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- THE ANTIQUARY
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-<h2>
- By Sir Walter Scott
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-<br><br>
-<h3>
- VOLUME TWO.
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-CHAPTER FIRST.
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-CHAPTER SECOND.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0003">
-CHAPTER THIRD.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0004">
-CHAPTER FOURTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0005">
-CHAPTER FIFTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0006">
-CHAPTER SIXTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0007">
-CHAPTER SEVENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0008">
-CHAPTER EIGHTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0009">
-CHAPTER NINTH
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0010">
-CHAPTER TENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0011">
-CHAPTER ELEVENTH
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0012">
-CHAPTER TWELFTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0013">
-CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0014">
-CHAPTER FOURTEENTH
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0015">
-CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0016">
-CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0017">
-CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0018">
-CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0019">
-CHAPTER NINETEENTH
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0020">
-CHAPTER TWENTIETH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0021">
-CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0022">
-CHAPTER TWENTY-SECOND.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0023">
-CHAPTER TWENTY-THIRD.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2HCH0024">
-CHAPTER TWENTY-FOURTH.
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_NOTE">
-NOTES TO THE ANTIQUARY.
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-Titlepage
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-Frontispiece-2
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0005">
-The Funeral of the Countess
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0006">
-Lord Glenallen and Elspeth
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0007">
-The Antiquary Visits Edie in Prison
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0008">
-My Good Friends, 'favete Linguis'
-</a></p>
-<p class="toc"><a href="#image-0009">
-The Antiquary Arming
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-</h2>
-</td>
-<td>
-<h2>Original Drawing
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-</h2>
-</td>
-<td>
-<h2>Etching
-</h2>
-</td>
-</tr>
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-<tr>
-<td>
-Breakfast at Monkbarns
-</td>
-<td>
-A. H. Tourrier
-</td>
-<td>
-P. Tesysonnieres
-</td>
-</tr>
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-<tr>
-<td>
-The Funeral of the Countess
-</td>
-<td>
-A. H. Tourrier
-</td>
-<td>
-V. Focillon
-</td>
-</tr>
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-<tr>
-<td>
-Lord Glenallen and Elspeth
-</td>
-<td>
-A. H. Tourrier
-</td>
-<td>
-Charles Courtry
-</td>
-</tr>
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-<tr>
-<td>
-The Antiquary Visits Edie in Prison
-</td>
-<td>
-A. H. Tourrier
-</td>
-<td>
-W. Nooth
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-</tr>
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-<td>
-"My good friends, 'favete linguis'"
-</td>
-<td>
-Original Etching by:
-</td>
-<td>
-George Cruikshank
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-<tr>
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-The Antiquary Arming
-</td>
-<td>
-A. H. Tourrier
-</td>
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-H. C. Manesse
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FIRST.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Wiser Raymondus, in his closet pent,
- Laughs at such danger and adventurement
- When half his lands are spent in golden smoke,
- And now his second hopeful glasse is broke,
- But yet, if haply his third furnace hold,
- Devoteth all his pots and pans to gold.*
-</pre>
-<p>
- * The author cannot remember where these lines are to be found: perhaps
- in Bishop Hall's Satires. [They occur in Book iv. Satire iii.]
-</p>
-<p>
- About a week after the adventures commemorated in our last
- CHAPTER, Mr.
- Oldbuck, descending to his breakfast-parlour, found that his womankind
- were not upon duty, his toast not made, and the silver jug, which was
- wont to receive his libations of mum, not duly aired for its reception.
-</p>
-<p>
- "This confounded hot-brained boy!" he said to himself; "now that he
- begins to get out of danger, I can tolerate this life no longer. All goes
- to sixes and sevens&mdash;an universal saturnalia seems to be proclaimed in my
- peaceful and orderly family. I ask for my sister&mdash;no answer. I call, I
- shout&mdash;I invoke my inmates by more names than the Romans gave to their
- deities&mdash;at length Jenny, whose shrill voice I have heard this half-hour
- lilting in the Tartarean regions of the kitchen, condescends to hear me
- and reply, but without coming up stairs, so the conversation must be
- continued at the top of my lungs. "&mdash;Here he again began to hollow
- aloud&mdash;"Jenny, where's Miss Oldbuck?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Miss Grizzy's in the captain's room."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Umph!&mdash;I thought so&mdash;and where's my niece?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Miss Mary's making the captain's tea."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Umph! I supposed as much again&mdash;and where's Caxon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Awa to the town about the captain's fowling-gun, and his setting-dog."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And who the devil's to dress my periwig, you silly jade?&mdash;when you knew
- that Miss Wardour and Sir Arthur were coming here early after breakfast,
- how could you let Caxon go on such a Tomfool's errand?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Me! what could I hinder him?&mdash;your honour wadna hae us contradict the
- captain e'en now, and him maybe deeing?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dying!" said the alarmed Antiquary,&mdash;"eh! what? has he been worse?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, he's no nae waur that I ken of."*
-</p>
-<p>
- * It is, I believe, a piece of free-masonry, or a point of conscience,
- among the Scottish lower orders, never to admit that a patient is doing
- better. The closest approach to recovery which they can be brought to
- allow, is, that the pairty inquired after is "Nae waur."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then he must be better&mdash;and what good is a dog and a gun to do here, but
- the one to destroy all my furniture, steal from my larder, and perhaps
- worry the cat, and the other to shoot somebody through the head. He has
- had gunning and pistolling enough to serve him one while, I should
- think."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here Miss Oldbuck entered the parlour, at the door of which Oldbuck was
- carrying on this conversation, he bellowing downward to Jenny, and she
- again screaming upward in reply.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear brother," said the old lady, "ye'll cry yoursell as hoarse as a
- corbie&mdash;is that the way to skreigh when there's a sick person in the
- house?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon my word, the sick person's like to have all the house to himself,&mdash;
- I have gone without my breakfast, and am like to go without my wig; and I
- must not, I suppose, presume to say I feel either hunger or cold, for
- fear of disturbing the sick gentleman who lies six rooms off, and who
- feels himself well enough to send for his dog and gun, though he knows I
- detest such implements ever since our elder brother, poor Williewald,
- marched out of the world on a pair of damp feet, caught in the
- Kittlefitting-moss. But that signifies nothing; I suppose I shall be
- expected by and by to lend a hand to carry Squire Hector out upon his
- litter, while he indulges his sportsmanlike propensities by shooting my
- pigeons, or my turkeys&mdash;I think any of the <i>ferae naturae</i> are safe from
- him for one while."
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss M'Intyre now entered, and began to her usual morning's task of
- arranging her uncle's breakfast, with the alertness of one who is too
- late in setting about a task, and is anxious to make up for lost time.
- But this did not avail her. "Take care, you silly womankind&mdash;that mum's
- too near the fire&mdash;the bottle will burst; and I suppose you intend to
- reduce the toast to a cinder as a burnt-offering for Juno, or what do you
- call her&mdash;the female dog there, with some such Pantheon kind of a name,
- that your wise brother has, in his first moments of mature reflection,
- ordered up as a fitting inmate of my house (I thank him), and meet
- company to aid the rest of the womankind of my household in their daily
- conversation and intercourse with him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear uncle, don't be angry about the poor spaniel; she's been tied up at
- my brother's lodgings at Fairport, and she's broke her chain twice, and
- came running down here to him; and you would not have us beat the
- faithful beast away from the door?&mdash;it moans as if it had some sense of
- poor Hector's misfortune, and will hardly stir from the door of his
- room."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why," said his uncle, "they said Caxon had gone to Fairport after his
- dog and gun."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O dear sir, no," answered Miss M'Intyre, "it was to fetch some dressings
- that were wanted, and Hector only wished him to bring out his gun, as he
- was going to Fairport at any rate."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, then, it is not altogether so foolish a business, considering what
- a mess of womankind have been about it&mdash;Dressings, quotha?&mdash;and who is to
- dress my wig?&mdash;But I suppose Jenny will undertake"&mdash;continued the old
- bachelor, looking at himself in the glass&mdash;"to make it somewhat decent.
- And now let us set to breakfast&mdash;with what appetite we may. Well may I
- say to Hector, as Sir Isaac Newton did to his dog Diamond, when the
- animal (I detest dogs) flung down the taper among calculations which had
- occupied the philosopher for twenty years, and consumed the whole mass of
- materials&mdash;Diamond, Diamond, thou little knowest the mischief thou hast
- done!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I assure you, sir," replied his niece, "my brother is quite sensible of
- the rashness of his own behaviour, and allows that Mr. Lovel behaved very
- handsomely."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And much good that will do, when he has frightened the lad out of the
- country! I tell thee, Mary, Hector's understanding, and far more that of
- feminity, is inadequate to comprehend the extent of the loss which he has
- occasioned to the present age and to posterity&mdash;<i>aureum quidem opus</i>&mdash;a
- poem on such a subject, with notes illustrative of all that is clear, and
- all that is dark, and all that is neither dark nor clear, but hovers in
- dusky twilight in the region of Caledonian antiquities. I would have made
- the Celtic panegyrists look about them. Fingal, as they conceitedly term
- Fin-Mac-Coul, should have disappeared before my search, rolling himself
- in his cloud like the spirit of Loda. Such an opportunity can hardly
- again occur to an ancient and grey-haired man; and to see it lost by the
- madcap spleen of a hot-headed boy! But I submit&mdash;Heaven's will be done!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus continued the Antiquary to <i>maunder,</i> as his sister expressed it,
- during the whole time of breakfast, while, despite of sugar and honey,
- and all the comforts of a Scottish morning tea-table, his reflections
- rendered the meal bitter to all who heard them. But they knew the nature
- of the man. "Monkbarns's bark," said Miss Griselda Oldbuck, in
- confidential intercourse with Miss Rebecca Blattergowl, "is muckle waur
- than his bite."
-</p>
-<p>
- In fact, Mr. Oldbuck had suffered in mind extremely while his nephew was
- in actual danger, and now felt himself at liberty, upon his returning
- health, to indulge in complaints respecting the trouble he had been put
- to, and the interruption of his antiquarian labours. Listened to,
- therefore, in respectful silence, by his niece and sister, he unloaded
- his discontent in such grumblings as we have rehearsed, venting many a
- sarcasm against womankind, soldiers, dogs, and guns, all which implements
- of noise, discord, and tumult, as he called them, he professed to hold in
- utter abomination.
-</p>
-<p>
- This expectoration of spleen was suddenly interrupted by the noise of a
- carriage without, when, shaking off all sullenness at the sound, Oldbuck
- ran nimbly up stairs and down stairs, for both operations were necessary
- ere he could receive Miss Wardour and her father at the door of his
- mansion.
-</p>
-<p>
- A cordial greeting passed on both sides. And Sir Arthur, referring to his
- previous inquiries by letter and message, requested to be particularly
- informed of Captain M'Intyre's health.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Better than he deserves," was the answer&mdash;"better than he deserves, for
- disturbing us with his vixen brawls, and breaking God's peace and the
- King's."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The young gentleman," Sir Arthur said, "had been imprudent; but he
- understood they were indebted to him for the detection of a suspicious
- character in the young man Lovel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No more suspicious than his own," answered the Antiquary, eager in his
- favourites defence;&mdash;"the young gentleman was a little foolish and
- headstrong, and refused to answer Hector's impertinent interrogatories&mdash;
- that is all. Lovel, Sir Arthur, knows how to choose his confidants
- better&mdash;Ay, Miss Wardour, you may look at me&mdash;but it is very true;&mdash;it
- was in my bosom that he deposited the secret cause of his residence at
- Fairport; and no stone should have been left unturned on my part to
- assist him in the pursuit to which he had dedicated himself."
-</p>
-<p>
- On hearing this magnanimous declaration on the part of the old Antiquary,
- Miss Wardour changed colour more than once, and could hardly trust her
- own ears. For of all confidants to be selected as the depositary of love
- affairs,&mdash;and such she naturally supposed must have been the subject of
- communication,&mdash;next to Edie Ochiltree, Oldbuck seemed the most uncouth
- and extraordinary; nor could she sufficiently admire or fret at the
- extraordinary combination of circumstances which thus threw a secret of
- such a delicate nature into the possession of persons so unfitted to be
- entrusted with it. She had next to fear the mode of Oldbuck's entering
- upon the affair with her father, for such, she doubted not, was his
- intention. She well knew that the honest gentleman, however vehement in
- his prejudices, had no great sympathy with those of others, and she had
- to fear a most unpleasant explosion upon an <i>e'claircissement</i> taking
- place between them. It was therefore with great anxiety that she heard
- her father request a private interview, and observed Oldbuck readily
- arise and show the way to his library. She remained behind, attempting to
- converse with the ladies of Monkbarns, but with the distracted feelings
- of Macbeth, when compelled to disguise his evil conscience by listening
- and replying to the observations of the attendant thanes upon the storm
- of the preceding night, while his whole soul is upon the stretch to
- listen for the alarm of murder, which he knows must be instantly raised
- by those who have entered the sleeping apartment of Duncan. But the
- conversation of the two virtuosi turned on a subject very different from
- that which Miss Wardour apprehended.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur, when they had, after a due exchange of
- ceremonies, fairly seated themselves in the <i>sanctum sanctorum</i> of the
- Antiquary,&mdash;"you, who know so much of my family matters, may probably be
- surprised at the question I am about to put to you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, Sir Arthur, if it relates to money, I am very sorry, but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "It does relate to money matters, Mr. Oldbuck."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Really, then, Sir Arthur," continued the Antiquary, "in the present
- state of the money-market&mdash;and stocks being so low"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "You mistake my meaning, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Baronet; "I wished to ask
- your advice about laying out a large sum of money to advantage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The devil!" exclaimed the Antiquary; and, sensible that his involuntary
- ejaculation of wonder was not over and above civil, he proceeded to
- qualify it by expressing his joy that Sir Arthur should have a sum of
- money to lay out when the commodity was so scarce. "And as for the mode
- of employing it," said he, pausing, "the funds are low at present, as I
- said before, and there are good bargains of land to be had. But had you
- not better begin by clearing off encumbrances, Sir Arthur?&mdash;There is the
- sum in the personal bond&mdash;and the three notes of hand," continued he,
- taking out of the right-hand drawer of his cabinet a certain red
- memorandum-book, of which Sir Arthur, from the experience of former
- frequent appeals to it, abhorred the very sight&mdash;"with the interest
- thereon, amounting altogether to&mdash;let me see"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "To about a thousand pounds," said Sir Arthur, hastily; "you told me the
- amount the other day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But there's another term's interest due since that, Sir Arthur, and it
- amounts (errors excepted) to eleven hundred and thirteen pounds, seven
- shillings, five pennies, and three-fourths of a penny sterling&mdash;But look
- over the summation yourself."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I daresay you are quite right, my dear sir," said the Baronet, putting
- away the book with his hand, as one rejects the old-fashioned civility
- that presses food upon you after you have eaten till you nauseate&mdash;
- "perfectly right, I dare say; and in the course of three days or less you
- shall have the full value&mdash;that is, if you choose to accept it in
- bullion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bullion! I suppose you mean lead. What the deuce! have we hit on the
- vein then at last? But what could I do with a thousand pounds' worth, and
- upwards, of lead? The former abbots of Trotcosey might have roofed their
- church and monastery with it indeed&mdash;but for me"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "By bullion," said the Baronet, "I mean the precious metals,&mdash;gold and
- silver."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay! indeed?&mdash;and from what Eldorado is this treasure to be imported?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not far from hence," said Sir Arthur, significantly. "And naow I think
- of it, you shall see the whole process, on one small condition."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what is that?" craved the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, it will be necessary for you to give me your friendly assistance,
- by advancing one hundred pounds or thereabouts."
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck, who had already been grasping in idea the sum, principal and
- interest, of a debt which he had long regarded as wellnigh desperate, was
- so much astounded at the tables being so unexpectedly turned upon him,
- that he could only re-echo, in an accent of wo and surprise, the words,
- "Advance one hundred pounds!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, my good sir," continued Sir Arthur; "but upon the best possible
- security of being repaid in the course of two or three days."
-</p>
-<p>
- There was a pause&mdash;either Oldbuck's nether jaw had not recovered its
- position, so as to enable him to utter a negative, or his curiosity kept
- him silent.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I would not propose to you," continued Sir Arthur, "to oblige me thus
- far, if I did not possess actual proofs of the reality of those
- expectations which I now hold out to you. And I assure you, Mr. Oldbuck,
- that in entering fully upon this topic, it is my purpose to show my
- confidence in you, and my sense of your kindness on many former
- occasions."
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck professed his sense of obligation, but carefully avoided
- committing himself by any promise of farther assistance.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Dousterswivel," said Sir Arthur, "having discovered"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Here Oldbuck broke in, his eyes sparkling with indignation. "Sir Arthur,
- I have so often warned you of the knavery of that rascally quack, that I
- really wonder you should quote him to me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But listen&mdash;listen," interrupted Sir Arthur in his turn, "it will do you
- no harm. In short, Dousterswivel persuaded me to witness an experiment
- which he had made in the ruins of St. Ruth&mdash;and what do you think we
- found?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Another spring of water, I suppose, of which the rogue had beforehand
- taken care to ascertain the situation and source."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, indeed&mdash;a casket of gold and silver coins&mdash;here they are."
-</p>
-<p>
- With that, Sir Arthur drew from his pocket a large ram's horn, with a
- copper cover, containing a considerable quantity of coins, chiefly
- silver, but with a few gold pieces intermixed. The Antiquary's eyes
- glistened as he eagerly spread them out on the table.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon my word&mdash;Scotch, English, and foreign coins, of the fifteenth and
- sixteenth centuries, and some of them <i>rari&mdash;et rariores&mdash;etiam
- rarissimi!</i> Here is the bonnet-piece of James V., the unicorn of James
- II.,&mdash;ay, and the gold festoon of Queen Mary, with her head and the
- Dauphin's. And these were really found in the ruins of St. Ruth?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Most assuredly&mdash;my own eyes witnessed it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well," replied Oldbuck; "but you must tell me the when&mdash;the where-the
- how."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The when," answered Sir Arthur, "was at midnight the last full moon&mdash;the
- where, as I have told you, in the ruins of St. Ruth's priory&mdash;the how,
- was by a nocturnal experiment of Dousterswivel, accompanied only by
- myself."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed!" said Oldbuck; "and what means of discovery did you employ?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Only a simple suffumigation," said the Baronet, "accompanied by availing
- ourselves of the suitable planetary hour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Simple suffumigation? simple nonsensification&mdash;planetary hour? planetary
- fiddlestick! <i>Sapiens dominabitur astris.</i> My dear Sir Arthur, that
- fellow has made a gull of you above ground and under ground, and he would
- have made a gull of you in the air too, if he had been by when you was
- craned up the devil's turnpike yonder at Halket-head&mdash;to be sure the
- transformation would have been then peculiarly <i>apropos.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldbuck, I am obliged to you for your indifferent opinion of
- my discernment; but I think you will give me credit for having seen what
- I <i>say</i> I saw."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Certainly, Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary,&mdash;"to this extent at least,
- that I know Sir Arthur Wardour will not say he saw anything but what he
- <i>thought</i> he saw."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, then," replied the Baronet, "as there is a heaven above us, Mr.
- Oldbuck, I saw, with my own eyes, these coins dug out of the chancel of
- St. Ruth at midnight. And as to Dousterswivel, although the discovery be
- owing to his science, yet, to tell the truth, I do not think he would
- have had firmness of mind to have gone through with it if I had not been
- beside him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay! indeed?" said Oldbuck, in the tone used when one wishes to hear the
- end of a story before making any comment.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes truly," continued Sir Arthur&mdash;"I assure you I was upon my guard&mdash;we
- did hear some very uncommon sounds, that is certain, proceeding from
- among the ruins."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Oh, you did?" said Oldbuck; "an accomplice hid among them, I suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not a jot," said the Baronet;&mdash;"the sounds, though of a hideous and
- preternatural character, rather resembled those of a man who sneezes
- violently than any other&mdash;one deep groan I certainly heard besides; and
- Dousterswivel assures me that he beheld the spirit Peolphan, the Great
- Hunter of the North&mdash;(look for him in your Nicolaus Remigius, or Petrus
- Thyracus, Mr. Oldbuck)&mdash;who mimicked the motion of snuff-taking and its
- effects."
-</p>
-<p>
- "These indications, however singular as proceeding from such a personage,
- seem to have been <i>apropos</i> to the matter," said the Antiquary; "for you
- see the case, which includes these coins, has all the appearance of being
- an old-fashioned Scottish snuff-mill. But you persevered, in spite of the
- terrors of this sneezing goblin?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, I think it probable that a man of inferior sense or consequence
- might have given way; but I was jealous of an imposture, conscious of the
- duty I owed to my family in maintaining my courage under every
- contingency, and therefore I compelled Dousterswivel, by actual and
- violent threats, to proceed with what he was about to do;&mdash;and, sir, the
- proof of his skill and honesty is this parcel of gold and silver pieces,
- out of which I beg you to select such coins or medals as will best suit
- your collection."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, Sir Arthur, since you are so good, and on condition you will permit
- me to mark the value according to Pinkerton's catalogue and appreciation,
- against your account in my red book, I will with pleasure select"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay," said Sir Arthur Wardour, "I do not mean you should consider them
- as anything but a gift of friendship and least of all would I stand by
- the valuation of your friend Pinkerton, who has impugned the ancient and
- trustworthy authorities upon which, as upon venerable and moss-grown
- pillars, the credit of Scottish antiquities reposed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay," rejoined Oldbuck, "you mean, I suppose, Mair and Boece, the
- Jachin and Boaz, not of history but of falsification and forgery. And
- notwithstanding all you have told me, I look on your friend Dousterswivel
- to be as apocryphal as any of them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why then, Mr. Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur, "not to awaken old disputes, I
- suppose you think, that because I believe in the ancient history of my
- country, I have neither eyes nor ears to ascertain what modern events
- pass before me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pardon me, Sir Arthur," rejoined the Antiquary; "but I consider all the
- affectation of terror which this worthy gentleman, your coadjutor, chose
- to play off, as being merely one part of his trick or mystery. And with
- respect to the gold or silver coins, they are so mixed and mingled in
- country and date, that I cannot suppose they could be any genuine hoard,
- and rather suppose them to be, like the purses upon the table of
- Hudibras's lawyer&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;Money placed for show,
- Like nest-eggs, to make clients lay,
- And for his false opinions pay.&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- It is the trick of all professions, my dear Sir Arthur. Pray, may I ask
- you how much this discovery cost you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "About ten guineas."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you have gained what is equivalent to twenty in actual bullion, and
- what may be perhaps worth as much more to such fools as ourselves, who
- are willing to pay for curiosity. This was allowing you a tempting profit
- on the first hazard, I must needs admit. And what is the next venture he
- proposes?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "An hundred and fifty pounds;&mdash;I have given him one-third part of the
- money, and I thought it likely you might assist me with the balance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I should think that this cannot be meant as a parting blow&mdash;is not of
- weight and importance sufficient; he will probably let us win this hand
- also, as sharpers manage a raw gamester.&mdash;Sir Arthur, I hope you believe
- I would serve you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Certainly, Mr. Oldbuck; I think my confidence in you on these occasions
- leaves no room to doubt that."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, then, allow me to speak to Dousterswivel. If the money can be
- advanced usefully and advantageously for you, why, for old
- neighbourhood's sake, you shall not want it but if, as I think, I can
- recover the treasure for you without making such an advance, you will,
- I presume, have no objection!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Unquestionably, I can have none whatsoever."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then where is Dousterswivel?" continued the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "To tell you the truth, he is in my carriage below; but knowing your
- prejudice against him"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I thank Heaven, I am not prejudiced against any man, Sir Arthur: it is
- systems, not individuals, that incur my reprobation." He rang the bell.
- "Jenny, Sir Arthur and I offer our compliments to Mr. Dousterswivel, the
- gentleman in Sir Arthur's carriage, and beg to have the pleasure of
- speaking with him here."
-</p>
-<p>
- Jenny departed and delivered her message. It had been by no means a part
- of the project of Dousterswivel to let Mr. Oldbuck into his supposed
- mystery. He had relied upon Sir Arthur's obtaining the necessary
- accommodation without any discussion as to the nature of the application,
- and only waited below for the purpose of possessing himself of the
- deposit as soon as possible, for he foresaw that his career was drawing
- to a close. But when summoned to the presence of Sir Arthur and Mr.
- Oldbuck, he resolved gallantly to put confidence in his powers of
- impudence, of which, the reader may have observed, his natural share was
- very liberal.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SECOND.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;And this Doctor,
- Your sooty smoky-bearded compeer, he
- Will close you so much gold in a bolt's head,
- And, on a turn, convey in the stead another
- With sublimed mercury, that shall burst i' the heat,
- And all fly out <i>in fumo.</i>&mdash;
- The Alchemist.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "How do you do, goot Mr. Oldenbuck? and I do hope your young gentleman,
- Captain M'Intyre, is getting better again? Ach! it is a bat business when
- young gentlemens will put lead balls into each other's body."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lead adventures of all kinds are very precarious, Mr. Dousterswivel; but
- I am happy to learn," continued the Antiquary, "from my friend Sir
- Arthur, that you have taken up a better trade, and become a discoverer of
- gold."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ach, Mr. Oldenbuck, mine goot and honoured patron should not have told a
- word about dat little matter; for, though I have all reliance&mdash;yes,
- indeed, on goot Mr. Oldenbuck's prudence and discretion, and his great
- friendship for Sir Arthur Wardour&mdash;yet, my heavens! it is an great
- ponderous secret."
-</p>
-<p>
- "More ponderous than any of the metal we shall make by it, I fear,"
- answered Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dat is just as you shall have de faith and de patience for de grand
- experiment&mdash;If you join wid Sir Arthur, as he is put one hundred and
- fifty&mdash;see, here is one fifty in your dirty Fairport bank-note&mdash;you put
- one other hundred and fifty in de dirty notes, and you shall have de pure
- gold and silver, I cannot tell how much."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor any one for you, I believe," said the Antiquary. "But, hark you, Mr.
- Dousterswivel: Suppose, without troubling this same sneezing spirit with
- any farther fumigations, we should go in a body, and having fair
- day-light and our good consciences to befriend us, using no other
- conjuring implements than good substantial pick-axes and shovels, fairly
- trench the area of the chancel in the ruins of St. Ruth, from one end to
- the other, and so ascertain the existence of this supposed treasure,
- without putting ourselves to any farther expense&mdash;the ruins belong to Sir
- Arthur himself, so there can be no objection&mdash;do you think we shall
- succeed in this way of managing the matter?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bah!&mdash;you will not find one copper thimble&mdash;But Sir Arthur will do his
- pleasure. I have showed him how it is possible&mdash;very possible&mdash;to have de
- great sum of money for his occasions&mdash;I have showed him de real
- experiment. If he likes not to believe, goot Mr. Oldenbuck, it is nothing
- to Herman Dousterswivel&mdash;he only loses de money and de gold and de
- silvers&mdash;dat is all."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur Wardour cast an intimidated glance at Oldbuck who, especially
- when present, held, notwithstanding their frequent difference of opinion,
- no ordinary influence over his sentiments. In truth, the Baronet felt,
- what he would not willingly have acknowledged, that his genius stood
- rebuked before that of the Antiquary. He respected him as a shrewd,
- penetrating, sarcastic character&mdash;feared his satire, and had some
- confidence in the general soundness of his opinions. He therefore looked
- at him as if desiring his leave before indulging his credulity.
- Dousterswivel saw he was in danger of losing his dupe, unless he could
- make some favourable impression on the adviser.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I know, my goot Mr. Oldenbuck, it is one vanity to speak to you about de
- spirit and de goblin. But look at this curious horn;&mdash;I know, you know de
- curiosity of all de countries, and how de great Oldenburgh horn, as they
- keep still in the Museum at Copenhagen, was given to de Duke of
- Oldenburgh by one female spirit of de wood. Now I could not put one trick
- on you if I were willing&mdash;you who know all de curiosity so well&mdash;and dere
- it is de horn full of coins;&mdash;if it had been a box or case, I would have
- said nothing."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Being a horn," said Oldbuck, "does indeed strengthen your argument. It
- was an implement of nature's fashioning, and therefore much used among
- rude nations, although, it may be, the metaphorical horn is more frequent
- in proportion to the progress of civilisation. And this present horn," he
- continued, rubbing it upon his sleeve, "is a curious and venerable relic,
- and no doubt was intended to prove a <i>cornucopia,</i> or horn of plenty, to
- some one or other; but whether to the adept or his patron, may be justly
- doubted."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldenbuck, I find you still hard of belief&mdash;but let me assure
- you, de monksh understood de <i>magisterium.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let us leave talking of the <i>magisterium,</i> Mr. Dousterswivel, and think
- a little about the magistrate. Are you aware that this occupation of
- yours is against the law of Scotland, and that both Sir Arthur and myself
- are in the commission of the peace?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mine heaven! and what is dat to de purpose when I am doing you all de
- goot I can?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, you must know that when the legislature abolished the cruel laws
- against witchcraft, they had no hope of destroying the superstitious
- feelings of humanity on which such chimeras had been founded; and to
- prevent those feelings from being tampered with by artful and designing
- persons, it is enacted by the ninth of George the Second, chap. 5, that
- whosoever shall pretend, by his alleged skill in any occult or crafty
- science, to discover such goods as are lost, stolen or concealed, he
- shall suffer punishment by pillory and imprisonment, as a common cheat
- and impostor."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And is dat de laws?" asked Dousterswivel, with some agitation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Thyself shall see the act," replied the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Den, gentlemens, I shall take my leave of you, dat is all; I do not like
- to stand on your what you call pillory&mdash;it is very bad way to take de
- air, I think; and I do not like your prisons no more, where one cannot
- take de air at all."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If such be your taste, Mr. Dousterswivel," said the Antiquary, "I advise
- you to stay where you are, for I cannot let you go, unless it be in the
- society of a constable; and, moreover, I expect you will attend us just
- now to the ruins of St. Ruth, and point out the place where you propose
- to find this treasure."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mine heaven, Mr. Oldenbuck! what usage is this to your old friend, when
- I tell you so plain as I can speak, dat if you go now, you will not get
- so much treasure as one poor shabby sixpence?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will try the experiment, however, and you shall be dealt with
- according to its success,&mdash;always with Sir Arthur's permission."
-</p>
-<pre>
-Sir Arthur, during this investigation, had looked extremely embarrassed,
-and, to use a vulgar but expressive phrase, chop-fallen. Oldbuck's
-obstinate disbelief led him strongly to suspect the imposture of
-Dousterswivel, and the adept's mode of keeping his ground was less
-resolute than he had expected. Yet he did not entirely give him up.
-
- "Mr. Oldbuck," said the Baronet, "you do Mr. Dousterswivel less than
-justice. He has undertaken to make this discovery by the use of his art,
-and by applying characters descriptive of the Intelligences presiding
-over the planetary hour in which the experiment is to be made; and you
-require him to proceed, under pain of punishment, without allowing him
-the use of any of the preliminaries which he considers as the means of
-procuring success."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "I did not say that exactly&mdash;I only required him to be present when we
- make the search, and not to leave us during the interval. I fear he may
- have some intelligence with the Intelligences you talk of, and that
- whatever may be now hidden at Saint Ruth may disappear before we get
- there."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, gentlemens," said Dousterswivel, sullenly, "I will make no
- objections to go along with you but I tell you beforehand, you shall not
- find so much of anything as shall be worth your going twenty yard from
- your own gate."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We will put that to a fair trial," said the Antiquary; and the Baronet's
- equipage being ordered, Miss Wardour received an intimation from her
- father, that she was to remain at Monkbarns until his return from an
- airing. The young lady was somewhat at a loss to reconcile this direction
- with the communication which she supposed must have passed between Sir
- Arthur and the Antiquary; but she was compelled, for the present, to
- remain in a most unpleasant state of suspense.
-</p>
-<p>
- The journey of the treasure-seekers was melancholy enough. Dousterswivel
- maintained a sulky silence, brooding at once over disappointed
- expectation and the risk of punishment; Sir Arthur, whose golden dreams
- had been gradually fading away, surveyed, in gloomy prospect, the
- impending difficulties of his situation; and Oldbuck, who perceived that
- his having so far interfered in his neighbours affairs gave the Baronet a
- right to expect some actual and efficient assistance, sadly pondered to
- what extent it would be necessary to draw open the strings of his purse.
- Thus each being wrapped in his own unpleasant ruminations, there was
- hardly a word said on either side, until they reached the Four
- Horse-shoes, by which sign the little inn was distinguished. They
- procured at this place the necessary assistance and implements for
- digging, and, while they were busy about these preparations, were
- suddenly joined by the old beggar, Edie Ochiltree.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The Lord bless your honour," began the Blue-Gown, with the genuine
- mendicant whine, "and long life to you!&mdash;weel pleased am I to hear that
- young Captain M'Intyre is like to be on his legs again sune&mdash;Think on
- your poor bedesman the day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha, old true-penny!" replied the Antiquary. "Why, thou hast never come
- to Monkbarns since thy perils by rock and flood&mdash;here's something for
- thee to buy snuff,"&mdash;and, fumbling for his purse, he pulled out at the
- same time the horn which enclosed the coins.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, and there's something to pit it in," said the mendicant, eyeing the
- ram's horn&mdash;"that loom's an auld acquaintance o' mine. I could take my
- aith to that sneeshing-mull amang a thousand&mdash;I carried it for mony a
- year, till I niffered it for this tin ane wi' auld George Glen, the
- dammer and sinker, when he took a fancy till't doun at Glen-Withershins
- yonder."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay! indeed?" said Oldbuck;&mdash;"so you exchanged it with a miner? but I
- presume you never saw it so well filled before"&mdash;and opening it, he
- showed the coins.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, ye may swear that, Monkbarns: when it was mine it neer had abune
- the like o' saxpenny worth o' black rappee in't at ance. But I reckon
- ye'll be gaun to mak an antic o't, as ye hae dune wi' mony an orra thing
- besides. Od, I wish anybody wad mak an antic o' me; but mony ane will
- find worth in rousted bits o' capper and horn and airn, that care unco
- little about an auld carle o' their ain country and kind."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You may now guess," said Oldbuck, turning to Sir Arthur, "to whose good
- offices you were indebted the other night. To trace this cornucopia of
- yours to a miner, is bringing it pretty near a friend of ours&mdash;I hope we
- shall be as successful this morning, without paying for it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And whare is your honours gaun the day," said the mendicant, "wi' a'
- your picks and shules?&mdash;Od, this will be some o' your tricks, Monkbarns:
- ye'll be for whirling some o' the auld monks down by yonder out o' their
- graves afore they hear the last call&mdash;but, wi' your leave, I'se follow ye
- at ony rate, and see what ye mak o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- The party soon arrived at the ruins of the priory, and, having gained the
- chancel, stood still to consider what course they were to pursue next.
- The Antiquary, meantime, addressed the adept.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pray, Mr. Dousterswivel, what is your advice in this matter? Shall we
- have most likelihood of success if we dig from east to west, or from west
- to east?&mdash;or will you assist us with your triangular vial of May-dew, or
- with your divining-rod of witches-hazel?&mdash;or will you have the goodness
- to supply us with a few thumping blustering terms of art, which, if they
- fail in our present service, may at least be useful to those who have not
- the happiness to be bachelors, to still their brawling children withal?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Oldenbuck," said Dousterswivel, doggedly, "I have told you already
- that you will make no good work at all, and I will find some way of mine
- own to thank you for your civilities to me&mdash;yes, indeed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If your honours are thinking of tirling the floor," said old Edie, "and
- wad but take a puir body's advice, I would begin below that muckle stane
- that has the man there streekit out upon his back in the midst o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have some reason for thinking favourably of that plan myself," said
- the Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I have nothing to say against it," said Oldbuck: "it was not unusual
- to hide treasure in the tombs of the deceased&mdash;many instances might be
- quoted of that from Bartholinus and others."
-</p>
-<p>
- The tombstone, the same beneath which the coins had been found by Sir
- Arthur and the German, was once more forced aside, and the earth gave
- easy way to the spade.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's travell'd earth that," said Edie, "it howks gae eithly&mdash;I ken it
- weel, for ance I wrought a simmer wi' auld Will Winnet, the bedral, and
- howkit mair graves than ane in my day; but I left him in winter, for it
- was unco cald wark; and then it cam a green Yule, and the folk died thick
- and fast&mdash;for ye ken a green Yule makes a fat kirkyard; and I never dowed
- to bide a hard turn o' wark in my life&mdash;sae aff I gaed, and left Will to
- delve his last dwellings by himsell for Edie."
-</p>
-<p>
- The diggers were now so far advanced in their labours as to discover that
- the sides of the grave which they were clearing out had been originally
- secured by four walls of freestone, forming a parallelogram, for the
- reception, probably, of the coffin.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is worth while proceeding in our labours," said the Antiquary to Sir
- Arthur, "were it but for curiosity's sake. I wonder on whose sepulchre
- they have bestowed such uncommon pains."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The arms on the shield," said Sir Arthur, and sighed as he spoke it,
- "are the same with those on Misticot's tower, supposed to have been built
- by Malcolm the usurper. No man knew where he was buried, and there is an
- old prophecy in our family, that bodes us no good when his grave shall be
- discovered."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wot," said the beggar, "I have often heard that when I was a bairn&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- If Malcolm the Misticot's grave were fun',
- The lands of Knockwinnock were lost and won."
-</pre>
-<p>
- Oldbuck, with his spectacles on his nose, had already knelt down on the
- monument, and was tracing, partly with his eye, partly with his finger,
- the mouldered devices upon the effigy of the deceased warrior. "It is the
- Knockwinnock arms, sure enough," he exclaimed, "quarterly with the coat
- of Wardour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Richard, called the red-handed Wardour, married Sybil Knockwinnock, the
- heiress of the Saxon family, and by that alliance," said Sir Arthur,
- "brought the castle and estate into the name of Wardour, in the year of
- God 1150."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very true, Sir Arthur; and here is the baton-sinister, the mark of
- illegitimacy, extended diagonally through both coats upon the shield.
- Where can our eyes have been, that they did not see this curious monument
- before?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, whare was the through-stane, that it didna come before our een till
- e'enow?" said Ochiltree; "for I hae ken'd this auld kirk, man and bairn,
- for saxty lang years, and I neer noticed it afore; and it's nae sic mote
- neither, but what ane might see it in their parritch."
-</p>
-<p>
- All were now induced to tax their memory as to the former state of the
- ruins in that corner of the chancel, and all agreed in recollecting a
- considerable pile of rubbish which must have been removed and spread
- abroad in order to make the tomb visible. Sir Arthur might, indeed, have
- remembered seeing the monument on the former occasion, but his mind was
- too much agitated to attend to the circumstance as a novelty.
-</p>
-<p>
- While the assistants were engaged in these recollections and discussions,
- the workmen proceeded with their labour. They had already dug to the
- depth of nearly five feet, and as the flinging out the soil became more
- and more difficult, they began at length to tire of the job.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We're down to the till now," said one of them, "and the neer a coffin or
- onything else is here&mdash;some cunninger chiel's been afore us, I reckon;"&mdash;and
- the labourer scrambled out of the grave.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, lad," said Edie, getting down in his room&mdash;"let me try my hand for
- an auld bedral;&mdash;ye're gude seekers, but ill finders."
-</p>
-<p>
- So soon as he got into the grave, he struck his pike-staff forcibly down;
- it encountered resistance in its descent, and the beggar exclaimed, like
- a Scotch schoolboy when he finds anything, "Nae halvers and quarters&mdash;hale
- o' mine ain and 'nane o' my neighbour's."
-</p>
-<p>
- Everybody, from the dejected Baronet to the sullen adept, now caught the
- spirit of curiosity, crowded round the grave, and would have jumped into
- it, could its space have contained them. The labourers, who had begun to
- flag in their monotonous and apparently hopeless task, now resumed their
- tools, and plied them with all the ardour of expectation. Their shovels
- soon grated upon a hard wooden surface, which, as the earth was cleared
- away, assumed the distinct form of a chest, but greatly smaller than that
- of a coffin. Now all hands were at work to heave it out of the grave, and
- all voices, as it was raised, proclaimed its weight and augured its
- value. They were not mistaken.
-</p>
-<p>
- When the chest or box was placed on the surface, and the lid forced up by
- a pickaxe, there was displayed first a coarse canvas cover, then a
- quantity of oakum, and beneath that a number of ingots of silver. A
- general exclamation hailed a discovery so surprising and unexpected. The
- Baronet threw his hands and eyes up to heaven, with the silent rapture of
- one who is delivered from inexpressible distress of mind. Oldbuck, almost
- unable to credit his eyes, lifted one piece of silver after another.
- There was neither inscription nor stamp upon them, excepting one, which
- seemed to be Spanish. He could have no doubt of the purity and great
- value of the treasure before him. Still, however, removing piece by
- piece, he examined row by row, expecting to discover that the lower
- layers were of inferior value; but he could perceive no difference in
- this respect, and found himself compelled to admit, that Sir Arthur had
- possessed himself of bullion to the value, perhaps of a thousand pounds
- sterling. Sir Arthur now promised the assistants a handsome recompense
- for their trouble, and began to busy himself about the mode of conveying
- this rich windfall to the Castle of Knockwinnock, when the adept,
- recovering from his surprise, which had equalled that exhibited by any
- other individual of the party, twitched his sleeve, and having offered
- his humble congratulations, turned next to Oldbuck with an air of
- triumph.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I did tell you, my goot friend, Mr. Oldenbuck, dat I was to seek
- opportunity to thank you for your civility; now do you not think I have
- found out vary goot way to return thank?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, Mr. Dousterswivel, do you pretend to have had any hand in our good
- success?&mdash;you forget you refused us all aid of your science, man; and you
- are here without your weapons that should have fought the battle which
- you pretend to have gained in our behalf: you have used neither charm,
- lamen, sigil, talisman, spell, crystal, pentacle, magic mirror, nor
- geomantic figure. Where be your periapts, and your abracadabras man? your
- Mayfern, your vervain,
-</p>
-<pre>
- Your toad, your crow, your dragon, and your panther,
- Your sun, your moon, your firmament, your adrop,
- Your Lato, Azoch, Zernich, Chibrit, Heautarit,
- With all your broths, your menstrues, your materials,
- Would burst a man to name?&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- Ah! rare Ben Jonson! long peace to thy ashes for a scourge of the quacks
- of thy day!&mdash;who expected to see them revive in our own?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The answer of the adept to the Antiquary's tirade we must defer to our
- next CHAPTER.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0003"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER THIRD.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- <i>Clause.</i>&mdash;You now shall know the king o' the beggars' treasure:&mdash;
- Yes&mdash;ere to-morrow you shall find your harbour
- Here,&mdash;fail me not, for if I live I'll fit you.
- The Beggar's Bush.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The German, determined, it would seem, to assert the vantage-ground on
- which the discovery had placed him, replied with great pomp and
- stateliness to the attack of the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Maister Oldenbuck, all dis may be very witty and comedy, but I have
- nothing to say&mdash;nothing at all&mdash;to people dat will not believe deir own
- eye-sights. It is vary true dat I ave not any of de things of de art, and
- it makes de more wonder what I has done dis day. But I would ask of you,
- mine honoured and goot and generous patron, to put your hand into your
- right-hand waistcoat pocket, and show me what you shall find dere."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur obeyed his direction, and pulled out the small plate of silver
- which he had used under the adept's auspices upon the former occasion.
- "It is very true," said Sir Arthur, looking gravely at the Antiquary;
- "this is the graduated and calculated sigil by which Mr. Dousterswivel
- and I regulated our first discovery."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pshaw! pshaw! my dear friend," said Oldbuck, "you are too wise to
- believe in the influence of a trumpery crown-piece, beat out thin, and a
- parcel of scratches upon it. I tell thee, Sir Arthur, that if
- Dousterswivel had known where to get this treasure himself, you would not
- have been lord of the least share of it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In troth, please your honour," said Edie, who put in his word on all
- occasions, "I think, since Mr. Dunkerswivel has had sae muckle merit in
- discovering a' the gear, the least ye can do is to gie him that o't
- that's left behind for his labour; for doubtless he that kend where to
- find sae muckle will hae nae difficulty to find mair."
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel's brow grew very dark at this proposal of leaving him to
- his "ain purchase," as Ochiltree expressed it; but the beggar, drawing
- him aside, whispered a word or two in his ear, to which he seemed to give
- serious attention,
-</p>
-<p>
- Meanwhile Sir Arthur, his heart warm with his good fortune, said aloud,
- "Never mind our friend Monkbarns, Mr. Dousterswivel, but come to the
- Castle to-morrow, and I'll convince you that I am not ungrateful for the
- hints you have given me about this matter&mdash;and the fifty Fairport dirty
- notes, as you call them, are heartily at your service. Come, my lads, get
- the cover of this precious chest fastened up again."
-</p>
-<p>
- But the cover had in the confusion fallen aside among the rubbish, or the
- loose earth which had been removed from the grave&mdash;in short, it was not
- to be seen.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Never mind, my good lads, tie the tarpaulin over it, and get it away to
- the carriage.&mdash;Monkbarns, will you walk? I must go back your way to take
- up Miss Wardour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And, I hope, to take up your dinner also, Sir Arthur, and drink a glass
- of wine for joy of our happy adventure. Besides, you should write about
- the business to the Exchequer, in case of any interference on the part of
- the Crown. As you are lord of the manor, it will be easy to get a deed of
- gift, should they make any claim. We must talk about it, though."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I particularly recommend silence to all who are present," said Sir
- Arthur, looking round. All bowed and professed themselves dumb.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, as to that," said Monkbarns, "recommending secrecy where a dozen of
- people are acquainted with the circumstance to be concealed, is only
- putting the truth in masquerade, for the story will be circulated under
- twenty different shapes. But never mind&mdash;we will state the true one to
- the Barons, and that is all that is necessary."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I incline to send off an express to-night," said the Baronet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I can recommend your honour to a sure hand," said Ochiltree; "little
- Davie Mailsetter, and the butcher's reisting powny."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We will talk over the matter as we go to Monkbarns," said Sir Arthur.
- "My lads" (to the work-people), "come with me to the Four Horse-shoes,
- that I may take down all your names.&mdash;Dousterswivel, I won't ask you to
- go down to Monkbarns, as the laird and you differ so widely in opinion;
- but do not fail to come to see me to-morrow."
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel growled out an answer, in which the words, "duty,"&mdash;"mine
- honoured patron,"&mdash;and "wait upon Sir Arthurs,"&mdash;were alone
- distinguishable; and after the Baronet and his friend had left the ruins,
- followed by the servants and workmen, who, in hope of reward and whisky,
- joyfully attended their leader, the adept remained in a brown study by
- the side of the open grave.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Who was it as could have thought this?" he ejaculated unconsciously.
- "Mine heiligkeit! I have heard of such things, and often spoken of such
- things&mdash;but, sapperment! I never, thought to see them! And if I had gone
- but two or dree feet deeper down in the earth&mdash;mein himmel! it had been
- all mine own&mdash;so much more as I have been muddling about to get from this
- fool's man."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here the German ceased his soliloquy, for, raising his eyes, he
- encountered those of Edie Ochiltree, who had not followed the rest of the
- company, but, resting as usual on his pike-staff, had planted himself on
- the other side of the grave. The features of the old man, naturally
- shrewd and expressive almost to an appearance of knavery, seemed in this
- instance so keenly knowing, that even the assurance of Dousterswivel,
- though a professed adventurer, sunk beneath their glances. But he saw the
- necessity of an e'claircissement, and, rallying his spirits, instantly
- began to sound the mendicant on the occurrences of the day. "Goot Maister
- Edies Ochiltrees"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Edie Ochiltree, nae maister&mdash;your puir bedesman and the king's,"
- answered the Blue-Gown.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Awell den, goot Edie, what do you think of all dis?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I was just thinking it was very kind (for I darena say very simple) o'
- your honour to gie thae twa rich gentles, wha hae lands and lairdships,
- and siller without end, this grand pose o' silver and treasure (three
- times tried in the fire, as the Scripture expresses it), that might hae
- made yoursell and ony twa or three honest bodies beside, as happy and
- content as the day was lang."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, Edie, mine honest friends, dat is very true; only I did not
- know, dat is, I was not sure, where to find the gelt myself."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What! was it not by your honours advice and counsel that Monkbarns and
- the Knight of Knockwinnock came here then?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha&mdash;yes; but it was by another circumstance. I did not know dat dey
- would have found de treasure, mine friend; though I did guess, by such a
- tintamarre, and cough, and sneeze, and groan, among de spirit one other
- night here, dat there might be treasure and bullion hereabout. Ach, mein
- himmel! the spirit will hone and groan over his gelt, as if he were a
- Dutch Burgomaster counting his dollars after a great dinner at the
- Stadthaus."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And do you really believe the like o' that, Mr. Dusterdeevil!&mdash;a
- skeelfu' man like you&mdash;hout fie!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mein friend," answered the adept, foreed by circumstances to speak
- something nearer the truth than he generally used to do, "I believed it
- no more than you and no man at all, till I did hear them hone and moan
- and groan myself on de oder night, and till I did this day see de cause,
- which was an great chest all full of de pure silver from Mexico&mdash;and what
- would you ave nae think den?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what wad ye gie to ony ane," said Edie, "that wad help ye to sic
- another kistfu' o' silver!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Give?&mdash;mein himmel!&mdash;one great big quarter of it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Now if the secret were mine," said the mendicant, "I wad stand out for a
- half; for you see, though I am but a puir ragged body, and couldna carry
- silver or gowd to sell for fear o' being taen up, yet I could find mony
- folk would pass it awa for me at unco muckle easier profit than ye're
- thinking on."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ach, himmel!&mdash;Mein goot friend, what was it I said?&mdash;I did mean to say
- you should have de tree quarter for your half, and de one quarter to be
- my fair half."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, no, Mr. Dusterdeevil, we will divide equally what we find, like
- brother and brother. Now, look at this board that I just flung into the
- dark aisle out o' the way, while Monkbarns was glowering ower a' the
- silver yonder. He's a sharp chiel Monkbarns&mdash;I was glad to keep the like
- o' this out o' his sight. Ye'll maybe can read the character better than
- me&mdash;I am nae that book learned, at least I'm no that muckle in practice."
-</p>
-<p>
- With this modest declaration of ignorance, Ochiltree brought forth from
- behind a pillar the cover of the box or chest of treasure, which, when
- forced from its hinges, had been carelessly flung aside during the ardour
- of curiosity to ascertain the contents which it concealed, and had been
- afterwards, as it seems, secreted by the mendicant. There was a word and
- a number upon the plank, and the beggar made them more distinct by
- spitting upon his ragged blue handkerchief, and rubbing off the clay by
- which the inscription was obscured. It was in the ordinary black letter.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Can ye mak ought o't?" said Edie to the adept.
-</p>
-<p>
- "S," said the philosopher, like a child getting his lesson in the
- primer&mdash;"S, T, A, R, C, H,&mdash;<i>Starch!</i>&mdash;dat is what de woman-washers put into de
- neckerchers, and de shirt collar."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Search!" echoed Ochiltree; "na, na, Mr. Dusterdeevil, ye are mair of a
- conjuror than a clerk&mdash;it's <i>search,</i> man, <i>search</i>&mdash;See, there's the
- <i>Ye</i> clear and distinct."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha! I see it now&mdash;it is <i>search&mdash;number one.</i> Mein himmel! then there
- must be a <i>number two,</i> mein goot friend: for <i>search</i> is what you call
- to seek and dig, and this is but <i>number one!</i> Mine wort, there is one
- great big prize in de wheel for us, goot Maister Ochiltree."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, it may be sae; but we canna howk fort enow&mdash;we hae nae shules,
- for they hae taen them a' awa&mdash;and it's like some o' them will be sent
- back to fling the earth into the hole, and mak a' things trig again. But
- an ye'll sit down wi' me a while in the wood, I'se satisfy your honour
- that ye hae just lighted on the only man in the country that could hae
- tauld about Malcolm Misticot and his hidden treasure&mdash;But first we'll rub
- out the letters on this board, for fear it tell tales."
-</p>
-<p>
- And, by the assistance of his knife, the beggar erased and defaced the
- characters so as to make them quite unintelligible, and then daubed the
- board with clay so as to obliterate all traces of the erasure.
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel stared at him in ambiguous silence. There was an
- intelligence and alacrity about all the old man's movements, which
- indicated a person that could not be easily overreached, and yet (for
- even rogues acknowledge in some degree the spirit of precedence) our
- adept felt the disgrace of playing a secondary part, and dividing
- winnings with so mean an associate. His appetite for gain, however, was
- sufficiently sharp to overpower his offended pride, and though far more
- an impostor than a dupe, he was not without a certain degree of personal
- faith even in the gross superstitions by means of which he imposed upon
- others. Still, being accustomed to act as a leader on such occasions, he
- felt humiliated at feeling himself in the situation of a vulture
- marshalled to his prey by a carrion-crow.&mdash;"Let me, however, hear this
- story to an end," thought Dousterswivel, "and it will be hard if I do not
- make mine account in it better as Maister Edie Ochiltrees makes
- proposes."
-</p>
-<p>
- The adept, thus transformed into a pupil from a teacher of the mystic
- art, followed Ochiltree in passive acquiescence to the Prior's Oak&mdash;a
- spot, as the reader may remember, at a short distance from the ruins,
- where the German sat down, and silence waited the old man's
- communication.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Maister Dustandsnivel," said the narrator, "it's an unco while since I
- heard this business treated anent;&mdash;for the lairds of Knockwinnock,
- neither Sir Arthur, nor his father, nor his grandfather&mdash;and I mind a wee
- bit about them a'&mdash;liked to hear it spoken about; nor they dinna like it
- yet&mdash;But nae matter; ye may be sure it was clattered about in the
- kitchen, like onything else in a great house, though it were forbidden in
- the ha'&mdash;and sae I hae heard the circumstance rehearsed by auld servants
- in the family; and in thir present days, when things o' that auld-warld
- sort arena keepit in mind round winter fire-sides as they used to be, I
- question if there's onybody in the country can tell the tale but mysell&mdash;aye
- out-taken the laird though, for there's a parchment book about it, as
- I have heard, in the charter-room at Knockwinnock Castle."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, all dat is vary well&mdash;but get you on with your stories, mine goot
- friend," said Dousterswivel.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, ye see," continued the mendicant, "this was a job in the auld
- times o' rugging and riving through the hale country, when it was ilka
- ane for himsell, and God for us a'&mdash;when nae man wanted property if he
- had strength to take it, or had it langer than he had power to keep it.
- It was just he ower her, and she ower him, whichever could win upmost, a'
- through the east country here, and nae doubt through the rest o' Scotland
- in the self and same manner.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sae in these days Sir Richard Wardour came into the land, and that was
- the first o' the name ever was in this country. There's been mony o' them
- sin' syne; and the maist, like him they ca'd Hell-in-Harness, and the
- rest o' them, are sleeping down in yon ruins. They were a proud dour set
- o' men, but unco brave, and aye stood up for the weel o' the country, God
- sain them a'&mdash;there's no muckle popery in that wish. They ca'd them the
- Norman Wardours, though they cam frae the south to this country. So this
- Sir Richard, that they ca'd Red-hand, drew up wi' the auld Knockwinnock
- o' that day&mdash;for then they were Knockwinnocks of that Ilk&mdash;and wad fain
- marry his only daughter, that was to have the castle and the land. Laith,
- laith was the lass&mdash;(Sybil Knockwinnock they ca'd her that tauld me the
- tale)&mdash;laith, laith was she to gie into the match, for she had fa'en a
- wee ower thick wi' a cousin o' her ain that her father had some ill-will
- to; and sae it was, that after she had been married to Sir Richard jimp
- four months&mdash;for marry him she maun, it's like&mdash;ye'll no hinder her
- gieing them a present o' a bonny knave bairn. Then there was siccan a
- ca'-thro', as the like was never seen; and she's be burnt, and he's be
- slain, was the best words o' their mouths. But it was a' sowdered up
- again some gait, and the bairn was sent awa, and bred up near the
- Highlands, and grew up to be a fine wanle fallow, like mony ane that
- comes o' the wrang side o' the blanket; and Sir Richard wi' the Red-hand,
- he had a fair offspring o'his ain, and a was lound and quiet till his
- head was laid in the ground. But then down came Malcolm Misticot&mdash;(Sir
- Arthur says it should be <i>Misbegot,</i> but they aye ca'd him Misticot that
- spoke o't lang syne)&mdash;down cam this Malcolm, the love-begot, frae
- Glen-isla, wi' a string o' lang-legged Highlanders at his heels, that's
- aye ready for onybody's mischief, and he threeps the castle and lands are
- his ain as his mother's eldest son, and turns a' the Wardours out to the
- hill. There was a sort of fighting and blude-spilling about it, for the
- gentles took different sides; but Malcolm had the uppermost for a lang
- time, and keepit the Castle of Knockwinnock, and strengthened it, and
- built that muckle tower that they ca' Misticot's tower to this day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mine goot friend, old Mr. Edie Ochiltree." interrupted the German, "this
- is all as one like de long histories of a baron of sixteen quarters in
- mine countries; but I would as rather hear of de silver and gold."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, ye see," continued the mendicant, "this Malcolm was weel helped by
- an uncle, a brother o' his father's, that was Prior o' St. Ruth here; and
- muckle treasure they gathered between them, to secure the succession of
- their house in the lands of Knockwinnock. Folk said that the monks in
- thae days had the art of multiplying metals&mdash;at ony rate, they were very
- rich. At last it came to this, that the young Wardour, that was
- Red-hand's son, challenged Misticot to fight with him in the lists as
- they ca'd them&mdash;that's no lists or tailor's runds and selvedges o'
- claith, but a palin'-thing they set up for them to fight in like
- game-cocks. Aweel, Misticot was beaten, and at his brother's mercy&mdash;but
- he wadna touch his life, for the blood of Knockwinnock that was in baith
- their veins: so Malcolm was compelled to turn a monk, and he died soon
- after in the priory, of pure despite and vexation. Naebody ever kenn'd
- whare his uncle the prior earded him, or what he did wi' his gowd and
- silver, for he stood on the right o' halie kirk, and wad gie nae account
- to onybody. But the prophecy gat abroad in the country, that whenever
- Misticot's grave was fund out, the estate of Knockwinnock should be lost
- and won."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ach! mine goot old friend, Maister Edie, and dat is not so very
- unlikely, if Sir Arthurs will quarrel wit his goot friends to please Mr.
- Oldenbuck.&mdash;And so you do tink dat dis golds and silvers belonged to goot
- Mr. Malcolm Mishdigoat?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth do I, Mr. Dousterdeevil."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you do believe dat dere is more of dat sorts behind?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "By my certie do I&mdash;How can it be otherwise?&mdash;<i>Search&mdash;No. I</i>&mdash;that is as
- muckle as to say, search and ye'll find number twa. Besides, yon kist is
- only silver, and I aye heard that' Misticot's pose had muckle yellow gowd
- in't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Den, mine goot friends," said the adept, jumping up hastily, "why do we
- not set about our little job directly?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "For twa gude reasons," answered the beggar, who quietly kept his sitting
- posture;&mdash;"first, because, as I said before, we have naething to dig wi',
- for they hae taen awa the picks and shules; and, secondly, because there
- will be a wheen idle gowks coming to glower at the hole as lang as it is
- daylight, and maybe the laird may send somebody to fill it up&mdash;and ony
- way we wad be catched. But if you will meet me on this place at twal
- o'clock wi' a dark lantern, I'll hae tools ready, and we'll gang quietly
- about our job our twa sells, and naebody the wiser for't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Be&mdash;be&mdash;but, mine goot friend," said Dousterswivel, from whose
- recollection his former nocturnal adventure was not to be altogether
- erased, even by the splendid hopes which Edie's narrative held forth, "it
- is not so goot or so safe, to be about goot Maister Mishdigoat's grabe at
- dat time of night&mdash;you have forgot how I told you de spirits did hone and
- mone dere. I do assure you, dere is disturbance dere."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If ye're afraid of ghaists," answered the mendicant, coolly, "I'll do
- the job mysell, and bring your share o' the siller to ony place you like
- to appoint."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No&mdash;no&mdash;mine excellent old Mr. Edie,&mdash;too much trouble for you&mdash;I will
- not have dat&mdash;I will come myself&mdash;and it will be bettermost; for, mine
- old friend, it was I, Herman Dousterswivel, discovered Maister
- Mishdigoat's grave when I was looking for a place as to put away some
- little trumpery coins, just to play one little trick on my dear friend
- Sir Arthur, for a little sport and pleasures. Yes, I did take some what
- you call rubbish, and did discover Maister Mishdigoat's own monumentsh&mdash;
- It's like dat he meant I should be his heirs&mdash;so it would not be civility
- in me not to come mineself for mine inheritance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "At twal o'clock, then," said the mendicant, "we meet under this tree.
- I'll watch for a while, and see that naebody meddles wi' the grave&mdash;it's
- only saying the laird's forbade it&mdash;then get my bit supper frae Ringan
- the poinder up by, and leave to sleep in his barn; and I'll slip out at
- night, and neer be mist."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do so, mine goot Maister Edie, and I will meet you here on this very
- place, though all de spirits should moan and sneeze deir very brains
- out."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying he shook hands with the old man, and with this mutual pledge of
- fidelity to their appointment, they separated for the present.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0004"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FOURTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;See thou shake the bags
- Of hoarding abbots; angels imprisoned
- Set thou at liberty&mdash;
- Bell, book, and candle, shall not drive me back,
- If gold and silver beckon to come on.
- King John.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The night set in stormy, with wind and occasional showers of rain. "Eh,
- sirs," said the old mendicant, as he took his place on the sheltered side
- of the large oak-tree to wait for his associate&mdash;"Eh, sirs, but human
- nature's a wilful and wilyard thing!&mdash;Is it not an unco lucre o' gain wad
- bring this Dousterdivel out in a blast o' wind like this, at twal o'clock
- at night, to thir wild gousty wa's?&mdash;and amna I a bigger fule than
- himsell to bide here waiting for him?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Having made these sage reflections, he wrapped himself close in his
- cloak, and fixed his eye on the moon as she waded amid the stormy and
- dusky clouds, which the wind from time to time drove across her surface.
- The melancholy and uncertain gleams that she shot from between the
- passing shadows fell full upon the rifted arches and shafted windows of
- the old building, which were thus for an instant made distinctly visible
- in their ruinous state, and anon became again a dark, undistinguished,
- and shadowy mass. The little lake had its share of these transient beams
- of light, and showed its waters broken, whitened, and agitated under the
- passing storm, which, when the clouds swept over the moon, were only
- distinguished by their sullen and murmuring plash against the beach. The
- wooded glen repeated, to every successive gust that hurried through its
- narrow trough, the deep and various groan with which the trees replied to
- the whirlwind, and the sound sunk again, as the blast passed away, into a
- faint and passing murmur, resembling the sighs of an exhausted criminal
- after the first pangs of his torture are over. In these sounds,
- superstition might have found ample gratification for that State of
- excited terror which she fears and yet loves. But such feeling is made no
- part of Ochiltree's composition. His mind wandered back to the scenes of
- his youth.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have kept guard on the outposts baith in Germany and America," he said
- to himself, "in mony a waur night than this, and when I ken'd there was
- maybe a dozen o' their riflemen in the thicket before me. But I was aye
- gleg at my duty&mdash;naebody ever catched Edie sleeping."
-</p>
-<p>
- As he muttered thus to himself, he instinctively shouldered his trusty
- pike-staff, assumed the port of a sentinel on duty, and, as a step
- advanced towards the tree, called, with a tone assorting better with his
- military reminiscences than his present state&mdash;"Stand! who goes there?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "De devil, goot Edie," answered Dousterswivel, "why does you speak so
- loud as a baarenhauter, or what you call a factionary&mdash;I mean a
- sentinel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Just because I thought I was a sentinel at that moment," answered the
- mendicant. "Here's an awsome night! Hae ye brought the lantern and a pock
- for the siller?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay-ay, mine goot friend," said the German, "here it is&mdash;my pair of what
- you call saddlebag; one side will be for you, one side for me;&mdash;I will
- put dem on my horse to save you de trouble, as you are old man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Have you a horse here, then?" asked Edie Ochiltree.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O yes, mine friend&mdash;tied yonder by de stile," responded the adept.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, I hae just ae word to the bargain&mdash;there sall nane o' my gear gang
- on your beast's back."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What was it as you would be afraid of?" said the foreigner.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Only of losing sight of horse, man, and money," again replied the
- gaberlunzie.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Does you know dat you make one gentlemans out to be one great rogue?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mony gentlemen," replied Ochiltree, "can make that out for themselves&mdash;
- But what's the sense of quarrelling?&mdash;If ye want to gang on, gang on&mdash;if
- no&mdash;I'll gae back to the gude ait-straw in Ringan Aikwood's barn that I
- left wi' right ill-will e'now, and I'll pit back the pick and shule whar
- I got them."
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel deliberated a moment, whether, by suffering Edie to depart,
- he might not secure the whole of the expected wealth for his own
- exclusive use. But the want of digging implements, the uncertainty
- whether, if he had them, he could clear out the grave to a sufficient
- depth without assistance, and, above all, the reluctance which he felt,
- owing to the experience of the former night, to venture alone on the
- terrors of Misticot's grave, satisfied him the attempt would be
- hazardous. Endeavouring, therefore, to assume his usual cajoling tone,
- though internally incensed, he begged "his goot friend Maister Edie
- Ochiltrees would lead the way, and assured him of his acquiescence in all
- such an excellent friend could propose."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, aweel, then," said Edie, "tak gude care o' your feet amang the
- lang grass and the loose stones. I wish we may get the light keepit in
- neist, wi' this fearsome wind&mdash;but there's a blink o' moonlight at
- times."
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus saying, old Edie, closely accompanied by the adept, led the way
- towards the ruins, but presently made a full halt in front of them.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye're a learned man, Mr. Dousterdeevil, and ken muckle o' the marvellous
- works o' nature&mdash;Now, will ye tell me ae thing?&mdash;D'ye believe in ghaists
- and spirits that walk the earth?&mdash;d'ye believe in them, ay or no?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Now, goot Mr. Edie," whispered Dousterswivel, in an expostulatory tone
- of voice, "is this a times or a places for such a questions?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed is it, baith the tane and the t'other, Mr. Dustanshovel; for I
- maun fairly tell ye, there's reports that auld Misticot walks. Now this
- wad be an uncanny night to meet him in, and wha kens if he wad be ower
- weel pleased wi' our purpose of visiting his pose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Alle guten Geister</i>"&mdash;muttered the adept, the rest of the conjuration
- being lost in a tremulous warble of his voice,&mdash;"I do desires you not to
- speak so, Mr. Edie; for, from all I heard dat one other night, I do much
- believes"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Now I," said Ochiltree, entering the chancel, and flinging abroad his
- arm with an air of defiance, "I wadna gie the crack o' my thumb for him
- were he to appear at this moment: he's but a disembodied spirit, as we
- are embodied anes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "For the lofe of heavens," said Dousterswivel, "say nothing at all
- neither about somebodies or nobodies!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel," said the beggar (expanding the shade of the lantern), "here's
- the stane, and, spirit or no spirit, I'se be a wee bit deeper in the
- grave;" and he jumped into the place from which the precious chest had
- that morning been removed. After striking a few strokes, he tired, or
- affected to tire, and said to his companion, "I'm auld and failed now,
- and canna keep at it&mdash;time about's fair play, neighbour; ye maun get in
- and tak the shule a bit, and shule out the loose earth, and then I'll tak
- turn about wi' you."
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel accordingly took the place which the beggar had evacuated,
- and toiled with all the zeal that awakened avarice, mingled with the
- anxious wish to finish the undertaking and leave the place as soon as
- possible, could inspire in a mind at once greedy, suspicious, and
- timorous.
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie, standing much at his ease by the side of the hole, contented
- himself with exhorting his associate to labour hard. "My certie! few ever
- wrought for siccan a day's wage; an it be but&mdash;say the tenth part o' the
- size o' the kist, No. I., it will double its value, being filled wi' gowd
- instead of silver. Od, ye work as if ye had been bred to pick and shule&mdash;ye
- could win your round half-crown ilka day. Tak care o' your taes wi'
- that stane!" giving a kick to a large one which the adept had heaved out
- with difficulty, and which Edie pushed back again to the great annoyance
- of his associate's shins.
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus exhorted by the mendicant, Dousterswivel struggled and laboured
- among the stones and stiff clay, toiling like a horse, and internally
- blaspheming in German. When such an unhallowed syllable escaped his lips,
- Edie changed his battery upon him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O dinna swear! dinna swear! Wha kens whals listening!&mdash;Eh! gude guide
- us, what's yon!&mdash;Hout, it's just a branch of ivy flightering awa frae the
- wa'; when the moon was in, it lookit unco like a dead man's arm wi' a
- taper in't&mdash;I thought it was Misticot himsell. But never mind, work you
- away&mdash;fling the earth weel up by out o' the gate&mdash;Od, if ye're no as
- clean a worker at a grave as Win Winnet himsell! What gars ye stop now?&mdash;ye're
- just at the very bit for a chance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Stop!" said the German, in a tone of anger and disappointment, "why, I
- am down at de rocks dat de cursed ruins (God forgife me!) is founded
- upon."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel," said the beggar, "that's the likeliest bit of ony. It will be but
- a muckle through-stane laid doun to kiver the gowd&mdash;tak the pick till't,
- and pit mair strength, man&mdash;ae gude down-right devvel will split it, I'se
- warrant ye&mdash;Ay, that will do Od, he comes on wi' Wallace's straiks!"
-</p>
-<p>
- In fact, the adept, moved by Edie's exhortations, fetched two or three
- desperate blows, and succeeded in breaking, not indeed that against which
- he struck, which, as he had already conjectured, was the solid rock, but
- the implement which he wielded, jarring at the same time his arms up to
- the shoulder-blades.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hurra, boys!&mdash;there goes Ringan's pick-axe!" cried Edie "it's a shame o'
- the Fairport folk to sell siccan frail gear. Try the shule&mdash;at it again,
- Mr. Dusterdeevil."
-</p>
-<p>
- The adept, without reply, scrambled out of the pit, which was now about
- six feet deep, and addressed his associate in a voice that trembled with
- anger. "Does you know, Mr. Edies Ochiltrees, who it is you put off your
- gibes and your jests upon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Brawly, Mr. Dusterdeevil&mdash;brawly do I ken ye, and has done mony a day;
- but there's nae jesting in the case, for I am wearying to see ae our
- treasures; we should hae had baith ends o' the pockmanky filled by this
- time&mdash;I hope it's bowk eneugh to haud a' the gear?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Look you, you base old person," said the incensed philosopher, "if you
- do put another jest upon me, I will cleave your skull-piece with this
- shovels!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And whare wad my hands and my pike-staff be a' the time?" replied Edie,
- in a tone that indicated no apprehension. "Hout, tout, Maister
- Dusterdeevil, I haena lived sae lang in the warld neither, to be shuled
- out o't that gate. What ails ye to be cankered, man, wi' your friends?
- I'll wager I'll find out the treasure in a minute;" and he jumped into
- the pit, and took up the spade.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I do swear to you," said the adept, whose suspicions were now fully
- awake, "that if you have played me one big trick, I will give you one big
- beating, Mr. Edies."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hear till him now!" said Ochiltree, "he kens how to gar folk find out
- the gear&mdash;Od, I'm thinking he's been drilled that way himsell some day."
-</p>
-<p>
- At this insinuation, which alluded obviously to the former scene betwixt
- himself and Sir Arthur, the philosopher lost the slender remnant of
- patience he had left, and being of violent passions, heaved up the
- truncheon of the broken mattock to discharge it upon the old man's head.
- The blow would in all probability have been fatal, had not he at whom it
- was aimed exclaimed in a stern and firm voice, "Shame to ye, man!&mdash;do ye
- think Heaven or earth will suffer ye to murder an auld man that might be
- your father?&mdash;Look behind ye, man!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Dousterswivel turned instinctively, and beheld, to his utter
- astonishment, a tall dark figure standing close behind him. The
- apparition gave him no time to proceed by exorcism or otherwise, but
- having instantly recourse to the <i>voie de fait,</i> took measure of the
- adept's shoulders three or four times with blows so substantial, that he
- fell under the weight of them, and remained senseless for some minutes
- between fear and stupefaction. When he came to himself, he was alone in
- the ruined chancel, lying upon the soft and damp earth which had been
- thrown out of Misticot's grave. He raised himself with a confused
- sensation of anger, pain, and terror, and it was not until he had sat
- upright for some minutes, that he could arrange his ideas sufficiently to
- recollect how he came there, or with what purpose. As his recollection
- returned, he could have little doubt that the bait held out to him by
- Ochiltree, to bring him to that solitary spot, the sarcasms by which he
- had provoked him into a quarrel, and the ready assistance which he had at
- hand for terminating it in the manner in which it had ended, were all
- parts of a concerted plan to bring disgrace and damage on Herman
- Dousterswivel. He could hardly suppose that he was indebted for the
- fatigue, anxiety, and beating which he had undergone, purely to the
- malice of Edie Ochiltree singly, but concluded that the mendicant had
- acted a part assigned to him by some person of greater importance. His
- suspicions hesitated between Oldbuck and Sir Arthur Wardour. The former
- had been at no pains to conceal a marked dislike of him&mdash;but the latter
- he had deeply injured; and although he judged that Sir Arthur did not
- know the extent of his wrongs towards him, yet it was easy to suppose he
- had gathered enough of the truth to make him desirous of revenge.
- Ochiltree had alluded to at least one circumstance which the adept had
- every reason to suppose was private between Sir Arthur and himself, and
- therefore must have been learned from the former. The language of Oldbuck
- also intimated a conviction of his knavery, which Sir Arthur heard
- without making any animated defence. Lastly, the way in which
- Dousterswivel supposed the Baronet to have exercised his revenge, was not
- inconsistent with the practice of other countries with which the adept
- was better acquainted than with those of North Britain. With him, as with
- many bad men, to suspect an injury, and to nourish the purpose of
- revenge, was one and the same movement. And before Dousterswivel had
- fairly recovered his legs, he had mentally sworn the ruin of his
- benefactor, which, unfortunately, he possessed too much the power of
- accelerating.
-</p>
-<p>
- But although a purpose of revenge floated through his brain, it was no
- time to indulge such speculations. The hour, the place, his own
- situation, and perhaps the presence or near neighbourhood of his
- assailants, made self-preservation the adept's first object. The lantern
- had been thrown down and extinguished in the scuffle. The wind, which
- formerly howled so loudly through the aisles of the ruin, had now greatly
- fallen, lulled by the rain, which was descending very fast. The moon,
- from the same cause, was totally obscured, and though Dousterswivel had
- some experience of the ruins, and knew that he must endeavour to regain
- the eastern door of the chancel, yet the confusion of his ideas was such,
- that he hesitated for some time ere he could ascertain in what direction
- he was to seek it. In this perplexity, the suggestions of superstition,
- taking the advantage of darkness and his evil conscience, began again to
- present themselves to his disturbed imagination. "But bah!" quoth he
- valiantly to himself, "it is all nonsense all one part of de damn big
- trick and imposture. Devil! that one thick-skulled Scotch Baronet, as I
- have led by the nose for five year, should cheat Herman Dousterswivel!"
-</p>
-<p>
- As he had come to this conclusion, an incident occurred which tended
- greatly to shake the grounds on which he had adopted it. Amid the
- melancholy <i>sough</i> of the dying wind, and the plash of the rain-drops on
- leaves and stones, arose, and apparently at no great distance from the
- listener, a strain of vocal music so sad and solemn, as if the departed
- spirits of the churchmen who had once inhabited these deserted ruins were
- mourning the solitude and desolation to which their hallowed precincts
- had been abandoned. Dousterswivel, who had now got upon his feet, and was
- groping around the wall of the chancel, stood rooted to the ground on the
- occurrence of this new phenomenon. Each faculty of his soul seemed for
- the moment concentred in the sense of hearing, and all rushed back with
- the unanimous information, that the deep, wild, and prolonged chant which
- he now heard, was the appropriate music of one of the most solemn dirges
- of the Church of Rome. Why performed in such a solitude, and by what
- class of choristers, were questions which the terrified imagination of
- the adept, stirred with all the German superstitions of nixies,
- oak-kings, wer-wolves, hobgoblins, black spirits and white, blue spirits
- and grey, durst not even attempt to solve.
-</p>
-<p>
- Another of his senses was soon engaged in the investigation. At the
- extremity of one of the transepts of the church, at the bottom of a few
- descending steps, was a small iron-grated door, opening, as far as he
- recollected, to a sort of low vault or sacristy. As he cast his eye in
- the direction of the sound, he observed a strong reflection of red light
- glimmering through these bars, and against the steps which descended to
- them. Dousterswivel stood a moment uncertain what to do; then, suddenly
- forming a desperate resolution, he moved down the aisle to the place from
- which the light proceeded.
-</p>
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-<p>
- Fortified with the sign of the cross, and as many exorcisms as his memory
- could recover, he advanced to the grate, from which, unseen, he could see
- what passed in the interior of the vault. As he approached with timid and
- uncertain steps, the chant, after one or two wild and prolonged cadences,
- died away into profound silence. The grate, when he reached it, presented
- a singular spectacle in the interior of the sacristy. An open grave, with
- four tall flambeaus, each about six feet high, placed at the four
- corners&mdash;a bier, having a corpse in its shroud, the arms folded upon the
- breast, rested upon tressels at one side of the grave, as if ready to be
- interred&mdash;a priest, dressed in his cope and stole, held open the service
- book&mdash;another churchman in his vestments bore a holy-water sprinkler, and
- two boys in white surplices held censers with incense&mdash;a man, of a figure
- once tall and commanding, but now bent with age or infirmity, stood alone
- and nearest to the coffin, attired in deep mourning&mdash;such were the most
- prominent figures of the group. At a little distance were two or three
- persons of both sexes, attired in long mourning hoods and cloaks; and
- five or six others in the same lugubrious dress, still farther removed
- from the body, around the walls of the vault, stood ranged in motionless
- order, each bearing in his hand a huge torch of black wax. The smoky
- light from so many flambeaus, by the red and indistinct atmosphere which
- it spread around, gave a hazy, dubious, and as it were phantom-like
- appearance to the outlines of this singular apparition, The voice of the
- priest&mdash;loud, clear, and sonorous&mdash;now recited, from the breviary which
- he held in his hand, those solemn words which the ritual of the Catholic
- church has consecrated to the rendering of dust to dust. Meanwhile,
- Dousterswivel, the place, the hour, and the surprise considered, still
- remained uncertain whether what he saw was substantial, or an unearthly
- representation of the rites to which in former times these walls were
- familiar, but which are now rarely practised in Protestant countries, and
- almost never in Scotland. He was uncertain whether to abide the
- conclusion of the ceremony, or to endeavour to regain the chancel, when a
- change in his position made him visible through the grate to one of the
- attendant mourners. The person who first espied him indicated his
- discovery to the individual who stood apart and nearest the coffin, by a
- sign, and upon his making a sign in reply, two of the group detached
- themselves, and, gliding along with noiseless steps, as if fearing to
- disturb the service, unlocked and opened the grate which separated them
- from the adept. Each took him by an arm, and exerting a degree of force,
- which he would have been incapable of resisting had his fear permitted
- him to attempt opposition, they placed him on the ground in the chancel,
- and sat down, one on each side of him, as if to detain him. Satisfied he
- was in the power of mortals like himself, the adept would have put some
- questions to them; but while one pointed to the vault, from which the
- sound of the priest's voice was distinctly heard, the other placed his
- finger upon his lips in token of silence, a hint which the German thought
- it most prudent to obey. And thus they detained him until a loud
- Alleluia, pealing through the deserted arches of St. Ruth, closed the
- singular ceremony which it had been his fortune to witness.
-</p>
-<p>
- When the hymn had died away with all its echoes, the voice of one of the
- sable personages under whose guard the adept had remained, said, in a
- familiar tone and dialect, "Dear sirs, Mr. Dousterswivel, is this you?
- could not ye have let us ken an ye had wussed till hae been present at
- the ceremony?&mdash;My lord couldna tak it weel your coming blinking and
- jinking in, in that fashion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In de name of all dat is gootness, tell me what you are?" interrupted
- the German in his turn.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What I am? why, wha should I be but Ringan Aikwood, the Knockwinnock
- poinder?&mdash;and what are ye doing here at this time o' night, unless ye
- were come to attend the leddy's burial?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I do declare to you, mine goot Poinder Aikwood," said the German,
- raising himself up, "that I have been this vary nights murdered, robbed,
- and put in fears of my life."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Robbed! wha wad do sic a deed here?&mdash;Murdered! od ye speak pretty blithe
- for a murdered man&mdash;Put in fear! what put you in fear, Mr.
- Dousterswivel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will tell you, Maister Poinder Aikwood Ringan, just dat old miscreant
- dog villain blue-gown, as you call Edie Ochiltrees."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'll neer believe that," answered Ringan;&mdash;"Edie was ken'd to me, and my
- father before me, for a true, loyal, and sooth-fast man; and, mair by
- token, he's sleeping up yonder in our barn, and has been since ten at
- e'en&mdash;Sae touch ye wha liket, Mr. Dousterswivel, and whether onybody
- touched ye or no, I'm sure Edie's sackless."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Maister Ringan Aikwood Poinders, I do not know what you call sackless,&mdash;
- but let alone all de oils and de soot dat you say he has, and I will tell
- you I was dis night robbed of fifty pounds by your oil and sooty friend,
- Edies Ochiltree; and he is no more in your barn even now dan I ever shall
- be in de kingdom of heafen."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, sir, if ye will gae up wi' me, as the burial company has
- dispersed, we'se mak ye down a bed at the lodge, and we'se see if Edie's
- at the barn. There was twa wild-looking chaps left the auld kirk when we
- were coming up wi' the corpse, that's certain; and the priest, wha likes
- ill that ony heretics should look on at our church ceremonies, sent twa
- o' the riding saulies after them; sae we'll hear a' about it frae them."
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus speaking, the kindly apparition, with the assistance of the mute
- personage, who was his son, disencumbered himself of his cloak, and
- prepared to escort Dousterswivel to the place of that rest which the
- adept so much needed.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will apply to the magistrates to-morrow," said the adept; "oder, I
- will have de law put in force against all the peoples."
-</p>
-<p>
- While he thus muttered vengeance against the cause of his injury, he
- tottered from among the ruins, supporting himself on Ringan and his son,
- whose assistance his state of weakness rendered very necessary.
-</p>
-<p>
- When they were clear of the priory, and had gained the little meadow in
- which it stands, Dousterswivel could perceive the torches which had
- caused him so much alarm issuing in irregular procession from the ruins,
- and glancing their light, like that of the <i>ignis fatuus,</i> on the banks
- of the lake. After moving along the path for some short space with a
- fluctuating and irregular motion, the lights were at once extinguished.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We aye put out the torches at the Halie-cross Well on sic occasions,"
- said the forester to his guest. And accordingly no farther visible sign
- of the procession offered itself to Dousterswivel, although his ear could
- catch the distant and decreasing echo of horses' hoofs in the direction
- towards which the mourners had bent their course.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0005"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FIFTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- O weel may the boatie row
- And better may she speed,
- And weel may the boatie row
- That earns the bairnies' bread!
- The boatie rows, the boatie rows,
- The boatie rows fu' weel,
- And lightsome be their life that bear
- The merlin and the creel!
- Old Ballad.
-</pre>
-<p>
- We must now introduce our reader to the interior of the fisher's cottage
- mentioned in CHAPTER eleventh of this edifying history. I wish I could
- say that its inside was well arranged, decently furnished, or tolerably
- clean. On the contrary, I am compelled to admit, there was confusion,&mdash;
- there was dilapidation,&mdash;there was dirt good store. Yet, with all this,
- there was about the inmates, Luckie Mucklebackit and her family, an
- appearance of ease, plenty, and comfort, that seemed to warrant their old
- sluttish proverb, "The clartier the cosier." A huge fire, though the
- season was summer, occupied the hearth, and served at once for affording
- light, heat, and the means of preparing food. The fishing had been
- successful, and the family, with customary improvidence, had, since
- unlading the cargo, continued an unremitting operation of broiling and
- frying that part of the produce reserved for home consumption, and the
- bones and fragments lay on the wooden trenchers, mingled with morsels of
- broken bannocks and shattered mugs of half-drunk beer. The stout and
- athletic form of Maggie herself, bustling here and there among a pack of
- half-grown girls and younger children, of whom she chucked one now here
- and another now there, with an exclamation of "Get out o' the gate, ye
- little sorrow!" was strongly contrasted with the passive and
- half-stupified look and manner of her husband's mother, a woman advanced
- to the last stage of human life, who was seated in her wonted chair close
- by the fire, the warmth of which she coveted, yet hardly seemed to be
- sensible of&mdash;now muttering to herself, now smiling vacantly to the
- children as they pulled the strings of her <i>toy</i> or close cap, or
- twitched her blue checked apron. With her distaff in her bosom, and her
- spindle in her hand, she plied lazily and mechanically the old-fashioned
- Scottish thrift, according to the old-fashioned Scottish manner. The
- younger children, crawling among the feet of the elder, watched the
- progress of grannies spindle as it twisted, and now and then ventured to
- interrupt its progress as it danced upon the floor in those vagaries
- which the more regulated spinning-wheel has now so universally
- superseded, that even the fated Princess in the fairy tale might roam
- through all Scotland without the risk of piercing her hand with a
- spindle, and dying of the wound. Late as the hour was (and it was long
- past midnight), the whole family were still on foot, and far from
- proposing to go to bed; the dame was still busy broiling car-cakes on the
- girdle, and the elder girl, the half-naked mermaid elsewhere
- commemorated, was preparing a pile of Findhorn haddocks (that is,
- haddocks smoked with green wood), to be eaten along with these relishing
- provisions.
-</p>
-<p>
- While they were thus employed, a slight tap at the door, accompanied with
- the question, "Are ye up yet, sirs?" announced a visitor. The answer,
- "Ay, ay,&mdash;come your ways ben, hinny," occasioned the lifting of the
- latch, and Jenny Rintherout, the female domestic of our Antiquary, made
- her appearance.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay," exclaimed the mistress of the family&mdash;"Hegh, sirs! can this be
- you, Jenny?&mdash;a sight o' you's gude for sair een, lass."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O woman, we've been sae ta'en up wi' Captain Hector's wound up by, that
- I havena had my fit out ower the door this fortnight; but he's better
- now, and auld Caxon sleeps in his room in case he wanted onything. Sae,
- as soon as our auld folk gaed to bed, I e'en snodded my head up a bit,
- and left the house-door on the latch, in case onybody should be wanting
- in or out while I was awa, and just cam down the gate to see an there was
- ony cracks amang ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay," answered Luckie Mucklebackit, "I see you hae gotten a' your
- braws on; ye're looking about for Steenie now&mdash;but he's no at hame the
- night; and ye'll no do for Steenie, lass&mdash;a feckless thing like you's no
- fit to mainteen a man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Steenie will no do for me," retorted Jenny, with a toss of her head that
- might have become a higher-born damsel; "I maun hae a man that can
- mainteen his wife."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou ay, hinny&mdash;thae's your landward and burrows-town notions.
- My certie!&mdash;fisherwives ken better&mdash;they keep the man, and keep the house, and keep
- the siller too, lass."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A wheen poor drudges ye are," answered the nymph of the land to the
- nymph of the sea. "As sune as the keel o' the coble touches the sand,
- deil a bit mair will the lazy fisher loons work, but the wives maun kilt
- their coats, and wade into the surf to tak the fish ashore. And then the
- man casts aff the wat and puts on the dry, and sits down wi' his pipe and
- his gill-stoup ahint the ingle, like ony auld houdie, and neer a turn
- will he do till the coble's afloat again! And the wife she maun get the
- scull on her back, and awa wi' the fish to the next burrows-town, and
- scauld and ban wi'ilka wife that will scauld and ban wi'her till it's
- sauld&mdash;and that's the gait fisher-wives live, puir slaving bodies."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Slaves?&mdash;gae wa', lass!&mdash;ca' the head o' the house slaves? little ye ken
- about it, lass. Show me a word my Saunders daur speak, or a turn he daur
- do about the house, without it be just to tak his meat, and his drink,
- and his diversion, like ony o' the weans. He has mair sense than to ca'
- anything about the bigging his ain, frae the rooftree down to a crackit
- trencher on the bink. He kens weel eneugh wha feeds him, and cleeds him,
- and keeps a' tight, thack and rape, when his coble is jowing awa in the
- Firth, puir fallow. Na, na, lass!&mdash;them that sell the goods guide the
- purse&mdash;them that guide the purse rule the house. Show me ane o' yer bits
- o' farmer-bodies that wad let their wife drive the stock to the market,
- and ca' in the debts. Na, na."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, aweel, Maggie, ilka land has its ain lauch&mdash;But where's Steenie
- the night, when a's come and gane? And where's the gudeman?"*
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note G. Gynecocracy.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hae putten the gudeman to his bed, for he was e'en sair forfain; and
- Steenie's awa out about some barns-breaking wi' the auld gaberlunzie,
- Edie Ochiltree: they'll be in sune, and ye can sit doun."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, gudewife" (taking a seat), "I haena that muckle time to stop&mdash;but
- I maun tell ye about the news. Yell hae heard o' the muckle kist o' gowd
- that Sir Arthur has fund down by at St. Ruth?&mdash;He'll be grander than ever
- now&mdash;he'll no can haud down his head to sneeze, for fear o' seeing his
- shoon."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou ay&mdash;a' the country's heard o' that; but auld Edie says that they ca'
- it ten times mair than ever was o't, and he saw them howk it up. Od, it
- would be lang or a puir body that needed it got sic a windfa'."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, that's sure eneugh.&mdash;And yell hae heard o' the Countess o' Glenallan
- being dead and lying in state, and how she's to be buried at St. Ruth's
- as this night fa's, wi' torch-light; and a' the popist servants, and
- Ringan Aikwood, that's a papist too, are to be there, and it will be the
- grandest show ever was seen."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, hinny," answered the Nereid, "if they let naebody but papists
- come there, it'll no be muckle o' a show in this country, for the auld
- harlot, as honest Mr. Blattergowl ca's her, has few that drink o' her cup
- o' enchantments in this corner o' our chosen lands.&mdash;But what can ail
- them to bury the auld carlin (a rudas wife she was) in the night-time?&mdash;I
- dare say our gudemither will ken."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here she exalted her voice, and exclaimed twice or thrice, "Gudemither!
- gudemither!" but, lost in the apathy of age and deafness, the aged sibyl
- she addressed continued plying her spindle without understanding the
- appeal made to her.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Speak to your grandmither, Jenny&mdash;Od, I wad rather hail the coble half a
- mile aff, and the nor-wast wind whistling again in my teeth."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Grannie," said the little mermaid, in a voice to which the old woman was
- better accustomed, "minnie wants to ken what for the Glenallan folk aye
- bury by candle-light in the ruing of St. Ruth!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The old woman paused in the act of twirling the spindle, turned round to
- the rest of the party, lifted her withered, trembling, and clay-coloured
- hand, raised up her ashen-hued and wrinkled face, which the quick motion
- of two light-blue eyes chiefly distinguished from the visage of a corpse,
- and, as if catching at any touch of association with the living world,
- answered, "What gars the Glenallan family inter their dead by torchlight,
- said the lassie?&mdash;Is there a Glenallan dead e'en now?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "We might be a' dead and buried too," said Maggie, "for onything ye wad
- ken about it;"&mdash;and then, raising her voice to the stretch of her
- mother-in-law's comprehension, she added,
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's the auld Countess, gudemither."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And is she ca'd hame then at last?" said the old woman, in a voice that
- seemed to be agitated with much more feeling than belonged to her extreme
- old age, and the general indifference and apathy of her manner&mdash;"is she
- then called to her last account after her lang race o' pride and power?&mdash;O
- God, forgie her!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But minnie was asking ye," resumed the lesser querist, "what for the
- Glenallan family aye bury their dead by torch-light?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "They hae aye dune sae," said the grandmother, "since the time the Great
- Earl fell in the sair battle o' the Harlaw, when they say the coronach
- was cried in ae day from the mouth of the Tay to the Buck of the Cabrach,
- that ye wad hae heard nae other sound but that of lamentation for the
- great folks that had fa'en fighting against Donald of the Isles. But the
- Great Earl's mither was living&mdash;they were a doughty and a dour race, the
- women o' the house o' Glenallan&mdash;and she wad hae nae coronach cried for
- her son, but had him laid in the silence o' midnight in his place o'
- rest, without either drinking the dirge, or crying the lament. She said
- he had killed enow that day he died, for the widows and daughters o' the
- Highlanders he had slain to cry the coronach for them they had lost, and
- for her son too; and sae she laid him in his gave wi' dry eyes, and
- without a groan or a wail. And it was thought a proud word o' the family,
- and they aye stickit by it&mdash;and the mair in the latter times, because in
- the night-time they had mair freedom to perform their popish ceremonies
- by darkness and in secrecy than in the daylight&mdash;at least that was the
- case in my time; they wad hae been disturbed in the day-time baith by the
- law and the commons of Fairport&mdash;they may be owerlooked now, as I have
- heard: the warlds changed&mdash;I whiles hardly ken whether I am standing or
- sitting, or dead or living."
-</p>
-<p>
- And looking round the fire, as if in a state of unconscious uncertainty
- of which she complained, old Elspeth relapsed into her habitual and
- mechanical occupation of twirling the spindle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Eh, sirs!" said Jenny Rintherout, under her breath to her gossip, "it's
- awsome to hear your gudemither break out in that gait&mdash;it's like the dead
- speaking to the living."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye're no that far wrang, lass; she minds naething o' what passes the
- day&mdash;but set her on auld tales, and she can speak like a prent buke. She
- kens mair about the Glenallan family than maist folk&mdash;the gudeman's
- father was their fisher mony a day. Ye maun ken the papists make a great
- point o' eating fish&mdash;it's nae bad part o' their religion that, whatever
- the rest is&mdash;I could aye sell the best o' fish at the best o' prices for
- the Countess's ain table, grace be wi' her! especially on a Friday&mdash;But
- see as our gudemither's hands and lips are ganging&mdash;now it's working in
- her head like barm&mdash;she'll speak eneugh the night. Whiles she'll no speak
- a word in a week, unless it be to the bits o' bairns."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hegh, Mrs. Mucklebackit, she's an awsome wife!" said Jenny in reply.
- "D'ye think she's a'thegither right? Folk say she downa gang to the kirk,
- or speak to the minister, and that she was ance a papist but since her
- gudeman's been dead, naebody kens what she is. D'ye think yoursell that
- she's no uncanny?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Canny, ye silly tawpie! think ye ae auld wife's less canny than anither?
- unless it be Alison Breck&mdash;I really couldna in conscience swear for her;
- I have kent the boxes she set fill'd wi' partans, when"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Whisht, whisht, Maggie," whispered Jenny&mdash;"your gudemither's gaun to
- speak again."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wasna there some ane o' ye said," asked the old sibyl, "or did I dream,
- or was it revealed to me, that Joscelind, Lady Glenallan, is dead, an'
- buried this night?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, gudemither," screamed the daughter-in-law, "it's e'en sae."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And e'en sae let it be," said old Elspeth; "she's made mony a sair heart
- in her day&mdash;ay, e'en her ain son's&mdash;is he living yet?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, he's living yet; but how lang he'll live&mdash;however, dinna ye mind his
- coming and asking after you in the spring, and leaving siller?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It may be sae, Magge&mdash;I dinna mind it&mdash;but a handsome gentleman he was,
- and his father before him. Eh! if his father had lived, they might hae
- been happy folk! But he was gane, and the lady carried it in&mdash;ower and
- out-ower wi' her son, and garr'd him trow the thing he never suld hae
- trowed, and do the thing he has repented a' his life, and will repent
- still, were his life as lang as this lang and wearisome ane o' mine."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O what was it, grannie?"&mdash;and "What was it, gudemither?"&mdash;and "What was
- it, Luckie Elspeth?" asked the children, the mother, and the visitor, in
- one breath.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Never ask what it was," answered the old sibyl, "but pray to God that ye
- arena left to the pride and wilfu'ness o' your ain hearts: they may be as
- powerful in a cabin as in a castle&mdash;I can bear a sad witness to that. O
- that weary and fearfu' night! will it never gang out o' my auld head!&mdash;Eh!
- to see her lying on the floor wi' her lang hair dreeping wi' the salt
- water!&mdash;Heaven will avenge on a' that had to do wi't. Sirs! is my son out
- wi' the coble this windy e'en?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, mither&mdash;nae coble can keep the sea this wind; he's sleeping in
- his bed out-ower yonder ahint the hallan."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Is Steenie out at sea then?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, grannie&mdash;Steenie's awa out wi' auld Edie Ochiltree, the gaberlunzie;
- maybe they'll be gaun to see the burial."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That canna be," said the mother of the family; "we kent naething o't
- till Jock Rand cam in, and tauld us the Aikwoods had warning to attend&mdash;
- they keep thae things unco private&mdash;and they were to bring the corpse a'
- the way frae the Castle, ten miles off, under cloud o' night. She has
- lain in state this ten days at Glenallan House, in a grand chamber a'
- hung wi' black, and lighted wi' wax cannle."
-</p>
-<p>
- "God assoilzie her!" ejaculated old Elspeth, her head apparently still
- occupied by the event of the Countess's death; "she was a hard-hearted
- woman, but she's gaen to account for it a', and His mercy is infinite&mdash;
- God grant she may find it sae!" And she relapsed into silence, which she
- did not break again during the rest of the evening.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wonder what that auld daft beggar carle and our son Steenie can be
- doing out in sic a nicht as this," said Maggie Mucklebackit; and her
- expression of surprise was echoed by her visitor. "Gang awa, ane o' ye,
- hinnies, up to the heugh head, and gie them a cry in case they're within
- hearing; the car-cakes will be burnt to a cinder."
-</p>
-<p>
- The little emissary departed, but in a few minutes came running back with
- the loud exclamation, "Eh, Minnie! eh, grannie! there's a white bogle
- chasing twa black anes down the heugh."
-</p>
-<p>
- A noise of footsteps followed this singular annunciation, and young
- Steenie Mucklebackit, closely followed by Edie Ochiltree, bounced into
- the hut. They were panting and out of breath. The first thing Steenie did
- was to look for the bar of the door, which his mother reminded him had
- been broken up for fire-wood in the hard winter three years ago; "for
- what use," she said, "had the like o' them for bars?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "There's naebody chasing us," said the beggar, after he had taken his
- breath: "we're e'en like the wicked, that flee when no one pursueth."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, but we were chased," said Steenie, "by a spirit or something
- little better."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was a man in white on horseback," said Edie, "for the soft grund that
- wadna bear the beast, flung him about, I wot that weel; but I didna think
- my auld legs could have brought me aff as fast; I ran amaist as fast as
- if I had been at Prestonpans."*
-</p>
-<p>
- * [This refers to the flight of the government forces at the battle of
- Prestonpans, 1745.]
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, ye daft gowks!" said Luckie Mucklebackit, "it will hae been some
- o' the riders at the Countess's burial."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What!" said Edie, "is the auld Countess buried the night at St. Ruth's?
- Ou, that wad be the lights and the noise that scarr'd us awa; I wish I
- had ken'd&mdash;I wad hae stude them, and no left the man yonder&mdash;but they'll
- take care o' him. Ye strike ower hard, Steenie I doubt ye foundered the
- chield."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Neer a bit," said Steenie, laughing; "he has braw broad shouthers, and I
- just took measure o' them wi' the stang. Od, if I hadna been something
- short wi' him, he wad hae knockit your auld hams out, lad."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, an I win clear o' this scrape," said Edie, "I'se tempt Providence
- nae mair. But I canna think it an unlawfu' thing to pit a bit trick on
- sic a landlouping scoundrel, that just lives by tricking honester folk."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But what are we to do with this?" said Steenie, producing a pocket-book.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Od guide us, man," said Edie in great alarm, "what garr'd ye touch the
- gear? a very leaf o' that pocket-book wad be eneugh to hang us baith."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I dinna ken," said Steenie; "the book had fa'en out o' his pocket, I
- fancy, for I fand it amang my feet when I was graping about to set him on
- his logs again, and I just pat it in my pouch to keep it safe; and then
- came the tramp of horse, and you cried, Rin, rin,' and I had nae mair
- thought o' the book."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We maun get it back to the loon some gait or other; ye had better take
- it yoursell, I think, wi' peep o' light, up to Ringan Aikwood's. I wadna
- for a hundred pounds it was fund in our hands."
-</p>
-<p>
- Steenie undertook to do as he was directed.
-</p>
-<p>
- "A bonny night ye hae made o't, Mr. Steenie," said Jenny Rintherout, who,
- impatient of remaining so long unnoticed, now presented herself to the
- young fisherman&mdash;"A bonny night ye hae made o't, tramping about wi'
- gaberlunzies, and getting yoursell hunted wi' worricows, when ye suld be
- sleeping in your bed, like your father, honest man."
-</p>
-<p>
- This attack called forth a suitable response of rustic raillery from the
- young fisherman. An attack was now commenced upon the car-cakes and
- smoked fish, and sustained with great perseverance by assistance of a
- bicker or two of twopenny ale and a bottle of gin. The mendicant then
- retired to the straw of an out-house adjoining,&mdash;the children had one by
- one crept into their nests,&mdash;the old grandmother was deposited in her
- flock-bed,&mdash;Steenie, notwithstanding his preceding fatigue, had the
- gallantry to accompany Miss Rintherout to her own mansion, and at what
- hour he returned the story saith not,&mdash;and the matron of the family,
- having laid the gathering-coal upon the fire, and put things in some sort
- of order, retired to rest the last of the family.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0006"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SIXTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;Many great ones
- Would part with half their states, to have the plan
- And credit to beg in the first style.
- Beggar's Bush.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Old Edie was stirring with the lark, and his first inquiry was after
- Steenie and the pocket-book. The young fisherman had been under the
- necessity of attending his father before daybreak, to avail themselves of
- the tide, but he had promised that, immediately on his return, the
- pocket-book, with all its contents, carefully wrapped up in a piece of
- sail-cloth, should be delivered by him to Ringan Aikwood, for
- Dousterswivel, the owner.
-</p>
-<p>
- The matron had prepared the morning meal for the family, and, shouldering
- her basket of fish, tramped sturdily away towards Fairport. The children
- were idling round the door, for the day was fair and sun-shiney. The
- ancient grandame, again seated on her wicker-chair by the fire, had
- resumed her eternal spindle, wholly unmoved by the yelling and screaming
- of the children, and the scolding of the mother, which had preceded the
- dispersion of the family. Edie had arranged his various bags, and was
- bound for the renewal of his wandering life, but first advanced with due
- courtesy to take his leave of the ancient crone.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gude day to ye, cummer, and mony ane o' them. I will be back about the
- fore-end o'har'st, and I trust to find ye baith haill and fere."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pray that ye may find me in my quiet grave," said the old woman, in a
- hollow and sepulchral voice, but without the agitation of a single
- feature.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye're auld, cummer, and sae am I mysell; but we maun abide His will&mdash;
- we'll no be forgotten in His good time."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor our deeds neither," said the crone: "what's dune in the body maun be
- answered in the spirit."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wot that's true; and I may weel tak the tale hame to mysell, that hae
- led a misruled and roving life. But ye were aye a canny wife. We're a'
- frail&mdash;but ye canna hae sae muckle to bow ye down."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Less than I might have had&mdash;but mair, O far mair, than wad sink the
- stoutest brig e'er sailed out o' Fairport harbour!&mdash;Didna somebody say
- yestreen&mdash;at least sae it is borne in on my mind, but auld folk hae weak
- fancies&mdash;did not somebody say that Joscelind, Countess of Glenallan, was
- departed frae life?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "They said the truth whaever said it," answered old Edie; "she was buried
- yestreen by torch-light at St. Ruth's, and I, like a fule, gat a gliff
- wi' seeing the lights and the riders."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was their fashion since the days of the Great Earl that was killed at
- Harlaw;&mdash;they did it to show scorn that they should die and be buried
- like other mortals; the wives o' the house of Glenallan wailed nae wail
- for the husband, nor the sister for the brother.&mdash;But is she e'en ca'd to
- the lang account?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "As sure," answered Edie, "as we maun a' abide it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then I'll unlade my mind, come o't what will."
-</p>
-<p>
- This she spoke with more alacrity than usually attended her expressions,
- and accompanied her words with an attitude of the hand, as if throwing
- something from her. She then raised up her form, once tall, and still
- retaining the appearance of having been so, though bent with age and
- rheumatism, and stood before the beggar like a mummy animated by some
- wandering spirit into a temporary resurrection. Her light-blue eyes
- wandered to and fro, as if she occasionally forgot and again remembered
- the purpose for which her long and withered hand was searching among the
- miscellaneous contents of an ample old-fashioned pocket. At length she
- pulled out a small chip-box, and opening it, took out a handsome ring, in
- which was set a braid of hair, composed of two different colours, black
- and light brown, twined together, encircled with brilliants of
- considerable value.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gudeman," she said to Ochiltree, "as ye wad e'er deserve mercy, ye maun
- gang my errand to the house of Glenallan, and ask for the Earl."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The Earl of Glenallan, cummer! ou, he winna see ony o' the gentles o'
- the country, and what likelihood is there that he wad see the like o' an
- auld gaberlunzie?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gang your ways and try;&mdash;and tell him that Elspeth o' the
- Craigburnfoot&mdash;he'll mind me best by that name&mdash;maun see him or she be relieved frae
- her lang pilgrimage, and that she sends him that ring in token of the
- business she wad speak o'."
-</p>
-<p>
- Ochiltree looked on the ring with some admiration of its apparent value,
- and then carefully replacing it in the box, and wrapping it in an old
- ragged handkerchief, he deposited the token in his bosom.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, gudewife," he said, "I'se do your bidding, or it's no be my fault.
- But surely there was never sic a braw propine as this sent to a yerl by
- an auld fishwife, and through the hands of a gaberlunzie beggar."
-</p>
-<p>
- With this reflection, Edie took up his pike-staff, put on his
- broad-brimmed bonnet, and set forth upon his pilgrimage. The old woman
- remained for some time standing in a fixed posture, her eyes directed to
- the door through which her ambassador had departed. The appearance of
- excitation, which the conversation had occasioned, gradually left her
- features; she sank down upon her accustomed seat, and resumed her
- mechanical labour of the distaff and spindle, with her wonted air of
- apathy.
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie Ochiltree meanwhile advanced on his journey. The distance to
- Glenallan was ten miles, a march which the old soldier accomplished in
- about four hours. With the curiosity belonging to his idle trade and
- animated character, he tortured himself the whole way to consider what
- could be the meaning of this mysterious errand with which he was
- entrusted, or what connection the proud, wealthy, and powerful Earl of
- Glenallan could have with the crimes or penitence of an old doting woman,
- whose rank in life did not greatly exceed that of her messenger. He
- endeavoured to call to memory all that he had ever known or heard of the
- Glenallan family, yet, having done so, remained altogether unable to form
- a conjecture on the subject. He knew that the whole extensive estate of
- this ancient and powerful family had descended to the Countess, lately
- deceased, who inherited, in a most remarkable degree, the stern, fierce,
- and unbending character which had distinguished the house of Glenallan
- since they first figured in Scottish annals. Like the rest of her
- ancestors, she adhered zealously to the Roman Catholic faith, and was
- married to an English gentleman of the same communion, and of large
- fortune, who did not survive their union two years. The Countess was,
- therefore, left an early widow, with the uncontrolled management of the
- large estates of her two sons. The elder, Lord Geraldin, who was to
- succeed to the title and fortune of Glenallan, was totally dependent on
- his mother during her life. The second, when he came of age, assumed the
- name and arms of his father, and took possession of his estate, according
- to the provisions of the Countess's marriage-settlement. After this
- period, he chiefly resided in England, and paid very few and brief visits
- to his mother and brother; and these at length were altogether dispensed
- with, in consequence of his becoming a convert to the reformed religion.
-</p>
-<p>
- But even before this mortal offence was given to its mistress, his
- residence at Glenallan offered few inducements to a gay young man like
- Edward Geraldin Neville, though its gloom and seclusion seemed to suit
- the retired and melancholy habits of his elder brother. Lord Geraldin, in
- the outset of life, had been a young man of accomplishment and hopes.
- Those who knew him upon his travels entertained the highest expectations
- of his future career. But such fair dawns are often strangely overcast.
- The young nobleman returned to Scotland, and after living about a year in
- his mother's society at Glenallan House, he seemed to have adopted all
- the stern gloom and melancholy of her character. Excluded from politics
- by the incapacities attached to those of his religion, and from all
- lighter avocationas by choice, Lord Geraldin led a life of the strictest
- retirement. His ordinary society was composed of the clergyman of his
- communion, who occasionally visited his mansion; and very rarely, upon
- stated occasions of high festival, one or two families who still
- professed the Catholic religion were formally entertained at Glenallan
- House. But this was all; their heretic neighbours knew nothing of the
- family whatever; and even the Catholics saw little more than the
- sumptuous entertainment and solemn parade which was exhibited on those
- formal occasions, from which all returned without knowing whether most to
- wonder at the stern and stately demeanour of the Countess, or the deep
- and gloomy dejection which never ceased for a moment to cloud the
- features of her son. The late event had put him in possession of his
- fortune and title, and the neighbourhood had already begun to conjecture
- whether gaiety would revive with independence, when those who had some
- occasional acquaintance with the interior of the family spread abroad a
- report, that the Earl's constitution was undermined by religious
- austerities, and that in all probability he would soon follow his mother
- to the grave. This event was the more probable, as his brother had died
- of a lingering complaint, which, in the latter years of his life, had
- affected at once his frame and his spirits; so that heralds and
- genealogists were already looking back into their records to discover the
- heir of this ill-fated family, and lawyers were talking with gleesome
- anticipation, of the probability of a "great Glenallan cause."
-</p>
-<p>
- As Edie Ochiltree approached the front of Glenallan House,* an ancient
- building of great extent, the most modern part of which had been designed
- by the celebrated Inigo Jones, he began to consider in what way he should
- be most likely to gain access for delivery of his message; and, after
- much consideration, resolved to send the token to the Earl by one of the
- domestics.
-</p>
-<p>
- * [Supposed to represent Glammis Castle, in Forfarshire, with which the
- Author was well acquainted.]
-</p>
-<p>
- With this purpose he stopped at a cottage, where he obtained the means of
- making up the ring in a sealed packet like a petition, addressed, <i>Forr
- his hounor the Yerl of Glenllan&mdash;These.</i> But being aware that missives
- delivered at the doors of great houses by such persons as himself, do not
- always make their way according to address, Edie determined, like an old
- soldier, to reconnoitre the ground before he made his final attack. As he
- approached the porter's lodge, he discovered, by the number of poor
- ranked before it, some of them being indigent persons in the vicinity,
- and others itinerants of his own begging profession,&mdash;that there was
- about to be a general dole or distribution of charity.
-</p>
-<p>
- "A good turn," said Edie to himself, "never goes unrewarded&mdash;I'll maybe
- get a good awmous that I wad hae missed but for trotting on this auld
- wife's errand."
-</p>
-<p>
- Accordingly, he ranked up with the rest of this ragged regiment, assuming
- a station as near the front as possible,&mdash;a distinction due, as he
- conceived, to his blue gown and badge, no less than to his years and
- experience; but he soon found there was another principle of precedence
- in this assembly, to which he had not adverted.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Are ye a triple man, friend, that ye press forward sae bauldly?&mdash;I'm
- thinking no, for there's nae Catholics wear that badge."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, I am no a Roman," said Edie.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then shank yoursell awa to the double folk, or single folk, that's the
- Episcopals or Presbyterians yonder: it's a shame to see a heretic hae sic
- a lang white beard, that would do credit to a hermit."
-</p>
-<p>
- Ochiltree, thus rejected from the society of the Catholic mendicants, or
- those who called themselves such, went to station himself with the
- paupers of the communion of the church of England, to whom the noble
- donor allotted a double portion of his charity. But never was a poor
- occasional conformist more roughly rejected by a High-church
- congregation, even when that matter was furiously agitated in the days of
- good Queen Anne.
-</p>
-<p>
- "See to him wi' his badge!" they said;&mdash;"he hears ane o' the king's
- Presbyterian chaplains sough out a sermon on the morning of every
- birth-day, and now he would pass himsell for ane o' the Episcopal church!
- Na, na!&mdash;we'll take care o' that."
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie, thus rejected by Rome and Prelacy, was fain to shelter himself from
- the laughter of his brethren among the thin group of Presbyterians, who
- had either disdained to disguise their religious opinions for the sake of
- an augmented dole, or perhaps knew they could not attempt the imposition
- without a certainty of detection.
-</p>
-<p>
- The same degree of precedence was observed in the mode of distributing
- the charity, which consisted in bread, beef, and a piece of money, to
- each individual of all the three classes. The almoner, an ecclesiastic of
- grave appearance and demeanour, superintended in person the accommodation
- of the Catholic mendicants, asking a question or two of each as he
- delivered the charity, and recommending to their prayers the soul of
- Joscelind, late Countess of Glenallan, mother of their benefactor. The
- porter, distinguished by his long staff headed with silver, and by the
- black gown tufted with lace of the same colour, which he had assumed upon
- the general mourning in the family, overlooked the distribution of the
- dole among the prelatists. The less-favoured kirk-folk were committed to
- the charge of an aged domestic.
-</p>
-<p>
- As this last discussed some disputed point with the porter, his name, as
- it chanced to be occasionally mentioned, and then his features, struck
- Ochiltree, and awakened recollections of former times. The rest of the
- assembly were now retiring, when the domestic, again approaching the
- place where Edie still lingered, said, in a strong Aberdeenshire accent,
- "Fat is the auld feel-body deeing, that he canna gang avay, now that he's
- gotten baith meat and siller?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Francis Macraw," answered Edie Ochiltree, "d'ye no mind Fontenoy, and
- keep thegither front and rear?'"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ohon! ohon!" cried Francie, with a true north-country yell of
- recognition, "naebody could hae said that word but my auld front-rank
- man, Edie Ochiltree! But I'm sorry to see ye in sic a peer state, man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No sae ill aff as ye may think, Francis. But I'm laith to leave this
- place without a crack wi' you, and I kenna when I may see you again, for
- your folk dinna mak Protestants welcome, and that's ae reason that I hae
- never been here before."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Fusht, fusht," said Francie, "let that flee stick i' the wa'&mdash;when the
- dirt's dry it will rub out;&mdash;and come you awa wi' me, and I'll gie ye
- something better thau that beef bane, man."
-</p>
-<p>
- Having then spoke a confidential word with the porter (probably to
- request his connivance), and having waited until the almoner had returned
- into the house with slow and solemn steps, Francie Macraw introduced his
- old comrade into the court of Glenallan House, the gloomy gateway of
- which was surmounted by a huge scutcheon, in which the herald and
- undertaker had mingled, as usual, the emblems of human pride and of human
- nothingness,&mdash;the Countess's hereditary coat-of-arms, with all its
- numerous quarterings, disposed in a lozenge, and surrounded by the
- separate shields of her paternal and maternal ancestry, intermingled with
- scythes, hour glasses, skulls, and other symbols of that mortality which
- levels all distinctions. Conducting his friend as speedily as possible
- along the large paved court, Macraw led the way through a side-door to a
- small apartment near the servants' hall, which, in virtue of his personal
- attendance upon the Earl of Glenallan, he was entitled to call his own.
- To produce cold meat of various kinds, strong beer, and even a glass of
- spirits, was no difficulty to a person of Francis's importance, who had
- not lost, in his sense of conscious dignity, the keen northern prudence
- which recommended a good understanding with the butler. Our mendicant
- envoy drank ale, and talked over old stories with his comrade, until, no
- other topic of conversation occurring, he resolved to take up the theme
- of his embassy, which had for some time escaped his memory.
-</p>
-<p>
- "He had a petition to present to the Earl," he said;&mdash;for he judged it
- prudent to say nothing of the ring, not knowing, as he afterwards
- observed, how far the manners of a single soldier* might have been
- corrupted by service in a great house.
-</p>
-<p>
- * A single soldier means, in Scotch, a private soldier.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, tout, man," said Francie, "the Earl will look at nae petitions&mdash;
- but I can gie't to the almoner."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But it relates to some secret, that maybe my lord wad like best to see't
- himsell."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm jeedging that's the very reason that the almoner will be for seeing
- it the first and foremost."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I hae come a' this way on purpose to deliver it, Francis, and ye
- really maun help me at a pinch."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Neer speed then if I dinna," answered the Aberdeenshire man: "let them
- be as cankered as they like, they can but turn me awa, and I was just
- thinking to ask my discharge, and gang down to end my days at Inverurie."
-</p>
-<p>
- With this doughty resolution of serving his friend at all ventures, since
- none was to be encountered which could much inconvenience himself,
- Francie Macraw left the apartment. It was long before he returned, and
- when he did, his manner indicated wonder and agitation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am nae seer gin ye be Edie Ochiltree o' Carrick's company in the
- Forty-twa, or gin ye be the deil in his likeness!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what makes ye speak in that gait?" demanded the astonished
- mendicant.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Because my lord has been in sic a distress and surpreese as I neer saw a
- man in my life. But he'll see you&mdash;I got that job cookit. He was like a
- man awa frae himsell for mony minutes, and I thought he wad hae swarv't
- a'thegither,&mdash;and fan he cam to himsell, he asked fae brought the
- packet&mdash;and fat trow ye I said?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "An auld soger," says Edie&mdash;"that does likeliest at a gentle's door; at a
- farmer's it's best to say ye're an auld tinkler, if ye need ony quarters,
- for maybe the gudewife will hae something to souther."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I said neer ane o' the twa," answered Francis; "my lord cares as
- little about the tane as the tother&mdash;for he's best to them that can
- souther up our sins. Sae I e'en said the bit paper was brought by an auld
- man wi' a long fite beard&mdash;he might be a capeechin freer for fat I ken'd,
- for he was dressed like an auld palmer. Sae ye'll be sent up for fanever
- he can find mettle to face ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wish I was weel through this business," thought Edie to himself; "mony
- folk surmise that the Earl's no very right in the judgment, and wha can
- say how far he may be offended wi' me for taking upon me sae muckle?"
-</p>
-<p>
- But there was now no room for retreat&mdash;a bell sounded from a distant part
- of the mansion, and Macraw said, with a smothered accent, as if already
- in his master's presence, "That's my lord's bell!&mdash;follow me, and step
- lightly and cannily, Edie."
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie followed his guide, who seemed to tread as if afraid of being
- overheard, through a long passage, and up a back stair, which admitted
- them into the family apartments. They were ample and extensive, furnished
- at such cost as showed the ancient importance and splendour of the
- family. But all the ornaments were in the taste of a former and distant
- period, and one would have almost supposed himself traversing the halls
- of a Scottish nobleman before the union of the crowns. The late Countess,
- partly from a haughty contempt of the times in which she lived, partly
- from her sense of family pride, had not permitted the furniture to be
- altered or modernized during her residence at Glenallan House. The most
- magnificent part of the decorations was a valuable collection of pictures
- by the best masters, whose massive frames were somewhat tarnished by
- time. In this particular also the gloomy taste of the family seemed to
- predominate. There were some fine family portraits by Vandyke and other
- masters of eminence; but the collection was richest in the Saints and
- Martyrdoms of Domenichino, Velasquez, and Murillo, and other subjects of
- the same kind, which had been selected in preference to landscapes or
- historical pieces. The manner in which these awful, and sometimes
- disgusting, subjects were represented, harmonized with the gloomy state
- of the apartments,&mdash;a circumstance which was not altogether lost on the
- old man, as he traversed them under the guidance of his quondam
- fellow-soldier. He was about to express some sentiment of this kind, but
- Francie imposed silence on him by signs, and opening a door at the end of
- the long picture-gallery, ushered him into a small antechamber hung with
- black. Here they found the almoner, with his ear turned to a door
- opposite that by which they entered, in the attitude of one who listens
- with attention, but is at the same time afraid of being detected in the
- act.
-</p>
-<p>
- The old domestic and churchman started when they perceived each other.
- But the almoner first recovered his recollection, and advancing towards
- Macraw, said, under his breath, but with an authoritative tone, "How dare
- you approach the Earl's apartment without knocking? and who is this
- stranger, or what has he to do here?&mdash;Retire to the gallery, and wait for
- me there."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's impossible just now to attend your reverence," answered Macraw,
- raising his voice so as to be heard in the next room, being conscious
- that the priest would not maintain the altercation within hearing of his
- patron,&mdash;"the Earl's bell has rung."
-</p>
-<p>
- He had scarce uttered the words, when it was rung again with greater
- violence than before; and the ecclesiastic, perceiving further
- expostulation impossible, lifted his finger at Macraw, with a menacing
- attitude, as he left the apartment.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I tell'd ye sae," said the Aberdeen man in a whisper to Edie, and then
- proceeded to open the door near which they had observed the chaplain
- stationed.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SEVENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;This ring.&mdash;
- This little ring, with necromantic force,
- Has raised the ghost of pleasure to my fears,
- Conjured the sense of honour and of love
- Into such shapes, they fright me from myself.
- The Fatal Marriage.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The ancient forms of mourning were observed in Glenallan House,
- notwithstanding the obduracy with which the members of the family were
- popularly supposed to refuse to the dead the usual tribute of
- lamentation. It was remarked, that when she received the fatal letter
- announcing the death of her second, and, as was once believed, her
- favourite son, the hand of the Countess did not shake, nor her eyelid
- twinkle, any more than upon perusal of a letter of ordinary business.
- Heaven only knows whether the suppression of maternal sorrow, which her
- pride commanded, might not have some effect in hastening her own death.
- It was at least generally supposed that the apoplectic stroke, which so
- soon afterwards terminated her existence, was, as it were, the vengeance
- of outraged Nature for the restraint to which her feelings had been
- subjected. But although Lady Glenallan forebore the usual external signs
- of grief, she had caused many of the apartments, amongst others her own
- and that of the Earl, to be hung with the exterior trappings of woe.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl of Glenallan was therefore seated in an apartment hung with
- black cloth, which waved in dusky folds along its lofty walls. A screen,
- also covered with black baize, placed towards the high and narrow window,
- intercepted much of the broken light which found its way through the
- stained glass, that represented, with such skill as the fourteenth
- century possessed, the life and sorrows of the prophet Jeremiah. The
- table at which the Earl was seated was lighted with two lamps wrought in
- silver, shedding that unpleasant and doubtful light which arises from the
- mingling of artificial lustre with that of general daylight. The same
- table displayed a silver crucifix, and one or two clasped parchment
- books. A large picture, exquisitely painted by Spagnoletto, represented
- the martyrdom of St. Stephen, and was the only ornament of the apartment.
-</p>
-<p>
- The inhabitant and lord of this disconsolate chamber was a man not past
- the prime of life, yet so broken down with disease and mental misery, so
- gaunt and ghastly, that he appeared but a wreck of manhood; and when he
- hastily arose and advanced towards his visitor, the exertion seemed
- almost to overpower his emaciated frame. As they met in the midst of the
- apartment, the contrast they exhibited was very striking. The hale cheek,
- firm step, erect stature, and undaunted presence and bearing of the old
- mendicant, indicated patience and content in the extremity of age, and in
- the lowest condition to which humanity can sink; while the sunken eye,
- pallid cheek, and tottering form of the nobleman with whom he was
- confronted, showed how little wealth, power, and even the advantages of
- youth, have to do with that which gives repose to the mind, and firmness
- to the frame.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl met the old man in the middle of the room, and having commanded
- his attendant to withdraw into the gallery, and suffer no one to enter
- the antechamber till he rung the bell, awaited, with hurried yet fearful
- impatience, until he heard first the door of his apartment, and then that
- of the antechamber, shut and fastened by the spring-bolt. When he was
- satisfied with this security against being overheard, Lord Glenallan came
- close up to the mendicant, whom he probably mistook for some person of a
- religious order in disguise, and said, in a hasty yet faltering tone, "In
- the name of all our religion holds most holy, tell me, reverend father,
- what am I to expect from a communication opened by a token connected with
- such horrible recollections?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The old man, appalled by a manner so different from what he had expected
- from the proud and powerful nobleman, was at a loss how to answer, and in
- what manner to undeceive him. "Tell me," continued the Earl, in a tone of
- increasing trepidation and agony&mdash;"tell me, do you come to say that all
- that has been done to expiate guilt so horrible, has been too little and
- too trivial for the offence, and to point out new and more efficacious
- modes of severe penance?&mdash;I will not blench from it, father&mdash;let me
- suffer the pains of my crime here in the body, rather than hereafter in
- the spirit!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie had now recollection enough to perceive, that if he did not
- interrupt the frankness of Lord Glenallan's admissions, he was likely to
- become the confidant of more than might be safe for him to know. He
- therefore uttered with a hasty and trembling voice&mdash;"Your lordship's
- honour is mistaken&mdash;I am not of your persuasion, nor a clergyman, but,
- with all reverence, only puir Edie Ochiltree, the king's bedesman and
- your honour's."
-</p>
-<p>
- This explanation he accompanied by a profound bow after his manner, and
- then, drawing himself up erect, rested his arm on his staff, threw back
- his long white hair, and fixed his eyes upon the Earl, as he waited for
- an answer.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you are not then," said Lord Glenallan, after a pause of surprise&mdash;
- "You are not then a Catholic priest?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "God forbid!" said Edie, forgetting in his confusion to whom he was
- speaking; "I am only the king's bedesman and your honour's, as I said
- before."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl turned hastily away, and paced the room twice or thrice, as if
- to recover the effects of his mistake, and then, coming close up to the
- mendicant, he demanded, in a stern and commanding tone, what he meant by
- intruding himself on his privacy, and from whence he had got the ring
- which he had thought proper to send him. Edie, a man of much spirit, was
- less daunted at this mode of interrogation than he had been confused by
- the tone of confidence in which the Earl had opened their conversation.
- To the reiterated question from whom he had obtained the ring, he
- answered composedly, "From one who was better known to the Earl than to
- him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Better known to me, fellow?" said Lord Glenallan: "what is your
- meaning?&mdash;explain yourself instantly, or you shall experience the
- consequence of breaking in upon the hours of family distress."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was auld Elspeth Mucklebackit that sent me here," said the beggar,
- "in order to say"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "You dote, old man!" said the Earl; "I never heard the name&mdash;but this
- dreadful token reminds me"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I mind now, my lord," said Ochiltree, "she tauld me your lordship would
- be mair familiar wi' her, if I ca'd her Elspeth o' the Craigburnfoot&mdash;she
- had that name when she lived on your honour's land, that is, your
- honour's worshipful mother's that was then&mdash;Grace be wi' her!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay," said the appalled nobleman, as his countenance sunk, and his cheek
- assumed a hue yet more cadaverous; "that name is indeed written in the
- most tragic page of a deplorable history. But what can she desire of me?
- Is she dead or living?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Living, my lord; and entreats to see your lordship before she dies, for
- she has something to communicate that hangs upon her very soul, and she
- says she canna flit in peace until she sees you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not until she sees me!&mdash;what can that mean? But she is doting with age
- and infirmity. I tell thee, friend, I called at her cottage myself, not a
- twelvemonth since, from a report that she was in distress, and she did
- not even know my face or voice."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If your honour wad permit me," said Edie, to whom the length of the
- conference restored a part of his professional audacity and native
- talkativeness&mdash;"if your honour wad but permit me, I wad say, under
- correction of your lordship's better judgment, that auld Elspeth's like
- some of the ancient ruined strengths and castles that ane sees amang the
- hills. There are mony parts of her mind that appear, as I may say, laid
- waste and decayed, but then there's parts that look the steever, and the
- stronger, and the grander, because they are rising just like to fragments
- amaong the ruins o' the rest. She's an awful woman."
-</p>
-<p>
- "She always was so," said the Earl, almost unconsciously echoing the
- observation of the mendicant; "she always was different from other
- women&mdash;likest perhaps to her who is now no more, in her temper and turn of
- mind.&mdash;She wishes to see me, then?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Before she dies," said Edie, "she earnestly entreats that pleasure."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It will be a pleasure to neither of us," said the Earl, sternly, "yet
- she shall be gratified. She lives, I think, on the sea-shore to the
- southward of Fairport?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Just between Monkbarns and Knockwinnock Castle, but nearer to Monkbarns.
- Your lordship's honour will ken the laird and Sir Arthur, doubtless?"
-</p>
-<p>
- A stare, as if he did not comprehend the question, was Lord Glenallan's
- answer. Edie saw his mind was elsewhere, and did not venture to repeat a
- query which was so little germain to the matter.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Are you a Catholic, old man?" demanded the Earl.
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, my lord," said Ochiltree stoutly; for the remembrance of the unequal
- division of the dole rose in his mind at the moment; "I thank Heaven I am
- a good Protestant."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He who can conscientiously call himself <i>good,</i> has indeed reason to
- thank Heaven, be his form of Christianity what it will&mdash;But who is he
- that shall dare to do so!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not I," said Edie; "I trust to beware of the sin of presumption."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What was your trade in your youth?" continued the Earl.
-</p>
-<p>
- "A soldier, my lord; and mony a sair day's kemping I've seen. I was to
- have been made a sergeant, but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "A soldier! then you have slain and burnt, and sacked and spoiled?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I winna say," replied Edie, "that I have been better than my
- neighbours;&mdash;it's a rough trade&mdash;war's sweet to them that never tried
- it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you are now old and miserable, asking from precarious charity the
- food which in your youth you tore from the hand of the poor peasant?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am a beggar, it is true, my lord; but I am nae just sae miserable
- neither. For my sins, I hae had grace to repent of them, if I might say
- sae, and to lay them where they may be better borne than by me; and for
- my food, naebody grudges an auld man a bit and a drink&mdash;Sae I live as I
- can, and am contented to die when I am ca'd upon."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And thus, then, with little to look back upon that is pleasant or
- praiseworthy in your past life&mdash;with less to look forward to on this side
- of eternity, you are contented to drag out the rest of your existence?
- Go, begone! and in your age and poverty and weariness, never envy the
- lord of such a mansion as this, either in his sleeping or waking
- moments&mdash;Here is something for thee."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl put into the old man's hand five or six guineas. Edie would
- perhaps have stated his scruples, as upon other occasions, to the amount
- of the benefaction, but the tone of Lord Glenallan was too absolute to
- admit of either answer or dispute. The Earl then called his servant&mdash;"See
- this old man safe from the castle&mdash;let no one ask him any questions&mdash;and
- you, friend, begone, and forget the road that leads to my house."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That would be difficult for me," said Edie, looking at the gold which he
- still held in his hand, "that would be e'en difficult, since your honour
- has gien me such gade cause to remember it."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lord Glenallan stared, as hardly comprehending the old man's boldness in
- daring to bandy words with him, and, with his hand, made him another
- signal of departure, which the mendicant instantly obeyed.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0008"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- For he was one in all their idle sport,
- And like a monarch, ruled their little court
- The pliant bow he formed, the flying ball,
- The bat, the wicket, were his labours all.
- Crabbe's Village.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Francis Macraw, agreeably to the commands of his master, attended the
- mendicant, in order to see him fairly out of the estate, without
- permitting him to have conversation, or intercourse, with any of the
- Earl's dependents or domestics. But, judiciously considering that the
- restriction did not extend to himself, who was the person entrusted with
- the convoy, he used every measure in his power to extort from Edie the
- nature of his confidential and secret interview with Lord Glenallan. But
- Edie had been in his time accustomed to cross-examination, and easily
- evaded those of his quondam comrade. "The secrets of grit folk," said
- Ochiltree within himself, "are just like the wild beasts that are shut up
- in cages. Keep them hard and fast sneaked up, and it's a' very weel or
- better&mdash;but ance let them out, they will turn and rend you. I mind how
- ill Dugald Gunn cam aff for letting loose his tongue about the Major's
- leddy and Captain Bandilier."
-</p>
-<p>
- Francis was therefore foiled in his assaults upon the fidelity of the
- mendicant, and, like an indifferent chess-player, became, at every
- unsuccessful movement, more liable to the counter-checks of his opponent.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sae ye uphauld ye had nae particulars to say to my lord but about yer
- ain matters?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, and about the wee bits o' things I had brought frae abroad," said
- Edie. "I ken'd you popist folk are unco set on the relics that are
- fetched frae far-kirks and sae forth."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, my Lord maun be turned feel outright," said the domestic, "an he
- puts himsell into sic a carfuffle, for onything ye could bring him,
- Edie."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I doubtna ye may say true in the main, neighbour," replied the beggar;
- "but maybe he's had some hard play in his younger days, Francis, and that
- whiles unsettles folk sair."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, Edie, and ye may say that&mdash;and since it's like yell neer come
- back to the estate, or, if ye dee, that ye'll no find me there, I'se e'en
- tell you he had a heart in his young time sae wrecked and rent, that it's
- a wonder it hasna broken outright lang afore this day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, say ye sae?" said Ochiltree; "that maun hae been about a woman, I
- reckon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, and ye hae guessed it," said Francie&mdash;"jeest a cusin o' his
- nain&mdash;Miss Eveline Neville, as they suld hae ca'd her;&mdash;there was a sough in
- the country about it, but it was hushed up, as the grandees were
- concerned;&mdash;it's mair than twenty years syne&mdash;ay, it will be
- three-and-twenty."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, I was in America then," said the mendicant, "and no in the way to
- hear the country clashes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There was little clash about it, man," replied Macraw; "he liked this
- young leddy, ana suld hae married her, but his mother fand it out, and
- then the deil gaed o'er Jock Webster. At last, the peer lass clodded
- hersell o'er the scaur at the Craigburnfoot into the sea, and there was
- an end o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "An end o't wi' the puir leddy," said the mendicant, "but, as I reckon,
- nae end o't wi' the yerl."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nae end o't till his life makes an end," answered the Aberdonian.
-</p>
-<p>
- "But what for did the auld Countess forbid the marriage?" continued the
- persevering querist.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Fat for!&mdash;she maybe didna weel ken for fat hersell, for she gar'd a' bow
- to her bidding, right or wrang&mdash;But it was ken'd the young leddy was
- inclined to some o' the heresies of the country&mdash;mair by token, she was
- sib to him nearer than our Church's rule admits of. Sae the leddy was
- driven to the desperate act, and the yerl has never since held his head
- up like a man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel away!" replied Ochiltree:&mdash;"it's e'en queer I neer heard this tale
- afore."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's e'en queer that ye heard it now, for deil ane o' the servants durst
- hae spoken o't had the auld Countess been living. Eh, man, Edie! but she
- was a trimmer&mdash;it wad hae taen a skeely man to hae squared wi' her!&mdash;But
- she's in her grave, and we may loose our tongues a bit fan we meet a
- friend.&mdash;But fare ye weel, Edie&mdash;I maun be back to the evening-service.
- An' ye come to Inverurie maybe sax months awa, dinna forget to ask after
- Francie Macraw."
-</p>
-<p>
- What one kindly pressed, the other as firmly promised; and the friends
- having thus parted, with every testimony of mutual regard, the domestic
- of Lord Glenallan took his road back to the seat of his master, leaving
- Ochiltree to trace onward his habitual pilgrimage.
-</p>
-<p>
- It was a fine summer evening, and the world&mdash;that is, the little circle
- which was all in all to the individual by whom it was trodden, lay before
- Edie Ochiltree, for the choosing of his night's quarters. When he had
- passed the less hospitable domains of Glenallan, he had in his option so
- many places of refuge for the evening, that he was nice, and even
- fastidious in the choice. Ailie Sim's public was on the road-side about a
- mile before him, but there would be a parcel of young fellows there on
- the Saturday night, and that was a bar to civil conversation. Other
- "gudemen and gudewives," as the farmers and their dames are termed in
- Scotland, successively presented themselves to his imagination. But one
- was deaf, and could not hear him; another toothless, and could not make
- him hear; a third had a cross temper; and a fourth an ill-natured
- house-dog. At Monkbarns or Knockwinnock he was sure of a favourable and
- hospitable reception; but they lay too distant to be conveniently reached
- that night.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I dinna ken how it is," said the old man, "but I am nicer about my
- quarters this night than ever I mind having been in my life. I think,
- having seen a' the braws yonder, and finding out ane may be happier
- without them, has made me proud o' my ain lot&mdash;But I wuss it bode me
- gude, for pride goeth before destruction. At ony rate, the warst barn
- e'er man lay in wad be a pleasanter abode than Glenallan House, wi' a'
- the pictures and black velvet, and silver bonny-wawlies belonging to it&mdash;
- Sae I'll e'en settle at ance, and put in for Ailie Sims."
-</p>
-<p>
- As the old man descended the hill above the little hamlet to which he was
- bending his course, the setting sun had relieved its inmates from their
- labour, and the young men, availing themselves of the fine evening, were
- engaged in the sport of long-bowls on a patch of common, while the women
- and elders looked on. The shout, the laugh, the exclamations of winners
- and losers, came in blended chorus up the path which Ochiltree was
- descending, and awakened in his recollection the days when he himself had
- been a keen competitor, and frequently victor, in games of strength and
- agility. These remembrances seldom fail to excite a sigh, even when the
- evening of life is cheered by brighter prospects than those of our poor
- mendicant. "At that time of day," was his natural reflection, "I would
- have thought as little about ony auld palmering body that was coming down
- the edge of Kinblythemont, as ony o' thae stalwart young chiels does
- e'enow about auld Edie Ochiltree."
-</p>
-<p>
- He was, however, presently cheered, by finding that more importance was
- attached to his arrival than his modesty had anticipated. A disputed cast
- had occurred between the bands of players, and as the gauger favoured the
- one party, and the schoolmaster the other, the matter might be said to be
- taken up by the higher powers. The miller and smith, also, had espoused
- different sides, and, considering the vivacity of two such disputants,
- there was reason to doubt whether the strife might be amicably
- terminated. But the first person who caught a sight of the mendicant
- exclaimed, "Ah! here comes auld Edie, that kens the rules of a' country
- games better than ony man that ever drave a bowl, or threw an axle-tree,
- or putted a stane either;&mdash;let's hae nae quarrelling, callants&mdash;we'll
- stand by auld Edie's judgment."
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie was accordingly welcomed, and installed as umpire, with a general
- shout of gratulation. With all the modesty of a Bishop to whom the mitre
- is proffered, or of a new Speaker called to the chair, the old man
- declined the high trust and responsibility with which it was proposed to
- invest him, and, in requital for his self-denial and humility, had the
- pleasure of receiving the reiterated assurances of young, old, and
- middle-aged, that he was simply the best qualified person for the office
- of arbiter "in the haill country-side." Thus encouraged, he proceeded
- gravely to the execution of his duty, and, strictly forbidding all
- aggravating expressions on either side, he heard the smith and gauger on
- one side, the miller and schoolmaster on the other, as junior and senior
- counsel. Edie's mind, however, was fully made up on the subject before
- the pleading began; like that of many a judge, who must nevertheless go
- through all the forms, and endure in its full extent the eloquence and
- argumentation of the Bar. For when all had been said on both sides, and
- much of it said over oftener than once, our senior, being well and ripely
- advised, pronounced the moderate and healing judgment, that the disputed
- cast was a drawn one, and should therefore count to neither party. This
- judicious decision restored concord to the field of players; they began
- anew to arrange their match and their bets, with the clamorous mirth
- usual on such occasions of village sport, and the more eager were already
- stripping their jackets, and committing them, with their coloured
- handkerchiefs, to the care of wives, sisters, and mistresses. But their
- mirth was singularly interrupted.
-</p>
-<p>
- On the outside of the group of players began to arise sounds of a
- description very different from those of sport&mdash;that sort of suppressed
- sigh and exclamation, with which the first news of calamity is received
- by the hearers, began to be heard indistinctly. A buzz went about among
- the women of "Eh, sirs! sae young and sae suddenly summoned!"&mdash;It then
- extended itself among the men, and silenced the sounds of sportive mirth.
-</p>
-<p>
- All understood at once that some disaster had happened in the country,
- and each inquired the cause at his neighbour, who knew as little as the
- querist. At length the rumour reached, in a distinct shape, the ears of
- Edie Ochiltree, who was in the very centre of the assembly. The boat of
- Mucklebackit, the fisherman whom we have so often mentioned, had been
- swamped at sea, and four men had perished, it was affirmed, including
- Mucklebackit and his son. Rumour had in this, however, as in other cases,
- gone beyond the truth. The boat had indeed been overset; but Stephen, or,
- as he was called, Steenie Mucklebackit, was the only man who had been
- drowned. Although the place of his residence and his mode of life removed
- the young man from the society of the country folks, yet they failed not
- to pause in their rustic mirth to pay that tribute to sudden calamity
- which it seldom fails to receive in cases of infrequent occurrence. To
- Ochiltree, in particular, the news came like a knell, the rather that he
- had so lately engaged this young man's assistance in an affair of
- sportive mischief; and though neither loss nor injury was designed to the
- German adept, yet the work was not precisely one in which the latter
- hours of life ought to be occupied.
-</p>
-<p>
- Misfortunes never come alone. While Ochiltree, pensively leaning upon his
- staff, added his regrets to those of the hamlet which bewailed the young
- man's sudden death, and internally blamed himself for the transaction in
- which he had so lately engaged him, the old man's collar was seized by a
- peace-officer, who displayed his baton in his right hand, and exclaimed,
- "In the king's name."
-</p>
-<p>
- The gauger and schoolmaster united their rhetoric, to prove to the
- constable and his assistant that he had no right to arrest the king's
- bedesman as a vagrant; and the mute eloquence of the miller and smith,
- which was vested in their clenched fists, was prepared to give Highland
- bail for their arbiter; his blue gown, they said, was his warrant for
- travelling the country.
-</p>
-<p>
- "But his blue gown," answered the officer, "is nae protection for
- assault, robbery, and murder; and my warrant is against him for these
- crimes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Murder!" said Edie, "murder! wha did I e'er murder?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. German Doustercivil, the agent at Glen-Withershins mining-works."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Murder Doustersnivel?&mdash;hout, he's living, and life-like, man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nae thanks to you if he be; he had a sair struggle for his life, if a'
- be true he tells, and ye maun answer for't at the bidding of the law."
-</p>
-<p>
- The defenders of the mendicant shrunk back at hearing the atrocity of the
- charges against him, but more than one kind hand thrust meat and bread
- and pence upon Edie, to maintain him in the prison, to which the officers
- were about to conduct him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Thanks to ye! God bless ye a', bairns!&mdash;I've gotten out o' mony a snare
- when I was waur deserving o' deliverance&mdash;I shall escape like a bird from
- the fowler. Play out your play, and never mind me&mdash;I am mair grieved for
- the puir lad that's gane, than for aught they can do to me."
-</p>
-<p>
- Accordingly, the unresisting prisoner was led off, while he mechanically
- accepted and stored in his wallets the alms which poured in on every
- hand, and ere he left the hamlet, was as deep-laden as a government
- victualler. The labour of bearing this accumulating burden was, however,
- abridged, by the officer procuring a cart and horse to convey the old man
- to a magistrate, in order to his examination and committal.
-</p>
-<p>
- The disaster of Steenie, and the arrest of Edie, put a stop to the sports
- of the village, the pensive inhabitants of which began to speculate upon
- the vicissitudes of human affairs, which had so suddenly consigned one of
- their comrades to the grave, and placed their master of the revels in
- some danger of being hanged. The character of Dousterswivel being pretty
- generally known, which was in his case equivalent to being pretty
- generally detested, there were many speculations upon the probability of
- the accusation being malicious. But all agreed, that if Edie Ochiltree
- behoved in all events to suffer upon this occasion, it was a great pity
- he had not better merited his fate by killing Dousterswivel outright.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER NINTH
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Who is he?&mdash;One that for the lack of land
- Shall fight upon the water&mdash;he hath challenged
- Formerly the grand whale; and by his titles
- Of Leviathan, Behemoth, and so forth.
- He tilted with a sword-fish&mdash;Marry, sir,
- Th' aquatic had the best&mdash;the argument
- Still galls our champion's breech.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "And the poor young fellow, Steenie Mucklebackit, is to be buried this
- morning," said our old friend the Antiquary, as he exchanged his quilted
- night-gown for an old-fashioned black coat in lieu of the snuff-coloured
- vestment which he ordinarily wore, "and, I presume, it is expected that I
- should attend the funeral?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, ay," answered the faithful Caxon, officiously brushing the white
- threads and specks from his patron's habit. "The body, God help us! was
- sae broken against the rocks that they're fain to hurry the burial. The
- sea's a kittle cast, as I tell my daughter, puir thing, when I want her
- to get up her spirits; the sea, says I, Jenny, is as uncertain a
- calling"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "As the calling of an old periwig-maker, that's robbed of his business by
- crops and the powder-tax. Caxon, thy topics of consolation are as ill
- chosen as they are foreign to the present purpose. <i>Quid mihi cum
- faemina</i>? What have I to do with thy womankind, who have enough and to
- spare of mine own?&mdash;I pray of you again, am I expected by these poor
- people to attend the funeral of their son?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, doubtless, your honour is expected," answered Caxon; "weel I wot ye
- are expected. Ye ken, in this country ilka gentleman is wussed to be sae
- civil as to see the corpse aff his grounds; ye needna gang higher than
- the loan-head&mdash;it's no expected your honour suld leave the land; it's
- just a Kelso convoy, a step and a half ower the doorstane."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A Kelso convoy!" echoed the inquisitive Antiquary; "and why a Kelso
- convoy more than any other?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear sir," answered Caxon, "how should I ken? it's just a by-word."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Caxon," answered Oldbuck, "thou art a mere periwig-maker&mdash;Had I asked
- Ochiltree the question, he would have had a legend ready made to my
- hand."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My business," replied Caxon, with more animation than he commonly
- displayed, "is with the outside of your honour's head, as ye are
- accustomed to say."
-</p>
-<p>
- "True, Caxon, true; and it is no reproach to a thatcher that he is not an
- upholsterer."
-</p>
-<p>
- He then took out his memorandum-book and wrote down "Kelso convoy&mdash;said
- to be a step and a half over the threshold. Authority&mdash;Caxon.&mdash;<i>Quaere</i>&mdash;
- Whence derived? <i>Mem.</i> To write to Dr. Graysteel upon the subject."
-</p>
-<p>
- Having made this entry, he resumed&mdash;"And truly, as to this custom of the
- landlord attending the body of the peasant, I approve it, Caxon. It comes
- from ancient times, and was founded deep in the notions of mutual aid and
- dependence between the lord and cultivator of the soil. And herein I must
- say, the feudal system&mdash;(as also in its courtesy towards womankind, in
- which it exceeded)&mdash;herein, I say, the feudal usages mitigated and
- softened the sternness of classical times. No man, Caxon, ever heard of a
- Spartan attending the funeral of a Helot&mdash;yet I dare be sworn that John
- of the Girnel&mdash;ye have heard of him, Caxon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay, sir," answered Caxon; "naebody can hae been lang in your
- honour's company without hearing of that gentleman."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well," continued the Antiquary, "I would bet a trifle there was not a
- <i>kolb kerl,</i> or bondsman, or peasant, <i>ascriptus glebae,</i> died upon the
- monks' territories down here, but John of the Girnel saw them fairly and
- decently interred."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, but if it like your honour, they say he had mair to do wi' the
- births than the burials. Ha! ha! ha!" with a gleeful chuckle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Good, Caxon, very good!&mdash;why, you shine this morning."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And besides," added Caxon, slyly, encouraged by his patron's
- approbation, "they say, too, that the Catholic priests in thae times gat
- something for ganging about to burials."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Right, Caxon! right as my glove! By the by, I fancy that phrase comes
- from the custom of pledging a glove as the signal of irrefragable faith&mdash;
- right, I say, as my glove, Caxon&mdash;but we of the Protestant ascendency
- have the more merit in doing that duty for nothing, which cost money in
- the reign of that empress of superstition, whom Spenser, Caxon, terms in
- his allegorical phrase,
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;The daughter of that woman blind,
- Abessa, daughter of Corecca slow&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- But why talk I of these things to thee?&mdash;my poor Lovel has spoiled me,
- and taught me to speak aloud when it is much the same as speaking to
- myself. Where's my nephew, Hector M'Intyre?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He's in the parlour, sir, wi' the leddies."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very well," said the Antiquary, "I will betake me thither."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Now, Monkbarns," said his sister, on his entering the parlour, "ye
- maunna be angry."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My dear uncle!" began Miss M'Intyre.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What's the meaning of all this?" said Oldbuck, in alarm of some
- impending bad news, and arguing upon the supplicating tone of the ladies,
- as a fortress apprehends an attack from the very first flourish of the
- trumpet which announces the summons&mdash;"what's all this?&mdash;what do you
- bespeak my patience for?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No particular matter, I should hope, sir," said Hector, who, with his
- arm in a sling, was seated at the breakfast table;&mdash;"however, whatever it
- may amount to I am answerable for it, as I am for much more trouble that
- I have occasioned, and for which I have little more than thanks to
- offer."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, no! heartily welcome, heartily welcome&mdash;only let it be a warning to
- you," said the Antiquary, "against your fits of anger, which is a short
- madness&mdash;<i>Ira furor brevis</i>&mdash;but what is this new disaster?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "My dog, sir, has unfortunately thrown down"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "If it please Heaven, not the lachrymatory from Clochnaben!" interjected
- Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, uncle," said the young lady, "I am afraid&mdash;it was that which
- stood upon the sideboard&mdash;the poor thing only meant to eat the pat of
- fresh butter."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In which she has fully succeeded, I presume, for I see that on the table
- is salted. But that is nothing&mdash;my lachrymatory, the main pillar of my
- theory on which I rested to show, in despite of the ignorant obstinacy of
- Mac-Cribb, that the Romans had passed the defiles of these mountains, and
- left behind them traces of their arts and arms, is gone&mdash;annihilated&mdash;reduced
- to such fragments as might be the shreds of a broken-flowerpot!
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;Hector, I love thee,
- But never more be officer of mine."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Why, really, sir, I am afraid I should make a bad figure in a regiment
- of your raising."
-</p>
-<p>
- "At least, Hector, I would have you despatch your camp train, and travel
- <i>expeditus,</i> or <i>relictis impedimentis.</i> You cannot conceive how I am
- annoyed by this beast&mdash;she commits burglary, I believe, for I heard her
- charged with breaking into the kitchen after all the doors were locked,
- and eating up a shoulder of mutton. "&mdash;(Our readers, if they chance to
- remember Jenny Rintherout's precaution of leaving the door open when she
- went down to the fisher's cottage, will probably acquit poor Juno of that
- aggravation of guilt which the lawyers call a <i>claustrum fregit,</i> and
- which makes the distinction between burglary and privately stealing. )
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am truly sorry, sir," said Hector, "that Juno has committed so much
- disorder; but Jack Muirhead, the breaker, was never able to bring her
- under command. She has more travel than any bitch I ever knew, but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then, Hector, I wish the bitch would travel herself out of my grounds."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We will both of us retreat to-morrow, or to-day, but I would not
- willingly part from my mother's brother in unkindness about a paltry
- pipkin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O brother! brother!" ejaculated Miss M'Intyre, in utter despair at this
- vituperative epithet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, what would you have me call it?" continued Hector; "it was just
- such a thing as they use in Egypt to cool wine, or sherbet, or water;&mdash;I
- brought home a pair of them&mdash;I might have brought home twenty."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What!" said Oldbuck, "shaped such as that your dog threw down?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, sir, much such a sort of earthen jar as that which was on the
- sideboard. They are in my lodgings at Fairport; we brought a parcel of
- them to cool our wine on the passage&mdash;they answer wonderfully well. If I
- could think they would in any degree repay your loss, or rather that they
- could afford you pleasure, I am sure I should be much honoured by your
- accepting them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, my dear boy, I should be highly gratified by possessing them. To
- trace the connection of nations by their usages, and the similarity of
- the implements which they employ, has been long my favourite study.
- Everything that can illustrate such connections is most valuable to me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, sir, I shall be much gratified by your acceptance of them, and a
- few trifles of the same kind. And now, am I to hope you have forgiven
- me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, my dear boy, you are only thoughtless and foolish."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But Juno&mdash;she is only thoughtless too, I assure you&mdash;the breaker tells
- me she has no vice or stubbornness."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, I grant Juno also a free pardon&mdash;conditioned, that you will
- imitate her in avoiding vice and stubbornness, and that henceforward she
- banish herself forth of Monkbarns parlour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then, uncle," said the soldier, "I should have been very sorry and
- ashamed to propose to you anything in the way of expiation of my own
- sins, or those of my follower, that I thought <i>worth</i> your acceptance;
- but now, as all is forgiven, will you permit the orphan-nephew, to whom
- you have been a father, to offer you a trifle, which I have been assured
- is really curious, and which only the cross accident of my wound has
- prevented my delivering to you before? I got it from a French savant, to
- whom I rendered some service after the Alexandria affair."
-</p>
-<p>
- The captain put a small ring-case into the Antiquary's hands, which, when
- opened, was found to contain an antique ring of massive gold, with a
- cameo, most beautifully executed, bearing a head of Cleopatra. The
- Antiquary broke forth into unrepressed ecstasy, shook his nephew
- cordially by the hand, thanked him an hundred times, and showed the ring
- to his sister and niece, the latter of whom had the tact to give it
- sufficient admiration; but Miss Griselda (though she had the same
- affection for her nephew) had not address enough to follow the lead.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's a bonny thing," she said, "Monkbarns, and, I dare say, a valuable;
- but it's out o'my way&mdash;ye ken I am nae judge o' sic matters."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There spoke all Fairport in one voice!" exclaimed Oldbuck "it is the
- very spirit of the borough has infected us all; I think I have smelled
- the smoke these two days, that the wind has stuck, like a <i>remora,</i> in
- the north-east&mdash;and its prejudices fly farther than its vapours. Believe
- me, my dear Hector, were I to walk up the High Street of Fairport,
- displaying this inestimable gem in the eyes of each one I met, no human
- creature, from the provost to the town-crier, would stop to ask me its
- history. But if I carried a bale of linen cloth under my arm, I could not
- penetrate to the Horsemarket ere I should be overwhelmed with queries
- about its precise texture and price. Oh, one might parody their brutal
- ignorance in the words of Gray:
-</p>
-<pre>
- Weave the warp and weave the woof,
- The winding-sheet of wit and sense,
- Dull garment of defensive proof,
- 'Gainst all that doth not gather pence."
-</pre>
-<p>
- The most remarkable proof of this peace-offering being quite acceptable
- was, that while the Antiquary was in full declamation, Juno, who held him
- in awe, according to the remarkable instinct by which dogs instantly
- discover those who like or dislike them, had peeped several times into
- the room, and encountering nothing very forbidding in his aspect, had at
- length presumed to introduce her full person; and finally, becoming bold
- by impunity, she actually ate up Mr. Oldbuck's toast, as, looking first
- at one then at another of his audience, he repeated, with
- self-complacency,
-</p>
-<pre>
- "Weave the warp and weave the woof,&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- "You remember the passage in the Fatal Sisters, which, by the way, is not
- so fine as in the original&mdash;But, hey-day! my toast has vanished!&mdash;I see
- which way&mdash;Ah, thou type of womankind! no wonder they take offence at thy
- generic appellation!"&mdash;(So saying, he shook his fist at Juno, who scoured
- out of the parlour.)&mdash;"However, as Jupiter, according to Homer, could not
- rule Juno in heaven, and as Jack Muirhead, according to Hector M'Intyre,
- has been equally unsuccessful on earth, I suppose she must have her own
- way." And this mild censure the brother and sister justly accounted a
- full pardon for Juno's offences, and sate down well pleased to the
- morning meal.
-</p>
-<p>
- When breakfast was over, the Antiquary proposed to his nephew to go down
- with him to attend the funeral. The soldier pleaded the want of a
- mourning habit.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, that does not signify&mdash;your presence is all that is requisite. I
- assure you, you will see something that will entertain&mdash;no, that's an
- improper phrase&mdash;but that will interest you, from the resemblances which
- I will point out betwixt popular customs on such occasions and those of
- the ancients."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Heaven forgive me!" thought M'Intyre;&mdash;"I shall certainly misbehave, and
- lose all the credit I have so lately and accidentally gained."
-</p>
-<p>
- When they set out, schooled as he was by the warning and entreating looks
- of his sister, the soldier made his resolution strong to give no offence
- by evincing inattention or impatience. But our best resolutions are
- frail, when opposed to our predominant inclinations. Our Antiquary,&mdash;to
- leave nothing unexplained, had commenced with the funeral rites of the
- ancient Scandinavians, when his nephew interrupted him, in a discussion
- upon the "age of hills," to remark that a large sea-gull, which flitted
- around them, had come twice within shot. This error being acknowledged
- and pardoned, Oldbuck resumed his disquisition.
-</p>
-<p>
- "These are circumstances you ought to attend to and be familiar with, my
- dear Hector; for, in the strange contingencies of the present war which
- agitates every corner of Europe, there is no knowing where you may be
- called upon to serve. If in Norway, for example, or Denmark, or any part
- of the ancient Scania, or Scandinavia, as we term it, what could be more
- convenient than to have at your fingers' ends the history and antiquities
- of that ancient country, the <i>officina gentium,</i> the mother of modern
- Europe, the nursery of those heroes,
-</p>
-<pre>
- Stern to inflict, and stubborn to endure,
- Who smiled in death?&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- How animating, for example, at the conclusion of a weary march, to find
- yourself in the vicinity of a Runic monument, and discover that you have
- pitched your tent beside the tomb of a hero!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am afraid, sir, our mess would be better supplied if it chanced to be
- in the neighbourhood of a good poultry-yard."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Alas, that you should say so! No wonder the days of Cressy and Agincourt
- are no more, when respect for ancient valour has died away in the breasts
- of the British soldiery."
-</p>
-<p>
- "By no means, sir&mdash;by no manner of means. I dare say that Edward and
- Henry, and the rest of these heroes, thought of their dinner, however,
- before they thought of examining an old tombstone. But I assure you, we
- are by no means insensible to the memoir of our fathers' fame; I used
- often of an evening to get old Rory MAlpin to sing us songs out of Ossian
- about the battles of Fingal and Lamon Mor, and Magnus and the Spirit of
- Muirartach."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And did you believe," asked the aroused Antiquary, "did you absolutely
- believe that stuff of Macpherson's to be really ancient, you simple boy?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Believe it, sir?&mdash;how could I but believe it, when I have heard the
- songs sung from my infancy?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "But not the same as Macpherson's English Ossian&mdash;you're not absurd
- enough to say that, I hope?" said the Antiquary, his brow darkening with
- wrath.
-</p>
-<p>
- But Hector stoutly abode the storm; like many a sturdy Celt, he imagined
- the honour of his country and native language connected with the
- authenticity of these popular poems, and would have fought knee-deep, or
- forfeited life and land, rather than have given up a line of them. He
- therefore undauntedly maintained, that Rory MAlpin could repeat the whole
- book from one end to another;&mdash;and it was only upon cross-examination
- that he explained an assertion so general, by adding "At least, if he was
- allowed whisky enough, he could repeat as long as anybody would hearken
- to him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay," said the Antiquary; "and that, I suppose, was not very long."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, we had our duty, sir, to attend to, and could not sit listening all
- night to a piper."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But do you recollect, now," said Oldbuck, setting his teeth firmly
- together, and speaking without opening them, which was his custom when
- contradicted&mdash;"Do you recollect, now, any of these verses you thought so
- beautiful and interesting&mdash;being a capital judge, no doubt, of such
- things?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I don't pretend to much skill, uncle; but it's not very reasonable to be
- angry with me for admiring the antiquities of my own country more than
- those of the Harolds, Harfagers, and Hacos you are so fond of."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, these, sir&mdash;these mighty and unconquered Goths&mdash;<i>were</i> your
- ancestors! The bare-breeched Celts whom theysubdued, and suffered only to
- exist, like a fearful people, in the crevices of the rocks, were but
- their Mancipia and Serfs!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Hector's brow now grew red in his turn. "Sir," he said, "I don't
- understand the meaning of Mancipia and Serfs, but I conceive that such
- names are very improperly applied to Scotch Highlanders: no man but my
- mother's brother dared to have used such language in my presence; and I
- pray you will observe, that I consider it as neither hospitable,
- handsome, kind, nor generous usage towards your guest and your kinsman.
- My ancestors, Mr. Oldbuck"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Were great and gallant chiefs, I dare say, Hector; and really I did not
- mean to give you such immense offence in treating a point of remote
- antiquity, a subject on which I always am myself cool, deliberate, and
- unimpassioned. But you are as hot and hasty, as if you were Hector and
- Achilles, and Agamemnon to boot."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am sorry I expressed myself so hastily, uncle, especially to you, who
- have been so generous and good. But my ancestors"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "No more about it, lad; I meant them no affront&mdash;none."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm glad of it, sir; for the house of M'Intyre"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Peace be with them all, every man of them," said the Antiquary. "But to
- return to our subject&mdash;Do you recollect, I say, any of those poems which
- afforded you such amusement?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very hard this," thought M'Intyre, "that he will speak with such glee of
- everything which is ancient, excepting my family. "&mdash;Then, after some
- efforts at recollection, he added aloud, "Yes, sir,&mdash;I think I do
- remember some lines; but you do not understand the Gaelic language."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And will readily excuse hearing it. But you can give me some idea of the
- sense in our own vernacular idiom?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I shall prove a wretched interpreter," said M'Intyre, running over the
- original, well garnished with <i>aghes, aughs,</i> and <i>oughs,</i> and similar
- gutterals, and then coughing and hawking as if the translation stuck in
- his throat. At length, having premised that the poem was a dialogue
- between the poet Oisin, or Ossian, and Patrick, the tutelar Saint of
- Ireland, and that it was difficult, if not impossible, to render the
- exquisite felicity of the first two or three lines, he said the sense was
- to this purpose:
-</p>
-<pre>
- "Patrick the psalm-singer,
- Since you will not listen to one of my stories,
- Though you never heard it before,
- I am sorry to tell you
- You are little better than an ass"&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Good! good!" exclaimed the Antiquary; "but go on. Why, this is, after
- all, the most admirable fooling&mdash;I dare say the poet was very right. What
- says the Saint?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He replies in character," said M'Intyre; "but you should hear MAlpin
- sing the original. The speeches of Ossian come in upon a strong deep
- bass&mdash;those of Patrick are upon a tenor key."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Like MAlpin's drone and small pipes, I suppose," said Oldbuck. "Well?
- Pray go on."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well then, Patrick replies to Ossian:
-</p>
-<pre>
- Upon my word, son of Fingal,
- While I am warbling the psalms,
- The clamour of your old women's tales
- Disturbs my devotional exercises."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Excellent!&mdash;why, this is better and better. I hope Saint Patrick sung
- better than Blattergowl's precentor, or it would be hang&mdash;choice between
- the poet and psalmist. But what I admire is the courtesy of these two
- eminent persons towards each other. It is a pity there should not be a
- word of this in Macpherson's translation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you are sure of that," said M'Intyre, gravely, "he must have taken
- very unwarrantable liberties with his original."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It will go near to be thought so shortly&mdash;but pray proceed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then," said M'Intyre, "this is the answer of Ossian:
-</p>
-<pre>
- Dare you compare your psalms,
- You son of a&mdash;"
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Son of a what?" exclaimed Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It means, I think," said the young soldier, with some reluctance, "son
- of a female dog:
-</p>
-<pre>
- Do you compare your psalms,
- To the tales of the bare-arm'd Fenians"
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Are you sure you are translating that last epithet correctly, Hector?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Quite sure, sir," answered Hector, doggedly.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Because I should have thought the nudity might have been quoted as
- existing in a different part of the body."
-</p>
-<p>
- Disdaining to reply to this insinuation, Hector proceeded in his
- recitation:
-</p>
-<pre>
- "I shall think it no great harm
- To wring your bald head from your shoulders&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- But what is that yonder?" exclaimed Hector, interrupting himself.
-</p>
-<p>
- "One of the herd of Proteus," said the Antiquary&mdash;"a <i>phoca,</i> or seal,
- lying asleep on the beach."
-</p>
-<p>
- Upon which M'Intyre, with the eagerness of a young sportsman, totally
- forgot both Ossian, Patrick, his uncle, and his wound, and exclaiming&mdash;"I
- shall have her! I shall have her!" snatched the walking-stick out of the
- hand of the astonished Antiquary, at some risk of throwing him down, and
- set off at full speed to get between the animal and the sea, to which
- element, having caught the alarm, she was rapidly retreating.
-</p>
-<p>
- Not Sancho, when his master interrupted his account of the combatants of
- Pentapolin with the naked arm, to advance in person to the charge of the
- flock of sheep, stood more confounded than Oldbuck at this sudden
- escapade of his nephew.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Is the devil in him," was his first exclamation, "to go to disturb the
- brute that was never thinking of him!"&mdash;Then elevating his voice,
- "Hector&mdash;nephew&mdash;fool&mdash;let alone the <i>Phoca</i>&mdash;let alone the <i>Phoca</i>!&mdash;
- they bite, I tell you, like furies. He minds me no more than a post.
- There&mdash;there they are at it&mdash;Gad, the <i>Phoca</i> has the best of it! I am
- glad to see it," said he, in the bitterness of his heart, though really
- alarmed for his nephew's safety&mdash;"I am glad to see it, with all my heart
- and spirit."
-</p>
-<p>
- In truth, the seal, finding her retreat intercepted by the light-footed
- soldier, confronted him manfully, and having sustained a heavy blow
- without injury, she knitted her brows, as is the fashion of the animal
- when incensed, and making use at once of her fore-paws and her unwieldy
- strength, wrenched the weapon out of the assailant's hand, overturned him
- on the sands, and scuttled away into the sea, without doing him any
- farther injury. Captain M'Intyre, a good deal out of countenance at the
- issue of his exploit, just rose in time to receive the ironical
- congratulations of his uncle, upon a single combat worthy to be
- commemorated by Ossian himself, "since," said the Antiquary, "your
- magnanimous opponent has fled, though not upon eagle's wings, from the
- foe that was low&mdash;Egad, she walloped away with all the grace of triumph,
- and has carried my stick off also, by way of <i>spolia opima.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- M'Intyre had little to answer for himself, except that a Highlander could
- never pass a deer, a seal, or a salmon, where there was a possibility of
- having a trial of skill with them, and that he had forgot one of his arms
- was in a sling. He also made his fall an apology for returning back to
- Monkbarns, and thus escape the farther raillery of his uncle, as well as
- his lamentations for his walking-stick.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I cut it," he said, "in the classic woods of Hawthornden, when I did not
- expect always to have been a bachelor&mdash;I would not have given it for an
- ocean of seals&mdash;O Hector! Hector!&mdash;thy namesake was born to be the prop
- of Troy, and thou to be the plague of Monkbarns!"
-</p>
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Tell me not of it, friend&mdash;when the young weep,
- Their tears are luke-warm brine;&mdash;from your old eyes
- Sorrow falls down like hail-drops of the North,
- Chilling the furrows of our withered cheeks,
- Cold as our hopes, and hardened as our feeling&mdash;
- Theirs, as they fall, sink sightless&mdash;ours recoil,
- Heap the fair plain, and bleaken all before us.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The Antiquary, being now alone, hastened his pace, which had been
- retarded by these various discussions, and the rencontre which had closed
- them, and soon arrived before the half-dozen cottages at Mussel-crag.
- They had now, in addition to their usual squalid and uncomfortable
- appearance, the melancholy attributes of the house of mourning. The boats
- were all drawn up on the beach; and, though the day was fine, and the
- season favourable, the chant, which is used by the fishers when at sea,
- was silent, as well as the prattle of the children, and the shrill song
- of the mother, as she sits mending her nets by the door. A few of the
- neighbours, some in their antique and well-saved suits of black, others
- in their ordinary clothes, but all bearing an expression of mournful
- sympathy with distress so sudden and unexpected, stood gathered around
- the door of Mucklebackit's cottage, waiting till "the body was lifted."
- As the Laird of Monkbarns approached, they made way for him to enter,
- doffing their hats and bonnets as he passed, with an air of melancholy
- courtesy, and he returned their salutes in the same manner.
-</p>
-<p>
- In the inside of the cottage was a scene which our Wilkie alone could
- have painted, with that exquisite feeling of nature that characterises
- his enchanting productions.
-</p>
-<p>
- The body was laid in its coffin within the wooden bedstead which the
- young fisher had occupied while alive. At a little distance stood the
- father, whose rugged weather-beaten countenance, shaded by his grizzled
- hair, had faced many a stormy night and night-like day. He was apparently
- revolving his loss in his mind, with that strong feeling of painful grief
- peculiar to harsh and rough characters, which almost breaks forth into
- hatred against the world, and all that remain in it, after the beloved
- object is withdrawn. The old man had made the most desperate efforts to
- save his son, and had only been withheld by main force from renewing them
- at a moment when, without the possibility of assisting the sufferer, he
- must himself have perished. All this apparently was boiling in his
- recollection. His glance was directed sidelong towards the coffin, as to
- an object on which he could not stedfastly look, and yet from which he
- could not withdraw his eyes. His answers to the necessary questions which
- were occasionally put to him, were brief, harsh, and almost fierce. His
- family had not yet dared to address to him a word, either of sympathy or
- consolation. His masculine wife, virago as she was, and absolute mistress
- of the family, as she justly boasted herself, on all ordinary occasions,
- was, by this great loss, terrified into silence and submission, and
- compelled to hide from her husband's observation the bursts of her female
- sorrow. As he had rejected food ever since the disaster had happened, not
- daring herself to approach him, she had that morning, with affectionate
- artifice, employed the youngest and favourite child to present her
- husband with some nourishment. His first action was to put it from him
- with an angry violence that frightened the child; his next, to snatch up
- the boy and devour him with kisses. "Yell be a bra' fallow, an ye be
- spared, Patie,&mdash;but ye'll never&mdash;never can be&mdash;what he was to me!&mdash;He has
- sailed the coble wi' me since he was ten years auld, and there wasna the
- like o' him drew a net betwixt this and Buchan-ness.&mdash;They say folks maun
- submit&mdash;I will try."
-</p>
-<p>
- And he had been silent from that moment until compelled to answer the
- necessary questions we have already noticed. Such was the disconsolate
- state of the father.
-</p>
-<p>
- In another corner of the cottage, her face covered by her apron, which
- was flung over it, sat the mother&mdash;the nature of her grief sufficiently
- indicated by the wringing of her hands, and the convulsive agitation of
- the bosom, which the covering could not conceal. Two of her gossips,
- officiously whispering into her ear the commonplace topic of resignation
- under irremediable misfortune, seemed as if they were endeavouring to
- stun the grief which they could not console.
-</p>
-<p>
- The sorrow of the children was mingled with wonder at the preparations
- they beheld around them, and at the unusual display of wheaten bread and
- wine, which the poorest peasant, or fisher, offers to the guests on these
- mournful occasions; and thus their grief for their brother's death was
- almost already lost in admiration of the splendour of his funeral.
-</p>
-<p>
- But the figure of the old grandmother was the most remarkable of the
- sorrowing group. Seated on her accustomed chair, with her usual air of
- apathy, and want of interest in what surrounded her, she seemed every now
- and then mechanically to resume the motion of twirling her spindle; then
- to look towards her bosom for the distaff, although both had been laid
- aside. She would then cast her eyes about, as if surprised at missing the
- usual implements of her industry, and appear struck by the black colour
- of the gown in which they had dressed her, and embarrassed by the number
- of persons by whom she was surrounded. Then, finally, she would raise her
- head with a ghastly look, and fix her eyes upon the bed which contained
- the coffin of her grandson, as if she had at once, and for the first
- time, acquired sense to comprehend her inexpressible calamity. These
- alternate feelings of embarrassment, wonder, and grief, seemed to succeed
- each other more than once upon her torpid features. But she spoke not a
- word&mdash;neither had she shed a tear&mdash;nor did one of the family understand,
- either from look or expression, to what extent she comprehended the
- uncommon bustle around her. Thus she sat among the funeral assembly like
- a connecting link between the surviving mourners and the dead corpse
- which they bewailed&mdash;a being in whom the light of existence was already
- obscured by the encroaching shadows of death.
-</p>
-<p>
- When Oldbuck entered this house of mourning, he was received by a general
- and silent inclination of the head, and, according to the fashion of
- Scotland on such occasions, wine and spirits and bread were offered round
- to the guests. Elspeth, as these refreshments were presented, surprised
- and startled the whole company by motioning to the person who bore them
- to stop; then, taking a glass in her hand, she rose up, and, as the smile
- of dotage played upon her shrivelled features, she pronounced, with a
- hollow and tremulous voice, "Wishing a' your healths, sirs, and often may
- we hae such merry meetings!"
-</p>
-<p>
- All shrunk from the ominous pledge, and set down the untasted liquor with
- a degree of shuddering horror, which will not surprise those who know how
- many superstitions are still common on such occasions among the Scottish
- vulgar. But as the old woman tasted the liquor, she suddenly exclaimed
- with a sort of shriek, "What's this?&mdash;this is wine&mdash;how should there be
- wine in my son's house?&mdash;Ay," she continued with a suppressed groan, "I
- mind the sorrowful cause now," and, dropping the glass from her hand, she
- stood a moment gazing fixedly on the bed in which the coffin of her
- grandson was deposited, and then sinking gradually into her seat, she
- covered her eyes and forehead with her withered and pallid hand.
-</p>
-<p>
- At this moment the clergyman entered the cottage. Mr. Blattergowl, though
- a dreadful proser, particularly on the subject of augmentations,
- localities, teinds, and overtures in that session of the General
- Assembly, to which, unfortunately for his auditors, he chanced one year
- to act as moderator, was nevertheless a good man, in the old Scottish
- presbyterian phrase, God-ward and man-ward. No divine was more attentive
- in visiting the sick and afflicted, in catechising the youth, in
- instructing the ignorant, and in reproving the erring. And hence,
- notwithstanding impatience of his prolixity and prejudices, personal or
- professional, and notwithstanding, moreover, a certain habitual contempt
- for his understanding, especially on affairs of genius and taste, on
- which Blattergowl was apt to be diffuse, from his hope of one day
- fighting his way to a chair of rhetoric or belles lettres,&mdash;
- notwithstanding, I say, all the prejudices excited against him by these
- circumstances, our friend the Antiquary looked with great regard and
- respect on the said Blattergowl, though I own he could seldom, even by
- his sense of decency and the remonstrances of his womankind, be <i>hounded
- out,</i> as he called it, to hear him preach. But he regularly took shame to
- himself for his absence when Blattergowl came to Monkbarns to dinner, to
- which he was always invited of a Sunday, a mode of testifying his respect
- which the proprietor probably thought fully as agreeable to the
- clergyman, and rather more congenial to his own habits.
-</p>
-<p>
- To return from a digression which can only serve to introduce the honest
- clergyman more particularly to our readers, Mr. Blattergowl had no sooner
- entered the hut, and received the mute and melancholy salutations of the
- company whom it contained, than he edged himself towards the unfortunate
- father, and seemed to endeavour to slide in a few words of condolence or
- of consolation. But the old man was incapable as yet of receiving either;
- he nodded, however, gruffly, and shook the clergyman's hand in
- acknowledgment of his good intentions, but was either unable or unwilling
- to make any verbal reply.
-</p>
-<p>
- The minister next passed to the mother, moving along the floor as slowly,
- silently, and gradually, as if he had been afraid that the ground would,
- like unsafe ice, break beneath his feet, or that the first echo of a
- footstep was to dissolve some magic spell, and plunge the hut, with all
- its inmates, into a subterranean abyss. The tenor of what he had said to
- the poor woman could only be judged by her answers, as, half-stifled by
- sobs ill-repressed, and by the covering which she still kept over her
- countenance, she faintly answered at each pause in his speech&mdash;"Yes, sir,
- yes!&mdash;Ye're very gude&mdash;ye're very gude!&mdash;Nae doubt, nae doubt!&mdash;It's our
- duty to submit!&mdash;But, oh dear! my poor Steenie! the pride o' my very
- heart, that was sae handsome and comely, and a help to his family, and a
- comfort to us a', and a pleasure to a' that lookit on him!&mdash;Oh, my bairn!
- my bairn! my bairn! what for is thou lying there!&mdash;and eh! what for am I
- left to greet for ye!"
-</p>
-<p>
- There was no contending with this burst of sorrow and natural affection.
- Oldbuck had repeated recourse to his snuff-box to conceal the tears
- which, despite his shrewd and caustic temper, were apt to start on such
- occasions. The female assistants whimpered, the men held their bonnets to
- their faces, and spoke apart with each other. The clergyman, meantime,
- addressed his ghostly consolation to the aged grandmother. At first she
- listened, or seemed to listen, to what he said, with the apathy of her
- usual unconsciousness. But as, in pressing this theme, he approached so
- near to her ear that the sense of his words became distinctly
- intelligible to her, though unheard by those who stood more distant, her
- countenance at once assumed that stern and expressive cast which
- characterized her intervals of intelligence. She drew up her head and
- body, shook her head in a manner that showed at least impatience, if not
- scorn of his counsel, and waved her hand slightly, but with a gesture so
- expressive, as to indicate to all who witnessed it a marked and
- disdainful rejection of the ghostly consolation proffered to her. The
- minister stepped back as if repulsed, and, by lifting gently and dropping
- his hand, seemed to show at once wonder, sorrow, and compassion for her
- dreadful state of mind. The rest of the company sympathized, and a
- stifled whisper went through them, indicating how much her desperate and
- determined manner impressed them with awe, and even horror.
-</p>
-<p>
- In the meantime, the funeral company was completed, by the arrival of one
- or two persons who had been expected from Fairport. The wine and spirits
- again circulated, and the dumb show of greeting was anew interchanged.
- The grandame a second time took a glass in her hand, drank its contents,
- and exclaimed, with a sort of laugh,&mdash;"Ha! ha! I hae tasted wine twice in
- ae day&mdash;Whan did I that before, think ye, cummers?&mdash;Never since"&mdash;and the
- transient glow vanishing from her countenance, she set the glass down,
- and sunk upon the settle from whence she had risen to snatch at it.
-</p>
-<p>
- As the general amazement subsided, Mr. Oldbuck, whose heart bled to
- witness what he considered as the errings of the enfeebled intellect
- struggling with the torpid chill of age and of sorrow, observed to the
- clergyman that it was time to proceed with the ceremony. The father was
- incapable of giving directions, but the nearest relation of the family
- made a sign to the carpenter, who in such cases goes through the duty of
- the undertaker, to proceed in his office. The creak of the screw-nails
- presently announced that the lid of the last mansion of mortality was in
- the act of being secured above its tenant. The last act which separates
- us for ever, even from the mortal relies of the person we assemble to
- mourn, has usually its effect upon the most indifferent, selfish, and
- hard-hearted. With a spirit of contradiction, which we may be pardoned
- for esteeming narrow-minded, the fathers of the Scottish kirk rejected,
- even on this most solemn occasion, the form of an address to the
- Divinity, lest they should be thought to give countenance to the rituals
- of Rome or of England. With much better and more liberal judgment, it is
- the present practice of most of the Scottish clergymen to seize this
- opportunity of offering a prayer, and exhortation, suitable to make an
- impression upon the living, while they are yet in the very presence of
- the relics of him whom they have but lately seen such as they themselves,
- and who now is such as they must in their time become. But this decent
- and praiseworthy practice was not adopted at the time of which I am
- treating, or at least, Mr. Blattergowl did not act upon it, and the
- ceremony proceeded without any devotional exercise.
-</p>
-<p>
- The coffin, covered with a pall, and supported upon hand-spikes by the
- nearest relatives, now only waited the father to support the head, as is
- customary. Two or three of these privileged persons spoke to him, but he
- only answered by shaking his hand and his head in token of refusal. With
- better intention than judgment, the friends, who considered this as an
- act of duty on the part of the living, and of decency towards the
- deceased, would have proceeded to enforce their request, had not Oldbuck
- interfered between the distressed father and his well-meaning tormentors,
- and informed them, that he himself, as landlord and master to the
- deceased, "would carry his head to the grave." In spite of the sorrowful
- occasion, the hearts of the relatives swelled within them at so marked a
- distinction on the part of the laird; and old Alison Breck, who was
- present among other fish-women, swore almost aloud, "His honour Monkbarns
- should never want sax warp of oysters in the season" (of which fish he
- was understood to be fond), "if she should gang to sea and dredge for
- them hersell, in the foulest wind that ever blew." And such is the temper
- of the Scottish common people, that, by this instance of compliance with
- their customs, and respect for their persons, Mr. Oldbuck gained more
- popularity than by all the sums which he had yearly distributed in the
- parish for purposes of private or general charity.
-</p>
-<p>
- The sad procession now moved slowly forward, preceded by the beadles, or
- saulies, with their batons,&mdash;miserable-looking old men, tottering as if
- on the edge of that grave to which they were marshalling another, and
- clad, according to Scottish guise, with threadbare black coats, and
- hunting-caps decorated with rusty crape. Monkbarns would probably have
- remonstrated against this superfluous expense, had he been consulted;
- but, in doing so, he would have given more offence than he gained
- popularity by condescending to perform the office of chief-mourner. Of
- this he was quite aware, and wisely withheld rebuke, where rebuke and
- advice would have been equally unavailing. In truth, the Scottish
- peasantry are still infected with that rage for funeral ceremonial, which
- once distinguished the grandees of the kingdom so much, that a sumptuary
- law was made by the Parliament of Scotland for the purpose of restraining
- it; and I have known many in the lowest stations, who have denied
- themselves not merely the comforts, but almost the necessaries of life,
- in order to save such a sum of money as might enable their surviving
- friends to bury them like Christians, as they termed it; nor could their
- faithful executors be prevailed upon, though equally necessitous, to turn
- to the use and maintenance of the living the money vainly wasted upon the
- interment of the dead.
-</p>
-<p>
- The procession to the churchyard, at about half-a-mile's distance, was
- made with the mournful solemnity usual on these occasions,&mdash;the body was
- consigned to its parent earth,&mdash;and when the labour of the gravediggers
- had filled up the trench, and covered it with fresh sod, Mr. Oldbuck,
- taking his hat off, saluted the assistants, who had stood by in
- melancholy silence, and with that adieu dispersed the mourners.
-</p>
-<p>
- The clergyman offered our Antiquary his company to walk homeward; but Mr.
- Oldbuck had been so much struck with the deportment of the fisherman and
- his mother, that, moved by compassion, and perhaps also, in some degree,
- by that curiosity which induces us to seek out even what gives us pain to
- witness, he preferred a solitary walk by the coast, for the purpose of
- again visiting the cottage as he passed.
-</p>
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-
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER ELEVENTH
-</h2>
-<pre>
- What is this secret sin, this untold tale,
- That art cannot extract, nor penance cleanse?
- &mdash;Her muscles hold their place;
- Nor discomposed, nor formed to steadiness,
- No sudden flushing, and no faltering lip.&mdash;
- Mysterious Mother.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The coffin had been borne from the place where it rested. The mourners,
- in regular gradation, according to their rank or their relationship to
- the deceased, had filed from the cottage, while the younger male children
- were led along to totter after the bier of their brother, and to view
- with wonder a ceremonial which they could hardly comprehend. The female
- gossips next rose to depart, and, with consideration for the situation of
- the parents, carried along with them the girls of the family, to give the
- unhappy pair time and opportunity to open their hearts to each other and
- soften their grief by communicating it. But their kind intention was
- without effect. The last of them had darkened the entrance of the
- cottage, as she went out, and drawn the door softly behind her, when the
- father, first ascertaining by a hasty glance that no stranger remained,
- started up, clasped his hands wildly above his head, uttered a cry of the
- despair which he had hitherto repressed, and, in all the impotent
- impatience of grief, half rushed half staggered forward to the bed on
- which the coffin had been deposited, threw himself down upon it, and
- smothering, as it were, his head among the bed-clothes, gave vent to the
- full passion of his sorrow. It was in vain that the wretched mother,
- terrified by the vehemence of her husband's affliction&mdash;affliction still
- more fearful as agitating a man of hardened manners and a robust frame&mdash;suppressed
- her own sobs and tears, and, pulling him by the skirts of his
- coat, implored him to rise and remember, that, though one was removed, he
- had still a wife and children to comfort and support. The appeal came at
- too early a period of his anguish, and was totally unattended to; he
- continued to remain prostrate, indicating, by sobs so bitter and violent,
- that they shook the bed and partition against which it rested, by
- clenched hands which grasped the bed-clothes, and by the vehement and
- convulsive motion of his legs, how deep and how terrible was the agony of
- a father's sorrow.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, what a day is this! what a day is this!" said the poor mother, her
- womanish affliction already exhausted by sobs and tears, and now almost
- lost in terror for the state in which she beheld her husband&mdash;"O, what an
- hour is this! and naebody to help a poor lone woman&mdash;O, gudemither, could
- ye but speak a word to him!&mdash;wad ye but bid him be comforted!"
-</p>
-<p>
- To her astonishment, and even to the increase of her fear, her husband's
- mother heard and answered the appeal. She rose and walked across the
- floor without support, and without much apparent feebleness, and standing
- by the bed on which her son had extended himself, she said, "Rise up, my
- son, and sorrow not for him that is beyond sin and sorrow and temptation.
- Sorrow is for those that remain in this vale of sorrow and darkness&mdash;I,
- wha dinna sorrow, and wha canna sorrow for ony ane, hae maist need that
- ye should a' sorrow for me."
-</p>
-<p>
- The voice of his mother, not heard for years as taking part in the active
- duties of life, or offering advice or consolation, produced its effect
- upon her son. He assumed a sitting posture on the side of the bed, and
- his appearance, attitude, and gestures, changed from those of angry
- despair to deep grief and dejection. The grandmother retired to her nook,
- the mother mechanically took in her hand her tattered Bible, and seemed
- to read, though her eyes were drowned with tears.
-</p>
-<p>
- They were thus occupied, when a loud knock was heard at the door.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hegh, sirs!" said the poor mother, "wha is that can be coming in that
- gate e'enow?&mdash;They canna hae heard o' our misfortune, I'm sure."
-</p>
-<p>
- The knock being repeated, she rose and opened the door, saying
- querulously, "Whatna gait's that to disturb a sorrowfu' house?"
-</p>
-<p>
- A tall man in black stood before her, whom she instantly recognised to be
- Lord Glenallan. "Is there not," he said, "an old woman lodging in this or
- one of the neighbouring cottages, called Elspeth, who was long resident
- at Craigburnfoot of Glenallan?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's my gudemither, my lord," said Margaret; "but she canna see onybody
- e'enow&mdash;Ohon! we're dreeing a sair weird&mdash;we hae had a heavy
- dispensation!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "God forbid," said Lord Glenallan, "that I should on light occasion
- disturb your sorrow;&mdash;but my days are numbered&mdash;your mother-in-law is in
- the extremity of age, and, if I see her not to-day, we may never meet on
- this side of time."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what," answered the desolate mother, "wad ye see at an auld woman,
- broken down wi' age and sorrow and heartbreak? Gentle or semple shall not
- darken my door the day my bairn's been carried out a corpse."
-</p>
-<p>
- While she spoke thus, indulging the natural irritability of disposition
- and profession, which began to mingle itself with her grief when its
- first uncontrolled bursts were gone by, she held the door about one-third
- part open, and placed herself in the gap, as if to render the visitor's
- entrance impossible. But the voice of her husband was heard from within&mdash;"Wha's
- that, Maggie? what for are ye steaking them out?&mdash;let them come
- in; it doesna signify an auld rope's end wha comes in or wha gaes out o'
- this house frae this time forward."
-</p>
-<p>
- The woman stood aside at her husband's command, and permitted Lord
- Glenallan to enter the hut. The dejection exhibited in his broken frame
- and emaciated countenance, formed a strong contrast with the effects of
- grief, as they were displayed in the rude and weatherbeaten visage of the
- fisherman, and the masculine features of his wife. He approached the old
- woman as she was seated on her usual settle, and asked her, in a tone as
- audible as his voice could make it, "Are you Elspeth of the Craigburnfoot
- of Glenallan?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wha is it that asks about the unhallowed residence of that evil woman?"
- was the answer returned to his query.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The unhappy Earl of Glenallan."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Earl!&mdash;Earl of Glenallan!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He who was called William Lord Geraldin," said the Earl; "and whom his
- mother's death has made Earl of Glenallan."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Open the bole," said the old woman firmly and hastily to her
- daughter-in-law, "open the bole wi' speed, that I may see if this be the
- right Lord Geraldin&mdash;the son of my mistress&mdash;him that I received in my
- arms within the hour after he was born&mdash;him that has reason to curse me
- that I didna smother him before the hour was past!"
-</p>
-<p>
- The window, which had been shut in order that a gloomy twilight might add
- to the solemnity of the funeral meeting, was opened as she commanded, and
- threw a sudden and strong light through the smoky and misty atmosphere of
- the stifling cabin. Falling in a stream upon the chimney, the rays
- illuminated, in the way that Rembrandt would have chosen, the features of
- the unfortunate nobleman, and those of the old sibyl, who now, standing
- upon her feet, and holding him by one hand, peered anxiously in his
- features with her light-blue eyes, and holding her long and withered
- fore-finger within a small distance of his face, moved it slowly as if to
- trace the outlines and reconcile what she recollected with that she now
- beheld. As she finished her scrutiny, she said, with a deep sigh, "It's a
- sair&mdash;sair change; and wha's fault is it?&mdash;but that's written down where
- it will be remembered&mdash;it's written on tablets of brass with a pen of
- steel, where all is recorded that is done in the flesh.&mdash;And what," she
- said after a pause, "what is Lord Geraldin seeking from a poor auld
- creature like me, that's dead already, and only belongs sae far to the
- living that she isna yet laid in the moulds?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay," answered Lord Glenallan, "in the name of Heaven, why was it that
- you requested so urgently to see me?&mdash;and why did you back your request
- by sending a token which you knew well I dared not refuse?"
-</p>
-<p>
- As he spoke thus, he took from his purse the ring which Edie Ochiltree
- had delivered to him at Glenallan House. The sight of this token produced
- a strange and instantaneous effect upon the old woman. The palsy of fear
- was immediately added to that of age, and she began instantly to search
- her pockets with the tremulous and hasty agitation of one who becomes
- first apprehensive of having lost something of great importance;&mdash;then,
- as if convinced of the reality of her fears, she turned to the Earl, and
- demanded, "And how came ye by it then?&mdash;how came ye by it? I thought I
- had kept it sae securely&mdash;what will the Countess say?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You know," said the Earl, "at least you must have heard, that my mother
- is dead."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dead! are ye no imposing upon me? has she left a' at last, lands and
- lordship and lineages?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "All, all," said the Earl, "as mortals must leave all human vanities."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I mind now," answered Elspeth&mdash;"I heard of it before but there has been
- sic distress in our house since, and my memory is sae muckle impaired&mdash;
- But ye are sure your mother, the Lady Countess, is gane hame?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl again assured her that her former mistress was no more.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then," said Elspeth, "it shall burden my mind nae langer!&mdash;When she
- lived, wha dared to speak what it would hae displeased her to hae had
- noised abroad? But she's gane&mdash;and I will confess all."
-</p>
-<p>
- Then turning to her son and daughter-in-law, she commanded them
- imperatively to quit the house, and leave Lord Geraldin (for so she still
- called him) alone with her. But Maggie Mucklebackit, her first burst of
- grief being over, was by no means disposed in her own house to pay
- passive obedience to the commands of her mother-in-law, an authority
- which is peculiarly obnoxious to persons in her rank of life, and which
- she was the more astonished at hearing revived, when it seemed to have
- been so long relinquished and forgotten.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was an unco thing," she said, in a grumbling tone of voice,&mdash;for the
- rank of Lord Glenallan was somewhat imposing&mdash;"it was an unco thing to
- bid a mother leave her ain house wi' the tear in her ee, the moment her
- eldest son had been carried a corpse out at the door o't."
-</p>
-<p>
- The fisherman, in a stubborn and sullen tone, added to the same purpose.
- "This is nae day for your auld-warld stories, mother. My lord, if he be a
- lord, may ca' some other day&mdash;or he may speak out what he has gotten to
- say if he likes it; there's nane here will think it worth their while to
- listen to him or you either. But neither for laird or loon, gentle or
- semple, will I leave my ain house to pleasure onybody on the very day my
- poor"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- Here his voice choked, and he could proceed no farther; but as he had
- risen when Lord Glenallan came in, and had since remained standing, he
- now threw himself doggedly upon a seat, and remained in the sullen
- posture of one who was determined to keep his word.
-</p>
-<p>
- But the old woman, whom this crisis seemed to repossess in all those
- powers of mental superiority with which she had once been eminently
- gifted, arose, and advancing towards him, said, with a solemn voice, "My
- son, as ye wad shun hearing of your mother's shame&mdash;as ye wad not
- willingly be a witness of her guilt&mdash;as ye wad deserve her blessing and
- avoid her curse, I charge ye, by the body that bore and that nursed ye,
- to leave me at freedom to speak with Lord Geraldin, what nae mortal ears
- but his ain maun listen to. Obey my words, that when ye lay the moulds on
- my head&mdash;and, oh that the day were come!&mdash;ye may remember this hour
- without the reproach of having disobeyed the last earthly command that
- ever your mother wared on you."
-</p>
-<p>
- The terms of this solemn charge revived in the fisherman's heart the
- habit of instinctive obedience in which his mother had trained him up,
- and to which he had submitted implicitly while her powers of exacting it
- remained entire. The recollection mingled also with the prevailing
- passion of the moment; for, glancing his eye at the bed on which the dead
- body had been laid, he muttered to himself, "<i>He</i> never disobeyed <i>me,</i>
- in reason or out o' reason, and what for should I vex <i>her</i>?" Then,
- taking his reluctant spouse by the arm, he led her gently out of the
- cottage, and latched the door behind them as he left it.
-</p>
-<p>
- As the unhappy parents withdrew, Lord Glenallan, to prevent the old woman
- from relapsing into her lethargy, again pressed her on the subject of the
- communication which she proposed to make to him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye will have it sune eneugh," she replied;&mdash;"my mind's clear eneugh now,
- and there is not&mdash;I think there is not&mdash;a chance of my forgetting what I
- have to say. My dwelling at Craigburnfoot is before my een, as it were
- present in reality:&mdash;the green bank, with its selvidge, just where the
- burn met wi' the sea&mdash;the twa little barks, wi' their sails furled, lying
- in the natural cove which it formed&mdash;the high cliff that joined it with
- the pleasure-grounds of the house of Glenallan, and hung right ower the
- stream&mdash;Ah! yes&mdash;I may forget that I had a husband and have lost him&mdash;
- that I hae but ane alive of our four fair sons&mdash;that misfortune upon
- misfortune has devoured our ill-gotten wealth&mdash;that they carried the
- corpse of my son's eldest-born frae the house this morning&mdash;But I never
- can forget the days I spent at bonny Craigburnfoot!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You were a favourite of my mother," said Lord Glenallan, desirous to
- bring her back to the point, from which she was wandering.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I was, I was,&mdash;ye needna mind me o' that. She brought me up abune my
- station, and wi' knowledge mair than my fellows&mdash;but, like the tempter of
- auld, wi' the knowledge of gude she taught me the knowledge of evil."
-</p>
-<p>
- "For God's sake, Elspeth," said the astonished Earl, "proceed, if you
- can, to explain the dreadful hints you have thrown out! I well know you
- are confidant to one dreadful secret, which should split this roof even
- to hear it named&mdash;but speak on farther."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will," she said&mdash;"I will!&mdash;just bear wi' me for a little;"&mdash;and again
- she seemed lost in recollection, but it was no longer tinged with
- imbecility or apathy. She was now entering upon the topic which had long
- loaded her mind, and which doubtless often occupied her whole soul at
- times when she seemed dead to all around her. And I may add, as a
- remarkable fact, that such was the intense operation of mental energy
- upon her physical powers and nervous system, that, notwithstanding her
- infirmity of deafness, each word that Lord Glenallan spoke during this
- remarkable conference, although in the lowest tone of horror or agony,
- fell as full and distinct upon Elspeth's ear as it could have done at any
- period of her life. She spoke also herself clearly, distinctly, and
- slowly, as if anxious that the intelligence she communicated should be
- fully understood; concisely at the same time, and with none of the
- verbiage or circumlocutory additions natural to those of her sex and
- condition. In short, her language bespoke a better education, as well as
- an uncommonly firm and resolved mind, and a character of that sort from
- which great virtues or great crimes may be naturally expected. The tenor
- of her communication is disclosed in the following CHAPTER.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0012"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWELFTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Remorse&mdash;she neer forsakes us&mdash;
- A bloodhound staunch&mdash;she tracks our rapid step
- Through the wild labyrinth of youthful frenzy,
- Unheard, perchance, until old age hath tamed us
- Then in our lair, when Time hath chilled our joints,
- And maimed our hope of combat, or of flight,
- We hear her deep-mouthed bay, announcing all
- Of wrath, and wo, and punishment that bides us.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "I need not tell you," said the old woman, addressing the Earl of
- Glenallan, "that I was the favourite and confidential attendant of
- Joscelind, Countess of Glenallan, whom God assoilzie!"&mdash;(here she crossed
- herself)&mdash;"and I think farther, ye may not have forgotten that I shared
- her regard for mony years. I returned it by the maist sincere attachment,
- but I fell into disgrace frae a trifling act of disobedience, reported to
- your mother by ane that thought, and she wasna wrang, that I was a spy
- upon her actions and yours."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I charge thee, woman," said the Earl, in a voice trembling with passion,
- "name not her name in my hearing!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I must," returned the penitent firmly and calmly, "or how can you
- understand me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl leaned upon one of the wooden chairs of the hut, drew his hat
- over his face, clenched his hands together, set his teeth like one who
- summons up courage to undergo a painful operation, and made a signal to
- her to proceed.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I say, then," she resumed, "that my disgrace with my mistress was
- chiefly owing to Miss Eveline Neville, then bred up in Glenallan House as
- the daughter of a cousin-german and intimate friend of your father that
- was gane. There was muckle mystery in her history,&mdash;but wha dared to
- inquire farther than the Countess liked to tell?&mdash;All in Glenallan House
- loved Miss Neville&mdash;all but twa, your mother and mysell&mdash;we baith hated
- her."
-</p>
-<p>
- "God! for what reason, since a creature so mild, so gentle, so formed to
- inspire affection, never walked on this wretched world?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It may hae been sae," rejoined Elspeth, "but your mother hated a' that
- cam of your father's family&mdash;a' but himsell. Her reasons related to
- strife which fell between them soon after her marriage; the particulars
- are naething to this purpose. But oh! doubly did she hate Eveline Neville
- when she perceived that there was a growing kindness atween you and that
- unfortunate young leddy! Ye may mind that the Countess's dislike didna
- gang farther at first than just showing o' the cauld shouther&mdash;at least
- it wasna seen farther; but at the lang run it brak out into such
- downright violence that Miss Neville was even fain to seek refuge at
- Knockwinnock Castle with Sir Arthur's leddy, wha (God sain her!) was then
- wi' the living."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You rend my heart by recalling these particulars&mdash;But go on,&mdash;and may my
- present agony be accepted as additional penance for the involuntary
- crime!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "She had been absent some months," continued Elspeth, "when I was ae
- night watching in my hut the return of my husband from fishing, and
- shedding in private those bitter tears that my proud spirit wrung frae me
- whenever I thought on my disgrace. The sneck was drawn, and the Countess
- your mother entered my dwelling. I thought I had seen a spectre, for even
- in the height of my favour, this was an honour she had never done me, and
- she looked as pale and ghastly as if she had risen from the grave. She
- sat down, and wrung the draps from her hair and cloak,&mdash;for the night was
- drizzling, and her walk had been through the plantations, that were a'
- loaded with dew. I only mention these things that you may understand how
- weel that night lives in my memory,&mdash;and weel it may. I was surprised to
- see her, but I durstna speak first, mair than if I had seen a phantom&mdash;
- Na, I durst not, my lord, I that hae seen mony sights of terror, and
- never shook at them. Sae, after a silence, she said, Elspeth Cheyne (for
- she always gave me my maiden name), are not ye the daughter of that
- Reginald Cheyne who died to save his master, Lord Glenallan, on the field
- of Sheriffmuir?' And I answered her as proudly as hersell nearly&mdash;As sure
- as you are the daughter of that Earl of Glenallan whom my father saved
- that day by his own death.'"
-</p>
-<p>
- Here she made a deep pause.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what followed?&mdash;what followed?&mdash;For Heaven's sake, good woman&mdash;But
- why should I use that word?&mdash;Yet, good or bad, I command you to tell me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And little I should value earthly command," answered Elspeth, "were
- there not a voice that has spoken to me sleeping and waking, that drives
- me forward to tell this sad tale. Aweel, my Lord&mdash;the Countess said to
- me, My son loves Eveline Neville&mdash;they are agreed&mdash;they are plighted:
- should they have a son, my right over Glenallan merges&mdash;I sink from that
- moment from a Countess into a miserable stipendiary dowager, I who
- brought lands and vassals, and high blood and ancient fame, to my
- husband, I must cease to be mistress when my son has an heir-male. But I
- care not for that&mdash;had he married any but one of the hated Nevilles, I
- had been patient. But for them&mdash;that they and their descendants should
- enjoy the right and honours of my ancestors, goes through my heart like a
- two-edged dirk. And this girl&mdash;I detest her!'&mdash;And I answered, for my
- heart kindled at her words, that her hate was equalled by mine."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wretch!" exclaimed the Earl, in spite of his determination to preserve
- silence&mdash;"wretched woman! what cause of hate could have arisen from a
- being so innocent and gentle?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hated what my mistress hated, as was the use with the liege vassals of
- the house of Glenallan; for though, my Lord, I married under my degree,
- yet an ancestor of yours never went to the field of battle, but an
- ancestor of the frail, demented, auld, useless wretch wha now speaks with
- you, carried his shield before him. But that was not a'," continued the
- beldam, her earthly and evil passions rekindling as she became heated in
- her narration&mdash;"that was not a'; I hated Miss Eveline Neville for her ain
- sake, I brought her frae England, and, during our whole journey, she
- gecked and scorned at my northern speech and habit, as her southland
- leddies and kimmers had done at the boarding-school, as they cald it"&mdash;(and, strange as it may seem, she spoke of an affront offered by a
- heedless school-girl without intention, with a degree of inveteracy
- which, at such a distance of time, a mortal offence would neither have
- authorized or excited in any well-constituted mind)&mdash;"Yes, she scorned
- and jested at me&mdash;but let them that scorn the tartan fear the dirk!"
-</p>
-<p>
- She paused, and then went on&mdash;"But I deny not that I hated her mair than
- she deserved. My mistress, the Countess, persevered and said, Elspeth
- Cheyne, this unruly boy will marry with the false English blood. Were
- days as they have been, I could throw her into the Massymore* of
- Glenallan, and fetter him in the Keep of Strathbonnel.
-</p>
-<p>
- * <i>Massa-mora,</i> an ancient name for a dungeon, derived from the Moorish
- language, perhaps as far back as the time of the Crusades.
-</p>
-<p>
- But these times are past, and the authority which the nobles of the land
- should exercise is delegated to quibbling lawyers and their baser
- dependants. Hear me, Elspeth Cheyne! if you are your father's daughter as
- I am mine, I will find means that they shall not marry. She walks often
- to that cliff that overhangs your dwelling to look for her lover's boat&mdash;(ye may remember the pleasure ye then took on the sea, my Lord)&mdash;let him
- find her forty fathom lower than he expects!'&mdash;Yes! ye may stare and
- frown and clench your hand; but, as sure as I am to face the only Being I
- ever feared&mdash;and, oh that I had feared him mair!&mdash;these were your
- mother's words. What avails it to me to lie to you?&mdash;But I wadna consent
- to stain my hand with blood.&mdash;Then she said, By the religion of our holy
- Church they are ower <i>sibb</i> thegither. But I expect nothing but that both
- will become heretics as well as disobedient reprobates;'&mdash;that was her
- addition to that argument. And then, as the fiend is ever ower busy wi'
- brains like mine, that are subtle beyond their use and station, I was
- unhappily permitted to add&mdash;But they might be brought to think themselves
- sae <i>sibb</i> as no Christian law will permit their wedlock.'"
-</p>
-<p>
- Here the Earl of Glenallan echoed her words, with a shriek so piercing as
- almost to rend the roof of the cottage.&mdash;"Ah! then Eveline Neville was
- not the&mdash;the"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "The daughter, ye would say, of your father?" continued Elspeth. "No&mdash;be
- it a torment or be it a comfort to you&mdash;ken the truth, she was nae mair a
- daughter of your father's house than I am."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Woman, deceive me not!&mdash;make me not curse the memory of the parent I
- have so lately laid in the grave, for sharing in a plot the most cruel,
- the most infernal"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bethink ye, my Lord Geraldin, ere ye curse the memory of a parent that's
- gane, is there none of the blood of Glenallan living, whose faults have
- led to this dreadfu' catastrophe?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mean you my brother?&mdash;he, too, is gone," said the Earl.
-</p>
-<p>
- "No," replied the sibyl, "I mean yoursell, Lord Geraldin. Had you not
- transgressed the obedience of a son by wedding Eveline Neville in secret
- while a guest at Knockwinnock, our plot might have separated you for a
- time, but would have left at least your sorrows without remorse to canker
- them. But your ain conduct had put poison in the weapon that we threw,
- and it pierced you with the mair force because ye cam rushing to meet it.
- Had your marriage been a proclaimed and acknowledged action, our
- stratagem to throw an obstacle into your way that couldna be got ower,
- neither wad nor could hae been practised against ye."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Great Heaven!" said the unfortunate nobleman&mdash;"it is as if a film fell
- from my obscured eyes! Yes, I now well understand the doubtful hints of
- consolation thrown out by my wretched mother, tending indirectly to
- impeach the evidence of the horrors of which her arts had led me to
- believe myself guilty."
-</p>
-<p>
- "She could not speak mair plainly," answered Elspeth, "without confessing
- her ain fraud,&mdash;and she would have submitted to be torn by wild horses,
- rather than unfold what she had done; and if she had still lived, so
- would I for her sake. They were stout hearts the race of Glenallan, male
- and female, and sae were a' that in auld times cried their gathering-word
- of <i>Clochnaben</i>&mdash;they stood shouther to shouther&mdash;nae man parted frae his
- chief for love of gold or of gain, or of right or of wrang. The times are
- changed, I hear, now."
-</p>
-<p>
- The unfortunate nobleman was too much wrapped up in his own confused and
- distracted reflections, to notice the rude expressions of savage
- fidelity, in which, even in the latest ebb of life, the unhappy author of
- his misfortunes seemed to find a stern and stubborn source of
- consolation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Great Heaven!" he exclaimed, "I am then free from a guilt the most
- horrible with which man can be stained, and the sense of which, however
- involuntary, has wrecked my peace, destroyed my health, and bowed me down
- to an untimely grave. Accept," he fervently uttered, lifting his eyes
- upwards, "accept my humble thanks! If I live miserable, at least I shall
- not die stained with that unnatural guilt!&mdash;And thou&mdash;proceed if thou
- hast more to tell&mdash;proceed, while thou hast voice to speak it, and I have
- powers to listen."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes," answered the beldam, "the hour when you shall hear, and I shall
- speak, is indeed passing rapidly away. Death has crossed your brow with
- his finger, and I find his grasp turning every day coulder at my heart.
- Interrupt me nae mair with exclamations and groans and accusations, but
- hear my tale to an end! And then&mdash;if ye be indeed sic a Lord of Glenallan
- as I hae heard of in <i>my</i> day&mdash;make your merrymen gather the thorn, and
- the brier, and the green hollin, till they heap them as high as the
- house-riggin', and burn! burn! burn! the auld witch Elspeth, and a' that
- can put ye in mind that sic a creature ever crawled upon the land!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Go on," said the Earl, "go on&mdash;I will not again interrupt you."
-</p>
-<p>
- He spoke in a half-suffocated yet determined voice, resolved that no
- irritability on his part should deprive him of this opportunity of
- acquiring proofs of the wonderful tale he then heard. But Elspeth had
- become exhausted by a continuous narration of such unusual length; the
- subsequent part of her story was more broken, and though still distinctly
- intelligible in most parts, had no longer the lucid conciseness which the
- first part of her narrative had displayed to such an astonishing degree.
- Lord Glenallan found it necessary, when she had made some attempts to
- continue her narrative without success, to prompt her memory by
- demanding&mdash;"What proofs she could propose to bring of the truth of a
- narrative so different from that which she had originally told?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The evidence," she replied, "of Eveline Neville's real birth was in the
- Countess's possession, with reasons for its being for some time kept
- private;&mdash;they may yet be found, if she has not destroyed them, in the
- left hand drawer of the ebony cabinet that stood in the dressing-room.
- These she meant to suppress for the time, until you went abroad again,
- when she trusted, before your return, to send Miss Neville back to her
- ain country, or to get her settled in marriage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But did you not show me letters of my father's, which seemed to me,
- unless my senses altogether failed me in that horrible moment, to avow
- his relationship to&mdash;to the unhappy"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "We did; and, with my testimony, how could you doubt the fact, or her
- either? But we suppressed the true explanation of these letters, and that
- was, that your father thought it right the young leddy should pass for
- his daughter for a while, on account o'some family reasons that were
- amang them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But wherefore, when you learned our union, was this dreadful artifice
- persisted in?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It wasna," she replied, "till Lady Glenallan had communicated this fause
- tale, that she suspected ye had actually made a marriage&mdash;nor even then
- did you avow it sae as to satisfy her whether the ceremony had in verity
- passed atween ye or no&mdash;But ye remember, O ye canna but remember weel,
- what passed in that awfu' meeting!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Woman! you swore upon the gospels to the fact which you now disavow."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I did,&mdash;and I wad hae taen a yet mair holy pledge on it, if there had
- been ane&mdash;I wad not hae spared the blood of my body, or the guilt of my
- soul, to serve the house of Glenallan."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wretch! do you call that horrid perjury, attended with consequences yet
- more dreadful&mdash;do you esteem that a service to the house of your
- benefactors?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I served her, wha was then the head of Glenallan, as she required me to
- serve her. The cause was between God and her conscience&mdash;the manner
- between God and mine&mdash;She is gane to her account, and I maun follow. Have
- I taulds you a'?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No," answered Lord Glenallan&mdash;"you have yet more to tell&mdash;you have to
- tell me of the death of the angel whom your perjury drove to despair,
- stained, as she thought herself, with a crime so horrible. Speak truth&mdash;was that dreadful&mdash;was that horrible incident"&mdash;he could scarcely
- articulate the words&mdash;"was it as reported? or was it an act of yet
- further, though not more atrocious cruelty, inflicted by others?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I understand you," said Elspeth. "But report spoke truth;&mdash;our false
- witness was indeed the cause, but the deed was her ain distracted act. On
- that fearfu' disclosure, when ye rushed frae the Countess's presence and
- saddled your horse, and left the castle like a fire-flaught, the Countess
- hadna yet discovered your private marriage; she hadna fund out that the
- union, which she had framed this awfu' tale to prevent, had e'en taen
- place. Ye fled from the house as if the fire o' Heaven was about to fa'
- upon it, and Miss Neville, atween reason and the want o't, was put under
- sure ward. But the ward sleep't, and the prisoner waked&mdash;the window was
- open&mdash;the way was before her&mdash;there was the cliff, and there was the
- sea!&mdash;O, when will I forget that!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And thus died," said the Earl, "even so as was reported?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, my lord. I had gane out to the cove&mdash;the tide was in, and it flowed,
- as ye'll remember, to the foot o' that cliff&mdash;it was a great convenience
- that for my husband's trade&mdash;Where am I wandering?&mdash;I saw a white object
- dart frae the tap o' the cliff like a sea-maw through the mist, and then
- a heavy flash and sparkle of the waters showed me it was a human creature
- that had fa'en into the waves. I was bold and strong, and familiar with
- the tide. I rushed in and grasped her gown, and drew her out and carried
- her on my shouthers&mdash;I could hae carried twa sic then&mdash;carried her to my
- hut, and laid her on my bed. Neighbours cam and brought help; but the
- words she uttered in her ravings, when she got back the use of speech,
- were such, that I was fain to send them awa, and get up word to Glenallan
- House. The Countess sent down her Spanish servant Teresa&mdash;if ever there
- was a fiend on earth in human form, that woman was ane. She and I were to
- watch the unhappy leddy, and let no other person approach.&mdash;God knows
- what Teresa's part was to hae been&mdash;she tauld it not to me&mdash;but Heaven
- took the conclusion in its ain hand. The poor leddy! she took the pangs
- of travail before her time, bore a male child, and died in the arms of
- me&mdash;of her mortal enemy! Ay, <i>ye</i> may weep&mdash;she was a sightly creature to
- see to&mdash;but think ye, if I didna mourn her then, that I can mourn her
- now? Na, na, I left Teresa wi' the dead corpse and new-born babe, till I
- gaed up to take the Countess's commands what was to be done. Late as it
- was, I ca'd her up, and she gar'd me ca' up your brother"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "My brother?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, Lord Geraldin, e'en your brother, that some said she aye wished to
- be her heir. At ony rate, he was the person maist concerned in the
- succession and heritance of the house of Glenallan."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And is it possible to believe, then, that my brother, out of avarice to
- grasp at my inheritance, would lend himself to such a base and dreadful
- stratagem?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your mother believed it," said the old beldam with a fiendish laugh&mdash;"it
- was nae plot of my making; but what they did or said I will not say,
- because I did not hear. Lang and sair they consulted in the black
- wainscot dressing-room; and when your brother passed through the room
- where I was waiting, it seemed to me (and I have often thought sae since
- syne) that the fire of hell was in his cheek and een. But he had left
- some of it with his mother, at ony rate. She entered the room like a
- woman demented, and the first words she spoke were, Elspeth Cheyne, did
- you ever pull a new-budded flower?' I answered, as ye may believe, that I
- often had. Then,' said she, ye will ken the better how to blight the
- spurious and heretical blossom that has sprung forth this night to
- disgrace my father's noble house&mdash;See here;'&mdash;(and she gave me a golden
- bodkin)&mdash;nothing but gold must shed the blood of Glenallan. This child is
- already as one of the dead, and since thou and Teresa alone ken that it
- lives, let it be dealt upon as ye will answer to me!' and she turned away
- in her fury, and left me with the bodkin in my hand.&mdash;Here it is; that
- and the ring of Miss Neville, are a' I hae preserved of my ill-gotten
- gear&mdash;for muckle was the gear I got. And weel hae I keepit the secret,
- but no for the gowd or gear either."
-</p>
-<p>
- Her long and bony hand held out to Lord Glenallan a gold bodkin, down
- which in fancy he saw the blood of his infant trickling.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wretch! had you the heart?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I kenna if I could hae had it or no. I returned to my cottage without
- feeling the ground that I trode on; but Teresa and the child were gane&mdash;
- a' that was alive was gane&mdash;naething left but the lifeless corpse."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And did you never learn my infant's fate?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I could but guess. I have tauld ye your mother's purpose, and I ken
- Teresa was a fiend. She was never mair seen in Scotland, and I have heard
- that she returned to her ain land. A dark curtain has fa'en ower the
- past, and the few that witnessed ony part of it could only surmise
- something of seduction and suicide. You yourself"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I know&mdash;I know it all," answered the Earl.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You indeed know all that I can say&mdash;And now, heir of Glenallan, can you
- forgive me?"
-</p>
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-<p>
- "Ask forgiveness of God, and not of man," said the Earl, turning away.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And how shall I ask of the pure and unstained what is denied to me by a
- sinner like mysell? If I hae sinned, hae I not suffered?&mdash;Hae I had a
- day's peace or an hour's rest since these lang wet locks of hair first
- lay upon my pillow at Craigburnfoot?&mdash;Has not my house been burned, wi'
- my bairn in the cradle?&mdash;Have not my boats been wrecked, when a' others
- weather'd the gale?&mdash;Have not a' that were near and dear to me dree'd
- penance for my sin?&mdash;Has not the fire had its share o' them&mdash;the winds
- had their part&mdash;the sea had her part?&mdash;And oh!" she added, with a
- lengthened groan, looking first upwards towards Heaven, and then bending
- her eyes on the floor&mdash;"O that the earth would take her part, that's been
- lang lang wearying to be joined to it!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Lord Glenallan had reached the door of the cottage, but the generosity of
- his nature did not permit him to leave the unhappy woman in this state of
- desperate reprobation. "May God forgive thee, wretched woman," he said,
- "as sincerely as I do!&mdash;Turn for mercy to Him who can alone grant mercy,
- and may your prayers be heard as if they were mine own!&mdash;I will send a
- religious man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na&mdash;nae priest! nae priest!" she ejaculated; and the door of the
- cottage opening as she spoke, prevented her from proceeding.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER THIRTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Still in his dead hand clenched remain the strings
- That thrill his father's heart&mdash;e'en as the limb,
- Lopped off and laid in grave, retains, they tell us,
- Strange commerce with the mutilated stump,
- Whose nerves are twinging still in maimed existence.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The Antiquary, as we informed the reader in the end of the thirty-first
- CHAPTER, [tenth] had shaken off the company of worthy Mr. Blattergowl,
- although he offered to entertain him with an abstract of the ablest
- speech he had ever known in the teind court, delivered by the procurator
- for the church in the remarkable case of the parish of Gatherem.
- Resisting this temptation, our senior preferred a solitary path, which
- again conducted him to the cottage of Mucklebackit. When he came in front
- of the fisherman's hut, he observed a man working intently, as if to
- repair a shattered boat which lay upon the beach, and going up to him was
- surprised to find it was Mucklebackit himself. "I am glad," he said in a
- tone of sympathy&mdash;"I am glad, Saunders, that you feel yourself able to
- make this exertion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what would ye have me to do," answered the fisher gruffly, "unless I
- wanted to see four children starve, because ane is drowned? It's weel wi'
- you gentles, that can sit in the house wi' handkerchers at your een when
- ye lose a friend; but the like o' us maun to our wark again, if our
- hearts were beating as hard as my hammer."
-</p>
-<p>
- Without taking more notice of Oldbuck, he proceeded in his labour; and
- the Antiquary, to whom the display of human nature under the influence of
- agitating passions was never indifferent, stood beside him, in silent
- attention, as if watching the progress of the work. He observed more than
- once the man's hard features, as if by the force of association, prepare
- to accompany the sound of the saw and hammer with his usual symphony of a
- rude tune, hummed or whistled,&mdash;and as often a slight twitch of
- convulsive expression showed, that ere the sound was uttered, a cause for
- suppressing it rushed upon his mind. At length, when he had patched a
- considerable rent, and was beginning to mend another, his feelings
- appeared altogether to derange the power of attention necessary for his
- work. The piece of wood which he was about to nail on was at first too
- long; then he sawed it off too short, then chose another equally ill
- adapted for the purpose. At length, throwing it down in anger, after
- wiping his dim eye with his quivering hand, he exclaimed, "There is a
- curse either on me or on this auld black bitch of a boat, that I have
- hauled up high and dry, and patched and clouted sae mony years, that she
- might drown my poor Steenie at the end of them, an' be d&mdash;d to her!" and
- he flung his hammer against the boat, as if she had been the intentional
- cause of his misfortune. Then recollecting himself, he added, "Yet what
- needs ane be angry at her, that has neither soul nor sense?&mdash;though I am
- no that muckle better mysell. She's but a rickle o' auld rotten deals
- nailed thegither, and warped wi' the wind and the sea&mdash;and I am a dour
- carle, battered by foul weather at sea and land till I am maist as
- senseless as hersell. She maun be mended though again the morning tide&mdash;that's
- a thing o' necessity."
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus speaking, he went to gather together his instruments, and attempt to
- resume his labour,&mdash;but Oldbuck took him kindly by the arm. "Come, come,"
- he said, "Saunders, there is no work for you this day&mdash;I'll send down
- Shavings the carpenter to mend the boat, and he may put the day's work
- into my account&mdash;and you had better not come out to-morrow, but stay to
- comfort your family under this dispensation, and the gardener will bring
- you some vegetables and meal from Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I thank ye, Monkbarns," answered the poor fisher; "I am a plain-spoken
- man, and hae little to say for mysell; I might hae learned fairer
- fashions frae my mither lang syne, but I never saw muckle gude they did
- her; however, I thank ye. Ye were aye kind and neighbourly, whatever folk
- says o' your being near and close; and I hae often said, in thae times
- when they were ganging to raise up the puir folk against the gentles&mdash;I
- hae often said, neer a man should steer a hair touching to Monkbarns
- while Steenie and I could wag a finger&mdash;and so said Steenie too. And,
- Monkbarns, when ye laid his head in the grave (and mony thanks for the
- respect), ye, saw the mouls laid on an honest lad that likit you weel,
- though he made little phrase about it."
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck, beaten from the pride of his affected cynicism, would not
- willingly have had any one by on that occasion to quote to him his
- favourite maxims of the Stoic philosophy. The large drops fell fast from
- his own eyes, as he begged the father, who was now melted at recollecting
- the bravery and generous sentiments of his son, to forbear useless
- sorrow, and led him by the arm towards his own home, where another scene
- awaited our Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- As he entered, the first person whom he beheld was Lord Glenallan. Mutual
- surprise was in their countenances as they saluted each other&mdash;with
- haughty reserve on the part of Mr. Oldbuck, and embarrassment on that of
- the Earl.
-</p>
-<p>
- "My Lord Glenallan, I think?" said Mr. Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes&mdash;much changed from what he was when he knew Mr. Oldbuck."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I do not mean," said the Antiquary, "to intrude upon your lordship&mdash;I
- only came to see this distressed family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you have found one, sir, who has still greater claims on your
- compassion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My compassion? Lord Glenallan cannot need my compassion. If Lord
- Glenallan could need it, I think he would hardly ask it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Our former acquaintance," said the Earl&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Is of such ancient date, my lord&mdash;was of such short duration, and was
- connected with circumstances so exquisitely painful, that I think we may
- dispense with renewing it."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, the Antiquary turned away, and left the hut; but Lord
- Glenallan followed him into the open air, and, in spite of a hasty "Good
- morning, my lord," requested a few minutes' conversation, and the favour
- of his advice in an important matter.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your lordship will find many more capable to advise you, my lord, and by
- whom your intercourse will be deemed an honour. For me, I am a man
- retired from business and the world, and not very fond of raking up the
- past events of my useless life;&mdash;and forgive me if I say, I have
- particular pain in reverting to that period of it when I acted like a
- fool, and your lordship like"&mdash;He stopped short.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Like a villain, you would say," said Lord Glenallan&mdash;"for such I must
- have appeared to you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My lord&mdash;my lord, I have no desire to hear your shrift," said the
- Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, sir, if I can show you that I am more sinned against than sinning&mdash;
- that I have been a man miserable beyond the power of description, and who
- looks forward at this moment to an untimely grave as to a haven of rest,
- you will not refuse the confidence which, accepting your appearance at
- this critical moment as a hint from Heaven, I venture thus to press on
- you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Assuredly, my lord, I shall shun no longer the continuation of this
- extraordinary interview."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I must then recall to you our occasional meetings upwards of twenty
- years since at Knockwinnock Castle,&mdash;and I need not remind you of a lady
- who was then a member of that family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The unfortunate Miss Eveline Neville, my lord; I remember it well."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Towards whom you entertained sentiments"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very different from those with which I before and since have regarded
- her sex. Her gentleness, her docility, her pleasure in the studies which
- I pointed out to her, attached my affections more than became my age
- though that was not then much advanced&mdash;or the solidity of my character.
- But I need not remind your lordship of the various modes in which you
- indulged your gaiety at the expense of an awkward and retired student,
- embarrassed by the expression of feelings so new to him, and I have no
- doubt that the young lady joined you in the well-deserved ridicule&mdash;it is
- the way of womankind. I have spoken at once to the painful circumstances
- of my addresses and their rejection, that your lordship may be satisfied
- everything is full in my memory, and may, so far as I am concerned, tell
- your story without scruple or needless delicacy."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will," said Lord Glenallan. "But first let me say, you do injustice to
- the memory of the gentlest and kindest, as well as to the most unhappy of
- women, to suppose she could make a jest of the honest affection of a man
- like you. Frequently did she blame me, Mr. Oldbuck, for indulging my
- levity at your expense&mdash;may I now presume you will excuse the gay
- freedoms which then offended you?&mdash;my state of mind has never since laid
- me under the necessity of apologizing for the inadvertencies of a light
- and happy temper."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My lord, you are fully pardoned," said Mr. Oldbuck. "You should be
- aware, that, like all others, I was ignorant at the time that I placed
- myself in competition with your lordship, and understood that Miss
- Neville was in a state of dependence which might make her prefer a
- competent independence and the hand of an honest man&mdash;But I am wasting
- time&mdash;I would I could believe that the views entertained towards her by
- others were as fair and honest as mine!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck, you judge harshly."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not without cause, my lord. When I only, of all the magistrates of this
- county&mdash;having neither, like some of them, the honour to be connected
- with your powerful family&mdash;nor, like others, the meanness to fear it,&mdash;
- when I made some inquiry into the manner of Miss Neville's death&mdash;I shake
- you, my lord, but I must be plain&mdash;I do own I had every reason to believe
- that she had met most unfair dealing, and had either been imposed upon by
- a counterfeit marriage, or that very strong measures had been adopted to
- stifle and destroy the evidence of a real union. And I cannot doubt in my
- own mind, that this cruelty on your lordship's part, whether coming of
- your own free will, or proceeding from the influence of the late
- Countess, hurried the unfortunate young lady to the desperate act by
- which her life was terminated."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are deceived, Mr. Oldbuck, into conclusions which are not just,
- however naturally they flow from the circumstances. Believe me, I
- respected you even when I was most embarrassed by your active attempts to
- investigate our family misfortunes. You showed yourself more worthy of
- Miss Neville than I, by the spirit with which you persisted in
- vindicating her reputation even after her death. But the firm belief that
- your well-meant efforts could only serve to bring to light a story too
- horrible to be detailed, induced me to join my unhappy mother in schemes
- to remove or destroy all evidence of the legal union which had taken
- place between Eveline and myself. And now let us sit down on this bank,&mdash;for
- I feel unable to remain longer standing,&mdash;and have the goodness to
- listen to the extraordinary discovery which I have this day made."
-</p>
-<p>
- They sate down accordingly; and Lord Glenallan briefly narrated his
- unhappy family history&mdash;his concealed marriage&mdash;the horrible invention by
- which his mother had designed to render impossible that union which had
- already taken place. He detailed the arts by which the Countess, having
- all the documents relative to Miss Neville's birth in her hands, had
- produced those only relating to a period during which, for family
- reasons, his father had consented to own that young lady as his natural
- daughter, and showed how impossible it was that he could either suspect
- or detect the fraud put upon him by his mother, and vouched by the oaths
- of her attendants, Teresa and Elspeth. "I left my paternal mansion," he
- concluded, "as if the furies of hell had driven me forth, and travelled
- with frantic velocity I knew not whither. Nor have I the slightest
- recollection of what I did or whither I went, until I was discovered by
- my brother. I will not trouble you with an account of my sick-bed and
- recovery, or how, long afterwards, I ventured to inquire after the sharer
- of my misfortunes, and heard that her despair had found a dreadful remedy
- for all the ills of life. The first thing that roused me to thought was
- hearing of your inquiries into this cruel business; and you will hardly
- wonder, that, believing what I did believe, I should join in those
- expedients to stop your investigation, which my brother and mother had
- actively commenced. The information which I gave them concerning the
- circumstances and witnesses of our private marriage enabled them to
- baffle your zeal. The clergyman, therefore, and witnesses, as persons who
- had acted in the matter only to please the powerful heir of Glenallan,
- were accessible to his promises and threats, and were so provided for,
- that they had no objections to leave this country for another. For
- myself, Mr. Oldbuck," pursued this unhappy man, "from that moment I
- considered myself as blotted out of the book of the living, and as having
- nothing left to do with this world. My mother tried to reconcile me to
- life by every art&mdash;even by intimations which I can now interpret as
- calculated to produce a doubt of the horrible tale she herself had
- fabricated. But I construed all she said as the fictions of maternal
- affection. I will forbear all reproach. She is no more&mdash;and, as her
- wretched associate said, she knew not how the dart was poisoned, or how
- deep it must sink, when she threw it from her hand. But, Mr. Oldbuck, if
- ever, during these twenty years, there crawled upon earth a living being
- deserving of your pity, I have been that man. My food has not nourished
- me&mdash;my sleep has not refreshed me&mdash;my devotions have not comforted me&mdash;all
- that is cheering and necessary to man has been to me converted into
- poison. The rare and limited intercourse which I have held with others
- has been most odious to me. I felt as if I were bringing the
- contamination of unnatural and inexpressible guilt among the gay and the
- innocent. There have been moments when I had thoughts of another
- description&mdash;to plunge into the adventures of war, or to brave the
- dangers of the traveller in foreign and barbarous climates&mdash;to mingle in
- political intrigue, or to retire to the stern seclusion of the anchorites
- of our religion;&mdash;all these are thoughts which have alternately passed
- through my mind, but each required an energy, which was mine no longer,
- after the withering stroke I had received. I vegetated on as I could in
- the same spot&mdash;fancy, feeling, judgment, and health, gradually decaying,
- like a tree whose bark has been destroyed,&mdash;when first the blossoms fade,
- then the boughs, until its state resembles the decayed and dying trunk
- that is now before you. Do you now pity and forgive me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "My lord," answered the Antiquary, much affected, "my pity&mdash;my
- forgiveness, you have not to ask, for your dismal story is of itself not
- only an ample excuse for whatever appeared mysterious in your conduct,
- but a narrative that might move your worst enemies (and I, my lord, was
- never of the number) to tears and to sympathy. But permit me to ask what
- you now mean to do, and why you have honoured me, whose opinion can be of
- little consequence, with your confidence on this occasion?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mr. Oldbuck," answered the Earl, "as I could never have foreseen the
- nature of that confession which I have heard this day, I need not say
- that I had no formed plan of consulting you, or any one, upon affairs the
- tendency of which I could not even have suspected. But I am without
- friends, unused to business, and, by long retirement, unacquainted alike
- with the laws of the land and the habits of the living generation; and
- when, most unexpectedly, I find myself immersed in the matters of which I
- know least, I catch, like a drowning man, at the first support that
- offers. You are that support, Mr. Oldbuck. I have always heard you
- mentioned as a man of wisdom and intelligence&mdash;I have known you myself as
- a man of a resolute and independent spirit;&mdash;and there is one
- circumstance," said he, "which ought to combine us in some degree&mdash;our
- having paid tribute to the same excellence of character in poor Eveline.
- You offered yourself to me in my need, and you were already acquainted
- with the beginning of my misfortunes. To you, therefore, I have recourse
- for advice, for sympathy, for support."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You shall seek none of them in vain, my lord," said Oldbuck, "so far as
- my slender ability extends;&mdash;and I am honoured by the preference, whether
- it arises from choice, or is prompted by chance. But this is a matter to
- be ripely considered. May I ask what are your principal views at
- present?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "To ascertain the fate of my child," said the Earl, "be the consequences
- what they may, and to do justice to the honour of Eveline, which I have
- only permitted to be suspected to avoid discovery of the yet more
- horrible taint to which I was made to believe it liable."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And the memory of your mother?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Must bear its own burden," answered the Earl with a sigh: "better that
- she were justly convicted of deceit, should that be found necessary, than
- that others should be unjustly accused of crimes so much more dreadful."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then, my lord," said Oldbuck, "our first business must be to put the
- information of the old woman, Elspeth, into a regular and authenticated
- form."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That," said Lord Glenallan, "will be at present, I fear, impossible. She
- is exhausted herself, and surrounded by her distressed family. To-morrow,
- perhaps, when she is alone&mdash;and yet I doubt, from her imperfect sense of
- right and wrong, whether she would speak out in any one's presence but my
- own. I am too sorely fatigued."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then, my lord," said the Antiquary, whom the interest of the moment
- elevated above points of expense and convenience, which had generally
- more than enough of weight with him, "I would propose to your lordship,
- instead of returning, fatigued as you are, so far as to Glenallan House,
- or taking the more uncomfortable alternative of going to a bad inn at
- Fairport, to alarm all the busybodies of the town&mdash;I would propose, I
- say, that you should be my guest at Monkbarns for this night. By
- to-morrow these poor people will have renewed their out-of-doors
- vocation&mdash;for sorrow with them affords no respite from labour,&mdash;and we
- will visit the old woman Elspeth alone, and take down her examination."
-</p>
-<p>
- After a formal apology for the encroachment, Lord Glenallan agreed to go
- with him, and underwent with patience in their return home the whole
- history of John of the Girnel, a legend which Mr. Oldbuck was never known
- to spare any one who crossed his threshold.
-</p>
-<p>
- The arrival of a stranger of such note, with two saddle-horses and a
- servant in black, which servant had holsters on his saddle-bow, and a
- coronet upon the holsters, created a general commotion in the house of
- Monkbarns. Jenny Rintherout, scarce recovered from the hysterics which
- she had taken on hearing of poor Steenie's misfortune, chased about the
- turkeys and poultry, cackled and screamed louder than they did, and ended
- by killing one-half too many. Miss Griselda made many wise reflections on
- the hot-headed wilfulness of her brother, who had occasioned such
- devastation, by suddenly bringing in upon them a papist nobleman. And she
- ventured to transmit to Mr. Blattergowl some hint of the unusual
- slaughter which had taken place in the <i>basse-cour,</i> which brought the
- honest clergyman to inquire how his friend Monkbarns had got home, and
- whether he was not the worse of being at the funeral, at a period so near
- the ringing of the bell for dinner, that the Antiquary had no choice left
- but to invite him to stay and bless the meat. Miss M'Intyre had on her
- part some curiosity to see this mighty peer, of whom all had heard, as an
- eastern caliph or sultan is heard of by his subjects, and felt some
- degree of timidity at the idea of encountering a person, of whose
- unsocial habits and stern manners so many stories were told, that her
- fear kept at least pace with her curiosity. The aged housekeeper was no
- less flustered and hurried in obeying the numerous and contradictory
- commands of her mistress, concerning preserves, pastry and fruit, the
- mode of marshalling and dishing the dinner, the necessity of not
- permitting the melted butter to run to oil, and the danger of allowing
- Juno&mdash;who, though formally banished from the parlour, failed not to
- maraud about the out-settlements of the family&mdash;to enter the kitchen.
-</p>
-<p>
- The only inmate of Monkbarns who remained entirely indifferent on this
- momentous occasion was Hector M'Intyre, who cared no more for an Earl
- than he did for a commoner, and who was only interested in the unexpected
- visit, as it might afford some protection against his uncle's
- displeasure, if he harboured any, for his not attending the funeral, and
- still more against his satire upon the subject of his gallant but
- unsuccessful single combat with the <i>phoca,</i> or seal.
-</p>
-<p>
- To these, the inmates of his household, Oldbuck presented the Earl of
- Glenallan, who underwent, with meek and subdued civility, the prosing
- speeches of the honest divine, and the lengthened apologies of Miss
- Griselda Oldbuck, which her brother in vain endeavoured to abridge.
- Before the dinner hour, Lord Glenallan requested permission to retire a
- while to his chamber. Mr. Oldbuck accompanied his guest to the Green
- Room, which had been hastily prepared for his reception. He looked around
- with an air of painful recollection.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think," at length he observed, "I think, Mr. Oldbuck, that I have been
- in this apartment before."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, my lord," answered Oldbuck, "upon occasion of an excursion hither
- from Knockwinnock&mdash;and since we are upon a subject so melancholy, you may
- perhaps remember whose taste supplied these lines from Chaucer, which now
- form the motto of the tapestry."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I guess", said the Earl, "though I cannot recollect. She excelled me,
- indeed, in literary taste and information, as in everything else; and it
- is one of the mysterious dispensations of Providence, Mr. Oldbuck, that a
- creature so excellent in mind and body should have been cut off in so
- miserable a manner, merely from her having formed a fatal attachment to
- such a wretch as I am."
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck did not attempt an answer to this burst of the grief which
- lay ever nearest to the heart of his guest, but, pressing Lord
- Glenallan's hand with one of his own, and drawing the other across his
- shaggy eyelashes, as if to brush away a mist that intercepted his sight,
- he left the Earl at liberty to arrange himself previous to dinner.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0014"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FOURTEENTH
-</h2>
-<pre>
- &mdash;Life, with you,
- Glows in the brain and dances in the arteries;
- 'Tis like the wine some joyous guest hath quaffed,
- That glads the heart and elevates the fancy:
- Mine is the poor residuum of the cup,
- Vapid, and dull, and tasteless, only soiling,
- With its base dregs, the vessel that contains it.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Now, only think what a man my brother is, Mr. Blattergowl, for a wise
- man and a learned man, to bring this Yerl into our house without speaking
- a word to a body! And there's the distress of thae Mucklebackits&mdash;we
- canna get a fin o' fish&mdash;and we hae nae time to send ower to Fairport for
- beef, and the mutton's but new killed&mdash;and that silly fliskmahoy, Jenny
- Rintherout, has taen the exies, and done naething but laugh and greet,
- the skirl at the tail o' the guffaw, for twa days successfully&mdash;and now
- we maun ask that strange man, that's as grand and as grave as the Yerl
- himsell, to stand at the sideboard! and I canna gang into the kitchen to
- direct onything, for he's hovering there, making some pousowdie* for my
- Lord, for he doesna eat like ither folk neither&mdash;And how to sort the
- strange servant man at dinner time&mdash;I am sure, Mr. Blattergowl,
- a'thegither, it passes my judgment."
-</p>
-<p>
- * <i>Pousowdie,</i>&mdash;Miscellaneous mess.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Truly, Miss Griselda," replied the divine, "Monkbarns was inconsiderate.
- He should have taen a day to see the invitation, as they do wi' the
- titular's condescendence in the process of valuation and sale. But the
- great man could not have come on a sudden to ony house in this parish
- where he could have been better served with <i>vivers</i>&mdash;that I must say&mdash;and
- also that the steam from the kitchen is very gratifying to my
- nostrils;&mdash;and if ye have ony household affairs to attend to, Mrs.
- Griselda, never make a stranger of me&mdash;I can amuse mysell very weel with
- the larger copy of Erskine's Institutes."
-</p>
-<p>
- And taking down from the window-seat that amusing folio, (the Scottish
- Coke upon Littleton), he opened it, as if instinctively, at the tenth
- title of Book Second, "of Teinds or Tythes," and was presently deeply
- wrapped up in an abstruse discussion concerning the temporality of
- benefices.
-</p>
-<p>
- The entertainment, about which Miss Oldbuck expressed so much anxiety,
- was at length placed upon the table; and the Earl of Glenallan, for the
- first time since the date of his calamity, sat at a stranger's board,
- surrounded by strangers. He seemed to himself like a man in a dream, or
- one whose brain was not fully recovered from the effects of an
- intoxicating potion. Relieved, as he had that morning been, from the
- image of guilt which had so long haunted his imagination, he felt his
- sorrows as a lighter and more tolerable load, but was still unable to
- take any share in the conversation that passed around him. It was,
- indeed, of a cast very different from that which he had been accustomed
- to. The bluntness of Oldbuck, the tiresome apologetic harangues of his
- sister, the pedantry of the divine, and the vivacity of the young
- soldier, which savoured much more of the camp than of the court, were all
- new to a nobleman who had lived in a retired and melancholy state for so
- many years, that the manners of the world seemed to him equally strange
- and unpleasing. Miss M'Intyre alone, from the natural politeness and
- unpretending simplicity of her manners, appeared to belong to that class
- of society to which he had been accustomed in his earlier and better
- days.
-</p>
-<p>
- Nor did Lord Glenallan's deportment less surprise the company. Though a
- plain but excellent family-dinner was provided (for, as Mr. Blattergowl
- had justly said, it was impossible to surprise Miss Griselda when her
- larder was empty), and though the Antiquary boasted his best port, and
- assimilated it to the Falernian of Horace, Lord Glenallan was proof to
- the allurements of both. His servant placed before him a small mess of
- vegetables, that very dish, the cooking of which had alarmed Miss
- Griselda, arranged with the most minute and scrupulous neatness. He ate
- sparingly of these provisions; and a glass of pure water, sparkling from
- the fountain-head, completed his repast. Such, his servant said, had been
- his lordship's diet for very many years, unless upon the high festivals
- of the Church, or when company of the first rank were entertained at
- Glenallan House, when he relaxed a little in the austerity of his diet,
- and permitted himself a glass or two of wine. But at Monkbarns, no
- anchoret could have made a more simple and scanty meal.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary was a gentleman, as we have seen, in feeling, but blunt and
- careless in expression, from the habit of living with those before whom
- he had nothing to suppress. He attacked his noble guest without scruple
- on the severity of his regimen.
-</p>
-<p>
- "A few half-cold greens and potatoes&mdash;a glass of ice-cold water to wash
- them down&mdash;antiquity gives no warrant for it, my lord. This house used to
- be accounted a <i>hospitium,</i> a place of retreat for Christians; but your
- lordship's diet is that of a heathen Pythagorean, or Indian Bramin&mdash;nay,
- more severe than either, if you refuse these fine apples."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am a Catholic, you are aware," said Lord Glenallan, wishing to escape
- from the discussion, "and you know that our church"&mdash;&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lays down many rules of mortification," proceeded the dauntless
- Antiquary; "but I never heard that they were quite so rigorously
- practised&mdash;Bear witness my predecessor, John of the Girnel, or the jolly
- Abbot, who gave his name to this apple, my lord."
-</p>
-<p>
- And as he pared the fruit, in spite of his sister's "O fie, Monkbarns!"
- and the prolonged cough of the minister, accompanied by a shake of his
- huge wig, the Antiquary proceeded to detail the intrigue which had given
- rise to the fame of the abbot's apple with more slyness and
- circumstantiality than was at all necessary. His jest (as may readily be
- conceived) missed fire, for this anecdote of conventual gallantry failed
- to produce the slightest smile on the visage of the Earl. Oldbuck then
- took up the subject of Ossian, Macpherson, and Mac-Cribb; but Lord
- Glenallan had never so much as heard of any of the three, so little
- conversant had he been with modern literature. The conversation was now
- in some danger of flagging, or of falling into the hands of Mr.
- Blattergowl, who had just pronounced the formidable word, "teind-free,"
- when the subject of the French Revolution was started&mdash;a political event
- on which Lord Glenallan looked with all the prejudiced horror of a
- bigoted Catholic and zealous aristocrat. Oldbuck was far from carrying
- his detestation of its principles to such a length.
-</p>
-<p>
- "There were many men in the first Constituent Assembly," he said, "who
- held sound Whiggish doctrines, and were for settling the Constitution
- with a proper provision for the liberties of the people. And if a set of
- furious madmen were now in possession of the government, it was," he
- continued, "what often happened in great revolutions, where extreme
- measures are adopted in the fury of the moment, and the State resembles
- an agitated pendulum which swings from side to side for some time ere it
- can acquire its due and perpendicular station. Or it might be likened to
- a storm or hurricane, which, passing over a region, does great damage in
- its passage, yet sweeps away stagnant and unwholesome vapours, and
- repays, in future health and fertility, its immediate desolation and
- ravage."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Earl shook his head; but having neither spirit nor inclination for
- debate, he suffered the argument to pass uncontested.
-</p>
-<p>
- This discussion served to introduce the young soldier's experiences; and
- he spoke of the actions in which he, had been engaged, with modesty, and
- at the same time with an air of spirit and zeal which delighted the Earl,
- who had been bred up, like others of his house, in the opinion that the
- trade of arms was the first duty of man, and believed that to employ them
- against the French was a sort of holy warfare.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What would I give," said he apart to Oldbuck, as they rose to join the
- ladies in the drawing-room, "what would I give to have a son of such
- spirit as that young gentleman!&mdash;He wants something of address and
- manner, something of polish, which mixing in good society would soon give
- him; but with what zeal and animation he expresses himself&mdash;how fond of
- his profession&mdash;how loud in the praise of others&mdash;how modest when
- speaking of himself!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hector is much obliged to you, my lord," replied his uncle, gratified,
- yet not so much so as to suppress his consciousness of his own mental
- superiority over the young soldier; "I believe in my heart nobody ever
- spoke half so much good of him before, except perhaps the sergeant of his
- company, when was wheedling a Highland recruit to enlist with him. He is
- a good lad notwithstanding, although he be not quite the hero your
- lordship supposes him, and although my commendations rather attest the
- kindness than the vivacity of his character. In fact, his high spirit is
- a sort of constitutional vehemence, which attends him in everything he
- sets about, and is often very inconvenient to his friends. I saw him
- to-day engage in an animated contest with a <i>phoca,</i> or seal (<i>sealgh,</i>
- our people more properly call them, retaining the Gothic guttural <i>gh</i>),
- with as much vehemence as if he had fought against Dumourier&mdash;Marry, my
- lord, the <i>phoca</i> had the better, as the said Dumourier had of some other
- folks. And he'll talk with equal if not superior rapture of the good
- behaviour of a pointer bitch, as of the plan of a campaign."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He shall have full permission to sport over my grounds," said the Earl,
- "if he is so fond of that exercise."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You will bind him to you, my lord," said Monkbarns, "body and soul: give
- him leave to crack off his birding-piece at a poor covey of partridges or
- moor-fowl, and he's yours for ever&mdash;I will enchant him by the
- intelligence. But O, my lord, that you could have seen my phoenix
- Lovel!&mdash;the very prince and chieftain of the youth of this age; and not
- destitute of spirit neither&mdash;I promise you he gave my termagant kinsman a
- <i>quid pro quo</i>&mdash;a Rowland for his Oliver, as the vulgar say, alluding to
- the two celebrated Paladins of Charlemagne."
-</p>
-<p>
- After coffee, Lord Glenallan requested a private interview with the
- Antiquary, and was ushered to his library.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I must withdraw you from your own amiable family," he said, "to involve
- you in the perplexities of an unhappy man. You are acquainted with the
- world, from which I have long been banished; for Glenallan House has been
- to me rather a prison than a dwelling, although a prison which I had
- neither fortitude nor spirit to break from."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Let me first ask your lordship," said the Antiquary, "what are your own
- wishes and designs in this matter?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wish most especially," answered Lord Glenallan, "to declare my
- luckless marriage, and to vindicate the reputation of the unhappy
- Eveline&mdash;that is, if you see a possibility of doing so without making
- public the conduct of my mother."
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Suum cuique tribuito,</i>" said the Antiquary; "do right to everyone. The
- memory of that unhappy young lady has too long suffered, and I think it
- might be cleared without further impeaching that of your mother, than by
- letting it be understood in general that she greatly disapproved and
- bitterly opposed the match. All&mdash;forgive me, my lord&mdash;all who ever heard
- of the late Countess of Glenallan, will learn that without much
- surprise."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But you forget one horrible circumstance, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Earl,
- in an agitated voice.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am not aware of it," replied the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The fate of the infant&mdash;its disappearance with the confidential
- attendant of my mother, and the dreadful surmises which may be drawn from
- my conversation with Elspeth."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you would have my free opinion, my lord," answered Mr. Oldbuck, "and
- will not catch too rapidly at it as matter of hope, I would say that it
- is very possible the child yet lives. For thus much I ascertained, by my
- former inquiries concerning the event of that deplorable evening, that a
- child and woman were carried that night from the cottage at the
- Craigburnfoot in a carriage and four by your brother Edward Geraldin
- Neville, whose journey towards England with these companions I traced for
- several stages. I believed then it was a part of the family compact to
- carry a child whom you meant to stigmatize with illegitimacy, out of that
- country where chance might have raised protectors and proofs of its
- rights. But I now think that your brother, having reason, like yourself,
- to believe the child stained with shame yet more indelible, had
- nevertheless withdrawn it, partly from regard to the honour of his house,
- partly from the risk to which it might have been exposed in the
- neighbourhood of the Lady Glenallan."
-</p>
-<p>
- As he spoke, the Earl of Glenallan grew extremely pale, and had nearly
- fallen from his chair.&mdash;The alarmed Antiquary ran hither and thither
- looking for remedies; but his museum, though sufficiently well filled
- with a vast variety of useless matters, contained nothing that could be
- serviceable on the present or any other occasion. As he posted out of the
- room to borrow his sister's salts, he could not help giving a
- constitutional growl of chagrin and wonder at the various incidents which
- had converted his mansion, first into an hospital for a wounded duellist,
- and now into the sick chamber of a dying nobleman. "And yet," said he, "I
- have always kept aloof from the soldiery and the peerage. My
- <i>coenobitium</i> has only next to be made a lying-in hospital, and then, I
- trow, the transformation will be complete."
-</p>
-<p>
- When he returned with the remedy, Lord Glenallan was much better. The new
- and unexpected light which Mr. Oldbuck had thrown upon the melancholy
- history of his family had almost overpowered him. "You think, then, Mr.
- Oldbuck&mdash;for you are capable of thinking, which I am not&mdash;you think,
- then, that it is possible&mdash;that is, not impossible&mdash;my child may yet
- live?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think," said the Antiquary, "it is impossible that it could come to
- any violent harm through your brother's means. He was known to be a gay
- and dissipated man, but not cruel nor dishonourable; nor is it possible,
- that, if he had intended any foul play, he would have placed himself so
- forward in the charge of the infant, as I will prove to your lordship he
- did."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying, Mr. Oldbuck opened a drawer of the cabinet of his ancestor
- Aldobrand, and produced a bundle of papers tied with a black ribband, and
- labelled,&mdash;Examinations, etc., taken by Jonathan Oldbuck, J. P., upon the
- 18th of February, 17&mdash;; a little under was written, in a small hand,
- <i>Eheu Evelina</i>! The tears dropped fast from the Earl's eyes, as he
- endeavoured, in vain, to unfasten the knot which secured these documents.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your lordship," said Mr. Oldbuck, "had better not read these at present.
- Agitated as you are, and having much business before you, you must not
- exhaust your strength. Your brother's succession is now, I presume, your
- own, and it will be easy for you to make inquiry among his servants and
- retainers, so as to hear where the child is, if, fortunately, it shall be
- still alive."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I dare hardly hope it," said the Earl, with a deep sigh. "Why should my
- brother have been silent to me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nay, my lord, why should he have communicated to your lordship the
- existence of a being whom you must have supposed the offspring of"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Most true&mdash;there is an obvious and a kind reason for his being silent.
- If anything, indeed, could have added to the horror of the ghastly dream
- that has poisoned my whole existence, it must have been the knowledge
- that such a child of misery existed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then," continued the Antiquary, "although it would be rash to conclude,
- at the distance of more than twenty years, that your son must needs be
- still alive because he was not destroyed in infancy, I own I think you
- should instantly set on foot inquiries."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It shall be done," replied Lord Glenallan, catching eagerly at the hope
- held out to him, the first he had nourished for many years;&mdash;"I will
- write to a faithful steward of my father, who acted in the same capacity
- under my brother Neville&mdash;But, Mr. Oldbuck, I am not my brother's heir."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed!&mdash;I am sorry for that, my lord&mdash;it is a noble estate, and the
- ruins of the old castle of Neville's-Burgh alone, which are the most
- superb relics of Anglo-Norman architecture in that part of the country,
- are a possession much to be coveted. I thought your father had no other
- son or near relative."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He had not, Mr. Oldbuck," replied Lord Glenallan; "but my brother
- adopted views in politics, and a form of religion, alien from those which
- had been always held by our house. Our tempers had long differed, nor did
- my unhappy mother always think him sufficiently observant to her. In
- short, there was a family quarrel, and my brother, whose property was at
- his own free disposal, availed himself of the power vested in him to
- choose a stranger for his heir. It is a matter which never struck me as
- being of the least consequence&mdash;for if worldly possessions could
- alleviate misery, I have enough and to spare. But now I shall regret it,
- if it throws any difficulty in the way of our inquiries&mdash;and I bethink me
- that it may; for in case of my having a lawful son of my body, and my
- brother dying without issue, my father's possessions stood entailed upon
- my son. It is not therefore likely that this heir, be he who he may, will
- afford us assistance in making a discovery which may turn out so much to
- his own prejudice."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And in all probability the steward your lordship mentions is also in his
- service," said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is most likely; and the man being a Protestant&mdash;how far it is safe to
- entrust him"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I should hope, my lord," said Oldbuck gravely, "that a Protestant may be
- as trustworthy as a Catholic. I am doubly interested in the Protestant
- faith, my lord. My ancestor, Aldobrand Oldenbuck, printed the celebrated
- Confession of Augsburg, as I can show by the original edition now in this
- house."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have not the least doubt of what you say, Mr. Oldbuck," replied the
- Earl, "nor do I speak out of bigotry or intolerance; but probably the
- Protestant steward will favour the Protestant heir rather than the
- Catholic&mdash;if, indeed, my son has been bred in his father's faith&mdash;or,
- alas! if indeed he yet lives."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We must look close into this," said Oldbuck, "before committing
- ourselves. I have a literary friend at York, with whom I have long
- corresponded on the subject of the Saxon horn that is preserved in the
- Minster there; we interchanged letters for six years, and have only as
- yet been able to settle the first line of the inscription. I will write
- forthwith to this gentleman, Dr. Dryasdust, and be particular in my
- inquiries concerning the character, etc., of your brother's heir, of the
- gentleman employed in his affairs, and what else may be likely to further
- your lordship's inquiries. In the meantime your lordship will collect the
- evidence of the marriage, which I hope can still be recovered?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Unquestionably," replied the Earl: "the witnesses, who were formerly
- withdrawn from your research, are still living. My tutor, who solemnized
- the marriage, was provided for by a living in France, and has lately
- returned to this country as an emigrant, a victim of his zeal for
- loyalty, legitimacy, and religion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That's one lucky consequence of the French, revolution, my lord&mdash;you
- must allow that, at least," said Oldbuck: "but no offence; I will act as
- warmly in your affairs as if I were of your own faith in politics and
- religion. And take my advice&mdash;If you want an affair of consequence
- properly managed, put it into the hands of an antiquary; for as they are
- eternally exercising their genius and research upon trifles, it is
- impossible they can be baffled in affairs of importance;&mdash;use makes
- perfect&mdash;and the corps that is most frequently drilled upon the parade,
- will be most prompt in its exercise upon the day of battle. And, talking
- upon that subject, I would willingly read to your lordship, in order to
- pass away the time betwixt and supper"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "I beg I may not interfere with family arrangements," said Lord
- Glenallan, "but I never taste anything after sunset."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor I either, my lord," answered his host, "notwithstanding it is said
- to have been the custom of the ancients. But then I dine differently from
- your lordship, and therefore am better enabled to dispense with those
- elaborate entertainments which my womankind (that is, my sister and
- niece, my lord) are apt to place on the table, for the display rather of
- their own house-wifery than the accommodation of our wants. However, a
- broiled bone, or a smoked haddock, or an oyster, or a slice of bacon of
- our own curing, with a toast and a tankard&mdash;or something or other of that
- sort, to close the orifice of the stomach before going to bed, does not
- fall under my restriction, nor, I hope, under your lordship's."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My no-supper is literal, Mr. Oldbuck; but I will attend you at your meal
- with pleasure."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, my lord," replied the Antiquary, "I will endeavour to entertain
- your ears at least, since I cannot banquet your palate. What I am about
- to read to your lordship relates to the upland glens."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lord Glenallan, though he would rather have recurred to the subject of
- his own uncertainties, was compelled to make a sign of rueful civility
- and acquiescence.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary, therefore, took out his portfolio of loose sheets, and
- after premising that the topographical details here laid down were
- designed to illustrate a slight essay upon castrametation, which had been
- read with indulgence at several societies of Antiquaries, he commenced as
- follows: "The subject, my lord, is the hill-fort of Quickens-bog, with
- the site of which your lordship is doubtless familiar&mdash;it is upon your
- store-farm of Mantanner, in the barony of Clochnaben."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think I have heard the names of these places," said the Earl, in
- answer to the Antiquary's appeal.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Heard the name? and the farm brings him six hundred a-year&mdash;O Lord!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Such was the scarce-subdued ejaculation of the Antiquary. But his
- hospitality got the better of his surprise, and he proceeded to read his
- essay with an audible voice, in great glee at having secured a patient,
- and, as he fondly hoped, an interested hearer.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Quickens-bog may at first seem to derive its name from the plant
- <i>Quicken,</i> by which, <i>Scottice,</i> we understand couch-grass, dog-grass, or
- the <i>Triticum repens</i> of Linnaeus, and the common English monosyllable
- <i>Bog,</i> by which we mean, in popular language, a marsh or morass&mdash;in
- Latin, <i>Palus.</i> But it may confound the rash adopters of the more obvious
- etymological derivations, to learn that the couch-grass or dog-grass, or,
- to speak scientifically, the <i>Triticum repens</i> of Linnaeus, does not grow
- within a quarter of a mile of this castrum or hill-fort, whose ramparts
- are uniformly clothed with short verdant turf; and that we must seek a
- bog or <i>palus</i> at a still greater distance, the nearest being that of
- Gird-the-mear, a full half-mile distant. The last syllable, <i>bog,</i> is
- obviously, therefore, a mere corruption of the Saxon <i>Burgh,</i> which we
- find in the various transmutations of <i>Burgh, Burrow, Brough, Bruff,
- Buff,</i> and <i>Boff,</i> which last approaches very near the sound in
- question&mdash;since, supposing the word to have been originally <i>borgh,</i> which is the
- genuine Saxon spelling, a slight change, such as modern organs too often
- make upon ancient sounds, will produce first <i>Bogh,</i> and then, <i>elisa H,</i>
- or compromising and sinking the guttural, agreeable to the common
- vernacular practice, you have either <i>Boff</i> or <i>Bog</i> as it happens. The
- word <i>Quickens</i> requires in like manner to be altered,&mdash;decomposed, as it
- were,&mdash;and reduced to its original and genuine sound, ere we can discern
- its real meaning. By the ordinary exchange of the <i>Qu</i> into <i>Wh,</i>
- familiar to the rudest tyro who has opened a book of old Scottish poetry,
- we gain either Whilkens, or Whichensborgh&mdash;put we may suppose, by way of
- question, as if those who imposed the name, struck with the extreme
- antiquity of the place, had expressed in it an interrogation, To whom did
- this fortress belong?'&mdash;Or, it might be <i>Whackens-burgh,</i> from the Saxon
- <i>Whacken,</i> to strike with the hand, as doubtless the skirmishes near a
- place of such apparent consequence must have legitimated such a
- derivation," etc. etc. etc.
-</p>
-<p>
- I will be more merciful to my readers than Oldbuck was to his guest; for,
- considering his opportunities of gaining patient attention from a person
- of such consequence as Lord Glenallan were not many, he used, or rather
- abused, the present to the uttermost.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0015"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER FIFTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Crabbed age and youth
- Cannot live together:&mdash;
- Youth is full of pleasance,
- Age is full of care;
- Youth like summer morn,
- Age like winter weather;
- Youth like summer brave,
- Age like winter bare.
- Shakspeare.
-</pre>
-<p>
- In the morning of the following day, the Antiquary, who was something of
- a sluggard, was summoned from his bed a full hour earlier than his custom
- by Caxon. "What's the matter now?" he exclaimed, yawning and stretching
- forth his hand to the huge gold repeater, which, bedded upon his India
- silk handkerchief, was laid safe by his pillow&mdash;"what's the matter now,
- Caxon?&mdash;it can't be eight o'clock yet."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, sir,&mdash;but my lord's man sought me out, for he fancies me your
- honour's valley-de-sham,&mdash;and sae I am, there's nae doubt o't, baith your
- honour's and the minister's&mdash;at least ye hae nae other that I ken o'&mdash;and
- I gie a help to Sir Arthur too, but that's mair in the way o' my
- profession."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, well&mdash;never mind that," said the Antiquary&mdash;"happy is he that is
- his own valley-de-sham, as you call it&mdash;But why disturb my morning's
- rest?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, sir, the great man's been up since peep o' day, and he's steered the
- town to get awa an express to fetch his carriage, and it will be here
- briefly, and he wad like to see your honour afore he gaes awa."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gadso!" ejaculated Oldbuck, "these great men use one's house and time as
- if they were their own property. Well, it's once and away. Has Jenny come
- to her senses yet, Caxon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, sir, but just middling," replied the barber; "she's been in a
- swither about the jocolate this morning, and was like to hae toomed it a'
- out into the slap-bason, and drank it hersell in her ecstacies&mdash;but she's
- won ower wi't, wi' the help o' Miss M'Intyre."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then all my womankind are on foot and scrambling, and I must enjoy my
- quiet bed no longer, if I would have a well-regulated house&mdash;Lend me my
- gown. And what are the news at Fairport?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ou, sir, what can they be about but this grand news o' my lord,"
- answered the old man, "that hasna been ower the door-stane, they threep
- to me, for this twenty years&mdash;this grand news of his coming to visit your
- honour?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha!" said Monkbarns; "and what do they say of that, Caxon?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "'Deed, sir, they hae various opinions. Thae fallows, that are the
- democraws, as they ca' them, that are again' the king and the law, and
- hairpowder and dressing o' gentlemen's wigs&mdash;a wheen blackguards&mdash;they
- say he's come doun to speak wi' your honour about bringing doun his hill
- lads and Highland tenantry to break up the meetings of the Friends o' the
- People;&mdash;and when I said your honour never meddled wi' the like o' sic
- things where there was like to be straiks and bloodshed, they said, if ye
- didna, your nevoy did, and that he was weel ken'd to be a kingsman that
- wad fight knee-deep, and that ye were the head and he was the hand, and
- that the Yerl was to bring out the men and the siller."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Come," said the Antiquary, laughing&mdash;"I am glad the war is to cost me
- nothing but counsel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na," said Caxon&mdash;"naebody thinks your honour wad either fight
- yoursell, or gie ony feck o' siller to ony side o' the question."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Umph! well, that's the opinion of the democraws, as you call them&mdash;What
- say the rest o' Fairport?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "In troth," said the candid reporter, "I canna say it's muckle better.
- Captain Coquet, of the volunteers&mdash;that's him that's to be the new
- collector,&mdash;and some of the other gentlemen of the Blue and a' Blue Club,
- are just saying it's no right to let popists, that hae sae mony French
- friends as the Yerl of Glenallan, gang through the country, and&mdash;but your
- honour will maybe be angry?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not I, Caxon," said Oldbuck; "fire away as if you were Captain Coquet's
- whole platoon&mdash;I can stand it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel then, they say, sir, that as ye didna encourage the petition about
- the peace, and wadna petition in favour of the new tax, and as you were
- again' bringing in the yeomanry at the meal mob, but just for settling
- the folk wi' the constables&mdash;they say ye're no a gude friend to
- government; and that thae sort o' meetings between sic a powerfu' man as
- the Yerl, and sic a wise man as you,&mdash;Od they think they suld be lookit
- after; and some say ye should baith be shankit aff till Edinburgh
- Castle."
-</p>
-<p>
- "On my word," said the Antiquary, "I am infinitely obliged to my
- neighbours for their good opinion of me! And so I, that have never
- interfered with their bickerings, but to recommend quiet and moderate
- measures, am given up on both sides as a man very likely to commit high
- treason, either against King or People?&mdash;Give me my coat, Caxon&mdash;give me
- my coat;&mdash;it's lucky I live not in their report. Have you heard anything
- of Taffril and his vessel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Caxon's countenance fell.&mdash;"Na, sir, and the winds hae been high, and
- this is a fearfu' coast to cruise on in thae eastern gales,&mdash;the
- headlands rin sae far out, that a veshel's embayed afore I could sharp a
- razor; and then there's nae harbour or city of refuge on our coast&mdash;a'
- craigs and breakers;&mdash;a veshel that rins ashore wi' us flees asunder like
- the powther when I shake the pluff&mdash;and it's as ill to gather ony o't
- again. I aye tell my daughter thae things when she grows wearied for a
- letter frae Lieutenant Taffril&mdash;It's aye an apology for him. Ye sudna
- blame him, says I, hinny, for ye little ken what may hae happened."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay, Caxon, thou art as good a comforter as a valet-de-chambre.&mdash;Give
- me a white stock, man,&mdash;dye think I can go down with a handkerchief about
- my neck when I have company?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear sir, the Captain says a three-nookit hankercher is the maist
- fashionable overlay, and that stocks belang to your honour and me that
- are auld warld folk. I beg pardon for mentioning us twa thegither, but it
- was what he said."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The Captain's a puppy, and you are a goose, Caxon."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's very like it may be sae," replied the acquiescent barber: "I am
- sure your honour kens best."
-</p>
-<p>
- Before breakfast, Lord Glenallan, who appeared in better spirits than he
- had evinced in the former evening, went particularly through the various
- circumstances of evidence which the exertions of Oldbuck had formerly
- collected; and pointing out the means which he possessed of completing
- the proof of his marriage, expressed his resolution instantly to go
- through the painful task of collecting and restoring the evidence
- concerning the birth of Eveline Neville, which Elspeth had stated to be
- in his mother's possession.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And yet, Mr. Oldbuck," he said, "I feel like a man who receives
- important tidings ere he is yet fully awake, and doubt whether they refer
- to actual life, or are not rather a continuation of his dream. This
- woman&mdash;this Elspeth,&mdash;she is in the extremity of age, and approaching in
- many respects to dotage. Have I not&mdash;it is a hideous question&mdash;have I not
- been hasty in the admission of her present evidence, against that which
- she formerly gave me to a very&mdash;very different purpose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Oldbuck paused a moment, and then answered with firmness&mdash;"No, my
- lord; I cannot think you have any reason to suspect the truth of what she
- has told you last, from no apparent impulse but the urgency of
- conscience. Her confession was voluntary, disinterested, distinct,
- consistent with itself, and with all the other known circumstances of the
- case. I would lose no time, however, in examining and arranging the other
- documents to which she has referred; and I also think her own statement
- should be taken down, if possible in a formal manner. We thought of
- setting about this together. But it will be a relief to your lordship,
- and moreover have a more impartial appearance, were I to attempt the
- investigation alone in the capacity of a magistrate. I will do this&mdash;at
- least I will attempt it, so soon as I shall see her in a favourable state
- of mind to undergo an examination."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lord Glenallan wrung the Antiquary's hand in token of grateful
- acquiescence. "I cannot express to you," he said, "Mr. Oldbuck, how much
- your countenance and cooperation in this dark and most melancholy
- business gives me relief and confidence. I cannot enough applaud myself
- for yielding to the sudden impulse which impelled me, as it were, to drag
- you into my confidence, and which arose from the experience I had
- formerly of your firmness in discharge of your duty as a magistrate, and
- as a friend to the memory of the unfortunate. Whatever the issue of these
- matters may prove,&mdash;and I would fain hope there is a dawn breaking on the
- fortunes of my house, though I shall not live to enjoy its light,&mdash;but
- whatsoever be the issue, you have laid my family and me under the most
- lasting obligation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "My lord," answered the Antiquary, "I must necessarily have the greatest
- respect for your lordship's family, which I am well aware is one of the
- most ancient in Scotland, being certainly derived from Aymer de Geraldin,
- who sat in parliament at Perth, in the reign of Alexander II., and who by
- the less vouched, yet plausible tradition of the country, is said to have
- been descended from the Marmor of Clochnaben. Yet, with all my veneration
- for your ancient descent, I must acknowledge that I find myself still
- more bound to give your lordship what assistance is in my limited power,
- from sincere sympathy with your sorrows, and detestation at the frauds
- which have so long been practised upon you.&mdash;But, my lord, the matin meal
- is, I see, now prepared&mdash;Permit me to show your lordship the way through
- the intricacies of my <i>cenobitium,</i> which is rather a combination of
- cells, jostled oddly together, and piled one upon the top of the other,
- than a regular house. I trust you will make yourself some amends for the
- spare diet of yesterday."
-</p>
-<p>
- But this was no part of Lord Glenallan's system. Having saluted the
- company with the grave and melancholy politeness which distinguished his
- manners, his servant placed before him a slice of toasted bread, with a
- glass of fair water, being the fare on which he usually broke his fast.
- While the morning's meal of the young soldier and the old Antiquary was
- despatched in much more substantial manner, the noise of wheels was
- heard.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your lordship's carriage, I believe," said Oldbuck, stepping to the
- window. "On my word, a handsome <i>quadriga,</i>&mdash;for such, according to the
- best <i>scholium,</i> was the <i>vox signata</i> of the Romans for a chariot which,
- like that of your lordship, was drawn by four horses."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I will venture to say," cried Hector, eagerly gazing from the
- window, "that four handsomer or better-matched bays never were put in
- harness&mdash;What fine forehands!&mdash;what capital chargers they would make!&mdash;
- Might I ask if they are of your lordship's own breeding?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I&mdash;I&mdash;rather believe so," said Lord Glenallan; "but I have been so
- negligent of my domestic matters, that I am ashamed to say I must apply
- to Calvert" (looking at the domestic).
-</p>
-<p>
- "They are of your lordship's own breeding," said Calvert, "got by Mad Tom
- out of Jemina and Yarico, your lordship's brood mares."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Are there more of the set?" said Lord Glenallan.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Two, my lord,&mdash;one rising four, the other five off this grass, both very
- handsome."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then let Dawkins bring them down to Monkbarns to-morrow," said the
- Earl&mdash;"I hope Captain M'Intyre will accept them, if they are at all fit for
- service."
-</p>
-<p>
- Captain M'Intyre's eyes sparkled, and he was profuse in grateful
- acknowledgments; while Oldbuck, on the other hand, seizing the Earl's
- sleeve, endeavoured to intercept a present which boded no good to his
- corn-chest and hay-loft.
-</p>
-<p>
- "My lord&mdash;my lord&mdash;much obliged&mdash;much obliged&mdash;But Hector is a
- pedestrian, and never mounts on horseback in battle&mdash;he is a Highland
- soldier, moreover, and his dress ill adapted for cavalry service. Even
- Macpherson never mounted his ancestors on horseback, though he has the
- impudence to talk of their being car-borne&mdash;and that, my lord, is what is
- running in Hector's head&mdash;it is the vehicular, not the equestrian
- exercise, which he envies&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- Sunt quos curriculo pulverem Olympicum
- Collegisse juvat.
-</pre>
-<p>
- His noddle is running on a curricle, which he has neither money to buy,
- nor skill to drive if he had it; and I assure your lordship, that the
- possession of two such quadrupeds would prove a greater scrape than any
- of his duels, whether with human foe or with my friend the <i>phoca.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You must command us all at present, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Earl
- politely; "but I trust you will not ultimately prevent my gratifying my
- young friend in some way that may afford him pleasure."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Anything useful, my lord," said Oldbuck, "but no <i>curriculum</i>&mdash;I protest
- he might as rationally propose to keep a <i>quadriga</i> at once&mdash;And now I
- think of it, what is that old post-chaise from Fairport come jingling
- here for?&mdash;I did not send for it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>I</i> did, sir," said Hector, rather sulkily, for he was not much
- gratified by his uncle's interference to prevent the Earl's intended
- generosity, nor particularly inclined to relish either the disparagement
- which he cast upon his skill as a charioteer, or the mortifying allusion
- to his bad success in the adventures of the duel and the seal.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You did, sir?" echoed the Antiquary, in answer to his concise
- information. "And pray, what may be your business with a post-chaise? Is
- this splendid equipage&mdash;this <i>biga,</i> as I may call it&mdash;to serve for an
- introduction to a <i>quadriga</i> or a <i>curriculum</i>?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Really, sir," replied the young soldier, "if it be necessary to give you
- such a specific explanation, I am going to Fairport on a little
- business."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Will you permit me to inquire into the nature of that business, Hector?"
- answered his uncle, who loved the exercise of a little brief authority
- over his relative. "I should suppose any regimental affairs might be
- transacted by your worthy deputy the sergeant&mdash;an honest gentleman, who
- is so good as to make Monkbarns his home since his arrival among us&mdash;I
- should, I say, suppose that he may transact any business of yours,
- without your spending a day's pay on two dog-horses, and such a
- combination of rotten wood, cracked glass, and leather&mdash;such a skeleton
- of a post-chaise, as that before the door."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is not regimental business, sir, that calls me; and, since you insist
- upon knowing, I must inform you Caxon has brought word this morning that
- old Ochiltree, the beggar, is to be brought up for examination to-day,
- previous to his being committed for trial; and I'm going to see that the
- poor old fellow gets fair play&mdash;that's all."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay?&mdash;I heard something of this, but could not think it serious. And
- pray, Captain Hector, who are so ready to be every man's second on all
- occasions of strife, civil or military, by land, by water, or on the
- sea-beach, what is your especial concern with old Edie Ochiltree?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He was a soldier in my father's company, sir," replied Hector; "and
- besides, when I was about to do a very foolish thing one day, he
- interfered to prevent me, and gave me almost as much good advice, sir, as
- you could have done yourself."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And with the same good effect, I dare be sworn for it&mdash;eh, Hector?&mdash;
- Come, confess it was thrown away."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed it was, sir; but I see no reason that my folly should make me
- less grateful for his intended kindness."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bravo, Hector! that's the most sensible thing I ever heard you say. But
- always tell me your plans without reserve,&mdash;why, I will go with you
- myself, man. I am sure the old fellow is not guilty, and I will assist
- him in such a scrape much more effectually than you can do. Besides, it
- will save thee half-a-guinea, my lad&mdash;a consideration which I heartily
- pray you to have more frequently before your eyes."
-</p>
-<p>
- Lord Glenallan's politeness had induced him to turn away and talk with
- the ladies, when the dispute between the uncle and nephew appeared to
- grow rather too animated to be fit for the ear of a stranger, but the
- Earl mingled again in the conversation when the placable tone of the
- Antiquary expressed amity. Having received a brief account of the
- mendicant, and of the accusation brought against him, which Oldbuck did
- not hesitate to ascribe to the malice of Dousterswivel, Lord Glenallan
- asked, whether the individual in question had not been a soldier
- formerly?&mdash;He was answered in the affirmative.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Had he not," continued his Lordship, "a coarse blue coat, or gown, with
- a badge?&mdash;was he not a tall, striking-looking old man, with grey beard
- and hair, who kept his body remarkably erect, and talked with an air of
- ease and independence, which formed a strong contrast to his profession?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "All this is an exact picture of the man," refumed Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, then," continued Lord Glenallan, "although I fear I can be of no
- use to him in his present condition, yet I owe him a debt of gratitude
- for being the first person who brought me some tidings of the utmost
- importance. I would willingly offer him a place of comfortable
- retirement, when he is extricated from his present situation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I fear, my lord," said Oldbuck, "he would have difficulty in reconciling
- his vagrant habits to the acceptance of your bounty, at least I know the
- experiment has been tried without effect. To beg from the public at large
- he considers as independence, in comparison to drawing his whole support
- from the bounty of an individual. He is so far a true philosopher, as to
- be a contemner of all ordinary rules of hours and times. When he is
- hungry he eats; when thirsty he drinks; when weary he sleeps; and with
- such indifference with respect to the means and appliances about which we
- make a fuss, that I suppose he was never ill dined or ill lodged in his
- life. Then he is, to a certain extent, the oracle of the district through
- which he travels&mdash;their genealogist, their newsman, their master of the
- revels, their doctor at a pinch, or their divine;&mdash;I promise you he has
- too many duties, and is too zealous in performing them, to be easily
- bribed to abandon his calling. But I should be truly sorry if they sent
- the poor light-hearted old man to lie for weeks in a jail. I am convinced
- the confinement would break his heart."
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus finished the conference. Lord Glenallan, having taken leave of the
- ladies, renewed his offer to Captain M'Intyre of the freedom of his
- manors for sporting, which was joyously accepted.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I can only add," he said, "that if your spirits are not liable to be
- damped by dull company, Glenallan House is at all times open to you. On
- two days of the week, Friday and Saturday, I keep my apartment, which
- will be rather a relief to you, as you will be left to enjoy the society
- of my almoner, Mr. Gladsmoor, who is a scholar and a man of the world."
-</p>
-<p>
- Hector, his heart exulting at the thoughts of ranging through the
- preserves of Glenallan House, and over the well-protected moors of
- Clochnaben&mdash;nay, joy of joys! the deer-forest of Strath-Bonnel&mdash;made many
- acknowledgements of the honour and gratitude he felt. Mr. Oldbuck was
- sensible of the Earl's attention to his nephew; Miss M'Intyre was pleased
- because her brother was gratified; and Miss Griselda Oldbuck looked
- forward with glee to the potting of whole bags of moorfowl and
- black-game, of which Mr. Blattergowl was a professed admirer. Thus,&mdash;
- which is always the case when a man of rank leaves a private family where
- he has studied to appear obliging,&mdash;all were ready to open in praise of
- the Earl as soon as he had taken his leave, and was wheeled off in his
- chariot by the four admired bays. But the panegyric was cut short, for
- Oldbuck and his nephew deposited themselves in the Fairport hack, which,
- with one horse trotting, and the other urged to a canter, creaked,
- jingled, and hobbled towards that celebrated seaport, in a manner that
- formed a strong contrast to the rapidity and smoothness with which Lord
- Glenallan's equipage had seemed to vanish from their eyes.
-</p>
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-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SIXTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Yes! I love justice well&mdash;as well as you do&mdash;
- But since the good dame's blind, she shall excuse me
- If, time and reason fitting, I prove dumb;&mdash;
- The breath I utter now shall be no means
- To take away from me my breath in future.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- By dint of charity from the town's-people in aid of the load of
- provisions he had brought with him into durance, Edie Ochiltree had
- passed a day or two's confinement without much impatience, regretting his
- want of freedom the less, as the weather proved broken and rainy.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The prison," he said, "wasna sae dooms bad a place as it was ca'd. Ye
- had aye a good roof ower your head to fend aff the weather, and, if the
- windows werena glazed, it was the mair airy and pleasant for the summer
- season. And there were folk enow to crack wi', and he had bread eneugh to
- eat, and what need he fash himsell about the rest o't?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The courage of our philosophical mendicant began, however, to abate, when
- the sunbeams shone fair on the rusty bars of his grated dungeon, and a
- miserable linnet, whose cage some poor debtor had obtained permission to
- attach to the window, began to greet them with his whistle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye're in better spirits than I am," said Edie, addressing the bird, "for
- I can neither whistle nor sing for thinking o' the bonny burnsides and
- green shaws that I should hae been dandering beside in weather like this.
- But hae&mdash;there's some crumbs t'ye, an ye are sae merry; and troth ye hae
- some reason to sing an ye kent it, for your cage comes by nae faut o'
- your ain, and I may thank mysell that I am closed up in this weary
- place."
-</p>
-<p>
- Ochiltree's soliloquy was disturbed by a peace-officer, who came to
- summon him to attend the magistrate. So he set forth in awful procession
- between two poor creatures, neither of them so stout as he was himself,
- to be conducted into the presence of inquisitorial justice. The people,
- as the aged prisoner was led along by his decrepit guards, exclaimed to
- each other, "Eh! see sic a grey-haired man as that is, to have committed
- a highway robbery, wi' ae fit in the grave!"&mdash;And the children
- congratulated the officers, objects of their alternate dread and sport,
- Puggie Orrock and Jock Ormston, on having a prisoner as old as
- themselves.
-</p>
-<p>
- Thus marshalled forward, Edie was presented (by no means for the first
- time) before the worshipful Bailie Littlejohn, who, contrary to what his
- name expressed, was a tall portly magistrate, on whom corporation crusts
- had not been conferred in vain. He was a zealous loyalist of that zealous
- time, somewhat rigorous and peremptory in the execution of his duty, and
- a good deal inflated with the sense of his own power and importance;&mdash;otherwise
- an honest, well-meaning, and useful citizen.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bring him in! bring him in!" he exclaimed. "Upon my word these are awful
- and unnatural times! the very bedesmen and retainers of his Majesty are
- the first to break his laws. Here has been an old Blue-Gown committing
- robbery&mdash;I suppose the next will reward the royal charity which supplies
- him with his garb, pension, and begging license, by engaging in
- high-treason, or sedition at least&mdash;But bring him in."
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie made his obeisance, and then stood, as usual, firm and erect, with
- the side of his face turned a little upward, as if to catch every word
- which the magistrate might address to him. To the first general
- questions, which respected only his name and calling, the mendicant
- answered with readiness and accuracy; but when the magistrate, having
- caused his clerk to take down these particulars, began to inquire
- whereabout the mendicant was on the night when Dousterswivel met with his
- misfortune, Edie demurred to the motion. "Can ye tell me now, Bailie, you
- that understands the law, what gude will it do me to answer ony o' your
- questions?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Good?&mdash;no good certainly, my friend, except that giving a true account
- of yourself, if you are innocent, may entitle me to set you at liberty."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But it seems mair reasonable to me now, that you, Bailie, or anybody
- that has anything to say against me, should prove my guilt, and no to be
- bidding me prove my innocence."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I don't sit here," answered the magistrate, "to dispute points of law
- with you. I ask you, if you choose to answer my question, whether you
- were at Ringan Aikwood, the forester's, upon the day I have specified?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Really, sir, I dinna feel myself called on to remember," replied the
- cautious bedesman.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Or whether, in the course of that day or night," continued the
- magistrate, "you saw Steven, or Steenie, Mucklebackit?&mdash;you knew him, I
- suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, brawlie did I ken Steenie, puir fallow," replied the prisoner;&mdash;"but
- I canna condeshend on ony particular time I have seen him lately."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Were you at the ruins of St. Ruth any time in the course of that
- evening?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bailie Littlejohn," said the mendicant, "if it be your honour's
- pleasure, we'll cut a lang tale short, and I'll just tell ye, I am no
- minded to answer ony o' thae questions&mdash;I'm ower auld a traveller to let
- my tongue bring me into trouble."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Write down," said the magistrate, "that he declines to answer all
- interrogatories, in respect that by telling the truth he might be brought
- to trouble."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na," said Ochiltree, "I'll no hae that set down as ony part o' my
- answer&mdash;but I just meant to say, that in a' my memory and practice, I
- never saw ony gude come o' answering idle questions."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Write down," said the Bailie, "that, being acquainted with judicial
- interrogatories by long practice, and having sustained injury by
- answering questions put to him on such occasions, the declarant refuses."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Na, na, Bailie," reiterated Edie, "ye are no to come in on me that gait
- neither."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dictate the answer yourself then, friend," said the magistrate, "and the
- clerk will take it down from your own mouth."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay," said Edie&mdash;"that's what I ca' fair play; I'se do that without
- loss o' time. Sae, neighbour, ye may just write down, that Edie
- Ochiltree, the declarant, stands up for the liberty&mdash;na, I maunna say
- that neither&mdash;I am nae liberty-boy&mdash;I hae fought again' them in the riots
- in Dublin&mdash;besides, I have ate the King's bread mony a day. Stay, let me
- see. Ay&mdash;write that Edie Ochiltree, the Blue-Gown, stands up for the
- prerogative&mdash;(see that ye spell that word right&mdash;it's a lang ane)&mdash;for
- the prerogative of the subjects of the land, and winna answer a single
- word that sall be asked at him this day, unless he sees a reason fort.
- Put down that, young man."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then, Edie," said the magistrate, "since you will give no information on
- the subject, I must send you back to prison till you shall be delivered
- in due course of law."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, sir, if it's Heaven's will and man's will, nae doubt I maun
- submit," replied the mendicant. "I hae nae great objection to the prison,
- only that a body canna win out o't; and if it wad please you as weel,
- Bailie, I wad gie you my word to appear afore the Lords at the Circuit,
- or in ony other coart ye like, on ony day ye are pleased to appoint."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I rather think, my good friend," answered Bailie Littlejohn, "your word
- might be a slender security where your neck may be in some danger. I am
- apt to think you would suffer the pledge to be forfeited. If you could
- give me sufficient security, indeed"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- At this moment the Antiquary and Captain M'Intyre entered the
- apartment.&mdash;"Good morning to you, gentlemen," said the magistrate; "you find me
- toiling in my usual vocation&mdash;looking after the iniquities of the
- people&mdash;labouring for the <i>respublica,</i> Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;serving the King our
- master, Captain M'Intyre,&mdash;for I suppose you know I have taken up the
- sword?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is one of the emblems of justice, doubtless," answered the
- Antiquary;&mdash;"but I should have thought the scales would have suited you
- better, Bailie, especially as you have them ready in the warehouse."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very good, Monkbarns&mdash;excellent! But I do not take the sword up as
- justice, but as a soldier&mdash;indeed I should rather say the musket and
- bayonet&mdash;there they stand at the elbow of my gouty chair, for I am scarce
- fit for drill yet&mdash;a slight touch of our old acquaintance <i>podagra;</i> I
- can keep my feet, however, while our sergeant puts me through the manual.
- I should like to know, Captain M'Intyre, if he follows the regulations
- correctly&mdash;he brings us but awkwardly to the <i>present.</i>" And he hobbled
- towards his weapon to illustrate his doubts and display his proficiency.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I rejoice we have such zealous defenders, Bailie," replied Mr. Oldbuck;
- "and I dare say Hector will gratify you by communicating his opinion on
- your progress in this new calling. Why, you rival the Hecate' of the
- ancients, my good sir&mdash;a merchant on the Mart, a magistrate in the
- Townhouse, a soldier on the Links&mdash;<i>quid non pro patria?</i> But my business
- is with the justice; so let commerce and war go slumber."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, my good sir," said the Bailie, "and what commands have you for
- me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, here's an old acquaintance of mine, called Edie Ochiltree, whom
- some of your myrmidons have mewed up in jail on account of an alleged
- assault on that fellow Dousterswivel, of whose accusation I do not
- believe one word."
-</p>
-<p>
- The magistrate here assumed a very grave countenance. "You ought to have
- been informed that he is accused of robbery, as well as assault&mdash;a very
- serious matter indeed; it is not often such criminals come under my
- cognizance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And," replied Oldbuck, "you are tenacious of the opportunity of making
- the very most of such as occur. But is this poor old man's case really so
- very bad?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is rather out of rule," said the Bailie&mdash;"but as you are in the
- commission, Monkbarns, I have no hesitation to show you Dousterswivel's
- declaration, and the rest of the precognition." And he put the papers
- into the Antiquary's hands, who assumed his spectacles, and sat down in a
- corner to peruse them.
-</p>
-<p>
- The officers, in the meantime, had directions to remove their prisoner
- into another apartment; but before they could do so, M'Intyre took an
- opportunity to greet old Edie, and to slip a guinea into his hand.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord bless your honour!" said the old man; "it's a young soldier's gift,
- and it should surely thrive wi' an auld ane. I'se no refuse it, though
- it's beyond my rules; for if they steek me up here, my friends are like
- eneugh to forget me&mdash;out o'sight out o'mind, is a true proverb; and it
- wadna be creditable for me, that am the king's bedesman, and entitled to
- beg by word of mouth, to be fishing for bawbees out at the jail window
- wi' the fit o' a stocking, and a string." As he made this observation he
- was conducted out of the apartment.
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Dousterswivel's declaration contained an exaggerated account of the
- violence he had sustained, and also of his loss.
-</p>
-<p>
- "But what I should have liked to have asked him," said Monkbarns, "would
- have been his purpose in frequenting the ruins of St. Ruth, so lonely a
- place, at such an hour, and with such a companion as Edie Ochiltree.
- There is no road lies that way, and I do not conceive a mere passion for
- the picturesque would carry the German thither in such a night of storm
- and wind. Depend upon it, he has been about some roguery, and in all
- probability hath been caught in a trap of his own setting&mdash;<i>Nec lex
- justitior ulla.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- The magistrate allowed there was something mysterious in that
- circumstance, and apologized for not pressing Dousterswivel, as his
- declaration was voluntarily emitted. But for the support of the main
- charge, he showed the declaration of the Aikwoods concerning the state in
- which Dousterswivel was found, and establishing the important fact that
- the mendicant had left the barn in which he was quartered, and did not
- return to it again. Two people belonging to the Fairport undertaker, who
- had that night been employed in attending the funeral of Lady Glenallan,
- had also given declarations, that, being sent to pursue two suspicious
- persons who left the ruins of St. Ruth as the funeral approached, and
- who, it was supposed, might have been pillaging some of the ornaments
- prepared for the ceremony, they had lost and regained sight of them more
- than once, owing to the nature of the ground, which was unfavourable for
- riding, but had at length fairly lodged them both in Mucklebackit's
- cottage. And one of the men added, that "he, the declarant, having
- dismounted from his horse, and gone close up to the window of the hut, he
- saw the old Blue-Gown and young Steenie Mucklebackit, with others, eating
- and drinking in the inside, and also observed the said Steenie
- Mucklebackit show a pocket-book to the others;&mdash;and declarant has no
- doubt that Ochiltree and Steenie Mucklebackit were the persons whom he
- and his comrade had pursued, as above mentioned." And being interrogated
- why he did not enter the said cottage, declares, "he had no warrant so to
- do; and that as Mucklebackit and his family were understood to be
- rough-handed folk, he, the declarant, had no desire to meddle or make
- with their affairs, <i>Causa scientiae patet.</i> All which he declares to be
- truth," etc.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What do you say to that body of evidence against your friend?" said the
- magistrate, when he had observed the Antiquary had turned the last leaf.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, were it in the case of any other person, I own I should say it
- looked, <i>prima facie,</i> a little ugly; but I cannot allow anybody to be in
- the wrong for beating Dousterswivel&mdash;Had I been an hour younger, or had
- but one single flash of your warlike genius, Bailie, I should have done
- it myself long ago. He is <i>nebulo nebulonum,</i> an impudent, fraudulent,
- mendacious quack, that has cost me a hundred pounds by his roguery, and
- my neighbour Sir Arthur, God knows how much. And besides, Bailie, I do
- not hold him to be a sound friend to Government."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed?" said Bailie Littlejohn; "if I thought that, it would alter the
- question considerably."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Right&mdash;for, in beating him," observed Oldbuck, "the bedesman must have
- shown his gratitude to the king by thumping his enemy; and in robbing
- him, he would only have plundered an Egyptian, whose wealth it is lawful
- to spoil. Now, suppose this interview in the ruins of St. Ruth had
- relation to politics,&mdash;and this story of hidden treasure, and so forth,
- was a bribe from the other side of the water for some great man, or the
- funds destined to maintain a seditious club?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "My dear sir," said the magistrate, catching at the idea, "you hit my
- very thoughts! How fortunate should I be if I could become the humble
- means of sifting such a matter to the bottom!&mdash;Don't you think we had
- better call out the volunteers, and put them on duty?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not just yet, while <i>podagra</i> deprives them of an essential member of
- their body. But will you let me examine Ochiltree?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Certainly; but you'll make nothing of him. He gave me distinctly to
- understand he knew the danger of a judicial declaration on the part of an
- accused person, which, to say the truth, has hanged many an honester man
- than he is."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, but, Bailie," continued Oldbuck, "you have no objection to let me
- try him?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "None in the world, Monkbarns. I hear the sergeant below&mdash;I'll rehearse
- the manual in the meanwhile. Baby, carry my gun and bayonet down to the
- room below&mdash;it makes less noise there when we ground arms." And so exit
- the martial magistrate, with his maid behind him bearing his weapons.
-</p>
-<p>
- "A good squire that wench for a gouty champion," observed Oldbuck.&mdash;
- "Hector, my lad, hook on, hook on&mdash;Go with him, boy&mdash;keep him employed,
- man, for half-an-hour or so&mdash;butter him with some warlike terms&mdash;praise
- his dress and address."
-</p>
-<p>
- Captain M'Intyre, who, like many of his profession, looked down with
- infinite scorn on those citizen soldiers who had assumed arms without any
- professional title to bear them, rose with great reluctance, observing
- that he should not know what to say to Mr. Littlejohn; and that to see an
- old gouty shop-keeper attempting the exercise and duties of a private
- soldier, was really too ridiculous.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It may be so, Hector," said the Antiquary, who seldom agreed with any
- person in the immediate proposition which was laid down&mdash;"it may possibly
- be so in this and some other instances; but at present the country
- resembles the suitors in a small-debt court, where parties plead in
- person, for lack of cash to retain the professed heroes of the bar. I am
- sure in the one case we never regret the want of the acuteness and
- eloquence of the lawyers; and so, I hope, in the other, we may manage to
- make shift with our hearts and muskets, though we shall lack some of the
- discipline of you martinets."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have no objection, I am sure, sir, that the whole world should fight
- if they please, if they will but allow me to be quiet," said Hector,
- rising with dogged reluctance.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, you are a very quiet personage indeed," said his uncle, "whose
- ardour for quarrelling cannot pass so much as a poor <i>phoca</i> sleeping
- upon the beach!"
-</p>
-<p>
- But Hector, who saw which way the conversation was tending, and hated all
- allusions to the foil he had sustained from the fish, made his escape
- before the Antiquary concluded the sentence.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0017"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER SEVENTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Well, well, at worst, 'tis neither theft nor coinage,
- Granting I knew all that you charge me with.
- What though the tomb hath borne a second birth,
- And given the wealth to one that knew not on't,
- Yet fair exchange was never robbery,
- Far less pure bounty&mdash;
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The Antiquary, in order to avail himself of the permission given him to
- question the accused party, chose rather to go to the apartment in which
- Ochiltree was detained, than to make the examination appear formal by
- bringing him again into the magistrate's office. He found the old man
- seated by a window which looked out on the sea; and as he gazed on that
- prospect, large tears found their way, as if unconsciously, to his eye,
- and from thence trickled down his cheeks and white beard. His features
- were, nevertheless, calm and composed, and his whole posture and mien
- indicated patience and resignation. Oldbuck had approached him without
- being observed, and roused him out of his musing by saying kindly, "I am
- sorry, Edie, to see you so much cast down about this matter."
-</p>
-<a name="image-0007"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pb206.jpg" height="782" width="527"
-alt="The Antiquary Visits Edie in Prison
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- The mendicant started, dried his eyes very hastily with the sleeve of his
- gown, and endeavouring to recover his usual tone of indifference and
- jocularity, answered, but with a voice more tremulous than usual, "I
- might weel hae judged, Monkbarns, it was you, or the like o' you, was
- coming in to disturb me&mdash;for it's ae great advantage o' prisons and
- courts o' justice, that ye may greet your een out an ye like, and nane o'
- the folk that's concerned about them will ever ask you what it's for."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Edie," replied Oldbuck, "I hope your present cause of distress is
- not so bad but it may be removed."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I had hoped, Monkbarns," answered the mendicant, in a tone of
- reproach, "that ye had ken'd me better than to think that this bit
- trifling trouble o' my ain wad bring tears into my auld een, that hae
- seen far different kind o' distress.&mdash;Na, na!&mdash;But here's been the puir
- lass, Caxon's daughter, seeking comfort, and has gotten unco little&mdash;
- there's been nae speerings o' Taffril's gunbrig since the last gale; and
- folk report on the key that a king's ship had struck on the Reef of
- Rattray, and a' hands lost&mdash;God forbid! for as sure as you live,
- Monkbarns, the puir lad Lovel, that ye liked sae weel, must have
- perished."
-</p>
-<p>
- "God forbid indeed!" echoed the Antiquary, turning pale&mdash;"I would rather
- Monkbarns House were on fire. My poor dear friend and coadjutor! I will
- down to the quay instantly."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'm sure yell learn naething mair than I hae tauld ye, sir," said
- Ochiltree, "for the officer-folk here were very civil (that is, for the
- like o' them), and lookit up ae their letters and authorities, and could
- throw nae light on't either ae way or another."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It can't be true! it shall not be true!" said the Antiquary, "And I
- won't believe it if it were!&mdash;Taffril's an excellent sea man, and Lovel
- (my poor Lovel!) has all the qualities of a safe and pleasant companion
- by land or by sea&mdash;one, Edie, whom, from the ingenuousness of his
- disposition, I would choose, did I ever go a sea-voyage (which I never
- do, unless across the ferry), <i>fragilem mecum solvere phaselum,</i> to be
- the companion of my risk, as one against whom the elements could nourish
- no vengeance. No, Edie, it is not, and cannot be true&mdash;it is a fiction of
- the idle jade Rumour, whom I wish hanged with her trumpet about her neck,
- that serves only with its screech-owl tones to fright honest folks out of
- their senses.&mdash;Let me know how you got into this scrape of your own."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Are ye axing me as a magistrate, Monkbarns, or is it just for your ain
- satisfaction!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "For my own satisfaction solely," replied the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Put up your pocket-book and your keelyvine pen then, for I downa speak
- out an ye hae writing materials in your hands&mdash;they're a scaur to
- unlearned folk like me&mdash;Od, ane o' the clerks in the neist room will
- clink down, in black and white, as muckle as wad hang a man, before ane
- kens what he's saying."
-</p>
-<p>
- Monkbarns complied with the old man's humour, and put up his
- memorandum-book.
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie then went with great frankness through the part of the story already
- known to the reader, informing the Antiquary of the scene which he had
- witnessed between Dousterswivel and his patron in the ruins of St. Ruth,
- and frankly confessing that he could not resist the opportunity of
- decoying the adept once more to visit the tomb of Misticot, with the
- purpose of taking a comic revenge upon him for his quackery. He had
- easily persuaded Steenie, who was a bold thoughtless young fellow, to
- engage in the frolic along with him, and the jest had been inadvertently
- carried a great deal farther than was designed. Concerning the
- pocket-book, he explained that he had expressed his surprise and sorrow
- as soon as he found it had been inadvertently brought off: and that
- publicly, before all the inmates of the cottage, Steenie had undertaken
- to return it the next day, and had only been prevented by his untimely
- fate.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary pondered a moment, and then said, "Your account seems very
- probable, Edie, and I believe it from what I know of the parties. But I
- think it likely that you know a great deal more than you have thought it
- proper to tell me, about this matter of the treasure trove&mdash;I suspect you
- have acted the part of the Lar Familiaris in Plautus&mdash;a sort of Brownie,
- Edie, to speak to your comprehension, who watched over hidden
- treasures.&mdash;I do bethink me you were the first person
- we met when Sir Arthur made his successful attack upon
- Misticot's grave, and also that when the labourers began to flag, you,
- Edie, were again the first to leap into the trench, and to make the
- discovery of the treasure. Now you must explain all this to me, unless you
- would have me use you as ill as Euclio does Staphyla in the <i>Aulularia.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lordsake, sir," replied the mendicant, "what do I ken about your
- Howlowlaria?&mdash;it's mair like a dog's language than a man's."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You knew, however, of the box of treasure being there?" continued
- Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear sir," answered Edie, assuming a countenance of great simplicity,
- "what likelihood is there o'that? d'ye think sae puir an auld creature as
- me wad hae kend o' sic a like thing without getting some gude out o't?&mdash;and
- ye wot weel I sought nane and gat nane, like Michael Scott's man.
- What concern could I hae wi't?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "That's just what I want you to explain to me," said Oldbuck; "for I am
- positive you knew it was there."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your honour's a positive man, Monkbarns&mdash;and, for a positive man, I must
- needs allow ye're often in the right."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You allow, then, Edie, that my belief is well founded?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie nodded acquiescence.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then please to explain to me the whole affair from beginning to end,"
- said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "If it were a secret o' mine, Monkbarns," replied the beggar, "ye suldna
- ask twice; for I hae aye said ahint your back, that for a' the nonsense
- maggots that ye whiles take into your head, ye are the maist wise and
- discreet o' a' our country gentles. But I'se een be open-hearted wi' you,
- and tell you that this is a friend's secret, and that they suld draw me
- wi' wild horses, or saw me asunder, as they did the children of Ammon,
- sooner than I would speak a word mair about the matter, excepting this,
- that there was nae ill intended, but muckle gude, and that the purpose
- was to serve them that are worth twenty hundred o' me. But there's nae
- law, I trow, that makes it a sin to ken where ither folles siller is, if
- we didna pit hand til't oursell?"
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck walked once or twice up and down the room in profound thought,
- endeavouring to find some plausible reason for transactions of a nature
- so mysterious&mdash;but his ingenuity was totally at fault. He then placed
- himself before the prisoner.
-</p>
-<p>
- "This story of yours, friend Edie, is an absolute enigma, and would
- require a second OEdipus to solve it&mdash;who OEdipus was, I will tell you
- some other time if you remind me&mdash;However, whether it be owing to the
- wisdom or to the maggots with which you compliment me, I am strongly
- disposed to believe that you have spoken the truth, the rather that you
- have not made any of those obtestations of the superior powers, which I
- observe you and your comrades always make use of when you mean to deceive
- folks." (Here Edie could not suppress a smile.) "If, therefore, you will
- answer me one question, I will endeavour to procure your liberation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If ye'll let me hear the question," said Edie, with the caution of a
- canny Scotchman, "I'll tell you whether I'll answer it or no."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is simply," said the Antiquary, "Did Dousterswivel know anything
- about the concealment of the chest of bullion?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He, the ill-fa'ard loon!" answered Edie, with much frankness of manner&mdash;
- "there wad hae been little speerings o't had Dustansnivel ken'd it was
- there&mdash;it wad hae been butter in the black dog's hause."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I thought as much," said Oldbuck. "Well, Edie, if I procure your
- freedom, you must keep your day, and appear to clear me of the bail-bond,
- for these are not times for prudent men to incur forfeitures, unless you
- can point out another <i>Aulam auri plenam quadrilibrem</i>&mdash;another <i>Search,
- No. I.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah!" said the beggar, shaking his head, "I doubt the bird's flown that
- laid thae golden eggs&mdash;for I winna ca' her goose, though that's the gait
- it stands in the story-buick&mdash;But I'll keep my day, Monkbarns; ye'se no
- loss a penny by me&mdash;And troth I wad fain be out again, now the weather's
- fine&mdash;and then I hae the best chance o' hearing the first news o' my
- friends."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Edie, as the bouncing and thumping beneath has somewhat ceased, I
- presume Bailie Littlejohn has dismissed his military preceptor, and has
- retired from the labours of Mars to those of Themis&mdash;I will have some
- conversation with him&mdash;But I cannot and will not believe any of those
- wretched news you were telling me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "God send your honour may be right!" said the mendicant, as Oldbuck left
- the room.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary found the magistrate, exhausted with the fatigues of the
- drill, reposing in his gouty chair, humming the air, "How merrily we live
- that soldiers be!" and between each bar comforting himself with a
- spoonful of mock-turtle soup. He ordered a similar refreshment for
- Oldbuck, who declined it, observing, that, not being a military man, he
- did not feel inclined to break his habit of keeping regular hours for
- meals&mdash;"Soldiers like you, Bailie, must snatch their food as they find
- means and time. But I am sorry to hear ill news of young Taffril's brig."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah, poor fellow!" said the bailie, "he was a credit to the town&mdash;much
- distinguished on the first of June."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But," said Oldbuck, "I am shocked to hear you talk of him in the
- preterite tense."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth, I fear there may be too much reason for it, Monkbarns;&mdash;and yet
- let us hope the best. The accident is said to have happened in the
- Rattray reef of rocks, about twenty miles to the northward, near
- Dirtenalan Bay&mdash;I have sent to inquire about it&mdash;and your nephew run out
- himself as if he had been flying to get the Gazette of a victory."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here Hector entered, exclaiming as he came in, "I believe it's all a
- damned lie&mdash;I can't find the least authority for it, but general rumour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And pray, Mr. Hector," said his uncle, "if it had been true, whose fault
- would it have been that Lovel was on board?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not mine, I am sure," answered Hector; "it would have been only my
- misfortune."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed!" said his uncle, "I should not have thought of that."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, sir, with all your inclination to find me in the wrong," replied
- the young soldier, "I suppose you will own my intention was not to blame
- in this case. I did my best to hit Lovel, and if I had been successful,
- 'tis clear my scrape would have been his, and his scrape would have been
- mine."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And whom or what do you intend to hit now, that you are lugging with you
- that leathern magazine there, marked Gunpowder?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I must be prepared for Lord Glenallan's moors on the twelfth, sir," said
- M'Intyre.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ah, Hector! thy great <i>chasse,</i> as the French call it, would take place
- best&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- Omne cum Proteus pecus agitaret altos
- Visere montes&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- Could you meet but with a martial <i>phoca,</i> instead of an unwarlike
- heath-bird."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The devil take the seal, sir, or <i>phoca,</i> if you choose to call it so!
- It's rather hard one can never hear the end of a little piece of folly
- like that."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, well," said Oldbuck, "I am glad you have the grace to be ashamed
- of it&mdash;as I detest the whole race of Nimrods, I wish them all as well
- matched. Nay, never start off at a jest, man&mdash;I have done with the
- <i>phoca</i>&mdash;though, I dare say, the Bailie could tell us the value of
- seal-skins just now."
-</p>
-<p>
- "They are up," said the magistrate, "they are well up&mdash;the fishing has
- been unsuccessful lately."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We can bear witness to that," said the tormenting Antiquary, who was
- delighted with the hank this incident had given him over the young
- sportsman: One word more, Hector, and
-</p>
-<pre>
- We'll hang a seal-skin on thy recreant limbs.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Aha, my boy! Come, never mind it; I must go to business.&mdash;Bailie, a word
- with you: you must take bail&mdash;moderate bail, you understand&mdash;for old
- Ochiltree's appearance."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You don't consider what you ask," said the Bailie; "the offence is
- assault and robbery."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hush! not a word about it," said the Antiquary. "I gave you a hint
- before&mdash;I will possess you more fully hereafter&mdash;I promise you, there is
- a secret."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, Mr. Oldbuck, if the state is concerned, I, who do the whole
- drudgery business here, really have a title to be consulted, and until I
- am"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hush! hush!" said the Antiquary, winking and putting his finger to his
- nose,&mdash;"you shall have the full credit, the entire management, whenever
- matters are ripe. But this is an obstinate old fellow, who will not hear
- of two people being as yet let into his mystery, and he has not fully
- acquainted me with the clew to Dousterswivel's devices."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha! so we must tip that fellow the alien act, I suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "To say truth, I wish you would."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Say no more," said the magistrate; "it shall forthwith be done&mdash;he shall
- be removed <i>tanquam suspect</i>&mdash;I think that's one of your own phrases,
- Monkbarns?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is classical, Bailie&mdash;you improve."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, public business has of late pressed upon me so much, that I have
- been obliged to take my foreman into partnership. I have had two several
- correspondences with the Under Secretary of State&mdash;one on the proposed
- tax on Riga hemp-seed, and the other on putting down political societies.
- So you might as well communicate to me as much as you know of this old
- fellow's discovery of a plot against the state."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will, instantly, when I am master of it," replied Oldbuck&mdash;-"I hate
- the trouble of managing such matters myself. Remember, however, I did not
- say decidedly a plot against the state I only say I hope to discover, by
- this man's means, a foul plot."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If it be a plot at all, there must be treason in it, or sedition at
- least," said the Bailie&mdash;"Will you bail him for four hundred merks?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Four hundred merks for an old Blue-Gown! Think on the act 1701
- regulating bail-bonds!&mdash;Strike off a cipher from the sum&mdash;I am content to
- bail him for forty merks."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Mr. Oldbuck, everybody in Fairport is always willing to oblige
- you&mdash;and besides, I know that you are a prudent man, and one that would
- be as unwilling to lose forty, as four hundred merks. So I will accept
- your bail, <i>meo periculo</i>&mdash;what say you to that law phrase again? I had
- it from a learned counsel. I will vouch it, my lord, he said, <i>meo
- periculo.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "And I will vouch for Edie Ochiltree, <i>meo periculo,</i> in like manner,"
- said Oldbuck. "So let your clerk draw out the bail-bond, and I will sign
- it."
-</p>
-<p>
- When this ceremony had been performed, the Antiquary communicated to Edie
- the joyful tidings that he was once more at liberty, and directed him to
- make the best of his way to Monkbarns House, to which he himself returned
- with his nephew, after having perfected their good work.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0018"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER EIGHTEENTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Full of wise saws and modern instances.
- As You Like It.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "I wish to Heaven, Hector," said the Antiquary, next morning after
- breakfast, "you would spare our nerves, and not be keeping snapping that
- arquebuss of yours."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, sir, I'm sure I'm sorry to disturb you," said his nephew, still
- handling his fowling-piece;&mdash;"but it's a capital gun&mdash;it's a Joe Manton,
- that cost forty guineas."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A fool and his money are soon parted, nephew&mdash;there is a Joe Miller for
- your Joe Manton," answered the Antiquary; "I am glad you have so many
- guineas to throw away."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Every one has their fancy, uncle,&mdash;you are fond of books."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, Hector," said the uncle, "and if my collection were yours, you would
- make it fly to the gunsmith, the horse-market, the dog-breaker,&mdash;
- <i>Coemptos undique nobiles libros&mdash;mutare loricis Iberis.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I could not use your books, my dear uncle," said the young soldier,
- "that's true; and you will do well to provide for their being in better
- hands. But don't let the faults of my head fall on my heart&mdash;I would not
- part with a Cordery that belonged to an old friend, to get a set of
- horses like Lord Glenallan's."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I don't think you would, lad&mdash;I don't think you would," said his
- softening relative. "I love to tease you a little sometimes; it keeps up
- the spirit of discipline and habit of subordination&mdash;You will pass your
- time happily here having me to command you, instead of Captain, or
- Colonel, or Knight in Arms,' as Milton has it; and instead of the
- French," he continued, relapsing into his ironical humour, "you have the
- <i>Gens humida ponti</i>&mdash;for, as Virgil says,
-</p>
-<pre>
- Sternunt se somno diversae in littore phocae;
-</pre>
-<p>
- which might be rendered,
-</p>
-<pre>
- Here phocae slumber on the beach,
- Within our Highland Hector's reach.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Nay, if you grow angry, I have done. Besides, I see old Edie in the
- court-yard, with whom I have business. Good-bye, Hector&mdash;Do you remember
- how she splashed into the sea like her master Proteus, <i>et se jactu dedit
- aequor in altum</i>?"
-</p>
-<p>
- M'Intyre,&mdash;waiting, however, till the door was shut,&mdash;then gave way to
- the natural impatience of his temper.
-</p>
-<p>
- "My uncle is the best man in the world, and in his way the kindest; but
- rather than hear any more about that cursed <i>phoca,</i> as he is pleased to
- call it, I would exchange for the West Indies, and never see his face
- again."
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss M'Intyre, gratefully attached to her uncle, and passionately fond of
- her brother, was, on such occasions, the usual envoy of reconciliation.
- She hastened to meet her uncle on his return, before he entered the
- parlour.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, now, Miss Womankind, what is the meaning of that imploring
- countenance?&mdash;has Juno done any more mischief?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, uncle; but Juno's master is in such fear of your joking him about
- the seal&mdash;I assure you, he feels it much more than you would wish;&mdash;it's
- very silly of him, to be sure; but then you can turn everybody so sharply
- into ridicule"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, my dear," answered Oldbuck, propitiated by the compliment, "I will
- rein in my satire, and, if possible, speak no more of the <i>phoca</i>&mdash;I will
- not even speak of sealing a letter, but say <i>umph,</i> and give a nod to you
- when I want the wax-light&mdash;I am not <i>monitoribus asper,</i> but, Heaven
- knows, the most mild, quiet, and easy of human beings, whom sister,
- niece, and nephew, guide just as best pleases them."
-</p>
-<p>
- With this little panegyric on his own docility, Mr. Oldbuck entered the
- parlour, and proposed to his nephew a walk to the Mussel-crag. "I have
- some questions to ask of a woman at Mucklebackit's cottage," he observed,
- "and I would willingly have a sensible witness with me&mdash;so, for fault of
- a better, Hector, I must be contented with you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There is old Edie, sir, or Caxon&mdash;could not they do better than me?"
- answered M'Intyre, feeling somewhat alarmed at the prospect of a long
- <i>tete-a-tete</i> with his uncle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon my word, young man, you turn me over to pretty companions, and I am
- quite sensible of your politeness," replied Mr. Oldbuck. "No, sir, I
- intend the old Blue-Gown shall go with me&mdash;not as a competent witness,
- for he is, at present, as our friend Bailie Littlejohn says (blessings on
- his learning!) <i>tanquam suspectus,</i> and you are <i>suspicione major,</i> as
- our law has it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wish I were a major, sir," said Hector, catching only the last, and,
- to a soldier's ear, the most impressive word in the sentence,&mdash;"but,
- without money or interest, there is little chance of getting the step."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, well, most doughty son of Priam," said the Antiquary, "be ruled by
- your friends, and there's no saying what may happen&mdash;Come away with me,
- and you shall see what may be useful to you should you ever sit upon a
- court-martial, sir."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have been on many a regimental court-martial, sir," answered Captain
- M'Intyre. "But here's a new cane for you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Much obliged, much obliged."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I bought it from our drum-major," added M'Intyre, "who came into our
- regiment from the Bengal army when it came down the Red Sea. It was cut
- on the banks of the Indus, I assure you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Upon my word, 'tis a fine ratan, and well replaces that which the <i>ph</i>&mdash;
- Bah! what was I going to say?"
-</p>
-<p>
- The party, consisting of the Antiquary, his nephew, and the old beggar,
- now took the sands towards Mussel-crag&mdash;the former in the very highest
- mood of communicating information, and the others, under a sense of
- former obligation, and some hope for future favours, decently attentive
- to receive it. The uncle and nephew walked together, the mendicant about
- a step and a half behind, just near enough for his patron to speak to him
- by a slight inclination of his neck, and without the trouble of turning
- round. (Petrie, in his Essay on Good-breeding, dedicated to the
- magistrates of Edinburgh, recommends, upon his own experience, as tutor
- in a family of distinction, this attitude to all led captains, tutors,
- dependants, and bottle-holders of every description. ) Thus escorted, the
- Antiquary moved along full of his learning, like a lordly man of war, and
- every now and then yawing to starboard and larboard to discharge a
- broadside upon his followers.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And so it is your opinion," said he to the mendicant, "that this
- windfall&mdash;this <i>arca auri,</i> as Plautus has it, will not greatly avail Sir
- Arthur in his necessities?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Unless he could find ten times as much," said the beggar, "and that I am
- sair doubtful of;&mdash;I heard Puggie Orrock, and the tother thief of a
- sheriff-officer, or messenger, speaking about it&mdash;and things are ill aff
- when the like o' them can speak crousely about ony gentleman's affairs. I
- doubt Sir Arthur will be in stane wa's for debt, unless there's swift
- help and certain."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You speak like a fool," said the Antiquary.&mdash;"Nephew, it is a remarkable
- thing, that in this happy country no man can be legally imprisoned for
- debt."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, sir?" said M'Intyre; "I never knew that before&mdash;that part of our
- law would suit some of our mess well."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And if they arena confined for debt," said Ochiltree, "what is't that
- tempts sae mony puir creatures to bide in the tolbooth o' Fairport
- yonder?&mdash;they a' say they were put there by their creditors&mdash;Od! they
- maun like it better than I do, if they're there o' free will."
-</p>
-<p>
- "A very natural observation, Edie, and many of your betters would make
- the same; but it is founded entirely upon ignorance of the feudal system.
- Hector, be so good as to attend, unless you are looking out for another&mdash;
- Ahem!" (Hector compelled himself to give attention at this hint. ) "And
- you, Edie, it may be useful to you <i>reram cognoscere causas.</i> The nature
- and origin of warrant for caption is a thing <i>haud alienum a Scaevolae
- studiis.</i>&mdash;You must know then, once more, that nobody can be arrested in
- Scotland for debt."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I haena muckle concern wi' that, Monkbarns," said the old man, "for
- naebody wad trust a bodle to a gaberlunzie."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I pr'ythee, peace, man&mdash;As a compulsitor, therefore, of payment, that
- being a thing to which no debtor is naturally inclined, as I have too
- much reason to warrant from the experience I have had with my own,&mdash;we
- had first the letters of four forms, a sort of gentle invitation, by
- which our sovereign lord the king, interesting himself, as a monarch
- should, in the regulation of his subjects' private affairs, at first by
- mild exhortation, and afterwards by letters of more strict enjoinment and
- more hard compulsion&mdash;What do you see extraordinary about that bird,
- Hector?&mdash;it's but a seamaw."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's a pictarnie, sir," said Edie.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, what an if it were&mdash;what does that signify at present?&mdash;But I see
- you're impatient; so I will waive the letters of four forms, and come to
- the modern process of diligence.&mdash;You suppose, now, a man's committed to
- prison because he cannot pay his debt? Quite otherwise: the truth is, the
- king is so good as to interfere at the request of the creditor, and to
- send the debtor his royal command to do him justice within a certain
- time&mdash;fifteen days, or six, as the case may be. Well, the man resists and
- disobeys: what follows? Why, that he be lawfully and rightfully declared
- a rebel to our gracious sovereign, whose command he has disobeyed, and
- that by three blasts of a horn at the market-place of Edinburgh, the
- metropolis of Scotland. And he is then legally imprisoned, not on account
- of any civil debt, but because of his ungrateful contempt of the royal
- mandate. What say you to that, Hector?&mdash;there's something you never knew
- before."*
-</p>
-<p>
- * The doctrine of Monkbarns on the origin of imprisonment for civil debt
- in Scotland, may appear somewhat whimsical, but was referred to, and
- admitted to be correct, by the Bench of the Supreme Scottish Court, on
- 5th December 1828, in the case of Thom <i>v.</i> Black. In fact, the Scottish
- law is in this particular more jealous of the personal liberty of the
- subject than any other code in Europe.
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, uncle; but, I own, if I wanted money to pay my debts, I would rather
- thank the king to send me some, than to declare me a rebel for not doing
- what I could not do."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your education has not led you to consider these things," replied his
- uncle; "you are incapable of estimating the elegance of the legal
- fiction, and the manner in which it reconciles that duress, which, for
- the protection of commerce, it has been found necessary to extend towards
- refractory debtors, with the most scrupulous attention to the liberty of
- the subject."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I don't know, sir," answered the unenlightened Hector; "but if a man
- must pay his debt or go to jail, it signifies but little whether he goes
- as a debtor or a rebel, I should think. But you say this command of the
- king's gives a license of so many days&mdash;Now, egad, were I in the scrape,
- I would beat a march and leave the king and the creditor to settle it
- among themselves before they came to extremities."
-</p>
-<p>
- "So wad I," said Edie; "I wad gie them leg-bail to a certainty."
-</p>
-<p>
- "True," replied Monkbarns; "but those whom the law suspects of being
- unwilling to abide her formal visit, she proceeds with by means of a
- shorter and more unceremonious call, as dealing with persons on whom
- patience and favour would be utterly thrown away."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay," said Ochiltree, "that will be what they ca' the fugie-warrants&mdash;I
- hae some skeel in them. There's Border-warrants too in the south country,
- unco rash uncanny things;&mdash;I was taen up on ane at Saint James's Fair,
- and keepit in the auld kirk at Kelso the haill day and night; and a cauld
- goustie place it was, I'se assure ye.&mdash;But whatna wife's this, wi' her
- creel on her back? It's puir Maggie hersell, I'm thinking."
-</p>
-<p>
- It was so. The poor woman's sense of her loss, if not diminished, was
- become at least mitigated by the inevitable necessity of attending to the
- means of supporting her family; and her salutation to Oldbuck was made in
- an odd mixture between the usual language of solicitation with which she
- plied her customers, and the tone of lamentation for her recent calamity.
-</p>
-<p>
- "How's a' wi' ye the day, Monkbarns? I havena had the grace yet to come
- down to thank your honour for the credit ye did puir Steenie, wi' laying
- his head in a rath grave, puir fallow. "&mdash;Here she whimpered and wiped
- her eyes with the corner of her blue apron&mdash;"But the fishing comes on no
- that ill, though the gudeman hasna had the heart to gang to sea himsell&mdash;
- Atweel I would fain tell him it wad do him gude to put hand to wark&mdash;but
- I'm maist fear'd to speak to him&mdash;and it's an unco thing to hear ane o'
- us speak that gate o' a man&mdash;However, I hae some dainty caller haddies,
- and they sall be but three shillings the dozen, for I hae nae pith to
- drive a bargain ennow, and maun just tak what ony Christian body will
- gie, wi' few words and nae flyting."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What shall we do, Hector?" said Oldbuck, pausing: "I got into disgrace
- with my womankind for making a bad bargain with her before. These
- maritime animals, Hector, are unlucky to our family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pooh, sir, what would you do?&mdash;give poor Maggie what she asks, or allow
- me to send a dish of fish up to Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<p>
- And he held out the money to her; but Maggie drew back her hand. "Na, na,
- Captain; ye're ower young and ower free o' your siller&mdash;ye should never
- tak a fish-wife's first bode; and troth I think maybe a flyte wi' the
- auld housekeeper at Monkbarns, or Miss Grizel, would do me some gude&mdash;And
- I want to see what that hellicate quean Jenny Ritherout's doing&mdash;folk
- said she wasna weel&mdash;She'll be vexing hersell about Steenie, the silly
- tawpie, as if he wad ever hae lookit ower his shouther at the like
- o'her!&mdash;Weel, Monkbarns, they're braw caller haddies, and they'll bid me
- unco little indeed at the house if ye want crappit-heads the day."
-</p>
-<p>
- And so on she paced with her burden,&mdash;grief, gratitude for the sympathy
- of her betters, and the habitual love of traffic and of gain, chasing
- each other through her thoughts.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And now that we are before the door of their hut," said Ochiltree, "I
- wad fain ken, Monkbarns, what has gar'd ye plague yoursell wi' me a' this
- length? I tell ye sincerely I hae nae pleasure in ganging in there. I
- downa bide to think how the young hae fa'en on a' sides o' me, and left
- me an useless auld stump wi' hardly a green leaf on't."
-</p>
-<p>
- "This old woman," said Oldbuck, "sent you on a message to the Earl of
- Glenallan, did she not?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay!" said the surprised mendicant; "how ken ye that sae weel?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord Glenallan told me himself," answered the Antiquary; "so there is no
- delation&mdash;no breach of trust on your part; and as he wishes me to take
- her evidence down on some important family matters, I chose to bring you
- with me, because in her situation, hovering between dotage and
- consciousness, it is possible that your voice and appearance may awaken
- trains of recollection which I should otherwise have no means of
- exciting. The human mind&mdash;what are you about, Hector?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I was only whistling for the dog, sir," replied the Captain "she always
- roves too wide&mdash;I knew I should be troublesome to you."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not at all, not at all," said Oldbuck, resuming the subject of his
- disquisition&mdash;"the human mind is to be treated like a skein of ravelled
- silk, where you must cautiously secure one free end before you can make
- any progress in disentangling it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I ken naething about that," said the gaberlunzie; "but an my auld
- acquaintance be hersell, or anything like hersell, she may come to wind
- us a pirn. It's fearsome baith to see and hear her when she wampishes
- about her arms, and gets to her English, and speaks as if she were a
- prent book, let a-be an auld fisher's wife. But, indeed, she had a grand
- education, and was muckle taen out afore she married an unco bit beneath
- hersell. She's aulder than me by half a score years&mdash;but I mind weel
- eneugh they made as muckle wark about her making a half-merk marriage wi'
- Simon Mucklebackit, this Saunders's father, as if she had been ane o' the
- gentry. But she got into favour again, and then she lost it again, as I
- hae heard her son say, when he was a muckle chield; and then they got
- muckle siller, and left the Countess's land, and settled here. But things
- never throve wi' them. Howsomever, she's a weel-educate woman, and an she
- win to her English, as I hae heard her do at an orra time, she may come
- to fickle us a'."
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0019"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER NINETEENTH
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Life ebbs from such old age, unmarked and silent,
- As the slow neap-tide leaves yon stranded galley.&mdash;
- Late she rocked merrily at the least impulse
- That wind or wave could give; but now her keel
- Is settling on the sand, her mast has ta'en
- An angle with the sky, from which it shifts not.
- Each wave receding shakes her less and less,
- Till, bedded on the strand, she shall remain
- Useless as motionless.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- As the Antiquary lifted the latch of the hut, he was surprised to hear
- the shrill tremulous voice of Elspeth chanting forth an old ballad in a
- wild and doleful recitative.
-</p>
-<pre>
- "The herring loves the merry moonlight,
- The mackerel loves the wind,
- But the oyster loves the dredging sang,
- For they come of a gentle kind."
-</pre>
-<p>
- A diligent collector of these legendary scraps of ancient poetry, his
- foot refused to cross the threshold when his ear was thus arrested, and
- his hand instinctively took pencil and memorandum-book. From time to time
- the old woman spoke as if to the children&mdash;"Oh ay, hinnies, whisht!
- whisht! and I'll begin a bonnier ane than that&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- "Now haud your tongue, baith wife and carle,
- And listen, great and sma',
- And I will sing of Glenallan's Earl
- That fought on the red Harlaw.
-
- "The cronach's cried on Bennachie,
- And doun the Don and a',
- And hieland and lawland may mournfu' be
- For the sair field of Harlaw.&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- I dinna mind the neist verse weel&mdash;my memory's failed, and theres unco
- thoughts come ower me&mdash;God keep us frae temptation!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Here her voice sunk in indistinct muttering.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's a historical ballad," said Oldbuck, eagerly, "a genuine and
- undoubted fragment of minstrelsy! Percy would admire its simplicity&mdash;
- Ritson could not impugn its authenticity."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, but it's a sad thing," said Ochiltree, "to see human nature sae far
- owertaen as to be skirling at auld sangs on the back of a loss like
- hers."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hush! hush!" said the Antiquary&mdash;"she has gotten the thread of the story
- again. "&mdash;And as he spoke, she sung&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- "They saddled a hundred milk-white steeds,
- They hae bridled a hundred black,
- With a chafron of steel on each horse's head,
- And a good knight upon his back. "&mdash;
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Chafron!" exclaimed the Antiquary,&mdash;"equivalent, perhaps, to
- <i>cheveron;</i>&mdash;the word's worth a dollar,"&mdash;and down it went in his red
- book.
-</p>
-<pre>
- "They hadna ridden a mile, a mile,
- A mile, but barely ten,
- When Donald came branking down the brae
- Wi' twenty thousand men.
-
- "Their tartans they were waving wide,
- Their glaives were glancing clear,
- Their pibrochs rung frae side to side,
- Would deafen ye to hear.
-
- "The great Earl in his stirrups stood
- That Highland host to see:
- Now here a knight that's stout and good
- May prove a jeopardie:
-
- "What wouldst thou do, my squire so gay,
- That rides beside my reyne,
- Were ye Glenallan's Earl the day,
- And I were Roland Cheyne?
-
- "To turn the rein were sin and shame,
- To fight were wondrous peril,
- What would ye do now, Roland Cheyne,
- Were ye Glenallan's Earl?'
-</pre>
-<p>
- Ye maun ken, hinnies, that this Roland Cheyne, for as poor and auld as I
- sit in the chimney-neuk, was my forbear, and an awfu' man he was that
- dayin the fight, but specially after the Earl had fa'en, for he blamed
- himsell for the counsel he gave, to fight before Mar came up wi' Mearns,
- and Aberdeen, and Angus."
-</p>
-<p>
- Her voice rose and became more animated as she recited the warlike
- counsel of her ancestor&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- "Were I Glenallan's Earl this tide,
- And ye were Roland Cheyne,
- The spur should be in my horse's side,
- And the bridle upon his mane.
-
- "If they hae twenty thousand blades,
- And we twice ten times ten,
- Yet they hae but their tartan plaids,
- And we are mail-clad men.
-
- "My horse shall ride through ranks sae rude,
- As through the moorland fern,
- Then neer let the gentle Norman blude
- Grow cauld for Highland kerne.'"
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Do you hear that, nephew?" said Oldbuck;&mdash;"you observe your Gaelic
- ancestors were not held in high repute formerly by the Lowland warriors."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hear," said Hector, "a silly old woman sing a silly old song. I am
- surprised, sir, that you, who will not listen to Ossian's songs of Selma,
- can be pleased with such trash. I vow, I have not seen or heard a worse
- halfpenny ballad; I don't believe you could match it in any pedlar's pack
- in the country. I should be ashamed to think that the honour of the
- Highlands could be affected by such doggrel. "&mdash;And, tossing up his head,
- he snuffed the air indignantly.
-</p>
-<p>
- Apparently the old woman heard the sound of their voices; for, ceasing
- her song, she called out, "Come in, sirs, come in&mdash;good-will never halted
- at the door-stane."
-</p>
-<p>
- They entered, and found to their surprise Elspeth alone, sitting "ghastly
- on the hearth," like the personification of Old Age in the Hunter's song
- of the Owl,* "wrinkled, tattered, vile, dim-eyed, discoloured, torpid."
-</p>
-<p>
- * See Mrs. Grant on the Highland Superstitions, vol. ii. p. 260, for this
- fine translation from the Gaelic.
-</p>
-<p>
- "They're a' out," she said, as they entered; "but an ye will sit a blink,
- somebody will be in. If ye hae business wi' my gude-daughter, or my son,
- they'll be in belyve,&mdash;I never speak on business mysell. Bairns, gie them
- seats&mdash;the bairns are a' gane out, I trow,"&mdash;looking around her;&mdash;"I was
- crooning to keep them quiet a wee while since; but they hae cruppen out
- some gate. Sit down, sirs, they'll be in belyve;" and she dismissed her
- spindle from her hand to twirl upon the floor, and soon seemed
- exclusively occupied in regulating its motion, as unconscious of the
- presence of the strangers as she appeared indifferent to their rank or
- business there.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I wish," said Oldbuck, "she would resume that canticle, or legendary
- fragment. I always suspected there was a skirmish of cavalry before the
- main battle of the Harlaw."*
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note H. Battle of Harlaw.
-</p>
-<p>
- "If your honour pleases," said Edie, "had ye not better proceed to the
- business that brought us a' here? I'se engage to get ye the sang ony
- time."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I believe you are right, Edie&mdash;<i>Do manus</i>&mdash;I submit. But how shall we
- manage? She sits there the very image of dotage. Speak to her, Edie&mdash;try
- if you can make her recollect having sent you to Glenallan House."
-</p>
-<p>
- Edie rose accordingly, and, crossing the floor, placed himself in the
- same position which he had occupied during his former conversation with
- her. "I'm fain to see ye looking sae weel, cummer; the mair, that the
- black ox has tramped on ye since I was aneath your roof-tree."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay," said Elspeth; but rather from a general idea of misfortune, than
- any exact recollection of what had happened,&mdash;"there has been distress
- amang us of late&mdash;I wonder how younger folk bide it&mdash;I bide it ill. I
- canna hear the wind whistle, and the sea roar, but I think I see the
- coble whombled keel up, and some o' them struggling in the waves!&mdash;Eh,
- sirs; sic weary dreams as folk hae between sleeping and waking, before
- they win to the lang sleep and the sound! I could amaist think whiles my
- son, or else Steenie, my oe, was dead, and that I had seen the burial.
- Isna that a queer dream for a daft auld carline? What for should ony o'
- them dee before me?&mdash;it's out o' the course o' nature, ye ken."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I think you'll make very little of this stupid old woman," said
- Hector,&mdash;who still nourished, perhaps, some feelings of the dislike excited by
- the disparaging mention of his countrymen in her lay&mdash;"I think you'll
- make but little of her, sir; and it's wasting our time to sit here and
- listen to her dotage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hector," said the Antiquary, indignantly, "if you do not respect her
- misfortunes, respect at least her old age and grey hairs: this is the
- last stage of existence, so finely treated by the Latin poet&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- &mdash;Omni
- Membrorum damno major dementia, quae nec
- Nomina, servorum, nec vultus agnoscit amici,
- Cum queis preterita coenavit nocte, nec illos
- Quos genuit, quos eduxit."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "That's Latin!" said Elspeth, rousing herself as if she attended to the
- lines, which the Antiquary recited with great pomp of diction&mdash;"that's
- Latin!" and she cast a wild glance around her&mdash;"Has there a priest fund
- me out at last?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You see, nephew, her comprehension is almost equal to your own of that
- fine passage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hope you think, sir, that I knew it to be Latin as well as she did?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, as to that&mdash;But stay, she is about to speak."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will have no priest&mdash;none," said the beldam, with impotent vehemence;
- "as I have lived I will die&mdash;none shall say that I betrayed my mistress,
- though it were to save my soul!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "That bespoke a foul conscience," said the mendicant;&mdash;"I wuss she wad
- mak a clean breast, an it were but for her sake;" and he again assailed
- her.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, gudewife, I did your errand to the Yerl."
-</p>
-<p>
- "To what Earl? I ken nae Earl;&mdash;I ken'd a Countess ance&mdash;I wish to Heaven
- I had never ken'd her! for by that acquaintance, neighbour, their cam,"&mdash;
- and she counted her withered fingers as she spoke "first Pride, then
- Malice, then Revenge, then False Witness; and Murder tirl'd at the
- door-pin, if he camna ben. And werena thae pleasant guests, think ye, to
- take up their quarters in ae woman's heart? I trow there was routh o'
- company."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But, cummer," continued the beggar, "it wasna the Countess of Glenallan
- I meant, but her son, him that was Lord Geraldin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I mind it now," she said; "I saw him no that langsyne, and we had a
- heavy speech thegither. Eh, sirs! the comely young lord is turned as auld
- and frail as I am: it's muckle that sorrow and heartbreak, and crossing
- of true love, will do wi' young blood. But suldna his mither hae lookit
- to that hersell?&mdash;we were but to do her bidding, ye ken. I am sure
- there's naebody can blame me&mdash;he wasna my son, and she was my mistress.
- Ye ken how the rhyme says&mdash;I hae maist forgotten how to sing, or else the
- tune's left my auld head&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- "He turn'd him right and round again,
- Said, Scorn na at my mither;
- Light loves I may get mony a ane,
- But minnie neer anither.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Then he was but of the half blude, ye ken, and her's was the right
- Glenallan after a'. Na, na, I maun never maen doing and suffering for the
- Countess Joscelin&mdash;never will I maen for that."
-</p>
-<p>
- Then drawing her flax from the distaff, with the dogged air of one who is
- resolved to confess nothing, she resumed her interrupted occupation.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hae heard," said the mendicant, taking his cue from what Oldbuck had
- told him of the family history&mdash;"I hae heard, cummer, that some ill
- tongue suld hae come between the Earl, that's Lord Geraldin, and his
- young bride."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ill tongue?" she said in hasty alarm; "and what had she to fear frae an
- ill tongue?&mdash;she was gude and fair eneugh&mdash;at least a' body said sae. But
- had she keepit her ain tongue aff ither folk, she might hae been living
- like a leddy for a' that's come and gane yet."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But I hae heard say, gudewife," continued Ochiltree, "there was a
- clatter in the country, that her husband and her were ower sibb when they
- married."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Wha durst speak o' that?" said the old woman hastily; "wha durst say
- they were married?&mdash;wha ken'd o' that?&mdash;Not the Countess&mdash;not I. If they
- wedded in secret, they were severed in secret&mdash;They drank of the
- fountains of their ain deceit."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, wretched beldam!" exclaimed Oldbuck, who could keep silence no
- longer, "they drank the poison that you and your wicked mistress prepared
- for them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ha, ha!" she replied, "I aye thought it would come to this. It's but
- sitting silent when they examine me&mdash;there's nae torture in our days; and
- if there is, let them rend me!&mdash;It's ill o' the vassal's mouth that
- betrays the bread it eats."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Speak to her, Edie," said the Antiquary; "she knows your voice, and
- answers to it most readily."
-</p>
-<p>
- "We shall mak naething mair out o' her," said Ochiltree. "When she has
- clinkit hersell down that way, and faulded her arms, she winna speak a
- word, they say, for weeks thegither. And besides, to my thinking, her
- face is sair changed since we cam in. However, I'se try her ance mair to
- satisfy your honour.&mdash;So ye canna keep in mind, cummer, that your auld
- mistress, the Countess Joscelin, has been removed?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Removed!" she exclaimed; for that name never failed to produce its usual
- effect upon her; "then we maun a' follow&mdash;a' maun ride when she is in the
- saddle. Tell them to let Lord Geraldin ken we're on before them. Bring my
- hood and scarf&mdash;ye wadna hae me gang in the carriage wi' my leddy, and my
- hair in this fashion?"
-</p>
-<p>
- She raised her shrivelled arms, and seemed busied like a woman who puts
- on her cloak to go abroad, then dropped them slowly and stiffly; and the
- same idea of a journey still floating apparently through her head, she
- proceeded, in a hurried and interrupted manner,&mdash;"Call Miss Neville&mdash;What
- do you mean by Lady Geraldin? I said Eveline Neville, not Lady Geraldin&mdash;
- there's no Lady Geraldin; tell her that, and bid her change her wet gown,
- and no' look sae pale. Bairn! what should she do wi' a bairn?&mdash;maidens
- hae nane, I trow.&mdash;Teresa&mdash;Teresa&mdash;my lady calls us!&mdash;Bring a candle;&mdash;the
- grand staircase is as mirk as a Yule midnight&mdash;We are coming, my
- lady!"&mdash;With these words she sunk back on the settle, and from thence
- sidelong to the floor. *
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note I. Elspeth's death.
-</p>
-<pre>
- Edie ran to support her, but hardly got her in his arms, before he said,
-"It's a' ower&mdash;she has passed away even with that last word."
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Impossible," said Oldbuck, hastily advancing, as did his nephew. But
- nothing was more certain. She had expired with the last hurried word that
- left her lips; and all that remained before them were the mortal relics
- of the creature who had so long struggled with an internal sense of
- concealed guilt, joined to all the distresses of age and poverty.
-</p>
-<p>
- "God grant that she be gane to a better place!" said Edie, as he looked
- on the lifeless body; "but oh! there was something lying hard and heavy
- at her heart. I have seen mony a ane dee, baith in the field o' battle,
- and a fair-strae death at hame; but I wad rather see them a' ower again,
- as sic a fearfu' flitting as hers!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "We must call in the neighbours," said Oldbuck, when he had somewhat
- recovered his horror and astonishment, "and give warning of this
- additional calamity. I wish she could have been brought to a confession.
- And, though of far less consequence, I could have wished to transcribe
- that metrical fragment. But Heaven's will must be done!"
-</p>
-<p>
- They left the hut accordingly, and gave the alarm in the hamlet, whose
- matrons instantly assembled to compose the limbs and arrange the body of
- her who might be considered as the mother of their settlement. Oldbuck
- promised his assistance for the funeral.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your honour," said Alison Breck, who was next in age to the deceased,
- "suld send doun something to us for keeping up our hearts at the
- lykewake, for a' Saunders's gin, puir man, was drucken out at the burial
- o' Steenie, and we'll no get mony to sit dry-lipped aside the corpse.
- Elspeth was unco clever in her young days, as I can mind right weel, but
- there was aye a word o' her no being that chancy. Ane suldna speak ill o'
- the dead&mdash;mair by token, o' ane's cummer and neighbour&mdash;but there was
- queer things said about a leddy and a bairn or she left the
- Craigburnfoot. And sae, in gude troth, it will be a puir lykewake, unless
- your honour sends us something to keep us cracking."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You shall have some whisky," answered Oldbuck, "the rather that you have
- preserved the proper word for that ancient custom of watching the dead.
- You observe, Hector, this is genuine Teutonic, from the Gothic
- <i>Leichnam,</i> a corpse. It is quite erroneously called <i>Late-wake,</i> though
- Brand favours that modern corruption and derivation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I believe," said Hector to himself, "my uncle would give away Monkbarns
- to any one who would come to ask it in genuine Teutonic! Not a drop of
- whisky would the old creatures have got, had their president asked it for
- the use of the <i>Late-wake.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- While Oldbuck was giving some farther directions, and promising
- assistance, a servant of Sir Arthur's came riding very hard along the
- sands, and stopped his horse when he saw the Antiquary. "There had
- something," he said, "very particular happened at the Castle"&mdash;(he could
- not, or would not, explain what)&mdash;"and Miss Wardour had sent him off
- express to Monkbarns, to beg that Mr. Oldbuck would come to them without
- a moment's delay."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am afraid," said the Antiquary, "his course also is drawing to a
- close. What can I do?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Do, sir?" exclaimed Hector, with his characteristic impatience,&mdash;"get on
- the horse, and turn his head homeward&mdash;you will be at Knockwinnock Castle
- in ten minutes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He is quite a free goer," said the servant, dismounting to adjust the
- girths and stirrups,&mdash;"he only pulls a little if he feels a dead weight
- on him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I should soon be a dead weight <i>off</i> him, my friend," said the
- Antiquary.&mdash;"What the devil, nephew, are you weary of me? or do you
- suppose me weary of my life, that I should get on the back of such a
- Bucephalus as that? No, no, my friend, if I am to be at Knockwinnock
- to-day, it must be by walking quietly forward on my own feet, which I
- will do with as little delay as possible. Captain M'Intyre may ride that
- animal himself, if he pleases."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have little hope I could be of any use, uncle, but I cannot think of
- their distress without wishing to show sympathy at least&mdash;so I will ride
- on before, and announce to them that you are coming.&mdash;I'll trouble you
- for your spurs, my friend."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You will scarce need them, sir," said the man, taking them off at the
- same time, and buckling them upon Captain Mlntyre's heels, "he's very
- frank to the road."
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck stood astonished at this last act of temerity, "are you mad,
- Hector?" he cried, "or have you forgotten what is said by Quintus
- Curtius, with whom, as a soldier, you must needs be familiar,&mdash;<i>Nobilis
- equus umbra quidem virgae regitur; ignavus ne calcari quidem excitari
- potest;</i> which plainly shows that spurs are useless in every case, and, I
- may add, dangerous in most."
-</p>
-<p>
- But Hector, who cared little for the opinion of either Quintus Curtius or
- of the Antiquary, upon such a topic, only answered with a heedless "Never
- fear&mdash;never fear, sir."
-</p>
-<pre>
- With that he gave his able horse the head,
- And, bending forward, struck his armed heels
- Against the panting sides of his poor jade,
- Up to the rowel-head; and starting so,
- He seemed in running to devour the way,
- Staying no longer question.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "There they go, well matched," said Oldbuck, looking after them as they
- started&mdash;"a mad horse and a wild boy, the two most unruly creatures in
- Christendom! and all to get half an hour sooner to a place where nobody
- wants him; for I doubt Sir Arthur's griefs are beyond the cure of our
- light horseman. It must be the villany of Dousterswivel, for whom Sir
- Arthur has done so much; for I cannot help observing, that, with some
- natures, Tacitus's maxim holdeth good: <i>Beneficia eo usque laeta sunt dum
- videntur exsolvi posse; ubi multum antevenere, pro gratia odium
- redditur,</i>&mdash;from which a wise man might take a caution, not to oblige any
- man beyond the degree in which he may expect to be requited, lest he
- should make his debtor a bankrupt in gratitude."
-</p>
-<p>
- Murmuring to himself such scraps of cynical philosophy, our Antiquary
- paced the sands towards Knockwinnock; but it is necessary we should
- outstrip him, for the purpose of explaining the reasons of his being so
- anxiously summoned thither.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0020"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTIETH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- So, while the Goose, of whom the fable told,
- Incumbent, brooded o'er her eggs of gold,
- With hand outstretched, impatient to destroy,
- Stole on her secret nest the cruel Boy,
- Whose gripe rapacious changed her splendid dream,
- &mdash;For wings vain fluttering, and for dying scream.
- The Loves of the Sea-weeds.
-</pre>
-<p>
- From the time that Sir Arthur Wardour had become possessor of the
- treasure found in Misticot's grave, he had been in a state of mind more
- resembling ecstasy than sober sense. Indeed, at one time his daughter had
- become seriously apprehensive for his intellect; for, as he had no doubt
- that he had the secret of possessing himself of wealth to an unbounded
- extent, his language and carriage were those of a man who had acquired
- the philosopher's stone. He talked of buying contiguous estates, that
- would have led him from one side of the island to the other, as if he
- were determined to brook no neighbour save the sea. He corresponded with
- an architect of eminence, upon a plan of renovating the castle of his
- forefathers on a style of extended magnificence that might have rivalled
- that of Windsor, and laying out the grounds on a suitable scale. Troops
- of liveried menials were already, in fancy, marshalled in his halls,
- and&mdash;for what may not unbounded wealth authorize its possessor to aspire
- to?&mdash;the coronet of a marquis, perhaps of a duke, was glittering before
- his imagination. His daughter&mdash;to what matches might she not look
- forward? Even an alliance with the blood-royal was not beyond the sphere
- of his hopes. His son was already a general&mdash;and he himself whatever
- ambition could dream of in its wildest visions.
-</p>
-<p>
- In this mood, if any one endeavoured to bring Sir Arthur down to the
- regions of common life, his replies were in the vein of Ancient Pistol&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- A fico for the world, and worldlings base
- I speak of Africa and golden joys!
-</pre>
-<p>
- The reader may conceive the amazement of Miss Wardour, when, instead of
- undergoing an investigation concerning the addresses of Lovel, as she had
- expected from the long conference of her father with Mr. Oldbuck, upon
- the morning of the fated day when the treasure was discovered, the
- conversation of Sir Arthur announced an imagination heated with the hopes
- of possessing the most unbounded wealth. But she was seriously alarmed
- when Dousterswivel was sent for to the Castle, and was closeted with her
- father&mdash;his mishap condoled with&mdash;his part taken, and his loss
- compensated. All the suspicions which she had long entertained respecting
- this man became strengthened, by observing his pains to keep up the
- golden dreams of her father, and to secure for himself, under various
- pretexts, as much as possible out of the windfall which had so strangely
- fallen to Sir Arthur's share.
-</p>
-<p>
- Other evil symptoms began to appear, following close on each other.
- Letters arrived every post, which Sir Arthur, as soon as he had looked at
- the directions, flung into the fire without taking the trouble to open
- them. Miss Wardour could not help suspecting that these epistles, the
- contents of which seemed to be known to her father by a sort of
- intuition, came from pressing creditors. In the meanwhile, the temporary
- aid which he had received from the treasure dwindled fast away. By far
- the greater part had been swallowed up by the necessity of paying the
- bill of six hundred pounds, which had threatened Sir Arthur with instant
- distress. Of the rest, some part was given to the adept, some wasted upon
- extravagances which seemed to the poor knight fully authorized by his
- full-blown hopes,&mdash;and some went to stop for a time the mouths of such
- claimants as, being weary of fair promises, had become of opinion with
- Harpagon, that it was necessary to touch something substantial. At length
- circumstances announced but too plainly, that it was all expended within
- two or three days after its discovery; and there appeared no prospect of
- a supply. Sir Arthur, naturally impatient, now taxed Dousterswivel anew
- with breach of those promises through which he had hoped to convert all
- his lead into gold. But that worthy gentleman's turn was now served; and
- as he had grace enough to wish to avoid witnessing the fall of the house
- which he had undermined, he was at the trouble of bestowing a few learned
- terms of art upon Sir Arthur, that at least he might not be tormented
- before his time. He took leave of him, with assurances that he would
- return to Knockwinnock the next morning, with such information as would
- not fail to relieve Sir Arthur from all his distresses.
-</p>
-<p>
- "For, since I have consulted in such matters, I ave never," said Mr.
- Herman Dousterswivel, "approached so near de <i>arcanum,</i> what you call de
- great mystery,&mdash;de Panchresta&mdash;de Polychresta&mdash;I do know as much of it as
- Pelaso de Taranta, or Basilius&mdash;and either I will bring you in two and
- tree days de No. III. of Mr. Mishdigoat, or you shall call me one knave
- myself, and never look me in de face again no more at all."
-</p>
-<p>
- The adept departed with this assurance, in the firm resolution of making
- good the latter part of the proposition, and never again appearing before
- his injured patron. Sir Arthur remained in a doubtful and anxious state
- of mind. The positive assurances of the philosopher, with the hard words
- Panchresta, Basilius, and so forth, produced some effect on his mind. But
- he had been too often deluded by such jargon, to be absolutely relieved
- of his doubt, and he retired for the evening into his library, in the
- fearful state of one who, hanging over a precipice, and without the means
- of retreat, perceives the stone on which he rests gradually parting from
- the rest of the crag, and about to give way with him.
-</p>
-<p>
- The visions of hope decayed, and there increased in proportion that
- feverish agony of anticipation with which a man, educated in a sense of
- consequence, and possessed of opulence,&mdash;the supporter of an ancient
- name, and the father of two promising children,&mdash;foresaw the hour
- approaching which should deprive him of all the splendour which time had
- made familiarly necessary to him, and send him forth into the world to
- struggle with poverty, with rapacity, and with scorn. Under these dire
- forebodings, his temper, exhausted by the sickness of delayed hope,
- became peevish and fretful, and his words and actions sometimes expressed
- a reckless desperation, which alarmed Miss Wardour extremely. We have
- seen, on a former occasion, that Sir Arthur was a man of passions lively
- and quick, in proportion to the weakness of his character in other
- respects; he was unused to contradiction, and if he had been hitherto, in
- general, good-humoured and cheerful, it was probably because the course
- of his life had afforded no such frequent provocation as to render his
- irritability habitual.
-</p>
-<p>
- On the third morning after Dousterswivel's departure, the servant, as
- usual, laid on the breakfast table the newspaper and letters of the day.
- Miss Wardour took up the former to avoid the continued ill-humour of her
- father, who had wrought himself into a violent passion, because the toast
- was over-browned.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I perceive how it is," was his concluding speech on this interesting
- subject,&mdash;"my servants, who have had their share of my fortune, begin to
- think there is little to be made of me in future. But while I <i>am</i> the
- scoundrel's master I will be so, and permit no neglect&mdash;no, nor endure a
- hair's-breadth diminution of the respect I am entitled to exact from
- them."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am ready to leave your honour's service this instant," said the
- domestic upon whom the fault had been charged, "as soon as you order
- payment of my wages."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur, as if stung by a serpent, thrust his hand into his pocket,
- and instantly drew out the money which it contained, but which was short
- of the man's claim. "What money have you got, Miss Wardour?" he said, in
- a tone of affected calmness, but which concealed violent agitation.
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour gave him her purse; he attempted to count the bank notes
- which it contained, but could not reckon them. After twice miscounting
- the sum, he threw the whole to his daughter, and saying, in a stern
- voice, "Pay the rascal, and let him leave the house instantly!" he strode
- out of the room.
-</p>
-<p>
- The mistress and servant stood alike astonished at the agitation and
- vehemence of his manner.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am sure, ma'am, if I had thought I was particularly wrang, I wadna hae
- made ony answer when Sir Arthur challenged me. I hae been lang in his
- service, and he has been a kind master, and you a kind mistress, and I
- wad like ill ye should think I wad start for a hasty word. I am sure it
- was very wrang o' me to speak about wages to his honour, when maybe he
- has something to vex him. I had nae thoughts o' leaving the family in
- this way."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Go down stair, Robert," said his mistress&mdash;"something has happened to
- fret my father&mdash;go down stairs, and let Alick answer the bell."
-</p>
-<p>
- When the man left the room, Sir Arthur re-entered, as if he had been
- watching his departure. "What's the meaning of this?" he said hastily, as
- he observed the notes lying still on the table&mdash;"Is he not gone? Am I
- neither to be obeyed as a master or a father?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "He is gone to give up his charge to the housekeeper, sir,&mdash;I thought
- there was not such instant haste."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There <i>is</i> haste, Miss Wardour," answered her father, interrupting
- her;&mdash;"What I do henceforth in the house of my forefathers, must be done
- speedily, or never."
-</p>
-<p>
- He then sate down, and took up with a trembling hand the basin of tea
- prepared for him, protracting the swallowing of it, as if to delay the
- necessity of opening the post-letters which lay on the table, and which
- he eyed from time to time, as if they had been a nest of adders ready to
- start into life and spring upon him.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You will be happy to hear," said Miss Wardour, willing to withdraw her
- father's mind from the gloomy reflections in which he appeared to be
- plunged, "you will be happy to hear, sir, that Lieutenant Taffril's
- gun-brig has got safe into Leith Roads&mdash;I observe there had been
- apprehensions for his safety&mdash;I am glad we did not hear them till they
- were contradicted."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what is Taffril and his gun-brig to me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir!" said Miss Wardour in astonishment; for Sir Arthur, in his ordinary
- state of mind, took a fidgety sort of interest in all the gossip of the
- day and country.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I say," he repeated in a higher and still more impatient key, "what do I
- care who is saved or lost? It's nothing to me, I suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I did not know you were busy, Sir Arthur; and thought, as Mr. Taffril is
- a brave man, and from our own country, you would be happy to hear"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Oh, I am happy&mdash;as happy as possible&mdash;and, to make you happy too, you
- shall have some of my good news in return." And he caught up a letter.
- "It does not signify which I open first&mdash;they are all to the same tune."
-</p>
-<p>
- He broke the seal hastily, ran the letter over, and then threw it to his
- daughter. "Ay&mdash;I could not have lighted more happily!&mdash;this places the
- copestone."
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour, in silent terror, took up the letter. "Read it&mdash;read it
- aloud!" said her father; "it cannot be read too often; it will serve to
- break you in for other good news of the same kind."
-</p>
-<p>
- She began to read with a faltering voice, "Dear Sir."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He <i>dears</i> me too, you see, this impudent drudge of a writer's office,
- who, a twelvemonth since, was not fit company for my second table&mdash;I
- suppose I shall be dear Knight' with him by and by."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear Sir," resumed Miss Wardour; but, interrupting herself, "I see the
- contents are unpleasant, sir&mdash;it will only vex you my reading them
- aloud."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you will allow me to know my own pleasure, Miss Wardour, I entreat
- you to go on&mdash;I presume, if it were unnecessary, I should not ask you to
- take the trouble."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Having been of late taken into copartnery," continued Miss Wardour,
- reading the letter, "by Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn, son of your late
- correspondent and man of business, Girnigo Greenhorn, Esq., writer to the
- signet, whose business I conducted as parliament-house clerk for many
- years, which business will in future be carried on under the firm of
- Greenhorn and Grinderson (which I memorandum for the sake of accuracy in
- addressing your future letters), and having had of late favours of yours,
- directed to my aforesaid partner, Gilbert Greenhorn, in consequence of
- his absence at the Lamberton races, have the honour to reply to your said
- favours."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You see my friend is methodical, and commences by explaining the causes
- which have procured me so modest and elegant a correspondent. Go on&mdash;I
- can bear it."
-</p>
-<p>
- And he laughed that bitter laugh which is perhaps the most fearful
- expression of mental misery. Trembling to proceed, and yet afraid to
- disobey, Miss Wardour continued to read&mdash;"I am for myself and partner,
- sorry we cannot oblige you by looking out for the sums you mention, or
- applying for a suspension in the case of Goldiebirds' bond, which would
- be more inconsistent, as we have been employed to act as the said
- Goldiebirds' procurators and attorneys, in which capacity we have taken
- out a charge of horning against you, as you must be aware by the schedule
- left by the messenger, for the sum of four thousand seven hundred and
- fifty-six pounds five shillings and sixpence one-fourth of a penny
- sterling, which, with annual-rent and expenses effeiring, we presume will
- be settled during the currency of the charge, to prevent further trouble.
- Same time, I am under the necessity to observe our own account, amounting
- to seven hundred and sixty-nine pounds ten shillings and sixpence, is
- also due, and settlement would be agreeable; but as we hold your rights,
- title-deeds, and documents in hypothec, shall have no objection to give
- reasonable time&mdash;say till the next money term. I am, for myself and
- partner, concerned to add, that Messrs. Goldiebirds' instructions to us
- are to proceed <i>peremptorie</i> and <i>sine mora,</i> of which I have the
- pleasure to advise you, to prevent future mistakes, reserving to
- ourselves otherwise to age' as accords. I am, for self and partner, dear
- sir, your obliged humble servant, Gabriel Grinderson, for Greenhorn and
- Grinderson."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ungrateful villain!" said Miss Wardour.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, no&mdash;it's in the usual rule, I suppose; the blow could not have been
- perfect if dealt by another hand&mdash;it's all just as it should be,"
- answered the poor Baronet, his affected composure sorely belied by his
- quivering lip and rolling eye&mdash;"But here's a postscript I did not
- notice&mdash;come, finish the epistle."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have to add (not for self but partner) that Mr. Greenhorn will
- accommodate you by taking your service of plate, or the bay horses, if
- sound in wind and limb, at a fair appreciation, in part payment of your
- accompt."
-</p>
-<p>
- "G&mdash;d confound him!" said Sir Arthur, losing all command of himself at
- this condescending proposal: "his grandfather shod my father's horses,
- and this descendant of a scoundrelly blacksmith proposes to swindle me
- out of mine! But I will write him a proper answer."
-</p>
-<p>
- And he sate down and began to write with great vehemence, then stopped
- and read aloud:&mdash;"Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn,&mdash;in answer to two letters of a
- late date, I received a letter from a person calling himself Grinderson,
- and designing himself as your partner. When I address any one, I do not
- usually expect to be answered by deputy&mdash;I think I have been useful to
- your father, and friendly and civil to yourself, and therefore am now
- surprised&mdash;And yet," said he, stopping short, "why should I be surprised
- at that or anything else? or why should I take up my time in writing to
- such a scoundrel?&mdash;I shan't be always kept in prison, I suppose; and to
- break that puppy's bones when I get out, shall be my first employment."
-</p>
-<p>
- "In prison, sir?" said Miss Wardour, faintly.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, in prison to be sure. Do you make any question about that? Why, Mr.
- what's his name's fine letter for self and partner seems to be thrown
- away on you, or else you have got four thousand so many hundred pounds,
- with the due proportion of shillings, pence, and half-pence, to pay that
- aforesaid demand, as he calls it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I, sir? O if I had the means!&mdash;But where's my brother?&mdash;why does he not
- come, and so long in Scotland? He might do something to assist us."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Who, Reginald?&mdash;I suppose he's gone with Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn, or some
- such respectable person, to the Lamberton races&mdash;I have expected him this
- week past; but I cannot wonder that my children should neglect me as well
- as every other person. But I should beg your pardon, my love, who never
- either neglected or offended me in your life."
-</p>
-<p>
- And kissing her cheek as she threw her arms round his neck, he
- experienced that consolation which a parent feels, even in the most
- distressed state, in the assurance that he possesses the affection of a
- child.
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour took the advantage of this revulsion of feeling, to
- endeavour to soothe her father's mind to composure. She reminded him that
- he had many friends.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I had many once," said Sir Arthur; "but of some I have exhausted their
- kindness with my frantic projects; others are unable to assist me&mdash;others
- are unwilling. It is all over with me. I only hope Reginald will take
- example by my folly."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Should I not send to Monkbarns, sir?" said his daughter.
-</p>
-<p>
- "To what purpose? He cannot lend me such a sum, and would not if he
- could, for he knows I am otherwise drowned in debt; and he would only
- give me scraps of misanthropy and quaint ends of Latin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But he is shrewd and sensible, and was bred to business, and, I am sure,
- always loved this family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, I believe he did. It is a fine pass we are come to, when the
- affection of an Oldbuck is of consequence to a Wardour! But when matters
- come to extremity, as I suppose they presently will&mdash;it may be as well to
- send for him. And now go take your walk, my dear&mdash;my mind is more
- composed than when I had this cursed disclosure to make. You know the
- worst, and may daily or hourly expect it. Go take your walk&mdash;I would
- willingly be alone for a little while."
-</p>
-<p>
- When Miss Wardour left the apartment, her first occupation was to avail
- herself of the half permission granted by her father, by despatching to
- Monkbarns the messenger, who, as we have already seen, met the Antiquary
- and his nephew on the sea-beach.
-</p>
-<p>
- Little recking, and indeed scarce knowing, where she was wandering,
- chance directed her into the walk beneath the Briery Bank, as it was
- called. A brook, which in former days had supplied the castle-moat with
- water, here descended through a narrow dell, up which Miss Wardour's
- taste had directed a natural path, which was rendered neat and easy of
- ascent, without the air of being formally made and preserved. It suited
- well the character of the little glen, which was overhung with thickets
- and underwood, chiefly of larch and hazel, intermixed with the usual
- varieties of the thorn and brier. In this walk had passed that scene of
- explanation between Miss Wardour and Lovel which was overheard by old
- Edie Ochiltree. With a heart softened by the distress which approached
- her family, Miss Wardour now recalled every word and argument which Lovel
- had urged in support of his suit, and could not help confessing to
- herself, it was no small subject of pride to have inspired a young man of
- his talents with a passion so strong and disinterested. That he should
- have left the pursuit of a profession in which he was said to be rapidly
- rising, to bury himself in a disagreeable place like Fairport, and brood
- over an unrequited passion, might be ridiculed by others as romantic, but
- was naturally forgiven as an excess of affection by the person who was
- the object of his attachment. Had he possessed an independence, however
- moderate, or ascertained a clear and undisputed claim to the rank in
- society he was well qualified to adorn, she might now have had it in her
- power to offer her father, during his misfortunes, an asylum in an
- establishment of her own. These thoughts, so favourable to the absent
- lover, crowded in, one after the other, with such a minute recapitulation
- of his words, looks, and actions, as plainly intimated that his former
- repulse had been dictated rather by duty than inclination. Isabella was
- musing alternately upon this subject, and upon that of her father's
- misfortunes, when, as the path winded round a little hillock covered with
- brushwood, the old Blue-Gown suddenly met her.
-</p>
-<p>
- With an air as if he had something important and mysterious to
- communicate, he doffed his bonnet, and assumed the cautious step and
- voice of one who would not willingly be overheard. "I hae been wishing
- muckle to meet wi' your leddyship&mdash;for ye ken I darena come to the house
- for Dousterswivel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I heard indeed," said Miss Wardour, dropping an alms into the bonnet&mdash;"I
- heard that you had done a very foolish, if not a very bad thing, Edie&mdash;
- and I was sorry to hear it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hout, my bonny leddy&mdash;fulish? A' the world's fules&mdash;and how should auld
- Edie Ochiltree be aye wise?&mdash;And for the evil&mdash;let them wha deal wi'
- Dousterswivel tell whether he gat a grain mair than his deserts."
-</p>
-<p>
- "That may be true, Edie, and yet," said Miss Wardour, "you may have been
- very wrong."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Weel, weel, we'se no dispute that e'ennow&mdash;it's about yoursell I'm gaun
- to speak. Div ye ken what's hanging ower the house of Knockwinnock?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Great distress, I fear, Edie," answered Miss Wardour; "but I am
- surprised it is already so public."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Public!&mdash;Sweepclean, the messenger, will be there the day wi' a' his
- tackle. I ken it frae ane o' his concurrents, as they ca' them, that's
- warned to meet him; and they'll be about their wark belyve; whare they
- clip, there needs nae kame&mdash;they shear close eneugh."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Are you sure this bad hour, Edie, is so very near?&mdash;come, I know, it
- will."
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's e'en as I tell you, leddy. But dinna be cast down&mdash;there's a heaven
- ower your head here, as weel as in that fearful night atween the
- Ballyburghness and the Halket-head. D'ye think He, wha rebuked the
- waters, canna protect you against the wrath of men, though they be armed
- with human authority?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is indeed all we have to trust to."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye dinna ken&mdash;ye dinna ken: when the night's darkest, the dawn's
- nearest. If I had a gude horse, or could ride him when I had him, I
- reckon there wad be help yet. I trusted to hae gotten a cast wi' the
- Royal Charlotte, but she's coupit yonder, it's like, at Kittlebrig. There
- was a young gentleman on the box, and he behuved to drive; and Tam Sang,
- that suld hae mair sense, he behuved to let him, and the daft callant
- couldna tak the turn at the corner o' the brig; and od! he took the
- curbstane, and he's whomled her as I wad whomle a toom bicker&mdash;it was a
- luck I hadna gotten on the tap o' her. Sae I came down atween hope and
- despair, to see if ye wad send me on."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And, Edie&mdash;where would ye go?" said the young lady.
-</p>
-<p>
- "To Tannonburgh, my leddy" (which was the first stage from Fairport, but
- a good deal nearer to Knockwinnock), "and that without delay&mdash;it's a' on
- your ain business."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Our business, Edie? Alas! I give you all credit for your good meaning;
- but"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "There's nae <i>buts</i> about it, my leddy, for gang I maun," said the
- persevering Blue-Gown.
-</p>
-<p>
- "But what is it that you would do at Tannonburgh?&mdash;or how can your going
- there benefit my father's affairs?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, my sweet leddy," said the gaberlunzie, "ye maun just trust that
- bit secret to auld Edie's grey pow, and ask nae questions about it.
- Certainly if I wad hae wared my life for you yon night, I can hae nae
- reason to play an ill pliskie t'ye in the day o' your distress."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Edie, follow me then," said Miss Wardour, "and I will try to get
- you sent to Tannonburgh."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mak haste then, my bonny leddy&mdash;mak haste, for the love o' goodness!"&mdash;
- and he continued to exhort her to expedition until they reached the
- Castle.
-</p>
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-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIRST.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Let those go see who will&mdash;I like it not&mdash;
- For, say he was a slave to rank and pomp,
- And all the nothings he is now divorced from
- By the hard doom of stern necessity:
- Yet it is sad to mark his altered brow,
- Where Vanity adjusts her flimsy veil
- O'er the deep wrinkles of repentant anguish.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- When Miss Wardour arrived in the court of the Castle, she was apprized by
- the first glance that the visit of the officers of the law had already
- taken place. There was confusion, and gloom and sorrow, and curiosity
- among the domestics, while the retainers of the law went from place to
- place, making an inventory of the goods and chattels falling under their
- warrant of distress, or poinding, as it is called in the law of Scotland.
- Captain M'Intyre flew to her, as, struck dumb with the melancholy
- conviction of her father's ruin, she paused upon the threshold of the
- gateway.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear Miss Wardour," he said, "do not make yourself uneasy; my uncle is
- coming immediately, and I am sure he will find some way to clear the
- house of these rascals."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Alas! Captain M'Intyre, I fear it will be too late."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No," answered Edie, impatiently&mdash;"could I but get to Tannonburgh. In the
- name of Heaven, Captain, contrive some way to get me on, and ye'll do
- this poor ruined family the best day's doing that has been done them
- since Redhand's days&mdash;for as sure as e'er an auld saw came true,
- Knockwinnock house and land will be lost and won this day."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, what good can you do, old man?" said Hector.
-</p>
-<p>
- But Robert, the domestic with whom Sir Arthur had been so much displeased
- in the morning, as if he had been watching for an opportunity to display
- his zeal, stepped hastily forward and said to his mistress, "If you
- please, ma'am, this auld man, Ochiltree, is very skeely and auld-farrant
- about mony things, as the diseases of cows and horse, and sic like, and I
- am sure be disna want to be at Tannonburgh the day for naething, since he
- insists on't this gate; and, if your leddyship pleases, I'll drive him
- there in the taxed-cart in an hour's time. I wad fain be of some use&mdash;I
- could bite my very tongue out when I think on this morning."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I am obliged to you, Robert," said Miss Wardour; "and if you really
- think it has the least chance of being useful"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "In the name of God," said the old man, "yoke the cart, Robie, and if I
- am no o' some use, less or mair, I'll gie ye leave to fling me ower
- Kittlebrig as ye come back again. But, O man, haste ye, for time's
- precious this day."
-</p>
-<p>
- Robert looked at his mistress as she retired into the house, and seeing
- he was not prohibited, flew to the stable-yard, which was adjacent to the
- court, in order to yoke the carriage; for, though an old beggar was the
- personage least likely to render effectual assistance in a case of
- pecuniary distress, yet there was among the common people of Edie's
- circle, a general idea of his prudence and sagacity, which authorized
- Robert's conclusion that he would not so earnestly have urged the
- necessity of this expedition had he not been convinced of its utility.
- But so soon as the servant took hold of a horse to harness him for the
- taxed-cart, an officer touched him on the shoulder&mdash;"My friend, you must
- let that beast alone&mdash;he's down in the schedule."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What!" said Robert, "am I not to take my master's horse to go my young
- leddy's errand?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You must remove nothing here," said the man of office, "or you will be
- liable for all consequences."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What the devil, sir," said Hector, who having followed to examine
- Ochiltree more closely on the nature of his hopes and expectations,
- already began to bristle like one of the terriers of his own native
- mountains, and sought but a decent pretext for venting his displeasure,
- "have you the impudence to prevent the young lady's servant from obeying
- her orders?"
-</p>
-<p>
- There was something in the air and tone of the young soldier, which
- seemed to argue that his interference was not likely to be confined to
- mere expostulation; and which, if it promised finally the advantages of a
- process of battery and deforcement, would certainly commence with the
- unpleasant circumstances necessary for founding such a complaint. The
- legal officer, confronted with him of the military, grasped with one
- doubtful hand the greasy bludgeon which was to enforce his authority, and
- with the other produced his short official baton, tipped with silver, and
- having a movable ring upon it&mdash;"Captain M'Intyre,&mdash;Sir, I have no quarrel
- with you,&mdash;but if you interrupt me in my duty, I will break the wand of
- peace, and declare myself deforced."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And who the devil cares," said Hector, totally ignorant of the words of
- judicial action, "whether you declare yourself divorced or married? And
- as to breaking your wand, or breaking the peace, or whatever you call it,
- all I know is, that I will break your bones if you prevent the lad from
- harnessing the horses to obey his mistress's orders."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I take all who stand here to witness," said the messenger, "that I
- showed him my blazon, and explained my character. He that will to Cupar
- maun to Cupar,"&mdash;and he slid his enigmatical ring from one end of the
- baton to the other, being the appropriate symbol of his having been
- forcibly interrupted in the discharge of his duty.
-</p>
-<p>
- Honest Hector, better accustomed to the artillery of the field than to
- that of the law, saw this mystical ceremony with great indifference; and
- with like unconcern beheld the messenger sit down to write out an
- execution of deforcement. But at this moment, to prevent the well-meaning
- hot-headed Highlander from running the risk of a severe penalty, the
- Antiquary arrived puffing and blowing, with his handkerchief crammed
- under his hat, and his wig upon the end of his stick.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What the deuce is the matter here?" he exclaimed, hastily adjusting his
- head-gear; "I have been following you in fear of finding your idle
- loggerhead knocked against one rock or other, and here I find you parted
- with your Bucephalus, and quarrelling with Sweepclean. A messenger,
- Hector, is a worse foe than a <i>phoca,</i> whether it be the <i>phoca barbata,</i>
- or the <i>phoca vitulina</i> of your late conflict."
-</p>
-<p>
- "D&mdash;n the <i>phoca,</i> sir," said Hector, "whether it be the one or the
- other&mdash;I say d&mdash;n them both particularly! I think you would not have me
- stand quietly by and see a scoundrel like this, because he calls himself
- a king's messenger, forsooth&mdash;(I hope the king has many better for his
- meanest errands)&mdash;insult a young lady of family and fashion like Miss
- Wardour?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Rightly argued, Hector," said the Antiquary; "but the king, like other
- people, has now and then shabby errands, and, in your ear, must have
- shabby fellows to do them. But even supposing you unacquainted with the
- statutes of William the Lion, in which <i>capite quarto versu quinto,</i> this
- crime of deforcement is termed <i>despectus Domini Regis</i>&mdash;a contempt, to
- wit, of the king himself, in whose name all legal diligence issues,&mdash;
- could you not have inferred, from the information I took so much pains to
- give you to-day, that those who interrupt officers who come to execute
- letters of caption, are <i>tanquam participes criminis rebellionis?</i> seeing
- that he who aids a rebel, is himself, <i>quodammodo,</i> an accessory to
- rebellion&mdash;But I'll bring you out of this scrape."
-</p>
-<p>
- He then spoke to the messenger, who, upon his arrival, had laid aside all
- thoughts of making a good by-job out of the deforcement, and accepted Mr.
- Oldbuck's assurances that the horse and taxed-cart should be safely
- returned in the course of two or three hours.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Very well, sir," said the Antiquary, "since you are disposed to be so
- civil, you shall have another job in your own best way&mdash;a little cast of
- state politics&mdash;a crime punishable <i>per Legem Juliam,</i> Mr. Sweepclean&mdash;
- Hark thee hither."
-</p>
-<p>
- And after a whisper of five minutes, he gave him a slip of paper, on
- receiving which, the messenger mounted his horse, and, with one of his
- assistants, rode away pretty sharply. The fellow who remained seemed to
- delay his operations purposely, proceeded in the rest of his duty very
- slowly, and with the caution and precision of one who feels himself
- overlooked by a skilful and severe inspector.
-</p>
-<p>
- In the meantime, Oldbuck, taking his nephew by the arm, led him into the
- house, and they were ushered into the presence of Sir Arthur Wardour,
- who, in a flutter between wounded pride, agonized apprehension, and vain
- attempts to disguise both under a show of indifference, exhibited a
- spectacle of painful interest.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Happy to see you, Mr. Oldbuck&mdash;always happy to see my friends in fair
- weather or foul," said the poor Baronet, struggling not for composure,
- but for gaiety&mdash;an affectation which was strongly contrasted by the
- nervous and protracted grasp of his hand, and the agitation of his whole
- demeanour&mdash;"I am happy to see you. You are riding, I see&mdash;I hope in this
- confusion your horses are taken good care of&mdash;I always like to have my
- friend's horses looked after&mdash;Egad! they will have all my care now, for
- you see they are like to leave me none of my own&mdash;he! he! he! eh, Mr.
- Oldbuck?"
-</p>
-<p>
- This attempt at a jest was attended by a hysterical giggle, which poor
- Sir Arthur intended should sound as an indifferent laugh.
-</p>
-<p>
- "You know I never ride, Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I beg your pardon; but sure I saw your nephew arrive on horseback a
- short time since. We must look after officers' horses, and his was as
- handsome a grey charger as I have seen."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur was about to ring the bell, when Mr. Oldbuck said, "My nephew
- came on your own grey horse, Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Mine!" said the poor Baronet; "mine was it? then the sun had been in my
- eyes. Well, I'm not worthy having a horse any longer, since I don't know
- my own when I see him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Good Heaven!" thought Oldbuck, "how is this man altered from the formal
- stolidity of his usual manner!&mdash;he grows wanton under adversity&mdash;<i>Sed
- pereunti mille figurae.</i>"&mdash;He then proceeded aloud&mdash;"Sir Arthur, we must
- necessarily speak a little on business."
-</p>
-<p>
- "To be sure," said Sir Arthur; "but it was so good that I should not know
- the horse I have ridden these five years&mdash;ha! ha! ha!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir Arthur," said the Antiquary, "don't let us waste time which is
- precious; we shall have, I hope, many better seasons for jesting&mdash;
- <i>desipere in loco</i> is the maxim of Horace. I more than suspect this has
- been brought on by the villany of Dousterswivel."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Don't mention his name, sir!" said Sir Arthur; and his manner entirely
- changed from a fluttered affectation of gaiety to all the agitation of
- fury; his eyes sparkled, his mouth foamed, his hands were clenched&mdash;
- "don't mention his name, sir," he vociferated, "unless you would see me
- go mad in your presence! That I should have been such a miserable dolt&mdash;
- such an infatuated idiot&mdash;such a beast endowed with thrice a beast's
- stupidity, to be led and driven and spur-galled by such a rascal, and
- under such ridiculous pretences!&mdash;Mr. Oldbuck, I could tear myself when I
- think of it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I only meant to say," answered the Antiquary, "that this fellow is like
- to meet his reward; and I cannot but think we shall frighten something
- out of him that may be of service to you. He has certainly had some
- unlawful correspondence on the other side of the water."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Has he?&mdash;has he?&mdash;has he indeed?&mdash;then d&mdash;n the house-hold goods,
- horses, and so forth&mdash;I will go to prison a happy man, Mr. Oldbuck. I
- hope in heaven there's a reasonable chance of his being hanged?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Why, pretty fair," said Oldbuck, willing to encourage this diversion, in
- hopes it might mitigate the feelings which seemed like to overset the
- poor man's understanding; "honester men have stretched a rope, or the law
- has been sadly cheated&mdash;But this unhappy business of yours&mdash;can nothing
- be done? Let me see the charge."
-</p>
-<p>
- He took the papers; and, as he read them, his countenance grew hopelessly
- dark and disconsolate. Miss Wardour had by this time entered the
- apartment, and fixing her eyes on Mr. Oldbuck, as if she meant to read
- her fate in his looks, easily perceived, from the change in his eye, and
- the dropping of his nether-jaw, how little was to be hoped.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We are then irremediably ruined, Mr. Oldbuck?" said the young lady.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Irremediably?&mdash;I hope not&mdash;but the instant demand is very large, and
- others will, doubtless, pour in."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, never doubt that, Monkbarns," said Sir Arthur; "where the slaughter
- is, the eagles will be gathered together. I am like a sheep which I have
- seen fall down a precipice, or drop down from sickness&mdash;if you had not
- seen a single raven or hooded crow for a fortnight before, he will not
- lie on the heather ten minutes before half-a-dozen will be picking out
- his eyes (and he drew his hand over his own), and tearing at his
- heartstrings before the poor devil has time to die. But that d&mdash;d
- long-scented vulture that dogged me so long&mdash;you have got him fast, I
- hope?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Fast enough," said the Antiquary; "the gentleman wished to take the
- wings of the morning, and bolt in the what d'ye call it,&mdash;the coach and
- four there. But he would have found twigs limed for him at Edinburgh. As
- it is, he never got so far, for the coach being overturned&mdash;as how could
- it go safe with such a Jonah?&mdash;he has had an infernal tumble, is carried
- into a cottage near Kittlebrig, and to prevent all possibility of escape,
- I have sent your friend Sweepclean to bring him back to Fairport <i>in
- nomine regis,</i> or to act as his sick-nurse at Kittlebrig, as is most
- fitting. And now, Sir Arthur, permit me to have some conversation with
- you on the present unpleasant state of your affairs, that we may see what
- can be done for their extrication;" and the Antiquary led the way into
- the library, followed by the unfortunate gentleman.
-</p>
-<p>
- They had been shut up together for about two hours, when Miss Wardour
- interrupted them with her cloak on as if prepared for a journey. Her
- countenance was very pale, yet expressive of the composure which
- characterized her disposition.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The messenger is returned, Mr. Oldbuck."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Returned?&mdash;What the devil! he has not let the fellow go?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "No&mdash;I understand he has carried him to confinement; and now he is
- returned to attend my father, and says he can wait no longer."
-</p>
-<p>
- A loud wrangling was now heard on the staircase, in which the voice of
- Hector predominated. "You an officer, sir, and these ragamuffins a party!
- a parcel of beggarly tailor fellows&mdash;tell yourselves off by nine, and we
- shall know your effective strength."
-</p>
-<p>
- The grumbling voice of the man of law was then heard indistinctly
- muttering a reply, to which Hector retorted&mdash;"Come, come, sir, this won't
- do;&mdash;march your party, as you call them, out of this house directly, or
- I'll send you and them to the right about presently."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The devil take Hector," said the Antiquary, hastening to the scene of
- action; "his Highland blood is up again, and we shall have him fighting a
- duel with the bailiff. Come, Mr. Sweepclean, you must give us a little
- time&mdash;I know you would not wish to hurry Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- "By no means, sir," said the messenger, putting his hat off, which he had
- thrown on to testify defiance of Captain M'Intyre's threats; "but your
- nephew, sir, holds very uncivil language, and I have borne too much of it
- already; and I am not justified in leaving my prisoner any longer after
- the instructions I received, unless I am to get payment of the sums
- contained in my diligence." And he held out the caption, pointing with
- the awful truncheon, which he held in his right hand, to the formidable
- line of figures jotted upon the back thereof.
-</p>
-<p>
- Hector, on the other hand, though silent from respect to his uncle,
- answered this gesture by shaking his clenched fist at the messenger with
- a frown of Highland wrath.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Foolish boy, be quiet," said Oldbuck, "and come with me into the room&mdash;
- the man is doing his miserable duty, and you will only make matters worse
- by opposing him.&mdash;I fear, Sir Arthur, you must accompany this man to
- Fairport; there is no help for it in the first instance&mdash;I will accompany
- you, to consult what further can be done&mdash;My nephew will escort Miss
- Wardour to Monkbarns, which I hope she will make her residence until
- these unpleasant matters are settled."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I go with my father, Mr. Oldbuck," said Miss Wardour firmly&mdash;"I have
- prepared his clothes and my own&mdash;I suppose we shall have the use of the
- carriage?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Anything in reason, madam," said the messenger; "I have ordered it out,
- and it's at the door&mdash;I will go on the box with the coachman&mdash;I have no
- desire to intrude&mdash;but two of the concurrents must attend on horseback."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will attend too," said Hector, and he ran down to secure a horse for
- himself.
-</p>
-<p>
- "We must go then," said the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "To jail," said the Baronet, sighing involuntarily. "And what of that?"
- he resumed, in a tone affectedly cheerful&mdash;"it is only a house we can't
- get out of, after all&mdash;Suppose a fit of the gout, and Knockwinnock would
- be the same&mdash;Ay, ay, Monkbarns&mdash;we'll call it a fit of the gout without
- the d&mdash;d pain."
-</p>
-<p>
- But his eyes swelled with tears as he spoke, and his faltering accent
- marked how much this assumed gaiety cost him. The Antiquary wrung his
- hand, and, like the Indian Banians, who drive the real terms of an
- important bargain by signs, while they are apparently talking of
- indifferent matters, the hand of Sir Arthur, by its convulsive return of
- the grasp, expressed his sense of gratitude to his friend, and the real
- state of his internal agony.&mdash;They stepped slowly down the magnificent
- staircase&mdash;every well-known object seeming to the unfortunate father and
- daughter to assume a more prominent and distinct appearance than usual,
- as if to press themselves on their notice for the last time.
-</p>
-<p>
- At the first landing-place, Sir Arthur made an agonized pause; and as he
- observed the Antiquary look at him anxiously, he said with assumed
- dignity&mdash;"Yes, Mr. Oldbuck, the descendant of an ancient line&mdash;the
- representative of Richard Redhand and Gamelyn de Guardover, may be
- pardoned a sigh when he leaves the castle of his fathers thus poorly
- escorted. When I was sent to the Tower with my late father, in the year
- 1745, it was upon a charge becoming our birth&mdash;upon an accusation of high
- treason, Mr. Oldbuck;&mdash;we were escorted from Highgate by a troop of
- life-guards, and committed upon a secretary of state's warrant; and now,
- here I am, in my old age, dragged from my household by a miserable
- creature like that" (pointing to the messenger), "and for a paltry
- concern of pounds, shillings, and pence."
-</p>
-<p>
- "At least," said Oldbuck, "you have now the company of a dutiful
- daughter, and a sincere friend, if you will permit me to say so, and that
- may be some consolation, even without the certainty that there can be no
- hanging, drawing, or quartering, on the present occasion. But I hear that
- choleric boy as loud as ever. I hope to God he has got into no new
- broil!&mdash;it was an accursed chance that brought him here at all."
-</p>
-<p>
- In fact, a sudden clamour, in which the loud voice and somewhat northern
- accent of Hector was again preeminently distinguished, broke off this
- conversation. The cause we must refer to the next CHAPTER.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0022"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SECOND.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Fortune, you say, flies from us&mdash;She but circles,
- Like the fleet sea-bird round the fowler's skiff,&mdash;
- Lost in the mist one moment, and the next
- Brushing the white sail with her whiter wing,
- As if to court the aim.&mdash;Experience watches,
- And has her on the wheel&mdash;
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The shout of triumph in Hector's warlike tones was not easily
- distinguished from that of battle. But as he rushed up stairs with a
- packet in his hand, exclaiming, "Long life to an old soldier! here comes
- Edie with a whole budget of good news!" it became obvious that his
- present cause of clamour was of an agreeable nature. He delivered the
- letter to Oldbuck, shook Sir Arthur heartily by the hand, and wished Miss
- Wardour joy, with all the frankness of Highland congratulation. The
- messenger, who had a kind of instinctive terror for Captain M'Intyre,
- drew towards his prisoner, keeping an eye of caution on the soldier's
- motions.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Don't suppose I shall trouble myself about you, you dirty fellow," said
- the soldier; "there's a guinea for the fright I have given you; and here
- comes an old <i>forty-two</i> man, who is a fitter match for you than I am."
-</p>
-<p>
- The messenger (one of those dogs who are not too scornful to eat dirty
- puddings) caught in his hand the guinea which Hector chucked at his face;
- and abode warily and carefully the turn which matters were now to take.
- All voices meanwhile were loud in inquiries, which no one was in a hurry
- to answer.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is the matter, Captain M'Intyre?" said Sir Arthur.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ask old Edie," said Hector;&mdash;"I only know all's safe and well."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What is all this, Edie?" said Miss Wardour to the mendicant.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Your leddyship maun ask Monkbarns, for he has gotten the yepistolary
- correspondensh."
-</p>
-<p>
- "God save the king!" exclaimed the Antiquary at the first glance at the
- contents of his packet, and, surprised at once out of decorum,
- philosophy, and phlegm, he skimmed his cocked hat in the air, from which
- it descended not again, being caught in its fall by a branch of the
- chandelier. He next, looking joyously round, laid a grasp on his wig,
- which he perhaps would have sent after the beaver, had not Edie stopped
- his hand, exclaiming "Lordsake! he's gaun gyte!&mdash;mind Caxon's no here to
- repair the damage."
-</p>
-<p>
- Every person now assailed the Antiquary, clamouring to know the cause of
- so sudden a transport, when, somewhat ashamed of his rapture, he fairly
- turned tail, like a fox at the cry of a pack of hounds, and ascending the
- stair by two steps at a time, gained the upper landing-place, where,
- turning round, he addressed the astonished audience as follows:&mdash;
-</p>
-<a name="image-0008"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pb271.jpg" height="469" width="735"
-alt="My Good Friends, 'favete Linguis'
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- "My good friends, <i>favete linguis</i>&mdash;To give you information, I must
- first, according to logicians, be possessed of it myself; and, therefore,
- with your leaves, I will retire into the library to examine these
- papers&mdash;Sir Arthur and Miss Wardour will have the goodness to step into the
- parlour&mdash;Mr. Sweepclean, <i>secede paulisper,</i> or, in your own language,
- grant us a supersedere of diligence for five minutes&mdash;Hector, draw off
- your forces, and make your bear-garden flourish elsewhere&mdash;and, finally,
- be all of good cheer till my return, which will be <i>instanter.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- The contents of the packet were indeed so little expected, that the
- Antiquary might be pardoned, first his ecstasy, and next his desire of
- delaying to communicate the intelligence they conveyed, until it was
- arranged and digested in his own mind.
-</p>
-<p>
- Within the envelope was a letter addressed to Jonathan Oldbuck, Esq. of
- Monkbarns, of the following purport:&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear Sir,&mdash;To you, as my father's proved and valued friend, I venture to
- address myself, being detained here by military duty of a very pressing
- nature. You must by this time be acquainted with the entangled state of
- our affairs; and I know it will give you great pleasure to learn, that I
- am as fortunately as unexpectedly placed in a situation to give effectual
- assistance for extricating them. I understand Sir Arthur is threatened
- with severe measures by persons who acted formerly as his agents; and, by
- advice of a creditable man of business here, I have procured the enclosed
- writing, which I understand will stop their proceedings until their claim
- shall be legally discussed, and brought down to its proper amount. I also
- enclose bills to the amount of one thousand pounds to pay any other
- pressing demands, and request of your friendship to apply them according
- to your discretion. You will be surprised I give you this trouble, when
- it would seem more natural to address my father directly in his own
- affairs. But I have yet had no assurance that his eyes are opened to the
- character of a person against whom you have often, I know, warned him,
- and whose baneful influence has been the occasion of these distresses.
- And as I owe the means of relieving Sir Arthur to the generosity of a
- matchless friend, it is my duty to take the most certain measures for the
- supplies being devoted to the purpose for which they were destined,&mdash;and
- I know your wisdom and kindness will see that it is done. My friend, as
- he claims an interest in your regard, will explain some views of his own
- in the enclosed letter. The state of the post-office at Fairport being
- rather notorious, I must send this letter to Tannonburgh; but the old man
- Ochiltree, whom particular circumstances have recommended as trustworthy,
- has information when the packet is likely to reach that place, and will
- take care to forward it. I expect to have soon an opportunity to
- apologize in person for the trouble I now give, and have the honour to be
- your very faithful servant,
-</p>
-<p>
- "Reginald Gamelyn Wardour."
- "Edinburgh, 6th August, 179-."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary hastily broke the seal of the enclosure, the contents of
- which gave him equal surprise and pleasure. When he had in some measure
- composed himself after such unexpected tidings, he inspected the other
- papers carefully, which all related to business&mdash;put the bills into his
- pocket-book, and wrote a short acknowledgment to be despatched by that
- day's post, for he was extremely methodical in money matters&mdash;and lastly,
- fraught with all the importance of disclosure, he descended to the
- parlour.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sweepclean," said he, as he entered, to the officer who stood
- respectfully at the door, "you must sweep yourself clean out of
- Knockwinnock Castle, with all your followers, tag-rag and bob-tail. Seest
- thou this paper, man?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "A sist on a bill o' suspension," said the messenger, with a disappointed
- look;&mdash;"I thought it would be a queer thing if ultimate diligence was to
- be done against sic a gentleman as Sir Arthur&mdash;Weel, sir, I'se go my ways
- with my party&mdash;And who's to pay my charges?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "They who employed thee," replied Oldbuck, "as thou full well dost
- know.&mdash;But here comes another express: this is a day of news, I think."
-</p>
-<p>
- This was Mr. Mailsetter on his mare from Fairport, with a letter for Sir
- Arthur, another to the messenger, both of which, he said, he was directed
- to forward instantly. The messenger opened his, observing that Greenhorn
- and Grinderson were good enough men for his expenses, and here was a
- letter from them desiring him to stop the diligence. Accordingly, he
- immediately left the apartment, and staying no longer than to gather his
- posse together, he did then, in the phrase of Hector, who watched his
- departure as a jealous mastiff eyes the retreat of a repulsed beggar,
- evacuate Flanders.
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur's letter was from Mr. Greenhorn, and a curiosity in its way.
- We give it, with the worthy Baronet's comments.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir&mdash;[Oh! I am <i>dear</i> sir no longer; folks are only dear to Messrs.
- Greenhorn and Grinderson when they are in adversity]&mdash;Sir, I am much
- concerned to learn, on my return from the country, where I was called on
- particular business [a bet on the sweepstakes, I suppose], that my
- partner had the impropriety, in my absence, to undertake the concerns of
- Messrs. Goldiebirds in preference to yours, and had written to you in an
- unbecoming manner. I beg to make my most humble apology, as well as Mr.
- Grindersons&mdash;[come, I see he can write for himself and partner too]&mdash;and
- trust it is impossible you can think me forgetful of, or ungrateful for,
- the constant patronage which my family [<i>his</i> family! curse him for a
- puppy!] have uniformly experienced from that of Knockwinnock. I am sorry
- to find, from an interview I had this day with Mr. Wardour, that he is
- much irritated, and, I must own, with apparent reason. But in order to
- remedy as much as in me lies the mistake of which he complains [pretty
- mistake, indeed! to clap his patron into jail], I have sent this express
- to discharge all proceedings against your person or property; and at the
- same time to transmit my respectful apology. I have only to add, that Mr.
- Grinderson is of opinion, that if restored to your confidence, he could
- point out circumstances connected with Messrs. Goldiebirds' present claim
- which would greatly reduce its amount [so, so, willing to play the rogue
- on either side]; and that there is not the slightest hurry in settling
- the balance of your accompt with us; and that I am, for Mr. G. as well as
- myself, Dear Sir [O ay, he has written himself into an approach to
- familiarity], your much obliged and most humble servant,
-</p>
-<p>
- "Gilbert Greenhorn."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well said, Mr. Gilbert Greenhorn," said Monkbarns; "I see now there is
- some use in having two attorneys in one firm. Their movements resemble
- those of the man and woman in a Dutch baby-house. When it is fair weather
- with the client, out comes the gentleman partner to fawn like a spaniel;
- when it is foul, forth bolts the operative brother to pin like a
- bull-dog. Well, I thank God that my man of business still wears an
- equilateral cocked hat, has a house in the Old Town, is as much afraid of
- a horse as I am myself, plays at golf of a Saturday, goes to the kirk of
- a Sunday, and, in respect he has no partner, hath only his own folly to
- apologize for."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There are some writers very honest fellows," said Hector; "I should like
- to hear any one say that my cousin, Donald M'Intyre, Strathtudlem's
- seventh son (the other six are in the army), is not as honest a fellow"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "No doubt, no doubt, Hector, all the M'Intyres are so; they have it by
- patent, man&mdash;But I was going to say, that in a profession where unbounded
- trust is necessarily reposed, there is nothing surprising that fools
- should neglect it in their idleness, and tricksters abuse it in their
- knavery. But it is the more to the honour of those (and I will vouch for
- many) who unite integrity with skill and attention, and walk honourably
- upright where there are so many pitfalls and stumbling-blocks for those
- of a different character. To such men their fellow citizens may safely
- entrust the care of protecting their patrimonial rights, and their
- country the more sacred charge of her laws and privileges."
-</p>
-<p>
- "They are best aff, however, that hae least to do with them," said
- Ochiltree, who had stretched his neck into the parlour door; for the
- general confusion of the family not having yet subsided, the domestics,
- like waves after the fall of a hurricane, had not yet exactly regained
- their due limits, but were roaming wildly through the house.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aha, old Truepenny, art thou there?" said the Antiquary. "Sir Arthur,
- let me bring in the messenger of good luck, though he is but a lame one.
- You talked of the raven that scented out the slaughter from afar; but
- here's a blue pigeon (somewhat of the oldest and toughest, I grant) who
- smelled the good news six or seven miles off, flew thither in the
- taxed-cart, and returned with the olive branch."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ye owe it o' to puir Robie that drave me;&mdash;puir fallow," said the
- beggar, "he doubts he's in disgrace wi' my leddy and Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- Robert's repentant and bashful face was seen over the mendicant's
- shoulder.
-</p>
-<p>
- "In disgrace with me?" said Sir Arthur&mdash;"how so?"&mdash;for the irritation
- into which he had worked himself on occasion of the toast had been long
- forgotten. "O, I recollect&mdash;Robert, I was angry, and you were wrong;&mdash;go
- about your work, and never answer a master that speaks to you in a
- passion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nor any one else," said the Antiquary; "for a soft answer turneth away
- wrath."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And tell your mother, who is so ill with the rheumatism, to come down to
- the housekeeper to-morrow," said Miss Wardour, "and we will see what can
- be of service to her."
-</p>
-<p>
- "God bless your leddyship," said poor Robert, "and his honour Sir Arthur,
- and the young laird, and the house of Knockwinnock in a' its branches,
- far and near!&mdash;it's been a kind and gude house to the puir this mony
- hundred years."
-</p>
-<p>
- "There"&mdash;said the Antiquary to Sir Arthur&mdash;"we won't dispute&mdash;but there
- you see the gratitude of the poor people naturally turns to the civil
- virtues of your family. You don't hear them talk of Redhand, or
- Hell-in-Harness. For me, I must say, <i>Odi accipitrem qui semper vivit in
- armis</i>&mdash;so let us eat and drink in peace, and be joyful, Sir Knight."
-</p>
-<p>
- A table was quickly covered in the parlour, where the party sat joyously
- down to some refreshment. At the request of Oldbuck, Edie Ochiltree was
- permitted to sit by the sideboard in a great leathern chair, which was
- placed in some measure behind a screen.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I accede to this the more readily," said Sir Arthur, "because I remember
- in my fathers days that chair was occupied by Ailshie Gourlay, who, for
- aught I know, was the last privileged fool, or jester, maintained by any
- family of distinction in Scotland."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Aweel, Sir Arthur," replied the beggar, who never hesitated an instant
- between his friend and his jest, "mony a wise man sits in a fule's seat,
- and mony a fule in a wise man's, especially in families o' distinction."
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour, fearing the effect of this speech (however worthy of
- Ailsbie Gourlay, or any other privileged jester) upon the nerves of her
- father, hastened to inquire whether ale and beef should not be
- distributed to the servants and people whom the news had assembled round
- the Castle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Surely, my love," said her father; "when was it ever otherwise in our
- families when a siege had been raised?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, a siege laid by Saunders Sweepclean the bailiff, and raised by Edie
- Ochiltree the gaberlunzie, <i>par nobile fratrum,</i>" said Oldbuck, "and well
- pitted against each other in respectability. But never mind, Sir Arthur&mdash;
- these are such sieges and such reliefs as our time of day admits of&mdash;and
- our escape is not less worth commemorating in a glass of this excellent
- wine&mdash;Upon my credit, it is Burgundy, I think."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Were there anything better in the cellar," said Miss Wardour, "it would
- be all too little to regale you after your friendly exertions."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Say you so?" said the Antiquary: "why, then, a cup of thanks to you, my
- fair enemy, and soon may you be besieged as ladies love best to be, and
- sign terms of capitulation in the chapel of Saint Winnox!"
-</p>
-<p>
- Miss Wardour blushed&mdash;Hector coloured, and then grew pale.
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur answered, "My daughter is much obliged to you, Monkbarns; but
- unless you'll accept of her yourself, I really do not know where a poor
- knight's daughter is to seek for an alliance in these mercenary times."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Me, mean ye, Sir Arthur? No, not I! I will claim privilege of the
- duello, and, as being unable to encounter my fair enemy myself, I will
- appear by my champion&mdash;But of this matter hereafter. What do you find in
- the papers there, Hector, that you hold your head down over them as if
- your nose were bleeding?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Nothing particular, sir; but only that, as my arm is now almost quite
- well, I think I shall relieve you of my company in a day or two, and go
- to Edinburgh. I see Major Neville is arrived there. I should like to see
- him."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Major whom?" said his uncle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Major Neville, sir," answered the young soldier.
-</p>
-<p>
- "And who the devil is Major Neville?" demanded the Antiquary.
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, Mr. Oldbuck," said Sir Arthur, "you must remember his name frequently
- in the newspapers&mdash;a very distinguished young officer indeed. But I am
- happy to say that Mr. M'Intyre need not leave Monkbarns to see him, for
- my son writes that the Major is to come with him to Knockwinnock, and I
- need not say how happy I shall be to make the young gentlemen
- acquainted,&mdash;unless, indeed, they are known to each other already."
-</p>
-<p>
- "No, not personally," answered Hector, "but I have had occasion to hear a
- good deal of him, and we have several mutual friends&mdash;your son being one
- of them. But I must go to Edinburgh; for I see my uncle is beginning to
- grow tired of me, and I am afraid"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "That you will grow tired of him?" interrupted Oldbuck,&mdash;"I fear that's
- past praying for. But you have forgotten that the ecstatic twelfth of
- August approaches, and that you are engaged to meet one of Lord
- Glenallan's gamekeepers, God knows where, to persecute the peaceful
- feathered creation."
-</p>
-<p>
- "True, true, uncle&mdash;I had forgot that," exclaimed the volatile Hector;
- "but you said something just now that put everything out of my head."
-</p>
-<p>
- "An it like your honours," said old Edie, thrusting his white head from
- behind the screen, where he had been plentifully regaling himself with
- ale and cold meat&mdash;"an it like your honours, I can tell ye something that
- will keep the Captain wi' us amaist as weel as the pouting&mdash;Hear ye na
- the French are coming?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The French, you blockhead?" answered Oldbuck&mdash;"Bah!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have not had time," said Sir Arthur Wardour, "to look over my
- lieutenancy correspondence for the week&mdash;indeed, I generally make a rule
- to read it only on Wednesdays, except in pressing cases,&mdash;for I do
- everything by method; but from the glance I took of my letters, I
- observed some alarm was entertained."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Alarm?" said Edie, "troth there's alarm, for the provost's gar'd the
- beacon light on the Halket-head be sorted up (that suld hae been sorted
- half a year syne) in an unco hurry, and the council hae named nae less a
- man than auld Caxon himsell to watch the light. Some say it was out o'
- compliment to Lieutenant Taffril,&mdash;for it's neist to certain that he'll
- marry Jenny Caxon,&mdash;some say it's to please your honour and Monkbarns
- that wear wigs&mdash;and some say there's some auld story about a periwig that
- ane o' the bailies got and neer paid for&mdash;Onyway, there he is, sitting
- cockit up like a skart upon the tap o' the craig, to skirl when foul
- weather comes."
-</p>
-<p>
- "On mine honour, a pretty warder," said Monkbarns; "and what's my wig to
- do all the while?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I asked Caxon that very question," answered Ochiltree, "and he said he
- could look in ilka morning, and gie't a touch afore he gaed to his bed,
- for there's another man to watch in the day-time, and Caxon says he'll
- friz your honour's wig as weel sleeping as wauking."
-</p>
-<p>
- This news gave a different turn to the conversation, which ran upon
- national defence, and the duty of fighting for the land we live in, until
- it was time to part. The Antiquary and his nephew resumed their walk
- homeward, after parting from Knockwinnock with the warmest expressions of
- mutual regard, and an agreement to meet again as soon as possible.
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0023"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTY-THIRD.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Nay, if she love me not, I care not for her:
- Shall I look pale because the maiden blooms
- Or sigh because she smiles, and smiles on others
- Not I, by Heaven!&mdash;I hold my peace too dear,
- To let it, like the plume upon her cap,
- Shake at each nod that her caprice shall dictate.
- Old Play.
-</pre>
-<p>
- "Hector," said his uncle to Captain M'Intyre, in the course of their walk
- homeward, "I am sometimes inclined to suspect that, in one respect, you
- are a fool."
-</p>
-<p>
- "If you only think me so in <i>one</i> respect, sir, I am sure you do me more
- grace than I expected or deserve."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I mean in one particular <i>par excellence,</i>" answered the Antiquary. "I
- have sometimes thought that you have cast your eyes upon Miss Wardour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, sir," said M'Intyre, with much composure.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, sir," echoed his uncle&mdash;"Deuce take the fellow! he answers me as
- if it were the most reasonable thing in the world, that he, a captain in
- the army, and nothing at all besides, should marry the daughter of a
- baronet."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I presume to think, sir," said the young Highlander, "there would be no
- degradation on Miss Wardour's part in point of family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "O, Heaven forbid we should come on that topic!&mdash;No, no, equal both&mdash;both
- on the table-land of gentility, and qualified to look down on every
- <i>roturier</i> in Scotland."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And in point of fortune we are pretty even, since neither of us have got
- any," continued Hector. "There may be an error, but I cannot plead guilty
- to presumption."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But here lies the error, then, if you call it so," replied his uncle:
- "she won't have you, Hector."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed, sir?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It is very sure, Hector; and to make it double sure, I must inform you
- that she likes another man. She misunderstood some words I once said to
- her, and I have since been able to guess at the interpretation she put on
- them. At the time I was unable to account for her hesitation and
- blushing; but, my poor Hector, I now understand them as a death-signal to
- your hopes and pretensions. So I advise you to beat your retreat and draw
- off your forces as well as you can, for the fort is too well garrisoned
- for you to storm it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have no occasion to beat any retreat, uncle," said Hector, holding
- himself very upright, and marching with a sort of dogged and offended
- solemnity; "no man needs to retreat that has never advanced. There are
- women in Scotland besides Miss Wardour, of as good family"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "And better taste," said his uncle; "doubtless there are, Hector; and
- though I cannot say but that she is one of the most accomplished as well
- as sensible girls I have seen, yet I doubt, much of her merit would be
- cast away on you. A showy figure, now, with two cross feathers above her
- noddle&mdash;one green, one blue; who would wear a riding-habit of the
- regimental complexion, drive a gig one day, and the next review the
- regiment on the grey trotting pony which dragged that vehicle, <i>hoc erat
- in votis;</i>&mdash;these are the qualities that would subdue you, especially if
- she had a taste for natural history, and loved a specimen of a <i>phoca.</i>"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It's a little hard, sir," said Hector, "I must have that cursed seal
- thrown into my face on all occasions&mdash;but I care little about it&mdash;and I
- shall not break my heart for Miss Wardour. She is free to choose for
- herself, and I wish her all happiness."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Magnanimously resolved, thou prop of Troy! Why, Hector, I was afraid of
- a scene. Your sister told me you were desperately in love with Miss
- Wardour."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir," answered the young man, "you would not have me desperately in love
- with a woman that does not care about me?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, nephew," said the Antiquary, more seriously, "there is doubtless
- much sense in what you say; yet I would have given a great deal, some
- twenty or twenty-five years since, to have been able to think as you do."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Anybody, I suppose, may think as they please on such subjects," said
- Hector.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not according to the old school," said Oldbuck; "but, as I said before,
- the practice of the modern seems in this case the most prudential,
- though, I think, scarcely the most interesting. But tell me your ideas
- now on this prevailing subject of an invasion. The cry is still, They
- come."
-</p>
-<p>
- Hector, swallowing his mortification, which he was peculiarly anxious to
- conceal from his uncle's satirical observation, readily entered into a
- conversation which was to turn the Antiquary's thoughts from Miss Wardour
- and the seal. When they reached Monkbarns, the communicating to the
- ladies the events which had taken place at the castle, with the
- counter-information of how long dinner had waited before the womankind
- had ventured to eat it in the Antiquary's absence, averted these delicate
- topics of discussion.
-</p>
-<p>
- The next morning the Antiquary arose early, and, as Caxon had not yet
- made his appearance, he began mentally to feel the absence of the petty
- news and small talk of which the ex-peruquier was a faithful reporter,
- and which habit had made as necessary to the Antiquary as his occasional
- pinch of snuff, although he held, or affected to hold, both to be of the
- same intrinsic value. The feeling of vacuity peculiar to such a
- deprivation, was alleviated by the appearance of old Ochiltree,
- sauntering beside the clipped yew and holly hedges, with the air of a
- person quite at home. Indeed, so familiar had he been of late, that even
- Juno did not bark at him, but contented herself with watching him with a
- close and vigilant eye. Our Antiquary stepped out in his night-gown, and
- instantly received and returned his greeting.
-</p>
-<p>
- "They are coming now, in good earnest, Monkbarns. I just cam frae
- Fairport to bring ye the news, and then I'll step away back again. The
- Search has just come into the bay, and they say she's been chased by a
- French fleet.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The Search?" said Oldbuck, reflecting a moment. "Oho!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Ay, ay, Captain Taffril's gun-brig, the Search."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What? any relation to <i>Search, No. II.?</i>" said Oldbuck, catching at the
- light which the name of the vessel seemed to throw on the mysterious
- chest of treasure.
-</p>
-<p>
- The mendicant, like a man detected in a frolic, put his bonnet before his
- face, yet could not help laughing heartily.&mdash;"The deil's in you,
- Monkbarns, for garring odds and evens meet. Wha thought ye wad hae laid
- that and that thegither? Od, I am clean catch'd now."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I see it all," said Oldbuck, "as plain as the legend on a medal of high
- preservation&mdash;the box in which the' bullion was found belonged to the
- gun-brig, and the treasure to my phoenix?"&mdash;(Edie nodded assent),&mdash;"and
- was buried there that Sir Arthur might receive relief in his
- difficulties?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "By me," said Edie, "and twa o' the brig's men&mdash;but they didna ken its
- contents, and thought it some bit smuggling concern o' the Captain's. I
- watched day and night till I saw it in the right hand; and then, when
- that German deevil was glowering at the lid o' the kist (they liked
- mutton weel that licked where the yowe lay), I think some Scottish deevil
- put it into my head to play him yon ither cantrip. Now, ye see, if I had
- said mair or less to Bailie Littlejohn, I behoved till hae come out wi'
- a' this story; and vexed would Mr. Lovel hae been to have it brought to
- light&mdash;sae I thought I would stand to onything rather than that."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I must say he has chosen his confidant well," said Oldbuck, "though
- somewhat strangely."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I'll say this for mysell, Monkbarns," answered the mendicant, "that I am
- the fittest man in the haill country to trust wi' siller, for I neither
- want it, nor wish for it, nor could use it if I had it. But the lad hadna
- muckle choice in the matter, for he thought he was leaving the country
- for ever (I trust he's mistaen in that though); and the night was set in
- when we learned, by a strange chance, Sir Arthur's sair distress, and
- Lovel was obliged to be on board as the day dawned. But five nights
- afterwards the brig stood into the bay, and I met the boat by
- appointment, and we buried the treasure where ye fand it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "This was a very romantic, foolish exploit," said Oldbuck: "why not trust
- me, or any other friend?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The blood o' your sister's son," replied Edie, "was on his hands, and
- him maybe dead outright&mdash;what time had he to take counsel?&mdash;or how could
- he ask it of you, by onybody?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are right. But what if Dousterswivel had come before you?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "There was little fear o' his coming there without Sir Arthur: he had
- gotten a sair gliff the night afore, and never intended to look near the
- place again, unless he had been brought there sting and ling. He ken'd
- weel the first pose was o' his ain hiding, and how could he expect a
- second? He just havered on about it to make the mair o' Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Then how," said Oldbuck, "should Sir Arthur have come there unless the
- German had brought him?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Umph!" answered Edie drily. "I had a story about Misticot wad hae
- brought him forty miles, or you either. Besides, it was to be thought he
- would be for visiting the place he fand the first siller in&mdash;he ken'd na
- the secret o' that job. In short, the siller being in this shape, Sir
- Arthur in utter difficulties, and Lovel determined he should never ken
- the hand that helped him,&mdash;for that was what he insisted maist upon,&mdash;we
- couldna think o' a better way to fling the gear in his gate, though we
- simmered it and wintered it e'er sae lang. And if by ony queer mischance
- Doustercivil had got his claws on't, I was instantly to hae informed you
- or the Sheriff o' the haill story."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, notwithstanding all these wise precautions, I think your
- contrivance succeeded better than such a clumsy one deserved, Edie. But
- how the deuce came Lovel by such a mass of silver ingots?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "That's just what I canna tell ye&mdash;But they were put on board wi' his
- things at Fairport, it's like, and we stowed them into ane o' the
- ammunition-boxes o' the brig, baith for concealment and convenience of
- carriage."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Lord!" said Oldbuck, his recollection recurring to the earlier part of
- his acquaintance with Lovel; "and this young fellow, who was putting
- hundreds on so strange a hazard, I must be recommending a subscription to
- him, and paying his bill at the Ferry! I never will pay any person's bill
- again, that's certain.&mdash;And you kept up a constant correspondence with
- Lovel, I suppose?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I just gat ae bit scrape o' a pen frae him, to say there wad, as
- yesterday fell, be a packet at Tannonburgh, wi' letters o' great
- consequence to the Knockwinnock folk; for they jaloused the opening of
- our letters at Fairport&mdash;And that's a's true; I hear Mrs. Mailsetter is
- to lose her office for looking after other folk's business and neglecting
- her ain."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what do you expect now, Edie, for being the adviser, and messenger,
- and guard, and confidential person in all these matters?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Deil haet do I expect&mdash;excepting that a' the gentles will come to the
- gaberlunzie's burial; and maybe ye'll carry the head yoursell, as ye did
- puir Steenie Mucklebackit's.&mdash;What trouble was't to me? I was ganging
- about at ony rate&mdash;Oh, but I was blythe when I got out of Prison, though;
- for I thought, what if that weary letter should come when I am closed up
- here like an oyster, and a' should gang wrang for want o't? and whiles I
- thought I maun mak a clean breast and tell you a' about it; but then I
- couldna weel do that without contravening Mr. Lovel's positive orders;
- and I reckon he had to see somebody at Edinburgh afore he could do what
- he wussed to do for Sir Arthur and his family."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, and to your public news, Edie&mdash;So they are still coming are they?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth they say sae, sir; and there's come down strict orders for the
- forces and volunteers to be alert; and there's a clever young officer to
- come here forthwith, to look at our means o' defence&mdash;I saw the Bailies
- lass cleaning his belts and white breeks&mdash;I gae her a hand, for ye maun
- think she wasna ower clever at it, and sae I gat a' the news for my
- pains."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And what think you, as an old soldier?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth I kenna&mdash;an they come so mony as they speak o', they'll be odds
- against us. But there's mony yauld chields amang thae volunteers; and I
- mauna say muckle about them that's no weel and no very able, because I am
- something that gate mysell&mdash;But we'se do our best."
-</p>
-<p>
- "What! so your martial spirit is rising again, Edie?
-</p>
-<pre>
- Even in our ashes glow their wonted fires!
-</pre>
-<p>
- I would not have thought you, Edie, had so much to fight for?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Me</i> no muckle to fight for, sir?&mdash;isna there the country to fight for,
- and the burnsides that I gang daundering beside, and the hearths o'the
- gudewives that gie me my bit bread, and the bits o' weans that come
- toddling to play wi' me when I come about a landward town?&mdash;Deil!" he
- continued, grasping his pike-staff with great emphasis, "an I had as gude
- pith as I hae gude-will, and a gude cause, I should gie some o' them a
- day's kemping."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Bravo, bravo, Edie! The country's in little ultimate danger, when the
- beggar's as ready to fight for his dish as the laird for his land."
-</p>
-<p>
- Their further conversation reverted to the particulars of the night
- passed by the mendicant and Lovel in the ruins of St. Ruth; by the
- details of which the Antiquary was highly amused.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I would have given a guinea," he said, "to have seen the scoundrelly
- German under the agonies of those terrors, which it is part of his own
- quackery to inspire into others; and trembling alternately for the fury
- of his patron, and the apparition of some hobgoblin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Troth," said the beggar, "there was time for him to be cowed; for ye wad
- hae thought the very spirit of Hell-in-Harness had taken possession o'
- the body o' Sir Arthur. But what will come o' the land-louper?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have had a letter this morning, from which I understand he has
- acquitted you of the charge he brought against you, and offers to make
- such discoveries as will render the settlement of Sir Arthur's affairs a
- more easy task than we apprehended&mdash;So writes the Sheriff; and adds, that
- he has given some private information of importance to Government, in
- consideration of which, I understand he will be sent back to play the
- knave in his own country."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And a' the bonny engines, and wheels, and the coves, and sheughs, doun
- at Glenwithershins yonder, what's to come o' them?" said Edie.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I hope the men, before they are dispersed, will make a bonfire of their
- gimcracks, as an army destroy their artillery when forced to raise a
- siege. And as for the holes, Edie, I abandon them as rat-traps, for the
- benefit of the next wise men who may choose to drop the substance to
- snatch at a shadow."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hech, sirs! guide us a'! to burn the engines? that's a great waste&mdash;Had
- ye na better try to get back part o' your hundred pounds wi' the sale o'
- the materials?" he continued, with a tone of affected condolence.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Not a farthing," said the Antiquary, peevishly, taking a turn from him,
- and making a step or two away. Then returning, half-smiling at his own
- pettishness, he said, "Get thee into the house, Edie, and remember my
- counsel, never speak to me about a mine, nor to my nephew Hector about a
- <i>phoca,</i> that is a sealgh, as you call it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I maun be ganging my ways back to Fairport," said the wanderer; "I want
- to see what they're saying there about the invasion;&mdash;but I'll mind what
- your honour says, no to speak to you about a sealgh, or to the Captain
- about the hundred pounds that you gied to Douster"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Confound thee!&mdash;I desired thee not to mention that to me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Dear me!" said Edie, with affected surprise; "weel, I thought there was
- naething but what your honour could hae studden in the way o' agreeable
- conversation, unless it was about the Praetorian yonder, or the bodle
- that the packman sauld to ye for an auld coin."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pshaw! pshaw!" said the Antiquary, turning from him hastily, and
- retreating into the house.
-</p>
-<p>
- The mendicant looked after him a moment, and with a chuckling laugh, such
- as that with which a magpie or parrot applauds a successful exploit of
- mischief, he resumed once more the road to Fairport. His habits had given
- him a sort of restlessness, much increased by the pleasure he took in
- gathering news; and in a short time he had regained the town which he
- left in the morning, for no reason that he knew himself, unless just to
- "hae a bit crack wi' Monkbarns."
-</p>
-<a name="2HCH0024"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FOURTH.
-</h2>
-<pre>
- Red glared the beacon on Pownell
- On Skiddaw there were three;
- The bugle horn on moor and fell
- Was heard continually.
- James Hogg.
-</pre>
-<p>
- The watch who kept his watch on the hill, and looked towards Birnam,
- probably conceived himself dreaming when he first beheld the fated grove
- put itself into motion for its march to Dunsinane. Even so old Caxon, as
- perched in his hut, he qualified his thoughts upon the approaching
- marriage of his daughter, and the dignity of being father-in-law to
- Lieutenant Taffril, with an occasional peep towards the signal-post with
- which his own corresponded, was not a little surprised by observing a
- light in that direction. He rubbed his eyes, looked again, adjusting his
- observation by a cross-staff which had been placed so as to bear upon the
- point. And behold, the light increased, like a comet to the eye of the
- astronomer, "with fear of change perplexing nations."
-</p>
-<p>
- "The Lord preserve us!" said Caxon, "what's to be done now? But there
- will be wiser heads than mine to look to that, sae I'se e'en fire the
- beacon."
-</p>
-<p>
- And he lighted the beacon accordingly, which threw up to the sky a long
- wavering train of light, startling the sea-fowl from their nests, and
- reflected far beneath by the reddening billows of the sea. The brother
- warders of Caxon being equally diligent, caught, and repeated his signal.
- The lights glanced on headlands and capes and inland hills, and the whole
- district was alarmed by the signal of invasion. *
-</p>
-<p>
- * Note J. Alarms of Invasion.
-</p>
-<p>
- Our Antiquary, his head wrapped warm in two double night-caps, was
- quietly enjoying his repose, when it was suddenly broken by the screams
- of his sister, his niece, and two maid-servants.
-</p>
-<p>
- "What the devil is the matter?" said he, starting up in his bed&mdash;
- "womankind in my room at this hour of night!&mdash;are ye all mad?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "The beacon, uncle!" said Miss M'Intyre.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The French coming to murder us!" screamed Miss Griselda.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The beacon! the beacon!&mdash;the French! the French!&mdash;murder! murder! and
- waur than murder!"&mdash;cried the two handmaidens, like the chorus of an
- opera.
-</p>
-<a name="image-0009"><!--IMG--></a>
-<center>
-<img src="images/pb294.jpg" height="807" width="545"
-alt="The Antiquary Arming
-">
-</center>
-<!--IMAGE END-->
-<p>
- "The French?" said Oldbuck, starting up&mdash;"get out of the room, womankind
- that you are, till I get my things on&mdash;And hark ye, bring me my sword."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Whilk o' them, Monkbarns?" cried his sister, offering a Roman falchion
- of brass with the one hand, and with the other an Andrea Ferrara without
- a handle.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The langest, the langest," cried Jenny Rintherout, dragging in a
- two-handed sword of the twelfth century.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Womankind," said Oldbuck in great agitation, "be composed, and do not
- give way to vain terror&mdash;Are you sure they are come?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sure, sure!" exclaimed Jenny&mdash;"ower sure!&mdash;a' the sea fencibles, and the
- land fencibles, and the volunteers and yeomanry, are on fit, and driving
- to Fairport as hard as horse and man can gang&mdash;and auld Mucklebackit's
- gane wi' the lave&mdash;muckle gude he'll do!&mdash;Hech, sirs!&mdash;<i>he'll</i> be missed
- the morn wha wad hae served king and country weel!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Give me," said Oldbuck, "the sword which my father wore in the year
- forty-five&mdash;it hath no belt or baldrick&mdash;but we'll make shift."
-</p>
-<p>
- So saying he thrust the weapon through the cover of his breeches pocket.
- At this moment Hector entered, who had been to a neighbouring height to
- ascertain whether the alarm was actual.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Where are your arms, nephew?" exclaimed Oldbuck&mdash;"where is your
- double-barrelled gun, that was never out of your hand when there was no
- occasion for such vanities?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pooh! pooh! sir," said Hector, "who ever took a fowling-piece on action?
- I have got my uniform on, you see&mdash;I hope I shall be of more use if they
- will give me a command than I could be with ten double-barrels. And you,
- sir, must get to Fairport, to give directions for quartering and
- maintaining the men and horses, and preventing confusion."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You are right, Hector,&mdash;l believe I shall do as much with my head as my
- hand too. But here comes Sir Arthur Wardour, who, between ourselves, is
- not fit to accomplish much either one way or the other."
-</p>
-<p>
- Sir Arthur was probably of a different opinion; for, dressed in his
- lieutenancy uniform, he was also on the road to Fairport, and called in
- his way to take Mr. Oldbuck with him, having had his original opinion of
- his sagacity much confirmed by late events. And in spite of all the
- entreaties of the womankind that the Antiquary would stay to garrison
- Monkbarns, Mr. Oldbuck, with his nephew, instantly accepted Sir Arthur's
- offer.
-</p>
-<p>
- Those who have witnessed such a scene can alone conceive the state of
- bustle in Fairport. The windows were glancing with a hundred lights,
- which, appearing and disappearing rapidly, indicated the confusion within
- doors. The women of lower rank assembled and clamoured in the
- market-place. The yeomanry, pouring from their different glens, galloped
- through the streets, some individually, some in parties of five or six,
- as they had met on the road. The drums and fifes of the volunteers
- beating to arms, were blended with the voice of the officers, the sound
- of the bugles, and the tolling of the bells from the steeple. The ships
- in the harbour were lit up, and boats from the armed vessels added to the
- bustle, by landing men and guns destined to assist in the defence of the
- place. This part of the preparations was superintended by Taffril with
- much activity. Two or three light vessels had already slipped their
- cables and stood out to sea, in order to discover the supposed enemy.
-</p>
-<p>
- Such was the scene of general confusion, when Sir Arthur Wardour,
- Oldbuck, and Hector, made their way with difficulty into the principal
- square, where the town-house is situated. It was lighted up, and the
- magistracy, with many of the neighbouring gentlemen, were assembled. And
- here, as upon other occasions of the like kind in Scotland, it was
- remarkable how the good sense and firmness of the people supplied almost
- all the deficiencies of inexperience.
-</p>
-<p>
- The magistrates were beset by the quarter-masters of the different corps
- for billets for men and horses. "Let us," said Bailie Littlejohn, "take
- the horses into our warehouses, and the men into our parlours&mdash;share our
- supper with the one, and our forage with the other. We have made
- ourselves wealthy under a free and paternal government, and now is the
- time to show we know its value."
-</p>
-<p>
- A loud and cheerful acquiescence was given by all present, and the
- substance of the wealthy, with the persons of those of all ranks, were
- unanimously devoted to the defence of the country.
-</p>
-<p>
- Captain M'Intyre acted on this occasion as military adviser and
- aide-de-camp to the principal magistrate, and displayed a degree of
- presence of mind, and knowledge of his profession, totally unexpected by
- his uncle, who, recollecting his usual <i>insouciance</i> and impetuosity,
- gazed at him with astonishment from time to time, as he remarked the calm
- and steady manner in which he explained the various measures of
- precaution that his experience suggested, and gave directions for
- executing them. He found the different corps in good order, considering
- the irregular materials of which they were composed, in great force of
- numbers and high confidence and spirits. And so much did military
- experience at that moment overbalance all other claims to consequence,
- that even old Edie, instead of being left, like Diogenes at Sinope, to
- roll his tub when all around were preparing for defence, had the duty
- assigned him of superintending the serving out of the ammunition, which
- he executed with much discretion.
-</p>
-<p>
- Two things were still anxiously expected&mdash;the presence of the Glenallan
- volunteers, who, in consideration of the importance of that family, had
- been formed into a separate corps, and the arrival of the officer before
- announced, to whom the measures of defence on that coast had been
- committed by the commander-in-chief, and whose commission would entitle
- him to take upon himself the full disposal of the military force.
-</p>
-<p>
- At length the bugles of the Glenallan yeomanry were heard, and the Earl
- himself, to the surprise of all who knew his habits and state of health,
- appeared at their head in uniform. They formed a very handsome and
- well-mounted squadron, formed entirely out of the Earl's Lowland tenants,
- and were followed by a regiment of five hundred men, completely equipped
- in the Highland dress, whom he had brought down from the upland glens,
- with their pipes playing in the van. The clean and serviceable appearance
- of this band of feudal dependants called forth the admiration of Captain
- M'Intyre; but his uncle was still more struck by the manner in which,
- upon this crisis, the ancient military spirit of his house seemed to
- animate and invigorate the decayed frame of the Earl, their leader. He
- claimed, and obtained for himself and his followers, the post most likely
- to be that of danger, displayed great alacrity in making the necessary
- dispositions, and showed equal acuteness in discussing their propriety.
- Morning broke in upon the military councils of Fairport, while all
- concerned were still eagerly engaged in taking precautions for their
- defence.
-</p>
-<p>
- At length a cry among the people announced, "There's the brave Major
- Neville come at last, with another officer;" and their post-chaise and
- four drove into the square, amidst the huzzas of the volunteers and
- inhabitants. The magistrates, with their assessors of the lieutenancy,
- hastened to the door of their town-house to receive him; but what was the
- surprise of all present, but most especially that of the Antiquary, when
- they became aware, that the handsome uniform and military cap disclosed
- the person and features of the pacific Lovel! A warm embrace, and a
- hearty shake of the hand, were necessary to assure him that his eyes were
- doing him justice. Sir Arthur was no less surprised to recognise his son,
- Captain Wardour, in Lovel's, or rather Major Neville's company. The first
- words of the young officers were a positive assurance to all present,
- that the courage and zeal which they had displayed were entirely thrown
- away, unless in so far as they afforded an acceptable proof of their
- spirit and promptitude.
-</p>
-<p>
- "The watchman at Halket-head," said Major Neville, "as we discovered by
- an investigation which we made in our route hither, was most naturally
- misled by a bonfire which some idle people had made on the hill above
- Glenwithershins, just in the line of the beacon with which his
- corresponded."
-</p>
-<p>
- Oldbuck gave a conscious look to Sir Arthur, who returned it with one
- equally sheepish, and a shrug of the shoulders.
-</p>
-<p>
- "It must have been the machinery which we condemned to the flames in our
- wrath," said the Antiquary, plucking up heart, though not a little
- ashamed of having been the cause of so much disturbance&mdash;"The devil take
- Dousterswivel with all my heart!&mdash;I think he has bequeathed us a legacy
- of blunders and mischief, as if he had lighted some train of fireworks at
- his departure. I wonder what cracker will go off next among our shins.
- But yonder comes the prudent Caxon.&mdash;Hold up your head, you ass&mdash;your
- betters must bear the blame for you&mdash;And here, take this what-d'ye-call
- it"&mdash;(giving him his sword)&mdash;"I wonder what I would have said yesterday
- to any man that would have told me I was to stick such an appendage to my
- tail."
-</p>
-<p>
- Here he found his arm gently pressed by Lord Glenallan, who dragged him
- into a separate apartment. "For God's sake, who is that young gentleman
- who is so strikingly like"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "Like the unfortunate Eveline," interrupted Oldbuck. "I felt my heart
- warm to him from the first, and your lordship has suggested the very
- cause."
-</p>
-<p>
- "But who&mdash;who is he?" continued Lord Glenallan, holding the Antiquary
- with a convulsive grasp.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Formerly I would have called him Lovel, but now he turns out to be Major
- Neville."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Whom my brother brought up as his natural son&mdash;whom he made his heir&mdash;
- Gracious Heaven! the child of my Eveline!"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Hold, my lord&mdash;hold!" said Oldbuck, "do not give too hasty way to such a
- presumption;&mdash;what probability is there?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Probability? none! There is certainty! absolute certainty! The agent I
- mentioned to you wrote me the whole story&mdash;I received it yesterday, not
- sooner. Bring him, for God's sake, that a father's eyes may bless him
- before he departs."
-</p>
-<p>
- "I will; but for your own sake and his, give him a few moments for
- preparation."
-</p>
-<p>
- And, determined to make still farther investigation before yielding his
- entire conviction to so strange a tale, he sought out Major Neville, and
- found him expediting the necessary measures for dispersing the force
- which had been assembled.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pray, Major Neville, leave this business for a moment to Captain Wardour
- and to Hector, with whom, I hope, you are thoroughly reconciled" (Neville
- laughed, and shook hands with Hector across the table), "and grant me a
- moment's audience."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You have a claim on me, Mr. Oldbuck, were my business more urgent," said
- Neville, "for having passed myself upon you under a false name, and
- rewarding your hospitality by injuring your nephew."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You served him as he deserved," said Oldbuck&mdash;"though, by the way, he
- showed as much good sense as spirit to-day&mdash;Egad! if he would rub up his
- learning, and read Caesar and Polybus, and the <i>Stratagemata Polyaeni,</i> I
- think he would rise in the army&mdash;and I will certainly lend him a lift."
-</p>
-<p>
- "He is heartily deserving of it," said Neville; "and I am glad you excuse
- me, which you may do the more frankly, when you know that I am so
- unfortunate as to have no better right to the name of Neville, by which I
- have been generally distinguished, than to that of Lovel, under which you
- knew me."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Indeed! then, I trust, we shall find out one for you to which you shall
- have a firm and legal title."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Sir!&mdash;I trust you do not think the misfortune of my birth a fit
- subject"&mdash;
-</p>
-<p>
- "By no means, young man," answered the Antiquary, interrupting him;&mdash;"I
- believe I know more of your birth than you do yourself&mdash;and, to convince
- you of it, you were educated and known as a natural son of Geraldin
- Neville of Neville's-Burgh, in Yorkshire, and I presume, as his destined
- heir?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Pardon me&mdash;no such views were held out to me. I was liberally educated,
- and pushed forward in the army by money and interest; but I believe my
- supposed father long entertained some ideas of marriage, though he never
- carried them into effect."
-</p>
-<p>
- "You say your <i>supposed</i> father?&mdash;What leads you to suppose Mr. Geraldin
- Neville was not your real father?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I know, Mr. Oldbuck, that you would not ask these questions on a point
- of such delicacy for the gratification of idle curiosity. I will
- therefore tell you candidly, that last year, while we occupied a small
- town in French Flanders, I found in a convent, near which I was
- quartered, a woman who spoke remarkably good English&mdash;She was a
- Spaniard&mdash;her name Teresa D'Acunha. In the process of our acquaintance, she
- discovered who I was, and made herself known to me as the person who had
- charge of my infancy. She dropped more than one hint of rank to which I
- was entitled, and of injustice done to me, promising a more full
- disclosure in case of the death of a lady in Scotland, during whose
- lifetime she was determined to keep the secret. She also intimated that
- Mr. Geraldin Neville was not my father. We were attacked by the enemy,
- and driven from the town, which was pillaged with savage ferocity by the
- republicans. The religious orders were the particular objects of their
- hate and cruelty. The convent was burned, and several nuns perished&mdash;
- among others Teresa; and with her all chance of knowing the story of my
- birth: tragic by all accounts it must have been."
-</p>
-<p>
- "<i>Raro antecedentem scelestum,</i> or, as I may here say, <i>scelestam,</i>" said
- Oldbuck, "<i>deseruit poena</i>&mdash;even Epicureans admitted that. And what did
- you do upon this?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "I remonstrated with Mr. Neville by letter, and to no purpose. I then
- obtained leave of absence, and threw myself at his feet, conjuring him to
- complete the disclosure which Teresa had begun. He refused, and, on my
- importunity, indignantly upbraided me with the favours he had already
- conferred. I thought he abused the power of a benefactor, as he was
- compelled to admit he had no title to that of a father, and we parted in
- mutual displeasure. I renounced the name of Neville, and assumed that
- under which you knew me. It was at this time, when residing with a friend
- in the north of England who favoured my disguise, that I became
- acquainted with Miss Wardour, and was romantic enough to follow her to
- Scotland. My mind wavered on various plans of life, when I resolved to
- apply once more to Mr. Neville for an explanation of the mystery of my
- birth. It was long ere I received an answer; you were present when it was
- put into my hands. He informed me of his bad state of health, and
- conjured me, for my own sake, to inquire no farther into the nature of
- his connection with me, but to rest satisfied with his declaring it to be
- such and so intimate, that he designed to constitute me his heir. When I
- was preparing to leave Fairport to join him, a second express brought me
- word that he was no more. The possession of great wealth was unable to
- suppress the remorseful feelings with which I now regarded my conduct to
- my benefactor, and some hints in his letter appearing to intimate there
- was on my birth a deeper stain than that of ordinary illegitimacy, I
- remembered certain prejudices of Sir Arthur."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And you brooded over these melancholy ideas until you were ill, instead
- of coming to me for advice, and telling me the whole story?" said
- Oldbuck.
-</p>
-<p>
- "Exactly; then came my quarrel with Captain M'Intyre, and my compelled
- departure from Fairport and its vicinity."
-</p>
-<p>
- "From love and from poetry&mdash;Miss Wardour and the Caledoniad?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Most true."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And since that time you have been occupied, I suppose, with plans for
- Sir Arthur's relief?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "Yes, sir; with the assistance of Captain Wardour at Edinburgh."
-</p>
-<p>
- "And Edie Ochiltree here&mdash;you see I know the whole story. But how came
- you by the treasure?"
-</p>
-<p>
- "It was a quantity of plate which had belonged to my uncle, and was left
- in the custody of a person at Fairport. Some time before his death he had
- sent orders that it should be melted down. He perhaps did not wish me to
- see the Glenallan arms upon it."
-</p>
-<p>
- "Well, Major Neville&mdash;or let me say, Lovel, being the name in which I
- rather delight&mdash;you must, I believe, exchange both of your <i>alias's</i> for
- the style and title of the Honourable William Geraldin, commonly called
- Lord Geraldin."
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary then went through the strange and melancholy circumstances
- concerning his mother's death.
-</p>
-<p>
- "I have no doubt," he said, "that your uncle wished the report to be
- believed, that the child of this unhappy marriage was no more&mdash;perhaps he
- might himself have an eye to the inheritance of his brother&mdash;he was then
- a gay wild young man&mdash;But of all intentions against your person, however
- much the evil conscience of Elspeth might lead her to inspect him from
- the agitation in which he appeared, Teresa's story and your own fully
- acquit him. And now, my dear sir, let me have the pleasure of introducing
- a son to a father."
-</p>
-<p>
- We will not attempt to describe such a meeting. The proofs on all sides
- were found to be complete, for Mr. Neville had left a distinct account of
- the whole transaction with his confidential steward in a sealed packet,
- which was not to be opened until the death of the old Countess; his
- motive for preserving secrecy so long appearing to have been an
- apprehension of the effect which the discovery, fraught with so much
- disgrace, must necessarily produce upon her haughty and violent temper.
-</p>
-<p>
- In the evening of that day, the yeomanry and volunteers of Glenallan
- drank prosperity to their young master. In a month afterwards Lord
- Geraldin was married to Miss Wardour, the Antiquary making the lady a
- present of the wedding ring&mdash;a massy circle of antique chasing, bearing
- the motto of Aldobrand Oldenbuck, <i>Kunst macht gunst.</i>
-</p>
-<p>
- Old Edie, the most important man that ever wore a blue gown, bowls away
- easily from one friend's house to another, and boasts that he never
- travels unless on a sunny day. Latterly, indeed, he has given some
- symptoms of becoming stationary, being frequently found in the corner of
- a snug cottage between Monkbarns and Knockwinnock, to which Caxon
- retreated upon his daughter's marriage, in order to be in the
- neighbourhood of the three parochial wigs, which he continues to keep in
- repair, though only for amusement. Edie has been heard to say, "This is a
- gey bein place, and it's a comfort to hae sic a corner to sit in in a bad
- day." It is thought, as he grows stiffer in the joints, he will finally
- settle there.
-</p>
-<p>
- The bounty of such wealthy patrons as Lord and Lady Geraldin flowed
- copiously upon Mrs. Hadoway and upon the Mucklebackits. By the former it
- was well employed, by the latter wasted. They continue, however, to
- receive it, but under the administration of Edie Ochiltree; and they do
- not accept it without grumbling at the channel through which it is
- conveyed.
-</p>
-<p>
- Hector is rising rapidly in the army, and has been more than once
- mentioned in the Gazette, and rises proportionally high in his uncle's
- favour; and what scarcely pleases the young soldier less, he has also
- shot two seals, and thus put an end to the Antiquary's perpetual harping
- upon the story of the <i>phoca.</i>People talk of a marriage between Miss
- M'Intyre and Captain Wardour; but this wants confirmation.
-</p>
-<p>
- The Antiquary is a frequent visitor at Knockwinnock and Glenallan House,
- ostensibly for the sake of completing two essays, one on the mail-shirt
- of the Great Earl, and the other on the left-hand gauntlet of
- Hell-in-Harness. He regularly inquires whether Lord Geraldin has
- commenced the Caledoniad, and shakes his head at the answers he
- receives. <i>En attendant,</i> however, he has completed his notes, which, we
- believe, will be at the service of any one who chooses to make them
- public without risk or expense to THE ANTIQUARY.
-</p>
-<a name="2H_NOTE"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
-
-<div style="height: 4em;"><br><br><br><br></div>
-
-<h2>
- NOTES TO THE ANTIQUARY.
-</h2>
-<p>
- Note A, p. #.&mdash;Mottoes.
-</p>
-<p>
- ["It was in correcting the proof-sheets of this novel that Scott first
- took to equipping his chapters with mottoes of his own fabrication. On
- one occasion he happened to ask John Ballantyne, who was sitting by him,
- to hunt for a particular passage in Beaumont and Fletcher. John did as he
- was bid, but did not succeed in discovering the lines. 'Hang it,
- Johnnie,' cried Scott, 'I believe I can make a motto sooner than you will
- find one.' He did so accordingly; and from that hour, whenever memory
- failed to suggest an appropriate epigraph, he had recourse to the
- inexhaustible mines of "old play" or "old ballad," to which we owe some
- of the most exquisite verses that ever flowed from his pen."&mdash;<i>J. G.
- Lockhart.</i>
-</p>
-<p>
- See also the Introduction to "Chronicles of the Canongate," vol. xix.]
-</p>
-<p>
- Note B, p. #.&mdash;Sandy Gordon's Itinerarium.
-</p>
-<p>
- [This well-known work, the "Itinerarium Septentrionale, or a Journey
- thro' most of the Counties of Scotland, and those in the North of
- England," was published at London in 1727, folio. The author states, that
- in prosecuting his work he "made a pretty laborious progress through
- almost every part of Scotland for three years successively." Gordon was
- a native of Aberdeenshire, and had previously spent some years in
- travelling abroad, probably as a tutor. He became Secretary to the London
- Society of Antiquaries in 1736. This office he resigned in 1741, and soon
- after went out to South Carolina with Governor Glen, where he obtained a
- considerable grant of land. On his death, about the year 1753, he is said
- to have left "a handsome estate to his family."&mdash;See <i>Literary Anecdotes
- of Bowyer,</i> by John Nichols, vol. v., p. 329, etc.]
-</p>
-<p>
- Note C, p. #.&mdash;Praetorium.
-</p>
-<p>
- It may be worth while to mention that the incident of the supposed
- Praetorium actually happened to an antiquary of great learning and
- acuteness, Sir John Clerk of Penicuik, one of the Barons of the Scottish
- Court of Exchequer, and a parliamentary commissioner for arrangement of
- the Union between England and Scotland. As many of his writings show, Sir
- John was much attached to the study of Scottish antiquities. He had a
- small property in Dumfriesshire, near the Roman station on the hill
- called Burrenswark. Here he received the distinguished English
- antiquarian Roger Gale, and of course conducted him to see this
- remarkable spot, where the lords of the world have left such decisive
- marks of their martial labours.
-</p>
-<p>
- An aged shepherd whom they had used as a guide, or who had approached
- them from curiosity, listened with mouth agape to the dissertations on
- foss and vellum, ports <i>dextra, sinistra,</i> and <i>decumana,</i> which Sir John
- Clerk delivered <i>ex cathedra,</i> and his learned visitor listened with the
- deference to the dignity of a connoisseur on his own ground. But when the
- cicerone proceeded to point out a small hillock near the centre of the
- enclosure as the Praetorium, Corydon's patience could hold no longer,
- and, like Edie Ochiltree, he forgot all reverence, and broke in with
- nearly the same words&mdash;"Praetorium here, Praetorium there, I made the
- bourock mysell with a flaughter-spade." The effect of this undeniable
- evidence on the two lettered sages may be left to the reader's
- imagination.
-</p>
-<p>
- The late excellent and venerable John Clerk of Eldin, the celebrated
- author of <i>Naval Tactics,</i> used to tell this story with glee, and being a
- younger son of Sir John's was perhaps present on the occasion.
-</p>
-<p>
- Note D, p. #.&mdash;Mr. Rutherfurd's Dream
-</p>
-<p>
- The legend of Mrs. Grizel Oldbuck was partly taken from an extraordinary
- story which happened about seventy years since, in the South of Scotland,
- so peculiar in its circumstances that it merits being mentioned in this
- place. Mr. Rutherfurd of Bowland, a gentleman of landed property in the
- vale of Gala, was prosecuted for a very considerable sum, the accumulated
- arrears of teind (or tithe) for which he was said to be indebted to a
- noble family, the titulars (lay impropriators of the tithes). Mr.
- Rutherfurd was strongly impressed with the belief that his father had, by
- a form of process peculiar to the law of Scotland, purchased these lands
- from the titular, and therefore that the present prosecution was
- groundless. But, after an industrious search among his father's papers,
- an investigation of the public records, and a careful inquiry among all
- persons who had transacted law business for his father, no evidence could
- be recovered to support his defence. The period was now near at hand when
- he conceived the loss of his lawsuit to be inevitable, and he had formed
- his determination to ride to Edinburgh next day, and make the best
- bargain he could in the way of compromise. He went to bed with this
- resolution and, with all the circumstances of the case floating upon his
- mind, had a dream to the following purpose:&mdash;His father, who had been
- many years dead, appeared to him, he thought, and asked him why he was
- disturbed in his mind. In dreams men are not surprised at such
- apparitions. Mr. Rutherfurd thought that he informed his father of the
- cause of his distress, adding that the payment of a considerable sum of
- money was the more unpleasant to him, because he had a strong
- consciousness that it was not due, though he was unable to recover any
- evidence in support of his belief, "You are right, my son," replied the
- paternal shade; "I did acquire right to these teinds, for payment of
- which you are now prosecuted. The papers relating to the transaction are
- in the hands of Mr.&mdash;, a writer (or attorney), who is now retired from
- professional business, and resides at Inveresk, near Edinburgh. He was a
- person whom I employed on that occasion for a particular reason, but who
- never on any other occasion transacted business on my account. It is very
- possible," pursued the vision, "that Mr.&mdash;may have forgotten a matter
- which is now of a very old date; but you may call it to his recollection
- by this token, that when I came to pay his account, there was difficulty
- in getting change for a Portugal piece of gold, and that we were forced
- to drink out the balance at a tavern."
-</p>
-<p>
- Mr. Rutherfurd awakened in the morning with all the words of the vision
- imprinted on his mind, and thought it worth while to ride across the
- country to Inveresk, instead of going straight to Edinburgh. When he came
- there he waited on the gentleman mentioned in the dream, a very old man;
- without saying anything of the vision, he inquired whether he remembered
- having conducted such a matter for his deceased father. The old gentleman
- could not at first bring the circumstance to his recollection, but on
- mention of the Portugal piece of gold, the whole returned upon his
- memory; he made an immediate search for the papers, and recovered them,&mdash;so
- that Mr. Rutherfurd carried to Edinburgh the documents necessary to
- gain the cause which he was on the verge of losing.
-</p>
-<p>
- The author has often heard this story told by persons who had the best
- access to know the facts, who were not likely themselves to be deceived,
- and were certainly incapable of deception. He cannot therefore refuse to
- give it credit, however extraordinary the circumstances may appear. The
- circumstantial character of the information given in the dream, takes it
- out of the general class of impressions of the kind which are occasioned
- by the fortuitous coincidence of actual events with our sleeping
- thoughts. On the other hand, few will suppose that the laws of nature
- were suspended, and a special communication from the dead to the living
- permitted, for the purpose of saving Mr. Rutherfurd a certain number of
- hundred pounds. The author's theory is, that the dream was only the
- recapitulation of information which Mr. Rutherfurd had really received
- from his father while in life, but which at first he merely recalled as a
- general impression that the claim was settled. It is not uncommon for
- persons to recover, during sleep, the thread of ideas which they have
- lost during their waking hours.
-</p>
-<p>
- It may be added, that this remarkable circumstance was attended with bad
- consequences to Mr. Rutherfurd; whose health and spirits were afterwards
- impaired by the attention which he thought himself obliged to pay to the
- visions of the night.
-</p>
-<p>
- Note E, p. #.&mdash;Nick-sticks.
-</p>
-<p>
- A sort of tally generally used by bakers of the olden time in settling
- with their customers. Each family had its own nick-stick, and for each
- loaf as delivered a notch was made on the stick. Accounts in Exchequer,
- kept by the same kind of check, may have occasioned the Antiquary's
- partiality. In Prior's time the English bakers had the same sort of
- reckoning.
-</p>
-<pre>
- Have you not seen a baker's maid,
- Between two equal panniers sway'd?
- Her tallies useless lie and idle,
- If placed exactly in the middle.
-</pre>
-<p>
- Note F, p. #.&mdash;Witchcraft.
-</p>
-<p>
- A great deal of stuff to the same purpose with that placed in the mouth
- of the German adept, may be found in Reginald Scott's <i>Discovery of
- Witchcraft,</i> Third Edition, folio, London, 1665. The Appendix is
- entitled, "An Excellent Discourse of the Nature and Substances of Devils
- and Spirits, in two Books; the first by the aforesaid author (Reginald
- Scott), the Second now added in this Third Edition as succedaneous to the
- former, and conducing to the completing of the whole work." This Second
- Book, though stated as succedaneous to the first, is, in fact, entirely
- at variance with it; for the work of Reginald Scott is a compilation of
- the absurd and superstitious ideas concerning witches so generally
- entertained at the time, and the pretended conclusion is a serious
- treatise on the various means of conjuring astral spirits.
-</p>
-<p>
- [Scott's <i>Discovery of Witchcraft</i> was first published in the reign of
- Queen Elizabeth, London, 1584.]
-</p>
-<p>
- Note G, p. #.&mdash;Gynecocracy.
-</p>
-<p>
- In the fishing villages on the Firths of Forth and Tay, as well as
- elsewhere in Scotland, the government is gynecocracy, as described in the
- text. In the course of the late war, and during the alarm of invasion, a
- fleet of transports entered the Firth of Forth under the convoy of some
- ships of war, which would reply to no signals. A general alarm was
- excited, in consequence of which, all the fishers, who were enrolled as
- sea-fencibles, got on board the gun-boats which they were to man as
- occasion should require, and sailed to oppose the supposed enemy. The
- foreigners proved to be Russians, with whom we were then at peace. The
- county gentlemen of Mid-Lothian, pleased with the zeal displayed by the
- sea-fencibles at a critical moment, passed a vote for presenting the
- community of fishers with a silver punch-bowl, to be used on occasions of
- festivity. But the fisher-women, on hearing what was intended, put in
- their claim to have some separate share in the intended honorary reward.
- The men, they said, were their husbands; it was they who would have been
- sufferers if their husbands had been killed, and it was by their
- permission and injunctions that they embarked on board the gun-boats for
- the public service. They therefore claimed to share the reward in some
- manner which should distinguish the female patriotism which they had
- shown on the occasion. The gentlemen of the county willingly admitted the
- claim; and without diminishing the value of their compliment to the men,
- they made the females a present of a valuable broach, to fasten the plaid
- of the queen of the fisher-women for the time.
-</p>
-<p>
- It may be further remarked, that these Nereids are punctilious among
- themselves, and observe different ranks according to the commodities they
- deal in. One experienced dame was heard to characterise a younger damsel
- as "a puir silly thing, who had no ambition, and would never," she
- prophesied, "rise above the <i>mussel-line</i> of business."
-</p>
-<p>
- Note H, p. #.&mdash;Battle of Harlaw.
-</p>
-<p>
- The great battle of Harlaw, here and formerly referred to, might be said
- to determine whether the Gaelic or the Saxon race should be predominant
- in Scotland. Donald, Lord of the Isles, who had at that period the power
- of an independent sovereign, laid claim to the Earldom of Ross during the
- Regency of Robert, Duke of Albany. To enforce his supposed right, he
- ravaged the north with a large army of Highlanders and Islesmen. He was
- encountered at Harlaw, in the Garioch, by Alexander, Earl of Mar, at the
- head of the northern nobility and gentry of Saxon and Norman descent. The
- battle was bloody and indecisive; but the invader was obliged to retire
- in consequence of the loss he sustained, and afterwards was compelled to
- make submission to the Regent, and renounce his pretensions to Ross; so
- that all the advantages of the field were gained by the Saxons. The
- battle of Harlaw was fought 24th July 1411.
-</p>
-<p>
- Note I, p. #.&mdash;Elspeth's death.
-</p>
-<p>
- The concluding circumstance of Elspeth's death is taken from an incident
- said to have happened at the funeral of John, Duke of Roxburghe. All who
- were acquainted with that accomplished nobleman must remember that he was
- not more remarkable for creating and possessing a most curious and
- splendid library, than for his acquaintance with the literary treasures
- it contained. In arranging his books, fetching and replacing the volumes
- which he wanted, and carrying on all the necessary intercourse which a
- man of letters holds with his library, it was the Duke's custom to
- employ, not a secretary or librarian, but a livery servant, called
- Archie, whom habit had made so perfectly acquainted with the library,
- that he knew every book, as a shepherd does the individuals of his flock,
- by what is called head-mark, and could bring his master whatever volume
- he wanted, and afford all the mechanical aid the Duke required in his
- literary researches. To secure the attendance of Archie, there was a bell
- hung in his room, which was used on no occasion except to call him
- individually to the Duke's study.
-</p>
-<p>
- His Grace died in Saint James's Square, London, in the year 1804; the
- body was to be conveyed to Scotland, to lie in state at his mansion of
- Fleurs, and to be removed from thence to the family burial-place at
- Bowden.
-</p>
-<p>
- At this time, Archie, who had been long attacked by a liver-complaint,
- was in the very last stage of that disease. Yet he prepared himself to
- accompany the body of the master whom he had so long and so faithfully
- waited upon. The medical persons assured him he could not survive the
- journey. It signified nothing, he said, whether he died in England or
- Scotland; he was resolved to assist in rendering the last honours to the
- kind master from whom he had been inseparable for so many years, even if
- he should expire in the attempt. The poor invalid was permitted to attend
- the Duke's body to Scotland; but when they reached Fleurs he was totally
- exhausted, and obliged to keep his bed, in a sort of stupor which
- announced speedy dissolution. On the morning of the day fixed for
- removing the dead body of the Duke to the place of burial, the private
- bell by which he was wont to summon his attendant to his study was rung
- violently. This might easily happen in the confusion of such a scene,
- although the people of the neighbourhood prefer believing that the bell
- sounded of its own accord. Ring, however, it did; and Archie, roused by
- the well-known summons, rose up in his bed, and faltered, in broken
- accents, "Yes, my Lord Duke&mdash;yes&mdash;I will wait on your Grace instantly;"
- and with these words on his lips he is said to have fallen back and
- expired.
-</p>
-<p>
- Note J, p. #.&mdash;Alarm of invasion.
-</p>
-<p>
- The story of the false alarm at Fairport, and the consequences, are taken
- from a real incident. Those who witnessed the state of Britain, and of
- Scotland in particular, from the period that succeeded the war which
- commenced in 1803 to the battle of Trafalgar, must recollect those times
- with feelings which we can hardly hope to make the rising generation
- comprehend. Almost every individual was enrolled either in a military or
- civil capacity, for the purpose of contributing to resist the
- long-suspended threats of invasion, which were echoed from every quarter.
- Beacons were erected along the coast, and all through the country, to
- give the signal for every one to repair to the post where his peculiar
- duty called him, and men of every description fit to serve held
- themselves in readiness on the shortest summons. During this agitating
- period, and on the evening of the 2d February 1804, the person who kept
- watch on the commanding station of Home Castle, being deceived by some
- accidental fire in the county of Northumberland, which he took for the
- corresponding signal-light in that county with which his orders were to
- communicate, lighted up his own beacon. The signal was immediately
- repeated through all the valleys on the English Border. If the beacon at
- Saint Abb's Head had been fired, the alarm would have run northward, and
- roused all Scotland. But the watch at this important point judiciously
- considered, that if there had been an actual or threatened descent on our
- eastern sea-coast, the alarm would have come along the coast and not from
- the interior of the country.
-</p>
-<p>
- Through the Border counties the alarm spread with rapidity, and on no
- occasion when that country was the scene of perpetual and unceasing war,
- was the summons to arms more readily obeyed. In Berwickshire,
- Roxburghshire, and Selkirkshire, the volunteers and militia got under
- arms with a degree of rapidity and alacrity which, considering the
- distance individuals lived from each other, had something in it very
- surprising&mdash;they poured to the alarm-posts on the sea-coast in a state so
- well armed and so completely appointed, with baggage, provisions, etc.,
- as was accounted by the best military judges to render them fit for
- instant and effectual service.
-</p>
-<p>
- There were some particulars in the general alarm which are curious and
- interesting. The men of Liddesdale, the most remote point to the westward
- which the alarm reached, were so much afraid of being late in the field,
- that they put in requisition all the horses they could find, and when
- they had thus made a forced march out of their own country, they turned
- their borrowed steeds loose to find their way back through the hills, and
- they all got back safe to their own stables. Another remarkable
- circumstance was, the general cry of the inhabitants of the smaller towns
- for arms, that they might go along with their companions. The
- Selkirkshire Yeomanry made a remarkable march, for although some of the
- individuals lived at twenty and thirty miles' distance from the place
- where they mustered, they were nevertheless embodied and in order in so
- short a period, that they were at Dalkeith, which was their alarm-post,
- about one o'clock on the day succeeding the first signal, with men and
- horses in good order, though the roads were in a bad state, and many of
- the troopers must have ridden forty or fifty miles without drawing
- bridle. Two members of the corps chanced to be absent from their homes,
- and in Edinburgh on private business. The lately married wife of one of
- these gentlemen, and the widowed mother of the other, sent the arms,
- uniforms, and chargers of the two troopers, that they might join their
- companions at Dalkeith. The author was very much struck by the answer
- made to him by the last-mentioned lady, when he paid her some compliment
- on the readiness which she showed in equipping her son with the means of
- meeting danger, when she might have left him a fair excuse for remaining
- absent. "Sir," she replied, with the spirit of a Roman matron, "none can
- know better than you that my son is the only prop by which, since his
- father's death, our family is supported. But I would rather see him dead
- on that hearth, than hear that he had been a horse's length behind his
- companions in the defence of his king and country." The author mentions
- what was immediately under his own eye, and within his own knowledge; but
- the spirit was universal, wherever the alarm reached, both in Scotland
- and England.
-</p>
-<p>
- The account of the ready patriotism displayed by the country on this
- occasion, warmed the hearts of Scottishmen in every corner of the world.
- It reached the ears of the well-known Dr. Leyden, whose enthusiastic love
- of Scotland, and of his own district of Teviotdale, formed a
- distinguished part of his character. The account which was read to him
- when on a sick-bed, stated (very truly) that the different corps, on
- arriving at their alarm-posts, announced themselves by their music
- playing the tunes peculiar to their own districts, many of which have
- been gathering-signals for centuries. It was particularly remembered,
- that the Liddesdale men, before mentioned, entered Kelso playing the
- lively tune&mdash;
-</p>
-<pre>
- O wha dare meddle wi' me,
- And wha dare meddle wi' me!
- My name it is little Jock Elliot,
- And wha dare meddle wi' me!
-</pre>
-<p>
- The patient was so delighted with this display of ancient Border spirit,
- that he sprung up in his bed, and began to sing the old song with such
- vehemence of action and voice, that his attendants, ignorant of the cause
- of excitation, concluded that the fever had taken possession of his
- brain; and it was only the entry of another Borderer, Sir John Malcolm,
- and the explanation which he was well qualified to give, that prevented
- them from resorting to means of medical coercion.
-</p>
-<p>
- The circumstances of this false alarm and its consequences may be now
- held of too little importance even for a note upon a work of fiction;
- but, at the period when it happened, it was hailed by the country as a
- propitious omen, that the national force, to which much must naturally
- have been trusted, had the spirit to look in the face the danger which
- they had taken arms to repel; and every one was convinced, that on
- whichever side God might bestow the victory, the invaders would meet with
- the most determined opposition from the children of the soil.
-</p>
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