appearance, he began mentally to feel the absence of the petty news
- and small talk of which the ex-peruquier was a faithful reporter, and
- which habit had made as necessary to the Antiquary as his occasional pinch
- of snuff, although he held, or affected to hold, both to be of the same
- intrinsic value. The feeling of vacuity peculiar to such a deprivation,
- was alleviated by the appearance of old Ochiltree, sauntering beside the
- clipped yew and holly hedges, with the air of a person quite at home.
- Indeed, so familiar had he been of late, that even Juno did not bark at
- him, but contented herself with watching him with a close and vigilant
- eye. Our Antiquary stepped out in his night-gown, and instantly received
- and returned his greeting.
- </p>
- <p>
- "They are coming now, in good earnest, Monkbarns. I just cam frae Fairport
- to bring ye the news, and then I'll step away back again. The Search has
- just come into the bay, and they say she's been chased by a French fleet.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The Search?" said Oldbuck, reflecting a moment. "Oho!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Ay, ay, Captain Taffril's gun-brig, the Search."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What? any relation to <i>Search, No. II.?</i>" said Oldbuck, catching at
- the light which the name of the vessel seemed to throw on the mysterious
- chest of treasure.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mendicant, like a man detected in a frolic, put his bonnet before his
- face, yet could not help laughing heartily.&mdash;"The deil's in you,
- Monkbarns, for garring odds and evens meet. Wha thought ye wad hae laid
- that and that thegither? Od, I am clean catch'd now."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I see it all," said Oldbuck, "as plain as the legend on a medal of high
- preservation&mdash;the box in which the' bullion was found belonged to the
- gun-brig, and the treasure to my phoenix?"&mdash;(Edie nodded assent),&mdash;"and
- was buried there that Sir Arthur might receive relief in his
- difficulties?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "By me," said Edie, "and twa o' the brig's men&mdash;but they didna ken
- its contents, and thought it some bit smuggling concern o' the Captain's.
- I watched day and night till I saw it in the right hand; and then, when
- that German deevil was glowering at the lid o' the kist (they liked mutton
- weel that licked where the yowe lay), I think some Scottish deevil put it
- into my head to play him yon ither cantrip. Now, ye see, if I had said
- mair or less to Bailie Littlejohn, I behoved till hae come out wi' a' this
- story; and vexed would Mr. Lovel hae been to have it brought to light&mdash;sae
- I thought I would stand to onything rather than that."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I must say he has chosen his confidant well," said Oldbuck, "though
- somewhat strangely."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I'll say this for mysell, Monkbarns," answered the mendicant, "that I am
- the fittest man in the haill country to trust wi' siller, for I neither
- want it, nor wish for it, nor could use it if I had it. But the lad hadna
- muckle choice in the matter, for he thought he was leaving the country for
- ever (I trust he's mistaen in that though); and the night was set in when
- we learned, by a strange chance, Sir Arthur's sair distress, and Lovel was
- obliged to be on board as the day dawned. But five nights afterwards the
- brig stood into the bay, and I met the boat by appointment, and we buried
- the treasure where ye fand it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "This was a very romantic, foolish exploit," said Oldbuck: "why not trust
- me, or any other friend?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The blood o' your sister's son," replied Edie, "was on his hands, and him
- maybe dead outright&mdash;what time had he to take counsel?&mdash;or how
- could he ask it of you, by onybody?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are right. But what if Dousterswivel had come before you?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "There was little fear o' his coming there without Sir Arthur: he had
- gotten a sair gliff the night afore, and never intended to look near the
- place again, unless he had been brought there sting and ling. He ken'd
- weel the first pose was o' his ain hiding, and how could he expect a
- second? He just havered on about it to make the mair o' Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Then how," said Oldbuck, "should Sir Arthur have come there unless the
- German had brought him?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Umph!" answered Edie drily. "I had a story about Misticot wad hae brought
- him forty miles, or you either. Besides, it was to be thought he would be
- for visiting the place he fand the first siller in&mdash;he ken'd na the
- secret o' that job. In short, the siller being in this shape, Sir Arthur
- in utter difficulties, and Lovel determined he should never ken the hand
- that helped him,&mdash;for that was what he insisted maist upon,&mdash;we
- couldna think o' a better way to fling the gear in his gate, though we
- simmered it and wintered it e'er sae lang. And if by ony queer mischance
- Doustercivil had got his claws on't, I was instantly to hae informed you
- or the Sheriff o' the haill story."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, notwithstanding all these wise precautions, I think your
- contrivance succeeded better than such a clumsy one deserved, Edie. But
- how the deuce came Lovel by such a mass of silver ingots?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "That's just what I canna tell ye&mdash;But they were put on board wi' his
- things at Fairport, it's like, and we stowed them into ane o' the
- ammunition-boxes o' the brig, baith for concealment and convenience of
- carriage."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Lord!" said Oldbuck, his recollection recurring to the earlier part of
- his acquaintance with Lovel; "and this young fellow, who was putting
- hundreds on so strange a hazard, I must be recommending a subscription to
- him, and paying his bill at the Ferry! I never will pay any person's bill
- again, that's certain.&mdash;And you kept up a constant correspondence
- with Lovel, I suppose?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I just gat ae bit scrape o' a pen frae him, to say there wad, as
- yesterday fell, be a packet at Tannonburgh, wi' letters o' great
- consequence to the Knockwinnock folk; for they jaloused the opening of our
- letters at Fairport&mdash;And that's a's true; I hear Mrs. Mailsetter is
- to lose her office for looking after other folk's business and neglecting
- her ain."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what do you expect now, Edie, for being the adviser, and messenger,
- and guard, and confidential person in all these matters?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Deil haet do I expect&mdash;excepting that a' the gentles will come to
- the gaberlunzie's burial; and maybe ye'll carry the head yoursell, as ye
- did puir Steenie Mucklebackit's.&mdash;What trouble was't to me? I was
- ganging about at ony rate&mdash;Oh, but I was blythe when I got out of
- Prison, though; for I thought, what if that weary letter should come when
- I am closed up here like an oyster, and a' should gang wrang for want o't?
- and whiles I thought I maun mak a clean breast and tell you a' about it;
- but then I couldna weel do that without contravening Mr. Lovel's positive
- orders; and I reckon he had to see somebody at Edinburgh afore he could do
- what he wussed to do for Sir Arthur and his family."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, and to your public news, Edie&mdash;So they are still coming are
- they?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth they say sae, sir; and there's come down strict orders for the
- forces and volunteers to be alert; and there's a clever young officer to
- come here forthwith, to look at our means o' defence&mdash;I saw the
- Bailies lass cleaning his belts and white breeks&mdash;I gae her a hand,
- for ye maun think she wasna ower clever at it, and sae I gat a' the news
- for my pains."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And what think you, as an old soldier?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth I kenna&mdash;an they come so mony as they speak o', they'll be
- odds against us. But there's mony yauld chields amang thae volunteers; and
- I mauna say muckle about them that's no weel and no very able, because I
- am something that gate mysell&mdash;But we'se do our best."
- </p>
- <p>
- "What! so your martial spirit is rising again, Edie?
- </p>
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- Even in our ashes glow their wonted fires!
-</pre>
- <p>
- I would not have thought you, Edie, had so much to fight for?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Me</i> no muckle to fight for, sir?&mdash;isna there the country to
- fight for, and the burnsides that I gang daundering beside, and the
- hearths o'the gudewives that gie me my bit bread, and the bits o' weans
- that come toddling to play wi' me when I come about a landward town?&mdash;Deil!"
- he continued, grasping his pike-staff with great emphasis, "an I had as
- gude pith as I hae gude-will, and a gude cause, I should gie some o' them
- a day's kemping."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Bravo, bravo, Edie! The country's in little ultimate danger, when the
- beggar's as ready to fight for his dish as the laird for his land."
- </p>
- <p>
- Their further conversation reverted to the particulars of the night passed
- by the mendicant and Lovel in the ruins of St. Ruth; by the details of
- which the Antiquary was highly amused.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I would have given a guinea," he said, "to have seen the scoundrelly
- German under the agonies of those terrors, which it is part of his own
- quackery to inspire into others; and trembling alternately for the fury of
- his patron, and the apparition of some hobgoblin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Troth," said the beggar, "there was time for him to be cowed; for ye wad
- hae thought the very spirit of Hell-in-Harness had taken possession o' the
- body o' Sir Arthur. But what will come o' the land-louper?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have had a letter this morning, from which I understand he has
- acquitted you of the charge he brought against you, and offers to make
- such discoveries as will render the settlement of Sir Arthur's affairs a
- more easy task than we apprehended&mdash;So writes the Sheriff; and adds,
- that he has given some private information of importance to Government, in
- consideration of which, I understand he will be sent back to play the
- knave in his own country."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And a' the bonny engines, and wheels, and the coves, and sheughs, doun at
- Glenwithershins yonder, what's to come o' them?" said Edie.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I hope the men, before they are dispersed, will make a bonfire of their
- gimcracks, as an army destroy their artillery when forced to raise a
- siege. And as for the holes, Edie, I abandon them as rat-traps, for the
- benefit of the next wise men who may choose to drop the substance to
- snatch at a shadow."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hech, sirs! guide us a'! to burn the engines? that's a great waste&mdash;Had
- ye na better try to get back part o' your hundred pounds wi' the sale o'
- the materials?" he continued, with a tone of affected condolence.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Not a farthing," said the Antiquary, peevishly, taking a turn from him,
- and making a step or two away. Then returning, half-smiling at his own
- pettishness, he said, "Get thee into the house, Edie, and remember my
- counsel, never speak to me about a mine, nor to my nephew Hector about a
- <i>phoca,</i> that is a sealgh, as you call it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I maun be ganging my ways back to Fairport," said the wanderer; "I want
- to see what they're saying there about the invasion;&mdash;but I'll mind
- what your honour says, no to speak to you about a sealgh, or to the
- Captain about the hundred pounds that you gied to Douster"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Confound thee!&mdash;I desired thee not to mention that to me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Dear me!" said Edie, with affected surprise; "weel, I thought there was
- naething but what your honour could hae studden in the way o' agreeable
- conversation, unless it was about the Praetorian yonder, or the bodle that
- the packman sauld to ye for an auld coin."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pshaw! pshaw!" said the Antiquary, turning from him hastily, and
- retreating into the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mendicant looked after him a moment, and with a chuckling laugh, such
- as that with which a magpie or parrot applauds a successful exploit of
- mischief, he resumed once more the road to Fairport. His habits had given
- him a sort of restlessness, much increased by the pleasure he took in
- gathering news; and in a short time he had regained the town which he left
- in the morning, for no reason that he knew himself, unless just to "hae a
- bit crack wi' Monkbarns."
- </p>
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- CHAPTER TWENTY-FOURTH.
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- Red glared the beacon on Pownell
- On Skiddaw there were three;
- The bugle horn on moor and fell
- Was heard continually.
- James Hogg.
-</pre>
- <p>
- The watch who kept his watch on the hill, and looked towards Birnam,
- probably conceived himself dreaming when he first beheld the fated grove
- put itself into motion for its march to Dunsinane. Even so old Caxon, as
- perched in his hut, he qualified his thoughts upon the approaching
- marriage of his daughter, and the dignity of being father-in-law to
- Lieutenant Taffril, with an occasional peep towards the signal-post with
- which his own corresponded, was not a little surprised by observing a
- light in that direction. He rubbed his eyes, looked again, adjusting his
- observation by a cross-staff which had been placed so as to bear upon the
- point. And behold, the light increased, like a comet to the eye of the
- astronomer, "with fear of change perplexing nations."
- </p>
- <p>
- "The Lord preserve us!" said Caxon, "what's to be done now? But there will
- be wiser heads than mine to look to that, sae I'se e'en fire the beacon."
- </p>
- <p>
- And he lighted the beacon accordingly, which threw up to the sky a long
- wavering train of light, startling the sea-fowl from their nests, and
- reflected far beneath by the reddening billows of the sea. The brother
- warders of Caxon being equally diligent, caught, and repeated his signal.
- The lights glanced on headlands and capes and inland hills, and the whole
- district was alarmed by the signal of invasion. *
- </p>
- <p>
- * Note J. Alarms of Invasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Our Antiquary, his head wrapped warm in two double night-caps, was quietly
- enjoying his repose, when it was suddenly broken by the screams of his
- sister, his niece, and two maid-servants.
- </p>
- <p>
- "What the devil is the matter?" said he, starting up in his bed&mdash;
- "womankind in my room at this hour of night!&mdash;are ye all mad?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "The beacon, uncle!" said Miss M'Intyre.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The French coming to murder us!" screamed Miss Griselda.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The beacon! the beacon!&mdash;the French! the French!&mdash;murder!
- murder! and waur than murder!"&mdash;cried the two handmaidens, like the
- chorus of an opera.
- </p>
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- <p>
- "The French?" said Oldbuck, starting up&mdash;"get out of the room,
- womankind that you are, till I get my things on&mdash;And hark ye, bring
- me my sword."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Whilk o' them, Monkbarns?" cried his sister, offering a Roman falchion of
- brass with the one hand, and with the other an Andrea Ferrara without a
- handle.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The langest, the langest," cried Jenny Rintherout, dragging in a
- two-handed sword of the twelfth century.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Womankind," said Oldbuck in great agitation, "be composed, and do not
- give way to vain terror&mdash;Are you sure they are come?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sure, sure!" exclaimed Jenny&mdash;"ower sure!&mdash;a' the sea
- fencibles, and the land fencibles, and the volunteers and yeomanry, are on
- fit, and driving to Fairport as hard as horse and man can gang&mdash;and
- auld Mucklebackit's gane wi' the lave&mdash;muckle gude he'll do!&mdash;Hech,
- sirs!&mdash;<i>he'll</i> be missed the morn wha wad hae served king and
- country weel!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Give me," said Oldbuck, "the sword which my father wore in the year
- forty-five&mdash;it hath no belt or baldrick&mdash;but we'll make shift."
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying he thrust the weapon through the cover of his breeches pocket.
- At this moment Hector entered, who had been to a neighbouring height to
- ascertain whether the alarm was actual.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Where are your arms, nephew?" exclaimed Oldbuck&mdash;"where is your
- double-barrelled gun, that was never out of your hand when there was no
- occasion for such vanities?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pooh! pooh! sir," said Hector, "who ever took a fowling-piece on action?
- I have got my uniform on, you see&mdash;I hope I shall be of more use if
- they will give me a command than I could be with ten double-barrels. And
- you, sir, must get to Fairport, to give directions for quartering and
- maintaining the men and horses, and preventing confusion."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You are right, Hector,&mdash;l believe I shall do as much with my head as
- my hand too. But here comes Sir Arthur Wardour, who, between ourselves, is
- not fit to accomplish much either one way or the other."
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Arthur was probably of a different opinion; for, dressed in his
- lieutenancy uniform, he was also on the road to Fairport, and called in
- his way to take Mr. Oldbuck with him, having had his original opinion of
- his sagacity much confirmed by late events. And in spite of all the
- entreaties of the womankind that the Antiquary would stay to garrison
- Monkbarns, Mr. Oldbuck, with his nephew, instantly accepted Sir Arthur's
- offer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those who have witnessed such a scene can alone conceive the state of
- bustle in Fairport. The windows were glancing with a hundred lights,
- which, appearing and disappearing rapidly, indicated the confusion within
- doors. The women of lower rank assembled and clamoured in the
- market-place. The yeomanry, pouring from their different glens, galloped
- through the streets, some individually, some in parties of five or six, as
- they had met on the road. The drums and fifes of the volunteers beating to
- arms, were blended with the voice of the officers, the sound of the
- bugles, and the tolling of the bells from the steeple. The ships in the
- harbour were lit up, and boats from the armed vessels added to the bustle,
- by landing men and guns destined to assist in the defence of the place.
- This part of the preparations was superintended by Taffril with much
- activity. Two or three light vessels had already slipped their cables and
- stood out to sea, in order to discover the supposed enemy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Such was the scene of general confusion, when Sir Arthur Wardour, Oldbuck,
- and Hector, made their way with difficulty into the principal square,
- where the town-house is situated. It was lighted up, and the magistracy,
- with many of the neighbouring gentlemen, were assembled. And here, as upon
- other occasions of the like kind in Scotland, it was remarkable how the
- good sense and firmness of the people supplied almost all the deficiencies
- of inexperience.
- </p>
- <p>
- The magistrates were beset by the quarter-masters of the different corps
- for billets for men and horses. "Let us," said Bailie Littlejohn, "take
- the horses into our warehouses, and the men into our parlours&mdash;share
- our supper with the one, and our forage with the other. We have made
- ourselves wealthy under a free and paternal government, and now is the
- time to show we know its value."
- </p>
- <p>
- A loud and cheerful acquiescence was given by all present, and the
- substance of the wealthy, with the persons of those of all ranks, were
- unanimously devoted to the defence of the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- Captain M'Intyre acted on this occasion as military adviser and
- aide-de-camp to the principal magistrate, and displayed a degree of
- presence of mind, and knowledge of his profession, totally unexpected by
- his uncle, who, recollecting his usual <i>insouciance</i> and impetuosity,
- gazed at him with astonishment from time to time, as he remarked the calm
- and steady manner in which he explained the various measures of precaution
- that his experience suggested, and gave directions for executing them. He
- found the different corps in good order, considering the irregular
- materials of which they were composed, in great force of numbers and high
- confidence and spirits. And so much did military experience at that moment
- overbalance all other claims to consequence, that even old Edie, instead
- of being left, like Diogenes at Sinope, to roll his tub when all around
- were preparing for defence, had the duty assigned him of superintending
- the serving out of the ammunition, which he executed with much discretion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Two things were still anxiously expected&mdash;the presence of the
- Glenallan volunteers, who, in consideration of the importance of that
- family, had been formed into a separate corps, and the arrival of the
- officer before announced, to whom the measures of defence on that coast
- had been committed by the commander-in-chief, and whose commission would
- entitle him to take upon himself the full disposal of the military force.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length the bugles of the Glenallan yeomanry were heard, and the Earl
- himself, to the surprise of all who knew his habits and state of health,
- appeared at their head in uniform. They formed a very handsome and
- well-mounted squadron, formed entirely out of the Earl's Lowland tenants,
- and were followed by a regiment of five hundred men, completely equipped
- in the Highland dress, whom he had brought down from the upland glens,
- with their pipes playing in the van. The clean and serviceable appearance
- of this band of feudal dependants called forth the admiration of Captain
- M'Intyre; but his uncle was still more struck by the manner in which, upon
- this crisis, the ancient military spirit of his house seemed to animate
- and invigorate the decayed frame of the Earl, their leader. He claimed,
- and obtained for himself and his followers, the post most likely to be
- that of danger, displayed great alacrity in making the necessary
- dispositions, and showed equal acuteness in discussing their propriety.
- Morning broke in upon the military councils of Fairport, while all
- concerned were still eagerly engaged in taking precautions for their
- defence.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length a cry among the people announced, "There's the brave Major
- Neville come at last, with another officer;" and their post-chaise and
- four drove into the square, amidst the huzzas of the volunteers and
- inhabitants. The magistrates, with their assessors of the lieutenancy,
- hastened to the door of their town-house to receive him; but what was the
- surprise of all present, but most especially that of the Antiquary, when
- they became aware, that the handsome uniform and military cap disclosed
- the person and features of the pacific Lovel! A warm embrace, and a hearty
- shake of the hand, were necessary to assure him that his eyes were doing
- him justice. Sir Arthur was no less surprised to recognise his son,
- Captain Wardour, in Lovel's, or rather Major Neville's company. The first
- words of the young officers were a positive assurance to all present, that
- the courage and zeal which they had displayed were entirely thrown away,
- unless in so far as they afforded an acceptable proof of their spirit and
- promptitude.
- </p>
- <p>
- "The watchman at Halket-head," said Major Neville, "as we discovered by an
- investigation which we made in our route hither, was most naturally misled
- by a bonfire which some idle people had made on the hill above
- Glenwithershins, just in the line of the beacon with which his
- corresponded."
- </p>
- <p>
- Oldbuck gave a conscious look to Sir Arthur, who returned it with one
- equally sheepish, and a shrug of the shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- "It must have been the machinery which we condemned to the flames in our
- wrath," said the Antiquary, plucking up heart, though not a little ashamed
- of having been the cause of so much disturbance&mdash;"The devil take
- Dousterswivel with all my heart!&mdash;I think he has bequeathed us a
- legacy of blunders and mischief, as if he had lighted some train of
- fireworks at his departure. I wonder what cracker will go off next among
- our shins. But yonder comes the prudent Caxon.&mdash;Hold up your head,
- you ass&mdash;your betters must bear the blame for you&mdash;And here,
- take this what-d'ye-call it"&mdash;(giving him his sword)&mdash;"I wonder
- what I would have said yesterday to any man that would have told me I was
- to stick such an appendage to my tail."
- </p>
- <p>
- Here he found his arm gently pressed by Lord Glenallan, who dragged him
- into a separate apartment. "For God's sake, who is that young gentleman
- who is so strikingly like"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "Like the unfortunate Eveline," interrupted Oldbuck. "I felt my heart warm
- to him from the first, and your lordship has suggested the very cause."
- </p>
- <p>
- "But who&mdash;who is he?" continued Lord Glenallan, holding the Antiquary
- with a convulsive grasp.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Formerly I would have called him Lovel, but now he turns out to be Major
- Neville."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Whom my brother brought up as his natural son&mdash;whom he made his heir&mdash;
- Gracious Heaven! the child of my Eveline!"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Hold, my lord&mdash;hold!" said Oldbuck, "do not give too hasty way to
- such a presumption;&mdash;what probability is there?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Probability? none! There is certainty! absolute certainty! The agent I
- mentioned to you wrote me the whole story&mdash;I received it yesterday,
- not sooner. Bring him, for God's sake, that a father's eyes may bless him
- before he departs."
- </p>
- <p>
- "I will; but for your own sake and his, give him a few moments for
- preparation."
- </p>
- <p>
- And, determined to make still farther investigation before yielding his
- entire conviction to so strange a tale, he sought out Major Neville, and
- found him expediting the necessary measures for dispersing the force which
- had been assembled.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pray, Major Neville, leave this business for a moment to Captain Wardour
- and to Hector, with whom, I hope, you are thoroughly reconciled" (Neville
- laughed, and shook hands with Hector across the table), "and grant me a
- moment's audience."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You have a claim on me, Mr. Oldbuck, were my business more urgent," said
- Neville, "for having passed myself upon you under a false name, and
- rewarding your hospitality by injuring your nephew."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You served him as he deserved," said Oldbuck&mdash;"though, by the way,
- he showed as much good sense as spirit to-day&mdash;Egad! if he would rub
- up his learning, and read Caesar and Polybus, and the <i>Stratagemata
- Polyaeni,</i> I think he would rise in the army&mdash;and I will certainly
- lend him a lift."
- </p>
- <p>
- "He is heartily deserving of it," said Neville; "and I am glad you excuse
- me, which you may do the more frankly, when you know that I am so
- unfortunate as to have no better right to the name of Neville, by which I
- have been generally distinguished, than to that of Lovel, under which you
- knew me."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Indeed! then, I trust, we shall find out one for you to which you shall
- have a firm and legal title."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Sir!&mdash;I trust you do not think the misfortune of my birth a fit
- subject"&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- "By no means, young man," answered the Antiquary, interrupting him;&mdash;"I
- believe I know more of your birth than you do yourself&mdash;and, to
- convince you of it, you were educated and known as a natural son of
- Geraldin Neville of Neville's-Burgh, in Yorkshire, and I presume, as his
- destined heir?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Pardon me&mdash;no such views were held out to me. I was liberally
- educated, and pushed forward in the army by money and interest; but I
- believe my supposed father long entertained some ideas of marriage, though
- he never carried them into effect."
- </p>
- <p>
- "You say your <i>supposed</i> father?&mdash;What leads you to suppose Mr.
- Geraldin Neville was not your real father?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I know, Mr. Oldbuck, that you would not ask these questions on a point of
- such delicacy for the gratification of idle curiosity. I will therefore
- tell you candidly, that last year, while we occupied a small town in
- French Flanders, I found in a convent, near which I was quartered, a woman
- who spoke remarkably good English&mdash;She was a Spaniard&mdash;her name
- Teresa D'Acunha. In the process of our acquaintance, she discovered who I
- was, and made herself known to me as the person who had charge of my
- infancy. She dropped more than one hint of rank to which I was entitled,
- and of injustice done to me, promising a more full disclosure in case of
- the death of a lady in Scotland, during whose lifetime she was determined
- to keep the secret. She also intimated that Mr. Geraldin Neville was not
- my father. We were attacked by the enemy, and driven from the town, which
- was pillaged with savage ferocity by the republicans. The religious orders
- were the particular objects of their hate and cruelty. The convent was
- burned, and several nuns perished&mdash; among others Teresa; and with her
- all chance of knowing the story of my birth: tragic by all accounts it
- must have been."
- </p>
- <p>
- "<i>Raro antecedentem scelestum,</i> or, as I may here say, <i>scelestam,</i>"
- said Oldbuck, "<i>deseruit poena</i>&mdash;even Epicureans admitted that.
- And what did you do upon this?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "I remonstrated with Mr. Neville by letter, and to no purpose. I then
- obtained leave of absence, and threw myself at his feet, conjuring him to
- complete the disclosure which Teresa had begun. He refused, and, on my
- importunity, indignantly upbraided me with the favours he had already
- conferred. I thought he abused the power of a benefactor, as he was
- compelled to admit he had no title to that of a father, and we parted in
- mutual displeasure. I renounced the name of Neville, and assumed that
- under which you knew me. It was at this time, when residing with a friend
- in the north of England who favoured my disguise, that I became acquainted
- with Miss Wardour, and was romantic enough to follow her to Scotland. My
- mind wavered on various plans of life, when I resolved to apply once more
- to Mr. Neville for an explanation of the mystery of my birth. It was long
- ere I received an answer; you were present when it was put into my hands.
- He informed me of his bad state of health, and conjured me, for my own
- sake, to inquire no farther into the nature of his connection with me, but
- to rest satisfied with his declaring it to be such and so intimate, that
- he designed to constitute me his heir. When I was preparing to leave
- Fairport to join him, a second express brought me word that he was no
- more. The possession of great wealth was unable to suppress the remorseful
- feelings with which I now regarded my conduct to my benefactor, and some
- hints in his letter appearing to intimate there was on my birth a deeper
- stain than that of ordinary illegitimacy, I remembered certain prejudices
- of Sir Arthur."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And you brooded over these melancholy ideas until you were ill, instead
- of coming to me for advice, and telling me the whole story?" said Oldbuck.
- </p>
- <p>
- "Exactly; then came my quarrel with Captain M'Intyre, and my compelled
- departure from Fairport and its vicinity."
- </p>
- <p>
- "From love and from poetry&mdash;Miss Wardour and the Caledoniad?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Most true."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And since that time you have been occupied, I suppose, with plans for Sir
- Arthur's relief?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "Yes, sir; with the assistance of Captain Wardour at Edinburgh."
- </p>
- <p>
- "And Edie Ochiltree here&mdash;you see I know the whole story. But how
- came you by the treasure?"
- </p>
- <p>
- "It was a quantity of plate which had belonged to my uncle, and was left
- in the custody of a person at Fairport. Some time before his death he had
- sent orders that it should be melted down. He perhaps did not wish me to
- see the Glenallan arms upon it."
- </p>
- <p>
- "Well, Major Neville&mdash;or let me say, Lovel, being the name in which I
- rather delight&mdash;you must, I believe, exchange both of your <i>alias's</i>
- for the style and title of the Honourable William Geraldin, commonly
- called Lord Geraldin."
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary then went through the strange and melancholy circumstances
- concerning his mother's death.
- </p>
- <p>
- "I have no doubt," he said, "that your uncle wished the report to be
- believed, that the child of this unhappy marriage was no more&mdash;perhaps
- he might himself have an eye to the inheritance of his brother&mdash;he
- was then a gay wild young man&mdash;But of all intentions against your
- person, however much the evil conscience of Elspeth might lead her to
- inspect him from the agitation in which he appeared, Teresa's story and
- your own fully acquit him. And now, my dear sir, let me have the pleasure
- of introducing a son to a father."
- </p>
- <p>
- We will not attempt to describe such a meeting. The proofs on all sides
- were found to be complete, for Mr. Neville had left a distinct account of
- the whole transaction with his confidential steward in a sealed packet,
- which was not to be opened until the death of the old Countess; his motive
- for preserving secrecy so long appearing to have been an apprehension of
- the effect which the discovery, fraught with so much disgrace, must
- necessarily produce upon her haughty and violent temper.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the evening of that day, the yeomanry and volunteers of Glenallan drank
- prosperity to their young master. In a month afterwards Lord Geraldin was
- married to Miss Wardour, the Antiquary making the lady a present of the
- wedding ring&mdash;a massy circle of antique chasing, bearing the motto of
- Aldobrand Oldenbuck, <i>Kunst macht gunst.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Edie, the most important man that ever wore a blue gown, bowls away
- easily from one friend's house to another, and boasts that he never
- travels unless on a sunny day. Latterly, indeed, he has given some
- symptoms of becoming stationary, being frequently found in the corner of a
- snug cottage between Monkbarns and Knockwinnock, to which Caxon retreated
- upon his daughter's marriage, in order to be in the neighbourhood of the
- three parochial wigs, which he continues to keep in repair, though only
- for amusement. Edie has been heard to say, "This is a gey bein place, and
- it's a comfort to hae sic a corner to sit in in a bad day." It is thought,
- as he grows stiffer in the joints, he will finally settle there.
- </p>
- <p>
- The bounty of such wealthy patrons as Lord and Lady Geraldin flowed
- copiously upon Mrs. Hadoway and upon the Mucklebackits. By the former it
- was well employed, by the latter wasted. They continue, however, to
- receive it, but under the administration of Edie Ochiltree; and they do
- not accept it without grumbling at the channel through which it is
- conveyed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hector is rising rapidly in the army, and has been more than once
- mentioned in the Gazette, and rises proportionally high in his uncle's
- favour; and what scarcely pleases the young soldier less, he has also shot
- two seals, and thus put an end to the Antiquary's perpetual harping upon
- the story of the <i>phoca.</i>People talk of a marriage between Miss
- M'Intyre and Captain Wardour; but this wants confirmation.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Antiquary is a frequent visitor at Knockwinnock and Glenallan House,
- ostensibly for the sake of completing two essays, one on the mail-shirt of
- the Great Earl, and the other on the left-hand gauntlet of
- Hell-in-Harness. He regularly inquires whether Lord Geraldin has commenced
- the Caledoniad, and shakes his head at the answers he receives. <i>En
- attendant,</i> however, he has completed his notes, which, we believe,
- will be at the service of any one who chooses to make them public without
- risk or expense to THE ANTIQUARY.
- </p>
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- NOTES TO THE ANTIQUARY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- Note A, p. #.&mdash;Mottoes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ["It was in correcting the proof-sheets of this novel that Scott first
- took to equipping his chapters with mottoes of his own fabrication. On one
- occasion he happened to ask John Ballantyne, who was sitting by him, to
- hunt for a particular passage in Beaumont and Fletcher. John did as he was
- bid, but did not succeed in discovering the lines. 'Hang it, Johnnie,'
- cried Scott, 'I believe I can make a motto sooner than you will find one.'
- He did so accordingly; and from that hour, whenever memory failed to
- suggest an appropriate epigraph, he had recourse to the inexhaustible
- mines of "old play" or "old ballad," to which we owe some of the most
- exquisite verses that ever flowed from his pen."&mdash;<i>J. G. Lockhart.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- See also the Introduction to "Chronicles of the Canongate," vol. xix.]
- </p>
- <p>
- Note B, p. #.&mdash;Sandy Gordon's Itinerarium.
- </p>
- <p>
- [This well-known work, the "Itinerarium Septentrionale, or a Journey thro'
- most of the Counties of Scotland, and those in the North of England," was
- published at London in 1727, folio. The author states, that in prosecuting
- his work he "made a pretty laborious progress through almost every part of
- Scotland for three years successively." Gordon was a native of
- Aberdeenshire, and had previously spent some years in travelling abroad,
- probably as a tutor. He became Secretary to the London Society of
- Antiquaries in 1736. This office he resigned in 1741, and soon after went
- out to South Carolina with Governor Glen, where he obtained a considerable
- grant of land. On his death, about the year 1753, he is said to have left
- "a handsome estate to his family."&mdash;See <i>Literary Anecdotes of
- Bowyer,</i> by John Nichols, vol. v., p. 329, etc.]
- </p>
- <p>
- Note C, p. #.&mdash;Praetorium.
- </p>
- <p>
- It may be worth while to mention that the incident of the supposed
- Praetorium actually happened to an antiquary of great learning and
- acuteness, Sir John Clerk of Penicuik, one of the Barons of the Scottish
- Court of Exchequer, and a parliamentary commissioner for arrangement of
- the Union between England and Scotland. As many of his writings show, Sir
- John was much attached to the study of Scottish antiquities. He had a
- small property in Dumfriesshire, near the Roman station on the hill called
- Burrenswark. Here he received the distinguished English antiquarian Roger
- Gale, and of course conducted him to see this remarkable spot, where the
- lords of the world have left such decisive marks of their martial labours.
- </p>
- <p>
- An aged shepherd whom they had used as a guide, or who had approached them
- from curiosity, listened with mouth agape to the dissertations on foss and
- vellum, ports <i>dextra, sinistra,</i> and <i>decumana,</i> which Sir John
- Clerk delivered <i>ex cathedra,</i> and his learned visitor listened with
- the deference to the dignity of a connoisseur on his own ground. But when
- the cicerone proceeded to point out a small hillock near the centre of the
- enclosure as the Praetorium, Corydon's patience could hold no longer, and,
- like Edie Ochiltree, he forgot all reverence, and broke in with nearly the
- same words&mdash;"Praetorium here, Praetorium there, I made the bourock
- mysell with a flaughter-spade." The effect of this undeniable evidence on
- the two lettered sages may be left to the reader's imagination.
- </p>
- <p>
- The late excellent and venerable John Clerk of Eldin, the celebrated
- author of <i>Naval Tactics,</i> used to tell this story with glee, and
- being a younger son of Sir John's was perhaps present on the occasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Note D, p. #.&mdash;Mr. Rutherfurd's Dream
- </p>
- <p>
- The legend of Mrs. Grizel Oldbuck was partly taken from an extraordinary
- story which happened about seventy years since, in the South of Scotland,
- so peculiar in its circumstances that it merits being mentioned in this
- place. Mr. Rutherfurd of Bowland, a gentleman of landed property in the
- vale of Gala, was prosecuted for a very considerable sum, the accumulated
- arrears of teind (or tithe) for which he was said to be indebted to a
- noble family, the titulars (lay impropriators of the tithes). Mr.
- Rutherfurd was strongly impressed with the belief that his father had, by
- a form of process peculiar to the law of Scotland, purchased these lands
- from the titular, and therefore that the present prosecution was
- groundless. But, after an industrious search among his father's papers, an
- investigation of the public records, and a careful inquiry among all
- persons who had transacted law business for his father, no evidence could
- be recovered to support his defence. The period was now near at hand when
- he conceived the loss of his lawsuit to be inevitable, and he had formed
- his determination to ride to Edinburgh next day, and make the best bargain
- he could in the way of compromise. He went to bed with this resolution
- and, with all the circumstances of the case floating upon his mind, had a
- dream to the following purpose:&mdash;His father, who had been many years
- dead, appeared to him, he thought, and asked him why he was disturbed in
- his mind. In dreams men are not surprised at such apparitions. Mr.
- Rutherfurd thought that he informed his father of the cause of his
- distress, adding that the payment of a considerable sum of money was the
- more unpleasant to him, because he had a strong consciousness that it was
- not due, though he was unable to recover any evidence in support of his
- belief, "You are right, my son," replied the paternal shade; "I did
- acquire right to these teinds, for payment of which you are now
- prosecuted. The papers relating to the transaction are in the hands of Mr.&mdash;,
- a writer (or attorney), who is now retired from professional business, and
- resides at Inveresk, near Edinburgh. He was a person whom I employed on
- that occasion for a particular reason, but who never on any other occasion
- transacted business on my account. It is very possible," pursued the
- vision, "that Mr.&mdash;may have forgotten a matter which is now of a very
- old date; but you may call it to his recollection by this token, that when
- I came to pay his account, there was difficulty in getting change for a
- Portugal piece of gold, and that we were forced to drink out the balance
- at a tavern."
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Rutherfurd awakened in the morning with all the words of the vision
- imprinted on his mind, and thought it worth while to ride across the
- country to Inveresk, instead of going straight to Edinburgh. When he came
- there he waited on the gentleman mentioned in the dream, a very old man;
- without saying anything of the vision, he inquired whether he remembered
- having conducted such a matter for his deceased father. The old gentleman
- could not at first bring the circumstance to his recollection, but on
- mention of the Portugal piece of gold, the whole returned upon his memory;
- he made an immediate search for the papers, and recovered them,&mdash;so
- that Mr. Rutherfurd carried to Edinburgh the documents necessary to gain
- the cause which he was on the verge of losing.
- </p>
- <p>
- The author has often heard this story told by persons who had the best
- access to know the facts, who were not likely themselves to be deceived,
- and were certainly incapable of deception. He cannot therefore refuse to
- give it credit, however extraordinary the circumstances may appear. The
- circumstantial character of the information given in the dream, takes it
- out of the general class of impressions of the kind which are occasioned
- by the fortuitous coincidence of actual events with our sleeping thoughts.
- On the other hand, few will suppose that the laws of nature were
- suspended, and a special communication from the dead to the living
- permitted, for the purpose of saving Mr. Rutherfurd a certain number of
- hundred pounds. The author's theory is, that the dream was only the
- recapitulation of information which Mr. Rutherfurd had really received
- from his father while in life, but which at first he merely recalled as a
- general impression that the claim was settled. It is not uncommon for
- persons to recover, during sleep, the thread of ideas which they have lost
- during their waking hours.
- </p>
- <p>
- It may be added, that this remarkable circumstance was attended with bad
- consequences to Mr. Rutherfurd; whose health and spirits were afterwards
- impaired by the attention which he thought himself obliged to pay to the
- visions of the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- Note E, p. #.&mdash;Nick-sticks.
- </p>
- <p>
- A sort of tally generally used by bakers of the olden time in settling
- with their customers. Each family had its own nick-stick, and for each
- loaf as delivered a notch was made on the stick. Accounts in Exchequer,
- kept by the same kind of check, may have occasioned the Antiquary's
- partiality. In Prior's time the English bakers had the same sort of
- reckoning.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Have you not seen a baker's maid,
- Between two equal panniers sway'd?
- Her tallies useless lie and idle,
- If placed exactly in the middle.
-</pre>
- <p>
- Note F, p. #.&mdash;Witchcraft.
- </p>
- <p>
- A great deal of stuff to the same purpose with that placed in the mouth of
- the German adept, may be found in Reginald Scott's <i>Discovery of
- Witchcraft,</i> Third Edition, folio, London, 1665. The Appendix is
- entitled, "An Excellent Discourse of the Nature and Substances of Devils
- and Spirits, in two Books; the first by the aforesaid author (Reginald
- Scott), the Second now added in this Third Edition as succedaneous to the
- former, and conducing to the completing of the whole work." This Second
- Book, though stated as succedaneous to the first, is, in fact, entirely at
- variance with it; for the work of Reginald Scott is a compilation of the
- absurd and superstitious ideas concerning witches so generally entertained
- at the time, and the pretended conclusion is a serious treatise on the
- various means of conjuring astral spirits.
- </p>
- <p>
- [Scott's <i>Discovery of Witchcraft</i> was first published in the reign
- of Queen Elizabeth, London, 1584.]
- </p>
- <p>
- Note G, p. #.&mdash;Gynecocracy.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the fishing villages on the Firths of Forth and Tay, as well as
- elsewhere in Scotland, the government is gynecocracy, as described in the
- text. In the course of the late war, and during the alarm of invasion, a
- fleet of transports entered the Firth of Forth under the convoy of some
- ships of war, which would reply to no signals. A general alarm was
- excited, in consequence of which, all the fishers, who were enrolled as
- sea-fencibles, got on board the gun-boats which they were to man as
- occasion should require, and sailed to oppose the supposed enemy. The
- foreigners proved to be Russians, with whom we were then at peace. The
- county gentlemen of Mid-Lothian, pleased with the zeal displayed by the
- sea-fencibles at a critical moment, passed a vote for presenting the
- community of fishers with a silver punch-bowl, to be used on occasions of
- festivity. But the fisher-women, on hearing what was intended, put in
- their claim to have some separate share in the intended honorary reward.
- The men, they said, were their husbands; it was they who would have been
- sufferers if their husbands had been killed, and it was by their
- permission and injunctions that they embarked on board the gun-boats for
- the public service. They therefore claimed to share the reward in some
- manner which should distinguish the female patriotism which they had shown
- on the occasion. The gentlemen of the county willingly admitted the claim;
- and without diminishing the value of their compliment to the men, they
- made the females a present of a valuable broach, to fasten the plaid of
- the queen of the fisher-women for the time.
- </p>
- <p>
- It may be further remarked, that these Nereids are punctilious among
- themselves, and observe different ranks according to the commodities they
- deal in. One experienced dame was heard to characterise a younger damsel
- as "a puir silly thing, who had no ambition, and would never," she
- prophesied, "rise above the <i>mussel-line</i> of business."
- </p>
- <p>
- Note H, p. #.&mdash;Battle of Harlaw.
- </p>
- <p>
- The great battle of Harlaw, here and formerly referred to, might be said
- to determine whether the Gaelic or the Saxon race should be predominant in
- Scotland. Donald, Lord of the Isles, who had at that period the power of
- an independent sovereign, laid claim to the Earldom of Ross during the
- Regency of Robert, Duke of Albany. To enforce his supposed right, he
- ravaged the north with a large army of Highlanders and Islesmen. He was
- encountered at Harlaw, in the Garioch, by Alexander, Earl of Mar, at the
- head of the northern nobility and gentry of Saxon and Norman descent. The
- battle was bloody and indecisive; but the invader was obliged to retire in
- consequence of the loss he sustained, and afterwards was compelled to make
- submission to the Regent, and renounce his pretensions to Ross; so that
- all the advantages of the field were gained by the Saxons. The battle of
- Harlaw was fought 24th July 1411.
- </p>
- <p>
- Note I, p. #.&mdash;Elspeth's death.
- </p>
- <p>
- The concluding circumstance of Elspeth's death is taken from an incident
- said to have happened at the funeral of John, Duke of Roxburghe. All who
- were acquainted with that accomplished nobleman must remember that he was
- not more remarkable for creating and possessing a most curious and
- splendid library, than for his acquaintance with the literary treasures it
- contained. In arranging his books, fetching and replacing the volumes
- which he wanted, and carrying on all the necessary intercourse which a man
- of letters holds with his library, it was the Duke's custom to employ, not
- a secretary or librarian, but a livery servant, called Archie, whom habit
- had made so perfectly acquainted with the library, that he knew every
- book, as a shepherd does the individuals of his flock, by what is called
- head-mark, and could bring his master whatever volume he wanted, and
- afford all the mechanical aid the Duke required in his literary
- researches. To secure the attendance of Archie, there was a bell hung in
- his room, which was used on no occasion except to call him individually to
- the Duke's study.
- </p>
- <p>
- His Grace died in Saint James's Square, London, in the year 1804; the body
- was to be conveyed to Scotland, to lie in state at his mansion of Fleurs,
- and to be removed from thence to the family burial-place at Bowden.
- </p>
- <p>
- At this time, Archie, who had been long attacked by a liver-complaint, was
- in the very last stage of that disease. Yet he prepared himself to
- accompany the body of the master whom he had so long and so faithfully
- waited upon. The medical persons assured him he could not survive the
- journey. It signified nothing, he said, whether he died in England or
- Scotland; he was resolved to assist in rendering the last honours to the
- kind master from whom he had been inseparable for so many years, even if
- he should expire in the attempt. The poor invalid was permitted to attend
- the Duke's body to Scotland; but when they reached Fleurs he was totally
- exhausted, and obliged to keep his bed, in a sort of stupor which
- announced speedy dissolution. On the morning of the day fixed for removing
- the dead body of the Duke to the place of burial, the private bell by
- which he was wont to summon his attendant to his study was rung violently.
- This might easily happen in the confusion of such a scene, although the
- people of the neighbourhood prefer believing that the bell sounded of its
- own accord. Ring, however, it did; and Archie, roused by the well-known
- summons, rose up in his bed, and faltered, in broken accents, "Yes, my
- Lord Duke&mdash;yes&mdash;I will wait on your Grace instantly;" and with
- these words on his lips he is said to have fallen back and expired.
- </p>
- <p>
- Note J, p. #.&mdash;Alarm of invasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- The story of the false alarm at Fairport, and the consequences, are taken
- from a real incident. Those who witnessed the state of Britain, and of
- Scotland in particular, from the period that succeeded the war which
- commenced in 1803 to the battle of Trafalgar, must recollect those times
- with feelings which we can hardly hope to make the rising generation
- comprehend. Almost every individual was enrolled either in a military or
- civil capacity, for the purpose of contributing to resist the
- long-suspended threats of invasion, which were echoed from every quarter.
- Beacons were erected along the coast, and all through the country, to give
- the signal for every one to repair to the post where his peculiar duty
- called him, and men of every description fit to serve held themselves in
- readiness on the shortest summons. During this agitating period, and on
- the evening of the 2d February 1804, the person who kept watch on the
- commanding station of Home Castle, being deceived by some accidental fire
- in the county of Northumberland, which he took for the corresponding
- signal-light in that county with which his orders were to communicate,
- lighted up his own beacon. The signal was immediately repeated through all
- the valleys on the English Border. If the beacon at Saint Abb's Head had
- been fired, the alarm would have run northward, and roused all Scotland.
- But the watch at this important point judiciously considered, that if
- there had been an actual or threatened descent on our eastern sea-coast,
- the alarm would have come along the coast and not from the interior of the
- country.
- </p>
- <p>
- Through the Border counties the alarm spread with rapidity, and on no
- occasion when that country was the scene of perpetual and unceasing war,
- was the summons to arms more readily obeyed. In Berwickshire,
- Roxburghshire, and Selkirkshire, the volunteers and militia got under arms
- with a degree of rapidity and alacrity which, considering the distance
- individuals lived from each other, had something in it very surprising&mdash;they
- poured to the alarm-posts on the sea-coast in a state so well armed and so
- completely appointed, with baggage, provisions, etc., as was accounted by
- the best military judges to render them fit for instant and effectual
- service.
- </p>
- <p>
- There were some particulars in the general alarm which are curious and
- interesting. The men of Liddesdale, the most remote point to the westward
- which the alarm reached, were so much afraid of being late in the field,
- that they put in requisition all the horses they could find, and when they
- had thus made a forced march out of their own country, they turned their
- borrowed steeds loose to find their way back through the hills, and they
- all got back safe to their own stables. Another remarkable circumstance
- was, the general cry of the inhabitants of the smaller towns for arms,
- that they might go along with their companions. The Selkirkshire Yeomanry
- made a remarkable march, for although some of the individuals lived at
- twenty and thirty miles' distance from the place where they mustered, they
- were nevertheless embodied and in order in so short a period, that they
- were at Dalkeith, which was their alarm-post, about one o'clock on the day
- succeeding the first signal, with men and horses in good order, though the
- roads were in a bad state, and many of the troopers must have ridden forty
- or fifty miles without drawing bridle. Two members of the corps chanced to
- be absent from their homes, and in Edinburgh on private business. The
- lately married wife of one of these gentlemen, and the widowed mother of
- the other, sent the arms, uniforms, and chargers of the two troopers, that
- they might join their companions at Dalkeith. The author was very much
- struck by the answer made to him by the last-mentioned lady, when he paid
- her some compliment on the readiness which she showed in equipping her son
- with the means of meeting danger, when she might have left him a fair
- excuse for remaining absent. "Sir," she replied, with the spirit of a
- Roman matron, "none can know better than you that my son is the only prop
- by which, since his father's death, our family is supported. But I would
- rather see him dead on that hearth, than hear that he had been a horse's
- length behind his companions in the defence of his king and country." The
- author mentions what was immediately under his own eye, and within his own
- knowledge; but the spirit was universal, wherever the alarm reached, both
- in Scotland and England.
- </p>
- <p>
- The account of the ready patriotism displayed by the country on this
- occasion, warmed the hearts of Scottishmen in every corner of the world.
- It reached the ears of the well-known Dr. Leyden, whose enthusiastic love
- of Scotland, and of his own district of Teviotdale, formed a distinguished
- part of his character. The account which was read to him when on a
- sick-bed, stated (very truly) that the different corps, on arriving at
- their alarm-posts, announced themselves by their music playing the tunes
- peculiar to their own districts, many of which have been gathering-signals
- for centuries. It was particularly remembered, that the Liddesdale men,
- before mentioned, entered Kelso playing the lively tune&mdash;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- O wha dare meddle wi' me,
- And wha dare meddle wi' me!
- My name it is little Jock Elliot,
- And wha dare meddle wi' me!
-</pre>
- <p>
- The patient was so delighted with this display of ancient Border spirit,
- that he sprung up in his bed, and began to sing the old song with such
- vehemence of action and voice, that his attendants, ignorant of the cause
- of excitation, concluded that the fever had taken possession of his brain;
- and it was only the entry of another Borderer, Sir John Malcolm, and the
- explanation which he was well qualified to give, that prevented them from
- resorting to means of medical coercion.
- </p>
- <p>
- The circumstances of this false alarm and its consequences may be now held
- of too little importance even for a note upon a work of fiction; but, at
- the period when it happened, it was hailed by the country as a propitious
- omen, that the national force, to which much must naturally have been
- trusted, had the spirit to look in the face the danger which they had
- taken arms to repel; and every one was convinced, that on whichever side
- God might bestow the victory, the invaders would meet with the most
- determined opposition from the children of the soil.
- </p>
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