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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 69410 ***
-
-CHRISTINA ALBERTA’S FATHER
-
-
-
-
-Mr. Wells has also written the following novels:
-
-
- THE WHEELS OF CHANCE.
- LOVE AND MR. LEWISHAM.
- KIPPS.
- TONO-BUNGAY.
- ANN VERONICA.
- MR. POLLY.
- THE NEW MACHIAVELLI.
- MARRIAGE.
- THE PASSIONATE FRIENDS.
- THE WIFE OF SIR ISAAC HARMAN.
- BEALBY.
- THE RESEARCH MAGNIFICENT.
- MR. BRITLING SEES IT THROUGH.
- THE SOUL OF A BISHOP.
- JOAN AND PETER.
- THE UNDYING FIRE.
- THE SECRET PLACES OF THE HEART.
-
-The following Fantastic and Imaginative Romances:
-
- THE TIME MACHINE.
- THE WONDERFUL VISIT.
- THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU.
- THE INVISIBLE MAN.
- THE WAR OF THE WORLDS.
- THE SLEEPER AWAKES.
- THE FIRST MEN IN THE MOON.
- THE SEA LADY.
- THE FOOD OF THE GODS.
- IN THE DAYS OF THE COMET.
- THE WAR IN THE AIR.
- THE WORLD SET FREE.
- MEN LIKE GODS.
- THE DREAM.
-
-Numerous Short Stories collected under the following Titles:
-
- THE STOLEN BACILLUS.
- THE PLATTNER STORY.
- TALES OF SPACE AND TIME.
- TWELVE STORIES AND A DREAM.
-
-The same Short Stories will also be found in three volumes:
-
- TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED.
- TALES OF WONDER.
- TALES OF LIFE AND ADVENTURE.
-
-A Series of Books on Social, Religious, and Political Questions:
-
- ANTICIPATIONS (1900).
- A MODERN UTOPIA.
- THE FUTURE IN AMERICA.
- NEW WORLDS FOR OLD.
- FIRST AND LAST THINGS.
- GOD THE INVISIBLE KING.
- THE OUTLINE OF HISTORY.
- RUSSIA IN THE SHADOWS.
- THE SALVAGING OF CIVILIZATION.
- WASHINGTON AND THE RIDDLE OF PEACE.
- A SHORT HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
- THE STORY OF A GREAT SCHOOLMASTER.
- A YEAR OF PROPHESYING.
-
-And Two Little Books about Children’s Play, called:
-
- FLOOR GAMES AND LITTLE WARS.
-
-
-_A uniform Atlantic Edition of Mr. Wells’ works is in course of
-publication._
-
-
-
-
- CHRISTINA ALBERTA’S
- FATHER
-
- BY
- H. G. WELLS
-
- New York
- THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
- 1925
- _All rights reserved_
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1925,
- BY H. G. WELLS.
-
- Set up and electrotyped.
- Published September, 1925.
- Reprinted September 22, 1925.
- Reprinted November, 1925.
-
-
- PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BY
- THE CORNWALL PRESS
-
-
-
-
-_CONTENTS_
-
-
- BOOK THE FIRST
-
- _The Coming of Sargon, King of Kings_
-
- PAGE
-
- CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
- THE EARLY LIFE OF MR. PREEMBY 11
-
-
- CHAPTER THE SECOND
-
- CHRISTINA ALBERTA 28
-
-
- CHAPTER THE THIRD
-
- IN LONSDALE MEWS 50
-
-
- CHAPTER THE FOURTH
-
- THE PETUNIA BOARDING HOUSE 85
-
-
- CHAPTER THE FIFTH
-
- THE SCALES FALL FROM MR. PREEMBY’S EYES 114
-
-
- CHAPTER THE SIXTH
-
- CHRISTINA ALBERTA CONSULTS A WISE MAN 132
-
-
- BOOK THE SECOND
-
- _The World Rejects Sargon, King of Kings_
-
-
- CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
- INCOGNITO 163
-
-
- CHAPTER THE SECOND
-
- THE CALLING OF THE DISCIPLES 195
-
-
- CHAPTER THE THIRD
-
- THE JOURNEY OF SARGON UNDERNEATH THE WORLD 218
-
-
- BOOK THE THIRD
-
- _The Resurrection of Sargon, King of Kings_
-
-
- CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
- CHRISTINA ALBERTA IN SEARCH OF A FATHER 245
-
-
- CHAPTER THE SECOND
-
- HOW BOBBY STOLE A LUNATIC 300
-
-
- CHAPTER THE THIRD
-
- THE LAST PHASE 343
-
-
- CHAPTER THE FOURTH
-
- MAY AT UDIMORE 369
-
-
-
-
-
-CHRISTINA ALBERTA’S FATHER
-
-
-
-
- _BOOK THE FIRST_
-
- THE COMING OF SARGON, KING
- OF KINGS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
-_The Early Life of Mr. Preemby_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-This is the story of a certain Mr. Preemby, a retired laundryman
-and widower, who abandoned his active interest in the Limpid Stream
-Laundry, in the parish of Saint Simon Unawares, near Woodford
-Wells, upon the death of his wife in the year of grace 1920. Some
-very remarkable experiences came to him. The story is essentially a
-contemporary story: it is a story of London in the age of Sir Arthur
-Conan Doyle, broadcasting, and the first Labour peers. The historical
-element in it is insignificant and partly erroneous, and the future,
-though implicitly present, is substantially ignored.
-
-Since washing in London, like the milk trade and baking and the linen
-drapery and various other branches of commerce, is something rather
-specialized and hereditary and a little difficult towards outsiders,
-it is necessary to explain that Mr. Preemby was not a laundryman born.
-He had little of the spirit and go of a true London laundryman. He
-married into laundrying. He met a Miss Hossett at Sheringham in 1899,
-an heiress and a young lady of great decision of character; he wooed
-and won her and married her, as you will be told, almost without
-realizing what he was doing. The Hossetts are big people in the laundry
-world, and the Limpid Stream concern, which presently fell into the
-capable hands of Mrs. Preemby, was only one of a series of related
-and sympathetic businesses in the north, north-east and south-west
-districts of London.
-
-Mr. Preemby, as Miss Hossett’s family came to recognize quite frankly
-and explicitly at a very early stage, derived from a less practical
-strain than his wife. His father had been an artist of considerable
-charm and unpunctuality, a photographic artist, who resided at
-Sheringham and made what were called in the eighteen-eighties,
-“gem” photographs of the summer visitors to that place. In the
-eighteen-eighties he was a well-known Sheringham figure, dark and
-handsome and sometimes a little unkempt, wearing a brown velvet jacket
-and a large grey soft felt hat. He would fall into conversation with
-the visitors upon the beach, and a certain air of distinction about
-him would bring a sufficient proportion to his studio to maintain him.
-His wife, our Mr. Preemby’s mother, was a patient, underdeveloped
-personality, the daughter of a farmer near Diss. When presently Mr.
-Preemby senior passed out of his son’s life--he became romantically
-entangled with a small variety entertainment in the summer of 1887 and
-vanished away with it in the autumn with as little fuss as possible,
-never to return to Sheringham--Mrs. Preemby senior became the working
-partner in a small lodging-house and died in a year or so’s time,
-leaving her furniture, her interest in the lodging-house and her only
-son to her cousin and partner, Mrs. Witcherly.
-
-Young Albert Edward Preemby was then a good-looking, slender youth of
-sixteen, with his father’s curliness and his mother’s fair hair and
-eyes of horizon blue, dreamy and indisposed for regular employment.
-Even as a child he had been given to reverie; at school he would
-sit with sums or book neglected before him, looking beyond them at
-unknown things; his early experiences in business were disappointing
-by reason of this abstraction. After a number of unsuccessful attempts
-to exploit his gifts at some favourable point in the complex machinery
-of our civilization, he came to rest for several years in the office
-of a house-agent and coal-merchant in Norwich to whom his mother was
-distantly related.
-
-Some ancient, remembered, sentimental tie helped Albert Edward to this
-appointment and shielded any imperfections in his performance from too
-urgent a criticism. He did much better at it than anyone could have
-expected. The calling of a house-agent differs from most other callings
-in the fact that the necessary driving energy is supplied entirely
-by the clientele, and there was something about the letting of the
-larger houses that touched the dormant imagination of young Preemby.
-He revealed a natural gift for attractive description and was duly
-entrusted with the work of collecting particulars from prospective
-lessors. He had a quite useful hopefulness. And even the coal proved
-unexpectedly interesting so soon as he found that none of it had to be
-carried about by him. He could never believe that all the golden scales
-one finds in it were pyrites. He cherished a secret dream of a great
-commercial enterprise to work cinder heaps for residual gold. He told
-no one of this project, he took no steps to realize it, but it warmed
-his daily routines with its promise of release and wealth. And when
-things were slack in the office in the early afternoon and he was left
-in charge, he would go and sit on the coal counter and pick out the
-coal samples for the little trays and turn them over and over and view
-them from various angles and weigh them in his hand and lapse into the
-most splendid visions.
-
-And if inquirers after houses came in, he would receive them with a
-manner almost regal.
-
-In Norwich he became a member of the Y.M.C.A., but he was interested
-in its literary rather than its religious side, and he attended any
-political debates available. He never spoke in these debates, but he
-sat at the back reflecting that politicians are, after all, no more
-than puppets in the hands of the silent rich men who sit behind the
-scenes. It was in Norwich, too, that he was able to buy his first
-tailor-made suit, of a most becoming grey. When he went to stay with
-Mrs. Witcherly at Sheringham for his summer holiday of a fortnight, she
-was delighted by the improvement in his appearance and much impressed
-by the active hopefulness that had replaced his former lethargy. Upon
-the sea front in the afternoon in his grey suit, to anyone who did not
-know about him, he might have been almost any sort of prosperous summer
-visitor.
-
-It seems a yesterday, and yet it seems ages ago, that our plump and
-short Mr. Preemby was that small blonde young man twirling his stick
-and glancing furtively but desirously at the lady bathers in their vast
-petticoated bathing-dresses and oilskin caps, as he strolled along
-the Sheringham front. That was in the days when motor cars were still
-rather a joke, a smell, and a noise and wayside repairs, and flying was
-understood to be impossible. Queen Victoria had had her Diamond Jubilee
-and nobody thought Albert Edward, Prince of Wales, would ever survive
-to be King. The War in South Africa was being arranged for that summer,
-to last six months and employ forty thousand men. And it was on the
-third day of his grey suit holiday at Sheringham that Mr. Preemby was
-run into by his future wife, Miss Hossett, riding on a bicycle, and
-thrown against and almost run over by her friend Miss Meeta Pinkey.
-
-Because, incredible as it may seem to the modern reader, people did
-succeed in those distant nineties, before the coming of the more
-suitable automobile, in knocking down and running over other people
-with the sluggish apparatus, bicycles, horse-drawn vehicles and so
-forth, then available.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-Miss Meeta Pinkey was an emotional blonde girl, and she fell off her
-machine gracefully and naturally into Mr. Preemby’s arms as he was
-hurled against her. It would seem to have been the original intention
-of Destiny to have made this the beginning of a permanent relationship,
-but in this matter Destiny had reckoned without Miss Hossett. Miss
-Meeta Pinkey was as ripe for love just then as dry gunpowder is for
-a bang, and she was already deeply in love with Mr. Preemby before
-she had been replaced securely on her feet. She stood flushed and
-round-eyed and breathless, and Mr. Preemby looked quite manly and
-handsome after picking up her bicycle with an air of rescue.
-
-Miss Hossett, after butting against Mr. Preemby, had swerved,
-dismounted and stood now prepared for a dispute. The collision
-had further loosened the already loose handlebar of the entirely
-untrustworthy hired machine she had been riding. It was this looseness
-had caused the accident. Her attention seemed divided equally between
-this and the possible grievance of Mr. Preemby. “I rang my bell,” she
-said.
-
-She was flushed and erect. She was a round-faced girl with a long, thin
-neck, a good bright complexion, glasses on her thin nose and a resolute
-thin-lipped mouth.
-
-“I did all I could to avoid you,” she said.
-
-“Awkward of me,” said Mr. Preemby disarmingly. “I was lost in a
-day-dream.”
-
-“You aren’t hurt--?” asked Meeta.
-
-“Startled,” said Mr. Preemby, “especially where the wheel got me. This
-place is full of corners.”
-
-“I’d’ve been over,” said Meeta, “if you hadn’t caught me.”
-
-Miss Hossett was reassured about any possible conflict with Mr.
-Preemby. Evidently he was going to be quite nice about the accident.
-“This handlebar was as loose as could be,” she said. “Look at it! You
-can twist it about like on a swivel. They ought to be punished for
-letting out such machines. Some of these days one of ’em’ll get let in
-for Damages. Then they’ll be a bit more careful. Scandalous I call it.”
-
-“You can’t ride it at all now,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“No,” she agreed. “Have to take it back to them.”
-
-It seemed only right and proper for Mr. Preemby to wheel the machine
-for her back through the town to the hiring place, where Miss Hossett
-reproved the hirer, refused to pay anything, and secured the return
-of her deposit in a few well-chosen words. Miss Pinkey paid the hire
-of her bicycle for a First Hour. It seemed natural after that for
-the little party of three to keep together. They kept together with
-a faint sense of adventure, and Mr. Preemby behaved as nothing less
-than a normal lodger at Miss Witcherly’s establishment and summer
-visitor to the seaside. His new-found friends were Londoners, and he
-referred himself to Norwich and the management of house property. He
-was quite amusing about Sheringham. He said it was “a dear little
-backward-forward place,” that it was a real treat to come to for a
-breath of sea air.
-
-“I don’t like regular smart places,” said Mr. Preemby. “I’m too
-absent-minded.”
-
-
-§ 3
-
-In after years Mr. Preemby would often try to recall the various stages
-that led to his marrying Miss Hossett, but there was always a vague
-sense that he missed out something, though he knew not what it was nor
-where it ought to have come in.
-
-At first things did not look in the least like his marrying Miss
-Hossett. Indeed they did not look like his marrying anyone, and if
-the word marriage had been whispered in his ears as the possible
-consequence of this encounter he would have been terrified. He
-perceived that he was acceptable company to these girls, but it seemed
-to him that it was Meeta who formed the link between them and himself.
-A fourth person presently joined their company who answered to the
-name of Wilfred, and it seemed to Mr. Preemby that the air of mutual
-proprietorship between Wilfred and Miss Hossett was unchallengeable.
-
-The young people wandered in a little party along the sea front until
-the sea front came to an end, and there they found a sheltered and
-comparatively secluded niche in the brow of the low cliffs and gave
-themselves up to the delights of Spooning; and it was Meeta who Spooned
-with Mr. Preemby that afternoon and Wilfred who Spooned with Miss
-Hossett. Across the gulf of a quarter of a century the memory of Mr.
-Preemby was still certain that this was so.
-
-The fashions of life change from age to age. Knowledge has spread
-and refinement increased; and a generation of young people, more
-restrained, more sophisticated, or more decisive than their
-predecessors has taken possession of the world. This Spooning was an
-artless, clumsy dalliance in great favour in those vanished days, a
-dalliance that was kept within the bounds of strict decorum--if ever
-that became necessary--by cries of “Starp it” or “Starpit, I tell you,”
-on the part of the lady. They embraced, they kissed, and put their
-silly young heads together and so whiled away the long waiting-time
-before love had its way with them. The summer resorts of England were
-littered with young people indulging in these poor, silly, undignified
-anticipations of love. Mr. Preemby, it became manifest, was a natural
-born Spooner.
-
-“It’s lovely,” said Miss Meeta, “the way you squeeze me.”
-
-Mr. Preemby squeezed some more and ventured to kiss a hot ear.
-
-“Go On with you!” said Miss Meeta, in a voice thick with delight. “That
-little moustache of yours--it _tickles_.”
-
-Flushed with encouragement and preoccupied with ideas for further
-enterprises, Mr. Preemby did not remark that the affairs of Miss
-Hossett and her Wilfred followed a more troubled and less satisfactory
-course. Wilfred was not a type that appealed to Mr. Preemby. In
-spite of the fact that he was much less neat in his dress than Mr.
-Preemby--he had grey flannel trousers, an old fancy vest, a tweed
-Norfolk jacket, and low brown shoes with light-coloured socks--he
-impressed Mr. Preemby as being consciously a social superior. He was
-young--the youngest of the party--and yet dominant. He had large red
-hands and big feet, much untidy hair, ill-regulated features that
-might later be handsome, and a hoarse guffaw. He viewed Mr. Preemby as
-though he knew all about him and thought the worse of him for it, but
-did not intend to make any positive trouble for the present about his
-existence. He was, Meeta whispered, a medical student at Cambridge, and
-his father was a Harley Street physician who had been knighted. He did
-not Spoon with any abandonment; he seemed weary of Spooning, he had
-perhaps been Spooning for some days, and his conversation with Miss
-Hossett went on in subdued contentious tones. He sat a little apart
-from her amidst the sand and coarse bluish grass, and her face was
-flushed. What they said was inaudible to our intertwined couple.
-
-“Chris and Wilfred don’t get on together as we do,” Meeta said in a low
-voice. “They’re sillies.”
-
-“He’s like all the men,” said Meeta, “’Sept one perhaps. Want
-everything they do and give nothing.
-
-“He won’t even say they’re engaged,” she said. “Dodged seeing her
-father.”
-
-There was a pause for reflection and then a renewal of endearments.
-
-“I’m gorne on you,” said Meeta. “I _am_ fair gorne on you. You’ve got
-the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen. China blue they are.”
-
-
-§ 4
-
-So detachedly it was that Mr. Preemby and his future wife passed their
-first afternoon together. He remembered it, as he remembered most
-actual things, indistinctly, in a setting of hot sand and sunshine,
-blue-grey grass and a line of poppies nodding against an intense blue
-sky. And then across these opening memories Chris Hossett seemed to
-leap at him with flushed cheeks and glowing eyes, magnified by her
-glasses.
-
-Two or three days intervened before that passionate pounce. Mr.
-Preemby, in his character of an incidental visitor to Sheringham, was
-under no obligation to produce a social background, but Miss Pinkey
-introduced him to two large, kindly aunts of a sedentary sort, as a
-young man related to Miss Hossett who had saved her from a nasty fall
-off a bicycle, and he and she both went to tea with Chris Hossett’s
-“people.” Old Mr. Hossett was a very ailing man, excessively fat and
-irritable; he had never been the same, whatever the same was, after his
-only son had died; and Mrs. Hossett, an energetic lean threat of what
-her daughter might become, had to wait on Mr. Hossett hand and foot.
-She had spectacles instead of Chris’s glasses, her eyes were careworn
-and her complexion was leaden and her neck lean. There were also a
-married cousin and his wife, a Mr. and Mrs. Widgery, who seemed to be
-under the impression that Mr. Preemby was a relation of Miss Pinkey’s.
-Mr. Widgery had a long pock-marked face and the dullest brown eyes
-Mr. Preemby had ever seen. There was nothing difficult to eat at tea
-and Mr. Preemby got on very well listening to an explanation of the
-precariousness of Mr. Hossett’s existence, due to heart trouble, from
-Mrs. Hossett and of just how unsatisfactory and distressing it was to
-come away and leave the laundry in the hands of a manager. Wilfred did
-not come to the tea. He had been asked but he did not come.
-
-The next day Mr. Preemby met Wilfred on the sea front watching the
-girls bathing from a bathing machine. Afterwards all four went for a
-walk in search of privacy, and it became evident that Miss Hossett
-declined to Spoon further with Wilfred. It was evident that there was
-profound trouble between Chris and Wilfred. They scarcely spoke as they
-returned towards the town; and before the sea front was reached Wilfred
-said “So long” quite suddenly, and turned away and vanished up a road
-running inland. Thereupon Wilfred passed out of Mr. Preemby’s world;
-Mr. Preemby never knew what became of him and never wanted to know;
-and the next day he became aware for the first time of Miss Hossett’s
-magnified eyes, regarding him with an interest and a challenge that
-made him feel almost uncomfortable.
-
-Miss Hossett became a serious obstacle to the Spooning of Meeta. The
-quartette was now reduced to a trio; and Mr. Preemby found himself
-the apex, so to speak, of a triangle, the eternal triangle in an
-exceptionally acute form. Whenever Meeta was on the one hand, Chris was
-on the other. She called him “Our Teddy”; she pressed upon him; she
-went so far as to stroke his hair. Meeta’s endearments faded to some
-extent in the presence of this competition, but she made no explicit
-objection.
-
-Deep in the nature of the human male is a fount of polygamous pride.
-Mr. Preemby in these novel circumstances was proud and disingenuous.
-He believed himself “carrying on” with two girls at once, and it
-seemed to him to be a very splendid situation. But indeed it was not
-so much a case of carrying on as of being carried off. In the American
-world of emotional imaginations there is an ideal called the Cave Man,
-much cherished by quiet, unaggressive women because its realization
-would involve so little trouble on their own part. The Cave Man is
-supposed to seize and grip and carry off and adore. In this simple
-love story of Mr. Preemby’s Miss Hossett played the Cave Man’s rôle,
-up to the carrying-off point at any rate. On the first occasion of
-their being alone together she drew him to her and kissed him on the
-mouth with a warmth and an intensity and thoroughness that astonished
-and overwhelmed Mr. Preemby. It was quite different from Meeta’s coy
-achievements, or anything he had ever met around Norwich. He had not
-known that there was such kissing.
-
-And in the warm summer twilight Mr. Preemby found himself being carried
-off to a lonely piece of beach to Spoon with Chris Hossett. The light
-of a rising full moon mingled with the afterglow; pebbles shone
-out like gems and stars. He carried himself bravely but he was all
-atremble. He knew that this time the enterprises would not come from
-him. And the Spooning of Chris Hossett was no more like the Spooning of
-Meeta than a furnace glow is like the light of the moon.
-
-“I love you,” said Chris as though that justified anything, and as they
-stumbled homeward at an hour that Mr. Preemby called “feefully late,”
-she said: “You’re going to marry me aren’t you? You’ve _got_ to marry
-me now. And then we can _really_ make love. ’Soften as we like.”
-
-“I can’t rightly say that I’m exactly in a position to keep a wife just
-at present,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“I don’t see that there’s any necessity for me to ask a man to keep
-me,” said Miss Hossett. “You’re a wonder, Teddy, anyhow, and I’m going
-to marry you. It’s got to be, and there you are.”
-
-“But _’ow_ can I marry you?” asked Mr. Preemby almost peevishly--for he
-was really very tired.
-
-“One would think to hear you that no one had ever married before,” said
-Chris Hossett. “And besides--after this--you _must_.”
-
-“Mind you I’ve got to go back to Norwich next Tuesday,” said Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-“You ought to have thought of that before,” she said.
-
-“But I’ll lose my situation.”
-
-“Naturally father will find you something better. We aren’t poor
-people, Teddy. There’s no need to be scared about it....”
-
-In such terms was Chris Hossett wooed and won by Mr. Preemby. He was
-scared, dreadfully scared, but also he was tremendously roused. It
-impressed him as being a wildly romantic affair and very terrifying and
-a little hard on Meeta Pinkey. But he was bustled along too fast to
-think very much about Meeta Pinkey. He was introduced over again to the
-Hossett parents next day as their daughter’s affianced husband, and in
-secret she gave him three golden sovereigns to buy her an engagement
-ring as a surprise. Mrs. Hossett behaved at first as though she
-approved of Mr. Preemby and disapproved of the marriage, and then after
-what was clearly a stormy scene upstairs with her daughter, she behaved
-as though she approved highly of the marriage and thought Mr. Preemby a
-very objectionable person. Mr. Hossett would not speak to Mr. Preemby
-directly, but he spoke of him to his wife and to imaginary auditors in
-Mr. Preemby’s presence as a “scoundrel” who had “got hold” of his girl.
-Yet he, too, seemed to regard the marriage as desirable, and no one
-made any reply to his _obiter dicta_.
-
-It was all very puzzling and exalting to Mr. Preemby. He did little
-except what he was told to do. He was carried over his marriage as
-a man might be carried over a weir. He left any explanation to Mrs.
-Witcherly of what was happening for some more favourable occasion. He
-went off on Tuesday with his little valise as though he was going back
-to Norwich. He wrote a simple letter of regret to the house-agent and
-coal-merchant. Private affairs, he said, of an urgent nature prevented
-his return to his duties. Mrs. and Miss Hossett went up to London with
-him. They all took rooms at a temperance hotel in Bloomsbury, and Mr.
-Preemby was married by special licence at St. Martin’s by Trafalgar
-Square.
-
-Then he went down to the Limpid Stream Laundry to live with his
-parents-in-law and master the duties of assistant manager, canvasser
-and publicity agent. Mr. Hossett never spoke to him and sometimes
-talked rather unpleasantly about him when he was in the room, making
-accusations that were better ignored, but Mrs. Hossett gradually became
-cordial again. And presently Mr. Hossett had a heart seizure and died,
-and in the course of a few months Mr. Preemby found himself a father.
-When he was first confronted with his daughter and, as it proved, his
-only child, he thought her an extremely ugly little red object. He had
-never seen a baby at so early a stage before. She had a lot of very
-fine moist dark hair which subsequently gave place to a later crop; she
-had large indeterminate features and remarkably large feet and hands.
-Mr. Preemby had an absurd impression that he had seen her somewhere
-before and hadn’t liked her. Then in a day or so she became a quite
-ordinary pink baby and wonder gave place to affection.
-
-She was christened Christina Alberta after her mother and Mr. Preemby.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-In time all these experiences mellowed in Mr. Preemby’s memory into a
-vague, glorious, romantic, adventurous past. He continued to be rather
-dreamy and distraught, but on the whole he made a dutiful, faithful
-husband, and he got on very well with his masterful and capable wife.
-
-She was, he had discovered on his marriage, three years his senior,
-and she continued to be in every respect his senior to the day of her
-death. But she treated him with proprietary affection; she chose all
-his clothes for him, she cultivated his manners and bearing and upheld
-him against all other people. She dressed him rather more like a golf
-champion than he would have done himself if he had had any say in the
-matter. She would not let him have a bicycle for many years, she was
-a little exacting about his ways of keeping the laundry accounts, she
-fixed his pocket-money at ten shillings a week, and she was disposed
-to restrict his opportunities for conversation with feminine members
-of the laundry staff. But he made no marked protest against these
-slight deviations from the customary obedience of a wife. A tendency
-to plumpness manifested itself, and he grew considerable quantities of
-blonde moustache without apparent effort.
-
-Their home was an agreeable one, the more so after Mrs. Hossett had
-followed her husband to his resting-place, under a marble crucifix
-with a dove and olive branch in relievo at the intersection of the
-arms, at Woodford Wells. Mr. Preemby became a great reader, reading
-not only romantic novels--he had a great distaste for “realism” in any
-form--but ancient history, astronomy, astrology and mystical works.
-He became deeply interested in the problem of the pyramids and in the
-probable history of the lost continent of Atlantis. Mental science
-also attracted him, and the possibility of increasing will-power
-very greatly. He would sometimes practise will-power before the
-looking-glass in his bedroom when Mrs. Preemby was not about. At
-nights he would sometimes will himself to sleep instead of going to
-sleep in the usual fashion. He gave a considerable amount of attention
-to prophecy and eschatology. He developed views of his own about the
-Day of Judgment that might have led to a breach with the Established
-Church if Mrs. Preemby had not thought that such a breach would react
-unfavourably upon the Laundry. As time went on he accumulated a library
-of upwards of a thousand volumes and a very considerable vocabulary.
-
-His wife viewed these intellectual preoccupations with friendly
-sympathy, at times even with pride, but she took little part in them
-herself. The Laundry was good enough for her. She loved the Laundry
-more and more; loved its piled clean and starched shirts and collars
-and its folded and stacked sheets, loved the creak of its machinery and
-the suddy bustle of the washing room. She loved to have it all going
-on, orderly and right; to feel everything going through the tubs and
-washers and wringers, sure and safe; nothing astray, nothing missing
-at the end. When she walked about the place voices were hushed and
-scrubbing became respectfully assiduous. And she liked making things
-pay.
-
-On Sunday afternoons and on days when the laundry had no need of his
-services, Mr. Preemby took long walks. In fine weather he would walk
-into Epping Forest or to Ongar or even into the rustic peace of the
-Roothings, but in dull weather he would go Londonward. After a while
-the trams were extended as far as the present terminus at Woodford and
-it became possible to ride very pleasantly right into the heart of
-London by way of Seven Sisters Road and Camden Town or, with a little
-bit of extra walking, by the Lea Bridge Road and the Angel and Holborn.
-
-The greatness and multitudinous activities of London stirred slumbering
-strands of Mr. Preemby’s imagination. He would go in and lunch at an
-Aërated Bread Shop on a scone and butter, with a cup of cocoa and
-perhaps a jam-puff, and he would spend hours looking into shop windows
-and sometimes even making small purchases. He loved Charing Cross Road
-with its book-shops, Tottenham Court Road, Holborn, Clerkenwell, and
-the Whitechapel Road, but Piccadilly and Bond Street and Regent Street
-seemed costly and lacking in true intellectual interest, and he felt
-his baggy tweed knickerbockers and cap a little out of tune in these
-smart places. Sometimes he would go to the British Museum and look
-very hard at objects connected with the pyramids. Great public events
-always drew him to London. If there was a great murder or a great fire
-or a Royal Wedding or a Royal Funeral, Mr. Preemby would be sure to be
-looking at it where the crowd was thickest, often with a neat packet
-of provisions, a sandwich, an orange, or so forth, that Mrs. Preemby
-had provided. But he never saw illuminations and fireworks because Mrs.
-Preemby liked to have him at home when the day’s work was over. He
-enjoyed the Great War of 1914-18 gravely and profoundly. Once he passed
-a man who he thought afterwards was almost certainly a German spy. The
-thought thrilled him for days. He had given him a good look anyhow. He
-attended air raids in plenty, and he saw the Potters Bar Zeppelin shot
-down. He was a good four years too old for compulsory military service
-when the time came, and Mrs. Preemby would not let him be a special
-constable because she thought he might catch cold.
-
-Mr. Preemby’s work in the counting house was not very onerous, but
-he also gave thought and attention to the extension of the business
-outside. He invented several attractive circulars. His experience
-as a house-agent had trained him to note the existence of large
-comfortable-looking houses that might otherwise have escaped his
-observation and to ascertain whether they were occupied; he would then
-find out whether the Limpid Stream Laundry got the washing from such
-establishments, and if not he would send a circular and even follow
-it up with a personal letter. He was vaguely observant about the
-premises. He would go sometimes and look for quite a long time at the
-furnaces or the delivery vans or any new piece of machinery like the
-new calendering machine until he got used to it. But if he stood about
-where there were girls working, Mrs. Preemby would make some excuse to
-get him back into the office because, as she explained, she thought
-a man standing about affected the girls’ work unfavourably. He took
-in and sometimes read the _British Laundryman_ and the _Dyers’ and
-Cleaners’ Gazette_.
-
-Occasionally he had happy ideas. It was his idea to paint the delivery
-vans bright blue and decorate them with a swastika, and to paint
-exactly the same colour and design on the front of the laundry and
-put it on the bills. But when he wanted to put the van drivers into
-swastika caps and blue the clothes baskets, Mrs. Preemby said she
-thought the thing had gone far enough. It was also Mr. Preemby who
-suggested Ford cars instead of horse vans as early as 1913. This change
-was made in 1915.
-
-And at home with her peaceful interested father and her busy,
-occasionally, rather astringent, mother, Christina Alberta grew to
-girlhood and womanhood.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE SECOND
-
-_Christina Alberta_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-This story, it was clearly explained in the first paragraph of the
-first section of the first chapter, is a story about Mr. Preemby in the
-later years, the widower years, of his life. That statement has all the
-value of an ordinary commercial guarantee, and on no account shall we
-ever wander far from Mr. Preemby. But the life of his daughter was so
-closely interwoven with his own during that time that it is necessary
-to tell many things about her distinctly and explicitly before we get
-our real story properly begun. And even after it has begun, and while
-it goes on, and right up to the end, Christina Alberta will continue to
-intrude.
-
-Intrusion was in her nature. She was never what is called an engaging
-child. But she always had a great liking for her Daddy and he had the
-greatest affection and respect for her.
-
-She had little or no tact, and there was always something remote
-and detached, something of the fairy changeling about her. Even her
-personal appearance was tactless. She had a prominent nose which tended
-to grow larger, whereas Mrs. Preemby’s nose was small and bright and
-pinched between her glasses, and her father’s delicately chiselled and
-like some brave little boat shooting a great cascade of moustache; she
-was dark and both her parents were fair. As she grew up the magic
-forces of adolescence assembled her features into a handsome effect,
-but she was never really pretty. Her eyes were brown and bright and
-hard. She had her mother’s thin-lipped, resolute mouth and modestly
-determined chin. And she had her mother’s clear firm skin and bright
-colour. She was a humming, shouting, throwing, punching child with a
-tendency not to hear admonitions and an almost instinctive dexterity
-in avoiding sudden slaps. She flitted about. She might be up the
-drying-ground or she might be under your bed. The only thing to do was
-to down and look.
-
-She danced. Neither Mr. Preemby nor Mrs. Preemby danced, and this
-continual jiggeting about perplexed and worried them. A piano or a
-distant band would set her dancing or she would dance to her own
-humming; she danced to hymn-tunes and on a Sunday. There was a standing
-offer from Mr. Preemby of sixpence if ever she sat quiet for five
-minutes, but it was never taken up.
-
-At her first school, a mixed day-school in Buckhurst Hill, she was
-first of all extremely unpopular and then extremely popular and then
-she was expelled. Afterwards she did fairly well at the Taverners’
-Girls’ School at Woodford, where she was recognized from the first as
-a humorist. There was always a difficulty in calling her any other
-name than Christina Alberta. People tried all sorts of names but none
-of them stuck but “Christina Alberta.” “Babs” and “Baby” and “Bertie”
-and “Buss” she was called at home and “Ally” and “Tina,” and at school
-they tried “Nosey” and “Suds” and “Feet” and “Preemy” and “Prim.” Also
-“Golliwog” because of her hair at hockey. These all came off again, and
-left the original name exposed.
-
-She was quick at her lessons and particularly at history, geography and
-drawing, but disrespectful to her teachers; at school hockey she played
-forward right with marked success. She could run like the wind, and she
-never seemed blown. Her pinch was simply frightful. She could make
-sudden grimaces with her nose that gave the weaker sort hysterics. She
-was particularly disposed to do this at school prayers.
-
-Between her mother and herself there was a streak of animosity. It
-was not a very broad streak, but it was there. Her mother seemed to
-cherish some incommunicable grievance against her. It didn’t prevent
-Mrs. Preemby from doing her duty by the child, but it restrained any
-real warmth of affection between them. From an early age it was Daddy
-got the kisses and got climbed over and pulled about. He returned this
-affection. He called her “my own little girl” and would even say at
-times that she was a Wonder. He took her for walks with him and told
-her many secret things that were in his mind, about the Lost Atlantis
-and the Lamas of Tibet and the fundamentals of Astrology preserved
-indecipherably in the proportions of the pyramids. He’d often wished,
-he said, to have a good look at the pyramids. Sometimes one man saw
-things that others didn’t. She would listen intently, although not
-always in quite the right spirit.
-
-He would tell her of the virtue and science of Atlantis. “They walked
-about in long white robes,” he said. “More like Bible Characters than
-human beings.”
-
-“Good for the laundries, Daddy,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“All we know of astrology is just fragments of what they knew. They
-knew the past and future.”
-
-“Pity they were all drowned,” she remarked without apparent irony.
-
-“Maybe they weren’t all drowned,” he said darkly.
-
-“You don’t mean there’s Atlantics about nowadays.”
-
-“Some may have escaped. Descendants may be nearer than you suppose. Why
-you and me, Christina, we may have Atlantic blood!”
-
-His manner conveyed his conviction.
-
-“It doesn’t seem to help much,” she said.
-
-“Helps more than you think. Hidden gifts. Insight. Things like that.
-_We_ aren’t common persons, Christina Alberta.”
-
-For some moments the two of them pursued independent reveries.
-
-“Still we don’t _know_ we’re Atlantics,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-After she had fought her way to the sixth form in the Taverners’
-School the educational outlook of Christina Alberta was troubled by
-dissensions both within the school and without. The staff was divided
-about her, her discipline was bad, her class-work rank or vile, but
-she passed examinations, and particularly external examinations by
-independent examiners, with conspicuous success. There was a general
-desire to get her out of the school; but whether that was to be done by
-a university scholarship or a simple request to her parents to take her
-away, was a question under dispute. The games-mistress was inclined to
-regard murder as a third possible course because of the girl’s utter
-disregard for style in games, her unsportsmanlike trick of winning
-them in irregular and unexpected ways, and her tendency to make drill
-and gymnastics an occasion for a low facetiousness far more suitable
-for the ordinary class-room. The English and Literature mistress
-concurred--although Christina Alberta would spend hours over her essays
-working in sentences and paragraphs from Pater and Ruskin and Hazlitt
-so that they might pass as her own original constructions. It was not
-Christina Alberta’s fault if ever and again these threads of literary
-gold were marked in red ink, “Clumsy” or “Might be better expressed”
-or “Too flowery.” Only the head-mistress had a really good word for
-Christina Alberta. But then the head-mistress, as became her position,
-made a specialty of understanding difficult cases.
-
-And Christina Alberta was always quietly respectful to the
-head-mistress, and could produce a better side to her nature with the
-most disconcerting alacrity whenever the head-mistress was called in.
-
-Christina Alberta, as soon as the issue became clear to her, decided
-for the scholarship. She reformed almost obtrusively, she became
-tidy, she ceased to be humorous, she lost sets of tennis to the
-games-mistress like a little sports-woman, and she stopped arguing
-and became the sedulous ape of Stevenson for the estranged English
-mistress. But it was up-hill work even in the school. There was a
-little too much elegant surrender in her reformed tennis and a little
-too much parody about her English in velveteen. The possibility that
-she would ever join that happy class of girls who go in from the
-suburbs to classes in London and lead the higher life beyond parental
-inspection and sometimes until quite late in the evening in studios,
-laboratories and college lecture-rooms, seemed a very insecure one,
-even without reckoning with the quiet but determined opposition of her
-mother.
-
-For Mrs. Preemby was not the woman to like a daughter educated above
-her parentage and station. She came to lament her weakness in not
-bringing Christina Alberta into the laundry as she herself had been
-brought in at the age of fourteen. Then she would have learnt the
-business from the ground up, and have qualified herself to help and at
-last succeed her mother, even as Mrs. Preemby had helped and succeeded
-Mrs. Hossett. But the school with its tennis and music and French and
-so forth had turned the girl against this clean and cleansing life. She
-was rising seventeen now, and the sooner she abandoned these things
-which lead straight to school-teaching, spinsterhood, Italian holidays,
-“art” clothes and stuck-up incapacity, the better for her and every one.
-
-She made a campaign against Christina Alberta’s habit of sitting
-about in unladylike attitudes and reading; and when Mr. Preemby took
-the unusual and daring course of saying that it was a bit hard on
-the girl, and that he didn’t see any harm in a book or so now and
-then, Mrs. Preemby took him up to Christina Alberta’s own little room
-to see what came of it, and more particularly to see the sort of
-pictures she’d stuck up there. Even when he was confronted with a large
-photographic reproduction of Michael Angelo’s creation of Adam as the
-master had painted that event on the roof of the Sistine Chapel in
-Rome, he still made a feeble show of resistance, and said that it was
-“Art.”
-
-“You’d stand anything she did, I believe,” said Mrs. Preemby. “Look at
-it. Art! Look at these books! Darwin’s _Origin of Species_! That’s a
-nice book for a girl to be prying into.”
-
-“Very likely she doesn’t see the harm of it,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“_Her!_” said Mrs. Preemby compactly. “And look at this!”
-
-“This” was Howe’s _Atlas of Biology_. She opened it to display its
-large pages crowded with pictures of the detailed dissection of a frog.
-
-“Reely, my dear!” said Mr. Preemby. “It’s one of her schoolbooks.
-There reely isn’t nothing what I should call _improper_ in that. It’s
-Science. And, after all, it’s only a frog.”
-
-“Pretty things they teach at school nowadays. What with your Art and
-your Science. Doesn’t leave much to the imagination. Why, when I was a
-girl if I’d asked Ma what was inside _any_ animal, she’d have slapped
-me and slapped me hard. And rightly. There’s things rightly hid from
-us--and hid they ought to be. God shows us as much as is good for us.
-More. No need to _open_ animals. And here--here’s a book _in French_!”
-
-“H’m,” said Mr. Preemby, yielding a little. He took up the lemon-yellow
-volume and turned it over in his hand.
-
-“All this reading!” said Mrs. Preemby and indicated three shelves of
-books.
-
-Mr. Preemby assembled his courage. “You mustn’t expect me to go against
-reading, Chris,” he said. “It’s a pleasure and a light. There’s things
-in books.... Reely, Chris, I believe you’d be happier if you read a
-bit. Christina Alberta is a born reader, whether you like it or not.
-She gets it from me, I suppose.”
-
-Mrs. Preemby started and regarded his flushed opposition; the anger
-in her eyes was magnified through her glasses. “It’s wonderful,” she
-said after a little pause; “it’s truly wonderful how Christina Alberta
-manages to get everything she wants.”
-
-
-§ 3
-
-Miss Maltby-Neverson, the head-mistress of the Taverners’ School,
-called upon Mrs. Preemby and shook her resolution a good deal. She was
-obviously a lady, and the school washing ran in term-time to twenty
-pounds a week. She was taken to see the scandalous picture and she
-said: “Very beautiful, I’m sure. One of the really Great Paintings in
-the world. Pro-foundly religious. It’s the very words of the Bible made
-into a picture. What do you find in it to object to, Mrs. Preemby?”
-
-Whereupon, as if by a trick, the picture ceased to be scandalous and
-Mrs. Preemby was ashamed of herself. She saw now there never had been
-anything wrong about that picture.
-
-Miss Maltby-Neverson said that Christina Alberta was a difficult type
-but a thoroughly interesting personality, a _real_ personality. She had
-a great capacity for affection.
-
-“I haven’t found that,” said Mrs. Preemby.
-
-“It is a type I have studied,” said Miss Maltby-Neverson, simply but
-conclusively.
-
-She explained that Christina Alberta was an _active_ type. Left to
-herself without employment to _stretch_ her faculties she might
-easily get into almost any sort of mischief. Almost any sort. Not
-that there was anything wrong in her essentially. It was just energy.
-Given good hard work and a scope for ambition, she might become a very
-satisfactory woman indeed--possibly even a distinguished woman.
-
-“I’ve no use for distinguished women,” said Mrs. Preemby shortly.
-
-“The world has,” said Miss Maltby-Neverson gently.
-
-“I’m afraid I’m one of the old-fashioned sort,” said Mrs. Preemby.
-
-“Christina Alberta isn’t.”
-
-“Let the man be distinguished abroad and the woman distinguished
-at home,” said Mrs. Preemby. “I’m sorry to differ from you, Miss
-Maltby-Neverson, but one cannot help one’s opinions.”
-
-“It depends upon ourselves,” said Miss Maltby-Neverson.
-
-“I’m afraid I like men to rule,” said Mrs. Preemby. “Woman has her
-place in the world, and it isn’t man’s.”
-
-“But I thought Mr. Preemby rather favoured the scholarship idea.”
-
-Mrs. Preemby was baffled. “He _did_,” she said as though she did not
-see clearly what that had to do with the matter. “Give the thing a
-trial,” said Miss Maltby-Neverson. “After all, she may not win this
-scholarship.”
-
-But Christina Alberta won it with marks to spare. She took no risks. It
-was a biennial scholarship which had been established by a benefactor
-of advanced views. It was tenable at the London School of Economics.
-As soon as Christina Alberta knew she had secured it she went, without
-consulting her mother or anyone, to a hairdresser’s and had her
-hair bobbed. To Mrs. Preemby this was almost a worse blow than the
-scholarship. She surveyed her shock-headed, handsome-nosed daughter in
-her short gymnastic skirts with a qualm of sincere hatred.
-
-She wished she could make her daughter feel about herself as she
-felt about her. “I wish you could only see yourself,” she said with
-concentrated bitterness.
-
-“Oh, _I_ know,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“I suppose you’re a judgment on me,” said Mrs. Preemby.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-But Christina Alberta had only studied in the London School of
-Economics for a year, she was beginning her second year when her mother
-obliged her to resign her scholarship. Christina Alberta had stayed
-late in London one evening without telling her mother she was going to
-do so, she had gone to a discussion of the Population Question at the
-New Hope Club in Fitzgerald Street, and she had come home smelling so
-strongly of tobacco that her mother had repented of and revoked all her
-concessions to modernity there and then.
-
-She had been waiting for that moment for many months. “This ends it,”
-she said as she let her daughter in.
-
-Christina Alberta found there was no immediate way round or through
-that decision. She worked her father and Miss Maltby-Neverson in vain.
-But instead of resigning her scholarship right out as she had been
-told to do, she played for time and explained her absence by a vague
-reference to family trouble.
-
-Mrs. Preemby in those days was already in very bad health, but this
-fact was completely overshadowed in the minds of both her daughter and
-her husband by the far more urgent fact that she was now constantly in
-a very bad temper. Everything was conspiring to worry her--except Mr.
-Preemby, who knew better than to do anything of the sort.
-
-The closing years of the Great War, and still more so the opening year
-of the Disappointing Peace, were years of very great difficulty for
-the laundry business. The munitions business put laundry girls above
-themselves and there was no doing anything with them. Coal, soap,
-everything was at unheard-of prices, and it was impossible to get back
-on the customers by raising the charges. People, even the best sort
-of people, were giving up cleanliness. Gentlemen of position would
-wear their dress-shirts three or four times and make their undervests
-and under-pants last a fortnight. Household linen was correspondingly
-eked out. People moved about; the new army officers’ wives came and
-went, here to-day and gone to-morrow, leaving unpaid bills. Never
-had Mrs. Preemby known so many bad debts. Van men came back from the
-army so shell-shocked and militarized that they embezzled out of pure
-nervousness and habit. Income tax became a nightmare. Outside as
-within, Mrs. Preemby’s life was a conflict. She kept the Limpid Stream
-Laundry paying all through that awful time because she was a wonder at
-management, but she did it at a terrible loss of vitality.
-
-She became bitterly critical of the unhelpfulness of Mr. Preemby and
-her daughter. When they tried to be helpful she criticized their
-incapacity. They did more harm than good.
-
-Meal-times were awful. She would sit flushed and glowering through her
-glasses, obviously afflicted by a passionate realization of the world’s
-injustice and eating very little. Mr. Preemby’s attempts to start a
-cheerful conversation were rarely successful. Even Christina Alberta
-was overawed.
-
-“Things going a little better this morning?” Mr. Preemby would try.
-
-“Can’t I get rest from business even at my meals?” the poor lady would
-complain.
-
-Or, “Looks like pleasant weather for the Derby.”
-
-“Pity you can’t go there for all the help you are in the place. I
-suppose you haven’t heard what’s happened to van number two.”
-
-“No!” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“You wouldn’t. Hind mudguard smashed. Been done for weeks. And nobody
-knows who did it. One would think that that was a man’s business
-anyhow. But it’s left for me to find out. And pay for. Like everything
-else in the place.”
-
-“I’d better make inquiries.”
-
-“I know those inquiries of yours. Better leave the whole thing alone
-now. Grin and bear it....”
-
-The silence of the meal would be restored.
-
-She seemed to set a high value upon these awful silences. She even
-complained that he ate his cheese biscuits audibly. But how else can
-one eat cheese biscuits? Christina Alberta was made of sterner stuff
-and became controversial. Then her mother would flare out at her
-insolence and declare that “one or the other of us” leaves the table.
-“I’ll read upstairs,” said Christina Albert. “It isn’t _my_ wish to be
-lunching here.”
-
-Before the abrupt ending of Christina Alberta’s university career she
-was present only at breakfast and supper; supper wasn’t nearly as
-awful in quality as breakfast, and breakfast could easily be bolted
-and got away from; but after the New Hope Club catastrophe, she was
-present at all the meals, a sort of lightning-conductor for her father
-and something of a restraint upon, and an added exasperation to, her
-mother. She took the line of agreeing that if her university career
-was to end, then she must go into the laundry business; but she argued
-very stoutly that to do that with any hope of success under modern
-conditions meant a “proper business training.” If she could not go to
-the London School of Economics then she ought to go to Tomlinson’s
-Commercial Training School in Chancery Lane and learn book-keeping,
-shorthand, typing, business correspondence, précis, commercial French,
-and so forth. And after three weeks of painful midday meals this
-proposal was adopted under stringent conditions and her season-ticket
-to London was renewed. She worked her way very passably through
-another winter with Tomlinson’s as her school and most of London as
-her playground. She learnt all sorts of things. She added a new set of
-friends and acquaintances, some with bobbed hair and some without, of
-the most various social origins and associations, to the circle she had
-already acquired at the London School of Economics.
-
-When presently Mrs. Preemby began to speak of a gnawing pain that
-oppressed her, both her husband and daughter took it at first as a
-new development of her general grievance against them and felt no
-particular apprehension about it. Mr. Preemby said he thought she ought
-to take advice or see some one about it, but for some days she treated
-the suggestion with scorn. If once she got in a doctor, she said,
-they’d have to find some one else to look after the laundry. Doctors
-put you to bed and give you things to keep you there. Otherwise how
-could they get a living?
-
-Then suddenly she changed. One morning she confessed she felt
-“dreadful.” She went back to bed and Mr. Preemby, with strange
-premonitions that the world was coming to an end, trotted off for a
-doctor. The clinical thermometer showed a temperature mounting above
-one hundred and one. “It hurts. My side hurts,” said Mrs. Preemby.
-“I’ve had it once before, but not like this.”
-
-Christina Alberta came home that evening to discover herself capable of
-fear, remorse, and tenderness.
-
-She had some strange moments with her mother in between phases of weak
-delirium and insensibility. Mrs. Preemby’s face seemed to have become
-smaller and prettier; the feverish flush in her cheeks simulated youth.
-She was no longer hard or angry, but rather pathetically friendly. And
-Christina Alberta hadn’t seen her in bed for years.
-
-“Take care of your Daddy,” said Mrs. Preemby. “You owe more to him--and
-less to him--than you think. I had to do all I’ve done. Take care of
-him. He’s gentle and good and easily persuaded and not to be trusted
-alone in the world....
-
-“I’ve never been quite all a mother should be to you. But you’ve been
-_difficult_, Christina.... I’ve had a great respect for you....
-
-“I’m glad you haven’t my eyes. Glasses are a Curse....”
-
-Anxiety about the laundry occupied a large part of her thoughts.
-
-“That woman Smithers in the washing room is a thief, and I’d get rid
-of the new man Baxandale. I don’t know why I’ve kept Mrs. Smithers on
-so long.... Weakness.... I’m not sure about _him_, there’s nothing
-positive yet, but I feel he’s not straight.... I’m very much afraid
-we’ve let Lady Badger’s account run too long. Nowadays titles--want
-watching. I’ve been misled by her. She promised a cheque.... But I
-doubt about you two in the laundry altogether. He can’t and you won’t.
-_You_ might have done it.... Never mind that now.
-
-“Sell it as a going concern? The Widgerys might come in. He’s hard, but
-he’s straight. Straight enough. They might like to come in....
-
-“It’s never entered my head I wasn’t good for twenty years yet.... I
-wish the doctor wouldn’t think of operating. It won’t do any good.”
-
-She repeated many of her phrases.
-
-“I hate the thought of being opened,” she said. “I suppose--. Like
-those frogs in your book....
-
-“Packed like a bag.... Never get it back again. Loose bits....
-
-“Washing-basket or something to keep it together.”
-
-Then her mind went off at a tangent to things beyond Christina
-Alberta’s understanding.
-
-“Sneaked off and left me to it.... I wonder what he’s doing now....
-Suppose.... Fancy, if it should be him that had to operate....
-Operate....
-
-“Children we were.”
-
-She seemed to recollect herself and regarded her daughter with a
-hard inquiring eye. Some instinct in Christina Alberta told her to
-assume an incurious expression. But these words struck upon her mind
-and stayed there and germinated like a seed. Children they were, and
-he had sneaked off? Queer and yet according with all sorts of other
-imponderables.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Mr. Preemby looked unusually small but unusually dignified in his
-full mourning. Christina Alberta was also extremely black and shiny.
-Her skirts reached for the first time in her life to her ankles; a
-sacrifice that she felt would be particularly acceptable to the spirit
-of the departed.
-
-A new thing had come into Christina Alberta’s life--responsibility. She
-perceived that for unfathomable reasons she was responsible for Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-It was clear that the sudden death of his wife under the surgeon’s
-knife had been a very great blow to him. He did not break down or weep
-or give way to paroxysms of grief, but he was enormously still and sad.
-His round china-blue eyes and his moustache looked at the world with
-a mournful solemnity. The undertaker had rarely met so satisfactory
-a widower. “Everything of the best,” said Mr. Preemby. “Whatever she
-can have, she must have.” Under the circumstances, the undertaker, who
-was a friend of the family, having met both Mr. and Mrs. Preemby at
-whist-drives quite frequently, showed commendable moderation.
-
-“You can’t imagine what all this means to me,” said Mr. Preemby to
-Christina Alberta, quite a number of times. “It was a pure love match,”
-he said; “pure romance. She had nothing to gain by marrying me. But
-neither of us thought of sordid things.” He was silent for a little
-while, struggling with intractable memories. He subdued them. “We just
-met,” he said, smiling faintly; “and it seemed that it _had_ to be.”
-
-“Sneaked off and left me”; came a faint whisper in Christina Alberta’s
-memory.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-There was much to see to in those days of mourning. Christina Alberta
-did her best to help, watch and guide Mr. Preemby even as her mother
-had desired, but she was surprised to find in him certain entirely
-unexpected decisions that had apparently leapt into existence within a
-few hours of her mother’s death. One was a clear resolve that he and
-she must part company with the laundry either by selling it or letting
-it, or, if no means of disposing of it offered, by burning it down or
-blowing it up as speedily as possible. He did not discuss this; he
-treated it as an unavoidable necessity. He expressed no animosity for
-the laundry, he made no hostile criticism of the life he had led there,
-but every thought betrayed his fundamental aversion. And also they were
-to go away--right away--from Woodford Wells and never return thither.
-She had come to much the same decisions on her own account, but she had
-not expected to find them in such quiet strength in him.
-
-He became explicit about the future as they sat at supper on the
-evening of the funeral.
-
-“Your mother’s cousin, Sam Widgery,” he said, “was talking to me.”
-
-He munched for a moment; his moustache went up and down and his eyes
-of china-blue stared out of the window at the sunset sky. “He wants to
-take it over.”
-
-“The laundry?”
-
-“As a going concern. And he being our nearest relation, so to speak,
-I’d as soon he had it as anybody else. Other things being equal....
-Wish I knew what to ask him for it. I don’t want to ask him too
-little. So I said I didn’t care to discuss things at a funeral. Said
-he’d better come along to-morrow. Their place isn’t doing well. It’s
-got sort of embedded in Walthamstow. It would pay him to get out and
-let the land go for building. He hasn’t got very much money.... But he
-wants this place. He reely wants this place.”
-
-His blue eyes were the eyes of one who sees visions.
-
-“I don’t know if they taught you about making companies at the
-School of Economics. I’m a child at all that sort of thing. He talks
-about partnership or a mortgage or something like that, but what we
-want--what we want is a limited company. And what we want is something
-like debentures only rather more like preference shares. We want it so
-that whatever he draws out of the business we’ve got to draw out more.
-Otherwise the company can cut away the security for your debentures
-by paying too much dividend on the ordinary shares. _He_’ll have the
-ordinary shares. Him and his wife. I don’t say he’d do such a thing
-deliberately, but he might very easily be led into doing it. He’s got
-to be looked after. We want to fix it so that if he pays more on his
-shares than we get on our shares we’d get our interest levelled up.
-It’s all very difficult and complicated, Christina Alberta.”
-
-Christina Alberta regarded Mr. Preemby with a new and deepening
-respect. She had never heard him make such a speech before at meals,
-but then he had never before been free from interruption and correction.
-
-“We’ll have to have it fixed up properly by our solicitors,” said Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-“We shan’t be badly off,” he continued, helping himself to cheese.
-
-“There’s a mortgage or so we’ve got and some houses at Buckhurst Hill.
-It’s a curious thing, but your poor dear mother had a sort of faith in
-my eye for house property. She often let me guide her. And I always
-had a feeling for making some sort of reserve _out_ of the business....
-Very likely Sam Widgery will take over most of the furniture of this
-house. It’s a bigger house than his....”
-
-“Where do you think of going to live, Daddy?” asked Christina Alberta.
-
-“I don’t rightly know,” said Mr. Preemby after a moment or so of
-introspection. “I keep thinking of different places.”
-
-“London,” she said. “If I could go back to study--before it is too
-late.”
-
-“London,” he said, “it might be.”
-
-He hesitated over his next suggestion with the hesitation that had
-become a habit, so accustomed was he to see his suggestions crumpled
-up and flung aside. “Have you ever heard of Boarding Houses, Christina
-Alberta?” he asked with an unreal carelessness. “Have you ever thought
-it might be possible for us to go and live in Boarding Houses?”
-
-“In London?”
-
-“All over the world--almost, there are Boarding Houses. You see,
-Christina Alberta, we might get rid of our furniture here, except for
-my books and a few little things, and we might put most of that away
-for a time--Taylor’s Repository would take care of that for us--and we
-might go and live sometimes in a Boarding House here, and sometimes in
-a Boarding House there. Then you could study and needn’t keep house,
-and I could read and look at things and make memorandums about some
-Theories I’ve thought of, and talk to people and hear people talking.
-All sorts of people go to Boarding Houses--all sorts of interesting
-people. These last nights I’ve been thinking no end about living in
-Boarding Houses. I keep on thinking of it, turning it over in my mind.
-It would be a new life for me--like beginning again. Life’s been so
-regular here. All very well while your poor dear mother was alive, but
-now I feel I want distraction. I want to move about and see all sorts
-of things and different kinds of people. I want to forget. Why, in
-some of these Boarding Houses there’s Chinese and Indians and Russian
-princesses, and professors and actors and all sorts of people. Just to
-hear them!”
-
-“There’s Boarding Houses full of students in Bloomsbury.”
-
-“Every sort,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“One place that attracts me,” said Mr. Preemby, pouring out what
-remained of the beer, “is Tumbridge Wells.”
-
-“Isn’t that sometimes called Tunbridge, Daddy?”
-
-“Formerly. But now it is always spoken of as Tumbridge Wells. At this
-Tumbridge Wells, Christina Alberta, there are hills with names that
-point directly to some connection with the ancient Israelites, Mount
-Ephraim and Mount Gilboa and so on, and there are a number of curiously
-shaped rocks, shaped in the likeness of great toads and prehistoric
-monsters and mystical forms and nobody knows whether they are the work
-of God’s hand or man’s. I am very anxious to see these things for
-myself. They may have a deeper and closer significance for us than is
-commonly supposed. There are plenty of Boarding Houses at Tumbridge
-Wells--I was told only the other day by a man I met in the Assyrian
-room in the British Museum--and some of them are said to be very
-comfortable and reasonable indeed.”
-
-“We might go there for the holidays,” said Christina Alberta, “before
-the London session begins.”
-
-Outside was the summer afterglow, and a dusky peace filled the room.
-Father and daughter followed divergent trains of thought. Mr. Preemby
-was the first to break the silence.
-
-“Now that I shall be in mourning, or half mourning, for some time I
-have decided to give away all those Harris tweed knickerbocker suits
-and stockings of mine. Some poor man might feel the comfort of them--in
-winter. I have never really liked those _very_ baggy knickerbockers,
-but of course while your poor dear mother was alive her taste was Law
-to me. And those caps; they get over your eyes when you’re hot. That
-tweed stuff.... It is overrated. When you ride a bicycle or anything it
-ravels out with the friction of the seat. Makes you look ridiculous....
-And I think that quite soon I shall get myself one of those soft grey
-felt hats--with a black band.”
-
-“I have always wanted to see you wear one, Daddy,” said Christina
-Alberta.
-
-“It would count as mourning?”
-
-“Oh! yes, Daddy.”
-
-Mr. Preemby meditated pleasantly. The girl had common sense. Her advice
-was worth having. “As for putting the swastika on your poor dear
-mother’s tombstone, perhaps you are right in thinking it is not what
-she herself would have chosen. It may be better after all to do as you
-suggest and erect a simple cross. After all--it is _her_ tombstone.”
-
-Whereupon Christina Alberta got up from her chair and went round the
-table--almost at a prance, until she remembered things--and kissed him.
-For some obscure reason she hated the swastika almost as much as she
-loved her Daddy. For her it had become the symbol of silliness, and she
-did not like to think of him as silly. Particularly now when for some
-obscure reason she was beginning to think of him as ill-used.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-There was much to see to before the Preembys could go to Tunbridge
-Wells. There had to be quite a number of interviews with Mr. Sam
-Widgery at Woodford Wells and afterwards in the dingy offices of
-Messrs. Payne and Punter in Lincoln’s Inn. It was clear from the first
-to these men of affairs that Mr. Preemby was a child at business, but
-as they went on with him they realized that he was an extremely greedy
-and intractable child. It was six weeks before Mr. and Mrs. Sam Widgery
-could move in, sullenly and resentfully, to the Limpid Stream premises,
-and Mr. Preemby and his daughter could go on after a day or so in
-London to select a Boarding House at Tunbridge Wells.
-
-Christina Alberta spent her early days as an orphan struggling against
-an unreasonable cheerfulness and a profound sense of release. She found
-her father ready to accept almost any explanation of her need to run
-up to London for a day and even disposed to be tolerant when she came
-home late. She had quite a little world of miscellaneous acquaintances
-in London; fellow-students and their friends, fellow-students from the
-London School of Economics and fellow-students at Tomlinson’s School
-and art students they knew and medical students they knew and girls
-from the provinces who had chucked their families and got typing jobs,
-and so on to models and chorus girls and vaguely employed rather older
-young men of the intellectual class. She met them in and about the
-class-rooms and in A.B.C.’s and suchlike places and in the New Hope
-Club, where there were even Labour politicians and men who claimed to
-be Bolsheviks, and she went to parties and duologues in studios in
-high, remote, extraordinary flats. It was tremendous fun, although a
-lot of it had to be snatched from the insistent claims and inquiries
-of Woodford Wells. And people liked her, they liked Christina Alberta,
-laughed at her jokes they did and admired her thundering cheek and
-never said anything about her nose. It was much more her natural world
-than the Taverners’ School people had ever been. Nobody seemed to mind
-that she came out of a laundry; for all they seemed to care about
-that sort of thing, she might have come out of a gaol. In between the
-excitements of student life she even did some reading.
-
-In her first grief for her mother she tried not to feel a sense of new
-unstinted freedom in regard to all these adventures and experiences.
-Her Daddy in his grief, bless him! was smoking much more than he
-had ever done before; he was even trying cigars; he had no nose for
-tobacco reek in his daughter--or for anything of that sort. He asked
-few questions and they were easily answered. Long years of exercise
-had made him almost constitutionally acquiescent. Christina Alberta
-realized that within very wide limits indeed now she might do anything
-she pleased whenever she liked. She realized also that there was no
-particular hurry to do anything at all. All the others seemed to be
-running about in pairs like knives and forks. It suited her humour to
-stay detached.
-
-And the world had altered. This break-up of the old home, the death of
-her mother, the disappearance of every control, except her credulous,
-inattentive Daddy, had jerked her forward from childhood to maturity.
-Hitherto home had seemed an eternal, indestructible thing, from which
-you started out for adventures, to which, whatever happened, you
-returned like a sea-rover to rest and where you went to bed and slept
-as you had been wont to sleep, secure, unthreatened. Now here the two
-of them, Daddy and herself, were in the open; no bolting place at all
-for them; anything might happen to them and might insist upon going on
-happening. She could now do just anything she pleased, it was true, but
-also she realized that now she had to take the unlimited consequences.
-
-So that in spite of her sense of novel, unbounded freedoms, Christina
-Alberta found she did not go up to London any more than she would have
-done during her mother’s lifetime. Many of her most attractive friends,
-it is true, were away upon their holidays. And she found her father’s
-company unusually interesting. Every time she came back to him he
-seemed to be slightly enlarged and of a firmer colour and consistency.
-He reminded her of Practical Biology (Botanical Section) in the
-Taverners’ School, when you take a dried-up bean out of its package
-and put it in a jar with water and observe it under the influence of
-warmth and moisture. It germinates. And he was germinating.
-
-Mother had kept him dried up for nearly twenty years, but now he was
-germinating and nobody could tell what sort of thing he might become.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE THIRD
-
-_In Lonsdale Mews_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-After a month of deep mourning, Christina Alberta put aside her long
-skirts and returned to the more kilt-like garments to which she was
-accustomed. She had not been inactive while her father had conducted
-his business settlement with Mr. Sam Widgery, and she had worked out
-a scheme of living that seemed to promise quite a happy life for her
-father and herself. She fell in with the Boarding House idea and with
-the project of beginning at Tunbridge Wells. She ceased to struggle
-with the fact that he continued to call it quietly but insistently
-_Tum_bridge Wells; it seemed to her upon reflection that _Tum_bridge
-was really the place he, at any rate, was going to live at. That gentle
-departure from exactitude was quite of a piece with his general habit
-of living a little askew from actual things.
-
-But she impressed upon him the view that since their lives were to be
-migratory henceforth, and since there were a certain number of books,
-unsaleable articles of furniture that Mrs. Widgery would not take over
-at a valuation, a number of curiosities--for example, a piece of shell
-which he believed to be a fragment of a Great Auk’s Egg, a Rosicrucian
-regalia, and a mummified hawk from Egypt which had prophetic qualities,
-to consider--there must be a sort of permanent headquarters in
-London, at which these objects could be stored and to which he and
-she could return from the various Boarding Houses round and about
-the earth. And, pursuant to this suggestion, she made inquiries
-and worked out an admirable project for sharing some accommodation
-with two little friends of hers who practised art, literature, and
-picturesque economies in a converted mews in Chelsea. In fact, she
-made arrangements with them. She told Mr. Preemby she had made these
-arrangements according to his instructions, and after a time it did
-come to seem to him that he had given her the instructions upon which
-she acted.
-
-Lonsdale Mews opens out of Lonsdale Road, Chelsea; and there is quite
-a noble entrance with large stucco pillars on either side and an arch
-over, on which is a design in relievo of Neptune and sea-horses and
-the words “Lonsdale Mews.” Inside there had once been stables and
-coach-houses, and over each a bedroom and a sitting-room, which was
-also, in the more prolific past, generally used as a bedroom, and a
-cupboard and a landing and so forth, the little home of the coachman
-(and his wife and family) attached to the genteel carriage and horses
-below. But the advancement of science and the progress of invention
-have abolished gentility, and so reduced the number of coachmen and
-carriages in the world that Lonsdale Mews has had to accept other
-tenants; and being too narrow down the centre for the coming and
-going of automobiles without a great deal of bashing of mudguards and
-radiators, has had to paint itself up attractively and fall back upon
-art and the intelligenzia.
-
-Christina Alberta’s two young friends were in possession of one of
-these perverted coachmen’s homes, and as they were very inadequately
-prepared to pay the rent--it was a quite aristocratic rent--they were
-extremely glad to welcome Mr. Preemby and particularly Christina
-Alberta as co-tenants. Mr. Preemby was to have the big room downstairs
-and there he was to arrange his books and his surplus furnishings and
-ornaments and curious objects, and have a sofa that could be made into
-an apparent bed when he wanted to sleep in London. And Christina
-Alberta was to have a little bedroom for herself behind this wherein a
-breezy decorative scheme of orange and bright blue more than made up
-for a certain absence of daylight and fresh air. But when the two young
-friends had a party or when Mr. Preemby was away they were to have the
-use of the big downstairs room, and in the case of a party Christina
-Alberta’s room was to be a ladies’ cloak-room.
-
-The lessors were to retain the use of the upstairs rooms and in the
-matter of the kitchen all things therein were to be held in common.
-None of this agreement was put into writing and many issues were left
-over frankly for future controversy. “We are to be the pigs that pay
-the rent,” said Christina Alberta; that was the general idea. “Much
-we’ll work out,” said Mr. Harold Crumb. “Much will work itself out.
-It’s no good being too definite.” What was definite was that Mr.
-Preemby was to pay the rent.
-
-Mr. Harold Crumb was a red-haired young man, a shock-headed young man
-with a rampant profile, dressed in a blue overall, frayed grey trousers
-and slippers. He had large freckled hands and he did Black and White,
-which Mr. Preemby had supposed to be a whisky but discovered was an
-art. Harold lived by attempting to sell drawings for advertisements and
-pictured jokes for the weekly papers. His expression was lofty and his
-voice constrained and it seemed to Mr. Preemby that he was suffered
-rather than met by Mr. Crumb. With Christina Alberta Mr. Crumb seemed
-to be on terms of tacit friendship and no word passed between them.
-He lifted his hand and twiddled his fingers at her--with a kind of
-melancholy.
-
-Mrs. Crumb was more effusive. She embraced Christina Alberta warmly
-and answered to the name of “Fay.” Then she turned to Mr. Preemby and
-shook hands with him quite normally. She was a slender young lady
-with carelessly bobbed corn-coloured hair, pale-grey eyes and an
-absent-minded face. She also was dressed in a blue overall, she wore
-oyster-coloured stockings and slippers and possibly other things, and
-her business in life, Mr. Preemby learnt, was to review books for
-various newspapers and write romantic fiction for bookstall magazines.
-Her right forefinger had that indelible inkiness which only the
-habitual use of an incontinent fountain-pen can give. There was a big
-screen in the downstairs room Mr. Preemby was to have that Mr. Crumb
-had made and Mrs. Crumb had covered with the bright mendacious wrappers
-of the books she had reviewed. This exercised Mr. Preemby the more
-because several of the wrappers were manifestly upside down, and he
-could not understand whether this was due to art, carelessness or some
-serious mental lapse.
-
-“We’ll have something to eat,” she told Mr. Preemby, and then they
-could settle up things. But she had a surprisingly rapid articulation
-and it sounded like, “We’ll ’f sum t’eat ’n’ then we’ll set lup
-thins.” It took ten or twelve seconds to come through to Mr. Preemby’s
-understanding. Meanwhile she had turned to Christina Alberta. “’Dabit
-’f work to do,” she explained. “Bres no’ clear’ d’way. Late las’ ni’.
-You be’r loo’ roun’ he’ while Nolly gessomeat an’ Ikn do ’p stairs fore
-you see’t.”
-
-“Right-o,” said Christina Alberta, understanding perfectly. Mr. Preemby
-was left stunned, with his lips moving slowly. “So long,” said Harold,
-and took some money out of a black Wedgwood tea-pot and went and fell
-over things in the passage, and presently went out into the wide world
-while Fay vanished upstairs.
-
-“She’s gone upstairs,” said Mr. Preemby, interpreting slowly, “to do
-their rooms. And _he’s_ gone to get some meat. It’s a nice large room,
-Christina Alberta--and quite well lit. Quite.
-
-“I don’t think I’ve ever been in a Mew before,” said Mr. Preemby,
-approaching a group of attractive drawings on the wall.
-
-“In a _what_, Daddy?”
-
-“In a Mew. Or in a _Studjo_.... I suppose these are Originals.”
-
-Christina Alberta awaited his reaction to the drawings with a slight
-anxiety.
-
-“Looks like a lot of fruit and human legs and things,” said Mr.
-Preemby. “Wonder what they mean? _Summer Night_ it says, and that’s
-_Passion in Solitude_. Don’t quite see it, but I suppose it’s
-symbolical or something.” He turned his round blue eyes to the room
-generally. “I could get a mahogany cabinet for my Curiosities and have
-it against the wall _there_--I’d like the sort with glass doors so that
-people could see the things--and if there was some shelves put across
-that place, it would hold most of my books. There’ll have to be a bed
-somewhere, Christina Alberta.”
-
-“They’ve got a sofa upstairs,” said Christina Alberta, “with an end
-that pulls down.”
-
-“Might go there.”
-
-“Or under the window.”
-
-“Of course there’s my clothes,” said Mr. Preemby. “I almost wish
-I hadn’t practically promised Sam Widgery your mother’s wardrobe.
-Rosewood it is. It has a lot of room in it and it might have gone
-against that bit of wall there. The trunk will make a sort of seat if
-we get the corners mended. Wonder how that screen would look the other
-way up. Books might go behind it. These easels and things I suppose
-they’ll take upstairs.... We’ll get things settled all right.”
-
-Christina Alberta turned about with arms akimbo to follow his
-proposals. She perceived that they threatened a considerable
-disturbance of the æsthetic balance of the studio. She’d just thought
-of a little bed-sofa affair with a bright rug over it. Silly of her
-to forget the baggage. But in the end perhaps it might be possible to
-arrest a lot of his gear in the passage. The passage was so choked
-already that a little more in it hardly seemed to matter. He could
-go out and get what things he wanted when he wanted them. She had a
-momentary anticipation of him in his shirt and braces, routing in
-trunks.
-
-“Of course,” said Mr. Preemby, “when you said you’d got two little
-friends in a _Studjo_, I thought they were two girls. I didn’t think
-they were a married couple.”
-
-“They aren’t so _fearfully_ married,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“No,” said Mr. Preemby, and was restrained by modesty from further
-speech for some seconds. “Of course,” he said, “if presently a Family
-came along--well, we’d have to move out, Christina Alberta.”
-
-“Never meet families half-way,” said Christina Alberta. “It isn’t very
-likely anyhow. You trust Fay.”
-
-“You never know,” said Mr. Preemby rather weakly, and showed a tendency
-to drift back to those ambiguous drawings.
-
-“About time we had a look at the upstairs rooms, Daddy,” said Christina
-Alberta, and went out into the passage to call “Fay!”
-
-The answer came remotely. “Lo?”
-
-“Read-_dee_?”
-
-“Not yet.”
-
-Christina Alberta found her Daddy back in the illustrated corner with
-his head on one side like an inquiring sparrow. For some time nothing
-was said. “Of course,” he remarked at last; “it’s Art.” He turned away
-with his face pursed up beneath the moustache, humming faintly. She
-perceived it was just as much Art as he could stand.
-
-He ran his hand over the wall and turned intelligent eyes to Christina
-Alberta. “It’s just canvas,” he said; “what you pack things in. With
-sort of dabs of gold paint. I don’t think I’ve ever seen walls that
-wasn’t either done with paper or distemper before. I suppose really one
-might put all sorts of things on walls, cloth, bed-ticking, tarpaulin.
-Odd how one doesn’t think of things.”
-
-
-§ 2
-
-Presently “upstairs” was “read-ee;” Mrs. Harold Crumb was free to
-answer questions and make explanations and Mr. Preemby could learn
-more of Christina Alberta’s plans for his comfort. Upstairs was more
-various but less spacious than downstairs, the beds were dressed-up
-rather than disguised as divans and there was more vaguely improper but
-highly decorative Art. Like Christina Alberta Mrs. Crumb had not fully
-considered Mr. Preemby’s possibilities in the way of luggage, but she
-rose to the occasion very well. When Mr. Preemby spoke of the mahogany
-cabinet and the wardrobe, she said that it would be quite easy for
-Harold to “camouflage” them with very, very bright-coloured paint, and
-she thought a lot might be done for Mr. Preemby’s trunks and clothes
-by making a curtained alcove in a corner. “Trouble with clothes,” said
-Mrs. Crumb, “is when somebody starts charades or dressing up. Nothing
-is sacred. Last week, somebody tore my only pyjamas limb from limb.”
-
-“We’d have to arrange,” said Mr. Preemby, a little uneasily.
-
-“We’ll have to arrange somehow,” said Mrs. Crumb.
-
-But before anything could be arranged definitely Harold returned from
-his shopping with a large piece of purple beefsteak in a mere loin
-cloth of newspaper, and a lettuce and a bundle of small onions in his
-hand and two large bottles of beer under his arm, and everybody’s
-attention was directed to the preparation of the midday meal.
-
-“Generally,” said Harold, “we go Out for a meal. There’s quite a decent
-aufschnittery and a little Italian place and so forth not five minutes
-away in the King’s Road. It’s more fun feeding Out. But we thought
-you’d like to see the studio put through its paces.”
-
-Mr. Preemby in the course of his life had rarely seen meals prepared;
-somebody else had always laid a table and said “Dinner’s ready,
-Daddy,” or “Supper’s ready, Daddy,” as the case might be, and he
-had just sat down, and it was with real interest that he obeyed Mr.
-Crumb’s invitation to “come and see how we do it,” and assisted under
-direction in the operations. Mr. Crumb, in a few well-chosen words,
-introduced the cooking apparatus that clustered around the gas-stove;
-the gas-stove was lit explosively, Mr. Preemby handed things and held
-things under direction and got in the way a good deal. Christina
-Alberta, who seemed used to the job, chopped the onions and dressed a
-salad at a small kitchen table close at hand, and the steak got itself
-grilled fiercely and flaringly.
-
-Meanwhile Mrs. Crumb laid a blue-painted table in what was to be
-Mr. Preemby’s room with an orange-coloured cloth and a selection of
-plates and parts of plates, yellow-glazed mugs with rudely painted
-inscriptions in some rustic dialect, “Here’s t’ absent frens” and
-the like, several knives and forks, a pewter mug full of cigarettes
-and a bunch of sunflowers in a brown-glazed bowl. And at this table
-Mr. Preemby presently found himself seated very hot in the face and
-liberally splashed with fat from the grilled steak. Nobody said grace,
-and the meal began.
-
-There was a general assumption that Mr. Preemby’s tenancy was settled,
-though there were many points upon which he would have liked a clearer
-definition. He was particularly anxious to exclude as tactfully as
-possible his garments and his specimens from promiscuous use as
-properties when these charades occurred, but he did not know quite how
-to reopen the subject. And he was preoccupied by a doubt whether his
-long nightgowns of Saxony flannel, if they were publicly exposed, might
-not be considered old-fashioned by these artistic young people. But
-their talk jumped about so that it was difficult to lead up to what he
-had to say. He was accustomed, especially when company was present,
-to clear his throat “h’rrmp” and waggle his moustache up and down a
-little before he spoke, and by the time he was ready to deliver what
-he had to say one of the others was away with something else. So that
-he hardly said anything but an occasional “h’rrmp” all through the meal.
-
-The two young ladies did most of the talking. Harold seemed moody,
-making an occasional correction or comment upon his wife’s remarks and
-eating most of the steak with the pained expression of one who has
-tender teeth and is used to better food. Once he asked Mr. Preemby
-if he really cared for Good Music, and once if he had been to see
-the Iberian dancers last year, but neither of these inquiries led to
-a sustained conversation. “H’rrmp. No-oh,” said Mr. Preemby. “Not
-exactly. Not particularly,” and in the second case, “No-oh, I didn’t.”
-
-Mrs. Crumb talked brightly of various newspaper jobs she had got and
-how she had been asked to do a children’s corner in the _Patriotic
-News_ and whether she would accept the offer--Mr. Preemby thought the
-editors and newspaper proprietors she mentioned seemed a depraved
-lot--but mainly the talk concerned the movements and readjustments of a
-large circle of friends. After the meal there was coffee, and Harold,
-with an air of resignation, went and washed up.
-
-There were many little things awaiting attention at the laundry, and
-after two or three cigarettes Mr. Preemby decided, “It’s time for us
-to be going, Christina Alberta.” “We’ll work it out all right,” said
-Harold on their departure.
-
-There were intervals of meditation as Mr. Preemby and Christina Alberta
-returned in the train from Liverpool Street to Woodford Wells. “It’s
-not what I’ve been accustomed to,” said Mr. Preemby. “It’s all very
-different from the way your mother used to manage things.... Less
-orderly.... Of course I could keep my clothes locked up in my trunk.”
-
-“You’ll do all right. They’re perfect Dears. _She_ loves you
-tremendously already,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-But before she went to sleep that night Christina Alberta experienced
-compunction. She felt compunction about these arrangements she was
-making for her Daddy. She doubted whether he would be truly comfortable
-and happy in that studio in Lonsdale Mews, and able to lead the life of
-steadfast curiosity he anticipated with so much quiet pleasure--ever
-humming to himself about it and working his moustache and saying
-“h’rrmp,” when he was not otherwise engaged.
-
-This story, it cannot be too often reiterated, is the story of Mr.
-Preemby who became, as we shall tell in due course, Sargon, King of
-Kings. But Christina Alberta has got herself hatched into this story
-very much like a young cuckoo in a wagtail’s nest and it is impossible
-to ignore her. She was virtually in control of him and she had the
-egotism of her sex and age.
-
-She had also a pitiless conscience. It was almost the only thing
-she could not manage in her life. It managed her. It was a large,
-crystalline conscience with no foundations and no relationships; it
-just flooded by itself in her being; it was her gravitational centre
-and the rest of her could not get away from it.
-
-When Christina Alberta went up for examination and judgment before
-Christina Alberta there was no nonsense in the proceedings, a fearful
-frankness; it was cards on the table, everything in evidence, no
-etiquette, not a stitch on, X-rays if necessary. These examinations
-were all the more terrible because they were done in what was
-practically an empty room, without screens, curtains, standards or
-general beliefs of any sort. It is appalling to think of the drapery
-and function that was absent from Christina Alberta’s court of
-conscience. In the first place Christina Alberta was completely and
-explicitly irreligious. In the next she was theoretically anti-social
-and amoral. She did not believe in respectability, Christian morality,
-the institution of the family, the capitalist system, or the British
-Empire. She would say so with extreme plainness and considerable detail
-except when her parent was about. Prevalent winds of sentiment did not
-stir her. She did not find the Prince of Wales ravishing nor _Punch_
-funny. She thought modern dancing tiresome, though she did it very
-well, and Wimbledon tennis and tennis-talk an intolerable bore. She
-favoured Bolshevism because everybody she disliked abused it and she
-hoped for a world-wide social revolution of an entirely destructive and
-cleansing type. What was to follow this revolution Christina Alberta,
-with the happy confidence of youth, did not seem to mind.
-
-It is not for us to speculate here why a young woman born and bred
-between Woodford Wells and central London in the opening years of the
-twentieth century should confront the world with a mind so entirely
-swept and void of positive and restraining convictions; we put the
-fact on record. And if she had been sustained by all the beliefs in
-Christendom and a sure and certain respect for every detail of the
-social code, whatever that code may be, she could not have confronted
-the world with a more cheerful confidence, nor with a stronger
-persuasion that Christina Alberta had to behave, in some undefined
-fashion, well. Christina Alberta had to be Christina Alberta, clear and
-sound, or the court of conscience made things plain and hard for her.
-
-“Christina Alberta,” the court would say, “you are the dirtiest,
-filthiest little thing that ever streaked the dust of life. How do you
-propose to get clean again?”
-
-Or, “Christina Alberta, you have been lying again. You’ll lie to _me_
-next. First it was laziness made you lie and now it is cowardice. What
-are you going to make of yourself, Christina Alberta?”
-
-There came a time when the court had to address Christina Alberta
-in this fashion: “Your nose, Christina Alberta, is large beyond
-comparison. It will probably go on growing all your life--as noses
-often do. Yet you are setting yourself out to charm and fascinate Teddy
-Winterton. You go to places where you think you will meet him. You fuss
-and preen yourself like any female idiot. You dream all sorts of things
-about him, disgraceful things. You are soppy on this young man in spite
-of the fact that you know he is--no sort of good. You like him to touch
-you. You sit and look at him foolishly and you gloat. Does he gloat
-on you? Isn’t it time you considered where you are going, Christina
-Alberta?”
-
- * * * * *
-
-And now the court was in full session and the charge, the charge for
-which there was no defence, was that she was going to take her absurd,
-unprotected Daddy and entrust him and his foolishness and his silly
-books and his ridiculous treasures and all his dreams and desires to
-the insecure and unsympathetic studio of the Crumbs, not because of any
-vague and general hunger for London, though that was in the background,
-but because that studio was frequented by the all too seductive Teddy,
-because there she had met him and danced wildly with him and been
-suddenly and astonishingly kissed by him and kissed him. And then he
-had beguiled her to learn a dance with him and had got her to come to
-tea with him at his studio to meet his sister--who hadn’t turned up.
-And there had been other meetings. He was impudent and provocative
-and evasive. All her being was in a state of high excitement about
-him. Coldly and exactly now the court unfolded the operations of her
-mind to her; showed how the thought of Teddy, always present and never
-admitted, had guided her decision to harbour with the Crumbs. Only
-now did she come to confession and clear vision. “You have lied to
-yourself, Christina Alberta,” said the court; “and that is the worst
-sort of lie. What are you going to do about it?”
-
-“I can’t let the Crumbs down now. They count upon us.”
-
-“You are in a mess, Christina Alberta. You are in a worse mess than
-we thought you were. _Soppy_ you are about Teddy Winterton. Why not
-call things by their right names? You are in love. Perhaps something
-frightful has happened to you. Little rabbits run about the hedges and
-every day is like every other day for them; they waggle their little
-noses and wiggle their little tails and do what they like with their
-paws. Until one day there is a ping and the snare snaps on the little
-furry foot and everything you try to do after that is different. The
-snare holds your movements and you must just dance round it and squeal
-if you like, till the man comes along. Is that what has happened to
-you? And for Teddy! Teddy, with that open, lying face!”
-
-“No,” said Christina Alberta, “I don’t love him. I don’t love him.
-I’ve been silly and soppy and adrift. I am no more worthy to be called
-Christina Alberta. But it hasn’t got me yet and it shan’t get me. I’ll
-pull Daddy out of it and myself out of it; I vow and swear....”
-
-“H’m,” said the court.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-It seemed to Mr. Preemby that the first evening he spent in his new
-quarters in Lonsdale Mews was the most eventful evening in his life.
-Impressions crowded upon each other. Insomnia was not among his habits,
-but when at last he lay upon his shake-up bed he was kept awake for
-most of what was left of the night (it was the frayed piece with the
-bleak dawn in the middle of it) trying to get these same impressions
-sorted out, impressions about his new surroundings, impressions about
-Christina Alberta, impressions of new and unprecedented personalities,
-a marmalade of impressions.
-
-Mr. Preemby and Christina Alberta arrived at the studio according to
-plan about half-past three, but the Picton van which had started that
-morning with Mr. Preemby’s bags and trunks and the crates of books
-and curiosities and the late Mrs. Preemby’s roomy wardrobe, which had
-after all been rescued from the clutches of Sam Widgery, did not arrive
-until it was nearly six. Unfortunately the furniture dealer in Brompton
-Road from whom Mr. Preemby had purchased a specimen-cabinet and a long
-low walnut bookcase had delivered these articles the day before, and
-all the animosity of the modern artist towards self-assertive wood
-had been aroused in Harold. He and Fay and a friend or so who had
-dropped in, had sat up quite late painting these new pieces a deep
-ultramarine blue with stars and splashes of gold like the paper they
-put around the necks of Ayala, Tsarist and suchlike champagnes. When
-Mr. Preemby saw their handiwork he could scarcely believe it was the
-same specimen-cabinet and bookcase.
-
-“I suppose one could get it off again,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“But see how they are assimilated by the room,” said Harold in high
-expostulation.
-
-“I mean if we moved at any time,” said Mr. Preemby. “I know it’s
-art, and it goes with the things here very nicely, but there’s
-neighbourhoods I wouldn’t like to move into--not with these things as
-they are. You don’t know what people’s imaginations are like.”
-
-Matters went a little tediously until the arrival of the Picton van.
-The sofa-bed was arranged and rearranged. The bed things, blankets,
-sheets and pillow-cases, were to be put in a bundle on the top of Mr.
-Preemby’s flat trunk behind the book-wrapper screen. “We shall have to
-find some other place for the bottled beer,” said Harold. “It’s too
-hot in the kitchen and too dangerous in the passage. But I’ve an idea
-we might have it in the scullery under the sink, with a cloth over it
-and water dripping on the cloth. Evaporation. I’ll see about it.”
-
-Mr. Preemby was surprised by a yawn. “I suppose you’d like to have some
-tea,” said Fay suddenly, and she and Christina Alberta prepared some.
-
-Harold was obviously in a strained and nervous state. Mr. Preemby’s
-patient little figure, sitting about hands on knees, waiting for
-Picton’s van, looking at things with innocent eyes and saying “h’rrmp”
-had much the same effect of nervous dislocation upon Harold that the
-mild and patient camel has on a horse. Harold chafed and pranced. He
-walked about and went upstairs and out and returned; he smoked endless
-cigarettes and pressed endless cigarettes upon Mr. Preemby; he made
-recondite remarks in a strained voice. “All this is like something out
-of Dostoievsky,” he said to Mr. Preemby. “In a different scheme of
-colouring of course. Different, but the same. Don’t you think so, Mr.
-Preemby?”
-
-Mr. Preemby nodded his head in a sympathetic, humorous, not too
-explicit manner. “H’rrmp,” he said. “It _is_ a bit like that.”
-
-“Things will work themselves out,” said Harold. “Things will work
-themselves out. You know that poem of Ruby Parham’s.” He cleared his
-throat. “It is called ‘Waiting,’” he said. “It goes like this--”
-
-His eyes became fixed and glazed; his voice gathered volume, so that
-the words seemed more than life-sized.
-
- “After every minute
- “Comes another minute
- “And then, rest assured,
- “Another.
- “Like drops from a ledge in the rain.
- “You may not want to go on;
- “But _they_ will,
- “Oh! endlessly
- “Taking your life away, death, not final and complete,
- “But death in the midst of life,
- “Particles of death,
- “Death by attrition.
- “Drip on Old Death--in life!
- “Slow, dull, implacable, unendurable!
- “Drip on.”
-
-“That ‘Drip on’ is great. But perhaps you don’t like modern poetry?”
-
-“I don’t _mind_ it,” said Mr. Preemby genially.
-
-“Of course, nothing of a really destructive nature _can_ have happened
-to that van,” said Mr. Crumb in a pessimistic tone.
-
-When Picton’s van arrived and the roomy wardrobe began its destructive
-march through the passage, Mr. Crumb called suddenly upon his maker in
-a loud distressful voice and vanished for the better part of an hour.
-
-Christina Alberta was torn between a sympathetic understanding of
-Harold’s state of mind and the fear that her Daddy might perceive the
-unfavourable reaction he produced in Harold and be hurt by it. She and
-Fay became brightly helpful with the unpacking. “If I might have one of
-those blue pinafores of Mr. Crumb’s to put on,” said Mr. Preemby, “I’d
-be glad. These black things of mine show every mark.”
-
-Mr. Crumb’s overall reached far below Mr. Preemby’s knees and somehow
-justified his calling it a pinafore. It brought out something
-endearingly infantile in his appearance that appealed to the maternal
-instinct lurking in Mrs. Crumb. She struggled with a persuasion that he
-was really a little boy of nine who had been naughty and grown a big
-moustache and that she had to take care of him and restrain him and
-generally tell him not to. The books were put in the bookshelves as Mr.
-Preemby said, “just anyhow”; they could be sorted up later, but the
-curiosities and specimens took longer and had to be “put out” more or
-less in the cabinet. There were not only real curiosities and specimens
-but many little things that Mr. Preemby had accumulated because they
-looked like curiosities and specimens. There was, for instance, a piece
-of one of the laundry delivery van mudguards so bent by a collision as
-to resemble a human torso in the most striking fashion; there was the
-almost complete skull of an unknown mammal, probably a fallow deer,
-picked up in Epping Forest, there was a potato, now rather shrivelled,
-in which it was possible to detect thirty-seven distinct human faces
-and--specimen of an entirely different quality--a large flint in which
-there were no less than fifty-five. Ages ago some primordial Preemby
-had discovered and loved that very same flint and had brought out the
-likenesses by chipping an eye here or a nostril there; but Mr. Preemby
-did not suspect the help of that remote and perhaps ancestral hand.
-Even in waking life Mr. Preemby saw faces in everything. What he would
-have been like with a high temperature it is impossible to imagine.
-
-Christina Alberta’s anxiety about her father’s reception by the Crumbs
-diminished as she saw his virtual conquest of Fay. Fay treated him
-firmly but indulgently, and they lost a good deal of time while she
-tried to see all the fifty-five faces of the wonderful flint. They had
-to start and start again, but always they lost count about “Twen-tee”
-or “Twen-tee-one.” The question would arise whether they were counting
-one of the faces over again.
-
-Harold returned in a moody state and could be heard, all too
-distinctly, kicking Mr. Preemby’s packing cases in the hall, but Fay
-went out to him with a lofty sleep-walking expression in her pale eyes,
-and the concussions ceased, and presently Harold came downstairs again
-looking almost handsome in nankeen trousers, a blue jacket with big
-silver buttons and a voluminous black tie, and was quite nice to Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-“You won’t mind my touching that wardrobe of yours up a bit?” he said.
-“It damps us off, as it is. Kind of reproaches us. One of us has to be
-altered, you see, it or me, and either I paint it or else I get a silk
-hat with a deep mourning band and a gold-handled umbrella--which would
-cost no end of money. Whereas I _have_ the paint.”
-
-“If you can get the paint off again,” said Mr. Preemby. “You see if I
-was to move--_back_.... It’s all right to have all this paint in a Mew.
-But out of a Mew....”
-
-“Exactly,” said Harold. “My idea is to make a little pink house of it
-with windows and so on. Something very simple. Rather like the scenery
-of a Russian Sketch. _Chauve Souris_ sort of stuff. Conventional to the
-_n_^{th}. And we might put up placards at the corner of it according to
-what is going on. Make a bit of an institution of it.”
-
-“So long as it makes things agreeable,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-He found his hair being ruffled affectionately. “Dear little Daddy!”
-said Christina Alberta.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-But now appeared a new-comer and life was made uncomfortable and
-complicated for Christina Alberta again by the presence of Mr. Teddy
-Winterton’s candid insincerity. His graceful body, his movements, his
-voice, stirred her senses as she hated them to be stirred; his quiet
-impudence invaded her sense of humour; he wounded her pride and she
-longed to be even with him. She had no power over him and he behaved
-as if he owned her. She was always letting him go just a little too
-far. When he was about her nose cast a shadow that reached to her
-horizon. He stood now in the doorway--trousers of one pattern of tweed,
-waistcoat of another, Norfolk jacket of a third extensively unbuttoned
-in the accepted student style, and he watched Mr. Preemby carry his
-collection of roc’s bones, found near Staines, across the studio on a
-tea-tray. His eyes were round with surprise and amusement; his mouth
-said noiselessly, “What is it?”
-
-Christina Alberta was not going to have her Daddy laughed at by any
-Teddy Winterton. “Mr. Winterton,” she said. “This is my father.”
-
-“I’ll just get rid of my bones,” said Mr. Preemby, “and then I’ll shake
-hands.”
-
-“We’ll just finish up Mr. Preemby’s things and then we’ll all go round
-to Poppinetti’s to get some dinner,” said Fay. “There’s hardly anything
-left to unpack now.”
-
-“Just one or two Antediluvium bones,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-Teddy seized upon one. “This,” he said, inspecting it, “is a fossil
-rhinoceros thigh-bone from the Crag.”
-
-“It’s an Antediluvium horse,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“Forgive me! It’s a rhinoceros bone!”
-
-“Horses had rhinoceros bones in those days,” said Mr. Preemby. “And the
-rhinoceroses--! They were incredible. If I had one I shouldn’t have
-anywhere to put it.”
-
-Mr. Preemby was extracted from his overall and restored to the black
-coat and the grey felt hat with the black band. He became one of a
-straggling party that went out of Lonsdale Mews to a little Italian
-restaurant in the King’s Road. Three neighbours of the Crumbs mixed
-themselves up with the party, a very quiet man with silver hair and a
-young man and a dusky girl.
-
-Mr. Preemby was much impressed by the novelty of thus going out for
-dinner, and expatiated on its advantages to the silver-haired man who
-seemed to be the quiet sort of listening man that Mr. Preemby liked to
-meet. “You see you don’t have to _cook_ the meal and you don’t have to
-lay the table and afterwards naturally there isn’t any washing up. But
-I expect it comes more expensive.”
-
-The silver-haired man nodded intelligently. “Exactly,” he said.
-
-Harold Crumb overheard this. “Expensive,” he said, “it isn’t. No.
-Every other crime Poppinetti can commit, but that is barred by the
-circumstances of his clientele. He feeds us on stolen pigeons, his
-_dinde_ is guinea-pig, his beef, _a l’omnibus_: what he minces God
-knows; what he puts into his ravioli makes even the Lord God repent
-of his extreme creativeness. But you see, you don’t _think_ about his
-ravioli, you eat ’em, and they’re damned good. There are always flowers
-on the table and an effect of inexpensive refinement. You will see. You
-will see.”
-
-Mr. Preemby saw. Poppinetti was a small man but carefully modelled
-on Caruso, and he received his large party with the deference of a
-diplomatist and the effusion of a geyser. He was particularly gracious
-to Mr. Preemby, bowing profoundly to him, and saluting him with great
-richness subsequently whenever he caught his eye. He seemed to Mr.
-Preemby to spend the rest of their time together going to remoter and
-remoter parts of the restaurant in order to catch Mr. Preemby’s eye and
-bow and smile to him from greater and greater distances. Mr. Preemby
-had curious doubts whether he wasn’t being mistaken for somebody else.
-
-Signor Poppinetti, with an air of peculiar favour, guided the party
-to a long, unattractive table near the centre of the restaurant and
-took their conflicting orders with the gestures of a conductor guiding
-an orchestra through a difficult passage. Mr. Preemby was passive but
-observant; he presently found himself eating macaroni and drinking a
-rough red wine with a name that sounded to his London tuned ears like a
-challenge. Chianti.
-
-Harold Crumb showed great earnestness in the matter of macaroni. “In
-order to taste macaroni,” he assured Mr. Preemby, “it is necessary to
-fill the mouth absolutely full, good measure, pressed in and running
-over. To cut up macaroni with your fork as you are doing, is as awful
-as to cut an oyster. It--it devitalizes it.”
-
-“I like it cut up,” said Mr. Preemby with unexpected firmness. And he
-cut up some more.
-
-“Otherwise,” he said in a confidential aside to the silver-haired man,
-“I can’t help thinking it’s earthworms.”
-
-“Exactly. Exactly,” said the silver-haired man.
-
-Harold exemplified generously. His rampant face riding over a
-squirming mouthful of macaroni was like St. George and the Dragon on
-an English sovereign. He whistled as he ate. Long snakes of macaroni
-hung thoughtful for a moment and then, drawn by some incomprehensible
-fascination, fled into him. Teddy Winterton and one of the new-comers
-from the studio next door emulated him. Christina Alberta and Fay
-showed the furtive dexterity of the female. But Mr. Preemby was glad
-when macaroni was over, even though it raised the problem of eating an
-egg on spinach with a fork.
-
-But he was not really troubled in his mind as a younger man might have
-been. He had the _savoir-faire_ of middle-age. This restaurant dinner
-was on the whole a bright and agreeable experience for him. He liked
-even the corrosive taste of the Chianti. This Chianti you drank out
-of quite largish tumblers because it was almost as cheap and light as
-beer. It did not intoxicate, but it warmed the mind, and it cast a
-pleasant and convincing indistinctness over the universe so that the
-Tunbridges all became Tumbridges without any question, and the secret
-dreams and convictions of the heart became certain knowledge. Presently
-Mr. Preemby found himself able and willing to tell things and hint much
-more important things about his collections to the white-haired man and
-also to the dark, untidy girl who was sitting on his other side, and
-who came from the other studio and about whose name he had no idea, and
-presently to others; and when the bird came--it was a bird new to Mr.
-Preemby, and called, he gathered, _rabbkey_ or _turkit_--most of the
-party was talking in the loud, confused, explosive way these young
-people affected about the lost _Atlantis_.
-
-He had never spoken so freely before upon this topic. At home he had
-always been restrained by the late Mrs. Preemby’s genuine lack of
-interest. And even now he was not prepared for positive statements
-or for an encounter with sceptical arguments about that great lost
-continent of the Golden Age. Atlantis had been the scene and substance
-of his secret reveries for many years; he knew his knowledge of it was
-of a different order from common knowledge, more intuitive, mystical,
-profound. From the outset his manner was defensive, discreet and
-obscure, as of one willing but not permitted to speak.
-
-How did he know that there had been this lost continent?
-
-“H’rrmp,” he said with the faint smile of peculiar knowledge; “studied
-it for years.”
-
-“What is the evidence?” asked the untidy young lady.
-
-“So abundant. Impossible to retail it. Convincing. Of various sorts.
-Plato has much about it. Unfinished fragment. Many books have been
-written. Many inscriptions in Egypt.”
-
-“What sort of people were they?” asked the untidy girl.
-
-“Very wonderful people, young lady,” said Mr. Preemby. “H’rrmp. Very
-wonderful people.”
-
-“Philosophy, no end I suppose?” asked the young man from the next
-studio with his mouth full.
-
-“What we know--a mere remnant,” said Mr. Preemby. “Mere remnant.”
-
-“How did they dress?”
-
-“H’rrmp. Robes. White robes--extremely dignified. Blue--azure--when
-justice was administered. Plato tells us that much.”
-
-“Could they fly?”
-
-“They understood it. It was not made a practice of.”
-
-“Motor cars? All that sort of thing?”
-
-“If they wanted to. There was less motoring--more meditation. We
-live--age of transition. H’rrmp.”
-
-“And then it all went phut?” said the young man from the next studio.
-“Submerged and all that. What a lesson!”
-
-“That need not have happened,” said Mr. Preemby darkly.
-
-Mr. Preemby became dimly aware of scepticism. “There’s not an atom of
-evidence that there ever was a continent in the Atlantic,” Mr. Teddy
-Winterton was saying to Christina Alberta; “within thirty million years
-of anything human. The ocean troughs go right back to the Mesozoic age.”
-
-Mr. Preemby would have noticed this remark but the untidy girl asked
-him suddenly if he did not think that the swastika was a symbol derived
-from Atlantis. He said he was quite certain it was. She asked what it
-meant exactly; she had always been curious about its significance:
-and he became guarded and mysterious. She wanted moreover to know
-things about the costume of that lost world, about its social customs,
-about its religion. Were women citizens? She was certainly the most
-intelligent about it of all the company. The silver-haired man seemed
-to be faintly amused.
-
-The rest of the company wandered off into a discussion of the
-possibility of going to the Chelsea Arts Ball in the character of
-a party from the Lost Atlantis. Many of their ideas Mr. Preemby
-thought trivial and undignified. “Leaves us unlimited scope,” said
-Harold Crumb. “We could invent weapons--have wings if we liked. Magic
-carbuncles on our shields--illuminated. Mysterious books and tablets.
-And a sort of peculiar wailing, drumming music; Mya, mya, mya.”
-
-He pursed up his face and made a curious mooing noise with it to convey
-his intention, twiddling his fingers to assist the effect.
-
-It was no good protesting against such imaginative ignorance. But to
-the dark, untidy girl and to the acquiescent man with silvery hair Mr.
-Preemby continued to be quietly oracular and communicative from behind
-his moustache.
-
-“But how are these things known?” the dark girl persisted. “There is
-nothing in the British Museum.”
-
-“You forget,” said Mr. Preemby. “H’rrmp, the Freemasons. There are
-Inner Groups--traditions. Thank you. Just half a glass more. Oh! you’ve
-filled it! Thank you.”
-
-As he talked he was aware of something going on between Christina
-Alberta and Winterton. At first it seemed not to matter in the
-slightest degree, but to be just part of the general unusualness of the
-gathering, and then it seemed to matter a great deal. He saw Christina
-Alberta’s little fist resting on the table, and suddenly Winterton’s
-hand enveloped it. She snatched her hand away. Then something was
-whispered and her hand came back. In another moment the hands were five
-inches apart and it was as if nothing had ever happened between them.
-
-He would probably have forgotten the momentary invasion of his
-attention by Christina Alberta if something else had not occurred
-at the phase of dessert. Poppinetti’s idea of dessert was a sort
-of lottery of walnuts--if you found a sound one you won--masses of
-compressed and damaged dates and a few defiant apples. There was a
-great crackling. The company was littering the table with walnut
-shells, and the green, black and yellow corruption they had contained,
-when this second incident caught Mr. Preemby’s eye. He saw Teddy
-Winterton run his hand very softly along Christina Alberta’s forearm.
-And her arm was not withdrawn.
-
-Every one was talking just then and for a moment it seemed
-to Mr. Preemby that he alone had seen, and then he caught an
-observant expression on the face of the silver-haired man. It was
-all very confusing, and this Chianti--though it was really not
-intoxicating--made everything swimmy, but Mr. Preemby knew somehow
-that the silver-haired man had also seen that furtive familiarity, and
-that he too didn’t quite approve of it.
-
-Ought one to take notice? Ought one to say anything? Perhaps
-afterwards. Perhaps when they were alone together, he might ask her
-quietly, “Are you and that young man Winterton engaged?”
-
-“A bit too much,” said Mr. Preemby quietly, meeting the eye of the
-silver-haired man. “I don’t like that sort of thing.”
-
-“Quite,” said the silver-haired man.
-
-“I shall speak to her.”
-
-“You’re right there,” said the silver-haired man warmly. A very
-sensible fellow.
-
-A great rustle and a scraping of chairs. Poppinetti, figuring upon an
-accounts-pad, came to collect the money. “I’ll pay for us, Daddy,” said
-Christina Alberta, “and we’ll settle up afterwards.”
-
-Poppinetti bowing. Poppinetti on Mr. Preemby’s right and on Mr.
-Preemby’s left; several Poppinettis bowing. A great activity of
-Poppinettis handing hats and so forth. Poppinettis whichever way
-you turned. The restaurant rotating slightly. Was this Chianti
-perhaps stronger than Mr. Preemby had been led to believe? A number
-of Poppinettis opening a number of doors and saying polite things.
-Difficult to choose a door. Right the first time. Out into the street.
-People going by. Taxis. No more Poppinettis. But a girl ought not to
-let a young man stroke her arm at dinner, when anyone might see it
-happen. It wasn’t correct. Something had to be said. Something tactful.
-
-Mr. Preemby became aware that he was walking next to Mrs. Crumb. “It
-was lovely to hear you talking about the New Atlantis,” she said. “I
-wish I had been sitting nearer.”
-
-“H’rrmp,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-Something very nice about Mrs. Crumb. What was it? Not so _fearfully_
-married, but married quite enough.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-Mr. Preemby thought they were going back for coffee and a little talk
-and then bed; he had no idea of the immense amount of evening still
-before him. He knew nothing as yet of the capacity for sitting up late
-and getting lively in the small hours possessed by this new world of
-young people into which Christina Alberta had led him.
-
-And in a sort of hectic discontinuous way they were lively for hours.
-It became vaguely evident to Mr. Preemby that there was a periodic
-“day” set apart by Mrs. Crumb for evening gatherings in the studio,
-and that this evening he had chosen for his settling down was such
-an evening. Fresh people dropped in. One it seemed was a portentous
-arrival, he came in quite soon after the return from Poppinetti’s; he
-was very fat and broad, a white-faced man of forty or so, rather short
-of breath, with exceedingly intelligent eyes under a broad forehead and
-a rather loose, peevish mouth. He carried himself with the involuntary
-self-consciousness of a man who thinks he is pointed out. His name
-it seemed was Paul Lambone, and he had written all sorts of things.
-Everybody treated him with a faint deference. He greeted Christina
-Alberta with great warmth.
-
-“How’s the newest Van?” he said, shaking her hand as though he liked
-it, and speaking with a singularly small voice for so ample a person.
-“How’s the last step in Advance?”
-
-“You’ve got to meet my father,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Has it got a father? I thought it just growed like Topsy--out of
-Nietzsche and Bernard Shaw and all the rest of them.”
-
-“H’rrmp,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-Mr. Lambone turned to him. “What a Handful a daughter is!” he said, and
-bowed slightly towards Christina Alberta, “even the best of them.”
-
-Mr. Preemby replied after the manner of the parents in Woodford Wells.
-“She’s a good daughter to me, sir.”
-
-“Yes, but they aren’t like sons.”
-
-“You have sons, sir, I presume.”
-
-“Only dream children. I’ve not had your courage to realize things. I’ve
-married a hundred times in theory and here I am just a sort of bachelor
-uncle to everybody. Poking in among the younger people and observing
-their behaviour with”--his intelligent eyes looked quietly over his
-garrulous mouth at Christina Alberta--“terror and admiration.”
-
-Two other visitors appeared in the doorway and Mr. Lambone turned
-from Mr. Preemby to greet them as soon as Fay had done her welcome,
-a fierce-looking young man with an immense head of black hair and a
-little lady like a china doll dressed to remind one of Watteau.
-
-Conversation became general and Mr. Preemby receded into the background
-of events.
-
-He found himself side by side with his friend with the silver hair,
-against his bookcase. “I didn’t expect a party,” he said.
-
-“I thought so too.”
-
-“I only got here this afternoon. The vans came late and lots of my
-things are still to be unpacked.”
-
-The silver-haired man nodded sympathetically. “Often the case,” he
-murmured.
-
-Every one was talking loudly. It was difficult to hear. It was confused
-sort of talking, and whenever two or three seemed to be interested in
-what they were saying, Fay Crumb went and interrupted them as a good
-hostess should. Other people, only vaguely apprehended by Mr. Preemby,
-got into the studio somehow. There was a red-haired young lady with a
-tremendous decolletage; behind you could see almost to her waist. He
-h’rrmp’d at it and thought of saying something about it, something cold
-and quiet, to the silver-haired man. But he didn’t. He couldn’t think
-of anything sufficiently cold and quiet to say.
-
-Fay Crumb came and asked whether he would like some whisky or beer.
-“Not on the top of that nice Chianti, thank you,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-The conversation seemed to get noisier and noisier. In one corner
-Harold Crumb could be heard quoting the poems of Vachel Lindsay. Then
-Mr. Lambone came up and seemed to want to talk about the Lost Atlantis,
-but Mr. Preemby was shy of talking about the Lost Atlantis with Mr.
-Lambone. “Getting on all right, Daddy?” said Christina Alberta,
-drifting by and not waiting for any answer but an “h’rrmp.”
-
-There appeared three young people with a gramophone they explained they
-had just bought, and Fay discovered that the beer had been forgotten
-and sent Harold out to borrow some from a neighbour. These new-comers
-made no very profound impression on Mr. Preemby’s now jaded mind,
-except that one of them, the owner of the gramophone, a very fair young
-man with a long, intelligent nose, was wearing the big horn of the
-gramophone as a headdress, and that he meant to have that gramophone
-going whatever else might occur.
-
-The music was dance-music, jazz for the most part and a few waltzes,
-and it revived Mr. Preemby considerably. He sat up and beat time with
-the leg-bones of a roc, and presently two or three couples were dancing
-on the studio floor. Curious dancing, Mr. Preemby thought; almost
-like walking--jiggety walking with sudden terrific back-swipes of the
-legs. There was an interruption when Harold returned with the borrowed
-beer--bringing its lenders with it. Then there was a general clamour
-for Christina Alberta and Teddy to “do” their dance. Teddy was quite
-willing but Christina Alberta seemed reluctant, and when Mr. Preemby
-saw the dance he was not surprised.
-
-“H’rrmp,” he said, and stroked his moustache and looked at the
-silver-haired man.
-
-It really was too familiar altogether; for some moments the principals
-vanished upstairs, and came back altered. For some reason Teddy had
-adopted a cloth cap and a red neck-wrap; he was, in fact, being an
-Apache, and the bearing of Christina Alberta had become very proud and
-spirited with her arms akimbo.
-
-Every one backed against the walls to clear a dancing floor. At the
-beginning it wasn’t so bad. But presently this Mr. Teddy was pitching
-Christina Alberta about, throwing her over his shoulder, taking hold
-of her, bending her backward, holding her almost upside down, both
-legs in the air and her hands dragging on the ground. And she was red
-and excited and seemed to like these violent familiarities. There was
-a kind of undesirable suitability between them for such purposes. She
-and Teddy looked into each other’s eyes with a sort of intimacy and yet
-with a sort of fierce defiance. At one point in the extraordinary dance
-she had to smack his face, a good hard smack, nicely timed. She did it
-with a spirit that made every one applaud. Whereupon he smiled and took
-her nice little neck in his hands and strangled her with great realism.
-
-Then the gramophone had its death rattle and the dance was over.
-
-Mr. Preemby’s throat had not troubled him much since dinner, but now he
-said “h’rrmp” repeatedly.
-
-They wanted Christina Alberta, bright and panting and shock-headed, to
-repeat the performance, but she wouldn’t. She had had a glimpse of the
-solemn dismay and perplexity upon her Daddy’s face.
-
-The people from the studio next door were the next to give a display:
-they obliged with an imitation of a Russian imitation of a peasant
-dance from Saratoff. There was a gramophone record that was not quite
-the proper music, but it would do. That dance really amused Mr.
-Preemby. The young man went down quite close to the floor and kicked
-out his feet with the greatest agility and the girl was as wooden as
-a doll. Every one clapped hands in time to the music, and so did Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-And then came a further irruption. Five people in fancy dress demanding
-beer. They impressed Mr. Preemby as strange and bright-coloured, but
-totally uninteresting. One wore a red coxcomb and was dressed as a
-jester in cap and bells. The others just wore tights and bright things
-that signified nothing at all. They had been at some party given by
-somebody or other for the “Young people.” They announced with shouts,
-“They shut down at midnight. Yes, they shut down at midnight. When the
-young people go to bed.”
-
-It was only too manifest that No. 8 Lonsdale Mews meant to do nothing
-of the sort.
-
-Beer. Mr. Preemby declined. The last of the beer. Cigarettes. Much
-smoke. The last of the whisky. More gramophone, more dancing and Harold
-Crumb’s voice loose again in recitation. Beer or whisky had thickened
-it. But there were countervailing noises. Movement. A circle was
-cleared. Not more dancing! No. Feats of strength and dexterity with
-chairs, performed chiefly by Teddy Winterton, the gramophone owner, and
-Harold. This stunting stopped presently and the company flowed back
-towards the middle of the room. Talk Mr. Preemby could not follow;
-phrases he could not understand. Nobody taking the slightest notice of
-him.
-
-A sense of weariness and futility and desolation came upon him. How
-differently were the evenings of the past spent by the good wise people
-of the lost Atlantis! Philosophical discourse they had, the lute, the
-lyre. Elevated thoughts.
-
-He caught sight of Mrs. Crumb yawning furtively. Suddenly, stupendously
-he yawned. And yawned again.
-
-“Yaaw,” he said to Paul Lambone who was at his side.
-
-“Proyawaw--Prolly thiswe sitting on my beawawd.”
-
-“You live here?” said Mr. Lambone.
-
-“Come to-day. Christina Albyawawawter arranged it.”
-
-“The devil she did!” said Mr. Lambone, and looked across the studio at
-her. For some moments he seemed lost in thought.
-
-“Very remarkable young woman that daughter of yours,” he said. “Makes
-me feel old-fashioned.”
-
-He looked at the wrist-watch he wore, “Half-past one,” he said. “I’ll
-start the Go....”
-
-
-§ 7
-
-Mr. Preemby heard a few sentences of the parting between Teddy
-Winterton and Christina Alberta. “Yes or no?” said Teddy.
-
-“_No_,” said Christina Alberta with emphasis.
-
-“Not a bit of it,” said Teddy.
-
-“I don’t want to,” she said.
-
-“But you _do_.”
-
-“Oh, go to the devil!”
-
-“Not as if there were risks.”
-
-“I shan’t come. It’s preposterous.”
-
-“I shall wait all the same.”
-
-“You may wait.”
-
-“Little Chrissy Hesitation. Anything to please you.”
-
-
-§ 8
-
-It took until past two o’clock for the Go Paul Lambone had started to
-remove the last of the company.
-
-“All hands to the bedmaking,” cried Fay. “It isn’t always like this,
-Mr. Preemby.”
-
-“Confess I feel tired,” said Mr. Preemby. “Had a long day of it.”
-
-Christina Alberta regarded him with belated compunction. “It just
-happened like this,” she said.
-
-“Not used to such late hours,” said Mr. Preemby, sitting on his bed
-when at last it was made, and he did a yawn that almost dislocated his
-jaw.
-
-“Night,” said Fay, yawning also.
-
-“We’ll turn in,” said Harold. “So long, Mr. Preemby.” The yawning
-seized upon Harold also. What a face he had!
-
-“Goo-i.”
-
-“Gawooi-i.”
-
-The door closed upon them.
-
-There was much to say to Christina Alberta, but it was too late and Mr.
-Preemby was too weary to say it now And also he had no idea what it was
-he ought to say.
-
-A casual remark fell out, “I liked that man with the white hair,” he
-said.
-
-“Did you?” said Christina Alberta absently.
-
-“He was intelligent. He took a great interest in the Lost Atlantis.”
-
-“He’s stone deaf,” said Christina Alberta, “and he’s ashamed of
-it--poor dear.”
-
-“Oh!” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“All this is going to be rather noisy for you, Daddy,” she said, coming
-to what she had in mind.
-
-“It _is_ a bit ramshackle,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“We ought to go to Tunbridge Wells quite soon and look round there.”
-
-“To-morrow,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“Not to-morrow.”
-
-“Why not?”
-
-“The next day,” said Christina Alberta. “I’m not quite sure about
-to-morrow. I’d sort of half promised to go somewhere else--. But it
-doesn’t matter very much really.”
-
-“I’d like to go to Tumbridge Wells to-morrow,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“Why not?” said Christina Alberta as if to herself, and hesitated.
-
-Se walked to the door and came back. “Good night, little Daddy,” she
-said.
-
-“Are we going then? To-morrow?”
-
-“No.... Yes.... I don’t know. I _had_ planned to do something
-to-morrow. Important in a kind of way.... We’ll go to-morrow, Daddy.”
-
-She walked away from him with her arms akimbo and stared at those queer
-pictures.
-
-She spun round on her feet. “I can’t go to-morrow,” she said.
-
-“Yes, I will,” she contradicted.
-
-“Oh, hell!” she cried, in a most unaccountable and unladylike way. “I
-don’t know what to _do_!”
-
-Mr. Preemby looked at her with grave and weary eyes. This was a new
-Christina Alberta to him. She ought not to swear. She did _not_ ought
-to swear. She’d caught it up from these people. She didn’t know what it
-meant. He must talk to her--to-morrow. About that and one or two other
-things. But Heavens! how tired he was!
-
-“You--” He yawned. “You must take care of yourself, Christina Alberta,”
-he said.
-
-“I’ll do that all right, Daddy. Trust me.”
-
-She came and sat down beside him on his little half-fictitious bed. “We
-can’t decide to-night, Daddy. We’re too tired. We’ll settle to-morrow.
-Have to see what the weather’s like for one thing. Wouldn’t do to
-walk about Tunbridge if it was wet. We’ll decide about everything
-to-morrow--when our heads are cool. Why! you dear little Daddy! It’s
-just upon half-past two.”
-
-She put her arm round his shoulders and kissed him on the top of his
-head and the lobe of his ear. He loved her to touch him and kiss him.
-He did not understand in the least how much he loved her to kiss him.
-
-“Dear _tired_ little Daddy,” she said in her softest voice: “You are
-ever so kind to me. Good night.”
-
-She had gone.
-
-For some time Mr. Preemby sat quite motionless in a state of almost
-immobile thought.
-
-The floor of the studio was littered with burnt matches and cigarette
-ends and the air smelt of stale smoke and beer. On the blue-painted
-table stood an empty beer-bottle and two or three glasses containing
-dregs of beer and cigarette ash.
-
-It was all very different from Woodford Wells,--very different indeed.
-
-But it was Experience.
-
-Mr. Preemby bestirred himself to undress.
-
-That night-shirt of Saxony flannel had still to be unpacked.
-
-
-§ 9
-
-In the morning Christina Alberta was still restless and quite undecided
-about going to Tunbridge Wells, though the weather was perfectly fine.
-About half-past eleven she disappeared, and after a light lunch with
-Fay--Harold was out also--it became evident to Mr. Preemby that the
-visit to Tunbridge Wells was postponed for the day. So he went to
-South Kensington to look at the Museums there. He did not go into them
-actually, he just looked at them and at the colleges and buildings
-generally. It was a preliminary reconnaissance.
-
-The Museums were quite good to look at. Larger, more extensive, than
-the British Museum. Probably they contained--all sorts of things.
-
-Christina Alberta reappeared in the studio about half-past six
-looking very bright and exalted. There was something about her subtly
-triumphant.
-
-She offered no explanation of her disappearance. She was full of the
-visit to Tunbridge on the morrow. They must catch a train soon after
-nine and have a good long day. She was unusually affectionate to her
-Daddy.
-
-Harold was out for the evening and Fay had some reviewing to do, so
-they had quite a quiet and domestic evening. Mr. Preemby read with a
-varying attention a nice deep confusing book he had found in the room
-upstairs called _Fantasia of the Unconscious_ about the Lost Atlantis
-and similar things.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE FOURTH
-
-_The Petunia Boarding House_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-Most places in the world have sister cities and twins and parallels,
-but Tunbridge Wells is Tunbridge Wells, and there is nothing really
-like it upon our planet. Not that it is in any way strange or
-fantastic, but because of its brightly delicate distinction. It is
-clean and open, and just pleasantly absurd. It is not more than
-thirty miles from London, as the crow flies, but the North Downs six
-miles away dismiss with a serene and gracious gesture all thoughts of
-London from the mind. It is away from the main line out of London,
-inconvenient for season-ticket holders; there is no direct route for
-the hurrying motorist over those saving Downs; to Dover and Kent
-generally he goes to the east of it, and to Brighton he goes to the
-west--if he survive the hills of Westerham and Sevenoaks. Rich men’s
-estates encircle it with accessible parks. Eridge, Bayham, Penshurst
-Park, Knole and the like protect it from overmuch breeding of little
-villa residences. There it lies, on a rare piece of rocky soil, dry
-underfoot, airy and wholesome, with its friendly Common in the midst of
-it; its Spa of evil-tasting beneficent waters as the Stuart princesses
-drank them, its Pantiles and its Pump Room, much as Dr. Johnson knew
-the place. Mount Sion and Mount Ephraim, Beulah Road and something
-evangelical in the air, remind the light-minded visitor that London in
-the past was a Puritan city. Many a serious liver has been touched
-and found grace at Tunbridge Wells. Many a light liver has found fresh
-strength there. And thither came Mr. Preemby and Christina Alberta
-seeking a boarding house--and they could have sought it in no more
-favourable locality.
-
-They set about the search in a systematic way as became a couple, one
-of whom had been partially trained for sociological research at the
-London School of Economics and partially trained for business at the
-Tomlinson School. Mr. Preemby had been for beginning with a general
-look-round, just walking round and looking quietly at things for a bit,
-but Christina Alberta consulted all the agents in order, and bought
-a map and guide to the town and sat down on a seat on the Common and
-planned the operations that led quite readily and easily to the Petunia
-Boarding House.
-
-In the guide Mr. Preemby read with approval some very promising words.
-“Listen to this, my dear,” he said. “H’rrmp. ‘General Characteristics.
-Emphasis might very well be laid on the character enjoyed by Tunbridge
-Wells as a magnet for high-class residents and visitors. The town is
-never overrun with trippers, nor are its streets ever defiled by the
-vulgar or the inane. Its inhabitants are composed, for the most part,
-of well-to-do people who naturally create a social atmosphere tinged by
-culture and refinement.’”
-
-“_Tinged_ is a jolly good word for it, I expect,” said Christina
-Alberta.
-
-“I think my instinct has guided me aright to this place,” said Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-The Petunia Boarding House looks obliquely upon the Common from where
-Petunia Road runs into the quaint and pleasant High Street. It has
-not the towering magnificence of the Wellington, the Royal Mount
-Ephraim, the Marlborough, or their fellows, which face the sun so
-bravely from the hill-crest above the Common, but it is a house of
-dignified comfort. The steps, the portico, the ample hall, the name in
-letters of gold on black, made Mr. Preemby say h’rrmp several times.
-An excessively chubby maid in a very, very tight black dress and a cap
-and apron, came and looked at Mr. and Miss Preemby with a distraught
-evasive expression, answered some preliminary questions incoherently,
-and said she would call Miss Emily Rewster--Miss Margaret was out.
-Thereupon Miss Emily Rewster, who had been hovering attentively behind
-a bead curtain, thrust it aside and came ingratiatingly into the
-foreground. She was a little high-coloured old lady, with an air of
-genteel _savoir-faire_; she had a lace cap and wore a great deal of
-lace and several flounces, and she had the most frankly dyed chestnut
-hair that Christina Alberta had ever seen. “Was it just for a week or
-so Mr. Preemby wanted to come, or something--perheps--more permanent?”
-
-Explanations were exchanged. Mr. Preemby was to be “more permanent”;
-Christina Alberta intermittent--and rather a difficulty. The existence
-of headquarters in Chelsea was revealed discreetly, but not the fact
-that they were in a Mews.
-
-Miss Emily Rewster thought Christina Alberta could be fitted in if she
-wasn’t too particular about having the same room, or exactly the same
-sort of room every time she came. “We have to menage,” said Miss Emily
-Rewster.
-
-“So long as the window opens,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-The rooms exhibited were very satisfactory, (h’rrmp) very satisfactory.
-A glimpse of a bathroom was given. “You say when you want one,” said
-Miss Emily Rewster. There was a dining-room with separate tables, and
-there were flowers on every table, very refined and pleasant, and there
-was a large drawing-room with a piano and a great number of arm-chairs
-and sofas wearing flounces so like the flounces of Miss Emily Rewster,
-and antimacassars so like her cap, and with so entirely her air of
-accommodating receptiveness that it seemed as though they must be
-at least her cousins who had joined her in the enterprise. The piano
-wore a sort of lace bed-spread, and there were polished tables bearing
-majolica pots of aspidistra on mats and little less serious tables for
-use, and there was a low bookcase with books in it and a great heap
-of illustrated papers on the top. The hall expanded at the back into
-a rather modernish lounge where two ladies were having tea; and there
-was also a smoking-room, where, said Miss Emily Rewster to Christina
-Alberta rather coyly, “the gentlemen smoke.”
-
-“We’ve been very full this season,” said Miss Emily Rewster, “very
-full. We’ve had nearly thirty sitting at dinner. But of course the
-season is drawing in now. Just at present we’re down to nine at
-breakfast and seven at dinner; two gentlemen in business here. But
-people come and people go. I’ve had two inquiries by post to-day. One
-an invalid lady and her sister. They think of drinking the waters. And
-there are Birds of Passage as well as Regulars. Just for a night or
-so. Motor families. They take us _en route_. That’s where we have an
-advantage in being so close to the shops.”
-
-She beamed intimately at Mr. Preemby. “Often my sister or I pop out at
-the last moment and get in things ourselves. When every one else is
-busy. We don’t mind any little trouble if it makes people comfortable.”
-
-“We’ve been on the separate table system ever since the war,” said Miss
-Emily Rewster. “So much more pleasant. You can keep yourself Quate to
-yourself if you wish, or you can be Friendly. People often Speak in the
-Drawing-room or in the Smoking-room. And they bow. Sometimes people get
-Quate friendly. Play Games. Get up Excursions together. Quate Pleasant.”
-
-Christina Alberta asked an obvious question.
-
-“Very pleasant people indeed,” said Miss Emily. “Very pleasant people.
-A retired gentleman and his wife and her stepdaughter and two retired
-maiden ladies and a gentleman and his lady who has been in a forest in
-Burmah and so on.”
-
-Christina Alberta restrained a ribald impulse to ask what a “retired
-gentleman” or a “retired maiden lady” really meant.
-
-“I’ve always been attracted to Tumbridge Wells,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“_Royal_ Tunbridge Wells _if_ you please,” said Miss Emily radiantly.
-“The ‘Royal’ was added in nineteen nine, you know, by gracious command
-of his Majesty.”
-
-“I didn’t know,” said Mr. Preemby with profound respect, and tried it
-over; “_Royal_ Tumbridge Wells.”
-
-“Makes it rather a mouthful,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“A very pleasant mouthful for Us, I can assure you,” said Miss Emily
-loyally.
-
-The Petunia Boarding House seemed so satisfactory to Mr. Preemby that
-it was arranged that he should return the next day but one, bringing
-with him some clothes and other luggage, and that Christina Alberta
-was to come and stay with him for a few days--there was a little room
-upstairs she could have--and then she would go back to London and her
-studies and take her chance of coming again when there was a room for
-her.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-In the train back to London Mr. Preemby rehearsed these arrangements
-and made his plans.
-
-“I shall come down here the day after to-morrow, after I have put my
-collections in order at the Mew. I shall put the best things so that
-they can be seen through the glass of the cabinet, but I think I shall
-lock them up, and I shall bring down a few necessary books, and then
-when I have quite settled in I shall go and have a good look at these
-celebrated Rocks here.”
-
-“We could come down in the morning,” said Christina Alberta, “and go
-and look at them in the afternoon.”
-
-“Not the same afternoon,” said Mr. Preemby. “No. I want my mind to
-be quite fresh and open when I look at the Rocks. I think it will be
-best to see them quite early--after a night’s sleep. When there are no
-other visitors. I think--I think, Christina Alberta, that for the first
-time I’d better go to them quite alone. Without you. Sometimes you say
-things, Christina Alberta--you don’t mean to say them of course--but
-they put me out....”
-
-Christina Alberta reflected. “What do you expect to find at these
-Rocks, Daddy?”
-
-Mr. Preemby waved his moustache and the rest of his face slowly from
-side to side. “I go with an Open Mind,” he said. “Perhaps all of
-Atlantis was not lost. Some of it may be hidden. There are legends
-preserved by the philosopher Plato. Partly in cipher. Who knows? It may
-be here. It may be in Africa. A plan. A sign. The toad rock must be
-most singular. In the British Museum there is a toad rock from Central
-America....”
-
-He mused pleasantly for a time.
-
-“I shall take a note-book,” he said, “and several coloured pencils.”
-
-He continued to meditate. His next remark came after an interval of
-three or four minutes, and was a surprise for Christina Alberta.
-
-“I hope, my dear,” said Mr. Preemby, “that among all these artists and
-people you are not getting Ram Shackle.
-
-“I should be sorry to think you were getting Ram Shackle,” said Mr.
-Preemby.
-
-“But Daddy, what makes you think I may be getting--Ram Shackle?” asked
-Christina Alberta.
-
-“One or two little things I saw at the Mew,” said Mr. Preemby. “Just
-one or two little things. You’ve got to be careful, Christina Alberta.
-A girl has to take care of herself. And your friends--decidedly Ram
-Shackle. Don’t mind my making a remark about them, Christina Alberta.
-Just a word in season.”
-
-Christina Alberta’s answer came after a little interval, and without
-her usual confident ring. “Don’t you worry about me, Daddy,” she said.
-“I’m all right.”
-
-Mr. Preemby seemed about to change the subject. Then he remarked, “I
-don’t like that feller, Teddy Winterton. He’s too familiar.”
-
-“I don’t like him either,” said Christina Alberta. “He _is_ too
-familiar.”
-
-“That’s all right,” said Mr. Preemby. “I thought you didn’t notice,”
-and relapsed into meditation.
-
-But this sudden and unprecedented intervention in her personal affairs
-made Christian Alberta thoughtful for all the rest of the way to
-London. Ever and again she glanced furtively at her Daddy.
-
-He seemed to have forgotten her.
-
-But it was dreadfully true. Teddy Winterton had become--altogether--too
-familiar.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-In all ages competent observers have noted the erratic unexpectedness
-of destiny, and now Christina Alberta was to add her own small
-experience to this ever accumulating testimony. It seemed to her that
-in planting him out in the wholesome quiet of Royal Tunbridge Wells
-she was securing for her Daddy the very best possible conditions for
-a happy and harmless life. There had, indeed, been a notable change
-in the little man since her mother’s death, a release of will, a new
-freedom of expression, a disposition to comment and even form judgments
-upon things about him. She had herself likened it to the germination
-of a seed brought out of a suppressing aridity into moisture and the
-light, but she had not followed up that comparison so far as to
-speculate what efflorescences might arise out of this belated unfolding
-of his initiatives. That here, of all places, he would meet just the
-stimulus that was needed for the most fantastic expansions of his
-imaginative life, that for him Tunbridge Wells should prove the way
-out of this everyday world of ours into what was to be for him an
-altogether more wonderful and satisfactory existence, never entered her
-head.
-
-For three days, until a fretting urgency for events carried her back
-to London, she stayed in the Petunia Boarding House, and for all those
-three days there was no intimation of the great change in his mind
-that impended. On the whole he seemed unusually dull and quiet during
-those three days. He liked Tunbridge Wells very much, he said, but he
-was greatly disappointed by the High Rocks and by the Toad Rock when
-he came to examine them. He even doubted whether they were not “simply
-natural.” This was a terrible concession. He tried hard to believe that
-the Toad Rock was like one of the big Maya carvings of a toad from
-Yucatan, a cast of which he had seen in the British Museum, but it was
-evident that with all the will possible he could not manage so great
-an act of faith. All the decoration, he declared, all the inscription
-had been obliterated, and then, making the great blonde moustache
-bristle like a clothes-brush: “There never were any decorations or
-inscriptions. Never.”
-
-It was clear to Christina Alberta that he must have evolved very
-extraordinary expectations, indeed, to be so much cast down. She found
-herself very interested in the riddle of what was fermenting in his
-mind. It seemed to her as if he had regarded Tunbridge Wells as a
-sort of Poste Restante at which some letter of supreme importance had
-awaited him. And there was no letter.
-
-“But what did you expect, little Daddy?” said Christina Alberta, when
-on the afternoon of the first day he took her to the Toad Rock to see
-for herself how ordinary and insignificant a rock it was. “Did you
-expect some wonderful carvings?”
-
-“I expected--something for me. Something significant.”
-
-“For you?”
-
-“Yes, for me. And every one. About Life and the Mysteries. I had grown
-a sort of feeling there would be something there. _Now_--I don’t know
-where to turn.”
-
-“But what sort of thing, what significance did you expect?”
-
-“Isn’t Life a Riddle, Christina Alberta? Haven’t you noticed that? Do
-you think it is just nothing but studios and dances and excursions and
-char-à-bancs and meal-times and harvest?” he said. “Obviously there is
-something more in it than that. Obviously. All that is just a Veil.
-Outward Showing. H’rrmp. And I don’t know what is behind it, and I am
-just a plain boarder--in a boarding house--and my life is passing away.
-Very difficult. H’rrmp. Almost impossible. It worries me exceedingly.
-Somewhere there must be a clue.”
-
-“But that’s how we _all_ feel, Daddy,” cried Christina Alberta.
-
-“Things can’t be what they seem,” said Mr. Preemby, waving his hand
-with a gesture of contemptuous dismissal towards Rusthall Village,
-public house, lamp-posts, a policeman, a dog, a grocer’s delivery van
-and three passing automobiles. “That at any rate is obvious. It would
-be too absurd. Infinite space; stars and so forth. Just for running
-about in--between meals....”
-
-Now who would have thought, Christina Alberta reflected, that this sort
-of thing was going on in his head? Who would have thought it?
-
-“Either I am a Reincarnation,” said Mr. Preemby, “or I am not. And if
-I am not, then I want to know what all this business of the world is
-about. Symbolical it _must_ be, Christina Alberta. But of what?
-
-“All those years at the Laundry I knew that that life wasn’t
-real. A period of rest and preparation. Your dear mother thought
-differently--we never discussed it, h’rrmp, but it was so.”
-
-Christina Alberta could find no adequate comment and they went on in
-silence for some time. When they spoke again it was to discuss how they
-could get round to the High Rocks Hotel for tea.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-Mr. Preemby was evidently depressed and more than a little aggrieved,
-but he had none of the comprehensive despondency of your melancholic
-type. Concurrently he was quite actively interested in the boarding
-house, and the fellow boarders he encountered there. It was a novel
-experience for him to be in a boarding house. During his married
-life he had always spent his holidays with Mrs. Preemby in seaside
-apartments, so that she could supervise the provisioning properly, and
-detect, expose and rectify errors and extortion. They had taken drives
-inland during these vacations, or camped on the beach while Mr. Preemby
-and Christina Alberta had made sandcastles or pottered among rocks, and
-Mrs. Preemby had sat in a folding-chair and pined for the Laundry. If
-the weather was bad they kept in their apartments, where Mr. Preemby
-and Christina Alberta could read books while Mrs. Preemby could pine
-for the Laundry almost as well as she could on the beach. But deep
-in Mr. Preemby’s heart there had always been a craving for such a
-collective, promiscuous life as a boarding house affords.
-
-They had made the acquaintance of the second Miss Rewster, Miss
-Margaret Rewster, on their arrival with the luggage. She was a taller,
-more anxious and less richly belaced variation of her sister. They
-both, Mr. Preemby discovered, had a peculiar hovering quality. They
-seemed always hovering behind bead curtains or down passages, or
-looking over from staircase landings or peeping round doors; poor
-dears! they were dreadfully anxious not to interfere with their guests,
-but they were equally anxious that everything should be all right. At
-meal-times they operated with the joints and dishes behind a screen,
-and the chubby maid carried round the plates and vegetables. And
-whenever Mr. Preemby looked at the screen he found either Miss Margaret
-Rewster peeping over the top of it at him or Miss Emily Rewster peeping
-round the end. It made him quite nervous with his forks and spoons.
-When he dropped his serviette he hoped that would pass unobserved, but
-Miss Emily noted it at once and sent the chubby maid to pick it up for
-him.
-
-Mr. Preemby and Christina Alberta came down to dinner as soon as Miss
-Margaret had sounded the second gong, and so they were the first to be
-seated and could survey their fellow-guests at an advantage. Christina
-Alberta was quietly observant, but Mr. Preemby said “h’rrmp” at each
-fresh arrival. The next to appear were two Birds of Passage, a young
-man in Hudibrastic golfing knickerbockers, and a lady, presumably his
-wife, in a bright yellow sporting jumper, who were motoring about Kent;
-they made strenuous attempts to seize a table in the window which was
-already reserved for Petunia Regulars and were subdued with difficulty,
-but perfect dignity, by Miss Emily. They then consulted loudly about
-wine--the young man called the lady “Old Thing,” and “Old Top,” forms
-of expression new and interesting to Mr. Preemby, and she called him
-“Badger”--and the chubby maid produced a card of wines that could be
-sent out for. The young man read out the names and prices of wines and
-made his selection almost as though he were a curate officiating in a
-very large cathedral. His wife, to follow out that comparison, made the
-responses. “Chablis such as we should get here might be too sweet,” he
-proclaimed.
-
-“It might be too sweet?”
-
-“What of a Pommard, Old Top?”
-
-“Why _not_ a Pommard, Badger?”
-
-“The Beaune is a shilling cheaper and just as likely to be good--or
-bad.”
-
-“Just as likely.”
-
-The chubby maid flew out of the room, list in hand, with her thumb on
-the wine he had chosen.
-
-Meanwhile under cover of this hubbub the two ladies Mr. Preemby
-had seen at tea in the lounge on the occasion of his first visit,
-percolated unobtrusively to a table near the window. They were
-obviously sisters, both rather slender and tall with small, round,
-bright-coloured faces on stalk-like necks; they had sharp little noses,
-and one of them wore tortoiseshell spectacles. A gentleman with a white
-moustache, larger and nobler even than Mr. Preemby’s, accompanied by a
-small alert-looking wife, was the next to appear. Possibly this was the
-gentleman who had been in a forest in Burmah. The small alert-looking
-wife bowed to the slender ladies, who became agitated like reeds in a
-wind. The gentleman took no notice of them, grunted as he sat down,
-produced glasses and read the menu.
-
-“Tomato soup _again_!” he said.
-
-“It’s usually very nice tomato soup,” said his wife.
-
-“But Three Times Running!” he said. “It favours acidity. I don’t _like_
-tomato soup.”
-
-The table in the bow window was occupied by three people who drifted
-in separately. First came a little, thin, dark lady in grey, carrying
-a bead work-bag, then a little dark, bald man with large side-whiskers
-whom she addressed as father, and then a plump, healthy-looking wife
-with a radiant manner who swept in and distributed greetings.
-
-“Did you get your walk, Major Bone?” she said to the gentleman from the
-Burmese forest.
-
-“Just to Rusthall Common and back,” said Major Bone, speaking thickly
-through his moustache and soup. “Just to Rusthall Common.”
-
-“And you got a char-à-banc to Crohamhurst, Miss Solbé?” The two sisters
-answered in unison. “Oh! we had a _lovely_ ride.”
-
-“So picturesque,” said the one with spectacles.
-
-“So open and pleasant,” said the one without spectacles.
-
-“Did you see the sea?”
-
-“Oh, plainly!” said the one with spectacles.
-
-“Ever so far away,” said the one without.
-
-“Just as if the sky had a steel edge,” said the one with spectacles.
-
-“Exactly like a leetle silver line,” said the one without.
-
-“H’rrmp,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-Small portions of fish followed the tomato soup, and were consumed
-in comparative silence. There was a little burst of scarcely audible
-conversation at the window table.
-
-“Now is _this_ the same fish as we had yesterday?” asked the wife.
-
-“It is a very similar fish,” said the gentleman with whiskers.
-
-“The menu simply says, ‘Fish,’” said the stepdaughter.
-
-“H’rrmp,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“I think our back tyres were too tight to-day, Old Top,” said the
-man in plus fours, in a very loud, clear voice. “I felt the road
-dreadfully.”
-
-“I felt the road dreadfully,” said the lady in the yellow jumper.
-
-“I must let them down a little to-morrow morning.”
-
-“It would be better.”
-
-“To-morrow morning will do. I won’t trouble to-night.”
-
-“Much better to-morrow morning, Badger. You’re tired to-night after all
-that bumping. You’d make your hands dirty.”
-
-Silence and active business with knives and forks.
-
-“Porruck hasn’t written about that,” said the Major from the forest.
-
-“Very likely he’s busy,” said his wife.
-
-Silence.
-
-“H’rrmp,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-Christina Alberta searched her mind for some conversational opening
-that would give her father a reasonable opportunity to make an
-acceptable reply, but she could think of nothing that was neither
-too disconcerting nor too dangerous. She met his eye and he had the
-expression of one who holds out against a strain.
-
-Fish gave place to lamb.
-
-“I thought that road from Sittingbourne was just awful,” said the
-motoring gentleman.
-
-“It was _just_ awful,” responded his wife.
-
-Christina Alberta saw her father’s face working. He was going to say
-something. “H’rrmp. To-morrow, if it is fine, I think we will go for a
-walk in the morning.”
-
-The knives and forks were hushed. Everybody was listening.
-
-“I’d love a walk to-morrow, Daddy,” said Christina Alberta. “I should
-think there were some jolly walks about this place.”
-
-“Exactly,” said Mr. Preemby. “Very probably. The Guide Book is very
-reassuring. H’rrmp.”
-
-He had the dignified expression of a man who has carried off a
-difficult duty.
-
-Resumption of activity with knives and forks.
-
-“Hard to tell this lamb from mutton,” said Major Bone, “if it wasn’t
-for the mint sauce.”
-
-“Peas are never so nice as they are from your own garden,” said the
-wife of the whiskered gentleman to her stepdaughter.
-
-“It’s late for peas,” said the stepdaughter.
-
-The two Miss Solbés and the motoring gentleman began talking at the
-same time. Mrs. Bone expressed the idea that it was hard to get good
-lamb nowadays. Taking courage from this sudden swirl of conversation
-Mr. Preemby was emboldened to remark to Christina Alberta that he had
-always been attracted to Tumbridge Wells. He felt the air was a strong
-air. It gave him an appetite.
-
-“You must be careful not to get fat,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-The outburst of active human exchanges came to an end. Baked apple and
-custard were consumed in comparative silence. The chubby maid came to
-ask Mr. Preemby whether he would like his coffee in the lounge or the
-smoking-room. “The lounge I think,” said Mr. Preemby. “H’rrmp. The
-lounge.”
-
-The Misses Solbé, bearing glasses containing sugar and lemon juice,
-flitted from the room. The people from the window table followed.
-The function of dinner was completed. They found themselves alone
-in the lounge. Most of the people seemed to have drifted into the
-sitting-room. The gentleman from the forests of Burmah went by towards
-the smoking-room, carrying a large cigar which had an air of also
-coming from the forests of Burmah. It did not look like a cigar that
-had been rolled or filled; it looked like a cigar of old gnarled wood
-that had been hewn from a branching tree. A straw came out of the end
-of it....
-
-Christina Alberta stood and contemplated a vast void of time, two hours
-it might be, before she could decently go to bed. “Oh! this is the
-Life!” she said.
-
-“Extremely comfortable,” said Mr. Preemby, sitting down with much
-creaking in a basket arm-chair.
-
-Christina Alberta sat on a glass-topped table and lit a cigarette. She
-saw those two hours stretching before her, and she wanted to scream.
-
-The chubby maid brought coffee and seemed gently surprised at Christina
-Alberta’s cigarette. Whisperings off stage. Then Miss Emily became
-dimly visible through the bead curtain at the end of the passage,
-hovering. She vanished again and Christina Alberta finished her
-cigarette in peace. Mr. Preemby drank up his coffee. Pause. Christina
-Alberta swung her legs rhythmically. Then she slid off the table to her
-feet.
-
-“Daddy,” she said, “let’s go into the sitting-room and see if anything
-is happening there.”
-
-
-§ 5
-
-In the Boarding Houses of the past the common dining-table was the
-social centre where people met and mind clashed upon and polished mind.
-But the spirit of aloofness, the separate table system, has changed
-all that, and now it is in the smoking-room or the sitting-room that
-the vestiges of social intercourse, advances, retreats, coquettings,
-exchanges, games and jests are to be found. But the company of the
-Petunia Boarding House was not in a state of social fusion. The only
-coalescence was a conversation. The wife of the gentleman from the
-Burmese forests had secured an arm-chair by the side of the fire-place,
-and she was describing in a low whisper the numerous servants she
-had had in Burmah, to the cheerful wife and the younger Miss Solbé
-who was knitting. The Miss Solbé with the spectacles had fortified
-herself behind a table on the other side of the fire and was engaged
-meticulously with a very elaborate Patience. The gentleman with the
-side-whiskers sat rigidly on one of the sofas, behind a copy of the
-_Times_, while his daughter sat at a table close at hand and also
-threaded her way through a Patience. The Birds of Passage, after
-inquiries about movies and music-halls, had gone out.
-
-Nobody took the slightest notice of Mr. Preemby and Christina Alberta.
-The two stood for some moments in the middle of the room, and then
-panic came upon Mr. Preemby. A dishonourable panic so that he threw his
-daughter to these silent, motionless wolves.
-
-“H’rrmp,” he said. “I think my dear, I will go to the smoking-room.
-I think I will go and smoke. There are some illustrated papers over
-there on the bookcase for you if you care to look at them.”
-
-Christina Alberta walked over to the low bookcase and Mr. Preemby
-departed, h’rrmping.
-
-She stood pretending an interest in the illustrated jokes and in
-the portraits of actresses and society people in the _Sketch_ and
-_Tatler_. Out of the tail of her eye she surveyed those fellow-guests
-of hers, and with a negligent ear she collected the gist of Mrs. Bone’s
-dissertation upon the servant question in Burmah. “They will plant the
-whole family upon you if they can--uncles and cousins even. Before you
-know where you are....
-
-“Of course a white woman is a Little Queen out there....
-
-“The chief fault of the cooking from my point of view, was the way it
-upset Major Bone. His stomach ... far more delicate than a woman’s.”
-
-“He looks so stout and strong,” said Miss Solbé.
-
-“In everything but that. In everything. But the Curries they used to
-make----”
-
-She sank her voice, and the heads of the younger Miss Solbé and the
-pleasant mannered lady closed in upon her for the rich particulars.
-
-What a Lot they were! Christina Alberta reflected. And they were
-living beings! The astonishing thing to Christina Alberta was that
-they were alive. And being alive and having presumably been a cause
-of considerable trouble, distress, emotion and hope to various people
-before they were got alive, they were now all in the most resolute way
-avoiding anything that with the extremest stretch of civility could
-be spoken of as living. Their hours, their days were passing; a few
-thousand days more perhaps for each of them, a few score thousand
-hours. Then there would be no more chance of living for ever. And
-instead of filling up this scanty allowance of hours and days with
-every possible sensation and every possible effort and accomplishment,
-here they were, gathered into a sort of magic box of atmosphere in
-which nothing could possibly be done. By anyone....
-
-Christina Alberta felt like a moth caught under a glass. Well, for a
-day or so, she had an excuse, little Daddy must be settled. But then?
-Nothing could be done here. Neither joy nor sorrow nor sin nor creative
-effort--because even Miss Solbé’s knitting was being knitted to a
-prescription on a dirty cutting of printed paper. Everything they were
-employed upon was an evasion, everything. Even the whispered delicate
-hints of the diuretic, dyspeptic, infuriating and wildly aphrodisiac
-effects of Burmah Curry upon Major Bone in his younger days that were
-being handed out by his good lady to her intent hearers, were just a
-substitution of second-hand knowledge for realities.
-
-And this Patience! Would she, Christina Alberta asked herself, would
-she ever come to play Patiences in Boarding Houses? Was it credible
-that some day she also would come to sit voluntarily in such an
-atmosphere?
-
-“Rather sell matches in a gutter,” whispered Christina Alberta.
-
-What a marvellous thing is Man! What ingenuities he has! what powers
-and capabilities! He invents paper and perfects printing! He develops
-the most beautiful methods of colour printing. He makes cardboard like
-silk and ivory out of rags and vegetable pulp. And all it would seem,
-that human beings, hanging for a little while in life between the
-nothingness before death and the nothingness after death, should fiddle
-away long hours in a feeble, fuddled conflict with the permutations
-of duplicate sets of four differently coloured thirteens! Cards!
-The marvel of cards! All over the world millions of people drawing
-nearer to death and nothingness were pursuing the chances of the four
-thirteens: bridge, whist, nap, skat, a hundred forms of it. Directly
-they could get in out of the wet and dark, they sat down to that
-sort of thing, to the cards shining under the still lamps, to being
-endlessly surprised, delighted, indignant and despondent by chances
-that anyone who chose to sit down to it could work out and tabulate in
-a week!
-
-“Getting it out, dear?” said the younger Miss Solbé.
-
-“The spades are _Wicked_ to-night,” said the Miss Solbé with the
-glasses.
-
-“Mine is going rather well,” said the daughter of the gentleman with
-the whiskers.
-
-“Does your daughter play _Miss Milligan_?” asked the younger Solbé
-sister.
-
-“_Eight-eights_,” said the comfortable wife. “_Miss Milligan_ is too
-much for her.”
-
-“Well, it _is_ a Beast you know,” said the stepdaughter. “You never
-know where you are with it.”
-
-“Patience is Patience,” said the elder Miss Solbé. “Nowadays I often
-get it out. But not when the spades come as they’ve done to-night, both
-twos in the top row, and no aces till the last round but one.”
-
-Christina Alberta thought it was time to change from the _Sketch_ to
-the _Tatler_. She tried to do this with careless ease and flopped a
-dozen papers on the floor. “Oh, _Damn_!” said Christina Alberta to a
-great stillness. She struggled to pick up and replace the disordered
-sheets. For a time every one seemed to be regarding her. Then Mrs. Bone
-took up her discourse again.
-
-“And you can’t imagine their obstinacy,” she said. “They are _wilfully_
-ignorant. When you show them, _then_ they won’t do it. I took my
-cook-boy in hand for a time--boy I call him, but he was quite a
-middle-aged man--and I said to him, ‘just let me show you some plain
-English cookery, a boiled fowl with nice white sauce, a few plain
-potatoes and vegetables--quite plain with the natural flavour left
-in--the sort of food that builds up these brave young Englishmen you
-see.’ Of course I’m not a good cook myself, but anyhow I knew more
-of English cooking than he did. But we never got further than the
-plain boiled fowl. He expressed the most violent disapproval--really
-violent I mean--of the whole proceedings. As I took hold of the things
-and got to work he began to behave in the most extraordinary way. He
-tried _not_ to follow what I was doing. Tried not to. He said that if
-he cooked a fowl like that he would lose caste, lose his position in
-the local guild of cooks, be perpetually defiled and outcast. _Why_,
-he would not say. When I persisted he rushed up and down pulling at
-his black hair--a black madman, his eyes rolling frightfully. I could
-never make out what there was in a plain boiled fowl to cause such
-excitement. ‘This in my kitchen,’ he said. ‘This in _my_ kitchen!’
-
-“There I stood quietly boiling my fowl while all this pother went on.
-He hovered about me. He talked--fortunately in his own language. I
-even caught him pretending to be sick behind my back. Then he came and
-implored me to desist--with tears in his great brown eyes. He tried
-to say things in English. The Major always says that he was simply
-swearing, but I believe the wretched man really did believe that if he
-was to boil a fowl in the plain, wholesome, simple way nice people in
-England do it daily, he would be hung in the air, and the great jays of
-Burmah would come and peck--ahem!”
-
-She cast a side glance at Christina Alberta, apparently lost in the
-_Sketch_, and lowered her voice.
-
-“Peck at his _entrails_, just his insides you know, for a Thousand,
-Thousand Years.”
-
-Sensation.
-
-“You never know What Ideas Easterners will get into their Heads,” said
-the younger Miss Solbé. “East is East, and West is West.”
-
-But now Christina Alberta’s attention was distracted by another set
-of phenomena. She had discovered that the thin, bald gentleman with
-side-whiskers, rigid behind his _Times_, was not really reading that
-interesting vestige of the British constitution at all. His gaze was
-not directed to the edge of his paper, but beyond it. He was staring
-from behind that ambush and round the corner of his glasses in a
-strange, hard-eyed way, without passion or admiration, at the upper
-part of Christina Alberta’s black-stockinged legs as they delivered
-their last challenge to human censure before disappearing beneath her
-all too exiguous but extremely comfortable skirt. And also she was
-realizing that a furtive but intense scrutiny of her bobbed hair was
-disorganizing the Patience of the whiskered gentleman’s daughter very
-seriously, and that it was also interfering with the proper laying out
-of a second and different sort of Patience by the elder Miss Solbé. And
-suddenly, to her extreme annoyance, Christina Alberta found a flush
-of indignation mantling her cheek, and a combative tingle passing
-down the backbone of her straight little body. “Why the devil,” Miss
-Preemby asked herself, “why the devil shouldn’t a girl cut her hair
-to save trouble and bother, and wear clothes in which she can walk
-about?” Anyhow, a mop of well-washed hair was ten times better than
-those feeble, aimless interweavings of pigtails and fringes and scraps
-and ends. And as for showing one’s legs and body; why shouldn’t one
-show one’s legs and body? It was just a part of the universal evasion
-of life by these people that had got most of their bodies hidden
-away, tied up in a sort of bundle. Do they ever venture to look at
-themselves? Those Solbé girls, once upon a time, they must have been
-jolly little girls with an amused interest in their stalky little legs,
-before they said Shush! and put them away.
-
-Christina Alberta’s speculative vein took charge for a time. What
-becomes of legs that are put away and never looked at and encouraged?
-Do they get etiolated and queer, dead-white and funny-shaped and
-afraid of the light? And after you’ve really packed your body away
-and forgotten it, nothing is left of you but a head sticking out and
-hands that wave about and feet with hidden and distorted toes; and you
-go about between meal-times and take trips in chars-à-bancs to see
-what every one sees and feel what every one feels, and you play games
-by rule and example according to your age and energy, and become more
-and more addicted to Patience until you are ready to cover yourself up
-in bed for the last time of all and die. Evasion! And the fuss they
-had caused getting born! The fuss, the morality and marriages and
-everything that was necessary before these vacuous lives were begotten!
-
-But it was all evasion, and the life shown in these _Tatlers_
-and _Sketches_ was evasion just as much. Just as much. All these
-photographs of the pushful pretty, the actresses for sale and the
-daughters who had to be sold, looked at you with just your own
-question in their eyes: “Is this the Life?” The unending photographs
-of Lady Diana This, and Lady Marjorie That, and Mr. So-and-So and a
-Friend of the Duke of York or the Duchess of Shonts, at dog-shows, at
-horse-shows, at race meetings, at royal inaugurations and the like,
-were inevitably suggestive of obstinate doubts that were in need of a
-perennial reassurance. The photographs of people playing tennis and
-suchlike games were livelier, but there, too, if you care to look at
-it, were evasions. Evasions. Evasions.
-
-Christina Alberta turned over the back numbers of the _Sketch_ without
-looking at the pictures before her eyes.
-
-What was this Life she and these people and every one by games and
-jokes and meetings and ceremonies and elaborate disregards and
-concealments were all evading? What was this great thing outside,
-this something like a huge, terrible, attractive and compelling black
-monster, beyond the lights, beyond the movements and appearances, that
-called to her and challenged her to come?
-
-One might evade the call of it by playing Patience and games perhaps.
-One might evade it by living by rule or custom. People seemed to do
-so. A time might come when that call to Christina Alberta to be
-Christina Alberta to the uttermost and fulfil her mysterious mission
-to that immense being beyond the lights might no longer distress her
-life. She had thought that in a certain recklessness and violence with
-herself she might fight her way out to the call. She had made love now.
-Anyhow, she hadn’t evaded _that_. But--was it going to matter as much
-as she had thought it would matter? She and her little friends were
-playing desperate games with the material of love in a world where Dr.
-Marie Stopes and Mr. D. H. Lawrence were twin stars, and it was just
-something you went through--and came out much as you had been before.
-More restless, perhaps, but no further on. It left you just where you
-had been, face to face with the unsolved darkness and that mysterious,
-distressing, unanswerable call to come out of it all and really live
-and die.
-
-She had made love.... Queer it had been....
-
-These furtive people were watching and watching her, reading her
-thoughts, perhaps, penetrating her....
-
-Christina Alberta shut her copy of the _Sketch_ with something of a
-snap, and walked out of the drawing-room with a serene expression. She
-shut the door behind her and went downstairs to find what had happened
-to her father in the smoking-room.
-
-“I’m leaving the best part of the talk behind me,” reflected Christina
-Alberta.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-She found that her father and the gentleman from the forests of Burmah,
-after a very prolonged and brilliant “h’rrmping” match, had settled
-down to conversation. But unhappily the conversation was unsuitable for
-her.
-
-“Siam, Cambodia, Tonquin, the country is full of such temples. They
-take you there and show you them.”
-
-“Wonderful,” said Mr. Preemby. “Wonderful. And you do not think the
-carvings you speak of--? Some high symbolism?”
-
-Both gentlemen became aware of Christina Alberta, attentive and
-hovering.
-
-“Symbolism,” said the arboreal gentleman, “Symbolism,” and had
-complicated pharyngeal difficulties. “Heathenish indecency. Difficult
-to discuss.... Presence of young lady.... H’rrmp.”
-
-“H’rrmp,” said Mr. Preemby. “Had you come down to say good night, my
-dear? We are having a rather--rather technical talk.”
-
-“Sounds like it, Daddy,” said Christina Alberta, and went round and sat
-on the arm of his chair for a moment.
-
-“Good night, little Daddy,” she said.
-
-Reflective moment.
-
-“I think this Tumbridge is going to suit me,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“I hope it will, little Daddy. Good night.”
-
-
-§ 7
-
-Christina Alberta’s first evening at the Petunia Boarding House has
-been described with some particularity because it is a sample of all
-the still and uneventful evenings that seemed to lie before Mr. Preemby
-there. It impressed her as an unfathomable enormity of uneventfulness
-in which nothing harmful or disturbing could conceivably occur to him.
-The last remote possibility of imaginative disturbance seemed to remove
-itself next day when Mrs. Bone announced to the whiskered gentleman’s
-wife that she and her husband were off to Bath on the morrow: they
-were in luck it seemed; they had got the exact rooms for the winter in
-the exact boarding house they had always had their eyes on. “Tunbridge
-seems so bleak,” she said. “After Burmah.”
-
-The dinner was like the previous dinner; the Birds of Passage had gone
-and Mr. Preemby astonished himself, Christina Alberta, the chubby maid
-and the assembled company by demanding whether it was possible to send
-out (h’rrmp) for a bottle or flask of Chianti. “It’s an Italian wine,”
-said Mr. Preemby to inform and help the chubby maid in her inquiries.
-But there was no Chianti on the wine-list supplied, and after a
-conversation markedly reminiscent of that of the Birds of Passage
-overnight, the Preemby table was stocked with a bottle of Australian
-Burgundy and, at Christina Alberta’s request, a bottle of mineral water.
-
-After this display of initiative, self-assertion and social derring-do,
-Mr. Preemby did little but h’rrmp throughout the rest of the meal.
-
-The subsequent life of the drawing-room was also vacantly similar
-to the previous evening. Christina Alberta got her possibly illegal
-cigarette in the lounge, indeed she smoked two, and Miss Margaret
-Rewster looked at her through the bead curtain near the office and
-Miss Emily had a sniff from the landing upstairs, though nothing was
-said. And then Mr. Preemby followed Major Bone into the smoking-room
-to gather whatever further information he could about the temple
-decorations and religious customs of the peoples of further India.
-He was inclined to think Major Bone rather biased by evangelical
-prejudice. But Major Bone was not even indignant about Eastern
-religions that night. He wanted to talk about Bath, and he talked about
-Bath. He told Mr. Preemby in very great detail about a remarkable
-occurrence at Bath. He had met a gentleman named Bone, a gentleman
-much of his own age and appearance, a Captain Bone who had also once
-been in Burmah. He detailed various extremely dramatic conversations
-between himself and the other Bone, occasionally going back and
-correcting himself. They had made the most elaborate comparison of
-their genealogies, and it did not appear that they were even remotely
-related. “Most curious coincidence that has ever occurred to me,” said
-Major Bone. “In Bath. In nineteen-eh-nine.”
-
-In the drawing-room Patience prevailed and Mrs. Bone was talking about
-Bath. The cheerful wife of the whiskered gentleman said “Deavning” to
-Christina Alberta quite suddenly.
-
-“Oh! Good evening,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“You had a walk to-day?”
-
-“We’ve been to see the Toad Rock and the High Rock and Eridge Park.”
-
-“Quite a nice walk,” said the cheerful lady, and restored her attention
-to Mrs. Bone. Christina Alberta gathered she was to be noticed, but not
-made a pet of.
-
-There was nothing for it but to go through the _Tatlers_ and _Sketches_
-again. This time the pictures were exhausted, but there were reviews of
-books and one or two short stories. Christina Alberta read them all.
-
-When she went to say good night to her Daddy she had come to a
-decision. “Daddy,” she said, “on Thursday, that’s the day after
-to-morrow, I must go back to London. There are some lectures beginning.”
-
-Mr. Preemby made no effective opposition.
-
-The third evening was in countenance like the second except that the
-Bones had gone and that Christina Alberta was sustained by the thought
-that next day she would pass from the vacuities of Tunbridge to the
-tangled riddles of London. And there was a Bird of Passage present, an
-untidy young man of the student type with a lot of hair imperfectly
-controlled by unguents whose motor bicycle had broken down just outside
-Tunbridge Wells. He lived somewhere away in the north, it seemed, in
-Northumberland; he would have to wait in Tunbridge for two or three
-days while some broken part of his machine was replaced from Coventry;
-he had taken refuge in the Petunia Boarding House and it was jolly hard
-luck on him. He couldn’t budget for a trip to London; he would just
-have to sit down in Tunbridge. He was a Cambridge undergraduate and a
-geologist; he had a bag of specimens on his machine. These facts he
-conveyed across the width of the room to Mr. Preemby in the course of a
-rather one-sided conversation.
-
-From the first Christina Alberta did not like this young gentleman from
-Cambridge. He was like a younger, cruder Teddy Winterton, with impudent
-bad manners instead of impudent good manners, and with neither bodily
-grace nor good looks. And while he spoke to Mr. Preemby he glanced at
-her. But she had no inkling of the part he might play in the life of
-her Daddy and herself.
-
-When she and her Daddy went into the lounge for coffee and her
-cigarette, the young man came and placed himself at an adjacent table
-and initiated some more conversation. Was Tunbridge Wells an amusing
-place? Was there any chance of his getting any golf or tennis?
-
-“There are a number of delightful walks,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“Not much fun alone,” said the young man.
-
-“There are the pleasures of observation,” said Mr. Preemby.
-
-“All this country has been pretty well worked over,” said the young man
-of science. “Is there a Museum here?”
-
-Mr. Preemby did not know.
-
-“There ought to be a Museum in every town.”
-
-Presently the coffee and the cigarettes were finished. This evening Mr.
-Preemby was for the drawing-room. Major Bone had gone, the smoking-room
-had no attractions, and Mr. Preemby had exchanged a few amiable words
-with the gentleman with whiskers and hoped to follow them up. Christina
-Alberta went with him. At the sight of the old _Tatlers_ and _Sketches_
-she remembered she had bought a book in the High Street that day, a
-second-hand copy of Rousseau’s _Confessions_. She went off to get
-it. She found the young gentleman from Cambridge still sitting in the
-lounge smoking cigarettes.
-
-“Pretty gloomy here,” he said.
-
-“Oh! _I_ don’t know,” said Christina Alberta with an open mind, pausing
-before him.
-
-“Nothing much doing--what?”
-
-“It’s not a Gala Night.”
-
-“I’m stranded.”
-
-“You must bear up.”
-
-“S’pose you wouldn’t be disposed to come out for a bit and forage
-around for some fun?” said the young man from Cambridge, taking his
-courage in both hands.
-
-“Sorry,” said Christina Alberta conclusively, and turned to go on.
-
-“No offence?” said the young man from Cambridge.
-
-“Nice of you to think of me,” said Christina Alberta who would rather
-have been thought utterly shameless than the least bit prudish. “Good
-hunting.”
-
-And the young man from Cambridge perceived that he was dismissed.
-
-Christina Alberta went into the drawing-room for another tremendous
-bout of nothingness. But anyhow she had got Rousseau to read, and
-to-morrow she would be in London.
-
-About the Rousseau--? She had always wanted to know how she stood
-towards Rousseau.
-
-He carried her on to ten o’clock. But she didn’t think much of
-Rousseau. He ought to have known a few of the New Hope Club girls.
-They’d have shown him.
-
-
-§ 8
-
-For three weeks Christina Alberta did not return to Tunbridge Wells,
-and when she returned she had passed through a variety of experiences
-that will have their due effect upon the course of this story. This
-story is the story of Mr. Preemby, and we have little sympathy with
-that modern sort of novel which will not let a girl alone but must
-follow her up into the most private and intimate affairs. Christina
-Alberta was perplexed and worried and would have hated the pursuit
-of such a searchlight. Suffice it that events had crowded so closely
-upon her that for whole days together she thought scarcely at all of
-her possibly quite lonely little Daddy at Tunbridge Wells. Then came a
-letter that brought her bustling down.
-
-“I think it only right to tell you,” said the letter, “that Very
-Important Communications indeed have been made to me _of the Utmost
-Importance_, and that I ought to tell you about them. They seem to
-alter all our lives. I know you are immearced in your studies, but
-these Communications are so Important that I want to talk them over
-with you soon. I would come up to the Studio to tell you about it all,
-but very likely Mr. Crumb might be in and I would much prefer to tell
-you here on the Common amid more congenial surroundings. Some of it you
-will find almost unbeleavable.”
-
-“Communications?” said Christina Alberta, re-reading the letter.
-“Communications?”
-
-She went down to Tunbridge Wells that afternoon.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE FIFTH
-
-_The Scales Fall from Mr. Preemby’s Eyes_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-“The scales,” said Mr. Preemby, “have fallen from my eyes.”
-
-He had chosen a seat upon the Common which commanded an extensive view
-of the town, the town crowned by the green cupolas of the Opera House
-and lying as though the houses had been shot out of a cart down the
-long incline to the Pantiles. Beyond were the wide distances of the
-Kentish hill country, blue and remote.
-
-Christina Alberta waited for more.
-
-“This experience,” said Mr. Preemby, speaking with an occasional
-h’rrmp; “all these experiences--difficult to relate. Naturally I think
-you are of a sceptical disposition--taking after your dear mother. She
-was very sceptical. Of psychic phenomena in particular. She said it was
-Nonsense. And when your dear mother said a thing was Nonsense, then it
-was Nonsense. It only made things disagreeable if you argued it was
-anything else. As for myself--always the open mind. No dogma either
-way. I just refrained.”
-
-“But, Daddy, have you been having psychic experiences? How could you
-have psychic experiences down here?”
-
-“Let me tell you the story in due order. I want you to see it as I saw
-it--in due order.”
-
-“How did it begin?”
-
-Mr. Preemby held up a propitiatory hand. “Please! In my own way,” he
-said.
-
-Christina Alberta bit her lips and scrutinized the tranquil resolution
-of his profile. There was no hurrying him; he had to tell his tale as
-he had prepared it.
-
-“I do not think,” said Mr. Preemby, “that mine is a very credulous sort
-of mind. It is true I am not given to argument. I do not _say_ very
-much. But I think and observe. I think and observe and I have a kind of
-gift for judging people. I do not think I am a very easy man to deceive.
-
-“And it is to be noted that I started the whole affair. It began at my
-suggestion. I do not know what put it into my head, but I do know that
-it was me started the whole thing going.
-
-“You know, after your departure our little band at the Petunia Boarding
-House was reduced to just six persons, not counting the young gentleman
-from Cambridge who was, as Miss Rewster says, a Bird of Passage.
-Naturally the six of us felt rather drawn together. There were the two
-Miss Solbés, both very intelligent young ladies, and there were Mr.
-Hockleby and Mrs. Hockleby, and Miss Hockleby, and there was me. We
-were drawn together at lunch after you had gone off--it was a little
-showery and we had a fire in the drawing-room and Miss Solbé, the
-one with the glasses, tried to show me one of her Patiences. We got
-into quite an interesting argument about whether it was possible to
-_will_ which card would turn up next. I have always inclined to the
-view that for certain people, people with the necessary gift, it was
-possible to do so, but Mr. Hockleby showed himself extremely sceptical
-in the matter. He said that if there was a card on the top of the
-pack ready to turn up, and if one willed that a different card should
-turn up, then that meant that one had really by sheer will force to
-re-manufacture two of the cards in the pack, make them over again, each
-into the other, make them blank, reprint them and everything. But I
-tried to explain to him that this is not philosophically sound because
-of predestination. If you were predestined to will that such a card
-should be on the top of the pack, then that card was also predestined
-to be there. He argued----”
-
-“But is it necessary to tell me all this, Daddy, before we get to your
-psychic experience?”
-
-“It is just to illustrate the fact that Mr. Hockleby was an extremely
-sceptical person.”
-
-“Was that young man from Cambridge present at the discussions?”
-
-“No-oh. No. He was not. He had probably gone down to the Garage to see
-if his Spare Part had come. He was always going down to the Garage to
-see about his Spare Part.”
-
-
-§ 2
-
-Mr. Preemby h’rrmped and began a new section of his narrative.
-
-“It was in the evening after dinner,” he said, “that things really
-began. I went into the smoking-room--to smoke--and afterwards I went
-into the drawing-room, and when I went into the drawing-room I had no
-more thought of occult phenomena, Christina Alberta, than I had of
-flying over the moon. But as I came into the drawing-room I saw Miss
-Solbé looking at her Patience cards which she had just put out, and
-the way she was holding her hands on the table reminded me of the way
-I had read that people put their hands together on the table when they
-were trying experiments in table-turning. And almost without thinking I
-said: ‘Why, Miss Solbé, the way you are holding your hands is just the
-way they do when they are going to do table-turning!’ I said it just
-like that.
-
-“Mr. Hockleby was reading his paper at the time--the _Times_, I think,
-but it may have been the _Morning Post_--but he put it down when he
-heard me say that and he looked over his glasses at me and said, ‘You
-don’t believe in that sort of thing, Mr. Preemby, surely?’
-
-“His wife was sitting with her back to me and from the way she spoke
-I think she must have been eating some sort of sweet or lozenge at the
-time. ‘_I_ do,’ she said. ‘We did it at home dozens of times before I
-was married.’
-
-“And I don’t know what put it into my head, Christina Alberta; it
-seemed almost as though it was something behind myself that did it, or
-it may have been a sort of antagonism I have always felt about that
-man Hockleby; but anyhow, I said, ‘I’d really like to try some of this
-table-turning.’
-
-“The younger Miss Solbé, she’s really quite a charming young lady when
-you get to know her, and it seems she has been reading a little occult
-literature lately----”
-
-“How old is she, Daddy?” asked Christina Alberta, regarding him with a
-look of novel suspicion.
-
-“I don’t think she can be very much more than thirty-two or three.
-Thirty-four at the outside. And really quite well-read, quite
-well-read. Well, anyhow, she said she would like to try it. And Miss
-Hockleby, evidently she had been brought up on strictly sceptical lines
-by her father, she was curious too. So to cut a long story short,
-we tried it. Only Mr. Hockleby objected and Mrs. Hockleby overruled
-that. She was the only one among us who had ever seen anything of the
-sort before, and so it was she who arranged things and told us what
-to do. We chose a very solid table, the one that usually has the big
-aspidistra on it, and while we were turning out the light----”
-
-“But why did you do that, Daddy?”
-
-“One always does that,” said Mr. Preemby. “It makes the atmosphere more
-favourable. We lit a candle which Miss Margaret Rewster got for us and
-turned out all the electric lights; and while we were doing this, in
-came young Mr. Charles Fenton and said--_what_ did he say? A peculiar
-expression. Ah, yes! ‘Gollys,’ he said, ‘what’s up?’”
-
-“Was that the young man with the motor bicycle?”
-
-“Yes. The young man from Cambridge. We explained what we were doing
-and asked him to join us. He declared he knew nothing of psychic
-phenomena, had never experimented with it at all and seemed very
-doubtful about taking part in the trial. ‘I don’t think there’s
-anything in it,’ he said. ‘We shall just waste our time.’ Indeed I
-remember now that he did go out intending to visit a music-hall, and
-then he came back and said it was raining. It’s very important to
-note that he was not at all eager to join us and that he was quite
-uninformed about occult things because, you see, as I will tell you, we
-found out presently that he was a person of exceptional psychic gifts,
-much greater psychic gifts than anyone else among us.
-
-“Well, we arranged ourselves about the table in the usual manner,
-thumbs and little fingers touching, and for a time nothing seemed to
-happen at all. We found Miss Emily Rewster was peeping in through the
-slightly open door, and perhaps that may have had an unfavourable
-influence. I suppose she wondered what we were doing and why we had
-asked her sister for a candle. Then Mr. Fenton got very restive and
-grumbled to himself and said it was the silliest way of passing an
-evening he had ever tried. It was a little difficult to persuade him
-to keep silence and persevere. ‘_All_ right,’ said he, with a kind of
-resentment. ‘Have it your own way.’ And then suddenly came two violent
-raps, raps like little pistol shots, not immediately under the table it
-was, but as if it was in the air a foot or so under the table. And then
-the table began to move. Slowly at first, shifting along the floor, and
-then quite strongly twisting and pushing up against our hands. It was
-very weird and impressive, Christina Alberta, very weird and impressive
-indeed. It rose nearly two feet I should think and then Mr. Hockleby
-broke the circle and it fell rather heavily, I fancy, and the leg hit
-his shin. He uttered an exclamation and stooped to rub his leg, and
-in the indistinct light he hit his head on the edge of the table. It
-seemed almost a judgment on his scepticism I thought. We turned up one
-or two of the lights to attend to him. ‘I don’t like this,’ said Mr.
-Fenton. ‘This is a bit too rum for me.’
-
-“I asked him to try just once more.
-
-“‘I don’t like this table riding up like this,’ he said. ‘It’s such a
-bad example for the chairs. Suppose some of them start playing cup and
-ball with us! You might get a nasty toss from a buck-jumping chair. And
-besides, it’s a lot too like a Channel crossing for my taste.’
-
-“I think we were all a good deal excited by what had happened, and all
-the others, even Mr. Hockleby, were eager to continue.
-
-“‘Next time I shall _press_ down,’ he said. I think he was a little
-suspicious that either his wife or me had something to do with the
-phenomena. Evidently spiritualism was a long-standing dispute between
-him and his wife. His wife said she had seen tables move before, but
-none so actively as this one had done.
-
-“Down we sat again. We had hardly waited a minute before the table
-began rocking about in the most extraordinary fashion, and then
-absolutely flew up so violently that the elder Miss Solbé was thrown
-back over that Ottoman there is there, and I was bumped under my chin.
-At the same time there was a perfect volley of cracks, like somebody
-cracking his fingers, but ever so much louder. It was quite a comfort
-to have the lights up again and see Mr. Hockleby holding the table down
-firmly in its proper place. ‘Damn you,’ he said--quite loudly. ‘Damn
-you. Keep down.’ Miss Hockleby and her father picked up Miss Solbé, who
-was on the floor in a sort of hysterical fit of laughter, with her feet
-waving about.
-
-“‘I don’t like this,’ said Mr. Fenton. ‘It goes through one like an
-electric shock.’
-
-“He spoke quite simply.
-
-“The only one of us who had had any experience with occult phenomena
-was Mrs. Hockleby, and she had not done anything of the sort since
-her marriage to Mr. Hockleby five or six years before, because of
-his scepticism. She said now that it was very evident that some very
-strong and resolute spirit was present and was trying to communicate
-with us, and she explained a simple and safe method of getting into
-communication. We were to reform the circle round the table and we
-were to call over the alphabet, and when we came to the letter the
-spirit wanted there would be a rap and so we should be able to arrive
-at something definite. There is a sort of code quite well understood
-it seems in the spirit world, in which you convey ‘No’ by one rap and
-‘Yes’ by two, and so on.
-
-“We set to work at this,” said Mr. Preemby. “We asked if the spirit
-would like to spell out anything and it answered with two very loud
-raps, and then Mr. Hockleby read out the letters: A B C and so on. When
-it got to S the spirit gave a rap so loud it made me jump.”
-
-“And what did you spell out, Daddy?”
-
-“A name quite unknown to me then--SARGON, and then KING OF KINGS. We
-asked: was the spirit that was communicating with us Sargon? The answer
-came _No_. Was Sargon present? _Yes._ Then who was our communicant?
-OUJAH. Who was Oujah? WISE MAN. It was a very slow process spelling
-out the words in this way, and by the time we had got so far we were
-all very tired. Mr. Fenton in particular was very tired. He yawned and
-seemed greatly exhausted, and said at last he felt so weary and muzzy
-that he _must_ go to bed. That was really very natural, because though
-none of us realized it at the time he was the actual medium under
-Oujah’s control. He went to bed and we tried to go on without him, but
-the magic had departed and we could not get so much as a rap. So we
-sat for a time talking all this over. Mr. Hockleby in particular was
-greatly flabbergasted, and then the rest of us went to bed.”
-
-“Evidently Mr. Fenton made the raps,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Evidently his presence was necessary for the raps to be made,”
-corrected Mr. Preemby. “Quite unconsciously he was a Mejum.”
-
-There was a pause.
-
-“Go on with the story,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-“The next evening was wet again, and as his Spare Part hadn’t come Mr.
-Fenton was able to join us once more. He made some little objection at
-first because he said he and his people were all Particular Baptists,
-and he was doubtful whether this sort of thing was not Necromancy and
-forbidden in the Bible. But I persuaded him out of that. And this time
-we spelt out a quite singular message. It was AWAKE, SARGON! ARISE OR
-BE FOREVER FALLEN!
-
-“Even from the first I had had a feeling that those messages from
-Sargon had something to do with me. Now suddenly conviction came upon
-me. I asked ‘Is Sargon present?’ ‘_Yes._’ I knew it would be so. ‘Is it
-anyone in the circle?’ ‘_Yes._’ ‘Is it this gentleman?’--pointing to
-Mr. Hockleby. A very loud _No_. ‘Is it me?’ ‘_Yes._’
-
-“Mr. Hockleby I noted at the time looked annoyed--as though he felt it
-was he who ought to be Sargon.
-
-“Then young Mr. Fenton stood up suddenly. ‘Oh! I can’t stand any more
-of this,’ he said. ‘My head feels quite muzzy. I’m sure this sort of
-thing is harmful.’ He walked across the room and sat down suddenly with
-his hands hanging over the arms of the chair--it was one of the big
-arm-chairs covered in cretonne. We all felt very much concerned, but
-as for myself I was all in a daze at the thought of being this Sargon
-and being called upon so openly to rouse myself to action. I did not
-understand fully as yet all that it meant to me, but I did realize
-that it meant a very great deal.”
-
-“But what did you think it meant?” said Christina Alberta sharply, and
-her perplexed gaze searched his profile. His blue eyes stared at things
-far away beyond the distant hills, strange things, fantastic empires,
-secret cities, mystical traditions, and his brows were knit in the
-effort to keep his story together.
-
-“All in good time,” said Mr. Preemby. “Let me tell my story in my
-own way. I was telling you, I think, that young Mr. Fenton said he
-felt heavy and strange. Mrs. Hockleby happily was quite equal to that
-situation. She had seen the same thing before. ‘Don’t struggle against
-it,’ she said. ‘Let yourself go. Just lean back in your chair. If
-you want to lie quiet, do. If you want to say anything, do. Let the
-influence work.’ And she turned to me and whispered ‘trance.’
-
-“‘What is a trance?’ said Mr. Fenton--just like that. ‘What is a
-trance?’
-
-“She began moving her hands in front of his face, ‘making passes,’ I
-think they call it. He shut his eyes, gave a sort of sigh and his head
-lolled back. We all sat round him waiting, and presently he began to
-mutter.
-
-“At first it was just nonsense. ‘Oojah Woojer Boojer,’ words like that.
-Then more distinctly, ‘Oujah the Wise Man, Sargon’s servant. Oujah
-comes to serve Sargon. To awaken him.’ After that he seemed to wander
-off into sheer rubbish. ‘Why is a mouse when it spins?’ he whispered in
-his own voice and then, ‘That damned Spare Part.’
-
-“Mrs. Hockleby said that was quite characteristic of this sort of
-trance, and then Mr. Hockleby got a writing-pad and a pencil to take
-down anything more that was said.
-
-“And presently when Mr. Fenton spoke again, he did not speak in his own
-voice but in a kind of hoarse whisper quite different from his usual
-voice. It was the voice of this Oujah speaking--Oujah the control.
-With a slight accent--Sumerian I suppose.
-
-“Well, the things he said were very astonishing indeed. I think that
-this Oujah was anxious to secure my attention by convincing me that he
-knew of things, intimate things that nobody else could know. At the
-same time he did not wish the others to know too clearly what he was
-aiming at. How did it go? What can I remember? Mr. Hockleby has a lot
-of it written down, but so far I have not had time to make a copy.
-‘Child of the sea and the desert,’ he said, ‘the blue waters and the
-desert sand.’ Is it too fanciful to find an allusion to Sheringham in
-that? ‘Cascades and great waters and a thing like a wheel on a blue
-shield.’ That is more puzzling. But ‘cascades and great waters’ set
-me thinking of our big washers. And you remember the swastika on our
-blue delivery vans, Christina Alberta? Is not that oddly suggestive of
-a thing like a wheel on a blue shield? The Norse peoples called the
-swastika the fire-wheel. ‘Armies with their white garments fluttering,
-the long lines drawn out--armies of delivery.’ That again is queer.
-One is reminded of armies and also--don’t think me absurd!--of the
-drying-ground and the vans. It is like one thing becoming transparent
-and your seeing the other behind it.”
-
-“Are you sure of the exact phrases, Daddy?”
-
-“Mr. Hockleby has them written down. If I have not got them quite right
-you will be able to read his notes.”
-
-“The swastika may be a coincidence,” said Christina Alberta. “Or
-you may have been drawing it on the edges of the newspaper. You do
-sometimes. And he may have seen it.”
-
-“That does not account for the blue ground. He laid great stress on
-the blue ground. And there were other things; matters known only to
-me and your dear mother. I could not tell you them without telling
-you everything. And small things, entirely private to me. The name
-of my late grandfather at Diss. Munday his name was. It is sometimes
-difficult to argue about things although one may be absolutely
-convinced. And all this was mixed up with broken sentences about a
-great city and the two daughters of the western King and the Wise Man.
-And also he called me Belshazzar. Belshazzar seemed to drift in and out
-of his thoughts. ‘Come again to a world that has fallen into disorder.’
-These are remarkable words. And then ‘Beware of women; they take the
-sceptre out of the hands of the king. But do they know how to rule? Ask
-Tutankhamen. Ask the ruins in the desert.’”
-
-“Pah,” said Christina Alberta. “As though women have ever had a fair
-chance!”
-
-“Well, anyhow, Mr. Hockleby has that written down.... And it seemed to
-me that this too applied to me, for because of my great fondness for
-your mother I had let so many years of my life slip away. He said many
-other things, Christina Alberta, richly suggestive things. But I have
-told you enough for you to understand what has happened. In the end Mr.
-Fenton came-to quite suddenly, much more suddenly than is usual in such
-cases, Mrs. Hockleby said. He sat up and yawned and rubbed his eyes.
-‘Oh, Lord!’ he said, ‘what nonsense all this is! I’m going to bed.’
-
-“We asked him if he felt exhausted. He said he was. ‘Absolutely fed
-up,’ were his actual words.
-
-“We asked him if that was the end of his message.
-
-“‘What message?’ he said. He had absolutely no memory of his
-communications at all. ‘Have I been talking?’ he asked. ‘This isn’t the
-sort of thing one ought to get up to. What sort of things have I been
-saying? Nothing objectionable I hope. If so I apologize. I mustn’t do
-any more of this sort of thing.’
-
-“Mrs. Hockleby told him she had never met anyone with such a promise
-of great psychic power as he had, before. He said he was really very
-sorry to hear it. She said he owed it to himself to cultivate so rare
-and strange a gift, but he said That wouldn’t do for his people at
-all. The rain had stopped and he said he thought he would take a walk
-down to the Pantiles and back before turning in. Perfectly simple and
-natural he was from first to last, and rather unwilling. And he really
-did look tired out.”
-
-“Didn’t he laugh once?” asked Christina Alberta.
-
-“Why should he? He seemed a little afraid of what he had transmitted.
-The next day his Spare Part came. Mrs. Hockleby did her utmost to try
-to get him once more in the afternoon and develop his Communication,
-but he would not do so. He was full of questions about the ferry at
-Tilbury and the time of high tide. He would not even give us his name
-and address. When I spoke of sending Mr. Hockleby’s notes to the
-_Occult Review_ he was suddenly quite alarmed. He said that if his name
-appeared in connection with them it might mean a very serious row with
-his family. He would not even allow us to put a Mr. F. from Cambridge.
-‘Put quite another name,’ he said, ‘quite a different name. Put
-anything you like that does not point to me, a Mr. Walker, say, from
-London. Or something of that sort.’
-
-“Of course there was nothing for us to do but agree.”
-
-
-§ 4
-
-“And that was the whole of your communication, Daddy?”
-
-“It was only the beginning. Because after that I began to remember. I
-began to remember more and more.”
-
-“Remember?”
-
-“Things from my other lives. Memories stored up. This young Mr.
-Fenton was, so to speak, no more than the first cut in the curtain of
-forgetfulness that hung between this present life and all my previous
-existences. Now it was rent and torn open so that I could see things
-through it at a dozen points. Now I begin to realize what I really was
-and what I can really be....
-
-“You know, Christina Alberta, I have never actually believed I was
-myself--not even as a schoolboy. And now it is interesting, I know
-and understand clearly that I _am_ somebody else. I have always been
-somebody else.”
-
-“But who do you believe you are, Daddy?”
-
-“So far as I can gather I was first a chief called Porg in a city
-called Kleb in the very beginning of the world, æons and æons ago,
-and I tamed my people and taught them many things. Then afterwards I
-was this Sargon--Sargon the King of Kings. There is very little about
-him here in the Public Library, in the _Encyclopædia Britannica_; an
-upstart who took his name, _my_ name, three thousand years later, an
-Assyrian fellow is the Sargon they tell about--he got mixed up with the
-Jews and he besieged Samaria--but I was the original Sargon long before
-there were Jews or anything of the sort, long before Abraham and Isaac
-and Jacob. And afterwards I was Belshazzar, the last crown prince of
-the Babylonians, but that is not very clear. That remains obscure. Only
-one part of the record is lit--as yet. And possibly I have been other
-people. But the figure that stands out in my memory now is Sargon. It
-is his memories have been returning to me. It is he who has returned in
-me.”
-
-“But Daddy, you don’t really believe all this?”
-
-“Believe!--I _know_. Long before this Communication came to me I had
-had those intimations,--that assurance that I was somebody else. _Now_
-I see clearly. I can remember days in Akkadia now just as clearly as
-I can remember days in Woodford Wells. I could almost doubt whether
-I have ever lived at Woodford Wells; it seems so far away now. It
-was when I was in bed the night after Mr. Fenton had gone that these
-memories began to come. I was in bed, and then suddenly I was not in
-bed--I was reclining on a couch under a canopy, a canopy of pure white
-wool very finely woven and embroidered with emblems and symbols and
-suchlike things in golden thread, and I was upon my state barge upon
-the Euphrates. Two King’s daughters, sisters, with slender necks, not
-unlike the two Miss Solbés except that they were fairer--and decidedly
-younger--_much_ younger--and clad rather more in accordance with the
-requirements of a warm climate, chiefly in woven gold--sat and fanned
-me with fans of Eagles’ feathers dyed a royal purple. And at my feet
-sat my councillor Prewm, who was oddly enough extremely like Mr.
-Hockleby--just the same iron-grey whiskers and with the same little
-tufts of hair over his ears. He was wearing an extremely tall cap of
-some black woollen substance, and he was making memoranda with a wooden
-style on a tablet of wet clay. It was like writing on a mud pie. And
-beyond him were the officers of the boat on a kind of bridge--they were
-wearing leather helmets studded with brass--and then one saw the rowers
-below, chained to their oars, and then on either side spread the broad
-brown river just crinkled by the breeze. The little boats fled to make
-way for us. They had coarse, square sails, and they lowered them and
-turned them about all in precisely the same way at precisely the same
-time. It was very pretty to see. Along the banks were little villages
-of mud-brick houses and clumps and lines of palm trees; and everywhere
-there were primitive contrivances, great bent poles of wood like giant
-fishing-rods, for raising water out of the river for the cultivation of
-the land. And the people were all crowded along the water’s edge and
-bowing with their hands and foreheads in the water and crying, ‘Sargon
-the Conqueror, Sargon, King of Kings!’”
-
-“But Daddy, this was a dream?”
-
-“How could I dream of things I had never seen nor heard of before?”
-
-“One does.”
-
-“One does _not_,” he replied with a quiet, invincible obstinacy. “I
-remember I was coming back from the South where I had given peace to
-a multitude of warring tribes, Elamites and Perrizites and Jebusites
-and people of that sort, and I was returning to my capital. I remember
-distinctly many details of the campaign and I know that with an effort
-I could recall more in the proper order. In dreams absurd things
-happen, dreams when you think them over afterwards are all at sixes and
-sevens, but this is all sane and orderly. One might think, Christina
-Alberta, that I had never dreamt dreams and that all these memories of
-that previous existence which crowd upon me now were a deception of my
-imagination! But I can go right back as if it was yesterday, and I am
-surer by far that I am Sargon than that I am Albert Edward Preemby your
-father. The former is my true self, the latter is just a very simple,
-unpretending wrapping that for some purpose, at present inexplicable to
-me, has hidden me from the world.”
-
-He waved his hand with a bolder gesture than was habitual to him. He
-sat with his eyes wide open, looking at unseen things.
-
-The girl regarded him for some seconds in silence. She was trying to
-grasp the full import of this amazing speech.
-
-“And _this_ was your Communication?” she said at last.
-
-“You have to know,” he said. “You have to serve and help me.”
-
-(Help him! How could she help him or herself? How far was this thing
-going? What was she to do?)
-
-“Have you told anyone else of this, Daddy?” she asked abruptly. “Have
-you told anyone else?”
-
-He turned his solemn little face towards her.
-
-“Ah, _there_,” he said, “we have to be very discreet and careful--very
-careful indeed. Here and now is not the time to proclaim that Sargon,
-King of Kings, has come back to the civilization he did so much to
-found. One has to be careful, Christina Alberta. There is a spirit of
-opposition.
-
-“For instance, I have told something of my first vision--dream you
-may call it if you like--to Mr. Hockleby. I described the resemblance
-between himself and Prewm. He was by no means pleased. His is a
-seditious, insubordinate nature. And besides--since then--I have
-recalled what happened--on the advice of Oujah--to Prewm....
-
-“And I have realized since then that, though one may be convinced
-oneself, it does not follow that one will convince other people. It is
-true that Miss Hockleby and the two Miss Solbés have asked me to tell
-them more of my dreams--they too call them dreams. But their manner was
-curious rather than respectful and I have been extremely reserved with
-them.”
-
-“That’s my wise Daddy,” said Christina Alberta, “You have to think of
-your dignity.”
-
-“I have to think of my dignity, certainly. Nevertheless--” His hands
-went out in a new amplitude of gesture. “Here I am and this is my
-world. My world! I nursed it in its infancy. I taught it law and
-obedience. Here I am, the most ancient of monarchs. Rameses and
-Nebuchadnezzar, Greece and Rome, the Kingdoms and Empires, things of
-yesterday--interludes while I have been sleeping. And clearly I have
-been sleeping. And clearly I have not been sent back to the world
-without a mission. This is a great and crowded world now, Christina
-Alberta, but it is in a sad state of disorder. Even the newspapers
-remark upon it. People are not happy now. They are not happy as they
-were under my rule in Sumeria thousands of years ago. In the sunshine
-and abundance of Sumeria.”
-
-“But what can you _do_, Daddy?”
-
-“Dear Princess, my child, that I have to think out. Nothing hastily;
-nothing rashly.”
-
-“No,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-There came a pause. “One person only seems to have any belief in me.
-The younger Miss Solbé---- Did you say anything, dear?”
-
-“No. Go on.”
-
-“I have asked her if she too has had any dreams, any vague memories of
-a previous existence. She seems to have had something confirmatory in
-a shadowy sort of way. Very vague intimations. She tells them timidly,
-when her sister is not about. But she is under a misapprehension that
-her relationship to me was a particularly close and special one. She
-was not my Queen. There she is wrong. It is perhaps natural for her to
-think so, but I remember quite distinctly how it was. She was one of
-the Twenty Principal Concubines who carried the Eagle fans.”
-
-“Have you told her that?”
-
-“Not yet,” said Mr. Preemby. “Not yet. One has to go discreetly in all
-these things.”
-
-Another pause followed. Christina Alberta looked at her wrist-watch.
-“My word!” she cried. “We shall be late for lunch!”
-
-She noted as they walked back towards the Petunia Boarding House that
-his bearing and manner had undergone a subtle change. He seemed larger
-and taller and his face was serener and he held his head higher. He
-did not h’rrmp once. He seemed to expect people and things to get out
-of his way, and it was as if the path was a carpet that was being
-unrolled before his advance. Had she been able to see herself she
-would have remarked an equal change in her own carriage. The dance had
-gone out of her paces. She walked like one upon whose shoulders the
-responsibilities of life might easily become overwhelming.
-
-They were late for lunch and all the other boarders were in their
-places, beginning. Every one turned to look at Mr. Preemby’s face as
-they came in, and then they glanced at one another. “So you’ve come
-back to us,” said Mrs. Hockleby to Christina Alberta, meeting her eye.
-
-“It’s jolly to be back,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE SIXTH
-
-_Christina Alberta Consults a Wise Man_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-Christina Alberta and Paul Lambone had been great friends for nearly a
-year. He liked her and admired her, and as became his literary line of
-work, he studied her. And she liked him and trusted him, and showed off
-a good lot when she was with him.
-
-Paul Lambone wrote novels and short stories and books of good advice,
-and he was particularly celebrated for the pervading wisdom of his
-novels and the excellence of his advice. It was his pervading wisdom
-that had picked him up out of the general poverty of writers and placed
-him in a position of comparative prosperity. Not that his conduct of
-his affairs was wise, but that the quality of his wisdom was extremely
-saleable. Some writers prosper by reason of their distinctive passion,
-some by reason of their austerity and truth, some by their excellent
-invention, and some even by simple good writing, but Paul Lambone
-prospered because of his kindness and wisdom. When you read the stories
-you always felt that he was really sorry for the misfortunes and
-misbehaviour of his characters and anxious to help them as much as he
-could. And when they blundered or sinned he would as often as not tell
-you what was the better course they might have chosen. His book of
-advice, and particularly his _Book of Everyday Wisdom_ and his _What to
-Do on a Hundred and One Occasions_ sold largely and continually.
-
-But like that James, King of England, to whom the Bible was dedicated,
-Paul Lambone was far wiser in his thoughts and counsels than in his
-acts. In small matters and most of the time his proceedings were
-foolish or selfish or indecisive or all of those things. His wisdom
-did not reach below the level of his eyes, and his face and body and
-arms and legs were given over to the unhappiest tendencies which
-were restrained by his general indolence rather than by any real
-self-control. He was very well off chiefly because he was lazy; he
-asked the highest possible prices for everything he wrote because
-that was just as easy as asking the lowest, and there was always a
-chance that the bargain would not come off and then he would be saved
-the trouble of correcting his proofs. He accumulated money because he
-was too unenterprising to buy things or incur the responsibility of
-possessions, and so he just let a trust invest it for him. His literary
-reputation was high because a literary reputation in England and
-America depends almost entirely upon apparent reluctance of output. The
-terse beauty of his style was mainly due to his sedulous indisposition
-to write two words where one would suffice. And in the comfort and
-leisure his indolence accumulated for him, he sat about and talked
-and was genially wise and got fatter than was becoming. He tried to
-eat less as a preferable alternative to taking exercise, but in the
-presence of drink and nourishment his indolence flagged and failed
-him. He went about a good deal, and was always eager for new things
-because they saved him from boredom, the malign parent of much needless
-activity. He had an expensive little cottage near Rye in Kent to which
-he could motor without needless trouble whenever London bored him, and
-directly his cottage bored him he would come back to London. And he
-visited people’s houses a lot because it was too troublesome to resist
-invitations.
-
-There were, it must be admitted, limits to the wisdom of Paul Lambone.
-It is often more difficult to see what is near us than what is far
-away; many a stout fellow who looks with a clear, discerning eye upon
-the universe sees little of his toes, and ignores the intervening
-difficulty; and something sub-conscious in Paul Lambone’s mind
-obstinately refused to recognize the defective nature of many of his
-private acts. He knew he was indolent, but he would not allow himself
-to admit that his indolence was fundamental and vicious. He thought
-there was a Paul Lambone in reserve of very great energy. He liked to
-think of himself as a man of swift and accurate decisions who, once
-aroused, was capable of demoniac energy. He had spent many an hour
-in arm-chairs, on garden seats, and on Downland turf, thinking out
-his course of action on various possible occasions of war, business,
-criminal attempt or domestic crisis. His favourite heroes in real life
-were Napoleon, Julius Cæsar, Lord Kitchener, Lord Northcliffe, Mr.
-Ford, and suchlike heroic ants.
-
-He liked Christina Alberta because of her tremendous go. She was always
-up to something; she preferred standing to sitting, and she kicked her
-legs about while she talked to you. He idealized her go; he attributed
-to her much more go than she really had. He was secretly persuaded that
-her blood must be like a bird’s, a degree or so above normal. He felt
-that in imagination she had much in common with him. He called her the
-Last Thing, the Van, the Ultimate Modern Girl, and the Life Force. He
-openly professed pity for the unaided single-handed man who would in
-accordance with our social laws presently have to marry her and go her
-pace and try to keep her in order.
-
-She had been to tea with him once or twice. She perceived his
-admiration and suspected a certain affection, and she basked in
-admiration and affection. She liked his books and thought he was very
-like what he thought he was himself. She told him all sorts of things
-about herself just to lift his eyebrows.
-
-And he was wise all over her and round and about her, tremendously wise.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-It was quite interesting to be rung up by Christina Alberta and asked
-if she might come for tea and advice. “Come along now,” he said. “I’m
-probably all alone for tea.”
-
-And as he replaced the instrument he said: “Now I wonder what the young
-woman has been up to! And what she wants me to do for her.”
-
-He went back to his sitting-room and spread himself on his very nice
-Persian hearthrug, and regarded the pretty silver kettle that swung
-over his spirit lamp. “It won’t be money,” he considered. “She isn’t
-the sort that tries to get money....
-
-“She’s barked her shins on something....
-
-“Girls nowadays are a lot too plucky--they’re a lot too plucky
-altogether.... I hope it’s nothing serious.... She’s just a kid.”
-
-Christina Alberta appeared in due course. Erect as ever, but
-nevertheless looking a little dashed and subdued.
-
-“Uncle,” she said--for that was her theory of their relationship--“I’m
-in trouble. You’ve got to give me all sorts of advice.”
-
-“Take off that brigand’s cloak,” he said, “and sit down there and make
-me some tea. I’ve been watching your love affair out of the corner of
-my eye for some time. I’m not surprised.”
-
-Christina Alberta paused with her cloak in her hand and stared at him.
-“That’s nothing,” she said. “I can manage that little affair all right.
-Such as it is. Don’t you worry about _me_, in that respect. Don’t
-imagine things. But there is something--something different.” She threw
-the cloak over a chair back and came and stood by the silver tea-tray.
-
-“You know my Daddy,” she said, arms akimbo.
-
-“I never saw a more dissimilar parent.”
-
-“Well--” She considered how she should put it. “He’s behaving queerly.
-So that people may think--people who don’t know him--that he’s going
-out of his mind.”
-
-Mr. Lambone reflected. “Was it ever such a very serious mind to go out
-of?”
-
-“Oh! don’t make jokes. His mind was good enough to keep him out of
-trouble, and now something’s happened and it isn’t. People will
-think--some of them think already--he is mad. They may take him away.
-And there’s just him and me. It’s serious, Uncle. And I don’t know what
-I ought to do. I don’t know enough to know. I’m scared. I’ve got no
-friends that I can talk to about it. None. You’d think I’d have women
-friends. I haven’t. I don’t get on with older women. They want to boss
-me. Or I think they do. And I irritate them. They know, they feel--the
-proper ones--that I don’t--oh! respect their standards. And the other
-sort just hate me. Because I’m young. The girls I know--no good for
-what I want just now.”
-
-“But isn’t there a man,” said Lambone, “on whom you have a sort of
-claim?”
-
-“You know who it is, I suppose?”
-
-He was frank. “Things rather show.”
-
-“If you know him--” She left the sentence unfinished.
-
-“I know the young man only very incidentally,” he said.
-
-“I go to Teddy,” said Christina Alberta without any further
-reservations. “I went to him as a matter of fact before I telephoned to
-you. He hardly listened to what I had to say. He didn’t bother.” She
-winced. Suddenly tears stood in her eyes. “He was just loafing about in
-his studio. He kissed me and tried to excite me. He would hardly listen
-to what I had to tell him.... That I suppose is what one gets from a
-lover.”
-
-“So it’s got to that,” Paul Lambone reflected with hidden dismay, and
-then remarked a little belatedly: “Not every lover.”
-
-“Mine--anyhow.”
-
-“And you came away?”
-
-“_Well!_ What do _you_ think?”
-
-“H’m,” said Lambone. “You _have_ barked your shins, Christina Alberta!
-More than I thought.”
-
-“Oh, Hell take Teddy!” said Christina Alberta, putting it on a bit and
-helping herself by being noisy. “What does that matter now? I’ve done
-with Teddy. I was a fool. Never mind that. The thing is my Daddy. What
-am I to do about my Daddy?”
-
-“Well, first you’ve got to tell me all about it,” said Lambone.
-“Because at present, you know, I’ve hardly got the hang of the trouble.
-And before you do that you sit down in that easy chair and I make the
-tea. No, not you. Your nerves are on edge and you’ll upset something.
-You’ve been having your first dose of adult worry. Sit down there and
-don’t say anything for a minute. I’m glad you came along to me. Very
-glad.... I liked that Daddy of yours really. Little innocent-eyed man
-he was. Blue eyes. And he was talking--what nonsense _was_ he talking?
-About the Lost Atlantis. But it was quite nice nonsense.... No, don’t
-interrupt. Just let me recall my own impression of him until you’ve had
-your tea.”
-
-
-§ 3
-
-When the tea was made and Christina Alberta had sipped a cup and looked
-more comfortable, Lambone, who felt he was managing things beautifully,
-told her she might begin.
-
-“He’s getting queer in his mind, but you know that he isn’t really
-going out of his mind,” said Lambone. “That’s it, isn’t it?”
-
-“That _is_ it,” said Christina Alberta. “You see--” She paused.
-
-Lambone sat down in a second arm-chair and sipped his tea in a
-leisurely manner. “It’s a little difficult,” he said.
-
-“You see,” said Christina Alberta, knitting her brows at the fire,
-“he’s a person of peculiar imaginativeness. He always has been. Always.
-He’s always lived half in a dream. We’ve been very much together ever
-since I was born almost, and from the earliest times I remember his
-talks, rambling talks, about the Lost Atlantis, and about the secrets
-of the pyramids and Yogis and the Lamas of Tibet. And astrology.
-All such wonderful, impossible, far-off things. The further off the
-better. Why!--he almost got me into a dream too. I was a Princess of
-Far Atlantis lost in the world. I used to play at that, and sometimes
-my play came very near to believing. I could Princess it for a whole
-afternoon. Lots of children day-dream like that.”
-
-“I did,” said Lambone. “For days together I would be a great Indian
-chief, sentenced to death again and again--disguised as a small
-preparatory schoolboy. The incongruity didn’t matter a rap. Everybody
-does it more or less for a time.”
-
-“But he’s gone on doing it all his life. And he’s doing it now more
-than ever. He’s lost the last trace of any sense that it is a dream.
-And some one played a trick upon him at Tunbridge Wells. Not realizing
-what it might mean for him. They seem to have muddled about with
-spiritualism in the evenings while I was in London, table-rapping and
-so forth, and a man who had nothing better to do pretended to have a
-trance. He told Daddy he was Sargon the First, Sargon King of Kings he
-called him, who was Lord of Akkadia and Sumeria--you know--ages ago,
-before Babylon was born or thought of. The man who did it couldn’t have
-hit on anything more mischievous so far as Daddy was concerned. You see
-he was exactly ready for it; leaving Woodford Wells where he had spent
-half his life in one routine had cut him off, even more than he was
-usually cut off, from reality. He was uprooted already before this idea
-came to him. And now it’s just swamping him. It suited him exactly.
-It--fixed him. Always before one could get him back--by talking about
-my mother or the laundry vans, or something familiar like that. But
-now I can’t get him back. I can’t. He’s Sargon, incognito, come back
-as Lord of the World, and he believes that just as firmly as I believe
-that I am his daughter Christina Alberta Preemby talking to you now.
-It’s a reverie no longer. He’s got his evidence and he believes.”
-
-“And what does he want to do about it?”
-
-“All sorts of things. He wants to declare himself Lord of the World. He
-says things are in a bad way and he wants to save them.”
-
-“They _are_ in a bad way,” said Lambone. “People don’t begin to know
-half how bad they are. Still--I suppose having a delusion about who one
-is, isn’t Insanity. Does he want to make some sort of fuss?”
-
-“I’m afraid, yes.”
-
-“Soon?”
-
-“That’s what worries me.
-
-“You see,” she went on, “I’m afraid he’s going to strike most people
-as queer. He’s back at Lonsdale Mews. We had to come up from Tunbridge
-Wells yesterday. On a few hours’ notice. It’s that has upset me. For a
-couple of days things went on all right. Practically we were turned out
-of the boarding house. There was a frightfully disagreeable man there,
-a Mr. Hockleby, and he seemed to take a violent dislike to Daddy. You
-know those unreasonable dislikes people take at times?”
-
-“A very disagreeable side of human nature. _I_ know. Why, people have
-taken dislikes to _me_!... But go on.”
-
-“He and his daughter got upset about Daddy’s queerness. They frightened
-the Miss Rewsters, the sisters who run the place. They said he might
-break out at any moment, and either he would have to leave or they
-would. There they were all whispering on the stairs and talking of
-sending for a policeman and having him taken away. What could I do? We
-had to clear out. You see Daddy had a sort of idea that when he was
-Sargon Mr. Hockleby had been alive too and had had to be impaled for
-seditious behaviour; and instead of letting bygones be bygones as one
-ought to do in such cases, he said something about it to him, and Mr.
-Hockleby construed it as a threat. It’s all so difficult, you see.”
-
-“He didn’t try to impale him over again, or anything?”
-
-“No. He doesn’t do things like that. It’s only his imagination that is
-doing tremendous things. He isn’t.”
-
-“And now he’s in London?”
-
-“He has a sort of idea he’s overlord of the King, and he wants to go to
-the King at Buckingham Palace and tell him about it. He says the King
-is a thoroughly good man, thoroughly good; and directly he hears how
-things are, he will acknowledge Daddy as his feudal superior and place
-him on the throne. Of course if he tries to do anything of that sort
-he will be locked up for a certainty. And he’s written letters to the
-Prime Minister and the Lord Chancellor and the President of the United
-States and Lenin, and so forth, directing them to wait upon him for his
-instructions. But I’ve persuaded him not to post them till he can have
-a proper seal made.”
-
-“Rather like Muhammad’s letters to the potentates,” said Lambone.
-
-“He’s thinking, too, of a banner or something of that sort, but all
-that’s quite vague. He’s just got the phrase ‘raise my banner.’ I don’t
-think that matters much yet. But the Buckingham Palace idea,--something
-may come of that.”
-
-“This is no end interesting,” said Lambone, and walked across his room
-and back, and then half sat on the arm of his easy chair with his
-hands deep in his pockets. “Tell me; is he distraught to look at?”
-
-“Not a bit of it.”
-
-“Untidy in his dress?”
-
-“Neat as ever.”
-
-“I remember when I saw him how neat he was. Is he--at all--incoherent?
-Or does it all hold together?”
-
-“Absolutely. He’s perfectly logical and coherent. He talks I think
-rather better and more clearly than usual.”
-
-“It’s just one simple delusion? He has no delusions about having great
-physical strength or beauty or anything of that sort?”
-
-“None. He’s not a bit crazy. He’s just possessed by this one grand
-impossible idea.”
-
-“He’s not throwing away money or anything of that sort?”
-
-“Not a bit of it. He’s always been--careful with money.”
-
-“And he is now?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“Let’s hope that lasts. I don’t see that a man is insane because he
-believes he is a King or an Emperor--if some one tells him he is. After
-all, George V has no other grounds for imagining he is a King. The
-only difference is that rather more people have told him so. Fancying
-yourself a King isn’t lunacy, and behaving in accordance with that idea
-isn’t lunacy either. It may be some day, but it isn’t so yet. No.”
-
-“But I’m afraid that people will think that it is.... You see it’s
-only in the last few days I’ve realized how fond I am of my father and
-how horrible it would be for me if anyone attempted to take him away.
-I’m afraid of asylums. Restraint for those who can least understand
-restraint. He particularly would go mad in a week, really mad, if he
-got into one. That Mr. Hockleby has frightened me--he’s frightened me.
-He was so intent and cruel. He was _evil_ about Daddy--malignant. A
-nasty man.”
-
-“Yes, I know,” said Lambone. “Hate.”
-
-“Yes,” she said. “Hate.”
-
-She jumped to her feet and took possession of the hearthrug, looking
-with her bobbed hair and short skirts and manly pose and serious face
-the most ridiculous and attractive mixture of fresh youth and mature
-responsibility conceivable.
-
-“You see, I don’t know what they can do with him--whether they can take
-him away from me. I’ve never been much afraid of what might happen
-before, but I am now. I don’t know how to take hold of all this. I
-thought life was just a lark and people were fools to be afraid of
-doing anything. But now I see _life’s dangerous_. I’ve never been much
-afraid of what happened to myself. But this is different. He’s walking
-about in a dream of glory--with absolute wretchedness hanging over
-him. Think of it! People getting hold of him! Perhaps hitting him! An
-asylum!”
-
-“About the law on these matters I know very little,” Lambone reflected.
-“I doubt if they can do very much to him without your consent. But
-I agree about asylums. From their very nature they must be horrible
-places, haunted places. Most of the attendants--hardened. Even if they
-start well. Every day at it ... too much for anyone.... I don’t know
-how a lunatic is made, a legal lunatic I mean, or who has a right
-to take him. Somebody--I think two doctors--have to certify him or
-something of that sort. But, anyhow, I don’t think your father is a
-lunatic.”
-
-“Nor I. But that may not save him.”
-
-“Something else may. He’s as you say an imaginative--a
-super-imaginative man, possessed by a fantastic idea. Well, isn’t that
-a case perhaps for a psycho-analyst?”
-
-“Possibly. Who’d talk him back--to something like he used to be.”
-
-“Yes. If such a man as Wilfred Devizes, for example, could talk to
-him----”
-
-“I don’t know much about these people. I’ve read some Freud of
-course--and a little Jung.”
-
-“I know Devizes slightly. We talked at lunch. And I liked his wife. And
-if perhaps you could get your father away into a country cottage. By
-the by--have you got any money?”
-
-“He’s got the cheque-book, but he makes me an allowance. So far there’s
-been no money trouble. He signs his cheques all right.”
-
-“But he may not presently.”
-
-“Oh! Of course at any time he may begin putting a swastika or a royal
-cipher in the place of his signature, and then the fat _would_ be in
-the fire. I shouldn’t know where to turn. I hadn’t thought of that.”
-
-“No,” said Lambone.
-
-For some seconds--it seemed quite a long time to Christina Alberta--he
-said nothing more. He sat half leaning upon the arm of his chair and
-looked past her at the fire. She had said what she wanted to say, and
-now stood waiting for him to speak. His wisdom told him that things
-had to be done in this matter very soon; his temperament inclined him
-just to stay in that pleasant room and say things. Meanwhile she looked
-about the room and realized how comfortable a wise man could be. It was
-the best furnished room she had ever been in. The chairs were jolly;
-there were bound books in the bookcase, a delightful old Chinese horse
-on the top of it; all his tea-things were silver or fine china; there
-was a great writing-desk with silver candlesticks; the windows that
-gave on Half Moon Street were curtained with a rich, subtly folding
-material very pleasing to the eye. Her eyes came back to his big fat
-face and his peevish mouth and fine, meditative eyes.
-
-“Something,” he said and sighed, “ought to be done at once. It isn’t a
-matter to leave about. He might commit some indiscretion. And get into
-trouble.”
-
-“I’m afraid of that.”
-
-“Exactly. He’s safe--where you left him?”
-
-“There’s somebody with him.”
-
-“Who won’t let anything happen?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“So far, good.”
-
-“But what am I to do?”
-
-“What are you to do?” he echoed, and said no more for some seconds.
-
-“Well?” she said.
-
-“What in fact are _we_ to do? I ought to see him. Decidedly. Yes, I
-ought to see him.”
-
-“Then come and see him.”
-
-“I ought to come and see him. Now.”
-
-“Then let’s.”
-
-He nodded. He seemed to be making an intense internal effort. “Why
-not?” he asked.
-
-“Well?”
-
-“And then--then we can broach a visit to Wilfred Devizes. Generally fix
-that up. Then our subsequent action will be determined by what Wilfred
-Devizes says. The sooner he sees Devizes the better. It’s a question
-whether it wouldn’t be better for you or both of us to see Devizes
-first. No. Father first. Then when I’m properly instructed--as a lawyer
-would say--Devizes.”
-
-A great tranquillity descended upon him.
-
-She could not restrain a faint exclamation of impatience.
-
-He looked up as if he awakened from profound meditation. “I’ll come
-along now,” he said, “to Lonsdale Mews. I’ll have a talk to your father
-and then I’ll try to get at Devizes and fix up some sort of a meeting
-between them. That’s what I ought to do. I’ll go along with you now--at
-once.”
-
-“Right-o,” said Christina Alberta, “_come_ along.” She threw on her
-cloak and clapped her hat upon her head in a dozen seconds and stood
-waiting.
-
-“I’m ready,” she said.
-
-“I’ll just change this jacket,” said Lambone; and kept her waiting a
-full ten minutes.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-The taxi dropped them at the entrance of the Mews.
-
-“I suppose it won’t matter our arriving together?” said Lambone. “He
-won’t think it’s something preconcerted?”
-
-“He doesn’t have suspicions of that sort.”
-
-But when they reached the studio a little surprise awaited them. Fay
-Crumb opened the door to them and her eyes looked paler and her neck
-longer and her face more absent-minded than ever.
-
-“I’m so glad you’ve come at last,” she said in a flat, distraught
-voice. “You see--he’s gone!”
-
-“Gone!”
-
-“Completely. He’s been away since three. He went out alone.”
-
-“But, Fay, you promised!”
-
-“I know. I could see he was restless and I kept telling him you’d be
-back soon. It wasn’t so easy keeping him. He walked up and down and
-talked. ‘I must go out to my people,’ he said. ‘I feel they need me.
-I must be about my proper business.’ I didn’t know what to do. I just
-hid his hat. I never dreamt he’d go out without his hat--prim as he
-is. I just went upstairs for a moment to get something--I forget what
-now--but, anyhow, it wasn’t there, and I may have spent five minutes
-looking for it--and meanwhile he slipped out. He left the door open and
-I never heard him go. As soon as I knew he’d gone I ran up the Mews
-right up into Lonsdale Road and stood about there.... He’d vanished.
-I’ve been hoping he’d come back every moment since. Before you
-returned. But! He hasn’t come back.”
-
-Her conviction was all too manifest that he would never come back.
-
-“I’d have done anything--” she said.
-
-Christina Alberta and Paul Lambone looked at one another. “This rather
-puts the lid on,” said Christina Alberta. “What are we going to do now?”
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Lambone followed Christina Alberta into the studio and sat down at once
-on the simple couch that became Mr. Preemby’s bed at night. The couch
-squeaked and submitted. He stared at the floor and reflected. “I’ve got
-no engagements this evening,” he said. “None.”
-
-“It won’t be much good waiting here for him,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“I feel in my bones he won’t head back here for hours and hours,” he
-said.
-
-“And meanwhile he may be up to anything!” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Any old lark,” said Lambone.
-
-“Anything,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Three,” said Lambone and consulted his watch: “it’s now nearly five.
-Do you think there is any particular place, Christina Alberta, more
-than any other place, where we might go and look for him? Where, in
-fact, we ought to look for him?”
-
-“But will you come and look for him?”
-
-“I’m at your service.”
-
-“It wasn’t in the bond.”
-
-“I want to. If you won’t walk too fast. I feel I ought to.”
-
-Christina Alberta stood before him with her arms akimbo. “I would bet
-five to one,” she said slowly, “that he heads for Buckingham Palace and
-demands an audience--No, that isn’t how he puts it--offers to give an
-audience to his Vassal, the King. He was full of that this morning. And
-then--Then I suppose they will lock him up and have an inquiry into his
-mental condition.”
-
-“H’m,” said Lambone, and then, rising to the occasion: “Let’s go to
-Buckingham Palace.
-
-“We’ll go there at once,” he said, and moved slowly doorward. “We’ll
-get a taxi.”
-
-They found a taxi in the King’s Road. Christina Alberta did not
-belong to the taxi-ing class, and she was impressed by a sudden
-realization that Lambone had all these thousands of taxi-cabs upon the
-streets alert to do his bidding. The taxi dropped them according to
-instructions at the foot of the Victoria Memorial which gesticulates in
-front of Buckingham Palace, and they stood side by side surveying that
-building. “It looks much as usual,” said Lambone.
-
-“You didn’t expect him to bend it?” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“If he made a disturbance they’ve cleared him up very completely. That
-flag I suppose means G. R. is at home.... I wonder--what do we do next?”
-
-He was rather at a loss. The emotional atmosphere of this wide-open
-place was quite different from the emotional atmosphere of his flat or
-the Lonsdale Mews. In the flat and in the Mews the appeal had been for
-him to act; the appeal here was not to make himself conspicuous. He was
-a man of decorous instincts. A car passed, a beautiful, big, shining
-Napier, and he thought the occupants looked at him as though they
-recognized him. Lots of people knew him nowadays and might recognize
-him. In his flat, in the studio at Lonsdale Mews, he could foregather
-with Christina Alberta without compunction; but now, in this very
-conspicuous place, this most conspicuous place, he had a momentary
-realization that he and she didn’t exactly match, he with his finished
-effect of being a man about town, a large, distinguished, mature man
-about town, and she with her air of excessive youthfulness, her very
-short skirts and her hat, like the calyptra of a black mushroom, pulled
-over her bobbed hair. People might think them an incongruous couple.
-People might wonder what had brought them together and what he was up
-to with her.
-
-“I suppose we ought to ask some one,” she said.
-
-“Who?”
-
-“Oh!--one of those sentinels.”
-
-“May one speak to the sentinels at the gate? Frankly, I’m afraid of
-those tremendous chaps in the busbies. I’d as soon speak to the Horse
-Guard in Whitehall. He’d probably look right over our heads and say
-nothing. And we should just dither away from beneath him. I couldn’t
-stand that....”
-
-“But what are we to do?”
-
-“Nothing rash.”
-
-“We _must_ ask some one.”
-
-“Away there on the left towards Victoria there’s what looks like
-the real business way in. There’s two policemen. I’m not afraid of
-policemen. No. And of course that man at the corner is a plain-clothes
-man.”
-
-“Then let’s ask _him_!”
-
-Lambone made no move. “Suppose he hasn’t come here at all!”
-
-“I know he meant to do so.”
-
-“I suppose if he hasn’t come,” said Lambone, “we ought to wait about
-here on the chance of his coming.” He felt extremely like flight at
-that instant. “There ought to be seats here.
-
-“Come along,” he said, with a sudden return to manly decision, “let’s
-ask one of those bobbies at the far gate.”
-
-
-§ 6
-
-The policeman at the gate to whom they addressed themselves listened
-gravely to their inquiries, making no instant reply. He belonged to
-that great majority of English speakers who are engaged upon the
-improvement of the word “yes.” His particular idea was to make it long
-and purry.
-
-“Yurrss,” he said breaking presently into speech: “Yurrss. There was
-a small gentleman without a ’at on. Yurrss. He _’ad_ blue eyes. And
-a moustache? Yurrss, come to think of it there _was_ a moustache. A
-rather considerable moustache. Well, ’e said he wanted to speak to King
-George on a rather urgent matter. It always is a rather urgent matter.
-Never ‘quite.’ Always ‘rather.’ We replied, according to formula, ’e’d
-’ave to write for’n ’pointment. ‘Perhaps,’ ’e says, ‘You don’t know who
-I am?’ They all say that. ‘I guess it’s something important,’ I says.
-‘Not the Ormighty, by any chance,’ I says. But ’e was ’ere last week
-and ’e wouldn’ go away and they ’ad to take ’im off in a taxi-cab. You
-know there _was_ a chap ’ere, sir--Thursday last or Friday, I forget
-which--with a long white beard and ’air all down ’is back. Very like
-’im I should think. Well any’ow this sort of dashed your gentleman. He
-kind of mumbled a name.”
-
-“Not Sargon?” asked Christina Alberta.
-
-“It might ’ave been. Any’ow, ‘There is no exceptions,’ I says. ‘Not
-even if you was a close relation. We got no option here. We’re just
-machines.’ He stood sort of looking baffled for a time. ‘All this must
-be altered,’ he said in a sort of low, earnest voice. ‘It’s the duty
-of every king to give audience to every one, every day.’ I says, ‘Very
-likely it is, sir. But we policemen aren’t in any position to ’elp it,’
-I says, ‘much less alter it.’ So off ’e goes. I kind of tipped the
-wink to the detective at the corner and ’e watched ’im go along the
-front and then cross over to the monument and stand looking up at the
-windows. And then ’e shrugged ’is shoulders and took ’imself off. And
-that’s the last I see of ’im.”
-
-Lambone asked a superfluous question.
-
-“It might be Piccadilly way,” said the policeman, “it might be down
-towards Trafalgar Square. Fact is, sir, I didn’t notice.”
-
-It was clear that the conversation was drawing to an end.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-“So that’s that,” said Lambone. “So far, good. He’s still at large.”
-
-He expressed his thanks to the policeman.
-
-“And now,” he said with an air of bringing out the solution of a
-difficult problem very successfully, “all we have to do is to find him.”
-
-“But where?”
-
-“That’s the essence of the problem.”
-
-He led the way back to the Victoria Memorial and stood side by side
-with Christina Alberta beneath that perfect symbol of the British
-Empire, the statue of Queen Victoria. They stared down the Mall to the
-distant Admiralty Arch, and for a moment neither of them said a word.
-It was a warm and serene October afternoon; the cupolas of Whitehall
-and Westminster’s two towers and a brown pile of mansions were just
-visible over the trees on the right, transfigured to beauty by the
-afternoon glow; the two tall columns of the Duke of York and Nelson
-rose over the trees and buildings to the left; it was in the pause
-before the dinner and theatre traffic begins, and only a few taxi-cabs
-and a car or so emphasized the breadth of the processional roadway.
-Half a dozen windows in the Admiralty had taken fire already from the
-sinking sun.
-
-“I suppose,” said Lambone, “he’s gone down there.”
-
-Christina Alberta stood with her arms akimbo and her feet a little
-apart. “I suppose he has.”
-
-The wide road ran straight to the distant Admiralty Arch. And through
-that remote little opening was Trafalgar Square and Charing Cross and
-a radiating tangle of roads and streets spreading out and beyond and
-further into the twilight blue.
-
-“What will he make for now?”
-
-“Heaven knows. I’m bankrupt. I haven’t an idea.”
-
-Neither spoke for a little while.
-
-“He’s gone,” she said, “just gone,” and that simple and desolating
-thought filled her mind.
-
-But the thoughts of Paul Lambone were more complex and intricate.
-
-He perceived that a serious adventure was happening to him and that
-he was called upon to exert himself. He had suddenly been called
-away from his tea and hot tea-cake to hunt a slightly demented
-comparative stranger about London. He wanted to do it, and he wanted
-to do it properly and in a way to impress Christina Alberta. And his
-intelligence told him that the best thing he could do would be to
-follow upon the probable track of his quarry and come up with him
-before he got into mischief. Or while he was getting into mischief--and
-interfere and carry him off. And meanwhile his more exercised lower
-nature was exhorting him to leave Christina Alberta to do the pursuing
-alone, and go back as straightly as possible to his ample arm-chair and
-sit down and think things out. And then go to his best club to dinner.
-And in fact quietly and neatly get out of this unexpected and tiresome
-business altogether.
-
-And then he looked at Christina Alberta and realized that he could do
-nothing of the sort. He couldn’t leave her. He looked at her profile,
-the profile of a grave child, and an almost maternal emotion was
-aroused in him. She looked with anxious and perplexed eyes at the blue
-and limitless city that had swallowed up her Daddy. The scene was still
-warm with the evening sun-glow, but the blue twilight gathered in the
-lower eastern sky. Here and there a yellow pin-point showed that London
-was beginning to light itself up. She couldn’t go down that road alone.
-Absurdly, preposterously they were linked. The impulse to disentangle
-himself was the impulse of a selfish discretion that was rapidly taking
-all the happiness out of his life and leaving security and luxuries in
-its place. This was a call to that latent Paul Lambone to _act_. Even
-supposing she was a common, queer little flapper that his imagination
-had made into a friend and heroine, was that any reason whatever why he
-shouldn’t see her through this trouble that had come upon her?
-
-He made his decision.
-
-“He won’t go back for ages,” he said following up the problem. “Nobody
-would on an evening like this.”
-
-“No,” she said. “But I don’t see that that gives me any hint of what I
-ought to do next.”
-
-“We can keep together and go down towards Trafalgar Square. We might
-look along the Embankment. When we are tired we can get some dinner
-somewhere. You can get a sort of dinner almost anywhere I suppose. We
-shall want our dinner.... Perhaps it’s not so hopeless a job as it
-seems at first. A big job but not a hopeless one. There are limitations
-to what he may do. Limitations in himself I mean. I don’t think he’ll
-go into uninteresting streets. His feeling is--spectacular. He’s much
-more likely to keep to open spaces and near conspicuous buildings. That
-cuts out a lot of streets. And he won’t go far east. In another hour
-the city will be shutting up and going home and putting out its lights.
-He’ll turn back out of that--westward.”
-
-“You can spare the time?”
-
-“I’ve no engagements at all to-night. It was to have been an ‘off’
-night. And this business attracts me. It is interesting to see just
-how far we can infer and guess his proceedings. It’s a curious mental
-exercise.... Do you know I think we shall find him!”
-
-She stood quite still for some moments.
-
-“It’s awfully good of you to come with me,” she said.
-
-“I come on one condition.... That you don’t walk too fast. We’ve never
-walked much together, Christina Alberta, but I’ve seen enough of you to
-know that you walk abominably fast.”
-
-
-§ 8
-
-Every one knows the Café Neptune near Piccadilly Circus and the various
-crowd that assembles there. There you see artists and painters that
-are scarcely artists, poets and mere writers, artists’ models and
-drug-fiends, undergraduates in arts and medicine who are no better
-than they should be, publishers and gay lawyers, Bolsheviks and White
-Refugees, American visitors who come to scoff and remain a prey, stray
-students from the Far East and Jews and Jews and Jews--and Jewesses.
-And hither at about half-past nine that night came a stout, large, and
-wearily-distinguished-looking man accompanied by an attractive young
-lady in short skirts and bobbed hair who carried a large and shapely
-nose high and sternly, and they threaded their way among the tables
-through the smoky atmosphere, seeking a congenial place. Out of the
-garrulous confusing mirk arose a young man with a mop of red hair and
-protruded a rampant face and asked in a large whisper: “_Have you found
-him?_”
-
-“Not a trace,” said Paul Lambone.
-
-Fay Crumb’s face looked up from the table through a haze of cigarette
-smoke.
-
-“Nor we. _We’ve_ been looking too.”
-
-“As well here as anywhere,” said the stout man. “Where have you
-looked?”
-
-“Here,” said Harold, “and hereabouts. It seemed a suitable rendezvous.”
-
-“We’ve ranged far and wide,” said Lambone. “We’ve done miles--oh!
-endless miles. And Christina Alberta has refused all nourishment--for
-me as well as for herself. At last I said, either I sit down and eat
-or I drop down and die. May we take these chairs? You have that one,
-Christina Alberta. Waiter! It is a case of extreme fatigue. No--neither
-Munchner nor Pilsener. I must have champagne. Bollinger 1914 will do
-and it must be iced--rather over-iced, and with it, sandwiches--a very
-considerable number of sandwiches of smoked salmon. Yes--a dozen. Ah!”
-
-He dropped his wrists on the table. “When I have had some drink I will
-talk,” he wheezed and became silent.
-
-“When did you leave the Mews?” Christina Alberta asked Fay.
-
-“Half-past eight.... Not a sign of him.”
-
-“Have you been far?” Harold asked Lambone.
-
-“_Far!_” said Lambone and for a time was incapable of more.
-
-His voice seemed to recede in perspective. “Asking policemen for a
-small, hatless man. Over great areas of London. On and on--from one
-policeman to another.... She’s a most determined young woman. God help
-the man who wins her love! Not a soul had seen him. But I can’t talk
-_yet_....”
-
-Harold clawed his chin softly with long artistic fingers. “It is just
-possible,” he said slowly, “that he went in somewhere and bought a hat.”
-
-“Of course he must have got a hat,” said Fay.
-
-“It never occurred to either of us that he would do anything so sane.”
-
-“We never thought of asking in the hatters’ shops,” said Christina
-Alberta.
-
-“Happily,” said Lambone, and turned to welcome his refreshment. “That
-would have been the last straw.”
-
-“For a long time we were on the trail of another hatless man,” said
-Christina Alberta. “We ran him down in the Essex Road after tracking
-him all up Pentonville. But he was just a vegetarian in sandals and
-a beard. And there was a report of a hatless man near the Britannia,
-but that came to nothing. He seemed just to have come out of his house
-somewhere to buy fried fish off a barrow in the Camden Town High
-Street.”
-
-“Extraordinary how a crowd collects when you ask the simplest
-questions,” said Lambone with his mouth full of sandwich. “And how
-urgently helpful it can be. They almost forced us up a staircase
-after that fried-fish man, who struck me as an extremely pugnacious,
-suspicious-looking fellow. The crowd would have it we wanted him, and
-he didn’t seem to want in the very least to be wanted. If I hadn’t had
-an inspiration something very disagreeable might have happened. I just
-said ‘No, it’s not this gentleman, it’s another of the same name.’”
-
-“But what did he say?”
-
-“‘You _better_,’ he said. But anyhow it satisfied the crowd, and
-afterwards we got away quite easily on an omnibus that took us down to
-Portland Road Station.”
-
-The champagne arrived in its ice pail. “Hardly cold, sir, yet,” said
-the waiter, feeling the bottle.
-
-“It’s not a time for fastidiousness,” said Lambone and took a third
-sandwich. “You’re not eating, Christina Alberta. And I insist upon your
-having at least one glass of this.”
-
-Christina Alberta drank a little and ate mechanically.
-
-“I wonder if we shall ever see him again,” said Harold. “London is
-so vast. So _vast_! But I always feel that, when I see anyone go
-out anywhere. There is a tremendous courage in going out. London
-must be full of lost people. I used to be afraid of London until I
-discovered the Tubes and the Underground. I felt I might be sucked
-up side-streets to God knows where. And keep on going round corners
-into longer and longer streets for ever. I used to dream of the last
-street of all--_endless_. But whenever I get nervous I just ask for the
-nearest tube station and there I am.”
-
-“He _may_ be back at the studio now,” said Fay.
-
-Paul Lambone reached his fourth sandwich and his third glass of
-champagne with great rapidity. He became more leisurely in his
-refreshment.
-
-“I am disappointed,” he said, “that I didn’t think of the possibility
-of his buying a hat. It has disorganized all my inductions. You see I
-was so concentrated on what was going on inside his head that I never
-troubled about what might be going on outside it. But a man of his neat
-and proper habits--acquired through a lifetime of orderly living--would
-get himself a hat almost mechanically.... We may have passed quite
-close to him in that.”
-
-“I should have known him,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“But, until that Pentonville man drew a red herring across the trail, I
-am convinced we were close on his footsteps. You see Christina Alberta
-insisted upon my asking every policeman we saw--even men, overworked,
-irritable, snappy, _rude_ men controlling the traffic--but at any rate
-I chose the route--I inferred the route. You see, my dear Watson”--he
-smiled faintly in weary self-approval at Crumb--“the essential thing
-in a case like this is to put yourself in your man’s place, to think
-his thoughts instead of your own. That is what I tried--so far as being
-out of breath would allow it--to impress on Christina Alberta. It’s
-fairly straightforward. Here you have a man convinced, beautifully and
-enviably convinced, that he is the supreme lord of the world, unknown,
-unrecognized as yet, but on the eve of his proclamation. Will such a
-man go along any street just as easily as any other? Not at all! He
-will be elated, expansive, ascendant. Very well; he will go up hill
-and not down. He will choose wide highways and not narrow ones and tend
-towards the middle of the street----”
-
-“He hasn’t been run over!” cried Christina Alberta sharply.
-
-“No. No. He would avoid traffic because that would hustle him and
-impair his dignity. Open spaces would attract him. High buildings,
-bright lights, the intimations of any assembly would draw him
-powerfully. So he certainly crossed Trafalgar Square from the Admiralty
-Arch in a diagonal direction, towards the conspicuous invitation of the
-Coliseum.... You see my method?”
-
-He did not wait for Crumb to answer. “But the more I think over our
-missing friend,” he went on, “the more I admire and envy him. What
-crawling things we are!--content to be subjects, units, items, pawns,
-drops of water and grains of sand, in the multitudinous, unmeaning
-muddle of human affairs. He soars above it. He soars above it now. He
-rejects his commonness and inferiority in one magnificent gesture.
-_His_ world. The grandeur of it! Wherever he is to-night and whatever
-fate overtake him, he is a happy man. And we sit here, we sit here
-and drink--I am ordering another bottle of that wine, Harold, and I
-expect you and Mrs. Crumb to abandon that warm and sticky beer and
-join me--Waiter! Yes--another, please--we sit here in this crowded,
-smoky gathering (_look_ at ’em!) while he plans the salvation of the
-world that we let slide, and lifts his kingly will to God. Glorious
-exaltation! Suppose that all of us could be touched----”
-
-Christina Alberta interrupted. “I think we ought to telephone to the
-hospitals. I didn’t think before of the possibility of his being run
-over. Always he has been a little careless at crossings.”
-
-Paul Lambone lifted a deprecating hand and searched in his mind for
-some excuse for rest.
-
-“A little later,” he said after a slight pause, “the hospital staffs
-will be more at leisure. It is their rush hour now--ten to eleven. Yes,
-the Rush Hour....”
-
-
-§ 9
-
-Teddy Winterton appeared wading through obstructive seated people. His
-eye was fixed on Christina Alberta. “Hullo!” said Lambone in not too
-cordial greeting, and glanced at Christina Alberta and back at the
-new-comer.
-
-Teddy struggled for an unoccupied chair over which some lady had thrown
-a sealskin coat, and captured it with profuse apologies to the owner of
-the cloak and squeezed it in at the end of the table between Harold and
-Fay, who barred his way to Christina Alberta. “Have pity on a lonely
-man,” he said genially and tried to catch the eye of Christina Alberta.
-
-“You shall have one glass of champagne,” said Lambone with a slightly
-forced welcome in his tone.
-
-“How do, Christina Alberta!” said Teddy forcing her attention.
-
-Christina Alberta turned to Fay. “Will you come back with me now,”
-she said to her, “back to the flat? I must do that telephoning to the
-hospitals now or it won’t be done.”
-
-Fay looked at her curiously. “It’s serious,” said Christina Alberta’s
-eyes, and Fay stood up and struggled with her coat. Teddy leaped to his
-feet to assist her. Christina Alberta had not removed her cloak, and
-was ready. “I say, Christina Alberta,” said Teddy. “I want a word with
-you.”
-
-“Go on, Fay,” said Christina Alberta, giving her friend a little dig in
-the back and pretending not to hear him.
-
-Teddy followed them out to the Piccadilly pavement. “Just a word,” he
-said. Fay was for standing a little way off, but Christina Alberta
-would not let that happen.
-
-“I don’t want a word,” she said.
-
-“But I might help you.”
-
-“You might have done. But it’s too late. I never want to see you again.”
-
-“Give a fellow a chance.”
-
-“You’ve had your chance. And tried to take it.”
-
-“You might at least keep up appearances,” said Teddy.
-
-“Damn appearances!” said Christina Alberta. “Oh! _Come_ on, Fay.”
-
-She gripped her friend’s arm.
-
-Teddy was left hovering. He hesitated and then went back into the café
-to rejoin Crumb and Lambone.
-
-The two young women went on in silence for a little while.
-
-“Anything up?” Fay ventured.
-
-“Everything’s up,” said Christina Alberta. “I wonder if there’s a ghost
-of a chance of finding Daddy at the studio.”
-
-They made their way to Chelsea without much further conversation. Fay
-had never before seen Christina Alberta looking tired.
-
-When Fay opened the door Christina Alberta pushed in past her. “Daddy!”
-she cried in the dark passage. “Daddy!”
-
-Fay clicked on the light. “No,” said Christina Alberta. “Of course he’s
-not here. He’s gone. Fay! What am I to _do_?”
-
-Fay’s pale blue eyes became rounder. Christina Alberta, the valiant,
-the modern, was in tears.
-
-“There’s the hospitals,” said Fay, doing her best to be brisk and
-cheerful.
-
-
-
-
-_BOOK THE SECOND_
-
-THE WORLD REJECTS SARGON, KING OF KINGS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
-_Incognito_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-Mr. Preemby had disappeared from Christina Alberta’s world. For a time
-he must disappear almost as completely from this story. Mr. Preemby
-fades out. Taking over his outward likeness we have now to tell of
-another and greater person, Sargon the First, the Magnificent One, King
-of all Kings, the Inheritor of the Earth.
-
-It is no doubt a very wonderful and glorious thing to discover that
-instead of being the rather obscure widower of a laundry proprietor
-with no particular purpose in the world one is Lord of the Whole
-World, but it is also, to a conscientious man anxious to do right,
-an extremely disturbing and oppressive discovery. And at first it is
-natural that there should be something a little confusing to the mind
-in this vast and glittering idea. It was an idea that carried with it
-an effect of release and enlargement. For purposes as yet obscure, he
-had been caught like a caged creature in that limited and uninteresting
-Preemby life. His imagination had rebelled against its finality; some
-deep instinct had warned him that his life was an illusion; in moments
-of reverie, and sometimes between sleeping and waking, there had been
-intimations of a light and purpose beyond the apparent reality. Now
-abruptly, as though a portal swung open, as though a curtain was drawn,
-that light poured upon him dazzlingly. His was no single life that
-begins and ends and is done with like an empty song. His existence
-was like a thread that shone and vanished and returned in the unending
-fabric of being; that was woven into a purpose. In the past he had
-been Porg in the city of Kleb, and he had been Sargon and Belshazzar.
-Many others had he been, but those memories still slumbered under the
-dark waters of forgetfulness. But the memory of Sargon shone bright.
-It was his Sargon self that had returned and no other of his selves.
-For some reason that was still obscure the Power that ruled his life
-needed him to be Sargon once again, in this great distressful world of
-to-day. Sargon had begun life humbly as an outcast babe and had risen
-to restore and rule and extend a mightier Empire than the old world
-had ever seen before. Certain qualities (h’rrmp) had been displayed by
-Sargon, and because of these qualities the Power had called upon him
-again.
-
-A whole series of memories was unfolding in his mind. With an
-extraordinary convincingness he recalled his youth, memories of those
-distant days in Sumeria where the Power had set him on high. They
-were so bright and so pleasing that already they were thrusting his
-recollections of Sheringham and Woodford Wells into the background,
-making a fading phantom of his Preemby existence. He had never
-cherished these latter experiences, never turned them over in his
-mind with any pleasure. But his newly-restored memories were memories
-to dwell upon. There were pictures of his early life when he was a
-foundling, a mysterious foundling at the court of his predecessor.
-(That predecessor’s name still escaped him.) Young Sargon was a fair
-and blue-eyed youth, a thing rare in brown Sumeria, and he had been
-found floating down the great river in a little cradle boat of rushes
-and bitumen, and he had been taken and adopted by the ruler of the
-land. And already as a lad he was pointed out as having an exceptional
-wisdom, as being able to do what other men could not do, he had the
-genius of the ruler. It was not that he had great cleverness nor great
-skill nor strength. Many of those about him excelled him in these minor
-things--in cleverness and memory work in particular, Prewm, the son of
-the Grand Vizier, excelled him--but he had the true, the kingly wisdom
-beyond them all.
-
-“The true, the kingly wisdom,” said Mr. Preemby-Sargon aloud and
-came into sharp collision with a tall, dark gentleman hurrying from
-St. James’s Park towards St. James’s Palace. “Sorry!” cried Mr.
-Preemby-Sargon.
-
-“My fault,” said the tall, dark gentleman. “Late for an appointment.”
-And swept on.
-
-Odd! Where had Mr. Preemby--or Sargon--seen that face before? Could it
-be--Something connected it vaguely with Sheringham and sunlit sand. And
-then Sumeria came uppermost and the tall, dark gentleman became the
-chieftain of a desert tribe, a desert tribe amidst the sands.
-
-The ruffled surface became calm again, and that boyhood in Sumeria
-resumed possession of the mirror. Where were we? Even in those early
-days men had marked a gravity in the lad beyond his years. He had
-avoided puerile games. In all his lives he had avoided puerile games.
-No cricketer even at Sheringham. Modestly but firmly this youth had
-raised his voice in the council chamber and his words were seen to be
-wisdom. The old men had sat around marvelling. “He sayeth Sooth,” they
-said in their antique Sumerian way. A soothsayer. He was also called
-the Young Pathfinder.
-
-Before Sargon was fifteen the old childless ruler, beset by enemies,
-threatened with plots, had marked him. “This boy might save the state.”
-Then, while yet only a few days over eighteen he was given charge of an
-expedition to pacify the mountain folk of the north and persuade them
-not to ally themselves with the Enemy of the North. He did more than
-he was told to do. He went through the mountain land into the plains
-beyond, and gave battle to the Enemy of the North and defeated him and
-smote him severely. After that all men perceived that he must be the
-new Lord and Master of Sumeria, the successor of his aged Patron. All
-applauded with sincerity except Prewm the Clever (already adorned with
-precocious sprouting whiskers) and he applauded with envy in his eyes.
-And then came the days of the Succession, and the Inauguration of the
-Harem, beautiful days. And after that the birth of the Princess Royal,
-his only child, and that great expedition into the deserts of the
-south. And more expeditions and great law-makings, wise laws and wiser,
-and crowds of applauding, grateful people and happy villages. Life
-became happy universally. Prewm plotted and rebelled and was dealt with
-after the simple custom of the time. That was a regrettable necessity,
-a thing not to be dwelt upon. The frontiers spread and the great
-peace spread; Russia, Turkey in Europe, Persia, India, Ancient Egypt,
-Somaliland, and so on and so forth, were conquered and made happy.
-America and Australia and the remains of Atlantis, still not completely
-submerged, were discovered. They were forgotten again afterwards, but
-they were really discovered then--and paid tribute. A League of Nations
-was established.
-
-All the world told of the goodness of Sargon and lived golden days. For
-Sargon ruled by the light of justice in his heart. He mitigated the
-sacrifices in the Temples and introduced a kind of Protestantism into
-the creeds and services. The people made songs praising him. Passing
-men and women would run to kiss his hand. Nor did he deny himself to
-his people. That confidence was his end. Came alas! the assassin’s
-knife, the black assassin, a madman, a stranger----!
-
-It was wonderful. He could remember his people mourning after he was
-dead.
-
-The white glove of a policeman against Mr. Preemby-Sargon’s chest
-just saved him from stepping in front of a motor ’bus. He recoiled
-dexterously. He was in Trafalgar Square, a great meeting-place, a
-confluence. Here in the warm light of the October afternoon was a crowd
-even greater than the Sumerian crowds. Here he would observe them.
-They were dark crowds, anxious-faced crowds. His coming back had to do
-with them. There had been a great war, much devastation; the world was
-wounded and unable to recover. The poor rulers and politicians of this
-age had no wisdom, had no instinct for the fundamentally right thing.
-Once more a leader and a saviour was required, one who had the wisdom
-that counts.
-
-It was Sargon that walked under the noses of Nelson’s lions and made
-his way past the statue of George the Fourth to the balustrading that
-commands the square. He took up his position there for a long survey.
-He looked down Whitehall to the great tower of the Houses of Parliament
-and Whitehall was full of a golden haze set with a glitter of traffic.
-The stream of omnibuses, cars, and motor vans poured up to mingle with
-the streams that came out of Northumberland Avenue and the Strand, and
-the joint flow sundered again to the left of him and to the right away
-to Pall Mall, across the square there. No street lamps were lit as yet,
-but in the rounded bluffs of building to the left a few windows were
-warm with lights. Below, across the square, thin streams of pedestrians
-flowed like ants from one point to another and the squat little
-station of the Tube Railway perpetually swallowed up dots and clumps
-of individuals. Some sort of meeting was going on at the foot of the
-Nelson column, a mere knot of people without evident enthusiasm. Men
-with white and red placards about Unemployment were distributing white
-handbills and shaking collecting boxes. Immediately underneath a few
-poorly-dressed children ran about and played and squabbled....
-
-Just a little patch this was in one of his cities. For, you see, by the
-lapse of time and the development of his ancient empire, he was the
-rightful owner and ruler of this city and of every other city in the
-world.
-
-And he had come back to heal the swarming world’s disorders and
-reinstate the deep peace of old Sumeria once again.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-But how to set about this task?
-
-That was the difficulty. There must be no Half Advent. He must take
-hold swiftly and decisively he realized, and from the balustrading in
-front of the National Gallery it looked a large, loose, scattering
-sort of world to take hold of. It might refuse to be taken hold of.
-If he began now, if he began to shout from this place, it was more
-than likely that no one would heed him. He must watch warily for his
-opportunity and _make no mistakes_. It did not become the Lord and
-Restorer of the Whole Earth to make mistakes.
-
-Now, for example, that had nearly been a mistake at Buckingham Palace.
-It had blown over all right but it might have had serious consequences.
-People did not know the Master yet, had no inkling. “They might,” said
-Sargon, lapsing into a Preemby homeliness “have run me in. And a Pretty
-Fool I should have looked then!”
-
-There must be no more hasty action of that sort.
-
-No. Indeed it became him rather to wait for guidance.
-
-The Power that had brought him back into the world and awakened him
-to a sense of his true identity and his mission, might be trusted
-presently to send him an enlightened supporter or so--who would
-recognize him. Because, of course, he must resemble the monarch he
-had been--even as Hockleby had been recognizably like Prewm. As he
-weighed this thought his hand sought his moustache and he twisted it
-thoughtfully. It was in effect a disguise. Meanwhile--? Meanwhile he
-must see what he could, determine the mood of the people and learn
-their particular needs and distresses. He could go among his people
-unsuspected--like Haroun al Raschid, but for a wiser purpose....
-
-“Haroun al Raschid,” whispered Sargon and looked up to Lord Nelson
-and nodded to him in a friendly way. “Haroun al Raschid. Would that
-my pocket was full of pieces of gold! But of that to-morrow. That
-man--what was his name?--Preemby had a bank somewhere.”
-
-He felt for his breast pocket. The cheque-book was still there. One
-signed the cheques “_A. E. Preemby_”--queer, but one did. This A. E.
-Preemby had played the part of a chrysalis. His hoard remained.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-In the Strand his Majesty caught a glimpse of his reflection in a shop
-window. His hair was a little disordered, and he disliked to have
-his hair disordered. He went into a hat shop that presented itself
-conveniently and bought himself a hat.
-
-He took out his little note-case to pay--a reassuring thing to do.
-For in it were no less than seven pound-notes. He counted them with
-satisfaction. After paying up at Tunbridge he had drawn again on his
-bank. He hesitated whether he should give largesse to the shopman--and
-did not do so.
-
-It was not another grey felt hat with a black ribbon he bought; it
-was an exceptional felt hat with a large brim such as an artist or a
-literary personage might have chosen. It was not the hat that Albert
-Edward Preemby, the restrained, the hesitating, would have bought; it
-was much more Sargon’s sort of hat. Yet not pure Sargonesque; there
-was a touch of disguise about it still, a more manifest disguise. The
-brim came down over one’s brow. One could see ever and again in shop
-windows and incidental mirrors that now a shadow of mystery lay upon
-those brooding blue eyes.
-
-He made his way eastward towards Aldwych and so into Kingsway, looking
-now at the shops, now scanning the faces of the people.
-
-To-day he was The Unknown. Scarce a soul that gave him a second glance.
-But soon would come discovery and then all this careless jostling
-crowd would be magnetized as he passed, would turn with one accord to
-him. They would salute and whisper and wonder. And he must be ready
-for them, ready to guide their destinies forthwith. It would not do
-to stand at a loss and say “Er,” to stand collecting his thoughts and
-clear his throat, “H’rrmp.”
-
-Terrible the responsibility that lay upon him! But he would not
-shirk it. What should be his opening words to them when the moment
-of revelation came? “First;--Let there be Peace!” Better words than
-that one could not imagine. He muttered to himself; “Peace and not War
-among the Nations. Peace and not War among individuals. Peace in the
-street--in the workroom--in the shop. _Peace_.
-
-“Love and Peace. I, Sargon the Magnificent, command it. I, Sargon, have
-come back after many ages to give Peace to the Whole World.”
-
-A shop window drew him. It was a map shop and prominently displayed in
-the window was a map of _Europe after the Treaty of Versailles:--Two
-and Sixpence._ He stood looking at that. It would all have to be
-altered again. That was just part of his task. Then he surveyed the
-rest of the window. Behind the map of Europe there hung a wall-map of
-the world. He would need such a map of the world; you cannot rule the
-world without a map of it. Or you may forget large portions. Or would a
-globe be better? Maps are all to be seen at once, and besides they are
-more portable. Furthermore, the shop did not seem to sell globes and
-he did not know where globes were to be bought. He went in and bought
-the world map and emerged again on Kingsway after an interval, with a
-roll four feet long under his arm. He was also carrying an ingenious
-flat-paper planisphere which had caught his fancy as he stood at the
-counter. It might be useful, he felt, for astrological purposes.
-
-He began to think vaguely of his possible destination. Whither was he
-going?
-
-He was seeking quarters, he was seeking indeed some lonely hermitage.
-He had slipped away from the Princess Royal, who also had come
-back--rather needlessly he thought--into this modern world, because
-it was necessary for him to be absolutely alone for a time. He had
-to spend some days or weeks in spiritual struggle and meditation and
-mental purification before his revelation came. Even she might not
-minister to him during that period. She was devoted, but she hampered
-him. Indeed, she hampered him greatly. She did not fully understand.
-Her remarks and questions were generally disconcerting and sometimes
-downright annoying. It was quite probable that the metamorphosis might
-never occur with her about. And, besides, always in the history of
-great Visitants and marvellous returns there had been this opening
-phase of withdrawal and self-communion. Buddha, Muhammad; they had all
-done it. Perhaps he would fast. Perhaps fasting would be necessary.
-Perhaps there would be Celestial Visitants.
-
-He wished he knew more of the technique of fasting. Did one just stop
-having meals or were there ceremonies and precautions? But of that
-later. First he had to find that quiet room, his secret place of final
-preparation.
-
-Presently he found himself in the grey squares of Bloomsbury and
-every house he passed displayed in its window a genteel card offering
-“Apartments” or “Bed and Breakfast.” Here also were “Private Hotels”
-and even a plain “Boarding House.” Well, here no doubt it had to be. A
-simple room amidst his unsuspecting people, a simple, simply furnished
-room.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-But through all Bloomsbury, to judge by the dark green and silver cards
-in its ground-floor windows, was offering shelter and sustenance to the
-homeless and the stranger, the new Lord of the World found it no easy
-matter to secure that simple room he needed for his own use. For more
-than an hour he was visiting one grey house after another, knocking,
-standing on doorsteps, entering passages laid with immemorial oilcloth,
-and demanding a sight of the accommodation offered, inspecting
-it, asking prices--and--it became more and more evident--arousing
-suspicion. The people stared at his rolled-up map and his planisphere
-and seemed to dislike them instinctively. He had not expected such
-blunt demands for information; his vague mysteriousness was swept
-aside, he found himself difficult to explain. They wanted to know
-how he was occupied and when he would like to move in. None of them
-seemed prepared for him to just sit down in his room there and then.
-They expected him to go out and fetch his luggage. It undermined his
-confidence that behind him there was no luggage. All these people, he
-realized more and more distinctly, would expect him to produce luggage
-and might behave unreasonably if he did not do so. A mere readiness to
-pay in advance, he gathered, was not enough for them.
-
-He had counted upon finding kind and simple people behind these
-lodging-house doors, people who would accept him and look up to him
-from the first and wonder about him and his planisphere, speculate
-about its significance and gradually realize the marvellous visitant
-that had come to them. But the people he saw were not simple people.
-Mostly they were dingy, sophisticated people. They came up out of
-basements in a mood of sceptical scrutiny, men in shirt sleeves, morose
-for the most part and generally ill-shaven; extremely knowing and
-anything but virginal young women, grimy looking older women, hungrily
-lean or unwholesomely fat. One had a goitre-like growth. And always
-there was something defensive in their manner.
-
-And the rooms he saw were even less simple than the people. His
-consciousness was invaded by a sense of the vast moral changes that had
-happened to the world since he had ruled the white-robed honesty of his
-Sumerian irrigators. Then a room would have a table, a seat or two, a
-shelf with a few phials, an image or suchlike religious object, a clay
-tablet and a writing style, perhaps, if the occupant was educated.
-But these rooms were encumbered with contradictions. They had windows
-to let in the light and dark curtains to keep it out. Sargon’s hidden
-second youth in the laundry had made him very sensitive to dirtiness,
-and the cotton-lace curtains of those places were generally very
-dirty indeed. Electric light was still rare in “apartments”; mostly
-they were lit from gas brackets that descended from the centre of the
-ceiling and carried globes of frosted and cut glass. Always there
-was a considerable table in the centre and two uneasy arm-chairs.
-And there were lumpish sideboards of shiny, liver-coloured wood and
-comfortless sofas and incredible ornaments. Sometimes the rooms, and
-particularly the bedrooms, had a meretricious smartness and gaiety with
-mezzotints of ladies in the natural state trying to pass themselves
-off as allegorical figures or of the Baths in the congested harems
-of wealthy, rather than refined, Orientals. The over-mantels were
-extraordinary affairs and much loaded with crockery ornaments, little
-jars, small gilt-winged angels, red devils, or encouraging looking
-ladies in bathing-dresses that were too tight for them. A common form
-of decoration was to fasten up plates on the wall much as one sees
-vermin nailed up on a barn.
-
-A considerable number of these homes for hire were as shabby as
-roadside tramps. One stood out in his memory as faded and dusty
-and grey and threadbare beyond the possibility of reality. His
-self-absorption was penetrated by the wonder of who could live and who
-could have lived in such quarters. All his life had been amongst clean
-and bright surroundings; it was rare that he had any glimpses of that
-worn and weary stratum of English town life in which things are patched
-indeed, but in which it is rare for anything to be mended or cleaned
-and incredible that anything should be replaced. Even the air in these
-rooms seemed long out of date and the glass over the rusty engravings
-of the Monarch of the Glen and the Stag at Bay spotted by remote
-ancestral flies.
-
-“Does anyone ever stay here?” asked Sargon of the shattered-looking
-lady in charge.
-
-He did not realize the cruelty of his question until he had asked it.
-
-“My last gentleman stayed here fifteen years,” said the shattered lady.
-“He was a copying clerk. He died in hospital this June. Dropsy. He
-always found this very satisfactory--_very_ satisfactory. I never knew
-him complain. He was a very good friend to me.”
-
-A great desire for fresh air came upon Sargon. “How much are these
-rooms?” he asked. “I must think it over. Think it over and let you
-know.”
-
-She asked her price, the usual price in that street, but as she led the
-way down to the door she said: “If it’s too much--If you made an offer,
-sir----”
-
-Despair looked out of her grime-rimmed eyes.
-
-“I must think about it,” said Sargon and was once more at large.
-
-Why did people get so dirty and dismal and broken down? Surely in
-Sumeria there were never lives like that! It would have to be altered;
-all this would have to be altered when the Kingdom came.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Then as the twilight deepened Sargon discovered just the peaceful
-room he desired. It announced itself hopefully not by the usual
-printed card but by a hand-written tablet saying “A Room to Let,” in
-a window that had no lace curtains but little purple ones enhancing
-rather than concealing a bare-looking white room lit pleasantly by the
-flickering of a fire. There were one or two pictures--real coloured
-pictures--hanging on the white wall. Rather wearily Sargon lifted the
-knocker and supplemented its appeal by pressing the electric bell.
-
-There was no immediate answer, and he knocked a second time before the
-door opened. A slender young man appeared holding a small girl perched
-on his shoulder. She regarded Sargon gravely with very dark grey-blue
-eyes.
-
-“Everybody seems to have gone out,” said the slender young man in a
-very pleasant voice. “What can I do for you?”
-
-“You have a room to let,” said Sargon.
-
-“There _is_ a room to let here, yes,” said the slender young man and
-his appreciative dark eyes took in the details of the figure in front
-of him.
-
-“Could I see it?”
-
-“I suppose he might _see_ it, Susan,” the young man hesitated.
-
-“Of course the gem’s got to see it,” said the small girl. “If Mrs.
-Richman was here she’d show it him fast enough, old stoopid.” And she
-pulled the slender young man’s hair--affectionately but very, very hard.
-
-“You see,” the young man explained. “The landlady is out. _Don’t_,
-Susan. And the landlady’s lady assistant is out, too. Every one is
-out--and we’re sort of unofficially left in charge somehow. Properly, I
-ought not to have answered the door.”
-
-“But I told you to--_silly_!” said the little girl.
-
-The young man made no definite move. Instead, he asked a question. “Is
-that a map, sir, you are carrying?” he asked.
-
-“It is a map of the world,” said Sargon.
-
-“Very helpful I should think, sir. And so you found your way here.
-Well--The room’s upstairs if you’d come up. Hold tight, Susan, and try
-not to strangle me.” And he led the way up the staircase.
-
-It was just the usual staircase and hall with oilcloth and wall-paper
-to imitate some exceptionally bilious coarse-grained wood. As they
-ascended the young lady ran great risks in her resolution never to take
-her eyes off Sargon and his map. She twisted round a complete circle
-and forced her bearer to stop on the first landing and readjust her.
-“If you pull my hair once more,” said the slender young man, “I shall
-put you down and never, never, never give you a ride again. It’s on the
-next floor, sir, if you’d go first.”
-
-The room appeared delightfully free from unnecessary furnishings. There
-was a little plain bed, a table under the window, and a gas-stove, and
-the walls were papered in brown paper, adorned with commonplace but
-refreshing Japanese colour prints. There was a recess one side of the
-fire-place with three empty shelves painted like the mantelpiece, a
-deep blue. The young man had clicked on an electric light, which was
-pleasantly shaded.
-
-“It’s rather plain,” said the young man.
-
-“I like it,” said Sargon. “I have no use for superfluities.”
-
-“It used to be my room,” said the young man, “but now I share the
-dining-room floor with the people downstairs and I’ve given this up.
-It’s rather on my conscience----”
-
-“People downstairs--what people downstairs? There aren’t no People
-downstairs. It’s Daddy and Mummy he means,” said the young lady.
-
-“It’s rather on my conscience,” said the young man, “that I persuaded
-Mrs. Richman to alter the furniture. It isn’t to everybody’s taste.”
-
-“May I ask,” said Sargon, “how much the room might be?”
-
-“Thirty shillings, I _believe_,” said the young man, “with breakfasts.”
-
-Sargon put down his map and the planisphere upon the table. He felt
-that he must secure this room or be for ever defeated.
-
-“I am willing,” he said, “to take the room. I would pay for it in
-advance. And take up my quarters at once. But, I must warn you, my
-position in the world is peculiar. I give no reference, I bring no
-luggage.”
-
-“Except of course these charts,” said the young man. “Haven’t you--for
-instance--a toothbrush?”
-
-Sargon thought. “No. I must get myself a toothbrush.”
-
-“I think it would _look_ better,” said the young man.
-
-“If necessary,” said Sargon, “I will pay for two weeks in advance. And
-I will get myself all necessary things.”
-
-The young man regarded him with an affectionate expression. “If it
-was my room I should let you have it like a shot,” he said. “But Mrs.
-Richman is the landlady and in many respects she’s different from me.
-Have you--travelled far, sir?”
-
-“In space,” said Sargon, “_No_.”
-
-“But in time, perhaps?”
-
-“In time, yes. But I would rather not enter into explanations at
-present.”
-
-The young man’s interest and amusement deepened. He put Susan down on
-her feet. “Might I look at your map?” he asked.
-
-“Willingly,” said Sargon. He unrolled the map on the table and put his
-finger on London. “We are here,” he said.
-
-“Exactly,” said the young man, helping to hold the map on the table
-from which it seemed likely to slip.
-
-“It is still the most convenient centre in the world,” said Sargon.
-
-“For almost any purpose,” said the young man.
-
-“For mine, yes,” said Sargon.
-
-“And that star thing--that must be a great help?”
-
-“It is,” said Sargon.
-
-“I suppose you would--_work_ in the room? It would be just yourself?
-There would be no coming and going of people?”
-
-“None. While I was here, no one would know me. Afterwards perhaps. But
-that does not concern us. Here I should remain incognito.”
-
-“Incognito,” the young man repeated, as though he considered the word.
-“Of course. Naturally. By the by, sir, might I ask your name? (If you
-hit me again, Susan, I shall do something cruel and dreadful to you.)
-We’d have to know your name.”
-
-“For the time I think Mr.--Mr. Sargon.”
-
-“Of course,” said the young man, “for the time. Sargon--wasn’t that an
-Assyrian king, or does my memory betray me?”
-
-“It is not the Assyrian Sargon in this case, it is the Sumerian Sargon,
-his predecessor.”
-
-“Not a word more, sir--I understand. You must be fatigued after your
-long journey and I should love--I should dearly love to let you the
-room. _Wow!_ Susan, you go downstairs. Pinching I can’t stand. Come
-along. You go down to your own proper room and let’s have no nonsense
-about it. _Come!_”
-
-Susan backed to the wall and prepared to resist tooth and nail. “I
-didn’t _mean_ to pinch, Bobby,” she said. “I didn’t mean to pinch.
-Troof and really! I was just feelin’ your trousis. Oh, don’t take me
-down, Bobby! Don’t take me down. I _will_ be good! I’ll be awful good.
-I’ll just stay here and look at the funny geman. If you take me down,
-Bobby----”
-
-“Now, is this a real reformation, Susan--a conversion, a change of
-heart? Will you be a _jeune femme rangée_ and all that, if I forgive
-you?”
-
-“I’ll be anyfing, Bobby dear, flet me stay.”
-
-“Well! cease to exist then--for all practical purposes and I’ll forgive
-you. What can the nice gentleman think of you, Susan? And you more
-than five! _Bah!_ We were saying, Mr. Sargon--? Yes, of course, I was
-saying that you ought to take the room. Payment in advance will be
-accepted. _But_--there is that toothbrush. And other small--what shall
-I say?--realistic touches. _I_ shouldn’t mind personally, but I’m
-only an agent, so to speak. Properly I am a sort of writer. Properly
-I ought to be writing a novel now, but, as you see, Mrs. Richman has
-left the house on my hands and my friends downstairs have left this
-charming young lady on my hands--Put that tongue back at once, Susan.
-Unladylike child!--and here we are! But as I’m saying, Mrs. Richman
-is the principal. She has her fancies about lodgers. It is useless to
-dispute about them. She will want a show of luggage. She will insist.
-But that is really not an insurmountable difficulty. This--you will
-remember the name?--is Nine Midgard Street. If you go out from here and
-turn to the left, take the third to the right and go straight on, you
-will come to a main thoroughfare full of ’buses and trams and traffic
-and light and noise, and at the corner you will find a shop where they
-sell second-hand trunks and bags. Now if you bought an old, battered,
-largish bag--and then went across the road to a chemist’s shop and
-got those washing things you need--Oh! and a reserve collar or so at
-the outfitter’s next door--You _must_ get such things.... You see the
-idea?”
-
-Sargon stood in front of the unlit gas-stove. “This seems to be acting
-a falsehood.”
-
-“But you must have clean collars sometimes,” protested the young man.
-
-“I admit that,” said Sargon.
-
-“And then you can settle down here and tell me about that business of
-yours. Otherwise, you know, you’ll just wander about.”
-
-“Your suggestion is really quite a helpful one,” said Sargon, getting
-the thing into focus. “I shall adopt it.”
-
-“You won’t lose the way back?”
-
-“Why should I?”
-
-“Nine Midgard Street.”
-
-“I shall remember.”
-
-“Queer world it is,” said the young man; “isn’t it? How did you leave
-the old folks in--Sumeria?”
-
-“My people were happy,” said Sargon.
-
-“Exactly. I’ve been there since. _Quite_ recently. But the weather
-wasn’t good and I got knocked about by a shell and had a nasty time as
-a wounded prisoner. Hot. Crowded. No shelter. Nothing cool to drink.
-But in your time it was different.”
-
-“Very,” said Sargon.
-
-“And now--by Jove! that kettle is boiling over all by this time, Susan.
-Come down to my room, such as it is, and have a cup of tea, sir. And
-then you can go out and make those little arrangements of yours and
-dig yourself in so to speak before Mrs. Richman comes back. This, by
-the by, is your gas meter. You get gas by the shilling in the slot
-arrangement.”
-
-“You are being very, very helpful to me,” said Sargon. “It shall not be
-forgotten when my time comes.”
-
-“Nothing. It just happened you came into my hands so to speak. No,
-Susan, we don’t. You _walk_ downstairs. Pinching is forgiven but not
-forgotten. You can leave your map, sir--and that star thing--as
-visible signs of your occupation. No, Susan--on foot.”
-
-
-§ 6
-
-The young man’s room was bookish and rather untidy, and Susan had been
-killing toys on the carpet--a china-headed doll and something or other
-of yellow painted wood appeared to be the chief victims. The doll had
-bled sawdust profusely. Dark curtains were drawn and a green-shaded
-electric light threw all the apartment into darkness except the floor.
-There was a gas-fire with a gas-ring on which a boiling kettle steamed
-like an excited volcano; there was a deal table on which was a big
-pile of letters address to “_Aunt Suzannah_” c/o Editor of _Wilkins’
-Weekly_, and there was a large untidy desk on which was another litter
-of letters evidently receiving attention, and in the midst of the desk
-a writing-pad, on which reposed a squeezable tube of liquid glue and a
-half-mended toy. The glue oozed upon the face sheet of the writing-pad
-beneath these words, written in a beautifully neat handwriting:
-
- UPS AND DOWNS
-
- _A Pedestrian Novel_
-
- BY ROBERT ROOTHING
-
- CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
- WHICH INTRODUCES OUR HERO
-
-Beyond that the novel did not seem to have progressed.
-
-With the dexterity of long-established usage Bobby made tea and
-produced plum-bread and butter. Meanwhile he kept a wary eye on Susan
-who had sat down by the waste-paper basket and was tearing up paper,
-and attended to the remarks and attitudes of his remarkable visitor.
-
-Sargon already liked this young man enormously. It was extremely
-reassuring and encouraging to meet such kindly acceptance and
-understanding after the chill and doubt and ugliness of the previous
-hour’s experiences. And it was nice and refreshing to have tea. A sort
-of grey insecurity, a threat of suppression that had come over his
-mind, vanished in this genial atmosphere. The shrivelled incognito
-expanded. The hidden mystery beneath it grew rich and full once more.
-This young man--he seemed ready to believe anything. Sargon walked
-up and down with his hands behind his back as if in the profoundest
-meditation. He would have muttered a few phrases in Sumerian, but for
-some reason he had quite forgotten that forgotten tongue.
-
-“And so you write books?” he said regally.
-
-“Not books,” Bobby answered over his shoulder; he was now toasting a
-circle of plum-bread. “Not books _yet_. But--it _is_ ridiculous, isn’t
-it?--I am a bit of a poet and all that sort of thing, and a journalist
-of sorts. Just answers to correspondents--laborious, but a living.” He
-indicated the piles of letters on the deal table. “As for books--I have
-as a matter of fact _started_ a novel--it’s on that desk--but that’s
-only in the last few days. And it’s so difficult to get a lot of time
-to oneself to really let oneself go with it.”
-
-“Inspiration,” said Sargon understandingly.
-
-“Well, one must let oneself go a bit, I suppose; particularly at first.
-But there’s always something one must do cropping up to prevent it.”
-
-“With me also.”
-
-“No doubt.”
-
-“That is why,” said Sargon, “I am withdrawing into this solitude. To
-collect my forces. In Sumeria it was always the practice, before any
-great undertaking, to go out into the wilderness for a certain tale of
-days.”
-
-“If I go out into the wilderness I get so lonely in the evenings,” said
-Bobby. “_Ssh!_ That was the front door.”
-
-He went out upon the staircase and stood listening.
-
-“Mrs. Richman,” Sargon heard him call.
-
-“S’me,” said a lady’s voice.
-
-“Here’s a lodger for the second-floor front.”
-
-“I bin to the pictures,” said the voice outside. “Mary and Doug--a fair
-treat.”
-
-A corpulent lady in a black bonnet appeared breathing heavily. She
-panted a few obvious questions and Bobby hovered helpfully at Sargon’s
-elbow to prevent him making any mistakes. “He’ll pay in advance,” said
-Bobby.
-
-“That’s awright,” said Mrs. Richman. “When will he move in?”
-
-“He’s getting his luggage right away,” said Bobby.
-
-“I suppose it’s all right,” said Mrs. Richman.
-
-“I know his people. At least I know about them. I’ve been in his part
-of the country. You can be quite sure he’s all right,” said Bobby.
-
-“Well, if _you_ say so,” said Mrs. Richman. “’Ope you’ll be
-comfortable, Mr.----”
-
-“Mr. Sargon.”
-
-“Mr. Sargon.”
-
-And after a few rather vague comments on the weather Mrs. Richman
-withdrew. “And now,” said Bobby, “I’ll just unload Susan on her and
-come with you for that bag. It’s extraordinary how people lose their
-way in London at times.”
-
-
-§ 7
-
-“I’ve let the second-floor front to a lunatic,” said Bobby, breaking
-the news to his ground-floor friends, Mr. and Mrs. Malmesbury.
-
-“Oh, _Bobby_! and with Susan about!” cried Mrs. Malmesbury
-reproachfully.
-
-“But he’s a quite _harmless_ lunatic, Tessy--and he had to be taken in
-somewhere.”
-
-“But a lunatic!” said Mrs. Malmesbury.
-
-“I only said that for effect,” said Bobby. “He’s really morbidly sane.
-I wouldn’t have let him go for anything. Some day when I really get to
-work on that novel I’ll put him in. I _must_ have material, Tessy. And
-he’s wonderful.”
-
-He was preparing supper for the Malmesburys and himself. He was frying
-some sausages and potatoes over a gas-ring. Previously Bobby had done
-most of the putting of Susan to bed, and he had sat and told her
-stories according to custom until she was fast asleep. Tessy Malmesbury
-was out of sorts; she had a neuralgic headache, Billy Malmesbury had
-taken her for a walk in Regent’s Park and she had come home exhausted;
-things would have gone to pieces badly if Bobby had not taken them in
-hand.
-
-Tessy was never very well nowadays; she was a slight and fragile little
-thing and Susan had been a violent and aggressive child long before
-she was born. In the long-lost days before the war when Bobby had
-seen Tessy first she had been the lightest, daintiest, most perfect
-thing imaginable; he had compared her to a white petal drifting down
-through sunlight, and almost written a poem about her; he had loved
-her tremendously. But it had seemed to him impossible to make love to
-so exquisite a being, and Billy Malmesbury, who was less scrupulous,
-had slipped in front of him and married her; she had not appreciated
-the delicacy of not making love to her. And then came the war and
-wounds and here they all were again, fagged and near the thirties, in a
-world where their small annuities brought them far less than they had
-promised to do. Billy was the junior partner of an architect and much
-encumbered with drawing-boards. He was a large-framed young man with a
-big, round, good-looking, slightly astonished face, pleasantly dappled
-with freckles. He had a great protective affection for Bobby. He sat
-now and designed a new sort of labour-saving pantry and, with a sense
-of infinite protection, let Bobby get the meal.
-
-“And now I can tell you,” said Bobby, when at last all three of them
-were sitting at table.
-
-“It’s a little dear of a lunatic,” he said. “If it’s a lunatic at all.”
-
-“I hope it isn’t,” said Tessy.
-
-“He’s quite tidy in his person and he hangs together--mentally he hangs
-together--and his eyes aren’t in the least wild. A leetle too bright
-and open perhaps. But he _does_ think the world belongs to him.”
-
-“Well, Susan does that,” said Billy.
-
-“And so does Billy,” said Tessy.
-
-“But not quite with the same air of magnificent responsibility. You see
-he thinks he’s a certain Mesopotamian monarch called Sargon--I’ve heard
-of him because we had a little dust-up with the Turks round and about
-his stamping ground--he thinks he’s this Sargon come again and come
-somehow--that bit’s a little difficult--into the empire of the whole
-earth. It was Sargon, you know, who started all these British Lions and
-Imperial Eagles in the world. And so he proposes to take possession of
-the planet, which is in such a frightful mess----”
-
-“Hear, hear!” said Billy.
-
-“And put it in order.”
-
-“What more simple?” cried Tessy.
-
-“Exactly. Why haven’t we _all_ thought of that?” said Billy.
-
-“But where does he come from?” asked Tessy.
-
-“Not a sign. He might be a suburban nurseryman or a small draper or
-something of that sort. I can’t place him. One or two phrases he
-used suggested a house-agent. But he may have picked them up from
-advertisements. And his first proceeding--perfectly rational--was to
-buy a map of the world. Naturally if you are going to rule the world,
-you ought to have a map of it handy.”
-
-“Has he any money?”
-
-“Enough to pay his way. He’s got a small note-case. That seems to be
-all right. After we’d got a bag for him--he hadn’t any luggage, and
-I thought he’d better buy a bag to satisfy Mrs. Richman--we sat down
-upstairs and had a simple straightforward talk about the world and what
-had to be done with it. Most instructive.”
-
-Bobby helped himself to some more fried potatoes.
-
-“And what _is_ going to be done with it?”
-
-“Let me see,” said Bobby; “it’s quite an attractive little programme.
-Rather I think on the lines of the Labour programme. Only simpler and
-more thorough. The Distinction of Rich and Poor is to be Abolished
-Altogether. Women are to be Freed from all Disadvantages. There is to
-be No More War. He gets at the roots of things every time.”
-
-“If those are the roots,” said Billy.
-
-“But isn’t the real question how to do it?” asked Tessy, “Aren’t we all
-agreed about those things--in theory?”
-
-“In theory, yes,” said Bobby. “But not in reality. If every one really
-wanted to abolish the difference of rich and poor it would be as easy
-as pie to find a way. There’s always a way to everything if you want
-to do it enough. But nobody really wants to do these things. Not as we
-want meals. All sorts of other things people want, but wanting to have
-no rich and poor any more isn’t real wanting; it is just a matter of
-pious sentiment. And so it is about war. We don’t want to be poor and
-we don’t want to be hurt or worried by war, but that’s not wanting to
-end those things. _He_ wants to end them.”
-
-“But how’s he going to set about it?” said Billy.
-
-“That is still a little vague. I think there is to be a sort of
-Proclamation. He’s thinking that out upstairs now. He seems to
-think that he has to call up some sort of disciples. Then I think
-he will go down to Westminster and take the Speaker’s place on the
-Woolsack or something of that sort. It _is_ the Speaker sits on the
-Woolsack, isn’t it? Or is it the Lord Chancellor? Anyhow, there are
-to be demonstrations--on a large and dignified scale. The people have
-forgotten the ancient simple laws, he says. He himself had forgotten
-them. But he has remembered them now; they have come back to him, and
-presently every one will remember them, all the great old things,
-justice, faith, obedience, mutual service. As it was in Ancient
-Sumeria. Dreamland Ancient Sumeria, you know. The dear old Golden
-Age. He has come to remind people of the true things in life--which
-every one has forgotten. And when he has reminded them every one will
-remember. And be good. And there you are, Tessy! I hope it will affect
-Susan--but I don’t feel at all sure. I have a sort of feeling that
-Susan could stash up any golden age they started in about five minutes,
-but then perhaps I’m a bit prejudiced about her.”
-
-“It’s rather wonderful all the same,” said Billy.
-
-“He _is_ rather wonderful. He sits up there and looks at you with
-his little round innocent face and tells you all these things. And,
-assuming he’s Lord of the World, they’re perfectly right and proper.
-He sits with the map of the world unrolled on the table. I ventured
-to suggest that he would require a lot of subordinate rulers and
-directors. ‘They will come,’ he said. ‘No office, no duty shall be done
-henceforth except by the Proper People. That has been neglected too
-long. Let every man do that he is best fitted to do. Then everything
-will be well.’”
-
-“And when’s all this to begin?” asked Billy.
-
-“Any time. I don’t think--” Bobby’s expression became profoundly
-judicial. “I don’t think he’ll do anything for a day or so. I pointed
-out to him that he ought to consider his demonstrations very carefully
-before he makes them, and he seemed inclined to agree. Some mistake,
-he says, has occurred already--I couldn’t find out what. Apparently
-to-morrow he is just going to look at London, quietly but firmly,
-from the Monument and from the Dome of Saint Paul’s. And also he wants
-to observe the manners of his subjects in the streets and railway
-stations, and wherever there is a concourse of people. The scales
-have fallen from his eyes, he explains, and now that he knows that he
-is Lord of the World he realizes how distressed and unsatisfactory
-everybody’s life is--even when they don’t know it’s unsatisfactory. His
-own life was terribly unsatisfactory he says, unreal and frustrated,
-until he awoke and realized the greatness of his destiny.”
-
-“And what was that life of his?” asked Tessy.
-
-“I tried to get that. And he caught the eager note in my voice I
-suppose, and shut up like an oyster. The draper’s shop perhaps. Or a
-milk-round. I wonder.”
-
-“But, Bobby,” cried Billy in the expostulatory tone of one who
-remonstrates with wild unreason; “he must come from _somewhere_!”
-
-“Exactly,” said Bobby. “And somewhere must be looking for him. But
-you can’t always hurry these things. And meanwhile I take it it’s
-our bounden duty to keep an eye on him and see that he doesn’t bump
-himself too hard or fall into the wrong hands.... Until some one comes
-along.... Don’t you get up, Tessy, you’re tired.”
-
-And Bobby jumped to his feet and proceeded to change the plates and
-dishes while Billy fell into a profound meditation upon the problem of
-the new neighbour upstairs.
-
-Presently he smiled and shook his head in kindly disapproval.
-
-“This will suit Bobby all right,” he said to Tessy. “Whenever he ought
-to be upstairs in his own room getting on with that novel of his he
-will be up on the second floor talking to--what is it?--Sargon.”
-
-“Accumulating material,” corrected Bobby from the Welsh dresser where
-he was turning a tin of peaches out into a glass dish. “Accumulating
-evidence.... Not even a spider could spin a yarn out of an empty
-stomach. Tessy, have you just simply _lost_ the cream or have you put
-it away in a new place very carefully for me to guess? Oh, right-o!
-I’ve got it.”
-
-
-§ 8
-
-Let us be frank about it; Sargon had his doubts.
-
-Not always. There were times when his fantasy was bravely alive and
-carried him high above any shadow of uncertainty, and he was all that
-he could have ever wished to be. Then Mr. Preemby was almost forgotten.
-But there were moments, there were phases, when he became aware of a
-cold undertow of conviction that he was after all just Mr. Preemby,
-Mr. Preemby, formerly of the Limpid Stream Laundry, making believe,
-carrying it off and perhaps presently failing to carry it off. This
-chill flow of doubt could even oblige him to reason with himself, force
-him into a definite reassurance of himself. He would debate the whole
-question, candidly, fairly. Surely there was no deception, could have
-been no deception, about that séance. “Told me things no one but I
-could have known,” he would repeat. “I pin my faith to that.”
-
-He knew that Christina Alberta had not really believed. It was just
-because of her revealing scepticism that he had fled from her. She had
-asked questions, tearing, rending questions, and she had said “Um.” It
-is not proper to say “Um” to world emperors. If presently he fasted or
-went into a trance, he felt sure that she would come and stand about
-beside him and say “Um,” and spoil everything. Well, anyhow, he was
-away from that for a bit. But to be away from doubt was not enough. The
-great discovery threatened to evaporate. He wanted the comfort of the
-disciple. He wanted help and reassurance.
-
-Bobby had comforted him greatly. While Sargon had been going from one
-suspicious lodging-house keeper to another, the faith of the new
-Saviour of mankind had weakened dreadfully. But Bobby from the first
-had had something deferential in his manner, had seemed to understand.
-His questions had grown more and more intelligent. Perhaps he was to
-be the first of the reawakened adherents. Perhaps presently he would
-be recognizable as some faithful servant in that still so largely
-forgotten past, a trusted general perhaps or some intimate court
-official.
-
-Yet even when Sargon doubted he believed. It is a very comprehensible
-paradox. He knew clearly that to be Sargon was to be real, was to
-signify and make all the world signify, was to go back into the past
-and reach right out into the future, was to escape altogether from
-the shrivelled insignificance of the Preemby life. To be Sargon was
-to achieve not only greatness but goodness. Sargon could give and
-Sargon could dare. Sargon could face lions and die for his people, but
-Preemby could go round three fields, had been known to go round three
-fields, to evade the hostility of a barking terrier. Preemby’s world
-was dust and dirt, a mud speck in infinite space, and there was no
-life on it but abjection. Preemby was death; Sargon was rebirth into
-a world of spacious things. Not very clearly did Sargon achieve these
-realizations, but he felt them throughout his being. Something had
-happened to him of inestimable value and truth; he had to cling to this
-gift and hold it and keep it or be for ever fallen. Christina Alberta
-notwithstanding, the whole world notwithstanding.
-
-So he walked up and down his little upper room in Midgard Street and
-elaborated his conception of his new rôle as lord and protector of
-the whole world. Twilight gave place to night but he did not turn on
-the light. He liked the friendly darkness. All visible things are
-limiting things, but the darkness goes out and beyond everything to
-God. “I must look,” he said. “I must watch and observe. But not for
-too long. There is action. Action gives life. That fellow Preemby,
-poor soul, he could look at things, but dared he lift a finger? No!
-Everywhere suffering, everywhere injustice and disorder, the desert
-and the wilderness breaking back in on us and he did nothing. If one
-does not call and call aloud, how can one expect an answer? In this
-world, vast, terrible--strikes--hoardings--adulteration--profiteers....
-Nevertheless men who once lived bravely and did their duty.... Who may
-do it again.... Once they hear the call. Awake! Remember! The High
-Path. Simple Honour. Sargon calls you.... H’rrmp....”
-
-He came to a halt at his uncurtained window and looked out on the
-plain, flat face of the opposite houses, pierced here and there by a
-lit window. Most had the blinds drawn, but just opposite a woman worked
-by lamp-light at a table, sewing something, her needle hand flew out
-perpetually and the book and one hand and the cuff of a reader came
-also into the picture, the rest of him hidden behind the curtain. At a
-bedroom window there was a looking-glass, and a girl tried on a hat and
-looked at it this way and that; then suddenly she vanished, and after a
-little interval the light went out.
-
-“All their scattered lives,” said Sargon, holding out his arms with
-a benevolent gesture, “knitted--drawn together by wisdom and love. A
-rudder put on the drifting world.”
-
-Came a knock at the door. “Come in,” said Sargon.
-
-Bobby appeared. “Getting on all right, sir?” he said in his engaging
-subaltern manner. He clicked on the electric light and came into the
-room. (Cadaverous and pleasant face he had; surely one would remember
-presently what he had been.) “Wondered if you were eating anything
-to-night?” he asked.
-
-“I quite forgot eating,” said Sargon. “Quite. My mind--troubled by many
-grave matters. I have much to think of, much to plan. The hour grows
-late. The time is near. I wonder if the serving woman here----?”
-
-“Only breakfasts,” said Bobby. “Here we are on bed and breakfast terms
-strictly. The rest is with ourselves. For an emergency like this there
-is nothing so good as the Rubicon Restaurant. The Grill Room keeps open
-quite late. They will do you a chop or a cutlet. Or ham and eggs. Very
-good ham and eggs--crisp ham. You go out from here, turn to the left at
-the second corner, and go right down Hampshire Street until you come to
-it. You’ll have no difficulty in finding it.”
-
-The word “crisp” had settled it.
-
-“I will avail myself,” said Sargon.
-
-“And it’s equally easy to find your way back,” said Bobby with a faint
-flavour of anxiety in his voice.
-
-“Have no fear, young man,” said Sargon in a tone of jolly reassurance.
-“Have no fear. I’ve found my way in many climes and under many
-conditions--the wild mountains--the trackless desert. Time and space.”
-
-“Of course,” said Bobby. “I forgot that.
-
-“Still--London is different,” said Bobby.
-
-
-§ 9
-
-The next day at about half-past four in the afternoon a small but
-heavily moustached figure, with eyes full of blue determination,
-emerged from Saint Paul’s Cathedral and stood at the top of the steps
-before the great doors, surveying the jostling traffic of Ludgate Hill
-and the Churchyard. There was a sort of valiant uncertainty in the
-figure’s pose, as though it was equally resolved to be up to something,
-and uncertain about what it meant to do. London had been looked at from
-the top of the Monument and from the Cathedral dome on a crystal-clear
-October day, and it had betrayed an unusual loveliness and greatness
-under the golden sunshine. But it had shown itself, too, as a vast
-dreamy multitudinousness in which none but those who are resolute and
-powerful in action can hope to escape being swallowed up. It had
-stretched away to wide sunlit stretches that seemed to be the horizon,
-and then up in the leaden-blue other stretches had been visible of
-houses, of shipping, of distant hills. The vans and carts in the
-shadowed streets below had looked like toys; the people were hats and
-hurrying legs and feet, curiously proportioned. And over all an immense
-dome of kindly cloud-flecked sky.
-
-He had walked round the little gallery under the ball, muttering: “A
-wilderness. A city that has forgotten....
-
-“How fair it might be. How great it might be!
-
-“How fair and great it _shall_ be!”
-
-And now he had come down again from these high places and the time
-had come for him to gather together his disciples and ministers and
-inaugurate the New World. He had to call them. Followers would not come
-to him unless he called them; they would wait for him to act, not know
-even of what awaited them until he called them, but when he called them
-they would surely come.
-
-It was with an extraordinary sense of power over men’s destinies that
-he stood now upon Saint Paul’s steps and reflected that even now men
-and women might be passing by, among these busy men thronging the
-pavement, among the people in omnibuses, among the girls clattering
-away at their typewriters behind the upstairs windows, over whose busy,
-petty, undistinguished lives hung the challenge of his summons. Yonder
-perhaps was his Abu Bekr, his right-hand man, his Peter. Let them wait
-a little longer. He waved the traffic onward with a gesture of kindly
-encouragement. “Soon now,” he said, “very soon. Go on while ye may.
-Even now the sorting of the lots begins.”
-
-Yet a moment more he stood still and silent, a statuette of destiny.
-“And now,” he whispered; “and now....
-
-“And first----”
-
-He was no longer troubled by his oblivion of the Sumerian tongue.
-In the night he had recovered the gift of tongues; he had muttered
-strange words in the darkness, and understood.
-
-“H’rrmp,” he said, a word common to many tongues, clearing the way
-after five thousand years for the return of the forgotten sounds
-to a renewed use in the world of men. “Dadendo Fizzoggo Grandioso
-Magnificendodidodo--yes,” he whispered. “The Unveiling of the
-Countenance. The First Revelation. Then perhaps they will see.”
-
-And slowly he descended the steps, his eyes searching the convergent
-frontages of the Churchyard for some intimations of a barber’s shop.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE SECOND
-
-_The Calling of the Disciples_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-There are already wide differences of statement and opinion about
-the order and the details of the calling of the followers of Sargon.
-Happily we are in a position to give the circumstances with all the
-exactitude that may be necessary, and with an authority that will
-anticipate vexatious criticism. It was about half-past six that Sargon
-appeared in Cheapside, and the day’s traffic was already ebbing in that
-busy city thoroughfare. His countenance was transformed and shone with
-that kind of luminosity that only the most thorough and exhaustive
-shaving can give. A youthful smoothness had been restored to it. The
-facial mane, the vast moustache, that had veiled it for so many years
-from mankind was abandoned, a mess of clippings and lather now in a
-barber’s basin. Now the face was as bare as the young Alexander, a
-fresh-complexioned, sincere and innocent countenance speaking clearly
-with an unfiltered voice. It was flushed with a natural excitement as
-it went along Cheapside scrutinizing the faces of the foot passengers
-on a momentous and mystical search. The blue eyes beneath the brim of
-the distinguished-looking hat were alight. Was it to be this man? Was
-it to be this?
-
-
-§ 2
-
-The first to be called was a young man of Leytonstone named Godley,
-a young man with a large and excessively grave grey face and a
-deliberation of utterance amounting to an impediment. He was carrying
-a microscope in a wooden box. He was a student of biology with a
-cytological bias; naturally very polite and temperamentally disposed to
-be precise and deliberate in all he said and did. He was making his way
-from Liverpool Street station to the Birkbeck Institute by a circuitous
-route because he had nearly an hour in hand before his class began. He
-stood poised on the pavement edge at a street-corner waiting for two
-vans to pass, when his call came to him.
-
-He found a very earnest, barefaced little man beside him whose blue
-eyes searched his countenance swiftly, and who then gripped his arm.
-
-“I think,” said Sargon, “that it is you.”
-
-Mr. Godley, who was not without a sense of humour, attempted to reply
-that it certainly was him, but that impediment of his, partly natural
-but greatly developed by affectation, arrested him about the word
-“certainly,” and he was still sawing the air with his profile when
-Sargon spoke again.
-
-“I have need of your help,” said Sargon. “The great task is beginning.”
-
-Mr. Godley went through the preliminary convulsions of explaining that
-he had the better part of an hour to spare and that he was willing to
-give help in any reasonable matter provided it was first explained to
-him clearly just exactly what the matter was. But he could only give
-help for a limited time. His engagement with his class at the Birkbeck
-was imperative. Sargon paid little heed to the significance of the
-various sounds that Mr. Godley was biting off and swallowing. He led
-his captive by the arm and explained, with helpful gestures of his free
-hand, the full significance of this call. “You are, I perceive, a young
-man of scientific qualifications. They will be needed. I do not know
-if you recognize me--your memory may still be imperfect--but I recall
-your face, chief among the wise men of our ancient court. Yes, indeed,
-chief among our wise men.”
-
-“N-no-no-not as-as-assure that I follow you aw-ow-ow quite,” said the
-young man. “My my--my aw-ow-ow-work issferr’ll aw-ow-ow-known as yet.”
-
-“_I_ know it,” said Sargon boldly. “_I_ know it. I have been seeking
-you. Do not be deceived by my plain incognito. Believe me I have
-tremendous powers behind me. In a little while all men will understand.
-The age of confusion draws near its end; a new age begins. We are the
-first two particles, the very first, in a great crystallization----”
-
-“Where aaare we g-g-g-oing agg-aggs-aggs-exactly?” asked the young man.
-
-“Trust me,” said Sargon bravely. “Keep with me.”
-
-The young man struggled with some complex question. But now three
-fresh individuals came under the magic attraction of the call and the
-young man’s question fell in unheeded chunks. These new adherents were
-a little group of men standing at the kerb, about a small, almost
-inaudible hurdy-gurdy on which was a placard stating: “We want Work
-not Charity; but there is no Work for Us in this So-called Civilized
-State.” They were clad in faded khaki, and were all youths of less than
-five-and-twenty.
-
-“Now look at that!” said Sargon. “Is it not time the new age began?”
-
-He addressed himself to the man on the right of the organ-grinder.
-
-“All this is to be altered here and now,” he said. “I have work for you
-to do.”
-
-“Oh!” said the ex-soldier in the accent of a fairly well-educated man.
-“What sort of work?”
-
-“We’re straight,” said the organ-grinder. “We’ll take it. If it’s work
-we can do. We ain’t fakers. Wot work is it?”
-
-“Shillin’ an hour?” said the third.
-
-“More than that. Much more than that. And very great and responsible
-work. A harvest! A splendid harvest! You shall be leaders of men.
-Follow after me.”
-
-“Far?” asked the man who had spoken first.
-
-Sargon made a gesture that effectually concealed his own lack of a
-definite plan, and led the way.
-
-“Lead on, Macbeth,” said the organ-grinder, and swung his hurdy-gurdy
-into its carrying position on his back. The two other ex-soldiers
-exchanged views that it was all right and that anyhow they’d see what
-was offered them. Mr. Godley, keeping abreast of his leader, began an
-immense and ultimately futile struggle with a fresh question.
-
-The next disciple was not so much called as fell into the gathering
-body of Sargonites. He was a tall gentleman of a rich brown colour with
-frizzy black hair, and a vast disarming smile. He was dressed in an
-almost luminous grey frock-suit, a pink tie, buttoned shoes with bright
-yellow uppers, and a hat as distinguished as Sargon’s own. He carried
-a grey alpaca umbrella. He held out a sheet of paper in a big mahogany
-hand and emitted in a rich abundant voice the word “Escuse.” The
-paper had printed on it at the head the words, “Lean and Mackay, 329
-Leadenhall Street, E.C.” and below written in ink, “Mr. Kama Mobamba.”
-
-Sargon regarded his interlocutor for a moment and then recognized him.
-“The Elamite King!” he said.
-
-“Non spik English,” said the black gentleman. “Portugaish.”
-
-“No,” said Sargon with a gesture that explained his intention.
-“Providence. Follow after me.”
-
-The coloured gentleman fell in trustfully.
-
-“Look here!” protested one of the ex-soldiers. “There ain’t going to be
-coloured labor on this job?”
-
-“Peace!” said Sargon. “Very soon everything will be shown to you.”
-
-“I don’t think you have any ub-ub-business to mislead ap-ap-people,”
-said Mr. Godley, who was becoming more and more interested in, and
-perplexed by, Sargon’s proceedings.
-
-Sargon quickened his pace.
-
-“This--this gentleman s-s-s-simply wa-wa-wanted tu-tu-tu-tu-to go to
-that address,” said Mr. Godley.
-
-In his eagerness to get the idea home to Sargon he became a little
-disregardful of his microscope box which inflicted a sudden sharp
-blow on the knee of a passing gentleman, a business man in a silk
-hat. The victim cursed aloud with extraordinary vehemence and stood
-hopping on the pavement with his hand to his knee. Then he succumbed
-to a passionate impulse to tell Mr. Godley exactly what he thought of
-his conduct, his upbringing, and his type of human being. He joined
-the followers of Sargon at a brisk limp, occasionally saying “Hi!”
-in a breathless voice. A rather intoxicated man in deep mourning had
-witnessed the incident. He came hurrying, with a certain margin of
-error, to the side of the angry gentleman in the silk hat.
-
-“’Sgraceful salt,” he said. “’Sgraceful! F’want a witness _I_’m your
-man!”
-
-His general intention was to go forward at the side of the gentleman
-in the silk hat, but there were chemically emancipated factors in his
-being that drove him sideways. The resultant was a sinuous course that
-presently involved him with a display of oranges in a barrow at the
-pavement edge. It was not a serious nor a prolonged contact, but it
-involved a certain scattering of oranges in the gutter and added a new
-ingredient, a very angry costermonger’s assistant with a remonstrance
-and a claim for damages, to the gathering body of Sargon’s followers.
-
-The moral of a proverb depends entirely upon the image chosen, and
-though a rolling stone gathers no moss, a rolling snowball grows
-by what it rolls upon. A small hurrying group of people in a
-London street is a moving body of the snowball type; its physical
-pull is considerable; it appeals to curiosity and the increasing
-gregariousness of mankind. Sargon, blue-eyed and exalted, with Mr.
-Godley intent and eloquent upon his left hand, and Mr. Kama Mobamba,
-tall, silent, smiling, with a shining confidence upon his ebony face
-that soon he would be led into the presence of Messrs. Lean and
-Mackay, formed the spearhead of the procession. Behind came the three
-out-of-work ex-soldiers, who were now involved in obscure protests
-and explanations with the gentleman in the silk hat, and a smart but
-rather incomprehensible young newspaper reporter, who had acquired his
-native tongue in Oldham, and had just come up to London to push his
-fortunes, and was anxious for something called a “scoop.” He seemed to
-think that Sargon might be the “scoop” he sought. Two ambiguous-looking
-individuals in caps and neck-wraps had also fallen in, possibly for
-nefarious purposes, a vague-faced young woman of the streets in a
-weather-worn magenta hat was asking what was “_up_” and the intoxicated
-man in mourning was explaining as wittily and obscurely as possible.
-There was also a fringe of skirmishing juveniles. And an Eton boy. He
-was very, very young and fresh-faced, a scion of one of the oldest and
-best families in England and a convinced and fierce Communist. He had
-been on his way with a bosom friend to the celebrated model engine shop
-in Holborn when Sargon had swept past him and the inscription on the
-organ had caught his eye.
-
-He was a boy of swift initiatives and with a highly developed dramatic
-sense.
-
-“Sorry, old Fellow,” he said to his friend. “But I feel the time has
-come. Unless I’m very much mistaken that little bunch is the beginning
-of the Social Revolution, and I must do my duty.”
-
-“Oo I _say_, Rabbit!” said the friend. “Come and buy that steam-launch
-first, anyhow.”
-
-“_What’s_ a model steam-launch?” said Rabbit scornfully, and turned to
-follow Sargon.
-
-He would have liked to have had a swift strong hand-clasp first, but
-you can’t do that sort of thing with a chap who will always keep both
-hands in his trouser pockets. He darted off, and his friend followed
-discreetly in a state between amusement and dismay, and at such a
-distance as seemed to him to exonerate him from any personal complicity
-with the social revolution.
-
-“Where are we going?” asked the young Etonian as he came up with the
-hindmost of the out-of-work ex-soldiers.
-
-“_He_ knows,” said the out-of-work ex-soldier, indicating Sargon.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-But that was exactly what our dear Sargon did not know. By this time he
-was no longer a convinced and complete Sargon. A scared and doubting
-and protesting Preemby was struggling back into his being.
-
-Up to the beginning of the calling of the disciples Sargon had ruled
-in his own soul assured and unchallenged. But he had expected his
-disciples to respond to his call, to recognize and remember, to be
-immediately understanding and helpful. The calling was to have been
-like the lighting of a lamp in their minds and the world about them.
-He had expected not only his own clear and unquestioning conviction
-but accession and reinforcement for it. And so leaping from soul to
-soul the restoration of Humanity, the Empire of Sargon would have
-spread. For disciples who made conditions, for disciples who followed,
-gesticulating strangely and spluttering and bubbling and stammering
-injurious criticisms, for disciples who asked for a minimum wage, and
-for disciples who came limping after one calling “Hi!” as though one
-was a cab, Sargon was totally unprepared.
-
-Had he called these disciples rashly? Had he been premature again? Had
-he made another mistake?
-
-These were unpleasantly urgent questions for a Master to solve while
-he was going briskly to nowhere in particular about four miles an hour
-along Holborn with his following gathering at his heels. Perhaps all
-leadership is a kind of flight. In every leader of men perhaps the
-fugitive has been latent. In Sargon now it was more than latent; it was
-awake and stirring, and its name was Preemby.
-
-Since first mankind in its slow ascent from mere animalism became
-susceptible to Prophets and Great Teachers and Leaders there must
-always have been something of this internal conflict between the
-greatness of the mission and something discreetly less, and there
-must also have been always something of this clash of the disciples’
-quality and motive with the teacher’s expectations. The very calling
-of disciples seems to admit a sense of weakness on the prophet’s part.
-Their calling puts him in pledge. He puts himself in pledge to them.
-They will, he knows, hold him to it when he falters; deep gregarious
-instincts assure him he will not desert his declaration to them even
-when he might desert himself. They desert him--inevitably. In the whole
-record of the world there is only one unvarying, faithful disciple, Abu
-Bekr. All other disciples failed and crippled their Masters and misled
-them. They deserted or they drove the prophet whither he would not go.
-Great things and little things of the same kind follow the same laws.
-At the head of that small wedge of commotion driving along lamp-lit
-Holborn in the October twilight went Sargon the Lord and Protector of
-Mankind, the Restorer of Faith and Justice, the Magnificent One, and
-though he was already aware of an error made and dangers incurred, he
-was still resolved to pull a great occasion by some stupendous gesture
-out of the jaws of disaster. And closer than his shadow was Preemby,
-scared nearly out of his wits, ready for a desperate headlong bolt down
-any side turning, a bolt from explanation, a bolt from effort, a bolt
-back to Preembyism and infinite nothingness.
-
-Suddenly there came to Sargon a reassuring voice, the voice of one who
-had at least seemed to believe and accept.
-
-There had been a slight altercation with Billy before Bobby came
-hurrying across the road. “There he goes!” said Bobby.
-
-“That isn’t him,” said Billy. “Where’s his moustache? He was pretty
-nearly all moustache.”
-
-“Shaved,” said Bobby. “I’d swear to him anywhere. A sort of prance in
-his walk. It’s our prophet, Billy, and he’s heading for trouble.”
-
-“Looks more like a welsher,” said Billy. “Where’d he get that ecstatic
-nigger? It’s too rummy for me altogether, Bobby. You keep out of it.
-There’s a policeman tacking on now.”
-
-Bobby hesitated. “Can’t let him go like that,” he said, and dodged
-across the road just as four racing omnibuses blotted out the
-Sargonites from Billy’s eyes.
-
-“Forgive me, but where are you going?” said Bobby, stooping to Sargon’s
-grateful ear in spite of a considerable push from Mr. Godley.
-
-“I have declared myself,” said Sargon, and straightway reassurance
-came. This was the First of the Disciples, and he had found his way to
-his Master. Quite clearly now did Sargon see what he had to do. These
-first followers had to be instructed. The Teaching had to begin. To do
-that it was necessary to lead them apart out of the hurry and tumult
-of the street. A vision came to Sargon of a long brightly lit table,
-and an array of disciples asking questions, and of memorable answers
-and great sayings. And straight ahead, glowing, bursting with light,
-already a friend, there towered up the inviting mass of the Rubicon
-Restaurant, pioneer in the great enterprise of supplying dinners de
-luxe at popular prices.
-
-“Yonder,” said Sargon with a sweeping gesture of the hand, “we will
-rest and sit at meat, and I will talk, and all things shall be
-explained.”
-
-The bright vision of a discourse to a gathering of disciples at a table
-had so restored the gloriousness of Sargon that by the time he reached
-the entrance of the Rubicon Restaurant, which bulges invitingly at a
-corner, he had called two further disciples. One of these acquisitions
-was a matchbox-holding beggar of venerable appearance, and the other
-a highly intelligent-looking man of perhaps fifty, lean and thinly
-bearded, carrying a book on the Doukhobors and wearing mittens and
-a tall black felt hat--a hat of an unusual shape rather like the
-steam-dome of a railway engine. This last acquisition was made at the
-very door of the Restaurant.
-
-“Come in here,” said Sargon, seizing his arm, “and take meat with me. I
-have things to tell you that will change your whole life.”
-
-“This is very _suddan_,” said the intelligent-looking man, speaking
-in the high neighing protesting accent of an English scholar and
-gentleman, as he yielded himself to Sargon’s grip.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-The actual invasion of the Rubicon Restaurant was a confused and swift
-affair. Sargon’s mind was clear and simple now; he had to make that
-vision of a long white table with his disciples grouped about him
-a reality or incur a great defeat. His following was animated by a
-mixture of unequal and incompatible motives, as all followings are,
-and it was now swollen to something near thirty--the exact number
-is uncertain because it passed marginally into mere onlookers and
-passers-by--by the action of the least worthy of the three out-of-work
-ex-soldiers, who had been uttering these magic words, “A Free Feed!”
-ever since the Rubicon Restaurant had been in sight.
-
-The attention of that challenging individual, the outside porter, had
-happened to be distracted by the arrival of guests in a motor car when
-the Sargonites came along. They therefore swept through the outer
-entrance without encountering any obstacle other than the rotating
-door, which chopped the little crowd into ones and twos before it
-reached the entrance hall. Perhaps twenty got into the entrance hall,
-that space of marble and mahogany and hovering cloak-room attendants,
-before the mechanical incompetence of the man in deep mourning and
-his subsequent extraction by the politely indignant outer porter, the
-costermonger’s assistant intervening unhelpfully, jammed the apparatus.
-The man with the bruised shin seems to have fallen out before the
-restaurant was reached, and the vague-faced young woman in the magenta
-had drifted away at some unnoted moment.
-
-In the spacious, glittering and observant outer hall a tendency to
-dispersal manifested itself. The out-of-work ex-soldier with the organ,
-seized by a sudden shyness, made for the gentleman’s cloak-room to
-deposit his instrument and became involved in an argument with his
-colleagues. The two ambiguous young men in caps and neck-wraps seem to
-have hesitated about the correctness of their costume. But Sargon held
-the newly caught gentleman tight, and the venerable match-seller did
-not mean to be separated from his patron in this bright, luxurious,
-dangerous place. Mr. Kama Mobamba, tall and smiling and shining, handed
-hat and umbrella to an attendant and followed closely upon the Master,
-serene in his assurance that these were the lordly portals of the long
-sought firm of African traders, Lean and Mackay. And Mr. Godley, with
-his natural passion for explicitness, would not leave Sargon until
-he had made it perfectly clear to him why he did not feel bound to
-accompany him further. He came next after the others into the Large
-Restaurant, making noises like a cuckoo clock that has lost control
-of itself. The reporter from Oldham was also holding on, though in
-considerable doubt now what sort of story he would have to write. The
-Eton boy, more than half aware now of his error, and so disposed to be
-a little detached also, came into the restaurant after depositing hat
-and umbrella without.
-
-Bobby never came through. He was overtaken and held up in the entrance
-hall by Billy. “This isn’t your affair, Bobby,” said Billy. “This
-really isn’t your affair.”
-
-“I can’t make out what he’s up to,” said Bobby. “He’s bound to get into
-trouble.”
-
-“Never mind.”
-
-“But I do mind.”
-
-“The management’s scared,” said Billy. “They’re sending for the police.
-There’s a crowd gathered outside. Look at the faces looking in. See
-that chap peering through the hole in the glass? Nice thing for Tessy
-and Susan if we get into some police-court scrape.”
-
-“But we can’t leave him to get into a mess here.”
-
-“But how can we help him?”
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Within the restaurant Sargon made his supreme and final effort and
-encountered swift and overwhelming defeat. But at any rate he did not
-run away. He made a frontal attack on the world he had set out to
-subdue--as Sargon. As Sargon, invincibly Sargon, he met disaster.
-
-Things had not begun to be very brisk yet in the Rubicon Restaurant.
-But indeed it is never so brisk in the Rubicon of an evening as it is
-at lunch time; it is too far from the west; pre-eminently a luncheon
-place. And the hour even for such briskness as is customary had not yet
-come. The neat lines of the little white tables, each with its lamp
-and flowers, were only broken here and there by occupants. A family
-group going to a circus; a little knot of people going to a meeting in
-the Kingsway Hall; three or four couples of theatre-goers in evening
-dress; three or four of those odd couples of a rather inexperienced
-looking middle-aged business man and an extremely inexperienced looking
-young woman in imperfectly conceived dinner dress who are to be seen
-everywhere in London, and a group of three business men from the north
-dressed in a canny grey and dining with a resolute completeness from
-cocktail to liqueur, was all the company yet assembled in the body of
-the restaurant. There were one or two occupants in the lower gallery,
-dimly seen; the upper gallery was unlit. The atmosphere was still
-timorous and chilly; even the three men from the north exacted their
-tale of London luxury in a subdued and even furtive manner.
-
-The staff was still largely unemployed. The head-waiters, wine-waiters
-and table-waiters fidgeted serviettes and glasses, or stood about with
-that expression of self-astonishment and melancholy upon their faces
-habitual to waiters. A slight hubbub in the entrance hall and the sound
-of the smashing of the glass in the rotating door by the last effort of
-the man in mourning preceded the entry of Sargon.
-
-Every one looked up. The guests forgot their food and their company
-manners; the waiters forgot their secret sorrows. Sargon appeared,
-an inconspicuous figure, a little white, almost luminous face, round
-bright eyes. With one hand he still gripped his last disciple. With the
-other he waved aside the gobbets of speech which Mr. Godley proffered
-him. A tall expectant negro face rose like a shield of ebony and ivory
-above him. Behind were the match-seller and other followers, less
-clearly apprehended.
-
-A head-waiter faced him. Behind hovered a manager and a little further
-off an assistant manager fiddled with the fruit on the buffet.
-
-Sargon released his latest catch and stood forward.
-
-“Set a table here,” he said with a fine gesture. “Set a table here for
-a great company. I have called a following and must needs discourse
-with them.”
-
-“Table, sir,” said the head-waiter. “For ’ow many, sir?”
-
-“A great company.”
-
-“Well, sir,” said the head-waiter with an appealing glance at the
-manager, “we’d like to ’ave an idea ’ow many.”
-
-The manager came up to take control and the assistant manager deserted
-his piles of fruit and came up behind helpfully. Sargon perceived he
-was against opposition and gathered all the forces within him. “It is a
-great company,” he said. “It must sit at meat with me here and I must
-discourse to it. These people yonder may join. Set all the tables one
-to another. The day of separate tables and separate lives is at an end.
-Let even the tables manifest the Brotherhood of Man. Under Our Rule.
-Set them together.”
-
-At the words “Brotherhood of Man” one of the three business men from
-the north was smitten with understanding. “It’s a blood-stained
-Bolshevik,” he said, or words to that effect. “Shovin’ in here! Of all
-places!”
-
-“Oughtn’t to be allowed,” said his friend. “Aren’t we to have _no_
-peace from them?”
-
-The first business man expressed a general antipathy for incarmined
-Bolsheviks and went on eating bread in a hurried, fussed, irritated
-manner. “When’s that Fricassee of Chicken coming?” he said. “They must
-have dropped it or something.”
-
-But the manager’s intelligence had been even quicker than the business
-man’s. A swift signal had been given at the very beginning of Sargon’s
-speech. The waiter sent to summon the police had already sped past
-Billy and Bobby and the rest of the uncertain crowd in the entrance
-hall, draughty now and uneasy because of the broken glass in the
-rotating door that the man in mourning had broken.
-
-But Sargon heeded nothing of this byplay. He held on to the only course
-that he could see before him, which was to overwhelm the opposition
-that gathered against him.
-
-“We don’t have banquets in this room, sir,” said the manager, playing
-for time. “Banquets you can have in the Syrian Hall or in the Elysian
-Chamber or in the Great Masonic or Little Masonic Hall--given due
-notice and after proper arrangements, but this is the general public
-restaurant. You can’t _suddenly_ give a banquet to an unknown company
-or society or something here. We don’t cater for that. It isn’t done.”
-
-“It will be done to-night,” said Sargon, with a glance and intonation
-and gesture that would have bent all dream Sumeria to its knees.
-
-But the managers of European restaurants are made of sterner stuff, it
-seems, than were the old Sumerians. “I’m afraid _not_, sir,” he said,
-and stood blandly obstructive.
-
-“Do you know,” cried Sargon, “who it is with whom you have to deal?”
-
-“Not one of our regular customers, sir,” said the manager, with the
-apologetic air of one who scores a point perforce.
-
-“Listen,” said Sargon. “This day is an Epoch. This is the End and the
-Beginning of an Age. Men will count this banquet I shall hold here the
-sunrise moment of a new world. I am Sargon, Sargon the Great, Sargon
-the Restorer, come to proclaim myself. This multitude of my followers
-must be fed and instructed here, fed bodily and fed spiritually. See to
-it that your share is done.”
-
-He made a gesture behind him when he spoke of his followers, but indeed
-there was no following behind him now save that one faithful but
-deluded African, and that perplexed but persistent Oldham reporter. The
-Eton boy had detached himself completely now. He was sitting at a table
-afar off, where he had been joined by his friend, and they conversed
-in undertones and watched. Even Mr. Godley with his microscope, and
-the gentleman with the book about the Doukhobors, had faded out of
-this story by this time, and were going along Holborn exchanging and
-interrupting each other’s explanations and surmises about this singular
-affair that had so unexpectedly deflected their high and reasonable
-progress through life.
-
-“I can only sus-sas-sas-suppose that-the-fellow-was-mad,” said Mr.
-Godley.
-
-While Sargon’s retinue had melted the manager’s had gathered. Behind
-him now stood an array of waiters of every description, three dozen
-perhaps of various and yet uniform waiters, tall waiters and short
-ones, fat and thin, hairy and bald, young and old, waiters in aprons
-and one in shirt sleeves.
-
-“I’m afraid you’re creating a disturbance here,” said the manager. “I’m
-afraid I must ask you to go, sir.”
-
-Should he go? Never!
-
-“Oh, generation of blind and deaf!” he cried, lifting his voice in an
-attempt to reach the scattered diners beyond this lowering crowd of
-waiting men, “do you not recognize me? Have you neither memories nor
-vision? Do you not see the light that offers itself to you? Can you not
-hear the call that thrills throughout the world? The hour for awakening
-has come. It is to-day; it is now. You may cease to be things of habit
-and servitude, and you may become masters of a world reborn. Now! This
-moment. _Will_ the change with me and the change is upon you! Sargon
-calls you, Sargon the Ancient and the Eternal, the Wise Ruler and the
-Bold One, calls you to light, to nobility, to freedom----”
-
-“’Fraid we can’t let you make speeches here,” said the manager with
-hand extended.
-
-“Let’s chuck ’im out _now_,” said a short, thick-set waiter.
-
-“Chuck him out!” said the anti-Bolshevik business man, standing up and
-speaking in a voice replete with indignation and gathering volume as
-he went on. “And then bring us our Fricassee of Chicken. We have been
-waiting Ten Minutes for THAT FRICASSEE OF CHICKEN!”
-
-And then a voice could be heard saying: “Wot’s it all _about_?” and
-suddenly a policeman stood beside Sargon and overshadowed him.
-
-A wave of horror went through his soul, a wave of horror that was
-entirely Preemby. Throughout his whole virtuous life he had never once
-been in antagonism to the Police. “Oh, Lord! oh, Lord!” cried this
-horror in his soul. “What have I done now? I’m going to be run in!”
-The blue eyes grew rounder and he gasped for air, but no one there
-perceived how close he came to ignominious collapse. Preemby shivered
-and passed. Sargon choked and then spoke stoutly. “What is this,
-Officer?” he said. “Would you lay hands on the Master of the World?”
-
-“My duty, sir, if he makes a disturbance,” said the policeman. “Master
-or no Master.”
-
-Very rapidly did Sargon adjust himself to this new phase in his
-affairs. He was defeated. He was to be led away. Yes, but he was still
-Sargon. The Power that ruled him had thrust him into defeat, but that
-could only be to try him. He had not expected this of the Power, but
-since the Power willed it, so it had to be.
-
-“You understand, Officer, what it is you are doing?” he said,
-magnificently and gently.
-
-“Quite, sir. I ’ope you don’t intend to give us any trouble.”
-
-A captive! Not thus had he foreseen the revelation of the Master. He
-gave one last look at the rich decorations of the great restaurant in
-which the opening banquet was to have taken place. Not here then but
-in some squalid police-court it was that the New Empire of Justice and
-Brotherhood had to be proclaimed.
-
-He turned in silence and went out at the policeman’s side quietly, deep
-in thought.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-So ended Sargon’s first effort to enter into his Empire. Unless we
-count the visit to Buckingham Palace as his first attempt.
-
-But before we go on to tell of the unexpected and dreadful experience
-that now came upon him, we must record one or two minor incidents of
-his capture.
-
-One is the behaviour of Mr. Kama Mobamba. He watched the closing
-incidents in the restaurant with a growing amazement upon his great
-bronze face. Had this little blue-eyed man been, after all, leading him
-wrong? When at last Sargon was led away, Mr. Mobamba moved at first as
-though still half inclined to follow him. Then he stood still, frowned
-reflectingly and fumbled at his ticket-pocket. With some effort he
-produced the sheet of paper that seemed to be his one intelligible link
-with London; it was now in a rather crumpled condition. Smoothing it
-out with his great hands, he advanced upon the manager with it extended.
-
-“What’s this?” said the manager.
-
-The black gentleman bowed with infinite suavity, still tending his
-paper. “Non spik English,” said the black gentleman. “Portugaish.
-Lean-a-Kay. Lemonallstree.”
-
-He was difficult to direct.
-
-Meanwhile in the entrance hall Bobby tacitly denied all knowledge of
-Sargon. He was still hovering there with Billy, held by a curious
-half-maternal solicitude. The ex-soldiers had “mizzled,” to use the
-expressive word of the man with the organ, at the appearance of
-policemen; the man in mourning and his troubles had been cleared up;
-but there were still quite a number of people hanging about in a state
-of vague anticipation, and the young reporter was trying to find some
-one who understood the rare and obscure language of Oldham in order to
-verify his facts. And there were several policemen; one evidently a
-superior officer, a very good-looking man in a peaked cap and a frogged
-coat.
-
-“Here he comes!” said Billy, and Sargon was led out.
-
-There was a silence as he passed through the hall to the rotating door.
-And upon Sargon, it seemed to Bobby, there rested a hitherto unnoted
-dignity. He looked neither to the right nor the left, and his eyes were
-exceedingly mournful.
-
-“But what will they do with him?” asked Bobby.
-
-“You don’t happen to know him, sir?” asked the superior officer
-abruptly.
-
-“Not a bit!” said Billy, taking the answer out of Bobby’s mouth. “Never
-seen him before. We just came in here to see what was up.”
-
-And by his silence Bobby acquiesced.
-
-“I’ve got no power to move you on here,” said the police officer, and
-smiled a suggestion of inopportuneness to Billy, and motioned to his
-satellites that the business there was at an end.
-
-“We’d better go home,” said Billy, interpreting the smile.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-The three friends sat round a fire in the white room with the purple
-curtains, and Bobby poured out his regret that he had denied Sargon.
-“They’ve taken him off, Tessy,” he said for the third time, “and I do
-not know what they will do with him.”
-
-“Discharge him with a caution,” said Billy with a drawing-board on his
-knee. “He hadn’t committed very much of an offence that I can see.”
-
-“And then?” said Bobby, and meditated on the fire.
-
-“I shall go round to the police-court and try to pick him up again
-afterwards if they let him go,” he said presently.
-
-“Better leave it all alone,” said Billy.
-
-But Tessy sat in her arm-chair between Billy and the fire and looked
-at Bobby’s preoccupied profile rather sweetly out of the warm shadow.
-And nobody in the world saw her.
-
-“They’ll warn him and he’ll come back here of his own accord, Bobby,”
-said Tessy comfortingly.
-
-“Of course he’ll come back,” said Billy.
-
-“Very likely, Tessy,” said Bobby. “But suppose they don’t.”
-
-He got up and stood by the fire. “I suppose I ought to go upstairs and
-do some work.”
-
-“I suppose you had,” said Billy.
-
-“How is the novel getting on?” asked Tessy.
-
-“Not much done yet,” said Bobby. “The Prophet has disorganized the
-actual writing. But I’ve learnt a lot of things that will tell some
-day. And of course I have to do all my Aunt Suzannah stuff. Aunt
-Suzannah gets more and more popular. You can’t imagine the things they
-ask me. It’s all material in the long run. Still--it takes time....
-I suppose they’ve locked him in a beastly little cell somewhere. And
-he’s wondering why they don’t see that he’s truly the great Sargon,
-come again to this world.... Billy, the world’s a dangerous place, a
-dangerous, unkind place. Why couldn’t they let him rip a bit? And his
-poor little map of the Whole World upstairs--he always called it the
-Whole World--and his little paper star-machine, and his poor little
-empty room and his poor little empty bed.”
-
-“I protest,” said Billy, putting his drawing-board aside. “Bobby,
-you are a case of morbid overgrowth of the sympathies. You are a new
-disease. You are the type case of Bobbyism. It’s bad enough that you
-should sympathize openly with that little devil Susan when I have
-spanked her, and so undo all my teaching. It’s bad enough that you
-should do about a third of Mrs. Richman’s work because she needs
-light and air. I can even understand something of your emotional
-relationships with various stray cats and pigeons. But when it comes
-to your being sorry for a poor little empty lodging-house bed, I draw
-the line. Absolutely, Bobby; I draw the line. Poor little empty bed!
-It’s--it’s _morbid_, Bobby.”
-
-“But of course he was thinking of Sargon,” said Tessy. “You’ll go to
-the police-court to-morrow, Bobby?”
-
-“I’ll go--in spite of Billy. I don’t care if it is a disease. I’m
-worried about that little man. I’m afraid. He’s too round-eyed for this
-cruel world.”
-
-And next morning Bobby went. He went to Lemon Square Court and sat
-through a frowsty morning and waited for Sargon who never appeared. He
-heard all the morning “drunks” and suchlike come up for judgment, a
-case about stolen soda-water syphons, two matrimonial differences, and
-all about the wilful smashing of a plate-glass window with intent to
-rob, but nothing about Sargon. The magistrate vanished and the court
-began to disperse. He asked questions of a policeman who had never
-heard of Sargon and the little trouble at the Rubicon Restaurant. Had
-he come to the right court? the policeman asked. Bobby hurried headlong
-to Minton Street. Minton Street, too, it seemed, had never heard of
-Sargon. It did not occur to Bobby to ask in either police station. He
-retired baffled. He tried to find something about Sargon in the evening
-newspapers; there was not a line about the Rubicon or him. Perhaps he
-had not been charged! He hurried back and rushed upstairs full of a
-vain surmise; the room was desolate, the window open, the map of the
-world on the floor. Had Sargon been spirited out of existence?
-
-Next day brought neither Sargon nor news of Sargon. Bobby lay awake of
-nights.
-
-After three full days Billy, who had been watching his friend
-furtively, remarked in a casual manner: “Why don’t you go and see the
-Head Panjandrum at the Lemon Square Police Station about it? He’d be
-sure to know if anyone does.”
-
-Shown in to Inspector Mullins, Bobby found himself confronted by the
-same good-looking officer he had seen in the entrance hall of the
-Rubicon Restaurant. “You’re the young man who didn’t happen to know
-anything about him, three nights ago,” said Inspector Mullins, not
-answering Bobby’s questions.
-
-Bobby explained the situation candidly.
-
-“Doesn’t help much now,” said the Inspector. “Still it’s all in order.
-We took him, in the exercise of our discretion, to the Workhouse
-Infirmary--for observation as to his mental state. Three clear days
-they keep them there. Then they’re either certified or let go. Or
-charged.”
-
-“Certified?” asked Bobby.
-
-“As a lunatic,” said Inspector Mullins.
-
-“And what happened to him?”
-
-“Usual thing, I suppose. He was a pretty clear case. By this time he’s
-a certified lunatic, I suppose, and either at Cummerdown Hill or on his
-way there. Or if that’s full--somewhere else.”
-
-“Phew!” said Bobby. “Pretty quick.”
-
-He sat disconcerted. “Can I go and see him at Cummerdown Hill?” he
-asked.
-
-“Probably not,” said Inspector Mullins. “Seeing you’re not a relation.”
-
-“I’m interested in him.”
-
-“It isn’t your business.”
-
-“Exactly. But I like him. And I don’t think he’s exactly mad.... Seems
-odd of his people--Do you know anything about his people? I might go
-and talk to them about him.”
-
-“That’s possible,” said the Inspector. “I don’t know who they are.
-You might find out at the Workhouse Infirmary or they might tell you
-from Cummerdown. I don’t know. Very likely _they_ don’t know who his
-relations are. There’s all sorts of such stragglers in the world.
-Possibly he hasn’t any relations--the sort of relations, I mean, who
-would want to bother about him. My impression is that once a man or
-woman is certified and put away it’s rather hard for an outsider to get
-through. But, as you say, you can but try. Sorry I can’t tell you any
-more. I never saw him myself at all--except as he went past me. Not my
-affair.... Yes, our usual procedure in such a case.... Oh! no trouble.
-Good morning.”
-
-Left sitting squarely, an embodiment of implacable and indifferent law
-and rule.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE THIRD
-
-_The Journey of Sargon Underneath the World_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-It has been said in an earlier chapter that Mr. Preemby, after his
-wife’s death, was like some seed which germinates and thrusts out bold
-and unexpected things. A new phase in that belated germination began as
-he walked through the London streets beside his captor policeman. If
-the thing had happened to Mr. Preemby while he was still Mr. Preemby,
-it would have been merely a dreadful, shameful horror. It would have
-been an insupportable experience, a thing to regret, a thing to get
-through and conceal and if possible obliterate from record and memory.
-If, again, it had happened in the early days of Sargon’s dreams it
-would have been an occasion for an immense dramatic improvisation. He
-would have thought of the effect upon the spectators and passers-by, he
-would have posed and gesticulated and said profound, memorable words.
-But some power of growth had taken possession of him now and he did
-none of these things. He posed now neither to the world without nor to
-himself within. For the first time in his life almost he was looking
-directly at himself and at what he had done and what had befallen him,
-and so full of wonder was he at this ultimate discovery of reality that
-he forgot all the vast fabric of make-believe, imaginative response,
-and deliberate self-delusion, up which he had clambered to this new
-phase of vision. He walked so quietly through the lit streets that
-only the most observant noted he was in charge and that the policeman
-was on duty; to the rest he might have been any casual companion of a
-home-going policeman.
-
-One determination had been released in this renascent mind with an
-extraordinary strength and clearness, that he was not, and never
-would again be, that Albert Edward Preemby who had launched him into
-existence. He was a being called, it mattered not what, in reality,
-but for his present purposes, Sargon, Sargon the Magnificent King.
-The first concrete visions of Sumeria and his ancient glories had
-passed now into the background of his mind. He had not lost his belief
-in them at all, but they were now ancient history to him, and even
-the revelation at the boarding house seemed very far away. His ideas
-had travelled long distances and gathered much in the past week. The
-expectation of an immediate sensational splendour had been rudely
-shattered. The Power that had called him had surprised him exceedingly,
-but had not overwhelmed him. He knew quite clearly that he had to be
-Sargon who lived not for himself but for the Whole World, and that to
-relinquish or deny that was to perish utterly. It had not seemed to be
-necessary to him that his own faith should be tried, but manifestly the
-Power had determined that it should be tried. And manifestly he was to
-be put through some austere process of preparation before he entered
-into his Empire. He was to know what prison was and to stand a trial.
-He would be asked to deny himself.
-
-What should he say to them? I am not He--I am not Him--which was it? I
-am not Him you suppose I am. He muttered it to himself.
-
-“Whassay?” said the policeman.
-
-“Nothing. Is it much further?” asked Sargon.
-
-It was just round the corner. Sargon found himself in a little austere
-room with half a dozen quite amiable but slightly disrespectful men in
-uniform. He was asked his name and address by one who sat at a table.
-“Sargon,” he said. “Sargon the First.”
-
-“No Christian name?”
-
-“Pre-Christian,” said Sargon.
-
-“No given name, I mean,” said the questioner.
-
-“No.”
-
-“And the address?”
-
-“None at present.”
-
-“Just anywhere?”
-
-Sargon did not answer.
-
-“Case for Gifford Street,” said a voice behind him.
-
-“Memory case or something,” said the man at the table. “Anyhow, it’s
-Gifford Street.”
-
-Sargon reflected. “What’s Gifford Street?” he asked.
-
-“’Ospital. Where they’ll give you a bit of a rest and quiet.”
-
-“But I want to meet a magistrate in open court. I have a message. I am
-in no need of rest or quiet.”
-
-“They’ll tell you all about that at Gifford Street. Buxton, will you
-take ’im round?”
-
-“But I am perfectly well! Why should I go to hospital?”
-
-“Routine I suppose,” said the seated policeman and gave his mind to
-other things.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-Queer! Why should it be a hospital? The way the Power was treating him
-was a strange way. He had to submit to the Power; he had to maintain
-himself Sargon. Still he could have wished for more explicitness.
-
-He was so turned inward now that he went along beside Constable Buxton,
-not noting the streets nor the traffic nor the passers-by. Presently
-they were at a door in a high wall, within which there were buildings.
-Then they were in a little office and a large, grey-faced porter
-looked at him and exchanged muttered explanations with the constable.
-Then they were going across a wide yard and through large doors into
-a corridor where there was an unoccupied stretcher and two or three
-nurses in uniform. They came to a little glazed-in office and Sargon
-was asked to sit down on a bench against a wall while there was
-telephoning. Constable Buxton hovered down the corridor as though the
-task was nearly done.
-
-A small bright-eyed man in a grey suit came and looked at Sargon. For
-some moments they regarded each other in silence. “Well?” said the man
-in the grey suit.
-
-“My name is Sargon. I do not know why I have been brought here. Is this
-a hospital? I understand it is. I am not ill.”
-
-“You may be ill without knowing it.”
-
-“No.”
-
-“We just want to have you here for a bit to have a look at you.”
-
-Sargon shrugged his shoulders.
-
-A very big man with exaggerated shoulders and a large, clean-shaven,
-intensely self-satisfied looking face appeared. He had a wide,
-thin-lipped mouth, protruding grey eyes and highly oiled and entirely
-subjugated sandy hair with an army “quif” on the forehead.
-
-“Busy evening,” he said. “This is number three.”
-
-“Pretty full then,” said the small man in grey.
-
-“Too full,” said Mr. Jordan, “You don’t know where you are. This
-_’im_?” he asked and indicated Sargon by creasing his thick neck and
-depressing the corner of his mouth towards him.
-
-“This,” said the little man in grey to Sargon, “is Mr. Jordan. He’s
-going to show you just where you have to go and just what you have to
-do.”
-
-Immediately, instinctively, Sargon disliked Mr. Jordan. But he stood
-up obediently because his idea of submission to the Power seemed in
-some way to overlap and include this new coercion. Mr. Jordan produced
-a voice of flat, oily, insincere amiability. “You come along, Old Chap,
-with me,” he said. “We’ll make you comfortable all right ’fyou don’t
-give no trouble.”
-
-They went round a corner and up a cheerless stone staircase that
-turned back on itself; they came to a landing and double doors with
-glass panes in them that opened upon a very long, dark passage lit by
-a single very remote light. And suddenly it appeared to Sargon that
-behind him and already distant lay that outer world of freedom, the
-streets and the lights, the coming and going of people and things, the
-endless chance encounters, the events and the spectacle of life to
-which the Power had sent him, and before him were dark and narrow and
-dreadful experiences. Why should he turn his back thus voluntarily on
-the great outer world he had come to save? Was this again only another
-mistake he was making? He took a step or so away from Jordan and faced
-him.
-
-“No,” he said. “I do not want to go further into this place. I do not
-wish it. Let me return. I have disciples to call and many things to do.”
-
-The full moon of Jordan’s face displayed incredulous astonishment that
-passed into fierceness. “_Wot?_” he said.
-
-He left a tremendous pause after “Wot” and then spoke very rapidly.
-“None of your tricks _’ere_, you thundering old Bastard.” With a swift
-movement his huge, raw, red hand gripped Sargon by the upper arm. His
-thin lips were retracted to show his teeth; his eyes seemed popping
-out. He gripped not to hold but to pinch and compress and injure, and
-he dug his fingers in between muscle and bone, so that Sargon stared at
-him with dilated eyes and uttered a sharp, involuntary cry of pain.
-
-The grip relaxed from the acutely painful to the merely uncomfortable,
-and the big face came down close to Sargon’s. It was manifest that Mr.
-Jordan had been regaling himself on cheese and cocoa. “Don’t you try it
-on, you Old Fool! Don’t you blooming well try it on. Whatever it is,
-don’t you try it on ’ere. You’re right enough to understand what I say.
-See? You do exactly wot you’re told ’ere. You do exactly wot you’re
-told. You do your best to avoid givin’ trouble and I’ll do my best
-ditto. But if you start doin’ tricks--Gawd ’elp you! See?”
-
-And he crushed the arm again.
-
-“Understan’?”
-
-The blue eyes seemed to assent.
-
-“Down that passage, blast you!” said Mr. Jordan.
-
-A distressed and wondering and yet not absolutely abject Sargon was
-taken to a wet and untidy bathroom in which a broken chair, pools
-of water, great splashings on the wall, and some crumpled towels in
-the corner suggested a recent struggle. There he was made to undress
-and take a tepid bath, dried with a towel that had already been in
-action, put into a grey nightgown that was doubtfully clean, a grey
-shoddy dressing-gown that certainly wasn’t, and a pair of down-at-heel
-slippers two sizes too big, and so garbed, was led by Mr. Jordan, a
-little propitiated now by alert obedience, into the ward in which he
-was to pass the night.
-
-A rufous man with very light eyelashes appeared.
-
-“’Ere ’e is, Mr. ’Iggs,” said Mr. Jordan.
-
-“I’ve got his bed ready,” said Mr. Higgs. “’Ow many more of ’em?”
-
-“Perfec’ shower of ’em,” said Mr. Jordan.
-
-“Three,” said Mr. Higgs.
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Jordan. “So long.”
-
-“So long,” said Mr. Higgs.
-
-Neither of them addressed the Lord of the Whole World directly. He
-might have been a parcel passed from hand to hand.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-When Sargon entered the Observation Ward of the Gifford Street
-Infirmary his sense of having left life, ordinary current life,
-far away behind him, beyond these grey passages and corridors and
-staircases and glass offices and high walls and little doors, was
-enormously reinforced. Never had he seen anything so emptily bleak and
-cheerless as this place. A heartless great dingy room it was, with
-green-grey distempered walls discoloured in patches, lit by a few bare
-lights that gave neither high-lights nor shadows. Black night and a
-greasily lit brick wall stared in through uncurtained windows. Half-way
-down the length of the place projecting pieces of wall suggested that
-two former rooms had been thrown into one. The floor was of polished
-bare boards. Far off was a table set against the wall with two or
-three torn and crumpled magazines thereon, and at the end an empty
-fire-place. In the near half, on either side, there were iron bedsteads
-in rows, twenty or thirty perhaps altogether. There was a foul smell
-in the air, faint and yet indescribably offensive, a fæcal smell mixed
-with a heavy soapy odour.
-
-Even had it been unoccupied, this cold, large, evil-smelling room would
-have seemed a strange inhospitable place to Sargon. For it had always
-been the lot of Mr. Preemby, even in the days of his early poverty, to
-live snug, to have carpets, even if they were shabby carpets, under
-his feet, and an encumbrance of furniture and silly human pictures
-and brackets and things about him on the walls. Here in this harsh
-plainness it was as though the fussy, accumulative, home-making
-imagination of man had never been.
-
-But the strange soulless atmosphere of the place was but the first
-instant impression of Sargon. It was followed by a far more vivid and
-terrible realization, that this place was inhabited by beings who
-were only at the first glance men. Then as one looked again it became
-clear that they were not exactly men, they did not look up at his
-entry as men should, or they showed their awareness of him by queer
-unnatural movements. Several were in bed; others were dressed in shabby
-and untidy clothes and either sat on their beds or were seated in
-chairs about the lower part of the room. One individual only was in
-motion; a grave-faced young man who was walking with an appearance of
-concentrated method to and fro in a restricted circle in the far corner
-of the ward. Another sat and seemed to remove a perpetually recurrent
-cobweb from his face by a perpetually repeated gesture. Two men were
-jammed behind the table against the wall and one, a fleshy lout with a
-shining pink skin and curling red hair on his bare chest, was making
-violent gestures, hammering the table with a freckled fist, talking
-in a voice that rose and sank and occasionally broke into curses
-while the other, a sallow-complexioned, cadaverous individual, seemed
-to be sunken in profound despair. In one of the beds close at hand
-a young man with a shock of black hair and an expression of fatuous
-satisfaction, that changed with dramatic suddenness to triumphant
-fierceness or insinuating lucidity, sat up and gesticulated and
-composed and recited an interminable poem--something in the manner of
-Browning. It was running in this fashion:
-
- “God shall smite them
- And blight them
- They may prevail but God will requite them
- Light ’em.
- Burn ’em to ashes and burn ’em to atoms
- Atoms!
- Burning atoms--exactly like stars. See?
- Stars in the void and all over the place.
- Atoms galore and God can’t show his face.
- (Triumphant discovery.)
- He _hasn’t_ a face.
- That’s it! That’s it, my Boys!
- Atheists wrong and theology wrong,
- Plainly and simply here’s every one wrong!
- And I have to tell ’em!
- There’s a God, _item_ one, but he hasn’t a face
- So he can’t show his face.
- That’s the kink of it.
- Naturally every one thinks he’s _non est_
- But he’s there as I know to my cost;
- For I’m lost
- But I’ve shown how it is all the same.
- No face--what a game!
- I found God in the void
- Unmasked and a little annoyed.
- _Quod erat demonstrandum_ X.L....”
-
-“There’s your bed,” said Mr. Higgs at Sargon’s elbow, shoving him
-slightly.
-
-Sargon moved a little unwillingly, his puzzled eyes still on the talker.
-
-“You’ll hear enough of him before you’re done, Old Chap,” said Mr.
-Higgs. “Hop into bed now.”
-
-Impelled partly by the arm of Mr. Higgs and partly by his natural
-disposition to please, Sargon got into bed. Mr. Higgs assisted him in
-a rough brotherly fashion. But before Sargon could pull up the clothes
-about him, Mr. Higgs, glancing over his shoulder, became aware of
-something that was happening down the room--Sargon could not see what.
-
-In an instant the genial authoritativeness of Mr. Higgs gave way to
-rage. “Yaaps, you dirty old devil!” said Mr. Higgs. “You’re at it
-again!”
-
-He quitted Sargon and ran down the room very swiftly. Sargon sat up in
-bed to see what was happening. Three or four of the other patients did
-the same. A very dirty old man with a face of extreme misery, who was
-sitting in a chair, was seized upon and bumped up and down and hit
-several times with great vigour by Mr. Higgs. Then Mr. Higgs departed
-and returned, still uttering admonitions, with a pail and a rag.
-
-For Mr. Higgs was not only an attendant on the mentally afflicted but
-also, on account of economy, the floor-scrubber and general cleaner
-of the ward. He had been trained in the navy to ideals of a speckless
-brightness and he scrubbed better than he attended.
-
-“Lie down there!” cried Mr. Higgs returning up the ward with his pail.
-“It ain’t nothing to do with you.”
-
-The Lord of the World lay down.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-It was an extremely uninteresting ceiling to look at except for a
-streak of yellowish stains, but it was better to look at the ceiling
-for a time than to look too much at these distressing people around
-him. They were distressing and distracting, and Sargon knew that it
-was urgently necessary not to be distracted, but to think over his
-position very carefully before anything further happened to him. All
-this rush of consequences had been so unexpected, preposterous and
-violent since--a few hours ago--he had surveyed London from the dome of
-Saint Paul’s and decided that the moment had come to take hold of his
-Lordship of the World, that he perceived he might very conceivably be
-overwhelmed. How serene and distant now was that spectacle of London
-spread out under the amber sunshine between its far blue hills and
-its shining river, with its dense clusters of shipping and the black
-ant-currents of folk below. From that he had come swiftly, inevitably,
-to this echoing prison. For prison he saw it was. He knew quite well
-that these men around him were demented men and that he had been seized
-upon as a lunatic, but he thought that the Workhouse Observation
-Ward in which he was, was a lunatic asylum already. In his wildest
-imaginations he had never imagined the Power over all things could
-treat him thus. The possibility of a brief interlude in prison, of a
-severe but very public and triumphant trial, had entered his mind; but
-not that he might be hustled away out of the possibility of any such
-appeal. He had to think his position out anew, to discover what all
-this monstrous experience was intended to show and to teach him, and
-what he had to do to meet this strange occasion.
-
-And it was very difficult to do this with a raucous voice down the room
-uttering foul threats about the ward attendant and a great fist beating
-the table in sudden storms and with that smooth, fluctuating, unending
-recitation nearer at hand, that cosmic poem, now almost inaudible--so
-that one strained to catch the words--and now in high-pitched delight.
-For long stretches it was just incoherent jumble and Sargon would
-hold it almost completely out of his attention while he pursued his
-own perplexities, and then it would rush together into something that
-challenged its way to mingle with his inmost thoughts.
-
- “Filthy old Nature, she drives us amain;
- One goad is lust and the other goad pain.
- And so we get back to old nowhere again.
- Nowhere to start from and nowhere again.
- Want and be hurt, want and be hurt,
- Out of the dirt you came, back to the dirt.
- Hunger for dirt and dirty regretting
- Dirty our feeding and dirty begetting
- Smear yourself, paint yourself, wear a fine shirt
- Put a brave face on it, Yah!--you are dirt.”
-
-“Now is that true?” asked Sargon of himself. Is that true? Dirt? What
-is dirt? But no! he must not wander off after this mad raving! What
-was it he had been thinking about? He had been asking why had the Power
-thrust him into this dreadful place? Why had the Power brought him to
-this place? If only the man would stop that improvisation of his for a
-little while it might be possible to think that out. Why had he been
-given over to the commands of Jordan and Higgs to live among the madmen
-and--sudden fantastic side question!--why had _they_?
-
-If only that poem would cease! If only that voice would fade to
-silence! It was now mere rubble and rubbish, as though thought had been
-broken up with a pickaxe and loaded in carts and shot down a slope.
-Don’t listen to it, Sargon! Don’t listen to it! Concentrate!
-
-In his endeavour to concentrate, Sargon forgot even Higgs. He sat up in
-bed and drew his knees nearly to his chin and thought.
-
-He was Sargon; that was the great issue. He had to remain Sargon.
-He was probably in this place of trouble and torment because of the
-conflict between his being Sargon and the possibility of his relapsing
-into Preemby. The Power had called him to be Sargon and to serve and
-suffer for and at last to rule the Whole World, but manifestly it was
-not a simple direct call. There was something working in opposition
-to this destiny, an Anti-Power, opposed to the Power, which was
-trying to put him back to Preemby and Preembyism, to being little and
-insignificant, to living obscurely and to no purpose and so at last to
-dying and becoming utterly and finally dead. That Anti-Power it was
-that had been permitted to bring him here, to frighten and torment
-him, to din mad rhymes into his ears, to urge upon him in a monotonous
-persistent voice that he was dirt and that God was without a face,
-and a multitude of suchlike blasphemies. But they were not true. The
-Anti-Power might talk and talk--would God there could be a respite from
-his talking!--but the truth was outside this place and greater than
-this place and altogether comprehended it. He was one, Sargon was one,
-from the beginning in Sumeria, in many lands and now here, the same
-spirit, the ruler who serves; he was one just as London was one when it
-was seen from on high up above there, endlessly multitudinous yet drawn
-together into a single personality. And so was the whole world one.
-To be Preemby was to be like a wretched little back street house down
-below there, swallowed up in the general effect. Never more could he
-be Preemby, even if he would. That was what he had to keep hold of. He
-could only be Sargon by denying Preemby--even though he had to face the
-pains of death.
-
-Yet all the while the Anti-Power was insulting life and himself through
-that disordered poet and his recitation. The man had now fallen under
-the spell of a fascinating but detestable word, if one may call such a
-thing a word, “Tra-la-la.”
-
- “Tra-la-la. Tra-la-la.
- That is the note of it.
- Get the full gloat of it.
- Tra-la-la. Tra-la-la.
- All times and places
- Happy derision for Gods without faces.
- Tra-la-la sunshine or Tra-la-la rain.
- Eat, drink, and kiss ’em and at it again.
- Tra-la-la. Tra-la-la.
- Kiss ’em and Kiss ’em and at it again.
- At it again!
- Tra-la-la.”
-
-He varied his recitation with a loud explosive noise made by his lips
-on the back of his hand.
-
-“Pray don’t think me cynical,” he said to Sargon. “It is just pure Joy
-de Vive.”
-
-Sargon could not stand it any longer. This was damnable teaching to
-fling out before the very regenerator of mankind. He suddenly thrust
-out a pointing finger. “You are wrong!” he said loudly and sharply.
-
-The poet stared for a minute and with a gesture of salutation said:
-“Tra-la-la-la.”
-
-“I tell you life is real,” cried Sargon. “Life is immense. Life is full
-of meaning and order. I have come to tell you and all men so.”
-
-The poet interrupted smilingly and politely with:
-
- “Tra-la-la
- Tra-la-la
- Life is a hiccup and life is a sneeze
- A smell from a dunghill borne on the breeze
- A thing of no moment--so do as you please!
- Tra-la-la. Tra-la-la.”
-
-He was going on, but Sargon would not hear him. He lifted his voice to
-drown his antagonist. “I tell you, you poor soul! you are utterly wrong
-and blind,” he said. “For the light has come to me and understanding is
-mine. You are not the lost thing you deem you are, or at least you need
-not be. No! I, too, was a lost thing such as you are, a little while
-ago. I, too, thought I was a grain, a fragment, a thing of no account.
-But the call has come to me, and I have been called to call others to
-take part with me in a new awakening. I have had a vision and I have
-seen the world like one who awakens from a long sleep. All things are
-joined together and work together and continue for ever.”
-
-The poet wrinkled up his nose and waved his hand at Sargon as who
-should wave aside some object of offence. “Tra-la-la,” he shouted.
-
-“All things I tell you are joined together and work together----”
-
-“Tra-la-la,” louder.
-
-“I tell you,” much louder.
-
-“Shuddup there,” cried the loud and wrathful voice of Sanity embodied
-in Mr. Higgs.
-
-“You’ll have the whole ward jabbering in a minute,” said Mr. Higgs,
-approaching and addressing Sargon in tones of earnest expostulation.
-“Shud Dup.”
-
-And after a brief pause of reflection the Lord of the Whole World
-obeyed.
-
-With a gesture of extreme dignity he indicated to Higgs that his crude
-demands were conceded.
-
-“That’s o right,” said Higgs. “_You_ can hold in if you want to. So you
-better. _He_ can’t.”
-
-The poet went on in a soft insinuating undertone reviling and mocking
-Sargon’s faith to a refrain of: “Tra-la-la. Tra-la-la.”
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Sargon sat up in bed, motionless now except that his head turned slowly
-to look at the people about him, and silent. His recent outbreak had
-in some way assuaged the exasperation of that endless recitation. It
-continued, now crazily persuasive, now strident and vehement, now a
-mere babble of words, it flowed past him and over him; it was now
-manifestly directed at him, but he was able to disregard it. He sat up
-and looked at the people about him and contemplated the vast dreadful
-hours that plainly lay before him.
-
-He did not look beyond the coming night. That alone he foresaw as an
-eternity.
-
-He knew that this harsh, naked electric light which prized up his
-eyelids however tightly he closed them, would be glaring all night; he
-knew that because he had noted a glance that Higgs had directed at the
-violent man with red hair. Instantly he knew that Higgs was afraid of
-that red-haired man with the shining pink skin and would never dare
-to have the ward in darkness, never dare to have even shade in it,
-whatever the custom or the regulations might be. And also he understood
-why ever and again Higgs went out of the room at the upper end; he went
-out to assure himself of the presence of Jordan or some such other
-helper, within call. Yes, this light would certainly keep on all night
-and the poet seemed as likely to keep on, and there would be occasional
-outbreaks of table hammering and shouting from the red-haired man and
-from another man who uttered a sudden flat shout ever and again. And
-there would be misadventures of various sorts; noises and comings and
-goings. So he might just as well sit up and think as lie down and make
-hopeless attempts to slumber. One could always think. Of course if one
-was too tired one would cease thinking onward, one would just think
-round and round, but it would be impossible not to go on waking and
-thinking. There was no sleeping in this place. Eyes, ears, nose were
-all too much offended. Did anyone ever sleep here, mad or sane?
-
-There was nothing for him to do, therefore, but to sit up and think,
-sit up and think, doze perhaps and think into a dream, until some
-unexpected jolt or jar brought him back to his thinking.
-
-The longest night must end at last.
-
-Then suddenly Sargon, between sleeping and waking, saw something
-horrible. At least it struck upon his nerves as horrible. Two beds away
-from him there lay an extremely emaciated young man and his head was
-lifted up. It was not supported by pillows; it was six inches above the
-pillow. It was held up in an attitude that it was painful to realize.
-The young man’s face expressed a serenely proud satisfaction at this
-fantastic rigidity. It was incredible. Was there such a thing as an
-invisible pillow? Or was this a delusion of Sargon’s eyes, a waking
-dream?
-
-In the bed beyond another man was lying down with his wakeful face
-towards Sargon. His eyes met Sargon’s. Neither man said a word nor
-made a gesture, but to each came infinite comfort. For the eyes each
-encountered were as sane as his own and each gave support to the other.
-It is so, they said. It is strange, but your eyes are not deceiving
-you. That is the form of that young man’s affliction.
-
-Sargon nodded. The other sane man nodded in reply and then turned over
-in his bed as a reassured child might do, to sleep. But could he sleep?
-
-Sargon’s gaze went round the ward with a new discovery. Yes, several of
-these others might be sane--sane as he was--and caught like himself.
-There was another man across the corridor with a little beard, a very,
-very mournful man, but he also had sane eyes.
-
-To-morrow Sargon must go and talk to these others and tell them about
-himself and discuss this dreadful situation, but not now because Higgs
-would certainly interfere. Many things had already conspired to annoy
-Higgs. It was plain he could be easily irritated and it would be well
-not to annoy him further. For the present one must just sit and think.
-
-What were the mad and what did madness mean?
-
-Why had he been lifted up by the Supreme Power, out of the common acts
-and imaginations of his daily life, to a knowledge of his immortal
-being, why had he been shown his endless destinies and a vision of the
-whole world as his sphere, merely to be cast out of life and light and
-freedom forthwith into this grey underworld of the demented? It could
-not be that this was for nothing. It must signify.
-
-And then the wind of a second question blew across his mind. The
-Power that had called him and called him it would seem only to bring
-him into this place, had also brought all these others to this same
-dreadfulness. _Why?_ For him it might be a trial but what was it for
-these others, whose souls had indeed dissolved and gone? What was the
-Power doing with them?
-
-The whole scheme of things in Sargon’s mind began to shudder and
-dissolve. If the Power had not done this, then it must be the
-Anti-Power had done it. There must be an Anti-Power as strong almost
-as the Power then, able to snatch men out of life into confusion,
-indignity, and death for ever. Or else--_there was Nothing_!
-
-He sat quite still with his chin on his knuckles and eyes staring
-blankly at the last black possibility.
-
-Was the whole of this call and this mission of his a deception and a
-delusion? Had he been cheated at Tunbridge Wells when the call first
-came to him to arise and awake? Were those memories of Sumeria no more
-than dreams? Was he indeed just Albert Edward Preemby--gone crazy? In
-a crazy, pointless universe of commonplace inanities? If so he was
-indeed the most foolish of living men. He had left his comfort and
-securities, sound though insignificant; he had run away from his dear
-Christina Alberta--to obey a Power that was nothing more than his own
-imagination and to follow a phantom end. For days he had been shutting
-Christina Alberta out of his thoughts; she was a sceptic, an ally of
-the Anti-Power. Now she came back, over-valiant and rash, but just a
-girl. He had left her to shift for herself, left her beyond reach of
-his reproofs and cautions. What was she doing? What evil and danger
-might not be overtaking her even now? It had not occurred to him before
-that his disappearance might distress and endanger her. Now he saw
-plainly that it must have done so.
-
-The enemy came and argued frankly with him. “You have been a fool,
-Albert Edward Preemby,” said the enemy. “You have got yourself into a
-position of great danger and discomfort, you have deserted your own
-proper life for a horror of nothingness. Go back. Go back while there
-is still a chance of going back.”
-
-But could he go back?
-
-Yes. That could be done. So easily! He could say plainly that now
-he remembered his proper name. He could ask to see the doctor or the
-director or whoever it was presided over Jordan and Higgs and their
-colleagues; he could give his name and the address of the studio and
-his bankers’ address and the address of the laundry and so forth,
-speaking very plainly and quietly, he could admit that he had behaved
-strangely but that the fit was over, and so he would pass out of
-these grim shadows back into the world. It would rejoice the heart of
-Christina Alberta....
-
-He thought of that alert, kind, slightly antagonistic figure. If only
-he could see it now! Coming down the long ward to him, to rescue, to
-release....
-
-Then he would be just Preemby again for the rest of his days,
-comfortably Preemby, Preemby the bystander, Preemby the onlooker, the
-ineffective, speechless man in the background of the noisy studio. But
-certain things would be at an end. He would never go to any museums
-again or browse in the dark shadows of book-shops over dusty forgotten
-books about vanished cities and enigmatical symbols. He would think no
-more of the wonder and mystery of Atlantis and of the measurements of
-the Pyramids and of all the high riddles of the past and the future.
-There would be no more wonder in his life at all, for he had sought to
-enter into wonder and had found it delusion. Those things would be old
-tales and fancies of things that would never arrive. Past and future
-would be dead for him. The days would be dull and empty as they had
-never been before. The bladder of his life would be pricked....
-
-And the other way lay pain, indignity, rough treatment, vile food,
-filthy circumstances, trials that might break him--but with the Power
-still beckoning.
-
-He thought of the things that belonged to Sargon; of the Power, of
-cities that were like great single persons, of the Whole World, of the
-mystical promise of the stars, of all these things he must renounce
-now and be Preemby, Preemby plain and sensible, to the end of his
-days, if he would go out of this place. He sat at it seemed to him for
-an immense time, still and brooding, though his answer was already
-definite in his mind. And at last he spoke. “No,” he said in a hoarse
-voice that was almost a shout. “I am Sargon, Sargon the servant of
-God--and the Whole World is mine!”
-
-
-§ 6
-
-Long after midnight Sargon was still sitting up in that bleak greasy
-glare amidst the noises and disorder about him. He had lost all count
-of time; his watch had been taken from him. Somewhen in the small hours
-he was praying. And at times he wept a little.
-
-He prayed. Sometimes he made sentences and whispered them to himself
-and sometimes the sentences never got to words but passed through his
-mind like serpents that are seen through deep, dark water. “Great is
-the task thou hast put upon me. I see now I am not worthy, O Master,
-to do the least thing that is required of me. I am not worthy. I am a
-petty man and a foolish man and all I have done so far is folly. But
-thou hast called me, knowing my folly. Forgive thou my folly and help
-thou my faith.” Silent and still he sat with tears upon his cheeks.
-“Any punishment and any trial,” he whispered at last, “only that thou
-shouldst not desert me and vanish out of my world.”
-
-He prayed that the Power would yet make him the servant of the world
-and added falteringly and feebly, “even as it was in the ancient days.”
-
-For had there even been those ancient days? Sumeria was now very far
-away from him, and the white towns and the blue river and the river
-galleys had faded and the worshipping crowds were just a faint smear
-upon his mind no stranger than the fading memory of a dream. He said
-nothing for a time, and then in a very loud whisper he said: “Help thou
-my unbelief.”
-
-Sometimes he prayed in a whisper and sometimes he prayed silently
-and sometimes he sat quite still. Higgs came and looked at him once
-or twice but did not interfere with him. The poem in the adjacent
-bed still went on, but it had now become a mere rhyming stream of
-blasphemous obscenities.
-
-For a time after he had made an end to his praying, Sargon must have
-slept; he must have slept because he was awakened by the dawn. It did
-not come gradually; he awoke to it.
-
-A cold, shadowless light filled the ward and the electric lamps that
-had seemed so bright were just luminous orange-yellow threads. And
-Higgs was standing in the doorway peering intently at the red-haired
-man, who was lying with his head on the table as though he were
-asleep--but perhaps only pretending to be asleep.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-It was on the afternoon of the following day that two strangers came to
-see Sargon. He was taken to them and they talked a little with him, and
-then chiefly with each other. Higgs was off duty but Jordan hovered in
-the background.
-
-Neither of these gentlemen explained their business with Sargon to him.
-One of them was a short man in a black coat; he wore a gold watch-chain
-and a rich-looking tie with a jewelled pin; he had a gold pince-nez, a
-little pointed nose, a fat, clean-shaven white face, and a mouth like
-an oblique spade-thrust in a lump of dough. He spoke with something
-between a sniff and a lisp, and he was evidently rather in a hurry and
-annoyed at having been called in to see Sargon. The other was large and
-grey and worn-looking; he impressed Sargon in some indefinable way as
-being a medical man who had private troubles. He seemed to consider
-himself in charge of the conversation, and would occasionally refer
-upon some point of fact to the hovering Jordan.
-
-“Understand,” said the pasty-faced man, “you wanted to give some sort
-of dinner party to all sorts of people. Eh?--at the Rubicon. I suppose
-it came on you sort of sudden like. Eh?”
-
-“I wished to confer with certain people,” said Sargon. “It may have
-been a mistake on my part.”
-
-“No doubt it was a mistake, Mr.--Mr.----”
-
-“Won’t ’ave a Mister to it,” said Jordan from the background. “Calls
-’isself Sargon.”
-
-The doctor became very acute in his manner. “Now isn’t that some sort
-of historical name?” he asked with a sideways searching look.
-
-“It is,” said Sargon.
-
-“But it isn’t _your_ name, you know.”
-
-“Possibly not. I mean--It is my only name.”
-
-“That’s a bit of an answer, that is,” said the pasty-faced man. “My
-_word_!”
-
-“What is your _real_ name?” asked the doctor persuasively.
-
-“Sargon.”
-
-“Not Mr. A. E. Preemby?”
-
-Sargon started and stared, possibly with a certain wildness in his
-eyes. “With God’s help, _No_!” he said.
-
-“Was it ever Mr. Preemby?” asked the doctor.
-
-“That does not matter now. That is of no importance now.”
-
-“It may be of _some_ importance,” said the pasty-faced man.
-
-“And now you’re a King or a Lord or something and you own the world?”
-said the doctor.
-
-Sargon made no answer. He felt he was in a net.
-
-The doctor turned to Jordan and beckoned him in a whisper. Only one
-sentence came to Sargon’s ears. “’Iggs ’eard it,” said Mr. Jordan.
-
-“Aren’t you called Sargon the Magnificent?” asked the doctor.
-
-Sargon bent his head in sorrow. “Better were it to call me Sargon the
-Unworthy. For in many things I have failed.”
-
-The pasty-faced man looked at the doctor. “Haven’t we had about enough
-of this?”
-
-“My conclusions are clear,” said the doctor. “In fact, I have the
-certificate ready.”
-
-“If you’re satisfied, Dr. Manningtree, I am. If I’m to see those other
-fellers.”
-
-“I’ve got all the papers in my room,” said the doctor.
-
-“Right-o,” said the pasty-faced man.
-
-“It’s very good of you to come to-day. I wouldn’t have bothered you
-until to-morrow but we are really getting overcrowded here. One chap’s
-decidedly dangerous. The attendants here don’t like the look of him.
-You need only just see him for a moment. Or any of them. All clear
-cases for summary reception orders.”
-
-They spoke now as if Sargon were not present or as if he were an
-inanimate object. And indeed for them he had become so; he had passed
-for them already out of the comity of mankind.
-
-“Why have you been talking to me?” asked Sargon suddenly with a vague
-fear of what had been said and done developing in his mind.
-
-The doctor’s manner altered. He spoke to Sargon as one might speak to a
-small child. “You’ll be going back to bed now,” he said. “Jordan!”
-
-“But I want to know.”
-
-“Go with Mr. Jordan.”
-
-“What are these papers you speak about?”
-
-The doctor turned his back on Sargon without an answer and the man with
-the pasty face opened the door to depart. Sargon made a step towards
-them, but Jordan laid hold of his arm.
-
-And while Sargon was being steered back to bed, firmly rather than
-gently, in the grip of Jordan, the justice and the doctor filled in and
-signed the forms that were necessary to deprive him of nearly every
-right he possessed as a human being. For there is no trial by jury
-and no writ of habeas-corpus in Britain for the unfortunate charged
-with insanity. He may not plead in public and there is no one to whom
-he may appeal. He may write complaints but they will be neglected;
-his most urgent expostulations will be disregarded in favour of any
-dull attendant’s asseverations. He is handed over to the nearly
-autocratic control of under-educated, ill-paid, ill-fed, and overworked
-attendants. Every night and every day seems endless to him at first,
-and then the nights and days fall into a sort of routine and become
-unimportant and pass away more and more rapidly. He is almost always
-kept in a state of bodily discomfort, always rather ill from the
-ill-prepared and sometimes tainted food, and much incommoded by clumsy
-drugging and particularly by the administration of violent purgatives.
-In croton oil alone are our asylums truly generous. He has excellent
-reason for fearing many of his fellow inmates and for a servile
-obedience to the attendants in charge of him. A medical superintendent
-hovers in the background; a medical staff with no special training in
-mental science. They pass through the wards at the appointed times,
-avoiding trouble, seeing as little as possible.
-
-And, after all, what can they do? They cannot raise the expenditure
-upon food or increase the number or salaries of the attendants.
-They are appointed to save and not to spend the ratepayers’ money.
-The attendants work together and protect each other; they must hang
-together; many of them go in fear of the violent cases. Occasionally,
-after due notice, a visiting magistrate will pay a formal visit to the
-asylum. Everything is put in order for the occasion. The inmate with a
-grievance dares not accost him or does not know how to accost him nor
-how to frame his complaint. The attendants are at hand to interrupt,
-embarrass, and explain. So, with no possibility of redress, the poor
-half-lunatic will be roughly handled, badly fed, and coarsely clothed,
-and night and day he will have no other familiar company than the
-insane. It is bad enough for the sane to be afflicted by the vagaries,
-the violence, the exasperating mechanisms, the incoherences of the
-truly demented, but what must it be for those upon whom the penumbra
-of that same shadow has fallen? They have no privacy; no escape from
-those others; no peace. Our world herds these discards together out of
-sight, walls them up, spends so little upon them that they are neither
-properly fed nor properly looked after, and does its brave hopeful best
-to forget all about them.
-
-And our Sargon, who even in the outer world of usage and freedom was
-sometimes a little at a loss, must now go on into this dark underworld.
-For two days more he will be kept in the Gifford Street Observation
-Ward awaiting the convenience of the authorities; then in the company
-of four other prisoners he will be sent to a still bleaker and more
-desolate and hopeless confinement within the clustering buildings and
-walls and railings of Cummerdown Hill.
-
-So he passes now for a time out of sight of everyday mankind, and
-so also for a time he shall pass out of this story. It would be
-insufferable to tell with any fulness his daily tale of discomfort and
-indignity.
-
-
-
-
-_BOOK THE THIRD_
-
-THE RESURRECTION OF SARGON, KING OF KINGS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
-_Christina Alberta in Search of a Father_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-Hitherto Christina Alberta had faced life with a bold, disdainful, and
-successful gesture. The discretions and scruples of others were not
-for her. She had seen no reason for their prudent hesitations, their
-conventions and restraints. Now for the first time she knew dismay. Her
-Daddy had vanished into a world that she suddenly realized could be
-immensely cruel. Teddy was rotten, so plainly rotten that only a fool
-wrapped up in her own sensations would have touched him. She lay awake
-for most of the night after her Daddy had vanished, biting her hands
-and damning Teddy. Lambone the great friend was lazy, incompetent, and
-futile. Harold and Fay seemed already a little tired of her misfortune
-and vaguely disposed to blame her for bringing her Daddy to London. She
-had no one else to whom she could turn. No one remained to her--except
-Christina Alberta herself, feeling a little soiled now and more than a
-little afraid. “But what am I to do?” she asked the night, again and
-again, in her stuffy but artistic little bedroom.
-
-Among the other disadvantages of her position she had less than a pound
-of ready money.
-
-It has to be recorded that for two whole days Christina Alberta did
-not even take the obvious step of going to the police. She had a queer
-instinctive knowledge of the danger of bringing the police and the
-social system generally to bear upon her odd little Daddy. She had
-an innate distrust of official human beings. It was Paul Lambone who
-induced her to go to the police. He had the grace to be ashamed of his
-unhelpfulness, and after an interval of two clear days he came round to
-the Lonsdale Mews to offer his generous but sluggish help once more. He
-caught her having tea with Fay.
-
-“Christina Alberta,” he said, looking a very large comfortable figure
-of sorrow, “I’ve been worrying and worrying about you all the time. I
-didn’t help enough. I thought he’d come back of his own accord and that
-all the fuss was a little premature. Have you heard anything?”
-
-Christina Alberta was torn between the desire to snap his head off
-and the realization that he was, after his fashion, quite sincerely
-friendly to her and could be very useful.
-
-“_Say_ it!” said Lambone. “You’ll be better, my dear, after you’ve said
-it and then we can talk matters over.”
-
-He got the reassurance of a smile. He brightened visibly. He was the
-sort of man who would hate to feel hated even by a cockroach. “I won’t
-sit in that chair, thanks,” he said to Fay. “It’s too comfortable. And
-at any moment we may think of something, and I may have to leap up and
-act.
-
-“Spartan,” he said, sitting down.
-
-“Eh?” said Fay.
-
-“Spartan. My doctor tells me to say it before every meal and especially
-before tea. I don’t know why. Magic or Coué or something. Are these
-things cocoanut cakes? I thought so.... Good they are. And what are we
-going to do about it, Christina Alberta?”
-
-He became sane and helpful and more and more like the man who wrote
-_What to Do on a Hundred and One Occasions_. He made Christina Alberta
-admit to bankruptcy, and made it clear to her that it was her duty to
-accept a loan of twenty-five pounds from him. He then dealt with the
-point about reporting the disappearance to the police, and convinced
-Christina Alberta upon that. If Mr. Preemby had fallen into bad hands
-the sooner the police looked for him the better. But he did not think
-that likely; he was much more inclined to the idea that Preemby had
-made a disturbance and been taken up. He guessed he would be dealt with
-as a mental case. He had consulted those useful books _The Justice
-of the Peace_ and the _Encyclopædia Britannica_, and displayed the
-excellence of his mental digestion. Christina Alberta perceived that he
-had in him the makings of a competent barrister.
-
-He carried off Christina Alberta in a taxi to Scotland Yard. “Either
-they’ll tell us there or tell us where we shall be told,” he said.
-
-Fay was impressed by the originality of that. “Now if it was a lost
-umbrella,” she said, “I could understand it. But I’d never have thought
-of going to Scotland Yard for a lost father.”
-
-By six Mr. Preemby had been traced to Gifford Street. But there was no
-seeing him at Gifford Street. He had been certified as a lunatic and he
-was bound, the attendant thought but wasn’t quite sure, for Cummerdown
-Hill. Paul Lambone tried to be dignified and important and to prevail
-over the attendant and extract further information, but not very
-successfully. In the end he and Christina Alberta departed with little
-more than one immense discouraging fact. They would not be able to see
-Mr. Preemby nor to learn anything very material about his condition
-until the next visiting day, whenever that might be, at Cummerdown
-Hill. Then if he was “fit to be visited,” they might go and see him.
-The attendant was rigid in his statements and had the air of disliking
-both Lambone and Christina Alberta extremely.
-
-As they came away from Gifford Street Christina Alberta observed that
-Lambone was angry. She had never seen him angry before. It was a very
-transitory phase. There was an unusual depth of pink in his cheeks.
-
-“Dog in office,” he said. “Just there to annoy people--anxious people.
-One would think ... man in my position ... certain standing.... Some
-attention.... Any other country but this, Man of letters has respect.”
-
-Christina Alberta agreed mutely.
-
-“Manners in a public official--primary.”
-
-“He was detestable,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Not at the end of my resources,” said Lambone.
-
-Christina Alberta waited.
-
-“Ought to have gone to Devizes in the first place. Knows more about
-mental cases and lunacy law than any other man in London. Wonderful
-fellow. I’ll go back to my flat and I’ll ring him up and make an
-appointment. Then he’ll put us wise about the whole business. And I
-want you to meet him anyhow. You’ll appreciate Devizes. Come to think
-of it, you’re remarkably like him.”
-
-“How?”
-
-“Got the Life Force and all that. And physically like him. Very. The
-same nose--much the same profile.”
-
-“It’s a nose more suitable for a man,” said Christina Alberta. “I
-suppose _he_ carries it off all right!”
-
-“It’s a damned good nose, Christina Alberta,” said Lambone. “It’s a
-valiant nose. Don’t you break down to any modesty about it. It was
-your nose attracted me first to you. You’ll spike a husband with it
-yet, and he’ll adore it and follow it even as you do. Nowadays women
-have to be free and individualized; they have got to have features
-and distinction. The days of the wanton curl and the swan neck and
-complexion have gone. Not that you haven’t the clearest skin I’ve ever
-set eyes upon, Christina Alberta.”
-
-“Tell me some more about Dr. Devizes,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-But it wasn’t the next day that Christina Alberta met Devizes. She put
-that off for a day and fled down to Woodford Wells in response to a
-remarkable communication from Mr. Sam Widgery.
-
-The Widgerys had never been correspondents of the Preembys except in so
-far as the payment of the dividends upon Mr. Preemby’s interest in the
-Limpid Stream Laundry necessitated letters. There had been a certain
-amount of friction in the flotation of the company, and Mr. Widgery had
-remained resentful and sought to show as much by a studied curtness
-in his communications. But now came this letter addressed to “Miss
-Chrissie Preemby.” “_My dear Chrissie_,” the letter began.
-
-“_This is a shocking business about your poor father I can’t tell you
-how shocked I am I went up post haste to the workhouse where you had
-put him as soon as they wrote to me and got his watch and cheque-book.
-It is fortunate they found my address in his pocket or I suppose I
-should have been kept in the dark as per usual about all this he did
-not know me and denied his own name but afterwards he said he knew
-me for a filching commercial wrogue and would have my ears cut off
-and threatened me. I was to be unpailed whatever that may be. I have
-been thinking over all this business and since you are not yet of age
-I suppose I am a sort of guardian to you and have to look into your
-interests at the laundry which is not paying nearly so well as your
-father led me to believe. I think he was already queer at the time and
-didn’t fully understand what he was doing and I doubt if all that of
-his about preference shares which I never held with really but did to
-humour him ought to stand. Luckily there is no hurry about this has you
-won’t have to pay anything for him where he is Mr. Punter says so long
-as you leave well alone and we can see about these other things when
-you have got over the first shock of your father’s breakdown. My wife
-sends her love and kind sympathy. You must keep calm and not let these
-things disturb you too much because very often it is hereriterary and
-one cannot be too careful so leave everything to me and believe me to
-remain_
-
- “_Your affectionate cousin_
-
- “_Sam Widgery_.”
-
-“Rather!” said Christina Alberta and telephoned forthwith to put off
-Paul Lambone and Wilfred Devizes and hurried off with a combatant light
-in her eye to the Underground and Liverpool Street Station.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-When Christina Alberta got down to Woodford Wells it seemed to her
-that the laundry was just a little smaller than it used to be and
-that a slight tarnish had fallen upon the bright blue delivery vans.
-The swastika upon them had been covered over by paper bills in
-red lettering saying: “Under Entirely New Management. Address all
-Communications to the Managing Director Samuel Widgery Esq. By Order.”
-
-She went up the garden path to the door that had been home to her for
-nearly all her life, and it was opened to her by Sam Widgery himself,
-who had seen her coming. “So you came down,” he said, and seemed to
-hesitate about admitting her. He was a tallish, stooping man with
-a large bare pock-marked face, a dropping nether lip, a large nose
-that snored occasionally when he breathed, and furtive very small
-brown eyes. He was clad in dark grey ill-fitting garments, with a
-frayed collar and a very worn made-up black satin tie. His waistcoat
-was mainly unbuttoned and he fidgeted with his hands. He looked at
-Christina Alberta as though he found her more formidable than he had
-thought her.
-
-“Did you see Daddy?” said Christina Alberta, coming straight to the
-point.
-
-He compressed his mouth and shook his head from side to side as though
-he recalled painful things.
-
-“Was he bad? Was he queer or--_dreadful_?”
-
-“Not too loud, my dear,” he said in his husky whispering voice. “We
-don’t want _every one_ to hear about your trouble. Come in here where
-we can talk properly.”
-
-He led the way into the little living-room in which her father had so
-recently planned the conditions for the conversion of the laundry into
-a limited company. The familiar furniture had been rearranged rather
-amazingly, and a large, dark bureau had been placed under the window.
-With discreet gestures, Sam Widgery closed the door and came towards
-her. “Sit down, Chrissie,” he said, “and don’t get excited. I was
-afraid you might come rushing down here. But of course I was bound to
-write to you.”
-
-“Did you see him?” she repeated.
-
-“Mad as a hatter,” he said. “They say he made a riot at the Rubicon
-Restaurant. Wanted to give a great banquet there to all the beggars in
-London.”
-
-“Did you see him? Was he well? Was he unhappy? What have they done with
-him?”
-
-“You mustn’t _pelt_ me with questions, Chrissie. You mustn’t let your
-mind go on at such a pace. I told you in my letter I went up and saw
-him. They called him out and he came to me in a little room.”
-
-“Where was it? Where was this workhouse?”
-
-“There you go again. Just sit down and take things quietly, my girl. I
-can’t answer all these questions at once.”
-
-“Where was it you saw him? Was it at Gifford Street?”
-
-“Yes. Where else could it be? They was waiting to remove him.”
-
-“Where?”
-
-“Some asylum I suppose?”
-
-“Cummerdown Hill?”
-
-“Come to think of it, it _was_ Cummerdown Hill. Yes--they said
-Cummerdown Hill. He came out. He looked much as usual, but more vacant
-perhaps, until he set eyes on me and then he gave a sort of start and
-said, ‘Don’t know you,’ he said. Like that.”
-
-“Well, that wasn’t mad. Did he _look_ mad? I suppose he didn’t want to
-talk to you--after all the disagreeable things that have been said.”
-
-“Very likely. Any’ow I said to him, ‘What! don’t know _me_?’ I said;
-‘not know old Sam Widgery what you planted your laundry on?’ Just like
-that--joking at him like. Quite kindly but--humorous. ‘I don’t know
-you,’ he says and tried to go. ‘Hold hard!’ I said and took him by the
-arm. ‘You’re a base, complaining scoundrel,’ he says to me and sort of
-tried to push me away. ‘You’d rewin any laundry!’ he says--him to me,
-what was in the laundry business a dozen years before he married your
-poor mother. ‘Any ’ow I haven’t your complaint,’ I says, ‘Mr. Albert
-Edward Preemby.’ He sort of stiffened. ‘Sargum,’ he says, ‘if you
-please....’”
-
-“Sargon,” Christina Alberta corrected.
-
-“Maybe. It sounded like ‘Sargum.’ And ‘Sargum’ he would have it. Mad
-as a hatter on that. I tried to talk but what was the good of talking?
-I couldn’t get anything plain or straight out of him at all. Started
-threatening me with the bastinado--whatever that may be. I asked him to
-be decent with his language. ‘I’ve ’ad enough’ I says to the attendant
-at last and the attendant took him away. And so we’re quit of him,
-Chrissie.”
-
-“Quit of him!”
-
-“Quit of him. What can anyone do?”
-
-“Everything. Did he look very unhappy? Did he look frightened or
-ill-treated?”
-
-“Why should he? They’re taking proper care of him and he’s out of
-harm’s way.”
-
-“You’re sure he looked--serene?”
-
-“Bit jaded perhaps. That’s his own internal workings I expect. But he’s
-where he ought to be, Chrissie. I feel that. What we’ve got to do, from
-what Mr. Punter says, is to let well alone. There he is with everything
-he wants, living on the ratepayers’ money. We’ve got ourselves to
-consider. We’ve got to think of that crazy preference-share idea he’s
-saddled the laundry with. _That’s_ urgent. It’s a charge of nearly five
-hundred a year as things are, nearly ten pound a week. There isn’t a
-laundry in London could stand it.”
-
-“I shall have to see my Daddy,” said Christina Alberta. “I don’t
-believe he _is_ so comfortable. I’ve heard horrid stories of asylums.
-Anyhow, I ought to go right away and see him.”
-
-“Can’t do that, Chrissie,” said Mr. Widgery, shaking his large grey
-face slowly from side to side and watching her as he spoke. “They don’t
-have visitors running in and out of these mad-houses just whenever they
-want to. Wouldn’t _do_, you know. The poor creatures have to be kept
-quiet and not excited. I daresay I could give you a letter for next
-visiting day----”
-
-“_You!_ Give _me_ a letter!”
-
-Mr. Widgery shrugged his shoulders. “It would help you to get in. But
-you won’t make anything of him, Chrissie, even if you see him. And
-you’ll have to wait for a visiting day. You must do that.”
-
-“I want to see him.”
-
-“Very likely. But regulations are regulations. Meanwhile there’s all
-this business muddle we got to put straight. While he’s in that asylum
-I think what I ought to do is to give you ’n allowance, five pounds
-a week say, and keep back the rest until we’re able to get something
-settled up. Or four. Or perhaps as you want it--not a definite sum. I
-don’t know. I haven’t thought it out yet. You can’t possibly want to do
-with all that ten pounds a week with him off your hands. Then we’ll be
-able to see where we stand and everything will be all right again.”
-
-He paused and scratched his cheek and watched her with his little
-sidelong eyes. “See?” he said as if to stimulate her to speech.
-
-Christina Alberta looked at him in a silence that became painful. Then
-she stood up and regarded him--her arms akimbo and her face alight.
-
-“I see now,” she said. “You damned old Rascal!”
-
-Mr. Widgery had nice old-fashioned ideas about young ladies and
-ladylike language. He was taken aback. “Now!” he said. “_Now!_”
-
-“Always I should think,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“You mustn’t say things like that, Chrissie. You mustn’t use words like
-that. You mustn’t get wrong ideas about all this. What d’you mean? Old
-rascal! Something old rascal! Why? I’m only doing what I got to do. You
-aren’t really of age yet, you’re just a mere child legally speaking,
-and it falls to _me_ naturally, _me_, his nearest relative so to speak,
-to make such arrangements as have to be made about his affairs. That’s
-all. You mustn’t get wrong ideas about it all and you mustn’t get
-excited. See?”
-
-“I called you,” said Christina Alberta, “a damned old Rascal.”
-
-He did not meet her eye. He spoke as if he appealed to the bureau.
-
-“And does it do you any good to use such horrible expressions? And does
-it do me any harm? And does it alter the fact that whether I like it or
-not, I’ve got to look after his property now and see about it and see
-you don’t get into any trouble or mischief? All me and your aunt have
-been thinking about is just what’s right and proper to be done for you.
-And then you turn on me like a serpent and use language----!”
-
-Words failed Mr. Widgery, and still seeking sympathy from the bureau,
-he shrugged his shoulders and threw out his hands.
-
-“You’re no relation of his,” said Christina Alberta. “I guessed when I
-read your letter that this was the sort of thing you’d be up to. You’re
-glad to have him out of the way because he was such a one for punctual
-payments. You think I’m all alone; you think I’m just a girl and that
-you can do what you like now with me. You’ve made a mistake. I’ll make
-you pay up every penny that’s due on the laundry and I’ll see you do it
-more punctually than ever. And why didn’t you do something to get him
-out as soon as you heard they’d taken him?”
-
-“Now don’t you go getting excited, Chrissie,” said Mr. Widgery. “Even
-if I ain’t a blood relation of his, I am of yours. I’m your next-of-kin
-and your best friend and I got to think what’s got to be done about
-_you_. I got to act for _you_. In spite of bad language and everything.
-I tell you he’s right and safe where he is and I’m not going to have
-anything done to disturb him. Nothing at all. There he is and there
-he’s going to stay, and I’m going to act as Mr. Punter advised me to
-act. I’m going to keep back his dividends as they fall due, and pay you
-what I think proper to pay you for your keep and so on and charge it to
-him, and I’m going to see you live an orderly sort of life in future
-now too, same as my poor cousin Christina would have wanted you to do.
-You’ve been knocking about the world in a perfectly scandalous way and
-learning to curse and swear. It can’t go on. That’s how things are,
-Chrissie, and the sooner you see them the right way round the better.”
-
-The young woman stood speechless while Mr. Widgery unfolded his
-intentions.
-
-“Where’s Mrs. Widgery?” she said at last with an effect of stupendous
-self-control.
-
-“Up in the laundry seeing to things. No need to bother her. We been
-talking about all this, over and over, and we’re quite of one mind
-in the matter. It’s _our_ right to look after you and it’s _our_
-responsibility to look after you, and we mean to do our duty by you,
-Chrissie, whether you like it or not.”
-
-Unpleasant doubts assailed Christina Alberta. She was still two months
-short of one and twenty, and it was quite conceivable that the law
-gave this ugly, oily creature all sorts of preposterous powers of
-interference with her. Still it was her style to carry off things with
-a brave face.
-
-“All this is just nonsense,” she said. “I’m not going to have my Daddy
-put away like this without a word from me, and I’m not going to let you
-muddle about with his property. Everybody in the family knows you’re
-a crooked muddler. Mother used to say so. I’m going to see about him
-myself, and I’m going to have him sent off to some special sort of
-mental nursing place where he can have proper attention. And that’s
-what I came to tell you.”
-
-Mr. Widgery’s little eyes seemed to weigh and judge her. “You’re giving
-yourself high and mighty airs, Chrissie,” he said, after a little
-pause. “You’ll do this and you’ll do that. You’ve got a sort of wrong
-idea of what you can do in the world. You haven’t got any money and you
-haven’t got any authority, and the sooner you get that into your head
-the better.”
-
-That scared feeling was gaining upon Christina Alberta. In order to
-counteract it she deliberately lost her temper. “I’ll jolly soon show
-you what I can do and what you can’t,” she said with a flaming face.
-
-“Now don’t _yew_ go getting excited,” said Mr. Widgery. “You of all
-people shouldn’t get excited.”
-
-“_Excited!_” said Christina Alberta; rallying for a repartee, and then
-struck by an ugly thought she stopped short and stared at the little
-bright brown eyes in the pock-marked face. Mutely they answered her
-mute amazed question. This was the third or fourth time he had used the
-word “excited” and now she knew what he was aiming at. Suddenly she
-realized the train of ideas that her Daddy’s extinction had set going
-in his head. He also had been studying the lunacy laws--and dreaming
-dreams.
-
-“Exactly,” said Mr. Widgery. “You’ve always been a queerish sort of
-girl, Chrissie, and the rackety life you lead and now this affair has
-been a strain on you. Must have been. You’ve got no quiet friends but
-your aunt and me and no quiet place to come to but here. Don’t you go
-flaring out at me, Chrissie; I mean well by you. I’m not going to go
-paying you money to keep you up there in London. Why!--you might go
-gettings drugs or anything. Call me a something rascal if you like.
-Swear at me as though you were out of your senses; it won’t alter what
-I mean to do. I want you to come down here and rest your mind and
-nerves for a time, and let me get in some one to see you--see what
-ought to be done about you.... You’ll thank me for it some day.”
-
-His big grey face seemed to expand and swim about before her eyes and
-the room grew small and dark.
-
-“It’s my duty to see after you,” he said. “It can’t hurt you or anyone
-for us to have advice.”
-
-In the train from Liverpool Street she had told herself she had
-intended to wipe the floor with Mr. Sam Widgery, but things hardly
-seemed to be happening like that.
-
-“Bah!” she cried. “D’you think I’d come back here?”
-
-“Better than being lost in London, Chrissie,” he said. “Better than
-being lost in London. We can’t have you wandering off in London, same
-as your father did.”
-
-She felt that the time had come for her to go, but for a second or so
-she could not move to do so. She could not move because she feared he
-might do something to detain her, and if he did she did not know what
-she would do. Then she pulled herself up by the feet.
-
-“Well,” she said with a step past him doorward that turned him on his
-heel; “I’ve told you what I think of you. I’d better be getting back to
-London.”
-
-In his eyes she saw the thought of obstructing her flash into being and
-die. “Won’t you stay and have something,” he said, “before you go back?”
-
-“Eat _here_!” she cried and got to the door.
-
-Her hand trembled so that it was difficult to turn the handle. He
-stood motionless, staring at her with his lower lip dropping and an
-expression of doubt upon his face. It was as if he was not quite sure
-of himself nor of the course he meant to pursue. The course he wanted
-to pursue was appallingly plain.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-She walked with dignity out of the open front door and down the garden
-path. She did not look back, but she knew his face came up close to the
-window and watched her. Never in her whole life had panic come so near
-to her. She would have liked to run.
-
-After the train had started she felt a little safer. “How the devil can
-he get at me?” she said aloud to the empty compartment.
-
-But she wasn’t at all sure that she couldn’t be got at and she found
-herself trying to estimate just how much support and friendship she
-might find in her London friends. Could she, for instance, count upon
-Mr. Paul Lambone? If supplies were cut off could she get some sort
-of job and keep herself for a time until she could extract her silly
-Daddy from the net into which he had fallen? How would Harold and Fay,
-perennially hard-up, behave if supplies ran out? And meanwhile there
-was Daddy, wondering why no help came to him--puzzled by what had
-happened to him and no doubt getting sillier and sillier.
-
-Christina Alberta was growing up fast now. Beneath all her radicalism
-and rebellion there had always hitherto been a belief, tacit,
-sub-conscious, in the rightness and security and sustaining energy
-of the social framework. There is under most youthful rebellion. She
-had assumed without thinking very much about it that hospitals were
-places of comfort and luxury, doctors in full possession and use of
-all existing science, prisons clean and exemplary places, that though
-laws might still be unjust that the administration of the law was
-untouched by knavery or weakness. She had had the same confidence in
-the ultimate integrity of social life that a little child has in the
-invincible safeness of nursery and home. But now she was awakening to
-the fact that the whole world was insecure. It was not that it was a
-wicked or malignant world, but that it was an inattentive and casual
-world. It dreaded bothers. It would do the meanest, most dangerous, and
-cruellest things to escape the pressure of bothers, and it would refuse
-to be bothered by any sufferings or evil it could possibly contrive
-to ignore. It was a dangerous world, a world of bothered people in
-which one might be lost and forgotten while one was still alive and
-suffering. It was a world in which it is not good to be alone, and she
-was beginning to feel herself very dangerously alone.
-
-She had never, she reflected, thought very much of her family, but now
-she perceived a family may dissolve away too soon. She wanted a wall to
-put her back against if after all Sam Widgery screwed up his courage
-to be aggressive; she wanted some one who would be her very own, a
-safe ally, some one she could count upon, some one closer than law
-or custom, some one who would go about and find out exactly what had
-happened to her if she fell into disaster, who would refuse to accept
-her downfall, some one who would care for her more than he cared for
-himself and not be lightly turned away.
-
-_Himself?_ Not _herself_. In fact, a lover.
-
-“Damn Teddy!” cried Christina Alberta, and knocked a puff of dust out
-of the railway cushion with her fist. “He messes it up.
-
-“And I knew what he was. I knew all the time exactly what he was!
-
-“I’ve got to stick it alone,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“And besides who’d have cared for me, anyhow, with a nose like mine?”
-
-“Even if there were such things in the world as lovers who loved like
-that! But it’s a world of people who don’t care. It’s a world of people
-who haven’t the guts to care. It’s a dust-heap of a world,” said
-Christina Alberta.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Her thoughts began to flow into a new region. After all, wasn’t there
-something too disagreeably justifiable in the suggestion that she
-was--how to put it--_queer_? Hitherto Christina Alberta had always
-regarded herself as a model of sanity and mental directness--with no
-fault indeed except possibly her nose. Now the word “queer” stuck in
-her mind like a thorn that has gone right home. She could not get it
-out again.
-
-She had always, she knew, been different. She had always had a style of
-her own.
-
-Most of the people she had met in the world had impressed her as being
-colourless, weak in speech and action, evasive--that was the word,
-“evasive.” They evaded the use of all sorts of blunt words, they didn’t
-know why. Christina Alberta was all for saying “Damn” and “guts” and so
-forth until some one convinced her of some better reason for avoiding
-them than merely that they weren’t used by “nice” people. These others
-were always not saying things because they weren’t said and not doing
-things because they weren’t done. And for what was said and what was
-done, however manifestly preposterous it was, they had a sort of
-terrified imitativeness. They just ran about being as far as possible
-somebody else until they died. Why exist at all then? Why not get out
-of it and leave some one else in possession? But, anyhow, they got
-through life. They didn’t get into trouble. They supported one another.
-And, on the other hand, if you didn’t evade? You puzzled other people.
-You left the track. You were like a train leaving the rails and trying
-to take a cross-country short-cut. You hit against--everything.
-
-Was this evasive life she had always despised really the sane life? Was
-ceasing to evade ceasing to be sane? Sheep, she had read, had a disease
-called gid; then they wandered alone and died. Was all this originality
-and thinking for oneself and not going with the crowd and so forth,
-that had been her pride and glory, just the way out from the sane life?
-Originality, eccentricity, queerness, craziness, madness; was that
-merely a quantitative scale?
-
-Was not her Daddy’s queerness this, that after years of the extremest
-evasion he had at last tried to break away to something real and
-strange? And had she, after her fashion, been attempting anything else?
-Was she, too, lop-sided? Lop-sided in a different direction, perhaps,
-but lop-sided none the less. An inherited lop-sidedness?
-
-Her mind went off at a tangent on the question whether she had really
-inherited anything whatever from her Daddy. Was his queerness her sort
-of queerness at all? It ought to be, seeing that they were father and
-daughter.
-
-How different they were! For a father and daughter how amazingly
-different they were!...
-
-But were they father and daughter? A much repressed fantasy came back
-to her--a fantasy based on the flimsiest foundations, on chance phrases
-her mother had used, on moments of intuition. Once or twice a reverie
-had arisen out of these lurking particles of memory and had taken her
-by surprise only to be thrust aside again with contempt.
-
-Blup. Blup. Blup. There came a familiar variation to the familiar
-sounds of the train. Christina Alberta was running into Liverpool
-Street Station and her perplexities were all unsolved.
-
-The old fantasy lost heart and faded away. What was the good of such
-dreams? There she was.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-Christina Alberta’s meeting next day with Wilfred Devizes turned out to
-be a much more exciting affair than she or he had expected it to be.
-
-Acting on the advice of Paul Lambone, she had brought photographs and a
-letter or so in her Daddy’s handwriting with her, and she had thought
-out what she judged would be significant things to tell about him. She
-went in a taxi with Paul Lambone to Devizes’ house just off Cavendish
-Square, and they were shown up at once past a waiting-room and a
-consulting-room to a dignified little sitting-room with an open fire
-and a table with tea-things and a great array of bookcases. Devizes
-came in to them forthwith.
-
-She was a little shocked to think that this lank, dark, shock-headed
-man could be recognizably like her. He was younger than she had
-expected him to be, younger she thought, than her Daddy or Mr. Lambone,
-and he wore a long unbuttoned morning coat. He carried the nose all
-right; he was indeed very good-looking.
-
-“Hullo, Paul,” he said cheerfully. “Is this the young lady whose
-father’s been stolen? We’ll have some tea. It’s Miss----?”
-
-“Miss Preemby,” said Paul Lambone, “but every one calls her Christina
-Alberta.”
-
-Devizes turned an eye that was by habit and disposition a scrutinizing
-eye upon her. He betrayed a faint momentary surprise and came and shook
-hands. “Tell me all about it,” he said. “You don’t think he’s really
-mad, but only rather exceptional and odd. That’s it, isn’t it? Lambone
-tells me he is sane. It’s quite possible. I’d better go over the state
-of his mind first, and then we can discuss the question of the asylum
-afterwards. I gather you want to get him under your own care--outside.
-That isn’t by any means simple. We’ll have to study the obstacles.
-Meanwhile tea.... I’ve been disentangling the delusions of a perfectly
-terrible old lady, and I’m rather deflated. Just tell me all about it
-in your own way.”
-
-“Tell him,” said Paul, settling his shoulders into his arm-chair, and
-preparing to interrupt.
-
-Christina Alberta began to unfold her premeditated discourse. Every now
-and then Devizes would interrupt her with a question. He kept his eyes
-on her, and it seemed to her even from the beginning that they betrayed
-something more than attention to what she was saying. He looked at her
-as though he had seen her before and couldn’t quite remember where.
-She described her Daddy’s talks to her when she was a girl, about the
-Pyramids and the Lost Atlantis and so forth, and the odd spirit of
-release and renewed growth that had followed the death of her mother.
-She told of the spiritualistic séance and the coming of Sargon. Devizes
-was very keen on various aspects of the Sargon story. “It was odd that
-the suggestion fell in so aptly with Preemby’s mental disposition. What
-was that young man up to? I don’t quite understand him.”
-
-“I don’t know. I think he just hit by chance on the stuff he talked. It
-was just bad luck that it fitted.”
-
-“Undergraduate idea of fun?”
-
-“Undergraduate fun. It might have been Tut-an-ka-man.”
-
-“But it happened to be Sargon.”
-
-“He may have been reading some ancient history.”
-
-“He didn’t, I suppose, know anything about your father?”
-
-“Couldn’t have done. I suppose he thought my--my Daddy looked a little
-small and absurd, and I suppose it appealed to his sense of humour to
-single him out from the others and make him a great king. I’d like to
-have a few minutes straight talk with that young man.”
-
-“This you see isn’t a delusion, Devizes. It’s a deception,” said Paul
-Lambone.
-
-“Is he generally coherent,” asked Devizes.
-
-“Granted his thesis, he’s amazingly coherent,” she said.
-
-“He doesn’t sometimes become some one else, God or a millionaire, or
-anything of that sort?”
-
-“No. He believes in reincarnation and hints at having lived other
-lives, but that’s all.”
-
-“Thousands of people do that,” said Lambone.
-
-“And nobody is persecuting him? Nobody makes noises to trouble him or
-gets at him with X-rays or anything of that sort?”
-
-“Not a shadow of that sort of thing.”
-
-“The man’s sane. Unless he went mad when he walked out of your friends’
-studio.”
-
-“I’m for his sanity right out,” said Lambone. “I wish I’d had a chance
-to talk to him. There’s something--everybody’s chattering now about
-an Inferiority Complex. Well, isn’t it common for people who have
-been rather put upon and deceived and so forth, and who don’t want
-to face the facts of life, to take refuge in an assumed personality?
-And putting the reveries, the spiritualist séance and so forth all
-together, doesn’t it work out on those lines?”
-
-“He knows he is really, _au fond_, Preemby?” Devizes asked.
-
-“It annoyed him to tell him so,” said Christina Alberta. “I think one
-reason why he went away was because I and my friend, Mrs. Crumb that
-is, at the studio where we live, would try to make him be sensible
-about that. It drove him away. He knows he is really Preemby and he
-hates it. He knows this is all a make-believe.”
-
-Paul Lambone took up the discourse. “I do so sympathize with that. So
-far from that being insane it’s perfectly rational. Becoming somebody
-else greater than oneself is part of half the religions of the world.
-All the Mithraists used to become Mithra. The Serapists, if I remember
-rightly, used to become Osiris. We all want to be born again really.
-Every one with any sense and humility does. Into something greater.
-‘Who will deliver me from the body of this death?’ That’s why Christina
-Alberta’s Daddy is so tremendously interesting. He’s got imagination;
-he’s got originality. He may be a feeble little chap, but he has that.”
-
-“Having an exceptional mind isn’t insanity,” said Devizes, “or else we
-should put all our poets and artists in asylums.”
-
-“Few would come up to that standard,” said Lambone. “I wish they did.”
-
-Devizes reflected. “I think I’ve got things clear. He’s coherent. He’s
-neat in his dress. He isn’t persecuted. He’s unselfish in his thoughts,
-almost romantically so. And he’s not fattish and lumpish, and he’s
-never had any sort of fit. There’s no insane type a properly qualified
-doctor could class him under, but then most doctors are altogether
-unqualified for mental practice. A stupid doctor might mistake his
-imaginations for the splendour of paranoia or take his abstraction in
-reverie for _dementia præcox_ or think he was a masked epileptic. But
-all these are cases of mental disease, and your father is probably
-not diseased at all. He’s mentally disturbed, but that’s all. The
-difference between him and a real lunatic is the difference between a
-basketful of fruit that’s been overturned, and a basketful that’s gone
-rotten. Overturned fruit gets bruised and rots very easily--but being
-overturned isn’t being rotten. What sort of man is he to look at?”
-
-“She’s got photographs,” said Lambone.
-
-“I’d like to see them,” he said, and was given a recent one of Mr.
-Preemby as laundryman. “Too much moustache by a long way,” he said.
-“Is there anything--with some at least of his face uncovered? There’s
-nothing here but his eyes.”
-
-“I thought you’d feel that,” said Lambone. “There’s one of Mr. Preemby
-as a young man, taken soon after his wedding with Mrs. Preemby. Have
-you got it, Christina Alberta?... Here we are.... That’s Mrs. Preemby
-in the chair. The moustache--in bulk--has yet to come.”
-
-“He married young?” Devizes asked Christina Alberta.
-
-“He must have done,” she said. “I don’t know his exact age. My mother
-never told me.”
-
-Devizes scrutinized the photograph. “Queer,” he said, and seemed to be
-searching his memory. “Something familiar. I’ve met people like this.
-
-“They were both London people, I suppose,” he said, looking hard at
-Christina Alberta.
-
-“Woodford Wells,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“My father was born at Sheringham,” she added as an afterthought.
-
-“Sheringham. That’s queer.” With a manifestly deepened interest he
-looked at the couple posed against one of those rustic backgrounds
-dear to Victorian photographers. “Chrissy,” he repeated to himself.
-“Chrissy. Christina Alberta. It _can’t_ be.”
-
-For some moments Dr. Devizes ceased to attend to his consultants and
-they remained intently observing him. He tried to fix his attention on
-the young man’s face in the picture, but it was the young woman who sat
-on the rustic style that absorbed his interest. Amazing how completely
-he had forgotten her face, and how she came back now incredibly unlike
-and yet like his memory of her. He remembered the glasses and the neck
-and shoulders. And a sort of stiff defiance. “When were your mother and
-father married?” he asked. “How long ago?”
-
-“Eighteen ninety-nine,” she answered.
-
-“And then you were born straight away?” He asked the question with an
-affectation of ease.
-
-“There was a decent interval,” said Christina Alberta with a clumsy
-levity. “I was born in nineteen hundred.”
-
-“A little, fair, blue-eyed chap with rather an absent-minded manner.
-I seem to see him,” Devizes said, and resumed his examination of
-the photograph. Nobody spoke for the better part of a minute. “Good
-Lord!” whispered Lambone to himself. Devizes drank a cup of tea
-absent-mindedly. “Extraordinary,” he ejaculated. “I never dreamt of it.”
-
-“What is?”
-
-His answer went off at a tangent. “Christina Alberta’s resemblance
-to my mother. It’s amazing. It’s been worrying me ever since I came
-into the room. It’s been distracting my attention. I’ve got a little
-picture....”
-
-He jumped up and went out of the room. Christina Alberta, puzzled,
-excited, turned instantly on Lambone. “He knew my father and mother,”
-she said.
-
-“Apparently,” said Lambone with something defensive in his voice.
-
-“_Apparently!_” she echoed. “But--he _knew_ them! He _knew_ them well.
-And--_What’s he thinking of?_”
-
-Devizes reappeared holding out a small gold-framed picture. “Look at
-that!” he said and handed it to Paul Lambone. “It might be Christina
-Alberta. Don’t you see how like it is? Allowing for that preposterous
-hair piled upon her head and the way her dress goes up round her neck.”
-
-He handed the picture to Christina Alberta and looked at Lambone in
-amazed interrogation.
-
-“It might be me in fancy dress,” Christina Alberta agreed, with the
-picture in her hands. There came a long pause. She looked up and
-saw the expression of his face. Her mind gave a fantastic leap, so
-fantastic that it instantly leapt back to the point of departure. It
-was like a flash of lightning in a night as dark as pitch. She made a
-great effort to pull the conversation together, to behave as though
-her mind had never leapt at all. “But what has all this to do with my
-Daddy’s case?” she asked.
-
-“Nothing directly. Your resemblance to my mother is a pure coincidence.
-Pure. But it’s a curious coincidence! Just for the moment it pulled
-my attention aside. Forgive me. I’ve a belief that where there’s
-resemblance of this sort there’s a blood relationship. I suppose your
-mother’s people--what did you say they were called--Hoskin?”
-
-“Did I say? I don’t remember. I _didn’t_ say. I didn’t. Her name was
-Hossett.”
-
-“Ah, yes!--Hossett. I suppose that two or three generations back the
-Hossetts and Devizes intermarried. And there we are! Cousins--at we
-don’t know what remove. But types go under in a family and then bob up
-again. It sort of links us, Christina Alberta, doesn’t it? It gives me
-a special interest. I don’t feel now that you’re just any old patient.
-Or, rather, just Paul’s friend. I feel linked. Well--That’s that.
-Let’s come back to your father. Who married your mother just when they
-were starting the old South African war. He’s always been a dreamy,
-unobservant type. As we were saying. Even from the beginning....”
-
-He stopped short.
-
-“Always,” said Christina Alberta, after a long pause.
-
-“We’ve been into all that,” said Devizes and paused, and was for a
-minute entirely at a loss for words. “Yes,” he said at last.
-
-Her heart was beating fast and there was a flush of excitement on her
-cheeks. Her quick wits had filled in all the gaps. She understood
-now--and then again it vanished. She would have liked to have gone
-away and thought it all over at once. But that wouldn’t do. She must
-disregard the questions that surged up within her. Her mind went
-forward like an obstinate traveller caught in a whirlwind. Her mother
-for example. She was trying to recall something about her mother that
-had long been stifled in her mind. “Went away and left me to it,”
-was it? “Went off and left me to it?” Her mother lying in bed and
-wandering. Who had left her to what? That standing perplexity. That
-suspicion. That dream. But attend to him now, Christina Alberta; attend
-to him! She was observing him with all her being, and yet she seemed
-deaf to what he said.
-
-He was saying that now that he agreed with them that Preemby was
-sane, he could see his way to the real business before them. It was
-the old, old story of making lunatics out of sane people which they
-encountered in Preemby’s case. It was the old, old story of making
-lunatics out of sane people which they encountered in Preemby’s case.
-(He repeated his sentence word for word without apparently realizing
-he had said it twice.) All exceptional people were in danger of being
-misunderstood, but such a type as Preemby, original and yet incapable
-of abstract expression or philosophical method, which sought fantastic
-expression for its feelings and impulses, was particularly liable to
-give offence, awaken suspicion and dread and hostility. It was just
-these borderland cases he was always trying to save from asylums, and
-just such cases that were always going there. And they were the last
-people to bring into contact with real insanity. “To go back to my
-metaphor, the basketful of fruit isn’t rotten, is scarcely speckled
-with decay, but it is disordered and overturned. A mind is a delicate
-thing to knock about. It will rot very easily, and a mind like your
-father’s particularly will rot very easily under asylum conditions.
-After all this rigmarole I come to just the conclusion you’ve already
-reached, that we have to get Preemby out of Cummerdown Hill and away
-under restful conditions as soon as possible. When we’ll comb out his
-particular complex and get him into working relations with the world
-again. I’m quite sure we can do that somehow, make his incognito
-permanent, make him an Emperor in exile, restore his proper name,
-organize a common daily round for him and get him back more and more to
-be a chastened and released Preemby.”
-
-He paused.
-
-“That’s it,” said Lambone, roused from a profound contemplation of the
-two interesting faces before him.
-
-“It isn’t easy. Even to get at him isn’t easy. There will be delays.
-A careless magistrate and a silly doctor can make a lunatic in five
-minutes. It takes no end of time to unmake one.”
-
-“That’s what I want to set about doing,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Naturally,” said Devizes, “and I’m with you.”
-
-He explained one or two points in lunacy law, began sketching a scheme
-of operations, considered the people to whom she ought to write and the
-people to whom he ought to write, and how soon it would be possible
-to see Preemby, and give him a word of encouragement. Already Devizes
-had had several brushes with lunacy organization; he was considered
-a troublesome but dangerous man for a medical superintendent to be
-up against. That might arouse either hostile obstruction or the
-propitiatory spirit. They must go carefully.
-
-Lambone scarcely interrupted now at all. He had ceased to be acutely
-interested in Preemby, immured away there in Cummerdown. He was lost
-in admiration of the self-control his astonishing friends displayed.
-He tried to imagine what an undertow of strange excitement, of queer
-thoughts and confused emotions there must be beneath their highly
-intelligent discussion of the case of Mr. Preemby. They wasted very
-little attention upon the onlooker. Christina Alberta’s face was
-faintly flushed, and her eyes glowed; Devizes was rather less of a
-conversationalist than usual and rather more like a university tutor
-with an exceptionally interesting student.
-
-The subject was exhausted at last and the time came to depart. Devizes
-came to the door with them.
-
-“Don’t forget that I’m always round the corner, so to speak,” he said.
-“I’m in the telephone directory. And don’t forget, Christina Alberta,
-don’t forget I’m your long-lost cousin, very much at your service.”
-
-“I won’t forget that,” said Christina Alberta, meeting his eye.
-
-A little pause, and then rather stiffly they shook hands.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-“Am I mad?” said Christina Alberta as soon as she and Paul Lambone were
-in the street together. “Am I dreaming?”
-
-Lambone was clumsy. “Mad? Dreaming? How?”
-
-“Oh! don’t pretend not to understand. That he’s my real father? Don’t
-pretend! or, please don’t pretend! Is he or is he not?”
-
-Lambone did not reply for a moment. “You flash at things--like a
-lizard. How could it have happened?”
-
-“Then you _did_ think?”
-
-“My dear Christina Alberta, he didn’t know you existed until he set
-eyes on you. I’m sure of that.”
-
-“But then. Wasn’t it plain? He _knew them both_!”
-
-“Devizes,” said Lambone, “is ten years younger than I am. He’s barely
-forty. He must have been--not more than eighteen. Nineteen at most.
-It’s a little difficult.”
-
-“That makes it easier. You never knew mother. If they were both
-young----”
-
-“It’s just possible,” said Lambone, “there is some other explanation.”
-
-“But what?”
-
-“Can’t imagine. I suppose he was at Sheringham--perhaps for a
-holiday--and met her. But----”
-
-“It must have been something casual, a kind of accident. Mother used to
-have flashes.... I never quite understood her. She used to suppress me,
-and perhaps she was suppressing herself.... And at the end--she said
-something. Someone had left her to it.... Do you know--at times--I’ve
-had fancies--suspicions! It seemed as though she guessed that I was
-guessing. Now I know--I _was_. It’s incredible. And yet it explains a
-hundred things.”
-
-“He certainly never knew of you. He’s--amazed.”
-
-“And what’s going to happen next?”
-
-“Legally you’re Preemby’s daughter. Nothing can alter that. All the
-resemblances and coincidences in the world won’t alter that.”
-
-“And all the law in the world won’t alter the facts. And----”
-
-She turned on Lambone with a flushed face. “Do you realize what it
-means to think you are the daughter of a certified lunatic? And then
-find you are not? All last night I was awake with that unendurable
-thought.”
-
-“All night--at your age!”
-
-“It seemed all night. Last night--I _tried_ to imagine that something
-of this sort had happened. Tried--and couldn’t. Tried to bring back all
-those old fancies. And here it is! I might have known. I did know and
-wouldn’t know.
-
-“Tell me about this real father of mine. I don’t know a thing about
-him. Is he a good man? Is he a bad man? Has he a wife?”
-
-“He adored his wife. And so did I. She was one of the loveliest and
-cleverest young women I’ve ever known. She was strong and jolly--and
-the beastly influenza and pneumonia got her. In a week. It cut him to
-ribbons. They’d had no children. They’d had only four years together.
-He’s attractive to women, but I don’t think there’ll be a second Mrs.
-Devizes for a long time. I can’t imagine it. Any other woman! Why! All
-that house--it’s full of her presence.”
-
-“Yes,” said Christina Alberta, and thought for a time.
-
-They were detached for a time in crossing Bond Street, and the pavement
-was too crowded and Piccadilly was too congested for them to talk again
-until they went in St. James’ Street.
-
-“Daddy,” said Christina Alberta, “seems ten thousand miles away. But
-when I’m over the amazement of this I expect I’ll get back to him all
-right. But just for a time--he must wait.”
-
-“You’ll come in for a bit?” said Lambone at the corner of Half Moon
-Street. “I could give you some dinner.”
-
-“No, thanks. I’ll walk all the way to Chelsea,” said Christina
-Alberta. “I want to think this out by myself. I want to get alone with
-this spinning head of mine and try to slow it down. My life’s gone
-topsy-turvy. Or it’s been topsy-turvy and it’s suddenly come right side
-up. I don’t know which. Oh!--I don’t know anything. I’ve got to begin
-all over again.”
-
-She shook hands and paused. Lambone waited, for manifestly she had
-something to say. She got it out at last.
-
-“Do you think--he liked me?”
-
-“He liked you all right, Christina Alberta. Don’t you worry about that.”
-
-
-§ 8
-
-It was a little more than two days before Christina Alberta, to use her
-own expression, “got back” to her lost Daddy.
-
-Those two days were full of an immense excitement. Devizes was the
-most wonderful fact in the world. She exploded into love for him. She
-had the most vivid impression of him, dark and tall, rather grave,
-watchful and amazingly understandable. Yet vivid as her impression
-was she doubted every detail of it, and wanted to go back to him and
-verify it all over again. It was their quality of mutual understanding
-that was at once the most delightful and the most incredible aspect
-of the whole affair. Their brains no doubt were unlike, as every
-two individual brains must be, yet their unlikeness was not a mere
-accumulation of accidental difference, but the unlikeness of two
-variations of one theme. She could feel his intentions beneath his
-words. Her mind had jumped with his realizations and there must be
-kinks and turns in her brain, kinks and turns that just made her
-difficult and queer for most people, which would find the completest
-parallels in his. She didn’t believe there was a thing in her thoughts
-and acts that she would be surprised at his knowing and comprehending.
-
-She had never before thought of parentage with any enthusiasm. She
-had viewed it rather in the spirit of Samuel Butler and Bernard Shaw,
-and conceived of parents generally in relation to their children
-as embarrassed hypocrites with an instinctive disposition towards
-restraint and suppression. She had made an exception of her own
-particular pair; Daddy had been a great friend anyhow, though mother
-for the most part had been a concentrated incarnate “Don’t.” But
-she had never realized there might be something rather intimately
-interesting in consanguinity. And then suddenly a door had opened, a
-man had come in and sat down and talked to her and discovered himself
-the nearest thing in life to her. And she to him. She wanted to go to
-him again; she wanted to see more of him, be with him. But he made no
-sign and she could think of no decent excuse for a call upon him. The
-very intensity of her desire made her unable to go to him easily. She
-wrote the various letters they had agreed she should write, and then
-decided to master mental science and lunacy generally. That and the
-case of her “Daddy” she perceived to be her formal link with Devizes.
-
-She set out for the Reading Room of the British Museum, for which she
-had a students’ ticket, and she tried to concentrate her mind upon
-the book she had requisitioned, instead of letting it wander off
-into the strangest reveries about this miraculously discovered blood
-relation. In the afternoon she rang up Lambone to be given tea, with
-the intention of learning everything that the wise man could tell her
-about Devizes and generally turning him over conversationally. But
-Lambone was out. The next day the craving for Devizes was overpowering.
-She rang him up.
-
-“May I have some tea?” she asked. “I’ve got nothing much to say, but I
-want to see you.”
-
-“Delighted,” said Devizes.
-
-When she got to him she found herself shy, and him as shy as herself.
-For a little while they made polite conversation; it might almost have
-been the conversation of two people at a formal call in a country town.
-He called her “Christina Alberta,” but she called him “Doctor Devizes,”
-and he asked her if she played or danced, and whether she had ever been
-abroad. She sat in an arm-chair and he stood over her on the hearthrug.
-It was clear that the only way to intimacy lay in a frank treatment
-of her Daddy. She felt that if this sort of talk went on for another
-minute she would have to scream or throw her tea-cup in the fire. So
-she plunged.
-
-“When did you first know my mother?”
-
-Devizes’ attitude stiffened, and he smiled faintly at her boldness. “I
-was a Cambridge undergraduate reading for the Natural Science Tripos,
-and I went down to Sheringham to read. We--we picked each other up on
-the beach. We made love--in a scared, furtive, desperate, ignorant sort
-of way. People were primitive in those days--compared with what they
-are now.”
-
-“Daddy wasn’t there.”
-
-“He came in afterwards.”
-
-Devizes considered for a moment. He decided that it wasn’t fair to
-oblige her to go on questioning him. “My father,” he said, “was a
-pretty considerable old bully. He was Sir George Devizes, the man
-who invented the Devizes biscuit and cured old Alphonso, and he
-was celebrated for being rude to his patients. He would smack their
-stomachs and tell them they ought to be scooped out. He helped make
-Unter Magenbad. He suspected me of being a bit of a soft, though as a
-matter of fact I wasn’t, and he generally had the effect of laying up
-for a quarrel with me. He kept me pretty short. He wasn’t particularly
-nice to my mother. He used to get at my mother through me. I didn’t
-dare to have a scrape of any sort. I was really afraid of him. If I saw
-a scrape blowing up my habit and disposition was to run away.”
-
-“I see.”
-
-Devizes considered the implications of that “I see.” “Not that I ran
-away from any definite scrape that I knew of at Sheringham,” he said
-very carefully.
-
-“What was my mother like in those days?”
-
-“A sort of subdued fierceness. A flushed warm face. She was pretty, you
-know, and very upright in her carriage. And she had a swift decision
-beneath her stiffness. Her wishes would suddenly crystallize out, and
-after that there was no bending her.”
-
-“I know.”
-
-“I suppose you do.”
-
-“She wore glasses then?”
-
-“Oh, yes.”
-
-“Was she fresh then? Was she happy?”
-
-“A little too fierce to be happy.”
-
-“Did you--ever--love her?”
-
-“It is a long time ago, Christina Alberta. There was--seaside
-love-making. Why do you cross-examine me like this?”
-
-“I want to know. Why”--Christina Alberta had a momentary terror at her
-own boldness--“Why didn’t you marry her?”
-
-Devizes made no pretence of surprise at the question. “There was no
-reason manifest why I should have married her. None at all. I can’t
-conceive what my father would have done if I had come back from
-Sheringham engaged to a chance acquaintance. And anyhow, why should I
-have done anything of the sort?”
-
-His eyes defied hers.
-
-“I left her my address,” he added. “She could have written to me. She
-never did.”
-
-“Did a letter go astray?” said Christina Alberta, and added hastily,
-“my imagination is running away with me.”
-
-She hesitated and trembled at the next words she had resolved to say,
-but she said them, with a forced offhandedness. “You see--I might have
-fancied you as a father?”
-
-It produced no catastrophe. He looked her in the face and then smiled.
-After that smile she felt that they understood each other completely,
-and it was very pleasant to think that. “Instead of which, you have to
-adopt me as a cousin,” he said deliberately. “Cousins it is, Christina
-Alberta. It’s the best we can do. We have to put our heads together and
-think of your Daddy. He’s our common concern. I’m interested in that
-little man. He’s defended himself against many things by those dreams
-of his. Very wilful dreams they may have been. Who knows? Necessary
-protective dreams.”
-
-Christina Alberta did not speak for a little time. She nodded. She was
-glad at their manifest understanding and yet she was disappointed,
-though she could not have told herself what else she had expected. This
-man a yard away was the nearest thing in the world to her, and always
-there might be this invisible barrier between them. They were linked by
-an invisible tie and they were separated by an unfathomable necessity.
-Never before in her life had she known what love could be; she wanted
-to be free to love him; she wanted him to love her.
-
-She realized that she was standing quite still, and that Devizes was
-standing just as still upon his hearthrug, watching her face. His
-mouth and eyes were quiet and serene, but she imagined he must be
-gripping his hands together behind him. She had to obey him. There was
-nothing for her to do but follow his lead.
-
-“Daddy’s our common concern,” she said. “I suppose I shall begin to
-hear from some of those people to-morrow.”
-
-
-§ 9
-
-Christina Alberta got back to her Daddy in a dream.
-
-It was a queer dream. She was going about the world with Devizes and
-they were locked together in such a way that she and he could never
-look at each other, but were always side by side. But also with
-the sublime incoherence of dreams they were at the same time great
-ebony images, and they sat stiffly side by side like a Pharaoh and
-his consort, and they looked over a great space; they were very big
-effigies indeed and their profiles were alike. All through the dream
-she thought of Devizes and herself as black. The space before them was
-sometimes a sandy desert and sometimes a grey cloudy expanse. Then
-suddenly something round and white came bounding into the midst of this
-arena and became a little man, a familiar little blue-eyed man, tied up
-into a ball with ropes and sorely maimed, who rolled about and panted
-and struggled to be free. Oh! but he struggled pitifully. Christina
-Alberta’s heart went out to him, and yet impelled by some tremendous
-force within her she rose and Devizes rose beside her and they marched
-stiffly forward. She could not help herself, she could not control the
-rigid movements of her hands and feet. They stepped high and forcibly.
-She was voiceless, she tried to cry out, “We shall trample upon him!
-We shall trample upon him!” but there was no more than a hoarse
-inarticulate sound of horror in her throat....
-
-They were upon him. She felt the body of her Daddy writhe under her.
-He was like a bladder. His soft, ineffectual body, with her feet upon
-him, bent and bulged about. She forgot there was anything else but
-her Daddy and herself. Why had she treated him like this? Devizes
-disappeared. Her Daddy was clinging to her knees and now a crowd of
-vile figures had appeared and sought to drag him away. “Save me,
-Christina Alberta,” he was pleading, though she heard no sound. “Save
-me. Save me! Every day they torture me.” But they dragged him away and
-she could not put out her arms to him. Because she was made of ebony
-and all of one piece with Devizes.
-
-Then some one, a bird or a Sphinx with the face and voice of Lambone,
-came into the dream. “Listen to your Daddy,” he said. “Do not despise
-him or simply pity him. He has much to teach you. The world will never
-learn anything until it will learn from ridiculous people. All people
-are ridiculous. I am. I am ridiculous. We learn in suffering what we
-teach in song.” She saw that her Daddy was now sheltering between the
-paws of the Sphinx, and that the evil men had vanished.
-
-She became intensely aware of a revealing absurdity in her dream. No
-previous incompatibility had shocked her at all, and she had never
-thought that she was dreaming up to this point. But now she became
-intensely oppressed by the idea that the Sphinx was an ancient Egyptian
-and classical figure, and that Sargon was a still more ancient
-Sumerian. The dream was going wrong. The periods, the cultures, were
-mixed. She conveyed this to Sphinx-Lambone, and he turned his head to
-answer her, and immediately the evil figures were back, and taking
-advantage of Lambone’s inattention, were dragging her Daddy away. She
-tried to call Lambone’s attention to that, but he said there would be
-plenty of time to recover her Daddy when the point about the Sphinx
-was settled. He wasn’t a Sphinx, he explained, but a Winged Bull. He
-never had been a Sphinx. Or why should he be wearing a long curly
-stone beard? She wanted to argue that it was a false beard and that
-he had only just put it on. And anyhow it was just like him to start
-an inopportune discussion. Meanwhile her Daddy was receding into
-wretchedness. She became aware of this rapidly and painfully. It was
-her Daddy still, but his body was different; it was not a human body
-any more, but a basket of fruit overturned. Unless she did something at
-once it would go rotten and be bad for ever.
-
-She tried to cry out words of comfort and reassurance to the poor
-tragic little figure before the dream came to an end--for now she knew
-surely that it was a dream. Of course he was suffering intolerably. Why
-had she not written to him or telegraphed to him? Surely they would
-give him a letter or a telegram! A profound self-detestation for her
-incompetence and negligence, and a great horror of pain and cruelty
-came upon her, and she awoke completely to black night and infinite
-dismay in her little hard bed in her stuffy little bedroom in Lonsdale
-Mews.
-
-
-§ 10
-
-But the impression of her Daddy, desolate and broken-hearted and in
-danger, remained with her, terribly vivid. It clung to her. She got up
-in the morning anxious and depressed by it.
-
-“I am not doing enough for him,” she said. “I am letting days slip
-by--and for him they must be days of despair.”
-
-“Sure th’ ’Sylums ’nt so ba-s-at,” said Fay. “Sure yr overrating it.”
-
-“But to live among lunatics and be classed as a lunatic!”
-
-“They’ve _bans_ play-them. Foxhill ’Sylum there’s _buful_ ban.
-’Ntainments nors-sorts treats,” said Fay.
-
-Christina Alberta refrained from bad language.
-
-“You getting ill ove’ all this,” said Fay. “You doing no good ’n Lun.
-Youffar be’r come dow’ Shore’m. The’s th’ouse spoilin’. In this las’
-bit of fine w’r.”
-
-For the October weather was holding out that year quite wonderfully,
-a succession of calm golden days, and the Crumbs had been offered the
-loan of a bungalow on the beach at Shoreham by a friend who had used it
-throughout the summer. They wanted to go down to it before the weather
-broke, but going down to it meant leaving Christina Alberta all alone
-in the studio, and they did not want to do that. But they meant to go
-to Shoreham. Christina Alberta, now that she had discovered Devizes,
-could not endure the thought of getting out of telephone range of
-him. London, she argued, was manifestly her proper centre. She could
-get down to Cummerdown Hill in an hour; she could keep in touch with
-everything. The Crumbs might go but she _must_ stay.
-
-Fay would not understand. She pestered.
-
-About eleven o’clock Christina Alberta went to the Post Office
-telephone booth and rang up Devizes.
-
-“Can’t something be done to hurry things up?” she asked. “I’ve got
-Daddy on my nerves. I can’t bear to think of him there day after day.
-I’ve been dreaming of him.”
-
-“Worrying is no good. We--I’ve got some bad news for you. So put all
-your controls on.”
-
-He paused. Christina Alberta, for all her love of Devizes, had to
-restrain her violent desire to snap, “Oh! what is it?”
-
-“Visiting day was yesterday. He had one visitor. I suppose that’s the
-agreeable relation you described--what was his name? Wiggles? Mr.
-Widgery. But your Daddy can’t be seen again by the outer world for a
-week. Not until next Tuesday.”
-
-“Oh, damn!” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Exactly. I’ll do what I can to arrange some sort of special access.
-I got on to the Medical Superintendent himself. But he’s queer. He’s
-evidently quite friendly and well disposed, but he fences about. He
-can’t say either Yes or No. Odd! I’m free to-day in the afternoon,
-but I’m tied up to-morrow. I was for going down to see _him_--the
-superintendent I mean, for a talk after lunch. ‘Better in a day or so,’
-he says. Hope there’s nothing wrong that he’s keeping back. Afterwards
-he promised me to ring me up later, and then abruptly he switched off.
-So hold yourself ready, there. What’s your telephone number?”
-
-“Haven’t got one. You must telegraph.”
-
-“Or I’ll chase round in a taxi and pick you up. Sorry to hold you up
-like this, Christina Alberta.”
-
-“I don’t mind anything so long as it’s getting towards Daddy.”
-
-“Right-o,” and the voice was cut off.
-
-The telegram came after an interval of two hours, two hours which
-had been devoted to a rambling dispute with Fay about the Shoreham
-difficulty. The message ran as follows: “_Has your father turned up he
-escaped at dawn this morning in slippers and dressing-gown and nothing
-seen of him since if not appeared meet me Victoria two-seven for
-Cummerdown telephone Gerrard 0247 if there._”
-
-
-§ 11
-
-But Mr. Preemby did not turn up anywhere. He just vanished.
-
-Christina Alberta, in a state of incredulous astonishment at this
-fresh disappearance, went down with Devizes to Cummerdown. They found
-a Medical Superintendent by no means so amazed as they were. Sargon
-had been missing at breakfast time; everything seemed to point to
-his just walking out of the Asylum. That sort of thing had happened
-before. It showed a certain sleepy negligence on the part of one or
-two attendants, and they would be reprimanded. But as for wonder, the
-Medical Superintendent refused to wonder. Lunatics often stray or
-escape, and unless they are dangerous the authorities made no great
-commotion about it. They kept it out of the newspapers as far as it was
-possible to do so.
-
-“This place isn’t Portland,” said the Medical Superintendent. “They get
-back all right. I give him a day. He’s probably coming back now. He may
-be hiding up a mile away. I’m chiefly anxious about his catching cold.
-Pneumonia is the standard death of a lunatic. But it’s wonderfully warm
-for the time of year. I’ve never known such an October.”
-
-He was much more desirous to talk to Devizes about lunacy reform,
-and convince him that he was a highly progressive and able Medical
-Superintendent than to discuss the special case of Mr. Preemby. “We
-do what we can,” he said, “but we’re fixed by the extreme economy we
-have to practise. Low-grade attendants and not enough even of them.
-The public indifference to lunatics is monstrous. Everybody--even the
-people with insane relations--wants to forget all about them.”
-
-“But how could Preemby have got out of the grounds?” asked Devizes.
-“Aren’t there walls all round?”
-
-“Like everything else about lunacy law, the back is not as good as
-the front,” said the superintendent. “But here we have got at least
-a complete wall of sorts all round. The original building used to be
-a private mansion with a walled park. For a time--in the eighteenth
-century--it was a boys’ school.”
-
-He showed them from his window over the roofs of a clump of
-outbuildings the limits of the garden and farm at the back, dropping
-towards a streamlet and defined by a roadside wall and old thorn and
-oak trees. “For my own part,” said the Medical Superintendent, “I admit
-the urgency of very drastic reforms.”
-
-“I wonder if Cousin Widgery can throw any light on this,” said Devizes.
-
-“Widgery?”
-
-“That was his visitor yesterday.”
-
-“_Was_ it?” said the Medical Superintendent, and reflected and went to
-his desk as if to look for a paper. “I thought it was a different sort
-of name--rather more like Goodchild. Perhaps I’ve mixed up the names.”
-
-“Mr. Sam Widgery,” said Christina Alberta, “would be the last person
-who’d want Daddy to get out. He probably came to make sure that he
-wouldn’t. He may have come just for the pleasure of gloating over him.
-Uncle Sam’s not a pretty soul. He may have wanted to make sure the wall
-went all the way round.”
-
-The Medical Superintendent forgot his doubt about the name and the
-paper and turned with a fresh idea to them. “You don’t think there was
-any animus? You don’t think he may have made for Mr. Widgery? Where
-does this Mr. Widgery live?”
-
-But neither Devizes nor Christina Alberta thought there was any great
-possibility of Mr. Preemby beating back to Woodford Wells.
-
-“He’s much more likely to go to Canterbury or Windsor or start straight
-off for Rome,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Or Mesopotamia--or the British Museum,” said Devizes.
-
-“Or _anywhere_!” said Christina Alberta with a note of despair.
-
-They returned to London completely baffled. Christina Alberta was
-for a visit to the Cummerdown Police Station and for a search in the
-villages round about, but Devizes explained that this might do more
-harm than good. Until now Christina Alberta had never heard of that one
-kindly weakness in the British lunacy laws, the release of the fourteen
-days freedom. If the lunatic can get away from the Asylum and remain
-at large for that period, he or she becomes legally sane again, and
-cannot be touched without a fresh examination and a new certificate. To
-set the whole countryside hunting for Preemby might merely lead to his
-recapture by the Asylum authorities. And whatever happened the mystery
-must not get into the papers.
-
-“But while we do nothing, he may be lying dead in some out-of-the-way
-ditch,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“If he’s dead he won’t mind a little delay in finding him,” said
-Devizes.
-
-No, the only thing was to wait at Lonsdale Mews against the chance of
-his returning thither. The Crumbs went off to Shoreham and Christina
-Alberta was left alone in the studio, but after one endless day of it
-Paul Lambone thought of a convenient agency called “Universal Aunts,”
-and a suitable lady was sent to relieve her from a continuous vigil.
-
-One, two, three days passed. There came no sign from Sargon, no news
-of any fresh calling of disciples or visits to the King. He had
-evaporated. A vision of a little crumpled-up body in a ditch replaced
-the tormented figure in the cell in the distressed imagination of
-Christina Alberta. But the mind refuses to go on with a painful fancy
-that leads to nothing, and Christina Alberta’s imagination presently
-ceased further dealings with her Daddy until fresh material came to
-hand. “He will turn up somewhere,” she repeated feebly, and became a
-great consumer of evening papers. “He will turn up somehow.” Her chief
-anxiety was that he should not turn up with too tremendous head-lines.
-She began to adjust herself like an early Christian for the Second
-Coming. The riddle of her Daddy’s disappearance became a habit of
-mind, became, as it were, a frame, a proscenium arch to her current
-activities. Beneath it she returned to the urgent and extraordinary
-problem of herself and her relationship to Devizes.
-
-
-§ 12
-
-It was manifest that he was almost as excited as she was at their
-mutual discovery. The possible proceedings of Sargon, fantastic as
-they might prove to be when they came to light, remained for him
-as for her a matter of urgent importance, but the thought of this
-strange relationship completely overshadowed it. Each had a reciprocal
-desire to get at the other, to discover what magic of sympathy and
-understanding might not be latent in their consanguinity.
-
-The evening after the Universal Aunt was installed he took Christina
-Alberta out to dine with him at a pleasant little Italian restaurant in
-the corner of Sloane Square, and afterwards he came back to the studio
-with her and talked until nearly one in the morning. He showed himself
-shyly anxious to find out her aims and purposes in life, and what she
-was doing and what might be done to let out her possibilities. He was
-evidently disposed to shoulder just as much parental responsibility as
-he could, subject to the preservation of appearances and a proper care
-for the self-respect of the vanished Sargon. She attracted him and he
-liked her. Her feelings for him were more tumultuous and abundant and
-indefinite. She didn’t particularly want help or support from him. The
-idea of being dependent upon him for anything repelled rather than
-attracted her, but she wanted to get hold of him, to please and satisfy
-him, to be better than he had expected and interesting in fresh ways.
-She wanted him to like her--to care for her more than mere liking. She
-wanted that anxiously and tremendously.
-
-She liked a sort of ease and confidence he had with waiters and cabmen
-and the common services of life. He seemed to know just what people
-would do and they seemed to know just what he would do; there was
-no tension in these matters, no nervous “h’rrmping.” These common
-attributes of habitual prosperity were so little in her experience
-that they seemed a distinction of his; and they threw a flavour of
-knowing what he was about, and being serenely in control over most of
-the conversation, when indeed he was as curious and experimental and
-emotionally stirred almost as she was. The eyes that met hers when she
-talked were steady, friendly, interested, intimate eyes, and her heart
-went out to them.
-
-Over the dinner he talked at first about music. He had had no music
-in his education, and now he was discovering it. A friend of his had
-been taking him to concerts, and he had got a pianola, “so as to spell
-it out at home first.” But Christina Alberta’s education had missed
-out music too, and she hadn’t as yet discovered it. So that topic died
-out presently. He tried her about pictures, but there again she wasn’t
-particularly interested. They had a little silence.
-
-He looked across at her and smiled.
-
-“I’d like to ask you all sorts of questions, Christina Alberta, if I
-dared,” he said.
-
-She blushed--absurdly. “Any questions you like,” she said.
-
-“Immense questions,” he said. “For example--generally--what do you
-think you are up to?”
-
-She understood what he meant at once. But she was so unprepared with an
-answer that she became evasive.
-
-“Up to!” she said, playing for time. “I suppose I’m looking for my lost
-Daddy.”
-
-“But what are you up to generally? What are you doing with your life?
-Where are you going?”
-
-“I’m at sea,” she said at last. “Lots of my generation are, I think.
-The girls especially. You are older than I am; I’m only beginning.
-I don’t want to seem cheeky, but aren’t you better able to say what
-_you_ are up to? Suppose--” Her slightly scared gravity broke into an
-impudent smile that Devizes found very congenial--“suppose you play
-first?”
-
-He considered that. “Perfectly fair,” he said. “I will. Have another
-olive. I’m glad you like olives. I do too. Nobody’s called me to
-account for a long time. What _is_ my game? It’s a fair question.”
-
-But not an easy one evidently.
-
-“I suppose one ought to begin right back at one’s philosophy,” he said.
-“A long story. But I started the idea.”
-
-Christina Alberta was greatly elated at her successful repulse of his
-projected cross-examination. Instead of making a display herself she
-could watch him. She watched him over the flowers on the table and had
-to be nudged by the waiter when he brought the pheasant to her elbow.
-“How _should_ one begin?” he plunged. She had heard of Pragmatism? Yes.
-She was probably better read in that sort of thing than he was. He was,
-he considered, a sort of Pragmatist. Most modern-minded, intelligent
-people he held were Pragmatists as he understood it. Pragmatist? As he
-understood it? He met her eye and explained. In this sense he meant it;
-we, none of us, had a clear vision of reality; nobody perhaps would
-ever do more than approach reality. What we perceived was just that
-much of reality that got through to us, through our very defective
-powers of interpretation. “They’ve done this pheasant _en casserole_
-very well,” he broke off. “Three minutes’ truce we ought to give it. Do
-you find I’m talking comprehensibly? I doubt it.”
-
-“I’m hanging on,” said Christina Alberta....
-
-“Perhaps I’m beginning rather too far off.”
-
-Pheasant....
-
-“To come back to my confession of faith,” he said presently.... “Mind
-you, Christina Alberta, you’ve got to say your bit afterwards.”
-
-“It won’t be as definite as yours,” she said. “Some of yours I shall
-steal. But go on--telling me.”
-
-“Well, keep hold, Christina Alberta. I feel I’m going to be at once
-hesitating and condensed. And I’m not sure of what you know or don’t
-know. If I say I’m an Agnostic about the nature of the universe, and
-how it began and where it ends, does that convey anything to you?”
-
-“Just what I think,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Well.” He started afresh and got into parenthetical difficulties. The
-Pêche Melba came to interrupt and permit a fresh start. He unfolded a
-psychologist’s vision of the world for her inspection, a curious and
-yet attractive vision to her. He expressed himself in terms of mind and
-understanding. She was used to hearing everything expressed in terms of
-labour and material necessity. Life, he said, was one continuous thing,
-all life was connected. He tried to illustrate that. The conscious
-life of most lower animals was intensely individual, a lizard, for
-example, was just itself, just its instincts and appetites; it received
-no teaching and no tradition, it handed on nothing to its kind. But
-the higher animals were taught when they were young, learnt and taught
-others and communicated with each other. Men far more than any animal.
-He had developed picture-writing, speech, oral tradition, scientific
-record. There was now a common mind of the race, a great growing body
-of knowledge and interpretations.
-
-“People like ourselves are just cross-sections of that flow.
-Individually we receive it, react to it, change it a little, and pass
-away. We are just passing phases of that increasing mind--which may be
-for all we can certainly say, an immortal mind. Does this sound like
-Greek--or nonsense to you?”
-
-“No,” she said, “I think I get the drift of it.” She looked at his
-intent face. He wasn’t in the least talking down to her; he was simply
-trying to express himself as well as he possibly could to her. He was
-treating her like an equal. Like an equal!
-
-That was his general philosophy. He was coming to the question of
-himself now, he said. He became very earnest over the coffee cups
-and ash tray on the swept tablecloth. He spread elucidatory hands
-before her. He was conscientiously explicit. He saw in himself two
-phases, or rather two levels of existence. Roughly speaking, two.
-They had links and intermediate stages of course, but they could be
-ignored when one just wanted to express the idea. First of all, he was
-the old instinctive individual, fearful, greedy, lustful, jealous,
-self-assertive. That was the primary self. He had to attend to that
-primary self because it carried all the rest of him, as a rider
-must see that his horse gets oats. Deeper lay social instincts and
-dispositions arising out of family life. That was the second self, the
-social self. Man, he threw out, is a creature that has become more
-and more consciously social in the last two or three hundred thousand
-years. He has been lengthening his life, keeping his children with him
-longer and longer, enlarging his community from family herds into clans
-and tribes and nations. The deep-lying continuity of life was becoming
-more apparent and finding more and more definite expression with this
-socialization of man. To educate anyone in the proper sense of the word
-was to make him more and more aware of this continuity. The importance
-of the passionate feverish self was then reduced. True education was
-self-subordination to a greater life, to the social self. The natural
-instincts and limitations of the primary self were in conflict with
-this wider underflow; education, _good_ education, tended to correct
-them.
-
-“Here am I,” said Devizes, “as we all are, a creature in a state of
-internal conflict, quicker, fiercer mortal instincts at issue with a
-deeper, calmer, less brightly lit, but finally stronger drive towards
-immortal purposes. And I am--how shall I put it?--I personally am, to
-the best of my ability, on the side of the deeper things. My aptitudes
-and temperament and opportunities have brought me to psychology--as a
-profession. I work to add to the accumulation of human knowledge and
-understanding about the mind. I work for illumination. My particular
-work is to study and cure troubled and tangled minds. I try to
-straighten them out and simplify them and illuminate them. And above
-all I try to learn from them. I seek the mental or physical cause
-of their distresses. I try to set down as clearly and accessibly as
-possible, all I observe and learn. That’s my job. That’s my aim. It
-gives me a general direction for my life. All the stuff of my mere
-individual existence I try to subordinate to that end. Not always. My
-monkey individual gets loose at times and gibbers on the roof. And at
-other times it’s rather good company as a relief from overwork. Vanity
-and self-indulgence have their uses. But never mind the monkey now. I
-do not want to be a brilliant person; I want to be a vital part. That’s
-my essential creed. I want to be the sort of wheel in the machinery
-they call a mental expert. As good a wheel as I can be. That’s what I’m
-up to in general terms, Christina Alberta. That’s what I think I am.”
-
-“Yes,” said Christina Alberta, reflecting profoundly. “Of course I
-can’t produce a statement like that. You’ve got your system--complete.”
-
-“And finished,” said Devizes. “You’ve got to tell your story in your
-own way. At your age--you ought to be with loose ends to all your
-convictions.”
-
-“I wonder if I can tell you any story.”
-
-“You’ve got to try your best now. It’s only fair play.”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-There was a little silence.
-
-“It’s wonderful to talk to you like this,” said Christina Alberta.
-“It’s wonderful to talk to anyone like this.”
-
-“I feel that you and I--have to understand each other.”
-
-She met his grave eyes for a moment. There was a wave of emotion within
-her. She could not speak. She reached out her hand to touch his, and
-for a moment their hands were together.
-
-
-§ 13
-
-Christina Alberta only got to her confession of faith in the studio
-after they had returned thither and relieved the Universal Aunt. Even
-then they didn’t settle down to the business all at once. Devizes
-walked about and looked for drawings by Harold; he deduced Harold from
-his drawings to a quite remarkable extent, Christina Alberta thought.
-He was curious about Fay. “What’s Mrs. Crumb like?” he asked. “Show me
-something of hers, something that seems to give her.”
-
-It pleased Christina Alberta very much to think that he was shy with
-her. She felt that this was a recognition of her equality. He was
-respecting her and she was very eager that she should be respected by
-him.
-
-He got to an anchorage at last in the gaily painted seat by the
-gas-fire; and Christina Alberta, after flitting about the room for
-a time, came and stood before it, shapely legs wide apart and hands
-behind her back in an attitude that would have shocked all her feminine
-ancestors for many generations. But it did not shock Devizes; he found
-her more and more interesting to watch, and he sat at his ease and
-regarded her with a lively admiration. Most of us get used to our
-daughters so gradually; they grow up and we carry the wonder of them
-as Milo carried his ox; it isn’t common for a man to get an unexpected
-daughter abruptly at the age of twenty-one.
-
-She said she hadn’t much in the way of metaphysics; she was a
-Materialist.
-
-“No prayers at mother’s knee? Religion of Mother and Daddy? School
-prayers and teaching? Church or chapel?”
-
-“It all washed out and faded out, I think, as they laid it on.”
-
-“No fear of hell? Most of my generation went through the fear of hell.”
-
-“Not a trace of it,” said the New Age.
-
-“But--a desire for God in the night?”
-
-Christina Alberta paused for a little while. “I have that,” she said.
-“It comes--sometimes. I don’t know whether it’s very important or not
-important at all.”
-
-“It’s part,” said Devizes slowly, “of something that has to do with
-wanting to be more than a miserable worm--and disliking meanness--and
-so forth.”
-
-“Yes. Do you know more about it?”
-
-Rather oddly he didn’t answer that. “And how do you see yourself in
-relation to mankind--and the animals--and the stars? What sense of
-obligation have you? What do you think the road is along which you have
-to go?”
-
-“H’m,” said Christina Alberta. She considered she was a Communist, she
-said, though she didn’t belong to the Party. But she knew some other
-young people who did. She produced some of the phrases of the movement,
-“the materialist conception of history” and so forth. He said he failed
-to understand and asked rather irritating questions; she thought
-controversially. She didn’t realize at first how widely apart was their
-phraseology. As they talked this became apparent. He seemed to have
-nothing too good to say for the Communist idea, for wasn’t it just his
-own idea of being a part of a greater being of life? but he seemed to
-have nothing too bad for practical Communism. Marxist Communism he
-said wasn’t a constructive movement at all; it was merely a solvent.
-It had no idea, no plan. Christina Alberta was put on the defensive.
-“Enthusiasm for an ideal Communist state isn’t nearly so important as
-the question of immediate Communist tactics in a decaying society,” she
-recited, in an almost official tone. That was how her young friends in
-the Party talked. But when she talked like this to him it didn’t seem
-so effective. He wouldn’t leave her phrases alone. He wanted to know
-what she meant by decay in a society, whether there had ever been a
-society not actively in decay and not also actively in growth, what
-good tactics were except in relation to general strategy and whether
-there could be any strategy without a clear war-end. She countered more
-vigorously than effectively and their manner became controversial.
-
-He pressed the difference in their opinions. Communism for him meant a
-new spirit, a spirit of science reorganizing the world upon scientific
-collective lines, but the whole temper of party communism was
-contemporary. It was saturated with the feelings and ideas of existing
-social classes, with the natural resentment of the dispossessed. It
-had the angry dogmatism of desperate people not sure of their grip.
-It needed more of the passion of creative self-forgetfulness. Many
-Communists, he said, were simply reversed capitalists, egotists without
-capital; they wanted revenge and expropriation, and when they were
-through with that they would be left with nothing but social ruins
-and everything to begin all over again. And they were suspicious and
-intolerant because of their want of internal assurance. They distrusted
-their best friends, their proper leaders, scientific men like Keynes
-and Soddy.
-
-“Keynes a Communist!” cried Christina Alberta in derision. “He doesn’t
-accept the first scientific fact of the class war.”
-
-“It isn’t much of a fact--certainly not a First Scientific Fact,” he
-replied. “Keynes builds up slowly a conception of a scientifically
-organized exchange system. Most of your friends in Russia don’t seem
-capable even of realizing that such a thing is necessary.”
-
-“But they do!”
-
-“Have they shown it?”
-
-“What do _you_ know of the Russian Bolsheviks?”
-
-“What do _you_? You just look at the labels on people. Nothing genuine
-without the red label--and everything genuine with.”
-
-She said he saw things from his “bourgeois” standpoint, and he laughed
-cheerfully at her social classifications; there was no bourgeoisie
-in England, he said; she attempted some of the stock cynicisms and
-sarcasms of the movement but with an unusual lack of conviction. It
-was easy for him to criticize, she said, living as he did on invested
-capital.
-
-“It would make it easier,” he smiled. “But really I live on my fees.”
-
-“You have invested capital.”
-
-“Some. I don’t live on it.”
-
-They had exhausted the dispute for a time. After all she reflected she
-hadn’t put up such a bad fight, considering her age and standing. The
-momentary glow of controversial exasperation faded again. They drifted
-to the more immediate question in which they were interested, the
-question of what she was to do with her life.
-
-
-§ 14
-
-“We progress, Christina Alberta,” said Devizes, “but it’s still
-generally the rule that a woman’s life is determined very largely by
-the character and occupations of--the leading man in the play. Have you
-by any chance been in love yet?”
-
-She wanted to tell him all the truth about herself, but some things are
-untellable. She hesitated and blushed hotly. “Nowadays,” she said, and
-stopped. “I’ve some imagination. I’ve run about London. I’ve perhaps
-imagined things----”
-
-His eyes were very searching for a moment but none the less kindly.
-
-“I’ve been in love--in a kind of way,” she admitted.
-
-He nodded with a dreadful effect of complete comprehension.
-
-“I don’t want to run my life in relation to any man,” she extended.
-
-“Clever girls never do. Any more than clever young men want to spend
-their lives adoring a goddess.”
-
-“In any case I don’t see myself becoming a child-producing
-housekeeper,” she said.
-
-“Even if you married. No. I doubt whether you are that type. But if you
-are going to reject that easy way--and it _is_ an easy way, in spite of
-what people say--if you are going to be a citizen on your own as a man
-is, then you’ve got to do a man’s work, Christina Alberta. There’s to
-be none of the Pretty Fanny business you know.”
-
-“Well, _am_ I?” asked Christina Alberta.
-
-“No, I don’t think you are. And in that case, I guess you want some
-more education. You’re clever, but you’re a bit patchy.”
-
-“I’m good enough to get a job. And then learn.”
-
-“Learn,” he said. “That’s enough to take you all your time. I’d rather
-we agreed it’s got to be a student for two or three years more. You
-need have no anxiety about ways and means. You and I are of the same
-Clan--a clan of two practically--and I am the head. I’ll see you
-through just as though you were a son. And now, what sort of work is it
-to be? Law? Medicine? a general education for journalism or affairs?
-Doors open to women now--fresh doors every day.”
-
-To that Christina Alberta could speak a little more fully. She had been
-thinking out some of these things. She wanted to know about life and
-the world as a whole. Could she have a good year at physical science,
-biology and geology chiefly and anthropology? Would that be possible?
-And then if she was any good at medical work, another year at mental
-science or politics and public health? “It sounds ambitious I know,”
-she said.
-
-“Ambitious! It’s an encyclopædia in a year.”
-
-“But I want to know about all these things.”
-
-“Naturally.”
-
-“Could I have longer than that?”
-
-“You’d have to have longer than that.”
-
-“It seems to be asking for so much.”
-
-“It wouldn’t be if you were in trousers. We’ve agreed to unsex you to
-that extent. Why shouldn’t you be ambitious?”
-
-“You think I might do work--scientific work--at last--as you do?”
-
-“Why not?”
-
-“A girl?”
-
-“You’re the sort of stuff I am, Christina Alberta.”
-
-“Do you think--some day--I might even come to work--to work with you?”
-
-“Kindred minds may follow kindred courses,” he said, with the
-completest recognition of their relationship “Why not?”
-
-She stood and looked at him with a dark excitement in her eyes and he
-had a momentary intimation of all that he might be to her. Gallant she
-was and fine and ambitious; a wonderful life to come out of nothingness
-into his own. And she meant this relationship to grow, as well it might
-grow, into something very great and deep for both of them.
-
-He went off at a tangent to talk of the contrast of men and women
-students and of men and women as workers. “You’ll never run parallel
-with men, you free women, so don’t expect it. You’ve got to work out
-a way that is similar perhaps but different. Different down to the
-roots.” He argued that probably the whole fabric of a man had its
-qualities that a woman’s did not possess and vice versa, down even to
-a muscular fibre or a nerve tendril. A time might come when we should
-be able to put a drop of blood or a scrap of skin under the microscope
-or apply some subtle reagent to it and tell its sex. “A man resists,”
-he said. “A man is intractable. He has greater inertia, physical and
-mental. That keeps him to his course. Men compared with women are
-steadier and stupider. Women compared with men are quicker and sillier.
-Bludgeons and bodkins.”
-
-He talked of his student days when women medical students were still
-rather novel intrusions, and from that he passed to his father’s
-prejudices, to his father’s treatment of his mother and his boyish
-days. Presently they were exchanging experiences of childish delusions
-and fancies. She forgot how much older and more experienced he was in
-the ease of his talk. He told her about himself because he recognized
-her right to know about him; he listened with a friendly eagerness
-to all she chose to tell him of her Daddy and herself and about
-her impressions and her few adventures in encounter as a suburban
-student in London. They shared their delight in Paul Lambone’s kindly
-absurdity. Presently it occurred to her to offer him drink. The Crumbs
-had left a bottle of beer and a syphon. But Devizes asked her to make
-tea and helped her with the kettle. Meanwhile the mutual exploration
-went on. Their friendliness grew richer and deeper as they talked. She
-had never before met so intimate and delightful a curiosity as his. She
-had had friends before but no such friendliness; she had had a lover
-but never such intimacy.
-
-It was one o’clock before he went away.
-
-The talk had ebbed. He sat thoughtful for a moment.
-
-“I must go,” he said, and stood up. They faced each other, a little at
-a loss for parting words.
-
-“It’s been wonderful to talk to you,” she said.
-
-“It’s a great thing to have discovered you.”
-
-Another pause. “It’s a great thing for me,” she said lamely.
-
-“We’ll talk--many times,” he said.
-
-He wanted to call her “my dear,” and an absurd shyness prevented him.
-And she was aware of that suppression.
-
-She stood up straight before him in the passage with a flush on her
-cheeks and her eyes alight, and he wondered he had not thought her
-beautiful from the beginning. “Good-bye for the time,” he said, and
-smiled at her gravely and took and held her hand for a moment.
-
-“Good night,” she said, and hesitated and then opened the green door
-for him and stood and watched him go up the Mews.
-
-At the top he turned and waved his hand to her before he disappeared.
-“Good night,” she whispered and started, and looked about her as if she
-feared that her unspoken thoughts had been audible.
-
-Father. Her father!
-
-So real fathers leave one aglow like this!
-
-He had left her tense as a violin string on which the bow rests
-motionless. Now Daddy, who wasn’t her father, she would just have
-hugged and kissed.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE SECOND
-
-_How Bobby Stole a Lunatic_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-A man may be a mental expert and yet fail to take the most obvious
-hints in a detective investigation. The medical superintendent at
-Cummerdown Hill had doubted for a moment whether Widgery was the name
-of Sargon’s visitor. He had thought it was more like Goodchild. But
-since there was no known Goodchild in the world of Christina Alberta,
-neither she nor Devizes had troubled to scrutinize this momentary
-uncertainty. Nor had she and Devizes asked themselves why Widgery
-should have made a second visit to his cousin. Indeed, he had not done
-so. It was a much younger man who had visited Sargon that Tuesday; he
-had falsely represented himself as Sargon’s nephew and given the name
-of “Robin Goodchild.” His real name was Robert Roothing, and he had
-come for the sole purpose of getting Sargon out of the asylum as soon
-as possible, because he could not endure the thought of his staying
-there.
-
-Circumstances had conspired with a natural predisposition to give Bobby
-a great horror of all restraint. His mother, a gentle dark creature,
-the wife of a large blond negligent landowner, had died when Bobby was
-twelve; and he had been entrusted to the care of a harsh, old-fashioned
-aunt--to whom the cupboard seemed a proper place for discipline. When
-she discovered that he was really distressed by it, she sought to break
-his “cowardice” by giving him quite liberal doses of it--even when
-he had committed no offence. He went to a school where discipline
-was maintained by “keeping-in.” The war eliminated his father, who
-died suddenly of over-excitement while in command of an anti-aircraft
-gun during an air-raid, and it led Bobby through some tiresome
-campaigning in Mesopotamia and the beleaguerment of Kut to an extremely
-unsympathetic Turkish prison. In any case he would probably have been
-a free-going easy creature, but now he had so passionate a hatred of
-cages that he wanted to release even canaries. He disliked the iron
-fences round the public parks and squares with a propagandist passion,
-he wrote articles about them in _Wilkins’ Weekly_ and elsewhere
-clamouring for their “liberation,” and he never went by train if he
-could help it because of the claustrophobia that assailed him in the
-compartment. He would ride a push-bike except for long distances, and
-then he would borrow Billy’s motor bicycle. He did his best to prevent
-his craving for the large and open from becoming too conspicuous or a
-nuisance to other people, but Tessy and Billy understood about it and
-did their best to make things easy for him.
-
-It was not only claustrophobia that Bobby had to fight against. He
-carried on a secret internal conflict with a disinclination to act
-upon most occasions, that he believed had developed in him as a result
-of war experiences. Sometimes it seemed to him to be just indolence,
-sometimes fastidiousness, sometimes sheer funk and cowardice. He
-could not tell. He had a rankling memory of a case of cruelty he had
-witnessed in the prisoners’ camp when he had stood by and done nothing.
-He would wake up sometimes at three o’clock in the morning and say
-to himself aloud, “I stood by and I did nothing. Oh God! Oh _God_!
-Oh GOD!” And at times he would walk up and down his study repeating:
-“_Act!_ You vegetable! you hiding cur! Out and act!” Meanwhile he
-obeyed routines and did whatever came to his hand. As “Aunt Suzannah”
-he was excellent, indefatigably considerate, lucid, really helpful.
-_Wilkins’ Weekly_ was proud of him. He was the backbone of the paper.
-
-And now this affair of Sargon’s had twisted him up very badly between
-his desire to free the little man, who had taken an extraordinary hold
-upon his imagination and sympathy, and his sense of the immense forces
-against which he would have to pit himself if he tried to give him any
-help. It was only after a considerable struggle with himself that he
-had called at the police station and the Gifford Street Workhouse. He
-was afraid of awkward questions, afraid above all of being “detained.”
-The workhouse was a detestable place with high walls and a paved court
-and a general effect of sinister seclusion from the grubby street
-outside. For the best part of a day after his Gifford Street visit he
-hesitated whether he should do anything more.
-
-“Bobby’s got a grouch,” Susan told Tessy. “He’s stoopid. Just sits and
-says ’E ’as to fink sumpfink over. What’s he fink fings over for? Said
-I was to come downstairs again, there was a good girl.... Meant it....
-Said so.... Puss’d me ’way.... I do-o-n’t fink I lo-o-o-ove Bobby
-’nymore.”
-
-Great distress. A storm of tears. Tessy was deeply sympathetic.
-
-But after tea Bobby was brighter and drew Susan her “Good night
-picture” and came down and sat on her bed and talked her to sleep the
-same as usual, and Tessy perceived that the worst of Bobby’s trouble
-was over.
-
-At supper Bobby unfolded his plans.
-
-“I mean to go to Cummerdown Hill to-morrow,” he said compactly.
-
-“To see Sargon?” said Tessy understandingly.
-
-“If I can. But it won’t be visiting day. That’s Tuesday. I want to look
-round.”
-
-Billy raised his eyebrows and helped himself to butter.
-
-“But--” said Tessy, and stopped short.
-
-“Yes?” said Bobby.
-
-“You won’t be able to see him. You don’t know the name he’s under.”
-
-“They’ll call him Mr. Sargon,” said Billy.
-
-“His name’s Preemby. He’s a laundryman. They told me at the workhouse.
-His people _want him to be there_!”
-
-“I can’t stand the thought of it,” said Bobby after a brief silence.
-
-“Don’t follow,” said Billy.
-
-“That nice little thing being made into a lunatic. Like a little
-blue-eyed bird he was. High walls. Great louting warders. Sargon, King
-of Kings.... I’ve got to do something about it or I shall burst.”
-
-He looked at once weak and desperate. Tessy reflected. “You’d better
-go,” she said.
-
-“But what good will that do?” said Billy, and was quelled by a glance
-from Tessy.
-
-“If you can lend me the old motor bike and the side-car. You’re not
-using it this week-end.”
-
-“You can take off the side-car,” said Billy.
-
-“I may want it,” said Bobby.
-
-“You don’t mean--!” said Billy.
-
-Bobby came as near to an explosion as he ever did.
-
-“Oh never mind _what_ I mean. I tell you I’m going down to Cummerdown
-to have a look at the place. No doubt I’m a futile ass, Billy, but I
-just can’t help myself going. The poor little beggar’s got no friends.
-His own family’s helped to put him away. Families do. It’s an infernal
-world. I’ve got to do something. If it’s only to shake ’em up. If I
-stay here another day I shall start smacking Susan.”
-
-“Somebody ought to,” said Billy.
-
-“If he can only keep away for fourteen days clear----”
-
-“He’s free?” said Tessy.
-
-“He has to be certified all over again--anyhow,” said Bobby.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-Bobby discovered that the village of Cummerdown lies nearly two miles
-away from the asylum, and does its best very successfully to have as
-little to do with it as possible. It nestles among trees just off the
-high-road to Ashford and Hastings, and has one cramped little inn that
-gave him a bleak bedroom and accommodated his machine and side-car in
-an open outhouse crowded with two carts and a Ford and populous with
-hens. The day was still young, and after he had deposited the elderly
-rucksac in which he had brought his “things” upstairs, he set out with
-a walking-stick and an air of detached interest to reconnoitre the
-asylum and develop his plans for the rescue of Sargon. That golden
-autumn was still holding out; the pleasant lane he followed to the
-high-road was patterned with green and yellow chestnut leaves and the
-trees overhead were full of sunshine. It was a reassuring day. It
-encouraged him. It took him with a kindly seriousness and made him feel
-that rescuing people from lunatic asylums was the sort of work the sun
-could shine upon and nature welcome.
-
-It had needed a great effort to get down from London. He had felt then
-like a midget setting out to attack an embattled universe. Amidst the
-Croydon traffic he had been half-minded to go back, but he had felt
-that he could not face Tessy until he had been at least definitely
-defeated. It was delightful to note an increased assurance within
-himself as he drew nearer to his enterprise. He felt much more on
-the scale of the powers he attacked. After all, what were laws and
-regulations but just things patched up by men like himself? What were
-prison walls but the slow work of shirking bricklayers and evasive
-contractors? The attendants and custodians, the superintendents and
-so forth he was setting out to circumvent, were all as fallible as
-himself. And the thing was urgent and outrageous, this seizure of a
-harmless little fantastic, this frightful imprisonment. It had to be
-fought. The world would be intolerable unless such things were fought.
-
-Queer world it was! Such beauty on these tree-stems, such a glow, and
-the delightfulness of rustling one’s feet through these leaves! But all
-that was by the way; the real business of life was to fight evil things.
-
-He came out from between the trees and saw the wide downs opening out
-before him and the blocked masses of the asylum with its broad bare
-grounds and walls, an eyesore. This was his objective. In that place
-somewhere was Sargon, and he had to be released.
-
-He seated himself on a convenient stile and inspected that heavy
-architecture and tried to frame a plan. That white building in the
-centre looked like a gaunt Georgian private house. That was probably
-the nucleus of the whole place. Two men were visible in front of it
-mowing the grass--patients perhaps. The wall and railings along the
-road looked implacable. Two stern-looking lodges there were, no doubt
-with a testy janitor lurking within, and there were iron gates--one
-open. A van was coming out, a furniture dealer’s van. For a time
-Bobby’s mind ran on the possibility of becoming a tradesman with
-parcels or a crate to deliver.... Many difficulties that way....
-
-“But why a frontal attack?” said Bobby with an effect of discovery. The
-place fell away behind, down-hill. He would inspect the rear. If he
-worked round by the open down to the right, he would probably get on to
-slopes commanding a view of the asylum grounds.
-
-An hour later Bobby was sitting on a heap of flints by the side of a
-minor road which ran over the rising ground behind the asylum. He
-found the rear of the place much more hopeful and much more interesting
-than the front. There were fields with a number of men working in them,
-and at one place near the buildings a row of men seemed to be digging
-a trench under the supervision of an attendant. There was quite a lot
-of movement closer to the buildings, under a sort of open shed half
-a dozen men seemed to be taking exercise by walking up and down. It
-vexed Bobby to think that any one of these figures might be his Sargon.
-If only he had the elementary common sense to bring a field-glass, he
-reproached himself, he might have been able to make out his little
-friend’s features. “No clearness of thought,” he whispered. “No
-decision.” A lot of these people seemed to be going about very freely,
-carrying gardening implements and so forth. One he noted, walking about
-and gesticulating as if he talked to himself; he was manifestly a
-patient and quite unattended.
-
-The wall bounding the asylum on this side had none of the austerity of
-the front wall. It seemed to be an old estate wall; in several places
-it was covered with ivy and here and there it was overhung with trees.
-The ground dropped away to his right, there was a little stream which
-ran out of the asylum grounds at the lowest corner; the corner was
-shaded by trees and seemed to be left to the trees and undergrowth; the
-stream ran under a low arch in the wall and went on down a widening
-valley towards London. The seclusion and shade of this corner appealed
-to Bobby very strongly. It seemed to him exactly the point at which
-Sargon ought to be got out of the place. He decided that presently
-he would stroll down and examine its possibilities as precisely as
-possible. If one could get Sargon to come down there----
-
-He found the details difficult. He meant to have a plan worked out
-in every detail and to communicate it to Sargon on the next visiting
-day, but it was very hard to fit this plan together. He did not know
-when it would be most convenient for Sargon to attempt to slip away,
-whether this was to be a daylight or a night affair. He saw before
-him a great vista of inquiries to be made and suspicious people to be
-faced. “Damn!” said Bobby, and for a time he was again for abandoning
-the attempt.
-
-Why couldn’t one go in at these gates, boldly and overwhelmingly, and
-say, “There is a sane man here and I have come to set him free?” A
-superman might do that, or an archangel. How splendid it would be to be
-a sort of Archangel-Knight-Errant, a great flaming presence of light
-and winged power, righting wrongs, reproving oppressors, liberating
-every kind of captive creature. Then one might do things. Bobby lapsed
-into a childish day-dream.
-
-Presently he roused himself, stood up and went down towards the exit of
-the stream. The wall struck him as quite climbable--even by a little
-old gentleman. The stream came out meandering among pebbles through
-a short tunnel. One could have got into the asylum grounds or out of
-them quite easily over the wall by the ivy or through the culvert. He
-resolved to come again at twilight and--just to satisfy himself about
-his own pluck among other things--get into the asylum premises and walk
-about a little.
-
-Yes. He would do that.
-
-He tried to imagine himself assisting Sargon over the wall. One could
-get on the top of the wall and reach down to his hands. A cripple could
-do it. The motor bicycle would have to be waiting up there in the lane.
-And then? _Where would he take him?_
-
-This was a new consideration. For a time Bobby’s mind was appalled and
-paralyzed by the complexities of his enterprise. He had not thought of
-taking him anywhere in particular.
-
-The days that intervened before visiting day seemed at once
-interminable and frightfully swift. He had been to Dymchurch in the
-summer with the Malmesburys, and liked the landlady of his lodgings
-very much; he wired to her “Can I come with a relation not ill but
-overworked for week or so you will remember me last summer Roothing the
-Feathers Cummerdown” and had got a reply, “Glad to see you any time.”
-So that was all right. But the rest of the plan failed very largely to
-materialize. He made his nocturnal visit to the asylum grounds without
-misadventure.
-
-The morning of visiting day found him with half a dozen plans, and they
-all had gaps and none seemed much better or worse than the others. And
-he had walked round the asylum grounds at various discreet distances,
-by night and day just twenty-three times, not counting loops, returns
-and visits to particular points of interest. Fortunately asylums are
-much preoccupied with their internal affairs, and do not keep look-out
-men upon the battlements. They do not reckon with rescuers from outside.
-
-Bobby made his final decision among these conflicting projects over
-his breakfast bacon. With a resolute sang-froid and his nerves all
-a-tingle, he set out for the asylum to see Sargon and begin the work of
-rescue as he had thought it out. First he had to find out what freedom
-of movement was permitted Sargon, when it might be possible for him to
-get away to the corner by the culvert, and he had to arrange a time for
-that meeting. Then he would have to provide also for alternative times
-if Sargon failed to keep his first appointment. Bobby would be waiting
-under the wall and the motor bicycle and side-car would be hidden among
-the bushes up by the road. In a trice Sargon would be over the wall.
-After that they could laugh at pursuit. Off they would go to Dymchurch,
-and there, safe and untrackable, Sargon would keep indoors until the
-fifteen days needed to make him legally a sane man again had passed.
-And then Bobby could find out those relations of his and talk the
-matter over with them, and get things on a proper footing. So Bobby
-planned it out.
-
-Just at the lodge gates he decided upon an assumed name. He wasn’t
-quite clear why he didn’t give his own name, but an assumed name seemed
-to him to be more in the spirit of the adventure.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-When Sargon was informed that he was to be visited by Mr. Robin
-Goodchild he was in a depressed mood. He betrayed no surprise at the
-name. It seemed to him to be as good as any other name. It might be
-the name of some intelligent inquirer or possibly even some precursor
-of the release he still hoped for. His spirits rose. He submitted
-cheerfully to a searching examination of his personal tidiness, and he
-nodded acquiescently to a warning not to talk about “_every_ blessed
-thing” he’d seen.
-
-His spirits rose still more when he saw the dark kindliness of Bobby’s
-face. It was the one disciple who had ever seemed to believe. He held
-out both his hands in a little storm of emotion. Whatever sort of
-muddler Bobby might be to himself, to Sargon in that moment at least he
-was strength and hope.
-
-The meeting occurred in the reception-room downstairs, for no one
-from the outside world may ever penetrate to the wards and the
-bleak realities of everyday asylum life. The reception-room had a
-baize-covered table in the middle, a black horsehair sofa and numerous
-chairs; it was totally devoid of small movables; there was an A B C
-time-table and one or two illustrated weeklies on the table, and the
-walls bore brown-spotted steel engravings of Prince Albert and Queen
-Victoria in the Highlands and of Windsor Castle from the Thames. There
-were three or four groups, each of two or three people, with their
-heads together conversing in tactful undertones; there were several
-women and one little girl; a tearful lady in profound mourning sat
-apart by the empty fire-place and no doubt awaited a patient; two
-attendants tried hard not to look as though they were listening as
-intently as possible to the conversations going on about them. The
-patients present were all in the sanest phase, “fit to be visited.”
-There was no madness visible; at most only a little nervous oddity.
-Bobby had been watching these other groups while he waited, and he had
-been impressed by a certain quality of furtiveness in their behaviour.
-The furtiveness he connected with the alertness of the attendants.
-One affected to look out of the window, the other half sat at a
-table holding an old _Graphic_, and ever and again there would be a
-quick glance at this patient or that. It had not occurred to Bobby
-that his talk to Sargon would be semi-public; it was a disconcerting
-interference that would greatly hamper him in giving his instructions.
-
-Bobby saw at once that Sargon was very much thinner than when he had
-taken his room in Midgard Street. He looked ill and worn, an effect
-that was emphasized by the fact that he was badly shaven and wearing
-ill-fitting clothes. His eyes seemed larger and sunken under his brows
-and his forehead more definitely lined. Yet if he looked unhappier he
-also looked more intelligent. He seemed more aware of the things about
-him--less a man in a dream.
-
-“I have come to see if I can be of service to you,” said Bobby, holding
-out his hands. “Your friends and disciples are anxious for your
-welfare.”
-
-“You have come to see me,” he said, and glanced sideways at the
-listening attendant and dropped his voice; “me--_Sargon_?”
-
-Bobby understood that note of doubt and it grieved him. “You, Sargon,
-the King out of the Past.”
-
-“They would have me deny it,” whispered Sargon.
-
-Bobby raised his eyebrows and nodded his head as who should say,
-“They’d do _anything_.”
-
-The little man’s manner changed. “How is one to know?” he said. “How is
-one to know?”
-
-He sighed. “Nothing seems certain any more.”
-
-“Can we sit down and talk together?” said Bobby. “There is much to be
-said between us.”
-
-Sargon glanced round. There were two chairs in a corner, and in that
-corner they might be a little beyond the eavesdropper’s range. “I
-cannot understand this madness,” said Sargon as they sat down. “I
-cannot understand this Riddle that has been set me. Why does the Power,
-why does God, permit men to be mad? When they are mad they are beyond
-good and evil. What are they? Men still? What becomes of justice, what
-becomes of righteousness--when men go mad?” His voice sank. His eyes
-became furtive. “Dreadful things happen here,” he whispered. “Dreadful
-things. Quite dreadful things.”
-
-He ceased. For a little while neither he nor Bobby said a word.
-
-“I want to get you out of this,” said Bobby.
-
-“Are my friends doing anything?” asked Sargon. “What is Christina
-Alberta doing? Is she well?”
-
-“She is splendid,” he said haphazard. No doubt she was one of this
-beastly family of Sargon’s that was content to leave him here. “I want
-you to listen to me,” he said.
-
-But Sargon had things to tell. “Everyone in this place is always
-thinking about what their friends outside are doing for them. The poor
-souls come and talk to me. They know I am different from what they are.
-They write letters, petitions. I tell them that when God releases me I
-will bear them all in mind. Some mock at me. They have delusions. They
-think they are kings or emperors or rich men or great discoverers, and
-that the world has plotted against them.... Some are suspicious and
-cruel.... Darkened souls.... Some have dreadful habits. You cannot
-help but see.... Some are badly sunken--degraded--indescribably.... It
-is very painful, very painful.”
-
-The blue eyes stared blankly at unpleasant memories.
-
-“There can be no doubt that I am Sargon,” he said abruptly, and looked
-sharply at Bobby.
-
-“I call you by no other name,” said Bobby.
-
-The momentary acuteness faded again. “That man Preemby was unawakened.
-He was asleep--scarcely dreaming of life. _But I have seen!_ I have
-looked at the world from high places. And from dark places too....
-Sargon. Sargon is a different person.... But it is difficult.”
-
-He became silent.
-
-Bobby felt that they were getting nowhere. In his anticipations of this
-conversation he had talked and Sargon had listened. And there had been
-no one to overhear. But this was all unexpected. Anyhow, the plan had
-to be told; Sargon had to be instructed in his part. He glanced warily
-at the people nearest to them. “There are those among us,” he said
-quietly and quickly, “who would set you free. I want to tell you--” On
-the spur of the moment he attempted a code. “When I speak of a city in
-Central Asia it will mean this place, the Asylum. Do you understand?”
-
-“This place--Central Asia. If I am Sargon.... Everything is possibly
-something else. But we are still in England nevertheless.”
-
-“In reality. But I want to explain to you.”
-
-“Yes, yes. Explain.”
-
-“I shall speak of great discoveries in Central Asia. That will mean
-this.”
-
-_Did_ he understand?
-
-“_Rescue!_” whispered Bobby in Sargon’s ear, and glanced at the
-attendant and met his eye and was discomposed.
-
-“Tell me about the discoveries,” said Sargon after a little pause as
-though he had not heard that whispered word.
-
-“It is a symbol for this place,” said Bobby.
-
-Sargon looked puzzled. The attendant was watching their faces now.
-Perhaps he suspected already. Bobby flushed hotly and plunged abruptly
-into an account of the discoveries of an amazing Russian he called
-Bobinsky. Bobinsky had found a walled city with no way out. “Yes,” said
-Sargon, interested. The attendant was now looking away. “Like this
-place,” said Bobby, and more explicitly; “I _mean_ this place.” There
-was a river ran through the city, the city of confinement, and went
-out by the lower part. There it was the helper waited. The rescuers.
-That was the place for them to wait. Did he understand? At that point
-where the trees grew and the river went out through the wall. They they
-waited. There they would wait until the captive king came to them.
-
-“It is a curious story,” said Sargon. “What captive king do you mean?”
-
-“It is meant for you.”
-
-“The river you speak of may be the Euphrates,” said Sargon. “I dream of
-the Euphrates.”
-
-He had missed it all! He was out upon some woolgathering of his own.
-Euphrates! What had the Euphrates to do with Central Asia? Or the
-Asylum?
-
-“Bother!” said Bobby. “I say-- It is a smaller river I mean, a
-streamlet--in the grounds here. Don’t you understand?”
-
-A tall sharp-faced woman in a hat of hard black straw came near them
-and sat down. Bobby, as he talked, observed her out of the corner of
-his eye. Was she the friend of a patient or what was she doing here? “I
-speak in symbols,” said Bobby, still watching and thinking about this
-woman. “This city is your prison.” He caught the woman exchanging a
-glance of intelligence with the male attendant who had moved a couple
-of yards up the room. They knew each other. Then she must be another
-observer. “I want no other prison than this,” said Sargon, evidently
-quite at cross-purposes. “One prison is enough.”
-
-“I don’t mean that,” said Bobby. “Can you walk about here pretty
-freely?”
-
-“Not freely,” said Sargon. “No.”
-
-“If you could come out into the grounds. To-morrow.”
-
-The woman turned her long sharp foxy nose towards him, and stared at
-him with rather stupid green-blue eyes.
-
-Bobby’s nerve was going to pieces altogether. He was always more
-afraid of women than men. This prim sharp-nosed figure so manifestly
-listening, and listening with a faint hostility to all he said,
-completed his discomfiture. He tried to improvise a story of lost
-and recovered cities that would be crystal clear to Sargon and yet
-incomprehensible to the listener. But his invention faltered at the
-difficult task. Where the river ran out of the city, he repeated;
-he harped upon that idea; where there were trees and ivy, there the
-faithful waited. When was the propitious hour for the Master to steal
-away to them? Everything was prepared. When could it be? When might
-it be? Fragmentally and mixed with many irrelevancies Bobby tried to
-get the import of these suggestions over to his hearer. Now he would
-be explicit; now as the fear of the listener returned, vague and
-misleading. He did convey a sense of mystery and intention to Sargon,
-that was plain; but he felt he conveyed nothing more. The time was
-slipping by. Bobby could have throttled that infernal woman. More and
-more did she become audience to his floundering efforts. He maundered
-back to his starting point about Bobinsky. “There is no such person as
-Bobinsky,” he threw in.
-
-“Then how could he explore cities?” asked Sargon, manifestly more and
-more perplexed at Bobby’s rigmarole.
-
-“He is dead,” said Bobby. “He was just a mask.”
-
-“Some men are.”
-
-“Don’t mind about Bobinsky. Could you slip away to that corner? No, no.
-She’s looking. Don’t answer.
-
-“Now _answer_.”
-
-“I don’t understand,” said Sargon.
-
-Bobby felt that he was only puzzling Sargon. But what else was to be
-done? He could have kicked himself for not having brought a brief
-statement of his plan written plainly on a little piece of paper that
-he could have slipped into Sargon’s hand--or pocket. It would have been
-so simple. He could have made a map and a drawing. Too late to do that
-now.
-
-Despair came upon Bobby. Everything had gone wrong. He got up to go and
-then sat down again to make another attempt. He felt murderous towards
-that woman, towards himself, even towards slow-witted little Sargon.
-
-“It was very good of you to come and see me,” said Sargon.
-
-“_Why_ did you come?...
-
-“Do you think anything will be done about me?...
-
-“You will see Christina Alberta? When I saw you first I thought you
-had things to tell me--important things. One lives on such hopes here.
-Here--when there are no visitors--nothing happens, nothing pleasant.
-And one is distressed....
-
-“I am interested to hear of those cities in Central Asia of course, but
-it is a little puzzling. Did you come specially about them? Or just to
-see me?
-
-“You will come again. Even to come down here to this sitting-room is an
-event....”
-
-Then in a swift whisper. “The food is frightful. So badly cooked. It
-disagrees with me....”
-
-“That woman,” said Bobby as he went, “She has spoilt everything. I
-can’t stand her.”
-
-“That woman?” said Sargon, and followed the direction of Bobby’s eyes.
-“Poor soul,” he said. “She’s a deaf mute. She comes to see her brother.
-The whole family is defective or insane.”
-
-A maddened Bobby returned towards his little inn. Should he chuck the
-whole thing? Intolerable thought! He must make fresh plans--fresh plans
-altogether. He must begin all over again. The little man was evidently
-wretched. But it was going to be harder to get hold of him than Bobby
-had thought.
-
-Bobby had no sleep that night.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-In the night just before daybreak suddenly Sargon woke up and
-understood. He understood quite clearly what the young man had been
-saying to him. He had said “Rescue!” Of course he had meant to say
-“Escape”! That city in Central Asia was only a parable; he had said
-as much. He had been describing a corner of the asylum grounds,
-that corner where the stream ran out beyond the work-fields and the
-shrubbery where the patients were supposed not to go. He had been
-telling of friends who would wait outside. He had been trying to
-arrange an hour when these friends would come there. And Sargon had
-failed to understand. He sat up in bed very still.
-
-It was perfectly clear, but through a sort of dulness that came upon
-him at times he had not grasped the drift of it at the time. The young
-man had shown irritation, naturally enough. What would he do now? Would
-he try again? Were the friends still waiting?
-
-Who was this young man? His name was unknown or forgotten. But he
-believed. He had said, “I call you by no other name.” Sargon! And there
-were these friends he spoke of, who waited outside for the king. They
-must know. How could they know, if there was nothing to be known? After
-all, perhaps it was no dream. Perhaps the world was awakening.... But
-he had failed them. He had not understood.... They waited without....
-
-How still everything was! A strange unusual stillness. It was rare for
-this place to be so bereft of noise. It was dark and yet not altogether
-dark. The ward was dimly lit by a blue-shaded light. The three nearer
-beds were unoccupied, and beyond the man who tossed and muttered almost
-incessantly lay for a little while at peace. The man who raved had died
-three days ago; the man who gave sudden loud shouts had been taken away
-to another ward. Through the open door one could see across the landing
-into the little yellow-lit room, where Brand the ward attendant sat
-with his arms crossed and chin on his chest and slept, his patience
-cards spread out before him. He seemed to be alone and yet he could
-sleep like that! Where could the other man be--the new attendant whose
-name Sargon did not know? And yet he felt--some one had just gone out!
-
-The uncurtained windows showed the night outside, a darkness that
-became translucent, a streak of very black cloud and five pale stars.
-Across the lower edge of that oblong picture one could see indistinctly
-a tracery of tree branches and the lumpish head of a young oak still
-bearing its leaves, the trees along the first hedge. These outlines
-grew distincter as he watched. It was like the slow development of a
-photographic plate in the dark-room. The stars dissolved. Had there
-been five? There were three; the other two had dissolved into the pale
-invading light.
-
-Dared one venture on to the landing? If Brand awoke he could make some
-natural excuse. He stood well with Brand. But the other fellow----?
-
-There was not a trace of him. Where had he gone?...
-
-_Do it now!_--wisest of maxims.
-
-Very swiftly Sargon slipped out of bed and put on his dressing-gown and
-slippers. Hush! _What was that?_... Only some one snoring. Nothing
-more. He went out and stood on the landing. Brand slept on like a log.
-
-The stone staircase was lit and empty and from the open door to the
-left downstairs came the harsh breathing of a sleeper. All the world
-seemed asleep for once, except Sargon and those friendly watchers
-outside the walls. Far away there were sounds of bawling and raving,
-but these were stifled by distance and an intervening door. They merely
-made the nearer silence more perceptible.
-
-Something stirred, a little clicking sound that sent Sargon’s heart
-racing. Then a resonant blow. A second blow. It was nothing; it was the
-clock downstairs striking six.
-
-Very quietly but very resolutely he walked downstairs. An intuition, an
-instinct impelled him. He felt and peered at the door and behold! it
-was ajar! Unbolted! Unlocked! Brand’s colleague was abroad upon some
-errand of his own. The cold air of freedom blew upon Sargon’s face.
-
-The door opened and closed softly and Sargon stood upon the doorstep of
-the left wing of the asylum, facing the dim world of a November dawn.
-
-It was dark but it was clear, a world of ebony outlines and colourless
-forms. Everything looked as if it had just been wiped over with a
-wet rag. It was cold, but it was cold without any of the hate and
-bitterness of wind.
-
-He crossed the gravel drive and came to a stop and stood looking
-about him. The heavy building of the left wing rose above him, a vast
-bulk that went up into the paler darkness of the sky. It receded in
-perspective and the central block beyond looked like the ghost of a
-house. Here and there were orange-lit windows and others fainter lit
-by some remote reflected light. In the lodge to the left of the gates
-there was also a light. For where there is madness there is never
-perfect sleep.
-
-But the asylum was as near complete silence that morning as an asylum
-can ever be.
-
-He looked and listened. Not a footfall. It would not do to be found
-here by that other attendant....
-
-But the man was snugly away somewhere. No one would loiter here in this
-chill air.
-
-What was it Sargon had to remember?
-
-The friends and believers were waiting for him. They were waiting now.
-Where the river ran out of the city wall; that was to say where the
-little streamlet ran out of the grounds. That would be this way--to the
-left, where the fields dropped down-hill. He stepped on to the grass,
-for his feet made loud sounds on the gravel. The grass hissed crisply.
-It was heavy with white frost and his footmarks made black blots in the
-wet silvery grey.
-
-He walked past and away from the ponderous dark mass of the asylum into
-the open, colder air of freedom. He unlatched and went through the
-small iron gate in the iron fencing that separated the trim grass plots
-of the front from the cabbage field. It complained a little on its
-hinge and he opened and closed it very carefully. He struck across the
-field. The path ran before him into a mist. It came out of the mist to
-his feet and vanished behind him. It was as if it went past him while
-he marked time. He could not remember whither the path ran, nor how it
-lay with regard to the corner he sought. But every moment things grew
-clearer.
-
-Every moment things grew clearer. There had been something dark and
-brooding in the sky that hung over him and seemed to watch him. He had
-done his best to ignore the vague presence, because he was afraid of
-his own imagination. But suddenly he saw plainly that it was just the
-tops of trees showing above the mist. That must be the line of trees
-along the hedge parallel to the asylum front. He must go through these
-if he wanted to go down-hill. He left the path and made his way slowly
-along a frozen ridge of dug earth. He skirted long rows of stalky
-cabbages, black and shrivelled and unkempt they looked like Cossack
-sentinels afoot. They all leant towards him as though they listened to
-the sound of him.
-
-As he drew near the hedge and the trees he heard a sound like the feet
-of an army of midgets. It was the drip, drip of moisture from the trees.
-
-Far away behind him and quite invisible to him a motor car scurried
-along the high-road.
-
-He had some difficulty in finding a way through the hedge and a bramble
-scratched his ankle. He told himself there was no hurry; the friends
-waited. Beyond the hedge the ground went down-hill and the mist grew
-whiter and thicker. The daylight was strong enough now to show the mist
-dead-white. It veiled the stream altogether.
-
-He walked slowly. He had no sense of being pursued. Brand would not go
-into the ward for an hour yet; he might not miss him for a long time....
-
-What a wonderful thing, thought Sargon, is daybreak, and how little
-one sees of it! Every day begins with this miraculous drama and we
-sleep through it as though it did not concern us and rouse ourselves
-only for the trite day. A little while ago the world had been an inky
-monochrome and now it was touched with colour. The sky was blue. All
-the stars had gone--but no! not all. One still shone, a large pale
-star, the star of Sargon. And the sky about it was flushed with a faint
-increasing pinkiness. That must be the east and that star must be the
-morning star, hanging above the outhouse chimneys. Those chimneys were
-very distinct. The butt end of the asylum which had been a black and
-shapeless monster a little while ago, had now become a dark purple
-shape outlined with an exquisite clearness, eaves and ridges and
-chimneys and creasings and window-frames. Four windows shone a fading
-orange and two of them suddenly blinked and vanished.
-
-Would anyone look out of a window there and see him?
-
-It did not matter. He would go on down towards the stream. This
-friendly mist would hide him.
-
-It was wonderful to be in this white mist and yet not in it. It was
-always a little way from him. And nevertheless it wetted him. How crisp
-the frosted ground was, but if one kicked through the surface, it was
-soft.
-
-Overhead the blueness increased and there was now a rippled patch of
-pink cloud.
-
-He went deeper and deeper into the soft mist. Presently he was walking
-on long wet shrivelled grass. When he turned presently to look back at
-the asylum it had altogether disappeared.
-
-_What was that?_ Was it something talking or was it the beating heart
-of some busy elfin machine? Listen! Peer! Think!
-
-It was the stream.
-
-Now everything was plain and easy.
-
-He walked beside the stream. Near at hand trees became visible,
-attendant trees with mist about their waists, white-clad sentinel
-trees. The dry grass was ranker here. And what was this, like a denser
-lower mist within the mist? This was the wall. Beyond that wall, almost
-within shouting distance now, the friends and believers would be
-waiting. How discreet they were! Not a murmur, not a footfall.
-
-For a long time Sargon stood motionless beside the culvert beneath the
-wall. At last he roused himself and by a great effort and with the help
-of the ivy he scrambled to the top of the wall.
-
-No one waited. Some dim four-footed thing bolted from the frost-bitten
-weeds below, and then there was silence. There was no sign of watchers
-nor helpers.
-
-No matter. If it was God’s will they would come.
-
-He sat very still. He did not feel deserted nor alone. He was not in
-the least dismayed. He felt that the Power who had called him into
-being was all about him.
-
-Slowly, steadily the light grew brighter. A little cloud like a
-floating feather caught fire very suddenly and then another. A great
-beam of light, like the beam of a searchlight, only very much broader,
-appeared slanting to the north. Then above a whaleback of distant
-downland came a knife-edge of dazzling light, an effulgence, like a
-curved knife, like a cap, like a dome, a quivering blazing fire-birth.
-And then torn clear of the hill and round and red the November sun had
-risen.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-It was full daylight and the mist had dissolved away. The roofs of
-the asylum buildings were now visible over the crest, divested of all
-magic, bleak and commonplace. From some point in that direction a dog
-was barking.
-
-It was strange that there should be no one here. That young man whose
-name he had never known, had made it very plain that there were friends
-in waiting here. Perhaps they had gone away and would come back
-presently.
-
-Still it did not matter now very much. At any rate he had seen a
-sunrise of almost incredible beauty. How good a thing the sun was! The
-thing of all visible things that was most like God.
-
-Perhaps there were no helpers here at all. Perhaps he had
-misunderstood. He was stupid he knew. He misunderstood more and more.
-Perhaps presently keepers would come in search of him and take him back
-to the asylum. It might be so that things were decreed. He would not
-let it distress him. Life was full of trials and disappointments. He
-was feeling now very cold throughout his substance and tired so that
-all his energy was gone. With a start he became aware that there was a
-man standing up the slope that overlooked the asylum grounds. He felt a
-thrill of renewed vitality. This man was standing quite still looking
-down at the asylum. It might be one of the staff looking for him. Or
-one of the promised helpers. One of the promised helpers?
-
-Sargon was not so calm and apathetic as he had supposed. He was
-atremble from head to foot. He was not shivering with cold but
-trembling with excitement. He felt he must end this doubt one way or
-the other. Could he catch this man’s eye? He waved a hand. Then he drew
-a dirty little pocket-handkerchief from his dressing-gown pocket and
-began to wave it. Now! Now it seemed the man was looking straight down
-at Sargon.
-
-He was moving towards Sargon slowly, as if incredulous. Then he was
-signalling and running.
-
-Sargon sat quite still. He knew all along they would come for him.
-
-It was Bobby, close at hand now and crying out, “Sargon! It is you!
-Sargon!” Sargon did not wait for him. He turned about and scrambled and
-dropped off the wall. They clasped hands. “You have come to fetch me?”
-
-“I was in despair. I didn’t dream you understood me. I’m all amazed....
-Let me think; what are we to do? This is splendid. My motor bicycle is
-in the inn. Nuisance that. Yes, come along. I must hide you somewhere
-and fetch it. Then we will get away. I didn’t think you’d have no
-clothes. Clothes? Won’t show much. Cold? May be cold. I’ll get a rug.
-There’s a rug in the side-car.”
-
-He led the way back up the slope, glancing ever and again at the asylum
-fields. Sargon trotted beside him, calmly confident in God and Bobby,
-with the limitless docility of one who trusts his servant.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-Bobby’s mind was fresh and bright that morning. He had wandered out to
-the asylum simply because he could lie in bed in a fever of regrets no
-longer. His extreme luck in encountering Sargon had restored all his
-confidence in himself and in the propitiousness of things. He made his
-plans quickly and with decision. It would be impossible to take Sargon
-back to the inn and give him coffee. So soon as he was missed they
-would surely go to the village. And every one would note this queer
-little figure with its dressing-gown and slippers and scarred ankles.
-He must get the little man into hiding somewhere close at hand. In that
-small beech-wood just over the next crest. (Pity he was so scantily
-clad!) Then the motor bicycle must be fetched as quickly as possible.
-
-Sargon was absolutely trustful and obedient. “It is cold I know,” said
-Bobby, “but unavoidable. I wish there were not so many wet dead leaves.”
-
-“Only be quick and fetch help,” said Sargon.
-
-“Don’t stir from here,” said Bobby.
-
-It was not the most perfect hiding-place in the world, a ditch, a
-clump of holly on the edge of a bare beech-wood, but it was all that
-downland was likely to provide. “So long,” said Bobby and set off at
-a smart trot for the inn and the motor bicycle. He arrived flushed,
-dishevelled, and out of breath and found the inn suspicious and
-reluctant when he announced that he wanted his bill instantly, refused
-any breakfast but a cup of tea and a chunk of bread and butter, and
-set about packing his little roll. There seemed endless things to
-do, taking an interminable time. To cap a score of irritating delays
-the inn was short of change and had to send out to the village shop.
-Billy’s motor bicycle, always a temperamental creature, gave great
-trouble with its kick starter. And meanwhile Sargon was shivering
-amidst the mud and dead leaves under the dripping trees or worse, being
-recaptured and led back into captivity.
-
-It was nearly eight before Bobby came back along the cart-track into
-sight of the little beech-wood, and his heart jumped when he saw two
-heavy-looking men advancing towards him. He knew them for asylum men
-at once; they had the unmistakable flavour of subaltern authority
-that distinguishes prison warders, ex-policemen, time-keepers, and the
-keepers of the insane. As he throbbed near them they came into the
-middle of the road and made signs for him to stop. “Hell!” said Bobby,
-and pulled up.
-
-They came alongside and without evident hostility.
-
-“Excuse me, sir,” said one--and Bobby felt better.
-
-“That large place you see there, sir, is Cummerdown Asylum. Perhaps you
-know it, sir?”
-
-“No. _Which_ is the asylum? All of it?” Bobby felt he was being really
-clever and his spirits rose.
-
-“Yesir.”
-
-“Damn great place!” said Bobby.
-
-“We’ve got one of our inmates astray this morning. Harmless little man,
-he is, and we ventured to stop you and ask you if you’ve seen him.”
-
-Bobby had an inspiration. “I believe I have. Was he in a sort of brown
-robe and slippers with nothing on his head?”
-
-“That’s ’im, sir. Where did you see him?”
-
-Bobby turned round and pointed in the direction from which he had
-come. “He was making off along the edge of a field,” he said. “I saw
-him not--oh, not five minutes ago. Mile, or a bit more, away from
-here. Running he was. Along a hedge to the right--left I mean--near a
-chestnut plantation.”
-
-“That’s ’im all right, Jim. _Where_ did you say, sir?”
-
-Bobby’s brilliance increased. “If one of you will sit behind me and
-the other get into this contraption--bit of a load, but we can manage
-it--I’ll run you back to the very place. Right away.” And without more
-ado he set about turning round. “That’s a real help, sir,” said Jim.
-“Don’t mention it,” said Bobby.
-
-Bobby was now at the top of his form. He loaded them in with helpful
-words--even the smaller of the two was a tight fit for the side-car and
-the other sat like a sack on the luggage carrier--he took them back
-a mile and a half until he found the suitable hedge by the chestnut
-tree. He unloaded them carefully, received their hearty but hasty
-thanks with a generous gesture and sent them off at a smart trot across
-the fields. “He can’t have a mile’s start,” he said. “And he wasn’t
-going particularly fast. Sort of limping.”
-
-“That’s ’im,” said Jim.
-
-Bobby kissed his hand to their retreating backs. “That’s _you_,” said
-Bobby. “God help you both and cleanse your hearts. And now for Sargon.”
-
-He buzzed back to the place where he had left Sargon, turned his
-machine round again and then looked towards the corner of the wood by
-the holly clump where the little man ought to have been waiting. But
-there was no sign of a peeping head. “Queer!” said Bobby, and ran up to
-the place where he had left Sargon crouching in the ditch. Not a sign
-was there of him. Bobby looked about him, baffled and frightened. After
-all, after everything, could things go wrong now?
-
-“Sargon,” he called, and then louder, “Sargon!”
-
-Not a sound, not a rustle came in reply.
-
-“He’s hidden! Can he have crawled away and fainted? Exhausted perhaps!”
-
-Fear touched Bobby with a chilly finger. Had he mistaken the place
-perhaps? Had Sargon strayed away in spite of his promise, or crept
-back numbed and wretched to the warmth and shelter of the asylum?
-Bobby followed the ditch down to the corner of the wood, and beyond
-the corner in the ditch to the right he suddenly beheld a little old
-woman, a little old woman sitting bunched in a heap on a litter of
-dry straw and fast asleep. She was wearing a battered black straw hat
-adorned with a broken black feather, a small black jacket bodice; a
-sack was drawn over her feet and a second sack thrown shawlwise over
-her shoulders. She was so crumpled up her face was hidden, all except
-one bright red ear, and behind her on the bank lay two large stakes
-tied in the form of a cross. To Bobby she was the most astonishing of
-apparitions. It was disconcerting enough to discover Sargon gone. It
-was still more amazing to find him so oddly replaced.
-
-Bobby stood hesitating for the better part of a minute. Should he wake
-the old thing up and ask her about Sargon, or should he steal away?
-Nothing, he decided, would be lost by asking.
-
-He went close up to her and coughed. “Excuse me, Madam,” he said.
-
-The sleeper did not awake.
-
-Bobby rustled among the leaves, coughed louder, and asked to be excused
-again. The sleeper muttered a choking snore, woke with a start, looked
-up, and revealed the face of Sargon. He stared at Bobby without
-recognition for a moment and then gave way to an enormous yawn. While
-he yawned, his blue eyes gathered intelligence and understanding. “I
-was so cold,” he said. “I took these things from the scarecrow. And the
-straw was nice and dry to sit on. Shall we put it all back?”
-
-“Oh, glorious idea!” cried Bobby, with all his spirits restored. “It
-makes an honest woman of you. Can you walk in that sack? No, we haven’t
-time to put it back. Shake it down off your legs and bring it with you.
-The side-car isn’t two hundred yards away. You’ll be able to put it on
-again then. This is magnificent! This is wonderful! Certainly we won’t
-put it back. Off we’ll go, and when we’ve a good ten miles between us
-and the asylum we’ll stop and get some hot coffee and something to eat.”
-
-“Hot coffee!” said Sargon, brightening visibly. “And bacon and eggs?”
-
-“Hot coffee and bacon and eggs,” said Bobby.
-
-“The coffee there is--_beastly_,” said Sargon.
-
-Bobby helped Sargon into the side-car and raised the hood over him,
-erected the wind-screen, and so packed him away. He became a quite
-passable aunt, dimly seen. And in another minute Bobby had kicked the
-engine into an impatient fuss and was in the saddle.
-
-He felt himself now the cleverest fellow that ever stole a lunatic. Not
-that it wasn’t the easiest thing in the world to get a lunatic away.
-If you knew how.... They quivered and jolted along the little minor
-road and so on to the smooth main highway to Ashford and Folkestone.
-The accelerator was urged to do its best. “Good-bye, Cummerdown,” sang
-Bobby. “Cummerdown Hill, good-bye!”
-
-The little old motor bike was going beautifully.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-They got their breakfast at an inn near a Post Office a mile or so
-beyond Offham. Bobby left Sargon dozing in the side-car and went
-to send a telegram to Dymchurch announcing his coming. There was
-some delay in the Post Office, as the post-mistress had mislaid her
-spectacles. Bobby returned to find the breakfast nearly ready and to
-assist Sargon out of his sack and into the little room of the inn.
-The landlord was a short, stout man, with a grave observant face. He
-watched this emergence of Sargon and his progress to a chair behind the
-little white tablecloth, with silent wonder. Then for a time he hid.
-Then he came back into the little room where the table was set. For
-some moments he stood regarding Sargon. “Umph!” he said at last and
-turned about and went slowly into his kitchen where some sort of wife
-seemed to be cooking things. “’E’s a rummun”; Bobby heard him remark,
-and so was prepared for discussion.
-
-The ham and eggs and coffee were served and received with eagerness.
-The landlord stood over them scrutinizing their reception of his
-provisions. “Hain’t ’ad no breakfast, then?” he said.
-
-“Having it now,” said Bobby, helping himself to mustard.
-
-“Come far?” said the landlord after a thoughtful pause.
-
-“Fairly,” said Bobby with judgment.
-
-“Going far?” the landlord tried.
-
-“So-so,” said Bobby.
-
-The landlord rallied his forces for a great effort. “We get some rummy
-customers here at times,” he said.
-
-“You must attract them,” said Bobby.
-
-The landlord could make nothing of that. He turned about and said
-“Umph”--meaningly.
-
-“Umph,” said Bobby, just saturating it with meaning.
-
-The landlord made a cunning attempt as they were departing. “Hope you
-enjoyed your breakfast,” he said. “I don’t know rightly whether it’s a
-lady or a gentleman you got with you--still----”
-
-Bobby’s mercurial temperament was far too high just then. “It’s
-hermaphrodite,” he said in a confidential whisper and left the landlord
-with that.
-
-But when they had gone a few miles further he told Sargon he had
-decided to buy him some socks and a jacket and trousers at the next
-shop they saw. “As it is,” he said, “you are ambiguous. And then we’ll
-put that hat and jacket and the sacking by the wayside for anyone who
-wants to use them. And I’ll have to send another telegram. I made a
-mistake.”
-
-Bobby’s mental state became more febrile as the day wore on. He
-developed a wonderfully circumstantial lie about a cottage and a
-fire and how his friend had only escaped with just a few articles of
-clothing hastily put on. “Everything else,” said Bobby, “practically
-incinerated.” They were going down to take refuge with a variable
-relation, a brother, an uncle, a maiden aunt. As the day progressed
-the circumstances of the fire became richer and more remarkable and
-the particulars of the escape more definitely thrilling. Bobby told
-such lies with great sincerity and gravity; they were a form of
-freedom--from reality.
-
-Sargon himself said very little. For him this adventure was a severer
-endurance test than Bobby realized at the time. For the most part he
-was either cramped up and boxed in under the hood and wind-screen and
-being jolted and jumped along the hard high-road, or he was hastily
-changing some garment by the roadside, or he was sitting still in the
-side-car taking refreshment and being lucidly but perplexingly, and
-usually quite unnecessarily, explained.
-
-
-§ 8
-
-Mrs. Plumer, of Maresett Cottage, Dymchurch, was an anxious widow
-woman. She had a kind, serviceable heart, but it was troubled about
-many things. She saved and eked out almost too much. She let most of
-her rooms in the summer and some even in the winter, but she hated to
-think of the things careless lodgers might do to her furniture. She
-liked everything to be in order and lodgers better looking and better
-behaved than Mrs. Pringle’s lodgers or Mrs. Mackinder’s lodgers. She
-had taken a fancy to Bobby because he had fitted in nicely when she had
-had only one room to spare, and because he had shaved in cold water
-instead of calling down as every other man lodger did--there was no
-bell in that room--for hot. Also he talked agreeably when he came in
-and out and didn’t want more at meals.
-
-She was very pleased when he wrote to take her downstairs living-room
-and two bedrooms for himself and a friend for a fortnight. There were
-few people in Dymchurch who got “lets” in November. They might come
-“any time” after Tuesday.
-
-She told Mrs. Pringle and Mrs. Mackinder that she was expecting two
-young gentlemen, and left them to suppose that her guests might stay on
-indefinitely.
-
-On Wednesday she was excited and rather perplexed by a series of
-telegrams from Bobby. The first said plainly and distinctly: “_Arriving
-with aunt about four Roothing._” That disappointed her. She would have
-infinitely preferred two gentlemen.
-
-But within an hour came another wire and this said: “_Error in telegram
-not aunt uncle sorry Roothing._”
-
-Now what was one to make of _that_?
-
-Presently the child from the Post Office was back again. “_Uncle
-catching cold fire hot-water bottles whisky._”
-
-The next sensational telegram announced a delay. “_Tyre trouble not so
-soon later Roothing._”
-
-Then came: “_Sixish almost certain good fire please Roothing._”
-
-“It’s very good of him,” said Mrs. Plumer “to keep me informed like
-this. But I hope the old gentleman won’t be fussy.”
-
-The fire in the downstairs sitting-room was burning brightly at six,
-there was a kettle on the hob, there were not only tea-things, but
-whisky, sugar, glasses, and a lemon on the table and a hot-water bottle
-in both the beds upstairs when the fugitives arrived. Mrs. Plumer’s
-first feelings at the sight of Sargon were feelings of disappointment.
-She had allowed her mind to run away with the idea of a warm,
-comfortable uncle with at most a whisky-drinking cold, an uncle who
-would be, if not absolutely golden, at least gilt-edged. She had, if
-anything, exaggerated her memories of Mr. Roothing’s geniality. So soon
-as she held open her door at the roar and toot of the motor bicycle,
-she saw that her anticipations would have to be modified again. Things
-were rather indistinct in the deepening twilight, but she could see
-that Bobby wasn’t wearing the full and proper leather costume with
-gauntlets and goggles complete, that a real young gentleman would have
-worn on such an occasion and which Mrs. Pringle and Mrs. Mackinder
-would have respected, and that the shape he was extracting from the
-side-car was not the shape of a properly-expanded uncle. It looked much
-more like a large hen taken out of a small basket on market day.
-
-As Sargon came into the light of the living-room, Mrs. Plumer’s
-disillusionment deepened and decreased. She had rarely seen so strange
-and weather-beaten an outcast. His blue eyes stared pitifully out of a
-pale face; his hair, beneath an unsuitable black felt hat, was greatly
-disordered. He was clad chiefly in an excessive pair of trousers
-which he clutched nervously to keep up; very full they were with his
-dressing-gown tails; his too ample white socks fell like gaiters
-over his old felt slippers and betrayed his distressful ankles. He
-looked afraid. He stared at her almost as though he anticipated an
-unfriendly reaction. And Bobby, too, standing beside him, looked rough
-and travel-worn and eventful, and not at all the self-effacing young
-gentleman she had remembered.
-
-When Bobby saw the swift play of Mrs. Plumer’s expression he realized
-that their foothold in this pleasant, restful, firelit apartment was
-precarious. Happily a reserve lie he had thought of, but not hitherto
-used, came aptly to his mind.
-
-“Isn’t it a shame!” he said. “They went off with his clothes. Even his
-socks.”
-
-“They seem to have,” said Mrs. Plumer, “whoever they were.”
-
-“Pure hold-up. This side of Ashford. My big bag too.”
-
-“And where did the gentleman get the clothes he’s wearing?” she asked.
-Her tone was unpleasantly sceptical.
-
-“They exchanged. I’d gone back along the road to see if I could see
-anything of the tyre-pump I’d dropped, never thinking anything of the
-sort was possible on an English high-road. (Come and sit by the fire,
-uncle.) And when I came back they’d gone and there he was--as you see
-him. Imagine my astonishment!”
-
-“And you never sent a telegram about it!” said Mrs. Plumer.
-
-“Too near home. I’d have got here first, anyhow. Well, we’ve had
-adventures enough to-day, anyhow. I’ve never known such a journey.
-Thank heaven, we’ve had our tea. I think the best place for uncle is
-bed--until we can arrange some clothes for him. What do you think, Mrs.
-Plumer?”
-
-“After he’s had a good wash,” said Mrs. Plumer. She was still doubtful,
-but a sort of kindliness was struggling to the surface. “Weren’t you
-afraid when they jumped out on you, sir!” She asked Sargon directly.
-His blue eyes sought Bobby’s for instructions.
-
-“It was a great shock to him,” said Bobby, “a great shock. He’s hardly
-got over it yet.”
-
-“Hardly got over it yet,” said Sargon in confirmation.
-
-“Took all your clothes off, they did. It’s shameful,” said Mrs. Plumer.
-“And you with a cold coming on.”
-
-“We’ll get him to bed. Of course, if you’ve got anything for us to
-eat we might have it first here. Perhaps just a bit of toasted cheese
-or Welsh Rarebit, or something of that sort, and a good hot grog. Eh,
-uncle?”
-
-“Don’t want much to eat,” said Sargon. “No.”
-
-“I haven’t forgotten that Welsh Rarebit you made for me, Mrs. Plumer,
-after I got caught in the rain on the way from Hythe.”
-
-“Well, I daresay I could get you a Welsh Rarebit,” said Mrs. Plumer,
-softening visibly.
-
-“Famous,” said Bobby. “Make a new man of him. And meanwhile I’ll run
-the old bike round to the shed. If I may put it in the shed? You’ll be
-all right here, uncle?”
-
-“It’s safe?”
-
-“Every one’s safe with Mrs. Plumer,” said Bobby, and held the door open
-for her to precede him out of the room.
-
-“I’ll tell you about him to-morrow morning,” he said to her
-confidentially in the passage. “He’s a wonderful man.”
-
-“He’s all right?” asked Mrs. Plumer.
-
-“Right as can be.”
-
-“He looks that distraught!”
-
-“He’s a poet,” said Bobby, “besides playing on the violin,” and so
-satisfied her completely.
-
-But he did not feel that he had brought the wonderful day to a
-completely successful end until he had got Sargon washed and brushed
-and tucked up cosily in Mrs. Plumer’s bright little best bedroom. “Now
-we’re anchored,” he said. He went into his own room and sat down for a
-time to invent things about his uncle in case Mrs. Plumer was desirous
-of more explicit information when he went downstairs. He decided to
-say “He’s eccentric,” in an impressive, elucidatory way. “And very
-shy.” His uncle, he would explain, was suffering from overwork, due to
-writing an heroic poem about the Prince of Wales’ journey round the
-world. He wanted a complete rest. And sea air. The more he stayed in
-bed and indoors the better. He filled in a few useful details of this
-story, sat for a little while twiddling the toes of his boots, and
-then got up and went downstairs. He felt sure he could carry it off
-all right with Mrs. Plumer. He found her waiting for him. The chief
-difficulty he encountered was her conviction that the police ought to
-be told of the highway robbery this side of Ashford at once.
-
-“H’m,” said Bobby and for a moment he was at a loss. Then he decided.
-“I’ve done that already,” he said.
-
-“But when?”
-
-“I telephoned from an Automobile Association box. To the Ashford
-police. It will be in their district you know. Not in Romney Marsh.
-Sharp fellows, the Ashford police. I had to describe the lost clothes
-and everything. They don’t let much get by them.”
-
-She took it beautifully. After that everything was easy.
-
-
-§ 9
-
-The next morning found Sargon developing an evil cold in his throat
-and chest. His chest was painful and he was feverish, red-cheeked,
-bright-eyed, and short of breath. Bobby did not care to consult a
-doctor. He believed that all doctors constituted a league for the
-re-incarceration of escaped lunatics. He imagined secret notices about
-escapes being circulated throughout the profession. He motored to Hythe
-and got ammoniated quinine, several sorts of voice jujube, two iodine
-preparations for the chest, and suchlike trifles that the chemist
-recommended. When he returned about midday the patient looked better
-and seemed in less pain. After Bobby had administered quinine and
-rubbed his chest and made a generally curative fuss, he was able and
-disposed to talk.
-
-“The pillow all right?” said Bobby.
-
-“Perfect.”
-
-“You ought to doze for a bit now.”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-Sargon thought. “I shall not have to go back to that Place again?”
-
-“I hope not.”
-
-The flushed face became very earnest. “Promise me not. Promise me not.
-I couldn’t endure it.”
-
-“No need to be anxious,” said Bobby. “Here, you are quite safe.”
-
-“And there will be no need to get into that side-car again?”
-
-“None.”
-
-“Never?”
-
-“No.”
-
-“It bumped--horribly.... Where is Christina Alberta?”
-
-Bobby did not answer for a moment or so.
-
-“Perhaps I ought to explain. I do not know who Christina Alberta is. I
-took you out of the asylum because I do not believe you are mad. But I
-know nothing of your family. I know nothing about your circumstances at
-all. I just couldn’t bear the thought of you in an asylum.”
-
-Sargon lay in silence for a little while with his blue eyes on Bobby’s
-face. “You were sorry for me?”
-
-“I liked you from the very first moment I saw you in Midgard Street.”
-
-“_Liked_ me? But you believed I was Sargon, King of Kings?”
-
-“Practically,” said Bobby.
-
-“You didn’t. Neither, I suppose, did I.”
-
-The vague blue eyes left Bobby’s face and stared out of the window at
-the sky. “I have been very much confused in my mind,” said Sargon.
-“Even now I am not clear. But I realize I am confused. Christina
-Alberta is my daughter. The Princess Royal I called her. In Sumeria.
-She is a very dear, bold girl. She is all I have. I left her and came
-away from her, and I must have distressed her greatly.”
-
-“Then she may not know where you have been?”
-
-“She may be looking for me.”
-
-“Where is she?”
-
-“I have been trying to remember. It was in a studio somewhere--with
-peculiar pictures. I never liked those pictures. A studio in a Mew. It
-had a name but I cannot remember its name. It is stupid of me. Probably
-Christina Alberta is there with her friends--still wondering what has
-become of me.”
-
-“At the--at the _Place_, they told me your name was Preemby.”
-
-“Albert Edward Preemby.... I wonder.”
-
-He lay reflecting for a time. “I remember that for a long time I
-thought I was Albert Edward Preemby, a small creature, a little man
-living a mean life in a laundry. A laundry with large blue vans. The
-swastika. You cannot imagine what a small, insignificant life it was
-that this Preemby led. And then suddenly I thought I could not possibly
-be Preemby and also an immortal soul. Either there was no Preemby, I
-thought, or there was no God. There could not possibly be both. It
-perplexed and worried me very much. Because there I was--Preemby. I am
-not good at thinking--all my thinking goes off into a kind of dreaming.
-And then when there came evidence that seemed satisfactory--perhaps
-I jumped at what I was told. But Sargon must have been a great king,
-a very great king, and I am small and weak and not very intelligent.
-When the keepers and attendants bullied me and ill-treated me I did not
-behave as a great king should have behaved, and when I saw them doing
-evil things to other--other patients, I did not interfere. Yet all the
-time I think I am something different from the Albert Edward Preemby
-I used to be, something more and something better. But it leaves me
-confused to think who I am, and I am very tired. Perhaps, when I have
-rested a day or two, I may be better able to think about these things.”
-
-The faded voice died away. The blue eyes remained staring tranquilly at
-the sky.
-
-Bobby said nothing for a little while. Then he remarked, “I have seen
-men ill-treated.”
-
-And then; “and I am not so slight as you are.”
-
-He said no more. It did not seem as though Sargon had heard him. Bobby
-stood up.
-
-“You must rest. You are perfectly safe here. If we can remain unnoted
-here for two weeks then it will be impossible ever to send you back to
-that place again. Are you comfortable?”
-
-“It is a beautiful bed,” said Sargon.
-
-But beautiful though the bed was it was not sufficient to arrest
-the trouble in Sargon’s aching chest. He seemed very exhausted that
-evening. In the night he began coughing; he coughed so distressingly
-that Bobby went in to him. In the morning he was spiritless and did
-not want to eat. Bobby sat in the room downstairs working at the pile
-of Aunt Suzannah correspondence that Billy had sent on to him. He was
-half-minded to appeal to Tessy to come down and help with the nursing,
-but there was no bedroom available for her. Mrs. Plumer pressed for
-a doctor and he put her off. Finally, on her own responsibility, she
-brought in a young man who was just starting a practice in the place.
-Bobby had a terrifying interview, but the young doctor betrayed no
-suspicions. On the whole, he was reassuring. There was congestion of
-the lungs but nothing worse. Sargon must keep very warm and take this
-and that. No urgent need for a nurse. Keep him warm and give him his
-medicine.
-
-Late in the evening Bobby went up to say good night and found Sargon
-better and more talkative.
-
-“I have been thinking of Christina Alberta and I should like to see
-her. I would like to see her and tell her things I have been thinking
-about her. I have been thinking out all sorts of curious things.
-Perhaps I am not so much to her as she may think. But chiefly I want to
-talk to her about a young man I dislike. What was he called? When I was
-last at Lonsdale Mews, she danced with him.”
-
-“Lonsdale Mews!”
-
-“Yes, yes, of course. I had forgotten. Eight Lonsdale Mews, Lonsdale
-Road, Chelsea. But my mind is very confused and I do not know what I
-should say to her even if she came.”
-
-Bobby wrote down the address forthwith.
-
-“And this Christina Alberta is all you have?” he asked.
-
-“All I have.
-
-“Twenty. Quite a child really. I ought never to have left her. But
-there came a sort of wonder upon me--As though the world was opening.
-It made everything else seem very trivial.”
-
-
-§ 10
-
-“_There came a sort of wonder upon me as though the world was opening._”
-
-Bobby wrote that down also. And he sat very late before the fire in
-the ground-floor room thinking that over and thinking over the message
-he would have to send to Christina Alberta in the morning. To-morrow
-he would have to explain himself and his extraordinary intervention
-in Preemby affairs. It was by no means plain to himself as yet, and
-to-morrow he would have to make plain to a probably very indignant
-young lady why her father had so caught his sympathies and fascinated
-his imagination as to tempt him to this escapade. He found himself
-thrown back on self-analysis. He found himself scrutinizing his own
-motives and his own scheme of existence.
-
-He knew and understood that feeling, “as though the world was opening”
-so well. Still better did he know that feeling of dead emptiness
-in life out of which it arose. In his own case he had thought this
-habitual discontent with the daily round, this urgency towards
-something strange and grandiose, was due to the dislocation of all his
-expectations of life by the great war; that it was a subjective aspect
-of nervous instability; but in the case of this little laundryman it
-could not have been the war that had sent him out, a sort of emigrant
-from himself, to find a fantastic universal kingdom. It must be
-something more fundamental than the war accident. It must be a normal
-disposition in men towards detachment from safety and comfort.
-
-He glanced towards the pile of his Aunt Suzannah correspondence on
-the table and the next sheet of “copy” for _Wilkins’ Weekly_ he had
-distilled therefrom. He rose from his arm-chair and went back to his
-work with his wisdom refreshed. He wrote: “So soon as man’s elementary
-needs are satisfied and he is sure of food, clothing and shelter, he
-comes under the sway of a greater imperative; he goes out to look for
-trouble. So that I would not discourage ‘Croydon’s’ desire to become
-a missionary in West Africa in spite of his religious doubts and his
-peculiar feeling about black people. Such a region as Sherborough
-Island will probably supply him with a good sustained, sustaining, and
-ennobling system of troubles. A white man who has once challenged the
-hostility of a West African secret society will have little leisure for
-morbid introspection. He will hardly have a dull moment....”
-
-He stopped writing. “Reads a little ironical,” he said “And not quite
-Aunt Suzannah enough.”
-
-He reflected. “My mind scampers off from me at times. Not in the vein
-to-day.”
-
-The one thing they must never feel about Aunt Suzannah was that she
-could be ironical. No! it wouldn’t do. He ran his pen through the six
-sentences he had just written and pushed the sheet away from him. He
-drew another sheet towards him on which he had been composing with
-great difficulty a telegram to be sent next morning to “Preemby, 8
-Lonsdale Mews, Chelsea.” He read over various drafts. The current form
-ran as follows: “_Your father safe but with severe chest cold care of
-Roothing Maresett Cottage Dymchurch desires see you discretion very
-necessary return confinement fatal results best station Hythe and cab
-could meet you Hythe if wire in time but do not know you personally am
-tallish slender dark Roothing._”
-
-Properly considered it was all right.
-
-He tried to imagine what sort of girl this Christina Alberta Preemby
-would be. She would be blue-eyed of course and probably very fair;
-a little taller and rounder than her father, soft-voiced and rather
-dreamy. She would be timid and affectionate, very kind and gentle and
-a little incompetent. Perhaps it would be well to meet her at Hythe
-so soon as he knew which train she was coming by. The cab business
-might be a strain on her. He would have to tell her what to do. To
-a considerable extent now he had made himself responsible for the
-fortunes of both these people. And he liked to think that. He liked to
-think that perhaps these might become his own people, more of his own
-people than the Malmesburys. Because to be frank about it with himself
-he was a little bit of an interpolation in the Malmesbury household.
-They liked him; they were perfect dears to him; but they could do
-without him. Even that little devil Susan managed without him; she
-liked him and tyrannized over him but he knew he wasn’t indispensable
-to her. Here at last might be two people who couldn’t do without him,
-who might to an extraordinary extent become his people.
-
-Of course he would have to put on a little more appearance of strength
-and determination than was actually his quality. He owed it to them to
-keep up their confidence in him so that he might be able to direct them
-in their difficulties.
-
-He would say to her--what would he say to her? “I have been hasty, I
-know, but I know something of the strain that is put upon the sane
-patient in an asylum. I thought that the first thing to do was to get
-your father out of it. It didn’t occur to me that for a time he might
-have forgotten your address. Perhaps I ought to have come to you before
-I acted. But then how was I to know there _was_ a you? Until he told me
-of your existence. In so many cases in these asylums the relatives are
-hostile to release. It is dreadful to admit it, but it is so.”
-
-Then rather humorously and quite modestly he would describe the escape.
-He was already forgetting the uncertainties of the visiting-day
-conversation and the numerous accidental factors in the meeting by the
-culvert. But all history has this knack of eliminating unnecessary
-detail.
-
-So he would make his statement. It did not occur to him that Christina
-Alberta might be the sort of person who interrupts speeches with
-elucidatory questions.
-
-He lit a cigarette, strolled about the room, and came to rest standing
-before the fire and looking down on the glowing coals. He was sure
-now that Christina Alberta was blue-eyed, fragile, shy--with a deep
-sweet vein of humorous fantasy hidden away in her. Very probably she
-concealed a gift for writing. It would be for him perhaps to discover
-that and cultivate it and bring it out. Together they would protect
-Sargon, already more than half recovered from the intoxication of his
-dream. They would have to soften the humiliations of his complete
-awakening. How fortunate and as it were providential it was that he had
-been impelled to rescue the little man!--for otherwise he would never
-have met Christina Alberta, never won her timid wealth of love....
-
-“_Eh!_
-
-“But this is all damned nonsense!” said Bobby violently, and threw his
-cigarette into the fire. “This is just fancy! I haven’t even _seen_ the
-girl!”
-
-He lit his candle, put out Mrs. Plumer’s oil lamp with all the devices
-and precautions proper to this dangerous survival from the Dark Ages,
-and went up to bed. He stopped and listened outside Sargon’s door. The
-patient was asleep and breathing rather noisily--ever and again choking
-with a little cough.
-
-“I wish the weather had kept warmer,” said Bobby.
-
-When he opened his own bedroom door, the flame of his candle writhed
-and flared horizontally, the curtains streamed into the room and a
-sheet of paper flapped on the dressing-table. He put down the candle
-and went to shut the window. The wind was rising and there was a little
-patter of raindrops on the pane.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE THIRD
-
-_The Last Phase_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-It was part of the general unsatisfactoriness of Bobby’s make-up that
-he was acutely responsive to meteorological conditions. That late
-Indian summer was over now, and the heavens and the earth and the
-air between began to push, hustle, wet, chill, darken, distress and
-bully him. Jumbled grey clouds came hurrying across Dymchurch from
-Dungeness and the Atlantic, torn, angular, outstretched clouds with
-malicious expressions like witches and warlocks, emitting fierce
-squirts of rain. Under their skirts came the waves in long rolling
-regiments, threatening from afar, breaking into premature handfuls of
-foam, gathering force at last, towering up for a last culminating thud
-against the sea-wall and spouting heavenward in white fountains of
-suddy water.
-
-“Face it, man,” said Bobby. “Face it. It’s only Nature. Brace up to it.
-Think of this poor girl.”
-
-He forced himself to do a morning’s walk along the top of the sea-wall,
-with his wet trousers flapping against his legs like flags against
-their staves.
-
-“Glorious wind!” he told Sargon when he went in to see him. “But I wish
-there was a gleam of sun.”
-
-“Have you any news from Christina Alberta?” asked Sargon.
-
-“There’s hardly time yet for a reply to my wire. But she’ll surely
-come,” said Bobby, and went downstairs to dry his legs at the fire.
-
-He did not expect a summons to Hythe to meet the young lady very much
-before half-past twelve. Meanwhile he went out to the shed and assured
-himself that the motor bicycle and side-car were in perfect order for a
-hasty journey. Half-past twelve came, one, half-past one. He had some
-lunch. He became very restless, and rose and looked out of the window
-frequently to see if the messenger girl was coming with Christina
-Alberta’s telegram. About two a large, silent, luxurious-looking,
-hired Daimler car appeared outside and stopped at Mrs. Plumer’s gate.
-A hatless bobbed head appeared at the window and exchanged remarks
-with the driver, who descended and opened the door. The car emitted a
-handsome and determined young woman of advanced appearance, hatless and
-short-skirted, and a lean, dark, prosperous-looking man of thirty-eight
-or forty in blue serge and a grey felt hat. The man opened the gate for
-the girl, and she surveyed the house as she advanced.
-
-Bobby realized that Christina Alberta had not kept her promise to be
-blue-eyed and fragile. She had betrayed him. Yet for all her treachery
-he had built up a sense of personal relationship with her that gripped
-him still. He watched her approach with an excitement he found
-difficult to control. He wondered who the devil the dark man was. A
-cousin perhaps. She discovered Bobby watching her from the window and
-their eyes met.
-
-
-§ 2
-
-Bobby, with an instinct that is given to young people for such
-occasions, perceived that he interested Christina Alberta extremely. He
-parleyed with her and Devizes in Mrs. Plumer’s little downstairs room.
-He spoke chiefly to her. Devizes he treated as a secondary figure, a
-voice at her elbow. “He’s got a nasty cold on his chest,” he said.
-“He’s been asking for Miss Preemby----”
-
-“Christina Alberta,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“Christina Alberta a lot. But it was only last night I could get the
-address out of him. He’d forgotten it before. We’ve been here over a
-day. He caught the cold coming here.”
-
-“How did you come here?” Devizes threw in.
-
-“Motor bicycle,” said Bobby. “But there was a lot of waiting about
-before we could get away and it was a cold raw morning, and he had
-just his nightgown and dressing-gown and slippers. So hard to foresee
-everything.”
-
-“But how did you come to be rescuing him?”
-
-Bobby smiled at Devizes. “Somebody had to be rescuing him.”
-
-He turned to Christina Alberta again. “Couldn’t bear the thought of his
-being under lock and key. He took a room, you see, in the place where
-I lodged, and there was something innocent and--delightful about him.
-I’ve a weakness, a sympathy perhaps, with absurdity.... You ought to go
-up to him and see him.”
-
-“Yes, we’d better look at him,” said Devizes.
-
-(Who the devil was this fellow?)
-
-Bobby asserted himself. “Christina Alberta first, I think.”
-
-He took Christina Alberta up to her daddy and closed the door on a
-warm embrace. “And now, Mr. de Vezes, or whatever you are,” he said
-to himself on the staircase, “where do _you_ come in?” He descended
-and found Devizes standing very irritatingly upon his hearthrug before
-his fire. As he stood there a remote resemblance to Christina Alberta
-was perceptible. Bobby had an incoherent recognition of the fact that
-in some obscure way Devizes was responsible for Christina Alberta’s
-failure to produce blue eyes. He was a little slow in saying what he
-intended to say, and Devizes was able to take the initiative. “Forgive
-my blunt impertinence,” he said, “but may I ask who you are?”
-
-“I’m a writer,” said Bobby, refraining from any glance at the
-accumulation of Aunt Suzannah material upon the side table.
-
-“You’ve finished lunch?” asked Devizes in a disregarded parenthesis.
-
-“May I ask the same question of you?” said Bobby, “and how it is you
-come to be connected with the Preembys?”
-
-“I’m a blood relation,” said Devizes, considering it. “On the mother’s
-side. A sort of cousin. And I happen to be a nervous and mental
-specialist. That’s why I’ve been brought in to-day.”
-
-“I see,” said Bobby. “You’ve got no intention of--putting him back?”
-
-“None at all. We’re not antagonists, Mr----”
-
-“Roothing.”
-
-“We’re on the same side. You did well to get him out. We were trying
-to do the same thing by less original methods. We’re very grateful to
-you. The lunacy laws are rather a clumsy and indiscriminating machine.
-But, as you probably know, if he keeps clear of them for fourteen
-days, they’ll have to begin with him all over again. He renews his
-sanity. We’re allies in that. We’ve got to know each other better. Your
-intervention--most surprising--strikes me as being at once eccentric
-and courageous. I wish you’d tell me more about it, how you met him,
-how they got hold of him, and what set you thinking of an escape.”
-
-“H’m,” said Bobby, and came and asserted his right to half the
-hearthrug. He had thought of the way in which he could tell this
-story--to Christina Alberta--the original Christina Alberta with the
-blue eyes. He felt that that version needed considerable revision,
-indeed, possibly even a complete rearrangement, for the present hearer.
-He was by no means sure he wanted to tell it to the present hearer. The
-man was a doctor and a mental specialist and a distant relation, and
-he was for keeping Sargon out of an asylum, and that was all to the
-good, but it still lingered in Bobby’s mind that he was an interloper.
-Nevertheless, he made way for Bobby quite civilly on the hearthrug,
-and his manner was attentive and respectful. Bobby embarked upon a
-description of Sargon’s first appearance in Midgard Street.
-
-Devizes showed himself alert and intelligent. He grasped the
-significance of Sargon’s projected visit to the dome of Saint Paul’s at
-once. “I’ve no doubt he did it,” said Devizes. “Neither have I,” said
-Bobby, “though I’ve not asked him about it yet.” They pieced together
-the probable story of the calling of the disciples before Billy and
-Bobby had come upon the procession. “It’s touching,” said Devizes, “and
-immense.” Bobby approved these words.
-
-“You see how he got me,” said Bobby.
-
-A distinct flavour of friendliness for Devizes crept by imperceptible
-degrees into Bobby’s mind. Difficulties that had seemed to threaten his
-explanation vanished; this man, he perceived, could understand anything
-a fellow did. Devizes made him feel that the extraction of Sargon from
-Cummerdown by a perfect stranger was the most simple and natural thing
-to do imaginable. Bobby warmed to his story; his sense of humour took
-heart of grace, and he became frank and amusing about his difficulties
-on the visiting day. As he was telling of the foxy-faced deaf mute,
-Christina Alberta came back again into the downstairs room.
-
-“He takes me as a matter of course,” she said. “He seems weak and
-drowsy and his chest is bad.” She spoke more definitely to Devizes. “I
-think you ought to overhaul him.”
-
-“There is a doctor in attendance?” he asked Bobby.
-
-Bobby explained. Devizes considered. Was Sargon dozing? Yes. Then let
-him doze for a bit. Bobby, working now a little more consciously for
-effect, went on with his story. Christina Alberta regarded him with
-manifest approval.
-
-By tea-time Bobby had adjusted his mind to the existence of Devizes
-and the unexpectedness of Christina Alberta. All that carried over
-from his state of expectation was the idea that his relations with
-Christina Alberta were to be very profound and intimate. He still
-believed that, hidden away in her somewhere, there must be a blue-eyed,
-yielding, really feminine person, but it was very deeply hidden.
-Meanwhile the superimposed disguise struck him as agreeable, alert,
-humorous, and friendly. Devizes too he saw more and more as a strong,
-capable, understanding personality. He had seen Devizes examining
-Sargon, and it was clever, confidence-provoking doctoring. Sargon’s
-lungs, he said, were badly congested, especially on the left side; he
-was on the edge of pneumonia and without much vitality to fight it. He
-ought to be kept in a warmer, less draughty room with a night-nurse
-available. Mrs. Plumer had no room for a nurse, and not an hour away by
-automobile was Paul Lambone’s excessively comfortable week-end cottage
-at Udimore. A little masterly telephoning and telegraphing and the
-cottage was available, fires were alight in the best bedroom, a trained
-nurse was on her way to it, and it was all settled for Sargon, warmly
-wrapped up and fortified with hot-water bottles, to go thither. Bobby
-found himself a mere accessory in this new system of things; he was
-to follow next day to Udimore on his motor bicycle, for there would
-be room for all of them in Paul Lambone’s cottage. Apparently Paul
-Lambone’s conception of a simple cottage in the wilderness involved a
-housekeeper, several servants, and four or five visitors’ rooms.
-
-This fellow Devizes carried out all his arrangements with a smooth
-competence that gave Bobby no scope for self-assertion. Sargon and
-Christina Alberta and Devizes would depart at five and get to Udimore
-by six, by which time the nurse would be installed. Then Devizes would
-go back to London and get there in time to dress for a dinner he had
-to attend. On Saturday morning he would be busy in London, and then
-he would come back to Udimore and see if Sargon was recovered enough
-for the beginnings of his mental treatment. Perhaps the unknown Paul
-Lambone would be there too. He was a lazy person, Bobby gathered; he’d
-have to be brought down by Devizes. Bobby was to stay at Udimore for
-some days. He made modest protestations. “No, you’re _in_ it now,” said
-Devizes cheerfully and glanced at Christina Alberta. “You’re in for
-Sargon like the rest of us. Bring your work with you.”
-
-“Yes, do come,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-The only reason Bobby had for resisting the invitation was that it
-attracted him so much.
-
-
-§ 3
-
-This “cottage” at Udimore, which struck Bobby as being a really very
-pretty and comfortable modern house, and these three people, Christina
-Alberta, Devizes and Paul Lambone, who now grouped themselves round
-Sargon, exercised his mind in a quite extraordinary way. They struck
-him as being novel and definite to a degree he’d never met in anyone
-before, and even the house was fresh and decisive in its broad white
-grace, like no house that had ever before held his attention. It made
-most of the other houses he had ever observed seem accidental and
-aggregatory and second-hand and wandering in their purpose. But this
-house was the work of a clever young architect who had considered Paul
-Lambone intelligently, and its white rough-cast walls sat comfortably
-on the hill-side and looked with an honest, entirely detached
-admiration at Rye and across the marsh to Winchelsea and the remote
-blue sea; and it had seats and arbours and a gazebo for sitting about
-in, and up hill was a walled garden with broad paths up which you
-looked from the back of the house through lead-paned windows. You could
-watch the sunset from a number of excellent points of view, but it did
-not shine upon any room to weary and blind you. There was a kind wall
-to shelter hollyhocks and delphiniums from the south-west wind, and to
-bear a plum or so and a pear and a fig tree. Downstairs was mainly one
-great rambling room with a dining recess in one corner and the power
-of opening itself out into a loggia, and with conversational centres
-about fire-places or windows as the season might require, but there
-were several little studies about the house in which one could be shut
-off and write. Bookshelves grew in convenient corners, and the house
-was everywhere mysteriously warm from unseen and scarce suspected
-radiators. The house was so like Paul Lambone, and Paul Lambone so much
-a part of his house that he seemed to be really no more than its voice
-and its eyes.
-
-Paul Lambone was the first successful writer Bobby had ever met.
-Bobby knew various needy young writers, tadpole writers, insecure
-writers, but this was the first completely grown-up and established
-and massively adult writer he had ever known. The man struck Bobby as
-being stupendously secure and free and prosperous. And the remarkable
-thing was that he was in no way a great writer, no Dickens nor Scott
-nor Hardy; his work wasn’t, after all, in Bobby’s opinion anything so
-very remotely above Bobby’s own efforts. A certain terseness he had
-at times, a certain penetration: those were the chief differences. In
-Bobby’s imagination the literary and artistic life had hitherto had
-an unavoidable flavour of casual adventure, glorious achievements,
-maddening difficulties, wild delights and tragic unhappinesses. Swift,
-Savage, Goldsmith, the Carlyles, Balzac, Dumas, Edgar Allan Poe,
-these had been his types. But this new bright house was as sound and
-comfortable as any country house, and Lambone sat in it with as safe
-a dignity as though he was a provincial banker or a mine owner or
-the senior member of some widespread firm of solicitors. No fears of
-losing his “job” or “writing himself out” oppressed him. He said and
-did exactly what he thought proper, and the policeman saluted him as he
-passed.
-
-If this sort of thing could spring from the _Book of Everyday Wisdom_
-and Paul’s amiable novels, what hitherto unsuspected possibilities of
-accumulation and ease and security and helpfulness might there not be
-in Aunt Suzannah’s kindly responsiveness? It had never before seemed
-credible to Bobby that a day might come when he would be secure and his
-own master, able to refuse limitations himself and to release other
-people from limitations. All Bobby’s life hitherto had been a matter
-of direction and eminent necessity. He had been _sent_ to school and
-_sent_ to college. He had been on the eve of being _put into_ the
-position of agent upon a friendly estate when the Great War had seized
-upon him and the rest of his generation and drilled him and sent him
-off to Mesopotamia. And after the war he had had to do something to
-supplement his diminished inheritance. Life had been so indicated
-and prescribed for him at every stage, his parents’ existence had
-been so entirely directed by a class tradition, that Bobby’s mind was
-exceptionally well prepared to be impressed by Paul Lambone’s freedoms.
-
-It was curious to note how completely Paul Lambone arose out of the
-present-day world, and how completely he didn’t belong to it. He had
-all its advantages and so little of its standard obligations. He had
-escaped from it with most of its gifts. He had to go to no court,
-follow no seasons, make no calls, and perform no functions. Was he
-exceptional in his circumstances altogether, or were there a lot
-of people escaping, as he was escaping, prosperously, from the old
-decaying social system? a queer sort of new people who didn’t belong?
-
-Bobby sat on the terrace and looked over the back of his seat at this
-extremely new but very sightly and comfortable cottage of Lambone’s,
-with this freshly arrived idea of a new sort of people getting loose in
-the world and living unrelated to the old order of things and shaping
-out new ways of living, very active in his mind. This house seemed to
-embody that idea; it was new and novel, but not a bit apologetic nor
-rebellious. It was just breaking out like a new fashion. It was just
-arising like a new century. He had always assumed that revolutions came
-from below through the rage of the excluded and the disinherited. He
-had thought every one took that for granted. But suppose revolutions
-were merely smashes-up that hadn’t very much to do with real progress
-either way, and that the new age dawned anywhere in the social order
-where people could get free enough to work out new ideas.
-
-New ideas!
-
-Sargon was new, Paul Lambone was new, Devizes new; before the war
-there could not have been any such people. They had grown out of
-their own past selves; they were as different from pre-war people as
-nineteenth-century people had been different from eighteenth-century
-people. Newest of all was this Christina Alberta who had effaced her
-blue-eyed predecessor. She was so direct and free in her thoughts and
-talk that she made Bobby feel that his own mind wore a bonnet and
-flounces. He had gone for two walks with her, once to Brede and once
-to Rye, and he liked her tremendously. Whether he was in love with her
-he didn’t yet know. Falling in love with her for anyone was evidently
-going to be a quite unconventional, untested, and difficult series
-of exercises. Nothing at all like that unborn normal affair with the
-non-existent blue-eyed girl.
-
-She seemed to like him, and particularly the way his hair grew on his
-head. She had mentioned it twice and ruffled it once.
-
-A queer aspect of the situation was the riddle of how she and Sargon
-and himself came to be the guests of Paul Lambone with Devizes
-in attendance. It was just a part of Paul Lambone’s freedom from
-prescription that he should be able to give sanctuary to Sargon and
-assemble this odd, unconventional week-end party. But Bobby had a
-sense of hidden links and missing clues. Devizes was a natural enough
-visitor, of course; he was manifestly Lambone’s close friend. But their
-interest in Sargon was stronger than Bobby could imagine it ought
-to be. He was puzzled; he examined all sorts of possibilities in a
-gingerly fashion. Some impulse like his own, no doubt, but not quite
-the same, lay at the bottom of this--Sargonism.
-
-Bobby had begun by feeling very hostile to Devizes as an unexpected
-intruder on a system of relationships sufficiently interesting without
-him. He was glad that he had to go to London for Friday, and not
-particularly pleased by his return on Saturday. Then he found his
-feelings changing to a curious respect, mingled with a defensive
-element that was almost like fear.
-
-Devizes was more aware of you than Lambone. He looked at you, his
-mind came at you. It had the habit of coming at people. He was more
-actively and aggressively interested in things than Lambone and more
-self-forgetful. Lambone observed enough to make bright comments;
-Devizes made penetrating observations. Bobby often felt encumbered
-with himself; most people he thought were encumbered with themselves,
-but Devizes to a conspicuous degree wasn’t. He was a man of science;
-a man of scientific habits. Bobby had known one or two scientific men
-before, rather wrapped away from ordinary things, but the interest that
-wrapped them was something that wrapped them away from oneself; one had
-been concerned chiefly with stresses in glass and another with the eggs
-of echinoderms. You always seemed to be looking at the backs of these
-fellows’ heads and smiling at their immense preoccupation. But this
-man Devizes was wrapped up in the motives and thoughts of people; he
-didn’t look away from you; he looked into you. That grew upon Bobby’s
-consciousness. Devizes’ eye lacked delicacy.
-
-He had come down for the week-end chiefly to deal with Sargon. He went
-up and had long talks to Sargon. He was “treating” Sargon. He didn’t
-go up and talk to Sargon as man to man, as Bobby would have done. He
-went up to a sort of mental jiu-jitsu with Sargon to exercise him
-and push him about into new attitudes. Devizes was formidable enough
-in himself, but far more formidable as a portent. He had all the
-appearance of being a precursor, the most vigorous precursor--they were
-all precursors!--of a new type of human relationships, relationships
-without delicate reservations, without rich accumulations of feeling
-behind emotions avoided and things unsaid. So it seemed to Bobby,
-who didn’t for a moment suspect how much these people were avoiding
-and suppressing. Christina Alberta’s thoughts and speech seemed to
-him to be moving about without a stitch on, like the people in some
-horrible Utopia by Wells. He compared the vast impalpable network of
-“understanding” he and Tessy had woven between each other.
-
-“New people,” he whispered, and looked Paul Lambone’s new house in the
-face. To him they were stupendously new, an immense discovery. The
-war had overstrained him, he realized, and left him too tired for a
-time to see new things. He had been one of the vast multitude of those
-who had come out of the war in the expectation of a trite and obvious
-old-fashioned millennium, and who expressed their disappointment
-by declaring that nothing had happened except devastation and
-impoverishment. They were too jaded at first to observe anything else.
-But indeed Bobby now realized the European world had been travelling
-faster and faster since the break-up of the armed peace in 1914; and
-here were new types, new habits of thought, new ideas, new reactions,
-new morals, new ways of living. He discovered himself in the advent of
-a new age, a new age that was coming so fast that there hadn’t been
-time ever to clear the forms and institutions of the old age away. They
-weren’t reversed or abolished, they weren’t overthrown, they were just
-disregarded. Which was just why it was possible to get along for a year
-or so without noting the tremendous changes everything was undergoing.
-
-“New People.” Did that apply to Sargon? That was Sargon’s room: the two
-long windows between the buttresses. Was Sargon also an escape from the
-established order of relationships into novel things? What was the real
-significance of the absurd little man with his preposterous map of the
-world and his still more preposterous planisphere, who wanted to be
-Lord of the Earth?
-
-
-§ 4
-
-When Bobby came to talk it over with Sargon it seemed to him that
-Devizes had taken the little man completely to pieces and presented
-him with the disarticulated portions of himself. Devizes went back to
-London on Monday; he took Christina Alberta with him in his hired car;
-but Lambone urged Bobby to stay on for a day or so to cheer up the
-patient. Lambone, so far as he could discover his own intentions, meant
-to stay on at Udimore for a week or more and work. Bobby saw Christina
-Alberta off, meditated on her for an hour, then gave the rest of the
-morning to Aunt Suzannah and the afternoon to Sargon; and Sargon, who
-was distinctly better, sat propped up by two pillows and discussed the
-dissected structure of himself.
-
-“Not a bit fatigued,” said Sargon. “I’m having a tonic now. Every three
-hours.”
-
-He considered his next remark for some moments before he made it. “Who
-_is_ this Mr. Paul Lambone?” he asked. “It is very hospitable for him
-to entertain us. Very. (_H’rrmp_).... Is he a friend of yours?”
-
-“He’s quite a well-known writer. He’s a friend of Christina Alberta’s.”
-
-“She has so many friends. Young people do nowadays. And what is this
-Dr. Devizes?”
-
-“He is a nervous specialist, and he was consulted--he was consulted
-about the possibilities of getting you away from that--Place.”
-
-“Nervous specialist. He is a wonderful talker--most intelligent and
-(h’rrmp) understanding. I have a curious feeling that somewhere,
-somewhen, somehow I have met him before. In this life--or some other.
-It is all quite vague, and he does not seem to have any corresponding
-recollection. No. Probably a coincidence of some sort.”
-
-Bobby saw nothing in the coincidence.
-
-Sargon shut his eyes for a second or so.
-
-“We talked of my recent experiences,” he resumed.
-
-“Naturally,” said Bobby, helping.
-
-“There has been a lot of confusion about my personality. It is a
-trouble more frequent nowadays than it used to be. Most of my life
-I have thought that I was a person called Albert Edward Preemby, a
-limited person, a most limited person. Then I had a light. I began
-to realize that nobody could really be such a thing as that Albert
-Edward Preemby. I began to seek for myself. I had reason--too long to
-explain--to suppose that I was Sargon the First, the great Sumerian,
-the founder of the first Empire in the world. Then--then came trouble.
-You saw something of it. I grasped at the sceptre--one afternoon--in
-Holborn--rashly. Most painful affair. I was sent to that Place. Yes. It
-shook me. Humiliations. Hardship. Real--uncleanness. I doubted whether
-I wasn’t after all just that little Preemby. A human rabbit. My faith
-faltered. I admit it faltered.”
-
-He mused painfully for some moments.
-
-Then he laid his hand reassuringly on Bobby’s wrist.
-
-“I _am_ Sargon,” he said. “Talking to your friend Devizes has cleared
-my mind greatly. I _am_ Sargon, but in a rather different sense from
-what I had imagined. Preemby was, as I had supposed, a mere accidental
-covering. But----”
-
-The little face puckered with intellectual effort. “I am not
-_exclusively_ Sargon. You--you perhaps are still unawakened--but you
-are Sargon too. His blood is in our veins. We are co-heirs. It is
-fairly easy to understand. Sargon, regal position. Naturally many
-wives. Political--biological necessity. Offspring numerous. They
-again--positions of advantage--many children. Next generation, more.
-Like a vast expanding beam of intellectual and moral force. You can
-prove it--prove it by mathematics. Dr. Devizes and I--we worked it out
-on a piece of paper. We are all descended from Sargon, just as we are
-all descended from Cæsar--just as nearly all English and Americans are
-descended from William the Conqueror. Few people realize this. A little
-arithmetic--it is perfectly plain. Long before the Christian era the
-blood of Sargon was diffused throughout all mankind. His traditions
-still more so. We all inherit. Not merely from him--from all the great
-kings, from all the noble conquerors. From all the brave and beautiful
-women. All the statesmen and inventors and creators. If not directly
-from them, from their fathers and mothers. All that rich wine from the
-past is in my veins. And I thought I was just Albert Edward Preemby!
-And at Woodford Wells I went for a silly little walk nearly every
-afternoon with sixpence in my pocket to spend and nothing in the world
-to do! For twenty years. It seems incredible.”
-
-The blue eyes sought confirmation from Bobby, who nodded.
-
-“There was I walking about Epping Forest in a suit of clothes I
-never really liked--a rather exaggerated golfing suit with baggy
-knickerbockers that my wife chose for me--they seemed to get baggier
-every year--and I was quite ignorant that I was the heir of all the
-ages, and that the whole earth down to the centre and up to the sky was
-mine. And yours. Ours. I had no sense of duty to it; I hadn’t woke up
-to self-respect. I wasn’t only Sargon, but all the men and women who
-have ever mattered on earth. I was God’s Everlasting Servant. Instead
-of which I was rather timid about horses and strange dogs, and often
-when I saw people approaching and thought they were observing me and
-speaking about me, I did not know what to do with my arms and legs, and
-became quite confused about them.”
-
-He paused to smile at the thought of it.
-
-“It has been interesting to talk to your Dr. Devizes of the absurdity
-of that contracted blind littleness in which I lived so long. We talked
-of the Great Man I really was, the Great Men we really were. All the
-Incorporated Great Men. You and I, the same. Because in the past you
-and I and he were one, and in the future we may come together again. We
-have just separated to take hold of things as the hand separates into
-thumb and fingers. We talked of the time when the spirit that is in
-us made the first hut, launched the first ship, rode the first horse.
-We could not remember those great moments as exact incidents, but we
-recalled them--generally. We recalled a blazing day when a band of men
-went out across a sandy desert for the first time, and when a man first
-stood upon a glacier. It was--slippery. Then I remembered watching my
-people heap up the earth-walls of my first city. We went out against
-the robbers of the first herds. Then Dr. Devizes and I stood in
-imagination on a sort of quarter-deck, and watched our men lugging the
-great oars of the galley that took us to Iceland and Vinland. We both
-saw. We planned the Great Walls of China; I counted our lateen sails
-upon our grand canal. You see, I have built a million wonderful temples
-and made an innumerable multititude of lovely sculptures, paintings,
-jewels and decorations. I had forgotten it, but I have. And I have
-loved a billion loves--I have indeed--to bring me here. We all have. We
-talked it over, your Dr. Devizes and I. I had not dreamt the millionth
-part of what I am. When I thought I was Sargon wholly and solely I
-still did not realize my great inheritance and my enormous destiny.
-Even now I am only beginning to see that.... It is preposterous to
-think that I who have all this past of efforts and adventures behind me
-should have been content to run about Woodford Wells in a ridiculous
-suit of tweeds with plus-four breeches that were extremely heavy and
-uncomfortable--they tickled me, you know--on hot days. Yet I did. I
-did.... Not realizing.... I used to go on until I could endure it no
-longer, and then I would have to stop and scratch behind my knees....
-
-“Of course, when I called myself Sargon, King of Kings, and proposed
-to rule all the world I was--Dr. Devizes called it--_symbolizing_. Of
-course, everybody is really Sargon, King of Kings, and everybody ought
-to take hold of all the world and save it and rule it just as I have
-got to do.”
-
-He had concluded his exposition. He had spread out his disarticulated
-parts before Bobby just as Devizes had returned them to him.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-“But just what are you going to do?” said Bobby.
-
-“I have been thinking of that.”
-
-For a little while he continued to think.
-
-“It becomes all different,” he said, “when one realizes that one is not
-the _only_ Sargon. I thought of being a great king, a great leader,
-with the rest of the world just following me. I doubt if I ever felt
-quite _up_ to a job of that sort, but I couldn’t see any other way of
-being Sargon and a king. Now I do. I did my best, but even when I went
-to Buckingham Palace I realized that the thing was going to be too big
-for me. I was telling Dr. Devizes--I told him, that since he was Sargon
-and King just as much as me and that almost anyone might become Sargon
-and King, then it wasn’t a case for palaces and thrones any longer, or
-for being proclaimed and crowned--such things were as much out of date
-as flint implements; and that the real things was to be just a kingly
-person and work with all the other kingly persons in the world to make
-the world worthy of our high descent. Anyone who wakes up to that
-becomes a kingly person. We can be active kings even if we remain kings
-incognito. One can be a laundryman like I was when I was just Preemby,
-and think of nothing but the profits and needs and vanities and fears
-of a little laundryman--and how dull it was!--or one can be a king, the
-descendant of ten thousand kings, the joint heir to the inheritance
-of all human affairs, the lord of the generations still unborn--who
-happens to be living in exile as a laundryman.”
-
-He paused.
-
-“I agree with most of that,” said Bobby. “It’s--it’s attractive.”
-
-“So far it is as plain as can be. But after that the difficulties
-begin. It isn’t enough just to say you are a king. You have to be a
-king. You have to _do_. You can’t be a king and not do kingly things.
-But it’s just there that Dr. Devizes and I--we weren’t so clear.
-There’s a lot to be thought out. What is my kingly task? In this frail
-body--and what I am? I am not clear. Yet the mere fact that I am not
-clear shows clearly where I have to begin. I have to get clear. I have
-to get knowledge, find out about my kingdom. That’s reasonable. I have
-to learn more about my great inheritance, our great inheritance, the
-history of it, the possibilities of it, the ways of the men who misrule
-it. I have to learn about business and economics and money; and then
-when I see it all plain I have to exert myself and vote and work, and I
-have to find out what particular gifts I have and how I may best give
-them to our kingdom. Each king must glorify his particular reign with
-his particular gift. We agreed about that.
-
-“So far I do not know my particular gift. Dr. Devizes says that so
-far as he is concerned he must work out human motives and human
-relationships; his gift and his natural interest is for mental science.
-He has his task meted out for him, his kingly task. But for me at
-present there isn’t that much self-knowledge. I have to begin lower
-down and with broader questions. I have to learn about the universe
-and about the history of this world-empire of Sargon’s, and of all the
-things I have neglected in my dreams and littleness. I have to go to
-school again. To learn how to think harder. I don’t mind the fatigue.
-But I am impatient. When I think of all that lies before me, the
-reading, the inquiries, the visits to museums and suchlike places, I
-want to get up right away and begin. I have lived so unobservant and
-irresponsible a life that I am puzzled how to account for the years I
-have spent. I have mooned them away. But I am glad I have awakened to
-my kingship before it is too late.
-
-“I am quite a young man still. I am a little past forty, but that is
-nothing. Half of that was childhood and boyhood, and much of the rest
-inattention. For all I know I may live for another forty years. I’m
-not half through. And they may be the best years, the full years. I
-can spend three or four just learning--learning the round world. I
-shall begin to find out politics, and why men and women are servile
-and little-minded. I shall begin to realize how I can extend to those
-others this great liberation that has come to me. I shall begin to have
-a political life. A man who has no political life is like a rat which
-lives in a ship rather than like a man who navigates it. Then within
-that I shall begin to find my own proper life, my particular task.
-It is premature, I think, but I am very greatly drawn to the riddle
-of madness and asylums. I do not understand why there is madness. It
-puzzles and distresses me, and Dr. Devizes agrees with me that when a
-thing puzzles and distresses the mind the thing to do is to gather all
-the knowledge and ideas one can about it--scientifically. Presently it
-ceases to distress; it interests and occupies. And when I was in--that
-Place, I talked to some of those poor creatures. I was very sorry for
-them, I made them promises to help them when my kingdom came. And now I
-begin to see what my kingdom is, and the way in which I must enter in
-to possess it. Perhaps in good time I shall learn and spread knowledge
-about asylums, and make things better in them so that they will not
-simply imprison people but help and cure them.
-
-“It was Dr. Devizes’ idea, I think--or we may have worked it out
-together--that there is a real and important purpose in madness. It
-is a sort of simplification, a removal of checks and controls, and a
-sort of natural experiment. The secret things of the mind are laid
-bare. But then if poor souls are to suffer that sort of thing to
-yield knowledge for others, they ought to be treated properly; they
-ought to be cherished and made the utmost use of, and not handed over
-to such brutes as we had.... I can’t tell you. Not yet. Brutes they
-were.... And in their sane moments--they all have sane moments, these
-lunatics--they ought to be comforted and told.”
-
-The queer little round face, with its sprouting moustache and its pale
-blue eyes, stared at Bobby.
-
-“When first I saw you,” said Sargon, “I did not realize in the
-least how things really were between us. I was still wrapped up in
-vaingloriousness; I thought I was a great prophet and teacher and
-king, and that all the world had to obey me. I thought you were going
-to be the first and best and nearest of my disciples. But now I know
-better about myself. And about other people. They are here not to be
-my followers and disciples but to be my fellow kings. We have to work
-together with all the others who are awakened, for our kingdom and the
-great progress of mankind.”
-
-He went on talking rather to himself than to Bobby.
-
-“I have always wanted to know things, but now I shall have the will
-really to know them. I shall be different now. It seems incredible
-that a little while ago I was bothered about what I should do with my
-time. Now I am only eager to get at things, and however long my time
-may be I know it will be full. It is astonishing to me that there
-has been flying in my kingdom for a dozen years, and I have never
-been in an aeroplane. I must look at the world from an aeroplane. And
-perhaps I shall need to go to India and China and suchlike strange and
-wonderful countries, because they, too, are a part of my inheritance.
-I need to know about them. And jungles and wildernesses that we have
-to subjugate; I have to see them. The beasts are under us; we have
-to cherish them or destroy them mercifully as the necessities of
-our kingdom may require. It is a terrible thing even to be lord of
-a beast. All the beasts, wild or tame, are under our dominion. And
-there is science. All the wonderful work men do in laboratories and
-their marvellous discoveries are our care. If I do not understand I
-may hinder. How blind I have been to the splendour of my life. When I
-think of all these things, I can hardly endure to be here in bed; I am
-so impatient to get on with them. But I suppose I must be patient with
-these poor wheezing lungs.
-
-“Patient,” he repeated.
-
-He looked at his wrist-watch and it had stopped. “Can you tell me the
-time? At seven I ought to take some more of that excellent tonic. It
-is working wonders in me. But no! don’t trouble; the nurse will be
-thinking of it.... It puts fresh life into me.”
-
-
-§ 6
-
-But Sargon did not live forty years more, nor thirty, nor twenty. He
-lived just a day under seven weeks from that conversation. He stayed
-in bed for two days after Bobby returned to London; then Lambone also
-went and he became intractable. As his strength returned he bothered
-his nurse more and more for books he couldn’t name or describe, and for
-volumes of the _Encyclopædia Britannica_; and when she declared that
-seven volumes of that monumental publication were surely as much as any
-invalid could need at one time, he got up and put on his rough little
-dressing-gown and came paddling downstairs, h’rrmping resolutely, to
-the library. After that he got up for three days running. A fire was
-made in the most bookish corner of the downstairs room and screens put
-to keep him warm. But his tonic was driving him, perhaps it was too
-stimulating a tonic, and he would not stay in his protected corner.
-
-The nurse seems to have been a weak, complaining character, indisposed
-to act without authority. She telephoned through to Devizes in London,
-but she did not succeed in making clear to him the gravity of Sargon’s
-misbehaviour. The crowning offence came when he wouldn’t go to bed at
-seven, but instead slipped out, in an overcoat and a wrapper indeed but
-in slippers, upon the terrace before the house. His bare ankles and
-legs were exposed to the cold wind. The slow-moving periodic beams of
-light from the lighthouse upon the coast, sweeping across the phantom
-hills under the clear starlight, had drawn him out, those processional
-lights, and Sirius that white splendour, and the steadfast sprawling
-glory of Orion. It was a clear November night with frost in the air.
-The nurse heard him cough and rushed out to him. He was looking at
-Sirius through Lambone’s field-glasses and she had to drag him in by
-main force. She lost her temper; there was an ungracious struggle.
-
-The next day he was in no state to leave his bed. Yet he tossed about
-and exposed his inflamed chest in feeble attempts to read. “I know
-nothing,” he complained. For a while he got better again, and then it
-is highly probable that he went to his open window in the night and sat
-for a long time wondering at the stars. After that came a relapse and a
-week or so of struggle, and then after a phase of delirium came great
-weakness, and then one night, death. He was quite alone when he died.
-
-Bobby had not expected the death at all. He heard of it from Christina
-Alberta with great astonishment. He had been told nothing of Sargon
-being worse nor of his misbehaviour; he had been thinking of him rather
-enviously as growing steadily stronger and better and gratifying day by
-day a happy and expanding curiosity. He had looked forward presently to
-another talk and another phase in this odd belated adolescence. It was
-as though an interesting story had come to an abrupt end in the middle,
-as though all its concluding chapters had been torn out rudely and
-unreasonably.
-
-This mood of frustrated sympathy lasted over the cremation of Sargon
-at Golders Green. Bobby went to that queer ceremony. He arrived late
-with Billy; the coffin that held the little body stood ready to glide
-into the furnace, the Church of England burial service had already
-begun. There were very few people in the chapel. Christina Alberta in
-the black she had worn for her mother was in the front seat, as chief
-mourner, between Paul Lambone and Devizes. Behind her with an air
-of earnest support were Harold and Fay Crumb, astonishingly in deep
-mourning and following the service meticulously in two prayer-books.
-An unpleasant-looking individual with a very long pock-marked sheep’s
-face, small eyes and habitual-looking blacks turned round and stared
-at Bobby as he came in. He was accompanied by a very large blonde
-lady who seemed to have slept in her mourning under a bed. Relations
-of the deceased? The air of relationship was unmistakable. Behind,
-a young woman and two detached old ladies seemed to be indulging a
-simple propensity for funeral services at large. They completed the
-congregation.
-
-Christina Alberta looked unusually small and overshadowed by her two
-odd men friends. It was a grey day outside, and the general effect of
-the gathering was thin and scattered and damp and chilly. The organ
-was playing as Bobby came in, and he thought he had never heard a less
-musical organ. The service as it went on sounded more and more trite
-and theological and insincere. What an old second-hand damp mackintosh
-the Church of England is, thought Bobby, for a striving soul to wear?
-But then what can any religion in the world really be in the face of
-normal death? Theologically one should rejoice when a good man dies,
-but none of these religions had had the pluck to brazen it out to that
-extent. None can get rid of the effect of confrontation with a blank
-amazing interrogation. Was there anything within that coffin there that
-heard or cared a jot for those sombre mummeries?
-
-Bobby’s thoughts converged upon that still thing within the coffin. The
-little face would be wearing a waxen unaccustomed dignity; the round,
-preposterously innocent blue eyes would be closed and a little sunken.
-Where were those thoughts and hopes, now, that Bobby had listened to
-a few weeks since? Sargon had talked of flying, of visiting India and
-China, of doing noble work in the world. He had said that half his life
-still lay before him. He had seemed to be opening like a flower on the
-first sunny morning of a belated spring. And it was all delusion; the
-door of death that had slammed upon him was already closing then.
-
-Surely those hopes had been life! In them if in anything was something
-of the life that lives and cannot die. But was it yonder? No. That in
-the coffin there was no more than a photographic impression, a cast
-garment, the parings of a nail. There was more of Sargon now in Bobby’s
-brain alone, than in that coffin. But Sargon, where was he? Where were
-those dreams and desires?
-
-Bobby became aware of the voice of the officiating clergyman driving
-high, like a flying bird, over the welter of his thoughts: “_But some
-men will say, How are the dead raised up? and with what body do they
-come? Thou fool, that which thou sowest is not quickened unless it die.
-And that which thou sowest, thou sowest not the body that shall be, but
-bare grain, it may chance of wheat or any other grain: But God giveth
-it a body, as it hath pleased him, but to every seed its own body...._”
-
-“Queer, tortuous, ingenious fellow that Paul,” thought Bobby. Now
-what exactly was he driving at there? Queer fellow! Bad manners too
-with his “Thou fool.” A rather strained analogy this about the seed,
-“sown in corruption.” After all a seed was the cleanest, most living
-bit of vegetable matter you could have; it had to be sown in clean
-mould. Growing plants you manured perhaps, but not seed-boxes. But
-there was a queer insistence in the discourse of the “difference,” the
-discontinuity, of the new life. What was to come was to be altogether
-different from what was sown. Bobby had never noted that before, never
-noted how plainly the apostle insisted that no body, no earthly sort of
-body, no personality, ever came back.
-
-“_The glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial
-is another. There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the
-moon, and another glory of the stars; for one star differeth from
-another star in glory._”
-
-What was the drift of that? Was it translated properly? What had Paul
-been up against in Corinth? After all, why couldn’t the Church speak
-to one’s living needs instead of disinterring this Levantine argument?
-And that analogy of the seed; was it after all a good one? Whatever
-comes from a seed must itself die again; it is no more immortal than
-the plant that came before it. The clergyman was going too fast, too,
-to follow him closely. Better get a prayer-book at home afterwards and
-read all this.
-
-“_O Grave where is thy sting? O death where is thy victory? The sting
-of death is sin and the strength of sin is in the law._”
-
-No. There was no following that. It sounded like nonsense. One just
-missed the implications. It was like listening to some one who was
-too far off to be heard distinctly but who made eloquent gestures and
-noises.
-
-The service came to an embarrassed pause. Everyone was motionless,
-arrested.
-
-“_Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live.... He cometh
-up and is cut down like a flower; he fleeth as it were a shadow...._”
-
-Set in motion by unseen hands the coffin went gliding towards the
-furnace doors which opened to receive it. There was a deep roar, a
-sound like a mighty rushing wind, an elemental and chaotic sound....
-
-Life is a faint dispersed film upon one little planet, but flames roar
-like this and great winds rush and whirl, out to the remotest star in
-the unfathomable depths of space. That deep disorderly tumult is the
-true voice of lifeless matter, not of dead matter, for what has never
-lived cannot be dead, but of lifeless matter, outside of and beneath
-and beyond life.
-
-Everyone in the chapel seemed still and bowed and hushed and dwarfed to
-minute dimensions until the furnace doors had closed again upon that
-soulless devouring clamour.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER THE FOURTH
-
-_May at Udimore_
-
-
-§ 1
-
-Bobby _forgot_ that glimpse of the elemental powers that the furnace
-doors had given him altogether, for such things do not remain
-naturally in the mind. They inconvenience life. But the voice of the
-clergyman hustling the arguments of St. Paul along, and the scene in
-the Crematorium Chapel with the little coffin waiting to be launched
-into eternity and the few still black mourners dotted among the yellow
-benches came back to him very vividly when Paul Lambone began to quote
-and twist those familiar sentences about the contrast between the
-corruptible and the incorruptible and expand a fantastic philosophy of
-his own. Bobby had always intended to read that funeral service over
-again slowly and judicially, but he had never done so and he regretted
-it now very much. It left him--and Paul of Tarsus--at the mercy of
-Paul Lambone, and he knew that Paul Lambone loved ingenious slight
-misquotations.
-
-It was a very warm, serenely still May evening, and Lambone’s party
-sat after dinner in the twilight, some just inside the house and some
-on deck-chairs upon the terrace. They looked out over the marsh and
-over the still sea. The sky was like the inside of a deep blue globe
-on which an ever increasing multitude of starry midges was alighting,
-and Rye and Winchelsea crouched low beneath it, black low lumps with a
-street light and a window or so showing minutely. Receding out to sea
-was a liner quite brightly lit. With a swift steadiness the beam of the
-nearer lighthouse swept the distant flats, came near, lit the faces of
-the talkers, lit the room, called a church tower and a group of trees
-into existence and dropped them back into the darkness and forgot about
-them and passed on. And then presently it was coming again, a thin
-white streak of light hurrying far away across the levels.
-
-When one’s attention wandered from the talk one became aware of an
-abundance of nightingales. They were nightingales newly come from the
-south. One or it might be two were in the trees close at hand; others
-remoter wove a gauze curtain of faint sweet sounds over the visible
-universe.
-
-Bobby sat on the step between the room and the terrace with his back
-against a pillar and with his empty coffee-cup beside him. He had put
-himself there by the feet of Christina Alberta, who was deep in a big
-arm-chair and very still. Her face was dim except when her cigarette
-glowed and showed a red-lit unfamiliar face. And yet that afternoon
-she had been the most familiar thing in the world to him; she had
-kissed him and pulled his ears and he had kissed her bare shoulders
-and clasped her in his arms. Devizes too was silent and preoccupied.
-He sat over against Christina Alberta on the other side of the opening
-of the room; and he was so much in the twilight that except when the
-lighthouse beam lit his face, only his shining shoes and socks were
-clearly visible to Bobby. There had been times when Bobby had thought
-that Devizes was in love with Christina Alberta, and he had a vague
-inexplicable feeling that to some extent she was or had been in love
-with Devizes. He had a sense of unfathomed deeps in their relationship,
-but he did not know where these deeps lay. If Christina Alberta loved
-Devizes she would have said so. Bobby knew of no reason why she
-should not. But to-day she had hugged and kissed Bobby so that it was
-impossible to believe she loved anyone else.
-
-Yet in the last three or four months she had gone about with Devizes
-a lot; Bobby had seen her mind responding and changing with her talks
-with this man. She used to quote him, and she would say things exactly
-like the things he said. It had been a great inconvenience and trial
-to Bobby, this preoccupation. And then suddenly he found Devizes
-wasn’t the lover at all, never could have been a lover. That day she
-had proved that up to the hilt. And now in a state between pride and
-servitude Bobby sat at her feet. He sat at her feet and close to her;
-Devizes in the darkness was remote, a full three yards away.
-
-Except for Lambone’s unquenchable flow it had not been a very talkative
-party. To-night it was less talkative than ever. “This is too perfect,”
-Margaret Means had sighed. “I can’t talk. I just thank God I am alive,”
-and she had nestled into her big deck-chair upon the terrace. This was
-the girl--it had suddenly become apparent to Bobby a fortnight ago in
-London--whom Devizes intended to marry. Abruptly she had come upon the
-scene to destroy the triangle that had obsessed Bobby’s imagination.
-A sweetly pretty fragile thing she was; in the twilight she seemed as
-faint and fragrant as nightstock, and she was a wonderful pianist.
-Last night she had played for two hours. Paul’s sister, Miss Lambone,
-had been evoked from somewhere in the west of England to come and be
-hostess to the engaged couple. Bobby had tried to talk to Christina
-Alberta about Margaret, but Christina Alberta hadn’t wanted to talk
-about her. “You see,” said Christina Alberta compactly, “she has opened
-the whole world of music to him. That’s what brought them together.
-She’s clever; she’s very clear and clever.
-
-“I’d never heard of her--until you mentioned their engagement.
-
-“They’ve gone to concerts together and that sort of thing. He’s known
-her much longer than he has known me.”
-
-“When did you first meet Devizes?”
-
-“About the time my Daddy came to Midgard Street. As recently as that.
-It’s hardly six months. Paul Lambone took me to him to get advice
-about Daddy. But _they_ have been going about--for more than a year.
-I thought it was just music that interested them. They’d seemed to be
-friends. And I thought he didn’t mean to marry again. He just suddenly
-decided.”
-
-Christina Alberta reflected. “That’s the way with life, Bobby. Things
-accumulate, and then you suddenly decide.”
-
-“Had she been undecided? Had she made him wait?”
-
-“Not her,” said Christina Alberta with a remarkable hardness in her
-voice.
-
-“No,” she said. “_He_ decided.”
-
-She seemed to feel there was still something to express. “He just took
-hold of the situation.”
-
-
-§ 2
-
-This was Bobby’s second visit to Udimore. Paul Lambone had suddenly
-seen fit to gather this party; apparently on the spur of Devizes’
-engagement. In the interval Bobby had seen Christina Alberta a number
-of times and developed an immense sense of relationship to her. It
-filled his life. He had always been dreaming things about her from the
-time when he anticipated her with blue eyes and a fragile person, and
-always she was and did things that tore his dreams to shreds. This
-made her profoundly interesting. More and more he had become dependent
-upon her for interest. He wanted to marry her if only to make sure he
-wouldn’t lose the interest of her. She had refused--twice. Without any
-of the graces proper to the occasion. “No fear, Bobby,” she said. “It
-wouldn’t do. I’m not the woman you take me for.”
-
-“You never are,” he said. “I don’t mind that.”
-
-“You’re the dearest companion,” she said. “I like the way your hair
-grows.”
-
-“Then why not make it yours, and be companions for ever?”
-
-“Nothing more frightful,” she said, and so dismissed the proposal.
-
-They went about together; they spent much of their spare time together
-except for those distressing occasions when she would suddenly throw
-him over to go to a theatre or walk with Devizes. Or to go to Devizes
-to talk. She never hesitated to throw him over for Devizes. Yet Bobby
-got a lot of her. She didn’t know much about theatres or music-halls
-or restaurants or dancing-places or that sort of thing, and Bobby was
-discreetly competent in that province. The Malmesburys felt themselves
-deserted, and Susan was vindictive in her resentment at his frequent
-absence from her bed-time rituals. Tessy, Bobby declared, remained his
-dearest friend; but when he tried to tell her all about himself in the
-old, old fashion--which he did when Christina Alberta was away with
-Devizes--he naturally had to tell her all about Christina Alberta. But
-Tessy declined in the most emphatic way to be told about Christina
-Alberta. It was extremely surprising and disappointing to Bobby to find
-out how incapable Tessy was of appreciating the endless interestingness
-and charm of Christina Alberta. It was a blind spot in her mind. She
-seemed to assume that Christina Alberta was no better than she should
-be, whereas she was much better. It estranged Bobby and Tessy very
-much, and it was a great sorrow to Bobby.
-
-Because Christina Alberta _was_ good--and interesting--beyond dispute.
-She was growing with tremendous rapidity mentally and in her knowledge
-of the world. Every time he met her she seemed more of a person, with
-richer, fuller, more commanding ideas. She seemed to be living every
-moment of her time. She was working now at the Royal College of Science
-under Macbride. She was taking hold of her new studies there with
-tremendous enthusiasm. She was in love with comparative anatomy. Bobby
-had always thought that comparative anatomy was dry, pedantic stuff
-about bones, but she declared it lit up the whole story of life for
-her. It changed her ideas about the world and about herself profoundly.
-“It is the most romantic stuff I have ever read or thought about,” she
-said. “It makes human history seem silly.”
-
-She took him three times to the Natural History Museum at South
-Kensington to show him something of the fine realizations that stirred
-her mind. She made it clear to him how the bones of a wing or the
-scratches of a flint could restore the storms and sunlight and passions
-of ten million years ago.
-
-And then suddenly a week ago Christina Alberta had consented to marry
-Bobby. She had taken back her two refusals. But the way she did it
-made it like everything else she did, astonishing and disconcerting.
-She had a confession to make, and for a time until he could think it
-over thoroughly that confession seemed to Bobby to explain her refusals
-completely and to clear up everything about her.
-
-She got him to take her to Hampton Court. But they did not go into the
-gardens because they saw through the park gates that the chestnuts of
-Bushey Avenue were in full blossom; they went instead by the pond and
-up under the riotously flowering branches. A belated spring was coming
-now in a hurry, warm and brilliant. The trees were glorious. It was as
-if a bright green sea was splashing up warm creamy foam under a shower
-of cannon shots. The blue sky hummed with light.
-
-“The spring has come fast now that it has begun to come,” she said.
-
-He felt she had something to say and waited.
-
-“I never know, Bobby--this year less than ever--whether spring is the
-happiest time in the year or the most miserably restless. Everybody and
-everything is falling in love.”
-
-“I didn’t wait for spring,” said Bobby.
-
-“But what of the frogs that can’t find water?” said Christina Alberta.
-
-“There’s water where there are frogs,” said Bobby.
-
-“Everybody is marrying and giving in marriage,” she said. “I thought--I
-thought--Dr. Devizes at least was an inconsolable widower. But the
-spring tides have caught even him. They catch everybody.”
-
-“They’ve caught you?”
-
-“I don’t know. I’m miserable, Bobby, and restless and all astir.”
-
-“Then let yourself go.”
-
-“One aches--alone.”
-
-“But are you alone?”
-
-“Fairly.”
-
-“There’s me.”
-
-“Bobby dear, what do you want in me?”
-
-“_You._ To be with you. To be always about with you. And to be loved by
-you.”
-
-“It’s kind of you.”
-
-“Oh, nonsense! _Kindness!_”
-
-“Listen, Bobby,” she said, and made a long pause.
-
-Her voice when she spoke had adopted the ease of casual conversation.
-“Do you believe in chastity, Bobby? Could you love a girl who
-wasn’t--chaste?”
-
-Bobby winced as if she had struck his face with a whip. He went white.
-“What do you mean?” he asked.
-
-“Plainly,” she said.
-
-For a time neither of them said a word.
-
-“You have had _your_ experiences,” she thrust. “In France. They all
-did.”
-
-Bobby made no answer to that.
-
-“Now you know,” she flung at him.
-
-For a little while the light had gone out of Bobby’s world.
-
-“Did you love the man?” he asked.
-
-“If I did I don’t remember it. It was just--curiosity. And the stir of
-growing up. And the intolerable sense of being forbidden. No--I think I
-was almost--cold-blooded. I liked the look of him. And then I disliked
-him.... But there it is, Bobby. That’s how things are.”
-
-Bobby weighed his words. “I’d care if it were any girl but you.
-You--you’re different. I love you. What has or hasn’t happened to you
-doesn’t matter. At least--it doesn’t matter so much.”
-
-“You’re sure it doesn’t matter so much?”
-
-“Quite.”
-
-“Sure for good?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“From this moment you forget, you begin to forget what I have told you?
-As I want to forget it?”
-
-“It will go soon enough if you want to forget it. It doesn’t matter at
-all. I see now, it doesn’t matter at all.”
-
-“But why on earth do you want to marry me, Bobby? What is there in me?
-I’m ugly, rude, greedy, inconsiderate. I’ve no purity, no devotion.”
-
-“You’re incessantly interesting. You’re straight, swift, and endlessly
-beautiful.”
-
-“Bobby, truly! Does it look like that to you?”
-
-“Yes. Doesn’t my manner--? Don’t you _know_?”
-
-“Yes,” she said gravely; “I suppose I know.”
-
-She came to a stop in front of him with her arms akimbo. They stood
-looking at one another, and Bobby winced as if he was going to cry. Her
-face was grave and troubled, and then at the sight of his expression
-her smile broke through. Her gravity vanished. She was a different
-Christina Alberta. She was suddenly the gayest conceivable thing to
-him, confident and impudent.
-
-“If you were to kiss me, Bobby, right here and now in Bushey Park,
-would they lock us up?...”
-
-Most wonderful it was to Bobby to take her in his arms. A new
-Christina Alberta was revealed to Bobby; Christina Alberta seen from a
-distance of six inches or so, an amazingly beautiful Christina Alberta.
-One might have thought she had never lived for anything but being loved
-by Bobby.
-
-“You’re learning,” said Christina Alberta after a little while. “Now do
-it all over again, Bobby. Nobody seems to be looking....”
-
-
-§ 3
-
-Neither Lambone nor Devizes had seemed in the least surprised at their
-engagement. Indeed their attitude of gratified expectation was almost
-embarrassing. The young couple had come down to Udimore with Devizes
-and Miss Means under the ample protection of Miss Lambone almost as
-though they had been appointed for each other from the beginning of
-things.
-
-But at Udimore there were further surprises and perplexities for
-Bobby. All day Saturday Christina Alberta seemed to be not so much
-in love as in a thoroughly bad temper. She seemed far more concerned
-by the fact that Devizes was going to marry Miss Means than by the
-generous devotion that Bobby was prepared to lavish upon her. She was
-inattentive to his various little manœuvres to get isolated with her.
-The two couples played tennis after tea until it was time to dress for
-dinner; she was badly out of practice and fundamentally unorthodox, and
-Margaret played with a smoothness and sweetness that roused her to a
-pitch of viciousness only too evident to Bobby’s fine perceptions. It
-seemed to Bobby that Devizes also noted her annoyance, but Miss Means
-was blissfully unobservant of anything in the world but Devizes.
-
-On Sunday morning Christina Alberta carried off Bobby through the
-distant cheerfulness of church bells for a walk to Brede Castle. And
-she announced to Bobby that she did not intend to marry him.
-
-Bobby protested. “You don’t love me?”
-
-“Haven’t I kissed you? Didn’t I hug you? Haven’t I ruffled your hair?”
-
-“Then why don’t you want to marry me?”
-
-“I do not want to marry anyone. I don’t love anybody. Except of course
-you. But even you, I can’t marry. I want to be loved, Bobby, yes. But
-not to be married.”
-
-“But why? Not the--the old reason?”
-
-“No. I took your word about that. But all the same I don’t want to
-marry you, Bobby.... I think it’s because I don’t want to be bound up
-with anyone’s life. I don’t want to be a wife. I want to be my free and
-independent self. I’ve got to grow. That’s it, Bobby. I want to be free
-to grow.”
-
-Bobby made protesting noises.
-
-“I don’t want some one seeing me grow all the time. You’d always be
-looking at me, Bobby; I know you would.”
-
-It was useless of Bobby to say he wouldn’t. He would.
-
-“I didn’t know that things were going to take me like this until I
-fixed to marry you. I wanted to marry you when I consented--honestly
-I did. I wanted dreadfully then to get close to some one, as close as
-possible, and to be kissed and told ‘There! There!’ and to keep there.
-It was a comfort for me, Bobby. You are a comfort for me. I’d ache to
-madness without you. But how close we come when we love, Bobby, and how
-far away we are all the time! How can we know each other when we hardly
-know ourselves? When we don’t _dare_ know ourselves?
-
-“You are such a dear, Bobby. You are so warm and kind that it seems
-ungrateful not to give myself to you with both hands. But I just
-can’t. I’m not a normal woman perhaps. Or something has happened to me
-unawares. Perhaps life has cheated me out of something.... Oh, I don’t
-know, Bobby. I want some one dreadfully; I want you dreadfully and I
-don’t want you at all. I’d rather be dead than a female thing like
-Margaret Means. If _that’s_ marrying----!”
-
-“But I thought,” said Bobby, “after all that’s happened----”
-
-“No.”
-
-“I’ll wait ten years for you,” said Bobby, “on the chance of your
-altering your mind.”
-
-“You are the dearest comforter,” said Christina Alberta, and stopped
-short....
-
-And suddenly she had put her hands upon his shoulders and clung to him
-and broken into a wild passion of weeping.
-
-“Wetting you instead of wedding you,” she sobbed and laughed. “Oh, my
-poor Bobby! you dear lover!”
-
-She clung to him for a time. Then she detached herself and stood wiping
-her eyes, the Christina Alberta he generally knew, except for the
-traces of her tears. “If women can’t control their emotions better,”
-she said, “they’ll have to go back to Harems. We can’t have it both
-ways. But I _won’t_ marry you. There’s no man in the world I can marry.
-I’m going to be a free and independent woman, Bobby. From now on.”
-
-“But I don’t understand!” said Bobby.
-
-“It’s not because I don’t want you to love me.”
-
-He was baffled. “_Bobby!_” she whispered, and seemed to glow.
-
-Bobby took her back into his arms and held her, and pressed his cheek
-and ears against hers, and kissed her and kissed her again, and it
-seemed to him to mark his own unworthiness that he should think at such
-a time that there were no such wonderful kisses in the world as kisses
-flavoured with salt tears.
-
-And yet she wasn’t going to marry him! She had snatched herself back
-from him and nevertheless she was in his arms.
-
-He was enormously perplexed at what was happening, but it was quite
-clear that the end of his engagement was not to be the end of his
-love-making. Anyhow here was love. It was so manifestly the time for
-love. High May ruled the world. About them there were hawthorn trees
-white with blossom and great bushes of elder just breaking into flower.
-
-
-§ 4
-
-Bobby sat in the gloaming with his friends and thought of the things
-that had happened to him that day, thought of Christina Alberta’s
-salt tears and the incessant intriguing strangeness of her ways. He
-was still immensely puzzled, but now in a large, restful, contented
-fashion. Christina Alberta and he were not to marry it seemed;
-nevertheless he had kissed her and embraced her, and he was free to sit
-at her feet. For a time he was not even to humiliate himself by telling
-these others he was not to marry her. He said nothing. His thoughts and
-feelings were beyond words. Christina Alberta too was darkly silent.
-Everyone indeed seemed preoccupied. Talk about the view and the stars
-and the coming of the nightingales, and about migratory birds and
-lighthouses rambled on for a time and died away.
-
-They were all too full for talking. The silence lengthened. He wondered
-what would happen if nobody spoke any more. He thought of Christina
-Alberta close behind him and he began to quiver in all his being. The
-silence was becoming oppressive. He felt as though he could no longer
-change his attitude. Nobody stirred. But Lambone saved the situation.
-
-“It is exactly six months ago to-night that Sargon died upstairs,” said
-Lambone. He paused and seemed to answer an unspoken question. “We don’t
-know when he died exactly. He just faded out in the night.”
-
-“I wish I could have known him,” said Margaret Means after quite a long
-interval.
-
-Bobby’s thoughts came round to Sargon. That still young woman sitting
-in the darkness behind him ceased to dominate his thoughts. He was
-moved to speak, and had to cough to clear his throat.
-
-“I hate to think of his being burnt and scattered,” he said.
-
-“It’s not so disagreeable,” said Miss Lambone, “as to think of the body
-all shut up in the coffin and decaying.”
-
-“Oh, don’t!” cried Bobby. “It’s death--any death, that I hate to think
-of. Now when it is spring time, when the whole world is so full of
-life, I remember all he was, the hopes he had, and they are scattered
-and dispersed. Anyhow they are scattered and dispersed, they are not
-boxed up and locked up and buried.... When I was here last he was like
-a little boy who has just heard of the world. He was going to fly,
-going to India and China, going to learn all about everything and then
-do all sorts of splendid things. And there were the beastly bacteria at
-work in his lungs and beating his strength down and none of it was ever
-to happen.... When first I heard he was dead I could not believe it.”
-
-“_Is_ he dead?” said Paul Lambone.
-
-There was no reply to be made to that.
-
-Paul adjusted his shoulder-blades a little more comfortably against the
-back of the small deep sofa on which he sat. “The more I think over
-Sargon the less dead he seems to me, and the more important he becomes.
-I don’t agree with you, Roothing. I don’t find anything futile in his
-life. I think he was--symbolically--perfect. I have thought about him
-endlessly.”
-
-“And talked,” said Devizes, “endlessly.”
-
-“And given you some very helpful ideas for your treatment. Don’t be
-ungrateful. You think that Sargon is over. He has only just begun. You
-are becoming too professional with success, Devizes. You begin to take
-up cases and work them off and drop them out of your mind. You don’t go
-on with them and learn. You don’t sit about and think about them as I
-do. I continue to think about Sargon. I go on with him because he is
-still a living being for me. I have got a new religion from him, the
-religion of Sargonism. I declare him prophet of a new dispensation.
-It is my latest new religion. There will always be new religions, and
-the new religions will always be the only ones that matter. Religion
-is a living thing, and what is alive must be continually dying and be
-continually born again--differently but the same.”
-
-“You believe in immortality, Mr. Lambone,” said Miss Means. “I wish
-that I could. But when I try to imagine it my wits fail me. Sometimes
-one seems to _feel_ what it might be. On a night like this perhaps----”
-
-Her pretty clear voice died away in the stillness as the trail of a
-falling star dies away.
-
-Paul, a large dark lump on the dim pale sofa, went on speaking.
-“Immortality,” he said, “is a mystery. One can only speak of it in dark
-metaphors. How can we believe that each of our individual commonplace
-lives is to have an endless commonplace sequel? That is incredible
-nonsense. Yet we go on living after death nevertheless. When we die we
-are changed. All wise teachers have insisted upon that. As Roothing
-said, we are not boxed up and buried and forgotten. Our real death is
-an escape, and we escape and become--what did you say?--dispersed.
-Immortal life is endless consequence. Our lives are like lines in a
-great poem. It is an unfinished and yet it is a perfect poem. The line
-begins and ends but it has to be there, and once it is there, it is
-there eternally. Nothing could follow if it was not there. But every
-star has not the same glory. Some lives, some lines, stand out as more
-significant than the others. They open a new branch of the subject,
-they start a new point of view, they express something fresh. They are
-geniuses, they are prophets, they are major stars. Sargon was the last,
-the latest of these prophets, and I am his Paul. Not for nothing was I
-christened Paul.”
-
-“Paul of Tarsus,” said Devizes, “was a man of energy.”
-
-“There will always be minor differences in such parallels,” said
-Lambone.
-
-“I will tell you my doctrine,” he said.
-
-He began to talk in that clear miniature voice of his, which was so
-like a little mouse running out of the mountain of his person, of
-Sargon and his struggles with his individuality, and of the struggles
-in every man between his individual life and something greater that
-is also in him. There was a streak of fantasy in what he was saying,
-a touch of burlesque in his constant use of theological and religious
-phrasing, and withal a profound sincerity. In every human being, he
-declared, the little laundryman battled with the King of Kings. He
-expanded and amplified his theme. Ever and again Devizes would cut into
-the monologue and talk for a time, not so much to make objections as to
-restate and amend and amplify. The others said little. Margaret Means
-twice made soft sweet sounds suggestive of intellectual sensuousness,
-and once Christina Alberta said “But--!” very loudly and then “Never
-mind. Go on” and relapsed for a long time into a silence that could
-be felt. Bobby sat still, sometimes listening intently and sometimes
-with his mind spreading out like an uncared-for stream into a number of
-parallel channels. The argument itself was interesting to follow, but
-moving at the side of that was the question of the talker’s sincerity.
-How much of all this stuff did Lambone mean? How much of what he said
-was of a piece with the rest of his observant, self-indulgent life, his
-life as a humorous comment on a universe that was profoundly absurd?
-
-How easily Lambone played with phrases and ideas for which men had
-lived and died! How widely he had read and thought to bring so many
-things together! He produced a great effect of erudition. The Golden
-Bough he had at his fingers’ ends. He talked of the sacramental
-mysteries of half a dozen cults, from Mithraism to ritual sacrifices,
-of varying ideas of personality that had held and swayed human life
-from Fiji to Yucatan. Now he was in pre-Christian Alexandria, and now
-among the Chinese philosophers. The “Superior Person” of Confucius he
-declared was merely an example of our way of translating all Chinese
-phrases as ridiculously as possible; it meant really the Higher and
-Greater Man, the Universal Man, in whom the inferior egotistical man
-merged himself. It was the salvation of the Revivalist everywhere; it
-was the Spiritual Man of Pauline Christianity. When the late Mr. Albert
-Edward Preemby poured out all his little being into the personality of
-Sargon, King of Kings, he was only doing over again what the saints
-and mystics, the religious teachers and fanatics, have done throughout
-the ages. He was just the Master under the Bo Tree translated into the
-cockney of Woodford Wells.
-
-Presently Devizes was talking. Devizes was a great contrast to
-Lambone. He talked a different language. He did not seem nearly so
-clear and clever to Bobby as Lambone did, but he had an effect of
-sincerity and solidity of conviction that Lambone lacked altogether.
-His interventions made all that Lambone said seem like a wild and
-picturesque parody of something that was otherwise inexpressible. Both
-he and Lambone had an air of casting verbal nets for some truth that
-still eluded them. And yet this truth so remotely and imperfectly
-apprehended was for each of them the most important thing in life.
-
-“Stripped of its theological trappings,” Devizes said to Lambone, “your
-new religion is simply a statement of this. That our race has reached,
-and is now receding, from a maximum of _individuation_. That it turns
-now towards synthesis and co-operation. It will move back towards what
-you call Sargon, the great ruler, and it will swallow up individual
-egotistical men in its common aims. As already scientific work swallows
-them up. Or good administrative work. Or art. That is what you are
-saying.”
-
-“Exactly,” said Paul Lambone. “If we _must_ talk your language,
-Devizes, and not mine. Art, science, public service, creative work of
-every sort, these are parts of what you, I suppose, would call the race
-mind, parts of the race life. Every man who matters is a fresh thought,
-a fresh idea. He is himself still, it is true, but his significance is
-that he comes out of his past and out of his conditions and he flows on
-to further men. This is the new realization that is changing all the
-values in human life. It is happening everywhere. Even in the books and
-reading of to-day you can see the thing happening. History now becomes
-more important than biography. What made up the whole of life in the
-romantic past; the love story, the treasure story, the career, getting
-on, making a fortune, the personal deed and victory, the sacrifices for
-an individual friend or love or leader; remains no longer the whole
-of life and sometimes not even the leading interest in life. We are
-passing into a new way of living, into a new sort of lives, into new
-relationships. The world which seemed for a time not to be changing any
-more is changing very swiftly ... in its mental substance.”
-
-“New sorts of people,” said Bobby softly, and went off from listening
-to Lambone’s lucid little voice into a final recapitulation of the
-puzzling things Christina Alberta had said and done that day.
-
-
-§ 5
-
-Bobby was recalled to the matter of the talk by a movement in the chair
-behind him.
-
-Lambone’s smooth voice was explaining: “So that it does not matter so
-much what we achieve as what we contribute. That cherished personal
-life which men and women struggle to round off and make noble and
-perfect, disappears from the scheme of things. What matters more and
-more is the work one does. What matters less and less is our personal
-romance and our personal honour. Or rather our honour will go out of us
-into our work. Our love affairs, our devotions and private passions,
-for example, will fall more and more definitely into a subordination
-to our science or whatever our function is. Our romances and our fame
-and honour will join our vices among the things we suppress. There was
-a time when men lived for a noble tomb and in order to leave sweet and
-great memories behind them; soon it will matter nothing to a man and
-his work to know that he will probably die in a ditch--misunderstood.
-So long as he gets the work done.”
-
-“With no last Judgment ever to vindicate him,” said Devizes.
-
-“That will not matter in the least to him.”
-
-“I agree. Some of us begin to feel like that even now.”
-
-“Even if one has done nothing worth doing,” said Paul Lambone, and in
-his voice was that faint quality of the sigh of one who has crowned a
-rather difficult and uncertain card castle, “even if Sargon had died
-unrescued in his Asylum and all the world had thought him mad, all the
-same he would have escaped, his imagination would have touched the
-imagination of the greater life.”
-
-Came a pause of edification and then a sigh of satisfaction from Miss
-Lambone. She never understood in the least what her brother was talking
-about, but she adored him when he talked. Nobody she thought had ever
-talked like him, or could possibly talk like him. His voice was so
-clear and bright, like the best sort of print. Only sometimes you
-wished you had spectacles.
-
-But now Miss Lambone was to receive a shock. Christina Alberta suddenly
-came out of the silence in which she had been sitting.
-
-“I don’t believe in this,” said Christina Alberta out of the depths of
-her chair.
-
-Bobby was beginning to know the voice of Christina Alberta very well;
-and he knew now that she was terrified at having to talk, and at the
-same time desperately resolved to get something said. He knew too that
-she was gripping hard at the arms of her chair. He glanced at Devizes
-and in that instant the lighthouse beam touched his face and Bobby
-saw it very intent, watching Christina Alberta steadily and as if
-forgetful of all other things. It was intent and tender and tenderly
-apprehensive, grave and very pale in that white illumination. When the
-light had passed away Bobby still seemed to see that face, but now
-conversely it was a face of ebony.
-
-“I do not believe in _any_ of this,” said Christina Alberta.
-
-She paused with the effect of marshalling her argument. “It is
-theology, I suppose,” she said. “Or mysticism. It is all an
-intellectual game that men have played to comfort themselves. Men
-rather than women. It makes no real difference. Tragedy _is_ tragedy,
-failure _is_ failure, death is death.”
-
-“But is there ever complete failure?” asked Lambone.
-
-“Suppose,” said Christina Alberta, “suppose a man is thrown into prison
-and misrepresented to all the world, suppose he is taken away presently
-and made to dig his own grave, and shot at the edge of it and buried
-and then lied about for a time and forgotten. It isn’t part of the race
-that is murdered, it isn’t a wonderful thing that passes on; it is a
-man who has been killed and made away with. Your mysticism is just an
-attempt to dodge the desolation of that. It doesn’t. Such things have
-happened. They happen to-day. In Russia. In America. Everywhere. Men
-are just wiped out, body and soul, hope and will. That man and his
-black personal universe are done with and over, and there is an end
-to his business; he is beaten and wiped out, and all the clever talk
-upon easy sofas in the warm twilight will not alter that one jot. It
-is frustration. If I am frustrated I am frustrated, if I have desires
-and dreams and they are defeated and die, I die. It is playing with
-words to say I do not die or that they are changed and sublimated and
-carried on into something better.”
-
-“My dear,” said Miss Lambone to Miss Means. “You are sure you are not
-feeling cold?” Her voice conveyed a faint intimation that she would
-cease to be acutely interested in the talk if this chit of a girl
-intervened any further in the discussion, and that she would begin to
-do things with wraps and shawls and break up the meeting.
-
-“I’m perfectly happy, dear,” Miss Means answered. “All this--! I wish
-it could go on for ever.”
-
-But Christina Alberta disregarded Miss Lambone’s warning. She had
-something to say and there was some one she wanted to say it to, not
-too pointedly, not too plainly.
-
-“All this theology, this religion, the new religions that are only the
-old ones painted over----”
-
-“Reborn,” said Paul.
-
-“Painted over. I don’t want them. But that is not what I want to say.
-What I want to say is that you are wrong about my Daddy, you are quite
-wrong about him. That I do know. Mr. Lambone has dressed him up to suit
-his own philosophy. He had that philosophy long before he knew him. And
-you talked my Daddy over and put Mr. Lambone’s ideas into him when he
-was beaten and broken because they suited his case. They weren’t there
-before. I know him and exactly how he thought. I was brought up on him.
-He talked to me more than to anyone. And it is all nonsense to talk of
-him--his exaltation, as being like the great soul coming like the tidal
-sea into the pool of the little soul. It didn’t. When he said he was
-Lord of the World he wanted to be Lord of the World. He didn’t want to
-incorporate any other people at all--or be incorporated. He was just
-as exclusively himself when he was Sargon as when he was Albert Edward
-Preemby. More so.... And I believe that is how it is with all of us.”
-
-She went on rather hurriedly, for she knew there were forces there very
-ready to silence her.
-
-“I want to be myself and nothing else. I want the world--for myself.
-I want to be a goddess in the world. It does not matter that I am an
-ugly girl with natural bad manners. It does not matter that it is
-impossible. That is what I want. That is what I am made to want. One
-may get moments anyhow. A moment of glory is better than none....
-I believe that sort of thing is what you all want really. You just
-persuade yourselves you don’t. And you call that religion. I don’t
-believe anyone has ever believed religion from the beginning. Buddhism,
-Christianity, this fantastic Sargonism, this burlesque religion you
-invent to make an evening’s talk, they are all consolations and
-patchings-up--bandages and wooden legs. People have tried to believe in
-such religions no doubt. Broken people. But because we cannot satisfy
-the desires of our hearts--why should we cry ‘Sour grapes’ at them?
-
-“I don’t want to serve--anything or anybody. I may be heading for
-frustration, the universe may be a system of frustration, but that
-doesn’t alter the fact that this is how I feel about it. I may be
-defeated; it may be certain that I shall be defeated--but as for
-bringing a contrite heart out of the mess and starting again as a good
-little part of something--I _don’t_ fink. Oh, I know I beat my hands
-against a wall. It’s not my fault. Why don’t we take? Oh, why don’t we
-dare?”
-
-Miss Lambone stirred and rustled.
-
-The darkness that was Devizes spoke to Christina Alberta, and Miss
-Lambone became still.
-
-“We don’t take and we don’t dare,” he said, “we don’t defy laws and
-customs because there are other things in our lives, _in_ us and not
-outside us, that are more important to us. That is why. It pleases Paul
-to dress up his view of these things in old mystical phrasing, but
-what he says is really an unscientific way of putting psychological
-fact. You think you are simple, but you are really complex. You are the
-individual but you are the race also. That is your nature and mine and
-everyone’s. The more our intelligence awakens the more we know that.”
-
-“But it is the difference that is distinctively me, and not the
-general part. The race in me is no more to me than the ground I walk
-on. I am Christina Alberta; I am not Woman or Mankind. As Christina
-Alberta, I want and I want and I want. And when the door is slammed
-upon my imaginations I cry out against it. Why pretend I give up a
-thing because I can’t have it? Why make a glory of renunciation and
-letting-go? I hate the idea of self-sacrifice. What is the good of
-coming into the world as Christina Alberta just in order to sacrifice
-being Christina Alberta? What is the good of being different if one is
-not to live a different life?”
-
-Unexpectedly Miss Lambone intervened, “The life of a woman is one long
-sacrifice,” she said.
-
-There was a pause.
-
-“But we have the vote now?” said Christina Alberta almost flippantly.
-“Why is a woman’s life sacrifice?”
-
-“Think of the children we bear,” said Miss Lambone in a constrained
-voice.
-
-“_Well!_” said Christina Alberta, and suppressed some scandalous remark.
-
-“The most astonishing thing about us,” she broke out again, after a
-pause; “the most astonishing thing in the feminine make-up is that
-hardly any of us _do_ seem to want children. A lot of us anyhow don’t.
-Now that I am beginning to learn something about biology, I realize how
-marvellous that is. As a race of creatures specialized for children,
-we ought to be eaten up by the desire for children. As a matter of
-fact most modern women will do anything to avoid having children. We
-dread them. To me they seem like a swarm of hidden dwarfs, prepared to
-come upon me and eat up my whole existence. It’s not simply I don’t
-want them; I live in fear of them. Love we _may_ want. Many of us do.
-Intensely. We want to love and be loved--to get close and near to
-some one. It’s a delusion I suppose. One of Nature’s clumsy tricks.
-It is all a delusion. He vanishes--he was never there. Under the old
-conditions it availed; it got the children Nature wanted. But we
-don’t think of children. We don’t want to think about them. There it
-is! And anyway children do not take a woman out of her egotism; they
-only extend and intensify it. I have known intelligent girls marry
-and have children, and when the baby appeared their minds evaporated.
-They became creatures of instinct, messing about with napkins. I could
-scream at the thought of it. No, I am an egoist pure and simple. I am
-Christina Alberta, and her only. I am not Sargon. I refuse altogether
-to mix with that promiscuous anybody-nobody.”
-
-“After all that may only be a phase in your development,” said Devizes.
-
-“It is the only one I know.”
-
-“That is evident. But I assure you, Christina Alberta, that this revolt
-and distress of yours is a phase. You are talking rebellion and egoism
-and anarchism as a healthy baby screams to get breath into its lungs,
-and escape from the stuffiness of old air. The baby doesn’t know why it
-screams and no doubt finds some dim little grievance in its brain----”
-
-“Go on,” said Christina Alberta. “Chastise me and chastise me.”
-
-It seemed to Bobby that there were tears in her voice.
-
-“No, but you are so young, my dear,” said Devizes.
-
-My dear!
-
-“Not so young. Not so actually young,” cried Christina Alberta.
-
-“If I live to be eighty,” said Christina Alberta, “shall I ever be able
-to feel more than I am feeling now? Why will you always treat me like a
-child nowadays?”
-
-“Feeling isn’t the only measure,” said Devizes. “Even now, to-night,
-you are talking below your beliefs. You are not an egoistic
-adventurer. You take sides on a score of matters. You insist you are a
-Communist for example.”
-
-“Oh! just to smash up things,” said Christina Alberta. “Just to smash
-up everything.”
-
-“No. You say that to-night, but you have told me differently before.
-You have a care for the world. You want to help forward the common
-interest. You develop a passion for scientific truth. Well--there’s no
-way of fencing in your individuality from other minds in science or in
-public affairs. You’re a part by necessity; you can’t be a complete
-whole. You find already you can’t keep away from these things. They
-will take you more and more, whether you like it or not, because it is
-the spirit of the time. That is what is happening to us all. You can’t
-escape. Our work, our part, is the first thing in our lives. To that,
-pride must bow now and passion and romance. We have to slam and lock
-and bar the door against all personal passion that might wreck our
-work. Bar it and put it out of your mind. As a secondary thing. Work.
-Give the greater things a chance to keep you.”
-
-“That’s all very well.”
-
-“It’s everything.”
-
-“Why _should_ they keep me?” came from Christina Alberta, sullenly and
-resolutely.
-
-“I know that this is your faith,” she said. “You told me all about it.
-You’ve always told me about it.” Bobby’s quick ear detected a change in
-her voice “Do you remember our first talk together? Do you remember our
-talk in Lonsdale Mews? When we dined together at that Italian place?
-That night. Just after we had found each other.”
-
-Found each other?
-
-“But I did not know then that your faith meant all the suppressions and
-sacrifices and discretions it seems to do. I thought it was something
-robust and bold. I did not understand its--qualifications. But since
-then we have argued about these things and argued. That day at Kew
-Gardens. That day when you took me for that walk over the downs to
-Shere. We have threshed things out. Why should we argue again? I am
-giving in--what can I do but give in?--and soon I will be a Sargonite
-with you and Paul. But not this summer. Not now. This night--This
-wonderful first night of summer. To-night I rebel against any
-renunciation, any fobbing-off of individuals with second-best things.
-I am going to be impossible and absurd. For the last time. I want the
-world from the stars to the bottom of the sea for myself, for my own
-hungry self. And all between. The precious things between. The love....
-_There!_”
-
-Vague questions appeared and vanished again on the screen of Bobby’s
-mind. What had Christina Alberta renounced? What was she renouncing?
-What was anyone renouncing? And had his ears cheated him, or had
-Devizes called her, “my dear”? In front of Margaret Means and in face
-of all the circumstances of the case it seemed to Bobby that Devizes
-was the last person who ought to call Christina Alberta “my dear.”
-And what was this about “fobbing-off”? Was this really a shameless
-plainness of speech, an atrocious confession, or something that he
-misunderstood?
-
-Miss Lambone stirred uneasily.
-
-It was as if an evil spirit possessed Christina Alberta. “Oh, _damn_
-renunciation!” she said with bitter gusto.
-
-They seemed to be sitting for some moments in a profound silence, and
-then the nightingale became very audible.
-
-
-§ 6
-
-“I think,” said Miss Lambone in the silence, “that it is getting just a
-_leetle_ chilly.”
-
-“It is so beautiful here,” said Miss Means, who was warm in Miss
-Lambone’s shawl. “Perfectly beautiful.
-
-“How you can talk of frustration--!” she added, and left her sentence
-incomplete.
-
-“I think,” said Miss Lambone, “that I shall go in and light the
-candles. It is too wonderful a night for the electric lights, far too
-wonderful. We will just light the candles and the fire. And perhaps you
-will play us something beautiful. These are such marvellous fire-places
-here that they blaze up at once. I don’t know if you have noticed
-them--a new sort. The fire is all on the hearth--no draught below, but
-the shape of the back draws it up.
-
-“I love a wood fire,” said Miss Lambone, and sighed and rose slowly and
-voluminously.
-
-
-§ 7
-
-Two days later Bobby came into one of the little studies on the garden
-side of Paul Lambone’s house. Paul had found out that Bobby wanted a
-few days of uninterrupted thought in which to begin his novel, and had
-asked him to stay on after the other guests had returned to London.
-It was a perfect room for a writer of Bobby’s temperament; it had a
-low writing-table close to the sill of the casemented window, and
-on the sill was a silver bowl of forget-me-nots and white tulips. A
-little glass-paned door released one into the garden without one’s
-having to go back through the house. The writing-table had everything
-a fastidious writer could desire, a pleasant paper-rack and wafers,
-and real quill pens, and plenty of elbow room. The chair he sat in was
-an arm-chair, immensely comfortable but not too luxurious; no hint
-of repose in it but only a completely loyal support for a working
-occupant. A garden path ran up hill from the window, a garden path
-skirted by wonderful clusters of pansies. On either side of the pansies
-were rose bushes, and though not a rosebud was showing, yet the fresh
-green leaves, tinged with ruddy brown, were very exquisite in the
-light.
-
-He stood looking up the path for a time and then sat down and drew the
-writing-pad towards him. He took one of those delightful quills, tested
-the delicious flexibility of its points, dipped it in the ink and wrote
-in his very neat and beautiful handwriting:
-
- UPS AND DOWNS
-
- _A Pedestrian Novel_
-
- BY ROBERT ROOTHING
-
- CHAPTER THE FIRST
-
- WHICH INTRODUCES OUR HERO
-
-He wrote this very readily because it was very familiar to him. From
-first to last he had written it on fair fresh sheets of paper perhaps
-half a dozen times.
-
-Then he stopped short and sat quite still with his head on one side.
-Then very neatly he corrected “which introduces” into “in which we
-introduce.”
-
-It was nearly two years now since he had first begun his novel in
-this fashion, and he was still quite uncertain about the details
-of his hero’s introduction. His original intention about the story
-still floated pleasantly in the sky of his mind; a promise of a happy
-succession of fine, various and delightful adventures, told easily
-and good-humouredly; the fortunes of a kindly, unpretending, not too
-brave but brave enough young man, on his way through the world, to live
-happily afterwards with a delicious young woman. “Picaresque” was the
-magic word. None of these adventures had as yet assumed a concrete form
-in his mind. He felt they would come to him definitely enough one day.
-If one sat and mused one half saw them, and that was assurance enough
-for him. And so having rewritten his title page neatly and prettily, he
-fell into a day-dream and was presently thinking round and about his
-Christina Alberta as a good hero should.
-
-Bobby was always being puzzled by Christina Alberta, always coming
-upon something that seemed to clear up everything, and then being
-puzzled again. But now it seemed to him that he really did know the
-last fact of importance that was to be known about her. Overnight Paul
-Lambone had described how he had taken her to Devizes to get advice,
-and how they had blundered upon the reality of her parentage. He told
-his story well as a story-writer should; he gave it dramatic point.
-Evidently he told the tale of set intention, because it was time Bobby
-knew. Lambone was aware of Christina Alberta’s engagement. He did not
-know and nobody but Bobby knew that she never intended to be married.
-But this, it seemed to Bobby, made the understanding of her situation
-possible; explained that watchful tenderness of Devizes’ face suddenly
-betrayed by the light of his inadvertent “my dear”; explained her
-position as though she belonged to him and Paul Lambone instead of
-being a rather unaccountable visitor; excused her vehement jealousy of
-Margaret Means, because evidently she had become violently possessive
-of her father, and had counted perhaps upon recognition and being very
-much with him. No doubt Margaret Means stood in the way of that. It
-was natural for Christina Alberta to want to be with Devizes and work
-with him, and natural for her to suspect and anticipate and resent an
-intervening personality. Apart from the magic of kinship it was natural
-that two such subtle and abundant personalities should attract each
-other greatly. That Devizes should have decided quite abruptly to marry
-Margaret Means did not present any difficulties to Bobby; he was not
-thinking very closely about Devizes. Margaret Means was pretty enough
-for anyone to want to marry her. There are times, as Bobby knew, when
-that sweet prettiness can stab one like an arrow. It had evidently
-stabbed and won Devizes. And almost the only thing that gave Bobby
-a second thought, but no more than a second thought, was Christina
-Alberta’s fluctuation of purpose, why she should have consented to
-marry him and then have changed her mind so quickly and definitely and
-yet have retained him as a lover.
-
-That resolution not to marry seemed after all just a part of her
-immense modernity. Because of all this group of “new people” in which
-he found her, she seemed to Bobby to be in every way the newest.
-She was the boldest enterprise in living he had ever met. Her flare
-of hungry rebel individuality fascinated him. Where in this world
-was she going? Would she win out to this free personal life she
-desired or would she fail to find an objective of work and come upon
-disappointment and solitude like some creature that has strayed? The
-world had terrified Bobby in his own person greatly; it terrified him
-still more when he thought of this valiant little figure going out to
-challenge it.
-
-Bobby was naturally, inherently, afraid; his instinct was for security,
-protection, kindliness and help. He clung to his “Aunt Suzannah” job
-for safety. He didn’t believe Christina Alberta knew one tenth of the
-dangers she ran of insult, defeat, humiliation, neglect, repulse,
-fatigue and lonely distress. His imagination presented a tormenting
-picture of her away there in dark, confused, immense and blundering
-London, as an excessively fragile figure, light on its feet, shock-head
-erect, arms akimbo, unaware of monstrous ambushed dangers. Now that
-he began to understand her, he began to understand a great number of
-bright-eyed, adventurous, difficult young women he had met in the last
-few years, and he had his first dim realization of the meaning of the
-deep wide stir among womankind that had won them votes and a score of
-unprecedented freedoms.
-
-Many of these younger women were doing their work and holding their
-own exactly like men. They were painting and drawing like men, writing
-criticism like men, writing plays and novels like men, leading
-movements, doing scientific work, playing a part in politics. Like
-men? On reflection--not exactly. No. They still kept different. But
-they didn’t do their things in any fashion one could call womanly.
-Without adding strange new meanings to “womanly.” The novels they were
-writing interested him immensely. People like Stella Benson wrote
-books like--anybody; you could not tell from her work whether she was
-a man or a woman. All that again was new. George Eliot perhaps was a
-precursor. Perhaps. The former sort of women’s writings, when they
-were not “pretty me” books, were “kindly auntie” books; you heard the
-petticoats swish in every page.
-
-Sexless, these new ones? Bobby weighed the word. The earlier generation
-of women who wanted to be emancipated suppressed sex, suppressed it so
-fiercely that its negative presence became the dominant factor in their
-lives. They ceased to be positive woman; they became fantastically
-negative woman. But this newer multitude was not so much repressing as
-forgetting their sex, making little of it. Christina Alberta had in
-a way made nothing of her sex, not by struggling against it, but by
-making it cheap for herself as a man makes it cheap for himself--so
-that it was a thing of mere intermittent moods and impulses for
-her--and she could go on to other things.
-
-Going on to other things. His imagination recurred to that little
-figure resolved to conquer the world for itself in defiance of every
-tradition.
-
-There was a strong urgency in him to start off to London in pursuit
-of her, to hover about her, intervene, protect her and carry her off
-to security. He knew she wouldn’t permit that sort of thing to happen
-anyhow. He’d have to be just a friend and companion to her, be at hand
-for her, and if she did encounter some disaster, stand by her.
-
-It was a queer thing that he should want to stand by this unsexed
-young woman. It was just what one would not expect; it was part,
-perhaps, of the immense biological changes of the time. In the past
-the species had needed half the race specialized for child-bearing and
-child-rearing; now plainly it didn’t. The tremendous and worshipful
-dignity of wife and mother was not for all women any longer. That would
-remain for a certain sort of them to take up if they would. But a vast
-multitude of women were born now to miss that. Some would become pretty
-nuisances who would presently cease to be pretty, parasites on love and
-the respect for motherhood; shams, simulacra. Others would break away
-to a real individual life--a third sex. Perhaps in the new world there
-would cease to be two sexes only; there would be recognized varieties
-and subdivisions. So Bobby speculated. For just as there were women who
-did not want to bear children, so there were men who did not want to
-lord it over wife and children.
-
-They would want to love all the same. Every individual of a social
-species needed love; to fail in that need was to escape out of social
-life to lonely futility. “Mutual comfort,” Bobby quoted. In his past
-Bobby had dreamt of the love of children. Even now he remembered as
-a fact that he had dreamt particularly of a little girl of his own
-that he could protect and explore. But now the thought and interest of
-Christina Alberta had blotted that out. It was extraordinary to him
-to perceive how possessed he was by her. He could endure no prospect
-of life just now unless it was to include Christina Alberta as its
-principal fact. But he’d be no use to her unless she respected him.
-He couldn’t hope to stand subordinate to her, any more than he could
-hope to be her master. In the latter case she’d rebel; in the former,
-she’d despise. They would have to stand side by side. And since she was
-clever, able and resolved to work hard and distinguish herself, he must
-word hard and also distinguish himself too. He had to be her equal and
-remain and keep himself her equal....
-
-That, in fact, was why he was going to write a great novel--not just a
-novel but a great one.
-
-He looked again at the neatly written page. “Ups and Downs,” he read.
-“A Pedestrian Novel.”
-
-It dawned upon him that there was something profoundly wrong about that.
-
-It was to have been a story of wandering about in the world that is;
-the story of the happy adventures of a well tempered mind in a well
-understood scheme of things. But Bobby was beginning to realize that
-there is not, and there never has been, a world that is; there is
-only a world that has been and a world that is to be. “New people,”
-whispered Bobby, and dipped a quill in the ink and made a border of
-dots round his title. Then suddenly he crossed out those three words
-“Ups and Downs” and wrote instead, “New Country.”
-
-“That might be the title of any novel that matters,” said Bobby.
-
-He mused deeply. Then he altered the sub-title to “The History of an
-Explorer.”
-
-He scratched out “Explorer.”
-
-“Involuntary traveller,” said Bobby.
-
-Finally he put back “A Pedestrian Novel” as his sub-title....
-
-He became aware of an intermittent dull tapping, and following the
-sound discovered a thrush trying to break up a snail on the gravel
-path. But the gravel path was too fine and soft to give a firm anvil
-for the beating. “The silly bird ought to find a brick or a potsherd,”
-said Bobby and reflected. “I suppose all the flower-pots are shut up in
-the shed....
-
-“I don’t like to see that bird wasting the morning and being
-disappointed....
-
-“It wouldn’t take a minute....”
-
-He got up, let himself out by the little glass door beside the window
-and went to find a brick. Presently he returned with it.
-
-But he did not go back into the study because while he had been
-looking for the brick, he had seen a young blackbird which had got
-under the strawberry netting, and was evidently scared out of its
-silly wits. So he went back to see about the blackbird. The minutes
-passed and he did not reappear. Perhaps he had found some other
-fellow-creature in trouble.
-
-Presently a little breeze blew into the study through the open glass
-door, and lifted the sheet of paper which was to introduce our hero,
-and wafted it softly and suggestively on to the unlit wood fire upon
-the hearth. There it lay for a long time.
-
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-TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES:
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- Italicized text is surrounded by underscores: _italics_.
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- Superscripted characters are preceded by a carat character: n^{th}.
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- Obvious typographical errors have been corrected.
-
- Inconsistencies in hyphenation have been standardized.
-
- Archaic or variant spelling has been retained.
-
- No attempt has been made to regularize dialect.
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-*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 69410 ***