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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Pamela Pounce, by Agnes Castle
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-Title: Pamela Pounce
- A tale of tempestuous petticoats
-
-Authors: Agnes Castle
- Egerton Castle
-
-Release Date: November 23, 2022 [eBook #69413]
-
-Language: English
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-
-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PAMELA POUNCE ***
-
-
-
-
-
-PAMELA POUNCE
-
-
-
-
- _WORKS BY THE SAME AUTHOR_
-
- THE INCOMPARABLE BELLAIRS
- JOHN SENESCHAL’S MARGARET
- THE PRIDE OF JENNICO, ETC.
-
- _HODDER AND STOUGHTON LIMITED_
-
-
-
-
- PAMELA POUNCE
-
- A TALE OF
- TEMPESTUOUS PETTICOATS
-
- BY
- AGNES & EGERTON CASTLE
-
- HODDER AND STOUGHTON LTD.
- TORONTO LONDON NEW YORK
- ST. PAUL’S HOUSE WARWICK SQUARE E.C.4
-
-
-
-
- CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- PREFACE ix
-
- PROLOGUE xiii
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
- HOW MY LADY KILCRONEY ENTERED INTO ROYAL SERVICE UNDER THE
- SHADOW OF THE ITALIAN HAT TRIMMED BY MISS PAMELA POUNCE 17
-
- CHAPTER II
-
- IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE IS ORDERED TO PACK 47
-
- CHAPTER III
-
- IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE, THE MILLINER’S ASSISTANT,
- BECOMES ARBITER OF LIFE AND DEATH IN HIGH SOCIETY 58
-
- CHAPTER IV
-
- SHOWING STORM WITHIN AND WITHOUT 79
-
- CHAPTER V
-
- IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE DEMONSTRATES THE VALUE OF
- VIRTUE TO HER FAMILY AND HER FRIENDS 106
-
- CHAPTER VI
-
- IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY STRIKES A MATCH
- AND MISS POUNCE THROWS COLD WATER ON IT 131
-
- CHAPTER VII
-
- IN WHICH IS MANIFEST THE HAND OF THE SAINTED JULIA 152
-
- CHAPTER VIII
-
- IN WHICH A WONDERFUL BIT OF LUCK COMES OUT OF MISS
- POUNCE’S BANDBOX FOR SOMEBODY ELSE 162
-
- CHAPTER IX
-
- IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE HAS DONE WITH LOVE 187
-
- CHAPTER X
-
- IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE SETS THREE BLACK FEATHERS
- FOR TRAGEDY 202
-
- CHAPTER XI
-
- IN WHICH THERE IS A PRODIGIOUS SCANDAL ABOUT PINK FLOUNCES 227
-
- CHAPTER XII
-
- IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY INSISTS ON THE DUTY OF MORALITY 238
-
- CHAPTER XIII
-
- IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY MAKES AN INDELICATE FUSS 254
-
- CHAPTER XIV
-
- IN WHICH KITTY IS MORE INCOMPARABLE THAN EVER 274
-
- CHAPTER XV
-
- IN WHICH THE MAD BRAT TAKES THE BIT BETWEEN HER
- TEETH, BUT MISS PAMELA POUNCE KEEPS HOLD OF THE REINS 285
-
- CHAPTER XVI
-
- IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY HAS THE LAST WORD 313
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE
-
-
-There can be no doubt that shedding her petticoats a woman has shed
-much, if not all, of her femininity, till she is now merely a person of
-an opposite sex. She is a female; for nothing will ever make her a man,
-but Woman (with a capital W), Woman with her charm, her elusiveness,
-her mystery, her reserves, her virginal withdrawals, her exquisite
-yieldings; she is that no longer.
-
-How much of her queenship has she not given up with her petticoats?
-
-At no time was Woman more thoroughly feminine, more absolutely
-mistress of her own fascinations and of the hearts of men, than in the
-eighteenth century; preferably the latter half.
-
-That was a time when it may be said that no woman could look ugly;
-that beauty became irresistible. Take the period consecrated by the
-art of Sir Joshua Reynolds, and of Romney; take the picture of the
-Parson’s Daughter, by the latter artist; that little face, so piquante,
-innocent, fresh, sly, mischievous, is nothing at all without its cloud
-of powdered curls but a very ordinary visage; almost common indeed!
-With its distinctive coiffure, framing, softening, etherealising,
-giving depth to the eyes and allurement to the smile; how irresistibly
-delicious! How irresistibly delicious, too, is the mode which exposes
-the young throat so modestly between the soft folds of the muslin
-kerchief.
-
-Youth then, even without much beauty, is served to perfection by the
-taste of the period. What of beauty itself? Look at the portrait of the
-Duchess of Devonshire, by Sir Joshua Reynolds, the famous one with the
-big hat, where she is holding the dancing baby. There is an answer more
-eloquent than any words can give.
-
-And, rarest thing in a fashion! it became age as completely. Even
-elderliness emerged triumphant. I vow that Mrs. Hardcastle, Mrs.
-Malaprop, Mrs. Primrose are delightful figures of buxomness on
-any stage. Their double chins assume a pleasant sort of dignity,
-overshadowed by the curls and loops of their tremendous coiffures. The
-dress with its panniers, its apron, its general amplitude is peculiarly
-advantageous to the too, too solid flesh of the matron.
-
-The mode of the moment has a singular effect on the morals of the
-moment. Our emotions are more moulded and coloured by our clothes than
-we are aware.
-
-It is quite certain that when a young lady went panniered and patched,
-fichued and ruffled, powdered and rouged, tripping on high heels, ready
-for the minuet, her feelings went delicately with her, metaphorically
-garbed in daintiness to match.
-
-And, when a gentleman of fashion was a Beau; when his fine leg showed
-to its utmost in a silk stocking; when his pampered hand was as elegant
-of gesture with a pinch of snuff between falling ruffles as it was in
-whipping out a small sword, he retained his masculine virility none
-the less; but like the blade of that same small sword, was cutting,
-polished, deadly, vicious even, all within the measure of courtesy and
-refinement.
-
-The world has mightily changed since the days when hearts beat under
-the folds of the fichu or against the exquisite embroideries of the
-waistcoat. Sad divagations then, as now, were taken out of the path of
-rectitude, but they were taken with a rustle of protesting petticoats,
-to the gallant accompaniment of buckled shoes or, more romantic still,
-dashing top-boots.
-
-A tale of 1788 is necessarily a tale of petticoats.
-
- “A winning wave, deserving note
- Of a tempestuous petticoat,”
-
-cries the poet of an earlier age. Femininity must needs rustle and
-whisper, and curtsy and flounce through every chapter.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The collaborator whose name appears for the last time on this title
-page, turned to the century of The Bath Comedy and the subsequent and
-connected chronicles as a kind of relaxation of the mind from what
-he most hated: the ugliness of modern life. The realism which sets
-itself to describe the material, the grosser aspect of any emotion,
-the brutality that miscalls itself strength, that forcing of the note
-of horror--which is no more power than the beating of a tin can or
-the shrieking of a syren is music--were abhorrent to him. He liked
-the pretty period in spite of its artificialities; he liked the whole
-glamour of the time; he liked its reticence and its gaiety, its
-politeness, its wit, and its naughtiness and its quaintness, because,
-as in an artistic bout of fencing, it was all bounded by a certain
-measure of grace and rule.
-
-The laughter he gave to these conceptions came, as true laughter must,
-from a most innocent and wholesome heart. It is this laughter which is
-his last legacy to a sad, tangled, and rather ugly world.
-
- AGNES EGERTON CASTLE.
-
-
-
-
-PROLOGUE
-
-
-“_No man is hero to his valet_”; so runs the cynical adage. But you can
-reverse the saying with reference to the other sex. _Every woman is a
-heroine to her lady’s maid_; it may not be true in all cases, but ’tis
-true enough for any proverb.
-
-The romance of a lady’s own woman is centred in her mistress. She
-will clothe her in finery with a greater joy than if she were draping
-herself; rather than see her go shabby she would wear sackcloth; she
-will hang over the banisters, on a dinner-party night, to observe the
-sit of her train as she sweeps downstairs on the arm of some notable
-personage; she will lean out of the window to watch her step into her
-sedan, and if there are Beaux hovering and my Lady tosses her plumes
-and whisks her panniers to proper advantage it is Abigail’s heart that
-beats high with pride.
-
-Even Miss Lydia Pounce, own woman to my Lady Kilcroney, a damsel
-remarkable from her earliest youth for her tart and contradictious
-ways, who was verging on elderliness now with the acidity and leanness
-peculiar to the “born old maid,” would have laid down her life to
-ensure that my Lady’s court gown should fit her trim waist without a
-wrinkle, or that the pink silk stocking that clothed her pretty leg was
-drawn to its proper skin-tight limit.
-
-(Both the Incomparable Kitty and her Lydia were exceedingly particular
-that these same stockings should never be worn with the gross
-slovenliness that permitted a sag. Not indeed that anything but the
-merest glimpse of slender, arched feet, like the “little mice” of an
-earlier poet’s fancy, peeping in and out from under the flutter and
-foam of lace and silken flounce, was ever displayed to the vulgar eye;
-but to know these niceties complete in the smallest and most delicate
-detail was necessary to the comfort of any self-respecting Woman. And
-on this point Lydia was in thorough sympathy with her mistress, as upon
-all others connected with the elegance and _bon ton_ of the most modish
-of Mayfair belles; of that leader of Fashion, Feeling and Style which
-the Lady Kilcroney undoubtedly was.)
-
-If Woman be a heroine to her lady’s maid, in what light does she appear
-to her Milliner?
-
-Here we come upon debatable ground. At first sight it would seem
-that the milliner, being dependent upon her customers for her very
-existence, it must follow that whatever her private opinion may be with
-regard to their appearance and taste, she can have but one burning
-desire: to please her patronesses. There is nevertheless another side
-to the question.
-
-What Woman of intelligence but does not realise that a Mode may make
-or mar her? How much may hang on the droop of a feather; the tilt
-of a hat-brim; the glow of a rose in cunning juxtaposition with the
-soft carmine of a blushing cheek? Blue eyes may flash into sudden
-significance under a knot of azure ribbon, that had before languished
-their tenderest in vain. Saucy innocence may triumph beneath a
-shepherdess wreath; or tired charms kindle into new brilliancy
-stimulated by the consciousness of the perfect inspiration. In fine,
-all that life holds best is at the mercy of the mantua maker where
-the Lady of Fashion is concerned. Let but a clever business woman
-grasp this great and awful truth; and she who combines the brain
-that can devise, the taste that never fails, the acumen that knows
-no hesitation, the finger that is at once light and firm, unerring
-and ethereal, becomes to her employers a treasure beyond the mines of
-Golconda!
-
-Such a treasure did Miss Pamela Pounce, with whom these pages are
-concerned, prove herself to the noted Madame Mirabel of Bond Street.
-And such an influence, far-reaching and subtle, did she exercise on the
-lives of the _Elégantes_ who consulted her, with the eager submission
-and reverence of the believing Greek for his Oracles, though with far
-other and comfortably practical results!
-
-Miss Pamela Pounce, Goddess of Modes, was _ipso facto_ Goddess of the
-Machine of Life, deciding, with a lucky toss of ribbons or hitherto
-undreamt of combination of fallals, the fate of her fair customers, and
-incidentally that of their Beaux, their lovers and their husbands; my
-Lady Kilcroney and her lazy, jolly life-loving Lord; dark-browed Susan
-Verney, who would fain have bent the whole world to her sway as she
-did her weary Baron; Lady Anne, her sister, still fondly, foolishly in
-love with her stalwart, countrified Squire, Philip Day; their young
-sister, the last of the fair Vereker Ladies and the naughtiest, with
-her tangled love-stories; Mr. Stafford, the once famous Beau, proud of
-the startling beauty of his excellent, dull, childish wife, and anxious
-that she should flaunt it _à la mode_ with the best of them; Sir
-Jasper Standish, the sporting Baronet, who, bereaved of his exquisite,
-clinging Julia, found himself entangled beyond belief with Miss Pamela
-Pounce’s ribbons; the noted young actress, Miss Falcon, known as “Fair
-Fatality,” whose brief life drama was more tragic than any she had
-enacted for the benefit of the public; the plain Miss Vibart, who found
-beauty and love and happiness all in a Pounce bandbox; Mistress Molly
-Lafone, own sister--who would believe it?--to the pearl of ingenuous
-womanhood, Prue Stafford, Molly Lafone that minx, whom the members of
-my Lady Kilcroney’s coterie were so unanimously leagued to suppress
-and exclude, and who, in spite of their efforts contrived to insinuate
-herself disastrously into all their combinations (was it not under a
-wreath twisted by Pamela’s long clever fingers that this elegant little
-adventuress came to her most deserved catastrophe?)--there was not one
-of them but came under her wand!
-
-But at the same time the arbiter of the fate of others, in the shape of
-a very human young woman, guided the shuttle of her own destiny, and
-wove a remarkably pretty design for herself.
-
-Milliners, unlike Oracles and Sybils, have each their personal human
-span with its joys and fears, pleasures, pains and triumphs. Pamela’s
-romance ran like a cherry-coloured thread through the warp and woof of
-those other existences, so far above her, in which her profession had
-involved her. To show the whole pattern, light and dark, sparkling and
-deep-hued, flowered, dotted, arabesqued, of this brocade of earthly
-life, the poor _Modiste_ must assume as important a place as that of
-her clientele.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-HOW MY LADY KILCRONEY ENTERED INTO ROYAL SERVICE UNDER THE SHADOW OF
-THE ITALIAN HAT TRIMMED BY MISS PAMELA POUNCE
-
-
-While Miss Pamela Pounce was serving her third year as apprentice
-to the great art of Hat Confectionery, under the ægis of no less a
-personage than the world-famous Madame Eglantine of Paris--once “the
-little French Milliner” of Bath--her aunt and benefactress, who had
-placed her in these favourable circumstances, had begun to taste the
-proudest triumph of her life.
-
-Miss Lydia Pounce was about to become own woman to a Court lady!
-My Lady Kilcroney--to whom she had so faithfully and ruthlessly
-devoted herself--from the days when, as the Widow Bellairs, she first
-scintillated in the world of fashion, to her present position of
-Viscountess--was chosen by Her Majesty, Queen Charlotte, to fill the
-post of Lady-in-Waiting to her own Sacred Person.
-
-To enter Court circles had been the dream of Lydia’s angular and
-ambitious breast. Her mistress’s gratified vanity was a trifling
-emotion compared to the bursting satisfaction which this upward step on
-the social ladder afforded the maid. It is not too much to say that she
-regarded herself in the light of a Prime Minister who has successfully
-brought about some great political event, and who is a far more
-important person than the Sovereign whom he serves.
-
-It came to pass in this wise.
-
-His Most Gracious Majesty, King George III, had been ordered to
-Cheltenham Spa for the waters by his physicians; his state of health
-was causing anxiety, the extent of which was as yet quite unknown to
-the bulk of his loyal subjects. Queen Charlotte, the most devoted of
-spouses, of course determined to accompany him; and the Royal party
-duly proceeded to the Spa.
-
-It happened to be Lady Flora Dare-Stamer’s term of attendance on Her
-Majesty, and that stout estimable Lady-in-Waiting happened to be Lady
-Kilcroney’s very close and dear friend. There was nothing remarkable,
-perhaps, in the conjunction of these two happenings; but it was indeed
-singular that Kitty Kilcroney should happen to discover a delicacy in
-her son and heir which necessitated an instant visit to the celebrated
-health resort now so vastly honoured.
-
-These events having succeeded each other, nothing more natural than
-that my Lady Kilcroney should invite her “poor dear Flo” to a dish of
-tea and a chat at her lodgings, to rest her of the fatigue consequent
-upon her eminent but exhausting office.
-
-Though Lady Flora had made no secret to her intimates of her intention
-to rid herself of her honours as soon as might be, who so surprised as
-her dearest Kitty to learn that she now believed her emancipation at
-hand?
-
-“To tell you the truth, my dear,” said Lady Flo, chewing a macaroon,
-“it’s not a job that suits me in the least. ’Twould fit you vastly
-better.”
-
-“O, Lady Flo!” cried Kitty in accents of amazement. “What a strange
-thought! I vow and declare such an idea never crossed my mind. And, in
-truth, ’tis rank impossible. There are a hundred reasons, a thousand
-reasons, why I am the last person likely to be selected by Her Majesty.
-I am too young.”
-
-“Upon my word,” said her companion bluntly. “I doubt if there’s so
-much between us, my dear, were it not that I have run to fat. These
-macaroons are excellent. ’Tis like your genius to be so well served in
-lodgings. You’ve brought the best of your staff with you, I make no
-doubt.”
-
-“And, O, my love! the difficulty of housing them! There’s scarce a
-tradesman in the town that hath not a servant of mine.”
-
-Kitty spoke with the careless self-importance of the wealthy woman. And
-Lady Florence approved.
-
-“How right of you, my love, to insist on Comfort!” Comfort was the
-first and last of her aspirations. “Aye, I will have a little more
-cream. This whipped stuff--I dare swear ’tis your idea to have it so
-lavishly flavoured with the vanilla; vastly delicate. Your chocolate is
-as incomparable as your agreeable self! But yours are not the years of
-giddiness. I speak in all friendship, I beg you to believe.”
-
-Kitty murmured in an absent voice, that she had married her
-first--worthy Bellairs--a mere child, practically out of the nursery.
-
-“Anyhow, my sweet Kilcroney, no woman who has had two husbands can deny
-a certain amount of experience, and upon rep,” with a rolling laugh, “I
-don’t care who knows that I’m on the wrong side of thirty! You must be
-pretty well advanced on the right side of it?”
-
-“If you can call twenty-eight----”
-
-“Admit to twenty-eight, by all means!--nevertheless, ’tis an age of
-discretion. And Her Majesty----”
-
-“I understand----” said Kitty, balancing her teaspoon on the rim of
-her handleless cup with a musing air--she wondered in her soul if the
-excellent Lady Flo could really be taken in by this pretence; if it
-were possible she did not guess that she, Kitty Kilcroney, was longing,
-grilling to step into her Court shoes--as if she cared who knew that
-she was over thirty her last birthday, and warming but to riper beauty
-as the months slipped by!
-
-“’Tis not,” she said aloud, with a pout, “that I would decline a post
-about our gracious Queen, if ’twere offered me, God forbid! I am too
-loyal a subject. But I understand the German woman, that frumpish
-creature, the Keeper of the Robes--what’s her barbarous name?--hath the
-royal ear, and will not suffer anything young or comely, if she can
-help it, about Her Majesty--(And there’s one for you, my Lady Flo, with
-your right and your wrong side of thirty!) ’Tis a vast of pity you will
-not continue to occupy a position so honourable and so becoming to you.”
-
-“To tell you the truth,” said Lady Flora unmoved, helping herself to
-another macaroon, “’tis the standing that undoes your poor friend!
-Conceive it, my love, full fourteen stone, and on my feet hours
-every day. Hours did I say? Centuries. Look hither!” She thrust out
-a large sandalled foot, which certainly had a plethoric appearance.
-“’Tis swollen beyond belief. I acknowledge my stoutness. I made but
-little count of it, for I’ve been a prodigious comfortable woman
-along of it. ’Tis a cushioned life. It pads the mind as it were. I
-assure you, I believe myself to have been, only some three months
-ago, the most good-tempered woman in England. And now! ’Pon rep, I am
-growing peevish! Fie upon it--stout and peevish! Was there ever such a
-combination?”
-
-As if to contradict her own statement she again gave way to her jolly
-laugh. Kitty, watching her through long eyelashes, sighed.
-
-“But what can induce you to think of me, my Lady Flo? Poor little
-retiring me?”
-
-“Pray my dear, do not play the Molly Lafone with me!”
-
-Molly Lafone! Such a comparison was too comic! Kitty laughed, and
-dropped her not very successful mask.
-
-“Upon my word, then, I believe it would suit me! But how can it be
-accomplished? I am not one to push myself forward. My Lord Kilcroney
-is an Irishman and no courtier, and their Majesties have their own
-favourites; and indeed to begin with, I doubt whether you will find it
-so easy to resign.”
-
-“Resign, Kitty! Resign? No, dear Kilcroney, I am on the point of being
-graciously dismissed. It took some management, but I was desperate.
-Another month of this, I said, and Mr. Stamer will be able to look
-out for a new wife--which he would do, my dear love, across my very
-coffin--’twas yesterday sennight then, I made up my mind. I took my
-best rose-point flounce--by the mercy of heaven it was just returned
-from the lace-menders, neatly packed in tissue tied with ribbon and a
-scent bag within, as elegant a parcel as you could wish to see!--and I
-sought Mrs. Schwellenberg--aye, that same!--and says I, ‘For mercy’s
-sake, give me a chair. My poor feet will scarce support me?’ At which
-she looks as sour as a crab, and quoth she: ‘We all have veet, Lady
-Florence’ (you know her vile accent), ‘but we forget dem in our great
-honour and brivilege,’ ‘Would God I could forget mine,’ thinks I. But
-she glances at the parcel in my hand: ‘Take a zeat,’ she says with a
-roll of her old eye. ‘Ah, my good Frau,’ says I to myself, ‘you may
-look, but you shan’t clutch yet a bit!’”
-
-Lady Florence laughed reminiscently, and Kitty screamed:
-
-“Never tell me you gave the old Dutch villain your rose-point flounce!”
-
-“And what would be the good of a rose-point flounce to me, when I
-should be dropped dead in the Queen’s apartment, like any hackney
-jade? My love, I showed that ancient toad my two feet--and I vow toad
-is a good name for her, for she hath the countenance and the croak of
-her own pet frogs--I showed her my feet, and I lamented my stones of
-weight. ’Pon rep! I gave myself sixteen, I did indeed, and what with
-the swelling, I looked ’em! ‘Let me confide in you,’ I cries, ‘if
-ever I saw a truly noble soul writ on a human brow, ’tis on yours! My
-frame,’ I cries, ‘is not equal to my devotion. My ankles will not
-support the loyalty of my heart! ’tis not that I should grudge passing
-away in such service,’ I cries, turning up my eyes--You could not have
-done it better, Kitty!--‘but were I to faint in those sacred precincts,
-were I to pass away in that august Presence, Her Majesty would be
-justly annoyed. Dr. Jebb has warned me. Alas! look at me. Am I not
-fat?’ ‘Vat you are,’ says she, ‘but so am I.’ Well, then, my love, I
-gave her a peep of the lace, and she began to dribble at the corners of
-her mouth, and I knew the trick was done! ‘If I speak to Her Majesty,’
-says she, and she fingering my rose-point, ‘I vonder vot substitute I
-could suggest. Her Majesty she does not like the changes, and----’ And
-then, I thought of you, Kitty.”
-
-“I wonder why, in the name of Heaven!” cried this lady tartly.
-
-“Your feet won’t swell, my love.”
-
-“I need not accept,” quoth Kitty, pinching her lips.
-
-“Kitty, if you play your cards well, the post will be offered to you
-while their Majesties are here at Cheltenham. ’Tis all settled with the
-Schwellenberg. Do you not know,” said Lady Florence, pushing the dish
-with a single remaining macaroon upon it, virtuously from her, “that
-Susan Verney is making all the interest in the world for the honour?
-But she was rude to the Schwellenberg one day--you know poor Susan’s
-way!--when they met in my drawing-room at Queen’s Lodge, and the
-Schwellenberg will have none of her!”
-
-“Say no more!” cried Kitty, and fires shot from her eyes.
-
-“My love, I believe I have served you,” said Lady Florence, replying
-to the eloquence of that glance. “‘My royals are not bartial to the
-Irish,’ said Schwellenberg. ‘Ah, but Madam,’ I says. ‘My Lady Kilcroney
-is not Irish. She is true-born English, and has vast wealth--widow of
-an Indian Nabob--vast wealth and a generous heart!--And you admire the
-lace, Madam?’ says I, ‘in the very truth I was hoping I might venture
-to offer it to you, for ’tis lace that should be worn at court, Madam,
-and in no other place--and as I mentioned to you, my Lady Kilcroney and
-her Lord have practically severed all ties with Ireland. If you would
-accept the flounce, Madam, on my retirement (I think there is a narrow
-edging of rose-point to match).’ ‘I will tink of what you say about my
-Lady Kilcroney,’ croaks she. Am I not a good friend, Kitty?”
-
-She looked at Kitty with such beaming kindness that all this latter’s
-caprices vanished; she cast herself affectionately on Lady Florence’s
-huge bosom and voted that she was indeed the best and dearest!
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was agreed between them before the large and jovial lady left the
-pleasant apartments overlooking the meadows, that she would call early
-next morning, and report the result of Mrs. Schwellenberg’s “tinking,”
-since she had been given to understand that Her Majesty would deliver
-her gracious dismissal that evening, during the process of the Royal
-disrobing.
-
-“You must hold yourself ready, my sweet child, to be at any point
-considered suitable along Her Majesty’s path during the next few days.
-By the looks Her Majesty casts on me I am convinced Schwellenberg has
-kept her word, and prepared the ground ’ere we left Queen’s Lodge.
-Well, she knew she would not get the rose-point otherwise.”
-
-Kitty stood reflecting in the bow-window long after Lady Florence’s
-chairmen had reeled away with their burden towards Lord Fauconberg’s
-small house on the hill, which had been placed at their Majesties’
-disposal. It could not be said that she had quite so altogether
-consuming a desire for the post of Lady-in-Waiting since hearing Lady
-Florence’s talk and gazing on those swollen feet, but, rather than that
-Susan Verney--dark, overbearing Susan!--should have the advantage,
-Kitty would have stood on burning ploughshares. She had, thank Heaven,
-as good health as any lady in the kingdom, a back that was never tired,
-and a fund of humour and good humour that made her equal to most
-trials. Moreover she had a fighting spirit, and, she flattered herself,
-a charm of her own. If she did not get the better of Schwellenberg on
-the one hand, and ingratiate herself with Royalty on the other, then
-she was no longer Incomparable Bellairs!
-
-Her agreeable reflections were broken in upon by the entrance of my
-Lord Kilcroney.
-
-Now, hot-blooded, red-headed Irishman as he was, it was the rarest
-thing in the world for this nobleman to be seriously out of temper with
-anyone, let alone with the wife of his bosom; but, as he flung himself
-into Kitty’s hired parlour, he was in as irate a mood as he had ever
-indulged in, and that with his Lady.
-
-“Here’s a pretty business!” quoth he, and cast his hat on the table in
-the middle of the room, very nearly dislodging the glass dome which
-protected a gold filigree basket containing the most purple plums,
-the reddest strawberries, the bluest grapes that ever artist in wax
-produced. “Here’s a pretty to-do!” cried Denis Kilcroney.
-
-“There seems indeed to be a to-do!” retorted Kitty. She wheeled round
-from the window. “But you will condescend to explain the cause perhaps,
-my Lord?”
-
-“So I hear you’ve got a place about the court, me darling,” said Denis,
-plunging into sarcasm, with a flushed countenance. “’Pon me soul, ’tis
-the grand lady you’re going to be entirely! ’Tis the back seat your
-husband will have to be taking. Glory be to God, what’s a husband? And
-an Irish one into the bargain!”
-
-“Pray, my Lord,” cried Kitty, all eagerness. “Where have you heard the
-news? For, as I’m a living woman, ’tis news to me.”
-
-“Ah! go on out of that.” My Lord was certainly very angry, and
-more than usually Hibernian. “Didn’t that fat baggage come straight
-out of these doors? Didn’t she put that full moon face of hers out
-of the sedan window and bawl to her men to stop, and them with the
-sweat dripping off them, God help them! And ‘oh,’ she calls, ‘My Lord
-Kilcroney,’ she cries, ‘’tis quite settled,’ she says. ‘And your Kitty
-to take my post about Her Majesty.’ Why, all Cheltenham could have
-heard her.”
-
-“Tush!” Kitty’s peach-tinted countenance, agog with delight, fell. “Is
-that all? Why----” she was about to expound to Denis with some firmness
-the folly of giving way to passion over an event that was still in
-the uncertain future, at the same time conveying to him her clear
-intention to leave no stone unturned towards its accomplishment, when
-her little black page appeared at the open door, grinning at the sounds
-of dispute, and announced: “Mistress Lafone.” And if the sight of dusky
-innocence amused was exasperating to my Lady, what can be said of the
-feelings aroused by the smile of minxish artfulness?
-
-“Good heavens,” cried Kitty. “And what brings you to Cheltenham, if one
-may ask?”
-
-“Good-morrow, my sweet Kilcroney.”
-
-This familiarity!
-
-“Good-morrow, Madam.” Kitty swept a curtsy to mark her distance, the
-while my Lord kissed the creature’s hand, positively as if he liked
-doing so, and him but out of such a tantrum as never was.
-
-“And what should bring me to Cheltenham--(no, my Lord, pray. I prefer
-the little stool. I do indeed)--why should not poor little me be here
-with the rest?”
-
-“Why, indeed?” growled Kilcroney.
-
-“And what has brought you, my Lady, if one may inquire?”
-
-“She thought little Denis looked pale!” cried my Lord, and gave a great
-guffaw.
-
-“You may laugh, Madam,” said Kitty, as Mrs. Lafone tinkled delicately.
-“There are feelings which only a mother can understand.”
-
-Mistress Lafone was childless.
-
-“One excuse will serve as well as another.” My Lord let himself fall
-into a chair that creaked threateningly beneath his weight.
-
-“Oh, I seek for no excuse,” quoth Molly Lafone. Crouching on the low
-stool, she had a singular air of astuteness, in spite of her fostered
-childishness. “I never can understand why people should not tell the
-truth.” She raised arch eyes towards my Lord, while Kitty sat with the
-majesty of an Eastern idol, and had not as much as the quiver of an
-eyelash.
-
-“I’m here to curry favour with royalty,” she laughed again sweetly,
-“like the rest of us!”
-
-The brazenness of it! My Lord guffawed again. He certainly was in a
-most unpleasant mood.
-
-“Huthen. I hope you’ll be as successful as my Lady there!”
-
-“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney!...”
-
-“Sure, isn’t it the surprise of her life.” Kilcroney once again waded
-heavily in sarcasm. “She hadn’t as much as the faintest notion such
-a thing could happen to her--had you, me Lady? She hadn’t as much as
-opened her mouth for the plum”--it was perhaps the purple artifice on
-the table that suggested the simile--“but didn’t it drop into it? It’s
-going to be Lady-in-Waiting she is, in place of my Lady Flo----”
-
-“Oh! my Lord, say you so? Says he right, my dearest Lady Kilcroney?
-’Tis the most splendid, the most monstrous delightful news I’ve heard
-this long time. Oh!” cried Mrs. Lafone, clasping and wringing her hands
-in an ecstasy. “May not your little Molly rejoice with you?”
-
-“You are vastly disinterested,” said Kitty.
-
-Mrs. Lafone gave her tinkling laugh.
-
-“Ah, my Lady--indeed, my Lord, I have said that I am frank. Dearest
-Lady Kilcroney, I will be frank--If I could obtain some little
-post--the teeniest, weeniest little post at court----”
-
-But Kitty interrupted, bouncing out of her stateliness.
-
-“Pray, Mrs. Lafone, for what post should you consider yourself
-qualified about the august person of our gracious Queen?”
-
-“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney, the least little post in all the world! Hath
-not the Queen appointed a plain Miss Burney reader? I believe I could
-very well be reader. Mr. Lafone says I have a silver tone in my voice,
-and our curate at home once told me----”
-
-“Tush, the celebrated Miss Burney hath qualifications, child, which you
-in your foolishness fail to appreciate.”
-
-“Yet she is but a music teacher’s daughter, Madam,” said Molly with a
-mighty sigh. She dropped her white eyelids and turned a green glint on
-my Lord, and sighed again. “Or if not actually about her Majesty--who
-am I, indeed, to aspire to that Presence?--some office about yourself,
-dear Lady Kilcroney. I would be your secretary, your Lady-in-waiting,
-your devoted attendant!”
-
-“This is folly,” cried Kitty. “I am by no means appointed to my Lady
-Flo’s post, and if I were--well, to be frank with you, Lafone, since
-you like frankness so much--you are the last person in the world I
-should ever be instrumental in bringing to court. Heavens!” cried
-Kitty, gazing upwards at the low ceiling, as if she saw through it
-into the celestial regions. “What discretion, what faultless propriety
-of conduct, what a delicate sense of responsibility, what a blameless
-record should be demanded of one who would enter that sacred circle!...”
-
-(It was the glint of her visitor’s green eye at my Lord which gave this
-stern decision to Kitty’s tones.)
-
-Here, quite unexpectedly, and with admirable effectiveness, large tears
-rose in Mrs. Lafone’s eyes and rolled down her cheeks, without in the
-least disturbing the prettiness of her pointed visage. My Lord cast a
-glance from one to the other; it was lit with a tender sympathy as it
-fell on this touching impersonation of grief, and kindled with reproach
-as it shot to Kitty.
-
-Mrs. Lafone gave a small sob.
-
-“Your sweet lady,” she said, now audaciously addressing her male
-champion, “has ever been a friend in need. ’Tis for that, that
-I have ventured, my Lord, that I have ventured to come to her
-to-day, hearing--yes! I will own it, I already knew that she was
-like to be next in the Queen’s choice. I made the journey hither
-in the hopes--’tis for no reason of petty vanity, no mere envious
-ambition----” (Thus the minx) ... “oh! my Lord, I scarce know why, I
-have ever been sadly persecuted. I am the victim of evil tongues!... My
-reputation has been assailed....”
-
-“Ha!” said Kitty. The ejaculation leaped from her.
-
-Molly Lafone produced another silver sob. “Quite unfoundedly,
-I do assure you! My conscience is spotless, my Lady Kilcroney,
-spotless!”--she caught Kitty’s eye, and went on in a humble voice--“in
-this instance! Indeed, my Lady--but Mr. Lafone--I am sadly maligned,
-he is suspicious, he----” Here the unfortunate young woman became
-quite incoherent in her demonstrations of distress. She wrung her
-white hands with extra pathos. Another large tear flowed, and a volley
-of little sobbing, disjointed phrases accompanied it, “domestic
-happiness--ignorance of the world--poor little me, country-bred and
-guileless--salvation or despair!”
-
-In the midst, Kitty rose, returning to majesty.
-
-“I must put a stop to a scene so useless and so painful. How is it
-possible, Madam, you do not see that every word you utter but marks the
-impossibility of your request? Pray, my Lord, see Mistress Lafone to
-her chair.”
-
-“Kitty!” cried Kilcroney, springing to his feet. He had not thought it
-of her, to requite these open-hearted confidences with insult; to turn
-so trusting and touching a creature into the street; a lady--an old
-friend! “Pray Mistress Lafone, let us be offering you a dish of tea,”
-cried he.
-
-There are days when everything goes askew. Kitty’s great footman
-marched into the room and presented his mistress with a letter which,
-he said, had just been brought by a riding messenger. Kitty took it
-from the salver with all the air of one glad of the diversion, but
-no sooner had she perused it than she exclaimed, in tones of such
-consternation, that my Lord leant forward and took it out of her hand.
-He exclaimed in his turn, but in accents of pleasure.
-
-“Why, what is this? Sure, Alanna, there is naught here to upset you,
-’tis the best of good fortune on the contrary! Here’s your sweet
-friend, my Lady Mandeville, actually at Malvern and proposing to drive
-over and spend the day with you to-morrow, bringing her little rogue to
-play with ours.”
-
-“Oh, this is intolerable,” cried Kitty, “this is past bearing! Bid the
-messenger wait. Good heavens, do I not hear him riding away?--Call him
-back, my Lord, call him back! On no account must my Lady Mandeville be
-permitted to visit me to-morrow.”
-
-My Lord stood rooted to the spot, and the veins on his forehead
-swelled. Kitty rushed to the window and hailed vigorously; the rhythmic
-footfalls of a horse receding at slow pace along the cobble stones was,
-on a sudden, altered to the clatter of a returning trot.
-
-“Damnation!” cried my Lord. “This passes all!”
-
-Mistress Lafone had stopped the wringing of hands and the production of
-tears, and was all malicious interest.
-
-Kilcroney had entered into a towering passion. He protested that it was
-the most monstrous low thing, that he forbade my Lady to behave so base
-to her friend.
-
-“Tare an’ ’ounds!” cried he, “if it wasn’t ashamed you were, and that,
-not a minute ago, to be enjoying the finest hospitality in the world,
-the kindest, the most open-hearted, ’tis not ashamed you should be to
-return a thrifle of it! Shame!” ejaculated Denis. “Shame! ’tis on the
-other leg. Gad, ’tis the shameful bit of meanness you’d be practising
-and ’tis ashamed I am of you meself (that I should live to say it).
-Your best friend! And all for what? For what if ye please? For the
-favour of them that never as much as acknowledged your existence. ’Pon
-me soul, rather than wound the feelings of that angel upon earth, that
-fair, fond, gentle, noble creature----” My Lord’s voice cracked. “I’d
-see the whole of Windsor, and Kew to boot, tumble into the Liffey.”
-
-Kitty, white under her delicate smears of rouge, sat down at her
-writing-table with the most sublime air of offended virtue, but the
-hand that dipped the pen into the ink shook, and there were tears in
-the voice which presently declared that if ever there was woman here
-maligned by her own husband, it was my Lady Kilcroney: she who had not
-liked to disturb her Lord, but who had nevertheless noticed a red spot
-behind their darling little Denis’s ear that very morning; which spot,
-as every one who was a mother knew, might very well betoken no less
-a malady than the measles, which malady, being highly infectious to
-young children, she, as a mother, now felt it her duty to put off her
-cherished Lady Mandeville and the adored little Impington to a more
-auspicious day.
-
-“Spot!” interrupted my Lord, with a roar between derision and wrath, and
-
-“Spot?” cooed Mistress Lafone, now letting herself go openly to
-insolence. “My dearest Lady Kilcroney, you are too droll!”
-
-There was contempt written on the countenances of the pair so odiously
-conjoined against Kitty; neither of them being subtle enough to see
-that my Lady was content with any excuse, so long as it flung a veil of
-elegance over her set purpose.
-
-This incomparable woman recovered herself, rose, summoned Pompey, and
-sent him forth with her letter to my Lord Mandeville’s groom. She
-watched its delivery, through the window, and having beheld the man
-start off again, returned to the centre of the room, made in silence a
-profound curtsy, which included her Lord and her visitor, and sailed
-forth, closing the door carefully behind her.
-
-My Lord let himself fall again into the arm-chair, and once more this
-article of furniture protested with ominous creaks and cracks.
-
-“There’s not a stick in the place, bejabers, that isn’t as rotten as
-pears. ’Pon my word,” grumbled Denis Kilcroney, “I wish the plaguey
-waters had never been discovered, I do indeed; ’tis a poor thing when
-a man’s own son and heir is made a weapon against him, and him but
-turned of three. ‘Little Denis is pale, and we must to Cheltenham. And
-we’ll lie at Lady Mandeville’s, which is on our way, my love’ (and
-it thirty miles out, taking the back and the forth of it). ‘And our
-little Denis will have a playfellow, ’twill be so vastly good for him.
-Little Impington and he will be comrades.’ And scarce are we settled
-at Impington Court with as good entertainment--aye--and as generous
-(’tis the cellar of the world my Lord Mandeville has, and ’tis as free
-with it he is--troth, as I’d be meself if my Lady’d let me, and I can
-give him no finer character!) No sooner are we settled, and scarce a
-cork drawn ye may say, but ’tis ‘Little Impington is too rough for our
-darling Denis. He will teach him ill ways, he will do him a hurt. And
-Impington Court is a thought too low for the child’s health. And we
-must move on to Cheltenham, my love, or there will not be a lodging to
-be had.’ And you should have seen the farewells, the clingings, the
-embracings, and the tears, and heard the promises. ‘We shall meet again
-soon, my dearest, dearest Rachel. I vow I’ll not be parted from the
-most cherished of my friends!’ And now ’tis: ‘Keep away--little Denis
-hath a spot!’ To be sure, our dearest Rachel must not cast a blight
-over my Lady’s Court prospects.”
-
-“But why, pray you, why, my Lord Kilcroney, should my Lady Mandeville
-cast a blight? Is she not in the Court favour?”
-
-Mistress Molly’s tones were as insinuating as the fillet of sweetness
-that issues from a flute; nevertheless, Denis, starting from his black
-mood, gave her a sudden odd look.
-
-“Prithee, why, my Lord?”
-
-Kitty was in the right of it. The little jade was as false as loaded
-dice! As if every one did not know poor Rachel’s story; how she had
-been a Quaker and an actress, and my Lord Mandeville’s mistress before
-she had been his wife; and how, save for that one stain, which, indeed,
-had been the fall of a pure woman piteously and devotedly in love, she
-had ever shone in a wicked world, the noblest example to her sex.
-
-Mistress Lafone caught my Lord’s look upon her and deemed it time to
-depart. Without waiting, therefore, for his reply to her question, she
-feigned horror at the lateness of the hour, and bustled away from the
-Kilcroney lodgings, malcontent with her visit, the more so that my Lord
-Kilcroney brought a wooden countenance and a dry manner to the very
-hall door.
-
-She went forth down the single street and across the meadows; for her
-rooms were in an out-of-the-way cottage, far from the fashionable
-quarter patronised by the well-to-do. Mrs. Lafone’s fortunes were
-indeed at a low ebb. Her elderly, niggardly husband had vowed some time
-ago that he would pay no more debts for her, and he was keeping his
-vow. In her efforts at self-extrication, Mistress Molly, not having
-a scrupulous delicacy of conduct, had become further considerably
-entangled. A scandal threatened which might be the undoing of her. And
-there was my Lady Kilcroney not only declining to help her, but as good
-as turning her out of the house!
-
-Molly Lafone was sharp of scent as a weasel. It was unpleasantly clear
-to her that the irate great lady was determined to seize the first
-opportunity of cutting her altogether; and when my Lady Kilcroney,
-leader of society as she was, cast her off, she would be lost indeed!
-She had no thought in her breast, as she walked along the road between
-the flat fields, but the longing to pay Kitty out.
-
-The way was deserted. Evening shadows were lengthening across the
-mellowness of the sun-steeped plain. Molly Lafone slackened her pace.
-Why, indeed, should she hurry back to the stuffy little room where she
-could afford herself no better supper than bread and milk?
-
-Truly, if there are angels who reward the virtuous, there must be
-little demons who provide dainties for those who serve the ways of
-evil! There, just at her feet, shining quite golden in the rays of the
-setting sun, lay a letter.
-
-It lay so that its superscription was visible, and Molly could hardly
-believe her eyes when she read in Kitty’s writing the words: “For the
-hand of my Lady, the Countess Mandeville.”
-
-“The careless fellow,” said she, “he’s dropped it from his belt as he
-jogged along. Pshaw, how I hate a clumsy fool!”
-
-Then she laughed shrilly. “My Lady Mandeville will never get her
-Kitty’s affectionate answer, nor hear how little Denis hath a spot, and
-she will come driving in to-morrow to hang herself and her tarnished
-name round Kitty’s neck for all Cheltenham to see, under the nose of
-the virtuous Queen Charlotte. That is very well done!” cried Molly.
-“That is a very fit punishment for such base intentions. I am very
-glad.”
-
-And lest anyone should be busybody enough to pick up the dropped letter
-and forward it to its destination, which would be a sad interference
-with the just action of Providence, Mistress Lafone picked it up
-herself and minced it into small pieces as she walked along towards her
-cottage lodging. She had quite a good appetite for her bread and milk
-that night.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It had been my Lady Kilcroney’s intention to keep her cherished little
-Denis in his cot, for the space of at least a day, for indeed there was
-more than one red mark on the satin of his small, plump body, and Kitty
-vowed it was of a piece with the rest of my Lord’s brutality to declare
-that those who leave their own homes for the discomforts of lodgings
-must expect the occasional flea. But on receipt of a letter sent round
-by my Lady Flora’s woman, she promptly altered her plans, and ordered
-the protesting cherub to be arrayed in his best robe-coat covered with
-fine muslin, and his white satin hat with feathers.
-
-My Lord, as soon as his infant’s roars had been soothed by candies,
-picked up the letter which Kitty had dropped on the floor in her
-hurried exit to her bed-chamber; and, while his Lady was alternately
-pealing at her bell and shouting for Lydia, without compunction read it.
-
- “_My Dearest Lady Kilcroney: ’Tis all arranged. I consider my freedom
- well purchased at the price of the rose-point flounce, and the
- service to a friend, no less, by the trimmings to match. Her Majesty
- received me in her closet last evening, and the matter was settled
- quick. I must confess, dearest Kitty, with all the_ veneration _and_
- love (these words were heavily underlined) _that I cherish for her
- August Person, I did feel it hard to find that my poor feet were
- represented as the dropsy. Dropsy, my love. And I but turned of
- thirty! ‘You should have warned me,’ said Her Majesty, ‘that you were
- suffering from a disease.’ ‘Ma’am,’ said I, ‘if disease there is’--(I
- was afraid to deny it, dear Kitty, lest the fetters should not be
- struck off my aching ankles)--‘’twas contracted in Your Majesty’s
- service.’ And now if my Kilcroney has a taste for gilded slavery
- (though there’s less gilding than you would believe), let her be at
- the entrance of the pump room, to receive Her Majesty at the head
- of the other lady visitors, on her first visit thither this very
- morning at eleven o’clock. The Gentlemen-in-Waiting are informing the
- other notabilities of the town, and Her Majesty is prepared for the
- little ceremony which she desires shall have the appearance of an
- Impromptu, it being her wish to avoid state during the Royal Visit
- and not to be incommoded by the crowd. If your little Denis were to
- offer a bunch of roses, it would, I think, please the Queen, who
- likes to see ladies occupied of their children and is interested in
- any who are about the age of the Princess Amelia. From what Mrs.
- Schwellenberg--oh! Kitty, to think of that toad festooned about with
- my lace--hath wrote to me (thank God we have left the_ frog-fancier
- _behind at Windsor) I understand you can consider the appointment as
- good as made----_”
-
-The letter dropped from Kilcroney’s hand. His good-natured face (for
-in spite of tantrums he was to the core a man of good nature), clouded
-with genuine dismay. It looked as if the plaguey business, which he had
-regarded in the light of a mere game, was like to turn to earnest.
-
-Why, in the name of Heaven, a woman with all the world could give her,
-and a devoted husband besides, should break up her family life for the
-pleasures of an annual three months’ slavery--Lady Florence had well
-named it--passed his comprehension.
-
-“Nay, Lydia,” Kitty’s voice was uplifted in the other room, “take back
-the tabby; aye, and the satin cloak from Madame Mirabel’s. I have
-thought better of it, child. Put away the Eglantine new hat with the
-feathers. I will wear muslin and a plain straw. I wish to Heaven,”
-cried Kitty pettishly, “that there was a milliner in the Kingdom who
-could run up a hat to suit a lady’s eyelashes or the tilt of her nose
-outside Paris.”
-
-“There’s the Italian straw we bought last time we was staying over
-there at Madame the Duchess’s,” said Lydia tentatively; “the same your
-ladyship ordered for yourself to wear at the _Feet_ at Trianon to which
-the French Queen asked us--and a sweet elegant creature Her Majesty is,
-with all her fancies for dairies and such--and the thunderstorm coming
-on it was the disappointment of the world, and one that I am not like
-to forget in a hurry! Sure your ladyship ain’t forgotten it? A plain
-rice straw, with a ribbon round, but with a set to it! Aye, and trimmed
-by my blood-niece, as is apprenticed to Madame Eglantine out of my own
-poor savings; me being always one to stand by my family, cost what it
-do.”
-
-“The Italian straw,” my Lady reflected; “’twas monstrous thoughtful of
-you, child, to pack it--la, Lydia, ’tis the very thing--trimmed by your
-niece did you say? Nay, only the genius of Eglantine could twist a bow
-like that. Put it on my head. Why, ’tis perfect--aye, I will wear it.
-Her Majesty desires simplicity.”
-
-“Simplicity, is it?” Kilcroney groaned. “God help us all!”
-
-As Kitty sallied forth, all in vapoury white, fresh and sweet as a
-privet blossom, her face delicately pink under the artful shepherdess
-hat, Pompey following with the great rose-bunch in a bandbox, and
-little Denis trotting alongside scarlet-cheeked from a triumphant
-battle royal over the wearing of gloves, my Lord looked after them with
-some melancholy.
-
-“I’ll stroll along presently and keep in the background. I’d not like
-to be blighting Kitty’s prospects after the fashion of yonder poor
-Rachel. By all accounts Her gracious Majesty Queen Charlotte is no more
-like to fancy an Irishman than the unhappy girl that has a mistake to
-her name.”
-
-Kitty had determined to walk to the pump room. ’Twas scarce a hundred
-yards away, and “squeeze those crisp flounces into a chair before they
-had served their purpose--never!” She had taken but a few steps along
-the street when who should cross her but Mrs. Lafone. Molly, all in the
-modesty of lilac dimity, with pensiveness, something even approaching
-penitence, on her pert face. Kitty was in a fair humour, and as her
-little enemy flung her a deprecating glance of green eyes, actually
-paused and smiled.
-
-“Whither away, Lafone?”
-
-“Alas, my Lady Kilcroney, stepping into the pump room anon to drink my
-glass of the waters, I heard as how Her Majesty was expected, and how
-you and the other ladies of note are to receive her on this, her first
-appearance.... My Lady Kilcroney, knowing myself so unfit, feeling
-myself so out of spirits, I deemed it more becoming to retire till all
-was over.”
-
-Now Kitty, riding on the top of the wave, was a trifle intoxicated. It
-was in a tone of almost Royal patronage that she exclaimed:
-
-“Why should you miss the sight, child? You could very well find a
-little place where you could see and not be seen. Retrace your steps
-with me.”
-
-“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney,” cries Molly, with her dramatic clasp of the
-hands, “was there ever anyone so truly benevolent as you are!”
-
-Hanging her head, the little minx started off, a humble step behind her
-patroness, and, looking over his shoulder at her, Denis the younger was
-fascinated by the wicked mockery on her face, and nearly fell into a
-puddle for staring.
-
-There was no excitement in the town, for Her Majesty’s intention was
-known but to the favoured few. The Royal Family, it was bruited, were
-still reposing from the fatigues of their journey. There was, however,
-a small group of gentlemen about the pump room doors, in elegant
-morning attire, and two or three barouches and as many chairs were in
-the very act of depositing their fair burdens as Lady Kilcroney sailed
-up. She was just in time, indeed, to see Lady Verney--black-browed
-Susan, panting, flushed, incredibly plumed--hurl herself out of her
-hired sedan. At sight of Kitty this personage halted in her rush
-forward into the pump room.
-
-“You here, dear Kilcroney?” her voice shook. There was fury in her eye.
-
-“Even so, dear Verney. Pray, my Lord Courtown, shall I take my stand on
-this spot? Hither with the flowers, Pompey. My little son is to offer
-these to Her Majesty, Colonel Digby; certainly ’twould be a mercy if
-you would have the kindness to hold them till the right moment comes.
-Such tender years are scarcely to be trusted!--Nay, Denis, lambkin, no
-more sugar plums till we get home again, or little pandies would be so
-sticky, Denis couldn’t give the nosegay to the beautiful Queen--What
-a pity, my dearest Susan, you should have made yourself so fine. By
-Her Majesty’s most express wish, all is to have the appearance of the
-simplest impromptu! Still, my skirts are fairly wide. If you place
-yourself behind me----”
-
-Place herself behind Kitty! Had her beloved friend run mad, she that
-was always so flighty? My Lady Verney to place herself in the rear, be
-hidden by another’s flounces, she who had posted day and night, all the
-way from Hertfordshire, upon the news of a probable vacancy about the
-Queen’s person! Was it possible that Kitty, with her Irish husband,
-labelled with such a name, could fancy that she was like to meet with
-the Queen’s favour? Susan was sorry for her poor friend. She tossed her
-head with a snort. My Lady Verney had something of the appearance of a
-handsome horse.
-
-But stupefaction succeeded indignation when Lord Courtown, very civilly
-addressing her, begged her to take her place with the other ladies in
-the rear of my Lady Kilcroney, for the royal party might be expected
-any moment.
-
-“Mrs. Tracy, ma’am, as one conversant in these matters, will you stand
-at my Lady’s elbow?--My Lady Kilcroney, Mrs. Tracy--Her Majesty’s
-Senior Bedchamber Woman, who is at the waters on her own account.”
-
-My Lady Verney, biting her lip, stamped heavily on her neighbour’s
-foot as she shifted her position. Turning at the low cry, her fierce
-black eyes met the plaintive green ones of Mrs. Lafone, who in spite
-of her discreet protestations, had taken as forward a place in the
-group as well she could. As a rule Molly was in no better favour with
-Susan Verney than with the rest of the coterie, but at that moment they
-shared a sentiment which made them suddenly and momentarily sympathetic.
-
-“Oh, my Lady Verney,” whispered Molly, “did you ever see anyone so
-sadly cocked up as our poor Kitty? It frightens me for her, it does
-indeed. I fear such pride must have a fall.”
-
-Although Susan could see no sign of this prognostication being
-fulfilled, it comforted her nevertheless; and she was able to bear,
-with a better equanimity than any who knew her would have thought
-possible, the painful spectacle of my Lady Kilcroney’s success with the
-Queen. Success it indubitably was, though Her Majesty was a dry woman
-and not given to displays of affability. It was evident that she had
-come prepared to be pleased with Kitty Kilcroney and that pleased she
-found herself. And truly, Kitty in her snowy flounces, so charmingly
-blushing under her wide-brimmed hat--which was indeed trimmed by
-Lydia’s niece, Miss Pamela Pounce--Kitty so daintily maternal with the
-sturdy little boy clutching his roses, was as pretty a picture as any
-would wish to gaze upon.
-
-The two blooming Princesses exclaimed upon the darling child, and
-good-natured Lady Flo was one broad beam behind “her Royals’” back.
-And if Kitty blushed she had nevertheless the most elegant ease. Her
-curtsy was a model; the dignified modesty with which she advanced and
-then retreated within the due measure of etiquette was perfect of its
-kind. And when the incident took place, which might indeed have proved
-awkward, of Master Denis declining to part with his posy, his mother
-saved the situation. “Denis,” quoth she, bending but not whispering;
-all with a modest assurance that could not have been bettered by one
-who had been years at Court. “Lambkin, do you not remember what I bid
-you? To whom were you to offer these flowers?”
-
-“To the beautiful Queen,” said the child, his great brown eyes roaming
-about as if he were seeking--as well he might, poor innocent!--whom the
-description might fit. The Queen, with a flattered smile, herself took
-the offering from his chubby fingers.
-
-“Pretty rogue!” said Princess Augusta.
-
-When the other introductions had been gone through it seemed to be
-nobody’s business to present Mistress Lafone; and though the equerries
-looked tentatively at her and then at my Lady Kilcroney, nothing could
-be less responsive than that usually alert being. So Molly made an
-artless curtsy as became her simplicity, and thought, in her disloyal
-heart, how frumpish and dowdy Her Majesty looked; and wondered if ’twas
-Miss Burney who appeared so shortsighted and awkward and timid, with
-no more air than nothing at all. And save for the gentlemen, who were
-very personable and had bright looks about them as if they might be
-enjoyable company to a woman of spirit, there was really naught in this
-vision of the Court which would make her, little Molly, yearn for it--a
-vast stiffness and dullness indeed! If it had not been that needs
-must when the devil drives she would have snapped her slender fingers
-and ‘thank you,’ but as matters stood--the drowning do not pause to
-contemplate the quality of the spar flung to them.
-
-Mrs. Lafone looked vindictively at Kitty and then turned a watchful
-glance at the door. She wondered how soon and in what circumstances
-Kitty’s dearest friend, who was not received at Court, might make her
-appearance? However Kitty might strive to hide the visit, Mrs. Lafone
-would take care that it should be known of; she had but to whisper the
-fact to my Lady Verney and she did not doubt that the Royal occupants
-of Fauconberg Hall would promptly be in possession of the damning fact.
-Other people could put spokes in wheels besides my Lady Kilcroney; and
-the more swiftly they were rolling to favour, the greater might be the
-upset!
-
-Her Majesty, talking very affably to Kitty, had advanced towards the
-counter where the waters were distributed. Here divers magnates of
-the town were awaiting her, whom the Comptroller of the Household, my
-Lord Courtown, named to her, one after the other. Kitty and her group
-of ladies were left thus for the moment outside the Royal circle of
-attention. The hall by this time contained a certain amount of curious
-spectators, very respectfully aligned against the walls, for the public
-of Cheltenham, genteel quiet folk, would have died rather than presume
-on Her Majesty’s condescending informality.
-
-“Pray,” said the Queen, to Mr. Clark, the town doctor, “let me have a
-taste of the water, sir, to drink which the King has been sent hither.
-I ought at least to know,” she added archly, “to what penance he hath
-been condemned.”
-
-She sipped and declared she had expected worse; Princess Royal and
-Princess Augustus also sipped, but they cried out and protested that
-they were sorry for dear papa. And while the Royal pleasantries were
-producing the most exquisite if refined mirth throughout the whole
-assembly, Mrs. Lafone, who had been conscious that she was the object
-of considerable interest to one of the equerries (indeed, he was
-lifting his quizzing glass to mark his notice), perceived his glance
-wander from herself and become fixed. He dropped his quizzing glass,
-the better to see; a warmth of wondering admiration, prodigiously
-different from the familiar ogle she had herself evoked, wrote itself
-on his countenance. But for the presence of Royalty, she thought he
-might have exclaimed out loud. Molly’s glance promptly followed his.
-She could hardly believe her eyes. Here was fate playing her game with
-a vengeance. Her enemy was delivered into her hands. Everyone knew the
-face of Rachel Peace!
-
-My Lady Mandeville advanced, clad, like Kitty herself, in white, but
-with a flutter of grey ribbons here and there to mark her Quaker
-preference. Her delicate pale face was faintly flushed, under the wide
-brim of her simple hat. She was not less fair than the pearls at her
-throat, not less shining in delicate beauty. She held by the hand a
-noble boy, slightly older than little Denis, who marched as if the
-place belonged to him and gazed about under frowning brows as though he
-wondered who dared occupy it without his permission.
-
-If Kitty made a charming picture with her little son, Rachel, with the
-heir of Mandeville, graceful and gracious, with a lovely tenderness
-emanating from her, was the very embodiment of sweet motherhood.
-
-She came across the wide hall with swift step, looking from right to
-left, a smile hovering on her lips, her seeking eyes already lit with
-fond pleasure. Where was her dear Kitty? Suddenly she stopped--the
-smile faded, the light of the expectant gaze went out, shadow fell
-upon her radiance, a flutter as of fear shook her; yet she had but
-encountered the gaze of my Lady Verney. Susan Verney, who was very well
-acquainted with Rachel Mandeville, who had indeed also tasted of her
-hospitality, both in town and in the country, now withered her with a
-blasting stare of denegration, a stare which said: “My Lady Mandeville,
-I am pure virtue to-day, _I do not know you_.”
-
-The room was all eyes to look at Rachel, and though so decorous it was
-all whispers.
-
-The next moment the poor thing saw the Queen and the Princesses, and
-Kitty Kilcroney white as death and good Lady Flora scarlet in the face;
-she saw and understood. Motionless she strove to rally her courage. She
-wanted strength of heart and clearness of mind to do just what would be
-right; Quaker Rachel who had never done wrong but once! And for that
-breathless moment, unknown to herself, her eyes hung on Kitty’s face;
-and Kitty’s eyelids were cast down.
-
-The little Viscount Impington tugged at her hand. His was an impatient
-spirit.
-
-“Come on, Mamma,” cried he, in loud authority; and at the same moment
-little Denis O’Hara raised a piping cry: “Imp, Imp, Imp!” and tearing
-himself from the maternal clasp, galloped across the room to hurl
-himself upon his baby comrade.
-
-The Queen looked at Kitty with an air of profound surprise and
-disapproval, and Kitty looked back at the Queen. And her heart rose
-within her; for, with all her foibles and fancies, she had a heart.
-
-It led her then to do the noblest act of her whole existence.
-
-Holding herself very erect and moving with a beautiful dignity, she
-slowly backed the length of the room that divided her from Rachel
-Mandeville; and, keeping her eyes on the Royal face the while, she took
-her friend by the hand. Then she stood very upright and waited. Rachel
-could do naught else but wait too.
-
-In the dead silence the Queen prepared to take her departure.
-
-Little Mr. O’Hara and my Lord Impington were beginning to show signs of
-following up their affectionate greeting with a rough-and-tumble fight
-and each mother had to take possession of her child and keep him firmly
-held; but they kept tighter hold of each other still.
-
-The Royal group advanced; the kindly young Princesses with awed looks,
-as if they felt how ill things were going without understanding. When
-she reached my Lady Kilcroney and her friend, Queen Charlotte paused
-and seemed to hesitate. She cast a strange troubled glance at the two
-young women, and Kitty and Rachel fell, still clasping hands, into a
-great curtsy. And the question was, which of the two made it with a
-nobler grace.
-
-The last of the equerries to follow looked back at the door, and saw my
-Ladies Mandeville and Kilcroney embracing and kissing and he thought
-they were both in tears.
-
-My Lord Kilcroney had been among those who unobtrusively joined
-the lookers-on in the pump room during the Royal visitation, and,
-beholding the scene, his own eyes filled. In the effort to regain his
-self-control he turned his dimmed gaze away from the two who enfolded
-each other in such affecting and unaffected friendship and it fell upon
-Mistress Lafone. As awhile ago his son and heir, he was fascinated
-by the expression on the small pale visage. Molly caught his riveted
-glance, wilted beneath it, and somehow vanished. Not my Lord Kilcroney
-nor anyone could ever as much as guess at her share in the morning’s
-business; yet so does conscience make cowards of us all, as Mr.
-Shakespeare has it.
-
-My Lord kissed his wife’s hand before most respectfully saluting that
-of my Lady Mandeville. At sight of him, Kitty mingled laughter with her
-tears.
-
-“Is it not delightful, Denis,” cried she, “that our sweet Rachel should
-have had this happy thought? But, oh, my dear love, our little rascals
-are at fisticuffs again!”
-
- “_My dear Kitty_,” wrote Lady Florence that evening, in a letter
- brought round from Fauconberg Hall by one of the pages in waiting,
- “_I thought you were dished, I did indeed. And of all the odd
- tiresome_ contretemps, _my love!... Well, I have not time to say even
- a word of what I felt: Her Majesty is not fond of audacities and you
- did, dearest Kitty, the most audacious deed.... Well, never mind
- again!_
-
- “_’Twas your hat did the trick to begin with, my love; you was always
- so clever about clothes, Kitty. Sure, it was the finest inspiration
- to wear that modest country straw with its plain ribbon. It caught
- Her Majesty’s eye from the first moment, and that you know means so
- much. So modest, sensible and quiet you showed beside poor Susan!
- Susan, with that tow-row of feathers on her head! ’Tis she who is
- dished after all: ‘A loud young woman,’ says the Queen to me. ‘I do
- not approve of Lady Verney’s style.’ And what must she do on the
- top of it but present herself in my parlour at Fauconberg Hall this
- very afternoon?--a vast piece of presumption, since the Queen hath
- forbidden visitors to all and sundry!--And wants an interview of
- Her Majesty, to apologise--prithee, Kitty, think of it!--for Her
- Majesty’s having been exposed to such a meeting. She, to apologise
- for the town! She, to cast her stone at poor Rachel! I have never
- known my Royal so angry! ‘Are you then not acquainted with my Lady
- Mandeville?’ She asks our Verney. You should have seen Susan’s face
- under her red plumes. (I had taken good care Her Majesty should
- know we_ all _were.) To be brief, Kitty, Verney went forth with her
- comb considerably cut, and Her Majesty took a twist in the other
- direction and spoke very kind to me; though regretting the incident,
- she said she could not find too grave a fault with a display of
- loyalty. ‘Tell my Lady Kilcroney,’ she says, ‘that about My Person I
- appreciate loyalty!_’”
-
-Denis Kilcroney heard the contents of this missive with a grave
-countenance. Then, looking at his wife’s charming face, all irradiated
-between the joys of her good conscience and its unexpected reward, he
-exclaimed generously that it was a proud day for the House of O’Hara.
-“Though,” he added, “the proudest moment of it all was when I saw you
-stand by your friend, me darling girl!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE IS ORDERED TO PACK
-
-
-Pamela Pounce sat with a bunch of cowslips in one hand and the lid of
-the ribbon box in the other; she had fallen into a profound muse.
-
-It was the cowslips, though they were but artifice, which had set her
-active brain thus suddenly and idly day-dreaming. They had brought her
-back with a rush to the old farm where she had been born and brought
-up. The whole surroundings of her exile had vanished. She was no
-longer in the big, bare, stuffy, untidy workroom at the back of Madame
-Eglantine’s celebrated Paris hat shop: in the centre of snippets and
-straws, feathers, fringes, flowers and other fashionable fripperies;
-under the glare of the skylight; with the patter and gabble of French
-voices, the click of scissors, the long-drawn sighs or quick pants of
-energetic stitching, the rustle of crumpled silks, in her ears, and in
-her nostrils the indescribable atmosphere of the _atélier_, as it was
-called. An apartment hermetically sealed to the outer airs, save what
-might penetrate of them through the opening of its doors; redolent
-of the gums of artificial flowers, of last year’s and this morning’s
-succulent cookery--Monsieur Ildefonse, the husband of Madame Eglantine,
-liked a point of garlic in most dishes--and of the faint sickly scents
-of hair powder and fine lady’s perfumes which hung about the whole
-establishment. There were other odours in the workroom besides, of
-which the less said the better. It was little wonder that Pamela
-Pounce should now and again feel her splendid vitality slacken; that
-she should have considerably fined down from a country buxomness since
-she had joined Madame Eglantine’s staff.
-
-But the bunch of cowslips had brought her away--far away from it all
-for a blissful moment.
-
-She was back again at home. The exquisite freshness of an early summer
-morning on the Kentish downs encompassed her. Her young bosom lifted
-with ecstasy. Oh! the breath of England: pungent of the sea, sweet of
-the moorland herbs, free from the hills and whispering of the woods,
-was there ever anything like it? There was a fragrance of breadmaking
-too from mother’s oven, and a lovely reek of burning weeds where father
-was busy over the potato fields!
-
-Pamela started. A voice, sharp as a pen-knife, had recalled her to
-reality.
-
-“Ah, Meess”--she went by no other name in this French servitude, either
-from her employer or her sister workers. It was an unconscious tribute
-to a certain fine apartness of character, as well as to her British
-independence. “Ah, Meess,” cried Madame Eglantine, “is this how I find
-you? Asleep with your eyes open! My faith, is this how you conduct
-yourself in the thick of the business hours? And the Marquise who
-expects that hat by noon!”
-
-Pamela opened her day-dreaming eyes full upon the speaker, gave an
-inaudible sigh and a small ironic smile. She did not start or blush or
-show any sign either of flurry or vexation at the acrid accent of the
-rebuke, she was too completely mistress of herself for that. Her hand
-hovered over the ribbon box; then with a decisive movement she nipped a
-shimmering purple roll and began to draw out its darkly radiant lengths.
-
-“Purple!” ejaculated Madame Eglantine, surprised into a quite amiable
-tone; “purple for that blonde Marquise who is not yet twenty! And she
-means to wear all white muslins with lace in floods. Did I not tell
-you so? That ribbon I bought for _Madame la Gouvernante_--it is for
-dowagers----”
-
-She broke off and stared.
-
-Pamela had twisted and snipped and pinched and the hat was trimmed in
-what her famous _patronne_ herself would have described as “_un tour
-de main_.” She now held it up on her balled hand, and turned it slowly
-from side to side.
-
-“But it is a stroke of genius!” exclaimed the little Frenchwoman. She
-hated Pamela, but she was above all an artist. “No, no, do not touch
-it again, no one must touch it! You have a thousand times reason. Blue
-or green or pink--anyone with the ordinary mind would have blended me
-the banal pretty-pretty with those cowslips. The Marquise would have
-been but one of a score of shepherdesses, no more distinguished than a
-dragée box for a baptism! But now----”
-
-She paused and waved her hands before the delight of the mental
-picture. A small, dusky woman with very bright eyes and extraordinarily
-swift movements, she was like some quick furry animal of the mouse
-tribe; a greater contrast to the fair, large, composed English girl
-could hardly be imagined; yet on one point these two were singularly
-akin. Both were geniuses in the same restricted yet fascinating realm
-of art.
-
-If there were a creature on earth capable of stepping straight off into
-the shoes of Madame Eglantine, first milliner in the world of Fashion,
-it was Pamela Pounce, the British yeoman’s daughter!
-
-Perhaps it was this consciousness of her rival’s merits which made the
-Frenchwoman, while too acute of intellect not to recognise them, regard
-her clever apprentice with feelings which approached detestation. Yet
-she was soon to find another cause.
-
-“I’d better put in the stitches myself, I suppose, M’dame?” said Pamela
-tranquilly. She spoke French fluently by this time, with a pronounced
-if not unpleasing British accentuation. “The young ladies are so fond
-of sewing things to death. It’s like a hand on pastry,” she went on
-meditatively, as she bit her thread, and flung a cool, tantalising
-glance at the irate ring of countenances about her. “You have, or you
-haven’t got it, and no one to blame.”
-
-“That will do, Meess. There is too much conversation here, Mademoiselle
-Panache!” Madame hopped spitefully from Pamela upon the directress,
-who, sitting large, square and sallow at the centre table, dispensing
-materials, had permitted herself a gratified smile over the snubbing
-of the English girl. For a moment or two there was silence in the
-over-lighted, under-ventilated apartment. The season was early July;
-a blazing white sunshine was pouring down through the casements which
-their muffed glass but feebly mitigated.
-
-Then the little angry, sharp-toothed mouse that was the bland, coaxing,
-fluent Eglantine of the showroom found a fresh grievance.
-
-“My God, Mademoiselle Anatoline, are you making a bouquet or tying
-bristles on a broomstick? And Heaven pardon me, Mademoiselle Eulalie,
-but if those hands of yours have been washed since--since---- What have
-you been doing with those hands, _ma fille_? Blacking the boots or
-scratching your head?”
-
-Anatoline, who was large and fat and fair, became an apoplectic purple;
-and Eulalie, who was the colour of a lemon with hair like a raven’s
-wing, turned a shade more livid than nature had made her.
-
-There was a titter, beginning sycophantically upon the lips of
-Mademoiselle Panache. But Pamela’s smooth face, white where it was
-not delicately carnation, might have been that of a handsomely tinted
-statue. She cut her thread, tweaked one of the shimmering purple loops,
-and once again putting the hat on her clenched hand, gave it a little
-shake. The creation was complete!
-
-Madame’s swift beady eye rolled in her direction.
-
-“Give yourself the trouble to bring that upstairs to the showroom,
-Meess,” she ordered. “Madame D’Aimargues said she would call, herself,
-before midday, to try it on before it was sent. I will join you
-presently and you had better remain, in case there were required an
-alteration.”
-
-“_Bien, M’dame_,” Pamela responded with some alacrity. She might get a
-whiff of good open air as she went up the stairs. There might even be a
-window ajar in the showroom. Such a miracle had been known to occur on
-a very hot day.
-
-Monsieur Ildefonse, Eglantine’s husband, was sitting in the little
-glass cage off the back showroom, pompously referred to as the
-_Bureau_. This individual had once been a very noted personality;
-no other, actually, than the French Queen’s appointed coiffeur; in
-consequence sought after to frenzy by every woman with the smallest
-pretension to Fashion. Fine ladies had had their heads dressed at
-six o’clock in the morning, nay, even three days before some special
-assembly at Court.
-
-To be able to say, with a toss of flying vaporous curls, exquisitely
-redolent of _Poudre à la Maréchale_: “In effect, my dear one,
-Ildefonse’s last idea, what do you think of it? It is succeeded.
-_Hein?_” To be responded to, perchance, with a cry of envy and
-despair: “Ildefonse! You managed to get Ildefonse!” And to know your
-interlocutor, younger than you perhaps, and prettier, yet altogether at
-a disadvantage, “a positive frump, my dear,” under less skilful hands,
-that had been to reach, in verity, the very needle-peak of feminine
-triumph, a few years ago.
-
-But star succeeds to star; one Monsieur Charles was Court twiddler,
-curler, crimper, frizzer, and general head artist. For Monsieur
-Ildefonse had come into a heritage and retired. Not a fallen star,
-therefore; merely astronomically removed to another hemisphere! He
-shone now, though, it may be added, with a doubtful radiance, in a
-restricted connubial circle; in other words, he sat at home and totted
-up accounts for his clever, money-making spouse; made bargains for
-her with flower manufacturers and mercers, and bullied the stewards of
-great houses when Madame la Duchesse or Madame la Connétable forgot to
-remember such insignificances as the settlement of bills.
-
-Unanimously the workgirls adored him, with the single exception of
-Pamela; and the relations between Madame Eglantine and her consort,
-characterised in public by the most touching demonstrativeness, were
-regarded as the very romance of matrimony. But Pamela, who had come
-under the glance, more often than she cared, of Monsieur Ildefonse’s
-slyly roving eye, had her private opinion.
-
-She shuddered from him as she had shuddered from the fat, sleek, brown
-slugs that came out after rain on the garden walls at home.
-
-As a little girl she would explain: “’Tain’t that I’m afraid, you see,
-but it makes me creep.”
-
-She could have found no better words in which to describe the effect
-upon her of the fascinating Monsieur Ildefonse.
-
-There was a midday lull, this scorching day, even in Madame Eglantine’s
-thriving establishment. It was late season, too, and save for orders
-like that of the little Marquise D’Aimargues, for such as were
-privileged to join in the pastimes of Royal haymaking and churning,
-or a stray wedding order, business was slack, and the great little
-milliner herself was preparing for that round of the most noted
-watering places, with “just a few models” in her baggage, which was her
-thrifty fashion of spending the holidays.
-
-Pamela cast, in passing, a hasty glance between the green curtains
-of the _Bureau_, to assure herself that her pet aversion was safely
-employed.
-
-He had removed his wig on account of the heat, and she turned her
-eyes quickly away from the revolting spectacle of his close-cropped
-bristling black head and the roll of olive fat at the back of his neck
-above the embroidered collar of his blue cloth coat.
-
-The pink, be-padded, be-wreathed, be-gilded, be-mirrored, be-draped
-salons of Madame Eglantine were empty. Pamela walked slowly into the
-middle of the front room and hesitated. Her own charming shape was
-reflected from every possible angle. Down below, the whole _Place_
-seemed asleep; a buzz of flies within and without, a lazy footfall on
-the shady side and a distant rumble emphasised the universal drowsiness.
-
-When Madame la Marquise’s coach came along there would be a prodigious
-clatter to wake them all up. Pamela knew that she was quite safe. It’s
-all very well to trim a hat. You never know what it’s like till you’ve
-tried it on.
-
-Very deliberately she divested her glossy chestnut hair of its discreet
-cap, loosened the swelling waves a trifle more on either side of the
-firm rose-tinted ivory of her face.
-
-“If a dash of powder was for poor girls like me, I wouldn’t be too
-bad-looking. I’d say that for myself,” she thought, and firmly set the
-hat of the Marquise at the right angle over her radiant brow.
-
-Well, it was a complete success. Like every true artist she was doubly
-critical of herself, but Pamela had to admit that she could find no
-flaw in her own taste and that the wide-brimmed curving Italian straw
-with its bold sweep of purple ribbon, and its hanging bunches of
-cowslips was a remarkably fine set-off for the glory of her amber hair
-and the audacious brilliance of her complexion. Without a tinge of envy
-or discontent she surveyed herself thoughtfully.
-
-“Upon my word, Pamela Pounce, my girl!”--she was fond of addressing
-herself mentally; as it were her strong reasonable mind to her
-agreeable body. “You would have held your own with the best of them if
-it had been the fancy of Providence to set you in the aristocracy. Ugh!”
-
-With a piercing scream she started out of her complacent reflection.
-
-A horrible olive-hued, leering face appeared over her shoulder in the
-mirror; a blue-clothed arm stole round her waist.
-
-Pamela swung herself free, whisked the hat off her head ready to use it
-as a weapon should Monsieur Ildefonse pursue his advances.
-
-In the dead pause the quick rustle of Madame Eglantine’s light summer
-flounces were heard on the stairs.
-
-Instantly the ex-hairdresser’s countenance lost its satyr smiles, and
-became composed into its usual mask of smooth propriety.
-
-“Is that you, _mon Agneau rose_?” he cooed.
-
-“Yes, yes, it is I, _petit rat de mon cœur_,” she replied.
-
-These endearments having perfunctorily passed between them, Madame
-halted on the threshold and sent the glitter of her swift glance from
-her spouse to her apprentice.
-
-“I took the liberty of trying on the hat what I’ve just trimmed,
-M’dame,” said Pamela then in her brazen way.
-
-She wasn’t going to put it into Monsieur Ildefonse’s power to tell on
-her behind her back, or worse still, to pretend to be shielding her.
-She knew his slimy ways.
-
-“You do well to call it a liberty,” said Madame Ildefonse, showing
-all her small pointed teeth as if she wanted to bite Pamela. She was
-panting a little, and there was a sort of whiteness about her nostrils
-that pointed to considerable if repressed emotion. “But let it pass.
-You were giving your opinion, I presume, my cabbage-stalk?”
-
-“Meess very naturally wished me to admire your exquisite taste, _ma
-tendre biche_,” he responded. “‘No one,’ says she to me, ‘but Madame
-Eglantine could have made this inimitable, this absolutely original and
-distinguished combination, all the while retaining the stamp of the
-most high tone.’”
-
-Monsieur Ildefonse was very glib of tongue.
-
-“A-ah!” said Madame, smiling horribly. “You and Meess flatter me in
-your private conversations.”
-
-“My charmer, how can I console myself in your absence, except by----”
-he broke off, for at that moment, with sounds of pomp, a thunder of
-hoofs, a crash and a clatter, the street woke up indeed, as Miss Pounce
-had prognosticated. And Madame D’Aimargues drove up in her four-horsed
-coach.
-
-Madame Eglantine cast off her rage, as one may divest oneself of a
-garment, to be re-assumed at the chosen moment; Monsieur Ildefonse,
-with a relieved shrug of his huge shoulders, began to retire,
-cat-footed, to his den.
-
-“Remain as you are, Meess,” commanded the milliner, now entirely
-concentrated on the exigencies of her business.
-
-She shook out her flounces and summoning the bland business smile to
-her features cast a swift glance at the nearest mirror before taking
-two steps to greet her valuable patroness.
-
-It was that glance at the mirror which precipitated the catastrophe.
-By some counter-reflection, Madame Eglantine’s jealous eyes caught a
-vision of Ildefonse, her husband, her cabbage, the little rat of her
-heart, pausing in his turn to cast a final ogle upon the abandoned, the
-sly, the seductive, the shameless Meess!
-
-Eglantine beheld that ogle. She swallowed her emotion. She was above
-all _femme d’affaires_. Everything must give way before the profit of
-the moment. She could wait.
-
-The little Marquise, blonde and slim and rouged, ethereal yet vivid,
-fluttered in, fanning herself, tried on her hat, chattered, laughed,
-approved, exclaimed upon the heat, and, still fanning herself,
-departed, leaving on Pamela’s mind the impression of a glittering
-butterfly, as lovely, as useless, and as impalpable. You could crush
-her, thought the girl, between finger and thumb.
-
-Her serious lambent gaze had hardly followed the radiant apparition to
-the door, when the explosion burst forth.
-
-It was all the more devastating for having been withheld.
-
-Wanton! Hussy! Baggage! Designing intriguing slut! _Meess de Malheur!_
-What was Pamela, after all, but a stray apprentice, and an English one
-at that, flung upon her, Madame Eglantine’s, benevolence for the sake
-of old friendship, living on charity, a _beggar_! _Cette Lydie_, how
-she had haggled! But if such wickedness had been paid for in all the
-gold of false Albion, Madame Eglantine would not have kept her, to the
-destruction of her domestic happiness!
-
-“Meess, you pack this day.”
-
-She further added a flood of vituperation, to which Pamela, all her
-pretty carnations dead on her white cheeks, listened in a fixed silence.
-
-When the Frenchwoman had run herself out of breath on a high scream,
-Pamela answered her in English, which the whilom Bath milliner spoke
-brokenly, but understood perfectly. “That’ll do, M’dame. I’m as pleased
-to get out of this place as ever you can be to see the back of me. As
-for that fat husband of yours, I wouldn’t touch him with a pair of
-tongs. And as for yourself, I’d not remain a moment longer than I can
-help with one as doesn’t know the meaning of truth, and would take an
-honest girl’s character away out of pure spite and malice. And don’t
-you dare,” pursued Pamela, with a swelling voice, “say anything against
-my character, or as sure as there is justice in Heaven, I’ll bring your
-business about your ears. I’ll tell that old cat, my Aunt Lydia, what’s
-happened, that you caught your horrid old Ildefonse ogling me in the
-glass, and that you haven’t that trust in him--and sure, I’m with you
-there, for he ain’t fit to be trusted the length of your apron, and
-so I tell you fair--you haven’t that trust in him that you could have
-another moment of peace with me under your roof. God help you; I don’t
-blame you! Give me the price of my ticket home, and I’ll see Aunt don’t
-get at you over the indenture.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-For all her courage, for all the longing which the thought of England
-brought her, the heart of Pamela Pounce was heavy as lead. She knew
-that, at the Kentish farm, things were going badly with the yeoman; she
-knew that she dared not add the burden of her penniless self to that
-which rested on his shoulders. She knew that odious as it would be,
-that abominably as her relative would abuse of the situation, there
-would be nothing for it, but to throw herself again on her Aunt Lydia’s
-family feeling, as soon as the Dover coach landed her in London town.
-
-Her aunt was now with her mistress in Hertford Street, back from the
-Wells, according to the latest reports, and that was one bit of luck;
-another was, that judging by the tone of the letter just received by
-Madame Eglantine with an order for hats, my Lady Kilcroney’s maid was
-in the highest exultation over her mistress’s royal promotion.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE, THE MILLINER’S ASSISTANT, BECOMES ARBITER
-OF LIFE AND DEATH IN HIGH SOCIETY
-
-
- “_Pray Mrs. Tabbishaw_,” wrote my Lady Kilcroney’s woman to the
- Mantua maker in Cheapside, “_send Pamela along with those white
- feathers of her ladyship’s, which you has, this ever so long, to be
- died blew, yours obleeged_,
-
- “_Lydia Pounce_.”
-
-Now the fact of Pamela being Lydia’s niece did not endear her to that
-maturing damsel, “which,” she was fond of remarking to any beholding
-them together, “do seem prodigious absurd, seeing as how there’s scarce
-a year or two betwixt us.”
-
-But if Miss Lydia was not fond of displaying herself in public with a
-fine strapping young woman of twenty-three who had an inconsiderate
-way of dropping out “Aunt” at every second word (“which, reely, my
-dear, I vow she does a’ purpose”--and perhaps indeed she did), my Lady
-Kilcroney’s indispensable Abigail, as she never omitted informing all
-and sundry, had a remarkable sense of family feeling. She had placed
-the inconvenient niece with the matchless Eglantine. With such a start
-in life she considered the girl’s fortune made; and if Paris were to
-become the stable abode of so much bloom and bumptiousness, she, for
-one, would continue to bear the separation with fortitude.
-
-When, after two or three years’ absence, however, Pamela reappeared
-on the scene, extraordinarily Frenchified, unconscionably beautified,
-and quite unpardonably wideawake, having quarrelled to the death with
-Madame Eglantine, and possessing, to boot, only the clothes on her back
-and the price of her ticket, Miss Lydia Pounce was very justly annoyed.
-It was quite impossible to send the girl home, since bankruptcy
-threatened the Kentish farm. Once again Lydia’s fine conception of
-family obligation came to the fore. There was Mrs. Tabbishaw, at
-whose second-rate establishment in Cheapside the elder Miss Pounce
-had been in the habit of having such odd jobs done for her ladyship
-as the dyeing and re-curling of feathers, the cleaning and mending of
-unimportant laces, the quilting of winter petticoats. Mrs. Tabbishaw
-owed her a good turn, and if she would now make room for Pamela, give
-her board and just enough wage for her clothes, Lydia would see to it
-that her mistress should go as far as to purchase an occasional hat.
-
-Pamela had no choice but to fall in with her aunt’s arrangements, for
-had not Madame Eglantine sworn that she would give her no character?
-(As if, indeed, it had been her fault that that odious Monsieur
-Ildefonse should take to ogling her behind Madame’s back, and her
-staring into the mirror!) She knew very well, however, that she was
-sadly wasted at the poor, unmodish place; and, indeed, since Mrs.
-Tabbishaw was too stupid to realise the treasure that had come her way,
-the younger Miss Pounce was forthwith turned into a maid-of-all-work.
-Her long, clever fingers were set to scrub and to cook, to pink or to
-quilt, or to whatever odd job pressed the most. She was kept running to
-and fro with parcels, and up and downstairs on messages. She was sent
-galloping to shops and warehouses to match ribbons and velvets, and all
-the while the wives and daughters of the city went on purchasing the
-modes of the year before last, as interpreted by vulgar minds, while
-spirit, delicacy, art, dash, millinery genius in fine, was actually
-within their reach! Not that Pamela Pounce had any desire to adorn
-them. Her aspirations flew very high. Some day she meant to be as great
-in her line as Eglantine herself, to exercise her talents upon heads as
-worth while as my Lady Kilcroney’s own.
-
-“You’re jealous of me, you cat!” It was thus she apostrophised the
-worthy Aunt Lydia in the solitude of her bare attic chamber. “You’re
-jealous of me. You know you’re an old maid and peevish, and I’m only
-twenty-three and better-looking than you ever were in your life, with
-twice your wits, though yours are as sharp as your elbows. You think
-I’d take the shine out of you, you lemon-faced thing! You know I’d
-toss up a bit of lace and feather for your ladyship’s boudoir cap, and
-that her ladyship would nigh faint with the ecstasy of it when she
-saw herself in the glass. And a sweet pretty creature she is--the one
-glimpse I ever had of her, and that through the door, you mean thing!
-Ah, give me a chance, and I swear the sedans and the carriages would
-be blocking the streets to get at me. But not if you can help it, old
-Miss Pounce! You’re to be the only important Miss Pounce in this world;
-that’s your little game! But ’tis not for nothing I’ve got it all in
-me!”
-
-And hugging her knees as she sat on her bed--the chair being too
-rickety to bear her fine proportions--Miss Pounce the younger would map
-out her future in glorious processions of feathers and head-dresses,
-hats and bonnets, wreaths and _négligés_.
-
-Through all the hardships, the dreary daily grind, the unkindness and
-the unremitting exertions, her star shone upon her with a light that
-never wavered. The first winter was a trying one, and Pamela found
-London, after Paris, a cruel, ugly place; a cruel cold one, and a
-cruel hard one. When the summer came, existence might be easier, but
-the hours were longer with the daylight, and there were nights when
-even Pamela’s high heart gave way, and she would drop on her pallet
-bed almost too exhausted to sleep. She had grown thin, and there was
-a certain fierceness in the fire of her bright grey eyes, as if they
-looked on all humanity as an enemy, by that July 16th, 1789, when my
-Lady Kilcroney’s woman wrote for the “blew feathers.”
-
-“Oh, drat!” said Mrs. Tabbishaw.
-
-She was just sitting down to her dinner at three o’clock in the
-afternoon of a torrid day. The reek of roast duck and sage and onions
-was succulently in the air, and there was a tankard of porter facing
-and winking amber bubbles beside her plate already.
-
-“Drat!” Mrs. Tabbishaw took a gulp of the porter, and waddled to
-the door to scream: “Those blue feathers, where the deuce were they
-put? Pamela! Pamela! I say, where is that girl? My chest is wore out
-screeching for her. Where’s Pamela, Miss Trotter, dear?”
-
-“Just a-setting down to bread-and-cheese in the scullery,” screamed a
-thin voice from the counting-house.
-
-“Setting down! It’s like her impidence! Send for her this moment, Miss
-Trotter. Tell her she’s got to take my Lady Kilcroney’s blue feathers
-to Hertford Street this very minute. Tell her it’s pressing, Miss
-Trotter. And stay, look out my lady’s bill, which Miss Pounce promised
-me to have settled this while back, and it twelve pound odd. Tell the
-chit to ask her aunt for it. I’m none too fond of letting fine ladies’
-bills run up, and it all for odds and ends that are scarce worth my
-doing. And, hark ye, tell her she’ll have to hurry back too, with that
-pinking to finish to-night for Mrs. Alderman Gruntle’s cradle, and her
-eleventh due any time.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“For mercy’s sake, Aunt Lydia,” said Pamela Pounce, as much to that
-damsel’s surprise and annoyance she was ushered in upon her by Pompey,
-the black page. “Give me a bit of bread-and-butter, and a drink of
-Bohea, for I declare to Heaven I’m starving. And I’ve brought you the
-feathers. And they’re dyed a dreadful blue, I think; but once you give
-anything over to Mrs. Tabbishaw you get the mark of her paw upon it,
-and so I tell you.”
-
-“’Twould be well if she put the mark of her paw upon you, miss, for
-your impidence. Bread-and-butter, quotha! And I’m sure ’tis a good
-thing if you are a trifle fined down from the gross size you was when
-you came back from Paris. ‘Dear me,’ says my lord’s new man to me, when
-he caught sight of you, ‘that’s a prize one! She’d make ten of you,’ he
-says; and him so genteel, I blushed to hear him.”
-
-“Oh, that fellow!” Pounce the younger tossed her head; “waylaying me
-on the stairs to say I couldn’t be a Pounce, being so--well, so vastly
-different from you, Aunt Lydia. And begging to see me home; as if I’d
-let him--a valet, indeed!”
-
-“Upon my word!” Lydia’s faded, sallow, pretty countenance went a trifle
-more sallow, and looked considerably less pretty. “Who’s to talk of
-impidence, I’d like to know, and what do you expect, miss?”
-
-“Somebody considerably less like stripes and buttons. If I don’t get a
-gentleman one day, Aunt----”
-
-“A gentleman? La, hear her!”
-
-“I’ll go single, like yourself.”
-
-Pamela’s full light grey eyes became abstracted. Anon, as she had
-turned in at the area railings, a young gentleman had dashed by her up
-the steps, and had set the knocker thundering against the panels of the
-hall door. As she had looked up he had looked down at her; and then he
-had smiled, and made a little gesture towards his hat, which if not the
-courtesy he would have paid to one of his own class, was nevertheless
-a genial, pleasant salute. She thought she had never seen so handsome
-a countenance; come under the gaze of such flashing dark eyes. There
-would be a lad for one who was lucky enough to be able to go in at the
-front door!
-
-“And, indeed, miss----”
-
-Lydia wheeled round, and perceiving Pompey lingering, all one grin,
-tweaked his wool.
-
-“How dare you, you little blackamore! What are you doing here?”
-
-“He’s waiting for orders to get me a cup of chocolate and a bit of
-cake, aren’t you, Pompey?” cried the quite audacious Pamela. “I’m sure
-my Lady’ll never miss it. And as soon as I’ve got it to give, I’ll give
-you a crown-piece, Pompey.”
-
-She laughed on the little boy, and when Pamela Pounce laughed, she was
-something to look on; for her wide, fresh mouth curled so deliciously,
-and the corners of it went up so gaily, and she had such fine, white,
-even teeth, and as the dimples came and went, she gained such adorable
-little lines of fun about half-shut eyes, and the most engaging little
-crinkle in her cocked nose!
-
-“La!” Mrs. Tabbishaw’s slavey cast herself into her aunt’s arm-chair,
-untied the ribbons of her wide straw hat, and flung it on the table.
-She ran her long fingers, surprisingly white in spite of their toil,
-through the roughened curls of her chestnut hair, stretched her long
-legs luxuriously, and contemplating the dust on her shabby shoes:
-“Thought I should have dropped, I did,” she cried, “when I come into
-Shepherd’s Market--three big feathers and two little ones, Aunt Lydia!
-And, la! the blue! ’Tis the peacockest vile colour, I ever---- And
-oh, here’s my Lady’s bill! And old Tabby must have it paid. She’s all
-swears and spits and fur-flying about it, as it is. ‘Get your aunt to
-pay,’ she says, ‘for her beggarly odds and ends that don’t bring an
-honest body a bit of worth while,’ and oh!” she yawned outrageously,
-“I’m to hurry back, no less, for Mrs. Alderman Gruntle’s eleventh is
-waiting on my pinking.”
-
-“My lady’s account!” Lydia snatched the written sheet from her niece’s
-hand: “Of all the--there, that’s what comes o’ dealing with them
-second-class shops. Mrs. Tabbishaw thinks my Lady can be treated like
-one of her City bodies, I declare.”
-
-“I’m not to go back without the money,” said Pamela.
-
-“Dear, to be sure! And my Lady so put about as never! What with her new
-hat being such a failure, and her out of sorts too, over her gown for
-the Birthday, she about to take up her first turn as Lady-in-Waiting
-into the bargain--Court friends being that spiteful, and my Lord having
-the ill luck at Whites, and Bellairs’ young nephew, Mr. Jocelyn, an
-audacious, gaming, young rascal, if ever I see one, as set on the dice
-as my Lord, and him but a beggar, so to speak. And my Lady paying his
-passage back to India twice over, to my certain knowledge, and him
-losing it on the green cloth within the hour! Well, my Lady’s done with
-him, that’s one good thing. ’Tain’t the moment for Tabbishaw, and so I
-tell you!”
-
-“Why, la!” Pamela had a graceful, lazy mockery in her eye and voice
-which, however ill-placed in one of her humble station, somehow became
-her. “My Lord must have been, indeed, uncommon out of luck, if my Lady
-Kilcroney, her as every one knows is a-rolling in old Bellairs’ money,
-can’t pay twelve sovereigns to a poor shop in the City. But give me
-back the bill, Aunt, and I’ll tell Mrs. Tabbishaw she’s got to wait
-till my Lord casts a better tot.”
-
-Lady Kilcroney’s maid gazed at her audacious relative as if deprived
-of speech. Nevertheless, in all her wrath there was a certain grudging
-admiration.
-
-“The girl’s as insolent as if she’d been born a lady!”
-
-The thought flashed across her mind as she whisked through the door
-brandishing the account. On the threshold the power of language
-returned to her.
-
-“As if twelve sovereigns wasn’t as many farthings to one of my Lady’s
-wealth!”
-
-Here she nearly cannoned against Pompey with a tray, and bidding
-him wait to be dealt with till his hands were empty of chocolate,
-disappeared, objurgating, down the passage.
-
-Pamela was half-way through her second cup of chocolate, vastly
-refreshed and comforted by it, and the agreeable little cakes which had
-accompanied it, when her relative returned, with a red spot on either
-cheek bone, her nostrils dilated over panting breaths. She had all the
-air of one who emerges from a wrestle. The light of battle, was still
-in her eye, but of battle victorious.
-
-“Here, miss,” she cried, “thirteen sovereigns to settle your Tabbishaw,
-and milady says you can keep the change. Gave me all sorts, she did,
-being, as who should know better than I, from early morning, my dear,
-in as peevish a temper as ever was. And--and what she can do in that
-way,” said Lydia, turning up her eyes, “you’d never believe if you
-hadn’t seen, the world being made up of Diddumses. There wasn’t an item
-along here she didn’t have her scratch at, and in the end, she says:
-‘For Heaven’s sake stop talking!’ (That’s how poor servants is treated).
-
-“‘You’ll have me reeling in the head,’ she says. ‘Take thirteen
-sovereigns from my purse, and get out of my room and don’t let me hear
-another word of that there maddening bill!’ And so you can keep the
-change, my love. And, if you’d believe it, just out of cussedness,
-the young gentleman what’s annoyed her so prodigious has the boldness
-to come knocking at our hall door and demanding urgent, through Mr.
-Blandfoot, the butler, a few moments’ conversation with her ladyship.
-My Lady having given orders that he was not to be admitted, the scamp
-sends for the butler--well, that’s about dished him, I can tell you!
-
-“‘Tell him, Blandfoot,’ says my lady, ‘that I don’t give alms at the
-door. Tell him,’ she says, ‘to go and earn his living. I don’t hold,’
-she says, ‘with able-bodied beggars!’”
-
-“Oh,” said Pamela, her thoughts flying back with compassion to the
-dashing young gentleman on the doorstep, “what a cruel thing to say.
-’Tis insulting misfortune.”
-
-“Insulting fiddlesticks! Here, hasten, you baggage, or you’ll lose your
-good place, and I’ve had enough of you for one day, I can tell you
-that.”
-
-“And what a darling, sweet auntie you are!” said the second Miss
-Pounce, as she tied on her shepherdess hat with knowing little peeps at
-the mirror. “’Tain’t any wonder I love you. Ta-ta.”
-
-She dropped the sovereigns into her worn reticule, kissed her hand from
-the door in sarcastic farewell, and departed.
-
-With fourteen shillings and twopence to the good in her pocket, Pamela
-felt a singular sense of independence. Instead of hurrying back into
-the heat, crowd, and toil of Cheapside, she turned her steps towards
-Hyde Park, the green boughs of which seemed to beckon to her from the
-top of the street.
-
-“I’ll go and sit under the trees,” thought the girl. “An idea for a
-hat has come into my mind, and I’ll work it out and let Mrs. Alderman
-Gruntle and her cradle and the pinking go to the deuce.”
-
-She found a retired spot in the shade, and, the turf being dry and
-inviting, stretched herself luxuriously at full length to stare upwards
-at the odd little triangles and stars of blue sky visible through the
-interlacing leaves above her.
-
-Composing her hat with the zest of a poet his verses, she lay at ease,
-in great content, when she was startled by the sound of rapid footsteps
-on the sward.
-
-She sat up and beheld a young man, a very fine and modish-looking young
-gentleman indeed, who advanced with great strides, brought himself to a
-sudden halt within the shady little dell, and casting swift looks from
-side to side, as if to make sure he was not observed, flung his hat on
-the ground and stood staring.
-
-Pamela, shielded from observation by a clump of bushes, watched with
-a sudden and inexplicable feeling of apprehension, which grew as she
-caught sight of a drawn countenance, deathly pale.
-
-“For sure,” thought she, “the poor gentleman’s desperate!”
-
-The next instant she sprang to her feet with a scream; he had drawn
-a pistol from his breast pocket and, with an odd jerk, almost as if
-forced by some malevolent power which he could not withstand, raised it
-to his temple.
-
-Pamela was one of those rare beings in whom swift wits unite with swift
-action. She hurled herself upon the would-be suicide and wrenched the
-weapon from his hand. For a strange moment they stood facing each
-other, eye into eye. It seemed to her as if the whole world held
-nothing but those mad eyes of his, dilated, starting, haunted; the
-pupils were contracting and expanding in the violet irises as with
-some dreadful pulse of his heart. Suddenly his whole being relaxed; he
-smiled.
-
-“Good heavens,” she cried, “’tis the young gentleman on the doorstep!”
-
-“And you,” said he, “are the young lady in the area. If the next
-world’s as odd as this, ’twill be a vastly comic place.”
-
-“Oh!” cried Pamela, who did not at all like this reference to Eternity.
-Still less did she like the manner in which he put out his hand towards
-the pistol.
-
-“By your leave, my dear. My property, I believe?”
-
-She strove to avoid his grasp; she fought to keep the weapon in her
-hand. “Why, what farce is this?” he exclaimed, laughing. “What do you
-imagine, my good girl? May not an actor practise his greatest scene
-without----? Why, what prodigious nonsense have you got into your
-pretty head? The things’s not even loaded!”
-
-“Ah, but what did you say yourself just now?”
-
-She was a vigorous creature, and terror lent her strength. She remained
-in possession of the dangerous implement.
-
-“What did I say? I merely tried the effect of my most telling speech
-upon you--with fine result. If my public are as impressionable----”
-
-Once more he stretched out his hand, but, leaping from him, the girl
-raised the pistol, aimed at the nearest bush, pulled the trigger, and
-fired.
-
-As the reverberations died away she turned a face, drained of colour
-but triumphant, upon him.
-
-“So much for your story, Mr. Actor!” cried she.
-
-“Why, you’re too quick for me!” he answered, with a moody change,
-thrust his hands into his pockets, began to pace the dell backwards and
-forwards before her, kicking his hat each time he passed it.
-
-She thought that he was no more than a boy, for all his manly growth,
-and her heart went out to him.
-
-“Here, give me the pistol,” he said. “Tush, child, ’tis safe enough for
-the moment. We’ll be having the park-keeper upon us to see who’s been
-murdered. Let us look innocent.”
-
-“Oh, oh,” she shuddered, “if I had not been there!”
-
-“Nay, my dear, I’m in no mood to thank you, I protest. Yet ’tis
-something to have had a vision of a pretty face and a kind, womanly
-spirit at the last.”
-
-“There you go again! Sir, sir!”
-
-She surrendered the smoking pistol, and, as he slipped it into his
-pocket:
-
-“Farewell, my dear,” said he.
-
-“Ah, no!” She clutched his arm by both hands. “You shall not go till
-you have promised me--promised me on your honour as a gentleman to
-spare yourself.”
-
-“I could do that, on my honour,” he answered her; “but that I will not
-quibble before such true eyes. Nevertheless it is to spare myself
-that I seek death. You bid me on my honour. ’Tis because I cannot live
-dishonoured that I hold this pistol to my temples. ’Tis not that I
-don’t love life as well as another man, or better. ’Fore Heaven, it is
-because I have loved life too well. Had I as much as a guinea in my
-pocket I would have defied Fate. When I stood on those steps and rapped
-that knocker a while ago, I swear I had as little thought of blowing my
-brains out as you had. When you and I smiled at each other I thought
-this world a very good place, I do assure you. That woman in her fine
-house yonder, rolling in luxury, with her lap dog and her chocolate and
-her black page, her jewels and her laces, her silks and her satins;
-all in her cushions; that woman, I say, who finds the Bellairs’ money
-of so vast a use to spend, might have given me a ten-pound note out
-of her store. When all’s said and done, I’m the only Bellairs left.
-And, if but a nephew by marriage, nevertheless the last kin of her old
-Nabob. Ten pounds I asked of her--that contemptible sum! And what did I
-receive? The vilest insult, through the most insulting medium. Odds my
-life, when I think of it----”
-
-He clenched his hands.
-
-Pamela stood, reflecting profoundly, one needle-marked finger to her
-lip, her white brow drawn together under the shade of her hat.
-
-Ten pounds to save a man’s honour. It seemed indeed a strangely small
-sum! As if he read her thought, he broke forth:
-
-“I dreamt last night, three times over, that I tossed a double six at
-tric-trac, and ’tis the sixteenth of July and I am twenty-six. My Lord
-Sanquhar promised to give me my revenge at the Six Bells at six of the
-clock. ’Twas such a conjunction of luck as could not fail. I would
-have won back my I.O.U.’s. I would have returned my Lady Kilcroney the
-passage money to India. She wants to ship me to India, my dear, the
-inconvenient poor relation. Ah, she need not fear. I shall beg from
-her no more. What a farce it has all been! ’Tis time to put an end to
-it. Bless you for your sweet looks, my pretty child. Think of me only
-as one who, after life’s fitful fever, sleeps well. Aha! I shall sleep
-better I dare say, than my Lady Kilcroney when she has read the letter
-I sent to her anon!”
-
-“One moment, Mr. Bellairs, since that’s your name,” said Pamela Pounce,
-with her wide, lovely smile. She dived into her reticule, and began to
-gather the coins together with counting digits. “If you’ll condescend
-to borrow of a person who goes in by the area gates, here are thirteen
-sovereigns at your service. I’ve just had a long bill paid me. And,
-oh,” cried Pamela, suddenly and unexpectedly bursting into tears, “I
-wish they were three hundred!”
-
-“Gracious heavens!” said the young gentleman.
-
-“If you don’t take them I’ll never know another happy moment,” sobbed
-Pamela. “Oh, how could I? Oh, sir, don’t say ‘No,’ because I am just a
-poor girl.”
-
-“Nay then. I won’t say ‘No.’ Upon my soul, I don’t care if you go in at
-the coal hole, you’ve the finest spirit and the prettiest face, ay, and
-the warmest heart I’ve ever met in woman.”
-
-He held out his hand, and she put the money into it. He hesitated then,
-and looked at her; and perhaps because of some warning that flashed
-through her wet eyes, or perhaps because of some innate spring of good
-breeding in him, he only kissed the hand that had been strong to save
-him.
-
-“Pray, what o’clock is it?” He struck his waistcoat, where a black
-ribbon made pretence for a missing watch. “My time piece has gone the
-way of most of my possessions.”
-
-“’Tis past five,” she said, “by the shadows.”
-
-The country girl had not forgotten her lore.
-
-“Past five,” cried he, “and I due at the Six Bells! If you will move a
-step, my dear, I will pick up my hat.”
-
-“Allow me, sir,” said she. “Hats are my business.”
-
-She lifted the felt from the grass, dusted it with her arm, pushed
-out the dent where he had kicked it, and gave each corner a perfectly
-unnecessary twist.
-
-“I’m in the millinery,” said she, as she handed it to him.
-
-“I thought there was something remarkably elegant about your headgear,”
-he observed. “And pray oblige me with your address, that I may know
-where to return my loan, for the conviction grows in me that I am
-destined to win and to live.”
-
-She knew that sense of victory; it was akin to the conviction of her
-own confident soul; but while she smiled she pondered. Then she said
-demurely:
-
-“My name is Pamela Pounce, sir. If you will inquire for me, care of my
-aunt, Miss Lydia Pounce, own woman to my Lady Kilcroney, ’twill be the
-safest address.”
-
-He gave her a quaint look, bowed profoundly, and hurried away.
-
-“The safest address,” he murmured, as he went. “Ah, Pamela, you’re one
-of the wise virgins!”
-
-Then he laughed.
-
-“Farce did I call it? And I set for the blackest tragedy! Nay, ’tis a
-mighty delicate comedy, and we’re but at the first act of it.”
-
-Pamela stood gazing after the retreating figure.
-
-“Now,” said she to herself, “I have the choice of three roads. I must
-go--to Bridewell, to the river, or to Aunt Lydia. It had better be to
-Aunt Lydia.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Stripes and buttons,” who had not forgotten how the younger Miss
-Pounce had snubbed him on their first meeting, informed her that she
-might “hunt up the old girl for herself”; her ladyship having gone out
-her ladyship’s woman, if not in her own apartment, might be found in
-her ladyship’s chamber.
-
-And here indeed, with a not altogether comfortably beating heart,
-Pamela confronted her aunt.
-
-Lydia stared, as if beholding a ghost.
-
-“La, whatever’s to do?”
-
-“The money’s gone,” said Pamela with great firmness.
-
-She had made up her mind from the first that nothing should induce
-her to betray either the unfortunate young gentleman or her own rash
-interference with his concerns.
-
-“Gone? Gone, miss?”
-
-Pamela opened her reticule and mutely took out from it a vinaigrette,
-three pennies, a sixpence, and a pocket handkerchief, and showed the
-remaining vacuum to Lydia’s horrified eyes.
-
-“But how in the name of goodness could such a thing happen?”
-
-“You lend me the money, aunt, and I’ll pay you back faithful, and I’ll
-trim you all your hats for three years for nothing into the bargain.”
-
-But with an action of little bony hands which typified her patronymic,
-Miss Pounce seized the reticule from her niece. She shook it, and
-tested it; she held it up to the light, she pulled its lining out. Then
-she tried the clasp, which fastened with a snap as uncompromising as
-that which now closed her own tight jaws.
-
-Still, without speaking, she looked volumes at the milliner’s assistant.
-
-“I declare as I’m a living woman, aunt,” asseverated the sinner, “that
-I have no more notion what’s become of the gold than you have yourself.
-And all I can tell you is”--her courage rose with the sense of this
-perfect adherence to the truth--“that as I left this house it was
-jingling in that bag, and when last I looked there wasn’t one left. And
-if you don’t come to my aid--why, you know what Madame Tabbishaw is?
-She’ll always say I stole them. Come, you’ll lend me the money, I know
-you will, for father’s sake, and the name’s sake. We Pounces ain’t
-never been called thieves, aunt.”
-
-Her voice shook, for suddenly the word stung her, unrepentant though
-she remained.
-
-“Lend you!” Miss Lydia let herself fall into my lady’s own
-rosy-cushioned chair and broke into piercing remonstrance.
-
-How in the name of goodness was she to find such a sum? Did Pamela
-think she was made of gold? Here was a return for all her kindness! A
-girl who was so wickedly careless--likely to keep her promises, indeed!
-She that ought to be racking her brains to pay back her dear auntie for
-all her sacrifices.
-
-“Thirty pounds, miss, it cost me to send you to Paris, and you to be
-so unprincipled as to let Madame Eglantine’s husband take to ogling
-you. And it’s paying me back you ought to be, instead of having the
-brazenness to ask me for thirteen pounds. And indeed, miss, it’s not
-thirteen pounds I’ll give you; no, not a farthing more than the sum of
-the bill. You that might have had fourteen and tuppence!”
-
-She suddenly broke off, sat up straight, and pointed a finger at her
-niece with a sharp throw.
-
-“Where did you go to, miss, when you left this house? Straight, now!
-What? You went and sat under the trees in the park? Upon my word, I
-never! And how long might you have been a-sitting there? You don’t
-know. Better and better. You went to sleep, miss, with that there bag
-full of gold. Oh, you----”
-
-Pamela drooped her head, receiving the indictment as with the humility
-of a guilty conscience, though she was considerably relieved by the
-solution which the older Miss Pounce had found for herself.
-
-Suddenly Lydia bounced out of her seat.
-
-“Mercy on us, here’s my Lady!” cried she. And then, with a scream:
-“Mercy on us!” she cried again. “What in the world has happened?”
-
-Pamela stared. My Lady Kilcroney it was indeed, to judge by a fine
-feathered hat and a delicate flutter of muslins, but a vastly different
-Lady Kilcroney from the charming, happy little lady of Pamela’s
-remembrance. A small figure with a stricken face crawled into the room,
-and, as Lydia rushed forward, nearly swooned against her.
-
-“My Lady, my Lady, what is it?” cried the maid in genuine concern,
-guiding her mistress’s form to the chair she had herself but just
-vacated.
-
-“Oh, oh, oh!” moaned my Lady. “Oh, in the name of Heaven, send for my
-Lord? Oh, Lydia, the letter, the letter!”
-
-Both women then saw that in a little gloved hand my Lady Kilcroney was
-clutching an open sheet. Lydia took it into her own grasp and glanced
-at it.
-
-“Mercy on us!” then cried she for the third time. “That dratted young
-man you’ve been so good to! Well, if ever was anything so ungrateful!
-To go and put an end to himself, just to spite you! Never you take on,
-my Lady, he’s no great loss, I protest. A good riddance, say I.”
-
-“Oh, oh, oh!” Kitty Kilcroney sat up and wrung her hands. “Was ever any
-woman so punished for a fit of temper? Oh, Lydia! Oh! I shall never
-smile again! ’Twas my Lord being so late in yestereven from White’s,
-mad-stupid with his losses. And, oh, the night I had, trying to show
-him the error of his ways and the vast folly of not letting bad be
-when the luck’s against him. And him going off in a huff, God knows
-where, before I’d as much as swallowed my chocolate! And Mrs. Mirabel’s
-hat coming on the top of it, and it is a sight to frighten the crows
-after all my trouble. And my gown for Her Majesty’s birthday the wrong
-yellow, and no time to get another! And for the wretched boy to come to
-me then, with his horrid tale of the dice and the cards, as bad as my
-Lord’s own, him without a farthing but my bounty! Oh, oh, ’twas true I
-insulted him! What’s that you say? _Who are you, pray?_”
-
-She had dropped her cries of anguish to speak with the irritability of
-the afflicted.
-
-“I am your woman Lydia’s niece.”
-
-Pamela went down on her knees before the little distracted lady, and
-spoke very gently and deliberately as to a child; and the while she
-spoke Kitty’s eyes widened on her smiling countenance as if they beheld
-an angel’s.
-
-“Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs has not committed suicide, my Lady Kilcroney,
-nor will he do so, because I took the pistol out of his grasp. Yes, my
-Lady, I, with these hands. And I gave him the thirteen pounds you sent
-me to pay Mrs. Tabbishaw’s bill. Thirteen pounds! And he went away to
-gamble with them at the ‘Six Bells,’ and he was quite sure that he was
-going to win all his money back from Lord Sanquhar with the help of
-them, and I am quite sure, too, for him. Says he ‘My luck is turned.’
-And----”
-
-She was interrupted.
-
-“And that’s what happened to my Lady’s money. Oh, you deceitful wretch!
-Oh, you vile young thief!”
-
-Lydia forgot everything but her indignation. Her gimlet tones might
-have disturbed the dead, but neither my Lady nor Pamela paid the
-smallest heed to her, for Kitty Kilcroney had flung herself upon the
-young milliner’s neck, and, shedding tears of joy, called her the most
-incomparable girl, the noblest creature, the nearest thing to a seraph
-that had ever walked a world of woe.
-
-They were both as keen of wit one as the other, and it was wonderful
-how, with scarce a question and answer, the whole story came out.
-
-“You turned into the park, you did not know why? Ah, but I know why!
-’Twas Providence, child. A most merciful act of Providence! And you
-saw his desperate face? Oh, I can scarce bear it! You wrenched the
-pistol from his very hand? Oh, if I live to be a hundred, how can I be
-grateful enough to Heaven and to you? Rash and unfortunate young man!
-You gave him thirteen pounds? He only asked me for ten. Oh, where did
-you say he had gone to? I must send after him. Lydia, bid the carriage
-round again. I must go myself. And you shall go with me, child. Oh, you
-shall indeed!”
-
-“Since her Ladyship’s in such a fine mood of generosity,” cried Lydia,
-who occasionally presumed on fourteen years’ service, “perhaps she’ll
-pay Mrs. Tabbishaw’s bill over again? Or else my niece will be getting
-into trouble, and she needn’t look to me to get her out of it, lying to
-my very face!”
-
-Kitty was standing before her mirror, happily setting her flounces into
-trim, like a ruffled bird its feathers.
-
-“And why did you never tell me you had such a niece, Lydia, I should
-like to know? And what do you mean by burying a fine young woman like
-that with a creature like Tabbishaw? _Ugh!_”
-
-My Lady’s nerves were pardonably on edge. The shriek that escaped her
-as my Lord Kilcroney marched into the room was as piercing as Lydia’s
-own.
-
-“Good heavens, my Lord, you’ll be the death of me! You should have
-married Susan Verney, you should indeed, or someone with a cast-iron
-constitution. Stay----”
-
-Kitty’s frowns were never of long duration, and she was in no mood for
-frowning! “You’ve come in the very nick of time, my dearest love. Do I
-not hear your coach without? Hasten, hasten to the tavern of the ‘Six
-Bells.’ Pray, where is it, my dear? Oh, doubtless you know, dearest
-Denis. And you will ask for Jocelyn Bellairs. You know, Denis, poor
-young Bellairs?”
-
-“Faith, then, I’ve been beforehand with you, me darling!” said my Lord.
-
-He was running Pamela’s straight young figure up and down with the
-eye of the connoisseur as he stood there, a handsome, devil-may-care
-gentleman; one who patronised so superlative a tailor, wore such fine
-lawns and laces, and had withal so monstrous elegant a frame whereon to
-hang them that a trifle of a loop hanging here or a button loose there
-merely pointed to a genteel carelessness.
-
-“Faith, I’ve been beforehand with you! Meeting my Lord Sanquhar anon,
-he took me to the ‘Six Bells,’ where he had a rendezvous with your
-_poor_ young relative, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs. And bejabers,” cried my
-Lord, with his favourite Irish oath, “if that young rascal hasn’t
-cleaned both me and my Lord Sanquhar as bare as Mother Hubbard’s
-cupboard.”
-
-He paused; the investigating eye fixed itself with a guilty twinkle
-upon his Kitty’s countenance, where a mixture of strange emotions were
-struggling for expression. And suddenly Lydia clapped her hands and
-broke into eldritch laughter. Whereat my Lady also made her choice of
-emotions, and laughed too.
-
-“And troth, mavourneen,” said my Lord, delighted to find the situation
-so unexpectedly agreeable, “I’m here to say ’twas you were in the right
-of it the live-long night. There’s not a ha’porth of good in trying
-to force fortune when the jade has made up her mind to flout ye. And
-I’ll take your advice, me darling, and go with you into the country the
-moment we get those devils of I O U’s settled, till it’s time for you
-to abandon me for that dashed damnation Court of yours!”
-
-“Oh, I can’t scold you!” cried his wife. “But, oh, why _did_ you
-abandon me all day? ’Twas cruel unkind of you, and I dare swear if
-you’d been here ’twould never have happened; for you’d not see a fellow
-dicer go wanting for a ten-pound note, my Lord, if I know you! Oh, read
-that letter, Denis, and you’ll understand. And if it had not been for
-Lydia’s niece here, admirable girl! who took the pistol out of his very
-hand in the park, and gave him her employer’s money--oh, if it were not
-for this noble, clever young woman, where should I be now?”
-
-“You needn’t worry about the bill, aunt,” said Pamela, with the
-perfect composure that compelled that person’s disapproving admiration.
-“I gave your address to Mr. Bellairs, and, as he will certainly be
-punctual with repayment, her Ladyship will perhaps kindly allow me to
-remain until he calls with the money?”
-
-There was nothing my Lady Kilcroney would have refused Miss Pounce the
-younger at that moment, and the milliner’s assistant proceeded to add
-to her obligations.
-
-“If your Ladyship would trust me with the retrimming of Miss
-Mirabel’s hat meanwhile, I make bold to say I could alter it to your
-satisfaction----”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-SHOWING STORM WITHIN AND WITHOUT
-
-
-There are some who seem to be destined always to keep on top as the
-wheel of life revolves; no matter how others may suffer from the law of
-its relentless motion.
-
-My Lady Kilcroney (still in the minds of those who had first known her
-in her brilliant widowhood “Incomparable Bellairs!”) might be counted
-among the rare ones who are thus miraculously favoured.
-
-Beauty, wit, charm, wealth, rank and the irresistible dash of the born
-leader she had already possessed; now she had attained to Court favour:
-she was Lady-in-Waiting to Queen Charlotte! It is scarcely necessary
-to add that she had become a power in the world; should she choose to
-exercise her influence on behalf of anyone clever and virtuous enough
-to profit of it, that person’s fortune might be regarded as safe.
-
-So do great planets, following their allotted orbits, carry in their
-wake lesser stars that bask and shine in a reflected light!
-
-In the instance of Miss Pamela Pounce the luminary thus lifted into
-prominence, possessed a very considerable power of shining on her own
-account; and, once her position in the hemisphere assured, she required
-no borrowed brilliancy.
-
-In other words, my Lady Kilcroney’s recommendation obtained for Pamela
-Pounce a new start in life. Madame Mirabel, exceedingly dissatisfied
-with her head milliner, aware that Madame Eglantine of Paris was
-growing sleek on the very cream of her rightful British custom, and
-being moreover much struck with Pamela’s genteel appearance, her manner
-and her aptitude, was all readiness to oblige so distinguished a client
-as my Lady Kilcroney, and give the young woman a trial.
-
-Before the autumn of her disastrous summer had waned, the younger Miss
-Pounce found herself firmly established in the very position which had
-been the object of her wildest dream. She was head of the millinery
-department of the great Bond Street mantua maker.
-
-Like her unexpected patroness, it might seem that her cup of happiness
-was full. But there is no factor in the calculations of existence so
-easily forgotten as that most important item of all; the human heart.
-
-Pamela, in making her courageous plan of life, had forgotten to reckon
-with her heart!
-
-And this tiresome, irresponsible, uncontrollable organ began to trouble
-her exceedingly. In those hours of leisure when she was not concocting
-delightful schemes for the breaking of other people’s hearts--for every
-one knows what a killing hat will do--she found herself considerably
-inconvenienced by the peculiar conduct of her own.
-
-Said Miss Polly Popple, of the millinery department, to Miss Clara
-Smithson, the book-keeper:
-
-“You mark my words, my dear, there’s something up with that young woman
-Pounce! She’ll be getting herself into a regular scandal with that
-dashing young spark of hers! And if she ain’t got something on her
-conscience already ... I don’t know the signs!”
-
-Miss Smithson leant forward, wheezing heavily.
-
-“Providence ain’t always unjust, Polly,” she said, “and people do come
-by their rights, no matter how many viscountesses is against them!”
-
-“Ah,” said Polly, swelling her fine bust, and looking at herself in the
-fly-blown glass which hung over the chimney in the little room at the
-back of the Bond Street shop where she was sitting, after hours, with
-her friend. “That was a bit of jobbery, that was! There isn’t one in
-the establishment, I do believe, that wasn’t struck all of a heap when
-they heard that a strange young female was put into old Mrs. Dodder’s
-place instead of me, which the next in rank is always, by law, you
-might say, entitled to. Lady Kilcroney being that prodigious in the
-fashion--not that I was ever one to admire her; give me breeding!--and
-Madame Mirabel being so set on cutting out Madame Eglantine--not that
-she ever will, and you mark my words, for London ain’t Paris, I say,
-and that I’ll maintain, and you may talk yourself blue in the face,
-Clara, and you won’t alter that! If it hadn’t been for that put-up job,
-’tis I’d have been head of the millinery here this moment.”
-
-Miss Polly Popple’s case was clear, but Miss Smithson’s reasons for
-disliking Pamela were perhaps more abstruse. She talked big of the
-claims of friendship, of her sympathy for Miss Popple, and also
-of a “rising within her,” which with her was an infallible sign
-of “something fishy” in somebody else. But the truth was that the
-new-comer’s radiant youth, her success, her spirit of enterprise, had
-started the base passion of envy in Miss Smithson’s withered breast;
-a passion the more prejudicial that it flourishes entirely outside
-the pale of reason! She listened very greedily, therefore, to Miss
-Popple’s rapid exposition of her suspicions. Between gossip, malice,
-and inventiveness, the new head milliner’s character seemed indeed in a
-parlous condition when Miss Popple concluded.
-
-That wheezing breath of Miss Smithson’s was drawn with ever-increased
-intensity.
-
-“Walking with the young gentleman late of an evening in the Green Park!
-Upon my word! If it had been you that had seen her last night, now,
-Miss Popple dear, instead of that poor foundling of a Mary Jane, which
-Madame Mirabel was saying only yesterday could scarce be trusted to
-match a skein of blue silk, I’d go to Madame Mirabel this minute with
-it, I would, being so to speak, a cousin----”
-
-“Beware what you does, Miss Smithson, you’ll ruin all. Give her rope.”
-
-“Rope, Miss Popple?”
-
-“Rope to hang herself with,” said Miss Popple vindictively. “That’s in
-a manner of speaking. Plain, she’ll give herself away or he’ll give her
-away,” she had an ill-natured giggle, “so as we give them time. It’s
-his game to give her away, a devil-may-care hand, some young buck who
-only wants to have her at his mercy, just for his fun. Wasn’t he after
-her here--open--three afternoons out of last week?”
-
-“After her here?” Miss Smithson again repeated her friend’s last words.
-She was exceedingly shocked.
-
-“Why, mercy to goodness,” she went on in horrified tones: “Ain’t it the
-rule of the house? No male belongings is allowed after the young ladies
-here if they were grandfathers itself. And they churchwardens.”
-
-“Oh, tush, Smithson,” interrupted Polly contemptuously. “Of course my
-sly young beau comes dangling in with some lady friend, to help her to
-choose a hat--_by way of_--” Polly winked. “Toosday, it was Mrs. Lafone
-as brought him, or, to be correct, he brought her, which, knowing the
-minx as I do--I refers here to Mrs. Lafone--’tis my intimate conviction
-’tis he will pay for that there hat! But, as you knows, Miss Smithson,
-and none better, ladies’ morals ain’t our concern, thanks be, so long
-as we keeps our own respectable.”
-
-Miss Smithson admitted this regrettable truth with a doleful sigh.
-Polly took another pull at the brew of hot spiced beer which they had
-concocted for their comfort this cold December night, and proceeded:
-
-“Thursday, if Mr. Stafford doesn’t bring him along all innocent! He,
-with his handsome lady on his arm, up from Windsor for the day, to buy
-her a stylish head for a Christmas present. And, ‘What are you doing,
-looking in at a hat-shop window, Bellairs,’ says he, laughing and
-joking (’tis his way, my dear, a very agreeable gentleman!) ‘Gad,’
-says he, ‘you’ve not got a wife to run you up bills! Your chinkers goes
-hopping out on hosses and dice and cards, and what not! Selfish fellows
-you bachelors are!’ And Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, bowing to Mr. Stafford
-and declaring he only wished he had other people’s luck--and indeed,
-Miss Smithson, Mrs. Stafford is a real beauty!--but all the while, my
-dear, who is he looking at and ogling and taking occasion to whisper
-to--but Miss Pounce, if you please! And if I didn’t see the way her
-kerchief lace was quivering with the palpitation of her heart, and her
-hands shaking as she took down heads for Mrs. Stafford and held them up
-for her--well, my name’s not Popple.”
-
-Miss Smithson leant over the sulky coal fire and lifted the saucepan
-from the hob to refill her glass. Her own hands shook. That Pamela was
-a disgrace and would bring discredit on the whole house of Mirabel! She
-felt it in her bones.
-
-“You may say so, dear.” As her friend drank, Polly Popple tendered her
-own tumbler for replenishment, murmuring parenthetically, however:
-(“Not a drop more, love. I never did hold with stimulants, only you
-were so pressing and it is a foggy night, I won’t deny, and a drop of
-cordial, a mere medical precaution, so to speak)--you may say so,” the
-slighted young lady of the bonnet department took up her theme with
-fresh gusto. “And you’d say so a million times more if you had seen
-them to-day. For Mr. Jocelyn comes in with my Lady Kilcroney--and oh!
-the bold brazenness of it!--there he stands behind my Lady’s chair
-and Pounce--La! I declare I’d have been sorry for her if she wasn’t
-what she is, the baggage--red and white and not knowing where to put
-her eyes with him signalling to her. Yes, and if he did not thrust a
-letter into her hand as I went out, you may set me down a liar. And her
-stuffing it into her kerchief under my very nose!”
-
-“Don’t, dear, don’t,” moaned Miss Smithson, beating the air with her
-bony hand. Then, after a long pause, during which she seemed to be
-painfully bringing her virginal mind to confront the awful pictures
-just presented to it, she went on acridly: “There’ll be a bust up. When
-a girl comes to that _pint_ of disreputableness things is bound to
-happen. It can’t go on like this--you mark my words.”
-
-Now, strangely enough, barring the inexactitude of the premise, such a
-conclusion had just formed itself in Pamela’s own mind.
-
-It could not go on. Something was bound to happen. She had saved the
-life of Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs; and he had demonstrated his gratitude by
-promptly falling head over heels in love with her. So far, so good; or
-rather, so far, so bad, where a dashing young gentleman of expensive
-habits, small principle and remarkable fascination and a young person
-of the working classes are concerned. For the mischief of it was she
-had fallen in love with him. Poor Pamela, with her high spirit, her
-clear brain and her strong courage, to be betrayed by a heart as
-vulnerable as any silly girl’s of the lot! She was clear-sighted enough
-to know that, stripped of the golden glamour, the path of her romance
-led to a very ugly gulf. She despised herself for her weakness. She
-had no illusions on the quality of the attachment offered to her by
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, but, as the short December days dropped away
-to Christmas, she found, growing within her, a dangerous new self; a
-reckless creature who cried: _The Devil might take the consequences; a
-girl was young but once; you found your fate, and had to clasp him or
-lose him; the one man you could love, and him only, or go wanting to
-your grave!_
-
-“I know it’s death and destruction some time,” said Pamela to herself,
-sitting hugging her knees in the neat little chamber in Shepherd
-Street, where she lodged with a most respectable widow woman who had
-once seen better times, “but isn’t it death and destruction anyhow and
-at once if I have to give him up?”
-
-She re-read the letter he had slipped into her hand--the audacious
-fellow--a few hours ago at Madame Mirabel’s.
-
- “_It must be yes or no, my darling lovely girl._”
-
-My darling, lovely girl. That was what his eyes were always saying, and
-oh! it was sweet!
-
-It must be yes or no! She told herself that if she couldn’t say yes,
-it was still more impossible to say no. Backwards and forwards she
-struggled with the insolvable problem, till her tallow candle expired
-with a great stench, and she was left in darkness and misery. Worn out
-with her long day she fell at last asleep, to be wakened by the call of
-a cock in Shepherd’s Market. Perhaps it was this farmyard cry which,
-weaving into her consciousness, had made her dream so strongly of the
-old place at home. When she woke she could hardly believe she was not
-in the billowing four-poster in the great attic, with pretty Sister
-Susie asleep beside her.
-
-Again the cold, foggy, bleak London morning was rent by the crow of the
-cock. Then Pamela knew where she was, and she knew something else, too.
-
-That other self which had got into her must not be listened to on any
-account. It must indeed be stamped out of existence with the utmost
-promptitude.
-
-Now Pamela was considerably wiser than most young women in her
-position. She took a sensible resolution.
-
-“I’ll go to Mrs. Mirabel this very morning,” she decided, “and ask for
-a Christmas holiday. She won’t refuse me, being the good-natured soul
-she is, and me so useful to her. And once I get home and feel mother’s
-arms about me--there! I know I’ll be all right. I needn’t be afraid of
-myself any more.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Pamela Pounce took seat in the Dover coach. She was in a sedate
-flutter, an admirably dignified bustle. She knew to the fraction of an
-inch the amount of space to which she was entitled, and she possessed
-herself of it determinedly. She had, besides her own agreeable person,
-divers bandboxes and loose parcels to place, and this she did with
-an amiable assurance that put protest to the blush, and set other
-passengers’ pretensions in a gross light. When her arrangements were
-concluded she heaved a sigh, presented a vague smile, and lay back,
-her hands folded, to survey the other travellers at leisure. She was
-herself better worth looking at than any of the coach-load, which
-contained a foreign couple, one or two of the usual bagmen on the
-road to France, a Dover shopkeeper, a farmer’s wife, and an elderly
-gentleman of delicate and serious mien, who drew an old calf-bound
-volume from a shabby bag, and fixed large gold-mounted spectacles upon
-his high, transparent nose with all the air of one prepared with solace
-for the journey.
-
-But as he sat exactly opposite Miss Pamela Pounce, his shrewd, cold
-eyes wandered ever and anon from the print to fix itself upon her, as
-though--which was indeed the fact--he were puzzled in what category
-to place her. It was obvious to Sir Edward Cheveral, who, though
-impoverished, was himself a gentleman of the first water, that the
-ambulent nymph in front of him was not of his class, perfect as was the
-fit of her grey riding coat, refined and reposeful as were the hands
-in their long grey gloves, tasteful in its coquettishness as was the
-grey riding toque, set on chestnut curls, and suitably as these curling
-tresses, unpowdered, were smoothed away to be tied with a wide black
-ribbon at the back of the long proud throat.
-
-In the first instance, no young person of family with such claims
-to distinction as her elaborate travelling gear pointed to, would
-be voyaging in the public coach unattended; in the second, in her
-quiet ease, and the full yet not immodest assurance of her glance,
-the manners of one accustomed to fight the world for herself were
-very obvious; in the third, there was an indefinable lack of the
-never-to-be-mistaken stamp of breeding.
-
-“For all your clever counterfeit, my good girl,” reflected Sir Everard,
-“you haven’t the ring of the guinea gold.”
-
-Yet he reproached himself for the accusation. Here was, after all, no
-counterfeit; very good metal of its kind. “Fine yellow brass,” thought
-he with a chuckle. “All in a good sense, my dear.”
-
-What was she? From whence and whither speeding? Not an actress. That
-fresh, close-textured skin had never known paint on its flower-like
-surface. The cheeks were not even rouged; indeed, after the flush of
-bustle, the colour of them was now settling back in a curious ivory
-pallor, which went well with the ardent hair. No fine lady’s young
-woman; every movement had betrayed conscious independence. A shop-girl?
-The wife of some small merchant? Nay, ’twas the impersonation of maiden
-liberty, and what shop-girl could encompass such a wealth and detail of
-modishness?
-
-She caught his gaze upon her, leaned forward and smiled. He had already
-noticed that her smile was rather dazzling. He quite blinked to find it
-addressed to himself.
-
-“I trust, sir,” said she, “my bandboxes do not incommode you?”
-
-“By no means, madam,” answered he civilly; and moved his long, thin
-legs back a further fraction beneath the seat.
-
-“I haven’t been home,” said she, “for four years, and luggage do grow
-when one has five young sisters at home, sir, and presents run to hats.”
-
-“To hats?” he repeated, with that interested air that obviates the
-audacity of a question.
-
-“Along, sir,” said Miss Pounce, and her smile broadened, “with me being
-in the millinery business.”
-
-She drew herself up with a very pretty and, to his mind, becoming
-pride.
-
-“A business,” he said, “which I take it, madam, is in a flourishing
-condition.”
-
-“You may say so, sir.” Her pride increased. “Since Miss Pamela
-Pounce--that’s me!--has been made head of the department, Madame
-Mirabel can scarce execute the vast number of orders.”
-
-“Upon my word!” He had removed his spectacles, and was smiling on her
-in his turn in a kindly, detached, faintly satiric way. “I trust Madame
-What’s-Her-Name recognises her debt to you?”
-
-The head milliner gave her curls ever so slight a toss.
-
-“Well, sir, she wouldn’t like to lose me. She knows I’m worth my weight
-in gold to her.”
-
-His glance flickered over her comely proportions. Tall, generously
-made, he had called her a nymph. “Goddess would have been the better
-appellation,” murmured he.
-
-“Well, ’tis a comfort to an old man like myself to meet one so youthful
-to whom work is proving both fruitful and blessed.”
-
-Miss Pamela Pounce didn’t need any old gentleman to commend her. She
-knew the value of work, and who better? And if it was blessed to her,
-why she took good care that it should be. And, as to content with her
-lot--sure, if she hadn’t been, she wasn’t a fool, she’d have picked out
-another for herself.
-
-“’Tis some old clergyman,” she thought, and laughed. “He’ll scarce know
-what a hat means. Clergyman’s wives and daughters in the country would
-give any woman of taste bad dreams for a fortnight. There was Mrs. Prue
-Stafford. Had she not still to learn that to wear pink and blue with
-such cheeks as she had was positive vulgar? And she married to the
-finest of fine gentlemen.”
-
-Sir Everard folded his spectacles, put them carefully into his breast
-pocket, and closed his Virgil. Here was an opportunity of studying
-a--to him--hitherto quite unknown branch of humanity, after an
-unexpectedly pleasant fashion. The girl pleased him. He had called her
-brass and humoured the simile. A shining, solid composition of metal
-that took a handsome polish and showed itself boldly for what it was.
-He liked her for her spring of youth, her frank pride of her trade,
-for having no petty nonsense nor poor pretentiousness to pass for what
-she was not. He liked her brave independence. There was, he thought, a
-better modesty in her quiet certainty than any prudish airs and graces
-could have lent her.
-
-“’Twould be a presuming fellow,” he mused, “that would dare to try his
-gallant ways with such an one, and if he did, I would back my young
-milliner to teach him a lesson.”
-
-She told him how she had, so to speak, graduated in Paris, which
-accounted, thought he, for a taste that was scarcely indigenous. And
-her home was between Canterbury and Dover, and she, brought up till
-seventeen on the farm, the eldest of eleven. Then he knew whence she
-had drawn that sap of splendid vigour; a hardy flower of English soil.
-And the chief of his many prides being that he was an Englishman, he
-was still better content.
-
-She would alight, she told him, at “The Rose” at Canterbury, where she
-would lie the night. And father would fetch her in the morning; for
-’twas mortal cold across the downs on a winter’s evening, and ’twas a
-long drive for the mare even in good weather.
-
-“Bravo,” said he. “I, too, halt at ‘The Rose,’ I am glad to know that
-I shall have such good company. May I sit beside you at supper in the
-eating-room, my dear young lady?”
-
-“Oh, you’re vastly obliging, sir!” said Pamela Pounce, and a faint pink
-crept, like the colour of a shell, into her smooth, pale cheek, for she
-had a good eye for a gentleman, and she knew that she was honoured.
-
-Her tongue ran on gaily, and he listened with a gentle air of courtesy
-and an interest which in truth was not assumed.
-
-In spite of her sophisticated manner her chatter was very artless. It
-was a revelation of a character which had remained curiously untouched
-by the world. The busy mart in which she lived had cast none of its
-dust upon her soul.
-
-Dear, to be sure, how prodigious joyful they would be at home to see
-her back!
-
-“Four years, sir, think on it! I was but a child when I left them,
-and now I’m a woman!” ’Twas like, indeed, that none would recognise
-her again, should they just happen to meet, accidental like. She half
-wished she could have walked in upon them and taken them by surprise.
-But then: “Father, sir, would ha’ lost the pleasure of coming to fetch
-me,” and her mother might have been vexed. “Mother’s very house-proud,
-sir. She’d want to have things pretty for me, and bake cakes and that.”
-
-And they’d all be looking out for her on the house step. Just to think
-of their dear faces fair turned her silly. She blinked away a tear and
-gave her bright smile. But as he smiled back it was with a certain
-melancholy. The farmer with his eleven children--poor, struggling
-fellow!--the hardworked mother, the good, industrious child, returning
-home with her hands full of gifts, blessed in her honest toil for them,
-were they not all about to taste joys from which he had deliberately
-cut himself off in his fastidious isolation? He had scarcely ever
-regretted his chosen solitariness. His beautiful old shabby home, set
-in the loneliness of the snowy park, the wood fire in the library in
-the company of a favourite book, the ministrations of a couple of
-well-drilled servants, an austere silence, a harmonious communion
-with the high spirits of the dead; that was the Christmas to which
-he himself had looked forward with complacency. Now he wondered; his
-heart contracted with a most unusual sense of pain; had he lost the
-best in life? If he had had a daughter by his shoulder with a white,
-pure forehead such as this girl had, and had seen her eyes fire with
-love, heard her voice tremble at the thought of meeting him, her old
-father, would not that have brought him a sweetness finer than the most
-exquisite page in Virgil?
-
-The day, which had opened blue and gold, with a high wind and clear
-sunshine, began to gather threatening clouds by the time the posting
-station was reached; and the “Dover High-Flyer” plunged away again into
-a snow squall with all the speed of its fresh horses.
-
-“We are like to have a seasonable Christmas,” quoth Sir Everard, and
-was pleased to note that, while the rest of the company grumbled and
-complained, the fine specimen of young womanhood opposite to him
-produced a warm shawl from a bundle, tucked it round her knees, and
-offered him the other end, declaring, with a smile, that she was as
-warm as a toast, and that she did love a white Christmas.
-
-They all dined at Rochester, and had hot punch, of which Miss Pounce
-partook with enthusiasm, but in very discreet measure.
-
-Conversation flagged on this, their last, stage. The snoring of the
-foreign pair who, having tied their heads up in terrible coloured
-handkerchiefs, leant against each other and gave themselves up to
-repose with much the same animal abandonment as that with which they
-had gobbled the beef-steak pie and gulped the hot rum of the “Bull
-Inn” at Rochester; the sighing fidgets of the farmer’s wife, and the
-grunts of her neighbour, the Dover tradesman, each time they jarred him
-from a fitful somnolence, alone broke the inner silence. Without, the
-multiple rhythm of the horses hoofs and the varying answer of the road
-to the wheels--now the scrunch of cobble stones, now the slushy whisper
-of the snow-filled rut, now the whirring ring of a well-metalled
-stretch--formed a monotonous whole which lulled to silence those who
-could not sleep.
-
-Sir Everard saw, by the shifting flicker of the lamps, how pensiveness
-gathered on the bright face opposite him. Once or twice the girl raised
-a finger to the corner of her eyelid as if to press back a rising tear;
-sighs lifted her bosom.
-
-“Ah!” thought the old philosopher, “the goddess of modes is not so
-fancy free as I had thought. Here, truly, are all the signs of a
-gentle love tale. Perhaps the young man in the counting-house, or some
-sprightly haberdasher, who sees Miss pass to her work, and would fain
-capture for his own counter a face so fair and charming.”
-
-Sir Everard felt very old and stiff by the time Canterbury was reached,
-and half regretted his suggestion to his travelling companion, to
-continue their comradeship at supper. He thought it might have better
-become his years and aching bones to retire into a feather bed with a
-basin of gruel. Far indeed was he from guessing the singular emotions
-into which his old age was destined to be plunged that evening.
-
- * * * * *
-
-A fine room with a four-poster, no less indeed than the chamber which
-went by the name of “Great Queen Anne,” this was what the landlord
-proposed to allot to Sir Everard. A chimney you couldn’t beat in the
-kingdom for drawing, mine host averred, and a fire there this minute;
-agreeable to Sir Everard’s obliging communication. And what could he do
-for Miss?
-
-Sir Everard was a little shocked to hear Miss Pounce enter upon a brisk
-bargain for an attic, and hesitatingly began a courteous offer of his
-own apartment, when she interrupted him with the valiant good sense
-which he had already had cause to admire in her.
-
-“Not at all, sir! ’Tis what suits my station--so long as the sheets
-are clean and there’s a good bolt to the door; you’ll promise me that,
-Mr. Landlord? And if you can’t spare a warming pan, sure a hot brick
-will do vastly well. And now, sir, give me time to see my bandboxes in
-safety, and I’m for supper.”
-
-Even as she spoke she started. Her eye became fixed, her lips fell open
-upon a gasp of amazement. The healthy white bloom of her countenance
-turned to deathly pallor, and then a tide of blood rushed crimsoning to
-her forehead. Beholding this evidence of strong emotion, it scarcely
-needed the sight that met Sir Everard’s glance as he followed the
-direction of her eyes to confirm his instant conclusion. The young man,
-of course! Stay, the young man is a gentleman--poor nymph! Here then
-were joy, and fear, confusion, the warning of conscience, and artless
-passion, all mixed together.
-
-The young gentleman advanced; a fine buck, of the very kind, thought
-Sir Everard, who took an instantaneous dislike to him, to turn the
-head of any girl beneath him in station, whom he might honour with his
-conquering regard. There was a black and white handsomeness about his
-chiselled countenance; all the powder in the world could not disguise
-that those jet eyebrows were matched with a raven spring of hair.
-With a smile, a dilation of nostrils, a swagger of broad shoulders,
-a leisurely step of high-booted legs, he came forward out of the
-tap-room. No surprise on his side: my gentleman had planned the meeting.
-
-“La, Mr. Bellairs!” Pamela Pounce exclaimed, and her voice trembled.
-Then she rallied, and strove to pursue with lightness, “who ever would
-have thought of seeing you here?”
-
-He took her hand and lifted it to his lips with an exaggerated
-courtesy, as if he mocked himself for it the while.
-
-“Why, did I not guess rightly, my dear, you would be spending a lonely
-evening here on your way home?”
-
-“Oh, Mr. Bellairs!”
-
-He kept her hand in his, to draw her apart. Sir Everard, gazing at
-them, his chin sunk in his muffler, with severe, sad eyes, saw how
-she swayed towards him, as she went into the window recess, as if
-her very soul floated on the music of his voice. He watched them
-whisper ardently together, and then she went by him like a tornado,
-picking up her bandboxes as she passed, quite oblivious of his
-presence, or of anything, apparently, save the young rascal, so Sir
-Everard apostrophised him, who stood gazing after her with the same
-insufferable smile; the smile of the easy conqueror.
-
-Sir Everard never had had a high opinion of women. Life had given him
-no reason to indulge in illusions. But now all his condemnation was for
-the man. The strong, self-reliant creature who had faced him all those
-weary hours with such unalterable good humour, such a candid outlook,
-such a pleasant acceptance of her own position that it was the next
-thing to high breeding, what was this Captain Lothario planning to make
-of her? And how, since he had found her already so hard to win that he
-must travel to Canterbury for the purpose, did she now thus readily
-yield herself to his plucking hand? Ay, the villain had struck at some
-peril point in the life of her soul. The child was tired after her long
-journey; tired too, perhaps, by the mental conflict from which her
-integrity had hitherto emerged triumphant. A sudden assault had found
-the fortress unprepared. ’Twas the old story!
-
-Sir Everard went wearily to his room. The thought of the feather bed
-and the gruel, of a selfish withdrawal from further association with
-what was like to end in sordid tragedy tempted him perhaps, but he did
-not yield to it. The girl’s smile haunted him. It had been so brightly
-innocent; and he was haunted, too, by the last memory of her face,
-stricken with astonishment, quivering with joy. However she might fall,
-it would not be through light-mindedness. The folly, the misery, was
-deep rooted in her poor heart.
-
-He made a careful toilet, and went down the slippery oak stairs,
-leaning on his gold-headed cane, looking a very great personage
-indeed, delicately austere and nobly haughty.
-
-Alas! Pamela never so much as lifted her radiant head when he came
-into the eating-room. She was seated beside her gallant at the end of
-the table in close conversation--that whispered, blushing, laughing,
-sighing conversation of lovers--and if the roof had fallen over them,
-Sir Everard thought, the two would scarce have noticed it, so absorbed
-were they in each other.
-
-The young man had ordered champagne, and the girl’s glass was filled,
-but the bubbling wine had barely been touched. Another intoxication,
-more deadly and more sure, was working through her veins. The old
-philosopher, seeing her condition, resigned for the moment all thought
-of interference, and sat down to his bottle of claret and bowl of broth.
-
-Hardly, however, had he broken his hot roll, than the room was invaded
-by fresh arrivals; a young woman, wrapped in furs, conducted by a
-gentleman who had not removed his travelling coat, and kept his hat
-pressed on his brows; a personage who entered with an intolerable
-arrogance as if the place belonged to him, who ordered champagne and
-supper for the lady, and fresh horses for his coach, in a voice which
-rang like the crack of a whip. He could not wait; the servers must
-bustle. A guinea each to the ostlers if they harnessed within ten
-minutes. “And, hark ye, sirrah, a bottle of your best Sillery, and----”
-
-“Surely I know this autocratic fellow,” thought Sir Everard, and as the
-traveller drew his companion with an imperative sweep of his arm about
-her, to the end of the table opposite to that at which Mr. Bellairs and
-his Dulcinea were seated. “My Lord Sanquhar!” cried Sir Everard, “by
-all that’s outrageous! And who in the name of pity is his victim now?”
-
-That the two were lovers, of a stage considerably more advanced than
-the poor milliner and her Beau, was obvious to the onlooker, and as
-my Lord Sanquhar now tore his hat from his head, to dash the snow that
-covered it into the fire, where it hissed and spluttered like a curse,
-the young woman who accompanied him let herself fall on to the settle
-and turned a look of darkling challenge, of brooding suspicion, into
-the room.
-
-She was clad in the most sumptuous garments. There was a bloom of royal
-purple against the tawny clouds of her sables. There was a fire of ruby
-at her throat, caught up and repeated at each ear, as if deep gouts of
-a lover’s blood had taken to themselves flame for her adorning. But
-the countenance she turned upon the room was, Sir Everard thought,
-so striking, that all this splendour seemed its natural attribute;
-striking with a Spanish beauty, a richness and depth of colour, with
-flashing orbs, high nostrils, and scarlet lips.
-
-“Good Heavens!” Sir Everard mused, “where has he picked the jade?
-Victim? Nay, ’tis the kind that keeps a knife in her stocking and will
-whip it out and under your rib, and make an end of you with less ado
-than another will shed a tear. My Lord Sanquhar will have to look out
-for himself. Illicit love is a dangerously charged atmosphere in which
-to handle live gunpowder.”
-
-The “Dover High-Flyer” had only dropped two of its passengers at “The
-Rose,” and the landlord was free to attend to his imperious guest.
-He himself served my Lord Sanquhar’s champagne, and with bent back
-received his “pishs” and “pshaws” on the dearth of proper entertainment
-for the lady. She wanted fresh fruit, and there was none. She asked for
-chocolate, and pettishly refused to touch it. One sniff was enough. All
-her desires and denials she communicated in a guttural undertone to her
-companion, who translated them into oaths.
-
-Sir Everard, who had had but a poor appetite, was now, his broth bowl
-pushed on one side, dipping bits of roll into his wine after a foreign
-fashion, and watching the while the two sets of lovers at the further
-end of the room. He noticed, not without some satisfaction, that
-constraint had fallen upon the ardent Bellairs and his fair milliner.
-The colour on the young man’s face fluctuated. He bit his lip and shot
-doubtful looks of question from the blatant couple to the downcast
-countenance of his companion, who had grown very pale, scarcely spoke,
-and seemed now and again as if she was struggling with tears.
-
-A clatter of hoofs, the clang of a bell, and a shout from the door
-announced another guest, a solitary horseman, it seemed. The landlord,
-who was just entering the room with a plate of dried plums in the hope
-of tempting the appetite of the capricious lady--he had scented my
-Lord’s quality with unerring nose--here thrust the dish into the hands
-of a waiter and turned back to receive the newcomer. He had left the
-door open behind him and all could hear the passionate explosion of a
-hoarse voice in the hall.
-
-The dark little lady on the settle by the fire sprang to her feet, and
-stood, tense. Her companion gave a swift frowning look of surprise. Sir
-Everard, gazing upon her also, drew a quick breath. “By the immortal
-gods,” said he to himself, “the drama is coming swifter than one could
-have imagined.” And, indeed, what the ancient quiet inn was destined to
-hold for the next ten minutes in the way of human passion, conflict,
-and tragedy, might happily be never as much as guessed at in the
-lifetime of most men.
-
-The landlord, his wig awry, his features discomposed, puffing and
-blustering, was vainly endeavouring to prevent the ingress of a
-small thick-set man, who though wrapped in a cloak and carrying some
-considerable burden, which he kept hidden under its folds, contrived by
-a single violent thrust of his shoulder, to send him spinning out of
-the way. The intruder advanced then at a headlong run, brought himself
-up short, flung back his cloak, and with the same gesture his hat, and
-stood revealed, swarthy, grizzled, livid, panting through dilated
-nostrils, glaring upon the woman by the settle. There was a great
-flare of colour on his broad chest, where, wound in a scarlet shawl, a
-little child of about two, with a head of curls of that dark copper hue
-destined to turn black with years, lay placidly asleep; the curve of a
-plump apricot cheek was all that was visible of its face.
-
-“Good heavens,” said Sir Everard, and at the sight of the sleeping
-innocence, something in his old heart began to lament.
-
-There was a moment’s extraordinary silence, broken only by the
-breathing of the man with the child, which hissed through his set teeth
-like the strokes of a saw. Then my Lord Sanquhar laughed.
-
-The man leaped as if he had been struck. A torrent of words broke from
-him--guttural, fierce, intolerably anguished. Sir Everard knew a little
-Spanish.
-
-The unfortunate was pleading: “Come back, come back! I will forgive
-all. Come back, Dolores, you cannot leave us. You cannot leave the
-little one. Come back in the name of God, in the name of His Holy
-Mother. _Madre di Dios_, look at her! You cannot leave that! Ah!
-unhappy one, you want gold and jewels. Was not our love your treasure?
-Is not our child a pearl? Look at her!”
-
-In singular contrast to the unrestrained violence of his outburst, the
-manner in which he held out the child was pure tender. The little one
-woke, stared about her with devouring black eyes of amazement, caught
-sight of the standing woman’s face and cried, joyfully beating the air
-with minute dusky hands, “Mamma, mamma!”
-
-At this a sob burst from the unhappy father, so deep and tortured it
-was as if it rent him.
-
-“Dolores, our little girl, she calls you ‘Mamma, mamma!’ Call again my
-angel! ‘Mamma, mamma!’”
-
-He went down on his knees and held out the babe, and as he did so she
-wailed.
-
-The mother, meanwhile, stood, insolent lids half closed, red lips
-thrust forward, tapping the floor with impatient foot, the embodiment
-of cruel disdain.
-
-At her child’s cry she stuffed her fingers into her ears with savage
-gesture, stamped, and flung a raging glance at her lover as one who
-said, “How long am I to endure this?”
-
-He answered it by the movement of a beckoning finger, which brought her
-to his side. Then he cast a gold piece on the table, clapped his hat on
-his head, and together they moved towards the door.
-
-“Ah! By the blessed saints!”
-
-The Spaniard in a bound was before them. He shook the screaming infant
-in their faces as if it had been a weapon.
-
-“I swear this shall not be. I swear that I shall kill you and your
-paramour and the child and myself rather than that this shall be.”
-
-It was here that Pamela caught the little one from him. He was perhaps
-too far gone in passion to notice the action; perhaps he was glad to
-have his hands free for his fierce purpose--anyhow, he relaxed his
-hold. And the girl, clasping the baby in her arms, hushing it and
-soothing it, ran with it to the further end of the room. Sir Everard
-had also risen and Bellairs had started forward. But it would have
-been as easy to baulk a wild cat of its leap as to arrest the betrayed
-husband in his spring upon his betrayer.
-
-No one ever quite knew how it happened. There was the flash of a knife,
-an oath, and my Lord Sanquhar’s “Damn you, you would have it!” and the
-explosion of a pistol.
-
-The Spaniard fell without a groan, right across the doorway. Sir
-Everard and Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs both knew that he was a dead man
-before he touched the ground.
-
-“You are witness all,” said my Lord Sanquhar, “that this was in
-self-defence.”
-
-The woman cast a backward glance into the room. Her rich bloom had
-faded. She was white, but with a palpitating whiteness as of fire at
-its intensest, and the gaze of her great eyes was as fire too. Almost
-red they shone, repeating the blood fires of the rubies. Then she gave
-herself to Lord Sanquhar’s embrace, and together they rushed out into
-the night.
-
-“Odds my life!” said Mr. Bellairs, looking up at Sir Everard. He had
-flung himself on one knee beside the stricken man, and was going
-through the vain parade of seeking for a pulse which he knew no longer
-beat. “Did you see that, sir?”
-
-“He lifted her across her husband’s very body! He lifted her right
-across the body?” said Sir Everard, in a hushed voice of disgust.
-
-“Lifted her? Sir, she jumped!”
-
-Pamela kept the child’s face turned against her breast with a loving
-hand, and as she rocked and soothed, she herself wept as if her heart
-would break.
-
-Through the doors, cast open to the night, the roar of a new snow wind
-hurtled in upon them. There followed a sudden clamour of voices, as
-the host endeavoured to arrest my lord’s departure and was borne down,
-well-nigh annihilated, from his path; the crackling shout of my lord’s
-orders; the plunge and clatter of hoofs on the cobbles. It seemed as if
-the blood-guilty pair had gone on the wings of the storm, and that the
-very elements cried after them as they went.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Sir Everard, as the most responsible witness, assisted the landlord in
-the preliminary investigation of magistrate and constable. He took a
-certain grim pleasure in furnishing Lord Sanquhar’s name, and trusted
-the nobleman might be summoned to answer for his action. Even if
-acquittal were a foregone conclusion, to a reputation already tarnished
-this incident was not likely to add a lustre. By the quality of the
-murdered man’s clothes, the massive gold of his watch-chain, the signet
-ring on his dead hand, it was judged that he was a merchant of the
-better class, and that the unfortunate incident would probably make
-some stir among his compatriots.
-
-The cold and stiffening body which had been so short a while before
-pulsing with agony and passion, was laid in the harness-room of the
-inn, covered with a white sheet. Scarce ten yards away the grey horse
-that had borne its rider on the wild race to death was placidly
-munching its corn, the sweat not yet dry on its flanks.
-
-When Sir Everard returned to the eating-room he found Pamela still on
-the settle, the child asleep on her lap. On the board beside her a
-half-finished bowl of bread and milk showed that she had been occupied
-with the worse than motherless babe, while he had attended to the last
-concerns of its doomed father. On the other side of the hearth, one
-elbow propped on the high mantelshelf, stood Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs. The
-old man’s entrance had evidently interrupted a conversation between the
-two lovers, of an interest so vital that both the faces now turned upon
-him were stamped with fierce emotion.
-
-Sir Everard removed a chair from before the table and sat down on it
-facing the fire, and for a space no one spoke.
-
-Pamela had cast the scarlet shawl across one shoulder so as to shade
-the child’s head from the light. Her hand patted and her knees swayed,
-rocking the infant sleeper.
-
-“Poor little creature!” said Sir Everard at last.
-
-The girl gave him a quick glance.
-
-“I’ll keep her to-night. I’ve told the landlord I would, and I’d keep
-her always if I could.”
-
-“’Tis a generous thought,” said the old gentleman, with a faint smile
-for the magnanimous impractibilities of youth, and as he smiled he was
-aware that Mr. Bellairs snapped his fingers and jerked his foot on the
-edge of irritable outburst.
-
-Suddenly Pamela began to sob quickly under her breath; turned her head
-aside so that her tears should not fall on the little placid face.
-
-“I’ve been a wicked girl! A wicked girl!”
-
-“Hush!” cried Mr. Bellairs, and flung out his hand.
-
-“No, sir; I won’t be silent!”
-
-“But, good God, my dear, need you drag this stranger into our intimate
-concerns?”
-
-“He’s no stranger to me, Mr. Bellairs. We travelled down in the coach
-together, and he couldn’t have been more civil to me if I’d been a
-lady born; no, nor kinder if he’d been my father. Oh, sir, I don’t
-know your name, but I know by the pitying way you looked at me that
-you understood what dreadful danger I was in and how--” again she
-sobbed--“how ready I was to yield to it! He wanted me to go to Paris
-with him. He did, indeed! He wanted his love to be my all-in-all, and
-nothing else was to matter. I’ve been a wicked girl! I listened to him.
-I never would listen to him before--not when he spoke like that--but
-to-night I did. Heaven forgive me! What took me?”
-
-“Confound!” said Mr. Bellairs.
-
-He wheeled away from the sight of her weeping, clutched the mantelpiece
-with both hands, and dropped his head on them.
-
-“Well, ’tis all over now.”
-
-Sir Everard spoke uneasily. This openness upon a subject so delicate
-was painful to him, but Pamela had the yearning to relieve herself by
-confession.
-
-“Oh, sir, how could I do it? I don’t know myself. I swear when I look
-back ’tis as if I had not been myself at all. Something came into
-me--so rash, so desperate! ’Twas as if nothing mattered but just his
-love, our love. And then--then--when those two came in I saw our sin as
-it was. Oh, heavens! Oh, Heaven forgive me! Murder and every evil was
-there. Would I not have been just as cruel, done just as horrid murder?
-When the truth came out, would my father and mother and my own dear
-loves at home, waiting for me so fond and so trusting, and so proud
-of their poor, silly Pam, ever have held up their heads again? Oh,
-base, base! I would have murdered them for my pleasure. And that love,
-what was it? The thing that those two looked at each other, something
-vile, something that brought contamination even just to see go between
-them. Did he and I look at each other like that? It turned me sick even
-to think on, even before--before that poor, poor man came in! Heaven
-forgive me! Heaven strike those two in their bad hearts! Oh, sir, did
-you look at her when she stared back upon us, that woman? I suppose
-there was beauty in her face; I suppose he who went with her thought
-her handsome airs worth the cruelty and the blood and the crime on
-his soul. But to me she was ugly, all ugly, with the ugliness of her
-sin----”
-
-She broke off, bit her quivering lip, and stared fixedly before her;
-an expression of horror on her countenance as if she still beheld the
-ugliness of which she spoke.
-
-Mr. Bellairs straightened himself and snapped his fingers again.
-
-“Tall talk, my dear,” he began; and then broke off, dropped his eyes
-under Sir Everard’s stern gaze, and stood abashed. Then: “Perhaps
-you’re right,” he said in an altered, strangled voice; and dashed from
-the room as if driven.
-
-Pamela started, glanced after him, and then wiped her wet cheeks with
-the end of the baby’s shawl.
-
-“Let him go,” she said.
-
-“You’re a brave girl.”
-
-“Oh no, sir! Only so grateful, so wonderfully saved, so ashamed. Oh,
-this little creature against my breast--must I not feel it--think of
-it--if I had had my foolish way I should never have been worthy to hold
-such a lovely, lovely little dear in my arms again.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Sir Everard insisted on lighting Pamela to her attic chamber. She went
-up before him with a step so elastic, in spite of the burden of the
-child in her arms, that she had to wait for him on every landing; which
-she did with a return of her bright amiability and even a flicker of
-its former radiance in her smile. Each time she halted she rocked the
-baby, swaying from foot to foot, murmuring under her breath a crooning
-song which the old man thought very sweet; so sweet indeed, that, with
-a swing of memory’s pendulum it brought him back to his own childhood’s
-days and the tender face of his mother, long dead--a mother who had
-never been old like him.
-
-On the threshold of her poor room they parted. She spared him her right
-hand for a second from its motherly caressing and patting of the child
-which she bore with such ease on her left arm. He bowed over it as if
-it had been his queen’s.
-
-When he went down to the flaming hearth which justified the landlord’s
-boast, he sat long by it.
-
-He, who had hitherto lived apart in a world of books, found his mind
-obsessed by the thought of the frightful passions of humanity as they
-had this night played themselves out before him.
-
-The whole scene reproduced itself in his tired brain with the colours
-of life; Lord Sanquhar’s sardonic, pale, haughty face, the rich
-vividness, the unblessed allurement, the cruel beauty of the unfaithful
-wife; the Spaniard’s agony; the irredeemable tragedy of that picture of
-the father with the child; then the dead face.
-
-“Heaven strike their bad hearts!” had cried Pamela in her honest
-revulsion. Could God ever forgive those who had sent forth the soul of
-their victim so charged with fury and despair that even death could
-bring no peace to his brow?
-
-And then he thought of Pamela’s face as he had last seen it--pale,
-tear-stained, but with the old luminous innocence. And, after all, he
-thought, there had come good out of the evil.
-
-“The providence of God is over us all,” he thought with gratitude,
-as he rose stiffly to seek that feather bed, where there was small
-likelihood of sleep that night for him.
-
-He heard the call of a coach horn beyond, in the night, and immediately
-afterwards the mighty clatter of the four sets of hoofs and the rush of
-the wheels in the streets. He went to his window, opened it, and looked
-out.
-
-The up coach from Dover, pausing only to drop a single passenger. Stay,
-to take up a passenger, too. Sir Everard recognised the swing of the
-shoulders, the tall, alert frame, the indefinable swagger, even though
-muffled in the many-caped travelling coat.
-
-Young Bellairs was not going to Paris with a fair companion!
-
-“Thank Heaven!” said Sir Everard.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE DEMONSTRATES THE VALUE OF VIRTUE TO HER
-FAMILY AND HER FRIENDS
-
-
-“And I’m sure, my dear,” said Mrs. Pounce, the tears welling in her
-eyes as she gazed lovingly at her eldest daughter, “’tis the golden
-girl you’ve been to us!”
-
-“Ah, you wait, mother!” cried Pamela. “Just you wait! If I don’t finish
-paying off that there mortgage with the new spring fashions, call me
-Tabbishaw, that’s all I say.”
-
-The force of condemnation for vulgar stupidity could go no further on
-Miss Pounce’s lips.
-
-Farmer Pounce, seated before the kitchen fire, turned his big, grizzled
-head to cast a glance no less affectionate than his wife’s upon the
-good daughter.
-
-“This time last year,” he said; then, in a ruminating voice, “ah, ’twas
-a black look-out! As much as I could do to squeeze the interest on the
-borrowed money and the expenses of the new loan. And Sir Jasper, with
-his eye on the farm this long while, turning the screw on me, he and
-lawyer Grinder between them. Cruel hard terms they made me, cruel hard,
-but there, ’twasn’t as if I didn’t know their little game. Aye, aye,
-they were but waiting, the both of them, to sell me up and get me out
-of it all; the land my father’s father’s father called his own.”
-
-Mrs. Pounce wept at the mere recollection. Where would they have been,
-they and the little ones, but for the golden girl?
-
-Pamela winked away a bright tear of sympathy. Everything about this
-girl was bright; the spring of her chestnut hair from her white
-forehead, which itself shone as with a kind of luminosity, the glance
-of her full, shrewd eyes, the smile that curved her lips. Oh, above
-all, it was Pamela’s smile that was bright with the gaiety and joy of
-life!
-
-“Pish, you dears,” she said now, and covered up her emotion with just
-one of those flashing smiles. “Don’t be making too much of it. All
-those months I wasted at old Tabbishaw’s didn’t I know in my spirit it
-would all come right? Wasn’t I sure the whole time”--she played with
-her capable fingers in the air--“that there was a fortune in these
-hands once I could get them proper to work? And I tell you now, without
-vanity--oh, I ain’t got a mite of vanity about it, ’tis my gift, the
-way pigs is father’s gift--give me a yard of ribbon, a feather, and
-a bit of straw, and I’ll turn you out two guineas before you can say
-‘knife.’”
-
-“Dear, to be sure,” mused Mrs. Pounce, forgetting to knead her scones.
-“And think of the Christmas dinner we’ve had. A turkey fit for the
-Queen’s table, though I says it as shouldn’t. And me having to sell
-every one of my lovely birds last year and keep father on the salt
-beef, Christmas and all! And there’s Susie, such a picture in the
-bonnet you trimmed for her, at morning service, that I’d never be
-surprised if Farmer Fleet’s son were to come to the scratch to-night at
-Sir Jasper’s barn dance, I shouldn’t indeed.”
-
-“I’ve got a white cambric, mother, and blue ribbons ready for her,”
-said Pamela, smacking her lips with gusto, “and a Shepherdess
-Dunstable. If that don’t settle him! ’Tis the very thing, so simple and
-fresh, a sort of daisy-gown, father and mother, that’ll start Master
-Tom thinking o’ dairies and the clean linen and the white flour in the
-bin; and, ‘What a modest, nice girl,’ he’ll say, ‘The very wife for a
-farmer. No nonsense of cheap finery. Only what a maid could buy for
-herself and stitch at home,’ he’ll think, poor innocent, and it’s the
-model for the French Queen at Trianon, where she plays at milkmaid,
-you’d never believe!”
-
-“Mercy on us!” said Mrs. Pounce, with an uncomprehending stare.
-“Frenchies be queer people, to be sure.”
-
-“And Jenny and Betty shall wear the sprigged muslin,” pursued Pamela.
-“And my little pet, Peg, the robe-coat I made her out of the odds and
-ends Madame Mirabel gave me from her ladies’ counter.”
-
-“And what will you wear yourself, my dear?” asked the mother, cutting
-her rolled-out paste into neat rounds.
-
-“Is it me, mother?” Pamela hesitated. Then: “I don’t mean to go,” says
-she.
-
-“Not mean to go?” screamed the farmer’s wife, blank disappointment
-writing itself on her good-humoured countenance.
-
-“Tut! tut!” cried the farmer, and wheeled himself round in his chair.
-
-The London girl coloured, and a shadow came over her face.
-
-“Some one’s got to stay at home and look after little Tom,” said she
-stoutly, “and him but ten months old, the poor fond lamb!”
-
-She glanced at the wooden cradle to the left of the hearth, where,
-under a patchwork quilt, a chubby miniature reproduction of the farmer
-was lying, with fists clenched in a determined fashion, as if he defied
-anyone to rob him of his repose.
-
-“Why, I never heard such nonsense!” Mrs. Pounce gathered the cuttings
-of paste together and dabbed them into a single lump with an irritable
-hand. “And who’s minded little Tom, do ye think, all the hours, miss,
-that I’ve got to be butter-making, plucking of geese, and cutting up
-pig for the salting? Who but old Nance, my love, who looked after
-yourself when you was no bigger than the little ’un there?”
-
-“She’s getting very old,” said Pamela. “I caught her nodding yesterday
-with the Blessing on her lap, and he as near as anything into the
-cinders. Besides, my mind’s made up, and there’s no use your trying to
-unmake it. I’ve my reasons, and that’s all there is to it.”
-
-“Why, Pam, why, lovey”--Mrs. Pounce had a grimace like an infant about
-to cry--“you fair break my heart. Why, ’twas all my thought, these days
-and days, how I’d let neighbours see what a beauty my dear, good London
-da’ter be, and as elegant as any lady!”
-
-“If you’ve got a reason for disappointing your mother, out with it,
-girl, so it’s a good ’un,” said Farmer Pounce, with some sternness.
-
-Pamela tossed her head. She was never one for making mysteries.
-
-“Well, father and mother, if you must know so particular, wasn’t that
-Sir Jasper Standish as was driving the high curricle away from Pitfold
-Church this morning? The stout gentleman, with the kind of red eye, and
-it rolling?”
-
-“Aye, aye,” grumbled the farmer, “the very man, my dear, and a hard
-gentleman he be. And queer tales there are about him. ’Tis a good thing
-he comes to Standish Hall but seldom. Aye, aye, ’twas him driving them
-bloods in the curricle. And a mort of fine ladies and gentlemen in the
-barouche. They’ll be staying Christmas, I reckon.”
-
-“Aye,” corroborated Mrs. Pounce. “A twenty-pound jar of my best salt,
-and six turkeys, no less, not to speak of the geese--aye, and a ham,
-cured in that very chamber in the chimbley, child. But, dear, to be
-sure, was you set against meeting Sir Jasper just for the seeing of him
-step into his curricle?”
-
-“You didn’t happen to note, mother, the gentleman who stepped in after
-him?”
-
-Farmer Pounce and his wife exchanged a scared look, and then by common
-consent transferred it to their daughter. There was silence, broken
-only by the cheerful song of the kettle on its chain over the embers,
-and the stertorous breathing of the infant farmer in the cot.
-
-Then, with a catch in her breath:
-
-“Well, child?” ventured Mother Pounce.
-
-Once more Pamela tossed her head. She was seated at a corner of the
-kitchen table, needle, scissors, and workbox at her elbow, and she
-turned and twisted the lilac satin rosette in her hand.
-
-“Well,” she said at last, without looking up. “I don’t happen to want
-to meet him, that’s all.”
-
-“How, my dear?” Mrs. Pounce shot a frightened glance at her husband’s
-grim face, and another at her daughter’s bright, bent head.
-
-“Ain’t the young gentleman a friend of yours?” she asked faintly.
-
-Pamela snapped her thread.
-
-“You do want to know a lot, don’t you, mother dear? But there! There’s
-no reason why I shouldn’t tell you. I’ve done nothing to be ashamed of.
-That young gentleman has the good taste to admire me a mortal lot, but
-he ain’t got the good taste, in my opinion, to admire me the right way.
-He came after me to Canterbury, knowing I was due here for my Christmas
-holiday, and I sent him packing, and, thinks I, ’tis done now, once for
-all, and we’ll be the best of friends at a distance. And you could have
-knocked me down with a feather when I see his black eye roaming round
-the church this morning. Encourage him by going with you to-night? That
-would never do, Pamela, my girl! says I to myself, and----”
-
-“What dost mean by the right way, daughter?” interrupted the farmer,
-who had been ruminating her words, and not found them to his liking.
-The veins of his forehead were swelled; the hand that gripped the
-wooden arm of his chair shook.
-
-“I mean the wrong way. Now, father, don’t you be a-working yourself up.
-I can look after myself, and ain’t that just what I’m doing? Mother, I
-vow your cap will beat the one I made for the Duchess of Queensberry
-all to nothing. Now, won’t the children be pleased when they find those
-cakes all piping hot, mother? They ought to be in soon now--back from
-Rector’s. I’d like to try the little gown on my poppet ere you put her
-to rest to-night.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was the first party Sir Jasper had invited to Standish Hall since
-the death of his wife, and lavish as was his hospitality, the loss
-of that incomparable woman had never been more painfully felt. A
-widower-forlornness was over everything. Dusty, flowerless, unkempt the
-parlours; discomfort, an open negligence of refined detail, the lack of
-the controlling hand, in fine, was sensible to all his guests.
-
-The Christmas dinner was over, and the ladies had retired. If you
-had cared to have examined the bottles in rows on the floor, or the
-cut-glass decanters on the table, you would have found that the company
-had drawn considerably on Sir Jasper’s generous cellar, and had not
-scrupled to mix very freely.
-
-Sir Jasper and his youngest male guest, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, were
-at the height of an argument, egged on and applauded by good-natured
-Squire Upshott, and that saturnine rake, Sir James Devlin, while Lawyer
-Grinder, from Canterbury, leaned back, smiling grimly, his grey fingers
-round his glass, his grey eyes acute, his large ears pricked outside
-his scratch wig for any business advantage the holiday dissipation
-should lay open.
-
-“Pshaw! My dear fellow, the girl’s been three years in Paris, I tell
-you! You’ll not have me believe she’s better than her neighbours. Why,
-don’t I know all about her? Isn’t her father squatting on a bit of
-land that juts into my ring fence--’pon honour, like a fly in a man’s
-honey--eh, Grinder? As handsome a slut as I ever laid eyes on, if
-that’s the bouncer I saw at church this morning. If you’re after her,
-lad, go in and win! If not, step aside, and make room for your elders!”
-
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs took a draught from the beaker in front of him,
-then cast rather a wild glance at his host.
-
-“You!” cried he. “You step in with Pamela Pounce! My dear Sir Jasper, I
-do not intend to be uncivil, but the idea is too droll!”
-
-“How now? Is Miss so difficult? You know ’tis but a milliner?”
-
-“Ay, I know more of her, I dare swear, than you do. Difficult? Well,
-Sir Jasper, you or anyone may try their chances so far as I am
-concerned--I would not give that for them”--snapping his fingers. “Pure
-waste! When I tell you that I have failed----”
-
-The unconscious cockscombry was greeted with a shout of laughter.
-
-“Hark to him!” cried old Upshott.
-
-“Odds life!” jeered Sir Jasper. “You stimulate me! So fastidious?”
-
-“Nay!” Young Bellairs flung a fine black eye about him. “So virtuous,”
-said he, his voice sinking quite an octave deeper than its usual gay
-note.
-
-There was another laugh; and then a silence; and then Sir Jasper
-repeated drawling:
-
-“So virtuous? It all depends what the virtue is--eh, gentlemen? There’s
-prudence, now--they tell me ’tis much practised of the French.”
-
-“What am I to take out of that, sir?”
-
-“Why lad, you may take it that Miss knows her value. With all due
-deference to your good looks, you might fail where one like myself
-might succeed.”
-
-“Meaning, Sir Jasper----?”
-
-“Meaning, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, that little milliners, especially if
-they’ve been in Paris, may have learnt to have an eye to the main
-chance.”
-
-There was again much and loud merriment. The four other gentlemen
-looked at the one handsome youth of the party as if it were agreeable
-to see his comb cut.
-
-“Gad, if there’s any betting going on it, I’ll back Jasper,” said Sir
-James Devlin, with that cold smile of his which seemed to blight where
-it rested. “But the mischief’s in it, who’d take up the wager at such
-odds? What? Sweet, penniless Romeo in the one scale, and rich Sir Paris
-in the other, and Juliet a French milliner, Pshaw!”
-
-“Why then, Sir James,” cried Mr. Bellairs. “Romeo is none so penniless
-but that he can back his own word. I’m ready to wager Sir Jasper this
-moment as much as he cares to risk that Miss Pamela Pounce--who is not
-French, sir, but good Kentish stock--will send him to the right-about,
-as she has sent--aye, though ’tis I say it--a better man! That all his
-money-bags will not weigh this nutshell”--he crushed one under his
-clenched hand on the mahogany as he spoke--“against her virtue.”
-
-Sir Jasper grew red in the face; his eyes protruded, his veins swelled.
-
-“Why, done with you, you poor innocent----”
-
-“Stay, stay,” intervened Sir James. “If there’s to be betting, let’s do
-it proper, a’ Heaven’s name! _In primo_, what is the wager to be?”
-
-Sir Jasper and Bellairs spoke together:
-
-“That pretty Pounce will pounce fast enough if it is made worth her
-while,” cried Sir Jasper, with a guffaw. And:
-
-“That Sir Jasper has about as much chance of Miss Pamela Pounce’s
-favour as of the Princess Royal’s,” asserted Bellairs.
-
-“Now, tut, tut!” Sir James Devlin shook his head and clacked his
-tongue. “If I’m to draw up your wager, gentlemen, you must, if you
-please, be a trifle less slipshod. You can’t bet on a pun, Sir Jasper,
-nor you on a high-falutin’ comparison to royal ladies, young man.
-You’ve got to bet on facts, my lads. Say, that a week from to-day we
-find the young person agreeably installed under the protection of our
-host here, in--better say London--eh, Jasper? Might be a bit awkward,
-too close to Miss’s family, what? Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs here to be given
-ocular proof that circumstances alter cases. Let your charmer ask him
-to tea in her new abode this day week.”
-
-“Carry her off, carry her off, good old style. Tally-ho!” cried the
-tipsy squire.
-
-“Capital idea!” Mr. Grinder shook with amusement. “Run away with her!
-Carry her off, and keep her from the hats and feathers, Sir Jasper, and
-I’ll see that you get Little Pitfold at long last. We’ll foreclose for
-the rest of the mortgage. Zounds, we will! Drat that girl! She’s been
-paying off at an uncommon quick rate. Took my breath away, she did. We
-had to give old Pounce a couple of years for the look of the thing, you
-remember--never dreaming--But there! Time will be up next Lady Day,
-and”--he broke into dry chuckling--“if you carry off the girl you’ll
-win your wager, and get your land into the bargain. Kill two birds with
-one stone.”
-
-Jocelyn Bellairs lay back in his seat with arms folded, and a scornful
-smile on his countenance. He did not care what conditions were imposed,
-and the higher the stake the better for him. He was so sure of the
-result.
-
-Sir James Devlin had drawn out his tablets.
-
-“The wager’s plain enough now,” quoth he. “Sir Jasper Standish wagers
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs that the girl, Pamela Pounce, will give him a dish
-of tea this day week, at an address hereafter to be determined, the
-said Pamela Pounce being then established under the protection of the
-said Jasper Standish. What are the stakes?”
-
-“Oh, make it worth while!” eagerly cried Bellairs.
-
-Devlin gave him a keen side-glance.
-
-“’Tis scarce usual to make the stakes higher than you can meet, Mr.
-Bellairs.”
-
-The young man flushed darkly. But before he could reply:
-
-“Odds my life,” exclaimed Sir Jasper. “Let’s make it worth while! What
-say you to a thousand guineas?”
-
-“Done!” cried Jocelyn eagerly. Then he added: “I’d like to make a
-stipulation. If Sir James loses, let him remit the rest of that
-mortgage first, whatever it is. I’ll be content with the residue.”
-
-“’Pon my word, sir, that’s a strange proposal,” said Sir Jasper,
-staring with an air which gave him an odd resemblance to an incensed
-bull.
-
-“You can cry off the whole bet, if you’re afraid of it,” taunted his
-guest.
-
-“Foh!” said Mr. Grinder. “’Tis but a matter of a hundred and
-eighty-nine pounds, when all is said and done. Never niggle at that,
-Sir Jasper. Go in, and win! ’Pon me soul!” cried the old sinner,
-rubbing his hands, “I’d sleep better in my grave if I thought the
-Standish estate had got Pitfold at last.”
-
-“The stakes to be a thousand guineas,” murmured Devlin as he wrote,
-“out of which Sir Jasper remits the rest of Farmer Pounce’s mortgage,
-one hundred and eighty-nine pounds and hands the residue eight hundred
-and eleven, plus the shillings for the guineas, to Mr. Jocelyn
-Bellairs. Any backers? Fifty guineas on Jasper. Who’ll take me?”
-
-Squire Upshott was too far gone, and Lawyer Grinder shook his head, so
-Sir James had to content himself with jotting down: “No backers.”
-
-“Why, zounds!” exclaimed Sir Jasper, after he had ruminated a while.
-“It seems that more hangs on this betting to-night than the virtue of
-Miss, after all. What? The farm that we Standishes from grandfather
-down have vainly been trying to get hold of. That’s a fine idea of
-yours, Grinder, odds my life, it is! A thousand guineas besides, and
-as fine an armful--hark ye, Devlin, did ye notice her this morning in
-church, as neat as a chestnut filly? Foh! There’s blood in her, sir,
-there’s blood in her, or I’m no judge----”
-
-He broke off. ’Twas a dashed superior smile on young puppy’s face. What
-made the fellow so cocksure, in the name of all that was sly? A sudden
-thought struck him.
-
-“Look you here, Master Bellairs,” cried he, with a muffled roar. “No
-collusion! No putting your head and Miss Pounce’s together to do me out
-of a thousand guineas! Eh, Devlin? Eh, Grinder? No blanked tricks!”
-
-Jocelyn’s nostrils quivered scornfully.
-
-“I give you my word of honour, Sir Jasper,” said he, “to have no
-communication in private with the young lady till your week is out.”
-
-“Come, come!” said Sir James. “Split me, Jasper, we’re all gentlemen
-here!”
-
-The smile on the face of Mr. Bellairs became accentuated.
-
-“I’m ready to give Sir Jasper any guarantee,” said he.
-
-“Deuce take him! He’s like a fellow with a card up his sleeve!” thought
-Sir Jasper. “Word of honour, or no word of honour, I’ll make Devlin
-keep watch for me.”
-
-When they went upstairs to the splendid, neglected drawing-room where
-Lady Barbara Flyte, her niece, Miss Lesbia Ogle, and Mrs. Colonel
-Dashwood were waiting to pour out tea for them, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs
-showed himself in high spirits.
-
-“Ah, Pamela, my girl!” cried he to himself, “that was an angry look
-you cast at me across your prayer-book this morning, a monstrous,
-unpeaceful kind of look to a man of good will; but if this day’s work
-has not wiped out old scores--A ‘filly,’ he called you. Aye, you’ll
-come over the fence as clean as a bird. I’ve no fear of you, my
-splendid girl, and you’ll be kinder to me, I dare swear, when next we
-meet; but that won’t be this day week, at any lodging paid for by Sir
-Jasper.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Why, la, Sir Jasper, what a merry tune!” And “Oh, Sir Jasper, what a
-strange, pretty place!” And, “Why, Sir Jasper, ’tis the most Christmas
-sight I’ve ever beheld!” And, “Pray, pray, Sir Jasper, don’t ask me
-to trip it with your country bumpkins, for I vow and protest I could
-never pick up those vulgar steps!” And, “Oh, Aunt Bab, do but look at
-the pink roses in Goody’s cap!” And, “Oh, Miss Ogle, you’re nowhere, I
-declare, beside Miss in feathers yonder, plucked from the old turkey
-before mother put it in the pot.” “You’re too droll, Mrs. Dashwood!”
-“Do you think, Sir Jasper, the buck in the top-boots would have me for
-his partner if I simpered ever so sweet upon him?”
-
-Sir Jasper, moving in this fire of chatter, a lady on each arm and
-Miss Lesbia Ogle hanging on his coat-tails, appeared at the barn-door
-when he believed his guests to be assembled. The merry tune to which
-Lady Bab had alluded fell silent at his approach; there were curtseys
-and dips and bows on every side, while the three fiddlers mopped their
-streaming faces and, rising as one man from the wooden bench on which
-they had been seated in a row, duly ducked their shock heads to their
-patron.
-
-Sir Jasper gave condescending smiles and short, indifferent nods right
-and left, the while his eyes roamed, seeking, this way and that. Here
-was old Mother Pounce, right enough, as large as one of her own feather
-beds, in a lace cap, if you please, mighty genteel, with lavender
-knots. And Farmer Pounce in his red waistcoat; confound the fellow,
-with his air of independence! Aye, was there not a sort of triumph
-about him? Don’t cry till you’re out of the wood, Mr. Yeoman! And split
-him, what a row of young Pounces--a fine healthy litter! And, ’pon
-honour, a monstrous pretty little chit in white muslin with a straw
-hat! Pshaw! He had no time to waste on silly seventeen. Where was their
-agreeable bone of contention; where was the handsome Pamela?
-
-“How, now, yeoman, where is your elder daughter?”
-
-“At home, Sir Jasper,” answered the father, with the brevity that
-declines discussion.
-
-“Sure, Sir Jasper,” put in Mrs. Pounce, conciliatingly. “My daughter
-was vastly obleeged, but she was a trifle fatigued this evening.”
-
-“She would stay and look after our Tom,” piped Susie.
-
-“She preferred not to come, sir,” said Yeoman Pounce, frowning.
-
-Sir Jasper’s brow had likewise gathered thunder-clouds. His eyes rolled
-inward. One excuse contradicted another; the farmer’s insolence voiced
-the truth. And Master Jocelyn Bellairs, who had not accompanied his
-host to the dance, because forsooth, it might be difficult for him to
-keep his honourable pledge--Master Jocelyn Bellairs, who had announced
-his intention of taking a pleasure stroll this freezing Christmas
-night--Master Jocelyn Bellairs, whose very presence at Standish Hall
-demanded explanation; who was practically a self-invited visitor, where
-was he? Pshaw, did they take him for a fool? Was he to be mocked in
-his own house and jockeyed by his own guest? Zounds! The whole plot
-was clear in a minute. A plot it was; no wonder Mr. Bellairs had that
-insufferable air of certainty. He and his lady-love would soon be
-laughing over the thought of how they had swindled him of a thousand
-guineas. And what a spending time they would have together!
-
-If the revelation came swift as lightning to Sir Jasper, no less
-swiftly did he make up his mind for action.
-
-It was a three-mile walk to Pitfold Farm. He would have out his
-curricle, and his bloods, and be beforehand with Bellairs.
-
-Some ten minutes later he was bowling along the frozen road at the
-highest speed of his roughed horses, an astounded groom beside him.
-Purpose was setting in his mind as hard as the ice in the ditches.
-There was no time like the present. He had a slippery pair of young
-rascals to deal with. If he was to win his wager he must carry off the
-girl this very night.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He laid his plans with a wiliness which is not infrequently a
-characteristic of gross natures. Conscious in himself of a fine
-capacity for evil, such as he will be suspicious of every one and
-everything; look for treachery from his most trusted friend, and
-infidelity in the wife of his bosom.
-
-He dismounted at the farmyard gate, and bade Job Stallion, the groom,
-drive in alone and announce that Sir Jasper Standish had sent the
-curricle for Miss Pounce, as it was her father and mother’s pleasure
-she should come to the dance.
-
-The ruse succeeded with a facility beyond his expectations. Pamela had
-been finding the lonely evening disconsolate enough. Baby Tom slept,
-while old Nance displayed uncommon wakefulness. The time was heavy on
-Pamela’s hands, and to while it away she had had the happy thought
-of trying on the pretty garments which she had prepared before Mr.
-Bellairs’ appearance in church had made a call upon her prudence.
-
-Now the reaction which so often follows self-sacrifice had set in.
-She was beginning to call herself a fool, and to regret her excessive
-discretion. Thus when old Nance laboured, panting, to the attic
-chamber, and supplemented Job’s message with: “You’d never think of
-saying nay now, Pam, my dear. Ain’t it Providence you should just have
-been fitting on? And, oh, to be sure, was there ever so pure lovely a
-gown? You’ll be the belle o’ the ball, my dearie, that you will, and
-easy!”
-
-Pamela never hesitated at all. She caught her travelling-cloak off the
-peg, and lifted her best feathered hat from its bandbox--how could a
-milliner resist such an opportunity?--pinned it on her auburn curls,
-cast herself headlong down the stairs, out through the farm kitchen
-like a whirlwind, and laughing, swung herself up on the curricle beside
-the grinning Joe.
-
-She was rather taken aback when this latter halted outside the farmyard
-gate, and a portly figure appeared from the shadow of the oak tree. Hat
-in hand, Sir Jasper pleasantly saluted her.
-
-“Why, Miss Pounce, this is capital. Your father and mother vowed you’d
-never come, but I said I was sure so good a daughter would be obedient
-to her parents. Nevertheless”--he was climbing up beside her in the
-high seat, while Job shut the gates behind them--“I was ready, you see,
-to exercise a neighbour’s persuasion, should you persist in your cruel
-resolve. The ball would be nothing without you, ’pon honour. There are
-half a dozen fine young bucks with faces as long as my whip-handle
-already.”
-
-By this time Job was up on the back seat, and his master started the
-chestnuts at a pace that only his own pride and temper would have urged
-upon them.
-
-“Oh, la!” cried Miss Pounce, and made a clutch for her hat. She drew
-the pure keen air into her lungs, felt the wind of their passage blow
-with the most delicious invigoration against her face. “Oh, la! Was
-there ever anything so beautiful? ’Tis the first time I have driven by
-moonlight. ’Tis the first time I have ever driven in a curricle! Oh,
-’tis like flying, Sir Jasper! Oh, what a night! I vow I feel like a
-bird!”
-
-The moonlight flooded the road, hedges and trees sparkled and shimmered
-white as diamonds. The sky was one mighty sapphire, darkly, wonderfully
-blue. The stars, fainting in the moonlight, looked like the thousand
-facets of a jewel.
-
-“Oh,” cried Pamela again, “I’ll make a head out of it for the opera, I
-will indeed! Sapphire blue ribbands and frosted silver feathers. ’Tis
-an inspiration.”
-
-This gave Sir Jasper his opening.
-
-“Why,” said he, “’tis a monstrous pity such a monstrous fine girl as
-you should have to work for her living. The moment I set eyes on you
-this morning, said I to myself----”
-
-Pamela interrupted:
-
-“Keep your pity and your compliments, sir. They’re wasted on me.”
-
-“Why, how now, I like your spirit. I vow, my dear, ’tis you are wasted
-on such a life.”
-
-“What if I like my work, sir?”
-
-“You were born to wear ’em--the fine hats--not to make ’em. You were
-born to be a lady, that’s what I said to myself the moment I clapped
-eyes on you this morning.”
-
-“Foh! I know ’tis gentlemen’s way to start this kind of silly talk
-whenever they get with a poor girl, but I assure you, sir, I’ve no
-relish for it. And as for my being a lady, I’ve seen too much of
-gentlefolk. I wouldn’t thank the Lord to ha’ made me one.”
-
-She spoke with her head up and a straight back.
-
-“’Tis but gentlemen’s way,” she repeated to herself; “but I’ll let him
-see he’ll have to respect me, lady or no lady.”
-
-She gripped the rail of the curricle, not to give herself courage--for
-she had no thought there was anything to fear--but to brace herself
-the better against any further presumption. She was quite unprepared,
-therefore, when he turned his bloods away from the road leading
-to Standish Hall, and, with a flourish of the whip, sent them
-helter-skelter up the hill on the London causeway.
-
-The cry she gave was one more of anger than of fear. A solitary
-pedestrian, coming at a swinging pace along the road which led from Sir
-Jasper’s residence, heard it, and beheld the curricle as it topped the
-hill, fantastically silhouetted in black against the moonlit sky. He
-gave an answering shout, and started running. But he had as much chance
-of overtaking the gig as if it had been a bird on the flight. He gave
-up, panting, after a yard or two, stamped his foot, shook his fist at
-the radiant sky, and started running again in the opposite direction.
-
-“Where are you taking me to?”
-
-Sir Jasper’s teeth and his eyeballs flashed horribly in the silver
-light as he smiled upon Pamela.
-
-“You’ll be uncommon grateful to me one day, my pretty little milliner.”
-
-“Good Heaven, what do you mean, sir?”
-
-“I dare swear you ain’t so far from being grateful now. Oh, aye! ’Tis
-the regular thing to set up a hullaballoo, but I’m not to be taken in
-by any tushery, and so I tell you! You may scream till you’re blue,
-there ain’t a soul on the roads to hear you, and as for kicking,
-’tain’t easy on a curricle, so, like a girl of sense let’s pretend
-you’ve had your vapours, and you and I will have a glorious time
-together. Why, who was talking of silver feathers? ’Tis golden chains
-I’ll give you, my splendid child; aye, and a pearl each for your pretty
-ears--I can’t see ’em under your hat, but I dare swear they’re pretty
-like the rest--and maybe a diamond brooch for your kerchief. And you
-shall have a house of your own and a pair of fine London maids to wait
-on you, and I’ll take you about, my dear, and you will have naught to
-do in the world but enjoy yourself.”
-
-She listened in dead silence till he had finished, and then without
-condescending to reply to him, turned her head over her shoulder, and
-hailed the groom.
-
-“Job Stallion, Job Stallion,” she said, “your father was reared on my
-father’s land. Will you see a Kentish girl carried away to perdition
-against her will, and not lift a finger to save her?”
-
-“Job Stallion,” said Sir Jasper, snatching a pistol from the seat
-beside him, “if you unfold your arms you’re a dead man.”
-
-Then Sir Jasper and the yeoman’s daughter stared into each other’s
-eyes, each drawing long, fierce breaths through dilated nostrils.
-Suddenly he laughed and dropped the pistol back into its holster.
-Again he sent his whip circling. The horses broke into a canter on the
-downward slope, the light-hung vehicle swaying and leaping behind
-them. The very intensity of their speed saved them from stumbling.
-
-At length Pamela said in a low voice:
-
-“At least I have a right to know where you are taking me.”
-
-“Did I not tell you? To London.”
-
-“You do not think I am so simple as to believe you can drive to London
-with these horses to-night?”
-
-“Why, of course not. We’ll stop at Ashford, and get a chaise and four
-of the best posters money can hire. We’ll be in London to-night, never
-fear. Hark, there’s nine of the clock striking from Catterford Hill.”
-
-He pointed with his whip. Pamela saw the square tower of the little
-church silver and black against the sky. A lump rose in her throat.
-For the first and only time that night a burst of hysterical weeping
-threatened to overwhelm her.
-
-“I’m lost,” she said to herself, “if I don’t keep brave. If I don’t
-keep my head, I’m lost.”
-
-No strong soul ever cries vainly on courage. The anguish passed, her
-spirit rose.
-
-“Sir Jasper Standish,” said she, “why are you running away with me?
-Tell me that.”
-
-“Won’t you believe I want to make a lady of you?”
-
-“No.”
-
-“Well, then, the mere sight of that handsome face of yours this morning
-has made me mad in love with you. Will you believe that?”
-
-“Neither the one nor the other, sir. You see,” she went on, “I am not
-kicking nor screaming, I am in your power, and I can’t help myself. I
-think you’d find it better for yourself, sir, and better for me, if
-you’d tell me the truth.”
-
-Her quiet tone, the perfect composure of her face, very pale and lovely
-in the moonlight as she turned it upon him, struck some faint spark of
-generosity.
-
-“By Heaven!” said he admiringly. “You’re a well-plucked one. The
-truth you want. Split me, ’tis all true! But you’re right, there’s yet
-another reason. I want to win a wager, my little darling!”
-
-“What wager, sir?”
-
-“You.” He grinned at her. “That spark of yours--he is a spark of yours,
-ain’t he?--that fine young fellow, Jocelyn Bellairs, he wagered you
-were too virtuous for a man to have a chance with. But I wagered him
-you wasn’t. Come now, you’re a good-hearted piece. Help me to win my
-wager, and I’ll make it worth your while.”
-
-Pamela reflected profoundly. Then she gave a little laugh.
-
-“Why, Sir Jasper!” she exclaimed. “What sad, wild creatures you
-gentlemen are! It comes to this, then. I’ve got to make the best of
-a bad job.” Then she swallowed hard, and said, with a still more
-sprightly air, “You’ll give me a bit of supper at Ashford, I suppose,
-for I’m mortal hungry.”
-
-He broke into hoarse laughter, and cried again that, by Heaven, she was
-a well-plucked one, and they’d get on first class; that she should have
-the finest supper the Bear Inn could afford. If she’d stand by him, by
-Jingo, he’d stand by her. There wasn’t a gentleman in England who’d be
-such a friend to the woman who trusted him as he would be to her.
-
-When they arrived at Ashford, she demanded, with a sudden air of
-command, which became her, he thought, mightily, and tickled his
-already high good humour to positive hilarity, that she should be
-brought to a sitting-room and partake of the meal in privacy while the
-post-chaise was being got ready.
-
-“And,” quoth she, “let it be champagne, Sir Jasper, since”--she gave
-him a wide, taunting smile--“’tis to be made worth my while.”
-
-He flung an arm about her the moment the waiter had withdrawn; she
-freed herself with a vigorous thrust, but as she did so, she laughed.
-
-“Nay, drink your sillery, sir. Aye, pour me a glass. Oh, aye, I’ll
-drink any toast you like. Have you not said it yourself? I’m the
-best-natured girl in the world--so long as you keep your place, sir.
-Why, ’tis the finest pigeon-pie I’ve tasted since Paris. You know I was
-in Paris, Sir Jasper?”
-
-Sir Jasper chuckled, winking at her.
-
-Her fingers clenched round her knife, the while her smile would not
-have misbefitted the lips of a Bacchante.
-
-“And will you bring me to the opera, Sir Jasper? Oh, and to Ranelagh?
-Oh, to think of me going to Ranelagh on a gentleman’s arm, like a lady!”
-
-He was enraptured. He tossed the remainder of his tumbler down, and
-filled himself a third, emptying the bottle. He had almost forgotten
-the wager in the intoxication of his personal triumph. Dash it! It had
-not taken him long to cut out young Bellairs. What a demnition handsome
-piece she was. There wasn’t one of those raffish ladies he had left
-behind him at Standish Hall could hold a candle to her. And odds his
-life! What a pair of eyes she had, and what teeth, and what a skin!
-
-Suddenly she dropped her knife and fork.
-
-“Sir Jasper,” said she, with an air of great gravity, “I’ll not go a
-step farther with you unless you do something for me.”
-
-“Name it, my dear.”
-
-“Why, sir, send Job back with a letter to my parents. And ’twill be the
-best for yourself, I can tell you, as matters stand. My father wouldn’t
-let the king rob him of his daughter without a fight.”
-
-He stood staring at her doubtfully, his wide nostrils scenting mischief
-like an irritated bull; she went on very quickly, “I’ll not go a step
-farther with you unless you do. Give me your tablets--gentlemen always
-carry them, I know. You shall see for yourself what I write.
-
- “_Dear Father--don’t be alarmed, I’m going with Sir Jasper for a
- wager. ’Tis a mere joke. He’s too grand a gentleman to let harm come
- to me out of it.--Your loving daughter, Pam._”
-
-She read it to him. He went over it himself, then once more tried to
-catch her to him, vowing she was as clever as she was handsome.
-
-“Nay, nay, nay!” She was the most imperative, tantalising creature
-possible to imagine. “Now, Sir Jasper, run and give this to Job
-yourself. Stay, put a guinea with it, to make the lad eager. Tell him
-to ride, ride, ride, hell for leather! Isn’t that what you gentlemen
-say? Hell for leather,” she repeated, laughing, as she hustled him from
-the room. “Don’t come back to me till you’ve seen him start.”
-
-He went. That third bumper of champagne on the head of so many
-potations earlier in the day, after the long, cold drive, had fairly
-stupefied him. He went, because her strong will drove him, without
-attempting to analyse her motive. For the moment his suspicious brain
-was lulled to a kind of imbecile complacence. He went pounding forth.
-As soon as the sound of his heavy steps died away on the wooden boards,
-Pamela was out of the room like a dart.
-
-She had seen the dark pit of the back stairs gape on the passage as
-they had passed along to the sitting-room. She was down it now, as
-sure-footed as if it had been lit up. In another moment, past a pair of
-staring kitchen sluts and a tapman, she was out in the back yard and
-running along the village street.
-
-She always declared afterwards that she had been as one guided. She
-did not pause to reconnoitre or hesitate at a turning. Fleet and light
-as a shadow, she raced through the alleys of the little town, deserted
-this Christmas night, till she came to a point on the main road which
-she knew Job Stallion must pass on his homeward way, and then she hid
-herself.
-
-She had not very long to wait before the beat of horses’ hoofs
-resounded on the frozen ground. Hell for leather, indeed! ’Twas the
-most egregious jog-trot that ever took lazy groom and unwilling horse
-from warm quarters on a Christmas night!
-
-Job Stallion let fly a terrified oath as Pamela rose out of the ditch
-and laid a hand upon his bridle. He was scarcely less alarmed when he
-discovered that he had to do with neither wraith nor highwaywoman,
-but with his master’s prize. She cut short his “darsents” and his
-whimpering expostulations very sternly.
-
-“I am going to ride pillion behind you, Job Stallion, and you must whip
-up that fat brute of a post-horse to something of a canter, for you’ve
-got to carry me back home before Sir Jasper can overtake us. Thank your
-stars, my lad,” she went on, “that the Lord has given you a chance of
-redeeming the night’s work, for I tell you it would have gone hard with
-any who had a hand in it. Men have been hanged for less!”
-
-She kept him busy with whip and spur till the old grey mare wheezed and
-bucketed along the road at a pace astonishing for her years and size.
-
-It was somewhere midway between Ashford and Pitfold that they crossed
-Mr. Bellairs riding towards them on his own rakish chestnut as if for a
-race. If Pamela’s heart beat high at sight of him she did not avow her
-pride and pleasure even to herself; if her bright, clear heat of anger
-and triumphant determination gave place to tender, womanly emotions,
-she betrayed no sign of them. She postponed explanations, and issued
-instructions to Mr. Bellairs as to Job Stallion in the accents of one
-who means they shall be carried out.
-
-“You will kindly ride a hundred paces behind me, Mr. Bellairs. I
-have no notion of having my name mixed up with yours or Sir Jasper’s
-this night. As for you, Job, hand me over that tablet. You can keep
-the guinea for yourself. And you will drop me, if you please, in the
-courtyard at Standish Hall, for ’tis not too late to join the dancers
-in the barn. And I mean there shall be no talk on this night’s work, if
-I can help it.
-
-“If you breathe a word, Job Stallion, you’ll wish you never were born,
-or my father’s name not Jeremy Pounce! And as for you, Mr. Bellairs,
-sir, you’ve won your wager--yes, I know all about it--so you owe me a
-good turn, I think, and all I ask for is silence, silence! My father’s
-a violent man, and it does no woman’s name any good--no, not even a
-poor milliner’s--to be made such sport of as mine betwixt you two
-gentlemen to-night. As for Sir Jasper, I warrant he’ll hold his tongue.
-He don’t cut so fine a figure!”
-
-And so it ended. Pamela went to the barn dance, after all, and danced
-in vast condescension with several agreeable young farmers. Jocelyn
-Bellairs got the rector to introduce him to Mrs. Pounce, and sitting
-beside that lady, made himself so agreeable that she was, as she
-expressed it, quite in a twitter. Mindful of his word passed to Sir
-Jasper, he did not again approach Pamela, but the gaze with which he
-followed her about the long room was eloquent enough.
-
-When the little Pounces had nearly yawned themselves off the benches,
-and Pamela’s poppet, Peg, had gone to sleep outright, her curly head
-on her mother’s ample lap, it was the elegant young gentleman who
-conducted Mrs. Pounce to the waiting farm cart, with as much courtesy
-as if he were leading a duchess to her barouche. The moon was set. The
-courtyard was fitfully illumined by torches thrust into clamps in the
-wall, and by the shifting rays of the lanterns carried by the revellers.
-
-As Pamela, standing by the cart, lifted Peg up to her mother’s extended
-arms, while Mr. Bellairs obligingly held the lantern, Sir Jasper’s
-curricle wheeled slowly into the yard drawn by a pair of fairly
-exhausted thoroughbreds. Without stirring from his high seat, the reins
-slipping from his hands, Sir Jasper stared at the picture painted on
-the night as at some spectral vision.
-
-“Why, here’s Sir Jasper!” cried an obsequious voice. “Three cheers for
-Sir Jasper, lads!”
-
-Perhaps because his appearance had been as unexpected as his
-disappearance, perhaps because the sight of his dreadful face of
-wrath, flamingly illumined by the red glare of a torch was enough to
-choke off any demonstration, perhaps because he was too unpopular a
-landlord even for so many glasses of negus and so many mince-pies
-to counterbalance--however it may have been, there was but a poor
-response; a faint cry, that rose and quavered away. It was almost more
-deadly in its effect than an execration. Sir Jasper rolled a bloodshot
-eye upon his tenants and neighbours.
-
-“Blast you all!” he cried huskily, let himself drop from his seat, and
-reeled towards the house.
-
- * * * * *
-
-On New Year’s day Pamela returned to London, and, on the day after,
-a summons to Yeoman Pounce to attend at Mr. Grinder’s office in
-Canterbury caused some perturbation to the inmates of Little Pitfold.
-But when he returned he brought astounding intelligence.
-
-“You’ll never believe it, wife!” he cried from the threshold, “but the
-mortgage is paid off! Buss me, mother, we’re free of our own again!”
-
-“Oh, ’tis our Pam! ’Tis that best of children! Oh, the surprise,
-father! Oh, the slyness of it, never telling us a word! Oh, was there
-ever so good a girl?”
-
-“Lawyer Grinder,” said the farmer, letting himself drop heavily in a
-chair, “kept a close mouth. He wasn’t at liberty, those were his words,
-to say who it was as had paid it off. ‘But paid off it is, and that’s
-enough for you, farmer,’ says he. ‘I reckon I know whom I’m beholden
-to,’ I says, ‘and I’ll tell you plain, lawyer,’ says I, ‘I’m not a
-man as ’ud be beholden without it was to one who, so to speak, be but
-paying back what’s due to a parent.’ At that he smiles on the wrong
-side of his mouth, after his fashion, wife, none best pleased, I can
-tell you. As for Sir Jasper--well, he won’t get hold o’ Little Pitfold
-nohow now!”
-
-When Mrs. Pounce wrote to Pamela in London the letter was very full of
-blessings on a good daughter.
-
-“And your father is so out of himself with joy, my dear, ’tis a new
-lease of life.”
-
-And Pamela smiled as she read. Her lover, now very respectful, though
-by no means less ardent, had told her the story of the wager. Who was
-to say, after all, that she had not paid off the mortgage? As for the
-rest, she knew when to speak and when to be silent.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY STRIKES A MATCH AND MISS POUNCE THROWS COLD
-WATER ON IT
-
-
-The late Lady Standish was one of my Lady Kilcroney’s earliest friends.
-
-When Kitty first burst upon society in the select precincts of
-Bath--then the fabulously rich, unpardonably pretty, delightful,
-audacious, amazing little Widow Bellairs--Julia Standish was scarce a
-three weeks’ bride.
-
-From the very beginning Kitty’s endeavour had been to insert some
-backbone into the lovely but invertebrate Julia, and once, in despair,
-she had summed up the situation by exclaiming: “That ’twas like trying
-to mould too soft a jelly: the moment you thought you had her into
-shape, she was deliquescent again.”
-
-Therefore, though the connection was long and close; though Kitty,
-whether as Mistress Bellairs or my Lady Kilcroney, counted no party
-complete without her Julia; though, when in town together, scarce a day
-could pass upon which Julia, driven by the stress of some overwhelming
-emotional crisis, did not fling herself, weeping, upon Kitty’s breast,
-it could not be said that my Lady Kilcroney was very ardently attached
-to Lady Standish, or that her death, sad and premature as it was,
-plunged her in any depth of sorrow.
-
-The truth was that Julia Standish, elegant and virtuous, fair to
-look on and fond of feeling, belonged to the class that wear out the
-affections by over-usage. The stuff of Kitty’s sturdy good comradeship
-had been worn so uncommonly thin, that at the time of Julia’s lamented
-death scarcely enough had been left between them to make a darn worth
-while.
-
-Kitty liked life in a strong brew, and Lady Standish wept into her cup
-so persistently that there was nothing left but salt water.
-
-Nevertheless, when the news of the irreparable event reached her, my
-Lady, being the best-hearted little woman in the world, wept herself
-for quite three minutes, and then, dispatching her Lord to see what
-service he could be to poor Sir Jasper, ordered her sedan and had
-herself deposited at Madame Mirabel’s in Bond Street, to order a black
-bonnet and mourning mantle for the funeral.
-
-My Lord had set out on his melancholy errand with a dutiful concealment
-of its intense distastefulness.
-
-He thought Jasper’s case the most confounded dreadful a man could be
-placed in, and shrank, with all his Irish softness, from the spectacle
-of a woe beyond his consolation.
-
-He found matters even more tragic than he anticipated. The last word
-Sir Jasper’s incomparable Julia murmured to him, as, her hand in his,
-she left him for a better world, was to remind him of his promise never
-to replace her. This pledge had been exacted many times during the
-seven years of their existence together, but never more solemnly than
-in the hours that had preceded her demise.
-
-From the moment of her seizure--spasms on the lungs--to that last
-breath, Sir Jasper had been in unremitting attendance. Every physician
-of note had been summoned to her bedside; but, in spite of all the
-resources of science, bloodings, blisters and cuppings, pills and
-potions, poor Julia Standish persisted in succumbing. He was the most
-afflicted of widowers! She had been the pearl of wives. No woman could
-ever compare with her in the whole world again. He was a blasted man.
-Console himself! he roared. That angel, that departed saint need
-have put him to no promise. She might sleep in peace; her Jasper
-was henceforth naught but a solitary mourner. What was left him,
-indeed, but to live for his little ones, those five pledges of their
-mutual affection; to rear them worthy of such a mother, and, his task
-accomplished, take his broken heart to lie beside her in the grave?
-“For I will be buried with my Julia,” he cried upon each fresh gush of
-tears.
-
-“Faith,” said Lord Kilcroney to his Kitty, describing the scene to her
-when they met again, “she’s dropt her mantle upon him with a vengeance.
-Wasn’t it the watering-pot you used to call her, me darling? The poor
-lady. He caught me by the neck a while ago, and troth he soaked me to
-the skin. ‘She was the most elegant woman!’ cries he. ‘She was that,
-me lad,’ says I. ‘And the most virtuous!’ cries he, with another gulp.
-‘Aye, that she was,’ cries I. And sure, Kitty, if ever a poor soul made
-virtue tedious and dismal----”
-
-“Hush, hush!” my Lady Kilcroney interrupted. “Speak no ill of the dead,
-sir. Poor Julia, she was a fond, foolish creature, but she was an old
-friend, and, ’pon honour. Denis, I’m crying for her myself. ’Tis but
-fitting indeed, that Sir Jasper, who was a sad, bad husband, my love,
-and would have given any woman red eyes, should mourn her now.”
-
-“’Tis the frantickest widower I ever met. Mourn, quotha! ‘How shall
-I survive?’ is all his cry, and to see him going on that way, you’d
-scarce give him a sennight.”
-
-“Psha!” said Kitty. “Such frantick fits never last. I give him a
-sennight, my Lord, to--to dry his eyes and look about for number two.”
-
-“’Pon me honour, Kitty, you’re out of it! Didn’t she extract a promise
-from him, the dying angel, that he’d never look at woman again, and as
-for marriage----”
-
-“And if that isn’t Julia all over!” cried Kitty indignantly. “And he
-with five children! A man of Sir Jasper’s temperament! Tush! Pooh! And
-were I on my death-bed, Denis, ’twould be the last of my wishes to lay
-such a monstrous bit of nonsense on your spirits. Why, ’twould be but
-tempting you to perjury. Yes, you--or any other man. ‘Look out for a
-well-bred creature, pray,’ I would say, ‘and a healthy, that she be
-kind to our little Denis, and pick her sensible, for the Lord’s sake.’
-Now, Sir Jasper, mark my words ... I give him a week to bellow, and,
-after that--observe me--he will be found at such common, low places as
-a cockfight, or a bruising match, with a kerchief high about his neck,
-and a hat down on his eyes. And he will, like as not, make expeditions
-to Bristol and Plymouth, where he is less known, and where a man may
-attend a bit of sport without his friends’ eyes upon him. Do I not
-know your masculine ways, my Lord? And by and by he will be found at
-the clubs, at the cards, and the betting; and however lugubrious he
-may show his countenance, and however sadly he may heave his sigh when
-he first appears, ’twill wear off marvellous! And oh, and oh,” cried
-Kitty, breaking into wrathful laughter, “then there will be never such
-a buck on the town, nor one with such an eye for petticoats, as your
-disconsolate widower!”
-
-“’Tis a biting tongue ye have in your head, me darling,” said
-Kilcroney, half admiring, half displeased.
-
-“Before the year is out,” concluded my Lady triumphantly, “’twill be
-the duty of all his friends, aye, and of poor dear Julia’s, who care
-for the welfare of her children, to see that he is safe wed. I shall
-look to it myself, I owe it to the memory of poor dear Julia!”
-
-Kitty broke off. Her glance roamed. A frown corrugated her white
-forehead. Kilcroney saw that she was mentally seeking, among all her
-acquaintance, for a substitute with the desired qualifications.
-
-About the time of Sir Jasper’s bereavement, that distinguished peer, my
-Lord Ongar, put off this mortal coil. The title and fortune passed to a
-nephew, and it was found that his widow, and the daughter who was yet
-too young to have left the parent nest, were singularly ill-provided
-for. My Lady Ongar, who was a Frenchwoman, was in poor health; and much
-sympathy was felt for her situation, as well as for that of the little
-Lady Selina, who, on the threshold of presentation to the world, found
-herself suddenly at so great a disadvantage. It was true that both her
-sisters had made good marriages; one to Lord Verney, who had a house in
-town as well as country property; the other to Squire Day, of Queen’s
-Compton. But then, as Kitty Kilcroney said, who, that had a heart in
-her breast, could suggest placing a high-spirited girl under the charge
-of Susan Verney? “For sure, my dear, somewhere back there must have
-been a slave-driver among her ancestors. And as for Nan Day, was she
-not lost in domestic bliss? and no one ought to expect pretty Selina to
-bury herself in haycocks and babies--other people’s babies!”
-
-It was owing to the Viscountess Kilcroney’s influence that the young
-lady was offered a post about the Princess Augusta, the second of the
-bevy of beautiful Royal Princesses; for, since assuming her duties
-as Lady-in-Waiting to Queen Charlotte, Kitty had vastly pleased Her
-Majesty in that capacity.
-
-Not indeed that my Lady Kilcroney, who now had her own personal
-experience to go by, approved of Court life as a career for any young
-unmarried female. ’Twas monstrous cramping, she declared to those
-who had her complete confidence; and the Royals, perfect beings as
-they were, and gratifying as it was to be chosen to serve them, had a
-fashion of very naturally considering themselves paramount, and their
-favour the chief benefit of existence.
-
-“I’ll not have the child’s youth sucked out of her,” quoth my Lady, in
-the strict privacy of her chamber, to the grunting Denis, who himself
-disliked the Court and all its ways with a large intolerance, born
-of its demands on his Kitty. “But a year, my love, ’twill give her a
-certain stamp of elegance. We can scarce look for a very great marriage
-for our Selina, with never two farthings in her pocket, but there are a
-vast of pleasant gentlemen of the second rank who water at the mouth
-at the thought of anything favoured by Royalty.”
-
-It was not till Lady Selina had been some nine months in her new post,
-and Sir Jasper Standish well-nigh a year a widower, that the great idea
-flashed into Kitty’s mind.
-
-Sir Jasper was a personable man, and had not yet topped thirty-five; a
-very prime age for a bridegroom with the greenness of youth cast off,
-the tedium of maturity not yet as much as dawned. With your man of
-thirty-five it is a point of honour to be as ready with the generosity
-of youth as the lad of twenty, especially should his fancy turn to
-sweet seventeen. He will have gained, however, a vast experience, and,
-unless he be a fool, a seasoned judgment. Sir Jasper was no fool; and
-though he had so far justified my Lady Kilcroney’s prognostications as
-to be more conspicuous at any dashing sport-meeting than ever before,
-he kept chiefly in the company of his own sex, and never so much as
-noticed the passage of the most flouncing petticoat; and who was more
-likely to know than Kitty, since she was the only lady in the world
-whose society the widower now frequented?
-
-At first the talk would be all of his Julia; but in a little while
-lamentations gave way to more cheerful discourse anent the young family.
-
-It was in her capacity of godmother to little Kate Standish that, a due
-interval having elapsed since the loss of their ever-to-be-regretted
-Julia, Kitty Kilcroney first addressed Sir Jasper on the subject of a
-second marriage. She was, of course, quite prepared for the shocked
-refusal which met her.
-
-Was it possible my Lady Kilcroney should not be aware of the solemn
-vow, by which he had pledged himself to his Dying Treasure, to remain
-ever faithful to her memory?
-
-My Lady Kilcroney was very well aware of it. Heaven knew, she
-exclaimed, rolling her pansy eyes towards the ceiling of her
-drawing-room--she was for the while free of her Court duties, and was
-established in the Hertford Street mansion--Heaven knew, if ever there
-was anyone in the world who could appreciate what a second marriage
-meant to a true mourner it was she! When Bellairs went--“Ah, you never
-knew my first, Sir Jasper! The most excellent, the most estimable,
-the most generous and noble-minded of men. There was not a condition
-in his will, I do assure you! Everything, everything left to me! ‘_My
-dearest wife, Kitty, in token of the perfect happiness she gave me._’
-Those were his words, Sir Jasper. But a year’s happiness, alas! and he,
-poor seraph, scarce able to endure anyone in the room with him with
-the gout so cruel settled in his joints that, if you’ll believe me,
-his feet were like nothing so much as warming-pans, and his hands--my
-poor Bellairs’ hands, why, there were days when he could not have borne
-that a butterfly should settle on them! When my cherished martyr was
-released from his sufferings, did I not, like you, vow in my heart that
-I never, never would replace him?”
-
-Here Kitty fixed her eyes upon Sir Jasper’s lugubrious countenance,
-and, positively, though her tone was filled with such pious melancholy,
-they twinkled.
-
-“I fail to see the analogy, my Lady Kilcroney,” said he huffily. “My
-Julia was as young as she was fair, as elegant in form as she was
-virtuous in character.”
-
-“True, true, Sir Jasper! Bellairs became, very shortly after our
-espousals, a wreck, an absolute wreck. But he retained the most
-admirable amiability of temper. ’Twas indeed that which first drew my
-heart to him. ‘My dear,’ he said to me, ‘when I heard that my poor old
-friend Ned had gone smash, and shot himself, and left a little daughter
-without a farthing to buy a ribbon with, I cast about in my mind what
-I should do to help her. And, faith, I can think of no better way, my
-dear, than to make a rich widow of you.’ And then he set to laughing
-in his droll, wheezing way. ‘I’m game for a year,’ says he, ‘if you
-can stand the old man for a year,’ says he. ‘I’ll put you in the way
-of getting the best the world can give you; honour and good repute,
-and wealth and a young husband in due time--better than if your poor
-father had kept out of indigo. If you’ll trust me, I’ll trust you,’
-says he. And my dear Bellairs kept his word royally. He’d never so much
-as a suspicion of me; or aught but a smile for my pleasures.” Here a
-tear suddenly flashed. “I’m proud to say,” cried Kitty. “I deserved
-his confidence. Is there ever anything so beautiful in life as wedded
-trust?”
-
-Sir Jasper went home thoughtful. His Julia had had every merit, but
-if she had had also just the tiniest part of Bellairs’ the Nabob’s
-generosity of mind, would he, could he have so often--as alas! he had!
-But there were times when he had been goaded, indubitably driven, to
-seek distraction. Angel as she had been, to what screaming vapours,
-what swoons had she not treated him? How often also--here he held
-his head higher, and made a knowing thrust at a door post with his
-gold-headed walking-stick as he went by--had she not suspected the
-vilest deeds when he had been as innocent as the lambs in the field?
-
-“You cannot,” said Sir Jasper, sapiently to himself, as his marital
-crimes appeared before him suddenly transmogrified into peccadilloes.
-“You cannot be said to betray a trust that has never been reposed in
-you.”
-
-Next time my Lady spoke of matrimony to the bereaved, it was in the
-tone of one who regrets a rash determination, but recognises its
-binding quality.
-
-“What a pity, Sir Jasper, you should have been led into such fond
-folly! To take such a vow! Irrevocable of course. Who would have the
-dreadful courage to suggest the breaking of a pledge to one who is
-now among the saints. What if a father’s duty points one way? that
-death-bed obligation sternly points the other.”
-
-She pitied Sir Jasper--she did indeed. How was a man, and he so young,
-to deal with five children, and they with all the difficulties of life
-before them; character, education and--heavens!--illnesses? Measles
-and mumps, hectics and whooping coughs, and all the rest of it! “Poor
-Julia, could she but see now to what her intemperate passion for you
-has led! If our Julia had a fault--dare I say it, Sir Jasper?--she was
-a little, leetle inclined to jealousy.”
-
-When Kitty returned to Queen’s Lodge, to take up service with Her
-Majesty, Sir Jasper and she had come to discussing very freely the kind
-of person who might be regarded as worthy to fill their dearest Julia’s
-shoes.
-
-Kitty was full of suggestions, but, one way or another, the paragons
-enumerated by the lady were never to the gentleman’s taste.
-
-When Lady Selina joined the Court circle, she was, if truth be told,
-the very last young female whom Kitty could in conscience have selected
-as a fitting companion for a widower of Sir Jasper’s kidney, or the
-proper kind of stepmother to his peevish brats. Nevertheless when the
-idea came, it was with the brilliant conviction of a flash of lightning.
-
-Selina Vereker was not dark and masterful like Susan Verney, nor was
-she soft and warm-hearted, all feminine impulse and charm, like Nan
-Day. She was a bold piece, Kitty had decided from the first, with a
-short nose and a short temper, and hair under her powder as blazing
-as Sir Jasper’s own, and a grey eye that possessed a certain cold,
-reflective audacity which made Kitty thoughtful. She was a judge of
-minxes. Withal the creature if not pretty, was mighty attractive; with
-a little head on a white throat, and a way of tossing it; slim, long
-limbs like a boy, and a freedom of movement inside her voluminous
-skirts that was almost unbecoming to her sex. And the tiresome child
-was in a hundred scrapes, and in Royalty’s black books before she had
-been a fortnight at her duties. This was unpleasant for Kitty, who
-had recommended her. And, as she had a kind heart, it filled her with
-apprehension for the future. For if anything so awful were to happen
-as that Selina should fall into serious disgrace and be dismissed from
-Court, what in the world would become of her? So poor, so naughty, and
-so innocent; with a pair of selfish sisters, and her mother retired to
-a convent! Why, with Royal displeasure upon her, never could she hope
-to ally herself to a genteel family!
-
-Sir Jasper! Was not the man to her hand? He deserved a wife with some
-fire in her, after having so long endured the deliquescent Julia, and
-he deserved too, sad rake that he was, something with a temper of her
-own to keep him to attention and in his place.
-
-“To heel, sir, or beware, there are other fine fellows in the world who
-are ready to appreciate what you have the bad taste to neglect.”
-
-Her mind made up, Kitty set to work with a transparent artifice, to
-which only the blundering male would fall a prey.
-
-“Pray come to tea, to-morrow, sir--or stay, perhaps better not, for I
-have Princess Augusta’s Maid-of-Honour, the little Selina Vereker, and,
-oh no, I would not for the world that you should meet!”
-
-“And why, pray?”
-
-“La, Sir Jasper, and you on the look-out for a new Lady Standish! You
-might fall in love with her, to be sure.”
-
-“And what then, my Lady Kilcroney?”
-
-“Oh, Sir Jasper, Sir Jasper, that would never do!”
-
-“And why not, ma’am?”
-
-“But eighteen, sir.”
-
-“I see no objection there.”
-
-“Fie, Sir Jasper, and you turned thirty-six!”
-
-“But thirty-five my last birthday, ma’am, as I’m a sinner.”
-
-“A sinner, indeed, Sir Jasper, and now you have it. What? Would you,
-sir, mate with innocence, guilelessness; lamb-like light-heartedness,
-and sprightliness; you with----?”
-
-“Come, come, my Lady Kilcroney. I’ve not been a model husband, I dare
-say.”
-
-“I dare say not, sir. Heavens, my poor Julia!”
-
-“Your poor Julia, ma’am, would have driven a saint--Pshaw! She was too
-good for me!”
-
-“Believe me, sir, you should wed a young lady of some experience, if
-not a widow; a staid female, sir.”
-
-“Thank you, my Lady, I’m vastly obliged, I’m sure.”
-
-“And you so jealous, Sir Jasper, who could scarce even trust virtue’s
-self, in the shape of Julia! La, to think of you with Selina--such
-beauty, Sir Jasper; such grace, such charm, so ready to take the
-pleasure of her years, so pure ignorant of the world’s ways.”
-
-“Good heavens, my Lady Kilcroney, if I do not come to your tea-party
-to-morrow, ’twill be that I am a dead man.”
-
-“Do not say you were not warned,” said my Lady, and had the laugh of
-scorn to herself to see with what conquering airs Sir Jasper glanced at
-himself in each mirror when, departing, he crossed the long length of
-her drawing-room at Queen’s Lodge.
-
-The pretty Maid-of-Honour and the already foresworn widower duly met
-over Kitty’s bohea, next afternoon. Sir Jasper duly fell head over
-heels in love; and before the week was out, they were engaged to be
-married. Royalty approved, my Lady Ongar gave her consent with tears of
-joy; and both Susan Verney and Ann Day sent cool sisterly sanction.
-
-Having secured her victim Kitty prepared herself to enjoy every
-moment of the delightful process of decking her for the sacrifice.
-What woman but does not feel that in the trousseau lies the true
-inward satisfaction of the bridal state? To a benevolent heart
-like my Lady Kilcroney’s the choice of Lady Selina’s garments, the
-proper expenditure of the funds entrusted to her for the purpose by
-the widowed mother offered a task in which duty went hand in hand
-with delight. Generous soul that she was, she promptly decided to
-supplement the Dowager’s exiguous allotment by a contribution of her
-own: secretly, so as not to hurt the poor child’s feelings, but
-to an extent which should in her estimation befit the wedding of a
-maid-of-honour under the protection of the Lady Kilcroney.
-
-Needless to add that to bring Selina to Pamela Pounce was almost the
-first of her desires as self-elected Fairy Godmother. Who but Pamela
-indeed, could set out a Bride so that her appearance on the great
-morning should be an event in the world of Fashion? Pamela under
-Kitty’s instructions--there never was such a combination of intellect!
-
-My Lady Kilcroney as she drove up through the bright sunshine from
-Windsor was filled with anticipations so agreeable and exciting that
-she had little thought to spare for the silence and irresponsiveness of
-the girl beside her.
-
-Selina had a delicious little countenance, even though she was sulking
-heavily; so when her glance strayed reflectively upon her my Lady found
-nothing in the contemplation to disturb her equanimity.
-
-It was the first time in its annals that the House of Mirabel beheld
-a carriage with the Royal liveries halt before its portals, and the
-flutter in its discreet walls was indescribable.
-
-Madame Mirabel herself catching sight of the scarlet splendour, through
-the first floor window, was seized with the trembles, and had to send
-Miss Clara Smithson for a glass of ratafia out of the back parlour
-cupboard before she could control her limbs sufficiently to walk
-downstairs. It was true that her immense agitation was promptly allayed
-by Miss Polly Popple, who put her head in at the door to say:
-
-“It’s only my Lady Kilcroney after all, what’s brought a pale Miss
-for a wedding hat. So don’t you put yourself about, Madame Mirabel,
-and Miss Pounce that cool it don’t look as if her opinions were what
-they ought to be, and gracious goodness where is the roll of silver
-ribbon came from Lyons? I laid it out of my hand, Clara, when I ran up
-a while ago about Mrs. Lafone’s bill, and him giving all sorts in the
-showroom. I wouldn’t be married to an elderly gentleman what’s miserly
-not for--where’s the silver ribbon for mercy’s sake? There’s the bell
-going after me like mad. Thank you, dear. Don’t put yourself about,
-Madame Mirabel--who ever told you it was the Queen! It’s only my Lady
-Kilcroney--drat it, there it goes again--I’m coming.”
-
-Pamela Pounce had caught a glimpse of Kitty’s dainty profile behind
-the misleading scarlet as the Queen’s barouche halted; and it was with
-her usual graceful self-composure that she swam forward to curtsy to
-her patroness. Four steps and a nicely graduated obeisance, with just
-an undulation which included my Lady’s companion, Pamela had a perfect
-command of the correct attitude. Then she waved her hand.
-
-“Chairs, Miss Popple. Pray be seated, ladies.”
-
-Then, with a pretty spring of alacrity in manner and voice, a most
-respectful yet delightfully confidential approach to familiarity:
-
-“And what can I show your Ladyship to-day?” cried she. “There’s the
-sweetest head, a twist of cherry tulle with a bunch of green grapes,
-just come from Paris--made for your Ladyship.”
-
-Kitty waved the tempting suggestion on one side. “Nothing for me
-to-day, my dear creature. I’ve brought Lady Selina.”
-
-Selina, who had entered, stood and sat down like an automaton with
-every reason to be dissatisfied with its surroundings, here gave her
-patroness a steely look of enmity, and then cast down her eyes so that
-their long eyelashes cast a shadow on her white cheek.
-
-Pamela appraised the small set face and Kitty proceeded to expound;
-“The fact is, Miss Pounce, I am here with Lady Selina for a wedding
-order.”
-
-“Indeed, my Lady.”
-
-“Yes, indeed,” cried Kitty, warming to her subject, “the wedding hat,
-no less, child, and the going away! Oh! And a head for the dinner party
-I mean to give in honour of the engagement. Princess Augusta has
-promised to attend. And the wedding is to take place from my house in
-Hertford Street, Pamela, the very moment May is over. What with my Lady
-Verney having a feeling about the mourning, and my Lady Anne Day so set
-about with measles in her nursery, there isn’t anyone as near to this
-dear girl as myself, if it’s reckoned by old friendship.”
-
-Here Kitty paused for breath and after duly waiting for Lady Selina to
-express some acknowledgments of these handsome sentiments, Pamela, in
-the young person’s persistent mutism, was fain to remark that there was
-no one like her Ladyship for kindness, that she knew. And though this
-was but a deferential murmur, there was conviction in it. Pamela had
-every reason for this testimony.
-
-Kitty glanced askance at the bride’s most unbride-like countenance; she
-faintly shrugged her shoulders. None of the Verekers had good tempers
-and she was not going even to notice Selina’s moods.
-
-“A wedding hat.”
-
-Pamela pondered upon the bride, while her quick brains worked.
-
-(“Dear to be sure, the poor young lady! One would think ’twas her
-funeral things they were getting together. Who are they going to marry
-her to? And why is my Lady Kilcroney managing it all, and that mortal
-tickled?) I wouldn’t recommend white satin for my Lady Selina,” she
-said out loud, “though I know it’s the usual thing, my Lady. And if I
-might venture, it wouldn’t do to be putting dead white next her face.
-No, my Lady Kilcroney, no, my Lady Selina, not if you was to rouge
-ever so and _that_ would be a thousand pities; my Lady’s skin is a
-treat to look at. And it’s her _cachet_ to be pale with those dark
-eyes--excuse me, my Lady, for dropping into French, it’s a way I got
-into in Paris. Now I’d like lace.” The milliner spoke slowly as if
-she were tasting one by one, the condiments of an exquisite dish. “A
-fine brim of real lace, my lady, with a tulle lining, three layers of
-tulle, and the middle one pale pink. Oh, pale, pale, pale.” Pamela
-twiddled her fingers in the air, mitigating the colour till it faded
-into nothingness. “The tint they’re calling in Paris, _cuisse de
-nymphe émue_. Excuse me, my Lady, I won’t be so bold as to translate
-it. Yes, your Ladyship, the French have droll minds! But your Ladyship
-has seized the idea; not pink, but just a warmth, a lightening of
-the white, ’twill be exquisite. A twist of silver ribbon to hold it
-together--Miss Popple, where’s that silver ribbon that came from Lyons?
-I have a model here,” went on Pamela, stooping to pull out one of the
-deep drawers of the cupboard which ran the length of the room, and in
-which the most special treasures in the millinery line were hidden away
-from the ordinary public, only to be brought out for the favoured. “I
-have a model here which is the very latest, out of Paris. It’ll never
-be seen at all, so to speak, till next month, and that on a Queen’s
-head.”
-
-Queen Charlotte’s Lady-in-waiting sprang up and tripped across the
-carpet to stand by the milliner’s side.
-
-“It must be worth while for a female of Fashion,” my Lady was thinking,
-“to have a post about Queen Marie Antoinette, always the first in the
-land in modes and in looks as in everything else.”
-
-Now Lady Selina Vereker, hearing the two women whisper as they stood
-together, lifted her eyes and watched and hearkened very intently.
-
-“The young lady’s just engaged I take it,” said Pamela, shaking the
-tissue paper from a cobweb vision of blue tulle and lace.
-
-“’Twas only ratified by Lady Ongar last night, from her retreat at
-Wimbledon. (They say it’s a convent of nuns my dear, but ’tis not
-generally known.)”
-
-“Dear, to be sure, the poor lady!”
-
-Here Kitty lowered her voice, but Selina’s irately keen ears caught the
-murmur.
-
-“Sadly ill-provided for. My Lord Ongar’s affairs in a desperate state.
-Hardly a brass farthing between the three poor girls! A most prodigious
-relief to have the third settled.”
-
-Then Pamela’s clear compassionate undertone.
-
-“I trust the young lady is happy in her choice, so young as she looks.”
-
-The milliner’s eye wandered to the Bride-elect and met her darkling
-gaze.
-
-“Why, that goes without saying,” exclaimed my Lady tartly, “since I
-made the match, Miss Pounce. Sir Jasper Standish is one of my Lord’s
-oldest friends.”
-
-“Sir Jasper Standish! Good God!” Pamela started and wheeled round. She
-echoed the words in accents which left no doubt as to the consternation
-evoked by the name.
-
-Her face was reflected in the glass in front of her, and Selina had a
-vision of its blasted expression of horror and disapproval.
-
-The next moment Miss Pounce had resumed her usual bland self-control,
-and was bending over the French hat, feigning to be absorbed in
-twitching its knotted ribbons into place.
-
-“Upon my word, Miss Pounce,” exclaimed Kitty, in high surprise and
-anger. “And what have you got against Sir Jasper Standish, may I ask,
-that you should couple his name with such impiety?”
-
-“Oh, nothing, my Lady, nothing!”
-
-Pamela’s hands trembled as she twitched the faint pink ribbons.
-“Nothing but a bit of a business trouble between my father and Sir
-Jasper, our place being all but next door to Standish Hall--I crave
-your Ladyship’s pardon, I’m sure, for letting my feelings go away with
-me,--but Sir Jasper was hard on father over a mortgage.”
-
-“Oh! a mortgage! Pish, child!” Kitty was immensely relieved, though she
-could not conceal that she considered it a great liberty in a milliner
-thus to obtrude her family affairs upon the notice of distinguished
-clients. She had not so very high an opinion of Jasper herself, and
-Pamela was a prodigious handsome girl! She had been actually trembling
-over what might have come out!
-
-My Lady’s manner for the rest of the _séance_ comically varied between
-a dignified displeasure and the overwhelming fascination exercised by
-the milliner’s supreme talent.
-
-Lady Selina submitted to all the trying-on and listened to the
-prolonged discussions with the same demeanour of angry martyrdom which
-she had brought into the shop.
-
-“You’ve been insufferable, my dear!” cried Kitty, patience giving way
-at length, as the sleek royal horses started on their homeward way.
-
-Selina turned her long, brilliant eyes upon her companion without
-speaking. There was a pert question and an underlying significance in
-them, which further exasperated the chaperone.
-
-“’Pon honour!” exploded Kitty, “I marvel what’s to do with you. You,
-with everything the world can give you, and three as sweet hats chosen
-as ever I’ve seen in my whole life! Such a picture as you’ll look, a
-Bride, with your mother’s lace and all! and by the airs of you, you
-might have been trying on sackcloth to go to the stake.”
-
-“You must remember, my Lady Kilcroney, that I am in mourning.”
-
-“Psha!”
-
-“And Sir Jasper a widower himself.”
-
-“And what of that, child?”
-
-“Oh, nothing,” said Selina. “Do you think it’s going to rain?”
-
-Kitty looked at her long and earnestly. Was there ever such a little
-shut-up countenance, such obstinate close lips and such naughty secret
-eyes?
-
-“I wish to Heaven,” she said, at last, “that you’d say what you’ve got
-in your heart, child.”
-
-“Oh, I was just thinking about Miss Pamela Pounce!”
-
-“And what of her?”
-
-My Lady still uneasily remained cross.
-
-“Oh, I only thought she looked honest!” said the girl. And not one
-other word to the purpose could my Lady Kilcroney extract from her.
-
-They drove into Windsor in a strained silence and separated to their
-divers duties in no very cordial mood.
-
-Kind-hearted people in positions of authority are apt to fall into the
-danger of doing good to their neighbours in spite of themselves. They
-see so clearly the value of the benefits they mean to confer, that fate
-having given them the power to enforce their acceptance, they do not
-hesitate to wield it. With the best intentions in the world they become
-tyrants. Kitty had a real desire to be of use to the orphan, and she
-was quite sure that the plans she had laid for her were entirely for
-her comfort and well-being. In any case matters had gone too far for
-Selina, even to dream of such a catastrophe as a withdrawal of her word.
-
-The Maid-of-Honour had accepted Sir Jasper of her own free will. If
-she had secretly repented, if she chose to sulk and make a martyr
-of herself, Kitty knew better than to encourage her by seeming to
-notice it. And my Lady told herself that the moods of such a chit were
-of no account. She was too fresh out of the schoolroom to stand so
-much promotion all together--Maid-of-Honour, Bride-elect, the pet of
-royalty, all in a couple of months--a little spoilt cat, and if she
-scratched Jasper ’twould but do him a vast of good.
-
-Nevertheless, my lady Kilcroney felt slightly uncomfortable until she
-next beheld the engaged couple together. Then, indeed--it was the
-next evening after their shopping drive to London, in my Lady’s own
-rooms--Selina appeared to have completely forgotten her gloomy fit. The
-child was in outrageous spirits, with quite scarlet cheeks, taunting
-and mocking her ardent lover, till he was beside himself.
-
-Kitty forbore rebuke. In her relief she was full of indulgence towards
-behaviour which, at another time, she would have severely reprobated.
-
-“My dear love,” she wrote to her husband that night. She was still
-in attendance at Windsor and Denis, very much injured, was alone at
-Hertford Street. “Everything is going as well as possible. Do not
-forget to call on Mr. Gunter’s about the wedding cake and on Mr.
-Bartolozzi about the tickets of invitation.”
-
-Could she have known how Lady Selina had employed the afternoon of that
-very day, the poor Lady-in-Waiting would have issued very different
-instructions.
-
-For Selina had obtained leave from her “Royal” to go to town about her
-trousseau. The Princess Augusta, all blandness and good nature, offered
-every facility, even to her own carriage.
-
-How grateful was Lady Selina! But “Oh, no, Ma’am,” she pleaded, “it
-makes me feel so horrid shy! There we were yesterday, my Lady Kilcroney
-and I, in one of the Queen’s barouches and every one turning round and
-staring at us, and oh! so disappointed, Ma’am, not to see the Royal
-faces. My mother is sending her own maid for me, and we’ll take a
-chaise and Sister Verney will meet me in the town.”
-
-Princess Augusta looked very kindly at the child. She liked her modest
-disclaimer and the little flattery it wrapped about, and it all sounded
-very proper and becoming. How could she guess that Selina was lying
-like a little devil, that the audacious creature would positively set
-out from the consecrated precincts of Queen’s Lodge alone, take the
-common coach to town and proceed on foot to Bond Street; in a kind of
-disguise indeed, a plain bonnet, borrowed off a Royal housemaid, which
-had a brown gauze veil to drop over her face, so that she might have
-passed her own mother in the street and not been known!
-
-The cunning girl watched her opportunity and slipped into Miss Pounce’s
-showroom at a slack moment. As she flung back her veil Pamela’s colour
-changed; she saw who it was.
-
-Selina walked quite close up to her and the two stood a moment staring
-at each other. The milliner was too acute not to feel the moment big
-with importance, and too shrewd not to guess at the cause.
-
-“What did you mean,” said Selina then, “by saying yesterday like that:
-‘Sir Jasper! good God!’?”
-
-Pamela was not often taken-to, but she felt herself in a most
-disagreeable fix.
-
-“La!” she faltered. “I could have bitten my tongue out. I can only ask
-your pardon.”
-
-“I want you to answer my question. What did you mean?”
-
-Pamela, who had been growing pale, grew paler.
-
-“Father had trouble with him over a mortgage.”
-
-“Oh, tush with your mortgage! That’s only a bit of trumpery. It wasn’t
-the mortgage. You know something of Sir Jasper.”
-
-The milliner hesitated: then she tossed her head.
-
-“And if I do, my Lady? There! There ain’t anything for you to suspect
-me about, I do assure you.”
-
-“Oh, I don’t suspect you!” cried Selina wildly. “I see you hate him! I
-hate him myself! I haven’t anyone to help me. What do you know of him?”
-
-“Nothing that would count as against a gentleman’s honour,” said Pamela
-bitterly, recalling, with an inward shudder, the vile trick that had
-been played upon her, and the narrowness of her escape.
-
-Selina caught the working-woman’s two capable hands.
-
-“I won’t get you into a scandal! I know you’ve got your bread to earn.
-I’ll never mention your name or let anyone guess! I promise! I promise!
-Look here, I’ll put it differently: if you were me, would you marry Sir
-Jasper Standish?”
-
-Pamela drew a long breath and the truth leaped.
-
-“I’d see myself dead rather!”
-
-The absurdity of the phrase did not detract from its effectiveness.
-
-“Ah!” cried Selina. “Thank you! That’s all I wanted to know.”
-
-She wrung the hands she had caught, whisked her veil over her flushed
-countenance and turned to leave. On the threshold of the shop she
-paused and flung back a quick reassurance.
-
-“Don’t be afraid. I’ll never betray you!” which Miss Polly Popple,
-overhearing, promptly carried to the awestruck ears of Miss Clara
-Smithson.
-
-“There’s a low-class girl just been in the showroom blackmailing
-Miss Pounce and gone off Heaving knows with how much hushmoney! ‘I
-won’t betray you,’ says she. And Miss Pounce looking after her, that
-distraught; you’d think she’d seen a ghost.”
-
-“Ah! my dear,” said Miss Smithson. “Retribution is gathering over that
-abandoned creature’s head.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-IN WHICH IS MANIFEST THE HAND OF THE SAINTED JULIA.
-
-
-“Oh, my Lady Kilcroney, I haven’t a moment! The most dreadful thing has
-happened!”
-
-Selina Vereker stood before the astonished Kitty. She was robed for
-Court ceremonial and looked a very splendid young woman in brocaded
-whites and silver laces. Her hair was full dressed and spread mightily
-in wings and curls. In her hand she held a posy of pink roses. But
-against all this elegance, the small countenance looked troubled; it
-was, indeed, contorted like that of a child about to cry.
-
-“I haven’t a moment,” she repeated. “The Princess Augusta expects me to
-attend her to the Duchess of Hampshire’s ball, and even now she will be
-waiting for me. But oh, my Lady, oh, my Lady, I thought I must run in
-to tell you--Sir Jasper has broken with me!”
-
-“Never say so, child! And the marriage for next Monday as ever was!”
-
-My Lady Kilcroney was in the long, narrow parlour which formed part
-of her set of rooms in St. James’s Palace. She, too, was in full fig;
-a marvel of glistening white, with the fashionable purple trimmings
-that proclaimed attachment to Royalty. The Bellairs diamonds shone on
-her throat and bodice, and diamonds shot from every angle of her piled
-and flying curls. At the Maid-of-Honour’s words she shook and sparkled
-and quivered in all her finery, looking like some magic tropical bird
-spreading out wings for battle.
-
-“The Princess Augusta is waiting for me!” cried Selina, and sobbed.
-
-“Let her wait,” quoth Kitty fiercely. She had enough familiarity with
-the Royals now to appreciate the fact that, after all, they were but
-human beings.
-
-“What has happened? Sit there and tell me this moment. Sir Jasper
-break off his engagement! Some fantastick of jealousy, sure. The man’s
-mad! Why, ’tis but this morning you showed me that wonderful knot of
-brilliants he gave you, child, on your complaining you had no fancy for
-a dead woman’s jewels.”
-
-Selina let herself fall into the chair indicated, and hid her face in
-her hands.
-
-“Oh, the disgrace!” she moaned.
-
-“It shall not be,” stormed her patroness. “You’ve dropped your roses,
-child.”
-
-“What, the roses? How--did I still hold them? Oh, my Lady, the roses,
-’tis they undid me!”
-
-“Your roses undid you? Talk plain, in the name of common sense.”
-
-“The roses undid me, Madam,” said Lady Selina, lifting up her head to
-grind her teeth at Kitty, as that lady said afterwards, for all the
-world like her little Denis at ten months old with the double ones
-coming. “How should I know that when the beautiful pink roses arrived
-they were not from Sir Jasper? and oh, my Lady, he came storming into
-my parlour, demanding to see me, and I scarce out of the hands of
-Monsieur Achille and going in to him in my wrapper, I do assure you,
-not knowing what prodigious important thing he had to say to me, and
-he, my Lady Kilcroney, scarce able to speak with the fierce rage. ‘The
-roses,’ he says, ‘where are the roses you was to wear to-night?’ And
-there they were, unpacked at his elbow before I had had time as much as
-to take them in my hand. As I’m a living woman, as I hope to be saved,
-my Lady, I, all innocence! ‘The roses?’ says I, and he falls upon them,
-and, oh, to think of it, in the very middle rose, hidden like a snake
-in the grass, was a billet. A billet, my Lady Kilcroney, I scarce know
-how to tell you--from----”
-
-“Another gentleman?” screamed Kitty, jumping to the horrid truth.
-
-“Some stranger.”
-
-“And indeed I hope so, Miss. And what was wrote in it, pray?”
-
-Selina dropped long white eyelids over those brilliant curious eyes
-of hers which never seemed to corroborate her lips, and, drawing an
-immense quivering sigh, the corners of the same pretty lips going down
-over a sob: “Oh, my Lady, the monstrous audacity of it,” she cried.
-“The creature wrote--God knows who he can be--
-
- ‘_If you wear these roses to-night, Beauteous Selina, your adorer
- will know that; whatever happens, he may still hope._’”
-
-“’Pon my word,” said Kitty.
-
-“It seems Sir Jasper had had an anonymous letter----”
-
-“Ha,” interrupted the Queen’s Lady-in-Waiting. “Now lift up your head,
-my love. ’Tis all a vile plot. An anonymous letter, say you? Why, now
-all is plain. ’Tis some base, envious creature--Heaven knows who!” said
-Kitty. “Some old flame, some wretch who wants to break the marriage for
-abominable designs of her own. Psha! Was there ever a grosser scheme?
-’Twould not take in a mouse!”
-
-“Sir Jasper will not listen to a word of reason,” complained the
-bride-elect, now unveiling the fury of her eyes. “He declares that
-there was guilt on my face; that he had long had suspicions of me.
-He vows I have been cold to him, dearest Lady Kilcroney, and that
-matters must have gone very far between me and my lover--oh, is it not
-monstrous of him?--before anyone would have dared address me in such
-familiar words.”
-
-“You need not repeat his raving to me,” cried my Lady Kilcroney
-decidedly. “Dry your eyes now, and hasten to your duty. Sir Jasper
-in his present mood may very well not come to the ball, but he
-shall render an account of his folly in this very room to-morrow
-morning, and if the marriage does not take place from my house next
-Monday as arranged, I am a Dutchwoman, as complete a Dutchwoman as
-Mrs. Schwellenberg. I can say no more. And I trust,” said Kitty,
-soliloquising as the door slammed on the Maid-of-Honour’s exit, “and
-I trust you will pay Sir Jasper back for this evening’s work in good
-ringing coin, child, once you’re Lady Selina Standish. As I have no
-doubt you will, my love--cold-hearted, capricious?--aye, he’s not so
-far out there--and fiery tempered to boot! It will give me a vast of
-pleasure to see such a buck as he proper punished and tamed!”
-
-She herself began the process with considerable conscientiousness next
-morning in that interview which Sir Jasper was ready enough to grant.
-My Lady was tired; for to be in attendance on Royalty was to make of a
-ball more of a fatigue than a diversion. She was anxious, too; for the
-Queen had heard that it was Lady Selina’s visit to Lady Kilcroney which
-had resulted in the Princess Augusta actually being kept waiting; and
-had shown displeasure at so extraordinary a breach of etiquette.
-
-Kitty had no explanation to offer. She would have died rather than hint
-at the threatening scandal. So considerable peevishness had accumulated
-to fall upon the devoted head of Sir Jasper.
-
-But at first that individual was beyond feeling anything save his own
-anguish. He roared like a wounded bull; hit his brow till the powder
-flew; thumped his chest till his vocal chords reverberated; paced the
-room, declaiming in one breath that he was infamously betrayed, and
-in the next that ’twas a just retribution for perjury to the best of
-wives. He swore that his heart was broken; never had he loved, never
-could he love woman as he loved the false, intriguing Selina. Then he
-declared that the organ in question had never been mended, but lay in
-fragments under the tombstone sacred to Julia.
-
-It was only when his passion had expended itself in exhaustion that
-my Lady was able to make herself heard. Then she dissected the value
-of the evidence upon which he proposed to take so outrageous a step.
-She exposed the folly of his jealousy, she mocked the absurdity of the
-figure he cut.
-
-“You have now,” she said, “lost the finest young lady in the kingdom.
-You were about to contract a marriage altogether beyond what a man of
-your position and birth could hope for. You a middle-aged widower, of
-no particular title--what’s a baronet?--of no such remarkable fortune,
-with certainly no good looks to commend you--you were about to espouse
-the loveliest little creature in all the world, the Queen’s favourite,
-scarce eighteen--a beauty, sir, of the first family! And on some kind
-of monstrous whimsy, arising from your own bad past--oh, of that I am
-quite certain, Sir Jasper--you have cast away this flower, and you have
-cast away with it your good name, your good fame, your own claim to be
-a gentleman! Never will that cake be eaten for your wedding with Lady
-Selina Vereker, I can promise you that! Oh, she’s out of conceit with
-you, poor child! ‘Only one thing I beg of you!’ she says to me. ‘Do not
-ask me to look at him again, for I never, never can!’ ‘Then you shall
-not,’ says I. I uphold her, sir, in her determination. ‘You’ve come
-out of this business with flying colours, my love,’ I says, ‘and the
-Queen shall hear the whole story.’ Fie, Sir Jasper, how you bellow! I
-have one last word to speak to you, sir, aye, indeed, the very last
-you shall ever hear from these lips, and that is that I scarce think
-there’s a gentleman of your friends, when it gets about the clubs, who
-would deem it worth his honour to cross swords with such as you.”
-
-She made a great flounce of silk skirts as if to withdraw, but he was
-down on his knees clutching at them; to do him justice, less affected
-by her threats and the picture she had drawn of his awful position than
-by the realisation that he had lost his bride. Never had Lady Selina
-appeared to his eyes in a light so entrancing; never did he so clearly
-perceive the worthlessness of his existence without her, as in this
-moment, when he believed he had lost her. His distress was so genuine,
-his supplications were so heartrending, that Kitty Kilcroney could not
-but let herself be mollified. She exacted every possible pledge of
-future good conduct, she obtained the completest retractation, the most
-abject and repeated apologies before sending for Selina.
-
-When this young lady appeared Sir Jasper was put to another half-hour
-of torture ere he was re-admitted to favour; and even then the bride
-remained cold and unresponsive, and looked with a hard glitter in her
-eyes from one to the other, as if she had by no means forgiven her
-betrothed, and was scarce grateful to my Lady Kilcroney for her share
-in the reconciliation.
-
-She had that moment, she informed him, sent the parcel containing Sir
-Jasper’s presents, including the betrothal ring, by a trusted hand to
-his house; she vowed she considered matters vastly well as they stood;
-both would yet repent a return to the old terms.
-
-Sir Jasper did not kneel to Selina. He behaved, Kitty thought, with a
-better dignity than she could have expected and also more intelligence.
-He promised perfect confidence in the future and a rope of pearls;
-the most tender forbearance in all difficulties and emerald earrings;
-the unswerving devotion of a manly heart and six Catalonian horses to
-the finest coach woman ever drove in. He furthermore volunteered to
-double his wife’s pin-money, and altogether, as Lady Kilcroney informed
-her Denis afterwards, made a more graceful leg out of the business
-than could have been imagined from the gross fashion in which he had
-cantered in.
-
-Lady Selina at length allowed an inert hand to lie in his clasp, and
-even permitted him to touch an averted cheek in token of her pardon;
-and it was an extremely chastened buck that wended his way out of
-St. James’s Palace in the direction of Bond Street, and it was a
-tremendous sigh of relief that my Lady Kilcroney heaved.
-
-“Now child,” quoth she, “as Mr. Shakespeare hath it, ‘All’s well that
-ends well.’ But do not make the mistake of keeping up your frigid airs
-too long. The real way to treat the wretches is to grant a little from
-time to time, and demand a great deal.”
-
-“I’m much obliged to you, I’m sure, ma’am, for your kind interest,”
-said Lady Selina, and dropped her white eyelids over her audacious cold
-eyes.
-
- “_There has been another elopement_,” wrote Miss Burney, the Queen’s
- reader, to her sister, “_and you would never believe, my dearest
- Susan, who and in what circumstances. Lady Selina Vereker was, you
- know, to wed Sir Joseph Standish, that handsome widower (scarce
- indeed a year widowed of his poor Julia; men are strange things! I
- met her once, she was a very elegant woman). Lady Selina was, as
- I say, dear Susan, to wed Sir Jasper this actual next Monday, and
- my Lady Kilcroney who, as you know, hath the kind of good nature
- that is for ever interfering in other people’s affairs, was to give
- the breakfast at her own mansion in Hertford Street. ’Twas said
- she made the match. ’Tis quite certain she recommended the young
- lady at Court. She must be vastly sorry on both these accounts now.
- Princess Augusta was to go to the wedding (the bride being her own
- Maid-of-Honour); and altogether it is an odd, unpleasant business, as
- you will hear. Last night, then, Lady Selina attended the Royals to
- the Opera House. ’Twas to be her last duty of the kind, and she was
- ablaze, my dear, they tell me, with Sir Jasper’s jewels. The poor man
- was infatuated. I cannot but pity him. She stood behind the Princess
- Augusta in the box as usual, and no one knows the exact moment of her
- disappearance. ’Tis positive she was present at the beginning of the
- third act. Then all attention was turned to the stage, and at the end
- of it she was nowhere to be found! Conceive it, my dearest Susan, to
- choose such a manner and such company, for such a proceeding! To me
- it is beyond imagination; but, from the letter she left behind her,
- there can be, alas! no mistake. The young gentleman for whom she has
- shown her preference in so singular a fashion, is, it seems, a person
- of no note at all; a mere officer of the Marines, by name Simpson,
- with scarce any fortune beside his pay. The whole affair leaves one
- in a state of amaze, and I verily believe the world is going mad._”
-
-On the morning following the fatal evening just described, my Lady
-Kilcroney was awakened from very agreeable slumbers by the urgency of
-Miss Lydia Pounce, who, placing a letter on the bed, begged in a tone
-so important that her ladyship should wake up and read it at once, that
-Kitty, omitting to scold, forthwith proceeded to obey.
-
-“Lady Selina’s woman also brought a large case, my Lady. I’ve left it
-in the ante-chamber.”
-
-Kitty was in Hertford Street, making ready in sweet security for the
-wedding festivities; yet not so secure but that her heart misgave her
-from the first moment of the matutinal summons; it hardly needed the
-mention of Lady Selina’s name to confirm her instant suspicions. Yet
-she was ill-prepared, as she herself averred to all and sundry later,
-for such a revelation of mixed baseness, ingratitude and idiocy.
-
- “_You have taken so kind an interest in my affairs, my dear Lady
- Kilcroney_,” wrote the Maid-of-Honour, “_that I wish you to be the
- first to hear that by the time this reaches you I shall have become
- the wife of Lieutenant Simpson of the Royal Marines. ’Tis no sort of
- match for me, I am well aware, but I prefer him so infinitely to Sir
- Jasper Standish that, seeing no other way out of it, I have yielded
- to his solicitations. You may perhaps remember that when we were with
- Their Majesties at Brighton last month, there was a young man who
- used to stand on the Parade and stare as we went by. That was Mr.
- Simpson. From the moment I had accepted Sir Jasper--and indeed, it
- was scarce fair to put such pressure on me, and me so young--I knew I
- had made a great mistake. And oh, Heaven knows, how I tried to induce
- him to break it off! When I had succeeded at last--for ’twas I who
- wrote the anonymous letter about the roses, and ’twas I placed the
- billet-doux inside the rose (I still think ’twas a very ingenious
- trick), if it had not been for you all would have gone well. No one
- would have blamed me, as you told Sir Jasper yourself, but you would
- interfere, my Lady, and you brought it on again. And now, if you
- please, will you explain matters to Sir Jasper? I am sending the
- jewels to you that you may give them back. And oh, I am so glad to be
- free of him, and of them, and of Court I can’t tell you! Oh, pray do
- not try your hand at match-making again, my Lady, for indeed you have
- no talent for it._
- “_Your obedient servant,_
- “_Selina Soon-to-be-Simpson_.
-
- “_I am sorry to treat my fat, good-natured Royal so. She was a kind
- piece. But ’tis a vile life._”
-
-“And oh, oh, ’tis she is a vile piece! Simpson! Let her be Simpson to
-the end and die an old woman!”
-
-Kitty was more outraged, more incensed, more profoundly disturbed
-than she had ever known herself. Why, indeed, had she meddled with
-match-making, and who would be looked on coldly over such scandal at
-Court, but she? all innocence, kind heart and good nature! She had half
-a mind to send in her resignation and have done with it.
-
-As for Sir Jasper, he was well served, for an odious, bullying, stupid
-fellow, who couldn’t make himself agreeable when he had the chance of
-his life! _She_ put herself out any more for him? _She_ expose herself
-to the unpleasantness of breaking the news to him? Not Kitty, not my
-Lady Kilcroney.
-
-The little woman made up her mind in a minute. She would go out of
-town. It was fine April weather. Bath would be at its best. She
-preferred it out of the season.
-
-She would pass on the jilt’s letter to Sir Jasper. Lydia should call a
-hackney coach and go round with it and the jewels at once.
-
-“And I shall add a line,” thought Kitty, “that will prevent him from
-coming to seek sympathy from me!”
-
- “_When you have perused the letter of Lady Selina, by this time
- Simpson, dear Sir Jasper_,” she wrote, “_perhaps you will feel as
- I do, that what has plucked you apart has not been either your
- indelicate behaviour or the young lady’s capriciousness, but the hand
- of your sainted Julia_.”
-
-It was fortunate that there was no one in the room to hear the awful
-words that escaped Sir Jasper’s lips when he came to this. What fell
-from them was the blasphemy: “Damn Julia!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-IN WHICH A WONDERFUL BIT OF LUCK COMES OUT OF MISS POUNCE’S BANDBOX FOR
-SOMEBODY ELSE
-
-
-Miss Pamela Pounce, having inadvertently marred a most desirable
-alliance and incidentally assisted a mad elopement, told herself that
-it was a sad, tiresome world in which love brought trouble to high and
-low, and that the best thing a woman of intelligence could do, was to
-put such stuff out of her head and be grateful that she could work.
-
-“Dear, to be sure,” Pamela wondered, “how did people get along at
-all who hadn’t some honest occupation to keep their silly minds off
-themselves?”
-
-’Twas only to be expected that she should have such fretful faces to
-suit with heads and hats; disappointed mothers coming to complain that
-Miss’s toque was the wrong shade of blue, passionate damsels vowing
-that the very sight of a pink rosette made them sick.
-
-Pamela could read “as if it was wrote in print,” as she said herself,
-the fluctuations of many an _amourette_, many a well-laid matrimonial
-scheme. Where her art might help she was ready with the most obliging
-disinterestedness; when failure had followed on her best efforts she
-took the despite of her disappointed clients with the utmost philosophy.
-
-It was well that she was philosophic, for her own poor misplaced
-romance was going singularly ill; so ill, indeed, that it might be said
-to have dwindled down to nothing at all.
-
-After his tender and respectful farewell to her on the night of Sir
-Jasper Standish’s Christmas ball, Pamela had hardly seen anything
-more of her once too ardent admirer. She told herself that ’twas all
-as it should be; he now understood the kind of girl she was; and his
-present attitude showed more true affection for her than his former
-light-minded persecution.
-
-If she had been born his equal, or if she had not been, humble as she
-was, a creature of principle, what could have parted them? for if ever
-there had been love----
-
-Pamela was very valiant, and kept her courage up with such reflections.
-And she found considerable distraction in her work, and quite a fund
-of consolation in the increased success which it was bringing to her.
-But when events enabled her to coax a bit of happiness to someone else,
-through the witchery of her talents, it was more real satisfaction to
-her than the tot of the weekly accounts.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Hats for these young ladies, Madam? Yes, Madam.”
-
-“A hat for this young lady,” said Lady Amelia Vibart, severely.
-
-She looked disapprovingly at Miss Pamela Pounce. She disapproved on
-principle of anyone whom she considered her inferior, and when a person
-belonging to the working classes was presuming enough, not only to have
-good looks, but to make the most of them, Lady Amelia considered it a
-direct attack on the prerogatives of those destined by Providence to
-hold a higher station. Only that she had been recommended to Madame
-Mirabel’s shop as the one place positively, in the whole town, where
-any self-respecting woman of fashion could get herself a hat to be
-called a mode, she would have walked out of the showroom at the mere
-sight of this creature, so tall and self-possessed, so white and
-ruddy, clothed in garments that fitted an indecently fine figure to
-positively scandalous nicety, a creature who moved as if _she_ were
-the condescending party, and carried taper hands each side of her
-waist-ribbon, not exactly akimbo, but with an air--yes, in very truth,
-an air of independence.
-
-Miss Pounce looked at her visitors reflectively; a high-nosed, haughty,
-short, stout lady, flanked on either side by two tall daughters, the
-one beautiful, astoundingly so, a perfect miracle of loveliness;
-and the other--plain. No doubt about that; pleasant, bright-eyed,
-witty-looking, but plain.
-
-“A hat for Miss?” said the milliner, her glance resting upon the less
-favoured but unmistakably the elder damsel.
-
-The high-nosed lady tossed her head.
-
-“Certainly not,” she said with a glare. Here she pushed the beauty
-forward, “For this young lady.”
-
-She looked round for a chair, let herself subside on a velvet stool,
-obsequiously advanced by Polly Popple, and began to talk very volubly
-and pompously.
-
-“I have been told that you have very good taste. What can you suggest
-for my daughter? Perhaps I had better tell you I am Lady Amelia Vibart.
-The Duchess of Queensberry has recommended you. I am sure that I shall
-find that you deserve her kind recommendation. I trust that you will.
-It is not my custom to come to shops myself, I generally expect to be
-served in my own house, but the Duchess advised me--this is Miss Jane
-Vibart. I think you must have heard of Miss Jane Vibart.”
-
-She paused, inflating her nostrils and fixing an ox-like stare upon the
-young woman, who really seemed quite independent.
-
-Pamela turned her attentive gaze upon Miss Jane Vibart. It was
-perfectly true that she had heard of her, for there was a great
-deal of talk in the particular distinguished circle that patronised
-Madame Mirabel on the subject of the beautiful Miss Vibart. Something
-superlative, overwhelming, an absolute miracle, she was proclaimed to
-be; but the head milliner preferred something with a little more life
-and mind in it, herself. She betrayed by no sign that she recognised
-the overwhelming favour and opportunity that was here bestowed upon
-her, but inclined her head sideways, after the most elegant millinery
-convention, and said: “Indeed, Madam? Certainly, my Lady,” as if these
-were any ordinary new customers.
-
-Lady Amelia snorted, took an immense breath, and burst into fresh
-volubility with, if possible, an increased pompousness.
-
-“It is of high importance, you understand, that Miss Jane Vibart should
-be suited in the finest taste, I must request you to give your earnest
-attention to the matter. Stand forward, Jane, have I not already told
-you to stand forward? And you, sit down, Sarah. You’re in everybody’s
-way. Now, young woman, what do you suggest? I want something of
-distinction; girlish, you understand, but absolutely elegant. Everyone
-will be looking to see what Miss Jane Vibart is wearing. ’Tis Miss Jane
-Vibart’s first appearance upon the Windsor Walk. I think it will be
-very good business for you if you suit her. It will bring you a great
-many orders. I trust you will consider that, young woman, and represent
-it to your employer.”
-
-“Excuse me, your Ladyship,” said Miss Pounce, when Lady Amelia stopped
-for want of breath, “I am sure, speaking for Madame Mirabel, that she
-will be duly conscious of your Ladyship’s land patronage, which we
-shall do our best to deserve--Miss Popple, bring me the primrose set,
-if you please,” and as the assistant sped away, Pamela looked out of
-the window and remarked that it was a fine day. Now it was exactly
-according to the best tradition of shop etiquette that the customer’s
-attention should be respectfully distracted during an enforced wait, by
-some polite conversation; and, indeed, most of Miss Pounce’s ladies had
-a good deal to say and a good deal to listen to, when fortune favoured
-them with a quiet moment in Miss Pounce’s company, but Lady Amelia
-gazed upon the milliner with an arrogance that marked her repressive
-intention, and then turned her head away and told Sarah to give her
-seat to Jane or the child would look a fright for the rout to-night.
-
-“Dear, to be sure,” thought Miss Pounce, “to see that poor piece jump
-up, and her younger sister take her seat, all as if it were the most
-natural thing in the world, if _that_ don’t tell a tale! I wish ’twas
-the plain one I had the hatting of, I’d get some credit out of it.
-Why, if you put a sun bonnet on the beauty there, she’d look out of
-it, no more nor less than the same handsome doll--you’ve dropped your
-_mouchoir_, Miss.”
-
-Pamela handed the elder Miss Vibart back her useful linen handkerchief
-with a movement as deferential as if it had been the finest gossamer
-and valenciennes; and that young person took it with a pleasant smile,
-blew her nose in it lustily, and thrust it into her reticule, no whit
-ashamed of its sensible quality.
-
-“That’s the girl for my money,” thought the observant shopwoman.
-
-What a world in miniature was this showroom of hers! Pamela had already
-seen many a comedy, many a drama played out in it. Here was a case of
-Cinderella on the wrong sister. A shame it was to treat a nice young
-lady so, because she happened to have a little pug nose and a wide
-mouth.
-
-“La! Miss Popple, give me that. (One would think you’d had to go to
-Paris for it.) And straight from Paris it is, my Lady, and all the
-trouble in the world to get it through, things being as they are over
-there--as straight,” said Miss Pounce, turning up her fine eyes, “as
-any confection in this establishment. The newest idea, Madam. Hat, robe
-and trimmings, down to the parasol all complete, all in harmony, as you
-perceive. The ve--ry lat--est id--e--a,” said the milliner, dropping
-her syllables one by one, spreading the flounces and frills over a
-chair and poising the hat on her clenched hand. “Ex--qui--site, that’s
-the word, isn’t it, Miss? O, it will become either of your young ladies
-to perfection. The embroidered lawn, very delicate, very girlish,
-Madam. Absolutely correct for a young lady that’s a _débutante_. Not
-white, Oh, no, your Ladyship, cream. Pull up the blinds over there,
-Miss Popple.--Cream, a shade deeper than ivory, and the pale green
-ribbons, the blonde, your Ladyship sees, just flung over the hat and
-fastened with this bunch of primroses. Did your Ladyship ever behold
-anything more fanciful and pretty? I would not put a bit of ribbon
-or set another pin into that hat,” said Miss Pounce, “not if you was
-to offer me a thousand pounds to do it! Oh, Paris ma’m. Yes, ma’am.
-Hot from Paris if one can use such a word for a thing so cool and
-April-like. Any young girl,” said Miss Pounce, not without a spice of
-malice, “would be noted in such attire.”
-
-“O Mamma,” said Jane. It was the first time she had spoken. She was
-gazing at her reflection in the mirror, crowned by the wonderful hat.
-Her voice was awestruck, as if she were overwhelmed by the sight of her
-own loveliness.
-
-Lady Amelia pursed her lips, and then with some tartness bade her
-daughter turn round. As she obeyed, Miss Pounce seized the vapoury
-gown and cunningly held it up against the young lady’s figure. A kind
-of maternal greed obviously struggled with prudence in Lady Amelia’s
-heart. She gaped meltingly, then frowned, put her finger to her lip.
-
-“Miss could try them all on,” insidiously suggested Pamela Pounce.
-
-“O Mamma,” said Miss Jane Vibart, and:
-
-“O Mamma,” cried her sister. “Jenny looks a perfect picture in that
-hat, and I’m sure the dress is the most lovely thing I’ve ever laid
-eyes on. It would be a sin and a shame not to get them for her.”
-
-But Lady Amelia was not so swiftly moved to decision. The garment
-was tried on and the beautiful Jane was turned and twisted in every
-direction; while her mother hummed and ha-ed and criticised.
-
-“I’m not so sure I like the green waist-ribbon, no, nor the primroses,
-neither, mere hedgerow flowers. A nice artificial garden rose, now,
-and a good blue taffety sash.”
-
-“O Mamma,” protested the plain Miss Vibart in tones of anguish.
-
-“I couldn’t do it, your Ladyship,” said Pamela, with a slightly
-heightened colour, deftly whisking the hat from the fair head and
-motioning her underling to conduct the patient back behind the screen.
-
-“It’s the primrose and the green--your Ladyship will excuse me--that
-makes the real Parisian elegance of this gown. If your Ladyship
-requires ordinary English taste, there’s Madame Flouncer’s in Clarges
-Street, a very respectable firm, very respectable indeed, as I’ve heard
-tell, where your Ladyship would find herself better suited.”
-
-“Upon my word, young woman!” spluttered Lady Amelia.
-
-“Yes, you may toss your old head, and sniff and snort, my Lady Amelia,”
-thought the shopwoman, remaining herself quite imperturbable, save for
-that deepening colour, “but you’ll not come it over me with your high
-nose and your country taste, and you needn’t think it.”
-
-They gazed upon each other steadily for nearly a minute, then the
-dowager’s glare wavered.
-
-“It’s an original effect of colour, I’ll say that,” she said weakly,
-“and--does that parasol go with it?”
-
-Miss Pounce took up the minute article in question, shook out the
-fringe, opened it, and held it gracefully at divers angles.
-
-“An ivory handle, your Ladyship perceives, cream _poult de soie_ of
-the first quality, the sarcenet lining beautifully gathered, isn’t it,
-Miss? a deeper shade of primrose, so becoming to the complexion, and
-such a background for the powder--really as never was.”
-
-“An ivory handle,” said Lady Amelia, pulling a long upper lip, “and
-fringe and what not! Absurd extravagance for a girl.”
-
-“It goes with the whole inspiration, my Lady. A cheap parasol or a
-wrong colour would--Foh! would destroy it all.”
-
-After which Lady Amelia fell to haggling. She demanded a personal
-interview with Madame Mirabel. She declared that the advantage to the
-firm of clothing the beautiful Miss Jane Vibart, if not sufficient
-compensation in itself, ought to make a considerable difference in the
-charges made.
-
-Miss Pounce regretted that Madame Mirabel was not visible. Madame
-Mirabel could not be troubled on these matters. She who spoke was
-solely responsible for the department. She regretted that she could
-not regard the favour of clothing Miss Jane Vibart otherwise than
-as a business transaction. What was the price? Nothing! Twenty-five
-guineas--given away! Oh, no, my Lady, she did not think she could
-use up a square of her ladyship’s old Honiton instead of the blonde.
-No, nor make it twenty guineas and throw in the parasol. It was
-a tremendous contest. Lady Amelia haggled with a zest and energy
-that spoke of long practice and an actual enjoyment of the process.
-Miss Pounce’s cheeks were flaming when the transaction was at last
-concluded, and she had after all gracefully conceded a reduction of
-five pounds.
-
-(“And let it be a lesson to you, my dear,” she said to Miss Popple
-afterwards. “And when you see a customer come in with that kind of an
-air about her, put it up to her at once. What was the set marked at,
-Miss Popple, dear? Eighteen? You don’t say? Well, let that be a lesson
-to you.”)
-
-“And do you want nothing for Miss?” enquired the astute milliner,
-turning with a kind smile to the plain girl. “I’ve a positive sweet of
-a Tuscan straw with cornflowers, and a blue muslin. It would suit Miss
-to a charm. Very reasonable.”
-
-Lady Amelia, one stout foot poised for departure--she had a high
-aristocratic action suited to her nose--paused.
-
-“Cheap? did you say?” she questioned.
-
-“Miss Popple, the blue muslin and the assorted _chapeau_.”
-
-Lady Amelia gazed through her eyeglass and Pamela rejoiced to see that
-she hesitated. Colour and sparkle had risen to the plain Miss Vibart’s
-cheeks, and the flash of joy brought out all kinds of beauties;
-dimples, and tiny smile waves, and an archness in the curve of that too
-wide mouth over milk white teeth.
-
-“_Chapeau_ and _robe_,” she said emphatically, “for you, my Lady, since
-your Ladyship has already so generously patronised us, and not to
-disappoint the young lady, eight guineas. Pray Miss, let my Lady see
-you in the hat.”
-
-Her hands lifted to her country straw, Sarah Vibart paused, looked at
-her mother, and the light died out of her eyes.
-
-“Jane, you will want another gown,” muttered Lady Amelia. “And blue was
-always your colour.”
-
-“O Mamma,” said Jane, with a smile of joy that made her for the moment
-quite exasperatingly lovely.
-
-It was that smile that settled her in Miss Pounce’s opinion.
-
-“Of all the mean, unnatural girls! ’Tis a shame, I call it, a shame!”
-thought she.
-
-If her business conscience would have allowed her, she would have
-placed the Tuscan on the beauty’s head, and contrived to give the curls
-a good tweak as she did so. But as it was, she masked her feelings
-by handing the garments to her underling, loftily commanding: “You
-carry on with the order, Miss Popple. Regretting Madam, I have an
-appointment,” and sweeping majestically away.
-
-As she did so, she in her turn dropped a pocket handkerchief, quite a
-dainty little article with an embroidered P. and a delicate edge of
-lace, smelling too of the lavender with which the Kentish mother kept
-her elegant town daughter liberally supplied.
-
-The plain Miss Vibart made a plunge and picked it up.
-
-“Good God, Sarah!” cried Lady Amelia, the exclamation jerked out of her
-by a proceeding so very unbecoming.
-
-“Thank you, Miss,” said Pamela, looking into the candid green eyes,
-that refused to acknowledge the rising tears. “I hope some day I’ll
-have the dressing of you, and ’twill be a pleasure and privilege.”
-
-“Jane,” cried her mother angrily, “don’t stand staring, and if you poke
-like that I might as well throw all the money into the sea. Try on
-the hat this minute, and you may tell Madame Mirabel--you--you young
-woman--that I consider it very impertinent of the person who presides
-over the department to go away like this; a vast bit of disrespect, and
-I’ve half a mind to cancel my orders. Hold your tongue, Jane. I would,
-if it were not that it might hurt the Duchess’s feelings.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-In spite of Lady Amelia’s censure, it was scarce a fortnight afterwards
-when a very small page boy brought a very large folded sheet to Madame
-Mirabel’s shop, marked immediate, which he was enjoined to deliver
-straight into the hands of Miss Pounce. This document ordered with
-equal imperativeness and urgency, that Madame Mirabel’s principal woman
-should instantly proceed to 6a, Queen Street, bringing a selection of
-heads suitable for Miss Jane Vibart’s wear that night at the masked
-ball at Hampshire House. “_It is very important that the principal
-woman should come HERSELF._” This was heavily underlined. “_Lady Amelia
-Vibart must insist on her personal attendance._”
-
-“Hoighty, Toighty,” said Miss Pounce, and stood looking down at the
-page with one hand on her hip, eyelids drooping, a quizzical smile, and
-a tilted chin.
-
-“And how’d it be if I can’t give up my Duchesses and Marchionesses
-to whom I’ve been engaged for goodness gracious knows how long?
-There, trot along, and tell my Lady I’ll do my best, seeing she’s so
-pressing! Yes, yes. I’ll come. And shut your mouth, little boy, in the
-name of Heaven, or you’ll be picked up for a frog and brought to the
-Royal Aquarium.”
-
-Number 6a, Queen Street was a small narrow house wedged in between
-two larger residences; one of those domiciles that seem made for the
-impecunious fashionable. Miss Pounce serenely preceded Madame Mirabel’s
-liveried porter who negotiated an alarming array of bandboxes, not
-without some bumpings, up the narrow stairs, in the wake of the country
-footman. On the second floor landing she ordered the important chattels
-to be deposited, and bidding the porter have a hackney in half an hour,
-stood a monument of composure while the country footman knocked at the
-panels of the door.
-
-There was a clamour within, voices, among which Lady Amelia’s didactic
-tones could easily be distinguished, objurgations, lamentations, sobs.
-The footman invited Miss Pounce by a leer to share the joke, knocked
-louder, and at an exasperated “Come in,” flung open the door. As Pamela
-entered the long, dingy bedroom a silence fell.
-
-The beauty was sitting in an arm-chair by the empty fire-place, her
-face buried in her hands, evidently in tears; the elder sister was
-bending over her with a countenance of concern, while in the background
-stood a frightened-looking elderly maid, her finger to her lip.
-
-“Come in, come in!” repeated Lady Amelia, bursting into speech. “Shut
-the door. I’m sorry to have troubled you, I’m sure. No. I don’t want
-the bandboxes. Miss Jane Vibart cannot possibly go out to-night. She
-has most successfully contrived to make such a spectacle of herself
-that I doubt if she will be able to show again for the rest of the
-season.”
-
-“Oh, Mamma!” exclaimed the elder daughter in reproachful accents.
-“’Tisn’t Jenny’s fault!”
-
-“You’ll not say it’s mine, I trust?” retorted a deeply annoyed parent,
-and, as the beauty lifted her face, Pamela saw that it was indeed
-disfigured almost out of recognition by that distressing if not
-alarming complaint, the toothache. The poor girl’s left cheek was
-swollen to comicality.
-
-Jane Vibart, with a loud boo-hoo, buried her head in her handkerchief
-again, and Sally, with a championship which Pamela thought the younger
-ill deserved, protested: “But Mamma, Mr. Tugwell hurt her so dreadfully
-last time, that poor Jenny was terrified----”
-
-“Foh! I’ve no patience with her,” stormed the lady. “She’ll have to
-have it out now, and ’twill hurt her a vast deal more. Provoking
-creature, and it is so important, so particularly important that she
-should go to-night. Well, Miss, if you lose your chance of the match
-of the year, you’ve none but yourself to blame, and let that be a
-comfort to you. Pray, young woman, did you not hear me say I should not
-require your goods? O! I could shed tears of vexation, and it all so
-neatly planned! The Duchess herself would have seen that you took the
-floor with Mr. W., and says she to me: ‘The child has but to unmask
-at supper, and I think we may say ’tis as good as done.’ Mr. W., his
-uncle’s heir, and such a personable, worthy young man, by all accounts,
-and looking to be settled. Well, well! Meeking, take Miss Jane to her
-apartment, and tell Mrs. Martha to apply the leeches. ’Tis time for me
-to be dressing.”
-
-Whether rendered irritable by pain, or overwhelmed by disappointment at
-the probable loss of Mr. W., or goaded by the thought of the leeches,
-certain it is that the afflicted daughter broke out with a passion
-which amazed Miss Pounce so much that she turned on the threshold to
-stare, and perhaps even admire.
-
-The beauty declared that Mamma was a nasty unkind thing, and that she
-herself wished she was dead.
-
-“Jane!” cried Lady Amelia, in a voice of thunder. “Sarah, take your
-sister away.”
-
-Ere the sobbing girl, advancing in three totters and a stop to gasp,
-could reach the door, Lady Amelia bethought herself of a fitting
-punishment which spoke volumes for the matron’s methods of education.
-
-“Your sister shall go in your place to-night. Yes, Jane, not another
-word. I have quite made up my mind. Sarah, get ready to accompany me.”
-
-Pamela slipped out of the room after the girls, and was witness on
-the landing of a small fraternal scene which confirmed her previous
-opinion of the lovely Jane. This aggrieved maiden first nearly fell
-over the bandboxes, and then was seized by such a convulsion of rage
-and jealousy at sight of them, that, shaking herself free of Sarah’s
-encircling arm, she slapped and pinched her sister, and then, at
-Pamela’s horrified interference, dashed up the staircase to her own
-chamber.
-
-“’Pon my word,” thought the milliner, “Mr. W. may have had the
-escape of his life! A doll lined with a vixen! ’Tis the most dismal
-combination. Don’t cry, Miss,” she went on aloud, as Sarah sniffed
-into her useful pocket handkerchief, “don’t cry, there’s a dear young
-lady! Let me come in your room with you, and see what I’ve got in these
-boxes. You shall look nice to-night, or my name’s not Pamela Pounce.”
-
-Now Sarah’s chamber happened to be a narrow slit at the back of her
-mother’s apartment, for of course Beauty had to be well lodged, no
-matter how pokily plain Miss Sarah might fare.
-
-Nipping a bunch of bandboxes dexterously in each hand, Pamela bundled
-after the astonished Cinderella into her dingy little cell.
-
-“As for the price, Miss, bless you,” she whispered breathlessly, with
-her back against the door. “You’ll pay me when you’re married.” Then
-she smacked her lips as if the dish of her choice were spread before
-her. “I don’t know when I’ve took to anyone as I’ve took to you. La!
-We must have candles though, your window giving on a shaft as I see,
-and being, so to speak, worse than none. But I’d rather dress a lady
-by candlelight, any day in the year. And what was you thinking of
-wearing, Miss?”
-
-“O dear, I’m sure I don’t know!” cried Sarah. “My muslins are dreadful
-washed out, and Mamma said I must do with her mauve Tabby made over,
-for she couldn’t afford to dress two----”
-
-Here there came a knock at the door, and Meeking, the drab elderly
-maid, entered, carrying a white silk brocade gown, powdered over with
-little rosebuds.
-
-“My Lady says you’re to wear this, Miss Sally, and I’m mortal glad,”
-added the woman, dropping her voice and looking, as if for support, at
-the milliner, “that you should come to your rights once in a while! Too
-bad the way this pore young lady’s put upon, Miss. There! I’ve said it
-now, and I’m glad of it. Her Ladyship’s just given me notice. I wish I
-could dress you, Miss Sally, I do indeed, but I’ve got to go back to
-your Mamma this instant minute.”
-
-“Don’t you put yourself out, Ma’am,” cried Miss Pounce, sweetly. “I’ll
-help your young lady with all the pleasure in life! I was just about to
-show her the heads I brought on approval.”
-
-“Ah!” said the Abigail darkly, as she withdrew, “there’s heads enough
-in this house to-night, and that’s the truth!”
-
-“I hardly like, though,” exclaimed Sarah, “to wear poor Jenny’s
-clothes.”
-
-“Why, you’re a sweet creature!” The milliner shook out the glistening
-folds. “’Twill suit you, Miss----”
-
-“Oh, my ugly face!”
-
-“Ugly! As far as that comes to, Miss Vibart, there’s ugly beauties,
-and there’s charming--well, charming uglinesses, since that’s your own
-word. I’d never call a lady ugly who’d so fine a figure, and so bright
-an eye--and if your mouth is a bit wide, Miss, sure your teeth are a
-picture; and if your nose is a trifle snub, there’s something so merry
-and arch in the way it cocks when you smile, that I for one would not
-have you different. I vow I would not!”
-
-Pamela was in the act of passing the Beauty’s fine gown over
-Cinderella’s shoulders, and as she twitched it into place she proceeded
-with fresh energy.
-
-“What’s the matter with you, Miss, is that you’ve been so set aside
-that you’re afraid to smile and be merry. Let yourself go to-night, and
-you’ll see----”
-
-“Why, ’twill be right enough,” said Sarah ruefully, “so long as I’m
-masked--all the dancing ladies are to be masked, you know. I’m not
-afraid but I can hold my own then. ’Tis the thought that all the while
-people are looking at me they’re saying ‘poor girl,’ and comparing me
-with sister. However I may get on with my partner at the rout to-night,
-the moment I take off my mask----”
-
-“Now, don’t go for to say that, Miss! You haven’t seen the head
-I’ve got in this bandbox. One would think,” cried the milliner
-enthusiastically, “that your good angel had inspired me, for I’ve got
-here the very mode to match Miss Jane’s brocade and to suit you. Well,
-there! there won’t be no gentleman at the ball to-night, wishing you
-was your sister. I’ll take my oath o’ that.”
-
-And indeed, when some twenty minutes later the plain Miss Vibart
-contemplated her image in the glass, she conceded that she might
-very well hold her own. By a couple of twists of clever fingers,
-Pamela Pounce had contrived to loosen and display her curls to an
-advantage hitherto undreamt of. When a hairdresser was called in, his
-services were not wasted on Sarah. And the “head”; what an exquisite
-indescribable trifle, and how becoming! The twist of silver tissue as
-light as the most delicate cloud, the single hint of blue, and the
-one full pink rose! It lent an ethereal aspect to the flying curls of
-powdered hair; Sarah’s small round face took a something elfin, and, as
-she smiled at herself, roguish, that made the milliner clap her hands
-and vow that she was delicious, and that her own anticipations were
-far exceeded.
-
-Sarah turned and hugged her unexpected friend before obeying her
-mother’s call.
-
-“I’ll come round to Madame Mirabel’s in the morning and tell you all
-about it. See if I don’t.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Miss Sarah Vibart looked so modest and inconspicuous as she slipped
-into Madame Mirabel’s hat shop on the thundery June morning after the
-Masked Rout at Hampshire House, that Miss Popple deemed it not worth
-her while to enquire what her pleasure might be.
-
-“Foh!” thought Polly. “Some poor country cousin on the spy for
-fashion,” for no one can be so haughty as the young person who caters
-for the high and mighty.
-
-What was her surprise to see the head milliner conclude the affairs
-of a most important dowager in perfunctory haste, with a peremptory,
-“Door, Miss Quigly,” and advance with the most urgent courtesy to the
-customer in the plain print gown, with the unmistakable home-trimmed
-hat, and the not at all pretty face underneath it!
-
-“Step with me into the dressing-room, Miss Vibart. I’ve got your
-_matinée_ ready to fit on,” said Pamela, with a knowing wink.
-
-And when the two found themselves together in the little screened off
-apartment with the big mirror, Miss Pounce scanned her companion’s face
-with the most searching anxiety. There was something in that face that
-had not been there before, an emotion between trembling joy and crucial
-doubt; a colour that fluctuated, a vague and veiled glance. And a smile
-that wavered.
-
-“Well, Miss?” panted Pamela, as the girl, letting herself fall into a
-chair, seemed to float away on a dream: “well, Miss, how did you enjoy
-of yourself? Wasn’t my head the prettiest there by a long way? I don’t
-think the Duchess herself had such a bit of real art, and I ought to
-know! I’m sure, if you only looked as you did upstairs in that little
-room when you took off your mask----”
-
-“Oh, you dear kind thing, I never took off my mask at all.”
-
-“What, Miss?”
-
-“Oh, I couldn’t!”
-
-“Of all the pities! There, I might as well have spared my trouble, I
-see. There ain’t a mite of use in trying to help those that won’t help
-themselves, that’s flat!”
-
-“Nay, pray, pray don’t be vexed with me! You’ve been such a friend to
-me! You’re the only friend I have! Oh, I must tell you! There’s no one
-in the world I can tell.”
-
-There was such real distress in the girl’s whole air, and at the same
-time, some pathetic hope that seemed to cast a pale beam across her
-trouble like sunshine on a gloomy day, that Pamela swallowed down her
-natural irritation and began to feel moreover that her efforts might
-prove to have been not so altogether wasted after all. More than this,
-how could she fail to be touched by the appeal: “You are my only
-friend”? Flattered, too, considering--and Pamela was far too sensible
-not to consider--the difference in their station.
-
-“Oh,” cried the plain Miss Vibart, as if the gentle look the milliner
-cast on her had been a Moses wand and the spring gushed forth under
-its touch. “Oh pity! Oh, why am I not beautiful, like Jane? I never
-envied her before--never, never--but oh, why did I go to the party at
-all? If I hadn’t known him first, if he had not been so wonderful kind
-and clever and charming and loving to talk to me, and understanding me
-so--oh, oh, and so handsome! Oh, I’d never have known what he was if
-Jane had had him first!”
-
-“There, don’t cry, you poor thing! Why, now, you said you’d tell me
-about it, Miss, and I’m sure, I think it uncommon pleasant of you,
-Miss, and I’d never take advantage--no! ’Twill be as sacred--as
-sacred--no not if I was to be drawn and quartered! But there, Miss,
-why, how do you know ’tisn’t all going to end lovely? How do you know
-the gentleman isn’t like me and wouldn’t rather have you than the
-beauty, fifty thousand times?”
-
-Here came such a lifting of swimming eyes, such a timid smile that
-Pamela thought she, for one, never wanted to see anything sweeter than
-the face of the plain Miss Vibart.
-
-And after that the confidences came, broken, halting, but explicit
-enough for such quick wits as those of Madame Mirabel’s head woman. How
-Sarah had followed her mother, with a higher heart than she had ever
-carried in her bosom to any entertainment, into the great, splendid
-ball-room of Hampshire House, safe under her mask: and they had scarce
-been there a five minutes when up comes the Duchess of Queensbury in a
-great fuss, followed by a tall young gentleman, and she says to Mamma,
-for the Duchess is Mamma’s cousin by marriage, and has remembered the
-relationship since Jane came out, for Jane, she says, is the most
-beautiful creature in the world and “so she is,” cried the loyal
-sister, breaking off her narrative with a trembling lip.
-
-“’Tis the young gentleman’s looks I want to hear about,” Miss Pounce
-interpolated skilfully. “Mr. W---- I suppose? Him your lady Mamma was
-alluding to.”
-
-“Mr. W. it was, Mr. Walsingham. And oh, he’s a person of great
-consequence, for he’s the nephew and heir of the old Marquis of
-Harborough, him that succeeded his brother, you know, and none of
-them ever married. And oh, dear, my dear friend--your name’s Pounce,
-isn’t it? I’d rather call you by your Christian name if you don’t
-mind. Pamela? Oh, I like that. Dear Pamela, I thought when the Duchess
-introduced him and he bowed and smiled I’d never seen anything so
-agreeable, nor so well looking. With such straight and honest eyes and
-so kind a smile. And the Duchess was in such a fuss, as I told you,
-she wouldn’t listen to Mamma who wanted to explain about Jane, and I
-think she’s a little deaf, too. ‘Here, Edward,’ she cries, ‘here’s
-Miss Vibart, what I’ve told you of and you’d better engage her at once,
-for once it gets about what face is behind that mask, there’ll be
-twenty clamouring for her. Oh, you’re a lucky dog,’ says she--that’s
-the way she speaks, and I think it’s rather gross, but Mamma won’t
-have it, because she’s a duchess--‘Oh, you’re a lucky dog,’ she cries,
-‘and there won’t be a buck in the room that won’t want your blood when
-midnight comes and that face is revealed.’”
-
-“Dear, to be sure,” said Pamela, with a sucking breath. “And do you
-think Mr. W.--I can’t help it, Miss, I shall always call him that:
-’tis so mysterious like--didn’t hear what your Mamma tried to tell the
-Duchess? Did he take you for your sister straight off?”
-
-An overwhelming blush spread over the plain Miss Vibart’s face.
-
-“Oh, Pamela Pounce,” she cried, “’twas very silly and cowardly of me,
-but I didn’t want him to find out. I thought for once I’d know, even on
-false pretences, what it means to be admired and courted. And oh, my
-dear creature, yes, I’ll be truthful. I liked him so much from the very
-first that I couldn’t, I couldn’t make up my mind to his going away and
-leaving me.”
-
-In the pause which ensued, the milliner discreetly waited while last
-night’s heroine once again fell into a retrospective muse. Suddenly the
-girl broke out:
-
-“’Twas the strangest thing! Our tastes met at every point. ‘Never
-think, sir,’ cries I to him, ‘to find me entertaining company, for I’m
-the veriest country mouse----’ ‘Country!’ cries he. ‘Madam, there’s no
-life for anyone but in the country to my mind. This town existence,
-what is it? How can anyone but an idiot substitute the fresh air and
-the green fields and the fine views and the wholesome activities, the
-pleasant neighbourly intercourse, for this inane round of dissipations
-in the atmosphere of smoke, the hideous confinement of brick and mortar
-and the feverish intercourse with strangers between people who can
-have naught in common, and as like as not can never meet again?’”
-
-“La,” cried Pamela, “how you remember it all, Miss! And sure, to my
-mind, ’twas scarce an auspicious opening.”
-
-“Nay, but it was, for it set me off laughing. And, cries I, an idiot
-and inane! ‘You’re vastly obliging, sir, but pray remember that I,
-at least, am subject to authority.’ ‘And so am I, madam,’ cried he,
-‘’tis by my uncle’s orders that I am in the town, so you and I may
-perhaps call ourselves the only sane people in a room full of vapidity.
-And such being the case,’ he went on, ‘you will allow me to add most
-respectfully that we scarce meet altogether as strangers, and that I
-trust our first meeting may not be the last.’”
-
-The milliner gave a whistle.
-
-“Quick work,” quoth she, “a’most like putting on the feathers before
-the straw is stitched together.”
-
-“Oh, nay indeed!” cried the other again, “we were somehow so
-comfortably at home with each other from the first! And after we had
-danced a minuet--it is not vanity on my part to say that I can dance
-and that better than dear Jane, though, to be sure, it scarce matters
-how she steps for none will look but at her face--we got on amazing in
-the figures, and afterwards better still in the talk we had together.
-Never was there such harmony of taste, I do assure you; I told him how
-vastly I preferred the country gentlemen to the town fop, and he told
-me the town young lady could never hold a candle to the fresh country
-creature that would be up betimes in the dairy, and still-room. And
-oh, a dairy is all my joy, and as to a still-room why, I scarce know
-how the time flies, once I’m in ours! Our housekeeper is very old, and
-Mamma is very kind and lets me help her. And there’s no butter half so
-good as mine in the county, and the dear cows, I love the very sight of
-them. Aye and I can milk, too. And there’s not a herb in the garden I
-don’t know the use of. And----”
-
-“Why, Miss,” said the milliner, amused, “what a mistress you’ll be of a
-country house of your own, one of these days!”
-
-“Why, that’s what he said!”
-
-“Did he indeed?” Pamela laughed out loud.
-
-“Nay, but,” the girl’s face, which had wonderfully brightened, fell;
-“You must remember he thought I was the Beauty all the time! He has
-heard about Jane. ’Tis quite clear. He is in love with her without ever
-having seen her, and that was why the more charming, the more ardent,
-respectfully ardent, he was, the more my heart sank. Though indeed I do
-think our minds were in sympathy, and to be sure, sister scarce knows
-rhubarb from angelica, or cream cheese from curds.”
-
-“Ah, if I’d been you,” said Pamela Pounce with fire, “I’d have pulled
-my mask off, Miss, and faced him and said, ‘By your tongue you’re a man
-of sense, show yourself one by your eyes.’”
-
-“Oh, you may talk,” Sarah cast a desperate upward glance at the
-kindling face: “you that’s so handsome! Little you know what it is
-to feel plain. ’Tis as I have told you, I couldn’t, aye--that’s the
-word!--face it. And so I slipped from him, even as all the assembly
-was summoned to the supper-room, and hid myself. And oh,” cried Sarah,
-between laughing and crying, “when Mamma found me at last, sitting with
-the maids among the cloaks, she was very angry first. ‘And where have
-you been?’ cries she. ‘The Duchess and Mr. W. have been looking for you
-everywhere. Mr. Walsingham’s mad after you, child,’ and oh,” here Sarah
-sobbed, “she was most angry because she thought he had liked me too
-much. And when I told her he took me for sister, ‘why,’ said she, ‘put
-on your mask this minute, Miss. And I forbid you ever to let on that
-you took Jane’s place. He has told the Duchess that you’re the most
-intelligent young woman, that your mind and your principles are all
-he could desire--believing you to be Jane of course. Things could not
-be better! His intentions are most serious!’ And now,” cried Sarah,
-drying her eyes desperately, “Sister’s had her tooth out this morning,
-and the apothecary says in a week there’ll be nothing to show for it.
-And though there’s been a message from the Duchess to say Mr. W. wished
-to call to-day, Mamma has wrote back that Jane has taken a cold at the
-masked ball and must keep her room for a few days. But oh, Pamela, when
-he comes and looks upon her--why, you can guess how it will be!”
-
-“’Tis a monstrous shame,” the partisan exclaimed. “I wouldn’t put up
-with it, Miss. And all the time ’tis yourself he’ll think he’s getting.
-You ought to up and tell him straight and let him make his choice.”
-
-But Sarah, pulling on her shabby gloves and drawing her hat over her
-red eyes, shook her head. “I couldn’t do that,” said she. “Mamma says
-if I breathe a word ’twill be the basest treachery to sister. And
-she’ll keep me out of the way,” she added under her breath.
-
-The girl then flung her arms round the milliner’s neck. Sarah was
-indeed lacking in propriety.
-
-“I’ll send back your head. ’Tis as fresh as ever. And thank you a
-million times. At least I’ve had a peep into happiness.”
-
-It was quite ten days later when Pamela Pounce received an urgent
-message from Miss Vibart to come and see her after closing hours.
-
- “_Mamma and Jane are going out and I shall be quite alone. Do come, I
- have something so strange to tell you._”
-
-Miss Pounce did not need to be bidden twice to such an appointment.
-Her warm heart had been considerably preoccupied on the subject of the
-plain Miss Vibart’s affairs.
-
-She was shown in, not to the fireless dark slit of a room overlooking
-the shaft, but to quite a comfortable small bedroom on the street.
-Sarah, in an elegant white muslin wrapper, sprang up from her
-writing-table to embrace her friend.
-
-“Yes, yes, look at me!” she cried. “I ain’t ashamed of my face to-day.
-Indeed I quite love it. Oh, I’ve just been writing to all the dear old
-people at home, my blessed old nurse and Mrs. Comfit--that’s our good
-housekeeper--to tell them--to tell them my great news! Oh, Pamela, I
-wanted to tell it by degrees and surprise you, but I can’t. ’Twill out!
-It is me he wants.”
-
-“Mr. W.?”
-
-“My own dear, darling Edward Walsingham, who else? Oh, was there ever
-such a lucky girl? Oh, Pamela! Here, sit beside me. Let me hold your
-hand. Let me hold your hand, your warm, dear hand that lifted me up,
-when I was oh, in such a pit of despond.”
-
-The two sat together on the maiden’s bed, and Pamela began to cry, as
-women will, over the tender emotions of the moment.
-
-“I’m as glad, my dear,” she said, “as glad as if you’d given me a
-hundred thousand pounds. Gladder! And, how did it come to pass?” she
-drew her sucking breath of delighted anticipation.
-
-“This morning, then--oh, when I think it was only this morning!--sister
-being quite unswollen and looking lovelier than ever, Mamma put her
-into the blue muslin--your blue muslin, you remember it?--and made
-Meeking do her hair in a new way with a black ribbon bow at the back
-and little curls, like the Duchess of Devonshire, and oh, sister did
-look lovely! And just as she was ready, up comes Joe Footman to say the
-Duchess of Queensberry and Mr. Walsingham was in the withdrawing-room.
-And Mamma takes sister by the hand and ‘Come, child,’ says she. ‘And
-if you poke when you come into the room I’ll slap you,’ (Sister does
-poke sometimes you know.) And off they go, without so much as a look
-at me. I’d been helping to dress sister, you see, holding the hairpins
-and that. And there was I in my old frumpy gown, and I just looked at
-myself in the glass and I thought: ‘You plain thing, how dare you
-be jealous of beauty, and your own sister, too! And if you cry, you
-silly creature, you’ll only make yourself plainer, so what’s the good
-of that!’ And I wouldn’t cry, dear. I picked up sister’s clothes and
-was putting them away, trying not to think. Oh, trying so hard not to
-think--of him downstairs, looking worship at Jane, when all at once up
-comes Joe Footman again. ‘And you’re to come down, Miss, you’re to come
-down this minute to the withdrawing-room. Her Ladyship has sent for
-you,’ And oh, you’ll never believe the dreadful thought that came into
-my head and how near I was saying I would not obey Mamma, for to tell
-you the truth, I thought she wanted to show off Jane with my plainness.
-But then I thought, ‘Nay, daughters must do as they’re bid,’ and I set
-my teeth and down I went, just as I was. Oh, Pamela, such an untidy,
-ill-dressed poor girl, with a sad pale face! And oh--I can hardly
-believe it myself--the moment I came into the room up he jumped--yes,
-he, Mr. W.--and I heard him cry out quite joyful: ‘Ah, I knew I could
-not be mistaken. Ah, ’tis she, ’tis she indeed!’ And then he took both
-my hands in his and kissed them one after the other very respectful.
-And says he, ‘Forgive me, Madam, forgive me! Your mother will explain.
-It has been an absurd misunderstanding. I found a treasure, and I
-thought I had lost it. Oh, forgive me if I seem too precipitate!’ And
-Jane got up and went to the window and began to tap on the pane, and
-Mamma and the Duchess looked at each other. And the Duchess said: ‘I
-congratulate you, Amelia, this is the most crazy bit of good fortune
-that ever befell a mother,’ And everything did seem rather crazy, for
-there was Mamma at one minute looking as if she could kill me and at
-the next clasping me and calling me her favourite child. And oh,”
-went on the plain Miss Vibart, “it is precipitate, but what does that
-matter, when we’re both so happy? And oh, it seems I must tell you,
-and ’tis not vanity! that the moment he saw Jane he stared and looked
-so mortal disappointed and seemed so confused, falling back two steps
-indeed, instead of coming forward, that the Duchess cried: ‘What’s
-the matter with the fellow? Ain’t she pretty enough?’ And he said:
-‘This is never the young lady to whom you introduced me at Hampshire
-House, ma’am. There is some cruel mistake here,’ he says. And oh, he
-said to me, when we were alone together a little while ago that when
-he saw that empty face--that’s what he said--that doll’s face, that
-bit of waxwork, his blood ran cold, and then says he: ‘When you came
-in!’--oh dear, I’m not dreaming!--‘When I saw your charming expressive
-countenance, full of life and spirit and wit and goodness’--he did say
-that--‘I could not hold myself back, I had to speak at once, lest I
-lose you again.’ And now,” concluded the future Marchioness, turning
-her radiant visage upon the milliner, “he’s gone to Harborough House
-to tell his uncle, and Mamma and Jane have gone out to a dinner party,
-and if you’ll help me into my frock, dear--yes, it is one of poor
-Jane’s--I’ll be ready for him when he calls back, to wish me good
-night.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE HAS DONE WITH LOVE
-
-
-Pamela Pounce was nothing if not a business woman, as her history will
-have shown. She had not only those valuable intuitions which divine the
-public taste, she had the still more priceless quality of inspiring it.
-
-Before she had completed her first year with Madame Mirabel, the
-millinery department had become the mainstay of the house; and Pamela
-felt herself in a position to hint to her employer how very much
-more it would be to their mutual advantage that she should be given
-a proprietary share in the business, than that she should set up for
-herself.
-
-Set up for herself! The mere thought of such a catastrophe put Madame
-Mirabel in such a flutter that she had to be revived with ratafia on
-the spot. There was no concession that she would not have been willing
-to make to prevent it.
-
-Pamela had prepared a scheme, which was just, fair-minded and
-practical, like herself. She was willing to invest a thousand pounds
-for the development of the department, and continue to direct the
-thriving showroom, if Madame Mirabel would admit her as partner with a
-right to half profits.
-
-A sketch of an agreement was drafted between them, drawn up by Pamela
-herself. Fortified by this document she sought her redoubtable aunt.
-
-“Now, Aunt Lydia,” said she, “here’s the opportunity of your life. You
-lend me a thousand pounds, and I’ll give you ten per cent. for three
-years and pay you back at the end of it with a bit over. And if I drop
-down dead between, you can come on Madame Mirabel.”
-
-Lydia was no fool. She was as fond of money as only such a nature can
-be, and had indeed gathered together quite a substantial hoard in her
-long years of lucrative employment. She made all the difficulties, of
-course, which the circumstances demanded, but Pamela, who saw the gleam
-of greed in her eye, knew that her cause was won from the outset.
-
-She good-humouredly consented to sign the stringent document which
-Lydia thought necessary for her safety; and to obtain Madame Mirabel’s
-signature to it also. The transaction was concluded without much more
-delay, and Miss Pamela Pounce passed from the position of underling to
-that of partner.
-
-The matter was, needless to say, kept private between Madame Mirabel
-and herself. It is never wholesome for the reputation of a business
-concern to have these conveniences of management discussed; and, for
-the mere sake of discipline where large numbers are employed and easy
-jealousies excited, no change affecting authority can be acknowledged.
-
-Miss Smithson and Miss Popple, therefore, while unable to blind
-themselves to the fact that their aged employer’s infatuation for that
-scheming Miss Pounce was more lamentably evident than ever, still
-buoyed themselves up with the hope that her true character would be
-revealed before the eyes of the too-trusting dame.
-
-Miss Sarah Vibart’s wedding order; bride and bridesmaids hats--Jane
-was chief bridesmaid, an advertisement which, as Pamela herself said,
-would have been worth paying for ten times over--brought a rush of new
-_clientèle_ to the Bond Street house. Mr. Walsingham’s wedding was the
-event of June--luckily timed before the unexpected death of the Marquis
-of Harborough--and it is scarcely too much to say that the first
-thought of every lady of fashion who received a ticket of invitation
-was: “Pounce shall make me a new hat!”
-
-Lydia, who kept a close tongue where her nest-egg was concerned,
-began to unbend considerably towards her niece. Nothing succeeds like
-success. You could scarce have dragged five shillings out of her, had
-the girl been lingering on at Tabbishaw’s, but, as matters stood, my
-Lady’s Abigail felt “warm in her inwards,” every time she thought of
-that thousand pounds which was so likely to bring a blessing upon her
-high sense of family feeling.
-
-She took to inviting Pamela to a dish of chocolate in the sewing
-parlour at Hertford Street of a Saturday afternoon, promising her also
-a plate of those queen cakes “which my Lady’s still-room maid do turn
-out rather well, and which you’re so fond of, my dear.”
-
-These invitations Pamela accepted with increasing frequency; and if
-Lydia happened to be washing her Ladyship’s best lace caps or ironing
-out her ribbons, it was only becoming, from a niece to an aunt, that
-she should lend a hand, particularly considering the money obligations
-between them.
-
-But Pamela’s real reason for presenting herself at Hertford Street lay
-so deep down that it could scarcely be said that she acknowledged it
-even to herself.
-
-She was hankering for news of Jocelyn Bellairs; and at last, by an
-artful twist of the conversation, Miss Lydia was induced to drop a
-stray word in connection with him: “that rubbish! Her Ladyship had got
-a place for him at Bristol, with an India merchant,” and she hoped to
-goodness he’d keep steady, and they’d hear no more of him.
-
-That was the first item of information which Pamela gathered for her
-starving heart. She tried to tell herself what a relief it was not to
-have him hanging about, and how splendid that he should have work, and
-how sure she was that he, so clever, would now make a way for himself,
-even as she had done. But it was poor comfort!
-
-After two Saturdays wasted, she once more heard the beloved name
-mentioned: this time again in no uncertain tones of condemnation.
-
-My Lady was so put about. Lydia hadn’t known her so upset since the day
-my Lord was took up as a highwayman; and she the widow Bellairs and he
-Denis O’Hara.
-
-“That audacious young villain! He’s been making a regular popinjay of
-himself at Bath. There’s my Lady Nan Day, recovering from the measles,
-writes: ‘Your nephew, my dear, your nephew is the rage here; driving
-the most elegant curricle you ever saw with a pair of bloods, which, my
-Philip says, make his mouth water. Has he come into a fortune or not?’
-writes my Lady Nan--and she was always a spiteful one--‘for he will
-need it,’ says she. ‘We was all mortal sorry that his horse, what he
-set such store by, failed at the Spring races.’ My Lady has wrote to
-him,” pursued Lydia, her green eyes maliciously fixed upon her niece,
-“to explain, for goodness gracious sake, ‘for unless he’s robbed the
-mail, Lydia,’ says she, ‘or been more successful on the highway than
-my poor Denis’--and that was what put it into my head, Pamela, my
-love--‘I’m very much afraid,’ she says, ‘’tis his master’s strong box
-he’s been at, and that will spell prison,’ she says, ‘and the name so
-well known.’ Oh, the shame of it!”
-
-“Shame indeed!” cried Pamela, her glance flashing back at Lydia’s
-taunt; she knew very well what gave such extra zest to these tales; but
-she, Pamela, was not one to wear her heart on her sleeve for an old
-magpie to peck at.
-
-On the following Saturday she saw from the first moment she crossed the
-threshold that Lydia was big with news, unpleasant enough to make her
-bursting to tell it.
-
-Pamela was past mistress of exasperating tactics herself, and there was
-some very pretty fencing between the two, by which Lydia was forced to
-restrain her old-maidish desire to plant a dagger in the bosom of the
-younger maid. Pamela had so much to discourse about on the new Turban
-mode, and the last letter from Madame Eglantine to Madame Mirabel.
-
-“Poor thing, she’s in all the states, what with these new dreadful
-doings and the insolence of the people, and Ildefonse letting his hair
-grow and going out to clubs o’ night to talk blasphemy. Ugh!” said
-Pamela, “I never could abide that man.” And my Lady Amelia Vibart,
-haggling over the wedding bills, ’twas a scandal! And had Aunt Lydia
-heard the last horrid tit-bit about my Lord Harborough and Miss Falcon?
-And wouldn’t it be a pity if Mr. Walsingham were to miss coming in
-for the title after all? ’Twas said my Lord Harborough was mad set on
-marrying her, when there wouldn’t be a mite of reason why she shouldn’t
-have a brat to put Mr. W.’s nose out of joint!
-
-Lydia was still seeking for an interval in which to thrust, when My
-Lady’s bell rang with the double pull which indicated that Miss Pounce
-had better hurry herself, or my Lady would know the reason why.
-
-Pamela smiled to herself as the door was banged behind her Aunt; then
-she sighed.
-
-Aunt Lydia was a tabby if ever there was one, but oh, dear, what
-dreadful bit of tattle was she bound to hear before the evening was
-out? And oh, dear, what a pity it was that things went so contrary in
-this world, and that poor girls had hearts at all!
-
-She had hardly had time pensively to nibble through a queen cake--for
-Pamela was much too sensible to let any sentimentality interfere with
-her appetite--when Lydia reappeared, and, with much flouncing and head
-tossing, informed her that, it being a dratted nuisance that people
-wouldn’t mind their own business, it had come to her Ladyship’s ears,
-through Pompey, that Pamela was present in the house. Nothing would
-serve her Ladyship but that she must come up at once about a “head” for
-to-night’s concert.
-
-Pamela shook the crumbs from her apron and rose with the imperturbable
-alacrity which it was her pride to bring to all affairs of business.
-
-The day was hot, and my Lady’s big bed-chamber a delicious cave of
-coolness after the highly-elevated atmosphere of Lydia’s own parlour.
-The amber curtains were drawn before the big windows; there was a
-shining sea of parquet floor on which delicate French furniture made
-here and there an attractive island. An immense bunch of roses on the
-spindle-legged dressing-table just caught the breeze from the wide-open
-window, and wafted fragrance. My Lady herself, extended in a vapour of
-white muslin on an amber satin couch, lazily fanning herself, was as
-agreeable a spectacle as any heated young woman with refined tastes
-could hope to gaze upon.
-
-“Sit down, Miss Pounce,” said Kitty affably. “(Lydia, get out the
-bandbox with the saffron head.) Now, my dear, good, kind creature, look
-at it. Yes! I know. ’Tis the sweetest thing I’ve laid eyes on this
-season, but conceive my horror, Miss Pounce, when I heard anon that
-Her Majesty was to be present at the Duchess of Portland’s to-night.
-Conceive my horror! I saw myself with the Queen’s eyes! I tell you,
-Miss Pounce, my days at Court would have been counted.”
-
-Here Lydia was heard to murmur, with the familiarity of long service,
-and a backward scratch at her niece that she was tired telling her
-Ladyship that the last year’s head from Madame Eglantine, which her
-Ladyship had never worn but the once, would be the very thing for her
-to wear to-night, “and a genteel, tasty, Frenchy confection it was,”
-which her Ladyship wouldn’t better not if she ransacked Bond Street.
-
-“I tell you, you perverse piece,” cried her mistress, fanning herself
-with an energy calculated to make even the spectator feel hot, “that
-turn myself into a frump with a last year’s mode, I’ll not do, even to
-please the Queen. Pamela, child, I’ve set my heart on the saffron head.
-I vow and protest those gold ospreys with the cluster of saffron roses
-and the little wreath of green leaves between, I vow and protest ’tis
-the very dream to go with my India gold-embroidered gown. ’Tis there on
-the bed, my dear, as fine as a cobweb! There’ll not be another like it
-in the room. And there’s never anything so elegant as white and gold of
-a hot night. With my dark eyes, Pamela, and the gold ospreys--oh, but
-the gold ospreys, so airy, so fly-away! And Her Majesty who will not
-even tolerate feathers! I’d have worn my high band of diamonds--pshaw!
-it grieves me to the very soul! What can you suggest?”
-
-Pamela put her finger to her lip and corrugated her white brow in the
-profoundest thought. Kitty held her breath as she watched her. The fate
-of nations might have been hanging between them. Then said the milliner
-decisively, “I see nothing for it. We can’t do it, my Lady. The ospreys
-will have to go.” Then, as Kitty’s face fell, she added briskly,
-“But there! I often say to myself, what seems a trial is a blessing.
-Why should not your Ladyship set a fashion? It came to me just as I
-looked at your Ladyship’s gown and the fairy elegance of that India
-embroidery, and your Ladyship wears a wreath so becoming; wouldn’t gold
-grapes and green leaves look tasty, bunches each side with the di’mond
-bandeau to draw them together?”
-
-“Pounce, you’re a genius!” Kitty dropped her fan to clap her hands.
-
-At the same moment my Lord came into the room and smiled to see her
-look so pleased.
-
-“Faith, and I’ve come at the right tick of the clock, I think--morning
-to you, Miss Pounce. You and my Lady and your fripperies, ’tis the
-business of the world, ain’t it?” He rubbed his hands and hemmed. “By
-your bright face, I’ve come at the right tick, Kitty, me darling, to
-ask you for a proof of your good nature.”
-
-“A proof of my good nature, my Lord? So long as ’tis nothing to go
-against my good sense.”
-
-Kitty was always ready to oblige, in reason, but she had her wits about
-her.
-
-“Stay, child,” she cried, as Pamela prepared discreetly to withdraw.
-“It can but take a moment. We must send Pompey for the grapes, to Bond
-Street, and I vow that no hand but yours shall fasten them in my curls.
-Your niece will write a note, Lydia, at my escritoire, and see that the
-black brat runs. They might send a choice of sizes, what think you,
-Pamela? _Oh, what is it_, my Lord? You men are so impatient.”
-
-“Why, Kitty,” said her husband, coming close to the sofa, on which his
-lively little spouse now sat very straight, gesticulating among the
-mother-of-pearl shimmer of her cushions. “The matter concerns you,
-really, more than meself. At least, it concerns your family. Poor young
-Bellairs has been arrested for debt. Nipped from me very side, my dear,
-as we came out of the Cocoa Tree together, a while ago, by a rascally
-pimp!”
-
-“Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs? Do you refer to Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs?” asked my
-Lady Kilcroney, becoming rigid.
-
-Pamela’s quill, scratching wildly across a great sheet of paper, was
-arrested in mid flourish.
-
-There was a small unpleasant pause, broken by a loud sniff from Lydia.
-
-Then my Lady said: “Indeed. I understood the young gentleman was at
-Bristol.”
-
-My Lord was not misled by the quietness of her tone. “Ah, God help
-you, Kitty,” he exclaimed, flustered. “Sure you never believed you
-could keep a lad of that kidney with his nose in a desk? Didn’t he off
-with himself with his first three months’ salary, and hasn’t his luck
-been the talk of Bath, barring the let-down of a sorrel filly at the
-point-to-point? And sure, if it hadn’t been that the dice has been
-going against him the last three or four days----” he broke off.
-
-Kitty sat like an image of scorn; and my Lord, seeing that his mission
-did not seem likely to be blessed with success, proceeded in nettled
-tones:
-
-“The long and the short of it is, I’ve promised Jocelyn we’d see to
-it. ’Tis only a matter of ninety-seven pound ten, when all is said and
-done. And that to a livery stableman.”
-
-He drew a crumpled sheet of blue paper from his pocket as he spoke.
-Kitty unexpectedly stretched out her hand; with a sigh of relief he put
-it into it.
-
-“I knew you’d be the first to say it ought to be paid, my dearest life.”
-
-“Certainly, it ought to be paid, Denis.”
-
-“You wouldn’t wish the poor dear lad--and him as pleasant over the
-green cloth as ever I met--to be penned up in the sponging house.
-Besides which,” added Kilcroney, in imprudent reminiscence, “don’t I
-know, isn’t it the mischief once you get into one of those holes! ’Tis
-like a sheep in a ditch: the sky is black with crows after you in a
-twinkling.”
-
-“Very sad,” said my Lady.
-
-She tendered the blue paper back with an indifferent gesture.
-
-“Have you despatched Pompey, Lydia?”
-
-Lord Kilcroney put his hands behind him.
-
-“Nay! nay!” cried he, with the uneasy boisterousness of one who would
-force the issue as a joke. “’Tis your business, me darling.”
-
-“I thought you wanted it paid, my Lord?”
-
-“And maybe,” cried he, laughing yet more violently, “you think I can
-pay it?”
-
-He began pulling his pockets out.
-
-“Sure that would be the joke entirely! I’m cleaned through. There ain’t
-a single chinker left in my purse, Kitty, and it’s the lovely red silk
-one you made me yourself last Christmas. Troth! I am this moment what
-they say Nature abhors----”
-
-“And what’s that, Sir?”
-
-“A vacuum, my love,” quoth my Lord, with a great guffaw.
-
-Kitty contemplated him a moment, icily. Then she said: “All my
-sympathies are with Nature.”
-
-Kilcroney reddened, shrugged his shoulders, and replacing the linings
-of his pockets in their normal position, thrust his hands into them,
-and sauntered out of the room.
-
-There was nothing further to be done; the moment was unpropitious.
-
-Kitty balled the blue sheet with an angry hand, and flung it after him,
-and Pamela, who had never finished that phrase of directions, rose from
-the _escritoire_ and picked it up.
-
-The action was performed with so much composure that it seemed but the
-natural outcome of her good manners.
-
-“Don’t give it back to me, child!” exclaimed Kitty with tartness.
-“Throw it into the waste paper basket. Have you wrote your message?”
-
-Pamela walked back to the writing-table.
-
-“I was un-bethinking myself, your Ladyship, that it would be better for
-me to run back myself, and choose the sprays. Miss Smithson, the person
-in charge of the office of a Saturday, is that disagreeable, she’d send
-the wrong sets on purpose. It won’t take me half an hour, my Lady.”
-
-She tore the sheet she had begun writing upon in two, and dropped
-it into the elegant little gilt be-ribboned basket, which was the
-repository of my Lady Kilcroney’s scraps. She made a brisk curtsy and
-stepped out of the room.
-
-Even Lydia’s sharp eyes failed to perceive that she had not thrown
-away the livery-man’s crumpled account; that she had thrust into her
-kerchief.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs was not destined to spend the Sabbath in a
-sponging house, for he was released on Saturday night, someone having
-settled Mr. Thomas Jobbin’s livery-stable account, before any other of
-his creditors had had wind of his arrest.
-
-Now the young gentleman had stepped into liberty in a very bad humour.
-He had no doubt but that he was once again indebted to my Lady
-Kilcroney in the matter, but, like many another spendthrift, not having
-the smallest claim upon her generosity he considered that it ought to
-be unlimited in his regard, and felt himself injured that it should go
-no further. He had come to view himself as having a right to a share of
-old Bellairs’s money. Wasn’t he, split him, the last of the name? Now,
-was this a way to treat the only living representative of a Nabob who
-had left his widow the command of millions? Just the debt writ off, and
-not a farthing over to jingle in your pocket, or a question what was to
-become of a fellow! “Never you turn a hair,” had said my Lord. “I’ll be
-back again in a jiffy to set you free, and we’ll have a jolly night of
-it while my Lady’s at her caterwaul.”
-
-He had expected no less of one who, like Denis Kilcroney, was profiting
-not only of his own uncle’s hoard, but of that old gentleman’s tactful
-demise.
-
-But instead of the promised re-appearance a message had been flung in
-at him, left by a lackey towards seven of the clock; my Lord was mortal
-sorry, and he sent a bottle of gin and some lemons.
-
-And at ten the prisoner had been told he was free.
-
-Mr. Bellairs had hot blood, and it was all afire. And the mischief was
-in it that he might not even have the satisfaction of calling out the
-dashed Irishman for his insolence, since he couldn’t help being under
-an obligation.
-
-He avoided the Cocoa Tree that evening and plunged into lower haunts,
-where, not in the very best company, play ran very nearly as high as at
-the Mayfair clubs.
-
-He was an audacious, reckless player, but in the main a successful one.
-To-night there was something almost fantastic in his luck. He went home
-in the blue of the morning with his pockets full of gold; his resentful
-mood was rather augmented by his good fortune than otherwise.
-
-Nor was he in a whit better temper when some five hours later he
-swaggered out into the Green Park, shaven to velvet, his sparrow-tail
-coat, his high close-fitting boots, his tight buckskin breeches and
-their bunches of ribbon, his short waistcoat, and his big buckled
-hat, the very last thing in manly modes. It was his intention to call
-upon my Lady Kilcroney in Hertford Street and repay her the paltry
-ninety-seven pounds ten which stood between him and a meeting with my
-Lord.
-
-Miss Pamela Pounce, coming from church and stepping in the same
-direction--she had grown singularly attentive to Aunt Lydia--came plump
-upon the Beau as their paths converged at the Piccadilly gate. His dark
-face kindled while her blooming cheek grew pale.
-
-“La, to be sure, sir, who’d ha’ thought of meeting you?”
-
-“Why, and is it you, Pamela?”
-
-His eye ran her up and down. She was clad in shimmering blue-lilac
-taffety, and her wide-brimmed hat, of the kind which Sir Joshua had set
-the rage, was trimmed with broad silk ribbons of the same shade. She
-wore a plain muslin kerchief; a black ribbon tied back her unpowdered
-chestnut curls. She made a very pleasant picture; all, with perfect
-taste, within a certain modest compass becoming her station.
-
-There was no mistaking the emotion evoked in her by the sight of him.
-Her breath came quickly; her clear gaze fluttered and fell, and her
-pallor was succeeded by a flame of carnation.
-
-Now out of the black mood in Mr. Bellairs’s soul there flashed an evil
-fire.
-
-“Of all the meetings in the whole world,” cried he, ardently, “there’s
-none could give me half so much joy, my dearest creature. Turn with
-me. I must speak with you. Nay, Pamela, I vow, I vow, you’ve not been
-out of my thoughts this month. Turn and come with me, I say. Let us
-away under the trees, where we can talk by ourselves. Pamela, dearest
-Pamela, take my arm. You are more lovely than ever, and I am--I am
-more headlong in love than ever I was before!”
-
-There was too great a flutter in the girl’s soul for her to have her
-usual cool grip of the situation. An overwhelming tide of happiness
-lifted her from her mental balance. She could not doubt that, after all
-these months, it must be a genuine love that lit up his glance, that
-trembled in his voice and in his touch She had proved to him, surely,
-what kind of girl she was. He must mean the right thing at last, or he
-would not so whole-heartedly declare himself.
-
-And she had just rendered him a signal service, which (though he could
-not yet know it), gave her a delightful sense of meeting him on his
-own level. She was, moreover, in a vastly different position now from
-that of the mere working milliner. She had resources at her command; a
-future before her.
-
-And there he was, the dear fellow, and he loved her still! Could a
-Sunday morning in June hold a more golden bliss?
-
-So she hung on his arm, and listened with parted lips to his raptures,
-to the fantastic string of plans, the sweet, repeated endearments which
-poured from his lips. Now that they had met there were to be no more
-partings. Things were changed. He had plenty of money. Here she looked
-at him in astonishment, and he drew a handful of gold from his pocket.
-He was in the Devil’s own vein of luck, he told her. He wouldn’t listen
-to her objurgation; he laughed at the admonishing finger. Her assurance
-that she possessed a safer and more worthy source of wealth he tossed
-aside as a jest. There was a horse of his booked for Ascot. If she did
-not romp in with a sweet little cottage at Fulham for them both at her
-heels!...
-
-“Oh, Mr. Bellairs!” Pamela clasped her other hand over his arm. “I
-could come up and down to business as easy as easy. A cottage with a
-bit of garden! ’Tis the very thing I’ve always dreamed of!”
-
-“And I hope you put me in the dream, my lovely girl.” He kissed her
-behind the trunk of a big beech-tree. “Why,” cried he, “who’d have
-thought to find you so sensible all at once?”
-
-It was not, perhaps, so much the words, as the way in which he looked
-at her after he had kissed her, that opened the sudden gulf before her!
-She drew back, and stood staring; her face haggard; all the lovely
-bloom and youthful ecstasy blasted out of it.
-
-Then she said, in a low, strained voice--Pamela went straight to
-her point, she was not one to cover ugly situations with a mince of
-words--“You don’t mean marriage, then, Mr. Bellairs?”
-
-The ugliness of his mood sprang into naked prominence. He broke into a
-loud laugh.
-
-“Come, don’t play the prude, now! Don’t pretend you didn’t understand.”
-Then he added, a sort of shame creeping into his accents in spite of
-himself, “Be sensible, my dear girl. Don’t play the fool with our lives
-again.”
-
-He put out his arm again to embrace her, but she struck him a vigorous
-buffet that sent him staggering from her.
-
-“You’ve laid a vile trap for me, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, but thank God
-I didn’t fall into it! I see you now as you are, a low, selfish scamp
-that doesn’t think it shame to take his pleasure on other people. You’d
-drag my good name into the dust with as little concern as you live on
-my Lady’s money. So long as you get your fling you don’t care who you
-rob or what you destroy! Oh, I’m glad to have seen you as you are! And
-good morning to you, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, for a very paltry dog!”
-
-She swept him a curtsy which was magnificent in its repudiation. He had
-a swift vision of her scorching eyes, her scarlet cheeks; she turned
-and left him, dumbfounded.
-
-“I’m done with love,” said Pamela Pounce, to herself. “May I never
-hear of it, or see it, or touch it again!”
-
-Little did she guess with what overwhelming passion she was very
-shortly destined to behold the cruel god at work upon another life!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-IN WHICH MISS PAMELA POUNCE SETS THREE BLACK FEATHERS FOR TRAGEDY
-
-
-Miss Pamela Pounce was in the act of tying on her own hat, in the upper
-room, preparatory to departure after the day’s work, when a breathless
-junior summoned her.
-
-“There’s a young lady below as wants to see you, Miss Pounce, and, la!
-I think ’tis Miss Falcon!”
-
-Now, Felicity Falcon had recently flashed out upon the London stage
-with a startling and unexpected splendour that was more like that of a
-comet than of a star; Miss Farren, Mrs. Siddons, Mrs. Jordan, were for
-the moment as idols overthrown. The cry was all for Falcon. Her name
-was on every man’s lips. She was the first excitement of the season;
-and not the opera, not an oratorio, not a concert, not a rout at
-Almack’s, nor a display at Ranelagh, could be said to offer attraction
-in comparison to the playhouse which announced the fair Falcon in the
-night’s performance.
-
-On hearing this remarkable name, Pamela paused, her hand on the
-black velvet string which fastened her simple Dunstable straw under
-her round, white chin. A play-actress! Many a young person of that
-profession had Miss Pounce with dignity shown forth already from the
-doors of this select establishment: “Much regretting, Madame, that
-there is nothing likely to suit you here.”
-
-Heavens, if a Mirabel hat were to be recognised on the boards! But
-Felicity Falcon? It was only last week that Pamela had wept and
-trembled, and sucked in breaths of excitement over her “Mrs. Haller.”
-Never had she beheld anything more affecting, more impassioned,
-soul-stirring, and elegant than that impersonation.
-
-To provide Miss Falcon with a hat in which she would enthral and ravish
-all London! It was too splendid an opportunity for such an artistic
-soul as that of Pamela to resist. After hours, too, and the shutters
-putting up, and no fear of awkward rencounters. And if some of her
-ladies did find it out, why, foh! for one that would be offended, forty
-would order a hat to the same model.
-
-Pamela flung the Dunstable straw off her chestnut head, and turning
-with great dignity, “Inform Miss Falcon,” said she, “that I will attend
-her presently.”
-
-After a due delay, which she spent in drumming with white fingers on
-the dressing-table, her eyes lost beyond her own reflection, in a far
-vision of millinery genius, Madame Mirabel’s partner appeared in the
-empty shop; sedate, her eyebrows well elevated into her white forehead,
-her hands folded on her trim waistband.
-
-The slender figure in the brown silk cloak turned quickly with a rustle
-and flutter.
-
-“You was wishful to speak with me, Madam?” questioned Miss Pounce, in
-her finest business manner.
-
-“I want a hat for to-night, for Lady Teazle--for the third act, for the
-screen scene. Oh, I want something----”
-
-Miss Pounce raised her hand.
-
-“One moment, Madam.”
-
-She gazed at the narrow, pale face, unrouged; the dark, ardent eyes.
-
-“’Tis the most mortal-genteel creature I have ever seen,” thought
-Pamela.
-
-“Not a word, Miss Falcon!” cried she. Then in the tone of a sibyl:
-“Black and white; or yet all white. But if you listen to me, black
-_and_ white.”
-
-“I’ve no time to get any new gowns for the part,” said Miss Falcon.
-
-She had a slow, musical voice, with a ring in it as of tears never far
-off, yet never to be shed.
-
-“And if you’ll excuse me, Miss,” repeated the milliner, “Lady Teazle’s
-not your part, so to speak. Tragedy, that’s what you’re born to. Oh,
-your Mrs. Haller!” Pamela drew a sucking breath in reminiscence of
-last week’s thrills. “There! I’d never ask to enjoy anything more.
-Cry, I did. I couldn’t see out of my two eyes, I vow and protest, when
-I came forth out of the theatre. But if it’s got to be Lady Teazle,
-Madame, ’tis your one bit of tragedy I’m to dress your head for, as I
-understand it. And put colour on it--I declare I’d as soon stick a pink
-rosette on that there goddess with the lamp from Greece his Grace of
-Hampshire sets so much store by in his hall. Put yourself into white
-for it, Miss Falcon, and I’ll do you a hat that’ll show it off and you.
-When all’s said and done, ’twill be a symbol of what an innocent, poor
-young lady you are, so took in by that lying young gentleman, what
-I’d hiss off the boards every time he shows his vile, deceitful face,
-if I’d my will! La! men are base creatures,” cried Pamela out of her
-own bitterness. “White for your innocence, and the shadow of my broad
-brim over your eyes with a toss of white feathers atop, and just three
-black plumes standing up in the midst of them; the bit of tragedy that
-has come into your young life; one,” said Miss Pounce, “for the horrid
-danger you’ve escaped, and one for your poor deceived heart, and one
-for the remorse, like, over the goodness of that kind Sir Peter, making
-his will so generous and trusting, for all his ways ’ud be enough to
-drive any wife out of her wits. Those black feathers,” said the girl
-impressively, “will show you off, Miss Falcon, better than trumpet
-blasts.”
-
-Miss Falcon listened with an odd, abstracted look.
-
-“So you think I’m best in tragedy, do you?” she said, and sighed.
-“But I don’t want to be tragic, I want to be happy.” And then: “I’m
-late!” she cried impetuously. “You’ll have to bring me the hat to the
-theatre. I’ve scarce the time to get into my clothes.”
-
-A handsome private coach, with liveried footmen, was waiting for her at
-the door, and as Pamela accompanied her to the threshold, the actress
-looked back over her shoulder with a fugitive smile:
-
-“I’ll wear a white satin gown for the screen scene,” she said, stepped
-into the coach, and was whirled away.
-
-Pamela stood looking after her.
-
-“Now who’s paying for all that?” the milliner asked herself. “Some
-very great personage, ’tis well known; for anything more splendid and
-discreet I never see. Best in tragedy, you poor thing!” The tears rose
-to Pamela’s candid eyes. “Why, ’tis tragedy itself you are already! You
-so young, with that smile that ought to have warmed a good man’s heart!
-La, if my ladies knew who ’tis I’m going to trim a hat for this minute,
-and where ’tis I’m to bring it when ’tis done!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Pamela Pounce looked about her with shrewd eyes, as she sat, very
-politely, on the edge of a cane chair in Miss Falcon’s dressing-room
-at Drury Lane. A bandbox at her feet, her hands folded one across
-the other in her dove-grey lap, she presented the very image of
-elegant propriety in a doubtful atmosphere. She had not expected
-to find company in the dressing-room, the play being well started;
-nevertheless, there was a knot of two or three modish-looking
-individuals who laughed a good deal together, and tapped the lids
-of their own snuff-boxes and took pinches out of each other’s with
-positively the last thing in flourishes.
-
-The gaunt woman who moved about at the back of the dressing-table,
-unnecessarily shaking garments, was, of course, the actress’s dresser,
-and a sour piece she was, thought Pamela, who had already refused,
-with a high air of contempt, this functionary’s proposal to leave the
-bandbox with her. “As if I was come all this way to do porter’s work!”
-thought Miss Pounce, with a toss of her admirably tired head.
-
-Miss Falcon was standing at the door, looking in upon them, before
-anyone was aware of her presence; then she came forward, followed by
-a portly, handsome gentleman past middle age, at sight of whom the
-gossips bowed to a most obsequious depth.
-
-Miss Falcon bore still upon her countenance the humorous peevishness of
-the character she had just represented.
-
-“Why, how now?” she exclaimed. “Fie, for shame, gentlemen! What are you
-doing here? If you desire to show me a compliment your place is before
-the curtain, sirs! Foh! ’Tis a poor compliment to salute an actress in
-her dressing-room!”
-
-“Why, my dearest creature!” exclaimed the chief of the fops, coming
-forward, and bowing repeatedly with such an affected parade of courtesy
-that Pamela’s hand itched to box his ears. “I vow and declare we are
-but mustering all our energies to acclaim you after your great scene!
-We would not spoil that effect, ’pon our life! Not for a hundred
-thousand guineas! What’s Lady Teazle before the screen scene? No part
-for your genius, incomparable Falcon!”
-
-“Out with you now, then!” said Miss Falcon. “Good evening, Miss Pounce.
-Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, indeed you cannot remain here! Miss Pounce
-and I have the most important business on hand. La, that bandbox! It is
-vastly good of you, Miss Pounce. Pray, my Lord, give the gentlemen the
-lead and take them to their seats!”
-
-“Rat me!” said the spokesman of the fashionable group, looking round
-with what Pamela thought was a very offensive leer. “If my Lord
-Harborough sets the example, who are we that we should refuse to follow
-it? After you, my Lord Marquis.”
-
-Pamela had often heard the name of the great Marquis, especially of
-late, but she had never yet seen him. She now gazed at him with shrewd
-eyes of disapproval.
-
-“Ah, my Lord, you may have a fine taste in coaches and in the horses
-to draw them, and a superlative delicate taste in play-actresses, but
-to my mind ’tis mortal poor taste to be bringing those grey hairs
-that are under your wig, and an honoured name, and all your privilege
-to the undoing of one poor girl! You should keep that smile for your
-grand-nephews--Mr. W.’s brats--you should indeed, my Lord!”
-
-My Lord Harborough raised himself from a profound bow over the hand
-which Felicity Falcon extended to him in a careless sort of way, more
-as if she were dropping something out of it than yielding it to his
-caress. The smile he gave her as he straightened himself was full of
-ardent admiration. Although he failed to meet with her favour, Pamela
-could not but admit that he had a very splendid presence, and that any
-woman’s head, much less that of a young player on her promotion, might
-well be turned by receiving attention from such a quarter.
-
-My Lord Marquis now waved the company from the room with a politely
-compelling gesture, as of a host who bids his guests pass before him;
-kissed his hand to Miss Falcon, and himself departed.
-
-“Now, my dear girl, my dear girl, the hat!” cried she, turning upon
-Pamela.
-
-And Pamela had the strange thought that Miss Falcon--even though she
-had stepped off the boards--had not ceased acting for one single
-moment, and that no emotion had been more cleverly counterfeited than
-the playfulness with which she was now herself addressed.
-
-Indeed, when Felicity Falcon first contemplated her countenance in
-the mirror under that confection in which Miss Pounce considered her
-own genius had reached its most perfect expression, so deep an air of
-tragedy spread itself over her features that the sprightly milliner
-thought in dismay, “Heaven be good to me; to see her one would think my
-lovely feathers were crowning a hearse!”
-
-But as if she guessed her companion’s thoughts, the play-actress
-instantly resumed a jocund air, and, twisting her head from side to
-side, treated her own reflection to smiles of different meanings,
-as though testing their effect; mischief, archness, innocent mirth,
-mockery, melancholy, chased each other across her fair countenance like
-shadows over a pool, and in each Miss Pounce could have cried out to
-her to stay it, vowing that she was more perfect in it than the last.
-
-Indeed, the delicate loveliness set in the flying powdered curls,
-crowned with the soft splendour of the feathers, marked, so to speak,
-by the three notes of black, was a vision worth gazing upon. The sheen
-of the white satin she had chosen for her robe flung up the ivory of
-her shoulders and throat. Miss Pounce almost regretted to see the
-obligatory smear of rouge put on each pale cheek; by which, however,
-the lily fairness gained something exotic, feverish, that seemed to
-match very well with the swift passion of her art.
-
-“It’ll be such a Lady Teazle as never was,” thought the milliner; and
-was wondering whether she could yet find a seat for herself in the
-theatre, when, turning suddenly dark, haunted eyes upon her, Miss
-Falcon said like a child:
-
-“Oh, do let me find you here when I come back, you kind thing!” and,
-without giving Madame Mirabel’s head woman time to reply, she added: “I
-know you will,” and whisked back to the dressing-table.
-
-Her hand hovered over a closed jewel-case, then, shrugging her
-shoulders, she drew out a string of pearls and clasped it round her
-throat.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was strange for Pamela presently to sit alone in the little
-dressing-room and think of the mimic play of emotion, clash of passion
-and interest that was enthralling so many scores of spectators within a
-few yards of her; to think, too, of that drama of real life, so sad and
-shameful, of which she had unexpectedly become a witness.
-
-It was contrary to her vivacious nature to sit, unoccupied and in
-patience, while the world swept on its way, but to-night she had much
-to engross her thoughts. All she had seen pointed to courses which,
-to her straight judgment, could not but appear as evil. Yet if ever,
-thought Pamela Pounce, there was delicacy and purity stamped on a human
-countenance, if ever noble pride, it was on the face of the young
-play-actress.
-
-“Why did she ask me to remain?” puzzled the girl. “If my Lord
-Harborough is her protector, as he seems to be, what does she want with
-a poor, honest milliner? Oh, la! to see her, so beautiful, with them
-pearls, and to know what it means, I could fair cry!”
-
-Miss Falcon’s dresser came rushing in, declaring that there never had
-been such a success as the new Lady Teazle; that the house had had her
-out again and again. “And, oh, my goodness, the shouts and claps and
-nose-gays flying! What a pity Miss had not been in the gallery!”
-
-Before Pamela had time to reply Miss Falcon herself, accompanied by a
-very conspicuous group of admirers, returned to her dressing-room. Her
-flush outdid the rouge, her eyes flashed. The tips of her taper fingers
-rested on Lord Harborough’s wrist, and he came in leading her with an
-air as though her triumph belonged to him. Behind her the sycophants
-gabbled, “for all the world like father’s geese,” thought Miss Pounce.
-
-“Oh, my Lord, she is incomparable!” “I do assure you, Miss Falcon, when
-the screen was knocked down and you stood forth I could have fallen on
-my knees before you!” “’Pon honour! ’Pon honour, never was acting half
-so fine!”
-
-The flush was fading, and the fire dying in her gaze as she turned
-round upon them.
-
-“Pray, gentlemen, you are very kind, but I have to change my gown for
-the next act. My Lord, bid your friends leave me. And you too, my Lord.”
-
-As bowing, kissing hands, grimacing, jostling against each other, the
-little knot of gossips withdrew, obedient once more to their patron’s
-wave, he himself lingered.
-
-“Felicity,” he said, “there never was anyone like you. My dear, you
-brought the tears to my eyes.”
-
-When he released her hand there was a new ring upon it. The donor
-hurried forth, as if, with the finest tact, to forego gratitude in
-connection with a trifle, or so Miss Pounce understood his magnificent
-mien.
-
-Felicity gazed at the object on her hand, gave a laugh which rang
-scornful, dropped the jewel from her on the dressing-table, and sat
-down before the mirror.
-
-“Now,” said she to Pamela, “take off the hat yourself, if you will.
-My dresser hath so gross a touch. The hat, you know, it has made me
-to-night. I owe you a vast debt of gratitude. Oh, those black feathers!
-Your excellent taste, child, gave the note, I do assure you, to my
-whole rendering. The tragedy, you know, and the innocence, and the
-remorse.”
-
-It seemed to Pamela as if she were mocking herself as she gazed upon
-her own countenance. She broke off. There was a knock at the door.
-
-“Come in,” she cried. And, as a young gentleman in mourning, with a
-pale face, appeared in the aperture, she went on in an unchanged voice:
-“How would it be, Miss Pounce, if I were to run a blue ribbon among
-these curls? ’Twould not come amiss, I think, in the last act, to mark
-the girlishness of Lady Teazle beside so old a husband. Now, my Lord,
-pray be quick about your business. I have scarce five minutes to give
-you! Yes, a blue ribbon, I think. You have such charming fingers, my
-dear, pray pass it in yourself. Go on, my Lord, I can see you very well
-in the glass, and sure, besides, I did not promise to look at you, so
-long as I listen.”
-
-“You mean to torture me,” said the young man in a low voice.
-
-Had he been on the rack, Pamela thought, glancing compassionately
-at his reflection, as her hands moved delicately in the actress’s
-tresses, he could scarce have had a greater air of suffering.
-
-“Pho!” cried Miss Falcon. (“Is not that a trifle too forward, Miss
-Pounce?”) “Pray, my Lord, remember, this interview is none of my
-seeking.”
-
-“I asked to speak with you alone.”
-
-“Ah, but I did not promise you that! Say out, or keep silence, it
-matters nothing to me.”
-
-“I begin to believe what I have heard,” he exclaimed hoarsely.
-
-Her eye flashed lightning at his image in the glass.
-
-“Indeed, my Lord? And that again leaves me indifferent.”
-
-But as she spoke she turned round on her chair. What a marvel of
-loveliness she was, thought the milliner. ’Twas but natural any poor
-young gentleman that loved her should be distraught upon her. He gazed
-on her wildly, then broke out, clasping his hands:
-
-“Nay,” he cried. “I will not believe it. I will not believe it, unless
-you tell me yourself. Felicity, my father is dead. I am my own master.
-Look at me. Behold this black. I came straight--yes, I am not ashamed
-of it--straight from the closing of my father’s grave to offer you my
-hand and name.”
-
-He paused.
-
-“I ought, no doubt, to be overwhelmed at your generosity. A month ago
-you were no less ardent, if I remember right, in pressing a different
-proposition,” she said very quietly.
-
-Pamela’s heart quickened in passionate sympathy. What a world was this
-for poor girls!
-
-“It’s not possible,” the young gentleman cried, “that you will carry
-rancour so far! A month ago I was not a free agent; a month ago I--oh,
-confusion! You cannot have understood. I--Miss Falcon, I am now Earl
-Ashmore, and I ask you to become my countess. This is a question of
-marriage. You cannot thus lightly dismiss so honourable, so respectful
-an offer!”
-
-“Marriage!” she laughed. “I, too, am a free agent, sir, and I have
-tasted liberty longer than you. I have no desire to relinquish it.”
-
-A moment he stood gazing at her with clenched hands and open mouth, as
-if unable to grasp the extent of her folly and his own misery. Then he
-snapped his jaws together and crimsoned to the roots of his lightly
-powdered hair.
-
-“It’s true, then?”
-
-“What is true?”
-
-“What all the world says; that you’re my Lord Harborough’s--my Lord
-Harborough’s----”
-
-He choked upon the word.
-
-Pamela Pounce held her breath in the dreadful silence that ensued. Then:
-
-“Don’t be a foolish lad,” said Miss Falcon in a changed kind voice.
-“One day you’ll say, ‘Whatever the player woman may have done, she did
-one good deed to me. She wouldn’t marry me when I was fool enough to
-ask her.’”
-
-Then Felicity turned back to the mirror with a laugh that rang like
-tinkling icicles, so musical it was, so cold.
-
-The wretched young man cast himself on his knees, lifted his clasped
-hands and wrung them. He had forgotten that there was any witness, save
-the one who was, at that moment, all the world to him.
-
-“Felicity, I don’t care what you have done--what you are to that bad
-old man. I will forgive everything. Come to me and be my wife!”
-
-“Now, Bonnets, open the door. Miss Pounce, pray put a hand upon my
-Lord’s elbow and help him to rise. That is the way out, my Lord
-Ambrose. (I cannot help it. I remember best the name under which you
-once insulted me.) _You_ forgive me? Had I the time I could laugh.
-Heavens! But three minutes to get into the paduasoy!”
-
-She did laugh as the young nobleman, a look on his face which struck a
-kind of terror into Pamela’s womanly heart, flung his hands out with a
-menace and dashed from the room.
-
-“Thank Heaven, the creature’s gone! Bolt the door, Mrs. Bonnets. I’ll
-have no more visitors till the play’s over!”
-
-Pamela Pounce was not bidden remain this time; but she could not bring
-herself to leave the dressing-room until Miss Falcon’s last appearance
-there. Talk of plays! What a tremendous play she had seen that night.
-’Twould be like walking out before the last curtain dropped to go home
-now.
-
-When the actress returned she was accompanied only by Lord Harborough.
-As he led her in he looked at her hand.
-
-“I see,” he said, “you have not honoured my poor gift.”
-
-“My Lord,” she said, “I have honoured you sixty-five times with these
-pearls. Is it not enough? As for rings, there is a slave weight about
-them. I hate them. But is this really mine? Mine to do as I will with?”
-
-He smiled at each question, and Pamela thought that, for all his fond
-admiration, there was a sort of contemptuous indulgence lurking in his
-glance--that he had the air of one who says to himself, “These pretty
-tricks are known; these charming moods are part of the little game.
-I have not the enthusiasm of youth, but I have experience, I have
-toleration, and I have patience!”
-
-“It is an elegant and artistic ring,” said Miss Falcon, lifting it
-to the light of the wax candles which branched from her mirror. “A
-sapphire, I see, and all chased.”
-
-“It was found,” said Lord Harborough, “in a Roman tomb. There is not
-another like it in the world!”
-
-“And what does it represent? Oh, I see snakes about that strange little
-face!”
-
-“’Tis a Medusa head.”
-
-“What?” she cried. “What an ill omen for an actress! How terrible if I
-were to turn my audience to stone. Fie, I would not keep such a thing
-about me for the world! Pray, Miss Pounce, will you accept this trifle
-in memory of our first acquaintance and of, oh, your beautiful hat! How
-kind of you, dear girl, to stay and see the last of me. Why, it just
-fits your finger! Nay, I will take no refusal. My cloak, Bonnets! La, I
-am mortal tired. Pray, my Lord, good night. Well, as far as the coach
-then, but no further. Remember our compact!”
-
-“As far as the coach,” said the peer, with his disillusioned smile. “As
-far as the coach at least, lovely mystery, beautiful secret! Oh, the
-Medusa head would have been vastly appropriate, I assure you!”
-
-They went forth, and Pamela Pounce stared at her ring. She had never
-felt, in all her varied energetic existence, thus puzzled and troubled.
-
-“Heaven ha’ mercy,” she thought, “what a prodigious bit of insolence,
-to give it to me under his very nose! And, oh, lud, what’s a body to
-think? Will he marry her after all and my poor Miss Sarah and Mr. W. be
-cut out? She wears his pearls and drives in his coach, and yet withal
-he’s to lead her no further than its door!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“’Tis the most dreadful tale, child, that’s current,” said my Lady
-Kilcroney to her friend, Nan Day, as they met in Madame Mirabel’s hat
-shop. “They say my young Lord Ashmore has put an end to himself. I
-met the Duke of Hampshire anon, and His Grace could scarce speak, so
-overwhelmed was he. Lord Ashmore’s father was his friend and neighbour.”
-
-Pamela Pounce put down the dove-coloured capote she had been about to
-place upon Lady Anne Day’s pretty head. She was more affected than
-her customer, who looked up, knitting her brows vaguely, with small
-interest in her blue eyes.
-
-“Ashmore?”
-
-“Why, Nan, he that was young Ambrose! A pretty youth, and full of
-promise. It seems he was mad in love with Falcon, the actress. Did you
-see her Lady Teazle last night? ’Twas a wonder, my love, but a thought
-too solemn. But, oh, Pounce, child, she had a hat! You should have seen
-it! With all your art, you’ve never dreamt one like it. Eglantine,
-Eglantine at her best. Paris was stamped all over it. When all is said
-and done there is naught like the French taste.”
-
-“I have always said so, my Lady,” responded Miss Pounce, “and there’s
-a case upstairs full of the real Paris modes, of which I’d like your
-Ladyship to have her pick this moment! Perhaps the last consignment
-we’ll get for goodness knows how long, seeing the trouble over there.
-Fetched at the Dover coach office by our special messenger not half an
-hour ago, I do assure your Ladyship.”
-
-Pamela could control her voice better than her hands, and the
-professional patter escaped her almost mechanically.
-
-“But I haven’t seen how the capote suits me,” protested Nan Day, a
-little pettishly. “Kitty, what say you? I’ve been so long in the
-fields. I was scarce fit to go out in a chair at Bath, so worn was
-I with the sick-nursing,” complained the squire’s wife, “I have
-positively forgot what a fashion looks like. Sister Susan promised to
-meet me here and advise--not indeed that I care for my Lady Verney’s
-taste. You are ten thousand times better, my dearest Kitty. Pray give
-me your opinion.”
-
-“My love,” said Kitty, “in all sober earnest I am too overset to be
-able to give my mind to it as I ought. That unfortunate young man! It
-seems Lord Harborough cast him out of her dressing-room last night, and
-there was a monstrous great scandal at the theatre door. The wretched
-girl, my Lord Harborough----”
-
-“And what, my Lady, have you heard of it already?” said a masculine
-voice behind her. And all started to behold Lord Verney in their midst.
-“I thought I was the first to have wind of it, coming straight from
-Brooks’s. ’Tis scarce an hour since he was picked up unconscious.”
-
-“Never say,” cried my Lady Kilcroney in horror, “that he had so little
-discretion as to choose a club for such an act.”
-
-Lord Verney stared.
-
-“Why, Madame, you speak as if the poor Marquis had had any choice in
-the matter?”
-
-“The poor Marquis? In Heaven’s name, collect your wits. ’Tis not Lord
-Harborough who has committed suicide?”
-
-“Indeed, my Lady Kilcroney, the idea is sprung entirely from your
-own imagination. Lord Harborough’s illness is a fit. He had scarce
-interchanged a few words with a friend in the club-room when he
-groaned and fell forward. Sir Richard Jebb and Dr. Jenner were at once
-summoned. They could not get the blood to flow. He was still breathing,
-that was all.”
-
-“Well, ’tis another old sinner gone to his account,” said Nan Day
-philosophically. “And Sarah W. is a Marchioness--who’d have thought it?
-Where is Susan? I’m not sure, Miss Pounce, that I really care for a
-capote. Could you not let me see some of those French hats you spoke of
-anon?”
-
-“Ah, Nan, you have indeed sadly lost touch with the world, child! ’Twas
-a magnificent fine gentleman, a noble patron of literature and art----”
-
-“Ay, and of the stage, by your own showing, Kitty.” Nan Day spoke
-smartly. “Pray, Miss Pounce, did you not hear me?”
-
-Pamela felt sick and faint. She was glad enough of the excuse to
-crawl away and take a dose of the hartshorn which was kept handy in
-the workroom in hot weather. When she returned to the showroom to
-announce that the case was at that moment being opened--her head girl
-was wrapping all last week’s inspirations carefully in tissue for the
-occasion--she found the company increased by My Lady Verney and Mrs.
-Lafone, and that well-known personage, Beau Stafford. He was speaking
-as she entered, and the first words that caught her ear were these:
-
-“I call her Fair Fatality.”
-
-Mistress Molly Lafone’s shrill accents were then uplifted.
-
-“Why, Mr. Stafford,” though she was sister-in-law to the Beau there
-was small love lost between them, “granting the suicide--to be sure,
-the poor young man must have been mad--you cannot hold Miss Falcon
-responsible for Lord Harborough’s seizure.”
-
-“You know a good deal, Mistress Molly, but you don’t know everything.
-Young Lord Ashmore attacked the Marquis in the street last night.
-There was a terrible scene between them. Ay, ladies, all on account
-of that wild bird, the Falcon. Lord Harborough had to call to his
-footmen--fact, I assure you! Only for the scandal he would have handed
-his assailant to the watch. ’Twas the shock of hearing of the rash
-youth’s dreadful end, this morning, that has been the death of him.
-Ay, My Lord Harborough is dead. They were pulling down the blinds of
-Harborough House as I passed along the Mall.”
-
-“Fair Fatality, indeed!” cried Kitty. “And her so young and handsome,
-and not a six months famous yet.”
-
-“Oh, she’s a cunning piece!” interposed Molly. “I have heard tales of
-her ways. They say none knows where she lives, nor where she comes
-from, nor her real name. She wraps herself in the utmost mystery.
-Probably,” went on the little lady, with her acid titter, “’tis some
-grocer’s daughter! But poor simplicity has no chance, especially with
-the gentlemen. You must play the romantick.”
-
-My Lady Kilcroney, her fingers to her lips, seemed lost in reflection.
-
-“Was there not a story of a duel, Mr. Stafford?”
-
-“A duel, Madam? Five, to my certain knowledge,” asseverated the Beau.
-“And all with more or less serious results.”
-
-“Pshaw, ’tis like an Italian tale of the evil eye!” Nan shuddered.
-“I’ll not go to Drury Lane and come under it, ’tis pos! _Pray, Miss
-Pounce? Oh, no, not green! Green! Am I never to get away from it?_”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Miss Falcon’s fame did not suffer from the double tragedy of which she
-had been so singularly the cause. She withdrew from the programmes for
-a week after the funerals of the two unfortunate noblemen, and then
-reappeared, to play to houses more crowded, more enthusiastic than
-ever. The wild rumours which began to circulate about her only served
-to increase the public frenzy.
-
-Pamela Pounce, much occupied with the Walsingham mourning, was for some
-time unable to gratify her desire to see Fair Fatality act once more;
-a desire which--so far was she from sharing Lady Anne Day’s fears--had
-now indeed become a kind of obsession. When circumstances permitted her
-at last to indulge herself, she purchased a ticket in the forefront
-of the gallery, and prepared to enjoy a couple of hours complicated
-emotion. To her amazement, at the end of the second act a note was
-handed to her:
-
- “_I have just seen your kind face. Will you be a Friend to me
- to-night, and come back with me to my house? If you can do me this
- favour--my heart tells me you will--meet me at the stage door after
- the last act._
- “FELICITY FALCON.”
-
-At any time the adventure was one likely to tempt a girl of Pamela’s
-spirit. In present circumstances, wrought to the highest pitch
-of excitement and interest by the emotions of the drama and the
-personality of the young play-actress, the invitation came to her as
-the magic fulfilment of a dream. Although never had Miss Falcon’s
-acting been more poignant, more intense in passion and tragedy, the
-milliner could hardly wait for the drop of the curtain, so eager was
-she to enter upon what she could not avoid considering the more
-thrilling drama still.
-
-The crowds that packed the theatre were so immense, and the
-determination to recall the favourite so obstinate and prolonged, that
-it was after considerable delay that Pamela found herself at last at
-the stage door.
-
-An elegant, sober-looking carriage, with servants in dark liveries,
-stood in waiting, and just behind it a hackney coach.
-
-Miss Falcon, hooded and cloaked, escorted by a group of gentlemen,
-stepped forward and took her hand.
-
-“I knew you would come,” she whispered. Her manner was preoccupied.
-“This is no place for introductions,” she went on, turning to her
-escort. “Since it must be, let us even start.”
-
-“Sheridan,” said one who walked in advance of the others, one, indeed,
-whom the milliner, with a thumping heart, scarce dared recognise as the
-heir to the throne, “you accompany the ladies.”
-
-The two women drew back while he passed somewhat unsteadily out of the
-theatre, and was, with discreet bows, ushered to his carriage by all
-the gentlemen of the party, a single member of which then followed him
-in. The carriage, evidently to order, moved a few paces up the street
-and again halted, while the hackney was drawn to the door.
-
-Mr. Sheridan, followed by the other gentlemen, now came back. He
-offered his right arm to Miss Falcon, and, with some exaggeration of
-ceremony, which his companions seemed to find humorous, his left to
-Miss Pounce. After he had handed the ladies into the hackney coach, he
-paused, laughing at the door.
-
-“What address shall I say, sweet Falcon?” He raised his voice, as for
-the benefit of those behind him. “Now for the great disclosure!” he
-cried.
-
-Fair Fatality had a cold smile. Pamela could see her face by the light
-of the links each side of the theatre portals. It was very pale.
-
-“Pray get in, sir,” she said; “the man knows his way.”
-
-As they drove off Mr. Sheridan rubbed his hands and laughed again.
-
-“To think that I should be sitting _vis-à-vis_ to the fairest intrigue
-in all London, and actually be going to solve the mystery! Though, to
-be sure, ’tis no mystery to you, ma’am, I dare swear?”
-
-He looked tentatively at Pamela through the gloom.
-
-They were turning out of a by-street into the main thoroughfare,
-and Pamela, casting her glance out of the window, was startled, but
-scarcely surprised, to see that the Prince’s carriage was very closely
-following theirs.
-
-“Why, Pamela, my girl,” said the milliner to herself, “little you
-thought when you set out that you’d perhaps be supping with Royalty!
-But there’s one thing clear. You’ve got to stand by this poor soul
-to-night.”
-
-Mr. Sheridan did not seem to relish the idea of conversation with Miss
-Falcon’s companion. Pamela, who from the first had fancied that, though
-carrying his liquor with decorum, he was far from sober, was not sorry
-to see him fall into a doze. Whether on her side the actress were
-asleep or not she could not guess, but she never moved nor spoke. The
-drive was long, and Pamela had lost all her sense of district when the
-coach was pulled up at last. But Mr. Sheridan, waking with a start and
-looking eagerly about him, cried:
-
-“Why, this is the King’s Road! I’ll be hanged if that’s not the lodge
-of Elm Park House.”
-
-“This, sir,” said Miss Falcon, “is Mulberry House, my poor abode, to
-which you are----” she paused, and altered her phrase--“where I am this
-night privileged to receive you.”
-
-Pamela understood she would not bid them welcome. At the same moment
-the royal carriage halted in its turn; but Miss Falcon, alighting, did
-not pause to pay the respect etiquette demanded. She pushed open the
-gate, and went quickly across the flagged courtyard towards the little
-house which stood square and solid, with pedimented portico, before
-them.
-
-As Pamela hurried after she saw that a light shone through the
-cracks of the shuttered ground floor windows. Miss Falcon inserted a
-key in the lock and opened the house door. She drew Pamela into an
-oak-panelled hall, dimly lit with a couple of candles in a silver
-candelabra, and herself stood in the aperture.
-
-She dropped a profound curtsy as the Prince appeared, followed by
-Mr. Sheridan and that other gentleman whom Pamela supposed to be the
-equerry-in-waiting.
-
-“Forgive me, sir,” her voice was low and tired, and it struck Pamela
-that something had gone out of it--the fire and thrill and youthful
-pathos that had made it every moment an appeal--“that you should have
-such a poor reception. Since I was not prepared for the honour, since
-it was your pleasure to surprise me by this favour, I must beg you to
-take me as I am. There are no servants here to-night.”
-
-She moved backwards as she spoke. Theatrical training stood her in good
-stead. The movement was perfect.
-
-“Will you condescend to enter? Mr. Sheridan, pray close the door behind
-His Highness.”
-
-She preceded the Prince, still backing easily, to a parlour on the
-right of the entrance. It was a small, gay apartment, panelled in
-white, with double doors leading apparently into an inner room. Four
-candles on the centre table, burning rather low in their sockets, gave
-a fairly sufficient light.
-
-Pamela, who slipped in, with some timidity, in the wake of the party,
-perceived their hostess’s face to be deathly pale, and hurried to her
-side.
-
-Miss Falcon caught her hand with an ice-cold grip.
-
-It must be confessed that the portly, elderly gentleman, who once
-for his charm and youthful grace had been known as Prince Florizel,
-looked discomfited to confoundment by the unexpected strangeness of the
-situation. His two companions stared at each other. The sobriety they
-all three needed seemed to be returning to them.
-
-“Will your Highness condescend to take a chair?”
-
-Still holding the milliner’s warm hand the play-actress stood erect.
-
-“Sir, it has been your pleasure to command the revelation of a secret
-which concerned only my humble person. I understand even that you have
-honoured me so far as to make my insignificance the object of a wager.
-I trust I am too obedient a subject to disobey my future Sovereign, too
-loyal not to assist him in the gratification of his sporting instincts.
-With the more readiness, indeed, that at four o’clock this afternoon
-my reason for wishing to keep my unimportant identity, my unobtrusive
-abode from the knowledge of the world has ceased to exist----”
-
-She broke off.
-
-Not more intently had the mighty audience hung upon her lips to-night
-than did now these four, her oddly entertained guests. Pamela’s heart
-beat high. She felt herself as on the very edge of some fathomless
-chasm of tragedy.
-
-“Your Royal Highness,” went on Felicity Falcon, her sweet voice hoarse,
-“since it is your pleasure to know it, my name is Gwenlian Morgan. I
-am the wife----” A spasm crossed her face. She caught her breath, and
-went on: “I married one Evan Morgan, a Welsh preacher. Ours has been
-a great love; but with him God was always first. He believed he had
-a call to London. We left the fair hills and our cottage for these
-dreadful streets. He failed. He fell into a decline. We had hardly any
-money left. He could work no more, and he would not take charity. I had
-to earn for him. How? I had to earn much and quickly or he would die.
-There was only one way, and that way anathema to him. To his pure and
-lofty mind the stage was always ruin and damnation!”
-
-Again there was a brief silence. The equerry tried to whisper to Mr.
-Sheridan, but that good-hearted gentleman gave him an angry scowl. The
-Prince sat breathing hard, his eyes fixed, his mouth slightly open.
-
-“There was but one way in which I could earn much and quickly. I took
-it. I took it in secret. I began low. Fortune favoured me. I was
-noticed behind the scenes by one whose notice meant advancement. Yes,
-sir”--she flashed a dark look at the equerry, who murmured a name--“my
-Lord Harborough was a generous patron; and then all came easy. At home
-I had but to lie. Good heavens, how I lied and plotted and contrived
-and deceived! But what did anything matter? There was no crime save
-unfaithfulness to my Beloved that I would not have committed for his
-sake. I told him I had inherited a fortune. I kept him almost from
-the first in comfort. When I was able to hire this house I told him I
-had sold out funds to do so. He believed me. He trusted me. He would
-as soon have thought of doubting an angel, as of doubting me. And so
-I--hoodwinked him. It was the easier that he had to keep to his bed. My
-one servant, his nurse, deaf and silent, never pried into my comings
-and goings. She believed, like him, that they were accounted for by the
-chapel meetings and mission-work; by necessary relaxation and repose. I
-went in and out of this house at night by the mews at the back. No one
-ever saw me enter. I took care of that. To-day--to-day the doctor came.
-He filled me with more hope than ever before. ‘Take him to Italy,’ he
-said. ‘And ’twill be a cure!’ With four thousand pounds in the bank----”
-
-She stopped so suddenly that Pamela cast an arm about her, fearing she
-might fall; but she clasped a rigid strength. Mr. Sheridan raised his
-quizzing glass to stare at the actress’s countenance; into her pale
-cheeks a fierce colour had risen. She was amazingly beautiful.
-
-“And so, my dear Miss Falcon--my dear Mrs. Morgan,” he cried curiously,
-“you took the favourable moment of confessing your subterfuge, your
-heroic subterfuge, to your pious husband! How did he bear it? A
-Welshman and a chapel man! I trust it was not a shock.”
-
-Her eyes turned upon him as if she were bereft of the power of
-understanding.
-
-“Mr. Sheridan means, ma’am,” cried the equerry impatiently, “how did
-the good preacher bear the awful revelation? Did you not yourself
-say that at four o’clock--four, wasn’t it, Sherry?--the great Falcon
-mystery ceased to exist.”
-
-“You are right, sir,” said Fair Fatality. “When I returned from
-rehearsal this afternoon I found--I saw--I knew--there was no secret
-between us any more! You want to know so much about me, all of you.”
-Her voice rose suddenly and piercingly. “Your curiosity shall be
-gratified to the end.”
-
-She moved away from Pamela with a steady step, flung open the folding
-doors, and pointed into the room revealed with a single magnificent
-gesture.
-
-Grasping the elbows of his chair, fuddled, inquisitive, the Prince
-of Wales lifted himself to stare. Mr. Sheridan took two strides and
-brought himself up with an ejaculation. And “Damn me!” cried the
-equerry, in accents of anger and fear. “This is a dashed low trick!”
-
-There was no need for anyone to cast a second glance into that room.
-The lights and the flowers, the rigid figure on the bed, covered with a
-white sheet, told their own story. The genial party were looking upon
-death.
-
-“Oh, you poor creature! You poor, unhappy dear!” cried Pamela Pounce,
-bursting into hot tears, and catching the Falcon to her heart.
-
-The preacher’s wife abandoned herself to the embrace; but only for the
-span of a moment, not for the relief of tears, not for the comfort of
-another woman’s tenderness, but because, just for that little while,
-every power fell into suspense. When she disengaged herself they were
-alone with the dead. Royalty and its boon companions had seized the
-opportunity to retire from a scene so discomforting.
-
-Felicity turned an abstracted gaze into the dining-room; it was clear
-to Pamela that her visitors, Royalty and all, were of less consequence
-in her mind than the stray moth that fluttered round the candles.
-
-“Will you look at him?” said the widow.
-
-Pamela wished that she would cry or swoon. This composure was terrible.
-Sobbing herself, she was drawn to the bedside, and, as Felicity lifted
-the sheet, gazed down upon the quiet, beautiful face. The play-actress
-bent and kissed the young forehead set in such majestic peace, and
-replaced the coverlet, re-arranging the white roses after she had done
-so. Then once more she took her companion by the arm, led her back into
-the dining-room, and closed the folding doors.
-
-“Now you must drink a glass of wine with me,” she said, “before you go.”
-
-“But I will stay with you.”
-
-“No. No. The coach is waiting for you. The driver will take you safe
-back. I prefer to be alone.”
-
-She went to a cupboard and drew out a decanter and a couple of glasses,
-and while Pamela sat and mopped her eyes with a drenched handkerchief,
-and bit her lip to keep down the rising sob, and chid herself for a
-poor, vaporous wretch no use to anyone, the woman who had lost her all
-poured out the wine with a steady hand; and with a steady hand did
-something else besides.
-
-She brought the glasses to the table, gave one to Pamela, and stood
-watching her while she drank.
-
-Then she sat down beside her, and, still holding her own full glass
-between taper fingers, leant across and said:
-
-“Kiss me, my dear, and thank you. When I went back to him after the
-rehearsal to-day, so full of joy, the woman said he was asleep, and
-I bent to kiss him, and, oh, his lips were cold! His lips were cold!
-Yours are warm. I wish I’d known you before. We should have been
-friends. Nay, ’tis as well! I might have brought misfortune to you as
-to the others. ’Tis better as it is,” she repeated rather wildly.
-
-And when sobbing that her own story was told and that she knew too what
-a broken heart meant, Pamela would have kissed her again, Felicity
-pushed her from her, and drank quickly.
-
-In the silence that followed, Pamela drew herself physically and
-mentally together, twisted her handkerchief, patted her curls, wiped
-her eyes a last time, then, in the tone of one firmly determined on the
-right course of action:
-
-“The coach may go, I’ll not leave you!” she cried.
-
-She broke off. Was it the scent of the flowers from the death-chamber,
-or some curious flavour in the wine? She was all at once aware of a
-singular, intense smell of almonds in the air.
-
-“Miss Falcon, Mrs. Morgan, my dear! Oh, you’re faint, you’re ill, and
-no wonder!”
-
-She clutched the sinking figure, but Fair Fatality had acted her last
-tragedy.
-
-Pamela Pounce never wore the Medusa ring. She dared not; but she kept
-it all her life.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-IN WHICH THERE IS A PRODIGIOUS SCANDAL ABOUT PINK FLOUNCES
-
-
-None ever knew the share which Pamela had taken in Felicity Falcon’s
-last night on earth.
-
-She had laid the slender figure as decently and respectfully as she
-could, on a couch, kissed the cold cheek once more, and walked out of
-the house.
-
-Those who would find her in the morning must make what they could
-of the story. Pamela had her own life and those dependent on her to
-consider. She could not afford to be mixed up with a scandal.
-
-Whether the chapel people to whose ranks the young preacher had
-belonged, were desirous of hushing up the evidence which might
-bring discredit upon them, or whether it were really believed that
-Mrs. Morgan had died of a heart-stroke brought on by grief did not
-transpire. They were buried together and given a very pious funeral
-with much preaching and psalm-singing.
-
-The event made a profound impression upon Pamela; it revived the cruel
-emotions of her recent personal experience.
-
-She had seen what love meant as never before; she understood its
-fearful supremacy, and how little anything else mattered beside it in
-life. There were times when she even envied Felicity Falcon; true, she
-had loved to desperation and death, but she had loved and been loved
-with a noble purity and faithfulness!
-
-The memory of the young Welsh preacher’s dead face, radiantly innocent,
-and of the triumph, set in agony, of the actress’s countenance as she
-had last seen it, haunted her continually. Death had stamped on their
-mortal love the seal of eternity.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs had lain in wait, the whole warm June sunset hour,
-till Miss Pounce should emerge from the side-door of the shut-up shop;
-he followed the erect, briskly walking figure with due discretion,
-and only permitted himself to catch her up at the corner of Berkeley
-Square. Then he accosted her.
-
-“Don’t, I do beseech you,” he cried, quickly forestalling the fierce
-repudiation in her eye, “don’t refuse to listen! I have not come
-after you to insult you, I haven’t, upon my honour! Pamela, I want to
-apologise. I want to ask your pardon.”
-
-His tone was so imploring and respectful, he looked so eager, so
-gallant and handsome too, in the rosy amber light, as he bent towards
-her, bare-headed, that her weapon of pride seemed broken in her hand.
-
-She tried to say with dignity: “There’s nothing more that I ever wish
-to hear from you, Mr. Bellairs,” but her voice faltered, and a sudden
-tear in each eye betrayed her.
-
-“See,” he went on eagerly. “The gate of the garden there is open. Let
-us go in, and sit on that bench. Just for a little while! Five minutes!
-One minute!”
-
-Pamela, shaking her head, and exclaiming: “No, sir. Nay, Mr. Bellairs,
-I cannot listen, ’tis impossible! ’Tis wrong! ’Tis folly!” nevertheless
-allowed herself to be drawn into the cool green tree-shadowed spot, and
-actually sat down on the suggested seat.
-
-He did not as much as offer her his hand; yet his urgency drove her
-almost with a physical force.
-
-“Oh, Pamela,” he cried, letting himself fall beside her, and clasping
-his hands and wringing them, “can you conceive what I felt when I heard
-that ’twas you--you!--oh, my generous girl--who paid my debt? And
-to think how the first use I made of my liberty was to offend you so
-grossly.”
-
-Pamela swallowed a sob.
-
-“’Tis over and done with now, Mr. Bellairs. Let me forget.”
-
-She tried to rise, but he caught a fold of her dress.
-
-“One moment more, if you have a woman’s heart. Nay, you see how anxious
-I am not to presume. I will go on my knees if you like. Oh, Pamela,
-when I went to pay back my Lord his ninety-seven pound ten, out of that
-pocketful of money you know of, and he stared at me, and: ‘Why, man,’
-says he, ‘I never thought to see you this morning! Her Ladyship was in
-one of her bad ways, and sure, if it was I had been in the sponging
-house, she’d not have out with a farthing! I’ve been but waiting for
-a better moment,’ says he. ‘Then who, in the name o’ God?’ cries I,
-cutting him short. Pamela, I lost no time in making my _congé_ to my
-Lord, and I ran all the way to that fellow Jobbins--I promise you! ‘For
-I’ll get to the bottom of this,’ I cried. ‘And ’twas a lady veiled,’
-quoth he, and stuck to it, and the fool that I am, must needs think my
-cousin Kitty was playing a sort of game with me; ashamed not to pay for
-me, but, the stingy thing! mortal afraid lest I should ask her again!
-And I went back again to Hertford Street to make a further exhibition
-of myself.”
-
-Here Pamela could not keep from laughter.
-
-“You laugh! ’Tis all I deserve. Indeed, ’twas a monstrous absurd scene.
-But my Lady pretty soon convinced me that the magnanimity I ascribed to
-her was unknown to that bit of strass she calls her heart. By the Lord,
-I think I was mad that morning altogether! I hardly know how I got out
-of Hertford Street once more, and all the way down to Jobbins, for the
-thought had dawned! I’ve not so many friends, you see, Pamela! ‘A tall,
-fine figure of a lady,’ says he, ‘stepping as clean as your own sorrel
-filly, Mr. Jocelyn. And I caught,’ says he, ‘a gleam of hair under the
-veil--now, if you’ll run your eye down the row in there,’ says he,
-jerking his thumb towards his stables, ‘you’ll see, third from the
-door, a bit of a gloss on a hack’s back that’s just the same colour.’
-And so I knew,” added Jocelyn, with a sudden drop from his tone of
-mimicry, into accents of real emotion.
-
-Pamela set her teeth upon her trembling lip. She made a desperate
-effort after her usual fine air of independence.
-
-“’Twas when we were friends, I’ll have you remember, Mr. Bellairs,” she
-said, with a toss of her head.
-
-“Ah, but Pamela, let us be friends now,” he spoke with a boyish
-earnestness which made him infinitely more attractive than in his
-most dashing mood of sparkishness. “’Tis just for that I have sought
-you. I want your forgiveness. I want your friendship. Let me see you
-sometimes, as a friend, a most respectful friend, honoured by your
-acquaintance. I am a wretched, worthless fellow,” he went on, with a
-kind of bitter humility. “I can’t even pay you back your loan, now,
-Pamela. But grant me a chance. Let me show myself better than you have
-known me. ’Pon honour, it would give me something to hope for, just to
-think you’d let me see you now and again, in a kindly way; that you had
-not cast me altogether out of your life.”
-
-It was the acknowledgment that he couldn’t pay her back that softened
-Miss Pounce’s obduracy towards him. She consented to forgive him, to
-consider him as a friend, even to admit the possibility that if they
-met--oh, quite accidentally!--on an off-day, she mightn’t refuse to
-take a stroll with him in the Green Park.
-
-It would seem as if nothing had changed; as if she was the same
-too-trusting, foolish girl, and he the same sly, audacious villain;
-yet, as she determinedly parted from him and hurried out of the garden
-to her lodging, she knew that there had come a profound alteration into
-their relations.
-
-Meanwhile the enmity excited in the bosoms of Miss Smithson and Miss
-Popple against the successful milliner was far from abating. Indeed,
-the mature young lady who had hoped for Pamela Pounce’s present
-position had an ever-gathering sense of grievance. What if she had a
-heavy hand? Were there not solid dowagers and others who preferred
-substance and money’s worth to your fly-away gossamer nothings?
-
-Between these two important members of Madame Mirabel’s establishment,
-there had come to be a tacit understanding--though they were far too
-genteel and high-minded to indulge in anything like a conspiracy--that
-it was their bounden duty, in dear Madame Mirabel’s interests, to keep
-a sharp look-out on Miss Pounce, and report any proceeding of hers
-calculated to injure them.
-
-“As, of course, my dear, poor Anna-Maria,” Clara Smithson would declare
-of her rich business relative, “is that good-natured that times and
-times I’ve had to step in, as it were, and save her from herself.”
-
-Miss Popple was too tactful to request specification.
-
-“La, you never say, dear!” she would exclaim, with unflagging emphasis.
-“And what a good thing it is that she’s got you, the poor kind
-creature! ’Tis what we all feel.”
-
-The while her private thoughts would run contemptuously:
-
-“As if every one didn’t know, you long-toothed old frump, that ’tis you
-Madame keeps on out of charity, and has the books regular checked by a
-spry young gentleman from the bank every Saturday night, private, or
-they’d be in the muddle of the world before the month was out!”
-
-Miss Clara Smithson’s secret opinion of Miss Popple was probably no
-more complimentary, but it is in the nature of things that worthy
-individuals, working for a common cause, should sink personal feelings;
-and, therefore, when Miss Smithson made the appalling discovery in
-connection with the pink-flounced muslin of a Sunday afternoon, it was
-Miss Popple to whom she confided it the first thing on Monday morning.
-
-That Sunday afternoon being a remarkably fine day, Miss Smithson had
-accepted the offer of the married nephew in the Tobacco Trade, who was
-particularly civil to her in view of her reported savings, to drive
-with him in a hackney as far as Richmond Park, and partake of a choice
-refection of ale and winkles by the river-side. Now, as the hackney was
-rolling along the highway towards Richmond, they passed a cottage on
-the outskirts of the town, a quite superior cottage residence with an
-embowered garden, honeysuckle and roses. In this garden, upon a rustic
-chair, a young woman was seated with a child upon her lap. She wore a
-conspicuous dress of pink muslin. Her head, which was bent over the
-child, was bare, unpowdered, and clothed with a profusion of bright
-chestnut tresses. The child’s face, Miss Smithson was able to observe,
-was very dark, almost foreign-looking, and its little curly pate,
-coppery-red.
-
-There was something familiar in the attitude of the young person in the
-flaring frock, and Miss Smithson, who was not a rapid thinker, puzzled
-over it most of the afternoon. Towards the end of her last glass of
-ale, neglecting the tempting offer of a final winkle which the devoted
-nephew was extending to her on his tie-pin, she clapped her hands and
-cried:
-
-“I have it!”
-
-Being asked to explain this strange diversion from the business of the
-hour, she declined, and it was only into the sympathetic bosom of Miss
-Popple that she now unfolded her theories.
-
-“Pamela Pounce it was, my dear, as I’m a living sinner! There’s not
-another head like that on the town, I’ll swear! And a little black
-child on her lap, as bold as brass! Miss is so fashionable, too, as we
-all know. Foh, the hussy! It really,” said the virtuous Miss Smithson,
-“makes me shudder!”
-
-And shudder she did, till Miss Popple thought she heard her bones
-rattle.
-
-“I always said,” said Polly Popple, “that there was something
-mysterious about that young woman’s private life. Dark, did you say,
-dear? We all know the complexion of the young gentleman that used to
-come here after Miss Pounce. And she’s been seen with him in the Green
-Park again, most audacious of late. And what’s to be done now,” she
-cried in a virtuous passion, “to get her out of the house, and not have
-her contaminating us respectable females? Let’s to Madame Mirabel this
-moment!”
-
-“Beware how you do such a thing!” exclaimed Miss Smithson,
-horror-struck. “Tut, Polly! We’ve got to get things a vast more
-circumspect before we take such precipitous action. The first thing to
-find out is whether Miss Pounce has a gown of that impudent colour.”
-
-“I’ll ask her this minute!” exclaimed Popple, springing up from the
-little horsehair chair and making for the door.
-
-“And if we do bring it home to her, Polly,” pursued Miss Smithson,
-clutching her friend’s fat wrist, “far be it from me to be hard on
-a fellow-creature, however perverted and brazen. I’d rather put the
-matter before Miss Pounce herself--ay, and before that good creature,
-her aunt, my Lady Kilcroney’s woman, who’s had a mort of trouble with
-her already--and get the abandoned gal to send in her resignation,
-rather than upset my cousin! Anna-Maria has a weak heart.”
-
-Polly Popple pondered. Both prudent virgins exchanged a look. It dawned
-upon these sensitive consciences that Madame Mirabel might not be of
-their way of thinking; might, in fine, be disposed to put modes before
-morals, especially as custom was increasing every day and the fame of
-Pounce millinery spreading far and wide.
-
-“Maybe you’re right,” said Polly thoughtfully. “Well, I’ll be back as
-soon as I can, dear, and let you know what I’ve drawn out of her.”
-
-The showroom was empty of custom, the hour being still early, and
-Pamela, singing a little song under her breath, was engaged, with the
-bright energy which characterised her, in superintending the disposal
-of the wares. She had fanciful schemes of colour differing with each
-day, and subtly suited to the mood most likely to be engendered by
-the weather. Thus, on a cold, bleak autumn afternoon you might find
-a flamingo flame of feather calling you through the glass; and on a
-torrid July morning such as the present, the coolest and most ethereal
-creams and greys; or a rustic straw with a wreath of moon daisies that
-would set you dreaming of the country. Even such a creation was Miss
-Pounce now holding in her hand when, rather out of breath--for she was
-of a stout habit and a congested type of comeliness--Polly Popple came
-heavily up to her.
-
-“And pray, Miss Pounce,” said the assistant, while, at the abruptness
-of the address, unpreceded by the usual “Good morning,” all the young
-ladies turned to stare--“pray, Miss Pounce, was you by any chance
-Richmond way yesterday?”
-
-Polly was no diplomatist.
-
-“And what’s that to you, Miss Popple?” responded Pamela. “As a matter
-of fact, I was; but ’tain’t none of your business, as I’m aware! Girls,
-what are you doing?”
-
-Pamela scented mischief, and resented the tone of the question,
-which rang in unmistakable challenge. Nevertheless, she remained
-good-humoured.
-
-“Perhaps,” said the other darkly, “’tis more my business than you think
-of. Might I further inquire if you was wearing a pink gown, miss?”
-
-“Yes, Popple, I was. A pink gown, flounced to the waist, muslin. A
-sweet thing it is, and suits me uncommon. Perhaps you’d like to know if
-I wear a white _bouffand_ to it, and the style of hat?”
-
-“Oh, never mind the hat, Miss Pounce! Since you are so obleeging as
-to permit me another question, might I ask if you was a-setting in a
-garden a-holding of a child upon your lap?”
-
-The colour flew like a flag to the head milliner’s cheek and fire to
-her eye. Then she abruptly turned her back upon the questioner, and the
-youngest assistant, who happened to be taking a hat out of a drawer,
-was surprised to see that she was struggling with a violent inclination
-to laugh.
-
-“Ho!”
-
-The ejaculation leaped with a world of horror from Polly’s lips.
-
-Her superior wheeled back upon her.
-
-“Yes, Miss Popple, I was sitting in a garden, and very pleasant it was
-among the roses; and I had a child upon my lap, the dearest, sweetest
-little creature that ever breathed, a perfect cherub! A girl, if you
-want to know, Miss Popple, and though dark, like to be a beauty.”
-
-The young ladies tittered, though there were looks interchanged, too.
-And Pamela’s tone, tripped up with subterranean mirth, sounded to some
-of them rather hysterical.
-
-Polly, after a dumb show of wounded female delicacy, expressively
-rendered, tottered from the room as if her legs could scarce carry so
-much horrified rectitude; and the incident apparently dropped. Indeed,
-Pamela regarded it merely as another of Popple’s nasty bits of spleen.
-A low-minded, common creature! As if her girls would be taken in by
-such vile suggestions! As if the life of Pamela Pounce, head milliner,
-was not as fresh and fair as her own face!
-
-An episode which Pamela could not but consider as curious in the
-circumstances presently occurred and drove the very existence of Popple
-from her mind.
-
-A carriage drew up to the door, early as it was--ten o’clock had not
-yet struck--and a customer entered, a short, dark young woman of a
-marked type of Spanish beauty, who walked with a bold cadence of the
-hips that set her maize silk panniers swinging, and a carriage of the
-head that you might call like that of a fawn, or of a serpent, as your
-feelings towards her prompted.
-
-Pamela advanced in her most engaging manner.
-
-“What can I do for you, madam?” She broke off. “Merciful heavens!”
-something within her cried. “I should know that face.”
-
-The newcomer fixed her with beautiful, insolent eyes. There was a gleam
-of rubies in each delicate ear, and at the dusky round throat a red
-fire that came and went from a monstrous clasp of the same stones,
-half-hidden by laces.
-
-“If you will show me a hat, all black, with black feathers,” began
-the lady. She had a slow voice, rich like cream, and an odd guttural
-aspiration of the consonants. “Something with the Spanish air.”
-
-In her turn, she stopped short. The milliner had fallen back a pace,
-and was looking at her with horror.
-
-“I think,” said Pamela, very low but very distinctly, “that you have
-entered this establishment by mistake.”
-
-The foreign lady wheeled upon her. There was no doubt about it, with
-all her beauty she was viperish.
-
-“Fool, my name is the Countess Sanquhar!”
-
-“And a very fit name for you, too!” responded Pamela.
-
-Upon which extraordinary observation she herself opened the door and
-stood until the visitor passed out.
-
-You may be a beauty, and you may be the lawful wife of an English peer,
-but it is difficult to keep your dignity when you are turned out of a
-shop by a miserable working-woman as if you were the last of the last.
-Only by doing murder on her offender could the notorious Lady Sanquhar,
-who had been once the respected wife of an honest Spanish merchant,
-have redeemed the situation from utter ignominy. But as she could not
-do murder in actual fact, she only did it with her eyes, as, swaying
-more than ever, she went forth.
-
-Pamela shut the door; the four assistants stared at her with one
-accord. They had not known such an exciting morning for a long time.
-
-“Upon my word, Miss Pounce,” said Polly Popple, “you take a deal upon
-yourself, you do.”
-
-Pamela sat down, rather white about the lips, breathing quickly through
-dilated nostrils.
-
-“If it had got known that I’d sold as much as a feather to that
-creature,” she said, “Madame Mirabel might as well put up her shutters,
-for there’s not a lady of quality would have crossed the threshold of
-her showroom again.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY INSISTS ON THE DUTY OF MORALITY.
-
-
-“If you please, my Lady, might I speak to your Ladyship?”
-
-My Lady Kilcroney looked up from the sorrows of Miss Clarissa Harlowe,
-which she was particularly enjoying, and gazed at her handmaiden.
-
-Lydia Pounce and her mistress had gone through, together, so many
-emotions, intrigues, quarrels, reconciliations, triumphs, and despairs
-that it was scarcely too much to say they had become indispensable
-to each other. Therefore, too, both had grown to read each other’s
-countenances with the utmost facility. Now, Lydia was pale and pinched;
-her knobby little hands were clasping each other fiercely across her
-neat waistband; she was visibly trembling. Lady Kilcroney knew these
-symptoms.
-
-“What is to do, Lydia?”
-
-“Ho, my Lady!”
-
-The Abigail here clutched at her heart and turned up her eyes.
-
-“Dear me, Lydia,” said her Ladyship, tartly, “have they ventured to
-laugh again in the pantry as you happened to be passing, or has anyone
-broken into the safe and stolen my diamonds?”
-
-“Ho, your Ladyship, you may well ask. Heaven knows I’m prepared from
-this out to be the laughing-stock of this house. Everyone may point
-the finger of scorn at me. The name of Pounce is for ever blasted! As
-for thieves, my Lady, there are worse thieves than will ever be hanged
-walking about this moment, and treasures stolen of value far above
-diamonds!”
-
-“Dear me!”
-
-“Her Ladyship wouldn’t be so easy with her ‘dear me’s’ if she knew
-what’s happened. ’Tis gospel truth, my Lady, and I’m telling no
-falsehood, that the thought of having to inform your Ladyship is the
-bitterest part of the sorrow that has come upon me this day!”
-
-Kitty Kilcroney put down her book. Seeing that her maid’s eyes were
-genuinely tear-stained, and that the convulsive shiverings were not all
-assumed, she began to feel concern.
-
-“Dear me!” she said again, in quite another tone. “I trust nothing has
-happened to your family--your good brother, or any of the children?”
-
-She broke off. Lydia, who was making the most dreadful grimaces, here
-flung her little muslin apron over her head and sobbed behind it.
-
-“It’ll break my brother’s heart, him so respected on his own property,
-as old in the name as gentry, yeomen these hundreds of years, and only
-for bad times none of them ever looking to service. And ho! my Lady,
-him setting such store by that girl, and me so proud of her!”
-
-“That girl! You don’t mean Pamela?”
-
-Lydia dropped the apron.
-
-“I do. The horrid, wicked creature. And ho, my Lady, it all comes of
-encouraging idle young gentlemen and paying their debts for them, and
-letting them off going to India, and if the name of Pounce is blasted,
-the name of Bellairs ain’t much better, and so I tell you, fair and
-square, my Lady!”
-
-“Good heavens!” said my Lady Kilcroney, whisking round so sharply on
-the sofa that Clarissa fell in one direction, and my Lady’s cushions,
-fan, and pocket handkerchief in the other. “Never tell me that that
-silly young man is--has been--can be----”
-
-“He was, he is, and as to can be, your Ladyship knows yourself what
-young gentlemen are! Oh, to think of its going on so long, though
-indeed, I might ha’ known! Haven’t I seen them walking together on a
-Sunday afternoon, times and again, and it’s all head toss and ‘How dare
-you, aunt?’ if so much as a word of warning is given!”
-
-“Jocelyn Bellairs! But what has been discovered? What proof have you?”
-
-“Oh, la!” The fire of excitement was drying up the elder Miss Pounce’s
-tears. “’Tis all over Mirabel’s already. Proof, my Lady? Wasn’t the
-unfortunate girl seen sitting in a garden last Sunday in a secret
-cottage, with a dark baby on her lap? _A dark baby, my Lady!_ And think
-of Mr. Bellairs, as black as my shoe! And her, as Miss Smithson--that’s
-the book-keeper, my Lady--who has just left me, said to me, as bold as
-brass, all in the sunshine. And she ain’t denied nothing, neither.”
-
-“Who? Pamela?”
-
-Kitty was falling from amazement to amazement. She had seen a vast
-deal, one way and another, of Madame Mirabel’s milliner, and if ever
-there was, in her opinion, an honest, sensible, good-living young
-woman, it was Pamela Pounce.
-
-“She don’t deny it. Miss Popple up and taxed her straight out, and she
-as good as admitted it. Not a bit ashamed, either.”
-
-“Foh!” my Lady fumed. “Surely you’re not going to condemn your own
-flesh and blood on hearsay, woman?”
-
-“My Lady,” Lydia began to pant, as if she suddenly remembered how hard
-she had been running. “I’m back from Madame Mirabel’s this moment, and
-seen Pamela, and oh, the audacity of her! Laughing in my face, and
-tossing her head! ‘And ’tis true,’ cries she, ‘the little rogue is
-dark. And if I prefer ’em dark,’ says she, ‘what then?’”
-
-“‘Ho, Miss,’ says I, ‘your taste lies in the dark line,’ says I.
-‘That’s no surprise to me you bold hussy!’ And then, my Lady, you’ll
-never believe it, she regular insulted me.
-
-“‘Well,’ she says, ‘and if I do prefer a dark gentleman, ain’t a body
-free to have their fancy? There’s you,’ she says, ‘as likes them fat
-and cat-footed, with a wheeze and a paunch,’ referring, my Lady, to the
-attentions Mr. Blandfoot is paying me. And then I answers her back:
-
-“‘I’m sure, you wicked girl, if Mr. Blandfoot and I ever agree to
-settle, it’ll be as man and wife, respectable _and_ respected.’”
-
-“‘Why, lud, aunt,’ she says, ‘you have a nasty mind.’ And more than
-that, my Lady, I couldn’t get out of her, it being her busy time.
-And--oh, dear, to be sure!--was there ever such a desperate bit of
-work? Her getting on so well, fought over by the ladies, I may say!”
-
-Lady Kilcroney allowed the lamentations to continue without
-interruption for some time, her own thoughts being concentrated on the
-painful problem. The more she reflected upon it, the more, alas! she
-began to believe in the story.
-
-Old Bellairs’s nephew was a sad dog--a handsome, plausible, dashing,
-insidious rascal--she knew that. And that he had pursued Pamela with
-his attentions, she was also aware. The girl’s attitude of defiance
-could hardly go with innocence, and there was that strange story about
-the debt. Now, Kitty liked Pamela, and she had a certain sympathy, too,
-with a spirit that refused to humiliate itself on a question of private
-conduct.
-
-“I trust no one has ever been able to say of me that I am otherwise
-than strictly virtuous,” she thought, “but I can’t abide these prying
-prudes that think ’tis their business to show up any poor child that’s
-made a slip in her time.”
-
-“And, ho, my Lady,” concluded Lydia, “they’ve kept it from Madame
-Mirabel, on condition that my niece resigns her situation.”
-
-“Now, look here, Lydia, stop sniffing. If ’tis my poor dear Bellairs’s
-nephew that wronged the girl, I’ll see that he makes reparation. He
-shall marry her. Leave it to me. Leave it to me, I say! I’ll have the
-truth out of them both, and then I’ll join their hands, I swear it,
-before I’m two days older!”
-
-Kitty was one of those whose plans are swiftly conceived and whose
-impatient spirit will not brook an instant’s delay in their execution.
-She sat down that very moment to write to her graceless relative.
-
-“He must not guess,” she thought, as her quill ran with little squeaks
-and pauses--“he must not guess that he is to be brought to book, or
-my young gentleman will have a thousand good reasons for declining to
-present himself.”
-
- “_Dear Nephew Jocelyn_,” wrote she, very silkily--“_Pray come and
- visit me this next Thursday afternoon at three of the clock. It is a
- long time since we have met, and there is a little matter----_”
-
-Here Kitty stopped and nibbled at her pen. How could she bait the trap
-so that the fox should fall into it?
-
- “_a little matter which I wish to discuss with you. I think when you
- hear what it is, you will agree ’twas worth wasting half an hour on
- your attached aunt-in-law_,
- “KITTY KILCRONEY.”
-
-Kitty shook the pounce-box over the sheet, folded, superscribed, and
-affixed with a pat a knowing little wafer which bore the semblance of a
-rose with the touching motto: “Sweet unto death.”
-
-Then, popping her round chin on her clasped hands, she gave herself to
-reflection, quite a minute’s reflection.
-
-“If you want a thing well done, do it yourself. There never was a
-sounder saw. I’ll not trust Lydia.”
-
-My Lady took up her pen again.
-
- “_My good Pounce_”--thus ran the quill--“_Pray present yourself here
- on Thursday at three o’clock, bringing the dark baby about which
- there’s such a to-do. I think I have proved myself a friend to you;
- do you prove that you recognise it by falling in with my desire._
-
- “K. KILCRONEY.
-
- “_P.S.--I was never more anxious to act well by you than in this
- instance._”
-
-Having despatched these missives, my Lady kept her counsel; and when
-the answers came--Mr. Bellairs’s reply accepting rather effusively,
-with indeed, as his benefactress felt, not without some malice, a
-lively sense of favours to come; and Pamela’s in four respectful lines
-couched in the best millinery phraseology--the plotter locked them into
-her bureau, and forbade Lydia to mention the subject to her again, if
-she valued her situation.
-
-On the Thursday afternoon fixed for the meeting my Lady Kilcroney
-thoroughly prepared to enjoy herself. There was nothing she more
-relished than the ruling of a difficult situation. She had no qualms as
-to the extent of her genius; she had no inconvenient scruples as to her
-wisdom.
-
-The nephew of her late poor Bellairs had, it seemed, wronged the young
-person in whom she took an interest. He should be made to right that
-wrong, or her name was not Kitty Kilcroney.
-
-When the hour approached she clothed herself in garments subtly adapted
-to her role, rich in texture, yet grave in hue; a mulberry satin, to be
-precise, brocaded with amber roses. Her toilet accomplished, she flung
-a satisfied look into her mirror. ’Twas a bit heavy for a summer’s day,
-but really, with the old deep-hued lace at throat and elbows, mightily
-becoming.
-
-Then she wheeled upon her maid.
-
-“Now, Lydia,” ordered she, “you are not to show your nose till I bid
-you. I’ll not have you poking it into my arrangements. It’s a deal too
-sharp and fond of prying, as it is. Ay, I do expect your niece and Mr.
-Jocelyn Bellairs. And, no, I haven’t told you anything about it. I’m
-to manage this business or I wash my hands of it. If you goggle your
-eyes any more, Lydia, they will drop out! Nay, I will not permit you a
-word with Pamela. Nay, not so much as a look at her. You will keep to
-your premises till I ring my bell.”
-
-Lydia tossed her head a good deal, and was sure she was very grateful
-to her Ladyship. And no one could accuse her of wanting to interfere,
-Heaven knew! And, as for looking at that creature’s bold face again
-till she was an honest woman, it was enough for her the last time.
-Heaven was her witness that she’d had a queasiness at the pit of the
-stomach ever since!
-
-Having issued her instructions, Kitty sailed downstairs, turned the
-astonished Kilcroney out of his library, which had, she considered, a
-more judicial appearance than the gold-and-white drawing-room, ordered
-my Lord, in the determined tone which he never resisted, to his club
-till dinner-time; rang for a couple of footmen to remove my Lord’s
-tankard, pipe and other witnesses of loose living from the premises,
-and sat herself down in a large leather arm-chair to await the sinners.
-
-Three had not yet struck from the grandfather clock in the corner when
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs was announced. He entered with rather less of
-the conquering air than was his wont. No doubt a very handsome youth,
-and vastly improved in manners, thought Kitty, noting the exact depth
-of his bow and the decorous air of homage with which he kissed her
-extended hand. Attired, too, with a quiet elegance, which, considering
-that the hand he saluted was the one which had frequently paid his
-tailor, was, my Lady considered, well chosen.
-
-“Pray sit down, Nephew Jocelyn. I am glad to see you.”
-
-When she had resumed her position in the seat of justice, and he had
-deferentially placed himself in a high-backed chair--a little too near
-her, she thought, for proper respect, but some slight familiarity might
-be pardoned to a relative--he looked at her interrogatively, and there
-ensued a silence.
-
-It was not Kitty’s policy to put him at his ease by small talk; rather,
-indeed, through a certain measured severity, to awaken stirs of
-conscience. And as now his fine brown orbs took the inward roll which
-she knew betokened self-searching, she kept an immovable countenance,
-looking down at her brocade lap and smoothing a fold here and there
-with delicate, be-ringed fingers. She had considerable knowledge of the
-world, this spoilt, pretty child of fortune!
-
-“I’ll wager,” thought she, “he’s counting up his debts, and wondering
-which I’ve heard of, and never giving a thought to his horrid
-immorality.”
-
-Mr. Bellairs cleared his throat, glanced uneasily at his hostess, began
-a sentence on the subject of the weather, broke off in the middle and
-said, with a plunge:
-
-“Here I am, then, Aunt Kilcroney, agreeable to your command!”
-
-“And, indeed, ’tis no less than your duty, I should think. ’Tis a vast
-of time, sir, since you have done me the honour to call upon me. Yet I
-think each quarter day brings you the wherewithal to remember me by, to
-say the least of it.”
-
-He looked at her with an expression in which relief and disappointment
-struggled. Was it only to keep him to heel, like a well-trained dog,
-that she had sent for him? Was there nothing but huffiness at his lack
-of assiduity to account for her air of disapproval, or had she heard
-of that little bill to which my Lord Kilcroney had so good-naturedly
-set his name? Or of that ruffling night at the Cocoa Tree when he had
-lost four hundred pounds to my Lord Sanquhar, and thereafter raised the
-money to settle it with Mr. Aaron, on my lady’s own banker’s order to
-himself? A transaction which might have been ruin indeed if the most
-generous girl in all the world had not got him out of the sponging
-house in time. Here his cogitations came to an abrupt end, and the very
-person in his thoughts stood in the doorway.
-
-He got up, all amazement, as my lady too, majestically rose. What in
-the name of Heaven brought Pamela Pounce hither, and why, by all that
-was crazy, was she carrying a little dark child in her arms?
-
-The young man flushed, bit his lip, and trembled with a sudden fury.
-By Heaven, if Pamela had gone behind his back to tattle to my Lady, he
-would--yes, dash it, he would pay her back and never speak to the chit
-again!
-
-“Is this the child?” said Kitty, with a bell-like tone of melancholy.
-
-Pamela curtsied with great deliberation for all reply, and, at a wave
-of Kitty’s hand, gracefully sat down, settling her pretty burthen in
-her lap.
-
-It was a little girl, beautiful in a dark way, with devouring brown
-eyes. She was exquisitely dressed in a lawn frock, with insertion and
-mignonette trimming. The Princess Amelia could not have been finer
-clad, thought Kitty, and as Pamela took off the straw hat with the
-ostrich feathers and revealed an ordered tangle of copper curls, which
-would one day be night-black, threaded through with a faint blue
-ribbon, my lady could hardly restrain a cry of admiration.
-
-Kitty stood and looked at Mr. Bellairs. He was in the throes of
-undeniable agitation. She looked at Pamela, serene and, as she gazed
-down at the child, Kitty thought, lovely, with a maternal softening of
-her bright, handsome face.
-
-“Ah, Jocelyn Bellairs!” cried Lady Kilcroney, dramatically, “you may
-well turn away. You may well feel that sight were more than you can
-endure. But raise your eyes, sir. Behold, behold, and let your heart
-speak. Can you call yourself a man and refuse that trusting creature
-her rights, refuse that exquisite cherub a father’s name?”
-
-“Good Lord!” cried Jocelyn. He cast the hat he had been clasping under
-his arm into the middle of the room, the better to clutch his temples.
-“Am I stark, staring mad? What monstrous stroke is this, what plot,
-what inconceivable mistake?”
-
-There was such a ring of truth in his accents that my Lady shot a
-doubting glance at Pamela, but conviction returned upon her as she saw
-this young woman bending over the child so as to hide her face, and
-shaken with hysterical emotion.
-
-Kitty drew a long breath, and started again.
-
-“Do not think, nephew, that by adding deceit to your vileness, you can
-make a better situation for yourself. Far from it. I have not sent for
-you here to-day to rebuke or even to reproach. My sole desire is to
-help you both. Heaven forbid that I should be hard on any woman who has
-been betrayed by her own heart!
-
-“Pamela, if you had confided in me ere this--nay, never mind now!
-Suffice it that I know all. As for you, sir, I am well aware that
-gentlemen think all too lightly of a woman’s virtue; that if their
-fancy leads them to court in a lower class than their own, the most
-hitherto virtuous and confiding female becomes, to use their own horrid
-words, fair game.
-
-“But I’ll not have Pamela Pounce treated so! She’s far too good for
-you, sir, and so I tell you straight. And the proposal which I am about
-to make to you is for her sake, and not for yours. You shall marry this
-good young woman--good but for you, you scamp!--and I shall make it my
-business to place you in an advantageous position out of England. I’ll
-pay your debts again, sir, and set you up. I have not thought where
-yet, but it shall not be India, for the little angel’s sake----”
-
-Here she stopped suddenly. Her eye strayed to the child, and she saw,
-to her utter amazement, that the young milliner was laughing, not
-weeping.
-
-“Pamela Pounce!” she cried, in a scandalized voice.
-
-Pamela got up and set the child on the floor.
-
-“Will your Ladyship observe the little one? She is small for her age,
-I know, nevertheless it is plain to see she is over two years. How old
-are you, Carmelita? Tell the lady.”
-
-The child, who had maintained a solemn observant silence during the
-whole proceeding, her great eyes roaming from one person to another,
-while she contentedly sat on Pamela’s lap, now looked up into her
-friend’s face with a roguish smile.
-
-“Tell the pretty lady.”
-
-“Tell you,” said the child.
-
-“Well, then, tell Pamela.”
-
-But with the perversity of its sex and years, the child was here seized
-with overwhelming giggles and buried its head in Pamela’s skirt.
-
-Kitty was staring with her mouth and eyes open, while a dawning sense
-of something utterly ludicrous and amazing showed itself on her face.
-
-“If her Ladyship will kindly tax her memory,” Pamela spoke in
-ineradicable bonnet-shop phraseology--“to the extent of recollecting
-that I met Mr. Bellairs for the first time on the doorstep of this
-house but eighteen months ago, she will realise that----”
-
-“Enough! Enough!” cried Kitty.
-
-She waved her hand, fell back into her arm-chair, pressing her filmy
-handkerchief to her lips, trying to check her peals of laughter.
-Perhaps she was not quite so overwhelmed with merriment as she
-pretended. Perhaps she felt that the only way of mitigating the supreme
-ridicule of her situation was by being the first to laugh at it.
-
-As her patroness laughed, Pamela waxed serious, while Jocelyn Bellairs
-stood scarlet and indignant, the picture of offence and injured
-rectitude.
-
-“I little thought, my Lady, when those cats at Mirabel’s got hold of
-my cat of an aunt--begging your Ladyship’s pardon--and started this
-scandal against me, and all along of seeing my pink flounces at tea
-with old Madame Guturez, this darling’s grandmother, I little thought
-your Ladyship would be ready to believe such an outrageous bit of
-spiteful nonsense.
-
-“When they upped and attacked me, says I to them, ‘Mind your own
-business!’ Heaven be good to me,” said Pamela. “I wasn’t going to
-stoop to defend myself to them, and if I hadn’t been the best-natured
-girl in the world, I’d have gone straight to Madam Mirabel, and told
-her then and there of their plot!
-
-“And as for Aunt Lydia--well, her ladyship knows herself. Those old
-maids have the minds of I don’t know what. It’s enough to be young and
-good-looking for them to think the worst of you. And her a-drawing in
-Mr. Bellairs so shameful. I don’t mind confessing to you, my Lady, that
-the more that poor old thing shook and shivered, and went on at me, the
-more I thought it would be a fine joke to let her give herself away.
-But when it comes to your Ladyship----”
-
-“Well, well,” said Kitty, not quite liking the tirade, with pansy eyes
-rather angry over tightly smiling lips. “You had but to write me three
-words of explanation, Pamela----”
-
-“Begging your Ladyship’s pardon, if I’d explained ever so, your
-Ladyship wouldn’t have believed. No lady would ever believe a poor
-girl accused like me, if she didn’t bring up proof. And allow me to
-point out, your Ladyship,” went on the milliner, with a flourish, as
-if she were indicating some remarkable feather or trimming, “that
-your Ladyship having merely wrote me to come round with the child, it
-wouldn’t have been becoming in me to be attributing meanings to your
-Ladyship’s commands.”
-
-The fire went out of Kitty’s eyes, for she was a just woman; she
-laughed again, and this time with a genuine ring.
-
-“Why, was there ever such a girl! And I so moved over your story, and
-so yearning over the child, and so stirred up, ready to threaten and
-appeal. And so pleased with myself to be standing such a friend to you,
-and bringing Master Jocelyn to book so clever!”
-
-“Nay,” said Pamela, “she’s not mine at all.” Here she swung the little
-creature up into her arms, and hugged her. “And I’m sure I wish she
-was. There, I don’t know what I wouldn’t have gone through to have
-such a little darling as this all my own! No, she’s not mine, your
-Ladyship. Poor innocent. Ah, ’tis cruel! It’s worse than no mother at
-all she has, her that’s the child of the wretch that calls herself Lady
-Sanquhar.”
-
-Both Kitty and her nephew-by-law cried out at this; Master Jocelyn was
-shaken from his injured mood by sudden memories.
-
-“What, that odious, bold-faced, dressed-up strumpet!” exclaimed Kitty,
-“driving about in the park in his Lordship’s curricle, and brazening it
-at the Opera, till a woman of virtue scarce knows which way to look!”
-and:
-
-“The Spanish woman that ran away with Lord Sanquhar!” shouted Mr.
-Bellairs, “whose husband was shot before my very eyes as he was trying
-to stop her? Aye, aye, I remember there was a little child.”
-
-“And only three days ago,” said Pamela, “I turned the woman out of the
-shop. ’Tis transported she’d be, if justice were done.”
-
-At this my Lady Kilcroney stepped across the room and embraced Miss
-Pamela Pounce. Then she kissed the child, too, with lingering, repeated
-caress, that round velvet cheek stirring irresistible motherly passions.
-
-“And it shall have a cake, it shall, and nice chockey to drink, it
-shall, the pretty rogue! Ring the bell, Jocelyn.”
-
-Having obeyed, Mr. Bellairs advanced, nostrils dilated, swaggering a
-little as he came, with a defiant smartness which did not sit ill on
-him.
-
-“I presume, Aunt Kilcroney, that as there is nothing else upon which
-you can desire to confer with me, you would wish me to withdraw.
-Nevertheless, there is one word I should like to say in your hearing to
-Miss Pamela Pounce. Will you spare me a hand, Pamela. Thank you. I kiss
-this honest hand, this honest, kindly, helpful hand, and I say that if
-you will condescend to bestow it on me, I will----”
-
-But Pamela drew away her fingers, and curtsying, child and all, said
-with great dignity:
-
-“Thank you, Mr. Bellairs, I have no intention of changing my state.”
-
-Kitty looked doubtfully from one to the other. Had he been in earnest?
-She saw that Pamela did not think so, for the girl had coloured to the
-roots of her hair, and tossed her head. She would have no gentleman’s
-pity or condescension.
-
-The countenance of the young man was inscrutable, as he bowed very low,
-turned on his heel, and left the room.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was past nine that evening before Madame Mirabel’s head milliner
-had sufficiently made up her afternoon’s holiday to be able to leave
-the workroom. There was a purple twilight over the whole busy town,
-and the lamplighter was going round with his ladder, leaving a jonquil
-flame behind him at long intervals. Here and there a torch flared in
-a link. The streets were full of the sound of feet, the quick feet of
-those hurrying home, the slow feet of the strollers. Pamela was tired;
-the day had been a long and agitating one. She paused a moment on the
-pavement, outside the shop, to inhale the warm air, and to enjoy the
-sense of leisure, at last. Her mind worked mechanically.
-
-“A twist of purple net on dark blue satin, with a tuft of orange
-feathers. ’Twould be a new combination and vastly genteel. (’Twould
-suit my Lady Kilcroney too, with her pansy eyes.)”
-
-Some one came up behind her with a quick tread that suddenly faltered.
-Then a voice called her:
-
-“Pamela!”
-
-“La, Mr. Bellairs, what a start you give me!”
-
-“May I go a little way with you, Pamela dear?”
-
-“There now! If that isn’t a gentleman all over, and me having only just
-re-established my character! A-waiting for me again outside Madame
-Mirabel’s, with goodness gracious knows how many cats’ eyes a-spying on
-me from behind the shutters!”
-
-Something about the girl’s gay courage, her sane, bright outlook on
-life, touched him at a spot already exceedingly vulnerable. Anyone
-else, he thought, would be having the vapours over this afternoon’s
-work; reproaching, weeping, lost in self-pity and recrimination. He
-reflected, too, how it might have been, had she listened to him one
-winter’s evening, and one summer’s day. A girl in a thousand! His mind
-had been already made up, but he ratified the inner decision with an
-ardent leap of the heart.
-
-They went on side by side, till they reached the Park, and then she
-remembered again, how, a few yards away, nearly two years ago, she had
-snatched a pistol from him. He stopped her, and spoke.
-
-“Pamela, I asked you to give me your hand to-day. I ask you again to be
-my wife. Oh, when I saw you stand with the little dark child in your
-arms, which they thought was ours, I vowed you were the one woman in
-the world for me! Oh, I have been a base wretch! I owe you money, I owe
-you my honour. I owe you my life. I owe you something more worth than
-all these; the only real, the only pure love I have ever known. Pamela!
-You’ll make a man of me yet, if you’ll have me.”
-
-She had once been shaken, flattered by his attentions; had looked up
-at him as a being, splendid, dashing, gallant, altogether out of her
-sphere. When he had courted her, it was as if a god had stooped. But
-this evening he was something quite different to her: a weak, wild
-youth whom her love might steady; a spendthrift, a gambler, an amiable
-prodigal for whom she might prepare the fatted calf, whom her ring
-might bind to home; one, in fine, who had need of her. It was the
-mother in her who smiled on him now with wet eyes.
-
-Under a high moon, and a sky full of stars they presently discussed
-plans that seemed to Pamela to combine the bliss of Eden with the
-practicality of a work-a-day world.
-
-“I’ll not give up my business, sir! I’ll never pretend to be other than
-I am. No false lady airs for me!”
-
-“You wouldn’t be Pamela if there were. You shall do exactly what you
-like! But I’m going to work too. Indeed, my dearest girl, I will! And
-we’ll have that cottage somewhere in the green, not too far but what
-you can get the coach of a morning.”
-
-“Oh,” cried Pamela, clasping her hands and laughing. “I’ll have roses
-in the garden, and sit out of a Sunday in a pink muslin dress with
-flounces!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY MAKES AN INDELICATE FUSS
-
-
-My Lord Kilcroney had none of your nasty prudish minds that think
-harm of a kiss. To salute a rosy cheek, or clasp a trim waist came as
-natural to him as to toss off a tankard of brown ale, or light his
-long clay, or sit in the sunshine. And indeed, my Lady, knowing him,
-had as a rule an indulgence for such peccadilloes; the merest shrug of
-the shoulders or a “Fie for shame, my Lord!” in a voice scarce more
-indignant than that in which she chid the littler Denis for putting his
-fingers in the sugar bowl. But the mischief was in it, this summer at
-Weymouth, Kitty being in attendance on her Royals, that such a change
-should come over the whole spirit of the whilom sensible spouse.
-
-Such a hullaballoo over a kiss! If ever there was anything likely to
-drive a really faithful husband to desperate courses, it was this
-unexpected, undeserved, severity.
-
-Unfortunately he had been unlucky in his choice of partner for the
-peccadillo. Molly Lafone’s smooth cheek, fine grained as a geranium
-leaf, and as delicately rouged as a miniature, Molly Lafone’s cheek,
-ethereally tinted, had the quality of pitch in the eyes of the other
-ladies, and the touch of it defiled.
-
-My Lord, puffing at his clay in the County Club at Weymouth, with an
-air half humorous, half defiant, and thinking back on that same cheek
-with a certain complacence, might perhaps have altered his opinion on
-the whole matter had he been aware how neatly Mrs. Lafone had timed
-the episode for the passage of the Queen’s equipage.
-
-They had met, quite accidentally, on the parade.
-
-“Oh, my Lord Kilcroney,” quoth she. “Is it indeed you?”
-
-Her victim as good-humoured and devil-may-care as you please, brought
-himself up with a wheel and a flourish.
-
-Molly was clasping her hands. It was her trick to go like a snowdrop in
-the dawn, when the rest of womanhood flared carnation on the cheek. Her
-small faintly tinted face was absolutely irradiated.
-
-“Is it indeed you, Denis Kilcroney? I declare ’tis like meeting the sun
-in a fog to see you! Oh, your kind look, my Lord, and your good smile!
-This place----” She broke off.
-
-“How now!” said he, gallantly saluting a pearl-like inch of wrist
-between rumpled glove and race ruffle. “What’s wrong with the place,
-Mrs. Lafone? Troth, and I thought it was the St. James’s over again,
-for every ten steps don’t I come across a friend! And this is the
-best meeting of all,” he added, with another bow, another kiss, and
-a still broader smile, for--deuce take him!--the little thing had
-been monstrous glad to see him, there was no mistake about that, and
-he was nothing if not responsive. “And as for the sun,” he went on,
-straightening himself, and gazing down at her rather fatuously. “Isn’t
-the great orb of Royalty shining on Weymouth this minute?”
-
-Now Molly Lafone knew how to play such an one as Denis Kilcroney, as
-a skilful angler plays a fish. She had hooked him with that glance of
-innocent joy: now she drove the crochets in more firmly by an air of
-flutter which would have melted any masculine temperament.
-
-(“Oh, I have betrayed myself,” her tremor, her shy butterfly glance,
-her sigh, her shaken laughter proclaimed.)
-
-“Oh, the Royal orb,” she murmured. “Oh, my Lord!” Then, “Aye, true,
-indeed. Oh, as you say! The orb and sceptre. George----” here a gleam
-of mischief came like April sunshine to drive the shadows from her
-pretty, abashed countenance. Her faltering voice took a saucy note.
-“George and his Dragon,” she whispered, tittered, put her finger to
-her lip. “Oh, the mortal dullness of it! I’m a Parson’s daughter, as
-your Lordship knows, and brought up prodigious proper, but I vow and
-declare that if anything could make me wish--want to shake off my sense
-of piety and virtue--what am I saying? Good heavens, my Lord Kilcroney!
-You are but just arrived; but if Windsor is pompous and dull, Weymouth
-is--Oh!” she yawned.
-
-Kilcroney was eyeing her, his sides shaking with mirth, but at the
-words pompous the laughter left his lips, he scratched his chin.
-
-“Well, now that you mention it, my dear,” he murmured, “it struck me
-there was a certain tedium in the air.”
-
-“Oh, tedium!” cried Molly, and went off on another yawn.
-
-As she yawned, he reflected. Pompous, she had said. There had
-distinctly been a shade of pomposity about his Kitty, as, just landed
-from the coach, he had hurried to embrace her, scarce eighteen hours
-ago.
-
-“Heavens, Denis, not in full view of the window. The Princesses are
-fond of an evening walk. And good gracious, my Lord, what a coat to
-travel in, and the King’s gentlemen always point-device! And pray, dear
-Denis, let me send for the hairdresser, for if Her Majesty was to see
-you, such a show, down the parade, and she so set against the Irish, I
-scarcely know how I could bear myself in her Presence.”
-
-This was the welcome Denis had had the day before; and it had somewhat
-clouded his morning thought. It had taken all the comfort of his recent
-passage through the hands of a first-class barber, and of as good a
-tankard of burnt Sherry as ever he had tasted at the County Club, to
-restore him to the good humour in which Mistress Lafone had found him.
-He now thought back upon his grievance, and as is often the case, with
-an increased sense of injury.
-
-“’Pon me soul, you’re in the right of it! And what in the world my Lady
-and the rest of them want to be hanging on the Court for, this way,
-passes me. Glory be to God, doesn’t weariness ooze out of them all?
-It’s sodden they are with it.”
-
-“Weariness,” echoed she again. She glanced up at the black-faced clock
-with the white figures on the church tower across the way. The sea was
-on the other side of them; the foam-capped waves tossing and furling
-and pursuing each other in playful frolic like myriads of lambs on a
-deep blue field. There was a gay sky to match, and a gay wind, full
-of an intoxicating tang, and it blew Mistress Lafone’s shot green
-taffety into balloons, and silvery liquifactions, and fluttered her
-light curls, and set the long amber streamers of her rustic hat flying
-like pennons. She glanced back from the clock to my Lord’s face, and
-her eyes danced and flickered as if the sea were in them, and suddenly
-filled with huge tears.
-
-“’Tis not the weariness, I mind,” she exclaimed with a sob. “’Tis the
-cruelty!”
-
-“Why, you poor little bird,” quoth he, tenderly compassionate. “Could
-anyone be cruel to you?”
-
-“Oh, indeed, they are, my Lord, and I can’t think how I have offended
-them! Oh, the slights, the unkindnesses! And my Lady Kilcroney, your
-own dear lovely lady, my Lord, what hath she against me.... Oh, I do
-assure you,” cried Mrs. Lafone, raising her voice piteously, as the
-measured trot of royal horses beat upon her ear. “I’ve cried myself to
-sleep, night after night. And when I saw your face, ‘here’s one,’ I
-said to myself, ‘who will be a little kind to me!’”
-
-The wind--it certainly was a naughty wind, as if it, too, were a rebel
-against the decorum imposed by the presence of Royalty--came rushing
-up from the wide ocean and caught Mistress Lafone in a positive whirl,
-seizing her with a great beat of invisible pennons as if about to fly
-away with her.
-
-“Oh! oh!” she cried. Her light figure swayed and seemed to lift. She
-flung out her arms. What could my Lord do but catch her? And holding
-her, what could he do, but kiss her? For there were tears on her
-delicate face which melted him, and sparkles behind them which dared
-him; and what’s a kiss when all is said and done?
-
-The Royal carriage wheeled by them, and Kitty, sitting bolt upright
-opposite the Queen, had a good view of her erring spouse and his
-infamous companion for the whole length of the parade. It can scarcely
-be credited: the culprits, as they gazed back at her, were laughing.
-
-The matrimonial course of the Kilcroneys had been fond, but as anyone
-who knew my Lady might guess, it had been variegated. She had a quick
-temper, an impatient spirit, and a detestation of monotony; withal
-the soundest heart in the world. So that never did couple so often
-fall out, or so fervently make it up, as they. My Lord, who was of an
-easy-going temperament, who loved and admired his Kitty in all her
-moods, rather enjoyed these connubial storms.
-
-“Begad,” he would say, “there never was anything to equal a dash of red
-pepper for making a man enjoy the taste of the wine afterwards.”
-
-But now my Lady’s wrath took an unpleasant form; one which, in
-its turn, aroused his resentment. It drove him even to a certain
-bitterness, as he sat in the bow-window of the County Club, pulling at
-his long clay. It drove the complacent memory of Molly Lafone’s smooth,
-pert cheek from his mind as with a sting.
-
-“’Pon me word,” he said, swinging his leg. “A man would think it was
-the leper I’d made of myself! Split me, Verney, if me Lady doesn’t
-whisk away her skirts as she crosses me path! And never a word out of
-her since she first had at me--Bejabers! I’m not like to forget that in
-a hurry! But it’s pinched lips and dropped eyes and turn away with her
-till I’m crazy.”
-
-Squire Day and my Lord Verney gazed with compassion on the sinner, the
-compassion that is the worst kind of condemnation. Then Squire Day
-said, a little drily:
-
-“’Tis a pity that the occasion should have been quite so public.”
-
-And my Lord Verney, drawing in his turn the clay from his lips, burst
-out:
-
-“Susan says--My Lady Verney hath it that ’twas Mistress Lafone’s very
-plan, to show you up before their gracious Majesties and shame Kitty.”
-
-Kilcroney stared a moment with widening eyes and dropping jaw at the
-speaker. Then the crimson rose in his handsome dissipated face.
-
-“Ah! God help you!” he exclaimed, “if that isn’t the ladies all over.
-’Tis the down of the world they have on that poor little creature. And
-what in the name o’ God should she want to be playing such a thrick
-for? And sure, oughtn’t I to know, ’twas the innocentest----” he broke
-off, for Squire Day’s laugh was loud.
-
-“Innocent?” he repeated. “My dear Kil, ’tis you who are as innocent
-as Adam! But I’m with you on one point. The ladies have treated that
-little Lafone monstrous cruel. I doubt if they have as much as let her
-nibble a macaroon with them since they came down here. And your Kitty
-has given the lead.”
-
-“My Kitty!” exclaimed her spouse in a generous heat. “Why, man, she’s
-picked that same Molly out of a hundred scrapes. Sure, Lafone’s no more
-sense than a child. Why, she owes my Lady----”
-
-“Ah,” said Squire Day, quietly, “she’s one who pays back with interest.”
-
-Kilcroney stared again.
-
-“I’ll be hanged if I know what you’re driving at, men,” he began, but
-suddenly fell silent with fixed eyes.
-
-His arm-chair was opposite the door, which had now been quietly opened;
-a fine portly gentleman walked in as if the place belonged to him.
-
-“Tare and ’ounds, lads,” cried the Irishman, under his breath. “Here’s
-His Royal Highness!” and sprang to his feet.
-
-The next instant the club-room rang with shouts of mirth.
-
-“By the Holy Father! Stafford! Ned, me boy, I took you for the Prince
-of Wales. ’Pon me living soul, I did. Oh, Ned, Ned! ’tis the fill of
-your waistcoat you are, and no mistake.”
-
-“His Highness ought to be flattered,” said Mr. Stafford, who was not.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Miss Pamela Pounce was deposited at The White Hart, Weymouth, by the
-midday coach, having slept at Dorchester.
-
-She looked as crisp and modish as one of her own hats, as she tripped
-along the parade towards my Lady Kilcroney’s lodgings, followed by a
-porter who moved in a perfect grove of bandboxes.
-
-Miss Pounce had travelled to Weymouth with a selection of hats and
-heads for the tempting of her fashionable clientele. Born business
-woman as she was, she carried her unerring instinct into every detail,
-such as that very halt at Dorchester, which enabled her to impress
-at once by her appetising freshness and her air of not having lost a
-minute in providing an esteemed customer with the very latest; “piping
-hot,” as she herself expressed it.
-
-She had no hesitation in the choice of her first patroness. My Lady
-Kilcroney gave the lead and Madame Mirabel’s partner only spoke the
-truth when she averred that she had rather have my Lady’s custom than
-that of Queen Charlotte and all the Princesses.
-
-Softly signalling to the burthened porter to wait in the hall, Miss
-Pounce nipped two special bandboxes from his grasp and herself mounted
-the stairs behind Kitty’s black boy. Her Ladyship was in her bedroom.
-That suited Pamela very well; in fact she had timed herself to find
-Kitty in her _négligé_, perfumed from her toilet, restored by her
-morning chocolate, just planning the pleasures of the day. Miss Pounce
-smiled, as bending her ear she caught the sound of feminine voices and
-laughter within. A discreet play of nails upon the panels remaining
-unanswered, she gave one authoritative tap and entered.
-
-Kitty, in a cloud of lace, with lavender ribbons, occupied the centre
-of the apartment, throned in a high winged arm-chair. Her elbows were
-on the table before her, on which were strewn divers coloured prints
-and an immense heap of light-hued patterns of silk and satin. On
-either side of her sat her two special cronies: Lady Anne Day and Lady
-Flora Dare-Stamer. All three heads were bent together; no conspirators
-planning the downfall of the Crown, could have seemed more wrapped
-in mysterious colloquy. Pamela had to “hem” before her presence was
-noticed. Then the faces were lifted with a start, and Miss Pounce had
-no reason to complain of the effect of her unexpected appearance.
-
-Kitty clapped her hands.
-
-“What good wind has driven you hither, child, to-day of all days?”
-
-“And I who was thinking,” cried Nan Day, “that I hadn’t a head to my
-curls, fit to appear at Kitty’s party, for my country slut has packed
-your rose tulle turban, and the Paris toque, Miss Pounce, I do assure
-you, as if she was stuffing a goose!”
-
-“As for me,” said Lady Flora, “I haven’t paid Madame Mirabel’s account
-this goodness knows how long. But there--I think she knows I’m no bad
-customer after all”--with her fat laugh. “And I’m sure she’ll let me
-have a mode to set off my poor countenance, or I shall be lost indeed,
-amid so much youth and beauty!”
-
-Miss Pounce put down her bandboxes, to give them admirably
-differentiated curtsies, and drew in her breath with that sucking sound
-which meant the excess of enjoyment.
-
-My Lady Kilcroney was about to give an entertainment; an entertainment
-before which every other effort of hers should pale. It was to be
-honoured with the presence of the King and Queen and the Princesses;
-that went without saying. But it was to be more distinguished even
-than this. His Royal Highness, the Prince of Wales, was expected for
-three days at Weymouth, on a kind of reconciliation visit to Their
-Majesties--there had been one of those too frequent ruptures between
-them--and my Lady’s party was the only one which he had signified his
-pleasure to attend. Never in all her triumphant days had Kitty reached
-such a triumph. It was no wonder that her eyes sparkled, and her hands
-trembled, as she turned over patterns, and discussed minuets.
-
-Five violins from the Opera were coming, and the famous lady harpist.
-Only the select of the select were to be admitted to the sacred
-circle. The supper was to beat every feast that Kitty’s chef, with the
-assistance of several club friends, had ever before accomplished, and
-Kitty’s costume (carmine brocade powdered with silver rosebuds), was to
-outshine anything that that leader of fashion had previously donned.
-
-“I declare I was about to post an express to Madame Mirabel to get you
-down, my dear,” said Kitty when the first clatter of conversation had
-something died away.
-
-Pamela pinched her lips.
-
-“Well, if it isn’t Providence! I’ve got in that bandbox a head!--a
-head, I say, my Lady, roses dew-dropped with Strass, and just a twist
-of silver net illusion--if it ain’t Providence!”
-
-Perhaps Miss Lydia Pounce had assisted Providence in this matter. That
-admirable abigail had her wits all about her.
-
-The three charming ladies held their breath while the nimble young
-milliner went down on one knee and began to unfasten the cordings of
-the larger bandbox. Scarcely had her fingers reached the palpitating
-stage of tissue paper, when the door was flung violently open, and
-Lord Kilcroney marched into the room. He came in with a great swing of
-coat-tails and stamp of high boots, and it was plain to see, by other
-tokens--his flaming eye, his dilated nostril, his clenched jaw--that he
-was in a towering rage.
-
-The ladies fell apart, with the movement of scared birds under the dash
-of the hawk. Even Kitty cowered in her chair, though only for a second.
-Before the gathering wrath exploded, she had reared her pretty head in
-defiance, and was ready to meet him with a temper-flash as stormy as
-his own.
-
-He flung on the table an open letter--a fragrant, pink sheet it was,
-with coquettish wafer still attached--and pinning it with his finger,
-asked in a voice, hoarse and trembling from his efforts to control it:
-“Is this a forgery, my Lady, or is it a bad joke?”
-
-Kitty glanced down at the scrap of paper, marked with her own
-delicate caligraphy, in the latest thing in violet inks; then, her
-hotly-resentful gaze contradicting the ice-cold mockery of her accents:
-“I marvel, my Lord, that you can find a joke in what is to me so
-monstrous sad.”
-
-“I say it’s a bad joke, a blanked, ill-bred, devilish bit of cattiness!”
-
-“Oh, pray, pray!” tittered my Lady on the edge of hysterical fury.
-“Remember you are not in the bosom of your family, Denis. Here are
-witnesses----”
-
-“Witnesses, is it? I’ve nothing to hide, I’d have it called by the town
-crier. The letter which a wife was not ashamed to send to her husband
-may be sung up and down the parade, for all I care! Listen to this, Nan
-Day: you led your husband a pretty dance once upon a time, but split
-me, you stopped short of public insult! Listen, Lady Flora. All the
-world knows what a treasure Dare-Stamer has in you and how ’tis the
-good humour of the world you have with him, and the patience! Here’s a
-message for a wife to write to her husband:
-
- “_My dear Denis, Her Majesty has most graciously condoned the
- dreadful Act of Disrespect by which you made an exhibition of
- yourself and of another person who shall be nameless, at a moment,
- when the Horrid Spectacle could not fail to meet her August Glance,
- in so far as not to withdraw her condescending promise to be present
- at my Ball to-morrow night. She has, nevertheless, given me to
- understand with Her own incomparable Tact and Kindness that should
- you find it convenient to be absent on business on that occasion it
- would considerably add to the harmony of the evening. I am sure I
- need only convey this expression of her Royal pleasure to you, that
- you are not so altogether lost to decency and good feeling as not
- instantly to take steps to meet it. Pray believe me, my Lord, to
- remain your attached and dutiful Wife----_”
-
-Denis’s voice shook and broke with a sound that approached a snarl, on
-the last words.
-
-“What do you think of that? What do you think of it?” he shouted,
-shaking the letter, first under Lady Flora’s, then under Nan Day’s nose.
-
-Both ladies looked scared.
-
-“Dear! dear!” said Lady Flora, “I’m sure ’tis vastly disagreeable all
-round, but--well, there, my good soul, wouldn’t it help matters if you
-was just to do as the Queen asks? La! she’s so prodigious stiff-backed.
-And who should know it but me! Didn’t I nearly die of being Lady of
-the Bedchamber for three mortal months. Oh, I’m too fat and soft for
-Her Majesty, but sure, it’ll all blow over, and you so good-natured
-yourself, and so obliging!”
-
-“I’m sure,” said Nan, stepping up to Kitty, and turning a fierce blue
-eye on my Lord, “I don’t know what you mean about leading my Philip a
-dance, my Lord Kilcroney. Whatever points of difference there may have
-been between us, they’ve been private ones, and my husband, sir, is a
-gentleman of high principles and good conduct, and if I were not all a
-wife should be to him, I should be, indeed, the basest of women; but
-were I----” she suddenly began to shake and tremble upon tears--“were I
-wedded to one who outraged my tenderest feelings, offended my dignity
-in public, made a mock of the most solemn vows, and--and----” she flung
-her arms round Kitty and clasped her, sobbing.
-
-Her emotion was contagious. Kitty burst into tears on the spot.
-
-“May you never know what it means, my sweet Nan. May your heart never
-be broken!”
-
-The two clung together, sobbing as for a wager, and Lady Flora,
-whisking out a capable handkerchief, sniffed and begged them, with
-reddening eyelids, to stop for mercy’s sake.
-
-“Don’t, Kilcroney! Don’t, Nan! I’m so soft! You’ll have me off too. I
-never could bear to see anyone cry.”
-
-Even Pamela, kneeling beside her bandbox, flung a gaze of deep reproach
-upon the sinner. She knew something of the story: her aunt was one who
-liked to retail a bit of spicy gossip when it came her way.
-
-The weight of this feminine condemnation was too much for the unhappy
-Denis, but his wrath was unabated.
-
-“Vastly well, my Lady. Vastly well,” he cried, thrusting the crumpled
-note into his pocket. “I’ll off with myself, aye, and I’ll take this
-love token with me. I’ll not pollute your party, never fear; but
-whatever you hear of me, now, remember, you drove me to it.”
-
-Denis Kilcroney fulfilled his dark threat by going straight to the
-confectioner’s shop, over which Mrs. Lafone had taken modest lodgings.
-He found her in company with her brother-in-law, Ned Stafford. That
-gentleman was lying, as much at his ease as he could in the only
-arm-chair, which was, however, hard and slippery, being covered with
-horsehair. His hands were joined by the finger-tips, his eyes were
-closed. With a resigned lift of eyebrow he was listening to the little
-lady’s shrill and voluble harangue.
-
-Mistress Molly, in a white muslin morning wrapper tied round her
-slim waist by an azure blue ribbon, with silver fair hair, scarcely
-powdered, all unbound, save for where a knot of the same blue caught
-the curls at the nape of her neck, looked perhaps only the more
-attractive because her eyes and cheeks blazed with anger. And it was,
-my Lord Kilcroney saw with relief, a dry anger; for his Kitty, playing
-the victim while exercising such--yes! dash it, the only word was
-spite!--had added exasperation to his sense of injury.
-
-“Come in, come in, my Lord,” Mistress Molly wheeled upon him with a
-laugh, if Denis could only have recognised the fact, more full of spite
-than his Lady’s utmost petulance. “Pray have you heard what I’ve been
-saying? Oh, you needn’t blink at me like that, Brother Stafford, I’ll
-say it all over again. I’ll say that my Lady Kilcroney is the most
-jealous cat in the whole of England. She has left me out of her royal
-ball, has she? I’m not virtuous enough! What, my Lord, you kissed my
-wrist on the parade--and if I say it was my wrist, Tom Stafford? I
-ought to know! and Kitty--oh, the virtuous Kitty!--and her old cross
-Royal thought to see the kind of shocking spectacle your virtuous
-people are fond of thinking they see. My Lady was always jealous of
-poor little me! I don’t care who hears me. I say--hold your tongue,
-Tom!--’tis a conspiracy, ’tis a scandal. I’ll make Mr. Lafone tell
-His Royal Highness all about it. I’ll go to law on it. There can’t be
-more scandal about me than there will be for being the only one of the
-ladies at Weymouth left out to-morrow night!”
-
-Mr. Stafford, who had been glinting at Denis between his bored eyelids,
-now opened them a fraction wider.
-
-“For Heaven’s sake, good lad,” said he, “get her a ticket.”
-
-“Get her one yourself.”
-
-“My good Kil, your Lady does not even know that I’m in Weymouth.”
-
-“Why then, you’ve but got to show yourself. You’re not her husband,”
-added Kilcroney bitterly.
-
-“Not at all!” cried Mr. Stafford, with some energy. “It shall never
-be said that I have set myself to curry favour with Kitty Kilcroney,
-more especially since ’tis my own sister-in-law that she’s treating so
-uncivil. Nay, Kil, I’ll keep out of it. I’m only giving you a bit of
-advice for your own sake. Get her a ticket. ’Twill save a lot of bother
-in the end. And I do assure you,” as Denis laughed hollowly, “’Twill
-have an excellent effect on society generally. There has been far too
-much fuss about an incident which should have been--ahem!--passed over!”
-
-Lord Kilcroney dropped upon the horsehair sofa, which creaked dismally.
-
-“And pray,” said he, in a tone of sarcasm, “when you had dealings with
-my Lady yourself--and you had a few, one way and another--did you find
-her so easy to manage?”
-
-Now Mr. Stafford had somewhere hidden away an old grudge against
-Lady Kilcroney, who had not only jilted him, but had scored off him
-notably on more than one occasion. Mr. Stafford was far from approving
-of Molly, whom, indeed, it may be said, he heartily disliked, but
-to find a close relative pilloried on your arrival at a fashionable
-watering-place was a set down to a beau’s pride. He was inclined to
-champion her. Under his languid airs he was very wroth with my Lady
-Kilcroney; she was making an indelicate fuss; she had lost her usual
-tactful grasp of the situation through ridiculous jealousy. After all,
-as Kilcroney himself represented, there couldn’t have been much harm
-in a kiss bestowed on the open parade in a high wind; between wrist or
-cheek like enough there was a confusion by one or other of the parties.
-But Kilcroney’s next remark made him jump to his feet.
-
-“As for a ticket for the show, me lad, I’m not to have one, either.”
-
-“Kil!”
-
-“My Lord!”
-
-Molly broke into shriller laughter, and beat her palms together.
-
-“And His Royal Highness coming and all!”
-
-“Aye, and by the same token I saw that august personage driving his
-curricle along the sea road on my way here,” said Mr. Stafford,
-relapsing into his usual rather insolent serenity. Your fine gentleman
-will not let himself be betrayed into emotion if he can help it.
-
-“And I was less flattered than ever at your taking me for him
-yesterday, Kil.”
-
-His sister-in-law looked at him curiously. “But my Lord Kilcroney is
-right!” she cried maliciously. “Since you’ve grown so prodigious fat,
-brother-in-law.”
-
-Then, having planted the pin-prick which she never allowed to escape
-her, she returned to the real subject of interest.
-
-“Not to be present at your own wife’s entertainment? Oh come, my
-Lord, this is an Irish way of evading the question. You must think us
-monstrous simple to credit----”
-
-It was a morning of interruptions, for here Miss Pounce and the
-bandboxes marched unexpectedly in upon them. She was breathing quickly
-and speaking with volubility.
-
-My Lady Verney’s own woman had informed her of Mrs. Lafone’s address
-in the town, and she had ventured to present herself with the very
-latest, positively the very latest, to show to her most esteemed
-customers. Miss Pounce was quite sure that Mistress Lafone and Mistress
-Stafford--“Is your lady here, sir?” she curtsied to the Beau, who was
-ogling her jocosely. “Not till next week? Oh, dear, what a pity! I’d
-have been honoured, sir, to supply a hat or a head for the beautiful
-Mrs. Stafford. But as I was saying, I am quite sure that you, Madam,
-and your sister, being such kind patrons of the establishment, Madame
-Mirabel would have taken it very bad of me, very bad of me indeed, had
-I failed to seek you out.”
-
-Denis Kilcroney was sitting erect upon the sofa, with his arms folded,
-and a stern glance upon the glib Pamela. This young person avoided
-meeting the glance in question. She felt that her swift appearance at
-Mrs. Lafone’s lodgings on the heels of my Lord’s stormy exit was, for
-all her clever patter, a little too obvious a coincidence.
-
-“I’ve a head here,” went on Miss Pounce, beginning to set down her
-bandboxes, and making the most theatrical effects with the undoing of
-strings and rustling of tissue paper. “Well, _really_, the Duchess
-of Hampshire wanted, right or wrong, to have it for her ball last
-week when she entertained the Prince, as you may have seen by the
-news-sheet, Madam. But I says to her, ‘No, your Grace,’ I says, ‘’tis
-too elfin for your Grace. Your Grace wants, so to speak, the Goddess
-effect.’ And as I says it, if you’ll believe me, I thought of you,
-ma’am.”
-
-Mrs. Lafone did not believe her, but she stood, hesitating a little,
-over the bandboxes, torn between a pettish desire to dismiss with
-obloquy the wretch who had come to turn the dagger in the wound,
-and the budding hope that Mr. Stafford, who had plenty of money,
-might be moved to do the generous for once, and present his injured
-sister-in-law with a token of his esteem.
-
-Miss Pounce drew out what was indeed a fairy-like wreath of pale blue
-convolvulus, and Molly exclaimed in rapture. In a wink Miss Pounce had
-placed it on the fair, dishevelled head.
-
-“Oh, Madam, if ever there was a perfect vision! Look, Mr. Stafford,
-Sir! Look, my Lord, if I may make so bold; isn’t Mrs. Lafone fitted, so
-to speak, like a--like a----” She faltered on the simile, for neither
-gentlemen showed any disposition to rise to the occasion.
-
-My Lord cast another glance upon the milliner, which said as plain
-as words: “Don’t think you can take me in, my good girl,” and then,
-with a formal bow to the syren and a wave of the hand to Stafford, he
-sauntered out of the room.
-
-Mr. Stafford flung a glance of mocking pity after him, whistling a
-ballad tune under his breath; then he put his hand into his pocket,
-but it was only to produce a snuffbox, from which he proceeded to
-inhale.
-
-Molly pettishly tore the wreath from her curls, declaring in her most
-acrid accents:
-
-“Really, Miss Pounce, this is a great liberty. I can order my hats
-for myself when I require them, and then I usually write to Madame
-Eglantine, in Paris. And anyhow, I am not going into society by
-doctor’s orders. I am here for my health. Pray, Mr. Stafford, will you
-pull the bell rope, that Madame Mirabel’s assistant may be shown to the
-door.”
-
-Miss Pounce started to re-pack the wreath, with further extraordinary
-manipulations of tissue paper. She was all bland apology. She craved a
-hundred pardons. She had made so sure that Mrs. Lafone would be going
-to my Lady Kilcroney’s ball at the Assembly Rooms to-morrow night. She
-hoped and trusted it would be as great a success as the Duchess of
-Hampshire’s last week, and that His Royal Highness would be equally
-delighted with his entertainment. “Though of course----” here the
-milliner genteelly tittered, “it was not likely he would be equally
-demonstrative to his hostess. Was it possible Madame had not heard how
-His Royal Highness, saying ‘It is a Sovereign’s privilege to salute
-another Sovereign, and you are Queen of Beauty,’ had kissed her Grace
-of Hampshire on the cheek after the minuet--Oh, indeed, she had danced
-like an angel, and looked exceedingly well--before the whole assembly?”
-
-“Dear me!” said Mr. Stafford, with humorous meaning.
-
-“And I’m sure, I hope,” cried acrid Molly, “that His Royal Highness
-may be as prodigal of caress to my Lady Kilcroney. Oh!” she cried,
-clasping her hands, “if that is the kind of fit that’s on him, and he
-was to kiss my sweetest Kitty before his Royal Mamma and the lovely
-Princesses, what a monstrous joke it would be.”
-
-Here Mr. Stafford stepped forward and opened the door.
-
-“Allow me, my dear,” said he, and with what Pamela thought an
-insufferable free-and-easiness, lifted her bandboxes one after the
-other into the passage, and literally bowed her out.
-
-She stood, snapping her fingers and biting her nails, to linger and
-listen as long as she dared. Up to this she had after all but poor
-gleanings to bring back to her Aunt Lydia for the retailing into her
-patroness’s ear, save, indeed, the sad verification of my Lord’s
-presence in the Minx’s lodgings. But she saw that she was suspected
-by one, if not both, of the gentlemen, and however necessary it is
-for a young milliner to make quite certain that the cords of her
-boxes are properly tied, it is not an operation that can be prolonged
-indefinitely. Some phrases she did catch.
-
-“The joke of it is that the Prince,” Mr. Stafford was observing.
-
-The rest of the remark was lost; it was followed by a crow from Molly
-Lafone.
-
-“Not to be there, after all? Serve her right!” Then in another tone.
-“Oh, I have the drollest inspiration!”
-
-“Hush!”
-
-Pounce pricked her ear to its utmost alertness.
-
-“I have the drollest inspiration,” said Mrs. Lafone. “Since you say,
-Tom, you’re poz that His Royal Highness don’t mean to attend my Lady’s
-ball--and I say it serves her right--why should you not go in his
-stead?”
-
-“Go in his stead?” Mr. Stafford blankly repeated then. “You’re crazy,
-Molly!”
-
-“And not at all! Oh, it can be managed, I do assure you! Oh, it would
-be too droll, too delightful! And it would be better than droll, for
-’twould be a certain way to heal the breach, the sad, sad breach
-between our poor Kil and that same jealous Kitty. Pray, Brother-in-law,
-before you interrupt, let me speak one word! Kitty’s Royals, King,
-Queen and Princesses, will but pass through the Assembly Rooms.
-’Tis the way of Royalty. ’Tis all anyone would expect of them, more
-especially as His Majesty is so out of health. What is to prevent
-the Prince changing his mind, and popping in for late supper? By the
-Prince, I mean you, Tom. Come now, you know ’tis a thing he might
-do very well. People would only say he could not bear the tedium of
-dancing at his Royal parents’ heels. Come now, Mr. Stafford, sir. I see
-it in your eye. You know ’tis a trick could be played on my Lady with
-perfect success? Oh, you need not present yourself on the scene till
-every one should have departed, save the select little circle, those
-sweet, dear, charming ladies and their stupid husbands, who won’t have
-anything to say to poor little me! And then, oh, Mr. Stafford, you must
-be monstrous charmed, and monstrous gallant, and--well, monstrous tipsy
-if you like, and you will but the closer ape our dear future Sovereign!
-And then (oh, how you gape!) don’t you see? You must kiss my Lady, and
-if she don’t have to forgive my Lord afterwards----”
-
-“Foh!” said Mr. Stafford. “’Tis the rankest nonsense. And I’m not so
-prodigious like the Prince as all that.”
-
-“Oh, but you are, Mr. Stafford! Didn’t my Lord Kilcroney take you for
-him but yesterday? With one of those new white chokers, and a frill
-to the shirt, and a bit of blue ribbon across it and a new wig with a
-top-knot to it, and a fine brocade waistcoat on your fine figure--you
-were always so clever at the acting, Brother-in-law!--I’d defy even
-your Prue to find you out!”
-
-Mr. Stafford was apparently unconvinced, for Molly Lafone’s accents
-changed from wheedling to taunting.
-
-“And indeed, Tom, I thought you’d more spirit. Here I give you such a
-chance as never was of paying my Lady out for the trick she played on
-you. Why, she made you the laughing-stock of Bath. Oh, I have heard
-such droll tales--how, rather than marry you, she made my Lord--Denis
-O’Hara, as he was then--dress up as a woman and pretend to be your
-previous wife at the altar steps. Are you so mean-spirited as to
-forget? And ’tisn’t as if it wouldn’t be the best turn in the world for
-my Lord, and him so good-natured, and treated so shameful! I thought
-gentlemen stood by each other. For a wife to insult her husband so!”
-
-“It mightn’t put me in such very good odour with His Royal Highness,”
-said Mr. Stafford, and Pamela knew by his tone that he was faltering.
-
-“As if anyone was likely to tell him. However, if you’re afraid,
-Brother-in-law----”
-
-“You’re a little devil,” said Mr. Stafford.
-
-And Pamela picked up her boxes and flew. She had heard enough, and she
-knew that Mistress Lafone had carried her point.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-IN WHICH KITTY IS MORE INCOMPARABLE THAN EVER
-
-
-“Good God!” said Nan Day, under her breath. “If that is not the Lafone
-piece! My dearest Kitty, what insolence!”
-
-“I invited her,” said my Lady Kilcroney, quietly.
-
-“Kitty!”
-
-“By special messenger to-day.”
-
-“Kitty!!!”
-
-“I particularly wished for the presence of Mrs. Lafone here to-night.”
-
-The syren was now approaching, crowned with the very wreath she had
-cast back at Pamela Pounce, writhing like a lissome snake, in the
-billows and laces of her changing sea-green ball gown. Nan watched
-Kitty’s urbanity, and the minx’s unconcealed impertinence with
-ever-growing amazement.
-
-“Am I too late to see the dear, dear Royals?”
-
-“Unfortunately their Majesties stayed but a short time. The King was
-feeling unwell.”
-
-“Oh, my dearest Lady Kilcroney, what a disappointment for you!”
-
-Kitty had a tilting smile.
-
-“Less to me than to other people, perhaps, my dear Lafone, since I have
-the privilege of being so constantly in Their Majesties’ company.”
-
-“True, true. It must be a sad fatigue for you. Her Majesty has no mercy
-on her ladies’ legs, I always heard.” The minx’s eyes were wandering.
-“But His Royal Highness has remained, I trust? ’Twas the talk of the
-place how he was expected.”
-
-“His Royal Highness has left Weymouth, I understand.”
-
-Kitty was really too unconcerned. It could take in nobody, Lady Anne
-Day thought. She bit into a rose of her bouquet, and wished she could
-beat Lafone about the head with it.
-
-“Oh, my dearest Lady Kilcroney, who could have told you such a tale?
-His Royal Highness is even now sitting at the window of the County
-Club, eating lobster by the light of a silver candelabra. I saw him as
-my chair was carried by. Surely he will present himself at supper time?
-The Prince is always so courteous, so considerate.”
-
-“Pray, Mrs. Lafone, the quadrille is beginning. Have you a partner? Or
-shall I provide you with a gentleman?”
-
-
-Molly rolled her glistening green eyes with well-feigned anxiety from
-side to side.
-
-“Well, there’s an old promise to my Lord Kilcroney. He made me swear to
-give him the first dance at the next assembly, wherever we might happen
-to meet. Ah--is he not yonder? Nay, ’tis quite another countenance. But
-he will be at your Ladyship’s side in a moment, I make no doubt.”
-
-“My Lord has left Weymouth.”
-
-“Oh, my dearest Lady Kilcroney, what a sad, strange contretemps!”
-
-Even as she spoke that green eye became fixed. One of Kitty’s
-magnificent footmen was approaching, bearing a letter on a salver. My
-Lady read it, glanced at Mrs. Lafone, and then turned to Lady Ann: “The
-Prince is coming, after all, Nan. How strange--” she turned back to
-Molly--“that you should this moment have suggested the possibility.”
-
-Mistress Lafone had recognised in a single flash the great folded sheet
-that she had herself prepared and sealed with so much amusement, to
-the accompaniment of the protests of the rather doubtful, yet not
-altogether unwilling Beau. The seal had been Molly’s triumph. What will
-not a determined woman accomplish? She had actually got possession of
-the kind of wafer habitually used by the Prince. Like mistress, like
-maid, it is said: Mistress Molly’s own maid was as much of a minx as
-her mistress. She had started flirtations with every likely scoundrel
-about Weymouth before she had been a fortnight in the place. One of the
-drawers at the Crown Inn had thought it a small price to pay for the
-smiles of Jenny Jinks to give her, as a keepsake, a few wafers out of
-the Prince’s own ivory box, off the writing-table in the room occupied
-by His Royal Highness.
-
-“The Prince coming after all!” cried Nan Day joyfully. She was
-genuinely fond of Kitty, but even if she had not been so, to see Lafone
-discomfited would have been delightful to her.
-
-This latter was seized with a fit of tittering, and was fain to retire,
-fanning herself violently and simulating a threat of the vapours.
-
-Lady Ann looked after her contemptuously.
-
-“She can hardly conceal her spite,” quoth she. “Ah, Kitty, I believe
-you knew the Prince was coming all the while, and that was why you
-invited that little rascal!”
-
-Kitty had upon this, as even the obtuse Nan could not but notice, a
-singular smile.
-
-Certainly it would have been a thousand pities had my Lady Kilcroney’s
-entertainment fallen flat, for never had even her bright wits and long
-purse made more charming and sumptuous preparations.
-
-The Assembly Rooms had been transmogrified into a fairy bower, with
-hangings of white silk, and garlands of roses. The band was surpassing
-itself: the supper, no doubt, would be unsurpassable. There was a
-special supper-room prepared off the great ball-room, where, it
-was hinted, such delicacies would be served as would tickle the
-jaded palate of the Prince. If he had not come ’twould have been a
-catastrophe. Yes, positively a catastrophe for my Lady Kilcroney.
-
-The moment approached for the appearance of the Royal guest. The most
-pompous of the company had taken its departure closely upon the heels
-of Royalty, and now there was left none but that select circle to which
-Mistress Lafone had referred with so much acrimony, and a sprinkling of
-young naval officers, quite negligible beings.
-
-Nevertheless, one of these was now to suit Mistress Molly’s purpose
-very well. Most unaccountably, she, who was generally surrounded by the
-male sex, found herself neglected to-night by the gentlemen of Kitty’s
-coterie. Perhaps her mermaid charms seemed more dangerous than alluring
-after the trap into which my Lord Kilcroney had fallen. Anyway, she
-was glad to hang upon the arm of a blushing youth in blue, and the
-celebrated band striking up “God save the Prince of Wales” with a great
-stroke of bows, planted herself with her cavalier near the entrance to
-watch, her heart beating high with ecstasy and fear--for the appearance
-of brother-in-law Tom as the Prince of Wales.
-
-A stout gentleman, in the very pink of the fashion, with all his double
-chins majestically sunk in swathes of fine cambric, with ruffles, blue
-ribbon and a star, with calves that must have made Kitty’s footmen
-green with envy, and shoulders that would have been remarkable in a
-guardsman, advanced, stepping with the inimitable carriage of the great.
-
-Again an hysterical burst of laughter rose in Molly’s throat. The next
-moment she pinched the arm of the young naval gentleman so fiercely
-that he turned in alarm.
-
-“What is the matter?”
-
-“I am swooning!” said Molly with a gasp, and swoon she did, and no
-mistake about it!
-
-However cunningly Mr. Stafford might make himself up, however paint and
-pad and be-wig himself, strut and look majestic, he could not have
-given to his handsome brown eyes the dull protruding stare, nor to his
-features that thickness which a plethoric habit was inducing in the
-heir to the throne; and Mr. Stafford would not have been escorted by
-the gentlemen of the Prince’s own suite; and, most certain of all, he
-would not have had my Lord Kilcroney by his side.
-
-The dreadful discovery flashed upon the unfortunate Molly with the
-still more appalling realisation that the next few minutes must
-inevitably see the bogus Prince present himself on the heels of the
-genuine one; and that all would be discovered, to the everlasting
-undoing of those concerned.
-
-“Oh, if I have but the time to warn him!” she thought; when Nemesis
-overtook her in the shape of that real swoon.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“You go on slapping her hands, auntie, while I burn another feather.
-Dear, to be sure, don’t she look bad! Downright silly, I call it, for
-ladies to be lacing themselves so tight, and she as thin as a fish
-to begin with! I declare, when I cut those green laces, they regular
-popped.”
-
-As through layers of swirling mist which both blinded and deafened her,
-Mrs. Lafone vaguely caught these words. Another voice penetrated more
-sharply to her growing consciousness.
-
-“And if you was to pull yourself in a bit, Pamela, you’d look a deal
-more genteel. A well-looking girl like you, with all your advantages
-and gowned, I will say that for you, with uncommon taste, to go about
-with such a milkmaid figure! I’d drink a tablespoonful of white vinegar
-night and morning, if I was you. Drat! How green she do keep! Slap a
-bit harder, child. I’m all of a dither to get into that little balcony
-that overlooks the supper-room, and see my Lady and His Highness and
-all.”
-
-“A balcony, is there?” Pamela’s pleasant accents questioned.
-
-“Yes, my dear, and you can come along with me, once we get the life
-back into Madam. A minstrels’ gallery they call it, overlooking the
-hall. Oh, I had a peep just now when I ran for the hartshorn. ’Tis the
-elegantest spectacle you ever saw; to look down on the supper table was
-like fairyland. Ain’t she sighed? She was always an aggravating piece,”
-said the elder Miss Pounce with some asperity.
-
-Molly lay with closed eyes and fully recovered wits. She was debating
-whether to prolong the fit and let herself be carried back seemingly
-unconscious to her lodgings, would not be the best way out of an
-unpleasant dilemma. It would annoy these two impertinent females: that
-was an added advantage.
-
-“Was they already at table when you looked in on them, auntie?” asked
-Madame Mirabel’s partner, between two brisk smacks of Mrs. Lafone’s
-palm.
-
-“They was, my dear. Well, since there don’t seem to be a mite of use
-trying to get her to swallow anything, I’ll have that drop of ratafia
-myself. It sort of turns me to see people that colour--they was all
-a-sitting round the supper table, His Highness beside my Lady, and
-my Lord with Lady Flo, and just the rest of my Lady’s intimates. The
-supper table looking beautiful with the best gold plate. And them
-red, red roses my Lady paid such a sum for. And the Prince’s top-knot
-shining lovely, and your wreath--’twas the naturallest thing; you could
-have sworn the dew had just fallen on it! But my Lady Anne’s blue
-turban’s a trifle heavy for my taste, Pam. She was a-sitting rather
-glum, I thought, but perhaps that was because she didn’t have her
-gentleman.”
-
-“Her gentleman?”
-
-“My Lady was counting on Mr. Stafford----”
-
-There was a double cry.
-
-“Mr. Stafford!” screamed Pamela and Mrs. Lafone together. Pamela
-dropped the hand she was slapping with such good will, and Mrs. Lafone
-sat bolt upright.
-
-“Did you say my Lady was expecting Mr. Stafford?” asked Pamela. She
-was in such amazement she could not give a thought to the patient’s
-miraculous recovery.
-
-“Well, and upon my word, and why should not my Lady invite Mr.
-Stafford? What’s took you? And as for you, ma’am, if ever I see a lady
-come out of a swound as you have sudden-like this minute----”
-
-But the invalid interrupted, rising to her feet, clasping her
-dishevelled head with both hands, and staring from one to the other, as
-if she or they were mad.
-
-“When was Mr. Stafford invited? What do you know about his having been
-expected? Heavens, woman, answer me! ’Tis a matter of life and death
-for me.”
-
-“Mercy on us! Shall you be giving us the screaming vapours next, ma’am?
-I happen to know--if you must have it--that my Lady only heard of his
-presence in Weymouth at seven of the clock this evening, and nothing
-would serve her but he must be sent to that instant minute.”
-
-“Take me to the balcony you spoke of,” said Mrs. Lafone, in an extinct
-voice.
-
-Her clothes were hanging off her back, as Lydia shockedly pointed out;
-and her hair was a sight for the crows; and my Lady had only given
-leave for her own woman (though she wouldn’t mind Pam); Lydia felt sure
-she wouldn’t, so to speak, care about people as isn’t asked to the
-supper party, spying on His Highness in that common kind of way!
-
-But Mrs. Lafone produced a gold piece with so much promptitude that her
-bodice was pinned together, her mantle brought, and her still tottering
-steps guided to the upper passage and to the gallery in a remarkably
-short space of time. The balcony was filled with palms and flowering
-plants. If anyone had thought of looking up, and chanced to see the
-narrow, white face and fiery eyes peering down at them, they might have
-thought some witch had flown in on her broomstick to cast a baleful
-spell upon the cheerful company.
-
-The two Miss Pounces quite forgot their uncomfortable companion in
-the thrilling interest of the scene. Lively were the whispers they
-exchanged across the stem of a stout tree fern.
-
-“La, aunt, if that isn’t Mr. Stafford down there, as cool as a
-cucumber! Well, to be sure; ain’t the world a strange place?”
-
-“Cool he always was, as nobody knows better than me. The way he on and
-off with that poor piece, Madame Eglantine, when she kept a milliner’s
-shop at Bath, and proposing to my Lady all the while, and she the rich
-widow Bellairs. Well--cucumbers was not in it.”
-
-Pamela Pounce was craning eagerly forward. Certainly to see Mr.
-Stafford _in propria persona_ sitting genially in the company of the
-Prince, the guest of my Lady Kilcroney, after conspiring to humiliate
-and confound her, was the last development she had expected of the
-night’s drama.
-
-That my Lord Kilcroney should be playing host to the wife who had with
-contumely dismissed him was another matter, Miss Pamela Pounce was
-by no means so amazed to see him sitting at the supper table as Mrs.
-Lafone had been to see him walk in.
-
-“The little cat,” thought Pam, “’twas a real fit, sure enough, and
-serve her right. She ain’t succeeded this time--though she came near
-enough to it--in separating the elegantest couple in all society. What
-a good thing it is, Pam my girl,” (she was fond of apostrophising
-herself thus) “that you ain’t too squeamish to do a bit of spying in
-season and listen outside doors.”
-
-“His Royal Highness is taking a glass of wine with Mr. Stafford,”
-whispered Lydia sibilantly, in a prodigious state of excitement.
-
-Pamela felt an abrupt movement beside her, and glancing round, beheld
-Mrs. Lafone darting from the gallery like a snake disturbed. The girl
-drew a long breath. The air was easier to her lungs now that this
-miasma of malice was removed from it.
-
-His Royal Highness was most agreeably and flatteringly inebriated at
-the end of Kitty’s supper party. He declared thickly that it had been
-a most delightful evening. If he did not salute her cheek with his
-royal lips as he had saluted the Duchess of Hampshire, he mumbled her
-hand with repeated kisses. But Kitty’s triumph was not yet complete.
-Its culminating point was only reached when she found herself with my
-Lord back in the withdrawing-room of her lodgings, accompanied on her
-express invitation, by Mr. Stafford.
-
-She flung off her wraps and, standing in the middle of the room, with
-rather a tearful smile, held out a hand to each.
-
-“Denis, my love--Stafford, my old friend--we have, each of us, I dare
-say, things against each other to forgive and forget, but for my part
-’tis all done with already.”
-
-“Ah, my Lady Kilcroney. Ah, Kitty!” cried the Beau, moved out of
-his wont, and pressing the little hand against his breast, before
-lifting it to his lips, “When I received your note warning me of the
-ass I would be making of myself in trying to get the better of you,
-I thought--dash me, I thought--there’s not a woman in the world to
-compare to her for generosity and wit! And how, in the name of God, did
-you know, Kitty?” he cried, with a change of tone. “’Pon my soul, never
-tell me that piece, Molly, betrayed me for an invitation?”
-
-“By no means, sir, the invitation was sent to her--well! as a little
-punishment. She came all agog to see my discomfiture, and Lydia, my
-woman, tells me she was so overset at the sight of His Highness that
-she swooned.”
-
-My Lord by this time had an arm about his wife’s waist.
-
-“’Twas I told me wife,” said he in his richest brogue, “of your
-dastardly plot, me fine fellow.”
-
-“You?”
-
-“Ay, meself and no other.”
-
-“But this is mystery upon mystery,” said Mr. Stafford, and he was
-really mystified.
-
-“A little bird told me,” said Kilcroney, wagging his head.
-
-Kitty interrupted, laughing.
-
-“Aye, and by the way, my Lord, ring the bell and send Pompey for that
-very little bird. She must not go unrewarded.”
-
-“She?” repeated Mr. Stafford. His eyebrows went up. He was perhaps not
-altogether amazed to see Pamela Pounce walk into the room.
-
-“Come here, child,” said my Lady, and picked from her bodice a pretty,
-sparkling brooch. “Wear this for my sake in remembrance of to-night.
-As for me,” her light voice deepened, “I shall never forget your good
-sense and courage. She guessed you were planning some mischief with
-your charming sister-in-law, Mr. Stafford, sir, and having to tie her
-bandboxes outside the door, she caught some whispers of your little
-game.”
-
-“Oho!” said Mr. Stafford.
-
-“I listened,” cried Pamela with flaming cheeks, “and I went straight to
-my Lord here and my Lord----”
-
-Here my Lord himself took up the tale, his lazy, pleasant voice
-creaming forth in contrast to the excited tones of the young milliner.
-
-“And faith, bad husband as I am--troth, sure it’s the worst in the
-world--there was but one thing for me to do, and that was to protect
-me wife. So I went to His Royal Highness and did a little bit of
-coaxing--not that he needed much. God bless him, isn’t he always ready
-to condescend to be entertained? And I got him to promise easy enough
-to come in to supper after his royal parents had gone to bed. And then
-I wrote a line to my Lady and asked her permission to bring the Prince,
-and by the same token I told her about your fine scheme of counterfeit.
-Sure, I knew my Lady could be trusted to deal with that.”
-
-“Denis,” said Kitty. “There was an infamous note I sent you on pink
-paper. Have you got it about you?”
-
-He gave her a grim look, inserted two fingers into his waistcoat
-pocket, and drew it forth.
-
-“Give it back to me, my dear love.”
-
-“Why, I was thinking ’twouldn’t be a bad token for me to keep about
-me, lest I should be meeting some sorrowful young creature that wanted
-comforting on a parade----”
-
-“Oh, my Lord, don’t mock me.”
-
-She twitched it from his hand and began to tear it into a hundred
-shreds. Then, between laughing and crying, she gathered in her turn a
-little note from her bosom.
-
-“’Tis you that are generous, ’tis you that are forgiving, my Lord. How
-could I keep up petty malice, Mr. Stafford when my Denis had treated
-me so gallant? This letter,” cried Kitty, kissing it, “shall be my
-treasure till I die.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-IN WHICH THE MAD BRAT TAKES THE BIT BETWEEN HER TEETH, BUT MISS PAMELA
-POUNCE KEEPS HOLD OF THE REINS
-
-
-The first stage between Weymouth and London brought Miss Pamela Pounce
-to Blandford where she intended to pass the night. She had spent an
-agreeable and lucrative week at Weymouth, whither the presence of
-Royalty had brought a host of fashionables, and where it had been easy
-for her to dispose of all the modish hats and heads, caps and toques
-which she had selected to tempt holiday appetites.
-
-With a light conscience and heavy pockets, therefore, Pamela was
-setting off for London in finest spirits. She had brought more than her
-usual zest to this journey who always enjoyed travelling to the full;
-the movement, the change of scene, the bustle at arrival and departure,
-the choice of the night’s lodging, the chance adventure, the shifting
-company, all stimulated, interested, delighted her. She could take care
-of herself, and had no fear, either of the rare highwayman, or of the
-intrusive gallant.
-
-The “Rover” deposited its burden with a fine flourish of horn and whip
-and clatter of hoofs, tick on time, in the cobbled courtyard of the
-Crown Inn at Blandford.
-
-Six of the clock had just been huskily beaten out behind the great
-white dial that surmounted the celebrated stables. The jolly coachman
-turned half round in his seat, and winked at the gentleman in the
-many-caped roquelaure who had entertained him with such racy gossip
-for five hours that day, and who had not failed moreover, to season
-their conversation with a brimmer at every halting place.
-
-“What do you think o’ that for punctuality, my Lord?”
-
-Now “my Lord” was a mere fluke--shot at quality, but for once it had
-hit the bull’s eye.
-
-The traveller, descending with care from the coach (for the last
-tankard had been tightly laced and required some carrying) was nearly
-run into by a brisk young lady in a grey riding coat, and black satin
-hat, who exclaimed genteelly: “To be sure, sir, I crave your pardon!”
-And then cried: “My Lord Kilcroney, is it indeed you!”
-
-“Why, ’tis never Miss Pounce!” exclaimed my Lord, surveying her, as
-if the last thing wanting to his joviality had now been granted him
-by Fate. And, indeed, not only was Pamela Pounce vastly pleasing to
-look upon--she had something of the firmness, the clear red-and-white
-and the general appetising appearance of a white-heart cherry--but she
-was vastly agreeable company too, as he had found out on more than one
-occasion. Added to which, she had recently done him a very good turn
-with his lady, as sometimes comes in the way of milliners and such
-like who collect back-door gossip, and exercise back-door influence.
-Withal, which certainly spoilt nothing, she was a young person of
-merit; virtuous, responsible, and discreet. My Lord knew that she would
-take at their proper value any little compliment or other expression of
-esteem, such as the squeeze of a trim waist, an absent-minded clasp of
-taper fingers, even a snatched kiss. He might get a box on the ear; he
-would never be treated either to outraged sensibility, or--still more
-inconvenient contingency--an undesired responsiveness.
-
-He held Miss Pounce’s hand, and smiled down into her bright face with
-something approaching enthusiasm.
-
-“Split me, my dear, but this is a piece of good luck. And I who thought
-I’d be all at my lonesome over----” he stopped, and sniffed. “What is
-it?--the beef-steak pudding, and the roast capons to-night. I invite
-you to supper with me, Pamela. I sent my rascal ahead to bespeak the
-little oak parlour on the garden, and----”
-
-“Thanking you kindly, my Lord,” said Miss Pounce, disengaging her hand,
-and speaking with great firmness, “I dine with no gentleman in the back
-parlour.”
-
-His merry face fell.
-
-“How now, so prudish?”
-
-“Nay, my Lord, merely prudent. ’Tis as much as my reputation is worth.
-The ladies wouldn’t like it. No, nor the landladies. The common room is
-best for a common working girl like me.”
-
-“My dear,” said Lord Kilcroney, “’tis an uncommon girl you are. You’re
-in the right of it a thousand times. Faith, my Lady would be ready to
-tear the wig from my head if she heard of it!”
-
-“And she’d tear my hats from hers, and that would be vastly the greater
-calamity of the two, forgive me for saying so, my Lord.”
-
-“See here,” said he, “I’ll face the bagmen for the pleasure of your
-conversation, for, odd’s my life, you’ve a sparkle about you that’s as
-good as champagne after the dreary road! I’ll tell them to lay your
-place beside mine in the coffee-room, and you’ll season my supper to me
-with that spicy tongue of yours.”
-
-Pamela said she was a poor girl, and she hoped she knew her place, that
-my Lord was vastly condescending, and that she’d have to take what seat
-was given her; which remarks, my Lord, rightly understanding to be an
-oblique acceptance, greeted with laughter and applause, and went gaily
-towards the inn after her, admiring her generous, well-knit shape, and
-taking off his hat with a mock flourish as she modestly stood back to
-let him enter first.
-
-The summer evening was warm, and the odours of viands potent in the
-coffee-room. The tables were crowded; there was an immense buzz of
-voices, and clatter of knives and forks, and a running to and fro of
-aproned drawers, and sturdy bare-armed wenches.
-
-Pamela stood at the door, and looked in discontentedly. She was as
-little squeamish as any healthy young woman of her class; she left
-“vapours” and “qualms” to her betters. But the long day had tired her,
-and there was my Lord, with his wig askew, and a couple of bottles
-before him, and an air of having already done some justice to them. It
-was all very well to have chosen the propriety of the public room, but
-it might have its drawbacks. A poor girl never knew what spiteful eyes
-might be watching. It would do her no good if some loose tongue were to
-start a bit of scandal about her: “Miss Pamela Pounce behaving shameful
-with my Lord Kilcroney, as brazen as you like, before everybody.” It
-would always be, of course, the poor girl who behaved shameful, never
-the half-tipsy nobleman. Such is the way of the world.
-
-“And as like as not,” went on Pamela to herself--she had a vivid
-and swift imagination--“the next thing will be: ‘They left Weymouth
-together. ’Twas a regular elopement.’ No, thank you, Pamela, my girl.
-It ain’t good enough for us to sit next to my Lord in his cups, and eat
-beef-steak pudding--a dish I never was partial to--on a hot night--and
-lose my character to boot.”
-
-She whisked round and out through the luggage-piled hall into the yard,
-where, by the gate which gave upon the river meadow, she had marked a
-bench erected round an old tree stump.
-
-“I’ll sit here,” resolved Miss Pounce, suiting the action to the
-thought. “And, by and by, when those creatures have done gorging
-within, I’ll have a little supper by my own. Lord, how vastly more
-pleasant it is out here!”
-
-She drew a long breath, inhaling the air, sweet with the near fragrance
-of honeysuckle, and distant scents of ripe corn. She clasped her hands
-on her knees--those busy, clever hands which so seldom rested--and
-gazed dreamily out upon the scene. It made a pleasant picture; the
-red-tiled roof of the stables was beginning to glow in the warm evening
-light; the irregular outline of the old inn, already in shadow, was
-cut darkly against the limpid blue of the sky; white and grey pigeons
-flitted lazily hither and thither. From within the open stable doors
-came peaceful sounds of munching jaws, rattling chains, and now and
-again a stamping hoof. A fat tortoiseshell cat sat licking herself on
-a window sill. There was not a human creature in sight for the moment,
-and Miss Pounce felt quite poetic.
-
-But she was not destined to be indulged long in her rare mood for
-solitude. There came a clatter of hoofs, a hum of wheels along the
-dusty road. A high curricle swung into the yard, at the raking trot
-of a tall chestnut driven by a reckless hand. It was drawn up with a
-splash of protesting hoofs; and Pamela, suddenly pricked to interest,
-beheld, springing unaided from the high perch, the young lady whose
-erratic conduct had earned for her the sobriquet of “the Mad Brat,”
-Lady Selina, who had scandalised society, outraged her Royal patrons,
-alienated her friends, and positively stupefied her family a bare
-three months ago by eloping, from the very back of the Princess’s
-chair at the Opera, with a penniless insignificant officer of Marines
-of the name of Simpson. Lady Selina Simpson’s further career, though
-necessarily passed in comparative obscurity, had done little to
-lessen the aptness of the sobriquet. Much the contrary, indeed,
-and--Lieutenant Simpson being stationed at Weymouth--Lady Selina had
-had an unexpected opportunity for a display of eccentricity, which made
-both her elder sisters agree for once that something must be done to
-put a stop to Selina’s goings on--“under the very nose of the Royals,
-my dear; she does it on purpose to discredit us,”--even if something
-entailed the purchase for Lieutenant Simpson of some post pleasantly
-remote in the Indies.
-
-Here, then, was the Mad Brat, as naughty and modish as you please
-(Miss Pamela’s professional eye was quick to notice); wrapped to the
-ears in a military looking cloak of elegant blue, and hatted with as
-smart a little beaver, also of military cock, as she, Pamela, had ever
-seen--and that was saying a great deal.
-
-My young Lady Selina’s curls were scarcely powdered, and shone very
-golden under the evening light, set in flying bunches each side of her
-narrow, pretty, pale, impertinent face. There was something in the
-expression of her countenance, attractive for all its wilfulness, that
-made Pamela’s quick wits jump to the horrid conclusion--before even she
-had clapped eyes on the driver of the curricle.
-
-“Lord! if ever I see the look of one bent on a desperate course, I
-see it this minute!” thought the milliner, turning the glance on Lady
-Selina’s companion.
-
-And there it was for you. That black-avised gentleman, with the bushy
-black eyebrows, and the small, restless black eyes beneath, with the
-blue chin and full, insolent mouth--that was never young Simpson! “Some
-elderly rip, out of the poor lad’s regiment!” diagnosed Pamela rapidly,
-seeing the gold-lace glint. “And that is why my young Madam is so
-monstrous military herself. If ever I see an elopement----!”
-
-And indeed, the two had a flushed and conscious air; defiant,
-suspicious.
-
-“However you may try to brazen it out, your heart’s as heavy as lead,
-you poor silly thing,” was the next conclusion of the watcher. “As for
-you, you wicked wretch, you are all ardours and whispers, all swollen
-with triumph, yet you aren’t a bit sure of her. There, now, I knew
-it--she won’t let you lead her in, with your arm about her waist; not
-even let you take her hand. She’s no notion to have you blazon her your
-conquest, for all the Inn company to see. Mercy on us, there’s a toss
-of the head! Aye, and here’s a look for you, my fine gentleman! No--I
-wouldn’t make too sure of her yet, if I were you!”
-
-The sound of hoofs and wheels, and of the clanging bell had brought
-landlord and landlady to the doorway. Pamela emerged slowly from her
-leafy retreat. She had a mind to keep the Mad Brat under observation as
-long as she could.
-
-’Twas a mere child! Pamela knew that she could scarce have reached her
-twentieth year; and Pamela had once herself been mighty near flinging
-away everything a woman should hold dear, for a man’s smile. She had
-been saved, on the very edge of the precipice, by a sort of miracle.
-And she often had shuddered, contemplating the horrible depth of the
-chasm into which she had all but fallen. Did she not now read on the
-young wife’s face something of the frantic recklessness that had once
-moved her?
-
-Besides which she had a pride in her sex which made it personally
-grievous to her when a woman went wrong. And lastly, she flattered
-herself she was a judge of character, and yonder military buck was a
-bad, dissipated, selfish wretch, with no use for a woman but to break
-her heart.
-
-As she entered the hall, discreetly, in the wake of the new-comers, she
-found Lady Selina in high wrangle with her swain.
-
-“And I say, I will have a post-chaise, Colonel Endacott! And I protest
-you’re making a vast mistake! Pray, Mr. Landlord, a bowl of broth and
-a glass of wine in a private parlour--and a post-chaise, with a decent
-pair of horses, in an hour. The gentleman will go to the coffee-room.
-Yes, sir--you will go to the coffee-room. Do I hear you curse, sir? La!
-here is a charming thing, indeed!”
-
-Suddenly her eye became fixed, she uttered an exclamation in a high
-tone of surprise and excitement.
-
-“Sir Jasper Standish--as I am a living woman!”
-
-Pamela then perceived, standing in the doorway of the coffee-room
-chewing a gold toothpick, no less a personage than that dashing
-widower. He was surveying his whilom betrothed and her illicit
-cavalier with a bantering, swaggering, insolent air in which there was
-more than a glint of jealous anger.
-
-As Lady Selina hailed him, he tripped forward. “Good heavens,”
-reflected the milliner, “I’d slap any man’s face, gentleman or no, who
-dared to look at me like that!”
-
-Colonel Endacott, biting his full under lip, and blackly scowling,
-seemed very much of this opinion; but the Mad Brat extended both hands:
-
-“Sir Jasper!--well met! ’Tis a vast of pleasure for me to greet an old
-friend. Why, here am I, on my road to London--pray, Colonel Endacott,
-do you know Sir Jasper Standish? Gentlemen, let me introduce you:
-Colonel Endacott--Sir Jasper Standish. Hearing that I was about to post
-to London, Colonel Endacott kindly offered me a seat in his curricle.
-My husband’s Colonel, Sir Jasper. The wife of a poor Lieutenant, it was
-no offer to decline! Colonel Endacott, who is really all condescension
-and good nature, Sir Jasper, had further been so obliging as to offer
-me his escort for the whole way. But the mischief is in it, we must
-part at the first stage! Colonel Endacott will have it he must lie at
-Blandford, and I am equally determined to push on!”
-
-Colonel Endacott ground his high-booted foot on the flags of the hall,
-as though he would pulverise the volatile lady who was so obviously
-making a mock of him.
-
-“Why, my dear Lady Selina,” cried Sir Jasper, in a rich voice of
-victory, “let me then be your escort! Fie, fie, you cannot think of
-travelling alone with a mere post-boy for protection, and the roads so
-unsafe. I could not think of allowing it! So old a friend as I am may
-surely be permitted the privilege, the honour, the duty----”
-
-“Pray, sir,” interrupted Colonel Endacott, his tones were husky with
-rage, “you misunderstand, I think. Lady Selina Simpson is under my
-protection. It was entirely for her sake----” Here he cast a glance of
-mingled ardour and fury upon the Mad Brat who tossed her head till her
-ringlets danced and hunched a shoulder on him in its military cloak,
-with a taunting glance. “’Twas but for her sake,” the harsh accents
-grew raucous, “that I suggested the night’s rest here. Lady Selina
-knows that she had but to speak the word, and I am ready----”
-
-“Ah, not at all!--_pas du tout!_” cried Lady Selina, who had a French
-mother and certain inherited French ways that added not a little to
-her provoking charm. “_M. le Colonel_ has made such big eyes at me I
-am positively frightened of him! And my dear mamma--do you know Sir
-Jasper, my dear widowed mother is at Wimbledon, and I have half a mind
-to go see her there--Mamma would be desolated if I were to travel under
-the escort of a gentleman who is not my husband. Since my Frederick is
-so tied up in his military duty--yes, you cruel man, you saw to that!
-But with Sir Jasper, Mamma knows Sir Jasper so well! Pray Mistress
-Landlady, bring me to a chamber where I can wash the dust off my face.
-’Tis vile travelling in an open curricle. And you, Mr. Landlord,
-what of that parlour and that broth? How would it be, Sir Jasper, if
-you were to join me over this slight refection? We could discuss the
-journey.”
-
-Sir Jasper drew a long breath through dilated nostrils, and bowed, the
-corners of his lips tilting upwards in a smile of immense complacency.
-The landlady, who had been staring at the young Madam with amazement
-and disapproval, majestically led the way up the narrow stairs,
-expressing by a tremulous shake of her lace-capped head, and an
-occasional loud sniff, that such manners and customs were not to be
-encouraged on her premises.
-
-Pamela Pounce saw the look which Colonel Endacott cast at the fatuously
-smirking Sir Jasper.
-
-“There will be swords drawn over this, before my Lady Selina has had
-time to dry that dusty face of hers!” she thought. “And dear, to
-goodness, I have it in my heart to hope it may be Sir Jasper, for
-if not, it is out of the frying-pan into the fire with her, imp of
-mischief as she is!”
-
-Out of the frying-pan into the fire it was. Colonel Endacott and Sir
-Jasper strolled, to all appearance, very amicably together through
-the meadow gate, in the direction of a certain hazel copse by the
-river-side. In a very short time, Sir Jasper reappeared, alone; and,
-strolling back into the stable-yard of the Crown, directed, with
-the most genteel coolness, that a couple of ostlers should take a
-wheelbarrow and a chair, or maybe a hurdle, and carry in his friend,
-who had had an accident to his leg, and would be found, incapacitated,
-just beside yonder little copse. It was not a matter of the least
-consequence, he assured them--a mere sprain, a scratch, or something of
-the sort.
-
-The ostlers grinned. He cast a gold piece among them and passed on,
-treading jauntily, in quest of the parlour.
-
-Miss Pounce, eating bread-and-butter and cold meats, to a modest bowl
-of milk in the window seat of the now nearly deserted coffee-room, saw
-the gallant gentleman’s return, and understood.
-
-“’Tis the devil and all,” she thought, “that my Lord Kilcroney is so
-free with his bottle; he might be of use here. If my Lady Selina thinks
-she can fling off Sir Jasper as easy as she has her Colonel, she is
-mighty mistaken. Such a chance doesn’t come a woman’s way twice! Silly
-child, and him with an old score to pay off--and their starting off by
-night and all--why, what ails the creature, to be up to such cantrips?”
-thought Pamela.
-
-She bit into her bread-and-butter, and then flung the slice away from
-her. “Well, drunk or sober, my Lord will be better than nobody.”
-
-Upon this decision Pamela shook the crumbs from her skirt, set a hand
-on each hip, and holding her white chin very high in the air, made a
-bee line for the snuggery whence loud sounds of mirth proclaimed the
-presence of convivial company.
-
-Here she found my Lord, with a long clay pipe in one hand, and cool
-tankard in the other, hilariously setting the tune to a roaring chorus
-consisting of a lumpish young squire, a land surveyor and the local
-doctor. My Lord was more than exhilarated, as Pamela saw at the first
-glance. He went on melodiously chanting and beating time, while the
-others, staring at the handsome girl, fell dumb, and young Squire Pitt,
-all one purple blush, began bashfully to draw himself out of his chair.
-
-“My Lord--my Lord Kilcroney!” began Pamela with an unwonted sense of
-discomfiture, “I crave a word apart with your Lordship.”
-
-But before she could make her voice heard, she was unceremoniously
-thrust aside by Mr. Landlord himself.
-
-“And, craving _your_ pardon,” he chided, “this is no place for young
-gals. Doctor Dawson, sir, you’re wanted.”
-
-A dark man in a scratch wig, with a long bony face, and a restless
-protruding jaw, jumped up from his corner, and came forward.
-
-“What’s happened?” quoth he, feeling about his pockets with big knuckly
-hands that made Pamela shudder.
-
-“Why, will you step outside, sir. Gentleman hurt through the leg.”
-
-“Odds my bones, I’ve left it at home. You’ll have to send little Jimmy
-for my instrument-case. What’s happened, I say?”
-
-The landlord wagged his head slyly, pinching his lips together, and
-made a thrusting gesture with his right forefinger; then he tapped the
-same finger on the side of his rubicund nose.
-
-The doctor gave a short laugh; and, with a not altogether steady step,
-suffered himself to be led down the passage.
-
-Lord Kilcroney imitated the double gesture with his pipe-stem and
-sprang to his feet.
-
-“Now, glory be to God,” said he, “if I had known there was such a
-diversion on hand----” Here he seemed suddenly to become aware that
-Miss Pounce’s presence in the snuggery portended something distinctly
-unusual. As he stared at her with a flicker of returning acuteness in
-his amiable eye, she seized the opportunity.
-
-“For God’s sake, my Lord, give me a moment apart.”
-
-He lurched towards her; and she seized him by the lapel of his coat;
-again he looked at her; caught perhaps something of the urgency of her
-spirit, and said, in altered tones:
-
-“Wait a minute, me girl, I’ll just drain the tankard to steady my head;
-and I am with you.”
-
-She got him as far as the window seat in the coffee-room; and then,
-casting a glance without, exclaimed:
-
-“See for yourself. Turn your eye yonder, and see for yourself.”
-
-Lord Kilcroney flung a bewildered gaze in the direction of her pointed
-finger; opened his mouth, closed it again and wiped his forehead.
-
-“Jasper! Jasper Standish and a lady, as I live! What the dev----”
-
-“Don’t you know the lady, my Lord? See now, see now, with the lamplight
-on her face. She is getting into the chaise. Don’t you recognise Lady
-Selina Simpson?”
-
-“Se--Selina Simpson!” echoed he with a fine tipsy sibilance. He let
-himself fall on the window seat, and gripped his head in both hands.
-“S--Selina?”
-
-“The Mad Brat, my Lord! Good God, we are too late, the chaise is
-driving away! This will be fine hearing for my Lady Verney, and for
-your lady’s own dear friend, Lady Nan!”
-
-Lord Kilcroney dropped his hands and sat, with protruding eyeballs,
-staring at Pamela. Then his waistcoat was shaken with a rumbling laugh;
-and he made an uncertain poke with his forefinger.
-
-“And, is it poor Simpson, then, that’s in the claws of that old red
-raven of a doctor this minute? And my Lady off with Jasper? D’ye know,
-it’s a monstrous joke! Oh, Gad--Jasper was her first love!”
-
-Pamela flung a single searching look upon him. He was muttering to
-himself, and laughing, winking, and shaking his head, the picture of
-affable inebriety.
-
-“My Lord, my Lord, you must pull yourself together! Lady Selina is not
-twenty yet. And him such a bold, bad man, as indeed you know, my Lord.
-’Tis ruin, ’tis disgrace, for her, and that poor innocent lad, her
-husband!”
-
-“By the powers!” Kilcroney staggered to his feet. “Jasper’s a
-scoundrel! I’ll not have it! What, Nan Day’s little sister, mere
-child--monstrous! Get me a wet napkin, girl.”
-
-He plucked his wig from his head as he spoke, and looked, Pamela
-thought, singularly boyish with his close-cropped red poll exposed to
-view. Even as she hurried out to summon the drawer, a brilliant idea
-struck her.
-
-Colonel Endacott’s curricle, and a fresh horse! With anything of a
-roadster, so light a vehicle should easily overtake the post-chaise.
-’Twas a plan of retributive justice which pleased Miss Pounce hugely.
-
-What woman wills, God wills, is an adage invented by some sycophantic
-admirer of the fair sex. Nevertheless, there is no doubt that the
-world is apt to give way before anyone with determined purpose, and,
-if this anyone happens to be young, handsome, and a woman, the odds
-are overwhelmingly in her favour. Pamela ordered, cajoled, reasoned,
-implored, bustled, taunted and threatened. She made lavish, yet
-judicious, use of her Weymouth earnings; and before the half-hour was
-out, found herself, high-perched by the side of my Lord (a strange
-figure, with the wet napkin still tied round his head), driving--as the
-group of ostlers who watched him depart unanimously declared with much
-admiration--like hell.
-
-It was one of those summer nights when scarce a leaf stirs; there was
-not a cloud upon the sky which stretched a wonderful amethyst blue,
-deepening to sapphire at the zenith, and paling into translucent
-primrose to the west, where the last traces of the afterglow still
-lingered. There would be a fine moon presently, had been the
-landlord’s parting words, as he respectfully deposited his Lordship’s
-wig, hat and pistol case in the curricle. The streets of the sleepy
-little town were clatteringly left behind; the steep hill surmounted;
-and then the Salisbury road lay before them, straight and white across
-the grey mystery of the downs.
-
-Pamela thought it was the strangest night vision she had ever beheld.
-The earth seemed as featureless as the sky; the winds, which had slept
-in the valley, were lively enough here, as if the earth were their
-playground. There was a wonderful harvest smell, warm and wholesome,
-of ripening apples and full corn-fields, in the air--a great, mellow,
-sweet aroma from the fertile fields and farms that lay below the down
-lands.
-
-Pamela was not romantic, yet she could not but feel that it was “as
-good as play-acting” to be hurled through the summer night across this
-vast peaceful loneliness, by this same mad, kind, fantastic Irish lord
-whose odd adventures were always the talk of the town.
-
-“A stern chase is a long chase,” observed the nobleman, dexterously
-tipping the flanks of the big bay.
-
-The horse bounded, and the curricle rocked; and Pamela choked a scream.
-Over the crest of the down a huge red moon began to show her face,
-swimming in a curious misty incandescence. She sucked in her breath,
-and her heart stirred sentimentally. If only the man of her choice had
-been sitting beside her, how vastly she would have enjoyed herself!
-
-They swung through the shadows of a copse and out into the open again.
-My Lord cast his napkin into the road; he begged Pamela to lend him a
-hand with his wig. The black horse had fallen to a foot pace up the
-steep incline, and my Lord, with returning sobriety, began apparently
-to consider the kind of undertaking into which he had plunged, and how
-to carry it through.
-
-“We’ll not,” said he, gliding into speed again with the care of the
-practised whip, “overhaul them much before Salisbury.” Then the
-moonlight caught his face, showed his quizzical smile, and the rueful
-questioning of his eyes, as he went on: “And what the dickens am I to
-say, when we do? Split me, Miss Pounce, you’ve rushed me into a pretty
-kettle of fish! Bejabers, what in the world is it to me all said and
-done, that Jasper should be off with that little lady?”
-
-“Oh fie, my Lord----” began Pamela warmly. But he interrupted her:
-
-“Well, well, never fear, ’tis as good an excuse as another for a bit of
-fun. Faith, didn’t my Lady tell me the other day, it was the regular
-old gentleman I was growing into!”
-
-He caught her absently by the waist, as he spoke, laughing as the
-vehicle swerved; and Pamela found herself again wishing for the company
-of the dark-browed slim young gentleman to whom she had given her
-heart, and who--Mr. Jocelyn had such sensibility--would have understood
-the really grave nature of this seemingly mad quest.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was after two hours’ steady chase, even as the road dipped from
-the downs into the valley, back again into the corn-fields--these had
-a marvellous silver and amber glow in the moonlight--that they saw,
-half a furlong away, the black bulk of a moving vehicle, and heard the
-double clatter of leisurely trotting horses.
-
-“’Tis but another farm waggon,” quoth my Lord.
-
-“Nay,” cried Pamela, “for I see the bobbing of the post-boy, plain as
-plain.”
-
-“Do you, indeed, my dear?” cried my Lord in exhilarated accents,
-handling the reins with a zest that sent the horse forward with a great
-impetus. “You haven’t dathered your sight with the Crown’s noted treble
-ale. Well, if this isn’t the fun of the world! I’ve stopped a coach
-before, my dear--that in your ear--but split me, never from a curricle,
-with a monstrous fine girl beside me!”
-
-“I’m a farmer’s daughter,” she said resolutely, “and can manage a
-horse with anyone. So I can take the reins, my Lord, when you want your
-hands free.”
-
-“’Pon me sowl!” ejaculated Kilcroney admiringly. But he proceeded no
-further, for the black horse, gathering speed, and excited by the
-clatter of rival hoofs, made a dash forward, and my Lord, with voice
-and cracking lash, encouraged the canter to a gallop.
-
-The post-boy started from his jogging trance, looked over his shoulder
-and hastily pulled to one side. The curricle went by at a flash; my
-Lord never slackened speed till they had reached the bottom of the hill
-and a bit beyond.
-
-“Now,” said Kilcroney, as he manœuvred the curricle right across the
-road, “now for the fun of the fair! Just put your lovely hand under the
-seat and see if you can lay a hould of me pistols.”
-
-(My Lord’s brogue became agreeably marked in moments of emotion.)
-
-The black horse was dancing from hoof to hoof; the curricle swayed
-rhythmically to his capers, and Pamela felt, when her companion plucked
-the pistols from the case she held open, as if every fibre of her being
-were dancing in unison; exhilaration, a sense of splendid adventure,
-a spice of fear, and a delightful recklessness had hold of her. She
-almost understood now how the “Mad Brat” could fling everything to
-the winds for the mere taste of such a moment. Lord Kilcroney thrust
-the reins into her hands, leaped lightly from his perch; and he, too,
-seemed to dance in the moonlight as he advanced towards the chaise.
-
-The post-boy had prudently pulled up at sight of the obstacle in the
-road; now, as the pistol barrels glinted in the moonlight, he raised
-a dismal shout, and dived sideways off the fat grey haunches of his
-mount. The landlord of the Crown had provided a stalwart plodding pair
-for Lady Selina’s post-chaise; and these were content enough to draw
-breath, craning their necks, snorting comfortably down their nostrils,
-and shuddering in turn till the harness rattled.
-
-“How now!” cried an angry voice from the chaise, and Sir Jasper’s
-head emerged into the moonlight. “What’s the matter? rascal, scamp!
-Hallo, stap me!” This in quite another tone. “Why, the devil--’tis a
-highwayman, a footpad!”
-
-Kilcroney, who had planted himself sideways, with face concealed by his
-extended arm, chaunted in the most musical tones he could muster:
-
-“Stand and deliver!” Then, breaking into laughter, he disclosed his
-countenance, with a fine flourish of his mantons; “Stand and deliver,”
-he repeated. “Jasper, stand and deliver your stolen goods!”
-
-There was a faint cry within the chaise, altogether lost in the
-round volley of oaths from Sir Jasper. He consigned Kilcroney’s soul
-to perdition, and his body to corruption, with explicitness and
-repetition, and commanded the post-boy to remount and carry on, if he
-did not wish to be flayed alive. But the sagacious youth was apparently
-swallowed in the darkness.
-
-Presently Kilcroney’s shouts of laughter were echoed in silver titters
-both from the chaise and the curricle. These sounds goaded the baronet
-to madness. “Poor Jasper!” (Kilcroney afterwards related) “He was
-foaming like a tankard of porter, and was almost as black in the face,
-by Jingo, when he lepped from the chaise and at me. Troth, he had his
-sword out, and sure the next moment he would have let the moonlight
-through me, hadn’t my little lady in the chaise caught him by the
-skirts of his coat! It was the grand slap he came on the flint of the
-road--aye, and the grand escape I had of it intirely! ‘Up with you, me
-boy, and we’ll have it out like gentlemen,’ cries I, and by the time he
-got up again I was ready for him, as pretty as Angelo, with the barkers
-back in my pocket and my little bodkin taking the air in my hand.”
-
-It was not the first time that my Lord Kilcroney and Sir Jasper had
-crossed blades. Indeed, Kilcroney’s mercurial temperament, and Sir
-Jasper’s inflammably jealous one, had come into collision more than
-once. In the last encounter the Irishman had had the worst of it; but
-to-night, whatever disability the day’s potations might have caused him
-was more than counter-balanced by the blind rage which possessed the
-baronet as he fell to his guard.
-
-Perhaps Sir Jasper had been already in none too good a temper when the
-novel highwayman had arrested him in the full course of elopement,
-certainly the countenance with which his Helen watched the encounter
-from the chaise window displayed more entertainment than anxiety. In
-fact, when Sir Jasper, receiving a neat thrust through his sword arm,
-fell back with a curse and a groan, it was Pamela who cried out in
-alarm, while Lady Selina shrilly laughed and clapped her hands.
-
- * * * * *
-
-An odd little procession towards midnight roused the slumbers of the
-Mitre Inn at Salisbury, with peremptory summons. Two ladies in a
-post-chaise, escorted by two gentlemen in a curricle. The ladies seemed
-to be in high dudgeon with each other. The gentlemen very friendly.
-Indeed, the younger and better-looking of the two (though both were
-personable men) was distinctly assiduous in his attention to the other,
-who had (as the landlord was duly informed) met with a nasty accident
-through the overturning of the curricle at a sharp corner, which robbed
-him of the use of his right arm.
-
-The post-boy had a curious tale to tell over a restoring mug of ale.
-But so scared and bewildered did he appear; so monstrous a jumble did
-he make of highwaymen and duels, that the landlord, who was a sensible
-man, diagnosed pure coward’s flim-flams, and promptly dismissed him to
-his straw.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Pamela slept late. She had been allotted the dressing-room of the
-superior bed-chamber which she had herself claimed for Lady Selina.
-Her last thought, as she snuggled down in the feather bed, had been:
-“I’ve got her safe, the little fool!” and the first that bore into her
-consciousness in the morning was the same comforting reflection: “I’ve
-got her safe.”
-
-Angry words had passed between the two women in the chaise last night.
-Though Pamela had been unable to make head or tail of the arguments
-produced by the “Mad Brat” to justify her conduct, every word had
-revealed a childish inconsequence.
-
-“One would say,” thought the milliner, as she lay, reflecting on
-her impressions, “that the silly chit had laid some wager, or was
-pretending to be wicked for the mere show off of the thing. For, if
-ever I saw a gentleman set down, it was Sir Jasper last night! In my
-opinion he was mortal glad to be out of it at the price. Never saw him
-so loving with my Lord! And, as for her, she looked at him like a wild
-cat, as she passed him by, on the way to her room.”
-
-Pamela sat on the edge of her bed, yawned, and gazed at the door which
-separated her from Lady Selina’s apartment, congratulating herself
-that, so old-fashioned was the hostelry, there was no other issue. But,
-as she looked, the smile faded from her face. The door was not quite
-closed! She remembered very well how my Lady Selina had banged and
-bolted it last night, intimating thereby, better than by any speech,
-what she thought of the intrusive proximity of the milliner.
-
-“It’s not possible----!” On the spur of suspicion, Pamela was out of
-bed and into the next room at a spring. Sunshine was pouring in between
-the open shutters; the great four-post bed was empty. There was no
-trace of the fair delinquent, save a long gauntletted glove on the
-floor.
-
-“Well, of all--of all the minxes!” Miss Pounce pivoted on herself.
-“Pamela, my girl, you’re fooled! And you such a light sleeper, to think
-you should have slept so deep and let the bird fly!”
-
-She ran back to her own room and, after ringing the bell violently,
-proceeded like a hurricane to her toilet. Cold water and yellow soap
-were good enough for her any day. The service at the Mitre seemed
-scarce like to add to its reputation. Miss Pounce was well advanced,
-indeed she had reached the stage of buttoning her trim figure into the
-grey riding coat, before the repeated attacks on the bell-pull produced
-a panting housemaid.
-
-“Oh, please, Miss,” began this damsel volubly, “was you ringing? I was
-kept by the gentlemen in Blue Parrot, helping the gentleman to bind the
-other gentleman’s arm, what hurt himself. And that there post-boy was
-not so far out, for if ever I see a sword cut----”
-
-Pamela interrupted with an ejaculation of relief.
-
-“Sir Jasper is still in the inn, then? And my Lord, too?”
-
-“Aye, Miss----”
-
-“And the lady?”
-
-“The lady’s been gone this hour, Miss. Oh, aye, she went off with the
-other gentleman----”
-
-“What----?” shrieked Pamela.
-
-“Oh, aye, Miss! The handsome, dark gentleman what travelled all the way
-from London to meet her. Last night, when he came riding in, missis and
-all of us agreed, we never saw a handsomer gentleman. ‘I expect,’ says
-he, ‘a lady by coach from Weymouth.’” She stopped to stare: “Be’n’t you
-well, Miss?”
-
-Pamela had fallen into a chair. A cold and pricking fear had laid
-hold of her. There are premonitions of the heart which out-leap any
-perception of the wits.
-
-“His name, his name!” she gasped.
-
-“Lud, now!” The girl clacked her tongue. “I did hear her call him----”
-
-“Stay!” cried Pamela. “Was it Bellairs?”
-
-“Lud, Miss,” cried the girl, “however did you know?”
-
-“Because,” said Miss Pounce sternly, “I am the lady he came to meet.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-With the same deadly composure she ordered a post-chaise, and started
-once again in pursuit. This time she would have no man’s help. She
-would go alone. “What business is it of yours?” had cried Lady Selina
-insolently, last night. And she had answered: “It’s every true woman’s
-business to keep another straight if she can.” But now, here was no
-altruistic interference; here love and life were at stake for her. Here
-was her own business and nobody else’s, with a vengeance!
-
-Gone this hour! Well, she would overtake them at Basingstoke, where
-they must halt of a certainty.
-
-Pamela had had, in a little purse apart, twenty golden guineas, her own
-profit in the successful week’s transactions in modes at Weymouth. She
-had meant to add them to the comfortable nest of savings which were to
-facilitate her marriage with her charming spendthrift. Now the shining
-company in the green silk meshes had already notably dwindled; and at
-every five miles or so, Pamela would draw forth a coin and, thrusting
-her pretty head out of the window, would hail the post-boy and hold it
-up to his sight.
-
-“Another goldfinch for you, my lad, if you mend your speed!”
-
-By the time they reached Basingstoke there were four sovereigns for
-the youth; and if he was sweating, it was nothing to which the horses
-were doing. They dripped and trembled and steamed, foam-flecked from
-mane to tail. Pamela’s green purse was considerably lighter; but it
-had been worth it. The fat dappled greys which had trotted off with my
-Lady Selina and Mr. Bellairs that morning were even now being led out
-of the shafts. A comfortable trot they had come at, to judge by their
-untroubled appearance.
-
-“Yes, Miss,” said the formidable-looking landlady who ruled at the
-Angel, Basingstoke, and who, no doubt, found a distinct growth of beard
-and a bass voice as useful to her if not more than the support of
-any man. “A lady and a gentleman are partaking of refreshment in the
-parlour. And what might you be wanting with them?”
-
-Her eye, small and fierce as a wild boar’s, appraised the new guest up
-and down.
-
-Pamela saw that travelling alone she was suspect; she had an
-inspiration.
-
-“I am Lady Selina’s own woman,” she said pertly. “Her Ladyship expects
-me. Kindly direct me.”
-
-She had seen too many lady’s maids not to be able to play the part: she
-was now the fashionable Abigail to the life--plausible, supple, sure
-of herself; her gaze was challenging; her air deferential, yet on the
-verge of insolence.
-
-The bearded landlady shrugged her shoulders, and told the drawer to
-bring Miss into Britannia.
-
-“You needn’t knock, young man, I will announce myself,” said Pamela.
-She tapped discreetly with her nails on the panel just beneath the
-figure with the trident; then, without waiting for a reply, opened the
-door.
-
-In one swift glance she took in the scene: the Mad Brat did not seem to
-be getting on any better with Mr. Bellairs than she had with either her
-Colonel or her Baronet. She was seated, her elbows on the table, her
-chin in her hand. With frowning brows, a fixed and angry stare, flushed
-cheeks and pouting lips, she was the image of “Beauty in a rage.” Mr.
-Bellairs was pacing the room with his hands behind his back; and he,
-too, the very incarnation of bad temper.
-
-The milliner did not give herself time to reflect whether the obvious
-tension betokened good or evil for her. She had to act.
-
-“If you please, my Lady,” she said, advancing as if she had been indeed
-what she represented herself, “you have forgotten your glove.”
-
-“Good heavens!” cried Mr. Bellairs. “Pamela!”
-
-He wheeled in his walk to turn upon the newcomer a countenance marked
-with the oddest mixture of discomfiture, amusement and wrath.
-
-Lady Selina merely cast a glance from the glove which Pamela laid
-before her to the girl’s face, and lifted her eyebrows. She had passed
-from anger to insolence. Pamela itched to box her ears.
-
-“I assure you, my dear,” protested Mr. Bellairs in an ill-assured
-voice, “that _I_ have forgotten nothing.”
-
-Pamela understood well enough the intention of the speech; she smiled
-scornfully. And when Lady Selina, just rolling her eyes in his
-direction, dropped the words: “Except your manners, sir,” she felt
-certain the rebuke had been well deserved.
-
-Indeed, now that she came to look at him more closely, she saw a red
-patch on the olive of his cheek, and guessed the offence which had
-called for such a buffet. Oh! she knew the ways of men; and, to her
-philosophy, the gentleman who, thrust into such a position as Mr.
-Bellairs, should have failed to take advantage of it, would have been
-little less than a milksop. Nevertheless, there had been defection. It
-was her, Pamela, whom he had come to meet--Pamela his affianced, to
-whom, because of the very difference in their stations, he owed more
-delicacy of attention than if she had been his equal. And he had let
-himself be whisked away by the first wanton who lifted a beckoning
-finger! Serve her right if he had kissed, and serve him right if she
-had slapped! Oh, she knew the ways of men! But--the ways of the Mad
-Brat was still enigma to her. What was this piece of mischief about? As
-if to answer the perplexed thought, Lady Selina suddenly spoke:
-
-“’Tis positive sickening to think that there is not a gentleman of
-the lot who would give a lady his protection as far as Town, without
-thrusting his odious attentions on her!”
-
-“But my dear, good creature----”
-
-“I’m not your dear, good creature, sir!” Lady Selina sprang to her
-feet and burst into a sudden passion of tears. “Was ever anyone,” she
-cried, “so plagued, so persecuted, so distracted, so unhappy, so--so
-abandoned?”
-
-Pamela again felt an overwhelming conviction that here was one merely
-as naughty and as innocent as a child.
-
-“Oh, my dear!” she exclaimed, and caught her forcibly into her own
-strong warm arms. There was more than a touch of the mother in Pamela;
-she never could bear to leave suffering uncomforted. “Why, in the name
-of God, did you leave your own husband?”
-
-The Mad Brat screamed as if the last word had been a blow.
-
-“Oh, oh, my Fred!”
-
-Pamela cast a look over the bride’s heaving shoulder at Mr. Bellairs.
-
-“There, sir!” she said severely, “there’s for you and your vanity! For
-you, and the others, who are so ready to think that any lady who so
-much as smiles on you is mad in love with you--and all the while you’re
-but the catspaw of her jealousy!”
-
-“Pamela!” cried Jocelyn Bellairs. He had been standing, very ill
-at ease, struggling with the variety of his emotions. He now broke
-into laughter which had yet something of wrath in it. “I’ve been a
-confounded fool! And I swear you are an angel! Oh, confusion! I can’t
-bear to hear a woman cry. But I must say Joseph himself would have been
-tempted by that little--devil, this morning!”
-
-“Hush!” cried the milliner, rocking the weeping Selina as if it had
-been a baby, but shooting another glance at Mr. Bellairs which, after
-all, held more indulgence than resentment. “Hush, sir! Leave me with
-her Ladyship. Go, refresh yourself with a tankard of cool ale, after
-your dusty drive--and send the landlady hither with the hartshorn.”
-
-If Mr. Bellairs had thought highly of Pamela before, he now told
-himself she was the pattern of true women. He paused but to kiss the
-firm, capable, white hand she extended to him, and then hastily closed
-the door between himself and those distressing vapours.
-
-“Now, my dear,” coaxed Pamela, “I see how it is. You’ve had a quarrel
-with that elegant young officer of yours. You’ve had a quarrel, and you
-went off in a huff with that dark, bad old Colonel----”
-
-Lady Selina shuddered, and stamped her foot; and inarticulately
-declared that if she’d had a dagger to her hand, she’d have stabbed him.
-
-“Well, Sir Jasper’s done it for you, very neat, in the leg.”
-
-Selina interrupted with another scream.
-
-“Sir Jasper? Why, he was worse! Oh, how glad I was to see My Lord
-Kilcroney run him through!”
-
-“I’m sure,” said Pamela, a little dryly, “it is a mercy, my Lady, I
-came alone after you and Mr. Bellairs! Mr. Bellairs is engaged to me,
-my Lady, and I don’t seem to fancy a hole in him.”
-
-Lady Selina was much too absorbed in her own grief to have a thought
-to spare for any such trifles. She fell again into her chair, cast
-her arms upon the table and buried her face on them, wailing, in an
-extravagance of despair, that her Fred would never forgive her, and
-that there was nothing left for her but death.
-
-“Why, there’s no harm done,” Pamela briskly consoled. “I’m ready to
-vouch for you that you’ve travelled with me, and slept with me----” she
-broke off. Her quick ear had caught the sound of certain well-known
-accents in the courtyard without.
-
-“Glory be to God,” my Lord was saying, in his richest brogue. “Will
-anyone catch me that young gentleman by the leg? He’s not safe to be
-loose. Trip him up, I tell you, or there’ll be murder done! Come back,
-Simpson, you _omadhaun_!”
-
-Pamela made a spring for the door; she had said that she would not
-have a hole made in her Jocelyn: heaven knew what catastrophe might
-not ensue were she not on the spot to prevent mischief with Bellairs,
-apt as tinder, and this young Simpson in his fury! She went like the
-wind down the passage, and across the bar, towards that spot in the
-courtyard whence arose sounds of struggle and fierce objurgation.
-
-She found a slim young gentleman in uniform locked in the embrace of
-Lord Kilcroney. My Lord was laughing so considerably that it threatened
-to invalidate his grip. The young officer’s countenance shocked Pamela,
-so disfigured was it by rage and jealousy.
-
-Even as she approached he wrenched himself free, and, leaping forward,
-all but knocked her down in his blind rush. Pamela’s body, however, was
-as well-balanced as her mind; she propped herself against the Inn porch
-and caught the outraged young husband vigorously by the arm. It was her
-words which really arrested him.
-
-“You are looking for Lady Selina, Mr. Simpson, sir; for your wife? She
-is waiting for you in the parlour.”
-
-He stared at her, his lips moving, his eyes starting, his whole
-begrimed, unshorn, exhausted countenance stamped with a wildness of
-despair.
-
-“Yes, sir.” Pamela slipped her firm clasp down to his shaky, ice-cold
-hand; her voice was as soothing as her touch: “Yes, sir, her Ladyship
-and I we came here together. Her Ladyship was good enough to accept my
-services on the road. I’m travelling back to business from Weymouth,
-it fitted in nicely. And Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, coming to meet me at
-Salisbury--he and I being an engaged couple, if you will forgive my
-being so personal--that fitted in very nicely too, for he escorted us.
-Your lady’s very young to be travelling alone, sir----”
-
-Pamela knew that there is no better defence for the guilty than to
-reproach the innocent.
-
-“There now, me boy,” cried Kilcroney, taking up the cue, “didn’t I tell
-you it was the wrong scent you were after, altogether? Hadn’t ye me
-word for it that Colonel Endacott and Jasper had fixed up that little
-meeting at Blandford ever since the night of my Lady Kilcroney’s rout
-at Weymouth? And sure, when my Lady Selina walked into the Crown Inn,
-wasn’t Miss Pounce behind her? Miss Pounce will swear to that. And
-I’ll lay you me oath that she’s speaking truth, since it’s the one
-coach-load of it we all were.”
-
-But whether or no these assurances and plausibilities might have proved
-convincing to the inflamed brain of the injured husband, they were
-doomed to failure by the action of the Mad Brat herself.
-
-This impetuous young woman suddenly hurled herself into their midst and
-upon her husband’s breast, tears, kisses, passionate confession pouring
-from her.
-
-“Oh, Fred, Fred, darling! Oh, my own and only love--I tried to run
-away from you, and I couldn’t! Fred, my angel, it was all that cruel
-thing--that cruel thing you said. Oh, Fred, you do remember?” She shook
-him. “You know you said that you did not think any other man would be
-such a f-f-fool--Yes, you did--you said no other man would be such a
-f-fool as to run away with me!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-My Lord Kilcroney, with his Lady and the other friends interested in
-the erratic young couple, were all agreed that the Mad Brat was well
-matched in her spouse. For of all the hot-headed, light-witted, frantic
-fellows--these were my Lord’s own words--he had ever had to deal with,
-Lieutenant Fred Simpson, of the Marines, was the “jewel of the lot!”
-The united efforts of himself, Squire Day, and Lord Verney, were
-ultimately successful, however, in preventing the series of duels which
-Master Fred at first seemed bent on bringing about. Even Lord Kilcroney
-did not escape a challenge; but on his representing his services on the
-Salisbury Road, the affair had to end in a laugh. Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs,
-on Pamela’s prompting, made a very frank and full apology, couched in
-language so admirably chosen, that even the young Othello had to be
-satisfied with it.
-
-“I confess,” he said, “that I was led away, Mr. Simpson. I confess that
-I lost my head (and very nearly my heart). But ask yourself whether, in
-such company, an angel from heaven might not have succumbed!”
-
-Providence itself intervened in the matter of Colonel Endacott, for
-this gentleman’s wound, whether owing to original distemper in the
-blood, or to the ministrations of Doctor Dawson, became so inflamed
-that it was held as more than doubtful whether that gallant officer
-would ever walk again. He was invalided out of the regiment, thereby
-providing at least one step for Mr. Simpson.
-
-There only remained Sir Jasper--no easy personage to deal with, as my
-Lord knew from long experience. But by the time the baronet’s sword arm
-had healed an excellent post abroad had been obtained for Mr. Simpson;
-and to the infinite relief of all her relations, the Mad Brat and her
-spouse carried their bickerings and reconciliations to another clime.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-IN WHICH MY LADY KILCRONEY HAS THE LAST WORD
-
-
-The best-tempered of women are apt to be a trifle peevish after a
-wedding, especially if they are responsible for the event, and have had
-most of the trouble of the bridal preparations.
-
-My Lady Kilcroney had had two reasons for patronising the marriage
-between Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs and Miss Pamela Pounce.
-
-In the first place she flattered herself that she had made it. It
-pleased her sense of rectitude to know that it was an heroic decision.
-Jocelyn, the rascal, had gone too far, and Pamela was a first-class
-good girl. ’Twas but justice.
-
-Then my Lady Kilcroney was a woman of the world, to her finger-tips.
-The alliance, which she could not have prevented if she would, was a
-strange, foolish, unequal business. To silence ill-natured gossip and
-the malicious tattle of dear, intimate enemies, there was nothing for
-it but for her to take a firm stand of championship. ’Twas the only
-attitude to ensure respect, from Royalty downwards. To tell the truth,
-Kitty was getting a bit sick of Royalty, and would not have cared had
-she followed my Lady Flo’s example, but not upon this crisis. She knew
-how to take the Queen by this time, not being a born fool, and, indeed,
-had emerged more triumphantly than ever from a situation which might
-have lost her her place at Court.
-
-“I thought of you, ma’am,” she had said, turning up her eyes, “how you
-would have wished me to act, you that sets virtue before everything.”
-
-If the Queen had gathered a lower opinion of Pamela Pounce’s moral
-stamina from the interview than was justified by facts, she had gained
-a vastly higher one of my Lady Kilcroney’s. So the incident was closed
-to Kitty’s advantage.
-
-And now Pamela was wed, and my Lady Kilcroney had made quite a droll,
-pretty feast of it.
-
-Farmer Pounce, in blue cloth and brass buttons, Mrs. Pounce, in a
-lovely new bonnet trimmed for the occasion by her daughter, followed by
-a rosy progeny, had been really such honest, simple dears that Kitty
-quite loved them; and Pamela (sensible, excellent creature that she
-was, who had chosen to be married in a snowy muslin and a white chip),
-had looked so sweet and wholesome and happy, and withal remained so
-respectfully in her place, was so pleasantly unassuming, that my Lady
-very genuinely considered old Bellairs’s nephew to be more lucky than
-he deserved.
-
-She had convened her special circle to witness the ceremony, which was
-performed in her own drawing-room at Hertford Street; not omitting
-Mistress Lafone, for Kitty would not put it into the minx’s power to
-say that she was afraid of her tongue.
-
-There was a brisk passage between these two ladies, out of which Kitty,
-she flattered herself, emerged victorious.
-
-“Dear, to be sure,” had said Molly, with her most tart-sweet air, “how
-monstrous strange it will be to be ordering hats from your own niece,
-my Lady Kilcroney!”
-
-And my Lady had responded: she trusted to Heaven that Pamela would be
-more particular than ever, now, whom she served.
-
-Madame Mirabel had had the good sense to excuse herself on the ground
-of age and infirmity; a piece of tact which, coupled with the handsome
-present she bestowed on her esteemed partner, was as clever a stroke
-of business as the astute old lady had ever contrived.
-
-Miss Clara Smithson and Miss Polly Popple, on the other hand, who were,
-as the whole of the Bond Street establishment knew, that devoted to
-their dear, darling Miss Pounce that they were as glad of her happiness
-in the depths of their feeling hearts as if it had been their own,
-could not, of course, be omitted from the list of guests; and indeed,
-it may be said that Lydia’s only consolation on a day, which was
-otherwise unmitigatedly displeasing to her, was the opportunity which
-the presence of these females gave her of discharging her bosom of some
-of its accumulated gall.
-
-When all her company had departed, my Lady owned that she was tired,
-and Lydia was very plainly given to understand that she must not
-presume upon a relationship, which was, to say the least of it,
-ridiculous.
-
-Lydia had made herself far finer than the bride, and Kitty thought it
-prodigious bad taste in her to be so ruffled and flounced and panniered.
-
-“And the shade of lavender you’ve chosen, Lydia, positive sets my teeth
-on edge, and I should have thought you’d have known better than to
-rouge yourself up, till anyone would take my own woman for an actress,
-and a low one at that.”
-
-“Well, then, I’m sure, your Ladyship,” retorted Lydia with spirit, “not
-having any acquaintance with such females, save your Ladyship’s own
-dear friend, my Lady Mandeville (who would have looked better for a bit
-of colour to-day), it wouldn’t become me to set myself up against your
-Ladyship’s opinion in the matter; but considering the practice I’ve had
-on your Ladyship it’s to be hoped I’d know how to put on the rouge, if
-I don’t show it off as well as your Ladyship, not being so full in the
-face. And I’m sorry your Ladyship ain’t satisfied with the hue of my
-gown, it being one of her own presents to me, Christmas five years that
-was. And indeed,” went on Lydia, “I never could abide it myself, but
-since it was when your Ladyship went sudden out of mourning for old
-Mr. Bellairs, and she didn’t know what to do with the eight yards of
-taffety, I couldn’t be so disobliging as not to make the best of them.
-And indeed, considering the occasion to-day I thought they fitted in
-uncommon apt.”
-
-“Dear, to be sure!” cried Kitty, sinking into a chair. “What a tongue
-you have! ’Tis to be hoped it isn’t a family failing or else my poor
-dear Bellairs’s nephew, the last of his name, will have a sad time of
-it.”
-
-“Dear, to be sure!” echoed Lydia, with frightful acrimony, “I could
-find it in my heart to pity that pore young gentleman myself. No one
-can ever say I wanted that there owdacious marriage.” (Which was
-certainly true. Lydia would infinitely have preferred to see her niece
-bloom unplucked on her maiden stem.) “Of all the unpleasant situations,
-I says, him to have a wife a milliner as is born to another class, and
-spend his days torn, so to speak, between the high and the low. He’ll
-never make a fine lady of Pamela, what’s a work-woman in the bone, and
-he can’t,” pursued Lydia, moved by her own eloquence almost to tears,
-“strip his own gentility off of himself like a coat and sit as it were
-in his shirt-sleeves, common, for the rest of his life.”
-
-Seeing angry retort leaping in her mistress’s eye, Lydia proceeded in
-a great hurry, to get out the next most disagreeable remark she could
-think of: “And as to him being the last of his name, your Ladyship
-can’t go counting on that. Mrs. Jocelyn Bellairs,” Lydia tittered,
-“will have a long family like her mother before her, and before we know
-where we are we’ll have little Bellairses a-running about all over the
-place like spiders----”
-
-She broke off. Intimately acquainted with her mistress as she was,
-there were sides to her character which Miss Lydia Pounce had as yet
-failed to grasp. She had thought to pay out my Lady for her odious
-unkindness, but her shaft had singularly missed the mark. All the
-ill-humour vanished from Kitty Kilcroney’s charming countenance. She
-clasped her hands with a genuine cry of delight.
-
-“Why, Lydia, I’ll be godmother to the first girl, I will indeed! It
-ought to be a charming creature, they so handsome and so happy! I’ll
-be godmother, and ’twill be a vast of pleasure to me, child, to think
-there’ll be another Kitty Bellairs!”
-
-
-THE END
-
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-<p>THE INCOMPARABLE BELLAIRS<br>
-JOHN SENESCHAL’S MARGARET<br>
-THE PRIDE OF JENNICO, <span class="smcap">Etc.</span></p>
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-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Preface</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_ix"> ix</a></td></tr>
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-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Prologue</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_xiii"> xiii</a></td></tr>
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-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">How my Lady Kilcroney entered into Royal<br>
-Service under the Shadow of the Italian<br>
-Hat trimmed by Miss Pamela Pounce</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_17"> 17</a></td></tr>
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-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce is Ordered to<br>
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-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce, the Milliner’s<br>
-Assistant, becomes Arbiter of Life and<br>
-Death in High Society</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_58"> 58</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER IV</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Showing Storm Within and Without</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_79"> 79</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER V</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce demonstrates<br>
-the Value of Virtue to her Family and<br>
-her Friends</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_106"> 106</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER VI<span class="pagenum" id="Page_vi">[vi]</span></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney Strikes a Match<br>
-and Miss Pounce throws Cold Water on<br>
-it</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_131"> 131</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER VII</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which is Manifest the Hand of the Sainted<br>
-Julia</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_152"> 152</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER VIII</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which a Wonderful Bit of Luck comes<br>
-out of Miss Pounce’s Bandbox for Somebody<br>
-Else</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_162"> 162</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER IX</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce has done with<br>
-Love</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_187"> 187</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER X</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce sets Three<br>
-Black Feathers for Tragedy</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_202"> 202</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER XI</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which there is a Prodigious Scandal about<br>
-Pink Flounces</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_227"> 227</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER XII</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney insists on the<br>
-Duty of Morality</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_238"> 238</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER XIII<span class="pagenum" id="Page_vii">[vii]</span></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney makes an Indelicate &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160;<br>
-Fuss</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_254"> 254</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER XIV</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which Kitty is more Incomparable than<br>
-Ever</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_274"> 274</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER XV</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which the Mad Brat takes the Bit between<br>
-her Teeth, but Miss Pamela Pounce<br>
-Keeps Hold of the Reins</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_285"> 285</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdc" colspan="2">CHAPTER XVI</td></tr>
-
-<tr><td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney has the Last<br>
-Word</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_313"> 313</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_viii">[viii]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_ix">[ix]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">PREFACE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There can be no doubt that shedding her petticoats a
-woman has shed much, if not all, of her femininity, till
-she is now merely a person of an opposite sex. She is a
-female; for nothing will ever make her a man, but
-Woman (with a capital W), Woman with her charm,
-her elusiveness, her mystery, her reserves, her virginal
-withdrawals, her exquisite yieldings; she is that no
-longer.</p>
-
-<p>How much of her queenship has she not given up with
-her petticoats?</p>
-
-<p>At no time was Woman more thoroughly feminine,
-more absolutely mistress of her own fascinations and
-of the hearts of men, than in the eighteenth century;
-preferably the latter half.</p>
-
-<p>That was a time when it may be said that no woman
-could look ugly; that beauty became irresistible. Take
-the period consecrated by the art of Sir Joshua Reynolds,
-and of Romney; take the picture of the Parson’s
-Daughter, by the latter artist; that little face, so piquante,
-innocent, fresh, sly, mischievous, is nothing at all without
-its cloud of powdered curls but a very ordinary
-visage; almost common indeed! With its distinctive
-coiffure, framing, softening, etherealising, giving depth
-to the eyes and allurement to the smile; how irresistibly
-delicious! How irresistibly delicious, too, is the mode
-which exposes the young throat so modestly between
-the soft folds of the muslin kerchief.</p>
-
-<p>Youth then, even without much beauty, is served to
-perfection by the taste of the period. What of beauty
-itself? Look at the portrait of the Duchess of Devonshire,
-by Sir Joshua Reynolds, the famous one with the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_x">[x]</span>
-big hat, where she is holding the dancing baby. There
-is an answer more eloquent than any words can give.</p>
-
-<p>And, rarest thing in a fashion! it became age as
-completely. Even elderliness emerged triumphant. I
-vow that Mrs. Hardcastle, Mrs. Malaprop, Mrs. Primrose
-are delightful figures of buxomness on any stage. Their
-double chins assume a pleasant sort of dignity, overshadowed
-by the curls and loops of their tremendous
-coiffures. The dress with its panniers, its apron, its
-general amplitude is peculiarly advantageous to the too,
-too solid flesh of the matron.</p>
-
-<p>The mode of the moment has a singular effect on the
-morals of the moment. Our emotions are more moulded
-and coloured by our clothes than we are aware.</p>
-
-<p>It is quite certain that when a young lady went panniered
-and patched, fichued and ruffled, powdered and
-rouged, tripping on high heels, ready for the minuet, her
-feelings went delicately with her, metaphorically garbed
-in daintiness to match.</p>
-
-<p>And, when a gentleman of fashion was a Beau; when
-his fine leg showed to its utmost in a silk stocking; when
-his pampered hand was as elegant of gesture with a pinch
-of snuff between falling ruffles as it was in whipping out a
-small sword, he retained his masculine virility none the
-less; but like the blade of that same small sword, was
-cutting, polished, deadly, vicious even, all within the
-measure of courtesy and refinement.</p>
-
-<p>The world has mightily changed since the days when
-hearts beat under the folds of the fichu or against the
-exquisite embroideries of the waistcoat. Sad divagations
-then, as now, were taken out of the path of rectitude,
-but they were taken with a rustle of protesting petticoats,
-to the gallant accompaniment of buckled shoes or, more
-romantic still, dashing top-boots.</p>
-
-<p>A tale of 1788 is necessarily a tale of petticoats.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“A winning wave, deserving note</div>
-<div class="verse">Of a tempestuous petticoat,”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>cries the poet of an earlier age. Femininity must needs<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xi">[xi]</span>
-rustle and whisper, and curtsy and flounce through
-every chapter.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>The collaborator whose name appears for the last time
-on this title page, turned to the century of The Bath
-Comedy and the subsequent and connected chronicles
-as a kind of relaxation of the mind from what he most
-hated: the ugliness of modern life. The realism which
-sets itself to describe the material, the grosser aspect of
-any emotion, the brutality that miscalls itself strength,
-that forcing of the note of horror—which is no more
-power than the beating of a tin can or the shrieking of a
-syren is music—were abhorrent to him. He liked the
-pretty period in spite of its artificialities; he liked the
-whole glamour of the time; he liked its reticence and
-its gaiety, its politeness, its wit, and its naughtiness and
-its quaintness, because, as in an artistic bout of fencing,
-it was all bounded by a certain measure of grace and
-rule.</p>
-
-<p>The laughter he gave to these conceptions came, as
-true laughter must, from a most innocent and wholesome
-heart. It is this laughter which is his last legacy
-to a sad, tangled, and rather ugly world.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Agnes Egerton Castle.</span></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_xii">[xii]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xiii">[xiii]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">PROLOGUE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>“<i>No man is hero to his valet</i>”; so runs the cynical
-adage. But you can reverse the saying with reference
-to the other sex. <i>Every woman is a heroine to her lady’s
-maid</i>; it may not be true in all cases, but ’tis true enough
-for any proverb.</p>
-
-<p>The romance of a lady’s own woman is centred in her
-mistress. She will clothe her in finery with a greater joy
-than if she were draping herself; rather than see her go
-shabby she would wear sackcloth; she will hang over
-the banisters, on a dinner-party night, to observe the
-sit of her train as she sweeps downstairs on the arm of
-some notable personage; she will lean out of the window
-to watch her step into her sedan, and if there are Beaux
-hovering and my Lady tosses her plumes and whisks her
-panniers to proper advantage it is Abigail’s heart that
-beats high with pride.</p>
-
-<p>Even Miss Lydia Pounce, own woman to my Lady
-Kilcroney, a damsel remarkable from her earliest youth
-for her tart and contradictious ways, who was verging on
-elderliness now with the acidity and leanness peculiar to
-the “born old maid,” would have laid down her life to
-ensure that my Lady’s court gown should fit her trim
-waist without a wrinkle, or that the pink silk stocking
-that clothed her pretty leg was drawn to its proper skin-tight
-limit.</p>
-
-<p>(Both the Incomparable Kitty and her Lydia were
-exceedingly particular that these same stockings should
-never be worn with the gross slovenliness that permitted
-a sag. Not indeed that anything but the merest glimpse
-of slender, arched feet, like the “little mice” of an
-earlier poet’s fancy, peeping in and out from under the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xiv">[xiv]</span>
-flutter and foam of lace and silken flounce, was ever
-displayed to the vulgar eye; but to know these niceties
-complete in the smallest and most delicate detail was
-necessary to the comfort of any self-respecting Woman.
-And on this point Lydia was in thorough sympathy with
-her mistress, as upon all others connected with the elegance
-and <i>bon ton</i> of the most modish of Mayfair belles;
-of that leader of Fashion, Feeling and Style which the
-Lady Kilcroney undoubtedly was.)</p>
-
-<p>If Woman be a heroine to her lady’s maid, in what
-light does she appear to her Milliner?</p>
-
-<p>Here we come upon debatable ground. At first sight
-it would seem that the milliner, being dependent upon
-her customers for her very existence, it must follow that
-whatever her private opinion may be with regard to their
-appearance and taste, she can have but one burning
-desire: to please her patronesses. There is nevertheless
-another side to the question.</p>
-
-<p>What Woman of intelligence but does not realise that
-a Mode may make or mar her? How much may hang
-on the droop of a feather; the tilt of a hat-brim; the
-glow of a rose in cunning juxtaposition with the soft
-carmine of a blushing cheek? Blue eyes may flash into
-sudden significance under a knot of azure ribbon, that
-had before languished their tenderest in vain. Saucy
-innocence may triumph beneath a shepherdess wreath;
-or tired charms kindle into new brilliancy stimulated by
-the consciousness of the perfect inspiration. In fine, all
-that life holds best is at the mercy of the mantua maker
-where the Lady of Fashion is concerned. Let but a
-clever business woman grasp this great and awful truth;
-and she who combines the brain that can devise, the
-taste that never fails, the acumen that knows no hesitation,
-the finger that is at once light and firm, unerring
-and ethereal, becomes to her employers a treasure beyond
-the mines of Golconda!</p>
-
-<p>Such a treasure did Miss Pamela Pounce, with whom
-these pages are concerned, prove herself to the noted<span class="pagenum" id="Page_xv">[xv]</span>
-Madame Mirabel of Bond Street. And such an influence,
-far-reaching and subtle, did she exercise on the lives of
-the <i>Elégantes</i> who consulted her, with the eager submission
-and reverence of the believing Greek for his Oracles,
-though with far other and comfortably practical results!</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pamela Pounce, Goddess of Modes, was <i>ipso facto</i>
-Goddess of the Machine of Life, deciding, with a lucky
-toss of ribbons or hitherto undreamt of combination of
-fallals, the fate of her fair customers, and incidentally
-that of their Beaux, their lovers and their husbands;
-my Lady Kilcroney and her lazy, jolly life-loving Lord;
-dark-browed Susan Verney, who would fain have bent
-the whole world to her sway as she did her weary Baron;
-Lady Anne, her sister, still fondly, foolishly in love with
-her stalwart, countrified Squire, Philip Day; their
-young sister, the last of the fair Vereker Ladies and the
-naughtiest, with her tangled love-stories; Mr. Stafford,
-the once famous Beau, proud of the startling beauty of
-his excellent, dull, childish wife, and anxious that she
-should flaunt it <i>à la mode</i> with the best of them; Sir
-Jasper Standish, the sporting Baronet, who, bereaved of
-his exquisite, clinging Julia, found himself entangled
-beyond belief with Miss Pamela Pounce’s ribbons; the
-noted young actress, Miss Falcon, known as “Fair
-Fatality,” whose brief life drama was more tragic than
-any she had enacted for the benefit of the public; the
-plain Miss Vibart, who found beauty and love and happiness
-all in a Pounce bandbox; Mistress Molly Lafone,
-own sister—who would believe it?—to the pearl of
-ingenuous womanhood, Prue Stafford, Molly Lafone
-that minx, whom the members of my Lady Kilcroney’s
-coterie were so unanimously leagued to suppress and
-exclude, and who, in spite of their efforts contrived to
-insinuate herself disastrously into all their combinations
-(was it not under a wreath twisted by Pamela’s long
-clever fingers that this elegant little adventuress came to
-her most deserved catastrophe?)—there was not one of
-them but came under her wand!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_xvi">[xvi]</span>But at the same time the arbiter of the fate of others,
-in the shape of a very human young woman, guided the
-shuttle of her own destiny, and wove a remarkably
-pretty design for herself.</p>
-
-<p>Milliners, unlike Oracles and Sybils, have each their
-personal human span with its joys and fears, pleasures,
-pains and triumphs. Pamela’s romance ran like a cherry-coloured
-thread through the warp and woof of those
-other existences, so far above her, in which her profession
-had involved her. To show the whole pattern,
-light and dark, sparkling and deep-hued, flowered, dotted,
-arabesqued, of this brocade of earthly life, the poor
-<i>Modiste</i> must assume as important a place as that of her
-clientele.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[17]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER I</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">How my Lady Kilcroney entered into Royal<br>
-Service under the Shadow of the Italian Hat<br>
-trimmed by Miss Pamela Pounce</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">While</span> Miss Pamela Pounce was serving her third year
-as apprentice to the great art of Hat Confectionery, under
-the ægis of no less a personage than the world-famous
-Madame Eglantine of Paris—once “the little French
-Milliner” of Bath—her aunt and benefactress, who had
-placed her in these favourable circumstances, had begun
-to taste the proudest triumph of her life.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Lydia Pounce was about to become own woman
-to a Court lady! My Lady Kilcroney—to whom she had
-so faithfully and ruthlessly devoted herself—from the
-days when, as the Widow Bellairs, she first scintillated
-in the world of fashion, to her present position of Viscountess—was
-chosen by Her Majesty, Queen Charlotte,
-to fill the post of Lady-in-Waiting to her own Sacred
-Person.</p>
-
-<p>To enter Court circles had been the dream of Lydia’s
-angular and ambitious breast. Her mistress’s gratified
-vanity was a trifling emotion compared to the bursting
-satisfaction which this upward step on the social ladder
-afforded the maid. It is not too much to say that she
-regarded herself in the light of a Prime Minister who has
-successfully brought about some great political event,
-and who is a far more important person than the Sovereign
-whom he serves.</p>
-
-<p>It came to pass in this wise.</p>
-
-<p>His Most Gracious Majesty, King George III, had
-been ordered to Cheltenham Spa for the waters by his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[18]</span>
-physicians; his state of health was causing anxiety,
-the extent of which was as yet quite unknown to
-the bulk of his loyal subjects. Queen Charlotte, the
-most devoted of spouses, of course determined to
-accompany him; and the Royal party duly proceeded
-to the Spa.</p>
-
-<p>It happened to be Lady Flora Dare-Stamer’s term of
-attendance on Her Majesty, and that stout estimable
-Lady-in-Waiting happened to be Lady Kilcroney’s very
-close and dear friend. There was nothing remarkable,
-perhaps, in the conjunction of these two happenings;
-but it was indeed singular that Kitty Kilcroney should
-happen to discover a delicacy in her son and heir which
-necessitated an instant visit to the celebrated health
-resort now so vastly honoured.</p>
-
-<p>These events having succeeded each other, nothing
-more natural than that my Lady Kilcroney should invite
-her “poor dear Flo” to a dish of tea and a chat at her
-lodgings, to rest her of the fatigue consequent upon her
-eminent but exhausting office.</p>
-
-<p>Though Lady Flora had made no secret to her intimates
-of her intention to rid herself of her honours as
-soon as might be, who so surprised as her dearest Kitty
-to learn that she now believed her emancipation at
-hand?</p>
-
-<p>“To tell you the truth, my dear,” said Lady Flo,
-chewing a macaroon, “it’s not a job that suits me in the
-least. ’Twould fit you vastly better.”</p>
-
-<p>“O, Lady Flo!” cried Kitty in accents of amazement.
-“What a strange thought! I vow and declare
-such an idea never crossed my mind. And, in truth,
-’tis rank impossible. There are a hundred reasons, a
-thousand reasons, why I am the last person likely to be
-selected by Her Majesty. I am too young.”</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word,” said her companion bluntly. “I
-doubt if there’s so much between us, my dear, were it not
-that I have run to fat. These macaroons are excellent.
-’Tis like your genius to be so well served in lodgings.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[19]</span>
-You’ve brought the best of your staff with you, I make
-no doubt.”</p>
-
-<p>“And, O, my love! the difficulty of housing them!
-There’s scarce a tradesman in the town that hath not a
-servant of mine.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty spoke with the careless self-importance of the
-wealthy woman. And Lady Florence approved.</p>
-
-<p>“How right of you, my love, to insist on Comfort!”
-Comfort was the first and last of her aspirations. “Aye,
-I will have a little more cream. This whipped stuff—I
-dare swear ’tis your idea to have it so lavishly flavoured
-with the vanilla; vastly delicate. Your chocolate is as
-incomparable as your agreeable self! But yours are not
-the years of giddiness. I speak in all friendship, I beg
-you to believe.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty murmured in an absent voice, that she had married
-her first—worthy Bellairs—a mere child, practically
-out of the nursery.</p>
-
-<p>“Anyhow, my sweet Kilcroney, no woman who has
-had two husbands can deny a certain amount of experience,
-and upon rep,” with a rolling laugh, “I don’t
-care who knows that I’m on the wrong side of thirty!
-You must be pretty well advanced on the right side of
-it?”</p>
-
-<p>“If you can call twenty-eight——”</p>
-
-<p>“Admit to twenty-eight, by all means!—nevertheless,
-’tis an age of discretion. And Her Majesty——”</p>
-
-<p>“I understand——” said Kitty, balancing her teaspoon
-on the rim of her handleless cup with a musing air—she
-wondered in her soul if the excellent Lady Flo could
-really be taken in by this pretence; if it were possible
-she did not guess that she, Kitty Kilcroney, was longing,
-grilling to step into her Court shoes—as if she cared
-who knew that she was over thirty her last birthday,
-and warming but to riper beauty as the months slipped
-by!</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis not,” she said aloud, with a pout, “that I would
-decline a post about our gracious Queen, if ’twere offered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[20]</span>
-me, God forbid! I am too loyal a subject. But I understand
-the German woman, that frumpish creature, the
-Keeper of the Robes—what’s her barbarous name?—hath
-the royal ear, and will not suffer anything young or
-comely, if she can help it, about Her Majesty—(And
-there’s one for you, my Lady Flo, with your right and
-your wrong side of thirty!) ’Tis a vast of pity you will
-not continue to occupy a position so honourable and so
-becoming to you.”</p>
-
-<p>“To tell you the truth,” said Lady Flora unmoved,
-helping herself to another macaroon, “’tis the standing
-that undoes your poor friend! Conceive it, my love,
-full fourteen stone, and on my feet hours every day.
-Hours did I say? Centuries. Look hither!” She
-thrust out a large sandalled foot, which certainly had a
-plethoric appearance. “’Tis swollen beyond belief. I
-acknowledge my stoutness. I made but little count of it,
-for I’ve been a prodigious comfortable woman along of it.
-’Tis a cushioned life. It pads the mind as it were. I
-assure you, I believe myself to have been, only some
-three months ago, the most good-tempered woman in
-England. And now! ’Pon rep, I am growing peevish!
-Fie upon it—stout and peevish! Was there ever such a
-combination?”</p>
-
-<p>As if to contradict her own statement she again gave
-way to her jolly laugh. Kitty, watching her through
-long eyelashes, sighed.</p>
-
-<p>“But what can induce you to think of me, my Lady
-Flo? Poor little retiring me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Pray my dear, do not play the Molly Lafone with
-me!”</p>
-
-<p>Molly Lafone! Such a comparison was too comic!
-Kitty laughed, and dropped her not very successful
-mask.</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word, then, I believe it would suit me!
-But how can it be accomplished? I am not one to push
-myself forward. My Lord Kilcroney is an Irishman and
-no courtier, and their Majesties have their own favourites;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[21]</span>
-and indeed to begin with, I doubt whether you will find
-it so easy to resign.”</p>
-
-<p>“Resign, Kitty! Resign? No, dear Kilcroney, I
-am on the point of being graciously dismissed. It took
-some management, but I was desperate. Another month
-of this, I said, and Mr. Stamer will be able to look out for
-a new wife—which he would do, my dear love, across my
-very coffin—’twas yesterday sennight then, I made up
-my mind. I took my best rose-point flounce—by the
-mercy of heaven it was just returned from the lace-menders,
-neatly packed in tissue tied with ribbon and a
-scent bag within, as elegant a parcel as you could wish
-to see!—and I sought Mrs. Schwellenberg—aye, that
-same!—and says I, ‘For mercy’s sake, give me a chair.
-My poor feet will scarce support me?’ At which she
-looks as sour as a crab, and quoth she: ‘We all have
-veet, Lady Florence’ (you know her vile accent), ‘but
-we forget dem in our great honour and brivilege,’ ‘Would
-God I could forget mine,’ thinks I. But she glances at
-the parcel in my hand: ‘Take a zeat,’ she says with a
-roll of her old eye. ‘Ah, my good Frau,’ says I to
-myself, ‘you may look, but you shan’t clutch yet a
-bit!’”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Florence laughed reminiscently, and Kitty
-screamed:</p>
-
-<p>“Never tell me you gave the old Dutch villain your
-rose-point flounce!”</p>
-
-<p>“And what would be the good of a rose-point flounce
-to me, when I should be dropped dead in the Queen’s
-apartment, like any hackney jade? My love, I showed
-that ancient toad my two feet—and I vow toad is a good
-name for her, for she hath the countenance and the
-croak of her own pet frogs—I showed her my feet, and I
-lamented my stones of weight. ’Pon rep! I gave myself
-sixteen, I did indeed, and what with the swelling, I
-looked ’em! ‘Let me confide in you,’ I cries, ‘if ever I
-saw a truly noble soul writ on a human brow, ’tis on
-yours! My frame,’ I cries, ‘is not equal to my devotion.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[22]</span>
-My ankles will not support the loyalty of my heart! ’tis
-not that I should grudge passing away in such service,’
-I cries, turning up my eyes—You could not have done it
-better, Kitty!—‘but were I to faint in those sacred
-precincts, were I to pass away in that august Presence,
-Her Majesty would be justly annoyed. Dr. Jebb has
-warned me. Alas! look at me. Am I not fat?’ ‘Vat
-you are,’ says she, ‘but so am I.’ Well, then, my love, I
-gave her a peep of the lace, and she began to dribble at
-the corners of her mouth, and I knew the trick was done!
-‘If I speak to Her Majesty,’ says she, and she fingering
-my rose-point, ‘I vonder vot substitute I could suggest.
-Her Majesty she does not like the changes, and——’
-And then, I thought of you, Kitty.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wonder why, in the name of Heaven!” cried this
-lady tartly.</p>
-
-<p>“Your feet won’t swell, my love.”</p>
-
-<p>“I need not accept,” quoth Kitty, pinching her
-lips.</p>
-
-<p>“Kitty, if you play your cards well, the post will be
-offered to you while their Majesties are here at Cheltenham.
-’Tis all settled with the Schwellenberg. Do you
-not know,” said Lady Florence, pushing the dish with a
-single remaining macaroon upon it, virtuously from her,
-“that Susan Verney is making all the interest in the
-world for the honour? But she was rude to the Schwellenberg
-one day—you know poor Susan’s way!—when
-they met in my drawing-room at Queen’s Lodge, and the
-Schwellenberg will have none of her!”</p>
-
-<p>“Say no more!” cried Kitty, and fires shot from her
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“My love, I believe I have served you,” said Lady
-Florence, replying to the eloquence of that glance. “‘My
-royals are not bartial to the Irish,’ said Schwellenberg.
-‘Ah, but Madam,’ I says. ‘My Lady Kilcroney is not
-Irish. She is true-born English, and has vast wealth—widow
-of an Indian Nabob—vast wealth and a generous
-heart!—And you admire the lace, Madam?’ says I,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[23]</span>
-‘in the very truth I was hoping I might venture to offer
-it to you, for ’tis lace that should be worn at court,
-Madam, and in no other place—and as I mentioned to
-you, my Lady Kilcroney and her Lord have practically
-severed all ties with Ireland. If you would accept the
-flounce, Madam, on my retirement (I think there is a
-narrow edging of rose-point to match).’ ‘I will tink of
-what you say about my Lady Kilcroney,’ croaks she.
-Am I not a good friend, Kitty?”</p>
-
-<p>She looked at Kitty with such beaming kindness that
-all this latter’s caprices vanished; she cast herself affectionately
-on Lady Florence’s huge bosom and voted that
-she was indeed the best and dearest!</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It was agreed between them before the large and
-jovial lady left the pleasant apartments overlooking the
-meadows, that she would call early next morning, and
-report the result of Mrs. Schwellenberg’s “tinking,” since
-she had been given to understand that Her Majesty would
-deliver her gracious dismissal that evening, during the
-process of the Royal disrobing.</p>
-
-<p>“You must hold yourself ready, my sweet child, to be
-at any point considered suitable along Her Majesty’s
-path during the next few days. By the looks Her
-Majesty casts on me I am convinced Schwellenberg has
-kept her word, and prepared the ground ’ere we left
-Queen’s Lodge. Well, she knew she would not get the
-rose-point otherwise.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty stood reflecting in the bow-window long after
-Lady Florence’s chairmen had reeled away with their
-burden towards Lord Fauconberg’s small house on the
-hill, which had been placed at their Majesties’ disposal.
-It could not be said that she had quite so altogether consuming
-a desire for the post of Lady-in-Waiting since
-hearing Lady Florence’s talk and gazing on those swollen
-feet, but, rather than that Susan Verney—dark, overbearing
-Susan!—should have the advantage, Kitty would
-have stood on burning ploughshares. She had, thank<span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[24]</span>
-Heaven, as good health as any lady in the kingdom, a
-back that was never tired, and a fund of humour and
-good humour that made her equal to most trials. Moreover
-she had a fighting spirit, and, she flattered herself,
-a charm of her own. If she did not get the better of
-Schwellenberg on the one hand, and ingratiate herself
-with Royalty on the other, then she was no longer Incomparable
-Bellairs!</p>
-
-<p>Her agreeable reflections were broken in upon by the
-entrance of my Lord Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p>Now, hot-blooded, red-headed Irishman as he was, it
-was the rarest thing in the world for this nobleman to be
-seriously out of temper with anyone, let alone with the
-wife of his bosom; but, as he flung himself into Kitty’s
-hired parlour, he was in as irate a mood as he had ever
-indulged in, and that with his Lady.</p>
-
-<p>“Here’s a pretty business!” quoth he, and cast his
-hat on the table in the middle of the room, very nearly
-dislodging the glass dome which protected a gold filigree
-basket containing the most purple plums, the reddest
-strawberries, the bluest grapes that ever artist in wax
-produced. “Here’s a pretty to-do!” cried Denis
-Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p>“There seems indeed to be a to-do!” retorted
-Kitty. She wheeled round from the window. “But
-you will condescend to explain the cause perhaps, my
-Lord?”</p>
-
-<p>“So I hear you’ve got a place about the court, me
-darling,” said Denis, plunging into sarcasm, with a
-flushed countenance. “’Pon me soul, ’tis the grand
-lady you’re going to be entirely! ’Tis the back seat
-your husband will have to be taking. Glory be to
-God, what’s a husband? And an Irish one into the
-bargain!”</p>
-
-<p>“Pray, my Lord,” cried Kitty, all eagerness. “Where
-have you heard the news? For, as I’m a living woman,
-’tis news to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! go on out of that.” My Lord was certainly very<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[25]</span>
-angry, and more than usually Hibernian. “Didn’t that
-fat baggage come straight out of these doors? Didn’t
-she put that full moon face of hers out of the sedan
-window and bawl to her men to stop, and them with
-the sweat dripping off them, God help them! And ‘oh,’
-she calls, ‘My Lord Kilcroney,’ she cries, ‘’tis quite
-settled,’ she says. ‘And your Kitty to take my post
-about Her Majesty.’ Why, all Cheltenham could have
-heard her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tush!” Kitty’s peach-tinted countenance, agog
-with delight, fell. “Is that all? Why——” she was
-about to expound to Denis with some firmness the folly
-of giving way to passion over an event that was still in
-the uncertain future, at the same time conveying to him
-her clear intention to leave no stone unturned towards
-its accomplishment, when her little black page appeared
-at the open door, grinning at the sounds of dispute, and
-announced: “Mistress Lafone.” And if the sight of
-dusky innocence amused was exasperating to my Lady,
-what can be said of the feelings aroused by the smile of
-minxish artfulness?</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens,” cried Kitty. “And what brings
-you to Cheltenham, if one may ask?”</p>
-
-<p>“Good-morrow, my sweet Kilcroney.”</p>
-
-<p>This familiarity!</p>
-
-<p>“Good-morrow, Madam.” Kitty swept a curtsy to
-mark her distance, the while my Lord kissed the creature’s
-hand, positively as if he liked doing so, and him but out
-of such a tantrum as never was.</p>
-
-<p>“And what should bring me to Cheltenham—(no,
-my Lord, pray. I prefer the little stool. I do indeed)—why
-should not poor little me be here with the
-rest?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, indeed?” growled Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p>“And what has brought you, my Lady, if one may
-inquire?”</p>
-
-<p>“She thought little Denis looked pale!” cried my
-Lord, and gave a great guffaw.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[26]</span>“You may laugh, Madam,” said Kitty, as Mrs. Lafone
-tinkled delicately. “There are feelings which only a
-mother can understand.”</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Lafone was childless.</p>
-
-<p>“One excuse will serve as well as another.” My
-Lord let himself fall into a chair that creaked threateningly
-beneath his weight.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I seek for no excuse,” quoth Molly Lafone.
-Crouching on the low stool, she had a singular air of
-astuteness, in spite of her fostered childishness. “I
-never can understand why people should not tell the
-truth.” She raised arch eyes towards my Lord, while
-Kitty sat with the majesty of an Eastern idol, and had
-not as much as the quiver of an eyelash.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m here to curry favour with royalty,” she laughed
-again sweetly, “like the rest of us!”</p>
-
-<p>The brazenness of it! My Lord guffawed again. He
-certainly was in a most unpleasant mood.</p>
-
-<p>“Huthen. I hope you’ll be as successful as my Lady
-there!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney!...”</p>
-
-<p>“Sure, isn’t it the surprise of her life.” Kilcroney
-once again waded heavily in sarcasm. “She hadn’t as
-much as the faintest notion such a thing could happen
-to her—had you, me Lady? She hadn’t as much as
-opened her mouth for the plum”—it was perhaps the
-purple artifice on the table that suggested the simile—“but
-didn’t it drop into it? It’s going to be Lady-in-Waiting
-she is, in place of my Lady Flo——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! my Lord, say you so? Says he right, my
-dearest Lady Kilcroney? ’Tis the most splendid, the
-most monstrous delightful news I’ve heard this long
-time. Oh!” cried Mrs. Lafone, clasping and wringing
-her hands in an ecstasy. “May not your little Molly
-rejoice with you?”</p>
-
-<p>“You are vastly disinterested,” said Kitty.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lafone gave her tinkling laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, my Lady—indeed, my Lord, I have said that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[27]</span>
-I am frank. Dearest Lady Kilcroney, I will be frank—If
-I could obtain some little post—the teeniest, weeniest
-little post at court——”</p>
-
-<p>But Kitty interrupted, bouncing out of her stateliness.</p>
-
-<p>“Pray, Mrs. Lafone, for what post should you consider
-yourself qualified about the august person of our gracious
-Queen?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney, the least little post in all
-the world! Hath not the Queen appointed a plain Miss
-Burney reader? I believe I could very well be reader.
-Mr. Lafone says I have a silver tone in my voice, and
-our curate at home once told me——”</p>
-
-<p>“Tush, the celebrated Miss Burney hath qualifications,
-child, which you in your foolishness fail to
-appreciate.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yet she is but a music teacher’s daughter, Madam,”
-said Molly with a mighty sigh. She dropped her white
-eyelids and turned a green glint on my Lord, and sighed
-again. “Or if not actually about her Majesty—who
-am I, indeed, to aspire to that Presence?—some office
-about yourself, dear Lady Kilcroney. I would be
-your secretary, your Lady-in-waiting, your devoted
-attendant!”</p>
-
-<p>“This is folly,” cried Kitty. “I am by no means
-appointed to my Lady Flo’s post, and if I were—well,
-to be frank with you, Lafone, since you like frankness so
-much—you are the last person in the world I should
-ever be instrumental in bringing to court. Heavens!”
-cried Kitty, gazing upwards at the low ceiling, as if she
-saw through it into the celestial regions. “What discretion,
-what faultless propriety of conduct, what a
-delicate sense of responsibility, what a blameless record
-should be demanded of one who would enter that sacred
-circle!...”</p>
-
-<p>(It was the glint of her visitor’s green eye at
-my Lord which gave this stern decision to Kitty’s
-tones.)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[28]</span>Here, quite unexpectedly, and with admirable effectiveness,
-large tears rose in Mrs. Lafone’s eyes and rolled
-down her cheeks, without in the least disturbing the
-prettiness of her pointed visage. My Lord cast a
-glance from one to the other; it was lit with a tender
-sympathy as it fell on this touching impersonation
-of grief, and kindled with reproach as it shot to
-Kitty.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lafone gave a small sob.</p>
-
-<p>“Your sweet lady,” she said, now audaciously addressing
-her male champion, “has ever been a friend in
-need. ’Tis for that, that I have ventured, my Lord,
-that I have ventured to come to her to-day, hearing—yes!
-I will own it, I already knew that she was like to
-be next in the Queen’s choice. I made the journey
-hither in the hopes—’tis for no reason of petty vanity,
-no mere envious ambition——” (Thus the minx) ... “oh!
-my Lord, I scarce know why, I have ever been
-sadly persecuted. I am the victim of evil tongues!... My
-reputation has been assailed....”</p>
-
-<p>“Ha!” said Kitty. The ejaculation leaped from
-her.</p>
-
-<p>Molly Lafone produced another silver sob. “Quite
-unfoundedly, I do assure you! My conscience is spotless,
-my Lady Kilcroney, spotless!”—she caught Kitty’s
-eye, and went on in a humble voice—“in this instance!
-Indeed, my Lady—but Mr. Lafone—I am sadly maligned,
-he is suspicious, he——” Here the unfortunate young
-woman became quite incoherent in her demonstrations
-of distress. She wrung her white hands with extra
-pathos. Another large tear flowed, and a volley of little
-sobbing, disjointed phrases accompanied it, “domestic
-happiness—ignorance of the world—poor little me,
-country-bred and guileless—salvation or despair!”</p>
-
-<p>In the midst, Kitty rose, returning to majesty.</p>
-
-<p>“I must put a stop to a scene so useless and so painful.
-How is it possible, Madam, you do not see that every
-word you utter but marks the impossibility of your<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[29]</span>
-request? Pray, my Lord, see Mistress Lafone to her
-chair.”</p>
-
-<p>“Kitty!” cried Kilcroney, springing to his feet. He
-had not thought it of her, to requite these open-hearted
-confidences with insult; to turn so trusting and touching
-a creature into the street; a lady—an old friend! “Pray
-Mistress Lafone, let us be offering you a dish of tea,”
-cried he.</p>
-
-<p>There are days when everything goes askew. Kitty’s
-great footman marched into the room and presented his
-mistress with a letter which, he said, had just been brought
-by a riding messenger. Kitty took it from the salver
-with all the air of one glad of the diversion, but no sooner
-had she perused it than she exclaimed, in tones of such
-consternation, that my Lord leant forward and took it
-out of her hand. He exclaimed in his turn, but in accents
-of pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, what is this? Sure, Alanna, there is naught
-here to upset you, ’tis the best of good fortune on the
-contrary! Here’s your sweet friend, my Lady Mandeville,
-actually at Malvern and proposing to drive over
-and spend the day with you to-morrow, bringing her
-little rogue to play with ours.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, this is intolerable,” cried Kitty, “this is past
-bearing! Bid the messenger wait. Good heavens, do
-I not hear him riding away?—Call him back, my Lord,
-call him back! On no account must my Lady Mandeville
-be permitted to visit me to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p>My Lord stood rooted to the spot, and the veins
-on his forehead swelled. Kitty rushed to the window
-and hailed vigorously; the rhythmic footfalls of a
-horse receding at slow pace along the cobble stones
-was, on a sudden, altered to the clatter of a returning
-trot.</p>
-
-<p>“Damnation!” cried my Lord. “This passes all!”</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Lafone had stopped the wringing of hands
-and the production of tears, and was all malicious
-interest.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[30]</span>Kilcroney had entered into a towering passion. He
-protested that it was the most monstrous low thing,
-that he forbade my Lady to behave so base to her friend.</p>
-
-<p>“Tare an’ ’ounds!” cried he, “if it wasn’t ashamed
-you were, and that, not a minute ago, to be enjoying the
-finest hospitality in the world, the kindest, the most
-open-hearted, ’tis not ashamed you should be to return a
-thrifle of it! Shame!” ejaculated Denis. “Shame!
-’tis on the other leg. Gad, ’tis the shameful bit of meanness
-you’d be practising and ’tis ashamed I am of you
-meself (that I should live to say it). Your best friend!
-And all for what? For what if ye please? For the
-favour of them that never as much as acknowledged
-your existence. ’Pon me soul, rather than wound the
-feelings of that angel upon earth, that fair, fond, gentle,
-noble creature——” My Lord’s voice cracked. “I’d
-see the whole of Windsor, and Kew to boot, tumble into
-the Liffey.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty, white under her delicate smears of rouge, sat
-down at her writing-table with the most sublime air of
-offended virtue, but the hand that dipped the pen into
-the ink shook, and there were tears in the voice which
-presently declared that if ever there was woman here
-maligned by her own husband, it was my Lady Kilcroney:
-she who had not liked to disturb her Lord, but who had
-nevertheless noticed a red spot behind their darling little
-Denis’s ear that very morning; which spot, as every one
-who was a mother knew, might very well betoken no less
-a malady than the measles, which malady, being highly
-infectious to young children, she, as a mother, now felt
-it her duty to put off her cherished Lady Mandeville
-and the adored little Impington to a more auspicious
-day.</p>
-
-<p>“Spot!” interrupted my Lord, with a roar between
-derision and wrath, and</p>
-
-<p>“Spot?” cooed Mistress Lafone, now letting herself
-go openly to insolence. “My dearest Lady Kilcroney,
-you are too droll!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[31]</span>There was contempt written on the countenances of
-the pair so odiously conjoined against Kitty; neither
-of them being subtle enough to see that my Lady was
-content with any excuse, so long as it flung a veil of
-elegance over her set purpose.</p>
-
-<p>This incomparable woman recovered herself, rose,
-summoned Pompey, and sent him forth with her letter
-to my Lord Mandeville’s groom. She watched its delivery,
-through the window, and having beheld the man start
-off again, returned to the centre of the room, made in
-silence a profound curtsy, which included her Lord and
-her visitor, and sailed forth, closing the door carefully
-behind her.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord let himself fall again into the arm-chair, and
-once more this article of furniture protested with ominous
-creaks and cracks.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s not a stick in the place, bejabers, that isn’t
-as rotten as pears. ’Pon my word,” grumbled Denis
-Kilcroney, “I wish the plaguey waters had never been
-discovered, I do indeed; ’tis a poor thing when a man’s
-own son and heir is made a weapon against him, and him
-but turned of three. ‘Little Denis is pale, and we must
-to Cheltenham. And we’ll lie at Lady Mandeville’s,
-which is on our way, my love’ (and it thirty miles out,
-taking the back and the forth of it). ‘And our little Denis
-will have a playfellow, ’twill be so vastly good for him.
-Little Impington and he will be comrades.’ And scarce
-are we settled at Impington Court with as good entertainment—aye—and
-as generous (’tis the cellar of the world
-my Lord Mandeville has, and ’tis as free with it he is—troth,
-as I’d be meself if my Lady’d let me, and I can give
-him no finer character!) No sooner are we settled, and
-scarce a cork drawn ye may say, but ’tis ‘Little Impington
-is too rough for our darling Denis. He will teach him ill
-ways, he will do him a hurt. And Impington Court is a
-thought too low for the child’s health. And we must
-move on to Cheltenham, my love, or there will not be a
-lodging to be had.’ And you should have seen the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[32]</span>
-farewells, the clingings, the embracings, and the tears,
-and heard the promises. ‘We shall meet again soon, my
-dearest, dearest Rachel. I vow I’ll not be parted from
-the most cherished of my friends!’ And now ’tis: ‘Keep
-away—little Denis hath a spot!’ To be sure, our dearest
-Rachel must not cast a blight over my Lady’s Court
-prospects.”</p>
-
-<p>“But why, pray you, why, my Lord Kilcroney, should
-my Lady Mandeville cast a blight? Is she not in the
-Court favour?”</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Molly’s tones were as insinuating as the fillet
-of sweetness that issues from a flute; nevertheless, Denis,
-starting from his black mood, gave her a sudden odd
-look.</p>
-
-<p>“Prithee, why, my Lord?”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was in the right of it. The little jade was as
-false as loaded dice! As if every one did not know poor
-Rachel’s story; how she had been a Quaker and an
-actress, and my Lord Mandeville’s mistress before she
-had been his wife; and how, save for that one stain,
-which, indeed, had been the fall of a pure woman
-piteously and devotedly in love, she had ever shone
-in a wicked world, the noblest example to her
-sex.</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Lafone caught my Lord’s look upon her and
-deemed it time to depart. Without waiting, therefore,
-for his reply to her question, she feigned horror at the
-lateness of the hour, and bustled away from the Kilcroney
-lodgings, malcontent with her visit, the more so that my
-Lord Kilcroney brought a wooden countenance and a
-dry manner to the very hall door.</p>
-
-<p>She went forth down the single street and across the
-meadows; for her rooms were in an out-of-the-way
-cottage, far from the fashionable quarter patronised by
-the well-to-do. Mrs. Lafone’s fortunes were indeed at a
-low ebb. Her elderly, niggardly husband had vowed
-some time ago that he would pay no more debts for her,
-and he was keeping his vow. In her efforts at self-extrication,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[33]</span>
-Mistress Molly, not having a scrupulous
-delicacy of conduct, had become further considerably
-entangled. A scandal threatened which might be the
-undoing of her. And there was my Lady Kilcroney not
-only declining to help her, but as good as turning her out
-of the house!</p>
-
-<p>Molly Lafone was sharp of scent as a weasel. It was
-unpleasantly clear to her that the irate great lady was
-determined to seize the first opportunity of cutting her
-altogether; and when my Lady Kilcroney, leader of
-society as she was, cast her off, she would be lost indeed!
-She had no thought in her breast, as she walked along
-the road between the flat fields, but the longing to pay
-Kitty out.</p>
-
-<p>The way was deserted. Evening shadows were
-lengthening across the mellowness of the sun-steeped
-plain. Molly Lafone slackened her pace. Why, indeed,
-should she hurry back to the stuffy little room where she
-could afford herself no better supper than bread and
-milk?</p>
-
-<p>Truly, if there are angels who reward the virtuous,
-there must be little demons who provide dainties for
-those who serve the ways of evil! There, just at her
-feet, shining quite golden in the rays of the setting sun,
-lay a letter.</p>
-
-<p>It lay so that its superscription was visible, and Molly
-could hardly believe her eyes when she read in Kitty’s
-writing the words: “For the hand of my Lady, the
-Countess Mandeville.”</p>
-
-<p>“The careless fellow,” said she, “he’s dropped it from
-his belt as he jogged along. Pshaw, how I hate a clumsy
-fool!”</p>
-
-<p>Then she laughed shrilly. “My Lady Mandeville will
-never get her Kitty’s affectionate answer, nor hear how
-little Denis hath a spot, and she will come driving in
-to-morrow to hang herself and her tarnished name round
-Kitty’s neck for all Cheltenham to see, under the nose of
-the virtuous Queen Charlotte. That is very well done!”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[34]</span>
-cried Molly. “That is a very fit punishment for such
-base intentions. I am very glad.”</p>
-
-<p>And lest anyone should be busybody enough to pick
-up the dropped letter and forward it to its destination,
-which would be a sad interference with the just action of
-Providence, Mistress Lafone picked it up herself and
-minced it into small pieces as she walked along towards her
-cottage lodging. She had quite a good appetite for her
-bread and milk that night.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It had been my Lady Kilcroney’s intention to keep
-her cherished little Denis in his cot, for the space of at
-least a day, for indeed there was more than one red mark
-on the satin of his small, plump body, and Kitty vowed
-it was of a piece with the rest of my Lord’s brutality to
-declare that those who leave their own homes for the
-discomforts of lodgings must expect the occasional flea.
-But on receipt of a letter sent round by my Lady Flora’s
-woman, she promptly altered her plans, and ordered the
-protesting cherub to be arrayed in his best robe-coat
-covered with fine muslin, and his white satin hat with
-feathers.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord, as soon as his infant’s roars had been soothed
-by candies, picked up the letter which Kitty had dropped
-on the floor in her hurried exit to her bed-chamber; and,
-while his Lady was alternately pealing at her bell and
-shouting for Lydia, without compunction read it.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>My Dearest Lady Kilcroney: ’Tis all arranged.
-I consider my freedom well purchased at the price of the
-rose-point flounce, and the service to a friend, no less, by
-the trimmings to match. Her Majesty received me in her
-closet last evening, and the matter was settled quick. I
-must confess, dearest Kitty, with all the</i> veneration <i>and</i>
-love (these words were heavily underlined) <i>that I cherish
-for her August Person, I did feel it hard to find that my
-poor feet were represented as the dropsy. Dropsy, my<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[35]</span>
-love. And I but turned of thirty! ‘You should have
-warned me,’ said Her Majesty, ‘that you were suffering
-from a disease.’ ‘Ma’am,’ said I, ‘if disease there is’—(I
-was afraid to deny it, dear Kitty, lest the fetters should
-not be struck off my aching ankles)—‘’twas contracted in
-Your Majesty’s service.’ And now if my Kilcroney has
-a taste for gilded slavery (though there’s less gilding than
-you would believe), let her be at the entrance of the pump
-room, to receive Her Majesty at the head of the other lady
-visitors, on her first visit thither this very morning at
-eleven o’clock. The Gentlemen-in-Waiting are informing
-the other notabilities of the town, and Her Majesty is prepared
-for the little ceremony which she desires shall have
-the appearance of an Impromptu, it being her wish to
-avoid state during the Royal Visit and not to be incommoded
-by the crowd. If your little Denis were to offer a bunch of
-roses, it would, I think, please the Queen, who likes to see
-ladies occupied of their children and is interested in any
-who are about the age of the Princess Amelia. From
-what Mrs. Schwellenberg—oh! Kitty, to think of that
-toad festooned about with my lace—hath wrote to me
-(thank God we have left the</i> frog-fancier <i>behind at Windsor)
-I understand you can consider the appointment as good
-as made——</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>The letter dropped from Kilcroney’s hand. His good-natured
-face (for in spite of tantrums he was to the core
-a man of good nature), clouded with genuine dismay.
-It looked as if the plaguey business, which he had
-regarded in the light of a mere game, was like to turn
-to earnest.</p>
-
-<p>Why, in the name of Heaven, a woman with all the
-world could give her, and a devoted husband besides,
-should break up her family life for the pleasures of an
-annual three months’ slavery—Lady Florence had well
-named it—passed his comprehension.</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, Lydia,” Kitty’s voice was uplifted in the other
-room, “take back the tabby; aye, and the satin cloak<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[36]</span>
-from Madame Mirabel’s. I have thought better of it,
-child. Put away the Eglantine new hat with the
-feathers. I will wear muslin and a plain straw. I wish
-to Heaven,” cried Kitty pettishly, “that there was a
-milliner in the Kingdom who could run up a hat
-to suit a lady’s eyelashes or the tilt of her nose outside
-Paris.”</p>
-
-<p>“There’s the Italian straw we bought last time we was
-staying over there at Madame the Duchess’s,” said Lydia
-tentatively; “the same your ladyship ordered for yourself
-to wear at the <i>Feet</i> at Trianon to which the French
-Queen asked us—and a sweet elegant creature Her Majesty
-is, with all her fancies for dairies and such—and the
-thunderstorm coming on it was the disappointment of
-the world, and one that I am not like to forget in a hurry!
-Sure your ladyship ain’t forgotten it? A plain rice
-straw, with a ribbon round, but with a set to it! Aye,
-and trimmed by my blood-niece, as is apprenticed to
-Madame Eglantine out of my own poor savings; me
-being always one to stand by my family, cost what it
-do.”</p>
-
-<p>“The Italian straw,” my Lady reflected; “’twas
-monstrous thoughtful of you, child, to pack it—la,
-Lydia, ’tis the very thing—trimmed by your niece did
-you say? Nay, only the genius of Eglantine could
-twist a bow like that. Put it on my head. Why, ’tis
-perfect—aye, I will wear it. Her Majesty desires
-simplicity.”</p>
-
-<p>“Simplicity, is it?” Kilcroney groaned. “God help
-us all!”</p>
-
-<p>As Kitty sallied forth, all in vapoury white, fresh and
-sweet as a privet blossom, her face delicately pink under
-the artful shepherdess hat, Pompey following with the
-great rose-bunch in a bandbox, and little Denis trotting
-alongside scarlet-cheeked from a triumphant battle royal
-over the wearing of gloves, my Lord looked after them
-with some melancholy.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll stroll along presently and keep in the background.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[37]</span>
-I’d not like to be blighting Kitty’s prospects after the
-fashion of yonder poor Rachel. By all accounts Her
-gracious Majesty Queen Charlotte is no more like to
-fancy an Irishman than the unhappy girl that has a
-mistake to her name.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty had determined to walk to the pump room.
-’Twas scarce a hundred yards away, and “squeeze those
-crisp flounces into a chair before they had served their
-purpose—never!” She had taken but a few steps along
-the street when who should cross her but Mrs. Lafone.
-Molly, all in the modesty of lilac dimity, with pensiveness,
-something even approaching penitence, on her pert face.
-Kitty was in a fair humour, and as her little enemy flung
-her a deprecating glance of green eyes, actually paused
-and smiled.</p>
-
-<p>“Whither away, Lafone?”</p>
-
-<p>“Alas, my Lady Kilcroney, stepping into the pump
-room anon to drink my glass of the waters, I heard as
-how Her Majesty was expected, and how you and the
-other ladies of note are to receive her on this, her first
-appearance.... My Lady Kilcroney, knowing myself
-so unfit, feeling myself so out of spirits, I deemed it more
-becoming to retire till all was over.”</p>
-
-<p>Now Kitty, riding on the top of the wave, was a trifle
-intoxicated. It was in a tone of almost Royal patronage
-that she exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>“Why should you miss the sight, child? You could
-very well find a little place where you could see and not
-be seen. Retrace your steps with me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! My Lady Kilcroney,” cries Molly, with her
-dramatic clasp of the hands, “was there ever anyone so
-truly benevolent as you are!”</p>
-
-<p>Hanging her head, the little minx started off, a humble
-step behind her patroness, and, looking over his shoulder
-at her, Denis the younger was fascinated by the wicked
-mockery on her face, and nearly fell into a puddle for
-staring.</p>
-
-<p>There was no excitement in the town, for Her Majesty’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[38]</span>
-intention was known but to the favoured few. The
-Royal Family, it was bruited, were still reposing from the
-fatigues of their journey. There was, however, a small
-group of gentlemen about the pump room doors, in elegant
-morning attire, and two or three barouches and as many
-chairs were in the very act of depositing their fair burdens
-as Lady Kilcroney sailed up. She was just in time,
-indeed, to see Lady Verney—black-browed Susan,
-panting, flushed, incredibly plumed—hurl herself out of
-her hired sedan. At sight of Kitty this personage halted
-in her rush forward into the pump room.</p>
-
-<p>“You here, dear Kilcroney?” her voice shook.
-There was fury in her eye.</p>
-
-<p>“Even so, dear Verney. Pray, my Lord Courtown,
-shall I take my stand on this spot? Hither with the
-flowers, Pompey. My little son is to offer these to Her
-Majesty, Colonel Digby; certainly ’twould be a mercy
-if you would have the kindness to hold them till the
-right moment comes. Such tender years are scarcely
-to be trusted!—Nay, Denis, lambkin, no more sugar
-plums till we get home again, or little pandies would be
-so sticky, Denis couldn’t give the nosegay to the beautiful
-Queen—What a pity, my dearest Susan, you should have
-made yourself so fine. By Her Majesty’s most express
-wish, all is to have the appearance of the simplest impromptu!
-Still, my skirts are fairly wide. If you
-place yourself behind me——”</p>
-
-<p>Place herself behind Kitty! Had her beloved friend
-run mad, she that was always so flighty? My Lady
-Verney to place herself in the rear, be hidden by another’s
-flounces, she who had posted day and night, all the way
-from Hertfordshire, upon the news of a probable vacancy
-about the Queen’s person! Was it possible that Kitty,
-with her Irish husband, labelled with such a name, could
-fancy that she was like to meet with the Queen’s favour?
-Susan was sorry for her poor friend. She tossed her
-head with a snort. My Lady Verney had something of
-the appearance of a handsome horse.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[39]</span>But stupefaction succeeded indignation when Lord
-Courtown, very civilly addressing her, begged her to take
-her place with the other ladies in the rear of my Lady
-Kilcroney, for the royal party might be expected any
-moment.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Tracy, ma’am, as one conversant in these
-matters, will you stand at my Lady’s elbow?—My Lady
-Kilcroney, Mrs. Tracy—Her Majesty’s Senior Bedchamber
-Woman, who is at the waters on her own
-account.”</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Verney, biting her lip, stamped heavily on
-her neighbour’s foot as she shifted her position. Turning
-at the low cry, her fierce black eyes met the plaintive
-green ones of Mrs. Lafone, who in spite of her discreet
-protestations, had taken as forward a place in the group
-as well she could. As a rule Molly was in no better
-favour with Susan Verney than with the rest of the
-coterie, but at that moment they shared a sentiment
-which made them suddenly and momentarily sympathetic.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my Lady Verney,” whispered Molly, “did you
-ever see anyone so sadly cocked up as our poor Kitty?
-It frightens me for her, it does indeed. I fear such pride
-must have a fall.”</p>
-
-<p>Although Susan could see no sign of this prognostication
-being fulfilled, it comforted her nevertheless;
-and she was able to bear, with a better equanimity
-than any who knew her would have thought possible,
-the painful spectacle of my Lady Kilcroney’s success
-with the Queen. Success it indubitably was, though
-Her Majesty was a dry woman and not given to displays
-of affability. It was evident that she had come
-prepared to be pleased with Kitty Kilcroney and that
-pleased she found herself. And truly, Kitty in her
-snowy flounces, so charmingly blushing under her
-wide-brimmed hat—which was indeed trimmed by
-Lydia’s niece, Miss Pamela Pounce—Kitty so daintily
-maternal with the sturdy little boy clutching his roses,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[40]</span>
-was as pretty a picture as any would wish to gaze
-upon.</p>
-
-<p>The two blooming Princesses exclaimed upon the
-darling child, and good-natured Lady Flo was one broad
-beam behind “her Royals’” back. And if Kitty blushed
-she had nevertheless the most elegant ease. Her curtsy
-was a model; the dignified modesty with which she
-advanced and then retreated within the due measure
-of etiquette was perfect of its kind. And when the
-incident took place, which might indeed have proved
-awkward, of Master Denis declining to part with his posy,
-his mother saved the situation. “Denis,” quoth she,
-bending but not whispering; all with a modest assurance
-that could not have been bettered by one who had
-been years at Court. “Lambkin, do you not remember
-what I bid you? To whom were you to offer these
-flowers?”</p>
-
-<p>“To the beautiful Queen,” said the child, his great
-brown eyes roaming about as if he were seeking—as well
-he might, poor innocent!—whom the description might
-fit. The Queen, with a flattered smile, herself took the
-offering from his chubby fingers.</p>
-
-<p>“Pretty rogue!” said Princess Augusta.</p>
-
-<p>When the other introductions had been gone through
-it seemed to be nobody’s business to present Mistress
-Lafone; and though the equerries looked tentatively at
-her and then at my Lady Kilcroney, nothing could be
-less responsive than that usually alert being. So Molly
-made an artless curtsy as became her simplicity, and
-thought, in her disloyal heart, how frumpish and dowdy
-Her Majesty looked; and wondered if ’twas Miss Burney
-who appeared so shortsighted and awkward and timid,
-with no more air than nothing at all. And save for the
-gentlemen, who were very personable and had bright
-looks about them as if they might be enjoyable company
-to a woman of spirit, there was really naught in this
-vision of the Court which would make her, little Molly,
-yearn for it—a vast stiffness and dullness indeed! If<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[41]</span>
-it had not been that needs must when the devil drives
-she would have snapped her slender fingers and ‘thank
-you,’ but as matters stood—the drowning do not
-pause to contemplate the quality of the spar flung to
-them.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lafone looked vindictively at Kitty and then
-turned a watchful glance at the door. She wondered
-how soon and in what circumstances Kitty’s dearest
-friend, who was not received at Court, might make her
-appearance? However Kitty might strive to hide the
-visit, Mrs. Lafone would take care that it should be
-known of; she had but to whisper the fact to my Lady
-Verney and she did not doubt that the Royal occupants
-of Fauconberg Hall would promptly be in possession of
-the damning fact. Other people could put spokes in
-wheels besides my Lady Kilcroney; and the more
-swiftly they were rolling to favour, the greater might be
-the upset!</p>
-
-<p>Her Majesty, talking very affably to Kitty, had advanced
-towards the counter where the waters were
-distributed. Here divers magnates of the town were
-awaiting her, whom the Comptroller of the Household,
-my Lord Courtown, named to her, one after the other.
-Kitty and her group of ladies were left thus for the
-moment outside the Royal circle of attention. The hall
-by this time contained a certain amount of curious
-spectators, very respectfully aligned against the walls,
-for the public of Cheltenham, genteel quiet folk, would
-have died rather than presume on Her Majesty’s condescending
-informality.</p>
-
-<p>“Pray,” said the Queen, to Mr. Clark, the town doctor,
-“let me have a taste of the water, sir, to drink which the
-King has been sent hither. I ought at least to know,”
-she added archly, “to what penance he hath been
-condemned.”</p>
-
-<p>She sipped and declared she had expected worse;
-Princess Royal and Princess Augustus also sipped, but
-they cried out and protested that they were sorry for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[42]</span>
-dear papa. And while the Royal pleasantries were producing
-the most exquisite if refined mirth throughout
-the whole assembly, Mrs. Lafone, who had been conscious
-that she was the object of considerable interest to one of
-the equerries (indeed, he was lifting his quizzing glass
-to mark his notice), perceived his glance wander from
-herself and become fixed. He dropped his quizzing glass,
-the better to see; a warmth of wondering admiration,
-prodigiously different from the familiar ogle she had herself
-evoked, wrote itself on his countenance. But for the
-presence of Royalty, she thought he might have exclaimed
-out loud. Molly’s glance promptly followed his. She
-could hardly believe her eyes. Here was fate playing
-her game with a vengeance. Her enemy was delivered
-into her hands. Everyone knew the face of Rachel
-Peace!</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Mandeville advanced, clad, like Kitty herself,
-in white, but with a flutter of grey ribbons here and there
-to mark her Quaker preference. Her delicate pale face
-was faintly flushed, under the wide brim of her simple
-hat. She was not less fair than the pearls at her throat,
-not less shining in delicate beauty. She held by the
-hand a noble boy, slightly older than little Denis, who
-marched as if the place belonged to him and gazed about
-under frowning brows as though he wondered who dared
-occupy it without his permission.</p>
-
-<p>If Kitty made a charming picture with her little son,
-Rachel, with the heir of Mandeville, graceful and gracious,
-with a lovely tenderness emanating from her, was the
-very embodiment of sweet motherhood.</p>
-
-<p>She came across the wide hall with swift step, looking
-from right to left, a smile hovering on her lips, her seeking
-eyes already lit with fond pleasure. Where was her
-dear Kitty? Suddenly she stopped—the smile faded,
-the light of the expectant gaze went out, shadow fell
-upon her radiance, a flutter as of fear shook her; yet she
-had but encountered the gaze of my Lady Verney.
-Susan Verney, who was very well acquainted with Rachel<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[43]</span>
-Mandeville, who had indeed also tasted of her hospitality,
-both in town and in the country, now withered her with
-a blasting stare of denegration, a stare which said: “My
-Lady Mandeville, I am pure virtue to-day, <i>I do not know
-you</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>The room was all eyes to look at Rachel, and though
-so decorous it was all whispers.</p>
-
-<p>The next moment the poor thing saw the Queen and
-the Princesses, and Kitty Kilcroney white as death and
-good Lady Flora scarlet in the face; she saw and understood.
-Motionless she strove to rally her courage. She
-wanted strength of heart and clearness of mind to do
-just what would be right; Quaker Rachel who had never
-done wrong but once! And for that breathless moment,
-unknown to herself, her eyes hung on Kitty’s face; and
-Kitty’s eyelids were cast down.</p>
-
-<p>The little Viscount Impington tugged at her hand.
-His was an impatient spirit.</p>
-
-<p>“Come on, Mamma,” cried he, in loud authority;
-and at the same moment little Denis O’Hara raised a
-piping cry: “Imp, Imp, Imp!” and tearing himself
-from the maternal clasp, galloped across the room to
-hurl himself upon his baby comrade.</p>
-
-<p>The Queen looked at Kitty with an air of profound
-surprise and disapproval, and Kitty looked back at the
-Queen. And her heart rose within her; for, with all
-her foibles and fancies, she had a heart.</p>
-
-<p>It led her then to do the noblest act of her whole
-existence.</p>
-
-<p>Holding herself very erect and moving with a beautiful
-dignity, she slowly backed the length of the
-room that divided her from Rachel Mandeville; and,
-keeping her eyes on the Royal face the while, she took
-her friend by the hand. Then she stood very upright
-and waited. Rachel could do naught else but wait
-too.</p>
-
-<p>In the dead silence the Queen prepared to take her
-departure.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[44]</span>Little Mr. O’Hara and my Lord Impington were
-beginning to show signs of following up their affectionate
-greeting with a rough-and-tumble fight and each
-mother had to take possession of her child and keep
-him firmly held; but they kept tighter hold of each
-other still.</p>
-
-<p>The Royal group advanced; the kindly young
-Princesses with awed looks, as if they felt how ill things
-were going without understanding. When she reached
-my Lady Kilcroney and her friend, Queen Charlotte
-paused and seemed to hesitate. She cast a strange
-troubled glance at the two young women, and Kitty and
-Rachel fell, still clasping hands, into a great curtsy.
-And the question was, which of the two made it with
-a nobler grace.</p>
-
-<p>The last of the equerries to follow looked back at the
-door, and saw my Ladies Mandeville and Kilcroney
-embracing and kissing and he thought they were both
-in tears.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord Kilcroney had been among those who unobtrusively
-joined the lookers-on in the pump room
-during the Royal visitation, and, beholding the scene,
-his own eyes filled. In the effort to regain his self-control
-he turned his dimmed gaze away from the two
-who enfolded each other in such affecting and unaffected
-friendship and it fell upon Mistress Lafone. As awhile
-ago his son and heir, he was fascinated by the expression
-on the small pale visage. Molly caught his riveted
-glance, wilted beneath it, and somehow vanished. Not
-my Lord Kilcroney nor anyone could ever as much as
-guess at her share in the morning’s business; yet so
-does conscience make cowards of us all, as Mr. Shakespeare
-has it.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord kissed his wife’s hand before most respectfully
-saluting that of my Lady Mandeville. At sight of him,
-Kitty mingled laughter with her tears.</p>
-
-<p>“Is it not delightful, Denis,” cried she, “that our
-sweet Rachel should have had this happy thought?<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[45]</span>
-But, oh, my dear love, our little rascals are at fisticuffs
-again!”</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>My dear Kitty</i>,” wrote Lady Florence that evening,
-in a letter brought round from Fauconberg Hall by
-one of the pages in waiting, “<i>I thought you were dished,
-I did indeed. And of all the odd tiresome</i> contretemps,
-<i>my love!... Well, I have not time to say even a word
-of what I felt: Her Majesty is not fond of audacities
-and you did, dearest Kitty, the most audacious deed....
-Well, never mind again!</i></p>
-
-<p>“<i>’Twas your hat did the trick to begin with, my love;
-you was always so clever about clothes, Kitty. Sure,
-it was the finest inspiration to wear that modest country
-straw with its plain ribbon. It caught Her Majesty’s
-eye from the first moment, and that you know means so
-much. So modest, sensible and quiet you showed beside
-poor Susan! Susan, with that tow-row of feathers on
-her head! ’Tis she who is dished after all: ‘A loud
-young woman,’ says the Queen to me. ‘I do not approve
-of Lady Verney’s style.’ And what must she do on the
-top of it but present herself in my parlour at Fauconberg
-Hall this very afternoon?—a vast piece of presumption,
-since the Queen hath forbidden visitors to all and sundry!—And
-wants an interview of Her Majesty, to apologise—prithee,
-Kitty, think of it!—for Her Majesty’s having
-been exposed to such a meeting. She, to apologise for
-the town! She, to cast her stone at poor Rachel! I
-have never known my Royal so angry! ‘Are you then
-not acquainted with my Lady Mandeville?’ She asks
-our Verney. You should have seen Susan’s face under
-her red plumes. (I had taken good care Her Majesty
-should know we</i> all <i>were.) To be brief, Kitty, Verney
-went forth with her comb considerably cut, and Her
-Majesty took a twist in the other direction and spoke
-very kind to me; though regretting the incident, she said
-she could not find too grave a fault with a display of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[46]</span>
-loyalty. ‘Tell my Lady Kilcroney,’ she says, ‘that
-about My Person I appreciate loyalty!</i>’”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Denis Kilcroney heard the contents of this missive
-with a grave countenance. Then, looking at his wife’s
-charming face, all irradiated between the joys of her
-good conscience and its unexpected reward, he exclaimed
-generously that it was a proud day for the House of
-O’Hara. “Though,” he added, “the proudest moment
-of it all was when I saw you stand by your friend, me
-darling girl!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[47]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER II</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In Which Miss Pamela Pounce is ordered<br>
-to Pack</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Pamela Pounce</span> sat with a bunch of cowslips in one
-hand and the lid of the ribbon box in the other; she
-had fallen into a profound muse.</p>
-
-<p>It was the cowslips, though they were but artifice,
-which had set her active brain thus suddenly and idly
-day-dreaming. They had brought her back with a rush
-to the old farm where she had been born and brought up.
-The whole surroundings of her exile had vanished. She
-was no longer in the big, bare, stuffy, untidy workroom at
-the back of Madame Eglantine’s celebrated Paris hat shop:
-in the centre of snippets and straws, feathers, fringes,
-flowers and other fashionable fripperies; under the
-glare of the skylight; with the patter and gabble of
-French voices, the click of scissors, the long-drawn sighs
-or quick pants of energetic stitching, the rustle of
-crumpled silks, in her ears, and in her nostrils the indescribable
-atmosphere of the <i>atélier</i>, as it was called.
-An apartment hermetically sealed to the outer airs, save
-what might penetrate of them through the opening of
-its doors; redolent of the gums of artificial flowers, of
-last year’s and this morning’s succulent cookery—Monsieur
-Ildefonse, the husband of Madame Eglantine,
-liked a point of garlic in most dishes—and of the faint
-sickly scents of hair powder and fine lady’s perfumes
-which hung about the whole establishment. There were
-other odours in the workroom besides, of which the less
-said the better. It was little wonder that Pamela Pounce<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[48]</span>
-should now and again feel her splendid vitality slacken;
-that she should have considerably fined down from a
-country buxomness since she had joined Madame
-Eglantine’s staff.</p>
-
-<p>But the bunch of cowslips had brought her away—far
-away from it all for a blissful moment.</p>
-
-<p>She was back again at home. The exquisite freshness
-of an early summer morning on the Kentish downs encompassed
-her. Her young bosom lifted with ecstasy.
-Oh! the breath of England: pungent of the sea, sweet
-of the moorland herbs, free from the hills and whispering
-of the woods, was there ever anything like it? There
-was a fragrance of breadmaking too from mother’s oven,
-and a lovely reek of burning weeds where father was busy
-over the potato fields!</p>
-
-<p>Pamela started. A voice, sharp as a pen-knife, had
-recalled her to reality.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Meess”—she went by no other name in this
-French servitude, either from her employer or her sister
-workers. It was an unconscious tribute to a certain fine
-apartness of character, as well as to her British independence.
-“Ah, Meess,” cried Madame Eglantine, “is this
-how I find you? Asleep with your eyes open! My
-faith, is this how you conduct yourself in the thick of
-the business hours? And the Marquise who expects
-that hat by noon!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela opened her day-dreaming eyes full upon the
-speaker, gave an inaudible sigh and a small ironic smile.
-She did not start or blush or show any sign either of flurry
-or vexation at the acrid accent of the rebuke, she was too
-completely mistress of herself for that. Her hand
-hovered over the ribbon box; then with a decisive movement
-she nipped a shimmering purple roll and began to
-draw out its darkly radiant lengths.</p>
-
-<p>“Purple!” ejaculated Madame Eglantine, surprised
-into a quite amiable tone; “purple for that blonde
-Marquise who is not yet twenty! And she means to
-wear all white muslins with lace in floods. Did I not tell<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[49]</span>
-you so? That ribbon I bought for <i>Madame la Gouvernante</i>—it
-is for dowagers——”</p>
-
-<p>She broke off and stared.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had twisted and snipped and pinched and the
-hat was trimmed in what her famous <i>patronne</i> herself
-would have described as “<i>un tour de main</i>.” She now
-held it up on her balled hand, and turned it slowly from
-side to side.</p>
-
-<p>“But it is a stroke of genius!” exclaimed the little
-Frenchwoman. She hated Pamela, but she was above all
-an artist. “No, no, do not touch it again, no one must
-touch it! You have a thousand times reason. Blue or
-green or pink—anyone with the ordinary mind would
-have blended me the banal pretty-pretty with those
-cowslips. The Marquise would have been but one of a
-score of shepherdesses, no more distinguished than a
-dragée box for a baptism! But now——”</p>
-
-<p>She paused and waved her hands before the delight of
-the mental picture. A small, dusky woman with very
-bright eyes and extraordinarily swift movements, she
-was like some quick furry animal of the mouse tribe;
-a greater contrast to the fair, large, composed English
-girl could hardly be imagined; yet on one point these two
-were singularly akin. Both were geniuses in the same
-restricted yet fascinating realm of art.</p>
-
-<p>If there were a creature on earth capable of stepping
-straight off into the shoes of Madame Eglantine, first
-milliner in the world of Fashion, it was Pamela Pounce,
-the British yeoman’s daughter!</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps it was this consciousness of her rival’s merits
-which made the Frenchwoman, while too acute of intellect
-not to recognise them, regard her clever apprentice
-with feelings which approached detestation. Yet she
-was soon to find another cause.</p>
-
-<p>“I’d better put in the stitches myself, I suppose,
-M’dame?” said Pamela tranquilly. She spoke French
-fluently by this time, with a pronounced if not unpleasing
-British accentuation. “The young ladies are so fond<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[50]</span>
-of sewing things to death. It’s like a hand on pastry,”
-she went on meditatively, as she bit her thread, and flung
-a cool, tantalising glance at the irate ring of countenances
-about her. “You have, or you haven’t got it, and no
-one to blame.”</p>
-
-<p>“That will do, Meess. There is too much conversation
-here, Mademoiselle Panache!” Madame hopped spitefully
-from Pamela upon the directress, who, sitting large,
-square and sallow at the centre table, dispensing materials,
-had permitted herself a gratified smile over the snubbing
-of the English girl. For a moment or two there was
-silence in the over-lighted, under-ventilated apartment.
-The season was early July; a blazing white sunshine was
-pouring down through the casements which their muffed
-glass but feebly mitigated.</p>
-
-<p>Then the little angry, sharp-toothed mouse that was
-the bland, coaxing, fluent Eglantine of the showroom
-found a fresh grievance.</p>
-
-<p>“My God, Mademoiselle Anatoline, are you making
-a bouquet or tying bristles on a broomstick? And
-Heaven pardon me, Mademoiselle Eulalie, but if those
-hands of yours have been washed since—since—— What
-have you been doing with those hands, <i>ma fille</i>? Blacking
-the boots or scratching your head?”</p>
-
-<p>Anatoline, who was large and fat and fair, became an
-apoplectic purple; and Eulalie, who was the colour of a
-lemon with hair like a raven’s wing, turned a shade more
-livid than nature had made her.</p>
-
-<p>There was a titter, beginning sycophantically upon the
-lips of Mademoiselle Panache. But Pamela’s smooth
-face, white where it was not delicately carnation,
-might have been that of a handsomely tinted statue.
-She cut her thread, tweaked one of the shimmering
-purple loops, and once again putting the hat on her
-clenched hand, gave it a little shake. The creation was
-complete!</p>
-
-<p>Madame’s swift beady eye rolled in her direction.</p>
-
-<p>“Give yourself the trouble to bring that upstairs to the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[51]</span>
-showroom, Meess,” she ordered. “Madame D’Aimargues
-said she would call, herself, before midday, to try
-it on before it was sent. I will join you presently and
-you had better remain, in case there were required an
-alteration.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Bien, M’dame</i>,” Pamela responded with some alacrity.
-She might get a whiff of good open air as she went up the
-stairs. There might even be a window ajar in the showroom.
-Such a miracle had been known to occur on a
-very hot day.</p>
-
-<p>Monsieur Ildefonse, Eglantine’s husband, was sitting
-in the little glass cage off the back showroom, pompously
-referred to as the <i>Bureau</i>. This individual had once
-been a very noted personality; no other, actually, than
-the French Queen’s appointed coiffeur; in consequence
-sought after to frenzy by every woman with the smallest
-pretension to Fashion. Fine ladies had had their heads
-dressed at six o’clock in the morning, nay, even three
-days before some special assembly at Court.</p>
-
-<p>To be able to say, with a toss of flying vaporous curls,
-exquisitely redolent of <i>Poudre à la Maréchale</i>: “In
-effect, my dear one, Ildefonse’s last idea, what do you
-think of it? It is succeeded. <i>Hein?</i>” To be responded
-to, perchance, with a cry of envy and despair: “Ildefonse!
-You managed to get Ildefonse!” And to know your
-interlocutor, younger than you perhaps, and prettier,
-yet altogether at a disadvantage, “a positive frump,
-my dear,” under less skilful hands, that had been to reach,
-in verity, the very needle-peak of feminine triumph, a
-few years ago.</p>
-
-<p>But star succeeds to star; one Monsieur Charles was
-Court twiddler, curler, crimper, frizzer, and general head
-artist. For Monsieur Ildefonse had come into a heritage
-and retired. Not a fallen star, therefore; merely astronomically
-removed to another hemisphere! He shone
-now, though, it may be added, with a doubtful radiance,
-in a restricted connubial circle; in other words, he sat at
-home and totted up accounts for his clever, money-making<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[52]</span>
-spouse; made bargains for her with flower
-manufacturers and mercers, and bullied the stewards
-of great houses when Madame la Duchesse or Madame
-la Connétable forgot to remember such insignificances
-as the settlement of bills.</p>
-
-<p>Unanimously the workgirls adored him, with the
-single exception of Pamela; and the relations between
-Madame Eglantine and her consort, characterised in
-public by the most touching demonstrativeness, were
-regarded as the very romance of matrimony. But
-Pamela, who had come under the glance, more often than
-she cared, of Monsieur Ildefonse’s slyly roving eye, had
-her private opinion.</p>
-
-<p>She shuddered from him as she had shuddered from the
-fat, sleek, brown slugs that came out after rain on the
-garden walls at home.</p>
-
-<p>As a little girl she would explain: “’Tain’t that I’m
-afraid, you see, but it makes me creep.”</p>
-
-<p>She could have found no better words in which to describe
-the effect upon her of the fascinating Monsieur Ildefonse.</p>
-
-<p>There was a midday lull, this scorching day, even in
-Madame Eglantine’s thriving establishment. It was
-late season, too, and save for orders like that of the little
-Marquise D’Aimargues, for such as were privileged to
-join in the pastimes of Royal haymaking and churning,
-or a stray wedding order, business was slack, and the
-great little milliner herself was preparing for that round
-of the most noted watering places, with “just a few
-models” in her baggage, which was her thrifty fashion
-of spending the holidays.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela cast, in passing, a hasty glance between the
-green curtains of the <i>Bureau</i>, to assure herself that her
-pet aversion was safely employed.</p>
-
-<p>He had removed his wig on account of the heat, and
-she turned her eyes quickly away from the revolting
-spectacle of his close-cropped bristling black head and
-the roll of olive fat at the back of his neck above the
-embroidered collar of his blue cloth coat.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[53]</span>The pink, be-padded, be-wreathed, be-gilded, be-mirrored,
-be-draped salons of Madame Eglantine were
-empty. Pamela walked slowly into the middle of the
-front room and hesitated. Her own charming shape
-was reflected from every possible angle. Down below,
-the whole <i>Place</i> seemed asleep; a buzz of flies within
-and without, a lazy footfall on the shady side and a
-distant rumble emphasised the universal drowsiness.</p>
-
-<p>When Madame la Marquise’s coach came along there
-would be a prodigious clatter to wake them all up.
-Pamela knew that she was quite safe. It’s all very well
-to trim a hat. You never know what it’s like till you’ve
-tried it on.</p>
-
-<p>Very deliberately she divested her glossy chestnut hair
-of its discreet cap, loosened the swelling waves a trifle
-more on either side of the firm rose-tinted ivory of her
-face.</p>
-
-<p>“If a dash of powder was for poor girls like me, I
-wouldn’t be too bad-looking. I’d say that for myself,”
-she thought, and firmly set the hat of the Marquise at
-the right angle over her radiant brow.</p>
-
-<p>Well, it was a complete success. Like every true
-artist she was doubly critical of herself, but Pamela had
-to admit that she could find no flaw in her own taste
-and that the wide-brimmed curving Italian straw with its
-bold sweep of purple ribbon, and its hanging bunches of
-cowslips was a remarkably fine set-off for the glory of her
-amber hair and the audacious brilliance of her complexion.
-Without a tinge of envy or discontent she surveyed herself
-thoughtfully.</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word, Pamela Pounce, my girl!”—she
-was fond of addressing herself mentally; as it were her
-strong reasonable mind to her agreeable body. “You
-would have held your own with the best of them if it had
-been the fancy of Providence to set you in the aristocracy.
-Ugh!”</p>
-
-<p>With a piercing scream she started out of her complacent
-reflection.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[54]</span>A horrible olive-hued, leering face appeared over her
-shoulder in the mirror; a blue-clothed arm stole round
-her waist.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela swung herself free, whisked the hat off her
-head ready to use it as a weapon should Monsieur Ildefonse
-pursue his advances.</p>
-
-<p>In the dead pause the quick rustle of Madame Eglantine’s
-light summer flounces were heard on the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>Instantly the ex-hairdresser’s countenance lost its
-satyr smiles, and became composed into its usual mask of
-smooth propriety.</p>
-
-<p>“Is that you, <i>mon Agneau rose</i>?” he cooed.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes, it is I, <i>petit rat de mon cœur</i>,” she replied.</p>
-
-<p>These endearments having perfunctorily passed between
-them, Madame halted on the threshold and sent the
-glitter of her swift glance from her spouse to her apprentice.</p>
-
-<p>“I took the liberty of trying on the hat what I’ve just
-trimmed, M’dame,” said Pamela then in her brazen way.</p>
-
-<p>She wasn’t going to put it into Monsieur Ildefonse’s
-power to tell on her behind her back, or worse still, to
-pretend to be shielding her. She knew his slimy ways.</p>
-
-<p>“You do well to call it a liberty,” said Madame Ildefonse,
-showing all her small pointed teeth as if she wanted
-to bite Pamela. She was panting a little, and there was
-a sort of whiteness about her nostrils that pointed to
-considerable if repressed emotion. “But let it pass.
-You were giving your opinion, I presume, my cabbage-stalk?”</p>
-
-<p>“Meess very naturally wished me to admire your
-exquisite taste, <i>ma tendre biche</i>,” he responded. “‘No
-one,’ says she to me, ‘but Madame Eglantine could have
-made this inimitable, this absolutely original and distinguished
-combination, all the while retaining the stamp
-of the most high tone.’”</p>
-
-<p>Monsieur Ildefonse was very glib of tongue.</p>
-
-<p>“A-ah!” said Madame, smiling horribly. “You and
-Meess flatter me in your private conversations.”</p>
-
-<p>“My charmer, how can I console myself in your<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[55]</span>
-absence, except by——” he broke off, for at that moment,
-with sounds of pomp, a thunder of hoofs, a crash and a
-clatter, the street woke up indeed, as Miss Pounce had
-prognosticated. And Madame D’Aimargues drove up
-in her four-horsed coach.</p>
-
-<p>Madame Eglantine cast off her rage, as one may divest
-oneself of a garment, to be re-assumed at the chosen
-moment; Monsieur Ildefonse, with a relieved shrug of
-his huge shoulders, began to retire, cat-footed, to his den.</p>
-
-<p>“Remain as you are, Meess,” commanded the milliner,
-now entirely concentrated on the exigencies of her
-business.</p>
-
-<p>She shook out her flounces and summoning the bland
-business smile to her features cast a swift glance at the
-nearest mirror before taking two steps to greet her
-valuable patroness.</p>
-
-<p>It was that glance at the mirror which precipitated
-the catastrophe. By some counter-reflection, Madame
-Eglantine’s jealous eyes caught a vision of Ildefonse,
-her husband, her cabbage, the little rat of her heart,
-pausing in his turn to cast a final ogle upon the abandoned,
-the sly, the seductive, the shameless Meess!</p>
-
-<p>Eglantine beheld that ogle. She swallowed her
-emotion. She was above all <i>femme d’affaires</i>. Everything
-must give way before the profit of the moment.
-She could wait.</p>
-
-<p>The little Marquise, blonde and slim and rouged,
-ethereal yet vivid, fluttered in, fanning herself, tried on
-her hat, chattered, laughed, approved, exclaimed upon
-the heat, and, still fanning herself, departed, leaving on
-Pamela’s mind the impression of a glittering butterfly,
-as lovely, as useless, and as impalpable. You could
-crush her, thought the girl, between finger and thumb.</p>
-
-<p>Her serious lambent gaze had hardly followed the
-radiant apparition to the door, when the explosion burst
-forth.</p>
-
-<p>It was all the more devastating for having been withheld.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[56]</span>Wanton! Hussy! Baggage! Designing intriguing
-slut! <i>Meess de Malheur!</i> What was Pamela, after all,
-but a stray apprentice, and an English one at that, flung
-upon her, Madame Eglantine’s, benevolence for the sake
-of old friendship, living on charity, a <i>beggar</i>! <i>Cette
-Lydie</i>, how she had haggled! But if such wickedness
-had been paid for in all the gold of false Albion, Madame
-Eglantine would not have kept her, to the destruction of
-her domestic happiness!</p>
-
-<p>“Meess, you pack this day.”</p>
-
-<p>She further added a flood of vituperation, to which
-Pamela, all her pretty carnations dead on her white
-cheeks, listened in a fixed silence.</p>
-
-<p>When the Frenchwoman had run herself out of breath
-on a high scream, Pamela answered her in English, which
-the whilom Bath milliner spoke brokenly, but understood
-perfectly. “That’ll do, M’dame. I’m as pleased
-to get out of this place as ever you can be to see the
-back of me. As for that fat husband of yours, I wouldn’t
-touch him with a pair of tongs. And as for yourself,
-I’d not remain a moment longer than I can help with one
-as doesn’t know the meaning of truth, and would take
-an honest girl’s character away out of pure spite and
-malice. And don’t you dare,” pursued Pamela, with a
-swelling voice, “say anything against my character, or
-as sure as there is justice in Heaven, I’ll bring your
-business about your ears. I’ll tell that old cat, my
-Aunt Lydia, what’s happened, that you caught your
-horrid old Ildefonse ogling me in the glass, and that you
-haven’t that trust in him—and sure, I’m with you there,
-for he ain’t fit to be trusted the length of your apron, and
-so I tell you fair—you haven’t that trust in him that
-you could have another moment of peace with me under
-your roof. God help you; I don’t blame you! Give
-me the price of my ticket home, and I’ll see Aunt don’t
-get at you over the indenture.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>For all her courage, for all the longing which the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[57]</span>
-thought of England brought her, the heart of Pamela
-Pounce was heavy as lead. She knew that, at the
-Kentish farm, things were going badly with the yeoman;
-she knew that she dared not add the burden of her penniless
-self to that which rested on his shoulders. She
-knew that odious as it would be, that abominably as her
-relative would abuse of the situation, there would be
-nothing for it, but to throw herself again on her Aunt
-Lydia’s family feeling, as soon as the Dover coach landed
-her in London town.</p>
-
-<p>Her aunt was now with her mistress in Hertford Street,
-back from the Wells, according to the latest reports, and
-that was one bit of luck; another was, that judging by
-the tone of the letter just received by Madame Eglantine
-with an order for hats, my Lady Kilcroney’s maid was in
-the highest exultation over her mistress’s royal promotion.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[58]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER III</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce, the Milliner’s Assistant,<br>
-becomes Arbiter of Life and Death in High<br>
-Society</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>Pray Mrs. Tabbishaw</i>,” wrote my Lady Kilcroney’s
-woman to the Mantua maker in Cheapside, “<i>send
-Pamela along with those white feathers of her ladyship’s,
-which you has, this ever so long, to be died blew, yours
-obleeged</i>,</p>
-
-<p class="right">“<i>Lydia Pounce</i>.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Now</span> the fact of Pamela being Lydia’s niece did not
-endear her to that maturing damsel, “which,” she was
-fond of remarking to any beholding them together, “do
-seem prodigious absurd, seeing as how there’s scarce a
-year or two betwixt us.”</p>
-
-<p>But if Miss Lydia was not fond of displaying herself
-in public with a fine strapping young woman of twenty-three
-who had an inconsiderate way of dropping out
-“Aunt” at every second word (“which, reely, my dear,
-I vow she does a’ purpose”—and perhaps indeed she
-did), my Lady Kilcroney’s indispensable Abigail, as she
-never omitted informing all and sundry, had a remarkable
-sense of family feeling. She had placed the inconvenient
-niece with the matchless Eglantine. With such
-a start in life she considered the girl’s fortune made; and
-if Paris were to become the stable abode of so much
-bloom and bumptiousness, she, for one, would continue
-to bear the separation with fortitude.</p>
-
-<p>When, after two or three years’ absence, however,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[59]</span>
-Pamela reappeared on the scene, extraordinarily Frenchified,
-unconscionably beautified, and quite unpardonably
-wideawake, having quarrelled to the death with Madame
-Eglantine, and possessing, to boot, only the clothes on her
-back and the price of her ticket, Miss Lydia Pounce was
-very justly annoyed. It was quite impossible to send
-the girl home, since bankruptcy threatened the Kentish
-farm. Once again Lydia’s fine conception of family
-obligation came to the fore. There was Mrs. Tabbishaw,
-at whose second-rate establishment in Cheapside the
-elder Miss Pounce had been in the habit of having such
-odd jobs done for her ladyship as the dyeing and re-curling
-of feathers, the cleaning and mending of unimportant
-laces, the quilting of winter petticoats. Mrs. Tabbishaw
-owed her a good turn, and if she would now make room
-for Pamela, give her board and just enough wage for her
-clothes, Lydia would see to it that her mistress should
-go as far as to purchase an occasional hat.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had no choice but to fall in with her aunt’s
-arrangements, for had not Madame Eglantine sworn that
-she would give her no character? (As if, indeed, it had
-been her fault that that odious Monsieur Ildefonse should
-take to ogling her behind Madame’s back, and her
-staring into the mirror!) She knew very well, however,
-that she was sadly wasted at the poor, unmodish place;
-and, indeed, since Mrs. Tabbishaw was too stupid to
-realise the treasure that had come her way, the younger
-Miss Pounce was forthwith turned into a maid-of-all-work.
-Her long, clever fingers were set to scrub and
-to cook, to pink or to quilt, or to whatever odd job
-pressed the most. She was kept running to and fro with
-parcels, and up and downstairs on messages. She was
-sent galloping to shops and warehouses to match ribbons
-and velvets, and all the while the wives and daughters of
-the city went on purchasing the modes of the year before
-last, as interpreted by vulgar minds, while spirit, delicacy,
-art, dash, millinery genius in fine, was actually within
-their reach! Not that Pamela Pounce had any desire<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[60]</span>
-to adorn them. Her aspirations flew very high. Some
-day she meant to be as great in her line as Eglantine
-herself, to exercise her talents upon heads as worth while
-as my Lady Kilcroney’s own.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re jealous of me, you cat!” It was thus she
-apostrophised the worthy Aunt Lydia in the solitude of
-her bare attic chamber. “You’re jealous of me. You
-know you’re an old maid and peevish, and I’m only
-twenty-three and better-looking than you ever were in
-your life, with twice your wits, though yours are as sharp
-as your elbows. You think I’d take the shine out of you,
-you lemon-faced thing! You know I’d toss up a bit of
-lace and feather for your ladyship’s boudoir cap, and that
-her ladyship would nigh faint with the ecstasy of it when
-she saw herself in the glass. And a sweet pretty creature
-she is—the one glimpse I ever had of her, and that through
-the door, you mean thing! Ah, give me a chance, and I
-swear the sedans and the carriages would be blocking the
-streets to get at me. But not if you can help it, old Miss
-Pounce! You’re to be the only important Miss Pounce
-in this world; that’s your little game! But ’tis not for
-nothing I’ve got it all in me!”</p>
-
-<p>And hugging her knees as she sat on her bed—the chair
-being too rickety to bear her fine proportions—Miss
-Pounce the younger would map out her future in glorious
-processions of feathers and head-dresses, hats and bonnets,
-wreaths and <i>négligés</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Through all the hardships, the dreary daily grind, the
-unkindness and the unremitting exertions, her star shone
-upon her with a light that never wavered. The first
-winter was a trying one, and Pamela found London,
-after Paris, a cruel, ugly place; a cruel cold one, and a
-cruel hard one. When the summer came, existence
-might be easier, but the hours were longer with the daylight,
-and there were nights when even Pamela’s high
-heart gave way, and she would drop on her pallet bed
-almost too exhausted to sleep. She had grown thin, and
-there was a certain fierceness in the fire of her bright grey<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[61]</span>
-eyes, as if they looked on all humanity as an enemy, by
-that July 16th, 1789, when my Lady Kilcroney’s woman
-wrote for the “blew feathers.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, drat!” said Mrs. Tabbishaw.</p>
-
-<p>She was just sitting down to her dinner at three o’clock
-in the afternoon of a torrid day. The reek of roast duck
-and sage and onions was succulently in the air, and there
-was a tankard of porter facing and winking amber bubbles
-beside her plate already.</p>
-
-<p>“Drat!” Mrs. Tabbishaw took a gulp of the porter,
-and waddled to the door to scream: “Those blue
-feathers, where the deuce were they put? Pamela!
-Pamela! I say, where is that girl? My chest is wore
-out screeching for her. Where’s Pamela, Miss Trotter,
-dear?”</p>
-
-<p>“Just a-setting down to bread-and-cheese in the
-scullery,” screamed a thin voice from the counting-house.</p>
-
-<p>“Setting down! It’s like her impidence! Send for
-her this moment, Miss Trotter. Tell her she’s got to take
-my Lady Kilcroney’s blue feathers to Hertford Street
-this very minute. Tell her it’s pressing, Miss Trotter.
-And stay, look out my lady’s bill, which Miss Pounce
-promised me to have settled this while back, and it
-twelve pound odd. Tell the chit to ask her aunt for it.
-I’m none too fond of letting fine ladies’ bills run up, and
-it all for odds and ends that are scarce worth my doing.
-And, hark ye, tell her she’ll have to hurry back too, with
-that pinking to finish to-night for Mrs. Alderman Gruntle’s
-cradle, and her eleventh due any time.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“For mercy’s sake, Aunt Lydia,” said Pamela Pounce,
-as much to that damsel’s surprise and annoyance she was
-ushered in upon her by Pompey, the black page. “Give
-me a bit of bread-and-butter, and a drink of Bohea, for
-I declare to Heaven I’m starving. And I’ve brought<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[62]</span>
-you the feathers. And they’re dyed a dreadful blue, I
-think; but once you give anything over to Mrs. Tabbishaw
-you get the mark of her paw upon it, and so I tell
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Twould be well if she put the mark of her paw
-upon you, miss, for your impidence. Bread-and-butter,
-quotha! And I’m sure ’tis a good thing if you are a
-trifle fined down from the gross size you was when you
-came back from Paris. ‘Dear me,’ says my lord’s new
-man to me, when he caught sight of you, ‘that’s a prize
-one! She’d make ten of you,’ he says; and him so
-genteel, I blushed to hear him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that fellow!” Pounce the younger tossed her
-head; “waylaying me on the stairs to say I couldn’t be
-a Pounce, being so—well, so vastly different from you,
-Aunt Lydia. And begging to see me home; as if I’d
-let him—a valet, indeed!”</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word!” Lydia’s faded, sallow, pretty
-countenance went a trifle more sallow, and looked considerably
-less pretty. “Who’s to talk of impidence, I’d
-like to know, and what do you expect, miss?”</p>
-
-<p>“Somebody considerably less like stripes and buttons.
-If I don’t get a gentleman one day, Aunt——”</p>
-
-<p>“A gentleman? La, hear her!”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll go single, like yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela’s full light grey eyes became abstracted. Anon,
-as she had turned in at the area railings, a young gentleman
-had dashed by her up the steps, and had set the
-knocker thundering against the panels of the hall door.
-As she had looked up he had looked down at her; and
-then he had smiled, and made a little gesture towards his
-hat, which if not the courtesy he would have paid to
-one of his own class, was nevertheless a genial, pleasant
-salute. She thought she had never seen so handsome
-a countenance; come under the gaze of such
-flashing dark eyes. There would be a lad for one
-who was lucky enough to be able to go in at the front
-door!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[63]</span>“And, indeed, miss——”</p>
-
-<p>Lydia wheeled round, and perceiving Pompey lingering,
-all one grin, tweaked his wool.</p>
-
-<p>“How dare you, you little blackamore! What are
-you doing here?”</p>
-
-<p>“He’s waiting for orders to get me a cup of chocolate
-and a bit of cake, aren’t you, Pompey?” cried the quite
-audacious Pamela. “I’m sure my Lady’ll never miss it.
-And as soon as I’ve got it to give, I’ll give you a crown-piece,
-Pompey.”</p>
-
-<p>She laughed on the little boy, and when Pamela Pounce
-laughed, she was something to look on; for her wide,
-fresh mouth curled so deliciously, and the corners of it
-went up so gaily, and she had such fine, white, even
-teeth, and as the dimples came and went, she gained
-such adorable little lines of fun about half-shut eyes,
-and the most engaging little crinkle in her cocked
-nose!</p>
-
-<p>“La!” Mrs. Tabbishaw’s slavey cast herself into her
-aunt’s arm-chair, untied the ribbons of her wide straw
-hat, and flung it on the table. She ran her long fingers,
-surprisingly white in spite of their toil, through the
-roughened curls of her chestnut hair, stretched her long
-legs luxuriously, and contemplating the dust on her
-shabby shoes: “Thought I should have dropped, I did,”
-she cried, “when I come into Shepherd’s Market—three
-big feathers and two little ones, Aunt Lydia!
-And, la! the blue! ’Tis the peacockest vile colour, I
-ever—— And oh, here’s my Lady’s bill! And old Tabby
-must have it paid. She’s all swears and spits and fur-flying
-about it, as it is. ‘Get your aunt to pay,’ she says,
-‘for her beggarly odds and ends that don’t bring an
-honest body a bit of worth while,’ and oh!” she
-yawned outrageously, “I’m to hurry back, no less,
-for Mrs. Alderman Gruntle’s eleventh is waiting on my
-pinking.”</p>
-
-<p>“My lady’s account!” Lydia snatched the written
-sheet from her niece’s hand: “Of all the—there, that’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[64]</span>
-what comes o’ dealing with them second-class shops.
-Mrs. Tabbishaw thinks my Lady can be treated like one
-of her City bodies, I declare.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not to go back without the money,” said
-Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure! And my Lady so put about as
-never! What with her new hat being such a failure, and
-her out of sorts too, over her gown for the Birthday,
-she about to take up her first turn as Lady-in-Waiting
-into the bargain—Court friends being that spiteful, and
-my Lord having the ill luck at Whites, and Bellairs’ young
-nephew, Mr. Jocelyn, an audacious, gaming, young
-rascal, if ever I see one, as set on the dice as my Lord,
-and him but a beggar, so to speak. And my Lady paying
-his passage back to India twice over, to my certain
-knowledge, and him losing it on the green cloth within
-the hour! Well, my Lady’s done with him, that’s one
-good thing. ’Tain’t the moment for Tabbishaw, and
-so I tell you!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, la!” Pamela had a graceful, lazy mockery
-in her eye and voice which, however ill-placed in one of
-her humble station, somehow became her. “My Lord
-must have been, indeed, uncommon out of luck, if my
-Lady Kilcroney, her as every one knows is a-rolling in
-old Bellairs’ money, can’t pay twelve sovereigns to a poor
-shop in the City. But give me back the bill, Aunt, and
-I’ll tell Mrs. Tabbishaw she’s got to wait till my Lord
-casts a better tot.”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Kilcroney’s maid gazed at her audacious relative
-as if deprived of speech. Nevertheless, in all her wrath
-there was a certain grudging admiration.</p>
-
-<p>“The girl’s as insolent as if she’d been born a
-lady!”</p>
-
-<p>The thought flashed across her mind as she whisked
-through the door brandishing the account. On the
-threshold the power of language returned to her.</p>
-
-<p>“As if twelve sovereigns wasn’t as many farthings to
-one of my Lady’s wealth!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[65]</span>Here she nearly cannoned against Pompey with a tray,
-and bidding him wait to be dealt with till his hands were
-empty of chocolate, disappeared, objurgating, down the
-passage.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was half-way through her second cup of chocolate,
-vastly refreshed and comforted by it, and the agreeable
-little cakes which had accompanied it, when her
-relative returned, with a red spot on either cheek bone,
-her nostrils dilated over panting breaths. She had all
-the air of one who emerges from a wrestle. The light of
-battle, was still in her eye, but of battle victorious.</p>
-
-<p>“Here, miss,” she cried, “thirteen sovereigns to settle
-your Tabbishaw, and milady says you can keep the
-change. Gave me all sorts, she did, being, as who should
-know better than I, from early morning, my dear, in as
-peevish a temper as ever was. And—and what she can
-do in that way,” said Lydia, turning up her eyes,
-“you’d never believe if you hadn’t seen, the world
-being made up of Diddumses. There wasn’t an item along
-here she didn’t have her scratch at, and in the end, she
-says: ‘For Heaven’s sake stop talking!’ (That’s how
-poor servants is treated).</p>
-
-<p>“‘You’ll have me reeling in the head,’ she says.
-‘Take thirteen sovereigns from my purse, and get out of
-my room and don’t let me hear another word of that there
-maddening bill!’ And so you can keep the change, my
-love. And, if you’d believe it, just out of cussedness, the
-young gentleman what’s annoyed her so prodigious has
-the boldness to come knocking at our hall door and
-demanding urgent, through Mr. Blandfoot, the butler,
-a few moments’ conversation with her ladyship. My Lady
-having given orders that he was not to be admitted,
-the scamp sends for the butler—well, that’s about dished
-him, I can tell you!</p>
-
-<p>“‘Tell him, Blandfoot,’ says my lady, ‘that I don’t
-give alms at the door. Tell him,’ she says, ‘to go and
-earn his living. I don’t hold,’ she says, ‘with able-bodied
-beggars!’”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[66]</span>“Oh,” said Pamela, her thoughts flying back with
-compassion to the dashing young gentleman on the
-doorstep, “what a cruel thing to say. ’Tis insulting
-misfortune.”</p>
-
-<p>“Insulting fiddlesticks! Here, hasten, you baggage,
-or you’ll lose your good place, and I’ve had enough of you
-for one day, I can tell you that.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what a darling, sweet auntie you are!” said the
-second Miss Pounce, as she tied on her shepherdess hat
-with knowing little peeps at the mirror. “’Tain’t any
-wonder I love you. Ta-ta.”</p>
-
-<p>She dropped the sovereigns into her worn reticule,
-kissed her hand from the door in sarcastic farewell, and
-departed.</p>
-
-<p>With fourteen shillings and twopence to the good in her
-pocket, Pamela felt a singular sense of independence.
-Instead of hurrying back into the heat, crowd, and toil of
-Cheapside, she turned her steps towards Hyde Park, the
-green boughs of which seemed to beckon to her from the
-top of the street.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll go and sit under the trees,” thought the girl.
-“An idea for a hat has come into my mind, and I’ll work
-it out and let Mrs. Alderman Gruntle and her cradle and
-the pinking go to the deuce.”</p>
-
-<p>She found a retired spot in the shade, and, the turf
-being dry and inviting, stretched herself luxuriously at
-full length to stare upwards at the odd little triangles and
-stars of blue sky visible through the interlacing leaves
-above her.</p>
-
-<p>Composing her hat with the zest of a poet his verses,
-she lay at ease, in great content, when she was startled
-by the sound of rapid footsteps on the sward.</p>
-
-<p>She sat up and beheld a young man, a very fine and
-modish-looking young gentleman indeed, who advanced
-with great strides, brought himself to a sudden halt
-within the shady little dell, and casting swift looks from
-side to side, as if to make sure he was not observed, flung
-his hat on the ground and stood staring.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[67]</span>Pamela, shielded from observation by a clump of bushes,
-watched with a sudden and inexplicable feeling of apprehension,
-which grew as she caught sight of a drawn
-countenance, deathly pale.</p>
-
-<p>“For sure,” thought she, “the poor gentleman’s
-desperate!”</p>
-
-<p>The next instant she sprang to her feet with a scream;
-he had drawn a pistol from his breast pocket and, with
-an odd jerk, almost as if forced by some malevolent
-power which he could not withstand, raised it to his
-temple.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was one of those rare beings in whom swift wits
-unite with swift action. She hurled herself upon the
-would-be suicide and wrenched the weapon from his
-hand. For a strange moment they stood facing each
-other, eye into eye. It seemed to her as if the whole
-world held nothing but those mad eyes of his, dilated,
-starting, haunted; the pupils were contracting and expanding
-in the violet irises as with some dreadful
-pulse of his heart. Suddenly his whole being relaxed;
-he smiled.</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens,” she cried, “’tis the young gentleman
-on the doorstep!”</p>
-
-<p>“And you,” said he, “are the young lady in the area.
-If the next world’s as odd as this, ’twill be a vastly comic
-place.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” cried Pamela, who did not at all like this
-reference to Eternity. Still less did she like the manner
-in which he put out his hand towards the pistol.</p>
-
-<p>“By your leave, my dear. My property, I believe?”</p>
-
-<p>She strove to avoid his grasp; she fought to keep the
-weapon in her hand. “Why, what farce is this?” he
-exclaimed, laughing. “What do you imagine, my good
-girl? May not an actor practise his greatest scene
-without——? Why, what prodigious nonsense have
-you got into your pretty head? The things’s not even
-loaded!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but what did you say yourself just now?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[68]</span>She was a vigorous creature, and terror lent her
-strength. She remained in possession of the dangerous
-implement.</p>
-
-<p>“What did I say? I merely tried the effect of my
-most telling speech upon you—with fine result. If my
-public are as impressionable——”</p>
-
-<p>Once more he stretched out his hand, but, leaping from
-him, the girl raised the pistol, aimed at the nearest bush,
-pulled the trigger, and fired.</p>
-
-<p>As the reverberations died away she turned a face,
-drained of colour but triumphant, upon him.</p>
-
-<p>“So much for your story, Mr. Actor!” cried
-she.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, you’re too quick for me!” he answered, with
-a moody change, thrust his hands into his pockets, began
-to pace the dell backwards and forwards before her,
-kicking his hat each time he passed it.</p>
-
-<p>She thought that he was no more than a boy, for all his
-manly growth, and her heart went out to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Here, give me the pistol,” he said. “Tush, child,
-’tis safe enough for the moment. We’ll be having the
-park-keeper upon us to see who’s been murdered. Let
-us look innocent.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, oh,” she shuddered, “if I had not been
-there!”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, my dear, I’m in no mood to thank you, I protest.
-Yet ’tis something to have had a vision of a pretty
-face and a kind, womanly spirit at the last.”</p>
-
-<p>“There you go again! Sir, sir!”</p>
-
-<p>She surrendered the smoking pistol, and, as he slipped
-it into his pocket:</p>
-
-<p>“Farewell, my dear,” said he.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, no!” She clutched his arm by both hands.
-“You shall not go till you have promised me—promised
-me on your honour as a gentleman to spare
-yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>“I could do that, on my honour,” he answered her;
-“but that I will not quibble before such true eyes.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[69]</span>
-Nevertheless it is to spare myself that I seek death. You
-bid me on my honour. ’Tis because I cannot live dishonoured
-that I hold this pistol to my temples. ’Tis not
-that I don’t love life as well as another man, or better.
-’Fore Heaven, it is because I have loved life too well. Had
-I as much as a guinea in my pocket I would have defied
-Fate. When I stood on those steps and rapped that
-knocker a while ago, I swear I had as little thought of
-blowing my brains out as you had. When you and I
-smiled at each other I thought this world a very good
-place, I do assure you. That woman in her fine house
-yonder, rolling in luxury, with her lap dog and her
-chocolate and her black page, her jewels and her laces,
-her silks and her satins; all in her cushions; that woman,
-I say, who finds the Bellairs’ money of so vast a use to
-spend, might have given me a ten-pound note out of her
-store. When all’s said and done, I’m the only Bellairs
-left. And, if but a nephew by marriage, nevertheless
-the last kin of her old Nabob. Ten pounds I asked of her—that
-contemptible sum! And what did I receive?
-The vilest insult, through the most insulting medium.
-Odds my life, when I think of it——”</p>
-
-<p>He clenched his hands.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela stood, reflecting profoundly, one needle-marked
-finger to her lip, her white brow drawn together under
-the shade of her hat.</p>
-
-<p>Ten pounds to save a man’s honour. It seemed indeed
-a strangely small sum! As if he read her thought, he
-broke forth:</p>
-
-<p>“I dreamt last night, three times over, that I tossed a
-double six at tric-trac, and ’tis the sixteenth of July and
-I am twenty-six. My Lord Sanquhar promised to give
-me my revenge at the Six Bells at six of the clock. ’Twas
-such a conjunction of luck as could not fail. I would have
-won back my I.O.U.’s. I would have returned my Lady
-Kilcroney the passage money to India. She wants to
-ship me to India, my dear, the inconvenient poor relation.
-Ah, she need not fear. I shall beg from her no more.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[70]</span>
-What a farce it has all been! ’Tis time to put an end
-to it. Bless you for your sweet looks, my pretty child.
-Think of me only as one who, after life’s fitful fever,
-sleeps well. Aha! I shall sleep better I dare say, than
-my Lady Kilcroney when she has read the letter I sent
-to her anon!”</p>
-
-<p>“One moment, Mr. Bellairs, since that’s your name,”
-said Pamela Pounce, with her wide, lovely smile. She
-dived into her reticule, and began to gather the coins
-together with counting digits. “If you’ll condescend to
-borrow of a person who goes in by the area gates, here are
-thirteen sovereigns at your service. I’ve just had a long
-bill paid me. And, oh,” cried Pamela, suddenly and
-unexpectedly bursting into tears, “I wish they were
-three hundred!”</p>
-
-<p>“Gracious heavens!” said the young gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>“If you don’t take them I’ll never know another
-happy moment,” sobbed Pamela. “Oh, how could
-I? Oh, sir, don’t say ‘No,’ because I am just a poor
-girl.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay then. I won’t say ‘No.’ Upon my soul, I don’t
-care if you go in at the coal hole, you’ve the finest spirit
-and the prettiest face, ay, and the warmest heart I’ve
-ever met in woman.”</p>
-
-<p>He held out his hand, and she put the money into it.
-He hesitated then, and looked at her; and perhaps
-because of some warning that flashed through her wet
-eyes, or perhaps because of some innate spring of good
-breeding in him, he only kissed the hand that had been
-strong to save him.</p>
-
-<p>“Pray, what o’clock is it?” He struck his waistcoat,
-where a black ribbon made pretence for a missing watch.
-“My time piece has gone the way of most of my possessions.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis past five,” she said, “by the shadows.”</p>
-
-<p>The country girl had not forgotten her lore.</p>
-
-<p>“Past five,” cried he, “and I due at the Six Bells!
-If you will move a step, my dear, I will pick up my hat.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[71]</span>“Allow me, sir,” said she. “Hats are my business.”</p>
-
-<p>She lifted the felt from the grass, dusted it with her
-arm, pushed out the dent where he had kicked it, and
-gave each corner a perfectly unnecessary twist.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m in the millinery,” said she, as she handed it
-to him.</p>
-
-<p>“I thought there was something remarkably elegant
-about your headgear,” he observed. “And pray oblige
-me with your address, that I may know where to return
-my loan, for the conviction grows in me that I am destined
-to win and to live.”</p>
-
-<p>She knew that sense of victory; it was akin to the conviction
-of her own confident soul; but while she smiled
-she pondered. Then she said demurely:</p>
-
-<p>“My name is Pamela Pounce, sir. If you will
-inquire for me, care of my aunt, Miss Lydia Pounce,
-own woman to my Lady Kilcroney, ’twill be the safest
-address.”</p>
-
-<p>He gave her a quaint look, bowed profoundly, and
-hurried away.</p>
-
-<p>“The safest address,” he murmured, as he went. “Ah,
-Pamela, you’re one of the wise virgins!”</p>
-
-<p>Then he laughed.</p>
-
-<p>“Farce did I call it? And I set for the blackest
-tragedy! Nay, ’tis a mighty delicate comedy, and we’re
-but at the first act of it.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela stood gazing after the retreating figure.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” said she to herself, “I have the choice of three
-roads. I must go—to Bridewell, to the river, or to Aunt
-Lydia. It had better be to Aunt Lydia.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“Stripes and buttons,” who had not forgotten how the
-younger Miss Pounce had snubbed him on their first
-meeting, informed her that she might “hunt up the old
-girl for herself”; her ladyship having gone out her ladyship’s
-woman, if not in her own apartment, might be
-found in her ladyship’s chamber.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[72]</span>And here indeed, with a not altogether comfortably
-beating heart, Pamela confronted her aunt.</p>
-
-<p>Lydia stared, as if beholding a ghost.</p>
-
-<p>“La, whatever’s to do?”</p>
-
-<p>“The money’s gone,” said Pamela with great firmness.</p>
-
-<p>She had made up her mind from the first that nothing
-should induce her to betray either the unfortunate
-young gentleman or her own rash interference with his
-concerns.</p>
-
-<p>“Gone? Gone, miss?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela opened her reticule and mutely took out from
-it a vinaigrette, three pennies, a sixpence, and a pocket
-handkerchief, and showed the remaining vacuum to
-Lydia’s horrified eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“But how in the name of goodness could such a thing
-happen?”</p>
-
-<p>“You lend me the money, aunt, and I’ll pay you back
-faithful, and I’ll trim you all your hats for three years
-for nothing into the bargain.”</p>
-
-<p>But with an action of little bony hands which typified
-her patronymic, Miss Pounce seized the reticule from her
-niece. She shook it, and tested it; she held it up to the
-light, she pulled its lining out. Then she tried the clasp,
-which fastened with a snap as uncompromising as that
-which now closed her own tight jaws.</p>
-
-<p>Still, without speaking, she looked volumes at the
-milliner’s assistant.</p>
-
-<p>“I declare as I’m a living woman, aunt,” asseverated
-the sinner, “that I have no more notion what’s become
-of the gold than you have yourself. And all I can tell
-you is”—her courage rose with the sense of this perfect
-adherence to the truth—“that as I left this house it
-was jingling in that bag, and when last I looked there
-wasn’t one left. And if you don’t come to my aid—why,
-you know what Madame Tabbishaw is? She’ll
-always say I stole them. Come, you’ll lend me the
-money, I know you will, for father’s sake, and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[73]</span>
-name’s sake. We Pounces ain’t never been called
-thieves, aunt.”</p>
-
-<p>Her voice shook, for suddenly the word stung her,
-unrepentant though she remained.</p>
-
-<p>“Lend you!” Miss Lydia let herself fall into my
-lady’s own rosy-cushioned chair and broke into piercing
-remonstrance.</p>
-
-<p>How in the name of goodness was she to find such a
-sum? Did Pamela think she was made of gold? Here
-was a return for all her kindness! A girl who was so
-wickedly careless—likely to keep her promises, indeed!
-She that ought to be racking her brains to pay back her
-dear auntie for all her sacrifices.</p>
-
-<p>“Thirty pounds, miss, it cost me to send you to Paris,
-and you to be so unprincipled as to let Madame Eglantine’s
-husband take to ogling you. And it’s paying me
-back you ought to be, instead of having the brazenness
-to ask me for thirteen pounds. And indeed, miss, it’s not
-thirteen pounds I’ll give you; no, not a farthing more
-than the sum of the bill. You that might have had
-fourteen and tuppence!”</p>
-
-<p>She suddenly broke off, sat up straight, and pointed a
-finger at her niece with a sharp throw.</p>
-
-<p>“Where did you go to, miss, when you left this
-house? Straight, now! What? You went and sat
-under the trees in the park? Upon my word, I never!
-And how long might you have been a-sitting there?
-You don’t know. Better and better. You went to
-sleep, miss, with that there bag full of gold. Oh,
-you——”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela drooped her head, receiving the indictment
-as with the humility of a guilty conscience, though she
-was considerably relieved by the solution which the older
-Miss Pounce had found for herself.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly Lydia bounced out of her seat.</p>
-
-<p>“Mercy on us, here’s my Lady!” cried she. And then,
-with a scream: “Mercy on us!” she cried again. “What
-in the world has happened?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[74]</span>Pamela stared. My Lady Kilcroney it was indeed,
-to judge by a fine feathered hat and a delicate flutter of
-muslins, but a vastly different Lady Kilcroney from the
-charming, happy little lady of Pamela’s remembrance.
-A small figure with a stricken face crawled into the room,
-and, as Lydia rushed forward, nearly swooned against
-her.</p>
-
-<p>“My Lady, my Lady, what is it?” cried the maid in
-genuine concern, guiding her mistress’s form to the chair
-she had herself but just vacated.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, oh, oh!” moaned my Lady. “Oh, in the name
-of Heaven, send for my Lord? Oh, Lydia, the letter,
-the letter!”</p>
-
-<p>Both women then saw that in a little gloved
-hand my Lady Kilcroney was clutching an open
-sheet. Lydia took it into her own grasp and glanced
-at it.</p>
-
-<p>“Mercy on us!” then cried she for the third time.
-“That dratted young man you’ve been so good to!
-Well, if ever was anything so ungrateful! To go and
-put an end to himself, just to spite you! Never you take
-on, my Lady, he’s no great loss, I protest. A good
-riddance, say I.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, oh, oh!” Kitty Kilcroney sat up and wrung her
-hands. “Was ever any woman so punished for a fit of
-temper? Oh, Lydia! Oh! I shall never smile again!
-’Twas my Lord being so late in yestereven from White’s,
-mad-stupid with his losses. And, oh, the night I had,
-trying to show him the error of his ways and the vast
-folly of not letting bad be when the luck’s against him.
-And him going off in a huff, God knows where, before I’d
-as much as swallowed my chocolate! And Mrs. Mirabel’s
-hat coming on the top of it, and it is a sight to frighten
-the crows after all my trouble. And my gown for Her
-Majesty’s birthday the wrong yellow, and no time to get
-another! And for the wretched boy to come to me then,
-with his horrid tale of the dice and the cards, as bad as
-my Lord’s own, him without a farthing but my bounty!<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[75]</span>
-Oh, oh, ’twas true I insulted him! What’s that you say?
-<i>Who are you, pray?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>She had dropped her cries of anguish to speak with
-the irritability of the afflicted.</p>
-
-<p>“I am your woman Lydia’s niece.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela went down on her knees before the little distracted
-lady, and spoke very gently and deliberately as
-to a child; and the while she spoke Kitty’s eyes
-widened on her smiling countenance as if they beheld an
-angel’s.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs has not committed suicide, my
-Lady Kilcroney, nor will he do so, because I took the
-pistol out of his grasp. Yes, my Lady, I, with these
-hands. And I gave him the thirteen pounds you sent
-me to pay Mrs. Tabbishaw’s bill. Thirteen pounds!
-And he went away to gamble with them at the ‘Six Bells,’
-and he was quite sure that he was going to win all his
-money back from Lord Sanquhar with the help of them,
-and I am quite sure, too, for him. Says he ‘My luck is
-turned.’ And——”</p>
-
-<p>She was interrupted.</p>
-
-<p>“And that’s what happened to my Lady’s money. Oh,
-you deceitful wretch! Oh, you vile young thief!”</p>
-
-<p>Lydia forgot everything but her indignation. Her
-gimlet tones might have disturbed the dead, but neither
-my Lady nor Pamela paid the smallest heed to her, for
-Kitty Kilcroney had flung herself upon the young milliner’s
-neck, and, shedding tears of joy, called her the most
-incomparable girl, the noblest creature, the nearest thing
-to a seraph that had ever walked a world of woe.</p>
-
-<p>They were both as keen of wit one as the other, and it
-was wonderful how, with scarce a question and answer,
-the whole story came out.</p>
-
-<p>“You turned into the park, you did not know why?
-Ah, but I know why! ’Twas Providence, child. A
-most merciful act of Providence! And you saw his
-desperate face? Oh, I can scarce bear it! You wrenched
-the pistol from his very hand? Oh, if I live to be a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[76]</span>
-hundred, how can I be grateful enough to Heaven and to
-you? Rash and unfortunate young man! You gave
-him thirteen pounds? He only asked me for ten. Oh,
-where did you say he had gone to? I must send after
-him. Lydia, bid the carriage round again. I must go
-myself. And you shall go with me, child. Oh, you
-shall indeed!”</p>
-
-<p>“Since her Ladyship’s in such a fine mood of generosity,”
-cried Lydia, who occasionally presumed on
-fourteen years’ service, “perhaps she’ll pay Mrs. Tabbishaw’s
-bill over again? Or else my niece will be getting
-into trouble, and she needn’t look to me to get her out of
-it, lying to my very face!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was standing before her mirror, happily setting
-her flounces into trim, like a ruffled bird its feathers.</p>
-
-<p>“And why did you never tell me you had such a niece,
-Lydia, I should like to know? And what do you mean
-by burying a fine young woman like that with a creature
-like Tabbishaw? <i>Ugh!</i>”</p>
-
-<p>My Lady’s nerves were pardonably on edge. The
-shriek that escaped her as my Lord Kilcroney marched
-into the room was as piercing as Lydia’s own.</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens, my Lord, you’ll be the death of me!
-You should have married Susan Verney, you should
-indeed, or someone with a cast-iron constitution.
-Stay——”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty’s frowns were never of long duration, and she
-was in no mood for frowning! “You’ve come in the
-very nick of time, my dearest love. Do I not hear your
-coach without? Hasten, hasten to the tavern of the
-‘Six Bells.’ Pray, where is it, my dear? Oh, doubtless
-you know, dearest Denis. And you will ask for Jocelyn
-Bellairs. You know, Denis, poor young Bellairs?”</p>
-
-<p>“Faith, then, I’ve been beforehand with you, me
-darling!” said my Lord.</p>
-
-<p>He was running Pamela’s straight young figure up and
-down with the eye of the connoisseur as he stood there,
-a handsome, devil-may-care gentleman; one who patronised<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[77]</span>
-so superlative a tailor, wore such fine lawns and laces,
-and had withal so monstrous elegant a frame whereon
-to hang them that a trifle of a loop hanging here or a
-button loose there merely pointed to a genteel carelessness.</p>
-
-<p>“Faith, I’ve been beforehand with you! Meeting my
-Lord Sanquhar anon, he took me to the ‘Six Bells,’ where
-he had a rendezvous with your <i>poor</i> young relative,
-Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs. And bejabers,” cried my Lord,
-with his favourite Irish oath, “if that young rascal
-hasn’t cleaned both me and my Lord Sanquhar as bare as
-Mother Hubbard’s cupboard.”</p>
-
-<p>He paused; the investigating eye fixed itself with a
-guilty twinkle upon his Kitty’s countenance, where a
-mixture of strange emotions were struggling for expression.
-And suddenly Lydia clapped her hands and broke into
-eldritch laughter. Whereat my Lady also made her
-choice of emotions, and laughed too.</p>
-
-<p>“And troth, mavourneen,” said my Lord, delighted
-to find the situation so unexpectedly agreeable, “I’m
-here to say ’twas you were in the right of it the live-long
-night. There’s not a ha’porth of good in trying to force
-fortune when the jade has made up her mind to flout ye.
-And I’ll take your advice, me darling, and go with you
-into the country the moment we get those devils of
-I O U’s settled, till it’s time for you to abandon me for
-that dashed damnation Court of yours!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I can’t scold you!” cried his wife. “But, oh,
-why <i>did</i> you abandon me all day? ’Twas cruel unkind
-of you, and I dare swear if you’d been here ’twould never
-have happened; for you’d not see a fellow dicer go
-wanting for a ten-pound note, my Lord, if I know you!
-Oh, read that letter, Denis, and you’ll understand. And
-if it had not been for Lydia’s niece here, admirable girl!
-who took the pistol out of his very hand in the park, and
-gave him her employer’s money—oh, if it were not for
-this noble, clever young woman, where should I be now?”</p>
-
-<p>“You needn’t worry about the bill, aunt,” said Pamela,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[78]</span>
-with the perfect composure that compelled that person’s
-disapproving admiration. “I gave your address to Mr.
-Bellairs, and, as he will certainly be punctual with repayment,
-her Ladyship will perhaps kindly allow me to remain
-until he calls with the money?”</p>
-
-<p>There was nothing my Lady Kilcroney would have
-refused Miss Pounce the younger at that moment, and
-the milliner’s assistant proceeded to add to her obligations.</p>
-
-<p>“If your Ladyship would trust me with the retrimming
-of Miss Mirabel’s hat meanwhile, I make bold to say I
-could alter it to your satisfaction——”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[79]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER IV</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">Showing Storm Within and Without</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">There</span> are some who seem to be destined always to keep
-on top as the wheel of life revolves; no matter how others
-may suffer from the law of its relentless motion.</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney (still in the minds of those who
-had first known her in her brilliant widowhood “Incomparable
-Bellairs!”) might be counted among the rare
-ones who are thus miraculously favoured.</p>
-
-<p>Beauty, wit, charm, wealth, rank and the irresistible
-dash of the born leader she had already possessed; now
-she had attained to Court favour: she was Lady-in-Waiting
-to Queen Charlotte! It is scarcely necessary
-to add that she had become a power in the world; should
-she choose to exercise her influence on behalf of anyone
-clever and virtuous enough to profit of it, that person’s
-fortune might be regarded as safe.</p>
-
-<p>So do great planets, following their allotted orbits,
-carry in their wake lesser stars that bask and shine in a
-reflected light!</p>
-
-<p>In the instance of Miss Pamela Pounce the luminary
-thus lifted into prominence, possessed a very considerable
-power of shining on her own account; and,
-once her position in the hemisphere assured, she required
-no borrowed brilliancy.</p>
-
-<p>In other words, my Lady Kilcroney’s recommendation
-obtained for Pamela Pounce a new start in life. Madame
-Mirabel, exceedingly dissatisfied with her head milliner,
-aware that Madame Eglantine of Paris was growing sleek
-on the very cream of her rightful British custom, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[80]</span>
-being moreover much struck with Pamela’s genteel
-appearance, her manner and her aptitude, was all readiness
-to oblige so distinguished a client as my Lady
-Kilcroney, and give the young woman a trial.</p>
-
-<p>Before the autumn of her disastrous summer had
-waned, the younger Miss Pounce found herself firmly
-established in the very position which had been the
-object of her wildest dream. She was head of the millinery
-department of the great Bond Street mantua maker.</p>
-
-<p>Like her unexpected patroness, it might seem that her
-cup of happiness was full. But there is no factor in
-the calculations of existence so easily forgotten as that
-most important item of all; the human heart.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela, in making her courageous plan of life, had
-forgotten to reckon with her heart!</p>
-
-<p>And this tiresome, irresponsible, uncontrollable organ
-began to trouble her exceedingly. In those hours of
-leisure when she was not concocting delightful schemes
-for the breaking of other people’s hearts—for every one
-knows what a killing hat will do—she found herself considerably
-inconvenienced by the peculiar conduct of her
-own.</p>
-
-<p>Said Miss Polly Popple, of the millinery department,
-to Miss Clara Smithson, the book-keeper:</p>
-
-<p>“You mark my words, my dear, there’s something up
-with that young woman Pounce! She’ll be getting
-herself into a regular scandal with that dashing young
-spark of hers! And if she ain’t got something on her
-conscience already ... I don’t know the signs!”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Smithson leant forward, wheezing heavily.</p>
-
-<p>“Providence ain’t always unjust, Polly,” she said,
-“and people do come by their rights, no matter how
-many viscountesses is against them!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” said Polly, swelling her fine bust, and looking
-at herself in the fly-blown glass which hung over the
-chimney in the little room at the back of the Bond Street
-shop where she was sitting, after hours, with her friend.
-“That was a bit of jobbery, that was! There isn’t one<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[81]</span>
-in the establishment, I do believe, that wasn’t struck all
-of a heap when they heard that a strange young female
-was put into old Mrs. Dodder’s place instead of me,
-which the next in rank is always, by law, you might say,
-entitled to. Lady Kilcroney being that prodigious in
-the fashion—not that I was ever one to admire her;
-give me breeding!—and Madame Mirabel being so set on
-cutting out Madame Eglantine—not that she ever will,
-and you mark my words, for London ain’t Paris, I say,
-and that I’ll maintain, and you may talk yourself blue
-in the face, Clara, and you won’t alter that! If it hadn’t
-been for that put-up job, ’tis I’d have been head of the
-millinery here this moment.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Polly Popple’s case was clear, but Miss Smithson’s
-reasons for disliking Pamela were perhaps more
-abstruse. She talked big of the claims of friendship, of
-her sympathy for Miss Popple, and also of a “rising
-within her,” which with her was an infallible sign of
-“something fishy” in somebody else. But the truth
-was that the new-comer’s radiant youth, her success, her
-spirit of enterprise, had started the base passion of envy
-in Miss Smithson’s withered breast; a passion the more
-prejudicial that it flourishes entirely outside the pale of
-reason! She listened very greedily, therefore, to Miss
-Popple’s rapid exposition of her suspicions. Between
-gossip, malice, and inventiveness, the new head milliner’s
-character seemed indeed in a parlous condition when
-Miss Popple concluded.</p>
-
-<p>That wheezing breath of Miss Smithson’s was drawn
-with ever-increased intensity.</p>
-
-<p>“Walking with the young gentleman late of an evening
-in the Green Park! Upon my word! If it had been
-you that had seen her last night, now, Miss Popple dear,
-instead of that poor foundling of a Mary Jane, which
-Madame Mirabel was saying only yesterday could scarce
-be trusted to match a skein of blue silk, I’d go to Madame
-Mirabel this minute with it, I would, being so to speak,
-a cousin——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[82]</span>“Beware what you does, Miss Smithson, you’ll ruin
-all. Give her rope.”</p>
-
-<p>“Rope, Miss Popple?”</p>
-
-<p>“Rope to hang herself with,” said Miss Popple vindictively.
-“That’s in a manner of speaking. Plain,
-she’ll give herself away or he’ll give her away,” she had
-an ill-natured giggle, “so as we give them time. It’s his
-game to give her away, a devil-may-care hand, some
-young buck who only wants to have her at his mercy,
-just for his fun. Wasn’t he after her here—open—three
-afternoons out of last week?”</p>
-
-<p>“After her here?” Miss Smithson again repeated
-her friend’s last words. She was exceedingly shocked.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, mercy to goodness,” she went on in horrified
-tones: “Ain’t it the rule of the house? No male
-belongings is allowed after the young ladies here if
-they were grandfathers itself. And they churchwardens.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, tush, Smithson,” interrupted Polly contemptuously.
-“Of course my sly young beau comes dangling
-in with some lady friend, to help her to choose a hat—<i>by
-way of</i>—” Polly winked. “Toosday, it was Mrs. Lafone
-as brought him, or, to be correct, he brought her, which,
-knowing the minx as I do—I refers here to Mrs. Lafone—’tis
-my intimate conviction ’tis he will pay for that
-there hat! But, as you knows, Miss Smithson, and none
-better, ladies’ morals ain’t our concern, thanks be, so
-long as we keeps our own respectable.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Smithson admitted this regrettable truth with a
-doleful sigh. Polly took another pull at the brew of hot
-spiced beer which they had concocted for their comfort
-this cold December night, and proceeded:</p>
-
-<p>“Thursday, if Mr. Stafford doesn’t bring him along
-all innocent! He, with his handsome lady on his arm,
-up from Windsor for the day, to buy her a stylish head
-for a Christmas present. And, ‘What are you doing,
-looking in at a hat-shop window, Bellairs,’ says he, laughing
-and joking (’tis his way, my dear, a very agreeable<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[83]</span>
-gentleman!) ‘Gad,’ says he, ‘you’ve not got a wife to
-run you up bills! Your chinkers goes hopping out on
-hosses and dice and cards, and what not! Selfish fellows
-you bachelors are!’ And Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, bowing
-to Mr. Stafford and declaring he only wished he had other
-people’s luck—and indeed, Miss Smithson, Mrs. Stafford
-is a real beauty!—but all the while, my dear, who is he
-looking at and ogling and taking occasion to whisper to—but
-Miss Pounce, if you please! And if I didn’t see the
-way her kerchief lace was quivering with the palpitation
-of her heart, and her hands shaking as she took down
-heads for Mrs. Stafford and held them up for her—well,
-my name’s not Popple.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Smithson leant over the sulky coal fire and lifted
-the saucepan from the hob to refill her glass. Her own
-hands shook. That Pamela was a disgrace and would
-bring discredit on the whole house of Mirabel! She felt
-it in her bones.</p>
-
-<p>“You may say so, dear.” As her friend drank, Polly
-Popple tendered her own tumbler for replenishment, murmuring
-parenthetically, however: (“Not a drop more,
-love. I never did hold with stimulants, only you were so
-pressing and it is a foggy night, I won’t deny, and a drop
-of cordial, a mere medical precaution, so to speak)—you
-may say so,” the slighted young lady of the bonnet
-department took up her theme with fresh gusto. “And
-you’d say so a million times more if you had seen them
-to-day. For Mr. Jocelyn comes in with my Lady Kilcroney—and
-oh! the bold brazenness of it!—there he
-stands behind my Lady’s chair and Pounce—La! I
-declare I’d have been sorry for her if she wasn’t what she
-is, the baggage—red and white and not knowing where
-to put her eyes with him signalling to her. Yes, and if
-he did not thrust a letter into her hand as I went out,
-you may set me down a liar. And her stuffing it into
-her kerchief under my very nose!”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t, dear, don’t,” moaned Miss Smithson, beating
-the air with her bony hand. Then, after a long pause,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[84]</span>
-during which she seemed to be painfully bringing her
-virginal mind to confront the awful pictures just presented
-to it, she went on acridly: “There’ll be a bust
-up. When a girl comes to that <i>pint</i> of disreputableness
-things is bound to happen. It can’t go on like this—you
-mark my words.”</p>
-
-<p>Now, strangely enough, barring the inexactitude of the
-premise, such a conclusion had just formed itself in
-Pamela’s own mind.</p>
-
-<p>It could not go on. Something was bound to happen.
-She had saved the life of Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs; and he had
-demonstrated his gratitude by promptly falling head
-over heels in love with her. So far, so good; or rather,
-so far, so bad, where a dashing young gentleman of
-expensive habits, small principle and remarkable fascination
-and a young person of the working classes are
-concerned. For the mischief of it was she had fallen in
-love with him. Poor Pamela, with her high spirit, her
-clear brain and her strong courage, to be betrayed by a
-heart as vulnerable as any silly girl’s of the lot! She was
-clear-sighted enough to know that, stripped of the golden
-glamour, the path of her romance led to a very ugly gulf.
-She despised herself for her weakness. She had no
-illusions on the quality of the attachment offered to her
-by Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, but, as the short December days
-dropped away to Christmas, she found, growing within
-her, a dangerous new self; a reckless creature who cried:
-<i>The Devil might take the consequences; a girl was young but
-once; you found your fate, and had to clasp him or lose him;
-the one man you could love, and him only, or go wanting to
-your grave!</i></p>
-
-<p>“I know it’s death and destruction some time,” said
-Pamela to herself, sitting hugging her knees in the neat
-little chamber in Shepherd Street, where she lodged with
-a most respectable widow woman who had once seen
-better times, “but isn’t it death and destruction anyhow
-and at once if I have to give him up?”</p>
-
-<p>She re-read the letter he had slipped into her hand—the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[85]</span>
-audacious fellow—a few hours ago at Madame
-Mirabel’s.</p>
-
-<p class="center">“<i>It must be yes or no, my darling lovely girl.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>My darling, lovely girl. That was what his eyes were
-always saying, and oh! it was sweet!</p>
-
-<p>It must be yes or no! She told herself that if she
-couldn’t say yes, it was still more impossible to say no.
-Backwards and forwards she struggled with the insolvable
-problem, till her tallow candle expired with a
-great stench, and she was left in darkness and misery.
-Worn out with her long day she fell at last asleep, to be
-wakened by the call of a cock in Shepherd’s Market.
-Perhaps it was this farmyard cry which, weaving into her
-consciousness, had made her dream so strongly of the old
-place at home. When she woke she could hardly believe
-she was not in the billowing four-poster in the great attic,
-with pretty Sister Susie asleep beside her.</p>
-
-<p>Again the cold, foggy, bleak London morning was rent
-by the crow of the cock. Then Pamela knew where she
-was, and she knew something else, too.</p>
-
-<p>That other self which had got into her must not be
-listened to on any account. It must indeed be stamped
-out of existence with the utmost promptitude.</p>
-
-<p>Now Pamela was considerably wiser than most young
-women in her position. She took a sensible resolution.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll go to Mrs. Mirabel this very morning,” she
-decided, “and ask for a Christmas holiday. She won’t
-refuse me, being the good-natured soul she is, and me so
-useful to her. And once I get home and feel mother’s
-arms about me—there! I know I’ll be all right. I
-needn’t be afraid of myself any more.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce took seat in the Dover coach. She was
-in a sedate flutter, an admirably dignified bustle. She
-knew to the fraction of an inch the amount of space to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[86]</span>
-which she was entitled, and she possessed herself of it
-determinedly. She had, besides her own agreeable
-person, divers bandboxes and loose parcels to place, and
-this she did with an amiable assurance that put protest
-to the blush, and set other passengers’ pretensions in a
-gross light. When her arrangements were concluded
-she heaved a sigh, presented a vague smile, and lay back,
-her hands folded, to survey the other travellers at leisure.
-She was herself better worth looking at than any of the
-coach-load, which contained a foreign couple, one or two
-of the usual bagmen on the road to France, a Dover shopkeeper,
-a farmer’s wife, and an elderly gentleman of
-delicate and serious mien, who drew an old calf-bound
-volume from a shabby bag, and fixed large gold-mounted
-spectacles upon his high, transparent nose
-with all the air of one prepared with solace for the
-journey.</p>
-
-<p>But as he sat exactly opposite Miss Pamela Pounce, his
-shrewd, cold eyes wandered ever and anon from the print
-to fix itself upon her, as though—which was indeed the
-fact—he were puzzled in what category to place her.
-It was obvious to Sir Edward Cheveral, who, though
-impoverished, was himself a gentleman of the first water,
-that the ambulent nymph in front of him was not of his
-class, perfect as was the fit of her grey riding coat, refined
-and reposeful as were the hands in their long grey gloves,
-tasteful in its coquettishness as was the grey riding toque,
-set on chestnut curls, and suitably as these curling
-tresses, unpowdered, were smoothed away to be tied
-with a wide black ribbon at the back of the long proud
-throat.</p>
-
-<p>In the first instance, no young person of family with
-such claims to distinction as her elaborate travelling gear
-pointed to, would be voyaging in the public coach
-unattended; in the second, in her quiet ease, and
-the full yet not immodest assurance of her glance,
-the manners of one accustomed to fight the world for
-herself were very obvious; in the third, there was an<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[87]</span>
-indefinable lack of the never-to-be-mistaken stamp of
-breeding.</p>
-
-<p>“For all your clever counterfeit, my good girl,”
-reflected Sir Everard, “you haven’t the ring of the guinea
-gold.”</p>
-
-<p>Yet he reproached himself for the accusation. Here
-was, after all, no counterfeit; very good metal of its kind.
-“Fine yellow brass,” thought he with a chuckle. “All
-in a good sense, my dear.”</p>
-
-<p>What was she? From whence and whither speeding?
-Not an actress. That fresh, close-textured skin had never
-known paint on its flower-like surface. The cheeks were
-not even rouged; indeed, after the flush of bustle, the
-colour of them was now settling back in a curious ivory
-pallor, which went well with the ardent hair. No fine
-lady’s young woman; every movement had betrayed
-conscious independence. A shop-girl? The wife of
-some small merchant? Nay, ’twas the impersonation
-of maiden liberty, and what shop-girl could encompass
-such a wealth and detail of modishness?</p>
-
-<p>She caught his gaze upon her, leaned forward and
-smiled. He had already noticed that her smile was
-rather dazzling. He quite blinked to find it addressed
-to himself.</p>
-
-<p>“I trust, sir,” said she, “my bandboxes do not incommode
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“By no means, madam,” answered he civilly; and
-moved his long, thin legs back a further fraction beneath
-the seat.</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t been home,” said she, “for four years, and
-luggage do grow when one has five young sisters at home,
-sir, and presents run to hats.”</p>
-
-<p>“To hats?” he repeated, with that interested air
-that obviates the audacity of a question.</p>
-
-<p>“Along, sir,” said Miss Pounce, and her smile broadened,
-“with me being in the millinery business.”</p>
-
-<p>She drew herself up with a very pretty and, to his mind,
-becoming pride.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[88]</span>“A business,” he said, “which I take it, madam, is in
-a flourishing condition.”</p>
-
-<p>“You may say so, sir.” Her pride increased. “Since
-Miss Pamela Pounce—that’s me!—has been made head of
-the department, Madame Mirabel can scarce execute the
-vast number of orders.”</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word!” He had removed his spectacles,
-and was smiling on her in his turn in a kindly, detached,
-faintly satiric way. “I trust Madame What’s-Her-Name
-recognises her debt to you?”</p>
-
-<p>The head milliner gave her curls ever so slight a
-toss.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sir, she wouldn’t like to lose me. She knows
-I’m worth my weight in gold to her.”</p>
-
-<p>His glance flickered over her comely proportions.
-Tall, generously made, he had called her a nymph.
-“Goddess would have been the better appellation,”
-murmured he.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, ’tis a comfort to an old man like myself to meet
-one so youthful to whom work is proving both fruitful
-and blessed.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pamela Pounce didn’t need any old gentleman to
-commend her. She knew the value of work, and who
-better? And if it was blessed to her, why she took good
-care that it should be. And, as to content with her lot—sure,
-if she hadn’t been, she wasn’t a fool, she’d have
-picked out another for herself.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis some old clergyman,” she thought, and laughed.
-“He’ll scarce know what a hat means. Clergyman’s
-wives and daughters in the country would give any
-woman of taste bad dreams for a fortnight. There was
-Mrs. Prue Stafford. Had she not still to learn that to
-wear pink and blue with such cheeks as she had was
-positive vulgar? And she married to the finest of fine
-gentlemen.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard folded his spectacles, put them carefully
-into his breast pocket, and closed his Virgil. Here was
-an opportunity of studying a—to him—hitherto quite<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[89]</span>
-unknown branch of humanity, after an unexpectedly
-pleasant fashion. The girl pleased him. He had called
-her brass and humoured the simile. A shining, solid
-composition of metal that took a handsome polish and
-showed itself boldly for what it was. He liked her for
-her spring of youth, her frank pride of her trade, for
-having no petty nonsense nor poor pretentiousness to
-pass for what she was not. He liked her brave independence.
-There was, he thought, a better modesty in her
-quiet certainty than any prudish airs and graces could
-have lent her.</p>
-
-<p>“’Twould be a presuming fellow,” he mused, “that
-would dare to try his gallant ways with such an one, and
-if he did, I would back my young milliner to teach him
-a lesson.”</p>
-
-<p>She told him how she had, so to speak, graduated in
-Paris, which accounted, thought he, for a taste that was
-scarcely indigenous. And her home was between Canterbury
-and Dover, and she, brought up till seventeen on
-the farm, the eldest of eleven. Then he knew whence
-she had drawn that sap of splendid vigour; a hardy
-flower of English soil. And the chief of his many prides
-being that he was an Englishman, he was still better
-content.</p>
-
-<p>She would alight, she told him, at “The Rose” at
-Canterbury, where she would lie the night. And father
-would fetch her in the morning; for ’twas mortal cold
-across the downs on a winter’s evening, and ’twas a long
-drive for the mare even in good weather.</p>
-
-<p>“Bravo,” said he. “I, too, halt at ‘The Rose,’ I am
-glad to know that I shall have such good company. May
-I sit beside you at supper in the eating-room, my dear
-young lady?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you’re vastly obliging, sir!” said Pamela Pounce,
-and a faint pink crept, like the colour of a shell, into her
-smooth, pale cheek, for she had a good eye for a gentleman,
-and she knew that she was honoured.</p>
-
-<p>Her tongue ran on gaily, and he listened with a gentle<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[90]</span>
-air of courtesy and an interest which in truth was not
-assumed.</p>
-
-<p>In spite of her sophisticated manner her chatter was very
-artless. It was a revelation of a character which had
-remained curiously untouched by the world. The busy
-mart in which she lived had cast none of its dust upon
-her soul.</p>
-
-<p>Dear, to be sure, how prodigious joyful they would be
-at home to see her back!</p>
-
-<p>“Four years, sir, think on it! I was but a child when
-I left them, and now I’m a woman!” ’Twas like,
-indeed, that none would recognise her again, should they
-just happen to meet, accidental like. She half wished
-she could have walked in upon them and taken them by
-surprise. But then: “Father, sir, would ha’ lost the
-pleasure of coming to fetch me,” and her mother might
-have been vexed. “Mother’s very house-proud, sir.
-She’d want to have things pretty for me, and bake cakes
-and that.”</p>
-
-<p>And they’d all be looking out for her on the house step.
-Just to think of their dear faces fair turned her silly.
-She blinked away a tear and gave her bright smile. But
-as he smiled back it was with a certain melancholy. The
-farmer with his eleven children—poor, struggling fellow!—the
-hardworked mother, the good, industrious child,
-returning home with her hands full of gifts, blessed in
-her honest toil for them, were they not all about to taste
-joys from which he had deliberately cut himself off in his
-fastidious isolation? He had scarcely ever regretted his
-chosen solitariness. His beautiful old shabby home, set
-in the loneliness of the snowy park, the wood fire in the
-library in the company of a favourite book, the ministrations
-of a couple of well-drilled servants, an austere
-silence, a harmonious communion with the high spirits
-of the dead; that was the Christmas to which he himself
-had looked forward with complacency. Now he wondered;
-his heart contracted with a most unusual sense of
-pain; had he lost the best in life? If he had had a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[91]</span>
-daughter by his shoulder with a white, pure forehead
-such as this girl had, and had seen her eyes fire with
-love, heard her voice tremble at the thought of meeting
-him, her old father, would not that have brought
-him a sweetness finer than the most exquisite page in
-Virgil?</p>
-
-<p>The day, which had opened blue and gold, with a high
-wind and clear sunshine, began to gather threatening
-clouds by the time the posting station was reached; and
-the “Dover High-Flyer” plunged away again into a
-snow squall with all the speed of its fresh horses.</p>
-
-<p>“We are like to have a seasonable Christmas,” quoth
-Sir Everard, and was pleased to note that, while the rest
-of the company grumbled and complained, the fine
-specimen of young womanhood opposite to him produced
-a warm shawl from a bundle, tucked it round her knees,
-and offered him the other end, declaring, with a smile,
-that she was as warm as a toast, and that she did love a
-white Christmas.</p>
-
-<p>They all dined at Rochester, and had hot punch, of
-which Miss Pounce partook with enthusiasm, but in
-very discreet measure.</p>
-
-<p>Conversation flagged on this, their last, stage. The
-snoring of the foreign pair who, having tied their heads up
-in terrible coloured handkerchiefs, leant against each
-other and gave themselves up to repose with much the
-same animal abandonment as that with which they had
-gobbled the beef-steak pie and gulped the hot rum of
-the “Bull Inn” at Rochester; the sighing fidgets of the
-farmer’s wife, and the grunts of her neighbour, the Dover
-tradesman, each time they jarred him from a fitful
-somnolence, alone broke the inner silence. Without,
-the multiple rhythm of the horses hoofs and the varying
-answer of the road to the wheels—now the scrunch of
-cobble stones, now the slushy whisper of the snow-filled
-rut, now the whirring ring of a well-metalled stretch—formed
-a monotonous whole which lulled to silence those
-who could not sleep.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[92]</span>Sir Everard saw, by the shifting flicker of the lamps,
-how pensiveness gathered on the bright face opposite
-him. Once or twice the girl raised a finger to the corner
-of her eyelid as if to press back a rising tear; sighs lifted
-her bosom.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” thought the old philosopher, “the goddess
-of modes is not so fancy free as I had thought. Here,
-truly, are all the signs of a gentle love tale. Perhaps the
-young man in the counting-house, or some sprightly
-haberdasher, who sees Miss pass to her work, and would
-fain capture for his own counter a face so fair and charming.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard felt very old and stiff by the time Canterbury
-was reached, and half regretted his suggestion to his
-travelling companion, to continue their comradeship at
-supper. He thought it might have better become his
-years and aching bones to retire into a feather bed with
-a basin of gruel. Far indeed was he from guessing the
-singular emotions into which his old age was destined
-to be plunged that evening.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>A fine room with a four-poster, no less indeed than
-the chamber which went by the name of “Great
-Queen Anne,” this was what the landlord proposed to
-allot to Sir Everard. A chimney you couldn’t beat
-in the kingdom for drawing, mine host averred, and
-a fire there this minute; agreeable to Sir Everard’s
-obliging communication. And what could he do for
-Miss?</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard was a little shocked to hear Miss Pounce
-enter upon a brisk bargain for an attic, and hesitatingly
-began a courteous offer of his own apartment, when
-she interrupted him with the valiant good sense which
-he had already had cause to admire in her.</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all, sir! ’Tis what suits my station—so long
-as the sheets are clean and there’s a good bolt to the
-door; you’ll promise me that, Mr. Landlord? And if
-you can’t spare a warming pan, sure a hot brick will do<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[93]</span>
-vastly well. And now, sir, give me time to see my bandboxes
-in safety, and I’m for supper.”</p>
-
-<p>Even as she spoke she started. Her eye became fixed,
-her lips fell open upon a gasp of amazement. The
-healthy white bloom of her countenance turned to deathly
-pallor, and then a tide of blood rushed crimsoning to her
-forehead. Beholding this evidence of strong emotion,
-it scarcely needed the sight that met Sir Everard’s
-glance as he followed the direction of her eyes to
-confirm his instant conclusion. The young man, of
-course! Stay, the young man is a gentleman—poor
-nymph! Here then were joy, and fear, confusion, the
-warning of conscience, and artless passion, all mixed
-together.</p>
-
-<p>The young gentleman advanced; a fine buck, of the
-very kind, thought Sir Everard, who took an instantaneous
-dislike to him, to turn the head of any girl beneath
-him in station, whom he might honour with his conquering
-regard. There was a black and white handsomeness
-about his chiselled countenance; all the powder in the
-world could not disguise that those jet eyebrows were
-matched with a raven spring of hair. With a smile, a
-dilation of nostrils, a swagger of broad shoulders, a
-leisurely step of high-booted legs, he came forward out
-of the tap-room. No surprise on his side: my gentleman
-had planned the meeting.</p>
-
-<p>“La, Mr. Bellairs!” Pamela Pounce exclaimed, and
-her voice trembled. Then she rallied, and strove to
-pursue with lightness, “who ever would have thought
-of seeing you here?”</p>
-
-<p>He took her hand and lifted it to his lips with an
-exaggerated courtesy, as if he mocked himself for it the
-while.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, did I not guess rightly, my dear, you would
-be spending a lonely evening here on your way home?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mr. Bellairs!”</p>
-
-<p>He kept her hand in his, to draw her apart. Sir
-Everard, gazing at them, his chin sunk in his muffler,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[94]</span>
-with severe, sad eyes, saw how she swayed towards him,
-as she went into the window recess, as if her very soul
-floated on the music of his voice. He watched them
-whisper ardently together, and then she went by him
-like a tornado, picking up her bandboxes as she passed,
-quite oblivious of his presence, or of anything, apparently,
-save the young rascal, so Sir Everard apostrophised him,
-who stood gazing after her with the same insufferable
-smile; the smile of the easy conqueror.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard never had had a high opinion of women.
-Life had given him no reason to indulge in illusions. But
-now all his condemnation was for the man. The strong,
-self-reliant creature who had faced him all those weary
-hours with such unalterable good humour, such a candid
-outlook, such a pleasant acceptance of her own position
-that it was the next thing to high breeding, what was
-this Captain Lothario planning to make of her? And
-how, since he had found her already so hard to win that
-he must travel to Canterbury for the purpose, did she
-now thus readily yield herself to his plucking hand?
-Ay, the villain had struck at some peril point in the life
-of her soul. The child was tired after her long journey;
-tired too, perhaps, by the mental conflict from which
-her integrity had hitherto emerged triumphant. A
-sudden assault had found the fortress unprepared.
-’Twas the old story!</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard went wearily to his room. The thought
-of the feather bed and the gruel, of a selfish withdrawal
-from further association with what was like to end in
-sordid tragedy tempted him perhaps, but he did not
-yield to it. The girl’s smile haunted him. It had been
-so brightly innocent; and he was haunted, too, by the
-last memory of her face, stricken with astonishment,
-quivering with joy. However she might fall, it would
-not be through light-mindedness. The folly, the misery,
-was deep rooted in her poor heart.</p>
-
-<p>He made a careful toilet, and went down the slippery
-oak stairs, leaning on his gold-headed cane, looking a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[95]</span>
-very great personage indeed, delicately austere and
-nobly haughty.</p>
-
-<p>Alas! Pamela never so much as lifted her radiant head
-when he came into the eating-room. She was seated
-beside her gallant at the end of the table in close
-conversation—that whispered, blushing, laughing,
-sighing conversation of lovers—and if the roof had
-fallen over them, Sir Everard thought, the two would
-scarce have noticed it, so absorbed were they in each
-other.</p>
-
-<p>The young man had ordered champagne, and the girl’s
-glass was filled, but the bubbling wine had barely been
-touched. Another intoxication, more deadly and more
-sure, was working through her veins. The old philosopher,
-seeing her condition, resigned for the moment all thought
-of interference, and sat down to his bottle of claret and
-bowl of broth.</p>
-
-<p>Hardly, however, had he broken his hot roll, than the
-room was invaded by fresh arrivals; a young woman,
-wrapped in furs, conducted by a gentleman who had
-not removed his travelling coat, and kept his hat pressed
-on his brows; a personage who entered with an intolerable
-arrogance as if the place belonged to him, who
-ordered champagne and supper for the lady, and fresh
-horses for his coach, in a voice which rang like the crack
-of a whip. He could not wait; the servers must bustle.
-A guinea each to the ostlers if they harnessed within ten
-minutes. “And, hark ye, sirrah, a bottle of your best
-Sillery, and——”</p>
-
-<p>“Surely I know this autocratic fellow,” thought Sir
-Everard, and as the traveller drew his companion with
-an imperative sweep of his arm about her, to the end of
-the table opposite to that at which Mr. Bellairs and his
-Dulcinea were seated. “My Lord Sanquhar!” cried
-Sir Everard, “by all that’s outrageous! And who in
-the name of pity is his victim now?”</p>
-
-<p>That the two were lovers, of a stage considerably more
-advanced than the poor milliner and her Beau, was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[96]</span>
-obvious to the onlooker, and as my Lord Sanquhar now
-tore his hat from his head, to dash the snow that covered
-it into the fire, where it hissed and spluttered like a curse,
-the young woman who accompanied him let herself fall
-on to the settle and turned a look of darkling challenge,
-of brooding suspicion, into the room.</p>
-
-<p>She was clad in the most sumptuous garments. There
-was a bloom of royal purple against the tawny clouds of
-her sables. There was a fire of ruby at her throat,
-caught up and repeated at each ear, as if deep gouts of
-a lover’s blood had taken to themselves flame for her
-adorning. But the countenance she turned upon the
-room was, Sir Everard thought, so striking, that all this
-splendour seemed its natural attribute; striking with a
-Spanish beauty, a richness and depth of colour, with
-flashing orbs, high nostrils, and scarlet lips.</p>
-
-<p>“Good Heavens!” Sir Everard mused, “where has
-he picked the jade? Victim? Nay, ’tis the kind that
-keeps a knife in her stocking and will whip it out and
-under your rib, and make an end of you with less ado
-than another will shed a tear. My Lord Sanquhar
-will have to look out for himself. Illicit love is a
-dangerously charged atmosphere in which to handle live
-gunpowder.”</p>
-
-<p>The “Dover High-Flyer” had only dropped two of
-its passengers at “The Rose,” and the landlord was free
-to attend to his imperious guest. He himself served my
-Lord Sanquhar’s champagne, and with bent back received
-his “pishs” and “pshaws” on the dearth of
-proper entertainment for the lady. She wanted fresh
-fruit, and there was none. She asked for chocolate, and
-pettishly refused to touch it. One sniff was enough.
-All her desires and denials she communicated in a guttural
-undertone to her companion, who translated them into
-oaths.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard, who had had but a poor appetite, was
-now, his broth bowl pushed on one side, dipping bits of
-roll into his wine after a foreign fashion, and watching<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[97]</span>
-the while the two sets of lovers at the further end of the
-room. He noticed, not without some satisfaction, that
-constraint had fallen upon the ardent Bellairs and his
-fair milliner. The colour on the young man’s face
-fluctuated. He bit his lip and shot doubtful looks of
-question from the blatant couple to the downcast
-countenance of his companion, who had grown very pale,
-scarcely spoke, and seemed now and again as if she was
-struggling with tears.</p>
-
-<p>A clatter of hoofs, the clang of a bell, and a shout from
-the door announced another guest, a solitary horseman,
-it seemed. The landlord, who was just entering the
-room with a plate of dried plums in the hope of tempting
-the appetite of the capricious lady—he had scented my
-Lord’s quality with unerring nose—here thrust the dish
-into the hands of a waiter and turned back to receive the
-newcomer. He had left the door open behind him and
-all could hear the passionate explosion of a hoarse voice
-in the hall.</p>
-
-<p>The dark little lady on the settle by the fire sprang to
-her feet, and stood, tense. Her companion gave a swift
-frowning look of surprise. Sir Everard, gazing upon
-her also, drew a quick breath. “By the immortal gods,”
-said he to himself, “the drama is coming swifter than
-one could have imagined.” And, indeed, what the
-ancient quiet inn was destined to hold for the next ten
-minutes in the way of human passion, conflict, and
-tragedy, might happily be never as much as guessed at
-in the lifetime of most men.</p>
-
-<p>The landlord, his wig awry, his features discomposed,
-puffing and blustering, was vainly endeavouring to
-prevent the ingress of a small thick-set man, who though
-wrapped in a cloak and carrying some considerable
-burden, which he kept hidden under its folds, contrived
-by a single violent thrust of his shoulder, to send him
-spinning out of the way. The intruder advanced then
-at a headlong run, brought himself up short, flung back
-his cloak, and with the same gesture his hat, and stood<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[98]</span>
-revealed, swarthy, grizzled, livid, panting through dilated
-nostrils, glaring upon the woman by the settle. There
-was a great flare of colour on his broad chest, where,
-wound in a scarlet shawl, a little child of about two,
-with a head of curls of that dark copper hue destined to
-turn black with years, lay placidly asleep; the curve of
-a plump apricot cheek was all that was visible of its
-face.</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens,” said Sir Everard, and at the sight of
-the sleeping innocence, something in his old heart began
-to lament.</p>
-
-<p>There was a moment’s extraordinary silence, broken
-only by the breathing of the man with the child, which
-hissed through his set teeth like the strokes of a saw.
-Then my Lord Sanquhar laughed.</p>
-
-<p>The man leaped as if he had been struck. A torrent
-of words broke from him—guttural, fierce, intolerably
-anguished. Sir Everard knew a little Spanish.</p>
-
-<p>The unfortunate was pleading: “Come back, come
-back! I will forgive all. Come back, Dolores, you
-cannot leave us. You cannot leave the little one. Come
-back in the name of God, in the name of His Holy Mother.
-<i>Madre di Dios</i>, look at her! You cannot leave that!
-Ah! unhappy one, you want gold and jewels. Was not
-our love your treasure? Is not our child a pearl? Look
-at her!”</p>
-
-<p>In singular contrast to the unrestrained violence of
-his outburst, the manner in which he held out the child
-was pure tender. The little one woke, stared about her
-with devouring black eyes of amazement, caught sight
-of the standing woman’s face and cried, joyfully beating
-the air with minute dusky hands, “Mamma, mamma!”</p>
-
-<p>At this a sob burst from the unhappy father, so deep
-and tortured it was as if it rent him.</p>
-
-<p>“Dolores, our little girl, she calls you ‘Mamma,
-mamma!’ Call again my angel! ‘Mamma, mamma!’”</p>
-
-<p>He went down on his knees and held out the babe, and
-as he did so she wailed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[99]</span>The mother, meanwhile, stood, insolent lids half
-closed, red lips thrust forward, tapping the floor with
-impatient foot, the embodiment of cruel disdain.</p>
-
-<p>At her child’s cry she stuffed her fingers into her ears
-with savage gesture, stamped, and flung a raging glance
-at her lover as one who said, “How long am I to endure
-this?”</p>
-
-<p>He answered it by the movement of a beckoning
-finger, which brought her to his side. Then he cast a
-gold piece on the table, clapped his hat on his head, and
-together they moved towards the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! By the blessed saints!”</p>
-
-<p>The Spaniard in a bound was before them. He shook
-the screaming infant in their faces as if it had been a
-weapon.</p>
-
-<p>“I swear this shall not be. I swear that I shall kill
-you and your paramour and the child and myself rather
-than that this shall be.”</p>
-
-<p>It was here that Pamela caught the little one from him.
-He was perhaps too far gone in passion to notice the
-action; perhaps he was glad to have his hands free for
-his fierce purpose—anyhow, he relaxed his hold. And
-the girl, clasping the baby in her arms, hushing it and
-soothing it, ran with it to the further end of the room.
-Sir Everard had also risen and Bellairs had started
-forward. But it would have been as easy to baulk a
-wild cat of its leap as to arrest the betrayed husband
-in his spring upon his betrayer.</p>
-
-<p>No one ever quite knew how it happened. There was
-the flash of a knife, an oath, and my Lord Sanquhar’s
-“Damn you, you would have it!” and the explosion of
-a pistol.</p>
-
-<p>The Spaniard fell without a groan, right across the
-doorway. Sir Everard and Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs both
-knew that he was a dead man before he touched the
-ground.</p>
-
-<p>“You are witness all,” said my Lord Sanquhar, “that
-this was in self-defence.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[100]</span>The woman cast a backward glance into the room.
-Her rich bloom had faded. She was white, but with a
-palpitating whiteness as of fire at its intensest, and the
-gaze of her great eyes was as fire too. Almost red they
-shone, repeating the blood fires of the rubies. Then
-she gave herself to Lord Sanquhar’s embrace, and together
-they rushed out into the night.</p>
-
-<p>“Odds my life!” said Mr. Bellairs, looking up at Sir
-Everard. He had flung himself on one knee beside the
-stricken man, and was going through the vain parade
-of seeking for a pulse which he knew no longer beat.
-“Did you see that, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“He lifted her across her husband’s very body! He
-lifted her right across the body?” said Sir Everard, in
-a hushed voice of disgust.</p>
-
-<p>“Lifted her? Sir, she jumped!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela kept the child’s face turned against her breast
-with a loving hand, and as she rocked and soothed, she
-herself wept as if her heart would break.</p>
-
-<p>Through the doors, cast open to the night, the roar of
-a new snow wind hurtled in upon them. There followed
-a sudden clamour of voices, as the host endeavoured to
-arrest my lord’s departure and was borne down, well-nigh
-annihilated, from his path; the crackling shout of
-my lord’s orders; the plunge and clatter of hoofs on the
-cobbles. It seemed as if the blood-guilty pair had gone
-on the wings of the storm, and that the very elements
-cried after them as they went.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Sir Everard, as the most responsible witness, assisted
-the landlord in the preliminary investigation of magistrate
-and constable. He took a certain grim pleasure in
-furnishing Lord Sanquhar’s name, and trusted the nobleman
-might be summoned to answer for his action. Even
-if acquittal were a foregone conclusion, to a reputation
-already tarnished this incident was not likely to add a
-lustre. By the quality of the murdered man’s clothes,
-the massive gold of his watch-chain, the signet ring on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[101]</span>
-his dead hand, it was judged that he was a merchant of
-the better class, and that the unfortunate incident would
-probably make some stir among his compatriots.</p>
-
-<p>The cold and stiffening body which had been so short
-a while before pulsing with agony and passion, was laid
-in the harness-room of the inn, covered with a white sheet.
-Scarce ten yards away the grey horse that had borne its
-rider on the wild race to death was placidly munching its
-corn, the sweat not yet dry on its flanks.</p>
-
-<p>When Sir Everard returned to the eating-room he
-found Pamela still on the settle, the child asleep on her
-lap. On the board beside her a half-finished bowl of
-bread and milk showed that she had been occupied with
-the worse than motherless babe, while he had attended
-to the last concerns of its doomed father. On the
-other side of the hearth, one elbow propped on the high
-mantelshelf, stood Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs. The old man’s
-entrance had evidently interrupted a conversation between
-the two lovers, of an interest so vital that both the
-faces now turned upon him were stamped with fierce
-emotion.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard removed a chair from before the table and
-sat down on it facing the fire, and for a space no one
-spoke.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had cast the scarlet shawl across one shoulder
-so as to shade the child’s head from the light. Her
-hand patted and her knees swayed, rocking the infant
-sleeper.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor little creature!” said Sir Everard at last.</p>
-
-<p>The girl gave him a quick glance.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll keep her to-night. I’ve told the landlord I would,
-and I’d keep her always if I could.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis a generous thought,” said the old gentleman,
-with a faint smile for the magnanimous impractibilities
-of youth, and as he smiled he was aware that Mr. Bellairs
-snapped his fingers and jerked his foot on the edge of
-irritable outburst.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly Pamela began to sob quickly under her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[102]</span>
-breath; turned her head aside so that her tears should not
-fall on the little placid face.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve been a wicked girl! A wicked girl!”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush!” cried Mr. Bellairs, and flung out his hand.</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir; I won’t be silent!”</p>
-
-<p>“But, good God, my dear, need you drag this stranger
-into our intimate concerns?”</p>
-
-<p>“He’s no stranger to me, Mr. Bellairs. We travelled
-down in the coach together, and he couldn’t have been
-more civil to me if I’d been a lady born; no, nor kinder
-if he’d been my father. Oh, sir, I don’t know your name,
-but I know by the pitying way you looked at me that you
-understood what dreadful danger I was in and how—”
-again she sobbed—“how ready I was to yield to it! He
-wanted me to go to Paris with him. He did, indeed!
-He wanted his love to be my all-in-all, and nothing else
-was to matter. I’ve been a wicked girl! I listened to
-him. I never would listen to him before—not when he
-spoke like that—but to-night I did. Heaven forgive me!
-What took me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Confound!” said Mr. Bellairs.</p>
-
-<p>He wheeled away from the sight of her weeping,
-clutched the mantelpiece with both hands, and dropped
-his head on them.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, ’tis all over now.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Everard spoke uneasily. This openness upon a
-subject so delicate was painful to him, but Pamela had
-the yearning to relieve herself by confession.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, sir, how could I do it? I don’t know myself.
-I swear when I look back ’tis as if I had not been myself
-at all. Something came into me—so rash, so desperate!
-’Twas as if nothing mattered but just his love, our love.
-And then—then—when those two came in I saw our sin
-as it was. Oh, heavens! Oh, Heaven forgive me! Murder
-and every evil was there. Would I not have been just
-as cruel, done just as horrid murder? When the truth
-came out, would my father and mother and my own dear
-loves at home, waiting for me so fond and so trusting,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[103]</span>
-and so proud of their poor, silly Pam, ever have held up
-their heads again? Oh, base, base! I would have
-murdered them for my pleasure. And that love, what
-was it? The thing that those two looked at each other,
-something vile, something that brought contamination
-even just to see go between them. Did he and I look at
-each other like that? It turned me sick even to think
-on, even before—before that poor, poor man came in!
-Heaven forgive me! Heaven strike those two in their
-bad hearts! Oh, sir, did you look at her when she stared
-back upon us, that woman? I suppose there was beauty
-in her face; I suppose he who went with her thought her
-handsome airs worth the cruelty and the blood and the
-crime on his soul. But to me she was ugly, all ugly, with
-the ugliness of her sin——”</p>
-
-<p>She broke off, bit her quivering lip, and stared fixedly
-before her; an expression of horror on her countenance
-as if she still beheld the ugliness of which she spoke.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Bellairs straightened himself and snapped his
-fingers again.</p>
-
-<p>“Tall talk, my dear,” he began; and then broke off,
-dropped his eyes under Sir Everard’s stern gaze, and
-stood abashed. Then: “Perhaps you’re right,” he said
-in an altered, strangled voice; and dashed from the
-room as if driven.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela started, glanced after him, and then wiped her
-wet cheeks with the end of the baby’s shawl.</p>
-
-<p>“Let him go,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a brave girl.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no, sir! Only so grateful, so wonderfully saved,
-so ashamed. Oh, this little creature against my breast—must
-I not feel it—think of it—if I had had my foolish
-way I should never have been worthy to hold such a
-lovely, lovely little dear in my arms again.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Sir Everard insisted on lighting Pamela to her attic
-chamber. She went up before him with a step so elastic,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[104]</span>
-in spite of the burden of the child in her arms, that she
-had to wait for him on every landing; which she did
-with a return of her bright amiability and even a flicker
-of its former radiance in her smile. Each time she
-halted she rocked the baby, swaying from foot to foot,
-murmuring under her breath a crooning song which the
-old man thought very sweet; so sweet indeed, that, with
-a swing of memory’s pendulum it brought him back to
-his own childhood’s days and the tender face of his mother,
-long dead—a mother who had never been old like him.</p>
-
-<p>On the threshold of her poor room they parted. She
-spared him her right hand for a second from its motherly
-caressing and patting of the child which she bore with
-such ease on her left arm. He bowed over it as if it had
-been his queen’s.</p>
-
-<p>When he went down to the flaming hearth which justified
-the landlord’s boast, he sat long by it.</p>
-
-<p>He, who had hitherto lived apart in a world of books,
-found his mind obsessed by the thought of the frightful
-passions of humanity as they had this night played themselves
-out before him.</p>
-
-<p>The whole scene reproduced itself in his tired brain
-with the colours of life; Lord Sanquhar’s sardonic, pale,
-haughty face, the rich vividness, the unblessed allurement,
-the cruel beauty of the unfaithful wife; the
-Spaniard’s agony; the irredeemable tragedy of that
-picture of the father with the child; then the dead face.</p>
-
-<p>“Heaven strike their bad hearts!” had cried Pamela
-in her honest revulsion. Could God ever forgive those
-who had sent forth the soul of their victim so charged
-with fury and despair that even death could bring no
-peace to his brow?</p>
-
-<p>And then he thought of Pamela’s face as he had last
-seen it—pale, tear-stained, but with the old luminous
-innocence. And, after all, he thought, there had come
-good out of the evil.</p>
-
-<p>“The providence of God is over us all,” he thought
-with gratitude, as he rose stiffly to seek that feather bed,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[105]</span>
-where there was small likelihood of sleep that night for
-him.</p>
-
-<p>He heard the call of a coach horn beyond, in the night,
-and immediately afterwards the mighty clatter of the
-four sets of hoofs and the rush of the wheels in the streets.
-He went to his window, opened it, and looked out.</p>
-
-<p>The up coach from Dover, pausing only to drop a single
-passenger. Stay, to take up a passenger, too. Sir
-Everard recognised the swing of the shoulders, the tall,
-alert frame, the indefinable swagger, even though muffled
-in the many-caped travelling coat.</p>
-
-<p>Young Bellairs was not going to Paris with a fair
-companion!</p>
-
-<p>“Thank Heaven!” said Sir Everard.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[106]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER V</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce Demonstrates the<br>
-Value of Virtue to her Family and her Friends</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">And</span> I’m sure, my dear,” said Mrs. Pounce, the tears
-welling in her eyes as she gazed lovingly at her eldest
-daughter, “’tis the golden girl you’ve been to us!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, you wait, mother!” cried Pamela. “Just you
-wait! If I don’t finish paying off that there mortgage
-with the new spring fashions, call me Tabbishaw, that’s
-all I say.”</p>
-
-<p>The force of condemnation for vulgar stupidity could
-go no further on Miss Pounce’s lips.</p>
-
-<p>Farmer Pounce, seated before the kitchen fire, turned
-his big, grizzled head to cast a glance no less affectionate
-than his wife’s upon the good daughter.</p>
-
-<p>“This time last year,” he said; then, in a ruminating
-voice, “ah, ’twas a black look-out! As much as I could
-do to squeeze the interest on the borrowed money and
-the expenses of the new loan. And Sir Jasper, with his
-eye on the farm this long while, turning the screw on me,
-he and lawyer Grinder between them. Cruel hard terms
-they made me, cruel hard, but there, ’twasn’t as if I
-didn’t know their little game. Aye, aye, they were but
-waiting, the both of them, to sell me up and get me out
-of it all; the land my father’s father’s father called his
-own.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Pounce wept at the mere recollection. Where
-would they have been, they and the little ones, but for
-the golden girl?</p>
-
-<p>Pamela winked away a bright tear of sympathy.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[107]</span>
-Everything about this girl was bright; the spring of her
-chestnut hair from her white forehead, which itself shone
-as with a kind of luminosity, the glance of her full, shrewd
-eyes, the smile that curved her lips. Oh, above all, it
-was Pamela’s smile that was bright with the gaiety and
-joy of life!</p>
-
-<p>“Pish, you dears,” she said now, and covered up her
-emotion with just one of those flashing smiles. “Don’t
-be making too much of it. All those months I wasted at
-old Tabbishaw’s didn’t I know in my spirit it would all
-come right? Wasn’t I sure the whole time”—she
-played with her capable fingers in the air—“that there
-was a fortune in these hands once I could get them proper
-to work? And I tell you now, without vanity—oh, I
-ain’t got a mite of vanity about it, ’tis my gift, the way
-pigs is father’s gift—give me a yard of ribbon, a feather,
-and a bit of straw, and I’ll turn you out two guineas
-before you can say ‘knife.’”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure,” mused Mrs. Pounce, forgetting to
-knead her scones. “And think of the Christmas dinner
-we’ve had. A turkey fit for the Queen’s table, though
-I says it as shouldn’t. And me having to sell every one
-of my lovely birds last year and keep father on the salt
-beef, Christmas and all! And there’s Susie, such a
-picture in the bonnet you trimmed for her, at morning
-service, that I’d never be surprised if Farmer Fleet’s son
-were to come to the scratch to-night at Sir Jasper’s barn
-dance, I shouldn’t indeed.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got a white cambric, mother, and blue ribbons
-ready for her,” said Pamela, smacking her lips with gusto,
-“and a Shepherdess Dunstable. If that don’t settle
-him! ’Tis the very thing, so simple and fresh, a sort of
-daisy-gown, father and mother, that’ll start Master Tom
-thinking o’ dairies and the clean linen and the white flour
-in the bin; and, ‘What a modest, nice girl,’ he’ll say,
-‘The very wife for a farmer. No nonsense of cheap finery.
-Only what a maid could buy for herself and stitch at
-home,’ he’ll think, poor innocent, and it’s the model for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[108]</span>
-the French Queen at Trianon, where she plays at milkmaid,
-you’d never believe!”</p>
-
-<p>“Mercy on us!” said Mrs. Pounce, with an uncomprehending
-stare. “Frenchies be queer people, to be
-sure.”</p>
-
-<p>“And Jenny and Betty shall wear the sprigged muslin,”
-pursued Pamela. “And my little pet, Peg, the robe-coat
-I made her out of the odds and ends Madame Mirabel
-gave me from her ladies’ counter.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what will you wear yourself, my dear?” asked
-the mother, cutting her rolled-out paste into neat
-rounds.</p>
-
-<p>“Is it me, mother?” Pamela hesitated. Then: “I
-don’t mean to go,” says she.</p>
-
-<p>“Not mean to go?” screamed the farmer’s wife,
-blank disappointment writing itself on her good-humoured
-countenance.</p>
-
-<p>“Tut! tut!” cried the farmer, and wheeled himself
-round in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>The London girl coloured, and a shadow came over her
-face.</p>
-
-<p>“Some one’s got to stay at home and look after little
-Tom,” said she stoutly, “and him but ten months old,
-the poor fond lamb!”</p>
-
-<p>She glanced at the wooden cradle to the left of the
-hearth, where, under a patchwork quilt, a chubby miniature
-reproduction of the farmer was lying, with fists
-clenched in a determined fashion, as if he defied anyone
-to rob him of his repose.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, I never heard such nonsense!” Mrs. Pounce
-gathered the cuttings of paste together and dabbed them
-into a single lump with an irritable hand. “And who’s
-minded little Tom, do ye think, all the hours, miss, that
-I’ve got to be butter-making, plucking of geese, and
-cutting up pig for the salting? Who but old Nance, my
-love, who looked after yourself when you was no bigger
-than the little ’un there?”</p>
-
-<p>“She’s getting very old,” said Pamela. “I caught<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[109]</span>
-her nodding yesterday with the Blessing on her lap, and
-he as near as anything into the cinders. Besides, my
-mind’s made up, and there’s no use your trying to unmake
-it. I’ve my reasons, and that’s all there is to
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Pam, why, lovey”—Mrs. Pounce had a grimace
-like an infant about to cry—“you fair break my heart.
-Why, ’twas all my thought, these days and days, how I’d
-let neighbours see what a beauty my dear, good London
-da’ter be, and as elegant as any lady!”</p>
-
-<p>“If you’ve got a reason for disappointing your mother,
-out with it, girl, so it’s a good ’un,” said Farmer Pounce,
-with some sternness.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela tossed her head. She was never one for
-making mysteries.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, father and mother, if you must know so particular,
-wasn’t that Sir Jasper Standish as was driving
-the high curricle away from Pitfold Church this morning?
-The stout gentleman, with the kind of red eye, and it
-rolling?”</p>
-
-<p>“Aye, aye,” grumbled the farmer, “the very man, my
-dear, and a hard gentleman he be. And queer tales
-there are about him. ’Tis a good thing he comes to
-Standish Hall but seldom. Aye, aye, ’twas him driving
-them bloods in the curricle. And a mort of fine ladies
-and gentlemen in the barouche. They’ll be staying
-Christmas, I reckon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Aye,” corroborated Mrs. Pounce. “A twenty-pound
-jar of my best salt, and six turkeys, no less, not to speak
-of the geese—aye, and a ham, cured in that very chamber
-in the chimbley, child. But, dear, to be sure, was you
-set against meeting Sir Jasper just for the seeing of him
-step into his curricle?”</p>
-
-<p>“You didn’t happen to note, mother, the gentleman
-who stepped in after him?”</p>
-
-<p>Farmer Pounce and his wife exchanged a scared look,
-and then by common consent transferred it to their
-daughter. There was silence, broken only by the cheerful<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[110]</span>
-song of the kettle on its chain over the embers, and
-the stertorous breathing of the infant farmer in the
-cot.</p>
-
-<p>Then, with a catch in her breath:</p>
-
-<p>“Well, child?” ventured Mother Pounce.</p>
-
-<p>Once more Pamela tossed her head. She was seated
-at a corner of the kitchen table, needle, scissors, and
-workbox at her elbow, and she turned and twisted the
-lilac satin rosette in her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” she said at last, without looking up. “I
-don’t happen to want to meet him, that’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>“How, my dear?” Mrs. Pounce shot a frightened
-glance at her husband’s grim face, and another at her
-daughter’s bright, bent head.</p>
-
-<p>“Ain’t the young gentleman a friend of yours?” she
-asked faintly.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela snapped her thread.</p>
-
-<p>“You do want to know a lot, don’t you, mother dear?
-But there! There’s no reason why I shouldn’t tell you.
-I’ve done nothing to be ashamed of. That young gentleman
-has the good taste to admire me a mortal lot, but he
-ain’t got the good taste, in my opinion, to admire me the
-right way. He came after me to Canterbury, knowing
-I was due here for my Christmas holiday, and I sent him
-packing, and, thinks I, ’tis done now, once for all, and
-we’ll be the best of friends at a distance. And you could
-have knocked me down with a feather when I see his
-black eye roaming round the church this morning. Encourage
-him by going with you to-night? That would
-never do, Pamela, my girl! says I to myself, and——”</p>
-
-<p>“What dost mean by the right way, daughter?”
-interrupted the farmer, who had been ruminating her
-words, and not found them to his liking. The veins of
-his forehead were swelled; the hand that gripped the
-wooden arm of his chair shook.</p>
-
-<p>“I mean the wrong way. Now, father, don’t you be
-a-working yourself up. I can look after myself, and
-ain’t that just what I’m doing? Mother, I vow your<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[111]</span>
-cap will beat the one I made for the Duchess of Queensberry
-all to nothing. Now, won’t the children be pleased
-when they find those cakes all piping hot, mother?
-They ought to be in soon now—back from Rector’s.
-I’d like to try the little gown on my poppet ere you put
-her to rest to-night.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It was the first party Sir Jasper had invited to Standish
-Hall since the death of his wife, and lavish as was his
-hospitality, the loss of that incomparable woman had
-never been more painfully felt. A widower-forlornness
-was over everything. Dusty, flowerless, unkempt the
-parlours; discomfort, an open negligence of refined
-detail, the lack of the controlling hand, in fine, was
-sensible to all his guests.</p>
-
-<p>The Christmas dinner was over, and the ladies had
-retired. If you had cared to have examined the bottles
-in rows on the floor, or the cut-glass decanters on the
-table, you would have found that the company had drawn
-considerably on Sir Jasper’s generous cellar, and had not
-scrupled to mix very freely.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper and his youngest male guest, Mr. Jocelyn
-Bellairs, were at the height of an argument, egged on
-and applauded by good-natured Squire Upshott, and
-that saturnine rake, Sir James Devlin, while Lawyer
-Grinder, from Canterbury, leaned back, smiling grimly,
-his grey fingers round his glass, his grey eyes acute, his
-large ears pricked outside his scratch wig for any business
-advantage the holiday dissipation should lay open.</p>
-
-<p>“Pshaw! My dear fellow, the girl’s been three years
-in Paris, I tell you! You’ll not have me believe she’s
-better than her neighbours. Why, don’t I know all
-about her? Isn’t her father squatting on a bit of land
-that juts into my ring fence—’pon honour, like a fly in
-a man’s honey—eh, Grinder? As handsome a slut as
-I ever laid eyes on, if that’s the bouncer I saw at church
-this morning. If you’re after her, lad, go in and win!
-If not, step aside, and make room for your elders!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[112]</span>Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs took a draught from the beaker
-in front of him, then cast rather a wild glance at his
-host.</p>
-
-<p>“You!” cried he. “You step in with Pamela Pounce!
-My dear Sir Jasper, I do not intend to be uncivil, but the
-idea is too droll!”</p>
-
-<p>“How now? Is Miss so difficult? You know ’tis
-but a milliner?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ay, I know more of her, I dare swear, than you do.
-Difficult? Well, Sir Jasper, you or anyone may try
-their chances so far as I am concerned—I would not give
-that for them”—snapping his fingers. “Pure waste!
-When I tell you that I have failed——”</p>
-
-<p>The unconscious cockscombry was greeted with a
-shout of laughter.</p>
-
-<p>“Hark to him!” cried old Upshott.</p>
-
-<p>“Odds life!” jeered Sir Jasper. “You stimulate
-me! So fastidious?”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay!” Young Bellairs flung a fine black eye about
-him. “So virtuous,” said he, his voice sinking quite
-an octave deeper than its usual gay note.</p>
-
-<p>There was another laugh; and then a silence; and
-then Sir Jasper repeated drawling:</p>
-
-<p>“So virtuous? It all depends what the virtue is—eh,
-gentlemen? There’s prudence, now—they tell me
-’tis much practised of the French.”</p>
-
-<p>“What am I to take out of that, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why lad, you may take it that Miss knows her value.
-With all due deference to your good looks, you might fail
-where one like myself might succeed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Meaning, Sir Jasper——?”</p>
-
-<p>“Meaning, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, that little milliners,
-especially if they’ve been in Paris, may have learnt to
-have an eye to the main chance.”</p>
-
-<p>There was again much and loud merriment. The
-four other gentlemen looked at the one handsome youth
-of the party as if it were agreeable to see his comb
-cut.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[113]</span>“Gad, if there’s any betting going on it, I’ll back
-Jasper,” said Sir James Devlin, with that cold smile of
-his which seemed to blight where it rested. “But the
-mischief’s in it, who’d take up the wager at such odds?
-What? Sweet, penniless Romeo in the one scale, and
-rich Sir Paris in the other, and Juliet a French milliner,
-Pshaw!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why then, Sir James,” cried Mr. Bellairs. “Romeo
-is none so penniless but that he can back his own word.
-I’m ready to wager Sir Jasper this moment as much as he
-cares to risk that Miss Pamela Pounce—who is not
-French, sir, but good Kentish stock—will send him to the
-right-about, as she has sent—aye, though ’tis I say it—a
-better man! That all his money-bags will not weigh
-this nutshell”—he crushed one under his clenched
-hand on the mahogany as he spoke—“against her
-virtue.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper grew red in the face; his eyes protruded,
-his veins swelled.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, done with you, you poor innocent——”</p>
-
-<p>“Stay, stay,” intervened Sir James. “If there’s to
-be betting, let’s do it proper, a’ Heaven’s name! <i>In
-primo</i>, what is the wager to be?”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper and Bellairs spoke together:</p>
-
-<p>“That pretty Pounce will pounce fast enough if it is
-made worth her while,” cried Sir Jasper, with a guffaw.
-And:</p>
-
-<p>“That Sir Jasper has about as much chance of Miss
-Pamela Pounce’s favour as of the Princess Royal’s,”
-asserted Bellairs.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, tut, tut!” Sir James Devlin shook his head
-and clacked his tongue. “If I’m to draw up your wager,
-gentlemen, you must, if you please, be a trifle less slipshod.
-You can’t bet on a pun, Sir Jasper, nor you on a high-falutin’
-comparison to royal ladies, young man. You’ve
-got to bet on facts, my lads. Say, that a week from to-day
-we find the young person agreeably installed under
-the protection of our host here, in—better say London—eh,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[114]</span>
-Jasper? Might be a bit awkward, too close to Miss’s
-family, what? Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs here to be given
-ocular proof that circumstances alter cases. Let your
-charmer ask him to tea in her new abode this day
-week.”</p>
-
-<p>“Carry her off, carry her off, good old style. Tally-ho!”
-cried the tipsy squire.</p>
-
-<p>“Capital idea!” Mr. Grinder shook with amusement.
-“Run away with her! Carry her off, and keep
-her from the hats and feathers, Sir Jasper, and I’ll see
-that you get Little Pitfold at long last. We’ll foreclose
-for the rest of the mortgage. Zounds, we will! Drat
-that girl! She’s been paying off at an uncommon quick
-rate. Took my breath away, she did. We had to give
-old Pounce a couple of years for the look of the thing,
-you remember—never dreaming—But there! Time will
-be up next Lady Day, and”—he broke into dry chuckling—“if
-you carry off the girl you’ll win your wager,
-and get your land into the bargain. Kill two birds with
-one stone.”</p>
-
-<p>Jocelyn Bellairs lay back in his seat with arms folded,
-and a scornful smile on his countenance. He did not
-care what conditions were imposed, and the higher the
-stake the better for him. He was so sure of the result.</p>
-
-<p>Sir James Devlin had drawn out his tablets.</p>
-
-<p>“The wager’s plain enough now,” quoth he. “Sir
-Jasper Standish wagers Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs that the
-girl, Pamela Pounce, will give him a dish of tea this day
-week, at an address hereafter to be determined, the said
-Pamela Pounce being then established under the protection
-of the said Jasper Standish. What are the
-stakes?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, make it worth while!” eagerly cried Bellairs.</p>
-
-<p>Devlin gave him a keen side-glance.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis scarce usual to make the stakes higher than you
-can meet, Mr. Bellairs.”</p>
-
-<p>The young man flushed darkly. But before he could
-reply:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[115]</span>“Odds my life,” exclaimed Sir Jasper. “Let’s
-make it worth while! What say you to a thousand
-guineas?”</p>
-
-<p>“Done!” cried Jocelyn eagerly. Then he added:
-“I’d like to make a stipulation. If Sir James loses, let
-him remit the rest of that mortgage first, whatever it is.
-I’ll be content with the residue.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon my word, sir, that’s a strange proposal,” said
-Sir Jasper, staring with an air which gave him an odd
-resemblance to an incensed bull.</p>
-
-<p>“You can cry off the whole bet, if you’re afraid of it,”
-taunted his guest.</p>
-
-<p>“Foh!” said Mr. Grinder. “’Tis but a matter of a
-hundred and eighty-nine pounds, when all is said and
-done. Never niggle at that, Sir Jasper. Go in, and
-win! ’Pon me soul!” cried the old sinner, rubbing his
-hands, “I’d sleep better in my grave if I thought the
-Standish estate had got Pitfold at last.”</p>
-
-<p>“The stakes to be a thousand guineas,” murmured
-Devlin as he wrote, “out of which Sir Jasper remits the
-rest of Farmer Pounce’s mortgage, one hundred and
-eighty-nine pounds and hands the residue eight hundred
-and eleven, plus the shillings for the guineas, to Mr.
-Jocelyn Bellairs. Any backers? Fifty guineas on
-Jasper. Who’ll take me?”</p>
-
-<p>Squire Upshott was too far gone, and Lawyer Grinder
-shook his head, so Sir James had to content himself with
-jotting down: “No backers.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, zounds!” exclaimed Sir Jasper, after he had
-ruminated a while. “It seems that more hangs on this
-betting to-night than the virtue of Miss, after all. What?
-The farm that we Standishes from grandfather down
-have vainly been trying to get hold of. That’s a fine
-idea of yours, Grinder, odds my life, it is! A thousand
-guineas besides, and as fine an armful—hark ye, Devlin,
-did ye notice her this morning in church, as neat as a
-chestnut filly? Foh! There’s blood in her, sir, there’s
-blood in her, or I’m no judge——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[116]</span>He broke off. ’Twas a dashed superior smile on young
-puppy’s face. What made the fellow so cocksure, in the
-name of all that was sly? A sudden thought struck him.</p>
-
-<p>“Look you here, Master Bellairs,” cried he, with a
-muffled roar. “No collusion! No putting your head
-and Miss Pounce’s together to do me out of a thousand
-guineas! Eh, Devlin? Eh, Grinder? No blanked
-tricks!”</p>
-
-<p>Jocelyn’s nostrils quivered scornfully.</p>
-
-<p>“I give you my word of honour, Sir Jasper,” said he,
-“to have no communication in private with the young
-lady till your week is out.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, come!” said Sir James. “Split me, Jasper,
-we’re all gentlemen here!”</p>
-
-<p>The smile on the face of Mr. Bellairs became accentuated.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m ready to give Sir Jasper any guarantee,” said
-he.</p>
-
-<p>“Deuce take him! He’s like a fellow with a card up
-his sleeve!” thought Sir Jasper. “Word of honour, or
-no word of honour, I’ll make Devlin keep watch for
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>When they went upstairs to the splendid, neglected
-drawing-room where Lady Barbara Flyte, her niece, Miss
-Lesbia Ogle, and Mrs. Colonel Dashwood were waiting
-to pour out tea for them, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs showed
-himself in high spirits.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Pamela, my girl!” cried he to himself, “that
-was an angry look you cast at me across your prayer-book
-this morning, a monstrous, unpeaceful kind of look
-to a man of good will; but if this day’s work has not
-wiped out old scores—A ‘filly,’ he called you. Aye,
-you’ll come over the fence as clean as a bird. I’ve no
-fear of you, my splendid girl, and you’ll be kinder to me,
-I dare swear, when next we meet; but that won’t be this
-day week, at any lodging paid for by Sir Jasper.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[117]</span>“Why, la, Sir Jasper, what a merry tune!” And
-“Oh, Sir Jasper, what a strange, pretty place!” And,
-“Why, Sir Jasper, ’tis the most Christmas sight I’ve
-ever beheld!” And, “Pray, pray, Sir Jasper, don’t ask
-me to trip it with your country bumpkins, for I vow and
-protest I could never pick up those vulgar steps!”
-And, “Oh, Aunt Bab, do but look at the pink roses in
-Goody’s cap!” And, “Oh, Miss Ogle, you’re nowhere,
-I declare, beside Miss in feathers yonder, plucked from
-the old turkey before mother put it in the pot.” “You’re
-too droll, Mrs. Dashwood!” “Do you think, Sir
-Jasper, the buck in the top-boots would have me for his
-partner if I simpered ever so sweet upon him?”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper, moving in this fire of chatter, a lady on
-each arm and Miss Lesbia Ogle hanging on his coat-tails,
-appeared at the barn-door when he believed his guests
-to be assembled. The merry tune to which Lady Bab
-had alluded fell silent at his approach; there were curtseys
-and dips and bows on every side, while the three
-fiddlers mopped their streaming faces and, rising as one
-man from the wooden bench on which they had been
-seated in a row, duly ducked their shock heads to their
-patron.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper gave condescending smiles and short, indifferent
-nods right and left, the while his eyes roamed,
-seeking, this way and that. Here was old Mother Pounce,
-right enough, as large as one of her own feather beds, in
-a lace cap, if you please, mighty genteel, with lavender
-knots. And Farmer Pounce in his red waistcoat; confound
-the fellow, with his air of independence! Aye, was
-there not a sort of triumph about him? Don’t cry till
-you’re out of the wood, Mr. Yeoman! And split him,
-what a row of young Pounces—a fine healthy litter!
-And, ’pon honour, a monstrous pretty little chit in
-white muslin with a straw hat! Pshaw! He had no
-time to waste on silly seventeen. Where was their
-agreeable bone of contention; where was the handsome
-Pamela?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[118]</span>“How, now, yeoman, where is your elder daughter?”</p>
-
-<p>“At home, Sir Jasper,” answered the father, with the
-brevity that declines discussion.</p>
-
-<p>“Sure, Sir Jasper,” put in Mrs. Pounce, conciliatingly.
-“My daughter was vastly obleeged, but she was a trifle
-fatigued this evening.”</p>
-
-<p>“She would stay and look after our Tom,” piped
-Susie.</p>
-
-<p>“She preferred not to come, sir,” said Yeoman Pounce,
-frowning.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper’s brow had likewise gathered thunder-clouds.
-His eyes rolled inward. One excuse contradicted another;
-the farmer’s insolence voiced the truth. And
-Master Jocelyn Bellairs, who had not accompanied his
-host to the dance, because forsooth, it might be difficult
-for him to keep his honourable pledge—Master Jocelyn
-Bellairs, who had announced his intention of taking a
-pleasure stroll this freezing Christmas night—Master
-Jocelyn Bellairs, whose very presence at Standish Hall
-demanded explanation; who was practically a self-invited
-visitor, where was he? Pshaw, did they take
-him for a fool? Was he to be mocked in his own house
-and jockeyed by his own guest? Zounds! The whole
-plot was clear in a minute. A plot it was; no wonder
-Mr. Bellairs had that insufferable air of certainty. He and
-his lady-love would soon be laughing over the thought of
-how they had swindled him of a thousand guineas. And
-what a spending time they would have together!</p>
-
-<p>If the revelation came swift as lightning to Sir Jasper,
-no less swiftly did he make up his mind for action.</p>
-
-<p>It was a three-mile walk to Pitfold Farm. He would
-have out his curricle, and his bloods, and be beforehand
-with Bellairs.</p>
-
-<p>Some ten minutes later he was bowling along the frozen
-road at the highest speed of his roughed horses, an
-astounded groom beside him. Purpose was setting in
-his mind as hard as the ice in the ditches. There was no
-time like the present. He had a slippery pair of young<span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[119]</span>
-rascals to deal with. If he was to win his wager he must
-carry off the girl this very night.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>He laid his plans with a wiliness which is not infrequently
-a characteristic of gross natures. Conscious
-in himself of a fine capacity for evil, such as he will be
-suspicious of every one and everything; look for treachery
-from his most trusted friend, and infidelity in the wife
-of his bosom.</p>
-
-<p>He dismounted at the farmyard gate, and bade Job
-Stallion, the groom, drive in alone and announce that
-Sir Jasper Standish had sent the curricle for Miss Pounce,
-as it was her father and mother’s pleasure she should
-come to the dance.</p>
-
-<p>The ruse succeeded with a facility beyond his expectations.
-Pamela had been finding the lonely evening
-disconsolate enough. Baby Tom slept, while old Nance
-displayed uncommon wakefulness. The time was heavy
-on Pamela’s hands, and to while it away she had had the
-happy thought of trying on the pretty garments which
-she had prepared before Mr. Bellairs’ appearance in
-church had made a call upon her prudence.</p>
-
-<p>Now the reaction which so often follows self-sacrifice
-had set in. She was beginning to call herself a fool, and
-to regret her excessive discretion. Thus when old Nance
-laboured, panting, to the attic chamber, and supplemented
-Job’s message with: “You’d never think of
-saying nay now, Pam, my dear. Ain’t it Providence
-you should just have been fitting on? And, oh, to be
-sure, was there ever so pure lovely a gown? You’ll be
-the belle o’ the ball, my dearie, that you will, and easy!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela never hesitated at all. She caught her travelling-cloak
-off the peg, and lifted her best feathered hat
-from its bandbox—how could a milliner resist such an
-opportunity?—pinned it on her auburn curls, cast herself
-headlong down the stairs, out through the farm kitchen
-like a whirlwind, and laughing, swung herself up on the
-curricle beside the grinning Joe.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[120]</span>She was rather taken aback when this latter halted
-outside the farmyard gate, and a portly figure appeared
-from the shadow of the oak tree. Hat in hand, Sir
-Jasper pleasantly saluted her.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Miss Pounce, this is capital. Your father and
-mother vowed you’d never come, but I said I was sure
-so good a daughter would be obedient to her parents.
-Nevertheless”—he was climbing up beside her in the
-high seat, while Job shut the gates behind them—“I was
-ready, you see, to exercise a neighbour’s persuasion,
-should you persist in your cruel resolve. The ball would
-be nothing without you, ’pon honour. There are half a
-dozen fine young bucks with faces as long as my whip-handle
-already.”</p>
-
-<p>By this time Job was up on the back seat, and his
-master started the chestnuts at a pace that only his own
-pride and temper would have urged upon them.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, la!” cried Miss Pounce, and made a clutch for
-her hat. She drew the pure keen air into her lungs, felt
-the wind of their passage blow with the most delicious
-invigoration against her face. “Oh, la! Was there
-ever anything so beautiful? ’Tis the first time I have
-driven by moonlight. ’Tis the first time I have ever
-driven in a curricle! Oh, ’tis like flying, Sir Jasper!
-Oh, what a night! I vow I feel like a bird!”</p>
-
-<p>The moonlight flooded the road, hedges and trees
-sparkled and shimmered white as diamonds. The sky
-was one mighty sapphire, darkly, wonderfully blue.
-The stars, fainting in the moonlight, looked like the
-thousand facets of a jewel.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” cried Pamela again, “I’ll make a head out of it
-for the opera, I will indeed! Sapphire blue ribbands
-and frosted silver feathers. ’Tis an inspiration.”</p>
-
-<p>This gave Sir Jasper his opening.</p>
-
-<p>“Why,” said he, “’tis a monstrous pity such a monstrous
-fine girl as you should have to work for her living.
-The moment I set eyes on you this morning, said I to
-myself——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[121]</span>Pamela interrupted:</p>
-
-<p>“Keep your pity and your compliments, sir. They’re
-wasted on me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, how now, I like your spirit. I vow, my dear,
-’tis you are wasted on such a life.”</p>
-
-<p>“What if I like my work, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“You were born to wear ’em—the fine hats—not to
-make ’em. You were born to be a lady, that’s what I
-said to myself the moment I clapped eyes on you this
-morning.”</p>
-
-<p>“Foh! I know ’tis gentlemen’s way to start this kind
-of silly talk whenever they get with a poor girl, but I
-assure you, sir, I’ve no relish for it. And as for my being
-a lady, I’ve seen too much of gentlefolk. I wouldn’t
-thank the Lord to ha’ made me one.”</p>
-
-<p>She spoke with her head up and a straight back.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis but gentlemen’s way,” she repeated to herself;
-“but I’ll let him see he’ll have to respect me, lady or no
-lady.”</p>
-
-<p>She gripped the rail of the curricle, not to give herself
-courage—for she had no thought there was anything to
-fear—but to brace herself the better against any further
-presumption. She was quite unprepared, therefore,
-when he turned his bloods away from the road leading
-to Standish Hall, and, with a flourish of the whip,
-sent them helter-skelter up the hill on the London
-causeway.</p>
-
-<p>The cry she gave was one more of anger than of fear.
-A solitary pedestrian, coming at a swinging pace along
-the road which led from Sir Jasper’s residence, heard it,
-and beheld the curricle as it topped the hill, fantastically
-silhouetted in black against the moonlit sky. He gave
-an answering shout, and started running. But he had
-as much chance of overtaking the gig as if it had been
-a bird on the flight. He gave up, panting, after a yard
-or two, stamped his foot, shook his fist at the radiant
-sky, and started running again in the opposite direction.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[122]</span>“Where are you taking me to?”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper’s teeth and his eyeballs flashed horribly in
-the silver light as he smiled upon Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll be uncommon grateful to me one day, my
-pretty little milliner.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good Heaven, what do you mean, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“I dare swear you ain’t so far from being grateful now.
-Oh, aye! ’Tis the regular thing to set up a hullaballoo,
-but I’m not to be taken in by any tushery, and so I tell
-you! You may scream till you’re blue, there ain’t a soul
-on the roads to hear you, and as for kicking, ’tain’t easy
-on a curricle, so, like a girl of sense let’s pretend you’ve
-had your vapours, and you and I will have a glorious time
-together. Why, who was talking of silver feathers?
-’Tis golden chains I’ll give you, my splendid child; aye,
-and a pearl each for your pretty ears—I can’t see ’em
-under your hat, but I dare swear they’re pretty like the
-rest—and maybe a diamond brooch for your kerchief.
-And you shall have a house of your own and a pair of fine
-London maids to wait on you, and I’ll take you about,
-my dear, and you will have naught to do in the world
-but enjoy yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>She listened in dead silence till he had finished, and then
-without condescending to reply to him, turned her head
-over her shoulder, and hailed the groom.</p>
-
-<p>“Job Stallion, Job Stallion,” she said, “your father was
-reared on my father’s land. Will you see a Kentish girl
-carried away to perdition against her will, and not lift
-a finger to save her?”</p>
-
-<p>“Job Stallion,” said Sir Jasper, snatching a pistol from
-the seat beside him, “if you unfold your arms you’re a
-dead man.”</p>
-
-<p>Then Sir Jasper and the yeoman’s daughter stared into
-each other’s eyes, each drawing long, fierce breaths
-through dilated nostrils. Suddenly he laughed and
-dropped the pistol back into its holster. Again he sent
-his whip circling. The horses broke into a canter on the
-downward slope, the light-hung vehicle swaying and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[123]</span>
-leaping behind them. The very intensity of their speed
-saved them from stumbling.</p>
-
-<p>At length Pamela said in a low voice:</p>
-
-<p>“At least I have a right to know where you are taking
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did I not tell you? To London.”</p>
-
-<p>“You do not think I am so simple as to believe you can
-drive to London with these horses to-night?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, of course not. We’ll stop at Ashford, and get a
-chaise and four of the best posters money can hire. We’ll
-be in London to-night, never fear. Hark, there’s nine
-of the clock striking from Catterford Hill.”</p>
-
-<p>He pointed with his whip. Pamela saw the square
-tower of the little church silver and black against the sky.
-A lump rose in her throat. For the first and only time
-that night a burst of hysterical weeping threatened to
-overwhelm her.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m lost,” she said to herself, “if I don’t keep brave.
-If I don’t keep my head, I’m lost.”</p>
-
-<p>No strong soul ever cries vainly on courage. The
-anguish passed, her spirit rose.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper Standish,” said she, “why are you running
-away with me? Tell me that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Won’t you believe I want to make a lady of
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“No.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, then, the mere sight of that handsome face of
-yours this morning has made me mad in love with you.
-Will you believe that?”</p>
-
-<p>“Neither the one nor the other, sir. You see,” she
-went on, “I am not kicking nor screaming, I am in your
-power, and I can’t help myself. I think you’d find it
-better for yourself, sir, and better for me, if you’d tell me
-the truth.”</p>
-
-<p>Her quiet tone, the perfect composure of her face, very
-pale and lovely in the moonlight as she turned it upon
-him, struck some faint spark of generosity.</p>
-
-<p>“By Heaven!” said he admiringly. “You’re a well-plucked<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[124]</span>
-one. The truth you want. Split me, ’tis all
-true! But you’re right, there’s yet another reason.
-I want to win a wager, my little darling!”</p>
-
-<p>“What wager, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“You.” He grinned at her. “That spark of yours—he
-is a spark of yours, ain’t he?—that fine young fellow,
-Jocelyn Bellairs, he wagered you were too virtuous for a
-man to have a chance with. But I wagered him you
-wasn’t. Come now, you’re a good-hearted piece. Help
-me to win my wager, and I’ll make it worth your
-while.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela reflected profoundly. Then she gave a little
-laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Sir Jasper!” she exclaimed. “What sad,
-wild creatures you gentlemen are! It comes to this,
-then. I’ve got to make the best of a bad job.” Then she
-swallowed hard, and said, with a still more sprightly air,
-“You’ll give me a bit of supper at Ashford, I suppose,
-for I’m mortal hungry.”</p>
-
-<p>He broke into hoarse laughter, and cried again that, by
-Heaven, she was a well-plucked one, and they’d get on
-first class; that she should have the finest supper the
-Bear Inn could afford. If she’d stand by him, by Jingo,
-he’d stand by her. There wasn’t a gentleman in England
-who’d be such a friend to the woman who trusted him
-as he would be to her.</p>
-
-<p>When they arrived at Ashford, she demanded, with a
-sudden air of command, which became her, he thought,
-mightily, and tickled his already high good humour to
-positive hilarity, that she should be brought to a sitting-room
-and partake of the meal in privacy while the post-chaise
-was being got ready.</p>
-
-<p>“And,” quoth she, “let it be champagne, Sir Jasper,
-since”—she gave him a wide, taunting smile—“’tis to
-be made worth my while.”</p>
-
-<p>He flung an arm about her the moment the waiter had
-withdrawn; she freed herself with a vigorous thrust, but
-as she did so, she laughed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[125]</span>“Nay, drink your sillery, sir. Aye, pour me a glass.
-Oh, aye, I’ll drink any toast you like. Have you not said
-it yourself? I’m the best-natured girl in the world—so
-long as you keep your place, sir. Why, ’tis the finest
-pigeon-pie I’ve tasted since Paris. You know I was in
-Paris, Sir Jasper?”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper chuckled, winking at her.</p>
-
-<p>Her fingers clenched round her knife, the while her
-smile would not have misbefitted the lips of a Bacchante.</p>
-
-<p>“And will you bring me to the opera, Sir Jasper? Oh,
-and to Ranelagh? Oh, to think of me going to Ranelagh
-on a gentleman’s arm, like a lady!”</p>
-
-<p>He was enraptured. He tossed the remainder of his
-tumbler down, and filled himself a third, emptying the
-bottle. He had almost forgotten the wager in the
-intoxication of his personal triumph. Dash it! It had
-not taken him long to cut out young Bellairs. What a
-demnition handsome piece she was. There wasn’t one of
-those raffish ladies he had left behind him at Standish
-Hall could hold a candle to her. And odds his life!
-What a pair of eyes she had, and what teeth, and what
-a skin!</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly she dropped her knife and fork.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper,” said she, with an air of great gravity,
-“I’ll not go a step farther with you unless you do something
-for me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Name it, my dear.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, sir, send Job back with a letter to my parents.
-And ’twill be the best for yourself, I can tell you, as
-matters stand. My father wouldn’t let the king rob him
-of his daughter without a fight.”</p>
-
-<p>He stood staring at her doubtfully, his wide nostrils
-scenting mischief like an irritated bull; she went on very
-quickly, “I’ll not go a step farther with you unless you
-do. Give me your tablets—gentlemen always carry
-them, I know. You shall see for yourself what I
-write.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[126]</span>“<i>Dear Father—don’t be alarmed, I’m going with Sir
-Jasper for a wager. ’Tis a mere joke. He’s too grand
-a gentleman to let harm come to me out of it.—Your
-loving daughter, Pam.</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>She read it to him. He went over it himself, then once
-more tried to catch her to him, vowing she was as clever
-as she was handsome.</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, nay, nay!” She was the most imperative,
-tantalising creature possible to imagine. “Now, Sir
-Jasper, run and give this to Job yourself. Stay, put a
-guinea with it, to make the lad eager. Tell him to ride,
-ride, ride, hell for leather! Isn’t that what you gentlemen
-say? Hell for leather,” she repeated, laughing, as she
-hustled him from the room. “Don’t come back to me
-till you’ve seen him start.”</p>
-
-<p>He went. That third bumper of champagne on the
-head of so many potations earlier in the day, after the
-long, cold drive, had fairly stupefied him. He went,
-because her strong will drove him, without attempting
-to analyse her motive. For the moment his suspicious
-brain was lulled to a kind of imbecile complacence. He
-went pounding forth. As soon as the sound of his heavy
-steps died away on the wooden boards, Pamela was out
-of the room like a dart.</p>
-
-<p>She had seen the dark pit of the back stairs gape on the
-passage as they had passed along to the sitting-room.
-She was down it now, as sure-footed as if it had been lit
-up. In another moment, past a pair of staring kitchen
-sluts and a tapman, she was out in the back yard and
-running along the village street.</p>
-
-<p>She always declared afterwards that she had been as
-one guided. She did not pause to reconnoitre or hesitate
-at a turning. Fleet and light as a shadow, she raced
-through the alleys of the little town, deserted this Christmas
-night, till she came to a point on the main road
-which she knew Job Stallion must pass on his homeward
-way, and then she hid herself.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[127]</span>She had not very long to wait before the beat of horses’
-hoofs resounded on the frozen ground. Hell for leather,
-indeed! ’Twas the most egregious jog-trot that ever
-took lazy groom and unwilling horse from warm quarters
-on a Christmas night!</p>
-
-<p>Job Stallion let fly a terrified oath as Pamela rose out of
-the ditch and laid a hand upon his bridle. He was
-scarcely less alarmed when he discovered that he had to
-do with neither wraith nor highwaywoman, but with his
-master’s prize. She cut short his “darsents” and his
-whimpering expostulations very sternly.</p>
-
-<p>“I am going to ride pillion behind you, Job Stallion,
-and you must whip up that fat brute of a post-horse to
-something of a canter, for you’ve got to carry me back
-home before Sir Jasper can overtake us. Thank your
-stars, my lad,” she went on, “that the Lord has given
-you a chance of redeeming the night’s work, for I tell you
-it would have gone hard with any who had a hand in it.
-Men have been hanged for less!”</p>
-
-<p>She kept him busy with whip and spur till the old grey
-mare wheezed and bucketed along the road at a pace
-astonishing for her years and size.</p>
-
-<p>It was somewhere midway between Ashford and
-Pitfold that they crossed Mr. Bellairs riding towards them
-on his own rakish chestnut as if for a race. If Pamela’s
-heart beat high at sight of him she did not avow her
-pride and pleasure even to herself; if her bright, clear
-heat of anger and triumphant determination gave place
-to tender, womanly emotions, she betrayed no sign of
-them. She postponed explanations, and issued instructions
-to Mr. Bellairs as to Job Stallion in the accents
-of one who means they shall be carried out.</p>
-
-<p>“You will kindly ride a hundred paces behind me,
-Mr. Bellairs. I have no notion of having my name
-mixed up with yours or Sir Jasper’s this night. As for
-you, Job, hand me over that tablet. You can keep the
-guinea for yourself. And you will drop me, if you please,
-in the courtyard at Standish Hall, for ’tis not too late to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[128]</span>
-join the dancers in the barn. And I mean there shall
-be no talk on this night’s work, if I can help it.</p>
-
-<p>“If you breathe a word, Job Stallion, you’ll wish you
-never were born, or my father’s name not Jeremy Pounce!
-And as for you, Mr. Bellairs, sir, you’ve won your wager—yes,
-I know all about it—so you owe me a good turn, I
-think, and all I ask for is silence, silence! My father’s
-a violent man, and it does no woman’s name any good—no,
-not even a poor milliner’s—to be made such sport
-of as mine betwixt you two gentlemen to-night. As for
-Sir Jasper, I warrant he’ll hold his tongue. He don’t
-cut so fine a figure!”</p>
-
-<p>And so it ended. Pamela went to the barn dance,
-after all, and danced in vast condescension with several
-agreeable young farmers. Jocelyn Bellairs got the
-rector to introduce him to Mrs. Pounce, and sitting beside
-that lady, made himself so agreeable that she was, as
-she expressed it, quite in a twitter. Mindful of his word
-passed to Sir Jasper, he did not again approach Pamela,
-but the gaze with which he followed her about the long
-room was eloquent enough.</p>
-
-<p>When the little Pounces had nearly yawned themselves
-off the benches, and Pamela’s poppet, Peg, had gone to
-sleep outright, her curly head on her mother’s ample lap,
-it was the elegant young gentleman who conducted Mrs.
-Pounce to the waiting farm cart, with as much courtesy
-as if he were leading a duchess to her barouche. The
-moon was set. The courtyard was fitfully illumined by
-torches thrust into clamps in the wall, and by the shifting
-rays of the lanterns carried by the revellers.</p>
-
-<p>As Pamela, standing by the cart, lifted Peg up to her
-mother’s extended arms, while Mr. Bellairs obligingly
-held the lantern, Sir Jasper’s curricle wheeled slowly
-into the yard drawn by a pair of fairly exhausted
-thoroughbreds. Without stirring from his high seat,
-the reins slipping from his hands, Sir Jasper stared at
-the picture painted on the night as at some spectral
-vision.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[129]</span>“Why, here’s Sir Jasper!” cried an obsequious voice.
-“Three cheers for Sir Jasper, lads!”</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps because his appearance had been as unexpected
-as his disappearance, perhaps because the sight of his
-dreadful face of wrath, flamingly illumined by the red
-glare of a torch was enough to choke off any demonstration,
-perhaps because he was too unpopular a landlord even
-for so many glasses of negus and so many mince-pies to
-counterbalance—however it may have been, there was
-but a poor response; a faint cry, that rose and quavered
-away. It was almost more deadly in its effect than an
-execration. Sir Jasper rolled a bloodshot eye upon his
-tenants and neighbours.</p>
-
-<p>“Blast you all!” he cried huskily, let himself drop
-from his seat, and reeled towards the house.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>On New Year’s day Pamela returned to London, and,
-on the day after, a summons to Yeoman Pounce to attend
-at Mr. Grinder’s office in Canterbury caused some perturbation
-to the inmates of Little Pitfold. But when he
-returned he brought astounding intelligence.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll never believe it, wife!” he cried from the
-threshold, “but the mortgage is paid off! Buss me,
-mother, we’re free of our own again!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, ’tis our Pam! ’Tis that best of children! Oh,
-the surprise, father! Oh, the slyness of it, never telling
-us a word! Oh, was there ever so good a girl?”</p>
-
-<p>“Lawyer Grinder,” said the farmer, letting himself
-drop heavily in a chair, “kept a close mouth. He wasn’t
-at liberty, those were his words, to say who it was as had
-paid it off. ‘But paid off it is, and that’s enough for you,
-farmer,’ says he. ‘I reckon I know whom I’m beholden
-to,’ I says, ‘and I’ll tell you plain, lawyer,’ says I,
-‘I’m not a man as ’ud be beholden without it was to one
-who, so to speak, be but paying back what’s due to a
-parent.’ At that he smiles on the wrong side of his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[130]</span>
-mouth, after his fashion, wife, none best pleased, I can
-tell you. As for Sir Jasper—well, he won’t get hold o’
-Little Pitfold nohow now!”</p>
-
-<p>When Mrs. Pounce wrote to Pamela in London the
-letter was very full of blessings on a good daughter.</p>
-
-<p>“And your father is so out of himself with joy, my dear,
-’tis a new lease of life.”</p>
-
-<p>And Pamela smiled as she read. Her lover, now very
-respectful, though by no means less ardent, had told her
-the story of the wager. Who was to say, after all, that
-she had not paid off the mortgage? As for the rest, she
-knew when to speak and when to be silent.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[131]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VI</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney Strikes a Match and<br>
-Miss Pounce Throws Cold Water on it</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">The</span> late Lady Standish was one of my Lady Kilcroney’s
-earliest friends.</p>
-
-<p>When Kitty first burst upon society in the select
-precincts of Bath—then the fabulously rich, unpardonably
-pretty, delightful, audacious, amazing little Widow
-Bellairs—Julia Standish was scarce a three weeks’ bride.</p>
-
-<p>From the very beginning Kitty’s endeavour had been
-to insert some backbone into the lovely but invertebrate
-Julia, and once, in despair, she had summed up the
-situation by exclaiming: “That ’twas like trying to
-mould too soft a jelly: the moment you thought you had
-her into shape, she was deliquescent again.”</p>
-
-<p>Therefore, though the connection was long and close;
-though Kitty, whether as Mistress Bellairs or my Lady
-Kilcroney, counted no party complete without her Julia;
-though, when in town together, scarce a day could pass
-upon which Julia, driven by the stress of some overwhelming
-emotional crisis, did not fling herself, weeping,
-upon Kitty’s breast, it could not be said that my Lady
-Kilcroney was very ardently attached to Lady Standish,
-or that her death, sad and premature as it was, plunged
-her in any depth of sorrow.</p>
-
-<p>The truth was that Julia Standish, elegant and virtuous,
-fair to look on and fond of feeling, belonged to the class
-that wear out the affections by over-usage. The stuff
-of Kitty’s sturdy good comradeship had been worn so
-uncommonly thin, that at the time of Julia’s lamented<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[132]</span>
-death scarcely enough had been left between them to
-make a darn worth while.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty liked life in a strong brew, and Lady Standish
-wept into her cup so persistently that there was nothing
-left but salt water.</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless, when the news of the irreparable event
-reached her, my Lady, being the best-hearted little woman
-in the world, wept herself for quite three minutes, and
-then, dispatching her Lord to see what service he could
-be to poor Sir Jasper, ordered her sedan and had herself
-deposited at Madame Mirabel’s in Bond Street, to order
-a black bonnet and mourning mantle for the funeral.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord had set out on his melancholy errand with a
-dutiful concealment of its intense distastefulness.</p>
-
-<p>He thought Jasper’s case the most confounded dreadful
-a man could be placed in, and shrank, with all his Irish
-softness, from the spectacle of a woe beyond his consolation.</p>
-
-<p>He found matters even more tragic than he anticipated.
-The last word Sir Jasper’s incomparable Julia murmured
-to him, as, her hand in his, she left him for a better world,
-was to remind him of his promise never to replace her.
-This pledge had been exacted many times during the
-seven years of their existence together, but never more
-solemnly than in the hours that had preceded her demise.</p>
-
-<p>From the moment of her seizure—spasms on the lungs—to
-that last breath, Sir Jasper had been in unremitting
-attendance. Every physician of note had been summoned
-to her bedside; but, in spite of all the resources of science,
-bloodings, blisters and cuppings, pills and potions, poor
-Julia Standish persisted in succumbing. He was the
-most afflicted of widowers! She had been the pearl of
-wives. No woman could ever compare with her in the
-whole world again. He was a blasted man. Console
-himself! he roared. That angel, that departed saint
-need have put him to no promise. She might sleep in
-peace; her Jasper was henceforth naught but a solitary
-mourner. What was left him, indeed, but to live for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[133]</span>
-his little ones, those five pledges of their mutual affection;
-to rear them worthy of such a mother, and, his task
-accomplished, take his broken heart to lie beside her in
-the grave? “For I will be buried with my Julia,” he
-cried upon each fresh gush of tears.</p>
-
-<p>“Faith,” said Lord Kilcroney to his Kitty, describing
-the scene to her when they met again, “she’s dropt her
-mantle upon him with a vengeance. Wasn’t it the
-watering-pot you used to call her, me darling? The
-poor lady. He caught me by the neck a while ago, and
-troth he soaked me to the skin. ‘She was the most
-elegant woman!’ cries he. ‘She was that, me lad,’
-says I. ‘And the most virtuous!’ cries he, with another
-gulp. ‘Aye, that she was,’ cries I. And sure, Kitty,
-if ever a poor soul made virtue tedious and dismal——”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush, hush!” my Lady Kilcroney interrupted.
-“Speak no ill of the dead, sir. Poor Julia, she was a
-fond, foolish creature, but she was an old friend, and,
-’pon honour. Denis, I’m crying for her myself. ’Tis
-but fitting indeed, that Sir Jasper, who was a sad, bad
-husband, my love, and would have given any woman
-red eyes, should mourn her now.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis the frantickest widower I ever met. Mourn,
-quotha! ‘How shall I survive?’ is all his cry, and to
-see him going on that way, you’d scarce give him a
-sennight.”</p>
-
-<p>“Psha!” said Kitty. “Such frantick fits never last.
-I give him a sennight, my Lord, to—to dry his eyes and
-look about for number two.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon me honour, Kitty, you’re out of it! Didn’t
-she extract a promise from him, the dying angel, that
-he’d never look at woman again, and as for marriage——”</p>
-
-<p>“And if that isn’t Julia all over!” cried Kitty indignantly.
-“And he with five children! A man of Sir
-Jasper’s temperament! Tush! Pooh! And were I
-on my death-bed, Denis, ’twould be the last of my wishes
-to lay such a monstrous bit of nonsense on your spirits.
-Why, ’twould be but tempting you to perjury. Yes,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[134]</span>
-you—or any other man. ‘Look out for a well-bred
-creature, pray,’ I would say, ‘and a healthy, that she
-be kind to our little Denis, and pick her sensible, for the
-Lord’s sake.’ Now, Sir Jasper, mark my words ... I
-give him a week to bellow, and, after that—observe me—he
-will be found at such common, low places as a cockfight,
-or a bruising match, with a kerchief high about
-his neck, and a hat down on his eyes. And he will, like
-as not, make expeditions to Bristol and Plymouth, where
-he is less known, and where a man may attend a bit of
-sport without his friends’ eyes upon him. Do I not know
-your masculine ways, my Lord? And by and by he
-will be found at the clubs, at the cards, and the betting;
-and however lugubrious he may show his countenance,
-and however sadly he may heave his sigh when he first
-appears, ’twill wear off marvellous! And oh, and oh,”
-cried Kitty, breaking into wrathful laughter, “then
-there will be never such a buck on the town, nor one
-with such an eye for petticoats, as your disconsolate
-widower!”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis a biting tongue ye have in your head, me darling,”
-said Kilcroney, half admiring, half displeased.</p>
-
-<p>“Before the year is out,” concluded my Lady
-triumphantly, “’twill be the duty of all his friends, aye,
-and of poor dear Julia’s, who care for the welfare of her
-children, to see that he is safe wed. I shall look to it
-myself, I owe it to the memory of poor dear Julia!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty broke off. Her glance roamed. A frown
-corrugated her white forehead. Kilcroney saw that she
-was mentally seeking, among all her acquaintance, for
-a substitute with the desired qualifications.</p>
-
-<p>About the time of Sir Jasper’s bereavement, that
-distinguished peer, my Lord Ongar, put off this mortal
-coil. The title and fortune passed to a nephew, and it
-was found that his widow, and the daughter who was yet
-too young to have left the parent nest, were singularly
-ill-provided for. My Lady Ongar, who was a Frenchwoman,
-was in poor health; and much sympathy was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[135]</span>
-felt for her situation, as well as for that of the little Lady
-Selina, who, on the threshold of presentation to the
-world, found herself suddenly at so great a disadvantage.
-It was true that both her sisters had made good marriages;
-one to Lord Verney, who had a house in town as well as
-country property; the other to Squire Day, of Queen’s
-Compton. But then, as Kitty Kilcroney said, who, that
-had a heart in her breast, could suggest placing a high-spirited
-girl under the charge of Susan Verney? “For
-sure, my dear, somewhere back there must have been
-a slave-driver among her ancestors. And as for Nan
-Day, was she not lost in domestic bliss? and no one
-ought to expect pretty Selina to bury herself in haycocks
-and babies—other people’s babies!”</p>
-
-<p>It was owing to the Viscountess Kilcroney’s influence
-that the young lady was offered a post about the Princess
-Augusta, the second of the bevy of beautiful Royal Princesses;
-for, since assuming her duties as Lady-in-Waiting
-to Queen Charlotte, Kitty had vastly pleased Her Majesty
-in that capacity.</p>
-
-<p>Not indeed that my Lady Kilcroney, who now had her
-own personal experience to go by, approved of Court life
-as a career for any young unmarried female. ’Twas
-monstrous cramping, she declared to those who had her
-complete confidence; and the Royals, perfect beings as
-they were, and gratifying as it was to be chosen to serve
-them, had a fashion of very naturally considering themselves
-paramount, and their favour the chief benefit of
-existence.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll not have the child’s youth sucked out of her,”
-quoth my Lady, in the strict privacy of her chamber, to
-the grunting Denis, who himself disliked the Court and
-all its ways with a large intolerance, born of its demands
-on his Kitty. “But a year, my love, ’twill give her a
-certain stamp of elegance. We can scarce look for a
-very great marriage for our Selina, with never two farthings
-in her pocket, but there are a vast of pleasant
-gentlemen of the second rank who water at the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[136]</span>
-mouth at the thought of anything favoured by
-Royalty.”</p>
-
-<p>It was not till Lady Selina had been some nine months
-in her new post, and Sir Jasper Standish well-nigh a year
-a widower, that the great idea flashed into Kitty’s mind.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper was a personable man, and had not yet
-topped thirty-five; a very prime age for a bridegroom
-with the greenness of youth cast off, the tedium of maturity
-not yet as much as dawned. With your man of
-thirty-five it is a point of honour to be as ready with the
-generosity of youth as the lad of twenty, especially should
-his fancy turn to sweet seventeen. He will have gained,
-however, a vast experience, and, unless he be a fool, a
-seasoned judgment. Sir Jasper was no fool; and though
-he had so far justified my Lady Kilcroney’s prognostications
-as to be more conspicuous at any dashing sport-meeting
-than ever before, he kept chiefly in the company
-of his own sex, and never so much as noticed the passage
-of the most flouncing petticoat; and who was more likely
-to know than Kitty, since she was the only lady in the
-world whose society the widower now frequented?</p>
-
-<p>At first the talk would be all of his Julia; but in a
-little while lamentations gave way to more cheerful discourse
-anent the young family.</p>
-
-<p>It was in her capacity of godmother to little Kate
-Standish that, a due interval having elapsed since the
-loss of their ever-to-be-regretted Julia, Kitty Kilcroney
-first addressed Sir Jasper on the subject of a second
-marriage. She was, of course, quite prepared for the
-shocked refusal which met her.</p>
-
-<p>Was it possible my Lady Kilcroney should not be
-aware of the solemn vow, by which he had pledged himself
-to his Dying Treasure, to remain ever faithful to her
-memory?</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney was very well aware of it. Heaven
-knew, she exclaimed, rolling her pansy eyes towards the
-ceiling of her drawing-room—she was for the while free
-of her Court duties, and was established in the Hertford<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[137]</span>
-Street mansion—Heaven knew, if ever there was anyone
-in the world who could appreciate what a second marriage
-meant to a true mourner it was she! When Bellairs
-went—“Ah, you never knew my first, Sir Jasper! The
-most excellent, the most estimable, the most generous
-and noble-minded of men. There was not a condition
-in his will, I do assure you! Everything, everything
-left to me! ‘<i>My dearest wife, Kitty, in token of the
-perfect happiness she gave me.</i>’ Those were his words,
-Sir Jasper. But a year’s happiness, alas! and he, poor
-seraph, scarce able to endure anyone in the room with
-him with the gout so cruel settled in his joints that, if
-you’ll believe me, his feet were like nothing so much as
-warming-pans, and his hands—my poor Bellairs’ hands,
-why, there were days when he could not have borne that
-a butterfly should settle on them! When my cherished
-martyr was released from his sufferings, did I not, like
-you, vow in my heart that I never, never would replace
-him?”</p>
-
-<p>Here Kitty fixed her eyes upon Sir Jasper’s lugubrious
-countenance, and, positively, though her tone was filled
-with such pious melancholy, they twinkled.</p>
-
-<p>“I fail to see the analogy, my Lady Kilcroney,” said
-he huffily. “My Julia was as young as she was fair, as
-elegant in form as she was virtuous in character.”</p>
-
-<p>“True, true, Sir Jasper! Bellairs became, very shortly
-after our espousals, a wreck, an absolute wreck. But he
-retained the most admirable amiability of temper. ’Twas
-indeed that which first drew my heart to him. ‘My
-dear,’ he said to me, ‘when I heard that my poor old friend
-Ned had gone smash, and shot himself, and left a little
-daughter without a farthing to buy a ribbon with, I cast
-about in my mind what I should do to help her. And,
-faith, I can think of no better way, my dear, than to make
-a rich widow of you.’ And then he set to laughing in
-his droll, wheezing way. ‘I’m game for a year,’ says
-he, ‘if you can stand the old man for a year,’ says he.
-‘I’ll put you in the way of getting the best the world<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[138]</span>
-can give you; honour and good repute, and wealth and
-a young husband in due time—better than if your poor
-father had kept out of indigo. If you’ll trust me, I’ll
-trust you,’ says he. And my dear Bellairs kept his word
-royally. He’d never so much as a suspicion of me; or
-aught but a smile for my pleasures.” Here a tear suddenly
-flashed. “I’m proud to say,” cried Kitty. “I
-deserved his confidence. Is there ever anything so
-beautiful in life as wedded trust?”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper went home thoughtful. His Julia had had
-every merit, but if she had had also just the tiniest part
-of Bellairs’ the Nabob’s generosity of mind, would he,
-could he have so often—as alas! he had! But there
-were times when he had been goaded, indubitably driven,
-to seek distraction. Angel as she had been, to what
-screaming vapours, what swoons had she not treated
-him? How often also—here he held his head higher,
-and made a knowing thrust at a door post with his gold-headed
-walking-stick as he went by—had she not suspected
-the vilest deeds when he had been as innocent as
-the lambs in the field?</p>
-
-<p>“You cannot,” said Sir Jasper, sapiently to himself,
-as his marital crimes appeared before him suddenly
-transmogrified into peccadilloes. “You cannot be said
-to betray a trust that has never been reposed in you.”</p>
-
-<p>Next time my Lady spoke of matrimony to the
-bereaved, it was in the tone of one who regrets a rash
-determination, but recognises its binding quality.</p>
-
-<p>“What a pity, Sir Jasper, you should have been led
-into such fond folly! To take such a vow! Irrevocable
-of course. Who would have the dreadful courage to
-suggest the breaking of a pledge to one who is now among
-the saints. What if a father’s duty points one way? that
-death-bed obligation sternly points the other.”</p>
-
-<p>She pitied Sir Jasper—she did indeed. How was a
-man, and he so young, to deal with five children, and they
-with all the difficulties of life before them; character,
-education and—heavens!—illnesses? Measles and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[139]</span>
-mumps, hectics and whooping coughs, and all the rest of
-it! “Poor Julia, could she but see now to what her intemperate
-passion for you has led! If our Julia had a
-fault—dare I say it, Sir Jasper?—she was a little, leetle
-inclined to jealousy.”</p>
-
-<p>When Kitty returned to Queen’s Lodge, to take up
-service with Her Majesty, Sir Jasper and she had come
-to discussing very freely the kind of person who might be
-regarded as worthy to fill their dearest Julia’s shoes.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was full of suggestions, but, one way or another,
-the paragons enumerated by the lady were never to the
-gentleman’s taste.</p>
-
-<p>When Lady Selina joined the Court circle, she was, if
-truth be told, the very last young female whom Kitty
-could in conscience have selected as a fitting companion
-for a widower of Sir Jasper’s kidney, or the proper kind
-of stepmother to his peevish brats. Nevertheless when
-the idea came, it was with the brilliant conviction of a
-flash of lightning.</p>
-
-<p>Selina Vereker was not dark and masterful like Susan
-Verney, nor was she soft and warm-hearted, all feminine
-impulse and charm, like Nan Day. She was a bold piece,
-Kitty had decided from the first, with a short nose and
-a short temper, and hair under her powder as blazing as
-Sir Jasper’s own, and a grey eye that possessed a certain
-cold, reflective audacity which made Kitty thoughtful.
-She was a judge of minxes. Withal the creature if not
-pretty, was mighty attractive; with a little head on a
-white throat, and a way of tossing it; slim, long limbs
-like a boy, and a freedom of movement inside her voluminous
-skirts that was almost unbecoming to her sex.
-And the tiresome child was in a hundred scrapes, and in
-Royalty’s black books before she had been a fortnight
-at her duties. This was unpleasant for Kitty, who had
-recommended her. And, as she had a kind heart, it
-filled her with apprehension for the future. For if anything
-so awful were to happen as that Selina should fall
-into serious disgrace and be dismissed from Court, what<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[140]</span>
-in the world would become of her? So poor, so naughty,
-and so innocent; with a pair of selfish sisters, and her
-mother retired to a convent! Why, with Royal displeasure
-upon her, never could she hope to ally herself
-to a genteel family!</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper! Was not the man to her hand? He
-deserved a wife with some fire in her, after having so long
-endured the deliquescent Julia, and he deserved too, sad
-rake that he was, something with a temper of her own
-to keep him to attention and in his place.</p>
-
-<p>“To heel, sir, or beware, there are other fine fellows
-in the world who are ready to appreciate what you have
-the bad taste to neglect.”</p>
-
-<p>Her mind made up, Kitty set to work with a transparent
-artifice, to which only the blundering male would
-fall a prey.</p>
-
-<p>“Pray come to tea, to-morrow, sir—or stay, perhaps
-better not, for I have Princess Augusta’s Maid-of-Honour,
-the little Selina Vereker, and, oh no, I would not for the
-world that you should meet!”</p>
-
-<p>“And why, pray?”</p>
-
-<p>“La, Sir Jasper, and you on the look-out for a new
-Lady Standish! You might fall in love with her, to be
-sure.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what then, my Lady Kilcroney?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Sir Jasper, Sir Jasper, that would never do!”</p>
-
-<p>“And why not, ma’am?”</p>
-
-<p>“But eighteen, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“I see no objection there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fie, Sir Jasper, and you turned thirty-six!”</p>
-
-<p>“But thirty-five my last birthday, ma’am, as I’m a
-sinner.”</p>
-
-<p>“A sinner, indeed, Sir Jasper, and now you have it.
-What? Would you, sir, mate with innocence, guilelessness;
-lamb-like light-heartedness, and sprightliness;
-you with——?”</p>
-
-<p>“Come, come, my Lady Kilcroney. I’ve not been a
-model husband, I dare say.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[141]</span>“I dare say not, sir. Heavens, my poor Julia!”</p>
-
-<p>“Your poor Julia, ma’am, would have driven a saint—Pshaw!
-She was too good for me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Believe me, sir, you should wed a young lady of some
-experience, if not a widow; a staid female, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, my Lady, I’m vastly obliged, I’m sure.”</p>
-
-<p>“And you so jealous, Sir Jasper, who could scarce even
-trust virtue’s self, in the shape of Julia! La, to think
-of you with Selina—such beauty, Sir Jasper; such
-grace, such charm, so ready to take the pleasure of her
-years, so pure ignorant of the world’s ways.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens, my Lady Kilcroney, if I do not come
-to your tea-party to-morrow, ’twill be that I am a dead
-man.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do not say you were not warned,” said my Lady,
-and had the laugh of scorn to herself to see with what
-conquering airs Sir Jasper glanced at himself in each
-mirror when, departing, he crossed the long length of her
-drawing-room at Queen’s Lodge.</p>
-
-<p>The pretty Maid-of-Honour and the already foresworn
-widower duly met over Kitty’s bohea, next afternoon.
-Sir Jasper duly fell head over heels in love; and before
-the week was out, they were engaged to be married.
-Royalty approved, my Lady Ongar gave her consent
-with tears of joy; and both Susan Verney and Ann Day
-sent cool sisterly sanction.</p>
-
-<p>Having secured her victim Kitty prepared herself to
-enjoy every moment of the delightful process of decking
-her for the sacrifice. What woman but does not feel that
-in the trousseau lies the true inward satisfaction of the
-bridal state? To a benevolent heart like my Lady
-Kilcroney’s the choice of Lady Selina’s garments, the
-proper expenditure of the funds entrusted to her for the
-purpose by the widowed mother offered a task in which
-duty went hand in hand with delight. Generous soul
-that she was, she promptly decided to supplement the
-Dowager’s exiguous allotment by a contribution of her
-own: secretly, so as not to hurt the poor child’s feelings,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[142]</span>
-but to an extent which should in her estimation befit the
-wedding of a maid-of-honour under the protection of the
-Lady Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p>Needless to add that to bring Selina to Pamela Pounce
-was almost the first of her desires as self-elected Fairy
-Godmother. Who but Pamela indeed, could set out a
-Bride so that her appearance on the great morning should
-be an event in the world of Fashion? Pamela under
-Kitty’s instructions—there never was such a combination
-of intellect!</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney as she drove up through the bright
-sunshine from Windsor was filled with anticipations so
-agreeable and exciting that she had little thought to
-spare for the silence and irresponsiveness of the girl
-beside her.</p>
-
-<p>Selina had a delicious little countenance, even though
-she was sulking heavily; so when her glance strayed
-reflectively upon her my Lady found nothing in the contemplation
-to disturb her equanimity.</p>
-
-<p>It was the first time in its annals that the House of
-Mirabel beheld a carriage with the Royal liveries halt
-before its portals, and the flutter in its discreet walls
-was indescribable.</p>
-
-<p>Madame Mirabel herself catching sight of the scarlet
-splendour, through the first floor window, was seized with
-the trembles, and had to send Miss Clara Smithson for a
-glass of ratafia out of the back parlour cupboard before
-she could control her limbs sufficiently to walk downstairs.
-It was true that her immense agitation was
-promptly allayed by Miss Polly Popple, who put her
-head in at the door to say:</p>
-
-<p>“It’s only my Lady Kilcroney after all, what’s brought
-a pale Miss for a wedding hat. So don’t you put yourself
-about, Madame Mirabel, and Miss Pounce that cool
-it don’t look as if her opinions were what they ought to
-be, and gracious goodness where is the roll of silver
-ribbon came from Lyons? I laid it out of my hand,
-Clara, when I ran up a while ago about Mrs. Lafone’s bill,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[143]</span>
-and him giving all sorts in the showroom. I wouldn’t
-be married to an elderly gentleman what’s miserly not
-for—where’s the silver ribbon for mercy’s sake? There’s
-the bell going after me like mad. Thank you, dear.
-Don’t put yourself about, Madame Mirabel—who ever
-told you it was the Queen! It’s only my Lady Kilcroney—drat
-it, there it goes again—I’m coming.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce had caught a glimpse of Kitty’s dainty
-profile behind the misleading scarlet as the Queen’s
-barouche halted; and it was with her usual graceful
-self-composure that she swam forward to curtsy to her
-patroness. Four steps and a nicely graduated obeisance,
-with just an undulation which included my Lady’s companion,
-Pamela had a perfect command of the correct
-attitude. Then she waved her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“Chairs, Miss Popple. Pray be seated, ladies.”</p>
-
-<p>Then, with a pretty spring of alacrity in manner and
-voice, a most respectful yet delightfully confidential
-approach to familiarity:</p>
-
-<p>“And what can I show your Ladyship to-day?” cried
-she. “There’s the sweetest head, a twist of cherry tulle
-with a bunch of green grapes, just come from Paris—made
-for your Ladyship.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty waved the tempting suggestion on one side.
-“Nothing for me to-day, my dear creature. I’ve brought
-Lady Selina.”</p>
-
-<p>Selina, who had entered, stood and sat down like an
-automaton with every reason to be dissatisfied with its
-surroundings, here gave her patroness a steely look of
-enmity, and then cast down her eyes so that their long
-eyelashes cast a shadow on her white cheek.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela appraised the small set face and Kitty proceeded
-to expound; “The fact is, Miss Pounce, I am
-here with Lady Selina for a wedding order.”</p>
-
-<p>“Indeed, my Lady.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, indeed,” cried Kitty, warming to her subject,
-“the wedding hat, no less, child, and the going away!
-Oh! And a head for the dinner party I mean to give<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[144]</span>
-in honour of the engagement. Princess Augusta has
-promised to attend. And the wedding is to take place
-from my house in Hertford Street, Pamela, the very
-moment May is over. What with my Lady Verney
-having a feeling about the mourning, and my Lady
-Anne Day so set about with measles in her nursery,
-there isn’t anyone as near to this dear girl as myself, if
-it’s reckoned by old friendship.”</p>
-
-<p>Here Kitty paused for breath and after duly waiting
-for Lady Selina to express some acknowledgments of
-these handsome sentiments, Pamela, in the young person’s
-persistent mutism, was fain to remark that there was no
-one like her Ladyship for kindness, that she knew. And
-though this was but a deferential murmur, there was
-conviction in it. Pamela had every reason for this
-testimony.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty glanced askance at the bride’s most unbride-like
-countenance; she faintly shrugged her shoulders. None
-of the Verekers had good tempers and she was not going
-even to notice Selina’s moods.</p>
-
-<p>“A wedding hat.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela pondered upon the bride, while her quick
-brains worked.</p>
-
-<p>(“Dear to be sure, the poor young lady! One would
-think ’twas her funeral things they were getting together.
-Who are they going to marry her to? And why is my
-Lady Kilcroney managing it all, and that mortal tickled?)
-I wouldn’t recommend white satin for my Lady Selina,”
-she said out loud, “though I know it’s the usual thing,
-my Lady. And if I might venture, it wouldn’t do to be
-putting dead white next her face. No, my Lady Kilcroney,
-no, my Lady Selina, not if you was to rouge ever
-so and <i>that</i> would be a thousand pities; my Lady’s skin
-is a treat to look at. And it’s her <i>cachet</i> to be pale with
-those dark eyes—excuse me, my Lady, for dropping into
-French, it’s a way I got into in Paris. Now I’d like
-lace.” The milliner spoke slowly as if she were tasting
-one by one, the condiments of an exquisite dish. “A<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[145]</span>
-fine brim of real lace, my lady, with a tulle lining, three
-layers of tulle, and the middle one pale pink. Oh, pale,
-pale, pale.” Pamela twiddled her fingers in the air,
-mitigating the colour till it faded into nothingness. “The
-tint they’re calling in Paris, <i>cuisse de nymphe émue</i>.
-Excuse me, my Lady, I won’t be so bold as to translate
-it. Yes, your Ladyship, the French have droll minds!
-But your Ladyship has seized the idea; not pink, but
-just a warmth, a lightening of the white, ’twill be exquisite.
-A twist of silver ribbon to hold it together—Miss
-Popple, where’s that silver ribbon that came from
-Lyons? I have a model here,” went on Pamela, stooping
-to pull out one of the deep drawers of the cupboard which
-ran the length of the room, and in which the most special
-treasures in the millinery line were hidden away from
-the ordinary public, only to be brought out for the
-favoured. “I have a model here which is the very
-latest, out of Paris. It’ll never be seen at all, so to
-speak, till next month, and that on a Queen’s head.”</p>
-
-<p>Queen Charlotte’s Lady-in-waiting sprang up and
-tripped across the carpet to stand by the milliner’s side.</p>
-
-<p>“It must be worth while for a female of Fashion,” my
-Lady was thinking, “to have a post about Queen Marie
-Antoinette, always the first in the land in modes and in
-looks as in everything else.”</p>
-
-<p>Now Lady Selina Vereker, hearing the two women
-whisper as they stood together, lifted her eyes and
-watched and hearkened very intently.</p>
-
-<p>“The young lady’s just engaged I take it,” said
-Pamela, shaking the tissue paper from a cobweb vision
-of blue tulle and lace.</p>
-
-<p>“’Twas only ratified by Lady Ongar last night, from
-her retreat at Wimbledon. (They say it’s a convent of
-nuns my dear, but ’tis not generally known.)”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure, the poor lady!”</p>
-
-<p>Here Kitty lowered her voice, but Selina’s irately
-keen ears caught the murmur.</p>
-
-<p>“Sadly ill-provided for. My Lord Ongar’s affairs in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[146]</span>
-a desperate state. Hardly a brass farthing between the
-three poor girls! A most prodigious relief to have the
-third settled.”</p>
-
-<p>Then Pamela’s clear compassionate undertone.</p>
-
-<p>“I trust the young lady is happy in her choice, so
-young as she looks.”</p>
-
-<p>The milliner’s eye wandered to the Bride-elect and
-met her darkling gaze.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, that goes without saying,” exclaimed my
-Lady tartly, “since I made the match, Miss Pounce.
-Sir Jasper Standish is one of my Lord’s oldest friends.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper Standish! Good God!” Pamela
-started and wheeled round. She echoed the words in
-accents which left no doubt as to the consternation
-evoked by the name.</p>
-
-<p>Her face was reflected in the glass in front of her, and
-Selina had a vision of its blasted expression of horror
-and disapproval.</p>
-
-<p>The next moment Miss Pounce had resumed her usual
-bland self-control, and was bending over the French hat,
-feigning to be absorbed in twitching its knotted ribbons
-into place.</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word, Miss Pounce,” exclaimed Kitty, in
-high surprise and anger. “And what have you got
-against Sir Jasper Standish, may I ask, that you should
-couple his name with such impiety?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, nothing, my Lady, nothing!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela’s hands trembled as she twitched the faint
-pink ribbons. “Nothing but a bit of a business trouble
-between my father and Sir Jasper, our place being all
-but next door to Standish Hall—I crave your Ladyship’s
-pardon, I’m sure, for letting my feelings go away with
-me,—but Sir Jasper was hard on father over a mortgage.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! a mortgage! Pish, child!” Kitty was immensely
-relieved, though she could not conceal that she
-considered it a great liberty in a milliner thus to obtrude
-her family affairs upon the notice of distinguished clients.
-She had not so very high an opinion of Jasper herself,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[147]</span>
-and Pamela was a prodigious handsome girl! She had
-been actually trembling over what might have come out!</p>
-
-<p>My Lady’s manner for the rest of the <i>séance</i> comically
-varied between a dignified displeasure and the overwhelming
-fascination exercised by the milliner’s supreme
-talent.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Selina submitted to all the trying-on and listened
-to the prolonged discussions with the same demeanour
-of angry martyrdom which she had brought into the
-shop.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve been insufferable, my dear!” cried Kitty,
-patience giving way at length, as the sleek royal horses
-started on their homeward way.</p>
-
-<p>Selina turned her long, brilliant eyes upon her companion
-without speaking. There was a pert question
-and an underlying significance in them, which further
-exasperated the chaperone.</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon honour!” exploded Kitty, “I marvel what’s
-to do with you. You, with everything the world can
-give you, and three as sweet hats chosen as ever I’ve
-seen in my whole life! Such a picture as you’ll look,
-a Bride, with your mother’s lace and all! and by the airs
-of you, you might have been trying on sackcloth to go
-to the stake.”</p>
-
-<p>“You must remember, my Lady Kilcroney, that I am
-in mourning.”</p>
-
-<p>“Psha!”</p>
-
-<p>“And Sir Jasper a widower himself.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what of that, child?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, nothing,” said Selina. “Do you think it’s going
-to rain?”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty looked at her long and earnestly. Was there
-ever such a little shut-up countenance, such obstinate
-close lips and such naughty secret eyes?</p>
-
-<p>“I wish to Heaven,” she said, at last, “that you’d
-say what you’ve got in your heart, child.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I was just thinking about Miss Pamela Pounce!”</p>
-
-<p>“And what of her?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[148]</span>My Lady still uneasily remained cross.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I only thought she looked honest!” said the
-girl. And not one other word to the purpose could my
-Lady Kilcroney extract from her.</p>
-
-<p>They drove into Windsor in a strained silence and
-separated to their divers duties in no very cordial
-mood.</p>
-
-<p>Kind-hearted people in positions of authority are apt
-to fall into the danger of doing good to their neighbours
-in spite of themselves. They see so clearly the value of
-the benefits they mean to confer, that fate having given
-them the power to enforce their acceptance, they do not
-hesitate to wield it. With the best intentions in the
-world they become tyrants. Kitty had a real desire to
-be of use to the orphan, and she was quite sure that the
-plans she had laid for her were entirely for her comfort
-and well-being. In any case matters had gone too far
-for Selina, even to dream of such a catastrophe as a withdrawal
-of her word.</p>
-
-<p>The Maid-of-Honour had accepted Sir Jasper of her
-own free will. If she had secretly repented, if she chose
-to sulk and make a martyr of herself, Kitty knew better
-than to encourage her by seeming to notice it. And my
-Lady told herself that the moods of such a chit were of
-no account. She was too fresh out of the schoolroom
-to stand so much promotion all together—Maid-of-Honour,
-Bride-elect, the pet of royalty, all in a couple of
-months—a little spoilt cat, and if she scratched Jasper
-’twould but do him a vast of good.</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless, my lady Kilcroney felt slightly uncomfortable
-until she next beheld the engaged couple together.
-Then, indeed—it was the next evening after
-their shopping drive to London, in my Lady’s own rooms—Selina
-appeared to have completely forgotten her
-gloomy fit. The child was in outrageous spirits, with
-quite scarlet cheeks, taunting and mocking her ardent
-lover, till he was beside himself.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty forbore rebuke. In her relief she was full of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[149]</span>
-indulgence towards behaviour which, at another time,
-she would have severely reprobated.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear love,” she wrote to her husband that night.
-She was still in attendance at Windsor and Denis, very
-much injured, was alone at Hertford Street. “Everything
-is going as well as possible. Do not forget to call
-on Mr. Gunter’s about the wedding cake and on Mr.
-Bartolozzi about the tickets of invitation.”</p>
-
-<p>Could she have known how Lady Selina had employed
-the afternoon of that very day, the poor Lady-in-Waiting
-would have issued very different instructions.</p>
-
-<p>For Selina had obtained leave from her “Royal” to
-go to town about her trousseau. The Princess Augusta,
-all blandness and good nature, offered every facility, even
-to her own carriage.</p>
-
-<p>How grateful was Lady Selina! But “Oh, no, Ma’am,”
-she pleaded, “it makes me feel so horrid shy! There
-we were yesterday, my Lady Kilcroney and I, in one of
-the Queen’s barouches and every one turning round and
-staring at us, and oh! so disappointed, Ma’am, not to
-see the Royal faces. My mother is sending her own
-maid for me, and we’ll take a chaise and Sister Verney
-will meet me in the town.”</p>
-
-<p>Princess Augusta looked very kindly at the child.
-She liked her modest disclaimer and the little flattery it
-wrapped about, and it all sounded very proper and becoming.
-How could she guess that Selina was lying
-like a little devil, that the audacious creature would
-positively set out from the consecrated precincts of
-Queen’s Lodge alone, take the common coach to town
-and proceed on foot to Bond Street; in a kind of disguise
-indeed, a plain bonnet, borrowed off a Royal housemaid,
-which had a brown gauze veil to drop over her face, so
-that she might have passed her own mother in the street
-and not been known!</p>
-
-<p>The cunning girl watched her opportunity and slipped
-into Miss Pounce’s showroom at a slack moment. As<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[150]</span>
-she flung back her veil Pamela’s colour changed; she
-saw who it was.</p>
-
-<p>Selina walked quite close up to her and the two stood
-a moment staring at each other. The milliner was too
-acute not to feel the moment big with importance, and
-too shrewd not to guess at the cause.</p>
-
-<p>“What did you mean,” said Selina then, “by saying
-yesterday like that: ‘Sir Jasper! good God!’?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was not often taken-to, but she felt herself in
-a most disagreeable fix.</p>
-
-<p>“La!” she faltered. “I could have bitten my tongue
-out. I can only ask your pardon.”</p>
-
-<p>“I want you to answer my question. What did you
-mean?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela, who had been growing pale, grew paler.</p>
-
-<p>“Father had trouble with him over a mortgage.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, tush with your mortgage! That’s only a bit of
-trumpery. It wasn’t the mortgage. You know something
-of Sir Jasper.”</p>
-
-<p>The milliner hesitated: then she tossed her head.</p>
-
-<p>“And if I do, my Lady? There! There ain’t anything
-for you to suspect me about, I do assure you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I don’t suspect you!” cried Selina wildly. “I
-see you hate him! I hate him myself! I haven’t anyone
-to help me. What do you know of him?”</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing that would count as against a gentleman’s
-honour,” said Pamela bitterly, recalling, with an inward
-shudder, the vile trick that had been played upon her,
-and the narrowness of her escape.</p>
-
-<p>Selina caught the working-woman’s two capable
-hands.</p>
-
-<p>“I won’t get you into a scandal! I know you’ve
-got your bread to earn. I’ll never mention your name
-or let anyone guess! I promise! I promise! Look
-here, I’ll put it differently: if you were me, would you
-marry Sir Jasper Standish?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela drew a long breath and the truth leaped.</p>
-
-<p>“I’d see myself dead rather!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[151]</span>The absurdity of the phrase did not detract from its
-effectiveness.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” cried Selina. “Thank you! That’s all I
-wanted to know.”</p>
-
-<p>She wrung the hands she had caught, whisked her veil
-over her flushed countenance and turned to leave. On
-the threshold of the shop she paused and flung back a
-quick reassurance.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be afraid. I’ll never betray you!” which
-Miss Polly Popple, overhearing, promptly carried to the
-awestruck ears of Miss Clara Smithson.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s a low-class girl just been in the showroom
-blackmailing Miss Pounce and gone off Heaving knows
-with how much hushmoney! ‘I won’t betray you,’
-says she. And Miss Pounce looking after her, that
-distraught; you’d think she’d seen a ghost.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! my dear,” said Miss Smithson. “Retribution
-is gathering over that abandoned creature’s head.”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[152]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VII</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which is Manifest the Hand of the Sainted Julia.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Oh</span>, my Lady Kilcroney, I haven’t a moment! The
-most dreadful thing has happened!”</p>
-
-<p>Selina Vereker stood before the astonished Kitty. She
-was robed for Court ceremonial and looked a very splendid
-young woman in brocaded whites and silver laces. Her
-hair was full dressed and spread mightily in wings and
-curls. In her hand she held a posy of pink roses. But
-against all this elegance, the small countenance looked
-troubled; it was, indeed, contorted like that of a child
-about to cry.</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t a moment,” she repeated. “The Princess
-Augusta expects me to attend her to the Duchess of
-Hampshire’s ball, and even now she will be waiting for
-me. But oh, my Lady, oh, my Lady, I thought I must
-run in to tell you—Sir Jasper has broken with me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Never say so, child! And the marriage for next
-Monday as ever was!”</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney was in the long, narrow parlour
-which formed part of her set of rooms in St. James’s
-Palace. She, too, was in full fig; a marvel of glistening
-white, with the fashionable purple trimmings that proclaimed
-attachment to Royalty. The Bellairs diamonds
-shone on her throat and bodice, and diamonds shot from
-every angle of her piled and flying curls. At the Maid-of-Honour’s
-words she shook and sparkled and quivered
-in all her finery, looking like some magic tropical bird
-spreading out wings for battle.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[153]</span>“The Princess Augusta is waiting for me!” cried
-Selina, and sobbed.</p>
-
-<p>“Let her wait,” quoth Kitty fiercely. She had
-enough familiarity with the Royals now to appreciate
-the fact that, after all, they were but human beings.</p>
-
-<p>“What has happened? Sit there and tell me this
-moment. Sir Jasper break off his engagement! Some
-fantastick of jealousy, sure. The man’s mad! Why,
-’tis but this morning you showed me that wonderful knot
-of brilliants he gave you, child, on your complaining you
-had no fancy for a dead woman’s jewels.”</p>
-
-<p>Selina let herself fall into the chair indicated, and hid
-her face in her hands.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, the disgrace!” she moaned.</p>
-
-<p>“It shall not be,” stormed her patroness. “You’ve
-dropped your roses, child.”</p>
-
-<p>“What, the roses? How—did I still hold them?
-Oh, my Lady, the roses, ’tis they undid me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Your roses undid you? Talk plain, in the name of
-common sense.”</p>
-
-<p>“The roses undid me, Madam,” said Lady Selina,
-lifting up her head to grind her teeth at Kitty, as that
-lady said afterwards, for all the world like her little Denis
-at ten months old with the double ones coming. “How
-should I know that when the beautiful pink roses arrived
-they were not from Sir Jasper? and oh, my Lady, he
-came storming into my parlour, demanding to see me,
-and I scarce out of the hands of Monsieur Achille and
-going in to him in my wrapper, I do assure you, not
-knowing what prodigious important thing he had to say
-to me, and he, my Lady Kilcroney, scarce able to speak
-with the fierce rage. ‘The roses,’ he says, ‘where are the
-roses you was to wear to-night?’ And there they were,
-unpacked at his elbow before I had had time as much as
-to take them in my hand. As I’m a living woman, as I
-hope to be saved, my Lady, I, all innocence! ‘The
-roses?’ says I, and he falls upon them, and, oh, to think
-of it, in the very middle rose, hidden like a snake in the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[154]</span>
-grass, was a billet. A billet, my Lady Kilcroney, I
-scarce know how to tell you—from——”</p>
-
-<p>“Another gentleman?” screamed Kitty, jumping to
-the horrid truth.</p>
-
-<p>“Some stranger.”</p>
-
-<p>“And indeed I hope so, Miss. And what was wrote
-in it, pray?”</p>
-
-<p>Selina dropped long white eyelids over those brilliant
-curious eyes of hers which never seemed to corroborate
-her lips, and, drawing an immense quivering sigh, the
-corners of the same pretty lips going down over a sob:
-“Oh, my Lady, the monstrous audacity of it,” she cried.
-“The creature wrote—God knows who he can be—</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>‘<i>If you wear these roses to-night, Beauteous Selina,
-your adorer will know that; whatever happens, he may
-still hope.</i>’”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“’Pon my word,” said Kitty.</p>
-
-<p>“It seems Sir Jasper had had an anonymous letter——”</p>
-
-<p>“Ha,” interrupted the Queen’s Lady-in-Waiting.
-“Now lift up your head, my love. ’Tis all a vile
-plot. An anonymous letter, say you? Why, now all
-is plain. ’Tis some base, envious creature—Heaven
-knows who!” said Kitty. “Some old flame, some
-wretch who wants to break the marriage for abominable
-designs of her own. Psha! Was there ever a grosser
-scheme? ’Twould not take in a mouse!”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper will not listen to a word of reason,” complained
-the bride-elect, now unveiling the fury of her eyes.
-“He declares that there was guilt on my face; that he
-had long had suspicions of me. He vows I have been
-cold to him, dearest Lady Kilcroney, and that matters
-must have gone very far between me and my lover—oh, is
-it not monstrous of him?—before anyone would have
-dared address me in such familiar words.”</p>
-
-<p>“You need not repeat his raving to me,” cried my
-Lady Kilcroney decidedly. “Dry your eyes now, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[155]</span>
-hasten to your duty. Sir Jasper in his present mood may
-very well not come to the ball, but he shall render an
-account of his folly in this very room to-morrow morning,
-and if the marriage does not take place from my house
-next Monday as arranged, I am a Dutchwoman, as complete
-a Dutchwoman as Mrs. Schwellenberg. I can say
-no more. And I trust,” said Kitty, soliloquising as the
-door slammed on the Maid-of-Honour’s exit, “and I trust
-you will pay Sir Jasper back for this evening’s work in
-good ringing coin, child, once you’re Lady Selina Standish.
-As I have no doubt you will, my love—cold-hearted,
-capricious?—aye, he’s not so far out there—and fiery
-tempered to boot! It will give me a vast of pleasure to
-see such a buck as he proper punished and tamed!”</p>
-
-<p>She herself began the process with considerable conscientiousness
-next morning in that interview which Sir
-Jasper was ready enough to grant. My Lady was tired;
-for to be in attendance on Royalty was to make of a ball
-more of a fatigue than a diversion. She was anxious, too;
-for the Queen had heard that it was Lady Selina’s visit
-to Lady Kilcroney which had resulted in the Princess
-Augusta actually being kept waiting; and had shown
-displeasure at so extraordinary a breach of etiquette.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty had no explanation to offer. She would have
-died rather than hint at the threatening scandal. So
-considerable peevishness had accumulated to fall upon
-the devoted head of Sir Jasper.</p>
-
-<p>But at first that individual was beyond feeling anything
-save his own anguish. He roared like a wounded bull;
-hit his brow till the powder flew; thumped his chest till
-his vocal chords reverberated; paced the room, declaiming
-in one breath that he was infamously betrayed,
-and in the next that ’twas a just retribution for perjury
-to the best of wives. He swore that his heart was broken;
-never had he loved, never could he love woman as he
-loved the false, intriguing Selina. Then he declared that
-the organ in question had never been mended, but lay
-in fragments under the tombstone sacred to Julia.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[156]</span>It was only when his passion had expended itself in
-exhaustion that my Lady was able to make herself heard.
-Then she dissected the value of the evidence upon which
-he proposed to take so outrageous a step. She exposed
-the folly of his jealousy, she mocked the absurdity of
-the figure he cut.</p>
-
-<p>“You have now,” she said, “lost the finest young
-lady in the kingdom. You were about to contract a
-marriage altogether beyond what a man of your position
-and birth could hope for. You a middle-aged widower,
-of no particular title—what’s a baronet?—of no such
-remarkable fortune, with certainly no good looks to
-commend you—you were about to espouse the loveliest
-little creature in all the world, the Queen’s favourite,
-scarce eighteen—a beauty, sir, of the first family! And
-on some kind of monstrous whimsy, arising from your
-own bad past—oh, of that I am quite certain, Sir Jasper—you
-have cast away this flower, and you have cast away
-with it your good name, your good fame, your own claim
-to be a gentleman! Never will that cake be eaten for
-your wedding with Lady Selina Vereker, I can promise
-you that! Oh, she’s out of conceit with you, poor child!
-‘Only one thing I beg of you!’ she says to me. ‘Do
-not ask me to look at him again, for I never, never can!’
-‘Then you shall not,’ says I. I uphold her, sir, in her
-determination. ‘You’ve come out of this business with
-flying colours, my love,’ I says, ‘and the Queen shall
-hear the whole story.’ Fie, Sir Jasper, how you bellow!
-I have one last word to speak to you, sir, aye, indeed,
-the very last you shall ever hear from these lips, and that is
-that I scarce think there’s a gentleman of your friends,
-when it gets about the clubs, who would deem it worth
-his honour to cross swords with such as you.”</p>
-
-<p>She made a great flounce of silk skirts as if to withdraw,
-but he was down on his knees clutching at them;
-to do him justice, less affected by her threats and the
-picture she had drawn of his awful position than by the
-realisation that he had lost his bride. Never had Lady<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[157]</span>
-Selina appeared to his eyes in a light so entrancing;
-never did he so clearly perceive the worthlessness of his
-existence without her, as in this moment, when he believed
-he had lost her. His distress was so genuine, his
-supplications were so heartrending, that Kitty Kilcroney
-could not but let herself be mollified. She exacted every
-possible pledge of future good conduct, she obtained the
-completest retractation, the most abject and repeated
-apologies before sending for Selina.</p>
-
-<p>When this young lady appeared Sir Jasper was put to
-another half-hour of torture ere he was re-admitted to
-favour; and even then the bride remained cold and
-unresponsive, and looked with a hard glitter in her eyes
-from one to the other, as if she had by no means forgiven
-her betrothed, and was scarce grateful to my Lady
-Kilcroney for her share in the reconciliation.</p>
-
-<p>She had that moment, she informed him, sent the
-parcel containing Sir Jasper’s presents, including the
-betrothal ring, by a trusted hand to his house; she vowed
-she considered matters vastly well as they stood; both
-would yet repent a return to the old terms.</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper did not kneel to Selina. He behaved, Kitty
-thought, with a better dignity than she could have
-expected and also more intelligence. He promised
-perfect confidence in the future and a rope of pearls;
-the most tender forbearance in all difficulties and emerald
-earrings; the unswerving devotion of a manly heart and
-six Catalonian horses to the finest coach woman ever
-drove in. He furthermore volunteered to double his
-wife’s pin-money, and altogether, as Lady Kilcroney
-informed her Denis afterwards, made a more graceful
-leg out of the business than could have been
-imagined from the gross fashion in which he had cantered
-in.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Selina at length allowed an inert hand to lie in his
-clasp, and even permitted him to touch an averted cheek
-in token of her pardon; and it was an extremely chastened
-buck that wended his way out of St. James’s Palace in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[158]</span>
-the direction of Bond Street, and it was a tremendous
-sigh of relief that my Lady Kilcroney heaved.</p>
-
-<p>“Now child,” quoth she, “as Mr. Shakespeare hath it,
-‘All’s well that ends well.’ But do not make the mistake
-of keeping up your frigid airs too long. The real way to
-treat the wretches is to grant a little from time to time, and
-demand a great deal.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m much obliged to you, I’m sure, ma’am, for your
-kind interest,” said Lady Selina, and dropped her white
-eyelids over her audacious cold eyes.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>There has been another elopement</i>,” wrote Miss
-Burney, the Queen’s reader, to her sister, “<i>and you
-would never believe, my dearest Susan, who and in what
-circumstances. Lady Selina Vereker was, you know, to
-wed Sir Joseph Standish, that handsome widower (scarce
-indeed a year widowed of his poor Julia; men are strange
-things! I met her once, she was a very elegant woman).
-Lady Selina was, as I say, dear Susan, to wed Sir Jasper
-this actual next Monday, and my Lady Kilcroney who,
-as you know, hath the kind of good nature that is for ever
-interfering in other people’s affairs, was to give the
-breakfast at her own mansion in Hertford Street. ’Twas
-said she made the match. ’Tis quite certain she recommended
-the young lady at Court. She must be vastly
-sorry on both these accounts now. Princess Augusta
-was to go to the wedding (the bride being her own Maid-of-Honour);
-and altogether it is an odd, unpleasant business,
-as you will hear. Last night, then, Lady Selina attended
-the Royals to the Opera House. ’Twas to be her last duty
-of the kind, and she was ablaze, my dear, they tell me, with
-Sir Jasper’s jewels. The poor man was infatuated.
-I cannot but pity him. She stood behind the Princess
-Augusta in the box as usual, and no one knows the exact
-moment of her disappearance. ’Tis positive she was
-present at the beginning of the third act. Then all
-attention was turned to the stage, and at the end of it she
-was nowhere to be found! Conceive it, my dearest Susan,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[159]</span>
-to choose such a manner and such company, for such a
-proceeding! To me it is beyond imagination; but, from
-the letter she left behind her, there can be, alas! no mistake.
-The young gentleman for whom she has shown her preference
-in so singular a fashion, is, it seems, a person of no
-note at all; a mere officer of the Marines, by name Simpson,
-with scarce any fortune beside his pay. The whole
-affair leaves one in a state of amaze, and I verily believe
-the world is going mad.</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>On the morning following the fatal evening just described,
-my Lady Kilcroney was awakened from very
-agreeable slumbers by the urgency of Miss Lydia Pounce,
-who, placing a letter on the bed, begged in a tone so
-important that her ladyship should wake up and read it
-at once, that Kitty, omitting to scold, forthwith proceeded
-to obey.</p>
-
-<p>“Lady Selina’s woman also brought a large case, my
-Lady. I’ve left it in the ante-chamber.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was in Hertford Street, making ready in sweet
-security for the wedding festivities; yet not so secure
-but that her heart misgave her from the first moment
-of the matutinal summons; it hardly needed the mention
-of Lady Selina’s name to confirm her instant suspicions.
-Yet she was ill-prepared, as she herself averred to all and
-sundry later, for such a revelation of mixed baseness,
-ingratitude and idiocy.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>You have taken so kind an interest in my affairs,
-my dear Lady Kilcroney</i>,” wrote the Maid-of-Honour,
-“<i>that I wish you to be the first to hear that by the time this
-reaches you I shall have become the wife of Lieutenant
-Simpson of the Royal Marines. ’Tis no sort of match
-for me, I am well aware, but I prefer him so infinitely to
-Sir Jasper Standish that, seeing no other way out of it,
-I have yielded to his solicitations. You may perhaps
-remember that when we were with Their Majesties at
-Brighton last month, there was a young man who used to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[160]</span>
-stand on the Parade and stare as we went by. That was
-Mr. Simpson. From the moment I had accepted Sir
-Jasper—and indeed, it was scarce fair to put such pressure
-on me, and me so young—I knew I had made a great
-mistake. And oh, Heaven knows, how I tried to induce
-him to break it off! When I had succeeded at last—for
-’twas I who wrote the anonymous letter about the roses,
-and ’twas I placed the billet-doux inside the rose (I still
-think ’twas a very ingenious trick), if it had not been for
-you all would have gone well. No one would have blamed
-me, as you told Sir Jasper yourself, but you would interfere,
-my Lady, and you brought it on again. And now,
-if you please, will you explain matters to Sir Jasper?
-I am sending the jewels to you that you may give them
-back. And oh, I am so glad to be free of him, and of
-them, and of Court I can’t tell you! Oh, pray do not try
-your hand at match-making again, my Lady, for indeed
-you have no talent for it.</i></p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="indentright">“<i>Your obedient servant,</i></span><br>
-
-“<i>Selina Soon-to-be-Simpson</i>.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>I am sorry to treat my fat, good-natured Royal so.
-She was a kind piece. But ’tis a vile life.</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“And oh, oh, ’tis she is a vile piece! Simpson! Let
-her be Simpson to the end and die an old woman!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was more outraged, more incensed, more profoundly
-disturbed than she had ever known herself.
-Why, indeed, had she meddled with match-making, and
-who would be looked on coldly over such scandal at
-Court, but she? all innocence, kind heart and good
-nature! She had half a mind to send in her resignation
-and have done with it.</p>
-
-<p>As for Sir Jasper, he was well served, for an odious,
-bullying, stupid fellow, who couldn’t make himself agreeable
-when he had the chance of his life! <i>She</i> put herself
-out any more for him? <i>She</i> expose herself to the unpleasantness
-of breaking the news to him? Not Kitty,
-not my Lady Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[161]</span>The little woman made up her mind in a minute. She
-would go out of town. It was fine April weather. Bath
-would be at its best. She preferred it out of the season.</p>
-
-<p>She would pass on the jilt’s letter to Sir Jasper. Lydia
-should call a hackney coach and go round with it and
-the jewels at once.</p>
-
-<p>“And I shall add a line,” thought Kitty, “that will
-prevent him from coming to seek sympathy from me!”</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>When you have perused the letter of Lady Selina,
-by this time Simpson, dear Sir Jasper</i>,” she wrote,
-“<i>perhaps you will feel as I do, that what has
-plucked you apart has not been either your indelicate
-behaviour or the young lady’s capriciousness, but the
-hand of your sainted Julia</i>.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>It was fortunate that there was no one in the room to
-hear the awful words that escaped Sir Jasper’s lips when
-he came to this. What fell from them was the blasphemy:
-“Damn Julia!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[162]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER VIII</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which a Wonderful Bit of Luck Comes out of<br>
-Miss Pounce’s Bandbox for Somebody Else</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Miss Pamela Pounce</span>, having inadvertently marred a
-most desirable alliance and incidentally assisted a mad
-elopement, told herself that it was a sad, tiresome world
-in which love brought trouble to high and low, and that
-the best thing a woman of intelligence could do, was to
-put such stuff out of her head and be grateful that she
-could work.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure,” Pamela wondered, “how did people
-get along at all who hadn’t some honest occupation to
-keep their silly minds off themselves?”</p>
-
-<p>’Twas only to be expected that she should have such
-fretful faces to suit with heads and hats; disappointed
-mothers coming to complain that Miss’s toque was the
-wrong shade of blue, passionate damsels vowing that
-the very sight of a pink rosette made them sick.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela could read “as if it was wrote in print,” as
-she said herself, the fluctuations of many an <i>amourette</i>,
-many a well-laid matrimonial scheme. Where her art
-might help she was ready with the most obliging disinterestedness;
-when failure had followed on her best
-efforts she took the despite of her disappointed clients
-with the utmost philosophy.</p>
-
-<p>It was well that she was philosophic, for her own poor
-misplaced romance was going singularly ill; so ill, indeed,
-that it might be said to have dwindled down to nothing
-at all.</p>
-
-<p>After his tender and respectful farewell to her on the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[163]</span>
-night of Sir Jasper Standish’s Christmas ball, Pamela
-had hardly seen anything more of her once too ardent
-admirer. She told herself that ’twas all as it should be;
-he now understood the kind of girl she was; and his
-present attitude showed more true affection for her than
-his former light-minded persecution.</p>
-
-<p>If she had been born his equal, or if she had not been,
-humble as she was, a creature of principle, what could
-have parted them? for if ever there had been love——</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was very valiant, and kept her courage up
-with such reflections. And she found considerable distraction
-in her work, and quite a fund of consolation in
-the increased success which it was bringing to her. But
-when events enabled her to coax a bit of happiness to
-someone else, through the witchery of her talents, it was
-more real satisfaction to her than the tot of the weekly
-accounts.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“Hats for these young ladies, Madam? Yes, Madam.”</p>
-
-<p>“A hat for this young lady,” said Lady Amelia Vibart,
-severely.</p>
-
-<p>She looked disapprovingly at Miss Pamela Pounce.
-She disapproved on principle of anyone whom she considered
-her inferior, and when a person belonging to the
-working classes was presuming enough, not only to have
-good looks, but to make the most of them, Lady Amelia
-considered it a direct attack on the prerogatives of those
-destined by Providence to hold a higher station. Only
-that she had been recommended to Madame Mirabel’s
-shop as the one place positively, in the whole town, where
-any self-respecting woman of fashion could get herself
-a hat to be called a mode, she would have walked out of
-the showroom at the mere sight of this creature, so tall
-and self-possessed, so white and ruddy, clothed in garments
-that fitted an indecently fine figure to positively
-scandalous nicety, a creature who moved as if <i>she</i> were
-the condescending party, and carried taper hands each<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[164]</span>
-side of her waist-ribbon, not exactly akimbo, but with
-an air—yes, in very truth, an air of independence.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce looked at her visitors reflectively; a high-nosed,
-haughty, short, stout lady, flanked on either side
-by two tall daughters, the one beautiful, astoundingly so,
-a perfect miracle of loveliness; and the other—plain. No
-doubt about that; pleasant, bright-eyed, witty-looking,
-but plain.</p>
-
-<p>“A hat for Miss?” said the milliner, her glance resting
-upon the less favoured but unmistakably the elder damsel.</p>
-
-<p>The high-nosed lady tossed her head.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly not,” she said with a glare. Here she
-pushed the beauty forward, “For this young lady.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked round for a chair, let herself subside on a
-velvet stool, obsequiously advanced by Polly Popple,
-and began to talk very volubly and pompously.</p>
-
-<p>“I have been told that you have very good taste.
-What can you suggest for my daughter? Perhaps I
-had better tell you I am Lady Amelia Vibart. The
-Duchess of Queensberry has recommended you. I am
-sure that I shall find that you deserve her kind recommendation.
-I trust that you will. It is not my custom
-to come to shops myself, I generally expect to be served
-in my own house, but the Duchess advised me—this is
-Miss Jane Vibart. I think you must have heard of Miss
-Jane Vibart.”</p>
-
-<p>She paused, inflating her nostrils and fixing an ox-like
-stare upon the young woman, who really seemed quite
-independent.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela turned her attentive gaze upon Miss Jane
-Vibart. It was perfectly true that she had heard of her,
-for there was a great deal of talk in the particular distinguished
-circle that patronised Madame Mirabel on the
-subject of the beautiful Miss Vibart. Something superlative,
-overwhelming, an absolute miracle, she was
-proclaimed to be; but the head milliner preferred something
-with a little more life and mind in it, herself. She
-betrayed by no sign that she recognised the overwhelming<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[165]</span>
-favour and opportunity that was here bestowed upon
-her, but inclined her head sideways, after the most elegant
-millinery convention, and said: “Indeed, Madam?
-Certainly, my Lady,” as if these were any ordinary new
-customers.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Amelia snorted, took an immense breath, and
-burst into fresh volubility with, if possible, an increased
-pompousness.</p>
-
-<p>“It is of high importance, you understand, that Miss
-Jane Vibart should be suited in the finest taste, I must
-request you to give your earnest attention to the matter.
-Stand forward, Jane, have I not already told you to
-stand forward? And you, sit down, Sarah. You’re
-in everybody’s way. Now, young woman, what do you
-suggest? I want something of distinction; girlish,
-you understand, but absolutely elegant. Everyone will
-be looking to see what Miss Jane Vibart is wearing. ’Tis
-Miss Jane Vibart’s first appearance upon the Windsor
-Walk. I think it will be very good business for you if
-you suit her. It will bring you a great many orders. I
-trust you will consider that, young woman, and represent
-it to your employer.”</p>
-
-<p>“Excuse me, your Ladyship,” said Miss Pounce, when
-Lady Amelia stopped for want of breath, “I am sure,
-speaking for Madame Mirabel, that she will be duly conscious
-of your Ladyship’s land patronage, which we
-shall do our best to deserve—Miss Popple, bring me the
-primrose set, if you please,” and as the assistant sped
-away, Pamela looked out of the window and remarked
-that it was a fine day. Now it was exactly according to
-the best tradition of shop etiquette that the customer’s
-attention should be respectfully distracted during an
-enforced wait, by some polite conversation; and, indeed,
-most of Miss Pounce’s ladies had a good deal to say and a
-good deal to listen to, when fortune favoured them with
-a quiet moment in Miss Pounce’s company, but Lady
-Amelia gazed upon the milliner with an arrogance that
-marked her repressive intention, and then turned her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[166]</span>
-head away and told Sarah to give her seat to Jane or the
-child would look a fright for the rout to-night.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure,” thought Miss Pounce, “to see that
-poor piece jump up, and her younger sister take her seat,
-all as if it were the most natural thing in the world, if
-<i>that</i> don’t tell a tale! I wish ’twas the plain one I had
-the hatting of, I’d get some credit out of it. Why, if you
-put a sun bonnet on the beauty there, she’d look out of it,
-no more nor less than the same handsome doll—you’ve
-dropped your <i>mouchoir</i>, Miss.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela handed the elder Miss Vibart back her useful
-linen handkerchief with a movement as deferential as
-if it had been the finest gossamer and valenciennes; and
-that young person took it with a pleasant smile, blew her
-nose in it lustily, and thrust it into her reticule, no whit
-ashamed of its sensible quality.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s the girl for my money,” thought the observant
-shopwoman.</p>
-
-<p>What a world in miniature was this showroom of hers!
-Pamela had already seen many a comedy, many a drama
-played out in it. Here was a case of Cinderella on the
-wrong sister. A shame it was to treat a nice young
-lady so, because she happened to have a little pug nose
-and a wide mouth.</p>
-
-<p>“La! Miss Popple, give me that. (One would think
-you’d had to go to Paris for it.) And straight from Paris
-it is, my Lady, and all the trouble in the world to get it
-through, things being as they are over there—as straight,”
-said Miss Pounce, turning up her fine eyes, “as any confection
-in this establishment. The newest idea, Madam.
-Hat, robe and trimmings, down to the parasol all
-complete, all in harmony, as you perceive. The ve—ry
-lat—est id—e—a,” said the milliner, dropping her
-syllables one by one, spreading the flounces and frills
-over a chair and poising the hat on her clenched hand.
-“Ex—qui—site, that’s the word, isn’t it, Miss? O, it
-will become either of your young ladies to perfection.
-The embroidered lawn, very delicate, very girlish, Madam.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[167]</span>
-Absolutely correct for a young lady that’s a <i>débutante</i>.
-Not white, Oh, no, your Ladyship, cream. Pull up the
-blinds over there, Miss Popple.—Cream, a shade deeper
-than ivory, and the pale green ribbons, the blonde, your
-Ladyship sees, just flung over the hat and fastened with
-this bunch of primroses. Did your Ladyship ever behold
-anything more fanciful and pretty? I would not put a
-bit of ribbon or set another pin into that hat,” said Miss
-Pounce, “not if you was to offer me a thousand pounds
-to do it! Oh, Paris ma’m. Yes, ma’am. Hot from Paris
-if one can use such a word for a thing so cool and April-like.
-Any young girl,” said Miss Pounce, not without
-a spice of malice, “would be noted in such attire.”</p>
-
-<p>“O Mamma,” said Jane. It was the first time she
-had spoken. She was gazing at her reflection in the
-mirror, crowned by the wonderful hat. Her voice was
-awestruck, as if she were overwhelmed by the sight of
-her own loveliness.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Amelia pursed her lips, and then with some tartness
-bade her daughter turn round. As she obeyed,
-Miss Pounce seized the vapoury gown and cunningly
-held it up against the young lady’s figure. A kind of
-maternal greed obviously struggled with prudence in
-Lady Amelia’s heart. She gaped meltingly, then frowned,
-put her finger to her lip.</p>
-
-<p>“Miss could try them all on,” insidiously suggested
-Pamela Pounce.</p>
-
-<p>“O Mamma,” said Miss Jane Vibart, and:</p>
-
-<p>“O Mamma,” cried her sister. “Jenny looks a
-perfect picture in that hat, and I’m sure the dress is the
-most lovely thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. It would be a
-sin and a shame not to get them for her.”</p>
-
-<p>But Lady Amelia was not so swiftly moved to decision.
-The garment was tried on and the beautiful Jane was
-turned and twisted in every direction; while her mother
-hummed and ha-ed and criticised.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not so sure I like the green waist-ribbon, no,
-nor the primroses, neither, mere hedgerow flowers. A<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[168]</span>
-nice artificial garden rose, now, and a good blue taffety
-sash.”</p>
-
-<p>“O Mamma,” protested the plain Miss Vibart in tones
-of anguish.</p>
-
-<p>“I couldn’t do it, your Ladyship,” said Pamela, with
-a slightly heightened colour, deftly whisking the hat
-from the fair head and motioning her underling to conduct
-the patient back behind the screen.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s the primrose and the green—your Ladyship will
-excuse me—that makes the real Parisian elegance of this
-gown. If your Ladyship requires ordinary English taste,
-there’s Madame Flouncer’s in Clarges Street, a very
-respectable firm, very respectable indeed, as I’ve heard
-tell, where your Ladyship would find herself better
-suited.”</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word, young woman!” spluttered Lady
-Amelia.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, you may toss your old head, and sniff and snort,
-my Lady Amelia,” thought the shopwoman, remaining
-herself quite imperturbable, save for that deepening
-colour, “but you’ll not come it over me with your high
-nose and your country taste, and you needn’t think it.”</p>
-
-<p>They gazed upon each other steadily for nearly a
-minute, then the dowager’s glare wavered.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s an original effect of colour, I’ll say that,” she
-said weakly, “and—does that parasol go with it?”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce took up the minute article in question,
-shook out the fringe, opened it, and held it gracefully at
-divers angles.</p>
-
-<p>“An ivory handle, your Ladyship perceives, cream
-<i>poult de soie</i> of the first quality, the sarcenet lining beautifully
-gathered, isn’t it, Miss? a deeper shade of primrose,
-so becoming to the complexion, and such a background
-for the powder—really as never was.”</p>
-
-<p>“An ivory handle,” said Lady Amelia, pulling a long
-upper lip, “and fringe and what not! Absurd extravagance
-for a girl.”</p>
-
-<p>“It goes with the whole inspiration, my Lady. A cheap<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[169]</span>
-parasol or a wrong colour would—Foh! would destroy
-it all.”</p>
-
-<p>After which Lady Amelia fell to haggling. She demanded
-a personal interview with Madame Mirabel. She
-declared that the advantage to the firm of clothing the
-beautiful Miss Jane Vibart, if not sufficient compensation
-in itself, ought to make a considerable difference in the
-charges made.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce regretted that Madame Mirabel was not
-visible. Madame Mirabel could not be troubled on these
-matters. She who spoke was solely responsible for the
-department. She regretted that she could not regard
-the favour of clothing Miss Jane Vibart otherwise than
-as a business transaction. What was the price?
-Nothing! Twenty-five guineas—given away! Oh, no,
-my Lady, she did not think she could use up a square
-of her ladyship’s old Honiton instead of the blonde. No,
-nor make it twenty guineas and throw in the parasol.
-It was a tremendous contest. Lady Amelia haggled
-with a zest and energy that spoke of long practice and
-an actual enjoyment of the process. Miss Pounce’s
-cheeks were flaming when the transaction was at last
-concluded, and she had after all gracefully conceded a
-reduction of five pounds.</p>
-
-<p>(“And let it be a lesson to you, my dear,” she said to
-Miss Popple afterwards. “And when you see a customer
-come in with that kind of an air about her, put it up to
-her at once. What was the set marked at, Miss Popple,
-dear? Eighteen? You don’t say? Well, let that be
-a lesson to you.”)</p>
-
-<p>“And do you want nothing for Miss?” enquired the
-astute milliner, turning with a kind smile to the plain
-girl. “I’ve a positive sweet of a Tuscan straw with
-cornflowers, and a blue muslin. It would suit Miss to a
-charm. Very reasonable.”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Amelia, one stout foot poised for departure—she
-had a high aristocratic action suited to her nose—paused.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[170]</span>“Cheap? did you say?” she questioned.</p>
-
-<p>“Miss Popple, the blue muslin and the assorted
-<i>chapeau</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Amelia gazed through her eyeglass and Pamela
-rejoiced to see that she hesitated. Colour and sparkle
-had risen to the plain Miss Vibart’s cheeks, and the
-flash of joy brought out all kinds of beauties; dimples,
-and tiny smile waves, and an archness in the curve of
-that too wide mouth over milk white teeth.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Chapeau</i> and <i>robe</i>,” she said emphatically, “for you,
-my Lady, since your Ladyship has already so generously
-patronised us, and not to disappoint the young lady,
-eight guineas. Pray Miss, let my Lady see you in the
-hat.”</p>
-
-<p>Her hands lifted to her country straw, Sarah Vibart
-paused, looked at her mother, and the light died out of
-her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Jane, you will want another gown,” muttered Lady
-Amelia. “And blue was always your colour.”</p>
-
-<p>“O Mamma,” said Jane, with a smile of joy that made
-her for the moment quite exasperatingly lovely.</p>
-
-<p>It was that smile that settled her in Miss Pounce’s
-opinion.</p>
-
-<p>“Of all the mean, unnatural girls! ’Tis a shame, I
-call it, a shame!” thought she.</p>
-
-<p>If her business conscience would have allowed her,
-she would have placed the Tuscan on the beauty’s head,
-and contrived to give the curls a good tweak as she did
-so. But as it was, she masked her feelings by handing
-the garments to her underling, loftily commanding: “You
-carry on with the order, Miss Popple. Regretting
-Madam, I have an appointment,” and sweeping majestically
-away.</p>
-
-<p>As she did so, she in her turn dropped a pocket handkerchief,
-quite a dainty little article with an embroidered
-P. and a delicate edge of lace, smelling too of the lavender
-with which the Kentish mother kept her elegant town
-daughter liberally supplied.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[171]</span>The plain Miss Vibart made a plunge and picked it
-up.</p>
-
-<p>“Good God, Sarah!” cried Lady Amelia, the exclamation
-jerked out of her by a proceeding so very
-unbecoming.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, Miss,” said Pamela, looking into the
-candid green eyes, that refused to acknowledge the
-rising tears. “I hope some day I’ll have the dressing
-of you, and ’twill be a pleasure and privilege.”</p>
-
-<p>“Jane,” cried her mother angrily, “don’t stand
-staring, and if you poke like that I might as well throw
-all the money into the sea. Try on the hat this minute, and
-you may tell Madame Mirabel—you—you young woman—that
-I consider it very impertinent of the person who
-presides over the department to go away like this; a
-vast bit of disrespect, and I’ve half a mind to cancel my
-orders. Hold your tongue, Jane. I would, if it were
-not that it might hurt the Duchess’s feelings.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>In spite of Lady Amelia’s censure, it was scarce a
-fortnight afterwards when a very small page boy brought
-a very large folded sheet to Madame Mirabel’s shop,
-marked immediate, which he was enjoined to deliver
-straight into the hands of Miss Pounce. This document
-ordered with equal imperativeness and urgency, that
-Madame Mirabel’s principal woman should instantly
-proceed to 6a, Queen Street, bringing a selection of heads
-suitable for Miss Jane Vibart’s wear that night at the
-masked ball at Hampshire House. “<i>It is very important
-that the principal woman should come HERSELF.</i>” This
-was heavily underlined. “<i>Lady Amelia Vibart must insist
-on her personal attendance.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“Hoighty, Toighty,” said Miss Pounce, and stood
-looking down at the page with one hand on her hip,
-eyelids drooping, a quizzical smile, and a tilted chin.</p>
-
-<p>“And how’d it be if I can’t give up my Duchesses
-and Marchionesses to whom I’ve been engaged for goodness
-gracious knows how long? There, trot along, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[172]</span>
-tell my Lady I’ll do my best, seeing she’s so pressing!
-Yes, yes. I’ll come. And shut your mouth, little boy,
-in the name of Heaven, or you’ll be picked up for a frog
-and brought to the Royal Aquarium.”</p>
-
-<p>Number 6a, Queen Street was a small narrow house
-wedged in between two larger residences; one of those
-domiciles that seem made for the impecunious fashionable.
-Miss Pounce serenely preceded Madame Mirabel’s
-liveried porter who negotiated an alarming array of
-bandboxes, not without some bumpings, up the narrow
-stairs, in the wake of the country footman. On the
-second floor landing she ordered the important chattels
-to be deposited, and bidding the porter have a hackney
-in half an hour, stood a monument of composure while
-the country footman knocked at the panels of the door.</p>
-
-<p>There was a clamour within, voices, among which
-Lady Amelia’s didactic tones could easily be distinguished,
-objurgations, lamentations, sobs. The footman invited
-Miss Pounce by a leer to share the joke, knocked louder,
-and at an exasperated “Come in,” flung open the door.
-As Pamela entered the long, dingy bedroom a silence fell.</p>
-
-<p>The beauty was sitting in an arm-chair by the empty
-fire-place, her face buried in her hands, evidently in tears;
-the elder sister was bending over her with a countenance
-of concern, while in the background stood a frightened-looking
-elderly maid, her finger to her lip.</p>
-
-<p>“Come in, come in!” repeated Lady Amelia, bursting
-into speech. “Shut the door. I’m sorry to have
-troubled you, I’m sure. No. I don’t want the bandboxes.
-Miss Jane Vibart cannot possibly go out to-night.
-She has most successfully contrived to make
-such a spectacle of herself that I doubt if she will be able
-to show again for the rest of the season.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mamma!” exclaimed the elder daughter in
-reproachful accents. “’Tisn’t Jenny’s fault!”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll not say it’s mine, I trust?” retorted a deeply
-annoyed parent, and, as the beauty lifted her face, Pamela
-saw that it was indeed disfigured almost out of recognition<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[173]</span>
-by that distressing if not alarming complaint, the toothache.
-The poor girl’s left cheek was swollen to comicality.</p>
-
-<p>Jane Vibart, with a loud boo-hoo, buried her head in
-her handkerchief again, and Sally, with a championship
-which Pamela thought the younger ill deserved, protested:
-“But Mamma, Mr. Tugwell hurt her so dreadfully
-last time, that poor Jenny was terrified——”</p>
-
-<p>“Foh! I’ve no patience with her,” stormed the lady.
-“She’ll have to have it out now, and ’twill hurt her a
-vast deal more. Provoking creature, and it is so important,
-so particularly important that she should go
-to-night. Well, Miss, if you lose your chance of the
-match of the year, you’ve none but yourself to blame,
-and let that be a comfort to you. Pray, young woman,
-did you not hear me say I should not require your goods?
-O! I could shed tears of vexation, and it all so neatly
-planned! The Duchess herself would have seen that
-you took the floor with Mr. W., and says she to me:
-‘The child has but to unmask at supper, and I think we
-may say ’tis as good as done.’ Mr. W., his uncle’s heir,
-and such a personable, worthy young man, by all
-accounts, and looking to be settled. Well, well! Meeking,
-take Miss Jane to her apartment, and tell Mrs.
-Martha to apply the leeches. ’Tis time for me to be
-dressing.”</p>
-
-<p>Whether rendered irritable by pain, or overwhelmed
-by disappointment at the probable loss of Mr. W., or
-goaded by the thought of the leeches, certain it is that
-the afflicted daughter broke out with a passion which
-amazed Miss Pounce so much that she turned on the
-threshold to stare, and perhaps even admire.</p>
-
-<p>The beauty declared that Mamma was a nasty unkind
-thing, and that she herself wished she was dead.</p>
-
-<p>“Jane!” cried Lady Amelia, in a voice of thunder.
-“Sarah, take your sister away.”</p>
-
-<p>Ere the sobbing girl, advancing in three totters and
-a stop to gasp, could reach the door, Lady Amelia<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[174]</span>
-bethought herself of a fitting punishment which spoke
-volumes for the matron’s methods of education.</p>
-
-<p>“Your sister shall go in your place to-night. Yes,
-Jane, not another word. I have quite made up my mind.
-Sarah, get ready to accompany me.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela slipped out of the room after the girls, and
-was witness on the landing of a small fraternal scene
-which confirmed her previous opinion of the lovely
-Jane. This aggrieved maiden first nearly fell over the
-bandboxes, and then was seized by such a convulsion
-of rage and jealousy at sight of them, that, shaking
-herself free of Sarah’s encircling arm, she slapped
-and pinched her sister, and then, at Pamela’s horrified
-interference, dashed up the staircase to her own
-chamber.</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon my word,” thought the milliner, “Mr. W. may
-have had the escape of his life! A doll lined with a vixen!
-’Tis the most dismal combination. Don’t cry, Miss,”
-she went on aloud, as Sarah sniffed into her useful pocket
-handkerchief, “don’t cry, there’s a dear young lady!
-Let me come in your room with you, and see what I’ve
-got in these boxes. You shall look nice to-night, or my
-name’s not Pamela Pounce.”</p>
-
-<p>Now Sarah’s chamber happened to be a narrow slit
-at the back of her mother’s apartment, for of course
-Beauty had to be well lodged, no matter how pokily plain
-Miss Sarah might fare.</p>
-
-<p>Nipping a bunch of bandboxes dexterously in each
-hand, Pamela bundled after the astonished Cinderella
-into her dingy little cell.</p>
-
-<p>“As for the price, Miss, bless you,” she whispered
-breathlessly, with her back against the door. “You’ll
-pay me when you’re married.” Then she smacked her
-lips as if the dish of her choice were spread before her. “I
-don’t know when I’ve took to anyone as I’ve took to
-you. La! We must have candles though, your window
-giving on a shaft as I see, and being, so to speak, worse
-than none. But I’d rather dress a lady by candlelight,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[175]</span>
-any day in the year. And what was you thinking of
-wearing, Miss?”</p>
-
-<p>“O dear, I’m sure I don’t know!” cried Sarah. “My
-muslins are dreadful washed out, and Mamma said I
-must do with her mauve Tabby made over, for she
-couldn’t afford to dress two——”</p>
-
-<p>Here there came a knock at the door, and Meeking,
-the drab elderly maid, entered, carrying a white
-silk brocade gown, powdered over with little rosebuds.</p>
-
-<p>“My Lady says you’re to wear this, Miss Sally, and I’m
-mortal glad,” added the woman, dropping her voice and
-looking, as if for support, at the milliner, “that you
-should come to your rights once in a while! Too bad
-the way this pore young lady’s put upon, Miss. There!
-I’ve said it now, and I’m glad of it. Her Ladyship’s
-just given me notice. I wish I could dress you, Miss
-Sally, I do indeed, but I’ve got to go back to your Mamma
-this instant minute.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you put yourself out, Ma’am,” cried Miss
-Pounce, sweetly. “I’ll help your young lady with all
-the pleasure in life! I was just about to show her the
-heads I brought on approval.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” said the Abigail darkly, as she withdrew,
-“there’s heads enough in this house to-night, and that’s
-the truth!”</p>
-
-<p>“I hardly like, though,” exclaimed Sarah, “to wear
-poor Jenny’s clothes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, you’re a sweet creature!” The milliner shook
-out the glistening folds. “’Twill suit you, Miss——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my ugly face!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ugly! As far as that comes to, Miss Vibart, there’s
-ugly beauties, and there’s charming—well, charming
-uglinesses, since that’s your own word. I’d never call a
-lady ugly who’d so fine a figure, and so bright an eye—and
-if your mouth is a bit wide, Miss, sure your teeth are
-a picture; and if your nose is a trifle snub, there’s something
-so merry and arch in the way it cocks when you<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[176]</span>
-smile, that I for one would not have you different. I
-vow I would not!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was in the act of passing the Beauty’s fine
-gown over Cinderella’s shoulders, and as she twitched it
-into place she proceeded with fresh energy.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with you, Miss, is that you’ve
-been so set aside that you’re afraid to smile and be merry.
-Let yourself go to-night, and you’ll see——”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, ’twill be right enough,” said Sarah ruefully,
-“so long as I’m masked—all the dancing ladies are to
-be masked, you know. I’m not afraid but I can hold
-my own then. ’Tis the thought that all the while people
-are looking at me they’re saying ‘poor girl,’ and comparing
-me with sister. However I may get on with my
-partner at the rout to-night, the moment I take off my
-mask——”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, don’t go for to say that, Miss! You haven’t
-seen the head I’ve got in this bandbox. One would
-think,” cried the milliner enthusiastically, “that your good
-angel had inspired me, for I’ve got here the very mode
-to match Miss Jane’s brocade and to suit you. Well,
-there! there won’t be no gentleman at the ball to-night,
-wishing you was your sister. I’ll take my oath o’
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>And indeed, when some twenty minutes later the
-plain Miss Vibart contemplated her image in the glass,
-she conceded that she might very well hold her own. By
-a couple of twists of clever fingers, Pamela Pounce had
-contrived to loosen and display her curls to an advantage
-hitherto undreamt of. When a hairdresser was called
-in, his services were not wasted on Sarah. And the
-“head”; what an exquisite indescribable trifle, and
-how becoming! The twist of silver tissue as light as the
-most delicate cloud, the single hint of blue, and the one
-full pink rose! It lent an ethereal aspect to the flying
-curls of powdered hair; Sarah’s small round face took a
-something elfin, and, as she smiled at herself, roguish,
-that made the milliner clap her hands and vow that she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[177]</span>
-was delicious, and that her own anticipations were far
-exceeded.</p>
-
-<p>Sarah turned and hugged her unexpected friend before
-obeying her mother’s call.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll come round to Madame Mirabel’s in the morning
-and tell you all about it. See if I don’t.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Miss Sarah Vibart looked so modest and inconspicuous
-as she slipped into Madame Mirabel’s hat shop on the
-thundery June morning after the Masked Rout at Hampshire
-House, that Miss Popple deemed it not worth her
-while to enquire what her pleasure might be.</p>
-
-<p>“Foh!” thought Polly. “Some poor country cousin
-on the spy for fashion,” for no one can be so haughty as
-the young person who caters for the high and mighty.</p>
-
-<p>What was her surprise to see the head milliner conclude
-the affairs of a most important dowager in perfunctory
-haste, with a peremptory, “Door, Miss Quigly,”
-and advance with the most urgent courtesy to the customer
-in the plain print gown, with the unmistakable
-home-trimmed hat, and the not at all pretty face underneath
-it!</p>
-
-<p>“Step with me into the dressing-room, Miss Vibart.
-I’ve got your <i>matinée</i> ready to fit on,” said Pamela, with
-a knowing wink.</p>
-
-<p>And when the two found themselves together in the
-little screened off apartment with the big mirror, Miss
-Pounce scanned her companion’s face with the most
-searching anxiety. There was something in that face that
-had not been there before, an emotion between trembling
-joy and crucial doubt; a colour that fluctuated, a vague
-and veiled glance. And a smile that wavered.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Miss?” panted Pamela, as the girl, letting
-herself fall into a chair, seemed to float away on a dream:
-“well, Miss, how did you enjoy of yourself? Wasn’t
-my head the prettiest there by a long way? I don’t
-think the Duchess herself had such a bit of real art, and
-I ought to know! I’m sure, if you only looked as you<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[178]</span>
-did upstairs in that little room when you took off your
-mask——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you dear kind thing, I never took off my mask
-at all.”</p>
-
-<p>“What, Miss?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I couldn’t!”</p>
-
-<p>“Of all the pities! There, I might as well have spared
-my trouble, I see. There ain’t a mite of use in trying to
-help those that won’t help themselves, that’s flat!”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, pray, pray don’t be vexed with me! You’ve
-been such a friend to me! You’re the only friend I have!
-Oh, I must tell you! There’s no one in the world I can
-tell.”</p>
-
-<p>There was such real distress in the girl’s whole air, and
-at the same time, some pathetic hope that seemed to
-cast a pale beam across her trouble like sunshine on a
-gloomy day, that Pamela swallowed down her natural
-irritation and began to feel moreover that her efforts
-might prove to have been not so altogether wasted after
-all. More than this, how could she fail to be touched
-by the appeal: “You are my only friend”? Flattered,
-too, considering—and Pamela was far too sensible not to
-consider—the difference in their station.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” cried the plain Miss Vibart, as if the gentle look
-the milliner cast on her had been a Moses wand and the
-spring gushed forth under its touch. “Oh pity! Oh,
-why am I not beautiful, like Jane? I never envied her
-before—never, never—but oh, why did I go to the party
-at all? If I hadn’t known him first, if he had not been
-so wonderful kind and clever and charming and loving
-to talk to me, and understanding me so—oh, oh, and so
-handsome! Oh, I’d never have known what he was if
-Jane had had him first!”</p>
-
-<p>“There, don’t cry, you poor thing! Why, now, you
-said you’d tell me about it, Miss, and I’m sure, I think it
-uncommon pleasant of you, Miss, and I’d never take
-advantage—no! ’Twill be as sacred—as sacred—no
-not if I was to be drawn and quartered! But there,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[179]</span>
-Miss, why, how do you know ’tisn’t all going to end
-lovely? How do you know the gentleman isn’t like me
-and wouldn’t rather have you than the beauty, fifty
-thousand times?”</p>
-
-<p>Here came such a lifting of swimming eyes, such a
-timid smile that Pamela thought she, for one, never
-wanted to see anything sweeter than the face of the plain
-Miss Vibart.</p>
-
-<p>And after that the confidences came, broken, halting,
-but explicit enough for such quick wits as those of
-Madame Mirabel’s head woman. How Sarah had
-followed her mother, with a higher heart than she had
-ever carried in her bosom to any entertainment, into the
-great, splendid ball-room of Hampshire House, safe under
-her mask: and they had scarce been there a five minutes
-when up comes the Duchess of Queensbury in a great fuss,
-followed by a tall young gentleman, and she says to
-Mamma, for the Duchess is Mamma’s cousin by marriage,
-and has remembered the relationship since Jane came out,
-for Jane, she says, is the most beautiful creature in the
-world and “so she is,” cried the loyal sister, breaking off
-her narrative with a trembling lip.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis the young gentleman’s looks I want to hear
-about,” Miss Pounce interpolated skilfully. “Mr. W——
-I suppose? Him your lady Mamma was alluding to.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. W. it was, Mr. Walsingham. And oh, he’s a
-person of great consequence, for he’s the nephew and heir
-of the old Marquis of Harborough, him that succeeded
-his brother, you know, and none of them ever married.
-And oh, dear, my dear friend—your name’s Pounce,
-isn’t it? I’d rather call you by your Christian name
-if you don’t mind. Pamela? Oh, I like that. Dear
-Pamela, I thought when the Duchess introduced him
-and he bowed and smiled I’d never seen anything so
-agreeable, nor so well looking. With such straight and
-honest eyes and so kind a smile. And the Duchess was
-in such a fuss, as I told you, she wouldn’t listen to Mamma
-who wanted to explain about Jane, and I think she’s a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[180]</span>
-little deaf, too. ‘Here, Edward,’ she cries, ‘here’s Miss
-Vibart, what I’ve told you of and you’d better engage
-her at once, for once it gets about what face is behind
-that mask, there’ll be twenty clamouring for her. Oh,
-you’re a lucky dog,’ says she—that’s the way she speaks,
-and I think it’s rather gross, but Mamma won’t have it,
-because she’s a duchess—‘Oh, you’re a lucky dog,’ she
-cries, ‘and there won’t be a buck in the room that won’t
-want your blood when midnight comes and that face is
-revealed.’”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure,” said Pamela, with a sucking
-breath. “And do you think Mr. W.—I can’t help it,
-Miss, I shall always call him that: ’tis so mysterious like—didn’t
-hear what your Mamma tried to tell the Duchess?
-Did he take you for your sister straight off?”</p>
-
-<p>An overwhelming blush spread over the plain Miss
-Vibart’s face.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Pamela Pounce,” she cried, “’twas very silly
-and cowardly of me, but I didn’t want him to find out.
-I thought for once I’d know, even on false pretences,
-what it means to be admired and courted. And oh, my
-dear creature, yes, I’ll be truthful. I liked him so much
-from the very first that I couldn’t, I couldn’t make up my
-mind to his going away and leaving me.”</p>
-
-<p>In the pause which ensued, the milliner discreetly
-waited while last night’s heroine once again fell into a
-retrospective muse. Suddenly the girl broke out:</p>
-
-<p>“’Twas the strangest thing! Our tastes met at every
-point. ‘Never think, sir,’ cries I to him, ‘to find me
-entertaining company, for I’m the veriest country mouse——’
-‘Country!’ cries he. ‘Madam, there’s no life
-for anyone but in the country to my mind. This town
-existence, what is it? How can anyone but an idiot
-substitute the fresh air and the green fields and the fine
-views and the wholesome activities, the pleasant neighbourly
-intercourse, for this inane round of dissipations
-in the atmosphere of smoke, the hideous confinement of
-brick and mortar and the feverish intercourse with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[181]</span>
-strangers between people who can have naught in common,
-and as like as not can never meet again?’”</p>
-
-<p>“La,” cried Pamela, “how you remember it all, Miss!
-And sure, to my mind, ’twas scarce an auspicious opening.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, but it was, for it set me off laughing. And,
-cries I, an idiot and inane! ‘You’re vastly obliging, sir,
-but pray remember that I, at least, am subject to authority.’
-‘And so am I, madam,’ cried he, ‘’tis by my
-uncle’s orders that I am in the town, so you and I may
-perhaps call ourselves the only sane people in a room full
-of vapidity. And such being the case,’ he went on,
-‘you will allow me to add most respectfully that we
-scarce meet altogether as strangers, and that I trust our
-first meeting may not be the last.’”</p>
-
-<p>The milliner gave a whistle.</p>
-
-<p>“Quick work,” quoth she, “a’most like putting on the
-feathers before the straw is stitched together.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, nay indeed!” cried the other again, “we were
-somehow so comfortably at home with each other from
-the first! And after we had danced a minuet—it is not
-vanity on my part to say that I can dance and that better
-than dear Jane, though, to be sure, it scarce matters how
-she steps for none will look but at her face—we got on
-amazing in the figures, and afterwards better still in the
-talk we had together. Never was there such harmony
-of taste, I do assure you; I told him how vastly I preferred
-the country gentlemen to the town fop, and he told
-me the town young lady could never hold a candle to the
-fresh country creature that would be up betimes in the
-dairy, and still-room. And oh, a dairy is all my joy,
-and as to a still-room why, I scarce know how the time
-flies, once I’m in ours! Our housekeeper is very old, and
-Mamma is very kind and lets me help her. And there’s
-no butter half so good as mine in the county, and the dear
-cows, I love the very sight of them. Aye and I can milk,
-too. And there’s not a herb in the garden I don’t know
-the use of. And——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[182]</span>“Why, Miss,” said the milliner, amused, “what a
-mistress you’ll be of a country house of your own, one of
-these days!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, that’s what he said!”</p>
-
-<p>“Did he indeed?” Pamela laughed out loud.</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, but,” the girl’s face, which had wonderfully
-brightened, fell; “You must remember he thought I was
-the Beauty all the time! He has heard about Jane.
-’Tis quite clear. He is in love with her without ever
-having seen her, and that was why the more charming,
-the more ardent, respectfully ardent, he was, the more
-my heart sank. Though indeed I do think our minds
-were in sympathy, and to be sure, sister scarce knows
-rhubarb from angelica, or cream cheese from curds.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, if I’d been you,” said Pamela Pounce with fire,
-“I’d have pulled my mask off, Miss, and faced him and
-said, ‘By your tongue you’re a man of sense, show yourself
-one by your eyes.’”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you may talk,” Sarah cast a desperate upward
-glance at the kindling face: “you that’s so handsome!
-Little you know what it is to feel plain. ’Tis as I have
-told you, I couldn’t, aye—that’s the word!—face it.
-And so I slipped from him, even as all the assembly was
-summoned to the supper-room, and hid myself. And oh,”
-cried Sarah, between laughing and crying, “when Mamma
-found me at last, sitting with the maids among the cloaks,
-she was very angry first. ‘And where have you been?’
-cries she. ‘The Duchess and Mr. W. have been looking
-for you everywhere. Mr. Walsingham’s mad after you,
-child,’ and oh,” here Sarah sobbed, “she was most angry
-because she thought he had liked me too much. And
-when I told her he took me for sister, ‘why,’ said she,
-‘put on your mask this minute, Miss. And I forbid you
-ever to let on that you took Jane’s place. He has told
-the Duchess that you’re the most intelligent young
-woman, that your mind and your principles are all he
-could desire—believing you to be Jane of course. Things
-could not be better! His intentions are most serious!’<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[183]</span>
-And now,” cried Sarah, drying her eyes desperately,
-“Sister’s had her tooth out this morning, and the apothecary
-says in a week there’ll be nothing to show for it.
-And though there’s been a message from the Duchess to
-say Mr. W. wished to call to-day, Mamma has wrote back
-that Jane has taken a cold at the masked ball and must
-keep her room for a few days. But oh, Pamela, when he
-comes and looks upon her—why, you can guess how it
-will be!”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis a monstrous shame,” the partisan exclaimed.
-“I wouldn’t put up with it, Miss. And all the time ’tis
-yourself he’ll think he’s getting. You ought to up and
-tell him straight and let him make his choice.”</p>
-
-<p>But Sarah, pulling on her shabby gloves and drawing
-her hat over her red eyes, shook her head. “I couldn’t
-do that,” said she. “Mamma says if I breathe a word
-’twill be the basest treachery to sister. And she’ll keep
-me out of the way,” she added under her breath.</p>
-
-<p>The girl then flung her arms round the milliner’s neck.
-Sarah was indeed lacking in propriety.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll send back your head. ’Tis as fresh as ever. And
-thank you a million times. At least I’ve had a peep into
-happiness.”</p>
-
-<p>It was quite ten days later when Pamela Pounce
-received an urgent message from Miss Vibart to come
-and see her after closing hours.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>Mamma and Jane are going out and I shall be
-quite alone. Do come, I have something so strange to
-tell you.</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce did not need to be bidden twice to such an
-appointment. Her warm heart had been considerably
-preoccupied on the subject of the plain Miss Vibart’s
-affairs.</p>
-
-<p>She was shown in, not to the fireless dark slit of a room
-overlooking the shaft, but to quite a comfortable small
-bedroom on the street. Sarah, in an elegant white<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[184]</span>
-muslin wrapper, sprang up from her writing-table to
-embrace her friend.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes, look at me!” she cried. “I ain’t ashamed
-of my face to-day. Indeed I quite love it. Oh, I’ve
-just been writing to all the dear old people at home, my
-blessed old nurse and Mrs. Comfit—that’s our good housekeeper—to
-tell them—to tell them my great news! Oh,
-Pamela, I wanted to tell it by degrees and surprise you,
-but I can’t. ’Twill out! It is me he wants.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. W.?”</p>
-
-<p>“My own dear, darling Edward Walsingham, who
-else? Oh, was there ever such a lucky girl? Oh,
-Pamela! Here, sit beside me. Let me hold your hand.
-Let me hold your hand, your warm, dear hand that lifted
-me up, when I was oh, in such a pit of despond.”</p>
-
-<p>The two sat together on the maiden’s bed, and Pamela
-began to cry, as women will, over the tender emotions
-of the moment.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m as glad, my dear,” she said, “as glad as if you’d
-given me a hundred thousand pounds. Gladder! And,
-how did it come to pass?” she drew her sucking breath
-of delighted anticipation.</p>
-
-<p>“This morning, then—oh, when I think it was only this
-morning!—sister being quite unswollen and looking
-lovelier than ever, Mamma put her into the blue muslin—your
-blue muslin, you remember it?—and made Meeking
-do her hair in a new way with a black ribbon bow at the
-back and little curls, like the Duchess of Devonshire, and
-oh, sister did look lovely! And just as she was ready, up
-comes Joe Footman to say the Duchess of Queensberry
-and Mr. Walsingham was in the withdrawing-room.
-And Mamma takes sister by the hand and ‘Come, child,’
-says she. ‘And if you poke when you come into the room
-I’ll slap you,’ (Sister does poke sometimes you know.)
-And off they go, without so much as a look at me. I’d
-been helping to dress sister, you see, holding the hairpins
-and that. And there was I in my old frumpy gown, and I
-just looked at myself in the glass and I thought: ‘You<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[185]</span>
-plain thing, how dare you be jealous of beauty, and your
-own sister, too! And if you cry, you silly creature,
-you’ll only make yourself plainer, so what’s the good of
-that!’ And I wouldn’t cry, dear. I picked up sister’s
-clothes and was putting them away, trying not to think.
-Oh, trying so hard not to think—of him downstairs,
-looking worship at Jane, when all at once up comes Joe
-Footman again. ‘And you’re to come down, Miss,
-you’re to come down this minute to the withdrawing-room.
-Her Ladyship has sent for you,’ And oh, you’ll never
-believe the dreadful thought that came into my head and
-how near I was saying I would not obey Mamma, for to tell
-you the truth, I thought she wanted to show off Jane with
-my plainness. But then I thought, ‘Nay, daughters
-must do as they’re bid,’ and I set my teeth and down I
-went, just as I was. Oh, Pamela, such an untidy, ill-dressed
-poor girl, with a sad pale face! And oh—I can
-hardly believe it myself—the moment I came into the
-room up he jumped—yes, he, Mr. W.—and I heard him cry
-out quite joyful: ‘Ah, I knew I could not be mistaken.
-Ah, ’tis she, ’tis she indeed!’ And then he took both my
-hands in his and kissed them one after the other very
-respectful. And says he, ‘Forgive me, Madam, forgive
-me! Your mother will explain. It has been an absurd
-misunderstanding. I found a treasure, and I thought I had
-lost it. Oh, forgive me if I seem too precipitate!’ And
-Jane got up and went to the window and began to tap on
-the pane, and Mamma and the Duchess looked at each
-other. And the Duchess said: ‘I congratulate you,
-Amelia, this is the most crazy bit of good fortune that ever
-befell a mother,’ And everything did seem rather crazy,
-for there was Mamma at one minute looking as if she could
-kill me and at the next clasping me and calling me her
-favourite child. And oh,” went on the plain Miss Vibart,
-“it is precipitate, but what does that matter, when we’re
-both so happy? And oh, it seems I must tell you, and
-’tis not vanity! that the moment he saw Jane he stared
-and looked so mortal disappointed and seemed so confused,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[186]</span>
-falling back two steps indeed, instead of coming forward,
-that the Duchess cried: ‘What’s the matter with the
-fellow? Ain’t she pretty enough?’ And he said:
-‘This is never the young lady to whom you introduced
-me at Hampshire House, ma’am. There is some cruel
-mistake here,’ he says. And oh, he said to me, when we
-were alone together a little while ago that when he saw
-that empty face—that’s what he said—that doll’s face,
-that bit of waxwork, his blood ran cold, and then says he:
-‘When you came in!’—oh dear, I’m not dreaming!—‘When
-I saw your charming expressive countenance,
-full of life and spirit and wit and goodness’—he did say
-that—‘I could not hold myself back, I had to speak at
-once, lest I lose you again.’ And now,” concluded the
-future Marchioness, turning her radiant visage upon the
-milliner, “he’s gone to Harborough House to tell his
-uncle, and Mamma and Jane have gone out to a dinner
-party, and if you’ll help me into my frock, dear—yes, it is
-one of poor Jane’s—I’ll be ready for him when he calls
-back, to wish me good night.”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[187]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER IX</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which Miss Pamela Pounce has done with<br>
-Love</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Pamela Pounce</span> was nothing if not a business woman,
-as her history will have shown. She had not only those
-valuable intuitions which divine the public taste, she had
-the still more priceless quality of inspiring it.</p>
-
-<p>Before she had completed her first year with Madame
-Mirabel, the millinery department had become the mainstay
-of the house; and Pamela felt herself in a position
-to hint to her employer how very much more it would be
-to their mutual advantage that she should be given a
-proprietary share in the business, than that she should
-set up for herself.</p>
-
-<p>Set up for herself! The mere thought of such a catastrophe
-put Madame Mirabel in such a flutter that she had
-to be revived with ratafia on the spot. There was no
-concession that she would not have been willing to make
-to prevent it.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had prepared a scheme, which was just, fair-minded
-and practical, like herself. She was willing to
-invest a thousand pounds for the development of the
-department, and continue to direct the thriving showroom,
-if Madame Mirabel would admit her as partner with
-a right to half profits.</p>
-
-<p>A sketch of an agreement was drafted between them,
-drawn up by Pamela herself. Fortified by this document
-she sought her redoubtable aunt.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, Aunt Lydia,” said she, “here’s the opportunity
-of your life. You lend me a thousand pounds, and I’ll<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[188]</span>
-give you ten per cent. for three years and pay you
-back at the end of it with a bit over. And if I
-drop down dead between, you can come on Madame
-Mirabel.”</p>
-
-<p>Lydia was no fool. She was as fond of money as only
-such a nature can be, and had indeed gathered together
-quite a substantial hoard in her long years of lucrative
-employment. She made all the difficulties, of course,
-which the circumstances demanded, but Pamela, who
-saw the gleam of greed in her eye, knew that her cause
-was won from the outset.</p>
-
-<p>She good-humouredly consented to sign the stringent
-document which Lydia thought necessary for her safety;
-and to obtain Madame Mirabel’s signature to it also.
-The transaction was concluded without much more delay,
-and Miss Pamela Pounce passed from the position of
-underling to that of partner.</p>
-
-<p>The matter was, needless to say, kept private between
-Madame Mirabel and herself. It is never wholesome for
-the reputation of a business concern to have these conveniences
-of management discussed; and, for the mere
-sake of discipline where large numbers are employed
-and easy jealousies excited, no change affecting authority
-can be acknowledged.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Smithson and Miss Popple, therefore, while unable
-to blind themselves to the fact that their aged employer’s
-infatuation for that scheming Miss Pounce was more
-lamentably evident than ever, still buoyed themselves
-up with the hope that her true character would be revealed
-before the eyes of the too-trusting dame.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Sarah Vibart’s wedding order; bride and bridesmaids
-hats—Jane was chief bridesmaid, an advertisement
-which, as Pamela herself said, would have been worth
-paying for ten times over—brought a rush of new <i>clientèle</i>
-to the Bond Street house. Mr. Walsingham’s wedding
-was the event of June—luckily timed before the unexpected
-death of the Marquis of Harborough—and it is
-scarcely too much to say that the first thought of every<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[189]</span>
-lady of fashion who received a ticket of invitation was:
-“Pounce shall make me a new hat!”</p>
-
-<p>Lydia, who kept a close tongue where her nest-egg was
-concerned, began to unbend considerably towards her
-niece. Nothing succeeds like success. You could scarce
-have dragged five shillings out of her, had the girl been
-lingering on at Tabbishaw’s, but, as matters stood, my
-Lady’s Abigail felt “warm in her inwards,” every time
-she thought of that thousand pounds which was so likely
-to bring a blessing upon her high sense of family feeling.</p>
-
-<p>She took to inviting Pamela to a dish of chocolate in
-the sewing parlour at Hertford Street of a Saturday
-afternoon, promising her also a plate of those queen cakes
-“which my Lady’s still-room maid do turn out rather
-well, and which you’re so fond of, my dear.”</p>
-
-<p>These invitations Pamela accepted with increasing
-frequency; and if Lydia happened to be washing her
-Ladyship’s best lace caps or ironing out her ribbons, it
-was only becoming, from a niece to an aunt, that she
-should lend a hand, particularly considering the money
-obligations between them.</p>
-
-<p>But Pamela’s real reason for presenting herself at
-Hertford Street lay so deep down that it could scarcely
-be said that she acknowledged it even to herself.</p>
-
-<p>She was hankering for news of Jocelyn Bellairs; and at
-last, by an artful twist of the conversation, Miss Lydia
-was induced to drop a stray word in connection with
-him: “that rubbish! Her Ladyship had got a place
-for him at Bristol, with an India merchant,” and she
-hoped to goodness he’d keep steady, and they’d hear no
-more of him.</p>
-
-<p>That was the first item of information which Pamela
-gathered for her starving heart. She tried to tell herself
-what a relief it was not to have him hanging about, and
-how splendid that he should have work, and how sure
-she was that he, so clever, would now make a way
-for himself, even as she had done. But it was poor
-comfort!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[190]</span>After two Saturdays wasted, she once more heard the
-beloved name mentioned: this time again in no uncertain
-tones of condemnation.</p>
-
-<p>My Lady was so put about. Lydia hadn’t known her
-so upset since the day my Lord was took up as a highwayman;
-and she the widow Bellairs and he Denis
-O’Hara.</p>
-
-<p>“That audacious young villain! He’s been making
-a regular popinjay of himself at Bath. There’s my Lady
-Nan Day, recovering from the measles, writes: ‘Your
-nephew, my dear, your nephew is the rage here; driving
-the most elegant curricle you ever saw with a pair of
-bloods, which, my Philip says, make his mouth water.
-Has he come into a fortune or not?’ writes my Lady
-Nan—and she was always a spiteful one—‘for he will
-need it,’ says she. ‘We was all mortal sorry that his
-horse, what he set such store by, failed at the Spring
-races.’ My Lady has wrote to him,” pursued Lydia, her
-green eyes maliciously fixed upon her niece, “to explain,
-for goodness gracious sake, ‘for unless he’s robbed the
-mail, Lydia,’ says she, ‘or been more successful on the
-highway than my poor Denis’—and that was what put
-it into my head, Pamela, my love—‘I’m very much
-afraid,’ she says, ‘’tis his master’s strong box he’s been at,
-and that will spell prison,’ she says, ‘and the name so
-well known.’ Oh, the shame of it!”</p>
-
-<p>“Shame indeed!” cried Pamela, her glance flashing
-back at Lydia’s taunt; she knew very well what gave
-such extra zest to these tales; but she, Pamela, was not
-one to wear her heart on her sleeve for an old
-magpie to peck at.</p>
-
-<p>On the following Saturday she saw from the first
-moment she crossed the threshold that Lydia was big
-with news, unpleasant enough to make her bursting to
-tell it.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was past mistress of exasperating tactics
-herself, and there was some very pretty fencing between
-the two, by which Lydia was forced to restrain her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[191]</span>
-old-maidish desire to plant a dagger in the bosom of the
-younger maid. Pamela had so much to discourse about
-on the new Turban mode, and the last letter from Madame
-Eglantine to Madame Mirabel.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor thing, she’s in all the states, what with these
-new dreadful doings and the insolence of the people, and
-Ildefonse letting his hair grow and going out to clubs
-o’ night to talk blasphemy. Ugh!” said Pamela, “I
-never could abide that man.” And my Lady Amelia
-Vibart, haggling over the wedding bills, ’twas a scandal!
-And had Aunt Lydia heard the last horrid tit-bit about
-my Lord Harborough and Miss Falcon? And wouldn’t
-it be a pity if Mr. Walsingham were to miss coming in
-for the title after all? ’Twas said my Lord Harborough
-was mad set on marrying her, when there wouldn’t be
-a mite of reason why she shouldn’t have a brat to put
-Mr. W.’s nose out of joint!</p>
-
-<p>Lydia was still seeking for an interval in which to
-thrust, when My Lady’s bell rang with the double pull
-which indicated that Miss Pounce had better hurry herself,
-or my Lady would know the reason why.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela smiled to herself as the door was banged behind
-her Aunt; then she sighed.</p>
-
-<p>Aunt Lydia was a tabby if ever there was one, but
-oh, dear, what dreadful bit of tattle was she bound to
-hear before the evening was out? And oh, dear, what
-a pity it was that things went so contrary in this world,
-and that poor girls had hearts at all!</p>
-
-<p>She had hardly had time pensively to nibble through a
-queen cake—for Pamela was much too sensible to let any
-sentimentality interfere with her appetite—when Lydia
-reappeared, and, with much flouncing and head tossing,
-informed her that, it being a dratted nuisance that people
-wouldn’t mind their own business, it had come to her
-Ladyship’s ears, through Pompey, that Pamela was
-present in the house. Nothing would serve her Ladyship
-but that she must come up at once about a “head”
-for to-night’s concert.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[192]</span>Pamela shook the crumbs from her apron and rose with
-the imperturbable alacrity which it was her pride to
-bring to all affairs of business.</p>
-
-<p>The day was hot, and my Lady’s big bed-chamber a
-delicious cave of coolness after the highly-elevated
-atmosphere of Lydia’s own parlour. The amber curtains
-were drawn before the big windows; there was a shining
-sea of parquet floor on which delicate French furniture
-made here and there an attractive island. An immense
-bunch of roses on the spindle-legged dressing-table just
-caught the breeze from the wide-open window, and wafted
-fragrance. My Lady herself, extended in a vapour of
-white muslin on an amber satin couch, lazily fanning herself,
-was as agreeable a spectacle as any heated young
-woman with refined tastes could hope to gaze upon.</p>
-
-<p>“Sit down, Miss Pounce,” said Kitty affably.
-“(Lydia, get out the bandbox with the saffron head.)
-Now, my dear, good, kind creature, look at it. Yes!
-I know. ’Tis the sweetest thing I’ve laid eyes on this
-season, but conceive my horror, Miss Pounce, when I
-heard anon that Her Majesty was to be present at the
-Duchess of Portland’s to-night. Conceive my horror!
-I saw myself with the Queen’s eyes! I tell you, Miss
-Pounce, my days at Court would have been counted.”</p>
-
-<p>Here Lydia was heard to murmur, with the familiarity
-of long service, and a backward scratch at her niece that
-she was tired telling her Ladyship that the last year’s
-head from Madame Eglantine, which her Ladyship had
-never worn but the once, would be the very thing for her
-to wear to-night, “and a genteel, tasty, Frenchy confection
-it was,” which her Ladyship wouldn’t better
-not if she ransacked Bond Street.</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you, you perverse piece,” cried her mistress,
-fanning herself with an energy calculated to make
-even the spectator feel hot, “that turn myself into a
-frump with a last year’s mode, I’ll not do, even to
-please the Queen. Pamela, child, I’ve set my heart on
-the saffron head. I vow and protest those gold ospreys<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[193]</span>
-with the cluster of saffron roses and the little wreath of
-green leaves between, I vow and protest ’tis the very
-dream to go with my India gold-embroidered gown.
-’Tis there on the bed, my dear, as fine as a cobweb!
-There’ll not be another like it in the room. And there’s
-never anything so elegant as white and gold of a hot night.
-With my dark eyes, Pamela, and the gold ospreys—oh,
-but the gold ospreys, so airy, so fly-away! And Her
-Majesty who will not even tolerate feathers! I’d have
-worn my high band of diamonds—pshaw! it grieves me
-to the very soul! What can you suggest?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela put her finger to her lip and corrugated her
-white brow in the profoundest thought. Kitty held her
-breath as she watched her. The fate of nations might
-have been hanging between them. Then said the
-milliner decisively, “I see nothing for it. We can’t do
-it, my Lady. The ospreys will have to go.” Then, as
-Kitty’s face fell, she added briskly, “But there! I often
-say to myself, what seems a trial is a blessing. Why
-should not your Ladyship set a fashion? It came to me
-just as I looked at your Ladyship’s gown and the fairy
-elegance of that India embroidery, and your Ladyship
-wears a wreath so becoming; wouldn’t gold grapes and
-green leaves look tasty, bunches each side with the
-di’mond bandeau to draw them together?”</p>
-
-<p>“Pounce, you’re a genius!” Kitty dropped her fan
-to clap her hands.</p>
-
-<p>At the same moment my Lord came into the room and
-smiled to see her look so pleased.</p>
-
-<p>“Faith, and I’ve come at the right tick of the clock,
-I think—morning to you, Miss Pounce. You and my
-Lady and your fripperies, ’tis the business of the
-world, ain’t it?” He rubbed his hands and hemmed.
-“By your bright face, I’ve come at the right tick,
-Kitty, me darling, to ask you for a proof of your good
-nature.”</p>
-
-<p>“A proof of my good nature, my Lord? So long as
-’tis nothing to go against my good sense.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[194]</span>Kitty was always ready to oblige, in reason, but she
-had her wits about her.</p>
-
-<p>“Stay, child,” she cried, as Pamela prepared discreetly
-to withdraw. “It can but take a moment. We must
-send Pompey for the grapes, to Bond Street, and I vow
-that no hand but yours shall fasten them in my curls.
-Your niece will write a note, Lydia, at my escritoire, and
-see that the black brat runs. They might send a choice
-of sizes, what think you, Pamela? <i>Oh, what is it</i>, my
-Lord? You men are so impatient.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Kitty,” said her husband, coming close to the
-sofa, on which his lively little spouse now sat very straight,
-gesticulating among the mother-of-pearl shimmer of her
-cushions. “The matter concerns you, really, more than
-meself. At least, it concerns your family. Poor young
-Bellairs has been arrested for debt. Nipped from me
-very side, my dear, as we came out of the Cocoa Tree
-together, a while ago, by a rascally pimp!”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs? Do you refer to Mr. Jocelyn
-Bellairs?” asked my Lady Kilcroney, becoming rigid.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela’s quill, scratching wildly across a great sheet
-of paper, was arrested in mid flourish.</p>
-
-<p>There was a small unpleasant pause, broken by a
-loud sniff from Lydia.</p>
-
-<p>Then my Lady said: “Indeed. I understood the
-young gentleman was at Bristol.”</p>
-
-<p>My Lord was not misled by the quietness of her tone.
-“Ah, God help you, Kitty,” he exclaimed, flustered.
-“Sure you never believed you could keep a lad of that
-kidney with his nose in a desk? Didn’t he off with himself
-with his first three months’ salary, and hasn’t his
-luck been the talk of Bath, barring the let-down of a
-sorrel filly at the point-to-point? And sure, if it hadn’t
-been that the dice has been going against him the last
-three or four days——” he broke off.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty sat like an image of scorn; and my Lord, seeing
-that his mission did not seem likely to be blessed with
-success, proceeded in nettled tones:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[195]</span>“The long and the short of it is, I’ve promised Jocelyn
-we’d see to it. ’Tis only a matter of ninety-seven pound
-ten, when all is said and done. And that to a livery
-stableman.”</p>
-
-<p>He drew a crumpled sheet of blue paper from
-his pocket as he spoke. Kitty unexpectedly stretched
-out her hand; with a sigh of relief he put it into
-it.</p>
-
-<p>“I knew you’d be the first to say it ought to be paid,
-my dearest life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, it ought to be paid, Denis.”</p>
-
-<p>“You wouldn’t wish the poor dear lad—and him as
-pleasant over the green cloth as ever I met—to be penned
-up in the sponging house. Besides which,” added Kilcroney,
-in imprudent reminiscence, “don’t I know, isn’t
-it the mischief once you get into one of those holes! ’Tis
-like a sheep in a ditch: the sky is black with crows after
-you in a twinkling.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very sad,” said my Lady.</p>
-
-<p>She tendered the blue paper back with an indifferent
-gesture.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you despatched Pompey, Lydia?”</p>
-
-<p>Lord Kilcroney put his hands behind him.</p>
-
-<p>“Nay! nay!” cried he, with the uneasy boisterousness
-of one who would force the issue as a joke. “’Tis
-your business, me darling.”</p>
-
-<p>“I thought you wanted it paid, my Lord?”</p>
-
-<p>“And maybe,” cried he, laughing yet more violently,
-“you think I can pay it?”</p>
-
-<p>He began pulling his pockets out.</p>
-
-<p>“Sure that would be the joke entirely! I’m cleaned
-through. There ain’t a single chinker left in my purse,
-Kitty, and it’s the lovely red silk one you made me yourself
-last Christmas. Troth! I am this moment what
-they say Nature abhors——”</p>
-
-<p>“And what’s that, Sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“A vacuum, my love,” quoth my Lord, with a great
-guffaw.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[196]</span>Kitty contemplated him a moment, icily. Then she
-said: “All my sympathies are with Nature.”</p>
-
-<p>Kilcroney reddened, shrugged his shoulders, and
-replacing the linings of his pockets in their normal position,
-thrust his hands into them, and sauntered out of
-the room.</p>
-
-<p>There was nothing further to be done; the moment
-was unpropitious.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty balled the blue sheet with an angry hand, and
-flung it after him, and Pamela, who had never finished
-that phrase of directions, rose from the <i>escritoire</i> and
-picked it up.</p>
-
-<p>The action was performed with so much composure that
-it seemed but the natural outcome of her good manners.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t give it back to me, child!” exclaimed Kitty
-with tartness. “Throw it into the waste paper basket.
-Have you wrote your message?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela walked back to the writing-table.</p>
-
-<p>“I was un-bethinking myself, your Ladyship, that it
-would be better for me to run back myself, and choose
-the sprays. Miss Smithson, the person in charge of the
-office of a Saturday, is that disagreeable, she’d send the
-wrong sets on purpose. It won’t take me half an hour,
-my Lady.”</p>
-
-<p>She tore the sheet she had begun writing upon in two,
-and dropped it into the elegant little gilt be-ribboned
-basket, which was the repository of my Lady Kilcroney’s
-scraps. She made a brisk curtsy and stepped out of
-the room.</p>
-
-<p>Even Lydia’s sharp eyes failed to perceive that she
-had not thrown away the livery-man’s crumpled account;
-that she had thrust into her kerchief.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs was not destined to spend the
-Sabbath in a sponging house, for he was released on
-Saturday night, someone having settled Mr. Thomas
-Jobbin’s livery-stable account, before any other of his
-creditors had had wind of his arrest.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[197]</span>Now the young gentleman had stepped into liberty
-in a very bad humour. He had no doubt but that he
-was once again indebted to my Lady Kilcroney in the
-matter, but, like many another spendthrift, not having
-the smallest claim upon her generosity he considered
-that it ought to be unlimited in his regard, and felt himself
-injured that it should go no further. He had come to
-view himself as having a right to a share of old Bellairs’s
-money. Wasn’t he, split him, the last of the name?
-Now, was this a way to treat the only living representative
-of a Nabob who had left his widow the command
-of millions? Just the debt writ off, and not a farthing
-over to jingle in your pocket, or a question what was to
-become of a fellow! “Never you turn a hair,” had said
-my Lord. “I’ll be back again in a jiffy to set you free,
-and we’ll have a jolly night of it while my Lady’s at her
-caterwaul.”</p>
-
-<p>He had expected no less of one who, like Denis Kilcroney,
-was profiting not only of his own uncle’s hoard, but of
-that old gentleman’s tactful demise.</p>
-
-<p>But instead of the promised re-appearance a message
-had been flung in at him, left by a lackey towards seven
-of the clock; my Lord was mortal sorry, and he sent a
-bottle of gin and some lemons.</p>
-
-<p>And at ten the prisoner had been told he was free.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Bellairs had hot blood, and it was all afire. And
-the mischief was in it that he might not even have the
-satisfaction of calling out the dashed Irishman for his
-insolence, since he couldn’t help being under an obligation.</p>
-
-<p>He avoided the Cocoa Tree that evening and plunged
-into lower haunts, where, not in the very best company,
-play ran very nearly as high as at the Mayfair clubs.</p>
-
-<p>He was an audacious, reckless player, but in the main
-a successful one. To-night there was something almost
-fantastic in his luck. He went home in the blue of the
-morning with his pockets full of gold; his resentful mood
-was rather augmented by his good fortune than otherwise.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[198]</span>Nor was he in a whit better temper when some five
-hours later he swaggered out into the Green Park, shaven
-to velvet, his sparrow-tail coat, his high close-fitting
-boots, his tight buckskin breeches and their bunches of
-ribbon, his short waistcoat, and his big buckled hat, the
-very last thing in manly modes. It was his intention to
-call upon my Lady Kilcroney in Hertford Street and
-repay her the paltry ninety-seven pounds ten which stood
-between him and a meeting with my Lord.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pamela Pounce, coming from church and stepping
-in the same direction—she had grown singularly attentive
-to Aunt Lydia—came plump upon the Beau as their
-paths converged at the Piccadilly gate. His dark face
-kindled while her blooming cheek grew pale.</p>
-
-<p>“La, to be sure, sir, who’d ha’ thought of meeting
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, and is it you, Pamela?”</p>
-
-<p>His eye ran her up and down. She was clad in shimmering
-blue-lilac taffety, and her wide-brimmed hat, of
-the kind which Sir Joshua had set the rage, was trimmed
-with broad silk ribbons of the same shade. She wore a
-plain muslin kerchief; a black ribbon tied back her unpowdered
-chestnut curls. She made a very pleasant
-picture; all, with perfect taste, within a certain modest
-compass becoming her station.</p>
-
-<p>There was no mistaking the emotion evoked in her by
-the sight of him. Her breath came quickly; her clear
-gaze fluttered and fell, and her pallor was succeeded by
-a flame of carnation.</p>
-
-<p>Now out of the black mood in Mr. Bellairs’s soul there
-flashed an evil fire.</p>
-
-<p>“Of all the meetings in the whole world,” cried he,
-ardently, “there’s none could give me half so much joy,
-my dearest creature. Turn with me. I must speak with
-you. Nay, Pamela, I vow, I vow, you’ve not been out
-of my thoughts this month. Turn and come with me, I
-say. Let us away under the trees, where we can talk by
-ourselves. Pamela, dearest Pamela, take my arm. You<span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[199]</span>
-are more lovely than ever, and I am—I am more headlong
-in love than ever I was before!”</p>
-
-<p>There was too great a flutter in the girl’s soul for her
-to have her usual cool grip of the situation. An overwhelming
-tide of happiness lifted her from her mental
-balance. She could not doubt that, after all these
-months, it must be a genuine love that lit up his glance,
-that trembled in his voice and in his touch She had
-proved to him, surely, what kind of girl she was. He
-must mean the right thing at last, or he would not so
-whole-heartedly declare himself.</p>
-
-<p>And she had just rendered him a signal service, which
-(though he could not yet know it), gave her a delightful
-sense of meeting him on his own level. She was, moreover,
-in a vastly different position now from that of the
-mere working milliner. She had resources at her command;
-a future before her.</p>
-
-<p>And there he was, the dear fellow, and he loved her
-still! Could a Sunday morning in June hold a more
-golden bliss?</p>
-
-<p>So she hung on his arm, and listened with parted lips
-to his raptures, to the fantastic string of plans, the sweet,
-repeated endearments which poured from his lips. Now
-that they had met there were to be no more partings.
-Things were changed. He had plenty of money. Here
-she looked at him in astonishment, and he drew a handful
-of gold from his pocket. He was in the Devil’s own vein
-of luck, he told her. He wouldn’t listen to her objurgation;
-he laughed at the admonishing finger. Her assurance
-that she possessed a safer and more worthy source of
-wealth he tossed aside as a jest. There was a horse of
-his booked for Ascot. If she did not romp in with a
-sweet little cottage at Fulham for them both at her
-heels!...</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mr. Bellairs!” Pamela clasped her other hand
-over his arm. “I could come up and down to business
-as easy as easy. A cottage with a bit of garden! ’Tis
-the very thing I’ve always dreamed of!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[200]</span>“And I hope you put me in the dream, my lovely
-girl.” He kissed her behind the trunk of a big beech-tree.
-“Why,” cried he, “who’d have thought to find
-you so sensible all at once?”</p>
-
-<p>It was not, perhaps, so much the words, as the way
-in which he looked at her after he had kissed her, that
-opened the sudden gulf before her! She drew back, and
-stood staring; her face haggard; all the lovely bloom
-and youthful ecstasy blasted out of it.</p>
-
-<p>Then she said, in a low, strained voice—Pamela went
-straight to her point, she was not one to cover ugly
-situations with a mince of words—“You don’t mean
-marriage, then, Mr. Bellairs?”</p>
-
-<p>The ugliness of his mood sprang into naked prominence.
-He broke into a loud laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“Come, don’t play the prude, now! Don’t pretend
-you didn’t understand.” Then he added, a sort of shame
-creeping into his accents in spite of himself, “Be
-sensible, my dear girl. Don’t play the fool with our lives
-again.”</p>
-
-<p>He put out his arm again to embrace her, but she
-struck him a vigorous buffet that sent him staggering
-from her.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve laid a vile trap for me, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs,
-but thank God I didn’t fall into it! I see you now as you
-are, a low, selfish scamp that doesn’t think it shame to
-take his pleasure on other people. You’d drag my good
-name into the dust with as little concern as you live on
-my Lady’s money. So long as you get your fling you
-don’t care who you rob or what you destroy! Oh,
-I’m glad to have seen you as you are! And good
-morning to you, Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs, for a very paltry
-dog!”</p>
-
-<p>She swept him a curtsy which was magnificent in
-its repudiation. He had a swift vision of her scorching
-eyes, her scarlet cheeks; she turned and left him, dumbfounded.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m done with love,” said Pamela Pounce, to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[201]</span>
-herself. “May I never hear of it, or see it, or touch it
-again!”</p>
-
-<p>Little did she guess with what overwhelming passion
-she was very shortly destined to behold the cruel god at
-work upon another life!</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[202]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER X</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In Which Miss Pamela Pounce Sets Three Black<br>
-Feathers for Tragedy</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Miss Pamela Pounce</span> was in the act of tying on her own
-hat, in the upper room, preparatory to departure after
-the day’s work, when a breathless junior summoned
-her.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s a young lady below as wants to see you,
-Miss Pounce, and, la! I think ’tis Miss Falcon!”</p>
-
-<p>Now, Felicity Falcon had recently flashed out upon
-the London stage with a startling and unexpected splendour
-that was more like that of a comet than of a star;
-Miss Farren, Mrs. Siddons, Mrs. Jordan, were for the
-moment as idols overthrown. The cry was all for Falcon.
-Her name was on every man’s lips. She was the first
-excitement of the season; and not the opera, not an
-oratorio, not a concert, not a rout at Almack’s, nor a
-display at Ranelagh, could be said to offer attraction in
-comparison to the playhouse which announced the fair
-Falcon in the night’s performance.</p>
-
-<p>On hearing this remarkable name, Pamela paused, her
-hand on the black velvet string which fastened her simple
-Dunstable straw under her round, white chin. A play-actress!
-Many a young person of that profession had
-Miss Pounce with dignity shown forth already from the
-doors of this select establishment: “Much regretting,
-Madame, that there is nothing likely to suit you here.”</p>
-
-<p>Heavens, if a Mirabel hat were to be recognised on the
-boards! But Felicity Falcon? It was only last week
-that Pamela had wept and trembled, and sucked in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[203]</span>
-breaths of excitement over her “Mrs. Haller.” Never
-had she beheld anything more affecting, more impassioned,
-soul-stirring, and elegant than that impersonation.</p>
-
-<p>To provide Miss Falcon with a hat in which she would
-enthral and ravish all London! It was too splendid
-an opportunity for such an artistic soul as that of Pamela
-to resist. After hours, too, and the shutters putting up,
-and no fear of awkward rencounters. And if some of
-her ladies did find it out, why, foh! for one that
-would be offended, forty would order a hat to the same
-model.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela flung the Dunstable straw off her chestnut
-head, and turning with great dignity, “Inform Miss
-Falcon,” said she, “that I will attend her presently.”</p>
-
-<p>After a due delay, which she spent in drumming with
-white fingers on the dressing-table, her eyes lost beyond
-her own reflection, in a far vision of millinery genius,
-Madame Mirabel’s partner appeared in the empty shop;
-sedate, her eyebrows well elevated into her white forehead,
-her hands folded on her trim waistband.</p>
-
-<p>The slender figure in the brown silk cloak turned
-quickly with a rustle and flutter.</p>
-
-<p>“You was wishful to speak with me, Madam?”
-questioned Miss Pounce, in her finest business manner.</p>
-
-<p>“I want a hat for to-night, for Lady Teazle—for the
-third act, for the screen scene. Oh, I want something——”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce raised her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“One moment, Madam.”</p>
-
-<p>She gazed at the narrow, pale face, unrouged; the
-dark, ardent eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis the most mortal-genteel creature I have ever
-seen,” thought Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>“Not a word, Miss Falcon!” cried she. Then in the
-tone of a sibyl: “Black and white; or yet all white.
-But if you listen to me, black <i>and</i> white.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve no time to get any new gowns for the part,” said
-Miss Falcon.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[204]</span>She had a slow, musical voice, with a ring in it as of
-tears never far off, yet never to be shed.</p>
-
-<p>“And if you’ll excuse me, Miss,” repeated the milliner,
-“Lady Teazle’s not your part, so to speak.
-Tragedy, that’s what you’re born to. Oh, your Mrs.
-Haller!” Pamela drew a sucking breath in reminiscence
-of last week’s thrills. “There! I’d never ask to enjoy
-anything more. Cry, I did. I couldn’t see out of my
-two eyes, I vow and protest, when I came forth out of
-the theatre. But if it’s got to be Lady Teazle, Madame,
-’tis your one bit of tragedy I’m to dress your head for,
-as I understand it. And put colour on it—I declare I’d
-as soon stick a pink rosette on that there goddess with
-the lamp from Greece his Grace of Hampshire sets so
-much store by in his hall. Put yourself into white for
-it, Miss Falcon, and I’ll do you a hat that’ll show it off
-and you. When all’s said and done, ’twill be a symbol
-of what an innocent, poor young lady you are, so took in
-by that lying young gentleman, what I’d hiss off the
-boards every time he shows his vile, deceitful face, if I’d
-my will! La! men are base creatures,” cried Pamela
-out of her own bitterness. “White for your innocence,
-and the shadow of my broad brim over your eyes with
-a toss of white feathers atop, and just three black plumes
-standing up in the midst of them; the bit of tragedy
-that has come into your young life; one,” said Miss
-Pounce, “for the horrid danger you’ve escaped, and one
-for your poor deceived heart, and one for the remorse,
-like, over the goodness of that kind Sir Peter, making his
-will so generous and trusting, for all his ways ’ud be
-enough to drive any wife out of her wits. Those black
-feathers,” said the girl impressively, “will show you
-off, Miss Falcon, better than trumpet blasts.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Falcon listened with an odd, abstracted look.</p>
-
-<p>“So you think I’m best in tragedy, do you?” she
-said, and sighed. “But I don’t want to be tragic, I
-want to be happy.” And then: “I’m late!” she
-cried impetuously. “You’ll have to bring me the hat<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[205]</span>
-to the theatre. I’ve scarce the time to get into my
-clothes.”</p>
-
-<p>A handsome private coach, with liveried footmen, was
-waiting for her at the door, and as Pamela accompanied
-her to the threshold, the actress looked back over her
-shoulder with a fugitive smile:</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll wear a white satin gown for the screen scene,”
-she said, stepped into the coach, and was whirled
-away.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela stood looking after her.</p>
-
-<p>“Now who’s paying for all that?” the milliner asked
-herself. “Some very great personage, ’tis well known;
-for anything more splendid and discreet I never see.
-Best in tragedy, you poor thing!” The tears rose to
-Pamela’s candid eyes. “Why, ’tis tragedy itself you
-are already! You so young, with that smile that ought
-to have warmed a good man’s heart! La, if my ladies
-knew who ’tis I’m going to trim a hat for this minute,
-and where ’tis I’m to bring it when ’tis done!”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce looked about her with shrewd eyes,
-as she sat, very politely, on the edge of a cane chair in
-Miss Falcon’s dressing-room at Drury Lane. A bandbox
-at her feet, her hands folded one across the other in her
-dove-grey lap, she presented the very image of elegant
-propriety in a doubtful atmosphere. She had not
-expected to find company in the dressing-room, the play
-being well started; nevertheless, there was a knot of
-two or three modish-looking individuals who laughed a
-good deal together, and tapped the lids of their own
-snuff-boxes and took pinches out of each other’s with
-positively the last thing in flourishes.</p>
-
-<p>The gaunt woman who moved about at the back of the
-dressing-table, unnecessarily shaking garments, was,
-of course, the actress’s dresser, and a sour piece she was,
-thought Pamela, who had already refused, with a high
-air of contempt, this functionary’s proposal to leave the
-bandbox with her. “As if I was come all this way to do<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[206]</span>
-porter’s work!” thought Miss Pounce, with a toss of
-her admirably tired head.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Falcon was standing at the door, looking in upon
-them, before anyone was aware of her presence; then she
-came forward, followed by a portly, handsome gentleman
-past middle age, at sight of whom the gossips bowed to
-a most obsequious depth.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Falcon bore still upon her countenance the
-humorous peevishness of the character she had just
-represented.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, how now?” she exclaimed. “Fie, for shame,
-gentlemen! What are you doing here? If you desire
-to show me a compliment your place is before the curtain,
-sirs! Foh! ’Tis a poor compliment to salute an actress
-in her dressing-room!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, my dearest creature!” exclaimed the chief of
-the fops, coming forward, and bowing repeatedly with
-such an affected parade of courtesy that Pamela’s hand
-itched to box his ears. “I vow and declare we are but
-mustering all our energies to acclaim you after your
-great scene! We would not spoil that effect, ’pon our
-life! Not for a hundred thousand guineas! What’s
-Lady Teazle before the screen scene? No part for your
-genius, incomparable Falcon!”</p>
-
-<p>“Out with you now, then!” said Miss Falcon. “Good
-evening, Miss Pounce. Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, indeed
-you cannot remain here! Miss Pounce and I have the
-most important business on hand. La, that bandbox!
-It is vastly good of you, Miss Pounce. Pray, my Lord,
-give the gentlemen the lead and take them to their seats!”</p>
-
-<p>“Rat me!” said the spokesman of the fashionable
-group, looking round with what Pamela thought was a
-very offensive leer. “If my Lord Harborough sets the
-example, who are we that we should refuse to follow it?
-After you, my Lord Marquis.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had often heard the name of the great Marquis,
-especially of late, but she had never yet seen him. She
-now gazed at him with shrewd eyes of disapproval.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[207]</span>“Ah, my Lord, you may have a fine taste in coaches
-and in the horses to draw them, and a superlative
-delicate taste in play-actresses, but to my mind ’tis
-mortal poor taste to be bringing those grey hairs that are
-under your wig, and an honoured name, and all your
-privilege to the undoing of one poor girl! You should
-keep that smile for your grand-nephews—Mr. W.’s
-brats—you should indeed, my Lord!”</p>
-
-<p>My Lord Harborough raised himself from a profound
-bow over the hand which Felicity Falcon extended to him
-in a careless sort of way, more as if she were dropping
-something out of it than yielding it to his caress. The
-smile he gave her as he straightened himself was full of
-ardent admiration. Although he failed to meet with her
-favour, Pamela could not but admit that he had a very
-splendid presence, and that any woman’s head, much less
-that of a young player on her promotion, might well be
-turned by receiving attention from such a quarter.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord Marquis now waved the company from the
-room with a politely compelling gesture, as of a host who
-bids his guests pass before him; kissed his hand to Miss
-Falcon, and himself departed.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, my dear girl, my dear girl, the hat!” cried she,
-turning upon Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>And Pamela had the strange thought that Miss Falcon—even
-though she had stepped off the boards—had not
-ceased acting for one single moment, and that no emotion
-had been more cleverly counterfeited than the playfulness
-with which she was now herself addressed.</p>
-
-<p>Indeed, when Felicity Falcon first contemplated her
-countenance in the mirror under that confection in which
-Miss Pounce considered her own genius had reached its
-most perfect expression, so deep an air of tragedy spread
-itself over her features that the sprightly milliner thought
-in dismay, “Heaven be good to me; to see her one would
-think my lovely feathers were crowning a hearse!”</p>
-
-<p>But as if she guessed her companion’s thoughts, the
-play-actress instantly resumed a jocund air, and, twisting<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[208]</span>
-her head from side to side, treated her own reflection to
-smiles of different meanings, as though testing their
-effect; mischief, archness, innocent mirth, mockery,
-melancholy, chased each other across her fair countenance
-like shadows over a pool, and in each Miss Pounce could
-have cried out to her to stay it, vowing that she was more
-perfect in it than the last.</p>
-
-<p>Indeed, the delicate loveliness set in the flying powdered
-curls, crowned with the soft splendour of the feathers,
-marked, so to speak, by the three notes of black, was a
-vision worth gazing upon. The sheen of the white satin
-she had chosen for her robe flung up the ivory of her
-shoulders and throat. Miss Pounce almost regretted to
-see the obligatory smear of rouge put on each pale cheek;
-by which, however, the lily fairness gained something
-exotic, feverish, that seemed to match very well with the
-swift passion of her art.</p>
-
-<p>“It’ll be such a Lady Teazle as never was,” thought
-the milliner; and was wondering whether she could yet
-find a seat for herself in the theatre, when, turning
-suddenly dark, haunted eyes upon her, Miss Falcon said
-like a child:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, do let me find you here when I come back, you
-kind thing!” and, without giving Madame Mirabel’s
-head woman time to reply, she added: “I know you will,”
-and whisked back to the dressing-table.</p>
-
-<p>Her hand hovered over a closed jewel-case, then,
-shrugging her shoulders, she drew out a string of pearls
-and clasped it round her throat.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It was strange for Pamela presently to sit alone in the
-little dressing-room and think of the mimic play of
-emotion, clash of passion and interest that was enthralling
-so many scores of spectators within a few yards of her;
-to think, too, of that drama of real life, so sad and shameful,
-of which she had unexpectedly become a witness.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[209]</span>It was contrary to her vivacious nature to sit, unoccupied
-and in patience, while the world swept on its
-way, but to-night she had much to engross her thoughts.
-All she had seen pointed to courses which, to her straight
-judgment, could not but appear as evil. Yet if ever,
-thought Pamela Pounce, there was delicacy and purity
-stamped on a human countenance, if ever noble pride,
-it was on the face of the young play-actress.</p>
-
-<p>“Why did she ask me to remain?” puzzled the girl.
-“If my Lord Harborough is her protector, as he seems to
-be, what does she want with a poor, honest milliner?
-Oh, la! to see her, so beautiful, with them pearls, and to
-know what it means, I could fair cry!”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Falcon’s dresser came rushing in, declaring that
-there never had been such a success as the new Lady
-Teazle; that the house had had her out again and again.
-“And, oh, my goodness, the shouts and claps and nose-gays
-flying! What a pity Miss had not been in the
-gallery!”</p>
-
-<p>Before Pamela had time to reply Miss Falcon herself,
-accompanied by a very conspicuous group of admirers,
-returned to her dressing-room. Her flush outdid the
-rouge, her eyes flashed. The tips of her taper fingers
-rested on Lord Harborough’s wrist, and he came in
-leading her with an air as though her triumph belonged
-to him. Behind her the sycophants gabbled, “for all
-the world like father’s geese,” thought Miss Pounce.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my Lord, she is incomparable!” “I do assure
-you, Miss Falcon, when the screen was knocked down
-and you stood forth I could have fallen on my knees
-before you!” “’Pon honour! ’Pon honour, never was
-acting half so fine!”</p>
-
-<p>The flush was fading, and the fire dying in her gaze as
-she turned round upon them.</p>
-
-<p>“Pray, gentlemen, you are very kind, but I have to
-change my gown for the next act. My Lord, bid your
-friends leave me. And you too, my Lord.”</p>
-
-<p>As bowing, kissing hands, grimacing, jostling against<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[210]</span>
-each other, the little knot of gossips withdrew, obedient
-once more to their patron’s wave, he himself lingered.</p>
-
-<p>“Felicity,” he said, “there never was anyone like you.
-My dear, you brought the tears to my eyes.”</p>
-
-<p>When he released her hand there was a new ring upon
-it. The donor hurried forth, as if, with the finest tact,
-to forego gratitude in connection with a trifle, or so Miss
-Pounce understood his magnificent mien.</p>
-
-<p>Felicity gazed at the object on her hand, gave a
-laugh which rang scornful, dropped the jewel from
-her on the dressing-table, and sat down before the
-mirror.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” said she to Pamela, “take off the hat yourself,
-if you will. My dresser hath so gross a touch. The hat,
-you know, it has made me to-night. I owe you a vast
-debt of gratitude. Oh, those black feathers! Your
-excellent taste, child, gave the note, I do assure you, to
-my whole rendering. The tragedy, you know, and the
-innocence, and the remorse.”</p>
-
-<p>It seemed to Pamela as if she were mocking herself
-as she gazed upon her own countenance. She broke off.
-There was a knock at the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Come in,” she cried. And, as a young gentleman in
-mourning, with a pale face, appeared in the aperture,
-she went on in an unchanged voice: “How would it be,
-Miss Pounce, if I were to run a blue ribbon among these
-curls? ’Twould not come amiss, I think, in the last act,
-to mark the girlishness of Lady Teazle beside so old a
-husband. Now, my Lord, pray be quick about your
-business. I have scarce five minutes to give you! Yes,
-a blue ribbon, I think. You have such charming fingers,
-my dear, pray pass it in yourself. Go on, my Lord, I can
-see you very well in the glass, and sure, besides, I did not
-promise to look at you, so long as I listen.”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean to torture me,” said the young man in
-a low voice.</p>
-
-<p>Had he been on the rack, Pamela thought, glancing
-compassionately at his reflection, as her hands moved<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[211]</span>
-delicately in the actress’s tresses, he could scarce have
-had a greater air of suffering.</p>
-
-<p>“Pho!” cried Miss Falcon. (“Is not that a trifle too
-forward, Miss Pounce?”) “Pray, my Lord, remember,
-this interview is none of my seeking.”</p>
-
-<p>“I asked to speak with you alone.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but I did not promise you that! Say out, or
-keep silence, it matters nothing to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“I begin to believe what I have heard,” he exclaimed
-hoarsely.</p>
-
-<p>Her eye flashed lightning at his image in the glass.</p>
-
-<p>“Indeed, my Lord? And that again leaves me indifferent.”</p>
-
-<p>But as she spoke she turned round on her chair. What
-a marvel of loveliness she was, thought the milliner.
-’Twas but natural any poor young gentleman that loved
-her should be distraught upon her. He gazed on her
-wildly, then broke out, clasping his hands:</p>
-
-<p>“Nay,” he cried. “I will not believe it. I will not
-believe it, unless you tell me yourself. Felicity, my
-father is dead. I am my own master. Look at me.
-Behold this black. I came straight—yes, I am not
-ashamed of it—straight from the closing of my father’s
-grave to offer you my hand and name.”</p>
-
-<p>He paused.</p>
-
-<p>“I ought, no doubt, to be overwhelmed at your
-generosity. A month ago you were no less ardent, if I
-remember right, in pressing a different proposition,” she
-said very quietly.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela’s heart quickened in passionate sympathy.
-What a world was this for poor girls!</p>
-
-<p>“It’s not possible,” the young gentleman cried, “that
-you will carry rancour so far! A month ago I was not
-a free agent; a month ago I—oh, confusion! You
-cannot have understood. I—Miss Falcon, I am now
-Earl Ashmore, and I ask you to become my countess.
-This is a question of marriage. You cannot thus lightly
-dismiss so honourable, so respectful an offer!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[212]</span>“Marriage!” she laughed. “I, too, am a free agent,
-sir, and I have tasted liberty longer than you. I have
-no desire to relinquish it.”</p>
-
-<p>A moment he stood gazing at her with clenched hands
-and open mouth, as if unable to grasp the extent of her
-folly and his own misery. Then he snapped his jaws
-together and crimsoned to the roots of his lightly powdered
-hair.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s true, then?”</p>
-
-<p>“What is true?”</p>
-
-<p>“What all the world says; that you’re my Lord
-Harborough’s—my Lord Harborough’s——”</p>
-
-<p>He choked upon the word.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce held her breath in the dreadful silence
-that ensued. Then:</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be a foolish lad,” said Miss Falcon in a changed
-kind voice. “One day you’ll say, ‘Whatever the player
-woman may have done, she did one good deed to me.
-She wouldn’t marry me when I was fool enough to ask
-her.’”</p>
-
-<p>Then Felicity turned back to the mirror with a laugh
-that rang like tinkling icicles, so musical it was, so cold.</p>
-
-<p>The wretched young man cast himself on his knees,
-lifted his clasped hands and wrung them. He had forgotten
-that there was any witness, save the one who was,
-at that moment, all the world to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Felicity, I don’t care what you have done—what you
-are to that bad old man. I will forgive everything.
-Come to me and be my wife!”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, Bonnets, open the door. Miss Pounce, pray
-put a hand upon my Lord’s elbow and help him to rise.
-That is the way out, my Lord Ambrose. (I cannot help
-it. I remember best the name under which you once
-insulted me.) <i>You</i> forgive me? Had I the time I could
-laugh. Heavens! But three minutes to get into the
-paduasoy!”</p>
-
-<p>She did laugh as the young nobleman, a look on his
-face which struck a kind of terror into Pamela’s womanly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[213]</span>
-heart, flung his hands out with a menace and dashed
-from the room.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank Heaven, the creature’s gone! Bolt the door,
-Mrs. Bonnets. I’ll have no more visitors till the play’s
-over!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce was not bidden remain this time; but
-she could not bring herself to leave the dressing-room
-until Miss Falcon’s last appearance there. Talk of plays!
-What a tremendous play she had seen that night. ’Twould
-be like walking out before the last curtain dropped to go
-home now.</p>
-
-<p>When the actress returned she was accompanied only by
-Lord Harborough. As he led her in he looked at her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“I see,” he said, “you have not honoured my poor
-gift.”</p>
-
-<p>“My Lord,” she said, “I have honoured you sixty-five
-times with these pearls. Is it not enough? As for
-rings, there is a slave weight about them. I hate them.
-But is this really mine? Mine to do as I will with?”</p>
-
-<p>He smiled at each question, and Pamela thought that,
-for all his fond admiration, there was a sort of contemptuous
-indulgence lurking in his glance—that he had
-the air of one who says to himself, “These pretty tricks
-are known; these charming moods are part of the little
-game. I have not the enthusiasm of youth, but I have
-experience, I have toleration, and I have patience!”</p>
-
-<p>“It is an elegant and artistic ring,” said Miss Falcon,
-lifting it to the light of the wax candles which branched
-from her mirror. “A sapphire, I see, and all chased.”</p>
-
-<p>“It was found,” said Lord Harborough, “in a Roman
-tomb. There is not another like it in the world!”</p>
-
-<p>“And what does it represent? Oh, I see snakes about
-that strange little face!”</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis a Medusa head.”</p>
-
-<p>“What?” she cried. “What an ill omen for an
-actress! How terrible if I were to turn my audience to
-stone. Fie, I would not keep such a thing about me for
-the world! Pray, Miss Pounce, will you accept this<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[214]</span>
-trifle in memory of our first acquaintance and of, oh,
-your beautiful hat! How kind of you, dear girl, to stay
-and see the last of me. Why, it just fits your finger!
-Nay, I will take no refusal. My cloak, Bonnets! La,
-I am mortal tired. Pray, my Lord, good night. Well,
-as far as the coach then, but no further. Remember
-our compact!”</p>
-
-<p>“As far as the coach,” said the peer, with his disillusioned
-smile. “As far as the coach at least, lovely
-mystery, beautiful secret! Oh, the Medusa head would
-have been vastly appropriate, I assure you!”</p>
-
-<p>They went forth, and Pamela Pounce stared at her
-ring. She had never felt, in all her varied energetic
-existence, thus puzzled and troubled.</p>
-
-<p>“Heaven ha’ mercy,” she thought, “what a prodigious
-bit of insolence, to give it to me under his very nose!
-And, oh, lud, what’s a body to think? Will he marry
-her after all and my poor Miss Sarah and Mr. W. be cut
-out? She wears his pearls and drives in his coach, and
-yet withal he’s to lead her no further than its door!”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“’Tis the most dreadful tale, child, that’s current,”
-said my Lady Kilcroney to her friend, Nan Day, as they
-met in Madame Mirabel’s hat shop. “They say my
-young Lord Ashmore has put an end to himself. I met
-the Duke of Hampshire anon, and His Grace could scarce
-speak, so overwhelmed was he. Lord Ashmore’s father
-was his friend and neighbour.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce put down the dove-coloured capote
-she had been about to place upon Lady Anne Day’s pretty
-head. She was more affected than her customer, who
-looked up, knitting her brows vaguely, with small
-interest in her blue eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Ashmore?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Nan, he that was young Ambrose! A pretty
-youth, and full of promise. It seems he was mad in love
-with Falcon, the actress. Did you see her Lady Teazle<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[215]</span>
-last night? ’Twas a wonder, my love, but a thought too
-solemn. But, oh, Pounce, child, she had a hat! You
-should have seen it! With all your art, you’ve never
-dreamt one like it. Eglantine, Eglantine at her best.
-Paris was stamped all over it. When all is said and done
-there is naught like the French taste.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have always said so, my Lady,” responded Miss
-Pounce, “and there’s a case upstairs full of the real Paris
-modes, of which I’d like your Ladyship to have her pick
-this moment! Perhaps the last consignment we’ll get for
-goodness knows how long, seeing the trouble over there.
-Fetched at the Dover coach office by our special messenger
-not half an hour ago, I do assure your Ladyship.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela could control her voice better than her
-hands, and the professional patter escaped her almost
-mechanically.</p>
-
-<p>“But I haven’t seen how the capote suits me,” protested
-Nan Day, a little pettishly. “Kitty, what say you?
-I’ve been so long in the fields. I was scarce fit to go out
-in a chair at Bath, so worn was I with the sick-nursing,”
-complained the squire’s wife, “I have positively forgot
-what a fashion looks like. Sister Susan promised to
-meet me here and advise—not indeed that I care for my
-Lady Verney’s taste. You are ten thousand times better,
-my dearest Kitty. Pray give me your opinion.”</p>
-
-<p>“My love,” said Kitty, “in all sober earnest I am too
-overset to be able to give my mind to it as I ought. That
-unfortunate young man! It seems Lord Harborough
-cast him out of her dressing-room last night, and there
-was a monstrous great scandal at the theatre door. The
-wretched girl, my Lord Harborough——”</p>
-
-<p>“And what, my Lady, have you heard of it already?”
-said a masculine voice behind her. And all started to
-behold Lord Verney in their midst. “I thought I
-was the first to have wind of it, coming straight from
-Brooks’s. ’Tis scarce an hour since he was picked up
-unconscious.”</p>
-
-<p>“Never say,” cried my Lady Kilcroney in horror,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[216]</span>
-“that he had so little discretion as to choose a club for
-such an act.”</p>
-
-<p>Lord Verney stared.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Madame, you speak as if the poor Marquis had
-had any choice in the matter?”</p>
-
-<p>“The poor Marquis? In Heaven’s name, collect your
-wits. ’Tis not Lord Harborough who has committed
-suicide?”</p>
-
-<p>“Indeed, my Lady Kilcroney, the idea is sprung
-entirely from your own imagination. Lord Harborough’s
-illness is a fit. He had scarce interchanged a few words
-with a friend in the club-room when he groaned and fell
-forward. Sir Richard Jebb and Dr. Jenner were at once
-summoned. They could not get the blood to flow. He
-was still breathing, that was all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, ’tis another old sinner gone to his account,”
-said Nan Day philosophically. “And Sarah W. is a
-Marchioness—who’d have thought it? Where is Susan?
-I’m not sure, Miss Pounce, that I really care for a capote.
-Could you not let me see some of those French hats you
-spoke of anon?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Nan, you have indeed sadly lost touch with the
-world, child! ’Twas a magnificent fine gentleman, a
-noble patron of literature and art——”</p>
-
-<p>“Ay, and of the stage, by your own showing, Kitty.”
-Nan Day spoke smartly. “Pray, Miss Pounce, did you
-not hear me?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela felt sick and faint. She was glad enough of
-the excuse to crawl away and take a dose of the hartshorn
-which was kept handy in the workroom in hot weather.
-When she returned to the showroom to announce that
-the case was at that moment being opened—her head
-girl was wrapping all last week’s inspirations carefully
-in tissue for the occasion—she found the company increased
-by My Lady Verney and Mrs. Lafone, and that
-well-known personage, Beau Stafford. He was speaking
-as she entered, and the first words that caught her ear
-were these:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[217]</span>“I call her Fair Fatality.”</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Molly Lafone’s shrill accents were then uplifted.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Mr. Stafford,” though she was sister-in-law to
-the Beau there was small love lost between them, “granting
-the suicide—to be sure, the poor young man must
-have been mad—you cannot hold Miss Falcon responsible
-for Lord Harborough’s seizure.”</p>
-
-<p>“You know a good deal, Mistress Molly, but you don’t
-know everything. Young Lord Ashmore attacked the
-Marquis in the street last night. There was a terrible
-scene between them. Ay, ladies, all on account of that
-wild bird, the Falcon. Lord Harborough had to call to
-his footmen—fact, I assure you! Only for the scandal he
-would have handed his assailant to the watch. ’Twas
-the shock of hearing of the rash youth’s dreadful end,
-this morning, that has been the death of him. Ay, My
-Lord Harborough is dead. They were pulling down the
-blinds of Harborough House as I passed along the Mall.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fair Fatality, indeed!” cried Kitty. “And her
-so young and handsome, and not a six months famous
-yet.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, she’s a cunning piece!” interposed Molly. “I
-have heard tales of her ways. They say none knows
-where she lives, nor where she comes from, nor her real
-name. She wraps herself in the utmost mystery. Probably,”
-went on the little lady, with her acid titter, “’tis
-some grocer’s daughter! But poor simplicity has no
-chance, especially with the gentlemen. You must play
-the romantick.”</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney, her fingers to her lips, seemed lost
-in reflection.</p>
-
-<p>“Was there not a story of a duel, Mr. Stafford?”</p>
-
-<p>“A duel, Madam? Five, to my certain knowledge,”
-asseverated the Beau. “And all with more or less
-serious results.”</p>
-
-<p>“Pshaw, ’tis like an Italian tale of the evil eye!”
-Nan shuddered. “I’ll not go to Drury Lane and come<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[218]</span>
-under it, ’tis pos! <i>Pray, Miss Pounce? Oh, no, not
-green! Green! Am I never to get away from it?</i>”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Miss Falcon’s fame did not suffer from the double
-tragedy of which she had been so singularly the cause.
-She withdrew from the programmes for a week after the
-funerals of the two unfortunate noblemen, and then
-reappeared, to play to houses more crowded, more enthusiastic
-than ever. The wild rumours which began
-to circulate about her only served to increase the public
-frenzy.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce, much occupied with the Walsingham
-mourning, was for some time unable to gratify her desire
-to see Fair Fatality act once more; a desire which—so
-far was she from sharing Lady Anne Day’s fears—had
-now indeed become a kind of obsession. When circumstances
-permitted her at last to indulge herself, she
-purchased a ticket in the forefront of the gallery, and
-prepared to enjoy a couple of hours complicated emotion.
-To her amazement, at the end of the second act a note
-was handed to her:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>I have just seen your kind face. Will you be a
-Friend to me to-night, and come back with me to my
-house? If you can do me this favour—my heart tells
-me you will—meet me at the stage door after the last act.</i></p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">Felicity Falcon.</span>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>At any time the adventure was one likely to tempt a
-girl of Pamela’s spirit. In present circumstances, wrought
-to the highest pitch of excitement and interest by the
-emotions of the drama and the personality of the young
-play-actress, the invitation came to her as the magic
-fulfilment of a dream. Although never had Miss Falcon’s
-acting been more poignant, more intense in passion and
-tragedy, the milliner could hardly wait for the drop of
-the curtain, so eager was she to enter upon what she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[219]</span>
-could not avoid considering the more thrilling drama
-still.</p>
-
-<p>The crowds that packed the theatre were so immense,
-and the determination to recall the favourite so obstinate
-and prolonged, that it was after considerable delay that
-Pamela found herself at last at the stage door.</p>
-
-<p>An elegant, sober-looking carriage, with servants in
-dark liveries, stood in waiting, and just behind it a
-hackney coach.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Falcon, hooded and cloaked, escorted by a group
-of gentlemen, stepped forward and took her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“I knew you would come,” she whispered. Her
-manner was preoccupied. “This is no place for introductions,”
-she went on, turning to her escort. “Since
-it must be, let us even start.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sheridan,” said one who walked in advance of the
-others, one, indeed, whom the milliner, with a thumping
-heart, scarce dared recognise as the heir to the throne,
-“you accompany the ladies.”</p>
-
-<p>The two women drew back while he passed somewhat
-unsteadily out of the theatre, and was, with discreet bows,
-ushered to his carriage by all the gentlemen of the party,
-a single member of which then followed him in. The
-carriage, evidently to order, moved a few paces up the
-street and again halted, while the hackney was drawn
-to the door.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Sheridan, followed by the other gentlemen, now
-came back. He offered his right arm to Miss Falcon,
-and, with some exaggeration of ceremony, which his
-companions seemed to find humorous, his left to Miss
-Pounce. After he had handed the ladies into the hackney
-coach, he paused, laughing at the door.</p>
-
-<p>“What address shall I say, sweet Falcon?” He
-raised his voice, as for the benefit of those behind him.
-“Now for the great disclosure!” he cried.</p>
-
-<p>Fair Fatality had a cold smile. Pamela could see her
-face by the light of the links each side of the theatre
-portals. It was very pale.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[220]</span>“Pray get in, sir,” she said; “the man knows his
-way.”</p>
-
-<p>As they drove off Mr. Sheridan rubbed his hands and
-laughed again.</p>
-
-<p>“To think that I should be sitting <i>vis-à-vis</i> to the
-fairest intrigue in all London, and actually be going to
-solve the mystery! Though, to be sure, ’tis no mystery
-to you, ma’am, I dare swear?”</p>
-
-<p>He looked tentatively at Pamela through the gloom.</p>
-
-<p>They were turning out of a by-street into the main
-thoroughfare, and Pamela, casting her glance out of the
-window, was startled, but scarcely surprised, to see that
-the Prince’s carriage was very closely following theirs.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Pamela, my girl,” said the milliner to herself,
-“little you thought when you set out that you’d perhaps
-be supping with Royalty! But there’s one thing clear.
-You’ve got to stand by this poor soul to-night.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Sheridan did not seem to relish the idea of conversation
-with Miss Falcon’s companion. Pamela, who
-from the first had fancied that, though carrying his liquor
-with decorum, he was far from sober, was not sorry to see
-him fall into a doze. Whether on her side the actress
-were asleep or not she could not guess, but she never
-moved nor spoke. The drive was long, and Pamela had
-lost all her sense of district when the coach was pulled
-up at last. But Mr. Sheridan, waking with a start and
-looking eagerly about him, cried:</p>
-
-<p>“Why, this is the King’s Road! I’ll be hanged if
-that’s not the lodge of Elm Park House.”</p>
-
-<p>“This, sir,” said Miss Falcon, “is Mulberry House,
-my poor abode, to which you are——” she paused, and
-altered her phrase—“where I am this night privileged
-to receive you.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela understood she would not bid them welcome.
-At the same moment the royal carriage halted in its turn;
-but Miss Falcon, alighting, did not pause to pay the
-respect etiquette demanded. She pushed open the gate,
-and went quickly across the flagged courtyard towards<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[221]</span>
-the little house which stood square and solid, with pedimented
-portico, before them.</p>
-
-<p>As Pamela hurried after she saw that a light shone
-through the cracks of the shuttered ground floor windows.
-Miss Falcon inserted a key in the lock and opened the
-house door. She drew Pamela into an oak-panelled
-hall, dimly lit with a couple of candles in a silver candelabra,
-and herself stood in the aperture.</p>
-
-<p>She dropped a profound curtsy as the Prince appeared,
-followed by Mr. Sheridan and that other gentleman
-whom Pamela supposed to be the equerry-in-waiting.</p>
-
-<p>“Forgive me, sir,” her voice was low and tired, and
-it struck Pamela that something had gone out of it—the
-fire and thrill and youthful pathos that had made it every
-moment an appeal—“that you should have such a poor
-reception. Since I was not prepared for the honour,
-since it was your pleasure to surprise me by this favour,
-I must beg you to take me as I am. There are no servants
-here to-night.”</p>
-
-<p>She moved backwards as she spoke. Theatrical
-training stood her in good stead. The movement was
-perfect.</p>
-
-<p>“Will you condescend to enter? Mr. Sheridan, pray
-close the door behind His Highness.”</p>
-
-<p>She preceded the Prince, still backing easily, to a parlour
-on the right of the entrance. It was a small, gay
-apartment, panelled in white, with double doors leading
-apparently into an inner room. Four candles on the
-centre table, burning rather low in their sockets, gave a
-fairly sufficient light.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela, who slipped in, with some timidity, in the
-wake of the party, perceived their hostess’s face to be
-deathly pale, and hurried to her side.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Falcon caught her hand with an ice-cold grip.</p>
-
-<p>It must be confessed that the portly, elderly gentleman,
-who once for his charm and youthful grace had been
-known as Prince Florizel, looked discomfited to confoundment
-by the unexpected strangeness of the situation.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[222]</span>
-His two companions stared at each other. The sobriety
-they all three needed seemed to be returning to them.</p>
-
-<p>“Will your Highness condescend to take a chair?”</p>
-
-<p>Still holding the milliner’s warm hand the play-actress
-stood erect.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir, it has been your pleasure to command the
-revelation of a secret which concerned only my humble
-person. I understand even that you have honoured me
-so far as to make my insignificance the object of a wager.
-I trust I am too obedient a subject to disobey my future
-Sovereign, too loyal not to assist him in the gratification
-of his sporting instincts. With the more readiness,
-indeed, that at four o’clock this afternoon my reason for
-wishing to keep my unimportant identity, my unobtrusive
-abode from the knowledge of the world has ceased to
-exist——”</p>
-
-<p>She broke off.</p>
-
-<p>Not more intently had the mighty audience hung upon
-her lips to-night than did now these four, her oddly
-entertained guests. Pamela’s heart beat high. She felt
-herself as on the very edge of some fathomless chasm of
-tragedy.</p>
-
-<p>“Your Royal Highness,” went on Felicity Falcon, her
-sweet voice hoarse, “since it is your pleasure to know it,
-my name is Gwenlian Morgan. I am the wife——” A
-spasm crossed her face. She caught her breath, and
-went on: “I married one Evan Morgan, a Welsh preacher.
-Ours has been a great love; but with him God was always
-first. He believed he had a call to London. We left the
-fair hills and our cottage for these dreadful streets.
-He failed. He fell into a decline. We had hardly any
-money left. He could work no more, and he would not
-take charity. I had to earn for him. How? I had
-to earn much and quickly or he would die. There was
-only one way, and that way anathema to him. To his
-pure and lofty mind the stage was always ruin and
-damnation!”</p>
-
-<p>Again there was a brief silence. The equerry tried<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[223]</span>
-to whisper to Mr. Sheridan, but that good-hearted
-gentleman gave him an angry scowl. The Prince sat
-breathing hard, his eyes fixed, his mouth slightly open.</p>
-
-<p>“There was but one way in which I could earn much
-and quickly. I took it. I took it in secret. I began
-low. Fortune favoured me. I was noticed behind the
-scenes by one whose notice meant advancement. Yes,
-sir”—she flashed a dark look at the equerry, who murmured
-a name—“my Lord Harborough was a generous
-patron; and then all came easy. At home I had but to
-lie. Good heavens, how I lied and plotted and contrived
-and deceived! But what did anything matter?
-There was no crime save unfaithfulness to my Beloved
-that I would not have committed for his sake. I told
-him I had inherited a fortune. I kept him almost from
-the first in comfort. When I was able to hire this house
-I told him I had sold out funds to do so. He believed
-me. He trusted me. He would as soon have thought of
-doubting an angel, as of doubting me. And so I—hoodwinked
-him. It was the easier that he had to keep
-to his bed. My one servant, his nurse, deaf and silent,
-never pried into my comings and goings. She believed,
-like him, that they were accounted for by the chapel
-meetings and mission-work; by necessary relaxation
-and repose. I went in and out of this house at night by
-the mews at the back. No one ever saw me enter. I
-took care of that. To-day—to-day the doctor came.
-He filled me with more hope than ever before. ‘Take
-him to Italy,’ he said. ‘And ’twill be a cure!’ With
-four thousand pounds in the bank——”</p>
-
-<p>She stopped so suddenly that Pamela cast an arm
-about her, fearing she might fall; but she clasped a
-rigid strength. Mr. Sheridan raised his quizzing glass
-to stare at the actress’s countenance; into her pale
-cheeks a fierce colour had risen. She was amazingly
-beautiful.</p>
-
-<p>“And so, my dear Miss Falcon—my dear Mrs. Morgan,”
-he cried curiously, “you took the favourable moment of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[224]</span>
-confessing your subterfuge, your heroic subterfuge, to
-your pious husband! How did he bear it? A Welshman
-and a chapel man! I trust it was not a shock.”</p>
-
-<p>Her eyes turned upon him as if she were bereft of the
-power of understanding.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Sheridan means, ma’am,” cried the equerry
-impatiently, “how did the good preacher bear the awful
-revelation? Did you not yourself say that at four
-o’clock—four, wasn’t it, Sherry?—the great Falcon
-mystery ceased to exist.”</p>
-
-<p>“You are right, sir,” said Fair Fatality. “When I
-returned from rehearsal this afternoon I found—I saw—I
-knew—there was no secret between us any more!
-You want to know so much about me, all of you.” Her
-voice rose suddenly and piercingly. “Your curiosity
-shall be gratified to the end.”</p>
-
-<p>She moved away from Pamela with a steady step,
-flung open the folding doors, and pointed into the room
-revealed with a single magnificent gesture.</p>
-
-<p>Grasping the elbows of his chair, fuddled, inquisitive,
-the Prince of Wales lifted himself to stare. Mr. Sheridan
-took two strides and brought himself up with an
-ejaculation. And “Damn me!” cried the equerry, in
-accents of anger and fear. “This is a dashed low
-trick!”</p>
-
-<p>There was no need for anyone to cast a second glance
-into that room. The lights and the flowers, the rigid
-figure on the bed, covered with a white sheet, told their
-own story. The genial party were looking upon death.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you poor creature! You poor, unhappy dear!”
-cried Pamela Pounce, bursting into hot tears, and catching
-the Falcon to her heart.</p>
-
-<p>The preacher’s wife abandoned herself to the embrace;
-but only for the span of a moment, not for the relief of
-tears, not for the comfort of another woman’s tenderness,
-but because, just for that little while, every power
-fell into suspense. When she disengaged herself they
-were alone with the dead. Royalty and its boon<span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[225]</span>
-companions had seized the opportunity to retire from a
-scene so discomforting.</p>
-
-<p>Felicity turned an abstracted gaze into the dining-room;
-it was clear to Pamela that her visitors, Royalty
-and all, were of less consequence in her mind than the
-stray moth that fluttered round the candles.</p>
-
-<p>“Will you look at him?” said the widow.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela wished that she would cry or swoon. This
-composure was terrible. Sobbing herself, she was drawn
-to the bedside, and, as Felicity lifted the sheet, gazed
-down upon the quiet, beautiful face. The play-actress
-bent and kissed the young forehead set in such majestic
-peace, and replaced the coverlet, re-arranging the white
-roses after she had done so. Then once more she took
-her companion by the arm, led her back into the dining-room,
-and closed the folding doors.</p>
-
-<p>“Now you must drink a glass of wine with me,” she
-said, “before you go.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I will stay with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“No. No. The coach is waiting for you. The driver
-will take you safe back. I prefer to be alone.”</p>
-
-<p>She went to a cupboard and drew out a decanter and
-a couple of glasses, and while Pamela sat and mopped
-her eyes with a drenched handkerchief, and bit her lip to
-keep down the rising sob, and chid herself for a poor,
-vaporous wretch no use to anyone, the woman who had
-lost her all poured out the wine with a steady hand; and
-with a steady hand did something else besides.</p>
-
-<p>She brought the glasses to the table, gave one to
-Pamela, and stood watching her while she drank.</p>
-
-<p>Then she sat down beside her, and, still holding her
-own full glass between taper fingers, leant across and said:</p>
-
-<p>“Kiss me, my dear, and thank you. When I went
-back to him after the rehearsal to-day, so full of joy, the
-woman said he was asleep, and I bent to kiss him, and,
-oh, his lips were cold! His lips were cold! Yours are
-warm. I wish I’d known you before. We should have
-been friends. Nay, ’tis as well! I might have brought<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[226]</span>
-misfortune to you as to the others. ’Tis better as it is,”
-she repeated rather wildly.</p>
-
-<p>And when sobbing that her own story was told and
-that she knew too what a broken heart meant, Pamela
-would have kissed her again, Felicity pushed her from
-her, and drank quickly.</p>
-
-<p>In the silence that followed, Pamela drew herself
-physically and mentally together, twisted her handkerchief,
-patted her curls, wiped her eyes a last time,
-then, in the tone of one firmly determined on the right
-course of action:</p>
-
-<p>“The coach may go, I’ll not leave you!” she cried.</p>
-
-<p>She broke off. Was it the scent of the flowers from
-the death-chamber, or some curious flavour in the wine?
-She was all at once aware of a singular, intense smell of
-almonds in the air.</p>
-
-<p>“Miss Falcon, Mrs. Morgan, my dear! Oh, you’re
-faint, you’re ill, and no wonder!”</p>
-
-<p>She clutched the sinking figure, but Fair Fatality had
-acted her last tragedy.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce never wore the Medusa ring. She
-dared not; but she kept it all her life.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[227]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XI</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In Which There is a Prodigious Scandal About<br>
-Pink Flounces</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">None</span> ever knew the share which Pamela had taken in
-Felicity Falcon’s last night on earth.</p>
-
-<p>She had laid the slender figure as decently and respectfully
-as she could, on a couch, kissed the cold cheek once
-more, and walked out of the house.</p>
-
-<p>Those who would find her in the morning must make
-what they could of the story. Pamela had her own life
-and those dependent on her to consider. She could not
-afford to be mixed up with a scandal.</p>
-
-<p>Whether the chapel people to whose ranks the young
-preacher had belonged, were desirous of hushing up the
-evidence which might bring discredit upon them, or
-whether it were really believed that Mrs. Morgan had
-died of a heart-stroke brought on by grief did not transpire.
-They were buried together and given a very
-pious funeral with much preaching and psalm-singing.</p>
-
-<p>The event made a profound impression upon Pamela;
-it revived the cruel emotions of her recent personal
-experience.</p>
-
-<p>She had seen what love meant as never before; she
-understood its fearful supremacy, and how little anything
-else mattered beside it in life. There were times
-when she even envied Felicity Falcon; true, she had
-loved to desperation and death, but she had loved and
-been loved with a noble purity and faithfulness!</p>
-
-<p>The memory of the young Welsh preacher’s dead face,
-radiantly innocent, and of the triumph, set in agony, of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[228]</span>
-the actress’s countenance as she had last seen it, haunted
-her continually. Death had stamped on their mortal
-love the seal of eternity.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs had lain in wait, the whole warm
-June sunset hour, till Miss Pounce should emerge from
-the side-door of the shut-up shop; he followed the erect,
-briskly walking figure with due discretion, and only
-permitted himself to catch her up at the corner of Berkeley
-Square. Then he accosted her.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t, I do beseech you,” he cried, quickly forestalling
-the fierce repudiation in her eye, “don’t refuse
-to listen! I have not come after you to insult you, I
-haven’t, upon my honour! Pamela, I want to apologise.
-I want to ask your pardon.”</p>
-
-<p>His tone was so imploring and respectful, he looked
-so eager, so gallant and handsome too, in the rosy amber
-light, as he bent towards her, bare-headed, that her
-weapon of pride seemed broken in her hand.</p>
-
-<p>She tried to say with dignity: “There’s nothing more
-that I ever wish to hear from you, Mr. Bellairs,” but
-her voice faltered, and a sudden tear in each eye betrayed
-her.</p>
-
-<p>“See,” he went on eagerly. “The gate of the garden
-there is open. Let us go in, and sit on that bench. Just
-for a little while! Five minutes! One minute!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela, shaking her head, and exclaiming: “No, sir.
-Nay, Mr. Bellairs, I cannot listen, ’tis impossible! ’Tis
-wrong! ’Tis folly!” nevertheless allowed herself to be
-drawn into the cool green tree-shadowed spot, and
-actually sat down on the suggested seat.</p>
-
-<p>He did not as much as offer her his hand; yet his
-urgency drove her almost with a physical force.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Pamela,” he cried, letting himself fall beside
-her, and clasping his hands and wringing them, “can
-you conceive what I felt when I heard that ’twas you—you!—oh,
-my generous girl—who paid my debt? And<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[229]</span>
-to think how the first use I made of my liberty was to
-offend you so grossly.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela swallowed a sob.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis over and done with now, Mr. Bellairs. Let me
-forget.”</p>
-
-<p>She tried to rise, but he caught a fold of her dress.</p>
-
-<p>“One moment more, if you have a woman’s heart.
-Nay, you see how anxious I am not to presume. I will
-go on my knees if you like. Oh, Pamela, when I went
-to pay back my Lord his ninety-seven pound ten, out of
-that pocketful of money you know of, and he stared at
-me, and: ‘Why, man,’ says he, ‘I never thought to see
-you this morning! Her Ladyship was in one of her bad
-ways, and sure, if it was I had been in the sponging
-house, she’d not have out with a farthing! I’ve been
-but waiting for a better moment,’ says he. ‘Then who,
-in the name o’ God?’ cries I, cutting him short. Pamela,
-I lost no time in making my <i>congé</i> to my Lord, and I
-ran all the way to that fellow Jobbins—I promise you!
-‘For I’ll get to the bottom of this,’ I cried. ‘And ’twas
-a lady veiled,’ quoth he, and stuck to it, and the fool
-that I am, must needs think my cousin Kitty was playing
-a sort of game with me; ashamed not to pay for me, but,
-the stingy thing! mortal afraid lest I should ask her
-again! And I went back again to Hertford Street to
-make a further exhibition of myself.”</p>
-
-<p>Here Pamela could not keep from laughter.</p>
-
-<p>“You laugh! ’Tis all I deserve. Indeed, ’twas
-a monstrous absurd scene. But my Lady pretty soon
-convinced me that the magnanimity I ascribed to her
-was unknown to that bit of strass she calls her heart.
-By the Lord, I think I was mad that morning altogether!
-I hardly know how I got out of Hertford Street once
-more, and all the way down to Jobbins, for the thought
-had dawned! I’ve not so many friends, you see, Pamela!
-‘A tall, fine figure of a lady,’ says he, ‘stepping as clean
-as your own sorrel filly, Mr. Jocelyn. And I caught,’
-says he, ‘a gleam of hair under the veil—now, if you’ll<span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[230]</span>
-run your eye down the row in there,’ says he, jerking his
-thumb towards his stables, ‘you’ll see, third from the
-door, a bit of a gloss on a hack’s back that’s just the same
-colour.’ And so I knew,” added Jocelyn, with a sudden
-drop from his tone of mimicry, into accents of real
-emotion.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela set her teeth upon her trembling lip. She
-made a desperate effort after her usual fine air of independence.</p>
-
-<p>“’Twas when we were friends, I’ll have you remember,
-Mr. Bellairs,” she said, with a toss of her
-head.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but Pamela, let us be friends now,” he spoke with
-a boyish earnestness which made him infinitely more
-attractive than in his most dashing mood of sparkishness.
-“’Tis just for that I have sought you. I want your
-forgiveness. I want your friendship. Let me see you
-sometimes, as a friend, a most respectful friend, honoured
-by your acquaintance. I am a wretched, worthless
-fellow,” he went on, with a kind of bitter humility.
-“I can’t even pay you back your loan, now, Pamela.
-But grant me a chance. Let me show myself better than
-you have known me. ’Pon honour, it would give me
-something to hope for, just to think you’d let me see you
-now and again, in a kindly way; that you had not cast
-me altogether out of your life.”</p>
-
-<p>It was the acknowledgment that he couldn’t pay her
-back that softened Miss Pounce’s obduracy towards
-him. She consented to forgive him, to consider him as
-a friend, even to admit the possibility that if they met—oh,
-quite accidentally!—on an off-day, she mightn’t
-refuse to take a stroll with him in the Green Park.</p>
-
-<p>It would seem as if nothing had changed; as if she
-was the same too-trusting, foolish girl, and he the same
-sly, audacious villain; yet, as she determinedly parted
-from him and hurried out of the garden to her lodging,
-she knew that there had come a profound alteration into
-their relations.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[231]</span>Meanwhile the enmity excited in the bosoms of Miss
-Smithson and Miss Popple against the successful
-milliner was far from abating. Indeed, the mature
-young lady who had hoped for Pamela Pounce’s present
-position had an ever-gathering sense of grievance. What
-if she had a heavy hand? Were there not solid dowagers
-and others who preferred substance and money’s worth
-to your fly-away gossamer nothings?</p>
-
-<p>Between these two important members of Madame
-Mirabel’s establishment, there had come to be a tacit
-understanding—though they were far too genteel and
-high-minded to indulge in anything like a conspiracy—that
-it was their bounden duty, in dear Madame Mirabel’s
-interests, to keep a sharp look-out on Miss Pounce, and
-report any proceeding of hers calculated to injure them.</p>
-
-<p>“As, of course, my dear, poor Anna-Maria,” Clara
-Smithson would declare of her rich business relative,
-“is that good-natured that times and times I’ve had to
-step in, as it were, and save her from herself.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Popple was too tactful to request specification.</p>
-
-<p>“La, you never say, dear!” she would exclaim, with
-unflagging emphasis. “And what a good thing it is
-that she’s got you, the poor kind creature! ’Tis what
-we all feel.”</p>
-
-<p>The while her private thoughts would run contemptuously:</p>
-
-<p>“As if every one didn’t know, you long-toothed old
-frump, that ’tis you Madame keeps on out of charity, and
-has the books regular checked by a spry young gentleman
-from the bank every Saturday night, private, or they’d
-be in the muddle of the world before the month was
-out!”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Clara Smithson’s secret opinion of Miss Popple
-was probably no more complimentary, but it is in the
-nature of things that worthy individuals, working for a
-common cause, should sink personal feelings; and,
-therefore, when Miss Smithson made the appalling discovery
-in connection with the pink-flounced muslin of a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[232]</span>
-Sunday afternoon, it was Miss Popple to whom she confided
-it the first thing on Monday morning.</p>
-
-<p>That Sunday afternoon being a remarkably fine day,
-Miss Smithson had accepted the offer of the married
-nephew in the Tobacco Trade, who was particularly
-civil to her in view of her reported savings, to drive with
-him in a hackney as far as Richmond Park, and partake
-of a choice refection of ale and winkles by the river-side.
-Now, as the hackney was rolling along the highway
-towards Richmond, they passed a cottage on the outskirts
-of the town, a quite superior cottage residence
-with an embowered garden, honeysuckle and roses. In
-this garden, upon a rustic chair, a young woman was
-seated with a child upon her lap. She wore a conspicuous
-dress of pink muslin. Her head, which was bent
-over the child, was bare, unpowdered, and clothed with
-a profusion of bright chestnut tresses. The child’s face,
-Miss Smithson was able to observe, was very dark, almost
-foreign-looking, and its little curly pate, coppery-red.</p>
-
-<p>There was something familiar in the attitude of the
-young person in the flaring frock, and Miss Smithson,
-who was not a rapid thinker, puzzled over it most of the
-afternoon. Towards the end of her last glass of ale,
-neglecting the tempting offer of a final winkle which
-the devoted nephew was extending to her on his tie-pin,
-she clapped her hands and cried:</p>
-
-<p>“I have it!”</p>
-
-<p>Being asked to explain this strange diversion from the
-business of the hour, she declined, and it was only into the
-sympathetic bosom of Miss Popple that she now unfolded
-her theories.</p>
-
-<p>“Pamela Pounce it was, my dear, as I’m a living
-sinner! There’s not another head like that on the town,
-I’ll swear! And a little black child on her lap, as bold
-as brass! Miss is so fashionable, too, as we all know.
-Foh, the hussy! It really,” said the virtuous Miss
-Smithson, “makes me shudder!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[233]</span>And shudder she did, till Miss Popple thought she
-heard her bones rattle.</p>
-
-<p>“I always said,” said Polly Popple, “that there was
-something mysterious about that young woman’s private
-life. Dark, did you say, dear? We all know the complexion
-of the young gentleman that used to come here
-after Miss Pounce. And she’s been seen with him in the
-Green Park again, most audacious of late. And what’s
-to be done now,” she cried in a virtuous passion, “to get
-her out of the house, and not have her contaminating
-us respectable females? Let’s to Madame Mirabel this
-moment!”</p>
-
-<p>“Beware how you do such a thing!” exclaimed Miss
-Smithson, horror-struck. “Tut, Polly! We’ve got to
-get things a vast more circumspect before we take such
-precipitous action. The first thing to find out is whether
-Miss Pounce has a gown of that impudent colour.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll ask her this minute!” exclaimed Popple, springing
-up from the little horsehair chair and making for the door.</p>
-
-<p>“And if we do bring it home to her, Polly,” pursued
-Miss Smithson, clutching her friend’s fat wrist, “far be
-it from me to be hard on a fellow-creature, however
-perverted and brazen. I’d rather put the matter before
-Miss Pounce herself—ay, and before that good creature,
-her aunt, my Lady Kilcroney’s woman, who’s had a
-mort of trouble with her already—and get the abandoned
-gal to send in her resignation, rather than upset my
-cousin! Anna-Maria has a weak heart.”</p>
-
-<p>Polly Popple pondered. Both prudent virgins exchanged
-a look. It dawned upon these sensitive
-consciences that Madame Mirabel might not be of their way
-of thinking; might, in fine, be disposed to put modes
-before morals, especially as custom was increasing every
-day and the fame of Pounce millinery spreading far and
-wide.</p>
-
-<p>“Maybe you’re right,” said Polly thoughtfully.
-“Well, I’ll be back as soon as I can, dear, and let you
-know what I’ve drawn out of her.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[234]</span>The showroom was empty of custom, the hour being
-still early, and Pamela, singing a little song under her
-breath, was engaged, with the bright energy which
-characterised her, in superintending the disposal of the
-wares. She had fanciful schemes of colour differing
-with each day, and subtly suited to the mood most
-likely to be engendered by the weather. Thus, on a
-cold, bleak autumn afternoon you might find a flamingo
-flame of feather calling you through the glass; and on a
-torrid July morning such as the present, the coolest and
-most ethereal creams and greys; or a rustic straw with
-a wreath of moon daisies that would set you dreaming of
-the country. Even such a creation was Miss Pounce now
-holding in her hand when, rather out of breath—for she
-was of a stout habit and a congested type of comeliness—Polly
-Popple came heavily up to her.</p>
-
-<p>“And pray, Miss Pounce,” said the assistant, while,
-at the abruptness of the address, unpreceded by the
-usual “Good morning,” all the young ladies turned to
-stare—“pray, Miss Pounce, was you by any chance
-Richmond way yesterday?”</p>
-
-<p>Polly was no diplomatist.</p>
-
-<p>“And what’s that to you, Miss Popple?” responded
-Pamela. “As a matter of fact, I was; but ’tain’t none
-of your business, as I’m aware! Girls, what are you
-doing?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela scented mischief, and resented the tone of the
-question, which rang in unmistakable challenge. Nevertheless,
-she remained good-humoured.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps,” said the other darkly, “’tis more my
-business than you think of. Might I further inquire if
-you was wearing a pink gown, miss?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Popple, I was. A pink gown, flounced to the
-waist, muslin. A sweet thing it is, and suits me uncommon.
-Perhaps you’d like to know if I wear a white
-<i>bouffand</i> to it, and the style of hat?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, never mind the hat, Miss Pounce! Since you
-are so obleeging as to permit me another question, might<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[235]</span>
-I ask if you was a-setting in a garden a-holding of a child
-upon your lap?”</p>
-
-<p>The colour flew like a flag to the head milliner’s cheek
-and fire to her eye. Then she abruptly turned her back
-upon the questioner, and the youngest assistant, who
-happened to be taking a hat out of a drawer, was surprised
-to see that she was struggling with a violent inclination
-to laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“Ho!”</p>
-
-<p>The ejaculation leaped with a world of horror from
-Polly’s lips.</p>
-
-<p>Her superior wheeled back upon her.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Miss Popple, I was sitting in a garden, and very
-pleasant it was among the roses; and I had a child upon
-my lap, the dearest, sweetest little creature that ever
-breathed, a perfect cherub! A girl, if you want to know,
-Miss Popple, and though dark, like to be a beauty.”</p>
-
-<p>The young ladies tittered, though there were looks
-interchanged, too. And Pamela’s tone, tripped up with
-subterranean mirth, sounded to some of them rather
-hysterical.</p>
-
-<p>Polly, after a dumb show of wounded female delicacy,
-expressively rendered, tottered from the room as if her
-legs could scarce carry so much horrified rectitude; and
-the incident apparently dropped. Indeed, Pamela regarded
-it merely as another of Popple’s nasty bits of
-spleen. A low-minded, common creature! As if her
-girls would be taken in by such vile suggestions! As
-if the life of Pamela Pounce, head milliner, was not as
-fresh and fair as her own face!</p>
-
-<p>An episode which Pamela could not but consider as
-curious in the circumstances presently occurred and drove
-the very existence of Popple from her mind.</p>
-
-<p>A carriage drew up to the door, early as it was—ten
-o’clock had not yet struck—and a customer entered, a
-short, dark young woman of a marked type of Spanish
-beauty, who walked with a bold cadence of the hips that
-set her maize silk panniers swinging, and a carriage of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[236]</span>
-the head that you might call like that of a fawn, or of a
-serpent, as your feelings towards her prompted.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela advanced in her most engaging manner.</p>
-
-<p>“What can I do for you, madam?” She broke off.
-“Merciful heavens!” something within her cried. “I
-should know that face.”</p>
-
-<p>The newcomer fixed her with beautiful, insolent eyes.
-There was a gleam of rubies in each delicate ear, and at
-the dusky round throat a red fire that came and went
-from a monstrous clasp of the same stones, half-hidden
-by laces.</p>
-
-<p>“If you will show me a hat, all black, with black
-feathers,” began the lady. She had a slow voice, rich
-like cream, and an odd guttural aspiration of the consonants.
-“Something with the Spanish air.”</p>
-
-<p>In her turn, she stopped short. The milliner had
-fallen back a pace, and was looking at her with horror.</p>
-
-<p>“I think,” said Pamela, very low but very distinctly,
-“that you have entered this establishment by mistake.”</p>
-
-<p>The foreign lady wheeled upon her. There was no
-doubt about it, with all her beauty she was viperish.</p>
-
-<p>“Fool, my name is the Countess Sanquhar!”</p>
-
-<p>“And a very fit name for you, too!” responded
-Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>Upon which extraordinary observation she herself
-opened the door and stood until the visitor passed
-out.</p>
-
-<p>You may be a beauty, and you may be the lawful wife
-of an English peer, but it is difficult to keep your dignity
-when you are turned out of a shop by a miserable working-woman
-as if you were the last of the last. Only by
-doing murder on her offender could the notorious Lady
-Sanquhar, who had been once the respected wife of an
-honest Spanish merchant, have redeemed the situation
-from utter ignominy. But as she could not do murder
-in actual fact, she only did it with her eyes, as, swaying
-more than ever, she went forth.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela shut the door; the four assistants stared at<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[237]</span>
-her with one accord. They had not known such an
-exciting morning for a long time.</p>
-
-<p>“Upon my word, Miss Pounce,” said Polly Popple,
-“you take a deal upon yourself, you do.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela sat down, rather white about the lips, breathing
-quickly through dilated nostrils.</p>
-
-<p>“If it had got known that I’d sold as much as a feather
-to that creature,” she said, “Madame Mirabel might as
-well put up her shutters, for there’s not a lady of quality
-would have crossed the threshold of her showroom again.”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[238]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XII</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney Insists on the Duty<br>
-of Morality.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">If</span> you please, my Lady, might I speak to your Ladyship?”</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney looked up from the sorrows of
-Miss Clarissa Harlowe, which she was particularly enjoying,
-and gazed at her handmaiden.</p>
-
-<p>Lydia Pounce and her mistress had gone through,
-together, so many emotions, intrigues, quarrels, reconciliations,
-triumphs, and despairs that it was scarcely
-too much to say they had become indispensable to each
-other. Therefore, too, both had grown to read each
-other’s countenances with the utmost facility. Now,
-Lydia was pale and pinched; her knobby little hands
-were clasping each other fiercely across her neat waistband;
-she was visibly trembling. Lady Kilcroney
-knew these symptoms.</p>
-
-<p>“What is to do, Lydia?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ho, my Lady!”</p>
-
-<p>The Abigail here clutched at her heart and turned up
-her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me, Lydia,” said her Ladyship, tartly, “have
-they ventured to laugh again in the pantry as you happened
-to be passing, or has anyone broken into the safe
-and stolen my diamonds?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ho, your Ladyship, you may well ask. Heaven
-knows I’m prepared from this out to be the laughing-stock
-of this house. Everyone may point the finger of scorn
-at me. The name of Pounce is for ever blasted! As<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[239]</span>
-for thieves, my Lady, there are worse thieves than will
-ever be hanged walking about this moment, and treasures
-stolen of value far above diamonds!”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Her Ladyship wouldn’t be so easy with her ‘dear
-me’s’ if she knew what’s happened. ’Tis gospel truth,
-my Lady, and I’m telling no falsehood, that the thought
-of having to inform your Ladyship is the bitterest part
-of the sorrow that has come upon me this day!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty Kilcroney put down her book. Seeing that her
-maid’s eyes were genuinely tear-stained, and that the
-convulsive shiverings were not all assumed, she began
-to feel concern.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me!” she said again, in quite another tone.
-“I trust nothing has happened to your family—your
-good brother, or any of the children?”</p>
-
-<p>She broke off. Lydia, who was making the most
-dreadful grimaces, here flung her little muslin apron over
-her head and sobbed behind it.</p>
-
-<p>“It’ll break my brother’s heart, him so respected on
-his own property, as old in the name as gentry, yeomen
-these hundreds of years, and only for bad times none of
-them ever looking to service. And ho! my Lady, him
-setting such store by that girl, and me so proud of her!”</p>
-
-<p>“That girl! You don’t mean Pamela?”</p>
-
-<p>Lydia dropped the apron.</p>
-
-<p>“I do. The horrid, wicked creature. And ho, my
-Lady, it all comes of encouraging idle young gentlemen
-and paying their debts for them, and letting them off
-going to India, and if the name of Pounce is blasted, the
-name of Bellairs ain’t much better, and so I tell you,
-fair and square, my Lady!”</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens!” said my Lady Kilcroney, whisking
-round so sharply on the sofa that Clarissa fell in one
-direction, and my Lady’s cushions, fan, and pocket
-handkerchief in the other. “Never tell me that that
-silly young man is—has been—can be——”</p>
-
-<p>“He was, he is, and as to can be, your Ladyship knows<span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[240]</span>
-yourself what young gentlemen are! Oh, to think of
-its going on so long, though indeed, I might ha’ known!
-Haven’t I seen them walking together on a Sunday afternoon,
-times and again, and it’s all head toss and ‘How
-dare you, aunt?’ if so much as a word of warning is
-given!”</p>
-
-<p>“Jocelyn Bellairs! But what has been discovered?
-What proof have you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, la!” The fire of excitement was drying up the
-elder Miss Pounce’s tears. “’Tis all over Mirabel’s already.
-Proof, my Lady? Wasn’t the unfortunate girl seen
-sitting in a garden last Sunday in a secret cottage, with a
-dark baby on her lap? <i>A dark baby, my Lady!</i> And
-think of Mr. Bellairs, as black as my shoe! And her, as
-Miss Smithson—that’s the book-keeper, my Lady—who
-has just left me, said to me, as bold as brass, all in the
-sunshine. And she ain’t denied nothing, neither.”</p>
-
-<p>“Who? Pamela?”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was falling from amazement to amazement. She
-had seen a vast deal, one way and another, of Madame
-Mirabel’s milliner, and if ever there was, in her opinion,
-an honest, sensible, good-living young woman, it was
-Pamela Pounce.</p>
-
-<p>“She don’t deny it. Miss Popple up and taxed her
-straight out, and she as good as admitted it. Not a bit
-ashamed, either.”</p>
-
-<p>“Foh!” my Lady fumed. “Surely you’re not
-going to condemn your own flesh and blood on hearsay,
-woman?”</p>
-
-<p>“My Lady,” Lydia began to pant, as if she suddenly
-remembered how hard she had been running. “I’m
-back from Madame Mirabel’s this moment, and seen
-Pamela, and oh, the audacity of her! Laughing in my
-face, and tossing her head! ‘And ’tis true,’ cries she,
-‘the little rogue is dark. And if I prefer ’em dark,’ says
-she, ‘what then?’”</p>
-
-<p>“‘Ho, Miss,’ says I, ‘your taste lies in the dark line,’
-says I. ‘That’s no surprise to me you bold hussy!’<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[241]</span>
-And then, my Lady, you’ll never believe it, she regular
-insulted me.</p>
-
-<p>“‘Well,’ she says, ‘and if I do prefer a dark gentleman,
-ain’t a body free to have their fancy? There’s you,’ she
-says, ‘as likes them fat and cat-footed, with a wheeze and
-a paunch,’ referring, my Lady, to the attentions Mr.
-Blandfoot is paying me. And then I answers her back:</p>
-
-<p>“‘I’m sure, you wicked girl, if Mr. Blandfoot and I ever
-agree to settle, it’ll be as man and wife, respectable <i>and</i>
-respected.’”</p>
-
-<p>“‘Why, lud, aunt,’ she says, ‘you have a nasty mind.’
-And more than that, my Lady, I couldn’t get out of her,
-it being her busy time. And—oh, dear, to be sure!—was
-there ever such a desperate bit of work? Her getting
-on so well, fought over by the ladies, I may say!”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Kilcroney allowed the lamentations to continue
-without interruption for some time, her own thoughts
-being concentrated on the painful problem. The more
-she reflected upon it, the more, alas! she began to believe
-in the story.</p>
-
-<p>Old Bellairs’s nephew was a sad dog—a handsome,
-plausible, dashing, insidious rascal—she knew that. And
-that he had pursued Pamela with his attentions, she was
-also aware. The girl’s attitude of defiance could hardly
-go with innocence, and there was that strange story about
-the debt. Now, Kitty liked Pamela, and she had a
-certain sympathy, too, with a spirit that refused to
-humiliate itself on a question of private conduct.</p>
-
-<p>“I trust no one has ever been able to say of me that I
-am otherwise than strictly virtuous,” she thought, “but
-I can’t abide these prying prudes that think ’tis their
-business to show up any poor child that’s made a slip
-in her time.”</p>
-
-<p>“And, ho, my Lady,” concluded Lydia, “they’ve kept
-it from Madame Mirabel, on condition that my niece
-resigns her situation.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now, look here, Lydia, stop sniffing. If ’tis my poor
-dear Bellairs’s nephew that wronged the girl, I’ll see that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[242]</span>
-he makes reparation. He shall marry her. Leave it to
-me. Leave it to me, I say! I’ll have the truth out of
-them both, and then I’ll join their hands, I swear it,
-before I’m two days older!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was one of those whose plans are swiftly conceived
-and whose impatient spirit will not brook an instant’s
-delay in their execution. She sat down that very moment
-to write to her graceless relative.</p>
-
-<p>“He must not guess,” she thought, as her quill ran
-with little squeaks and pauses—“he must not guess that
-he is to be brought to book, or my young gentleman will
-have a thousand good reasons for declining to present
-himself.”</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>Dear Nephew Jocelyn</i>,” wrote she, very silkily—“<i>Pray
-come and visit me this next Thursday afternoon
-at three of the clock. It is a long time since we have met,
-and there is a little matter——</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Here Kitty stopped and nibbled at her pen. How
-could she bait the trap so that the fox should fall into it?</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>a little matter which I wish to discuss with you. I
-think when you hear what it is, you will agree ’twas worth
-wasting half an hour on your attached aunt-in-law</i>,</p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">Kitty Kilcroney</span>.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Kitty shook the pounce-box over the sheet, folded,
-superscribed, and affixed with a pat a knowing little wafer
-which bore the semblance of a rose with the touching
-motto: “Sweet unto death.”</p>
-
-<p>Then, popping her round chin on her clasped hands,
-she gave herself to reflection, quite a minute’s reflection.</p>
-
-<p>“If you want a thing well done, do it yourself. There
-never was a sounder saw. I’ll not trust Lydia.”</p>
-
-<p>My Lady took up her pen again.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<i>My good Pounce</i>”—thus ran the quill—“<i>Pray
-present yourself here on Thursday at three o’clock, bringing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[243]</span>
-the dark baby about which there’s such a to-do. I think I
-have proved myself a friend to you; do you prove that you
-recognise it by falling in with my desire.</i></p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">K. Kilcroney</span>.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>P.S.—I was never more anxious to act well by you
-than in this instance.</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Having despatched these missives, my Lady kept her
-counsel; and when the answers came—Mr. Bellairs’s
-reply accepting rather effusively, with indeed, as his
-benefactress felt, not without some malice, a lively sense
-of favours to come; and Pamela’s in four respectful lines
-couched in the best millinery phraseology—the plotter
-locked them into her bureau, and forbade Lydia to mention
-the subject to her again, if she valued her situation.</p>
-
-<p>On the Thursday afternoon fixed for the meeting my
-Lady Kilcroney thoroughly prepared to enjoy herself.
-There was nothing she more relished than the ruling of a
-difficult situation. She had no qualms as to the extent
-of her genius; she had no inconvenient scruples as to her
-wisdom.</p>
-
-<p>The nephew of her late poor Bellairs had, it seemed,
-wronged the young person in whom she took an interest.
-He should be made to right that wrong, or her name was
-not Kitty Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p>When the hour approached she clothed herself in
-garments subtly adapted to her role, rich in texture, yet
-grave in hue; a mulberry satin, to be precise, brocaded
-with amber roses. Her toilet accomplished, she flung a
-satisfied look into her mirror. ’Twas a bit heavy for a
-summer’s day, but really, with the old deep-hued lace
-at throat and elbows, mightily becoming.</p>
-
-<p>Then she wheeled upon her maid.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, Lydia,” ordered she, “you are not to show
-your nose till I bid you. I’ll not have you poking it into
-my arrangements. It’s a deal too sharp and fond of
-prying, as it is. Ay, I do expect your niece and Mr.
-Jocelyn Bellairs. And, no, I haven’t told you anything<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[244]</span>
-about it. I’m to manage this business or I wash my
-hands of it. If you goggle your eyes any more, Lydia,
-they will drop out! Nay, I will not permit you a word
-with Pamela. Nay, not so much as a look at her. You
-will keep to your premises till I ring my bell.”</p>
-
-<p>Lydia tossed her head a good deal, and was sure she was
-very grateful to her Ladyship. And no one could accuse
-her of wanting to interfere, Heaven knew! And, as for
-looking at that creature’s bold face again till she was an
-honest woman, it was enough for her the last time.
-Heaven was her witness that she’d had a queasiness at
-the pit of the stomach ever since!</p>
-
-<p>Having issued her instructions, Kitty sailed downstairs,
-turned the astonished Kilcroney out of his library, which
-had, she considered, a more judicial appearance than the
-gold-and-white drawing-room, ordered my Lord, in the
-determined tone which he never resisted, to his club till
-dinner-time; rang for a couple of footmen to remove my
-Lord’s tankard, pipe and other witnesses of loose living
-from the premises, and sat herself down in a large leather
-arm-chair to await the sinners.</p>
-
-<p>Three had not yet struck from the grandfather clock in
-the corner when Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs was announced.
-He entered with rather less of the conquering air than was
-his wont. No doubt a very handsome youth, and vastly
-improved in manners, thought Kitty, noting the exact
-depth of his bow and the decorous air of homage with
-which he kissed her extended hand. Attired, too, with
-a quiet elegance, which, considering that the hand he
-saluted was the one which had frequently paid his tailor,
-was, my Lady considered, well chosen.</p>
-
-<p>“Pray sit down, Nephew Jocelyn. I am glad to see you.”</p>
-
-<p>When she had resumed her position in the seat of
-justice, and he had deferentially placed himself in a high-backed
-chair—a little too near her, she thought, for
-proper respect, but some slight familiarity might be
-pardoned to a relative—he looked at her interrogatively,
-and there ensued a silence.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[245]</span>It was not Kitty’s policy to put him at his ease by
-small talk; rather, indeed, through a certain measured
-severity, to awaken stirs of conscience. And as now his
-fine brown orbs took the inward roll which she knew
-betokened self-searching, she kept an immovable countenance,
-looking down at her brocade lap and smoothing
-a fold here and there with delicate, be-ringed fingers.
-She had considerable knowledge of the world, this spoilt,
-pretty child of fortune!</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll wager,” thought she, “he’s counting up his debts,
-and wondering which I’ve heard of, and never giving a
-thought to his horrid immorality.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Bellairs cleared his throat, glanced uneasily at his
-hostess, began a sentence on the subject of the weather,
-broke off in the middle and said, with a plunge:</p>
-
-<p>“Here I am, then, Aunt Kilcroney, agreeable to your
-command!”</p>
-
-<p>“And, indeed, ’tis no less than your duty, I should
-think. ’Tis a vast of time, sir, since you have done me
-the honour to call upon me. Yet I think each quarter
-day brings you the wherewithal to remember me by,
-to say the least of it.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked at her with an expression in which relief and
-disappointment struggled. Was it only to keep him to
-heel, like a well-trained dog, that she had sent for him?
-Was there nothing but huffiness at his lack of assiduity to
-account for her air of disapproval, or had she heard of that
-little bill to which my Lord Kilcroney had so good-naturedly
-set his name? Or of that ruffling night at the
-Cocoa Tree when he had lost four hundred pounds to my
-Lord Sanquhar, and thereafter raised the money to settle
-it with Mr. Aaron, on my lady’s own banker’s order to
-himself? A transaction which might have been ruin
-indeed if the most generous girl in all the world had not
-got him out of the sponging house in time. Here his
-cogitations came to an abrupt end, and the very person
-in his thoughts stood in the doorway.</p>
-
-<p>He got up, all amazement, as my lady too, majestically<span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[246]</span>
-rose. What in the name of Heaven brought Pamela
-Pounce hither, and why, by all that was crazy, was she
-carrying a little dark child in her arms?</p>
-
-<p>The young man flushed, bit his lip, and trembled with a
-sudden fury. By Heaven, if Pamela had gone behind his
-back to tattle to my Lady, he would—yes, dash it, he would
-pay her back and never speak to the chit again!</p>
-
-<p>“Is this the child?” said Kitty, with a bell-like tone
-of melancholy.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela curtsied with great deliberation for all reply,
-and, at a wave of Kitty’s hand, gracefully sat down,
-settling her pretty burthen in her lap.</p>
-
-<p>It was a little girl, beautiful in a dark way, with devouring
-brown eyes. She was exquisitely dressed in a lawn
-frock, with insertion and mignonette trimming. The
-Princess Amelia could not have been finer clad, thought
-Kitty, and as Pamela took off the straw hat with the
-ostrich feathers and revealed an ordered tangle of copper
-curls, which would one day be night-black, threaded
-through with a faint blue ribbon, my lady could hardly
-restrain a cry of admiration.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty stood and looked at Mr. Bellairs. He was in the
-throes of undeniable agitation. She looked at Pamela,
-serene and, as she gazed down at the child, Kitty thought,
-lovely, with a maternal softening of her bright, handsome
-face.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Jocelyn Bellairs!” cried Lady Kilcroney,
-dramatically, “you may well turn away. You may well
-feel that sight were more than you can endure. But raise
-your eyes, sir. Behold, behold, and let your heart speak.
-Can you call yourself a man and refuse that trusting
-creature her rights, refuse that exquisite cherub a father’s
-name?”</p>
-
-<p>“Good Lord!” cried Jocelyn. He cast the hat he had
-been clasping under his arm into the middle of the room,
-the better to clutch his temples. “Am I stark, staring
-mad? What monstrous stroke is this, what plot, what
-inconceivable mistake?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[247]</span>There was such a ring of truth in his accents that my
-Lady shot a doubting glance at Pamela, but conviction
-returned upon her as she saw this young woman bending
-over the child so as to hide her face, and shaken with
-hysterical emotion.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty drew a long breath, and started again.</p>
-
-<p>“Do not think, nephew, that by adding deceit to your
-vileness, you can make a better situation for yourself.
-Far from it. I have not sent for you here to-day to
-rebuke or even to reproach. My sole desire is to help you
-both. Heaven forbid that I should be hard on any
-woman who has been betrayed by her own heart!</p>
-
-<p>“Pamela, if you had confided in me ere this—nay,
-never mind now! Suffice it that I know all. As for you,
-sir, I am well aware that gentlemen think all too lightly
-of a woman’s virtue; that if their fancy leads them to
-court in a lower class than their own, the most hitherto
-virtuous and confiding female becomes, to use their own
-horrid words, fair game.</p>
-
-<p>“But I’ll not have Pamela Pounce treated so! She’s
-far too good for you, sir, and so I tell you straight. And
-the proposal which I am about to make to you is for her
-sake, and not for yours. You shall marry this good
-young woman—good but for you, you scamp!—and I
-shall make it my business to place you in an advantageous
-position out of England. I’ll pay your debts again, sir,
-and set you up. I have not thought where yet, but it
-shall not be India, for the little angel’s sake——”</p>
-
-<p>Here she stopped suddenly. Her eye strayed to the
-child, and she saw, to her utter amazement, that the
-young milliner was laughing, not weeping.</p>
-
-<p>“Pamela Pounce!” she cried, in a scandalized voice.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela got up and set the child on the floor.</p>
-
-<p>“Will your Ladyship observe the little one? She is
-small for her age, I know, nevertheless it is plain to see
-she is over two years. How old are you, Carmelita?
-Tell the lady.”</p>
-
-<p>The child, who had maintained a solemn observant<span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[248]</span>
-silence during the whole proceeding, her great eyes roaming
-from one person to another, while she contentedly sat on
-Pamela’s lap, now looked up into her friend’s face with a
-roguish smile.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell the pretty lady.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell you,” said the child.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, then, tell Pamela.”</p>
-
-<p>But with the perversity of its sex and years, the child
-was here seized with overwhelming giggles and buried its
-head in Pamela’s skirt.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was staring with her mouth and eyes open,
-while a dawning sense of something utterly ludicrous and
-amazing showed itself on her face.</p>
-
-<p>“If her Ladyship will kindly tax her memory,” Pamela
-spoke in ineradicable bonnet-shop phraseology—“to
-the extent of recollecting that I met Mr. Bellairs for the
-first time on the doorstep of this house but eighteen
-months ago, she will realise that——”</p>
-
-<p>“Enough! Enough!” cried Kitty.</p>
-
-<p>She waved her hand, fell back into her arm-chair,
-pressing her filmy handkerchief to her lips, trying to
-check her peals of laughter. Perhaps she was not quite
-so overwhelmed with merriment as she pretended. Perhaps
-she felt that the only way of mitigating the supreme
-ridicule of her situation was by being the first to laugh
-at it.</p>
-
-<p>As her patroness laughed, Pamela waxed serious,
-while Jocelyn Bellairs stood scarlet and indignant, the
-picture of offence and injured rectitude.</p>
-
-<p>“I little thought, my Lady, when those cats at Mirabel’s
-got hold of my cat of an aunt—begging your Ladyship’s
-pardon—and started this scandal against me, and all
-along of seeing my pink flounces at tea with old Madame
-Guturez, this darling’s grandmother, I little thought
-your Ladyship would be ready to believe such an outrageous
-bit of spiteful nonsense.</p>
-
-<p>“When they upped and attacked me, says I to them,
-‘Mind your own business!’ Heaven be good to me,”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[249]</span>
-said Pamela. “I wasn’t going to stoop to defend myself
-to them, and if I hadn’t been the best-natured girl
-in the world, I’d have gone straight to Madam Mirabel,
-and told her then and there of their plot!</p>
-
-<p>“And as for Aunt Lydia—well, her ladyship knows
-herself. Those old maids have the minds of I don’t
-know what. It’s enough to be young and good-looking
-for them to think the worst of you. And her a-drawing
-in Mr. Bellairs so shameful. I don’t mind confessing to
-you, my Lady, that the more that poor old thing shook
-and shivered, and went on at me, the more I thought it
-would be a fine joke to let her give herself away. But
-when it comes to your Ladyship——”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, well,” said Kitty, not quite liking the tirade,
-with pansy eyes rather angry over tightly smiling lips.
-“You had but to write me three words of explanation,
-Pamela——”</p>
-
-<p>“Begging your Ladyship’s pardon, if I’d explained
-ever so, your Ladyship wouldn’t have believed. No lady
-would ever believe a poor girl accused like me, if she
-didn’t bring up proof. And allow me to point out, your
-Ladyship,” went on the milliner, with a flourish, as if she
-were indicating some remarkable feather or trimming,
-“that your Ladyship having merely wrote me to come
-round with the child, it wouldn’t have been becoming in
-me to be attributing meanings to your Ladyship’s commands.”</p>
-
-<p>The fire went out of Kitty’s eyes, for she was a just
-woman; she laughed again, and this time with a genuine
-ring.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, was there ever such a girl! And I so moved
-over your story, and so yearning over the child, and so
-stirred up, ready to threaten and appeal. And so pleased
-with myself to be standing such a friend to you, and
-bringing Master Jocelyn to book so clever!”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay,” said Pamela, “she’s not mine at all.” Here
-she swung the little creature up into her arms, and hugged
-her. “And I’m sure I wish she was. There, I don’t<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[250]</span>
-know what I wouldn’t have gone through to have such a
-little darling as this all my own! No, she’s not mine,
-your Ladyship. Poor innocent. Ah, ’tis cruel! It’s
-worse than no mother at all she has, her that’s the child
-of the wretch that calls herself Lady Sanquhar.”</p>
-
-<p>Both Kitty and her nephew-by-law cried out at this;
-Master Jocelyn was shaken from his injured mood by
-sudden memories.</p>
-
-<p>“What, that odious, bold-faced, dressed-up strumpet!”
-exclaimed Kitty, “driving about in the park in his
-Lordship’s curricle, and brazening it at the Opera, till a
-woman of virtue scarce knows which way to look!”
-and:</p>
-
-<p>“The Spanish woman that ran away with Lord Sanquhar!”
-shouted Mr. Bellairs, “whose husband was
-shot before my very eyes as he was trying to stop her?
-Aye, aye, I remember there was a little child.”</p>
-
-<p>“And only three days ago,” said Pamela, “I turned
-the woman out of the shop. ’Tis transported she’d be,
-if justice were done.”</p>
-
-<p>At this my Lady Kilcroney stepped across the room
-and embraced Miss Pamela Pounce. Then she kissed
-the child, too, with lingering, repeated caress, that
-round velvet cheek stirring irresistible motherly passions.</p>
-
-<p>“And it shall have a cake, it shall, and nice chockey
-to drink, it shall, the pretty rogue! Ring the bell,
-Jocelyn.”</p>
-
-<p>Having obeyed, Mr. Bellairs advanced, nostrils dilated,
-swaggering a little as he came, with a defiant smartness
-which did not sit ill on him.</p>
-
-<p>“I presume, Aunt Kilcroney, that as there is nothing
-else upon which you can desire to confer with me, you
-would wish me to withdraw. Nevertheless, there is one
-word I should like to say in your hearing to Miss Pamela
-Pounce. Will you spare me a hand, Pamela. Thank
-you. I kiss this honest hand, this honest, kindly, helpful
-hand, and I say that if you will condescend to bestow it
-on me, I will——”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[251]</span>But Pamela drew away her fingers, and curtsying,
-child and all, said with great dignity:</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, Mr. Bellairs, I have no intention of
-changing my state.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty looked doubtfully from one to the other. Had
-he been in earnest? She saw that Pamela did not think
-so, for the girl had coloured to the roots of her hair, and
-tossed her head. She would have no gentleman’s pity
-or condescension.</p>
-
-<p>The countenance of the young man was inscrutable,
-as he bowed very low, turned on his heel, and left the
-room.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It was past nine that evening before Madame Mirabel’s
-head milliner had sufficiently made up her afternoon’s
-holiday to be able to leave the workroom. There was a
-purple twilight over the whole busy town, and the lamplighter
-was going round with his ladder, leaving a jonquil
-flame behind him at long intervals. Here and there a
-torch flared in a link. The streets were full of the sound
-of feet, the quick feet of those hurrying home, the slow
-feet of the strollers. Pamela was tired; the day had
-been a long and agitating one. She paused a moment on
-the pavement, outside the shop, to inhale the warm air,
-and to enjoy the sense of leisure, at last. Her mind
-worked mechanically.</p>
-
-<p>“A twist of purple net on dark blue satin, with a tuft
-of orange feathers. ’Twould be a new combination and
-vastly genteel. (’Twould suit my Lady Kilcroney too,
-with her pansy eyes.)”</p>
-
-<p>Some one came up behind her with a quick tread that
-suddenly faltered. Then a voice called her:</p>
-
-<p>“Pamela!”</p>
-
-<p>“La, Mr. Bellairs, what a start you give me!”</p>
-
-<p>“May I go a little way with you, Pamela dear?”</p>
-
-<p>“There now! If that isn’t a gentleman all over,
-and me having only just re-established my character!<span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[252]</span>
-A-waiting for me again outside Madame Mirabel’s, with
-goodness gracious knows how many cats’ eyes a-spying on
-me from behind the shutters!”</p>
-
-<p>Something about the girl’s gay courage, her sane,
-bright outlook on life, touched him at a spot already
-exceedingly vulnerable. Anyone else, he thought, would
-be having the vapours over this afternoon’s work; reproaching,
-weeping, lost in self-pity and recrimination.
-He reflected, too, how it might have been, had she
-listened to him one winter’s evening, and one summer’s
-day. A girl in a thousand! His mind had been
-already made up, but he ratified the inner decision with
-an ardent leap of the heart.</p>
-
-<p>They went on side by side, till they reached the Park,
-and then she remembered again, how, a few yards away,
-nearly two years ago, she had snatched a pistol from
-him. He stopped her, and spoke.</p>
-
-<p>“Pamela, I asked you to give me your hand to-day.
-I ask you again to be my wife. Oh, when I saw you
-stand with the little dark child in your arms, which they
-thought was ours, I vowed you were the one woman in
-the world for me! Oh, I have been a base wretch! I
-owe you money, I owe you my honour. I owe you my
-life. I owe you something more worth than all these;
-the only real, the only pure love I have ever known.
-Pamela! You’ll make a man of me yet, if you’ll have
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>She had once been shaken, flattered by his attentions;
-had looked up at him as a being, splendid, dashing,
-gallant, altogether out of her sphere. When he had
-courted her, it was as if a god had stooped. But this
-evening he was something quite different to her: a weak,
-wild youth whom her love might steady; a spendthrift,
-a gambler, an amiable prodigal for whom she might
-prepare the fatted calf, whom her ring might bind to
-home; one, in fine, who had need of her. It was the
-mother in her who smiled on him now with wet eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Under a high moon, and a sky full of stars they<span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[253]</span>
-presently discussed plans that seemed to Pamela to
-combine the bliss of Eden with the practicality of a
-work-a-day world.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll not give up my business, sir! I’ll never pretend
-to be other than I am. No false lady airs for me!”</p>
-
-<p>“You wouldn’t be Pamela if there were. You shall
-do exactly what you like! But I’m going to work too.
-Indeed, my dearest girl, I will! And we’ll have that
-cottage somewhere in the green, not too far but what
-you can get the coach of a morning.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” cried Pamela, clasping her hands and laughing.
-“I’ll have roses in the garden, and sit out of a Sunday
-in a pink muslin dress with flounces!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[254]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIII</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney makes an Indelicate<br>
-Fuss</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">My Lord Kilcroney</span> had none of your nasty prudish
-minds that think harm of a kiss. To salute a rosy cheek,
-or clasp a trim waist came as natural to him as to toss
-off a tankard of brown ale, or light his long clay, or sit
-in the sunshine. And indeed, my Lady, knowing him,
-had as a rule an indulgence for such peccadilloes; the
-merest shrug of the shoulders or a “Fie for shame, my
-Lord!” in a voice scarce more indignant than that in
-which she chid the littler Denis for putting his fingers
-in the sugar bowl. But the mischief was in it, this
-summer at Weymouth, Kitty being in attendance on
-her Royals, that such a change should come over the
-whole spirit of the whilom sensible spouse.</p>
-
-<p>Such a hullaballoo over a kiss! If ever there was
-anything likely to drive a really faithful husband to
-desperate courses, it was this unexpected, undeserved,
-severity.</p>
-
-<p>Unfortunately he had been unlucky in his choice of
-partner for the peccadillo. Molly Lafone’s smooth
-cheek, fine grained as a geranium leaf, and as delicately
-rouged as a miniature, Molly Lafone’s cheek, ethereally
-tinted, had the quality of pitch in the eyes of the other
-ladies, and the touch of it defiled.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord, puffing at his clay in the County Club at
-Weymouth, with an air half humorous, half defiant, and
-thinking back on that same cheek with a certain complacence,
-might perhaps have altered his opinion on the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[255]</span>
-whole matter had he been aware how neatly Mrs. Lafone
-had timed the episode for the passage of the Queen’s
-equipage.</p>
-
-<p>They had met, quite accidentally, on the parade.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my Lord Kilcroney,” quoth she. “Is it indeed
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>Her victim as good-humoured and devil-may-care as you
-please, brought himself up with a wheel and a flourish.</p>
-
-<p>Molly was clasping her hands. It was her trick to go
-like a snowdrop in the dawn, when the rest of womanhood
-flared carnation on the cheek. Her small faintly tinted
-face was absolutely irradiated.</p>
-
-<p>“Is it indeed you, Denis Kilcroney? I declare ’tis
-like meeting the sun in a fog to see you! Oh, your kind
-look, my Lord, and your good smile! This place——”
-She broke off.</p>
-
-<p>“How now!” said he, gallantly saluting a pearl-like
-inch of wrist between rumpled glove and race ruffle.
-“What’s wrong with the place, Mrs. Lafone? Troth,
-and I thought it was the St. James’s over again, for every
-ten steps don’t I come across a friend! And this is the
-best meeting of all,” he added, with another bow, another
-kiss, and a still broader smile, for—deuce take him!—the
-little thing had been monstrous glad to see him, there
-was no mistake about that, and he was nothing if not
-responsive. “And as for the sun,” he went on, straightening
-himself, and gazing down at her rather fatuously.
-“Isn’t the great orb of Royalty shining on Weymouth
-this minute?”</p>
-
-<p>Now Molly Lafone knew how to play such an one as
-Denis Kilcroney, as a skilful angler plays a fish. She
-had hooked him with that glance of innocent joy: now
-she drove the crochets in more firmly by an air of flutter
-which would have melted any masculine temperament.</p>
-
-<p>(“Oh, I have betrayed myself,” her tremor, her shy
-butterfly glance, her sigh, her shaken laughter proclaimed.)</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, the Royal orb,” she murmured. “Oh, my
-Lord!” Then, “Aye, true, indeed. Oh, as you say!<span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[256]</span>
-The orb and sceptre. George——” here a gleam of mischief
-came like April sunshine to drive the shadows from
-her pretty, abashed countenance. Her faltering voice
-took a saucy note. “George and his Dragon,” she
-whispered, tittered, put her finger to her lip. “Oh, the
-mortal dullness of it! I’m a Parson’s daughter, as your
-Lordship knows, and brought up prodigious proper, but
-I vow and declare that if anything could make me wish—want
-to shake off my sense of piety and virtue—what
-am I saying? Good heavens, my Lord Kilcroney!
-You are but just arrived; but if Windsor is pompous and
-dull, Weymouth is—Oh!” she yawned.</p>
-
-<p>Kilcroney was eyeing her, his sides shaking with mirth,
-but at the words pompous the laughter left his lips, he
-scratched his chin.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, now that you mention it, my dear,” he murmured,
-“it struck me there was a certain tedium in the
-air.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, tedium!” cried Molly, and went off on another
-yawn.</p>
-
-<p>As she yawned, he reflected. Pompous, she had said.
-There had distinctly been a shade of pomposity about his
-Kitty, as, just landed from the coach, he had hurried to
-embrace her, scarce eighteen hours ago.</p>
-
-<p>“Heavens, Denis, not in full view of the window.
-The Princesses are fond of an evening walk. And good
-gracious, my Lord, what a coat to travel in, and the
-King’s gentlemen always point-device! And pray, dear
-Denis, let me send for the hairdresser, for if Her Majesty
-was to see you, such a show, down the parade, and she
-so set against the Irish, I scarcely know how I could bear
-myself in her Presence.”</p>
-
-<p>This was the welcome Denis had had the day before;
-and it had somewhat clouded his morning thought. It
-had taken all the comfort of his recent passage through
-the hands of a first-class barber, and of as good a tankard
-of burnt Sherry as ever he had tasted at the County Club,
-to restore him to the good humour in which Mistress<span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[257]</span>
-Lafone had found him. He now thought back upon his
-grievance, and as is often the case, with an increased
-sense of injury.</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon me soul, you’re in the right of it! And what
-in the world my Lady and the rest of them want to be
-hanging on the Court for, this way, passes me. Glory
-be to God, doesn’t weariness ooze out of them all? It’s
-sodden they are with it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Weariness,” echoed she again. She glanced up at
-the black-faced clock with the white figures on the church
-tower across the way. The sea was on the other side of
-them; the foam-capped waves tossing and furling and
-pursuing each other in playful frolic like myriads of lambs
-on a deep blue field. There was a gay sky to match, and a
-gay wind, full of an intoxicating tang, and it blew Mistress
-Lafone’s shot green taffety into balloons, and silvery
-liquifactions, and fluttered her light curls, and set the
-long amber streamers of her rustic hat flying like pennons.
-She glanced back from the clock to my Lord’s
-face, and her eyes danced and flickered as if the sea were
-in them, and suddenly filled with huge tears.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis not the weariness, I mind,” she exclaimed with
-a sob. “’Tis the cruelty!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, you poor little bird,” quoth he, tenderly
-compassionate. “Could anyone be cruel to you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, indeed, they are, my Lord, and I can’t think
-how I have offended them! Oh, the slights, the unkindnesses!
-And my Lady Kilcroney, your own dear lovely
-lady, my Lord, what hath she against me.... Oh, I do
-assure you,” cried Mrs. Lafone, raising her voice piteously,
-as the measured trot of royal horses beat upon her ear.
-“I’ve cried myself to sleep, night after night. And
-when I saw your face, ‘here’s one,’ I said to myself,
-‘who will be a little kind to me!’”</p>
-
-<p>The wind—it certainly was a naughty wind, as if it, too,
-were a rebel against the decorum imposed by the presence
-of Royalty—came rushing up from the wide ocean and
-caught Mistress Lafone in a positive whirl, seizing her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[258]</span>
-with a great beat of invisible pennons as if about to fly
-away with her.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! oh!” she cried. Her light figure swayed and
-seemed to lift. She flung out her arms. What could my
-Lord do but catch her? And holding her, what could he
-do, but kiss her? For there were tears on her delicate
-face which melted him, and sparkles behind them which
-dared him; and what’s a kiss when all is said and done?</p>
-
-<p>The Royal carriage wheeled by them, and Kitty, sitting
-bolt upright opposite the Queen, had a good view of her
-erring spouse and his infamous companion for the whole
-length of the parade. It can scarcely be credited: the
-culprits, as they gazed back at her, were laughing.</p>
-
-<p>The matrimonial course of the Kilcroneys had been
-fond, but as anyone who knew my Lady might guess, it
-had been variegated. She had a quick temper, an impatient
-spirit, and a detestation of monotony; withal the
-soundest heart in the world. So that never did couple
-so often fall out, or so fervently make it up, as they.
-My Lord, who was of an easy-going temperament, who
-loved and admired his Kitty in all her moods, rather
-enjoyed these connubial storms.</p>
-
-<p>“Begad,” he would say, “there never was anything to
-equal a dash of red pepper for making a man enjoy the
-taste of the wine afterwards.”</p>
-
-<p>But now my Lady’s wrath took an unpleasant form;
-one which, in its turn, aroused his resentment. It drove
-him even to a certain bitterness, as he sat in the bow-window
-of the County Club, pulling at his long clay. It
-drove the complacent memory of Molly Lafone’s smooth,
-pert cheek from his mind as with a sting.</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon me word,” he said, swinging his leg. “A man
-would think it was the leper I’d made of myself! Split
-me, Verney, if me Lady doesn’t whisk away her skirts as
-she crosses me path! And never a word out of her since
-she first had at me—Bejabers! I’m not like to forget
-that in a hurry! But it’s pinched lips and dropped eyes
-and turn away with her till I’m crazy.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[259]</span>Squire Day and my Lord Verney gazed with compassion
-on the sinner, the compassion that is the worst
-kind of condemnation. Then Squire Day said, a little
-drily:</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis a pity that the occasion should have been quite
-so public.”</p>
-
-<p>And my Lord Verney, drawing in his turn the clay
-from his lips, burst out:</p>
-
-<p>“Susan says—My Lady Verney hath it that ’twas
-Mistress Lafone’s very plan, to show you up before their
-gracious Majesties and shame Kitty.”</p>
-
-<p>Kilcroney stared a moment with widening eyes and
-dropping jaw at the speaker. Then the crimson rose in
-his handsome dissipated face.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! God help you!” he exclaimed, “if that isn’t
-the ladies all over. ’Tis the down of the world they have
-on that poor little creature. And what in the name o’
-God should she want to be playing such a thrick for?
-And sure, oughtn’t I to know, ’twas the innocentest——”
-he broke off, for Squire Day’s laugh was loud.</p>
-
-<p>“Innocent?” he repeated. “My dear Kil, ’tis you
-who are as innocent as Adam! But I’m with you on one
-point. The ladies have treated that little Lafone monstrous
-cruel. I doubt if they have as much as let her
-nibble a macaroon with them since they came down here.
-And your Kitty has given the lead.”</p>
-
-<p>“My Kitty!” exclaimed her spouse in a generous heat.
-“Why, man, she’s picked that same Molly out of a hundred
-scrapes. Sure, Lafone’s no more sense than a child.
-Why, she owes my Lady——”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” said Squire Day, quietly, “she’s one who pays
-back with interest.”</p>
-
-<p>Kilcroney stared again.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll be hanged if I know what you’re driving at, men,”
-he began, but suddenly fell silent with fixed eyes.</p>
-
-<p>His arm-chair was opposite the door, which had now
-been quietly opened; a fine portly gentleman walked in
-as if the place belonged to him.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[260]</span>“Tare and ’ounds, lads,” cried the Irishman, under his
-breath. “Here’s His Royal Highness!” and sprang to
-his feet.</p>
-
-<p>The next instant the club-room rang with shouts of
-mirth.</p>
-
-<p>“By the Holy Father! Stafford! Ned, me boy, I
-took you for the Prince of Wales. ’Pon me living soul,
-I did. Oh, Ned, Ned! ’tis the fill of your waistcoat you
-are, and no mistake.”</p>
-
-<p>“His Highness ought to be flattered,” said Mr. Stafford,
-who was not.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Miss Pamela Pounce was deposited at The White Hart,
-Weymouth, by the midday coach, having slept at Dorchester.</p>
-
-<p>She looked as crisp and modish as one of her own hats,
-as she tripped along the parade towards my Lady Kilcroney’s
-lodgings, followed by a porter who moved in a
-perfect grove of bandboxes.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce had travelled to Weymouth with a selection
-of hats and heads for the tempting of her fashionable
-clientele. Born business woman as she was, she carried
-her unerring instinct into every detail, such as that very
-halt at Dorchester, which enabled her to impress at once
-by her appetising freshness and her air of not having lost
-a minute in providing an esteemed customer with the
-very latest; “piping hot,” as she herself expressed it.</p>
-
-<p>She had no hesitation in the choice of her first patroness.
-My Lady Kilcroney gave the lead and Madame Mirabel’s
-partner only spoke the truth when she averred that she
-had rather have my Lady’s custom than that of Queen
-Charlotte and all the Princesses.</p>
-
-<p>Softly signalling to the burthened porter to wait in the
-hall, Miss Pounce nipped two special bandboxes from his
-grasp and herself mounted the stairs behind Kitty’s
-black boy. Her Ladyship was in her bedroom. That
-suited Pamela very well; in fact she had timed herself
-to find Kitty in her <i>négligé</i>, perfumed from her toilet,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[261]</span>
-restored by her morning chocolate, just planning the
-pleasures of the day. Miss Pounce smiled, as bending
-her ear she caught the sound of feminine voices and
-laughter within. A discreet play of nails upon the
-panels remaining unanswered, she gave one authoritative
-tap and entered.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty, in a cloud of lace, with lavender ribbons, occupied
-the centre of the apartment, throned in a high winged
-arm-chair. Her elbows were on the table before her,
-on which were strewn divers coloured prints and an
-immense heap of light-hued patterns of silk and satin.
-On either side of her sat her two special cronies: Lady
-Anne Day and Lady Flora Dare-Stamer. All three heads
-were bent together; no conspirators planning the downfall
-of the Crown, could have seemed more wrapped in
-mysterious colloquy. Pamela had to “hem” before
-her presence was noticed. Then the faces were lifted
-with a start, and Miss Pounce had no reason to complain
-of the effect of her unexpected appearance.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty clapped her hands.</p>
-
-<p>“What good wind has driven you hither, child, to-day
-of all days?”</p>
-
-<p>“And I who was thinking,” cried Nan Day, “that
-I hadn’t a head to my curls, fit to appear at Kitty’s
-party, for my country slut has packed your rose tulle
-turban, and the Paris toque, Miss Pounce, I do assure
-you, as if she was stuffing a goose!”</p>
-
-<p>“As for me,” said Lady Flora, “I haven’t paid Madame
-Mirabel’s account this goodness knows how long. But
-there—I think she knows I’m no bad customer after
-all”—with her fat laugh. “And I’m sure she’ll let me
-have a mode to set off my poor countenance, or I shall
-be lost indeed, amid so much youth and beauty!”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce put down her bandboxes, to give them
-admirably differentiated curtsies, and drew in her breath
-with that sucking sound which meant the excess of
-enjoyment.</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney was about to give an entertainment;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[262]</span>
-an entertainment before which every other effort
-of hers should pale. It was to be honoured with the
-presence of the King and Queen and the Princesses;
-that went without saying. But it was to be more distinguished
-even than this. His Royal Highness, the
-Prince of Wales, was expected for three days at Weymouth,
-on a kind of reconciliation visit to Their Majesties—there
-had been one of those too frequent ruptures between
-them—and my Lady’s party was the only one which he
-had signified his pleasure to attend. Never in all her
-triumphant days had Kitty reached such a triumph.
-It was no wonder that her eyes sparkled, and her hands
-trembled, as she turned over patterns, and discussed
-minuets.</p>
-
-<p>Five violins from the Opera were coming, and the
-famous lady harpist. Only the select of the select were
-to be admitted to the sacred circle. The supper was to
-beat every feast that Kitty’s chef, with the assistance of
-several club friends, had ever before accomplished, and
-Kitty’s costume (carmine brocade powdered with silver
-rosebuds), was to outshine anything that that leader of
-fashion had previously donned.</p>
-
-<p>“I declare I was about to post an express to Madame
-Mirabel to get you down, my dear,” said Kitty when the
-first clatter of conversation had something died away.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela pinched her lips.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if it isn’t Providence! I’ve got in that bandbox
-a head!—a head, I say, my Lady, roses dew-dropped
-with Strass, and just a twist of silver net illusion—if it
-ain’t Providence!”</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps Miss Lydia Pounce had assisted Providence
-in this matter. That admirable abigail had her wits all
-about her.</p>
-
-<p>The three charming ladies held their breath while the
-nimble young milliner went down on one knee and began
-to unfasten the cordings of the larger bandbox. Scarcely
-had her fingers reached the palpitating stage of tissue
-paper, when the door was flung violently open, and Lord<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[263]</span>
-Kilcroney marched into the room. He came in with
-a great swing of coat-tails and stamp of high boots, and
-it was plain to see, by other tokens—his flaming eye, his
-dilated nostril, his clenched jaw—that he was in a towering
-rage.</p>
-
-<p>The ladies fell apart, with the movement of scared
-birds under the dash of the hawk. Even Kitty cowered
-in her chair, though only for a second. Before the
-gathering wrath exploded, she had reared her pretty
-head in defiance, and was ready to meet him with a
-temper-flash as stormy as his own.</p>
-
-<p>He flung on the table an open letter—a fragrant, pink
-sheet it was, with coquettish wafer still attached—and
-pinning it with his finger, asked in a voice, hoarse and
-trembling from his efforts to control it: “Is this a forgery,
-my Lady, or is it a bad joke?”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty glanced down at the scrap of paper, marked with
-her own delicate caligraphy, in the latest thing in violet
-inks; then, her hotly-resentful gaze contradicting the
-ice-cold mockery of her accents: “I marvel, my Lord,
-that you can find a joke in what is to me so monstrous
-sad.”</p>
-
-<p>“I say it’s a bad joke, a blanked, ill-bred, devilish bit
-of cattiness!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, pray, pray!” tittered my Lady on the edge of
-hysterical fury. “Remember you are not in the bosom
-of your family, Denis. Here are witnesses——”</p>
-
-<p>“Witnesses, is it? I’ve nothing to hide, I’d have it
-called by the town crier. The letter which a wife was
-not ashamed to send to her husband may be sung
-up and down the parade, for all I care! Listen to this,
-Nan Day: you led your husband a pretty dance once
-upon a time, but split me, you stopped short of public
-insult! Listen, Lady Flora. All the world knows what
-a treasure Dare-Stamer has in you and how ’tis the
-good humour of the world you have with him, and the
-patience! Here’s a message for a wife to write to her
-husband:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[264]</span>“<i>My dear Denis, Her Majesty has most graciously
-condoned the dreadful Act of Disrespect by which you made
-an exhibition of yourself and of another person who shall
-be nameless, at a moment, when the Horrid Spectacle could
-not fail to meet her August Glance, in so far as not to
-withdraw her condescending promise to be present at my
-Ball to-morrow night. She has, nevertheless, given me to
-understand with Her own incomparable Tact and Kindness
-that should you find it convenient to be absent on business
-on that occasion it would considerably add to the harmony
-of the evening. I am sure I need only convey this expression
-of her Royal pleasure to you, that you are not so
-altogether lost to decency and good feeling as not instantly
-to take steps to meet it. Pray believe me, my Lord, to
-remain your attached and dutiful Wife——</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Denis’s voice shook and broke with a sound that
-approached a snarl, on the last words.</p>
-
-<p>“What do you think of that? What do you think of
-it?” he shouted, shaking the letter, first under Lady
-Flora’s, then under Nan Day’s nose.</p>
-
-<p>Both ladies looked scared.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear! dear!” said Lady Flora, “I’m sure ’tis vastly
-disagreeable all round, but—well, there, my good soul,
-wouldn’t it help matters if you was just to do as the
-Queen asks? La! she’s so prodigious stiff-backed.
-And who should know it but me! Didn’t I nearly die of
-being Lady of the Bedchamber for three mortal months.
-Oh, I’m too fat and soft for Her Majesty, but sure, it’ll all
-blow over, and you so good-natured yourself, and so
-obliging!”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure,” said Nan, stepping up to Kitty, and turning
-a fierce blue eye on my Lord, “I don’t know what you
-mean about leading my Philip a dance, my Lord Kilcroney.
-Whatever points of difference there may have
-been between us, they’ve been private ones, and my
-husband, sir, is a gentleman of high principles and good
-conduct, and if I were not all a wife should be to him,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[265]</span>
-I should be, indeed, the basest of women; but were I——”
-she suddenly began to shake and tremble upon tears—“were
-I wedded to one who outraged my tenderest
-feelings, offended my dignity in public, made a mock of
-the most solemn vows, and—and——” she flung her arms
-round Kitty and clasped her, sobbing.</p>
-
-<p>Her emotion was contagious. Kitty burst into tears
-on the spot.</p>
-
-<p>“May you never know what it means, my sweet Nan.
-May your heart never be broken!”</p>
-
-<p>The two clung together, sobbing as for a wager, and
-Lady Flora, whisking out a capable handkerchief, sniffed
-and begged them, with reddening eyelids, to stop for
-mercy’s sake.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t, Kilcroney! Don’t, Nan! I’m so soft!
-You’ll have me off too. I never could bear to see anyone
-cry.”</p>
-
-<p>Even Pamela, kneeling beside her bandbox, flung a
-gaze of deep reproach upon the sinner. She knew something
-of the story: her aunt was one who liked to retail
-a bit of spicy gossip when it came her way.</p>
-
-<p>The weight of this feminine condemnation was too much
-for the unhappy Denis, but his wrath was unabated.</p>
-
-<p>“Vastly well, my Lady. Vastly well,” he cried,
-thrusting the crumpled note into his pocket. “I’ll off
-with myself, aye, and I’ll take this love token with me.
-I’ll not pollute your party, never fear; but whatever you
-hear of me, now, remember, you drove me to it.”</p>
-
-<p>Denis Kilcroney fulfilled his dark threat by going
-straight to the confectioner’s shop, over which Mrs.
-Lafone had taken modest lodgings. He found her in
-company with her brother-in-law, Ned Stafford. That
-gentleman was lying, as much at his ease as he could in
-the only arm-chair, which was, however, hard and slippery,
-being covered with horsehair. His hands were joined by
-the finger-tips, his eyes were closed. With a resigned lift
-of eyebrow he was listening to the little lady’s shrill and
-voluble harangue.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[266]</span>Mistress Molly, in a white muslin morning wrapper tied
-round her slim waist by an azure blue ribbon, with silver
-fair hair, scarcely powdered, all unbound, save for where
-a knot of the same blue caught the curls at the nape of
-her neck, looked perhaps only the more attractive because
-her eyes and cheeks blazed with anger. And it was, my
-Lord Kilcroney saw with relief, a dry anger; for his
-Kitty, playing the victim while exercising such—yes!
-dash it, the only word was spite!—had added exasperation
-to his sense of injury.</p>
-
-<p>“Come in, come in, my Lord,” Mistress Molly wheeled
-upon him with a laugh, if Denis could only have recognised
-the fact, more full of spite than his Lady’s utmost petulance.
-“Pray have you heard what I’ve been saying?
-Oh, you needn’t blink at me like that, Brother Stafford,
-I’ll say it all over again. I’ll say that my Lady Kilcroney
-is the most jealous cat in the whole of England. She has
-left me out of her royal ball, has she? I’m not virtuous
-enough! What, my Lord, you kissed my wrist on the
-parade—and if I say it was my wrist, Tom Stafford?
-I ought to know! and Kitty—oh, the virtuous Kitty!—and
-her old cross Royal thought to see the kind of shocking
-spectacle your virtuous people are fond of thinking they
-see. My Lady was always jealous of poor little me!
-I don’t care who hears me. I say—hold your tongue,
-Tom!—’tis a conspiracy, ’tis a scandal. I’ll make Mr.
-Lafone tell His Royal Highness all about it. I’ll go to
-law on it. There can’t be more scandal about me than
-there will be for being the only one of the ladies at Weymouth
-left out to-morrow night!”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Stafford, who had been glinting at Denis
-between his bored eyelids, now opened them a fraction
-wider.</p>
-
-<p>“For Heaven’s sake, good lad,” said he, “get her a
-ticket.”</p>
-
-<p>“Get her one yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>“My good Kil, your Lady does not even know that
-I’m in Weymouth.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[267]</span>“Why then, you’ve but got to show yourself. You’re
-not her husband,” added Kilcroney bitterly.</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all!” cried Mr. Stafford, with some energy.
-“It shall never be said that I have set myself to curry
-favour with Kitty Kilcroney, more especially since ’tis
-my own sister-in-law that she’s treating so uncivil. Nay,
-Kil, I’ll keep out of it. I’m only giving you a bit of advice
-for your own sake. Get her a ticket. ’Twill save a lot
-of bother in the end. And I do assure you,” as Denis
-laughed hollowly, “’Twill have an excellent effect on
-society generally. There has been far too much fuss
-about an incident which should have been—ahem!—passed
-over!”</p>
-
-<p>Lord Kilcroney dropped upon the horsehair sofa,
-which creaked dismally.</p>
-
-<p>“And pray,” said he, in a tone of sarcasm, “when you
-had dealings with my Lady yourself—and you had a
-few, one way and another—did you find her so easy to
-manage?”</p>
-
-<p>Now Mr. Stafford had somewhere hidden away an old
-grudge against Lady Kilcroney, who had not only jilted him,
-but had scored off him notably on more than one occasion.
-Mr. Stafford was far from approving of Molly, whom,
-indeed, it may be said, he heartily disliked, but to find a
-close relative pilloried on your arrival at a fashionable
-watering-place was a set down to a beau’s pride. He
-was inclined to champion her. Under his languid airs he
-was very wroth with my Lady Kilcroney; she was making
-an indelicate fuss; she had lost her usual tactful grasp
-of the situation through ridiculous jealousy. After all,
-as Kilcroney himself represented, there couldn’t have
-been much harm in a kiss bestowed on the open parade
-in a high wind; between wrist or cheek like enough
-there was a confusion by one or other of the parties.
-But Kilcroney’s next remark made him jump to his feet.</p>
-
-<p>“As for a ticket for the show, me lad, I’m not to
-have one, either.”</p>
-
-<p>“Kil!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[268]</span>“My Lord!”</p>
-
-<p>Molly broke into shriller laughter, and beat her palms
-together.</p>
-
-<p>“And His Royal Highness coming and all!”</p>
-
-<p>“Aye, and by the same token I saw that august
-personage driving his curricle along the sea road on my
-way here,” said Mr. Stafford, relapsing into his usual
-rather insolent serenity. Your fine gentleman will not
-let himself be betrayed into emotion if he can help it.</p>
-
-<p>“And I was less flattered than ever at your taking me
-for him yesterday, Kil.”</p>
-
-<p>His sister-in-law looked at him curiously. “But my
-Lord Kilcroney is right!” she cried maliciously. “Since
-you’ve grown so prodigious fat, brother-in-law.”</p>
-
-<p>Then, having planted the pin-prick which she never
-allowed to escape her, she returned to the real subject of
-interest.</p>
-
-<p>“Not to be present at your own wife’s entertainment?
-Oh come, my Lord, this is an Irish way of evading the
-question. You must think us monstrous simple to
-credit——”</p>
-
-<p>It was a morning of interruptions, for here Miss Pounce
-and the bandboxes marched unexpectedly in upon them.
-She was breathing quickly and speaking with volubility.</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Verney’s own woman had informed her of
-Mrs. Lafone’s address in the town, and she had ventured
-to present herself with the very latest, positively the very
-latest, to show to her most esteemed customers. Miss
-Pounce was quite sure that Mistress Lafone and Mistress
-Stafford—“Is your lady here, sir?” she curtsied to the
-Beau, who was ogling her jocosely. “Not till next week?
-Oh, dear, what a pity! I’d have been honoured, sir, to
-supply a hat or a head for the beautiful Mrs. Stafford.
-But as I was saying, I am quite sure that you, Madam,
-and your sister, being such kind patrons of the establishment,
-Madame Mirabel would have taken it very bad of
-me, very bad of me indeed, had I failed to seek you out.”</p>
-
-<p>Denis Kilcroney was sitting erect upon the sofa, with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[269]</span>
-his arms folded, and a stern glance upon the glib Pamela.
-This young person avoided meeting the glance in question.
-She felt that her swift appearance at Mrs. Lafone’s lodgings
-on the heels of my Lord’s stormy exit was, for all her
-clever patter, a little too obvious a coincidence.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve a head here,” went on Miss Pounce, beginning
-to set down her bandboxes, and making the most
-theatrical effects with the undoing of strings and rustling
-of tissue paper. “Well, <i>really</i>, the Duchess of Hampshire
-wanted, right or wrong, to have it for her ball last week
-when she entertained the Prince, as you may have seen
-by the news-sheet, Madam. But I says to her, ‘No,
-your Grace,’ I says, ‘’tis too elfin for your Grace. Your
-Grace wants, so to speak, the Goddess effect.’ And as I
-says it, if you’ll believe me, I thought of you, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Lafone did not believe her, but she stood, hesitating
-a little, over the bandboxes, torn between a pettish
-desire to dismiss with obloquy the wretch who had come
-to turn the dagger in the wound, and the budding hope
-that Mr. Stafford, who had plenty of money, might be
-moved to do the generous for once, and present his injured
-sister-in-law with a token of his esteem.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce drew out what was indeed a fairy-like
-wreath of pale blue convolvulus, and Molly exclaimed in
-rapture. In a wink Miss Pounce had placed it on the
-fair, dishevelled head.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Madam, if ever there was a perfect vision! Look,
-Mr. Stafford, Sir! Look, my Lord, if I may make so
-bold; isn’t Mrs. Lafone fitted, so to speak, like a—like
-a——” She faltered on the simile, for neither gentlemen
-showed any disposition to rise to the occasion.</p>
-
-<p>My Lord cast another glance upon the milliner, which
-said as plain as words: “Don’t think you can take me in,
-my good girl,” and then, with a formal bow to the syren
-and a wave of the hand to Stafford, he sauntered out of
-the room.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Stafford flung a glance of mocking pity after him,
-whistling a ballad tune under his breath; then he put his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[270]</span>
-hand into his pocket, but it was only to produce a snuffbox,
-from which he proceeded to inhale.</p>
-
-<p>Molly pettishly tore the wreath from her curls, declaring
-in her most acrid accents:</p>
-
-<p>“Really, Miss Pounce, this is a great liberty. I can
-order my hats for myself when I require them, and then
-I usually write to Madame Eglantine, in Paris. And
-anyhow, I am not going into society by doctor’s orders.
-I am here for my health. Pray, Mr. Stafford, will you
-pull the bell rope, that Madame Mirabel’s assistant may
-be shown to the door.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce started to re-pack the wreath, with further
-extraordinary manipulations of tissue paper. She was
-all bland apology. She craved a hundred pardons. She
-had made so sure that Mrs. Lafone would be going to my
-Lady Kilcroney’s ball at the Assembly Rooms to-morrow
-night. She hoped and trusted it would be as great a
-success as the Duchess of Hampshire’s last week, and
-that His Royal Highness would be equally delighted
-with his entertainment. “Though of course——” here
-the milliner genteelly tittered, “it was not likely he would
-be equally demonstrative to his hostess. Was it possible
-Madame had not heard how His Royal Highness, saying
-‘It is a Sovereign’s privilege to salute another Sovereign,
-and you are Queen of Beauty,’ had kissed her Grace of
-Hampshire on the cheek after the minuet—Oh, indeed,
-she had danced like an angel, and looked exceedingly
-well—before the whole assembly?”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me!” said Mr. Stafford, with humorous
-meaning.</p>
-
-<p>“And I’m sure, I hope,” cried acrid Molly, “that His
-Royal Highness may be as prodigal of caress to my Lady
-Kilcroney. Oh!” she cried, clasping her hands, “if that
-is the kind of fit that’s on him, and he was to kiss my
-sweetest Kitty before his Royal Mamma and the lovely
-Princesses, what a monstrous joke it would be.”</p>
-
-<p>Here Mr. Stafford stepped forward and opened the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Allow me, my dear,” said he, and with what Pamela<span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[271]</span>
-thought an insufferable free-and-easiness, lifted her bandboxes
-one after the other into the passage, and literally
-bowed her out.</p>
-
-<p>She stood, snapping her fingers and biting her nails,
-to linger and listen as long as she dared. Up to this she
-had after all but poor gleanings to bring back to her
-Aunt Lydia for the retailing into her patroness’s ear, save,
-indeed, the sad verification of my Lord’s presence in the
-Minx’s lodgings. But she saw that she was suspected
-by one, if not both, of the gentlemen, and however necessary
-it is for a young milliner to make quite certain that
-the cords of her boxes are properly tied, it is not an
-operation that can be prolonged indefinitely. Some
-phrases she did catch.</p>
-
-<p>“The joke of it is that the Prince,” Mr. Stafford was
-observing.</p>
-
-<p>The rest of the remark was lost; it was followed by a
-crow from Molly Lafone.</p>
-
-<p>“Not to be there, after all? Serve her right!”
-Then in another tone. “Oh, I have the drollest inspiration!”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush!”</p>
-
-<p>Pounce pricked her ear to its utmost alertness.</p>
-
-<p>“I have the drollest inspiration,” said Mrs. Lafone.
-“Since you say, Tom, you’re poz that His Royal Highness
-don’t mean to attend my Lady’s ball—and I say it serves
-her right—why should you not go in his stead?”</p>
-
-<p>“Go in his stead?” Mr. Stafford blankly repeated
-then. “You’re crazy, Molly!”</p>
-
-<p>“And not at all! Oh, it can be managed, I do assure
-you! Oh, it would be too droll, too delightful! And it
-would be better than droll, for ’twould be a certain way
-to heal the breach, the sad, sad breach between our poor
-Kil and that same jealous Kitty. Pray, Brother-in-law,
-before you interrupt, let me speak one word! Kitty’s
-Royals, King, Queen and Princesses, will but pass through
-the Assembly Rooms. ’Tis the way of Royalty. ’Tis
-all anyone would expect of them, more especially as His<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[272]</span>
-Majesty is so out of health. What is to prevent the
-Prince changing his mind, and popping in for late supper?
-By the Prince, I mean you, Tom. Come now, you know
-’tis a thing he might do very well. People would only
-say he could not bear the tedium of dancing at his Royal
-parents’ heels. Come now, Mr. Stafford, sir. I see it in
-your eye. You know ’tis a trick could be played on my
-Lady with perfect success? Oh, you need not present
-yourself on the scene till every one should have departed,
-save the select little circle, those sweet, dear, charming
-ladies and their stupid husbands, who won’t have anything
-to say to poor little me! And then, oh, Mr. Stafford,
-you must be monstrous charmed, and monstrous gallant,
-and—well, monstrous tipsy if you like, and you will but
-the closer ape our dear future Sovereign! And then
-(oh, how you gape!) don’t you see? You must kiss my
-Lady, and if she don’t have to forgive my Lord afterwards——”</p>
-
-<p>“Foh!” said Mr. Stafford. “’Tis the rankest nonsense.
-And I’m not so prodigious like the Prince as all that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, but you are, Mr. Stafford! Didn’t my Lord
-Kilcroney take you for him but yesterday? With one
-of those new white chokers, and a frill to the shirt, and a
-bit of blue ribbon across it and a new wig with a top-knot
-to it, and a fine brocade waistcoat on your fine figure—you
-were always so clever at the acting, Brother-in-law!—I’d
-defy even your Prue to find you out!”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Stafford was apparently unconvinced, for Molly
-Lafone’s accents changed from wheedling to taunting.</p>
-
-<p>“And indeed, Tom, I thought you’d more spirit. Here
-I give you such a chance as never was of paying my Lady
-out for the trick she played on you. Why, she made you
-the laughing-stock of Bath. Oh, I have heard such droll
-tales—how, rather than marry you, she made my Lord—Denis
-O’Hara, as he was then—dress up as a woman and
-pretend to be your previous wife at the altar steps. Are
-you so mean-spirited as to forget? And ’tisn’t as if it
-wouldn’t be the best turn in the world for my Lord, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[273]</span>
-him so good-natured, and treated so shameful! I thought
-gentlemen stood by each other. For a wife to insult her
-husband so!”</p>
-
-<p>“It mightn’t put me in such very good odour with
-His Royal Highness,” said Mr. Stafford, and Pamela knew
-by his tone that he was faltering.</p>
-
-<p>“As if anyone was likely to tell him. However, if
-you’re afraid, Brother-in-law——”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a little devil,” said Mr. Stafford.</p>
-
-<p>And Pamela picked up her boxes and flew. She had
-heard enough, and she knew that Mistress Lafone had
-carried her point.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[274]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XIV</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which Kitty is more Incomparable Than Ever</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Good</span> God!” said Nan Day, under her breath. “If
-that is not the Lafone piece! My dearest Kitty, what
-insolence!”</p>
-
-<p>“I invited her,” said my Lady Kilcroney, quietly.</p>
-
-<p>“Kitty!”</p>
-
-<p>“By special messenger to-day.”</p>
-
-<p>“Kitty!!!”</p>
-
-<p>“I particularly wished for the presence of Mrs. Lafone
-here to-night.”</p>
-
-<p>The syren was now approaching, crowned with the
-very wreath she had cast back at Pamela Pounce, writhing
-like a lissome snake, in the billows and laces of her changing
-sea-green ball gown. Nan watched Kitty’s urbanity,
-and the minx’s unconcealed impertinence with ever-growing
-amazement.</p>
-
-<p>“Am I too late to see the dear, dear Royals?”</p>
-
-<p>“Unfortunately their Majesties stayed but a short
-time. The King was feeling unwell.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my dearest Lady Kilcroney, what a disappointment
-for you!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty had a tilting smile.</p>
-
-<p>“Less to me than to other people, perhaps, my dear
-Lafone, since I have the privilege of being so constantly
-in Their Majesties’ company.”</p>
-
-<p>“True, true. It must be a sad fatigue for you. Her
-Majesty has no mercy on her ladies’ legs, I always heard.”
-The minx’s eyes were wandering. “But His Royal<span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[275]</span>
-Highness has remained, I trust? ’Twas the talk of the
-place how he was expected.”</p>
-
-<p>“His Royal Highness has left Weymouth, I understand.”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty was really too unconcerned. It could take in
-nobody, Lady Anne Day thought. She bit into a rose
-of her bouquet, and wished she could beat Lafone about
-the head with it.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my dearest Lady Kilcroney, who could have told
-you such a tale? His Royal Highness is even now
-sitting at the window of the County Club, eating lobster
-by the light of a silver candelabra. I saw him as my
-chair was carried by. Surely he will present himself at
-supper time? The Prince is always so courteous, so
-considerate.”</p>
-
-<p>“Pray, Mrs. Lafone, the quadrille is beginning. Have
-you a partner? Or shall I provide you with a gentleman?”</p>
-
-<p>Molly rolled her glistening green eyes with well-feigned
-anxiety from side to side.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, there’s an old promise to my Lord Kilcroney.
-He made me swear to give him the first dance at the
-next assembly, wherever we might happen to meet. Ah—is
-he not yonder? Nay, ’tis quite another countenance.
-But he will be at your Ladyship’s side in a moment, I
-make no doubt.”</p>
-
-<p>“My Lord has left Weymouth.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my dearest Lady Kilcroney, what a sad, strange
-contretemps!”</p>
-
-<p>Even as she spoke that green eye became fixed. One
-of Kitty’s magnificent footmen was approaching, bearing
-a letter on a salver. My Lady read it, glanced at Mrs.
-Lafone, and then turned to Lady Ann: “The Prince is
-coming, after all, Nan. How strange—” she turned
-back to Molly—“that you should this moment have
-suggested the possibility.”</p>
-
-<p>Mistress Lafone had recognised in a single flash the
-great folded sheet that she had herself prepared and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[276]</span>
-sealed with so much amusement, to the accompaniment
-of the protests of the rather doubtful, yet not altogether
-unwilling Beau. The seal had been Molly’s triumph.
-What will not a determined woman accomplish? She
-had actually got possession of the kind of wafer habitually
-used by the Prince. Like mistress, like maid, it is said:
-Mistress Molly’s own maid was as much of a minx as her
-mistress. She had started flirtations with every likely
-scoundrel about Weymouth before she had been a fortnight
-in the place. One of the drawers at the Crown Inn
-had thought it a small price to pay for the smiles of Jenny
-Jinks to give her, as a keepsake, a few wafers out of the
-Prince’s own ivory box, off the writing-table in the room
-occupied by His Royal Highness.</p>
-
-<p>“The Prince coming after all!” cried Nan Day joyfully.
-She was genuinely fond of Kitty, but even if she
-had not been so, to see Lafone discomfited would have
-been delightful to her.</p>
-
-<p>This latter was seized with a fit of tittering, and was
-fain to retire, fanning herself violently and simulating a
-threat of the vapours.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Ann looked after her contemptuously.</p>
-
-<p>“She can hardly conceal her spite,” quoth she. “Ah,
-Kitty, I believe you knew the Prince was coming all the
-while, and that was why you invited that little rascal!”</p>
-
-<p>Kitty had upon this, as even the obtuse Nan could
-not but notice, a singular smile.</p>
-
-<p>Certainly it would have been a thousand pities had
-my Lady Kilcroney’s entertainment fallen flat, for never
-had even her bright wits and long purse made more
-charming and sumptuous preparations.</p>
-
-<p>The Assembly Rooms had been transmogrified into a
-fairy bower, with hangings of white silk, and garlands of
-roses. The band was surpassing itself: the supper, no
-doubt, would be unsurpassable. There was a special
-supper-room prepared off the great ball-room, where, it
-was hinted, such delicacies would be served as would
-tickle the jaded palate of the Prince. If he had not come<span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[277]</span>
-’twould have been a catastrophe. Yes, positively a
-catastrophe for my Lady Kilcroney.</p>
-
-<p>The moment approached for the appearance of the
-Royal guest. The most pompous of the company had
-taken its departure closely upon the heels of Royalty,
-and now there was left none but that select circle to
-which Mistress Lafone had referred with so much acrimony,
-and a sprinkling of young naval officers, quite
-negligible beings.</p>
-
-<p>Nevertheless, one of these was now to suit Mistress
-Molly’s purpose very well. Most unaccountably, she,
-who was generally surrounded by the male sex, found
-herself neglected to-night by the gentlemen of Kitty’s
-coterie. Perhaps her mermaid charms seemed more
-dangerous than alluring after the trap into which my
-Lord Kilcroney had fallen. Anyway, she was glad to
-hang upon the arm of a blushing youth in blue, and the
-celebrated band striking up “God save the Prince of
-Wales” with a great stroke of bows, planted herself
-with her cavalier near the entrance to watch, her heart
-beating high with ecstasy and fear—for the appearance
-of brother-in-law Tom as the Prince of Wales.</p>
-
-<p>A stout gentleman, in the very pink of the fashion, with
-all his double chins majestically sunk in swathes of fine
-cambric, with ruffles, blue ribbon and a star, with calves
-that must have made Kitty’s footmen green with envy,
-and shoulders that would have been remarkable in a
-guardsman, advanced, stepping with the inimitable
-carriage of the great.</p>
-
-<p>Again an hysterical burst of laughter rose in Molly’s
-throat. The next moment she pinched the arm of the
-young naval gentleman so fiercely that he turned in
-alarm.</p>
-
-<p>“What is the matter?”</p>
-
-<p>“I am swooning!” said Molly with a gasp, and swoon
-she did, and no mistake about it!</p>
-
-<p>However cunningly Mr. Stafford might make himself
-up, however paint and pad and be-wig himself, strut and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[278]</span>
-look majestic, he could not have given to his handsome
-brown eyes the dull protruding stare, nor to his features
-that thickness which a plethoric habit was inducing in the
-heir to the throne; and Mr. Stafford would not have
-been escorted by the gentlemen of the Prince’s own suite;
-and, most certain of all, he would not have had my Lord
-Kilcroney by his side.</p>
-
-<p>The dreadful discovery flashed upon the unfortunate
-Molly with the still more appalling realisation that the
-next few minutes must inevitably see the bogus Prince
-present himself on the heels of the genuine one; and that
-all would be discovered, to the everlasting undoing of
-those concerned.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, if I have but the time to warn him!” she thought;
-when Nemesis overtook her in the shape of that real
-swoon.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>“You go on slapping her hands, auntie, while I burn
-another feather. Dear, to be sure, don’t she look bad!
-Downright silly, I call it, for ladies to be lacing themselves
-so tight, and she as thin as a fish to begin with! I
-declare, when I cut those green laces, they regular popped.”</p>
-
-<p>As through layers of swirling mist which both blinded
-and deafened her, Mrs. Lafone vaguely caught these
-words. Another voice penetrated more sharply to her
-growing consciousness.</p>
-
-<p>“And if you was to pull yourself in a bit, Pamela,
-you’d look a deal more genteel. A well-looking girl like
-you, with all your advantages and gowned, I will say that
-for you, with uncommon taste, to go about with such a
-milkmaid figure! I’d drink a tablespoonful of white
-vinegar night and morning, if I was you. Drat! How
-green she do keep! Slap a bit harder, child. I’m all
-of a dither to get into that little balcony that overlooks
-the supper-room, and see my Lady and His Highness
-and all.”</p>
-
-<p>“A balcony, is there?” Pamela’s pleasant accents
-questioned.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[279]</span>“Yes, my dear, and you can come along with me, once
-we get the life back into Madam. A minstrels’ gallery
-they call it, overlooking the hall. Oh, I had a peep just
-now when I ran for the hartshorn. ’Tis the elegantest
-spectacle you ever saw; to look down on the supper
-table was like fairyland. Ain’t she sighed? She was
-always an aggravating piece,” said the elder Miss Pounce
-with some asperity.</p>
-
-<p>Molly lay with closed eyes and fully recovered wits.
-She was debating whether to prolong the fit and let herself
-be carried back seemingly unconscious to her lodgings,
-would not be the best way out of an unpleasant dilemma.
-It would annoy these two impertinent females: that was
-an added advantage.</p>
-
-<p>“Was they already at table when you looked in on
-them, auntie?” asked Madame Mirabel’s partner, between
-two brisk smacks of Mrs. Lafone’s palm.</p>
-
-<p>“They was, my dear. Well, since there don’t seem
-to be a mite of use trying to get her to swallow anything,
-I’ll have that drop of ratafia myself. It sort of turns
-me to see people that colour—they was all a-sitting round
-the supper table, His Highness beside my Lady, and my
-Lord with Lady Flo, and just the rest of my Lady’s
-intimates. The supper table looking beautiful with the
-best gold plate. And them red, red roses my Lady paid
-such a sum for. And the Prince’s top-knot shining lovely,
-and your wreath—’twas the naturallest thing; you could
-have sworn the dew had just fallen on it! But my Lady
-Anne’s blue turban’s a trifle heavy for my taste, Pam.
-She was a-sitting rather glum, I thought, but perhaps
-that was because she didn’t have her gentleman.”</p>
-
-<p>“Her gentleman?”</p>
-
-<p>“My Lady was counting on Mr. Stafford——”</p>
-
-<p>There was a double cry.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Stafford!” screamed Pamela and Mrs. Lafone
-together. Pamela dropped the hand she was slapping
-with such good will, and Mrs. Lafone sat bolt upright.</p>
-
-<p>“Did you say my Lady was expecting Mr. Stafford?”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">[280]</span>
-asked Pamela. She was in such amazement she could
-not give a thought to the patient’s miraculous recovery.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, and upon my word, and why should not my
-Lady invite Mr. Stafford? What’s took you? And as
-for you, ma’am, if ever I see a lady come out of a swound
-as you have sudden-like this minute——”</p>
-
-<p>But the invalid interrupted, rising to her feet, clasping
-her dishevelled head with both hands, and staring from
-one to the other, as if she or they were mad.</p>
-
-<p>“When was Mr. Stafford invited? What do you
-know about his having been expected? Heavens,
-woman, answer me! ’Tis a matter of life and death
-for me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mercy on us! Shall you be giving us the screaming
-vapours next, ma’am? I happen to know—if you must
-have it—that my Lady only heard of his presence in
-Weymouth at seven of the clock this evening, and nothing
-would serve her but he must be sent to that instant
-minute.”</p>
-
-<p>“Take me to the balcony you spoke of,” said Mrs.
-Lafone, in an extinct voice.</p>
-
-<p>Her clothes were hanging off her back, as Lydia shockedly
-pointed out; and her hair was a sight for the crows;
-and my Lady had only given leave for her own woman
-(though she wouldn’t mind Pam); Lydia felt sure she
-wouldn’t, so to speak, care about people as isn’t asked to
-the supper party, spying on His Highness in that common
-kind of way!</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Lafone produced a gold piece with so much
-promptitude that her bodice was pinned together, her
-mantle brought, and her still tottering steps guided to
-the upper passage and to the gallery in a remarkably
-short space of time. The balcony was filled with palms
-and flowering plants. If anyone had thought of looking
-up, and chanced to see the narrow, white face and fiery
-eyes peering down at them, they might have thought
-some witch had flown in on her broomstick to cast a baleful
-spell upon the cheerful company.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[281]</span>The two Miss Pounces quite forgot their uncomfortable
-companion in the thrilling interest of the scene. Lively
-were the whispers they exchanged across the stem of a
-stout tree fern.</p>
-
-<p>“La, aunt, if that isn’t Mr. Stafford down there, as
-cool as a cucumber! Well, to be sure; ain’t the world
-a strange place?”</p>
-
-<p>“Cool he always was, as nobody knows better than
-me. The way he on and off with that poor piece, Madame
-Eglantine, when she kept a milliner’s shop at Bath, and
-proposing to my Lady all the while, and she the rich
-widow Bellairs. Well—cucumbers was not in it.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce was craning eagerly forward. Certainly
-to see Mr. Stafford <i>in propria persona</i> sitting
-genially in the company of the Prince, the guest of my
-Lady Kilcroney, after conspiring to humiliate and confound
-her, was the last development she had expected of
-the night’s drama.</p>
-
-<p>That my Lord Kilcroney should be playing host to the
-wife who had with contumely dismissed him was another
-matter, Miss Pamela Pounce was by no means so amazed
-to see him sitting at the supper table as Mrs. Lafone had
-been to see him walk in.</p>
-
-<p>“The little cat,” thought Pam, “’twas a real fit, sure
-enough, and serve her right. She ain’t succeeded this
-time—though she came near enough to it—in separating
-the elegantest couple in all society. What a good thing
-it is, Pam my girl,” (she was fond of apostrophising herself
-thus) “that you ain’t too squeamish to do a bit of
-spying in season and listen outside doors.”</p>
-
-<p>“His Royal Highness is taking a glass of wine with Mr.
-Stafford,” whispered Lydia sibilantly, in a prodigious
-state of excitement.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela felt an abrupt movement beside her, and
-glancing round, beheld Mrs. Lafone darting from the
-gallery like a snake disturbed. The girl drew a long
-breath. The air was easier to her lungs now that this
-miasma of malice was removed from it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[282]</span>His Royal Highness was most agreeably and flatteringly
-inebriated at the end of Kitty’s supper party. He declared
-thickly that it had been a most delightful evening.
-If he did not salute her cheek with his royal lips as he had
-saluted the Duchess of Hampshire, he mumbled her hand
-with repeated kisses. But Kitty’s triumph was not yet
-complete. Its culminating point was only reached when
-she found herself with my Lord back in the withdrawing-room
-of her lodgings, accompanied on her express invitation,
-by Mr. Stafford.</p>
-
-<p>She flung off her wraps and, standing in the middle of
-the room, with rather a tearful smile, held out a hand to
-each.</p>
-
-<p>“Denis, my love—Stafford, my old friend—we have,
-each of us, I dare say, things against each other to forgive
-and forget, but for my part ’tis all done with already.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, my Lady Kilcroney. Ah, Kitty!” cried the
-Beau, moved out of his wont, and pressing the little hand
-against his breast, before lifting it to his lips, “When I
-received your note warning me of the ass I would be
-making of myself in trying to get the better of you, I
-thought—dash me, I thought—there’s not a woman in
-the world to compare to her for generosity and wit! And
-how, in the name of God, did you know, Kitty?” he
-cried, with a change of tone. “’Pon my soul, never tell
-me that piece, Molly, betrayed me for an invitation?”</p>
-
-<p>“By no means, sir, the invitation was sent to her—well!
-as a little punishment. She came all agog to see
-my discomfiture, and Lydia, my woman, tells me she was
-so overset at the sight of His Highness that she swooned.”</p>
-
-<p>My Lord by this time had an arm about his wife’s
-waist.</p>
-
-<p>“’Twas I told me wife,” said he in his richest brogue,
-“of your dastardly plot, me fine fellow.”</p>
-
-<p>“You?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ay, meself and no other.”</p>
-
-<p>“But this is mystery upon mystery,” said Mr. Stafford,
-and he was really mystified.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[283]</span>“A little bird told me,” said Kilcroney, wagging his
-head.</p>
-
-<p>Kitty interrupted, laughing.</p>
-
-<p>“Aye, and by the way, my Lord, ring the bell and send
-Pompey for that very little bird. She must not go unrewarded.”</p>
-
-<p>“She?” repeated Mr. Stafford. His eyebrows went
-up. He was perhaps not altogether amazed to see Pamela
-Pounce walk into the room.</p>
-
-<p>“Come here, child,” said my Lady, and picked from
-her bodice a pretty, sparkling brooch. “Wear this for
-my sake in remembrance of to-night. As for me,” her
-light voice deepened, “I shall never forget your good
-sense and courage. She guessed you were planning some
-mischief with your charming sister-in-law, Mr. Stafford,
-sir, and having to tie her bandboxes outside the door, she
-caught some whispers of your little game.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oho!” said Mr. Stafford.</p>
-
-<p>“I listened,” cried Pamela with flaming cheeks, “and
-I went straight to my Lord here and my Lord——”</p>
-
-<p>Here my Lord himself took up the tale, his lazy, pleasant
-voice creaming forth in contrast to the excited tones of
-the young milliner.</p>
-
-<p>“And faith, bad husband as I am—troth, sure it’s the
-worst in the world—there was but one thing for me to do,
-and that was to protect me wife. So I went to His Royal
-Highness and did a little bit of coaxing—not that he needed
-much. God bless him, isn’t he always ready to condescend
-to be entertained? And I got him to promise easy
-enough to come in to supper after his royal parents had
-gone to bed. And then I wrote a line to my Lady and
-asked her permission to bring the Prince, and by the same
-token I told her about your fine scheme of counterfeit.
-Sure, I knew my Lady could be trusted to deal with that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Denis,” said Kitty. “There was an infamous note
-I sent you on pink paper. Have you got it about you?”</p>
-
-<p>He gave her a grim look, inserted two fingers into his
-waistcoat pocket, and drew it forth.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[284]</span>“Give it back to me, my dear love.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, I was thinking ’twouldn’t be a bad token for
-me to keep about me, lest I should be meeting some
-sorrowful young creature that wanted comforting on a
-parade——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my Lord, don’t mock me.”</p>
-
-<p>She twitched it from his hand and began to tear it into
-a hundred shreds. Then, between laughing and crying,
-she gathered in her turn a little note from her bosom.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis you that are generous, ’tis you that are forgiving,
-my Lord. How could I keep up petty malice, Mr. Stafford
-when my Denis had treated me so gallant? This letter,”
-cried Kitty, kissing it, “shall be my treasure till I die.”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[285]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XV</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which the Mad Brat takes the Bit between<br>
-Her Teeth, but Miss Pamela Pounce Keeps Hold<br>
-of the Reins</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">The</span> first stage between Weymouth and London brought
-Miss Pamela Pounce to Blandford where she intended to
-pass the night. She had spent an agreeable and lucrative
-week at Weymouth, whither the presence of Royalty
-had brought a host of fashionables, and where it had
-been easy for her to dispose of all the modish hats and
-heads, caps and toques which she had selected to tempt
-holiday appetites.</p>
-
-<p>With a light conscience and heavy pockets, therefore,
-Pamela was setting off for London in finest spirits. She
-had brought more than her usual zest to this journey
-who always enjoyed travelling to the full; the movement,
-the change of scene, the bustle at arrival and
-departure, the choice of the night’s lodging, the chance
-adventure, the shifting company, all stimulated, interested,
-delighted her. She could take care of herself,
-and had no fear, either of the rare highwayman, or of the
-intrusive gallant.</p>
-
-<p>The “Rover” deposited its burden with a fine flourish
-of horn and whip and clatter of hoofs, tick on time, in
-the cobbled courtyard of the Crown Inn at Blandford.</p>
-
-<p>Six of the clock had just been huskily beaten out
-behind the great white dial that surmounted the celebrated
-stables. The jolly coachman turned half round
-in his seat, and winked at the gentleman in the many-caped
-roquelaure who had entertained him with such<span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[286]</span>
-racy gossip for five hours that day, and who had not
-failed moreover, to season their conversation with a
-brimmer at every halting place.</p>
-
-<p>“What do you think o’ that for punctuality, my
-Lord?”</p>
-
-<p>Now “my Lord” was a mere fluke—shot at quality,
-but for once it had hit the bull’s eye.</p>
-
-<p>The traveller, descending with care from the coach
-(for the last tankard had been tightly laced and required
-some carrying) was nearly run into by a brisk young
-lady in a grey riding coat, and black satin hat, who
-exclaimed genteelly: “To be sure, sir, I crave your
-pardon!” And then cried: “My Lord Kilcroney, is it
-indeed you!”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, ’tis never Miss Pounce!” exclaimed my Lord,
-surveying her, as if the last thing wanting to his joviality
-had now been granted him by Fate. And, indeed, not
-only was Pamela Pounce vastly pleasing to look upon—she
-had something of the firmness, the clear red-and-white
-and the general appetising appearance of a white-heart
-cherry—but she was vastly agreeable company too, as
-he had found out on more than one occasion. Added to
-which, she had recently done him a very good turn with
-his lady, as sometimes comes in the way of milliners and
-such like who collect back-door gossip, and exercise back-door
-influence. Withal, which certainly spoilt nothing,
-she was a young person of merit; virtuous, responsible,
-and discreet. My Lord knew that she would take at
-their proper value any little compliment or other expression
-of esteem, such as the squeeze of a trim waist,
-an absent-minded clasp of taper fingers, even a snatched
-kiss. He might get a box on the ear; he would never be
-treated either to outraged sensibility, or—still more
-inconvenient contingency—an undesired responsiveness.</p>
-
-<p>He held Miss Pounce’s hand, and smiled down into her
-bright face with something approaching enthusiasm.</p>
-
-<p>“Split me, my dear, but this is a piece of good luck.
-And I who thought I’d be all at my lonesome over——”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[287]</span>
-he stopped, and sniffed. “What is it?—the beef-steak
-pudding, and the roast capons to-night. I invite you
-to supper with me, Pamela. I sent my rascal ahead to
-bespeak the little oak parlour on the garden, and——”</p>
-
-<p>“Thanking you kindly, my Lord,” said Miss Pounce,
-disengaging her hand, and speaking with great firmness,
-“I dine with no gentleman in the back parlour.”</p>
-
-<p>His merry face fell.</p>
-
-<p>“How now, so prudish?”</p>
-
-<p>“Nay, my Lord, merely prudent. ’Tis as much as
-my reputation is worth. The ladies wouldn’t like it.
-No, nor the landladies. The common room is best for
-a common working girl like me.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear,” said Lord Kilcroney, “’tis an uncommon
-girl you are. You’re in the right of it a thousand
-times. Faith, my Lady would be ready to tear the wig
-from my head if she heard of it!”</p>
-
-<p>“And she’d tear my hats from hers, and that would
-be vastly the greater calamity of the two, forgive me for
-saying so, my Lord.”</p>
-
-<p>“See here,” said he, “I’ll face the bagmen for the
-pleasure of your conversation, for, odd’s my life, you’ve
-a sparkle about you that’s as good as champagne after
-the dreary road! I’ll tell them to lay your place beside
-mine in the coffee-room, and you’ll season my supper to
-me with that spicy tongue of yours.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela said she was a poor girl, and she hoped she
-knew her place, that my Lord was vastly condescending,
-and that she’d have to take what seat was given her;
-which remarks, my Lord, rightly understanding to be an
-oblique acceptance, greeted with laughter and applause,
-and went gaily towards the inn after her, admiring her
-generous, well-knit shape, and taking off his hat with a
-mock flourish as she modestly stood back to let him enter
-first.</p>
-
-<p>The summer evening was warm, and the odours of
-viands potent in the coffee-room. The tables were
-crowded; there was an immense buzz of voices, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[288]</span>
-clatter of knives and forks, and a running to and fro of
-aproned drawers, and sturdy bare-armed wenches.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela stood at the door, and looked in discontentedly.
-She was as little squeamish as any healthy young
-woman of her class; she left “vapours” and “qualms”
-to her betters. But the long day had tired her, and
-there was my Lord, with his wig askew, and a couple of
-bottles before him, and an air of having already done
-some justice to them. It was all very well to have
-chosen the propriety of the public room, but it might
-have its drawbacks. A poor girl never knew what
-spiteful eyes might be watching. It would do her no
-good if some loose tongue were to start a bit of scandal
-about her: “Miss Pamela Pounce behaving shameful
-with my Lord Kilcroney, as brazen as you like, before
-everybody.” It would always be, of course, the poor
-girl who behaved shameful, never the half-tipsy nobleman.
-Such is the way of the world.</p>
-
-<p>“And as like as not,” went on Pamela to herself—she
-had a vivid and swift imagination—“the next thing will
-be: ‘They left Weymouth together. ’Twas a regular
-elopement.’ No, thank you, Pamela, my girl. It ain’t
-good enough for us to sit next to my Lord in his cups, and
-eat beef-steak pudding—a dish I never was partial to—on
-a hot night—and lose my character to boot.”</p>
-
-<p>She whisked round and out through the luggage-piled
-hall into the yard, where, by the gate which gave upon
-the river meadow, she had marked a bench erected round
-an old tree stump.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll sit here,” resolved Miss Pounce, suiting the
-action to the thought. “And, by and by, when those
-creatures have done gorging within, I’ll have a little
-supper by my own. Lord, how vastly more pleasant it
-is out here!”</p>
-
-<p>She drew a long breath, inhaling the air, sweet with
-the near fragrance of honeysuckle, and distant scents of
-ripe corn. She clasped her hands on her knees—those
-busy, clever hands which so seldom rested—and gazed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[289]</span>
-dreamily out upon the scene. It made a pleasant picture;
-the red-tiled roof of the stables was beginning
-to glow in the warm evening light; the irregular outline
-of the old inn, already in shadow, was cut darkly
-against the limpid blue of the sky; white and grey
-pigeons flitted lazily hither and thither. From within
-the open stable doors came peaceful sounds of munching
-jaws, rattling chains, and now and again a stamping
-hoof. A fat tortoiseshell cat sat licking herself on a
-window sill. There was not a human creature in sight
-for the moment, and Miss Pounce felt quite poetic.</p>
-
-<p>But she was not destined to be indulged long in her
-rare mood for solitude. There came a clatter of hoofs,
-a hum of wheels along the dusty road. A high curricle
-swung into the yard, at the raking trot of a tall chestnut
-driven by a reckless hand. It was drawn up with a
-splash of protesting hoofs; and Pamela, suddenly pricked
-to interest, beheld, springing unaided from the high
-perch, the young lady whose erratic conduct had earned
-for her the sobriquet of “the Mad Brat,” Lady Selina,
-who had scandalised society, outraged her Royal patrons,
-alienated her friends, and positively stupefied her family
-a bare three months ago by eloping, from the very back
-of the Princess’s chair at the Opera, with a penniless
-insignificant officer of Marines of the name of Simpson.
-Lady Selina Simpson’s further career, though necessarily
-passed in comparative obscurity, had done little to lessen
-the aptness of the sobriquet. Much the contrary, indeed,
-and—Lieutenant Simpson being stationed at Weymouth—Lady
-Selina had had an unexpected opportunity for a
-display of eccentricity, which made both her elder sisters
-agree for once that something must be done to put a
-stop to Selina’s goings on—“under the very nose of the
-Royals, my dear; she does it on purpose to discredit
-us,”—even if something entailed the purchase for
-Lieutenant Simpson of some post pleasantly remote in
-the Indies.</p>
-
-<p>Here, then, was the Mad Brat, as naughty and modish<span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[290]</span>
-as you please (Miss Pamela’s professional eye was quick
-to notice); wrapped to the ears in a military looking
-cloak of elegant blue, and hatted with as smart a little
-beaver, also of military cock, as she, Pamela, had ever
-seen—and that was saying a great deal.</p>
-
-<p>My young Lady Selina’s curls were scarcely powdered,
-and shone very golden under the evening light, set in
-flying bunches each side of her narrow, pretty, pale, impertinent
-face. There was something in the expression
-of her countenance, attractive for all its wilfulness, that
-made Pamela’s quick wits jump to the horrid conclusion—before
-even she had clapped eyes on the driver of the
-curricle.</p>
-
-<p>“Lord! if ever I see the look of one bent on a desperate
-course, I see it this minute!” thought the milliner,
-turning the glance on Lady Selina’s companion.</p>
-
-<p>And there it was for you. That black-avised gentleman,
-with the bushy black eyebrows, and the small,
-restless black eyes beneath, with the blue chin and full,
-insolent mouth—that was never young Simpson! “Some
-elderly rip, out of the poor lad’s regiment!” diagnosed
-Pamela rapidly, seeing the gold-lace glint. “And that
-is why my young Madam is so monstrous military herself.
-If ever I see an elopement——!”</p>
-
-<p>And indeed, the two had a flushed and conscious air;
-defiant, suspicious.</p>
-
-<p>“However you may try to brazen it out, your heart’s
-as heavy as lead, you poor silly thing,” was the next
-conclusion of the watcher. “As for you, you wicked
-wretch, you are all ardours and whispers, all swollen
-with triumph, yet you aren’t a bit sure of her. There,
-now, I knew it—she won’t let you lead her in, with your
-arm about her waist; not even let you take her hand.
-She’s no notion to have you blazon her your conquest,
-for all the Inn company to see. Mercy on us, there’s a
-toss of the head! Aye, and here’s a look for you, my
-fine gentleman! No—I wouldn’t make too sure of her
-yet, if I were you!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[291]</span>The sound of hoofs and wheels, and of the clanging
-bell had brought landlord and landlady to the doorway.
-Pamela emerged slowly from her leafy retreat. She
-had a mind to keep the Mad Brat under observation as
-long as she could.</p>
-
-<p>’Twas a mere child! Pamela knew that she could
-scarce have reached her twentieth year; and Pamela
-had once herself been mighty near flinging away everything
-a woman should hold dear, for a man’s smile. She
-had been saved, on the very edge of the precipice, by a
-sort of miracle. And she often had shuddered, contemplating
-the horrible depth of the chasm into which
-she had all but fallen. Did she not now read on the
-young wife’s face something of the frantic recklessness
-that had once moved her?</p>
-
-<p>Besides which she had a pride in her sex which made it
-personally grievous to her when a woman went wrong.
-And lastly, she flattered herself she was a judge of character,
-and yonder military buck was a bad, dissipated,
-selfish wretch, with no use for a woman but to break
-her heart.</p>
-
-<p>As she entered the hall, discreetly, in the wake of the
-new-comers, she found Lady Selina in high wrangle
-with her swain.</p>
-
-<p>“And I say, I will have a post-chaise, Colonel Endacott!
-And I protest you’re making a vast mistake!
-Pray, Mr. Landlord, a bowl of broth and a glass of wine
-in a private parlour—and a post-chaise, with a decent
-pair of horses, in an hour. The gentleman will go to the
-coffee-room. Yes, sir—you will go to the coffee-room.
-Do I hear you curse, sir? La! here is a charming thing,
-indeed!”</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly her eye became fixed, she uttered an exclamation
-in a high tone of surprise and excitement.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper Standish—as I am a living woman!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela then perceived, standing in the doorway of the
-coffee-room chewing a gold toothpick, no less a personage
-than that dashing widower. He was surveying his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[292]</span>
-whilom betrothed and her illicit cavalier with a bantering,
-swaggering, insolent air in which there was more than
-a glint of jealous anger.</p>
-
-<p>As Lady Selina hailed him, he tripped forward. “Good
-heavens,” reflected the milliner, “I’d slap any man’s
-face, gentleman or no, who dared to look at me like that!”</p>
-
-<p>Colonel Endacott, biting his full under lip, and blackly
-scowling, seemed very much of this opinion; but the
-Mad Brat extended both hands:</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper!—well met! ’Tis a vast of pleasure for
-me to greet an old friend. Why, here am I, on my road
-to London—pray, Colonel Endacott, do you know Sir
-Jasper Standish? Gentlemen, let me introduce you:
-Colonel Endacott—Sir Jasper Standish. Hearing that
-I was about to post to London, Colonel Endacott kindly
-offered me a seat in his curricle. My husband’s Colonel,
-Sir Jasper. The wife of a poor Lieutenant, it was no
-offer to decline! Colonel Endacott, who is really all
-condescension and good nature, Sir Jasper, had further
-been so obliging as to offer me his escort for the whole
-way. But the mischief is in it, we must part at the
-first stage! Colonel Endacott will have it he must lie
-at Blandford, and I am equally determined to push on!”</p>
-
-<p>Colonel Endacott ground his high-booted foot on the
-flags of the hall, as though he would pulverise the volatile
-lady who was so obviously making a mock of him.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, my dear Lady Selina,” cried Sir Jasper, in a
-rich voice of victory, “let me then be your escort!
-Fie, fie, you cannot think of travelling alone with a mere
-post-boy for protection, and the roads so unsafe. I
-could not think of allowing it! So old a friend as I am
-may surely be permitted the privilege, the honour, the
-duty——”</p>
-
-<p>“Pray, sir,” interrupted Colonel Endacott, his tones
-were husky with rage, “you misunderstand, I think.
-Lady Selina Simpson is under my protection. It was
-entirely for her sake——” Here he cast a glance of
-mingled ardour and fury upon the Mad Brat who tossed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[293]</span>
-her head till her ringlets danced and hunched a shoulder
-on him in its military cloak, with a taunting glance.
-“’Twas but for her sake,” the harsh accents grew raucous,
-“that I suggested the night’s rest here. Lady
-Selina knows that she had but to speak the word, and
-I am ready——”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, not at all!—<i>pas du tout!</i>” cried Lady Selina,
-who had a French mother and certain inherited French
-ways that added not a little to her provoking charm.
-“<i>M. le Colonel</i> has made such big eyes at me I am positively
-frightened of him! And my dear mamma—do you
-know Sir Jasper, my dear widowed mother is at Wimbledon,
-and I have half a mind to go see her there—Mamma
-would be desolated if I were to travel under the escort of
-a gentleman who is not my husband. Since my Frederick
-is so tied up in his military duty—yes, you cruel man,
-you saw to that! But with Sir Jasper, Mamma knows
-Sir Jasper so well! Pray Mistress Landlady, bring me to
-a chamber where I can wash the dust off my face. ’Tis
-vile travelling in an open curricle. And you, Mr. Landlord,
-what of that parlour and that broth? How would
-it be, Sir Jasper, if you were to join me over this slight
-refection? We could discuss the journey.”</p>
-
-<p>Sir Jasper drew a long breath through dilated nostrils,
-and bowed, the corners of his lips tilting upwards in a
-smile of immense complacency. The landlady, who had
-been staring at the young Madam with amazement and
-disapproval, majestically led the way up the narrow
-stairs, expressing by a tremulous shake of her lace-capped
-head, and an occasional loud sniff, that such
-manners and customs were not to be encouraged on her
-premises.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela Pounce saw the look which Colonel Endacott
-cast at the fatuously smirking Sir Jasper.</p>
-
-<p>“There will be swords drawn over this, before my
-Lady Selina has had time to dry that dusty face of hers!”
-she thought. “And dear, to goodness, I have it in my
-heart to hope it may be Sir Jasper, for if not, it is out of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[294]</span>
-the frying-pan into the fire with her, imp of mischief
-as she is!”</p>
-
-<p>Out of the frying-pan into the fire it was. Colonel
-Endacott and Sir Jasper strolled, to all appearance, very
-amicably together through the meadow gate, in the
-direction of a certain hazel copse by the river-side. In a
-very short time, Sir Jasper reappeared, alone; and,
-strolling back into the stable-yard of the Crown, directed,
-with the most genteel coolness, that a couple of ostlers
-should take a wheelbarrow and a chair, or maybe a
-hurdle, and carry in his friend, who had had an accident
-to his leg, and would be found, incapacitated, just beside
-yonder little copse. It was not a matter of the least
-consequence, he assured them—a mere sprain, a scratch,
-or something of the sort.</p>
-
-<p>The ostlers grinned. He cast a gold piece among them
-and passed on, treading jauntily, in quest of the parlour.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pounce, eating bread-and-butter and cold meats,
-to a modest bowl of milk in the window seat of the now
-nearly deserted coffee-room, saw the gallant gentleman’s
-return, and understood.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis the devil and all,” she thought, “that my Lord
-Kilcroney is so free with his bottle; he might be of use
-here. If my Lady Selina thinks she can fling off Sir
-Jasper as easy as she has her Colonel, she is mighty
-mistaken. Such a chance doesn’t come a woman’s way
-twice! Silly child, and him with an old score to pay off—and
-their starting off by night and all—why, what ails
-the creature, to be up to such cantrips?” thought Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>She bit into her bread-and-butter, and then flung the
-slice away from her. “Well, drunk or sober, my Lord
-will be better than nobody.”</p>
-
-<p>Upon this decision Pamela shook the crumbs from her
-skirt, set a hand on each hip, and holding her white chin
-very high in the air, made a bee line for the snuggery
-whence loud sounds of mirth proclaimed the presence
-of convivial company.</p>
-
-<p>Here she found my Lord, with a long clay pipe in one<span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[295]</span>
-hand, and cool tankard in the other, hilariously setting
-the tune to a roaring chorus consisting of a lumpish young
-squire, a land surveyor and the local doctor. My Lord
-was more than exhilarated, as Pamela saw at the first
-glance. He went on melodiously chanting and beating
-time, while the others, staring at the handsome girl, fell
-dumb, and young Squire Pitt, all one purple blush, began
-bashfully to draw himself out of his chair.</p>
-
-<p>“My Lord—my Lord Kilcroney!” began Pamela
-with an unwonted sense of discomfiture, “I crave a word
-apart with your Lordship.”</p>
-
-<p>But before she could make her voice heard, she was
-unceremoniously thrust aside by Mr. Landlord himself.</p>
-
-<p>“And, craving <i>your</i> pardon,” he chided, “this is no
-place for young gals. Doctor Dawson, sir, you’re
-wanted.”</p>
-
-<p>A dark man in a scratch wig, with a long bony face,
-and a restless protruding jaw, jumped up from his corner,
-and came forward.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s happened?” quoth he, feeling about his
-pockets with big knuckly hands that made Pamela
-shudder.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, will you step outside, sir. Gentleman hurt
-through the leg.”</p>
-
-<p>“Odds my bones, I’ve left it at home. You’ll have to
-send little Jimmy for my instrument-case. What’s
-happened, I say?”</p>
-
-<p>The landlord wagged his head slyly, pinching his lips
-together, and made a thrusting gesture with his right
-forefinger; then he tapped the same finger on the side
-of his rubicund nose.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor gave a short laugh; and, with a not altogether
-steady step, suffered himself to be led down the
-passage.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Kilcroney imitated the double gesture with his
-pipe-stem and sprang to his feet.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, glory be to God,” said he, “if I had known
-there was such a diversion on hand——” Here he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[296]</span>
-seemed suddenly to become aware that Miss Pounce’s
-presence in the snuggery portended something distinctly
-unusual. As he stared at her with a flicker of returning
-acuteness in his amiable eye, she seized the opportunity.</p>
-
-<p>“For God’s sake, my Lord, give me a moment apart.”</p>
-
-<p>He lurched towards her; and she seized him by the lapel
-of his coat; again he looked at her; caught perhaps something
-of the urgency of her spirit, and said, in altered
-tones:</p>
-
-<p>“Wait a minute, me girl, I’ll just drain the tankard to
-steady my head; and I am with you.”</p>
-
-<p>She got him as far as the window seat in the coffee-room;
-and then, casting a glance without, exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>“See for yourself. Turn your eye yonder, and see for
-yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>Lord Kilcroney flung a bewildered gaze in the direction
-of her pointed finger; opened his mouth, closed it again
-and wiped his forehead.</p>
-
-<p>“Jasper! Jasper Standish and a lady, as I live!
-What the dev——”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you know the lady, my Lord? See now, see
-now, with the lamplight on her face. She is getting into
-the chaise. Don’t you recognise Lady Selina Simpson?”</p>
-
-<p>“Se—Selina Simpson!” echoed he with a fine tipsy
-sibilance. He let himself fall on the window seat, and
-gripped his head in both hands. “S—Selina?”</p>
-
-<p>“The Mad Brat, my Lord! Good God, we are too
-late, the chaise is driving away! This will be fine hearing
-for my Lady Verney, and for your lady’s own dear
-friend, Lady Nan!”</p>
-
-<p>Lord Kilcroney dropped his hands and sat, with protruding
-eyeballs, staring at Pamela. Then his waistcoat
-was shaken with a rumbling laugh; and he made an uncertain
-poke with his forefinger.</p>
-
-<p>“And, is it poor Simpson, then, that’s in the claws of
-that old red raven of a doctor this minute? And my
-Lady off with Jasper? D’ye know, it’s a monstrous joke!
-Oh, Gad—Jasper was her first love!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[297]</span>Pamela flung a single searching look upon him. He
-was muttering to himself, and laughing, winking, and
-shaking his head, the picture of affable inebriety.</p>
-
-<p>“My Lord, my Lord, you must pull yourself together!
-Lady Selina is not twenty yet. And him such a bold,
-bad man, as indeed you know, my Lord. ’Tis ruin, ’tis
-disgrace, for her, and that poor innocent lad, her husband!”</p>
-
-<p>“By the powers!” Kilcroney staggered to his feet.
-“Jasper’s a scoundrel! I’ll not have it! What, Nan
-Day’s little sister, mere child—monstrous! Get me a
-wet napkin, girl.”</p>
-
-<p>He plucked his wig from his head as he spoke, and
-looked, Pamela thought, singularly boyish with his close-cropped
-red poll exposed to view. Even as she hurried
-out to summon the drawer, a brilliant idea struck her.</p>
-
-<p>Colonel Endacott’s curricle, and a fresh horse! With
-anything of a roadster, so light a vehicle should easily
-overtake the post-chaise. ’Twas a plan of retributive
-justice which pleased Miss Pounce hugely.</p>
-
-<p>What woman wills, God wills, is an adage invented by
-some sycophantic admirer of the fair sex. Nevertheless,
-there is no doubt that the world is apt to give way before
-anyone with determined purpose, and, if this anyone
-happens to be young, handsome, and a woman, the odds
-are overwhelmingly in her favour. Pamela ordered,
-cajoled, reasoned, implored, bustled, taunted and threatened.
-She made lavish, yet judicious, use of her Weymouth
-earnings; and before the half-hour was out, found
-herself, high-perched by the side of my Lord (a strange
-figure, with the wet napkin still tied round his head),
-driving—as the group of ostlers who watched him depart
-unanimously declared with much admiration—like hell.</p>
-
-<p>It was one of those summer nights when scarce a leaf
-stirs; there was not a cloud upon the sky which stretched
-a wonderful amethyst blue, deepening to sapphire at the
-zenith, and paling into translucent primrose to the west,
-where the last traces of the afterglow still lingered.
-There would be a fine moon presently, had been the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[298]</span>
-landlord’s parting words, as he respectfully deposited his
-Lordship’s wig, hat and pistol case in the curricle. The
-streets of the sleepy little town were clatteringly left
-behind; the steep hill surmounted; and then the Salisbury
-road lay before them, straight and white across the grey
-mystery of the downs.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela thought it was the strangest night vision she
-had ever beheld. The earth seemed as featureless as
-the sky; the winds, which had slept in the valley, were
-lively enough here, as if the earth were their playground.
-There was a wonderful harvest smell, warm and wholesome,
-of ripening apples and full corn-fields, in the air—a
-great, mellow, sweet aroma from the fertile fields and
-farms that lay below the down lands.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was not romantic, yet she could not but feel
-that it was “as good as play-acting” to be hurled through
-the summer night across this vast peaceful loneliness,
-by this same mad, kind, fantastic Irish lord whose odd
-adventures were always the talk of the town.</p>
-
-<p>“A stern chase is a long chase,” observed the nobleman,
-dexterously tipping the flanks of the big bay.</p>
-
-<p>The horse bounded, and the curricle rocked; and
-Pamela choked a scream. Over the crest of the down
-a huge red moon began to show her face, swimming in a
-curious misty incandescence. She sucked in her breath,
-and her heart stirred sentimentally. If only the man of
-her choice had been sitting beside her, how vastly she
-would have enjoyed herself!</p>
-
-<p>They swung through the shadows of a copse and out into
-the open again. My Lord cast his napkin into the road;
-he begged Pamela to lend him a hand with his wig. The
-black horse had fallen to a foot pace up the steep incline,
-and my Lord, with returning sobriety, began apparently
-to consider the kind of undertaking into which he had
-plunged, and how to carry it through.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll not,” said he, gliding into speed again with the
-care of the practised whip, “overhaul them much before
-Salisbury.” Then the moonlight caught his face, showed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[299]</span>
-his quizzical smile, and the rueful questioning of his eyes,
-as he went on: “And what the dickens am I to say, when
-we do? Split me, Miss Pounce, you’ve rushed me into
-a pretty kettle of fish! Bejabers, what in the world is it
-to me all said and done, that Jasper should be off with
-that little lady?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh fie, my Lord——” began Pamela warmly. But he
-interrupted her:</p>
-
-<p>“Well, well, never fear, ’tis as good an excuse as
-another for a bit of fun. Faith, didn’t my Lady tell me
-the other day, it was the regular old gentleman I was
-growing into!”</p>
-
-<p>He caught her absently by the waist, as he spoke,
-laughing as the vehicle swerved; and Pamela found
-herself again wishing for the company of the dark-browed
-slim young gentleman to whom she had given her heart,
-and who—Mr. Jocelyn had such sensibility—would have
-understood the really grave nature of this seemingly
-mad quest.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>It was after two hours’ steady chase, even as the road
-dipped from the downs into the valley, back again into
-the corn-fields—these had a marvellous silver and amber
-glow in the moonlight—that they saw, half a furlong
-away, the black bulk of a moving vehicle, and heard the
-double clatter of leisurely trotting horses.</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis but another farm waggon,” quoth my Lord.</p>
-
-<p>“Nay,” cried Pamela, “for I see the bobbing of the
-post-boy, plain as plain.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you, indeed, my dear?” cried my Lord in exhilarated
-accents, handling the reins with a zest that sent
-the horse forward with a great impetus. “You haven’t
-dathered your sight with the Crown’s noted treble ale.
-Well, if this isn’t the fun of the world! I’ve stopped a
-coach before, my dear—that in your ear—but split me,
-never from a curricle, with a monstrous fine girl beside
-me!”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m a farmer’s daughter,” she said resolutely, “and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[300]</span>
-can manage a horse with anyone. So I can take the
-reins, my Lord, when you want your hands free.”</p>
-
-<p>“’Pon me sowl!” ejaculated Kilcroney admiringly.
-But he proceeded no further, for the black horse, gathering
-speed, and excited by the clatter of rival hoofs, made a
-dash forward, and my Lord, with voice and cracking lash,
-encouraged the canter to a gallop.</p>
-
-<p>The post-boy started from his jogging trance, looked over
-his shoulder and hastily pulled to one side. The curricle
-went by at a flash; my Lord never slackened speed till they
-had reached the bottom of the hill and a bit beyond.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” said Kilcroney, as he manœuvred the curricle
-right across the road, “now for the fun of the fair!
-Just put your lovely hand under the seat and see if you
-can lay a hould of me pistols.”</p>
-
-<p>(My Lord’s brogue became agreeably marked in moments
-of emotion.)</p>
-
-<p>The black horse was dancing from hoof to hoof; the
-curricle swayed rhythmically to his capers, and Pamela
-felt, when her companion plucked the pistols from the
-case she held open, as if every fibre of her being were
-dancing in unison; exhilaration, a sense of splendid
-adventure, a spice of fear, and a delightful recklessness
-had hold of her. She almost understood now how the
-“Mad Brat” could fling everything to the winds for the
-mere taste of such a moment. Lord Kilcroney thrust
-the reins into her hands, leaped lightly from his perch;
-and he, too, seemed to dance in the moonlight as he
-advanced towards the chaise.</p>
-
-<p>The post-boy had prudently pulled up at sight of the
-obstacle in the road; now, as the pistol barrels glinted in
-the moonlight, he raised a dismal shout, and dived sideways
-off the fat grey haunches of his mount. The landlord
-of the Crown had provided a stalwart plodding pair
-for Lady Selina’s post-chaise; and these were content
-enough to draw breath, craning their necks, snorting
-comfortably down their nostrils, and shuddering in turn
-till the harness rattled.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[301]</span>“How now!” cried an angry voice from the chaise,
-and Sir Jasper’s head emerged into the moonlight.
-“What’s the matter? rascal, scamp! Hallo, stap me!”
-This in quite another tone. “Why, the devil—’tis a
-highwayman, a footpad!”</p>
-
-<p>Kilcroney, who had planted himself sideways, with
-face concealed by his extended arm, chaunted in the most
-musical tones he could muster:</p>
-
-<p>“Stand and deliver!” Then, breaking into laughter,
-he disclosed his countenance, with a fine flourish
-of his mantons; “Stand and deliver,” he repeated.
-“Jasper, stand and deliver your stolen goods!”</p>
-
-<p>There was a faint cry within the chaise, altogether lost
-in the round volley of oaths from Sir Jasper. He consigned
-Kilcroney’s soul to perdition, and his body to
-corruption, with explicitness and repetition, and commanded
-the post-boy to remount and carry on, if he did
-not wish to be flayed alive. But the sagacious youth
-was apparently swallowed in the darkness.</p>
-
-<p>Presently Kilcroney’s shouts of laughter were echoed
-in silver titters both from the chaise and the curricle.
-These sounds goaded the baronet to madness. “Poor
-Jasper!” (Kilcroney afterwards related) “He was
-foaming like a tankard of porter, and was almost as black
-in the face, by Jingo, when he lepped from the chaise and
-at me. Troth, he had his sword out, and sure the next
-moment he would have let the moonlight through me,
-hadn’t my little lady in the chaise caught him by the
-skirts of his coat! It was the grand slap he came on the
-flint of the road—aye, and the grand escape I had of it
-intirely! ‘Up with you, me boy, and we’ll have it out
-like gentlemen,’ cries I, and by the time he got up again
-I was ready for him, as pretty as Angelo, with the barkers
-back in my pocket and my little bodkin taking the air
-in my hand.”</p>
-
-<p>It was not the first time that my Lord Kilcroney and
-Sir Jasper had crossed blades. Indeed, Kilcroney’s
-mercurial temperament, and Sir Jasper’s inflammably<span class="pagenum" id="Page_302">[302]</span>
-jealous one, had come into collision more than once. In
-the last encounter the Irishman had had the worst of it;
-but to-night, whatever disability the day’s potations
-might have caused him was more than counter-balanced
-by the blind rage which possessed the baronet as he fell
-to his guard.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps Sir Jasper had been already in none too good a
-temper when the novel highwayman had arrested him in
-the full course of elopement, certainly the countenance
-with which his Helen watched the encounter from the
-chaise window displayed more entertainment than
-anxiety. In fact, when Sir Jasper, receiving a neat
-thrust through his sword arm, fell back with a curse and
-a groan, it was Pamela who cried out in alarm, while
-Lady Selina shrilly laughed and clapped her hands.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>An odd little procession towards midnight roused the
-slumbers of the Mitre Inn at Salisbury, with peremptory
-summons. Two ladies in a post-chaise, escorted by two
-gentlemen in a curricle. The ladies seemed to be in high
-dudgeon with each other. The gentlemen very friendly.
-Indeed, the younger and better-looking of the two (though
-both were personable men) was distinctly assiduous in
-his attention to the other, who had (as the landlord was
-duly informed) met with a nasty accident through the
-overturning of the curricle at a sharp corner, which robbed
-him of the use of his right arm.</p>
-
-<p>The post-boy had a curious tale to tell over a restoring
-mug of ale. But so scared and bewildered did he appear;
-so monstrous a jumble did he make of highwaymen and
-duels, that the landlord, who was a sensible man, diagnosed
-pure coward’s flim-flams, and promptly dismissed
-him to his straw.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>Pamela slept late. She had been allotted the dressing-room
-of the superior bed-chamber which she had herself
-claimed for Lady Selina. Her last thought, as she
-snuggled down in the feather bed, had been: “I’ve got<span class="pagenum" id="Page_303">[303]</span>
-her safe, the little fool!” and the first that bore into her
-consciousness in the morning was the same comforting
-reflection: “I’ve got her safe.”</p>
-
-<p>Angry words had passed between the two women in
-the chaise last night. Though Pamela had been unable
-to make head or tail of the arguments produced by the
-“Mad Brat” to justify her conduct, every word had
-revealed a childish inconsequence.</p>
-
-<p>“One would say,” thought the milliner, as she lay,
-reflecting on her impressions, “that the silly chit had
-laid some wager, or was pretending to be wicked for the
-mere show off of the thing. For, if ever I saw a gentleman
-set down, it was Sir Jasper last night! In my opinion
-he was mortal glad to be out of it at the price. Never
-saw him so loving with my Lord! And, as for her, she
-looked at him like a wild cat, as she passed him by, on the
-way to her room.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela sat on the edge of her bed, yawned, and gazed
-at the door which separated her from Lady Selina’s
-apartment, congratulating herself that, so old-fashioned
-was the hostelry, there was no other issue. But, as she
-looked, the smile faded from her face. The door was not
-quite closed! She remembered very well how my Lady
-Selina had banged and bolted it last night, intimating
-thereby, better than by any speech, what she thought
-of the intrusive proximity of the milliner.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s not possible——!” On the spur of suspicion,
-Pamela was out of bed and into the next room at a spring.
-Sunshine was pouring in between the open shutters;
-the great four-post bed was empty. There was no trace
-of the fair delinquent, save a long gauntletted glove on
-the floor.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, of all—of all the minxes!” Miss Pounce
-pivoted on herself. “Pamela, my girl, you’re fooled!
-And you such a light sleeper, to think you should have
-slept so deep and let the bird fly!”</p>
-
-<p>She ran back to her own room and, after ringing the
-bell violently, proceeded like a hurricane to her toilet.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_304">[304]</span>
-Cold water and yellow soap were good enough for her any
-day. The service at the Mitre seemed scarce like to add
-to its reputation. Miss Pounce was well advanced,
-indeed she had reached the stage of buttoning her trim
-figure into the grey riding coat, before the repeated
-attacks on the bell-pull produced a panting housemaid.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, please, Miss,” began this damsel volubly, “was
-you ringing? I was kept by the gentlemen in Blue
-Parrot, helping the gentleman to bind the other gentleman’s
-arm, what hurt himself. And that there post-boy
-was not so far out, for if ever I see a sword cut——”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela interrupted with an ejaculation of relief.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper is still in the inn, then? And my Lord,
-too?”</p>
-
-<p>“Aye, Miss——”</p>
-
-<p>“And the lady?”</p>
-
-<p>“The lady’s been gone this hour, Miss. Oh, aye, she
-went off with the other gentleman——”</p>
-
-<p>“What——?” shrieked Pamela.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, aye, Miss! The handsome, dark gentleman
-what travelled all the way from London to meet her.
-Last night, when he came riding in, missis and all of us
-agreed, we never saw a handsomer gentleman. ‘I expect,’
-says he, ‘a lady by coach from Weymouth.’”
-She stopped to stare: “Be’n’t you well, Miss?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had fallen into a chair. A cold and pricking
-fear had laid hold of her. There are premonitions of
-the heart which out-leap any perception of the wits.</p>
-
-<p>“His name, his name!” she gasped.</p>
-
-<p>“Lud, now!” The girl clacked her tongue. “I did
-hear her call him——”</p>
-
-<p>“Stay!” cried Pamela. “Was it Bellairs?”</p>
-
-<p>“Lud, Miss,” cried the girl, “however did you know?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because,” said Miss Pounce sternly, “I am the lady
-he came to meet.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>With the same deadly composure she ordered a post-chaise,
-and started once again in pursuit. This time she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_305">[305]</span>
-would have no man’s help. She would go alone. “What
-business is it of yours?” had cried Lady Selina insolently,
-last night. And she had answered: “It’s every true
-woman’s business to keep another straight if she can.”
-But now, here was no altruistic interference; here love
-and life were at stake for her. Here was her own business
-and nobody else’s, with a vengeance!</p>
-
-<p>Gone this hour! Well, she would overtake them at
-Basingstoke, where they must halt of a certainty.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had had, in a little purse apart, twenty golden
-guineas, her own profit in the successful week’s transactions
-in modes at Weymouth. She had meant to add
-them to the comfortable nest of savings which were to
-facilitate her marriage with her charming spendthrift.
-Now the shining company in the green silk meshes had
-already notably dwindled; and at every five miles or so,
-Pamela would draw forth a coin and, thrusting her
-pretty head out of the window, would hail the post-boy
-and hold it up to his sight.</p>
-
-<p>“Another goldfinch for you, my lad, if you mend your
-speed!”</p>
-
-<p>By the time they reached Basingstoke there were four
-sovereigns for the youth; and if he was sweating, it was
-nothing to which the horses were doing. They dripped
-and trembled and steamed, foam-flecked from mane to
-tail. Pamela’s green purse was considerably lighter;
-but it had been worth it. The fat dappled greys which
-had trotted off with my Lady Selina and Mr. Bellairs that
-morning were even now being led out of the shafts. A
-comfortable trot they had come at, to judge by their
-untroubled appearance.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Miss,” said the formidable-looking landlady who
-ruled at the Angel, Basingstoke, and who, no doubt,
-found a distinct growth of beard and a bass voice as useful
-to her if not more than the support of any man. “A
-lady and a gentleman are partaking of refreshment in
-the parlour. And what might you be wanting with
-them?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_306">[306]</span>Her eye, small and fierce as a wild boar’s, appraised
-the new guest up and down.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela saw that travelling alone she was suspect;
-she had an inspiration.</p>
-
-<p>“I am Lady Selina’s own woman,” she said pertly.
-“Her Ladyship expects me. Kindly direct me.”</p>
-
-<p>She had seen too many lady’s maids not to be able to
-play the part: she was now the fashionable Abigail to
-the life—plausible, supple, sure of herself; her gaze was
-challenging; her air deferential, yet on the verge of
-insolence.</p>
-
-<p>The bearded landlady shrugged her shoulders, and told
-the drawer to bring Miss into Britannia.</p>
-
-<p>“You needn’t knock, young man, I will announce
-myself,” said Pamela. She tapped discreetly with her
-nails on the panel just beneath the figure with the trident;
-then, without waiting for a reply, opened the door.</p>
-
-<p>In one swift glance she took in the scene: the Mad
-Brat did not seem to be getting on any better with Mr.
-Bellairs than she had with either her Colonel or her
-Baronet. She was seated, her elbows on the table, her
-chin in her hand. With frowning brows, a fixed and
-angry stare, flushed cheeks and pouting lips, she was the
-image of “Beauty in a rage.” Mr. Bellairs was pacing
-the room with his hands behind his back; and he, too,
-the very incarnation of bad temper.</p>
-
-<p>The milliner did not give herself time to reflect whether
-the obvious tension betokened good or evil for her. She
-had to act.</p>
-
-<p>“If you please, my Lady,” she said, advancing as if
-she had been indeed what she represented herself, “you
-have forgotten your glove.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens!” cried Mr. Bellairs. “Pamela!”</p>
-
-<p>He wheeled in his walk to turn upon the newcomer
-a countenance marked with the oddest mixture of discomfiture,
-amusement and wrath.</p>
-
-<p>Lady Selina merely cast a glance from the glove which
-Pamela laid before her to the girl’s face, and lifted her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_307">[307]</span>
-eyebrows. She had passed from anger to insolence.
-Pamela itched to box her ears.</p>
-
-<p>“I assure you, my dear,” protested Mr. Bellairs in an
-ill-assured voice, “that <i>I</i> have forgotten nothing.”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela understood well enough the intention of the
-speech; she smiled scornfully. And when Lady Selina,
-just rolling her eyes in his direction, dropped the words:
-“Except your manners, sir,” she felt certain the rebuke
-had been well deserved.</p>
-
-<p>Indeed, now that she came to look at him more closely,
-she saw a red patch on the olive of his cheek, and guessed
-the offence which had called for such a buffet. Oh! she
-knew the ways of men; and, to her philosophy, the
-gentleman who, thrust into such a position as Mr. Bellairs,
-should have failed to take advantage of it, would have
-been little less than a milksop. Nevertheless, there had
-been defection. It was her, Pamela, whom he had come
-to meet—Pamela his affianced, to whom, because of the
-very difference in their stations, he owed more delicacy
-of attention than if she had been his equal. And he had
-let himself be whisked away by the first wanton who
-lifted a beckoning finger! Serve her right if he had kissed,
-and serve him right if she had slapped! Oh, she knew
-the ways of men! But—the ways of the Mad Brat was
-still enigma to her. What was this piece of mischief
-about? As if to answer the perplexed thought, Lady
-Selina suddenly spoke:</p>
-
-<p>“’Tis positive sickening to think that there is not a
-gentleman of the lot who would give a lady his protection
-as far as Town, without thrusting his odious attentions
-on her!”</p>
-
-<p>“But my dear, good creature——”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not your dear, good creature, sir!” Lady
-Selina sprang to her feet and burst into a sudden passion
-of tears. “Was ever anyone,” she cried, “so plagued,
-so persecuted, so distracted, so unhappy, so—so
-abandoned?”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela again felt an overwhelming conviction that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_308">[308]</span>
-here was one merely as naughty and as innocent as a
-child.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, my dear!” she exclaimed, and caught her
-forcibly into her own strong warm arms. There was
-more than a touch of the mother in Pamela; she never
-could bear to leave suffering uncomforted. “Why, in
-the name of God, did you leave your own husband?”</p>
-
-<p>The Mad Brat screamed as if the last word had been a
-blow.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, oh, my Fred!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela cast a look over the bride’s heaving shoulder
-at Mr. Bellairs.</p>
-
-<p>“There, sir!” she said severely, “there’s for you and
-your vanity! For you, and the others, who are so ready
-to think that any lady who so much as smiles on you is
-mad in love with you—and all the while you’re but the
-catspaw of her jealousy!”</p>
-
-<p>“Pamela!” cried Jocelyn Bellairs. He had been
-standing, very ill at ease, struggling with the variety of
-his emotions. He now broke into laughter which had
-yet something of wrath in it. “I’ve been a confounded
-fool! And I swear you are an angel! Oh, confusion!
-I can’t bear to hear a woman cry. But I must say
-Joseph himself would have been tempted by that little—devil,
-this morning!”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush!” cried the milliner, rocking the weeping
-Selina as if it had been a baby, but shooting another
-glance at Mr. Bellairs which, after all, held more indulgence
-than resentment. “Hush, sir! Leave me with
-her Ladyship. Go, refresh yourself with a tankard of
-cool ale, after your dusty drive—and send the landlady
-hither with the hartshorn.”</p>
-
-<p>If Mr. Bellairs had thought highly of Pamela before,
-he now told himself she was the pattern of true women.
-He paused but to kiss the firm, capable, white hand she
-extended to him, and then hastily closed the door between
-himself and those distressing vapours.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, my dear,” coaxed Pamela, “I see how it is.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_309">[309]</span>
-You’ve had a quarrel with that elegant young officer of
-yours. You’ve had a quarrel, and you went off in a huff
-with that dark, bad old Colonel——”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Selina shuddered, and stamped her foot; and
-inarticulately declared that if she’d had a dagger to her
-hand, she’d have stabbed him.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Sir Jasper’s done it for you, very neat, in the leg.”</p>
-
-<p>Selina interrupted with another scream.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Jasper? Why, he was worse! Oh, how glad I
-was to see My Lord Kilcroney run him through!”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure,” said Pamela, a little dryly, “it is a mercy,
-my Lady, I came alone after you and Mr. Bellairs!
-Mr. Bellairs is engaged to me, my Lady, and I don’t seem
-to fancy a hole in him.”</p>
-
-<p>Lady Selina was much too absorbed in her own grief
-to have a thought to spare for any such trifles. She fell
-again into her chair, cast her arms upon the table and
-buried her face on them, wailing, in an extravagance of
-despair, that her Fred would never forgive her, and that
-there was nothing left for her but death.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, there’s no harm done,” Pamela briskly consoled.
-“I’m ready to vouch for you that you’ve travelled
-with me, and slept with me——” she broke off.
-Her quick ear had caught the sound of certain well-known
-accents in the courtyard without.</p>
-
-<p>“Glory be to God,” my Lord was saying, in his richest
-brogue. “Will anyone catch me that young gentleman
-by the leg? He’s not safe to be loose. Trip him up, I
-tell you, or there’ll be murder done! Come back,
-Simpson, you <i>omadhaun</i>!”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela made a spring for the door; she had said that
-she would not have a hole made in her Jocelyn: heaven
-knew what catastrophe might not ensue were she not
-on the spot to prevent mischief with Bellairs, apt as
-tinder, and this young Simpson in his fury! She went
-like the wind down the passage, and across the bar,
-towards that spot in the courtyard whence arose sounds
-of struggle and fierce objurgation.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_310">[310]</span>She found a slim young gentleman in uniform locked in
-the embrace of Lord Kilcroney. My Lord was laughing
-so considerably that it threatened to invalidate his grip.
-The young officer’s countenance shocked Pamela, so disfigured
-was it by rage and jealousy.</p>
-
-<p>Even as she approached he wrenched himself free, and,
-leaping forward, all but knocked her down in his blind
-rush. Pamela’s body, however, was as well-balanced
-as her mind; she propped herself against the Inn porch
-and caught the outraged young husband vigorously by
-the arm. It was her words which really arrested him.</p>
-
-<p>“You are looking for Lady Selina, Mr. Simpson, sir;
-for your wife? She is waiting for you in the parlour.”</p>
-
-<p>He stared at her, his lips moving, his eyes starting, his
-whole begrimed, unshorn, exhausted countenance stamped
-with a wildness of despair.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir.” Pamela slipped her firm clasp down to his
-shaky, ice-cold hand; her voice was as soothing as her
-touch: “Yes, sir, her Ladyship and I we came here
-together. Her Ladyship was good enough to accept my
-services on the road. I’m travelling back to business
-from Weymouth, it fitted in nicely. And Mr. Jocelyn
-Bellairs, coming to meet me at Salisbury—he and I being
-an engaged couple, if you will forgive my being so personal—that
-fitted in very nicely too, for he escorted us.
-Your lady’s very young to be travelling alone, sir——”</p>
-
-<p>Pamela knew that there is no better defence for the
-guilty than to reproach the innocent.</p>
-
-<p>“There now, me boy,” cried Kilcroney, taking up the
-cue, “didn’t I tell you it was the wrong scent you were
-after, altogether? Hadn’t ye me word for it that
-Colonel Endacott and Jasper had fixed up that little
-meeting at Blandford ever since the night of my Lady
-Kilcroney’s rout at Weymouth? And sure, when my
-Lady Selina walked into the Crown Inn, wasn’t Miss
-Pounce behind her? Miss Pounce will swear to that.
-And I’ll lay you me oath that she’s speaking truth, since
-it’s the one coach-load of it we all were.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_311">[311]</span>But whether or no these assurances and plausibilities
-might have proved convincing to the inflamed brain of
-the injured husband, they were doomed to failure by the
-action of the Mad Brat herself.</p>
-
-<p>This impetuous young woman suddenly hurled herself
-into their midst and upon her husband’s breast,
-tears, kisses, passionate confession pouring from her.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Fred, Fred, darling! Oh, my own and only love—I
-tried to run away from you, and I couldn’t! Fred,
-my angel, it was all that cruel thing—that cruel thing
-you said. Oh, Fred, you do remember?” She shook
-him. “You know you said that you did not think any
-other man would be such a f-f-fool—Yes, you did—you
-said no other man would be such a f-fool as to run away
-with me!”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb">
-
-<p>My Lord Kilcroney, with his Lady and the other
-friends interested in the erratic young couple, were all
-agreed that the Mad Brat was well matched in her
-spouse. For of all the hot-headed, light-witted, frantic
-fellows—these were my Lord’s own words—he had ever
-had to deal with, Lieutenant Fred Simpson, of the
-Marines, was the “jewel of the lot!” The united efforts
-of himself, Squire Day, and Lord Verney, were ultimately
-successful, however, in preventing the series of duels
-which Master Fred at first seemed bent on bringing
-about. Even Lord Kilcroney did not escape a challenge;
-but on his representing his services on the Salisbury
-Road, the affair had to end in a laugh. Mr. Jocelyn
-Bellairs, on Pamela’s prompting, made a very frank and
-full apology, couched in language so admirably chosen,
-that even the young Othello had to be satisfied with it.</p>
-
-<p>“I confess,” he said, “that I was led away, Mr.
-Simpson. I confess that I lost my head (and very nearly
-my heart). But ask yourself whether, in such company,
-an angel from heaven might not have succumbed!”</p>
-
-<p>Providence itself intervened in the matter of Colonel
-Endacott, for this gentleman’s wound, whether owing to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_312">[312]</span>
-original distemper in the blood, or to the ministrations
-of Doctor Dawson, became so inflamed that it was held
-as more than doubtful whether that gallant officer would
-ever walk again. He was invalided out of the regiment,
-thereby providing at least one step for Mr. Simpson.</p>
-
-<p>There only remained Sir Jasper—no easy personage
-to deal with, as my Lord knew from long experience.
-But by the time the baronet’s sword arm had healed an
-excellent post abroad had been obtained for Mr. Simpson;
-and to the infinite relief of all her relations, the Mad Brat
-and her spouse carried their bickerings and reconciliations
-to another clime.</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_313">[313]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">CHAPTER XVI</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><span class="smcap">In which my Lady Kilcroney has the Last<br>
-Word</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">The</span> best-tempered of women are apt to be a trifle peevish
-after a wedding, especially if they are responsible for the
-event, and have had most of the trouble of the bridal
-preparations.</p>
-
-<p>My Lady Kilcroney had had two reasons for patronising
-the marriage between Mr. Jocelyn Bellairs and Miss
-Pamela Pounce.</p>
-
-<p>In the first place she flattered herself that she had
-made it. It pleased her sense of rectitude to know that
-it was an heroic decision. Jocelyn, the rascal, had gone
-too far, and Pamela was a first-class good girl. ’Twas
-but justice.</p>
-
-<p>Then my Lady Kilcroney was a woman of the world,
-to her finger-tips. The alliance, which she could not
-have prevented if she would, was a strange, foolish,
-unequal business. To silence ill-natured gossip and
-the malicious tattle of dear, intimate enemies, there was
-nothing for it but for her to take a firm stand of championship.
-’Twas the only attitude to ensure respect,
-from Royalty downwards. To tell the truth, Kitty
-was getting a bit sick of Royalty, and would not have
-cared had she followed my Lady Flo’s example, but not
-upon this crisis. She knew how to take the Queen by
-this time, not being a born fool, and, indeed, had emerged
-more triumphantly than ever from a situation which
-might have lost her her place at Court.</p>
-
-<p>“I thought of you, ma’am,” she had said, turning up<span class="pagenum" id="Page_314">[314]</span>
-her eyes, “how you would have wished me to act, you
-that sets virtue before everything.”</p>
-
-<p>If the Queen had gathered a lower opinion of Pamela
-Pounce’s moral stamina from the interview than was
-justified by facts, she had gained a vastly higher one of
-my Lady Kilcroney’s. So the incident was closed to
-Kitty’s advantage.</p>
-
-<p>And now Pamela was wed, and my Lady Kilcroney
-had made quite a droll, pretty feast of it.</p>
-
-<p>Farmer Pounce, in blue cloth and brass buttons, Mrs.
-Pounce, in a lovely new bonnet trimmed for the occasion
-by her daughter, followed by a rosy progeny, had been
-really such honest, simple dears that Kitty quite loved
-them; and Pamela (sensible, excellent creature that she
-was, who had chosen to be married in a snowy muslin
-and a white chip), had looked so sweet and wholesome
-and happy, and withal remained so respectfully in her
-place, was so pleasantly unassuming, that my Lady very
-genuinely considered old Bellairs’s nephew to be more
-lucky than he deserved.</p>
-
-<p>She had convened her special circle to witness the
-ceremony, which was performed in her own drawing-room
-at Hertford Street; not omitting Mistress Lafone,
-for Kitty would not put it into the minx’s power to say
-that she was afraid of her tongue.</p>
-
-<p>There was a brisk passage between these two ladies,
-out of which Kitty, she flattered herself, emerged victorious.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure,” had said Molly, with her most
-tart-sweet air, “how monstrous strange it will be to
-be ordering hats from your own niece, my Lady Kilcroney!”</p>
-
-<p>And my Lady had responded: she trusted to Heaven
-that Pamela would be more particular than ever, now,
-whom she served.</p>
-
-<p>Madame Mirabel had had the good sense to excuse herself
-on the ground of age and infirmity; a piece of tact
-which, coupled with the handsome present she bestowed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_315">[315]</span>
-on her esteemed partner, was as clever a stroke of business
-as the astute old lady had ever contrived.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Clara Smithson and Miss Polly Popple, on the
-other hand, who were, as the whole of the Bond Street
-establishment knew, that devoted to their dear, darling
-Miss Pounce that they were as glad of her happiness in
-the depths of their feeling hearts as if it had been their
-own, could not, of course, be omitted from the list of
-guests; and indeed, it may be said that Lydia’s only
-consolation on a day, which was otherwise unmitigatedly
-displeasing to her, was the opportunity which the presence
-of these females gave her of discharging her bosom
-of some of its accumulated gall.</p>
-
-<p>When all her company had departed, my Lady owned
-that she was tired, and Lydia was very plainly given to
-understand that she must not presume upon a relationship,
-which was, to say the least of it, ridiculous.</p>
-
-<p>Lydia had made herself far finer than the bride, and
-Kitty thought it prodigious bad taste in her to be so
-ruffled and flounced and panniered.</p>
-
-<p>“And the shade of lavender you’ve chosen, Lydia,
-positive sets my teeth on edge, and I should have thought
-you’d have known better than to rouge yourself up, till
-anyone would take my own woman for an actress, and
-a low one at that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, then, I’m sure, your Ladyship,” retorted
-Lydia with spirit, “not having any acquaintance with
-such females, save your Ladyship’s own dear friend, my
-Lady Mandeville (who would have looked better for a bit
-of colour to-day), it wouldn’t become me to set myself
-up against your Ladyship’s opinion in the matter; but
-considering the practice I’ve had on your Ladyship it’s
-to be hoped I’d know how to put on the rouge, if I don’t
-show it off as well as your Ladyship, not being so full in
-the face. And I’m sorry your Ladyship ain’t satisfied
-with the hue of my gown, it being one of her own presents
-to me, Christmas five years that was. And indeed,”
-went on Lydia, “I never could abide it myself, but since<span class="pagenum" id="Page_316">[316]</span>
-it was when your Ladyship went sudden out of mourning
-for old Mr. Bellairs, and she didn’t know what to do with
-the eight yards of taffety, I couldn’t be so disobliging as
-not to make the best of them. And indeed, considering
-the occasion to-day I thought they fitted in uncommon
-apt.”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure!” cried Kitty, sinking into a chair.
-“What a tongue you have! ’Tis to be hoped it isn’t a
-family failing or else my poor dear Bellairs’s nephew, the
-last of his name, will have a sad time of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, to be sure!” echoed Lydia, with frightful
-acrimony, “I could find it in my heart to pity that pore
-young gentleman myself. No one can ever say I wanted
-that there owdacious marriage.” (Which was certainly
-true. Lydia would infinitely have preferred to see her
-niece bloom unplucked on her maiden stem.) “Of all
-the unpleasant situations, I says, him to have a wife a
-milliner as is born to another class, and spend his days
-torn, so to speak, between the high and the low. He’ll
-never make a fine lady of Pamela, what’s a work-woman
-in the bone, and he can’t,” pursued Lydia, moved
-by her own eloquence almost to tears, “strip his own
-gentility off of himself like a coat and sit as it were in his
-shirt-sleeves, common, for the rest of his life.”</p>
-
-<p>Seeing angry retort leaping in her mistress’s eye,
-Lydia proceeded in a great hurry, to get out the next
-most disagreeable remark she could think of: “And as
-to him being the last of his name, your Ladyship can’t go
-counting on that. Mrs. Jocelyn Bellairs,” Lydia tittered,
-“will have a long family like her mother before her, and
-before we know where we are we’ll have little Bellairses
-a-running about all over the place like spiders——”</p>
-
-<p>She broke off. Intimately acquainted with her mistress
-as she was, there were sides to her character which
-Miss Lydia Pounce had as yet failed to grasp. She had
-thought to pay out my Lady for her odious unkindness,
-but her shaft had singularly missed the mark. All the
-ill-humour vanished from Kitty Kilcroney’s charming<span class="pagenum" id="Page_317">[317]</span>
-countenance. She clasped her hands with a genuine cry
-of delight.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Lydia, I’ll be godmother to the first girl, I will
-indeed! It ought to be a charming creature, they so
-handsome and so happy! I’ll be godmother, and ’twill
-be a vast of pleasure to me, child, to think there’ll be
-another Kitty Bellairs!”</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The End</span></p>
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